WHHOOOAAAH!  He comes in like a flash of lightning, answers a few question, doesnt ask any, and here I am....?
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Who is this man i will surly apprehand him at once and make him answer to you at once.
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Ask or Answer a question (clap clap)..lol
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i think he was just drunk and got curious.  almost everyone has as least one curious moment.
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and still had time to  log in and ask a silly question.  You must be SUPERMAN!
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he actually said that?!?!?!noooo!!!your kidding rite? and YOU didnt KNOW what to SAY??!?!?!gasp!
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Gee ! a clever guy like you should not be asking questions..is it for our benefit ? You should be answering only.\nNo offence , keeps us awake !
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Ma'am, he may have been a little startled when you asked him.So he fumbled with the answer and panicked.
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Wait.....MMMM John C is here so mmm..I am lost so help me see the light!
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You would think? But, oh no! He's magic. Forgot that part, didn't ya? \n\nHe gets a "get out of logic free" card.
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if you don't believe him then why are you here? just ignore him or tell him to get lost, he sounds like trouble to me. if there is a reason for you to not believe anything he saids then trust yourself.
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Yes, he laughs at sophomoric smugness that's wrapped in the self-delusion that one's questions are masters of the pedagogical.  He's friggin hysterical right now.
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maybe he changed his mind about asking for help.  I have done this before.  I will write up all kinds of comments on an answer revealing all kinds of stuff about myself and then just backspace to delete all of it.  Do that with questions too!
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OMG yes!  I'm responding to him as a result!  Fortunately for me, the person who asked the question, where the man who was rude to me is, is cool with my responses there taking up his question's space!\n\nSorry for your misfortune as well.
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There he is again....have to answer his question !
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f*ck yeah you showed that guy.\n\nscrew him he doesn't know who he's f*cking with.
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I never said that was nothing at all.  You know what?. . .I like it more when you ask funny questions.  Did you notice how Christian93 posted 8 comments to your question about gay sex?  Looks like someone has a crush on you!!!!
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why, is he saying something?