Have you ever had makeshift gourmet?
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That's the only way to eat! So the answer is yes, yes I have.
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My worst screwup was when I was a catering waitress for a wedding, "Family style" (bowls of food placed on the table and people help themselves).  I spilled green bean juice from the bowl onto a woman's dress.  She was so p'ed off!  But her husband laughed hysterically and handed me a $10 bill!  Oh my...
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so one nice sunny day in may i decided to eat a cucumber so i put it on a nice beautiful plate and i peeled off the outside portion of the cucumber and then i realized that it is in the shape of a cylinder so i took a knife and i cut a big hole in it and then i strung some stringy things from my teeth that got there when i was eating a mango and then i put them on some things and then i went tring tring and voila it was a ukelele.\n\numm its a big of a run-on sentence. i think it's pretty good.
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Wow.  You learn something new everyday.  No, I didn’t even know that they had their own Voodoo.  Hmm.. \n\nI know that they can sure cook!  Yummy.
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your southern cooking i assume...i have been used a few occasions, but i usually ended up getting something in return...car, house, kidney...something
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My fiancee and I had and in-door picnic.\n\nA blanket laid out in the living room, candles, picnic basket and food out of the fridge.  We put the flat screen computer on tropical fishes.  He decorated with the picnic dishes and we dressed in shorts and summer wear, tropical music, frozen drinks. We invited a few friends who brought left overs this was a requirement no bought food.  The only thing purchased was ice which was $0.99 for a 3 lb bag.  We had a great time\n\nIt was 24 degrees outside but it was like the Bahamas at our house.
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do you have a thing for burritos?
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I'll take the can any old day!\n\nBut on food network I saw some great recipes.  especially one made in a turkey shaped mold.
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We actually "do just that"!  When we travel we take local colling classes and learn native foods.\nI make a mean "jerk chicken" and great "gumbo".
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Pretend your'e eating something really nice!
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This one time, in band camp, I sat down and launched the world's most perfect sea pickle.  It was aerodynamically awesome, created effortlessly.  I had it stuffed and mounted.  It's on the wall above me, smiling down on me as I tappy tap the keyboard.  Lordy.  \n\nRemembering that day... chokes me up... brings a tear of joy to my eye. Sigh.
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Did u consider getting your own?
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pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
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Last night i kept two guavas on my desk....\nAnd today morning I found a hole in one of them.....\nFind out who have created that hole......if u can.... :)
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All of the above at one time or another. One time I was at the \nsupermarket and I was whipping around the corner and I slipped \nand slid all the way down the aisle because there was a tiny \nlittle piece of lettuce on the floor in the produce aisle. If theres \nsomething on the floor , I will find it.
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One Thanksgiving Day, I cooked a complete dinner for my family which included five children and cooked an extra complete dinner for residents of a detox. One freezing winter day, while entering a t-stop (subway)in Boston I noticed several homeless men huddled in a corner. I went to McDonald's and bought them hamburgers, fries, and hot coffee. Both incidents are true. You can pick the nicest one of the two.
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no sorry, there is a restaurant in los angeles called raw, they serve that kind of food. Dont know exactlt the address but you cand find it online