I started out the day by dropping the whole coffee pot on the floor?
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Well, the omen or portent is you're going to have to clean the floor, and make another pot.  Depends on how you look at it, in all honesty.  Yeah, it sucks that the whole pot got lost; but maybe that pot had a gnat in it.  You didn't get hurt, you probably have more coffee, and it didn't get spilled on the way to work all over your new white shirt.  Perspective is everything.
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Eventually the liquid would boil
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Try the courthouse where it was dropped>
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I don't know, sounds sort of boring.\n\nlol Maybe I need more coffee this morning!
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I am an expert at keyboard disasters, I have spilled coffee in mine more than a couple of times...\nUnscrew the back. You should be able to get to the insides that way. I have heard rumors about how you can wash a keyboard in water as long as it dries thoroughly. The IT guy at my work says he has done it...Just make sure it is TOTALLY dry before attempting to use again. BTW, I get keyboards at the Goodwill for $1.99..doesn't hurt to have a spare just in case you are waiting for one to dry out.
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well i woke up this morning
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spill something on it while its on a hanger?
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got up the other day and ran to local coffee house to sip coffee and answer Yahoo questions on the free WI-FI, realized I had forgotten to put on pants. EmbarASSing
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Bad day to switch to decaf was'nt it.
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hell yeah! hah-\n\na couple of days ago, it was time for phys ed. i was walking with some friends, and then in the changing room, i tripped over one's foot - that lead to me falling, smashing into a locker, my gym bag flew away, and my shoes went soaring. my knapsack completely broke my fall, though. but man, i was lying on the ground for about a minute laughing HARD.\n\noh god i love when that happens.
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its the water evaporating from the coffee!
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That's one of the great things about coffee! I make a pot of local roasted coffee every morning and take a crap. Then it's shower time and off to work.
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coffee maker...in the a.m. i crawl out of my bedroom (think 'grudge, the stair sequence'!) and i drag myself to the coffee pot, i woof some just to get my eyes open, then i make a pot and sit like a statue until i get a few sips down, then i'm like a human again...\naddictions are terrible!\nbut yes, i would be makin a campfire outside the house if i did not have my coffee maker! i like this ? I can't stop typing..
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When you come in, don't just drop things wherever.  Put them where they belong.  It may take a little longer then, but in the long run, it's much easier and faster than cleaning up a total mess.  You'll feel better about yourself as well.
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Make me a cup of coffee...thanks
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Try cutting out caffiene for a few days and see if it helps.
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If you put your hand in a semi-full glass of water, the water spills out.  Same idea.  With him inside, there's not much room left.\n\nAlso, when you stand up, there's gravity so it starts dripping now.  It's all perfectly normal.  Wipe it off and go back to bed.