I'm trying to rent out my g/f this weekend, but my buddy still won't spit enough cash. What can I do?
482538
You should know dummy.
883231
Time to get serious about the situation.  You have a contract and she has voided the contract with the bad check so she is out.  Did she tell you in advance about the bank problem?  If no then she is a con-artist and she will promise to pay in a few days and there will always be delays, stories etc.  She is bad news and you don't need to support her.   Kick her out asap and let someone else be duped by her.  Trust me I am in a similar business and I have heard every sort of excuse and sob story.  Don't give her any more time.  Go through a legal avenue so you son't have to listen to her stories first hand and fel sorry for her.  The next landlord will get the same bad business.
358052
First of all you have to tell her exactly your situation.  Women don't like men who take them out under false pretenses.  It will put them off you when they find out.  Not necessarily because you are broke (depends on the woman) but because you have kind of lied to them.xx
1142563
quit spending money on hookers man, buy yourself a nice car with that jack.\n\nI would highly recomend gettin a "friend" that you can drink a beer with and noodle now and again, it's more fun that way.  \n\nRelationships are tough, I hear ya there.
719279
Start respecting yourself more than that!!!!! This man is paying you for services. kick him to the curb. If was giving you money to help you out he wouldn't want to sleep with you. Pay him back when you get on your feet and find someone who respects you. Don't let a man use you like that.
398166
She's not going to throw you out she's just pissed.  Give her some time to herself.  Stay out of her way. DOn't say anything to her.  When things simmer down swallow your pride and apoligize for being disrespectful and hurting her feelings but reconfirm that you didn't steal the money.  \n(I pray to God you didn't steal that money for real because if you did and she has insider proof you did you are soooo screwed and you are moving out)  Not now but right now!\n\nAfter that shut up and listen to whatever crap she wants to say and don't say anything else but sorry cuz  you are on thin ice.  \n\nUnless you have an alternate source of housing you need to just swallow your pride.  I know she's being irritating but she does care about you.
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Oh hunny.  Kick his @$$ to the curb!  The dirtbag wants to have his cake and eat it too.  You deserve SO much better than some wishy washy loser!\n\nDo this:\n\nTake a shower.\n\nGet dressed.  \n\nGo to the hair dresser and get a new hair style.  \n\nGo over to the Estee Lauder counter for a makeover.  Budget $60.00 and buy one of the great Estee Lauder moisturizers for your face, you deserve it.\n\nGet a manicure and a pedicure (no polish though).\n\nCall 5-10 of your best friends and have a potluck sleep over and do each other's nails.\n\nGrab 4 Chick Flick comedies and make TONS of popcorn.\n\nNo booze though, it just makes things worse.\n\nHug each other often and laugh until your sides hurt.\n\nKeep this in mind, your girlfriends are your support team.  When you all get together like that you all remember why you are friends and that no matter how bad things get, you always have each other!\n\nBlessed Be "Little Sister",\n\nSunshine\n\n=====================\n\nP.S.  To the insensitive jerks regarding "speak english and use spell check"... Bite off!  She is hurting deeply and she did the best she could to communicate how she is feeling.  I am and English Major and I took the time to read what she had to say patiently.  If you can't be bothered to do that then maybe you should not have answered her question!
1064300
Put the fuzz on her ass, really! I once had a landlord that was a complete ass to me, fuzzing a week before the pay day saying,"You better start having the money by next week, or I'll force eviction your ass out!" So I just left on my own, put the cops on him, and sold out all of his apartments to an alternate landlord.
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You gently remind them. If they make an excuse to not pay you then and there, get them to commit to a date (I'll have it all for you next Friday) or a payment plan (I'll pay you $10 every Monday). \n\nIf your 'friend' still evadess his/her responsibility, just banish this person from your life. $100 or so is CHEAP to get a person like this out of your life forever and ever.\n\nNext time you loan a friend money, get something for collateral. That way, if there is some reason your friend can't pay you back, you can sell the item and get your money that way. So no matter what happens, the two of you can still be friends. If your friend both intends to repay you and values your friendship, your friend will readily see the wisom of this plan.\n\nWhen you loan money to a friend without getting collateral, you often lose both your money and your friend.
