what does "will you be my fah q?" mean?
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I am afraid the result may be a little shocking (?), but if you don't really understand that, here it goes:\n\nIn "fah q" just replace the "ah q" with " uc k" and I guess you will get it! That is an open (though quite rude and blunt!!!) invitation for you to be a permanent sexual partner of the person who asked you that.
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This is a tough one.  How does your boss pronounce the word?\n\nOften, people change the "t" in "quantify" to a softer "d" sound so it sounds like "kwandifai."\n\nOthers leave it out entirely so it sounds like "kwannifai."\n\nIn both cases, they start with kwan, which sounds to me like "kuwan" an informal form of the verb "kuu" which means to eat.  To eat is usually translated to "taberu" but "kuu" has a baser hungrier meaning.  That sounds giggle-worthy to me.  :-)\n\nThere aren't any words that are close to "nifai", but "fai" by itself is close to "faibu" (the final bu is not always very loud), which means "five."\n\nI remember a similar incident while I was teaching English at a Japanese Junior High and every time I said "Ready, set, GO!"  the class would giggle.  It turned out that the rhythym of the words was very similar to a slogan for a popular moth repellant on TV that went "Tansu ni GON!"  \n\nI didn't think it was funny / similar at the time, but something like that could have been going on their heads.  It could be a way to initiate some conversation with members of the group, if that is still possible.  After all, shared experiences are a good foundation for a lasting relationship.
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Probably 2.\n\nMIND YOUR PS AND QS\n\nA puzzling and quirky idiom\n\nThere has recently been a discussion on the Usenet newsgroup alt.usage.english about this somewhat outdated saying. As so often happens, a series of posters have recounted the explanations they’ve heard about its origins without really advancing the discussion. It would be difficult to reach a conclusion in any case, as the facts to base it on have been lost. All we can do is theorise, which can be fun, but it does tend to generate more heat than light. Here, for what its worth, are the facts so far as I know them.\n\nIts meaning in recent times—and the one I learned as a child in west London nearly 50 years ago—has been “to mind one’s manners”, “to behave properly”. This is a weakened sense to the one it had in the nineteenth century, when it meant, according to Eric Partridge in A Dictionary of Historical Slang: “to be careful, exact, or prudent in behaviour”.\n\nThese are some of the explanations I’ve seen advanced in various places:\n\n    * Advice to a child learning its letters to be careful not to mix up the handwritten lower-case letters p and q.\n    * Similar advice to a printer’s apprentice, for whom the backward-facing metal type letters would be especially confusing.\n    * Jocular, or perhaps deadly serious, advice to a barman not to confuse the letters p and q on the tally slate, on which the letters stood for the pints and quarts consumed “on tick” by the patrons.\n    * An abbreviation of mind your please’s and thank-you’s.\n    * Instructions from a French dancing master to be sure to perform the dance figures pieds and queues accurately.\n    * An admonishment to seamen not to soil their navy pea-jackets with their tarred queues, that is, their pigtails.\n\nIt is possible to put forward objections to all of these. Why should p and q be singled out for attention in handwriting, when similar problems occur with b and d? This comment might be thought to apply with even greater force to the poor printer’s apprentice. The pints and quarts explanation sounds reasonable, provided that men in bars used to drink beer by the quart, as in fact they did. The French dancing-master explanation sounds just too far-fetched to be credible, as does the one about the seamen. The mind your please’s and thank-you’s seems just as unlikely as the others, but is seriously advanced by some dictionaries, the current edition of the Collins English Dictionary among them.\n\nThere are two similar usages recorded:\n\n    * There was once an expression P and Q, often written pee and kew, which was a seventeenth-century colloquial expression for “prime quality”. This later became a dialect expression (the English Dialect Dictionary reports it in Victorian times from Shropshire and Herefordshire). OED2 has a citation from Rowlands’ Knave of Harts of 1612:\n    * “Bring in a quart of Maligo, right true: And looke, you Rogue, that it be Pee and Kew.” Nobody is really sure what either P or Q stood for. To say they’re the initials of “Prime Quality” seems to be folk etymology, because surely that would make “PQ” rather than “P and Q”. Partridge says that the phrase learn your Ps and Qs, was common about 1820, again being advice to children who may be confused about the two letters.