anda aaya pehle ya murgi?
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Q BHAI KYA KHA KE POOCH RAHE HO? ANDA YA MURGI.
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Hahahaha !\nReally nice question.\nBut God answered their pray 25-30 years back.\nThat is inbourn default.\nSabh peechhle janmo ke paapo ka FRUITE hai.\nKyo maamu ?
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aapne shayari toh badi khoob arz kiya hai.. yeh sab toh theek hai.. par lekin , aapne apne baare mein kuch arz nahi kiya.. toh hum yeh kaise samajh paayenge ki hum aapki gf ban sakte hain ya nhai.. ab aap humse, is baat par naraaz mat ho jaaiyega.. yeh ummeed hai aapse..\n\naap apne baare mein kuch bataenge toh fir aapki mehrbaani hogi.. aur fir hum aapke baare mein kuch samajh paayenge..\n\napne prashna mein thoda sa details add kar dijiye aur fir, hum touch mein reh sakte hain..\n\nkhudahaafis!\n\n:-)
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dekho agar tum uski sachi dost ho to tumhe hi sara kuch karna parega kisi ki madad ki jarurat nhi hogi baki meri wishes tumhare saath hai take care
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Tum soch bhi nahi sakte ki tumne mujhe kitna dard diya. Kam se kam mujhe itna to pata chala ki tum voh nahi jiska mujhe intezaar tha.\n\nthat about covers it =)
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Oye Khotteya,\n\nBaas Daas Mainu, Aaasiyan Addon Tawadi Maddat Karann Vastaye Vale Vaetiya Sii...\n\n(English Translation),\n\nHey Buddy,\nJust Tell Us Your Problem We Here To Help You, Cause We Sitting Here, Jobless !!!
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hey, these dialogoes became outdated way back in the 90s\nbut still...... 'main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne wali hu' ( now this is one dialogue that'll always be evergreen! lmao :p) \n\nany other....um.......\nmain tumse pyaar karta hun (i love you).... (u won't find a movie without this dialogue, admit it!!!)\nkya tum mujhpar vishvas nahi kar sakte/ kya tumhe mujhpar itna bhi bharosa nahi?\nmujhse galti ho gayi hai/ mujhe maaf kar do (counting all the infidelity movies being made, this one takes the biscuit!!)\n\num... ok, i know they're kinda lame but can't think of any at the moment.lol\n\n\n~xxlil.princessxx~
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mujhe tu malima kho chodna hay
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heyyyyyyyyyy tum apne bachpan ke dost ko nai pehchaanthe????????????????????? :(((((((\n\n\n chill.....i was just kiddin'\n\ni dont knw you
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Kaisi angerzi likhi hai, baap re baap!
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lol...vijay ji app k sawal ki kuch samejh nahei aye.
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dünya biliyor muhterem dünya :P
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mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
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dekho abhi abhi kaun ghar ka malik ban gaya.\n\nppl its not abusive at all so plz dont try reporting it.
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Here you go \n\nHindi Song Title: Baanho Mein Aao\nHindi Movie/Album Name: AAISE NA DEKHO MUJHE\nSinger(s): KUMAR SANU\n----------------------------------------------\n\nBaaho mein aao mujhmein samaao \ntanhai meri mita do\nsaanso ko meri aake jaga do\narmaan dil ke jaga do\ndil pe nahi zor chalta main kya karu - 2 - 2\n\n(ab na ho duriya chodo majburiya\nsapne mere tum saja do ) - 2\nchodo bhi jaana sharmo haya\ntum pass mere aao\ndil pe nahi zor chalta main kya karu - 2\n\n(kyo hain khamoshiya samjho madhoshiya\nkhud ko na aaise saja do ) - 2\nkar do deewana mujhko jara \nyeh fasale toh mitao\ndil pe nahi zor chalta main kya karu - 2\nbaaho mein aao mujhmein samaao \ntanhai meri mita do\nsaanso ko meri aake jaga do\narmaan dil ke jaga do\ndil pe nahi zor chalta main kya karu - 2
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eg3rha blzaweh o neek emha
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mibinam ke dobare in soaleto porsidi oonam ye jaye dige!\nagha bia khodam bahat doost misham faghat jane madaret dast az in kara vardar,khob??\nfarda pasfarda migan Irania hamash donbale in karan!