theres a spoonful of sperm in my eyes. how can i get rid of it?
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is it a tablespoon or teaspoon.\n\nin any case take some salt and vinegar-that ought to take it out
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It should come out in the end.  Eat some Raisin Bran.\n\nI do hope you're joking.\n\nIf it's still in there after a day, you need to see a doctor.
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Do not take internally.Call doctor.\nFlood with water if this gets on the skin. Contact doctor immediately if in eyes, also flood with water.
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I have sucessful treated this on several occasions for my chidren w/o an antibiotic. Wash hands, peel  chunk of cucumber and grate.  Put grated cucumber in a large sterile gauze pad.  Squeeze a few drops of cucumber juice directly into the eye.  Use fresh cucumber and gauze each time.
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Doesnt take long . Once I was babysitting a little girl and she had it at the time, she went home that evening, when I woke up the next morning I knew she had given it to me. My right and part of my left eye was matted shut with that crusty yellow eye mucus stuff. If you do get it you'll know it. First put a warm wet wash cloth over your eye and let it kind of melt the matter away . Your eye or eyes will probably red as well. Then go to the doctor as soon as possible he'll give you some antibiotics or eye drops or something to clear it up . Remember it is very contagious so get treated as soon as possible!
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just mix a little boric acid (found in drugstores) with some warm water in a cup and then flush your eye with it. it always works right away and soothes it. Also don't worry it doesn't burn.
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there is no way to get out of not going to the doctor for this one, it is a very bad infection and can be cured by home remedies.   throw away your existing contacts and don't wear any until 1 week after they clear up. wash your hand constantly, don't rub, more than likely it will spread to the other eye
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Try some lubrication lotion or  baby oil
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1. stop yanking it 2. It takes three days to build up a full load. Also you might have a vitamin E deficency. Someone verify for me, but I do remember reading somewhere that Sperm is made up mainly of vitamin E. Get your blood tested for vitamin levels, that or you have be wearing underwear that is too tight that will kill your little men as well, making you have a low sperm count.
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few ways to get rid of it:\n\n1] drink lots of plain water.\n2] take a deep breath and hold it for as long as you can.\n\nusually i find no.2 works faster and better.\nif it still doesnt work, go to the doctor, that's what most peole suggest.
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Ice it, observe it for the next 24 hours, if it doesn't clear up he will need to visit the emergency room. There is the possibility the contents of the Lysol bottle got in his eye and that is serious. DO NOT use Visine or any eye care product of that nature until he's seen a doctor.
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put nail polish remover in your eye.
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I do believe that there is already a small amount of saline in your eyes, why do you think you need more? Perhaps if you feel the need, or impulse to do this your body is telling you that something is wrong. if it makes you feel any better, dissolve a small amount of salt (50 grains of Morton Salt) into a cup of water and flush out your eye. if that doesn't make you feel better, you may think about visiting your physician.
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Drink lots of water aand use vaseline.
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Hey dude. I've had a very similar situation. Mostly clear fluid, very little thick white sperm. It doesn't feel the same when it's ejaculated does it? I've wondered too but actually don't know what to tell you, sorry. I have heard though that nuts are good for your nuts. There is some kind of essentail oil, protein or something in most nuts that are really good for a man's body. I've heard peanut butter is a staple with bodybuilders. Try it.\n\nYou stated you ejaculate once in two weeks, wow, how do you wait so long? I was going to say let your sperm mature. I've found that when I ejaculate every day my sperm is very thin and weak,  but if I hold it for several days it is very thick, white and has a gelatin like consistency. Not to mention the difference in the way it feels to ejaculate sperm that thick. The difference is awesome.\n\nWish I could offer more advice man. Take care.
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soil the sheets with something else to cover up the semen stain
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Flush eyes with water