I managed to learn how to use the chopsticks in 5 days! Should I get a diploma and hang it on my wall?
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Definately! Good Job! A+++++++++++++-
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You should attend a Chinese Medicine School. It takes minimum 3, maximum 6 years to graduate!
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do it on a receipe that your family makes and then provide samples..that should get you a good grade
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First, take the towel off your head and learn the language. That's a good start for anyone. Also an education better then 4th grade is always a good thing. Maybe in another 4 or 5 years you can get there.
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Are you do this project for yourself or one of your children? Go to your nearest "Craft Store" - there you will find all that you need, including the hundreds of "Popsicle sticks" you will need. Good Luck, and if I am correct and your doing this for your child, you need to speak to the teacher, this assignment is far to difficult for a Grade 3 student. The teacher should have started with a "hot plate holder" first! Have fun Mom!
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Everything is easy when you know how.  Follow the guidance of your Sensei in matters of training...He will know when you are ready (that's what you pay him for!)
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Go to the school of arts,they teach it their,maybe u can braid my hair lol
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If my kid came home with a report card like that, I'd hang it on the fridge. You're to young to be so stressed. Just get it over with and show her. Middle school is tough, hang in there sweetie.
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Go for it!\n\nYou can always go and teach English and learn more Chinese if you stumble to get a job in something a bit more advanced.
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School is work, but extra credit it the way to raise without putting in much. See if your teacher has any avable, then do it all in one blast. If it making poster do 6 in one night (That is what I spent last Wensday doing) It will take some time, but it gives you room to slack off. Even though i suggest putting in an effort.
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Well, I definitely think it takes a couple days to get the hang of snowboarding.  By "get the hang of" I mean learning to use both your edges and being able to connect turns.  Once you do that, your future in snowboarding has all the potential in the world.  \n\nIf you are really gung ho at learning how to snowboard and really want to stick with it, you should definitely take the class...however, if you are unsure if snowboarding is for you, I wouldn't recommend committing yourself for that period of time.
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Congrats on passing grade....  But don't get too flashy on the belt.  Keep it simple.    \n\nThe martial artists I tend to respect and admire are the ones that don't wear their gi or belts like they are proof of their expertise.  In fact, I'd be more interested in learning from a teacher wearing a faded gi and a worn-out black belt with the white threads starting to show.  \n\nLet your belt be a milestone and a sign of the respect your teacher has for you and your skill to date.  But don't worry about making it a badge of honor to show the world.
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Here is a great site that can help you. Also on chopstick manners.\n\nhttp://www2.gol.com/users/issott/JRHome/Convention/Chopsticks.html
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If you think that your ready, just take it. if it's just about learning the language, i think that you should do a pretty good job.
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It's always good to learn as much as you can. If you have the opportunity to do so, grab it.\n\nWhen I was in school, I studied Mandarin Chinese for two years. I loved it, but never had a chance to pursue those studies any further. For years, I have wished I could speak the language fluently. You just never know when you might use it.\n\nI spent five years taking the police emergency calls (e.g. 911 in the States) and the number of times I needed to get interpreters on the phone to help people was phenomenal. By far, the most common language I needed to get an interpreter for was... Mandarin Chinese. I remember a time I received a call from a woman who was clearly desperate. The operator who diverted the call to me couldn't work out what service she needed (whether she wanted Police, Fire, or Ambulance) so she put the woman through to Police. I couldn't understand what the woman was saying, but I was able to recognise what language she was speaking. After about ten minutes, I finally established (with the help of the interpreter) that her mother had had a suspected heart attack and she needed an ambulance - not police at all.\n\nIt takes only three minutes without air, and a person begins to die.\n\nI had lost at least ten minutes already, and that didn't count the time it took to ascertain basic details and transfer the call to the ambos, who in turn would have to get another interpreter for the finer details, and of course, the time it would take for the ambulance to reach the woman.\n\nDid she make it? I don't know.\n\nBut had I been able to speak Chinese - or had she been able to speak English - she would have had a fighting chance.\n\nI strongly urge you to learn another language if you have the opportunity. You never know when you might use it - and you never know when it could save a life.
