Does God ues the bathroom?
603594
I don't think he has waste matterial that needs to be ejected because as far as I know, nothing goes in to come out.
751487
why does an atheist bother to poop?pooping is a gift from god?NOT...................................*SIGHS* another stupid atheist question
1107002
Yes, but do a purification ritual conforming to your religious tradition before you move in.  The term "exorcism" is what Christians use, but there are many different purifications, depending on the religion.
778329
actually yes Jesus asked questions to make people think about their own actions. it's impossible to go your whole life and not ask a question even if it's just "where's the bathroom?" even if it doesn't say in the Bible he asked questions the Bible doesn't have every word uttered by Jesus in it.
336394
that question hurts to read...correct your grammar! i dont say anything in the bathroom personally. when i have to poop i hold it until i have a fee moment in there alone. i pee without care though. if its a stinky poop please flush during the poop.
650771
Nope. I think god likes to watch it.
511251
250psi that's in the bathroom
674957
No, but it is of great benefit to the teachers.  Our self-contained severe/profound classroom has it's own adjoining bathroom, just like our kindergarten classes do.
675095
nope... i don't think so. it's for sanitary purposes. Unless you're doing something else there aside from urinating or checking the mirror or washing your hands...
562304
the bathroom to take a bath
1054174
yes, because if thats what you want to do, then go for it. If you ever read straight through the bible, every damn thing is a sin even going to the bathroom is plus its no one elses place but gods to judge you
129385
Hey.. are you pissing inside your underpaint maybe?\nYou should have a bidet every day and a shower every couple of days at least.
1134811
Great question! No, really!\nI've heard the bathroom referred to as "the library", "the study", "the office". All great references to a place where you have a reasonable expectation of privacy. But the reading material... ah that is almost sacred. My dad had a magazine basket. He always had a copy of the infamous "Jokes For The John" handy. And of course the latest copy of "Mechanics Illustrated". I learned a lot about mechanical things as a result of that exhaustive literary archive.\nI must admit there is just such a basket in my home now, after all these years. It is filled with old copies of "US" and "People" and "Readers Digest" though. Not the masculine fare I grew up with. The reason? It's not my basket, it's hers!\nSo I guess it really is a cross-gender phenomenon. Don't get me wrong, I do have my favorite reading material. "Jazz Times" is good, "Gourmet" oddly enough. So "what's the perfect companion in times of complete relaxation" you ask? The latest Harley Davidson catalog of course! All the accessories, the chrome, the custom sheet metal kits, the new tachs, the leather bags. Oh, oh! How could life be better? It could not! Fifteen to thirty minutes of privacy and relative silence with a Harley catalog. OH! It's like closing your eyes and waking up in heaven. It's akin to my granddaughter's perception of Disney World. It's Nirvana. It's Shangri-la. It's the Seventh Heaven! It's like being on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise just as Jon-Luc gives the command to "fire all phasers" or "fire proton torpedos, full battle spread". Are you kidding me? It is the very thread of life itself.\nTo not read in the bathroom is, is, is, to not breath the air that sustains life. To withhold the blood that pulses through our veins. To order a tall three-shot latte and pour it out on the ground. It is impossible to even think about! It cannot, indeed, it must not be contemplated. Who are you and what have you done with the real gudrun077?
1001136
Yes, going to the bathroom is a totally normal human activity.  If there were no toilet paper in the bathroom, they should have been embarrassed for not having it in there, not you for needing it.
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What man can't do, God can. He can do anything, He is God.\n\nMan, can't get into Heaven by himself. Because we are not clean enough. But God can make us clean enough.
1063606
Water Closet.  And it makes sense, since bathrooms are basically little closets with water pipes running through.  Careful though!  Bathroom in the UK means a room with a bathtub in it.  So unless you want to shower in the pub, ask for the WC or, better yet, the Toilet.
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religion doesnt belong in the bedroom.\n\nunless its OH MY GOD OH MY GOD