What is the worst date you ever had?
599553
When this guy asked me to dinner and then we get there and neither of us ate hardly any of our food and then he asks me if i mind dropping him off at his girlfriends house and when i get there she sees me and threw a rock and it busted out my driver window and hit me in the face and then as I was backing out in such a hurry i backed into her minivan that was parked on the street and i drove off and then the police showed up at my house with a hit and run charge.  yup thats gotta be the worst date for me
131935
my ex-wife. That's worse than a limp bizkit on an all buffet friday at hoochie mamas.
592784
Dialed the wrong # on my cell (of another guy i went out with the night before) asking why he was late for our date, when my actual date was standing behind me!
1092747
I have one for you.  I used to live in Columbus, Ohio, and I'd put an ad in a Single's Magazine.  There was one lady that replied that seemed relatively nice, so we agreed to meet at a restaurant one day.  When we met she was so nervous you could cut the tension with a knife.  I don't remember what we talked about or for how long we talked but after the date was over we never saw or heard from each other again.  She was relatively nice looking and had a pleasant personality, but no matter how hard I tried I could not get her to relax.  I  could honestly feel the tension so bad that I felt I was being pushed against a wall.  Definitely a very strange experience because I don't think I'd ever scared someone so bad in life as much as I think I scared this poor woman.  Oh well, I chaulked it up as one for experience.
1096735
I was getting ready for a date... I was on my period.. he showed up early...  I had taken a shower and my shorts were too big.. I went outside to greet him.. and my kotex pad fell out..... I still cringe whenever I think about it ...
59882
Your worst nightmare.
756711
A girl I was sweet on finally agreed to go out on a date with me. One of the reasons she was reluctant to go on dates, period, is that she was rather short (5"1') but very busty (I never asked, but let's say her breasts entered a room five minutes before she did).\n\nI took her to an upscale resaturant.\n\nAs I was buttering the toe of my French Bread, it popped out of my hands and did a half-gainer right into her cleavage.\n\nI don;t remember anything after that.
288130
That depends on how bad the first date impression was.\n\nIf she thinks there absolutely no chemistry, no hope, no nothing, pretty much nothing you do will work.\n\nOtherwise, if it was just a blah date, then tell her that you would like to take her out again since you realize the first one wasn't how you wanted it to go.\n\nThen try again.
387121
I was living in Saskatoon Saskatchewan. Met awesome sexy beautiful woman. Was super eager to get together with her. My fly was stuck. I reefed it down then pulled up. Eeeeeeeeeeek! Blood was pulsating out of me. She was freaked(as was I ). No stitches. A superficial wound.It was still awful when they untangled me at the hospital.\nThe worst part was everyone in the building knew what happened.Including her man.\nHer boyfriend broke my nose and shattered my right orbital bone. Which I think was a lot worse, almost.
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
1071389
The nicest thing anyone has done was an offer from a dear friend of mine to pick me up in Portland Oregon from Salt lake Utah and drive me to my daughters funeral in Los Angeles.  So i wouldn't be alone and would have someone to process the grief with.  I couldn;t take her kind offer because I knew it was something I had to do alone.   \n\nThe worst thing is the man that was responsible for her death (he didnt kill her I hope anyway but if I hadnt known him it wouldnt have happened which is far to complex to explain here)  made sure I was homeless broke my nose several times and tried to kill me, after taking all my cats .  I was in love with him and waited for twelve years for him to show up. He showed up five years after her funeral, I had already waited seven for him then. That was six years ago.
334677
Ok, i was going out with this guy who was a supervisor at my work (not over me though) and he was SOOO hot, like my dream guy. he was buff and black and dressed so nice and was a couple years older than me and was totally hot. i was so excited when he asked me out. so we were going to go to a movie, but the earlier show was sold out so we went back to his appartment where all of his equally hot roomates were all hanging out. we were chillin around then his roomates decided to go get beer. (fyi i am a TOTAL lightweight and i only have to have like 4 beers before i am really really drunk) and when they got back i chugged a few beers and was gettin kinda buzzed and i chugged a couple more and before i could stop  myself i turned around and threw up all over his model hot roomate. in front of my date, his hot friends, and everybody. the worst part was that i was too drunk to go home cause my family would freak out and i couldnt drive anyway so i had to stay there for like another 6 hours until my buzz wore off enough for me to drag myself into my room and go to sleep. the worst part was that he asked me out again and insisted that it wasnt that big of a deal and that it happened to everybody sometime. like an idiot i went out with him again and we stopped by his appartment and his roomates took one look at me and were like "hey its pukie!!! dude that was so gross! i hope your sober or i dont want you to come near me!" i was totally humiliated.
360620
BLAH....I was set up on a blind date by one of my friends. He took me to a convenience store and bought me a hot dog and a 2 liter of coke then took me back to his house to watch a movie. There were so many piles of dog crap and the stench was horrible. I stayed about 15 minutes and left. The next day while I was out he left a baseball cap and cheap diamond earrings for me on my porch. He called later that night to see if I got the stuff, I told him yes but I couldn't accept them..he told me he loved me. I returned the things to him and never saw him again. Fukn weirdo!
1031963
How about a bad break up story? \n\nI was waiting for my b/f to bring me my boom box to teach a dance class. He was supposed to be there by 8pm. We waited and waited for him. At 2am when the place closed, I walked out with my students and friends to find a note on my car. He said that he had waited for me but since I didn't come out (like I was supposed to know he was outside!), he had to leave a note. What it came down to was that he was a coward and couldn't break up face to face and in front of my friends. \n\nAnyway, after telling me that afternoon that he loved me, he told me in the note that it wasn't working out........what a loser! I am better off without him!
671026
Wow, That sounds like you had a pretty crazy night. My worst date would have to be with this guy name Eric. We had gone out to eat and then he took me back to his gay brother's house and we walked in and his brother was on the couch having sex with some guy. His brother started yelling at him and everything and they got in this fight and they went off into the back bedroom and left me there and I ended up having to call my friend to come pick me up. I never went out with that jerk again.
665042
i once had a glass of wine with a date and got so drunk that i accidently backhanded his glass at him and covered him in it...he just smiled and said "that is the hottest thing i have ever seen in my life"...which was good cuz i was ready to crawl under the table..lol\n\ni am obviously a light weight...
599690
It was a disaster date, but it was hilarious. I went on a date with a guy that was 4 inches shorter than me so it made things awkward from the start. We went to the Rainforest Cafe and we got sat next to this HUGE elephant. Every half hour all of the animals everywhere go crazy making their sounds and there are thunder and lightening sounds which makes it kind of fun but our huge elephant kept going off like every 5 minutes! Every time we would get into a good conversation, the damn elephant would go off! Then we decided to go to a little mini amusement park after and there was a girl running the rides that kept making comments about how much shorter he was than me. One time she said,"You do know he's shorter than you right?" so I turned to her and said,"You do know you are overweight right?" The guy that i was out with and I had so much fun but it just couldn't have been a bigger disaster. He ended up locking his keys in the car and it started raining. he convinced some guy that he was in the Coast Guard Special Services so he would help us get into his car. We never went out on another date but we are still friends and we still laugh about it.