Did you hear about the rooster with the premature ejaculation problem?
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haha th3e best one today
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It has been found that premature ejaculation resolves on its own over time without the need for a medical treatment. However, practicing relaxation techniques or using distraction methods can also help you in delaying ejaculation. You may practice techniques like Masters and Johnson Method, Simulation Technique or Squeeze Technique to exercise greater control over your performance. In addition, keeping a check over the alcohol intake and illegal drug usage is also helpful.
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premature ejaculation is uncontrolled ejaculation either before or shortly after sexual penetration with minimal sexual stimulation and before the person wishes. It may result in an unsatisfactory sexual experience for both partners. This can increase the anxiety that may contribute to the problem. Premature ejaculation is one of the most common forms of male sexual dysfunction and has probably affected every man at some point in his life
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Premature ejaculation \n \n\n \nWhat is it?\n\nPremature ejaculation (PE) means 'coming too quickly'. \n\nIt's one of the commonest of all sexual problems. Recently, we did a survey of several thousand British males, and approximately 10 per cent of them said that they 'often' or 'sometimes' had this trouble.\n\nWe found that it's commoner in younger men - which is not surprising, as there's a distinct tendency for it to improve with age. Men generally get better control as they grow older.\n\nHowever, a 2004 survey in Europe showed that middle-aged men still have this problem. \n\nFortunately, good treatments are available.\n\nDoes it matter? \n\nWell, in most cases it does matter - because it makes people unhappy and frustrated. And in severe cases PE can threaten or even ruin a marriage - simply because it spoils the sex lives of both partners. Sometimes, the condition is so bad that the man cannot even manage to have intercourse because he invariably ejaculates before he can get into the vagina. This can be devastating for a man's self-confidence. And it can be hugely frustrating and annoying for his partner, too.\n\nHowever, most men merely find PE a considerable irritation - a condition that makes them 'come' very soon after they enter their partners (say, after only one to two minutes), so that neither party gets a lot of satisfaction.\n\nWhat causes it?\n\nFor many years, sex experts have tended to say that premature ejaculation is caused by early 'conditioning'. In other words, the man's early, rushed (and perhaps furtive) sexual experiences had to be quick - so as to avoid detection! The idea is that all this hectic rush 'conditions' him to climax as quickly as possible.\n\nHowever, in our own surveys we have found that many men with PE say that they did not have rushed, hasty early sexual experiences (though others say they did). These maintain that they were 'highly triggered' right from the start of their sex lives.\n\nIt's worth noting that from an evolutionary point of view, it's probable that throughout human history, males who climaxed quickly were more likely to have children. (In other words, if you were a caveman who 'came' very fast, you'd stand more chance of impregnating cavewomen - and, therefore, enlarging and strengthening your tribe - than a chap who took all day about it.)\n\nTherefore, we feel that the tendency to reach orgasm quickly may often actually be inherited rather than learned.\n\nFinally, there's no question that anxiety (or 'nerves') plays a part in many cases of PE. If you're nervous, you're likely to come too quickly. That's why many males have discovered for themselves that a small amount of alcohol eases their nerves and makes them less likely to climax prematurely. But we wouldn't recommend alcohol as a treatment!\n\nTreatment\n\nSo, what can be done for PE?\n\n\n(i) Very mild cases\n\nIf you have very mild PE (for instance, if you can 'last' a good five minutes but would like to last 10), there's probably no point in going to a doctor. Why? Because you should be able to improve matters by simple 'distraction techniques'. This means turning your mind to something else when you sense that a climax is near. For instance, you can:\n\n\nthink very hard about something totally unconcerned with sex. \n\n\npinch yourself hard. \n\n\nbite the pillow. \n\n\nSome men try to treat themselves with a local anaesthetic gel. This product is advertised to the public as a good way to 'damp down' sexual sensation in the penis. But we do not advise using it firstly, because the local anaesthetic can 'dull' the sex sensation for the partner, and secondly because it can sometimes cause a distressing skin sensitivity reaction.\n\n\n\n\n(ii) Getting help for more severe cases\n\n\nIf PE is causing you more significant problems, it is best to consul
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it's pretty amazing that's worked for them.  you think one time they'd forget or something.  and plus, pre-ejaculates contain viable sperm.  lucky lucky's.
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I accidentally gave a female pig an orgasm whilst examining her... couldn't get my arm out for a good 5 minutes.... all in a days work my friend, all in a days work.
