If Jack helped you off a horse would you help Jack off the horse?
596318
Chances are........Jack can "get off" on his own.....\nbut one good turn deserves another........and I'd probably "tell" all my friends about ...\n\n"helping Jack off the horse".......if I did!!!
989060
I don't but if I did I would probably name it charlie because all that thrusting would probably give my butt a charlie horse :)
532704
So you tell him to jack off by hiself
199598
Jack...jack...jack what are you trying to pull?
1011065
Yes. I'd just try to help them any way I could.
599953
I would crash tackle him grab him by the foot swing him around clockways then i would poll drive him into the footpath then get him in a killer head lock and choke him till i felt satisfied that he had learnt his lesson  after which i would take back my sandwhich and offer him half     ps i am not cruel to animals
506636
You run to the nearest hotline and call me. I will swoop down and drag his butt out of the car and get to the bottom of the situation.\nNo task is to small for the mighty "JustHonest"
742409
Yes, I would and laughing I would ask them to PLEASE untie them.  I might even offer cash...LOL
635657
absolutely!\n\ni would help anyone who is humble enough to ask for it and really needs the help...\n\nbut dont you DARE try to act like i owe you something...\n\n"gimme got his neck broke"
925683
why? if it was important, howd ya loose him
609915
let them in cause he needs help on his ranch lol
909070
I like the horse.  For some reason I feel safer on it.  Next would be the high bar.  I love to giant!
539603
Don't worry. No self respecting horse would allow you to remain there long. His friends would laugh at him for the company he keeps. By the way. brush your teeth you have a crap eating grin.
306758
no, i'd catch it, hold it down and then poop on its head.\n\nthat'll learn him.
114589
If you needed help, I would help you...\n\neven if you were drunk\n\nyour religion would not be a factor
998968
I climbed up a tall tree to tie a rope to make a tire swing for my kids.  sitting on the same limb that I tied on the rope, I figured I would do like Tarzan and swing out of the tree.  I jumped, went straight down to be left dangling by one hand with my son saying, Hey mom?  I don't think that worked, did it?
378542
wellmy friend has horses and i say no i say they should be riden for pleasure...when people dont win they get mad and might hurt the poor horse