Tell me another bedtime story?
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Once upon a time, a crazy old lady ran around at night.  Finding sleeping girls and stuffing em in a Ziploc freezer bag.  Then she would take them home and make cookies for all the boys and girls of the neighborhood.  Til one day she got Hepatitis and died.  Goodnight
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It was the middle of the night in peaceful suburban Forest Estates, when Joey Smith suddenly found himself wide awake, and wondering why.  Usually he slept soundly until morning light, but now he stared around the moonlit dimness of his room, hearing nothing, trying to figure out what had awakened him.\n\nTHUMP.  A soft, squishing thud echoed through the house.  Joey froze.  The sound was not repeated.  Regaining a bit of composure, Joey softly slipped out of his bed and tiptoed across his room, fortunately avoiding stepping on the toys left on the floor.  His fingers touched the doorknob.  THUD.  It definitely sounded closer this time.  Not knowing how he made himself do it, Joey quietly turned the knob and eased the door open, and cautiously peered down the hall toward his parents' room....
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Chocolate! I've read the Bible several times.I'm in the middle of Stephen King's 'The Shining' right now and wouldn't want to throw my groove off by starting on another book for leisure reading right now.
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Get off the computer and start reading.  You're gonna need some coffee too.  Govt books.........snore!
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http://www.antbee.com/\nhttp://www.greenkidsbooks.org/\nhttp://www.childrensstories.net/stories.htm\nhttp://www.acs.ucalgary.ca/~dkbrown/stories.html\nhttp://pbskids.org/lions/stories.html\nhttp://childparenting.about.com/cs/onlinereading1/index.htm
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OK get your big fluffy Dona ready, fluff your pillows, once upon a time there was a young man who was feeling sleepy, but just not quiet tired enough to fall asleep. So he lay there listening to classical music for a while, but realized this just wasn't going to work, So then he tried a nice hot cup of milk, but when he went to take a sip he spilled it all over his nice warm bed. So he realized that was a BAD idea not worthy of ten points..... then he got up changed his bedding and snuggled back into bed. he then decided to count sheep but got to 15 and decided that it just was not his thing. definitely not worthy of ten points so then he decided to read him self a little story about little red riding hood but by the end as funny as that story was it just left him feeling the need to go to the toilet. so it couldn't be awarded the ten points,but just as he was climbing back into bed his new little baby started to stir, so he put that little baby in bed with him and made up a bed time story all of his own. as his child feel back to sleep he lay there thinking of all the bed time stories he was going to tell his son in the future and be for long he had put him self to sleep sweet dreams new daddy lol sunshine
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sounds like your missing the story are you sure you didnt wake up when it was over??
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Back in my wandering hippie days a busload of us crashed at an old house in Boulder Colorado.  One of the women awoke from a nap upstairs screaming, saying a little girl was trying to steal her body. \n\nOur host passed a couple of joints around and told the story of the original residents.  It seems their young daughter had died of typhoid, and they were in such denial of it that they just left her body to rot in her upstairs bedroom. Deprived of a proper burial, the girl's spirit never left the house.  The next owner had walled off the room, even going so far as to seal it with lead.  We were starting to have some fun with the story when there was suddenly a loud bang from the wall in question, causing a number of things to fall down.\n\nWe decided then to go out for ice cream, and we all slept downstairs on the living room floor that night.
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This is a true story too... when I was 13, our school had taken us out for an overnight trip and this incident occured on the first night of our stay. We were housed in a dormritory. However, since we were not ready to sleep yet (you know how these trips be), at the insistence of one of our mates, we decided to swap ghost stories. The requestor loved ghost stories but was also scared by them. Finally, one by one, we fell asleep.\n\nThe setting was right... dark night... strange place... wind howling... Our mate who had requested for the ghost stories awoke in the middle of the night, slightly disoriented. Suddenly she saw this pale figure in white walking towards her. In fright, she grabbed the hand of the person next to her... and let out a scream... for she had grabbed at nothing and the figure next to her was also in white.\n\nWhat actually happened was that one of our clasmates sleep walked. Her white night dress and the moonlight gave her a ghostly effect. Also, her neighbour had covered herself completely with a white bedsheet. The combined effect left our mate thinking she had seen two ghosts! \n\nThis story went down in the annals of our class as the funniest ghost story ever. Hope you enjoyed it too. :)
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I just reread "Christy" by Catherine Marshall, a very old book.\n\nAnd, I'm also reading the Chronicles of Narnia again...for the 16th time.\n\n(old favorites)
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"Where's My Teddy?" Jez Alborough.\n\nBIG BOOK, short, silly, catchy, rhyming story. A long standing favorite with my 4 & 6 year olds, they now read it to me.\n\nhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/sitbv3/reader/ref=sib_dp_pt/103-3502603-6973420?%5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=1564020487\n\nSorry if the link isn't complete. Take a look at the cover on Amazon.com. Trust me, he'll love the story and pictures and will want to read or recite it to you.
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Hi!\n\nThat's a gud un!!\n\nI'm gonna tell the kids that one in the morning - they'll love it!!\n\nThanks for the giggle!!
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Its past sleeping time, go to bed
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No, it's just a bedtime story.\n\nEven Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
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Over The Hedge\nThe Wild\nCars\nFinding Nemo\nThe Incredibles\nToy Story\nShrek\n-\nDate Movie\nScary Movie 4\n....\nwaaahh, i dont know..im reallly sleepy, its already 12 am in here
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That was actually one of my favorite books. You just sparked a memory! You have 2 days. It's not that big of a book. Read it, really!
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Good night!! Sarah, Hope you have sweet dreams to, 15 min. and I'll be heading to bed!\nP.S. Love you to!!!!