What are some funny April fool's jokes?
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Tell them that the time changes one hour back instead of forward.
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LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
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http://www.zug.com/pranks.html
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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Read the info at this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fool's_Day \nThere's too much to put here.
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Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some\n\nYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n\nYo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton\n\n\nHope u like them
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Here's some jokes about him.
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try to make them laugh
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My favorite dumb blonde joke:\n\nDumb blonde on a 4 engine plane hears the captian say "folks we have one engine out, there is going to be a 1 hour delay"...a few moments later he comes across again "engine 2 is out, that's going to be another hour delay"...they fly on for a couple more hours again the captian comes across "engine 3 is out, 1 more hour delay"...the dumb blonde jumps up and says "Damn, hope engine 4 doesn't go out, if it does, we're gonna be up here allllll day"
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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Send 2 to the Jokes&Riddles group and they will do them in for you.  The other three are yours...
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Funny...
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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i have some\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said hey wheres my gumball\n\nyour mamma is so dumb shee went to a cutters game to get a haircut\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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go to www.funnyjunk.com