Has anyone ever spent time in the jailhouse with Freaky Mike?
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Yeah, a lot of people have spent time in him. I thought we got rid of him???
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Yes but he finally irritated me so much I had to end it.  Also he scared my foster children. But the free lunches were fun for a while.  \n\nI did not marry him.  Married someone else.
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Hi M_money,\nI met the IncarceratedDude once, a few weekends ago. I was walking to the corner market for a loaf of bread when I had to pass by a neighborhood church. I was somewhat acquainted with the structure as it was always mentioned in the newspaper's community section. Known as "The loft," folks would gather there on Thursday evenings for poetry readings.\nHowever, this day happened to be a Saturday afternoon and a pair of gentlemen greeted me as I walked by. They invited me inside to sample an hour of their presentation. Ok, I went inside and found myself to be a prospective new recruit for their brand of religion.\n\nMost of the pews were filled with hooded monks chanting a haunting rhythm. There were others who like me, were wearing their regular denims. The service began like most others that church-goers would be familiar with. A grand master of ceremonies led the group through some songs and gave a sermon. Near the end of the hour it was time for their ritual of "laying on of the hands." Some of the parishioners would come forward and ask for prayers for their ailments or for a sick grand mum who fell down in the tub. All the hooded dudes whose faces could not readily be seen would all place a hand on the person and their combined energies were presumed to have a strength and expedite a solution to the problem.\n\nOK now, there was another new guy in the pews who was watching eagerly. I recognized IncarceratedDude from a wanted poster viewed earlier at the post office. When he saw a chance, he approached the ring of conspirators and described how he was always moving around and never able to settle down. The hooded goons closed in upon him, all to make a physical connection. The master of ceremonies began a prayer, a dogmatic mix of logic and pure hocus-pocus. I immediately saw the effects of the procedure as the tension went out of IncarceratedDude's body. When the beseeching was near an end, the master asked, "Are the brothers ready?"\n\nA suspenseful few moments passed until he almost shouted, "NOW!"\n\nOn that cue, the brothers began to pummel their hapless victim. Continually delivering blows over head and to the solar plexus until IncarceratedDude was down on the floor getting stomped. After another minute, the grand Pooh-Bah decided the treatment administered was sufficient to induce a relaxing calm that would assuage the nervousness of IncarceratedDude for a long, long time.\n\nI can't say for certain if IncarceratedDude got the comeuppance he deserved as I had a loaf of bread to buy and some other errands to do that day. I hope for you M_money, that you do find a sense of closure to this difficult episode of life.\nor, just send an Email to incarceratedDude@cabarrus.com\n\nBrett
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I wouldn't go that far but I've spit up in the back of my throat a few times while accidently being caught in the head light effect of Paul and Jan Crouch (PINK HAIR/Tammy Faye make-up/Liberache clothes/looks like a clown)on TBN. Then there's the comb-over pinky ring king Benny Hinn. A few others make me sick as well...not all preachers of the Gospel are like this though..most...but not all...Love in Christ, ~J~ <><
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I met Davy Jones, from the Monkees a few times.  The first time he was GREAT.  It was purely coincidental, and I was like 13.  He was totally nice/sweet, but I was too shocked to say anything (he was my #1 idol at the time).  On later meetings he was so-so.  Polite, but just trying to do his job and not be bothered too much.\n\nI met Steven Spielberg & Kate Capshaw.  They were very friendly, considering they were out w/their daughter and probably didn't want to be bothered.\n\nI met Brian Regan (a comedian) and he was a total dick.  My friend and I asked for a picture with him after one of his comedy shows, and he acted like we were asking for him to fly us to Europe??? He WAS with his wife and new baby though, so maybe that's why.\n\nI met Norm MacDonald twice.  He was very cool both times.  Unfortunately he gave me the exact same autograph both times which said "Don't do crack".  I must look like a crackhead.\n\nThere were probably more, bu that's all I can think of.  My dad met a ton of celebrities on planes...and he said the biggest jerk of them all was Ted Kennedy.
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Yes, as a matter of fact I have.I was 17 years old at the time and the experience still give me nightmares.However psyhciatric wards are not as bad as they are often made out. The staff was really friendly and helpful and held on to  hope for me when I couldn't myself. They saved my life and I am eternally grateful to them. THe nightmares are of the seclusion room...but I won't go into that.
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Yeah, he is strangely alluring. I got hooked on Lazy Town when it was on last year. Its truly freaky with all the puppet children and that kid with the pink hair.\nHe is really a competing gymnast in Iceland and so is his wife. All mad really.
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Ashley, you've asked this question twice now. This one looks like you did it. Doubt it, since I don't think you'd have a chance to play on the computer in jail. Your boyfriend, right? Better start calling him your "friend" and go play with another "boy", a good one this time!
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No, never, not even if I was awake.  \n\nI would even go so far as to consider it cruel and unusual punishment if I were in a prison or jail.
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I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
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Bubba the Lovesponge is for real and he's crazy.  I'm from the area where he started his radio career and the man is a true shock jock.
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I spent three days in a county jail with a 6 foot tall very angry woman who had just shot her husband in the face.  ummm.. yeah, can somebody please call my daddy???....  the worst part about it was that mine was such a petty crime. horticulturist should never be jailed, i was doing my part to produce more oxygen and eliminate global warming ;O)
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Does he have a brother called Mike?
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I had a friend of mine spend 3 years in federal prison because he rigged tickets to win the Breeder's Cup Pick 6.\n\nI'll pass - no thank you.
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Yes I have, and I have to agree with you about the fact of him being the worst serial killer in history. I saw a episode on A&E about him and it was really scary as hell. One thing that was crazy is the fact they had him and let him go! Then he killed for a few more years.
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i heard he used to have one but they broke up.. im not sure its true but i heard it.. i think the girlfriend was that girl from disney channel who has a show with her brother Mike..
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There is this guy named Michael, 23 years old, who was with my little sister as she overdosed on heroin.   He robbed her as she lay dying and then took off and lied about the whole thing to the police.   There were 10 other people in the apartment also who did nothing but Michael sold her the heroin and he robbed her as she was passed out and turning blue.   She was 18, beautiful, went to school and worked and she was a true artist.   Miss her so much.   I know she has responsibility in her death but I absolutely hate him for his part.   I would call him and pretend I want to buy some dope from him and arrange to meet him.   Then I would show up with two big guys and throw him in the trunk of the car.   Drive to a isolated destination and torture him a couple of hours.   I would burn him with cigarettes and cut him with a good quality knife and force him to drink bleach.   I would start to choke him.  As he lay dying I would show him pictures of my sister and let him know he is own his way to his death as I sip on a glass of champagne.   Too bad it is just a fantasy that I have.