what is your worst date and the cheapest date you have ever been to?
816999
The worst date I have ever been on would have to be with 'fingerless clubby'  Yes it was a horrible horrible internet date, and here is the story.  I met this guy on the net.  He seemed really nice, and he was good looking in his pictures, very nice when we talked over the phone and after about 2-3 weeks of talking on the phone we finally decided to meet in person and have dinner at applebees.  When I arrived I sat at the bar and had a beer while I waited for him.  About 5 minutes later I hear this voice call out my name, it sounded like a little kid.  I turned around and I didn't see anyone there.  Then I heard a voice say 'are you Tiffany?"  Thats when I looked down and saw a munchkin, he looked like a munchkin anyway.  I wanted to pick him up but I refrained.  He couldn't get on the bar stool, so I downed another beer and we went and sat at the booth.  I was sooo embarrassed, and I ordered another beer very quickly.  When I got a good look at him I noticed he had hearing aides in both ears, and was missing his fingers on one hand.  I felt bad for him, but I knew this wasn't going anywhere.  I just wanted to leave.  After we ordered dinner (yes I ate with him) and downed another beer,   he started talking about his club feet and how he was in the process of getting them fixed.  He also had a hairy nose.  I just couldn't take it anymore and I ran to the nearest exit, with him of course saying Tiffany wait!  Oh god please never ever let that happen again.  I also met another person on the net that smelled like as s.  It just doesn't work.  Screw internet dating.
14933
I've done so many outrageous things, that I can't pick one that is the most outlandish!  I'm not sure my current boyfriend knows about all of them, and I certainly do not want to start anything tonight!! I would say, to be on the safe side... that the craziest thing I've done to date was when I flew to Boston from St. Louis to visit an online friend.  Turns out he had a one room basement apartment with only one bed.  Keep in mind that I had never met this person until I visited him. I chose to stay with him in his dinky apartment and sleep next to him for however long I was there.  (I think it was like 4 days or so.)  I told my boyfriend at the time that it was an old friend from school that I was visiting.  I was very young, and the guy I was visiting was a VERY big guy! I must have weighed 105 lbs., and he about 300.   I was outrageously stupid to do what I did.  Nobody knew exactly where I was. I didn't own a cell phone at the time.  I had no money. I could have been killed.. seriously!  But fortune smiled on me and I had the most wonderful time.  The guy was a complete gentleman who truly wanted to show me the sights and introduce me to new foods and people.  I do not recommend ANYONE doing what I did.
74223
My first date was to the junior prom...... and oh boy was it a disaster...... glad I dont have to do that again
214403
The 'worst' ?\nI am having lunch by myself, in a cafeteria, and this guy walks up to me and asks 'Hey are you Cynthia ?'\nI politely reply, 'No !'\nHe next asks : 'What's your name, then ?'\nI assure him, that it is no concern of his.\nHis parting shot : 'Well, do not feel sorry some day - that you missed having lunch with the future Pres of the US !'\nThe very worst, that one !\nThe best ? Well, that's reserved for another answer !
719200
One of my first dates was a total disaster. We had plans to drive to a a zoo in a city about 3 hours away. First off there was road construction so we had to take a detour, the detour was not marked clearly and we got lost. We spent two hours trying to find our way back. We stopped for dinner at some little dive of a restaurant. When the server came around, he was carrying the tray with food on it for us and another table. I ended up having two plates of food in my lap. No change of clothes. So we drove around trying to find a mall. When we finally found one I was too embarrassed to walk around like that. The guy actually swapped jeans with me, eventhough my jeans were wayyy too tight on him. He walked around cracking jokes to everyone and had me laughing my *ss off. We got me a pair of new jeans, and swapped back once we got out to the car. When we do finally get to the zoo, we had an hour till it closed. But we figured what the hell, we'd already been through alot to get there. So we're walking around, and go into the primate house. One end had glass, but at the top it was wire cage. We got p*ssed on (good thing we weren't looking up). So the whole drive home we both drove with the windows down cause the smell of monkey p*ss was so strong we were both sick lol. I actually ended up marrying the guy :D.
1031963
How about a bad break up story? \n\nI was waiting for my b/f to bring me my boom box to teach a dance class. He was supposed to be there by 8pm. We waited and waited for him. At 2am when the place closed, I walked out with my students and friends to find a note on my car. He said that he had waited for me but since I didn't come out (like I was supposed to know he was outside!), he had to leave a note. What it came down to was that he was a coward and couldn't break up face to face and in front of my friends. \n\nAnyway, after telling me that afternoon that he loved me, he told me in the note that it wasn't working out........what a loser! I am better off without him!
