When did you realize you were an old fart?
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Similar with me. I was flipping radio stations and thought I'd found a great hard rock station. They were playing Ozzy and Gun's -N- Roses.. then the dj came on and said.. Thanks for listening to the blast from the past on the oldies station.. I cried lol
686117
You were a dog in a former life.
710527
I was enjoying a nice day of music in the park. Had on a denim skirt that snapped all the way up. No slip just bikini undies. Stood up somehow caught my knee while standing up. There I stood in my red undies with an equally red face. Got some applause. Knew a lot of the people.\nWasn't so funny then. When I think of it now i chuckle. I was 22 when this happened.
121942
actually, i feel like i was born a century too late
1112406
OMG you were born in '88. I feel sooooooooo old
215981
It's not necessarily true...I'm an old dog (actually, I prefer to be called an "old fart"), and have learned to use a computer!
1005547
I'm going to watch these answers with interest because I feel I am well up on the 'Old Far** list.\nIsn't it strange how when we are young we exaggerate our age to appear older, then when in middle age we pretend we are younger, then as we get older we again exaggerate to give the impression we are again older??\nDon't expect this has helped much but it filled in a bit of time before I go to collect my pension!!
315888
never your as old as you believe you are
632850
you are as old as you feel
59382
The first time I heard that one I was 6 or 7,How old are you?
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
1171792
I know, that joke is older than I am (59)
10930
I probably felt like I was an adult when I moved out of my 'rents house at 19. I'm 28 now and still don't feel much like an "adult".
648441
if they are old and mean i consider them an old fart, but if they're old and nice, I consider them NOT an old fart.
1009280
You are an old soul at 14.... very unique =)
255234
Pretty darn old, but remember: with age comes wisdom!