My wife says she's gonna stuff the turkey?
813449
He's so full of crap I don't think much stuffing will fit in him.
26393
Whoops! Dude, you're so skaaaaarrroooood.\nGet the girlfriend another present, tell her the Wal-Mart card was a gag.\nWhen your wife says "What the......?!?!?!?!?" Tell her you wanted to show her that you still see her as being THAT sexy, and go with her to use that gift card.... Then make a New Years Resolution to drop the girlfriend and make your marriage a priority.
1141515
Yes I would, My private stuff is MY private stuff..  My husband wouldn`t even do that.. I`ve been married 36 years.. SLoooow down.. \n\nI mean how is she suppose to say oh, Buy you a gift if you are all in her business? Or maybe she keeps a journal of her deepest thoughts and emotions. You don`t get to pry into that.. \n\nWHAT WILL BE, WILL BE. You can`t make someone love you or be faithful, But you can be assured you will find out either way.. \n\nIF she is NOT happy with you, Believe me she WILL let you know.. \n\nShe is allowed to have friends. You don`t get to choose them. She had friends before you.. And she has a right to choose them or get rid of them. She is a free person with all the rights God has given her to live her life.. \n\n\nA relationship MUST be built on TRUST.. IF you can`t trust her you don`t have much of a relationship. You are insecure and it is  VERY common, But you and she need to work on the trust issue.. Good luck and God bless. {:-)\n\n<><
794398
Yes, yes and yes ... no need to explain ... she's at home all day ... what else should she be doing ... freaking watching soap operas and talk shows ... she should be giving something back to the household if she's not helping financially ... she gets mad that you take a nap cause she just sits there all day and waits for you to get home .. tell her to pick out a hobby or something .. buy some cook books - cooking isn't hard ... tell her you feel she's not attributing to the relationship in the way you expected and you feel like you're doing a lot of the hard work .. and for what .. so she can get fat on the sofa all day .. good luck dude .. lol .. can't stand lazy b*tches .. I work full-time, clean the house and cook dinner for my family ... it's not hard ... I do it out of love .. and I know how hard my man works - so cooking dinner is nothing .. he'll clean up so it works out perfect .. you need to come up with something for her to do and fast or you're going to be fighting a lot in the future ... !
761150
First things first...Laugh.\n\nPick up the turkey, rinse it off and move on.
902425
you are a greedy S.O.B. she is your wife. she is entitled to anything that is yours. she needs to save some money and DIVORCE you
325370
greet her at the airport with her favourite snack and make sure she comes home to a clean house.  she'll be hungry and tired after such a long flight.  might not be romantic but be assured it will definitely be appreciated. that's what i'm hoping my hubby will do for me when i return from seeing my family in the us too.\n\n\ni have no real good suggestions but want to say she sounds like a lucky lass :)
868823
No.  You want good food that you know is good on Thanksgiving.  You were just being real with him.  Nothing wrong with that.
893298
turkey-jerky, canned cranberry, and a box of stove-top...along with a letter of gossip and family-guilt....(OH,and Rolaids!!)LOL!!
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This is neither a joke nor a riddle, but hey...\n\nMAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,\nMAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.\nMAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.\nMAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,\nMAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,\nMAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
789659
Tidying up.... I would expect my big rough gruff man to bring home the meat... lol... or Ellie29uk of course.
345887
Rather than fueling her paranoia, I'd probably just give her a list of the stuff you want from the cabinet.  Hopefully she'll take the hint.
566644
You really must cut your ties! May I suggest that you take a few food items to her, explain that you cannot afford to do this on a regular basis. Once there, have a good look around the home. Is she still useing you? Should you contact the proper authorities because there really is no food?
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hey dont be so panic....there must be some reason why she is behaving that way...are you a nagging hubby( for a change...hahaha)...well it happens when person keeps complaiing about everything ..and when he is never happy with things....do you complain about the food she makes?? do you complement her if she prepares good food for her?  do you try to prove how she is wrong in bargaining?  may be because of some reason she must have lost her confidence...\n\njust talk to her and ask her..everything will be ok....you know what when we cross 60 we again start behaving like kids.....may be she has started behaving little early...so handle it patiently and as both of you dont have kid...you got to care for each other...\n\nso best luck!!!
505788
sounds like your daughter is running the show.  let her get good and hungry.  i bet she'll eat then.
197009
put a chunck of man meat in her mouth
892182
turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, fruit salad, tossed salad, green bean casserole, and pies\nyou can buy pecan pie to simplify things and coolwhip\nput your turkey in a broiler pan insilde a brown paper bag to hold in the juices...it works great....buy cranberry sauce to help and mix fruit cocktail drained with mandarin oranges and pineapple and coolwhip for the fruit salad....have a great time....relax\nget ppl to bring stuff too..