How to self insert urethral catheter?
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OK, I'm going to mind my own business and not ask why you want to do this. First, make sure you know what sterile technique is and how to use it. Wash the area well with soap and water, then give your hands a good scrub. \n\nOpen the package carefully so as to avoid contaminating the sterile contents. Don the gloves. Unfold the sterile field and arrange all the supplies on it. Attach the syringe of sterile water to the catheter, and fill the 'balloon' as a test. If it inflates properly and doesn't leak, withdraw the plunger of the syringe to deflate the balloon, but leave the syringe attached. \n\nFor convenience, I will call your dominant hand (right, for most people) the 'clean' hand and your other hand the 'dirty' hand. When you pick up anything from the field, pick it up with it your clean hand.\n\nPick up the envelope of betadine swabs, and holding in your dirty hand, rip it open with your clean hand. One by one, use the swabs to cleanse the area around the urinary orifice. You may need to 'steady' the body; use the dirty hand to do this. Repeat this, using the alcohol swabs.\n\nPick up the envelope of sterile lubricant and pass to dirty hand. Open the envelope. Using your clean hand, insert the tip of the catheter into the envelope to coat the tip with lubricant. Set the envelope down and grasp the body with your dirty hand, holding the orifice 'open' as much as you can. \n\nInsert the tip and keep inserting more until urine flows through the tube. (Have you thought ahead about where this urine will go? a bag? a basin? a specimen jar?) Then inflate the balloon. Keep a record of the procedure, especially the amount of sterile water in the balloon.\n\nTo remove, use a fresh syringe to remove the water from the balloon and gently pull the catheter out. If there is no void (normal pissing) after 24 hours, catheterize again to drain urine. After about 5 minutes remove the catheter.\n\nIf after another 24 hours, there is still no normal voiding, see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. An overfull bladder can be a life threatening condition.\n\nI assume you are aware that this procedure carries high risk of severe infection even when performed by licenced personnel in a clinical setting?
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There;\n\nhttp://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLR,GGLR:2005-38,GGLR:en&q=intramuscular%20injecting&sa=N&tab=wi
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Okay, here ya go:\n\nGet a wooden ruler, a nail, a hammer, a knife, and a string.\n\n1. Place the ruler of a table.\n2. Place your penis one the ruler.\n3. If you are longer than 5 inches:\nSimply take the knife and trim off what you don't need, tying the end of your severed member to prevent death by loss of blood.\n\nIf you are shorter than 5 inches:\nTie the tip of your penis to the five inch mark of the ruler with the string. Drive the nail through the tip of your penis to keep it in place. Place the ruler lenghtwise, so it stretches you penis.
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I don't have any problem answering that question because I am a ER-Tech. It just takes practice like every thing else, buddy! You can do it by, contracting your muscles from your sphincter or what you call your colon muscles!! Really be in an area for privacy and practice thinking of your groin area while tightening your colon muscles! It will come to you! And after you think you got the contraction of the muscles down, go and try doing it when you urinate! Good luck! I tell this to people when I need to get a unine speciem!
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carries urine to the urinary bladder
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you may need to start off using plastic applicators so they go in easier, Kotex is a great brand (I wouldn't use cardboard), you just insert the applicator till it is all the way up/in, THEN you push the tampon in. If it is hard to get a super in, you might want to start with a regular or light until you get used to it.\n\nthis is the best method, \nand sometimes if it feels like it isn't going in right, you can lift one leg up (preferrably on the toilet seat) for leverage while you are inserting the applicator.\n\n--also, it should never hurt going in either, so you have to insert it at a slant, because the cervix has slants on either side (right or left), and if you push it straight up, you will push into the tip of the cervix, so if you ever feel pressure or pain, try inserting at more of a slant\n\n\nhope this helps :)\ngood luck!\n\n\n---\nno, there is 2 pieces: the applicator is the plastic outside rounded thing and the actual tampon is inside of the applicator, once you push the plastic applicator in, you then push the other end of the applicator to push the tampon inside the applicator in and up\n\n\n--\nthere is one brand, it is called OB and it is just a little piece of white hard absorbent material that you have to somehow stick inside with your finger (i guess?) -I DO NOT recommend these. The best is the plastic applicator tampons by Kotex, or Pearls by Tampax\n\n\nEDIT: YOU have the OB brand don't you?? I doubt you will ever get it in and it feel comfortable, go buy a new brand, like the ones I have listed.
