Does anyone know what to do with a nosey neighbor?
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That's a tough one. Unless you plan to move anytime soon, you're stuck with your neighbour's nosy character. I can empatize with your situation. My retired neighbours have the uncanny ability to appear on the driveway or on the porch whenever I've got to get out with my kids. \n\nI realize it's an inconvience to you, but I remind myself each time - they are probably just lonely, maybe one day I'll feel the same way too.  And instead of making our relationship a strained one, instead of waiting for them to ask me "where I'm off to" I greet them first with a quick but friendly hello and then end off with "See you soon... it's a busy day I'm off". In essence I've been polite to them and at the same time kept my affairs private. \n\nHope this helps.
909968
He is a magnet and u  are the refridgerater. Bug him until he is sick of you. Then throw something at him that won't hurt him but just scare him, like a SHOE!
415113
I have the same problem, My neighbour is also, very arrogant and thinks that she(and her family of 6) is better than anyone.  She seems to think that she owns the whole damn street...cause her hubby (a stupid stupid little man) and her kids are always on my property, I have now found a way to deal with her...I called the cops on her and now they have a record of their families stupid behavior, like terrorizing my dog, painting my truck, tresspassing on my property etc...now if the dumb bitch trespasses i will hold her for citizen's arrest and charge her and her whole family for trespassing....and if they piss off my dog once more I am seriously thinking of letting her go and get the S.o.b. that's teasing her...which is of course one of the younger children.\n\nFind out what your legal rights are...like I did, I found out that there are really good rules for neighbors everywhere and that you should look at your own by law place for answers...
714837
Your downstairs neighbors are carrying out a campaign of harassment against you.\n\nThis is ILLEGAL, and you can get help.\n\nFirst, do the best you can to document everything they do - take pictures of any damage they cause, keep whatever written records you can of any kind of false legal complaint they file against you, tape any threats they make to you verbally or by phone and keep a "harassment diary" - take a notebook and every time they harass you, either you or your boyfriend write down, IN DETAIL every thing they do.\n\nMeanwhile, contact your local police department, ask to speak to a detective, and file a formal complaint. Then go to your county courthouse (with your boyfriend, if possible) and file for an Order of Protection.\n\nOnce this Order of Protection is granted, if your neighbors continue harassing you, you can call the police on them - they will be in contempt of court every time they harass you, and they CAN AND WILL GET LOCKED UP.\n\nSitting in a holding cell has a way of getting people's undivided attention - hopefully, when the cops slap the handcuffs on them, they'll calm the hell down, and stop bothering you and your boyfriend.\n\nGood luck!
747125
Yes, this is very juevenile on their part, and very disturbing. Not at all funny, very pathetic, they must be very unhappy and miserable human beings. I am sorry you are having to deal with them, however, greatful I don't have them as neighbors. I would contact my landlord and also make notes and take photos of their actions. This sounds very anal retentive, however, incase you have to take them to court. You will need the proof for the courts and also for the landlord. This hopefully, will be resolved by the landlord. Good luck to you! The world is full of all kinds and unfortunately you have got some of the most miserable individuals as your neighbors. God bless
90374
ask your neighbor, or look on the internet
777160
Let him know of what behaviour you find annoying.  Go for a walk alone and/or take some time for just you.
477886
Don't pick up after him.  I understand the house will look messy for a while but maybe he'll catch on.  Make it clear your are not his maid servant.
909734
I`m a man and agree with you all human beings complain sometimes, it`s in our nature. I can only suggest that you need to confront him and let him know about his negative attitude. If he dosen`t listen, just walk away as if he doesn`t exist. I do not speak to my next door neighbor, so I know where your coming from.      GOOD LUCK!
217829
a cork... or charcoal biscuits... or stick her outside in the cold, so you can neither hear nor smell them anymore = NOT YOUR PROBLEM lol!!!
814249
Since your neighbor and his guests are being rude, talk to the property manager.  There are most likely community by laws / rules including not parking in such a way to block other tenants cars.  \nAsk the manager to enforce the rules.  If he/she says they have to see it, ask if time stamped photos would prove it.  \nBe nice to the manager.  He/she is only doing either job and hopefully being fair about it.  \nAlso if you have on site security, call them when it happens.  They may be authorized to have the vehicles towed if not moved. \nThe drive way needs to be clear for several reasons especially if any type of emergency services are called to your home and need quick access to the house.   \nAlso ask the manager about putting up no parking signs in front of your drive. \nBest of luck.
404790
I have the same kind of neighbor, I just started shutting my doors, windows, and totally ignoring her for about a week, I wasn't rude about it, just acted like I was always busy.  I think she finally got the hint, doesn't do it as much anymore.  Just always act like your getting ready to do something, or how about when your husband comes home, if he has a cell phone, call him and make it ring, so he can walk away and take his call, what else can she do if he's busy as well.
1060020
Well, I would suggest getting an air freshener. There isn't much you CAN do about it unless you just give your husband a bottle of Beano or something like that. Hmm. This never happened in my house. Why don't you try to vary the menu a little bit, too?
65545
Just say politely, "S'cuse me, I believe your line is over there," and pause to let it soak in. If not, continue casually, "It's for 10 items and above."\n\nIf this bugger doesn't move, ignore him. The label of being a tightwad sock in the neighbourhood will probably take it's toil on him for you.
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends   \n \n  1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' \n\n2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' \n\n3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. \n\n4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' \n\n5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' \n\n6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. \n\n7. ''Now how did that get there?'' \n\n8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' \n\n9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' \n\n10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' \n\n11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" \n\n12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" \n\n13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' \n\n14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' \n\n15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. \n\n16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. \n\n17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
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Sweetheart, that's a rotten way to live and millions do it everyday..if it is just a question of you liking quiet time in the morning (like me) then ignore the questions and comments and they will get the hint..\ngive off the right vibe and you'll get through. (picture yourself as a skunk or something unapproachable...nobody messes with THEM until they  wanna be messed with)\nIf it runs deeper than that, move out or make him move out, you have to feel safe and comfortable in your shelter or it's not shelter anymore.\nGood Luck
955231
I have this weird old guy neighbor who has this butt ugly dog named Babe and it is sooo annoying! It will bark at everyone when it is outside. I started to chase it before, and I also threw an apple at it.