OMG I just walked out on my husbands friend pissing in my kitchen sink!?
606480
yes because thats just wrong
71766
Get out.\nFriends or family you can go to?\nI know.\nYou don't know whether to laugh or cry.\nThanks for the response to my cheating \nwife question.\nThat is over and done -\nshe's someone else's problem.\nPsychological problems on your husband's part?\nCertainly sounds like it.\nGood luck!\nRemember - You've got friends you didn't know you had!
1184255
leave his sorry a$$ now!!!
1132596
Tell the story man..........\n\n\nOkay..... I'm bored.... so I'm imagining it went something like this:\n\nYou had to pee, but you were somewhere... like in the car where you couldn't get to a bathroom.  You really had to go.  You found an empty soda bottle on the floor of the car, and after contemplating this decision for a while mixed in with the dares from your friends, you decided *the hell with it... I gotta go.*  You pee into the bottle.  Anyways, you screw on the cap, but decide it's not hot to bring a bottle of warm piss into the bar with you, so you leave it in the car.  Besides, all your friends were still like "I can't believe you did that man!!"  And you didn't want the female bystanders to get the wrong impression.  So anyways, it's a few hours later, and you're obviously toasted.  One of your friends leads you to the car, unlocks the door and you climb in.  He realises he forgot his ID at the table, so he runs back into the bar.  You're sitting outside for a few minutes when the dehydration from all the beer starts to kick in.  Your foot bumps into something on the floor.  You stretch your hand down and feel around until you're palming a plastic soda bottle.  You bring it into the light to get a good look at it and exclaim "Alright!  Mountain Dew!!!" \n\n\nIs that what happened????!!!!
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time to call it quits. you have to tell yourself no more. \nNo more will you take this mess from him. No more will you \nkeep arguing over stupid stuff. Tell yourself you are a \nwoman of success. This is 2006 and it's time to get it and\nthe rest in order. A woman can do bad all by herself. We\ndon't need a man to do bad or give us hell. We are the mothers of the earth who bare children in pain. We deserve\nour respect. Gone girl friend and let him know that the mess\nstops now. Gird up loins and put your foot down. You ever\nseen Diary Of A Mad Black Woman? the lady put her foot down.\nDon't hurt your husband just let him know what's up and leave. Don't get depressed because God is about to show up\nand show out.
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Happened to me.  They were both hiding under the quilt but I saw my workmate's feet sticking out the bottom and I recognised her quaint nail polish. I asked my b/f to get up and wash his hands before making us all a cup of coffee.  Then I walked out of the flat and threw up. Never spoke to either again.
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i think you need to get out as fast as you can.you deserve so much better, and he is just a waste of your time.
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Firstly how long have you been married?\nSecondly has he acted like this before?\nIs your husband in a a lot of stress from work? Maybe he is venting on you - which is not fair on you! Does he have a problem with your friend that is coming? \nI cant seem to see any reason for this behaviour? Try dropping it for this weekend and do something else with your friend when they come. Maybe try to talk about it some other time - after a bit of time has passed - when he has calmed and you have gathered your thoughts as well. Point to note: he doesn't get violent on you does he?? Because that should not be tolerated AT ALL. Remember you are not a punch, physical or emotional. If this behaviour continues - he has no right to vent all his anger on you. That is not fair on you. \n\nIt is good that you want to work it out with your husband and I really hope that you do. Best of luck.
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just explain to him that u had a little too much to drink, and in ur point of view they were being quite rude to your husband!! apologize for overreacting and try to let it go.  \n\nat this point it doesn't really matter who's "fault" it is, because u both acted as u did at that time, under the influence of alcohol and a party atmosphere.  sometimes people get upset when someone kinda "ruins" the mood... =T.  try to loosen up a bit.. u could've complained to ur hubby (oh i can't believe those people, so rude!!) u didnt' have to cause a scene... u know? but u were defending him, so it's not like u intended to do anything wrong.  it's over and done, try to let it go, and promise to try to stay "Positive" and deal with things together instead of giving strangers a piece of ur mind for no important reason. good l uck
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hahaha! nice one, yep i can imagin the scene in my head, i dont know why she jus walked out, there must've been more, did she not say nefing?? even it's over. it's not your fault what your body dose, but maybe u should've said sorry or jus o dear that was embarrassing, \n\nmove on or go fone her mate\n\n_X_mary_X_
969375
get in there or you will regret it if she did that to me i would have no problem and would come out and ask her if she say she does not fancy you .move on. i did that to my wife and pushed the local coppers son off the post office wall and said out loud 'leave her alone shes mine and after 36 years two kids and three grandchildren it was the best move i have ever made. mind you i was pissed at the time and now this Sunday was a mad day as normal of guitars, screaming kids and the floor covered in toys and me loving every minute and loving even more when they all went home and tomorrow  i will want them all back again. one life live it and take a chance.
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Yes, you most definitely made the right the right move in dumping him. He is showing neither you or his wife any respect by asking you to be 'more than friends' whilst still married, and i assume, still sharing her bed too. He is trying to have his cake and eat it too. Stay strong and don let him wheedle his way back in to your life. Good luck! =)
246706
My husband and kids went to a nice restaurant during the time that we were trying to get our daughter potty trained and I have always praised my daughter by clapping and saying "Yay, you went potty!!" Well I had to go to the bathroom and took my daughter with me and when we came out there was a whole bunch of people waiting to use the restroom and my daughter then clapped and said "Yay!! Mommy you went potty!" Needless to say I wanted to crawl under a table and die!!
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hope this makes you laugh cause it does me... pat telling me that me, you, tre, chad, and kim had an orgy.... and someone walked in.. and you ran to the bathroom, and kim covered herself up with a pillow... i asked what i did and he said the guy didn't say... i said i guess i opened my legs and told him to dive in.... haha
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Hi.  Can you see if he will go through counseling before doing something so drastic?\n\nWhy can't you keep the house?\n\nI would get a good lawyer either way.\n\nYou think he is your friend now, but wait until the anger hits.   Find a good support group, and focus on taking care of yourself right now. \n\ngood luck to you.
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LOL THAT'S HALARIOUS! It depeneds on what you ruined. lol... If they are your best friend tell them... they will understand and cope with it. But if they arn't your friend, don't say a word. lol. I don't know that's just too darn halarious. It's like my dad... he got drunk one night and crawed through my sisters window and peed in my sisters drawer. Looking back on it now it's pretty funny.
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A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" \nThe husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?” \nA few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" \n"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" \nHe just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV. \nOne weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either. \nHis wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?" \nShe replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said. \n"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker? \n______________________________...\n\nThe Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." \nHalf an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' \n''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. \n''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' \n''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith,.blushing. \n''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' \n''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' \n''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'' \n''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith. \n''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.'' \n''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.'' \n''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. \n''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. \n''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith. \n&#3