If Anita Bryant married Moby Dick what would her name be?
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lol Anita Dick... ( i need a dick!) lol very silly.... have you ever met someone with the name of Dixie Normus??
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Nick-Nack\n\nIt would help to know who or what the nickname is for
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Eva Braun?  \n\nHerman Munster?  \n\nThe Penguin?  \n\nSmeagol?\n\nElvis Presley?\n\nAn extremely unhappy housewife who inexplicably got married to a normal guy - not the brightest - squeezed out a couple of pups, bought a barbecue and some decent furniture, joined the ladies club and the local country club, had the middle age spread, lost her looks sadly, woke up one morning next to the most powerful man in the world and realised he was Beelzebub, but by then it was too late.  She was in too deep and now wears a mask of loving solidarity as she fantasises about the good looking jock she used to go out with in college.  Poor girly.
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Probably Eve, but that would make her an incestuous lesbian wouldnt it?
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Ginger Alden, Judy Spreckels, June Juanico, Cassandra Peterson, Priscilla Presley,Suzanne Finstad Cybill Shepherd, Ann-Margret,  Lori Williams, Anita Wood .....i think  Priscilla Beaulieu?
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WWWwwwilbuuur. Naay. Lookin good my man. I say they should get married, huh? Poor Michael; who would love him in that marriage? Would they both be in love with Paris? Can you imagine their children? Probably make you seem like a model. Michael would probably get all upset with Hilton about sex though. He'd be complaining about how much noise she made during sex and how he could hear it all the way from his room. Yep, she's a nasty one and certainly not the lessor of two evils. Oh, can I get you an apple?
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I'm gonna have to go with "Brandy" on that one b/c she's a fine girl and I've always felt that she'd make a fine wife. Alas, my life, my love and my lady, is the sea!
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My wife. I'm not gonna tell you who she is!
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Rodney may be right, but the first two answers also seem correct.\n\nBut i think i'd go along with the heroine thing.
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Black  that is her married name.
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Mrs. Santella LOL\nRatella
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I'd give it to either Alanis Morissette or Corinne Bailey Rae :D
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bang her gently, but with extreme pleasure\n\nI'm Rick James Bitc*
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Victor Bueno\n\nMeans good and victorious....I would catch ALL the ladies...lol
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OMG Rosie OF COURSE! I've never wanted to grudge-ph-uque a liberal lesbian so much! Oh! And I'd strap on a six shooter and make her call me Tom Selleck for spite! Whoooo hooooo!!!! Ride 'em COWgirl! (Literally! ;) )
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Wow---just 2?\n\nFemale I'm gonna have to say Holly Near...even though some lesbians hate her for being bisexual. Her courage, her music, her stunning clear conscience all make this a better world.\n\nMale I think it has to be one of the unnamed drag queens at the Stonewall Inn that fated night when the queens had finally had enough harassment and refused to be abused any more. Anyone who can fight off rogue cops while wearing heels gets my respect. Braver than I'll ever be. God bless them whoever they are.
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Name him Ivanna Humpalotte. Or Alotta Vagina. Oooo Ooooo I know name him Ilikesto Swallows.