How should my sister teach her daughter to stop farting at the dinner table?
480502
By explaining it is inappropriate and if she does it again she will be sent away from the table to eat somewhere by herself. If she does, then she should be removed from the social situation and have to eat her dinner by herself somewhere. Most likely she is only doing it for the attention, so if she can't get it, she'll stop.
186488
Control yourself and discipline your sister. If your sister insist having ___ with you, consult her to a psychiatrist or tell your parents.
677028
Well Fart Man :) you might lay off the simple carbohydrates for starters. That can really give you gas. \n\nIf you feel one coming on you should excuse yourself and go into another room with a door to shut. Shut the door... fart...  come out and then BE SURE to close the door behind you! :) Air yourself out then return to her. \n\nNo one like smelling other peoples farts so I hope you are in shape so you can move when you need to. I really don't think it would be fare if further down the road you started getting put off and even possibly angry at her for you needing to get up to keep her breath space unpolluted. \n\nMaybe you could take charcoal tablets and reduce or eliminate simple carbs. \n\nI did see this guy on that Inventors show that had invented a FART PAD that one places in the underpants to absorb the odor. I thought it was a great invention... The judges just laughed at his invention...The judges seemed pretty immature.  What a shame. That guy might have them on the Internet though. I forgot what he called them. \n\nGood luck!
469933
Push AWAY from the table--instead of two have only one.Exercise!!!Don't eat so much!! EXERCISE!!!!
1004617
man up and say your sorry.  don't teach your little sister to accept less and don't let your little brother think it's okay to talk mean to people and not say I'm sorry.  YOu are their role model
215698
go through one ear and out the other!\none way to make her stop is tell her she's right[it's not fun to nag when someone believes you're right!]
673986
Hey I have an idea.  If that works, you should fart in a coffee can and mail it to me, Ill open it and see if it still smells.  If that works you can share your farts with people all over the world and not just your friends. We could even sell it on eBay, but I would have to get some money cuz I though of the idea.\n\nShe might want to try washing her bellybutton once in a while because I never heard of that problem.
833769
You definitely have one of those situations that requires you slap your self in the face immediately!\n\nYour problem reminds me of a saying: "You can't drown in a puddle if you just stand up"\n\nThe reason you haven't said anything up to this point is, you don't want to embarrass your sister (you said it).\n\nThe insanity is: Your letting your sister get away with being rude in order that she doesn't get embarrassed!\nDo you see where I'm going here?\n\nYour sister brought a problem into your home and is making it yours.\n\nYour option is clear, take your sister into the bedroom in private and tell her the truth and, she has two choices only. One: Tell her friend it's time to go. Two: Your sister and her friend need to go.
674201
pour red die in the toilet and tell them you are bleeding from your butt, put mealworms in the corn flakes, dip their toothbrush in the toilet, put exlax in their brownies, for your sister or mom adjust the scale so it says they weight 20 pounds more than they really weigh, call the cops and tell them your parents are drug dealers, take a door wedge and put it in front of their bedroom door and the set the fire alarm off by spraying it with deoderant, drop on the floor and pretend to have a seizure, take mud and rub it in your sisters dirty underpants and tell your parents she had an accident, tell your parents you got a girl pregnant, pour vinegar in their mouthwash, tell your sister santa clause is mad at her and wont bring her anymore gifts unless she gives you her money and candy, when any of your family members are in the shower take all their clothes and towels and put them in the front yard, set up a video camera to the internet to broadcast you parents getting ready in the morning, if you go camping spread peanut butter around to draw bears, I could go on all day but this should give you some variety to choose from.
215904
Try to avoid talking very much. DEFINATELY avoid shouting, screaming and singing - Make sure you don't need to shout by moving close to the people you're talking to, turning off the TV/radio/stereo when you're talking so you don't need to raise your voice. Move away from noisy machinery (such as washing machines). \n\nUse an alternative way of getting people's attention such as waving, putting your hand up, clapping, whistling or touching them, instead of calling out to them. \n\nDrink lots of water - tepid water is best. Avoid drinking very hot or cold drinks. Avoid drinks containing cafeine and alcohol. \n\nDon't smoke (probably dosen't apply to your daughter!) and try to avoid being in places where other people are smoking.\n\nTry to make sure the air in your home is not too dry (this can happen if you have central heating or air conditioning). Consider putting a bowl of water near heat sources.\n\nInhaling steam can be useful.\n\nSuck boiled sweets because these encourage saliva to flow and keep your throat moist (but also think about your teeth!)\n\nFor Thursday: If her throat is sore, just before her performance, your daughter might find it helpful to suck a throat lozenge that contains a mild local anasthetic (in the UK one brand is "Decquacaine", I'm not sure if they're available in other countries, might have another name). But CAUTION: Normally, you shouldn't let your daughter suck the lozenges because they will dull the pain and that will encourage her to over-use her voice.
804737
Tell Her You'll Give Her 2 Pounds Of Candy If She Can Stay Quiet For 2 Hours. Worked With My Little Brother. Then Don't Give Her The Candy,Say "I Never Said That!"
804681
Why can't you still be close to your parents without dealing with your sister.  If your sister is at your parents' house, then just don't go over there.  If she comes over while you are there, then pack up your kids and leave.  If her oldest child is mean to your youngest child, grab her oldest child and tell her to stop.  You're sister and her kids will only do what you let them get away with.  You can't change how your sister behaves or how she raises her children, but you don't need to let her stress you out either.  And nobody is forcing you to spend time around her.  If you want to spend time with your parents, do it when your sister isn't there.
545397
first start by telling her nice things like what did you do to your hair it looks different or you look nice today, or any other nice comments, also do all the chores without being asked like to dishes, laundry,cutting the grass, cleaning your room then after all that you can ask her to go to a party that ends at 100 in the morning and when she says no then ask if you can in at 1200 instead of 100 and if she still says no then don't worry your not the only one that is not being allowed to stay out late and its not the end of the world and when the next party is on then start this a few days in advance believe me it works my daughter does it to me all the time but she thinks that i don't know but hey my house gets a good cleaning
1134183
tell them to stop\nand then tell the story at your next dinner party
601685
Just tell her it's annoying when she does that and that it's a nasty habit.  Tell her she's getting all kinds of bacteria from her feet into her mouth.
233000
1. Make a distration\n2. Close you're @$$ cheeks together \n3. Yell while farting\n4. Balme it on the teacher\n5. Fart in a direction and blame it on someone else
460089
well just tell your $%$$##%%^ sister in law to go &&^%$#$@#@## and %%#$##$%^ and *((*%^##@@ ---that should do it!