If you have been drinking on a night out, where is the worst place you've been forced to pee?
815686
out the window of a moving car. we left a party and we were following everyone else to after hours and we couldnt stop or we would loose them and it was kinda far from were we were so i pee'd out the window, it was very cold i might add
1146771
Well...one time I was on my way to New York and I had to pee really bad. I was on the highway and the sign said "next exit 30 miles". i had to go sooooo bad a little was coming out, so I told the driver to stop. She pulled over and I had to climb a steep mountain. When I got on top I let it out. It felt great. The most disappointing part is a had to get down the mountain. I could see all the cars speeding by. On the way down I stubbled a little, however I made it down with just a minor bruise. My friend was laughing at me. I was thinking I would rather have her laugh at that then me being in pissy clothes.
407165
It is called stress incontinence.  I have the same thing, when you are going out, especially drinking, take a sudafed.  It blocks receptors on the sphincters that let the urine out.
422837
Drinking ruins two days.  The day you drink and the day after.  I used to tend bar.
1008676
Yes it happened to me. Last year on my birthday I went out with my friends to the usual bar. Immediately upon walking in the door, I was greeted by the owner with a shot in his hand. He tells me Happy Birthday, hands me the shot, I drink it and immediately run out the front door (closer than the bathroom) Everyone came out to see me puking on the sidewalk. I don't even know what the shot was, all I know is it was some kind of tequila. I don't trust him anymore. lol
420288
Say you had girl issues or that you felt ill and couldn't leave the toilets
175408
i had my 20th last summer.  one lady passed out on friday night in the bathroom.  they had to carry her off.\n\nthe next night was the formal dinner.  \n\ndinner consisted of nachos and cheese.
736785
JUST GO IN THE WRONG PUB IN GLASGOW
147838
-i was SO drunk that i told my boss of 2 months all the stupid things that he does.\n\n-i was SO drunk that i talked my way out of a DUI\n\n-i was SO drunk that i jumped out of a 3rd story window.\n\n-i was SO drunk that i pissed behind the tetris machine in a crowded bar.\n\ni'm sure others have better stories, but those are mine.  i would go into a little more detail, but i'm a little drunk now.
1013757
one time, years and years ago (something like 10) i was living in this small town where my family lived. id jst left a party to go to the only 24 hour gas station to buy more beer. id had an urge to pee really bad, and where the story gets wierd is i was pretty drunk and wasnt sure i could make it into the toilet without losing my balance and hitting myself on accident. to solve this problem i decided to take a fast pee in the sink... you would think this is the end, but nope... in walked my dad... whos been in AA for like a million years... this is a true story
1006247
I have taken it, i will never use it again, the next morning i had to lean over the toilet to pee, also it gave me heart burn. I,ll leave it alone for a decade or so lol
747195
Well after a long night of drinking, or was it morning time?  Anyways......I was able to write in the snow : Have a Merry Chirstmas and a Happy New Ye......and thats where the pee stopped.   Not sure how long it took, cause it was hard to run along and pee and time it all at the same time.  \n\nThe sad thing here is I am not joking.... geesh I am sad.
562528
If you think the US is bad you should try finding a public restroom in London England, If you'r lucky enough to find one it'll be some Filthy under-ground room.
1087757
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.\n\nThe bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"\n\n"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."\n\nWith that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
1141904
once.. unless i got drunk the night before!
257891
Well, kinda terrible and emarassing to tell  :-))\n\nI once was wearing a white summer dress at a party. i was about 15, so anyway as well at a vunerable time...\n\nI was sitting on the barstool, when I had a kinda gush of blood. I got up to go to the washroom, when a lady came uto me tring desperatly to stand behind me:\nMy dress was soked in blood at where I had beed sitting on it and the barstool had got its part too.\n\nIt seemd like a mile to the washroom...\n\nThank god the lady lend me a jacked to do the last bit of walk to the taxis...\n\nTerrible!!!
107924
Cleaning a Bar early in the morning after a weekend night. Puke, Piss and Broken glass!