If you are what you eat? Does that mean I am an angel? I just ate angel food cake.?
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They call me Tater Salad...\n\n(Monitor- better to be a big weinie than cardboard pizza. LOL)
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I love myself and anything related to me. I'm aweasome. I'm the best human being in the universe, and, like me, my avatar is surely the prettiest of all.\n\nI own your souls.
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Hi there, it was Green and the  word was Eat... hope this helps... did you by any chance have Tuesdays.. that flew past me!! :(
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Nothing is wrong with you. It's something you ate.\n☺\nYour OK
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What an amazing event. I hope you treasure it for the rest of your life as a message of God's love for all his creatures.  I believe in angels, and I am convinced that all of us act as angels sometimes.  I know I have been blessed plenty of times by people whom I know, who have helped me in several ways. ALso, I have been touched by complete strangers who have actually saved my life in many ways.  God bless you
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i had brussel sprouts with anchovies pizzA and pumpkin juice and for dessert i had gooseberry pudding..yikes!i bet i made you lose your appetite!!!
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Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread\n\nI think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?\n\nAnd my favorite...\n\nDo you wash your pants in windex? Cause I can see myself in them.
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The whole freakin' UNIVERSE!\n\nI'm only an egg.\n\n.
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Are you sure that you just aren't TOO skinny?\n\nI have a tip for skinny people. \n\n"Once you knees are fatter than your legs, it's OK to eat cake again."
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i like eating. I would eat all my favorite foods. Pizza, pasta, ice cream...yeah woohoo gluttony.:-P\nI would probably do something really meaningful to me if I had already said my goodbyes, like go volunteer somewhere my last night.
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You can have your cake and eat it, but it would only be polite to share it with me.  Go on!  Give us a bit!  I'd share mine with you.
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depends on what you mean by "eating"...hug x
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dont know what that insinuates ,i happen to like fudge,is that a gay thing ,i mean if you like fudge then you are automatically gay.\ndoes this mean that i cant eat fudge anymore
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If there are no animals in Heaven, how will I get a steak dinner?  If I can't have steak, it's not heaven.
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I am an alien,but please don't believe me,cause everyone knows\nALIENS DO NOT EXIST!!!\nI will come visit toy tonight and take you for a spin on my ship-but sorry by morning you wont remember it,or possibly just think it was a dream.Don't worry tho,we come in peace. (or most of us anyway)
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Life is like a box of chocolates....\n\nI eat the good ones (dark, hazelnut, caramel) then feed the rest to my family! ha ha!
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Your profile reads "I am God" so why are you asking this -shouldn't you know? ps I was looking for you today!! lmao