Have you ever had a fart that sounded like it was saying something?
458924
No but I am fascinated by what I'm learning here.
760869
i like the word fart, it explains itself perfect
125632
Well, I just farted and it stinks pretty bad, so if I can't stand it then it must be really bad... :)  By the way, I am laughing so uncontrolably right now I am crying..GOD TIMING IS EVERYTHING ISN'T IT???
1063698
I SURE DID! just the other day i was in a hospital and i had really bad gas,because of this new diet,and i let one rip while i was alone on the elevator...well i pushed 5th floor at the first floor and i forgot someone might get on at one of the floors in between...well it happened...two beautiful woman and a grandma and i couldnt say anything...one of the girls started to laugh and then nudged her friend (trying to be discreet) and the granma coughed...it was a really bad one...the kind that can even make the owner of it puke...\nvery embarrassing!
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
367724
Yes, m'dear, they really do.  Sadly, I saw this stunt performed at a Dungeons and Dragons party in 1988 by the company mage, Elric of Onslen.  The fart produced a blue flame.  Thankfully, this flame frightened the band of orcs we were fighting thus permitting us to claim their stash of gold.  Ah, but the stench was legendary.
231577
lol yes... I'm a kindergarten teacher, and it happend to me in the middle of a lesson.  The kids were snickering and whispering to each other "Miss K farted."  I was so embarrased, and I acted like it didn't happen.  Just told them to stop talking or I'd change their cards to yellow.  I resumed w/ the lesson.  I tried hard to clench up and hold it in, but it didn't work. lol
634980
my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
598673
I can't say that I've ever heard anything all that weird, but my family has.  My son (9 months at the time) got a hold of my cell phone and called my father-in-law.  All he could hear was some heavy breathing with voices in the background.\n\nMy brother came home to an odd message on his answering machine.  Some guy with a strong Oklahoman accent was calling about a squirrel in his fireplace and needed someone to come get it out.  He didn't leave his name or number.  My brother had it online for a while.  If I can find the link, I'll add it later.
1186700
My preacher farted really loud during his sermon, there was a huge roar of laughter from everyone in the congregation and his face turned BRIGHT RED, hilarious! just priceless!
292129
I do, i admit it is a really good smell.But one time i was pumping gas and i kinda spaced out for a minute ya know.. and then my tank got full so it stops pumping like it normally does and i thought "well it can take a lil bit more" so it kicked off again till i did this about 3 more times until it accidentally overflowed and my pants were soaked i felt like an idiot,and everyone was staring at me so that made me fell even more dumb.So too much of a gas smell is bad thing.lol.
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
57384
As immature as it is, sometimes there is nothing funnier than a well timed fart. It has to be timed right though, like in Yoga or during Mass or something.
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
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Wouldn't air be a certain kind of gas?! Anyway, you are right, it's just air, not a fart.\n\nThe sound may be the same and it can be embarassing during or after sex, because the guy may think you just farted, but I think this is quite normal.