Where was Moses when the lights went out?   ( this is hilarious!! )?
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in the dark standing next to his two brothers, Aaron and the Phaorah
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Friend, you did not see "Sodomites" out last Friday.\n\nGenesis 19:24,25 \nThen the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, including all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land.
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~Great Orgies Daily?\nJoin Every  Sucker Under-Sexed?\nChoice Hymns, Rich Invitees, Spiffy Tuxedo's?\n\n\nBy the way, check your mythology.  Pharaoh would not like the demotion you attribute to Yahweh, not would Moses.
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Whew.That's a bold post, but funny in a very informing way.  I see there's a lot of imbeciles that just didn't get  that you are pointing out conflicting points in the Bible and in Religion.  \n\nChristians must have had their sense of humor removed at the same time when the docs surgically implanted those blinders.
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It doesn't have to be true. There are no evidences on Moses name being deleted. Egyptologists could not even tell us which Pharaoh Moses dealt with. \nThe only credible source on the life of Jews in Egypt comes from the bible. Aside from that is only movie dramatization.
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Moses a told to do many thing with his staff. To me the most important was to strike the stone in order to get water from the stone for the people. Trouble is next time he was commanded to speak to the stone but he struck it anyway. It was to be a picture of Christ. First he was struck, then if we asked he would give us living water.. Moses messed it up... Oh well in God's grace He gave the people water anyway... He is such a GOOD GOD!!!   Jim
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Moses, as directed by God
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Glad to have you back Moo Man! Panda, Karma and I figured you had just deserted us. \n\nAnd after Ricky Ricardo said it, Charlie Brown followed up. When he had finished, you took over. \n\nGlad to have you back. Take your shoes off (do cows wear shoes?) and stay awhile. Welcome home. :)
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Moses on Mt. Sinai. \n\nHis name I AM
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IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION,IT REVEALS THAT THE FACE OF GOD IS AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN IN FULL STRENGTH! MOSES,AFTER SEEING GOD PARTIALLY,HAD TO PUT A VEIL ON HIS FACE BECAUSE IT GLOWED FROM BEING IN GOD'S PRESENCE!-THE PEOPLE WERE FRIGHTENED! NOT ONLY THAT,BUT GOD IS NOT QUITE READY TO BE AT ONE WITH US--NOT YET...HOWEVER,HE DID SEND HIS SON-JESUS-IN HUMAN FORM,SO THAT HE COULD PAVE THE WAY FOR US TO JOIN THE GOD FAMILY!!! WE SHALL BECOME A SON/DAUGHTER OF OUR MAJESTIC FATHER!--YOUR BIBLE IS FULL OF THIS!!! BUT FIRST,SIN/SATAN/THE DEMONS MUST BE ELIMINATED FIRST BEFORE GOD THE FATHER COMES TO EARTH...CHRIST WILL(WITH THOSE WILLING)SUBDUE AND DESTROY EVIL AND EVENTUALLY ALL SIN TO BRING PEACE--REAL PEACE--TO THIS SICK WORLD...THE SPIRIT WORLD IS FAR MORE REAL THAN US "CLAY MODELS" BELIEVE...YOU CAN'T SEE ELECTRICITY...BUT YOU KNOW IT'S THERE--SAME WITH OUR CREATOR....Phantom of Logic
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The account is found at Numbers 20:1-13; Deuteronomy  32:50-52; and enlarged upon at Psalms 106:32, 33.\n\nWhile Israel was encamped at Kadesh, Moses made a serious mistake. Moses not only was in a highly privileged position but also was under weighty responsibility to God as leader and mediator for the nation. Because of a water shortage the people began to argue with Moses, blaming him for leading them out of Egypt into the barren wilderness. Moses had endured much, putting up with their perverseness and insubordination, their constant bickering and complaining, their repeated displays of a lack of faith.  He also had been sharing their hardships, and interceding on their behalf when they sinned, but for one moment, he lost his meekness and mildness of temper.  Exasperated, Moses and Aaron stood before the people as Jehovah commanded.  But instead of calling attention to God as the Provider, they spoke harshly to the people and directed attention to themselves, Moses saying: “Hear, now, you rebels! Is it from this crag that WE shall bring out water for you?” With that, he struck the rock and God caused water to flow.  But God was greatly displeased with the conduct of Moses and Aaron. They had failed of their primary responsibility, namely, to magnify God’s name.
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Llllllllllllolllllll....hysterical!!!!!!!  The best!  Wish i could contribute...im gonna check back and see what others have to say.  Thanks for the entertaining question!
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Amen...once the light has been "lit".... Luke 11:33 "No one lights a lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden, or under a bowl. Instead he puts it on its stand, so that those who come in may see the light. So keeping on "shining" & may the Lord continue to bless you!
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Parliament lights, baby!!!
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That's funny! Made me laugh out loud.  I understand the reference to Jesus because in Genesis 1:1 it says, "In the Big Inning" :) I didn't know Mary played baseball! Actually, I always thought Johnny Damon looked like a smaller version of a mountain man. :)
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Six weeeks?  Lord that's a long time to hide.  Would you believe I lost mine?  I found them later, but that is the last thing in the world I could ever imagine loosing.  My husband thought it was hilarious, I didn't find it too funny, until it was all over with.  So, I just took the bull by the horns and went to town without them.  Funny sight!!!
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what????\nyour lampshade? how did that happen?