would preder, A) 2 have sex with a nine-foot-tall man/ woman or B) 2 have sex with a three-foot-tall man/woman
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How about if a 9 ft tall man/woman has sex with a 3 ft tall man/woman
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Having been celibate (not by choice) for ages now (6weeks 3days) just reading this question is turning me on, so i'd have to say being NEAR a man would probably make the earth move!
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if it's two consenting adults
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Never heard that one before, but I can present some scenarios...\n\n1) Person A does not get promotion that they believed they deserved. Person A is angry, and says... "I'm SO mad... Person B should not have gotten that job... that really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so MAD!!!)\n\n2) Person A (different guy) gets flowers from his girlfriend (Peron B). He says: "Oh, I love her SO much... her thoughtfulness really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so HAPPY!!!)\n\n3) Person A (different guy again) sees a very attractive woman in a bar (Person B). She is very sexy. Person A says, "Man, she's hot... I'd like to BUTTER HER MUFFIN." (translation: I would like to have se*x with her, enabling my ejaculate to provide lubrication to her southern genitalia)\n\n4) Opposite of scenario 3... A woman (Person A) looks at an attractive man (Person B) and says.... : "He is so hot. He can BUTTER MY MUFFIN anytime." (translation: See scenario 3)\n\nBest Wishes!
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1. a lady in the livingroom with guests\n2. a cook in the kitchen\n3. a whore in the bed room
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sex, sex, and more sex
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A: 2 PPL HAVE SAME GENDER\nB: 2 PPL HAVE SAME BIRTHDAY\n\n\nP(A) = 90/190\nP(B) = 365/365 X 1/365 = 1/365\n\nP(AnB) = P(A) X P(B) = 90/190 X 1/365 = 0.001
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sex with someone who is not ur husband/wife. i.e. the partners r not married to each other
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FACT 1: A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."\n\nFACT 2: W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"\n\nFACT 3: CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\n\nFACT 4: WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"\n\nFACT 5: The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.\n\nAND FINALLY\n\nFACT 6: God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the Masterpiece!
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depends on the height
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tall is sexy while short is cute. whichever a guy likes best.
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Probably one of the ones involving sex.
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Sex!\n\nALWAYS a good choice.
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A.) crash and burn\nB.) be perfect\nC.) be just OKAY then dump each other\n\nya a...cuz too high maintenence ahhhhhhh! b...two peas in a pod....c...like any other relationship that isn't meant to be!
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when 3 people get together to have sex, as opposed to only 2.
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Be pretty.\n\nOR\n\nInvite the guy to have a threesome with you and your prettiest friend.\n\nEither way should work.
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1st- hookup, french, w/e\n2nd- touching\n3rd- "mouth to privates"\nHome- Sexxx