I am an interplanetary police from Pluto, and I'm after Osama ..........................?
599651
He is in Pakistan.  Make sure you take all the people around him as well - our world doesn't need mindless murderers like them.
960203
By all means you should report them!  I mean why should we tolerate people from another planet on our Earth!  Using up our brains & probing us in unmentionable places.  The nerve! If we went gallavanting off to Mars or something don't you think they would report us?
569074
www.osamabinladen.com
122870
Go to the following website to get the latest news on the Pluto - Kuiper Belt mission:\n\nhttp://pluto.jhuapl.edu/
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You've lost the "right" to have friendly phone chats with Osama.\n\nYou've lost the "right" to expose covert agents and secret programs while defending your terrorist activities.\n\n[Oh, and "Sneak & Peek" searches are done by warrant - it's just that you are not alerted. Don't these people know even the simplest thing?]
1079453
YES !!!  \nIt's a huge government conspiracy and they are after you!!!
979127
Osamu is a musician.Osama is terrorist
133292
The US government will tell the truth about contact with extraterrestrials when it actually happens.\nNow go put your tinfoil hat back on.
749490
omg...you are a terrorist aren't you? This sounds like something a terrorist would say right before he blows some s.h.i.t UP.
596002
by the name pluto and uranus\n\nummmm emailance i really don't think ur gonna get a story at the end
504954
i think u r just joking ....\n\nbut if u r not ... be sure u r so naive one ...\n\nits nothing belong to any religion in this earth or even in mars ;)\n\nGod/Allah bless u
1052164
Ask those living in other planets!
610596
I got a heavenly call: Meet me Beyond the universe.How to find my way?Universe?\nYes,not only aliens ,I believe in other universe and planning to visit soon.Will you give a company?
1102799
Dude, hes an alien from the scientoligists. He's like tom cruise. He can fly and read minds, but, apparently, he is allegeric to 1000 pound warheads....
253340
maybe they are aliens from uranus
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Let's try to see this from Pluto's point of view.\n\nPluto received news in 1930 that the folks on Earth had proclaimed him as a Planet, putting him in a very exclusive group of Solar System inhabitants.\n\nPluto was very flattered indeed.\n\nPrior to this, he had been minding his own business, hurting nobody, as you rightly pointed out.  Well, almost nobody...  There were those pesky little rocks in the neighborhood that he just had to shoo away, like the little toddlers that sometimes walk right up to you in the mall.  But it wasn't very often, and Pluto was generally very well behaved in his 3:2 resonant orbit with the local neighborhood big guy, Neppy-whats-his-face.\n\nBut hey, if the folks on Earth put Pluto with Neppy, more power to you guys!\n\nBut the truth is, Pluto has been around for a long, long time, quietly doing his rounds.\n\nNow, you Earthlings decide to take away - some say "dethrone" - his title as a Planet.  Oh, the audacity!...\n\nBut in reality, the insult is felt by Pluto's friends on Earth (including yours truly).  Pluto heard about the raucous in August, but you know what?\n\nHe's still doing his rounds in the cold, dark outer reaches of our stellar neighborhood quietly and without complaining.  He's been doing it for many millennia now.  Maybe, when the boredom gets to him - or perhaps when a fit of playfulness seizes him - he may send a icy piece of rock heading our way, but I'm sure he'll aim to miss.\n\nPluto is a nice guy.  He never hurt anyone except those pesky toddler rocks.  I'm sad for him, but he knows he has friends down here.  He and his chums in the Kuiper Belt are probably laughing at Earthlings who can't seem to make up our minds.\n\nI heard Xena was about to call a neighborhood party to celebrate her ascension.  She's pissed.  Maybe she's the one who'll hurl that rock at us...
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because Pluto is meant to be his pet...I mean would u have a dog that is bigger than you???