A big stubbled gun-slinging man saunders into a saloon in the wild west america with his pet crocodile?
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the big mans fella ,was he gay,and where did he bite his fella .If ur american this will make no sense
304771
Australian salt water crocodiles grow much larger than alligators,and will deliberately stalk and kill you if you are neer by.
916663
His name is Yuk from Mighty Man and Yuk. Supposedly his face is so scary that the dog house is used to cover it in darkness
1010826
What?! Are you nuts?!!! That's a fate worse than capturing him, throwing his a-- in Gitmo and subjecting him to torture! But like THAT'S gonna happen...most likely George HW Bush will have both Anna Nicole AND Osama (since they go way back) down to the ranch in Crawford for a big barbeque and orgy!
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In Texas it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.  Also the Encyclopedia Brittanica is banned.\nsee: http://www.dumblaws.com
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bill need to get his coke from somewhere
997287
He's a drugged parrot.
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ya... i think in his penis sooo big like a bar
990519
Hire the Crocodile hunter to find him .. he can find anything ;)
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you think hes eaten enough that you could smoke him???\n\n\nwhere do you get papers big enough for a mule???\n\n\nis it hard to keep him lit???\n\n\n\nwhens the party start??
964977
Like a tazered criminal.
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It would turn into a llama.
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It poops out big long turds, longer than the snake itself.
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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee
480336
With a tazer.  Or possibly with its spiky skin?
1086674
Well, since I believe he is not in Afganistan, I would not go on a  FFM (Fag Finding Mission) to get him. I think he is in south beach, drinking margaritas and boinking a lot of chichitas, in which case, yes I would go there to hunt him down, cut his head off and stuff his flannel dew rag down his wind pipe.
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Assuming a confined area designed to make them fight.....\n\nThe crocodile easily wins.. It's armour like hide would easily deal with the lions claws, and in a biting contest, the croc wins again.  With large mamals, such as oxen etc crocs cripple thge legs first...hard for a lion to do to a croc!