WHAT COULD  25 MAD BAD DAnGEROUS TO KNOW WOMEN DO TO ONE SHARK?
493019
Have their wicked ways with him (try to imagine the wickedest and most sinister and multiply it by 25) and eat him for dinner afterwards!
914903
bite her!! sometimes you gotta break some nails to whip some tails! Tellher leave you alone before i get her. I dont know you but will throw bleach in her face!
254419
Here are a couple...\nhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/09/AR2005070901390_pf.html\n\nhttp://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/violencewomen.html\n---\nAnd this guy made a film about it..\nhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000343/
1183313
Well Boxergirl, I've been scuba diving for 28 years, and just as the surfer said, the best way to defend against a shark attack is to be aware of the shark to begin with! We did a live study on shark attack methods, and the results were very interesting. Almost all sharks will circle their targeted prey several times before attacking. They attack from below, getting an angle from below so that they give no warning. In the surf, and at the mouths of rivers and such, they come from the side, due to no visibility and most attacks on humans there are mistaken identity, because they don't actually see you at all. They bump into soft flesh, and bite in reflex, normally letting go as soon as they taste the blood. Our blood is not the same as marine life, so it's not something they actually like very much. But it can get them excited, so don't take it for granted that they won't attack twice. \n    In the event that you ARE attacked, stay calm, first and foremost! You will have a bad cut, or worse, so you do NOT want to get your heart to racing! If at all possible, locate the shark, and keep an eye on it, while you work at stopping or at least slowing the blood flow. Swimming calmly, not splashing or acting erratic, make your way towards shore, yelling loudly to let nearby swimmers know that you've been attacked. In the event that the shark returns, or makes another pass, you can use both hands and feet to kick and strike in the nose and eye regions. If you have a board, shove the nose of the board at the shark's eye region. Keep in mind that if you are bitten, other sharks may be attracted, so you are in a fight for survival, and there are no rules. You fight to win, no questions asked. \n    Like I said, I've been diving for 28 years, and even with all the sharks dives I've done (435), I've never been bitten. I HAVE had to ward several off when they got too nosey, but no bites. Good luck!!
1080566
so us women could bite them
181468
They could *be* shark teeth. There are plenty of places where you can pick them up right off the sand if you know where and how to look for them.
813666
There is 1 baby female living at Sea World San Diego, but I don't know if she's visible to the public. This little 7 footer currently has the record for surviving in captivity - 54 days as of 11/7/2006.\n\nGreat Whites don't survive after they're captured, and scientists are trying to figure out why. The previous record was 16 days back in August 1981.\n\nFor some reason, after about 10 days sharks stop eating, start swimming erratically, bumping off of walls, and eventually sink to the bottom of the holding tank, where they drown. If a shark doesn't keep water over its gills, it doesn't get any oxygen and dies.\n\nLots of things have proven to be involved - great whites can detect as little as 0.01 volts of electricity in the water. This transient voltage interferes with their guidance or feeding instincts and they batter themselves against the cage trying to get to the source of the signal. \n\nThe facility in San Diego has no electronics of any kind directly mounted on or near the tank. The tank is also significantly bigger than previous efforts: 1,000,000+ gallons. The researchers also took several days to acclimate the young shark in a fenced off area of the ocean, gradually reducing the size until it was the same size as its million gallon intended home.\n\nDespite years of research, very little is actually known about Great Whites. How deep they can go? What are their reproductive habits? How often do they give birth? Why are their movement patterns over a lifetime? All of these questions are still mysteries.\n\nGive it a few years. Once we get answers to some of the basic questions, we might be able to keep them in captivity. Hopefully we'll be able to not only learn from them, but protect them so our children and grandchildren can enjoy them, too.\n\nHope that answers your question,\nOdd
56757
Man-eating is reffering to humans. Sharks don't differentiate by gender. :)
727061
I would call the police... she could end up hurting you , lots of weirdos in this world!
517070
Odly enough sharks will eat just about anything. The quetion now is what can you "bait" them with. I believe and form of chum (chopped up fish parts still in the blood) is a good start. Then I believe large chunks of relatively fresh fish or seal decoys.\nCheck out National Geographic's Web page on Sharks.\n\n-Stretch
1115588
Hey first off DON'T listen at all to the hippie nonsense garbage about Sharks being "endangered"! That is a load of grade A bull. Shark populations are exploding,we need to hunt them to reduce the OVER population. My opinion is bite then before they bite you. This how you clean them:After you have shot the top of the shark in the head with a explosive tip deer slug; death and paralysis ensues. Cut the tail off to drain the max. amount of blood out of the shark,then hack/saw the head off then slice the belly open and plop out the guts in a top down fashions. then skin and fillet as you would any other fish and enjoy fried,baked,in tacos,stewed! Save the teeth as a souvenir!!
517749
Humans are not it's main source of food.  Therefore the shark would only attack a person if 1. was incited by a feeding frenzy 2. shark has not been able to get normal source of food for some time 3. the shark is confused by the shape, and takes an investigative bite.  A shark can easily kill a person, but usually after the initial bite they usually let go.  Very rarely are people actually killed and consumed by the shark.
596488
I dive with them all the time without a cage. I live in Miami and we go diving with sharks every weekend. The only Shark I would be concerned about would be a great white. We see Mako's, bull, hammerhead, etc. all the time. They will not hurt you unless you have a fish or look like an easy meal.
687301
It seems to be the result of either the shark mistaking the human for food or from the shark smelling blood around a human such as from an injury.  One of the favorite foods of a shark is the seal.  A human on a surf board looks very much like a seal when viewed from below as he or she might be by a shark.  In about 96% of all shark attacks, the shark will bite the victim only once and then release them.  This would seem to indicate that once the shark realized that the victim was not one of his normal foods he would break off the attack.  Maybe human meat is not to their liking.  Even so, a single bite from a shark is sometimes sufficient to cause massive hemorrhaging and death.
1151267
I don't know about lately, but while I was growing up there (Santa Monica), shark attacks at Malibu occured about once a year.\nI remember one especially because it was a Blue Shark.  \nAttacks by Blue Sharks was highly unusual.\nMy experience was many years ago.
150133
Gods honest truth.  I was about 4 and was staying with my grandparents out at Montalk Point, Long Island (New York)  I was playing in about 1 foot of water when I saw what appeared to be an over turned rowboat out in about 25 feat of water.  My grandfather came running down the beach and scooped me up and ran me back to the cabin.  I found out later he had heard a warning on the radio that there was a dying great white seen around the Montalk area.  It had followed a fishing boat back but was badly injured and was just sort of swimming around the area.  My grandfather told me that row boat was in fact a shark. Bless my little adventurous heart but I was down at the beach the next morning with corn flakes looking for the shark to give him breakfast.
519790
There was an HBO special about Audrey Mestre who drowned while free diving.  She was stuck at the bottom when the bag wouldn't inflate, i think her husband was to blame for it too.  Probably was upset that she was going to beat him, so kill her in front of everyone and claim it an accident.  the HBO special does mention this so I am not making this up if I sound disrespectful or anything.  It is a shame, she was very sexy in that wetsuit too.