a ladt is performing on stage the lights go out and shes dead what happened?  clue: knowone shot her?
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ummmm! i know!!!!!   she died. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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she probably got tired of getting blown up.....\nwink...
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go to hell   L.O.L....very funny i liked it.... what do you think about this one ; A woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh, that," he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her position when the screaming starts again. This time it is louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls St. Peter over again to find out what is happening to the woman now. "Oh, that," he says, "they're just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." The woman decides that she wants out and tells St. Peter that she has changed her mind and wants to be sent to hell. "Are you sure you want to go there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll end up getting sodomized and raped and even worse!" "That's okay" says the woman, "I already have the holes for that!"
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"The details of her death are not yet known to us. The police will give us results tomorrow afternoon.\n\nFull story at link below
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Vulchuck wanted to talk to her.\nRyan & Marissa said no.\nVulchuck got mad and ran them of the side of the road.\ntheir car tumbled down a hill & lit on fire.\nRyan dragged Marissa out but she died.
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1-the frog is dead\n3-bananas\nIll have to think about 2\noh I got it the begger was a women\nI edited before red rocker I swear!!!!!:)
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t('-'t) It's flipping someone off\n\n<(-_-)> Yoda\n\n^_^  Smiling\n\nx_x  dead
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As Jane Marple sat basking in the tropical sunshine she felt mildly discontented with life. True, the warmth eased her rheumatism, but here in paradise nothing ever happened. Then a question was put to her by a stranger: "Would you like to see a picture of a murderer?" Before she has a chance to answer, the man vanishes, only to be found dead the next day. The mysteries abound: Where is the picture? Why is the hotelier prone to nightmares? Why doesn't the most talked-about guest, a reclusive millionaire, ever leave his room? And why is Miss Marple herself fearful for her life?
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*pulls out a sword*\nMy name is Corey Smith\nYou killed my computer.\nPrepare to die.
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you seem to know already...caridee got hypothermia but she still toke really good shots. they said that she should not push herself so hard and she should listen to her body. melrose cried cause she wasnt the best dancer, amanda got kicked off cause she's really awkward and caridee was in the bottom cause she is too high maintenance and she needs too much attention. they said her personality bubbles over too much sometimes.
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Lightning Crashes\n\nLyrics here:  \nwww.lyricsdomain.com/12/live/lightning_crashes.html
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fate?\nMurphy's law?\n\n...are you trying to solve a crossword puzzle? How many letters? and do you have any of the letters already?
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NOTHING\n\nA man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: \nThe Wife said she was sleeping. \nThe Cook was cooking breakfast. \nThe Gardener was picking vegetables. \nThe Maid was getting the mail. \nThe Butler was cleaning the closet. \n\nThe police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?\n\n\nANSWER: the maid...the mail doens't come on Sunday
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It was her husband(Anna-beths) and he was hit by a drunk driver on his way to pick up the baby and he was killed.\nto respond to the persons response below...... they may not have shown him in a morgue, but he was still in his tattered clothing...... no tubes machines or anything hooked up to him.
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no lights\nno music\nJUST ANGER!!!\nive killed everyone\nim away for ever\nbutt im feeling better!!!!
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Grumpy Lady, died too soon.\nWatching you from the "Great Beyond".\nSo behave. I have connections, now that I'm dead.
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Her contract didn't expire, sadly she apparently has.  Haven't heard why.  There was for a brief time today a message on her site from her photographer stating that she had passed away and not to believe the "rumours on the internet" about what happened b/c she was a sweet person, etc..  But later in the day the message was taken down.  I guess we'll find out some day.