my Horoscope is confusing me. can some one interpert it<im a scorpio>?
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It says, stop reading this stupid nonsensical crud and get a life!
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"Scorpio + Virgo \n\nWater + Earth = Mud \n\nThere are many Scorpios and Virgos who’ve been attracted to each other. Lots of them have been able to create a happy, comfortable and fulfilling life by pooling their financial, mental and emotional resources.\nAt the other end of the spectrum is a group that doesn’t work so well. They marry and stay together for life but never quite fulfil each other. This is because both are very demanding in their own way. \nYour ruling planet, Pluto, is challenging in a most confrontational way, whereas Virgo prefers to do battle rationally, in a way that is courteous and unassuming.\nIn a permanent relationship they’ll feel you’re insensitive, your blunt manner shows a lack of respect, and you don’t take their basic needs into account. And you’ll become irritated with them, if not completely frustrated by their overly logical examination of every minor issue. \nIf you lightened up, you’d feel much more confident about a relationship with Virgo. On a practical level, and in the bedroom, this relationship has all the characteristics of a really great partnership.\nThis is particularly so from your vantage point, financially: Virgo will offer you practical security as well as love. The two of you can work towards financial stability, and build a mutual support system that gives you more than the basic emotional or romantic fulfilment of most relationships — with some prosperity thrown in for good measure.\nBe wary of Virgos born between 24 August and 2 September: Mercury, which co-rules them, is opposite in nature to you. There will be temper flare-ups from time to time. There may also be a difference in your age or cultural background which will make you question the relationship. Think hard about taking the friendship to a more serious level — before you dive in. \nVirgos born between 3 September and 12 September offer you gains and losses in equal measure, and many of your life lessons will be tied up in your financial relationship with them. Remember the saying ‘Never mix business with pleasure’? If you can sort out this issue, these Virgos will offer you a solid and stable security which fits in with your personal view of life. \nVirgos born between 13 September and 22 September are ideally suited to long-term love and commitment. This is because Jupiter, which has a bearing on your romantic life and is a thoroughly lucky planet for you, also has a bearing on their destiny. You’ll feel physically attracted to them, and will want a bright future with them."
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I'm Sag. Born Dec.20, also on the cusp. When I read horoscopes I think it's more like Capricorn!
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Scorpio Astrology prediction for 2007 CAREER: \nYou have a strong connection to artistic impulses, values and prestige and would do well seeking a profession in the arts this year. You have a natural eye for beauty and possess a natural grace in your dealings with people. Transformation is at your doorstep this year, and new opportunities await you. Your resources will grow as you have the gift of attracting big money. You work very hard, but need to realize that you don't have to do it alone. When you communicate your desires, you'll find that you'll get the help you need. A career in counseling or working with children would also suit you as well. Versatility is important in order to give you the stimulation you need, and the ability to utilize the many skills you possess. You are proud of your ideas and very good at expressing them. Your thinking is creative and you have a smooth management style. You need opportunities in your career to relate with others intimately. You feel satisfied when you can help others organize their lives more efficiently -- so help away this year! You might also consider a job that gives you time to travel and allows you the freedom to do what you like. You need to get away from routine to feel comfortable and satisfied. Even though your career seems challenging at times this year, you love the responsibility and have a deep urge for mastery and achievement. There may be times you feel that you're giving too much to your career and that achieving your goals is being delayed. Not to worry! You'll definitely achieve success from all your efforts and will be reaping many spiritual and material rewards by the end of the year.\n\nLove & Blessings \nMilly
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The award winning (so they say) Onion's horoscope. If not just as accurate, much more entertaining. The real reason to even bother. Here is a few for this week:\n\nLeo July 23 - August 22\nYou'll claim to have only been following doctor's orders, but jury members will still convict you of assisting in a series of barbaric musculoskeletal medical experiments.\n\nLibra September 23 - October 23\nDespite seemingly insurmountable odds, you will once again manage to talk your way out of sounding interesting this week.\n\nYour Birthday Today\nThe discovery of two scoliotic spines this week will bring you one step closer to completing that rocking chair of skulls.\n \nHow do they know all this?
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Your stars are determined by the astral configuration on the day and hour you were born, therefore you are a Pisces.  Of course, if you were born "on the cusp", right on the date of the sign change, you might be a bit of both!
