If you were a pie, what flavor would you be, and why?
830091
apple, because im classy and old-fashioned, but everybody still loves me
108048
Oh are you a spy?\n\nI'm a spy.\n\nThe pie is baked at midnight.
753678
Eat everything mmmm (im hungry) lol...i would be so lucky :D
948519
Whipped cream AND chocolate. I'd put it on c*ck and then in my mouth....
604003
I would say pork. Because I had to remove a body from a housefire and it smelled like baked ham. I couldn't eat ham for a long time after that.
113668
Throw custard pies with the snap of my fingers.
1179703
My first thought was, I would like my mother's home made apricot pie with fresh Devon clotted cream. But I don't think they would be able to get hold of this (especially as my mom died a few years ago and Devon, England is a long way away from Death Row.)\n\nSo I thought up an alternative menu:\n\nFirst Course: Smoked salmon and a glass of Chardonnay\n\nSecond Course: pasta with lots of garlic (to scare away the vampires), chicken, bacon, broccoli and tuna, topped with fresh parmesan cheese. With a glass of Ruby Cabernet.\n\nThird course: Chocolate cheesecake and cream (No need to worry about the cholesterol)\n\nI would also ask for some strawberries and milk chocolate (Lindt Lindor)\n\nThen I'd have an Irish coffee (with lots of Irish whiskey)\n\nThe question is, if I was just about to be obliterated, would I have the appetite?\n\nBut I enjoyed thinking about the food.
443856
I would either be Lula Lynska or Seymore Butts or Cupela Beers
446636
I would do a berry medley . . . Basically it would consist of 4 different flavors: Blueberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, and Blackberry . . . I would have them make four different sections for each and in the middle they would all touch to create an awesome berry flavor!
869694
Me Me Me Me Me Pick Meeeeee me me ,I would Yes Please, Me Please Pick me,  My Fav Is Milky And Yummy white Choclate hehehehe. Pick Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I would Love To Join You :p
926945
Chocolate pudding \n\n:> peace\n.
963590
i would eat peaches\ni will hook u up with a cat named lucky
826155
I would love to go to culinary school and earn my baking and pastry arts certificate. Then open my own private dessert shop. That has always been a dream of mine.\n\nI would love to do anything where I would make a name for myself in a small town and become successful doing it. For example, my father owns his own construction business and has made a name for himself in our town. Everyone knows who he is, and everyone always compliments him on his work. You can drive around and point out all the custom homes he has built and those will be there for a long time. He is very successful at what he does and he is definitely my rolemodel.
795514
throw in a pair of your panties for flavor
874365
My tongue.  Don't get mad at me and tell me to eat sh*t.
405650
What do you want to fry?
253797
I'd choose the dinner, cos after dinner comes the pudding(****)!!!!! Yumm yumm!!!