What did one monkey say to another?
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wanna share a banana? wink wink. lol
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It depends on how this question is being interpreted. \n\nIt seems that each monkey is eating eight bananas in eight minutes, so they are each eating one banana a minute as long as bananas are being supplied for each monkey to consume. For (a) it would take the three monkeys three minutes to eat the three bananas since they are eating one banana a minute. The answer to (b) would be one monkey because they are all eating one banana a minute as long as bananas are being provided.\n\nIf the eight monkeys are limited to only eight bananas total, then they are each taking eight minutes to eat one banana and the answer to (a) becomes eight minutes, assuming the 8 minutes per banana per monkey holds constant. The answer to (b) becomes six monkeys taking eight minutes to eat one banana, they would each consume eight bananas a piece in 48 minutes.
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Any animal with six letters in its name.  Monkey.
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What did the first Tomato said to the second tomato?\n\nAnswer: Hurry or you won't ket-chup (catch up)
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1 word: Macaca\n\nif allen would'nt have said that, he would have prolly won
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No,but I have seen a monkey break a beer bottle and threaten to kill that puppy if it ever came near him again. Almost the same thing,right?
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yeah we got it from a monkey... some freak knocked up a monkey and it passed on to humans.... im serious..
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past\n> and\n>> looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"\n>>\n>> The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."\n>>\n>> So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a\n> few\n>> puffs.\n>>\n>> After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to  \n>> get a\n>> drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far\n> over\n>> and falls into the river.\n>>\n>> A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to\n> the\n>> side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"\n>>\n>> The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a\n> joint\n>> with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the\n> river\n>> while taking a drink.\n>>\n>> The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the  \n>> jungle,\n>> finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The\n>> crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"\n>>\n>> The Monkey looks down and says.....\n>>\n>> "Fuuuuuuuuck..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"
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One is: 3 animals went to a movie. A duck, a frog, and a skunk. Which of them did not get in? \n\nThe skunk. The duck had a bill, the frog had a green back, but the skunk only had a (s))cent
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I have no reason to believe that any of the above is true as you did not cite a source.  However, assuming the above information is correct, it seems quite possible that the monkeys observed the researchers washing fruit and proceeded to imitate them.
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By an army of monkeys.
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Jimmy: If I was an evil, genetically-mutated monkey, bent on the total destruction of the world--and who wanted to eat you--, would you still like me?\n\nJeff: Of course...\n\nJimmy: Good, I'm glad that you wouldn't let things like that come between us.
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Hey, Hey! We're the Monkeys!\n\nThink about it.....
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Shouldnt you be asking your mutated monkey god that question?
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The monkeys that you love...
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well they looked like dogs, but the professor called them monkeys, or monkey face children.\n\n"dont know what to say the monkeys won't do"
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Was that a monkey?  Happened so fast I couldn't tell.