How do you ward off Ninja assailants?
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With the ATF!!!  Then call up the University of Georgia and they will fill you in on he rest :-)  Goodluck!
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Give Choi Kwang Do a try (one month free). It teaches practical street defense, and the instructors are very knowledgeable.\n\nHere's the thing about grappling, they have rules. when your are in a real street the rules don't apply. your attacker will not follow the rules, so niether should you. bite, kick, scream in his ear, do anything and everything to get up and out.\n\nIf you were held up and gun point, martial arts can not help you there. if the guy pulls out a gun, don't be a hero. even the best martial arts are no match for bullets.
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Pokes to the throat(aim for the Adams apple area) and eyes are very effective. Your thumb will work best, but any fingers will work. I have also been known to use a "fish hook" in the mouth or arm pit. If you can grab an ear, twist it. Mom's do that for a reason! Twisting fingers can make the toughest person back off. If all else fails grab hair, and not just on the head. We teach our students to go for chest hair, arm pit hair, what ever will make the attacker react. Once they react, you have the upper hand, take it. I would use it to exit the vehicle if possible.  Not every situation can be trained for. Part of learning is to visualize your normal situations, and build your own defense moves, and plan of action. Try to practice with a partner so you can see how a person reacts to each attack, it will help you to figure out your next move.
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Ninja were neither assassins nor rogue samurai.  They were spies.  You've been watching too many bad samurai films.  A samurai was a far superior swordsman and would easily beat a ninja in one-to-one combat.
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If you are asking this question you have not been learning long enough.\n\nAny serious martial art will prepare you to defend yourself in the real world
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1.  First you should choose which type of ninja you want to be. You can also just choose the elements of both that you like.\n2. The first ninja described is the tactical and physically adept ninja, masters of infiltration, combat and stealth.\n3. To become on of these you need to learn to become "invisible" to those around you, learn to move silently, hide, and become a master of infiltration.\n4. To become the ninja mentioned above you should: take a ninjutsu class (so as to master the martial arts that many ninjas praticed), learn to climb, hide and move silently. Learn the concepts of light, shadow, colors and camoflague. This will take a while.\n5. To become the social ninja you need to be capable of manipulate people to do your will all while seeming convicing and confident.\n6. This type of ninja isn't stealthy but s/he is subtle. S/he knows how to lie, negotiate and find any information they might need from a person. To obtain this skill set you need to practice often to master your skills, but not too much so that people will realize your deceptive nature.\n7. It is best to blend both types into one that suits you best, most ninja developed assets which did alot of their spying for them.\n8. Once all this is complete it's probably safe to say your a ninja, although you might not want people to know that. \n\n* Don't lie extravagantly even if your good someone will eventually see through your lie.\n* Some ninjutsu classes focus on martial arts and skills needed to infiltrate! \n\n* This is a long and tedious process.\n* Lying is illegal in some cases, as is infiltrating.\n* Do not break any laws or do anything illegal!
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Shoot it down with a meatball cannon.  Then neutralize it's ability to get its noodle tentacles around your throat by grating a fresh parmigiana bomb over it's head.  If it's especially vicious, you may need to engage in hand to hand combat,  I'd suggest arming yourself with a garlic bread baton.  Once the battle is over, devour your enemy.
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This may be a lil off subject but it's alwayz good to know, some of these situations might apply.\n\n1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!\n\n2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!\n\n3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.\n\n4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.\n\na. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.\n\n5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:\nA.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.\nB.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.\nC.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.\nIT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)\n\n6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)\n\n7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig-zag pattern!\n\n8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.\n\n9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever yo u do, DO NOT open the door."\nThe lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.\n\nCopy/Paste this and send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Strong defense? dont backdown?
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Do shadowkicks... shadowkick combinations and feinting techniques. Do bullet kicks or multiple 45's.\n\nhave a partner and hit kickpads with combo's.\n\nMUST AVOID HEAVY BAG. It will destroy your taoekwondo game.
