what is da best excuse 4 no homework?
601092
I actually used this excuse with a substitute:\n"Well Mr. Wells.. you see why I don't have my homework? I was walking home from the bus stop, when I heard from rustling in the bushes.. I walked over to see what the rustling was, and to my amazement, a herd of angry water buffalo charged after me. I ran as fast as I could, until I pulled a pogostick out of my pocket, and I bounced all the way to the end of the street. The buffalo stopped because I was bouncing so high, but as soon as I got a'hoppin' a pig flew out of nowhere and started eating my hair! In all the confusion, I dropped my homework, which is why I don't have my homework today."\n\nI said it with a serious face and used expressive hand motions to add to the story. The teacher didn't even care that I didn't have my homework after I told such an in-depth and creative story liek that.\n\nAmazing that it worked too, because I'm a Freshman in Highschool.\n:D
879077
Good luck with the homework
20718
I've found that the home is probably one of the worst places to do homework. Try staying later at school to study, or go to a library. This will minimize the numerous distractions like television.
276682
I have found the most effective antidote to procrastination is to have a person or a team to whom you are directly accountable. This is very common in a professional setting and naturally very effective. In an academic setting, it is easy to find ourselves alone where no one else has anything to lose by our procrastination. When this has presented itself as a problem for me, I have enlisted the help of a friend who was willing to be my 'boss' by insisting that I check in regularly with a schedule and reports of my progress. In my case, I could do the same thing for her with something she was having a tough time finding the self-motivation for. \n\nEach of us are then forced to prioritize a list of what needs doing and come up with our own due dates. Even though we each play the role of 'boss' to one another, we are really building a very healthy habit of getting our work done earlier.\n\nThe danger, of course, is if both of us hit a wall at the same time. It is very important that there is a mechanism which requires regular contact. So, perhaps in addition to a daily email or phone call (which can easily be put off) make a point to have a weekly or bi-weekly lunch meeting say. \n\nIt is amazing how much of your capability you can unlock when you yeild the discomfort of admitting how far behind you are. It is just too easy to tell our friends that all is well. Try asking for help, chances are your friend could use a hand too.
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Do your homework or i will personally come to your home, stand outside your window, and sing to you.\n\nAnd trust me: you do *not* want me to do that.\n\n(Soooo.....studying better, now?)
821858
Well, I give you kudos for at least being honest about the fact that you know how, but you just don't want to have to spend all afternoon doing your homework. But you know what, hon -- that's part of being a student. Some days, most of your day will be filled with getting homework done. Turn on some relaxing music and get going. You'll be fine.
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First, talk with your teachers and get your exact average.\nSecond, if you don't have an agenda, get one and write down all assignments.\nThird, never say you don't have homework. You do -every night until school gets out you have to be studying.\nThird, see if you can get someone to tutor you if you don't understand something.
359674
Sounds like a good idea, only you need something to do in between working and school that is fun so you can relax, that way you won't crash. Or you could just copy your homework so there's less work.
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www.homework-help.com is a good site!\n\ntry it out dude!
1066305
Major cause of stress: homework\nSolution: No more homework
964032
u pretty much hav to block out your social life, and other electronic stuff while ur doing homework, turn off ur cell, computer, tv, radio, ect. you'll get your homework done faster, i have tons of hw every night, and i get it done in like 30 min - an hour, cuz its just easier to focus.
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Like you probably wouldn't have time to do your homework because you're to busy working to do your homework.Right when you get from school you probably just have time to get ready to go to work and you don't get off until late at night.then you would have to do it in the morning at home b4 you leave home or in another class.
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Go home and do homework right away.  Or go to the library and do your homework.  Then you're less tempted to go on the computer.  If you do your homework at home, when you finish you should reward yourself with computer time.  At first it will be hard, but creating good habits take a while.
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Turn off the TV, or go to another room without the TV there. Make sure someone else is on a computer in your house so it won't be available for you to use. Ask your parents to take you to a Doctor to get tested for ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), and if you have it, get some medicine prescribed to you to treat your ADD. It will probably be so much easier for you to do your homework now.
257551
State why you want us to do your homework!
363746
put the homework to song. makes you sound silly so do it alone.
474356
do yer own homework lazy butt