What is the dumbest or stupidest thing that you have ever done???
489452
When I Fall In Love ^_^
747690
well if you just answered some of the stupidest crap. then what does that make you?? more stupid than the question asker??
200913
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.
933661
I KNEW A BLONDE THAT WAS SO STUPID THAT: \n~ she called me to get my phone number.\n~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." \n~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.\n~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.\n~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." \n~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.\n~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.\n~ she tried to drown a fish.\n~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.!\n~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.  \n~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.\n~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.\n~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." \n~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!!  >>> \n~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept \n~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.' \n~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.\n~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.\n~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.\n~she studied for a blood test.\n~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.\n~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.\n~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.\n~she sold the car for gas money.\n~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted),   she went home and got 16 friends.\n~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.\n~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.\n~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.\n~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
1104875
The stupidest and funniest thing is my mate was getting laminated flooring in his living room, and he was taking away the carpet and because the 3 piece chair couldn't go anywhere so he cut around the sofa and the left the carpet under it, and was going to have the laminated floor around it lol.  His missus just said to him -"Don't be bloody stupid".  He moved the 3 piece then.
670509
what sue yourself for being a idiot
237185
Stupid is as stupid does ... why do you think you are so stupid?  What did you do for you to feel that way?  Did some one else tell you that you were stupid?\n\nDON'T ACCEPT BEING STUPID ... REVOLT!!!!
659897
alot realy. how about tripping in front of cars at a traffic light. very red in the face.\nor slipping in a puddle of water and doing a long slide with the right leg nearly doing the splits.\nfalling over a dummy in the shop while i was perving at a cute man.lol that was stupid.\noh and slaming on the gas instead of the brakes because my sneekers were soaking wet and slipped .\nhow is that for today .lol what a day i had. hahahaha
200983
i am really really stupid i mean 4 real i am really really stupid really
1116142
are you stupid or something
426886
Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
1118771
I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
689399
once i was going to a place with my mom n one another family accompanied us. we all sat in the car n left fa that place.. i was feeling very cold inspite of those being hot summer days.. n without thinking fa a while i remarked " strange..how can it b so cold in this very season".. got to hear smbdy giggling n my mom atonce replied" how can u b so stupid... its jus the air conditioner dats causing cooling"... laughter + a lil bit of shame overtook me.. i think i was really very stupid dat day...:)
864655
A stick... I was walking the dog, who'd caught the stick and had the letter in the other... wrong hand.. oops!\n\nSo you AREN'T the most stupid person on the planet after all... easy done! lol\n\nxx
402946
That's mad! I managed not to think of anything funny and the best I did was to fall off of my chair and pretend to knock myself out on something at half midnight when I was still up. I was gonna jump up after a while and yell April fool, but I ended up laughing as the rest came over to see what happened, so it all went pathetically wrong. well done. Very classy.
581370
I laughed. This is stupid and I laughed
240831
one time i was with a group of my friends at the movies and i went towards the bathroom and turned around to tell them where i was going, and when i turned back around i hit the wall face-first. I PUT AND DENT IN THE WALL, ANNNNNDDD BROKE MY BRACES AND HAD TO GET THEM FIXED!!!....\n\n\n.... nice to get that off my chest.. ty ;)