My friend won't stop farting, what should I do?
813860
yes farting is natural out bodies do it at the most awkward times.\nAlthough if someone has a farting problem that just stinks out the office..  Sometimes subtle hints help.\nLike wow that was a little smelly mate. mind opening some windows.. or asking for some spray to go around the office.\n\nIf these don't help then you will have to be forward.. \nLook mate..  these farts are starting to make me feel ill.. can  you move away when know your going to release one.\nor go to the toilet, Ask are you taking anything for it.\nbeing forward might make them feel awkward but also bringing it to there attention that its becoming a problem is the best.
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
154907
eat alot of beans or other food that has alot of carbohydrates.  also take just a pinch of yeast with the food.  in 24 hours you'll be farting enough to light a fire.
985088
I can't really say the funniest thing I've ever done (besides stupid klutzy moments involving falling into a group of desks during a Spanish game) because I'm pretty much the dry wit Daria/Darlene/Wednesday person of our group, but I do have one anecdote which my friend will kill me for if he ever finds out I posted this. :]\n\nOkay, so this friend of mine, really smart and artistic and all but essentially the living example of "the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet."  So he has a lot of allergy problems and this one time he was at home and he had to sneeze but it wouldn't come out.  So what does my brilliant friend do?  He pours some pepper into his hand and attempts to sniff it, ever so slightly, but ends up inhaling all of it.  So of course he's running around the house like crazy trying to get it out while his mom is just sitting there laughing at him.\n\nAnd it would probably be much funnier if you actually knew him and knew the sorts of things he does.
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
21738
Don't push. Atleast that way the gas will escape without being so loud. That is of course assuming you meant poop, not pop.
1011820
The devil is trying to communicate with you via farting.  Record it, play it backwards, and listen to the hidden messages.  You'll know what to do.
1138339
Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
563067
Well, unless your friend thinks having you laugh at him is really funny......have him say, "Get lost, you stupid loser. I prefer friends who respect me instead of making fun of me." You'll be laughing...he'll be walking away.
493286
to me, it's a really weird person saying"PRESS THE FART BUTTON" and at the end, it says in small letters "you know you want to"\n\nEWWW!!
863244
Wow... Um... Ya, tell her to let him go.  He's gone.  Also, he said he'd call her and when he didn't, she called him and left numerous messages, that's not cool either.  She made herself seem despirate.  Tell her to leave the poor fart sniffer alone.
153292
you know her problems. try to encourage her. tell her she is not the only one that has the problem but they eat inorder to live. tell her that what she is doing is not only bad to her but is also affecting you as her friend. just encourage her
1052914
Girlfriend, you must be farting up a STORM!  Thank God for this as it's good for the soul!
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
911655
i have the same problem with my boxer/pitt mix-(named Isis)--oh my god i thought i was alone--and u can't talk 2 people about it cause they look @ u like you're friggin' crazy---no matter what i feed her the dog farts like a darn human---and DO MEAN loud!!!!  and she can clear a room out in a heartbeat honey-----just keep some air spray near--