is it not a bit cruel that the word 'lisp' has an 's' in it?
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Yeth! Ith the wortht thing that hath ever happened to me!!
564502
Neither is correct an apostrophe is only used between the last letter and an "s" o an "nt" to indicate a missing leter fo stance can't is can not ("no" missing) so Paul's would indicate Paul is ("i" missing)
363751
's shows posession.\n\nThe only way that "Thank's" would be used properly, is if you were talking about something that belonged to the Thank...  which makes no sense.
164559
In the olden days typesetters used to get p's and q's mixed up.  They were looking at them backwards, and it was easy to mix them up. (b's and d's, too)  I believe the expression actually is to MIND your p's and q's.  In other words, be careful.
233711
Having two colons would be a catastrophe. But having an apostrophe of two would kind of just tick you off.
199570
The F word is Anglo Saxon.  Most others are corruptions of body parts.  My favourite is my old grandad's: 'Bad cess to you'.   It took me a long time to figure it out, but the cess is as in cesspit.
943944
< symbol is like an L for less than ..the they will realise the other is  always greater than.. thats how i learnt it at school
982510
I it's a rune.... \n\nnot demonic or satanic at all... just like a letter.
532980
I'm sorry but did you see this in My_Computer properties?\n\n\n\n--- ► λ ◄ \n\nN.B. I'm still a learner.
179083
@_@ That's a good one. Maybe because 'Fail' begins with F. It makes more sense than E in a rhetorical way, I guess.
352103
No, of course not! But I can see how someone could say it with the emphasis on the AS and make it SOUND like a profanity! But that's why you posted your question in the "words and wordplay" category...!
756199
I don't know why people are responding to this on the iambic pentameter etc front. Are you not asking a question about the multiple negatives? If so, I would respond that people still use this (it isn't unknown for people never to use a purely singular negative form), wasn't he doing it for effect, don't nobody do it no more?
237192
please start with S !!!! LOL ... what if doesn't start with an S ???\nok ... if you insist ... it's gotta be Siavash G.
196548
Yes, it's sad and maddening.  It's also extremely irresponsible.\n\nHowever, the reason why I was compelled to answer your question is to let you know how tickled I was when I saw your Y.A. ID, or nickname.  Ni ... hahaha (ROTFL).  Is it Ni, or Nee?  Or maybe Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Thanks for the reminder of pure silliness, and the belly laugh!!!
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I find it frustrating to understand people sometimes.  I wish they would use less shortcuts like b4 and actually spell out the word.\n\nAlso people wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs should be removed immediately!!!
768301
The question is poorly spelt; would it be possible to retype it exactly as you have it?  This would make it easier to answer.\n\nCheers.
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I believe there was a punctuation error in the computer code that launched a Cape Canavarel Saturn rocket that had to be aborted.  Don't recall if it was a hyphen but Ouch!