Tell me your most embarassing moment. Best story gets 10pts.?
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i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
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It wasn't really the question that was funny although it was an excellent question, it was the answers that were hilarious. It is in the  toddlers and preschoolers(pregnancy and parenting) section of Yahoo answers. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Check it out.\n\nSorry, the question was;What are some embarrasing things that your kids has ever done out in public or to you.
193005
when i forgot to lock the public bathroom door. so you can imagine the shock they got. honestly it was not as embarrassing as some may say, only your' left laughing about it once you picture yourself in their shoes.
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This one is on the front page at eBaumsWorld.com: \nMike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
210353
my most embarrassing moment in my whole life would have to be when I tripped and fell at my first wedding and almost completely tore my future wife's wedding dress clean off of her in front of the whole Catholic church.
237842
Accidently burned down my garage once. That was pretty Embarrasing.
257891
Well, kinda terrible and emarassing to tell  :-))\n\nI once was wearing a white summer dress at a party. i was about 15, so anyway as well at a vunerable time...\n\nI was sitting on the barstool, when I had a kinda gush of blood. I got up to go to the washroom, when a lady came uto me tring desperatly to stand behind me:\nMy dress was soked in blood at where I had beed sitting on it and the barstool had got its part too.\n\nIt seemd like a mile to the washroom...\n\nThank god the lady lend me a jacked to do the last bit of walk to the taxis...\n\nTerrible!!!
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not only tripped!\ni tore my skirt halfway to the top, banged my head to the glass window, dropped my grocery bag and everything rolled out in the middle of southland sc\nand oh yeah i laughed like crazy to 'avoid' embarrassment and i could feel my face was really hot =)
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I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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I am at work, at my computer, trying desperately not to laugh out loud.  I just failed.  Help me.  THAT was funny!
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Tell the story man..........\n\n\nOkay..... I'm bored.... so I'm imagining it went something like this:\n\nYou had to pee, but you were somewhere... like in the car where you couldn't get to a bathroom.  You really had to go.  You found an empty soda bottle on the floor of the car, and after contemplating this decision for a while mixed in with the dares from your friends, you decided *the hell with it... I gotta go.*  You pee into the bottle.  Anyways, you screw on the cap, but decide it's not hot to bring a bottle of warm piss into the bar with you, so you leave it in the car.  Besides, all your friends were still like "I can't believe you did that man!!"  And you didn't want the female bystanders to get the wrong impression.  So anyways, it's a few hours later, and you're obviously toasted.  One of your friends leads you to the car, unlocks the door and you climb in.  He realises he forgot his ID at the table, so he runs back into the bar.  You're sitting outside for a few minutes when the dehydration from all the beer starts to kick in.  Your foot bumps into something on the floor.  You stretch your hand down and feel around until you're palming a plastic soda bottle.  You bring it into the light to get a good look at it and exclaim "Alright!  Mountain Dew!!!" \n\n\nIs that what happened????!!!!
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STORY TIME!\n\nFirst shower at boot camp. Newly formed company. We are all madly rushing around trying too get ready too stand on the line. (inspection) Guy walks into the shower area with the eighty odd rest of us. He's not swinging big junk. His junk is just impossibly large. A hush goes over the lot of us. He stops and says "What? Can't a man have a big d**k with out it being cause for alarm? What?" That was the end of it.\n\nCoolest responce too an awkward situation I've ever come across.
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funny. thank you, i just heard the worst three jokes of my life but you saved me from sorrow. I appreciate it lol.
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i took a shower and was in  a bathroom naked.\ni was putting a lotion on my body and then suddenly someone opened the door.\ni turned around and it was my younger brother's friend ( the naughtiest one) standing there with his eyes bugging out.\nyou know...  i was completely naked and he was looking at ....ahem...  right down there.   my hair and my private part!\ni softly told him to shut the door and he did.\nwhen i went to the living room, all of my bro's friends chuckled and told me  that they just heard that i have a " nice hair and lips"\n\ni blushed like a tomato.  it was really embarassing.
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Just learn to laugh at yourself. Don't think about it as a embarrassing moment, think of it as an experience. In third grade the teacher was talking. I had to go. I ask and she said no. The stain was there for a long time. The chair began to flood........
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Ohhhh gosh, here we go with these again. And that is pretty embarrassing by the way (your story). I have two most embarrassing moments.\n\nI'll tell you the least worst one first. I can't remember the name of the song, but I was with my friend and we had a study hall (and our teacher was the greatest, he would let us do anything). So a fellow teacher of his comes into the room and me and my friend are hanging out by the window doing our own thing and then the "Shake that thing..." song by Sean Paul came into my head and then I shook my ass down to the ground and did a little dance after that, and when I turned around I realized that both teachers were staring at me and then they started cracking up. I turned around so fast after that. That was really embarrassing.\n\nMy most embarrassing moment was when I was in second grade (I'm a junior now) and I REALLY had to fart one day, lol. My books fell on the floor or something and I bent over to get them, and without even making an attempt, this HUGE LONG fart came out and the whole class started cracking up. After class they were all asking me, "Oh my God! WAS THAT YOU!?!" Imagine that for a second grader...haha\n\nBut the best one I heard was online where this girl was in the movies and she saw her crush, and as she was going to her seat, she fell down. So she was like "Okay, let's not do that again." So she goes to get some popcorn or whatever for herself and her friends and she tripped up the stairs so that she ended up falling backwards all the way down the movie aisle and spilling everything all over herself in front of her crush who was laughing at her. Talk about embarrassing!\n\nThanks for letting me reminisce, hehe (about bad times!) ^_^\n\nI want to hear more stories!
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.