This lady kept on phoning the greengrocer and asking him if he has onions..?
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Ahhhhh! I get it. LOL!~!
573547
What the hell kinda question is this? Does she know you wanna get her pregnant? you trying to get your wee wee chopped off???
520078
she is trying to protect you. \n\nhowever, if she knows it is true, she should be calling the authorities. \n\ngood luck.
842192
Is this from The Onion?
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this coming from a guy...Fried Green Tomatoes\n\n"A Lady always knows when its time to leave."
756878
YES!!!!!\nShe jabbers on and on and on about nothing nothing nothing.\nIf I hear her say EVOO or describe what's in steak seasoning blend one more time I'm going to scream!
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Whao, can we report that chick for being mean?  I'm pretty sure that her response was not an answer to your question... does that count as breaking the rules?  Anyway, not only was it too much kimchee and haggis, but he had.... dare i say... BURNING DIARRHEA!!!!
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So I went to Penney's and bought the cutest little bikini,then I had lunch,just a salad mind you then over to Sally beauty sup....smart guy?you're not listening! everytime I try to tell you something you ignore me.You did the same thing last week when I told you that I invested money in the stock market,which by the way is skyrocketing.\nSmart guy?SMART GUY!Are you ignoring me again?
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I'm Earl. I'm with Ethel. Boy is she a gas. She is a regular gal, when she gets moving and gets the lead out. Do they have that birthmark that looks like New Jersey on their buttocks( Forest Gump)?  When your wife/girlfriend( 12 will get you twenty) said filler up, I took her litterally. She got the  toaster and the five free fill ups.
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The person that asked
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I would advise you to remain calm and try to call. If you can't get through i.e. you get the "The subscriber you are calling is not available..." message, it might just mean that her phone ran out of power or she might be sleeping and she switched it off.\n\nIf it rings but no one answers, she might be working, not hear it ring or it was set on silent and she forgot.\n\nIn any case, try reaching her at her home, workplace or any other alternate number you might have. Do not behave in a paranoid manner when talking to her family/friends as a) you do not want to alarm them and b) you do not want to come across as paranoid or insecure.\n\nWhen you eventually reach her (and you will), let her know in a non-confrontational manner that you were worried. Getting worked up when talking to her is not constructive and will just make her defensive.
839932
maybe this person is a snitch!
1144542
Start by talking to her like she was a friend of yours----shoot, say like "oh my gosh Sue (or whatever her name happens to be) I had THE worse diarrhea EVER today. My poop smelled like hot mayo and vomit...kinda like Mary's puke did that night she threw up on David's lap!" And when she says she has no idea what you are talking about, say...."well, then YOU must have the wrong number......pay attention next time!" (but. remember, she is only trying to do her job. Pay your bills) I once told them that I tried selling a kidney, but it's not legal to ebay body parts!!
277746
What question did this person ask?
818376
from her personal secretary, here's her number:\n\n867-5309\n\ni am resigning and passing on my job to you, so please:\n \ntell her that bigfoot and the easter bunny are coming at 2 o' clock for tea, and that the tooth fairy says hello. also tell her that santa claus is on vacation in hawaii (it's rumored that the reindeer went along and Rudolph has sunburned his nose), so he will not be able to come to her birthday. \n\nP.S. these are "supposedly" the code names for her crew or.....NOT! keep dreaming and dreaming.....on and on and on.....
767167
Probably because you appear at least to be baiting everyone here. I totally agree with greenghost, never darken our [organic] doorstep again friend!!!
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ask her___________fool-------------