Who died and made you the boss?
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I'm so sorry you didn't get the memo and had to post this question~  I will post the memo!\n\nMEMO:\nIn response to the death of common sense.  Maleficent was sworn in today in an official ceremony.   Please be sure to congratulate her as the voice or reason in a senseless world.
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I would have to say my now present manager ( Earl). He is supportive, kind, courteous, intelligent, funny, soft- spoken, ambitious, outgoing, smart, positive, helpful, responsible, goal oriented and of course the best boss in the US of A! I wouldn't be able to do my job efficiently if it wasn't for his praise, ideas and endless encouragement to make me a better asst.manager. He needs to get the "boss of the year" award, I think.
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quit then he will not be your boss anymore
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OMG  what a horrible boss.
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this guy made a guy, the guy came alive, and killed the guy who made the guy..
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OMG the funny memory this question dragged up!\nThere was this obnoxious guy that kept groping at my ex-bosses grand-daughter in the bar.  He could not take a hint.  Anyways, we were out with some friends of ours, one of whom was an off duty cop.  We escorted the pig and his friend out of the bar and I must have been feeling invincible with my cop friend and swung at the guy hitting him square in the face.  I dont know who was more shocked, me, him or our friends.  Anyways, his friend was dragging him away as my friends were holding me back.  I can't imagine what on earth possessed me to hit the guy (rum maybe???) but I am glad everyone else had enough sense to let it stop there.
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because he the god Father.......and if you question him He's going to whack you.\nremember don't ever question the boss because he leads the crew and don't be a rat(remember the omerta)
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The one that kills you...
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I used to have an "unruly" boss.  He made my life and everyone else's miserable at work.  I just swallowed my pride and remembered what the Bible tells us to do.  Eventually he got fired and things at work became much better.
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OMG!  Thanks for the fond memories - he was a staple of my childhood as well.  Unfortunately,  I have no idea what the man did during the time proceeding his death.  One thing is certain he is greatlly missed  <sniff>
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Simon Cowell. Pretty good manager, but i heard he's hard to work with sometimes.
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Who did he kill this time?
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Hitler..even though hes dead, he still makes an impact on the present
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what happened to yours?
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LOL  What profession do YOU have?  Can I be your boss? ; )
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WHO CROWNED YOU "DICTATOR" ???
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Arselicking with the boss