"Breakfast Club" question....What's that Joke????
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I saw some "pop-up video" version of that movie once and they said there is no joke.  He was just ad-libbing as he went along.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the pilsbury doughy boy and Raggety Ann???\n\nA: A little Redheaded B*tch with a yeast infection!  haha\n\n\nOK so a little sick but still funny :o) LOL
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There is a what???? before whooooo??????\n\nReminds me of a joke I heard once.\n\nSo this guy walks into a bar and says..................OUCH!! I just walked into a bar.
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Joke\n------\n\n4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. Then the fourth High school dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...---\n\nHighschool Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!\n\nHighschool Dude 2: Really? My son's made me proud to. He's became so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.\n\nHighschool Dude 3: Even my son got rich to. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yatch and plane.\n\n---The fourth Highschool Dude comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.---\n\nHighschool Dude 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.\n\nHighschool Dude 1: What a shame.\n\nHighschool Dude 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yatch, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
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absoFREAKINlutley.....\nfallin asleep on ya\nwho do these ladies think they are?\n\n\n\nseriously very funny (tho it cannot be real) question\ncan we vote for best question?
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is this a joke? I don't know.
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oh my God, you're still laughing over this? there was the same one that was posted 2 hours ago -- and that was yours too! for 2 whole hours, you've been laughing your @$$ off over this. it's not even that funny. you find a lot of things on ebay, you'd be surprised.\n\nand FYI: i haven't been on ebay for 2 full hours, i just happened to come across the same joke twice -- it's not even funny the first time around. you kinda killed. and i came across the same thing for the 3rd time -- under a different username, i bet that's you again.\n\nit's the corniest F-ing thing i've ever seen.
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:D It reminds me of a joke I've heard...\n\nA guy sits in a booth in a public toilet and hears another guy from the next booth to say "Hi".\nThe guy replies "Hi".\nThe other guy again says  - "How are you?"\nThe first guy, hesitantly - "I'm fine".\nThe other guy again - "What are you doing?"\nThe first guy, completely lost - "I'm... pooping".\nThe other guy: "Honey, let me call you back, there's some jerk mocking me".\n\n ;)
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You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
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Does smacking someone in the face with one count? There are a few of my co-workers I could see myself doing that to...\n\nI've heard that second joke way too many times. Way to be original.
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Just laugh.\n\n1\n\nThree kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f*ckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f*ckin’ French toast."\n\n2\n\nMy grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)\n\n3\n\n\nLast night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" (Steven Wright)\n\n4\n\n\nSaul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-f*cking-believable!"\n\n5\n\nA guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."\n\n6\n\nI was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now." (Rodney Dangerfield)\n\n7\n\nA Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!" (Myron Cohen)\n\n8\n\nTwo guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.\n\n9\n\nI went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it." (Garry Shandling)\n\n10\n\nA car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living." (Henny Youngman)\n\n11\n\nJesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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You guys have got to be kidding.  Haven't you ever heard as sick joke.  LOL!  Hey, I have another one:\n\nJoke:  \n\nWhat color were Christa McAuliffe’s eyes?  \n(She's the Teacher that was killed in the Challenger disaster back in 1986)\n\nAnswer: Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way.\n\nFor those of you that took that question seriously and responded seriously you guys need to get a life.  For those that understood it was just a sick joke, congratulations!\n\nBTW, sick jokes do usually offend some people, that's why their called sick jokes!!! LOL!  This joke was actually kinda funny.  And for all those that are missing the sick joke sense of humor gene just remember that it’s the joke that was funny not rape!!!  Geeezzzz!!!
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very funny.... i don't get it.....
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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I don't really get this joke but everyone laughed when my friend told it at a party.\n\nQ: why is santas sack so full?\nA: becasue he only comes once a year