If toast falls butter side down and?
484879
The cat will land on its buttered feet.
1041206
I think the cat would land feet first because it's heavier.plus cats' whiskers are their balance so a piece of toast shouldn't interfere with that.
1123314
yes if it was straight everyone would fall down the side
82553
Never seen a better question: absolutely Brilliant.....Happy to know that i am not the only whacko in these parts....\n\nNow for the tricky part, namely the answer: \n\n(My answer assumes that despite your busy schedule you did not forget to butter the toast before you threw her off the cliff......\n\nMy answer also assumes that the cat has not expended its 9 lives already which is likely if this is the tenth time that you are attmepting this experiment ......)\n\nSince the buttered side faces the cat, the cat potentially has access to it,. So the rate at which the combined weight of the cat and toast (x) accelerates the downward progress will be negated to some extent by the rate at which the cat can lick off the butter from the toast (y). Note that the cat licking off the butter, will not change the combined weight as the total weight remains same as the butter remains in the cats stomach.....BUT the bread clearing of butter takes away the ability of the toast to land on the proverbial buttered side, which could shift the odds to a slower descent than a total suspension in midair......ofcourse one will have to take other confounding factors into consideration as the cat vomiting, or god forbid even farting thus upsetting the weight balance/buoyancy or even propelling it faster downward due to an equal and opposite reaction.
978375
try eating some bread (not toast). it can help latch onto something and get it down.
884682
What do you see when the doughboy bends over?  Dough-nuts
586857
Did you know they can now levitate cats.  Since buttered bread always lands butter side down, you simply glue a slice on the back of the cat, which always lands on its feet.  The cat/slice-of-buttered-bread contraption starts spinning out of control, but it never hits the ground!
342681
Extensive studies have shown that bread does not tend to fall butter-side up or down-there is no difference, its 50/50.
1081724
Depends on the tongue
43001
Hmmm... I might stand on my head and gargle peanut butter. \n\n(Do not try this at home, kiddies...)
792962
Mmmm yes please.  A nice strong cup of tea and a couple of wholemeal fresh bread toasted with a scrape of butter and just enough marmalade to make it soggy........
282035
fold it in half u dummy!!!
228064
depends if hes had a drink or not
464683
An automatic buttering feature.....I don't have time to waste buttering my toast when my toaster can do it.
605257
Over time, it could. Butter is bad fat
1079357
Depends on the floor.....
534920
If you sprinkle it with cinnamon and sugar. ;-)