Do you use ungodly amounts of toilet paper?
814353
Oh boy you do not know how this question just made my day.\n\nBut the answer is.... No I don't think I use ungodly amounts of toliet paper.
108257
rub toilet paper between them three times a day. it will work too. wy ex wifes aas got huge.
1051691
This is funny.  From an etiquette point of view, they should be free to use your bathroom.  However, I have a friend of mine who gets his jollies off of clogging my toilet from his stool.  So, for him, under NO circumstances can he use my toilet.  I know it is poor etiquette, but I can't afford a plumber every time he stuffs up my toilet with his crap.
719682
I would use my sleeve or my skirt...but then I always wear long sleeves and a skirt. Toilet paper maybe?
316812
not me.. sometimes I don’t even wipe
19808
My psycho mother used to go bezerk if we put the toilet paper facing the wall rather than the user growing up. To that I say who the heck cares what way toilet paper goes on the roll? It all goes down the same place anyways...
417813
Out of toot paper?  LMAO!
628755
It just means you had a solid dump and it's nothing to worry about now if you had a loose dump you might use half the roll of toilet paper. look at it this way YOU SAVED ON TOILET PAPER.  {_i_}
829042
Why stop with sharing a toothbrush?  \n\nDid you ever stop to think that toilet paper has two sides?  One side for you and one side for Cousin Leo...
988245
Actually the way to conserve paper in the bathroom is to use only one sheet.  To do this you take a sheet of toilet paper fold it in half and rip a small circle in the middle.  Save this piece you will need it later.  Now take your finger and stick it thru the hole and wipe you butt with your finger, then pull the sheet of toilet paper up around your finger cleaning it as you pull it off.  Then take that little piece from the middle to clean your nail.
30037
Definitely, toilet paper over the top!\nI can't find it in the dark middle of the night if it is on the bottom.
870604
i HATE those auto flush toilets. has society gotten so lazy and germaphobic that they cant use a tissue to flush? \ni can kind of understand it in the handicapped stall, because someone who is disabled may have difficulty flushing\nbut you just gave me another reason to hate the dang things...cameras in there? (shudders at the thought)
757718
Sounds like your toilet is not the only thing full of sh1t! ;)
907978
Woah woah woah!  Toilet paper!
1100272
no it just means you have ran out of toilet paper
280122
single rolls of toilet paper are wraped in a thin paper that works good.
369437
all the time. You gotta look what come out of you!!! Check its normal, if poop cud ever look normal!!!!!!!!