Drug test for opiates;will i fail?
830144
I'm pretty sure that Soma is the brand name.  Carisoprodol isn't an opiate to my knowledge, otherwise I don't think it would be sold on the shelves... I've found it listed as a carbamic acid ester.
815217
Good Luck I don't think you will beat it I know someone that bought things over the Internet and it never worked and I think they will pay attention and notice that the pee is cold.  When looking for a job it is best to stop doing drugs.  Some company's do the hair test and that will show for years
1138446
I dont know. What substance are you talking about? This has a table that will tell you.\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_testing
1027630
I have been giving the very test in which you are trying to beat. I will tell you that there is nothing out there to detox you or mask the fact that you used drugs.\n\nCollectors know all the tricks and the scientist that test the urine test for everything under the sun including the drugs.\n\nThey test to see if it is male or female. They check to see if it is human or animal. they check to see if it is dilute from to much water intake, they check for foreign substance used to through the test off.\n\nIf the test is done in house, and if drugs are present in you system it will show imediately. The collectors check for the temp of your urine, and if it is any hotter than 99 degrees or colder than 98 degrees the test will be invalid and you will be asked to give another sample within 15-30 minutes.\n\nBelieve me when I tell you that there is no way to beat the test. Stop doing drugs plain and simple.
608650
First thing to remember is that it takes, naturally, 30-45 days to clear your system. \n\nThere are products on the market that you take a few hours prior to the test, these are basically a diuretic, they make you pee so much that when you finally take the test hours later, there is no THC (the drug that they test for) in your system at that time. This is only good for 1 test, as a few hours later the THC count will be up again as it is flushed out of your blood and into your urine, so timing is everything.\n\nIf its a blood test or a chemical analysis of your hair, then you have a problem! If the hair one you can always shave off all your hair just before the exam so they can not get at it! But would not suggest draining your blood!\n\nhttp://maxpages.com/daniss\n\nThis website sells goods that will 'supposedly' help. Have never used them, but if you have no other option it has to be worth a shot! For piece of mind you also might want to buy a drug test from someone like\n\nhttp://www.drugteststrips.com/\n\nUse the detox kit, then do your own drug test to see if it works, if it does not, and shows the drug in your system, then at least you know you are going to fail so you can spare yourself the embarressemnt and just not turn up for the test! \n\nFor other companies that supply the drug tests, just type in the search \n\nDRUG TEST \n\ninto goggle and it will give you lots of different suppliers of both testing and detoxing kits.
635903
no, but if you took Tylenol with codeine you will.  My dad failed a test for coke and had to bring the doctor prescription in to prove that he had a legit reason to be taking the codeine (since it's controlled)  He hadn't taken the codeine for over three weeks when he took the drug test, I guess it just stays in your system for a long time.
268379
They don't specifically say, but I know the labs test for different drugs all the time.  If there is a new drug, or if a drug increases in popularity, the lab will start screening for it. \nMy recommendation is not to do drugs, and then you won't have to worry about a positive test.\nThey may test for everything, and they may only test for the "biggies" - you never know, and they will never tell.  I have heard of Commanding Officers sending special test requests to the lab.\n\nFrom the link you provided:\nDoD labs are equipped to test for marijuana, cocaine, amphetamines, LSD, opiates (including morphine and heroin), barbiturates and PCP. But not all samples are tested for all of these drugs. \nEvery sample gets tested for marijuana, cocaine and amphetamines, including ecstasy. Tests for other drugs are done at random on different schedules for each lab. Some laboratories do test every sample for every drug.
669643
Nope.  If you think you can fool a drug test, you're probably still high.  \n\nYour best bet is to come clean with whomever is administering the test BEFORE you pee in the cup.\n\nThen, quit smoking and get a life.
