how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Dali and a couple of mates should do it with the aid of a stepladder, an Essex girl and a Chihuahua!
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The classic answer is "one, but the light bulb must want to change."
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this is not enough information\n# 3 if there are only two lamps in series.
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Light bulb uses light waves.
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a regular light bulb \nas apposed to a floresent
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One to try to enslave another to change the light bulb. One to blame all the others for being the reason the light bulb doesn't work, etc. On to say they did it better than everyone else when they didn't even touch the light bulb, etc. In essence, billions but teh lightbulb will never be changed. Racists like blame and accusations not solving problems.
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there is a blinker light on the set of lights you have to find it and put a regular light in.
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5, 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the room around
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10 percoset should do the trick\nThis is a joke....just in case you are dumb enough to try it.lol
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isaac newton i mean sometimes he would sit on the end of his bed half dressed thinking about gravity\n\nor maybe edison he would find like 500 ways of not making a light bulb but all he would say is "i have not failed i have found 500 more ways to not make a light bulb work!"
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three one to hold the light bulb, and two to twist  the blond.
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-j is correct.\nBulb 64 is ON at the end (changed 7 times by persons 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, and 64).\nThe 10 light bulbs that are ON at the end were changed an odd number of times, which are light bulbs 1 (changed 1 time), 4 (3 times), 9 (3 times), 16 (5 times), 25 (3 times), 36 (9 times), 49 (3 times), 64 (7 times), 81 (5 times) and 100 (9 times).
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Here's another Republican light bulb question...\n\nHow many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\nAnswer......Four hundred and seventy one\n\n12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;\n23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;\n16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D;\n34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;\n9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;\n53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;\n41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;\n\nAnd 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.
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http://www.oneaddplace.com/\nhttp://www.ncpamd.com/Adult_ADD.htm\nhttp://www.mental-health-matters.com/articles/article.php?artID=463\nthe first one is my favorite\nADD person who should be working but is answering your question instead.\nQuestoin: how many ADD does it take to change a light bulb?\nAnswer: wanna ride bikes?
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Just one. But the light bulb really has to WANT to change...
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with the aid of a ballast which controls current to each side of the bulb and the bulb is filled with a luminescent gas that when heated will illuminate
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Zero \n\nLike everything else, they let the paralegal do the hard work. \n\nThey'll just collect the fee and inform you that the light bulb is in.