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All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them. What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes?
39,967
0.98
358
1,576,446,247
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eb57nx/all_my_life_my_parents_have_told_me_not_to_open/
eb57nx
TwoSentenceHorror
DayerethDdraigson
top_all
When the kidnapper made me guess where he kept my daughter, I went for the basement and he said "Correct!" allowing me to see her. But when I found her severed head in there, I learned that every other choice would have been correct as well.
36,074
0.96
256
1,594,654,524
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hqheyx/when_the_kidnapper_made_me_guess_where_he_kept_my/
hqheyx
TwoSentenceHorror
Nathan_is_writing
top_all
I have been working on stories to compete with the best on this sub but I'm finding it near impossible. I'm beginning to think some of you are just making yours up.
34,358
0.98
323
1,589,343,362
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/girpmy/i_have_been_working_on_stories_to_compete_with/
girpmy
TwoSentenceHorror
TheBeardeding
top_all
Whenever I considered killing myself to escape my parents' abuse, I'd just recite my mantra "you don't deserve to die". Ironically, now that they are old, hungry, covered in bedsores, and begging to be put out of their misery, I still have the same mantra.
33,548
0.96
439
1,642,263,664
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s4ntth/whenever_i_considered_killing_myself_to_escape_my/
s4ntth
TwoSentenceHorror
DragMeTacoBell
top_all
...she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop Which really pisses me off because that's what...
32,571
0.98
358
1,583,072,960
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fburn8/she_said_last_time_were_stuck_in_a_time_loop/
fburn8
TwoSentenceHorror
Deiun
top_all
I framed the first letter I got as a police officer, from a woman thanking me after I'd supported her through her daughter's suicide. I passed it in my hallway every day for nearly eight years before realising the handwriting was the same as on the girl's suicide note.
29,414
0.96
328
1,593,303,573
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hh4tqp/i_framed_the_first_letter_i_got_as_a_police/
hh4tqp
TwoSentenceHorror
From_Strange_Seeds
top_all
"Now be careful, that line of rock salt is the only thing keeping them out," the man said, welcoming my group into his refuge. "Sea salt," I clarified, "sea salt keeps us out."
29,086
0.98
365
1,587,077,671
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g2ppyc/now_be_careful_that_line_of_rock_salt_is_the_only/
g2ppyc
TwoSentenceHorror
bookseer
top_all
My husband has been very upset with me since my failed suicide attempt He’s crying nonstop and he won’t acknowledge me
28,943
0.97
309
1,569,429,838
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d95xaz/my_husband_has_been_very_upset_with_me_since_my/
d95xaz
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I was born blind but was lucky enough to have a loving mother who took care of my every need. Imagine the betrayal I felt when a stitch slipped and a ray of light hit my eye for the first time.
28,810
0.96
355
1,661,303,630
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ww5tti/i_was_born_blind_but_was_lucky_enough_to_have_a/
ww5tti
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
As I slit her throat, I looked in her unblinking eyes and realised too late that she wanted to live. I knew it to be true because mirrors don't lie.
28,380
0.94
354
1,588,704,221
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ge3hol/as_i_slit_her_throat_i_looked_in_her_unblinking/
ge3hol
TwoSentenceHorror
Mrrobot2303
top_all
Please, take me instead! I scream, grabbing at the two men who took my child “Sorry ma’am, children only” they said, as they continue loading up the last lifeboat on the ship.
28,178
0.98
306
1,580,110,080
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/euko3g/please_take_me_instead_i_scream_grabbing_at_the/
euko3g
TwoSentenceHorror
Tatsuya-
top_all
So it turns out you can feel everything that happens to your body after death. I suppose I should be flattered my husband still finds me attractive after all these years.
27,219
0.98
546
1,573,425,068
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/duilzr/so_it_turns_out_you_can_feel_everything_that/
duilzr
TwoSentenceHorror
Lycantthrope
top_all
Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match. If I don’t find another way to start a campfire tonight, I’ll freeze to death.
