Please rate the following political joke:?
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I rate a 1 out of 10. it isn't that funny.
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George & Laura Bush and Dick Cheney are flying to Texas in Air Force One when Ole' W reaches into his pocket, pulls out a hundred dollar bill and says, "If I threw this out the window right now I could make one person very happy."\n\nCheney thinks about it for a minute, then reaches in his pocket, pulls out ten ten dollar bills, and says, "I could throw these out the window right now and make ten people very happy."\n\nLaura thinks about this for a second, reaches into her pocket and pulls out a hundred one dollar bills and says, "I could throw these out the window right now and make a hundred people very happy."\n\nThe pilot thinks about it for a second, turns to his co-pilot and says, "I could throw three people outta the window and make 200 million people happy!"
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a joke: no! hehehehehe
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hahaha......I wanted not to read this joke, since, it is captioned for the lady's. Just because, it is from the Hedgehog, I read it........\n\nA clean and cute joke.........just keep hogging.........lol
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.\n\n They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.\n\n The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"\n The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."\n\n Then the chief asked, "Is it the governor?"\n The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."\n\n The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"\n The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."\n\n This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"\n The policeman calmly whispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."\n\n A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this Breathalyzer tube."\n The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."\n\n "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."\n "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."\n\n "Well, then we need a urine sample."\n "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."\n\n "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."\n "I can't do that, officer."\n "Why not?"\n "Because I'm too drunk to do that."\n\n A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"\n\n The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"\n\n A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.\n\n The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."\n Man: "No sir, I was going 60."\n Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."\n\n Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."\n Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"\n Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."\n\n Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."\n Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."\n Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."\n\nThen the man turns to his wife and yells: "Be quiet!”\n Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"\n Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."\n\n Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.\n\n "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos, which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye kn
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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This is an old joke but your presentation is quite good.\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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Ok people it was supposed to be a joke (I think..) why is everyone getting all butt-hurt? So what's the punchline?
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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A man named Joe was walking on the beach one day when he found an eerie looking bottle. He rubbed it, just for the heck of it, to see if a genie would come out. (He really liked the movie Aladdin as a child.) And lo and behold! A genie did come out! \n\nThe genie was pleased with Joe and said, "What a strapping lad ye are! Thanks for the favor! I shall now give you three wishes. What do ye want? Anything. But.. whatever ye wish for, I shall have to give all the Republicans in the world double! So wish carefully."\n\nJoe was very happy to hear this, although being a democrat, he didn't really want the republicans to get double of what he got. But there seemed no way to get out of giving Republicans good things. "I wish for...one million dollars!" \n\n"Sure. Here ye go." A wad of bills appeared in Joe's (and all the Republicans in the world) hands. \n\n"Next... I would like a limousine! With a chauffeur and unlimited coupons for the carwash!" \n\n"Here ye go." Coupons started to rain down on Joe. (As well as the other Republicans in the world).\n\nJoe thought carefully about his last wish. "Now, Genie. For my last wish, I...I have always wished to donate a kidney."
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Muahhahhhahhahahahahahah!  That's a good one.\n\nI guess some of you don't realize this is a joke?
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What was the joke supposed to be, anyway? And is there anything funny about the Iraq war?
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ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).
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Joke is verygood,\nbut i rate it 8 of 10.\nbut what if a boy is born is my question???
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....