How would you react if a monkey stole your peanut butter sandwich? Funniest answer gets chosen for best answer
599953
I would crash tackle him grab him by the foot swing him around clockways then i would poll drive him into the footpath then get him in a killer head lock and choke him till i felt satisfied that he had learnt his lesson  after which i would take back my sandwhich and offer him half     ps i am not cruel to animals
554802
The best thing about them is the humour in each comic strip I read. The behaviour was pranky, but not to the level of discomfort. The Hobbes-change-from-doll-to-real-mate is a must not to be missed favorite thing of mine! Don't you just WISH that this can happen to our lives? You are good in spotting good cartoons, mate. High Five! I share this favorite with you!
768412
my ex knocked me about for four years, i made him a dog poo and peanut butter sandwich out of revenge of having two black eyes. he asked for it!!!!!!!!!
1050749
A monkey but if i could choose i would say a penguin. PENGUIN
475671
1) Monkey eats its own poo\n2) Vomits\n3) Eats vomit\n4) repeats steps 2 and 3 an number of times.
639099
big bear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
37093
Oh goody, Zork.  It is a Grue.\nYou will likely be eaten by a Grue.
923587
My chocolate bar is open?!\nWho ate it?\nSomeone gonna get hurt here....
994741
Depends on what his reaction is!\n\nBut seriously I would appologize and probably get really red in the face and probably move to another place if i could.
1108424
My little giraffe head is about to spin off!!!\nI have butter-flys in my stomach ... Can't eat ... Can't think ... Ahhhhh ... the suspense ... Ahhhhh the excitement.\n\nI wish I were there tonight so I could smell the ice!!! Guess I'll just have to keep sticking my head into the freezer for the faux effect!!! \n\nGiggle -GiIIggGGgglLlLYyY GigGgLlLleeEeeeRrrrr - Giggle.
52472
If I was a monkey IN a human brain, I think I would just panic. If I was a tree in the woods and I fell, I would say ouch.
821383
Probably laugh and throw it in the trash! Or they send it to the return address.
1038095
my brains lolzzzzzzzzzz !!!my small peanut size brains !!!lollollol.......... !!!that is stolen by someone........ you know by whom ?????youuuuuuuuu !! you brain chor !! lollllllllll!!\nnow my brains are with you so keep it safely !! nahi to i will kill you !!!mere chotey se brain ko jyada taklif mat dena !! lllllllllllllllllllllooooolllllllllzzzzzzzzzz
352965
Once upon a time a panda bear walked into a restuarant. The waiter showed him a table, the panda ordered a drink and some food and when it arrived he ate happily. All this was pretty normal and no-one seemed alarmed. Anyway, after the panda finished his meal, he asked for the bill, the waiter brought it to him and sure enough the panda payed. All was fine. When the panda got up to leave however, HE PULLED A GUN OUT OF HIS FURRY COAT AND SHOT THE WAITER!!! The manager ran up to the panda screaming and shouting, "Why did you shoot my waiter?! Whats wrong with you?!" The panda replies, "I'm a panda bear aren't I?" 'Yes' says the manager, "what does that have to do with anything?"\nIf you want the answer, go look up panda in the dictionary.\nPuzzled, the manager rushes home, finds a dictionary and looks up 'panda' for the answer.\n\nHe reads : \nSmall black and white bear. Eats shoots and leaves.
514051
no idea dude guess the apes will have to answer this one
589866
I'd go around acting like a ghost and freaking the shit out of people.\n\nThat would be so funny.
342124
Let the Pandas & white tigers eat you. Who will miss you when YOU are gone? This is an idiotic question!