Can anyone help me write  my KSA's? I am truly having writer block!!! I need a excellent english major!!!?
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yo, JusWannaNo - always 4 writers block, brainstorm n put all your weird cards on the table (nobody sees this phase of your writing, so be completely free with it) write all your chickenscratch sloppy handwritten bullshitt  crazy notions, jot em all down on paper - theres no good or bad - one, this kind of sounds like ?job application type material - whats the position u're applying 4 about/ anyway, see, hark back on your life experiences, what you had to go thru to survive and make it til now (even if youre not "Made" - makes no difference: the skool of hard knocks is experience enough, even if all it got u was to still be standing right here and now.) so think what those experiences were, how they moved you and what u learned from em - think ball-park big, how to make that universal and accessible to ANYONE so they can dig your point of view (especially job point of view, so not too personal- sell the sizzle, not the flame. try to think what you integrated into your own thinking or used in real life, or whatever to further understand the material, taking it beyond whatever you learned in class - in real life theyre only interested what you gathered from all you studied - they are not academics and never give 2 hoots 2 hear u recycle and rehash like a parrot what your teachers already said before - think what works for you or whats clear 2 you frum all you learned, because you'll sound the best when youre explaining it in your own words. and think (i have no idea what position it is) how those can be JOB TOOLS, said in a language that people at that job understand - and also general universal personality trait descriptions that u KNOW would just impress anyone as reliable - but also specifically whats impressive in a work environment - not just "heres me- i have so many good qualities". i dont know what your cumulative work is, but keep it as all-purpose tools that can help you in whatever concerns the job (hell, i dont know what its all about - depends on the job - what have you, friendly and efficient customer service and how your attitude can brighten their day, office politics and how youre always thinking how to get along with your coworkers, proficiciency/expertise in whatever field that is and smart decisionmaking, always 2 steps ahead of the game always thinkin ahead, clear, focused leadership ability, reliability, honesty, punctuality, always putting the others ahead of yourself, standing your ground when it comes to job ethics or principle but always diplomatic, never going over superiors heads, how great you are at accepting authority, how well you understand how the machine of the company works as a whole and just love how your place in it all helps the whole system move on rite along (please, sound more sincere and less cynical than i do with all this but use your magination you get the picture) always discreet with and around customers, sidestepping issues, not making them, increased productivity, meeting deadlines - you know the drill of all the stuff they wanna hear in all jobs - think of your personal school of hard knocks/education/job experience and what u really learned/want them to know or think that you learned (bullshiit a little but articulately and to the point not like this long, drunken rant of mine) - and really get down to brass tacks and think what you really gathered from all your experiences - what you know better you'll explain better in the most to-the-point language. thanks for the liking the point of view comment - this answer might change that for you - anyhow, writers block is best destroyed by throwing out even wack ideas, but letting go of your self-criticism and just going with it - if you roll with the shiit and the chaff you might find some wheat or a gem of inspiration in the haystack of all the shyte - and re-edit many times til its short and sweet. well, peace. hope my garbled rant was at least helpful or tolerable. wow this answer was unfortunately
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its a pain in the @ss, I have to use i at my school I would highly recommend you pick up the writing style guide.  The ISBN number on mine is 1-55798-791-2 will cost you about $25 or so but is well worth it.  Has everything in it!
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That is nice. I also write well in Polish;) as I am Polish;) [Well, my English is not bad, too;)] But what d'you want to do? You want her to be published? Well, I'd like to be, too. A passion is not enough. I just finish my  comparative studies in literature at the Jagiellonian University, so can say I'm quite keen in writing and good at it. Let me see her essays, and we'll see....
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Check out www.wordtechs.com. They can really help you improve your work, helped me improve all kinds of writing. Nice folks and cheap, too.
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Dude... two weeks late? I don't think that will get accepted. But umm try the library or something for the printer. Yea Im a procrastinator, too. I have a 5 page essay do tomorrow. I have written 16 words. mmhmm...
