Have you ever had a joke back fire on you?
481687
i was telling one of those jokes where you describe a disgusting/sexual situation and set up the listener to say the answer, and then the joke is that they have done it before. i told the joke the day before in school, and everybody loved it. one girl was absent, so the next day, everybody wanted me to do the joke on her. so, when I tried, it took like half an hour because she was so ditzy she couldn't figure out what i was trying to say.
549877
hahahaha....thanks for that..i laughed at some of them. i like your sarcasm.
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
612009
I laughed out loud when I read this one. Thanks!! I've had\na really crappy day. And, sure, why not. Look at the one\nwe've got!
710816
I make jokes about myself to myself, and I also tell a good friend I trust what I did, and sometimes their point of view makes me feel better, and sometimes they think I'm a fool too and they help me laugh about it.  After a while the humiliation goes away and you forget about it until the next time you get embarrassed.  Everyone goes through it, so don't be too hard on yourself.
780031
Well Kerry did make a bad joke that backfired...\nAll Bush did was create a civil war BLOODBATH\nand has killed thousands upon thousands of \nINNOCENT HUMANS...Yeah...I can see why the\nRepublicans are DESPERATE to change the subject!\n(But its NOT working...heh heh!)
800555
Uh-huh.  You have got to be joking right?
570762
I've had two. One because the person wanted to get back at me for not answering the question the way they wanted me to. The second one made no sense. To avoid anymore violations, I changed my name and avatar, in case anyone was stalking my name.
214108
Tell him that it was just a joke to see if he would get mad at you.
899515
I would forgive you after all i have a great sense of humour and i can appreciate a good joke  ! Have you seen my jokes ?? Lots of thumbs downs unfortunately , why do people take them so seriously ?
262068
Yes I have. I kinda laughted it off and moved away from the guy just cause i didn't know him. I had a guy who kinda wouldn't take the hit so I told my boyfriend and his pressence scared him off. I had a friend who did that though and I laughted at him and asked him if he wanted a show, he got embarassed and stopped looking.
91794
no, but i hear chuck norris did once! lol roflmao. im soo fkn funny hahahaha. wow where do I come up with them? oh man I gotta write that one down...lol...oh my sides are splitting. I just made a witty joke about chuck norris..wow im cool.
572903
You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
1122994
HAHAHA!! LMAO!! you told me to answer this question and i rekon its funny sh!t!!! wat a crak up!! i swear we can go as gud friends coz i alwayz crak jokes and luv a laugh- ppl would refer to me as funny if they new me!!\n\nlmao funny
579403
Really funny \nI laughed out loud
383914
Haha, no i haven't. My buddy lost a bet with his GF and had to wear her thong to work. He got caught lol. His older brother found out and was pissed all to hell. That was some funny sh*t though.
31702
the funniest thing that ever happened to me was i waswearing one of my favorite shirts and i leaned over a light candle screamed like a little sissy girl\ncause it burned a hole in it