Rate your predaliction for the "She-Mullet"?
604585
Sorry, but it's kinda on the too-wierd side
46864
Pink!  Gotta love the pink!\nYummy yummy lil pink nips, Tiny lil pink nips.\nOh, love them pink nips and......Er. Sorry. Got lost.\nBut\nbasically\nPink, ya, thats my final.
822295
me and my man say, she's a snaggletooth minger.\n\ntwo votes for you.
1141449
Yes!\n\nIt looks good!\n\nGuys, don't want hairballs or hide & seeks when it comes to put it in!
966791
dirty blonde\nblue eyes
167153
I like the 5 o'clock shadow look. it is rough and tough.\nI also like a guy with a goatie. \nI do not like guys that just have mustaches. I think it is gross.
385381
10.5...i like your hair...kinda sexy...oh yeah and i love facial hair...
767560
Excellent little ditty 10/10 Well done. \nMore please.
517013
Not going just handing out candies.  Kids don't dress up anymore.  Last year i saw kids coming to my door with no costumes.  \n\nDo the mullet.  That would be hot.
366411
I just leave it. Just be happy it's "peach fuzz" instead of a brown or black beard. At least the peach color isn't as noticable, and I think we have too much hair removal to deal with anyway. It's too much work.
229374
*Padding in* Heh, great picture, two dew claws up for that, but sadly your nickname is already taken...\n;cP\nThough they do say the sincerest form of flattery is imitation, so you can copy me if you wish.\n\nConcidering gender though, I ran a search on "Lady Wolf" and it, seems there is no one using that nick here if you want one that is completely yours alone.\n\nOh and btw when you change your nickname or icon here, it changes for ALL your older posts as well, so no one can see what your other pict looked like unless they saw it before the change.
698242
This is hilarious!  So, this woman I know <snicker> heard about your posting, and she fits all of your qualifications.  She asked me to send this back on her behalf:\n\nYou must:\n\n-Have perfectly groomed, soft, thick hair, never going more than two weeks without a haircut, and never going bald, even at the temples.  No, you may not use Rogaine or get hair plugs.\n\n-Remain perfectly groomed facially, with no five o'clock shadow EVER.  No moustache, no goatee (unless on a whim I want you to grow one so I can see what it looks like, and then shave it immediately when I become sick of it).\n\n-Have a gorgeous face, such that you could model, but not be metrosexual in the least.  No plucking your eyebrows!\n\n-Be at least 6 feet tall and no more than 6'5"\n\n-Weigh no more than 190 pounds and no less than 170, with a perfect 6-pack stomach, a nice ass, and developed calves.\n\n-Have straight white teeth\n\n-Shave your balls and trim the hair around your genitals to no more than 1/4"\n\n-Have at least a 7" penis (limp).  Girth isn't as important, because I am tight as a gnat's ass.\n\n-Be at least 20 and no older than 28\n\n-Never be in my presence unless you smell good\n\n-Never eat onions or garlic and drink lots of pineapple juice (I always swallow if the man is worthy, and can take up to 8 inches down to the balls).\n\n-Have your own apartment or house\n\n-Never fart or burp, and never take a dump when I am at your house.\n\n-Never have bad breath.\n\n-Never do drugs, never smoke, and never be drunk in my presence.\n\n-Never gamble\n\n-Obtain or be working on an advanced degree\n\n-Pay all your bills on time\n\n-Have an excellent credit rating, and the potential to make a great deal of money.  Never borrow money from me.\n\n-Have a nice car (late model, with a great stereo system)\n\n-Not be an a**hole, selfish, controlling, jealous, loud, rude, or otherwise obnoxious\n\n-Be able to hold a decent conversation on topics that interest me, and be clever enough to make me laugh regularly.\n\n-Be able to dance\n\n-Eat pu$$y as often and for as long as I want, sometimes even if that's all I want.\n\n-Hug me and kiss me, massage me and rub my feet, do my toenails for me, with no expectation that any of this will lead to sex.\n\n-Never suffer from erectile dysfunction\n\n-Never cum until I have at least once\n\n-Have a deep, sexy voice\n\n-Take me to dinner at nice restaurants at least once a week\n\n-Take me shopping with your credit card once in a while, letting me spend up to $500.00\n\n-Never, ever cheat or compare me to other women\n\n-Not expect me to cook for you unless I want to.\n\n-Clean your own damn house\n\n-Never expect me to do your laundry, but if I choose to as a favor, reward me with flowers and a few mind-blowing orgasms\n\n-Accept me for who I am\n\n-Not play games.\n\nIf you can fulfill these expectations, let me know, and you may be allowed to contact her.\n\n:-)\n\n**Edit--Well, you know how it is.  If you can't fulfill all areas, it's the same as not fulfilling any of them.  Good luck!
835404
Do I ? thanks for noticing, I was kind of unsure of this outfit with the season being the way it is and all, and my hair would just not obey me today. If there is anything you want at all don't hesitate to.............HEY!!!! nice try
993832
well, if you look good...... then i'm game!!!!!
994031
i'd give you about a 7...nice eyes and cute hair. not exactly my type...but definitely cute in it's own way. :)
993464
"Beautimous"\n\nWe started this in high schoool. \n\n"How does my hair look?" \n"Oh it's just beautimous hun!" \n\nI've actually seen and heard people all over the place say it now. Don't you think it's time Webster took a stab and entered it into the dictionary?? What a beautimous occasion that about be eh?
876274
Which list would Hair come in?