this goat kicked me in the balls ?
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might be see a doctor
528105
It means that i need milk my balls
593236
Yes you are very sick, you should go to the doctor and have your balls chopped off.
1137275
You need something called Horney Goat Weed. Look it up on the internet>
592013
If you're through screwing those goats, would you please quit attacking my country? No, actually, I'd just ask him which one of his legs he wants blown off first.
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My 1st reaction is to give it right back to 'em, but then I think, this is gonna come back on me cuz snotty/SNOOTY people seem to "run in packs". After 1 very public personal attack <on me>, I've really tried to 'disconnect' a bit. It's easy <and CRAZY> to let people ya don't even know get your goat.
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Make you annoyed or angry.\n\nOrigin\n\nThe dictionary definition of goat is 'a ruminant quadruped of the genus Capra'. What's that got to do with being angry? Well, nothing - 'get your goat' appears to be a stand-alone phrase with no connection to ruminant quadrupeds.\n\nThe phrase originated in the US and is first seen in print in 1909, in a fanciful story about a burst water pipe. That's in the US newspaper, the Stevens Point Daily Journal, Wisconsin, May 1909:\n\n    "Wouldn't that get your goat? We'd been transferring the same water all night from the tub to the bowl and back again."\n\nThe first non-US citation, isn't until 1924 in John Galsworthy's story, 'White Monkey', and even there it is clearly seen as a recent innovation:\n\n    "That had got the chairman's goat! - Got his goat? What expressions they used nowadays!"\n\nThe following year, The (London) Times printed a piece in memory of the recently deceased Friedrich Baedeker.This includes a side-swipe at American tourists and uses the phrase as a typical piece of Americana:\n\n    "... goggled Americans whispering aloud, 'Wa-al Sadie, these durned three star things get my goat'!"
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OUCH!! I know horses that would love to kick you right now and watch out for animal rights groups suing you if you keep making such derogatory comments towards animals.
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Sounds perfectly normal to me. You are just into serious kink, are looking for someone you kick to beat the crap out of you...sort of a sexual thing you have gotten into. No problem, but be careful of lost blood, it can add up. Suggest wearing pointed cowboy boots, kicks are much more effective if you can puncture skin while kicking...very manly. LOL
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Men are dogs girl, that just what they do! The next time one smacks you on the butt just throw him a bone and he'll leave you alone...or your can kick in the balls!!!\n\nEdit: Response to Afronigga\nI actually was just making a silly comment from my own experience but since you commented to me here's my response to you. \nIf this is a smack on the butt during sex play then that's one thing, but you know as well as I do that there some rude disrespectful fools that don't even know you like that and just come out the blue and smack you in the butt just cause they like what they see. It's happen to me many times and the two worst times was one once in front of my man which caused a major fight and the other where I had to kick one clown in the balls because he proceeded to grab other parts of my body and didn't want to let go and had the nerve to be pissed because I was trying to get away from him. No self respecting woman appriciates that and man who disrepects in that manner deserves a slap across the face and or a swift kick in the balls!
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He still has balls. He was hit on the balls, but the other guy was shot before he was able to chop them off.
659103
beat the shit out of the person pissing you off
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That's Odd cos"after he recovered" WOW how hard did you kick him?\n\nSeems like his re-action was a bit extreme to me, I have always thought any guy who slaps a woman gutless...\n\nSurely tho when you purposely kicked him you had to know he might lash out,sounds like you took it too far...
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The Bitch knocked me up
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eh running with bulls
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No...it's just being a goat.  Instead, take a water bottle with you when you are going to be near the goat, if it tries to head butt you, squirt it in the face with the water.  Goats are smart, and they don't like to get wet.  It only takes a couple of times, and the goat will figure it out and quit head butting.
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In self-defense, I would kick the HELL out of his testicles.\nThat would let him know not to mess with me.\n\nGuys already know not to mess with me. ;)