WHAT Is YOUR FAVORITE SAYING????????????? : )?
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mine is dont worry b happy 2 \nwow
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When life throws you lemons..... ask for the tequila and salt\nAnd my favourite:\nDon't take life to seriously..... no one gets out alive!
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My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
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"Favorite State of Mind"... funny you should post that... just saw it on GAC a minute ago!
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my fav quote is "Life is like a box of choclates.. you'll never know what u gonna get" from "Robert Zemicks" film "Forrest Gump"
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Oh my God! I LOVE that line! Aww man, I wish I'd thought of it first! That would have been the PERFECT line for my poem, Heart of Stone! Le sob le sob....you are awesome!
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YEA i just like saying\n\nBALLIN......
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Here's a web-site of "cool sayings":\n\nhttp://www.cool-saying.com/
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Oooh I love that song! My best friend, I love it when he says my name :)
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"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"\n--homer j. simpson\n\ncoz the simpson family rock
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This is my favorite.... "The reason God put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up"\n\n"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."\n\nThese are sad ones.... "Should I smile because he's my best friend, or should I cry because thats all he'll ever be."\n\n"I've finally found my prince, but I'm not his princess."
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Hahah\nKids say the darnedest things.  :)
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That's one of my all time favorite movie lines - EVER...This website has TONS of clips from all kinds of movies..\n\nHave an excellent day, Marilyn\n\nhttp://www.moviewavs.com/javalist.shtml
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"It's Merely a flesh wound!"   CLASSIC\n\nI use "I shall taunt you a second time (in french accent)"  All the time...it cracks me up!!!
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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All time favorite:  "Sometimes I wave to people I don't know.  It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand?  They'll think you're cocky.  “Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful. . . I'm gonna go pick something up.”\n\nRunners up:\n  "When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say “Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufranes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufranes."\n\n"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right."\n\n"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."\n\n"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together". \n\n" like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."\n\n\n\nThese ones are good too:\n"I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."\n\n"A guy came up to me in the airport, saying, "Dude, I saw you on TV last night!" But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good. He just confirmed I was on television. So I turned away for a minute, and then I turned back toward him and said, "I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good!"\n\n"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."
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Will, from Will & Grace said it best to Jack, "Even on your BEST day, you could NEVER be me".  I love it!\n\n\n:)