so this baby seal walks into a club...?
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That is soooo wrong (but pretty funny, really....)\n\nSo these two goldfish were in a tank, and the one turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Girl. please.........You already know the truth. Always go with your initial gut feeling!!! He is a dog!!!
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.\n\nThe seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."\n\n"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."\n\n"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.\n\n"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
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it'd be kinda tough walking down the street with a dolphin....ya think???   sick em flipper
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I have heard something along the lines of there is a secret housemate already living somewhere in the house and this will be revealed tonight.\n\nThey wont be actually telling the housemates but they will be aware of the presence of this mystery housemate. Not sure how exactly but maybe moving stuff, hiding stuff eating their food.\n\nCould be a good excuse for some big rows I think!
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This is one of the burning questions that have been bothering me for 5 seconds now. probally someone stoped in for a drink
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In some establishments, there's a collection of Cologne in the restrooms. \n\nShe's saying he's probably pouring about $3 worth of it on himself for the new woman.
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Baby stuff?  congratulations! You are about to join the 2 a.m. club!  enjoy it for all it's worth...it's miraculous!
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As confused as a child in a topless bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Under a toadstool, of course.  But he'll be out from under it next monday for a couple of days.\n\nWhy on EARTH is this question under Celebrities??
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come out wearing nothing but a full length FUR COAT ...and that will get his attention ..if not he ...he has a PROBLEM !
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Lol hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wat a funny question!!\n\nYea I would let him in if he takes off his shoes outside my store.Lol
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A guy walks in to a bar, and see a sing on the counter that says, "make my donkey happy and I'll pay you £200"\nThe guy asks what it all about, and the bar man tell him that his donkey has been very sad for week, and that nothing that he dose seem to make him happy.\n\nSo the guy walks over to the donkey and whispers in something to him, the donkey starts to laugh.\nThe bay may pay him the £200 and he go off on this way.\nA week later the guy goes back to the bar, and see a now sing. "Please help stop my donkey laughing and I'll give you £200" the bar man tell him that since he made him laugh he has not stopped, and that it is driving him mad.\nThe guy goes over to the donkey, and comes back to the bar man 30 sec later, the donkey is now crying.\nThe bar man give him the £200, and asks "how did you do it, he was crying, you make him laugh, he is laughing, you make him cry, what did you do?" The guy tells him, "well the first time I told him my dick was bigger then his, and this time i proved it."
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at a bar,club,street corner....
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A guy walked into a bar and said ouch.\n\nA panda walked into a bar, ordered something, ate it, then shot the bartender and left. A man ran after him and asked why he did it. "Check a dictionary," said the panda. Later, the man looked up the definition of panda: "Eats, shoots and leaves."\n\nUm... That's all I got. Sorry.
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It walks on its feet. \n\nThat answer seems way to obvious. Am I missing something?
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I don't know probably just go clubin'!