What would you say to a monkey on a string?
813430
Don't cut my life line. What would you say?
262207
yes but the monkey put it there
645076
This reminds me of one of my favorite Dilbert cartoons...\n\nDilbert gives a poem he has written to Dogbert for critique.\n\nDOGBERT: I once read that given infinite time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters would eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. \n\nDILBERT: But what about my poem? \n\nDOGBERT: Three monkeys, ten minutes.\n\nMany if not most of the questions on here are written by monkeys, I think... whether it takes them more or less than 10 minutes is up to the monkey!
1011682
AS LONG AS YOU WANT THE STRING TO BE.
228162
"b.f" (best friends) on my toe . my best friend has the same thing...\n\na small heart on my ankle\n\na small hummingbird by my knee\n\nroses on my calf\n\na small heart on my wrist\n\na monkey on my forearm\n\nanother monkey on my shoulder\n\nanother monkey on the other shoulder\n\nalice, the catapillar, the white rabbit and the mushroom on the right forearm\n\na web and spider on my neck\n\ntwo spiders on my back (one on each shoulder blade)\n\nand last but not least a "flaming tiki monkey goddess" on my lower back...\n\n13 in all
571663
"What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?"\n\n"Hey, you're a fun guy!" (FUNGI)\n\nHA!
515001
Look at this link\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
596095
Monkey likes to look!
132044
<<<Grabs his enormous didgeridoo, puts on a "rolf harris" accent & replies...\n\nG'day Sheila... Would you like a blow on me didgeridoo?\n\nOnce a jolly swagman camped by a billabong...\nUnder the shade of a coolibah tree...\nAn' he sang as he watched & waited till his billy boiled, \n"Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me?" \n\nWaltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, \nYou'll come a waltzing Matilda with me, \nAnd he sang as he watched an waited till his billy boiled, \nYou'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.....
732732
"LETS DO THE MONKEY DANCE - RIGHT NOW"\n\nNothing to do with nerves, just can't find the right damn tree to do it in...
57781
guy- do you wanna hear a joke?\n\nGirl- sure (if she says no your outta luck)\n\nguy- (grabs her hand a draws a line down the center of her hand using his finger.) Okay, the rabbit is on one side of this river.  The fox is on the other, the fox can't go around, across, through, over or under the river.  How does the fox get to the rabbit? (All the while holding her hand)\n\nGirl- I don't know how? (And if she comes up with any other answer, just tell her no!)\n\nGuy- He can't, I just wanted to hold your hand.\n\nHa ha ha!!  It sure got me!
1106264
Proudest Monkey\nJimi Thing\nGrace is Gone
1027322
Little Bunny Foo Foo hoppin' through the forest, scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd now I'll give you three chances, and if you keep it up, I'll turn you into a goon.\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo kept hoppin' through the forest, kept scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd now I'll give you two more chances, and if you do that again, I'll turn you into a goon.\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo kept hoppin' through the forest, kept scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd now I'll give you one more chance, and if you keep it up, I'll turn you into a goon.\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo kept hoppin' through the forest, kept scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nAnd down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:\n\nLittle Bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.\n\nYou disobeyed me three times, so now POOF! you are a GOON!\n\nAnd the MORAL of this story is: HARE today, GOON tomorrow
189089
monkey no jerkey offey
976200
Hamster dance?? try that mabye.\nI dont know do they actually say that or are you like trying to hum it?
1058850
Nope but he has a monkey
479075
go to the internet and type for monkeys