What's your favorite TV quote and what show was it from and who said it?
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I came, I saw, I did a little shopping...\n- Prue Halliwell, Charmed\n\nExperience is what you get if you don't get what you want.\n- Lucas wolenczak, SeaQuest DSV
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"No matter where you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine"\n"Make the most of your self; for it is all you have of you"\n"Love doesn't make the world go round; it makes the ride worth while"\n"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got"\n"When your heart speaks, take good notes"\n"I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his PURSE" (no offense to homosexuals out there)\n"My halo is temporarily out of order"\n"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you"\n"If you wish to measure the man, measure his heart"\n\nThat's a few; I love quotes! Hope you like these!:) P.S. I know where New Zealand is. Do I get bonus points???!!!!! lol :)
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has to be "someone sh** on the coats"! Dane Cook rules! I like "Car Alarm", too!
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Who said that?\n\n\nHello!
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"Be careful who you pretend to be, because you day you just might loose who you really are"\n\n-ME
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"You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you!\nYou never understood that it ain't no good- you shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you."\n\n~Bob Dylan ("Like a Rolling Stone")\n\n\nI♥♫→mia☼☺†
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"Remember, it's not a lie if you BELIEVE it to be the truth..."\n\nGeorge Costanza
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"Stupid TV, be more funny!!"\n\nthat would be Homer J.
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Ernie, where did you *dig* this one up? Thinking minds want to know!\n--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
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**If I could just say a few words, I’d be a better public speaker.\n\n**Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?\n\n**Homer no function beer well without.\n\n**...That’s how I was raised and I turned out TV.\n\n**If he’s so smart, then why’s he dead?\n\n**It’s because their stupid; that’s why.  That’s why everybody does everything.\n\n**It’s not that hard to be a film cricket.
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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"Stinking Fish Reality:\nWith a name this bad, its gotta be good!"\n\nSimpsons quote!
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"My Dark Desires"\n"If I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left." (Charles Manson from one of his very entertaining parole hearings)
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Will, from Will & Grace said it best to Jack, "Even on your BEST day, you could NEVER be me".  I love it!\n\n\n:)
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"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." \n\nI remember a speaker saying this years ago...forgot what the speach was about, but I loved this quote.
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Now this is my all-time favorite quote:\n\nDon't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.