how do you poop in your pants?
487011
Okay you asked for it. You know when you sit on the toilet to poo? well do that but in your pants. When you feel a mushy senstation and smell what you ate yesterday you know that you have succesfully pooped yourself.
578735
In their pants.\n\nNo lie!
1145349
Fiber, fiber, fiber! Either you get it in your diet or you use a supplement like Metamucil, FiberCon. Increase your water intake and exercise to get your bowels moving.
992814
yea,jump out of the cockpit.\npull the ripcord.\nsee the 60 plus size underwear take shape.\nglide toward earth while on the seat of your pants.\nhope the shit don't hit ya,on the way down!!!\n                God Bless
762217
-Take your craps naked, the smell won't get onto your clothes.\n-Review your eating habits...lessen the cheese, red meat, chips, beans \n- See a doctor and ask about gastronial intestinal problems\n- drink more water as it helps to flush the system\n- Avoid high caffene stuff like pop and coffee\n- Wear loser clothing around your stomach\n\n  Hope this helps....  :)\n\n PS... It is a normal average for everyone to fart approx 10-15 times a day.  HONEST...ask the doctor.
221393
Dunk your head in the toilet repeatedly lol
1054826
to get in pam andersons pants
331969
LOL, maybe your pants like diffuse the stink or even like absorb it and disperse it evenly throughout the day\n\nlol
525152
Ok.. how badly do you want to clean up?  Use any kind of paper type item available, like seat covers?  If there is no one around, duck into another stall?  You could always use your underwear and throw it in the trash and go "commando"?  I think that'd work better for a man, we women have small satiny panties..I can't see that working too well for us.
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
281618
you put 'em in, and pull 'em back out.\n\nProbably best to use lube...   LOL
491074
First step is to do some stretching exercises as you're going to need to be REALLY flexible.  \n\nImagine being able to bend over and insert your head into your own rectum until you have your entire body in up to your waste.  It's really quite a feat.  \n\nBeyond that, you're home because other than incessant pissing and moaning, there really isn't much else to being a liberal.
840846
just wearing pants............that drives me crazy
955540
tie a string to his favorite pants and cut the sides in two then so them with thin thread.\nHave a string waiting so when he walks away pull it and the thread comes undone.\nMake sure it's at a family ruinion or something like that.\n\nOr set a whoopie cushon on his chair and have a stink bomb so when he sits down it sounds like he farted and the stink bomb goes off so it stinks and then when he stands up to see the whoopie cushon out from on his chair.
465723
I do a pattern everytime. \n\n1. Wipe from Front to Back\n2. Wipe from Back to Front\n3. Wipe from Front to Back again.\n\nRepeat until toilet paper shows no poopy
574284
take a shower.thats what i do.usually takes care of it.swamp butt is where you kinda get greasy in the anal area.not from being nasty but just from having a busy day,things u may have eaten.illness.things like that.
1038499
Dear Lord!  This one is worse than "How do I know he really loves me?" or even "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"\n\nOK girls, here's what us guys do when we use the toilet.\n\n1)  Enter the bathroom\n\n2)  Look at the toilet (this is the part women seem to have the most trouble with)\n\n3)  If lid is down, put it up.  If it is up, continue\n\n4)  If seat is down, out of courtesy to those who will sit after you, put it up.  If it is up, continue\n\n5)  Flush when finished - wash hands\n\n6)  Leave Bathroom\n\n\nNow, for you poor unfortunate ladies, a slight adjustment to step 4 is all that is required.  Somehow, I think you can probably handle that.  \n\nNow could you please find something else to bit*h at men about ?