Is there anything scary about a zombie? I mean really, they move so slow it's kinda a joke right?
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I think what was supposed to be scary, was even the slow ones traveled in packs and whatever turned them was supposed to spread at an alarming rate.  Strength in numbers, I suppose.
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I think it’s totally bogus!!! Surely you would feel them crawling on your face while sleeping And then knock them off I know I would!! . Have some one tickle you lightly and ask what you did, if you’re freaked out about !!!!
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I think its all a total joke. To scare us all. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Zombie the Flesh Eaters
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By now only the terminally brain dead or U.S. government propagandized zombies would think staying there is viable or even sane. \nBy the way, the much-too-oft -used phrase "Stay the course" is a farce also coined by madmen who have no direction but to their bank accounts.
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I'm not sure, but I hear Rob Zombie is working on it. Should be pretty good. It's a prequel to the first Halloween.
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He was a Zombie, is a Zombie, and always will be a Zombie.  I would offer an opinon on how to cure his zombieness, but it would probably be a TOS violation.
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I dont watch scary movies either or else i cant sleep and totally freak myself out, but i just got back from this one and its not as scary as the original.  It had a handful of individual moments that made me scream out loud, lol, but nothing with long lasting damage.  I agree with a previous comment, they softened it, mostly by taking out the creepy gregorian chants.  Its the perfect amount of scary, just go with a friend.  Definately talk with someone about something else afterwords.
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They're pretty scary if you've never seen them before.  I've seen a couple, but they were just the thin ropey ones & not the big ones you see on the news.  I've lived in Kansas all my life, so I'm used to them.
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It's probably just fluke but who knows? They do feed off of fear you know ghosts and things! do, do, do, do :D
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Oh, those AUDL freaks! They're all talk - you ever see a zombie attorney in court? They lose their head and fall all to pieces, man. Resist! Anyone that dies and won't stay down deserves all the ribbing they get!
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It`s not at all scary.E mail me for more info.
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Why are you so obsessed with zombies when they don't exist!
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I hunt Zombies for there tasty rotting flesh. Its just delicious. If you are hunting a Zombie for food, so you can survive, then it's ok. If you are hunting just for the sport it is wrong. If your gonna kill it, eat it
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your question scares me
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Oh man, I loove zombie movies. I have a long list, some are good, but some are so bad that they're funny. There we go (descriptions are courtesy of www.imdb.com):\n\n1.The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? :Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. \n\n2. Zombi Holocaust: The members of an expedition in search for the last faithful of Kito, the cannibal god, land on a small island in the Moluccas (East Indies) and are soon hunted by cannibals and zombies, these being created by a sinister Doctor O'Brien who is experimenting with corpses. Suzan, a sexy lady in the expedition team, eventually takes a hold on things, as she is accepted as queen of the cannibals, and direct them against the mad scientist and his army of zombies.\n\n3. White Zombie: Young couple Madeleine and Neil are coaxed by acquaintance Monsieur Beaumont to get married on his Haitian plantation. Beaumont's motives are purely selfish as he makes every attempt to convince the beautiful young girl to run away with him. For help Beaumont turns to the devious Legendre, a man who runs his mill by mind controlling people he has turned into zombies. After Beaumont uses Legendre's zombie potion on Madeleine, he is dissatisfied with her emotionless being and wants her to be changed back. Legendre has no intention of doing this and he drugs Beaumont as well to add to his zombie collection. Meanwhile, grieving 'widower' Neil is convinced by a local priest that Madeleine may still be alive and he seeks her out.\n\n4. Zombie Horror: A professor opens a crypt and reanimates rotten zombies. The zombies attack a jet-set-group which is celebrating a party in a villa nearby... \n\n5. The Child: A newly-hired housekeeper in a remote area is alarmed to discover that her boss's eleven-year-old daughter is using her supernatural powers to take revenge on the people she holds responsible for her mother's death, with the aid of her flesh-eating zombie 'friends'\n\n6. Zombie High:  woman (Madsen) goes to previously all-male boarding school on a scholarship. She begins to separate herself from her boyfriend in order to devote more time to her new environment. Over a course of time she notices that more and more students have lost their individuality, and approach their activities in a lifeless and automatic manner. Eventually a diabolical plot fostered by the faculty begins to emerge.\n\n\n6. Zombie Nightmare:  Tony Washington is killed by a gang of rampant trendy teenagers. Molly Mokembe is a voodoo lady who brings him back from the dead to seek revenge on his killers so he can rest in peace.\n\n7. I Was a Teenage Zombie: Four High-Schoolers (led by the leather-jacketed "Bird") accidentally kill a drug pusher and dump his body in toxic waters. When the pusher returns as a zombie, and knocks off our heroes one by one, their only recourse is to dump the body of one of their recently dead, and have him return as a "good" zombie to face off with the bad one. The Producer's hook for the film was to feature music by groups the likes of The Fleshtones and Los Lobos.\n\n8. Virus (also known as Zombi 5): After a chemical leak at the Hope Centre in Papua New Guinea (an organisation devoted to feeding underdeveloped countries) turns its staff into flesh-eating zombies, a four-man commando squad led by Mike London are sent to investigate. They run into a TV news crew led by celebrity reporter Lea, who are after the same story, but when they discover that the entire country has been overrun by zombies, what are the chances of them getting the message across? Unlike most zombie films, this actually tries to make a serious point - that if we don't feed the Third World, they'll come and feed o
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If the zombie has diplomacy he can do anything he wants without getting into any legal squabbles...he'll still have to worry about peta, though. I don't think zombies need immunity because they are very elusive.