my roommate is acting like a jackass.i want to badly beat him up and do a kimura.?
479431
Get out of his way.  He sounds like a lot more fun than you.  Stop holding him back.  \n*You are so jelous*
900915
Swing sideways into the Temple, The Back of his head at the top of his neck are both vital areas that could easily render him unconscious if hit with enough force. Not quite as hard as you hit, as it is where you hit, the timing helps as well. I'd use the weight advantage to crush him. He doesn't lift weight, you'll smash him. He's doomed. Stick your chest out when dealing with him. Head and arms back. This will make you look more intimidating and ruin his ego a bit and give him fear. Keep a straight face and don't talk. Get down to business immediately if provoked. I suggest grabbing him and throwing him down. Don't respond to the punches he gives you while you are downtaking him. That may require practice. I'd get a few friends and practice this. Legs are always good to use once he's down.
565164
how about this option, talk to your brother about your intent and let him know..."look, if this guy turns out to be a jerk and hurts my feelings and is cruel to me, I'll let you know ASAP" and make him promise to leave him alone until you give him the word.
5553
To really work on your fighting skills you need to find a jiujitsu instructor.  This will help you defend yourself better.  In this discipline of martial arts you learn to grapple, pressure points, joint manipulation, etc...I mean why try to hit this guy with everything you have when you can snap his wrist with little strength or even bring him to the ground with your pinky...MAKE HIM TAP OUT...There is no better feeling than making someone tapout.
68856
Kick him in the groin. That'll get the point across.
788238
leave while you still can before he tries to sucker you in with i'm sorry ect, if he was mad enough to hit you once more than likely he will do it again...
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Annoy Your Roommate\n\nRepeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g. Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......") \nContinuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same. \nKill several people. Store the corpses underneath your roommate's bed. Call the police. \nBecome Forrest Gump. \nIncessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY /WANT/ YOU TO THINK!!!!" \nIntensely study the complete list of ways to annoy your roommate. Form a discussion group with your roommate. Give tests. \nStart a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getting. \nRead nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3? No, 5! No.......") \nSwitch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. \nTwitch a lot. \nPretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. \nSteal a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. \nBecome a subgenius. \nInject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. \nLearn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. \nSpeak in tongues. \nMove you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling. \nWalk and talk backwards. \nSpend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them. \nSpend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." \nRecite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man, "Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. \nKill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). \nChain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. \nGet a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are. \nAsk your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks." \nFake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened. \nEat glass. \nSmoke ball-point pens. \nSmile. All the time. \nBurn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously. \nHide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you. \nLeave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances. \nShoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly. \nDye all your underwear lime green. \nBye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet. \nHide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it. \nRemove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due). \nWhenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks. \nArray thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them. \nPaint your half of the room black. Or paisley. \nWhenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative. \nShave one eyebrow. \nPut your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes
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SLAP HIM!!! us guys have no right to do that. Even if i think a chick looks nasty as hell i dont say it. That is rude. wheres he live ill teach him manners, and scare him to death. Someone should kick his ass. Sorry for the laungage.\nJake s
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Honey, DUMP that loser.  \n\nYou don't deserve that crap.  He thinks you'll just take it, but that's abuse.  If you're that bad, what is he doing with you?  \n\nHe just feels so insecure that he is putting you down.  This is NOT your problem.  Get rid of that dork!
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You say you have no choice but to put up with him, so I say:Find out every flaw he has. Correct him at every turn,show him up, make him feel persecuted, rub his nose in it like a puppy.He'll either get the message and move on to another unsuspecting soul, or kill you.
742535
tell your coworker he's an idiot and needs to watch more ufc.  you can see bones popping, blood everywhere (and when the doctor wipes away the blood you see the huge gash).  tell him to watch any chuck liddell fight and then try to say he's not hitting that hard.\n\ni don't mean to sound like a jerk, you were right for defending the sport.
