Funny first kiss story?
600559
my first kiss was in sixth grade...I was at my "boyfriend's" house and we were watching Dances With Wolves under his father's supervision...his father left the room temporarily and we hastily embraced and kissed...we fell off the couch in our haste and split apart just in time for him to knock his tooth out on the corner of the coffee table and his father to return instantaneously...we had a lot to explain.
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
607134
Well, I got kissed when I was three. Then the next time I saw him he spit on me, so I'm probably not the best one to get advice from. Google "kissing how to" or "kissing advice" or something. I've personally never tried this site, so I don't know how good it is, but   http://www.kissing.com/
683063
I once grabbed my then boyfriend's father's butt and started kissing the back of his neck.  As i looked over his shoulder..i saw my boyfriend outside looking at us with a puzzled expression. I thought he was my boyfriend!  His whole family thought it was very funny.  I did not!!
339371
its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
5216
I guy was about to get married in a few days when his girlfriend's best friend invited him to her house. He went and found his girlfriend's friend in a bikini. She was astoundingly sexy and he always wanted to do something with her. She told him, " I've always wanted you, and since you are getting married with my friend I want to have you just one time before you get married", and then she said "I'll wait for you upstairs". As soon as she went upstairs, the guy turned around and ran for the door, opened it as quickly as possible and found his girlfriend standing outside. She said, "Oh my love, you passed the ultimate test!" and the guy felt a great relieve.\n\nLesson: Always leave your condoms in your car.\n\n0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000\n\nSo the point is, try that! hahhahahahhahaha.
975777
i got my first kiss when i was jus born.!!!!\n\nOk! I was 21 years old.
656261
my first kiss with my now boyfriend was great and he took my breath away. i knew he wanted to kiss because he moved towards when i moved towards him.
105433
it lasted two seconds (i realize this now because i can compare it to other kisses i've enjoyed) but i literally lost ALL sense of time and space. she was (and still is) my dream date; after we pulled away the first words i said were, "that did not just happen." because it was TRULY UNBELIEVABLE. It happened when, where, and with who I wanted. SPECTACTULAR! We're still dating, and that even was a while ago.\n\nYou'll never forget it, especially if the conditions are JUST RIGHT!\n\nwhee! now i'm feeling all romantic!\nhappy valentine's!
737243
well i was very nervous about kissing. but when i told my bf in a cute way that i dont know how to kiss and i like him to teach me it made him adore me more and we had a good time learning together!!!
49554
My first "MakeOut" was 16.
260058
4 months? wow...  I kissed my first girlfreind before we started dating... and my most recent girlfreind about 5 days into our relationship... and let me tell you both times I was nervous...  my most recent girlfreind I kissed her nose...  how embarassing...  the first kiss isn't really that special in my opinion... it is always ackward, and never really all that special... the first time you kiss a girl and she takes your breath away that is the special kiss...
682569
Oh my goodness....I have one.\n\nIt was right after I got out of a very long, very terrible relationship, yet it was before I met my husband.  I was sitting at my house with my roommate and one of those commercials came on TV for the telephone dating service.  TeleMates or something like that.  Well, I had been drinking just a bit so I decided to call it for fun.\n\nWell, I instantly was on the line with this guy who was a little older than me, who sounded really nice.  He described himself as being extremely nice looking with gorgeous blue eyes, etc. etc.  I was like "YES!!! Let's meet up for a date."\n\nSo a couple of days later, this guy was coming to pick me up.  I got ready for HOURS! (I hadn't been single in years, so I was so nervous about this "blind date")  My roommate was there, and a few of our friends were there to meet this guy.\n\nWell, we hear a car pulling into the driveway and my roommate runs to the window and is peeking out.  She turns around and starts laughing and she's like "He totally lied to you.  You are not going to like this."  I kept smiling, thinking that she was joking.  No, as it turns out, she was just being nice.\n\nThis guy looked NOTHING like he had described.  He had on huge thick glasses, he was like 4 inches shorter than me and about 30 pounds more than what he described.  He also had told me he was a great dresser, and lets just say this was a lie too!  The only thing he had in common with what he told me was that he had blue eyes!  That was it!\nSo this guy comes in and he's holding a rose, and I instantly feel like a b!tch for being so judgemental.  I thought, maybe he is a really nice guy, so I decided not to fake sickness as I had originally planned and take a chance on him. If anything, he could just be a friend that I hung out with.\nSo we go on our date.  He asks me where I want to go eat.  I tell him I'm not picky, I'm content with McDonalds double cheeseburgers.  So he decides to take me to a nice Mexican restaurant downtown.  We go in, and we're sitting there talking and sure enough, he is a nice guy.  So then he offers to buy me a drink.  I tell him I like margaritas.  He orders me the biggest margarita they have, one that costs over 10 bucks and comes in a cup that looks like a bowl!  So I drink the margarita.  He buys another one.  I drink it.  We finish eating and then we leave. \nSo he stops at a store, asks me do I smoke, I say yes.  He goes in, buys me several packs of cigarettes and a lighter.  And a case of beer.  I'm like WTF, but okay.....\nSo he gets a call on his cell phone and asks would I like to stop by his house, that his brother is having a "party" there.  I say sure, and figure if this is a trick, I have my pepper spray in my purse!\nSo we go to his house and it is only his brother there!  There is no party.  Apparently, I am the party.  So we sit around and drink some beers, have some conversation.  Then my cell phone rings and it is my former best friend (who is a guy) I talk only for a minute before telling him maybe we can hang out later, then hang up.  The guy I'm on a date with gives me this weird look and he's like "Was that a guy?" As I explain to him that it was my best friend, who I dated when I was 15, but since then, he's engaged and has two kids, he just looks pissed.  He grabs my purse up from bside me, shoves it into my hands and tells me he's taking me home.\nAs we're driving down the road, I start to tell him I had a fun time with him, and this dude just starts freaking out on me.  I remember he told me "You're nothing but a player.  You're one of those girls, you just play good guys like me.  Do you get off on playing people and doing them wrong?"  Of course, I'm like What the hell are you talking about?  So this guy proceeds to just b!tch me out:  I take you out and treat you right and you just screw me over.  That'
636327
Nineteen. I didn't feel the urge to kiss anyone before then and it always felt awkward. Plus I think it's nice to have your first kiss with someone you really love.
76950
Sometimes it's good for the girl to make the first move.  My boyfriend charmed me into making the first move, and I'm not sorry.  (Actually I'm really really happy!)  And I'm an old-fashioned kind of a girl, too!
642125
My friend told me what sex was when we were waiting at a bustop in 6th grade.\n\nBefore that I thought it was when people kissed, thats how you made babies. \n\nI was pretty suprised and he just laughed and laughed....and laughed\n\nIt was pretty funny, my facial expression musta been pretty funny. =?
702246
first time getting laid