"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Who said this to who
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Winston Churchill to Lady Astor\n\n"Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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I believe he is refering to the abolishment of spirits (booze), and the societal impact thereof in the region, when using the term as a bit of an insult.
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I think that this is probably a variation on a quote that I have heard attributed to Mark Twain and Abe Lincoln. I found it also credited to Samuel Johnson. Samuel Johnson died before Abe and Twain were born, so I give him credit. The quote is as follows...."It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."\n\nIn other words....keep em guessing.
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Al Swearengen\nExample; When the caracter of Hearst told him to accept his will and drink that he said NO
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"It's Friday, you ain't go no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do!"\n -Chris Tucker from the movie "Friday".
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From the movie Life.\n\nRay: "You [bleep] around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions."
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"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy" - (or something really darn close) Ben Franklin\n"Beer - getting ugly people laid since 1863" (or some such date)\n"I'm the oldest I've ever been so far" \n"Faster than the speed of dark"\n"Whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine."
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Depends on the level of drunkness of the person they are addressed to.
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Various people have used this quote.  It is generally attributed to either Robert Kennedy or Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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Quote:\nIt suggests that a person’s brain is like a cracked pot, in other words that he or she is in some way deranged. Pot was once a slang term for the skull, and something cracked was obviously defective—a older expression with a similar meaning that used the same word was crack-brain, and of course we still have the slang term cracked for someone who’s thought to be crazy (a crackhead is something different, of course).\n\nCrackpot has been with us since the 1880s, though its first sense was that of a stupid person. The London humorous writer F Anstey (a pseudonym for Thomas Anstey Guthrie) recorded it in this sense in 1891 in a piece about short farces of the period that were performed in the more minor London music halls (I hope his attempt at recording the London dialect of the period is understandable): “Colonel Jinks’s ill-used son discovered the will, whereupon his ecstasy was quite lyrical. ‘What!’ he cried. ‘All that mine? Five thousand jimmy-oh goblets, five thousand good old golden sorcepin lids! [i.e. gold sovereigns] To think I’ve bin sech a bloomin’ crackpot all this time and never tumbled on it! I’ll be a gentleman now, and live in stoyle.’”\n\nWithin a few years, the term had moved to its modern sense of a person given to eccentric, senseless or lunatic notions.
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It is a quote attributed to Coco Chanel.  I think she was was basically saying older women aren't desirable, unless they have the decency to make themselves look younger than they are.  Kinda pathetic in my never to be humble opinion.
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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butt beautiful butt\ni am drunk\nbutt beautiful butt
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james madison said that quote
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Ronald Kornblow: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world. \nBeatrice Rheiner: [eagerly] Do you really? \nRonald Kornblow: No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres.
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A drunk person; he won't be drunk for much longer, but an idiot is an idiot forever.