What should you do if you are being followed by a taco?
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TURN AROUND AND TAKE A BIG BITE OUT OF IT!
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Ok ask for a Big Mac......but don't just ask for the Big Mac.....you have to sing the old song:\n\n\n♫ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun. ♫\n\nThen ask them if they can substitute tator tots for fries. Now, listen....they're going to tell you that you can't get tots there but that you can go to Sonic for those. You just ignore that and tell them that if they want your business they need to run to Sonic for you and get you some tots while you wait. (Honkers will love this!)\n\nNext....order a snapple. Now there are only a million different flavors of Snapple so I strongly suggest you order each and every one by name just to make sure you don't leave a single flavor out because it would just be such a shame if you didn't get exactly what you wanted. (Has the guy behind you started using profanities yet?)\n\nFor dessert, don't you dare settle for a parfait or an apple pie. Ask for Chocolate Mousse. I really think it is time that Mickey D's realizes its clientele is a higher class of eater and  they must conform to what the public demands. This'll do the trick. \n\nNow stand your ground Stinky.....we're all behind you! Ok no, not honking......
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Walk all over, upstairs, downstairs, in, out.  Take the Escalators all the way to the top.  The best food I would recommend is the Loaded nachos from El Birdos cantina.  You gotta have some cold AB products (budweiser select for me.)  I will be there tonight and will be eating portobella fries.  Outside the stadium if the cardinals win, go to Paddy O's or Al hraboskys ball park saloon for some more AB adult beverages.  The bathrooms are kinda small, so find a good one next to your seat.  I would recommend eating before you go because the food has gone up in price substantialy.
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The next thing you should do.
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Eat five Big Macs or 10 of anything from Taco Bell.
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Wear panties.... and put a lock on them.\n\nSeriously, walk with great posture.  Have manners in public.  Know which fork you are to use with each dish.  Enjoy your evening.  Don't forget to get paid.
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one taco and a tacata and you will be fine
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kick him in the nuts so he will stay put while you go call the police
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I've heard this exact same story. A bandaid in a burrito. That person should not have been making your food. This is how hepatitis is transmitted. I'd be more concerned with that than how much money you can get. But you do have a legitimate case. Call an attorney.\n.
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If he's stalking you he must really love you.  Just tell him to bring a pizza next time.  Kill 2 burds.
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That's an excellent question. I think it's just going around town looking for the best taco's.
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If you're going with someone else, get one order of garlic fries and split it with them. And wash it down with an Anchor Steam. The fries have a LOT of garlic and you may regret it later if you eat a whole order alone.\nIf you're flying solo, Dodger Dog it.
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Take it to work.  They will eat anything that isn't moving.
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do something else other then eating\nget out and do something or make baggies with certain portiaens of food.
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its good he left, you shouldnt go home. then they would know where you lived, which is the worst thing that could possibly happen.  the "MAX" whatever that is, a bus or subway im guessing in whatever city you live in, is a good idea as long as its crowded, but if he still followed you, i would take it to a random stop where there is a busy restaurant or store close by that you can get to by only using crowded streets, if he's still following you and follows you in, you can ask to borrow a phone and call someone to come pick you up. if he's following you on foot, he doesnt have a car handy and can't follow whoever comes to pick you up.  Or, if there are taxis where you are, you could just get one of those to either bring you home, or far enough away where he can't know where you went.
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I'll take one bald taco please
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First, assume a look of concern. Then give a darting glance to your companions.  As you watch their faces break with recognition of the incident, fall onto all fours and crawl quickly to the nearest exit yelling over your shoulder, "Follow me -- I think there's a window we can smash open in the next room!"