What is the WORST date you've ever been on?
830068
We went and bought some beer for him, then he was acting stupid in my car and almost wrecked it, he wouldn't take me to dinner because 'he'd already ate', I wanted a movie and he stopped at his friends house, left me in the car, ran in and came back out after like 15 minutes with Shreck, and then he got $hitface drunk and tried to get up on me in his mom's living room.
1133844
Ya. It's horrible. And that guy broke up with me a few times. There was once on my birthday and once on valentine's day.
771229
One was when I was at a train station, and I ran over to this couple saying "Hi!!  I haven't seen you for ages, I love you guys!!!" - and it turns out it wasn't the people I thought...  I didn't even know them.  Because I'd shouted, everyone on the platform had looked over and I just had to walk away really red-faced!\n\nThe most recent one was when me and my bf were in Mallorca on hols - we made friends with the hotal barman, and one night he just out and asked me "Are you pregnant?" - I was sooo embarrassed, I didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable, and I felt terrible, I was like "Erm, no, I'm not..."  It was awful.\n\nIt actually turned out that I did get pregnant on that holiday, but I didn't find out until we got back - so I rang the hotel after I found out and gave the poor guy the good news!!!  (Still, I would have only been about 2 days pregnant when he asked me!!  LOL\n\n;-)
366910
This one nearly caused me to seek therapy.... At the doorstep at the end of our first date, The good night kiss... I was so nervous that afterward I blurted out, "Wow too much lipstick, you're like kissing a greasy plate!" To this day I have no idea what I was thinking... for all I know she might not have been wearing any lipstick... the stress of the moment caused a serious overload in my brain apparently.
717788
Don't stay the night or go out on dates, it's called a booty call for a reason!
587254
Every Pieces I dated was a jerk!
599553
When this guy asked me to dinner and then we get there and neither of us ate hardly any of our food and then he asks me if i mind dropping him off at his girlfriends house and when i get there she sees me and threw a rock and it busted out my driver window and hit me in the face and then as I was backing out in such a hurry i backed into her minivan that was parked on the street and i drove off and then the police showed up at my house with a hit and run charge.  yup thats gotta be the worst date for me
286683
It wasn't a first date, but a second.  We went to a monster truck rally.  It was hilarious, and so much fun.  So many things went wrong during the night, but we were able to just laugh it off and enjoy the night.  We have decided that we are going to do more unusual dates like that.  Keep things interesting:)
399330
I have had some of the most catastrophic dinner dates ever. But I know how be so funny that I get myself out of trouble.\nSo, remember, the next time you fire a carrot from your soup our of your left nostril like it's a torpedo, it's funnier than disgusting if you make it funny and don't allow it to be disgusting.
1168877
mine was probably the most disgusting experience of my life... he put his tongue down my throat and it was at a school and it was awkward and horrible. he was my boyfriend at the time and he kept trying to kiss me all day and i would find ways to get out of it. \nits funny now, looking back, but at the time i was fairly upset.
78999
How cheecky! What a way to find a date! Count me in! (No just joking count me firmily out!)
719200
One of my first dates was a total disaster. We had plans to drive to a a zoo in a city about 3 hours away. First off there was road construction so we had to take a detour, the detour was not marked clearly and we got lost. We spent two hours trying to find our way back. We stopped for dinner at some little dive of a restaurant. When the server came around, he was carrying the tray with food on it for us and another table. I ended up having two plates of food in my lap. No change of clothes. So we drove around trying to find a mall. When we finally found one I was too embarrassed to walk around like that. The guy actually swapped jeans with me, eventhough my jeans were wayyy too tight on him. He walked around cracking jokes to everyone and had me laughing my *ss off. We got me a pair of new jeans, and swapped back once we got out to the car. When we do finally get to the zoo, we had an hour till it closed. But we figured what the hell, we'd already been through alot to get there. So we're walking around, and go into the primate house. One end had glass, but at the top it was wire cage. We got p*ssed on (good thing we weren't looking up). So the whole drive home we both drove with the windows down cause the smell of monkey p*ss was so strong we were both sick lol. I actually ended up marrying the guy :D.
952521
worst: "Sorry, but I'm kinda already with someone"\nbest: "OMG! 10 inches!!!"
145428
my ex-boyfriend, he is not just a jerk he is a complete a$$hole p*ssy a$$ b*tch and i hate him with all my heart, he made my life a living hell
762000
Extremely rude.  If I'd have pulled that on my fiance on our first day I know for sure that there wouldn't have been a second date.  And if I ever did that today, lets just say it wouldn't be pretty.  Ha!  Just goshing a bit there but it is very disrespectful to both women and sounds like this fella could use some lessons in etiquette.
657079
i went to my junior prom. it sucked so bad i didn't even go to my senior prom.  I agreed to go to my junior prom with a life long male friend. we had been friends since first grade. me him and 2 other girls were a group. we were best friends. we all thought of him as just another girl, and since i had just broke up with my boyfriend i asked him to go. i was so excited i shopped for weeks until i found the perfect dress. my prom experience started to go bad when i went to get my hair done at the beauty shop. the woman i made my appoint with was running 2 hours behind because she schedule too many people that day. and then when she was done, my hair looked like she stuck my finger in a light socket. and to make it worse she put some kind of special hair spray on it. i couldn't even get a comb through it to try and redo it.my date to me to a really nice resturant. but he obouvisly wasn't taught any manners. he farted at the table. an old lady sitting at the next table asked the manager and had us moved to a different table. if that wasn't embaressing enough my date couldn't get the ketch-up out of the bottle so he started shaking it up.. yep...it floew all over me and my dress! uugghhh!! so finally i'm at prom. with a hair from hell that still had some ketch-up in it, and a beautiful pale yellow dress with what looked like dried up blood all down the front. and what happens next my ex- boyfriend walks in with his date. who happens to end up being one of the girls from our tight family like group of friends. my best friend. the friend who told me she wasan't going to prom!! needless to say they sat and made rude jokes and comments about me and my date all night long. then just when i thought the night was finally over pulling into my drive way , my date, my friend, just one of the girls, tried to kiss and grope me. i ended up taking my first ever pair of heels of and beatting him up side the head with it. i lost 2 friends that night and my diginty
1004190
Yes, I did and it was disgusting.  My friends and I had gone to Ensenada for the weekend.  One evening we went to downtown Ensenada to eat at a restaurant.  We had been seated and noticed a group of people waiting to be seated.  This chick was there with two dudes.  One of the guys was holding her up; at first we thought they were just being lovey dovey, but we soon realized that she was drunk and needed his support to stand.  As they continued standing there, the drunk girl let loose and pissed all over herself.  The bad thing was she was wearing light colored jeans and you could see how wet her pants were.  She even left a huge puddle of piss on the floor.  I was embarrassed for her.