What do you call a cow with no legs?
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GROUND BEEF......\n\nWhat do you call a cow with two legs?\nLean Beef
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There are many at your local animal shelter.\n\nMost of them may actually have 4 legs, but it's easy to remove them.
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sounds like a daddy longlegs..but their legs are skinny!!!! the other answer may be correct!!!
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i promise you they sleep standing up. i own horses and have my entire life. sometimes they will rest laying down but most of the time they just rest laying down and sleep standing.  cows are the same way. i PROMISE!!! i own both cattle and horses and have seen them sleeping.
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cattle (cows, pigs, horses, donkeys, poultry), wild boar, different kinds of deer, rabbits, several snakes, certain amphibians, red squirrel, and a whole bunch more.\n\nDefinitely no monkeys.
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no legs. got to open my beer.
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Do you mean the Giraffa camelopardalis?\n\nThe Giraffe is an African even-toed ungulate mammal, the tallest of all land-living animal species. Males can be 4.8 to 5.5 metres (16 to 18 feet) tall and weigh up to 900 kilograms (2000 pounds). Females are generally slightly shorter and weigh less.\n\nThe Giraffe is related to deer and cattle, but is placed in a separate family, the Giraffidae, consisting only of the giraffe and its closest relative, the Okapi.\n\nThe species name camelopardalis (camelopard) is derived from its early Roman name, where it was described as having characteristics of both a camel and a leopard (and perhaps being a hybrid of the two)
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"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." ~Abraham Lincoln\nnice question, i like it!
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assume a spherical cow.
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Hmmm ..... not at all sure what you mean .... do you mean body parts that start with the letter f?   A giraffe doesn't really have "feet" - they have hooves .... you might need to explain what you mean to get better answers.
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Knock knock.\n\nWho's there?\n\nInterupting cow.\n\nInterupting cow--\n\nMoo!\n\nHa ha ha.
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No you get a milk shake silly . If you cut its legs off you get ground beef . Take a way its calf and it becomes decalfinated .If you make it angry with all this , it develops MAD COW DISEASE .
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Animals have bones instead.\n\nHE'S DEAD JIM !!!
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The Cow is a sacred object in India therefore the phrase holy cow..\n\nToledo is a complete dump and needs the blessing of God or else it will turn into hell on earth.\n\nHence the phrases
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You don't need but one bull for about every 30 head of cows; so if you had 100 head of cows, you would only need 3 bulls.  You would only keep the best of your bull calves as a bull, the rest get castrated (and are then called steers)and eventually make it to the grocery store.  Steers are slightly better to feed out for slaughter as they gain weight better than a heifer (a young cow).
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17 ducks and 13 cows\n\n60 eyes means total 30(ducks and cows because both have 2 eyes)\n\nducks have 2 legs so by calculating 17 ducks have 17*2=34 legs\n\ncows have 4 legs and 30-17=13 cows have 13*4=52\n\n52+34=86 legs
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a heifer is a female cow a bull is the male