Why does Whoop A**  always have to come in a can.?
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because a can is cylinder and sleek towards increasing marketing status, also a can is the perfect recepticle to store some hurt cause you know know as soon as you open it and hear that ( pshhhhh) sound...someone's goin down...\n\nP.S. - Mr.T's pity cannot be contained within a can nor any other recepticle conceived by man...FYI...lol
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Because if the composition is too acidic or too basic one way or the other, the soda could be toxic.\n\nAlso, it wouldn't taste good or sell well.
528144
so that BABy can pop them them one by one ........\n\nmuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
437180
because you actually have to use your muscles if it is small and if it is large then it is ready to come out and plop there it is.  dont you hate it when the water splashes up on your hieny
95714
set up a camera to watch it.  or sit in another vehicle and watch that person stick stuff in there.  It happened to me.  My friends would stick empty longnecks and empty forty's in the bed of my truck.  Man that made my Angel mad.  Even worse was when they were putting in empty cans of chew.  That was hell.
297493
Because pooing and farting require the same basic bowel movement and runny poo can be quite sneaky!!\n\nTGW
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This is the first time I've ever heard this version of the joke. I don't know what this is right here, but it makes absolutely no sense. \n\nThere were three guys walking down the street and ran acroos this farm house. The lady said they could stay in the house and have breakfast in the morning but if not they had to stay in the barn. \n\nWHY would they have to stay in the barn?? What were the guys suppose to do in order to stay in the house???\n\nI cannot express this enough; when posting a joke, write it correctly.
228197
cause they eat.  and when you eat, your always going to have to go.
498892
I think it is to motivate the batter. Sometimes, when you have a lapful of snacks though, it is pretty inconvenient.
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liz is right. I have a family member who works for the Post Office and they will get their butts fried for accepting any package that doesn't meet the government guidelines for packaging now. It is supposed to be for safety and homeland security. They offer the things to buy to make it convenient for you so that you don't have to go home and return with the package. \n\nk.m.
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I always make a suction with my hand to pull it out.  Works for me.
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Probably for the same reasons people throw pop cans, beer cans, dirty diapers, food wrappers etc. on the ground..........because they are lazy or because there was no other place to put the cigarette butt. As far as the dangers involved in cigarette smoke, people have more to worry about as far as factory emissions and vehicle emissions than they do from a cigarette. Smoke rises! Go into a smoker's house and see where the stains from the cigarette smoke is found. It is found at the ceiling level. There are also more health risks from people urinating outside or pets urinating outside, than there are from a cigarette butt left on the ground. As far as the toxins from the cigarette leeching into the ground or getting into our water supply, the risks are far smaller than the chemicals that people use in their gardens and vehicles every day. I would be willing to bet that there are just as many beer cans and alcohol bottles thrown down on the ground each day as cigarette butts.  Look around and you will notice ALL the trash that is thrown down. It's disgusting no matter what the litter happens to be. Personally, I find it disgusting to see parents toss their child's dirty diaper onto the ground, just so they don't have to ride home in their car with the smelly diaper! They chose to have the child and anything that comes out of that child belongs to them! I hate when people allow their pets to roam around and use parks, other people's yards etc. for their bathroom. That is MOST disgusting!  I do have a concern about cigarette butts though, the cigarette butt can be toxic to children and animals, and a lit cigarette carries the danger of starting a fire. For those reasons I wish people wouldn't throw their cigarette butts on the ground and out their car windows. Littering of ANY kind is wrong and should carry a stiff fine. Unfortunately very few people who litter (any kind of litter) get caught. The reason it is overlooked by authorities is for the same reason other littering is overlooked. There just isn't enough manpower to deal with the situation. Police have more important things to deal with than drive around looking for litterbugs. I do think targeting one group of people for littering is wrong. If you want to protest against ALL littering that is fine, but to just have a problem with cigarette butts is ridiculous. The littering problem is not just cigarette butts. ALL littering needs to be stopped.\n\n\nResponse\n\nThank you Kenlas, I wasn't trying to say that there was no smoke down lower. People talk about the danger of second hand smoke even when they are outside. My point was that the little trail of smoke from a cigarette in comparison to everything the factories and vehicles spew out every day would not really be much of an issue. The majority of cigarette smoke rises almost immediately, leaving very little for others to be concerned about. I was using the ceiling in a smoker's house as an example of smoke rising. People want to believe that smoking and second hand smoke are the only causes of lung cancer, but researchers have NO way of proving that people who have never smoked developed lung cancer from second hand smoke. When they do their so called tests, they use HIGHLY concentrated amounts of cigarette smoke to try and prove their case. They know that the factories and vehicles spew out the same and worse toxins, in far larger quantities, than a cigarette, but because of the expense of forcing those two things to be made safer, they choose to ignore them for the most part and concentrate on a relatively small part of the population. Plus they can pass bills to outrageously raise taxes on cigarettes to help generate money whenever they need more money. I haven't seen them raising taxes on ALL alcohol to help generate more money, even though hundreds of people die due to drunk drivers each year. I don't see them banning alcohol in all public places to help reduce the amount
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cause shitty songs always get stuck
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Your spoo acts like an adhesive and glues the tip of your dinky shut. Just open the end of it right before you pee and it should all flow freely!!!!!!!
882409
stop stuffing ho-ho's in your mouth lardbutt
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umm, because it's more appealing than having them spit it out or not finish or whatever.\n\nguys are rly picky tho. they should be happy they get anything. lol\n\n& plus, swallowing isn't so bad. XD
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No kidding how could they "expect" people be ABLE to.   and reading your last question def. proves it.\n \nThe agitator\n\n "You want million dollar!?\nou play Crazy Smile Face Challenge! Firts you eat the food, the food is power,the power!! you win mrs. mikies million dollar challenge when you poop last! Who poop last!?!?!? "