Courtesy Flush or Vanity Flush?
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A Courtesy Flush.\n\nThis is one of the best reasons to keep off the fats and processed foods. Take plenty of fibre and if that is a problem get a fibre supplement and finally eat a natural yogurt every so often.\n\nGenerally I can use a courtesy flush at the beginning to cover up the noise and evacuate myself all in one go.
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So, what's the question - which is *better* ("better" being an astoundingly common hook in questions on this site)?\n\nWell, feeling chatty, let me take a crack at it:\n\nSeptic\n\nPROS: If a public sewage system isn't available, at least you can still flush your toilet (truly, I can't think of a septic system PRO and I'm on a septic system, so I've given it a lot of thought.\n\nCONS: You have to pay (a lot, lot, lot) to have one built; you have to pay to have them maintained; if they're not maintained properly you will get the fantastic opportunity to build a new one, thereby making your septic construction expense twice its already-high cost; they can't be moved and sometimes they're in the way (toooo baaaaad!).\n\nPublic Sewer\n\nPROS: Hey, it's "free", right? - all you have to pay for is the hookup; usually, if a public sewer is available you'll also have access to city water, thereby forgoing the expense of putting in a well in addition to the septic system.\n\nCONS: They're not free - you *will* be paying higher taxes as public waterworks are very expensive to staff and maintain.
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use the bathrooms in the strip joints
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I prefer to use toilet paper.
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1. If its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down.\n2. Or they are just bragging
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It'd really just a matter of etiquette for the Ball Room\n\nA lady or gentleman should finish their toilet before entering the room for dancing, as it is indecorous in either to be drawing on their gloves, or brushing their hair. Finish your toilet in the dressing rooms. \n\nAlways recognize the lady or gentleman, or the director of ceremonies with becoming politeness: a salute or bow is sufficient. \n\nA lady should always have an easy, becoming and graceful movement while engaged in a quadrille or promenade. It is more pleasing to the gentleman. \n\nA lady should never engage herself for more than the following set, unless by the consent of the gentleman who accompanies her. It is very impolite and insulting in either lady or gentleman while dancing in quadrille, to mar the pleasure of others by galloping around or inside the next set. \n\nIf a gentleman, without proper introduction, should ask a lady with whom he is not acquainted to dance or promenade, the lady should positively refuse. \n\nRecollect, the desire of imparting pleasure, especially to the ladies, is one of the essential qualifications of a gentleman. \n\nLadies should not be too hasty in filling their program on their entrance to the ball room, as they may have cause for regret should a friend happen to enter. \n\nAn introduction in a public ball room must be understood by the gentleman to be for that evening only, after which the acquaintanceship ceases, unless the lady chooses to recognize it at any further time or place. \n\nA lady should not attend a public ball without an escort, nor should she promenade the ball room alone; in fact, no lady should be left unattended.
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warm salt-water flush
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i HATE those auto flush toilets. has society gotten so lazy and germaphobic that they cant use a tissue to flush? \ni can kind of understand it in the handicapped stall, because someone who is disabled may have difficulty flushing\nbut you just gave me another reason to hate the dang things...cameras in there? (shudders at the thought)
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Wax the hell out of your poody.  THat's what I do.  Makes it easier for people to go down town julie brown on.
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When u r having a bowel movement and you flush before u r completely finished, thereby lessening the "shock" value to anyone who might be in "range" or soon to come after u!
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limpie un toliet con un chorro de agua is flush a toliet. Rubor is flush.
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LOL, this is something I had to accept as a wife.  It happens.  So keep a candle in the bathroom, light it asap and put it on the ledge of the tub.  Then courtesy flush as often as possible.
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squat and still use a seat cover, never poop anywhere other than home. Public restrooms no matter how clean are gross. Unless it's like a very nice building at work where you always see janitors around the clock.
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flush toilet.... I did not come up with this one. Recently, I went to a campus performance of stand up comedian Bengt Washburn and he did a whole piece on how often this awesome invention gets overlooked in our lives.
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Charmin FreshMates, There made for adults, Toilet paper doesn't get you clean enough.\n\nWhat could be better than clean? A cleaner clean! Designed\nwith you in mind, Charmin® Fresh Mates are flushable, premoistened adult wipes that offer a cleaner clean than\ndry alone. And with the Charmin FreshWash™ gentle cleanser, Charmin Fresh Mates are perfect for everyday use.
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I just love to clean toilets. I don't know what is about doing this menial chore,  but it just bowls me over. I love to go with the flow. There is nothing more rewarding than seeing a well scrubbed toilet. It makes me flush with excitement. Some people just give me the brush off when I share this with them, but it all evens out in the end. Dirty toilets are a pet peeve of mine. It is such a waste. I don't spent a lot of time doing it, just four, oh, nine minutes.
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that question hurts to read...correct your grammar! i dont say anything in the bathroom personally. when i have to poop i hold it until i have a fee moment in there alone. i pee without care though. if its a stinky poop please flush during the poop.