The president of Brazil is so Drunk then said: "we have to make a collision (coalition)", new words cacht him?
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OK. But he still has a long way to go to catch up to the President of the United States.
999497
He will end up killing someone while drunk next time.  Just another sorry ass drunk politician.
1080836
And I, hic! thought, burp! I was drunk, hic!
178567
u must b really drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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George I thought that we had already discussed this! You had said that the head of FEMA was going to be Courtney Love. You thought that was a great idea when we were have cocktails over at Rove's house. Man you have got a mind like a sieve. You were doing a shot out of Condi's bellybutton and we were all listening to Nirvana "Smells like teen spirit". You came up with it! You were so trashed! You kept prank calling the president of France. You asked him if his fridge was running. You are a knuckle head. O J Simpson was who we were thinking about Chief Justice. Your thought was "I like that guy who played football that got a way with murder?" Is it coming back to you?
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He's an admitted Alcoholic, so before the Presidency I'm guessing that was his job. They rule books say, once an Alcoholic always an Alcoholic. I'm thinking wet-brain too!\n\nWhere have you been H-I-B?
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-i was SO drunk that i told my boss of 2 months all the stupid things that he does.\n\n-i was SO drunk that i talked my way out of a DUI\n\n-i was SO drunk that i jumped out of a 3rd story window.\n\n-i was SO drunk that i pissed behind the tetris machine in a crowded bar.\n\ni'm sure others have better stories, but those are mine.  i would go into a little more detail, but i'm a little drunk now.
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Reporter: sir, are you aware that 3 Brazilian troops were killed in Iraq yesterday?\nBush: WHAT!? Oh that's terrible how horrible...\nReporter: Sir?\nBush: What?\nReporter: Only 3 Brazilian troops were killed\nBush: well how many is in a Brazilian\n\nAlso\n\nReporter: Mr. President! Do you wear boxers or briefs?\nBush: Depends\n\nand these top ten Bushisms\n\n10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 \n\n9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000\n\n8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 \n\n7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 \n\n6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 \n\n5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 \n\n4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000\n\n3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000\n\n2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 \n\n1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002\n\nalso love the song parody\nI'm george dubya bush: leader of the free world\nI wanna bomb Iraq and when the world says no I say\nWHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\nI talked to collen powel he said "sir maybe we should give the inspectors more time." I said no you know why?\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\n*beep**beep*\nHello?\nthis is Poten, Russia will veto war\nhmm I see... *click*WHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\n*beep**beep*\nHello? \nThis is Binladden, You have not caught me yet.\nYou know what the Dubya stands for? Yet..\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\nSir, Korea's got nucs\nOh... tong tang ting tang tong. Translation: WHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA
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I was a drunken politician.
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He was out catching DUI's with his buddy's, and he was to drunk to show up for duty, is what the reports said, before they erased them.\n\nGeorge Bush that is!
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Only when he's drunk.
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i heard that he gives speeches now.. Wonder how cause you can't understand a word he says.
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LMAO.\n\nYeah, it was a bunch of drunk Kennedys at the controls.
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ha ha i love that idea.  give it to the portugese.  yes i headbutted him, but it was an accident ui promise!!
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Winston Churchill to Lady Astor\n\n"Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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[In a drunken crosseyed slurr]...MEEOOWWWW....HEELLLOO... KIITTTYYY...\n...MEEOOWWWW???\n\n\n[Thinks to himself] Best answer EVER!!!
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Who was that begging us to be nice to this guy? Wake up lady! This is the United States of America! If you are stupid, you get criticized. Politics is a tough business. He knew that going in. Bush aint a crackhead though. The other writer was correct. He is a dry drunk. I think he is a little coked out too which explains is absolute inability to speak coherently. The guy is President of the US and cant even speak well publicly. What is that? All he can do is read or spew the same ole rehearsed talking points. I think he needs another vacation.