How many French Hens did my Truelove send to me.?
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0 because he couldn't get them past customs!
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Long ago I had ten puppies.\nLong ago I had ten puppies.\nOne of them would always whine.\nAfter that I just had nine.\n\nThen I only had nine puppies.\nOne ran off with her new mate...eight...\nThen at last I had no puppies.\nBut they all came back again!\nAfter that I just had ten.\nTHE END!!!\n\nJim Rule
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I've had 52. I'm not going, wow-wee look at me I am so brilliant and sexy etc etc. It's true, but I am not doing that.\n\nTell you what, I am going to post a question. Answer it with a good one and I will give you 10 points. You have one day to answer. Go to my profile to find out what question this is. Good luck!
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dude.. there can never be 1.5/2.5 chickens or 1.5/2.5 eggs. Chickens and eggs come in whole numbers.
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damn i got a million...\n\n*To prove to the possum it could actually be done!\n\n*There was a car coming.\n\n*The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. \n\n*There was free beer on the other side of the road.\n\n* We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.  We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.  The chicken is either with us or it is against us.  There is no middle ground here.\n\n*Out of custom and habit.\n\n*Because it could not stop for death.\n\n*I forget.\n\n*To prove it could never reach the other side.\n\n\nsooo yeah
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A hen and a half therefore can lay one egg in one day. So, one hen can lay 2/3 of an egg in one day. So, in seven days, one hen can lay 14/3 eggs. Six hens in seven days can lay 28 eggs.\n\n28.
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Here are some pictures my girlfriend sent:
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She obviously already had enough chickens....
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54 \n\nas each chicken lays one egg every 1.5 days ie 2 eggs every 3 days and so 6 eggs every nine days\n\nThus 9 chickens will lay 9 x 6 eggs in 9 days
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1.5 chickens lays 1.5 eggs, thus 1 chicken lays 1 egg as there is a 1:1 correspondence.\n\n1 chicken lays 1 egg in 1.5 days, so 1:1.5 is .6:1, one chicken will lay .6 or 2/3 of an egg in one day.
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Maybe those 3 eggs were unfertilized.  The hen that laid them may be part of the group of hens that are kept separate from roosters so that their eggs are kept unfertilized in order to sell them to markets without having to worry about the possibility of having a chick in it.  Or if there were chicks maybe they never developed.  This is why they say "Never count your chickens before they hatch".
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I believe a flat of eggs holds 30 eggs.  That is the size I buy at the store.\nHope this helps.
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Came home from work on a nice sunny day.  On the table he left me a love note expressing his feelings.  The note said that there was a wild orchid for me in the bedroom (it smelled beautiful).  He also had me a fishing vest (yeah, now thats true love) hung on the back of the chair.  The note told me to put all my fishing stuff inside the vest.  As I was doing this I came across a small box with a ring in it.  Wasn't an engagement ring, just an "I love you" ring.  There was also a six pack of Miller Lite in the fridge for me!!
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19\n\n8 dead & rotting sheep\n9 live sheep\n1 farmer\n1 farmer’s daughter – there is always a farmer’s daughter :)
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I should also count @yahoo.com???? without this i have 8 letters in my ID.............SHE LOVES ME NOT.............if i take @yahoo.com, total are 18.........again SHE LOVES ME NOT..........what the fuk.....but she loves me........Ur question is not funny for me. I am depressed.\n\nOk better idea, i will remove the period in that and the result is..........SHE LOVES ME>..........YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO i am fuking happy. Thanks a lot
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18. 1 egg per chicken per day, so 1 x 6 x 3
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Hey buddy you better think twice the same girl wants to marry me. Seems a little sacm going on. Here is a part of a msg that was sent to me also have some nice pic of this young lady. Contact me if you have any questions. Anyone does any interdating they better check that person out good before going on and thinking something is there.Hey my email address vince3987@yahoo.com contact me if you think I am full of it.\n\nMy dear Vinny, I often think about you and about our relations.\nIt\nseems to me that every day we become closer. We know more about\neach\nother and I like all that you wrote me. So, I will go home now to\nthink about this all. I hope I did not confused you with my\ndream.\nWhat do you think about this all?\n\nYes, maybe we can have post address of each other here is my and I wait\nyours.\n433210 Russia,\nCity: Karsun\nStreet: Lenina\nHouse: 29\nShahurina Irina\n\nHug you, Irina