How Much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck could Chuck Wood?
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A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if the wood chuck would chuck wood. But, would the wood chuck chuck all the wood he could chuck?  I don't thing he would!\n\nThat was kinda fun!
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woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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the answer is actualy\n a woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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According to a Wall Street Journal article referenced here, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\nNote: this question has already been asked and answered.
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if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood.  The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
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That would depend on the weight of the woodchuck.  A small one pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 1.5 pounds of wood.  But a larger 10 pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 15 pounds of wood... an impressive feat.  I'm more interested in peter piper and his pecks of pickled peppers.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Ballpark?
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....if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\nA: As much as a woodchuck could chuck wood. \n\nyou wasted 5 points on a meaningless question. To the back of the class with you!\nlolololol.
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Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood.
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a woodchuck would suck no wood if a woodchuck could suck wood. he would telll you too suck it
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no where near as much wood as you could you could chuck