lol gotcha last!  Operation got you last?
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Not unless a timer has already been set or some other parameter to make it go off.
141964
probably... did you lose count?
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go to Options>Advanced>set 'bt.prio_first_last_piece' to true.
1075752
haha you said 'pull out'
305474
You over took the guy in 2nd so your now coming...SECOND...
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I hope that this isn't really all talk ..  like all thos e protests b4 we went to war lol ..\n\nanyway ...  BAD .. Level 4 soldier of fortune at your service !!!!\n\n\nDr BAd\nMercenary for hire ... (cheap seasonal rates)
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We had just stood in formation for 45 minutes during a ceremony to name a permanent regimental commander and command sergeant major.  I had a lot of water before the formation and I really had to go.  \n\nAfter we were dismissed my buddy and I went to the PX to go get some lunch, so we ordered our food, dropped it at a table, and both rushed to the latrine.  There were 3 stalls and 2 urinals.\n\nMy buddy was ahead of me and he went into the far stall.  I went to the urinal, but some really old guy went to the second stall.\n\nWell the old guy had some sort of problem and made some thunderous sounds on the toilet, to which my buddy remarked "Good Lord you have got some cannon fire over there," thinking that it was me next to him in the middle stall.\n\nI didn't know what he was talking about at first, but then I guess the smell got to him and he said "Oh my God, dude, you reak!  I think I am going to be sick."\n\nThe old guy then let loose with some thunder and there was a lot of plopping.  At that point I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe, even though I wanted to tell him it wasn't me.\n\nSo he flushed the toilet at about the same time as the old guy and they both exited the stall at the same time.  The regimental commander was the old guy.
760746
damnit! we were done until you brought it up again. asshole!
1049726
It could be the last one you ever get.\n\nA blow j ob is the least you could do.
1154388
Are you Uncle Sam ;))
488348
How long have you got!!
645761
They have something called "slang." Such as pwned for owned which means to defeat an enemy easily. And "lol" for laugh out loud. Is this what you wanted?
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<-----------Did you look over there------->\n They will be in the last place you look. Good luck.
376213
My last dump was three hours ago :-)
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Oi!  You said you'd stand the round last time and I'm still waiting ...\n\nand who the hell is Stevie????? Are you two timing me????? X x
896957
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......... ha ha. LMHO, oh you are so sad. Even Cyprus got it on Friday!!!! You are fuming now aren't you. Ha ha ha ha ha.\n\nAs for why, because it's about time we get one over you lot. See PS3 for starters.\n\nNow, let me continue laughing ...... ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
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Keep the rants coming!  I thought this one was a little lame until I got to the bottom!!  Funny guy!