Subject : Santa is a woman?
813215
of course santas a women because i have never got what i asked for in my life  by the way there is no santa this year got shot collecting letters in iraq blame bush on yhat 1
786927
1. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?\n\n2. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?\n\n3. Someone call the police! You stole my heart.\n\n4. Do you have a map? Cause I got lost in your eyes.\n\n5. Can I be your slave tonight?
637839
What do you mean Santa's not real?
799224
Leave out the woman part and use girl/female\nI love that  you are a creation of God, may be a bit more acceptable\nColourful stationary/envelope would be nice...\nGood Luck!
325632
Woman concieved man. Man concieved god. God comes from woman- so she's a Goddess.
38180
Your avatar is female, so my answer is NO.
931796
Hang on a minute, are you trying to tell me that Santa does not EXIST !
15630
According to some sources, Mrs. Claus' full name is Jessica Mary Claus.  There is a good Santa Clause FAQ here:\n\nhttp://www.santaclaus.com/faq.html\n\nThere seem to be an open debate on the subject though.
17912
YES! YES! YES!\n\nI know he exists.  He inspired me to choose kids from a giving tree, and help out senior citizens.\n\nI got a MP3 player for a 15-year-old boy.  Thought I'd go out of my box and pick a 15-year-old boy because they are the one's most often forgotten.  Then I got a fire engine for a 5-year-old boy.  The fire engine was super fun to play with; I got to play with it before I wrapped it and gave it away. I also got a Barbie doll for a 5-year-old girl.\n\nThen for the seniors, I got large washable teddy bears; the alzstimers patients love these.  I also got them pill holders, lotion, scarves, and CD Books (for the blind). All of these gifts together were $80.00.  I’m just a good shopping elf.\n\nSo, do you think Santa exists now??? I'm sure he guided me on the children and seniors to pick.  After all, he knows who's been notty and nice.\n\nDo I still get presents from Santa?  Yes, I get the present of being his little elf and helping him help children and the old.  After all, Santa is the Saint Patron of giving.
420142
1.  Santa is a fictional jolly old elf therefore he laughs "ho....\n2.  ****as in doodle-doo is not a four letter word just as when you are calling a donkey by another name you call him a jack***\n3.  pencil are graded by the hardness of the lead and a number 2 pencil is softer than and number 1 pencil\nand \n4. ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS?
746648
Yes. Santa is real, if you believe in him! I think the world would be a much better place if people quit trying to destroy other peoples' happy illusions.
343740
hahahahaha....everyone thinks this is a girl....hahahahahaha...im seeing a 50 yr old fat man with a santa claus beard rubbing one out to ur answers
1069520
Gender of the PM want please...
73505
Oh, that is a very funny joke. It would be, albeit, near impossible for a dyslexic person to sell their soul to Santa if all he accepts are applications from people who are 3 feet tall or below. Therefore, the dyslexic person must meet the requirements :]
361235
Santa Claus Is Male:\n\nSanta:  Not from Spanish...\n\n\n\n[Probably alteration of Dutch Sinterklaas, from Middle Dutch Sinterclaes, St. Nicholas  : sint, saint (from Middle Dutch, from Old French saint. See saint) + heer, lord; see mynheer + claes(short for Niclaes, Nicholas).]
306728
I'm nice cuz if I were mean, Santa would give me a piece of coal for Christmas. ;___;\n\n\n... Seriously? I can be a bit of a biatch sometimes, but most of the time, I'm "nice".
940035
.......Santa i'd imagine.