My cousin chris's pet hermit crab cromwell, has moved into an old world war 1 helmet and won't come out.
824220
If Cromwell used to crash in a crushed coca cola can,As these crabs often do. Then his current accommodation is far cooler .and Cromwell could be just being cautious as crabs are quick and crafty crooks
701021
sorry they are endangered species and you would not be able to own one legally....and it is not even close to easter!
1003281
Oh My Dear Aunt Lizzie! I have got to tell you we need to shelve this thing with this damn woodchuck!  The woodchuck is extinct, we killed all the chucking chuckers! The official government notification was sent out to all of the world last week!\nDid you not get an e-mail about this? The rest of the whole entire world knows that there are no more woodchucks except you?\n\nWe will give this subject the proper investigation it is due when we all get together and elect the committee to investigate what happened to Frosty the Snowman! Death by natural causes due to global warming or could it be something else, perhaps homeland security had a hand in this disappearance. there have been reports of trace DNA found in the drinking water of the North Pole. \nYes indeed let us let the poor woodchucks rest in chucking peace for now. We have more important matters to discuss at this time. Such as how many peppers did perter really pick? A government cover up, perhaps the CIA and the FBI and the 4H, and the Girl Scouts, and the Boys Wonders are involved in some global plan to bring down all the pepper pickers putting pickled peppers partway past people's pathways.\nThis subject is closed until such time as new information can be gathered!
731142
Try sending an inquiry to the Marines.  They should be able to give you his adress.
120122
Try calling the Veterans of Foreign Wars and see if they have a driver available.
924795
I placed an item in friend and fellow Soldier's casket. It was a small medallion of St. Christopher 'traveler's saint'. \n\nTraditionally there is nothing against it - just ask the familiy first. \n\nI am sorry for your loss. To the Soldier - thank you for your service.\n\n 'Gratias Ago Tibi'
637579
Dont you know?\nBush has lost his teddy bear in Iraq and sent all that troops to find it :)
244790
comandeer another ship, and chase down the scalawags!!! then once you do that you can get your patch bach, and make your former crew walk the plank. and trade in the parrot for a monkey. at least a monkey can't suggest a mutiny
409803
I am sorry to say that there are no surviving pictures or depictations of the standard of King Harold. All we know now that it was set with jewels and apparentely was a gift from the pope.
887214
Give it to my neighbor. He is an Iraqi war veteran that is waiting on his compensation to go through for war injuries! He wanted to stay.....they made him come home!
943602
I caught the tail end of that show.  I did not know you could adopt one.  I thought the point of people not being able to keep them...was a good point also.  I did not know they lived so long.  Also the poor chimp that they took one of his vertebra's out.
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Yes I do in fact.  The other day I was having a party (on my neighbors roof) and I decided to let my pet ant (Granny) have a drink of my mudslide.   Actually it was all jUjU's idea, but I will never tell anyone that.  So any ways, he was drinking away and he got up to go pee and kept falling over on its ride side.  Again and again and again, until finally he passed out cold.  Go figure.  I carried him home and tucked him in.  He is all better now BTW, just in case you wanted to send a card or flowers or something.  :)
578711
i have the same problem..my dream man is in Iraq.. my problem is how to get him out of there.. ALIVE
847024
are you kidding... i'm in the military and my ex g/f got me a build a bear in camos.  Seriously a freakin awesome thing.  he still sits on my couch and is a constant source of intrigue by everyone who visits.  I think only two people have ever commented negatively on it, and a simple offer to kick their arses took care of it both times.
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DAVID IS IT FOR YOU OR A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY?\n\nI CONTACTED THE DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY AND THEY RE ISSUED ALL OF MY MEDALS ISSUED ME DURING MY SERVICE IN THE VIETNAM ERA. I NEEDED A COPY OF MY DD 250. WHICH LISTED THE DECORATIONS!\n\nLOOK THEM UP ON LINE UNDER .GOV OR AN AMERICAN LEGION UNIT OR AN VETERANS GROUP OR THE LIKE!\n\nIF YOU DO NEED IT FOR YOUR FATHER SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU!\n\nTHE DD250 IS THE DISCHARGE PAPER LEAVING THE SERVICE. COPIES OF IT CAN BE GOTTEN ,  ASSISTANCE CAN BE GOTTEN BY CONTACTING VETERAN ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THE AMERICAN LEGION! THEY WILL HELP YOU!\n\nHAVE A GOOD DAY.\n\n\nAPS
593824
How sad for you.  I don't believe in all these human classifications of who or what goes to heaven: I believe all living things have a soul and therefore go onwards.  Of course you will see your ferret again!  If my pets have ceased to exist, then I hope to do so, too - I ain't going anywhere they don't!  (It might be that all those who assert that animals don't have souls will populate something other than heaven themselves, as their love seems to be limited and somewhat lacking in humanity.)
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martha I love you\n\nGood luck to you .... Now listen to my story... There are a lot of dogs are dying in Iraq bec of the casualties ofwar no one cares about them. My dog was killed by American soldiers just fot the fun of it. .....please ....