Who would be a better president: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, or my grandmothers mastectomied left breast?
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What a great question. I needed the laugh tonight. And it always amazes me how little sense of humor conservatives have. Lighten up. Take a break from hoarding all your money as you hide behind your gated community. Next Junior League meeting you can tell all the gals about your experience on Yahoo Answers.
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President Bush, of course
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Unfortunately, George W. Bush (2001-?)
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Two words, George Bush
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Both are cowards.\n\nBush was in the Texas "Champagne Squadron"  eventually went AWOL but had enough political pull and $$ to destroy the paper trail, part of this involved getting a retired clerk to testify that she never received the IBM Selectric II typewriter that she signed for...\nNot surprising for the grandson of a Nazi booster. \n\nSeeing Bush drinking with the communist leaders in Hanoi reminded me of Jane Fonda posing there and betraying U.S. prisoners who had slipped her a note. First Hanoi Jane, now Hanoi George. Soul mates.\n\nClinton avoided military service . \n\nNeither man should ever have been president of the U.S., but we really haven't had a good president since Truman.\n\nNow with Bush in Hanoi, with a fecalphogenous grin as he sips champagne with the communists, all I can think of is how much Hanoi George resembles Hanoi Jane.
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I agree George Bush here and Ann Coulter in Iraq. The world would be a much better place to live. I get happier just thinking about. Thank You, you have made my day. You have a nice day too.
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Hilary Clinton!!! That would be so awesome if she won!!!Bush's suck!!! R u Retarded? They cheat he wouldove lost if he didnt have his brother Jeb freakin cheating down there for him!!! BUSH IS GAY!!!
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Nixon and Clinton .......... and none of these two president committed a worst crime than bush\n\nsorry ...... i sincerely apologise and admitted my mistake as an honorable liberal do ..... SORRY! should have studied my history
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Well, Bush the younger is a jogger, but assuming they're all back from the dead and in their prime, then all of the presidents who were generals (there were a lot of those in the 19th century) would be probable winners.  I'm gonna go ahead and guess Franklin Pierce, because not only would he have to have been in good shape in the Army, he was also really good looking.  It's always nice to see the handsomest win.  Fatass Taft would definitely finish last, assuming he didn't have a heart attack first.
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George Herbert Walker Bush.
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Dick Cheney\nDonald Rumsfeld\nGeorge H.W. Bush (President's father)\nDan Rather\nJohn Updike\nBarbara Walters\nWalter Cronkite\nJoe Paterino\nBob Dylan ( he is 65)
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hands down - clinton.\n\nI believe Clinton actually did his job in service of the American people (even with the whole cigar thing). The international community loved him on top of it!\n\nWhile Bush on the other hand is in the service of his investors. Who can really say that Bush (1&2) were actually serving the people.\n\nWhen Clinton lied, nobody died.
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George W Bush - son of George Bush
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Officially Bush but. . .\nDick Cheney (Commander in Chief)
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Off course Dick Cheney would. Bush has done nothing for this country other than making his buddys rich. Bush is empty brain monkey.
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George W. Bush and umm... George W. Bush
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Clinton.  He has a far more engaging personality, and is considerably more intelligent.  His personal ethics may not be the best, but as a diplomat I would much rather be represented by him than George Bush.