why did the duck cross the road ?
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get to the other side
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cause all chickens do is duck there heads down\n    duh
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Cos it looked at him funny. duhhh :)\n\nNo but really, the actual answer is "Because he wanted to watch a car-tune!" Lol its not funny!
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here is few answer on Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road ?   \nWhat The Experts Had To Say... \n\nKindergarten teacher:   Because it wanted to get to\nthe other side. \n\nAristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross\nroads. \n\nRonald Reagan : I forget. \n\nArthur Andersen (consultant) : \n\nDeregulation of the chicken's side of the road was\nthreatening its dominant market   position.  The\nchicken was faced with significant challenges to\ncreate and develop the competences required for the\nnewly competitive market.  Andersen, in  a  partnering\nrelationship with the client, helped the  chicken  by\nrethinking  its  physical  distribution  strategy and\nimplementation processes. Using the Poultry\nIntegration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken\nuse its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and\nexperiences to align the chicken people, processes and\ntechnology in support  of  its  overall  strategy\nwithin a Program Management framework. \n\nRichard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.\nI repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. \n\nComputer Programmer: In order for the chicken to cross\nthe road safely they would need more than one driver\nto access the server farm, if not they will hang in\nthe middle of the road. \n\nJerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,\nwhy doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck\nwas this chicken doing walking around all over the\nplace anyway?" \n\nBill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken\nOffice 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will\nlay eggs, file your important documents, and balance\nyour checkbook. \n\nColonel Sanders (KFC): I missed one? \n\nBill Clinton:  I've had so many chicks, I can't\nremember...
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It's one of those, "if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and dies like a duck, it must be a duck!"
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Because he was tied to the chicken?
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I understand its a ducks 'quack' although ive never been in a position to prove this
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not i said the duck...
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Because he's too goody goody and always trying to save the city, or the world, and just is not funny, period. The Duck family is the funniest.
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No, no no..\n\nThe chicken crossed the road because, the UN slapped sanctions on him, saying if he didn't cross the road, then he was no longer going to be able to eat. But when they discovered the chicken could fend for himself, they threatened air strikes over his farm..so, he decided to go ahead and cross the road.
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I dunno. I think I'm on the right track tho. Because a duck has a bill, aka a dollar bill....but i don't know what the skunk and the toad have....But if the question was who CAN get it. i would win, because then it would be the duck..
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You and your best freind go to heaven. At the gates you are told to walk across a field but not to step on any ducks. Your friend starts to cross, but steps on a duck. She (I'm assuming it's a she) is hancuffed to un ugly guy. You cross without stepping on a duck and are handcuffed to A hot guy.\nYou say, "This must be my reward for not stepping on any ducks."\nThen the guy says, "No. I stepped on a duck."\nLOL!!!!!!!!!
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That is a very tricky question indeed.  But I believe I have your answer.\n\nFirst, I will answer B.  Tulaga's theorem of ducks is that for each meter from a pond with ducks, an individual could expect 2 ducks plus 1 duck for each km/hr they are travelling at.  In other words Number of Ducks Following = (2 ducks x 5 meters away) + (1 duck x 6 km/hr) = 16 ducks.\n\nSecondly, everyone in the park plus the one duck left in the pond is laughing at Peggy.  Therefore, the answer to A is 100%.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road\n\nThere are various stories of it's origin...
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The chicken, that crossed the road, to chuck wood with the woodchuck.
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?\n\nAnswers: (courtesy: wellwisher, Pd and sueet2b)\n\n\n\n\n\nTHE SPHINX: You tell me.\n\nKINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.\n\nMOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\n\nGANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.\n\nSHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.\n\nRENE DESCARTES: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.\n\nPLATO: For the greater good.\n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.\n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\n\nTIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.\n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\n\nHIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.\n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.\n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\n\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\n\nGEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.\n\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?\n\n\nJOHN KERRY: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.\n\nJACQUES CHIRAC:  The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas?\n\nTONY BLAIR: It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction\n\nCOLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. As you can see this is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.\n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\n\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\n\nSNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.\n\nNEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.\n\nDARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.\n\nNEWTON: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action here is an equal and opposite reaction.\n\nEINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road move
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Don't let it cross the road?