Is it proper etiquette to cup a fart, then thorw it to the side or out the car window so no one can smell it?
829848
Actually farts are aromatic and you can't really capture them in your hand.  They disperse like any other scent.  Most people don't cup their ass$ to scoop it up though.  It is to revealing and takes the fun out of "who done it"!  \n\nProper fart etiquette is to just let it fly!  Fart containment isn't healthy so it is always best to fart now and never mention it, unless you would like to claim ownership.\n\nPersonally I claim mine, for they are truly from the depths of my bowels!  And honestly? Who can complain with that level of anal openness?
860949
When you fart or belch with out saying excuse me or even going some where else.
283642
It's considered rude to do so in public.  A lack of self-control.  Also, it usually doesn't smell very pleasant. \n\nI have a saying too "I really don't like to smell what you had for dinner last night especially after it spent all that time rotting in your colon."  \n\nIf it's a mistake it's a mistake, you say excuse me or whatever and people laugh at you.  \n\nIf you do it on purpose, I think people have a right to get mad because it's rude and it shows that you don't care about how others feel.
160604
As long as it's done discreetly, and you do not throw your used tissues on the ground, it should be ok.  Saying a quick "excuse me" is nice if people can see or hear.\n\nAnd it is never ok to do it at a table in a restaurant if other people can see or hear, that is just being nasty.
139692
no !! \nthat so nasty !\nmaybe its just me , but do you like to smell it when someone else dose ??\nbe a little respectful ... atleast go to the bathroom !
445388
Okay let's explain it like this...(I'm not even going throught the multitudes of other answers before saying this so if I'm repeating sorry)\n\nI was raised in the country...In my family going pee wherever is okay. If you are in the woods and you have to go, GO! If you are on the side of the highway hide behind the door or car and GO! But that is me and my family...\n\nI'm guessing you were raised either in town or in a city where stuff like that isn't cool right? Okay, well I wouldn't pee in a city either but if I had to go and I thought no one was watching I would hide somewhere and do my business (especially if I was drunk.)\n\nThink of it this way...It's better to have your friend pee behind a parked car than her peeing on herself and you having to carry her dripping behind home. So yes, it's weird, but better than the alternative I'd think...
807427
Next time someone asks you to do that, punch one floor off so the car will stop there first. Chances are that people who expect others to wait on them will get torqued about an unneeded stop.\n\nIt works even better if they are not paying attention and miss their floor because they think you've done as they asked.\n\nIf you get out before they do, break wind on your way out the door if there are no innocent victims.
137306
Depends on the setting. I usually do infront of my siblings, with people I know will not get offended by it.  I usually do it when I am driving or mad.  (I'm female)
377495
Oh, I thought it was acceptable.  I've been doing it for years and it always causes people to laugh rather than to scorn me.  Better out than in.  "Wherever you be, let your wind blow free".
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
387358
who gives a crap! its yur bathroom! so let it smell the way u want! jus prop open a window...thats what i do lol
669773
why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
1091300
try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
668454
YES DO IT RIGHT NOW, and then fart in a bottle and recap it quickly, as to trap the smell, then say "Hey sis, could ya smell this for me"?
691092
People can get used to their own smell and not realize that it's offensive to others.  So chances are that the "Something smells in here. Can you smell it too?" approach isn't going to work.  If they knew that they smelled they would (hopefull) do something about it.\n\nIn some cases, when someone doesn't just smell dank but is truly rancid I think it's a passive aggressive maneuver on their part. If the stench is that bad, others who are close to him/her must have mentioned it and the person is choosing to ignore their suggestion/request/plea and is therefore being passive aggressive.\n\nThe easiest way is to enlist a child to inform them of their problem. Kids are brutally honest and people seem to handle their criticism better than an adult's. One morning I hadn't brushed my teeth yet, and my wife's young cousin was sitting next to me on the couch, and I said something to her at close quarters and she scrunched up her face and said "Pew! Your breath stinks!" I laughed, apologized, and went to brush my teeth w/o any hurt feelings.  \n\nIf that isn't an option, the best way is to be direct, but not everyone can be that direct. Although if you can, I would suggest -not- being extremely apologetic, and don't mention that everyone has noticed it, and that it's been going on forever. Best case you say something as soon as possible because to me the real awkwardness comes when the person realizes s/he's been gagging people for weeks or months without realizing. Even if it's a lie you might say that you just noticed it, that way you avoid the "OMG how long has this been going on?" shame.\n\nSo if it were me I would not want, "You're a great person, and we respect you, and [...5 more minutes of buttering up...] but you have an odor problem, and we've all been suffering, and we've been trying to decide how to tell you for the last 6 months." Instead I'd rather get, "Hey, you probably don't realise it but you have a real odor thing going on and it would really help if you could try something different in your routine. I just thought you might want to know, no big deal."\n\nBe direct, be straight, be as concise as you can without sounding like a bastard. Most people try to add as much verbal padding as possible when they are trying to tell someone something that's bad news, embarrassing, etc. Just cut to the chase and get to the point, make the moment only as long as it needs to be.
351442
try stretching and straining to cause a fart,once you have farted cup it in your hand and smell of it.
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee