Who's beds have your boots been under?
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Mine! \nHey Wait a minute!!\nThey're GONE!!\nWHO STOLE MY BOOTS????
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Somebody slept with someone else's man.\nSomebody slept with someone else's woman.
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The bedroom shoud be around your bed
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Read this in "Blondie" this morning.\n\n"I was in such a hurry that I put my shoes on first, then my socks. I had to stop to put them on correctly."
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<--- hides under the bed
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A big, comfy bed, where I could sleep for days! \nAnd some shops nearby.
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Not my shoes,no.Now my boots? Those are a different story altogether.
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one bed\njust sleep on it n' make a bussiness.ok
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king aurthur\nor\nkeep alive\nor kick alot\nor know alot
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If they were on the bed and not naked then just ask.\n\nIf they were in the bed naked and doing naughty things, then you should confront them.
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We don't know that they don't...their boots may be hiding them!
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Good Night, sweet dreams!Sleep Tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite. =-)\n\nA.H.
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on the floor or put a piece of wood under you mattress
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Oh, wrong bogeyman. There used to be one under my bed, my siblings always saw him but I never did. I still look under my bed for him. I used to look for him because I was afraid of him. I think the role has reversed and he is afraid of me. He just never is under my bed. Why?
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I do something called covered wagons.\n\nFart under the covers of bed then pull the covers over my wife's head.
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ummm, can i ask you a question?  while in bed after you know.
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you made your bed, now lay on it.\n\nP.S. Mary...... is that you??????