Do you fart in the presence of your mate?
600055
I would rather have my mate fart in front of me then smoke a cigarette.  LOL  Second hand smoke can kill you in the long term, a fart is harmless unless it comes from my butt.  The government rents my ass out for counter terrorism measures.  LMAO
941339
Me: when I say "Honeeeeey" in a high pitched voice over and over again ...lol.. ( I like bugging him with that)\n\nMy husband: ..hahaha..(hope he doesn't read this =} ) when he farts soooo LOUD here and there (in the house)... You would never assume that he is capable of that.
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
889497
LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
1041063
i fart and then i share...
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
1072635
Not personally, but in college my roommate did. He didn't believe that you could light farts, despite my conviction. So, he had to try it for himself. He kept his boxers on and held the lighter up there, then let one rip. To his surprise, a small fireball lept from his anus, burned his hand, and caused him to drop his zippo...onto himself, lighting his boxers on fire. He put the fire out pretty quickly, but let's just say he lost a little ball hair in the process. Good times.
537516
depend on the gf if shes down to earth let it fly if shes some sorta snop shes gonna hate it...plus they say if u can fart in front of ur gf or bf its true love...lol
762386
air gets in, it has to go out somewhere too you know;)\nand it shouldn't be embarrasing, 'cus that's just the way it is:D\n\nwhen that happens to my gf we both laugh and continue our pleasuring:) nothin' to it!
482967
when im with my soulmate
535386
as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
963978
You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
489775
Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
24858
I wait until I feel like I know my girl.  When I get very comfortable.  If you can't fart near him it will probably be a while :)
508157
Its when theres an air pocket and we rub it and we push that air pocket...so it makes a farting noise.\n\nIt happened to my ex a few times long time ago, but I knew it was normal so it didnt phase me.\n\nAll men know its a normal thing, so dont wig out...its a beautiful thang.
635017
Fart while walking, talking, whatever.  Pretend like I didn't notice it even happened.
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D