I took a urine drug test today and also urinated for a fellow co-worker.  What are the chances we get caught?
606095
Pretty good now that you put it on the Internet from your workstation dumbass!
857658
i guess you're talking drugs here, right,  will the stuff not be gone by Friday??  that seems like a long enough time, is it possible for you to be honest n up front with your employer or would that end your job?? good luck to you , whatever you do.
1134965
Neither are correct. I failed a urine test 10 days after snorting. PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THESE 3 DAYS OR 72 HOUR ANSWERS BECAUSE THEY ARE INCORRECT. Nobody seems to believe it but it's on you if u want to fail the test. I know because it happened to me.
226272
If you are dirty, go to your local health food store, and buy quick tabs, or something like that and follow the instructions exactly.  They usually require that you drink a lot of water, as this will dilute your urine, and the tabs will mask the chemicals that they test for.  Usually the pills or tabs will cost you about 35 bucks, but make sure you buy ones that have a money back guarantee.  The tabs don't always work, especially if you use them often.
568823
I think it can cause a positive reaction to methamphetamine (aka crystal meth, ice), and the drug test they may be using might test for that drug along with cocaine. I would ask the company that does the testing exactly what drugs were tested for the one that brought you up as positive. Are you a member of a union? It's time to seek legal guidance. If you can't afford a lawyer, then go to the free legal services in your city or town.
194266
I've never read anything saying it stays in your system longer, but it stays in your system (urinalysis) a lot longer than most people think, in any form. Depends on the type of test.
985648
are you doing a study on the affects on your urine after eating certain substances ? i dont think that was ever done before, but i am not in the habit of sniffing urine on a regular basis.i think you need a hobby.
161080
It will take 3 days to come out of your urine and 7 for no traces to be found in your blood. Most probation/parole officers do not test for hallucinogenic drugs unless you are suspected of using them. Your best bet is to take niacin and lots of water if it is a urine test. If you are tested for hallucinogenic drugs and a panel 32 drug test is used, you will more likely test positive. Good luck
504696
Not likely. Not only that, most places that test for drugs (especially if this has anything to do with "the law") also test urine for dilution, since this is the most common method people tend to use to try to mask (or get rid of) the drug from being detected in their systems. Usually, what else is "looked for" are the common ingredients found in your over-the-counter type supposed "remedies". None of them work anyway, and if your urine is found to have any of those common components (like in those drinks you can buy that supposedly work)- or your urine has too much water in it, or the ph level is off, usually this will count as a "dirty u.a.". Meth usually takes 7-10 days to clear the system, sometimes longer, and there's really not much you can do at all to "speed things up". Your best bet- in the future, is, to not use the drug.\n\n-Tera (time4u420@yahoo)
236799
unless you smoke alot of it on a regular basis you should be fine. Whatever you do do not miss the appointment. Someplaces won't hire you if you miss the appointment or don't get tested within the time period that they give you.
1053929
You should be fine.  I had friends who smoked and would blow it right in my face to make me mad and when I had to get tested it didn't show up.
176215
A board is going to believe evidence over ANY testimony. Get an independent lab, like omega labs, to do a blood and hair test for drugs. If that shows up negative, submit it and respectfuly requests anothertest to be done by the Navy. It is possible to pop on a a urine test and not have done drugs. If you are familiar with the sytem, all it takes is someone to switch your clean urine with a buddies dirty urine. However, conspiracy theories wont help you, only evidence. Good luck sailor!!!
234546
It depends what is being evaluated. In drug testing, urine can be kept for a long time, years even.  For all testing, if it is stored properly - long periods may elapse as well.  If the pourpose is to evaluate for infection - immediate evaluation (same day or 24 hours) is best.
696561
If its for a drug test, watch out because depending on the extent of the test, traces of THC can still be found in urine. Drink a lot of fluids to flush it from your system and then take niacin (or any other B vitamin) to put the yellow color back in your urine to remove suspicion. A diuretic like caffeine or another you find at the store will help flush it more quickly.
899769
It depends on a lot of things, such as if you were just near it or if you were sitting in a cloud of it, your weight, how much water you drink, whether you used drugs regularly previously, etc. I wouldn't worry about it too much though. Just drink a lot of water between now and the test and you should be fine. Also, depending on how negligible the results are to your test, they might assume something like that has happened or that there was an error and retest you anyways.
94202
I read both questions. . . You MUST turn in your friend.\n\nStealing a controlled substance is against the law (more so than being in possession of a prescription that isn't yours - which is also against the law).\n\nIf you are found to be hiding the information, you will be just as guilty and at the very least charged with Obstruction of an Office in the line of duty.  Not nice to have on your record.\n\nYou could also be charged as an accomplice to the theft.\n\nAlso, you are not doing your friend any favors by pretending that he/she doesn't have a drug problem.  Turn them in and allow them to get help.
1053080
You should stop and use some detox product. Otherwise you will have \nto substitute "clean" urine for your own (hard 2 do and can get you \nfired/denied benefits if you're caught)Here are some links:\nwww.urineluck.com\nwww.easydrugtesting.net/prd_1875.html\nwww.pretestedurine.com/products.htm \n\nYour system is likely to be clear of nicotine, cocaine, amphetamine, \nmethamphetamine, crack or crank in five to ten days if one or more \nof the following applies:\n\n* you use most days of the week\n* when you use, you use a moderate to large amount of drug\n* your history of using is greater than one year \n\nhttp://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/answerspot/message.php?message=201