Funny signs. chech these out?
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what a cracker 10/10 brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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you're very funny!\n\nteeheehee ;)
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Its called....ACHOO SYNDROM...sounds funny but true...type it in a search bar..you will see
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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To get the stick out of their butt, lighten up, & dont take things so seriously!  Have a little fun & a few laughs!
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laughing my a s s off :)
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I'm not sure the spelling is right.  I suppose there are tone marks too but you can't write them here.  I can help if you can scan that note as graphics and email it to me kn_bui@yahoo.com
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:) happy \n :( sad \n ;) winking \n :D big grin \n ;;) batting eyelashes \n >:D< big hug \n :-/ confused \n :x love struck \n :"> blushing \n :P tongue \n :-* kiss \n =(( broken heart \n :-O surprise \n X( angry \n :> smug \n B-) cool \n :-S worried \n #:-S whew! \n >:) devil \n :(( crying \n :)) laughing \n :| straight face \n /:) raised eyebrow \n =)) rolling on the floor \n O:) angel \n :-B nerd \n =; talk to the hand \n :-c call me - New! \n :)] on the phone - New! \n ~X( at wits' end - New! \n :-h wave - New! \n :-t time out - New! \n 8-> daydreaming - New! \n I-| sleepy \n 8-| rolling eyes \n L-) loser \n :-& sick \n :-$ don't tell anyone \n [-( not talking \n :O) clown \n 8-} silly \n <:-P party \n (:| yawn \n =P~ drooling \n :-? thinking \n #-o d'oh \n =D> applause \n :-SS nailbiting \n @-) hypnotized \n :^o liar \n :-w waiting \n :-< sigh \n >:P phbbbbt \n <):) cowboy\n:-?? I don't know - New! \n %-( not listening - New! \n :@) pig \n 3:-O cow \n :(|) monkey \n ~:> chicken \n @};- rose \n %%- good luck \n **== flag \n (~~) pumpkin \n ~O) coffee \n *-:) idea \n 8-X skull \n =:) bug \n >-) alien \n :-L frustrated \n [-O< praying \n $-) money eyes \n :-" whistling \n b-( feeling beat up \n :)>- peace sign \n [-X shame on you \n &#92;:D/ dancing \n >:/ bring it on \n ;)) hee hee \n :-@ chatterbox \n ^:)^ not worthy \n :-j oh go on \n (*) star \n o-> hiro \n o=> billy \n o-+ april \n (%) yin yang
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You still walk funny!\n\nI love funny walks!
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Try Tickle.com. They normally have some weird quizes.
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1- Number 1\n2- Number 3\n3- Number 2   \n\n\nNumber is some funny Shi t lol!
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Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
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Insert *something funny*
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Great Joke, I can sign out now with a big grin, thanks for that\n:D
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OMG. This is a riot!! Thanks for all the tips. Maybe I should print them out and slip them in my purse for emergencies???
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lmao: laughing my a$$ off
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1. ummm... Not THAT funny. Ironically funny, though\n2. Great!!\n3. Jeez... People!! (really funny)