I realize that normally rape is not a laughing matter. But what if it was one clown raping another clown?
480621
yeah that would look funny!
93564
How awful, I hope the victim is ok...an attempted rape can be nearly as traumatic as a completed assault. Your BF should ask to have the offending coworker transferred to a different crew until he goes to jail.
1007355
Excessive Farce...Only if they are evil clowns though...
1079089
So the one(s) kicking and screaming are consenting in your mind?  Others, like the law, might just disagree with your interpretation.  Maybe better keep it as a fantasy...
929426
i wouldnt freak out about that..shit happens..i would honestly think it was a joke or somethin....
501875
For a sec I thought you were talking about the dark clown's suspension from Yahoo answers. Which totally sucks by the way.\nSo everyone beware! \nToo many funny questions/answers=suspension.
837282
Nah, I think it is crazy to think that you (or whomever!) would be punished for being raped by an underage person. It isn't as if you initiated the sex and it was non-consensual so you really couldn't be prosecuted.
441231
if the person who was forced to bend over did not consent, and felt threatened, then it was definitely assault.\n\neven if it didn't fit the definition of sexual assault, it certainly fits the definition of simple assault.
983167
That's funny. No laws violated, except the sprinkling of the second person might be considered some type of an assault... Just claim you were sick....Good story.
307055
That's life.  It's good that you don't participate in the slander, though.  Mental stress is all a part of work.  The best thing to do, is to do your job and ignore the clowns.
693933
Do U think we are from Mars?  Come on man. \nI wish U see what our comedians do, hilarious.  The difference is clean jokes in the media, nothing saucy.\nHe is a joke for you:\nAn idiot wanted 2 B a terrorist.  He joined them.  They told him: "take this pomegranate, take off the lid and immediately through at the most crowded place.  See how many casualties and come back to tell us the kind of damage it makes". \nHe took it and sat in the top deck of a Double Decker bus, took off the lid.  \nBang\nAnother idiot who became a terrorist was playing with the pomegranate, his friend told him: "don't take the lid off, it will explode" \nhe said: "that's OK, I have more"
221226
lol.\n\nsorry for laughing but no i can't tell you because any reason given isn't a good enough reason or the truth. so good luck!
1179428
THIS IS DATE RAPE!!!! I would seriously consider reporting this. Sexual deviants start with something small and work their way up to more aggressive worse acts. It's kinda like a peeping tom who then exposes himself in public and then starts to mingle in crowds and touch people inappropriately, etc. It would have been ok if this was something you had agreed to beforehand and were role playing or something. \nAlso many women who are raped say that their body experienced feelings of pleasure, this is normal. At the very least you should see a counselor or therapist to discuss this and see what they think of the situation. Or at least call a rape hot line and ask what they think
459935
If only Yahoo Answers would pay you for asking twisted questions. You'd be rich.\nAs for the experiments, don't know of any, sorry. \nSounds like someone else has a clown fetish beside me though, I don't like to share so back off AMERICAN_YANKEE35, just kidding. Go get your freak on girl! Careful though, that make-up he wears smears.
780704
That'd get you in trouble for sure, if you were caught.  But I like the idea.  There's enough fighting going on, it'd be better for everyone if laughter was employed as an option for events such as these.  Good idea, you get a thumb's up from me for sure.
839315
Being raped is very degrading to a women it takes away her pride self respect makes her feel worthless, and ashamed. The women who don't report rape is out of fear from the assailant or being ashamed. Ashamed might not be the correct word to use. you get the point though. I don't know what I would do. I would hope that I would have the courage to report it so it wouldn't happen to someone else.  I had a friend once she was in her mid 40s she waited until she got married to have sex. She was 18 on her wedding night her husband tied her to the bed and sodomized her. she came from a family that taught you that your husband is the law and what he does to you is his business and you didnt question him. She is no longer married to him thank goodness. For anyone out there who has been raped my heart goes out to you.
725056
rape. it should be self explanatory