504696
Not likely. Not only that, most places that test for drugs (especially if this has anything to do with "the law") also test urine for dilution, since this is the most common method people tend to use to try to mask (or get rid of) the drug from being detected in their systems. Usually, what else is "looked for" are the common ingredients found in your over-the-counter type supposed "remedies". None of them work anyway, and if your urine is found to have any of those common components (like in those drinks you can buy that supposedly work)- or your urine has too much water in it, or the ph level is off, usually this will count as a "dirty u.a.". Meth usually takes 7-10 days to clear the system, sometimes longer, and there's really not much you can do at all to "speed things up". Your best bet- in the future, is, to not use the drug.\n\n-Tera (time4u420@yahoo)
920479
8 pints of water will flush out your system plus this...................................................\nThere are commercial and household products that will help you pass the test. Some people are objecting to commercial products because they "are just trying to cash in on the War on Drugs." They also charge high prices and water alone tends to work for most. Also, be aware that Texas outlawed products with the sole purpose of creating negative results on urine tests. I have put a © next to the commercial products to indicate that they are developed specifically for beating the test. Those of you that oppose them or reside in Texas can skip items with a ©. Ignore money-back guarantees. Companys that suck in thousands of High Times readers make so much, that a few returns from motivated users are insignificant. People could even get away with offering a money-back guarentee for Goldenseal because all the water that people drink with Goldenseal causes most of them to pass. Some companys don't keep their word. A urinator who tested positive sent the lab results back, only to be told that marijuana is illegal. He was not even compensated for buying a failing product. \n\n5.THINGS TESTED TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES\n\nLaboratories know how easy it is to tamper with urine samples and alter the results. Labs often do tests to find out if the sample is legitimate. \n\n5.1 Color:\n\nIf a urine sample looks clear, the lab will suspect that it's watered down. They can't report it as positive, but they may reject the sample and inform your employer that you tried to beat the test. If this happens, the sample might as well be positive, because you won't get hired. Take vitamin B complex to color your urine yellow. \n\n5.2 Temperature:\n\nUrine should be between 91 and 97 degrees. NIDA certified labs will verify temperature. If it isn't, they will suspect you added water to the cup, or used substitution. Disposable pocket hand warmers (sold in department stores) will keep a urine sample warm, provided that the urine is in a condom or douche bag. \n\n5.3 Creatinine:\n\nCreatinine is a substance produced by vertebrates, and it shows up in urine. If someone substitutes their urine with something other than urine, like Mountain Dew, they will test negative for drugs. The testee will most likely not get away with it because Mountain Dew contains zero creatinine, and labs test creatinine levels to ensure that the sample is valid. Creatinine levels drop below normal when people dilute their urine. This tests to ensure that the subject didn't drink unusual amounts of water. An *accurate* creatinine "clearance" test would require a urine and blood test 24 hours before the drug test to determine the normal creatinine level for that individual. This is almost never done. You should still be cautious because they do often use the inaccurate method of comparing your creatinine level during the drug test to an average. Eating foods rich in protein like red meat will slightly increase creatinine levels. There is no significant variation between vegatarians and armavors, so the effect protein has is little. Sexual activity also raises creatinine levels. I doubt sexual activity influences creatinine level with much significance. However, a vegetarian that doesn't have much sex should be concerned. People who are drug-free sometimes lose their jobs for having too low of a creatinine level. \n\n5.4 pH:\n\n> pH is often changed when people spike their sample with household products. Use caution when doping urine, pH is usually tested. \n\n5.5 Specific gravity:\n\n> An unusual specific gravity indicates that a sample has been tampered with. \n\n5.6 Age:\n\n> Age can not be tested using urine. There is a rumor that approximate age can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It's a myth. \n\n5.7 Gender:\n\n> Gender cannot be tested either. As with age, there is a rumor tha
