Most unusual thing your boss asked you do?
477704
Hav sex with her daughter. (Really sick lady).
602991
I have told bosses that i have some personal businees to take care of. They have never asked for an explaination, however, i make sure i dont go back to my job in my interview suit.
426886
Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
413653
Arselicking with the boss
592964
Maybe your boss is eating too much "smegma"!!\nWhatever that is.\nLOL
193526
Ask your boss. They aren't yours anymore!\nWhy quit something and keep trying to control it?
917572
I did... it was a heck of experience.. really out-of-mind... It was in the inside-bathroom of my ex-boss office and his secretary entered twice without noticing I was there... But then we needed to left the place... So she went out walking out of the office like nothing happens and I did the same 10 mins later, that was funny....\nAnd tks for not letting me forget such a good time.....
811327
Call in and say that you are having a problem with your eyes.\nWhen your boss asks what it is say "I just can't see myself coming in to work"!  Hah hah hah!!!
857921
I didn't personally do this, but some of my coworkers moved the boss's desk by about 2 inches every day.  It started out in the middle of the room, and every day the boss wondered if it was his imagination.  He knew the office didn't feel right, but he was puzzled.  He never said anything, but people keep a lookout to see his expression when he sat down each morning.
1056862
Co-workers or bosses on their "high horse."  Uhhh!
440561
And you are not asking them because .. why? There are different ways to do this. And different reasons to do so. Are you sure you don't just want to ask them about it?\n\nIf it's a company policy, trying to override that policy could be risky to keeping your job.
160119
Have some interesting and work-pertinent article open on a different page or different tab so when you see the boss coming, you can close what non-work you were doing and then just pretend to read the article.  Then be like, "Hey, boss, I was just so into this article, I didn't hear you come over here."
1124241
What???? I work in IT & I can't figure out what they asked you in your interview.
668681
My boss used to love to pick on me. She made fun of my hair "Dont you own a hairbrush?" my pants "It's not Christmas time, why are you wearing velvet pants to work?" my shirts "Dont you own an iron?" and my voice "You need to be peppy when you answer the phone, you sound like you just rolled out of bed" (i have a deep voice, some say sexy) my Armani glasses "You look like an old grandma with those thick frames" and my brain, when i couldnt fix her 1980's fax machine "Well, youre just stupid, thats why you cant fix it" and screamed like a psycho because i forgot one week to water her five million plants in the office and the leaves were turning brown. She was a big fat pig with alot of money and paid me 7 bucks an hour to be her assistant (office slave) Of course I quit after a few months.
472846
Sometimes we talk about work, and that gets pretty damn weird.
715816
When I flew too close to the sun....\n\nNo, really, if I'm getting the jist of your question right, it was when I told my boss he couldn't cope without me because of his poor computer skills.... He told me his son was leaving school next year and could easily do my job...\n\nSo I didn't bother asking for that raise!!!!!!!!\n\nWings were badly singed that time!\n\n;-)
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one time an old boss of mine was standing on top of a ladder yelling at the crew that we needed to pay more attention to our work and work safer...as he was telling us this he started to put a 3 1/2 inch screw into the cieling...only problem was his hand was up in the cieling and so he screwed his hand to the cieling