Another Little Johnny joke!!?
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Yes ! Missing of small things like periods can cause serious problems ...They can entirely change the meaning of  a sentence and a life as well !! Thats what the little Philosopher Johnny wanted to convey to his teacher ! Ha Ha Ha ....it was an Excellent Joke ! I loved it !
847131
LMAOO i absolutely LOVE this one!!!!\nu should post more..\nfrom one to ten...this one is a 9!!\nthanx soo much for the laugh!\n=]
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Never heard that one before!!  You had me goin for a minute, lol!!  Thumbs up on a good laugh!!\n\n\nOMG, PEOPLE, it's a joke!!  Don't be so critical.
1015843
Strange but Quite Hilarious!!! Good Joke!!! Rating-9/10!!! Continue posting some other jokes!!!
370888
good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
961960
..."A small penis that doesn't work"...\n\nHa,ha,ha you are funny.where did you get  this silly story?
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a joke: no! hehehehehe
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Read this joke for a change.....\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, 'Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix.' The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, 'I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.' \n\nThey walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, 'Come on in.' They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' \n'Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.' the husband replied.\n\n'No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.' \n\n'OK, great!' the husband said. ' I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem - it's the least I could do. \n\nAnd you, what do you want?' the genie said, looking at the wife. 'I want a house in every country of the world,' she said. 'Consider it done.' the genie replied. 'And what's your wish, genie?', the husband said. \n\n'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made love to a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.' The husband looks at the wife and said, 'Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care.' The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, 'How old is your husband, anyway?'\n'35.' she replied. 'And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing.'
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mary was sitting in her class theres this kid named johnny sitting behind her she was up late last night and soon falls asleep while asleep the teacher asks her mary who was hung on a cross?? johnny (from behind) took a pin out of his pocket and poked her she awoke and yelled: jesus christ! the teacher said correct then mary fell back asleep. the teacher later asked mary who is our lord? once again johnny came to the rescue this time she yelled: God allmighty! correct  mary fell back asleep later that day the teacher asked mary what did eve say to adam after they had there 21 child? as expected johnny came to the rescue and poked her with a pin this time she yelled: if you stick that goddamn thing in me one more time Im gonna snap it in half the teacher fainted.\n\nThree people in a car crap shut up and manners crap falls out shut up takes his place shut up goes way to fast the cops pull him over the cop asks whats your name? shut up.whats your name? Shut up. weres your manners? back there picking up crap.\n\nthere is this guy on a plane and he has to use the washroom really really bad but the mens is full so he asks the flight attendant if he can use they ladies washroom she says ok but whatever you do do not press the atr button he said ok. in the washroom everything was going great but then he got to curious and pressed the atr button. Automatic Tampon Remover it ripped his nuts off. thats all for now hope it helps!
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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oh cool! It was my mum's birthday today as well! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!  here's a joke....\nLil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."\n\nSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.\n\nThe next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."\n\n"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."\n\nThe little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh it."
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
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Hey!!!!NICE!!!\nI really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!\nI give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.\nI hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!