How do you get 4 Republicans on a Bar Stool?
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haha you turn it upside down\n\nthats clever, even though I am a republican
1020997
Hahahahaha, thats a good question.  Stick them all together so that you have another full bar.
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First think of a situation involving 4 seats for 4 people:\n\nIn the first chair any of the 4 can sit, in the second, any of the remaining 3, in the third either of the remaining 2 and the last person gets the 4th seat\n\nthe number of combinations is 4*3*2*1= 24\n\nThis is the same for 4 couples since each couple sits together.\nNext, each couple can be in one of two positions because the members of a couple may switch seats and still be sitting together.\n\nthis multiplies the original number of combinations by 2^4 or 16\n\n24*16=384
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any republican site will give you theirs,dummycrats don't have any just wind and hot air\n\nthe next idea a demo has will be the first
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Pick one knight anywhere.\nIf you pick either of the knights directly adjacent to him, you are done.  This happens 2/24 of the time.\n....OOXXOO...\n\nIf you pick a knight that is separated by exactly one seat (2/24 of the time), then there are 3 out of 23 seats that are adjacent.\n...OXOXO....\nIf you pick a knight that is more than one seat away (20/24), then there are 4 out of 23 seats that are adjacent.\n...OXO...OXO...\n\nSo the probability is:\n1/12 + 1/12 * 3/23 + 10/12 * 4/23\n\nAdding it up:\n23/276 + 3/276 + 40/276, or 66/276 = 33/138\n\nThis is approximately 23.91%
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Go straight to the source - call the county commissioner's campaign office.  If you can't find it, call your local Democratic or Republican party office (or whatever party is appropriate).  Whomever you call should be more than happy to send you a press kit.
759331
yeah! get the republicans out of there!
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The republicans will probably find a way around that amendment like they have found away around all of the other ones. Lets pray to God that someone will stop them.
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to elect more republicans
915909
Now i know how Republican`s get the female vote. They chase them down, beat them over the head with a club, drag them into their cave and force them to sign a pledge of allegiance, canvassing at it`s very best.
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by getting the most votes
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Well, If I can open the door without the C4 going off I would do the following:\n1. Move the beer out for later consumption\n2. distract my lesbian neighbor by offering her some gum and while she was distracted tie the rope to her and use the knife to cut the excess rope.\n3. I would carve Vote Republican onto the wall of the portapotty (time permitting).\n4. I would then push the portapotty over the cliff onto the Neil Young concert goers and take out as many liberal democrats as possible with the added bonus of pulling the lesbian neighbor over the edge with the portapotty to be with her liberal buddies. \n\nIf rigged and I could not escape, I would drink as much of the beer as I could for about 2 minutes, disregard the gum and rock the portapotty back and forth until it went over the cliff down onto the liberals below.  I would hope that my lesbian neighbor would look over the cliff to see what happened and would get taken out by the massive glass from the beer bottles that would have exploded with the C4.\n\nOh, yeah, and just seconds before I went, ask god to foregive me for my sins as it worked for the thief who died on the cross next to Jesus, so the bible tells me so!\n\nThat was easy, NEXT!
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Depends on their political party
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a better one, How do you get 4 Greeks on a bar stool?\nTurn it upside down\nWhat is the most used pick up line in a gay bar?\nCan I push in your stool?
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Contact your local RNC or DNC....whichever one is your choice
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depends on which republican
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hold down the R1 button and push down on the R3 button. Then drag them to the ropes.