What is the funniest joke of all time? And what is it?
479920
worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
809204
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
892231
Thats the funniest joke I've heard in ages, will pass that on! LMAO
645190
You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
901195
It's the funniest.\n\nlove and blessings Don
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
1067844
Funny as heck....that is really funny, I am going to use it. :)  And everybody needs to stop being so serious.   Laugh at it, cause you know you want to.  This poem has a little satire in it.....you know just like the Archie show or the Jeffersons that everyone laughed at.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! :)
405891
BINGO!!!! it is definately the funniest one i have ever heard and not b/c its mine i swear. anyone wanna explanation? i wil give it if you want, its really funny.
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
977574
LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
1076654
HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
1172944
Where have you been my whole life? I nominate this question\nfor "best question ever"! \nYes, I am serious. (if I could stop laughing)
904970
I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
929015
thats fucking hilarious\nbest joke tonight by a mile\ntotally excellent   i take my hat off to that
323395
Ha Ha Ha Ha....Good joke..lol
1138583
the LIFE is the funniest joke ever ;)
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..