Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom!?
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you come in a condom but you go in a coffin
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cricket'r coffins a term used in jest for their kit bags the amount of paraphernalia carried by them on tours makes these bags resemble a coffin it is also jocularly said that cricketrs carry their coffin with them on every tours
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condoms, lots and lots of condoms.
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A female condom is a thin, loose-fitting and flexible plastic tube worn inside the vagina. A soft ring at the closed end of the tube covers the cervix during intercourse and holds it inside the vagina. Female condoms are 79-95% effective. \n\nFemale condoms can be inserted up to 8 hours before intercourse and are only effective when placed prior to intercourse. At first, female condoms can be awkward to use, but they are easy with practice. Take your time and try inserting the condom before sexual play. You can stand with one foot up on a chair, sit with your knees apart, or lie down. Lubrication can help keep the condom in place and lessen noise during intercourse. Adding spermicide before or after insertion can reduce the risk of pregnancy.
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Most condoms are Made from latex, similar to what hospital glove are made from. Latex will break down over a period of time in which it goes brittle and porous plus loosing elasticity (which is needed for the umm  load) and will lead to breakage and rupture. \n\nIn addition, being that most condoms now have added lubricants and medicine to prevent (or try to prevent) the transmission of STD. These chemicals will also break down over a period of time, hence affecting the condom itself.
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Just check the condom
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None. We find candles are more soothing and better for the enviroment, and of besides, we bought a cute coffin purse on ebay and our funds are totally drained. Couldn't buy a lightbulb if we wanted to. Maybe we can return the 7 inch heel boots...
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The history of the condom.
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A coffin.  Umm, is this the Jokes and Riddles section, or do you not know how to select a category yet?
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An Egyptian drawing of a condom being worn has been found to be 3,000 years old. It is unknown, however, if the Egyptian pictured wearing the device intended to use it for contraception, or for ritual purposes.\n\nIn 16th century Italy, Gabrielle Fallopius authored the first-known published description of condom use for disease prevention. He recommended soaking cloth sheaths in a chemical solution and allowing them to dry prior to use.\n\nThe oldest condoms found (rather than just pictures or descriptions) are from 1640, discovered in Dudley Castle in England. They were made of animal intestine, and it is believed they were used for STD prevention.\n\nIn 19th century Japan, both leather condoms and condoms made of tortoise shells or horns were available.\n\nThe rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber condom was produced in 1855. These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides. Although they were reusable, these early rubber condoms were also expensive.\n\nDistribution of condoms in the United States was limited by passage of the Comstock Law in 1873. This law prohibited transport through the postal service of any instructional material or devices intended to prevent pregnancy. Condoms were available by prescription, although legally they were only supposed to be prescribed to prevent disease rather than pregnancy. The Comstock Law remained in force until it was largely overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1936.\n\nIn 1912, a German named Julius Fromm developed a new manufacturing technique for condoms: dipping glass molds into the raw rubber solution. This enabled the production of thinner condoms with no seams. Fromm's Act was the first branded line of condoms, and Fromms is still a popular line of condoms in Germany today. By the 1930s, the manufacturing process had improved to produce single-use condoms almost as thin and inexpensive as those currently available.\n\nCondoms were not made available to U.S. soldiers in World War I, and a significant number of returning soldiers carried sexually transmitted infections. During World War II, however, condoms were heavily promoted to soldiers, with one film exhorting "Don't forget — put it on before you put it in."  In part because condoms were readily available, soldiers found a number of non-sexual uses for the devices:\n\nTying a non-lubricated condom around the muzzle of the rifle barrel in order to prevent barrel fouling by keeping out detritus\nBecause long-distance bombers often did not have toilet facilities, condoms could be used to hold urine. It was common practice to throw the filled condoms from the plane whilst at altitude over enemy territory.\n\nThe OSS used condoms for a plethora of applications, from storing corrosive fuel additives and wire garrotes (with the T-handles removed) to holding the acid component of a self-destructing film canister, to finding use in improvised explosives.\nNavy SEALS have used doubled condoms, sealed with neoprene cement, to protect non-electric firing assemblies for underwater demolitions - leading to the term "Dual Waterproof Firing Assemblies."\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom
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its better to use condoms, its really embarrassing to ask the other person for an std test, it can even be useful for family planning:)
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u mean the question to kentuckybeauty2000's question right?\nits either a headstone or a coffin
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A condom is a device, usually made of latex or more recently polyurethane, that is used during sexual intercourse to reduce the risk of pregnancy and/or some sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV. Condoms are also often used to cover medical ultrasound imaging transducers, keep a sex toy clean, and in cases of toys shared between partners, helping provide STD protection. Condoms do not protect against all forms of STDs. Other uses include holding water, keeping gun muzzles dry, and being a membrane to keep drugs intact whilst being trafficked. They are also known as prophylactics, as well as a number of colloquial or slang terms, such as rubbers.
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I d have to say i hate condoms, but wouldnt have sex without them, its just to dangerous.   Theres a saying, condoms are like eating a sweetie with the paper on, and its so very very true.
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Seein how you're sucking that bottle down, I don't think you need to worry about condoms.  Sluurp & swallow willingly, or loose your teeth.
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On Ripley's Believe it or Not! last week, they showed a man in England who lived in a coffin for almost 6 months so he could set the world record. Your wish is certainly no crazier than his. But where would you get a coffin? Breaking into a funeral home, even just to sleep in a coffin, won't look good on your criminal record.
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Duh!! What do you think, you IDIOT!??? Used condoms are DANGEROUS! Ya know, there are two very dangerous diseases out there called AIDS & HIV. Have you heard about them? Well, HIV is the start of AIDS. Some people just stay with HIV (like Magic Johnson), but sometimes, it turns into AIDS, which is fatal (at least until the doctors find a cure for it). AIDS & HIV can be transmitted from one system to another through two ways: Unprotected sex and using other peoples needles. Which is my USED CONDOMS AND NEEDLES ARE BAD, BAD, BAD!\nOk? Do you get it now?