how do you fart in the toilet?
601001
you and your brother need better past time activities...
1103885
You should sit on the toilet
346522
try and let it out slow..sounds funny but do it..then it wont make a noise..and if u do fart then blame it on ur shoe it it makes a sound...and if it smells juz b put ur shirt over ur nose
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
1144921
The physiology of passing flatulence usually involves holding your breath to increase the pressure in your abdominal cavity.  By doing so, you are able to use your abdominal muscles and pass your gas.  When you hold your breath, it is impossible to talk as you need air to pass by your vocal cords to produce a sound.  \n\nThis is not to say that there are not talented people out there who can do both at one time, but they are probably the minority.\n\nNext time you have to fart while talking, just try to pass your gas without taking in and holding a deep breath.  you might find it a bit more of a challenge.\n\nGood Luck!
175167
I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
364844
I do my poty in the toilet.
819719
try it without the toilet seat
1079487
two choices: \nput a catheter in.....\n\nor just move your computer to the toilet....and pee away happily....hey, watch that keyboard.....!!!!
762217
-Take your craps naked, the smell won't get onto your clothes.\n-Review your eating habits...lessen the cheese, red meat, chips, beans \n- See a doctor and ask about gastronial intestinal problems\n- drink more water as it helps to flush the system\n- Avoid high caffene stuff like pop and coffee\n- Wear loser clothing around your stomach\n\n  Hope this helps....  :)\n\n PS... It is a normal average for everyone to fart approx 10-15 times a day.  HONEST...ask the doctor.
596430
Pee into water.\n\nNot the most elegant way but conveniently available.
938767
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
108774
Sit on your hands and knees and rock back and forth.  Just like you do with a baby by rolling their knees and legs towards their belly.  You could also try a heating pad to relax the intestines and let the gas move.  Also...leaning on your left side will help force what ever is in their down the track a bit.
884822
more people need to learn this.... after you drop a #2 you flush the toilet as to not stink up the restroom, as a courtesy to the next person. then proceed to wipe and flush again.
724295
sit back down on the toilet!
97122
easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
446272
Wipe anything that's on the toilet and go.\nThen when I get home I take a shower immediately.