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urinating is the right thing to do with it. Masturbation is a perk.
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this is strange but i happen to come across this in a book not too long ago, \n1.) take a ziplock bag fill with lotion and put in between you matress or couch cushion.\n2.) take a toilet paper roll line with suran wrap and toilet paper to fill it in and add lube.\nthere is alot online too. \ncheck out http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com\nhope this helps
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a cocktail straw or a stir stick down the urethra will do the trick
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transurethral=经尿道的\nresection=切除术\n\nJust combine it yourself!\nHope it helps!
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I have done MANY things with a buttplug in...sports...traveling...work.  I like riding a bike with it in the BEST!  \n\nA good buttplug will gradually get wider as you approach the base, and then get very narrow again just before the base.  This design allows the anus to close down on it, keeping it securely in place.  Having your anus closed down on it will also prevent the chlorinated water from reaching it, so you should have no problems.\n\nIf you want to talk further about what else I've done with my buttplug in, feel free to email me at nvrbluff@yahoo.com
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These instructions should make first time tampon insertion easier:\n\n\nFirst, look at the tampon. The larger outer tube that holds the tampon itself at the very end is the top – this is the part that is inserted into the vagina. Think – top = tampon. The thinner inside tube is the one where the string is showing. This is the inner or bottom tube – the part that is used to push the tampon in. \nWash your hands. Stand or sit in a comfortable position. Sit on the toilet with your legs apart and lean slightly forward, or try standing with your knees slightly bent. Standing with one foot up on the tub also works for some girls. Most of the time, you'll end up putting in a tampon while you're on the toilet – so that's a good place to start. \n\nLook at the tampon applicator again – you'll see some ridges, this is the finger grip, on the larger tube. With the thumb and middle finger of one hand, hold the applicator lightly on the outer insertion tube at the grip location, with the larger outer tube facing up toward your body and the thinner inner tube pointing down toward the floor. \n\nWith your other hand, gently separate the folds of skin around the vaginal opening. Put the tip of the larger outer tube of the tampon applicator in the opening of the vagina. Are you still breathing?! Don't forget to! It helps you stay relaxed.\n\nThe vagina slants upward and toward the back. So, aim the tampon toward a point low on the small of your back (the curved area of your lower back). Now, take a deep breath, let it out, and relax. Then gently push the larger, outer tube of the applicator into the vagina. Stop when your thumb and middle finger are touching the vaginal opening. \nNOTE: For flushable (cardboard) applicator tampons, ease in the applicator by slightly twisting or rotating it from side to side. Don't twist a plastic applicator, this slides in best when pushed straight in at the proper angle.\n\n\nNext, put your index finger (or a finger on the other hand) at the end of the inner, thinner tube (where the cord comes out). Push this inner tube slowly until it's completely inside the larger tube. This pushes the tampon out of the applicator and into your vagina. Move your finger from the end so that the string hangs free. Keep your thumb and middle finger on the outer tube grip.\n\nNow, holding the tubes (that are now inside each other) firmly but gently remove them from the vagina. (The cardboard tubes can be flushed away.) (IF USING TAMPAX PEARL PLASTIC OR TAMPAX COMPAK, DO NOT FLUSH THE PLASTIC APPLICATOR OR WRAPPER.) Place the used plastic applicator back into the discreet wrapper or wrap it in toilet paper and throw it in the trash.) If the tampon is in correctly, you shouldn't feel it at all. If it feels uncomfortable, it's probably not placed far enough into your vagina. The uncomfortable feeling comes from the tampon rubbing against the muscle at the opening of the vagina. If this happens, remove the tampon and use a fresh one, trying to insert it a little deeper into the vagina.\n\nTo remove a tampon, relax your muscles. Slowly and gently pull the removal string downward at the same angle you used to insert the tampon. Don’t worry about the string – it’s securely sewn throughout the tampon. If you feel discomfort while removing the tampon, it probably means you didn’t need to change it because it hadn’t absorbed enough yet. You may either want to wear a tampon longer next time or use a lower absorbency.
