Anyone that liked the MONKEY AND LIZARD JOKE?
597065
yeah i liked it.. it was cool. \nby the way i dont think there was anythig in it to get offended..some ppl(bad apples) cant see others having a good time.
382556
LMAO  - I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS TOO. I REALY WANTED TO SEE THAT SKETCH, BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT THE SKETCH WASNT REALY ABOUT THE ZOMBIES, BUT ABOUT THE WRITER HAVING NO SAY OVER THE DIRECTOR ABOUT WHICH SKETCHES ACTUALLY GET ON THE AIR....MAYBE WE SHOULD PROTEST...LOL
923110
hahaha.....Both were very good,,,,,,,, Now would you be so kind as to please post some more jokes.......lol
1130733
Thankyou!I just read the joke.The Three Men from one of your other questions.I literally almost fell out of my chair it was hilarious.
896980
The Michael Jackson joke is older than dirt and wasn't even funny when it was new and the second joke was just really lame!!\n\n♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
435779
Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
401281
Ha ha ha ha!!!!  These are REALLY funny!!  Hmm, I think I like the toothpick one the best.  I also like the one about the bible and old people.  I never really thought about it!  Awesome!\n\nGod Bless
730921
Yeah it was stupid, but it had a couple funny one liners. The premise itself was just ridiculous, but a slightly creative idea nonetheless. \nAnd two or three of those characters really got a couple laughs- the first being the fat kid with glasses, who was like the best friend or something; next being the weird guy who could cook like a genius; and the other being that guy who wanted to blow crap up with his mind, and sorta just stared at a pineapple for sometime, which I found to be a riot.\nAll around, yeah it was dumb, but it was still enjoyable at times.\n\n"Hey man, do you like the drink?"\n"Uhhh, yeah, yeah dude, I do."\n"Oh cool cool... Ask her, does she like the drink?"\n"Uh, yeah! Yeah I do!"\n"Ok sweet."
301446
Jesus_Rules!, thank you for the humor. I loved the Moses comic and the "serpent instead of the fish".The beans part was the cutest!!! *laughs* Check out this site!! I love this one! *laughs*
805085
Haha it was really funny untill the very end when the kid died. "No hope". My room mate had a brain tumor and we were both watching it, so we were a little shaken(we did find it funny, not offensive). I don't know if it was the worst, I still can't stomach watching Mr. Garrison become Ms. Garrison. But it was definately a dark way to end season 10. It just goes up on my list of good but not amazing episodes. My favorite is the mystery of the urinal duece. "it was HUGE" and I think that if you expect matt and trey to take it easy on steve irwin you haven't been watching the show for long enough
303598
i saw it yesterday. it was hilarious! the part with the grudge with the sterotype japenese was funny. i thought it was good, but not the best. i can't really compare it to the others cuz i only saw this one and the third. but it was still good.
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dirty but funny:\n\nThere was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him.\n\nHe was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.\n\n"Except what?" the man asked.\n\n"Nothing, nothing."\n\n"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"\n\n"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"\n\n"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.\n\nThe old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"\n\nThe old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.\n\n"I'll take it!" said the businessman.\n\nThe old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.\n\nAfter he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.\n\nGasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"
982937
I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
1033081
Oh, yea. I liked that cartoon. It was quirky and cute and something I could relate to. Some of these new cartoons on Saturday make me question who is writing these new cartoons.
1089032
The one with Richard Simmons.  OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.  Here's a link to the skit:  http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/106174/
511206
I liked it pretty funny to me.
346551
that was great!!!  i haven't heard anything that funny in awhile.  it gave me a laugh.  thanks i needed one.  anyway, ya it was funny, i enjoyed it.  lol!!!