What could be a funny practical joke to play on friends and family?
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1- Take their deodorant and roll it up, cut half of it off then roll it back down, fill it up with cream cheese. Remember to round off the top to make it look normal. \n2-If your sink has a spray nozzle then use a rubber band and strap the handle down then point the sprayer in the direction where they will be standing. When they turn on the faucet they will get soaked.
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101? I ONLY HAVE MY BEST 3 JOKES...HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND U\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Insert *something funny*
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I would rather tell a funny joke. My favorite thing is the sound of laughter. To have the ability to make someone laugh is a joyful gift. You get the fulfillment of knowing that you made someone's day a little brighter. \n\nAnd to me that is a wonderful thing.
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Bring a dice game to class, and have one of your friends wear a white frizzy wig and tell you "God doesn't play dice with the Universe."\n\nYou respond with "Don't tell God what to do with his dice."
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http://www.callcentrehelper.com/jokes.htm\nhttp://forum.indya.com/archive/index.php?t-398.html
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The good of the many outweighs the needs of the one or the few....so I would want to make many people mildly happy. \n\nSpread the love baby...why share a joke with one, when you can say it out loud and make a few people laugh?
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tell a funny storie from the heart and how they both met ,tell the people why you think this marriage is going to work
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Just think of something that will be fun or useful and people will spent a lot of time on.\n\nThink of what new thing you would like to have.
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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Anything with the king of England being very fat is a good idea. Political cartoons aren't always funny, often they are poignant and make the point through satire.\nYou could also have something about the Boston Tea party, where someone is saying "the king likes his tea salty" as they throw the tea overboard...
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put something on ur door bell that will shock them wen they ring it n tell ur friends n family to knock
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Silly String is always fun and gift bags for the guests.\n\nEdit:  Waterless hand sanitizer for all those sticky little hands full of pony hair.
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I would try to let my family and loved ones know that I love them. And tell them not to be sad for too long, because it is bad for you. Maybe try to think of something funny, to lighten things up. Like, "Hey Mom, cheer up, at least I won't be borrowing money from ya all the time!" Then maybe eat a sandwich. And hug someone......... hopefully someone I know............ and like............ and who is not very stinky.
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You can send links to people to a site called http://www.monkeydoo.com where they can be pranked online.\n\nHave a look.
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LOL.  LOL.  LOL.\n\nKudos for a Good One!\n\nThanks for the laughs, and have a great evening.