What does the phrase "a day late and a dollar short" refer to? Has anyone ever said this about you?
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It is an old saying that means someone got what they needed, but not in time.  Or that someone needed something which they could not afford until they didn't need it anymore.\n\nMy dad is full of these kinds of old sayings.  Here is my favorite:  When someone asks him how he is, he replies, "Fine as frog hair!"  Now you have to admit, that is pretty fine!
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It's a saying that is pretty close to what it means. "Short of nothing" means that NOTHING is the only thing you will stop short of. So nothing can stop you.
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Jeez, people.  I am so disappointed in all of you.\n\nMommy puts a blankie over Earth's head and says not to get up again all night or there will be hell to pay, of course!
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I believe what they mean is before saying something to some one make sure it is something nice because if you say something nice it can brighten there whole day...if you say something mean or rude you may ruin there whole day...
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Well, where I work, we use that phrase to describe a meeting where the management takes an hour or so to tell you to do more, but wastes the time of the meeting to do it. \n\nA simple note in the mailbox would do the same thing and not suck up valuable time. \n\nAnd just to be a bit on the funny side, time suck would happen if your vacuum picked up your watch. Ciao!
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Nefarious\n\n\nOOPS! I just heard a penny drop. ;)
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It's never too late!\n\nThanks again for the laugh.  I needed a good one today.
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that makes no sense, and it is too early in the morning for me to think.  Have a bad experience at the store recently.  Breathe in, breathe out and say, "I am not the center of the universe, I am not the center of the universe".  Once in awhile that works for me.
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i think you are sad and fell low today.\nrecognize yourself !!!!\nthen you will be surrounded !
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I don't know if this was from the Lord today,But here it goes and you decided.I work at a Grocery Store after I got out of work tonite,I needed to get some cat food so my cats could eat.As I turned the to the cat section,I looked down and see a fresh folded $10.00 dollar bill just laying there on the floor.I walked over it and didn't even bother to pick it up.What came to my mind first was "that's not mind" and secord it's store policy that if employees find any amount of money they are too return it to the Customer Service Desk.But that only refers when you are on company Time.I was not on Company Time.But I did inform the Customer Service Desk and they sent an employee down to get it.Now what does that say for me?That I'm honest and don't touch nothing that doesn't belong to me,or I was stupid for not picking it up,fiquring I wasn't working on Company Time.If this was the act of the Lord,then why didn't he have me find it elsewhere,and would I still have been honest..Well,Thanks and bye.......
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"What goes around comes around."  UNK\n\n“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” - Charlie Chaplin\n\n"Work like you don't need the money. \nLove like you've never been hurt.\nDance like nobody's watching."-UNK
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lol well I once had a boss that was really anal about time, so I would show up early, stand by the time clock till I was 2 min late, then punch in lol\n\nit was a little protest for being yelled at for being 2 min late one day, you would have though I did a no call no show.
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Very good question!  I don't know, but I have a funny story about that.  One of my friends once said, completely seriously, "I just wish I had enough money that I could go to the Dollar Tree and just buy whatever I wanted without having to worry."\n\nI laughed so hard!  It's like, gee, don't set your goals so high!
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It doesn't just mean that. It means being tight with money, miserable about money, cynical about charity etc etc.\nAny miserly person.
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It means you're "broke, no money, I mean like nothing".
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Yeah, I think it's saying that something has no meaning or worth.\n\n"Oh no you di'n floccinaucinihilipilificate me!"
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It's a quote by "Rich Dad" in the book "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" by Robert Kiyosaki.  I don't have the exact page number but it's within the first 10% of the book as an intro to why he wrote the book in the first place.