(Ladies) Have  you ever been caught masturbating?
489596
yes I was caught by my mother, of all people, she was not pleased I'm an Irish roman catholic convent girl I was not supposed to do things like that. Little did she know I have been masturbating since before I even knew what it was.
682639
Babe, I masturbate maybe once a month. When my Bf is on his business trip, my other bf(rabbit vibrator) pays me a visit...he's always welcome!
700665
Im a guy but trust me..i will never force a woman to do anything like that.  I know many women dont tell anyone about it though in fear that the guy will come back and do it again.
945831
My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
917572
I did... it was a heck of experience.. really out-of-mind... It was in the inside-bathroom of my ex-boss office and his secretary entered twice without noticing I was there... But then we needed to left the place... So she went out walking out of the office like nothing happens and I did the same 10 mins later, that was funny....\nAnd tks for not letting me forget such a good time.....
251062
A couple of yeas ago,I was sending a lot of time with a woman that was drinking a lot and going through a tough time.One day I was at at her apartment.I was on the couch and  she was laying there with me in her robe.Then see got up and started to kiss me and took her robe off and took my hand to her breast. After a bit she got down on her knees on the floor in front of me and started to take my pants down.she had a bit of a problem,so she asked me to take them off.She gave me a blow job and after that I went down on her.
765691
There have been so many.....\nAt one former job, walking in on my then-boss. It was lunch time (I was working through lunch catching up on paperwork) and I thought he went out for the whole hour. He did go out but only for a few minutes and I didn't see him come back in. In his office (door closed) he changed into a lace teddy and was just putting his uniform back on when I walked in with papers to put on his desk. I blinked and still held onto the papers but when he asked me if I liked his teddy I couldn't find my voice. Then he told me we were all alone in the section, and that he'd always wanted to lick my toes. I got the desk in between him and me and finally when he lunged at me I stapled him, threw the papers at him and left the office. I didn't go into his office again for anything. It was my first job and I never worked for the military again. He was a Major, known by my friends after this as Major Pervert.\nThere are other things I've caught people doing, but none that took my breath away quite like seeing someone built like John Goodman (only uglier) in a satin teddy and combat boots!
405822
No.. not at all.. almost 99% of guys masturbate.. its quite natural to do so.. without worrying go ahead & enjoy in the safest way..
724566
Have you tried master- bating to orgasm a couple of hours prior to your activities?  By the way, good for you for looking after your womans needs!
121419
Me and one of my childhood friends did it once and no nothing happened. \n\nP.S. You seem interesting fuzzy. Tell me about yourself (not hitting on you).
912849
i was jerking off behind the computer ;-)\nmy wifes g.f. came in after just 1 knock.\n(i think she watched thru the window a while)\nso b4 i could get away she saw what i was doing.\nshe had a few giggles but never said anything \n.\n.
908215
Well.well, maybe time to come out of closet, I ejaculate like I'm peeing but it's not, just like you guys we can cum just as much if not more than you do....\nI have never thought it strange cos all my life (sexual) it has happened , funny tho cos partners have asked if I had wet myself LOL, I call it being a healthy robust woman who has great orgasms...so there is a bit of  trivial info ..LOL
1137932
EWWWWWWWWWWW......\nsadly yes... a 15yr old male friend of mine was staying at my house for a week.. n i caught him on my bed wearing my bra and holding my undies.. white shit every where...\nsik prick... i never looked at him the same way again\nCOOTIES....
343187
Once my fiancee (now my wife) and I were going to have sex in a car in a park. We were in the front seat and naked, getting ready to get it on, when I slipped (my pants were around my ankles) and hit the horn. I was stuck and couldn't get off the horn for about 30 seconds. It seemed like hours though. We ended up not doing it that night.
596198
I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
152187
You have had sex with someone other than yourself
934461
Because you might have been masturbating too much.