Does the Dali Llama really want to go back to Tibet, or would he rather live the good life eating pizza and TV
478024
why would he want to eat a tv?
709992
I would let him try to give me my three wishes. If he started leaving I would tackle his A$$ so fast....then eat his goods :)
951548
I would choose to travel the world. I'm a writer, and the inspiration I would get from the wonders of the world would be amazing. It would also be a once-in-a-lifetime experience to meet a million new and interesting people and try new and interesting foods and experiences. I guess I'm a sucker for culture and adventure.
1073174
I'll take my chances with the Pizza God.\n\nI see we have heathens promoting their own false religions.\n\nYou'll all suffer in Pizza Hell if you don't bow down the Pizza God.\n\nREPENT!!!! Pray to Mozzarella cheese for forgiveness.\n\nHEATHENS!!!!
597166
a little bit of both.  it's a great show though.  pullo is the best character.
1785
um, y would he want to?\ncan Allah make a taco so hot he himself couldnt eat it?\nthese kind of questions r rlly rlly dumb, reflecting on the person that asked them
896089
i think being a pessamist that if the world accepts china owns tibet,,,and tibet used to have domain over arunchal,then obviously its chinese land.ala sikkim,darjeeling,ladakh..those crazy indians back in the 1950s said we,ll back china over tibetan independence...and now india is getting its karma slapped in her face.that nerhu sold out tibet for trinkets,and india is the poorer for this,makes the indians selling new york look good.alas india,,you backed the wrong crowd in communist china,,,now sleep in the bed you made with them,,,pity the tibetan people,,has anyone asked them who should own tibet  !!!!!!!!!!!!!
1018800
i don't know. but it should involve a horse and a cow....and one should be eating the other one.\njust a suggestion...
1107306
This all we have to choose from?\nI will pick...... A. God. \nB. Is tempting, as spaghetti can be a pain, that self-twirling fork could be a God-Send.
690772
Its good that India keeps supporting the Tibetan exiles, but Tibet's days have been numbered... July 1 to be exact.  This is when the new railway will be open, forever linking China with Lhasa.  As it becomes cheaper for chinese to migrate into tibet, they will, and if ever later Tibet is given the chance to vote for its freedom, it will be majority Chinese immigrants.\n\nI have never been to Tibet, but I have met some tibetans, and there are mixed feelings about the relationship with China.  Some feel strongly about independence, human rights, and the sort.  But some argue that China has helped the Tibetans better integrate into the modern world, better education, better economic situation.\n\nI really don't like China's policy of forcing trading partners to agree to the "One-China Policy" which denounces Tibetan, Taiwanese, or Xinjiang independence.  China's just so big and has so many people that it can produce cheaper than anyone else.  Our western countries, the "beacons of democracy" of the world, would rather have cheap chinese products than stand up for the freedom of Tibet ("Xizang province of China"), East Turkestan ("Xinjiang province of China"), and Taiwan
767598
Sounds great to me! Except that will never happen. I'm not waiting for Mexico to do anything. Vicente Fox is probably laughing, sitting in his mansion with a strawberry margarita, a plate of hot enchiliadas, a few taco's, and carne asada burrito from Taco Bell, watching as his poor citizens run for OUR border!
459203
I'd rather starve! \n\n\n(Vegetarian)
1073136
Once upon a time there was a stupid llama, who wanted to be a platypus.\nthe Platypus asked"Why do you wabnt to be a platypus,especially since they are ugly?"\nThe llama replied"because they have poisonous skin and can kill my enemies"\nA duck walks in the forest carrying Platypus juice.\nthe llama sees him and drank it.\nThe Platypus travelled time to turn into a human.\n\nThe llama waited and waited to turn into a platypus, but instead he turned into a duck.\nThe duck was happy to have a companoin, but the llama wasn't.\nThe duck lived happily ever after,but the llama was sad.\nThe damaged you've inflicted to my hair is bad.\nThe platypus said"I'm coming back for all the dead"\nthe duck said"Will I take you home with me"\nthe platypus replied"I'm taking back the life you stole"\nWe never got that far and we'll be together again, will survive throught the night.\nJust you and nothing else remains.\n\nTHE END!!!
653219
I agree with Jaime.  Also:  Feed them the things they don't like as much first, when they are really hungry, then if they eat those, they can have some of their favorite foods.
285593
It's obvious why he is shy, people want to capture and/or kill him. I would be very elusive too, wouldn't you? I don't know if dinosaurs chewed cavemen bones or tossed them up in the air or not. Some were carnivorous so they probably did snack on them a little.
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do a google search on free tibet.\n\nThe real ruler of Tibet (His Holiness the Dahli Lama) is in exile in India (I believe).  \n\nChina just ran it over and took it.\n\nMy ex who is from Russia, said the Russians were always more concerned with China than the U.S.  They knew we were not going to start something with Russian.  But China they were never sure about.  then bam, one day tibet is gone.\n\nIt reeks to high heaven
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Sure, he would. It was my understanding that Jesus loved all the world, animals are part of the world. Either he would have a dog because he would need a pet that travelled well and could be trained not to tun away. The not running away bit would leave out most exotic pets, if you let them out of their cage, they're gone. \n\nOr, he would have a pet that most people hate, like a skunk or a gila monster, or a pig (if he came back to the middle east). That way he could make points & tell parables & such about loving ALL of Gods creation. You could come up with some great parables about travelling around with a Gila Monster.