why do I type like I used to talk back in the 90s this spell check thing makes it so i can be deciphered?
597698
Well, the bad news is, you CAN'T be deciphered.  I recommend either not using spell check, or looking over your grammar. My other advice giver here says you just shouldn't type anymore.
596839
fricken spacko.. what a waste of a question.. promise me youll never type anything like that again *promise* good.. now you can shhhh
992462
You might try slowing down your typing as well.  If you're going to do something, do it well. (And use spell check)
479176
believe it or not, it was actually made to be inefficient, so that it took workers longer to type, so they wouldn't wear out the old typewriter machines used by the business\n\nfor whatever reason, that became standard, and personal computers used the same traditional, inefficient layout.  you can actually type in an alternative setup, called dvorak, which was made based on scientific study of common letter sequences, etc, and people can typically type much faster with the dvorak layout than with the standard qwerty setup.\n\nsee http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/ for more info!
1055812
my guess would be worse...it allows us to correspond faster and in doing so, we think less about how we're saying what we're saying, coupled with reliance upon spell checkers and grammar checkers, which, at least in the case of spell checkers will only flag a word if it's a non-word, i.e. spelled incorrectly, but will gladly accept the wrong word if it's spelled correctly and in any event may not actually stop the communication being sent, replete with errors though it may be.  Yes, that is a run-on sentence, i've just proven my point.
567779
either a) my theory that Americans really are getting more stupid by the minute,   or b) people are on it so much and type so fast that they try to shorten up what they say by using self-invented shorthand for the computer. It is one of my personal pet peeves, not so much typing, but people who cannot seem to be able to speak English anymore. Do you know they are actually considering teaching ebonics in American high schools?! I say make the kids master English first.
717779
your typing skills....
729877
I think that trying to read your "statement" (it's not a question ya know!!!!!), made me have a lot of stress!!!  Did you ever think about using the spell check feature???  It does work and it makes reading your lengthy statement much easier.  Not that it would make much difference, because you just tended to ramble on and on and I had no idea what you were really trying to say or what point you were trying to get across and also because you don't like to use punctuation except the ocassional comma, which didn't really help in making sense of your statement, so before I become depressed from all of this I'm going to "lersine" to my voice and leave.
971383
It sends a note to the yahoo geek nazi's that there's someone who don't know how to spell.\n\n\nHey! Ms. 4.0 why do you need to spell check?
958154
My biggest tip would be to learn how to type better so that people understand what you are asking.
17998
do u mean typing? no i dont by the way and next time when u send out a question about typing u might wanna check ur own. lol.
283085
WhY dO yOu FeEl ThE nEeD tO tYpE lIkE tHiS?
894915
Could be that the Caps Lock is on.
191319
My grammar died years ago.
863666
What? I cant understand anything you just typed
164559
In the olden days typesetters used to get p's and q's mixed up.  They were looking at them backwards, and it was easy to mix them up. (b's and d's, too)  I believe the expression actually is to MIND your p's and q's.  In other words, be careful.
1183064
They think typin like dis is kool. I'm on your side. I think it's retarded how people use "u" "r" and other acronyms. It takes like... what? THREE SECONDS to type the whole word?