Does anyone know of a great prank I can play on my brother and/or parents?
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Tell them that you are thinking about becoming a nun.  Tell them that material items don't matter to you, and you would appreciate it if they would respect you, and not speak any ill words or fight.   And then when they start asking why, tell them it's because you heard the food is good.
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Here's a way to turn a common household chemical reaction into some fun.\n\nhttp://www.torgo.org/bpsubs/
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Well, if you ever need to get them a present, take a look at "The Duct Tape Book". I included a link to it on Amazon.
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You need a metal detector for this one....but with all the 9/11 security ...you could probably pull it off at a courthouse.I read this in a magazine and it's the best prank I've ever heard.You take a dildo and wrap it in foil....put some duct tape on it....make it resemble a home-made bomb...and sneak it into a backpack or purse...or if you know someone taking a flight...into their luggage.....it's mistaken for a bomb...a big deal is made and then the dildo is exposed....humilating the carrier....
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This really seems horrible for you. How about asking your mom to go to the movies with friends and tell a boy to go also and sneak out to go to his house and then return to your house later, making sure that your parents don't find out about it.
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NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be a little disgusted though, but hey, that is hilarious!!!!!!! and i got one for you to do on him: if he asks you for a glass of water, put some dish soap in the cup, then put water in it, pop the ALL of the bubbles, and let him drink up!!!!!!!!! if he leaves food sitting out, and he is still going to eat it when he comes back, put a few things in there, like soap, lime juice, chili, go crazy, but don't put anything that is poisonous in there!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and try not to crack up when he comes back and starts to eat his food, wait until he tastes the stuff, and makes a funny face. \n\ni got another one: get ketchup, baking soda and put some in the bottle. then close the lid, shake it up, and make him something to go w/ the ketchup, like fries, or something. then give him the ketchup, and let him open it, and BAM!!!!!!!!!!! a face full of ketchup. have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\naren't i evil?
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do something horrible like throw water balloons filled with bleach or something.....
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Surprise your parents. Clean the house, garage, yard etc.You know the drill....
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My best prank was this:\nhttp://www.youtube.com/?v=2B8trGF58bY\n\nWatch it and tell me what you think about it. Don't forget to read the story about the video first.
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Do something completely and utterly ABSURD, and well, okay, NON-VIOLENT.  \nI once considered buying a bunch of frozen chicken feet, painting them different colors like they were some voodoo thing or something, and then throwing them all over my ex-husband's (and previously my) lawn.  The worst they would have gotten me for was vandalism, if he could have proven it was me.  Better yet, he would have made a fool out of himself telling everyone that i had cursed him.  (The only reason that I didn't was because when I left him, I only took what I had come in with and it wouldn't cover the cost of the feet.)\nAs I said, "COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ABSURD!!!!"  It's TOTALLY UNEXPECTED and more fun, too.\nMaybe you could have a friend help you bake some delicious bread that spells out something like, "you stink!"  Then have it delivered nicely wrapped with a card reading simply, "From Me."
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here are some sites with a funny chinese audio prank. i also included one involving a korean. :)
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Say, "Stop copying me"!\nIf that doesn't work, lead the congregation to a secluded bridge one night, pretend like you are going to jump, but have a bungee cord attached to you. Jump. Let he who laughs last, laugh best.
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Take 'em fishing. You can do that in every state. It is fun to mess around near the water. If you don't know how to do it, it is not hard to find someone who would like to teach you. It might not be exactly free, but it is pretty close. \n\nHint: Take away the X-box for about a week before hand and turn off the TV and computer. That will get them softened up a bit.
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tell ur brother to beat the shit of him and her
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a good prank is done in the kitchen. If ur sick comes with the little hose that u can spray then ur in luck. Put a cpuple rubber bands around the handle so when someone turns on the water they will get squirt
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Do a $1 grab bag....everyone brings something from the dollar store, wraps it, and puts it in a grab bag.  During the night, you get to pick one out if you brought one in. \n\nChristmas Karaoke\n\nAsk your mom to go to orientaltrading.com for CHEAP party decor and favors...I mean CHEAP!  And CUTE!
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prank them. i know but if its your last resort go for it. let a couple of rats loose and you'll see results believe me.