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try to keep them as far away from each other as possible
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I am told by those who know that most martial arts are not really designed as self defence systems. Most contain certain archaic moves such as top knot grabs and sword arm blocks.\nYou must also take into account the situation you might find yourself in. I was attacked in the street once and it was very scary I would have to have been very well drilled to be able to utilize any techniques I had learned (which I wasn't)therefore you would need to be a black belt in at least one Martial art and close to black in at least one other to be confident of winning the day unscathed as it were.\nYou must also remember that most attackers / muggers will usually not attack you head on (in case you are a martial arts expert) most "Jump" their victim from behind in order to get them on the floor as quickly as possible.\nTherefore, in order to finally answer your question I would learn one "grappling" martial art Ju Jitsu or Aikido and one "Striking" one Probably Wu Shu or Kung Fu, though the fighting form of Tai Chi is said to be very good.
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1: Tell him it's over and don't listen to any pleading. Done is done. Make sure you do this where you have an escape route and where the public is close by. Tell him on the phone if you have to. Then hang up on him.\n\n2: Doesn't work? Recruit some help. Talk to family and call him in for harrassment. Be prepared, he isn't going to like having law enforcement show up to tell him to lay off.\n\n3: Don't take his phone calls and walk away whenever he approaches. If he touches you scream like bloody murder and get help. He will get the message soon enough, or go to jail for harassing you.\n\n4: If he has stalker potential then you need a plan of action to defend yourself. Keep a pencil with you in case he gets really bad and trys to pin you down, stick it in an arm or leg and break it off. This gives you evidence that he is the one who attacked you. Don't be against smacking him one to get away to call the police. Talk to your parents about getting into some karate. OR, look up a rape prevention class. If I can be of any better assistance to you let me know. Good luck.
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Better? it depends on your point of view. Ninja were specially trained to be assassins. They needed far more training than the samurai as a class, and were considered the most deadly human beings in the world during the early feudal period.
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I can tell you what I've read in the past.  Always, ALWAYS pay attention to your surroundings.  Never be caught off guard.  Be ready for just in case.  You are less likely to be approached if you show that you are alert.  I hope that you have some sort of self defense training.  If not, check with your local Recreation Center.  They usually offer something reasonably priced.  Even if you only attend for a month, that is one month more you have under your belt than what you had.  I was strangled, smothered and stabbed when I was 10, so I made a point to make sure my daughters had self defense, even if they hated it.  I hope this has helped.
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Kill the anger....unless the opponent is trying to kill you, and you can't get away safely then kill the opponent.\nLast resort: if you're a spy and you've been caught and about to be tortured, kill yourself.
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Let's see, have you ever been attacked?  If so, did you ask the attacker "excuse me, are you a bully"?  I don't think so.  \n\nThe problem you are dealing with here is the fact that you are being attacked.  I will assume you mean physically.\n\nIf you are a Christian, you are obliged to turn the other cheek.  While Christ didn't provide you a clear user's manual, it is clear that you are supposed to love your enemies.  I don't recall a passage from the New Testament that instructs Christians to stand and take a beating, though. A Christian, in my view, would not hit back, but take such defensive measures were necessary to protect himself, such as moving away and seeking help.  If I recall, Christ didn't resist the Romans who took him into custody and even prevented his defense by his apostles.\n\nNow, let's say you are among the many so-called Christians who don't have a problem ignoring this important message (like the wonderful members of Officer Christian Fellowship in the military...kill a commie for Christ) then I would say that you have the obligation to defend yourself and part of doing that is rendering the attacker neutral and stopping the attack.  However, one should strictly observe the hierarchy of escalation.  This is moral and has the added benefit of keeping you out of prison.  It follow:\n\nDo not hold when you can move away.\nDo not hurt when holding is enough.\nDo not wound when hurting is enough.\nDo not maim when wounding is enough.\nDo not kill when maiming is enough.\n\nSo if a person is attacking you with his/her words, you do not touch them.  If they shove you and you can't move away, you should try to use the minimum means to avoid injury.  If they strike you, then striking back is fair.  What is a clean fight on the street?  Never seen one. Eye gouging? Sure.  Hammer blow to the wind pipe?  Why not?  Just remember that these are maiming moves and shouldn't be used except when desperate.\n\nYou could stand there and take it.  If they continue to harm you (they usually don't) then their prison term becomes more and more severe, but you could end up in the hospital.