Will Santa have problems flying his sleigh because of the new restrictions from Homeland Security?
815241
Santa has a long standing, top level security pass. It allows him into no fly zones, and across borders with impunity.\n\nYour presents are safe this year.
794252
So no presents for you this Christmas!\nGo out on Christmas eve night and look for moving lights in the sky.  My kids have told me it is only an aeroplane.\nI don't believe them.
1164746
Used to work for a charity that regularly sent kids to Lapland.  \n\nHaving regularly had to deal with the elves in his press office, I can assure any children reading this that Santa is very definitely real.
949806
Of course there is a Santa. He represents the magic that is in the air at Christmas time.That has to explain how all the things seem to get done.
1132751
No, but people flying them can depending on the circumstances....
779105
Yes. The motor vehicle agency is trying to crack down on illegals getting driver's licenses. Also, because of the threat of terrorism, many states are now requiring photo licenses and several forms of proof of legal residency before they will issue a license.
2107
There is almost always a spending limit.  It is also frowned upon to tell the person who their "secret" santa is until the day you open the gifts.
1087201
I had never thought of this, but now that you bring it up I think there's a good possibilty. Superman goes arounf saving "good" guys and fighting "bad" guys, just like Santa judges if people are "naughty" or "nice." Since they both have this superhuman powers, they think they have the right to judge people and go on power trips. Like you say they both fly, although Santa uses reindeer and a sleigh, but they both also have a fondness of the red suit and how else could Santa vistit all those houses in one night, if he were not in fact "faster than a speeding bullet?" They are both apparently fireproof and like the cold. Santa lives a t North Pole and Superman's Fortress of Solitude is in Antartica.
811803
I'm dreading what this is going to do to my bottom line.  Money is already tight for me.  But that's ok, I've felt safe.  Now, not only will I be paying higher taxes (less take-home pay) but I will have to get a new security system for my home for all the illegals who will be coming in and taking over.
327961
He'll figure it out eventually and there really isn't any reason for you to spoil some of his innocence. But if you really want to, try to tell him about how impossible it is for twelve reindeer to to fly and carry around a fat man and presents for every kid in the world. Also, reindeer just don't have glowing noses. Unless they are genetically mutated. And even if they could fly, they probably wouldn't fly fast enough to get to every single kid in the world during night time. Because of the time difference, he can't be everywhere the same night at close to the same time; he'd have to be faster than a speeding jet.
1075084
lmao!\n\nAlberto's just gonna breeze on through Customs...
175606
50 yards and santa claus' sled
572982
You can actually get a waiver on that for $30 bucks at the DOR.  You have to fill out a little form promising not to knock over power lines on the way up and to try avoiding flights over North Korea...but other than that its not a problem.
1042800
As of the 22nd of June we are at ELEVATED (1to 5 is alevel 3).\n "At this time, there is no credible intelligence to suggest a specific or imminent threat to the homeland."\nYou can get more info in the below website.\nhttp://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/display?theme=29
936817
didnt you know that its the in thing these days to help keep the new slim and trim hip Santa from falling down on his butt when he slides down the chimney.... hahahahaha!
748340
Not to much since the real meaning of Christmas is becoming taboo. \n\nI heard that the toys for tots rejected a talking Christ doll, because it would offend people. But the people that it would offend have no right to even be recieving those toys since it is for CHRISTMAS.\n\nQuote from the Article\n"As a government entity, Marines "don't profess one religion over another," Grein said Tuesday. "We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family." " http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061114/ap_on_re_us/jesus_doll_rejected
954694
here comes santa clause, here comes santa clause ridein down santa clause lane!!! i just had to type the whole thing... lol... my daughter told me this...