any home remedies for swab drug tests ?
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You can check here-\n\nhttp://privy-test.blogspot.com/
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Drink lots of water the next 3 days and the day of the test drink 6 quarts before you have to go.\n\n\nGood luck! ;)
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bag balm works wonders.you get it @ walmart in the pet area, it's in a green tin
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If you want an old fashioned home remedy that truly works, rub cornstarch in your armpits. No joke it really works. When you do shave use a shaving lotion and sharp razor.
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Try coca butter lotion, or creams.
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Take long baths in a tub with warm water and soak it there. I heard that an Indian folk remedy was dabbing/soaking it in your urine first thing in the morning. Best thing is to buy anti-hemorrhoid creams or suppusitories they are usually OTC and just ask the pharmacist to give you some. Good Luck :-)
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OK, the best best is to be off all drugs that could cause a postive test. But you sound like you are heading that direction so I offer you this, Brother. \n\nNo guarantee but goldenseal and cayenne can help cleanse the system. Talk with someone in your health food store about maximum amounts of those in daily doses. Yes, increase the amount of water you are taking in but also increase your vitamin intake. \n\nThe commercial products can help, especially since you know you have a certain amount of time to get clean before your test. Two weeks can be enough as long as you stay off the weed. I mean it, stay off the weed. Follow the instructions exactly. Did I say STAY OFF THE WEED?\n\nThe day of the test, do not give them the first urine of the day. Make sure you have gone to the restroom at least once before. Drink lots of water before you have to give your urine sample. Also take some more vitamins, especially (up to 4 grams) vitamin C. If your urine is too clear or not the right pH, they will reject it. It needs to be straw colored to yellow and not too basic (thus vitamin C).\n\nDo not drop anything into your urine to try to get around the test. Do not try to substitute anything for your urine. The testers are pretty good about spotting wrong temperature and wrong pH. \n\nIf you are going to have to give hair, I would suggest shaving all your hair right now. It does go out into your hair. I doubt they till test that. \n\nPee testing is the easiest for a company to do. Usually they will do the EMIT test.\n\nSome other things to watch out for is avoid poppyseed products. They give false positives for morphine and opiates. Any false positives can immediately get you disqualified or sent to a better drug screen which may be very inconvenient.\n\nRead the link below. Again play it safe and straight on the actual day of the test. No dropping things in your urine.
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For a drug test:\nDon;t smoke, don;t drink alcohol, don;t do drugs. Report to the testing agency any perscription drugs you may be taking. A few days before the test, do not eat poppy seeds.\n\nFor general health:\nEat right and exercise. Stay away from sugar.
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Check out this site--\nTecnu is the ONLY thing I've found that works, and I'm extremely allergic to that nasty stuff.\n\nhttp://www.teclabsinc.com/products.cfm?id=707EBBAC-C195-A16D-90E9AA053C081507&section=1
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The USEPA manuals are the place to start.  For unofficial procedures, you can go to a pool or fish store and get simple tests that work for most home situations.  Other procedures are found in the book "Standard Methods".
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depends on what kind of test it is.  if it is a hair test, you are screwed, unless you have REALLY short hair or none at all.  there is no way to undo what is found in hair.\n\nif its a piss test, i've had friends who swear that by using a drop or two of regular household bleach in your piss test that it will come out clean.  personally, i dont trust it.\n\ni have found that this always works, especially if you don't smoke often (1-2 times per week).  Drink A LOT of water and cranberry juice, take cranberry pills for up to a week before your test.  do not smoke at all during this week, and stay away from friends who do.  if they are good friends they will understand.  make sure that your pee is coming out clear all week.  by the time you take your test you should come out negative.  it worked for a few friends of mine (including a girlfriend who needed to pass a test for a county job, and they are very strict about those tests)\n\nfor someone like me who has been smoking daily (many times a day) for over 8 years what i just mentioned above wouldn't help at all.  i just have to find jobs that dont test, and for those that do i have a Prop 215 card in CA that helps me get away with it... thank you ADA and NORML!
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Try a product called Certain Dry. You can get it at a local drug store.
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Not likely. Not only that, most places that test for drugs (especially if this has anything to do with "the law") also test urine for dilution, since this is the most common method people tend to use to try to mask (or get rid of) the drug from being detected in their systems. Usually, what else is "looked for" are the common ingredients found in your over-the-counter type supposed "remedies". None of them work anyway, and if your urine is found to have any of those common components (like in those drinks you can buy that supposedly work)- or your urine has too much water in it, or the ph level is off, usually this will count as a "dirty u.a.". Meth usually takes 7-10 days to clear the system, sometimes longer, and there's really not much you can do at all to "speed things up". Your best bet- in the future, is, to not use the drug.\n\n-Tera (time4u420@yahoo)
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YOU CAN TRY SOME RUBBING ALCHOL ON A RAG, YOU CAN USE WD 40...THAT WORKS GREAT, AND YOU CAN USE THIS STUFF CALLED OOPS, IT COMES IN A SMALL CAN THAT YOU GET AT THE HARDWARE STORE. GOOD LUCK! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LOOK UP HELOISE HINTS ON LINE...SHE HAS ALL THE ANSWERS TO HOUSEHOLD TIPS.
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one way, which you can practive at home, but takes a very long time... dry the leaf.  get pure alcohol, something you can take internally, not isopropyl or rubbing.  soak the leaves in the alcohol for a long time (weeks-2), the longer the better.  the alcohol extracts the medicinal properties from the plant.  now you have a tincture.  30 drops when done properly is an alternative medicine industry standard.
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I can tell you something my husband recommends, I don't know if it will work for you, but it did for him.\n\nDay of testing:  Get up 4 hours before the test and drink 2 ounces of pickle juice (dill or sweet don't matter as long as it is not spicy).  Slam water (as much as your able to, a gallon is what you want to shoot for).  Then 2 hours before drink another 2 ounces of pickle juice and slam water (again, a gallon is what to shoot for).  \n\nThe water gives you a diluted specium and the pickle juice masks the dilute by making your urine more acidic.  If you don't smoke for a couple of days it will help.
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apricot scrub\n\ncheap and it works!