who would win in a bar fight? a drunk MR.T or a drunk Chuck Norris?
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It would have to be Chuck Norris, because Mr. T would be too busy pitying the fool!!!
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Gotta be either Chuck Norris or that bald guy on Jerry Springer.
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Chuck Norris (Did you ever see his round house kick?)
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He's Chuck Norris, man!\n:-)
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Have Chuck Norris breathe on you.
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Chuck Norris would win
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Chuck would roundhouse whatever he wanted,then take the klondike bar.Nobody tells Chuck what to kick,he kicks whatever he wants to.
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By now I'm sure you have received a roundhouse kick to the face.  It is not likely that you could still read this message after a blow like that.  However Chuck Norris can giveth just like he can taketh it away so hopefully in his mercy you have regained your sight.  \n\nNow, never question the ability of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris\nFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\nJump to: navigation, search\nChuck Norris.\nEnlarge\nChuck Norris.\n\nCarlos Ray Norris Jr., known as Chuck Norris, (born March 10, 1940), is a martial artist, an American action star, and Hollywood actor.\nContents\n[hide]\n\n    * 1 Biography\n          o 1.1 Beginnings\n          o 1.2 Rise to fame\n          o 1.3 Walker, Texas Ranger\n    * 2 Family\n    * 3 Recent years\n    * 4 Popular culture\n    * 5 Trivia\n    * 6 Filmography\n    * 7 Bibliography\n    * 8 Notes\n    * 9 External links\n\n[edit]\n\nBiography\n[edit]\n\nBeginnings\n\nA native of Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris has two younger brothers, Wieland and Aaron Norris, the latter of which is a Hollywood producer. Norris' Great Uncle is the American Novelist Frank Norris. Norris was born to an alcoholic Cherokee Indian father and Irish mother.[1] When Norris was ten, his parents divorced[2] and he later relocated to Prairie Village, Kansas and then Torrance, California with his mother and brothers.[3] Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was unathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre. Kids would taunt his mixed ethnicity — wistfully he wanted to beat up his tormenters.[4]\n\nNorris finished high school and soon married his girlfriend, Diane Holechek. In 1958 Norris joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman and was sent to Osan Air Base South Korea. It was in South Korea that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck and began his training in Tang Soo Do, an interest that would segue into black belts in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwon Do, both Korean martial arts, Shinto-Ryu Karate, and a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu; and the founding of the Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way") form and the education association (United Fighting Arts Federation). When he returned to the states he continued to act as an MP at March Air Force Base California. Norris was discharged in August of 1962 without seeing combat. He worked for the Northrop corporation and opened a chain of karate schools, which the son of Steve McQueen attended.[5]\n[edit]\n\nRise to fame\nChuck Norris.\nEnlarge\nChuck Norris.\n\nIn 1968, Norris became Middleweight Karate champion (non-contact), a title he held for seven consecutive years.[6] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the fighter of the year award by Black Belt magazine. It was also in 1969 that Norris made his acting debut, in the Dean Martin movie The Wrecking Crew.\n\nIn 1970, his younger brother Weiland was killed in Vietnam. Norris later dedicated his Missing in Action films to his brother's memory.\n\nAt a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous Bruce Lee. In 1972, he acted as Bruce Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon, and in 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes at the MGM Studio.\n\nNorris' first starring role was 1977's Breaker, Breaker!, and subsequent films such as The Octagon (1980), An Eye for an Eye (1981), and Lone Wolf McQuade proved his increasing box office bankability. In 1984, Norris starred in Missing in Action, the first of a series of POW rescue fantasies produced by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus and released under their Cannon Films banner. Also in that year, he was offered the part of the sensei of the villain dojo in the movie The Karate Kid, but declined the part. He reportedly did not want to take part in depicting martial artists in an unfavorable light. [7].\n\nOver the next four years, Norris became Cannon's most prominent star, appearing in eight films, including Code of Silence, The Delta Force, and Firewalker, in which he co-starred with Academy Award winner Louis Gossett, Jr.\n[edit]\n\nWalker, Texas Ranger\nChuck Norris as Texas Ranger Cordell Walker in Walker, Texas Ranger\nEnlarge\nChuck Norris as Texas Ranger Cordell Walker in Walker, Texas Ranger\n\nBy the close of the 1980s, Cannon Films
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Your asking: In an all out Vale Tudo(not many rules) UFC tournament, who would be the champion without any weight classes?\n\nWell lets break it down. I think Chuck Liddel could ICE George St. Pierre, and I believe he could also defeat big Tim Silvia. Chuck could almost definetly destroy Sean Sherk, but Sean's 5'6(very small), but fairly powerful frame would make it hard for Chuck to land shots. \n\nLiddel might find a little competition in Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva, but I think he could defeat Franklin. Chuck would eliminate Nick Diaz, and would probably KNOCKOUT Joe Riggs and he would probably beat Diego Sanchez. \n\nChuck Liddel would be the overall champion. Either him, Andre Orlovski, Tim Silvia, David Loiuseau, Anderson Silva.
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Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
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Chuck Norris ended world war 2... He farted in a can and threw  it at Japan!
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-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n\n-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.\n\n-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and\nbuffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.\n\n-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction\nwas finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker\nevery second Wednesday of the month.\n\n-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer\namazement.\n\n-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.\n\n-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.\n\n-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7\ndifferent kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.\n\n-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\n\n-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits\n\n-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"\n\n-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.\n\n-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".\n\n-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.\n\n-When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please
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A Ninja. Hulk and Mr. T are tough, but remember that they're known just as much for their acting as their fighting prowess. A ninja just kicks ass all day every day.
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chuck norris + roundhouse kick = GOD
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Jackie Chan: Drunken Master.
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Bruce Lee, he's the best\nHe might not be handsome, but Chuck Norris is not even as good as him.