Can some one tell me why men have a mind fart?
609435
I'm sorry he did this to you. Next time, be wary of the mood you're usually in, the messages you deliver to him, and the way you LISTEN
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
423532
I'm not a guy but why would anyone want to be around someone who is constantly farting or burping?  Is it possible that your friend just wants to be one of the boys?
97662
yeah, I know what you mean.  My husband likes to be funny & loves when I think he is funny & offended when I don't laugh.\n\nI think it is very important to laugh w/ them.  (The men just won't admit that they need this.)
503833
that is so funny! im with my husband for 8 years and hes never heard me fart once! great question!!
1038987
cause male need to keep it from jumping around \nfemale need it to keep some bacteria from going in
298176
Most guys tend to think in terms of logic and act on instinct. Men are problem solvers by nature.
594420
Let me try and handle this one,\nMen are designed to leave things, not to take things up.  When you have the equipment that we have, you have it in mind to make sure that you are actually using it.  If you had to stare at all of the piping everytime you went to the bathroom, it might make you anxious as well.\nTo be aroused is as old as time and just too mysterious to give a clear answer to.  As I have said, men are designed to make a "deposit" with a part of the body that has no memory or conscience.  It drives us crazy, but there you are.
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Thats nothing, i'd have to stay in the bathroom to hear my husband fart his sh*t out, and believe me it's loud and disgusting, but it doesn't bother me because at least he's comfortable doing that sort of thing around me. Oh and the only reason why i'm in the bathroom with him, is because he's afraid to be by himself at night. Hes had some unusual experienced in life.
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Time out time!!!  Guys shake this kind of thing off better than we women do - just remember that.  It's a genetic thing, not a personal thing.  Take a long, hot shower, curl up with some brain popcorn TV, eat some chocolate.....go see some violent (non-"chick") film but do NOT mope; do NOT dwell on the argument; do not deconstruct it - do whatever you need to do to turn your brain off for awhile.  \n\nAnd if it is resolved, then let it be resolved - don't revisit, don't re-discuss it, just learn from it.
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i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny
297493
Because pooing and farting require the same basic bowel movement and runny poo can be quite sneaky!!\n\nTGW
53823
Natural instinct.  They are in perpetual "fix it" mode.  Read the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".  It explains it very well in there.
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Of coarse we are, we are not all  idiots , a bit rare but there are a few\n\n\n1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? \nBecause they are plugged into a genius. \n\n\n2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? \nThey don't have enough time. \n\n\n3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? \nThey don't stop to ask directions. \n\n\n4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? \nBecause their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock. \n\n\nYou're laughing, aren't you?!?! \n\n\n5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? \nSo they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties. \n\n\n6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? \nYou need a rough draft before you make a final copy. \n\n\n7.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? \nDon't know...It never happened. \n\n\nC'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes! \n\n\nAnd my personal favorite: \n\n8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? \nBecause a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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I'd like to know the answer to this one.. sense you seem to be asking to see how many others also know the answer.  I also believe God has a sense of humour... or half the things in my life would have never happened!!!! Would you let me know the answer?  On the humorous subject of flatulence... my Dad has unfortunately always found entertainment in this... it isn't fun if you ride in a vehicle with him and he has control of the window locks... you could dang near suffocate!!!!!! My Dad is so bad about this that the first time I shot a black-powder gun, I accused him of farting (the only time it really wasn't him ha ha!)  Oh for those of you who don't know, the black powder smells like sulphur or rotten eggs. Just giving a good laugh... sorry... and yea, I know that is a little gross... but it is true...
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because men want a get away from what they already have...its common !!!
377746
vibration of the spincter muscle there, which allows, well, stuff to pass out at will and not uncontrollably! a fart is a pretty powerful thing!