Part two..  Most embarressing High School Mascot..?
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Columbia Hickman (MO) is the Kewpies, as in the little dolls they give out at carnivals. It's a little hard to look tough when your mascot is a baby doll.
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Go Hawkeyes!!!!!!\n\nBoy HATE is such a strong word
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High school, about 1963.  I smarted off to a bully who was pushing a smaller kid around.  I got my face scratched (yeah, it was a guy but I was too fast for him to sucker punch).  He got brused (I was smaller and faster).  Nobody won, we were both kicked out of school for two days.
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The San Francisco Giants.  The "crazy crab", with 8 dangling legs was the "anti mascot" as soon as he (or she - no one knew)\nmade its initial appearance.  The Giants soon discontinued the crab.  Very few fans were sad with this decision.  Not many thought a crab could be fun and cuddly.  Most Giants fans are very pleased with the current mascot ...............\na seal by the name of ........  LOU SEAL.
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Fourteen Inch Fat A-reamer\nFlabby Itchy Fat Ass\nFree Inuit Felcher's Association\nForcibly Inserted Fire Axe\nFully Inebriated Freshmen Again\n\nto name a few...
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Adams College.  The sports team were the Atoms.  Bleh, too repetitive.
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Assclowns. I bet nobody else uses that name. Using a cool name like Assclowns has the added benefit that your school could sell MILLIONS of t-shirts featuring your mascot ... the Assclown. That would be awesome.
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If anyone knows about having problems in high school it's abazzabba. I mean this dude posts questions begging for help because a "bully at school" is throwing food in his face. Not sure if you'd want to listen to someone who asks questions like that then turns around and tells you to punch somebody in the "teeth". That would be like taking advice from a NUN who gives suggestions on sexual positions.
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The one with a girl named Cemetery Mary or something like that. The part when these teenagers talk about passing her along a road and seeing nothing but  a completely black void where her face should be, with glowing eyes, has always given me the creeps!
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I would presume you are thinking of Auburn, but I'm not sure if the War Eagle is an official mascot.  The other mascot is the Tiger.
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i don't know..i think it is..... i'm in high school.. freshmen....... and i find that the perverted boys in my class are quite distracting :3
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1. Football\n2. Baseball\n3. Basketball\n\nsoccer sucks
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Snooty.  Thinks it's OK to step on the little people.  Did you hear about that recent rape case?  It was some IV league college...Duke maybe?  The whole thing was pretty bad.
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on that senior prank show on mtv2 they had a kid that ran an ad in the news papper to sell the school. that was pretty funny
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Ichimaru Gin from Bleach.\n\nHe's freakingly annoying and creepy too.
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Has anyone ever seen that comic strip that had the kid walking down a hallway with a HUGE sign that said "I'm missing out on an important educational opportunity because I have to tinkle"? My teacher did that, and made it a lanyard so we had to wear it around our necks. I hated that so much...\n\n~~Naomi
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I'm going to date myself with this answer, but there was an old Saturday Night Live skit where Jon Lovitz and a few other cast members played unimaginative students given the job of coming up with the ne name of their school's football team.  My favorite one was "Flaming Envelopes."