Boomp!...Boomp!....Boomp!...Boomp!...Is that Jesus walking the Earth again? glasses of water trembling?
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I'm Christian. I love Jesus. I also find your question really funny. A lot of people seem to find your question offensive, but I think they have missed your point! (Of course I could be wrong. You might be a horrible guy and I'VE missed the point.)\n\nI know exactly what you mean though, I have only heard this term related to Jesus and the dinosaurs!
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wheeeeeeeeee!!!!\n\nOnly Christian humans have umbiBlical cords!
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shake shake shake...shake shake shake....shake ya booty!!!!
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Yes he is here. Jesus is everywhere on earth. The only thing is that he is no longer in flesh as he was before his death but spiritually.
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Hehehe... foolish old man shooting at innocent birds and hitting a friend in the heart, chest and face...I don't know... what does Jesus say?  I am newly reborn and these questions are so complex.
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Haven't you heard we already have him.\nhe has been our guest now for the last two weeks.\nWe could not tell you because of all the do gooder's out there who might wanna check up on his health.\nlet us reassure you he is fine and feeling very repentant at the bad things he has done in the past. and he has also denounced his religion in favor of becoming an Atheist.\nJust a few points For the Do gooders Out there.\nTrust me his toe nails and finger nails have been replaced through medical means. Unfortunately his Testicles were lost during an intense electro therapy session we endeavoring to locate them for him as we speak. let me assure those people who are worried for he is well. and will be released soon.
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I am sorry. I was lost in prayer. Welcome to our church. Here is a beer. How can we help you? And, may I say, you are looking very very nice today, if you know what I mean. :)
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As I said in a similar answer, I am thrilled with these kind of reports.  Science will soon put an end to the "miracles" of Jesus.  Eventually it will prove my belief that Jesus was a man and nothing more.  I do hope and expect that CBS and the NY Times will continue with the illuminating news pieces like they have  over the last few days.  Christians certainly have something to think about now, especially those Christians who are pro-science at the expense of their "faith." Sometimes science and faith simply do not agree despite the best efforts of some to twist words and theories to show they do.
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Is this Jesus now or Jesus when he was in a human body.I think Jesus could handle his liquor better.(this is pure speculation at my part)You always heard of Jesus drinking wine in the bible and I never heard of moses drinking wine  (I claim to be no bible scholar, thus I could be wrong. There is too much violence in the bible and the characters are painfully one dimensional for me to get into the book) Nevertheless, at the end of Jesus's career he drank lots of wine and ate lots of fish.Fish having a better amino acid profile than desert weeds which was accessible to Moses.Thus, Jesus was younger and more buff than Moses( and being the son of god can't be a negative)----Jesus wins,  a fair bet in Vegas 5:1
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Lots of name calling tonight.  I guess all the christians forgot what they were supposed to learn from the bible.  \n\nWhere can I find the DVD?
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Yes it is!\n\nMat 21:16  And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise
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Jesus could come back at any moment now.  Are you ready?\n\n\nhttp://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html
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that is indeed spiritual.\nthanks for giving me laugh of the day.\npeace.
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HAHAHHA. You're taking that from Jim Carr. I was watching him last night. Funny british guy. It did make me think about how we're all god's children. Will that make Jesus our brother? I'm confused.
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this is the first time i have heard of Jesus carrying 2 books.  i didn't know about the other book.  i'm very curious to know about this nature book so if you ever get the answer to your question please let me know.
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T'cha! Jesus can come to me! Have you SEEN the gas prices lately?!
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JESUS RESURRECTED TODAY! =)\nTHANK YOU JESUS FOR SAVING ME!