Have women peed down an alley or something when you were drunk?
600438
never in an alley, bu we were in myrtle beach one time and my sis and sis in law had to pee when we were walking back to out hotel and squated on the beach in the edge of the water.
684054
nope but i was so drunk one time that i punched a woman and raped her horse.
983990
Back at university, I lost my pants while out at a bar with my boyfriend.  Not quite sure how to this day I lost them, but I never did find them...didn't stop our evening out though...we went to several more places after that and oddly enough nobody minded.  (Went to university in New Orleans, LA which might explain why...LOL)\nLately though, the extravagance of my behaviour is sending random emails to entertaining people.
1148744
I've used a men's bathroom before without knowing it because it had no urinals. It was one of those single room, just a lock on the door. It was at a gas station and the lock didn't work. 2 guys walked in on me peeing! So embarrassing!
680554
no a women can not fake an orgasim by peeing. some women do have it to where when they cum they can squirt.. either way when a women cum squirting or not, you are going to feel it get really wet .. some women are just wetter than others.
38433
Oooh, I hope no one says they drank 21 shots! That would be quite lethal. \n\nFor my 21st birthday, I was in college, away from my family. So some friends of mine from my sorority took me out to a surprise dinner at an Italian restaurant -- we had a full table of 15! At midnight, we went to a pub -- my boyfriend (now husband!) joined us, and everyone bought me some yummy drinks. I had the chance to order my first legitimate drink. We laughed and talked all night. Nothing out of the ordinary, but really fun!
1093510
Yes, your urethra is diffrernt from your vagina, and you pee from there.
139012
Fall Out of bed then take a pee
251062
A couple of yeas ago,I was sending a lot of time with a woman that was drinking a lot and going through a tough time.One day I was at at her apartment.I was on the couch and  she was laying there with me in her robe.Then see got up and started to kiss me and took her robe off and took my hand to her breast. After a bit she got down on her knees on the floor in front of me and started to take my pants down.she had a bit of a problem,so she asked me to take them off.She gave me a blow job and after that I went down on her.
880956
I've had a quarter once....bad drinking game in the Navy; we call it Save the Queen. Someone puts a quarter in your drink while you're not looking and then points your glass and screams out "Save The Queen!!!", everyone gets cheering and you basically chug down your drink to get the quarter and save the Queen...\n\nWell... I was a bit too woosy and instead of saving the Queen, I ate her. I felt the Quarter go down and I swear i could feel it in my stomach. I pooped it out 2 days later.
277349
I was 22 & just got done doing shots & drinking at a bar.  I ended up rolling a stop sign & got pulled over, 3 cop cars came up behind me & I was drunk as H E L L! The chick let me go! I was scared to death & haven't drink & drove since! Talk about lucky!
832467
I was riding a motorcycle down a dirt road one night along way from where anyone lived and had to stop and pee. \nI noticed out in the woods there was what appeared to be a street light and thought that was an odd place for one. \nAfter I finished peeing I turned around to see the light coming out of the woods and hovering down the road real slow towards me. \nI left before it got to me but I'll never forget it.
78799
Why you never question a drunk-- \n\n\nA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: \nA half-gallon of 2% milk, \nA carton of eggs, \nA quart of orange juice, \nA head of romaine lettuce, \nA 2 lb. can of coffee, \nAnd a 1 lb. package of bacon. \nAs she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a \ndrunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of \nthe cashier. \nWhile the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, \n"You must be single." \nThe woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued \nby the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at \nher six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her \nselections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. \nCuriosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, \nyou're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" \nThe drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly
1070399
Honestly - yes but I was drunk at the time - does that still count?
203605
Ok, maybe I am just stupid, but didn't you just answer your own question with all that?\n\nMen stand to pee 'cause they can.  And quite frankly, I am jealous when they can just whip it out and whiz while we women have to wait, and wait, and wait till we get to a restroom.
1072038
Women have to sit on the toilet in order to urinate. I don't know of anyone that drinks beer while sitting on the toilet!!
563142
i havent personally. but i know a guy in a band who was totally loaded in the back of the van on the way home from a gig. he was mooning ppl all night, and even peed out the door of the van going down the road. at the gas station he also decided to use the restroom. he went no. 2 in a napkin and left in on the floor OUTSIDE the bathroom door.