Should someone get their friend an old fashioned toilet?
488054
You mean the kind with the string from the ceiling that you pull down? I guess it all depends on the person and what they like. I for one would find that to be a very awesome gift. But hopefully you know this person well enough to know whether or not they would like it.
646846
Ask them if they want a poo sandwich
442684
Good grief! If this is the extent of problems in your life...can we trade? LOL.\n\nYou can't restrict his/her "amount" of toilet paper; it will make you look like a micro-manager at best and a Nazi at worst. Here's what you do: make him/her buy ALL the toilet paper. If you trade on this by buying/doing something else, then it'll work out perfectly fine. For example, buy the toothpaste. Both items are incredibly cheap (here in Canada, they are, anyway) and no one can possibly complain since your roommate cannot blame anyone but him/herself for the relatively high cost of using tons of toilet paper. \n\nYou really can't afford to make a big deal out of this, since it's completely trivial. And if you've got some sort of environmental complaint, zip it. Leave it be and get on with your fabulous lives!
710354
go with the long time friend
26348
I'm a 21 year old male so let me try to help you out.\n\nFirst off the 20's is a broad range, if I'm 29 I'm going to want something different than when I was 21.  Also, depends on who the gift is for.  If my girlfriend gets me a shower curtain I'm going to say, wtf?  If my mom did, well hey, she understands that I'm 21 and I need stuff for my place.\n\nThat brings me to this...  I'm 21 and I just started living on my own in the last 2 years or so.  I'm still building my little "empire" or apartment if you will with lots of goodies and so forth.  Maybe some DVDs or even that shower curtain if you their his bathroom could use a facelift.  \n\nI'll be commissioning in the Army in May so my dad is buying me my first pair of ACUs while my mom said she is leaning more toward something that will benefit me in life...  Ummm maybe that George Foreman Grill I've been wanting?  lol\n\nHopefully that shed some light for you.  Answer your question?  Leave some credit!  :-)
790031
Depending on how you are getting around, you will probably use a bedside commode (aka. potty chair) or a bedpan.  YOu might not feel like going all of the way to the toilet the first few days.  But , they shouldn't make you use a diaper for that, that wouldn't be right and I would complain if they did.
1003655
Try installing a buffing wheel next to the toilet. You might find it has other uses, too...
217179
Doesn't seem like the most decent thing to put your friend through.  I'm sure it would create ackwardness and tension in the friendship, so I wouldn't suggest it.
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Go ahead, use force and then they can sue your friend, and then he won't be your friend any more. \n\nAre they really trashy, or just poor?  If they pay their rent, then not having furniture or hanging blankets in windows is not an indicator of trashiness.\n\nHow about this?  Does he keep the plumbing up? Does he flake out and pass the water bill over to his tenants even though there's only one meter and originally he was going to cover this by charging $50 extra per month in the rent?  Now the upstairs is still owed 50% of the water bill by the downstairs?  Does he refuse to get the upstairs people a mailbox?  Does he move marijuana smoking punkers downstairs that are up till three a.m. playing their music and then yelling at the normal people for being awake in the daytime?  Does he care to fix a dishwasher which is leaking into the downstairs apt, which he promised to fix on day one, along with the tub plumbing that's starting to make a huge spot on the ceiling downstairs?  It's the only bathroom, are the renters supposed to not bath indefinately while paying twice the rent of comparable units in the are? Does he insist the upstairs people take care of the gardening, without covering the cost of gardening tools?  Does he refuse to put in writing that there is a refund for the person who is paying 100% of the water bill for both apartments and covering the gardening efforts with her kids?  Did he offer to sell the entire house to both tenants before they even signed a rental lease and cause the one downstairs to go into fuedal mode because of this?  Could the fact he's not fixing anything be because he wants to sell the house right away and never intended to be a real landlord.  If your friend is anything like this, then HE is a slumlord. You're both more trashy than the people you want to kick out.
585734
No. If you are dyslexic and have the used toilet paper in in one hand and the chocolate in the other it could end up being a crappy deal for you.
493190
turn him upside down and use him to clean out the toilet
117368
if a store wont let you , have an older friend get them for you
714277
If it is expired then throw it out.  It would no longer be effective in helping you if you were to take it for something.  Flush them down the toilet.
489845
This one is absolutely wonderful. Take clear plastic wrap and open the toilet lid stretch it across the toilet and get all the wrinkles out and put the lid down. When your house mate goes to pee they will get a nice warm bath on there backside and that will be followed by a few choice words for you. While they are in the bathroom take more plastic wrap and stretch it across the doorway to the bathroom at face height and tape it up nice and tight. If you talk to your friend while they are in there mention the big A.S.S. spider you just saw run out from under the bathroom door. This sets the subliminal spider message and when they walk out and get a face full of plastic they will only think giant A.S.S. spider and freak like totally out and run over stuff trying to get the plastic off there face.\nGood Luck!!
832335
Well you could make her a fun surprise, first get a really useless or hilarious cheap gift and stay serious about it, let's say a used toothbrush. Then for the real gift i can't really help you because i don't know your friend, you are the ones friends with her so you know her better then any strangers here. I'd say a cd, or a necklace. Even if the real gift isn't great, she will just be happy she got something else then a used toothbrush.
1024454
That's horrible.\n\nIf they were extremely old or mentally impaired, just clean it up and rememebr someday you might need help.\n\nOtherwise, hand them the tub and tile cleaner and a sponge and kick them in the booty towards the bathroom.
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that's nice of you to do that. are you sure your friend won't mind a suprise ? some people don't care for them.\nfor a unique idea, have it someplace your friend will never ever think of. just have all her friends there and she'll be happy. like you could do it in bar and then when you bring her you could be all like, "just wait here for a second i have to pick up something" and leave her in the car and then come back and say "hey can you help me carry this?" and she comes in and everyones there ready to party !