can you tell me an original joke, that's not dirty....?
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and \nwere giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the \nman realized that the next day he would need his wife \nto wake him at 5:00 AMfor an early morning business flight. \nNot wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), \nhe wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." \nHe left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the \nman woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his \nflight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened \nhim when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, \n"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
374470
THIS JOKE IS CALLED GREEN, PINK, AND YELLOW...\n\nTHERES THIS FOREIGN GUY NAMED PABLO..ANDS HE'S JUST CHILLIN IN HIS APARTMENT..AND HERE'S HIS STORY:\n\nTHE PHONE GOES GREEN, GREEN, GREEN. I PINK UP THE PHONE AND SAY, "YELLOW, THIS IS PABLO."\n\nTHIS JOKE GETS ME EVRYTIME...LOL
1181097
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
766571
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
761678
hahaha......I wanted not to read this joke, since, it is captioned for the lady's. Just because, it is from the Hedgehog, I read it........\n\nA clean and cute joke.........just keep hogging.........lol
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
849868
heheheheeh........hoooooooooohoooooooooo\nmindblowing joke..................awesum................nicejoke
877101
LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
607990
http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.html\n\nThis web site has many clean blonde jokes. I hope it helps!
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
790952
Ha Ha Ha....Pretty  old joke!!! Still as fresh as New Born Baby !! Yes ! This is one of my favorite joke and i Often use it in my 'Ventriloquism' Show its more than 20 years now !!! This one is undoubtedly my favorite and I always liked it !!!
434718
Joke is verygood,\nbut i rate it 8 of 10.\nbut what if a boy is born is my question???
785936
Oh sh*t, you've got some good ones.  Thanks!  You're a 10 in the joke department.
572903
You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
902700
That joke is not funny.