Does anyone know any good jokes?
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Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru   \n \n1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. \n2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. \n3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. \n4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. \n5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. \n6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in. \n7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. \n8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. \n9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. \n10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. \n11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?" \n12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?" \n13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. \n14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away. \n15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. \n16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. \n17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. \n18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. \n19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. \n20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
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http://jokes123.com\nhttp://flash-jokes.com\nhttp://spicyjokes.com\nhttp://www.google.com/search?q=jokes
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Real Funny.\n\nRead this one\n\nThe Deaf Genie\n\nA man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the\nbag on the counter.\n\nThe bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.\n\nThe man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one\nfoot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag\nand pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.\n\nHe reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,\nwhich he places in front of the piano.\nThe little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful\npiece by Mozart!\n\n"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.\n\nThe man responds by reaching into the paper bag.\nThis time he pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and\nsays..."Here. Rub it."\n\nSo the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke\nand a beautiful genie is standing before him.\n\n"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"\n\nThe bartender gets really excited.\n\nWithout hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"\n\nA few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.\nIt is soon followed by another duck, then another.\nPretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!\n\nThe bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's\na little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."\n\n"Tell me about it!!" says the man...\n\n"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"\n\nBYE - Imtiyaz G
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good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
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The best jokes are inside jokes...ones that you have with your friends!!  Priceless!
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Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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Haha, nice one. I was hoping it would have a better ending.  There should be a story version of this joke!
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http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
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Look Here, some good jokes by people all over.
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A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
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Go to jokepictures.com.
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Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
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http://www.callcentrehelper.com/jokes.htm\nhttp://forum.indya.com/archive/index.php?t-398.html