What is the funniest or cleverest drag name you've every heard?
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My own - Tess Tickles. But check out the winners of the IAGSDC Honky Tonk Queen competion:
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Funnel Cake knocks Copycat down!\nn
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Whitey-b-white!  I have to laugh, most of the people answering this don't even know what a b-girl name is!  lol
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i wrote one called drag queen barbie's evil twin the other week, its a punk song using mainly powerchords 9as it the limit of my songwriting ability) i would give you the words but it is such a cool song i wna to keep it and am afraid that you prob play it better than me but here is the first verse and chorus, im keeping the second verse the brigde and the middle 8 though sorry.\n\nnow dont be stupid baby.......\nI know im blonde but you know that dont mean a thing.\nI know what you did baby......\nYou made assupmtions but i guess that you though the wrong thing........\n\n\nCos im drag queen barbies evil twin\nDrag Queen Barbies Evil Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiin\nIm a supersonic quadrophonic disco queen\nYeah drag queen barbies evil twin.\n\nIf you use the drag queen barbie concept and make it big all i ask is that you mention the kitty on your album sleeve and pay homage to me ever year.
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i have thought up the weirdest names but anyway...here goes....\n\ngirl: hermia\n      raven\n      rein\n      larissa \n      rachelle\n      helena\n\nboy: julian\n     jared\n     sid\n     langdon\n\n....pretty weird names...hehehe
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Ranma Saotome,Akane Tendo,Ryoga(p-chan so cute),Shampoo\nMousse,and many more. All of them are my favorites because all of them are really funny and sometimes stupid dont you think. he he he.....
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Thanks for asking, my opinion is:\n\nPrettiest - Betty, Funniest - Fred\nCutest - Pebbles.
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Brittany - You've got your spawn, now dump Kevin's freeloadin, dirty wifebeater wearin, pants saggin like he's black wearin, wack lyric spittin wanna be pimp azz and let Shar have him.\n\nWhitney - You used to be the shiznit, now you're look just like the fiends that I pray don't ask me for ten cents at the stop light. Why'd ya do it, Whitney?  Now, when I hear "I have nothing", it sounds like a crackhead beggin her dealer for a free hit. "I don't wanna have to look very much further.."lol\n\nMichael, Pedophile if ya nasty! - The only thing that can help him now is if he went blind and moved to midget land where he can THINK he's molesting young boys.\n\nBrad - You done messed up now! You let this crazy biatch put the hoodoo on yo azz and now you'll be vacationing in third world countries picking flies off your caviar.\n\nKatie - You done messed up now! You had a baby with this crazy azz dude who thinks he's a reincarnated smart guy and read a couple books while in the lobby waiting for his pysch appointment at the Scientology Celebrity Center so know he thinks he's a friggin expert. AAARGGG! Just kill yourself now!\n\nMichelle - Strange things happen on the set of gay cowboy romance sets. Like instant proposals and pregnancies to divert attention away from those all to real steamy, gooey hot kisses between Heath and Jake OFF CAMERA!\n\nHeather - Beat the shiznit out of the skank biatch. Who the hell does she think she is sniffin your leftovers.
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hey hun, well we call fred " kermie the fred"  and as you know i have so many different nicknames , chuckles, rocker chick, arianne, elf, though i call my girlfriend yappiola and skankiola and she responds to it...cherry red;s other nickname is betty crocker cause she is moist and easy ( my mom gave her that one believe it or not ) lol
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well my name is Amanda some call me hug n kissle but my brothers have made jokes since my childhood about me being A man da! even though i am 100 percent woman I share this joke any time someone insists on repeating my name after i have already told them normally so that my smart a__ sarcasm jumping in
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I associate names with people I've known and all 3 of these have good connotations for me. They are all great names! \n\nIf I HAD to choose, maybe I'd go with Kristina...you can do many variations with it: Kris, Krissy, Tina, Kristi...depending on her personality.
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boris is by far the best he is so funny\n\nmy hubby agrees i had to ring him at work to tell him!
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Ok. Eastenders gotta be Minty\nCoronation Street gotta be Shelley\nEmmerdale I think Chas\nHollyoaks I haven't watched for about 6 years but it used to be the bloke now in 2 pints - will something? (name completely eludes me!)\nFriends definately Phoebe\nand Big Brother Nikki coz she is sooooo funny!!
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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Jen-atalia (as in private parts). My name is Jenny. The most common nickname I have from everyone in Jen-nay.
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Love your name Mac Hine!!! George is great on Howard, and he is hilarious!! I love when he says Bukakke!
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Only one I can think of, is "Tracy" by The Cuff Links.\n\nBubblegum, but kinda cute.