Has anyone used the expression "Hokie Doodles!" ?
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No, but i like it.  May i borrow it?
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I remember the meeting still...Ted Houston came up with that slogan. We had a big debate over whether to present HIS or MINE. My idea, which I feel was more direct, was "You're a skanky ho if you don't wash with Zest!" - I blurted it out in the middle of Teds presentation, and the Zest people hated it SO much, they got me fired from the ad agency.
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"Just when the Caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly" anonymous\n\nI used it once, but its so good, it begged to be used again!!
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Have you ever seen the movie, "Super Troopers"?\nIf so, you'll recognize this and laugh your butt off - if not, you'll still laugh your butt off!\n\nOne day at a family reunion, my sisters and I were seated at a huge dining table, jam-packed with french -speaking canadians....and they are not the quietest folk.... ;-)\nAnyway...My sisters and I were bored silly and decided to have some fun. We initiated a contest between the three of us, to see who could say "meow" mixed into our sentences more.  Examples: "Meow are you Uncle George?"; "Would you pass me the butter meow, please?"; "How meow about that Gators vs Bulldogs game?" etc, etc...\nThe further and further we went with it, the goofier our sentences became! We ended up going on with the "meow bit" for a good hour, (we even had some of the old fogies at the table meowing!) before everyone was laughing so hard, we could meow no more.\n\nI think that's one of my fondest memories...thanks for letting me share!\n\nAahh..yeah. Good times....good times....
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Hahaha - share your pain.  While stranded up in VT over the winter, my guy and I rented a VCR and The Aristocrats to watch back at the hotel (yes, we PAID to use a VCR ick).\n\nWe were enjoying some bubbly and were a bit giddy - yet did not find it the least bit amusing.  At first we thought we were missing something - like there was something inherently funny about it, but we were missing a piece of information about the punchline.  We couldn't finish watching it!\n\nFriends of ours watched it as well and while they found it funny that Bob Sagget was talking so dirtily, there was nothing actually funny about the joke.\n\nIt's too bad, too b/c I would like to have enjoyed it, given all the hype I read about it.
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The one I use: "So,are you really into the paranormal?"
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Lol. Nah I don't think I've ever spoonerized, but I do have a habit of trying to say 2 words at once... like 'fairy dog' when I spoke before having decided whether to say 'furry' or 'hairy'...!\nShake a tower's a good one though...
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It really kind of defeats the purpose if someone else writes it for you.  Wouldn't you feel like a fraud?  Anyway, here you go:\n\nRoses are red\nViolets are blue\nI'm nothing without you\nNothing but poo.
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I learned it this way (I'll use the Buffalos, because that was my high school mascot)\n\n"Everywhere we go-oh (response)\nPeople stop and ask us (response)\nwho we aaaare (response)\nand so we tell 'em (response)\n\nWe're the f***ing buffalos\nthe mighty mighty buffalos"\n\n...and so on..."
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how  about dumbass, or "its dubmass dumbass!!"...i cant think...lol...try again...\nany way, ill write more later
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Pretty funny.Know how to tell the hooker at the Miss USA contest?\n\nHer banner says "I-da-ho"!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\n\nthats all I have to say. I think it expresses the Democratic view at least.
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Me and my husband use the term Flocking to replace f***ing when we are in front of our kids. LOL\n\nMy dad is famous for making up his own words.  So when we are talking and we have nothing else to add to the conversation, we said "ska-hoo-ba-deep".  Yeah I know we are weird...
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Oh. My. God.\nSing it, now...\n\nWinky Dink, and you! Winky Dink, and me! Always have a lot of fun togeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeether! Winky Dink, and you! Winky Dink, and me! We'll be pals in fair or stormy weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather!\n\nI don't remember much more; I must have been very young (born in '62). Although I do remember puzzling over how we were supposed to draw on the screen without getting in trouble.
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i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'\n\nAs Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its @??.\n\nJohnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'\n\nThe next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's @??.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word '@??' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, 'Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed 'em.' (1st ref.)\n\nThe actual joke you're asking about doesn't exist: "The punchline to an infamous joke; the actual joke, however, is unknown and, therefore, only the punchline is used. It's enough." See second reference.
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This is sort of off topic, but my High School mascot was this thing called the "Warm Fuzzy". It essentially was a 6 foot ball with a big smiley face, rainbow striped.\n\nSigh.