Serious question for the Republicans...How do you ask a republican to shower?
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you place a glass of water on the hood of their pickup.  they chug most of it then pat some on their brow.
925334
ASK YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE.
349324
The best way is to have someone massage them out for you.  A warm shower works well, or a nice soak in a hot tub.
183234
Put shaving cream on the ear piece of a telephone.  you can put a piece of tape over the holes on the ear piece of a telephone.  If someone is sleeping with glasses on, put scotch tape on the lens.  While someone is in the shower, throw a cold glass of water over the curtain or shower door.  Set all the clocks in the house to an hour later or earlier (including the car).  Put food coloring in the back of the toilet tank.  Turn on all electronic things in the car, like turn on the radio full blast, the wipers, directionals, heater fan on high.  Set alarm an hour early.  Clock radio alarm?  Full blast!  Add double the coffee in the coffee maker.  Add salt to someone's beer (yuck).  Replace chocolate with unsweetened chocolate.  If your kitchen sink has a sprayer, put a rubber band around it so that the valve is opened...when someone turns on the water, it shower time.  Dip the handle of a tooth brush in vegetable oil.  Oil the outside of the shampoo bottle.  Put peanut butter on the toilet seat.
151990
Glue a large sponge to the shower wall then soap it up and rub your back up and down on it orrrrrr get married and let the wiffy do it...the sponge is much cheaper in the long run lol..
614154
Write your Congressman/woman and get some help!
373518
I think clowns are more compatible with republicans, but hey...  go for "IT"!  At least you have a sense of humor and you're not too serious all the time!  "IT" could happen.
945932
The Republican Party has never really meant it when they talk about less intrusion into people's personal lives-- they still want to control people's behavior in the bedroom, preach what religious doctrines we should have, and prevent us from using recreational drugs that are less harmful than alcohol.  They have profited from their pseudolibertarian talk, but you can't fool the American people forever.
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Hand them a bar of soap when they walk into the joint.  Put a background picture of a pile of dog crap on their computer Desktops.  As a last resort, you can wait until they sit down and drop one of those green car air freshners shaped like a tree around their necks.\n\nThere's no excuse for fat lazy slobs not bathing.\n\nFor the nerds: Don't let them in.  You don't need those repulsive people in your place - they'll drop your "cool points" quite a bit.
1040507
Menifee huh?  Lovely area (snicker) Maybe all the meth fumes are getting to your head. Wow, I wish republicans were not so closed minded. Good looking out for the GOP my friend...show the world your true colors....idiot
737283
Dear, tell him that it is very important that he keep up his personal hygiene, otherwise illnesses could occur that could have been prevented. Show him a website of parasites under a microscope that collect on the skin over a period of 1 day to a week. I guarantee you that this will gross him out and he will WANT to shower..........LOL ..........Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!
1118513
Vote republican again! ;)
470103
Put it in some stubborn republican's food.
1038692
Republicans don't have any idea that other people actually have minds of their own and don't think the same way that they do... when you say no, they think "oh she couldn't be telling me, a Republican no"...\n\nthey don't listen to anyone but Rush\n\nas to your other problem...\n\n... you should just report Freetyme... he's clearly not even attempting to answer your question, which is a violation of board rules... just click on report abuse under his name and report him for not answering the question... \n\nIf you did it for all the times he didn't answer your question... he would probably get kicked off...
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I wish there was b/c I too have wondered much the same thing. I sat behind a guy in school that was a moron, took the time to dress up in nice clothes, yet refused to take a shower. Needless to say, he was quickly dubbed "why dress up if you're gonna stink". I hated him.
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this is yet another pitiful attempt by the republican party to earn favor with gay men. who reads GQ? a few clueless straight guys and a bunch of homosexuals. this should make you laugh! the republican  party is littered with a bunch of latent homosexuals tiring to curry support after that whole gay marriage thing. \nhave the republicans really dropped so low that they must issue an article of such stupidity? that like the catholic priest stating they don't prefer altar boys!\ni guess that the GOP has new meaning.\nGROSS OLD PERVERTS!!!!!!!!
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Let me guess, you are a senate democrat on your lunch break. This must be your way of working out the stress, it must be hard working in a Republican controlled Washington.\n\n Why dont you try a support group, I heard that getoveritwelosttheelection.com can be a great place to help a person begin to accept reality. \nThis group meets once a month, Senator Kennedy serves MAHtini's and Senator Kerry gives free botox injections (to help you keep a smile when in the company of a Republican), John Edwards makes appearances to give hints on how to do a proper thumbs up sign ( very important to know how to do when confirming a sumpreme court judge).\nBill Clinton is always a hit at the meetings with his "How to Zip up Your Fly in 3 seconds or less" demonstration( a proper democrat must never be caught with their fly down).\n Sometimes Al Gore shows up too, they let him out on a day pass from time to time to make speeches(its part of his therapy).\n *Dues are only 100.00 a year, its an all mens club, shhh dont tell anyone.\n\n Come on lighten up and get over it,just take a deep breath and let it go..Dont live in denial.