Are Twatwaffles made in heaven or he!!???
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i think in a waffle maker...
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I call it twicks... haha, sounds like twix , the chocolate bar
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=( Yes!!  I added way too much pixie dust in my boyfriend's coffee...now he won't stop flying.\n\n\nAnd I do because I don't eat enough pie.  Did you know that one pie a day increases your levels of yummy? lol
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Father Christmas brings mine,in august on a hefferlimp { it's got a poorly flipper }..\nIn England we all get easter eggs { Chocolate,all sizes } in Holland they hide hard boiled eggs and you have to find them.. It can get a bit messy,stinky if you live on a farm..
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Boof is not a man that will go for anything in the wazoo!! I, like so many of my countrymen and women, are sick to death of this whole thing. Push 1 for English! WTF!!! My freakin' Corn Flakes - an All American Breakfast - have Espanola all over the box! The Star Spangled Banner - not only in Spanish, but changing the words to fit their "cause"! Did you see the cartoon of the Iwo Jima Marines, except they have Mexicans in sombrero's putting up a Mexican flag on Mt Suribachi?! My a*s is big, but (no pun!) there is no way any of that is goin' in!! The American people have had it. It takes a lot to really piss us off - but I think they have done it, and it's about time! There'll be a big house (& Senate!) cleaning party come November! God Bless the USA!!
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Good for you, to look at the bright side!! You must be a happy person. People who are not that happy tend to blame others and/or try to find ways to gain something at the expense of others. They are permanently indignant about anything that is not to their advantage... and therefore planning law suits (in my -Dutch- opinion a real American thing) all the time.. for tripping over a loose tile in the street -we sould say: watch your step, silly!-, for their cat dying because they tried to dry it in the microwave -as there was no hint in the manual that the microwave should not be used for live pets-....\nok, ok, I am exaggerating, lol. Still... store bought food should not contain maggots.. even if they are not bad for your health. I think I would not go back to that store fore more Fruit Loops!\nGreetings from Holland!
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All right, Rev Trask. This does it! Have you been taking your medication?\n\nActually, you forgot to include deviled ham. How many sinful foods have we been eating? Are we doomed?
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mmmmm....homemade chocolate chip. *has a brilliant idea*  How 'bout this?  Let me indulge in the cookies & milk and I'll put in a good word for you with the 'big guy'.  *shrugs*  I bet He lets you hold on to my coat tails as I soar into heaven.  At the very least, maybe He'll write you a recommendation letter to get you high ranks in hell.  ;)
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Yes, it drives my hubby nutz that If I want to make a corn dog..I will wait 45 mintues to make it in the oven than in the microwave.\n\nI hate microwaves! Everything comes out too soggy or tough
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Tell me about it!!! Jeesh! It's like potato chips!
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scrambled eggs prove the existence of God...and that He does have a sense of humour.\n\nlight fluffyness that is delicious in the morning...and it came from a chicken's behind.\n\nta-da.
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There was a thing circling the Internet this past Christmas, incorporating snacks in the holiday. \n\nThe story goes, a German baker wanted to create something to show his faith, so he designed a rope of dough in the form of arms bent forward and clasped in prayer. It looked sort of like the letter B on its side. But when it baked, the 2 hands didn't stick together, so he twisted them and tucked the tips under the top. \n\nThe new result was even better than he'd hoped for, because he'd accidentally created 3 holes (apparently for the trinity). I hadn't heard that the twisting was supposed to represent the crucifixion, but whatever. Anyway, I never heard of it before, either, but that's what about 30 people emailed me in November and December. \n\nPersonally, I doubt it. I've been to Bavaria and seen those German pretzel makers. And pretzels. Nothing holy about them. Pretty good with mustard though. Chalk it up to another urban legend online.
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How sacreligious you are!!! The bunny and Santa are make believe. God is real and true and He is my Heavenly Father. I hope you come to know Him and trust one day.
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You know asking this question will probably get more negative reviews than positive.But dont get me wrong, I listen to a song or two every day.Everybodies taste are not the same,thats why they make chocolate and vanilla,and opinions are like a$$holes everybody is entitled to one! My opinion is I think extrawidemamba is a closet wanna-be to THE DARK CARNIVAL!?! Fat Sweaty Betty, I know you like spaghetti,I know you like spaghetti,so tell me when your ready!
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German sausage,  Egg Roll, and roll of tar paper!!
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plump and short??? what are we picking humpty dumpty ??... I'm guessing most of us pass on plump and short unless its stack of pancakes....lol...
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Frosted Flakes!!!! hehehehe