Have you ever eaten tofurkey ?
823529
I’ve a vegetarian so I’ve eaten my share of tofu based products.  I have a rule though; it can’t try to be something it isn’t.  Last year a person brought a Tofurkey to Thanksgiving dinner and no animal alive would even dare touch it.
797569
A definite no.  I couldn't..not ever.  I'm a vegetarian and I love to see real fur on an animals back where it belongs.\n\nIt's is so unnecessary and so cruel.
12293
I stayed deep in the woods behind my house for 2 weeks (i made the whole time) just to see how hard or easy it was to survive and i ate everything from grass to bark and even a snake but mostly i ate worms, cricketts, and some ants. i didnt get sick at all and im glad i had the experiance. (i say yes it is safe but dont eat them of a city sidewalk you never know what was there before it)
501907
i had brussel sprouts with anchovies pizzA and pumpkin juice and for dessert i had gooseberry pudding..yikes!i bet i made you lose your appetite!!!
1159882
What did you eat? Was it real chunky or green looking like that puke in The Exorcist? lol  What a hoot.
801438
Yes, I do believe I have, and you make me want to do it again. Mustard is my favorite condiment. I'll be right back.......\n\n.....ahh, Dijon.....
159087
Actually, I have.  When I was young my Grandfather had a pet squirrel and I tried to reach in the squirrel's cage to pet him and he bit me....stupid squirrel.  : )
724132
No, but I have played bball with a grapefruit once in the grocery store  :p  It was fun!
879153
Again I answer a question so ridiculous that it's fun.\nIt wouldn't be much of a fight. Cannibals will eat human flesh, while your overweight chick wouldn't quite have acquired a taste for it. Even members of the ill-fated Donner party used it as a last resort for survival. She'd probably take one chomp and proclaim her opponent 'too gamy'. Meanwhile, the cannibal, armed with the knowledge of what are the prime parts, plus the proper recipes, would dive into her with relish (pun intended).\nInsert your own Jeffery Dahmer joke here.\nGod, this was in bad taste (again, pun intended).
839065
another very intelligent question.But we all want to know, did you eat it!!
163376
I've seen quite a few funny things in my time, but what first came to mind when I read your question was an incident involving my new husband Graham who was not really into dogs, and Sam my dog who I had had for over eight years.\n\nWe had taken Sam for a run around the park and were on our way back to the car when I saw an ice cream van arrive on the road at the bottom of the park. With it being quite a warm day, we decided to treat ourselves to one.  When we got down to the van I decided to have a "lolly" whilst Graham chose a "99" which is a wafer cornet with a scoop of ice cream in it and a chocolate "log" inside that.\n\nKnowing Sam's liking for ice cream I said to Graham:\n"Shall we get one for Sam too?"\n"Certainly not," said he whilst paying the vendor,....."you don't buy ice cream for dogs!"\n\nWhereupon he promptly dropped his change on the floor and in bending down to pick it up presented his ice cream cornet right in front of Sam's face.....\n\nNow come on...if you were in Sam's place what would you have done?\n\nYep, you got it.....Sam helped himself to a big lick of the ice cream and a chunk of the chocolate log...... \n\nGraham's face was an absolute picture, and I doubled up laughing as did a few other people who had heard what Graham had said and seen what happened.\n\nOf course Graham had to get himself another one whilst Sam ended up eating the rest of the first one minus the chocolate, which went in the bin cuz we know dogs aren't supposed to eat it. \n\nSam 1 - Graham 0\n\nThat's what you call poetic justice. It was really funny and Graham never refused to buy Sam an ice cream again.....
968960
haha, that is funny. the vegetarian actually thought they were dragon sausages. how lame... great 1.
868004
Yes I have!  With snow and a bonfire and hot chocolate all around!
226714
I had once and it is amazing!\nIt gives you a soothing feeling afterwards!
727771
Nope. I just fried up the Yamster and had a little Yamsteak a while ago. Now I've got gas, too.
98417
Beats the heck out of Tofu. If I'm going to have something rotting inside me I want it to taste good going down. Don't get me wrong, I like my veggies but I gotta have my meat. Come to think of it, might just go and grill me a big steak right now. I'm hungry.
605717
Yes.  If I was a lumberjack and behind a tree I just cut a man in a horrible King costume with a giant head tried to give me a "meatnormous," I would slice him in two with my chainsaw.\n\nWhat is even worse is that the lumberjack then "rolls a log" with the King after eating his "meatnormous."  That is just sick!