What is the most embarrasing thing thats ever happened to you?
490902
Quite a few years ago i went to the public swimming pool in my area -- it was filled with people. As i lay to suntan i decided to remove the straps around my neck and tie them around my back so i would get an even tan on my shoulders. Suddenly, the one strip slipped out of my hand leaving my right breast completely uncovered in full view, i felt so embarrassed and looked around if anyone noticed. I felt lucky when at the corner of my right eye i noticed two boys pointing and laughing at me --
1032802
Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
1092461
yes i've had that happen and it was the guy i had a crush on. It was really weird seeing him the next day i was really embarrased but just stuck to small talk untill i could let that memory slip
898951
Ohhhh gosh, here we go with these again. And that is pretty embarrassing by the way (your story). I have two most embarrassing moments.\n\nI'll tell you the least worst one first. I can't remember the name of the song, but I was with my friend and we had a study hall (and our teacher was the greatest, he would let us do anything). So a fellow teacher of his comes into the room and me and my friend are hanging out by the window doing our own thing and then the "Shake that thing..." song by Sean Paul came into my head and then I shook my ass down to the ground and did a little dance after that, and when I turned around I realized that both teachers were staring at me and then they started cracking up. I turned around so fast after that. That was really embarrassing.\n\nMy most embarrassing moment was when I was in second grade (I'm a junior now) and I REALLY had to fart one day, lol. My books fell on the floor or something and I bent over to get them, and without even making an attempt, this HUGE LONG fart came out and the whole class started cracking up. After class they were all asking me, "Oh my God! WAS THAT YOU!?!" Imagine that for a second grader...haha\n\nBut the best one I heard was online where this girl was in the movies and she saw her crush, and as she was going to her seat, she fell down. So she was like "Okay, let's not do that again." So she goes to get some popcorn or whatever for herself and her friends and she tripped up the stairs so that she ended up falling backwards all the way down the movie aisle and spilling everything all over herself in front of her crush who was laughing at her. Talk about embarrassing!\n\nThanks for letting me reminisce, hehe (about bad times!) ^_^\n\nI want to hear more stories!
455726
Mine was when I saw you wiping with your bare hands....man truly humiliating
193005
when i forgot to lock the public bathroom door. so you can imagine the shock they got. honestly it was not as embarrassing as some may say, only your' left laughing about it once you picture yourself in their shoes.
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
122930
Definatly my clostorphobic moments!
655899
This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
663343
It was 7th grade science class, we were going over the planets. We were all taking notes from the old projection boards.  The teacher was about to clear off the notes and I was not done coping them...So I yelled out " Wait I'm still on your anus!"(Uranus).  I was horrified and everyone in the class started laughing so hard including the teacher.  That was my most embarrassing moment.
624937
this happened 21 years ago but its still the worst, I was in a club it was darkish I rummaged about in my bag for a smoke and pulled out a tampon put it in my mouth and tried to light it, whilst sitting at a table full of my husbands work colleagues
737429
OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
865881
I was at the University of Michigan football stadium supporting my team, Michigan State University against UofM, all resplendent in green and white (MSU colors). At halftime, I went to get refreshments, and to beat the rush, jumped the rail and went down a muddy hill.\n\nI slipped and slid down that hill face-first becoming completely covered in mud, with hundreds of people laughing at me all the way down. Pretty darn embarrassing.
1063698
I SURE DID! just the other day i was in a hospital and i had really bad gas,because of this new diet,and i let one rip while i was alone on the elevator...well i pushed 5th floor at the first floor and i forgot someone might get on at one of the floors in between...well it happened...two beautiful woman and a grandma and i couldnt say anything...one of the girls started to laugh and then nudged her friend (trying to be discreet) and the granma coughed...it was a really bad one...the kind that can even make the owner of it puke...\nvery embarrassing!
33829
OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
150915
not exactly, but when i was 17 i worked in a nursing facility as a housekeeper/janitor, and one day as i was cleaning a room, and i went to empty the bathroom trash. well, as i opened the bathroom door, there was a resident sitting on the toilet, (lady in her mid to upper 80's) i was so embarassed that i just left the room and went on to the next one. later that day, one of the female housekeepers told me that the lady felt bad that i got embarassed, but she wished i had shut the door because she wasn't finished. :)
1153031
My younger sister and I had gone to buy some fried fish at this little chinese restaurant we knew. She was getting out of the car and had tripped over one of those cement barriers in front ot the car. I started laughing and turned suddenly and I ended up slamming my forehead into the bottom of an air conditioning window unit.