What did the carrot say to the other carrot?
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Nothing, Carrots don't talk
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case 1:  go to either city.  ask someone "if i go to the other city and ask them 'if i ask someone from the other city if they tell the truth or not, what will they say?' ".\n\nif your answer is no.  you are at the city of lies.\nif your answer is yes, you are at the city of truth.
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Never heard that one before, but I can present some scenarios...\n\n1) Person A does not get promotion that they believed they deserved. Person A is angry, and says... "I'm SO mad... Person B should not have gotten that job... that really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so MAD!!!)\n\n2) Person A (different guy) gets flowers from his girlfriend (Peron B). He says: "Oh, I love her SO much... her thoughtfulness really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so HAPPY!!!)\n\n3) Person A (different guy again) sees a very attractive woman in a bar (Person B). She is very sexy. Person A says, "Man, she's hot... I'd like to BUTTER HER MUFFIN." (translation: I would like to have se*x with her, enabling my ejaculate to provide lubrication to her southern genitalia)\n\n4) Opposite of scenario 3... A woman (Person A) looks at an attractive man (Person B) and says.... : "He is so hot. He can BUTTER MY MUFFIN anytime." (translation: See scenario 3)\n\nBest Wishes!
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A spat or an argument between 2 or more people
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one makes pearls... the other we eat...\nname one bob and the other bob # 2
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It is from the movie, Shrek, the first one.  The character asking the question was the gingerbread man, when he was being tortured by Lord Farquad.
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what the hell did u say?
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anastasia said:  \n\n it would become a question. OR..a command statement without a subject..no sentence that has verb/subject. \n\nCave says:\n\nUnless Yoda says it!  "Help you, I will".\n\nJust joshin' ;-)\n\nCave
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Part 1:\n\nDoes Bob lie?\n\nanswer is yes: You are speaking to Jack\nanswer is no: You are speaking to Bob\n\n\nPart 2:\n\nIs he Bob?\n\nAnswer is yes: Bob is the liar, Jack tells the truth\nAnswer is no: Bob tells the truth, Jack is the liar
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LOL to Ulltra...thats funny.  I was thinking some riddle or nursery rhyme.
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I think the first question means "Why were the seven commandments shortened for the stupid animals?"\n\n2-1 If everyone was equal then why did the pigs get milk and apples? ( That was one of the commandments, everyone is equal)\n\n2- It means the pigs (Napoleon) are taking over and their dream is not going to work out.
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Stewie: Oh can we stop by the grocery store on the way? I want a Granny Smith apple. \n\nor \n\nPeter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.\nGuy - OH MY GOD!\nPeter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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Yes.\n\nWhat?  What did you say?
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Teacher-Can you see the tree outside?\nTommy-Yes\nTeacher-Can you see the grass outside?\nTommy-Yes\nTeacher-Go outside look up and tell me if you see the sky\nTommy-Ok,(after a few moments)Yes,I can see the sky\nTeacher-Could you see GOD?\nTommy-No.\nTeacher-That's my point,You can't see GOD so he does not exist\n\nA little girl asks if she can ask Tommy some questions,the teacher says yes\n\nlittle girl-Can you see the tree outside?\nTommy-Yes\nlittle girl-Can you see the grass outside?\nTommy-Yessss!(getting a little frusrated with the questions)\nlittle girl-Can you see the teachers mind?\nTommy-No\nlittle girl-Then according to what we have been taught today,she must not have one.
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Here's the riddle:  "Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?"\n\nAnswer:  Here is the quesiton. "There are three words in the English language.  What is the third word?"  The third word is "language".
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One of them said "I'm bored. What can we do next?  We've messed up everything else."\n\nThe other one said "I have an idea.  Ask me a question and I'll give you a wiseass answer..."
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"Karen took the cookies from the cookie jar!"\n"who me?"\n"Yeah you!"\n"Not I!"\n"Than who?"