scott's toilet tissue mission statement?
612382
Common Sense on a Roll.  It's some good fanny ribbon too.
829567
Hiya\n\nI just came across this page while I was googling to see what coverage there's been of toilet phobia. I've been involved in the media campaign run by the phobics society this week and wanted to see people's reactions. I suffer from a toilet phobia (my phobia is that I will poo myself if I don't get to a loo on time because I have irritable bowel syndrome and often have upset stomach) and any of you wanting to get support with similar issues please either contact the national phobics society or the uk online toilet phobia group (search yahoo groups). It's a massive issue but you can get help! Tanya :-)
430633
that is amazing!! hilarious question. of course i sit. how can you stand and wipe.......now that is gifted
860251
They stick a rubber hose up your backside and shoot water up you. It makes you sit on the loo for half a day and then you are "cleansed". I think that if our colons needed cleansing, God would have made us with a hose. Since he hasn't ... no cleansing for me, thanx.
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What you have to understand is that the bath separatists party is looking to break away from main  personal hygiene state and form a separate lying in your own filth empire. The shower party is looking into taking over land owned I believe by the bathroom mat enclave in the lino Province it has already made several incurison necessitating an intervention by the washing powder elite forces in conjunction with the indesit committee. In order to answer this question we first need to seek resolution of all areas of conflict and try to maintain the status quo by having a wash instead!
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Go poop. Poop, forrest, Poop!\n(I just have to say that was the only question actually worth answering today!)
1001935
Why do some people like being baptized in the pizza hut restroom? Is it a chapel or something? \n\nWhy.... the congregation of  " The Organized Reorganized  Assembly of Star Trek & Anime Fundamentalists believe that the Pizza Hut Restrooms are sacred ground and hold all their baptisms there. Afterward, the congregation goes into the diner and all the customers slide a slice of pizza on their plate and sing hymns.\n\n*kinda gets you right here eh? (taps chest with tears in eyes)
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'cause.. ugh!  who whats to have to get up in the middle of doin' their "bizness" to get another roll?  I don't care if the t.p.'s on the sink or back of the tiolet..;  just make sure itis accessible (easily) and I'll put it on the roll, myself!\nBTW:  which way is the roll of tissue supposed to "roll"??
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Have you read one, show me the lie.\n\n\n\nLibs are full of poop.
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Hrm...you just gave me a great idea.\n\nI wonder how many scatophiles out there would pay on e-bay for MY poopie panties!\n\nOn second thought, here's an interesting news tidbit:\n\nWednesday, July 10 2002, 14:09\n\nANDERSON, South Carolina - Mail workers in South Carolina discovered a "special" package which lead investigators to an internet business of selling soiled panties.\n\nChristine Vetter pleaded guilty yesterday to federal charges of selling her dirty underwear over the internet to make extra money. South Carolina U.S. Attorney Strom Thumond Jr. released a statement saying Vetter ran an internet business selling the items.\n\nVetter made approximately US $9,000 from November 2000 to March 2002 selling and mailing soiled underwear and other used feminine hygiene and used sex-related goods on the web site while studying at Clemson University.\n\nShe faces a $250,000 fine or 5 years in jail on charges of "mailing indecent and filthy substances."\n\nUS Postal agents decided to investigate further when they found a letter addressed to Vetter which stated that it contained child pornography. Upon opening the letter, no child pornography material was found. According to the contents of the letter, it appears to be a customer of the web site who was not satisfied with what he received from her.\n\nThe web site is not up anymore. (Zone81.com)\n-----\n\nAlso, as a separate issue, if YOU'RE the one who's planning to mail the poop to your prospective clients' enemies, then you're also guilty of another federal offense for harrassing somebody through the mail.
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I honestly don't know the answer to this question. However, I would like to see them extend ANY cleaning efforts into the tragically under-sanitized bathrooms at most airports I've been to. I guess they figure another person is just coming from a bad taco binge in Mexico, so why bother cleaning?\n\nBut I wish they would. Some of us aren't all that big of a fan when it comes to brown and yellow bathrooms with the smell of crayons and diaper soup in the air. Aromatherapy? I think not.
860347
I'll have to select another answer and say POOPSIE!! HAHAHA!!
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soft tissue is toilet tissue that is soft like charmin. :P
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...according to "official" blueprints of the ship, there's a bathroom right off of the main bridge.\n\nActually, I take that back...according to Wiki:\n\nAs a running gag, bathrooms are never shown on Enterprise schematics. The gag was started when toilets were accidentally omitted from the design of the original Enterprise. This joke is referenced in Star Trek: First Contact when Zefram Cochrane asks Geordi La Forge "...don't you people from the 24th century ever pee?" In a special, aired before the final episode, Jonathan Frakes actually answered the question of where one could actually find a bathroom on a diagram of the ship, and pointed to a diagram of the Enterprise seen in Engineering, indicating where it was. For the record, the only confirmed appearance of a toilet aboard the Enterprise was in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
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It is not skin deep that was from the second advert. I am also looking for the same answer to your question i cannot find out anywhere. I think we will just have to wait as the new advert has not been out long we will find out in due course.
601918
Yes, but not George Bush personally, he is not smart enough to rig the toilet paper in the bathroom. It was members of his party that did it and yes they will do it again if we let them.
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here it is ! :\nhttp://www.digitalino.com/toilettecast/seduto_cesso.jpg