Have you ever fell asleep on the toilet or in the bathtub?
604039
Only after drinking waaaay too much.  My coworker did it one time at my house & forgot where she left her clothes when she woke up in the morning.  needless to say, that was the last time she stayed over.
596256
I didn't do it in the bathroom but we did it in a classroom when I was in middle school. We were alone setting up for a hallway thing.
917572
I did... it was a heck of experience.. really out-of-mind... It was in the inside-bathroom of my ex-boss office and his secretary entered twice without noticing I was there... But then we needed to left the place... So she went out walking out of the office like nothing happens and I did the same 10 mins later, that was funny....\nAnd tks for not letting me forget such a good time.....
512147
If you have named it as "my butt fell asleep" simply go to start->search->in a search box type "my butt fell asleep"\n\n Or type *.wav in a search that will show all the .wav files on your computer and you can find your specific file from the list.
560320
Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
114814
yep, I have. I've gotten into the bathtub trying to drown my sorrows and cried and put my head under the water. I wasn't trying to commit suicide, just having a good cry and dunked my head under the water.
269968
When I was 5, and well past potty-trained, I use to pee in my sleep. B/c I was dreaming that I went to the bathroom and thought I was actually going in the toilet. But when I woke up I realized I was sleeping instead. But as far as grown ups over 18....maybe it's a medical condition or something?
714779
YES !\n\nI caught myself in bed with my husband !  What a suprise.... well to make along story short, I smacked myself around alittle then just decided to join in... what a night !!
227343
I never have but one time at work there were several of us in the bathroom washing our hands to get ready for lunch - this guy had decided to take a nap on the toilet - he fell and knocked the door open and landed in the floor on his face with his pants around his ankles. Was pretty funny to all of us except the boss who happened to be washing his hands at the time.
347213
poor laundry soap and hot water in your pooper... it smells ok... catch something on fire in therre turn on the shower let it steam up and put some laundry soup in the bottom of the tub...
582241
when i was younger I climbed out of my bed (top bunk) in my sleep. I went into the bottem bunk..... very weird.
1069227
Yes, I have walked into someone's room having sex and that was my Parents room, one night when I was young,We had those thunder- bumpers and I didn't like it and decided to sleep in my parent's room if I sacred, so I did, I waked down the upstairs hall, creeped inside and saw them too making out in bed, They were humping each other, eww gross out and then I felled asleep on their floor afterwards.
714318
oh i never thought of that..\ni've woken up so many tyms feeling that i was abt 2 die... \nbut i dnt have a teddy w/me.. i have a dolphin instead...
775808
We were at a hotel having a party and I was real drunk.  After several rounds of quarters I felt it was time to make some room in my stomach, if you know what I mean.  Anyway while I was in the bathroom I began to feel hot so I started to strip and throw toilet water all over me, I mean on my face in my mouth it makes me sick to even think about it.  YUCK........
212912
Mine would be standing on the ledge of the tub and slipping then falling right into the toilet.\n\nPS- to those that don't know the Darwin Awards go to the people who are stupid enough to pull something so bonehead it's hard to describe and remove themselves from the genepool for it, thankfully considering what some of them do!
563142
i havent personally. but i know a guy in a band who was totally loaded in the back of the van on the way home from a gig. he was mooning ppl all night, and even peed out the door of the van going down the road. at the gas station he also decided to use the restroom. he went no. 2 in a napkin and left in on the floor OUTSIDE the bathroom door.
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Take a warm bath before you go to sleep at night!