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You need to provide details, is your partner the only one working? Did you know that when the two of you were getting together?\n\nIf it was the money that you got together for, you can never have enough, that I assure you and you can never meet anyone who can make enough for you.\n\nYou may be asking this question, I am speculating, because you may have found your interest in someone else and money is only an excuse, since you are not able to find anything else -may be.\n\nI doubt you are interested in a detailed answer.
959963
Be yourself. Dont try and be someone your not. Be kind and polite too her. But dont go too far out of your way. Be the one to pay for any expenses. But dont brag. It makes you look like you can handle your money, and spoil her with it, but not overuse it and let it get too you. And just try too have as much fun as you can. If she seems unhappy, ask her why, Ask her how she thinks the date is going, Your main focus is on her. But yeah, basically, Be yourself, and savour the moments. Good luck.\n\nTimm.
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As long as no-one is a gamble-a-holic -How about take her to a casino for fun-if she has never been to one - but Have a limit of gambling money and play the nickle slots or quarter slots and only play $5.oo hand table games like Black Jack -unless you have tons of money then play as much as you want most Casino's Offer free drinks as long as your gambling- most Casino's have shows and a buffet -If you call ahead and tell them its her birthday they might can sing Happy Birthday or better give her a gambling credit -usually no more than $25.oo _ I used to work at a casino and they would give the credits out to people for their birthdays -just make sure you all bring Valid ID's or you wont be getting in
1083874
Stick to the original deal.  If your friend's whiffling on wanting his cue back he's probably going to whiffle on giving you your $200 back, too.
456012
Addiction is tough.  Especially when you're broke, need money, and know an easy place to get it.\n\nMy first suggestion... write down everything that makes you suspect this person.  This lets you clear your head and think about your thoughts before you confront the person.  Once you've written it down, look it over.  Does it look like enough of circumstances to put together into robbery?  \n\nIf it still seems like it is... call your friend up and meet in a public place to talk.  (People can get emotional when they're confronted).  Ask POLITELY.  Or bring it up and say that you had a lot of money go missing... does he know of anyone who might have taken it (look at his reaction).  If he denies it, tell him/her of your suspicions.  Tell him/her that it's time to find a new job, or perhaps suggest that he/she does some work where you don't pay him/her to make up the difference.\n\nIf it goes bad, you could always call the police.  But that would guarantee a lost friendship...
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Present her another check - along w/ a prepared receipt for her signature....It's now Nov 29 - that's 28 days of late fees, ouch!!!\n\nYou can't prove that you paid and she can't prove that you didn't.\n\nYou need to pay her ALL back rent & late fees and so she has no cause to start the eviction process......AND then, you can fight to get your late fees back.\n\nOr pay her Nov rent w/ a certified letter stating why you are not paying the late fees as well......And ask that she acknowledge in writing that you owe or don't owe the fees...You can have the judge settle that dispute too!\n\nSmall claims courts are for landlord/tenant disputes....Send a demand letter to her for the return of your late fees w/in 10 business days....On the morning on the 11th Day go to Court and request a hearing date - then serve her via process server and mail\n\nDO ALL this if and only if you can prove your position....A good argument would be if you've paid previous months on time as instructed.\n\nI evicted a tenant w/out lawyers and while intimidating, the process is really tenant friendly....google your state and landlord/tenant laws and find out what your options are.....\n\nAlso, in some states, late fees can only be charged if they are "reasonable".....it's not defined in the statutes what "reasonable" is.....other states prohibit late fees if they are not specified in the lease.......FIND OUT - BE an informed tenant.
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There is so much good advice already , but ...   I would like to add a little to it anyway, namely ,  PLEASE  see to it immediately that you have a job, an income of your own of some sort . Take your name off that account of his and get one in your own name . You do not need anybody else's  approval when you feel you want to spend some money . Earn it yourself and enjoy it yourself. Pay your debts and don't be a moocher living in a person's apartment etc., and they have total control over your destiny . He can do an about turn and kick you out any time if your name is not on the renter contract . All you need is a good fight or argument and you are history . I hope for your sake you put some money aside . Sure is hell to be hungry and have no place to keep warm . Look out for yourself and good luck to you .
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You need to let her know about this!!!\nTell her man and you will not risk having to come home one evening and see that she has sold your furniture for a script. \n\nHave an intervention and get her help.