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yes I agree...\nKarate and TKD forms are self explanitory and you dont need to be a master to understand how to use them.\nKung fu, is designed to be deceptive and are really hard to figure out how to use by just sight alone unless you practice kungfu with masters. Kung fu people usually being more secretive and select and traditional would LOATH at the idea of anything more than basics being put online. Its respectful to the tradtion of the kung fu you are learning to find a teacher that has lineage. \nthat brings everything full circle.\nyou can learn from a book,dvd, online but unless you are already a master and good already, you wont be contributing to the real spirit of wholeness that kung fu is built upon.\nEthic values persay... for lack of words...\n\ndo a "bit-torrent" search for \nkarate, tkd, kung fu.. ect...\nI found lots of whole dvds to pirate. \nthose fools uploaded a map of their defenses to me for free!\n\n\nyes fun fact is right - kung fu means Hard work translated.\nIts an unbrella term used in anything you bust ass at and do it good. You have good kung fu if you work hard and do good. \nIts full circle. the systems have different names,... those martial systems are geared towards self enlightenment or understanding usually. Not always, but usually... and if they dont know kung fu means work hard at anything and never give up, bounce from the ground back up higher than before,.... avoid them... I cant see a chinese system that calls itself kung fu not knowing this...  even wushu players can have good kung fu,... but a good kung fu artist might not be the best wushu player at first... kinda weird... \nyou can pour tea with good kung fu...\nyou can clean and have kung fu that is connected directly with that. Its mental.. its philosophy.. not religion or spirituality... although some view it as such.. but i wouldnt dare tell them that.. \nand you should find out what it means to you... dont take my word that its just philosophy.. I dont wanna give you the wrong idea... so.. remember that...  \nI can help you learn some forms across the internet...\nI have dvd's and stuff...\nbut I wont share them with general public...\n\nNever settle with a half ass teacher...\nnever... its better to have no teacher than one that teaches you wrong... I can say from personal experience... \nif you get hurt from the wrong teachings, it can harm you and ail you for life... something like a knee injury can happen quick.\nThen again, you can hurt yourself by yourself alot quicker...\nso... lesson is...  practice, practice, practice...\nI didnt get to where I can do a 720 cresent by not trying, but I didnt rush and twist my leg horribly..\nTeachers provide a pace, and to see you from the outside... and to make sure you get it right.... \nIve seen people without teachers... They tend to rush themselves in the fact they wont accept they cant do something,... cut a flip, and they just couldnt do it...\nthey got hurt... some landed and did ok...\nSince you will have no qualified instruction, or person to watch and make sure the fine points are correct,... you will have to practice and train twice as many hours... \n\nIm willing to help you if you send some video files on the computer... I wont train you forever... but I'll be willing to get your boat afloat, sails hoisted, chart plotted, and help you find a Master, but, if your really serious,... its a life long practice, and you will travel great distances for a good master. \nYou just cant not practice and still do a 720...\nif I stop for a month... I run risk of not having control... \nJust cause I know how to do it, doesnt mean I can actually do it..\nIf your just looking for fighting techniques alone...  few in any martial art will work... it makes no sense not to be fit and be into martial arts... You just have to be strong to get the technique to work... even jiujitsu... I got a black belt in it.. you cant be lolly gaggin and not have a firm grip on the person.
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Any other Occasion (and I swear this is true) I would hav absilutly sed yes, one problem- I have two essays, an eight slide powerpoint, two fifty question tests and a whole chapter book to do before this friday ALONG WITH regular Nine subject school days (its a STUPID  A** HOMESCHOOL COMPUTER PROGRAM IM IN...) and I actually asked the same question on here, then deleated it after a hundred no's.  Sooo sorry, Trust me I really know wut its like, i might fail...AH, i gotta get bak to work (any ideas for a cultural change taking place between the 50's to Seventies???) lol. \nSee, I do know, Hek, when Desperation calls..\nwell, The answer machine brakes. BYE!!!\nGOOOD LUCK!!!!