1132527
First of all, I am sorry to hear about your troubles.  It reminds me of some of the knuckleheads I have dealt with over the years.  Maybe this might help:\n\nDon't just call the instructor, go down in person.  But don't go alone.  Go with someone who has a vested interest in you, ie. spouse, bf/gf, parent, bro/sis, co-worker, best friend, etc.  Don't go in looking for a fight or an argument.  You should know by now that martial artists are by necessity high-strung people.  He may just be looking for a fight, literally.\n\nGo in calm stating exactly what you want, either your certificate of acheivement or a refund.  Calmly tell him that if you don't get satisfaction you will be calling your lawyer.  If it comes to that, first call the president of the association and set up an appointment to meet him.  Calmly tell him (or her) when you see him what has been happening.  If he says he can't help you, tell him you are going to be reporting him, the association and the instructor in question to the Better Business Bureau.\n\nAt that point, follow through with what you said you would do.  Report them, call your lawyer, and have him or her serve them papers.  There may be anything from bad business practices to discrimination involved.  Write a letter to the editor in the local newspaper informing the public of this problem.  There may be others who have been mistreated by the same person(s).\n\nJust try to remain honest to yourself while everything is going on.  Take care of what you need to take care of, and let the rest get taken care of for you.  Remember, that what comes around goes around.  Just try to accomplish what you originally want.  Nothing more.  That's the key to letting Karma take care of everything else.\n\nGood luck to you.\nVT
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I used to fight, but now I just hang out and watch fights.  I was simi-pro for 4 years and during that period, I never lost a fight.  The first advise I would give you is;  This piss me off thing needs to go, as this will get your a*s kicked good!!!  You must be in to it mentally as well, as physically.  I used to love it when someone lost their temper with me.  I wanted them to loose it, and charge me like some bull.  That is when I would knock their a*s out.  DO NOT ever think you fight better when you get mad.  That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.  Set you off?  Are you kidding me?  You'll get your a*s knocked out in a hurry!  If you wish to hit hard, then you must work with a bag.  One of those big swinging bags.  The small bag is for getting your speed up as in speed bag.  The heavy weight of the big bag helps you to learn to move weight with your punch without breaking your wrist.  This is why one tapes their wrists up before a fight.  When fighting, you must try to punch through the object you are hitting.  What I mean by that is; to step into your punchs, and put you weight into the punch.  The idea is to send your punch through the object you are hitting, and using your weight to push it through.  It's kind of like driving a nail with a hammer.  You can either bang at the nail, or you can let the weight of the hammer drive the nail for you.  It takes much practice to unserstand what I'm talking about, and punching something as practice to perfect the punch.  When fighting, you can tell where a hard punch is coming from, by watching the weight shift to that foot as the punch is being thrown.  I used to pay close attention to the other boxers feet.  This way I knew where and how hard the puch was coming at me.  Throwing a knock out punch is different than jabbing to set up the punch.  Lets use a uppercut as an example; what you are trying to do is; pick the person up off the ground, but you are trying to lift all there weight with your punch.  You know that just the punch will not lift the person up without using your legs to get strength to pick them up with.  I could talk for days about this, but I'm not going to.  Just know that a mad (pissed off) person makes mistakes, and when you get into it with someone who has training, you cannot afford to act without thinking.  The best thing you can do sometimes is let the fight come to you, and act accordingly.  You must assume the person you are fighting is going to kick your a*s, and you are there to defend yourself from getting knocked out.  Always assume the other person is better, until they prove it different.  The very person that's going to teach you a lesson, is the person you most think you can beat.  You will see what I mean.  You can't beat someone if your eyes have been beat shut.  The best thing to do is; fight defensively, never get head strong, or loose your cool.  You may think you fight better when you are pissed off, but that will get your head ripped off your body, believe me!  By the way, my neece fights professionally.  She fights out of a Gym in Columbia SC, and has fought Layla Ali before.  Layla knocked her a*s out, and I think that was because she was over confident, and had no respect for Layla.  I told her, she must change the way she fought in order to beat someone better than her.  She didn't listen, and got knocked out.  Now she is training her behind off and trying to get another shot a Layla.  If you are serious about training and becoming a boxer, then learn some skills, and train even harder than you think you can.  Running down the road a 4:00 am doesn't win fights, but it does get you in shape to go the distance.  I hope I have been some help to you.  Good Luck!!!
676721
Just.. well, dance and flirt.  If that's all you want, be ready to shut him down when he gets worked up.
437241
Just tell him "I don't swing that way" and hope he gets the messasge. If he persists, be firm, tell him he's barking up the wrong tree. If he keeps on, punch him. If women could beat up men who do this to them, they would be punching out men all the time. It's the same thing, an unwanted advance.
851568
GET A FACE MASK AND KNUCKLE DUSTERS.....START WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE BALLS....ALL HIS PUNCHES WILL BE SOFTER THEN
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I'd talk to the guy you tapped and clear the air there first.  Be humble and apologize.  Tell him that you didn't feel the tap, and make sure he's okay.  Potentially, you're going to be training with this guy for a long time... maybe years.  It's very possible that he did tap and you didn't notice.  When your adrenaline gets going, particular when you're new, you can get excited and crank on a submission a little too much.  I'm not saying you did... I'm just saying it's possible.  \n\nI wouldn't worry about the rest.  Just do your best and listen to your instructors.  Try to apply what you learn and get better.