What can u do with a drunken sailor?
820577
Anything you like\n\nBut here is some suggestions:\nUse him as a door stop or a paperweight\nenter him in American Idol \nnominate him as a presidency candidate\nnominate him as the secretary of defence
510573
Give her something from the past, maybe a picture or something. Along with a nice card and get her drunk off her ash.
291723
"Gun decking:\nUnder certain circumstances drunkenness was not a naval crime. Shore liberty was granted very infrequently and it was expected that many of the men would return to the ship drunk, with clothes torn, and, bearing the marks of fights and riots. The officers of the deck merely recorded the return of each man in the logbook. A man returning in reasonable condition was logged as "CS," meaning clean and sober. A drunk was logged as "DD," which stood for drunk and dirty. A drunken libertyman had one prerogative that had grown up with the practice of granting shore leave. He was expected to conduct himself as best he could in the presence of the gangway watch; but upon reaching the gun deck, he was allowed to curse the officers, the ship, the navy, or any other institution in the vilest language he was capable of uttering with impunity. This practice was called "gundecking" and constituted one of the few ways which the men of the Old Navy had for releasing pent-up emotions."\n\nnavav8r:\nYour right. I forgot that part. Basically, in modern times, it means to falsefy reports to cover-up shortcuts or mistakes made.
634004
did you have Vodka? are you drunk? which achievments?
847446
a sailor?\n\nwhats the question?
963812
Go and get Plastered!
208574
Get him hammered.  He might not admit it while sober becaue he  might be too afraid.  Remember "A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts"
155395
party, have some real good sex, get drunk and pass the hell out
853925
Whatever you do, make you sure get drunk, seriously.  It is almost like a rite of passage on your 21st birthday...have fun!
254033
go, get them both drunk and have a threesome
83043
ask if you may join him on one of his late night scuttles...then invite him over for post-scuttle tea. one must be very polite while dealing with hermits!
866844
nights of drunken intercourse
1150329
We aren't supposed to.  Once you hit Kuwait, you are not authorized to drink alcohol until you leave.  We had that fake near beer in the chow halls, (all the taste with out the buzz!) but any mind altering chemicals are not allowed.  My roommate went over there the year before I did, and said that they got two beers and a shot of rum on the Marine Corps birthday.  But that was it.  When I went, we didn't get anything.  Does it happen?  Sometimes.  But not as frequently as your other answerers seem to think.  If you get caught, you'll ruin your career.  They take that regulation pretty seriously.
1005143
dude smoke some weed get drunk   drink some fuckin cough syrup  you wont be bored   hell just go do somthing
585210
TRY DOING A 69 TELL HIM YOU'LL DO HIM IF HE DOES YOU. IF NOT GET HIM DRUNK LOL
961029
My ex had an drunken uncle who tried it.  He was a Nova Scotia fisherman...and swore he could do it...he never resurfaced.
705415
Tell you what he can do................12-18mths\n\nOh and its alcohol...