What is the name of the Aflac duck?
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I would name him Screech because he never quacks like a regular duck.  He only screeches!
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Darkwing Duck..........
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Darkwing Duck:    Daring duck of mystery, champion of right.\n    Swoops out of the shadows, Darkwing owns the night.\n    Somewhere some villain schemes, but his number's up (3-2-1)\n\n    Darkwing Duck (when there's trouble you call DW.)\n    Darkwing Duck, Let's get Dangerous.\n    Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)\n\n    Cloud of smoke and he appears, master of surprise.\n    Who's that cunning mind behind, that shadowy disguise.\n    Nobody knows for sure, but bad guys are out of luck, cause here comes.\n\n    Darkwing Duck, look out (When there's trouble you call DW.)\n    Darkwing Duck, Let's get dangerous.\n    Darkwing Duck, Better watch out you bad boys\n    Darkwing Duck!
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In Duck Hunt in particular for the original NES The gun is really a kind of cheapass camera that looks for the ducks to flash when you pull the trigger. The ducks flash within a square. The threshhold brightness is not being reached, or the code for the duck is not able to refresh on the plasma screen fast enough to signal the gun.\n\nDuck A might be:\n. ...\n\nDuck B might be:\n.. ..\n\nDuck C might be:\n... .\n\nHow many ducks can there be?\n\nYou may be able to check if it's a brightness issue by holding it right up to the screen.
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It was actually a minah bird.  It appeared in five cartoons with the little African native boy Inki.  The last of these toons was the only one with a dinosaur, "Caveman Inki".
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Duck-billed platypus.
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The Edmonton Oilers!\n\nThis is their menu\n\nAPPETIZER\nRed Wings\n\nSTARTER \nShark Soup\n\nENTREE\nPeking Duck\n\nFOLLOWED BY\nBuffalo Burger\n\nGO OILERS GO!!!!
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take the duck over. come back. take the fox over. bring the duck back. take the duck food over. come back. take the duck over.\n\n\nbet you i can solve it!
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Chicken hawk is a nickname for the Cooper's Hawk (Accipiter cooperii). From the Adopt-a-Bird organization: "The Cooper's Hawk is fierce and bold in attacks on farm poultry, earning it the nickname chicken hawk."
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pato, itik, and bibi\n\n*EDIT*\n\nOk, I looked in two dictionaries.\n\npato is the Spanish word for duck that made its way to Tagalog.  It means a "wild duck."\n\nitik is a black or brown duck.\n\nbibi is a white duck\n\ngansa is goose\n\nsisne is swan (another Spanish word)
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That sounds like a smart ass anwser to me. Actually that was what I would have put. It's Canadian Goose. Named for the country of Canada.
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Who the fukc is Chuck????
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Stuttgart, AR is known as the duck hunting capital of the world.  I have worked in that area during duck and goose season and I could not believe the sheer numbers of waterfowl in the air.  Unless you have a really good eye, hire a guide that can identify species in the air
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I understand its a ducks 'quack' although ive never been in a position to prove this
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I just started working for Aflac about two months ago and I think it's a great oppurtunity. You work your own hours, there are bonuses and trips all the time. the only thing you have to do is put in the honest hard work and everything will pay off. My RSC started when he was 18, hes 38 now and makes about 300,000 a year. so thats what keeps me going.
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lmao the first one was a DUCK!!!! my mom calsl me a duck...lol
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*Two men walked into a bar and the other man ducked.\n\n*A duck walked into a pet store and asked the guy behind the counter "Hey! You got any duck food?"\n"No," the guy said, "now beat it."\nThe next day, the duck came back and said "Hey! You got any duck food?"\n"No," the guy said, "now beat it. And the next time I see you in here, I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor."\nThe next day, the duck came back and said "Hey! You got any nails?"\n"No," the guy said.\n"Good," said the duck, "you got any duck food?"\n\n*One day, a man died and went up to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates, St. Peter asked him "Did you do any good deeds in your life?"\n"Well," said the guy, "I rescued an old lady from a gang of robbers."\n"Hey, that's great!" St. Peter said, "when did you do that?"\n"Oh, about five minutes ago."\n\n*One day, three men were in a cave and they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie came out and gave each of them one wish.\n"That's easy," the first guy said, "I'd like to be ten times smarter than I am right now!"\nPOOF! He was suddenly ten times smarter.\n"That's nothin'" the second guy said, "I'd like to be a HUNDRED times smarter than I am right now!"\nPOOF! He was suddenly a hundred times smarter.\n"Nah, I got all you guys beat," the third guy said, "I'd like to be a THOUSAND times smarter than I am right now!"\nPOOF! He turned into a woman.\n\nAnd the inevitable dumb blonde joke (NOTE TO ALL BLONDES: I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND. I AM MERELY REPEATING A JOKE I HEARD ONCE FROM A FRIEND OF MINE):\n\n*One day, a dumb blonde decided she was sick of all the dumb blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair brown and go for a long drive. She drove out to the countryside, where there were farms; one of these had sheep. She thought to herself "oh, how cute! I want a sheep!" So she went to the farmer and explained her request. \nThe farmer thought for a minute, then said "well, girly, tell you what. I'll let you have one of my sheep if you can guess how old I am."\nThe blonde thought about it for awhile, then finally said "66!"\n"By god, you're right!" The farmer said, astounded. He didn't really expect her to guess it, but since she did, he allowed her to pick out a sheep. So she picked one out and drove off, the sheep in the back. Suddenly, she saw the farmer behind her, chasing her car and waving frantically. She slowed down, and the farmer caught up to her and tapped on the window.\nShe rolled it down, and the farmer said "If I can guess what color your hair really is, then can I have my dog back?"