If Jesus Was Shopping In Wal-Mart, Would He Be Embarrassed Buying Tampons For Mary?
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I think he would be cool with it. Just not on Saturday. Do you think is Jerusalem Express Card would be declined?
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Gee, let's see. Would Jesus give tax breaks to the rich and ignore the poor? Would he approve of a war based on a lie? Would he approve of pollution? Would he have helped the Katrina victims? Hmmmmm, tough one.
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Whoever you are, be careful what you say about Jesus. As a joke, your question is one easily answered. But it is obviously a direct reflection of your lack of knowledge, or faith. He was meant to be the picture of the lowest man, so that He could reach them. But I'd be willing to bet, if I was a gambling man, that you would tremble in fear if you were required to ask Him that to His face. Oh.. but you will.
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Yes.  Many of Jesus harshest were reserved for fundamentalists who condemn others, are fiercely nationalistic (who is my neighbor), those who are proud, and those who put too much emphasis on money and personal wealth.\n\nThe only way he could have been more clear is to just come out and say "Dont' be like the Republicans!"  \n\nJesus spoke about peace, turning the other cheek, healing the sick, helping the poor, giving up weath to benefit the poor, and believeing that real power stems from humility, and understanding, not pride and strength.  \n\nThat sounds pretty liberal to me....\n\nIf Jesus were alive today, Ann Coulter would already have 2 books about how dangerous he is for the country.
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Well, assuming that we knew he had consummated the life choice/marriage I expect they would be shocked equally by each statement, since they (and other Christians, don't forget us!) believe that Jesus was celibate, and each statement would equally contradict this belief.\n\nThis is quite a question! Presumably he wouldn't have been gay AND married (although he may have been in your hypothetical question!) so it actually concerns two alternative realities!
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Yes when He was Jesus in the flesh. He had bodily functions like every other person. So don't feel guilty when you have to go every now and then.
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He would be himself JESUS
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That's great but it doesn't make Walmart this nice company.  They're obviously just doing what it takes to get the dollars at Christmas.\n\nHERE YOU ARE, YOU'RE HEART ALL WARM ABOUT SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU'RE GLAD THEY'RE KEEPING CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS YET YOU CALL ME STUPID.  THAT'S VERY LAME.
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First, get over yourself. Secondly, you should probably look at Wal-Mart in the same place the regualr sized condoms are.
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haha According to Jenkins and LaHay of Left Behind fame, they will leave their clothes behind. I just never thought of that before. I guess the more prudish of the Christians will get a shock at first. \n\nLOL
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dont u think a jesus freak wouldn't care about looks?\n___________\nhey pregowtwins... cause someone doesnt walk with god, it means they're ugly? \nthat's an awfully mean thing for a christian to say!
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Amen girl, Amen! You're right, that's not how Jesus looked at all.  I wouldn't be going to that church on Sunday's to worship!
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Only if your name is Jesus.
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Yes it does.  And hopefully she was "on her knees" at some point, as well.  Hopefully she let you put it in her mouth.  Communion, that is.  Did she tell you all of her naughtiest confessions?  You went to church, my friend.  High Five!
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What would Jesus say?
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Well, Jesus turned a lot of heads in the Bible.  I'm sure he'd do the same if he were here today.  As for going to the strip clubs and seeing the da vinci code ... a whole other subject.\n\nNote that when Jesus spoke to the woman at the well he was very kind to her.  He spoke of her sin and told her to change her ways.  He didn't engage in the sin itself.\n\nYes. It would affect my faith.
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Well, Jesus isn't immaginary.\n\nIf I was going to have an immaginary friend... I'd pick one who would make me laugh.  And provide air conditioning.