Has anyone heard of a drinking game called "eggers?"?
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Oh, boy how do i answer this one. I have heard about this and a buddy of mine says it is a blast (pun not intended).\n\nIts definately an adult drinking game with concentual adults. How do i answer this politely?\n\nIt deals with a girl and her friends (mostly gys getting together and drinking heavily.\n\nWhen the game begins the girl stands in the center of a crcle of guys she at this time is wearing high heels, platforms, mary janes etc... two eggs are placed into her shoes. This makes her balance on the balls of her feet.\n\nThe guys get to stare at a girl in a chicken pose (but sticking out)\n\nNow a money tray goes around the guys bet of the girl can make it through each round (12 rounds) without crushing the eggs. While the girl is balancing the guys are individually "keeping themselves occupied" \n\nEach round goes by, she doesnt crush the eggs, she gets to keep the money from the round. If she does break, the lat guy to "make a statement" on her shoes" gets the money.\n\nIt's an adult game.
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Kinda long, but it's worth it (especially since you're bored):\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"\n\n:o)
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Stupid joke but it makes me thirsty....guess I will go drink a bloddy mary. Thanks for the idea!
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MAN, Someone sent this to me ...try jokearoo.com\n\nIt is hysterical!!  Love all of them the ping pong one the fight one.\n\nJokaroo.com might have it I think that is where it was sent to me from...that site also provides links to others...\n\nHope this helps, I searched my e-mails for you but it was some time ago and is now gone.
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Thats cool.\nI've got one.\n\nThere's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.\n\nThe poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."\n\n"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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no  i have not but i have heard of it. go to www.IGN.com if u need info on it an other games. i play, smash court tennis & top spin. on ps2 there great . an they only reason i play them is because that site rated them highley an readers
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yes. same with the different variations of the after church breakfast... are you making eggs??? i'll take two.
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It's a silly question, so it warrants a silly anecdote.\n\nAbout 10 years ago, I was out drinking with friends.  I had (and continue to have) a rep for having a big one.  Not that it's huge, mind you, but those who have seen it were quite impressed.\n\nStragely enough, One of my buddies started going around asking other guys (strangers), if they had a big duck.  Most of the dudes ignored him, but one guy said "I got a big one."  \n\nThen my buddy set up a big duck contest between me and the guy.  Before we opened our flies, a whole bunch of guys started making bets.  All my buddies were putting $10 or $20 on me.  \n\nWe even tried to get an objective female judge, but all of the girls thought we were wacked out.\n\nSo, he pulled his out, and I got to admot, I was a little scared.  From my perspective, I thought he was pretty big.\n\nWhen I pulled mine out, however, the crowd cheered, and all my buddies doubled their money.\n\nSilly? yes.\nSelf-Affirming? even more so.
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picknick, drinking if your over 21, paddle ball, football etc...chicken fights are allways good too
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Yes.\n\nIt’s the perfect sport for Rednecks.  What other sport can you down a kegger of beer and still be able to follow?\n\nThere making a left tuurrrnnnn.\n\nOh look, they making another left tuurrrnnnn.\n\nCan you believe it, another left tuurrrnnnn.\n\nWhat do ya thinks gonna happen next?\n\nAnother left tuurrrnnnn.
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corn hole, flip cup, beer pong, bad mitten, good mixed Cd's, horseshoes. just get everyone involved in something, my friends and I play pictionary after we've been drinking-- hilarious, every one goes completely nuts! So yeah, I suggest some sort of team activity.
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what about some alcohol and some classic kiddie games like we used to play at our old parties, like that game where you roll a dice and the person who gets a six has to get the stupid outfit (complete with mittens on) and used a knife and fork to get into a massive bar of chocolate, they have until the next person rolls a six. what else...?  you could also play other games of that era, like musical statues, or pass the parcel but with cracker type toys in. Sort of thing can be a laugh when alcohol is involved...
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.\nSuddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.\n\n"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're \ncooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We \nneed more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? \nThey're going to STICK! Careful.\n\nCAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!\nNever! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?\n\nDon't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.\nUse the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"\n\nThe wife stared at him.\n\n"What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"\n\nThe husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."\n\n***u'll find also some nice jokes here www.jokes.com
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lol good ones \n\ni was talking to my friend and i asked her " do you know why it's considered bad to drink and drive?" \nshe said "because you might crash nito someone when you're drunk and whatnot"\nand I was relating ti to one of you jokes and I said in a calm voice.." uhh...no" she said why i said still in a calm voice " cause you might spill your drink duh" \n\nso she was drinking soda and spit it out all over the plave ugh \nlol sorry it was long =] but thanks fro the jokes
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Old english bar owners.  Figuring out evenings profits by measuring their "pints and quarts" sold vs. inventory left to insure there wasn't waste or thievery.\n\nBTW - "whet your whistle" came from the same time period where beer mugs used to literally have a whistle on them.  Patrons would blow them when they wanted the bar wench to refill their steins with more beer!  :)  (And now you know the REST of the story)....
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Maybe "crap-shoot", as in the table gambling game craps?
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did you ever play that game when you were a kid - you all sit in a circle and someone whispers a message into the next person's ear, it travels around the whole circle in whispers until the last person speaks it aloud? Remember having a laugh at the crazy hogwash that it tended to turn into by the end of the round? Now imagine that it is not a bunch of kids having fun for 10 minutes, but a large number of powerful people with varying agendas who played this little game for 2000 years...;-)