Who writes John Kerry's speeches and one-liners?
821476
With how well they work, it has to be Karl Rove.
1103383
Michael Moore, eh?\nWell done\n\n+YOU GOT THAT FROM EDCO GEO (IRELAND 8 GRADE BOOK).\nSee that's how true it is.\nBush just contradicts himself.
942882
Who, me?  With 180+ semester hours of undergrad credits.\nFormer member of Mensa (top 2% on IQ tests)\nRetired Army\n\nMost of the guys I knew in service are now retired, two are nuclear physists, one an electronic engineer, one an air traffic controller, one a university professor, two lawyers....and a few ordinary guys, but not many.\nI think that Kerry meant to say what he said and that his "failed joke" excuse is untrue.
939009
John Kerry is a dumb a$$ who needs to sit down and keep his mouth shut, because obviously he is not smart enough to open it.  The sight of that man repulses me.
758604
Hannity!\n\nWait... no no no....... Fred Phelps.  Wouldn't THAT just take the cake?
1146157
Scew Santorum. \n\nVote for Bob Casey!!!\n\nYou should email him.\n\nI emailed him and got back some canned response that some dumb intern in his office obviously did not take the time to read. *sigh*
957698
He said something about if you study hard you do good but if you don't you get stuck in Iraq. What he was supposed to say is if you study hard you do good but if you don't you get us stuck in a war in Iraq. That's not the exact words but that's what he said.\nIt was supposed to be a joke on Bush. He later apologized to the troops, not to Bush I don't think. I hate it that Kerry stuck his foot in his mouth (but it happens); I like him.
876374
Kerry stated that students my get "stuck in Iraq" if they don't study hard and do their homework. People took this as an insult to our troops, and called him on it. He came out with an apology saying that he had no intention of offending those in uniform. He mis read the telepromter (or something to that affect) and botched up a joke directed at Bush and his hadling with the war in Iraq.
859536
how funny.that traitor kerry,,holy shiit thats funny,,,,,,
725818
I dont see a joke in it or where he was going with it.\n\nHe is simply a moron as many people have known ALL ALONG.\n\nIf you want to see what Kerry said, its on Youtube.
839336
I find it rather interesting that John Kerry said what he did.  He is constantly trying imply that Pres. Bush isn't very smart, but if you use Mr. Kerry's measuring stick.  John Kerry was the one that ended up in Vietnam, not Pres. Bush.  Does that mean that Mr. Kerry was stupid, didn't work hard, and couldn't find any other way to make a living?  Pres. Bush seems to be the more intelligent one if Mr. Kerry is to be believed.
820781
I thought there is no thing to cover about Kerry's comments. They all say it's a joke. If people don't understand it, they need to go back to school and do the home work to become smarter as Kerry said so.
491717
One set of quotation marks would suffice. You just have to state your source as well as where the author quoted from.
960035
look here\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_kerry#Controversy_over_comments_on_Iraq_and_education
969384
Hey Tofu, what veteran? Kerry is a veteran only in the misfortunes he creates for hisself. I know he served in Nam. almost a whole 3 months---now theres a hero for you. Its a wonder his own people didn't frag him.  His life is a series of flubs: senate commitee hearings on vietnam, his catsup princess, the 04 presidential campaign, and his "I voted for it before I voted against it", now just outright insulting the troops and trying to blame it as a botched joke. Kerry, your the only joke and no one is laughing.  I wonder when the people of the state of Massachusetts are gonna grow a pair and fire his sorry ****
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Here you go...\n\nhttp://www.therationalradical.com/morons/george-bush-jokes.htm\nhttp://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbush2004jokes.htm
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Kerry is a pathetic piece of dung who couldn't tell a joke if his life depended on it