what was the best sayings from the movie diary of a mad black women,with tyler perry .anybody see it?
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" Vera Wang, who dat?", or " " I ain't scared of no po po,you call the po po, ho" One of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Tyler Perry rocks!
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its from Mean Girls\n\ngood luck\nsmile
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don't s.h.i.t where you eat.............olympia dukakis from moonstruck                    my favorite quote of all time is george carlin......"have you ever noticed all the people against abortion are so ugly you wouldn't wanna f.u.c.k. 'em anyway"
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Blazing Saddles\n\n "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"\n "Baby, I'm NOT from Havana!"\n "Someone's gonna hafta go back and get a sh**load of dimes"\n "Work ,work ,work, ...how ya doin' boys?"\n "How did he does such amazing stunts with those little feet?"\n "...where da white women?"\n\n...shall I go on???
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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I still watch it every night. I love it!\n\nCarrie: Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember.\n\nSamantha: I happen to love the way I look.\nMiranda: You should. You paid enough for it.\n\nMiranda: Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
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Will, from Will & Grace said it best to Jack, "Even on your BEST day, you could NEVER be me".  I love it!\n\n\n:)
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"Who's trying to kill you, Mr. Donut-head Man?" "I don't know, but he better not." (Garth)\n\n"Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?" (Garth)\n\n"I like to play..." (Garth)\n\nI'm sure you get it...\n\nOh, oh, and "Have you seen this boy?"\n\nI like the film...sorry!!
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"I've seen where you sleep and I know where you live, and I swear by all that is Holy your Mother's will cry when they see what I've done to you!"  Tommy Boy-\n--Chris Farley's g/f when the kids are throwing rocks and calling him fat while they are out on the sailboat. : )  Not  the coolest but very funny.
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This is my Favorite quote from the Movie Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost. \nKat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.\n\n\n\n\n\nand yes here is the qoute you were looking for Nick Mercer: Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. \n\n\nI like that one too. Great Movie By The Way\n\n\nOh here's where i found it http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0372532/quotes
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GURL THAT MOVIE WAS SOOOO FUNNY\nremember when Madea told that  girl..I'll beat u like the man u look like
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Mother Fu*er. Especially the way African Americans say it. Super cool like they really mean it.
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There's a line from an old Marcello Mastroianni movie:\n\n"The tragedy of today's woman is that she's lost the joy of being dominated by a man"\n\nHey, he said it, not me.
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A line from Conan the Barbarian might say it best:\nTo crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!\nInequalities are in the minds of the beholders.
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sup 2 trill! I have seen both of these & I like Diary of a mad black\nwoman because this is what going on right now in relationships\n& on the other hand ATL  is what is going on ghetto after ghetto \ngood times & bad times state to state city to city..The ATL reminds me of Roll Bounce  mostly..Peace thanks for asking\n& have a good one!! I'm out!!
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"Gone With the Ill Wind"           (ok my ill looks weird too)\n\nShe stood by the window, tears streaming down her face. Life was more than she could take at the moment. She couldn't go back in there.....she just couldn't. She couldn't face her loved ones. How did everything get so complicated? Just moments ago, she was ready to conquer the world. In an instant, her life was over. How could such a tragedy strike one down so young! \n\nShe turned as she heard him come to the door.\n\n"Scarlet, we need to talk."\n\n"Oh Rhett...... tell me that you still love me Rhett. Tell me that everything is going to be alright. I need you more now than I ever have." \n\nShe ran to him only to be met with arms extended not in a welcoming embrace.........but as if to stop her approach. \n\n"Scarlett, it's over."\n\n"No......no, you can't mean that!! You can't possibly believe that. I refuse to listen to such nonsense."\n\n"You have to Scarlett......I can't do this anymore. You are suffocating me. I need room. I need room to breathe. I can't remain in this house with you or I might not ever get the opportunity to experience the wide open world that is beckoning me each time I find myself alone with you."\n\n"Oh Rhett. Where did I go wrong? How did this all fall apart?"\n\n"I don't know Scarlett. But you need help. You have to get whatever it is that is causing you to be this way flushed out of your system. No body.....no matter how much they love you can live with someone that can walk into a room and emanate such a vile impact."\n\n"But Rhett.......if you leave me, where will I go ? What will I do??"\n\n"Frankly my dear, I wouldn't eat edam."     \n\n\n\n(please know that is cheese) lol