Pet Monkey?  What animal would you invent if you had the capabilities?
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I would hybridize "chia pets" and "dogs" to create the "chia dog" or "Chog".
926136
this is so easy why can't you do it yourself? just think of any animal you can describe well.
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Wow! Amighty's response was awesome. For myself I would invent a wisdom machine. It would be able to teach anybody the ability to think, while considering any and all factors, and help them to make the best decisions, not only for themselves, but for their children, parents, friends, neighbors, to the people who look up to you and who even look down at you. This would help people to give up selfish endeavors and promote the creation of better people, who would work to have a more sensible popultaion, and would spend their time improving themselves and the area around them rather than worrying so much about popular culture! With a few less people, more environmentally sound policies, more freedom and better judgement, the world could be a really great place to live!
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Somebody told me a new pet is a good idea. A goat for her backyard that says bah, or a cute lil duckling that never shuts the f*ck up. Perhaps even a giraffe cut off at the knees! Whatever she likes.
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Japanese macaque\n\nDon't forget to pick a best answer.
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i'd be a whale shark.  they're huge, so they don't get preyed upon all that much, and they don't eat people, so i'm not going to get harpooned out of fear.\n\n(though i'd rather be a giant octopus...)
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A cat.\nNot a street cat, but a cat owned by a really good cat owner, not one of those crazy cat ladies you see on the news either.  I would eat and sleep, then have a snack and take a nap and when I wanted to play or cuddle I would inform my resident bi-ped.  Life would be grand.  Except for not having opposable thumbs.
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certain disabled people use animals as assistants. you've probably heard of seeing-eye dogs, right? monkeys can be trained for a similar job. if you can find a program which trains them (i think they use capuchin monkeys, if memory serves), you can join up. they will first train you, then you will train the monkey. you'll have to give it up when you're done, but then train other monkeys. it's a tough job, but for a worthy cause.\n\nIn Lopburi, 160 km north of Bangkok, the world’s first monkey hospital – in the city’s zoo – provides first aid and retraining as an alternative to the seeing eye dog. It apparantly takes about two years to train the monkeys – Lopburi macaques – as they have very short term memories.
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A macaca is a Monkey.\nA magical monkey that turns republican senators into thanksgiving turkey's
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if i could, i would like to be able to turn into any animal, anytime i wanted to. but if i had to just pick one i would pick killer whale because they really don't have any predators.and if i had to pick a bird i would pick a seagull because they can fly and swim
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I think some comedian said this, "If I wanted to see a bunch of monkeys throw a ball through a hoop, I'd go to the zoo."  You can add, "Now I know you aren't monkeys, now make yourselves proud, make this whole stadium proud."
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I like purple monkeys. They only have one known preditor. That being the elgant yard gnome. Those gnomes can be mean!
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well if it could be anything I want, using my imagination, I would be famous for being able to talk to animals, to understand their language.\n\nbut if you want it real I would be famous for being an excelent doctor
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THE ANIMALS!!! And the peace. Not having to look over your shoulder would be great. Being completely worry free. That's what I'm looking forward to.\n\nOoh. And if I could have a pet panda, oooooh. That would be so choice.
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Pirate would be my first choice. You'll have to prove yourself first by chopping off your hand and leg to fit the hook and peg. Then poke your eye out for the eyepatch, then just get a parrot and you're set.
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Field Rat.  He would know how to fight dirty and to the death.  Dogs really just play.
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If your a monkey then it does not matter! they are ambidextrous! LOL!