How do i pas a drug test fast? Serious answers only, please?
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I've taken a few tests myself. I failed one by using a urine additive because they can detect it in your urine. I passed one by drinking a detox drink like mentioned by another answerer, but the one I used was for "the morning after". I had a friend who swears that if you put a few drops of bleach in water and drink it that works. I don't know about this one though. Also you can take these pills used to purify water (from a sports store in the camping gear section)There's two different pills. Take one of each asap and you will pass. Definitely drink lots of water and pee as much as you can. If you can afford it buy the synthetic urine at the head shop (quite expensive!) Good Luck and keep tokin'!! (It's not as bad as alcohol for all of you out there against it!)
430103
Is this for a drug test? Seems like around 4 days, if you can understand the doctor-speak of these articles. \nIf you have presciption there shouldn't be a problem.
1179183
Drink lots of water on the day of your test untill your urine runs clear this is called flushing it will remove traces of drugs in your system all except pot the reason i know this is because my brother use's drugs and is in jail and has random drug test i asked him how he gets away with it and this is what he told me........BTW you should give up whatever drugs you are on
7690
#1, sorry bud, you need to give your body the time to remove the toxins from your body to pass that test.\n#2. it will have no effect.\n\n#3. Strip NC says it is suposed to help, but it does not, even the label states this.\n\nBest way not to fail the test, let's see, um, don't do the drug :)
364405
i doubt it will be in your system in 5 days. drink lots of water. the vinegar in pickle juice helps. umm, if youre desperate, niacin, a mineral available in any vitamin shop totally erases it if taken in large quantities. if you only took 5 hits for your first time ever, itll be gone in a few days to a week. if you never did drugs b4, y are you getting a piss test? less its for work. Tip for next time: leave the weed alone and youll never have to worry again! \n:-)
193815
depends on what kind of test it is.  if it is a hair test, you are screwed, unless you have REALLY short hair or none at all.  there is no way to undo what is found in hair.\n\nif its a piss test, i've had friends who swear that by using a drop or two of regular household bleach in your piss test that it will come out clean.  personally, i dont trust it.\n\ni have found that this always works, especially if you don't smoke often (1-2 times per week).  Drink A LOT of water and cranberry juice, take cranberry pills for up to a week before your test.  do not smoke at all during this week, and stay away from friends who do.  if they are good friends they will understand.  make sure that your pee is coming out clear all week.  by the time you take your test you should come out negative.  it worked for a few friends of mine (including a girlfriend who needed to pass a test for a county job, and they are very strict about those tests)\n\nfor someone like me who has been smoking daily (many times a day) for over 8 years what i just mentioned above wouldn't help at all.  i just have to find jobs that dont test, and for those that do i have a Prop 215 card in CA that helps me get away with it... thank you ADA and NORML!
920479
8 pints of water will flush out your system plus this...................................................\nThere are commercial and household products that will help you pass the test. Some people are objecting to commercial products because they "are just trying to cash in on the War on Drugs." They also charge high prices and water alone tends to work for most. Also, be aware that Texas outlawed products with the sole purpose of creating negative results on urine tests. I have put a © next to the commercial products to indicate that they are developed specifically for beating the test. Those of you that oppose them or reside in Texas can skip items with a ©. Ignore money-back guarantees. Companys that suck in thousands of High Times readers make so much, that a few returns from motivated users are insignificant. People could even get away with offering a money-back guarentee for Goldenseal because all the water that people drink with Goldenseal causes most of them to pass. Some companys don't keep their word. A urinator who tested positive sent the lab results back, only to be told that marijuana is illegal. He was not even compensated for buying a failing product. \n\n5.THINGS TESTED TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES\n\nLaboratories know how easy it is to tamper with urine samples and alter the results. Labs often do tests to find out if the sample is legitimate. \n\n5.1 Color:\n\nIf a urine sample looks clear, the lab will suspect that it's watered down. They can't report it as positive, but they may reject the sample and inform your employer that you tried to beat the test. If this happens, the sample might as well be positive, because you won't get hired. Take vitamin B complex to color your urine yellow. \n\n5.2 Temperature:\n\nUrine should be between 91 and 97 degrees. NIDA certified labs will verify temperature. If it isn't, they will suspect you added water to the cup, or used substitution. Disposable pocket hand warmers (sold in department stores) will keep a urine sample warm, provided that the urine is in a condom or douche bag. \n\n5.3 Creatinine:\n\nCreatinine is a substance produced by vertebrates, and it shows up in urine. If someone substitutes their urine with something other than urine, like Mountain Dew, they will test negative for drugs. The testee will most likely not get away with it because Mountain Dew contains zero creatinine, and labs test creatinine levels to ensure that the sample is valid. Creatinine levels drop below normal when people dilute their urine. This tests to ensure that the subject didn't drink unusual amounts of water. An *accurate* creatinine "clearance" test would require a urine and blood test 24 hours before the drug test to determine the normal creatinine level for that individual. This is almost never done. You should still be cautious because they do often use the inaccurate method of comparing your creatinine level during the drug test to an average. Eating foods rich in protein like red meat will slightly increase creatinine levels. There is no significant variation between vegatarians and armavors, so the effect protein has is little. Sexual activity also raises creatinine levels. I doubt sexual activity influences creatinine level with much significance. However, a vegetarian that doesn't have much sex should be concerned. People who are drug-free sometimes lose their jobs for having too low of a creatinine level. \n\n5.4 pH:\n\n> pH is often changed when people spike their sample with household products. Use caution when doping urine, pH is usually tested. \n\n5.5 Specific gravity:\n\n> An unusual specific gravity indicates that a sample has been tampered with. \n\n5.6 Age:\n\n> Age can not be tested using urine. There is a rumor that approximate age can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It's a myth. \n\n5.7 Gender:\n\n> Gender cannot be tested either. As with age, there is a rumor tha
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Drink A LOT of water and tea.  A natural foods store (like GNC) has clarifying teas that help flush your system.  Goldenseal (a herbal pill) also detoxifies your body.  Keep DRINKING water...lots and lots.  If you are being tested don't exercise before hand because marijuana stores in the fat cells and releases THC when you exercise.  A rule of thumb is if you don't smoke it often it will be out of your system in 3 weeks, but doing these tips will help you out.
