What is your favourite Toronto Make Me Laff joke?
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Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Alberta, when one of the boys is attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.  \n"Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flames Fan" the little hero replies. "Sorry,but as we are in Alberta, I just assumed you were" says the reporter and he starts writing again"Oilers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack".  "I'm not an Oilers fan either" the boy says. "Oh, I assumed that everone in Alberta was either a Flames or Oilers fan said the reporter "What team do you cheers for?  "I am a Maple Leaf fan" the boy replies. The reporter starts a new page in his notebook and writes:\n\nLittle ******  from Ontario Kills Beloved Family Pet:.\n\n\nGo Pens  Go
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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devils, new jersey... gag
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Zen master order at the hot dog cart...."Make me One with everything"\n\n\n\n\nok, i stole that joke, but it is funny :)
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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Tee hee.... Nice one..... That made me laugh
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I have alot!!\n\nThis guy was painting a tall buliding next to a church. He droped the brush, said "son of a b***h", climbed down the ladder, got the brush, then climbed back up and continued painting. This happened a few more times and everytime he said "son of a b***h". Finally the preacher came out and said "next time you drop the brush say praise the lord". So he dropped the brush, said "praise the lord", the brush floated back up to him and the preacher said 'son of a b***h"\n\n\nWhy is halloween Micheal Jackson's favorite holiday?\nFree Delivery\n\n\nA Cowboy walking into a bar and ordered a coke. He took a drink and said "this tastes funny". So the bartender got him a new one. And he said "thats better" then the bartender said\n"Me Indian, Me play joke, Me go pee-pee in your coke"\nThen the cowboy said "Me cowboy, Me run fast, Me shoot bullet up your A$$"\n\nThis next one I heard on a stand-up comedy show...\n"Drinking and Driving is fun. But getting in a wreak isn't. I was with my friends driving and we hit something. I don't know what it was, but when I woke up I was in a tree, the car was upside down in a ditch and there was a cop there"\n\nCop-Who was driving?\nMan-It wasn't me cause that's not my parking, I park on the tires.\n\nCop-I am trying to figure out who was driving.\nMan-I'm trying to figure out how I got in this tree.\n\nCop-Have you been drinking and driving.\nMan-No, I was f***ed up before I got in the car.\n\nCop-The way you are acting I think I need to give you a drug test.'\nMan- Go ahead, ask me anything. I have been doing drugs for years.\nCop-Do you have a drug problem?\nMan-No, I have planty of weed at home.\n\n\nThis one is fun to do to your friends...lol\nPerson 1- Did you blow bubbles as a kid?\nPerson 2-Yes\nPerson 1-Well, he's back in town and wants you number.\nBoth- lol lmao
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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FLESHSNAKE!! ROTFLMAO\n\nThat is f@ckin hilarious!
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Some would argue it's "The Aristocrats," an ever-changing, offensive gag I won't go into here as some folks may be too young.\n\nI'm fond of this one:\n\n"Knock Knock."\n"Who's there?"\n"Control Freak.  Now you say "Control Freak who?" and I'll do the punchline then, but don't act like you're expecting it or it ruins the whole joke.  Okay, go."
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Mine is an old one..Roseanne....it's just funny and so much like real life..I watch the old reruns on nickelodean at night...
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hoopz was the finest one!\nbut goldie was the funniest!
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"TOGA TOGA TOGA !!!"  my choice is "animal house"\n\nand as for 'caddyshack' , the only best part about it is bill murray as the groundskeeper's assistant  for the club and him always after that gopher !!\n\n[[Sandy [the groundskeeper]:Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course \nCarl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. \nSandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*. \nCarl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. ]]
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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this was a good one i liked it alot it made me laugh. 10/10
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rob & big\n\nand...\nbeauty & the geek\n\n\ncuz they make me giggle!!
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id say all 3, welcome to the club! i get laughed at for falling for dumb jokes at work!