whats a mammy rammer? some one called me this yesterday in traffic. was it a compliment?
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you are a mammy rammer... duh.
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*quoting a comedian* \nLOOK! THEY'RE MAKING A LEFT TURN! LOOK THERE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN! OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT LEFT TURN!? \n\nhaha..no.
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hahaha.........broke my ribs with the laughter......LMAO...\n\nOne for you, the bored :\n\nA truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!" And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."
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THIS ROAD THAT DRIVE DOWN EVERYDAY..WELL THERE'S AN INTERSECTION WHERE THERE IS A 4 WAY STOP SIGN AND ABOUT 25 FEET AWAY THERE'S A TRAFFIC LIGHT..WELL ONE DAY I STOPPED AT THE STOP SIGN BUT DIDN'T GO BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE..I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL PEOPLE STARTED BEEPING AT ME AND GOING AROUND..AND I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE I WAS LIKE WHY ARE THEY RUNNING THE LIGHT, WHEN IN FACT I WAS AT THE STOP SIGN..I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS..I WAS LAUGHING AT MYSELF ALL DAY..
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Body is hot yours is.  Do it more slowly you should.  On top of me will you get?  Feel so good that does.  Sorry for finishing so quickly I am.  Sleep in the wet spot I shall.  Respect you in the morning I will.  Call you I shall.  Get a taxi for you should I?
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Wow - this is the "Hey Jude" of questions - it never end, and it may be the longest question I've ever answered. Anyway, one of my pet peeves ia when people or businesses misuse quotation marks (For instance, in a restaurant - Try "Our" Famous Clam Chowder, or "Try" Our Famous Clam chowder, or even Try Our Famous "Clam" Chowder.\n  Secondly, of course is BAD DRIVERS!!  Drivers who don't signal, go under the limit, or who pull out in front of you at the last minute.\n  In an unrelated area, though, I would like to comment upon your apparent negative feelings toward women.  It sounds as though you have been hurt and are carrying some anger about that.  I would address those issues or your anger can make you a very unhappy person.  Good luck!
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Chillaxin'. I would have loved to went to my familys little gathering, but I am being lazy today and my cars radiator blew up last night and am trying to get out to it to try and fix it, but it is pooring outside. So now I am being a homo typing on this computer because I have nothing else better to do. But, HAPPY EASTER to you sweety. You can email me or whatever if your looking for a friend. Or not.
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funny!!!\nhey, you look just like me
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Now a large vehicle is a necessity for every member of the family.\n\nA lovely slender lady looks best in a high powered car.\n\nNo self respecting school child woud be happy unless he was seen getting out of a large vehicle.\n\nBy the way, these sentence are intended to teach American slang but they are not true by any means. We are not that attached to SUV's.
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A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. \n\nA passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked  myself out of my car" replies the man. \n\n"That's not a problem" replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way and let me try rubbing my bum on the door". \n\nThe motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try - it might be worth a laugh. \n\nThe passer-by turns his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the  driver's door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the passer-by turns and opens  the car door. \n\n"That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?" \n\n"It's easy" replies the pedestrian... \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"I'm wearing khaki trousers."
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Hey, we all have persnickety moments.She was bitching about the job and you made a joke.It was funny! I would have bust a gut laughing if one of my gay friends had said that to me.She was still in her "bitching frame of mind and it caught her off guard is my guess!\nI always asked my buddies at work," what do dykes and mechanics have in common? We both use Snap-On tools! LOL! I was a mechanic before I retired.The Looks I'd get! That was funnier than the joke!\nYou sound like a nice guy to have as a friend!
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Boy, you really got their tits in a twist on this one.  \n\nNote the insults towards you, rather than answering the question.  Bravo.  It means you made your mark.  :)
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i have had some very fascinating conversations with barnicals in my life. but as awhole, barnicals usually resort to small talk, mostly about the weather. prickly barnicals are usually rude, as their name implies. and i believe you were born yesterday, i was there when it happened. (i was the guy with the camcorder and silly hat). i assure you that i am NOT stupid, so there's no reason to make a sideways frowny face at me.
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My date and I wound up talking in the car late at night, parked in the lot after watching a movie.  While we're talking, he noticed an old lady having trouble starting up her junky car.  He went to help her.  \n\nThere was a jogger who saw the problem they were having and he and my date got on the rear of the lady's car and started pushing so that the lady can get a running start at the wheel.  They were pushing for about 50 yards when suddenly, the engine comes to life and vrooom!  The old lady drives away without even thanking them.  They're flabbergasted, surrounded by a cloud of exhaust gas.  What made it hilarious was that the jogger dude wound up spraining his ankle while he was pushing the car.  We had to drive this total stranger to his house because he couldn't walk.\n\nThat wasn't really cool but it made the date a memorable one.  Also, it gave me an idea that my date was a very kind and helpful fellow.
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Would you have such a person in your car in the first place? Was she a random dirty bird who picked your car cos it was so clean? She is a free spirit, have some fun with her, or do the same to her bonnet
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I have not been out today but I do like to spread ramdom acts of kindness throughout my day to others.  Try it...It can be fun.  Pay for the car behind you at the drive through, bring a dessert to your neighbor, let someone with less groceries cut inline in front of you at the store, Hand a toll both operator a $20 bill to pay for others tolls, compliment anyone on their outfit, hair whatever.   There are a million things you can do and doing these things makes America better.
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Hi there fella, I'm a driver for Royal Mail, thanks for asking :-)