If a monkey had $5 what would he do with it?
613601
probably play with it and then loose interest in it and drop it
1050749
A monkey but if i could choose i would say a penguin. PENGUIN
883927
JJ. It was a japanese. Its cost you 5 points and I get 4. I suppose it could have been a gorilla.\n\nPresume I get the 10 points?
388980
Find a cure for AIDS and a way to distribute health care to poor children world wide.  He would probably keep some for his basic expenses, but if you could do those things he would be interested in giving you a lot of his money.
709992
I would let him try to give me my three wishes. If he started leaving I would tackle his A$$ so fast....then eat his goods :)
548420
I'd take it off you for a fiver.
1004459
Alcohol, marbles, chess pieces, light bulbs, bullets, spoons, dogs, your neighbor, etc. Maybe you should look in the pet isle for food that you CAN feed it. Also feed it a variety of vegetables and fruit if they like it.
1137206
save the guy and take the money!
262207
yes but the monkey put it there
938394
Inside a spider monkey.  You kinda answered your own question on that one.
1124748
80  pigeons=4 dollars\n1 parrot=1dollar\n19 peacocks=95 dollars\n\nso he can get 100 birds and he has each type of bird
1113607
Well, if its the evil monkey from Chris's closet, go get the cheating bastard monkey who stole his wife, so he can fire the rocket on him.  ;)
1015146
Tell him in an organization tree there are donkey at the bottom and monkeys on top.. \nSo the monkeys see donkeys from the top and the donkeys see asses from down.\n\nhahahaha..\n\n--easily amused god
401621
i would ask him or her about it. and store the money some place else.
842469
A macaca is a Monkey.\nA magical monkey that turns republican senators into thanksgiving turkey's
285814
I'll bet you $5 there is.  Double or nothing???
1028962
take it to the shop little dude!\n:)\nC.