An old hillbilly farmer?
827277
now that was really funny! great one!! like it alot!! (specially the mule - sure it's not for sale?)
1114020
He's an old guy trying to get into heaven.
1017635
only for the right price,\n\nhe's getting older, still a only a so-so fielder, and strikes out too much...\n\ndont get me wrong, i still think it would be great to have him, but not for the whole farm...
1183163
Its called a corn shucker. Surely you can find one at the library, or on the web. Maybe antique tools, or small farm equipment. If your town still has a hardware store as opposed to home improvement centers, they may be able to help. Old sears or John Deere catalogs may be helpful.
933126
fellow farmer has recently bought one for around £40k
1002284
An old geyser like me?
397920
hahaha... he's just an old southern crazy guy... he's mostly harmless until people listen to him without thinking...
162461
Becuase he is old and has a shoulder injury.
399355
"were both farmers!" hehehe i love that joke!!!cracks me up everytime!
422075
Yea. You are still proccessing somethin that belongs in the agriculture catagory. Why wouldnt you think that? You are still working on the farm, and having to do things old ways, yea it qualifys.
891766
Perhaps they are old fasiond
688858
depends on who old the guy is
423177
Yes on an old farm where I kept my pony it was going dusk on a warm summer evening , I was walking down the yard to my van  Id left 3 kids inside waiting for me and I saw a figure of man in black glide over a wall walk across the drive behind the van the 3 kids saw him too and was screaming . The man disappeared in to the hedge . When I asked the farmer about it he laughed and said which one the farm was 400 years old
889193
check the farmer's almanac. This is pretty accurate. My father's a farmer:)
730973
Let me help find Timothy.\nHay Timothy,  Hay Timothy,  Hay Timothy, Hay.\n\nNot answering, I guess he is out in the fields with Buckwheat and Alfalfa.
1048650
Oh thats just wrong!!  \n\n*****  Alright you've just proved to me that you're a narrow minded inbred hillbilly.
596098
Wow - I just did web search for "Gibson Banjos." Do that first.  You may want to just contact the Gibson Banjo Company and see what they say.\n\nYou could also probably get an appraisal at elderly.com - Elderly Instruments.  You may want to email photos of the banjo to them and a history of the instrument.  Maybe call them first.  You could browse through their vintage instruments for sale.  (Why on earth would you want to sell the banjo?!) - M