So,,,,,Did you ever sit on the copy machine and copy your butt?
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A woman did this about ten years ago. She was fired for it. It was in the copy room of where she worked. She tried to appeal, the cheeky lass. She was fired for sitting on her assets. Despite the puns, the story is true. It made the national media. It seemed like a silly and trite reason to fire someone.
534565
Yes.\n\nYou know, I could have lived my entire life without seeing the photo at the end of that link.\n\nTMI, definitely TMI.
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yes once u have uploaded than u can copy it anywhere.
39541
Yes, in fact I did it one time while online for a ride in an amusement park. Even though the line was outside, I had let one go and within a few seconds people behind us were like "oooh, man....somebody smells like a**!". It was quite hilarious.
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Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
596198
I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
78497
Gee, let me count the ways...\n\nHow about having batteries and birth control pills falling out of your carry-on while stuffing it into the overhead bin right into the lap of a good looking guy? (Luckily I was in Europe and hoped that they look so different there he didn't know what they were- the pills that is)\n\nHow about going to an amusement park with 2 guys and riding a water ride, then getting so soaked that my pad washed out all over my pants?\n\nOr my personal favorite- I was on my computer at work, and was waiting for my husband to pick me up.  I saw him out of the corner of my eye come up behind me, yep, same khaki pants- and I rubbed the inside of his thigh & said just a minute while I finished typing.  I turned around- IT WAS MY BOSS.  Yes, 10 years later and I still work there!\n\nDon't worry about making fun of me- I am just posting this to help some poor schmuck laugh at themselves more.  I certainly have learned to!
128966
i've wore a tee butt out in public. ...lol!!\njk
791267
Brilliant.  I nearly fell off my chair!!! \n\nThank you... Tomorrow I will be claiming that one as mine (sorry)\n\n;o)
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i did\nit wasnt a very proud moment lol\nbut i had to!\nit was in an ugly fitting room in a clothing shop in hongkong\ni couldnt stand it anymore\nthe queues to the public toilets were so long!\nso i pretended to try on a top and did my business right on the carpet\ni know it's yucky.. lol.. but hey i got my reason!
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ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
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copyrighted,ketchup,uncopyrighted
1112198
LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......
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For reference or to copy?
77505
No, but I have made love in the back of a hearst..\nwhere the coffins were kept..my b/f owned the hearst...lol
561846
"Rip" is another way of saying "copy"
920314
Yes I have.  Lots of fun.