Who would you prefer to french kiss? Michael Jackson or this homeless person I paid to follow me around.?
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No question- Michael Jackson. At least I can estimate the last time he fully bathed. Plus, because I know he would have absolutely no interest in me as a full- grown female,  it wouldn't last very long.
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NEITHER! They both have more $$ than me!
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euw... i'd rather live in eternal poverty and hunger =)\ni dont mind paris hilton though..\nwould you marry him?
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neither..Michael jackson-without him neither one of them would be famous
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Michael Jackson, but i wouldnt punch him out.\nFirst, id dangle him out of a 5 story building...\nSecond, id give him a few well placed kicks( though i dont know how much good that would do)\nThird, id make him watch reruns of Walker Texas Ranger\nLast, get Mike Tyson to punch him out ;-)
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Michael is still awesome and he always will be the KING OF POP!! The others are ok.\n\n♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
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Itd be worse to be caught because now IM the jerkoff and he's the poor guy. Although Itd hurt alot Id prefer to catch him. Id take him for everything. All $10 in his account!
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micheal jackson at this time or flava flave
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Michael Jackson without makeup... true horror:)
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2 words that prove aliens are on planet Earth: Michael Jackson. I have not been personally introduced to any, but would like to!
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Hey!! How have you been? Good I hope. I just wrote back to your email and thanks for the info. You wouldn't believe this, but Jodie and I have quite a bit in common from the information you gave me. Wow. To me, that is so cool. As an answer to your question, I would say Rory Emerald. I am not very comfortable with Michael Jackson after the molestation charges and the baby off the balcony, although I love his music. Rory just seems more laid-back. You know, just that cool guy that you can go window chalking you sister's car with. By the way, I did that last night!! Hey, my sister had it coming after the vicious April Fool's Prank she pulled on me. I'll tell you it later. It's a long story. Well, I'm going to get a coffee and I would say Rory Emerald!! Wuv ya Andy!
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flava flav because he has money, and a lot of love to give. but basically i would justbe with him for his money!!
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Neither.  They're both trashy whores.\n\nHonestly, it's shocking to me that both were raised with so much opportunity, and turned out as nasty as they are.
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I'm not sure Michael Jackson is the best person to be taking advice about personal improvement from.\n\nBut I always did like the sentiment of the song.
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You are probably going to need to talk to Michael Jackson about the Moon-Walk
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He would be Micheal Jackson. \nA prevert!
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then you must be Michael Jackson :))