What should you do if the Pest Control guy wants a beer and some popcorn?
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well if you are nice give him some, but if you think that he's rude just tell him that you don't have any right now (politely)
67012
F**k Fear, Drink Beer.\nSave Water, bathe with neighbours daughter.
1001806
Get a case of beer and watch some dvd's
313393
1. buy some beer.\n2.repeat this 99 times
655696
Sneak into the lawn and garden area armed with a bottle of roundup...make the following demand....\nGive me my money back or the pansies get whacked!\n\n:-)
996559
beer, favorite movie, and steak...go for it
188497
Take a big ole "Beer" dump in it!
567081
Go for a picnic or arrange a savenger hunt where he goes and picks up things for a cool date. for instance go to 7-11 and pick up his favorite soda and include 1.50 in an evenelope then have the worker give him the next clue at Blockbuster for him to pick up a cool movie the last clue is st your house where you watch a movie and bake some cookies together. Whatever you do use your imagination and it will be fun. You could make him a mix tape with cool songs for you to dance to.... think, it'll be great!
1092404
drink beer and screw.
826287
Yurp....POP some popcorn hot butter...
168735
why not? bring on the popcorns!!!
1006670
NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be a little disgusted though, but hey, that is hilarious!!!!!!! and i got one for you to do on him: if he asks you for a glass of water, put some dish soap in the cup, then put water in it, pop the ALL of the bubbles, and let him drink up!!!!!!!!! if he leaves food sitting out, and he is still going to eat it when he comes back, put a few things in there, like soap, lime juice, chili, go crazy, but don't put anything that is poisonous in there!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and try not to crack up when he comes back and starts to eat his food, wait until he tastes the stuff, and makes a funny face. \n\ni got another one: get ketchup, baking soda and put some in the bottle. then close the lid, shake it up, and make him something to go w/ the ketchup, like fries, or something. then give him the ketchup, and let him open it, and BAM!!!!!!!!!!! a face full of ketchup. have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\naren't i evil?
448319
There BEER could be considered Weapons of Mass Destruction.....YEA NUKE EM!!!!!
710338
At least a movie and some popcorn
118156
You take a fly swater and........ no wait thats mean and thats what I would do. Just keep your door close and just tell them to knock before them come in and you can tell them to come in or not\n\n\nNow if it dosen't have to do with your room then just tell them to stop bothering you in the nices voice
231812
make him drink a pint of holts regal lager, its foul
705415
Tell you what he can do................12-18mths\n\nOh and its alcohol...