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The short answer is "no".  At a quick perusal, herballove.com seems to be a website dedicated to providing accurate, medical information about sexual dysfunctions, with the answers given by physicians.  The problem is many of the problems they address aren't medical problems, and most of what the experts say is complete nonsense (and I'm being very polite by not simply labeling it the browner parts of what comes out of the back end of a cow here).\n\nFor instance, there's no such thing as "overmasturbation"... and "leaky penis"?  I can only assume they're referring to the penis expelling some sort of pre-seminal fluid during sexual arousal (which is what they suggest it is).  I know lots of men who would suddenly complain of this problem if it was one.  Of course, it's not.  This "problem" is actually a perfectly normal function of the penis during intercourse, and there are several anatomical structures built into male anatomy (such as the cowper's gland) which are specifically designed to release pre-ejaculatory fluid, partially to neutralize the acidic pH of the urine present in the urethra and make the environment safer for sperm to pass through.  Not only is that "problem" not a problem, it's a sign your sexual anatomy is perfectly healthy and functioning normallly.\n\nTheir products, much like the some of the problems they are designed to address, make no sense.  If you read the ingredients, the first half of quite a few turn out to be nothing more than run of the mill multi-vitamins, which won't do you any harm under normal circumstances, but you might as well pay the two or three dollars and pop a Flintstone's chewable every day and be done with it if that's what you're after, and it should be noted in the case of vitamin A, E, and K... all of these vitamins are fat-soluble and can build up in your bodily tissues, eventually leading to toxic poisoning if you take high doses of them, so you shouldn't consume multiple supplements containing those vitamins, that even modest amounts of vitamin E can be dangerous if you have a cardiovascular condition and are on a standard regimen of anti-platelet aggregates to combat the problem (such as aspirin plus cumadin, warfarin, etc) and that if you smoke, you shouldn't take beta carotene, either, since it's been shown to significantly increase the risk of cancer in smokers.\n\nHerballove doesn't seem to address any of those concerns while being so informed and concerned about your health.\n\nAs for the "harmonizing herbal extract blend", none of it has FDA approval not because the FDA is biased against natural remedies (after all, a large percentage of drugs approved by the FDA are taken from botanical sources, which means they are, in essence, herbal extracts that passed scientific muster), but because these herbs have been shown time and time again, when you put them through standard medical testing, to do absolutely nothing.\n\nEven if they did have a positive effect on their own, quite a few have no business in the same formula with one another in quantities which could have an effect, and none probably appear in quantities sufficient to do anything but fill up a capsule and make it smell a bit funny.\n\nFor instance, saw palmetto, soy protein, and black cohosh all appear in their ViaGrowth III formula which is intended to stop that pesky "leaky penis".  The problem is all three of those ingredients are believed to aid primarily females because all three are supposed to be a sort of natural estrogen... not something you would want in an herbal remedy for a male problem (with the exception of saw palmetto, which is supposed to help with enlarged prostate... and I assure you an enlarged prostate won't lead to your penis leaking... if anything, it will prevent your penis from leaking enough, like, say, when you need to pee).  Siberian Ginseng is als
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I was at a party; the host of this party had a large dog with very pronounced male genitalia.\n\nWe were standing around. . a bunch of middle-aged suburban couples with drinks in their hands, (no it was not a very good party) when the dog, presumably to liven things up started to masturbate with its tongue. There was a silence broken only by the frenzied lapping of the dog.\n\nI said, 'I have heard of dogs looking like their owners but this is ridiculous'\n\nIt did not go down (the remark I mean - the dog continued happily to consummation) well at all.
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You're not strong, and you're weak, too? How is that possible? \nYour solution, watery ejaculate means that you masturbate too much. You're going to rub it away. Viscosity descreased because you jerk too much, and you don't drink enough water. Get zinc and vitamin E. An herb that helps is arginine, but really quit choking the chicken so much.
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Damn you were unlucky !\nHow on earth did anyone find out ?! - did the pig squeal ?
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Ejaculation of this type is an obvious anomaly.\n\nPossibly hormones out of wack on account of stress or past pattern of excess sexual stimulation.\n\nYour system likely debilitated. Get busy see your GP, may need an endocrinologist evaluate your situation.
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Probably something to do with a cock (chicken).
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Retarded or delayed ejaculation.\nAnd probably, a happy sexual partner.
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Premature ejaculation. That is, if I'm answering your poorly typed question correctly.
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Well, premature ejaculation are both, phisic and psychological problem. If u are a teen, there is nothing to worry about, but if u have a more than 18, so the problem can come from others things, like stress or depression. Many times when a people suffer stress can happend this. If the problem persist (if u are older) after the stress or the depression pass, check your doctor, it can be a problem in your body not in your mind
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Try the drug Citalopram. It is a anti depressant used for mood disorders. It is also used for premature ejaculation unannounced to me. I was taking it because I am a bit off a hot head but, anyway. I had to get off of it because I do not have premature ejaculation problems and it was causing me not to ejaculate. I could have sex for an hour or two and still nothing it got to the point where I would have sex until I was exhausted or until my wife told me to get the hell of off her..lol with no success.. I just couldn't get off. It sounds like this medicine would be perfect for you your hyper sensitive so it would probably give you about 20-30 mins tops before you reached ejaculation. Ask your doc and give it a shot. I could have used this stuff a couple of times when I was single..lol Good Luck hope this helped
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Premature ejacualtion\n\nIt has been found that premature ejaculation resolves on its own over time without the need for a medical treatment. However, practicing relaxation techniques or using distraction methods can also help you in delaying ejaculation. You may practice techniques like Masters and Johnson Method, Simulation Technique or Squeeze Technique to exercise greater control over your performance. In addition, keeping a check over the alcohol intake and illegal drug usage is also helpful.