what president say a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage?
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A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage – Herbert Hoover
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Goofy for president!!
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LOL\n"Beloved President". That's funny coming from an obvious Socialist Liberal Bush Hater!
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Ever seen how chickens run around, after getting their heads cut off? \n\nNow, imagine millions of them running all around the White House.\n\nNot a pretty picture, eh?
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the bible said chicken
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Ford, Carter, Bush, Clinton and Bush make five living US Presidents.
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Walt Disney (Disney), Bill Gates (Microsoft), Most U.S. Presidents, Jack Welch (GE), Lee Iacocca. (Chrysler)
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president kennedy to bush:\n\n"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"\n\nRESIGN
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like the planet of the apes, and you gonna be \nthe president
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A sea animal is president of a country? rs\n\nHoly cow!
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"When the President does it, that means its not illegal."\n           -Richard Nixon\n\nAnd we all know how that turned out...
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he's chicken,\nnice name :)
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Q. What did Ted Kennedy say to Bill Clinton?\n\nA. Don't worry - I'll drive Monica home!
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Bill cliton, John Quincy Adams, John F. Kennedy, President Garfield, John ADams. o and George Bush RULES!!!!!! he is probably the best president ever
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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48--Truman\n52--Eisenhower\n56--Eisenhower\n60-JFK\n64-LBJ\n68--RFK\n72--Nixon\n76--Ford\n80--Carter\n84--Anyone but Reagan\n88--Anyone but Bush\n92--Clinton\n96--Clinton\n00--Gore\n04--Kerry
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Political Heaven Joke\n\nAl Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Heaven.\n \nGod addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe  in?"\n     \nAl replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. \nAnd I've come to understand that now."\n\nGod thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.  Come and sit at my left."\n\nGod then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"\n\nBill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've  sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, \nand I hope no grudges are held against me."\n\nGod thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."\n\nThen God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"\n\nHillary replies, "I believe you're in my chair."\n\n\nThe Post Turtle \n\nWhile suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. \n\nEventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.\n\nThe old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."\n\nNot being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.\n\nThe old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a\nturtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." \n\nThe old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there\nby himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"