What Would A Verbal Exchange Between Raven(TeenTitans) And Dr Phil Sound Like?
492209
if you want a funny answer then i'll answer you\n\nRaven could use his mind powers to lift things so she can use Giant Piyo(a super giant gigantic chick from Gakuen ALice) and lift it using her mind powers and make it fall to Dr. Phil and for sure Dr.Phil won't be able to walk and invent. \n\nBy that Raven could kick his stinky ass!!!
529354
wow...i would say dont be friends with *cough* meghan *cough*...or yell at her...cuz thats always funny especially when *cough* carrie *cough* does it
819339
I would think Clay and Kelly would be a great match. And she may have support from a lot of gays and lesbians because even they are sick of Clay not coming out. This may make him want to come out anyway.\nAlso, I think Rosie against Jackie. Jackie is the personal trainer to the stars that has her show on Bravo called "Work Out" (if I am not mistaken) and not only would she beat the s'hit out of Rosie, but, tell her to get her fat a'ss on a treadmill and lose a good 20lbs!
921822
Sure, here's his website. Don't you think his voice sounds a little like Dr. Phil's? \nhttp://drkeith.warnerbros.com/
1170724
I'd love it if Phil & Keely became a couple. The writers have leaned in that direction from time to time.
748930
welcome to...........\n\n WHEEL OF ...FUTURE!!!!\n\n<<cue theme music as Pat SaintJack and Vanna Smite enter>>\n\nPat: Welcome ...welcome contestants to Wheel of Future. <<audience claps>>\n\nPat: I believe first we have Rosie from Boston.  \n\nRosie: That's Holly Rose Oree. But sure....call me Rosie for short. \n\nPat: And next we have Bubbah from Tennessee. But I understand you moved from India?? Is that right? \n\nBubbah: That's correct Pat. Once I got my U.S. citizenship the Tennessee office of foreign affairs had a little bit of difficulty spelling my name. So I guess they went with what they were the most familiar with. \n\nPat: Understandable. And finally our third contestent is B. L. Zeebub. How are you B.L?\n\nB.L.: I'm having a devil of a time getting used to this cool weather, but other than that.....just peachy.\n\nPat: Wonderful! Well, now that we've met our contestants... let's play "Wheel.....of.....Future!"  Vanna Smite will now show us our first puzzle.\n\n<<ding ding ding ding >>\n\nPat: Ok Rosie.....you have the first spin.\n\n<<Rosie spins. "Clack clack clack clack clack clack...clack...clack...........   clack....stop>>\n\nAudience: Awwwwwwwwwww\n\nPat: Ohhhh Rosie, I"m so very sorry. You just landed on Limbo. This means you need to wait another lifetime until your next turn. Ok Bubbah.... your spin.\n\n<<Bubbah spins. Clack clack clack clack clack clack...clack...clack...........   clack....stop>>\n\nAudience: Ahhhhhh......oooooohhhh......<<claps>>\n\nPat: Oh wow, Bubbah. It looks like you just gained enlightenment! Now.... let's see if you can illuminate a few of the letters of this puzzle. \n\nBubbah: I'll take an "L" Pat. \n\n<<ding>>\n\nPat: There is an "L." <<Vanna Smite turns over the letter "L" as the first letter in the first word>>\n\nBubbah: I'll spin again, Pat. <<Clack clack clack clack clack clack...clack...clack...........   clack....stop>>\n\nPat: Wonderful. If you guess the next letter correctly you get a free vacation down the middle road. \n\nBubbah: Is there a "D?"\n\n<<ding>>\n\nPat: There is a "D" Bubbah. <<Vanna turns over the "D" as the last letter in the last word." \n\nBubbah: Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.\n\nB.L.: WAIT!!! Doesn't that mean it is my turn then?? Only I control the bowels of hell! \n\nPat: Uhm... B.L., I do believe he wanted a vowel, not a bowel. Bubbah, you may by your vowel. What do you wish to trade in for it? Your enlightenment? The chosen path?\n\nB.L.: I'll make a deal with you Bubbah. You sell me your soul and I'll pay for that vowel. It's a win win situation. You get your vowel....I get you.... what's there to think about? \n\nBubbah: I can't accept your offer B.L. My enlightenment will always show me the correct path, and I realize it is not selling my soul to you. Pat..... I'll buy that vowel in exchange for the chosen path. I'll take an "O."\n\n<<ding.... Vanna turns the "O" over as the second letter of the third word.>>\n\nBubbah: I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. "Life is God." \n\n<<CUE MUSIC.....letters all become illuminated. Vanna Smite turns them over>>\n\nPat: You Win! And let's hear exactly what you've won...\n\nVOICE FROM ABOVE: Bubbah.... you are the winner. In sacrificing the "chosen path" you took the correct path which leads you a Future life of enlightenment. Life is God and God is Life. Live by this and you'll never have to spin to find your fate again. *ahem* As for YOU, B.L? I think you could use a little more practice. As the loser of the day, you are doomed to spin the wheel of future in limbo until you finally understand what Bubbha has learned long ago. Might not hurt to sit with
501139
Raven haired has been used at times
667976
i think it was a set up to talk to ppl from grey's anatomy!!!!
