If you were my girlfriend would you care if I farted a lot??
464508
No i wouldn't care. I'm happy because you're being yourself around me. I think you're cute. :D
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
378631
lol for some reason that question just makes me wanna laugh. well im pretty ticklish so i guess i would be cracking up if my girlfriend tickles me and then i'd probally kick her in the face by accident. lol
145625
LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
707498
Make enough racket and displeasure for her that she can FART YOU OUT!!!
921932
yeah...my dog likes to fart..alot peeewww!
217466
Maybe because  some girls like you, are just...\nNo I won't lower myself to your standards. Seems you don't appreciate this website, as you gave a snotty rmark to  the one person who was concerned about her gas smell in her car.\nMaybe YOU had better GET A LIFE
673986
Hey I have an idea.  If that works, you should fart in a coffee can and mail it to me, Ill open it and see if it still smells.  If that works you can share your farts with people all over the world and not just your friends. We could even sell it on eBay, but I would have to get some money cuz I though of the idea.\n\nShe might want to try washing her bellybutton once in a while because I never heard of that problem.
327319
lol, you are funny man!\n\n(Oh, if only your girlfriend could realize that!)
777373
no but my mate sent me one insted of his girlfriend\nsomething along the lines of:\nwhen i get home im ginna rip your undies off and **** your ***** til u *** then then your gonna **** my ****,then im gonna **** u in all 3 ***** then *** all over your sexy ****\ni sent a text back saying not tonite i got a headache
575526
Yes! But I didn't walk, I drove off and left her azz!\n\nShe kept farting in my car and left a brown streak on my seat! So, I saw it as we were getting on and went off! I told her, I was going to clean out my car and went some place else with my friends. Leaving her stranded!
600055
I would rather have my mate fart in front of me then smoke a cigarette.  LOL  Second hand smoke can kill you in the long term, a fart is harmless unless it comes from my butt.  The government rents my ass out for counter terrorism measures.  LMAO
1159710
I just met my sweetheart a little over a week ago, and so far, I am so in love with him it is nauseating.  He could do no wrong.  He could fart and pick his nose constantly and make Corky noises and I would still find it endearing.
489979
it really depends on what you eat. i had gas inside more than farting when i was pregnant. if you watch what you eat you may have less gas.
606819
if all the women in the world decided to fart everytime a man turned a looked at that spot, im sure there would be no more men in the world who would admire chicks with big natural butts.\n\ni always say, if a guy ever stuck his finger up my as$ id probably fart on purpose.
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i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS