the blonde guy's lunch?
816498
That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
101107
if it was during their lunch break, it could mean they were both hungry and didnt want to eat alone. They might also be work friends.
1151126
Sees a buxom blonde waitress (reading her name tag),\n "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
1094643
Both...at the same time.  \n\nThat's right...a hot, sticky, sweaty threesome.  A blonde sandwich and I'm the meat in the middle.\n\nYuuuuuuum Yum!
383865
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat. \n''NO!'' yelled the blonde. \n\nThe guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again. \n\n''NO!'' the blonde yelled again. \n\nThings got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped. \n\n''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy. \n\n''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?'' \n\nThe blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
762924
Ha ha ah! Yeah, that blonde is smart! ^_^
587294
Wow, he is Spanish so he probably likes some kind of food from there. I beleive he is married. I saw a match with him on tv some years ago and they should his fiance on the screen, so I would think by now they got married. But, I truly dont know whether he is currently married or not.
972272
How funny is that, I guess the salesman is going to have his breakfast, lunch and dinner in one meal. Just picturing him eating all those patties makes me laugh even more. Poor guy trying to sale his vacuum and ends up stuck eating all that and some. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
667035
WOW ! smart - blonde -\nand a lesbian .........\n\n you can;t be that perfect !
675606
Ummmm...yeah...hah,hah..dude! You gonna Bogart that or what? Where are the Doritos? What was the question?? \n\nLet's order pizza dude I am munching big.\n\nWhat?
1057488
That guy is a total F**KWIT. Soooooooooo uggerly.\nProbably a few pork pies short of a picnic, too.........
323073
because he is hungry!!
708530
you should ask if he wants some lunch or something... then ask for sex.
783607
Isn't that like when two men sandwich themselves around a girl.\nGod Bless
429432
Start with "Hey, want to go to lunch?" and go.\nLet it start as coworkers.\nUnderstand that men at work are on guard due to harassment charges by disgrunteled coworkers so he might be very flighty.
1051549
Quarter pounder, this is my friend.\nMy friend, this is lunch.
307898
i can not decide which one so i am doing four.\n*Q: How do you confuse a blonde? \nA: There are millions of ways. One way is to tell her to stand in the corner of a circular room. \nComeback: \n*Q: How does the blond confuse you? \nA: Comes out of the circular room, saying she found the corner\n*A blonde walks into an appliance store and up to the shop assistant. She points to one on the shelf and said, "I'll have that TV." The shop assistant replied, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." And the blonde has to walk out of the store. The next day, she then dyes her hair brown and walks back into the appliance store. Again, she goes, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." She walks out, once again, frustrated. She figures, now, that the shop assistant obviously recognised her face from last time, and she goes to have surgery on her face. She waits four weeks, just to be sure, before walking back into the appliance store. Once more, she says, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." The blonde now finally gives up and asks, "How the hell do you know I'm a blonde?!" The shop assistant replied, "Lady, that's a microwave." :)\n*Three blonde friends are walking down the road. One finds a bottle and opens it. A genie flies out and says, "I will give you each ONE wish." \nThe first says, "I want to be 100% smarter." POOF! She turns into a brunette. \nThe second says, "I want to be 50% smarter." POOF! She turns into a redhead. \nThen the third says, "I want to be 100% dumber." POOF! She turns into a guy. \n(Alternative version: Then the third says, "I want to be smarter than both of them." POOF! She turns into a guy.)