a good word to make fun of someone with?
599488
I need more context.  What's the backstory?\n\nI'm panting to help.....\n\nOk, try coprolite or use coprolitic as an adjective.\n\n(Fossilized excrement)
997231
You could try turning the joke into a compliment!\neg. Is THAT what you are wearing?.......Good, cos you look great in it - but then you always do! (the second remark stops any comeback!\n\nThere are some things that you cannot give the right answer to:\nDoes my bum look big in this? (you mean it does in other things)\nWhich outfit should I wear? (what's wrong with the other outfit? You liked it last time I wore it)\nWhat colour suits me best? (so I don't look good in.....?)\n\nTact is always the best policy.   If she does look dreadful, just say something like 'You look very nice but I always fancy you most when you in the blue dress'.\n\nIf you don't learn to say nice things, it will cost you a fortune in flowers!\n\nHope the advice helps!
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1)The people shouldn't be that mad b/c:\nPrep- Not really an insult. Basically a label.\nWhore- Okay that's mean.\n2)All you have to say is that you didn't call her that. Then you should ignore those people. You have your own friends.\n3)By tommorrow everyone will be talking about the next big gossip.
351858
Laughing\nMy\n@ss\nOff
123350
sounds like one that the guys in my family would enjoy but at the same time, one that would make me want to hit my boyfriend for saying!  A little too racist for me, so you would definetly want to be careful who you tell it to!
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
484056
fat\nlonely\ndepressed\nfunny
725433
How about...\nPsycho\nCranial Crack Monkey\nJizz-Guzzling Gutter Slut\nSabre-Toothed Crotch Critter\nIgnoramous (I once called someone 'ignorant' she replied with an indignant, "I do not ignore people!" I just kinda chuckled and said, "I rest my case.")\nCheeto-Snorter\nDoorknob\nMuggle/Squib Lacking in the Magic of Common Sense\nButt-For-Brains\nBonehead\n[what a] Maroon\nHare-Brained\nSquirrel-Brained\nDoofus\nGoofus\nDork\nJizzard\nHomo-Idioce\nIdiot\nGoon\nDingbat\nA$$hole\nB!tch\nF^ckwad\nP!ssant\nand, my personal favorite, Moron.\n\n\nHow are these? Something for everyone.
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Say a good funny memory about the person - something that people can laugh or go "aww" without embarassing your friend. Something unique (could be incident or personality) that you think others want to know about your friend.
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sure!! \n\nusername: you must\npassword: be joking\n\ngood luck!
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Tongue in cheek\n\nSaid kiddingly, perhaps with sarcasm, as a sort of joke.
645761
They have something called "slang." Such as pwned for owned which means to defeat an enemy easily. And "lol" for laugh out loud. Is this what you wanted?
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LOL. laugh out loud.\nLMAO laughing my assss off.\nLMFAO. laughing my fu... asss off.\nOMG oh my god.\nand theirs heaps more.
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CANTCU. \nYou can report me also. \nYou are a Fucking  twat of the highest calibre. \nBy the way a twat is an insult.
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
979776
It could be just a random insult with no implications, but if there is an implication, it would be that of a lazy, useless, self-centered person who lives off of others, exploiting their patience, love and what not; using them, in a word. Think fleas on a cat/dog: they just suck the animals' blood and live like that, not contributing anything to the animal, only feeding on them and irritarting them.
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Tell her she's being mean. Try and aviod saying the B word to her.