How does a person get a modern day Goliath out of your face without committing a drime>?
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Since this is in the religion section, I assume that the neighbor is a believer.\n\nIf that's the case, the battle is not against flesh and blood.\n\nEphesians 6:11-13\nPut on the whole armor of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.\n\nFor we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.\n\nWherefore take unto you the whole armor of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.\n\n2 cor. 10. 3-4\nFor though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:\n\nFor the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds;) \n\nEphesians 6:17\nAnd take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:\n\nWhen David came against Goliath, He knew that like us, he had a covenant with God, and if david stepped forward, Goliath was toast, because the battle is the Lords!\n\nJoin with your neighbor and take them down with the Word of God!\n\nPsalm 91 is an excellent weapon!\n\nMatthew 16:19\nI will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."
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easiest way is to spit on them (i know, yuk, but it works)\n\nalso, a wax candle lightly rubbed will repell water
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take the lid off your toothpaste and put glue on the top let it dry and the put the lid back on!You have to cut the sides for it to be funny.I seen it on some prank show.
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as much as you can stuff in your face
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get rid of that FACE of urs....hahaha.. kidding...
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Speak more slowly so that you have time to swallow.\n\nIf you spray the person in front of you, apologize and then make a point in turning your face away to talk to them.\n\nGood luck.
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Find an accountability partner -- a spouse or a good friend that's around you a lot.  Make sure that person calls attention to you every time to swear.  You're probably swearing more than you think you are.\n\nCome up with some sort of "fine" for every offense; perhaps a quarter or a dollar that will eventually go to your favorite charity.  The combination of a partner and some "skin" in the game should give you the proper incentive to rid yourself of the habit.
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BY SEEING THE FACE!!!
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Soap\n\nDrink plenty of water. (so your pores don't dry up)\n\nWash your bed sheets no less than once a week. (so that gunk doesn't get on your face)
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First off "bullit head" why are you asking a ? like that here?  2nd this is like asking a bunch of guys in a bar if they know what that thing is on your wang and if they can cut it off.  Find an expert that will take you under your wing and show you how to do it right.
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The only proven way is to go through plastic surgery. All the other stuff out there simply does not work. Doctors have done countless studies, that prove it. Sorry man, going under the knife is the only way.
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I love the purifying mask from o c bigelow, then I use the o c bigelow cucumber skin tonic, I spray it on instead of wiping it on, o c bigelow also has a great honey almond face scrub, and here is a link for a tool that I have that really gets the blackheads out. Steaming is good too use a mini crock pot to get the water hot enough, and Swiss Kriss herbs from the health food store, put the swiss kriss herbs in the pot with water in the sink with a towel over your head and blow on the hot water to make the steam come up.
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A good way is by pressure; e.g. the Works bomb. If you would be more specific, that might help. Don't hurt yourself, either.
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Just shake your head and walk away ...self control...i have to do it an a daily basis
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Use salt, it doesn't go away as fast.  Just poor some in your hands and rub it on your wet skin.
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You don't have to put up with things you don't want to put up with....\ndont turn the cheek, start kicking some assssesss
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Do something completely and utterly ABSURD, and well, okay, NON-VIOLENT.  \nI once considered buying a bunch of frozen chicken feet, painting them different colors like they were some voodoo thing or something, and then throwing them all over my ex-husband's (and previously my) lawn.  The worst they would have gotten me for was vandalism, if he could have proven it was me.  Better yet, he would have made a fool out of himself telling everyone that i had cursed him.  (The only reason that I didn't was because when I left him, I only took what I had come in with and it wouldn't cover the cost of the feet.)\nAs I said, "COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ABSURD!!!!"  It's TOTALLY UNEXPECTED and more fun, too.\nMaybe you could have a friend help you bake some delicious bread that spells out something like, "you stink!"  Then have it delivered nicely wrapped with a card reading simply, "From Me."