26,645
0.96
233
1,594,344,261
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hofrgl/tinder_is_completely_useless_and_i_dont_have_a/
hofrgl
TwoSentenceHorror
Crystal_Spammer
top_all
The principal of my sons school called me at work today to tell me my son pushed another kid while on on a school excursion. I initially thought that this hardly warranted a phone call, until I remembered that my sons excursion was to the Grand Canyon...
26,263
0.95
510
1,591,604,067
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gyv8mg/the_principal_of_my_sons_school_called_me_at_work/
gyv8mg
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
When the tsunamis hit, most people were evacuated. Feeling the trickle of water rise to my chin, I let go of the prison bars in bitter resentment.
26,060
0.97
243
1,584,541,036
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fkq74i/when_the_tsunamis_hit_most_people_were_evacuated/
fkq74i
TwoSentenceHorror
ItalianQuagsire
top_all
For my last wish, I wished my dad to be alive again. I stood atop his grave and smiled, imagining him screaming and clawing at his coffin lid as he did the two previous times I wished him back.
25,967
0.98
208
1,576,067,854
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e96ks1/for_my_last_wish_i_wished_my_dad_to_be_alive_again/
e96ks1
TwoSentenceHorror
MintClicker
top_all
There's a serial rapist in my town who claims over 100 victims every year. The fact that no one believes them makes me even more scared of her.
25,962
0.92
588
1,591,119,675
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gvbvyi/theres_a_serial_rapist_in_my_town_who_claims_over/
gvbvyi
TwoSentenceHorror
n_Butylamine
top_all
“Ah, so it’s 2020” the time traveller said. “Very early in from the looks of it,” he muttered under his breath
25,774
0.96
672
1,585,357,049
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fqa235/ah_so_its_2020_the_time_traveller_said/
fqa235
TwoSentenceHorror
M1ghty_boy
top_all
"Battery at 1%" I looked at Earth one last time before my suit ran out of power
25,151
0.96
403
1,592,164,170
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h90e95/battery_at_1/
h90e95
TwoSentenceHorror
ABrawlStarsPlayer
top_all
It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother. And she still reminds me every day that if I misbehave again she'll take my hearing too.
25,122
0.99
148
1,574,862,605
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e2g97v/its_been_almost_a_decade_since_i_last_saw_my/
e2g97v
TwoSentenceHorror
EarthMarsUranus
top_all
They say you die once when you stop breathing and a second time when someone says your name for the last time Sitting alone in my dilapidated apartment for years now, I realize its not always in that order.
24,490
0.99
286
1,572,617,124
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dq4ohc/they_say_you_die_once_when_you_stop_breathing_and/
dq4ohc
TwoSentenceHorror
Nizzlebomb
top_all
Yesterday I visited my boyfriend, who was serving a life sentence in prison. As I watched that asshole shaking and pissing himself with fear, I knew he finally regretted beating me to death.
24,458
0.94
359
1,588,354,313
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gbmh17/yesterday_i_visited_my_boyfriend_who_was_serving/
gbmh17
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
My grandmother died giving birth to my mother, who died giving birth to me. As I feel my consciousness slip away, I pray that my baby is a boy.
24,017
0.98
294
1,589,734,118
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/glip94/my_grandmother_died_giving_birth_to_my_mother_who/
glip94
TwoSentenceHorror
somecallmenonny
top_all
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us. It's been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do *not* have that sense.
23,938
0.98
267
1,588,191,630
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gagul8/they_say_we_have_a_primal_sense_that_we_can_just/
gagul8
TwoSentenceHorror
Platinum_Latinum1
top_all
I laid paralyzed, patiently waiting for the curse to be lifted by a true love’s kiss When the prince came, he tore away my dress with lust and I realized I was never meant to be saved.
23,428
0.95
379
1,593,562,572
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hizmc8/i_laid_paralyzed_patiently_waiting_for_the_curse/
hizmc8
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
Bullets flew through the mall, ripping clothes to shreds. In the chaos, no one noticed the mannequins bleeding.
22,961
0.97
200
1,578,511,855
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/elxj0q/bullets_flew_through_the_mall_ripping_clothes_to/
elxj0q
TwoSentenceHorror
proffessorbiscuit
top_all
Here I am: trying my best to swim while slowly bleeding to death as I see the boat sailing away. "What do they even need my fins for?"
