Okay, okay, okay. If I admit the glass is half full...?
606139
A depressed pessimist so he probably only drank the bottom half.
568222
they can BOTH buy me a drink...:-)
10659
It's entirely full. Half full of liquid, half full of air.
854720
wish.im an optimist.for me the glass is always half full
956080
ok and this is a question?
931927
No. A lie is a complete fabrication, whereas a half-truth is a very targeted response.\n\nYou have not lied, but you haven't told the full truth.\n\nTo wit "I was at the office, taking care of things."\n\nOf course, he doesn;t reveal that "The Office" is the name of a bar.
780941
About one teaspoonful, more or less.
149433
If you are filling it, you have half filled it.\nIf you are drinking it, you have half emptied it.\nIf you don't know if it was last being filled or emptied, you can ususally safely assume someone was drinking from it and that they left it behind.
1012660
Have another beer.  \n\nOn second thought, don't.  Seems like you've had more than enough already.
188535
Half a roll, minimum.
572768
Half full\nOn E\ncan't afford to fill it at $3.00 a gal.
293822
You can look at the glass as half-full or half-empty.  It means you're a one woman man (or one man women). That would make you a loyal and faithful partner.
865951
yes...you will be ok to have a beer or two then...don't overdo it though.....
999792
and the question is...
568160
I will pay you twice to drink half a bottle.
25063
Oh it's definitely half full. Cool part is......I got to enjoy the first half already......and I still have half more to go! woo hoo. And you know what? If I'm lucky......I might turn my head and someone could fill it to the brim when I'm not watching........hey, it could happen! So.....how's YOU day goin? lol *wink*
356805
Half empty - pour me another!!