Girls, would you date a "farter"?  And how often do you girls fart anyway?
489775
Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
309308
LMAO DRidiot! I think your 6 years old.. \n\nHow can you ask a question like that.\n\nHmm How many times a day does your dog fart?.
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
715497
Going down on her.\n\nHowever... Back when I dated I was asked "How do you do that?" and asked to write a book and share.\n\nhaha\n\nI only knew they liked it when they clenched their teeth, clawed at the bed sheets, every muscle in their entire body would tense up and flex, their legs started shaking (and continued to do so for a few minutes after the big O), held their breath groaning and moaning, twitching their cute little tummies and nearly bucking me into next week.\nOn a near fall I had to make sure she didn't get up and walk for a few minutes so she could get her wobbly legs back in order. *sigh* (Good thing there's a learning curve.)\n\nTrouble is they want seconds but they're too worn out and have to wait a few days. That's an issue I can't seem to gain an edge on. *sniff*
602589
Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
503833
that is so funny! im with my husband for 8 years and hes never heard me fart once! great question!!
452584
we all do it the same amount of time's. chic's are just better at hiding it most of the time. get into a serious relationship and you'll find out!\n\nMy wife used to leave the room to fart when we first got togeather alas she nolonger does this.
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
128741
Sounds like you asked her the wrong way.  You probably look too needy.  Why would you want to date someone that would laugh at you anyway.  You're better off without her!
99809
I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
240845
you shouldn't be embarresed by this. EVERYONE takes a crap EVERYDAY when you gotta go, you gotta go! so just go! i mean, if he really loves you, he won't care about you taking a dump. besides, if guys can fart in public, and think it's not embarrising...well, you get the point. just go do your buissness.
147765
Girls don't fart...That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
765752
Guys don't ALWAYS anything (except maybe fart a lot).  I know plenty of guys who are too serious for their own good.
819642
No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
852167
I see a skid of a funnycar into a wall. The important thing is to let someone know off the bat if you date just one person exclusively. Its not impossible, but it could get ugly.
634980
my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!