What is the greatest scam you have ever pulled on a first date?
481953
once told a girl i was a test pilot for air fix. kept her going all night
666119
That's terrible!\nYears ago I went on a blind date.We met at a restaurant.They opened the door of their car a crack,said"I just wanted to prove that I would show up but I'm not staying" and left.\nI think it happens to everyone.There are lots of jerks in the world,but don't worry,you'll find a gem eventually.
63700
Many years ago, I dated this one girl.  On the first date, she backed away from my advances. She said she wanted it to be special.\n\nI said OK - that's cool.\n\nI took her out on a second date, and I brought her flowers.  I took her out to a fancy restaurant, then we went out dancing.\n\nOnce again, she pushed me away.  This time, she got a little angry with me.  She said "When I want to have sex, I'll let you know."\n\nI said OK.\n\nThe next four months, we went out a lot.  I bought her jewelry, and I took her to shows.  I treated her  like she was a princess.\n\nShe started asking a lot of questions one night.  Honestly, I felt like I was being interrogated, but I must have answered all the questions correctly, because she said "Make love to me."\n\nAnd so I did.\n\nThen I dumped her @ss.
991905
The worst thing a guy ever did when i was on a date was to talk about his previous sex lives, and threesomes-talk about making me feel like crap. i was a virgin at the time as well, and he found out and told me i should wait till i was married! i got outta there fast after that!!!
168490
My first date.... Well i was something like 14. We went for a walk in the park, then for a nice let's say bar and had a nice coke. I "escorted" her home ... and ... goodnight kiss
756711
A girl I was sweet on finally agreed to go out on a date with me. One of the reasons she was reluctant to go on dates, period, is that she was rather short (5"1') but very busty (I never asked, but let's say her breasts entered a room five minutes before she did).\n\nI took her to an upscale resaturant.\n\nAs I was buttering the toe of my French Bread, it popped out of my hands and did a half-gainer right into her cleavage.\n\nI don;t remember anything after that.
351837
i went on a date with this guy to a park. I guess he had been drinking and he puked all over me. I never saw him again. the worst part was that he called me everyday for a month after.
662759
well there are lots of things but the one that stands out the most is... this customer who use to come in to my table for lunch ( i was a waitress )everyday..\nthen one day he brought a lady friend with him. They kept on coming in for a while then one day he came in all by him self and i asked him where his lady friend was.( he was so much better looking then her she was really plain Jane... not to be mean ) but i asked him where she was , then i said to him  " You know you could do a lot better then her" He says to me we got married last week... oops... I though I would die... but that was when i was in my twenty's and people except you to talk stupid when you are 20ish....
283573
On the first date,right? YES,I have,but the man was totally one of a kind!!!!
991718
I got caught in that scam too. My feeling is, if you truly do have the power to see/predict someone's future, you would not use it for financial gain. If she really had your best interests at heart, why does she keep sending these "imprtant" messages  you have to pay to get? Shady dealings if ya ask me.
384611
nope! the biggest scam artist is that freak on tv that that wants to help you make millions 'placing tiny aaaaaaads in thousands of newspapers and magazines. i did it allll from my tiny one bedroom apartment.....'
627433
The first two people being idiotic and just plain rude (respectively), I'm not sure what to do exactly here.  You must consider the fact that you had sex on the first date, however, also consider how much of a "good guy" he is (exclusive of the sex, although that is a bonus).
903754
The best scam I've seen has been the Powerbook scam - it was the best because the person getting scammed realised it, and ended up scamming the scammer!\n\nhttp://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/\n\nHighly recommend a read.
