Do monkeys get mad if you throw fake bananas at them?
818275
oh man if i were a monkey there had better be a cage between me and you, cuz i would be pi ssed....and nothing could hold be back from tearing you a new one.......lol
278967
If your a monkey then it does not matter! they are ambidextrous! LOL!
461650
there's no screaming allowed, but i detest clowns.  and monkeys.  ick.  of course clowns with monkeys, there may be screaming.
297942
I got some bananas u want some?
422068
FYI  Answer one is absolute garbage, totally fictitious rubbish.  In fact this answer is a scam answer probably set up by yourself.  It would not be possible to provide this answer in that time so unless the chap has been waiting for someone like you to post this question for ever and just happened to be there when you did in order to post first, then he is you.  How stupid do you think we really are.\n\nAnswers 2 & 4 have it right.  We did not evolve from monkeys and apes, we share a common ancestor.  It would actually have been as equally valid or stupid a question to say, "If monkeys and apes evolved from humans, how come there are still humans.  To believe humans are superior in anything other than their intellect takes the arrogance of religous belief or "faith".
428795
You probably mean the "black-handed" and details of that monkey can be found on this page.\n\n\nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/310.shtml
836217
yeah we got it from a monkey... some freak knocked up a monkey and it passed on to humans.... im serious..
636002
My pet monkey is very offended by your claim that we have elected monkeys!  He refuses to be compared to such low-lifes.
577541
no need to give any excuse to laugh at Bush. Just have a glance at his photograph and u'll see a monkey instead of bush there.
81537
So other monkeys notice it.
381355
Beans with the monkey.
479075
go to the internet and type for monkeys
376500
So I guess you're angry... you've heard a comparison of gw bush and a potted plant, and continuously call bush a chimp.  All your input reflects these two witty (so original) broadsides.  Still SCREAMING YOUR WISDOM won't BACK IT UP.  Make specific complaints and think up your own opinions.
91675
I think it would be fun for a while...it's like having a baby.  But a monkey never grows up.  You couldn't leave it at home alone, and restaurants and grocery stores wouldn't look kindly on bringing a monkey into their establishments.  Also, unless there is a way to toilet train a monkey, you'll be changing diapers or cleaning up messes for years.
439444
MONKEYS RULE...but i dont LUV monkeys but they rock
814788
Not gone bananas, but i have gone out to buy bananas, if that fits your question, which, evidently ms. Hambone, you did not clarify with me,....\nj/k
515308
Hmmm. I checked, and my Magic 8 Ball says: "Only When Monkeys Fly Out Your Butt." :)\n\nDon't see any monkey aviators around here.\n\nSeriously, it's all just typical speculation. Sounds good, but not much evidence for it according to the record.