do old people fart more than younger people?
817248
yes because years of releasing monstrous dumps loosens up the anus which allows air from the intestines to slip out ...I say bend grandma over her walker and give her an enema she wont forget..do the scientific experiment and be sure to let us know the outcome and how it felt of have gas released on your penis.! Thanks.
629076
fact is that we fart like 30 times a day and dont even realize it sooooo yeah
912111
The younger ones tend to use Alcohol and inhalants due to the availability.\n\nAs they get older they tend to use pot
501043
You're doomed I tell you, doomed. But don't let any of them fool you they all fart and some more than others and most know how to simply fluff. No the ones that don't they hold it in and when they get home and take their panties off they fly around the room. These you want to avoid.
800092
their farts stink more.
97915
hmmmmm............maybe you're gassy????
188116
What makes women different from men?  Of course they fart.  But, their farts smell like roses.
550788
i would rather hear someone fart, it's so much funnier
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
309308
LMAO DRidiot! I think your 6 years old.. \n\nHow can you ask a question like that.\n\nHmm How many times a day does your dog fart?.
768838
don't know what you mean by oldies, I have been taking baths since I was a baby myself, over 30 years ago, and I don't get sick easily I breath just fine and other than the fact that I have a slight cough from smoking for almost 20 years which I have just recently quit I am perfectly healthy, actually you know what? if you are reffering to oldies meaning elders or older people, I'd take the advice and suggestions of a doctor who has a college education, steam from a hot bath can actually help with breathing problems
972332
My 54 year old mother in law rides several 100 mile  days a week!  I think it depends on the person and the shape they're in.  Not to mention some people just seem to have more stamina than others.
666651
Well, according to the link below, humans exhale about 1 kg of CO2 every day.  They got that info from Oak Ridge National Lab, so it should be pretty accurate.\n\nSo, for an 80 year old person:\n80 years * 365 days/year * 1kg CO2/day = 29200 kg CO2\n\nPeople always get so hostile at estimation questions like this, and I don't understand it.  I think this was a perfectly reasonable question, and it was easy enough to answer with a little logical thinking.  Good scientists and engineers should ask and be able to answer questions like this.
524378
Older people have lived longer.  They have had more life experiences.  You know the saying, older and wiser.  Well, they probably have been through most what young people are going through.
853611
I don't know. I must admit, I love fart jokes. I think its because it makes us all human, and even though I don't like to be immature, I really don't like fake or snobbery of any kind. \nWhen I get together with my sisters the topic of conversation always comes round to our latest fart stories. We just have a good laugh and feel better.
1043599
old people rarely get horny .. and if at all this happens, they are old enough to handle it ... I guess ...:)
605144
my step grandparents are in their 80,s and still have a fullfilling sex lifr, its a little gross to me but it works for them and its fine