Standing up or sitting down; how do you wipe your butt?
476106
well ur question made me grin so thought I'd ansa.\ni sit down and wipe from behind cause if ur a female (like me) going between the legs could b kinda messy! lol :)
758668
I have sprinkled the seat before, but that is because seat cover or not my tushy is not touching any public restroom toilet.  I do agree that it is only courteous to dry it.  My office restroom even provides Lysol so we go one above that and even disinfect.
280229
Get a ShopVac and get a floor-mat. Wipe your feet off before you go in and put a sign on the door that says 'PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET.' Can't get much more obvious than that.
1078181
yeah i have to agree,wiping ass is the worst
649043
You lay on the floor on your back. Clasp your hands together behind your head, with your fingers interlocked. Suspend your legs with your knees bent, so that your thighs are pointing straight up and your calves are parallel to the ground. Bend up from your abdomen and touch your elbows to your knees, without pulling your legs up to your chest.\n\nSitups are very similar. Bend your knees with your feet flat on the floor. Cross your arms on your chest, and bend up from your waist until you're sitting up.
996912
Stand on your head.\n\nFill the armpit.
233963
lay down a mat or a towel, get on your hands and knees, then lift your leg behind you, bend your knee and push up until you feel your butt tighten...do this with each leg 50 times and your butt will look and feel awesome after a week or so....
988452
ok, how do you confuse sandpaper for toilet paper? can you explain that to me? LOL\ni will rub your butt for you....\nLMAO!
361316
I wipe, I have been doing that for years. Makes no difference.
497579
Do Dips....\nEXAMPLE:\nSit on a chair and and then move forward until your butt is in the air but your arms are holding on to the chair seat(this is starting position): then move up and down with your arms! Sorry if that discription is horrible!! This move definately works though!
574823
That's kinda disgusting. It's funny if you don't wipe your ass. Even leaving like a booger on it would be funny.
882734
go inside and wipe .  I wanted to tell you what part of your anatomy to wipe but Jerry Falwell\nor some other censor would not let me use a three letter word that begins with the first letter\nof the alphabet and is followed by two letters that look like a snake or a crooked stretch of \nroad.  This term also refers to a small burro.
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Hovering has it's advantages...those seat covers do nothing, if the seat is wet it goes right through them as well as any toilet paper you put down so what's the point?  Hovering can also be looked at as a strength training exercise, building strong quad muscles in the legs (hey, I'm looking for a bright side here to hovering).   But if I get so much as a drop of tinkly on the toily seat I am considerate enough to wipe it off.  I have never understood how women can pee all over the seat and then just leave it there?  Or worse yet, after going a very messy poo just leaving it for others to walk in on and view.  I pity the poor soul (minimum wage employee's usually) who have to clean it up.  People need to have some class!!!
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Have your friend try the cleansing wipes.  My son is adamant about using them now.  They can be flushed too.  Greatest thing since sliced bread.\n\nToo, Charmin (I think) has a toilet using (like cleanup and such) packet with hints and tips, samples and a sticker chart to help little bums get cleaned up.\n\nGood luck to her.
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Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
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when you have to wipe your ass over and over
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"wipe" no H\n\nTry baby wipes, or wetting the TP.