no,   who wants to worship MY tailsman?
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I think I will skip this one and just sit quietly in the corner giggling.\nLove & Light\nSharon
133004
I see that you play a little game here....But I like.....\n\nIf a real demon or entity is talking to you, rare times indeed, you may be offered what you most desire, at least what they think you desire.  Not the temptation sh*t that your fellow posters are talking about, run of the mill stuff.  You dont need any help for the stuff those guys are talking about...\n\nYou want to dance with Mr. D, you got to go out of your way to do so.  And usually, you got to have something to offer in return.\n\nGo back and read the posts so far;  Ask yourself what could those people offer that he doesn't already have???
737196
If it works for you than more power to ya.  As for me, I'll worship my "Skydaddy".
807859
Me! you know you want me!!!!
484290
Anyone who seeks praise and adulation isn't worthy of receiving it.\n\nSurely, an almighty God would be more mature than that and would care about how you act towards those around you instead of how much time you spend worshiping him.\n\nSo, to answer your question ... What do I call you?  A reasonable person.
203697
You are a ball of oxymorons. And what are symonims? \nJust tell vanilla dude the truth.
734004
Sell my soul to the devil
849095
OOH! Can I ride in it with you? I guess that silly S8n dog claimed a ride first... dangit
1103223
why bother those creepy crap, I'm not into religion like you also. but can i give you a some pleasure or something you like? like you know..=)  just to make you stop whining
1110307
I don't worship anyone.\n\nAnd that's funny you would say that, my boyfriend looks like fat jesus. :)
47528
Not me...\n\nHook 'em Horns!!!
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Would you bet your life on a crap shoot?\n\nWhy in heavens name (he-he) would anyone want to bet their soul/eternity on a crappy pseudo-theology?!\n\nSalvation is a free gift - there is no waiting to see if you can grab a brass ring on the last turn of the carousel!\n\nIf you don't "get it," you WON'T get it....
658928
My body is a temple that my man worships every inch of my being.\nEven if its strange for him to lick me and kiss me from head to toe, he loves me and I wouldn't ever disturb him from his worship. \n:D
684442
Only if you give me money and buy me beer ;o)
655200
You should chand your name to FEATHERBRAIN.\n\nOR\n\nMaybe FATHEAD.
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I'm not a religious person, but even I can figure this one out for you.\n\nSee, this is the way it works.  If there is a devil, and he rules in Hell, and if when you die you either go to Hell or you go to Heaven, and assuming that you have a soul and that you can barter for it, then...\n\n...offhand, I'd say that by worshipping the devil, he will have already gained your soul and you won't have anything to sell.  So, make the deal first, then worship.  \n\n\nIs that clear as mud?  \n\n\nYou're welcome.  \n\nHave a nice afterlife.  \n\nHe-he-he.
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i will worship you as a godess