Ineed to know howq to clean my system of marijauna, i smoked for the first and dont like it how do i clean me?
478988
Considering that you have never smoked it before, you will not register on a drug test after 24 hours (probably less).\n\nThose "cleansing products"?  Crap.  They are diuretics.  They simply make you urinate.  They do not magically bind to the marijuana by-products.  All you need to do is simply drink the 64 fluid ounces you are normally supposed to drink for good health.  If you want, a little aerobic exercise to burn fat might help a tad too.\n\nBut really, you don't need to worry.  \n\nWhat I would recommend, just to make yourself feel better... is to buy one of those over the counter marijuana tests from a local drugstore.  Test yourself in th privacy of your own home.  You'll register negative after 24 hours.
1100930
THC is stored in your fat cells and the only thing to get rid of it is time.  The length of time can vary depending on your usage but usually 4-6 weeks of non usage will get you clean.
324560
the best way to get marijuana out of your system is to constantly drink water. Most drug tests test your urine for samples of it. Once it is all out, there is none to be found. Technically though, marijuana can be found in your hair follicles for up to years.
1125307
Don't buy any of those products that claim to do that. Water and eating right is the only way to cleanse stuff from your body that you put there in the first place.\n\nYou need to take a drug test. That is the only reason people try these things. You still have to wait the 3 to 6 weeks for the drugs to pass from your system.
1161620
start smoking ganja :-)
788331
i was in the same situation as you. i smoked 2 days prior to the mouth swab and still passed.  jus make sure that you get as little saliva on the swab as possible... maybe eat/drink somthing before hand.  I'm not a chronic smoker (sorry for the pun), but i do it once in a while... \n\n"In a study using RIA (Radioimmunoassay) test, cannabinoids were detected in saliva 4 to 10 hours after subjects smoked a single marijuana joint."\n\nYou Should be fine... Good Luck.\n\n-CAP
242280
Well you must be in the freak out stage of it!  Just relax it all depends on the type that you smoke.  If it is ragweed you don't have to worry it will be soon.  If is top of the line just sit down for at least a hour or more.  Now that is just the effects that you notice.  It stays in your system for 30 days.  Juat enjoy it and don't worry just relax
1063202
there is no quick way to get marijuana out of your system. all you can do is wait and let nature do the rest. marijuana enters the lungs, then is absorbed into the blood stream. however, a friend of mine had this same problem and he drank plenty of cranberry juice and even some vinigar. he took a drug test and there was no signs of marijuana anywhere.
745287
It would probably hurt my feelings, but I understand where you are coming from.  My dad smokes and I HATED always smelling like smoke.  It didn't seem fair to me and it made me feel dirty.  My hair, my clothes, my whole house and all my things always smelled like smoke.  Thankfully, I finally moved out of my dad's house and I'm living where no one smokes.  But, since you cannot help that you smell like smoke, don't take it too personally.  Just change into some clean clothes, and wash your hair before going out with people.  That's about all you can do.\n\nJ
554494
usually smoked out of glass pipe or a metal pipe (like a stereo antenna) filtered with a piece of brillo pad. PLEASE IF YOUR REALLY CONCERNED GET HELP NOW DON'T WAIT!!! good luck and GOD BLESS YOU
610519
Give it 4-8 weeks to be safe. To really speed it up and help flush out, try drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. Also, if you can get some Golden Seal or a multi-vitamin containing Golden Seal then that will help with the flushing out.\n\nYour absolute best way to go though is stop smoking the crap. Then it's guaranteed out of your body and you have no fear of getting caught and facing trouble.
656266
Don't use again!  I've been clean for 12 years...I'm still afraid there is something in my hair.  THC is stored in fat cells.  When I lost a lot of weight I was worried that the fat cells I was killing was releasing THC into my body so I wouldn't be able to pass a urine test.  I never did find out if that was true because I was afraid to ask the doctor.
202053
the THC could be in your system a month or more. depends on your system, how you eat, how much water you drink, all that stuff. \n\nbut it is VERY easy to flush your system. go to a head shop and buy a detox. they are costly but worth it if you need to be clean for a test. detox can be purchased as a liquid you drink alone or with additional water or you can get pills. follow directions carefully. that's not a time you want to guess how things work. \nif you want to be ultra-safe and you have enough time, buy some UA sticks and detox from e-bay. spend a week smoking and cleansing and see what works best for you.
214485
Washing or dry cleaning.  Airing them out won't get rid of the smell completely.  Fabreeze might help, but not 100%.  Smoke gets down in the fibers and instead of going away just turns stale.  Yuck.
661259
Okay. It all depends on how long ago and how often you smoke the ganja. If your a once and a while toker, it will take about 5-6 days to get out of your system by drinking a lot of water. If your a regular smoker (like me) it will take on average 30-60 days to get completely out of your system by drinking A LOT of water. There are also drinks, diets, and pills that you can take that will dehydrate you and clean all of the "impurities" out of your system. If you do decide to go that path, make sure you drink A LOT of water. Your hair will carry the THC in it until it completely grows out or you shave your head. All hair on your body will carry it. Your blood is almost the same as your urine, so as long as you drink a lot of water, you should be OKAY. Doesn't it suck that such an awesome plant is illegal? It's bull shit huh?
308448
just don't take any drug tests... depending on what your body fat % is.. weed can stay in your system for up to a year.
539540
Don't take tips don't slow down don't cut back just throw them a way and get a inexpensive hobbies like weight lifting or running and if you don't have the will power to just quit this may sound weird but only smoke when it is humid outside and rid all smoke smell from your home and possessions but it would be much better if you just quit after a week you will find the smell of smoke repulsive