does any1 no any gud jokes?
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A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his overalls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches forward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right, that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."\n~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~\nA boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. \n"Duke!" the dad yelled. \n\n"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. \n\n"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. \n\n"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"\n~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~\nA guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." \nThe barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day." \n\n"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." \n\nThe next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" \n\nOn the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" \n\nThe man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"\n~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~\nThis guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stammers and says, 'Um...no...um...what happened?'. The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!'\n~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*\nOne day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. \nWhile she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. \nThen they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."\n~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~\nMAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.\nCHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? \nMAN: Yes. \nCHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? \nMAN: He's at home. \nCHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry,
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hahhahahahahaehehehehehehhehehe\n\n                          no.\nnot funny at all
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depends if u have them totally imobilised then they cant really do much accept take it and laugh!!
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I definitely don't think I laugh enough. I would love to laugh more! Silly people make me laugh. People who are willing to find a joke everywhere! I love sarcasm! It's the best!
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Are you sure you mean, "CAN" take a joke?  I find that more can't than can. They take themselves too seriously.  Life is short, we will not get out of it alive.  Love God, laugh and be happy.
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YES, DO IT AGAIN!\n\nwow! obviously the person that gave me a thumbs down cant take a joke!\n\ni only wrote that coz Tink keep asking weird questions! lol
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lol...sorry didn't mean to laugh.\nno its not
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Hehehe that was piss funny mate, got anymore?
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judging by the questions & answers on here (expand their intellectual powers) NO\nHAHAHAHAH  THAT QUESTION WAS A JOKE yes????
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I laughed. Why couldn't these other people see it was a joke? I mean SHEEEEESH!
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Joke? I'd prefer choke.
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It is funny, no matter what they say. I have a lot of experience with jokes, and I know. The most important is HOW you say it. Keep it on, you'll do fine.
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You are terrible at telling jokes. Do us a favor and stop it, ok??
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not at all... it makes u funny
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I havent but thanks for the laugh :)
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lmfao...... Sorry Im bad I no but hahaha
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Dont listen to me... I'm just a youngin trying to get a laugh, but if i had to guess...and this is completely a guess!!!!... "Training& Credintials"