1119829
I have quite a few bad date stories.  But the one that takes the cake was the first guy I dated after my divorce 3 years ago.  I decided to be proactive and try the online dating format.  I corresponded with this guy for about a week and he asked me out.  I had not seen a photo (bad move on my part) but agreed to dinner. When I called him to confirm our date I got this really odd voice mail message that made reference to some obscure bible passage.  Now, please understand that I'm not what you would call religious.  My profile clearly referenced my musical tastes and what you would call "new age" interests  While I thought the voicemail thing a bit odd, I tried to maintain a positive attitude so we set up a time for us to go out.  The next night he picked me up at a friend's house and showed up in a mini-van.  Immediately, my reaction was "omg, this is not good".  I walked out to meet him at his vehicle and the inside looked like he lived in it...fast food remnants, sporting goods, etc.I knew this was no love connection but I tried to be a good sport and at least make it through dinner.  We went to a local restaurant where he started to spout off his very fundamentalist religious rhetoric.  He told me that "the government" has already developed "mobile execution stations", I think he meant that these are like the emissons testing vehicles but more sinister.  Basically he said that the end of the world is coming and people who refuse to have a bar code/mark of the beast would be executed.  He leaned into me and serious as a heart attack says "so, what are you going to do on judgement day?  Are you going to take the mark of the beast?" Needless to say "mark of the beast" is looking more appealing by the moment.  At this point, I'm thinking that this date can't get worse...but low and behold it got much worse.  There was a large group of people adjacent to us at this restaurant and were obviously celebrating a child's birthday.  There were helium balloons all over their table.  My date summons the waitress with whom he had been relentlessly flirting with and says "can I ask you a favor"?  Immediately I put two and two together and started praying "god please don't let him do what I think he is about to do"!  You guessed it...he procured a balloon and managed to suck helium and do his best Alvin and the Chipmunks impression.  I started inhaling my dinner in the hopes of getting out of there ASAP.  He managed to get the attention of the entire restaurant and then asked me out again for the next night.  I told him my to take me home and politely declined further dates.  After this fiasco I realized that dating takes a lot or work and a lot of humor.  I started giving my dates silly little nicknames.  This guy was affectionately called "Jesus Boy" by me and my friends.  This was one of many frogs I had to kiss.  Some of the others were "college professor guy whose kitchen looked like a nuclear waste dump",  "Yoga instructor that looked like Yoda" and "transvestite dude" (you figure that one out)! and countless other potential suitors.  I'm happy to say that I finally did manage to find a great guy and we both like to laugh about my very laughable dating exploits!
550362
I took a girl to this little hole-in-the wall restaurant that was really dark and romantic.  Then we went to this park that had this really tall stone wall that went all the way around it.  We climbed up on it and walked it for a huge chunk of the night.  It was a cheap date but one of the best I remember\n\n   Another one was (and I was broke then too)  I fixed a really nice meal and went to the video store and got a bunch of old black and white movies.  We ate then turned the lights of and watched Casablanca and talked through it all.  She thought it was great because all her first dates involved a restaurant and a movie theater.  It was something that hadn't happened to her before
681080
When I was standing on a country road (waiting at an unmarked bus stop) in Italy and twelve men pulled their cars over (not all at once), thinking I was a prostitute.  They waved their wallets at me and tried to get me into their cars.  I was so upset that I was in tears, crying beside the road.  Suddenly I heard a sound, and I looked down to see two lizards running across the sidewalk.  Before I could do anything one of lizards crawled up onto my foot and started crawling up my leg.  I could feel it against the skin on my calf, so I lifted my leg and tried to shake it off, but the damn thing just wouldn't come off.  All I could think was, "Everyone thinks I'm a prostitute and I'm going to have to take off my pants to get this lizard out of them!"  So I was standing beside the road, totally crying, shaking one leg around in the air.  All the cars that were driving by were honking their horns and hollering at me... it was soooo embarassing!  \n\nAfterword:\n\nEventually the lizard got scared and crawled off my leg- it didn't get past my knee and I didn't have to take off my pants.  A few minutes later the bus came.  I swear I didn't look like a prostitute- I was wearing a sweater and dress pants!  And I had a suitcase!
337532
I have.\nHe had the money and the looks was great but never had time for me.\n So i dated a guy that was great in showing me a good time out and giving me the attention i needed.