Has there been anything you have mistakenly said or done that just made you want to fly away?
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Oh, yes.  Fly away, crawl under the table, dive under the bed, or run for the hills.  It happens a lot with me.
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Now that's a true addiction to answers!!! I've not done that, but I've almost said 'lol' in conversation- almost, but managed to stop myself!!
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I heard this one this morning:\n\nI had an aunt who, whenever we met at a wedding, would nudge me on the arm and wink, saying, "you'll be next". It irritated the hell out of me, until one day when I finally got her to stop. We were at a funeral, and I nudged her on the arm, winked and said, "you'll be next."
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I promised this guy friend of mine that I would take him on a picnic.  He's a bit of an odd duck and I didn't know him very well when we jokingly talked about a picnic, and the next thing I know, we're seeing more of each other and now it's a promise, but I keep blowing it off or coming up with some excuse...and then he died.  \n\nI'm going to find out where his ashes are and go have a picnic with him there.
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Yes. I have. For instance there was this guy that I really liked ( i knew him)  who had moved away for college and I started flirting with his sister instead. The whole time I pretended she was him I don't know why. But I did.
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Are you nervous?? I used to do that whenever I was anxious or nervous about something. I would catch myself doing it and eventually I stopped. You just have to make a conscious effort not to do it.
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Yes - but I fell off.
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Gee, let me count the ways...\n\nHow about having batteries and birth control pills falling out of your carry-on while stuffing it into the overhead bin right into the lap of a good looking guy? (Luckily I was in Europe and hoped that they look so different there he didn't know what they were- the pills that is)\n\nHow about going to an amusement park with 2 guys and riding a water ride, then getting so soaked that my pad washed out all over my pants?\n\nOr my personal favorite- I was on my computer at work, and was waiting for my husband to pick me up.  I saw him out of the corner of my eye come up behind me, yep, same khaki pants- and I rubbed the inside of his thigh & said just a minute while I finished typing.  I turned around- IT WAS MY BOSS.  Yes, 10 years later and I still work there!\n\nDon't worry about making fun of me- I am just posting this to help some poor schmuck laugh at themselves more.  I certainly have learned to!
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Well, something like that happened to me yours ago. Foolish me, did nothing about it, much to my eternal regret.  Of course it's your call, but perhaps you will enjoy and cherish the experience.
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hahaha\nA matter of fact I have. I ran into it and said excuse me. When I turned around........lol\nIt wasn't a real person.
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Yes I have. I kinda laughted it off and moved away from the guy just cause i didn't know him. I had a guy who kinda wouldn't take the hit so I told my boyfriend and his pressence scared him off. I had a friend who did that though and I laughted at him and asked him if he wanted a show, he got embarassed and stopped looking.
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I've had lots of funny things happen. Most recent was when I decided to lick my friends face instead of kiss it.... He had just put aftershave on and I didn't know and I was nearly sick and tasted it all day even after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash 3 times!!!
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No, but I was strongly tempted to.\n\nIf someone else had yawned near me, I probably would have, though.  ;-)
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I skived off work early last friday, \nwhen I got home I heard some noises upstairs so I crept up slowly and peered through the bedroom door only to see my wife naked in bed with my boss, \n\nJESUS ! lucky they didn't see me, I nearly got caught!
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I was in college and walking through the main building that contained the cafeteria. It was completely packed because it was about lunch time. \n\nwas looking absolutely marvelous...topping off my outfit were some incredibly high heels. I was making my way down the stairs when I adjusted my incredibly heavy backpack from one shoulder to the other. As I was doing this the thought was running through my head, "Man Pipsy, you look HOT today!" \n\nHowever, this shift in weight caused me to lose my balance. I went tumbling down about 2 sets of stairs head first and onto the cafeteria floor.\n\nThere was complete silence. People just stopped what they were doing and looked at me. Then people who were on the stairs stopped to help me up, people who were outside apparently saw the commotion though the glass wall and came in to help me, I was mortified!\n\nTo top it off I had to walk through the sea of people to get out, it was the only way.\n\nThat's what I get for thinking I look good and wearing high heels.\nGod has a funny way of knocking you off of your high horse.
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My younger sister and I had gone to buy some fried fish at this little chinese restaurant we knew. She was getting out of the car and had tripped over one of those cement barriers in front ot the car. I started laughing and turned suddenly and I ended up slamming my forehead into the bottom of an air conditioning window unit.
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not only tripped!\ni tore my skirt halfway to the top, banged my head to the glass window, dropped my grocery bag and everything rolled out in the middle of southland sc\nand oh yeah i laughed like crazy to 'avoid' embarrassment and i could feel my face was really hot =)