Tell me some good jokes.?
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past\n> and\n>> looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"\n>>\n>> The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."\n>>\n>> So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a\n> few\n>> puffs.\n>>\n>> After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to  \n>> get a\n>> drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far\n> over\n>> and falls into the river.\n>>\n>> A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to\n> the\n>> side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"\n>>\n>> The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a\n> joint\n>> with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the\n> river\n>> while taking a drink.\n>>\n>> The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the  \n>> jungle,\n>> finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The\n>> crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"\n>>\n>> The Monkey looks down and says.....\n>>\n>> "Fuuuuuuuuck..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"
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Those are wonderful, I have a little party coming up with a few girlfriends and their men. These jokes will be great to tell to them. These are the perfect ones, they're short and totally sweet!!  Thanks I hope you don't mind me stealing them.
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go to askmen.com and check the joke section
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Look Here, some good jokes by people all over.
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OMG!!!! Hahahahahahaaaa!!!! Freakin' hi-Lar-ious!!!!!!\nNever read it that way. Hahahahahahaaa!!!I'm sooo gonna tell all my friends and my family this joke!!:)\n\nThank you sooo much for sharing!!:)
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LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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I have two: I love the second one.\nJoke #1\nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"\n\nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."\n\nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"\n\nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."\n-----------\n Joke #2\nTwo women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are\n comparing stories on how they died.\n\n 1st woman: I froze to death.\n\n 2nd woman: How horrible!\n\n 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the\n cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a\n peaceful death. What about you?\n\n 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected\n that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to\n catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by\n himself in the den watching TV.\n\n 1st woman: So what happened?\n\n 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there\n somewhere that I started running all over the house\n looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down\n into the basement. Then I went through every closet and\n checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had\n looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that\n I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!\n\n 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd\n both still be alive.
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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LOL Thanks. Good joke!   ;)\n\n(you did a good job weeding out the humorless too!)
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
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lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
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OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041