how can i make my bird blow her beans?
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PUT SOME RUBBERS ON IT FIRST AND WILLY DONT LET UR WILLY LOOK SILLY
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Well.....beans make you fart, so i'll say beans.\n\n(Dinner should come with a show, shouldn't it?)
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shoot it with an air self gun\n\nhave fun
727874
Use chicken feed. Obviously legitimate.
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a cork... or charcoal biscuits... or stick her outside in the cold, so you can neither hear nor smell them anymore = NOT YOUR PROBLEM lol!!!
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Give them beans for free!!!!\nahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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throw it on the ground..HARD
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Believe it or not, Jacks got a good idea, but if that isn't practical for you try this: get some hose and cut it into 3 and 4 foot lengths. Put them out in the field when not in play. They might believe the hose pieces to be snakes and not land there at all. This trick has acutally worked in some places. \n\nThere is an airport where a dog was employed to keep geese away from the end of the runway. It worked.
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There are several way to "attract" deer.  One obvious way is to plant some type of clover or alphafa that they will come to.  Another good trick is a Salt Lick.  The deer will come to lick on the salt.  If you are near any fields (corn or beans) some of the farmers will be nice enough if you know them to leave a little stash when they harvest the crops, the deer will come to eat it.  Also you could try using a deer call, grunting or even rattling.  Make certain to check your local laws and statutes as "Baiting" may be illegal in your area as it is in most states.
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Here is a poem, but please use it only as inspiration:\nO' to hear the birds chirping, tweet, tweet!\nIt is such a lovely sound, O' so sweet.\n\nThis is what your teacher wants, but please write your own.
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A better method is an electric fencer, which can be battery operated. If it can keep cows from leaving their coral it should provide enough juice to electrify catfish.\n\nCheck out the following link:
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Lock her in a cupboard. flick her with elastic bands, put live worms down her back.... basically, play her at her own game!
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use anything that looks like a threat to their bed \nlizards or bluegill both are great \nif u see a bass on bed just keep dragging it thru there and bumping the fish until shes had enough but always be quick on the hook set because they will spit it out they dont want to eat just run it off\nor use dynomite lol
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How to make an Aussie................\nStep 1  Get a bull.\nStep 2  wait for that bull to poo.\nStep 3  gather all the poo for the bull and stack it as high as you can , viola , you have an Aussie.
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Try feeding it or get off its tail!!
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yes you can but it is better to swing the cat around by its tail really fast like...then release at peak speed ...way better then coffee anyday
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After the head is off, dunk it in HOT water for a few minutes, and pluck the feathers. This may take a few dunkings. There may be some pin feathers left....you can deal with those later. Cut off the feet. Loosen the wind pipe away from the neck as best you can. Spread it's legs and cut the skin from the end of the breast bone down to the tail. Be sure to cut only the skin. Don't cut into the innards. Then cut across this leg to leg....kind of a 't' pattern. Reach in under the breast bone to loosen the innards and pull them out as best you can.  The wind pipe should come with them, but if it dosen't you can pull it out from the neck.  When you have the guts out, carefully cut around them and the tail..cut the tail right off ...be sure not to cut into the guts. Reach back in and get out what didn't come out the first time...make sure you get the lungs and liver.  You may have to rinse it a few times with cold water to get it all out. Then rinse it again real well and pick  out the pin feathers. Wa -la!  one cleaned pheasant.