How can I get a fever by Friday?
482289
why do you need a fever by friday? what is it you want to avoid.  Stomach pains are easier to fake! or headaches are good too, noone can check if you actually have a headache or not!  Good luck with what ever you want to miss.
924191
May be a sign of fever?
97060
WELL ARE YOU COLD OR HOTT? IF YOUR COLD I WOULD COVER UP AND IF YOUR HOTT I WOULD NOT COVER UP SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS!!!!! FEVERS U SHOULD PROBABLY COVER UP AND BE SLEEPING AND TAKE MEDICINE!!!
482272
Hello from Scotland. Its midnight here. Pull a sicki!! What to do is from now on until the next hour and a half,dont talk to anyone at work and be very quiet.Go to the loo and stay in it for bout 10.b4 u come out of the loo,rub ur eyes a lot(put a little soap in ur eyes if u can bear it) and then go back to work.Ur buddies and boss at work will think u look ill with ur red eyes all watery.tell them u threw up and need to go home. Then have a great day when u get sent home sick!!!! Its worked for me and even the soap in the eyes was worth it!! lol
14324
stay home and get plenty of rest.Also cold medicines work....O.K.
367197
Are you sick? It could be a fever. I have had that happen to me.
701785
do it be tyme to get ill yet?
777379
First don't take any type of medications, unless you really need to lower you temp.  Medications just mask the fever and don't do anything to help your body get over the fever.  Your body raises its temperature for a reason and that is to fight off the infection, so a fever, I know it is uncomfortable, is actually a good thing for your body.\nSecond make sure you drink lots of orange juice and chicken noodle soup.  The orange juice serves two functions.  First it provides vitamin C which helps your immune system which builds white blood cells to fight the infection.  Second it helps flush your body of the infection when you actually go to the bathroom.  The chicken noodle soup helps in the same way, but I don't remember whats in it, but it has been shown to help the body recover quicker.
622026
go to a temp agency or fastfood
11192
Zinc tablets or pills and some good sleep :)\n\nCuts the common cold down by over 3 days :)
164653
feed a cold. starve a fever.
1112004
Drink lots and lots of fluids, juices are best.\nTake vitamin C and try to sweat, as much as possible.\nIf you do what I recommend, your cold will be gone in 7 days.\nIf you do absolutely nothing, your cold will be gone in a week.\nGood Luck and Feel Better
648651
No one can diagnose you without a physical exam and possibly some testing.  Please call your doctor first thing in the morning and make an  appointment.  Until then, take tylenol  or ibuprofen for the fever in addition to drinking a lot of fluids.
109559
the best home remedy for fevers is tylenol. i just had that flu just so you know right as you start to feel like its over, its going to mutate into a stomach bug. but the best remedy for what your feeling right now go to the drugstore, buy robitussin (not the store brand) and tylenol (not the store brand) take the maximum dose of the tussin which is about 3.5 tablespoons with two 650 mg tylenol pills. that will take care of your fever and aching and probably knock your a ss out.
351621
jab yourself in the eye with a pencil.. just kidding.. but seriously.. if u are sick then just say so.. and tell what is wrong with u.. of course this does not mean u get to eat nachos and watch porn all day.. that is my job.. just rest and take it easy and u will be better in a jiffy
851944
Drink lots of water all the time.\nDrink orange juice.\nGargle with warm salt water.\nSuck on menthol drops.\nDrink a hot toddy at night.\nExercise & breathe deeply.\nBreathe fresh air.\nStay away from sick people.
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drink lots and lots and lots and lots of water, and then eat a lot and make yourself puke.. it works everytime for me,within one day actually