would my wife appreciate me buying her a rampant rabbit for xmas?
822362
well if she don't want it send it my way\nand if you goin to get h er one, it has to be the platimum rampant, the rest just aren't good enough
297379
Before you send her anything ask her. She more than likely has a good PX nearby with all the good stuff she can buy (at limited quantities). If her First Sergeant is worth anything he or she will get a few comforts. Mine got porcellin toilets and ice cream and I was happy. In addition to the other things suggested here I would also include stamps, pictures of the family, news clippings from home, music and fem hyg items.
110792
Carry around a rabbit's foot or a four leaf clover :P
952436
No, I enjoy buying presents for my wife.  If I find something I know she will like I will buy it when I see it and hold it back.  Otherwise, I generally just pay attention throughout the year when she says things like: "Oh, I'd love one of those."  I commit it to memory and then go back close to her birthday and pick it up.  Good shopping requires a little thought, now and again!!
590772
THANKS A BUNCH. IF YOU DON'T MIND COULD YOU PICK ME UP A COUPLE KRISPY CREME ORIGINAL WITH CHOCOLATE GLAZE ON TOP. THANKS I'LL BUY SUPPER TONIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT SWEETIE?
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http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/
133347
Maybe if you send him a nice invitation with Spongebob Squarepants on it. Oh, and make sure you have a pinata. He likes those, I hear.
1068128
You would be wise to ask your wife  if it is a turn-on to have sticky chocolate poured on her BEFORE you do it!!!  After all, she may prefer butterscotch!
419057
only if you saw the rabbit poop
654777
It's not Dr Strangelove is it? If so a nice fat Elvis playing pool with some dogs picture would be an ideal present!
146665
I would ask that about the wife to be honest with you
312265
hhmmm... you could buy a nice house, get a cute little rottweiler, buy a new car, and an engagement ring;), that should come out to about 478.99 .... hmmm $20 left over? What could you do with that?? OH! You could get your wife's nails done for her! That would be so sweet! hahaha! HAHAHAHA!!!
606545
Your wife?  Sounds like you're buying gifts for your mistress and when your wife finds out you are forced to give them to her instead.
280264
maybe it'd be a step up from my ex wife
801691
I would give her one. She was my fave Spice Girl back in the day, and now she is a proper milf.
411593
Yes. Uncle Sam needs you. If you can hit a rabbit from that range, sniping would be a piece of cake.
414683
she makes one lucky guy very happy. and if its not too late, can you have her e-mail me  :)