Whats worse getting your leg bitten off by a shark or.....?
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id say a Chelsea fan. and here are my reasons:-\nfor 1 i think after they've made a runner with ur leg they will properly make sweet sweet love with it..   (buzzin)\nsecond every1 knows Chelsea fans love a bit of gayness..   which means as you are bleeding 2 death on the cold pavement u look behind and what do u see... sum sick bloke wear in a Chelsea top rammin u from behind..  therefore concluding ..\na shark would be better because at least he will only take ur leg. as apposed to stealing it and then performing some necrophiliac to it!!
733547
i almost died cause i burned myself with noodles...... so a manatee that will eat them all..\n\nthis is actually pp#2s story but i told it
344993
Did you know that more people are killed every year by tipping vending machines oven on top of themselves than by shark attack?\n\nStrange but true...
138859
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.\n\nThe seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."\n\n"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."\n\n"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.\n\n"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
339046
Losing a whole nail by FAR is more painful. Getting hit by a baseball sort of stuns you for a second but for sheer pain nothing tops ripping off a piece of your body by accident.
1035892
Cut off a leg ... it would be less dangerous.
1115588
Hey first off DON'T listen at all to the hippie nonsense garbage about Sharks being "endangered"! That is a load of grade A bull. Shark populations are exploding,we need to hunt them to reduce the OVER population. My opinion is bite then before they bite you. This how you clean them:After you have shot the top of the shark in the head with a explosive tip deer slug; death and paralysis ensues. Cut the tail off to drain the max. amount of blood out of the shark,then hack/saw the head off then slice the belly open and plop out the guts in a top down fashions. then skin and fillet as you would any other fish and enjoy fried,baked,in tacos,stewed! Save the teeth as a souvenir!!
60825
I've heard that it's not how deep you can fish that counts most, but how far you can swim.\n\nBut then, I heard another gal say, "I'd rather get stabbed than tickled to death."
459392
good one..*wound* ..right on!\n\nhe's IT!!..lol:) \n\nthx
562493
alligator mouths eating something haha thats what i learned!! \n\n <    >
266763
Who wants to be "Gummed" to death by a shark, bear or lion?? And I wouldnt want them sittin on me neither!
630715
I do not know exactly what you are looking for here. I guess you have never seen "Jaws". \nGreat whites are killers. They usually bump prior to attacking to test the weakness of their prey. Since their skin is like sandpaper, in the process of bumping it can cut skin. \n\nSharks have very acute senses; they can detect smell (like blood & urine) & vibrations from far distances. This is one reason you should never swim in the ocean with a dog. Their swimming makes vibrations that sound like struggling, inviting sharks to attack. \n\nFor more information on sharks read " Twelve Days of Terror: A Definitive Investigation of the 1916 New Jersey Shark Attacks" by Richard G Fernicola (ISBN 1585745758) & "Close to Shore" by Michael Capuzzo(ISBN 0767904141).
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Jungle. It is much more dangerous.
960420
I live in Australia and I have had a few unfortunate run ins with the local wildlife\n1 bitten on the backside by a red back spider while on the toilet at a nature reserve.  Time spent in hospital 30 minutes getting a shot.\n2 kicked in the back by a kangaroo while drunk at chrismas BBQ no time in hospital but pride completely shattered\n3 stepped on crown of thorns starfish.  Time in hospital 1 day. but I was unable to walk properly for about 2 to 3 months.  The shape of the nails on my left foot have changed slightly.  Interestingly if you are ever unfortunate enough to step on one of these abominations flip it over and place whatever body part was stung over it's mouth and it will suck it's own poison out\n4 attacked by emu at wildlife reserve.  My brother put seed in my hair and the Emu proceeded to peck the hell out of my head.  Recently re-assembled pride destroyed again, No time in hospital but I have a few scars, emotional as well as physical.
555247
Roaches, Snakes most of all. I also fear dogs that I don't know or don't know me. When I was younger around 7 or 8 my sister and I was walking when we were and out of no where came this dog out of no where and bit her on the leg. She had to have around 100 stitches inside and out, and she still has the scar of it to this day.
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That depends on the size of the shark and its scales. Shark scales are actually denticles embedded in the skin, with their point directed posteriorly. The morphology of these denticles is particular to each shark species, and in most cases, these denticles keep getting bigger as the animal grows (these skin denticles are shed and replaced just like sharks' teeth). \nSo, if you happen to rub with your naked skin against the shark, in the direction opposite that of the orientation of the denticle tips, you could get seriously grazed and chafed. \nAlthough many aboriginal cultures in different parts of the world have used shark teeth as knives, I've never heard of their skin used in this way. But the dry skin of some dogfish sharks was indeed commercialized as sandpaper, before the advent of artificial versions.
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It's kind of a moot question since neither can fight each other in reality.  The tiger would definitely be out of his element in the ocean and would either be outclassed or drown.  On land, the shark would just flop around while it was being eaten alive maybe snapping at the tiger now and again.  If both animals were able to live in both environments, I would have to pick the shark.  On land, the shark's skin and body fat would protect him from the tiger's claws and superficial bites.  I say superficial because the tiger wouldn't be able to get his small mouth around anything on a shark but the fins.  In the ocean, the shark's superior swimming ability would simply leave the tiger in the dust or should I say a cloud of blood.  What do you think?