What are your goals on National Toilet Day?
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putting a flag on the toilet... and demand for its rights
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If you are the only  gender using this toilet...males leave it up...females leave it down.  If coed toilet leave it down as it helps avoid problems. Clean toilets impress women so you can score some points here if you wipe up any spills...clean it after using for the BIG one.\nModern Toilet was invented by English guy Sir John Crapper ?  think that was his name  :-)   Enjoy your reading room.
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I do a pattern everytime. \n\n1. Wipe from Front to Back\n2. Wipe from Back to Front\n3. Wipe from Front to Back again.\n\nRepeat until toilet paper shows no poopy
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends   \n \n  1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' \n\n2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' \n\n3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. \n\n4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' \n\n5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' \n\n6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. \n\n7. ''Now how did that get there?'' \n\n8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' \n\n9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' \n\n10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' \n\n11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" \n\n12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" \n\n13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' \n\n14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' \n\n15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. \n\n16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. \n\n17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
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i just stick mine to the wall of the restroom and let somebody clean it up LOL \nisn't that why they hire illegals
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Win a huge lottery, and use most of the money to fund things that are going to help the world be a better place.  \n\nPrograms to create pollution cleansing technology\n\nCollege funding for the deserving poor\n\nCampaign against war-mongering and political imposition.\n\n\n\nThen - have some real fun with the remainder, lol.\n\nRegards,\nOC
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MEMORY MAN! I would have the power to always put the toilet \nseat down for you lady's. Saving you from the mysterious wet booty.
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Holding a door open when you/they are carrying something heavy. \n\nLetting pedestrians cross the road.\n\nSaying please and thank you, simple things like that. \n\nKeeping public toilets clean! (let's face it... everyone moans about dirty public toilets, people not flushing the loos - there must be someone doing it!)
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Pretty much the same but I cover vs. wipe cause I don't want to touch the seat in any way possible\n1. Cover toilet seat with toilet paper first\n2. Flush with my foot\n3. Never set anything on the floor \n4. Wash hands and get the hell out of there!
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collect garbage,clean public washrooms,clean a septic tank
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Get hand shower installed or take jug of water with you and wash with that. If any of above doesnt suit you, hire a servant to wash your bum when you finish.
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Running for office\nGetting others to vote\nEducating yourself and fellow man on political issues both locally and nationally\nWriting your local representatives in regards to policies that exist or do not exist.\nVote! Vote! Vote!
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How in the heck do we use more toilet paper?
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be nice if you poo flush twice :D
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Throw cheeri-o's in the toilet and have a game of it
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thats what the toilet is for!
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toilets inside the house!