If a squirrel nibbles his own nuts, does that make him gay or just flexible?
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It makes him self-sufficient. Squirrels will never go hungry again.
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A gay person is sexually AND romantically attracted to members of their own sex only.
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only if it is possible to turn a straight guy gay.
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put someone's prick in your mouth and if you like it there you are at least bi if not gay!
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confucias one say man who stick pen!s in peanut jar is fuccing nuts
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According to most scientists and psychologist, being gay is physiological verses psychological. There is a part of the brain called the hypothamalus. In heterosexual men this gland is larger than a heterosexual woman’s which is much smaller in size. Recent studies of autopsies performed on gays reveal the size of hypothamalus’ of homosexuals (both male and female) aren’t as large as a heterosexual male or as small as a heterosexual female.\n\nHomosexuality occurs naturally in most species of animals.\n\nForgoing the physical causes of homosexuality, socialization, environment and personal beliefs often have an influence on whether a person live a gay or straight life. For instance, a person who believes they may be gay might suppress those feelings if they are raised in an environment where homosexuality is considered taboo and self expression is censored. On the other hand, a person with homosexual tendencies may be more willing to explore those feelings if raised in an environment which encourages expression and self individualism.\n\nSince our sexuality doesn’t develop until long after birth, I don’t see how anyone can be born heterosexual or homosexual. \n\nSome uninformed individuals claim homosexuality is a choice. The question to those people would be, “Did you have to choose to be straight.” The answer will almost always be, “Hell no!” Just as a heterosexual could no more “choose” to be gay, a homosexual would have a difficult time choosing to be straight.\n\nAs for religious arguments, the passages in Genesis merely explain heterosexual relationships and does not condemn or even speak to homosexual acts. The only direct mention of homosexuality in the Bible can be found in the Old Testament under Leviticus along with the sins of wearing woven clothing (cotton), eating shell fish, shaving, and not allowing women to preach the word of God, amongst other forgotten sins. These sins were made non-sins by the words of Jesus. That is why good “Christians” can shave, while wearing their cotton briefs and eat oyster without having to worry about going to Hell.\n\nIn the New Testament, many newer interpretations claim that the rapists who came to Lot’s house were gay, but they were rapists, which rape is a sin. In another passage the words used to describe male prostitutes has been translated into “homosexuals” by watered down modern day Bibles. Prostitution is a sin, but at the time, there was no homosexual culture to condemn.\n\nThe most prolific argument against Biblical condemnation of homosexuals came from Jesus who was to be God’s final word on the subject. When given the opportunity to condemn homosexual behavior, He did not.\n\nWhen you see the word “homosexual’ in a Bible understand there was no word to describe homosexuality at the time of the writing of the Bible. Go to the King James Version and read the same passages. Those translations of those same words pertain only to male prostitution and rapists, which are both sins.\n\nLastly, many lost Christians say the Bible says intercourse is for the purpose of reproduction only and the only reason man was put on this earth was to reproduce. Well I can’t find one Christian who says they only have intercourse for the purpose of reproduction. As for the misnomer man was put on this earth for the sole purpose of reproduction, what about people who for one reason or another cannot reproduce? Are they all going to hell? If all of the world’s trees produced fruit, the fruit would lay rotting on the ground.
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Smart and Clever Rabbit! Planned every thing well in advance within a short period of time and fled away after the last wish leaving the bear to his agony as there were no males left for him \nto fulfill his wish as a gay !!! Ha Ha Ha ....Clever Joke 10 +/ 10 !!!!
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Most squirrels eat nuts, seeds, grain, and fruit. By far their favorite food would be nuts, followed by sunflower seeds. Urban squirrel have adapted to eat just about anything, including pizza,  luncheon meats and all forms of snack foods. Squirrels have been known to eat bird eggs, but this is a last resort. When natural food is scarce, they will eat anything they can find.
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Thats good if the man's hand is soft because I wouldn't want a rough handed man's hands on me. But having soft hands as a man doesn't mean he's gay.
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it came from your body so ya cant be gay..unless ya wanted to try another guys
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Alot of men do that.  Not all of course but alot do.  And some will even act gay around other gays even though they themselves arent.  Just for the mere fact that they are comfortable around them.  A gay man is a curious one.   They can act flaming gay or as straight as a board.  It all depends on the man.
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haha hes probably gay.
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Man takes wounded squirrel and brings it back to health. Dog doesn't care because man rewarded him with a treat.\n\nLater all laugh, because the squirrel eats his nuts.
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I assume you meant "he likes giving or getting"... in which case, he is probably gay. The bigger issue is why is he going around giving/getting such things from random people in the first place? Who said that was ok?
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I played with GI Joe when I was growing up but so did my best friend and He is as straight as an arrow . Nothing can make you gay you are born gay . Sexual orientation is determined before birth and no one  can choose to be gay or straight . Nothing can make them gay or straight .  A straight man can't decide he is gay and change his attraction for women and a gay man can't decide he is straight and  change his attraction for men .
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There cannot be an animal that is half squirrel and half rabbit because squirrels and rabbits are different species and a species is defined by its inability to reproduce with other species.  You might be thinking of a chinchilla, which *looks* like it could be a combination of rabbit and squirrel even though it isn't.
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being gay is not something that someone chooses for themselves they are or they are not.  You can change a behavior, such as not having relationships with a same sex partner, but no matter what if you are gay, you are gay