My wife smells terrible.  I try to avoid her but she just follows me around.?
611053
You're going to have to tell her about it, just say it in a nice way, like " You're kind of stinky, want to take a shower together?"  Or maybe she needs to douche.
934163
You could be blunt! Tell her you feel unconfortable when she does this.. and that your happily married. Then point out how would she feel if everytime(old ugly whats his name) did that to her,,, how would she feel?
137233
ewwww first of all second of all no that is not normal maybe she isnt washing it enough or good enough you have to get all in the cracks to get it clean or maybe she has an infection a doctor can tell tyou this but you need to inform her that there is a problem you being her botfriend and all go to her gently and explain that while you dont mean to offend her vagina has an unpleasant odor and you think she should see a doctor to find if ther is a problem if the tests come back negative maybe she just isnt washing it often enough make sure she takes 2 showers a day and is really washing it not just passing through dig in literally and clean it also try telling her to shave her pubes the hair could trap nasty odors in it so shaving it off could help also try a new brand soap or body wash caress is really good if all else fail wash it for her you get in the shower with her wash her from head to toe make it sensual if she still smells after that then she probbaly always will sometimes when an odor is let to rest for a while it wont go away  no matter what you do so get it now before it is too late one of my closest friends had this problem and she didnt  catch hers in time  she still smells and it is not good it gets worse after time  good luck
621648
they dont like you anymore. Maybe you have an odor problem, thats why they walk away. Who knows. Ask them. or leave them alone.
420287
Ignore her if you don't want to tell her straight out. Works for me....
709312
Immature!\nHow about talking calmly with her. It is her body after all, and even though you may not approve of it, this is a very addicting drug, and maybe helping her instead of playing get you back's would be better. \nShe is your wife, I assume you love her more then anything, be supportive and understanding.
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was he not like this when you married him?\n\nor has he slumped down badly into this habit of not washing?!\n\ni know it sounds horrible, but you have to tell him.\n\ni really believe that when people dont wash for so long they dont realise that they smell. its like if you have perfume on for a long time other people can smel it but you cant, cos you are so used to the smell.\n\nbut he should have cottoned onto the fact that it is wrong and he should be making the effort.\n\nno matter how hard it is you have to give him an ultimatum and put it to him that either he washes more frequently or thats it.\n\nsleepin in a spare bedroom without sex and attention isnt a good relationship for anyone to be in.\n\ngood luck
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Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
996349
uh... dump her much? Atleast tell her (gently) that you don't appreciate it and avoid her until she apologizes. sincerily.
760118
If she's continuing to smoke, there's not a lot you can do for personal smoke odor, especially if she smokes in the house. Bathing often, wearing clean clothes, not smoking in the house, and quitting smoking are about all  you can do. Gum, mints, etc. are a temporary fix.
156430
Stop following her around and just talk to her let her know you think she is hot stuff. I don't no why you would want someone who constantly insults people to like you anyway, but hey who am I to judge.
431045
She is a sl*t, get rid of her. As a man you can do better.
621845
There is a disorder (but I don't know the name!!) that causes some peoples sweat to have a very offending odor..I think she can talk to her doctor about it, granted she acknowledges she has an issue, and he/she would be able to help her out. Other than that, try buying her scented bath stuff and body sprays...don't let her know it's because she has an odor..but present it in more of a romantic way. Light scented candles when you can and use a good air freshener..Buy one of those plug-in ones or a Febreeze machine..those constantly release aroma so your room is filled with scent all day long...Good luck :)
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Don't say anything to her or your colleages. It will come back and bite you on the butt. I understand if everyone can tell and is laughing about it behind her back. But, there must be something wrong causeing this strange behavior. It could be an abusive relationship, low self-esteem, laziness, mental problems, anything. Does she exhibit any other strange behavior, or smell really bad? Maybe she's mourning the loss of someone and those pants a weird security blanket. Only those in authority over her should maybe say something if she is being a dirty person. I wouldn't if I were you.
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why would she have to if her s**t dont stink...just let the clingons drop off au natural...kinda like how the french do it..only cleaner
242272
I am sorry.  That is just sick honey. You need to tell her what you saw and that it was nasty.
1148349
turn the tables follow her. she wont like it and will avoid you.