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Prediction For You \n \nHi ,\n\nThis is a Number   8day for you. and your today's Prediction is\nOnly you know what is best for you today at work. Experience the healing power of children as you spend your valuable time with them. Diligent financial dealings will pave the way for profits. A promising day for love as both you and your partner are looking in the same direction. You will enjoy a peaceful and healthy life. Sudden change in situations could lead you in a new direction. Your lucky number is 5 and lucky colour is Light Green.\n \n \nThis is a year of peace and harmony for you. As number 7 is intellectual by nature, you will attain a lot in the intellectual sphere and your mental potential will be fully realised. This is time for study and introspection. Your affairs will move slowly and you will have to work hard to achieve success. Do not keep matters pending for long. It is advisable to attend to distant matters as good fortune may lie in that direction. Keep in touch with contacts far and near, as they may prove to be sources of unexpected help. If you are embarking on a career, the travel or communications industries will be very suitable. You will have to exercise great tact and diplomacy, as there is a possibility of being misunderstood or misrepresented often this year. It will require all your patience and persuasive powers to clear the misunderstanding. A person close to you will have an enormous influence on your life and will refashion your personality. He or she will prove to be a great source of inspiration and help you develop a positive attitude towards life. You will become increasingly temperamental and moody. Your imagination and intuition will soar. \n  \n \n \nYour Lucky Days  Your Gemstones  \nWednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Diamond, emerald, and sapphire  \n \n\nThe planet Mercury governs this number and those born under it are shrewd, mentally alert, industrious, diplomatic, intuitive and have sharp business acumen and a scientific temper.\nYou are naturally attracted to people born between September 21 and October 20, between January 21 and February 20. You also have an affinity for those governed by the numbers 1, 5, 7 and 8.\nNumber 5 is associated with business so you should enjoy great material success. You are shrewd and industrious and you should be able to build up a successful career for yourself.\n\nBorn on the 23rd of the Month\nYou are highly emotional and volatile. You achieve success early in life and enjoy fame and wealth. You have good communication skills and are able to express yourself eloquently in all the mediums. You like your freedom and do not like to be tied down. Everything you do is characterised by speed and efficiency. You are popular with members of the opposite sex\n \nrgds,\n\nJendralus
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REPEAT THAT FOR ME I AM A LITTLE CONFUSED???
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Horoscopes are a fantasy that means nothing. They cannot predict the future, they cannot say anything about your personality. No studies of astrology have demonstrated any truth in it at all. Sorry to burst your bubble. You're better of using your time to study things that are real.
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It sounds like a Horoscope to me.  Is she a Leo?  If you are so worried, JUST ASK HER.  Communication is a major key in any relationship.  Without good communication between yourself and your partner, the relationship is doomed to fail.  \n\nGood luck, it doesn't sound like anything serious ;)
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Go to:\n\n\nhttp://www.tarotbyjeanne.com/scorpio.html\n\n\nand read for yourself.
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Well your main sign the Sun sign is Pisces, your moon is in Leo,\nyour Mercury is in Pisces, your Mars is in Virgo, your Venus is in Aries, your Jupiter and Saturn are in Virgo, your Uranus is in Scorpio, your Neptune is in Sagittarius, and your Pluto is in Libra.  There is so much more that I would want you to know but that would take a lot of time.  Also my book has the wrong Ascendants (or Rising signs).  And I would have to know time of birth and city/state of birth but there's the overall signs in your birth chart.  Sorry I couldn't be of more help. My source is below.
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Do you mean you're a Scorpio as in the astrological sign?  Or you play for a team called the Scorpions? I'm a little confused.  But here's where I get my horoscope emailed to me daily:
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Here's the complete, absolutely true scientifically developed horoscope:\n\n"Beware of pirates. This was going to be a good day for you, but there was a sudden change of plans. A flock of melons will litter your yard with bits of twine and used duct tape. Your lucky city is: Moose Jaw. Stifled anger and resentment over the frustrations and obstacles you confront now may further complicate matters. Throw balls of wool at horses. A word to the wise: hollow. Bring back some triangles and glue and you will be honoured with breadsticks. All those new planets in other solar systems will really mess you up on Thursday."
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Ohhhhhhhh really??? but i am scorpio
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OUCH, IM SORRY. I BET YOU ARE TOTALLY LOYAL TO CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILY BUT UNTRUSTING OF OTHERS AND SNEAKY,SLY AND INTELLIGENT AS WELL. MY EX IS SCORPIO HIS B DAY IS TOMORROW. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
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I do know according to your birthday your horoscope sign is a Pisces.Far as marriage im constantly being told it will happen in GOD time.No im not a psychic.It's just that i ask a question or questions.Why,Who,When,and Where.Because i am very impatient