22,665
0.96
221
1,582,629,209
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f98qxz/here_i_am_trying_my_best_to_swim_while_slowly/
f98qxz
TwoSentenceHorror
Zjoriek
top_all
I frantically ran to Walmart's customer service to pick up my son who got lost in the store "Nice try sir, his father already picked him up"
22,619
0.98
238
1,583,490,838
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/febnvh/i_frantically_ran_to_walmarts_customer_service_to/
febnvh
TwoSentenceHorror
juicylips336
top_all
Daddy made me sit in the chair while he tied a string from my tooth to the doorknob. Before he slammed the door, he said "Tell me where Mommy went, and we can stop doing this."
22,611
0.97
273
1,591,650,716
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gz89un/daddy_made_me_sit_in_the_chair_while_he_tied_a/
gz89un
TwoSentenceHorror
palad
top_all
I look at my father's head on the wall, knowing that he'll finally be proud of me today. Then I look back at the terrified hunter and sink my antlers into his chest.
22,317
0.96
273
1,598,184,437
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/if21ws/i_look_at_my_fathers_head_on_the_wall_knowing/
if21ws
TwoSentenceHorror
Nathan_is_writing
top_all
After her best friend Julia committed suicide, my daughter Sara started a charity in her honor to combat cyber bullying. While it took a lot of work to finally push Julia over the edge, my husband and I are just so happy that Sara can add this activity to her college applications.
22,252
0.98
187
1,569,766,873
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/davq69/after_her_best_friend_julia_committed_suicide_my/
davq69
TwoSentenceHorror
ace250
top_all
When I was a toddler, a drug-addled homeless woman ran up to my father, ripped me from his embrace, and sprinted away. She knew she couldn’t physically stop my father from jumping off the overpass, but thanks to her, I didn’t die with him.
22,119
0.94
277
1,686,273,292
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/144r5xn/when_i_was_a_toddler_a_drugaddled_homeless_woman/
144r5xn
TwoSentenceHorror
christinequizmachine
top_all
I promised my wife that when I return from the war, we'd sit down and rewatch the movie from our first date. But now she's dying in the hospital, all because she wanted to make popcorn.
21,945
0.95
282
1,583,372,308
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fdnnw7/i_promised_my_wife_that_when_i_return_from_the/
fdnnw7
TwoSentenceHorror
TipsSlight
top_all
After giving birth I asked when the young redhead nurse will be back with my baby There’s apparently no nurses working here by that description.
21,809
0.95
160
1,591,362,797
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gx4bwf/after_giving_birth_i_asked_when_the_young_redhead/
gx4bwf
TwoSentenceHorror
MaleficentFun5
top_all
“I forgot to grab something, I’ll be right back,” said Mom. As she rounded the corner, out of sight, the cashier began ringing up our groceries.
21,635
0.98
167
1,555,507,120
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/be7phx/i_forgot_to_grab_something_ill_be_right_back_said/
be7phx
TwoSentenceHorror
undflight
top_all
I was so devastated when I came home and found my wife in bed with another man that I left without saying a word. It wasn't until the day after when I finally returned that I noticed the lock on the back door was broken.
21,611
0.95
321
1,642,621,724
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s7yphf/i_was_so_devastated_when_i_came_home_and_found_my/
s7yphf
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
In his last days, Grandpa would weep and rave about the fires of Hell, and I wondered how such a good man could fear such a thing. After the funeral I found the photographs, and learned for the first time that his days in Buchenwald had not been spent as a prisoner.
21,588
0.97
262
1,599,342,267
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/in9obg/in_his_last_days_grandpa_would_weep_and_rave/
in9obg
TwoSentenceHorror
RaptureInRed
top_all
My wife told me she thinks that she is going mad as she keeps hearing voices in our house After she committed suicide my girlfriend helped me remove all the hidden speakers from around the house
21,508
0.97
250
1,589,287,308
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/giah7f/my_wife_told_me_she_thinks_that_she_is_going_mad/
giah7f
TwoSentenceHorror
sugar-soad
top_all
I didn't understand his sexual attraction to me. I tried to tell his wife, but it's not like she could understand my barking.
