Pick lettuce or scratch your butt. What would Jesus do?
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re-read what live4Christ wrote....she is right on the money.
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You could tell him to chose weed or you.  What do you think he will chose?
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Find Jesus.\n\nBelieve me, you will find that bitterness leave you one bit at a time.
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Say "Jesus loves you " every time he cusses. See what happens then.
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answer the door with a big kitchen knife in your hand, and ask them which one is prepared to die for Jesus
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Praise the Lord.  Yes His mercy endureth forever and His mercies are new EVERY MORNING.\n\nI would probably be dead if it wasn't for the Lord Jesus.  Bless you and may His face shine upon you today.
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set your mind on godly things, not on earthly things.
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Ask JESUS to forgive you of all your sins and ask him to take away your burdons.  Get into a Bible based church and read your bible.
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go to church,pray,read the bible
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Yes. Jesus. Read The Torah, Psalms, Proverbs, and the NT and see the promises of wealth, health, power, and joy for those that love, follow and believe the LORD and how to get it.  All that you're looking for is there.  Let the Holy Spirit be your teacher.
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Love how your mind works!  I think Moses.  Jesus would be okay, but he would probably turn the water to wine.
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I would share in a heart beat.  It is the right thing to do.  It has nothing to do with religion or jesus or any of that, I just would like to have the food if I was the second person.
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None.  It only takes Jesus.
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try the love of jesus
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god will help you.  try to make a good choice.
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let him to choose his own religion...
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you could toss his salad  (HAH!!!!)   OOOOooorrr you could just slightly rub your breasts up against him & make a couple of nasty statements & go from there (The 2nd one is a good start.)