What is the funniest line (trashtalk) you've heard on the Basketball court?
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-get your backpack im taking u to school!!\n-u can build a brick house with all those bricks!!\n-if ur gonna play against me make sure there is a doctor so that when i break ur ankles u will have fast help\n- ur so fat when u set a screen its not a screen its a road block!!
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BINGO!!!! it is definately the funniest one i have ever heard and not b/c its mine i swear. anyone wanna explanation? i wil give it if you want, its really funny.
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WHO CARES, ALL I GOTTA SAY IS......\n\nMIAMI HEAT BASKETBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...\n\nALL YALL HATERS NEED TO BOW DOWN\n\nEVERYBODY WAS HATIN WHEN THEY WENT DOWN 0-2 BUT I SAID THEY WOULD WIN IN 6 EVEN IN MY OTHER ANSWERS\n\nI WAS RIGHT & YALL LOOKIN REAL STUPID BOUT NOW\n\nALL THE ANALYSTS & COMMENTATORS WERE SAYIN DALLAS' BENCH WAS TOO DEEP BUT ALLLLLLLLLL YALL GOT PROVED WRONG\n\nMIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HEAT BASKETBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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three people dunked from the free throw line during a dunk contest...\n\n julius "dr. J" Erving\n Michael Jordan\n Brent Barry\n\nbut in my opinion, jordan's dunk was better than the other 2
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you blow sucka\nyou'll see the clippers kick their sorry asses
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Boy you must have been reading my mind b/c I've been saying that exact stuff!! Tell them about it!!\n\nGO MIAMI HEAT!!
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I saw one that said "parking for Norm only! All others will be towed". Pretty funny!
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I like that Gooners one:\n(to the tune of 'when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....)\n\n“When the spurs start to cry,\nWhen they don’t qualify,\nBlame lasagne.\nWhen they think it's a treat,\nBut it's real dodgy meat,\nBlame lasagne!”
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"The way you jangle your jewls while yer gettin' yours, it drives the pretty boys out of their heads!"\n\n"You got the peaches, I got the cream....Do you take sugar? (One Lump or two?"\n\nTranslate these songs into German; it's a riot.
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Tell me if these aren't the best dunks ever!!! Wait for the last one...\n\nhttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/72503/top_ten_dunks/
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"One time I fell off my bike and broke my ability to internally monologue"\n"Will you stop putting your labels on me?!"\n"What a tumultuous question!"\n\nthis was almost fun...
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For me, pump fake.  Second best is cross-over and fake pass to teammate and layup.
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All time favorite:  "Sometimes I wave to people I don't know.  It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand?  They'll think you're cocky.  “Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful. . . I'm gonna go pick something up.”\n\nRunners up:\n  "When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say “Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufranes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufranes."\n\n"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right."\n\n"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."\n\n"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together". \n\n" like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."\n\n\n\nThese ones are good too:\n"I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."\n\n"A guy came up to me in the airport, saying, "Dude, I saw you on TV last night!" But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good. He just confirmed I was on television. So I turned away for a minute, and then I turned back toward him and said, "I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good!"\n\n"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."
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"Laughing my ass off"
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Down by the volley ball cemetery(repeat)that`s where the other team`s gonna be buried(repeat)6ft.wide 12ft.under(repeat) when we spike the ball it sounds thunder(repeat)Thunder thunder thunderation we`re the best team in the nation, thunder thunder thunderation your teams needs some education!!!\n\n\n\n\n           OR\n\n\n\n\nThe re was a little froggy who sat up on a log, he cheered for the other team he had no sense at all, he fell in to the water and bumped his little head and when he came back up again this is what he said.  Go Go Go, Go you mighty _________ Fight Fight Fight, Fight you mighty _________ Win Win WIn, Win you mighty __________ Go, Fight, Win!!  Stomp their faces in!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry I have to say this but the Dallas Mavs.\n\nJust saying it makes you feel funny.
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Mavs if the refs call the game the way they should. Everyone is sick of the 380 lb ape in the middle.Won't mention any names though size 24 shoes can't dribble fouls every 10 seconds.3sec violations constantly, Travelling.But I didnt mention your name.