How much money does Chuck Norris make in a year?
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He makes soooo much money that he can actually buy anything that he wants and more but yet he wants more money... I will never understand why people want so much money oh well I guess he can make a shiza load!
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The President of the United States has, since 2001 made $400,000 per year. That is the least, accounting for inflation, that a president has made since 1872.
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chuck norris + roundhouse kick = GOD
320242
dealer and a smoker, 4/20 national smoking day...chuck norris wanted to prove smoking ciggarettes didnt cause cancer so he smoked 16 packs of ciggarettes a day for 2 years. after the 2 years he had 7 diffferent types of canceers which he got rid of by flexing for 30 minutes...beat that lance armstrong
629354
Chuck Norris doesn't need new jokes.  His old jokes continue to kick a**.
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The humor behind Chuck Norris jokes is if you've seen Walker, Texas Ranger, Walker could beat up 100 burly guys with bazookas and only use his fists.  So obviously, Chuck Norris is more masculine, tough, and Godly than you could ever wish to be.  It started off as a joke on a Chuck Norris fan site as Chuck Norris Facts, and when Chuck Norris himself found them funny, they became super popular.  It's just like the infamous Dead Baby jokes of the Eighties, they'll eventually lose popularity in favor for something else.
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Chuck Norris would chuck what Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood!
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Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
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the only reason they would do that is because they would be giving it to chuck norris
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he makes about 81 million dollars a year, the intresting thing is, he only makes about 6 mil from tournament winnings.  Nike gives him 25 million
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Norris is the object of an Internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts documenting and proclaiming fictional, often heroic feats and characteristics, which began to circulate in late 2005. The facts originated with celebrity Vin Diesel in the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator." This original Internet phenomenon caught on and the Chuck Norris Facts were created as a byproduct, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. The Chuck Norris Facts became wildly popular, moreso than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them, and finds some of them funny. He recently read 10 of them on a The Best Damn Sports Show, Period, and said that his favorite one is "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"
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I don't like him all that much, I just like the Chuck Norris Jokes!
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chuck norris aint a good actor but he is a real genuine guy so get off his back or i will give him your address
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1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.\n2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. \n3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. \n4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. \n5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. \n6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. \n7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer \n8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. \n9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. \n10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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LOL, yeah right.  Chuck Norris is a tool, to say the very least.  If you want good actors look at Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, etc.  Action heros like Chuck, Arnold Schwartzanegger and Steven Seagal cannot act worth a s***.
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Who is Chuck Norris Fighting for?
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.