What does a blonde say when you ask her if your indicator is working or not?
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Yes she does, no she doesn't, yes she does. no she doesn't !
890346
you can't tell. she has to tell. why not ask her?
1130829
Say, "I there...How you doing?"  <Give a flirty smile>
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Tell her.  Turn the tables...wouldn't you want to know?
1171945
Do I work with you?  Are you talking about me?\n\nJust say something like, you know I like talking with you, but I'm in the middle of something and don't want to get distracted.  That shouldn't hurt her feelings, but you'll get her away.
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electirc train can't blow smoke\nDes-my name\n\nQuestion: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?\nAnswer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. \n\n"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, \n\n"Where did you get that?"\nThe pig replied, \n"I won her in a raffle!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.\n\nThinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.\n\nShe showed him the instructions on the tin, \n\n"For best results, put on two coats".\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.\nFirst Blonde: \n\n"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!\nSecond Blonde: \nWell you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.\n\n\nThe first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, \n\n"I think they could be bird tracks."\n\nThe second blonde went to look and said, \n\n"No, I think these are deer tracks."\n\nThey stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,\n\n\n"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, \n\n"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.\n\nSure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, \n\n"I can't take this, you're my friend."\nBut the blonde insisted saying, \n"No. A bet's a bet."\n\nThen the redhead said \n\n"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."\n\nThe blonde replied \n\n"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.\n\nWhen she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in
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Sees a buxom blonde waitress (reading her name tag),\n "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
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Just go up to her act causal, talk about something and when the time be right ask her. If that don't work sorry pimpin.
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what if i dont know what i am talking about and say yes?
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that's funny. I get it, Ready Aim Fire. Just be sure no blondes are easily offended when telling it.
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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," sheyelled,\n"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"\n"Very good," said her mother.\n"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"\n"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."\nThe next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids\ncould only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"\n"Very good," said her mother.\n"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"\n"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."\nThe next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top\nto reveal a pair of 36Cs.\n"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.\n"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"\n"No, Honey, it's because you're 25"\n \n \n(hint: The girl is Pamela Anderson)
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Umm you need help!?\njk\nwell kinda\njust ask her...?
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die ? \nA: Alone. \n\nQ: How do you change a blonde's mind? \nA: Blow in her ear. \n\nQ: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? \nA: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! \n\nQ: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? \nA: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. \n\nQ: How did the blonde die ice fishing? \nA: She was run over by the zamboni machine. \n\nQ: How do you get a blonde to marry you? \nA: Tell her she's pregnant. \n\nQ: How does a blond spell farm? \nA: E-I-E-I-O \n\nQ: How does a blond kill a fish? \nA: She drowns it. \n\nQ: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? \nA: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. \n\nQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? \nA: Run....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde golfer with an iq of 125? \nA: a foursome. \n\nQ: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? \nA: An air bag. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? \nA: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. \n\nQ: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? \nA: Trying to hold on to a thought. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? \nA: Because it said 'concentrate'. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? \nA: She wanted to go on a round trip. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? \nA: She thought it was diet coke. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? \nA: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? \nA: The noise gave her a headache. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? \nA: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? \nA: She heard that the drinks were on the house. \n\nQ: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? \nA: They don't know the route. \n\nQ: Why do blondes work seven days a week? \nA: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. \n\nQ: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? \nA: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. \n\nQ: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? \nA: Elvis has been sighted. \n\nQ: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? \nA: Some traffic signs say stop. \n\nQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? \nA: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. \n\nQ: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? \nA: She turned it over and used the other side. \n\nQ: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? \nA: Thanks for the refill. \n\nQ: How does a blonde commit suicide? \nA: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. \n\nQ: How do you plant dope? \nA: Bury a blonde. \n\nQ: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? \nA: Wave to her. \n\nQ: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? \nA: With a tire gauge! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? \nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear. \n\nQ: How do you kill a blonde? \nA: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do blondes pierce their ears? \nA: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do you drown a blond? \nA: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. \n\nQ: How does a blonde high-5? \nA: She smacks herself in the forehead. \n\nQ: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? \nA: Flattered. \n\nQ: What is every blonde's ambition in life? \nA: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. \n\nQ: What can save a dying blonde? \nA: Hair transplants. \n\nQ: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? \nA: Third Grade. \n\nQ: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? \nA: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans
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Throw a few hints into the conversation and see if she catches them.
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Here's your answer, get ready, here comes a blond joke.\n\nThis Blond chick is really hard up for money, so she pleads to God "Please, God, help me!  Tomorrow they'll repossess my car, my mortgage is way past due and tomorrow the bank is going to foreclose, my bank account is empty, I got fired from work today, and when I got home, all of the utilities had been cut off for non-payment.  I can't even take a bath tonight.  Please God, let me win the lottery tonight, I'll do anything you ask, just PLEASE, PLEASE GOD, let me win the lottery tonight please?\nThe next morning she wakes up just in time to see her car being towed away.  There's a man in a suit on the front porch nailing up a foreclosure sign.  She realizes she didn't win the lottery.  So she again pleads to God, "Why?  Why?  I asked you so nicely to let me win the lottery.  I told you I'd do anything you ask.  So PLEASE tell me, WHY?  WHY?  Why didn't I win the lottery?\nAnd a voice speaks from heaven and says "You need to meet me halfway, you got to buy a ticket first."
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Are you a blonde.. You are aren't you`!!!!