What is the wittiest, most smart-aleck thing you've ever said?
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I met my future step father one night at my mother's house and we got along really well. The next morning he walked in the kitchen for breakfast and everyone said 'good morning'. \nI said 'good grief' !!! We got along like a house on fire after that.
758986
Too arrogant.\n\nWhat would he SAY?
1186367
you  are master of  smartes.
581538
The best response i heard to someone bragging they were street smart was:\n\n"So what, are you Sesame Street smart?"
238621
Just be a crazy smartass
819586
Strictly out of the context you are giving, would say that he was being a smart ass, hint of sarcasm.
456693
My definition of wit:\n\nThe ability to use my brain in any occasion.
834706
Haha, my grandpa used to say that.  He also said: Once I thought I was wrong, but found I was mistaken.  Cute.\n\nI just HAD to add this comment to my answer: Don't you people realize the asker was joking? Good grief.
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[In a drunken crosseyed slurr]...MEEOOWWWW....HEELLLOO... KIITTTYYY...\n...MEEOOWWWW???\n\n\n[Thinks to himself] Best answer EVER!!!
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Huh?  OK, you are a genius.
556928
I am more witty.  I like your use of the word cleverer.
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My wife.\n\nProof:\n1. She married me 20 years ago.   :)\n2. She has a smart daughter.\n3. She gets me, Mr. Genius (IQ>160), to do what ever she wants.\n4. Accomplishes #3, above, while making me think it was my brilliant idea.\n5. I do #4, above, while smiling even if I don't want to.\n6. (...gotta go....my wife is calling me.....)
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what is the silliest phrased question on Yahoo?
465496
what the hell did u say?
941339
Me: when I say "Honeeeeey" in a high pitched voice over and over again ...lol.. ( I like bugging him with that)\n\nMy husband: ..hahaha..(hope he doesn't read this =} ) when he farts soooo LOUD here and there (in the house)... You would never assume that he is capable of that.
499691
cheeky  thats like saying your a smart a$$
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Sophia is probably one of my favorites.  She's the one I'm most like.  I'll say something very wise and intelligent and then within the same five minutes, say something completely stupid.  I love that about her.