how do i stop being so lazy?
606288
Turn off the tv and leave the house and do something productive.
417078
I suggest a schedule of your time.  Allocate times for exercise and don’t let yourself do anything other than that.  I know how it feels to have no motivation and feel like you’ll never get around to exercising.  But I think if you allocate even a really small amount of time and only get a little exercise done, it is more than nothing.  It will make you feel better about yourself, what you can achieve, and you can build on it.  I don’t think you are lazy.  Maybe you could let a close friend know that you need their help to keep you to your schedule, because it’s tough to do it on your own when you have little motivation.
152598
Use small steps and don't procrastinate.  Think of one or two things that you really want to accomplish and then break them down into smaller parts.  Often the first step isn't nearly intimidating as the entire idea.  Then do it.
1041850
What,,, you want validation that you're too damn lazy and won't stop eating !!!\n\nStop the carb intake and do some damn exercising.  Burn some\nof that fat and use it as positive energy.\n\nYOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.....  JUST DO IT !!
357303
find things to do at night with a companion [type] of your choice and do things at night that will make too tired to be bothered to "play" all day....get a "partner", get some "porno,start something that you cant quit, get a busy night life, work "HARD" all night,wear yourself out at night\n....get involved in "NIGHT" sports, get a hobby that doesn't make you so self-concerned...start to care about others and don't be so self-centered all focused on sports and "stats", GET A LIFE....
302983
buy yourself a large cannon and point it at your backside!!\n:-) seriously though I found the book 'overcoming procrastination' by Dr Wendy Dryden really helpful, but that'll only work if you read it.......\na good tip is just to tell yourself you'll do 10 mins and only 10 mins and then if you want to you can stop. generally I find that once I start I get involved and end up completing it . it's just getting started thats the trouble. also on a more serious note really bad procrastination can be part of a bigger problem like depression. please seek help if you think you might need it.
1166179
You really are a lazy sod. I just put the word into Google and the first option was " doing things in a MODERN way. You really should get [out of bed] more
684868
Kick back and do nothing. I just want to get caught up on some rest. Be lazy for one day.
748783
Following things to a T wont work. You have to let yourself some leeway for messing up, otherwise the first time you actually do mess up you wont want to continue what you are doing because it isn't perfect. \nDont shoot for perfection. Aim for progress. Do a little bit at a time. Instead of drinking 8-10 glasses of water, aim for drinking some during the day.\nThe way I increase my will power to do something: Visualizing the end result and not wanting to feel like crapola anymore!!
621309
Try to take the stress out of your day.  It is the only way that I have ever found that actually works.  I make a big to-do list and then work at it all day so by night time I don't have a whole bunch of projects lingering over my head that I think about instead of sleeping.
202299
well try to make smalll steps each day and dont put to much pressure on your self at first start little by little ,and remember that being lazy is easy and people who always choose to do easy things will see no progress in their lifes and remmember to give your self energy or in other words incourage your self everytime you make an improvement even little improvements.Did you know that nowadays even the diseases which cannot be cured by doctors and pills can be cured by energy and you are the most important person in making up this energy ,did you know that 95% of our feelings in every case is realated to the way you look at them so "think positively "I'm sure you will make good progress .                                         SM
181289
If you find yourself sitting on the couch, just staring at the TV or messing around on the computer all day long, get outside, and at the very least, go for a walk, or jog. Get the blood moving, get healthy, and doing that stimulates your mind, so you can think of better things to do than sitting around being lazy.
1116474
Keep a little notepad & pen with you, & every time something pops into your head; write it down.\nBegin setting a fixed time, daily, when you do thiese lttle things. This will discipline you to manage your time better while developing some organizational skills, too.
533793
Eat,eat,and eat. very high cal. foods. (Ex.hamburgers,frenchfries)  be as lazy as possible. no exerises. oh yeah and gulp down raw eggs.
255527
don't be so lazy... do what the rest of us had to do and copy out of the book, or off your friends, or off your older siblings... lol
956751
first, pick up all the mess. put everything in its place. you have to see progress after every half an hour or so - so that laziness won't overcome you. after that, you start dusting, then sweeping the floors. do not take your focus off the job at hand, let's say you found a movie cd stack under your clothes, put it in the cd rack and don't watch it until your done cleaning.
215396
found out what motivates you. Find something you like to do and enjoy it.\n\nNow if you are talking about being lazy at work, think about your boss firing you for not doing your job.