Which would you rather be a Fly or CockRoach?
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Roach- they can survive anything!! But I'd have to be a male roach- female roaches stay pregnant for the rest of their lives... no thanks!
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Here's a thought....\n\nAfter Mr. Fly is tired out from a day's work of swarming around and eating from trash bins, dog poop and road kill, he buzzes on over to your house and takes a rest on your kitchen counter - right where you make your PB 'n J.  He visits various other spots in your house - including your shoulder - before finally landing on your ceiling, where you end his life with a swat and thus disperse his microbe-ridden remains throughout your living room.\n\nYet as filthy and annoying as the fly is, I'll take the occasional dirty rogue fly over the persistent cockroach infestation any day of the week.
500646
Boy, i having hear this for a very long time...A spanish fly is something that a guy will slip into a girls drink, so he can have sex with her...Only a PIG would do this to a girl,because thats the only way these Pigs can get sex...Just a bunch of dirty nasty PIGS....\n Clowmy
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This takes one back to the age old question, what do you do with a dog with no legs.\n\nAns.  Take it out for a drag.\n\nA Fly is a Fly unless it is a zipper.
758465
Bugs Life.  I used to major in Entomology so there are tons of things wrong with it, but it's a laugh.
423204
It would definitely be flying,because it is the only thing that can give you a pleasure incomparable to anything on this planet...this way you can touch the sky,fly like a bird-why do you think all birds sing?i think to express their happiness from flying above the clouds,from plunging downwards when they are high or ascending suddenly when they are low...it is the only of the five things mentioned that can make you feel totally free.besides,after having tried one bungee jumping,i think i have the knowledge of what it is to fly(even for a short time).I will not deny,of course,that the other super powers are alluring,but flying has always been a dream people would like fulfilled.I must add though,that as a guy,i wouldn't mind having the X-ray vision(hello ladies!!!) or invisibility ,or either one combined with telepathy(wow!),but this would be to serve personal interests,and as Spiderman said:"great power means great responsibility"...speaking of personal interests,freezing time would be an invaluable skill,since there would be no bank left unrobbed(and no remorse too)...
550962
Probably? Cockroaches are really though. They survive quite a long time even when disected in a lab because of a diffuse nervous system.They have a series of neural ganglia in segments along their bodies so if one part of their body is cut off the remaining nervous system can still function to maintain the rest of the cockroach.
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are a health hazard not only because of the risks posed by cockroach antigens to asthma sufferers, but also because they can carry disease-causing germs and because some of the methods traditionally used to eliminate them cause additional health hazards. \nAny home can have cockroaches. However, there are steps you can take to prevent cockroaches from becoming a problem in your home; identify the extent of and solutions to any potential cockroach problem; and reduce or eliminate cockroach problems.
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You know that funny. . . A cockroach wrote in just the other day asking why you exist.  Got absolutely no answers
666793
Cockroaches drinking beer....what could be funnier
580440
Birds. Just to fly they'd need more brain power.
269404
cockroaches and polar bears...  ;)
785452
The correct anwser is \nPapa Roach - To Be Loved\n100% Correct
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If you love someone, you'll turn into a cockroach.
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Lmao!! This question cracks me up....couldn't stay away.\n\nThis is how I see it: Both would definitely be...well, let's just say, weird. Think about it though, if you were one inch tall imagine what other types of creatures will be roaming around down there with you. Snakes, spiders, ants (remember they can carry 100 times their weight) milipeeds, small rodents, beatles, ticks etc. etc. Imagine it...all just your size or larger.\nThen what? Suddenly you're dinner! \nGive me 20 feet anyday!\n\nThanks for the laugh! Wonderfully silly question.
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You answered the question urself\nBUTTERfly..........DRAGONfly
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Cockroaches are primarily nocturnal.  This is simply a mode of behaviour that evolved because it is more difficult to find prey visually in the dark - so cockroaches are less suceptible to predation in the dark.  They have evolved to respond to bright light by running and hiding in a darker location.