I told my boyfriend that I have the peaches did he have the cream and he took his pants off...?
819686
funny but not that funny
597348
Maybe you should explain your reason for saying it to him! He probably did freak a bit, you know how men get when the l word is mentioned. Speak to him and if he doesn't understand drop him he's an idiot and not worth your time! He should feel helluva complimented as you were in such throes of passion and orgasmic bliss that you blurted out the unthinkable!
843809
I hate to tell you this Peanut, but he wants to get into your pants.\n\nBTW, did you know that there is another Peanut right here on Answers? I am appalled!
633339
I don't know how old you are, but why were you looking in his pants?  Do you know if he takes any prescription drugs for anything?  I would tell your parents, let them decide what to do if he's not on any prescriptions.
71942
My EX actually did something like that. lol. Real funny story. He was drunk and had came to my house and stayed the night with me. He had woke up/slept walk and peed in another place besides the bathroom. NOT THE BED EITHER. Anyways he got up as if he was going to the bathroom at his house. He had walked into my closet and pulled his pants down and peed all over the floor. I was so P***ed off. I tried waking him up and he wouldnt. I was so mad that I cried and wouldnt talk to him for a few days. I finally agreed to talk with him. We figured out that from the distance and turns from my bed to the closet was the SAME exact way from his bed to his bathroom at home. I was so upset!!! We laughed about it forever.
135694
puke all over his face while riding on top..........it was embarassing then but its real funny now coz he cheated on me hahahahaha
570008
He told me that he still loved his ex, he is now my ex, ha ha!\nAnother ex boyfriend told me that he wished my boobs were as big as his ex girlfriends were!
142538
LOL!! okay, two things, the guy hands me some roses and said" I brought you some roses, I just thought that it was something I was supposed to do" \n\nWhen we were eating dinner the guy openly admitted that he needed a woman to fix him decent hot meals and to keep his house clean. \n\nI was glad to get home!! LOL
140580
I'm being serious here, so don't think I am just making fun of this...the only time I ever noticed something like that was when a guy had been with another girl before me and apparently didn't shower good afterwards.  I asked him about it and he finally confessed.\n\nMy suggestion...give the guy a washrag and tell him to scrub that stuff offa there.
772181
HEY!!\n\nI FOUND 2BALLS IN MY PANTS!!!\n\nARE THEY YOUR BALLS?
312738
i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
632416
He's just making sure that the buns are still fresh. What's abnormal about that?\n\nSeriously, people have different levels of comfort. Some of us have no problem wearing thongs (try a thong - more comfortable than a gstring) and this is not necessarily a bad thing. Of course, there are some fashions that are probably less comfortable with thongs and then you should go with what YOU feel you should be wearing... ANY WAY ABOUT IT, you should go about with what YOU are comfortable doing and wearing.\n\nDon't let your boyfriend rule you. He is JUST a boyfriend. He can be replaced if he doesn't act like you want your man to be.
779627
He doesn't want you to know, but they are pink undies and he's got skid marks... HAHAHA
726027
sounds like he wants to get into your pants!
744896
If you found just a bra I'd say maybe he was cheating. With everything else it sounds like he may be a cross dresser.
604894
im a women but your question intrested me . of course not unless there were tell tell signs in your underware . god he was a jerk ! just his parinoid nature eh??
180549
God Yes and Im still recovering!  Last month my hubby was really feeling his wheaties I guess cus he just totally RIPPED my clothes off- yep RIPPED the shirt and jeans completely off of me and at first Im like what the ????  But let me tell u- by the time he ripped the undies off I was sooo hot i could barely breathe!  By time we were done- I could barely walk!  My legs shook- my breathing was erratic and MAN I didnt have the energy to light that cigarette that i TRULY needed but ended up just laying there smiling like an idiot for a good hour!  lol  AWESOME night!