Can you ban your partner from your kitchen?
828732
Invest in some Rubbermaid storage containers for your partner.  I guess the best thing to do would be to wash your own dishes after you cook.  By kicking her out of the kitchen, you may make her feel unwanted and there may be some resentment there.  I feel your pain.  I had a roommate that I love to death and he was pretty clumsy.  But you have to love the person more than you do the bakeware.
116471
As long as you don't have kitchen-AIDS
998473
Leave him. You can do better.
903401
Your questions don't pack the usual punch they have in the past. Are you running out of outrageous scenarios for us?  Based on your husband's faux past behavior I seriously doubt that he even allows you to use the microwave. I don't believe you even have a microwave. He's such a controlling old fashioned stifling phony spouse that he would never allow that appliance in the house. \n\nBut here's my advice: buy some of those flimsy paper plates and wear socks on your hands.
92051
LAWS STOP ME FROM COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND EATING ALL YOUR COOKIES
707839
I think this would all depend upon his age, either way explain the rules of the house to him, and that this sort of behaviour is unacceptable. He will argue about this but its not his house its yours. If he is under 18 you have more issues to deal with then just this, perhaps grounding could work in this case, and if any of these partners are over 18 consider pressing statutory rape charges against them.
763288
Yes you can. But it's not good if you want to get rid of it...pretty much makes it worse and you can pass it to your partner.
1093849
you want the court to decree that your ex has to be home by 8:00 pm every night (even weekends) and can't have any men over?  sounds like the middle ages.\n\naren't you glad she can't do that to you?
438469
Depends in what state you live in.  Now go home to your wife and shut up.
473799
leave him.  That would freak me out
305872
Tell her it makes you uncomfortable with him in the house with you. If you didn't establish the no men rule when you got a roommate she gonna act all pissy and fight you for a bit. If she don't get him out threaten to leave and make her find a way to pay rent. Maybe she will reconsider if she think you seriously leaving her.
674434
Kick him the hell out he is an adult
525949
i would just say get your a$$ back in the kitchen where you belong\nJ/K\ni would rather be with a woman who has a life outside of us\nsometimes people need space
854522
Check with your housing office.  Don't try to get away with anything, some spouse with nothing better to do will rat you out.
1157796
Sounds like you have a control freak husband, who thinks a woman's place is barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. If there is no respect there is no love and if there is no love, there is no reason to stay, you need to find a job and leave him.
842067
yes until u put a stop to it i am ur wife not ur maid we do 4 each other
327875
delete a person? \nAgainst the law surely?