\n\nYou may feel the first of these tends to confuse the issue rather than illuminate it, and you may be right. It may just be coincidence. However, the second does tend to support the idea that it relates to children learning their alphabets. If I had to make a choice, I’d plump for the alphabet-learning origin.\n\nWhat we do know is that mind your Ps and Qs was first recorded in 1779 but that it is slowly dying out. To lose it would be a pity, as it is a link to the past and makes a good subject for some quiet speculation and ingenious attempts at explanation. In common with so many words and phrases in English, its origins must remain
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sorry, what was the Q
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I've used that expression with friends before as a joke. It's a silly over-doing-it way of saying that you're great.\n\nA friend of mine who's female brought me a soda one day without me asking (long story but it was super hot that day and we were working outdoors) and I said, "Oh my god, marry me!" We had a good chuckle about it but that's all. Likewise another time I got a backrub from a female friend and I was enjoying it so much I said, "Will you have my children?" \n\nIf he said it was a joke, it probably was. He just thinks you're really cool. he may even think you're hot, but he's still probably joking.
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it means that i will be asking you out soon...
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becourse dont do understand dont do q
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It is an idiom intended to mean "be careful, pay attention to detail"  it has morphed, in recent times, to mean many other things including "be polite".\n\nThere are several theories about it's origin, but the one I believe makes the most sense is - mind your Pints and Quarts.  Meaning to keep track of what you order in a pup so you are not over charged.
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It sounds like a line from the old "Star Trek," when someone was insulting Mr. Spock.\n\nHis answer would probably have been something like, "If you are expecting an answer, your question is illogical. If your question is rhetorical I expect you are trying to insult me which is impossible since I'm incapable of feeling emotion and therefore - feeling insulted."
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I don't know, but I can guess- it looks like a contraction. Written out with spaces in it, it is 'You no gaw no'- just add an 'n', it becomes 'You no gawn no'; then, 'You no gawn know.' Finally, 'You are not going to know', or 'You will not know (this thing)'.\n\nObviously it's slang- I imagine that you might use if someone asks you a question that you don't want to answer in order to annoy the person asking you.\n\n"What do you have in the bag there?"\n\n"Younogawno, fool!"\n\nThat's the best I can do... I'd be interested if it meant anything very different than that though.
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it said, -" Please give me attention now while Im still hot,because soon I will be like an Allan Houston ,Jamal Mashburn, Jim Jackson and the likes. I will become a could-have-been-player like them.."\n\n  :)
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It's actually "que sera, sera". Translated from Spanish to English, it means "what will be, will be".
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It means "You have a cute voice."(*^o^*)\nHope this helps.
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its سيتي فرحانه\n\nand Farhana means so happy for female ...\n\nif ur PC dont read arabic letter pls go to ..\n\nControl Panel > regional and language > and set the arabic language ..\n\ngood luck:)
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It means that you are his Future wife!!!! What Kind Of Loser doesn't know what that means?!
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-----It does not repeat not sound serious.   It may just mean that you must meet with someone to discuss your academic program.   This could be something that is required of all students from time to time.   Contact the Dean of Students or most anyone in the school administration; they should be able to point you in the right direction.   Your Faculity Advisor is someone else you could contact; that person may be the one you need to meet anyway. Again, it does not sound serious; I would not worry about it. ---Jim
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Maggie Carpenter: Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me.\n\nI got it off of IMDb. Heres a link to the quotes section: http://www.imdb.com/rg/title-tease/quotes/title/tt0163187/quotes\nIt's the fourth paragraph down.