Dumbest instructions you've ever seen?
612871
string of Christmas lights - for indoor or outdoor use only\nwhere else would i use it?\n\nclothes iron - do not iron clothes on body
395316
Don't the instructions come with the thing?
704493
where the hell did you get that stupid idea anyway?
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Step by step directions\n\nhttp://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=419588
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55378008 - turn it upside-down!!
994724
My freind Kyle knows how to do this. He had his own at one point.  But he isnt online right now. Im really sorry.. but if you keep this question open for a bit I can get back to you on this. \n\nHe just came online.. and im really sorry but he says it's very hard to explain! I really wish I could help though :(
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for me the worst Guinness world record I've ever read was putting most number of clips to your FACE!!come on!what stupid things people come up with these days.....
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YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON !!!!
255910
hand code everything so it will look like crap, and load fast. avoid everything besides text.
400884
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth\n\nof \n\nBelievers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth
365337
Go to the Western Digital web site. They not only have these instructions, but special software to make it easy.
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We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
789525
No... but I wonder how many people you got to look like a moron when they tried to do it when they read that..
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Look for a game called click, drag, type. It doesn't give you any real instructions, you are supposed to figure it out on your own. It can eat up some time. However, it requires sound, just a warning.\n\nOr you could find some online comics and read through all the archives, or answer some questions here.
933015
How f'ing ignorant are you?
567909
do 2 http://freewebs.com/warriorwithinzx\nU'll find da instructions there.Its freeeeeeeeeee also
226153
Look at the "source" for instructions.