Does anyone else detect that terrible STENCH in the air? When is the next attack?
821255
I am in Ohio...ashamed of my neighbors.\nMy friend, a loyal democrat, phoned me this morning to start rubbing it in.\nI asked her if she will be happy with Nancy Pelosi being speaker of the house, and made some points about her ass backwards liberal agenda, Kennedy, Reid...you know the jackasses running our fine nation.\nHer response was "I didnt vote them in"\nUM, well, you voted DEMOCRAT right? YOU DID vote them in, and I hope you are happy because YOU and your BUSH hating buddies are going to get EXACTLY what you asked for....\nterror attacks\nno limit abortions\ngay marriage\nembryonic stem cell research...which I would like to add shows NO promise is curing ZERO diseases and treating ZERO as well\nACLU coming out to defend whackos like Cindy Sheehan, who has found fame off of the dirt of her sons grave that she has not even taken the time to mark with a headstone in TWO years\nShe then brought up that the economy would thrive, her taxes...blah blah blah, I asked her why is this important to you, you dont even work and have not in 9 years.\nIt all goes back to the war in Iraq and they hate the President.\nOK, again, congrats, you will get what you asked for.\nShame on Ohio.
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Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
928419
A series of explosions followed by roadkill-like odor.
236738
I don't know if soon. But if it's in my life time...PLEASE someone tell me so I can sign up for the next flight! Damn it couldn't be much worse than Earth.
533866
smell..lumps ..ewwwwwwwww
938951
I think that's called an explosion. Did you eat any grenades today?
579883
Well, *ahem,* that would be me.  I was walking through the streets of Denmark one day, passed old man 'Willards' house, up on Knot Hill, and smelt something the likes of which had my nostrils dancing and flairing outward that you'd a thought I was trying to talk through them.. So, I says to my buddy (my mule, at the time), "Something is rotten in Denmark!"\nWell, dangnabit, that mule went and told all his friends and well, there you have it.\nDirect from the source.\nMe
391480
you better get lots of air freshener, its gonna stink pretty bad around your house for lots of reasons
389641
spray some febreeze..or when they come in say wow do you smell that something really stinks i cant figure out where the smells comeing from lol
983498
the sounds one makes when they smell something bad like egg farts or b.o.
635017
Fart while walking, talking, whatever.  Pretend like I didn't notice it even happened.
1122123
It sounds like a false alarm to me.......oops! I'm sorry, couldn't resist the pun.lol\n\nI would get rid of it and then add it again. \n\nDid it just start doing this or has it been doing it all along?
525239
Your a pretty fart smeller arn't you?  Try walking around on your feet instead of your hands, it will get your face up and out of the affected zone more.
1147260
sounds like a trip to the ER to me. You don't need axe deoderant to get a good flame. The methane from the fart will do that.
1150800
I smell conservative bullsh*t. Could that be it?
76612
lol i would just walk away so the smell can go away or just laph real loud soo noone can hear a "FART" \nhehe\n\nps GOOD QUESTION
229209
hahaha... best question yet.  I love it. \n\ngood old shocker.. two in the pink, one in the stink.