What do you think the best excuse ever is in general?
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Read this in "Blondie" this morning.\n\n"I was in such a hurry that I put my shoes on first, then my socks. I had to stop to put them on correctly."
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The French have a great saying: "Qui s'excuse s'accuse", which means "anyone excusing himself is accusing himself."  It shows what they think of excuses!\nBut there is such a thing as a sincere excuse.  If, for example, you arrive late somewhere after a whole series of catastrophic events which were none of your making.  It's for you to gauge whether the person is telling the truth or not and react accordingly.
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As someone who reads application forms and shortlists - all I can say is be honest, tell it like it is and although giving a reason is good - make it a reason and not just an excuse!!
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Yes, excusing yourself after a natural bodily function is always appropriate. Heck, sometimes I catch myself in the middle of an excuse even when I'm alone. It's cool though as it is good etiquette and a good habit too.
396666
Excuses mean nothing (explain nothing.) Excuses, excuses. \nA bridge to nowhere.\nIgnorance of the law is no excuse. \n\nThese are considered proverbs or popular sayings, their origin going back centuries. They are used to illustrate a point. A bridge to nowhere would be used for something that is futile, in other words, why would someone go to the trouble to build a bridge to nowhere?
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best way to get out ever\nwhen you go in just say" that Nword is guilty!"\nif they say but the defendant is not black \nyou say my mistake "he's Innocent"\nyou should be excused
816044
That is an  excuse... for a loser!!!
994621
Best thing always comes later !\n\n   Let it go normaly .
468266
An excuse to get drunk.
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Can you form a sentence that makes any sense?
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The truth. Usualy the truth is a pretty good excuse.
439558
Yes but don't tell him that..he would use anything as an excuse!!
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Worst:  "I feel fine" as I pass out from an accidental blow (also later found out there was some internal bleeding).  I don't think anyone believed me.  I hope I don't have to ever do it again!\n\nOn a lighter note...Best:  "That's so fascinating!"  "Wonderful!"  Blah blah blah.  That's just when I have allowed myself to become one half of a bland conversation.  However, I do feel good about making the other person feel good.  Besides, you have to be nice to weird people because they are weird, and you don't know what they will do because they're weird.  I do it often enough, and I sort of have to anyways.
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never ever ever believe this, its a lame excuse and its only used so they dont feel guilty!!!
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Humor...\n\nThe best way to tell someone they're doing something wrong is to put it in a way that it's funny, without the use of sarcasm and insult, of course.\n\nYou might want to say, "Dude, I've got one nerve left and you're jumping on it like a trampoline!  Cool it, will ya!?!?"
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yes,but i am sure they will come up with some other excuse
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No excuse!  None!   You are supposed to control yourself and especially crime excused by drink or drugs is Foley.