To fart or not to fart?
596366
make your buttcheeks jiggle.
380143
Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
951976
A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.  I'm not sure if the actual fart knows where it came from, but the turd apparently does, if it's screaming to get out.
71036
Probably not.  Farting is caused by gases being released in the digestion of food and beverages.  However, the carbonation will probably make you burp.
396278
'nasty' is really harsh, it's completely normal to pass gas but in our society its not courteous to do it openly unless you feel very comfortable with the person, but then again we all have our views on the matter. Even if you are comfortable enough with the person they still could get offended by it, so find out their stance before you break any wind.
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
1074875
I would suggest, and it is only a suggestion, that you stop breathing in your farts in the shower.  You sound like you've got a lot more problems than just bad breath.
1091300
try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
837727
Lie on your back and relax completely so that your ab muscles are slack.  You can gently massage the abdonmen area and the gas bubble will move down the intestine until you fart.
741645
You do nothing.  Since you asked in "etiquette," you get the etiquette answer.\n\nOne is assumed not to be in control of flatulence.  Anyone saying or doing anything to call attention to it, including the "culprit," is being rude.  Everyone is supposed to politely pretend that nothing happened.\n\nThis is different from a burp, which one is assumed to be in control of, and requires an "excuse me."\n\nI don't make the rules, but I know about them!
351442
try stretching and straining to cause a fart,once you have farted cup it in your hand and smell of it.
548828
Well,its is not that your fart smell as much,it is also where you release waste matter in your body.if you put two together well a guess out come a "PUFF OF A POOP"
829848
Actually farts are aromatic and you can't really capture them in your hand.  They disperse like any other scent.  Most people don't cup their ass$ to scoop it up though.  It is to revealing and takes the fun out of "who done it"!  \n\nProper fart etiquette is to just let it fly!  Fart containment isn't healthy so it is always best to fart now and never mention it, unless you would like to claim ownership.\n\nPersonally I claim mine, for they are truly from the depths of my bowels!  And honestly? Who can complain with that level of anal openness?
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
399265
i don't know, i've never been in this situation.  my boss and i frequently have farting contests because we are both so gassy.  i walk into his large office and rip a nice one and let it hang there for a while, at least until i can smell it, then i just leave.  then he saunters into my cube and rips a nice one, let's it linger, and then just leaves.  i'm not sure what the score of our battle is, but i've got to be beating him.  his toots come out little and whimpy, and although mine pass through my sphincter somewhat wet, they are always large and billowy.
1069333
yea i fart ,so does my girlfriend everyday when we screw,no big deal its natural, although i had a friend of mine who thought he was going to fart when he was with his girlfriend screwing and sh1t  all over the bed !
626995
yes, it is ,the release of gas built up in your system  is important  to release as nature intended --- all this talk of it being impolite is killing us. colon rectal cancer, ulcers any number of gastrointestinal problems can be linked to not farting when the  need presents itself .no matter where you  are you should freely pass gas and remind people that you are only doing what is natural.