Why did the Aardvarck cross the rod?
485020
Because it took him to the other side of the road and he knew better than to use the road since the chicken got flattened on that.\n\nThis is hilarious.  The most asked question and you can't even get it right LMFAO.  Or are you claiming aardvarks prefer rods over roads?
194916
it escaped on three feet - how lucky is that?
822949
Its not suicide as such, they get attracted to light and do not move from there, and hence making themselves easy prey for humans and animals.\n\nYes, as per an earlier answer it could be confusing of their signals (Electro magnetic signals , which give them direction during migration), or defective genes as said earlier.
297050
Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
284274
"...but what the name of Horse it rode in on?"\n\nLaw
733019
the rod will spin the same
390773
It's an example of a transition between lobe-finned fish and AMPHIBIAN vertebrates, not reptiles.  \n\n(Well, it is a reptile transition in the sense that it's part of the spectrum between fish and reptiles, but it's also part of the spectrum between fish and birds or fish and mammals, it just seems a bit forced to call it a fish/mammal transition to me.)\n\nMore importantly, it shows exactly the type of features scientists predicted it should have, confirming the most common theory about how vertebrates moved onto land.
233894
you are confused!\nfrg is a bird
150133
Gods honest truth.  I was about 4 and was staying with my grandparents out at Montalk Point, Long Island (New York)  I was playing in about 1 foot of water when I saw what appeared to be an over turned rowboat out in about 25 feat of water.  My grandfather came running down the beach and scooped me up and ran me back to the cabin.  I found out later he had heard a warning on the radio that there was a dying great white seen around the Montalk area.  It had followed a fishing boat back but was badly injured and was just sort of swimming around the area.  My grandfather told me that row boat was in fact a shark. Bless my little adventurous heart but I was down at the beach the next morning with corn flakes looking for the shark to give him breakfast.
403961
Cuz he was stuck in the chicken!
676932
It walks on its feet. \n\nThat answer seems way to obvious. Am I missing something?
1114162
Because he was tied to the chicken?
124272
In the beginning was the Word.\nAnd the Word was Aardvark.
506860
coz there's another chicken with opposite gender at the other side of the road???
985593
its just an urban myth. some people say that someone in the crew hung themselves from a tree during one of the scenes in the dwarf village, but its really just a bird taking flight. sorry if i ruined it for you.
227954
Maybe the hole was too small for the elephant but the just big enough for the tail so the tail got stuck.  That's the problem with having an elephant as a pet.
576717
for a flow in electricity to occur, there has to be a change in voltage.  the bird is touching only one line a very short distance apart.  as there is no difference in voltage between the two points, there can be no traveling of current through the bird.  \n\nalso, the wire offers less resistance to travel than does the bird.  if the roles were reversed, the bird would carry the current.  \n\nand lastly, the wire is insulated.  it's not just bare metal.  this protects the birds and squirrels from the fatal charge.