How angry would you be if I threw ice-nine on your cat?
492603
Very angry -- but not for long, I suspect.\n\nFOLLOWUP:  Interesting social experiment.  Surprising how many people have reacted angrily without even bothering to wonder what ice-nine is.  A smaller but still statistically significant number asked what it was, but it doesn't appear that any of them have bothered to actually find out.  Only two people seem to know about ice-nine, and yet still reacted angrily.\n\nShall I let the cat out of the bag?
1028388
I would beat a mothafu*kers azz to the white meat, if he f*ck'd with me, my lady, my fam', and dog!!!\n\nI whoop that azz!
238641
Depends if your mad @ her or not.
131976
If you are a cat asking this question, "just being curious" should do it....\n\nLet us assume I met you in real life after you asked this stupid question......Iwould obviously KICK you right in the balls,so hard that the  stage would be set as below\nStage I: Surprise\nStage II: Cry out\nStage III: Anguish\nStage IV: womans voice\nStage V: death\n\nCan you upstage that???
158996
er...proud?..proud of what?..I would be embarrased and very angry..
546322
Well, I just lifted up my poodle skirt and put my cigarette out on my nutsac, which caused me to wince in pain, which knocked the Minnie Pearl hat off of my head, causing it to land in the baby pool full of barbecue sauce and mule vomit that I'm sitting in, therby ruining it.  Now, the creatures that live inside my index fingers are pissed, because they bought me the hat as a gift in exchange for raping the corpse of Mama Cass with a carrot.  Now, I'll have to take a big dump on a wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese in the local delicatessen and wipe my a** on an albino warlock's dentures to appease them.   \nSo to answer your question, no, I don't feel like a psycho.   \nI have to go now because there is a milksnake at my left breast and my cat is gnawing at my foreskin.
215072
No. I would roundhouse kick them in the face and take it back.
546755
thats frickin great!!! rape the cat!roflmao and bumping my head!   and the sausage one...now thats funny!!!
795980
i would kick his lazy azz
1067631
throw it out a window! it will release anger!
467473
Play games and release my anger! RAUUGH!
560220
why? was that your cat? im so sorry
728022
grossssss.  maybe my cat would eat it.  Maybe I'd just think it was a small snowball. AGain, how do you think this crap up.  lol.
1042605
same as you...Cat Scratch Fever, of course!!
166478
Straight up tell them.."I'm mad at you"
1180811
i would say " I HATE YOU YOU F**KING BASTARD!\nYOU NEED TO DIE!" then i would shoot him.
287513
Roundhouse kick you in the face.\nTwice.