If your mother is a lawnmower, and your father is a garden rake ...?
818392
If my mother where a lawnmower and my dad a garden rake then I would be a hoe ,  and be would all be in the shed so I have no idea how many pancakes the damn dog is getting except for the amount of doggy poo that is stuck on the back of my head and in my dad's teeth and my moms nails.
1023097
if it was both of my parents i would tell them to increse my allowance then i would use my feet to pull both of them up!!! ;)
894419
if i twas my mother who was being cheated i would tell her,but iwouldnt tell it to my dad if my mom was cheating on him,i dont know why~
971992
if the fence seperates your yard from her yard, as far as i know, both are responsible for a new fence. i'm sure it would be easy enough to find out
636247
your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldererries!
952329
only if it said "mom" or "dad"
1013186
i'd have to say neither, i've never had a close relationship with my mom and i dont know my father so......
405628
Yes, unless you inherit.
980538
Your maternal grandparents are your mother's parents; your grandparents on your mother's side.
461170
I am 1/2 the age of my mother, and twice the age of my daughter.  My mother worked in an arms plant during world war 2.  My daughter works in an arms plant now.  My father was 14 years older than my mother, and my wife is 14 years younger than me.  What color is my hair?
1101109
you were a smith, carpenter, or farmer of some sort.  You pretty much did whatever your family was doing.  You could possibly be put into an apprenticeship by your parents (if you were a boy) and then you could learn the business/craft and take over that business eventually.
1167656
Got grass?\n\nYou grow it, I mow it.\n\nGrassBusters or LawnBusters
1139996
Mow lawns? Beg your parents?
907922
dig someones garden for them & mow lawns etc nice physical work !!
851473
If you love your mother more than your wife, then you're not a very good husband.   End of discussion.
7450
I am just guessing, but my stepfather used to joke about doing just this, so he would not have to mow.\n\nI can certainly imagine that a landscaper would not want to come home and mow their own yard.\n\nGod Bless,\n\nRobert
604537
hmmm why don't you ask your mother? I am sure she would be very interested in what you are doing. She would be the one to tell you.