what did the dalai lama say to the hot dog vendor?
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Make me one with everything!
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"Hello Newman "said Jerry, Jerry Dingleberry. "What brings you to this side of town". \n"Well, Jerry "he replied "the yogurt verdict is in...FAT .I was here to test theory but I couldn't find the stuff. I knew it must be around here somewhere. I thought the aroma of strawberry would send me in the right direction.  I'd thought, what am I...hard of smelling? "\n"You don't say, " said Jerry, "tell me more".\n"Well I was seraching high and low, you know really trying to sniff it out. Then out of nowhere here comes Elaine, jumping on my back and yelling "mmmm giddyup, giddyup. It seems it was all a joke. There never was any yogurt and this was the most public yet of my humiliations. "\n"Well, you know what they say" replied Jerry "no good deed goes unpunished"
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Hmmm. It's time to take our studio audience all the way to Zimbabwe.\n\nNews Reporter (NR): What are the restrictions imposed on your country by the American Democracy and Economic Recovery Act?"\n\nCitizen(C): " I don't know good sir, but I am so hungry and thirsty, could you just give me a taste of your soda I see in your hand?"\n\nNR: "Sir, sir, will you just answer the question?"\n\nC: I am dying from thirst, please.\n\nNR: Well, I'll take that as a no comment.\n\nC: Sir, where are you going? I am thirsty. Do you think any of us knows what is going on? Sir? We are peons.  But rest assured that sh** roles down hill, so anything the US does to our government, it does to us first.  They wil not go hungry or thirsty, our government officials.  They are at the top. Sir?..........Sir..........oh for god's sake! I am thirsty!\n(Speaking to NR's back as he and his crew walk to van, ignoring C and load their equipment back into it.)
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It is from the movie, Shrek, the first one.  The character asking the question was the gingerbread man, when he was being tortured by Lord Farquad.
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Fried vegetables, tossed in lots of butter and cracked black pepper, bring em on.\nBeing diabetic I,m not allowed to em though but you asked what I preferred. \nYum, steamed Bok Choy, not.
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A haiku\nI sat on my rump,\nlike a chump taking a dump\nI should have led trump.\n\n\na limerick\nthere was a young chump from Darjeeling\nwho seemed to lack all human feeling\nhe'd take a piece outta yer rump\nand sell you back a stump.\nLike "Trump" he expects us all kneeling.
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Fat chance. The lard has other fish to fry. Oil only believe that God listens when I hear him.\n\nI think it is better to use real butter rather than lard. The Tibetians use Yak butter that seems to work for them.
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Well I am currently in the US . . . but I will see what I can find for you . . . Puregold in Manila near moonwalk . . . at the tender juicy hot dog stand . . .\n\nI don't have the phone number for that stand - don't usually place orders for hotdogs when I am home - but I do have a phone numbers a Lots'A Pizza stand both in PureGold and in Moonwalk in Las Pinas.\n\nLAP Moonwalk  (02) 806-1901\nLAP Puregold    (02) 802-2321 \n\nThey should be able to help you . . .
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God is great\nGod is good\nLet us thank Him for this food.\nThat's the one we said as kids anyway.
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haha.  it could either be making fun of karmic and dogmatic beliefs, or in a literal sense it could mean that the person's karmic beliefs are more important than dogmatic beliefs.\n\nThe person may have switched from a very strict practice to something like Buddhism.
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The Dali Lama and how very impressed I am by him.  He is the representative of Buddhism to the world and probably the most intelligent and honest religious leader I have ever heard speak.  He also writes some of the best books I've read.  Based on that, I always feel kindly towards the religion and it's followers.
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http://www.dalailama.com/ < ask him yourself?
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Well here's one:\nI took care of this old man in the hospital. After he got his dinner tray he started tearing off little pieces of bread and threw them all over the floor.\nI asked him what he was doing and he said,  "I'm feeding my dogs, they gotta eat too"\nHAHAHAHA....sad, in a funny way, but true
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you are being silly - it's fat\n\neveryone likes fat buddha.  person who said "no buddha", you are wrong.  it's fat buddha.  i know he is supposed to have "attained enlightenment" and all, but even the enlightened buddha must still accrue wisdom over time, at some rate, however small.  And it is the older buddha who is fat.  (He didn't let himself go, it's just that he decided that everything should be in moderation. He thus became moderately fat)  (the "superfat" buddha is a creation of Americanized Chinese restaurants.)
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I'm waiting for you.  You potato head.  HA! HA!\nI got something for you when you get here and it's not a Chocolate Chip Cookie.\nCHUCK\n:--#  )\nPS>  It's a Chocolate Chip Cookie with milk.  Yummy.
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I find two instances of "tea" in the MSG(The Message) translation.\n\nIsaiah 29:8 (The Message)\n\nLike a hungry man dreaming he's eating steak and wakes up hungry as ever,Like a thirsty woman dreaming she's drinking iced tea and wakes up thirsty as ever, So that mob of nations at war against Mount Zion will wake up and find they haven't shot an arrow, haven't killed a single soul.\n\nJeremiah 16:7 (The Message)\nno one will care, no one will say, "I'm sorry,' no one will so much as offer a cup of tea, not even for the mother or father.
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I just read this in 'The Way of Chuang Tzu'.  I absolutely love this message!  And unfortunately I agree with it...unfortunately because I have a tendency to talk too much, so you know what that means.  LOL