why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering wheel?
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From BLOWING the horn!
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i guess she told you because i dont know maybe that was the  \nTRUTH!\nshe might of told you that it was purple because she really wanted you to know.\nand your her boyfriend so i dont think theres nothing wrong with that.
495384
oh come on people, Doesnt any body ever give a man credit,? Did any of you consider perhaps he was just wanting her to have a safer ride? Maybe the back seat was one of those tiny butt crack invading seats that have no sissy bar and he didnt want her to go flying off the back,,,,,or maybe he just waqnted her to block the wind so he didnt get cold or catch all the bugs???????? there could be a zillion reasons that doesnt make him a pervert, I think if you didnt accept the ride,,you should apologise to the man, and bake him some cookies!!!!!!!!!!1 THINK PEOPLE!
76789
Likely happens due to static electricity grabing the hair.  All the rubbing on the front likely creates the force and the weak her likely slips off.
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1)Theres a blonde and a brunette walking in the park. The brunette says to the blonde "look, a dead bird". The blonde looks up into the air and says "where?"\n\n2)Theres this blonde woman driving her car down the road and all of a sudden starts swerving. A police car behind her notices this and pulls her over. The blonde says "thank god your here officer, these trees keep appearing in the middle of the road and i have to swerve to avoid them." The officer replies "thats your air-freshener."\n\n3)Why shouldnt you let a blonde use your computer? You'll end up with tipex all over the screen. (cos shes usin the word processor, inevitably makes a mistake and tries to tipex it out) [do americans have tipex?]
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BECAUSE IT'S BLONDE LOL
923461
why does she make herself sound so stupid, especially during interviews.  typical dumb blonde or what.
48545
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. \n\nHe then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. \n\nWhen he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. \n\nHe gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. \n\n"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde. \n\nShe replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
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i can not decide which one so i am doing four.\n*Q: How do you confuse a blonde? \nA: There are millions of ways. One way is to tell her to stand in the corner of a circular room. \nComeback: \n*Q: How does the blond confuse you? \nA: Comes out of the circular room, saying she found the corner\n*A blonde walks into an appliance store and up to the shop assistant. She points to one on the shelf and said, "I'll have that TV." The shop assistant replied, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." And the blonde has to walk out of the store. The next day, she then dyes her hair brown and walks back into the appliance store. Again, she goes, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." She walks out, once again, frustrated. She figures, now, that the shop assistant obviously recognised her face from last time, and she goes to have surgery on her face. She waits four weeks, just to be sure, before walking back into the appliance store. Once more, she says, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." The blonde now finally gives up and asks, "How the hell do you know I'm a blonde?!" The shop assistant replied, "Lady, that's a microwave." :)\n*Three blonde friends are walking down the road. One finds a bottle and opens it. A genie flies out and says, "I will give you each ONE wish." \nThe first says, "I want to be 100% smarter." POOF! She turns into a brunette. \nThe second says, "I want to be 50% smarter." POOF! She turns into a redhead. \nThen the third says, "I want to be 100% dumber." POOF! She turns into a guy. \n(Alternative version: Then the third says, "I want to be smarter than both of them." POOF! She turns into a guy.)
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Actually, I think that would be considered GRAND THEFT because of the amount of the car & probably the t.v. also.  It's definately NOT SMART!!!  If the companies want, they could also have her tracked down here & have her sent back to Canada for prosecution.\nI would advise you to steer clear of someone who would do this.    If she is willing to STEAL items that cost this much, who knows what else she is capable of....
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I put this one up earlier this week, but here goes:\n\n   The blonde os driving her car down a road going toward a larger city, and she's following a truck.  She then pases the truck and motions for him to pull over.  Both vehicles pull over, and the blode gets out of her car, walks up to the truck & taps on his window.  He rolls it down and she says, "Hi! My name is Becky and I thought I should tell you you're losing some of the load from the back of your truck."  He nods and then pulls away.  Another mile down the road she motions for him to pull over again, and both vehicles pull over again.  She again gets out of the car, goes up to the truck and tells the driver, "Hi!  My name's Becky and you're still losing stuff out of the back of the truck."  He again nods and pulls away.  They're now on the city limits of the city and approach the stop light.  The truck driver passes the car and motions for the blonde to pull over, and both vehicles pull off the road.  The driver gets out of the truck, walks up to the car & motions for the blonde to roll down her window.  She does, and he says, "Hi!  My name's Randy...you're driving in Iowa...and I drive a salt truck."
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because there was a hot chick on the other side!
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Whatever type of racing she is in, she is no doubt being chased because she is so attractive.\n\nI have suddenly become a fan of car racing because of Danika Patrick. She adds a new dimension to a great sport and adds to the fun and enjoyment of racing. \n\nGet 'em, Danika...
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It's probably because the woman has a nice body or is really attractive.
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Because she's pregnant for the second time in two years. Also, I think her skank husband may be rubbing off on her. She is an absolutely beautiful young woman. She needs to kick that freeloading loser to the curb.
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pregnant! because if she wasn't pregnant she would be a blonde with A brain cell.
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.\n\n\nThe blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. \n\nWhat does it look like?" she finally asked. \n\nThe policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." \n\nThe driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and\nhanded it to the policewoman. \n\nHere it is," she said. \n\nThe blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back\nsaying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.\n__________________