How does a person get a modern day Goliath out of his/her face without committing a crime?
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Many believe that passivity is Christ-like. I don't know where in the Bible that Jesus was ever passive. In Goliaths time, stones were archaic. Does that mean you are to use something archaic? No. It means that David knew enough about God to know that "faith without works is dead." This neighbor has to do something and then according to his faith believe that in his action to do something, God will do the rest. Things are not resolved in flashes but in the fullness of time. (Some people think that it is archaic to pray.)
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Step 1.  Remove it from the pig.\nStep 2. Do whatever you want with the parts of the pig that are \n            not head. A lot of people eat them, some make planters of\n            them. One old lady I know cuts them up and gives the pig\n            parts out to kiddies on Halloween.\nStep 3. Put pig head in jar. Not that little teeny one! It's got to be \n            big enough so the pig head will go through the mouth!\n            Sheez!!!\nStep 4. Fill jar with a 40% solution of Formaldehyde.(Also known \n             as formalin) This is available through science supply \n            houses. Look  "em up in the Yellow Pages.\nStep 5. Deliver pig head to friend. ***WHY****? is the question.\nStep 6. Get new friend.
580835
Good old fashion way,  Whip them.\n\nKidding aside, there are a lot of things that you can do.  One popular method is to establish a reward system.
510385
someone or thing trying to take your privacy away.
216050
Not a good idea. Life's not fair. I know it sucks but sometimes you've just got to accept it and live with it. And I'm sure there are ways to get convicted of a crime just by the way you look. If you had a mask on your head and you were standing at a 7-11 with a gun in your hand I don't think I'd have a problem with convicting you of attempted robbery even if you didn't say a word.
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look just pop 1...nobody will say anything...unless...huh?¿?\n\nno seriously just blow em all up...u should be able to get away with it...\n\ni heard they do it all the time in texas.
272466
Try a Gourd. See if they know what to do with one.
334416
First you have to be an absolute FREAK that doesnt ming killing people.  Also think that its illegal and u will go to jail.  What kind of person even asks such a question
400040
Start with Trespassing.\nIf he used a chainsaw: Disturbing the Peace.\nMalicious Destruction of Property.\nVandalism.\nLet the police or the lawyer determine this.  You just need to report the facts of the case.
327525
Yes, get a gun, get a car, and then go to a bank... When you get there, load the gun and exit the car... Walk into the bank... Scream, "I've got a gun you quivering sacks of shit! Gimme all the money you got!"... Then shoot the guard to let them know your serious... As soon as you get the money run to the car and speed away as fast as possible... Sure fire fast money...\n\n(Any and all statements are purely humurous and by no means serious... So don't rob a bank, unless you like money)
682170
there are several ways, hire a private detective, set little traps for the person,or follow them yourself.
219831
Use the old cop trick and LAY HIS ASS OUT with a PHONE BOOK! It doesn't leave marks. I don't care if the little bastard is M-D, ADD or EIEIO - getting knocked on one's ASS in the middle of a tirade tends to get their attention.\n\n\n********************\nTo troyken2003: What an UNMITTIGATED TOTAL CROCK OF S***...
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You don't. You can't\n\nAnd why would you want to? Unless you're planning on harassing someone... \n\nWhich would be bad.
443969
Did you ever hear of the story of the theif who got stuck in the restaurant oven hood for robbery and later sued the establishment and won. Your best bet is to avoid personal injury. Get as much information about the assailant and follow protocol.Give as much information you can about this guy to the police. If he turns on you then you have the right to defend yourself.
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When you're in the back, kick out the window and then toss yourself out.  It's been done, and it works well (unless you're on the freeway at the time).\n\nBut seriously - it's not "impossible" and I suspect if you press them on this, they'll admit it can be done.  It's difficult, though, because cars are, after all, designed to keep passengers inside...especially during accidents which are probably going to generate more energy than you.  If you're handcuffed behind your back, and if the car is a fairly standard police car, it's going to be very difficult to escape from it.  If you should try and you damage the car in an attempt to "prove those little jerks wrong," you're almost certainly going to get yourself arrested for vandalism.  That will certainly prove a point, but probably not the point you set out to make.
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removal of a piece of the liveer
715049
First off "bullit head" why are you asking a ? like that here?  2nd this is like asking a bunch of guys in a bar if they know what that thing is on your wang and if they can cut it off.  Find an expert that will take you under your wing and show you how to do it right.