how can i have sex with a chick?
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well chickens are really cheap. around $2 a pound if you buy the whole bird. how you have sex with it is up to you. now if you mean chick as in reference to a lady. i think you have a problem. after she kicks the crap out of you for being so rude she is gonna do it again just because you are a total moron. and once more because you are a mommas boy. hahaha loser. just go jackoff. thats the closest to pu.ssy youre ever gonna get. ok im done with youre mom now. im gonna send her skank ass walking home.
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Seduce her mind first. You must get in her head and have her thinking about you. You must make her feel comfortable with you. \nListen and talk to her. Women love to talk! They feel closer to you if you listen and remember what you talked about. In a way, words are a form of intercourse for a woman because it's the only thing they have with which to establish trust with you. A woman will tell you exactly how and when she wants to be seduced if you just shut up and listen to her. \nTake things slowly. Show her that you're patient; your ability to resist her will make her wonder if you're really interested, and will motivate her to show you that she's worth being interested in. \nKiss with your eyes first. Women need to feel a connection with you. You begin this connection through your words and then your eyes. If you can keep her eyes on yours, and hypnotize her with your words, you are halfway there. \nIncrease the physical intimacy. You have to be careful with this one. Don't be eager or aggressive. Begin touching a woman with simple hugs, pats on the back, etc. Then gradually increase it by bringing her in closer...kiss with your eyes! Then move on to simple kisses (pecks). Again, take it slow. \nTalk about sex or sexy things. At some point, begin to talk about sex...not between the two of you, but general experiences you've had. Once you inject the topic of sex, it will be on their mind when they think about you. With women, it's all about familiarity and safety. Talking about the act makes them more comfortable with the act. \nTell a woman you want her. Pick the right time, but be clear that you want her (not in a cheesy way ['I want you baby'] but in a tender way). She needs to know you want a time and place for the act. Gauge her reaction. If she is ready, then plan on setting up the situation for it to happen. \nWhen it's the right time, always ask for permission ('Is this okay?') and be ready to back off at any time if she is not ready. \nRespect a woman at all times. She is not a piece of meat but a human being with feelings. If you are out to 'get some,' then you are not seducing a woman. You are merely an animal in heat. \nFind a good form of interaction, one that works best for you. If you need time to think about what you're going to say, maybe email or IM will work best for you, at least to start. \n\n\n\nTips \nAlways listen. \nTalk to her frequently. The best approach is email. It gives you direct access to her head because you can be as intimate as you want and she can mull your words while you are not around. \nKiss with your eyes -- establish that eye to eye contact and you will begin the intimacy process. \nThis method works with men too except they don't like to talk as much. \nDon't be creepy -- staring at the wrong times, seeming overly eager, or airing out your relationship past on the first date are all examples of the wrong way to seduce a woman. Relax, take it slow and be yourself (unless, of course, you are creepy). \nBuild a "buzz" around yourself -- Women put a lot of stock in what their friends think of prospective suitors. If you want to date a particular girl, demonstrate your good qualities (e.g., sense of humor, good taste, charitable nature) around her friends. \nThink before you speak. \nWarnings \nAlways use protection. \nNever, ever have sex if a woman does not want to. Don't pressure her to do anything she doesn't want to do. Never hit a woman. \n\n--------------------------
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Well the mechanism of sexual intercourse is that you insert you erect penis inside the vagina of your girl friend and then pump until both of you have an orgasm.\n\nTo make the girl friend more sexy have her wear semi nude clothing.\n\nTo make the envoirnment more sexy play a good porno movie\n\nHope this will help you.....
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Hey! R u crazy? U can't have sex with a girl all the time. It lasts only about 15-20 mins. U'll probably die, if u have sex all the time.
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dont worry SLU>>T  IVE BEEN WITH LIKE 45 cHICKS  IM DA MAN>>WANNA HOOK IT UP
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tell her you are a virgin and let her teach you
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go crazy and have sex with any and evry body
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So talk to her and ask her how she is feeling. If you're mature enough to have sex then you're mature to talk openly and honestly about sex.
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the best way is to have it done by a professional.  hire somebody to take a photoshoot while u are engaging sex with your girl.
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I don't think you want to tell a girl you love her and want to have sex with her all at the same time.  One step at a time. Tell her how you feel, and invite her out to dinner, maybe buy her some flowers, or choclates and know that Rome wasn't built in a day. Just slow it down a little.
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I'm a boy so the best way for me is to hump a girl's vagina.\n\nBut if you're a girl I guess jumping on a guy would work just fine.\n\nAfter the initial physical contact, you could just chat about politics.
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just start it a kiss. maybe get close enough where you can bump into her and rub your hand lightly over her breast to get her horny and wet too. if its going happen then it will
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Suggest to have sex with her in the shower ;)
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let her explore you body at her leasure. that usually gets em ready to blow.
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well theres two types of girls. if shes the nice honest type she probably notices that you look at her alot and dont talk to her much so she figures you just want sex. if shes the slutty type then you better just avoid her completely. i guarantee she will start coming on to you. and if youre smart you will still avoid her. trust me man, dont mess with the slutty chicks no matter how hot they look. they will just use you and throw you away. its whats on the inside that counts. let me put it this way, you can walk out into a cow pasture with a box and fill it with cow patties. then you can wrap it up so it looks just beautiful. but what do you have. its still just a box of ....  good luck.
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Seems that there are no chicks answering your question mate. So sorry to see this.
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doggy, if you wanna get a girl try to date her and talk with her , be good and try to forget about sex coz she`ll come to ya !