answer this make it funny !  your momma looks ,acts like a man so bad that she?
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she/he is micheal jackson!!!
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I didn't know that calling your mother "big mama" could be considered a racist remark.\n\nI don't understand why that is racist.  Mean, I could understand.  Racist, I don't.\n\nI also don't see why it is such a bad thing to call your mother big mama if she is big.  It might be a little disrespectful, but that also depends in the relationship a person has with his/her mother.\n\nAlso, is calling your mother "big mama" in private not a racist remark?\n\nI'm so confused!!!!!!
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Your mom is like a gun, one c ock and she blows. \n\nYour mom is like a vaccume, she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in the closet.\n\nYour mom is like a bowling ball, she gets f ingered, thrown down the gutter, and comes back for more.\n\nYour mom is so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck.
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ya mum's so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac\nKids: dont do drugs.. do ya mum, but the drugs are good too!
895711
This joke goes back so far, that back then, when the doctors were practicing medicine, they were PRACTICING!!\n\nSecond opinion:  Yo momma is still dirt ugly !!
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Well I am not going to tell you I think it is funny cause I absolutely hate Yo momma jokes of any kind.\nI guess it is because I am a momma and I had a momma and I don't think it is funny when somebody runs down somebodies Else's momma.\nWhy can't they run down their dogs or something like that, you know your cat or dog is so stupid it runs away when you say come her, junk like that.\nI think I know why they don't, it is because men are the ones who came up with the smacks to mom and they had rather smack mom as their stupid dogs. If anybody says something about their dogs, they are peeoooed but about their wife,sister, or momma  they laugh their butts off. And you don't run down their rides either or they are peeoooed.\nMen are strange critters don't ya know!
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your mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly competition the juges told her, sorry, no professionals\n\nyour mama is so stupid that when something threw a cup at her she said she got mugged.\n\nyour mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!\n\nyour mamas so ugly that when her mama gave birth, she tried to send a return slip.\n\nyour mamas so fat that when she finally turns all the way around, she gets a welcome back party\n\nyour mamas so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. \n\nyour mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car. (old but still great!)\n\ni could go on and on but my hands ache. check some more out at aha.com
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i laughed.\n\nbut i must ad while i have this opportunity...the hair dude? what is up with the hair?  a cheezy combover? its so repulsive, please for the love of God loose the hair. I know for a fact your wife hates it!
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your momma so stupid when she was screaming in an envelope i asked wat r u doing she said i was trying to send a voice mail\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was walking she saw a bus of white people and started yelling Catch that twinkie, and when she got to the bus she said wheres the cream filling\n\nyour momma so fat that when she met godzilla, godzilla said hello big pappa and mama
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your mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink\n\nyour mama is so ugly her own reflection wont look at her\n\nyour mama is so fat her last picture was an arial photograph
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No.  I don't think she's good looking at all, her face looks funny to me.  She has no personality or talent and is only making money because of who her daddy is.  If she was born to a poor family she'd be just another crack whore on the corner.
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yo mamma so fat she irons her pants on the drive way\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\nYo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. \nYo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. \n\nYo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Don't you dare talk about my momma like that!
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I really don't see what can be funny about any of it, there again people like you that set out to cause relationship breakdowns must all be alike, the woman who slept with my husband whilst I was pregnant with baby no.2 sat and smirked her way through countless court hearings etc.  \nI agree with karma, it will catch up with you, and then you'll all have to form smirks anonymous to support each other
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what? thats like buying a coke to fill it with pepsi... just freaking wierd! someone should go talk to his Mom.
194512
Well, lets examine the real issue here.  What is your relationship with your mom like?  Answer this, and then you will know the truth to your question.
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Yo mama so nasty you asked her what was for dinner and she pulled down her pants and said Crabs.\n\nYo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu\n\nYo mama is so ugly she made Ray Charles Flinch\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death