whats everyones funnyest joke?
612888
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem.\n\nThe mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.\n\nThe old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong tome or the machine?"
638481
lmao: laughing my a$$ off
995620
Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
868030
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
751574
ROTFL!! XD That was a funny one.
776984
LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
786658
the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
879082
da punctuations  r responsible 4 this joke!!
1013575
OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
877101
LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
90147
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
370888
good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
114924
People, the joke is in the line "gentile disease". \n\nGo for the priest.
258497
go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
1136957
Here is my funny joke of the week.\n\nWhy do Scottish men wear kilts??\n\nBecause a zipper scares off the sheep.
1135780
OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
1130733
Thankyou!I just read the joke.The Three Men from one of your other questions.I literally almost fell out of my chair it was hilarious.