What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night??
813304
I think thats funny! Cute too! True in a lot of cases
634023
what do we do at night..?? what can we do at night..??\n\n\n\n\n\nSleeeeeeeeeeep..!
147616
BEING LOST.....or......BEING A HUSBAND!
153704
Refer to the chick that hangs around him as his girlfriend or wife. Wait for him to correct you, and if he doesn't, you still have your answer.
673935
why doesn't the husband know. I don't think it's cheating, but I'd wonder why her husband is in the dark.
1089155
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... \n\nThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". \n\nI told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" \n\nWell, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. \n\nAround 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. \n\nQuickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. \n\nI was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) \n\nThe next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". \n\nHe didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! \n\nThen he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." \n\nWhen I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." \n\n \nDuring a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.  \n"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." \n"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal  person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." \n"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
1066006
LOL Hicklary.  I love it.  Got a good name for her deadbeat husband?
992176
You definitely need to define your relationship with him.  I think you should make it clear you are a couple and that this relationship is exclusive now and if he can't handle that he needs to leave.  This is worth fighting about because if he only sees you as dating then he believes he has the right to be sleeping with other women still and I don't think you want him sharing your bed every night if that is the case.
392939
Hopefully she doesn't act too much like a lady.  Guys want a S_lut in the bedroom.
336661
Ring his wife and ask her
40936
Probably referring to the wild bachelor party you had the night before and your wife doesn't know about.
399200
Yes, but she is already married. \n\nSounds like you have to date the ho's. Atleast the bed won't be cold when you come home from work at night.
416159
Write him as often you can and say a prayer for him everynight.  I can guarantee you that he is over there thinking of you, and knows that what he is doing is going to protect you and your family in the long run.  Don't worry he'll be home safe.  God Bless.
513735
someone that helps woman with their clocks????
724302
FIRST !  -Talk to hubby-if you value that relationship \nSecondly -  make arrangments for hubby to bowout during the course of the evening and check into a hotel. Don't make reservations , be spontaneous
259837
No way, what i have at home is TOO good to jeopardize. No Dude that i meet wherever could do the things my husband does for me. And one night stands are never really "all that" so why waste my time...
44855
lol @ jimbob...sure she isn't your wife already?