When you're in a public toilet and someone knocks on the door, what do you say?
598371
That makes me mad when people do that. If I go to open the door & its locked I have enough respect to not stand there knocking. Some people are idiots though & cant figure out that someone is in there doing their buisness if the doors locked. I know that some times the last person out could have accidently locked it as they were leaving but thats why I go ask managment if its locked or if someone is in there. Its just better to be polite. If its a stall I always bend down & see if theres feet then that means occupied. Some people wont do that & they will still stand there knocking.
560320
Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
544640
next time they come a knocking at your door ask them! then slam the door on there face!
960592
It's never happened to me, but  I'd put a lock on my door.  That would solve the problem, especially if they don't have the courtesy to knock first.
1002873
I'd come and grab you by the ear and pull you into the restroom, forcing your head down near the toilet so you'd get a good whiff of it all. Then I'd make you flush the toilet, and then kick you in the rear four or five times. Don't do that again.
282686
Open up the door a little bit and wave. Then shout out loud that you need the toilet paper. Sometimes people wouldn't bother whatever other people are mumbling in the toilet themselves. Well, maybe if you would shout out louder.\n\nAnyway, if you really did scream, I can only say that some people in Singapore are really big headed ignorant bunch.\n\nBottomline, just wave and shout louder or.. well, zip up and move to another cubicle to clean up.\n\nCheerios.
76612
lol i would just walk away so the smell can go away or just laph real loud soo noone can hear a "FART" \nhehe\n\nps GOOD QUESTION
556337
I wish I knew.  I use a wheelchair and I can't tell you how many times I've had to wait for someone to finish doing their business in the handi stall.  To make myself feel better, I'll say something like, "EEEWWWW what the hell died in here?" really, really loud while the person is washing their hands.  Try it next time it happens to you!
662237
Just ask ..... I'm already knocking at ur front door!
621514
Well, politely excuse yourself and find a nearest restroom.  Even if it is a public bathroom, its ok.  Bowel movements are an everyday part of life!  If it is at another person's house there are two things you can do: \n\na)if you know the person well either go ahead and use their toilet. \n\nor B) If you know them well and are close but you're still unsure.  Pull the friend/host over and quietly mention your problem and ask if there is an alternate bathroom you could use.  I have irritable bowel syndrom and I know quite well how it feels to be in (shall we say) precarious situations like that.
361889
I take it you mean the front door. I would walk in and say in a polite way. "Excuse me, sorry. But all those people outside want to know if you could show more of her and less of you in the doorway. And one guys wants to know if he can come in and watch, I told him it's up to you two." Then I would simply walk to my room stepping over them if I had to.
535386
as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
968642
None of the above. The security guard calls me and let me know I have a guest. The door is usually open by the time they get to my house.
190759
Knock Knock?\nWho is there?\nCow.\nCow who?\nCow dont go HOO(who) cow go MOO,silly!!
215856
HAHAHA! I would turn to some stranger next to me and say EEUGH!! HOW RUDE! THATS DISGUSTING. And then quickly move away. :)
645977
lmao!  well, if i'm at home most of my friends and i are open enough to talk while in the bathroom so that's not an issue.  if i'm in a public restroom, i hit the button on the side of the phone to make it stop ringing and don't answer it until i'm out.
896475
Not my parents, but long ago my great uncle who was visiting for the holidays walked into the bathroom.  In that bathroom, my boyfriend and I were laying on the floor and getting a bit frisky with his hand down my pants.  I locked the door, but I guess it wasn't completely shut.  So, my old uncle walked in, looked at my boyfriend and said, "Ah, changing her diaper I see." and walked out.