woman only!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
594679
My boyfriend is big to but he just plays with me and gets me so turned on then he slips it in the wrong hole, once it is in there it is great!!! I like it better that way now than the regular way. IF that dont help tell her you will clean the house for a week that might help. GOOD LUCK!
1052957
It is perfectly safe for both parties, if you use a condom!! It can be very uncomfortable for a woman if you dont take it easy. If it is painful, stop! Im my opinion, it can be a very pleasurable experience, if you are relaxed enough.
188446
It depends on the woman. I never did it for anybody. I didn't even do it for my husband until we were married for about a year. Now I do it because I enjoy doing it for him.
498490
Absolutely.  Some women never experience it.  Some women experience severe symptoms, both mentally and physically.
785924
WOW I am so sorry....never heard of a woman not liking her breasts touched...Did something happen to her when she was younger???_
236760
Not if you're single!!!
689202
As a woman I prefer without as it feels better and looks good too, for men its fine to have some, as long as you wash/shower every day there shouldnt be a problem whatever you choose to do
698242
This is hilarious!  So, this woman I know <snicker> heard about your posting, and she fits all of your qualifications.  She asked me to send this back on her behalf:\n\nYou must:\n\n-Have perfectly groomed, soft, thick hair, never going more than two weeks without a haircut, and never going bald, even at the temples.  No, you may not use Rogaine or get hair plugs.\n\n-Remain perfectly groomed facially, with no five o'clock shadow EVER.  No moustache, no goatee (unless on a whim I want you to grow one so I can see what it looks like, and then shave it immediately when I become sick of it).\n\n-Have a gorgeous face, such that you could model, but not be metrosexual in the least.  No plucking your eyebrows!\n\n-Be at least 6 feet tall and no more than 6'5"\n\n-Weigh no more than 190 pounds and no less than 170, with a perfect 6-pack stomach, a nice ass, and developed calves.\n\n-Have straight white teeth\n\n-Shave your balls and trim the hair around your genitals to no more than 1/4"\n\n-Have at least a 7" penis (limp).  Girth isn't as important, because I am tight as a gnat's ass.\n\n-Be at least 20 and no older than 28\n\n-Never be in my presence unless you smell good\n\n-Never eat onions or garlic and drink lots of pineapple juice (I always swallow if the man is worthy, and can take up to 8 inches down to the balls).\n\n-Have your own apartment or house\n\n-Never fart or burp, and never take a dump when I am at your house.\n\n-Never have bad breath.\n\n-Never do drugs, never smoke, and never be drunk in my presence.\n\n-Never gamble\n\n-Obtain or be working on an advanced degree\n\n-Pay all your bills on time\n\n-Have an excellent credit rating, and the potential to make a great deal of money.  Never borrow money from me.\n\n-Have a nice car (late model, with a great stereo system)\n\n-Not be an a**hole, selfish, controlling, jealous, loud, rude, or otherwise obnoxious\n\n-Be able to hold a decent conversation on topics that interest me, and be clever enough to make me laugh regularly.\n\n-Be able to dance\n\n-Eat pu$$y as often and for as long as I want, sometimes even if that's all I want.\n\n-Hug me and kiss me, massage me and rub my feet, do my toenails for me, with no expectation that any of this will lead to sex.\n\n-Never suffer from erectile dysfunction\n\n-Never cum until I have at least once\n\n-Have a deep, sexy voice\n\n-Take me to dinner at nice restaurants at least once a week\n\n-Take me shopping with your credit card once in a while, letting me spend up to $500.00\n\n-Never, ever cheat or compare me to other women\n\n-Not expect me to cook for you unless I want to.\n\n-Clean your own damn house\n\n-Never expect me to do your laundry, but if I choose to as a favor, reward me with flowers and a few mind-blowing orgasms\n\n-Accept me for who I am\n\n-Not play games.\n\nIf you can fulfill these expectations, let me know, and you may be allowed to contact her.\n\n:-)\n\n**Edit--Well, you know how it is.  If you can't fulfill all areas, it's the same as not fulfilling any of them.  Good luck!
700665
Im a guy but trust me..i will never force a woman to do anything like that.  I know many women dont tell anyone about it though in fear that the guy will come back and do it again.
465053
ewwwwwwwwwwwww............TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
688934
Slurp her Suzy?  You should get 10 points for making me laugh so hard at that comment.  I thought I'd heard them all.  I've met very few women who don't enjoy it, & those who say they don't often have had bad experiences, or are very self-conscious about their netherregions.
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I went in a womans restroom once...sat down and took a nice heavy dump!!!As I chilled for a moment-I thought to myself "wow that person that just sneezed sounds like a chic & why does everyone in here sound like they're wearing high hills?"then it occured to me that I didn't remember seeing any mens p!ssing stalls when I stormed in at first!!!That's when I froze and tried to figure out how the hell am I gonna get out of here unnoticed-for some reason women kept coming in & out all of a sudden...that served me right for taking a long dump!!!Eventually,I managed to escape after 15 minutes of funk!!!After that horrible waiting experience I came to a conclusion--women can talk just as perverted as men or worse & some of them don't wipe...nor do all of them wash their hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Which reminds me of another story of when I was licking this one girls fingers...........I'll save that for another day!
942178
In terms of what you are talking about I would have to say yes. The things that happen to the females body during that time do cause the woman to exert some false feelings.
844608
You're probably just fine - a woman's clitoris swells from the rush of blood flow to the area, just like a guy's penis swells.  It's perfectly natural. :)
975159
ouch!!!!!!!! I'm not sure, the only thing I can think of is it may please the woman differently than normal.... Outside of that, I cant see of any other thing it would do!
40289
Are you a Man or Woman? Pics please!
687614
Let's not forget our legs too.  I can't stand myself if this doesn't get done.  I can't help but feel disgusting.  Is is necessary??? You know, I'd really like to find out when in society this became what woman "had to do."  How come men aren't required to keep their legs soft and smooth too???  And you know, a guy's armpit can be the most disgusting thing to be near, especially in the summer months.  As far as I can see it's just another double standard as to what's good for women and what's good for men.