LADIES: List 5 reasons why you are so goddam glad not to be a man?
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1.  I never have to experience getting kicked in the balls.\n2.  As a woman, I can wear guys clothing without being considered a homo.\n3.  I'm not always expected to pick up the check on dates.\n4.  I don't have to put up with emotional women in my relationships.\n5.  The fact that I am short and skinny isn't going to be something that people make fun of me for.\n\n(Modification: I changed my third answer from my ability to hit members of the opposite sex to what it is now)\n\n(Additional modification: Aww heck, I can think of a lot of reasons why I'm glad I'm not a man... I'll probably be thinking of them all day!  Another one would be that I don't have to bend over and spread my buttcheeks during physicals, nor do I have to cough while someone is grabbing my balls)
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I am drawn to Power. That doesn't mean monetary power, but confidence and security. The man who knows Himself well enough to spend the time getting to know me. He knows not only my great qualities, but my weaknesses. Okay, this is turning into my favourite quote, let me just grab it...\n\n“I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, f!cked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.”\n\nAnais Nin
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Women are more emotional than men are...for the most part.  Plus alot of it is hormonal. Our cycles change several times in the matter of a month. And what do you mean I am moody?!!!  lmto! :op~~
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Hey being a female, why would you want to know?
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Cuz its the special time in a woMAN's life when she PAUSES and wonder what the hell men are really good for?  LOL
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its good not 2 be a male because then if you get kicked in the balls you would keel over and cry like a baby and you might lose your ability to make babies!! \nbut being a woman... it sucks having periods and cramps and pregnancies suck because of the hormones and pain and morning sickness(no, i've never been pregnant! :] ) and the male doesn't have to go through that... on the plus side... guys get the blame if they act like a jerk in a relationship because women are always right!!! :P no offense guys
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As a woman, when you feel confident and complete, as though you are doing your very best with everything and accomplishing your goals, your heart will be balanced.\nOthers will sence your positive attitude without you even knowing it.\nThe coolest, cutest guys will be begging you to please be their girlfriend.\nIf you can reach this point, use caution and try not to break too many hearts.
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I'm not a dime a dozen for several reasons: \n\n1.  I can make my nostrils flare all by themselves, without moving any other muscles except my nostril ones.\n\n2.  I enjoy going to the secret places in my head where the thoughts you'd rather not think live.  \n\n3.  I know what it feels like to love someone so completely that it hurts.\n\n4.  I am a fat woman who is sexy.\n\n5.  I'm not a dime a dozen because I'm me, and that's the biggest reason of all.  :-)
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Female. Female.\n\nYou couldn't pay me enough to be a male! I am happy as I am, thanks :-))
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because we are not boys and men! lol.....
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Greeaaatttt natural Boobs.\n\nSense of humour.\n\nPreety and sexy.\n\nThe kind all guys would like to have\n\nA gal who will not flirt with any other guy in front of me.\n\nA gal who's great in bed and in the kitchen.\n\nA gal who's not a junkie or broke.\n\nA gal who takes care of her body and hair.\n\nA gal who's gentle and kind but who can also get real nasty but not for long.\n\nA gal who has enough girlfriends and hardly one male friend.\n\nand yup...I'm a lucky devil cause I guess I found her!!!
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Because drama and exaggeration are part of my privileges as a woman...get used to it. Welcome to our world!!!
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I feel great! Perhaps ur not feeling the same way being a girl are you??
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That varies with each individual woman. Certain things make me happy on different days. Other times they can irritate me. Tough question. Maybe if you elaborate more, You can get a little better help. If you are talking about what in a guy makes us happy . . .  lol loaded question. I think the usual though ; 1) No criminal record 2) hold down a job 3) don't live at home with mom(if you are over the age of 21) 4) you don't abuse every substance known to man 5) don't cheat on us 6) be educated(that's sexy) hmm . . .  if I think of more I will let you know
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Natural Femininity is sexy. When a woman takes care of herself in a clean natural way with no pretentiousness she shows that she is confident and loves being a woman. Coupled with honesty, openness and acceptance she becomes the most desireable woman on the planet.
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Well I'm not a men, but lelt me tell you sonthing , can be whatever part you whan, if there make you feel good with your self. and beside mens, naver know what there whant
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Ironically, I just started a Yahoo group that may help you: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/She-WomanManHatersClub/. It's not about bashing men, but about venting in order to put things in perspective and feel more normal.