whats the best slang term for a penis?
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John Thomas\nMeat & Two Veggies\nThrobbing Member\nGeneral Zod
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You know what it does not matter what you call it. It is the owner that is most improtant. But if you must have names, it all depends on my mood\n-Loverboy\n-Lord And Master\n-My Limo Driver\n-Party In The Pants\n-Penis\n-C*ck\n-Dick\n-Magic Stick\n-Mine, All Mine\n\nBut most importantly, it is not the name for the penis that matters, it is how good it is. If you call your dick the terminator or something and it can't do it's job it is not a terminator. All you men name your dick's something it is not.\nThese are all true nicknames for my boyfriend's dick. He is the greatest. He is the King!!!
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OK... first make ur penis erect .. then...take hold of ur penis's tip ... excite ur penis that much that it begins to say  "aaahaaaaa"
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Ah, "dick" --\nas a word meaning penis,\nit has its root \n(gotta love that unintentional wordplay)\nin Old German\nin which dick or dicki or dichi means "fat" or "thick"\nthus a fattie.\n\nTies to old English Dick for Richard to usage to mean\n"fellow" may be involved, and would make sense to\nrefer to one's "fat fellow" when talking about Mr. Happy.\nHowever, this is less substantiated than the simpler\nroot of dick from dicki for fat or thick.\n\nHmm, wonder if we'll start calling a fattie (big spliff, blount, fat joint) a dick???\n\nHmm, "hey, man, give me a hit off that dick..."\n\nPossible?  Not likely, but remember f*g and f*ggot had  much different common usage until the late 20th century.  F*g, Eng. slang for cigarette, and f*ggot, standard English for piece of firewood.  \n\nI bet you don't hear many people sitting around the hearth conversing like this -- hey, mate, I'd fancy one of your f*gs, I would, and while you're up, how about throwing another f*ggot on the fire?\n\nDon't you just love it?  Well, I do prattle.  Reckon I'll\nshove off now, maybe go burn a dick, eh?\n\nP.S.  Interesting to note that standard English and common colloquilialism words (f*g and f*ggot) listed in the OED are now censored on Yahoo because of more recent negative connotations, but I can write dick dick dick and fattie and fat fellow etc., etc, etc.
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2. munk  \n \n The female genitalia; like 'cu**' only you can say it in the presence of your parents and they are less likely to know what it means and kick your ass.\n\n6. Munk  \n \n A large man who rolls round the gill stroking mens arms\n\nGet that large freak away from me
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go to www.urbandictionary.com\n\nEvery slang word you ever wanted to know is there!\n\nHope this helped!!
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Bud \nBudsicles\nDank
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1. fudi \n \n Indian slang for p**y.(kittycat)\n \n2. mamme  \n \n indian slang word meaning breasts
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larynx, penis and ego.
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1st- hookup, french, w/e\n2nd- touching\n3rd- "mouth to privates"\nHome- Sexxx
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Anus\nDonkey (means jack-a**)\nrectum\nback end, backside, behind, bottom, bum, butt, derriere, fanny, fundament, gluteus maximus, haunches, hindquarters, posterior, rear, rump, seat, gluteus maximus
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Testicle.\n\nI'm embarrassed to admit that this is one of my favorite jokes.
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slang for sex, possibly kinky, definately more than missionary
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"Salad tossing" is slang for the act of exploring your sexual partners an@l cavity with your tongue.\n\n"The clap" is a slang term for the STD gonorrhea.
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Dick  is the "D"\nSucking is the "S"\nLips is the "L"
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Poronga is a slang for dick in Argentina. Re-poronga simply emphasizes the expression.
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In Timbisha, the language of Death Valley and surrounding valleys, the word for penis is wüa or wüappüh.  It's not "slang" but the normal word.  This is not considered rude or vulgar in Timbisha.  There is another penis name in Timbisha, tukuwüappüh 'sky penis'.  Coyote the Trickster had a detachable penis and this was the name of that detachable penis.\n\nEDIT:  Since you don't want Native American, but just American:  dick, dong, peepee, wienie, wiener, johnson, little soldier, trouser snake, sausage, salami, pickle, pecker, prick