I ran out of questions so i had to get on my other account: Religious Joke?
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LOL, that was very good.
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LOL..\n\nI Got Tricked!
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a two minute questionaire on the internet.\n\npoof - then ur ordained.\n\ncool, huh?????
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What is ridiculously funny on Yahoo Q & A is any type of abuse from Christians.Not only do they never have there facts right but make such idiots of themselves in the process:)
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Wow Sean, I didn't know they kicked you off. Good to see you back on the horse. I have not been on much lately, so let me pay my respects to your old account a few days late. Yahoo has become particularly Nazi-ish lately. I received a 2nd violation the other day (for not agreeing that Allah is god), and I usually word everything so that it won't be deleted. Don't let them get you down. Just be more careful. Have a good night.
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Such a kind and unselfish question arouses hostility, insult and religious disturbance.\n\nWhat happened to all the Love?\n\nIt is not in my usual manner to pray, but I will do so tonight.  \nI will pray for the boys AND girls sacrificing in honor of our Great Nation. \nI will also pray, not for impossible "peace on earth", but for open eyes, open hearts, open minds.\n\nThe Church Lady was merely asking a question, not attacking.  No need to defend yourselves.\n\nOh, and Church dude, I will have thoughts of you in that dress as well. :)
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Yes, go to religion & check out Ellis D - his questions have me\nlaughing - pre-party.\nI'm serious, they're not religious, I don't know how they ended\nup there. \nI have voted his doggie paddle/bird nest question "Best \nQuestion Ever" - I know you'll agree!\n\nOr click my avatar - you'll see his avatar under the questions \nI've answered - it's worth it!
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You seem to have a surreal sense of humour, like the plastic eggs of the artificial zeppelin. This inhibits your paranoaic critical facility to ask questions. \n\n And try the Rhogan Josh.
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Nauseous..see my last question on my profile.. I had misfiled it under religion and moved it to health but no one there knows so far.
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No.  I ask the questions to which I want to know the answer.  I ask them once.  My questions have nothing to do with my own faith/religion or lack thereof.  They mostly have to do with my ignorance of other religions.
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heheheheehe! I can take a joke. your questions are very good Lo! I sincerely do not know what to tell you! infidel is such a strong word you know.....
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when i seen this question crapped my self with laughter
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are you having a laugh either your really bored and cant think of a decent question to ask or you are just plain dumb.....humm my guess is the 2nd one!
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why did u remove ur question about christians in the mid-east. Damn u man, i had a GREAT answer to ur question that i put A LOT of thought into, and then i click submit, and it says u removed the question. i am so pissed. it took me like 15 minutes to write my respone. WHY WHY WHY. I put alot of thought into that. it was a REAL GREAT ANSWER, AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT.
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Friend I have been on this site since June & I have ask only 15 questions, & about 6 of them was on health, A question mainly is for someone to learn something, I have been serving God over 36 yrs. & I don't have many questions to ask. And the ones I did ask, I was trying to see what others believe, Not because I didn't know, but to see what others would say.
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Sorry! Didn't notice it was under Religion and Spirituality:\n\nJOKE #1\n\nA woman and a man go to church every week, and every week, the man falls asleep during the pastor's sermon. So the wife decides that she'll bring a long hat pin, and poke him with it whenever he fell asleep.\nSo later that morning they went to church. And almost as soon as church had started the man fell asleep. The pastor began to get into his sermon. He posed the question, "And who created the world in seven days?"\n\nThe woman poked the man with the pin. He jumped up and said, "GOD ALMIGHTY!"\n\n"Very good, very good." The pastor replied, nodding his head. The man sat down in embarrassment, but soon fell asleep again.\n\nThe pastor continued his sermon, and got to the point where he posed another question, "And who died on the cross to save us from our sins?"\n\n"JESUS CHRIST." The man said as he jumped up after being poked. The entire congregation looked at him. He mumbled something to himself, and sat back down.\n\nThe pastor once again continued his sermon, and neared the end. He posed one more question, "And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?"\n\nThe woman poked her husband one more time, and he jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT OFF!"\n\n\nJOKE #2\n\nA drunk that had just come out of a bar, got lost and ended up walking into a lake where a group of Baptists were performing a group baptism ceremony.\n\nThe drunk guy approaches the minister: "E-e-e-xcuse me, b-b-but, I-I'm lost...."\n\nThe minister says: "Yes, brother, we all were lost once". And without as much as a warning he grabs the drunk by the hair and puts him under water, face down".\nThe drunk kicked and struggled.\n\nHe finally pulls him out of the water and asks him: "Have you found Jesus, brother?".\nScared, the drunk guy, yells out: NOOO!!\n\nThe minister puts him underwater once again and asks him: "Have you found Jesus, brother?".\nThe drunk yells out: NOOO!!\n\nHe puts him underwater once again and asks him: "Have you found Jesus, brother?".\nAlmost crying, the drunk guy screams: "NOOO!! I DIDN'T FIND HIM!! A-A-RE Y-Y-OU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE DROUNDED???
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I like that joke. It's not one to get offended about. It's very humorous! :)\nRaw Diva, don't listen to those arrogant foolish religious know it alls, especially common_sense_from_a_jerk!!!\nYou have a great joke and it's not distasteful in any way!\nI wanna hear another!!