Bathroom issues Help!?
595159
You defenitly sound like you need more fiber in your diet, try a fiber pill at the same time every morning. Not to mention that you need to see a Dr. because there could be an underlining problem.
312465
Go find your plunger and start plunging it.  No cursing needed.  If that doesn't work, try bleach.
463831
Put some toilet paper on top of it, not a lot, and flush. It will be gone before you know it.\nEither that or leave it there until it grows legs and walks out on its own.
405423
Sounds like a bladder problem.
247985
if the pee is a urinary track infection.....good luck! avoid drinking all liquids and hopefully you hardly pee! Thats enough to make a grown man cry! as your your splashing issue, try hovering over the seat, or stand up on the seat and squat
1079492
it may be something simple like a bladder infection or a UTI...tell your doctor about ALL your symptoms so u can get a proper diagnosis
1038499
Dear Lord!  This one is worse than "How do I know he really loves me?" or even "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"\n\nOK girls, here's what us guys do when we use the toilet.\n\n1)  Enter the bathroom\n\n2)  Look at the toilet (this is the part women seem to have the most trouble with)\n\n3)  If lid is down, put it up.  If it is up, continue\n\n4)  If seat is down, out of courtesy to those who will sit after you, put it up.  If it is up, continue\n\n5)  Flush when finished - wash hands\n\n6)  Leave Bathroom\n\n\nNow, for you poor unfortunate ladies, a slight adjustment to step 4 is all that is required.  Somehow, I think you can probably handle that.  \n\nNow could you please find something else to bit*h at men about ?
387358
who gives a crap! its yur bathroom! so let it smell the way u want! jus prop open a window...thats what i do lol
308694
hold it on as long as u can, BUT......... if u can`t stand for it anymore, i have 3 solution\n1st, find a bottle or plastic, and do it in a very seceret place, where there aren`t any people\n2nd, ask to the people where to find bathrooms\n3rd, knocked somebody`s house and ask them to lend their toilet\n\nthanks
801159
Definitely see a doctor. It could be an infection so you want to try to get help for it before it turns into something serious. Hope this helped!
611316
duhhh! don't tell anyone! just drill a little teeny, tiny hole in the bathroom, then cover it up with one of those classic dogs playing poker pictures!! you can freely get your cheap thrills, errr, evidence! or better yet, get rid of the bathroom! put up an out of order sign!!!!
1022374
just clean the damn bathroom..!put on some gloves and get on with it..worse things are happening out there to worry about this drivel.....
419085
YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH A DOCTOR....IT MIGHT BE SIGN OF A BLADDER PROBLEM.  TRY THE EXERCISES.....BUT IF IT CONTINUES CHECK WITH YOUR DOCTOR.
4680
Well, since the last person who answered was a moron, I'll tell you.\n\nGo to a hardware store, home improvement store (Lowe's, Home Depot, etc.) and buy yourself a plunger.  You can get one for less than five dollars.  No need to buy the fancy ones, because the simple rubber plunger and wood handle works wonderfully.  The use of the plunger is pretty self-explanatory.  Just make sure you cover the hole fully and plunge up and down until you feel the blockage let loose.  \n\n...and dont use so much toilet paper, it's bad for your toilet. :)
264360
Talk it out, dude. That's the only way to get things right. But hey, be careful in doing so. It might be too much to ask but believe me, you'll need ounces of patience and tons of prudent speech as this maybe a sensitive ish. He probably needs to shower more often so he wouldn't have to do that again. Good luck! =)
979446
I feel your pain.lol\nI believe you may be out of luck. the membrane on the front of the monitor has probably been etched by the chemicals in the urine. Which means it can not be fix. \nYou may have a protective sleeve over it thought. I would try to contact the tech support if possible.\n\nMerry Christmas. Ho Ho Ho ... (I guess that put me out of the 10 pts. running)
521984
Drink all of the water you possibly can--I had a bladder infection a couple of months ago so I know--But get to your Dr. ASAP!  The water will help dilute the problem but antibiotics are the only cure!