Anyone lay under a bus when it goes by?
460841
No, not everyone is as dumb as you.
255832
Dont just lay there.  It'll be like making it with a dead fish!! Rock your pelvis back and forth.  Meet him blow for blow!!! or hold your own legs back and let him plow on.  Its wonderful.
743676
All the time. You just gotta look. Feel the thought, then get on the bus.
1070649
Yes I have.\nI can't relax when hubby is at work to sleep....\nSo I just sit here\n☺
733954
Take a chance babe. You could get run over by a bus.
562359
Haha, once I was traveling to a different city with a bunch of girls from my team. It was on a bus and all, I had to go badly. I just held it in because It was right before the game. After the game, I still had to pee. Every bump the bus went over on the ride home made it so much worse! Eventually I just lost it and made the whole bus pull over at the nearest 'DUNKIN DONUTS' and it was kind of embarrising, but I really had to pee!
403257
Yes!\n\nOne night I was driving home from work and it was kind of foggy.  As I was going down the road all of a sudden a girl ran out into the middle of the road in front of me.  I slammed on my breaks but did not have enough time so my car passed through the girl.  It was really creepy, because of the fact that if she was alive she probably wouldn't be anymore.  When it happened everything got really cold.
331852
get some busses and send them back...
620563
I'm sorry to hear this, and think that management is quite inconsiderate for doing it in such a way.\n\nNo, I don't think anyone can go to sleep as soon as they get home--need time to unwind.  You'll probably wind up with little, if any, sleep.\n\nAgain, I'm sorry.
46287
I am the bus driver, therfore it is mypublicident.\n\nWhat I want to know is why there were 11 kids on my dang bus when I got there. Did they sleep in it overnight?
73808
Detroit isn't giving away bus tickets... they are putting all the homeless up for the weekend.  Three squares, nice warm bed, big screen tvs.. and lot's of "pop"...  I haven't been downtown in a few months... I know it's looked better the last year or so than in any of the last few.  As far as the roads... get used to it.. it's going to be like this till the end of time.
231007
It just depends which way you laid the sleeping bag. If one way doesn't work for you, turn it over!
848646
cos you came in from the pub and lying down would be risky right now?
804673
This just happened to me yesterday.   I was on an airport shuttle bus and the people kept piling on eventhough another would be along in a very few minutes.  The driver wouldn't go until everyone was behind the line and we were all mashed in as it was.  Mob psychology, I guess.
977216
Sorry sir!  I'll try and lie down under your front wheel next time.
1064516
Go on... you know you want to. Behind the bus. When all the kids are hunting for the 4 leaved clover... a few quick puffs won't hurt anyone right? Heck... the ones that see you do it will always think you were the coolest chaperone ever.\n\nYour hands are trembling... the thrist if killing yer. Just one small puff in the rest room... where no one can see...
703185
Yes.  I have.  It was someone I knew, that I had grown up with.\n\nShe used to take the bus to this one shopping center, always in July, to get half price bathing suits.\n\nWhen I saw her, I was talking to her, and that is what she was doing.  I didn't think that much about it, but there was a rumor for a long while saying she had died.\n\nShe got off the bus.  The person with me said, Oh boy, who were you talking to?\n\nI found out later she had died by then.