heres a joke for all !!!!?
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Oooooooo that's Dirty. I love it. I got a good one too:\n\nA couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.\n\nThe wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.\n\nShe joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.\n\nShe let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her\near and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.\n\nJust before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.\n\nShe was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."\n\nThen she asked, "Did you dance much?"\n\nHe replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
876308
Good joke.\nLittle sh1t has an answer for everything!
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
538539
OMG!!!! Hahahahahahaaaa!!!! Freakin' hi-Lar-ious!!!!!!\nNever read it that way. Hahahahahahaaa!!!I'm sooo gonna tell all my friends and my family this joke!!:)\n\nThank you sooo much for sharing!!:)
435779
Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
273504
i think thats a joke dear.. be careful..
275985
I think your joke fell on deaf ears. \nSarcasim is really wasted here. Of course, it could be because the majority of answers on YAHOO ANSWERS are 15 year olds. \n\nAnyway, I got the joke, now what do I win?
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Those of you who accused this joke teller of being a twat and racist read all the writing if you're able. He did say it was a joke. Also look at Al V's response....\nI wish you lot woul lighten up...after all let's have a laugh before the buggers blow us up.
958120
Brilliant joke you are very funny!
888279
two points very good (joke)
776984
LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
1164692
oh my God, you're still laughing over this? there was the same one that was posted 2 hours ago -- and that was yours too! for 2 whole hours, you've been laughing your @$$ off over this. it's not even that funny. you find a lot of things on ebay, you'd be surprised.\n\nand FYI: i haven't been on ebay for 2 full hours, i just happened to come across the same joke twice -- it's not even funny the first time around. you kinda killed. and i came across the same thing for the 3rd time -- under a different username, i bet that's you again.\n\nit's the corniest F-ing thing i've ever seen.
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
695118
That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
887932
It's a Had-To-Be-There joke.  Telling it looses the effect.  Everyone has a different sense of humour.
1025507
bc u told that joke hahaha :/