should i wipe front to back or back to front.?
612713
front to the back cuz you would just have a shitty p.ussy
719682
I would use my sleeve or my skirt...but then I always wear long sleeves and a skirt. Toilet paper maybe?
220970
when you have to wipe your ass over and over
574823
That's kinda disgusting. It's funny if you don't wipe your ass. Even leaving like a booger on it would be funny.
782558
Nobody's talking about what you wipe your butt with Alyssa..you dumb ass. The question was how do you prefer your toilet paper rolled. And you obviously cared because you took the time to answer.
202230
stupid question first.  Second I would recommened you stop picking your butt..what are you hoping to find up there?  And maybe washing your hands afterwards if you just have to go searching there.
532534
be nice if you poo flush twice :D
481447
You need to \nA: get a very personal wax & \nB:  wipe yourself better.
70907
The consistency of your stool (poop) is based on what you've eaten.  Solid poop requires less wiping.  That's the *bottom" line about wiping.  ; )
525152
Ok.. how badly do you want to clean up?  Use any kind of paper type item available, like seat covers?  If there is no one around, duck into another stall?  You could always use your underwear and throw it in the trash and go "commando"?  I think that'd work better for a man, we women have small satiny panties..I can't see that working too well for us.
1056203
If you are in a public place you turn off the faucets with the paper towel you use to dry your hands. If you are at home, you are O.K. because you know those faucets are clean. If you are at someone's home, use the towel you dried your hands on. \n\nI think every bathroom in homes should have paper towels and not cloth towels.
221612
The toilet paper in my opinion needs to come off the top, otherwise you are always searching for it hanging back in the back. But to solve your problem either use separate bathrooms where you can each have the toilet paper like you want or hang up two rolls next to each other in the bathroom you share, or one of you will need to decide to put aside your wishes for the other's toilet paper happiness.  If this is the worst of your problems then you two must have a terrific relationship. Congratulations! =)
312738
i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
1147677
First, don't panic, just keep doing what you were doing.\n\nSecond, you have been doing this all of your life, it should not be that hard to figure out what you need to do, shake it or wipe it, depending on your position.
896550
Just squat. Make sure you have some kleenex handy to wipe afterwards.
1112198
LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......
14999
Yeah, a bleach+water mix should be good.  Spray, let sit, then wipe down.