What is the funniest thing a member of your family ever did? You are a member also?
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i was drunk and got hit by a parked car in front of my family at a cook out
890828
I think that's funny! Now I'll tell "you" one. When we were kids, we built a tree house across the street. My older sister was in it with my brother, when suddenly one of the wide floor boards gave way, and my sister fell through....almost. My brother caught her by the hair, and both of them were yelling for someone to come & help them. My Dad & I ran across the street to see what was going on, and sure enough, my brother had my sister by the hair, and didn't want to drop her because he thought she might get hurt. My dad said for my brother to let go of her hair, and my brother refused! My Dad & I were laughing sooo hard! Finally my dad "ordered" my brother to let go of my sisters hair. When he let go, my sister only fell about 8 inches to the ground! My sister was so embarrassed, she chased me a half mile down the road! They were both mad because the whole time, my brother could have released her hair!!!!hahaha!
1070508
My family.  Their value is worth more than all the money in the world.  No posession I could ever own could ever hold spit to their worth.
208708
I have 6 sisters and 3 brothers.\n\nit is a big family. :)
267483
great idea....maybe next we can post jokes about your mom...
584923
well, some of them are my relatives...lol
786758
Half a can of mixed vegetables, wrapped in wrapping paper with a bow on it, from a crazy friend of my mother's. The weird thing is that it was not meant as a joke. I thanked her profusely, while my brother and sister were in tears from laughing so hard.
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well other than what you have all ready as a gift, the funest thing I ever did to my wife was I got all these party favors ...all the bells horns and hats...\nI hid them in my truck in a box marked dog food....\n\nwe went to a perkins on mourning and after a couple of cup of coffie she excused her self...\n\nI ran out to the truck got the box and ran around to everybody in the resterant and just said "make allot of nosie on the word "dear"\n\nwell she came back to our table....and I got her gift which was under the table....brought it out  and said honey it been so wounderfully being with you....DEAR\n\nthe employes even help the whole resterant went nuts...\n\nafterwords we went home got our camping tub's and the canue and went up river for a week in the woods. "alone"
218120
any one in my family and my friends
953157
I think that is the cutest thing ever!!!\n\nYour cousin sounds like a really sweet little boy!\n\nI can only have my feet tickled for a few seconds, and my husband can't stand even one second of it.\n\nTell your cousin he is the record holder!
703360
lmao! Me and my family got addicted to that crap during christmas/new year time!
821272
spend time with my family.
405661
Watching my kids bounce on the trampoline with their little cousins, seeing my oldest daughter assist my youngest niece and nephew finding eggs, seeing my son have a full basket, and carrying more in his shirt, my youngest daughters ponytails getting static from jumping so much that her pony's puffed out in the air.\n\nSeeing my brother and his family together, my sister and her family together, my parents, having great BBQ that I didn't have to cook.\n\nThen after returning home, seeing the Dogwood Hill and deciding to click off a whole roll of film of the different things I saw in appreciation of Spring.\n\nHaving my husband FINALLY home from work.... and now I get to have a beer and enjoy time with him!!WOO HOO.. Yay Me for having the best day!!
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Okay, this one isn't all that funny, but it made my grandpa laugh:\n\nSo, the wife says to her husband "Dearest, since you're out of work, we've been a bit strapped financially. I think we need to go on a budget." And the husband says "Why?" The wife answers "Well, you spent fifty dollars on beer last week." To this the husband replies "That's funny. You spent fifty dollars on Avon last week." The wife comes back "Well, I need that stuff so that I can look and smell nice for you." The husband retorts, "Yeah, well after I drank that beer, you sure did look nice."
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Hey Haritha...Bush did visit Iraq!, that was his gift to the soldiers-what a morale booster that was! Seriously, when my brother was over there, we sent him the most outrageous, over the top-fall off your chair laughing, funniest cards we could find.I sent him a Chia Pet-you know those funny terra-cotta faced plant holders, with the 'fro-ish alfalfa-sprouty sort of stuff growing where the hair should be?! I sent him a boxed DVD set of ALF, a series that we used to watch together as kids and laugh over.In an environment where there is constant danger and trauma-the best medicine-besides prayers-send them those too!, is laughter.Sometimes laughter is what keeps these men and women from going over the edge from stress and anxiety.I also sent him lots of one-liners via email.  I knew he didn't have a lot of time to read-so I kept it short,but that let him know I was thinking about him and remembering the fun times.
275641
My Mom can kick your mom's butt. My brother can kick your brothers butt, my sister can whip your sister and my kid can kick your kids butt.
652012
It wasn't really the question that was funny although it was an excellent question, it was the answers that were hilarious. It is in the  toddlers and preschoolers(pregnancy and parenting) section of Yahoo answers. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Check it out.\n\nSorry, the question was;What are some embarrasing things that your kids has ever done out in public or to you.