When rolling in dogshit, should I be concerned with what I am wearing?
814389
Well hopefully it is not your sunday best.
485671
No clue. Probly.\nMade of animals or not, I'm still wearing it. Lol.
737098
What type of grease will you be wearing?
284832
Check under your rolls.
711417
Just a matter of preference - I have some red briefs and wear them whenever they surface in my underwear drawer. No big deal for me, but apparently your guy doesn't like them. Get dark blue - that is manly enough.
446809
As all the rest has said this is normal.  Wonderful being a woman, huh?  Just make sure you keep yourself clean, douche when necessary and wear pantyliners if it makes you uncomfortable.
865863
Try mixin things up! Don't wear the same type of things over, and over. Throw in a mix of things so they never know what to expect! lol i think u should see how some of the old farts would do by flashin a few to see a reaction!!
812914
Might it be a chafing dish?
345910
It is definitely NOT normal. You need to stop whatever you are doing to it.\nRather than hide it you should flaunt if with skin tight short shorts.
659289
LMFAO - hahahahahaha  rolling on the floor- OMG I think I may have dribbled a little.  LOL
630376
Honey, if you are wearing it, it's sexy underware.  Yall worry too much.  If you are trying for a pleasing line with a dress, the noline boy shorts look really good, or a thong, both accent your rear. No man is going to look at your body in that dress and go, hey, she's wearing sexy undie's.  Think about it.
430313
There is no reason you shouldn't simply count on washing them once before you wear them.  It is irrational to expect people will not only know how a garment fits, but how it looks on them, without trying it on.  For one thing, the size number is only a guide; different garments fit loose or snug, and in different parts of the body, and people have differently shaped bodies, even within the same size.  There is simply no substitute for trying it on.\n\nIf you are really creeped about wearing something someone else has tried on, buy all your clothes mail-order, and accept that you will sometimes have to send them back because they aren't what you expected.
680696
Probably not, unless that is the sort of clothes everyone else is wearing.  I'd stick with something a little quieter and more conservative.
1129198
yes- who did your laundry?   your tank/tee/bra is a litte revealing also.  next time wash in cold water.   :P
1170139
If you are just worried about  getting in trouble with the law I wouldn't worry too too much. As long as you have a clean record, show up to court on time and present yourself in a respectable manner (no shorts, jeans, sandals or t-shirts, all clothing neat and wrinkle free, pants pulled up to waist and worn with a belt- no undies showing; personal appearance-well groomed, neatly shaved) and are polite to the judge, etc- you should get it dismissed or a small ($50-100) fine.
1108166
Why do you care what others wear as clothing? Its not your business really. If you are obese yourself and looking for ideas, then you shouldve mentioned that. What I wear is what I put on everyday, not you !!
456966
What?  Why do your clothes need this 'protection'?