Which false belief concerning the Christian faith is the funniest?
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The idea that the Bible was rewritten is definitely the most common, though none of them is entirely amusing.\n\nPeople actually think that the Bible was written once with hundreds of Gospels and then parts were "torn out" by various religious leaders to satisfy their needs.  It's rediculous.  "The Bible" was organized once, and only once, to provide the most consistant group of texts so that people could have an idea of Jesus that didn't contradict itself.\n\nSure, there were many Gospels written by many different people that gave different views of Jesus and a few Jewish texts that were not included in the original version, but that does not mean that the Bible was changed over time.\n\nAlso, gays will burn in hell is a good one.  I've had religion teachers, devout Catholics, and Priests tell me that line.  Oh, and one obviously homosexual decon tried to tell a full church that once.
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88.3% of statistics are made up on the spot, including yours.\n\nThe NT is nowhere near accurate. The differences are enormous and range from mistranslations to complete fabrications.\n\nTry taking another look...\n\nPaul vs. Jesus: http://www.wordwiz72.com/paul.html\nFabricated proof texts: http://www.karaites-usa.org/Responding_To_Missionaries/refuting_christian_proof_texts.htm\nPaul's invention of Christianity:\nhttp://wadee3.5u.com/Paul.htm\n\nThe list goes on...\n\nEven if it were accurate, there's nothing unique about a  half-man half-god born-of-a-virgin "saviour", there were several walking around during that period of history, e.g. Romulus and Remus, Perseus, Zoroaster, Mithras, Osiris-Aion, Agdistis, Attis, Tammuz, Adonis, Korybas, and Dionysus.\n\nThere were also plenty of Jewish Messiahs at that time, many of whom found themselves in opposition to Rome and on a cross as a result.\n\nDoes any of this sound familiar?\n\nYou could also say 99.5% of The Lord of the Rings is accurate, but it's still a fiction. Seems to me you're looking in all the wrong places for all the wrong reasons.\n\nAlso have you considered that maybe it's only .5% of your brain that is rational, the other 99.5% lives in fantasyland?  I think that's just as likely, dont you?
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Chaos theory dictates that if the whole world was christian, then a new religion would emerge.  being christian is believing that the "phone game" about god has been true for over 6000 years.  Silly if you ask me.  It is a simple concept that is learned in American Kindergarten.  The phone game lies in as little as 30 seconds... well there are a lot of seconds in 6000 years, and you treat the bible as historical fact?  Who is the non-believer now?
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Neither.  The Anti-Christ is not something to poke fun at. I wouldn't mock the cruelest and greatest deciever ever on earth unless I was absolutely certain that he would never come.\n\nAll of the Biblical prophecies that were supposed to have been fulfilled up to this point have happened.  What if the antichrist does come?  Would you want him to find out that you had mocked him?\n\nThe prophecies related to the End times and the Tribulation can be found in the Bible.  Most of them are in the books of Revelation and Daniel.  Much of it is difficult to read, but there are many guides to these books which can be found in your local Christian bookstore.\n\nEdit: To reality\nAll historians (secular and religious)admit that the man Jesus Christ did exist and that he came under the circumstances the bible said that he would and that the bible is a historically accurate depiction of his life up to the crucifixion.  The question non-christian historians have not answered is wether Jesus was an ordinary man, a prophet, or the son of God.  Christian Historians accept that Jesus was the son of God and that he rose from the dead on faith.
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The one who doesn't believe in Christ Jesus.
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The joke seems to be on several levels.\n\nThen again, I regard christianity as a huge joke that stopped being funny by the time of Constantine. It has no internal consistency and rests on bases that are completely wrong.\n\nBut I do suspect the site is really by some christian nut, with more humor than most, but still an intolerant bible thumping Jack chick style evangelical, basically, the worst kind, those who swear by Jesus, without understanding his messsage, or the fact he did not need to be the Messiah to bring it to us.
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Cause Christianity itself is a hoax,\nA farce and a false religion,\nYou want to uphold truth, but start with telling lies to your kids about Santa,\nJesus never said he is the physical son of God anywhere in the bible, But you made God his Father,\nThen you inducted a medium called the holy ghost and made a three in one,\nThen you say we are Gods Children but we have no direct access to him for redemption, \nWe have to confess our sins to yet another sinner as if God cant hear us direct,\nSee what the Bible also says about peace, and no doubt christians are so hypocritical in nature, talk peace and wage wars,\n"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)\n "This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass .... And Saul ... utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword." (1 Samuel 15:3,7-8)\n "The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)\n "A curse on him who is lax in doing the LORD's work!A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10)
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Davenci code can prove that Christianity is not true
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I love the wonderful reparti in the Sermon on the Mount in which Jesus says of people who do things in public that they already have their reward. Jesus had a wry sense of humour.\n\nIn the Book of Jonah, God's gentle dealing with Jonah after he was made to warn Nineveh - where Jonah decided to sulk under a plant, and God withered the plant, after which God gently chides Jonah telling him that he just saved a hundred thousand people... that betrays a unique and finely tuned sense of humour.
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Yes.You are christian.You are not supposed to have a sense of humour
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Making fun of a bald prophet...\n\nHey, it's in the book...\n\nIsn't it interesting that a Buddhist can recognize a Biblical allusion while several Christians cannot?
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The trouble with parodying Christian fundamentalists is that the reality is every bit as bad as the parody... in fact, probably worse!  :-/
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Christianity cant even believe itself, this is why there's an Old and New Testiment.
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very important.  laughter is the best medicine (which by the way is a scientific fact; true science proves the Bible once again!)
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A "false religion" is any religious belief or activity that threatens the foundations of one religion over another. For instance, when one religion feels as though its power, presence, and fellowship may be affected by some other sort of belief system, then it is in the best interest of that religion to label this threatening belief as a "false religion". By doing so, that religion can keep its followers from questioning belief systems that are held by its leaders and maintain its grip upon them. Labeling any viewpoint as "false" by an authoritarian, persuades the follower to abstain from considering all points of view and making decisions on thier own. To further redeem power over individuals who may wonder about alternative viewpoints, many religious leaders will make it clear to followers that there is some sort of extremely negative consequence if one even investigates whatever that leader has deemed to be a "false religion" (i.e.- thinking about the claims of so called "false religions" will result in a person being persecuted by a god).
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Well, what a special story. You set Christianity back at least 50  years.  I can picture the Christians rolling their eyes back now. LMAO.
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It has shown me that truths mixed with lies make up the most devious of untruths, more difficult to spot the actual inaccuracies. I grew up a Catholic but when I opened my eyes and began to actually study the word of God I ran like heck from that church, repented of my sins became baptized in the remission of sin and by the grace of god hope to continue in the faith until that glorious day that I meet my creator.