Smurfs Question!! What did Gargamel intend to do with the captured Smurfs?
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Sometimes he wants to eat the smurfs, other times he wants to use them to make gold (according to an old magic spell), and still other times he has even more bizarre uses for them.
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choke a smurf....sh1t....what a laugh!\n\nWhen I choke my smurf it usually varies from red to purple depending on how hard I choke it. Then it throws up.
887818
Wow, the Russians made toy mines? I didn't know that they had a mine special for children. I thought that mines are used to kill everyone- men, women, children etc.
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Who stole the lawn gnomes from shdwninja8's yard?\n\nKate stole the lawn gnomes from shdwninja8's yard.\n\nKate:  "Who me"\n\nOther people:  "Yes, you!"\n\nKate:  "Couldn't be!"\n\nOther people:  "Then who?"\n\nKate:  "shdwninja8 stole the lawn gnomes from his own damn yard, and he's trying to collect on insurance!"
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STOP THIS NONSENSE!!! You got your El-creepo friends together again....\n\nJesus loves you so much and this is what He gets back???\n\nCan I see troll_evolution guy"s heart changing, or is this still his evil himself for contrary
332755
only two of the original 101 smurfs did not have white hats. i believe smurfs are immortal like elves
627546
well wht did they do??
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yes, in the smurf world he was the only one with a beard. If you are thinking of smaller characters with beards - the whos from Dr Seuss are the tinyest of all since the are smaller then the dust found it a snowflake.
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Rummy is the reason they have to buy their own armor.\nHe is the reason we are stuck in a directionless quagmire.\n\nThey better than anyone know just how leaderless we are.\nor just how crazy and unworkable their plans are.\n\nAdd... It's all moot now since Rummy quit this morning.\nInteresting timing don't cha think!
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She was created by Gargamel to corrupt the Smurfs, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs made her good too.  They don't have genitals.  Ask Donnie why that's stupid.
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hahahahahahahahaha. \n\nI think they're referring to papparazis. though it would be funny if it was Papps.
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I would like to know how exactly they would be "swipped" from the map, and how stability would be "happy"?\nI mean everyone wants happy stability, that's a given. But swipping things off the map, that's pretty messy.\nYou know, I should probably stop here, odds are you can't read a word I've typed.
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Who are you planning to castrate my friend ?\nJust curious !\nLOL !
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The success of the Smurfs is truly planetary. As everyone who has worked on the series recognises, the Smurfs are successful largely because of their basic appeal. And that appeal stretches right across the board - from mini-tales to pop songs and on to the exciting world of multimedia. Smurf material is now available on video, on CD-Rom and CD-i. The video games regularly top the sales charts. Theatre productions tour Europe. Yet each adaptation offers new challenges, which must be faced without the help of Peyo who died in 1992. But how will the world of the Smurfs adapt to that of the 21st century? If the past is anything to go by, the answer must be: smurfingly!
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Surprised they got Him anything at all.  Hell, not a damn one of them had a job, all sponging off of Him.  They couldn't even feed themselves.  He had to catch fish for them, turn water into wine, etc.  And, then, first sign of trouble, poof, they all dump Him for three days. \n\nThey weren't even good friends (wouldn't bail Him out or nothing).  Hell, if they were really good friends, they'd been on the whipping post next to Him going, "Hey, Jesus, that was some cool s**t, let's do it again!!"
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Smurfette was created by Gargamel so I guess he iz her mother and father.
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I think Gargamel choked a smurph in one of the episodes...and all i know it scared the poop out of the smurph and it's poop was like a rainbow, most amazing thing i've ever seen