If you were wearing really tight low-cut vinyl pants.....?
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If you were to fart, it would be like spatter painting your back.
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ditch the silk buddy and go for jeans. \n\nBe coo..
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Depends on the size of the boxers. Also, wearing tight pants is a no no.
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I made my own, i really miss them now.  Are you planning on wearing them?
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i would say if you had rubber gloves on maybe.
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I would wish he had kept his clothes on. Hehe
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Could it be the way you're dressed? Have you asked someone that is close to you their opinion?
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put something under the uneven leg?
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I know what you mean. And most of the time those butts aren't even worth showing! The more unshaply the butt, the tighter the pants it seems!!
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Wear flip-flops, or buys some tennis shoes with velcro
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Probably not, unless that is the sort of clothes everyone else is wearing.  I'd stick with something a little quieter and more conservative.
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Get some decent underpants
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with your clothes off
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Chop off one leg.\n\n*ouch*
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sounds like you wanna get it on,maybe you could swap!
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it depends on outer wear.  with a skirt or loose pants it's good (vaginas like air), but you probably want something between you and things like polyester or tight jeans (consider chafability).
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I prefer boxer shorts. Anything too tight would scare me...leave the thongs to me. :)