HAve you ever sharted? (Thought you had to fart, but got a little extra?) If so tell story.?
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Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
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Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
78497
Gee, let me count the ways...\n\nHow about having batteries and birth control pills falling out of your carry-on while stuffing it into the overhead bin right into the lap of a good looking guy? (Luckily I was in Europe and hoped that they look so different there he didn't know what they were- the pills that is)\n\nHow about going to an amusement park with 2 guys and riding a water ride, then getting so soaked that my pad washed out all over my pants?\n\nOr my personal favorite- I was on my computer at work, and was waiting for my husband to pick me up.  I saw him out of the corner of my eye come up behind me, yep, same khaki pants- and I rubbed the inside of his thigh & said just a minute while I finished typing.  I turned around- IT WAS MY BOSS.  Yes, 10 years later and I still work there!\n\nDon't worry about making fun of me- I am just posting this to help some poor schmuck laugh at themselves more.  I certainly have learned to!
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Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
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NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
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Yes! But I didn't walk, I drove off and left her azz!\n\nShe kept farting in my car and left a brown streak on my seat! So, I saw it as we were getting on and went off! I told her, I was going to clean out my car and went some place else with my friends. Leaving her stranded!
601319
Yes, I pooped on the delivery table when I gave birth to first child, was not expecting that!
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No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
489507
I once pooted through someone else's butt.
405270
yes you produced a shart - a colloquialism for "mass after gas".  you shoul dsit in the same position so it hopefully dries and maybe it won't itch all that bad.
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i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
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WRECKED YOUR UNDERWEAR INSTEAD???\n\nhahahahahahahahahahahaha  that's too much.
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According to Dr. Oz from Oprah we are suppose to fart 14 times a day. I don't do this.  I like to excuse my self to the bathroom if I have to go.  I have blamed it on the dog once as a joke in front of my family.
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well, i was sleeping in a cabin, and i sleptwalked in the wall, i got up then i tripped on a suitcase, and then i was walking around in circles on the floor, then, farted, like 3 times then went to complete sleep. i heard this from my whole family standing laughing at me, and they told me in the morning!!!\n\nhope i at least cheered you up a little!\nCarina
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the funniest thing that ever happened to me was i waswearing one of my favorite shirts and i leaned over a light candle screamed like a little sissy girl\ncause it burned a hole in it