I think I'm a toaster. What should I do?
814674
This is a robbery. Put your bread down.
403678
Definately a replicator... I'm not really cooking savy and I'm kind of tired of hamburger helper.  I would even drink some "Earl Grey" from it.  : )
62855
Very cool question. \n\nI LOVE my cheapo $18 Sunbeam toaster oven from Wal-Mart.\n\nBelieve it or not it works better than my old $100 DeLhongi <sp?> and when it gets really cruddy I will recycle it and buy a new one!\n\nToaster ovens do not work like a convection oven or a conventional oven.\n\nTwo reasons, they do not have the power to heat a large mass of food the way a convection or conventional oven would.\n\nAnd secondly, the heating elements are so much closer to the food, so scorching can be a problem.\n\nMany conventional recipes can be adapted for Toaster Ovens.\n\nCheck out these books, if you have an Amazon account, you can even SEARCH and print recipes for FREE!\n\nThe Gourmet Toaster Oven\n\nPop It in the Toaster Oven
640256
You must act fast with a peace offering. Send over some crack or a color tv. If you can't do that try sending a gift certificate for KFC. They might like that better as people moving in don't have time to cook.  \nThen the next day tell them you're one of Jemima's Witnesses and offer them some pancakes.\n\nP.S. For those of you who can't tell; THIS IS SARCASM!!
913591
i would say sure go ahead and list your items  and good luck to you, if a half eaten piece of toast would sell for big bucks (i've forgotten the amount but it was a lot) then you've got a very good chance, remember, one man's garbage is another man's gold!!!
808710
he must be better than sliced bread if your willing to let him crush your spirit. Please, coming from someone who has had their own spirit crushed, more than once, remember this of all things,no one  person is better than any other, we are all ignorant, in our own way. think better of yourself, should he belittle you in public, remind him there are plenty of others willing to butter your bread.
529757
Because i tried to run my program in my toaster and it didn't work
534507
Try http://performance.toast.net/
713964
I have stuck a knife or fork into the stuck bread or whatever in the toaster and once when I was 8 it went through to the wires and I got a shock.  I still do it though only more carefully.
451156
Get a job at McDonalds.  Just because I go out and make money for my family, what right do you have to CHOOSE to not work and take MY money?\n\nYeah, you're a bum...with an internet connection.  Get a job.
457983
i believe that this a trick question, and we are supposed to say toast. But of course you only take toast out of the toaster, and you only put bread in. (or waffles, poptarts, bagels, etc.)
880300
Ok, I supposed. Now what? :P
477005
Write it down & then say it from your heart. It will make you more calm when delivering toast.Yahoo search has some good examples.
1094821
Hogwash-really! Who convinced us that "breakfast is the most important meal of the day", the media, school, and every other false source. Just eat a healthy balance diet often but in small portions and not set times, only when your approaching the feeling of hunger. Your be wiser and happier. Be independent and think freely, my friend.
832171
i think in a waffle maker...
194636
Atleast I managed to find the Toaster one for ya... I will try to get you that Puppy too ;)\n\nhttp://www.uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/10/4418/\n\nYou can send me the honorary "small" fee for this search hehehehehehehehehehe...
1042411
Well you could keep in touch with me. I am an electrician. My father told me to go to college. I hear it every morning my alarm goes off. I work my ass off for sub par pay. My pension sucks and I feel I have no real future. Also get the actual bill out. Look at it. See how much you are paying and figure how hard you should work to get your moneys worth. I hope you do well. And do what Fatsausage says and make it missgreeneyez.