my dick is not straight?
457610
shel enjoy it.  just push it in and out.
610599
It sounds like you may have a tilted uterus/cervix.  Same thing happens to me occasionally.  Found out from a nurse practitioner that when you engage in certain positions that have deeper penetration (i.e. "doggy style") that the penis can actually hit against the cervix.  I guess a tilted uterus is very common and most doctors never even tell the patients so as not to worry them.  The nurse suggested not to be so "rough" and try other shallower positions.  (I didn't ask, I was still too embarrassed...) Hoped this helped.
483403
LOL, that really isn't your penis....I would be ashamed to show such an ugly penis to millions of viewers! Besides it has fungus, yeast infection, and jock itch....IT'S NOT CIRCUMSIZED!!! Dude if that is your's and I highly doubt it, but you have some serious issues! You have all three of those things going on down there!!!
681203
Point it up would be best. I feel most comfortable pointing up. Point it down would just hurt when you get erection. May be not much but hurt a little but it's like breaking your penis off. If pointing up with your hair caught in the skin, point it down, it's up to you. But to point it up and not get caught in the skin, would be best if you trim your hair. Not shave it but trim it. Alternatively, just try to position it properly while wearing your underwear. Do you get erection just anywhere and it hurts? I would suggest going to public toilet to "adjust" it and re-position your penis and the hair... and wait till erection goes off. You're situation is weird and ... funny. ROFL.
1129651
Don't believe everything you hear. The main thing is to be comfortable engaging in your usual activities. Besides, it isn't the position of the penis that's critical, it's those 2 nuts that can cause you lotsa pain if they are riding wrong.
536282
Man please go to the doctors, any thing wrong with your penis see a doc.
733325
Consult with a doctor it happens when your penis is uncut, and yes you need a special cream for it.
436684
Penis shaped. thanks for the points.
931502
Go take a bath and soap it off. Don;t put it that close to ur privates
92414
omg that's a really gay statement, you need to see a doctor
332352
what's wrong with that?\nif u're disturbed, just cut your penis off, finish!!
205048
You may have one of several types of problems. \nSee a urologist.
1138148
depends, perhaps if the guy is as big as an elephant?\n\nOtherwise it's probably something to do with your postion during fornication. try other positions before drawing a conclusion.
171197
You will have to work on this and continue to attempt to retract it. It will eventually be easier. Multiple retraction attempts daily and you should try this while not erect of course at first. After you get this taken care of , you should always continue to do so and wash throghly daily.
845099
most men have a bit of curvature, some more than others.  if it is painful for you, you might consider seeing a doctor, but i'm 99% sure curvature is not a problem.
638629
looks like a vary small penis, you should remove it before you get baned.
973552
Your problem is the drinking.  You would not have mentioned it if it was not often. At 18 getting cozy with getting blasted is a sign of alcoholism - at least in your near future.  That is the problem.  Your penis is telling you that it, too, is drunk and it is hard to get hard when it doesn't know which way is up.  Also, the reason you can't get it up on occasion when you are about to get laid is because you need a drink so bad that your concentration goes to the booze, not the boozy broad you are about to do even though she is a sad sack herself.  So, do your penis a favor and stop the flow of blood alcohol to the head so that it won't have a hang, you should excuse the expression, over when it has to go to work.  Instead, pour some not so hot coffee on it when it is expected to perform.