how  much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Since technically a woodchuck is a type of groundhog that lives in forests (hence, wood) there is no appreciable argument to be made that he could swallow wood, let alonge up-chuck it.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The woodchuck isn't chucking wood at all. As the tongue-twister goes, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a hypothetical question, something akin to "how high could a pig fly if a pig could fly?"
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
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He'd chuck as much wood, as a wood chuck could. If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Dear Chucky,\n\nA woodchuck would chuck wood until he could no longer chuck would or no longer felt like chucking wood was a good thing to do or perhaps if he/ she chucked wood and got a heart attack he would have to stop. If the woodchuck met a freind while chucking wood and decided to go for a beer and a clice of apple pie he or she might stop and then that would be it. So perhaps the correst answer is that the woodchuck would chuck as much would as he or she felt like or was able too depending on the relative circumstances of this animal's reality. I hope this helps. My neighbour is a woodchuck and often is not very consistent when chucking. At least we know that they actually can chuck and it is not a question could anymore. Best wishes and what a cool question.\n\nRegards,\n\nWoody
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well...it depends if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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the amount of wood chucked (w) would depend on how much time the woodchuck is given in min (t) and his rate of chucking (log/min).  \n\nw = t * log/min
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....if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\nA: As much as a woodchuck could chuck wood. \n\nyou wasted 5 points on a meaningless question. To the back of the class with you!\nlolololol.
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck!
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The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. \nThis is how much it "could" chuck (as stated in your question).  As to how much it "would" chuck, I guess that depends on its motivation.
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it would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. (as hard to type as to say...lol)
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As much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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IF a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would chuck about 700 lbs in the course of digging a burrow.\n\nPlease remember that to 'chuck' something means to THROW it, not EAT it.
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a woodchuck would suck no wood if a woodchuck could suck wood. he would telll you too suck it