What does it mean when you go potty and it sprays all over and on your hand?
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maybe your urethra needs to be opened. often times the tip of the glans penis where the urethra is, happens to close off a  bit.  A simple procedure by a urologist will do the trick.
425748
it could be your deoderant\n\nyou should see your doctor
751577
They usually get on your hand when you blow your nose or toss the tissue anyway.  Those Kleenex, in my opinion, just make people think they are safe from passing germs on to others when washing your hands is the best way to prevent the spread of infections.
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may be there is infection or fungal infection if there is discharge or may be your boy moveing it to much
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You may not mind the crap getting on your hands, but I will usually side on the better safe than sorry side of that equations and if it is clogging up your toilets, I suggest you get a Plummer out there to improve your system, because unless they are dropping the entire roll down the toilet at the same time, it should not be happening.  Now if they are and it is, they might be trying to communicate something to you, have you had any, you know disagreements in the household lately.\n\nJohn B.
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if the pee is a urinary track infection.....good luck! avoid drinking all liquids and hopefully you hardly pee! Thats enough to make a grown man cry! as your your splashing issue, try hovering over the seat, or stand up on the seat and squat
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Your bladder is like spouses and children. It is activated by a button on your a*s. As long as you are standing around doing nothing, you are safe from disruptions. Sit down and, well, you push the button! It can also activate the phone, door bell and In-Laws. You can't fight it man. All you can do is try to ignore it but that will only last a short time. Sorry dude, welcome to life on planet Earth!  lol
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there is bacterial living on your skin all the time and when you finish the shower that bacteria transfers to your towel,  DOOOOO....
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Watch the consumption of various foods eaten. Sometimes processed foods, spicy foods, or spoiled food can create a reaction and our system responds by throwing it off via diarrhea.  There could also be an infection in your body needing to come out. As everyone has already mentioned...GO SEE A DOCTOR.  My suggestion is: Don't self medicate and don't use those OTC drugs that may constipate you, thus creating a continuous circle, going nowhere except back and forth to the bathroom. Go see your doctor if this extends past 3 weeks.  You may need to produce a stool sample for testing.
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When you just pee, it is pushed out by one muscle within the bladder.  When you go poo, a whole series of muscles located within the pelvic diaphragm (which cradles your colon, bladder, and uterus in girls) along with your abdominal muscles act to help push out the bowel movement which also puts pressure on your bladder which makes you have to pee as well.\n\nThis is also the reason that pregnant women have to pee so often and also when women delivery babies, they usually pee and poo at the same time.\n\nMikeC
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You should poo in your pants whenever it itches.  The poo will help!
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ummmmm, yeah.  thats really disgusting in this day and age.  theres probably a lot of bacteria on you thats been attracted to all of your sweat, and probably insects from the smell...
857537
Your skin could be irritated by a new product you are using (shampoo, soap, scented pads, etc.)
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Windex, make sure you flush your hands with plenty of water afterwards.
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Well, that is a pretty strong indication of an infection.  You should see a doctor and watch your personal hygiene more closely.  Showering every day and wiping out your belly button when you are done is a good start.
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* Are they only on his arms?\n* Does he have a sibling or friend who is pulling on his arms?\n* Do they occur after washing his hands/arms?\n* Are you using a new detergent in the washer?\n* Are you using a new body lotion?\n* Is he playing with something new?\n* Do you have pets that he hugs?\n* Does this only occur when he's been outside?\n* Does this only occur when he's wearing certain shirts of pajamas?\n* Have you bought him new bedding recently?\n\nAnalyse the above questions.  He may have an allergy to something  in or around your house.  If so, try removing those and see if the redness decreases.
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why would you want to poop on your fingers?