If your pet could talk what would it say to you :)?
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hey u are really good looking girl!!
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stick your finger in front of its mouth and find out
243202
thinking of something witty to answer ;)
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Animals do speak, just not human speech.  Their vocal muscles are developed in a certain way to make their "language" possible.  Can you "talk" like a Bear?  Probably not. (I hope not ;-) \n\nAnimals "talk" to each other using sounds that may sound like noise/grunts to us.\n\nSome animals can be trained to make sounds to seem like human language.  The obvious is birds/parrots.  I have seen cats and dogs "talk" simple things like 'Hello', or even 'I love you'.
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Find out what he was told if he speaks to you.
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Yes.\n<--- She's my pet.
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Somebody told me a new pet is a good idea. A goat for her backyard that says bah, or a cute lil duckling that never shuts the f*ck up. Perhaps even a giraffe cut off at the knees! Whatever she likes.
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The cloned dog is cute:\n\nhttp://www.myspace.com/snuppy_dog
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"ya i only eat pure-bred canine"\n"i have TWO rickshaws"\n"im part cambodian"\n"would u care for some flied lice"\n\n\n\n\nim not serious
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If I were a dog,\nAnd you were a flower,\nI'd lift up my leg,\nAnd give you a shower.
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I WOULD SPEND EVERY WAKING SECOND SPENDING IT WITH MY DEAR SON.....I WOULD TRY AND TELL HIM AS MANY IMPORTANT THINGS AS I COULD AND I WOULD LET OTHERS KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM (MY PETS INCLUDED:)
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Your pet got a visit, and I get two points - fair enough :-)
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Call the vet to see what he/she suggests!!
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Same way our pets understand each other, I guess?
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What does a dog with a hairlip sound like?  \n\n\nMark, mark!
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"Say What?", by DVM, maybe?
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a blonde owl says \n\nMOOO!