What's the most inappropriate thing that's happened to you as a child?
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I was molested by several family members.
910761
You don't want to hear this because I really don't want to remember it but unfortunately it is burned into my memory. So even though it happened a couple years ago I can still see it. \nA male who was dining with guests started clearing his throat (and I am being polite here) then turned around and let go on the window behind him. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and the restaurant was so appalled they comped our dinner (which I didn't finish by the way).
1080330
Being molested as a child by friend's father and then by a family member
793965
I was 8.  The babysitter and her friends were practicing kissing on me.  I thought it pretty much sucked at the time.  If I only knew back then, what I know now . . . . .
247504
The evening when I held my just-born daughter in my hand. Millions of thoughts crossed my mind, right from Genes to becoming a grandfather one day.\n\nThat evening humbled me, made me forget my anger towards my parents, all the animosity I had with some friends. To that extent it affected me, my mom said with tears, "Im seeing a different son now, this time its for good.."\n\nIn short that day changed me from a "Boy" to a "Man"...\n\n.:Fishie:.
364146
I used to threaten my kids with unbuttoning their belly button and letting their guts fall out!  lol
172652
1st big mistake - Not telling my mom I loved her enough before she was killed(at age 55) by a hit and run.Its been a year.\n2nd big mistake - My ex husband. Child Molester
428943
Ok, one time when I was 10, I was taking a shower an I heard a noise outside. So I put on my bath robe and went outside to see what is was. Mind you, I was home alone. It turns out the noise was coming from my dog, Princess. Well my precios dog turned on me. She pulled my robe off and used it as a chew toy. Now the door was locked but opened but that dog ran in the house with my robe and pushed it shut. It was a BIG DOG! So I was outside butt naked and to top it off, some boys on their bikes were checking me out! Including my crush! I wanted to die! They wouldn't leave. They stayed for at least a half hour. Then some girls came walking from the corner store and they were laupghing at me! I was SO emmbarrased! Then my dog decided to be loyal again and came through the doggie door with my keys. The only part that I knew would last forever was that they used their camera phones to take pictures of me butt naked! They sold them to almost all the kids at school. Then on my way home from school one day, some kids came and took my shirt and pants. Even my panties and bra! Thank goodness their were no adults around and only kids laughing and pointing. But that was my 1st most embarrasing moment, My 2nd was the day after my 10th birthday and after school was over, I was running through the halls trying to get home to use the bathroom but these mean girls caught me pushed me into the bathroom and said they would give me 2 choices, 1 strip butt naked and pee with the door open, or 2 walk around in diapers all day. I choosed the first one. BIG MISTAKE! Those girls made 3 boys and 3 other girls to watch me. It was emmbarrasing! Now you know my sad tales.
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When I was little we were playing under the train bridge. my boyfriends dog went on the track and a train was coming we we're on one side our 2 friends on the other. in a panic we were all calling the dog and she did'nt know which way to go. The train hit her and her head flew off and landed right by my feet it was one of the scariest and horriblest days of my life.
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every day was a whole event when I was in school!!\nThe funniest one happened when I was punished by a teacher by making me stand facing the wall. my father for some reason I dont know until now came to the school and drooped by my class!! I didn't know what to do so I friezed in my place every body stated laughing even the teacher. My father laughed thinking that it was a part of the lesson!!!!
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well, I was 10 and a HUGE little piggie of a boy.  It was a COLD Janurary night in Louisiana and I shat one so large, they had to crack the pipe to let it thru.  That was just girth tho.
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My most embarrassing moment happened one morning when i realised i had forgot to put the bin at the side of the road to be emptied the night before, so i ran out in my night dress thinking if i was quick no one would see me. But i was in to much of a hurry and i slipped and fell and the bin landed on top of me. Just at that the bin lorry turned the corner. I am even red faced telling you about this.
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saddest thing that happened to me? the difficulty of accepting the process of growing up... it's sad and painful and there are so many unanswered thoughts--i'm still in the process, that's why...\n\nsaddest thing that happened outside my house? i think it happened when i was 11. it was a rainy day. a neighbor jumped from his apartment and died on the spot. his funeral lasted 1 week. that was sad...
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OK i was in 5th grade grade and i just had this special kind of braces put on my teeth. for the first week i could only eat liquid stuff. so i when to school and my mom made me some soupy pudding. and i sat down to eat but couldn't get the top off the container. so i pulled one more time and the pudding went all over my pants. everyone was laughing. i had to go to the office and call my mom *sigh* that is one of the worst. but think back now it was funny.
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I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
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i would go back to  when i was 4 and tell some one i was being molested by my step dad.. this has haunted me for years ( espeicially when mom ran into him again when i was about 12)
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yea...i remember my now exboyfriend laying on a bed and me and my friends made him get naked so we could make sure he wasn't "sick". then, it switched and i was on the bed naked while they drew all over me with permanent markers....that was quite the story for mom to hear from a 5 year old.