Who killed the chicken?
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The jealous neighbor who covets the owners wife killed the chicken and made it look like the owner did it so that he would go to prison for insurance fraud and he could comfort the wife and have her all to himself.
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Basterd chicken! Die! Die! Die!
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To get the Chicken back
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the bit where the hero gets killed.
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the one where he dies!!
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the chicken. god created animals, not eggs.
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Cuz he was stuck in the chicken!
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Biblically it would be the chicken as created by God, then it layed eggs...  If you  dont believe in God...  Well... your guess is as good as mine.
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He followed the chicken. He seems to be more of a follower than a leader.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?:\n\nPAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.\n\nDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!\n\nERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.\n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\n\nGRANDP A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.\n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.\n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\n\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\n\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?\n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\n\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\n\nEINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?\n\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\n\nIMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.\n\nTHE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\n\nCOLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?\n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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It's Lee Harvey Oswald, and he shot JFK (John F. Kennedy), not LBJ, on Friday, November 22nd, 1963 in Dallas, Texas.\n\nHowever, it does not say why Oswald killed Kennedy.
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Haha. This is a question that seems to go on forever isn't it? Well...in Biblical terms, the chicken came first.
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Depend on if you are the person dying or not.\n\nFunniest way I have read quite a while back was a ?Mexican f***ing a chicken in a small crevasse. However whilst he was doing that the rock above him moved, slipped down and he and the chicken were killed. The dude was found trousers down at his feet with the chicken still 'attached'.....
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Brutus finished him off.  The little red fur ball that followed chicken little off of the space ship. The Aliens thought chicken little kidnapped him.
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Check this true story out:\nhttp://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org\nMike the chicken was beheaded but continued living for another year and a half. "It was determined that ax blade had missed the jugular vein and a clot had prevented Mike from bleeding to death. Although most of his head was in a jar, most of his brain stem and one ear was left on his body. Since most of a chicken's reflex actions are controlled by the brain stem Mike was able to remain quite healthy."
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This ****** fool of a chicken didn't ****** know\nwhat the ****** he was doin crossin a ****** alley in ***** Harlem at 1:00 in the ****** mornin'
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Good question.  \n\nNow you tell me, which came first, the chicken or the egg?