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First off, thanks for staying drug-free and passing the test!\n\nNow, please ignore the foolish advice to drink 3 quarts of water -- it's possible to get water poisoning by drinking too much water and it can be FATAL!\n\nYour problem is not unusual at all, actually.  Many people have problems doing this in the presence of another person, especially a stranger.  However, for legal reasons (that actually protect YOU if you're drug-free!) a monitor is required to view the flow of urine from the urethra into the cup and to certify such under penalty of perjury.  In some non-justice related testing, such as pre-employment screening, alternative methods are used to verify that the sample is legitimate such as taking the temperature of the sample immediately after collection.  Unfortunately, this won't work in your case.\n\nYou might ask if a blood test could be used in lieu of the urine test.  Not all jurisdictions allow this and those that do may require you to pay the increased cost for blood testing but it's worth asking the question.\n\nFailing that, you're going to have to work through this on your own.  Try to psyche yourself up prior to the test.  Remind yourself that you ARE drug-free and this test is going to PROVE it to the world.  Picture yourself having successfully completed your probation or parole and NEVER having to do this again.  Anything that will ease the mental block for you.\n\nOnce you get a couple of clean tests, the folks there will come to accept the fact that you have problems doing this and may ease off the pressure a bit.  Actually, they deal with this on a daily basis but there's no way to separate the scammers from the folks with difficulty in providing a witnessed sample until they become accustomed to dealing with you.  In the best case scenario, they might use the same witness each time to help make it a bit easier on your though local policy may prohibit this.\n\nIt does help to have a bit extra to drink prior to reporting to the testing facility.  An extra cup of coffee or can of soda or two will usually suffice.  Don't overdo it though as excessive intake can be dangerous as I mentioned earlier.  It's also possible that the test could come back as "diluted" which would require you to retake the test.  This is a common ploy for drug users to try to cheat the test but it never works and if you're truly drug-free you don't want them to think that you're trying to get one over on them.
141960
I knew some people in the Air Force who tested positive for drugs. First, he needs to get a military lawyer. He will suggest a hair sample test for the drug. However, if you are guilty of doing drugs, they will have to put you through a rehab program before you are dishonorable discharged.
359174
Nope, will not test positive for anything at all. You are thinking it will test positive because it has a stimulate effect. However, caffine and nodoz is nothing like methamphetimine or cocaine. It does not have any of those properties in it. However, if you took sudifed you should worry about testing positive for meth. Sedifed is one of the active ingrediants used to make meth. So, if you are being tested on a regular basis do not take sudifed. \n\nAlso, Poppy seeds can get you a positive test on opiates. poppy seeds are from the plant made to make opuim. You can find poppy seeds on more food items than you think. They are on those nummy tasting muffins, in breads, and other foods. So be carefull what you eat, make sure poppy seeds are not in it.\n\nDo be carefull because foods can and do give false positives on drug testes, and if you are being tested while on probation or parole, the officers are not very understanding. You probation or parole could easily get revoked. \n\nGood luck, and read food and over the counter labels.
1132694
If you took two hits and haven't taken anything else, then more than likely it won't show up. Urine samples make up a majority of the drug tests used today and they are not that accurate. I used to administer them and there are a certain percentage of "allowable" residues that show up on the tests all the time. These low levels are included because of all the false negatives that would show up if they weren't. Therefore you should be fine. But as mentioned, you should always drink plenty of water to further dilute the sample.
994653
im a medical assistant at a drug testing facility. we have to tell people that the test in inconclusive or "non-negative" because we cant tell you that its positive. more than likely it will be if they sent it to the lab though. some medications, however, do show up (pain med, etc.). if it were diluted (too much water) it would have showed negative on a quick screen. (those only show neg or positive). e-mail me if you want to.
725036
Unless drug testing is a condition of employment, and you agree to it, drug testing at random is a farce. I was fired from a job for a positive drug test(pot), although it was a weekend recreational use and left with no recourse. Absolutly ridiculous but I was aware that I could be tested. Their loss...
199597
sumtimes thouse drug test do make mistakes. Yet, if u really didnt do anythin and u failed it, have no fear. Yet, if ya did do sumthin then, ya might wanna take sumthin to release those toxins outta yer system or just man up and take whats coming. I dont live with my folks anymore, so if they sent it to them they cant really do anythin, since i dont live under their roof. Yet, if i did live with them, depending on the circumstances, id prolly be nonchalant and say,"i duuno what they talkin bout, it must be a mistake." then id go and get the system flush and have no worries.