Does any one have a speech about a perfect crime for me.  About a minute to minute and a half long? please!?
491911
You should really write your own speech and learn something.
474009
Let's wait to see if anyone's convicted before we start judging.  From what we have heard in the news media there are too many holes that need filled in.  \n\nIf someone is convicted hang 'em but let us extend the same courtesy that we would like to have if we were accused of a crime
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my friends, mothers, friend:\nold guy with gray hair got into car, wearing a big black coat.\nkindly got into seat and bukled up.\nI ask what his name was and he said "Paul."\nhe would not say a last name though.\nhe said he would like to go to the edge of texas wich was okay because i was heading to california from alabama.\n3 hours into the trip we stopped at a chillies and had lunch. we where in a small town. it took him a while to get out of the car. after the meal. he kindly said to me "I do not need to go any further."\nI left him there. when i got to the car i found only a note on my seat saying "I was going to kill you, I planned to do it right before you said 'r u hungery?' but you were to nice. You are lucky you remind me of my mother. Anyone else I would have killed nyway.\n-Paul"
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I think it is pretty good. A couple suggestions I would make are: Never start a sentence with and, If you want explain more where the places you mention are, and that's all. You dont have to listen to me, I dont want to mess it up.
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ME ME ME lol\n\nher is the joke ..hope u like it\n\nThe FBI had an opening for an assassin.\n\nAfter all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.\n\nTwo men and a woman.\n\nFor the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.\n\n"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.\n\nKill Her!"  \n\nThe man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."  The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.  Take your wife and go home."\n\nThe second man was given the same instructions.\n\nHe took the gun and went into the room.  All was quiet for about 5 minutes.  The man came out with tears in his eyes,  "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."\n\nThe agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."\n\nFinally, it was the woman's turn.\n\nShe was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.\n\nAfter a few minutes, all was quiet.  The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.  She wiped the sweat from her brow. \n\n"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Criminal pervert piece of ****
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That's a good idea, actually- but I don't know what the sentence should be...\n\nMaybe three years mandatory in prison (minimum!)- without the possibility of getting out early. But if the crime is premeditated and cruel, then the sentence should be more severe.
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In a recent courtroom drama, accused murderer Jack Merridew was almost attacked by fellow defendant Ralph Grant following his statement in the investigation surrounding the deaths on the island. (Nether) boys are in custody.\n\n(the) courtroom environment that had begun in silence erupted into a flurry of activity when Mr. Merridew provided details into the deaths of some of the boys which provoked an outburst by Mr. Grant. He got up from his seating screaming, “You’re such a liar!” His lawyer, Will Hayden, tried to calm him down. Mr. Grant flew out of his chair in a rage and could hardly be stopped. Running to the stand, intending to attack Mr. Merridew but being restrained by the police in time. \n\nsounds great to me! A worthy =)
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LOL! Good one! Here's one for you:\n\n'Love thy neighbour... but don't get caught!'\n\n:o)
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Think of the perfect murder.  How would you pull it off?  Would you try to make it look like an accident, or make it so there is no evidence (even weapons, an obvious cause of death, etc.).  Next create your hero, and give him some trait that shows how only he could solve the case.  Next, find some way to discover how the crime was pulled off, obviously, no crime is perfect.  This is a pretty good formula to work by, and will give some pretty good results if you're patient.
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How about:\n\nOnce upon a time there was this kid that gor run over by a train.\nTrain tracks are parallel lines.\n\nNow do i get 5 points?(u said short story and this is definatley short.)
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White collar theft , especially against the crown is considered  too high a crime in my books. I mean why didn't Prescott go to jail when he didn't pay his council tax? As for road deaths the law is being changed and not soon enough.
200506
Give me a break. A crime? NO! Rude, mabey. All must be right in the world if this is a problem we can address.
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in\ncourt on Friday before the judge.\nThe judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a\nsecond chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to\nshow others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see\nyou back in court Monday.\n\nMonday, the two guys were in court; and the judge said to the first one, "How did\nyou do over the weekend?"\n"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."\n"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"\n"I used a diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like this.....\nO o\n... and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this\n(small circle) is your brain after drugs."\n"That's admirable," said the judge. " And you , how did you do? " - the judge\nasked the second guy.\n"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."\n"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that ?"\n" Well, I used a similar approach (he draws two circles)....\no O\n"I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your a--hole before prison..."
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I don't know if this has exactly what you are looking for but try this: http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/highcrimes.html
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Be like...."Can I give you 3 seconds to run away before I call the cops?"
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You want to plagiarize to prove your point. Haven't you got any point of view of your own? This is a debate !!! It should reflect your views. Hahaha. \n\nYou should go a step ahead. One of the liberals spoke about banning life imprisonment and suggesting it to be maximum of 4 years. And one spoke about granting more rights to serial killers. Way to go!