why are my buttocks wicked hairy?
823557
I hate to say it, but, waxing maybe?
897734
Had to laugh at your expense, but I guess I owe you a serious answer.  One idea is that you could have overstreched your bum muscles (glutes) from lifting too many weights such as squats.  Did you help someone move recently and have to squat a lot?\n\nAnother idea is that you shoveled and twisted.  This is the kind of action like shoveling snow.  Lifting something heavy and twisting will hurt your bum/back muscles.\n\nI seriously had this pain while working in a foundry and went to massage therapist to get it worked out.  It still bothers me from time to time.  Go get it properly scanned if the pain continues.
312359
Sounds like you may have injured the sciatic nerve that runs from your buttocks to your heal.  Only rest and cortisone shots will help
256434
Because hair traps bacteria. (your arm pits can attest to this) And bacteria causes funk. And pubes in the teeth are annoying too. So...orally speaking...it's a much better experience.
795546
It could be the deoderant. If you are female (can't quite tell from your name) then it might also be due to shaving armpits. I found the Dove deo/antiperspirant really helped eliminate the ugly red look from my armpits. Shave with a new, clean razor every time.
413363
using a razor or a homewaxing kit or getting a brazillian bikini wax. or using produces like nair/veet and such. use a mirror to see wear you are moving about bend your knees and spred legs far apart to reach all hair. gross but you need to feel around to see where you've missed.
6779
Same reason men have more hair on face, chest & back-testosterone and genetic prediliction. However, some women are also plagued with more hair than desireable-in all the wrong places-yes, even Butt Hair.
577686
Wash your butt and wear clean jeans! You got sweat pimples!
721240
Because they like the feeling of cloth rubbing on their butt hole.  I spend the whole day trying to keep that outta there, why in the heck would I put it there on purpose?!?!?!
469339
Because you shaved them.
256722
It sounds as though you might be immuno-compromised for some reason.  Old age, morbid obesity, under weight, smoking, alcohol or drug use, certain medications, certain medical conditions among other things can be responsible.  I'd be willing to bet there are at least two things above that apply to you.  If the circumstances above can't be changed, then prevention is your only other option.  It might be worth discussing using a surgical type scrub for routine washing.  Talk with you doctor about it.
74831
It sounds like you have "pseudo-folliculitis barbae". Basically, you have ingrown hairs caused by shaving. Unfortunately, there is not much of a treatment option out there. Some dermatologists are using new age lasers to treat but there is not a high success rate and it's very expensive. Some men try to alternate razors with electric shavers, but it doesn't really help too much. You may need to grow and maintain a beard. In the meantime, you can try doing an internet search. Just watch your pocket for quacks that claim to cure you. Insurance won't pay for these treatments...p
252806
my feet r not hairy. u need help.
1045846
I can't stand hairy guys.  I like them clean cut and waxed everywhere!  Why? So nipple hairs and other hairs do not get caught between my teeth or cause me to start coughing in the middle of a hot moment.:)
46555
Trimmed not shaven need friction.
602690
it could be a cyst, it's sort of like a huge zit. may have been caused by an infected hair. cyst usually form on butts behind ears or armpits. It will hurt pretty bad until it shrinks or pops- if yours has a head- it may be ready to drain. put hot compresses on it and after about 15 minutes it should drain.
101899
It could very well be due to shaving, but mostly it sounds like an irritation of the hair follicles.  Clothing rubbing in that area (especially not protected with hair) will cause friction.  The hair folicles are then irritated.