What inanimate object do you 'swear at' the most?
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Most recent was a ladder that fell off a guys truck. I was going 70, he was going about 85 or 90 and was carrying 5 ladders, it flew off, bounced off my cars hood, hit the windshield, and then i almost ran over it. I chased the guy 4 miles until he arrived at his place of employment. I called hubby (large, intimidating guy)and he came over and had a talk with the business owner, who agreed to pay for my cars damages. It was all cool. \nSo, long story to say, yeah, i was cursing that ladder somethin fierce Friday afternoon! I love your questions!
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Doin' the nasty with u\n\nIsn't it annoying how we can't use any "grown-up" words??!!
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that * is a letter in a curse word \nex:shut the **** up
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Polite-ticks. (Suck blood without letting you know)
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Do something completely and utterly ABSURD, and well, okay, NON-VIOLENT.  \nI once considered buying a bunch of frozen chicken feet, painting them different colors like they were some voodoo thing or something, and then throwing them all over my ex-husband's (and previously my) lawn.  The worst they would have gotten me for was vandalism, if he could have proven it was me.  Better yet, he would have made a fool out of himself telling everyone that i had cursed him.  (The only reason that I didn't was because when I left him, I only took what I had come in with and it wouldn't cover the cost of the feet.)\nAs I said, "COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ABSURD!!!!"  It's TOTALLY UNEXPECTED and more fun, too.\nMaybe you could have a friend help you bake some delicious bread that spells out something like, "you stink!"  Then have it delivered nicely wrapped with a card reading simply, "From Me."
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must resist the urge to say something offensive
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... heck\n... hell\n... f@ck\n\nTake your pick, in increasing vulgarity.
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My husband likes to curse.  I tell him it makes him look immature and undignified.  I personally think that's why he does it, because it irritates me.  I only get really mad when he says something and my 2-year old repeats it!
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Put a rubber band around your wrist and snap it each time you swear or say something trashy.
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not piss my neighbor off, by banging my broomstick on my\nceiling...to get his stupid *** to SHUT UP!!!  And the beat goes on
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Everthing around you ...even person the most person you hate!
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I take a dump every morning.\nSeems your computer wants to wipe you out of it's life.
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its that one thing that you just can't stand!
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my chocolate bar.\nit is on top of my desk...nobody dares take it, ok?!!!
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A stick... I was walking the dog, who'd caught the stick and had the letter in the other... wrong hand.. oops!\n\nSo you AREN'T the most stupid person on the planet after all... easy done! lol\n\nxx
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making fun of something that exists
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whatever you want it to spell ;)