How do I keep the idiots at school from dinging my Benz?
608990
wah wah wah.\n\nget a toyota and a job.
1051428
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Don't let them run over you, but I promise it you start being assertive and treat them with love and kindness, they will stop.
443846
I THINK you should take the alarm off or the sticker by using a little paper clip on safety pin but first put something slippery on it 1st.
447358
Tell them you have to go somewhere. They will get the hint! Also, this really works, so don't laugh. If you stand a broom with the bristles up, right beside your door, it will keep away the people that you don't want to have at your house. :)\n\nBlessed Be!
565361
Man, I was going through the samething with this really obnoxious girl once. I feel your pain. my plan of dealing with people like him is to stay clear of them. It might not be easy at first but once you keep avoiding and stay clear of him overtime he won't be a problem, and talk to your teacher about changing your seat, tell him/her that you have problems with this kid and that you don't get along with him that should help, and if that doesn't work well, you before taking things into your own hands try the plan first.
1130446
Girl I'm in the same boat as you, but you have to take the first step of signing up for class.  I'm currently on my second class and let me tell you I can't turn on to a street, i have no idea whats going on around me lol I also drive on the wrong side of the street, and forget about parking.  That's why you have an experienced person sitting next to you and if he/she feels something wrong they will stop the car or steer you as to what to do next.  Before I started my first class I was having panic attacks because I was  stressing out so bad, but the teacher explained to me everything slowly told me what is where and how to use what.  You just need to give yourself a push and trust me if I can get there so can you.  Hope this helps and good luck on your driving.
1037430
Just tell them next time you come over, make sure we're home. Or if the cars in the drive and nobody answered the door, I was napping, showering or whatever you were doing. ( dont open the door, they'll go away after a few knocks)
361270
get your check or auto wothdrwl stopped, chances are they won't come after you
596886
Carry out your threat: call the cops. \nDo it now, instead of asking questions on Yahoo Answers.
400786
if you can get into the principals car what you should do is break a window from a junker car, then go to the principals car roll down his window  and put the window parts on his seat, that way it looks like you broke the window but ya really didn't. \nOr you can check out this site which is pretty good:\nhttp://www.prankified.com/school.php?subcategory=school_senior\nHope this helps.
467623
All threats MUST be taken seriously.  Tell your parents.  Tell the principal.  If no action is taken, call the police.
224289
Depends on what it's for... Not really nice to take revenge but here's a good one that I heard about once...  Put a tiny stone in the stem of their car's tires and screw the cap back on (not too tight) - make sure it's on a tire they'll notice.  The tire will go flat since you've let the air but but the tire will be OK - causes inconvenience but not a huge expense (unless they don't have a spare or can't change it).
37846
If you can get access to their car, take the DOTS from a hole punch and put them in the dash vent. Turn the blower on high with defrost so when the key turns on fun is had. THis keeps spitting out an occasional dot for weeks. The best is no damage is ever incurred.
1180694
Take the bull by the horns and break the ice..Hey your going to be washing your car a lot...\nAnything be brave and he will thank you for it later..\nGOOD LUCK...or play the helpless female and ask him for help with your car...that ALWAYS works..LOL
842747
Just ignore them. There's not a lot you can do about people like them. You could always insult them back, but you know that would be wrong. You could stay in a group of girlfriends (or guyfriends) that would help protect you. You could notify the schoolboard, but the likelyhood of them doing anything about it is very low. Oh! A really cool idea is to do something special to your jeans, or at least to one pair. You could draw on them, or tie them up specially (like capris) or you could just make up something! Maybe wear a cool belt and always make sure that you look and smell nice. You don't have to be "cool" per say, but if you have a nice, sleek style then you won't have to worry about them. This is great because it costs nothing! Other things you can do are: 1. wear inexpensive jewlery (just not something cheap looking) 2. Do something with you hair every day. It doesn't have to be fancy, just fun. A messy bun, curly, straight, pulled up in a pony tail, pig tails, crimped etc. Well, that's about all I can think of right now! Also, don't worry about what other people think of you. The main reason I listed all of those things above that you can do to yourself, was for your benefit, not theirs. If you feel good about how you look, then it doesn't matter how everybody else looks at you. \n\nP.S. I only have 3 pairs of jeans too! :D
634500
Use a private dectective.\n\nn00b.
590101
Just ignore them, it usually distracts them when they're trying to get your attention.\n\nFocus on what you're there to do; win.