How to punk"d Ashton Kutcher  Or what is the best way to punk'd him back? Any idea?
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Stage a meeting with him and MTV executives, who tell him he is just too careless, sloppy and ugly for the job these days and have them quiz him on why he should keep the job and then fire him anyway. Then Hahahaha! Punk'd! It'd be great!
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GET A FACE MASK AND KNUCKLE DUSTERS.....START WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE BALLS....ALL HIS PUNCHES WILL BE SOFTER THEN
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talk to the guy...if the guy acts like a jack@$$ beat his @$$
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Dye your hair orange and get a perm.  Then put on a bunch of white mime makeup and a big orange ball for your nose.  Then go to a theater props store and rent a clown suit.  Wear it.  He should notice you then.  If that doesn't work, try the cartwheel thing as mentioned in the above post.
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HE DID WHAT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF HE DID I AM GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!!!! (speaking of ppl going blonde, has anyone else seen the pix of joe and pete from fob when they were blonde? pete looked totally different, but it looked cute on joe.)
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Hi McKenna, \n\nHere are some come backs and tactics that will leave them standing with mouths hanging open. \n\nA good tactic is to throw a complete reversal, change the subject, insult them and leave them stunned and you win. \n\nI am assuming these are girls you are dealing with, but some will work either way. \n\nFollowing are switch tactics: \n\nWhen you get the yo mama thing, just ignore what they said, and look them over very carefully, and say:\n\n"That's a nice outfit, too bad they didn't have your size".\n\nIf the person doing the insulting is shorter than you, use this one:\n\n"Excuse me, are you standing in a hole"?\n\nIf the person is bigger, try this. \n\nJust stare at their feet, shake your head and say:\n\n"With feet that big . . . .Mike Tyson couldn't knock you down". or \n\n" Hey, I like your Goodwill Slides" (Referring to shoes).\n\nIf you ever feel threatened with physical contact, email me, and I will share with you some self defense moves that will make you undefeatable. You only have to use it one time, and then no one will mess with you ever again. \n\nIf I were there, I would offer my services in being your protector. \n\nGo get em tiger, and have a nice day, and enjoy your life. \n  \nDarryl S.
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Don't get him back "half" ... but if you "have" to get him back, put something goopy in his shoes or the pockets of his jacket :)
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Just one move kill all the guys around me. And clear the stage. But i don't know how to get that move.\n\nOther than that i like Jump Kicks.
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How about just coming up with an original style of your own and not ripping off other people's styles?  That right there is punk as f*ck.\n\nI hate people who think they have to dress or act a certain way just because they prefer a certain genre of music.  Do me a favor, go to a punk show dressed completely in urban clothes (roca, phat pharm, whatever is trendy in urban clothing)... that too would be punk as f*ck.
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How do you make Batman the dude of the week? \nHe has a lot of great questions, however I am not sure if he really knows or plainly does not really know anything about his questions.\nPlus, he keeps changing his name.\nMaybe I will agree with you to make him the dude of the week. Hey, what about Cranky Old Goat?\n\nBy the way, what's with the girl before me?
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I think you have to realize the most quality people aren't going to be hanging around parking lots late at night.\n\nThis is indeed frustrating, and I can understand your anger, I would feel the same way.\n\nIt's difficult to say, for if you called the police, 1. would they show up in time? and 2. would the guy know it was you (since you were clearly the only one around to witness this late at night) who reported him and seek revenge?\n\nI think the best way to deal with it is to try your best to get rid of the stain.  I'd try Johnny Kat kitty litter, it is known by auto mechanics as a great way to get rid of oil spills on concrete, because it has a higher absorbency capacity than concrete.  Also try Kaboom or OxyClean, which are both good at removing organic stains.  Then there's the more expensive UrineGone (this is a real product) which is specifically to remove urine stains almost anywhere.\n\nHe probably doesn't live around there, or he'd use his own toilet.  My bet is he was drunk, further reason not to mess with him in the middle of the night without expecting some retaliation.  It stinks you had to deal with this.  If I could plan ahead for the next episode of this, I'd try hosing him down with a water hose.  It will jar him enough to stop what he's doing, plus start the cleaning process already.  Also, it's not illegal, but annoying.  Good luck!
