WHO WOULD WIN THIS FIGHT??    Osama Bin Lama    ~or~     A bucktoothed Gerbil ??
602265
Isn't that a little obvious?  You would have to tie at least two of the gerbils legs behind him to have a fair fight....That is, if you could lure bin lama out of the cave to fight.
488842
Yea!  A different question!  Finally!  I'm picking the Brain.  He could just hide out in the cage, waiting while the rest of them destroyed one another, unaware of the threat a little white lab mouse could pose.  Then, he could come in & defeat whoever is left.
883947
Beaker, this is your stalker speaking.  LOL!!!\n\nI would love to see that fight.  Seriously.  Televised.  The winner takes Iraq.
532837
the lion would probaly kill 7 or 8 midgets, but i thank the midgets would win.\nthay would all have to atack at one time, but i thank thay could do it.
704286
No ur Ousama Bin laden, the greatest duffer..... Or, r u G.W. BUSH, the great leader?\nI think ur a human being
238153
Yes, Presidential Death Match!  The winner of the fight represents the US in wars over seas where the leaders of 2 Nations have an all out battle.  We could even do giant robots with people inside, I saw a movie like this once.  The winner gets the others territories, unfortunately I think we would all be living under Alqaida rule because Bin Laden would kick GW's butt in a real fight one on one.  I would have to vote for Chuck Norris in the next election or maybe Mike Tyson, ROFL.
331815
A camel... but without the humps :)
893559
F that!\n\nCHUCK NORRIS\n         VS.\n     OSAMA\n\nWooT!!!
796681
LOL\nI think it depends on the situation...in the water I think definitely the hippo, on land I would go with the grizzly.
592013
If you're through screwing those goats, would you please quit attacking my country? No, actually, I'd just ask him which one of his legs he wants blown off first.
1072840
the sexiest monkey as a player in Iran government teams;)and of course the most dangerous one...\ncom on dont make laugh of this poor man
861088
Bigfoot would win.  Then you would see him riding the elephant slapping it on the a.s.s. and shouting who's your Bigfoot Daddy.
585144
This question makes as much sense as any of the other animal kumite 'can x animal beat y animal' questions that get asked every day, and I commend you on your creative choices.\n\nI would say it depends on the exact type of monkey.  \n\nA spider monkey would be able to use its remarkable agility and prehensile tail to swing up over and behind the gorilla, grasping the knife in its tail and stealthily slitting the gorilla's throat while the gorilla was still busy sharpening his popsicle stick on the sidewalk.\n\nHowever a douroucouli monkey would attempt to hypnotize the silver back.  Masters of mesmerism, the douroucouli would stare down the mighty hominoid, not realizing that an amputee veteran gorilla who has managed to maintain his iron grip on the troop is not the sort who's will is gonna go all floppy at the first sign of liquid puppy-dog eyes.  The douroucouli will approach with the knife hidden behind its back, confident in its abilities, only to be suddenly impaled through the top of its fuzzy little skull by the world-weary cynical ape.\n\nA Hanuman langur would gibber to himself in glee, both in the relative fortune the mysterious bald man paid him, but also at the fascinating shinyness of the razor-sharp blade he provided.  The langur would twitch and pace, fantasizing about how he intends to murder the gorilla, sneaking through the back alleys and bazaars stalking his prey, but at the first actual sight of the massive ape, he will turn tail and run, leaving the glittering blade behind to be picked up by a mysterious leathery hand.\n\nNow a pygmy marmoset, filled with beserker rage, will charge headlong at the gorilla.  Startled by the ferocity of the attack, the silver back won't even have time to react before the furry fury is upon him.  Unfortunately, the marmoset's anger far outweighs its muscle, and while the marmoset saws madly, attempting to inflict some damage, the gorilla will bemusedly squish him with a single finger thwack.\n\nSuddenly, the gorilla whirls as he detects a disturbance in the air behind him.  A glittering steel shank twirls past his face, nicking his ear as it tumbles past to bury itself in a nearby tree.  The gorilla scans the dense jungle undergrowth, tense, vibrating nearly as much as the knife blade thrumming away in the tree behind him.  His popsicle stick held low, ready to defend.  Then a dark shape bursts from the foliage, coming in fast and low.  The gorilla hops back, turning to the side to present a smaller target and ready to impale the oncoming form on the popsicle stick, but the shape darts to the left at the last second and sails past the gorilla.  Using his free hand and his good leg, the gorilla quickly pivots to follow it.  Pulling the knife from the tree is a huge male Mandrill, face blazing with colour.  The Mandrill flips the knife nonchalantly from paw to paw, and grins, revealing massive 4 inch canine teeth. \n\nThe gorilla knows that this will be the fight of his life...
625877
Sorry, but I stopped reading your question at the point when you quoted Osama Bin Laden. Who cares what a goat screwing coward like that has to say?
92937
I didn't know Gore was so active while in school, but I'd have to say George would win because he probably knows how to fight dirty. I can even picture him biting Gore, which Al would have no idea how to deal with. Interesting question, though. I look forward to reading the other responses.
1174410
Theyre both terrorists..Bin Laden planned and executed his paln to bomb us and it was a horrible thing...Bush is having troops injure innocent people and families that have nothing to do wiht somewhat of his personal war..both are TERRORISTS
999921
Mohammed would win.  I've never seen a bowling Jew.