OK, medium range joke and worth it!?
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Ed-zachary the thing I need this time of the morning to give me a laugh.  Cheers mate.
1042208
this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
734178
I get the point. It's a good joke. However, do you realise that a clairvoyant could actually e-mail you through Answers?\n[Wednesday, 15/11/06 14:31]
682383
The good percent! OOOHHHHHHH. Sorry, just a joke. Not funny of course. Bye.
1093046
Jumping the Gun a bit !!!!
1032708
Dont listen to me... I'm just a youngin trying to get a laugh, but if i had to guess...and this is completely a guess!!!!... "Training& Credintials"
1183008
LOL!! YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?!?
438922
Are people so lazy that they cant tell a joke??\nwell heres one about an optimist sardarji. The sardarji became a major in an army and he led the army to the battlefield.Needelss to say they began to lose and one soldier says "sir, we are surrounded on all sides."The ever optimist sardarji replied"look at the positive side boys, we can shoot at any side"lol.dumb joke.
1009914
LOL\n\nIt's only a joke, hghghghg person. Relax!
1095550
LOL\n\nPeople are still not getting your joke and trying to be serious!!\n\nVery funny.
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Read this joke for a change.....\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, 'Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix.' The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, 'I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.' \n\nThey walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, 'Come on in.' They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' \n'Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.' the husband replied.\n\n'No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.' \n\n'OK, great!' the husband said. ' I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem - it's the least I could do. \n\nAnd you, what do you want?' the genie said, looking at the wife. 'I want a house in every country of the world,' she said. 'Consider it done.' the genie replied. 'And what's your wish, genie?', the husband said. \n\n'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made love to a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.' The husband looks at the wife and said, 'Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care.' The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, 'How old is your husband, anyway?'\n'35.' she replied. 'And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing.'
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thanks again for the chuckle, keep em coming!\n=kizzy=
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are you kidding me?!? bad? its wonderful!
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ooooooooo boy!!!!! *man_!!\n\nahahaha > it's HILL-a- FUNNY!!+ + 10\n\nbut, hey it's somewhat nice and true.. hee:)
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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oh my God, you're still laughing over this? there was the same one that was posted 2 hours ago -- and that was yours too! for 2 whole hours, you've been laughing your @$$ off over this. it's not even that funny. you find a lot of things on ebay, you'd be surprised.\n\nand FYI: i haven't been on ebay for 2 full hours, i just happened to come across the same joke twice -- it's not even funny the first time around. you kinda killed. and i came across the same thing for the 3rd time -- under a different username, i bet that's you again.\n\nit's the corniest F-ing thing i've ever seen.
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Is this a real quetion or a joke. Its not very funny.