how on earth did humpty dumpty manage to sit on the wall?
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He had some of the weed from half baked and floated up there.  Not eggsactly the answer you were looking for, but an eggstraordinary answer all the same.  Are you coming out of your shell?  You look eggstremely lonely, this would be an eggselent time to eggstract yourself.  I could go on, but I have a headache.  I need an Eggscedrin.
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Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.  o.0
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I really wish I had my ultimate guide with me so I could flip through and get the name of the character that you're quoting that apparently NOBODY got (losers).\nbut i can't so here's my smartalec answer\nIf it's on carpet, you should smear it in real good and then leave it for a female to come and do her job and clean it.  And dammit woman where's my dinner?
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Humpty dumpty? I keep hoping for that great fall...
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Okay I am trying to picture this.  So you will be glued to her, so when she gets up she will be dragging you all over the place, right!  Yeah.....well, let me tell you I think you are totally nuts and this is the dumbest question I have ever answered.
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Hummm now Elmo's legs seem kinda weak and limp when the teletubbies look like they can pack in some serious kicks...but there is always the Tyson of the crew.... Big bird.... so I would have to go with Elmo's gang but it sure is a good thing that the Teletubbies have noo-noo... thier vacuum I'm sure he can clean up the mess
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There are several theories about the original meaning of the nursery rhyme"Humpty Dumpty". One is that it is about a king with a disfigured back, who rode in to battle on his horse names Wall. He fell from the horse in battle and died. Another is Humpty Dumpty was a colloquial term used in 15th century England to describe someone who was fat or obese - giving rise to lots of theories pertaining to the identity of Humpty Dumpty. However, in this case the question should be not Who was Humpty Dumpty but What was Humpty Dumpty? Humpty Dumpty was in fact an unusually large canon which was mounted on the protective wall of "St. Mary's Wall Church" in Colchester, England. It was intended to protect the Parliamentarian stronghold of Colchester which was in the temporarily in control of the Royalists during the period of English history, described as the English Civil War ( 1642 - 1649). A shot from a Parliamentary canon succeeded in damaging the wall underneath Humpty Dumpty causing the canon to fall to the ground. The Royalists 'all the King's men' attempted to raise Humpty Dumpty on to another part of the wall but even with the help of ' all the King's horses' failed in their task and Colchester fell to the Parliamentarians after a siege lasting eleven weeks.
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Mr. Dumpty knew he was going to be part of history, his story read to millions of children! Duh?
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Get a ballon, put some urine and crap in it, with about 80 percent of it full of water. Then throw it him, works like a charm!
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The purpose for digging the hole was never clear to me. At first, I thought that there were using it as a means for Clive Owen to hid in before they built the false set of shelves. The fact that it was linked to the only sewage system also intrigued me. I guess it was just used to store waste, and nothing more, but it seemed rather strange that so much attention was paid to it.
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I don't remember! All I know is it was in the south, since he just went along the bottom. I agree that it was probably in Texas.\nThose poor sweet people!\nah, but it was funny though!
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the wall.... when i had a  bit*h fit
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And just how would a galapagos tortoise manage to 'fall' on its back?
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He put one up his butt for pleasure, but he couldn't get it out and he had to go to the hospital to have it removed.  The gerbil's name was Lemmiwinks.\n\nRest in peace, Lemmiwinks.
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Listen up, sweetheart. I may not be female but I can clear any wall that's 24 inches or less. I'm Winston the Ferret and I'm smarter than most people. I simply push the objects around until I build a platform, climb on top and with one push of my mighty legs, I'm clear of Ferret House. Yeah, now try and catch me!!!
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How do you get him down from the wall?   With a pinata stick.
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This is by far one of the funniest question I ran into yet!\n\nwell when an animal goes to the bathroom(take a Sh*t) and it gets stuck in their fur (hair) and hangs(usually dried Sh*T). This is considered a dingleberry