Little green men have landed here on earth from another planet.What should I do?
828320
Ahhh....but do you know why they want tapioca as a sign of peace?? Ever wonder just what that stuff is?? Tapioca comes from dismembered bodies from the planet Gelatin, which the green men are at odds with. Offer up some pudding pops instead. oooohh frozen offerings! Do not slap them, they will just get mad and crop circle your yard with a big "Kill this one" sign, and kill you by info-mercial torture. Give them the vulcan sign, tell them nan-nu nan-nu and may the force be with them and everything should be gjust fine.
715856
Who on God's green earth are you talking about?
925011
yeah\nwe're aliens to some other planet millions of miles away\nheyyyyyyyyy its snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
137156
Well it depends on how old they are. I would get a big ball of plasticine. I would make it big and round, and then show them how it started out spinning. Then as it spun, it spread out like a plate. Take a lump and roll it for the sun, and smash the rest flat so it is a big flat plate. Cut out a hole in the middle and place the sun in it. Then get a knife an cut it into annuli, and then roll those annuli into balls, and place them at different distances from the "sun" ball. There, you have made yourself a big spinning solar system with a sun and planets. \n\nAnd you have had fun rolling the plasticine into balls and smashing it and cutting it etc.
260028
Are you a caveman or have you just arrived from the middle ages.\n\nevery body knows by now that Aliens exist,there are even a lot of Aliens living on Earth right now.\nwe know of three kinds for sure ,there are the Nordics,who come from Mars originally (they are blond or red haired with blue or green eyes)and there are the Ananuki and Lemurians ,who are more like Lizards but very powerfull and intelligent,and there is the other kind with a big head and very big eyes ,but they are very weak and die easy.they had one alive for a while in area 51 in ARIZONA.\n\nwe are supposed to have come from the Nordics.\n\nAtlantis was an Alien settlement, and in the bible are many reports of Alien encounters.\n\ncheck http//Alien watch or\n David Icke the biggest secret on www,infowars.\nalso Discovery channel ..Aliens in the Bible--\n\nAnd this is not anymore a question of belief ,this is the truth.\nIn  India,the Orient,South America ,Central America and even Europe , Aliens have always featured in the legends of these cultures origins.
901188
im not sorry because where else would you go?we dont have another planet to live on and earth is the only planet in our solar system that does have what we need to live. i agree with you on all these problems but thats the way the world is for now.
415205
Settle down at Moon. or Dig 100 meters down the earth construct a room there. Go to underground well before the nuclear attack. You are safe.
1045546
Geez Man, didn't anyone tell you yet ?\n...The real 'earthlings' were totally annihilated by our ancestors, eons ago - when they first invaded Planet Earth. Among our ancestors, the Men came from Mars, and Women from Venus.\n...We are all the proud descendants, of those brave and holy alien immigrants who came in search of the 'Promised Lands'.
401020
Respect for the Earth. Good Luck!
567867
Rent a big bus, drive them to Mars, drop them off and \ncome back.  There will be plenty more to take their place...
916030
Try and look in your own backyards at home.\nLook out for little ET footprints coming out of the water and grew to like salt in planet of apes.\nIf you survive long enough will see ET leave with time in becoming a pillar of salt in planet of apes.
280316
I envisioned a long journey to the Andromeda galaxy and live on the planet Beltran.  The planet was 'constructed' for humans by the native life forms of the Andromedan Federation so we would have a place to live and we could study each other cultures, and final live at peace.
869853
Get some Wintergreen lifesavers.\n\n(P.S. - this really belongs in the Chemistry group, not the Astronomy group)
16773
To add a little to the above, there are also some very good scientific reasons to be skeptical about the possibility of little green men doing flybys besides merely a lack of evidence.  Among these is the enormous distances that need to be covered, the time it would take to do so, and the energy it would take to do so.  \n\nAs far as we can determine, light speed is the absolute speed limit of the universe.  As a material object approaches light speed it gains mass in an asymptotic way.  The closer you get to light speed, the more mass you have, and the more energy it takes to accelerate you. Unless our intelligent brethren out there have discovered fantastic ways around these problems, which while possible is not generally thought very likely, they would have to have arisen right on our doorstep cosmically speaking to even hope to get here.  If they managed 50% of light speed, which would take an energy source more potent than any we have imagined, and they arose by miraculous chance at the next solar system over (Proxima Centauri, 4.2 light years away) it would still take them a decade to get here.
189468
erm, well...\n\nAll I can say is I'd like to visit the planet you're from ;)
384067
As a aside thought:\n\nIf aliens were smart enough to reach us when we can't reach them, why would they want to "learn" from us? If 100 years from now we landed on a planet in a far galaxy, and found there strange alien creatures that were far less intelligent than us, would we try to "learn" from them? I doubt it. What we would do would be to collect a few to be barbequed, and a few more to bring back to earth to start a herd of animals that could be harvested as a high protein food source.\n\nThat's what we can expect from highly intelligent aliens landing on earth some day. I can just hear them now as they roast one of us, "You know Xhwvkt, these earthlings taste just like chicken."\n\nAnd you really think they have already been here? Has anyone lost a relative or two of reproductive age recently?
458891
born here on planet Earth