passing a thc drug test?
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First thing to remember is that it takes, naturally, 30-45 days to clear your system. \n\nThere are products on the market that you take a few hours prior to the test, these are basically a diuretic, they make you pee so much that when you finally take the test hours later, there is no THC (the drug that they test for) in your system at that time. This is only good for 1 test, as a few hours later the THC count will be up again as it is flushed out of your blood and into your urine, so timing is everything.\n\nIf its a blood test or a chemical analysis of your hair, then you have a problem! If the hair one you can always shave off all your hair just before the exam so they can not get at it! But would not suggest draining your blood!\n\nhttp://maxpages.com/daniss\n\nThis website sells goods that will 'supposedly' help. Have never used them, but if you have no other option it has to be worth a shot! For piece of mind you also might want to buy a drug test from someone like\n\nhttp://www.drugteststrips.com/\n\nUse the detox kit, then do your own drug test to see if it works, if it does not, and shows the drug in your system, then at least you know you are going to fail so you can spare yourself the embarressemnt and just not turn up for the test! \n\nFor other companies that supply the drug tests, just type in the search \n\nDRUG TEST \n\ninto goggle and it will give you lots of different suppliers of both testing and detoxing kits.
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Yes there is a way to pass that saliva swab test, although I do not know first hand, my nephew who works in Vegas where they swab & hair folicle test told me how he passed it. If  I write it down here will they print it? Because of the ethic's you see, people are not supposed to pass if they use anything thats controlled or illegal. Oh well, here goes nothing, try a peroxide oral mouth rinse perio check is one brand (this stuff tastes so nasty) if you totally use a lot of it & rinse with it for a long time, without using water afterwards + again & try to keep a little residue in your mouth / cheek or put a few drops in a piece of rolled up gum don't bite into it until right before they swab you. It just might work, g/luck. (Maybe my lawyer will call me, now! LOL)
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No one can give a straight answer. Everything is "Dont do drugs, etc." A*sholes...\n\nDepends on what drugs youre doing. Crank, coke, its out of your system within three days - but if they take a hair sample, youre f*&ked. That stays for five YEARS.\nIf its pot, go to your local head shop. They sell products that you can drink that mask pot in urine, and they are pretty effective. Even offer a money back guarantee - which isnt much consolation when youre failed a test and lost a job, but hey - you get twice your money back. Stop smoking at least three days prior to the test if using these products....\n\nOf course, the way I proteccted myself was by getting a prescription...once you have it, when you take a test, the doc will call you and ask if you have an Rx. If you do, you fax him a copy, and the ONLY thing he can tell your employer is whther or not you passed or failed - and with an Rx, its a PASS! \n\nGood luck bro. Ignore the other morons here telling you to stop, etc. Live life like you want to. As long as youre not hurting anyone else, f&*k 'em.
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Considering that you have never smoked it before, you will not register on a drug test after 24 hours (probably less).\n\nThose "cleansing products"?  Crap.  They are diuretics.  They simply make you urinate.  They do not magically bind to the marijuana by-products.  All you need to do is simply drink the 64 fluid ounces you are normally supposed to drink for good health.  If you want, a little aerobic exercise to burn fat might help a tad too.\n\nBut really, you don't need to worry.  \n\nWhat I would recommend, just to make yourself feel better... is to buy one of those over the counter marijuana tests from a local drugstore.  Test yourself in th privacy of your own home.  You'll register negative after 24 hours.
