Any amusing sneeze anicdotes?
595325
okay, this happened when i was in HS.\n\ni was in spanish class because A) i needed a language class B) i already knew spanish and i wanted an easy class and most importantly (at the time) C) there was a group cute girls taking the class.\n\nso i ended up next to one of the cute girls and was able to chat with her for a good while. we continued to be friendly for the next week when in the middle of one of our conversations i felt the need to sneeze. now i was about to ask her out when the need was just too great. i excused myself real quickly and turned my head to face the other direction WITHOUT moving my body and gave a great big sneeze that shook my whole body.\n\nafter sneezing i tried to turn back to look at her and realized i couldn't... i could barely move my neck without any pain. i had to excuse myself, go to the teacher, get permission to go to the office to eventually see a doctor... all this time i was purpetually in a position where it looked like i was looking over my shoulder.\n\nturns out my sneeze had dislocated a disk in my neck and its new location was pinching a nerve. this caused me to have to wear a neck brace for a month. the worse part was that while i was at the doctors another guy asked her out and she agreed. ah well... at least i got an A in the class. *sigh*
813273
Yes it does.  My eyes squint, my nose starts itching, and then I sneeze. I thought I was the only one who did that.
621962
Yes there is!, I'm from South Asia ( india) and there no one really cares if you did pretty much anything to yourself. Sneezing  generates sympathy in other parts of the world which I believe is somewhat ok but it becomes irritating when you hear a sympathetic voice too often. \n\nIf nature produced the sneeze, it took care that no one was hurt by it, so the less you is pretty much redundant.
31702
the funniest thing that ever happened to me was i waswearing one of my favorite shirts and i leaned over a light candle screamed like a little sissy girl\ncause it burned a hole in it
243865
ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
1090352
Yes, I have pulled rib muscles several times from sneezing. Once when I sneezed while I was lying down, I severely pulled a muscle in my neck. That was a really embarrassing way to be injured for several weeks!
725143
i crapped myself once when i drank seven glasses of V8 juice.\nfarted at school once when i sneezed.\nnever stole a t.v., im unlucky like that and would get caught.\nnever smoked crack but sometimes i feel like im high lol.\nwouldn't think of thinking of thinking of selling a baby.\ni licked an apple then put it back once.\ni wiped a booger on my brother because he was wrestling me.
332145
heck yes i would. i know some one who sneezed and farted at the same time. I lauged but quietly. Its hard not to
736149
that's so funny cuz i was thinking about that today, after i sneezed and i was like "damn that feels good"!
1165185
yes.  you sneeze when something irritates your inner nose.  all that happens is that a little piece of dust gets in the wrong place, and you wake up sneezing--but this does not happen very often.  it is very rare
99483
You are sneezing for a reason.  Just let the sneeze happen so the offending materials can be effectively eliminated.
164902
people say god bless u b,cos ur heart wil stop for a sec while sneezing.
935672
Say 'Bless you' after someone sneezes. It's supposed to keep the devil at bay. If the Devil doesn't materialise then you'll know it worked.
340831
Haha. I do that all the time.\n\nMy allergies are sooo bad, and one day I could barely breath.  I had a concert to go the next weekend, and I knew if I called off for the allergies, I wouldn't be able to call off for the concert.\n\nSo indeed, I went to work sniffling, coughing, and wheezing...  But I enjoyed the best weekend evaaa`!  :]
904070
very funny\nwhat about sneezing elephant \nor penguin having cold
985088
I can't really say the funniest thing I've ever done (besides stupid klutzy moments involving falling into a group of desks during a Spanish game) because I'm pretty much the dry wit Daria/Darlene/Wednesday person of our group, but I do have one anecdote which my friend will kill me for if he ever finds out I posted this. :]\n\nOkay, so this friend of mine, really smart and artistic and all but essentially the living example of "the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet."  So he has a lot of allergy problems and this one time he was at home and he had to sneeze but it wouldn't come out.  So what does my brilliant friend do?  He pours some pepper into his hand and attempts to sniff it, ever so slightly, but ends up inhaling all of it.  So of course he's running around the house like crazy trying to get it out while his mom is just sitting there laughing at him.\n\nAnd it would probably be much funnier if you actually knew him and knew the sorts of things he does.
1081304
due to the force with which u sneeze ,ur eyes will automatically close.try it but u will not succeed.\n\nGOOD LUCK!