you might be a redneck if......?
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1. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. \n\n2. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. \n\n3. You've ever used lard in bed. \n\n4. Your home has more miles on it than your car. \n\n5. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. \n\nThe link is there its got tons of lines
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You know, I understand how you may feel this way. However, it's quite natural for people to stick up for a sport they like. Just like football...for example...if people like it, they will stick up for it until the end no matter what people think. That's the beauty of being a fan...a true, old fashioned fan of a sport. I happen to be a large NASCAR fan and I would stick up for it in a second. But I'm far from being a redneck. I live in the Northeast, and I do a lot of things that a lot of people think is stuffy and elite...and not redneck-like. I am nothing like a redneck, but still adore the sport. It's just something I like...just like I enjoy watching water polo....or just like I enjoy playing tennis or fencing. I'm sure you understand what I mean. Don't assume that all NASCAR fans are all rednecks. I'm not, and I know others who also aren't. I know you'll probably just pick a best answer from somebody who writes the opposite of what I'm saying (or should I say, typing!) but try to understand my meaning.
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Not unless you're a redneck.  Then you can just find a tree...
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maybe if you're like from west virginia
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Probably the same chance in you not truly being a racist behind all the rambliing.  May God Bless.
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Can someone get this redneck a book?
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Bush no good. He very bad man. He a Redneck!!!!
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Amen sista! It isn't just blacks anymore that Uncle Sam takes from. It's all of us and It's not fair!\n\nYou should be ashamed to call your a redneck Mydog! You give us rednecks a bad name with your racist bullsht! I'm a redneck but not racist, becuase being a redneck is about keeping the good country values like church and family and stuff! I even have black cousins, a mexican brother, and I'm a quarter Native American...You need to let it go man (Yes you! Just let it go man, it won't bother anymore if you just let it go.) I think its all the motes in your eyes that are making you blind to the truth. Do you think Jesus acted this way? Shame on you!
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Being the redneck that I am... I will have to go with Blue Collar TV -- sometimes I swear some of the skits came from past experiences in my family.  Git 'Er Done!!
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Well, I won't go into long details..but to wrap it up quickly. I am a redneck in the old sense of the word,however,  I am not uneducated nor am I stupid. \nI might not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I am currently in my junior year of college going for a bachelor's of science.and have a 4.0. I'm taking a hint that means I"m not so stupid.. Also, can handle that book of life thing pretty well. \n\nI work in adminstration right now, b/c it pays the tuition and it's available for me to work around my school, and my husband serves this country.
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rednecks is to sauce as hillbilly is to ketchup
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according to the situation:) if he was in my bed, probably, but if we were out in public and he said it, I would think "What a redneck"
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yesser eee you are definatly a redneck
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Sometimes. Depends if they're hillbillies or flatlanders.
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I know my husband an if that don't make him a redneck then there's plenty else that does
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this is hilariuos, i love watcing those stupid angry liberals do their ranting and raving, while i'm LMAO.\n\ngood question RedneckCuitie.
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They are both like the same thing. I think a redneck is more like a hillbilly, you know lives in a trailer, drinks cheap beer all the time, drives mostly American cars like Ford or GM and drives a messed up looking pick up truck. Loves country music and Lynrd Skynrd. Hangs a confederate flag in his garage and always has a bunch of crap in his yard. Not real bright. Typically a racist but for the most part an OK human being just living a different kind of lifestyle.\n\nWhite Trash to me can be anybody. People have called me white trash because I don't posses a college university degree, I make less than 30, 000 a year, etc.. To many, especially the rich and elite, that's white trash. I have known people I would consider white trash who smoke drugs and crack. Have illegitimate children. Don't want to get a job. Live off of other people. You can come from a rich family and still be white trash. White trash is sort of a racist term but its any white person who has no desire to contribute to society.