whats a GOOD excuse not to show up for work for like 4 days?
475975
PMS tell them that if you did not take off from work you feared that you might explode and kill them all
739636
Can you write me an excuse to miss work today!?  I really don't wanna go........Also, can you make my neighbor stop throwing his sticks and trash in my yard because he's too lazy to put them out front for the city to pick up!? I need someone with some authority to make that happen....N-kay! \n\n(Hey, I always wondered if God ever just "banged in" because of stress days.....Thx!~)
29963
I wish I could come to work today, but I don't want to.
200492
How about not chatting and doing some work?\n\nUseless employees...
645374
Just take the day off and stay at home, no point in going to work if you are not feeling well becuase you will never get an proper work done!
1088668
Alot of people forget if you don't call the day before and leave a message as a reminder.  This will safe the company a trip too.
533922
IF this person is your equal or subordinate, cheerfully say, 'I really have to get going right now, but I'll have that for you first thing Monday morning.' If they say they REALLY need it now, explaint that you're sorry (as you're walking out the door), but that you dont have time, and that they really need to ask you earlier in the day on Fridays (so that this wont happen again in the future).  \n\nWow, your coworkers are rude!  You could wind up in the office all night!
235732
Go to work!  I'm completely baffled as to why this is a question!  If you don't get the holiday, then work.  Just because your company policy is different from others doesn't mean you should get the day off too.
170826
Wellll, hmmmm\n\nIf you don't want to wreck the place, or call people names, or do anything that your boss can take you to court for to get paid for - like wrecking things, losing clients, and running up the phone bill...\n\n...then you could refuse to do work you disagree with\n...be late repeatedly\n...leave work early without telling anyone\n...be absent repeatedly\n...take unscheduled breaks frequently\n...make your lunch hour last and last - day after day\n...if you have a computer at work download a \n   messenger and chat the day away. \n\nIf you do all of these it really shouldn't take long before you find yourself on the unemployment line.
698033
I think you should call to postpone the interview.. Tell them you are sick.
48142
Excuses are only going to work a couple times. If it keeps happening, you will probably lose your job. Either finish your business with your partner in enough time to get to work on time, or wait until after work.
1155297
how bout 4 9hour days and a half day on friday?
1023417
Oh just tell your employer the truth...\n\n"Good morning, 'insert employer name', I'm very sorry but I will not be able to come into work today, I have recently started performing "charity" work...yes, charity work, I help a variety of people with the answers to their important questions...I was up so late last night, that I can barely function this morning.  I apologize and I will be in first thing in the morning!"\n\nWhat employer wouldn't cut you a little slack for charity work?
645254
yes.  anything to get more days off :-)
205099
Give a 2 week notice..let them know why. I've even talked to my superiors, even a part time job should be quit in an adult like manner. By just not showing up, you can create more problems for yourself including with future jobs, it doesn't look good to just quit, bad working etiquette.
603956
wait until u out of work and tell her
878611
You should just ask your boss for a day off.