I got Bin Laden hiding in my back room?
604873
Kick his fuck!ng turbin off.
478951
He is your son...call the cops and child protection services,unless you have something to hide?
1158395
How did you know I was out there? I've been in hiding.
636507
Oh,.... pack your bags buddy. It's Gitmo for u. I shouldn't have even answered this question, because now I'm associated with you. We are both going down!
1123713
you should call the cops and tell them that you had some stuff stolen from your property they may or may not do something about it....
712860
are you in that room? man you must be in some seroius trouble. i suggest you burn down both doors and do a tribal dance to see wich is the way out.
187617
Much of the information that you want lies with the FBI and related agencies and is confidential.  But, you can know what is public.\n\nThe United States Department of State is offering a reward of US$25 million for information leading to bin Laden's capture. An additional reward of $2 million is being offered by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association. While bin Laden's current whereabouts are unknown, the most popular assumption is that he is hiding in Pakistan's tribal region of Waziristan bordering Afghanistan, or, more specifically, near the small Pakistani market town of Chitral. If bin Laden is in Pakistan, it is possible that he benefits from local support by the Waziri. With the inhospitable mountainous terrain and uncertainty about the cooperation of Pakistani intelligence, the United States faces many difficulties in pursuing his capture, despite a wide array of sophisticated eavesdropping sensors deployed in the region.
745222
He might have just wanted to tell you that there were girls there incase you hear it from someone else. If that happens you'd start to question why didn't he tell you about it and wonder if he's hidding something. He's just trying to play it safe and be honest with you by keeping you updated about all the things that are happening.
689432
I hide myself under the bed ...
162489
this may seem little to you but in reality it is a big issue. if i were you i would make a police report about it, this is an invasion of your privacy and if they are watching your every move then, they are crazy and you need to tell the police and relocate. Clearly his motives are not of good nature.
1113918
You need a metal detector for this one....but with all the 9/11 security ...you could probably pull it off at a courthouse.I read this in a magazine and it's the best prank I've ever heard.You take a dildo and wrap it in foil....put some duct tape on it....make it resemble a home-made bomb...and sneak it into a backpack or purse...or if you know someone taking a flight...into their luggage.....it's mistaken for a bomb...a big deal is made and then the dildo is exposed....humilating the carrier....
304103
I think your just being paranoid, dude! really do you think that if your brother was really walking along that level he would openly come out like that at the home of your parents or his brothers for redicule?  not only that, unless they are forensics experts, no one knows of your dirty bathroom secrets except for us, now.
769276
CATCH OSAMA AND BE DONE WITH IT !!!\n\nBECAUSE HE'S NOTHING BUT A TROUBLE MAKER !!!
837738
Sounds like a stalker setting you up.  I would keep watching out the window.\n\nCoach
897571
i know he makes this big to do over terrorists after  9/11 claiming he is guna put an end to terrorists umm, where is bin laden?? hmmmmmmm he is nothing but a full fledged murdering lying pompous good for nothing but trashing SORRY EXCUSE for a president....oh man do i feel better lol
955688
yup sorry to tell ya but sounds like he's a pervert.\n\ngo see some one esle but i would have him turned in cause he does not need to be doing this to any one ever again right \n\ndont let him do this to some one else!!!
230855
HaHa, my brother came home from the bar and caught his roomate @ like 2 something in the morning looking at porn on the net with a bottle of lotion. \n\nI was over the next day and they told me to ask him something about did he get some last night. They didn't tell me why and when I asked him he said F you guys. Then they told me what had happened.