stupid and funny things to write in my personal add?
602419
wanted:\nA tall well-built woman with good\nreputation, who can cook frogs\nlegs, who appreciates a good fuc-\nschia garden, classical music and tal-\nking without getting too serious.\nBut please only read lines 1,3 and 5.\n\nPS-i didnt write this myself i got it off the internet isnt it funny!!!!:)
378808
post scriptum.  its basically an outdated term for 'oh, i left something out, let me add it on now!!!!'
276782
try amishdonkey.com which has some email pranks and some other sites u could check out are http://www.mrfreefree.com/free_internet_services/various_pranks.html and http://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/links/otherpranksites.php
1100700
u could just write 1 up on ur word prosessor
564166
http://flamingtext.com\ni used to use this before i started doing it myself.\npretty good site
306566
Laugh Out Loud.\nFor details refer : \nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lol\nhttp://www.computerhope.com/jargon/l/lol.htm
413323
you could just copy and past into wordpad and print it that way p.s. when you give a person a best answer comment then you will earn 3 pts so it would be nice to help a brother out
769839
This is very personal. Write anything that you sincerely feel and he'll like it. \nOk, to give you ideas, write congratulations on his achievement and that you're sure he will have many more in the future. That you're proud of him, adore him, for his hard work but especially by his big heart. That you're happy for him and for many people that he will help.\nActually you don't need to write with fancy words, just be yourself and I'm sure he'll be happy.\nBtw, Congratulation for your family. :)
235561
try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
96051
There are sites for free stuff. But not any company you want. If you want something in particular, bad enough, you could try sending them a letter. You'd have to be creative, such as humorous, a hard luck story, etc.
792634
Go to netscrap.com.  There's a lot of hilarious stuff there.  Also, engrish.com is very funny.
134587
What about having some fun and inscribing something like this on it...\n\n"If found, please return to <<your name>>."\nOR\n"If found, please return to my loving owner <<your name>>."
368227
Write about what you know. Don't get too outrageous or write about things you've never seen or places you've never been.
792839
you should write it on skateboarding or chickens
684595
no, please tell me how to post it?
781676
ok here are a few i deas\n1. tell a funny story from childhood\n2. write about an embarrasing moment for example i was in gym one time and my bra was qa liitle small iguess and it snapped and fell on the floor!\n3. write about going on a cruise andgetting strandeed on an island\n4. write about a tradgedy like youu car exploding.\nhope i helped!
209948
Well, don't write your address or phone number do many weirdos out there..just write about what you like to do..your hobbies...places you've been...interesting people you know...if you have kids..if your married, single...things like that...