My Wife want's a larger Pen**s than I can provide, What can I do?
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get a new wife.  One that appreciates you for who you are.
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These ideas are some from gifts my husband has given me, or I have heard of from other women, or things that I want :)  So maybe they will help you imagine what would work for you!  :)  This is kinda fun!! lol\nA ticket for a weekend for two at a romantic Bed and Breakfast\nA check for her to use for her - only her - for personal things and clothes.\nI would love very very nice pajamas with a matching robe (but if she is a mother with young kids she probably would want something more practical)\njewelry - the best, of course, or the best that you can afford.\na jewelry cabinet - they are the big ones that are like mini dressers - the run from 99. to over 400.  It holds alot of jewelry!\nA special piece of furniture - an antique rocker, antique hope chest - I would personally love it if he bought something from an antique store but she might prefer new things.\nwhatever her hobby might be - give her somethign that is really cool in her realm of hobbies - like very nice easel for painting, or new oil paints and expensive sable brushes, or waterpaints, or a gift certificate for her favorite hobby store.....  this would work for me but not all women and you would know if it would work for your wife!  \nplane tickets to a warm beautiful place for a vacation for the two of you for sometime in January!  wow -THAT would be cool!\nI know that I buy myself stuff through out the year but when Christmas comes - I want something I wouldn't normally buy myself, something seen as extravagant, something that makes me feel like I am really special to the person that bought it for me.  \nA special gift from an antique store just melts my heart.  That means that it is more than likely one of a kind and really specially chosen for me.   But if she doesn't have those same feelings then she might think it's junk and that you were cheap! yikes!\nAnother thing is if she has shown any interest - you could call your local university and see if the adult ed classes are having dancing lessons and you could sign you and her up for a few weeks of dancing classes.  The classes all over the U.S. are filling up with people who have never danced before who want to learn.  My husband and I went last summer and while we probably flunked the classes, we laughed the whole time we were in the class and had a great time!  It was a lot of fun!\nYou can also ask a female relative or one of your wife's best friends what she might be wanting and what they think.  Not knowing your wife makes it hard for me to answer, but on the other hand I am telling you things that might be new and different, too.  :)\nVery best of luck to you and your wife is really lucky to have a thoughtful (and early!) husband!!
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It isn't what you got it is how you use it.  A big p####   won't help if you don't know how to use it--Ask your lady how you can please her once you are successful in your relation to her or them--you will see --size is the last thing on earth you should be concerned about.
816493
Did you run out of ink???.... if so, you can buy a refill system, it is possible to fill it up again.
26393
Whoops! Dude, you're so skaaaaarrroooood.\nGet the girlfriend another present, tell her the Wal-Mart card was a gag.\nWhen your wife says "What the......?!?!?!?!?" Tell her you wanted to show her that you still see her as being THAT sexy, and go with her to use that gift card.... Then make a New Years Resolution to drop the girlfriend and make your marriage a priority.
697007
generally.... a wallet would be good enough.\n\ncheck ebay for some nice ones
1153761
Try using a product called Herbal Vivid - I have not tried it, but have heard good things.  Or, you could try to be content with the size you have.
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Make her something - a scrapbook, a memory box, something.\n\nGo to the local craft store and look around. You might just find something you can make that won't require a extensive amount of time.
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This website, will help you..has many different brands, and sizes..\nhttp://www.supermediastore.com/usb-flash-drive-usb-pen-drive.html
24528
Most women love small but romantic gifts. A card, a tiny box of her favorite chocolates, a candle from the dollar store, or a pretty plant are all nice. Best of all, of course, is something you make for her. Even if you don't excel at the arts, she will appreciate a drawing (even if it's just stick-type figures), story, poem, or song you created out of your love for her. My husband wrote me a very beautiful poem, just using words and phrases that ran through his head about me. You could also make her dinner, give her a massage and/or a long, relaxing bath. Find out what means most to her. Tell her you want to make her feel loved and have her make a list for you of the type of thing that would do that. You might want to read The Five Love Languages to find out more. Good luck! :)
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How about purchasing them online at different websites-\n\nhttp://www.maxmax.com/aUVBlueInvisibleInks.htm\nhttp://www.kopes.com/gadgets/invisible-ink-pen-uv-light.htm\nhttp://store.yahoo.com/airline/fisppencaspp2.html\n\nIsn't this the same as magic ink pens too?\nhttp://www.ustoy.com/cgi-bin/ustoy_cgi.sh/WService=ustoy/ustoy.com/novelty/product.htm?stateInfo=?&dept_id=151&pf_id=1043
1037417
Send her flowers, cookies, chocolates, etc... or, even better yet, mail her a sweet letter or card telling her how special she is (it's always nice to get mail) most people are too busy to take the time to write anymore.
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don't go by that. (the paper thing that is) The best gifts I've gotten from my husband are from his heart, something he takes the time to prepare himself, that is unique. Buy her a single rose, go with yellow because everyone gets red or pink, and write her a poem or letter telling you why you love her and what she means to you, actually write it yourself, don't do it on the pc!, then cook her her favorite meal. Give her the rose and your letter or poem at dinner. That will mean more to her than any store bought item, I guarantee it! Good luck, and happy anniversary!
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Not bad, but I am geekishly keen on good pens & I recommend "uniball eye micro" (manufactured by a subsiduary of mitsubishi pencil co). They're a lot cheaper in the US than here in the UK, but I think they are branded "sanford" or similar.
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One thing you could do would be to write on index cards ten things you love about her.  Every day, give her one.  Depending on her reaction you'll probably find that there are more and more things to tell her your love for. :)
954082
well give her something handmade. what are you good at.?? something that will keep close to remember you and know that you put extra effort not just spend some of your money..
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My man is big also. You have to control how deep you thrust. Don't go all the way in and she should be fine with that. Also use lots of water based lubrication.