Can you teach a new dog old tricks?
601278
maybe....but can you lure more honey with flies?
963086
Bound's hubby here:\n\nI took my Lab pup to a rifle match with me when she was about 5 or 6 months old, and had her on the firing line while I was scoring (and yes, she was on a leash!). She just flopped down between two riflemen as I was scoring, and turned to look at each one as they fired at the 600 yard line. She never flinched, but seemed happy as a pig in crap! \n\nIf you are local to some form of shooting range, take your pup to it when there is shooting ... if he/she is a decent gun dog, your pup will not be afraid of the reports, and you should not even have to go the expense of a training pistol!\n\nGood Luck!
1075272
Here's one for police work:  http://www.tombrenneman.com/\n\nHere's a page of places that do guide dog training:  \n\nhttp://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Disabilities/Support_and_Assistance/Service_Dogs/Guide_Dogs/Organizations/\n\nGood Luck
438001
animals lack intellegence from my experiences !! however i been doing this model on animal behaviour it claims that animals have two ways of thinking !!\ninnate behaviour (which is genetically inhereted) like a spider is born knowing how to build a web ...etc\nand learnt behaviour (which is obviously learnt): this is what u can teach to an animal like training a dog to respnd to a type of whistle ...etc this varies in animals and more animals are able to learn more/ or less than others !! but intellegence, there is no intellegence there i tihnk. you wouldnt one day wake up and see ur cat has used ur laptop to browse the net and had just regestired on a monthly phone price plane with vodafone and payed using your debit card if u know what i mean
538710
Depends on how still the dog is. If it's a puppy then you are  probably doing some work.
428092
Move your little enterprise to the country. You can do your dirty deeds in secret. The fresh meat is a good thing. How can you pass that up! All i can say is, if you can't move it, pup and kaboodle, just turn up your Nugent CD.
517432
Give your dogs away now.  Learn to control yourself. Avoid temptation.
185795
You can buy the video from Command performance dog training and learn how.
677053
Keep him for yourself. I've heard a lot about how terrorists make great pets. You can train them to fetch, roll over, sit and play dead. They're REAL good at playing dead.
50278
Outfit each with a shocking collar like the ones used to train bird dogs.  Adjust the shock for the medium setting.  Hand the shock controller to the other guard at the beginning of the shift.\nI doubt that this is legal, but it would work.
1102757
yeah but you have to train  them first. make sure you get a young one, those are easier to train.\n\nthe tasks you want them to do have to be simple, cause the sheep dont have thumbs
221449
Not really. You can get them to do what you want them to do with some sort of "tricks", but for the most part, you really can't train them in the sense you can train a mammal (or bird for that matter.)
1133467
Take it to a kennel or buy a cage and keep it in there.  Next time she asks tell her no!!!  When she picks the dog up, give her a dog training book!!  Maybe she'll get a clue!!
1133249
Teach him your amazing moves.
180600
no and you shouldnt he may end up learning new positions
575075
Train the thing.  You're gonna have to live under the same roof with the dog, so you might as well as make comfortable and teach the dog how to be.  You love your wife, so give her that...
1004459
Alcohol, marbles, chess pieces, light bulbs, bullets, spoons, dogs, your neighbor, etc. Maybe you should look in the pet isle for food that you CAN feed it. Also feed it a variety of vegetables and fruit if they like it.