How many words Can you make from elephant???
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ELEPHANT HAPTENE HEELTAP HEPTANE LETHEAN PHENATE ETHANE HANTLE HAPTEN LATEEN PEAHEN PLANET PLATEN THENAL ALEPH ANELE EATEN ELATE ENATE ETAPE LATEN LATHE LEANT LEAPT LEPTA LETHE NEATH PALET PANEL PATEN PENAL PETAL PLANE PLANT PLATE PLEAT PLENA TELAE TEPAL THANE ALEE ANTE EATH ELAN EPHA ETNA HAEN HAET HALE HALT HANT HATE HEAL HEAP HEAT HEEL HELP HENT LANE LATE LATH LEAN LEAP LEET LENT LEPT NAPE NEAP NEAT NEEP PALE PANE PANT PATE PATH PEAL PEAN PEAT PEEL PEEN PELE PELT PENT PHAT PLAN PLAT PLEA TAEL TALE TAPE TEAL TEEL TEEN TELA TELE TEPA THAE THAN THEE THEN ALE ALP ALT ANE ANT APE APT ATE EAT EEL ETA ETH HAE HAP HAT HEN HEP HET LAP LAT LEA LEE LET NAE NAH NAP NEE NET NTH PAH PAL PAN PAT PEA PEE PEH PEN PET PHT TAE TAN TAP TEA TEE TEL TEN THE AE AH AN AT EH EL EN ET HA HE LA NA NE PA PE PH TA A 165 words
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What are you, an elephant?
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It will end in the following mathmatical equation:\n\nIN ELEPHANT YEARS:\n(1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 8 x 9 x 10 . . . x 30 x 31 x 32 x 33) to the 100th power. \n\nEND OF EARTH = (33!)^100 in Elephant Years.\n\nDidn't you get the memo???
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3 words,\n\nMission Impossible 18
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Add a joke or open with a story. Make sure to use colorful words. Not too long, after five minutes most people star to get antsy.
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Time to get a new fence.\n\n Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?\nTo hide in the strawberry batch/\n\nEver see an elephant in a strawberry patch?\nsee it works!!
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very funny\nwhat about sneezing elephant \nor penguin having cold
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One word ?  Not that I know of.\n\nA sentence, Yes. ??  We used to use the following in typing class:\n\n"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back 1234567890 times."
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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?\nElefino! Ha Ha corny I know, but did you laugh?
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If you put two Ivory tusks in a car, it too can become an elephant, since it has a trunk in the back.\n\nLets say Ivory tusks were available legally, I bought 2 and put them in my suitcase (trunk).. would I be an elephant
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Here are a few I've used in the past.  The first link allows you to use words up to 15 letters long.  \n\nHappy puzzling!!
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Did you randomly string words together or is this questions so profound that it is going over my head?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant\nCheck the bibliography section at bottom\n\nhttp://elephant.elehost.com/\nEverything elephants!
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what about words in the book?
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6! or 720 arrangements.\n\n2 * 4! or 48 with vowels at the ends, so it's a 1/15 chance.\n\nEdit: Yeah, I messed up.  Forgot the *2.
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it should be less than 20 words
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I have a mini cooper and I once wore mini skirts.  \nI can fit about 12 elephants in my car but.....\nunder my skirt?  only one male elephant at a time, sir!