if I hold my nose and fart , could  it bust my eardrums?
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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! I dunno how... But it can!
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theoretically, YES.\n\neven space is not a complete vacuum.\n\nthe "tightest" vacuum exists in intergalactic space with a density of one hydrogen atom per cubic centimeter.\n\n"sound" is the perception of vibrations in atoms as percieved by the human ear.  \n\ntheoretically, a large enough shockwave ( e.g. a supernova ) could compress enough of these rare atoms in space to move your eardrum ( if the radiation doesnt kill you first ! ).  \n\nif you consider the music coming out of your stereo amplifier to be sound, then consider a microphone that is sensitive enough to pick up these minute vibrations in space and amplify them to your speakers and you would be listening to their sound ! ( in space ).\n\nin short, the VIBRATIONS are there even in the thinnest vacuum, it is only a question of being able listen to them !
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Yes i found that instead of my farts sounding like a trumpet there were more like a flute.lol loux
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I would think sure, why not, as long as it cannot escape.  Have you ever passed gas before.  Farted in your hand, held it, and passed it on to a friend in their face. Its pretty fun actually. lol
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try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
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boil water and inhale the steam it should help you pop your inner ear.
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try and let it out slow..sounds funny but do it..then it wont make a noise..and if u do fart then blame it on ur shoe it it makes a sound...and if it smells juz b put ur shirt over ur nose
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Quite simply, yes.  I have some authority on this subject, as I used to be an acoustics consultant.\nWhen the eardrums are subject to this kind of assault, they can take a long time to recover after the sound has stopped.  A typical reaction is a ringing in the ears, which take literally take hours to fade away.  During this time, other sounds may not be clear.\nContinued / repeated exposure to excessively loud noise can result in the ears never being able to return to their 'normal' level - i.e. a level of deafness.\nIf people want to show off their cars, they could have some spectacular artwork painted on it.  This is something people could admire, instead of being subjected to ridiculous blasts of unwanted noise that really will produce the risk of deafness for the occupants. <End of rant>
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Uhhhh that sucks, I make more music when I fart...
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Your farts will smell minty fresh! You and the yellow poop guy should hook up!
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I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
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HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
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Only you can smell it.  So don't be embarrassed, just get used to it.  You'll be one of a very few people whose noses can smell in more ways than one.\n\nThere's a lady in San Diego whose ears make little noises.  I'll email you her address, and you and she can get together and talk about topics that relate to: noses that stink and ears that squeak.
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You may have an ear infection
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Saw the demo on TV the other day - pretty cool! I wouldn't recommend trying it that way -- not that you'd explode (I think, I hope) but you might feel very uncomfortable if the gas gets trapped!  (you kook! LOL!)
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The physiology of passing flatulence usually involves holding your breath to increase the pressure in your abdominal cavity.  By doing so, you are able to use your abdominal muscles and pass your gas.  When you hold your breath, it is impossible to talk as you need air to pass by your vocal cords to produce a sound.  \n\nThis is not to say that there are not talented people out there who can do both at one time, but they are probably the minority.\n\nNext time you have to fart while talking, just try to pass your gas without taking in and holding a deep breath.  you might find it a bit more of a challenge.\n\nGood Luck!
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lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee