whats the best legal way for me to get a milloin dollars ?
486906
whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for $1000 apiece.\n\nor a million hot chicks.
869473
Take it to a coin dealer. (Yes, I know it's a bill...but they deal in that stuff, too.)
614598
The easiest way is to sell it to a reputable coin dealer.   If you are willing to do a lot more work, you can get more money by selling the coins yourself on ebay.  Dealers will typically pay about 60% of the fair market value for your coins.  They are not cheating you, they are just in business to make money and need to make a profit to stay in business.  By selling on ebay, you cut out the middle man. Sell key dates and valuable coins individually, and sell common coins in larger lots.  Good luck!
673021
Try getting a credit card,most of them will let you take out a cash advance.
439232
Paypal would be the best way, many merchants take PayPal, but far from all. I have also used a credit line called "Buy It Now" with some merchants and like it too.
673505
The best and safest way to bring a large sum of money into the country legally is by wire transfer, bank to bank. Wire transfer itself constitutes the declaration. However, for tax purposes and to avoid investigations to detect money laundering, you should have the proof of liquidating the properties in the country from where the money is held.
763204
You go to any gas station, grocery store, and many other places. Tell them you want to purchase a money order. If you wish to buy something through the mail but don't want to send cash or a personal check, it's much safer. Most places charge $.49 to $.99 in addition to the amount you want the money order for. Then you fill it out just like a check, and drop it in the mail. You also get a receipt with a tracking number, which makes it easy to track the money in case there is a dispute, or it gets lost in the mail. To my knowledge, you do not have to be over 18 to purchase a money order. However, you cannot buy a money order with a check or credit card, so take cash.
1146678
go to  www.wheresgeorge.com   there on the home page it should have a section to register. got lots of those at one time or another its kinda fun to see what others have said about the dollar you now have.
168996
That is like asking if I can take your money while swimming in your pool. Anyways, www.pogo.com may be around whta you want.\nSorry :)
109956
CD's and bank money markets would probably be the best thing for you.  They're safe and insured.  You wont loose your principle.
659910
Any coin dealer sells coins.  Also try ebay.
655794
http://www.cashin10minutes.com\ni have used to it\nthey serve the best
54136
Yeah, go to the bank and cash it.  Or you can probably go to some check cashing stores (The Money Box, etc.) and pay a small fee (usually around 1%) and get cash out if you don't have a bank account.
333965
You might have to go to an International Bank, and show proof of identification. Banks normally charge a higher fee to convert money
238820
fold it into an envelope and then get £100 note to stick in it!!  (British money is in "Pounds" Sterling.)
1047171
If you dont have a bank account and you need to send someone a check/ cheque then get a money order. Walmart and local US postal services sell them. You pay a little extra on top of what amount you need it in. Just go there and say you need to buy one and tell them how much you want it for. It is guaranteed money better than a personal check because it can't bounce/ not be valid.
1028830
Best trick would be to promise free bucks to visitors... problem is, might get you in legal issues hehe....