My dad has two pony-tails. I suspect he's a looser! What can I do to help him?
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Well, I don't know what I could possibly add to this forum, there are already so many great answers and suggestions!! lol  But anyway here goes, I hope it helps!!  lol More is sometimes better than less, but by an indeterminate amount. lol Only somebody really stupid (say, a scientist) would try to quantify these things, all of which are subjective, AT BEST!! lol Perhaps you would consider how different your life would be if you had two dads, each with only ONE pony tail? lol How would you feel then? lol Or an infinite number of dads with infinitessimal numbers of pony tails!  lol, lol Some people have NO dad with infinite numbers of pony tails, haven't you ever been to China?? lol What kind of preverted prevert cuts the tails from ponies to stick them to their heads anyway? lol Isn't this illegal? lol sore? lol itchy? lol uncouth? lol  If the pony were to suffer anus-bugs, how would it swish them away without its'/their tail/tails?? lol lol I think you should consider your position very carefully.  Maybe you wish your dad dead? lol Young people CAN and often DO catch up with their parents' ages. lol This happens after the parents are dead.  Each year you remain alive is one year closer to their dead-age. lol Eventually you may catch up, therefore being the same age as your parent(s). lol If you live even longer, then you will be older than your parent(s), which makes THEM the children (through the stages of inception, embryon, baby (assuming it reaches full term, lol!), rug-rat, toddler, puberteen, pain in the arse, young adult, chrisalad, adult, old adult, young/medium/old fart, dead adult/fart etc.).  If at the wrong point in this stage you were afflicted by some uncool visual aspect, such as having a small horses anus-bug-swisher augmentation (or more, or less) on your head, then who's the loser?  lol  You can't win! lol HEY,YOU'RE THE LOSER!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!! Oh, or did you mean looser, as in 'more loose'? lol  I don't know what that means. lol  Your spelling, grammer and punctuation are appalling, by the way. lol lol Anyway, I hope it helped you work out a difficult problem. lol Remain prosaic. lol And remember...STICK IN! lol effing looser!
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Sorry, some of us old folk never really outgrow them, especially if he has been playing them his whole life. \n\nI think maybe you two need to have a very frank discussion about the impact it is having on your relationship and perhaps  you can ask him to start by just cutting down on the amount of time he spends playing them.\n\nAsking him to cut them out all together might not be the best solution, so that is why I am suggesting this.
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He'll need to see a doctor or a chiropractor. My mum has had a slipped disc for 20 years and it still hurts her, it really is something he should see someone about soon as.
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if that will make him happy, tie him up with a soft scarf and spank him with asoft cat of nine tails. it may even tickle a bit. that way you ccan dominate without injury.
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He did give you a tail. He just put it in front instead of in the back.\n\nThat way you can wag it anytime you want.
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my dad does its awlsome
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You should let grown ups do what grown ups do you prude....your dad needs to move on and apparently so do you. :Let your dad get his groove on and mind your business lil kid
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my dad has some big clit t i t s
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Tell him not to worry, it is surprisingly common, my son went through this recently.  The condition can last up to a year, and is primarily connected to puberty.\nI know it will be tough, lots of boys may take the mickey, but he just has to get through it.  With a good mate there for him he should be ok.
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oh well I wouldnt worry about it just invite him over for dinner or something..... or a football game let your dad and your boyfriend bond so that your dads not viewing him as a horny bastard.... all will go well trust me....
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depending on how old u r and even still lol no matter how old u r ur dad cares and no one is good enough for his little girl....u seem pretty close though so sit him down and tell him that u r growing up and he has taught u to be sensible and u wont do anything silly...as much as he tries to be a mate to u he still has his daddy instincts to him it was only the other day u were running round in nappies and running to him when u fell over ...its kinda hard for him to accept that he cant catch u when u fall and he cant always just kiss the wound better and put a plaster on it...its totally different he has to adapt as well u just have to persuade him that he has brought u up to be sensible and responsible and u will not do anything till u r ready......take it easy on him even if it is hard on u he is learning to and it is pretty heart breaking to know his little girl is growing up lol but he still has to learn and ur the only one to teach him despite his tantrums....lol do u feel older than him yet??because now ur the teacher??
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My father had 5 slip disks! Everyday he would be in pain but luckly he could control it. To make it feel better he would go into the hot tub every night. Maybe this will help.
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It's probably the meds he's on.  My Dad is older than your guy but he started talking blood pressure medicine, plus lipitor and my mom says their sex life is down the tubes.  If you really love him stay with him....and get married!!!
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Have you tried talking to him about it? maby it would help, but i'm not an expert lol :)
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If you're old enough its none of your dads business. But if you think your old goat has STD than good luck try talking to mom first. They are good in persuaing.
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First you should look at at height weight chart to see if his height and weight are proportionate. \n\nIf you do discover he is overweight or BMI(Body Mass Index), I think you should talk with his doctor what is the best eating plan for him to be on to loose the weight. You should also talk to your doctor about setting up some kind of exercise schedule. Remember! eating well and exercising is for a lifetime! \n\nI added a site for you and your teenager to look at!
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Hello,\nIt is very good that you are asking this question because it simply tell that you are an honest person. and the current situation is hurting you.....you know why probably you are not doing something your father wants you to do....that is only reason when parents have a complaint against their children....so analyse it seriously.....don't forget one thing that your dad loves you very much and you love your dad, I am sure about it....but one thing more I am sure about that neither you do something to tell your father that how much you love him nor your father does something to make it sure......probably it is only the ego that stops both of you to do so.....I know you both care of each other. So do one thing calm down and do something which can bring some happiness to you and your father and do something to make your father proud of you....it will resolve all your problems.....And I have one suggestion for you whatever the situation it is, always remain with your father...it will difinitely reward you....