21,409
0.97
350
1,581,979,038
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f5h46v/i_didnt_understand_his_sexual_attraction_to_me/
f5h46v
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I used to hate the sound of crickets outside the lonely farmhouse. Now every time they go silent I know that thing is passing by, and I pray for them to chirp again.
21,329
0.98
201
1,602,177,478
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j7h6pt/i_used_to_hate_the_sound_of_crickets_outside_the/
j7h6pt
TwoSentenceHorror
IknowKarazy
top_all
"It seems you have discovered an entirely new type of termite". The doctor turned around with the x-rays; "this also explains the 'aching' you've been feeling in your bones".
21,292
0.98
231
1,594,998,216
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hsx8a7/it_seems_you_have_discovered_an_entirely_new_type/
hsx8a7
TwoSentenceHorror
JokerCrowe
top_all
I put up some pretty solid posts last night, but I woke up this morning and noticed that almost all of them got taken down. I can’t help but wonder, *If they made it past the fence this easy, who’s to say they aren’t already inside?*
21,104
0.97
220
1,592,832,381
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hdsb2i/i_put_up_some_pretty_solid_posts_last_night_but_i/
hdsb2i
TwoSentenceHorror
squanto420sqanching
top_all
The sound of my son calling for my help grew fainter and fainter. As the batteries in my hearing aides died, I realized it would soon be impossible for me to find him in time.
21,054
0.98
135
1,583,917,220
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fgu6sm/the_sound_of_my_son_calling_for_my_help_grew/
fgu6sm
TwoSentenceHorror
minithemermaid
top_all
“911, what’s your emergency?” I asked, and listened to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the end of the line. “I think my daddy wants to kill me” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
21,030
0.93
271
1,647,210,342
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tdi8mo/911_whats_your_emergency_i_asked_and_listened_to/
tdi8mo
TwoSentenceHorror
_Kimmiee_
top_all
I'm going to have to leave this sub. The crew looked on in terror as their captain opened the hatch at a depth of 2000 feet.
20,993
0.97
287
1,583,971,407
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fh74ms/im_going_to_have_to_leave_this_sub/
fh74ms
TwoSentenceHorror
EarthMarsUranus
top_all
After I killed myself to escape my tormentor, I lost all my memories as I was reincarnated in a new body. The mother held her newborn child in her arms and said: "Did you think you could get away *that* easily?"
20,973
0.97
255
1,587,036,376
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g2d5qp/after_i_killed_myself_to_escape_my_tormentor_i/
g2d5qp
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
My dad told me that his flashlight could kill any monster. When I told him about what uncle Jack had been doing to my sister, he made sure to demonstrate.
20,963
0.98
205
1,576,398,829
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eawlvn/my_dad_told_me_that_his_flashlight_could_kill_any/
eawlvn
TwoSentenceHorror
AfroJoo
top_all
I love going to the beach and watching the difference between the low and high tides. Although this tide has been very low for quite some time.
20,955
0.98
285
1,589,393,123
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gj45ni/i_love_going_to_the_beach_and_watching_the/
gj45ni
TwoSentenceHorror
VenoStoat
top_all
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
20,852
0.99
129
1,560,612,977
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/c0ykfl/i_decided_to_kill_off_a_few_characters_in_the/
c0ykfl
TwoSentenceHorror
Killroy137
top_all
When I travelled back in time, my past-self asked with tentative hope, "When does it get better?" I couldn't think of how to answer without breaking his heart, but as I began to fade out of existence, I realized my hesitation gave him everything he needed to know.
20,818
0.96
353
1,659,833,330
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wi2v8m/when_i_travelled_back_in_time_my_pastself_asked/
wi2v8m
TwoSentenceHorror
Superpenguin104
top_all
"That was the police telling me my brother, Tyler, was found dead in his apartment this morning," I told my boyfriend, my breath shaking with shock and grief. My boyfriend threw his arms around me in loving embrace and angrily said, "what kind of sick psycho would shoot a decent guy like Tyler?"
