Why did Jimmy crack corn?
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Because he's an inbred bastard.
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According to an interview the substance he tested positive for was in some medication (I think, or perhaps it was a sports or health suppliment) that he got while in the States. In Argentina that medication or suppliment doesn't actually contain that ingredient, but in the America it does and he didn't know that. He also says that if he'd wanted to cheat he would have taken something a lot better because there were far better substances available if that is what he intented to do. I believe him and besides which he didn't need to cheat! He was a great player who made a mistake. Well, two- not checking what he was taking and taking cocaine (which certainly doesn't do anything for your game.)
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Betty Crocker was a crockpot!  \n\nI mean crackpot!  I am always getting those confused....last time my dealer showed up with a crockpot full of crack...he figured that covered it either way!\n\nWhat was the question??\n\n\n:-)
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the term crack usually refers to a big hit "He just Cracked him" along with getting "Jacked up" "Railing" someone "laying someone out", etc, all mean hitting a guy really hard. What others would you lke to know?
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Daniel Boone.  To find out how he died.  My husband says he choked to death while eating mustard greens and I find that hard to believe.  I have researched this and can find no answers.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!\n\nYeah, apparently Jeff Gannon (ex-Bush Boy Toy) quivers with delight when he pinches a loaf.  In an interview, he said he likes to eat plenty'o peanuts and corn, because they have a effect similar to a ribbed condom.
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I called Chuck to ask and he invited me over to discuss the problem... Chuck invited me to lick his tootsie rolls to answer how many licks it takes to reach the chewy center and Chuck started laying the wood to..the question...Chuck chucked a lot of wood that night...Seemed that all I had to do was sit there and lick his loolypops to get him to chuck more wood.  I licked and he chucked all night...\n     I would say that the answer would be that Chuck can chuck 5 times in a night as long as he has his wood ready...
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no...crack is dangerous buddy!
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Why are you smoking cheese, you silly Rat?
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Actually, it was written to expose racism. Jim is a very honorable character in the book. During the period when Twain wrote this book, people did not view blacks as equal to white people. They were treated like children or stereotyped. Twain wanted to show people that blacks were good and trustworthy people. The n word was commonly used then so Twain used it to show how people spoke.\n\nI hope I didn't do a school assignment for you. You needed to work this out for yourself if it was for a class.
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The name corned beef is due to a coarse salt used in the pickling process. Corn originally meant grain, as in a small particle of something, and referred to the corns of salt.
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thats kinda funny since you call yourself a korn chik- \n\nI know its just for fun, but not only is CORN spelled wrong, the "R" is backwards (and chik is spelled chiCk) ;)\n\nI agree with your point though- BUT I think its redundant to go around checking everyones spelling.  I was an ACE at spelling when I was in school- but that was 20 years ago, and when you get stuck on an assembly line for many years and arent doing all the reading and writing you used to do- we (at least I have) lose some of that knowledge.  I find myself all the time spelling words and then thinking they look wrong, then try something else- only to realize I had it right the first time.  Also, some of us (like me) who cant type while looking at the screen sometimes miss typos- and I for one, no longer get so anal about spelling, as long as people know what I am saying.\n\nYahoo is ridiculous!!! they blanked out the word "a n a l"\n\nand pleez dont take it personal, I was just joking with you-- I had a feeling you knew what u were doing when you did your alias.  By the way, the spell checker is fairly new here too.
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Social Norms at work. Cracker is kind of funny, honkey is funny too, but N*GGER will never be funny, unless spoken by a black man.
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Its the fibrous outside of the kernel that is in your feces.  You body does not have the digestive enzymes to break down that part of the corn.  When you chew up the corn and swallow it, the inside parts now become available for your body to digest.  The inside of the corn is where the nutritional value comes from.
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It was probably laced with something speedy.  It is very possible it had some meth in it, I've heard of dealers putting it in their weed so the smoker doesn't get the "lazy" affect plus it's easier to become addicted.  But meth can keep you up for days.
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Crack/cocain is made from a cocoa plant, and therefore is not made from animal. It isn't made from pork.  Does it break any of the Jews rules?  No.  Can you get your crack blessed by a Rabbi?  Probably not.
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i dont think its corn, its probably something you really dont want to know about.