how can i make a fake puss*?
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Apple pie, didn't you see the movie?
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use your imagination dude(u kno like glue som sticks toghether)
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try here http://www.computerpranks.com/downloadable-pranks/default.cfm?ItemID=2348
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Someone already provided the link to the South Park game, but here's something just as fun that let's you use a photo to make a funny interactive character:  Muglets\n\nhttp://www.muglets.com/
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Start with things like carrots, just to get your behind a bit more accomodating.\n\nThen try some dead gerbils, just so you get used to the feel of the furriness. \n\nThen go for it with the gerbil, remember though, if you panic and squeeze your bumhole, the gerbil will be squeezed to death, it may even burst open and you will have to scoop out bits of gerbil. \n\nHave fun :-)
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http://myflashfetish.com/urlguide.htm\n\nCheck the 2nd picture
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an operating system is what it would take to do that.\n\nyou could ask, how would you skin a cat without using a sharp object. (sorry, PETA!) not possible, as far as I know.
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Go to this site - you can create your own shirt!
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Wow, thats a tuff one. Have you considered cardboard or wire and fabric? How much time do you have because this seems like a time consuming task. You could look on the internet fo ideas that might help you out. It depends on what you want it to look like.
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Pussssssssssss.......................
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sign with yahoo avatar for a cartoon like pic\nor follow the advice from the guy above.
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Here is a program you can download to do this.\nIts free.\n\nhttp://www.snapfiles.com/get/sqirlzmorph.html
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use actionscripts\n\nCheers !!!!
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If you have enough hair to start with you can use the clone tool to add hair.  \n\nOf course, you can't make something out of nothing.  In such a case, you can \n1. create a special brush that can simulate hair.\n2. cut the hair off someone else and paste it onto the guys head.\n\nAdding convincing hair is very difficult unless you are a seasoned Photoshopper.
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Take a look at\nhttp://www.mypoupette.com/\n\nThis entire site is dedicated to answering your question.\n\n\nPersonally, I'd find one of the "super" fakes (right material, symmetrical printing, right hardware, etc.) and pay a fraction of the price for it. No one but you would ever know it isn't the real deal.
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Ok here ya go...take a blender and fill 13/16 full of tapioca pudding. Put the top on but take the little thing out of the hole in the top. Insert penis into the hole. Turn on blender to "puree" (its a good speed for puddin'). Then fast whirling motion makes the pudding rise up the top and swirl around your throbbing member. After you blast a load in there, it mixes in really nice. Empty the pudding into a nice serving dish and chill for two hours in the fridge. Serve at your next dinner party for dessert. Enjoy!\n\nPS If your penis is longer than 8" you might want to be careful of the spinning blades. Nobody will eat the chunky red pudding.
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just make it out of clay or soap. You can carve it out of soap with a knife.