Why doesnt the Kool-Aid man ever spill kool-aid out of the top of his head and how did he get to that island?
598584
The Kool-Aid man is like Superman, Batman, and Spiderman... He is a fictional character and as such he has amazing superpowers.  He can keep all of his life affirming Kool-Aid in because if he did not he would surely die. He made it to the island with funding from Micheal Jackson and some catholic priests as a clever rouse to collect the world's children all in one place.  Now you know... Protect your children.
1160758
If you have to ask,, there is no status in his mind.  Sorry.  Been there, done that.  This is where the guy exits.
530914
The chance he will eventually fall aff the cliff is one third to the infinity power!  He has one third chance to fall back, one third to stay in place, and one third to fall forward.  It has been said that he will be forever drunk, thus drunk to the infinity...as well as live forever, again life for infinity. IE...He has that same one third chance to fall forward for infinity...Until, he falls forward!  At which point, his infinity is no longer valid since his klife is then ended and infinity has no ending!...Uh Oh Paradox.  Therefore, it woud be safer to say, he has a continual one third cchance of falling forward till he falls forward at which point he has zero chance of falling back!
1058150
There is this beach called muriwai,\nIts owned by this lump of a guy,\nHe lays around all day in the nud,\nDribbling Pinacolada's down his front,\nNo one seems to give a crap,\nOh yeah he pay his friends,\nI forgot about that, what a sap.  :)
679516
Had this answer a while ago.  My dad abused me awfully, in pretty much every way.  He used to get drunk and want to cruise the local park. Every time he'd want to stop at his old teenage drinking spot called the lemon squeeze.  It was a cliff about 100 ft high with a seperate column about 2 ft away that you had to jump across to.  Being that it was only about 4-5 ft in diameter, i always thought it was a stupid spot to get drunk, and a much better way of getting even.  Well we got away and he still stayed in that town.  Years later I came back to get revenge.  Never did it, he must have made that jump ten times while i was there, in bright dorky cowboy boots.  So slippery.  But now, he's all alone, suffering a fate far worse as his body and brain are shutting down from years of substance abuse.  If I would have done something, I may have regretted it later.  Can't explain why, but I just think it all comes back to you anyway.  You don't need to help karma along, it's been around alot longer then any of us.
529804
Good question, probably because everyone is too drunk to realize it.
624843
it is not possable with out a last name and location. How could nobody know his last name? Must not be that close of a friend. \n\nOr just start calling prisons and asking if Jason is there.
848812
yes, brain damage.\n\nthis guy's an old alcoholic... i'm amazed he can put sentences together at all any more.\n\ni still think he drinks the way he looks and talks......\n\nand how unaware he is of his surroundings.. come on.. open mic all the time?   give it up bush stop it!
975939
Have you read the scenarios on supposed miracles?\nPeople being rescued from drowning by invisible hands?\n\nPersonally I think it has to do with faith. I think some people want to believe that they were saved by a deity. It makes life so much more interesting.\n\nThe drunkard didn't stop drinking through a miracle. He just had nothing to believe in while drinking and when he made the choice to "try God" it gave him the strength to TRY not drinking.\n\nSuzy is so sick and hungry she has no strength for faith. She needs real help. Is anyone there to help her? This is where we (people) have to do "God's work or it doesn't get done.\n\nIn short, the drunkard helped himself. It was alot easier for him to stop drinking , then it is for Suzy to start eating when there is no food available, or to get well when there is no medicine available.
717994
He's a magician, pure and simple. No, he did not stay frozen in a block of ice for a record amount of time, and no, he did not survive buried alive for a record amount of time. \n\nAnd no, he won't hold his breath under water for 9 minutes, or whatever his latest TV special claims.\n\nBut he will make it SEEM like he does. There's a trick to everything he does. Obviously in the buried alive trick, he got food/water/air somehow without making it obvious.\n\nHoudini used to kiss his wife before he was tied/locked/chained up and she would pass him the key to the lock in her mouth during the kiss. So he wasn't even "the great escape artist" - he was a magician only. He had the key to the lock all along.
1106232
I know Jim has other personas, but that is because he runs out of questions that he can ask on just one. He maintains his ideology, though. I am just too lazy to get another name.\nBTW: I have not heard fake the funk since junior high. Where did you pull that out of?
1096787
Never seen him live, but the sh*t he does on the show is pretty crazy. I don't know how he doesn't, and neither does anybody else except him. Strange..it has to be illusions - some of it, anyway. Because there is such a thing as impossible. Mind tricks is all most of it is, but genius none the less!
596859
They've never given his last name.  On the episode where they flashback to the first time they met him, he said his name, but it was muted out by a school bell (and he actually just recited the names of the main actors on the show).  It's kind of like the name of his country - we'll just never know!  (But the website below has some interesting theories - someone has too much time on their hands).
597975
I posted an answer then I started thinking...\n\n...assuming Kelvin had been on the island for like two or three years, I doubt that Penny's father was bankrolling the experiment or using it as a punishment for Desmond. I think he truly ended up there by accident, possibly something to do with the magnetic properties of the island (and I liked that the magnetism that caused the crash opened up the storyline to the possibility of a new crash bringing in more characters one day...)\n\nHOWEVER, when Penny tracked Desmond down to the stadium (where he and Jack ended up running), she said, "If you have enough money and determination, you can find anyone." Maybe even enough money to have science monkeys in an igloo look for an electromagnetic signal?\n\nHow she knew to look for that is beyond me (whoops, that was your question, huh?)
1082945
The Cay? With the old man on the island that taught him survival tips? May be wayyy off, but ya never know until you try.\nPeaceout
662252
She tracked him because they were monitoring elctromagnetic fields. Apparently, Desmond disappeared in the same area as the island, but due to interfereance, they were unable to pinpoint his location\n\nWhen "it" went off the first time, it brought down flight 815. Since it was in the same area that Desmond was near, they started monitoring the area.\n\nWhen "it" went off on the Finale, they got another reading from it, to narrow down the area.\n\nI am thinking that they're going to say the island is in some type of "hollow Earth" location (look up hollow earth as a conspiracy theory) - the openings are at the poles of the planet, and that would explain the screwy compass readings, the monitoring station on what looks like a glacier, and even the Polar Bear shot in season one!!
329181
No, he was just boring as a person. But he probably drank quite a few zombies, as well as, pure unadulterated ethanol... how else, (sans spaceship) do you get into your own private world w/ talking walruses unless you indulge in large quanities of alcohol or recreational pharmaceuticals?