Police Officers, Got any real life stupid criminal stories?
818006
The other guy says police officers cant make any comments, but when u r a cops daughter u can......... Years ago my father was trying to catch this man who had been eluding police for quite some time.... see, he wife died 2 weeks before my dad and other officers caught him.  U may not find anything wrong with this story so far.  But when my dad finally arrested him, guess who was buckled up in the front seat???? The mans dead wife.
275056
What has worked for me is to be honest.\nHere's an example:\n\n"Officer, I have no good reason. It's because I'm an idiot."\n\nIt has worked on more than one occassion.
1056085
Thats cool.\nI've got one.\n\nThere's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.\n\nThe poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."\n\n"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
636420
Pretty funny! I think most cops would go to their bar after hearing this, tell everyone and laugh their brains out.\nHowever, in reality this is a great example of when not to go for the belly laugh and an audition with Comedy Central.
738474
My worst experience with law enforcement was when I was 9 years old. My mother was being arrested at 6am for selling drugs. The cops were searching our home and I walked out of my bedroom to a cop pointing a gun at me. I think about it often and I'm 22 years old now. I get very nervous when I see the police (more nervous than the average).
940076
Your right, there not all the same. But the ones that have been total jerks, and have taken advantage of their position-have given Police Officers a bad name. The ones who beat up people while they are arresting someone, the ones who get off using their tazers more than once on someone, the ones who treat people inhuman while you are jailed-I could go on and on. I have talked to people, and heard the most ugliest stories-It's a CONTROL factor for some humans using their job to hide behind! BUT, God Bless the good Officers!  They put their best foot forward, and their life may be in constant danger protecting us. They are Angels sent from Heaven!
525624
Yes-One night while I was sleeping-someone tried to get in my window. I woke up called the Police-by the time they came he was almost in-he ran. Since only one car came and he ran through yards-he didn't get caught. He tried again and I called neighbor-when lights went on at their house he ran. Always between 1 and 3 in the morning. I have dogs now. A couple of my neighbors had incidents too. Always got away -probably lives around here. \nI didn't sleep for a while-heard every noise . Police can not watch everything. The police also ask me what I was wearing-what an insult-guess they have too. Very scary.
1054403
One of the best things I ever saw was when that twisted moron showed up to spew his poison at a Gay Pride parade in San Francisco... The was a marching band comprised entirely of fellows in "Dorothy Drag"... I literally fell to the pavement laughing when a 6'4", 220lb, very muscular Dorothy jumped the parade line, punched Phelps square in the mouth, and got right back in formation without missing a beat.\n\n(somehow the 4 officers from the SFPD must have all been looking the other way at that exact moment because not a one of them saw a thing.... but all were laughing as hard as I was.)
849426
hahaha.........broke my ribs with the laughter......LMAO...\n\nOne for you, the bored :\n\nA truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!" And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."
638478
LMAO!!!! Hey PD that was a nice one!!!!\n\nHeres one for you - \n\nA police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: \nOfficer: May I see your driver's license? \nDriver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. \nOfficer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? \nDriver: It's not my car. I stole it. \nOfficer: The car is stolen? \nDriver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. \nOfficer: There's a gun in the glove box? \nDriver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. \nOfficer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? \nDriver: Yes, sir. \nHearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: \nCaptain: Sir, can I see your license? \nDriver: Sure. Here it is. \nIt was valid. \nCaptain: Who's car is this? \nDriver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. \nThe driver owned the car. \nCaptain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? \nDriver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. \nSure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. \nCaptain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. \nDriver: No problem. \nTrunk is opened, no body. \nCaptain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. \nDriver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.
1145798
police were on the lookout for a green explorer with a broken tail light around my area in regards to a possible kidnapping earlier in the week. at night i went to my friends house and broke his tail light. the next day on his way to work they pulled him over and took him in for questioning. they had him there all day and night until finally they found the person they were looking for had just ran away from home. that was the funniest prank ever!
1108814
I had my door kicked in by the police and my house was destroyed during their search. They cut open my couch, put holes in my walls looking for drugs that were not there. \n\nThe address on the search warrant showed the house next door.\nOOPS\n\nThen they arrested me an took me to jail for 20 hours to make sure "that I couldn't tip off the neighbor that the warrant was really for"\n\n\n4 years later I just happened to get called for a jury duty with a case that was almost identical to what happened to me and quite frankly I would have voted to hang the police in that case.
417954
I feel they do to some extent.  I feel people have a misconception as to what a police officer does.  I work for a city through the parks department and working with the public I can sympathize with police because, quite frankly, there are a lot of dumb asses out there.  And although there is a lot of politics involved, I feel when it comes down to it the police do there jobs.
212453
I am, and I do.  Undercover narcotics work was the absolute best of the best, for the few years I did it.  But regular old-fashioned cop work is great...even with the headaches and heartaches.  Wouldn't trade it for anything.
746091
that is the miracle called TV, they get paid to act that way, my coworker and i were just talking about this.......the police officer would have never gotten a warrant for that.
1138635
Yes, not a fun experience. The cops were azzholes and unprofessional.
661448
Sometimes, I pretend to be one when a stupid person dials a wrong number.\n\nIt's amazing the information that some folk will provide to an "operator".