What is the first thing you do if you win Lotto?
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PURCHASE THE CRAPPY TOWN I LIVE IN AND BULLDOZE IT.
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Hi wanna make lots of money???well here is yor chance...\nread this and you will know what i am talking about,trust\nme all you have to do is be honest and follow every step\nand before you know it you'll start getting money...\n\nI started out with $6. Now, I am making thousands. I \nfound this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A \nlittle while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just \nlike you are now, and came across an article similar to \nthis that said you could make thousands of dollars within \nweeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I \nthought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most \nof us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said \nthat you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses \nstated in the article. You then place your own name and \naddress in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the \narticle in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) \nNo catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and \ntalking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. \nI figured: "what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and \n$6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well \nGUESS WHAT!?... within 7 days, I started getting money in \nthe mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but \nthe money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made \nabout $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a \ntotal of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over \n$10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth \nweek and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and \nit's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, \nand 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on the lottery!! \nLet me tell you how this works and most importantly, WHY \nit works... Also, make sure you print a copy of this \narticle NOW, so you can get the information off of it as \nyou need it. I promise you that if you follow the \ndirections exactly, that you will start making more money \nthan you thought possible by doing something so easy!\n\nSuggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it \nout or download it.) Follow the simple directions and \nwatch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And your \ninvestment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)\n\nIMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it \nis not illegal; and it is 99% no risk - it really works! \nIf all of the following instructions are adhered to, you \nwill receive extraordinary dividends.\n\nPLEASE NOTE: \nFollow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000.00 or more \ncan be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains \nsuccessful because of the honesty and integrity of the \nparticipants. Please continue its success by carefully \nadhering to the instructions. You will now become part of \nthe Mail Order business. In this business your product is \nnot solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the \nbusiness of developing Mailing Lists. Many large \ncorporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. \nHowever, the money made from the mailing lists is \nsecondary to the income which is made from people like you \nand me asking to be included in that list.\n\nHere are the 4 easy steps to success:\n\nSTEP 1:\nGet 6 separate pieces of paper and write down your name \nand address followed by the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR \nMAILING LIST" on each of them. Now get 6 US $1.00 bills \nand place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the \nbill will not be visible through the envelope (to prevent \nthievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 \nenvelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed \nenvelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above \nphrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you \nare doing is creating a service. THIS IS \nABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service \nand you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little \nskeptical and a little worried about the legal as
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What lottery did you enter?  It should state on the card/ticket how proceeds are to be delivered.  Most smaller cash amounts you can pick up where you bought the ticket.\n\nIf you did not enter a lottery, you did not win one, particularly if it is 'overseas'.  This is a common internet fraud.  You do not have to outlay any money to receive money from a legitimate lottery.
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Game, set. match!  Congrats on your likely win!
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Your only chance will be to hit the LOTTO with at price of at least $45,000 so after taxes you can keep 20,000.
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Get a job and work hard, or win the lotto.
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Tell him you bought a lottery ticket for him and it hit the jackpot?
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First - did you play in the UK national lottery? Did you pay money for a ticket?\n\nSecond - you and about 10000 other people got the same email.\n\nDo you still think you won the lottery? If so, then do whatever they tell you to do. Enjoy living in a cardboard box.
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Fake!  Just think about your state lottery contacting you that you won.  Okay, you have to have entered or bought a ticket.
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I assume you mean the lotto that is done through the ping pong ball machines.  This cannot be predicted due to the random selection of numbers.  For example if there are 50 numbers available and you need to pick 5, then there are 50 available for the first number then fourty nine for the second (because you already used one!)  Then fourty eight for the third...etc.  So mathematically your odds are 50*49*48*47*46 to 1.  That 254251200 to 1.
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How to win state and national lotteries.\nDo you want to win a BIG, BIG prize? Do you want to have all your financial worries sorted out? Do you want to win the lottery? The secret is very, very simple. Anybody can manage it. All you have to do is buy a ticket with the numbers that are going to be drawn at the next draw. If you do this I can GUARANTEE you will win the lottery.\n\n That's not exactly new information, is it?\n\nNeither is the idea that nobody can predict what those numbers will be. However, when a lottery machine selects the numbers this is in no sense a random action. It is 100% predictable. There is nothing stopping anybody calculating exactly which balls not only will, but MUST be drawn. Nothing stopping you. It will simply take a measuring and timing tolerance at the edge of possibility combined with a huge series of calculations.\n\nYou can measure the balls and know their properties. You can time the intervals between starting and stopping the contra-rotating tumble dryers. You can project the trajectories of every single ball and their interactions with each other. It can be done. But it would probably cost more than the size of the lottery jackpot to fund the project and nobody is going to be very happy with people standing around and timing the balls to that degree of accuracy, because one microsecond will totally disrupt all the calculations. The lottery ball machine is totally predictable and not in any way random, but exactly the same thing can be said about a woman. Both are determined and predictable systems, but they simulate randomness far more elegantly than true randomness would. True randomness is a willo-the-wisp entity, like infinity, the highest prime number and the function of half of the roundabouts in Warrington. Lottery machines are not random, but they are chaotic, and therefore, like the minds of women, very difficult to probe with the crude analytical tools we have at our disposal.\n\nSo, I can't tell you how to win the lottery. However, I can offer you some interesting advice that you might find helpful.\n\nYou have to be in it to win it\nThis is a very common slogan used by lotteries and football pools companies alike. What this slogan is saying is you can't dream of winning the lottery or the pools unless you part with your beer tokens. Of course they are right. If you never buy a ticket you can never win. But how many times do you dream of winning? Do you have to win every week to be happy? Of course not. You only have to win once. So you only have to buy one ticket, at some time in the future to be able to legitimately dream of winning a huge jackpot.\n\nOne ticket will do\nYour chance of winning a share in a big jackpot prize is very low. In the UK national lottery (now named Lotto) your chances of having a share of a top jackpot, by getting 6 balls out of 6 representing the numbers 1 to 49 are 1 in 13,983,816. \n\nNow most weeks people win, often several people share the jackpot. So it does happen. But if you staked £5 every week on those odds you would not have a realistic expectation of winning a share in a jackpot in a normal lifetime. But you knew that anyway, didn't you?\n\nSo you might as well get used to the idea that winning the lottery is unlikely. But it's also nice to have a dream, it is good for your mental health. So here is the secret: Buy a ticket. One day. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.
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win the lottery, or gamble. \n\njust know...you can make huge cash, or lose huge cash. \n\nHard work, and wise investments are the sure way to make money...whether or not it is huge....is up to you.
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This is what I'd do if I won the lottery, this way you don't have every nut-job out there and relatives crawling out of the woodwork at your door asking for everything under the sun. If you want to know how, you need to contact a lawyer and he/she will set you up.\n\nI am guessing that maybe this is the info you want, since your question was more of a statement...
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Dont we all... thats why so many people buy lotto tickets. \nWork hard and keep wishing is all I can tell you. If there is a secret to success I havn't found it yet.
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try this: \n\nget off your chair and shout bogies!! \n\npull your ear to the left, scratch your head, put your finger in your nose and see what comes. show your prize to the person sitting next to you,\n \nask them if they would like to try a bit try with salt or vinegar.
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Be very careful with this type of thing.  In fact, run the other direction.  Hit your delete button first.\n\nIt has been my experience that these types of "lotteries" or "lottery winning numbers" are just a con or scam!\n\nDon't give them any of your personal information, and DON'T send them ANY money!
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win the lottery!\n\ngirls love money. the more you've got the more they can spend!\n\ntrue or what guys.