Can anyone come up with a funny/witty hockey team name?
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The Stickers\nThe Scoremen\nThe Ice Bandits\nThe Puckers\nThere is a WHL team called this, but I like The Hitmen
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Hockey craze99.....don't insult her if you don't get her question.\nShe's making fun of the fact that they're not playing well yet
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here u go http://www.pyh.org/hockey_dictionary.htm
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you look canadien so ill say the Leafs
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"Gorilla Biscuits"\n\n"AFartThatBurnedMyEyes"\n\nthose are my favs.\n\noh wait.....you mean real team names, don't ya...\n\nhmm..\n\nwell, i stand by my statements....\n-nny
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Above all, re-sign the Sedins and Anson Carter.  They've got chemistry on a team that is otherwise sadly lacking in it.  They need to pick up a top notch goaltender (Dan Cloutier was NOT getting it done; streaky regular seasons, horrendous playoffs. Why'd they extend his contract? Idiots!).  Sign Jovo and make him captain.  Pick up a defenseman who knows how to hit rather than skilled Dmen who'd rely too much on the poke check.
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The Edmonton Oilers!\n\nThis is their menu\n\nAPPETIZER\nRed Wings\n\nSTARTER \nShark Soup\n\nENTREE\nPeking Duck\n\nFOLLOWED BY\nBuffalo Burger\n\nGO OILERS GO!!!!
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Alot of name sound funny.
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Let's Go Ducks Let's Go!!\n\nThe Flamers Suck!
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I logged on here looking for answers, disappointed to find none. So far the best idea I've come up with is "a contract killer."
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HOCKEY ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nGO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!\n\nLeafs suk!!!\n\nGO lf LEAFS GO lf\n\n\nOLE OLE OLE OLE,  OLE,  OLE!!!!
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Try a jersey and jeans, or a "team spirit" ish shirt with logos and stuff...
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um, the only hockey team that comes to mind in colorade is The Colorado Eagles, for the CHL.\nPersonally i like OKC, even thought the Eagles Killed us in Playoffs last season.\npeace
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Sens, Thrashers, Lightning, Leafs, Stars, Ducks
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one that makes menthol cigarettes so they could use your race as part of their advertising campaign\ncools sounds a good bet for a tie in take plenty of Smirnoff iced [maybe they will sponsor you as well \nif the other team tries to cheat let me know and i will send a squad of aqua trolls to blast them with flame throwers that should dampen their spirits
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Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap) Lets go Oilers! Lets go! (clap, clap)
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John Snow\n\nAnd my oh my...some people will do anything to get 2 points.\n\nGood luck on the game, all.