You momma's so fat....?
489679
She has to roll over twice to get on her back.
445903
yo momma like a tv, even a two year old could turn her on lol
177723
Yo mamas so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on!!
1006859
yo mama is so skinny, i went to give her a hug and i split in half\n\n\nyo mama's breathe is soooo nasty, her teeth packed up and left.\n\n\nyo mama is sooo fat, she went swimmin in the ocean and shamu was singing "We are fam-i-ly!"\n\n\nYo mama is soooo dumn, i told her to turn the tv on so she starts rubbing her boobies and lickin her lips!!
794400
lol yeah\n\ni love fat jokes\n\nand your mamma jokes
365657
a girl's nickname: fat kids are to hard kidnapped\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Ast44cjvmePogllJbh4oN88ezKIX?show=AA10909320
992692
Makes me want to slap your momma!!!
497221
YO MOMMA IS SOOOO FAT WHEN HE STEPPED ON A NICKEL SHE SQUEEZED A BOOGER OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S NOSE!!
446133
Here you go baby, can I have my points now??? \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." \n\nYo momma so stupid she stole free bread. \n\nYo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. \n\nYo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. \n\nYo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. \n\nYo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" \n\nYo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. \n\nYo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." \n\nYo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \n\nYo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. \n\nYo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." \n\nYo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. \n\nYo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. \n\nYo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. \n\nYo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. \n\nYo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . \n\nYo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
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i used to have a mom like that..she only cared what she ate and she gave no fucken about us...mom and dad divorced and she met this other jackass of her boy friend....mom left us for that jackass...she fucken came back and she accidently fell asleep while driving then she died...omg...im not sure if i should be mad or sad...\nand my dad...he his such a judjmentle person...he eventually said i was fat...im 5"5"and weight 116\ni mean....shesh!!!im not fat and he tells me that i shouldnt eat dinner beacuse it makes you fat...he said all the crap and we do the chores but he said that he felt that he did it...\nwhat a jackass
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
299391
She probably is fat.  Tell her to lose weight.
356290
You are too crude!   you make me laugh...\n\n50lbs on an anorexic really can't be 'fat' as you call it...\nbut yeah, dump her..........
525338
She's dropping her little Spearlets every where - of course she is a little plump. She got knocked up again before the other one was out good. She didn't have time to lose any weight. Kev is going to keep her barefoot and pregnant - gotta keep the money flowing.
953088
yes you are fking fat
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your mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly competition the juges told her, sorry, no professionals\n\nyour mama is so stupid that when something threw a cup at her she said she got mugged.\n\nyour mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!\n\nyour mamas so ugly that when her mama gave birth, she tried to send a return slip.\n\nyour mamas so fat that when she finally turns all the way around, she gets a welcome back party\n\nyour mamas so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. \n\nyour mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car. (old but still great!)\n\ni could go on and on but my hands ache. check some more out at aha.com
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yo momma is so fat, she don`t skinny dip.. she chunky dunks!