Who would you rather have as a cell mate in jail: Dick Cheney, Tom Delay or Scooter Libey?
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A guy could get shot, hanging around Cheney.  DeLay sounds boring.  I'd go Scooter.
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Hmm...they are both p*ssy's   haha\n\nIf I had to pick Tom Cruise cause he's all loco man!! ;)
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Jefferson, hands down. Bush is lucky if he can keep his lips from moving when he reads "The Cat in the Hat."
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That's a hard one... I suppose it would be Dick cuz he shot someone in the face though. The biggest crook of them all  would be Karl Rove.
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All of the above, maybe Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House, or Dick Cheney, Vice president of the United States, he and Scooter could share a jail cell for treacherousness, Kenny Boy and Bush's brain could share another beside them, \nshame on them all, for betrayal of their country and shame on George W. Bush for putting his corrupt cronies in positions of power. He is so incompetent, he should be impeached for the sake of all American citizens, and especially our veterans.
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NEITHER!!  Tom or Oprah wouldn't have been old enough....How about Nipsie Russel & Phylis Diller?
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No.  Cheney is Palpatine.  Bush is more like Jar-Jar, but he speaks less English than Jar-Jar.
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DUDLEY Dooright, of the RC Mounted Police.\n\n        I like "wanted dead or alive".\n\n        But I don't care about the homos.
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Dick Cheney\nHawaii\nHamilton\nDepends on what # is dialed\nBernard P. Fife\nRust and irredescent peuce.
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It's not going to take very long since Scooter Libby's on board.
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Tom Cruise\n\n... and your question should read "What is the proof that car size is INVERSLEY proportional to penis size/length ?"
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Do you really want Dick "shoot em in the face" Cheney to rule in his place?
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before i choose, i would like to ask who Casey Ryback is. but i would like to choose the Terminatrix to rid us of Britney Spears.
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JEB BUSH!\n\nYou know I'm just sittin' back and waitin' for the response to this one!!
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She made a stupid move and should be punished appropriately.  BUT should this really by Fox News' only story of the day?  Um' no.  It's about as sensational and ultimately worthless as Cheney shooting a man in the face.  It's a little disturbing silly that Tom Delay near the brink of jail time for  money laundering and conspiracy is slinging mud at her.
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a liberal - both are dicks
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Dick Cheney is the Elmer Fudd of our generation.