Has anyone ever had a cold fart, instead of a warm one?
479858
Never took its' temp. before but i'll start paying closer att. for you and let you know
284873
Yeap, I do. In fact, I've learnt that if I clenched my butt in various degrees, the fart sounds can be varied... One day, I hope to make an orchestra of my farts!
481279
He heh, that made me laugh. Good question! I don't know, but I guess that the air has to go somewhere! I do know that swallowing too much air can make you feel bloated, so I would suppose it only has two ways to go, either as a burp or a fart!
1036453
I have had all sorts of gas passed upon me during "you know."\n\nWhile mowing the lawn, I have passed some of the best gas of my life.  It's the perfect opportunity!  A noisy lawn mower drowns out the sound, the smell of freshly cut grass masks the smell....  You can give up weeks worth of pent up farts with one mow of the front yard.  Just be careful you don't soil yourself straining.
1072635
Not personally, but in college my roommate did. He didn't believe that you could light farts, despite my conviction. So, he had to try it for himself. He kept his boxers on and held the lighter up there, then let one rip. To his surprise, a small fireball lept from his anus, burned his hand, and caused him to drop his zippo...onto himself, lighting his boxers on fire. He put the fire out pretty quickly, but let's just say he lost a little ball hair in the process. Good times.
819642
No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
343084
A liquified fart is called diarrhea. It won't light, but it'll put out the match you're using!
886377
You pass ice cold gas!!
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
722380
When I went to my family reunion a few years ago is when I had my most embarrassing moment. I was laughing hysterically with other relatives from a joke that was said. My younger cousin whom I hated at the time placed a microphone under my chair. It is known that when I laugh, I fart...but it is rare that happens. Well, in this occasion I farted, and when I passed gas it was heard on the microphone for everyone to hear. I was soooo mortified because EVERYONE was laughing at me. I only walked away with tears in my eyes and I never went back to a family reunion since then.
704076
Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.
1016360
lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
928839
I have gas - does that count?
860565
Yes i found that instead of my farts sounding like a trumpet there were more like a flute.lol loux
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
984145
a fart and a lighter comes to mind . . .
195697
I've been with my fiance for 2 years and we still don't fart in front of each other.. we do on accident sometimes. but we just laugh at each other. But never have we just ripped one just because we had to.