anybody who would LIKE TO TELL ME a funny joke? I'll choose best answer 4 the 1 that makes me laugh the most!?
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What did the first Tomato said to the second tomato?\n\nAnswer: Hurry or you won't ket-chup (catch up)
548784
i like your jokes, your funny!!
953678
laugh my @$$ off! (lmao)
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
949951
Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
833570
It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
288007
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Funny...
713022
HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
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So my first reaction was that this joke was kinda cheesy, but when I tried to tell it to my dad, I started laughing so hard that I couldn't tell it any more.  Thanks for the great joke!  I hope you have more to tell us :)
405891
BINGO!!!! it is definately the funniest one i have ever heard and not b/c its mine i swear. anyone wanna explanation? i wil give it if you want, its really funny.
543197
Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
804133
its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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I have heard this one before and it is still the funniest joke I think I have ever read. Thanks for sharing..