When YOU pick YOUR nose, where do YOU place ur boogie's?
611879
At home I put them in the toilet or a garbage can.  Outside they fertilize the lawn.  In an elevator I wait til I'm alone and then wipe them on the carpet.  in a restaurant i stick them under the table, like I do with gum.  In a pub I stick them under the bar.  In a friend's place, I'm considerate and put it in the garbabe can or go to the bathroom get some tissue flush them. Or if the friend has a dog or cat I pretend to pet them and stick on the pet. In the car I roll down the window and flick them out.  Stuck in traffic I roll down the window pretend like I'm stretching and then stretch down and flick it.  At the circus......
102008
Nose-hair that plays peek-a-boo!\n\nUgh!
693083
ok, no idea what's wrong with your nose or why youre picking it so much, but i'm glad you can laugh about it cuz you sure made me giggle!  :)
1145449
My favorites\n\nYou can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.\n\nThere is no gravity, the earth sucks.
313730
WAW, u can smell ur butt, is that cool, well am tring now, but i cant reach it, it is really far from my nose. damn, how u can do it?! :o)
541863
use bikini zone. works amazing. better to wax there anyway.
679490
Put some boogie in it.
918495
On the top.\n\nOh..... hold on a minute!
947539
firstly look them in the eye, then move closer, look at their lips so they get the idea that you are gonna kiss them. then tilt your head slightly and move in. you nose should be next to and beside theirs. part you lips slightly and make sure they are not dry or too wet. put your lips on theirs. chances are you will land on their top lip if you are taller. be gently. they will kiss back. if your mouths open a little, move your tongue in. only a little though. touch their tongue softly then withdraw. simple dude. only do the tongue thing if they open their mouth more though. have fun too, just dont be rough or slobbery
1036042
Hell yeah, course I pick my nose. I pick it in the car, riding my bike, walking the dog, reading a book, watching TV and doing other things I don't feel would be very P.C to mention. I roll it, spin it, flick it, wipe it and stick it under tables, chairs and peoples ears. I sometimes dig a lot and sometimes I just have to scratch the surface. I like the good feeling of relief and I always think, "Ahh, that was a large snotball stuck in my nose, thank God it's out." However, no, I do not consume my own mucous, there's enough of that stuff in my stomach already.
53998
you can play tennis in your nose
686639
just blow air through your nose when you are upside down\n\nwater should not go up while you are right side up
568280
As usual, you have got your nose in the wrong place.
22380
down at the center, but it is skewed toward the left. when u bring it out for peeing, u do it from the left.
429368
The nose is in the middle of the face. The full expression is "You hit it right on the nose." You really can't get a more direct hit then popping someone in the nose. It's just right.
689829
Don't pick boogers ever...its dangerous and can cuase serious brain damage to the unexperienced picker...\n\nYou should always shoot them out a.k.a Snot rockets...\n\nYou do this by holding one nostril shut\n\ntaking in a deep breathe, and then holding your mouth shut\n\nBLOW extremely hard outta the remaining open nostril ,and like a speeding bullet your booger missile can fire up to 60miles per hour, and attach itself to things like girls hair, and other cool stuff\n\nYou can actually rob a bank like that and I think its onle a misdemeanor
615430
u shove a cork up there butt