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you can get the tests at your local drug store, and probably at a larger supermarket or something.  If you only took a few hits, and you have never done it before- you should have no problems passing the test since it is more than a month later.  On occassion it can stay in your system for 6 months- but rarely does it stay more than 45 days unless you are a regular user.\n\n30 days is usually plenty of time for it to be out of your urine, but if they do a hair test - they can detect it much longer.  The hair test is usually too expensive for most places to use it, but the state might be one who does.  Dont smoke that stuff and you wont have to worry about it.  As far as a few hits a few days ago- I think you are safe.\n\nDONT use those kits or teas to flush it out of your system, because they can test for those too-and chances are you will be fine without "golden seal" and all that junk.  Just drink lots of water every day.  A job for the state is one you dont wanna blow, so water water water- none of those cover up things because if they find that stuff they will know you are trying to hide something.\n\nIf you have only had a few hits- and thats all (honestly) you will be fine- because even if they detect the full amount of THC that you got from a few hits- it wont be enough to keep you from getting the job- because very small amounts of THC will not be distinguishable from other common ingestants.  It takes a certain amount for them to discern if it is THC for sure or not.\n\nEven though pot is something they test for- if they find just a trace of it, they wont fault you for it- what they are looking for mostly is cocaine and other more serious things.BUT JUST SAY NO- it isnt worth the risks.
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Try "not taking drugs" to pass.  Duh.
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That won't work, they'll know its been refrigerated. You'll have to drink your friends urine right before the test so that    the clean pee comes out of your body. Get all high and think about it, it will make sense then. Smoke a phat J and then guzzle some piss, works like a charm.
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The THC from marijuana stays in your system for up to 30 days, depending on your usage. Some people have failed tests after having stopped smoking for 45 days though.
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36hrs. with a $50 cleaning kit and a lot of prayer!I know a few people that had to take one on demand and passed but a friend flunked his urine test by being too clean! If you're not a heavy smoker a good diuretic usually does the trick or eat a poppy seed bagel and tell the tester.Don't act nervous or you'll be busted for sure!
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hmm start by not smoking pot.\nthen pour yourself a heaping cup of warm urine......drink up. you can taste the thc. \n=)
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For a drug test:\nDon;t smoke, don;t drink alcohol, don;t do drugs. Report to the testing agency any perscription drugs you may be taking. A few days before the test, do not eat poppy seeds.\n\nFor general health:\nEat right and exercise. Stay away from sugar.
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http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml
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Don't use again!  I've been clean for 12 years...I'm still afraid there is something in my hair.  THC is stored in fat cells.  When I lost a lot of weight I was worried that the fat cells I was killing was releasing THC into my body so I wouldn't be able to pass a urine test.  I never did find out if that was true because I was afraid to ask the doctor.
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Urine drug test are almost obsolete these days.  Hair Follicle samples have become mainstream in today's society.  Hair follicles can detect drug usage for several years.  It can tell how often you smoked, when you stopped,  It's really quite fascinating.  Also some companies are using fatty tissue samples, which can detect THC usage for several years.  I'd say you are screwed pal.
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Using coke or heroin or whatever isn't a wise thing to do anyway. Whether a test will find traces of drugs used after a certain time depends on the test itself. A normal blood test generally doesn't find much after 36-72 hours. Traces of marijuana can be found even weeks or months in urine-tests. Coke can be found several months after you used it in your hair! The best way to not get caught on using drugs:\nDon't use it! (It's better for both your physical and mental health anyway). Greetings from The Netherlands.
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It can.  It depends how much you're inhaling.  It is stored in the fat cells and can stay in the system enough to test positive MONTHS later, not just weeks as someone has already said.   There is actually a formula (probation and parole use) for the rate THC levels must drop to show someone is not using.
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Vinegar is a natural diuretic, I don't know how this could clear THC out of your system. I had a friend who drank Certo Fruit Pectin. She drank some on Monday morning after she had smoked over the weekend, and she wound up having to test that day. She passed the test. I don't know how long the effect lasts. I think that it coats the digestive system, so it prevents anything from getting into the urine. Drink alot of water to help flush your system\n\nThe problem is that THC is stored in the fat cells of the body. If you are burning fat cells, then it will be more prevalent in your system. Alot of "Cleansers" are very high in carbohydrates to keep you from burning fat cells right before your test.\n\nI would try drinking as much water as I could handle. At least 8 8oz glasses a day, more if you can. Then on the day of your test drink the Pectin in the morning before you go out, and lots of things high in carbs until after your test. There are no guarantees.  Good luck!!