How can an elephant fit in a fridge?
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take out the giraffe and stuff him in...:-)
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The male elephant mounts the female from the rear.  Female elephants only ovulate once every sixteen weeks and are receptive to breeding for only a few days at that time.\nAfter a gestation of about 22 months the baby is born.  A female elephant will weigh about 235 pounds at birth.  A male will be about thirty pounds more, (on average).  However, birth weights vary greatly.\nwww.elephantsanctuary.org
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You put a man in a fridge?\nPut him in the freezer and he'll be fine!
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A floating pink elephant of course!
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Elephants have 24 teeth: 12 front teeth, called premolars, and 12 back teeth, called molars. The teeth come out in order, from front to back. Because grass is very tough, the elephant teeth slowly wear out. When the last molar wears out, the elephant usually dies because it can't eat.\nhttp://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant\n\nElephants, as you might have expected have the largest teeth in the world. An Elephants tusks are actually modified incisors. They arise from the upper jaw and only 2/3s of them are visible because they are deeply embedded in the elephants skull. The heaviest pair of tusks, and therefore the heaviest pair of teeth of any extant (still living species) animal belonged to an African Elephant Loxodonta africana shot in 1897. One of the pair was slightly larger than the other but together they weighed 211kg or 465lb. \nhttp://www.earthlife.net/mammals/teeth.html
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The largest elephant on record was an adult male African elephant. It weighed about 24,000 pounds (10,886 kilograms) and was 13 feet (3.96 meters) tall at the shoulder! Most elephants don't get that large, but African elephants grow larger than Asian elephants.\n\nHope that helped!
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A written explanation and a video here you go have fun.\nElephants are slow and difficult to breed with an average of only 4 offspring during a lifetime of 60 years.\n\nAs a result of the isolation of wild elephant populations, the gene pool has become depleted with the result being inbreeding.  Breeding success in captivity is poor; however, there have been recent advances in the use of artificial insemination resulting in successful elephant births.  Unfortunately the cost is very high and unaffordable to most elephant owners.\n\nAn adult male will join the herd for mating season after dueling with others for mating rights. These mating conflicts can sometimes lead to death from seriously inflicted wounds.  The mating bull will drive all other herd males away and will remain with the cow for about three weeks. The male genetalia are housed internally.\n\nCows are in estrus only 2 to 4 days during their cycle that lasts about 4 months and under ideal habitat conditions, females reach sexual maturity at about the age of 10.  If conditions are difficult sexual maturity may be delayed several years. \n\nThe gestation period is 22 months and one or sometimes two calves are born. When the birth is taking place, the other herd cows will form a circle around her, presumably for protection.  If the baby is born in an area where there are large carnivores, the mother will blow dust over the newborn in order to dry it and keep the scent of birth from being carried in the air.  A newborn calf weighs 200 pounds and stands about three feet tall at the shoulder. One of the first things a calf smells is the dung of the mother that is dropped shortly after the calf born; this associates her scent to her baby. The calf can stand two hours after birth and it will begin to suckle. The young are weaned at about 2 years old. Their rate of growth, the age at which they reach puberty, their life span, and their gerontic (last phase of life) progression is similar to that of man. Elephants live to be about 70 years old.\nCheck out this link here is a video of them matting. I gfound it on google. Hope this answeres you question.
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Skewer whole water buffalo, season to taste and roast over open bonfire on rotating spit, basting frequently.\n\nYummy!\n\nbtw, don't worry about the panda -- he's just an advance man for Michael Jackson.
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Elephants never forget, ask him.
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Elephants because they are stong and can be very agressive. They would use their tusks to stab the polar bear if they don't trample it. Normly, though, most beings just run away at the site of the immense size of an elephant. I'm not saying that the polar bear will run away, but it would probably stand down and be dicouraged.
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The Indian and African elephants are different by a indian elephant has a twin domed forehead,large pinna arched back,5 toenails,in front 4 in back, the african elephant has 4 toenails in front,3 in back,flat forehead,concave back,and very large ears or pinna also shaped like africa,Hope that helps please choose me as best answer.
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Grey Elephant from Denmark.
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There are proteins involved in helping male elephants detect female sex pheromone. In the female elephant’s urine, the pheromone is attached to albumin, a urine protein. Acidity in the male elephant’s mucus separates the pheromone from the albumin so the male can smell the sex attractant. After this attraction is accomplished, the two beasts being mammals don't take time to find an apartment or something, they just mate. Have a sexual intercourse in which the male elephant holds the female partner with his forelegs and makes his sex organ enter the vaginal cavity of the female elephant. Sperm is ejaculated which in turn gets fused with the ovum already present in the Uterine wall of the female elephant. Two cells join to form a single cell from which a new baby elephant develops. A baby elephant is one of the cutest things if you see it on Discovery channel or Animal planet or any other channel. The act of copulation is similar in other large animals like Rhinoceros also.
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open the fridge\nshove the elephant in\nclose the door
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almost exectly half  a metre, some times a litle bit less .sometimes a little bit more.depending on the age and the region\nthe elephant is fatter and longer(one metre) even though the girafe is taller\nso this goes to prove that the lenth of the neck does not determine the length of the penis.
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(m)\n\nUnlike Asian elephants, in which only males have tusks, both male and female African elephants are tusked. However, due to the hunting pressure on tusked animals brought about by poaching for ivory, tusklessness is an increasingly common condition in African elephants. \n\nElephants use their tusks to pry bark off trees or dig for roots, and in social encounters as an instrument of display or as a weapon\n\nHumans grow two sets of teeth in their lifetimes - the rootless "milk teeth" of childhood and the second, rooted set of teeth which are supposed to last into old age. With the amount of food elephants eat every day, their teeth wear down at alarming rates, and that's why they grow not two but six sets of chewing teeth (molars) in their lifetimes. Tusks do not wear out so fast, so an elephant does not grow more than one set in its life. In fact, tusks are rootless, just like human milk teeth. However, they do continue to grow in length throughout the lifetime of the elephant
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An elephant has the longest nose in the world.  \nA small elephant has the 2nd longest nose in the world.