Ok so "Stinky's" question a few weeks ago helped us understand why it isn't easy being green. So..............
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Pretend you are Kermit and play the banjo...\n\n(Snicker) Sneezing Green? Well up here we call that a snot-rocket or a farmer-blow.\n\nWhat's up with green M&M's?\n\nGreen is good except when it comes to a massive sinus infection or seeing it under the hood. But I've been told Anti-freeze can offer a serious buzz.. I would never suggest it.\n\nBill Nye's car is Green! His car Kicks so much butt!\nI have barfed while green... I have been green with envy...\nI have never pee'd green... Don't think that would be good...\n\nThat's about it...\n\nNo it isn't... You could not have a green day... (for jimbo)\nSt Patty's day... Getting some green beer on St Patty's day...
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OMG You smelled that way over there? So-o-o-o-o very sorry. Must've been those baked beans from the picnic yesterday. gmao!!
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I was just wondering what more I could do this week.\n\nI recycle paper and plastics... buy reusable products instead of disposable versions.\n\nI would love to get an e-friendly car the next time around.\n\nI should lobby more.\n\nI also taught my students to THINK and care about the planet. That is probably my strongest contribution.
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HERE IS A VERY DEEP AND CREATIVE QUESTION in which I will have to search long and deep into my bowels.......<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<still searching<<<<<<<<<<<<<<give me a second>>>>>>whoa, wrong way there <<<<<<<<ok thats better.......<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<YES been there done that....I lost almost two pounds once......the crap was so long I had to stand up and kerplunk......ok no more graphic commentary.....I think I need to drop a load now........bye.........
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For your information Julie, I had already did my homework, I was wondering if anybody else knew what Methanothermus fervidus was. And my GPA is a 4.0 so you don't have to tell me that by reading more I will accomplish more. So now you let us know when you have a more complicated question about something other than a Ham & Cheese webstite. Thank you for your time in answering my question.
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Stinky, you're my favorite questioner on here.  :)
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Financial wasn't a big deal really.  We don't fight about that.  What we fight about is that he is a total slob and I'm constantly picking up his shi* off the floor.....it makes me absolutely crazy.  He stinks up the bathroom.....he releases gas from every orifice....ugh!  it's just gross!  Had I known he would get "that" comfortable, I probably would have reconsidered everything.
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Interesting, my poop has never been green.  My babies poop was green untill we started feeding her baby food.  So it might have to do with your diet.
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Good question Sian,why do we?.......'cos we don't seem to learn sod all from it!
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Just thought of this one off the top..."It's not easy being Green"...by Kermit the Frog...Would that do??!!!
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SheRa...yikes...you know, you posed some thought provoking questions.\n\nThe environment - what am I doing to make it better.  Shame on me but I am doing nothing.  I really hate trying to find the right bin to place plastic containers in.  I don't want to have that stuff separated in special bins inside my place since there's not much room as it is.  I don't even get the newspaper because I'm just too lazy to recycle.  I don't drink sodas in the can, so that's out.  I do have plants at home that I take good care of.\n\nCleaners...do you mean, household?  I like Tilex - especially for the shower - keeps the shower doors nice and clean (no film, no soap residue, very clear).  I use Oxy for the stove top to keep it shiny.  Tide is the detergent I use for laundry, which I had to do.  I usually clean on the weekends - takes about 3 hours.  I have OCD, so one little hairball on the carpet...and I'm just nuts.\n\nI listen to old style music that I grew up on.  The softer music with words that you can fall in love with, that carry you to the place in time, bringing back the fondest of memories.  \n\nTools - I have a hammer and some...hmmm...what do you call those things - probably screwdrivers and some other rachet things or whatever.  I have something that's rechargeable - not sure what the heck that is.  My husband will know what to do with these things when he gets home. :)\n\nHave fun today!  This was different to answer - much more refreshing than the constant, racial, hate, blah blah blah stuff! :)
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#7, one one hand we are powerless, EXCEPT to conserve! I am doing my part by changing out lightbulbs and everything I can to save water even...Water will be a problem soon too, watch and see.  We gotta use less gas and that will happen only by having alternatives...Bring the alternatives on!
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Today? I was smart all day. Good thing you didn't ask this yesterday, though. Because yesterday I was weeding the garden and thought I was pulling up mushrooms, but it was dog stuff. And I wasn't wearing gardening gloves!  Yuck!
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I've always been told not to play with fire.  so I just go to a litter alley and clean it up.  cause I sure didn't want to litter it!  Of course I caught something and became an ill litter it advocate!
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You! Are a Genius! As a hunter FOR Racists you use some pretty smelly bait, but you did in fact bring them out of the wood work! GREAT PIECE! We should probably save those responses and re post them when "those" people post a question or answer how open minded they are. You Did Good!
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Probably because you appear at least to be baiting everyone here. I totally agree with greenghost, never darken our [organic] doorstep again friend!!!
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I don't think a lot of people read this. It is interesting information. I had to take a tree hugger science last year and one of the things the professor admitted to is that another one of the destructive gases to the ozone that they beleive is causing the global warming is ethanol, and uria, which are both caused by natural body occurances, the ethonal comes from Pooh, while the uria comes from Urine. Not just human but animal as well. I personally don't know, but am refreshed to see another prospective on the whole thing. Now they can prove all of it, inclucding the CFC part Maybe we can all use Aqua Net again.