20,799
0.97
296
1,638,897,559
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rb3nig/that_was_the_police_telling_me_my_brother_tyler/
rb3nig
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
Trapped and starving in a World War I trench, I gave my last ration to my best friend and partner. Adolf seems so passionate about having a future in politics, it would be wrong to let him die.
20,358
0.96
277
1,589,849,137
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gme8ff/trapped_and_starving_in_a_world_war_i_trench_i/
gme8ff
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
“Okay Larry, for this underwater scene, Julia will be pretending to drown, but will hold up three fingers when she needs air.” “Okay Julia, if you need air during your underwater scene, just wave your hands, and Larry will hand you the scuba mask.”
20,119
0.95
333
1,642,368,505
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s5m3ay/okay_larry_for_this_underwater_scene_julia_will/
s5m3ay
TwoSentenceHorror
JayeKimZ
top_all
“It’s okay, darling, the new babysitter is here to put you to bed,” my mother said as she hugged me and smiled at the young woman behind her. I’m surprised she couldn’t feel me shaking as I looked upon the face that I’d been seeing outside my window for weeks.
20,018
0.96
278
1,591,817,346
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h0i6in/its_okay_darling_the_new_babysitter_is_here_to/
h0i6in
TwoSentenceHorror
tinyarmtrex88
top_all
As I felt the knife run down my skin, I felt oddly happy. Well it wasn’t *my* skin yet.
19,949
0.98
221
1,590,163,562
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gom3sn/as_i_felt_the_knife_run_down_my_skin_i_felt_oddly/
gom3sn
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
When the old gypsy woman told me that I would die “at the stroke of midnight” I was skeptical but decided to stay up anyway. As left side of my body went completely numb, I realized that English was probably not her first language...
19,760
0.97
277
1,605,189,009
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jsuw1d/when_the_old_gypsy_woman_told_me_that_i_would_die/
jsuw1d
TwoSentenceHorror
RedPanther18
top_all
"Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry." "Granted," he replied with a laugh, but nothing changed.
19,688
0.97
465
1,658,981,953
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/w9zs6q/genie_i_wish_there_was_enough_food_on_this_earth/
w9zs6q
TwoSentenceHorror
derf_vader
top_all
I've been chained here for a week, suffering under the scorching sun with no food or water, and I'm beginning to the fear the worst. Maybe I'm not such a *good boi* after all.
19,624
0.96
577
1,582,204,280
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f6suzt/ive_been_chained_here_for_a_week_suffering_under/
f6suzt
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
Unable to move I could only look at my killer. In a fit of childish curiosity my two year old pulled the plug.
19,622
0.96
137
1,598,305,432
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ifyn00/unable_to_move_i_could_only_look_at_my_killer/
ifyn00
TwoSentenceHorror
CottenballVonDot
top_all
I roll my eyes as another unskippable ad plays on the small screen in my father’s hospital room. “Please Resume Eye Contact With The Advertisement Immediately To Continue Using The Complimentary Life Support Service.”
19,594
0.96
258
1,636,203,989
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qnzup9/i_roll_my_eyes_as_another_unskippable_ad_plays_on/
qnzup9
TwoSentenceHorror
FairyWhisper
top_all
Through the orphanage it crept silently in the darkness, killing the children in their sleep as they dreamed of better lives with new parents. It was later learned that the stealthy and dreaded murderer could have been stopped by simply replacing the 9-volt battery in the carbon monoxide detector.
19,588
0.97
252
1,592,672,682
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hcpr7b/through_the_orphanage_it_crept_silently_in_the/
hcpr7b
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
My last girlfriend always got creeped out by the 14 'weird' dolls I kept on display. I have a new girlfriend now, and she wants me to throw out all 15 of the 'disturbingly lifelike' dolls.
19,544
0.97
336
1,599,815,699
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iqn4xd/my_last_girlfriend_always_got_creeped_out_by_the/
iqn4xd
TwoSentenceHorror
abskkr24
top_all
After being satisfied that I learned as much information as I could on every topic under the sun, I unfroze time after many years. Guilt ripped into me the moment the first person I encountered sobbed that they were conscious the whole time.
