whats the first thing you would do if you were washed up on a desert island?
611548
You mean deserted island, I hope- a desert island would kill you quick.  First thing is find fresh water or a way to make it- You can drink coconut milk and get water from some vines if necessary- without a doubt, water is the very first consideration.  Then try to build a fire, especially if it gets cold at night- fire is more important for a number of reason than shelter.  Only then would I try to build some kind of shelter. Then find food-animal protein in the form of fish or shelfish (cooked-another reason for fire) and any kind of vegatable matter (test a small amount first to assure it's not toxic) if you have those three things, you are good until injury, infection, or dietary disease (like scurvy) kills you.
1025059
Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
128883
go to the beach! its fun, you pay no money, and you get to see your date half naked!!
515511
Well, Id start with building shelter and making fire - these are the two most important things for survival, espeically at night. Next on the list is food - and thats easy. Id shoot the damn German idiot who keeps pronouncing every "B" as a "V", and Id serve them to the rest of the stranded party! Gods, I hate accents!
1102456
eat, borrow lots of money, then eat, drink, have sex, eat, meet every new person I could, spend time with my family and friends, eat and write a letter to the world! I would post as may inappropriate questions and responses as I could on answer because I wouldn't care if I got kicked off.  did I mention eat?
674745
put ur clothes back on gary\n\ncome on\n\nbefore the police arrive
172813
You should be grounded.\n\n...or raise the humidity, wear cotton clothes, quit dragging your feet and sit still.
182713
Beach... bake in the sun and get a tan, read a good book, smell the breeze, do nothing and think about what's good in this world, collect sea shells, build sand castles, bury your friends in the sand with the head just showing, write silly stuff on the sand, play beach volleyball, take aqua sports (parasailing, snorkelling, banana boat, flying fish, boating, diving), get a massage on the beach while the sun sets, build a campfire at night on the shore and trade stories or play drinking games with friends, skinny dipping... lots of other stuff!
366014
I would get you some clothes\n\nThen drag you to bed and take them off again!!!
1031372
I would get in my car and hide in the mountains. Your able to hunt and live of the land. Plus, there are no people randomly in the mountains......at least I hope there isnt ;)
207710
I'd take a couple of tylenol, a big bottle of water, and go lie down for a bit.\n\nAnd throw away your copy of The Matrix.
416563
it would be one hell of a week.\nI don't know what I would do first as a guy...probably walk around naked and shake it all about...it looks like fun.
592984
What Islands, just pick up and go. Good luck.
984107
chilling out on my own private island!!!
1085193
Put your butt in a bucket of cold water for a few minutes... dry off, then hit your head as hard as you can on a wall. After you regain consciousness, go outside and fly a kite while dancing the hokey-pokey. Afterwards, come back and stare at a few David Hasselhoff pictures. Lastly... smoke a ton of weed... purple kush.
811088
alright JH we are going to try this one out\njello first so we can eat it and lick it then mud so we can get all dirty and than get clean with a nice warm bath \nthan we can get dirty again if you want
552375
go and jump in the river  at tower bridge you might get washed up in africa,,go now no one wants you here