If you saw me in the mens toilet with two broken arms both in a plaster cast and i ask you to help me get my?
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Depends how big it is if its worth holding x
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I am willing to help you man
543711
I just barfed - thank you for helping me to clean out my innards.\n\nKeep dreaming, buddy boy!
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13 I had just had my appendix removed and was in recovery all alone. When I came to there was a man on top of me doing his business. A nurse came in and shoved him off of me. she took me to the restroom and washed my blood away and told me to pee. I kept telling her it hurt me, she said they didn't operate you down ther it shouldn't hurt and placed me back into the bed and put a kotex on me. I had not even had my first period yet.\nShe later came and removed the kotex and washed me down there. I don't think she was supposed to leave me there alone.\nTRUE STORY
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ill be there for you. im willing to help you wiht n e thing.
645212
You've been knocked down by the fellow standing next to you. Get up and demand that he buy you another pint by way of apology.
616655
go into a mans bathroom
1116739
help me i'm homeless take me home with you
505865
I am a ladyboy I will get in touch with you.if thats ok
999611
Immediately let the sender know so they can send you another one. Also call 911.  You need medical attention NOW.
949035
Call 1-800-suicide, they can help.  I promise.  Or you can IM me I'll talk to you
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LMAO! Ummmm...let me try to have an open mind on this one. LMAO! \nOK, the best I can come up with is that if he is a friend, he wouldn't charge you. I would say he needed his plumbing fixed before your booty hit the seat. Plumbing is designed to handle explosive bowel movements. (not laughing) LOL.\nIn response to his bill I would just say, "Sh*t Happens!"\nIf he took you to court you would win, hands down. Oh, what a funny story this would be for all in the courtroom.\nGet yourself a new friend with new plumbing. \nlol\n~T~\nOh and umm don't worry about this. stress can cause constipation...*rolls her eyes at the thought*
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Aren't you the guy that was seeing the flying testicles?  You need to let us know what you are on dude.  I gotta get me some.
575299
You will definately get it and you should have yourself checked out and he should get mediccation to fix it.
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I'd give you two of my finest bordello girls and perhaps a few golden newt toes.\n\n\n\nThat's the best I can offer. Sorry. *shrug*\n\n\nI might be able to throw in some Longboat repair.
1167039
Man - you seriously need help.
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If 2 guys were beating me down, I'd want some help\n\nI'd call the police and then jump in (golen rule)