19,518
0.98
303
1,643,220,068
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sdc3m2/after_being_satisfied_that_i_learned_as_much/
sdc3m2
TwoSentenceHorror
safetysheep
top_all
"The tests are negative, you are not pregnant", the doctor said. "I have no idea what the thing in your body is."
19,513
0.98
135
1,588,243,789
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gatf4p/the_tests_are_negative_you_are_not_pregnant_the/
gatf4p
TwoSentenceHorror
SynthsinTrenchcoats
top_all
“Your wife picked up your kids half an hour ago, sir.” I rushed out so fast I didn’t tell the school that I didn’t have a wife, and I began to cry as I realized I was finally free of those filthy animals.
19,387
0.95
218
1,606,406,529
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/k1hpgi/your_wife_picked_up_your_kids_half_an_hour_ago_sir/
k1hpgi
TwoSentenceHorror
FurryFoxTrash68
top_all
“Good girl,” I murmured to my beloved dog as the first tears slid down my face. I didn’t think her little teeth would hurt this bad, but its been three days since I fell, and there’s no need for us both to starve.
19,358
0.97
299
1,587,697,032
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g70n6o/good_girl_i_murmured_to_my_beloved_dog_as_the/
g70n6o
TwoSentenceHorror
calyank1184
top_all
I used my first wish to become a billionaire, and I used my second one to find out what happens after death. I was planning to use my 3rd wish to free my genie, but instead I used it to become immortal.
19,334
0.97
404
1,644,248,082
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/smszrm/i_used_my_first_wish_to_become_a_billionaire_and/
smszrm
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
The last thing the boy ever did was cry out for his mommy. Never *me*, always his fucking *mommy-* that's all the vindication I needed.
19,293
0.97
158
1,585,248,727
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fph8mp/the_last_thing_the_boy_ever_did_was_cry_out_for/
fph8mp
TwoSentenceHorror
mydadsnameisharold
top_all
"Finally, I have the house to myself.", the boy said when he threw himself on the couch. Pinocchio's dread grew as fast as his nose did when the words left his mouth
19,291
0.94
58
1,642,019,152
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s2fzgs/finally_i_have_the_house_to_myself_the_boy_said/
s2fzgs
TwoSentenceHorror
Vanadium_CoffeeCup
top_all
Truth be told, I didn’t divorce my husband because of the countless photos of his mistresses’ tits I found in his phone. I divorced him because they weren’t attached to a body.
19,286
0.94
179
1,596,892,651
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i5yyvr/truth_be_told_i_didnt_divorce_my_husband_because/
i5yyvr
TwoSentenceHorror
honeylemon14
top_all
I kept reminding the little boy that he was going to meet spongebob. He eventually stopped crying and even helped me tie the bricks to his feet.
19,225
0.97
247
1,592,199,565
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h99wo1/i_kept_reminding_the_little_boy_that_he_was_going/
h99wo1
TwoSentenceHorror
86-Everything
top_all
“I’ve always had the supernatural ability to know where someone was by looking at a photo of them. So it pained me to tell the mother of a missing child that her daughter was in several different places.”
19,149
0.98
303
1,597,597,083
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iavvhr/ive_always_had_the_supernatural_ability_to_know/
iavvhr
TwoSentenceHorror
ashersladegregory
top_all
I was devastated when my beautiful niece was chosen as this harvest’s virgin sacrifice. I fucking doomed us all.
19,138
0.95
402
1,597,642,436
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ib8a34/i_was_devastated_when_my_beautiful_niece_was/
ib8a34
TwoSentenceHorror
PurpleAngel23
top_all
Not only have we implanted a lifetime of human memories into this rat but we can now monitor what it's thinking. It appears to think it's reading the second line of a two sentence story on reddit right now.
19,126
0.93
289
1,583,188,211
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fckb98/not_only_have_we_implanted_a_lifetime_of_human/
fckb98
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" I said, as I slowly ripped out his dental implant.
