What Are Some Good Comebacks When Someone Tells You You're Short?
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1.why thank you, you look great too.\n2.i was mercy enough to give you food in order to let you grow.\n3.gosh, i didn't realize that.\n4.at least i have a longer **** than you right?\n5.compared to yao ming, kobe bryant and whuteva, you're pretty short urself.\n6.that's because you weren't grownig properly when you were little, so your mom had to but you all this nutricious food to make you grow.\n\n\nP.S. how old are you , i thin kguys don't stop growing until loke18 or something.
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just tell them to go fuck themself.. I dont have anything wrong with me but was made fun in scholl for being short and skinny. I was only 5"7 and 115 when I graduated... but people got smart me with me I told them to go fuck off, principles wouldnt do anything so I would throw punches and get suspended, now Im not saying go start fights.. just tell them to fuck off and even the principle whats he going to do, suspend you.. you will get use to it.. between ISS and OSS I was suspended around 45 times 9-12th grade....
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tell her you were kidding around
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You could try this:\n\nSay 'Boss, what would you do if I called you an ass***.?\nHe'll probably say 'I'd fire you.'\nSo you say 'Boss what would you do if I thought you were an ass****'\nHe'd probably reply that he 'can't do anything about your thoughts.'\nWhich leaves you free to say 'Boss I think you're an ass***!'\n\nHee Hee!\n\nDave B
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Yeah, that gets annoying. I'm the type of argumentative a** that will always fire something back to make them realize how stupid of a statement they have just made. Try something like this:\n\nGirl: "All men are assholes"\nGuy: "Well I guess that means that all straight women are stupid, because why else would they be with or want to be with an asshole?"\nGirl: "We don't want to be with an asshole, we want to be with a nice guy"\nGuy: "Well then you have either just admitted that there are nice guys, making your previous statement false, or you have just admitted that you want to be with a guy that you know doesn't exist, which is ridiculous, and only suggests stupidity"\nGirl: "You're an asshole"\nGuy: "That may be true, but I'm right...and thats all that matters"\n\nWarning: This approach will certainly not get you laid....but it is funny, and it will point out the fact that she is wrong to make such a statement.
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"Bend your knees and lift with your legs......not your back!" \n\nWorks so much better when picking things up. *wink*
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Best: "Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?....A girl has got to have her standards."\n\nWorst: "Yo Adriene"
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One of three things. I'm a little over 6'4" so they notice my height, get told I always smile. Either that or when deployed they notice DurkaDurka my Belgian Malinois. Hopefully its me... but I wonder.
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The best response i heard to someone bragging they were street smart was:\n\n"So what, are you Sesame Street smart?"
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How about this:  "Please someone look at me!  I never got any attention as a kid so now I will SHOCK you into noticing me!  Please, PLEASE LOOK AT ME--SOMEONE--LOOK AT ME!!!"
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Make like a goalie and drop it\nmake like a politician and lie\nmake like the wind and blow\nmake like a fire and go out\nmake like a really serious answer on Yahoo answers and be ignored\n\nOK these are crap but what do you expect from me? witty remarks?
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the worst..."you don't look your age." and "How far along are you?" when you don't know if they are pregnant.\n\nThe best..."you look fabulous"
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Punch them before they know what happens! Then tell them when they stand up that you thought they were someone else!
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hang around people that dont make fun of you\nalso you probably shouldnt have asked this question here if you didnt want to get bashed down by idiots
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I would apologize to the girls for thinking of them as objects (boobs, tushes, etc).  Tell them you know that you were insensitive & will try not to be in the future.  Also, why not ask them to let you know in the future if you do say something insensitive again as you want to learn how to improve. That way they'll really know that you mean it.
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I like when when they joke around or do something foolish to get your attention. How are you like?
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"You're so small. You don't have anything. You need to get some meat on your bones."\noh, and of course!\n"Use some alcohol. You're breaking out."\nYeah... words from my best friend! And he calls it "being honest"...