What is the best quote from the Borat Movie?
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(soft spoken, confused voice) "You mean those guys that try to shove sex toy in my anus were.... homosexuals?"
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"they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!  You better run!"\n\n- "Run like Hell", Pink Floyd
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"Remember, it's not a lie if you BELIEVE it to be the truth..."\n\nGeorge Costanza
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Blazing Saddles\n\n "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"\n "Baby, I'm NOT from Havana!"\n "Someone's gonna hafta go back and get a sh**load of dimes"\n "Work ,work ,work, ...how ya doin' boys?"\n "How did he does such amazing stunts with those little feet?"\n "...where da white women?"\n\n...shall I go on???
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lol man there are so many ummm ok here's my list\n\n“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”\n\n“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”\n\n“Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”\n\n“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”\n\n“Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”\n\n“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”\n\n"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"\n\n"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."\n\n"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, the Bus That couldn't Slow Down."\n\n"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."\n\nlol ok im finished
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"Work like you don't need the money, \nLove like your heart has never been broken,\nAnd dance like no one is watching"\n\nand\n\n"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"\n\nare my two favorite quotes
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"Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be left on its own."\n\n"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's freakin' hilarious."\n\n"It's been fun.  It's been real.  It's been real fun."\n\n"Be yourself, an original is always worth more than a copy."\n\n"Be yourself, everyone else is taken."\n\nHave a fantastic day.  :)
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Pretty much every line in the movie!\n\n"Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!"\n\n"Think it'll work?"\n"It would take a miracle."\n"Bye bye, boys!  Have fun storming the castle!"\n\n"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"\n\nAnd the whole conversation during the swordfight between Wesley and Inigo - discussing fencing attacks and defenses.
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." \n\n~Mae West~
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your damned if you do and your damned if you dont.\n\n-Bart Simpson
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Never rub another man's rhubarb.\n\nHey, that's a quote from the first Batman film. lol very good.
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don't s.h.i.t where you eat.............olympia dukakis from moonstruck                    my favorite quote of all time is george carlin......"have you ever noticed all the people against abortion are so ugly you wouldn't wanna f.u.c.k. 'em anyway"
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This is not just a quote from Dazed and Confused....this is like Matthew McConaughey's,  signature phrase, kinda like Keanu Reeves "whoa".  He has said this line in multiple movies, but I do agree that the most notorious in Dazed and Confused.
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"Eighty percent of success is showing up."\n\n- Woody Allen
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"Who's trying to kill you, Mr. Donut-head Man?" "I don't know, but he better not." (Garth)\n\n"Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?" (Garth)\n\n"I like to play..." (Garth)\n\nI'm sure you get it...\n\nOh, oh, and "Have you seen this boy?"\n\nI like the film...sorry!!
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Some of my fav quotes are...\n\nVaughn asked me to lunch\n\nI take it you will have no problem bringing Nadia up to speed.\nYeah. I already did last night.\nExcuse me?\nUh, we were working. We work late we actually like it.\nThere were other peop-- Jack was here.\nAre you finished?\nHave the report on my desk in an hour.\nImpress me.\n\nemetib now reverse it\n\nSyd: He licked my face! \nVaughn: I understand that.\nSyd: You don't really. He licked my face.\n\nSyd: Yeah. Can you show me what a bag looks like again\n\nSydney: Some people go miniature golfing with their parents. We go to India to look for nukes\n\nLindsey: If you're finished, this is the men's room.\nSydney: Who let you in?\n\nMarshall: [On the phone] Cut the blue-white wire! \nSydney: Okay, cutting the blue-white wire! \nMarshall: Oh, hold the phone! \nSydney: DON'T TELL ME TO HOLD THE PHONE! I'M SITTING ON A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB!\n\nSydney: You're waltzing! \nVaughn: Yup. I've been practising for our wedding. \nSydney: With whom? \nVaughn: Weiss\n\nMarshall: (about Vaughn) If he was up to something, I'd know about it. We're friends. We do lunch\n\num... my fave eps are Mea culpa, Tuesday, 'the Two' , Phase one, the passage 1&2, truth takes time, Truth be told, the box 1 & 2,
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two that I think are definitely up there are:\n1. BORAT: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation Kazakhstan\n2. Anchorman: The Legeng of Ron Burgandy