You just went crap and then you noticed that you were out of toilet paper.......?
611095
I wouldnt wipe at all. I would put on my pants and run to the interview.
942190
Do you need to poop? I'm just saying.....
1015491
speaking for myself...No I dont take a dump....I go to the restroom and make a poopie!!    stupid guestion really but oh well okay...
487011
Okay you asked for it. You know when you sit on the toilet to poo? well do that but in your pants. When you feel a mushy senstation and smell what you ate yesterday you know that you have succesfully pooped yourself.
944000
take a look at the skid marks!! DO YOU WIPE?????\n\nI feel sick now............ thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
707955
OMG .... I think I peed my pants a 'lil bit, gotta go check ... thanks a lot!! :)
790407
Me sa think you screwed.  Me sa think you need an enema.
775808
We were at a hotel having a party and I was real drunk.  After several rounds of quarters I felt it was time to make some room in my stomach, if you know what I mean.  Anyway while I was in the bathroom I began to feel hot so I started to strip and throw toilet water all over me, I mean on my face in my mouth it makes me sick to even think about it.  YUCK........
672530
here i sit broken-hearted\ntried to shit and only farted
358096
The poop disappeared without you flushing the toilet?  There's only one explanation:  the Poop Fairy took it.  Look under you bath mat for the quarter she leaves.
275062
on night when i was drunk i needed to go to the bathroom but i was too drunk to gett here so my best friend took me and she just turned around while i was doing it. theni said that i was done and when she turned around the whole floor was wet and i still flushed the toilet thinking i did it in the tiolet....the next morning it was hilarious.
163667
Depends - did you take a laxative?
1155719
you start to feel fuuny inside and crap yourself
221393
Dunk your head in the toilet repeatedly lol
380125
Hopefully you're getting up and taking it to the toilet!
757857
My wife does the same thing, but not to that extreme. Yes, it was funny the first hundred times but occasionally it gets old.I had to tell her to give it a rest and she understood. Now she hides the toilet paper from me. listen to me, sweetheart. YOU CAN"T WIN. No matter what you do.
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you musta been drinking some bad stuff...LMAO