why did jesus cross the road.......?
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wow ,, i was wrong... there's one out there...get serious *bez!\n\ncreate a better one... :)
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Jesus is our great interssessor. He is the bridge between us and God. The Bible says no man can to the Father with Jesus. He is the way the truth and the life. He is praying for us even right now. Because He is the Son of God, when He prayers are heard and answered by the Father. Yes, our prayers are answered, but we pray in the name of Jesus and ONLY in the name of Jesus. Read John
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One night in a reckless act of youthfulness, I drove my jeep 12 miles up a canyon on parallel snowmobile tracks.  When I finally got buried, I was on my way back down but going too fast so I drove quite a distance off the trail.  I uncovered the jeep, but had no traction, so I prayed to God.  He immediately answered, like he had been watching me, I asked him to put me back on the track, and he said why.  I said Jesus said, and he told me to get back in the jeep and he would put me back.  He did and as I continued the journey down the mountain I asked what I owed him.  He laughed and said I owed him nothing that he didn't already own.  My life became really interesting after that because others saw the tracks and wondered. A local religious person even offered me a Motor home to live in as we together would make money with this message.  I declined because its not any different than what others teach if they have learned what Jesus teaches. Proof I suppose would be pictures of where I had been buried in the snow and my exit out back to the trail?  Someone must have pictures because I told no one in the area of that drive.
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He was forced to carry Jesus' cross
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Jesus surely. \n\nHe doesn't like getting on the end of crosses.
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Damn right Jesus would drive an El Camino. My best friend in High School had one. I rode shotgun many a stoned mile in that vehicle. The sound this vehicle makes is very soothing. He had glasspacks. sp on that. He also mounted a keg barrel in the back. It wasn't for beer. He attached it to one of those semi-truck horns. He filled it with air. He'd pull the chain when we pulled up behind someone at a signal. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Oh man!! It was like a train whistle. So in answer to your question. I hope Jesus has a sense of humor and likes to have fun once in a while. He better like driving an El Camino or he can count me out!\n.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road\n\nThere are various stories of it's origin...
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According to that old song, "...the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost, They took the LAST train for the Coast !"\n...Can't really understand how the Holy Ghost could have found an alternative transport to get back, or the money to buy the ticket. Guess, it must have hitch-hiked all the way !\n...Anyhow, say 'Hallelujah !' to friend Ghost - and wish it well. That's the least we can do !
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well, as the story goes, he did this in order to pay for your sins\n\nim not altogether sure i've ever understood that story very much though\n\nim sort of the mindset that ok jesus was preaching and gaining a large following, this upset political leaders of the day and they started to feel that an uprising or a shift in power was about to happen\n\nchrist, as he preached in the gospels "if a man hits you on one cheek, let him hit you on the other" was a pacifist and did not confront physical violence back with violence\n\ninstead, he allowed them to kill him in order to make a point, the point being that 1. he was not going to cave to political pressure and shut up and 2. that he was fulfilling a divine plan of his fathers in order to meet his father's criteria of how things are to be resolved
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The correct link is:\n\nhttp://bible.crosswalk.com/
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God made a mistake. He let his son die (what a dad) and the majority of the people on this Earth don't wish to be Christian. Jesus would have accomplished nore if he was allowed to continue living his life,  doing the great things that he did.
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wow,someone is actually reading the bible right.i actually see the same thing.check this out.when jesus was praying in the garden of gethsemine,if he be the only god everyones cracking him up to be.why would he go thru all the trouble to pray to himself????dosnt sound like sense to me.daaaaaaaaaah.why does he always say "he only does what he see his father do.hhhmmmm.is this the higher being that every body heard at jesus'baptism.quote "behold this is my beloved son whome i am well pleased".this must be the guy who jesus referrs to as father.isnt this a trip.wow!!!!!!!!!!!
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because we are nation walking father and father from Jesus.to me growing up could swear with the best of them, even to my parents. but one day invited Jesus into my life and with in 3 months was not swearing. this was not a conscience decision. could not believe that this happened to me was astonished. then years later read Isaiah chapter 6 which described me change blew my mind. (still does) that Christ cleaned my speech by just a single touch of Him.
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It was just natural for people who didn't fully understand Jesus' Messianic mission, to run for safety. They could not imagine anything beyond a physical kingdom with the Messianic King in power. Jesus' crucifixion was a death blow to their hopes. But, His resurrection changed the whole thing around. Jesus appeared to them, assured them of His abiding presence, commissioned them to continue His mission of seeking and saving the lost, and empowered them with the His Spirit. He opened their eyes to see the kingdom of God portrayed in the Scriptures, which He taught. That was the turning point. The real touch of the Spirit of God from above transforms people inside out. This is the same thing that's happening even today. However, the substitutionary death and victorious resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ had to take place for this to take effect.
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I think this is the low down, Jesus was having some issues with this dude Satan, he was from the dark side. One day Jesus was cruising along in his cloud convertible and Satan called him out. Jesus knew he couldn't handle Satan by himself, I mean just look at the size of the pitchfork that mofo is packing. So he thought he needed some help, so he rang up Oprah, but she was busy with a show on 101 ways to stop Tom Cruise jumping on your couch, so Oprah suggested he get in touch with Tupac. This was a brilliant idea thought Jesus, after all he owes me big time for that day I gave him awesome sunshine to have a bumper crop. So Jesus asked Tupac and reminded him of a few things he had done for him and may have even exaggerated a little saying how he wanted tupac over Oprah, because tupac is more powerful then Oprah and tupac was happy to go along. Because just like Jesus sis "Bro's before Ho's" So I wouldn't say that Jesus abducted Tupac, I just think he was to wasted to not agree to go with Jesus. That and Jesus promised him a Big Mac when they got there.
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Hello again Brown sugar.. :)\n\nIn John 11..Jesus wept..\n\n32  Then when Mary was come where Jesus was, and saw him, she fell down at his feet, saying unto him, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.\n \n33  When Jesus therefore saw her weeping, and the Jews also weeping which came with her, he groaned in the spirit, and was troubled,\n \n34  and said, Where have ye laid him? They say unto him, Lord, come and see.\n \n35  Jesus wept.\n \n============================================================\n\nIn Jesus Most Precious Name..\nWith Love..In Christ..
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'fly your fla...' was almost right, the Koran does say that Jesus was only a Prophet, and not the Son of God, it also says that Mohammad was a Prophet, not that Mohammed was God!\nApart from that I agree it is a load of cr**!\nAs to your question, if Jesus is "still alive" why does he need to return, where has he been if he is still alive?\nWho took his place on the cross? I really don't know and it's not as if Crucifixion was anything unusual in those times, hundreds of people (not only followers of Christ) were crucified daily, for all sorts of crimes, people were crucified and set alight to illuminate the Roman arenas at night, it was really no big deal. (unless you were the one being lit up!!  \nI can understand your interest, it's all a great story, but don't get carried away, it is actually only a story!!