Why do blonde girls seem to be so dumb?
493519
they dye this sh!t they think it looks good yet i makes my c0ck like a frightened turtle. The dyeing process goes into the cerebrum and effects any logical thought they may have had left and of course common sense as well...rendering them entirely useless except for sexual deeds
1067827
y'know, this has perplexed me for a long time too, and I'm a blonde.  I had one boyfriend who was so strongly imprinted on blondes that he did a double-take going past a hardware store where a bunch of mops were on display, mophead up.  True Story.  There's also a guy in my neighborhood with waist length blonde hair, and I can't tell you how many dates I've seen check him out until seeing the front side!\n\nMen's vision, a little like cats and other predatory animals is set up to be really good at detecting movement, supposedly making them really good at seeing those little balls they're always throwing, catching, hitting, etc., as well as catching a bit of "jiggle" from the opposite sex.  It may be that lighter hair tends to catch the light more, just as lighter skin does, and that bouncing light catches their ever-so-distractible eye, unencumbered by a mental thought process.  Just a theory.
717284
When ppl say blondes r dumb some act just like tha saying.\nAnd its just a stereotype!!!\nu dont have 2 be a blonde 2 be considered stupid!!!
801686
They're definitely not as smart as girls. They take a little longer to realize some things.
469731
Its a big generalisation, but girls who bleach their hair blonde are usually more into how they look than what they say. Bleach blonde is associated with tarty, and tarty girls are usually stupid too. Its unfair on the natural blondes I know, and of course there are plenty of tarty and stupid brunettes too!
469120
I honestly think guys are into blondes because most of the time they come off as easy, ditsy, or just plain stupid. (not all though) Therefore it's not hard to get them to do whatever it is they want.
1168704
Hmm well maybe because every pron magazine that comes out of America has atleast million pics of blondes showing whatever they have to show..every XXX movies have them, most of the hollywood movies have atleast one blonde.... SO maybe guys get the idea that the women who will are going to let them do it are the blondes...\nAs for me i dont know what they have ,to be proud of or to make them better looking than others.....
892141
they do that because her character in wwe is that of a pretty but dumb blonde girl even though she is a brunette and not blonde.
473450
I dono but from what i've found, is that natural blondes are actually pretty smart, and the ones that dye their hair are more ditsy. And also, blonde jokes are just things that the other girls make up because their jealous that all the guys look at them. but i think blonde jokes are hilarious. (ima natural blonde myself)
365058
No offence....but you are the first stupid blonde I have met. The need to ask a question such as that shows lack of intellectual intelligence.\n\nI'm a red head, so am I gonna ask who was the first red head and what did she say or do to make people think red heads have more fun?\n\nIf I did that.....people would probably assume I was blonde!
276471
You must be a blonde if you don't even know.
605748
Because they think they are God's gift to women. They also want to see how gullible girls are. Most guys who are trying to get girls to do things they don't want to do have absolutely no respect. They are users. The thing of it is most girls/women are a lot smarter than they think.\n\nDid I hit the nail on the head girls?\nG.G.
423449
Hollywood made the image of blondes being dumb. I think most men find blondes as being more fun or wild; sometimes easy because of the personalities that come with blondes. It seems blondes get a lot of attention, therefore they are more outgoing. I don't have a preference for blondes, but I would take "smarts" over "dumb" anyday.
570854
Because they like to stereotype. Don't worry about them. "They're" so worried about other people having fun that they've forgotten how to do it, themselves! :) My best friend is a blonde, and she is so smart, it's not even funny. But she loves blonde jokes and learns aa many of them as possible so that when someone tries to pop off with a blonde joke, she can toss the punchline right back. Don't worry about them. You're great.
731578
Cause most girls are dumb, vain and egotistical people who think the world eveolves around them. This is how a bad boy gets em. He tells them everything they want to hear and they believe it and are hooked.
574442
Blonde Jokes:\n\nThe Top 10 Dumb Blonde Inventions (11-18, I made Up and Found On Internet):\n\n1) Waterproof Towel\n2) Solar-Powered Flashlight\n3) Submarine Screen Door\n4) A Book On How To Read\n5) Inflatable Dart Board\n6) Dictionary Index\n7) Helicopter Ejector Seat\n8) Powdered Water\n9) Designer Camouflage\n10) Waterproof Tea Bag\n11) Wireless Dog Leash\n12) Silent Car Alarm\n13) Glass Hammer\n14) Brick Window\n15) See-Through Swimsuit\n16) Pet Rock\n17) Wooden Soap\n18) Pedal-Powered Wheel Chair\n\nMore Jokes:\n\nQ: How do blonde brain cells die ? \nA: Alone. \n\n\nQ: How do you change a blonde's mind? \nA: Blow in her ear. \n\nQ: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? \nA: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! \n\nQ: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? \nA: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. \n\nQ: How did the blonde die ice fishing? \nA: She was run over by the zamboni machine. \n\nQ: How do you get a blonde to marry you? \nA: Tell her she's pregnant. \n\nQ: How does a blond spell farm? \nA: E-I-E-I-O \n\nQ: How does a blond kill a fish? \nA: She drowns it. \n\nQ: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? \nA: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. \n\nQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? \nA: Run....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde golfer with an iq of 125? \nA: a foursome. \n\nQ: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? \nA: An air bag. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? \nA: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. \n\nQ: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? \nA: Trying to hold on to a thought. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? \nA: Because it said 'concentrate'. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? \nA: She wanted to go on a round trip. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? \nA: She thought it was diet coke. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? \nA: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? \nA: The noise gave her a headache. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? \nA: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? \nA: She heard that the drinks were on the house. \n\nQ: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? \nA: They don't know the route. \n\nQ: Why do blondes work seven days a week? \nA: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. \n\nQ: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? \nA: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. \n\nQ: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? \nA: Elvis has been sighted. \n\nQ: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? \nA: Some traffic signs say stop. \n\nQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? \nA: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. \n\nQ: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? \nA: She turned it over and used the other side. \n\nQ: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? \nA: Thanks for the refill. \n\nQ: How does a blonde commit suicide? \nA: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. \n\nQ: How do you plant dope? \nA: Bury a blonde. \n\nQ: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? \nA: Wave to her. \n\nQ: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? \nA: With a tire gauge! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? \nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear. \n\nQ: How do you kill a blonde? \nA: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do blondes pierce their ears? \nA: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do you drown a blond? \nA: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
536269
BECAUSE IT'S BLONDE LOL