If you were Santa................?
829571
only if you wore those curly toed shoes
953941
make him something, anything, just cuz we don't usually admit it, we do like christmas cards too... if its from the right person ;)
356433
i will answer your question if you can answer yes to all questions below:\n\n1.can you afford it?\n2. did you ask santa claus permission if you can be his neighbor?\n3. do you have a reindeer that santa can borrow just in case his troops are unable to fly him to his next destination?\n4. are you fat with long white beard who is willing to substitute santa if he is busy making all those toys?\n5.are you willing to wear the red suit and come down on a chimney to deliver toys for all the children in the world?\n\nif all answer is yes, you should. with my permission.\n\nif no, you should try the south pole, maybe they have an empty lot waiting for you.
772575
Santa is really an undercover law enforcement agent, and he will be coming to your house. However he will not be bringing presents because of all the stupid questions that you ask.
293914
Santa is real.  He is real in your heart along with the Christmas spirit.  If you believe, then he is real.\n\nYou may not see him, but can you see love?
844540
Instead of the usual burgers and hotdogs have a formal dinner where everyone gets dressed up. It is the month of Christmas so you could have the house all decorated for Christmas and that would make it festive looking. The meal does not have to be fancy and your parents could play the part of the servers. After dinner you could go into the ballroom (living room) for dancing and mingling. I realize that you don’t believe in Santa anymore but he is always fun no matter what age you are. In the middle of dancing Santa could come in and chat with the kids and hang around a bit dancing with the kids and teasing a little.☼
982319
Something you would like to receive in Christmas
797276
Id be a little frightened Id be like wow so thats why Santa ignored me under the tree naked and feel a little hurt. Prolly go shoot his reindeer just to be mean back to him.
19766
santa claus. best answer.
746648
Yes. Santa is real, if you believe in him! I think the world would be a much better place if people quit trying to destroy other peoples' happy illusions.
818429
I'd drag him back into the fitting room and rock his furry world till he forgot it was Christmas.\nAfter all... "Its all inside"....  ;)~
809409
I'll stop by Neiman-Marcus on my way to your house. Tell the little guy Santa never disappoints.\n\nMERRY CHRISTMAS!!!\n\nHO HO HO!!
765964
I know this probably sounds silly, but I would be "The Healer"!  I have three children with autism.  I would lay my hands on them and cure them of the miserable disease.
626089
i would give SMURFETTE a new mushroom house,tell her to gather the smurfs ...and do a striptease..then i would go get gramma
589866
I'd go around acting like a ghost and freaking the shit out of people.\n\nThat would be so funny.
704936
Santa has a present in his sack for me!!!
1142861
How sacreligious you are!!! The bunny and Santa are make believe. God is real and true and He is my Heavenly Father. I hope you come to know Him and trust one day.