Does shouting a cuss word with every plunge help unstop your kitchen sink faster?
814881
1)  You win more sinks with honey than curse words.  Try pouring some honey down there and speaking to your sink like you speak to Dustin Diamond in your wild erotic dreams.\n\n2)  'Details' be damned....I keep telling you to go to the filling station down the street when your husband is in the bathroom all day waxing his back.
100098
Get the F**k out of my face!!!!!!
210378
get your dignity back by not doing that again
1071864
you are using f**king as an adjective... so if the salt is getting busy with the pepper at the time you want it passed.... then yes
324589
http://panicdisorder.about.com/cs/shanger/a/angerhelp.htm
1118916
I think so. Of course, that depends on whether or not you tell everyone at the party that you pooped. You'd need to exit the bathroom and loudly announce your recent movement and then let them decide on your moniker. Otherwise, you'd have to start calling yourself the "party pooper", and that would be obnoxious and just plain silly. ;)
914963
dish washer excites me,I hate dishes
1071648
LMAO!!! As my fiancee says, he makes up cuss words while watching baseball or hockey! I'm trying to figure that one out myself.
1038103
hasten, hurry, rush, speed
246031
depends. if you whip your wee wee around some splatter will achieve greater velocity. that's called the wee wee speed.
849082
LOL\n\nBeen there!!  Get your cat to blow down your poophole - that pops it off your knob every time!
777531
tell them grunting is far better than farting
131662
no it just sounds fast
4365
run around naked screaming get the mother f****** voices out of my head, make them stop!!
413302
I am soooo offended by this stuff...even in MY OWN HOME!!! My husband can't even say a single sentence without inserting at least 3-4 curse words sometimes!!! That is just ridiculous in my book. It's always, "Pass the Da*n potatoes", or "that supper was Fu**in fine, Baby!" I mean REALLY!!! We have kids and it's gotten way out of hand. \n\nThey think that because Daddy does it that it's OK for them to do it, they're 12 and 15. They've tried cursing at ME...that didn't go over very well or last very long!!! If he wants to talk that way at work around his buddys that's his business. BTW, it's against company policy. But, keep it there!!! He doesn't talk that way in front of HIS MOTHER!!! I am embarrassed to be around him in public these days! I think most people do it just to fit in. But, it really just makes them sound dumb. If you want to express yourself, there are plenty of words in the dictionary. The only word that I've been able to stop him from saying so much is GD. I make him put money in the 'Vacation Jar" every time and make hime say he's sorry to the whole family. \n\nAs for hearing it in public...I am most offended when I hear children cursing. I just makes me so sad. They just sound so...well...stupid... uneducated...what ever you want to call it. It just sounds bad. It's disrespectful, I don't care what anyone else thinks. Disrespectful to the people hearing it and to the people doing it. The sad part is, the people doing it don't even know how bad they sound. They actually think it makes them look better. Go figure.
74727
Contrary to common notions I think that cussing at times is actually very intelligent, at least linguistically. What better way than to emphisise one's frustration, grief, surprise, happiness etc. In a manner of speaking it can be very eloquent, if not over used. There are "ok" words to use that can be more hurtful than curse words but they are not considered bad.
1117724
Sh**or get off the pot!\n\nLOL