How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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as much wood a woodchuck WOULD chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood
1032390
none--- wood chucks cant chuck wood ----- duh
1035616
Provided a woodchuck could chuck wood, it may be assumed that he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, although the actual amount of wood in terms of board feet would vary according to the physical capabilities and motivation of the particular woodchuck in question. This of course is contingent on the proposition that a woodchuck, would in fact, be capable of chucking wood. This is a fascinating hypothesis, and we all look forward to hearing more such thought provoking questions in the future.
531935
y don't u ask this question to a wood chuck who can chuck wood?..i'm sure he would give u a precise answer.. :)
18035
IT WOULD CHUCK AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD
221376
it would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. (as hard to type as to say...lol)
334704
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\n\nI remember hearing that when I was younger.
999913
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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A wood chuck could chuck two to eleven pounds of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck its own weight.\n\nAccording to a Wall Street Journal article, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
1088517
Those were Old Time woodchucks.\n\nThey have chainsaws now to do they're chucking.\n\nHow much wood could a woochainchuck chuck.....if a wodchainchuck could chainchuck wood.
1167448
A woodchuck could chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
253120
Hahaha I was wondering how when someone would ask this age old question.  I never know what the answer is.  I would say about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
481301
A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if the wood chuck would chuck wood. But, would the wood chuck chuck all the wood he could chuck?  I don't thing he would!\n\nThat was kinda fun!
1120610
I think the question is actually how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?, then the answer would be A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
21944
A woodchuck can't chuck wood.  :)
195212
How much could a woodchuck chuck if he could chuck wood, umm..., if the woodchuck name is chuck, which would wood would he chuck.., chuck would chuck wood at a witch depending on which witch is which, but which wood would chuck choose if his name was chuck...,  which witch would he chuck wood at, the witch which name is chuck but not like the woodchuck chuck of which the witch would chuck back at the woodcuck chuck but which wood would the witch choose to chuck back at the woodchuck named chuck but chuck does not  know which witch is which so he wouldn't chuck wood at chuck so which wood would the woodchuck chuck at chuck, depending on which witch is which which the witches switches names with chuck but not the woodchuck chuck but the witch named chuck but we still don't know which witch is which and what wood would the woodchuck use to chuck wood at the witch who he doesn't know which witch is which so the woodchuck chuck would choose a wood would allow chuck to chuck wood at chuck who he doesn't know which witch is  which so the woodchuck would chuck wood at each witch not matter which wood he hits the witch,  which he chucks wood chuck at which the witch named chuck would chuck back each wood but would each witch chuck wood at woodchuck chuck and would each witch of which would choose the same wood as the woodchuck but not chuck the witch because we still don't know which witch is which, so how much wood would a woodchuck named chuck could chuck wood? Depending on which witch is which of which, the witch name chuck, chuck back at chuck the woodchuck, which wood would the witch chuck as chuck, would the witch of which we don't know which witch is which would chuck wood at the woodchuck named chuck, that is dependant if the woodchuck could, not would chuck wood, because if the woodchuck named chuck could not chuck wood, we wouldn't have to worry about which witch is which, of which the woodchuck named chuck is uncapable of chucking wood because the woodchuck just chucks wood with his teeth, not his hands so the woodchuck only chucks wood that he can eat so which would wood the woodchuck chuck but not in "chuck" but chuck?\n\nUmm..., don't know..., my head hurts...
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could because the woodchuck could chuck wood.