i need to learn some good comebacks where can i go to find some good ones?
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You have to give me something to comeback to...
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www.farts.com\nwww.lileks.com\nwww.merriamwebster.com (you can have the dictionary pronounce the words)\nwww.killercartoons.com\nwww.starterupsteve.com
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Try www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com I think it's cool.
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Train yourself to be ready to be good with comebacks and do it confidently.  It's hard to do but well worth the effort.\n\nIf you don't like the job, find another job and give this jerk the snubbing of his life!  That will REALLY put him in his place!
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www.need-a-speech.com\nwww.libraryspot.com/speeches.htm \nwww.historychannel.com/speeches\nwww.brianx.com/quotes.html
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try this site: www.how can i be more of a loser . com
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Go to prankplace.com or gagworks.com...some pretty funny stuff on there. Or a pair of giant inflatable boxing gloves (one of those sites will have them)
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you can go to:\nwww.learnhowtoaskquestionsinenglish.com
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funnyfly.com  rudefun.com  humoraddict.com   eww.net \n Those are just a few of the sites that send me jokes daily, some are more on the risque side and some just suck but they do have some good ones.    "I screwed a pig once, but it squealed on me!" haha  "A bear and a rabbit were taking a sh** in the woods. The bear said, 'Rabbit do you have problems w/ sh** sticking to your fur?' The rabbit said no, so the bear wiped his a$$ w/ the rabbit." Anyway, you can always try goggle too. Good luck!\n-Brandy
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http://www.lyrics.com
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http://www.goodquotes.com/
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www.lyrics.com\nwww.lyricfreak.com
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You might try ebaumsworld.com
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http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
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sure here are some of my favorite fun sites.\nwww.comedy central jokes.com\nwww.funny junk.com\nmyspace.com
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http://www.atlabank.com/\n\nhttp://www.atlabank.com/comments_questions.htm
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laugh out loud    \n\nyou must be new to this kinda stuff that is OK\n \nhere are some more abbreviations to help you\nttyl-talk to ya later\ng2g- got to go\nttfn-tata for now\nr-are\nu-you\nBRB-BE RIGHT BACK\n\nHOPE THOSE HELP YOU!!!