Whats the best excuse for someone to call in sick at a grocery store?
490798
Just tell them that you don't feel good and that you are running a fever. It doesn't matter where you work really.  Unfortunately now these days, employers don't really believe when a person is ACTUALLY sick because it has been outplayed so many times.
554885
I got fired from Tim Hortons for missing two weekends in a row because I was sick.  Do they want their customers to get sick or what? They are dumb.
328027
How about instead of wasting time trying to figure out an excuse, you actually do your homework?\n\nOr else you can work at Mickey D's for the rest of your life...\n\nSay it with me now:\n\n"Did you want fries with that?"\n\nHonestly!
917561
Well there's a difference here.. if you're referring to someone who is ill and asks another employee to come in for their shift, then I see no issue with that.  But if you just don't show up and ask someone who's already working to pick up the slack, then someone should inform the boss.  And... that person should say NO.
280449
Sounds like next time you get sick you should give me a call.
847401
Bring it to their attention, but be very polite. Anyone handling your food you don't want to tick off.
530617
I would email you but the postman in our area is on sick leave these days. And he had got a high fever too. As soon as he reports to work I'll email you. Until then take good care of yourself :)
811327
Call in and say that you are having a problem with your eyes.\nWhen your boss asks what it is say "I just can't see myself coming in to work"!  Hah hah hah!!!
923881
Document to bolster your case.\n\n11/01 Mary called me a "fruit basket" in front of James (shift manager), Peter (VP) and Carl and Lenny (co-workers)
82211
Yes, but only after they return to work. Cannot use sickness as a reason, but can create a reason at a later date. Sad but true.
615233
Have the doctor write on the note;\n\n"Please excuse (student) for medical reasons".\n\nIf he has any further questions, tell him it's personal and he cannot press you.
1005748
is this even a question? anyways, just write that yo were late because you felt like it, or because u felt like u were sick, and had to go to the hospital but yo/your parents lost the hospital note...
37761
Work excuse notes are usually written by a medical facility or doctor.  I feel badly for you if you are looking for these for yourself or anyone you know, for that matter.  Unscrupulous and lame would be my description for some one who would use fake excuses to get out of making an honest living. :(
662795
"Dying relatives" is usually a pretty good excuse. Just be sure they recover, so you don't have to provide documentation afterward.
334565
Tell them:  "I'm sorry but I just don't feel like eating today."  And then go somewhere and get something to eat.
1085017
Your are sick you need to report that
482272
Hello from Scotland. Its midnight here. Pull a sicki!! What to do is from now on until the next hour and a half,dont talk to anyone at work and be very quiet.Go to the loo and stay in it for bout 10.b4 u come out of the loo,rub ur eyes a lot(put a little soap in ur eyes if u can bear it) and then go back to work.Ur buddies and boss at work will think u look ill with ur red eyes all watery.tell them u threw up and need to go home. Then have a great day when u get sent home sick!!!! Its worked for me and even the soap in the eyes was worth it!! lol