473254
LOL!!! My bad experience was my first experience and I was traumatized after it and almost made it my last LOL!!\n\nA friend of mine set this date up. (she's lucky I still called her a friend after that) I was a lil greeny, just turned 18 just graduated. I did not really date in high school. I liked the guys, they liked me but I just did things in groups and  had a blast. ANYWAY...the guy called me, his name was MIKE..he sounded so cute. I asked my friend what he looked like. SHe said OH He's tall, he has a tan complexion, dark hair and glasses, brown eyes, he is really cute. OKay, I was picturing this muscle man with dark hair, good looking, wire frame glasses, tall, and someone that I would just melt for if I saw him. \n\nI was so nervous. \nWell....the next day was the big day. I was all ready to go and nervous...OH SHOOT!!! LOL! the guy comes walking up...about my height 5'3"...mousy brown hair and thick glasses, the goober was wearing a white shirt and tie, he was all dressed up, for gosh sakes we were just to a movie. I thank my luck stars it was a double date, because I wouldn't have survived the night and I would've had to kill him if he touched me. I opened the door, my father is standing their, I am tucking my fathers sleeves signalling to him that I did not want to go. LOL! My mother was whispering just go, geez. NOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL!! THe guy hands me these half dead roses wrapped in green paper that he cut off of a rose bush and he said "I brought you some roses, I thought that it was something I was supposed to do" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!\nI felt totally weird with this guy. \nOkay...so we went to my friends house and picked them up, meanwhile I was leaning against the door , it was locked, but I was clutching onto the handle. \n\nOkay...we WERE supposed to go to a movie, we didn't...the goober had to show us where he worked, he thought that I would be impressed with the fact that he created and built things out of plastic, we spent 20 minutes watching a stupid machine make caps for wesson oil bottles. Then it was getting late, so we went to Red Lobster, instead of watching a movie (because Mike claimed that it was too late) we ended up going to his house and staying their until 2am watching this retarded video on old time inventions. \n\nHe commented on his messy house and he said well if I had a woman to cook for me and clean my house while I worked my house wouldn't look this way. I then said that I was tired and wanted to go home. I was so glad to get home. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! LOL! I relive those feelings whenver I tell the story, but I bust a gut. LOL!! That was 16 years ago. That was one of the traumantic moments in my life. LOL!!
674371
the place where you first met or where you went on your first date
1092747
I have one for you.  I used to live in Columbus, Ohio, and I'd put an ad in a Single's Magazine.  There was one lady that replied that seemed relatively nice, so we agreed to meet at a restaurant one day.  When we met she was so nervous you could cut the tension with a knife.  I don't remember what we talked about or for how long we talked but after the date was over we never saw or heard from each other again.  She was relatively nice looking and had a pleasant personality, but no matter how hard I tried I could not get her to relax.  I  could honestly feel the tension so bad that I felt I was being pushed against a wall.  Definitely a very strange experience because I don't think I'd ever scared someone so bad in life as much as I think I scared this poor woman.  Oh well, I chaulked it up as one for experience.
1163208
ya, my date had a tooth broken, and we had to leave the dinner\nand go looking for the dentist.
360620
BLAH....I was set up on a blind date by one of my friends. He took me to a convenience store and bought me a hot dog and a 2 liter of coke then took me back to his house to watch a movie. There were so many piles of dog crap and the stench was horrible. I stayed about 15 minutes and left. The next day while I was out he left a baseball cap and cheap diamond earrings for me on my porch. He called later that night to see if I got the stuff, I told him yes but I couldn't accept them..he told me he loved me. I returned the things to him and never saw him again. Fukn weirdo!
1164262
All that is crazy! It was just a date!
351837
i went on a date with this guy to a park. I guess he had been drinking and he puked all over me. I never saw him again. the worst part was that he called me everyday for a month after.
672315
The best was on our first date in a restaurant. We finished a bottle of wine and he raised his hand to call the Waiter for another. I said something like 'Oh no! no more!' to which he replied 'please let me, even if we don't drink it, it buys me more time at this table with you'. Even now, years later, he will still say things like that.\n\nThe worst ever chat up line I heard was as a Teenager, a Chap said to me at a dance ' Get your coat, you've pulled!' poor boy got an extremely curt reply!
671026
Wow, That sounds like you had a pretty crazy night. My worst date would have to be with this guy name Eric. We had gone out to eat and then he took me back to his gay brother's house and we walked in and his brother was on the couch having sex with some guy. His brother started yelling at him and everything and they got in this fight and they went off into the back bedroom and left me there and I ended up having to call my friend to come pick me up. I never went out with that jerk again.
1154602
My date and I wound up talking in the car late at night, parked in the lot after watching a movie.  While we're talking, he noticed an old lady having trouble starting up her junky car.  He went to help her.  \n\nThere was a jogger who saw the problem they were having and he and my date got on the rear of the lady's car and started pushing so that the lady can get a running start at the wheel.  They were pushing for about 50 yards when suddenly, the engine comes to life and vrooom!  The old lady drives away without even thanking them.  They're flabbergasted, surrounded by a cloud of exhaust gas.  What made it hilarious was that the jogger dude wound up spraining his ankle while he was pushing the car.  We had to drive this total stranger to his house because he couldn't walk.\n\nThat wasn't really cool but it made the date a memorable one.  Also, it gave me an idea that my date was a very kind and helpful fellow.
160192
TELL YOU  " Ive had Worst"\n\nTHis hurts the most, and definatly a turnoff, that just says you are AS bad as the WORST shes ever had.