If your girlfriend farts in front of you, should you let it go or ask her if she would excuse herself?
602589
Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
762386
air gets in, it has to go out somewhere too you know;)\nand it shouldn't be embarrasing, 'cus that's just the way it is:D\n\nwhen that happens to my gf we both laugh and continue our pleasuring:) nothin' to it!
671312
It seems as if you have two choices...either be on the up and up with your girl and take the chance that she will leave you, or wear the diapers behind her back and if she finds out, take the chance that she will leave you. Hmmm. I think your best bet would be telling her now and being honest rather than taking the chance that she will find out and be angry for several reasons. I'd be willing to bet her response the first time was due in large part to the fact that it was such an odd thing to hear. Talk to her!! Be honest, and ask her to understand that this is not something that you can undo easily. You may lose her, but at least you will have been upfront, and your honesty won't be an issue.
983484
I don't know but I think you should ask her "Did you need to tell me something else?" If the answer is no then ask "Did you need to ask me something ?" Tell her that these awkward silences give the feeling that something is being left unsaid and you would like to know what it is.
576272
Next time she spreads her legs, wear a respirator. It's like a gas mask, with clean air filters. You can buy one at your local hardware store. But I am sorry to say, she smells nasty because while you are gone, she gangbangs the neighborhood, and they don't pull out. I wouldn't kiss her if I were you.She is nasty.
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
664878
Confront her on it.  Maybe something came up.  Maybe she was blowing you off.  You never know unless you ask.  Do go around wondering "What if?"
479780
Do you love her? If yes, go talk to her at least, maybe she was in a bad space. If no, dump her a**.
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
1071197
If she's leaving the country, what does it matter. And you know maybe you should really try to reignite things with your girlfriend. Try something new in the bedroom, or outside the bedroom.  What I did to get things restarted in my relationship is, you sit across from your partner and for two whole minutes you stare each other in the eyes, no talking or anything. It doesn't matter if you laugh cause that's what i kept doing, but the longer you stare deep into your gf eyes, you'll see what you first saw and fall in love all over again.
401574
Well, you might ( well probably) would offend her if say you did it in a non polite way. Try to ease into it, chewing some gum and then offering her some. If it is that big of a prob. then don't see her again. But yeah, on the first date, don't just blab it out, find a nice way to fix the prob.
684963
you fart in a baloon and pop it in her face
24858
I wait until I feel like I know my girl.  When I get very comfortable.  If you can't fart near him it will probably be a while :)
262326
It's not what she says, it's what she does and how she makes you feel. Don't pressure her. I've found in my experiences to just go with the flow. In the past I have always thought in order to have a great loving relationship with someone, you had to work hard to please them, NOT the case. I have recently found the woman that I will be with for the rest of my life. Its easy for us to communicate with each other and that's the key. If you are having doubts about how your girlfriend feels about you then you should be able to talk to her about it. Here is a good question to ask her. "If I was in an accident and became paralyzed would you wipe my ass for me?" It sounds funny but let me tell you if you can wipe someones ass THAT'S REAL LOVE.\nGood Luck
863244
Wow... Um... Ya, tell her to let him go.  He's gone.  Also, he said he'd call her and when he didn't, she called him and left numerous messages, that's not cool either.  She made herself seem despirate.  Tell her to leave the poor fart sniffer alone.
140288
Ignore it. If someone is insensitive enough to ask, then just calmly deny it and go on. If you let it go, she will too.
519064
TELL HER TO TAKE SOME BEENO.  IF YOU TAKE BEENO THERE WILL BE NO GAS.  AND THEN YOU CAN GET IT ON.