Would this pickup line work at church?
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That's hilarious!!! Sure, I think you should try it!  By the way, darling, I gave you thumbs up!! You should see the thumbs downs I get from Christians, on answers I give that are totally neutral.  You like to have a bit of fun honey, I'm sure there are some (yes even Christians) that get upset at that!  I personally think you're quite funny and realize that you are just playing.  Makes this place more interesting!
1012925
Why is this question in the religion/spirituality section? I'm guessing you must want a bible-thumper. In that case, go to Church on Sunday. Look around. You'll find someone.
532390
Dude, that was awesome. Thanks for the laugh!!!! If that "pastor" had a church and you came and did not convert, he would "bust a cap in your ass for the lord!! beeatch"
256261
Yes, there are, but it is possible that you may be looking for them in the wrong places.  Try getting more active in your church and meeting guys that way.  Alternatively, if you go to a small church, oftentimes larger congregations have bigger youth groups or, if you are an adult, adult singles groups.  Christian Chat in Yahoo is also a source, but generally speaking, be wary of people you meet on the Internet until you have had an opportunity to assess their character in person.
478440
no pick up lines...you'll just get shut down.  say something sincere and flattering
834699
if richardstz , you have to be kidding me, those pickup lines are probably from a while ago, and they should stay there.\n\n\njust smile, laugh when he makes a joke but when everyone else does, but dont be like too out there, or else he'll think your too easy, and if he plays a sport go to a game with some of his friends, and let him know you care :)
700912
Church is a good place to meet a nice lady. See you later. ♀
462689
Church can be a good place. Also find a guy whose shy, not like the populur guys at school.
216231
Hey, there! As a future preacher myself, I feel well-qualified to answer your question. First off, realize that if by "get crazy" you're talking about "a one night stand", then you might as well give up. No preacher worth his salt is going to do the nasty with a woman unless he marries her first.\n\nIf you don't mind the marriage requirement, here are some guidelines for snagging yourself a preacha-man. The first tip is an obvious one: go to church. Like one other person said, we hang out there. Second, show yourself to be a woman with some morals. We are (or at least are supposed to be) the "nice guys", and we like "nice girls." Finally, avoid any jokes that might be interpreted as sacreligious. We have a sense of humor, but it generally stops there.\n\nAnyway, I hope that helps. I'd give you my number, but I'm taken. LOL
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girl, or what ever you are. Tell them you have to get to know me, and maybe you got to go to the last resort, the church.  If you believe in God, then you should go. There's always somebody you can at least try in church.  Plus they won't try to get into ur panies as quick as some men.  But I promise you whoever you end up with that's the "one" and trust me you'll know who the one is-remember I promised you- you'll be content with them. It's something about love and fate that just trips me out how they truly interact with each other,comebine perfectly and leave you with an epiphany that yo feel as if it were right in your face.
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Call the local church and see if they can offer any assitance
845620
How about:\n\n"Would you be doing this if Jesus was watching?  Well, guess what.  He IS!"
1100251
Sometimes, but you have to make sure that its not just church you have in common. And sometimes- one can act like a spiritual person and be far from it, so as with people outside church- you have to really get to know the person. Church sometimes helps you meet good moral people- but then sometimes they are FAR from moral- so sometimes yes sometimes no. Depends on the person and the church I guess.
414587
try visiting a church
1109854
Dear Jesus,\nWill you love me more if I tell others that they will not go to the Kingdom of God for not believing in you?  I hope so because I want to be your favorite.  That will make me the best of all your sons right?.... if I tell people that I am better than they are because I know I am forgiven???... right???...\nThanks\nJoe Smith\n555 Main Street \nAnytown USA\n666-666-6661\njust in case you were wondering where you can reach me.\nThanks again, oh by the way you got that $200 the guy on T.V. told me to send ya right??  Gee I hope so, I really want to be sure I have a good seat in the Kingdom.
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Sometimes showing the love of God can be the hardest thing and you probably should have gone to God first with this problem so He can direct you in the best way of approaching this guy. When this happened to me a while ago, the Spirit directed me to speak to the guy, letting him know how much I did appreciate his interest in me but I really did not feel comfortable with the way he thought my being nice was "flirty". He then saw things from my viewpoint and we are friendly now, though not real friends.  But pray about this first, it helps.
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Pick up lines are ridiculous.  Just be yourself