What should we do when the pimp's in the crib, ma?
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drop it like its hot and wen and wen a nigga get an attitude pop it like its hot pop it like its hot got the roleys on my arm and im pouring shawn dawn and i smoke the best weed cause i got it going on
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call 911\nnot cuz of the fire but cuz you're a dumb*ss
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Wait until she makes him take a nap. Then sneak in, pull his blankie over his head and kidnap him. Take him out for cookies and milk.
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Go to the authorities.
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Call the police ASAP, especially if kids are involved.
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Come over or call Chax!
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Start with the police.  Also, talk to the owner of the establishment, unless he's one of the thieves.
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Rip the papers up, stick them in an envelope and mail them to the crazy nut. Then buy yourselves a strong sturdy metal whistle. Next time they call, blow the hell out of that whistle then tell them oh sorry, you thought it was that  pervert that keeps calling you up. Send her pics of your baby's dirty diapers and add a note: Isn't this just the sweetest thing you ever saw? We wanted to share this special moment with you." Send her dirty dishes. Tell her you were going to send food too but you got hungry and ate it but she can lick the plate clean and still feel a part of your family meals. Send her dominos and a box filled with cheese. Tell her you are the domino champion and will plug her up like government cheese. \nI would drive that woman nuts and tell the stepfather he's next on my list.
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you already have ur boyfrind on ur side but i say beat her slutty a** anyways! but be careful about it getting caught is not fun! u mite even want 2 do something where u dont kick her a** but u get some dirt on her then play snitch\n\nmy frind Pibbs who has reached her daily limit says: i say beat her slutty a** to hell!  she deserves a cap in her a**!!!  she needs to get a life and her own bf!!!!
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Pimp slap him with baby powder and then pin him for the 1, 2, 3.....
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Karma! Move outta that darned trailer park! Otherwise, I would go 1 of 2 ways:\n1. I would agree with 'themom', and 'nice her to death'...\nor\n2. Hop into your duds, you know, the cut offs with fringe, the halter with the muffin hangin over the tops of the cutoffs, bare foot, blue eyeshadow,liberal amounts of dirt on and in between toes, dyed blonde wig, ultra frizzy  with black roots showing, (cuz X-Tina got away with it, and so can you!) cigarette in hand, baby on hip, diet coke (with Jack) in hand...and walk over with some store bought muffins and say,"Hi, mah names Karma, this here is little Joe..he ain't Cooters, the oldest one is, but this here one i got knocked up with when we was goin through a rough patch and i woke up at the Bandito club house and well, 9 months later...here's Lil' Joe! Anyways, I wuz lookin ta be kindly and neighborly to ya, since you already done pissed me and Cooter off, so here's a peace offerin (thrust badly smooshed muffins into her arms and enjoy the look of horror on her face).."i know you think yer better than us, but we is good nay-bors, i jest wanna git along." Turn on your dirty little foot and head home. Scour 'paint' off face, toss wig, wash feet,burn clothing, pray over child....Hopefully, you will have frightened her to the  point where she will never annoy you again!
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File a police report and get a lawyer.  Take your butt down to the police station, they probably take a statement and then send you to social services.  Social services should be able to advise you further on that situation.  If the health and well-being of your kids is at stake, then go take care of things.  If you let this scare you and don't take steps to solve this now, the State can step in later down the road and just take the kids.
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Go To Bed. Don't worry about it. They cant do anything, If you didn't do anything wrong.
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prank them. i know but if its your last resort go for it. let a couple of rats loose and you'll see results believe me.
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Stuff everything under the bed\nor\nthrow it out the window...then cover it with leaves\nIf she comes home while your covering them you'll get bonus points for raking the leaves
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Bury her behind your boyfriends house. If he ever dumps you-make an anonymous report to the police that there is a body behind his house.
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When they leave change the locks and go on a trip. Then have the police watch your home while you are gone. Make sure you give their things to someone you trust that will give the things to your unwanted guest. It worked for me.