there was this boy named johnny fukahardah.?
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can Johnny come babysit me??\ngood one!!
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When I kicked the crap out of this jerk-off kid named Jon Lachy in the 6th grade.  Heh, heh...
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His real name is Joseph Jr.
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It's called Rubber Johnny. (I think). It took place in a dark room with a scary chiwawah dog and a guy in a wheel chair with a huge head and beady eyes (like an alien). He was dancing around to weird techno music in the end.
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Did he or his son go to benfield school?\nIf it's the one i'm thinking of I can help.
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He had an older brother who died before he was born.  His brother's name was also John.  From what I understand he used his brother's birth certificate to fool them into think he was 25, when in reality he was only 18 at the time.
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good point ,\n\nyes someone sumwhere jas got it wrong . he is not a role model for kids
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i luv ab baby n john.john is hot n i like ab baby's dusky features n rawness.i seriously think ab baby shud not marry r indian barbie doll....ash n ruin his life.
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Daddy Cricket???  tftp
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I don't know, but you are so right.  The question is, did you still find johnny 'hot' as willy wonka?
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#1....that is my brothers name and he is the only boy out of 4 girls.
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Wow I've been answering this question all over Yahoo answers! His name is Daniel Isaac and there's his Myspace \n---> http://www.myspace.com/Daniel_Isaac  ♥
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that was funny i liked it.... i have a joke about johnny too .... what do you think of this one :'One time, back in the ''day,'' a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, ''I bet you I can push my father's outhouse into the river.'' She didn't agree with him, so he proved her wrong. Impressed, she walked the rest of the way to school hand in hand with Johnny. That day at school, they studied the story about George Washington and the cherry tree. The moral that they learned was ''never tell a lie''. After school, Johnny went home. When he walked in the door, his dad met him. He said, ''Son, did you push my outhouse into the river?'' Johnny said, ''Dad, I want to be like George Washington and never lie, yes, I did.'' His dad beat him from one end of the house to the other. You could have read the newspaper off of Johnny's rear end. After Johnny was finished sobbing, he asked his father,''Dad, why did you whoop me? I didn't lie. George Washington cut down the cherry tree and didn't lie about it, and he didn't get a whooping.'' Johnny's dad looked at him and said, ''Son, I bet George Washington's dad wasn't sitting in that cherry tree when he cut it down, was he?'''
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I remember him. Jerry Elmo Congo. He lived in the South Bronx though, not Africa. Of course he was so smoked half the time he might have thought he was in Africa. Wasn't World War 1 in concert at the Forum in Chicago last month?
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That is the greatest name in the history of names! When I have a son, I'm SO naming him Gayhan Skippy Ahmed Wahab Khan!
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My Son Johnny on lifetime
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No way!! Don't name your kid that. Name him utnay ackercray. Sounds alot better doesn't it?