Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done?
471636
I keep a deep freezer in my garage.  It has chicken and lots of meats and stuff.  Every year we have a cow butchered to be made into steaks, ground beef, roast, etc.  Well, It was the middle of the summer and it was hot.  I had been to the grocery store and stopped by the garage to put some chicken in the freezer.   Somehow, the freezer had been unplugged.  So when i opened the freezer, the smell almost knocked me over. It was a bloody slushy raw meat soup.  Since it was airtight, there were no bugs or maggots yet, but I had to work fast.  My husband was away and he had the pickup truck.  I ran in the house and changed my clothes and got gloves and trash bags.  I couldnt put it in MY trash dumpster because they wouldnt pick it up for another 4 days, and by then the smell would kill everyone in the neighborhood.  My mom's (who lived 5 miles away) would be picking up later that day.  So i loaded up all  400 lbs of these HEAVY nasty bags of melted rotten meat into the trunk of my car and made 4 trips to remove all of it.  Luckily it was just smell and no maggots were yet involved.   I cleaned and bleached the freezer.  I still own it and it works great.  I burned the clothes i was wearing.   It was very gross.
373686
Nastiest thing I can't say on here. \n\nMeanist? I'm really never mean to anybody...but I remember once when I was a kid a threw a cat on some guys back and he got all clawed up. I felt horrible...this guy liked me alot, and my girlfriend put me up to it....she kept daring me and telling me 'go on, do it'. Damn peer pressure!!
995510
well, i was 15 and my bf who was 16 had this weird crap fetish, and when we were fucking he came, and then asked me to take a shit on his chest, so i did, and right as it was comin out, his mom walked in on us. i was soooo embaressed\n\n\nedit: YOU DIRTY MOTHAFUCKIN BASTARD!! IM NO GUY!!! AND YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN GODAMNED DISHES!!!!
460500
ewwww, that's nasty!!!
543726
OMG that's disgusting!!
1140885
I was going on a date so took my 3 year old with me to buy a new dress.got dress and kid in changing room and was trying it on.she had sat and done a long thick steaming poo.couldnt open curtain as faced paying desk,and was long queue.was a hot day.had no choice but to pick up thick turd and put in my handbag.took my purse out first cos wanted the dress.paid for dress and dumped my bag in nearest bin.was poo pong
842742
thats gross, but you made me laugh.  i would guess an @$$.
404203
your one sick futhermucker
1068209
i don't think u want to take this as a compliment... but u r the most disgusting man i ever met!
826442
The most disturbing, horrific thing I could imagine is watching babies being tortured.  Yikes.
136211
The worst job I ever had was working in a chemical plant making worm killer for international agricultural use!  The stuff looked like runny peanut butter, smelled horrible & ruined six pairs of work boots in six months!  Needless to say, I got out of there at the first available opportunity!
147681
oh man...thats the nastiest sh!t i've heard on yahoo answers...get it checked out by some specialist..GO NOW...before u loose it...
353393
if i farted in bed while having sex \nthat should be the most hilarious thing I've ever done LOL
215856
HAHAHA! I would turn to some stranger next to me and say EEUGH!! HOW RUDE! THATS DISGUSTING. And then quickly move away. :)
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
794304
you are so creative....but thats pretty gross... hehe...
910761
You don't want to hear this because I really don't want to remember it but unfortunately it is burned into my memory. So even though it happened a couple years ago I can still see it. \nA male who was dining with guests started clearing his throat (and I am being polite here) then turned around and let go on the window behind him. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and the restaurant was so appalled they comped our dinner (which I didn't finish by the way).