I went into my garage last night......?
813281
I used to hire my van out as an escort!
82073
Most likely your ghost lady was buried under the house.  You should dig it up under there.
510143
I was in a crawl space and I fell through the ceiling over my bedroom... Insulation and ceiling tiles all over, it looked like a bomb went off!
1099985
i heard this strange noise from be hind me and a strange oder filled the room and my but vibrated \nhow weird
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You did the right thing definately always listen to that feeling you had. Call the police department and ask what it takes to get a restraining order and stalker laws in your area. Look into house alarms and always keep your eyes open!  Have a  friend stay over if you have more trouble, buddy system when you leave to work call a family member or friend keep someone aware of you movements at all times so if something happens someone will come check on you or call the police, vary your routes home from work change them up so you aren't as predictable,  and always have a cellphone on and  erady to call someone if you have trouble. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure don't let that scare you. Having a dog may help too. Be careful and don't second guess yourself if he gets worse it is not your fault nothing you did or will do caused this. He's most likely sick protect yourself. Consider a self defense course too scary but may come in handy with him or if you take a trip to NY, NY be safe!
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Someone broke into my car in the middle of the night and stole my wallet!!   Stupid me left my wallet by the driver's side door and i had credit cards, driver's license, work ID and other very important items in there--   I was not only running late this morning to go to work but then I had to wait for the police officer to come and write up the report....    What a day!!!\n\nThank God that an hour ago a lady that lives a few homes away from mine called me (i carry business cards w/ me) and advised me her husband found my wallet inside their garbage can this morning!!!   The money is missing but everything else in the wallet is in there!
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It's not often that something renders me speechless but this completely blew me away!\n\nWhat a set of robbing bar-stewards! I'll bet that little fine will go some way to funding their Christmas p*ss up.\n\nHow on EARTH can they possibly justify clamping you?! Did the dumb a$$ that did the clamping not notice the car had been broken into?!\n\nPerhaps if they had been doing their jobs properly, your car wouldn't have been broken into in the first place - in fact how do you know that one of them didn't do it?!\n\nCan your company not intervene or at least reimburse you for the fine you had to pay? Does the car park have any CCTV? Is there not a manned gate that you have to show your pass to in order to access the car park? (in which case how would you have been able to park in the first instance if you had not shown someone your pass?)\n\nThey are being deliberately obtuse for the sake of it, I would complain to anyone and everyone until I got my money back.\n\nAbsolutely unbelievable!
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you should call the cops and tell them that you had some stuff stolen from your property they may or may not do something about it....
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are you in that room? man you must be in some seroius trouble. i suggest you burn down both doors and do a tribal dance to see wich is the way out.
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take a breath. if this is ur first time...er, congrats. anyways, just go over there and do stuff, watever it is y'all like to do. ask her wat she wants to do, since it is her house and all. have fun
737128
I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
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lmao. U should of practiced with a tin can in the backyard with a haystack behind it. You funny!\n\nPeace! Sorry. Only God can help you now.
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I have been through a Tornado. We moved down into the basement. Do they have anything underground in your building? Storage or parking? I would go down as low and you can in the building and stay in a doorway.\n\nIt has been several hours since you posted, I am wondering if everything is ok now.
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Stand, command it in the Name of Jesus Christ to leave your house. Play christian music all the time. What was going on when it first appeared? What kind of shows movies were you watching? What could have caused an open door for this to enter into your home? You need to find this out, because as long as the doors are opened for evil spirits to enter, they will keep coming in.  \n  I know Christian music will help get rid of this thing, I have had this in my life as well in the past, and by Rebuking it in Jesus Christ name and playing the music , it left and kept my home free of that.
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Honey, I'm home, and I'm stuck in the door again!
312997
I would like to go to the store.  Would you take the car to the garage?
1119565
my neighbour has to slam and bang his door several times when he goes out and comes in,and he is in and out 24/7 at all hours wakes me regularly,so he woke me one night and i flipped legged it down stairs and spoke to him,i was swearing and shouting,then another neighbour came out and backed me up as well as they were peed off with it aswell,he basically said it aint my problem go and see his landlord.so i wrote the landlord a letter and he replied with "if i dont like it move out".\ni didnt pay £140k to have a tosser slammin his door,so from now on every time he does it i jump up and down as i am above him,and walk round my flat stamping my feet as loud as i can,and i know have my tv on stupidly loud all the time,and i am hoping he says something to me,as i will knock him out.