Do you blame your farts on the dog?
475486
Heck no, reason being is the dog's farts are much worse than mine! Don't you just love to go to the supermarket and find an empty aisle, let one rip and take off...wait for the little old lady to wheel her cart into that aisle and then come back and make sniffing sounds and give her a dirty look? Oh well, farts are a fascinating subject.
666171
No i wouln't have smashed the window, two wrongs dont make a right. But i would have reported the owner to the SPCA. It was really hot yesterday so yes it was a stupid thing to leave the poor dogs in the car.
745344
"Who let the dogs out?"
485695
last night the dog farted so loud it woke her up...:)
76612
lol i would just walk away so the smell can go away or just laph real loud soo noone can hear a "FART" \nhehe\n\nps GOOD QUESTION
701888
=because it is a lot easier to blame someone else other than yourself.  I really get upset with myself if I do OR say something foolish or make a bad decision and there is no one else around to blame...even my dogs!
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?
309308
LMAO DRidiot! I think your 6 years old.. \n\nHow can you ask a question like that.\n\nHmm How many times a day does your dog fart?.
602589
Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
146973
When you all next hear from my daughter it will be from the GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! and her own farts have made household pets puke and her father's aren't any better!
175167
I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
709197
Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)
271013
I don't know about the dog but I pee over the side of the boat....Wait here come my dog now. She said momma throws it over the side because it is a fair trade for the bird poop that misses the water and hits the boat.
244138
set ur room on fire n blame the dog... or the neighbour's dog... or say u were wondering wat the experience wld haf been like if ne one questions u...
1158299
LOL... Yes, I was carrying on my 2 year old daughter standing in line at the bank weeks ago... She farts so noisy and smelly, that nobody believes it was her and there was this lady looking at me like the worse person she ever saw in her entire life.. (you know..) , that I cannot resist to laugh out loud and say... Sorry!...\n\nI was not going to blame my baby for such an embarrassed moment... right!!!!...