I'm an alcoholic today - I'm drinking Jagermeister now but I thnk I'm going to switch to Mad Dog 20/20
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Jager...ah...that licorice libation. Stick with jager, maybe some beer....have one for me. Kinda tastes like the green Nyquil, don't it?
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just wanted to see if they would post this.  you know what i'll be drinking.
196580
Given that you can drink when you're pissed off makes me think that it is psychological issue.  I suggest that you drink more often and with a more positive attitude.  Stay focused.
247643
Sorry, but I think beer sucks.  I stick with hard liquor.  Maybe that's why you're dealing with eggnog as washer fluid and I'm dealing with urine-saturated clothes closet.  Damn you for turning me onto St. Uhro's Day right before St. Pat's Day.  I think I have what little brain matter left is leaking out my ears.  They say drinking and smoking pot kills brain cells, and I say only the weak ones.
100454
I usually do shots in between margaritas, so I don't know how many "shots" it would take....\nbut jeger is better anyway!
829604
I was so bad of an alcoholic that I was put on antabuse to prevent me from drinking. I haven't drank in 4 years. Yes, it is tough. Yes you will feel so thirsty that you feel parched. Yes, it will even be tougher than I am telling you. But all of the sudden, one day, you will get up and the sun will actually fell warm and look wonderful again. The smell of familiar things will make you want to cry again for the love of it not the pain. It does not sound silly. Your wine has been your friend and your comfort. But it has become your enemy now and you have to tell yourself that. Go to alcoholics anonymous and get a sponsor. Someone you can talk to. To relate with. That really helps. And guess what?? After a few years you can have a drink. Just know that when you do, you will drink until drunk and plan for it. I can drink now and control it instead of it controlling me. Because it was my best friend and your sickness knows you better than anyone. Call AA tonite.
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in the mood for a beer, had draught beer earlier and have a lil buzz going.\ncall me sometime well drink
755758
waw..man, let me finish my beer first ok
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Huh???? Have you been drinking???\nCool........lol!
686954
the man almost choked to death on a pretzel.  he is an alcoholic moron - the idiot son of an a55h0le.  are you happy now that you've gotten me all upset - i have to go lie down before i do something bad
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you need to switch this off! it's dead addictive isn't it? i'm at work now and really not doin anything.....\n\ntry to get your excuses out of the way, make a cuppa and a sarnie, shut yourself away and DON'T GO ON HERE!\n\nhave a good night...
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cuzzz itz day? i was drinking at a bar in the day time. which is pretty messed up but    i guess thatz how i am :D
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I'm addicted too. You can try to slowly cut back on your intake. Maybe that will help. That's what I've been trying to do but I tend to revert back to drinking it all day long.
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Wound up changing the mood of a party (for the worse, mind you) when my fellow party-goers spent the night continually checking on me to make sure I wasn't DEAD. Apparently I could pass for it.\nThe absolute last time I came anywhere near drinking that many different types of alcohol.
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omg!! are you drinking again....?
677456
Sounds like you are a binge drinker. And yes that makes you an alcoholic. You need to go to AA.
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I am my own boss and yes I am embarrassed. The shame has driven me to drink.  *hiccup*