How do I get my GF to douche her "Vag" w/o hurting her feelings?
822236
why dont you offer to have a shower or bath with her and b4 you do go to the pharmacy and get vagisil feminine wash..and use it on her..if she looks weird at why you have femine wash..say you asked the phamacist for a gel that  you can use on your girlfriend and she responded...with vagisil cause it wont irritate "private parts" so thats what you got..she can use it all over but it really works in the B.O crotch department..(use your hand in the vaginal area...not a poff or hand cloth)
259670
tell her tough tittie...it dont feel nice now do it? you backstabbing slut...then laugh in her face ; )
528865
Do not treat the clit like a d*ck.\n\nStart out slow and soft.\n\nDO not lick her butt hole.\n\nAsk her what feels good.\n\nNotice how she is acting..her breathing, her noises, how her body is reacting.\n\nDo not stick your hand/fist up anything.\n\nTry doing different letters of the alphabet with your tongue on her clit.  Take note as to which ones she seems to respond favorably to.\n\nIf she says something like "Please don't stop"  that means just that.  Don't speed up or slow down or do it faster or slower.\n\nIf she is all giggly after wards, you probably succeeded:)
101827
Just ask her!  If you're not convinced with her answer, don't press the issue.  Ask for ways for you to improve her experience.  If she's worried about your feelings, that will give her the opportunity to 'help you along' without embarassment.  Real men appreciate any advice from their lady- so the fact that she offers it- does NOT mean you've been doing it wrong.  And remember, you're not born a great lover, you BECOME a great lover- take any advice graciously.
820650
i feel you man--but if shes making you happy than make her happy aswell. it might be nasty but do it for once in a while. this is what i did, make a deal with her, for every 5 times she gives you head, you eat her out
1087923
tell her your penis would like to see her vagina
71493
It's great that you want to make up with her.  That's half the battle already.  Here's some ideas.\n\n1.  Apoligize for what you did wrong:  Whatever you said or did, take responsability for it.  Be specific.  Don't apologize for "hurting her feelings," but apoligize for what you personally did or said.\n\n2.  Be positive and encouraging.  Don't blame her.\n\n3.  Forgive her whatever she did, whether she apologizes or not.\n\n4.  Do something fun together.  When a relationship has been damaged by a painful experience, something special is needed to heal the wound.\n\nHope these ideas are useful.
59533
My guess is that you're not talking about a day-to-day thing. What you want is for her to get dressed up and for you two to have crazy monkey sex. Awesome.\n\nIf you two talk about your sex life, bring it up during one of those conversations. Say "You know what might be fun to try one time?"\n\nDon't try to change the whole of your sex life in a day. A good guideline is that only 1 in 3 sexual encounters with your partner should be "enhanced" or "special". If you were to start asking her to dress up like a porn star every time you two made love, she would likely feel less than confident.\n\nIf you two are open enough, head on over to a strip club. Buy her a lapdance. I went to a club and got one and it was superfun. I left the club thinking it might be fun to dress up like a stripper sometimes. Your wife might get the same ideas.\n\nHowever, if you bring it up and she says something along the lines of "I'm not a tawdry whore", make it clear that you want her to be beautiful and classy, just like she already is. If she still says no, drop it. The more you pressure her, the more she'll feel like you don't like her for who she is.\n\nMost women will agree to do something that they're not entirely into every once in a while for the sake of their partner. Besides, if you respond enthusiastically, she's more likely to do it again.\n\nGood luck!
934163
You could be blunt! Tell her you feel unconfortable when she does this.. and that your happily married. Then point out how would she feel if everytime(old ugly whats his name) did that to her,,, how would she feel?
1049056
Well, you should stick it in her butt that way she doesn't have to look at your skank ass pervert face. \n\nGross
431414
It hasn't occurred to her that you want her to undress you. Ask her to do it. Girlfriends are not mind readers.
643321
The worst thing you could do is to criticize her before during or after sex? \nI also hate it when a man is stinky. Or when you try to be subtle about not liking what they are doing and you try to either nicely push them away or back away and they won't get the clue
320669
Ouch! Don't make it sound like a big deal if you bring it up with her.  Just say something like, "Hey, haha, at the airport, when you hugged me goodbye, sorry about that stomach-poking..."  And laugh while you're saying it, but make it sound like you don't find it completely funny like an immature idiot, but a bit embarrassed in a cute way.  Try to blush bit, if you can, and sound as sincere as you can while laughing.
1176735
You got a gf? Then get her to "give you a hand". Or better still, a BJ. \nAnd don't forget to return the favour.
367923
You shouldn't be the one to break her hymen. That's the most painful thing ever (well not really but it's not comfortable that way.) Tell her to switch to tampons. LOL.
875765
Try asking if you can It gets really ichy when growing back and women get reactions the first couple of times at east some do and it become very irritating with little shaving bumps which u can buy stuff to help from that happening try talking to her more about it and come to some compromise..Tell her u won't do that if it's not at least trimmed.
593100
first and most imporant, take a shower!!! scrub that puppy if u must but make sure it's clean, maybe take a shower together, get out blind fold her and get in the 69 postion and while she's enjoying your "services" try ****gently************ pushing her head down or raising your "member" to her lips. . . don't get too exicited!!