why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton???
607128
it said concentrate on it\n\nand she wanted to see if her face was on the missing list...
237874
I think she is smoking weed or is taking zanex and drinking!\nShe nuts!\nDont leave your son alone with her!\nLOL
793194
Because when her mother showed the scan/ultrasound picture of her (before she was born) to Chelsea, Chelsea commented that she looked like a squiggle.\n(This is actually the real reason!)
562738
not yet....is she a real blonde?
155548
shes not smoking. Its probably some dumb rumor started by her, or the media, to attract attention to her.
264464
Shes HOT!  Smoking....\n\nMine is so jelous of yours...
977119
i Knew i was Blonde,, i don't get it
644276
It looks orange.\nMore to the point it looks like the inside of a lemon, only orange.
437954
A blonde heard that taking a bath in milk makes you look beautiful. So she left a note to her milkman telling him to leave her 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman received the note, he thought that there must me some mistake, so he knocked on the blondes door to clarify the order.\n\n"Excuse me, miss, but...is this request written correctly?"he asked.\n\n"Yes it is," replied the blonde."I'm going to fill up my bath tub with it.\n\n"Would you like that pasteurized?"inquired the milkman.\n\n"No,"said the blonde. "Just up to my waist."
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Not sure. Maybe the bleach bottle for her hair got too heavy & fell on her. Or maybe, we all just realised that she was a one-hit, no-talent wonder.\nShe probably works at the check out in Tesco now.
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Dumb blonde with soft lips and a flat head so i can rest my beer on it while she makes me happy. hahahahahaha
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she probably watched the movie Van Wilder. They had a scene where they filled up the donuts with something else that looked like creme-\n\nIts National Lampoons Van Wilder. Came out in 2002. Any movie store would have it. Here' a link with some info. http://imdb.com/title/tt0283111/
325395
I am sure that she was looking at some hunky guy... What am i looking at???? That's pretty obvious..
583056
I really think she is getting intoxicated sipping out that red cup. Probably smoked some pot before stepping to the table. Her eyes are always glossy and she does look high all the time.
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pregnant! because if she wasn't pregnant she would be a blonde with A brain cell.
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She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )
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My girlfriend eyes ..