How can I turn back into a Liberal Democrat? What is wrong with me? Pray tell.?
491074
First step is to do some stretching exercises as you're going to need to be REALLY flexible.  \n\nImagine being able to bend over and insert your head into your own rectum until you have your entire body in up to your waste.  It's really quite a feat.  \n\nBeyond that, you're home because other than incessant pissing and moaning, there really isn't much else to being a liberal.
1061290
Do you feel that your only option besides Republican is Democrat?\n\nHow about a third party?\n\nSince you're conservative, check this one out:\n\nwww.constitutionparty.com
1112555
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. This is what YOU kind of names YOU resort to, from your earlier post:\n\n"Being a typical Lib you need to have things explained to you several times. I was refering to the people who are calling Bush a liar and thoes in congress who are calling our military (people like John Kerry) terrorists. Libs need to grow a brain as well as a back bone."
840813
Go and vote democrat.  Then after we take back the congress they will start investigations of king bush and his cronies and put in some real election reform laws.
1124996
First, you need to find a church that will support you - make sure you take on all the social issues and are against them - gay marriage, abortion, dogs and cats living together - get puffed up and let those church-goers know you mean business when you get to D.C. \n\nNext, pass the hat - let them know in order for you to GET to D.C. it costs money and the more the better. You need loads of money to make videos pronouncing your disgust with the American social system, Hollywood, those dogs and cats living together and such as well as run ads in local newspapers. It'll cost more to run ads in liberal papers because they really don't want to know you, but they will take lots of money if you offer it to them and then they'll have to run your ad.\n\nNext, find someone who will lend you their BMW or Lexus or better yet, their Mercedes or Bentley so you can go on the campaign trail in your town. Raise your fist a lot and yell things out like "those damn liberals" and "Democrats are the weak link in the chain" or "Evolution is Evil spelled without the o u t o and another n (out on... a limb)." Create a campaign slogan that deals with the marriage issue, or abortion, or how all the Mexican illegal immigrants in your neighborhood need to go back to Mexico or stay and continue working for $1.50 an hour. You can always go back to the dogs and cats living together thing - whatever riles up your constituents the best.\n\nLastly, find a way to bribe the people that run the voting booths in your district or make sure your cousin works for either the voting booth company or the local news channel that will announce your candidacy. People always believe the media. Those things seem to always do the trick.\n\nGood luck!
738120
Just what the heck are "loosers"?  Turn off the computer, open a spelling book (unless you intend on being on welfare your whole life, like a good liberal).  GOD HELP US!!!    LOL!!!\n\n\n                            ;-)        **wink wink**!!!        ;-)
738618
Excuse me Bradship, I think the Mothership wants you back.  Maybe it's past your bedtime you window licking jerk!\n\nI think pansy flowers would be a better sign for your political party.\nNo, I take that back...a dog licking it's A$$.\n\n\nIt's kindergarden when you have more fun fucking with people.  I guess that didn't come to mind when you posed the question huh?  How long did it take you to get out of there anyway?  Or, are you still there?  Funny, you want to talk about politics and all.  Here you sit in front of your computer at 4:36 am, with NOTHING better to do than to put down Republicans?  That takes a lot of \nB-R-A-I-N power.  Bravo!  Gold star!
770415
You are all over the place with this one, son.  You'll be hard pressed to find a marxist conservative (the two are on opposite sides of the spectrum) and liberal is more or less between the two and doesn't really fully agree with either side.  Then you want this nutjob to be in the center; somebody has been listening to too much Rush Limbaugh, or Al Franken--I'm not sure which.
1122842
I would urge you to become an active voter but remain independent of either of the two main parties.  Take a look at the Libertarians.  They have pretty sensible ideas for the most part (and some wacky ones too, just to keep you from getting bored).   There is a lot to be said for not joining anything until you feel it as a calling.  Hang loose and watch.  \n\nBTW, as an old fart, I adore young people who take an interest in how things are run.  You are the future and I'm glad you are awake.  Good luck.
820426
Conservatives are at war with everyone! They can't play nice. Don't like Bible beaters. I'm just glade that the Democrats won! I sleep better at night!
742722
You sir, have just wasted my time. Off to vote Democrat.\n\nHave a joyful day in the coming years of econmic growth
1034506
Tired of getting bashed??...GOOD!!...Now, DO something about it!!\n\nHelp the democrats:\n1.) Get a platform\n2.) Find a viable charismatic leader who isn't a wimp.\n3.) Stop this insane Bush bashing!...He can't even RUN in 2008!!\n4.) Unify the left to SERIOUSLY address the immigration problem!\n5.) Unify the left for a FAIR solution to healthcare costs\n\nIf you guys simply do THOSE 5 THINGS, your party will once again gain control of the White House and Congress.\n\nHurry!...The country is waiting!!
1095879
You're serious? Ok, also learn all about the Democrats. \nThen start your own party. Alot of us on this website have had\nit with the 2 party's. They're sneaky, greedy & have no conscience. \nYou will be a new young face, college educated with a million\ngood ideas - we'll flock to you. \nThen, get the Y/A people to give your party a catchy name - we'll\nbe waiting for you. Good Luck.
1072883
Ya, I used to be a democrat now I'm a registered republican.  I smell less and feel better everyday.  =0)~
792564
I'm tired of the good life myself.  Thank goodness America will now be in the hands of terrorists.\n\nThank a Democrat
24147
Hey thanks a lot. Its awfully nice of an enlightened liberal like you to make such a silly generalization. Not all republicans are rich, or white. No more than all democrats ar poor, or black, or gay, or whatever. We are all just people. Once we all recognize that, maybe we can put aside our petty differences, and make a real change for the better.
762915
Neddie...have you checked the ratings you're getting for these Q's lately?  Your followers have deserted you and been replaced by a pretty rowdy bunch here!\n\nIf your positions represent the majority of Americans, why isn't that reflected in this forum?  By the way, do you agree with the platforms of the (mostly conservative) Democratic saviors who just got elected?  \n\nA simple yes or no doesn't work, does it.  Why?...it's because life, politics and even Yahoo Answers is complicated.  Don't be afraid of nuance.  It sure beats trying to to fit every odd-shaped peg into one size hole.\n\nI'm getting worried about you.  Maybe you need a little vacation, or perhaps some Yoga and deep breathing execises.  Relax...it's just politics!