Polly put the kettle on?
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miss polly had a dolly who was sick sick sick so she phoned for the doctor to come quick quick quick the doctor came with his bag and his hat and rapped at the door with a ratta tat tat he looked at the dolly and he shook his head & he said miss polly put her straight to bed he wrote on the paper for a bill bill bill il be back in the morning with a pill pill pill\n\nis this the same polly?\nnow did suky poison miss pollys dolly?\nthe mind bogles!!! x
267713
Press the on button. LOL \n\nSeriously, more details please.
1185457
IF SHE GOT THE STAIN OUT,,,,WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT??
854569
I'm Earl. I'm with Ethel. Boy is she a gas. She is a regular gal, when she gets moving and gets the lead out. Do they have that birthmark that looks like New Jersey on their buttocks( Forest Gump)?  When your wife/girlfriend( 12 will get you twenty) said filler up, I took her litterally. She got the  toaster and the five free fill ups.
1159534
It should be one went pop and the other went bang outta the pan lol that would clear the sausage counting up lol.\nHave you been watching Cbeebies today lol
838939
Yes..and she's squirming around in there\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA little to the right...
807429
take it to a pro she may have damaged something while fiddleing arround inside the case
682742
And and and and and and and and and and and and and and and.\n\nIt's Martian for, "Please adjust the handle on the hot tap."
774350
Your boiling yourself? Maybe you ate too much pudding.
1136984
threw a bunch of napkins on the stove top. They all caught on fire and almost burned the house down. \n\nGot a good whackin that day! :-)
670035
Give her a biscuit & pat her on the head?
875385
Lol, sure as long as your argument is that it didn't say put the soup in boiling water for ten minutes.. If it just said, stand in boiling water ... then ,sure, why not? It might be a lost cause though..\n\n\nGood Luck With That, Though!
931354
That is a touchy subject for me.My daughter had a door slammed on her finger,her little finger was hanging off.\n\nI wave them about,then put them in my mouth.
893773
No and it confused me.  And God help her if she has had a few drinks already!
19933
whaen my sister emma gos to sleep i put her hand in warm water not hot and not cold warm and she wets the bed. or you can put syrup in her bed and the person will lay down and then relize somethin is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!=)
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Assume the kettle is 2500watts Thats about 25p per hour. It takes about 4 minutes to boil, so 60 divided by 4 is 15 hence  25p divided by 15 =1.7p to boil a kettle
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I was just saying the same thing over lunch to my colleague...\nIt all seems too sudden and (even for Neighbours standards) completely ridiculous. Lynn? Don't get me started on that purple-haired thing whose daughter looks as old as she does...\n\nAnd then there's Lizzie...\n\nTo think that I never even watched this classic example of entertainment when I was small(er).