Who would win Chuck Norris or God as most ppl think of him/her?
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GOD!!!! No one is better or bigger than him!!!!
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WTF?  Does this even need to be asked?  Chuck Norris created the universe with a roundhouse kick, I think he's more powerful than the stupid Terminator.
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That is how Chuck Norris was created.
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Chuck Norris.  He never loses. Ever.  Roundhouse kick to the face of Liddel would crack his skull open like an egg.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.\n\nChuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.\n\nSome people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.\n\nThere are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.\n\nChuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.\n\nA Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.\n\nScientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)\n\nChuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.\n\nHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.\n\nIn honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. \n\nChuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.\n\nIf tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.\n\nChuck Norris can divide by zero.\n\nThe grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.\n\nA picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.\n\nNewton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.\n\nChuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.\n\nWhen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.\n\nWhile urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.\n\nChuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.\n\nWhen Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.\n\nWilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."\n\nContrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.\n\nChuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.\n\nWhen taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.\n\nChuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.\n\nWhen you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.\n\nChuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.\n\nOn his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.\n\nNobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!\n\nIn the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "
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Bruce Lee. Anyone who can kill Chuck Norris will win any fight.
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Have Chuck Norris breathe on you.
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Chuck Norris would win that one easily.
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Chuck Norris would chuck what Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood!
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None...because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that woodchuck in the face
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chuck norris + roundhouse kick = GOD
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Today, both are a bit old to be fighting, but in their prime I would give the nod to Norris.  Size and strength would be on Arnold's side, but Norris really was a champion fighter.  Skill usually prevails over strength.  I met the stunt double for Norris.  He told me Chuck was a great fighter (they sparred each other).
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F that!\n\nCHUCK NORRIS\n         VS.\n     OSAMA\n\nWooT!!!
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No, because Chuck was a tournament fighter, whereas Bruce didn't compete in tournaments.  He challenged people in his demonstrations and in the streets, but never in a competition setting.\n\nI believe Bruce would have won from his street fighting experience because a lot of his martial arts evolved from street fighting.  You can see his style was a precursor to the MMA we see today.
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Definatelly God. \nHitler died, or if you believe folklore then he's still alive but he's not doing as much damange. Most white supremicist groups will tell you that the whole "Hitler thing" never happened. \nPeople have been, are, and will alway kill in the name of "God"\nGod is the reason the human race is eventuelly going to eat it'self alive. \nThe next world war WILL BE a religous upheavel.\nBelieve that\nGod or the BELIEF in God was, is, and will always be the most powerful destructive force on Earth. \nThanks for the question!\nIt's the best question I've seen on Yahoo Answers yet...
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.\n\nChuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.\n\nMacgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.\n\nChuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.\n\nChuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.\n\nIf you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.\n\nChuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.\n\nRather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.\n\nChuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”\n\nChuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.\n\nSince 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.\n\nChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.\n\nFilming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.\n\nChuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.\n\nChuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n\nChuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.\n\nChuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\n\nTo prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.\n\nThere are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.\n\nThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.\n\nChuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards throu
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I would pick Jean Claude since he is the biggest. Brandon "The Truth" Vera would kill all of them in a fight.\n\n TO THE PERSON WHO SAID "Chuck Norris is the only martial artist on the list in a fight." YOU ARE A MORAN Jet li is the kung fu champion in his home country. Do you know how many people practice Kung Fu in China? How hard it is to be champ there?