Have you ever accidentally slammed your pinky toe into a wooden post???
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yes i have just like slamming your finger in a door ouchhh...
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We dropped one on them by accident once. Well, actually a couple.\n\nLook it up
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YES!!! Wanna know why?  OMG this is hysterical....I was a preschool teacher and was out on the playground with sandals on and a little girl  yelled,"omg Miss Lisa, you have a spider on your toe!" I looked down, ready to shriek and realized it was my nasty hairy toe!!!   ROFLMAO
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How about pretty much all of the bones in my right hand?   \n\nYears ago I was changing a flat tire on my International Truck out in the parking lot where I worked.  A buncha guys were talking to me as I was doing it.  When I was putting the new tire on, my right hand was on the top of the tire, right below the wheel well...and then the jack slipped and the truck came down crushing my hand between the tire and the truck.\n\nI don't think I've ever cursed as much in my whole life, and thank god those guys were there because they were able to lift the truck up enough to get my hand out and take me to the hospital.
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embarrassing moment or movement...?  I fell going up stairs in front of my entire sixth grade class....landed with my face pressed against the wall....thankfully after the laughter they asked if I was ok.
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Yes, it happened to me. I stepped on glass and two years later it came out. Another year later a piece festered and lymph node in my groin, and had to be lanced.
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i broke my right arm twice. once falling off the banister. the second time i was jumping off the couch playing superman..LOL thats true.
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I was walking along the street and I tripped over a broken paving slab...fell flat out into the road just as a long line of schoolchildren came round the corner.  I was so embarrassed that I staggered up and walked away. I didnt realise that I had broken my arm until about 10 minutes later :((
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one time i was with a group of my friends at the movies and i went towards the bathroom and turned around to tell them where i was going, and when i turned back around i hit the wall face-first. I PUT AND DENT IN THE WALL, ANNNNNDDD BROKE MY BRACES AND HAD TO GET THEM FIXED!!!....\n\n\n.... nice to get that off my chest.. ty ;)
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Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
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Painted toenails drive me wild!! Add a ring to that painted toe and, well, lets just say it makes me bonkers over and over. Yes, indeed, paint those toes!
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My younger sister and I had gone to buy some fried fish at this little chinese restaurant we knew. She was getting out of the car and had tripped over one of those cement barriers in front ot the car. I started laughing and turned suddenly and I ended up slamming my forehead into the bottom of an air conditioning window unit.
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I am such a klutz and have broken all of my toes, except for my big toes.  I have a sofa that has a hide a bed in it, so whenever I try to move "the beast", I break a toe....or just walking past it I walk right into it.  Thankfully, that sofa is leaving me in a couple of weeks! \n\nAnyway...it hurts, no doubt about that.  The discoloration (purple, yellow, green) will take a few weeks.  For the pain...Tylenol extra strength and only wear shoes when you have to...I recommend flip flops right now or open toed.  Don't try jamming your toes into athletic shoes or formal wear shoes.  It's only going to take longer to heal.  I have been there! \n\nAs for your husband....if it's not broken, it's probably badly sprained.  I would suggest loosly taping it to it's neighbor or ice.  Also, only wear shoes when you have to.  If he really wants to know if it's broken, see a podiatrist or your primary care physician.  Hope that I have helped.
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Is this THE infamous trampoline of YAHOO!®ANSWERS lore?\n\nOk, what were YOU doing that could have possibly broke a trampoline???  \n\nInstead of having a baby on it were you trying to make one this time?\n\nHuh?????  WE're waiting...
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did you drop something?
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Thanks, b -- you made my day.\nLaughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair!\n:)
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My hip bone, holy crap ow!! Mine was like 2 hours. I would do it again though, so addicting!