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Actually it is a very complicated urologic process. Here is some info from urologist:\n\nA. Metoidioplasty or Metaidoioplasty (phallic clitoral enlargement, stand to void)\n\nThe procedure confers the advantage of minimal surgery with preservation of natural sensation and erectile function.  Donor site forearm scars avoided. Overweight patients may achieve greater length with pubic lipectomy which will recess the body surface line.\n\nIn this procedure the clitoral hood is lifted and the suspensory ligament of the clitoris is detached from the pubic bone, allowing the clitoris to extend out further.  When the female tissues have been primed with testosterone, the clitoral head may resemble an adolescent glans penis.  An embryonic urethral plate must be teased away from the underside of the clitoris to permit outward extension and a visible erection.\n\nFor those patients who desire to void standing, the urethra is extended into the neo-penis. This may be accomplished simultaneously or performed secondarily using either a vaginal flap or buccal mucosal graft.\n\nPlease understand in that metoidioplasty involves a fair amount of tissue transfer, some degree of post-operative swelling is expected.  Complications may include but are not limited to less than anticipated length, torquing of the clitoris (usually amenable to release), loss of sensation, tissue necrosis, localized infection, persistent tenderness or hypersensitivity, transient or permanent narrowing of the vaginal opening which may render the vagina incapable of penile penetration, urethral narrowing, urethral obstruction, and urethral fistula (leakage of urine anywhere along the pathway of urethral extension).  Between the first and second stages leading to urethral extension, voiding patterns and trajectory may be forwards or backwards and may splash wetting perineal, labial and vaginal skin.\n\nB. Penile Implantation for the Neo-Phallus patient. \n\nA penile prosthesis confers the wherewithal to penetrate which may be the defining moment for a successful conclusion to gender reassignment surgery.  Clearly the intimacy of complete sexual contact is sought equally by patients and their partners.\n\n\n\n \n\nC. Insertion of Testicular Implants into Labia. \n\nThis should be performed as a procedure unto itself or with urethral extension to minimize complications.  To prepare the labia majora for implantation, a tissue expander may be employed for a few months.  This also creates a more pleasing scrotal appearance.\n\nSoft silicone implants are used and are available in varying sizes.\n\n\nSee photographic examples of this procedure - click here. \n\nIs offered to women with excessive, redundant labia who suffer from unsightly contour lines and physical discomfort.  Such women report pinching or chafing when sitting or walking, hindrance during intromission, and difficulty maintaining hygiene during menses or after defecation. \n\nOverly pigmented and unattractive labia can be reduced with a V-plasty technique that converges freshened margins in a neat concealable line.  Delicate, minimally reactive, self absorbing plastic surgery suture is employed. \n\nPre--operative expectations are discussed in a relaxed environment.  Reassurance regarding normal variation is provided.  Areas of intended excision are delineated for patient approval with hand held mirror. \n\nSurgery can be performed on an outpatient basis.  Sexual activity may be resumed in 6 weeks.  Excessive clitoral hood tissue may also be trimmed during this procedure as requested and is covered by our comprehensive fee.\n\nI have not included the fees for this particular physicians office due to limited space, but you can see what is surgically required.
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maybe your urethra needs to be opened. often times the tip of the glans penis where the urethra is, happens to close off a  bit.  A simple procedure by a urologist will do the trick.
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Yes. Actually, it consists of two small catheters.\n\nIt's usually placed in the internal jugular vein. The ends are then "tunneled" under the skin so the ports exit the skin 2-3" below the insertion site.\n\nMost commonly, it's used for hemodialysis.
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He's got catheters. (Tubes inserted when he needs to.)
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Go to your GP and explain your problem. If he/she thinks it necessary, you will be referred to a urologist