1076269
Personally, I think Dr. Phil Fits the Bill---As A Pill,LOL!!  And Jarrod, Well, He is Just Plain-Scarrrod!  Both are Condescending NINNIES!   Thanks For The Laugh,Gerbil-Your The Greatest!
494969
Ooh! I like 'em both! I'm watching TRL right now and can't figure out if that's Stephen interviewing Cheyenne...it's making me mad! Um, when I first saw Teddy in the commercials for the show "Love Monkey," I was like "whoah, who's that hottie" and I totally looked up the show right afterward and looked him up. Then I bought his old CD and pre-ordered "Thinking Underage." :) Him being cute is kinda what got me first interested... he seems kinda shy though and I don't know if that's why I think that maybe I would have to say Stephen on this. Stephen is more outgoing and he actually talks in his interviews. I know that has nothing to do with looks, but somehow it does make Stephen seem hotter to me...besides I've seen HIM without a shirt, skimboarding and surfing and I have NOT seen Teddy--do you actually think he'd take of his shirt for the camera?? \n\nOkay, well, straighforward: STEPHEN :) He's got a cute smile
743075
you just put a smile on my face today.  awww~ little one!!  im not too sure how to get on south park. that'll be cool though wouldn't it?  even if you get on, im sure you wouldn't have a big role..cause c'mon...george clooney guest starred and he was turkey number 3 or something like that.  no speaking part...just gobbled. ha ha...why not write a letter to trey and matt and ask them if you can make an appearance.  doesn't hurt to try~!  then you can hook me up so i can be a guest appearence as well~!  good luck~!!
878084
I have done this before. Its so funny because the start of the conversation is quite grown up and sensible and then after a few glasses it just turns to filthy talk and silly voices!!
