How do I learn to "Boo" the Ducks???
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I like anaheim too, but my fav team is guess what?? AVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will beat the Ducks, and if you want to cheer both, well, how easy can that be? U can actually live thru a goal scored without being frustrated!!!!
909254
sitting duck strategy.
822575
buy a tape that has the rabbit in destress sounds on it from bass pro lay it down in a field make a blind you can hide behind . foxes coyotes will come out of the wood work looking for a free meal. i had a ball shotting them
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Go to the store..buy several of those pink flamingos. After dark, plant them in a yard that you know is safe. Leave a  sign in the yard that says " You have been flocked by The high school football team" or whatever it is. Leave a note saying that it will cost ten dollars to have flamingos removed by that org. If the home owner wants to have the org. plant it in someone elses yard, one of their choice, it will cost twenty dollars. Most homeowners will pay twenty just to play a joke on their neighbor! It is really fun!! Be sure you go to people that you know!!
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Stuttgart, AR is known as the duck hunting capital of the world.  I have worked in that area during duck and goose season and I could not believe the sheer numbers of waterfowl in the air.  Unless you have a really good eye, hire a guide that can identify species in the air
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The hardest part of running a rubber duckie ranch is keeping the poor little dears from getting too much sun!!  They do melt you know!!  And you have to be careful that they don't get stepped on since they are under most people's radar.  Being short myself I understand this well.\n\nThere are actually several ways you can brand them.  A heated paper clip can work very well.  However, if you don't like them to cry, I find that a permanent Magic Marker is probably the best way to brand them.\n\nNames, names....well, you could call it something like "You're the One" after the song from Sesame Street - "Rubber duckie, you're the one, you make bathtime so much fun."  Or maybe "Duckies'R'Us" or "RD Bar None."  \n\nJust remember that you have to keep them used to being around people so that they are friendly when they go to their new home.  So, spend lots of time with them and encourage your friends and ranch hands to do the same!\n\nGood luck with them!  I know you will find this very rewarding!!  They are such little dears!!!
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How can I resist answering a question about a fictional duck that this person really thinks exists.  You must know that Donald is a very well endowed duck, just as Daisy and any other female duck you should find will tell you, but when a ducks takes a shower the water matts down his feathers and exposes his very large (in Donalds case) johnson.  After he drys off and the feathers fluff back up they provide adequate (although not always) cover.  Donald has cover but he especially has to be careful when slow dancing or watching suggestive movies.  Thank goodness you did not ask about Mickey mouse, he really gets it on with Minnie and even has been known to go both ways with Mighty Mouse, and Goofy what a stud muffin but he has a tendency to like Pluto.  The whole family of cartoon characters has a tendency to be on the wild side, you only see what they want you to see, sort of like the Cleaver family, you know mom wearing pearls to dinner and dad in a sweater vest, but wait till the lights go out and then you can see what happens, how do you think Beaver got his name, Wally was wild too.  Sorry, I digress, I hope that I have answered your question, but please be sure that if you happen to run into Donald, Mickey, Goofy, etc., you just be careful and don't believe a word they say.......
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sadly people is very mean and they do not see all your effort . this is because America is a country where people do not want to learn other languages , so whit this bad attitude they just never know what others go through to learn their language . the same makes so easy for them to never be able to understand and laugh at others .\n\ni also agree whit taking esl classes at a community college . don't let those idiots put u down . they don't even know how to speak correctly their own language .\n\nhere this is what u need :\nAmerican Accent Training: A Guide to Speaking and Pronouncing American English for Anyone Who Speaks English As a Second Language (Paperback) \nby Ann Cook \nu can find it at the book store or u can get it at amazon.com which ever u like and is more convenient to u .\njust so u know this product has 5 stars of five at amazon.com .\n\nnote: thanx u were right about the ducks .
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Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
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why the hell do you anties even bother answering thease questions, Or thats right its to try and provoke us hunters, not working im better than that , so if that makes me better than you then so be it.\nPeople are genraly scared of what they dont understand, ''is'nt that wright folks''\nNow to the morons that say fox and rabbits are not vermin, i bet you have no problem killing a mouse or rat though.\n\nNow to you question, shot gun certificate and bacs membership (British Accosiation for shooting & Conservation) well there is a good start.\nThe way i would tackle this is to jump in your car, witth a pair of benoculars and have a drive around your surounding country side looking for flocks pigeons and the fields they were feeding on, On an evening you could do a similar thing by looking for rabbits (you will only stan a chance of getting permision this way if its plauged with rabbits) Next step find who the owns the land and approach them (during the day) make sure your dressed sensibaly (not cammo gear) Addrres that you have noticed the problem with pigeons and let the farmer know that you know whet your talking about, may be also take an intrest in what he is doing around the farm/land etc. Any farmer who is having problem with pegeons will be more than happy to let you control them, Get you feet under the table first. Same princable with the rabbits, and with foxs, should you get the pemision you seek any farmer will tell you to shoot them. \nThe key to this relys on first impresions when you approach the landowner/farmer\ngood luck\nIf you need anymore addvice just drop me an e mail .\n\nwhat a load  of bollocks about the game licence, A game licence is  requiard in the british isls if you intend to kill game, there not requiard for killing vermin, and whats said about the farmer requiring the info from your game licence, well thats more bollocks.\nFor the people who think fox are not vermin, try looking on the genral vermin list, even the canada goose is now classed as vermin.
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Here's a sure fire, can't miss suggestion for clearing space in the paint - Eat some pork & beans and sour kraut about  2 hours before your game...When the defense bodies up on you down in the post, BLAST 'EM!....and be sure to complain to the ref and blame someone else so you don't get a technical foul called on ya for being technically foul!
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I ask the person or people near by if they heard ducks quacking?!!!\nLOL
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I'm terrified of Canadian geese!  This is ridiculous - I know!
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flash them duckets !!
988597
Just respect their opinion. If you are butting heads use an empathic approach. Put the ball in their court and allow them to problem-solve.
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Start with things like carrots, just to get your behind a bit more accomodating.\n\nThen try some dead gerbils, just so you get used to the feel of the furriness. \n\nThen go for it with the gerbil, remember though, if you panic and squeeze your bumhole, the gerbil will be squeezed to death, it may even burst open and you will have to scoop out bits of gerbil. \n\nHave fun :-)
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Bound's hubby here:\n\nTransition to the hard rubber and then the canvas retrieving dummies. You may want to try some "duck scent" on the canvas dummy. Eventually, you will transition to a fake (then real) duck carcass. \n\nGood luck!