Stupidest thing you ever saw someone did to the bag?
818416
i saw a guy who was a total noob to martial arts punch the bag a few times with no real technique (pretty normal for someone with no experience). then he tried to jump kick it, but he was an unusually high jumper. his foot kinda slid off the top of the back and caught in the chains that held up the bag. he was hanging upside down from his ankle and when they lifted him out, he had a big red welt on his foot from the chains. the guy never came back. \n\nhe also was talking to a kid that was 15 and had been studying for several years. he found out the kid (a sophomore) went to the same high school he used to go to. he said "yeah, i played football.... if you ever have someone giving you trouble there, just let me know... " \nthat same night, they sparred lightly (no heavy contact, no face contact) for about 4 miutes. the 15 year old (who was REALLY good at what he was doing) was pretty much going as lightly as he could and the other guy just couldnt keep up. he was sweating, out of breath, and missed every block no matter how easy the other guy went on him.
557785
one harmless senior prank involved me and an accomplice.\nwe used up 1 dozen shaving cream cans in one dude's locker...when he..opened the door..POW! foamyman was born!\nahh..we never had a food fight..sure would of enjoyed one..oh well
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
247962
I have two favorites:\n1.I switched the "N" key and the "M" key on a co-worker's computer.  He couldn't get logged on and kept trying until the system locked him out. I said maybe you just can't type. He said "I CAN type!" He was really mad. When he left his office I switched the keys back. He never did find out:)\n2.someone taped a opened can (empty but still had the juice)of sardines under a desk. After a few days it smelled really bad! "Roger" (the desk owner) came to change his shoes every morning;  he would bend down to get his shoes from under his desk and say "wow, my feet really stink". I would try not to smile and pass him a bottle of sneaker freshener. This went on for a week or two. He almost made a doctor's appointment because he really thought his feet had something wrong that made them stink. Man, that was funny!
1104512
I haven't, thank god, but many people have apparently. The Dole brand recently made the headlines when a series of outbreaks of E.coli (bacteria found in feces) occurred from bagged and prewashed lettuce. E. Coli is serious and people can get very sick from it - vomiting and profuse diarrea - so these prewashed products need to be closely monitored. None of us know what the cleaning process is for the bagged stuff, so we have no idea who is washing it, if their hands and the equipment are clean, etc. I used to love the ease of these bags, but these days I have gone back to buying a good old head of lettuce that is whole and I wash it myself, thoroughly.
877802
ask the guy who loaded them. They shouldn't though
217688
Example:\nTaking goods from a dock with a counterfeit bill of lading.
350016
At a truck stop restaurant, the only food joint for miles, I found a wooden match stick and a cigarette butt in my french fries. The ketchup had cigarette ashes lightly sprinkled on them and the waitress was smoking while she served us. I should have gotten the hint when I saw a truck driver get up and walk out right after his food was served. The hot dog didn't have any debris on it but it was shriveled up like a prune in a stale bun. Restaurants on Route 30 are dirty so watch it !
72601
The position of the dirt bag....?\n\nAND TO ALL YA'LL HATERS.....IT'S\n\nSUCK... BANG... BLOW !!!!
804943
When he took a crap in the bag I lost it.  The look on that ladies face was priceless and then she was showing him how to use the toilet.
1004542
ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
602368
I haven't - but I know a girl that was dying her hair and she had to go to the corner store for something, so she put a plastic bag around her head (to keep the hair dye from dripping everywhere) and she couldn't find anything to make the bag stay on her head, so she used a maxi pad to seal the bag! \nThe funniest thing was that she put it on her forehead and it was absolutely hilarious.\n\nThis is a true story - really!
1118470
uhh a piece of poop against a hairy sack. lol
847135
I had a friend once use his flatmate's towel, and then just rinsed it under the tap......(the towel, not his ass)
1118771
I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
287688
Someone who's an idiot
217975
for me the worst Guinness world record I've ever read was putting most number of clips to your FACE!!come on!what stupid things people come up with these days.....