Funniest chat up lines you've used and they somehow worked!!?
828809
say" hi my names bond "  they will say "dont tell me james" you reply"no its uni im here to fill your crack"
584634
Excuse me,but can you help me,there's someone i like and i don't know whtt to say to her--what's good pick up line (i know it's silly,)but help me ,what's the best pick up line  you think a guy could use-i mean really -I really like this girl-alot-do you know any ? you must of had some said to you? some silly once i'm sure-- i don't want to look like a jerk-i like her--help me -what should i say--what kind of line would work on you? " she tells -- you say thanks- take it -turn -take a step stop -turn back-use it!\n\nthey laugh anyway
1071394
im talking to a random right now\nhello nicky
482453
hmm i didn't know ink was in chatrooms.\n\nmaybe you need a more exciting font? try instant messengering people who look interesting
908290
call an older person or go to yahoo chat rooms 60-s they should b able to help u urgent u r funny
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
167392
Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
575201
sigh...try the chat rooms...
531896
hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
338087
proposed a guy thru a very romantic message\nand sent another 5 minutes later saying april fool!\n\nand he really believed it!!\n\n\nhe's my friend, so it's ok now....:))
1143570
alright this always works on me say something so cute and random like what kind of boxers your wearing or oh my god i got a chick butt make her laugh she always find something cute to say back and then its an open converstation from there
210953
Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
237777
The best one I ever pulled was in high school.  I still laugh today although I could have gotten in big trouble.  I like to go all the way.  \nI went to the bus stop crying and my friend asked me what was the matter.  I told her that my dad went away for the weekend and I accidently burned down the house.  I was really histerical.  At first they were skeptical but I kept on until they really started to believe.  Ooops! forgot to say April Fool!  At school word got around how I burned down the house and my dad was away and he doesn't know.  By the end of the day the principal called an assembly in the Gym.  I had no clue.  They had done everything so quietly.  Well the principal made this big speech about how she was so proud to be apart of this school and she loved how everyone came together and then she called my name out and told me to come to the front.  She went on to say that everyone heard about my situation and there wasn't one person in the whole school except me that contributed some money to help me.  She said that they had collected $1,000 dollars and she was only sorry that she couldn't do more.  I was so embarrassed.  How was I going to tell everyone that I was April fooling.  I didn't know what to say.  After a few long seconds I finally managed to blurt out the whole story in tears.  I was apologizing over and over again when all of a sudden the principal hugged me and said\nAPRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  she later said she had called and checked it out and found out that it had to be a prank so she thought she would follow along a turn it around on me and teach me a lesson.
428914
well it depends..I've gotten hit on with awful lines but the guys were just trying to break the ice by makin me laugh, but other men just take it to another level when they're actually seriuos!
392381
I had a friend who did that.\n\nI found a cute, funny cut off phrase and I laugh now whenver she starts talking too much. I just laugh and say "Geez, chick, can I say something?"  She laughs too, and then lets me speak.\n\nYou need to find a funny phrase for your friend too that let's her know you have something to say, but make sure it's kind but assertive.\n\nGood Luck
974655
Duh, go to chat room!
597524
send the following: "I sent you mine now it's ur turn"\nThis kind of msg will create a sense of humor and a follow up...