to the guys that answered my first question? HELP?
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Can't you hear the alarm bells ringing? It's doomed unless you moderate your demands.
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Weird way to ask a question dude!!!!
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u can always say what u want to say to ur answerer by posting comments.\nAnd what the other guy have answerd is correct most of them have same nick name.\nso try it
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Okay, I just got on here after doing some errands.  What is your questons?  I'll try to answer them.
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hey !!!!! now wat did i do?
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Dear J1521joe,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nJ1521joe, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, J1521joe. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, J1521joe, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, J1521joe. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, J1521joe, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd J1521joe, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you J1521joe, and have a great day!\n-Zach
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Thanks man..I honestly thought that you would have gotten more responses with an opener like that... it seems to me that most women would want to give their answer to why it's so important... lol   Best wishes
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wat r u talking about. i like to help but its all so confusing probably cause i dont know wat ur first question was.
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I bet if you wouldn't have put your pict. there you would have gotten a lot more responses. Try with out it next time and see what happens.
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First thing you do is re-type your whole question. Use the edit or add details then maybe we can help..
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MAn you are good.  My most was 13 answers.  My next question will challenge you.\n\nOk you won  I only got 17 answers.
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Hey Mickey, no need to apologise. I can understand, you must have felt as if someone was giving an order to you. I asked you for the favour because when a person answers a query, he is always inquisitive to see if the time and effort he took for answering the questions has payed off well. You had posted that you are leaving, you said 'Bye'. So, it is expected that you would have a look at the answers given by Yahooglians.\n\nDon't take this personally. Here, most of the people  who ask questions here have generally just heard about the service and are new. Many of them just come to the service to give it a 'TRY'. They ask questions and then don't come back again, hence wasting the effort made by the answerer. I have answered over 650 detailed answers by now, many of which were asked by people new to this forum, and most of my answers are still unselected because of this 'Give it a try' attitude. That's why when ever I answer to someone who hasn't earlier selected an answer for his/her question, I humbly request him to go through the answers and select the one which is satisfying. In case the answers are not to your expectations, you can wait till even 14 days. In the end, its all up to the User who asked the questions.\n\nBut you look pretty active with the system, so I don't need to tell you now. I didn't mind that. I'll continue to answer your question in my capabilities. Have fun! Merry Christmas!
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Dear JoeB,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nJoeB, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, JoeB. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, JoeB, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, JoeB. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, JoeB, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd JoeB, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you JoeB, and have a great day!\nGarrett
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posting hw questions online and getting answers\n\njust like you did !
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You asked this earlier!\n\nWas the answers not helpful??? xXx
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ask the person who asked it
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You guys are responding to a GUY!!!!!