Another one. I hope you'll get this one, it is a bit long...A man goes bear hunting.?
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hotclaws, tsk tsk tsk
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Ok when is that last time you saw a bear use the bathroom? \nWhen is the last time you were hiking and you saw a portapotty in the woods?\n\nYeah they crap in the woods among other things!
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I hunt mainly coon but my dogs of put up a few bobcat every season.  I've also hunted bear a few times.  I run one Bluetick, 2 redbones, and used to run two black and tans until a few weeks ago when my lead black and tan got hit and killed by a car.  Oh and I'm in the Big California.
937855
what does this have to do with hunting?
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Here, 'cause this poor guy said he is bored.\nI would prefer to fight a polar bear.\nAt least they are mammals.. AND can be tamed..\nBut I think we'll be disadvantaged by the weather. Noone can think straight when the air is too cold.\n\nI can't envisage a hairy 8-legged hard-skinned thingy crawling through my throat.\nBut one thing though, how could someone eats when there's a snake wrapping his head and block his mouth from any air least a spider.\n\nHope the less-than-livid imagination could propel your boredom away..\nHave a  nice day!
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Got a gun, in fact i got two,\nThas ok man, cause the 1st one is not for you!!
881963
How about his own hunting show.\n\nSomething like:  Duck, It's Dick.
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I love the responses on this question, especially the one that says "leave it alone, you're not going to eat it anyway".  That's funny.  Bear meat is great.\n\nThe safest way, that I know of, to hunt bear is from a tree stand.  While there are SOME bears that can climb trees, this is still the safest way.  Ensure that the stand is over 2 meters from the ground, sit and wait.  Of course, it helps if you set up in a known bear area.
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DONT FEED THE BEAR!!\n\nThey had a bear that lived in the front yard
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I did a Yahoo search for "Bear Mauling Video" and got a few results.  You can try this website:  http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/view?&h=105&w=140&type=realmedia&rurl=movies.aol.com%2Fmovie%2Fmain.adp%3Fmid%3D21105&vurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.aol.com%2Fvideo.index.adp%3Fpmmsid%3D1365543%26_AOLFORM%3Dw708.h344.p7.R1&back=_adv_prop%3Dvideo%26va%3Dbear%2Bmauling%26fr%3Dslv1-ccle%26ei%3DUTF-8&turl=re2.mm-da.yimg.com%2Fimage%2F1634828478&name=Grizzly+Man+-+Clip+No.+1&no=1&tt=2&p=bear+mauling&oid=62737fa11d9c5437&dur=176&src=p&pld=800x600\n\nOtherwise, just do a search to look at the other results.  :o)
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According to several websites I've checked out, they hunt for bear and other wild game.  Just what you'd expect them to.  They also fish.
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I'm ROFL!!!  *here's one for you! (since I can't give you points)........\n\nA Story with a Moral\n\nIn the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.\nThe hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."\n\nThere was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."\n\nThere was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly... and I will grab him."\n\nIt also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.\n\n"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."\n\nYou probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's more...\n\nA wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."\n\nA cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought - as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time - "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch."\n\nThe poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.\nThe fish swallows the fly...\nthe bear grabs the fish...\nthe hunter shoots the bear...\nthe mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...\nthe cat jumps for the mouse...\nthe mouse ducks...\nthe cat falls into the water and drowns.\n\nThe moral of the story is:\n\n\nWhenever a fly goes down three inches, some p*ssy is in serious danger.
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I keep hunting with Dick Cheney and it happens every time.\n\nI need to stop hunting with him.
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oh yeah I know Ryan...he was eaten by a bear a couple weeks ago..sorry
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Ok.  A young lawyer at a new firm is approached by his senior partner.  The Senior Partner looks at him and says, "Son, I need you to run this settlement check over the the Mills factory behind the woods.  The roads are snowed in, so you better cut through the woods.  And make sure you run, because if we don't settle up this dispute by 5 pm, the deal is off and our client is sunk."  The young lawyer, wanting to make a good impression for his boss, assures the senior partner he can do the job, takes the check, and runs off into the woods.  \n\nAround half way through the woods, the lawyer runs into an enourmous bear.  Fearful for his life, the lawyer sticks out his arms to defend himself; at which the bear growl, rips the check from his hands, and swallows it whole.  The lawyer, realizing what had happened, gets up and speeds off to the Ranger station.  He runs in and tells the Ranger what had happened.  The ranger, knowing full well that he "can't have no check eatin' bears harrassing young lawyers" in his woods, gets his shotgun and asks the lawyer to lead him to the bear.  \n\nWhen they get to the spot of the attack, there are two bears  present.  The Ranger looks over at the lawyer and say, "well, which one is it."  The lawyer looks and say "I'm sure its the one on the right?"  The Ranger looks at him closely and says, "I don't know... that one is a male bear, and they tend to be timid, and the females, like the one on the left, tend to be a lot more vicious."  The lawyer insists though that the male bear is the one that swallowed the check, so the Ranger shoots it, guts it and looks inside the stomach.  To the lawyers amazement, there was no check.  With that, the Ranger shots the female bear, guts her, looks into the stomach and finds the check.  He gives it to the young lawyer, who takes off to the factory with the check in hand.\n\nThe moral of the story: if a lawyer tells you that the check is in the "mail," don't believe him.
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How far in front is the bear? If I'm at home, a bare behind would be ok but in public I might prefer the bear in front, it wouldn't be chasing me or anything if it was in front.
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He'll have a man-servant drive his 8mpg Range Rover to a hunting park that features lambs and endangered fowl contained in a ten ft by ten ft pen, where he will fill them all full of lead while rubbing oil all over his naked body. His blood lust will get so out of control, he will turn the gun on one of his assistants, just like last time.\n\n"Ohh Dick..."