Anyone ever experience Vou- Ja-De?
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Yup! It brings me lattes.\n\n(and for the sake of consistency, it'd probably be spelled "VU-jade")
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Yes, I have.\n\nI was driving home one night and about 1/4 mile from home I got this incredible urge to poop.  It got more urgent by the second.  I was coming upon a major intersection in downtown Brooklyn, where I make a left turn to go the last three blocks home.  If I missed the light, I knew it was like a three minute wait for the next green, so I accelerated.  Just as I was coming to the intersection, it turned red...but I ran it...I was terrified I'd be stopped by a cop and have to wait yet another ten minutes while he wrote a ticket. Luckily, there was no cop.\n\nI drove the last three blocks, and there was a spot right in front of my house.  I parked and ran inside.\n\nThere were about stairway about 25 long to get to my apartment on the second floor, and I was debating how to go up it.  By this time, I was clenching my butt cheeks as tight as possible to keep everything inside, and was worried that going up the stairs would somehow loosen my grip.  Should I run up as fast as I could, or go up slowly, concentrating on keeping my cheeks clenched.\n\nI decided to run.\n\nAs I was running up the stairs, the flow started.  It was the wrong choice; I should have gone up one step at time, slowly, while still holding it back tight.  By the time I reached the top, I was soaked with runny poop. I ran upstairs to the shower and removed all my clothes and took a long hot shower, making sure to get rid of any little pooplets that might be hanging on.  I put my dirty clothes in a garbage bag and three them out.\n\nThat was 15 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday!
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I was about 10 years old. and we all go swimming at the beach.  The beach was noisy; loud with color and swarming people.  Im deaf, but even I ehard the noise pervading the air. The low rumble of voices, the riot of color and teeming flesh...very aggravating.  \n\nThe sand was hot, but the waters of the Pacific were chill.  What a delightful feel!  I leapt into the waves and swam out.  Once beyond the breakers, I turned and rested my back upon the waters, floating arms spread out and eyes closed.  I breathed deeply, smelling the salt on the breeze.  I could feel the warm sun upon my skin and the cool waters on my back.  I was being rocked by the waves, a gentle bobbing, up and down, up and down....There was no noise, no riot of color, no chaos of teeming flesh invading my space.  just me, the sun, the wind, and the sea. \n\nI floated on those waters for a full 15 minutee, just enjoying the sensual experience of hot, cool, and wet. That was all i was concious of, what I was sensing.  I ahd no thoughts, no worries, not obligations.  I may have dozed off too, I cant remember...but eventually I swam back to shore feeling the most calm and refreshed I have ever felt in my life, before and since.\n\nI have never had a moment like that since, and I doubt I ever will again.  and thats okay.  The peace i gained that day is forever contained in that memory and will be with me so long as that memory lives still in my mind.  Even recalling it brings me back to that peaceful joy.
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Yes, three times, and I appreciated the dispacter each time!!\n\n.. I live in a very rural area, it was winter, all 3 of my babies were home, my youngest being only 6 months old, babysitting another 3 month old for a girlfriend. Snow was on the ground pretty thick, front door was chain locked, and I thought manually locked too. Someone opened the door from the outside, saw the chain then closed the door again, I couldn't believe what I saw, so I went to my window to look out... no one there, no cars in my drive other than mine, I freaked, called 911, and began to speed read my situation over the phone, had to repeat it twice since the adrenalin rush of panic had taken over,  then a few minutes after giving my address and telling all the kids to be quiet like mice, and checking to make sure the back door was locked, I peeking out the front window again and again, the dispatch was very calming even though my heart was racing. Then I heard my garage door close, and as I was peeking out I saw my husband, he slid the car into the ditch up the road and had walked back.  I don't know how the dispatch ever understood a word of what I said, since I have the habit of talking fast anyway, but his patience and calm helped me, and his understanding of my husband being my break in, which I yelled about (I think while I was on the phone with him, for my husnband to "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN",) he made absolutely certain I was sure it was my husband before hanging up.. I thought he must have had a good chuckle over that one later.. I know my girlfriends did since they called me about a 8 times pretending to be a 911 operator asking me if I was certain my husband was not an intruder!
