There are wild turkeys in my neighborhood. How can I kill them legally.?
816171
The only "legal" way I can think of is run over them, but it's really hard to run over a turkey, especially if they are watching.  I've tried to run over a few, but they take off when they see a vehicle coming.  I know it's possible to do, though, because I have seen several on the side of the road.  I even cut a ten inch beard off of one.
970662
Call the police. Tell your neighbor what annoys you the most.
880940
Talk to some landowners around Laredo.  Many are eager to have feral hogs killed because they are so overpopulated and destructive.  Of course, convincing the landowner to let you on his property with a gun will require that you be very convincing of your intentions to respect his property and abide by his rules.  Take a drive down there and go to some local coffee shops, feed stores, etc., and meet some people.....you'll probably end up with several places to hunt if you play your cards right.
60335
You might look here. I know they sometimes get shot with guns out of peoples backyard trees.
521630
turn off the lights in your garden....\n\n\n\nor hunt at night near grassy places....\n\n\n\n\nthen bring a black net........use it on them
771782
Believe it or not, you can report them to your local council. Fairies aren't given any special treatment, and have to abide by civil law just like the rest of us. Try taking a video of them as evidence of their raucous behaviour. I had an angry mob of them the other week near my compost heap. They were drinking home-made elderflower wine and swearing profusely. Two of them are now on ASBOs and that seems to have worked.
1107635
Use a machine gun dude, them crows travel in packs. You could take out hundreds not even aiming at em!! Good eatin!!
1145911
lol cuz turkeys are dumb!
606926
well unless you shoot the eviroment (animals, bugs, plants, ect.) than i guess not really. but birds will try to eat them nd may choke : ( so, that may be bad. just what i do is, just use a water hose and just spray your yard when your done and then walk on the wet grass. (you want to try to step on the BB's so they kind of just sink into the ground and that way the birds wont see them)
784057
I would look up animal control, and phone them. They wouldnt rent bats but they may know where you can. Also look up bat rental on the net in your city. Good luck!
859476
I agree that foxes are a pest for most country folk.  However, I do think that it is disgusting to allow dogs to tear a living animal to pieces.  I also don't agree with hunts and packs of hounds following foxes across farm land and private property as it does damage.  Yes I know it shouldn't happen, but in reality it does.  I live in Derbyshire and have seen happen it many times.\n\nGassing underground is an option but it's not just foxes that will be killed.\n\nShooting to kill is acceptable to me (just my opinion) but as you stated, this can result in wounding and a painful death.\n\nSnares are barbaric and should be outlawed.  Full stop.\n\nAs far as culling is concerned, it should be done in a way that's as humane as possible but to be honest I don't know what the answer is.  That's probably why this debate rages on.
227600
You can swap them with your palm or let them fly outside or find their nest and destroy it, if possible. At least, that is what I did, and would do.
1060171
I recommend a real gun, but don't shoot em.\n\nShoot up in the air to scare em
8006
It depends on Texas legislature, but at least in the Northeast it's very much ILLEGAL. In fact, you get prosecuted for animal cruelty. I would suggest calling the police and reporting this guy.\n\nThen i would suggest calling your local news station and see if they can let everyone in your neighborhood know what a ....-hole he is. No better payback than having all your neighbors hating you.\n\nI'm sorry this happened, i hope you get him!!!
693056
Sweet. \n\nCan you give me detailed instructions on the envoronment and conditions the cat was in? I've been looking for a cool way to kill my cat for years and this sounds like just the ticket.
820529
Call the police and report your neighbor!
1083684
First, talk to them. Politely ask them turn down the volume after 10pm.\nSecond, go to your neighborhood association.\nThrid, call the cops for distrubing the peace. Usually on visit from the cops is enough to straighten most neighbors out.