why do we fart? why do i fart more than usual these days?
600591
during digestion the body produces gas and if you don't fart you'll be in alot of pain, that's one reason why babies cry alot is because they have gas
865563
My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
475486
Heck no, reason being is the dog's farts are much worse than mine! Don't you just love to go to the supermarket and find an empty aisle, let one rip and take off...wait for the little old lady to wheel her cart into that aisle and then come back and make sniffing sounds and give her a dirty look? Oh well, farts are a fascinating subject.
626995
yes, it is ,the release of gas built up in your system  is important  to release as nature intended --- all this talk of it being impolite is killing us. colon rectal cancer, ulcers any number of gastrointestinal problems can be linked to not farting when the  need presents itself .no matter where you  are you should freely pass gas and remind people that you are only doing what is natural.
399265
i don't know, i've never been in this situation.  my boss and i frequently have farting contests because we are both so gassy.  i walk into his large office and rip a nice one and let it hang there for a while, at least until i can smell it, then i just leave.  then he saunters into my cube and rips a nice one, let's it linger, and then just leaves.  i'm not sure what the score of our battle is, but i've got to be beating him.  his toots come out little and whimpy, and although mine pass through my sphincter somewhat wet, they are always large and billowy.
525239
Your a pretty fart smeller arn't you?  Try walking around on your feet instead of your hands, it will get your face up and out of the affected zone more.
377746
vibration of the spincter muscle there, which allows, well, stuff to pass out at will and not uncontrollably! a fart is a pretty powerful thing!
1064360
Generally guys fart more than girls. I heard that this is due to the fact that girls can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure!! \n\nOk.... maybe its also that we have more  ladies than gentlemen, but as a general rule, gas trapped  in the body can come out as a fart or a burp depending on where it is at that moment, and it is not only methane. Sometimes whem you swallow your food or drink with a lot of air, you also get good old air in your tummy, and that can result in burps or farts.\n\nExact quantum would depend on the size of the body. Imagine that a skinny 90pounder would store less gas than a 250pound person.
452584
we all do it the same amount of time's. chic's are just better at hiding it most of the time. get into a serious relationship and you'll find out!\n\nMy wife used to leave the room to fart when we first got togeather alas she nolonger does this.
669773
why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
951976
A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.  I'm not sure if the actual fart knows where it came from, but the turd apparently does, if it's screaming to get out.
978485
U SHOULD STOP EATING THINGS THAT MAKE U FART AND IF U REALLY NEED TO FART JUST WALK OUT SIDE COMELY SO PEOPLE WONT THINK ITS U
1027785
Because women aren't supposed to fart, so we think. It's not feminine. But...\n\nyou answered my question about salicylic acid and it was great really--I think you solved what was going on there. But since you say you are smart in the chemistry field, can you tell me what I can do to make the burn go away? I cried my head off about it all ths morning. Please, I'll post another question so you can answer there if you can. I would VERY MUCH appreciate it.
938767
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
1001303
i fart under my blanket and then put my head in to smell! actually i do that most of the time... and i like it!
538227
Lots of protein in your diet will cause you to fart a lot. Eggs have tons of protein. So, maybe.
97122
easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(