How can I trap a fart and paint it pretty colors?
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If you smear white paint up your butt first, then  fart it out on a peice of black paper , then may you paint it pretty colors k?
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White.\n\nOther colours might lead people thinking it's poison gas.\n\nBut farting is a kind of poison gas too,just with a better color.
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Sing the "Cheesy Poofs" song. (South Park) "I like Cheesy Poofs..." \n\nDo you have time for a skit? Do the Monty Python "Cheese Shop" skit.\n\nSet up a giant cheese prop, with a sign which reads, "To Cut Cheese, Pull Finger".  Oh, you will have to rig a prop finger to a fart machine.\n\nSurreptitiously, strategically place chunks of Limburger around the room.  Have someone offstage make loud farts.  (Who cut the cheese?)\n\nWhat kind of cheesy routine are you doing?  More details would help you get more suggestions.\n\n(Added)  Oh, now you post details after I posted.  \n\nMay I suggest you study the works of Lenny Bruce? He was the king of working a room. Nothing is sacred, damn the torpedoes! \n\nAlso study George Carlin.  George is simply outrageous,\nand for George, nothing is too small, too big or too holy to go un-pun-ished (groan, groan.)\n\nMusically talented?  Try some Tom Lehrer songs!\n\nOr, more cheesy one liners -- Rodney Dangerfield.\n\nTacky?  Hmm, so many, and I don't like most of 'em. Can't help you there.  Andrew Dice Clay?  Can't get much tackier, rude and offensive than that.  Might get you booed off the stage, suspended from school, your car keyed, your home TP'ed, and your ass sued for just plain bad taste and piss-poor judgement.  But, it damned sure is tacky.  \n\nDisclaimer:  AD Clay is an asshole.  Source:  AD Clay is an asshole.
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try the old fashion baking soda and vineger trick! they have a chemical reaction and foam up. thats what i did back in middle school.
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vinegar and baking soda. \nWill also be fun experiment for them!
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tie a string to his favorite pants and cut the sides in two then so them with thin thread.\nHave a string waiting so when he walks away pull it and the thread comes undone.\nMake sure it's at a family ruinion or something like that.\n\nOr set a whoopie cushon on his chair and have a stink bomb so when he sits down it sounds like he farted and the stink bomb goes off so it stinks and then when he stands up to see the whoopie cushon out from on his chair.
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Make a paste with yellow glue, mold it into a sculpture of your preference, let it dry, paint, and there you have it. ART!!! (you can carve out more detail when dry if you wish)
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use your imagination dude(u kno like glue som sticks toghether)
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Well, you can step outside for some "fresh air", excuse yourself to the bathroom...or (this option not for the faint of hart) lie on your back, throw your legs up in the air, grab a lighter, light it and stick it next to your butt, fart and shoot a flame out your butt. Keep in mind you need the right crowd for this...I suggest a crowd of drunks. Keep in mind I've only observed this...not actually participated.
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1. Make a distration\n2. Close you're @$$ cheeks together \n3. Yell while farting\n4. Balme it on the teacher\n5. Fart in a direction and blame it on someone else
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Chocolate and lotz and lotz of it!\nor if you want to be creative go and melt some chocolate put it in a plastic bag put it in the freezer and bring it in and say its poop. You'll have lotzzz to talk about and its a tasty treat.
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Really this question should be in home and garden.  He should use an oil based paint.  water based will likely peal off.
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might be easier just to get some hydrogen sulphide stink bombs from your local stink bomb store.\n\nor you can go to the fartmart for a dazzling array of tasteful products:\n\nhttp://www.fartmart.com/searching.asp?rqRefSearch=ww%2Egoogle%2Ecom%2Fsearch
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dye the hot tub yellow and put dirt in it
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If you were to fart, it would be like spatter painting your back.
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put a fart machine under the body and remote control it from the back of the room
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haha i did it on paint sorta messy here and there but hope it helps you =)\n\nhttp://img108.imageshack.us/my.php?image=math5tw.png