226272
If you are dirty, go to your local health food store, and buy quick tabs, or something like that and follow the instructions exactly.  They usually require that you drink a lot of water, as this will dilute your urine, and the tabs will mask the chemicals that they test for.  Usually the pills or tabs will cost you about 35 bucks, but make sure you buy ones that have a money back guarantee.  The tabs don't always work, especially if you use them often.
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For a drug test:\nDon;t smoke, don;t drink alcohol, don;t do drugs. Report to the testing agency any perscription drugs you may be taking. A few days before the test, do not eat poppy seeds.\n\nFor general health:\nEat right and exercise. Stay away from sugar.
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you only need to drink lots and lots of water.. (approx a gallon to a gallon and a half) Start at least 2 or 3 hours before test time and continue drinking water till you take the test ( I walked in to take mine with a bottle of water-which i left in the waiting room)  not talking about sipping water either.. Chug a glass or two wait a few minutes drink some more - (once you start going to bathroom you dont need to chug but dont just sip it either) pee some more -drink some more - pee some more - you get the idea.. DO NOT make the same mistake some one I know did and chug a gallon of water with out going to bathroom, he ended up throwing the water up ! It has to go somewhere...  Basically you are just flushing your system - which is the same thing the GNC stores too only they add a chemical to it and charge you 60 bucks ( think grape kool aid like drink)  the golden seal can be picked up in tests... If you dont trust the water only to flush your system then ask for a detoxifier flushing agent at a nutrition store (think grape kool aid like drink) you have to ask - it is not on shelf and they guarantee the results.. you fail you get your 60 bucks back.. THC does stay in your BLOOD system for 30 days-it does not stay in your urine for 30 days , you can flush it in a few short hours...
312078
You are out of luck. The best way to pass a drug test is to just don't do drugs. There are so many ways of drug testing today and some are foolproof. For example, the only way to pass a hair strand drug test is to be drug free for 2 years!
614267
smoke a little weed.  It will help you to calm down, and you won't be so nervous.\n\nApparently Chrystal Meth means you won't care about the test.\n\nCoke will make you think you can beat it.\n\nAnd Ketamine may well kill you, so you won;t have to take the test anyway.\n\nIf you need a hany hoplding your peepee for the test, you have probably been stupid enough to do drugs, so don't bother with the test.  If you have, you have already given up on yourself, so why should anyone else care?
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Try "readyclean". It has always worked. But you must follow the instructions exactly. But beware some higher panel drug tests actually test for cleaners and things like that.
729078
They don't do any DNA testing on urine, so the sex of the, uh, donor doesn't matter.  I agree that infant pee might have a different chemical makeup.  Those drug tests are very sensitive.  \n\nHowever, your main concern would be (besides collecting it ewww) the substitution.  Most piss tests are monitored somewhat.  They stand outside the stall to make sure that you are urinating instead of pouring something into the jar.  You cannot bring anything into the stall.  MOST IMPORTANTLY, they check the temperature of the sample.  It's hard to keep a smuggled bag of urine at body temperature. \n\nThere are much better options.  If you have a week or so, do some sweaty workouts.  THC is stored in your fatty cells for up to thirty days as I'm sure you know.   Like any other toxin, a good sweat will help flush it out.  Go sit in a sauna.  You should also drink an assload of water between now and the test.  \n\nFinally, you should go to GNC or a vitamin store to get an herbal cleanser.  They have stuff for piss tests.  Start one as soon as possible.  There is also a good one that you do the day of the test.  You make a huge vat of tea and drink all of it plus water.  You feel like you're going to explode, but it's worth it.  When they ask if you've drank anything, say you worked out in the morning but haven't had any water since then.  Best case, you pass because the water masks the THC.  Worst case, your urine sample will come back rejected for being too diluted.  You almost always get to re-test.  When they ask why it was dilute, you say, "Oh, gee whiz.  Maybe I drank too much water after my workout."  You then buy a few precious days before the next test.   \n\nGood luck.  I think that it sucks that hard drugs leave the system in a few days, but pot stays around for 30.  Who would make a better worker?  A coke fiend or a recreational pot user?
727662
Drinking alot cranberry juice and alot water to clean out your system. Wal Mart sell drug test you can take at home to make sure you clean before you go to the real drug test.
280355
36hrs. with a $50 cleaning kit and a lot of prayer!I know a few people that had to take one on demand and passed but a friend flunked his urine test by being too clean! If you're not a heavy smoker a good diuretic usually does the trick or eat a poppy seed bagel and tell the tester.Don't act nervous or you'll be busted for sure!