Why do you foolish mortals mock Scientology and our leader, Fuhrer Fez?
595258
stop smoking that thing
703517
The almighty scientology gods!
241212
It's a bunch of junk based on the rantings of L. Ron Hubbard.  They believe because there is a lot of hypnosis involved in it.  It is a religion that uses a lot of psychobabble as it's base.  They teach that all mental illnesses can be cured with vitamins and exercise  It involves thetens (aliens that live in all our bodies), There is also auditing session and garbage about the earth being a prison planet for aliens.  Toss in there Hubbard was a good friend and great admirer of Alister Crowley and some of what is in it is almost word for word some of Crowley's rituals.  There is also rumors and stuff floating around, how true it is I haven't a clue, that when you reach OT8 you learn that Hubbard called himself the anti-Christ and that humans have it all wrong, that Lucifer was God and God was the evil one.  It's whacked out!
697776
fsm may have started out as a joke,but tragically,there are many impressionable minds out there who actually believe the fsm to be our creator. All fsm is is Bobby Henderson's way of saying that if Intelligent Design is allowed to be taught in schools,along with evolution,that all other alternative beliefs,such as fsm,should also be allowed to be taught in schools.Although fsm is just a made-up story by an overactive imagination, it is the "pastafarian's" way of making fun of God,and their way of saying that God as our Creator is just as unbelievable as the fsm religion. It is a blatant display of blasphemy,and totally insane,and I,for one,have lost all respect for anyone who says "ramen" and "bows to his noodley appendage". If it weren't so stupid,I"d actually find it almost amusing that those who say they are intelligent,and those who are always telling Christians,or any other religious people to "read a book" or educate yourselves", would actually let themselves fall to such low levels of childishness,unreason,and absolute absurdity. It is just simply incomprehensible to me how anyone,especially of even average intelligence,can sink to such degenerate and despicable behavior. I actually had high respect for so many  here,even though they didn't believe in God as I do,because their questions and answers were thought provoking and intelligent, but that respect has been obliterated by their balatant display of disrespect for what I believe.
541127
because he is a moron. That man is also a demon. and he will burn in hell. and he deserves every bit of it.
1021020
Because unlike the Israelis, you guys would use it to promote Allah?\n\n              Because you call yourself terrorist?\n\n              Is that supposed to be a funny name?\n\n              I'm too angry and scared to laugh.
329622
Excuse me but dont come on my board and make little threats to me about violation lol im very aware of the protocol of yahoo.\nYou dont have to respond just shows your acting like a dumb cult member lol. I know how cults work and i know also about egyptain Gods that are very alive in your church because of y our Joseph smith so if you want to make this a debate cool im ready for the challenge are you.
1105643
They aren't being insulted; you're just trying to attract people who have a persecution complex.  What do you want recruits for, to blow people up?  Too chicken-hearted to do it yourself?  Do you tell your new "converts" that they'll be sentenced to DEATH if they ever decide to leave Islam and choose a different religion?
56744
What a load of crap...to mock the father almighty by childish imitation. Have you ever even seen a bible?
510536
yeh, people inherantly bow down to job titles. i used to think clinton was the clearest case of how gullible humans really are. but now theres bush & rumsy, damn. humans are shockingly stupid. no wonder we still fall for religions. no matter what they say, we soak it up as if it were based in some sort of logic. a gracious estimate of those that see somewhat clearly is about 10% of the worlds' population. the rest are so far gone with some kinda b grade movie brainwashing or diminished capacity. its like im living in 'invasion of the body snatchers'. the story was that saddam was a threat to everyone & had no allies. so who'd he sell his weapons to?
793593
Cute pun, but I shudder to imagine that....person inflicting himself on  another religious community.\n\n'Course, if he tried the same stunts around us, we'd laugh him out of the room.  Maybe the country.
998051
I take offense.  Some of my friends don't.  I'll be very quick to point out "What exactly are you trying to say?  Scientology is homosexual?  It likes other religions of the same sex?  Or is it stupid?  In that case, you might want to try another word that expresses what you really mean."  I take offense with being equated with "stupid", etc.\n\nBut our society likes to do things like this.  There's a reason we equate a lot of bad things with femininity.  It's called patriarchy.  Anything that challenges its status quo is deemed bad and adjectives associated with it are then used in derrogatory ways.  Interesting phenomenon, really.  Investigate it, you'll be surprised.\n\nI'm not even going to touch the religion part.  Let it suffice to say that I fought long and hard and finally realized there was no changing the way God made me.
450737
Anyone who says God told him to go out and kill people (even in the name of "democracy"), is quite obviously insane. Simple as that. Yes, in order to correctly pronounce words and select the correct words to form a coherent sentence, a person must first HAVE A BRAIN! You're not the only person out there who cringes every time he opens his mouth! ("Oh, no! He's going to speak!) I'm guessing you are already aware that most other people in other nations, primarily the (much better educated than Americans) Europeans laugh at him, and they think we are just as stupid as he is for "electing" such a simpleton dolt. We're a pathetic lot, aren't we?
996717
you remind me of a stupid person who is making jokes about Islam in this site, are you two connected?
874876
I think Scientology is a dangerous cult and that Tom Cruise is an arrogant dick.
1184137
You know who they are. They're people like Billy Graham, Oral Roberts, Pat Robertson, etc.  They're actually Satanists. They only preach their BS to fool the masses of asses, aka - "Christians", who blaspheme God by claiming He loves them more than anything else.
829496
Then you're very naive. You're clearly stupid and a fan of dictatorships. No one values the opinion of such a cretin. You cannot prove that someone is a muslim, and you can be one whilst pretending not to. This isn't Nazi Germany, stop being such a racist imbecile.