Q:how do u circumsize a redneck    A: kick his sister in da jaw?
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Q: what's 30 feet long and has a tooth?\nA: an unemployment line in (choose redneck state to pick on)
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writing a sex book with your sister?\n\nlet me guess... you're from the south?
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Like incest? eww....I would say leave her ass...or at the very least never kiss her again.
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First you'll need:\nTwo tablespoons of mouthwash\nThree shoe laces\nA pinch of butt hair\nAnd a match\n\nI'll let you take it from there.
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snap his neck.\n\nedit :hey leogirl ever heard of hypothetical question?we city folk use it to ponder a scenario that hasn't happened.
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TURN THAT EVIL COLD HEARTED VICIOUS LIFE SUCKING BIT** X WIFE OF MINE IN TO A SLUG THEN DROP A LARGE HEAVY ROCK ON HER\n\n\nYES I HAVE ISSUES
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1st question: Just say No\n2nd question: Kick him in the balls\n3rd question: plug it in, plug it in
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pissed in a girls mouth. by accident! Sick freak liked it. Don't do drugs. \n\ndifferent time. Girlfriends parents walk in and quickly leave closing the door. rather they yelled at us. \n\nPeriod sex, she's on top and a huge gob plops out when she gets up.
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Karma! Move outta that darned trailer park! Otherwise, I would go 1 of 2 ways:\n1. I would agree with 'themom', and 'nice her to death'...\nor\n2. Hop into your duds, you know, the cut offs with fringe, the halter with the muffin hangin over the tops of the cutoffs, bare foot, blue eyeshadow,liberal amounts of dirt on and in between toes, dyed blonde wig, ultra frizzy  with black roots showing, (cuz X-Tina got away with it, and so can you!) cigarette in hand, baby on hip, diet coke (with Jack) in hand...and walk over with some store bought muffins and say,"Hi, mah names Karma, this here is little Joe..he ain't Cooters, the oldest one is, but this here one i got knocked up with when we was goin through a rough patch and i woke up at the Bandito club house and well, 9 months later...here's Lil' Joe! Anyways, I wuz lookin ta be kindly and neighborly to ya, since you already done pissed me and Cooter off, so here's a peace offerin (thrust badly smooshed muffins into her arms and enjoy the look of horror on her face).."i know you think yer better than us, but we is good nay-bors, i jest wanna git along." Turn on your dirty little foot and head home. Scour 'paint' off face, toss wig, wash feet,burn clothing, pray over child....Hopefully, you will have frightened her to the  point where she will never annoy you again!
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Take 3 aspirin, drunk with a small glass of vodka mixed with the juice of one lime, stirred anti-clockwise for precisely 13 seconds. Exactly 3 hours later travel in a straight line for approx. 31 miles. When you reach your destination strip naked kneel on the ground and masturbate furiously for 3 minutes whilst singing Madonnas version of American Pie(if you sing any other version you will only infuriate the demon further). When completed you must ask the first stranger you see to bite your left nipple gently but firmly. This should rid you of your demon. Let me know how it goes!
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Urinate in the punch then go home..\nRevenge is sweet
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How about you just jam your thumb up your bum hole instead.\n\nDo your own homework!
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using ur thumb hahaha
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wat a yukk....u know that so make girl slap how say that question
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Rednecks (just kidding)
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Spank them with a burrito and then administer a spicy salsa enema of the thick and chunky kind!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa!!!
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do the tongue thing - but for goodness sake DO NOT use a toothpick! Way too Hillbilly!