People tease me because I use a lot of toilet paper. How can I adequately clean myself with only one sheet?
609486
Perfectly.. One sheet is quite enough. I perfer one straight out of the linen cupboard.
108257
rub toilet paper between them three times a day. it will work too. wy ex wifes aas got huge.
421165
your bodys just cleaning it'sself but yeah that stuff sucks, espically having to buy panty liner every day...\n\nhow do u measure 2 tbs lol
518096
So ya got Drag Strip Drawers huh?\n\nYou have to do a better job wiping when yer done Son.\n\nNo job is finished until the paperwork is done.
580860
You are so nasty. but if you are so worried wash it with warm water and a disinfectant like dettol. leave it air dry and i guess you are good to go.
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
1112198
LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......
287024
well I eat healthy, so when I wipe theres nothing visible on the paper (veggies have lots of fiber and help my digestive system) I just wipe a couple times to be sure I'm clean!
808654
WASH  YOUR  HANDS  WITH  WARM  WATER  AND   SOAP  ,  AND  USE  A  CLEAN   TOWEL  , NOT SOMEONE  ELSES \nYOU   COULD  PLACE  PROTECTED COVER  ON   THE  TOILET  SEAT  BEFORE  YOU   USE   IT ..OR  CARRY  ANTIBATERIAL  AND  WIPE   THE  TOILET  SEAT  OFF  , BEFORE  YOU  USE  IT
280122
single rolls of toilet paper are wraped in a thin paper that works good.
137809
Use a sh*t (caca) cataplasm.  I know it sounds gross but, hey it works!
442684
Good grief! If this is the extent of problems in your life...can we trade? LOL.\n\nYou can't restrict his/her "amount" of toilet paper; it will make you look like a micro-manager at best and a Nazi at worst. Here's what you do: make him/her buy ALL the toilet paper. If you trade on this by buying/doing something else, then it'll work out perfectly fine. For example, buy the toothpaste. Both items are incredibly cheap (here in Canada, they are, anyway) and no one can possibly complain since your roommate cannot blame anyone but him/herself for the relatively high cost of using tons of toilet paper. \n\nYou really can't afford to make a big deal out of this, since it's completely trivial. And if you've got some sort of environmental complaint, zip it. Leave it be and get on with your fabulous lives!
976809
Pretty much the same but I cover vs. wipe cause I don't want to touch the seat in any way possible\n1. Cover toilet seat with toilet paper first\n2. Flush with my foot\n3. Never set anything on the floor \n4. Wash hands and get the hell out of there!
757718
Sounds like your toilet is not the only thing full of sh1t! ;)
525152
Ok.. how badly do you want to clean up?  Use any kind of paper type item available, like seat covers?  If there is no one around, duck into another stall?  You could always use your underwear and throw it in the trash and go "commando"?  I think that'd work better for a man, we women have small satiny panties..I can't see that working too well for us.
548237
Clean half before u leave and half when u come back.\n\nCompromise.
926576
Is that toilet paper?