Spoof questions re:Adultery/ fornication/head job. Real question re:global warming?
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the yes or no ones and the easy ones...\nglobal warming is causing glaciers to melt which sucks..
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Here's something to dwell on:\n\nGlobal Warming has become a religion run by fanatics reminiscent of the leaders of the darkest days of the Inquisition that nearly destroyed civil society only a few hundred years ago. We are not to question the great god of Global Warming. Those who do are separated from civil society and labeled as heretics. \n\nThe simple truth is there is no scientific consensus on Global Warming. In fact, as the media frenzy screams global warming, there are a growing number of scientists who are expressing their doubts.  In 1992, just prior to the UN’s Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro, 425 scientists and other intellectual leaders signed The Heidelberg Appeal, a quiet call for reason in dealing with the climate change issue, which expressed a conviction that modern society is the best equipped in human history to solve the world’s ills, provided that they do not sacrifice science, intellectual honesty and common sense to political opportunism and irrational fears. Today, the Heidelberg Appeal has been signed by more than 4,000 scientists and leaders from 100 countries, including more than 70 Nobel Prize winners.\n\nAlso in 1992, another statement from some 47 atmospheric scientists was issued saying greenhouse global warming theories derive from highly uncertain scientific theories. The statement went on to say, "We are disturbed that activists, anxious to stop energy and economic growth, are pushing ahead with drastic policies without taking notice of recent changes in the underlying science."\n\nIn 1995, over 85 scientists and climate experts from research labs and universities worldwide, signed the Leipzig Declaration. In part it says, "In a world in which poverty is the greatest social pollutant, any restriction on energy use that inhibits economic growth should be viewed with caution. For these reasons, we consider ‘carbon taxes’ and other drastic control policies – lacking credible support from the underlying science – to be ill-advised, premature, wrought with economic danger, and likely to be counterproductive."\n\nIn 1997, a Gallop Poll of eminent North American climatologists shows that 83% did not support the claims of the green house theory of Global Warming.  In 1998, The Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine (OISM) issued a petition for signature by atmospheric scientists saying there is no scientific evidence indicating that greenhouse gases cause global warming. That petition was signed by more than 17,000 scientists and leaders involved in the issue. \n\nGlobal Warming scaremongers have tried to discredit these statements from the opposition, saying either they are too old to be counted in today’s debate or that they weren’t signed by real scientists. Neither is true. One only has to look at the signers on the documents and statements to know who and what they are. The relevance of the documents can be answered in two ways. First, most of the signers of these documents from the 1990’s hold the same positions today. Second, as is the fallacy in the Global Warming debate, such drastic climate changes, as described by scaremongers, would not come about overnight. Though the proponents would have you believe otherwise, 15 years is but a microsecond in the study of the earth’s activities.\n\nHowever, there is great question about the validity of the documents promoted by the Global Warming crowd. In May 1996, unannounced and possibly unauthorized changes to the United Nation’s report on climate change touched off a firestorm of controversy within the scientific community. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change the science group that advises the United Nations on the global warming issue, presented a draft of its report in December 1995, and it was approved by the delegations. However, when the printed report appeared in May 1996, it was discovered that substantial changes and deletions had been made to the report to make it conform to the P
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Interesting, since I just heard on the news that there is some sort of German study that points out that trees do indeed create more greenhouse gases than automobiles.  Or something like that.  They pointed out too, how Reagan's quote is often found on liberal sites for dumb things Republicans have said; but that Reagan may have been more right than we realize.
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Yes, Global warming is a reality.  Anyone who says otherwise is ignorant.   Yes, the earth goes throgh natural warming and cooling phases, we are currently trasistioning into a "hothouse" from an "icehouse" which means we are in an inter-glacial period.\n\nHowever, Humans are doing their part to screw up the atmosphere.  CO2 is a gas that traps heat  and is emmitted by cars, factories, and anything else that burns fuel to work.  All anyone needs to do is look at a graph of the average surface temperture for the earth superimposed on the CO2 level and they will find they are identical in shape.  And the CO2 level has increased exponentially since the industrial evolution.  While the earth's natural cycles have varied the CO2 levels from 150 to 280 parts per million in the last 600,000 years, we are currently at 390 parts per million and rising fast.  No that is not natural, it is caused by humans.\n\nWhat can you do?  Buy a Prius.  Recycle.  Use less - ride you bike more.  Run your AC less, Turn off your lights.  All those hippie things that save energy - they actually work.
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Thanks! In fact, this is just another of my several profiles. I love your questions, too.\n\n\nFor those of you asswipes who can't find it, it is "really_stank_ho"
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It is Global Warming.  Geologically speaking we are still coming out of the last ice age.  We are on in a natural cycle which has been accerated by pollution.
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THAT WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS- I loved your answer Dastardize. HAHA. \n\nVery funny question -- good point made. :)
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FACT 1: A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."\n\nFACT 2: W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"\n\nFACT 3: CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\n\nFACT 4: WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"\n\nFACT 5: The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.\n\nAND FINALLY\n\nFACT 6: God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the Masterpiece!
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It's not exactly a moral issue.  I don't think God's punishing us for our sins or something.  If the scientists are correct, and we assume that global warming is occurring, *and* it is due to pollution, etc., then I think it's our duty to protect the environment to help decrease the amount of toxins we constantly spew into the air and water.
