You throw away my outside, cook my inside, then you eat my outside and then throw away my inside?
491484
an ear of corn on the cob
1094400
"Further my friends each other's net work of food is each other."\n\nDude, sounds like cannibalism to me.
297864
after reading your question I want to abuse you
909360
only if you bathe with me and we set it on fire with all the heat
724780
it depends on how it is cooked
644016
shoving bamboo pieces under someones nails and burning the rest off...so that 1/2 is under nail
353341
You're disgusting.  I think I will report you for this one.
931759
after a washing w/ a brillo pad  and a make-under\nwhat a hypocrite my b-f brought me home!
859610
i would take out the ... after the ifs, since you are using [I] to replace "you."
132288
Nah dude...Why take leftovers?
890807
Cook 'im up. Activitists don't care as long as you eat what you kill.
448233
Throw things at him...prefferably muffins
212157
My fingernails. Then I eat the wax. LOL
631599
get my revenge and then dump them!
500222
What a great way to display your lack of intelligence. If you do that, I hope the cook forgets to wash his hands after he takes one so he can cook your food for you. Maybe then you will have more appreciation for health concerns, you know after nice long night of puking and crapping like a Tibetan landslide. In short, no, you idiot, it isn't nice. It's foul and stupid.
401150
ill eat u out!!!   oooooooooooooolala
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Like I cook, Drive Thru!!!