sad news...please read, very clever?
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Ha ha, that's cute! I like it!
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EXCELLENT.Question...Keep me informed!!!!
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Belinda S You are on the big news!!…\nhttp://www.osoq.com/funstuff/extra/extra04.asp?strName=Belinda_S
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oh my gosh...i so have to copy this and forward it to others. \n\nTHANK YOU :)
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sad isnt.. it   to many heads trying to figure out what to do .. just ask those who need the most..they'll tell ya just how mismaneged this all is god bless them...
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When one or other is dead!!!
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OMG!  I agree that it is sad, but it is still kinda funny!  Yeah, makes me giggle a little too.
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We would like to extend our deepest sympathies for your loss.  You are in our thoughts today and in the days ahead.\n\nSincerely,\n\nThe staff of (your name here)
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that's very sad. i'm sorry to hear that\n\ni actually don't even know who lavert is, but everyone seems to be dying... what's going on\n\np.s. it's less ironic, more of a coincidence.
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My thoughts and prayers go out to your friend Dim.  He has lost his mother but we have all gained an angel.  God bless him and his family.
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hehehe Yes love. You are possibly very sad, but then again so am I. Why is this site so pointlessly addictive? I even like seeing the extra point going onto my score when I log in. Why!!??  \n\nIv got straight out of bed. Put the kettle on. Logged into yahoo answers. And am now on cup of coffee number 3 and am still on here.  The rain has flushed my washing off the line so I now have soggy undies all over the garden.  And still Im here!!\n\nSo I think I need to be crowned Queen of Sad.  Lol  \n\nBUT...look on the bright side. At least we can ask questions and take answers nicely.  Unlike m_smout.  We merely pointed out to her that abusing macdonalds staff was not the most intelligent thing to do and she called you a mong and me a retard!!! \n\nThats really really sad me thinks.  lol.  And its done me no good at all with the yahoo answers addiction. \n\nMong?? Retard?? I cant get my breath Im laughing so much!!
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I am sorry you are so sad and I know that God holds each moment of saddness in His hands..\nYou know I will keep you in my prayers. I know this may not be what you want to hear , but you are so Blessed! I am also alone, I have been for over 2 years. However , do you have any idea how quiet and lonley it is each night and to awake every morning... For who? Myself! God planned all of this and did not ask me first!!!\nYou are blessed with not 1 but 3 children! In each of them you can find your wife and I know that God has a plan to send them a new Mom to help out, just give it some time... \nWhen you are alone and feeling sad, just think and know..There is a woman in South Alabama that feels just as lonley! And she don`t have 3 children to fill the empty space.. That someone is me.. My name is Susan
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Bravo for you! Makes me happy to see you offering this stuff...but you should tell the people how....tell them to contact you or something for info...
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hmm thats sad...but sorry i cant help you:(
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Well Well. \nLooks like your in for a hefty pay cut for your Anti-US Military Propaganda Machine.\nI am surprised that you have not asked everyone to say a little prayer for your departed friend.\nNo the war unfortunately will not be over in a few Months. But with his kind out of the headlines.\nHopefully it should make things a little easier.\nThe US Military got one, I hope they get the rest of them soon.\nI am just worried about how you are dealing with the loss. \nHave a Nice day.
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Read-"Something Here Of INTEREST? SHARE With Someone"- \n\nAt The Link Below- You Will Understand(I Hope) How I Feel\n\nThanks For Asking
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:\n\nTo: My loving wife\nSubject: I've arrived\nDate: October 16, 2004\n\nI know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine was.\n\nYour loving husband.\n\nP.S. It sure is freakin' hot down here!\n\n\nAnother one: If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with only 1 leg work?\n\nIHOP!