Is there anything better then throwing your nuts at people?
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yes, gathering nuts in May
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Camping.\nGrilling, camping jr.\nWatergun fight.\nPlaying tag.\nAny sport from bicycling to basketball.\nCoffee/Beer. Both still legal.\nSex?\nStart a band, no matter how bad.\nLocal music scene, no matter how bad.\nNo board games, unless you prefer the alternate solution to your problem wherein you get rid of your friends by playing Monopoly and Risk.\n\nOooh! I got one, the bestest fun of all! Go to church! Wheee, God!!!!![/sarcasm]
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Why are you looking for stories?  Search YouTube.  I'm sure they have lots of videos of guys actually getting hit in the nuts.
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tause you hab a tinky twat
577874
Find a park.  Find a bench.  Bring a book.  Open the book, set it upon lap and then you have the perfect cover from which to make fun of all the other people in the park.  Loads of fun.  Watch the amorous couple under the tree, the group of kids attempting to play frisbee, that snobby guy walking his snobby dog, all fodder for some good clean mental taunting.
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I want to kick the as out of a lot of people.  Just do it you will feel better afterwards.
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kick them in the nuts and they'll be mad...trust me.
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I like to watch men getting hit in the nuts. It is funny. I liked it on the Simpsons when that old guy was hit in the nuts by a football in their spoof of America's Funniest Home Videos.
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I like the jokes... but I can only take about 15 minutes of people yelling at me.. calling me retarded or talk spanglish.. \n\nits funny.. in moderation\n\nChris Rock would be the funniest of those you mentioned
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I would suggest that instead of eating crazy things that you take of contortionism.  Nothing wakes up the men at a party like doing a split us the side of a door jamb or putting your legs behind your head.  They are party tricks that men will really notice - though you might have a hard time with the ladies...
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yes, you should know better then to throw it at all.
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making fun of something that exists
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People will not think your nuts,  I ve heard pet phrases of mine that I know were just mimen and no one elses used in unbleivable places.  If its catchy it will catch.
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alot better life than yours.  \nquit bashing people for being inquisitive about life's experiences.\ngo back to selling crack on the street corners.\nAzzhole.
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GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO GIVING BRITH
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A wanna be victim-nut-goof-ball
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Generally speaking, throwing handfulls of jujubes (but NOT the red ones!  Beware the red ones!) while shouting "Argle Bargle Morbul Whoosh!" does the trick.\n\nNo, wait, that's for door-to-door evangelists.