YOUR  momma is so damn fat ,she makes every car she gets in look!!!!!!!!!!!?
611174
hahahahha. can it even get anywhere then?
828399
yo momma underware is soo holy when she farts it whistles \n\nyo momma is like a buss shes big,she smells bad and is only 1 minute to ride\n\ni think those are pretty good
1125456
They suck! They make a lame car even more lame! They could never, in a million years, make a car sound good. They make it sound like the tin can, rice burner that they are! But I have another question......does the "coffee can" muffler also come with a container of Bondo and a broken front air dam? I mean, thats the only cars I see with these things! Anyone that has a stank-ass car like this needs to pull your pants up, take the wife-beater off of your skinny ass, and quit making your Dad pay for your car!!!
720849
first of all she is extremely ugly I mean just look on her stupid black Mexican face!!!! with her nasty fat body I swear just look like a pig!!!
992692
Makes me want to slap your momma!!!
330597
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. \nYo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! \nYo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her \nYo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! \nYo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter! \nYo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter \nYo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. \n Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. \nYo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. \nYo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. \nYo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. \nYo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! \nYo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. \nYOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED!\n\nYOUR MAMA SO FAT EVERY TIME  SHE TURNS AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY!\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT YOU NEED A ROAD MAP TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND HER!\n\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, PEOPLE CAME AND STARTED PLAYING TWISTER ON HER POLKA DOT DRESS.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT.
1185118
Shes perhaps the nappiest looking black woman  Iver ever seen.  How about getting the chompers fixed too?  You could drive a VW thru that gap and then get lost in the mop she calls hair.  be proud black folk....shes representing your district!
1151347
ya mum's so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac\nKids: dont do drugs.. do ya mum, but the drugs are good too!
833962
SOOOOO godamn annoying !!!!!~@!\n\nlike, oh sorry you've got a baby on board, i WAS going to ram you & turn your family wagon into a blazing fireball !\n\ngood job i saw that sticker in time.\n\n\n\nutter twats !\n\n.
593391
ya ur mom sucks mine.lol
389594
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
352291
THAT IS SO MEAN. TELL HER TO EAT ALOT I GUESS.
623783
Yo momma so fat, she uses asian girls for chopsticks!\n\nSorry, saw the id and couldnt resist :)
326155
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
469285
forever, you get fatttttttttt
395871
Yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.\n\nYo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
599326
Yo mamma'a so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits. Or Yo mamma's so dumb when she saw a yellow bus go by with white kids in it she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!