What's the worst thing you did as a kid that your parents still don't know about?
483584
Stole their car, smashed the side of it, and parked it at my brother's college dorm so that he would get the blame.  14 years later and I still have not admitted it to them.
142695
when i was younger , i slepted right out of the bed room window when my parents went to bed ...\nnever got caught ,, but what a dumb thing to do !! lol\ngod they would have killed me if they ever found out !
610469
the parents dont know what their doin thats why
338276
most where abused as a child and thats the only thing they know
670157
Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
769174
no they don't realize it.  their parents didn't teach them.
782626
best-first one with each of my kids worst-when my brother moved out of state and when my mom in law passed away and wasn't with us for turkey day
498964
I listen to my parents until I was 21 and I thought I knew everything even what my heart was telling me. But that is one wild and rough world when you leave home and try to make it on your own for two people. Wish I was still at home and listening to them preach and hollering the famous word NO.
1001871
This goes back to when I was 9 or 10.  A neighbor boy who I wasn't "friends" with, but just an acquaintance that was in a group of playmates all near the same age that lived close by, stole a couple of toys of mine.  Sort of insignificant now, but they were Matchbox cars that I had bought by saving my allowance, so it was "pride of ownership" thing.  When I found them at his home, I screamed at him "I hope you die" and ran back home.\nGot a talking to from my parents because the boy had cancer and in those days, it pretty much meant he wasn't going to make it.  I ended up apologizing to the boy, but it has stuck with me all these intervening 40 years.
1110990
i was around 5 when my parents told me about santa, i actually found it out on my own during christmas dinner.  santa came to drop off gifts and i noticed that santa's shoes looked alot like my uncle jonny's so i blurted out "why is santa wearing uncle jonny's shoes?!)   my parents being mortified took me in another room and had the "talk" with me.\ni don't really remember this too well but my parents make sure they bring it up every year at christmas time!
397995
How I left the house and told my parents a lie... that I was going to get the newspaper..  I took my bike  and was going to surprise my parents by bring home a bucket of kentucky fry chicken... I didn't have a basket on my bike so I balanced the bucket in my arm... I hit a bump dropped the chicken... scooped it up in the bucket went home and washed it... removing all the skin... thinking that there was dog pee on the ground or what ever...but wasm't going to not serve the chicken.\n\nmy parents caught me in the lie...even though the chicken was a surprise... they ate the chicken and asked where the skin was... and I lied again saying that the skin wasn't good so I pealed it off.. instead of telling the truth... two hours later a neighbor told my parents they saw me picking up the chicken from the ground... my parents got mad.. and grounded me.. I learned not to lie, pick things up from the ground, and thought about things before I said them.
796948
when i was like 8, we did it all the time. like when you swore to do something. we would both spit in our palms and shake on it. pretty gross thinking back on it.
1033835
When I was a teenager..my parents went out of town and as usual I decided to act an ass...a friend of mine invited some dudes over and we hung out 4 a while...Around 9:00 my grandparents we on their way to pick me up so I could go to school....When I got back home the next morning BOTH of my parents cars were gone out of the drive way..Keep in mind these are tight cars..2 Chryslers...come to find out 2 of the boys stole the keys the night before and went joy riding...Yea HUGE oooops moment, and I was soooo scared. But in the end we got our cars back and they got in trouble....
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Hid under their (brothers) beds, and after they were tucked in for the night I reached up and grabbed a leg and held on... they screeched like little girls.\n\nAlso blew pepper at another brother.. which he thought it was my sister, so he got her back instead..she can't stand pepper even today.\n\nKilled my sisters favorite stuffed animal by giving it a bath in the washing machine... all the insides became outsides.. until our mom performed surgery and restuffed and sewed it. I was so scared she'd hate me..Thank God Mom was able to fix it all.
1148611
my dad did it... he absolutely hated it!
892137
Hmmm,don't tell me you did something to your parents!!!!!!LOL
757774
i'm going to have to say, besides that car wreck when i was younger that ended up burning my sisters car and my doll...it would have to be when i myself rolled a car eleven times around a corner, my doctor had just adjusted my mental meds and well, i shouldn't have had operated heavy machinery.\n..that would have to be the worst of them all, i'm unlucky when it comes to driving, i am the reason why when you see me driving down the road, you had better stay off of the sidewalks!! lmao\n\n\noh and nothing to major happened, i just had the left side of my forehead cracked open...alot of blood...a concussion, ripped the muscles in my right arm and my right shoulder blade,nothing to deadly or else i wouldn't be here..