Try this Experiment! All you need is a Cat and some Toast!?
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There are two problems w/ your question. \n   1. You need a hypothesis w/ to test against\n   2. If the cat lands on its feet the toast may never hit the ground.  This satisfies both the requirements of the experiment by stating one will never happen. -Or- If the toast hits first, the cat never lands.  Either way one doesn't hit the ground.
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Do you have a dog, bird, dish or cat? If so, buy three or four different brands of pet food and do an experiment to test the brand of food that your pet prefers.
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Never seen a better question: absolutely Brilliant.....Happy to know that i am not the only whacko in these parts....\n\nNow for the tricky part, namely the answer: \n\n(My answer assumes that despite your busy schedule you did not forget to butter the toast before you threw her off the cliff......\n\nMy answer also assumes that the cat has not expended its 9 lives already which is likely if this is the tenth time that you are attmepting this experiment ......)\n\nSince the buttered side faces the cat, the cat potentially has access to it,. So the rate at which the combined weight of the cat and toast (x) accelerates the downward progress will be negated to some extent by the rate at which the cat can lick off the butter from the toast (y). Note that the cat licking off the butter, will not change the combined weight as the total weight remains same as the butter remains in the cats stomach.....BUT the bread clearing of butter takes away the ability of the toast to land on the proverbial buttered side, which could shift the odds to a slower descent than a total suspension in midair......ofcourse one will have to take other confounding factors into consideration as the cat vomiting, or god forbid even farting thus upsetting the weight balance/buoyancy or even propelling it faster downward due to an equal and opposite reaction.
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I think what would happen is artificial gravity.  The cat and butter toast would be caught in perpetual spin neither side allowing the other to be the one that lands.\n\nThe REAL question is...  How can we harness this power for the benefit of man.
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Sweet. \n\nCan you give me detailed instructions on the envoronment and conditions the cat was in? I've been looking for a cool way to kill my cat for years and this sounds like just the ticket.
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A really ugly tomcat trying to get it on with our cat who was wearing a home-made chastity belt at the time.\n\nFor the full story, see\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqYnUW2w4ZF1CkWcQPQbVXsy6IX?qid=20060616135108AA9kd30\n\nJust picturing should be enough to make you laugh.
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Probably how cheerful I can be. I could talk with a stranger for hours......      I like cats. I am a brunette. Are these things loathsome? No, it's because I am a Christian. Or maybe because I am Canadian. Or maybe because I like Thai food. Yum, green curry. So, what is it? Figure it out?
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go try it and let us know..might be a fun little experiment
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ROFLMAO!\nWhy don't try with catomato? Put the DNAs of Tomatoes and your cat's DNAs together and see the result.
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hmmm, had to practice on my cat first to time myself, lol!\nSeems about three seconds, with a smile of course!\n(cat just looked bored and walked away. I get that sometimes on the street, too)\n:)
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mmm.........Cereal lol an popcorn an icecream an if u lik tuna(FISH) then Get tuna and bread (2 slices) u need mayonese mix them up together an slap it on some bread or Pb & j sandwich Or buy a pack of crisp (potatoe chips) in advance. An a fruit bowl
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Turkey soup...want some boo-ful kitty?
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Yes, but have you ever heard of Pavlov's cat?\n\nOf course not!  Cause that would have been the end of him:\n\nDay One: Rang bell; cat ignored it.\nDay Two: Rang bell; cat said he'd already eaten.\nDay Three: Rang bell; cat answered the door.\nDay Four: Rang bell but cat put his paw on it so it only made that little thunk sound.\nDay Five (the last day): Cat rang bell; I ate.\n\n~Eddie Izzard in 'Definite Article'\n\n* * * *\nSorry for the lack of a serious answer, but I find that bit hysterical!  If you want more information on the actual experiment with Pavlov's dog, click on th elink below. =)
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Rub vigorously with a soaking wet cat. That should do it.
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looks like your cat typed the question!
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Tell the cat you are sorry then have some fritos with me on the couch...  :)
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Everyone falls in love at first sight with a cute orange and white little kitty cat!! I've petitioned for it to become a law of physics.