Need some funny quotes to cheer myslelf up?
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I just finished reading Bouncing Back by Joan Rivers -- the woman had a lot of terrible things happen in her life, but she still was able to meet the next challenge.  I recommend it -- funny, yet motivating.  \n\nHow are you doing in History?  If you are not failing it, you could try Dave Barry Slept Here (if you are failing it, you may mistake his book for a work of fact, and really fail spectacularly!).\n\nHere's the title to chapter 19: "The Sixties: A Nation Gets High and Has Amazing Insights, Many of Which Later On Turn Out to Seem Kind of Stupid." \n\nSorry, the closest thing I can get to a quote is that chapter title.  Cheer up, and Never give up. Never. Never. Never.
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Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
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i like your jokes, your funny!!
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What the fetchin heck?\nOh my F'in G\nKiss my tiara.\nGonna jam up your opera.\nPianist Envy.\nQueen Be-atch.\nEqual Opportunity Annoyer\n\nGood lines:\n"I am nobody\nNobody is perfect\nTherefore, I must be perfect!"\n\n“When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.”\n\nMy favorite bumper sticker:\n“Push, pass or get off my ass.”\nToo crude for my wife, so I made one that says:\n“Pass, Push or get off my Tush.”
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I know you're not looking for a cure but laughter is always good so,\nI was at the golf  store comparing different kinds of golf balls.\nI was unhappy with the  women's type I had been using.\nAfter browsing for several minutes,\nI was  approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen\nwho works at the  store. He asked if he could help me.\nWithout thinking, I looked at him and said,\n"I think I like playing with men's balls."  \nor\nMy sister and I  were at the mall and\npassed by a store that sold a\nvariety of candy  and nuts.\nAs we were looking at the display case,\nthe boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.\nI replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."\nMy sister started to laugh hysterically.\nThe boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.\nTo this day,\nmy sister has never let me forget.\n\nAnd if that doesn't do it. How about this:\nWhile in line at the bank one afternoon,\nmy toddler decided to release\nsome pent-up energy and ran amok.\nI was finally able to grab hold of\nher after receiving looks of disgust\nand annoyance from other patrons.\nI told her that if she did not start behaving\n"right now" she would be punished.\nTo my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a\nvoice just as threatening,\n"If you don't let me go right now,\nI will tell Grandma that I saw you\nkissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"\nThe silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.\nEven the tellers stopped\nwhat they were doing.\nI mustered up the last of my dignity and\nwalked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.\nThe last thing I heard when\nthe door closed behind me,\nwere screams of  laughter.
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Nice poem!!!! can I quote?
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go to www.funnyjunk.com
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LOL laughing out loud\nFYI for your information
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LOL, You crack me up! You made my day!\n\nS.S.
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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try this site \nwww.hellocrazy.com\nthey should have a good sense of humour to appreciate them ;)
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LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
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FunniestStuff.net\nenjoy
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lol good one\n\nthumbs up for u
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I laughed out loud when I read this one. Thanks!! I've had\na really crappy day. And, sure, why not. Look at the one\nwe've got!
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Smile\nIt makes me happy!