GUYS---> Where would you rather get a pie smashed into?
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face-it's funny to see
547193
Would you rather it was mine? ; )
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Male of course.  The male must like it more or it would be so easy to get some pus*y!
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Swallow. I can tell my b/f likes it better. I think most guys do....
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at home.\nThey're much more moist and delicious that way.\nI make my daughters birthday cake every year. It's more fun that way too, and personal.
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It's a great idea!  I'd love a lemon meringue right now.  Or maybe a SERIOUSLY CHOCOLATE cream pie!\n\nThanks for offering.
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Pizza=good\nBeer=nasty
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OMG OMG OMG PIES ARE LIKE THE BEST SEXY LITTLE FOODS EVERY I LUV CHERRY WITH WHIP CREAM AND ICE CREAM YUM YUM YUM!\n\n.....::::cHLOE::::.....
948519
Whipped cream AND chocolate. I'd put it on c*ck and then in my mouth....
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I would say funnel cakes.  A burrito might get a little messy in your pants.  A funnel cake could be kind of nice.  They are absorbent, powered and they taste so yummy.
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Fish and Chips! And you'd pour tomatoe sauce over it instead of strawberry! LOL!!!
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OOO! OOO! USE PIE! USE PIE!
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warm apple pie\n\nwet,hot, exciting
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Neither. I'd prefer your angry face right in front of me so I could punch it, wanker.
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Because they want more pie!
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A fruit basket would be nice... or something you baked like a cake, an apple pie or some cookies.
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make pie (but i guess that would be considered eating it)