in the movie "Inside Man" why did they dig a hole to find pipes? toilet facilities for his week stay???
477380
The purpose for digging the hole was never clear to me. At first, I thought that there were using it as a means for Clive Owen to hid in before they built the false set of shelves. The fact that it was linked to the only sewage system also intrigued me. I guess it was just used to store waste, and nothing more, but it seemed rather strange that so much attention was paid to it.
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I wonder if he even has toilet paper? The man has been running and hiding sience 9-11 and we are closing in on him. Notice his recent offer for peace? Sombody isn't so sure he will get his 72 virgins. How come he doesn't send video tapes? Living in a cave makes you look pretty hagard? 2006 this is the year. I hope he is not killed, but brought to court here in the United States where will we keep him alive long enough to face trial so we can put him to death! God Bless America!
866810
men are like public toilets. there either engaged or full of s**t
1151116
I'm sure you've heard of this story...a couple's apartment was ransacked and I can't remember now all that happened, but the couple went about their lives until they found a videotape and on it, the burglars taped themselves washing the toilet with the toothbrushes belonging to the couple, and putting them back in the cup by the sink.  Ewwww...instead of suing, you could do that instead eh?
1009484
Something you'd find in a toilet in a public bathroom
433205
I haven't thought about that, but now that you mention it, I think he would be pushing hard cause he's constipated but laughing while reading Playgirl magazine. He takes the Washington Post to the toilet too, but only cause he's used to cleaning his arsse with newspaper.
898663
He was caught whacking the pud in an adult movie theater. He gave new meaning to name "Pee Wee's Playhouse"! Though, it was a great show.
1174259
thats what the toilet is for!
928449
Because the point is not the guys peeing, but what they are talking about.  They have to make them be doing something.  I guess the film guys have no creativity to think of putting them somewhere else to discuss whatever it is they're talking about.
1114994
Men are pigs for oh so many reasons.  Leaving the toilet seat up, leaving dirty socks where they fall, farting and scratching, etc....Thinking about sex all the time is indeed ingrained and unchangeable.
443684
He Kept A Dead whore in his cave\nshe was missing a tit\nand smelled worse than shit\nbut think of the money he saved
1001935
Why do some people like being baptized in the pizza hut restroom? Is it a chapel or something? \n\nWhy.... the congregation of  " The Organized Reorganized  Assembly of Star Trek & Anime Fundamentalists believe that the Pizza Hut Restrooms are sacred ground and hold all their baptisms there. Afterward, the congregation goes into the diner and all the customers slide a slice of pizza on their plate and sing hymns.\n\n*kinda gets you right here eh? (taps chest with tears in eyes)
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He got it! It was in the briefcase that Phillip Seymour-Hoffman was holding and they swapped it. I thought it was really clever how they retrieved it and they were quite lucky actually. I think they would have been screwed if the guard saw them! But I agree with you, they could have added a more detailed explanation of what the mission entailed and how they would go about it, but it still made for good viewing. \n\nWhat really peeved me off was that they didn't say what the rabbit's foot was!!! He asked Lawrence Fishburne and he told Ethan that he'll tell him if he promises to come back after the honeymoon...maybe they'll reveal what it is in the next film! And another thing: I thought Lawrence Fishburne turned out to be the bad guy! What happened, it was all cool in the end! Lawrence helped save Phillip Seymour- Hoffman and they were all cool in the end, it didn't make sense whatsoever!!\n\nSo, I guess there was a lot missing!
518199
Remember you poop out of that hole and why would you want to lick poop!!!
670647
well for one thing, it is just gross to have to go to the restroom and find the toilet seat up! we want to be able to go to the bathroom and sit down without having to worry about putting the toilet seat down! and another thing...why do guys not put the toilet seat up? some guys dont! i dont want to sit on their nasty urine that missed the toilet on the seat! NASTY!! just put the damn toilet seat down! its not that F****G hard!! geeze!
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The best one I heard goes as follows:\n\nThere was a man in Las Vegas, who was vacationing there. He was staying in this hotel near the strip. He was in the bar of the hotel one night, and this woman kept staring at him. She wasn't smiling, nor flirting- just staring at him. So, his curiosity got the best of him, and he went over and began to talk with this mysterious woman. They had a few drinks together, and ended up going to his hotel room together. \n\nThe next thing the fellow remembered was waking up in his bathtub in the hotel room. He was nude, and the bathtub was filled with ice. There was a note and a telephone on the toilet seat- the note read "Call 911 now, or you will die". \n\nSo he reached up, and dialed 911 on the phone. He explained how he was positioned to the operator, and there was confusion for a bit. But eventually, the operator asked him a wierd question- the operator asked him to check and see if he had marks on his back. The man in the tub did have marks, that he could feel with his fingers. \n\nLater on, they found out that the man had been apparently drugged by the strange woman. She may have put something in his drinks. When he fell asleep, some 'street surgeon' cut his back open, and removed one of his kidneys...evidently to sell the kidney on the black market.\n\n*I did some research, and it turns out that this urban legend was a made up story. It didn't happen in real life.
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I like inside jokes. Too bad his inside jokes were only inside his mind. No one laughed. That had to be a very uncomfortable position for Bush to be in. The only people in the room were the reporters, Rumsfeld, Gates, and Bush. Dick Cheney, and not even Laura showed up. That had to be unsettling too. \nBTW. I wonder where Cheney is these last few days. Maybe on a bender. Did he cut and run too? Probably went Lame Duck hunting.\nI just learned that Mehlman just resigned as the leader of the RNC. Gosh, who will leave next? Any Bets?\nAnyway, the last six years has taught me that ANYONE off the street could become president and do no worse than Bush.