Is it rude to fart at mass or confession?
484663
HELL NO!!!! PLEASE, FART ALL YOU WANT.
332145
heck yes i would. i know some one who sneezed and farted at the same time. I lauged but quietly. Its hard not to
318481
Is farting at the office bad??? \n\nI thought it was mandatory! \n\nHow else can you express your innermost feelings?
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Hi, just logged in and spotted your question and I think that you have a good point there, I am a Catholic and not a great one may I admit, I can be a hypocrite at times and this is my failing and my own fault.\nI try my best not to preach to anyone and prefer just to give advice if I am asked, but even this is pompous if I do not practice my faith,and for this I am no role model at times.\nI do believe in free will and choice and I do get embarrassed when fellow Christians do the Bible thumping bit,I believe that we should do less talking and more walking,for it is always by example that people are touched and so little by overbearing preaching.\nI am tired of hearing others condemn people to Hell and such talk that Jesus Himself would not do as He judged no-one, yes I am far from perfect and I tell you honestly that I to am tired of hearing the same condemnations day after day.\nI cannot apologize for these people but only for myself,they need to come down from the glorified pedestal that they perch on and behave with respect and dignity.\nto finish it is good to be able to say that not all who follow Jesus are religious tyrants and these seldom get heard.\nregards to you.
1138339
Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
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I think it depends on how you want to be toward others in your presence. Manners are so that people can feel comfortable and even caring toward one another. It seems that because you asked the question that you care about others and want them to feel good about being with and around you. For most people in Western cultures, burping is offensive. That’s why when one slips out; people are quick to say, “Excuse me.” We all get that an occasion burp will get by our guard. But to burp otherwise is generally deemed offensive and therefore . . . the answer to your question is NO, burping after a meal is NOT OKAY! See the Source Site below:
1155684
That is your decision. I'm sorry to hear you felt brainwashed at your church - I've been to some of those. I'm Catholic, and for a time I wandered to other churches, 'bible-believing' churches with charismatic ministers who, after a service, would order me to leave "the romish lies" or some bigoted thoughts like that. I like Catholic Mass, there's the connection to Christ, there's the connection to the community, there's the worship and the Word. \n\nGo wherever you are fed. If you find yourself hungry, come to the table.
57384
As immature as it is, sometimes there is nothing funnier than a well timed fart. It has to be timed right though, like in Yoga or during Mass or something.
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If I vomited up as many questions as I have here onto my friends and family ... they would have already strangled me. \n\nSince there are countless of you out there to reply to my burning questions of life, I'm not silenced anymore and have freedom to act normal around people in person.  Plus, it gives me great practice to communicate with many different personality types ... I've actually been attracting way too many men, with the questioning, and answering skills that I'm getting here ... cool.\n\nFurther more, timeing of questions in person can become problematic ... I'm about to go to bed, I've prayed, and suddenly a question comes into my head, "What Does God Smell like?" ... Ok, I have a real cool Priest, and he'll answer anything, but it's inappropriate for me to call my priest at 11:00 PM at night to ask, "What Does God Smell like?".  This question may keep me up all night, or even more tragic, I could go to sleep and this question could disapear into my imagination never to be addressed!!! With this wacky site, I ask, read the first few answers, and then I'm off to dream land ... Nice.
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I wouldn't say it is rude. Especially when many people have more than one sneeze at a time in them. I for one, do not feel good when I have a multiple sneezing fit and someone continuously says it. It draws even more attention to you and by then, they feel obligated and would regret saying the very first one. It's not like they should follow you room to room saying it until it's over. Now wouldn't that be silly. \n  As far as a blanket one for the rest of the day? Well, if you say it once to that person for that day, and they sneeze again later, let someone else take the torch. If you are the only one in the romm, then go ahead and say it, but follow up with something like, "do you plan on doing this all day"? "I'll need to know if I have to clear up my schedule" LOL
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. \nAfter mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. \nThe monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” \nSo next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. \nAt the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. \nHe proceeded to talk up a storm. \nUpon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: \n\n\n\n1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. \n2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. \n3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. \n4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. \n5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. \n6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. \n7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. \n8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. \n9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. \n10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” \n11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”. \n12)The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”. \n13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. \n14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.
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Yes, it would be rude.\n\nExcuse yourself to wash your hands or something and leave those who want to to pray in peace.\n\nAnd no, I'm not a Xian--I just have manners
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not really. This is more like an opinion not a fact. Your asking something that doesnt have a meaning to.\n\nIs it important to fart?.\n\nIs it important to urinate?.\n\nhmm how bout is it important to burp like your dog?. \n\nEveryone has their biased views. So if I was you.... dont even bother asking, It makes you look foolish and get a stupid answer in the end.
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for the nuns beware GOD really can see what the doing.\nfor others say NO to this unhealthy habit.\nfor sister lesb a real joy stick is far better than fingers\nfor brother gay a restroom is far cleaner that the toilet.
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don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
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every country has  it's own customs.\nIn Malysia farting is not rude but belch is.\nIn Afghanistan fart is rude, blech not.\nIn japan both are  rude.\nin America fart is funny but belech is rude.\nIn china both of  them are funny.
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lol i would just walk away so the smell can go away or just laph real loud soo noone can hear a "FART" \nhehe\n\nps GOOD QUESTION