19,079
0.97
140
1,601,899,425
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j5i583/thanks_for_the_gold_kind_stranger/
j5i583
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I've always wanted to be a writer, but my family always berated me and told me not to quit my day job. As I stand here with tears in my eyes, a trash bin full of disappointment, and a noose around my neck, I hope this last letter they get from me is finally good enough for them.
19,057
0.95
259
1,588,607,020
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gddwtk/ive_always_wanted_to_be_a_writer_but_my_family/
gddwtk
TwoSentenceHorror
CandlelightPod
top_all
"I didn't want a baby brother, so I returned him," the girl proudly told her parents. Outside, the marabou stork pulled flesh greedily from the small carcass lying at its feet.
19,048
0.96
164
1,604,426,570
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jnfad3/i_didnt_want_a_baby_brother_so_i_returned_him_the/
jnfad3
TwoSentenceHorror
normancrane
top_all
Out of sheer boredom I turned on the radio in my kidnapper's basement, only to hear that he had been arrested the day before. I thought they were still searching for me, but then I heard my own voice saying how much I was glad to finally be found.
19,018
0.96
215
1,651,406,906
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ufyjee/out_of_sheer_boredom_i_turned_on_the_radio_in_my/
ufyjee
TwoSentenceHorror
KangarooDense
top_all
I could only watch and scream as the murderers held my little boy down and forced the slow-acting poison into his bloodstream. Unable to take it anymore, I rip out the syringe and furiously look through my bag for his essential oils.
18,941
0.97
219
1,571,833,845
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dlylxn/i_could_only_watch_and_scream_as_the_murderers/
dlylxn
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I started tearing up as I walked down the aisle to marry my future husband. I just wish there was another way to regain my family's honor than marrying my attacker.
18,931
0.93
194
1,594,048,527
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hm9hab/i_started_tearing_up_as_i_walked_down_the_aisle/
hm9hab
TwoSentenceHorror
reddiperson1
top_all
I was furious when I found out my daughter is a drug addict, I immediately took the drugs away and grounded her. Doesn't she know there's no such thing as "depression" and you can find happiness in Jesus?
18,919
0.94
381
1,596,737,373
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i4wv7g/i_was_furious_when_i_found_out_my_daughter_is_a/
i4wv7g
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
The new medication worked and the internal voices that always told me what to do went silent. "Kill them all", I thought, and this time nobody argued back.
18,450
0.98
169
1,582,517,075
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8limk/the_new_medication_worked_and_the_internal_voices/
f8limk
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
My bullies surrounded me, sneering and taunting as they yanked my cap off. I cried and screamed, but they didn't stop as they moved to my other knee.
18,412
0.98
303
1,594,003,700
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hlzl0t/my_bullies_surrounded_me_sneering_and_taunting_as/
hlzl0t
TwoSentenceHorror
SightseeingHermit
top_all
When I came home from war, my mother opened the door to me and said, "It's good to see both of you again." Confused, I reminded her that my brother didn't survive, but then I heard his voice saying, "You can see him too?"
18,385
0.97
171
1,632,653,242
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pvrjad/when_i_came_home_from_war_my_mother_opened_the/
pvrjad
TwoSentenceHorror
KangarooDense
top_all
On our first date, and all she been talking about is her psychotic ex-husband. All I can think about is God, my plastic surgeon is fucking good.
18,335
0.96
156
1,675,210,100
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10qexej/on_our_first_date_and_all_she_been_talking_about/
10qexej
TwoSentenceHorror
Accomplished_Wolf400
top_all
I tried to stifle my cough, before finally hearing someone say "The doctor will see you now" I greeted the patient with a smile.
18,223
0.97
230
1,584,634,395
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/flcmjp/i_tried_to_stifle_my_cough_before_finally_hearing/
flcmjp
TwoSentenceHorror
ItalianQuagsire
top_all
The prick who murdered my son is a mod on here. \[removed\]
18,215
0.98
308
1,581,408,737
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f25elx/the_prick_who_murdered_my_son_is_a_mod_on_here/
f25elx
TwoSentenceHorror
Solomonperson1
top_all
My company has created conscious AIs 47 times smarter than humans. We can never learn too much, because they keep immediately committing suicide.
