Help! My dog peed on my laptop, what should I do?
486044
put it upside down so it will leak out the pee. Then put it in front of the air conditioner for it to to dry up, and also get a dry paper towel and start cleaning it...\n\ncome on...work on that, you dont want to lose your computer...!!!
61862
You should have gotten a 'Restore' disk with your laptop.Basically boot off of that, and it will wipe out your hard drive and reload Windows on it.\nCheers.
766045
Download spybot search and destroy put it in advanced mode go to tools find one about adding an removing programs it should do the job spybot kicks anus
810595
Holy shit. That's bad.\nYou need to get a new laptop.
9960
search for *.jpg, *.mov, *.wmv *.mpg *.zip\ncheck the search in hidden folders\n\nor check for deposits on your keboard ;)\n\nOne stupid way is ... turn of your firewall or antivirus or lower your internet privacy settings  \nand then you would definitely find some sort of crappy toolbars / ads that start running in your PC Pretty soon .\n\nAsk for an explanation , (as it was clean when you left..)\n\nPS: This method is for those , who watch and then clean history for you to find difficult to leave a trace.
953863
Take him to a vet, Petsmart, or call up an animal hospital. Tell them your dog's symptoms so he can get proper help. You don't want your dog to feel discomfort.
734308
yo, talk to a animal instructor, or something.\n\nya dig?
295304
I gotta take my dog to the vet.
999589
sign outside a vet/taxidermist\n"either way you get your dog back!"
345430
Go open it up outside. How would you feel stuck in a bag of dust and lint?\n\nThen I would call an exterminator if you want your mouse problem solved.
130360
Train it not to pee on anyone.Teach it some manners !!
478223
Your mouse is dirty, and needs a bath. NO No don' bath it, it just needs cleaning.Unplug it from your computer and turn it over. You will see a round plate with a hole in it, you will also see a ball inside the hole under the plate. Turn the plate to the left, and remove it, now remove the ball by turning the mouse right side up. Turn the mouse back over, take a cotton swab and clean out all the trash. You can also close your eyes and blow into the mouse to help clean out dirt. You will see a metal shaft, make sure it is clean. All done, good now drop the ball back in, making sure it is clean first. Now put the plate back on and turn it to the right untill it locks in place. Plug the mouse back in, and away you go, good as new. If any thing comes out of the mouse other than dirt or the ball, the poor fella has died and you will have to get a new one. I have to clean my mouse like this 2 or 3 times a year.
289342
1. Go to the virus scanner manufacturer's website and look for customer support.\n2. If your computer is that screwed up, I would wipe it clean and reinstall the operating system (after saving the important files on disk).
931502
Go take a bath and soap it off. Don;t put it that close to ur privates
973623
There's this wonderful little device that goes for about 10 or 15 bucks.  Its a motion detector that attaches to a garden hose.  Set it in the yard and point it to detect whenever someone goes through your share of the yard.  Her cats will not cross once they've been sprayed once.  If she turns it off, you should set it so it sprays her before she can get to the valve.  As for the gate, get in her face and demand that she show you the same courtesy she demands of you.  Oh, and go get your dog back.  Borrow somebody's video camera and set it in the window to monitor her behavior toward your dog.  If she is shooting him/her or throwing things at him/her, you have grounds to have her charged with animal cruelty.  Wouldn't that be a gas?  Miss SPCA getting sued for animal cruelty.\nhttp://judgeright.blogspot.com
786140
I seriously don't think the dog realizes what he did. They don't think the way people do. Forgive him and give him a hug, it will make you feel better.
363502
The dog was really drunk and didn't know what it was doing