have you ever been caught mastur#&ing?
478696
i havnt but my friend haz\nhiz mother asked his if he wanted hot chocolate and right after he replied yes he started masterbating in his bedroom and after he waz finished he notice a mug of hot chocolate behind him in his room LMAO
498927
Only if you are caught!
1112391
nope, somebody is fooling u around.\n\nor u are to us lol
660926
i jerk off with 1 hand
770451
I have done in the past but dont now ...:D\n\n45
641217
Do you like being jacked off?
1118771
I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
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Have you been naughty?
343187
Once my fiancee (now my wife) and I were going to have sex in a car in a park. We were in the front seat and naked, getting ready to get it on, when I slipped (my pants were around my ankles) and hit the horn. I was stuck and couldn't get off the horn for about 30 seconds. It seemed like hours though. We ended up not doing it that night.
1067192
Yes I have. My girlfriend and I was riding in the car on the highway and I mooned a couple of guys. It was last year I was 32. But, I used to do it all the time as a teenager on a dare.
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OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
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when i was a teenager I used to bunk school sometimes, get the video from behind my sock draw, a box of tissues and have a wank fest. It was a time of reflection, and I loved them\n\nive never counted, but probably about 15 is my max. dry ones are the best,\n\nproblem is your know hurts for about 2 days. \n\nIve had sex a few times a day before, but ive never managed to beat my own personal record alone in my room, with 'college girls go wild' \n\nah im all nostalgic, wish i was that horny these days.
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I cheated my way through 6th-12th grades. We lit a palm tree on fire. I just brought the matches but they blamed me for lighting it.  My friend and I threw oranges at a school bus. He broke the window. I took the blame. I spent two weeks after school picking up trash to pay for it. I put wood puddy in the door locks of my classroom on the weekend. I put a fire cracker in the fire alarm, that worked well. I accidentally lit the dumpster on fire with a cigarette. The fire trucks came. I used to pick the lock on the door to all the balls and games on the weekend. I would leave the window unlocked on the classroom when the teacher wasn't looking and climb in there on the weekend. Never got caught doing all those. I shot marbles from the roof of the house across the orange grove at windows when there was a PTA meeting going on. Yep I got busted for that. My house was the first place they looked. I could name a few other items but I'm starting to look bad. lmao. Let's just say I got caught doing something at about age 11 and my criminal days were done for good. Just the cheating my way through school stuck. I seem to have turned out ok without it. Sometimes the trouble makers and the cheaters are just really bored smart kids.\n.
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I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
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I skived off work early last friday, \nwhen I got home I heard some noises upstairs so I crept up slowly and peered through the bedroom door only to see my wife naked in bed with my boss, \n\nJESUS ! lucky they didn't see me, I nearly got caught!
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Have you been receiving deep-throat! LOL
348696
Yes, I have.\n\nI was driving home one night and about 1/4 mile from home I got this incredible urge to poop.  It got more urgent by the second.  I was coming upon a major intersection in downtown Brooklyn, where I make a left turn to go the last three blocks home.  If I missed the light, I knew it was like a three minute wait for the next green, so I accelerated.  Just as I was coming to the intersection, it turned red...but I ran it...I was terrified I'd be stopped by a cop and have to wait yet another ten minutes while he wrote a ticket. Luckily, there was no cop.\n\nI drove the last three blocks, and there was a spot right in front of my house.  I parked and ran inside.\n\nThere were about stairway about 25 long to get to my apartment on the second floor, and I was debating how to go up it.  By this time, I was clenching my butt cheeks as tight as possible to keep everything inside, and was worried that going up the stairs would somehow loosen my grip.  Should I run up as fast as I could, or go up slowly, concentrating on keeping my cheeks clenched.\n\nI decided to run.\n\nAs I was running up the stairs, the flow started.  It was the wrong choice; I should have gone up one step at time, slowly, while still holding it back tight.  By the time I reached the top, I was soaked with runny poop. I ran upstairs to the shower and removed all my clothes and took a long hot shower, making sure to get rid of any little pooplets that might be hanging on.  I put my dirty clothes in a garbage bag and three them out.\n\nThat was 15 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday!