HAVE you ever been in the  woods and had to poop !? with no toilet  paper ?
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Buck2000 that was hilarious!!!
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This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
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i havent personally. but i know a guy in a band who was totally loaded in the back of the van on the way home from a gig. he was mooning ppl all night, and even peed out the door of the van going down the road. at the gas station he also decided to use the restroom. he went no. 2 in a napkin and left in on the floor OUTSIDE the bathroom door.
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LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......
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ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
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Well after a long night of drinking, or was it morning time?  Anyways......I was able to write in the snow : Have a Merry Chirstmas and a Happy New Ye......and thats where the pee stopped.   Not sure how long it took, cause it was hard to run along and pee and time it all at the same time.  \n\nThe sad thing here is I am not joking.... geesh I am sad.
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lots of poop with nowhere to go.
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One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
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how do you poop when you're constipated??   Grab a pencil and work it out!!  hehehe...sorry...i couldn't help it
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speaking for myself...No I dont take a dump....I go to the restroom and make a poopie!!    stupid guestion really but oh well okay...
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squat and still use a seat cover, never poop anywhere other than home. Public restrooms no matter how clean are gross. Unless it's like a very nice building at work where you always see janitors around the clock.
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Does a bear poo in the woods?
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you go camping without lube...??!!!
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I hover sometimes or I use tissue to cover the toilet seat. Sometimes I hold it if it is a nasty restroom. At school I will not take a shit. It is really embarrassing if you do it and someone just happens to walk in behind me.
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I was on the recieving end of a sharpshooter, and boy, not only did I cry like a high school female cheerleader, I even peed in my pants! I was so soiled, I could feel the pee pouring like a water fountain all the way to my face! It was like bathing on a jacuzzi, only smelly and foul...ugh, it smells like piss juice or something! But I'd rather bathe in piss, than bathe in Michigan. Water there smells like a dead carcass sh*ted all over!!
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yup! while i was trying to throw up. you ever try to poop and throw up at the same time? you have to aim for the little triangle hole that the toilet and your legs make! its not pretty but sometimes duty calls.
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