1:  Why won't shark eat lawyers........................?
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Professional courtesy.
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Sharks are boneless fish, so very primitive evolutionarily-they harken back a few hundred million years, without very much change- I seriously doubt, both because they are so primitive and havent changed in so long, that they have any remaining vestigial structures.  Generally vestigial structures come from an animal that has evolved from a quite different precursor-sharks are very close to the very first fish that evolved, thus they probably havent had to shed any organs or bones that arent useful.\nRibs? How is that vestigial?  They use their ribs for structural support, just like all fish...
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Humans are not it's main source of food.  Therefore the shark would only attack a person if 1. was incited by a feeding frenzy 2. shark has not been able to get normal source of food for some time 3. the shark is confused by the shape, and takes an investigative bite.  A shark can easily kill a person, but usually after the initial bite they usually let go.  Very rarely are people actually killed and consumed by the shark.
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GO SHARKS! They will kill the Predators!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The sharks may avoid these fish because their ancestors learned that those fish species are poisonous or just taste awful. Predators don't eat everything, just certain species. Take birds and butterflies. There are certain butterflies that have distinct patterns that birds recognize and the birds leave them alone because they are poisonous. Other butterfly species have similar patterns because they will get left alone if they look poisonous. The shark probably looks at the fish swimming in the tank and goes "I'm not eating that, you can't make me" and they wait for feeding time.
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ask sharky to come and help you!
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No. In fact their pharyngeal area has gill slits and is very different from the throat of tetrapods (terrestrial vertebrates). \nSo sharks can't roar, whatever the movies say :P
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As already stated, a shark would not be able to turn in it's own body length to attack itself.  I know this sounds gruesome, but I have seen a video of a disembowelled shark eating its own entrails time and time again until it died.  The shark was in a feeding frenzy.  So My answer would be if it could, it would!.
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To tyhe idiot called "Shizznit", not ALL fish swim; not ALL grass is green; and not all cows moo.  So next time, Dumbsh!t, rethink your answer.  Because you said it was "rhetorical", that means NOT TO ANSWER IT!!!!  God, what the fux up with these ignorant people.  \n\nBack to your Question - i dunno, but I haven't seen him in a while.  Poor guy needs a perm, ASAP...haha.
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Funny. I think being shredded by a great white could be much more painful, but the plane diving towards the ground from 40,000 feet at 400 mph is one of my biggest fears. I have to take Valium if I fly and that's only been once since a terrible experience in 1996. I cant imagine plummeting to my death like that. If I had the choice, I think I'd choose the shark. I've heard that shark attacks happen so fast that you don't even know what is happening to you and some victims of attacks claim that they didn't feel pain until coming out of the water. I figure I'd be dead before I was mutilated.
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Odly enough sharks will eat just about anything. The quetion now is what can you "bait" them with. I believe and form of chum (chopped up fish parts still in the blood) is a good start. Then I believe large chunks of relatively fresh fish or seal decoys.\nCheck out National Geographic's Web page on Sharks.\n\n-Stretch
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Why do u want to catch a sand shark???
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WHAT'S GOT 100 TEETH AND HOLDS BACK A MONSTER?\n\n\nMY FLIES!
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only when it happens in the western hemisphere...during el nino while a hurrican blows in the month of july....wait of course they can they just say man-eating is because the women are smart to stay out of the water when there are sharks around...men say oooh...a shark let's go pet it. usually alchohol is involved with tha last part.
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alligator mouths eating something haha thats what i learned!! \n\n <    >
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There is 1 baby female living at Sea World San Diego, but I don't know if she's visible to the public. This little 7 footer currently has the record for surviving in captivity - 54 days as of 11/7/2006.\n\nGreat Whites don't survive after they're captured, and scientists are trying to figure out why. The previous record was 16 days back in August 1981.\n\nFor some reason, after about 10 days sharks stop eating, start swimming erratically, bumping off of walls, and eventually sink to the bottom of the holding tank, where they drown. If a shark doesn't keep water over its gills, it doesn't get any oxygen and dies.\n\nLots of things have proven to be involved - great whites can detect as little as 0.01 volts of electricity in the water. This transient voltage interferes with their guidance or feeding instincts and they batter themselves against the cage trying to get to the source of the signal. \n\nThe facility in San Diego has no electronics of any kind directly mounted on or near the tank. The tank is also significantly bigger than previous efforts: 1,000,000+ gallons. The researchers also took several days to acclimate the young shark in a fenced off area of the ocean, gradually reducing the size until it was the same size as its million gallon intended home.\n\nDespite years of research, very little is actually known about Great Whites. How deep they can go? What are their reproductive habits? How often do they give birth? Why are their movement patterns over a lifetime? All of these questions are still mysteries.\n\nGive it a few years. Once we get answers to some of the basic questions, we might be able to keep them in captivity. Hopefully we'll be able to not only learn from them, but protect them so our children and grandchildren can enjoy them, too.\n\nHope that answers your question,\nOdd
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Why do you represent yourself so kindly, yet when the rubber hits the road, you degenerate into a poor witness for your faith:\n\nBehold, your email to me 06/30/06\n\n"Hello Veritatum17,\n\nYou have received a message from another user! \n\nFrom: mythkiller-zuba \n\nSubject: Re: I have no goat to provide \n\nMessage: U and d green desk could kiss my art.\nKiss a clean **** for a change.\nand 4Qverymucharsehole \n"