I would like to stick a gerbil up my behind...?
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Start with things like carrots, just to get your behind a bit more accomodating.\n\nThen try some dead gerbils, just so you get used to the feel of the furriness. \n\nThen go for it with the gerbil, remember though, if you panic and squeeze your bumhole, the gerbil will be squeezed to death, it may even burst open and you will have to scoop out bits of gerbil. \n\nHave fun :-)
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my walls would see the mounted cougar, bear, bobcat, 2 sheep, and albino deer hide hanging on them. they would also notice me sitting here in this big coumfy chair answering your question in my underwear!!!
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Dog humping is a normal part of a dogs life. As a dog owner, you may want to re-position yourself by wiggling your backside to make your dog have to work harder to line himself up. For example you could wiggle left and right, forward and back and lift your back side up and down. This three dimensional re-positioning of your back side will create the following for your dog:\n\n1. A moving target that allows him to be doubly entertained\n2. A more difficult job for him to perform, which will tire him out and make him hump you for a shorter period of time.\n3. A creative way for the two of you to interact - almost like a game.\n4. Entertainment for anyone else watching.\n\nThe trick, according to PETA, is to stay focused on fixing your car all the while you are wiggling your "target" around as your dog performs what comes naturally for him.\n\nIf this is the best answer, please vote it the best answer. Thanks!
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monitorhead someone should tie u up!!! ehehe where do u come up with such stuff!!! still u make us giggle... thnx.. :o)\nwhen I see a dear I go "awwww it's bambi sooo cute!!!) -unless it is one of those real big ones... ehehe :o)
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An extra layer of rabbit fur in your kinky boots would help, oh wondrous queen...otherwise, come here and I'll rub 'em!
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I don't want to  be crittercal, but would'nt it be aardvark to chat poipoisely with animals.\n\n.....woof woof
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Carry around a rabbit's foot or a four leaf clover :P
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If she is not your direct report, tell her to stick it in her butt.  If she is, kill her with kindness and play every dirty trick you can on her behind her back.
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Catch it. Shave its head so I can set my beer on it, and make it follow me around.  Then Put it in a cage in my basement.  So I Can Have my own PET MIDGET.
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No.\n\nCarry a hedgehog as well. That ought to do it.
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I would drink the toilet water.  I know it would be nasty, but surely you could flush it and get fresh water.  I would train the rat to go out and bring me food.....cheese, bread, whatever he was eating, lol.  I would name the rat Harvey.  I would fix him up a little rat home in my abandoned cell.  Heck, I would want a friend in there!  Just me and Harvey, drinking toilet water and eating cheese and peanuts.....
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Push them? :)\n\nWhat kind of "thins" do you want to move?
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u shove a cork up there butt
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Go between their legs!! :)
103330
Try hanging a fake owl...it scares them away....
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Are you talking about a human rat or an actual rodent? If it is a very large rodent, get some rat poison and coat it with chocolate- then put it in a place where the rat will come across it.
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lol. for real? Let's just say, if you have a pet with a hairy butt....well, you can harvest some dingleberries from that area. Good luck with your search...and please....don't eat them.  However, I've also labeled some people I've met as "dingleberries". Learn to distinguish between what's authentic and what's not! lol.