Any funny personal story involving sports?
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It wasn't funny at the time, but...\n\nI practice Kendo, which is a kind of martial art. It is based an samurai sword-fighting techniques. Participants use bamboo swords and armor. My armor, though I am a small person, weighs about 10 or so pounds. Practices are tough, too, especially when DS Sensei would run one. His idea of a perfect practice is when someone passes out or pukes or both.\n\nAnyway, practice in the afternoon. I normally don't eat within four hours practice in order to make sure I don't get sick, but I had been running late and missed my pre-practice snack and I was starving. My sempai (senior student ranking above me) were on the way to the dojo and he did his usual thing of stopping at Taco Bell. Usually, I didn't get anything to eat, but I was STARVING. I mean I was so hungry my stomach hurt. So I narfed down a 7 layer burritto in a bout two seconds. Then we went right to practice.\n\nAnd DS sensei was there. I hadn't known he'd be visiting. So he takes me aside and puts me through this horrible, tough workout. And about halfway through, I am like UH OH...and I turned and bolted from the match and out the door (I actually forgot to bow out--bad manners) and I am running down the hall, trying to get my full-head armor helmet off (think similar to a fencing mask) before I am sick all inside of it. I burst into the bathroom, whip off the helmet in record time, and barf up my burritto. A couple of times!\n\nI go back to practice and DS sensei realizes what happens and totally makes fun of me. I thought that was the end of it, but nooooo...\n\nApparently DS sensei thought this was so funny, he told other people about it. LOTS of other people.\n\nSo I would go to a martial arts function and DS sensei would introduce me to other martial arts folks and they would hear my name and go "Oh, you're the one that barfed up her burritto!" This went on for almost a year!\n\nI still get teased about it, but I sure learned a lesson. And I sure DO NOT eat Taco Bell right before practice anymore.
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I'm really sorry about that. This has also happened to me, but with other sports. My suggestion is to find something else that you love doing in your spare time that you would've been playing basketball during and that will help you forget about it, but still do something that you love. And then, next year, when the time comes around again, just practice!!!
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How can football change your life?\n\nRevise instead - you'll thank me later.\n\nYou can read about the game or hear about it for the next week or so anyway.......blah blah blah\n\nTurn the tv off & get the books out....trust me.\n\nGood luck   :-)
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A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had \ngreat seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked \nher how she liked the experience. \n \n"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and \nall the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." \n \nDumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" \n \n"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest \nof the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the \nquarterback!' Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"
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When I was younger it was like a sport...I'm surprised some of my classmates were able to reproduce.  These days, only a few times and they were all on accident (I play sports).
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i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
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find?\n\nnah...\n\nI'm sure I could write one for you - but not now...\nLiverpool are now winning 6-0 and my attention is on the game...
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play a sport? umm you could make a blog or something too :]
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Oh man dude, you have no idea what a coincidence this is. My girlfriend and another friend spent about an hour this afternoon trying to decide whether sports is worth yelling at or not. \nFor my own reasons, it's just a way of life. And I think it's safe to say for all us sports fans, that we get into it a bit too much sometimes. All of us invest a whole lot of expectations and hopes within one team, that we even feel tied to the game and the team. It's understandable to shout and act crazy during a game, if you really hate it, maybe talk to your cousin about it?\nThanks
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Yes!! It's kinda like yours. Mine is Basketball! Everytime I play the game it's like nothing else matters. I don't care where I am or who I'm with. My life problems don't matter anymore. When I have my hand on the ball reality isn't real anymore. It's weird. I never thought I would like something so much. My favorite things to do is Box out and play underneth. My favorite shot is Free throw becuz I don't have to worry about anybody grading me.
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This is sort of off topic, but my High School mascot was this thing called the "Warm Fuzzy". It essentially was a 6 foot ball with a big smiley face, rainbow striped.\n\nSigh.
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Haha, no i haven't. My buddy lost a bet with his GF and had to wear her thong to work. He got caught lol. His older brother found out and was pissed all to hell. That was some funny sh*t though.
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Try my site. I'm not sure exactly what you are looking for, but there are motivational and inspirational stories as well as articles and such.\n\nhttp://www.hoopsu.com/
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Well here's one:\nI took care of this old man in the hospital. After he got his dinner tray he started tearing off little pieces of bread and threw them all over the floor.\nI asked him what he was doing and he said,  "I'm feeding my dogs, they gotta eat too"\nHAHAHAHA....sad, in a funny way, but true
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When I was in my early twenties some friends and I thought that it would be fun to rent some ice-time and have a 'fun' game of hockey.\n\nWell the only available ice-time at the local rink was from 2am-3am on Saturday night / Sunday morning.  Well, as young adult males what do you think that we did in the meantime?\n\nOf course beer is the answer to every question for every twenty-something male Canadian.  (or should I just drop the 'twenty-something' and 'Canadian' and be done with it)\n\nWell we were pretty drunk by 1:00am and we still had another hour to kill.  (I'm not proud of this next part but it happened and I won't lie about it)  We were drinking outside next to a cemetery on the edge of town and we noticed that there were some unused gravestones so we took one.\n\nWe were going to play a prank on someone.  Who knows how beer-fueled logic works anyway?  Well we noticed it was time to go to the rink, still with this gravestone in the back of my buddies pick-up.\n\nI'm a good street-hockey player but I'm not the greatest skater.  (my mother never took me to hockey as a child because she doesn't like getting up at 4am and hey, who can blame her? - I love my mother but I would have liked to have played more hockey)  \n\nAnyway, while we were just warming up and passing the puck around and shooting on net, I lost my balance, fell backwards, put my arm out to catch my fall but broke off the tip of my collar bone.  Ouch!  \n\nIf anybody has had that injury then you will know that no amount of beer will stop that pain.  The worst part was taking off the hockey jersey to have a look.  Double ouch!\n\nI'm not saying that I didn't deserve it - I did!  Perhaps this is an example of instant karma.  In any case let me be your warning:  don't drink and skate! and especially don't drink and skate after stealing a gravestone!  (unless you've got the skills of Theoren Fleury or Sandis Ozolinch)\n\nI went to Emergency and they put me in a sling and told me to visit my regular doctor the next day.  I did, and do you know what he said:  (direct quote)  "What do you want me to do about it?"
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I actually have a lot of favorite sports. Some of them are:\n\nTennis\nBaseball\nFootball\nBasketball\nSoccer
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We were in football practice one day and the Running Back we had wasn't smart enough to figure out how to run the play.  The coach took the ball and wound up running it, I was playing defensive end and didnt realize the coach was in for that play.  I saw a knee and tackled it.  It was the best hit of my life, right on the coach.  I blew out his knee.  Man he was pissed, but then again he shouldnt have been in there.