what depraved acts what you pursue if you had lyndsy lohan in your hotel and she was down?
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i'll change her clothes, put a cushion under her head and sing a lulluby to put her to sleep.
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I've had sex with a lot of them.  Unfortunately, i was alone at the time, or humping my girl and using my imagination.  Would have been better if it was actually the celebrity, though.
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lindsay lohan...i really hate her...sorry...
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Fall down and act dead.  Then let him give you mouth to mouth.
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Haha, well she would only do it if there were cameras watching. I have a hard time believing that anybody is THAT evil, her whole career is based on shock value.
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sweet girl in public...but I want her to be the dirtiest,wildest,sluttiest,freakin kinkiest whore on the planet when we're alone on a beach,in the car,on the kitchen table,at a park,hot tub or just under the stars at night...and only with me!
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Dress  up like a hooker and meet him at a bar.....And take it from there!!!! I did.....
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Simple, aint it?\n\nFind sumone who's into the same kind of depravity that you're into---and have a go.\n\nPick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.
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try the dumpster in the alley you sick perv
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i dont know, but if your gonna give her a beat down, i want video. p.s. throw in some jello.
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Why are you going to stalk her and make her life a living Hell like so many other fans do?
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i would take her at her word.  she would be a tease-one of the worst things for a man.
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i would probly be drunk to do anything i would \nlick her puss*y or lick her as*s!!!\n             funny but true  it happened once or twice!!! im a lesbian
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what if I was that chick?  um I would be sooo very embarassed!  Sometimes though...something like that couldn't be helped I guess the poor woman.  I would have bailed out too! I would have paid for the sretilization of the hot tub though.
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Move on and let her be an escort!
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If she is not your direct report, tell her to stick it in her butt.  If she is, kill her with kindness and play every dirty trick you can on her behind her back.
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I thought she would try to go low profile for awhile, since she seemed so distraught over all of the media attention to her marriage.  But then she goes to Vegas with Paris Hilton and takes off her pants in the club.  What was she thinking?  Amazingly, someone gave her a skirt to put on.  If that had been a non-celebrity, we would have been ejected from the club and probably arrested.  She needs to be careful about doing crazy stuff like that, especially since that golddigger is trying to get her kids.  Hmmmm, funny he never tried to get custody of his other kids.  But I hope she doesn't rush into anything and finds true love down the road.