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About eight hours if I'm short on time.  Four hours if I've already been thinking about what I'm going to say.  I like to give myself at least three days to a week to write any paper.  It's best if you can work on it, let it set for a while, and then come back to it.  If it's due tomorrow, the best thing to do is work on it all night.  Coffee does wonders.  If you get restless, go outside and take a five min run, come back and keep her diggin!  Good luck!  I'm cramming for exams right now, so if you're writing under pressure right now, I know how you feel!  Hang in there!
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Tammy, I would do my best to assist. I have some references (E-books) and a Translated version of Quraan. If you find that I would be helpful, just send me an E-mail to my yahoo identity.\n\nThanks
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These guys can help or at least point you in the right direction: www.wordtechs.com. They were lots of help to me, made many a college paper shine. They do all kinds of writing. Also, only a few dollars and quick turn-around.\n\nGood luck!\n~Tia~
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You're doing great!  The one English Language Learner error I consistently see is your difficulty with using articles (a, an, the).\n\nReview your writing and ask yourself the following as you do it: Does every singular noun have an article? Does every plural noun in the subject of the sentence have "the" in front of it?\n\nExamples:\n\nA dog      is eating    a bone.\nA dog      is eating    bones.\nThe dogs   are eating   a bone.\nThe dogs   are eating   bones.\n\nNote the Subject of each sentence (the first noun) always has an article. Note that the Object of each sentence (the second noun) has an article if it is singular.\n\nA proper noun (people and places individual names) does not take articles.\n\nOf course, it being English, there are always exceptions to any grammar rule...lol. But if you follow this, in general, your "sound" in your writing will improve dramatically.\n\nHope that helps!  But like I said before, except for this (and a couple of spelling errors), your English is excellent!
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I think you should post this on http://www.deviantart.com\n\nThat way actual artists and writers can critique it better than average Yahoo! people. \n\nPersonally, I think this uses slightly dull language. Have you considered writing it as an essay instead? Listen to this:\n\n"I believe in jihad. It's a word that holds many meanings, and I accept all of them. Each and every one combats the injustice and inequality that taints our world today."\n\nOf course, I disagree with that. The jihad of the sword has no place in modern times. In this time and age, we can work out our differences with diplomats and words, not Kalashnikovs and rocket launchers.\n\nOh I see. Well then I retract the bit about AKs and RPGs...however the other guy did have a point in saying it's a little flat and too much like prose. So why not build on your strengths and just make it prose? \n\nHowever, I do disagree that the events at the WTO had any justification at all. You don't respond to ANYTHING with terrorist attacks on civilian targets. I knew guys that lost family in that attack.
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You may want to check out Yahoo Groups..Just go to search for groups and then type in Writing.  Check it out.. I have been a writer for a couple of years now, getting ready to have someone look over some of my stuff and maybe get it published! Good Luck!!!!
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http://www.english.bham.ac.uk/staff/tom/teaching/howto/essay.htm
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i woud like to halp, if you doesn't mine a people who fall his every english class.  are you kiding 6 page.  me, my most page i write is 2.  i can try.
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I am a college student and have finished all my English courses. I have made a lot of good grades on my essays. If people do the work for you, you will never learn on your own. Try doing it own your own first before asking for help. Never use someone elses ideas!
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Wow, you are asking us to do a lot of work here when it is your job.  Yet, looking at your writing, it looks like you need help.  I have two 500-word essays to write for my work, or I would write something for you.  Hopefully you can find someone nice enought to take the time to do this with you.\n\nTry an internet search for such policies.
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Don't feel bad - your worth is not in your ability to spell.  I was an English major, and - almost ten years later - depend on my computer's spell check to guide me.  And . . . it seems like you are a fine speller!
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Please attend some remedial English writing skills classes.\n\nYour local public library will help you find thoses classes.