Have u ever gave someone a titty twister and got the crap slapped out of u?
491296
So, that was u last night.  I hope your face still hurts!
1112063
no never, but my friend did, the person had gotten huge straches on his face. and arms\nbut her nail broke xD
957005
OMG the funny memory this question dragged up!\nThere was this obnoxious guy that kept groping at my ex-bosses grand-daughter in the bar.  He could not take a hint.  Anyways, we were out with some friends of ours, one of whom was an off duty cop.  We escorted the pig and his friend out of the bar and I must have been feeling invincible with my cop friend and swung at the guy hitting him square in the face.  I dont know who was more shocked, me, him or our friends.  Anyways, his friend was dragging him away as my friends were holding me back.  I can't imagine what on earth possessed me to hit the guy (rum maybe???) but I am glad everyone else had enough sense to let it stop there.
857036
My mom did it to me and now I'm a size 1.\nTry throwing it back at her and pick at her flaws.
135694
puke all over his face while riding on top..........it was embarassing then but its real funny now coz he cheated on me hahahahaha
777373
no but my mate sent me one insted of his girlfriend\nsomething along the lines of:\nwhen i get home im ginna rip your undies off and **** your ***** til u *** then then your gonna **** my ****,then im gonna **** u in all 3 ***** then *** all over your sexy ****\ni sent a text back saying not tonite i got a headache
596198
I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
175567
I used to sing professionally, and unfortunately sometimes men, when drunk get out of control. I was on stage and a man came up behind me and grabbed both of my breast. With out missing a beat of my song...I reached behind me and grabbed his testicles and twisted as hard as I could and brought him to his knees...Then the bouncers carried him off the stage and escorted him out the door.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
475923
Nope, but I have made my boyfriend wear one of my Victoria's Secret thongs. It was hilarious and he got laid afterwords for being a good sport. ^-^
325413
Ohhh...I have MANY. However, once while I was managing a photography studio in college, this woman came in to pick up her photos. The photog who took them was not the best, but she tried and the child being photographed was AWFUL, screaming the entire time. This woman stood in my studio screaming, literally at the top of her lungs, at me because the pictures weren't perfect. She seemed to be almost enjoying the humiliation and anger she was causing in me. I managed to somehow restrain myself and ended up giving her the entire package free just to get rid of her. Ick...\n\nAnother time, I had a woman who made me re-take an absolutely beautiful photo of her two month old daughter because her finger was pointed funny. LOL. Ohhh, and then there are those parents who tell their kids to smile or they will get their asses beat...\n\nOh, and then there is Xmas season...oye...I could go on and on and on...
869425
lol sorry im laughing at the female above me, i'd go with her bit the f*cker back
969616
YUCK!! the fist thing they do is squeeze ur boob!
704279
LOL, someone wants to punch you in the mouth and you thought it was generous of them. At least you have a great sense of humor. God bless
319072
Do you like your pus*sy slapped?
210887
fuc8 the hell out of her .... i cannot expext more than a slap ..