Remember Eugene the Jeep from Popeye? What the heck's a Jeep?
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The Jeep is supposed to be a creature from another dimensional world, which is why he has the powers he has, such as being able to teleport (fade out somewhere, and fade in somewhere else) and to tell the future.\n\nThe rare African Whiffle Hen was another creature from Popeye. Rubbing her head brought a person luck. When Popeye was first introduced, he was shot fifteen times in the chest at point blank range, by Jack Snork, who wanted revenge on Castor Oyl (Olive's brother) for using the luck of the Whiffle Hen to break the bank at the casino on Dice Island. Popeye rubbed the head of the Whiffle Hen all night long and reappeared in the morning to beat Snork. So Popeye's toughness, his abilty to survive any number of beatings (not necessarily his strength) comes from a 'magical' source, the Whiffle Hen, not the spinach.\n\nThe schmoo (I know you didn't ask about schmoos, but I suspect that they and the jeep are related) is a creature from the Li'l Abner comic strip that reproduced like crazy, and loved to be eaten. When fried, they tasted like chicken, when broiled they tasted like steak. They laid a dozen eggs and two quarts of milk each morning. They had no bones and their whiskers made excellent toothpicks. All you had to do was look hungrily at one, and it would gladly lay down and die for you (so you could eat it.) \nI think they divided by fission like bacteria, so that the cartoonist (Al Capp) didn't have to deal with schmoo sex.\n\nWouldn't it be wonderful if they were all real...?\n\n13 NOV 06, 0309 hrs, GMT.
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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Its a Jeep thing u will never understand it.
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Johnny Test. His real name is Eugene
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WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!\n\nBruce Lee's favorite hamburger?\n\nWho-ppa!!\n\nlol, I'd have to give that one a 1. It's pretty lame
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wait a minute! You guys confused me! Is goofy a dog or is he a weredog/wolf? and what stops pluto from just eating that pesky little mouse?
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we need a clue to answer this question. but is it Eugene
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Actually viper and frogprincess61 are close and right.  In wwII there was a man named Kilroy that worked in the tank factory.  His job was quality control.  He would inspect the tanks to make sure they worked properly.  Once they passed inspection he would write on them "Kilroy was Here" to show it passed inspection.  The logo of the man looking over the fence's origin is lost to time.
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wow it's been a very long long time since i watched popeye and i still love the show...well i identify myself as the tall skinny girl...i don't remember the characters name but yeah i guess that's me.^_^
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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Popeye isn't exactly a model either.
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Back In The Day with Dale Earnhardt Jr.\nGreat question!!
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No weirdo's yet\nIf a canoe with 6 wheels is rolling down a hill, how many pancakes will it take to build a doghouse?\nIn a good mood, yes I am, bad mood, leave me alone
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If it makes you feel any better, I actually bid on eBay for a '63 Ford Galaxie Mayberry Sheriff's car last week!\n\nDidn't win it, though.\n\nI like Mayberry, but anyplace with a name that begins with "Hooter" is going to make it a tough choice...
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The Hummer. Oops... that's the dinosaur of the future. Never mind.
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Lamborghini. I like spelling it.
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WORSHIP JEEZIS!!!!! HE'S A BUSBOY AT THE IHOP OFF OF I-435 AND SHAWNEE MISSION PARKWAY. HE'S A FUN AS$ ILLEGAL WITH SWEET AS$ WEED.