Why can't  Nelly get on the bus?
478251
because he didnt have 50 cent
920428
I WANT to take my pet elephant (Wilberforce) to the circus so he can see his own kind performing...\n\nHowever I would NEED a bloody huge truck to do it.\n\nI hope this clears it up for you\n\nRegards\n\nIchi
74417
because you can't get a girl
423241
If this is really going to work wouldn't it be impossible to get to the event. I mean, you would have us believe the world is going to stop. Doesn't that include the trains and cabs in NY?
444628
nelly is f***in Sexy!
172632
My friend went bowling the other day and Nelly was in the lane right next to him. I live in St. Louis and Nelly frequents two bowling alleys and one of them is right next to my house. Unfortunately, my friend did not call me up and tell me to go up there until after he was gone. I should start going to that alley more often though so maybe i can run into nelly.\n\nalso, Chingy (another famous rapper from st. louis, he did the holiday inn song) went to my high school when i went there, but i must admit i did not know him. But i know people that did know him for whatever that is worth.
228909
NELLY cuz he is so sexy and we could go anywhere! if it had to be a gurl i'd pick ashanti or trina or someone like that - cuz they're sexy too!
1101179
Are there no buses in your area that she could ride to work?  I worked for two years when I was 15 & 16 and rode a bus or my bike until I could afford a car.
548630
Ok, this isn't a joke, but it happened on my schoolbus.\n\nWe had a Spanish bus driver, and we were trying to go somewhere.  A train began to pass in front of our bus.  After roughly five minutes of watching the never-ending train, our bus driver has had enough.\n\nThe bus driver decides to make an illegal U-turn.  My friend says, "Oh look, we're turning around".  I immedeately say, "This U-turn is about as legal as our bus driver".\n\nHad to be there.  Hard earned 2 points.\n\nAnd what's the person below me talking about?  \n\nThey're probably just mad because they're illegal, too.\n\nDang I modified this like three times.\n\nI feel like such an ass.\n\nFour times.\n\nOur jokes suck.
797624
Darn that canine discrimination. Perhaps if he purchases a bus pass they will have to allow him aboard. Or better yet, he should get a job DRIVING the bus. That'll show them
1012403
she already made one with pharell and missy. i think she should keep her music to herself.  she sounds good by with her own voice. i mean if u listen to other songs except promiscoous, timbaland kind of kills it. i love nelly!!!
805116
probably cuz she's too dumb and really needs your help. it's like an act of charity or something? I'm just guessing ok?
484546
Too hard to get there.
970791
they cant giv themselves tickets
1142284
Because he didn't catch the last crooked bus
187602
No.  You COULD get hit by a runaway bus.
188555
Why care? \n\n There is no free trip to anywhere