Is this good enough for lazy bum?
603195
Well, this is my solution: (ignore the first paragraph)\nYou know, for a lazy bum, you have to deal well with it. First, whe they first get in front of the monitor, the computer should turn on it's own (perhaps you plant some tracing device in his body), then the computer would have call the program automatically and fill the data automatically and when he leaves the computer turns off automatically. The boss wouldn't need to move a finger to do this.\n\nOk, seriously. If possible, all of the processing should be done in one apps only (excel only or access only). And the boss should not be required to copy the data, perhaps you give him some database files that contains the data which access or excel would read as the data source and generate a report for it automatically, requiring the boss only to point where the database file is located to see the report.
487319
Yes, you may think your lazy because you do all those things that sound like a lazy person.  However, I doubt you could be a successful individual with two degrees, a professor's job, a family and goal-oriented by being lazy.  \nIt's called resting.  In between doing all of those things, you deserve a break.  Sleep in late, grab an ol' taco out of the fridge and catch up on your TIVO.  When you start feeling Lazy, get back to your successful life.
790031
Depending on how you are getting around, you will probably use a bedside commode (aka. potty chair) or a bedpan.  YOu might not feel like going all of the way to the toilet the first few days.  But , they shouldn't make you use a diaper for that, that wouldn't be right and I would complain if they did.
841295
of course it is!  Any exercise is better than no exercise.  A good workout a couple hours before bedtime might help you sleep better too!
847066
No, it's lazy and it's dangerous. If you really want to lose weight do it the proper way. People die because of stomach stapling, they claim all they want is to be thin - but apparently not enough to get out of their reinforced chair and do some exercise once in a while.
860788
yes\n its good enough to play games :)
915339
I am stubbon and if i want somthing i will do my best to get it and usually do\nI can be lazy if somthing dosnt seem worth the bother/rewards I dont do it or do it with bad grace\nI have no self control or will power
325826
Yea. Sleeping on the ground is pretty good. If you have a flat mattress its better. Good for your back.
1166179
You really are a lazy sod. I just put the word into Google and the first option was " doing things in a MODERN way. You really should get [out of bed] more
135182
not wrong so much as lazy.....grow up!
954281
cut out rubbish and plenty of exercise
1154793
yes if you use it everyday
168391
Make sure you are in the right place at the right time.  Though, since you are lazy, this most likely will not happen.
642124
As longs as you can work it, honey it doesn't matter. You could have a good size and not know how to work that thing and it would be a waste of space.
604418
Dam right laziness if you ask me!
1092363
Oh I might sound like a loser if I tell you.\n\nI have a portapotty, a fridge, a can opener, some cracker and food stuff, a drink, a mic, an alarm clock, and I'm also on a bed.\n\nI can basically eat, sleep, poop, pee, and just be on the computer all day without being mobile =/
512003
no because its mattress isn't profiled for an everyday use (not ergonomical)! It's generally very thin and soft!