Bowel Movements.........?
828715
maybe you aren't getting enough fiber.
832083
I would see another health care type person.  No movement in a week is really excessive.  See another doctor or  try one of those colon health type practitioners.
574284
take a shower.thats what i do.usually takes care of it.swamp butt is where you kinda get greasy in the anal area.not from being nasty but just from having a busy day,things u may have eaten.illness.things like that.
764517
Are you drinking water and eating veggies and fruits?  If I hadn't had a decent bowel movement in a week, I would feel yucky too.....
627846
constipation\n\nclean your colon out first, then look for other reasons.
572602
Watch the consumption of various foods eaten. Sometimes processed foods, spicy foods, or spoiled food can create a reaction and our system responds by throwing it off via diarrhea.  There could also be an infection in your body needing to come out. As everyone has already mentioned...GO SEE A DOCTOR.  My suggestion is: Don't self medicate and don't use those OTC drugs that may constipate you, thus creating a continuous circle, going nowhere except back and forth to the bathroom. Go see your doctor if this extends past 3 weeks.  You may need to produce a stool sample for testing.
860347
I'll have to select another answer and say POOPSIE!! HAHAHA!!
914854
Sounds like a fissure.  It happens.  Just a tiny tear in your rectal area.  Keep an eye on things.  Keep the area very clean ( use wet wipes).  Go #2 when you first get the feeling.  Dont constipate yourself.  If it continues more than a couple of days, see a doctor.
1024075
perhaps u dont eat enough fiber, so your intestines arent as able to compact your feces as tightly, resulting in less dense feces which float in water. Eat more fiber, and u should have the brown submarines in the toilet bowl. lol
1068609
According to nutrition experts (and some docs) you should go at least 3 times a day, as many times as you eat actually. Garbage in/garbage out. I would go to another doctor to get a second opinion, and a laxative or stool softener.  You should not be in pain when you have a bowel movement, and I don't believe it's normal to go once every two weeks.  Please go to another doctor to get help and answers.
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HERE IS A VERY DEEP AND CREATIVE QUESTION in which I will have to search long and deep into my bowels.......<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<still searching<<<<<<<<<<<<<<give me a second>>>>>>whoa, wrong way there <<<<<<<<ok thats better.......<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<YES been there done that....I lost almost two pounds once......the crap was so long I had to stand up and kerplunk......ok no more graphic commentary.....I think I need to drop a load now........bye.........
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how do you poop when you're constipated??   Grab a pencil and work it out!!  hehehe...sorry...i couldn't help it
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I set aside one weekend a month to cleanse my system. I insert two bisacodyl suppositories and take four ounces of Castor oil. This causes multiple bowel movements. After I start going I take six bisacodyl pills. This process will make you go until what comes out is clear. Be sure to drink at least 8 ounces of water every hour and to eat yogurt to replace your natural flora after doing this. I seen to stay regular for several weeks after doing this.
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all the time. You gotta look what come out of you!!! Check its normal, if poop cud ever look normal!!!!!!!!
530936
If it happens often this way it could be Irritable Bowel syndrome......see a doc.
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Here is a good feces resource:\n\nhttp://www.medfriendly.com/feces.html
1010473
Go to a drug store buy some stool softener or laxatives and see if that helps. If not then you must see a doctor.