Would you rather live in a dark jail cell with Oprah & MacGyver, or a lighted one with M.Jackson & T. Cruise?
480029
In the dark with Oprah and MacGyver.  Oprah could talk to me and keep me company while MacGyver found us a way out of there using a ballpoint pen and a paper clip.
1181093
You look better in prison.
1095429
I would work on crime.  I would make sure that crime does not pay.  The first thing I would do is make the jails as uncomfortable as possible.  The mattresses would be thin and on the floor not a bed frame.  The tv's would be taken out.  The thremostat would be set at 80 degrees in the summer and 50 degrees in the winter.  Meals would be plain, nothing fancy.  Inmates would not be allowed cigarettes.  The only book they would be allowed to have is the Bible and maybe Dr. Seuss.  In short I would make it where when a person got out of prison they would straighten up their act for fear of having to return to prison.
638233
NEITHER!!  Tom or Oprah wouldn't have been old enough....How about Nipsie Russel & Phylis Diller?
868815
Criminey....the Creature from the Black Lagoon is hotter than Oprah....but Marty does have a certain 'gleem' in his wandering eye that makes one wonder!  LOL
171514
I work in a medium/maximum security jail.  I have my good days and my bad days.  The pay and benefits are okay, but it is a hard and opressive place to work.  I have a very sad view of society.
220680
Go South Park!! I used to like Tom Cruise until the Oprah Incident. Dude is  a whack job. RUN KATIE RUN!!!! TAKE THE BABY AND RUN! \nOf course, he would probably ask his alien leader for help in finding her. Poor Katie. She must be nuts for putting up with him....or brain washed...
226230
Hymietown is better.  We let Jessie Jackson speak his mind, but know better than to vote him into office.\nThe Chocolate City is a little too chubby for me.  Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.\n\nI'll take Margaritaville over both though.  Mayor Jimmy Buffett is a class-act.
168528
I would keep Michael Jackson for the Neverending entertainment..lol and Star Jones I would keep for good conversation, maybe sex and because she weighs less than the men.  I do not know who Bode Miller is.  Bill O'Reilly is confrontational so he might get the boot, only if he wigs out.  Pat Robertson would be a good person to talk to.  I would probably throw Ted Kennedy because I know he is heavy and it would be a logical choice.
920963
Jesus....should strike her with lighting...her death and light show would be very appealing!
948456
there's going to be a documentary on the discovery channel on prison life....coming soon....check your local listing\nlooked interesting
30084
In jail, where you belong.
1099532
Lights on, definitely.  It's more intimate.\nRadio on when the lights are dimmed.
601658
I almost think death is better than life in jail. I have mixed feelings about this one.
115456
i would pick the Lighthouse of Alexandria too. Legends tell of the light from the lighthouse being used to burn enemy ships that would have been cool even if it's not true
654884
I can't choose!  They're both terrific.  Oprah is so genuine and really cares about people.  That's what makes her show so special.  And Ellen is a hoot.  If you're in a bad mood, turn her show on and she'll make you laugh.
399541
I'm going to take a stab in the dark--->He is face down in his toilet in his jail, sees his reflection before his room mate pushes his head down into the water!!