What is the best yo momma joke you can think of?
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes
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Ask yo mama !!! lol !!!
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Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some\n\nYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n\nYo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton\n\n\nHope u like them
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Yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.\n\nYo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU \nYo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over! \n\nYo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\nYo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\nYo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" \n\nYo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!" \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\nYo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. \n\nYo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got her own area code! \n\nYo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! \n\nYo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! \n\nYo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! \n\nYo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\nYo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\nYo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\nYo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\nYo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! \n\nYo momma so fat she sat on a
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow, rain coat someone yelled taxi.\n\nYo momma is so fat, she stands in two different time zones.\n\nYo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\n\nyo momma so fat she fell down and it registered 8.4 on the richter scale\n\nyo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up\n\nyo momma so fat the all-you-can-eat buffet closes when they see her coming\n\nyo momma so fat she sat on a penny and lincoln got a nosebleed\n\nyo momma so fat even her tongue has rolls\n\nyo momma so fat they found you stuck between her thigh rolls, 2 years old, umbilical cord still attached\n\nyo momma so fat she had to go to a mountain-climbers bar to get laid\n\nyo momma so fat they sent a search-and-rescue team in to find yo poppa\n\nyo momma so fat even scottie couldn't beam her up\n\nyo momma so fat she walks around with stuff orbiting her
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she asked "who threw that rock"?
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There are NO good "Yo Momma" jokes!
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i don't have all of 'em, but i do have a few funny ones. yo' mama is so fat:\n1. when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world\n 2.when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out\n3. when i slapped her thigh, i rode the waves and went bye-bye\n\ngo to http://ahajokes.com or http://yomama.com for a complete list
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Ya mamas so fat she drives a spandex car.\nYa mamas breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle.\nYa mamas so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.\nYa mama has 11 fingers and 15 toes and still can't count to 26.\nYa mamas boobs are so saggy they have rugburns.\nYa mamas so fat she uses two greyhound busses for roller skates.
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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yo momma so fat she dont need internet she already worldwide.\nyo momma so old when she went to school there werent history class!
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH