Fellow Ladies: Have you ever got yourself out of a speeding ticket by flirting with the officer?
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My daughter got herself out of three of them that way.
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Yes I have. My girlfriend and I was riding in the car on the highway and I mooned a couple of guys. It was last year I was 32. But, I used to do it all the time as a teenager on a dare.
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Fleeing a police officer.... Criminal damage to property... Assult,...thats all I can remember at the time..\n\nWhy what did you do?
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How about a big mistake I almost made?  Early 70's, living in Berkeley, trying to change the things I couldn't, and so on, and so on. 4 a.m. I'm going to drive over to S.F. and jump over the G.G. Bridge, the Bay Bridge ? not classy enough for me.  Thought I'd stop off in Golden Gate Park, have a smoke, than go do it.  Here comes this mounted S.F. police officer, on his horse, leading another riderless horse.  We made eye contact and I figured I better say something as to not get hassled.  "Where's your partner"  Not cracking a smile nor breaking pace, he replied " Indians got him" !!!  I laughing so hard I wet myself, went home, had great "make up sex" and lived some what happily ever since.  \nMark C.
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The Helpful Wife\n\n\nA male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:\nMan: What's the problem officer?\nCop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\nMan: No sir, I was going 65.\nWife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.\n(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)\nCop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.\nMan: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!\nWife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.\n(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)\nCop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.\nMan: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.\nWife: Oh  Harry, you never wear your seat belt.\nMan: Shut your mouth, woman!\nCop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?\nWife: No, only when he's drunk.\n\n\nHere's another\n\n\nDeputy Gomer\n\nThe local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.\n"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"\n"11" he replied.\nThe sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."\n"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"\n"Today and tomorrow."\nHe was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.\n"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"\nGomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."\n"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"\nSo, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.\n"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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great story!... hmm  hate to say this but Ive had quite a few crashes, but..... none were my fault!!!!!!!!!  (seriously!!!)1 I got hit by a drunk driver... who I found out the cops  had just had him in a bar fight but didn't arrest him...lucky me... ( I have more  great stories involving Murphy's law ).lol..but the funniest crash story I ever had   was when I wasn't driving  ... I was the passenger... it was   long ago  and far away.... OK.. maybe it wasn't that far away...lol... anyway I was on a date with this guy I had been seeing...  and  yes we were young and stupid(funny how those words often go together)so   there was some drinking involved with the driving... and we ended up in a ditch.... so when the cops got there   ,he told them he had swerved to miss a deer... of course they took us to the police station, and gave him a breathalyzer test..  in the meantime I'm chatting with the cops, and told them  that  I intended to go into law enforcement... so  they allowed me to help  book him... lol...needless to say we never dated again.... but hey I did go to college , majored in  criminal justice and went into law enforcement... think I should send him a thank you card ????lol...
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-after going 75mph on a 25mph road-\nPolice Officer looks me in the eye, smiles and says~\n"I've been waiting for you all day"\nI say~\n "Well I'm sorry officer, i got here as fast as i could"
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why stop? flirting is great fun!
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OMG the funny memory this question dragged up!\nThere was this obnoxious guy that kept groping at my ex-bosses grand-daughter in the bar.  He could not take a hint.  Anyways, we were out with some friends of ours, one of whom was an off duty cop.  We escorted the pig and his friend out of the bar and I must have been feeling invincible with my cop friend and swung at the guy hitting him square in the face.  I dont know who was more shocked, me, him or our friends.  Anyways, his friend was dragging him away as my friends were holding me back.  I can't imagine what on earth possessed me to hit the guy (rum maybe???) but I am glad everyone else had enough sense to let it stop there.
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"I love you." \n\nSaid that to the police officer who was about to give me a ticket. He wasn't fooled, though.
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It depends on your state, city and the judge. If you are trying to beat the ticket (assuming you are sure you were not speeding).., you're only hope is a slim one. Ask if the Radar Gun had been calibrated that day. \n\nSome judges may feel generous and ask the policeman to verify that the radar gun had been calibrated before use.\n\nFIRST OFF..., when you get pulled over watch the attitude and be cordial / nice. You ask the officer first thing, "Can I help you Officer"?  People are idiots when they start off harassing a cop. Cops are human. Be nice, generally speaking, they will be nice.  If I pick a verbal fight with you, you'll get an attitude - so you darn well better check the attitude because cops are no different than you and I in the mood department.\n\nIf the policeman says you were speeding - don't get worked up into a lather. Simply state something to the effect of.., "Officer, I am not calling you a liar, but I honestly do not think I was going that fast".\n\nYou work the conversation from there - BUT - keep your cool if he is adamant and not even going to let you off with a warning. Now days if you tick a policeman off by being rude - you can get hit with other citations - and they may even look your car over for lights being out, improper exhaust system, poor tire tread.., etc.\n\nThe most important advice I can give is just be "nice". Even if that fails - thank the Officer when you get the ticket or even if he lets you off the hook.\n\nPlease note that being nice does not guarantee he will skip giving you a ticket when he knows in his own mind you were speeding. But it certainly gives you that potential - because face it.., cops have a thankless Job. Not many appreciate what they put up with. Put yourself in the cop's shoes and imagine you putting up with thankless idiots who get ticked off because you are doing your job. Wouldnt you feel better if someone talked to you like you were human?\n\nLast word - its not always words that can irk a cop. I could say "Yes sir and no sir and thank you" all day long, but if I am giving him devil eyes all the while - silence can indeed speak louder than words. Actions - have to represent the words.
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hmmm.... I guess it's all in the factors of the scenarios.  When the cops pull you over, do you have drugs or alcohol in the vehicle, or were you just speeding?  If you were just speeding, it's a costly nusciance but if you have other things, then you're in trouble.  And, the opposite sex person, is it someone you are really into, have put in alot of yourself in the relationship, or is it someone you are initially interested in?  hmmm... I think I'd rather be pulled over for a speeding ticket (it's not as embarrasing and doesn't give you that blah rejection feeling)
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Get arrested?  LMAO!  :o)
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Yes I have. I kinda laughted it off and moved away from the guy just cause i didn't know him. I had a guy who kinda wouldn't take the hit so I told my boyfriend and his pressence scared him off. I had a friend who did that though and I laughted at him and asked him if he wanted a show, he got embarassed and stopped looking.
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ex cop turned Mommy  lol\n\nDWI enforcement was my favorite part of the job.  I had a real knack for it and that was one area I really felt like I was making a difference.  If I could get them off the road for at least the night, I might save one innocent life.\n\nHate?  Stinky people.  *gag*
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I actaully got a date stuck in traffic.  I was in my usual traffic jam, there was a hot chick in a VW bug, we ended up being stuck next together for a while.  We made eyes, she gave me a smile, so I had a marker and a peice of paper and wrote my cell number down, and held it to the window.  She called me and we chatted throughout the traffic jam, and we ended up dating for a few months.  I definitely recommend traffic jam dating.
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Personal experience. My bf's mom's first husband was a cop, her dad was a cop, when my bf thought about going into the police academy she said "all you'll learn is how to cheat on your spouse", I dated a guy who is a cop, when he got married (to someone else) he said "now I'll get all kinds of chicks, being married AND a cop". I'm sure there are cops who are faithful to their spouses but the temptation is out there for men in uniform.