Where and when was the worst fart you've ever smelled that was done by someone else and who were they?
605490
Ay Carumba! My father in law. Doesn't care where he is or who he's with. Birds fall out of the sky......Whew!
804015
I hate to admit this but... letting rip a noisy fart in the middle of a wedding ceremony. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!
1155996
smells like sh*t in here
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
768651
can you smell gas?no i cant smell my own name
786146
It's disgusting and it pisses me off! I hate it when anyone does it! It's gross and disrespectful! UGH! Thanks for asking this lol - I need to let some steem out! = )
754859
My wife and I mixed in one tablespoon of ground flax seeds per bowl of oatmeal on two occasions this weekend.  Neither of us have farted so much in our entire lives.  Perhaps they should be re-named "fart seeds."
1007091
I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL
722380
When I went to my family reunion a few years ago is when I had my most embarrassing moment. I was laughing hysterically with other relatives from a joke that was said. My younger cousin whom I hated at the time placed a microphone under my chair. It is known that when I laugh, I fart...but it is rare that happens. Well, in this occasion I farted, and when I passed gas it was heard on the microphone for everyone to hear. I was soooo mortified because EVERYONE was laughing at me. I only walked away with tears in my eyes and I never went back to a family reunion since then.
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
1143644
If you think a beer fart is bad, and a bean fart is worse, then what happens if you eat a bean burrito and follow it with an ice cold Corona?  You get the Black Death fart--the worst fart of them all.  A fart rumored to be so powerful, that all those who become victims of it are hospitalized with severe psychosis.  I should know, I lost my brother and sister to the Black Death.  I hope none of you ever experience it.  It will change your life forever.
635017
Fart while walking, talking, whatever.  Pretend like I didn't notice it even happened.
280846
I can't figure that one out either. LOL! My boyfriend is a total fart-bag! I call him "Bazooka Butt". I will never understand it! I swear sometimes it's like one big fart-fest!
131935
my ex-wife. That's worse than a limp bizkit on an all buffet friday at hoochie mamas.
1149361
OMG You smelled that way over there? So-o-o-o-o very sorry. Must've been those baked beans from the picnic yesterday. gmao!!
1158299
LOL... Yes, I was carrying on my 2 year old daughter standing in line at the bank weeks ago... She farts so noisy and smelly, that nobody believes it was her and there was this lady looking at me like the worse person she ever saw in her entire life.. (you know..) , that I cannot resist to laugh out loud and say... Sorry!...\n\nI was not going to blame my baby for such an embarrassed moment... right!!!!...