Who can tell me the best joke they know?
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what is red and green and goes 100 mph? a frog in a blender.
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funnyfly.com  rudefun.com  humoraddict.com   eww.net \n Those are just a few of the sites that send me jokes daily, some are more on the risque side and some just suck but they do have some good ones.    "I screwed a pig once, but it squealed on me!" haha  "A bear and a rabbit were taking a sh** in the woods. The bear said, 'Rabbit do you have problems w/ sh** sticking to your fur?' The rabbit said no, so the bear wiped his a$$ w/ the rabbit." Anyway, you can always try goggle too. Good luck!\n-Brandy
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good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
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I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
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go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !
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once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Thats the best joke i've heard so far keep on going.
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Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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It is funny, no matter what they say. I have a lot of experience with jokes, and I know. The most important is HOW you say it. Keep it on, you'll do fine.
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else