tell me some yomoma jokes.?
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YOMAMMA'S SO STUPID SHE PUT  M&M'S IN ABC ORDER
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Jokes for atheists?... maybe we can have some laugh atleast with jesus ****
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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101? I ONLY HAVE MY BEST 3 JOKES...HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND U\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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Yo mama is so old she has an autographed bible.\n\nYo mama is so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.\n\nYo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.\n\nYo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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Heres some\n\n\nAncient egypt down by the nile\nmummy's gonna be in a tomb for  a while\nPharoah Pharoah its not funny .\nTell King Tut I want my mummy.\n\n\n\nWrapped him in linen\n from his head to his toes\n Pulled his brains\n right our of his nose.\nwrapped  them in spice put them in a jar\npainted him up with sticky tar\nthats not all the pharoahs did \nthey buried my mummy in a pyramid.\n\n\nAncient egypt down by the nile\nmummy's gonna be in a tomb for  a while\nPharoah Pharoah its not funny .\nTell King Tut I want my mummy.\n\n\nWILL ADD SOME MORE SOON
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these yo mamma jokes in another question\n\nYo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends\nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers\nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark\nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone\nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong\nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice\nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals\nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nyo mamma so fat, that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck!\nyo mamma so fat, that she needs to use a bookmark, to find her belly button\nyo mamma so fat that when she walks by the television screen, you miss 3 seasons of friends
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i hope this joke can make you laugh\n\nA little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.\nThe son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"\n\nThe mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."\n\n"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.\n\n"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.\n\n"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade, yo mama teeth so yellow when she walks into church the choir starts to sing let it shine, let it shine, let it shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! yo mama so fat it took me 4 trains, 3 bus and 1 truck to get on her good side. yo moma so fat when she went on the scale it said to be continued............ yo moma so fat when she step on a dollar she made change. yo moma house so small,when we order a large size pizza, we gat to eat it outside. yo moma so fat she had to wear plastic bag for church shoes. yo moma so fat i thought she was on slimfast.
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*News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 was caught playin football, 1 was caught watchin tv and 1 was caught readin this sms.\n*I miss you and I want to be with you but this stupid secruity guard want let me in the zoo without a ticket.\n*A boy and his girlfriend are watchin a movie in a theatre, a mosquito enters into the girls skirts and gues where it bites.....guess in the boys hand.\n*God made whiskey god made pepsi god made me so damn sexy. God made rivers god made lakes god made you well everybody can stand to make one mistake.\n*A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness, a *friend* like me is a sign of "your damn good choice\n*Wakey, wakey, rise n shine out of bed into mines Ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!\nIf you like these and want more contact me and let me know.
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,