How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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About a cord and one half in a 8 hour shift if it is a union job, and about 3 cord if it is a non union job.\nThis is based on a 8 hour work day with 30 minutes off for lunch and 2 ten minute breaks.
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Is this a trick question? Like how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?\n\nPlural of octopus is octopi.\n\n200,000 eggs
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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as much wood a woodchuck WOULD chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood
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chuck girlfriend asked him how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?\nchuck was so offended at her rhyming in her presence he killed her screaming don't fuck with chuck. three months later he realised the irony of the situation and laughed so hard a mountain fell over
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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none--- wood chucks cant chuck wood ----- duh
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that's like asking...  how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck woods.
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I have to admit, this is a great question. According to the wikipedia.org: "The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narraganset), wuchak. This confusion led to the common tongue twister, 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'"\n\nBut, I sincerely want you to visit this URL - http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AhktLkv28TYkQHQAxrWlifgezKIX?p=How+much+wood+could+a+woodchuck+chuck%2C+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood\n\nI hope it will satisfy your query.
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How much steel would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel, A wood chuck would chuck as much steel as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel.
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About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood.
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I despise those who don't take your question seriously. I bit my thumb at them. Fie.\n\nThe answer depends on what you mean the woodchuck, a common name for groundhogs and woodpeckers. If you mean groundhogs, then the answer is unfortunately quite a small amount of wood. My guess is probably two logs an hour. Small logs.\n\nAccording to the prominent wikipedia.org: "The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narraganset), wuchak. This confusion led to the common tongue twister, 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'"
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The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. \nThis is how much it "could" chuck (as stated in your question).  As to how much it "would" chuck, I guess that depends on its motivation.
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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IF a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would chuck about 700 lbs in the course of digging a burrow.\n\nPlease remember that to 'chuck' something means to THROW it, not EAT it.
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I think the question is actually how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?, then the answer would be A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.