the lone ranger and tonto?
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lone ranger gets bitten by a deadly snake on his penis.....he asks tonto to find a doctor and help him.....when he gets to the doctor he tells him whats happened he says you have to suck poison from wound,.......so all the way back over the prairies and forest..he says the same thing over in his head... suck poison from wound....suck poison from wound....when he eventually gets to the lone ranger he asked what the doctor said....thinking for a moment he says........YOU Gonna Die.....
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Rodeo !!  Individuals doing individual things.  However, if you were lucky enough to have watched Mr. Robinson I can see why you are into basketball.  Being a Texan from the San antonio area, I know how much David Robinson gave to the community and is still giving.  Sure wish more of our current athletes could step back and look at themselves and then look at David.  All sports would be much better off.  Anyway, try to make the San Antonio Stock show this year.  Then you may be "into" another real Texas sport.
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There are several myths (I believe they are Navajo or one of the Pueblos) about the "Hero Twins."  You could use them as a comparison to other works such as "David and Goliath" or "Jack and the Beanstalk."
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Yes.. They are call the Texas Rangers.\n\nTake a look:\n\nhttp://www.txdps.state.tx.us/director_staff/texas_rangers/
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Well, there was that show on the USA Network called "Walker, Texas Ranger" focused on the exploits of a Texas Ranger called Cordell Walker. There's one possibility? \n\nOtherwise, it might be appropriate for an adventure tour guide/leader or a park ranger - anythign involving, obviously, walking for a living.
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roy rogers, because he was always honest and forthright. but all cowboys were. think about it, until the scoundrel maverick came along, all cowboys were the same. just rode a different horse and had a different side kick.
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Try with the DOE on the following link:\nhttp://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/pet_pri_top.asp
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LMAO I was just talking about this the other day with my hubby. Tyrone is obviously a Moose, Tasha looks like a hippo and Pablo a penguin. I'm not really sure what Austin is tho either. I agree Uniqua could be a dino, but that sorta don't fit into the other 3 I mentioned. \nFunny how a kids show can get to us LOL
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The original Voltron Lions win.  The Power Ranger's zords were just a weak version of Voltron.  They form their sword and Voltron brings down the wrath of their "Blazing Sword" and down goes PR team one.  This goes on until all PR teams are dead.  Total annihilation: Voltron, Defender of the Universe wins!
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I would say that George Lopez is funnier that Freddy Prince. Vato Loco means crazy dude.
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Tex Williams.  You've got the title slightly wrong. It's \n\nThe NIGHT MISS NANCY ANN'S HOTEL FOR SINGLE GIRLS BURNED DOWN
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yes there are- Tezcatlipoca and the King of Tula.  I have a link so you can read it but you have to scroll down a ways okay\n\nhttp://www.yale.edu/ynhti/curriculum/units/1994/3/94.03.03.x.html
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They're both a pile of s**t. Hope that helps!!!
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As others have mentioned, in the movie Tombstone, Johnny Ringo is portrayed as being the most deadly of the cowboys (he also does the little gun spinning routine in the movie to show off how well he can handle a pistol).  In the movie, Doc Holliday is saying that Ringo has a faster draw than Earp and would kill him if they fought.  So instead, Doc goes to fight (and kill) Ringo.\n\nThat is how it was portrayed in the movie.  However, in real life, Wyatt Earp was probably the better gunfighter than Doc Holliday (who had a volatile temper, but was not known as a particulary quick or accurate gunman).  And both of them were probably better than Johnny Ringo whose credentials as a top gunfighter are largely the fabrication of over-dramatic movies and books (many of which show Ringo as being both a deadly killer and very well educated).\n\nHistorian Jack Burrows did extensive research into the real story behind John Ringo and could not find any hard evidence that he ever killed anybody or was a particularly feared or accomplished gunman.  He did wound somebody in a drunken arguement in Safford and was a bit player in the Mason County Wars of Texas, but he did not play a significant role in the Tombstone fights and was not at the Ok Corral.  Also the real John Ringo did like to read, but he could not speak Latin, nor did he have any advanced education.  \n\nJohn Ringo was found sitting dead beneath a tree in the Chiricahua Mtns east of Tombstone with a bullet in his head a few weeks after the Earps and Holliday left Arizona.  Nobody really knows who shot him (or if he shot himself).  Some writers claim that Earp quietly returned to Arizona and shot Ringo, but this is very unlikely for a number of reasons (the Earps were known to be in Colorado at the time) and very few serious historians place much truth in it.  While a few people have suggested that Holiday might have killed Ringo, this is even less likely than the Earps and there is no evidence to support it.
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Yes there is one in the talk, but Haselhoff would be a supporting role not the main. Looking at Sean Austin Scott as the lead
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There is one called Mountain Man AKA Guardian of the Wilderness. It was made in 1977. Hope this is the one you are looking for.
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HERE is the story from the Hondo Anvil Herald.\nOrange Grove plays Hondo on Saturday, December 2\nin the Alamodome.\n\nhttp://www.hondoanvilherald.com/