why cant  men put down toilet seat and lid?
486932
they are not programmed to
496364
It's not the SEAT so much, it's the LID. First, no one likes looking at the inside of the toilet, especially not when brushing teeth. Second, it's piggish to NOT leave the bathroom as neat as (or neater than) you found it and ready for the next person. Third, now wouldn't it be awful if your stuff kept 'just happening' to fall in? (I have no idea how how your  personal stuff keeps getting from your bedroom to the bathroom, much less into the toilet bowl -- but if you'd put the lid down, this wouldn't happen!)
231746
So the lid can't fall in.
211561
why dont girls put the seat up...
481230
Its not that men are slobs and woman are clean and tidy, its more that men like to place their belongings where they can easily see them and get them when needed i.e. the middle of the floor, and as for the woman its not that they like a clean and tidy house what they are actually doing is hiding the mans stuff to annoy him and at the same time they can have a good old moan about the mess cause we all know that woman like moaning,, and thats at any time of the month..
618190
Hmm...I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with wiping backwards.\nA gross question, but still interesting.
647806
I know it is hard for women to understand but peeing is not like water coming out of a garden hose that is always constant and easy to control.  When it comes out a guy doesn't always know if it is going to come straight out or angle off in some odd direction, or even worse in several different directions.  There may be a stream going to the left and one going to the right and only one is going into the toilet.  It stops and starts and drips and sprays.  We really do try to get it aimed right but it isn't always easy or possible.  Your better off teaching them to cleanup after the fact than trying to stop it.
617344
That is a male thing, I for one certainly don't do it cause it's disgusting. If we want or need to pee, then we should use the toilet which is what it was designed for, not the bath or shower! Yes, you're right, it is nasty.
1141348
men dont want their nuts cut off
669099
No way to first poster!  We CAN pee standing up...we just might get it all over ourselves in the process.  \n\nThere are very few things a man can do that a woman can't.  In general, men do have more physical strength.  I also think they CAN physically lose weight faster!  JERKS!
712343
First of all men don't own us..if we want to take a piss in public then we will! Secondly I personally wouldn't use the bathroom in public UNLESS I really had to.
996269
I do agree that the bathroom looks a little nicer with the seat and the lid closed, but is it really that big of a deal? And for the people that say they have fallen into the toilet because the seat was left up...what the hell are you doing backing into the bathroom? Can you not see that it's up when you go in there? It only takes a second to put the damn thing back down..big deal. My ex-husband and my current boyfriend did both. Sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down. It's not an issue in my house.
1010461
A woman needs the seat down 100 percent of the time and a man needs it down 50 percent of the time . Average it out and the seat needs to be down for 75 percent of the time for a male /female couple.  \n\nThe majority of the use is when it's down so leave it down unless you are urinating (especially if you have bad aim).
976809
Pretty much the same but I cover vs. wipe cause I don't want to touch the seat in any way possible\n1. Cover toilet seat with toilet paper first\n2. Flush with my foot\n3. Never set anything on the floor \n4. Wash hands and get the hell out of there!
757770
Yes, there is a problem called " gay bowel disease" caused by insertion of  objects into the anus. It is caused by tearing of the  bowel wall because the anus is an exit not an entrance.This problem can lead to serious health issues in later life.
1184591
Just a guess but the male may not be married huh?\n\nIf he were he would be much more attuned to your problem.\n\nYou have only two choices.\n\n1).  Tell him to please be more considerate when going to the bathroom.\n\n2). Have a male friend tell him.\n\nOr continue to clean it up. \nThere is no real explanation why men do this. has to do with standing up and not paying attention. It is unusual I think to share bathrooms so he may not be even thinking about you having to sit down. Clearly he doesn't sit while at work or you would not have the problem.\n\nAnd please understand you are not being mean to insist that he have a little consideration for you.
855104
so that the manhole cover won't fall into the manhole. if it was square, then it could fall into the hole when placed diagonally. same goes for any other shape.