In a war of words between a lexicographer and a cruciverbalist, who would win and why?
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I would not like to CROS SWORDS with a cruciverbalist!
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avada kedavra!!!crucio!!!!serpensentra!!!! lumos maxima!!! expellairmis!!! lumos!!! occulus repairo!!! stupify!!!! EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!! lol does that answer your question.
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Probably Nostradamus.  If you type in his name in a search engine, you will get oodles of information.  There are also many, many books written about his prophecies.
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Who is better in the sack, if it is close, who has the bigger rack, done and done!
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Oh please, can I get into this argument too? I like when people engage in battle of words. It's so cool. I'll referee. Let the battle begin . . .
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For Christians (especially Catholics), I guess you could say Mary, the Mother of Jesus.  From a purely secular (yet still hopelessly Western point of view) I guess you could say either Queen Elizabeth or Queen Victoria, both of England.  Queen Elizabeth built the English Empire, harrassed the Spanish to no end, built up the Americas, helped to make England solidly Protestant and executed Mary, Queen of Scots.\nQueen Victoria made a move for popular sexual repression and almost a fear of sexuality, distinctly Protestant in its origins.  This type of sexual repression led to men like Freud, who in turn altered modern society, and perhaps has led us to be an over-sexed society, that might have even made Freud cringe.
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fuck jesus christ <--fictional\n\nman: Ghandi\nwomen: Mother Theresa
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Clash of personalities.
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The Passion of Christ, even Jewish scholars have references to Jesus being crucified.\n\nWhile even the author of the Da Vinci Code refers to his book as a work of fiction.
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In a physical fight I would think Ann Coulter,  both are shrews thou so I would hope they would both hurt each other and rip out the others tounge so I never have to listen to either on TV again.
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Neither.  The Anti-Christ is not something to poke fun at. I wouldn't mock the cruelest and greatest deciever ever on earth unless I was absolutely certain that he would never come.\n\nAll of the Biblical prophecies that were supposed to have been fulfilled up to this point have happened.  What if the antichrist does come?  Would you want him to find out that you had mocked him?\n\nThe prophecies related to the End times and the Tribulation can be found in the Bible.  Most of them are in the books of Revelation and Daniel.  Much of it is difficult to read, but there are many guides to these books which can be found in your local Christian bookstore.\n\nEdit: To reality\nAll historians (secular and religious)admit that the man Jesus Christ did exist and that he came under the circumstances the bible said that he would and that the bible is a historically accurate depiction of his life up to the crucifixion.  The question non-christian historians have not answered is wether Jesus was an ordinary man, a prophet, or the son of God.  Christian Historians accept that Jesus was the son of God and that he rose from the dead on faith.
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Both are religious extremists willing to use violence in the name of their God
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The one who doesn't believe in Christ Jesus.
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Jesus of course...though He was more than a prophet.
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1. A person from Veracruz, Mexico\n2. A person of the true cross
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Jesus is the answer!\n\nFollow Jesus!
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I prefer the philosophy of George S. Patton.\n\n"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."