If you wear Depends, how do you go swimming without anyone knowing ?
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Imagine my Speedo with an extra large Depends soaked through and through. What an aphrodisiac! Just call me Mr. Baggypants.\nMD
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Take a sponge bath, wetting and drying a small part of your body as you go.  Use warm water if you have it.  Wear warm clothes on parts not being washed.
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You'll be surprised later from what you've learned.  Never too old to learn more about being "comfortable" in and around water.\nClassmates younger?  Get a friend to join you, or ignore them...they'll adore you for it!  Show no fear, have courage, and you'll be their idol!!
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Well, gotta know the specifics first.  Time, place and do I need to bring a swim suit and towel??
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You must wear a regulation swimsuit, no two piece or nude swimming allowed.
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Submerse yourself underwate and tuck you legs into your chest (so you look like a ball or curled up).  Using your arms by your side, push the water away from you (or towards you) depending on which was you want to go.  As long as you blow out your nose, you do not need to hold/plug it.  Air going out will not allow water in.
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first, tie your hair up in a braid, and then put a shower cap on your head. then put the swim cap over it. your hair will only get a little wet but should stay mostly dry. (sounds crazy but it works)
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since you have no eyes why am i answering?  hmmm, anyway take a deep breath before you go in water.  how's yr brain?  can u remember 2 things?  (a) behind you is the way you've come, not the river, the other side is obviously the opposite way from which you've come; go that way.  (b) u will be able to tell if yr underwater, you'll want to generally go up.  remember the deep breath?  that air is now in yr lungs (barring sucking chest wounds), air floats, so chest is up, legs generally down.  fresh air is up, go that way.  if you still got stubs, or anything like feet, kick them puppies as hard as you can, and hope u don't get turned around in mid-stream.\n\nand don't panic, the boys from "The Home" are already out looking for you.  Listen is that them at the door now?
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Wear v-neck tees and short-shorts. If they don't notice they're dead and move on.
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Don't worry !!! First you must feel very comfortable in the water - walk, run, jump etc. Next step is contact water with your face. If you feel that everything is all right then you can hold your breath under the water: standing at the wall, with and without float (or another equipment). First start swimming with some equipment (legs, hands) and then start do it without those things. Process of learning  is very difficult to describe and put it down.I can say something more about your movement in the water  if I could see how you move.Some people learns very fast some doesn't want to even put their face into the water. I had all of them and now their can swim :) so don' worry :)
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I would guess in a pool.
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I'd suggest that before you go, do something to ease your tension... a little self-love, if you know what I mean. ;)  Then after you get nude, wrap a big towel around your waist like you've just gotten out of the shower.  Then sit back and wait to see what your manhood does.  If you're lucky, you can make it to the water, and it may probably be pretty cold.
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I like to smell mine when I masterbate.. how could I do that if I did not wear any?
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You should wear whatever is the most comfortable to you.  You will probably be active, so wear someting that you can be active in.
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Wear a trenchcoat with nothing underneath. Then, when some unsuspecting person comes along, TA DA!
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Okay. So, if there is a local, "open" swimming pool in your town area, go there. Then, start at the deep end (not too deep). Hold breath in the air and then go down in the water. And just breathe, down in the water, just breathe. Breath with your nose and mouth. Just imagine being a fish, you know, when we were babies in the stomach, we breathe in water! Just do it. Don't be scared. When you breathe underwater, you are fine, soon the water would push you up when you're running out of oxygen or just kick your feet up if you need more air. Then keep doing this. It'll help you *immensley*. Once you learn how to breathe, things will get a lot easier. And just Try to swim or float on the water while breathing. So you are basically teaching your body to swim. Okay, during the summer, take swimming lessons in your local town area. You'll learn breastroke, sidestrock, FRONTSTROKE, BACKSTROKE, elementary backstroke, butterfly. Etc. But most importanly, just teach yourself a little, just be a fish! Just thing as water as your home.
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you have a rash, and it hurts when you go in water, or you don't want others to see it!