Has anyone invented a drink yet called JIHAD? drink it and feel like a bus bomb went off in your skull?
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How about Screwdriver!!!! How about if you invented a drink called You F***bull****.?
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How about going to Busch Gardens, riding Roman Rapids, and having my pad wash blood out all over my pants!?  (didn't even think of that.) \n\nI triple dog dare anyone to come up with a better one.  And feel free to use my experience to make yourself feel better.  I can laugh at myself plenty enough not to mind.
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bremerton washington ... 19 yrs ago...someone dropped something into a beer I left unitended... think it was acid or something like it ... happened to several people there.. one second a good time next conan the barbarian waves at me from a poster.. the radio is making noises....and poof three days of pure hell... so watch your drinks.. dont drink anything you left for awhile....
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I performed a wedding one saturday evening and then got invited to the reception. At the reception i tried not to drink to much but i lost count of how many jello shots i had.  to make a long story short i past out at some point in my friends car.  When I woke up the next morning i was being poked  and yelled at by the ushers of my church. I had only 1 hour till I was to give a sermon and i was hungover with the smell of alcohol in clothes. \nThey took me in by the backdoor and down stairs to the kitchen. I had a bird bath in the sick while they sprayed my clothes down with room spray.  i even drank down 2 pots of coffee.\nWhen I got to the sancutary the sounds of the organ about killed me. It felt like it was right in my skull pounding away at my brain. I stumbled around a bit and made it to the pulpit. I held on to the it with dear life and looked up to see my congragation glaring at me.  they was not happy with me!\nI did my best to lead the service but every little noise and every little light seemed to just stab at my brain. When I gave my sermon i did  it in a record 5 minutes and then ended the service. \nAfter the service i proped my self up against the doors to the church and shook hands with the people as they left. Noone really talked to me! \nWhen I got home I spent the day in the bathtub with all the lights out! The next sunday I gave a sermon on drunkeness!
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I love vodka with cranberry juice. Drugs...only thing I have is migranes drugs and well I guess smokin' would be considered a drug too...Drinking from big mugs is best, doesnt take as long to get smashed..Hee hee. And I have harwood floor, no rugs...just house bugs in my friends kitchen eww!
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Hello Hashi,\n  OK call me crazy if you wish, BUT, all I know is if I lived in a neighborhood where everyone around me has a gun (bomb?) and one of them has been in a continual gun battle with one of my religious brothers (Palestine / Israel.) Then there's the other one that invaded my next door neighbors house to steal all his valuables (oil,political freedom,will) (US / Iraq) and to add insult to injury, he's not even from around here to begin with! Yeah call me crazy! I definitely would want my own gun. Wait a minute, they DO call me crazy!\n\nAs a side note, I think we should not be so damn cozy with Pakistan either, it appears that the Musharraf's Mob is playing serious games with us, both on the capture of bin Laden and the sale of nuclear secrets to not only Iran, but also Libya and North Korea. (see link)
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LOL!!!  Thanks, that's about the funniest thing I've read on here all day.  Mustard, with a side of saran.  I love it.
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After shock... SICK......Never will drink it again.,...LOL..
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Day before yesterday, my cousin got a cup (one that you drink  out of) stuck on his face. It was hilarious watching him try to get it off. I've seen him do lot's of other really stupid things, but I can't think of what they are at the moment.
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Neat....I love 'spiritual punch,' we were always drinking that stuff back in the day. I could tell you stories that would curl your hair, unless you already have a perm. We would drink the 'spiritual punch' and spend the whole day in the woods, you know, getting 'spiritual' and crap like that. We would pass around the 'wacky tobaccy' and have long question and answer sessions (much like here) with each other, it was a hoot.....\n\nAnyway that was then, and now is now.
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Ahhhh, lovely.  This could easily be added to the Javacrucian rituals we already practice.\n\nAt last!  Praise to the Bar of Mars! We have found what was lacking, and all our hopes have been restored!\n\nYou have done a wondeful thing here, by providing us with a second verse, after the Most Holy Sacred and Efficacious Javacrucian Chant:\n\n"It is by Caffeina alone\nthat I set my mind in motion.\nBy the Beans of Java,\nmy thoughts aquire speed.\nThe hands aquire the shakes,\nthe shakes become a warning.\nIt is by Caffeina alone\nthat I set my mind in motion…"
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I was stationed in Germany...and had heard all the rumors about "hearty German Woman".  I had only been in country about 2 weeks and "the regulars" took "the newbies" out to a VERY German bar.  \n\nI not only drank ALOT of German beer....I did ALOT of banana schnapps  << did I spell that right...anyway.  So a little into the evening I am feeling AMERICAN and GIRLY and I loudly yell in a crowded, smoke infested room of old German men......"BIG BREASTED GERMAN LADY, BRING ME A BEER NOW".......!  I don't know the look on anyone ones face when I said it, I was too caught up in my moment....BUT...I did hear their cheer when she brought me a brimming beer and said in PERFECT ENGLISH......"HERE SMALL TITTY GIRL.....SOMEDAY YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD WHAT I DO"!\n\nConclusion:  I passed out....they brought me home.....they plopped me on the top bunk.....I fell.  I puked banana for the next 2 days.....I now wish my Grandma was German.  Go figure!
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When I was deployed to Saudi Arabia for Desert Storm we were not allowed to have alcohol either. However one of my buddies father sent him a bottle of Jack Daniels about once a week. He just packed the bottle with snacks, magazines, toilet paper, sodas, etc and there was never a problem. Like you said is was a luxury in a very nasty place!
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*Chuckling for I wait an hour after everyone else has drunk their's to drink mine* But if you are asking does the church with its history of bloodshed and crusades scare me today?\n\nThe answer is an emphatic, hell yeah!\n\nFrom their insane desire to destroy all other faiths to the hijacking of politics, they worry me greatly as would any rational free thinker...
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Oh yes... when we were about twelve a few friends and i went drinking one of my male friends joked with another that he urinated in his drink bottle...i laughed and said ha pisshead.....amd whaddya know ten years later an hes still PISSHEAD
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chicken ate them................have you lost your mind? \nI've studied Islam for ages ,never came across these kinds of stories.
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what are you drinking before bedtime?? I want some!!those are some wild dreams!!