How do I get the demoness out of my house?
822426
Divorce.  That usually does the trick.
443479
Go to your witch doctor so that they can remove the curse.  Good luck!
211538
Put a lock on the refrigerator door, take him to counseling and get him on medication.  \n\nIn the meantime, just ignore this person and maybe he'll go away....
814596
Lock her in your basement.\n\nA thumbs down in 20 seconds!!  :-)  What  humourless twat was that I wonder.
1010035
Report it to the local Department of Mental Health Services. In my opinion they have nothing better to do than to come to your house and wipe you.
157684
You can call your local police dept., or go to http://www.fbi.gov\n\nThanks for helping getting the filth off the streets and off the 'net.
942251
hi, you could go to the police or citizens advice and see what information they can give you, if she is harassing you maybe you can have an injunction out on her so she won't be allowed near you or your family and if she does then you can ring the police to remove her and charge her....if that doesn't help you could always hire a hit man lol...good luck
1006840
First of all, if your house and family are that bad, then she shouldn't come over any more.  Seems like to me she's being a BRAT, and using you and your family.  You should stop hanging with her and enjoy your family.  They can't be replaced, you can get a new friend.
688615
take them to a room and lock it.. threathen them not to follow you..this is a very good plan..lol
641139
It's your mother. Screw other people and what they think.  Move her into your house and let the brother in law and husband fight it out with each other. You and your mom can watch from the sidelines.
271397
make her life a living hell!
544381
save your breath, interfering battle axe. just accept sis's new cling on. if you are employed, you can contribute to loser boy's maintenance. tell sis to get some overtime, since jo jo the dog boy probably can drink her under the table! or, if you can pick your drunken @ss off the floor, you can try REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. start hitting on hero boy, and tell sis to back off, he's yours. comment on his nice wallet and harley. make sis jealous by telling her that he wants you.  if all else fails, drug sis's drink. when she becomes unconscience, ask hero for help, because by that time, loser boy will be rifling through sis's purse and pockets! you can always take loser boy aside, and give him a twenty and tell him to leave town!
249725
Go to the police and tell them what is happening, get a restraining order and have the police escort you to the house to get your stuff, do it now before it's to late, I see so many woman stay and get killed, I'll pray for you, be brave and go tell someone, they'll help you...God bless
571996
You don't ... yet. You may want to think long and hard about why your family hates him. We have a 17 year old daughter, and there have been people that we've told her not to bring to our house again. That doesn't mean she doesn't hang out with them anymore ... we're not stupid ... but they aren't allowed around us because they disrespected us and our home. \n\nIf you know why your family hates him and the issue cannot be resolved, you may want to try and keep this to yourself until you're in a position to move out of the house. A good, smart parent knows deep down that once a child turns 17 they're pretty much going to make their own decisions regardless of what we think or how we feel about it. It's a natural progression.
968551
Sweetheart, that's a rotten way to live and millions do it everyday..if it is just a question of you liking quiet time in the morning (like me) then ignore the questions and comments and they will get the hint..\ngive off the right vibe and you'll get through. (picture yourself as a skunk or something unapproachable...nobody messes with THEM until they  wanna be messed with)\nIf it runs deeper than that, move out or make him move out, you have to feel safe and comfortable in your shelter or it's not shelter anymore.\nGood Luck
228722
You need to put your foot down.  You need to sit down with her one afternoon (not on sunday morning right before services) and explain to her how you feel.  And inform her, NOT ask, that you will not be attending services as much anymore.  If she has a problem with that, she can force you out from under "her roof".\n\nIts been my experiance that most parents do not have the kind of follow through skills to dump one of their kids onto the street because of theological differences.  You have to be willing to stand firm and call her bluff.\n\nGrounding only works as long as you let it.  When they ground you, don't listen. Grounding only works if YOU let it. What are they going to do, lock you in your room? Rufuse to feed you? Bar all your windows? They can't legally do any of that.  If they say no computer, sit down at it anyway, make them physically drag you off it (like I said, just stop listening or responding, make them physically pick you up while you sit there silently -- freaks them out). If they say no friends, just walk right out the front door (or out a window). You gotta do it like Ghandi, non violent (often silent) protest.  Because most parents are not going to have the balls to go through with kicking you out of the house, and most will just freak out for a while when they realize that you're just stubbornly refusing to play by their rules.\n\nThe best way to do it is to combine responsibility with irresponsibility.  Stand your ground on the church issue, but get good grades. Be a good kid, but really make them work if they're going to punish you. Eventually they will realize they are putting a lot of time and effort into punishing your when you're really not doing anything wrong. People don't like to do work they don't have to and they'll eventually just give up. When they treat you like a person and not a child, don't hesitate to share information about your life and emotions with them. You can retrain them.\n\nAdult/child power relationships are fundamentally unbalenced and part of becoming an adult is a movement towards 50/50.  So get going on that if this is the battle you want to fight.  Take some of their unilateral power away from them.  Have the courage, have the will, and make it happen.\n\nYour life it your own, and there is no point in living it in a way that you do not like, espcially over something so personal as religion.
963659
If you truly think you have been cursed then you need to seek the help of a mambo or hougan.  They are priests in Vodou.  I don't know where you are located at.  My house is in PA.  My mambo works with people all  the time to help with any spiritual problems they may have.  I can tell you that depending on the magic done it may take a while and alot of work to get rid of the problem.  If your friend did not know what they were doing then you should be able to get rid of it yourself.  Because voodoo dolls are not part of Vodou practice you can try some wiccan techniques for cleansing and protecting yourself.  \n\nYou should burn a sage stick to help to cleanse yourself and then space you live in.  While you are smudging the area you should recite a prayer you feel will help to cleanse the area.  You can write one yourself.  I would also recommend taking a bath with some cleansing herbs and oils.  \n\nAfter you have thoroughly cleansed yourself and your home I recommend a really good protection spell to help keep the negative energy away.  The protection spell should be reinforced every month until you are confident that the negativity will not return.  Good luck!