Desert island dicks!?
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I wouldn't mind leaving Vanessa Phelps behind - she kind of gets up your nose and she talks and talks and it's so blooming fast you can't understand it or keep up... she's crazy!\nAnd politics, I want to go somewhere where you don't have to hear the new laws or taxes we're getting, and you don't have to hear about silly trials where the baddy wins because of our daft old human rights laws.
850125
Just heard a blurb on the news the other day stateing that Fla. is at the top of the list for home repo`s. Oh and by the way, have`nt heard of any UFO sitings recently, but the aliens HAVE landed!!!! And "Mopar", they`re not palmetto bugs. They`re COCKROACHES!!!!!!!!! All silliness aside, although I reside in Fla. You could`nt pay me to live in most of the hubbles they`re throwing together down here. I`m still scratching my head wondering why anyone would construct a domicile of wood in a region infested with insects that have this material as their only food source. These are the same people that are building multimillion dollar houses on "marshes". Ya`ll know what marshes are. Most of the rest of the country call them swamps!!!!  The idiots building on the ocean are`nt any better. A small contingent of ocean front owners in Ponte Vedra want the state to pay to rejuvinate their erroded beach. I say, why should I pay for it. Sorry but you built on "SAND"!!!! Mother`s gonna take what`s hers. Sometimes with a vengence. Regarding the people coming in droves!! Be prepared for road rage, the traffic already SUCKS!!!! And there aint no relief in site!!!  RED HOT? Yeah all tempers!!
1135894
There everywhere.. my question is where are all the hot staight ones....every fag i know is fiiiiine as hell...all the straigh ones need to get some tips on them seriouly
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Listen hear little pecker! If you were here I would embarass you so much by kicking the by jeez out of you infront of all ya friends!\n\nKate Hart\n\nWorld Thai Boxing Champ!\n\n\n\nLook me up tiny dick!
393547
You need some seamen on your poopdeck. I think I have a few friends that'll hook you up
1030530
you whore!!!  do you have pics?
1079530
i wonder what a dinosaur dick looks like?
350613
S.N.A.G's \n\nSeriously though, men who walk around knowing what fabric softner to use to wash his balls with is a fucking gaymo.\n\nSensitive New Age Guys.\nThat's how the catchphrase goes.\n\nMen are suppost to eat steak, grab their woman's tits at any moment of where they wear no bra and slap their semi-erect penis's against them at any given chance.\n\nNOT bend over, drop their pants and hand them over to the fangita with legs.\n\nSensitive new age bla bla bullshit. Real men only have one thing in mind.\nBeer.\nI was thinking, isn't it sex?\nNo. Beer leads to all things holy, sex, football, happiness.\nFor the majority of us, we wouldn't get laid if the females weren't fitshased.\n\nOkay back to the topic. Men who like to wear pink shirts, wear their collars puffed up and dye a blonde strip in the middle of their head.\n\nYOUR ALL FUCKING HOMO!\n\nI had a logical biased debate but I got too shitfaced.
964759
light your ass on fire! ha! ha!
151515
Mr. rogers..I never could resist those sweaters!!!!!!\n\nno wait...Richard Simmons never could resist those speedos..besides takes the right girl to turn a man straight..\n\nI got it...AUSTIN POWERS...do I make u horny?..do I??
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vagina= twat, coochie, beaver, snatch, p*ssy, meat curtains, box, muff, bearded clam, c*m dumpster, fish taco, c*nt, roastbeef....that's all i can think of right now
436684
Penis shaped. thanks for the points.
109033
Holy $hit!!! WHite man approaches!!! there here to rape our land and defile our women!!! Quick hide the hoverbikes
1119525
truly sad people out there living in crappy towns who have nothing better to do than have sex with poor animals, my god, can they not afford to pay for sex or are they that hideous that they cant even get laid while paying...lol   \n\nyou know i am not a rat, but idiots like this need to be dealt with...lol\n\nActually Mr.crowley did not bring it up...that idiot sexysam wrote it in a couple of answers...
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you f***ing sick minded pervert!!!!!!!!!!! GO FIND SOME WHORES SOME OTHER PLACE!
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I love you homer!!! (Are you havin' a boner cause bart renamed america boner land)
231415
take them to rotten. com