The troll under my porch....?
478369
UV light,it turns them to stone.
855239
I hate trolls, too.  Do I win the prize?
864526
Troll Alert.  Fake not real.
1060275
What kind of clown would allow such sillyness? When was the last time you saw a home made out of trees? The leaves would die and rot away in weeks. I mean seriously, who would ask such a doltish question?
177986
I have only done it once...I don't know if the guy was joking around or serious. Whichever it was, it was just disgusting. It was a while back, and his question pertained to him doing child molesting. I'm sure I wasn't the only person who reported him, and I sure do hope the Yahoo! Answers team sent the police to knock on his door. Yuck...the freaks that are out there...
739526
Tell him that your apartment is actually haunted.  Previous owner were killed and has since appeared, throwing things around the house etc..
1177950
be careful with the little ones on this site dirty male 27 has just set up camp there known as conspiracy alert just thought the heads up on where he is at the moment might help try explaining in brief about this person and what he may be trying to do maybe i don't know kids these days are so strong minded though it's hard to pull them away once they dig there heels in
299149
sounds like a roofer did a bad job and looking for a scapegoat. I doubt that a squirrels bladder is big enough to hold enough pee to stain a ceiling unless they keep going in the same spot which I doubt
888849
So you're the TROLL that's been reporting innocent people.  Of course we know you.\n\nThey wrote an article/blog about you:\n\n\nhttp://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-d8pH0dcoRKeB12yOcnUQp.9VCFos?p=14485
1128123
You again? Started up another troll posting with a troll log-on name? Once again, you are too p u s s y to claim this work as your own.\n\nWhat's the matter? You don't like cops because they keep arresting you for breaking the law. I know, I know..that's harassment! Damn cops for arresting you. Why don't they go arrest someone else? \n\nBut I know, everything wrong that has happened in your life is everyone else's fault. You didn't have anything to do with it. "It wasn't me. It was the one armed man!!"  "These are my friend's pants. The drugs in the pocket aren't mine!"\n\nWhy don't you just man up and take credit for your f'd up life. You might have a chance to get off welfare.
651514
Get a map to his crib fo sure!!!  What is he doesn't show up? You gotta track his azz down!!! Get this done lady and move to a sunnier pasture!!!
820529
Call the police and report your neighbor!
755175
Well, you could spend money on a security system or maybe get to know some of your neighbors maybe they could help you.They might have ideas of who could be behind this.Are you sure this is random?Have you pissed somebody off?
705343
Well - let mav tell you.  There is a secret hole in the ground that only opens once a day, then all the trolls jump out like trap door spiders!!!  \nDon't let them drag you in their troll holes!! \nMav save her Purple Angel!
992663
Yes, it is!! Run, hide under the house!! Don't come out till it's over!!
1165124
Soon I hope....this man is a menace...a joke to the republican Party...stop him now!
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Dear Friend,\n\nSounds to me like you should be suing the Lane Bryant corporation!  They are sending that filth into your home knowing that it will be used to perpetrate this heinous act.  Also DEEEEEEEP pockets!\n\nYour Friend,\nFrancesois