If Michael Moore stepped on a land mine and blew up...?
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Careful calculations from the MIT Physics and Climatological Research Center in MASS. state unequivocally it would be "immeasurable" and could very well bring on the next Ice Age...the obliteration again of all life as we know it on this planet.\n\nOn the other hand it would be great to see that pathetic, Far Left Wing ACLU Adoring Hyper-Liberal along with Al Franken and of course the Wicked Witch of the West Nancy Pelosi the San Francisco Gay & Lesbian Rights Values Champion  disintergrated!
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They already have it! It is called a Grid Square MRE Bomb! It is freaking awesome! Ithink there is actual footage of it on the internet!
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It figures you wont watch it but Im sure you will have many negative comments on it.  You will be one of the liberals yelling the loudest. i guess you will get your information on what he says from one of the liberal websites..probably michael moore's.
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Nothing!! He would of only made our situation worse concerning terrorism. If you remember he was in Vietnam, but also was a protester along side Jane Fonda! Too liberal!!
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No!!! must be another michael moore propaganda film for the terrorists.
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Michael Moore's perception is as tainted as everyone elses.  Who knows who's telling the truth anymore?  Moore bashed the Carlyle group in "Fahrenheit 9/11", claiming ties between George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden, yet the New York Post printed, "The Carlyle Group - which [Moore] bashes in the movie as some sort of shadowy war profiteering company - has become part owner of Loews Cinemas, which is currently showing his film."  How much of Caryle's bin Laden-tainted cash has found its way into his pockets, Michael Moore isn't saying.\nI guess we all have the same perception, as it is ever changing to fit our moods.
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omg...you are a terrorist aren't you? This sounds like something a terrorist would say right before he blows some s.h.i.t UP.
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Because he seeks the Michael Moore "truth"
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You could die if it erupted
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By getting approximately 3.5 million more votes than Kerry. Oh, and because he is a better man.\n\n**Edit**\n\nHey fatty, are you stupid? You don't actually believe the crap the Michael Moore puts out. If you do, why don't you rent Celsius 41.11. It destroys all of Moore's charges from Fahrenhype 9/11.
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he would die\nend of cartoon strip
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If you are interested in facts, DO NOT SEE ANY TRASH FROM MICHAEL MOORE. He is a propagandist who wants you to see his point of view and agree with him regardless of the facts. And there are people on the right who do the same thing. Always be wary of someone who presents one side and claims it to be the truth.\n\nNow, I have read the answers of some of your respondents, and many are quite amusing. Some sound like plots taken from a piece of fiction.\n\nLet me give you a little of my background. In the military (15 year+ veteran), I lead a QRF team whose specialty was counter-terrorsim for seven years. On the civilian side of the house, I work for Department of Homeland Security as a Security Manager. Part of my job is to develop terrorist scenarios. I have been to Iraq twice and have seen what the bad guys do first hand.\n\nFirst, here are some things that WILL NOT happen. Our water will not be poisoned. Our food will not be poisoned. Our planes will not be attacked. Security in airports is much improved and our tactics change on a daily basis to counter the latest threats.\n\nI think the next attack will be a series of attacks in small towns. It is one thing for America to see New York and Washington attacked. Most Americans have never been to either place and cannot imagine them. But every American knows small town America. And if small town America is not safe, then NO ONE IS SAFE. A lot of Americans need not die ... Only enough to make our citizens realize that it COULD happen to me.\n\nThat is why is it so important that everyone take the threat seriously. If you see someone who does not belong - REPORT HIM! If you see someone acting weird - REPORT HER! If you see someone taking pictures or video - CALL THE POLICE!\n\nWe make ourselves a less desirable target by getting involved. If a terrorist organization knows a community cares and reports things out of order - that community will be crossed off their list of potential targets! It is much easier to attack a "soft target" that a "hard target". GET INVOLVED!!\n\nLastly a word to wreck tom - you said:\n\n"george bu$h and his military forces have killed many more people than bin laden, who should we really fear. and if the u.s. is attacked, don't you think we should expect it in return, concidering how many problems we are causing in other parts of the world making so many nations and organizations mad at us?"\n\nI sincerely hope you are not an American. It is uninformed thoughts and easily molded minds like yours that the terrorists hope to exploit. You said it is the fault of the United States that we are being attacked by terrorists! You have fallen prey to the sick, twisted method of thinking the terrorists want.\n\n"george bu$h and his military forces" have kept you safer than you will ever know. "george bu$h and his military forces" are keeping the enemy WHO WISHES TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY overseas where they belong. "george bu$h and his military forces" are ensuring with each kill that there is one less terrorist in this world who would carry out sick plots against innocent people.\n\nThank God that "george bu$h and his military forces" will stand up for your life, liberty and freedom because you obviously would not if given the opportunity.
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Absolutely..And we arent talking looks or anything we're talking about his movies and his democratical stand. He DOES NOT make things up and that is a load of crap about him lieing. So believe what you want but Yes michael moore does indeed 'rock'.
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lmao *a big f*cking explosion* that person should get 10 points. that was hysterical.
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If you read the headlines today, it is widely believed that someone on the beach stepped on a Hamas landmine meant for the Israeli coastguard...So, it may have been Hamas' fault...
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is Did this really happen.Someone needs to read the papers and just see what  is and has happening in our country. tell them to read about 911 and other security breaches.I do believe that home Land security is following up. they sure as hell wouldn't just let this pass as if it were nothing, or would they
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I'd hit him.\nHe's a jackass.