A panda went to a restaurant to eat.After eating,it took a gun,shot rite up n ran away.Why did it do that?
481001
look in the dictionary\n\npanda: eats, shoots and leaves
260552
One time Radar was bitten by a dog and they thought he might have rabies, so they started giving him the shots while they tried to catch the dog and he got really sick and then they caught the dog and it didn't have rabies but I bet they had to kill the dog to find out.  THAT's who I am.  And I like pigeons, too. :)
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May I add that he was shot in a bar after an argument.\n\nIt's not like there was a commando at his house to go and kill him!
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why you want to kill any animal or bird for fun, it`s different if you have to kill for food, but a defenceless creature doing you no harm, i really hope that some day,  someone puts you  under fire and you get to experience the `THRILL` from being hit. you sick B*****d
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The Law exists, and is there. However there are some little minor glitches here.\n1) Why do you have a gun?\n2)Why did you not attempt to walk away and call the Police/\n   (taking the Law in to your own hands...)\n3) you must be able to prove beyond reasonable "doubt" that    you  were in a situation of self defense, and you had no other recourse.\nMost likely you will go to prison, unless you can prove with witnesses.............
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It's illegal to kill a Panda Bear in China. It's a well known endangered species, and the Chinese have wonderful breeding centers where they are trying to increase their numbers - so I hope no one would be eating them.
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It's a legal term meaning you found a key piece of evidence.  I would guess it comes from an investigation where the police would find a gun that was still hot from being fired after a murder.
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it was a weird looking dog.... why ?
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go to king's outdoor world for pictures\nalso read the blogs on it.\nturned out to be a hoax.\nit was said to be killed in utah but turned out to be a high fence bull taked in canada\nthey even have a picture of it feeding out of a bowl
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Well, it depends on how bad you got it and if you can prove it was that restaurant. It's hard to actually prove it ya know? People get food poisoning all the time, but can never prove it was a certain restaurant.
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A) The Army sent the right body. The morgue dispatched the wrong one in Kuwait. \nB) No one in Australia with any intelligence is buying the story that he shot himself while cleaning it, since he was a weapon's specialist. If he shot himself, it would've meant the guy bypassed the number one rule in gun cleaning: you take the clips out.
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You put a bullet in a gun and set it on a table and leave it. I will guarantee that gun will never kill no one. You put that same gun in the wrong person's hands and it will kill someone. So therefore it must have something to do with the person.
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There is a problem with the cocking mechanism.  appears that the sear, (which holds the bolt back) isn't engaging and that is why it keeps firing.  I can't tell you more without actually seeing inside your gun.
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Bound's hubby here:\n\nI have to differ with the people above. For about the first fifteen years of my life, my family was living heavily off of upland game taken by shotguns. This would include rabbit, pheasant, quail, duck, and the occasional deer. All shot with lead and none of it shot with steel or the modern blends.\n\nIt's hard to believe a person could eat game and not notice shot in their mouth while they were chewing the meat. You just spit it out. While preparing the game, you would see the entry points and most of the shot would pass through. \n\nThe concern about lead contamination is generally associated with lead dust. None of us suffered from lead poisoning. We never had to toss meat because of lead contamination. Lead shot is so small, in most instances, it should pass through your body. I doubt you have to worry about a pile of lead accumulating in your tummy. \n\nGame shot with lead shot is safe. The reason waterfowlers have to use "non-toxic" steel shot or bismuth is because of ingestion by bottom feeders which is more an anti-gun campaign than a health issue.\n\nBefore I worried about ingesting game shot by lead, I would be more concerned about all the food at the grocery stores that was steroid enhanced! There is a greater risk of complications from second hand steroid ingestion than game killed by lead shot.
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there out to get u, cause you trouble, kill u. something like that goe's back to the wild west when gun men were out to kill each other.\n\nluv xx kh
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At a truck stop restaurant, the only food joint for miles, I found a wooden match stick and a cigarette butt in my french fries. The ketchup had cigarette ashes lightly sprinkled on them and the waitress was smoking while she served us. I should have gotten the hint when I saw a truck driver get up and walk out right after his food was served. The hot dog didn't have any debris on it but it was shriveled up like a prune in a stale bun. Restaurants on Route 30 are dirty so watch it !
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DUCK... Shots Fired...