If you kill my dog don't expect me not to kill your cat?
829656
I don't have a cat either. Do you really have a dog? Or does Louis Farrakhan have a dog? If  you don't have a dog, adopt one from the animal shelter! There's lots of good dogs that need homes.
1041821
I don't get it. If he's not dead why are the cats preparing to bury him.
939711
People dont like killing a dog! ....:D  (No offence to lawyers is intended, I love em really!)
1004007
Yes they can, rarely happens though!\n\nThis brings up another question...if at cat is swallowing a mouse and chokes to death, who killed who?
1083694
Absolutely not.\nIf am friends with a cat does that make me a cat?\nNo.
618437
I don't like cat's, but that is not the point.  Yes I will pray for the cat, the "insane" owner, and the soldiers in Iraq.  \nGod bless you and the cat
116418
YES if i thought for one second they were going to hurt me and people yes i would. the bible says though shalt not kill and in self defense it is different because it is not murder. now if there was a way of not doing it sure i would perfer that but if i had to dont think i wouldnt. i would do it in a heart beat cause if i dont kill them then they will kill me.
942028
My cat, yes. But I'm very catlike, and I know how they play. Humans on the other hand....their mind games are so off the wall that I don't really want to be human at times.
920187
I hope so or my cat, named "Cat", won't make it
973623
There's this wonderful little device that goes for about 10 or 15 bucks.  Its a motion detector that attaches to a garden hose.  Set it in the yard and point it to detect whenever someone goes through your share of the yard.  Her cats will not cross once they've been sprayed once.  If she turns it off, you should set it so it sprays her before she can get to the valve.  As for the gate, get in her face and demand that she show you the same courtesy she demands of you.  Oh, and go get your dog back.  Borrow somebody's video camera and set it in the window to monitor her behavior toward your dog.  If she is shooting him/her or throwing things at him/her, you have grounds to have her charged with animal cruelty.  Wouldn't that be a gas?  Miss SPCA getting sued for animal cruelty.\nhttp://judgeright.blogspot.com
720029
Run it right over every time...is what I want to do, but I find in such situations you always react in some way. If the cat runs out you will react, if its just sitting there on life 8, down and out and wanting it over, do it a favour and floor it.  Seriously, swerving and putting a moving object of tonnage into an uncontrolled skid is no option to splatting Felix.  Incidently in the UK you don't have to report to the police running a cat over, whereas you do if you run over a dog.
729696
It all depends on the dog.Most of the time I'm not but there are some dogs I fear.
1014253
I'd die for my little brother, because even though we don't always get along, he can be a really awesome kid. I'd also die for my boyfriend, and probably for my cats- I know how odd that sounds, but they've helped me through really tough times by being willing to just sit and cuddle with me when I'm sad, and I don't know what I would do without them. Animals are a lot nicer than people most of the time. :)
427070
LOL... no, but what should really worry you guys is if a cat is watching.  You know how they are with dangly things.  LOL\n\n*hugs* ~:)
638667
who cares   i shoot any cat i see
1111369
you can say that again.i have had pets all my life, and i know for a fact that my dog Sheena, will be in heaven, when i get there.i love her with all my heart.she was a German Shepard and Doberman mix.she past away 2 years ago.she had more feelings than all the people in this world.of course,all the ignorant fools would cross the street, because they thought she would bite them.now i don't have anyone in my life.i mean i have my mother,trinity,but i don't have an angel that i can call my own.when i see all the women on yahoo,it keeps tug-gin at my shoulder,whats miss-in in my life.i guess this boat will never reach shore...\n                                  God Bless
152787
this one I got via e-mail:\nDear Dog and Cat,\nWhen I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.\n\nThe dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.\n\nThe stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.\n\nI cannot buy anything bigger than a king-size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping. They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.\n\nMy compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.\n\nFor the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge.and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. (In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years... canine or feline attendance is not mandatory).\n\nThe proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs' or cats' butts. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.\n\nThese things are simple enough to understand so I ask that you please stick to them!\nThank You\nYour Owner/Chef/and Personal Valet