what's your favorite pick up line?
480578
Do you want to go have sex?\n\nI like em' honest.
324193
Thanks to my boyfriend introducing me to new music, I find myself saying "Pretty fly for a white guy". \n\nI also say "good job, Bob!" and "Gimme a break" and "You gotta be kidding!" and "weird, Margaret".
1046673
Not all women think it is a pick up line.  And actually if someone other then my hubby were to give me a compliment as you have done, I would say thank you with a smile!\n\nPick up lines are a dime a dozen.  And I believe that a mature woman would realize that it is nothing more then a comment and should make them feel really great about how they look and that someone with an eye such as yours is exactly what they need to boost their egos!
784943
Start with hi, you have a nice smile :)
1066611
dont think in terms of pick up lines women see right through this kind of thing. dont try a clever line, just say whatevers relevant to the social situation, and asking a question is better to get conversation going eg are you enjoying yourself? most important is to go up to her, smile and make eye contact. if she likes you, she'll help you along even if you dont have a clue as to what youre saying
197586
The best pick up line a guy has ever used was none. Basically, being himself makes the best person to me. I dont understand pick up lines. I would rather hear, "hi how are you". Something respectable. Its all about presentation and inpresstions. If the girl makes u nervous, then just tell her. But be careful because mean women will use a man's niceness for weakness. So Good Luck
1030539
This is the worst pick up line a guy could ever use: "Hey how you doing? The word today is legs so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word!"
944166
Dont really think this is a good pickup line but it always cracked me up..\n\n"Those pants look great on you but they would look better on my bedroom floor"\nHahahahaha
803902
One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
844652
Best: "Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?....A girl has got to have her standards."\n\nWorst: "Yo Adriene"
237048
SAY HI, STRIKE UP CONVERSATION AND SAY OH BY THE WAY MY NAME IS _________________.BE SURE AND SMILE GIRLS LOVE A GREAT SMILE.
404572
I once had a guy in my college calculus class hit on me by complimenting on my pen.  He seriously leaned over and said, "Nice pen you got there."\n\nAs far as the smoothest, I don't know.  I like it when guys just come up and start talking.  This is not rocket science.  Girls don't need a pick up line.
339371
its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
927662
Naw dude, all these stupid pick up lines are so lame. Also saying "hi how are you?" thats pretty lame too. Look, you want to know how to seriously flatter a girl, and get her attentions? simply say "excuse me, I just have to tell you how beautiful you are" \nJust watch as her eyes light up! If that doesnt start a nice conversation I dont know what will. Dont use this with every girl in the room though, cause then that wold suck.
472571
I would start off with "hi i don't know if you know me but i think...." tell her stuff about her like "you'r really beautiful..." or "you'v got amazin' eye's."\nbut do not i repeat DO NOT USE ANY PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!\nuseing a pick up line will be really corny and since she's you'r ex's friend she might have heard bad thing's about you so you have to show her your true side!! and after you compament her you can do three thing's \n1) tell her you'r name\n2) walk away, leave her wanting more!! if she come's looking for you, she like's\n3) walk away, but continue to run into her and tell her sweet thing's see what goes on from there!!!
520570
Pick up line or presentation opening line?\n\nI'd go with:  "Wanna get rich?" for both options...then crack a joke if it's a pickup line.  No guarantee about success, but it WILL get their attention!
19108
Pick up lines are ridiculous.  Just be yourself