Girls only - Do your farts stink?
478339
yeah right. i'm assuming that you are a guy, so wait until you get married and see if your childhood opinion changes.
18865
I dont know. Here smell, do you think it stinks??? Curious minds would love to know...
29421
Because they come out your butt!  And what else comes out your butt??  POO!!  That's why they stink!
284873
Yeap, I do. In fact, I've learnt that if I clenched my butt in various degrees, the fart sounds can be varied... One day, I hope to make an orchestra of my farts!
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
280846
I can't figure that one out either. LOL! My boyfriend is a total fart-bag! I call him "Bazooka Butt". I will never understand it! I swear sometimes it's like one big fart-fest!
829848
Actually farts are aromatic and you can't really capture them in your hand.  They disperse like any other scent.  Most people don't cup their ass$ to scoop it up though.  It is to revealing and takes the fun out of "who done it"!  \n\nProper fart etiquette is to just let it fly!  Fart containment isn't healthy so it is always best to fart now and never mention it, unless you would like to claim ownership.\n\nPersonally I claim mine, for they are truly from the depths of my bowels!  And honestly? Who can complain with that level of anal openness?
963978
You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
97915
hmmmmm............maybe you're gassy????
1024987
Everything farts to get rid of bodily issues  (or gasses)  So Yes they DO fart and the probably make bubbles because it is a gas being released into water.
452347
poop isnt supposed to smell bad, really!!!  Its just a bad diet that causes the stench.  I am a vegetarian and my poop has no odor!
606819
if all the women in the world decided to fart everytime a man turned a looked at that spot, im sure there would be no more men in the world who would admire chicks with big natural butts.\n\ni always say, if a guy ever stuck his finger up my as$ id probably fart on purpose.
940796
i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny
438559
Well, it depends...not all farts are stinky...some farts are just air...while other farts are deadly gases...but if the priest cuts 1 that is stinky then by all means the fart will be stinky...anyways, what does sitting in a pew have to do with it?  The only thing that comes to mind about farting and pews is that if you are sitting just right then that bad boy fart will reverberate on the pew and make the fart sound louder.
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)