I got a rush limbaugh action figure but all it does is fart "hail to the chief"!  Should I throw it away?
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Okay, put it on eBay, but be sure to mention in the description that the only "actions" are "movements" to the right.
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It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
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Whaaaaaa, Whaaaaaa, if you don't like it don't listen to it.\nBy the way do you even listen to his show? \nOr are you just another right wing censorship junkie?
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oh my God, you're still laughing over this? there was the same one that was posted 2 hours ago -- and that was yours too! for 2 whole hours, you've been laughing your @$$ off over this. it's not even that funny. you find a lot of things on ebay, you'd be surprised.\n\nand FYI: i haven't been on ebay for 2 full hours, i just happened to come across the same joke twice -- it's not even funny the first time around. you kinda killed. and i came across the same thing for the 3rd time -- under a different username, i bet that's you again.\n\nit's the corniest F-ing thing i've ever seen.
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My bro...he was laughing and everybody else was but i wasn't because i was suffocating and somebody had to open the door and get me outside with air freshners.\n\ni mean seriosuly it smelled so freakin bad + it is embarssing\n\ni like doing that to sommeone because  the almost die out....\nand i also know who is lying also(also did for a research test in what will be a person's automatic reaction to the sound of fart_\nbecause i always carry around 2 whoppe cushions   1 keychain universeral remote(that is able to controll any tv)\nand i use that insstead real one\nand everybody went EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww, omg, holy sh1t, bitt1tch you gonna die, fuk you,he did it
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wtf??\n\nGo back to working under Rush Limbaugh, figuratively and literally.
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Is it the one from the Hasty Pudding Theatre? I have that one, I think that is all there is but you could try his website. I haven't looked at it for ages but I vaguely remember that there was a merchandise section. Otherwise try E-Bay that's where I got my video from. His web address is www.emophilips.com
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First of all, what is up your butt?\nsecond of all, *points and laughs*.\nbut seriously.\njust try and yank it out yourself lol.
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Karma! Move outta that darned trailer park! Otherwise, I would go 1 of 2 ways:\n1. I would agree with 'themom', and 'nice her to death'...\nor\n2. Hop into your duds, you know, the cut offs with fringe, the halter with the muffin hangin over the tops of the cutoffs, bare foot, blue eyeshadow,liberal amounts of dirt on and in between toes, dyed blonde wig, ultra frizzy  with black roots showing, (cuz X-Tina got away with it, and so can you!) cigarette in hand, baby on hip, diet coke (with Jack) in hand...and walk over with some store bought muffins and say,"Hi, mah names Karma, this here is little Joe..he ain't Cooters, the oldest one is, but this here one i got knocked up with when we was goin through a rough patch and i woke up at the Bandito club house and well, 9 months later...here's Lil' Joe! Anyways, I wuz lookin ta be kindly and neighborly to ya, since you already done pissed me and Cooter off, so here's a peace offerin (thrust badly smooshed muffins into her arms and enjoy the look of horror on her face).."i know you think yer better than us, but we is good nay-bors, i jest wanna git along." Turn on your dirty little foot and head home. Scour 'paint' off face, toss wig, wash feet,burn clothing, pray over child....Hopefully, you will have frightened her to the  point where she will never annoy you again!
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Unfortunately, you can not even find this funny. This is the person you understand that is in the position of taking the big descisions that will affect all of us in the world. Hope those who are Republicans can see if their champion is this bad, what does that make them.?
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Spencers (or any store that sells gag gifts) has this stuff called liquid fart..I have heard just removing the cap the smell is powerful but it makes whatever you put it on stink BAD \n-a friend told me he took some to school as a prank to put on his paper before he turned it in to the teacher...but he accidentally spilled the bottle and it stunk the room up so bad they had to evacuate it until it was cleaned out.  he got suspended for 3 days
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What a great question. I needed the laugh tonight. And it always amazes me how little sense of humor conservatives have. Lighten up. Take a break from hoarding all your money as you hide behind your gated community. Next Junior League meeting you can tell all the gals about your experience on Yahoo Answers.
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Basically not worth much at all (like a fart)
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try to call a junk yard that takes it....\nPut it in the newspaper, free, as is, come take it..
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if you don't think it's funny then get the hell out of our country! it is way funny! Kett is the best "i wear my hair like this so i'm tall enough to f*** you mama" HAHAHA hilarious! it is funny and if you disagree then go ride a bike into on-coming traffic! or get hit by a bus! if you don't think it's funny then you can go to hell!
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You need to just "bite the bullet", and get it into a shop!\n\nBeing so clueless as you are, you will destroy that toy!
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don't just throw it away. There are toxic gases in it.