i just spoke to santa and he told me i've been very naughty this year. what should i do?
830215
Oh who believes in SANTA anyway! lol
18243
Take courage and confront him.  Ask him to explain exactly what he meant by those comments, or tell him that you will be forced to report him for sexual harrassment.  Under no circumstances do you report him without first asking him to explain (as it MIGHT be possible the comments were misunderstood... he might just be a poor joker)!
923440
You are worrying too much.  Take your small gift and have a great time.  Enjoy!!!
618357
you suppose to be santa
980583
They don'e say "honesty is the best policy' for nothing.  You told allof us just fine.  Now tell THEM. You were kind and polite with us I am sure you can do the same with them, and believe me people UNDERSTAND, the cost of Christmas is insane and you should not feel the need to buy a gift for every person you know.  Buy for those you can (or want to )  and enjoy the season and the reason for the season - your salvation!
886906
Eating choc chip cookies off of your naked body sounds like the right thing to me. Can i be Santa? :-)
821903
Just say what you just said.  "Hey, wanna go to my work Christmas party with me? It'll be free food and drinks."  Good luck and have fun.  Bet he says yes.
701068
If he's serious about Christmas becoming too commercialized as his reason, perhaps you could give a donation to his favorite charity in his name.  Many charities will give you a card for your giftee letting them know about their donation.
367352
You have a tendency to punish him when he gives you what you want. That will make him close up and communication will be next to impossible. I'm sure you don't do it maliciously, but you should stop to think how what you say might be perceived.
283210
Dress up, get some wigs, some lingerie, something that's totally out of character for you & talk dirty!\nJust do it! You'll have just as much fun as he will :-)
1070354
you dipped you Jolly didnt you ... naughty boy!!\n\n\n('',)\nPeace!
956399
What you should do with your fetish is to put all of that stuff in a box and mail it to President George Bush in Washington, DC. At this very moment he is seaking a solution to the problem in Iraq. Maybe you have gotten a\nhead start on the situation and will ignite his enthusiasm and stimulate his thinking. We need more gifted people\nlike you in this world. Rubber forever!!! Condoms for \neveryone !!! Peace and Goodwill to all of you!!! Put a \ngoat in everyone's driveway.
809762
if you're awfully good, Naughty Santa might pay a visit
69883
Oh oh......I have a good one. After coming off of the holiday season a good way to wrap it up would be to analyze Christmas Carols. For example.....\n\nHave you ever really wondered about santa after listening to "Santa Claus is coming to Town?" He sees you when you're sleeping? He knows when you're awake? Almost makes him sound like a stalker!\n\nJack frost nipping at your nose? Sounds like a social issue to me.\n\nFolks dressed up like eskimos? Is that honestly politcally correct? \n\nDon't even get me started on "Rudolph." there are a million fun things you could do with that one. \n\nJust think of some funny or questionable lines from christmas carols and have fun playing with them. It could honestly be hilarious! Good luck!
903903
I should be getting a good present. I TRIED to be naughty, but my girlfriends turned me down.
922851
Maybe his family likes you and he doesnt want them to know what he's been doing to you. thinking that if he acts the part then the negative attention from you will die down and he can get on with business as usual. What you need is to prove to yourself that he has cheated on you. then you have a choice breaking up before or after each has it's own merrits. do it before and I think it might make you look heartless unless you can show good evidence. wait and do it after to look like you are kind and caring but as long before christmas as possible so that you give yourself some time to get back on your feet so to speak before the next holiday. good luck
1014311
Pick a small basket of the mushrooms and take them to your neighbor, or leave them on his doorstep.  Perhaps with a little note that says "they turned out lovely this year, if you'de like more please let me know, maybe we could trade for some fresh rosemary."\n\nHe'll know that you're aware of his thievery, and hopefully be shamed without you having to darken your own spirit.