Have you ever pooped your self in public?
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Yes, I pooped on the delivery table when I gave birth to first child, was not expecting that!
1118771
I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
505017
someone poops on your chest.
1004542
ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
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I once went in to a public restroom and apparently someone had diahhrea and poop was splattered all over the stall,walls and floor. Practically SPRAYED. Some people are not from this country and are used to pooping,peeing,ect in drains.I used to work ata hotel where that sort of thing happend all the time..DO NOT GO IN THAT STALL. You could get an intestinal disorder from other peoples poop.
168253
I did poo in my pants when I was so nervuos for interview to get my first job WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!, but I got it anyway
455161
sad, but i do\n\nThe grossest thing that it has ever happened to me was about 13 years ago I was an airport and i needed a quarter to make a telephone call at the payphone I picked my nose and had nowhere else to place the Booger, someone approached me and i asked them for a quarter at the same moment and as I was exchanging to get the quarter I gave them the Booger on accident!\n\nGross, but true!
705719
i was at a concert and threw up on 10-12 people... \nvery embarrassing. the police escorted me out...\ni got so many looks.
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This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
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While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
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hahaha\nA matter of fact I have. I ran into it and said excuse me. When I turned around........lol\nIt wasn't a real person.
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I was on the toilet in a stall at a mall when I went to use the feminine product disposal and it fell out. There was a hole there and I could see this woman sitting on the toilet on the side of me. WOW...embarrassing
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all the time. You gotta look what come out of you!!! Check its normal, if poop cud ever look normal!!!!!!!!
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here i sit broken-hearted\ntried to shit and only farted
162795
Um.......I think that I did that once at a college frat party, but I'm not sure. Ah, who am I kidding?  I mean, I did wake up the next morning naked, in front of a Wal-Mart, kids screaming, moms cursing, dads gawking. It was just, just, horrible, but rather hilarious.  \n\nIt could have happened.  \n\nCheck out this link..lol\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_darts
1004190
Yes, I did and it was disgusting.  My friends and I had gone to Ensenada for the weekend.  One evening we went to downtown Ensenada to eat at a restaurant.  We had been seated and noticed a group of people waiting to be seated.  This chick was there with two dudes.  One of the guys was holding her up; at first we thought they were just being lovey dovey, but we soon realized that she was drunk and needed his support to stand.  As they continued standing there, the drunk girl let loose and pissed all over herself.  The bad thing was she was wearing light colored jeans and you could see how wet her pants were.  She even left a huge puddle of piss on the floor.  I was embarrassed for her.
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I never have but one time at work there were several of us in the bathroom washing our hands to get ready for lunch - this guy had decided to take a nap on the toilet - he fell and knocked the door open and landed in the floor on his face with his pants around his ankles. Was pretty funny to all of us except the boss who happened to be washing his hands at the time.