My grandfathers comment about death metal:"Its sounds like an elephant raping an horse" Agree or not??
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.......... well, unless he's actually HEARD that sound before, i think its safe to say he's at least partially incorrect.
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A Friends Prayer: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch..... Amen --------------------------------   (i don't remember where i received this quote from but thought it was funny)
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I'm with MojoMan - "For there will come amongst you hordes of tiny demon-pigs, who will lower the standards of musicianship for the human race. And they shall be legion, and they shall proclaim their own glory and the joy of their own "music" with straight faces while the world both laughs and weeps at once."\n\nThe list is almost endless, stretching back, as has been said, to the time of the classical composers and virtuosos. In recent years, some names that especially stand out are:\nVanilla 'WTF is he doing up there?" Ice\nMC "Fetch Me A" Hammer\nThe New Kids on the "Chopping" Block\nMilli"on shots of valium" Vanilli\nLindsey "I'm an actress! No, a singer! No, a drunk! No, bullimic! Or..Something" Lohan\nHilary "Who am I and what have you done with my sense of irony?" Duff\nFall Out (of a plane without a parachute) Boy\n\nYou see, the thing is, it used to be simple - musicians wishing to strike a deal with Hell worked on the principle that if Hell gave them the power to be really great musicians, they'd be successful. That's how we got Liszt, and Jimi, and Janis. we've got a long lease out on Keith Richards, but the bugger keeps slipping past us - techinclaly he should have been dead a decade ago. \n\nNowadays though, the would-be hellslaves don't care about the music, just the celebrity. So now Hell gets double usage out of them all - the devil gets their souls, AND gets to drown us with their insipid drivel while they're here. Very efficient, but a nightmare for those of us who want to listen to good music.
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Well this quote seems to be a little cynical.  I don't know much about Mary Ellen Kelly, but my impression from this quote is that the natives are ridiculed by American's who have dubbed themselves "smart" and therefore are judgemental.  They see the drums as worthless noise when the very horns that are blown at traffic are seen as unneccessary or are objects of scorn to the natives.  It is a look at ethnocentrism and the lack of tolerance or understanding for other cultures.
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my grandfather served in Europe during WWII. he was part of the liberation of Dachau. he told me that you could smell the odor of burning flesh from miles away. he saw the ovens. he saw the surviving victims starved within an inch of their lives. so starved that a normal meal would kill them. they took German soldiers (including officers) into custody. they described what their duties were. it was absolutely horrific. my grandfather is neither a liar, nor a senile old man telling tales. these things happened. anyone who says they didnt is either deluded or diseased.
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jeez, the professor! when a "proud caucasion" tries to talk it sounds to me like someone that is overly impressed with the pretentiousness of the flatulence that spews from their mouth.\nand yes, i agree with your added comment, and in the words of jerry garcia, "if this situation says be outrageous, be as outrageous as you can possibly be."
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It's from episode 105 of South Park - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig. The song is not actually a Loverboy song. It's just a joke, dude.
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Where did you hear this?  You may have misheard it.  There are a lot of "horse idioms" but nothing like you describe.  Perhaps it is "Wild horses would not play tag on tender hoofs" which would mean "No, I'm not going to do that"\n\nDoes that make horse sense to you, or is it horse feathers?  Either way, remember, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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It was creepy to first hear that album when it came out at just about the same time of the towers events. On the other hand, do you really think a mainstream metal band would be foreshadowing a devastating national event so openly in their lyrics and not be concerned with the legal reprecussions?\n\nDon't you think the government already interrogated them on this? It seems they jumped down every man's throat possible about this with or without reasonable suspicion...so why not go straight for the metal band. Bands make great scapegoats anyhow.\n\nI love that band, btw.
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Yes, You are so right. I hope people will read this.............\nhttp://www.doctor-horsefeathers.com/archives/000296.php
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Yeah, I've heard of them.  I really like them.  I like a version of Metallica's Unforgiven that they do the best.  I'm not sure what their true genre is.  They are in a rare class of their own.  Maybe classical metal?  :)
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I'd say that everyone is "getting retarded on your other question" because you made an obscure reference to an outdated band.\n\nI love the Dead Milkmen, but I understand they aren't (nor were they ever) in the musical mainstream and as such most folks simply wouldn't appreciate the quote you provided.\n\nIf you're going to make obscure references, you had best be prepared for the confusion and misunderstanding it will cause.  \n\nI'll wager that even amongst the few who answer this question, there are fewer still who can name any songs besides "Bitchin' Camaro" or "Punk Rock Girl", and fewer still who can name the albums for those songs.\n\nThat's what really bugs me.  Great music falls by the wayside as Kanye and J.Lo  dominate peoples minds.\n\nIt seems we're a dying breed, my friend.
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If I were you I have no clue what I would do sounds to me like your grandfather needs help. Anyhow my advice is to put him in a rest home, that way you dont have to deal with it. And your grandfather has a girlfriend? No offense but thats kinda messed up. Thats not something you hear everyday.
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ya..\ni say we all kill the guy above me....\nhe's a dickface.\n\nyou cant believe anything you read on the internet.\n\n\nAnd HIM really isnt bad.\nThey dont ever swear in any of their albums, and they sing about love.\nHow can this be bad?\n\nLet your parents listen to them.
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My second cousins impala was once mauled by a liger, but being a 5th dan turned round and gave him a right good thrashing. you should have seen the look of embarrassment on his face as he hotfooted back to his cackling mates with his tail between his legs. \nThe motto of the story is ....... never bite the eland that knees you.
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I agree with Twinkie...this "do not kill" talk is indeed rubbish.  \nYou may have noticed by now the vast amount of replies you have recieved defending the sacred and dear life of comedic genious Mr. Conan Christopher O'Brien.\nThere is no denying that a revolution has started!  Conan fans everywhere will rise up and bring you down! I advise you to go out and enjoy what is left of your life NOW...before it is too late.    \n\n\n\n(I've said too much)
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The horse has had the most negative impact on my life. Damn Horse. My sister had a horse when we were younger & i rode it one day. It bolted on me & i fell but my ankle was stuck in the stiruup so i was getting dragged along by the ankle. The horse then dragged me along a barbed wire fence & when i FINALLY fell off, i fell in horse sh!t.... real nice hey... yeah, its safe to say i dont like horses.