What's the worst trouble you've ever gotten into?
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For a period of time I lost sight of my god Jehovah
172652
1st big mistake - Not telling my mom I loved her enough before she was killed(at age 55) by a hit and run.Its been a year.\n2nd big mistake - My ex husband. Child Molester
175865
No. Sounds like trouble.
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There is trouble in the World?
818706
Having it is the worst!\nThis web site should answer any questions you have
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My worst screwup was when I was a catering waitress for a wedding, "Family style" (bowls of food placed on the table and people help themselves).  I spilled green bean juice from the bowl onto a woman's dress.  She was so p'ed off!  But her husband laughed hysterically and handed me a $10 bill!  Oh my...
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Why would you get into trouble? Something naughty?
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I was walking there when a bucket of paint from above came tumbling down giving me a distinct pink colour. Thinking it wasn't so bad I decided to continue walking there only to slip on a banana peal and gracefully smacked my bum on the pavement. Getting up I realised my pants were ripped. I thought it would be a good idea to change so went into the first shop possible but couldn't find anything in pink. I bought a new suit and shirt and headed off towards the job center. Half way there a truck overturned in front of me and it spilled a ton of glue all over the place and it also hit me. Unfortunately another truck going the other way lost control so as not to hit the innocent bystanders and crashed right next to me. It was carrying feathers to the pillow manufacturing company. Looking like a chicken I told myself I would never make it alive to the job center; I got on a bus and went home trying to wash off the glue and feathers. If that doesn't work just tell them your dog ate you!
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Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
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My worst job experience would take me two days to type up...lol.  But, to make a long story short, I was just out of college for Medical Administration/Assistant and was called by a temp agency to go take "Meeting Minutes" at a Tribe Council meeting for a local group of Native Americans.  \n\nThey DID NOT want me there.  The woman who normally took them was a Native American and they were resentful of everything I did.  They made me sit in a corner for hours until after they had their lunch and did their traditions, then when it came time for the meeting which took place in a huge hall (wedding receptions take place here), they made me repeat everything I wrote down and yelled at me because I wasn't talking loud enough, made me come up to the front of the hall and "yell" the notes out and if I used one word wrong they were very angry.  I was using shorthand and at one point a woman pulled the notebook out of my hand and ridiculed me for not being able to read my own writing because at this point I was choked up and could not repeat esp. loud enough for everyone to hear......ahhhhh.  I still have nightmares.
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Man I bolted...the worst thing about it the girl he was with was the sister of my then boyfriend.  Talk about awkward, especially since he was VERY protective of the little sister.
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I know mine was when I was a traffic warden last Summer and a van was parked in a bus stop blocking it.  I was giving it a ticket when a big fat man ran across the road, jumped in and started to drive off while calling me a whore.  I rolled the ticket up and threw it in through the open window - hitting him on the head with it.  When he threatened to report me I told him to do it - it would prove that at least he had got the ticket !!!  That exceeded his expectations - he NEVER expected me to do that !!!  Does that help :-).  Good luck with the job xxxxx
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Worst situation: I accidentally crashed my brand-new car at the car dealership. Ouch.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
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ive been caught, i was trying to take a DVD, and got caught.  totally not worth it.  i was sentenced to 10 days of house arrest, plus 1 year of supervised probation, not to mention the fines and fees associated with the proccess, all in all i shelled out about $500. not worth the time or effort.
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i told u my worst moment, but i gotta joke:\n\nOne nite a blonde is driving on a road. She keeps on swerving back and forth. A police officer sees her. he puts his sirens on and she pulls over. the police officer walks up to her window and asks her y she was swerving. she says kindly, but frusturated that she was trying not to hit the trees in the middle of the road. the police officer replies, "those arent trees, that your air freshener"
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True Story: \n\nI was in the basement f'ing around with a television I got out of a dumpster when I literally electrocuted myself. I fell to the ground and could not move. \n\nI prayed to God that my wife upstairs would come find me. \n\nI heard footsteps upstairs... She was headed to the basement door! I could see her shadow approaching it.\n\nI started to thank God for answering my prayer when my wife said: "No wonder it's so cold up here! Shut the God Damn Door!" and she slammed it shut.\n\nAnd I continued to lay there.