George Dubya + A case of liquor + a tractor + a cowboy hat = What?
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Hmm, I've always hated algebra. The answer is; The 1st. annual 2006 Neo-conservative tractor pull on the White HOuse lawn, sponsered by Enron and the Saudi family. :) The quail hunting portion has been cancelled this year.
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No silly, they do everything together except get drunk, and that is whats great about being a President, because Bush always gets to be the one who is drunk.
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How about Dubya's nephew, George P. Bush?  He's still a bit too young I think.\n\nP!
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F.\nF.\nF.\nF.\nF.\n\nThe Resume of George W. Bush\nGeorge W. Bush\nThe White House, USA\n\nEDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:\n\nLAW ENFORCEMENT:\n--I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol.\n\n--I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.\nMy Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.\n\nMILITARY:\n--I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.\nBy joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.\n\nCOLLEGE:\n--I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.\nI was a cheerleader.\n\nPAST WORK EXPERIENCE:\n--I ran or U.S. Congress and lost.\n\n--I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.\nI bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.\nThe company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.\n\n--I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.\n\n--With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.\n\nACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:\n--I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.\nDuring my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.\n\n--I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.\n\n--I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.\n\n--With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.\n\nACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:\n--I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.\n\n--I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.\n\n--I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.\n\n--I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.\n\n--I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.\n\n--I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.\n\n--I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.\n\n--In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.\n\n--I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.\n\n--I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.\n\n--I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.\nMy largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.\nMy political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.\nI have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.\nMore time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.\n\n--I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.\n\n--I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.\n\n--I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.\n\n--I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.\n\n--I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the Unite
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Alchohol,  by Brad Paisley
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Tools\nStuff for his car\nA surprise party
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I once heard a speaker telling a story about how he was in college sitting next to this guy with a trucker hat cocked to one side who sat in class and spit dip in a cup all day....He never wanted to talk to him but now says that he wish he had because that man is now the President of the United States.  You never know who is sitting next to you and who they might end up to be one day. ;-)
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candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.\n-walt whitman (i think)
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Probably  a storage tank for alcohol in a distillary.
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A man named Joe was walking on the beach one day when he found an eerie looking bottle. He rubbed it, just for the heck of it, to see if a genie would come out. (He really liked the movie Aladdin as a child.) And lo and behold! A genie did come out! \n\nThe genie was pleased with Joe and said, "What a strapping lad ye are! Thanks for the favor! I shall now give you three wishes. What do ye want? Anything. But.. whatever ye wish for, I shall have to give all the Republicans in the world double! So wish carefully."\n\nJoe was very happy to hear this, although being a democrat, he didn't really want the republicans to get double of what he got. But there seemed no way to get out of giving Republicans good things. "I wish for...one million dollars!" \n\n"Sure. Here ye go." A wad of bills appeared in Joe's (and all the Republicans in the world) hands. \n\n"Next... I would like a limousine! With a chauffeur and unlimited coupons for the carwash!" \n\n"Here ye go." Coupons started to rain down on Joe. (As well as the other Republicans in the world).\n\nJoe thought carefully about his last wish. "Now, Genie. For my last wish, I...I have always wished to donate a kidney."
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Indisputedly a monkey, but sometimes a pig. Take a look at Steve Bell's cartoons for the hard objective evidence that G Dubya is the missing link.
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"He was just involved in an accident, no one knows what happened"\n\nLMAO, what a delusional statement. He was drinking, he drove off a bridge, and he left poor Mary Jo there to die because he is a chickensh*t piece of garbage. \n\nThis man regularly attempts to undermine the laws and traditions of this land. He holds so much power over the democratic party that he has destroyed it. And how does he get there? Oh right, he's rich and he's a Kennedy.
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Barbra that is so funny, and I am glad you still have a sense of humor the way America is heading into troubled times, I am afraid. I am going to go with the spinach like Popeye the sailor; because it makes me strong to the finnich! I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot! As far as Bush goes, America needs to take him off of life support, and just let him go.
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PPPfffftttttt!! You made me spit out my beer. What possible interest would El Presidente have in narrowing that gap? I have said it before, and I will say it again. If you make less than 200k a year, Dubya does not know you exist. You are not important to him. Dubya envies the Mexican situation. 0.001% of the population is wildly wealthy, everyone else struggles to survive. This is the Dubya dream for America.
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give it 2 him baby lock stock and smoking barrels
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Liberal scum??? Whiney Liberal??? Hmmmmmmmmmm, I'm guessing some of these fools will still be included as Dubya supporters when his approval rating hits 1% in 2008. My guess however is that, sadly, Dubya's worst times are ahead of him. There are big revelations about his presidency yet to be revealed. The Scooter Libey trial has only begun. And God knows Dubya will continue to consistantly screw up the world in the next few long years. But hey! What do we know. We're just liberal scum am I right?!   George Dubya, Still Fightin the Good Fight!
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yes, brain damage.\n\nthis guy's an old alcoholic... i'm amazed he can put sentences together at all any more.\n\ni still think he drinks the way he looks and talks......\n\nand how unaware he is of his surroundings.. come on.. open mic all the time?   give it up bush stop it!