Have you ever had a conversation with an illegal alien?
822855
sure, but their english it horrible,,,, i work for an agency that they love to suck money out of, so when they would call,, I would give them the run around on the phone,,,send them to a spanish speaking line....if you can't speak the language you don't deserve any thing....they were ususally liars anyway just trying to scam a buck
1071661
Did you call the cops?
859334
I am Hispanic and I have a Hispanic accent. So once I put a message on my machine that sounded just like Cheech Marin of the Cheech and Chong days.  \n\nI said "Hey Man, what yu doin?! There is nobody at home, man. The door was locked... but I found a window open.. yu want to leave a message, man?  Hey, good talking to you, man. I gotta get back to my work, before they come home.."\n\nNot knowing about my message, my mom called me. She listened, was real quiet... then she tells my brother, "there is someone in Joe's house, I don't think he is there... some foreigner, I think."\n\nI quickly had to tell my brother that it was me, and shortly after that, I deleted the message.
653571
NO, because i live in Mexico. I am Mexican. \nBut i can say something, that i really didn't like, i know some english, i guess i can communicate, if that happens to me, when i go to the USA (you know shopping to Laredo or McAllen sometime).\nOnce we did came into a hotel to ask for some information, and the attendant seems to be Mexican, i cannot be sure if she was, but she was not caucasian, and she told me she didn't speak spanish.\nThen we enter to another hotel, and the attendant have the appeareance to be causassian, and he speaked perfect spanish, and gave us a great attention. \nI don't understand this kind of situation!
924463
How about an illegal alien.  I would like to take a whack at one of those.
1020235
No way Dude! The immigration issue is a firestorm right now! You cannot communicate well, you will be back on your way in no time!
571005
Yes.\n\nWhat?  What did you say?
397695
Its very unethical; and sadly yes some are going to lable you a racist for asking it.  \n\nHere is the question I would have posed; which is going get them to lable me a racist too I'm sure.  How unethical would it be to order them to stop coming into this country illegally and then shoot if they didn't stop?
136034
You will never know unless you direct the question to the right person/s... and that's not us.  Have you asked them? What did they say?
617330
I once worked for this independent financial planner for senior citizens; the original job was to do some clerical work and help him with registration at seminars.  Unfortunately, he became freakishly stalker-like, started calling me all the time, insisted that I do all his cold calling even though I told him I wouldn't and would only pay me in cash.  He also always wanted to meet me at my apartment instead of at his office and all of his other employees seemed to be illegal immigrants from Eastern Europe.  Finally I just stopped returning his calls and I think he got the message.
721577
I have a lot of friends from Pueblo.That doesn't change the fact that they are illegal.Some I taught English to and they taught me Espanol.There are even some that I helped set on the right foot towards citizenship.You know as well as I do that you should have gotton your citizenship by now.Those that I helped are on their way.I'm proud to call them Americans.A friend of mine from Ecuador just recently returned from the Gulf Coast.So it's not only Mexicans that Cross the border.It' not only you that we are trying to curb it's all of South America.Not only do we have an influx from you but from all over the world.Drugs,illegal weapons,female slavery and a host of other cancers that we can't see yet cross with those illegals.We have to secure our borders,all of them.If you are serious seek an Abagado.I think that's how you refer to an Attorney.I have friends from all over the world seeking citizenship the proper way.WHY CAN'T MEXICO AND YOU.GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND I MEAN THAT
1071394
im talking to a random right now\nhello nicky
537780
There are aliens out there.  I work with some and I suspect they are not all legal.
550464
From the other side of the fence..... \n\n\nReceived from (Tom O'Malley) who was a Director with SW BELL in Mexico City: \n\n\nI spent five years working in Mexico. \n\nI worked under a tourist Visa for three months and could legally renew it for three more months. After that you were working Illegally. I was technically illegal for three weeks waiting on the FM3 approval. \n\nDuring that six months our Mexican and US Attorneys were working to secure a permanent work visa called a FM3. It was in addition to my US passport that I had to show each time I entered and left the country. Barbara's was the \nsame except hers did not permit her to work. \n\nTo apply for the FM3 I needed to submit the following notarized originals (not copies) of my: \n\n1. Birth certificate for Barbara and I. \n\n2. Marriage certificate. \n\n3. High school transcripts and proof of graduation. \n\n4. College transcripts for every college I attended and proof of graduation. \n\n5. Two letters of recommendation from supervisors I had worked for at least one year. \n\n6. A letter from The ST. Louis Chief of Police indication I had no arrest record in the US and no outstanding warrants and was "a citizen in good standing." \n\n7. Finally; I had to write a letter about myself that clearly stated why there was no Mexican Citizen with my skills and why my skills were important to Mexico. We called it our "I am the greatest person on Earth" letter. It was fun to write. \n\nAll of the above were in English that had to be translated into Spanish and be certified as legal translations and our signatures notarized. It produced a folder a bout 1.5 inches thick with English on the left side and Spanish on \nthe right. \n\nOnce they were completed Barbara and I spent about five hours accompanied by a Mexican Attorney touring Mexican Government office locations and being photographed and fingerprinted at least three times. At each location and we \nremember at least four locations we instructed on Mexican tax, labor, housing, and criminal law and that we were required to obey their laws or face the consequences. We could not protest any of the Governments actions or we would be committing a felony. We paid out four thousand dollars in fees and bribes to complete the process. When this was done we could legally bring in our household goods that were held by US customs in Loredo Texas. This meant we has rented furniture in Mexico while awaiting our goods. There were extensive fees involved here that the company paid. \n\nWe could not buy a home and were required to rent at very high rates and under contract and compliance with Mexican law. \n\nWe were required to get a Mexican drivers license. This was an amazing process. The company arranged for the Licensing agency to come to our Headquarters location with their photography and finger print equipment and the laminating machine. We showed our US license, were photographed and \nfingerprinted again and issued the license instantly after paying out a six dollar fee. We did not take a written or driving test and never received instructions on the rules of the road. Our only instruction was never give a policeman your license if stopped and asked. We were instructed to hold it against the inside window away from his grasp. If he got his hands on it you would have to pay ransom to get it back. \n\nWe then had to pay and file Mexican income tax annually using the number of our FM3 as our ID number. The companies Mexican accountants did this for us and we just signed what they prepared. It was about twenty legal size pages annually. \n\nThe FM 3 was good for three years and renewable for two more after paying more fees. \n\nLeaving the country meant turning in the FM3 and certifying we were leaving no debts behind and no outstanding legal affairs (warrants, tickets or liens) before our household goods were released to customs. \n\nIt was a real adventure and If any of our Senators or Congressman we
638946
Yes I have.  I was sitting on ICQ program and had a message from a man over 2000 miles away.  We had a nice conversation that night and though neither of us was looking for a love relationship, we kept talking from time to time at night during the following weeks.  We later found out that his Mother lives about 2 hours from me and when he came home to visit her we decided to have dinner togehter to say hello in person.  Up to that time it was just a nice friendship but when we made it face to face it turned into love.  That was 4 years ago and we plan to make our relationship permanent this fall.
548371
is he one of those illegal immigrants  that you keep  blackmailing ? lol... if so... there you go...
666441
*lol* I hear that, some of those questions I have seen really make you wonder who it is asking the question.\n Of course for all we know... you could be an alien yourself and trying to throw us all off your track......... HUMMMMMMMM