What are the laws and penalties for urinating on the grave of a president?
599945
why would you do that,It's very disrespectful!
203450
that's pretty simple. Just ask whoever is in charge at the cemetery. They should know the answer. You could also plant a tree of remembrance in your own yard. My thoughts and prayers are with you in your difficult time.
422697
In Virginia, it's:\n\nA. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B. \n\nB. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony. \n\nC. For the purposes of this section, parent includes step-parent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes step-child and grandchild includes step-grandchild.
1137235
Apparently so.\n\nWikipedia says that when death occurs, "a loss of control of urine and/or bowels may occur"\n\nso its a good thing elvis died on the toilet, huh? lol.
247887
The most reliable information will come from local authorities.\n\nHave them contact the local sheriff office and ask if the cemetery can do this.\n\nTen to one they are NOT allowed to do this by state law and the sheriff would be very happy to know that this may be happening.\n\nNasty cemetery, maybe a good idea not to use it again.\n\nGood Luck!\n\nAdded at 4:15 pm PST: \nHave them look at their contract as well and made sure this nasty bit wasn't in there. I am fairly certain that most states have laws against disturbing a burial ground.\n\nThe comment above about contacting the Attorney General was also a good one. Crazy practices like this happen all over the country, it's not isolated. \n\nRead the story at the link below for what happened in Carlsbad, NM - same situation, cemetery owner dug up remains for non-payment.
366151
The cardinal rule of Brother Bush and his Inner Administration: We are not above the law; we are the law. History too, it seems, cannot avoid the clutches of the Inner Administration's fantastical storytelling abilities. But when is enough enough? When will the hypnotized masses begin to stir? When will they refuse to swallow any further fear mongering? What becomes of Brother Bush when the public can glut itself no more upon the lies and hubris of the Inner Administration? With the stomach stretched to a sickening capacity, the body will revolt and unleash a glorious stream of vomit directly in the face of Brother Bush and his Inner Administration. Then they can wallow; they can choke on the disgusting byproduct born of their arrogance, incompetence, and deceit.
711628
A president that has broken the law most certainly should stand before a judge and be pronounced guilty.  If this question is aimed at George W Bush, however, I would challenge anyone to provide the domestic or international law he is guilty of breaking
591990
The standard practice is for the remains to be returned to the grieving family. Beforehand, an individual soldier may make other arrangements (during Vietnam, one Navy pilot requested to be buried at sea if he was killed in action).\n\nA detail is assigned to assist at the funeral. A friend of mine was killed in Iraq, and at her wake there was an active duty sergeant assisting.
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Looks like it should have been a felony.  See sentancing guideline below:\n\nSec. 387.\n\n(1) A person, other than the burial right owner or his or her representative, heir at law, or a person having care, custody, or control of a cemetery pursuant to law, a contract, or other legal right, shall not willfully destroy, mutilate, deface, injure, or remove a tomb, monument, gravestone, or other structure or thing placed or designed for a memorial of the dead, or a fence, railing, curb, or other thing intended for the protection or for the ornament of any tomb, monument, gravestone, or other structure described in this subsection or any other enclosure for the burial of the dead and shall not willfully destroy, mutilate, remove, cut, break, or injure any tree, shrub, or plant, placed or being within such an enclosure.\n\n(2) Prosecution under subsection (1) may commence upon complaint by the burial right owner or his or her representative, heir at law, or person having care, custody, or control of a cemetery, tomb, monument, gravestone, or other structure or thing described in subsection (1).\n\n(3) If the total amount of damage is less than $200.00, a person who violates subsection (1) is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 93 days or a fine of not more than $500.00 or 3 times the amount of damage, whichever is greater, or both imprisonment and a fine.\n\n(4) If any of the following apply, a person who violates subsection (1) is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 1 year or a fine of not more than $2,000.00 or 3 times the amount of damage, whichever is greater, or both imprisonment and a fine:\n\n(a) The total amount of damage is $200.00 or more but less than $1,000.00.\n\n(b) The total amount of damage is less than $200.00 and the person has 1 or more prior convictions for committing or attempting to commit an offense under this section or a local ordinance substantially corresponding to this section.\n\n(5) If any of the following apply, a person who violates subsection (1) is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 5 years or a fine of not more than $10,000.00 or 3 times the amount of damage, whichever is greater, or both imprisonment and a fine:\n\n(a) The total amount of damage is $1,000.00 or more but less than $20,000.00.\n\n(b) The total amount of damage is $200.00 or more but less than $1,000.00 and the person has 1 or more prior convictions for committing or attempting to commit an offense under this section. For purposes of this subdivision, however, a prior conviction does not include a conviction for a violation or attempted violation of subsection (3) or (4)(b).