What is your favorite quote out of the two on the details area?
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Never Trust Your Toaster!\n\n*spooky music rings in the darkness....*
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"Like I was strippin a peter pauls almond joy\nLemme show u baby Im a talented boy"\n\n-Gett Off (by far my favorite)
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"Life's a journey, not a destination."\n- Steven Tyler
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This is my favorite.... "The reason God put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up"\n\n"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."\n\nThese are sad ones.... "Should I smile because he's my best friend, or should I cry because thats all he'll ever be."\n\n"I've finally found my prince, but I'm not his princess."
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My favorite is by Abraham Lincoln:\n\n"I guess a man is just about as happy as he makes up his mind to be."\n\nThen there's the common quoted:\n"Happiness is chocolate."\n\nB. Franklin said, "Every man is entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
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I have two! \nThis guy died and went to heven, he meet Peter, who gave him a piece of chalk, "Before you can go thourgh the gates, you have to write all your sins on the chalk board so they can be wiped clean" he was told, so he went to find a chalk board\nOn the way he ran into Bush, "You done yet?" he asked Bush, "Yep! See ya on the other side". The man contiued on his way.\nsoon after,he meet Kerry, "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "Surprised to see you here" "Me too." Kerry answered, "Are you done yet?" The man asked Kerry, "No, not yet, I need to get more chalk"\n\nNext one!\n\nA guy dided and went to Hevaen, when there he saw a bunch of clocks, he asked Peter what the were, "Evertime someone sins, thier clock hand gos around one time," next the guy asked where John Kerry's clock was, "Oh thats in my room, I used it as a fan"
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I like # 3 - that quote will mean more and more to you as you get older.\n\nI particularly like this one:\n\nYesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery, today is a gift.  That's why we call it the present.
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"Before you decide to critize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you critize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes"\n-sisterhood of the traveling pants (book 3 i think)\nIt's hilarious!!!
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not the best but my fav."i have your name tatooed on my dick. showing his happy place to the room we see Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E-'
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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Personally, my favorite thing that I've ever said is, "The things I do are well worth the faces you make."  One should be different and original, and if it makes somebody stop and think, even better.\n\nAnother good quote is from Gwendolyn Brooks's poem "Corners on the Curving Sky":\nOur earth is round, and, among other things\nThat means you and I can hold\ncompletely different\nPoints of view and both be right.\n\nIf people could just agree to disagree, the world would be a better place.
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My quote is " When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost!"
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I like these two the best:\n\n" 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't "\n " Time is the best teacher and unfortunally it kills all of it's students"\n\nLove all of them though.\n\nHere's some:\n\n " I love animals, they taste great. "\n "  EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "\n " Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. "\n " I is a college student. "\n " What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "
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The Jiggly Butt will forever be my favorite!"You're the biggest disappointment since the Crucifixion!" is the best Foamy line ever (in my opinion)!But The Amityville Toaster is a very close second.
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i have certain quotes that are an automatic response. my brother and i use a lot from their albums. "let's make a dope deal", "acapulco gold filters", and "trippin in court" come to mind first.
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Which one do you like better?
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This is my Favorite quote from the Movie Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost. \nKat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.\n\n\n\n\n\nand yes here is the qoute you were looking for Nick Mercer: Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. \n\n\nI like that one too. Great Movie By The Way\n\n\nOh here's where i found it http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0372532/quotes