Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to my question21!?
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I used to tell people they needed a concrete softner to fix problems in their sidewalks. \n\nWe used to tell the new students to bring us 'left' handed wrenches.\n\nAnd George Carlin made reference to a left nostral inhaler.
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very good.  i always enjoy your jokes and riddles.  you never disappoint me.  keep up the good work!!:-D
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*Stupidest of them all, and deserving of the 10 Points*\n\n"What color teletubbie are you?"\n\nLOL :-)\n\n~~~Have fun with that one!
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Hello!!!\n\nYou're the God of Hell
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Why not.  Hi my name is ******.  Nice to meet you.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sorry im laughing. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Now, what was the question again? Oh, yes. Laughing hahahahahahahahahha tear hahahahahahahahahahahah gashahahahahhahahahaha!~hahahahahaha!hahahahahah! I can't stop laughing myselhahahahahahahahahahahaha. Okay I stopped laughing. Now what was my answer again?
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hmmm...asking questions like this, and giving me the points, because I answered it???\nOr....could it be watching American Idol??\nCould it be sharing a soda with your sweetheart? \nOne more guess......you'd love to meet me???\n:~)   ;~)    ;~)
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dude about that account.... whats the username?
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You have had the best questions tonight! I am still laughing about this one!
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LMAO. Wow. That was pretty funny. Thank you. So hard to choose though. Possibly Devastatin' Dave and his "Zip Zap Rap" - worst title ever, worst pants, worst placement of the word "Zap". Then there's those strange, naked hobbits of Orleans, and Orion (whoever the hell that is) reborn as a cross between Elvis and Liberace in a blue jumpsuit wearing an inexplicable Eyes Wide Shut party mask!! Finally, the two mullet masterpieces of Ken, and Mr. Chicken Coupe de Ville. I'm going to lie down and die laughing now.
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am POOH\n\n\nin a guest appearance lol!
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seriously?\nwhat the guy above says..\nTELL HIM I SAID HI!!
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Hi it's me again, and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry to report that I have never had a Mister Squindo, because I know you were wondering since I answered your riddle correctly.  I hope you find someone!!!  :D
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you have a great name ......i would love to chat with you...lol\n\ni think that would rock my world....email me please\n\n                                                       johnny
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Hey JOHN...this is the 4th time you've asked us all your name.   Do I have to repeat it?\nEverybody, his name is JOHN, he is the boy who FARTED inside the elevator two days ago.
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lol john!!!! ur so gay lol jkjk whats up???
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*** Locke!!! ***HI!! how are you?...:)\n\nlmaooooo !! funnnnyyyyy 10+