I left a lighter over the kitchen table. Who took it?
481810
I am assuming you are at home. Use the stovetop burner or the element on the toaster.\nDo not do this drunk! You'll never forget to pull back your hair again.....
487142
Lost.\n\ncan't believe i missed it last night!!!
545290
my chocolate bar.\nit is on top of my desk...nobody dares take it, ok?!!!
199475
I borrowed it.  Didn't you get the note I left?
35799
what????\nyour lampshade? how did that happen?
474145
i think somebody put something in my drink
453620
lighter fluid and a match!
405242
foergetting where you left it...
1033884
I smashed a soft drink machine (cooler) after it took my 50c and gave me nothing.\nThe other one, the other one knows about it.
666008
Frist he has a new barbque sauce out then he was in a wreck and the car was in flames around the same weekend that his sauce came out so "SMOKE" just kindaa stuck.Hope that helps.
793020
hehe.  I was scrambling around on the floor last night looking for the darned remote he dropped, does that count?
95499
I enjoyed the story. It was well written and humorous. I'm a writer too. Oh, and I loved your answer to the "path of destruction" question! I couldn't have said it better myself. What the hell was the guy smoking?
511689
Last week, I threw a cigarette but on the floor, but I've stopped doing it for good because a woman in my hme twon was recently fined £70/$130 for throwing a "cheesy wotsit" crisp out of her car window!\n\nThis is a picture of a packet of cheesy wotsit for those not living in England!\n\nhttp://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/products.asp?snacktypeid=40
288407
no i left it on the counter with your stash...
1006501
that is random and you stole the see saw from family guy
889873
File a police report.  It's unlikely to be resolved, as you have no proof that it was even stolen and not misplaced.  I completely believe you, but there is certainly the shadow of a doubt.
677269
Lost it in the bin I do hey what the-?