hOW TO I TELL MY BOSS TO TAKE A SHOWER?
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IF you can get access to his office / desk etc without being seen (and assuming there are several folks in the office) then simply leaving a bar of soap and a can of anti-perspirant on his desk my well do the job.\n\nIf he catches you leaving them there though it could be painfully embrassing for both of you.\n\nFailing that, type out a note like "You're a great guy but please hop in the shower before coming to work" and pop it under his winowscreen wipers?
351805
Put out wet floor signs while mopping!\nLOLOLOL
685748
tell your boss it is a health issue.,or start looking for another job !
998883
Until my boss comes in and give me something to do?
1030062
Tape the sprayer handle down on the kitchen sink.  Be sure to point the sprayer in the position somebody will most likely be when they turn the sink on.  Sit back and watch them get a quick shower!!
173580
take a shower together
315048
Buy yourself a nice, big bottle of a really good bubble bath/shower gel/soap/anitbacterial spray, whatever (the ones that smell like apple pie, or cinnamon rolls or chocolate work best) and then rant and rave about how amazing it is (I mean rant allll day, until he/she gets sick of it) and INSIST that they try it. \n\nIf that doesn't work, just tell them that they smell/are dirty.  If they're bold enough to walk around stinking all the time (because you KNOW they smell it too), then they're strong enough to take some constructive criticism.
1111969
Take a good shower!!!
1099253
You should tell your boss how you feel, and tell him/her what the lady does. If it really upsets and interfeers with your job, let your boss know. the worst he can do is not do anything.
83179
Take a hot shower with the bathroom door closed...no ventilation.  Stay in there for at least 15 mins
1180677
yes..... I suppose you could just be honest or take him into the shower... either way... there will be some issue down the road... if you tell him, he will feel self conscious and uncomfortable , if you take him into the shower... what about the next time and the time after that? always in the shower? if you want a long term relationship with him you do have to find some way to tell him , or suggest he shower  before sex , because you always do and it always makes you feel fresher... hint hint...lol....... and if you have no interest in ever seeing him again.. make an excuse  that your sinuses are blocked and have to pass on the oral, or  fake a  cramp in your leg, ....take a rain check and run like hell... don't look back......lol..
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Firstly, tell them in private and quietly:)\n\n Secondly, do it carefully. Maybe just hint by asking tdid they forget to do something before thy left the house, like check for a handerchief or use deodorant.\n\n Thirdly, don't make too big a deal about it. There is a difference between hygiene problems and being a little sloppy; Cutlure comes into it a lot too.
1172813
Well, first ask yourself - do you really need one? Living alone is gooooooooood... And you're never late for work because SOMEONE ELSE was in the shower for 45 minutes ;)
41713
Try communication with him/her, if that doesn't work then get another job.  This may help him/her or they may not care and go through workers like underwear.
507576
Tell her straight, "???????, pls stop disturbing me at work"
352731
I need to take a shower i feel dirty just reading this question!
713529
have the manager do it....if they wont, leave an anonymous note with a little gift basket of soaps, lotions and deodorant