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AMEN sista AMEN! I just saw him last month in the Tyler Perry's play "What's Done In the Dark". And I must say that brotha man knocked everyone in the theatre off their feet. He's a beautiful specimen of a man!
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NO?!?! DX sucks big time! Two ancient guys who should have quitted when they started. Come on, who wants to see middle aged and nearly middle aged guys doing freshman/juvenile pranks? Thats not cool anymore, it is just like seeing my dad performing those pranks on his boss. DX should quite because they are degenerated.\n\nHave a nice day!
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Karma! Move outta that darned trailer park! Otherwise, I would go 1 of 2 ways:\n1. I would agree with 'themom', and 'nice her to death'...\nor\n2. Hop into your duds, you know, the cut offs with fringe, the halter with the muffin hangin over the tops of the cutoffs, bare foot, blue eyeshadow,liberal amounts of dirt on and in between toes, dyed blonde wig, ultra frizzy  with black roots showing, (cuz X-Tina got away with it, and so can you!) cigarette in hand, baby on hip, diet coke (with Jack) in hand...and walk over with some store bought muffins and say,"Hi, mah names Karma, this here is little Joe..he ain't Cooters, the oldest one is, but this here one i got knocked up with when we was goin through a rough patch and i woke up at the Bandito club house and well, 9 months later...here's Lil' Joe! Anyways, I wuz lookin ta be kindly and neighborly to ya, since you already done pissed me and Cooter off, so here's a peace offerin (thrust badly smooshed muffins into her arms and enjoy the look of horror on her face).."i know you think yer better than us, but we is good nay-bors, i jest wanna git along." Turn on your dirty little foot and head home. Scour 'paint' off face, toss wig, wash feet,burn clothing, pray over child....Hopefully, you will have frightened her to the  point where she will never annoy you again!
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do something original . i remember a movie where he asked her by draging a billboard behind a plane. it was funny and so cool !
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Brittany - You've got your spawn, now dump Kevin's freeloadin, dirty wifebeater wearin, pants saggin like he's black wearin, wack lyric spittin wanna be pimp azz and let Shar have him.\n\nWhitney - You used to be the shiznit, now you're look just like the fiends that I pray don't ask me for ten cents at the stop light. Why'd ya do it, Whitney?  Now, when I hear "I have nothing", it sounds like a crackhead beggin her dealer for a free hit. "I don't wanna have to look very much further.."lol\n\nMichael, Pedophile if ya nasty! - The only thing that can help him now is if he went blind and moved to midget land where he can THINK he's molesting young boys.\n\nBrad - You done messed up now! You let this crazy biatch put the hoodoo on yo azz and now you'll be vacationing in third world countries picking flies off your caviar.\n\nKatie - You done messed up now! You had a baby with this crazy azz dude who thinks he's a reincarnated smart guy and read a couple books while in the lobby waiting for his pysch appointment at the Scientology Celebrity Center so know he thinks he's a friggin expert. AAARGGG! Just kill yourself now!\n\nMichelle - Strange things happen on the set of gay cowboy romance sets. Like instant proposals and pregnancies to divert attention away from those all to real steamy, gooey hot kisses between Heath and Jake OFF CAMERA!\n\nHeather - Beat the shiznit out of the skank biatch. Who the hell does she think she is sniffin your leftovers.
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Poor Mr Sniff.\nIf You love him you will just tell him that he looks like a muppet. Just let him know that you still love him but that is time that he had a new outfit. And to make he happy put his old jumper on Mr Snot, so he can see how bad it looked, and then he can take the pi*s out of him.