How much wood wood a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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This question has been asked at least 300 times! Why don't you just look at the previous answers?!
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a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck all the wood that he could chuck.
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It's been scientifically proven that a woodchuck will chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Simply put, "A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."  Determined bastards those woodchucks are.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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well...it depends if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a would chuck could chuck wood!(that is the rest of the twister)
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It would chuck as much wood\nAs a woodchuck could\nIf a wood chuck could chuck wood!\n\nSee. I know it too.  It was a wood block puzzle.  I'm in Nottingham, England, by the way. The place where men are men and Robin Hood wears tights and the Sheriff is an Asian who got done for tax evasion.
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if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood.  The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
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About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\n\nI remember hearing that when I was younger.
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I've already answered this question, so i'll just recycle my answer:\n\nWell, lets take a look at that, shall we. One would assume that the Woodchuck in question (which we will call Woodchuck A for the purpose of sounding scientific) would chuck as much wood as it could chuck, if it could indeed chuck wood.\n\nBut since there is no way to truly determine how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, then the only way to answer this question would be through comparison. How much wood would Woodchuck A chuck when compared to woodchucks’ B, C, and D? One would then have to take a few variables into account, Such as: \n\n1) How much body mass does our woodchuck have? A small woodchuck would chuck considerably less than an abnormally large woodchuck.\n\n2) How crazy about chucking wood is our woodchuck? And,\n\n3) What exactly is a ‘Woodchuck’? \n\nWebster calls this a "grizzled, thickset marmot," which leads me to my final question, \n\n4) What exactly is a ‘Marmot’?\n\nBut considering the fact that I don’t care, we’ll continue on;\n\nNow lets assume that Woodchuck B is dead, Woodchuck C has a headache and doesn’t feel too up to ‘chucking’ tonight, and finally, Woodchuck D we’ll say is a half-retarded, sub mutation born of an o-zoneless habitat. \n\n\nNow, use the formula m*d=x (mass x drive = how much wood a woodchuck would chuck)\n\n\nNow we take all our scientific sounding results and put them into action! Thus one would come to the conclusion that since woodchuck B is the mass of dead with no drive to chuck (0x0=0), and that woodchuck C is a smaller massed female woodchuck with no drive to chuck (?x0=0), and woodchuck D is in fact not a woodchuck at all (?), that woodchuck A would chuck a considerable amount more wood than woodchucks’ B, C, and D.
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The woodchuck isn't chucking wood at all. As the tongue-twister goes, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a hypothetical question, something akin to "how high could a pig fly if a pig could fly?"
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oh great I knew one day some one would ask this ? lol... well i a wood chuck cant chuck would so if a wood chuck could chuck wood it cant it is impossible lol
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.