Whats the craziest thing someone has said to you?
818454
Certainly not the craziest,but I went to Burger King today to order some food for myself and some friends.Two items were hamburgers.The girl at the checkout said "let me check and see if we have any meat".I was like what the ****.She came back and told me they in fact had no meat for burgers,but she could make me some chicken.True story,happened on County Line rd in Jackson NJ.\nI have some other things I could tell you but they're much too sexually explicit to detail on this site.
38339
This person is crazy... they asked some other weird stuff too
200396
we had Jehovah witness come to the house and they said its about the Armageddon..and i said well I'm-a -geddin-out of here!...but my best was when some 50 year pig ugly old woman came up to me and hi honey where have you been all my life!..i replied by saying well for most of it i probably wasn't born she didn't like that very much!
1161665
What!, are you crazy?
781371
Hahah\nKids say the darnedest things.  :)
944849
Well here's one:\nI took care of this old man in the hospital. After he got his dinner tray he started tearing off little pieces of bread and threw them all over the floor.\nI asked him what he was doing and he said,  "I'm feeding my dogs, they gotta eat too"\nHAHAHAHA....sad, in a funny way, but true
527457
Someone hurting my children....for sure!\n\nIts a super scary world out there and people are crazy. You just never know what can happen!
571005
Yes.\n\nWhat?  What did you say?
958277
talk about something that is interesting...
408812
Thats wierd. My friend let me hear some Hellfeild the other day to see what i thought and i really liked it. How random is that?\nAll the best\nMitch
1176731
This roommate of mine saying "No...No...No....No" because I told him to shut-up three hours ago.\n\nYou can see what an exciting life I lead. ENVY ME!!!!
704076
Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.
417841
It is when you refer to someone who acts very in a very ridiculous.
793949
WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU SAYING!!!
158888
what, did you say somthing
1009225
the craziest/wildest thing would have to be the time I was having sex with my girl and she was really get'n into it.Concentrating and determined to have that final explosive "O" before slipping into a coma for the night. She was on top of me and I was on a chair(for mental pic) so as to hit that spot that drove her over the edge she was just about there starting to buck and grind when all of a sudden she stopped with this horrified look on her face. The pleasure was gone and terror was written all over her face,she just kept asking me to get up and go to the other room. I couldn't figure out what was wrong until i started to walk out and saw the pile of crap sitting on the floor right under where her ass had been hanging over the chair
308927
WELL WHO EVER TOLD YOU THAT THEY LIED TO YOU!!