Have you ever taken such a large dump that.....?
600935
Why is this in the singles & dating catagory? \n\nI am guessing you do not date that often.
471325
I don't think I've ever farted before "doing the do". I cannot recall farting after "doing the do". However, I have  farted in the middle of "doing the do".  He went down on my, I knew I had to fart and thought I could hold it. That was not the case. As soon as I hit that big "O" I lost all control and BAM...farted right on his chin. I started laughing so hard and I had one of those laughing farts..you know the kind where your fart is the same rhythm as your laughter. He finished "doing the do" and I had the giggles the whole time. I farted one other time, but it was just a little pffft.
167561
lots of poop with nowhere to go.
1037827
take a dump on your lawn
415544
Take a dump.. then put on rubber gloves and a mask while handling it...
1080464
Yes. I was at the Illinois state fair. I remember getting a Mango flavored slushi thing and a corndog... Well... IDK why... But I had to go to the bathroom... I kept holding it in for the LONGEST time...OMG that is hell... and i DIDN'T have to PEE I HAD TO POO!!! So, I was riding this one ride called hanglider, and you had to lay on your tummy... and right when I layed down, The man was strapping me in and I farted RIGHT THERE!!! and then it bubbled...and the guy was like....ewww....you are gross...\n\n...ewww....
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
376479
no but ive seen some who sharted and it was the nastiest sh1t ever!!!!!!!!!!
86199
I did!! I'm sorry, they needed to take a shit! My fault!
1006247
I have taken it, i will never use it again, the next morning i had to lean over the toilet to pee, also it gave me heart burn. I,ll leave it alone for a decade or so lol
1064173
I've never done it, but I know someone who took a fart machine into a horror movie and put it under someone's seat. I wasn't there, but I wish I would've gone. I say go for it!
1162959
2 in the morning with a coupla cigarettes. Then I take a huge dump!
1040160
because you pushed too hard while you were taking a dump.
533751
OK, I don't know why you would want to know some thing like this, but what the heck..........\n\nIt was my 17th birthday party and me, a bunch of my friends and some people that I worked with went "camping."  It was one of those primitive campsites (no electric or water.)  Anyway, all of us were drinking and acting like a bunch of idiots.  We were swimming in this little creek and I decided that I had to pee.  I got out of the water and started to walk up the hill to head to the outhouse and I just couldn't make it, I peed straight down my legs.  Although my shorts (blue jean) were already soaked you could still tell what was happening.  I was laughing so hard that I fell backwards in to my pee puddle.
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My last dump was three hours ago :-)