How can I get the neighbor kids to be afraid of me?
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10 ways to scare your neighbors\n\n1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that\nyou don't have a phone. \nhello\n2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my\nhands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad\nplants,while watering the bad ones. \n\n3.)Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs, books,\nlamps, etc.) \n\n4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of\nbodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughing\nhysterically. \n\n5.)Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that\ntheir is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards. \n\n6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on\nthe move again." \n\n7.) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn\nand a dink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too. \n\n8.)Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbours. Each day hack off a different part of\ntheir body. \n\n9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why,\nsay you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.) \n\n10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches.  Make\nmarkers out of household applainces.
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Call CPS. If your neighbors are not taking care of their children, they shouldn't have any. But, if you don't want to go to that extreme, try helping them out. Buy some lice treatment and help them without asking. Clean their house for them one time. No child should live in those conditions.
149644
I am TERRIFIED of them
516358
Not that you want to be good friends with your neighbor. But I would try to do something nice to him (them).  This won't make them your friends, but may be a way so that they won't be mean to you.  \nIt is important that you don’t go overboard,  do only very small favors or things (and do them far apart); otherwise they will think that your up to no good and distrust you.
1013456
Aww...  I had this same problem.  Around the same ages as you and your cousins (only they were my niece and nephew).  Honestly, the best way to get them to stop bugging you, is to ignore them (I know you've heard it before).  But, it works.  Once they see that they're not getting through to you..  they'll back off.  Sooner, or later they'll leave you alone.  If this doesn't work, try saying something to their parents.  I'd say to both the kids and their mom and dad that you need time alone (which all 11 year old girls do), and that you're willing to play and hang out with them.  Just when you want to.  Good luck!
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Explain to them, if they are old enough to understand what you are saying, that what they did was wrong and if they do it again, there will be consequences for it.  Time out, no tv, no games, no playing outside or having friends over, are some suggestions.  Also if the kids are near your home, don't let your child near them if they are a bad influence.
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1)buy him/her school lunch\n2)ignore them\n3)pray for them\n4)tell them you got rabies\n5)tell a grown-up\n6)bully them back\n7)get a group of friends and tell that bully is all against him/her\n8)run\n9)change schools\n10) just face it and kick ass!!
1060171
I recommend a real gun, but don't shoot em.\n\nShoot up in the air to scare em
270068
Buy a Paint Ball Gun...and when the your neighbors kids come over to your yard...OPEN FIRE!!!!!!
75241
Make them laugh.  That always gets a child's attention.  Be silly dance around, play music and make funny faces.  I've had three kids and making things they don't want to listen to fun or funny always worked.  They are 11, 10 and 7 now and it still works...although my oldest will turn her head now so I can't see her laugh. : )
267982
Is he really that scared?  If you don't make a big deal about it, chances are he won't either.  Kids usually take a que from their parents, and then act on it.
994357
I have two kids...and you will get over that fear when you do to.  \n\nBTW my hubby has never seen this in 11 years...but the kids well...they just come on in.
1136244
I guess hit them real hard with something. Maybe yell and it will scare it\n☺
187793
You can't, really.\nBut I got used to balloons popping on me when I got my kids.\nI blow them up for them, play with them with my kids, but always expects the POP to scare the hell out of me.
611954
Get a sports cup. Those little devils are sneaky and fast. Tell the child that is not acceptable behavior, take away a privilege or some sort of punishment.
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All threats MUST be taken seriously.  Tell your parents.  Tell the principal.  If no action is taken, call the police.
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Hey, but the kids will get scared luking at his face