Would Christians today bomb Jesus if he told them to turn the other cheek and wore sandals with long hair?
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Today's Christians would have Jesus arrested for subversive behaviour and psychiatrists would be brought in to talk to him and the CIA would conduct long interviews with him.
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He would be himself JESUS
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God probably wouldn't care as long as you are following the law that he or she put forth in the Scriptures. It's just that over the years Christians have manipulated the meanings of these Scriptures to endorse their bullshit and the way they treat people.
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No and if you listen to ignorant people who will just quote the bible at you--then ask them this.--The bible also says that a man should not cut the sides of his hair or trim his beard (Its in Leviticus) It also says it is okay to kill your slaves. Does that make any sense?!? God made us all who we are accept yourself for who you are and enjoy life. It is an adventure and you only get one shot.
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Doesn't matter what Batman could do. Jesus just waves his hand and Batman is pantsed, just like that.
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Good idea...\n\nThat lot deserve it for not being nice like hippies and wickens... I would not attack them as they aint hurt anyone unlike the christians and islamics.\n\n\nBetter stuill do a stone Allah and Mohummed video and chop of their limbs, and force them to have sex with someone they don't want to be with in the name of family honour... Then do a burn god at the stake vid
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Now you have a point. Since Thierry is Horny, that would make him a Muslim, wouldn't it?
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Yes, I would. \n\nI would be shocked if people wouldn't vote for someone just because of their religion. I hope they're at least willing to admit they're bigoted
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You would be a shamefully bad Christian, and this question was just hateful!  \n\n\n=0)\n\n(I meant it as a compliment, see!)
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Muslims like to explode next to Christians.
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I would but my rear will be in church preaching. Can ya bare a cheek for me?
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No, speak boldly YEA or NAY.\n\nPut on the whole gospel armour of God. Always have your shield of faith Jesus Christ. Always wield the sword which is the Word of God.
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Hitler said this.  However, by the way you ask the question, I inferred that you mean to attack christianity.  Hitler has no comparison to Christ.
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if he were a true christian he would not do so
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haha According to Jenkins and LaHay of Left Behind fame, they will leave their clothes behind. I just never thought of that before. I guess the more prudish of the Christians will get a shock at first. \n\nLOL
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Are you kidding?  Look at the long hair, the beard, the message of peace and forgiveness...Jesus was a hippie and he got high all the time, I am sure of it.
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I've always wondered that. Christ says quite blatantly what he thinks of it, but christians go along with the original.. hmm