Who can impress me the most?
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Joke\n------\n\n4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. Then the fourth High school dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...---\n\nHighschool Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!\n\nHighschool Dude 2: Really? My son's made me proud to. He's became so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.\n\nHighschool Dude 3: Even my son got rich to. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yatch and plane.\n\n---The fourth Highschool Dude comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.---\n\nHighschool Dude 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.\n\nHighschool Dude 1: What a shame.\n\nHighschool Dude 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yatch, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends
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if you need to impress her maybe she is not right for you, someone who cares about you will be impressed because they see how special you are.
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Best is ask that person
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who actually has done the most for you??
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Whichever one you like the most and are BEST at doing.
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hmmm...I think you are much prettier than any of those listed.  However, if I am forced to choose from the list, I would have to say Beyonce.
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Jonny Wilkinson, hands down. He's got the looks *and* the skills. Check out the cover of his autobiography:\n\nhttp://images.amazon.com/images/P/0747242763.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg\n\nThere's also some decent snaps on his official site:\n\nhttp://www.timesonline.co.uk/section/0,,7994,00.html
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Deffo has to be Glyn!! He totally rocks!! :)\nGlyn to win! Wow it rhymes! hehehe!
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to impress me you need 1) to be employed { anywhere, income is income} 2) style {do your thang, be you. } 3) good to your mama! 4) you ain't gotta go to church, but have some kind of religion. 5) be able to dance, +++++ 6) Even if you can't carry a tune in a bucket, be able to fit musical lyrics in everyday conversation. 7) Never get caught letting your eyes wonder. 8) Flowers die, candy makes you fat, so take me for a walk. 9) Show just enough public affection. 10) Be a good kisser.
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A Fake guy a liar I hate that.Just be REAL be yourself. Don't try to impress me. Just be nice to me. Have some sense about yourself and just treat me with respect.Be able to have a real conversation and be respectful and that will impress me.
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No doubt ma ! I just happen to be the "finest"\n\nShoot ya boy an email ya heard!
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Just do your job well. Result usually speaks best for yourself so if you do a great job, it will be the best way to impress your employer.
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f-uck him and show him how strong u can be
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i would be flattered n try to find out who the guy is.
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any trait that's good about me!
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oh baby she WILL get turned out trus me on dat one
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"Best" is relative...\nJust pick mine!