\n\n(6) If any of the following apply, a person who violates subsection (1) is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 10 years or a fine of not more than $15,000.00 or 3 times the amount of damage, whichever is greater, or both imprisonment and a fine:\n\n(a) The total amount of damage is $20,000.00 or more.\n\n(b) The total amount of damage is $1,000.00 or more but less than $20,000.00 and the person has 2 or more prior convictions for committing or attempting to commit an offense under this section. For purposes of this subdivision, however, a prior conviction does not include a conviction for a violation or attempted violation of subsection (3) or (4)(b).\n\n(7) The amounts of damage in separate incidents pursuant to a scheme or course of conduct within any 12-month period may be aggregated in determining the total amount of damage.\n\n(8) If the prosecuting attorney intends to seek an enhanced sentence based upon the defendant having 1 or more prior convictions, the prosecuting attorney shall include on the complaint and information a statement listing the prior conviction or convictions. The existence of the defendant's prior conviction or convictions shall be determined by the court, without a jury, at sentencing or at a separate hearin
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Contact your local historical society.  They will be able to direct you as to what is customary in your area.  Don't be creeped out anyway. Just please treat the gravesites with respect as you would any other cemetery.
52285
I'm not sure about the legality, but I do know that in some states it's enforced, and in others it's not.\n\nNote: Check out the story of the lady who died in Spokane, WA last year.
766162
My main objection is that these people are being housed in a sweet Caribbean tourist vacation spot rather that being hung from lamposts in NY and DC.  My suggestion for housing them would be that their ashes be used as filler for urinal cakes.  The urinal cakes would be used exclusively in the boys bathrooms of elementary schools, so that they could be with the apocryphal "72 virgins."
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Section 1)  If the President leaves office through either his death or his resignation, then the Vice President becomes president (notice the first section doesn't require him to be sworn in, even though it's customary).  \n\nSection 2)  If there is no Vice President (for whatever reason), then the President nominates someone for Vice President; that person must be confimed by a majority (51%) of the House of Representatives.\n\nSection 3)  If the President signs a letter saying that he is not able to do his job for a time, the duties of the President are performed by the Vice President; he takes his office back by signing a letter declaring that he is able to resume his job.  This section is all about VOLUNTARILY giving up power for a time; it has been invoked on a number of occasions when a president has had to have surgery, for instance.\n\nSection 4)  is about INVOLUNTARILY surrendering power; If the Vice President AND a majority of the cabinet (or another body that Congress selects) determine that the president is incapable of fulfilling his duties, they deliver a letter to the President Pro Tem of the Senate and the Speaker of the House declaring this fact, at which time the Vice President assumes the duties of the President as *acting* president.  If the President later sends a letter to these same parties stating that he is fit to carry out his duties, he will re-assume his duties unless the VP and the majority of the cabinet (or the other selected body) sends another letter to the President Pro Tem of the Senate and the Speaker, saying that the President is not capable of performing his duties (this would be the second letter stating this); if that happens, the Congress assembles, and if a two-thirds vote of BOTH houses agrees with the VP and the Cabinet/ other body, then the VP takes over the duties of the President.\n\nAll this came about after the shooting of John F. Kennedy; had he lived, but been incapacitated, there would have been no constitutional basis for then Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson to have assumed the powers of the president; this amendment clarified the succession of the presidency in the event that the president was incapacitated but not dead.  It also provided for the appointment of a new vice president (Johnson served as President at least three years without a Vice President after becoming President when Kennedy was killed, thus putting the Speaker of the House 2nd in line for quite some time).
347974
Well purjury doesn't matter if you are the president and its about sex, but in your case it probably does.\n\nYou need to show clear evidence of the purjury and send that to your local district attorney.  If they ignore it you need to follow up with the question why; and if you don't get an answer you need to go to your State Attorney General.
629411
At death, a person will lose control of bodily functions.  All muscles will lose contraction.  If urine is present in the bladder and/or there is the presence of substance in the bowels both will empty.
47386
The Bible says to pray for your leaders.  Besides, if you kids could possibly understand the tremendous amount of pressure a president could be under, vacation would bring on a totally different meaning.
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WILSON SEE http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/rr40.html