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Yes, once on a hot day I was laying inside watching T.V. I ran outside to water my horse and just as a got to the trough I felt as though I would pass out. I think it was just the change from A.C. to a hot 98 degree day. I had shortness of breath and felt lite headed.
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did something happen while you were there? could be because sometimes it a bit painful? or do yu just have a fear for no reason?
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hey,\n\nout of personal experience, yes... and i LOVED it lol
424897
Yeah I have, but it was quite soft. It wasn't by myself, it was with a guy licking and sucking on them. I've never been able to do it myself.
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I did... it was a heck of experience.. really out-of-mind... It was in the inside-bathroom of my ex-boss office and his secretary entered twice without noticing I was there... But then we needed to left the place... So she went out walking out of the office like nothing happens and I did the same 10 mins later, that was funny....\nAnd tks for not letting me forget such a good time.....
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Yes, it happens to me at least once or twice a year.  a very strange sensation.  Usually lasts less than a minute, though.
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i was 12,I was spending the night at a friends lake house, i was very bord and could not get to sleep, about 5:23 AM i heard a voice say "it feals like i am breathing" i was shocked it sounded like a old man, 5 secends later i saw a old man standing in the hall. the next day(well this was 5:23 AM so)later in the day i told his mom, she said the dude that lived there before them was a old man and died in ther drive way(he had a hart atack)!\n\ntrue story! I sware!\n\nOf corse what do you expext from some 1 with green eyes!
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I've had the same experience, and it was amazing.  Some people you just connect with.  And it is very strange in a wonderful kind of way.
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What a good experience!\n\nDo you always communicate with the voice? or you see him?\nDo you already know the voice of Jesus? how many times did it happen (same kind of this experience)? You are blessed.\n\nGOD BLESSED US!
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De-ja-vu is awesome! It's when you are doing something, anything and you get this feeling that you have been there and none it before and you think you know what you are going to do next. You almost feel Phyic for 1min. But that's the thing it doesn't last every long. Who know's when it happens it just does.... Some people never experience it. Hope i've been of some help to you
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Yes, in fact I did it one time while online for a ride in an amusement park. Even though the line was outside, I had let one go and within a few seconds people behind us were like "oooh, man....somebody smells like a**!". It was quite hilarious.
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How did the last person who answered this  . . . get arythmia???!!!  Ha, . . .ha ha ha .?! Huh, .. What? ;) \n\nI'm not chastising .  BUT HEY!  AMERICA!  LET'S GET FOREIGN LANGUAGE BACK IN OUR SCHOOL CURRICULA . .  OKAY?  DAMN. \n\nThat's scarey.  Couldn't that person tell it was a foreign language?\n\nSo yeah deliciously  it is Stop! you person (polite only?) or persons!  COMMAND FORM or IMPERATIF (imperative)  AAhh THE FRENCH LANGUAGE  like a outer galactic feast.\n\nThe images that come to my mind when I speak French.  It's heaven on earth.  \n\nI see fields of subtitles, cute French professors, bewildered language deficient but cute male fellow students that only see me as even more attractive because I now haold even more allure because of my ability with language, I see Language learning labs, A+ papers, gleaming transcripts, european field/abroad trips (woouldn't call it study trips because it was more just a 'trip', and I say to \nmyself . . . this is heaven on earth . . .Let me just say that my Wernicke's area IS the pleasure center of my brain!\n\nThank You GOD.
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Seeing as how my sorry a@@ came to work with one yesterday ... puking in the bathroom, not even able to keep a glass of water down, splitting headache, cigerette breath (I brushed but STILL couldn't get the taste out of my mouth).\n\nI feel for ya!!\n\nYou're planning on doing it all over again tonite, aren't ya?\n\n:)