How many Mexicanos does it take to screw in  a lightbulb?
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20,000 one to screw in the lightbulb 19,999 to run across the border while everyones watchin the mexican do work for a quarter.
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there is alot of mexican woman in mexico
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It takes TWO to Tango ;)\nadd a 3rd person and you get one of those mexican soap-operas!!
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The classic answer is "one, but the light bulb must want to change."
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The light will be on/off
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three one to hold the light bulb, and two to twist  the blond.
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some of them have a manual lock on the side. A little switch. Needs to be it the correct position.
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Don't really know. But I know how many psychiatrists it takes to change a light bulb.\nOnly 1, but it takes 4 sessions HHHH (no offenses, I'm almost a psychologist myself).
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It means "Screw Whitey" in Spanish.
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I'm assuming you mean "regular" candles.  If so, I have 37.  If you count tea lights then I have over 150.  (I have tea lights EVERYWHERE.)
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how many emos dose it take to change a light bulb?\nnone they all just sit around and cry about it.
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Una mesa para dos por favor.\n\nA table for 2 please.
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hmm.... i'd say 1:1000000000000000000000000000000000.\n\n(by the way, how are they black if they have asian and hispanic roots? :) )
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Ane electric bulb, of course!
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It was SOOO EASY!!! I bet we did Great! hahah. Sparky taught us well!!!\n\nTu companero de labratoria favorito!
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Hire plenty of Mexicans
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You need to wire them in parallel, with wire heavy enough for the total current and also have a battery that can deliver the current required at the voltage required without voltage drop.  You don't state the battery voltage or the lamp wattage, so I cant work it out for you!\n\n(I take it that you want EACH of the three bulbs to be as bright as one single one?)