please tell me a joke or riddle and if its funny ill choose it as best answer and give you points!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is a bit rude and i mean no offence if any is caused\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwhat do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking\n\nslow down and use a lubricant
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once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
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LOL!\n\nThat is SO funny!\n\nLOL!
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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lol....i answerd that one....\nthat was funny though!
872517
funny. thank you, i just heard the worst three jokes of my life but you saved me from sorrow. I appreciate it lol.
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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two points very good (joke)
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LOL.  LOL. LOL.\n\nAnother Good One!
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
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Muahhahhhahhahahahahahah!  That's a good one.\n\nI guess some of you don't realize this is a joke?
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:-D\nFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)