How does One Conduct a "Bowel Movement"?
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Depends on how fast you want to go and what you eat.\n\nFor instance \nMexican food -- Burning sensation, possible splatter, bowel movement with in 18hrs. I suggest either taking a shower afterward or using baby wipes, you don't want to streak.
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D;hearing,\nbodily function:bowel movement
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There is no rule for frequency of bowel movements, but the general range is from 3 times a day to 3 times a week. Less than 3 movements a week may indicate constipation, and more than 3 watery stools a day could indicate diarrhea.
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that question hurts to read...correct your grammar! i dont say anything in the bathroom personally. when i have to poop i hold it until i have a fee moment in there alone. i pee without care though. if its a stinky poop please flush during the poop.
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during anal sex or fingering it is possible but extremely rare for fecal matter to be left on the penetrating object because fecal matter is normally stored higher in the intestinal track and is pushed lower throught the intestinal track by special muscles when someone is having a bowel movement, hence the straining sensation during some bowel movements.\n\nThe rectal area is home to several types of bacteria however and the penetrationg object should be washed with soap and water when the sexual activity is over.
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Front to back. ALWAYS.\n\nIt's not likely you've get an infection ('cause you aren't female...) if you go back to front, but it's not proper hygene. Your feces should go ELSEWHERE, not closer to your accessible bodily parts.
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First step is to do some stretching exercises as you're going to need to be REALLY flexible.  \n\nImagine being able to bend over and insert your head into your own rectum until you have your entire body in up to your waste.  It's really quite a feat.  \n\nBeyond that, you're home because other than incessant pissing and moaning, there really isn't much else to being a liberal.
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There is nothing like good stool.  Your stool indicates the health of your body.  Following are the identities of a stool from healthy body\n1) Should be pale brown in colour (not black/yellowish)\n2) Should be solid round in shape (not liquid)\n3) Should not be in too many small pieces (normally in few big pieces)\n4) Should float on water (Sinking ones are the previous day stool which your food canal tries to suck back during night)\n5) Ideally it should not stink.  If your food habbit are not normal then it may stink a little bit, but should not be too stinky.\n\nNow to have a smooth bowel movements in the mornings\n1) Eat bananas\n2) Drink lot of water.  Preferrably early in the morning in order to have a smooth bowel movement.\n3) Have date syrup.\n4) Mix one spoon of honey/ lime with a cup of warm water and drink it in empty stomach.
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prune juice..steer clear of medications..they encourage lazy bowels..eat more veges.happy motions to you.
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Yeah, I can get behind a movement for better bowel movements. I'm on your side and I got your backside....wait, I mean back!
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Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
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To push food through your intestines.\n\nSearch Yahoo for peristaltic motion. It should help you understand why.
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How is food carried on through the alimentary canal? Simple.\n\nThrough the process of peristalsis. Peristalsis is crudely defined as the waves of involuntary muscle contractions that transport food, waste matter, or other contents through a tube-shaped organ such as the intestine.\n\nMicrosoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2004. © 1993-2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
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ok the simplest way is to hang a weight if some sort (key dog tag nail ect.) from a string held in your hand, now swing the weight in a circle eather way and think yes, now this direction of travel will be yes now go the oposit way and think no, this direction now will represent no, now for i don't know/ i will not answer, change direction to a back and forth motion so it swings tward you and away, \n\nnow all you have to do is think yes or no questions and remember the direction of travel\n\n\ngood luck
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A good bowel movement is way underrated
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Yes. But it's not true diarrhea. You become so constipated that you become impacted, then what comes out is just liquid that is getting past the impaction. You need to take a laxative that also contains a stool softener and drink TONS of water. If that doesn't work you have to go to the doctor for a manual disimpaction, which is no fun.
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LIFTING YOUR RIGHT LEG A LITTLE, DRAWING IT AROUND THE BACK OF YOUR TORSO, TOE JUST BARELY TOUCHING THE FLOOR IN A LARGE CIRCLE.  AS YOU BRING YOUR RIGHT LEG BEHIND YOU.......YOU POINT YOUR LEFT FOOT FORWARD AS POINTED AND STRAIGHT (OUT FRONT OF YOU) AS POSSIBLE...WHILE BOWING YOUR HEAD TO YOUR SUBJECT AND GRASPING THE CORNERS OF A LARGE PETTICOATED SKIRT, DRAWING YOUR ARMS WIDE TO YOUR SIDE AND OUT.  YOU MUST BOW YOUR HEAD BY TUCKING YOUR CHIN TO YOUR CHEST AND MAINTAIN BALANCE AND GRACEFULNESS. or it won't count.\nClassy