how can i stop my dog urinating in the house?ty?
486342
A nice rolled up news paper and SWAT on the rear a few times always works best, After awhile they do get the hint what not to do. Pss I forgot to tell you after the 5th time of doing this my dog ran away and got hit by ford truck !
188415
don't switch off the lights and turn on the radio or something (some soft kind of music)..if you have a pet, sleep with it by you or at least in your room.those work for me ;)
454563
Iam very sorry that you're son has autism. The very best that you or your son can do is build a sound proof wall on the side of the house with the dogs. You also said that they escape sometimes, so why not put up a fence, although expensive, it can help.
881171
Phone the environmental health,  your neighbours are breaking the law letting their dog continually bark, if there OK neighbours then you could suggest to them that they fill a spray bottle with water and every time the dog barks spray it, not in its face though, its not cruel and it does work as long as you persevere, you can also suggest they put a few coins in a tin and shake that at the dog every time it barks, hope you get some peace soon, good luck.
717159
Definitely call Animal Control.  DO NOT start a fire.  It could make the animal disoriented and feel threatened.  If it comes into your home instead of leaving, you may regret it.  If you do not have a local animal control, other local authorities should be able to help, like the fire department or the police.  Do not feel embarrassed to call on them- they are there to serve and protect.
490048
I would probably tape it at night only when there is less chance of you needing to pee. I don't think it's supposed to be taped all the time, for the reasons you have described. Good Luck I do believe the process works.
281354
do kegel exercises. \nLets say you were trying to stop your pee.  The muscle you use to try to stop peeing, keep doing it over and over again, hold it for 5-10 seconds.
63169
you may try "NetDog Internet Filter",it's a porn block, can help you prevent your kids from porn on the Internet
593100
first and most imporant, take a shower!!! scrub that puppy if u must but make sure it's clean, maybe take a shower together, get out blind fold her and get in the 69 postion and while she's enjoying your "services" try ****gently************ pushing her head down or raising your "member" to her lips. . . don't get too exicited!!
31152
use the bed leather under his bed sheet. and let him be free. dont insist on training. he will feel wet and uncomfortable for and realize you are not concerned , he will automatically stop wetting himself. only you need to make sure he sleeps seperate or instead of working , this remedy might backfire, and infact piss you off too..............lol
911459
Dear neighbor,\n\nYour dog is a noise problem in our Artesia neighborhood. He starts barking every morning at 6:40 and continues all day at random times. It is extremely annoying and unhealthy to be waked up every morning.  The Unnecessary and long barking  during the day is also irritating and disturbing. Can you Please stop your dog from baring all the time. Please Keep your dog inside in the morning. Maybe you can  talk with a veterinarian and / or a dog trainer, can you perhaps look for anti-barking devices at pet stores or any on line store like (www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/p... or www.hitecpet.com/nobarkcollars... Read books about barking or search "why a dog barks" at Google to find useful articles so that you can better understand your dog . All of us in the neighborhood would appreciate your attention to this.\nThank you greatly\nsincerely (your name)
130360
Train it not to pee on anyone.Teach it some manners !!
786415
Sprinkle loads of flower into a paddling pool, grease yourself up with margarine then roll about it in for 6 hours, thrashing as much as possible, this usually helps! But be careful not to get any in your eyes- if you do rinse well with warm water.\nOh and stop sh*gging your dog, that will help too.\nHope it gets better x
1153212
Your spoo acts like an adhesive and glues the tip of your dinky shut. Just open the end of it right before you pee and it should all flow freely!!!!!!!
61222
Check this out: http://www.pets.ca/pettips/tips-36.htm
901493
Just tell everyone.  Be honest and up front.  Say that your dog gets too upset and your place is too small.  Let people know that if they do bring their dogs they are to be tied up out side.  Don't mention the part about the dirt and house work.  But be firm and make your point known in no uncertain terms.  Be sure that everyone in your household will back you on this - or don't even bother trying.\n\nNow stick to your guns.  Don't allow any dogs in to your house.  Have some rope and leashes available in case some one brings a dog.   Also have a few water bowls handy.\n\nIf you are going to do this - be sure that your own dog is kept out of the way for the duration of the get together.  \n\nSome people may not show up over this.  You must be willing to risk that.
656000
If you accidentially stepped in dog poo and got it in your carpet, you should use warm soapy water on a rag to get it out. Press the area -- don't scrub. Then press with a clean towel to soak up the water. Spray the area with Lysol, let dry and vacuum the area. \n\nIf you had stepped in dog poo and put it in your carpert ON PURPOSE then you would do something entirely differet!