899582
man, you need Dr. Phil
337439
My guess would be...\nBig\nD(i)k\nSmall\nMan\nWhile rappin to a diddy as his mate rolls her/his eyes
519018
He's a brilliant man.\n\nDr. Phil McGraw has galvanized millions of people to "get real" about their own behavior and create more positive lives. His nationally syndicated daily one-hour series, Dr. Phil, has been making headlines and breaking records since its September 2002 launch, when it garnered the highest ratings of any new syndicated show since the launch of The Oprah Winfrey Show 16 years prior. \n\nPeople magazine named Dr. Phil one of the "Most Intriguing People of 2002," while Barbara Walters included Dr. Phil in her 2002 "Ten Most Fascinating People" special. Newsweek dedicated a September 2002 cover story to Dr. Phil, which turned out to be the magazine's best-selling profile cover of the year. \n\n \n\nProduced by Peteski Productions, Inc. in association with CBS Paramount Domestic Television and distributed by King World, the hit series draws on Dr. Phil's many years of experience in psychology and human functioning. Having begun his TV career as Oprah's resident expert on human behavior, Dr. Phil continues to deal with real-life, in-the-real-world issues with his signature style.\n\n \n\nIn season one, Dr. Phil combined enlightenment with entertainment value as the show took on topics ranging from human functioning to behavioral medicine to legal issues. In season two, he introduced several signature themes such as The Ultimate Weight Loss Challenge that inspired hundreds of local groups throughout the country, and the Dr. Phil Families that exposed and dealt with the underlying problems facing families today. Other themes included the groundbreaking Relationship Rescue Retreat series which examined the marriages of six couples on the brink of divorce, and Brandon's Intervention, which included an actual on-stage drug intervention that saved a 21-year old's life. The third season of Dr. Phil features such topics as family, how to raise your children to be outstanding adults, and mother-daughter relationships, as well as follow-ups on prominent and compelling guests from the first two seasons\n\nThe fourth season of Dr. Phil will focus on women's empowerment and will include topics on how to leave an abusive husband and find the right man, how to stand up for yourself, and how to address extreme food obsessions with ways to change your perception on body image. The show has and will continue to devote a significant amount of time to the relief efforts of Hurricane Katrina and Rita that have ravaged the Gulf Coast region. Dr. Phil has spoken with and given hope to hundreds of evacuees in Dallas, Houston, and New Orleans who have survived enormous hardships. A series of very special holiday shows were dedicated to all the families who have been affected by the disasters during a time when they probably would not have had the chance to celebrate at all.\n \nDr Phil is author of six #1 New York Times bestsellers: Life Strategies: Doing What Works, Doing What Matters; Relationship Rescue: A Seven-Step Strategy for Reconnecting with Your Partner; Self Matters: Creating Your Life From the Inside Out; The Ultimate Weight Solution: The Seven Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, Family First and his most recent book, Love Smart: Find The One You Want, Fix The One You Got which was released in December 2005. Love Smart offers you the plan to find not just any relationship, but the committed, loving, joy-filled relationship you've been waiting for. He is also the author of the New York Times bestseller The Ultimate Weight Solution Cookbook: Recipes for Weight Loss Freedom as well as The Ultimate Weight Solution Food Guide. His books have been published in 37 languages with over 23 million copies in print. \n\nIn concert with his books and television work, Dr. Phil provides strategic guidance for millions of Americans through his monthly column in O, The Oprah Magazine. He is also one of the world's most sought-after public speakers. As a professional psychologist, h
308708
Unfortunately we will never know because Dr. Phil doesn't really exist.  However if you take the time to weigh there pros and cons you'll see that they cancel there own abilities out with their own stupidity.  Dr. Phil could be seen as aerodynamic because of his sleek hair style, but this is canceled by an overactive love of all things greasy.  On the other hand, El Chupacabra could be seen as physically intimidating because of his appearance, but this is canceled by the fact that he sucks goats.  Come on Goats!  Have you tried them before?!?  Have some taste man.  If you're going to pick something to eat might I suggest a cow, a pig, or Pam Anderson? As you can see there would be so much canceling out that they would just stare at each other until death.  THE VERDICT:  Tie
1010645
Make everything relevant to them with hypothetical questions and scenarios.  This'll require a lot of effort (and creativity) on your part, but if speaking on a subject with significance, pose the question, "What if..." then make it relevant to them.\n\nI taught high school English to "underprivileged" kids, so I always went back to hip hop music, urban culture, $h!t that I'm down with anyway-- so we had a lot to relate on.\n\nBut I might pose a question like, "Ladies, if this kind of thing happened today, what would go down?"  Immediately, high school girls have a response, and the guys get drawn in to defend themselves, and you just keep looping back to the concept so they make the connection.\n\nYou've gotta know your kids, though.  That's tantamount.  You've almost got to be them.  Most adults bring up what THEY think is related, or what THEY think kids should be into, often times being the exact opposite of reality.  Make the sacrifice, though.  The kids will learn, and they'll respect that you're down with them.  Maybe you don't wanna talk about hip hop, but if it helps them, then it's what's up.\n\nGood luck.