My balls are blue, what must I do?
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When you find your balls are blue,\nthere's only one thing you can do.\nSo read with care these words of mine\nfor blue balls are a warning sign.\n\nRelief is what you really need,\nso prepare to spill your seed\nTake you penis in your hand,\nlying down or where you stand.\n\nPolish your rod fast or slow\nit doesn't matter as you know.\nSoon you'll feel it tingle there\nas your seed flies everywhere.\n\nRelief is what you now will feel\nand soon your balls will start to heal.\nWhen next you think about this scene,\nThank The Lord they were not green!
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Are you trying to get someone pregnant?\nIf so, You can stop wearing tighty-whiteys, keep your testicles at an even temp. this will help with sperm production. \nMake it whiter? That has to do with diet and overall health. \nEat more veggies and dont smoke or drink.\n\nIf you just want a bigger volume of ejaculate, then drink lots of water or juices, eat broccoli and dont masturbate so much.
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There is a god chance that your sperm count is up right now. If this happens all the time and never changes consistency, go see a doctor. Better yet, have you had your annual check up yet? Might want to do that.
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Ummmmmm how do u overstress the testes?  Too much nookie or THE HAND?!  No, your body is fine, and able to 'handle that'.. your Penis may however get raw, use some lube.
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Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a cramp-like ache of prostatic congestion and pain/tenderness of the testes.
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See your doctor. There are many men with the same problem and many drugs that will help you. DO NOT BUY ON LINE. See you doctor. He will help you . This is very common.
460754
Blue balls is when you don't get sex for awhile and your old lady is refusing to give up the goods!
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Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the scrotum and prostate region. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a deep, agonizing, cramping ache.\n\nThe main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis, either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation.\n\nDuring arousal in a sexually mature male, the sympathetic nervous system is disrupted, resulting in increased blood and lymphatic fluid flow to the scrotum, testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing more bodily fluid to enter the area than leave, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.\n\nBecause orgasm is not achieved, the blood tends to pool and become oxygen deprived. In some men, this pooling of oxygen-starved blood may result in a bluish tint to the scrotum.\n\nThe easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the groin area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset. The symptoms can also last much longer.
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your sub-concience is substituting sperm for chocolate. just go get laid.
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it means you haven't cum in a long time so your balls are truning blue and it hurts
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Try to get an appt. with a urologist ASAP.  Drink H20 and cranberry juice in the meantime.
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First of all, most importantly, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!  \n\nOne testicle being lower then the other is other is normal, however, it should not hurt you, unless you have had a recent injury to the groin, which, would need to evaluated by a physician also.\n\nPLEASE seek medical attention as soon as possible, this is not normal.\n\nBest of luck to you.
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erm.. (lol) your rectum is not your balls... its called "scrotum".. rectum is your anus... \nthey are checking for prostrate problems in the muscle areas... when you cough, you contract those particular muscles and the doctor can look for any irregularities
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ouch hunny! - glad you have an appointment to get it checked out properly this week with the doctor.  i had kidney stones and really sympathize with you - mind you i have no testicles cos i'm a girl so not quite sure how it works for men! - good luck and hope you are feeling better really soon xx
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Kick the nearest guy in the balls.\n\nSeriously...I find going out for a walk relaxing, and its good exercise.
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take some throat medication.  Drink 'Throat Coat' tea.  put an ice pack on your neck, and set a size limit on the male organs you engage upon.
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Towards down, attached with your balls in underwear.\nShave your pubic area regularly to overcome this problem\n!!