18,054
0.95
271
1,601,252,343
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j11xut/my_company_has_created_conscious_ais_47_times/
j11xut
TwoSentenceHorror
WhiteRat43
top_all
UPDATE: AITA for leaving after my husband broke my wrist for not cleaning? He apologized, told me he loves me, and promised it wouldn't happen again, so I'm happy to report I am going back home!
18,032
0.92
324
1,661,185,367
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wuy1et/update_aita_for_leaving_after_my_husband_broke_my/
wuy1et
TwoSentenceHorror
BlondieMcEyepatch
top_all
I must admit, lucid dreaming really is as amazing as people say. But after 2 years, i'd like to wake up again.
18,005
0.99
523
1,568,218,646
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d2snq1/i_must_admit_lucid_dreaming_really_is_as_amazing/
d2snq1
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
A guy just ran up to me while screaming that somebody had locked him in a basement, blindfolded him, and starved him for days. You should’ve seen the look of absolute horror on his face when he recognized my voice.
17,876
0.98
152
1,602,599,114
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jaegam/a_guy_just_ran_up_to_me_while_screaming_that/
jaegam
TwoSentenceHorror
Roborob03
top_all
"Here comes that rock-throwing little shit from up the street," the first bird said. "I wouldn't worry--he's only got one stone," the second bird replied.
17,838
0.96
157
1,598,401,295
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/igoihu/here_comes_that_rockthrowing_little_shit_from_up/
igoihu
TwoSentenceHorror
two_sentence_critic
top_all
I gripped the diamond ring with my left hand and the grenade's pin with my right. Whatever her answer, we'll be spending the rest of our lives together.
17,809
0.97
240
1,600,437,259
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iv6htz/i_gripped_the_diamond_ring_with_my_left_hand_and/
iv6htz
TwoSentenceHorror
bradshak
top_all
I screamed, ran out of my room, and yelled "Dad I saw a huge spider, can you come kill it?" I hoped the man standing in my closet didn't notice that I saw him, or realize the fact that I was actually home alone.
17,673
0.98
210
1,618,395,034
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mqnira/i_screamed_ran_out_of_my_room_and_yelled_dad_i/
mqnira
TwoSentenceHorror
BuddyTube
top_all
After being forced to starve and live naked in the woods for years, my wife and I finally found the courage to steal some food from the man who had been torturing us. I felt my heart sink as a thundering voice shook the Earth, saying "Adam, what have you done..."
17,636
0.98
165
1,558,890,971
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/btagin/after_being_forced_to_starve_and_live_naked_in/
btagin
TwoSentenceHorror
billbill5
top_all
"Do you see now there's nothing to be afraid of?" mom asked as she emerged from my closet. "Yes mommy," I lied, noticing her mole was now on the left.
17,605
0.97
192
1,600,930,324
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iys9ig/do_you_see_now_theres_nothing_to_be_afraid_of_mom/
iys9ig
TwoSentenceHorror
pandajedi
top_all
If the thing notices you, don't worry, there is a gun in the backpack in the kitchen. However it only has one bullet, so make sure to aim for your *forehead* , just to be sure.
17,596
0.97
345
1,602,335,184
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j8k5if/if_the_thing_notices_you_dont_worry_there_is_a/
j8k5if
TwoSentenceHorror
memeaddict69reeee
top_all
They say that everytime you learn somthing, a new wrinkle apears on your brain. After some investigation, I was angry to find out that my students didnt learn anything from my lessons.
17,559
0.98
117
1,591,170,802
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gvplpy/they_say_that_everytime_you_learn_somthing_a_new/
gvplpy
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I've climbed Everest dozens of times but I've never made it to the summit. I've begun using my own corpses as trail markers, attempting to reach the top before I freeze to death again.
17,536
0.96
292
1,604,826,409
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jq8quj/ive_climbed_everest_dozens_of_times_but_ive_never/
jq8quj
TwoSentenceHorror
PointlessPoem
top_all
I shined my flashlight over the cabinet of porcelin dolls. Their pupils contracted.
17,517
0.98
259
1,595,944,680
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hzf40q/i_shined_my_flashlight_over_the_cabinet_of/
hzf40q
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
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