Why do some people drink beer while they are sitting on the toilet?
491423
It is relaxing to sit and purge poo while enjoying the intoxicating effects of poo-release and a buzz! As mikey says....Try it, you'll like it!
690985
why do men leave the toilet seat up?
724295
sit back down on the toilet!
796717
To "take the piss" is to deflate somebody, to disabuse them of their mistaken belief that they are special
1078692
Not while the footballs on I hope.If they had the bad manners to croak it in the middle of the England/Sweden game try to remove the body so that it does not distract from the game alternately arrange the body in such a position that you could stand your beer on it,but be careful if rigormortis sets in your beer may topple over!
1024157
he probably drank ale is pubs
976054
BEER! DRINK LOTS OF BEER!
425358
its when someone receives a bj while on the toilet
634442
it is because we have no way to control the sounds, their number or intensity.\n\n\nthere is nothing funnier than sitting in a stall next to someone with Die-Rear !! First comes all that explosive air and then........need I say more????\n\n\nIt is just NASTY!!!!!! and we do not want to be the one laughed at!
857981
Because alcohol is lighter than water.
189515
For some reason when i use a porta potty i always piss on my face (not on purpose, of course).  I have a fear of urine on my face so i start to flip out and gag.  Almost every time i have to throw up.  I would never, in my life, puke in portable toilet so,  I run around to the back of the porta potty and do my buisness.  By then i have piss on my face and vomit dribbling down my chin, so mind is usually not concerned with flushing.  So the answer is because most people dont like piss on their face
750635
Well, before you die, try to have a little fun, okay? Ben Franklin said that beer is evidence thet God loves us, and wants us to be happy.\n\nSo have a beer.
422978
Because thats what they drank.  Jesus himself turned water into wine.  Its what they drank.  It could be consumed without being piss drunk.  Times today were different then.
775253
Possibly because beer's foamyness comes naturally from the yeast, while sodas are carbonated with H2CO3 (carbonic acid) and it is not good to drink so much acid so they don't add it in amounts enough to match the foamyness of beer.\n\nAlso some beers such as Guinness use a widget full of liquid nitrogen, that increases the foamy "head" when the can is opened.
158240
Alcohol can lower inhibitions, so I guess for some people that means bringing out their true nature.  Some people just use being drunk as an excuse to be a jerk or have sex or whatever.
342386
This is true. People are more comfortable expressing their feelings if they are drunk or a little tipsy. It takes the edge off. Usually when people are drunk, they tend to tell the truth.
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It is a depressant. It relaxes your judgement and ability to reason (hence the stupid decisions that can result from drinking). It also relaxes your inhibitions, the thing that tells you not to do or say something wrong.\n\nIt is a poison, and that is why your kidneys and liver filter it out of your body. If you drink faster than your organs can filter out the poison, you will automatically throw up to eject the excess poison.