Makeme laugh and you get 10 points.?
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Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Illinois mouse, killed by an 80-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how much tougher they are.\n \nThe Wisconsin mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."\n\nThe Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin mouse and  replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."\n \nThey both turn to the Texas mouse. The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."\n\n\nOR\n\nMost people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.\n\nThis would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.  But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.\n\nThe people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.\n\nThe National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
763000
LMAO, very very funny. Still laughing!
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"Laughing my ass off"
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wow. this was good for a laugh. thanks!
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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Thank You for the laugh!!!
801149
You are just too funny. You really just crack me up. :)
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LMAOOOO that was madd funny\nhaha\nthanks for the laugh =]
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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Once Again Ha ha ha ha, Youre realy funny!
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check out laughfactory.com
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*lol*\n\nThat's AWESOME!\n\nThanks for the laugh!
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Laughing\nMy\n@ss\nOff
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LOL you know how to make a joke!!!!!!!!
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laughing my a s s off :)
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good one, good one \nCALF muscles\nnice pun\ni had a good chuckle