how do you deal with lazy fat pigs like stupid brothers????
815763
Give it a few years. Your brother is very aggrivating right now but after a few years, perhaps you will be the best of friends.
219831
Use the old cop trick and LAY HIS ASS OUT with a PHONE BOOK! It doesn't leave marks. I don't care if the little bastard is M-D, ADD or EIEIO - getting knocked on one's ASS in the middle of a tirade tends to get their attention.\n\n\n********************\nTo troyken2003: What an UNMITTIGATED TOTAL CROCK OF S***...
1012107
Probally hunt your Dumbas* down!!!!
507456
Stop asking them. Keep the petty questions to yourself. My man hates that I ask him to many questions about petty stuff. I still can't seem to keep my mouth shut tho. Good luck with that. Its not as easy as it sounds.
1004427
dirty peapel hom don’t swem at all dont want pig(sop).\n\nAye. Ingle swig pop the flkip bibel. Hymen swort doogle dang.
263118
Because brothers are annoying!  They just like to be a pain!  Mine used to sit on my head and fart!
908588
no way, my younger brother lives for that kind of stuff, he trolls, gets kicked out, re-registers, and then starts all over again.  He and others like him drive me nuts!! I've tried to get him to stop but he thinks its funny to make "morons" mad.  *shrug* what can I say, he's a really winner, that boy!
55670
Punch them before they know what happens! Then tell them when they stand up that you thought they were someone else!
1174167
turn it around on them\n\ntell them to have their wives/girlfriends/daughters to come to work with them and if they say it is okay the men can get buck naked and shake their mini-coopers until the sun doesn't shine but you still won't lower yourself to their level.\n\nIf you humor even one of them once by laughing at their stupid little remarks they will only continue to get worse.
1141506
DTMFA!!!\n\nHey! If you have any friends like you send them my way so I can deceive them and use them and then slowly start dumping them when I get sick of them like your bloke is doing to you!!!
598792
Right off the hopskip...the dumbest one is luncheon meat. Doesn't matter who it is. Pick a dumb one and off you go. If the group gets smaller, survival of the fittest.
963115
Talk to your parents, if he is really a bother they should do something about it.  If he's younger than you and just a "normal little brother" kind of annoying, try spending some time with him when you are free.  Play a game, take him somewhere fun.  Then maybe he'll respect you when you tell him to leave you alone.  If he's older than you and just won't leave you alone, try embarrassing him when his friends are around.  He'll learn to leave you alone.
85228
Get the whole class to gang up on the losers who are talking. It worked in my class. Everyone was so mad at these two guys who that they were all cool and never shut up. so all 30 of us just turned to them in class one day and geve them nasty looks and yelled..(we really yelled) for them to shut up. They found out that they were not that cool and finaly shut up the rest of the year. \nGet numbers on your side and let them know that the class is not backing them up in talking.
457116
fat guys are disgusting!
221790
Confront him or else set a trap.  The sorry thing about a thief is that if they think you are lame-brained they will take ever increasing advantage of you.  NIP IT IN THE BUD!!
1120902
call sumone and dont say anything for a while when the reciever's all "Hello? Hello? Anybody there?" Say "how many times are you gonna say that? Your tearing my ear drums!" Then the person will ask "who do you want to speak with? " OR "who are you?" if the question is who do u wana spek to, answer : you. if he asks who r u, say its none of ur business. then the man'll ask : say OR u just start speaking : your bloody dog, killed my bloody cat, on the bloody road next to ur bloody house. how dare u let tht happen, u bloody person?" or say "i can seeeeeeeee u. ur the fat baldy wearing the towel rite? ha-ha! boy are u looking funny! try losing some weight, fatso." the man will get angry and say "where are you calling from?" answer : from the sky, why? next thing u no, he/she's hung up!\n\nP.S. be sure the guy/gal duznt hav a caller i-d
561050
kick them in the groin and don't worry about their feelings, they probably don't have any anyway. take care of YOURSELF first, because THEY won't!