Do you read while you are on the toilet?
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All the time...it's my chance to catch up!!!!  lol
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you should be fine, just try to find a good book to read while you are in the bathroom 12 hours from now.
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Great question! No, really!\nI've heard the bathroom referred to as "the library", "the study", "the office". All great references to a place where you have a reasonable expectation of privacy. But the reading material... ah that is almost sacred. My dad had a magazine basket. He always had a copy of the infamous "Jokes For The John" handy. And of course the latest copy of "Mechanics Illustrated". I learned a lot about mechanical things as a result of that exhaustive literary archive.\nI must admit there is just such a basket in my home now, after all these years. It is filled with old copies of "US" and "People" and "Readers Digest" though. Not the masculine fare I grew up with. The reason? It's not my basket, it's hers!\nSo I guess it really is a cross-gender phenomenon. Don't get me wrong, I do have my favorite reading material. "Jazz Times" is good, "Gourmet" oddly enough. So "what's the perfect companion in times of complete relaxation" you ask? The latest Harley Davidson catalog of course! All the accessories, the chrome, the custom sheet metal kits, the new tachs, the leather bags. Oh, oh! How could life be better? It could not! Fifteen to thirty minutes of privacy and relative silence with a Harley catalog. OH! It's like closing your eyes and waking up in heaven. It's akin to my granddaughter's perception of Disney World. It's Nirvana. It's Shangri-la. It's the Seventh Heaven! It's like being on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise just as Jon-Luc gives the command to "fire all phasers" or "fire proton torpedos, full battle spread". Are you kidding me? It is the very thread of life itself.\nTo not read in the bathroom is, is, is, to not breath the air that sustains life. To withhold the blood that pulses through our veins. To order a tall three-shot latte and pour it out on the ground. It is impossible to even think about! It cannot, indeed, it must not be contemplated. Who are you and what have you done with the real gudrun077?
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I don't think it is possible for a woman to stand facing the toilet to pee.  But hoovering over the toilet (squatting) is very popular in the germ world.  I squat and sit depending upon the situation and what I'm wearing.
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Stay near the bathroom!
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Men like reading while on the throne, cause it's the only place they can get some peace and quiet to do it!!!! lol
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Take off your reading glasses : )
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Anywhere in my house , preferably sitting on the toilet
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funnyjunk.com is awesome.  There's a really funny poem on there about the bathroom.  It's hilarious!
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You can do the stop and think method.  As you read stop and think.  You can stop and ask yourself a questions about what you read, try to relate to the text, etc.
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I do my poty in the toilet.
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Yes, true. Do we also realize that the same thing happens when we flush the toilet after making a bowel movement?
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lol... Do you look at your own poop? I don't know... I guess it's just something that makes us feel human
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Definately not rude.  You're in a restroom.  There are more bodily noises heard in there than anywhere.
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It is relaxing to sit and purge poo while enjoying the intoxicating effects of poo-release and a buzz! As mikey says....Try it, you'll like it!
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Better to read on the toilet than not to read.When the Pharisees accosted Christ because his follower ate with dirty hands,He said they worried over the cleanliness of the out side of a cup while the inside was never cleaned.\nIf Christ is with you,he is with you always not just when you do those things you think will please him.He is there through every good,bad,secret and sinful moment.
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I play yahoo music while anwering yahoo answers and reading funny answers