how do i get rid of a smart raccoon in our private club?
829715
A "live trap" is the best way to do it. \n\nSee the info here:\n\nhttp://www.victorpest.com/canada/traps.asp
601781
Believe it or not, Jacks got a good idea, but if that isn't practical for you try this: get some hose and cut it into 3 and 4 foot lengths. Put them out in the field when not in play. They might believe the hose pieces to be snakes and not land there at all. This trick has acutally worked in some places. \n\nThere is an airport where a dog was employed to keep geese away from the end of the runway. It worked.
156642
prank them. i know but if its your last resort go for it. let a couple of rats loose and you'll see results believe me.
648184
You need to figure out where they are getting it from and keep them away from that place until it has been eradicated.  Also if you are treating them every week, you are probably not getting rid of them completely.  You have to wash EVERYTHING in hot hot water.  They also make a spray for your matress'.  Spray the couches, beds, carpets, anything that can not be cleaned.  Make sure you wash coats, scarves, hats, EVERYTHING!  Are you seeing where I am going with this?  In this situation it is better to overreact than under react.  Good luck!
181973
First report them to the landlord.If that does'nt work,and you don't want to confront them yourself,call the police.I wish you luck.I have the same problem here.My neighbor is a 21 yr old alcoholic who loves to party,and entertain friends from Thursday night to Monday morning.I have called the law 3 times this week,and all they do is come by ,and tell them to turn the music down.We are very quiet people,and the noise makes me very nervous.
1050399
if you start by clicking on the guy at the top left on the swing, this gets rid of him, then you can click on the guy at the top of the rocket near the flickering light bulb.\n\nthen you can click on the guy on the toilet twice to have him get up and move.\n\nthen just to the left of where the cat is sleeping, there is a hatch which you can open, click on the cat and he will jump out. you can then click on the cat again and it will disapear.\n\nthen click on the small switch on the bottom right of the rocket which will cause the green light on the other side to flash, you can then click on the green light and it will open the small door next to it, and then in the small door you can grab the chocolate.\n\nthen if you click on the small box directly right of where the cat was originally, a guy will fill up the rocket with fuel. just click him again to get rid of him.\n\nthen you can click on the guy on the ledge (with the glasses and clipboard) and he will tell you 3 colours and a question mark.\nthen all you have to do is click the colours in order on the bottom right of the rocket. if done correctly the colours above the guy on the ledge will have ticks through them. click on the guy again and he goes away.\n\nthen make sure that the two guys who say that everything is ok are sitting down and the guy at the bottom with the megaphone will say to blast off. \n\nyou can then click the guy in the middle of the rocket and blast off!!!!!!\nhope this helps.
35756
My grandfather had that problem.  My grandma fixed it by putting treats for the raccoons...like leftover chicken in one spot and the garbage in the other.  As long as you remember to put out the treats you should not have a problem.
766045
Download spybot search and destroy put it in advanced mode go to tools find one about adding an removing programs it should do the job spybot kicks anus
582713
plz visit the below url 4r perfect snake trap\nhttp://www.dnr.state.mn.us/livingwith_wildlife/snakes/removing.html
213261
If the person your moving in with is smart, then the cops will never show up.  just take some safety precautions, like have a designated smoking room, keep all gear in one place not strewn about for the cops to find. as for the smell, use a paper towel or toilet paper tube and stuff a bunch of dryer sheets in it, now exhale through this and it should cut down the smell significantly. of course if you don't want to go to all this trouble, then i would suggest finding a roomie that dosen't smoke
754889
the cats you're worried about should be doing the job, you can use dcon just put it in places your cats can't get into to.
1130116
Get a humane trap and bait it with marshmellows and bird seed (trust me, it works). Place the trap where you usually see the chipmunk, and then leave the trap sit until you catch it. When you catch the chipmunk, reach into the cage and grab it with leather gloves. Then you can either drown it in a bucket, turn on a car and hold its head in the exhaust pipe, hit it on the head with a hammer, chop its head off with a butcher knife, grab its head and quickly twist it back so its neck brakes, or just drop it off a couple of miles down the road. DON'T GRAB IT WITH THIN GLOVES OR YOUR BARE HANDS!!!
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This is a serious answer, I am not kidding or makeing this up: Piss all over your yard! Old experts, and people who live in the wild, all say that ,that will keep all animals away from your outside area. I found out that it works! A couple of years ago we lived by this rotten man who hated animals and he set out this big cage, (live trap) to catch all kinds of animals. I once asked what does he do with them and he said he turns them loose miles away at some park, well I wasn't sure if I believed him or not. Different nights I would see things in the cage, like: opossums, racoons, and even some cats, and I would sneek in his yard around 3AM and let those poor animals loose, then unset the damn trap so no others could be caught that night. Well he got smart, and put a padlock on his fence, even though he never knew how the animals were escaping. The next night, I saw 4 baby racoons in the cage crying for their momma, who was outside the cage talking to them and biteing at it trying to get to her babies, well no way was I gonna stand for that, so I climbed the fence, freed the babies, who all ran with their mother into the woods, unset the cage and went home. It was at that time, that I remember hearring about putting urine all over your area to keep animals away and the next day I took all day filling up an old masson jar full of my urine. Well that night, I climbed the fence again and splashed urine all over that cage, then I poured some all over his yard, in places under the fence where the animals were comming in, and would you believe it, no animals were ever caught in that damn cage again! It really worked! A couple of days later, the cage was removed for good and he was filling in those places under his fence. He never caught anymore animals and I was able to get some sleep at night cause I no longer had to worry about the trapped animals! I know it sounds gross and embarressing, but the urine does really work!
732630
This is not natural behavior for a Raccoon and can be a sign of serious illness such as rabies.  \n\nDo not touch it.  \nYou will likely get harmed.\n\nDo not try to trap it.\nYou will likely get harmed.\n\nDo not call Animal Control.\nMost Animal control groups do not have the knowledge to work with wild animals.\n\nCall your county extension (There is an office for every county in the United States and is supported by the USDA.  Often 4-H is associated with it)  and explain the situation to them.  They will either tell what to do or, put you in contact with a wildlife group.  That is, people who volunteer to care for wild animals.
765006
Don't discuss your dormouse's devilishly discontentment here, go downtown and divest yourself of dollars and dimes to buy a Dirt Devil to take to his domain to develop a deeper and more diversified relationship with your dormouse.\n\nAlternatively in the UK take your avaricious, ardently, assiduous , pet and ascertain the price of a Dyson Animal then aspirate the dormouse at the first available opportunity.
504181
To get rid of them in the house, try this:\nGet a shiny foil pie pan and a bright light (like a desk lamp) Put a couple of drops of dish soap in the pan and some water and mix them together - not super sudsy. Put the pan in a dark room (at night is ideal) and shine the lamp right into the center of the pan. \nThose little buggers will be attracted to the shine, jump in, and because of the soap, can't jump out, and will drown.
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Join the club. ¬_¬\nDon't talk to them OR hang around them..