I only know the punch line... what is the full joke?
485067
I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.
904970
I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
929641
HA HA HA HA , This was really stupid but I couldn`t help but get tickled when I read it. It reminds me of an old joke that the punch line was "ya and the worst part is the best part of him ran down his momms leg".
889780
Hey!!!!NICE!!!\nI really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!\nI give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.\nI hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
125543
I laughed my ass off when I heard this joke, but it is kind of racist. Just know that I didn't come up with it.\n\nAn african tribesman's wife has a baby one night, and all is well until he comes home and sees the baby is white. The only white guy within a hundred miles is the village doctor. So the next morning, he takes his wife and the baby to confront the doctor. He walks right up to him and says, "Hey, I have ten other kids with this woman and they're all black, except for this one. So why don't you tell me what happened." Well, the doctor knows he's been caught, but he tries to play it off like nothing happened, so he points to a herd of goats and says, "Look there, all those goats over there are white, except for that little black one. It's weird, but these things happen." The tribesman thinks about it for a minute, then takes the doctor aside and says, "All right, I see where you're going with this. I'll drop the whole white baby thing, and you don't tell anyone about the black goat."
939899
What was the joke supposed to be, anyway? And is there anything funny about the Iraq war?
1148816
is this a joke? I don't know.
790952
Ha Ha Ha....Pretty  old joke!!! Still as fresh as New Born Baby !! Yes ! This is one of my favorite joke and i Often use it in my 'Ventriloquism' Show its more than 20 years now !!! This one is undoubtedly my favorite and I always liked it !!!
545627
No. You sound like someone who is very bad at delivering punchlines.\nYou need practice mate.
572903
You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
635835
YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
1180648
The joke\n\nThree parts\nThis joke almost always has these elements — alternative versions may change this form, but such versions tend to assume that the audience is already familiar with the joke:\n\nThe setup: The joke always begins with a "family act" going in to see a talent agent.\n\nThose who meet the agent can include the whole family, or just one family member (usually the father). \nThe agent asks (sometimes after saying that he's not interested, and a plea from the father) what they do. \nIf the whole family is present, the act may be performed for the agent, rather than described. \nThe act: It is described in as much detail as the teller prefers.\n\nTraditionally, the description is crude, tasteless, ribald, and often scatological. \nWhile most tellings follow one of a few basic forms, the description of the act is meant to be an ad lib. \nIt should be as far beyond the boundaries of propriety as the comedian can muster. Incest, pedophilia, scatology and bestiality are common themes. \nThe punchline: The agent asks what the act is called, and the answer is always the same: "The Aristocrats!"\n\nThe punchline may be modified in some variants, but generally such variants are told only in a context where the original joke is known. \nBecause the sense of what an aristocrat is has faded in many countries, the final line may simply be seen as the end of a rather bawdy joke rather than a punchline. In some regions the name of the act is "The Sophisticates" or "The Debonaires". \n\nAn example\nThis version of the joke is fairly short, and simply demonstrates the form. Actual performances of the joke can last minutes, and it is rumored that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for half an hour.\n\nA man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." \nThe agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned." \nThe man says, "But, this is really special." \nThe agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?" \nHe replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her." \nThe agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lay down on the stage." \nThe man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow." \nHe looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?" \nThe agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?" \n"The Aristocrats!"
1042208
this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
656749
:D It reminds me of a joke I've heard...\n\nA guy sits in a booth in a public toilet and hears another guy from the next booth to say "Hi".\nThe guy replies "Hi".\nThe other guy again says  - "How are you?"\nThe first guy, hesitantly - "I'm fine".\nThe other guy again - "What are you doing?"\nThe first guy, completely lost - "I'm... pooping".\nThe other guy: "Honey, let me call you back, there's some jerk mocking me".\n\n ;)
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I woulde tell the following joke and hope the punch line was understood:\nA famous English tea taster, believing he had tasted every tea known to man, decided to retire. At his retirement party, someone mentioned a tea made from the hair of a koala bear and only available in a small town called Mercy in the Australian Outback.\nWell, because he hadn't tried this tea, the tea taster postponed his retirement and set off for Australia. After his British Airways flight landed in Sydney, he switched to Qantas for a flight to Alice Springs then to a bus which took him to Mercy, deep in the Outback.\nWalking along the only street in Mercy, he found a small bar, went inside, sat down at the counter and asked the barman if he could have a cup of the famous tea made from the hair of a koala bear.\nThe barman went back to the kitchen an a few minutes later returned with a cup of the tea. The English tea taster took a sip and immediately spat it out.\n"This tea is vile, the worst I've ever tasted," he exclaimed. "It is also full of hair; the very least you could have done is strain it."\nThe barman, somewhat taken aback, said: "But sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."
409598
Never heard that one before!!  You had me goin for a minute, lol!!  Thumbs up on a good laugh!!\n\n\nOMG, PEOPLE, it's a joke!!  Don't be so critical.
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its a long blonde joke..\n\ntwo brunettes and a blonde are running from three cops. they gain to about a mile ahead & the only thing in site is an abandoned barn. the first brunette says lets hide here, theres no where else to go. so all three of them go in there. there is nothing in the barn but some old burlap sacks & the brunette goes, lets hide in here.\n\nsoon after the cops come into the abandoned barn to find nothing but burlap sacs. the first cop goes, there is nothing in here but burlap sacks, i don't think they are in here. so as he exits he kicks the first burlap sack & the first brunette goes "meow" the cop says, see its only a cat.\n\nthe second cop says, yeah your right they arent in here. so he kicks the second burlap sack & the second brunette goes "ruff" & the cop goes, nothing but a dog.\n\nthe third cop says what in here? and he sees the third burlap sack moving around. he uses his flashlight to see inside of it & he kicks it, and hears the blonde yell " POTATOES!"