Have you ever been stuck in Bizarro World??? When?? What happened???
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Yes, i was stuck there last week, it happened whilst i was sitting on the bus and once i entered Bizarro world, i couldnt tell up from down. The first thing i noticed was a purple chair sitting on a monkey whist the banana hung the phone. I think the banana was angry at the horse who was not a goat and it wished to tell the cd case that it longer wanted a relationship. Now you tell me if this is what your Bizarro world is like?
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OMG...LMFAO...I can't breathe.......hahahhhahahhaahaaaaa\n\nU made my day with this one.\n\np.s. you inspired me to buy my OWN personal collection of whips and chains...and it's been going GREAT! Thanks!
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I love it when someone asks me this question!  I mean, the fact that I'm just alive today is Miracle Enough for me but I had an experience that I'll never forget and no one can explain.\n\nI was in Lake Tahoe, at the time, driving back to a friend's house after a trip to the hardware store.  It had started to snow pretty heavily, and once I got off the main roads there was patchy ice in-between the drifts that had begun to blow across the road.  In my rear-view mirror, I saw at least 3 cars following behind me, which made me nervous and I thought about slowing to let them pass me but decided against it because I didn't want anyone to think I was stopping in need of help, so I kept driving.  \n\nBasically, I was heading up a good incline (I was in the mountains, understand) and at one point there was a good hair-pin turn where I had to go up on one side and down a steep hill on the other.  There were steep banks on either side of the road in some places and there was only one road to turn-off at at the top of the hill; no other routes to go, except to the right on that road (taking one further up the hill) or the sharp curve to the left (down the other side of the hair-pin).  \n\nAt the bottom of this hill, I glanced in my rear-view mirror and regretted not having the other cars pass me and regretted not putting my truck in 4-wheel drive before leaving the hardware store.  I briefly asked God to just get me home safely and help me to concentrate on driving.  I eased up on the gas at the top of the hill before heading down the other side and immediately, I felt the back end of my truck, continuing to slide in the opposite direction of the turn.  Of course, I tried to correct and that made it worse.  I was sliding back and forth across the road, completely out of control.  \n\nI remember just letting go of the steering wheel, and calling out, "Jesus, help me!"  \n\nThe car continued to spin.  I have no idea how I stayed out of the trees and the steep hills on either side of the road, but suddenly, the car stopped moving and I realized I was at the bottom of the hill, in the opposite lane, facing back in the direction I'd come from.  \n\nI remember wondering when the other cars were going to crash into me and then I realized it was just quiet.  The car had stalled and it was just completely quiet.  The snow was still falling heavily and I looked up the hill I had just come down and saw where my car had dug up the dirt and sprayed it off into the white snow on both sides of the road.  I'd somehow covered pretty much the whole road on my way down.  There were no other cars in sight, from either direction.  \n\nI thought it was a miracle that the cars following me were all heading up the road at the top of the hill instead of down the side I'd gone.  I started up the car and realized that the safest way for me to turn back around would be for me to go back up the hill and turn around where the road was wider for the turn-off.  When I got to the top of the hill, however, and turned onto the road where I was going to turn around, I realized that there were no tire-tracks on the road - fresh or old.  \n\nThe road hadn't been driven on at all, since the snow had started.  I turned around in a driveway and there was still no sign of anyone having been in the area.  And when I got back down to the bottom of the hill I'd nearly gone off, I was making fresh tracks in that snow.  Somehow, God had caused those cars behind me to disappear completely.  \n\nEvery time I tell this story, I know it had to have been a miracle because I'm telling the God's Honest Truth and even I don't believe it.  I often try to figure out how it happened and I just can't explain it.\n\nWhen I got back to his house, my friend told me I looked like I'd seen a ghost.  I said, "No but, apparently, I've been in the presence of an angel," and I told him what happened.  After the snow let up,
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OK, so one day I was assigned to protect the high school I graduated from against giant salamanders with horns.  Then this psycho escapes from this prison, so my unit is in charge of capturing him.  I shot him as he's flying away on his flying salamander.  So at my victory party (held in my warren tunneled and built of old playground equipment) I start dancing with this girl, but I can't See her face.\n\nThen I go to up and went to work.
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For heaven's sake. You are a total crackpot who believes every nutty story that comes along. Yes, it happened. But idiots like you will never believe it. I wish there was a way to blast people like you into outer space.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  You guys crack me up!  How's Tina world??  What happened to Billy B B - that one's oopsed!
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did ur husabnd knock anyone down???
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ahem...well i can tell you why no one has answered...but i'll break the trend...here goes...I was at the county fair and they had the men and women's restroom doors right next to each other with just a bench in between...and in my defense...it was...kinda dark out and well... ok, i'll just say it...I WALKED INTO THE WRONG RESTROOM!!! luckily no one was there and then i heard these guys coming in and hid in a stall until they left! i ALMOST made it out but ran into this guy during my hurried escape...it was sooo embarrasing! ecspecially a couple on the bench in between were laughing at me, ugh
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Shayno Your story? Very interesting......\n★※★http://www.osoq.com/funstuff/extra/extra02.asp?strName=Shayno
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Has anyone ever? In the entire history of the world? Probably. Is it likely to happen? No
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Yes when I was only 13 years old I saw a kid almost get hit by a car. I will go into more detail.\n\nThe scene:\nI was walking down the street when I looked over and saw a smaller kid in the middle of a busy intersection and an adult man on the other side of the road with his back turned to the kid. I also saw a car that seemed to be out of control headed towards the kid. I was to far to do anything, but the man wasn't.\n\nThe miracle:\nFirst I foresaw this man running and grabbing this kid before the car could hit him. That is exactly what happened.  \n\nThe miraculace thing about it is that there was no way that the man could have seen the kid with his back turned before he started running towards him; he just seemed to have stopped in mid step and turned around running towards the kid.\n\nThis was the first time out of many that i seemed to have been able to either see the future or kind of alter the lines of destany. I eventually became a Wiccan (witch) due to these kind of things happening to me, but I'm not anymore. I am now all religions.
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When I was standing on a country road (waiting at an unmarked bus stop) in Italy and twelve men pulled their cars over (not all at once), thinking I was a prostitute.  They waved their wallets at me and tried to get me into their cars.  I was so upset that I was in tears, crying beside the road.  Suddenly I heard a sound, and I looked down to see two lizards running across the sidewalk.  Before I could do anything one of lizards crawled up onto my foot and started crawling up my leg.  I could feel it against the skin on my calf, so I lifted my leg and tried to shake it off, but the damn thing just wouldn't come off.  All I could think was, "Everyone thinks I'm a prostitute and I'm going to have to take off my pants to get this lizard out of them!"  So I was standing beside the road, totally crying, shaking one leg around in the air.  All the cars that were driving by were honking their horns and hollering at me... it was soooo embarassing!  \n\nAfterword:\n\nEventually the lizard got scared and crawled off my leg- it didn't get past my knee and I didn't have to take off my pants.  A few minutes later the bus came.  I swear I didn't look like a prostitute- I was wearing a sweater and dress pants!  And I had a suitcase!
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I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
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What sort of time frame did you have in mind?  I'd like to know because I'd better be moving to higher ground.  \n\nUsually I don't bother with this sort of thing, but the recent hurricane season has got me thinking that something is up.  \n\nThanks for the warning! \n\nCheers!
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I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
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U escaped from one and got in trouble with another...just what is it that got into you?
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I am here.I grew up in Chaos,I completed my training there.I needed to train there because of the gravity.When you enter an individual's personal hell to rescue them, you must be able to operate in that atmosphere.Order your thoughts.