how  do i become a criminal mastermind?
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You first have to become a "legal mastermind," that is, know precisely the line separating lawful vs unlawful behavior.\n\nMost people think, speak, work and live WAY WITHIN the boundaries set by society's laws. They are not players at all, they "play" it too safe.\n\nA criminal mastermind is so smart he doesn't even play outside the law; rather, he directs others, through untraceable puppet strings, to act outside the laws for him. Meanwhile, he lives completely within a thick shroud of unassailable legitimacy.\n\nA criminal mastermind is not necessarly a bad person. He just knows the law so well that he can manipulate it at will. Many great people have had to act outside the law to get important things done.
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first. you have to be centralized.\n\n\nsecond. you need to be intelligent.\n\n\nlastly. you need be like bond.. james bond.
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JOIN THE POLICE ACCADAMY.
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I DO! LOOK FOR Rebel Angels and I'm mostly in White Out or Ice Berg. Also have you gone underground or become a secret agent yet? If not:\n\nTo go underground walk into the sewer in the Town OR walk into the speaker on the right in the night club. To become a Secret Agent: Click on the "m" in the corner for moderator. DON'T CLICK OK. Click on the "m" that is on the thing that pops up. A little spy penguin will show up. Answer all the questions nicely and you will get a spy phone AND a status as a spy!!!!
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Become famous. Even better, become infamous.
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How about ask around at police dept.? I know sometime they offer seminars in few things.\n\nAlso you may want to find a executive protective service or bodyguard school with very good reputation.\n\nTake some psychology classes can help too. I use to have a psychology teacher who was a negotatier for polices, that guy was scary with his words. He can really get into person mind and maniuplate them.
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YOU GO GIRL! It really depends - what state you live in and if youre willing to move out of state...\n\nThis was the field I wanted to get into. I went to college, asked the counselors what courses to take. They told me to take Administration of Justice, so I did. I now have a BS in Crim Justice - but that wasnt what I needed to do forensic work! DO NOT listen to your counselors...they are morons. You need to study Biology, Chemistry and Physics. Get a degere in one of those, then you can apply with the FBI...better than a regular forensic specialist in the field...\n\nLive my dream - Im too old to now!
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Build the fence.\nFine the employers.\nJail the ones who commit real crimes.\nSEND THE REST HOME ON A BUS.\nMIKE
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1. You need to know how to program, high-level language as, c++, basic, and etc.\n\n2. You need to have knowledge of ASM.\n\n3. Understand how network/atm/ports/socket works.\n\n4. Understand how system files works for OS such as linux, unix, and Windows.\n\nonce you have knowledge of those. You need to understand loopholes, errors, backdoor, and virus to create vulnerability for you to access other people. I would recommend doing so out of your personal enjoyment would be okay, anything other than that can be considered criminating action.
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All I know for sure is you must have completed high school. You probably also have to qualify in some sort of fitness regimen. My friend is presently taking a course on line. One name for this type of work is Forensic Science Specialist.
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Call a local rent-a-cop place.  They'll certainly be able to tell you, and may offer training and licensing for you.
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Join the Moonies and become Sung Yung Moons right hand man.  That might be a way to do it.  He thinks he is the new messiah and seeks world domination too.\nhttp://www.perkel.com/politics/moonies/\nhttp://www.perkel.com/politics/moonies/1earth4.htm\nhttp://www.freedomofmind.com/resourcecenter/groups/m/moonies/\nI could list more info sources but a quick search will find you more than you ever wanted to know.\nJoin a cult and become it's leader if you dare.
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I would think that you must start by studying criminology and psychology. Perhaps a course in sociology?
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Create an evil plot based on his one weakness. get your henchmen to kidnap him and bring him to your lair. Strap him to the execution device of your choice. The more exotic the better. Think lasers. Don't forget to reveal your secret plan right before you kill him.
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go to college\nacademy then police dep.
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Go to a police academy and get a job where you have permission to write tickets.  Then you can fine as many people as you want.
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This may be a lil off subject but it's alwayz good to know, some of these situations might apply.\n\n1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!\n\n2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!\n\n3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.\n\n4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.\n\na. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.\n\n5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:\nA.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.\nB.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.\nC.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.\nIT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)\n\n6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)\n\n7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig-zag pattern!\n\n8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.\n\n9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever yo u do, DO NOT open the door."\nThe lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.\n\nCopy/Paste this and send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.