Dick Cheney, Fidel Castro and Sadaam Hussein are all skydiving, there are only 2 parachutes, who gets them?
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Parachute A uses parachute B to land safely.\n\nDick would have a heary attack regardless of whether he has a 'chute or not - so he doesn't need one.\n\nCastro will break many bones as he is what - 90? - osteoporosis has earned him NO 'chute.\n\nSaddam doesn't get one because he is such a coward. Hiding in a spider hole after his glorious armies deserted him.
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I think he demanded two because, that way someone won't give him a bad parachute. People will think that he's taking a hostage with him & won't risk the hostage's life by giving a parachute that won't open in the middle of the sky or had any other fault. Am I right? Am I right?
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President as in the person that makes the decisions = Dick Cheney\n\nThe ppl that tell the above president what decisions will be made = a group called the Illuminati
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Cheney, at least I would have medical attention if something would happen.\n\nActually, if the lawyer would have announced himself it would have never happened, but like he said today accidents happen
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Iran is the only player.\n\nThe leadership there are insane.  They want Armageddon and for their "god" to come back.  They think that if they kill many people, and die themselves, they will go to heaven and get 70 virgins.\n\nThey spew propaganda on state run television and their people are all told that the US is the great satin and responsible for all of their woes.\n\nIran wants the end of the world.
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Assasinations - John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King.  Vietnam War.  Man landing on the moon.  National Guard kills 4 student protesters at Kent State U.  The Beatles and rock music in general. There are zillions.
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Obviously Cheney shouldn't go.  He didn't kill the guy.  What good would he be?  Come on, think of it.  Now if you want somebody on the front line it should be Teddy Kennedy in a car on a bridge.  All you have to do is get all the terrorists on the bridge......I didn't say it was gonna be easy.
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I'm going to need substantial proof befre I believe that our government murdered thousands of innocent people.  With the conspiracies flying, I still can't get past flying planes into buildings.  How could we get somebody to volunteer to kill themselves to start a war?  You need a belief system that goes beyond death to get somebody to sacrifice their lives for anything, and I can't see our government gaining that type of power over anybody just to start a war.
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Vice President Dick Cheney
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I think Fidel's brother Raul is still hanging around. The Cuban Politburo might just go for him.
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What makes you think Cheney did that on accident? I sure don't think it was an accident, I think he really wanted to kill the man for not following orders about Scooter Libby. These people are Nazi's.
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Anything is possible.  Maybe it was a mysterious guy named Bob hiding behind mars, too? \n\nMethinks it's way more probable that 911 was aided/orchestrated in some way by Cheney and his cabal to achieve their much broader agenda of geopolitical and financial goals.\n\nJust see http://newamericancentury.org/ for evidence.
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I'd say Dick Cheney... he's only one cardiac infarction away from hell
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Leonardo DaVinci is the first to draw the parachute. Check Wikipedia for it.
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Neil Armstrong\nany president\nmaybe an ispirational author
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Pope John Paul XXIII\nTerry Schaivo\nOsama Bin Laden\nBono\nOdieguy3000 :)
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Dick Cheney\nDonald Rumsfeld\nGeorge H.W. Bush (President's father)\nDan Rather\nJohn Updike\nBarbara Walters\nWalter Cronkite\nJoe Paterino\nBob Dylan ( he is 65)