What's the most devious thing you've ever done to a nosy or annoying neighbor?
830006
a neighbor who wigged on me, i called the jehovahs witnesses and asked them to come talk to me (using his name) explaining that my only day off was saturday but i really needed them to come by before 9am (he loved to sleep in on sat)
184206
Do something completely and utterly ABSURD, and well, okay, NON-VIOLENT.  \nI once considered buying a bunch of frozen chicken feet, painting them different colors like they were some voodoo thing or something, and then throwing them all over my ex-husband's (and previously my) lawn.  The worst they would have gotten me for was vandalism, if he could have proven it was me.  Better yet, he would have made a fool out of himself telling everyone that i had cursed him.  (The only reason that I didn't was because when I left him, I only took what I had come in with and it wouldn't cover the cost of the feet.)\nAs I said, "COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ABSURD!!!!"  It's TOTALLY UNEXPECTED and more fun, too.\nMaybe you could have a friend help you bake some delicious bread that spells out something like, "you stink!"  Then have it delivered nicely wrapped with a card reading simply, "From Me."
215856
HAHAHA! I would turn to some stranger next to me and say EEUGH!! HOW RUDE! THATS DISGUSTING. And then quickly move away. :)
869871
LOL\n\nwell, when i was at school this guy picks me up and tries 2 through me down d stairs and he was just playin around so i start screamin no and d security guard runs towards d stairs opens his arms and says " put d young lady down" and then u see his legs shakin so much and then i got introuble cuz i got late 2 class but it was so funny d way d screamed it looked like a old lady and he was a old man.\nlol
360100
confront them!\nthey invaded your privacy, and abused your trust.\nif it is possible, i would suggest moving, because you dont know what else they get into when your not around, or how often they do it.
468255
Actually I have and will gladly again. When I was 15 my neighbor said I'd NEVER be a singer so every night right into their window I would sing as loud as I possibly could with my keyboard. They tried retaliating by playing their Piano, but I always won out.\n\nNow we don't talk to eachother unless we really have too. I am a singer now with a guitar, DRUMKIT and KEYBAORD! So they backed down. \n\nDon't know if you ever watched the "Osbournes" well there is an episode where there is a Fued between them and one of their neighbors. \n\nTry to make peace first, then if it gets worst try the Cops when all that fails just don't bother with them. Or BLAST YOUR FAVE TUNES SO LOUD IT DRIVES THEM NUTS!!! Hawaii has a 10minute Law, which means that a noise MUST continue for 10 straight minutes after 10pm or before 10am in order for there to be any formal complaints made. So I used to be as loud as possible for 9 minutes stop for 5 and start up again. My neighbors couldn't do anything about it. \n\nLearn the laws of your area and seek your war just at the edge of them. Like a game of chess choose your next move wisely.
553426
I couldn't get a friend to leave the house, so one night, I told him I'd smash a window at a nearby govt building, if he'd come with. He scaled a fence to get me a cinder block and we picked out the perfect window... A glass door!\nWhile we were crouched down behind a wall, he said, "wipe it off, so they don't get your finger prints!"\nNeedless to say, I was like, dude, first off, they're not gonna brush for finger prints because I broke a window. Secondly, it's a friggin cinder block, they aren't going to get fingerprints off a ruff ass surface like this.... So yeah, he ran across the street, I turned my hoody in-side out, so the camera wouldn't see the logo and *crash!* I smashed the fucker and took off running! Freaking out, with an extremely high heart rate, I ran in the wrong direction, a way from his house for about a half a mile, before I realized what a dumb ass I was. So yeah, I smashed a window so he'd leave the house for a whole ten minutes.
1121092
I complained on my neighbors for creating a traffic hazard with their remote control cars on the road.\nThe police came and they  were arrested,they were wanted for attempted murder.\nThank God I did not contront them !
525624
Yes-One night while I was sleeping-someone tried to get in my window. I woke up called the Police-by the time they came he was almost in-he ran. Since only one car came and he ran through yards-he didn't get caught. He tried again and I called neighbor-when lights went on at their house he ran. Always between 1 and 3 in the morning. I have dogs now. A couple of my neighbors had incidents too. Always got away -probably lives around here. \nI didn't sleep for a while-heard every noise . Police can not watch everything. The police also ask me what I was wearing-what an insult-guess they have too. Very scary.
755175
Well, you could spend money on a security system or maybe get to know some of your neighbors maybe they could help you.They might have ideas of who could be behind this.Are you sure this is random?Have you pissed somebody off?
876141
Sounds like a nosy neighbour.....\n\nGo to your local police station and ask them what can be done.
947654
Put up a fence...\n\nThe old saying "Good fences make good neighbors"\n\nThey're not really "invading your privacy since you're not doing anything to get privacy.
467844
OMG!!!  What did you do????   No, seriously dude, what did you do?!?!?
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
1115177
My BOSS!  The jerk who got mad at me this morning because I went to the restroom and wasn't there to pick up his phone call, the jerk who yelled at me for not sending him the e-mail he requested (and then I found the e-mail on his inbox unread half hour later) and finally...the guy that just asked me if we got a fax from his doctor when I had given it to him (in hands) less than 20 minutes ago.\nIf I could...I would hack into his eharmony.com account and change his profile from "charming gentleman" to "old pervert"!
714783
My vicious b!tch of an auntie, the psycho woman loves telling lies.  The more hurtful the better!\nMy @sshole boss.  Bastard fired me despite the fact a time stamp proved him WRONG, and me, not only right, but completely cleared me of wrong doing.\nMy bully from grade school.  Melinda Howe, I'm gonna Zombie you!!!  LOL\nMy nosy next door neighbor, and her mother.  Every dang day she calls me and asks me what I'm cooking for dinner 'cause it smells good.  And can talk for hours about her mother's medical ailments.\nPeople who abuse children and animals.\nRacists.  'Nuff said\nI would make them all Zombies, then make a huge bonfire and dance naked around it as they burn.\nMUWAHAHAHA!!!
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Actually, I have.  When I was young my Grandfather had a pet squirrel and I tried to reach in the squirrel's cage to pet him and he bit me....stupid squirrel.  : )