there was a cat that....?
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she closed the window
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why? was that your cat? im so sorry
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if it looks like a cat and sounds like a cat then it must be a cat
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you start with an angry cat...
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Don't you have a cat?
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I'm guessing Garfield the cat
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Cat\nbecause he didn't care about what others thought of him\nHe didn't fall into temptation. \nand he was able to take care of himself
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Too Many:\n\nIs your cat an alien?\n\n Friday, December 11, 1998\nCan you be sure that your cat is not really an alien in disguise? The aliens have been here for years and it's possible that the pet you have loved could be, in fact, an alien. \n\n  \n To find out if you may be harboring an alien, answer a few of the following questions and check the bottom of this article for the reasons behind the questions. The answers may startle you.\nDoes your cat....\n\n\nlike to climb trees? \nshow a strange curiosity for household appliances? \nlike to build complex models of advanced machinery? \ndisplay violent tempers and mood changes? \nsleep in odd places like the kitchen sink? \nspeak in foreign languages? \nuse the toilet instead of the litter box? \nlike to solve complex mathematical equations, especially calculus and trigonometry? \nlike to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? \nmake obscene gestures at police officers and other figures of authority? \nsometimes disappear into thin air after it causes trouble? \nIf you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, you may have an alien cat. I urge you to apply the lemon test immediately.\nHere are explanations for the previous questions:\n\n\nClimbing trees\nIt is believed that the alien home planet is very forested and the trees help relieve the alien cats of their homesickness. \nHousehold appliances\nThe aliens are trying to learn about our home defenses. They are checking out all the machinery in the house to see if it can be made into a weapon. \nComplex models\nObviously the aliens are very intelligent, and this shows that the cat is more intelligent than the average housecat, which can only build simple models. \nTempers and mood changes\nThe despicable aliens are prone to raging tempers and mood changes, unlike humans. One minute they are sleeping in your lap, the next they are hissing at you. \nSleeping in odd places\nThe kitchen sink and other hard, cold surfaces remind the aliens of their sleeping quarters aboard the mother ship. The dampness also invokes memories of their home planet. \nForeign languages\nAliens are masters of many tongues, and can speak any language that they hear for more than 60 minutes. \nLitter box\nAliens refuse to embarrass themselves and use primitive methods such as the traditional litter box. \nMathematical equations\nA favorite hobby of the aliens is solving complicated mathematical equations. Take note of these equations as they may provide clues as to the whereabouts of their homeworld. \nPeanut butter and jelly\nPeanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the most common delicacy on the aliens home planet. \nAuthority\nThe aliens may believe they are in jeopardy when confronting figures of authority. This also goes back to the temper issue. \nTrouble\nThe aliens are cowards and refuse to fess up when they are found to be responsible. The disappearing act is simply one of their natural abilities to blend into their surroundings.
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separate and get a cat
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Gezz..Lets se..I'm already here. I may as well get my 2 pts.\n\nYes. My cat has 2 ears and a long tail.
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A RADIOACTIVE CAT CAN HAVE WHAT EVER IT WHANTS.
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Dammit i knew it was that kitty!  sad it didn't live very long.  \n\nOther animal oddities, look up Mike the Headless Chicken\n\nhttp://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html
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Then the demon is no longer a cat. In fact, it wasn't really a cat in the first place, so it would be debatable if it would even have nine lives while the cat.
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A really ugly tomcat trying to get it on with our cat who was wearing a home-made chastity belt at the time.\n\nFor the full story, see\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqYnUW2w4ZF1CkWcQPQbVXsy6IX?qid=20060616135108AA9kd30\n\nJust picturing should be enough to make you laugh.
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their cat died.  Really.
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My cat brought me a live bat from the balcony.\nI petted him and said thank you and then let the poor bat back outside.
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No. It's not unusual...\n\nThey weigh about twice that of a house cat, with adult males usually ranging from 16 to 30 pounds.\n\n(I'll say you're old! Can't even type! kidding.)