whats the most useless thing on your desk right now?
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Losing Lotto tickets.......................
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Leave of bottle of hand cleaner on his/her desk.  How's that for subtle?
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I take a dump every morning.\nSeems your computer wants to wipe you out of it's life.
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use a vaccum cleaner lol
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My computer in my office.
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Just tested it!!!\nOn a clean office desk, we can use it 34 times!!!
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hello ozjason are u just really bored or what? I am at work, bored as hell. are you?
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just delete stuff manually, press SHIFT and DEL
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None! You cant do much with either
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Just grab it by the BLANK part of the task bar and DRAG it back down.   \n\nStay Puppy Stay\n\nHappy Computing.
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Your computer is retared
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hey are you working in my office coz that is what its lyk i hate it also and i am sick of making teas and doing the same job everyday how boring - thats it i quit i am going to find a new job \nu wanna join me ???????\n\nwe can look together ????\nlol no more getting treat lyk a mug cum on all admin workers we are leaving ha ha
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The Sponge!  And no, I'm not talking about the kind you wipe the counters with.\n\nOr the Pill.
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Two computers, a printer, a file holder, a makeup bag, 2 coffee mugs, a pen holder filled with pens/highlighers/scissors, a stapler, a tape dispenser, post-it notes, an unread project management book, a well-read SQL book, and a $hitload of unfiled miscellaneous papers. *sigh*
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chunk the pc in the garbage
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A cheap desk statue or gimmick like a funny mousemat or a miniature sand garden.
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buy her   blank cds  or something for her desk works for me