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If you only realized that there is really no such a thing as global warming caused by us citizens, or by our vehicles, you would be amazed.\n\nFirst off deep space is extremely cold, and we loose our heat fast to it, it is only near the surface of the planet where we are capable of feeling the warmth. however the warmth which is created at the surface is the first thing to be lost, just go up into a mountain a few hundred feet and feel how cold it is, and only a five miles above your head you would not be capable of surviving the cold temperatures even on the warmest sunny day.\n\nThe underground nuclear tests which were done in the 1950s through 1960s did more to increase the core temperature of the earth than anything which we can do above it.\n \nour planets core will take along time to cool with respect to those tests, possibly a thousand years, also with respect to those tests we peppered our planets surface with radioactive dust, which now causes lung cancer, however everybody wishes to spin the lie that lung cancer is being caused by second hand smoke, and direct smoking,  when this is not the truth at all, I never here mention of the nuclear testing which actually has brought about this state of affairs.\n\ninstead they attack the tobacco industry, and the persons who they use to encourage to smoke because they were making great taxes from it, as they still continue to do today, although today they wish to blame this cancer problem on you and I, and take away a legal product which we are now hooked on, and only to mask the damage which nuclear testing has brought about.\n\nyes, our planets surface cools quickly, but our planets core is much like a hot water bottle, which once raised by even a minimal amount of degrees, will take many years to cool, and sorry to say we will continue to see strange weather patterns like El Nino, and Catrina, and sunami Ocean tides caused by earth quakes because of it.\n\nYes I stand amazed, and in true awe of the short memory which our citizens have, and there inability to recognize the truth unless slapped in the face with it, however now that I have brought this to your attention, I believe you will understand the logic, and the truth in it.\n\nWhen I was a child, I remember hearing the warnings on the radio, alerting parents not to let there children go outside and play as radioactive clouds were passing over our state, and I grew up in Iowa, I now live in Colorado which is very close to Nevada, and you would not believe the number of people coming down with cancer here, and dieing because of it.\n\nAlso Christopher Reeves Wife recently passed away "God rest her soul", and she died of lung cancer, and never smoked a day in her life, and Fox News came out and told the story, and also talked about how so many people who have never smoked a cigarette a day in there life were developing lung cancer, and dieing because of it. and they never even conceived of the truth of the nuclear testing which started all of this.\n\nRadioactive clouds do not just passover any state with no effect, clouds by nature form water droplets, which trap the radioactive molecules with in there structure, and when the clouds release there water by nature, they carry all of those radioactive molecules with them, and release it into what ever they make contact with including soil, homes, and upon people who are out in the rain.  also once the water evaporates, the radioactive molecules do not diminish, they remain, and are picked up, and carried into the air that you and I breeth and lung cancer is formed in those persons who are not as resistant to it, or who have been subjected to higher quantity's over time.\n\nJohn Wayne 'God rest his soul' shot a movie in a Nevada desert shortly after the nuclear testing, and while riding the horses there was allot of dust raised, and he, and many other people who shot that movie developed severe cancer because of it and died a horrible deaths.\n\nPlease
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The 2 different things you mention do NOT coincide ironically.  As you mention, 'slow warming & melting' compared to a couple movies about penquins that were released in the past 2 years.  Not hardly slow at all.  Global warming, like you say, has been slowly going on for years and years.  The popularity of these movies is a 'recent' thing.  Dogs are afraid of fire.  But if a dog is born during a forest fire, that does not make it ironic.  Just 2 seperate events that have nothing to do with the other.  Just like the 2 things in your statement.
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I am a conservative and i am very concerned about Global Warming, just think, in 3or 4 trillion years the earth will warm by 3or 4 degrees. I think all of us should stock up on lotion in case we want to go to the beach in 3or4 trillion years!!
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I have been wondering if I would see a global warming question up here.  I thought for sure there would just be a bunch of answer blaming Bush for it.  I am glad to see it hasn't gone that way yet.\n\nThis whole global warming thing is a complete sham.  When I was in school they used to run stories on global cooling, we were all going to be under ice, because all the air pollution was going to block out the sun.  Now its global warming, just more nonsense.\n\nUnfortunately they don't teach you kids much in school nowadays.  The Earth goes through climate changes ALL THE TIME.  I know you have all heard of ice ages, probably only because of the cute little kids movie, but we have had them its really true.  It has also been really, really hot here.  We have been completely covered by ice, we have been without even ice at the poles.  The poles themselves actually flip from time to time.  One day the north pole will be the south pole, it has happened before and it will happen again.\n\nWe can't even come close to attempting to try to affect the climate.  And nothing we can do, can stop, or alter where the climate is going.  If it does in fact get warmer, we didn't do it, and we can't stop it.\n\nYou really need to understand what is behind things like this though, because it is truely unAmerican.   A large part of the world and more unfortunately a small but significant percentage of our own people, simply believe we do not deserve to be the world most powerful country.  And everything they can do, to level the playing field, they will do.  This is simply one of those devices.  There are plenty and there will be more.
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There are so many.  The fact that the church is going through a transformation shows that we are getting ready or preparing ourselves for Jesus (we all know that Jesus looks at the church as His bride).  On top of that, the way, the famine, the increasingly horrible natural disasters...It all points to a greater implication than just global warming.  The devil is tightening his grasp on this world and will soon make his final push to take it over.  When that happens, Christ will return and save his faithful followers.  Wait and see.
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I guess I am not allowed to answer since I am concerned about global warming.  I am also concerned about the massive population explosion of dim wits.  Both are great causes of concern.  But since you did not ask for solutions I will not give you what you did not ask for.  You seek to get blabble babble static and drivle...
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In this enviroment of Global Warming I would say not. Cold is not cool any more, warming is hot.
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Don't worry RedGloss:  I answered the poll, and I'm still hot and bothered...\n\nThank you...will c*m again