if you have mule and i have a rooster  and?
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Two feet of my co#k in your a##!
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Patz, your questions sometime seem to provoke the braggadocious side of me. lol.. And though I'm sure it may seem shocking to you, I really try to not go there. But my story holds a warm spot in my heart, so here it is:\n\n The other day two strangers stopped by my place to inquire about buying some hay. \n\n The youngest stranger walked down to look at my horses with me, and started telling me the sad story of the hardships his life had been in lately and as though there was a need to just unload the burdens. He talked endlessly about it. I listened deep to what he was saying, putting myself in his shoes and the whole story sadden me. When he'd finished speaking, I knew our paths had crossed for a reason, because for the moment I could help his situation! \n  I turned and walked back up the path where an older stranger who had came with the young one, was speaking to my husband. They stop talking and spoke to me as I appproached them. I spoke then commented to the man speaking to my husband, if he knew anyone interested in some part time work? He quickly answered, "Yes Mam, I am. I recently lost my job, and it's been tough on my family. I'm willing to do anything for a few dollars." I told him, "I'm sure grateful you came along. Can you start work tomorrow?" He said with a smile, "Gladly." Then I inquired about the young man with him, and him taking a 'fancy to a filly I had' and ask if he had a place to keep her? The older guy told me, 'yeah, but the young guy couldn't afford to buy her right now? I told him, I like to do a little 'horse trading' and bout that time the young stranger walked up. I squatted down and looked at the young stranger and ask him,\n"What you got there in your pocket, Mister?" He pulled out  25 cents and two 'hotwheels' cars. And showed them to me. I told him, "Heck Cowboy, that's just what I've been wanting for that horse you like! You want to trade?" The older guy, his father started smiling and trying to tell me, "if you let me work her off, I'll pay you. You ain't gotta do that!" I told him, "We're 'horse trading', and I set my price! You want to deal?" The six year old, blue eyed, redheaded stranger screamed, "Deal!" So we loaded the pony on my trailer and the little stranger rode with me, while I followed his dad and delivered the pony to their house. \n I spent about 2 hours there talking to his parents and watching him play with the pony. \n I even visited where he'd placed the flowers where his old pony was buried.\n\n When I went to leave he told me, "I sure am glad I met you and that you been wanting some 'hotwheels'! Can I tell my friends that you're my 'bestfriend' too?" I told him, "I'd be honored to be his bestfriend too. And that's what I was going to tell my friends, you're my new bestfriend too!" Then the young boys mother hugged me and said, "You are too kind and May God Bless you!" I smiled, looked at the boy and told her, "God already did!" Then showed her the two 'hotwheels' and said, "And I got two 'hotwheels' and a Quarter, to boot!"\n\n\n\n Now, you made me brag! lol.. 'I got a new bestfriend! But that's something that's priceless!' \n\n Hope you have a Good Day!
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Good grief ! I haven't seen any of those for donkey's years. I will be very much surprised if you will be able to trade them in now. The deadline for that, was over ten years ago.
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SORRY I ALREADY HAVE MY WHITE STALLION
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a donkey is a unique organism while a mule is the offsrping between a donkey and a horse.\nMules are sterile and cannot breed.
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Mary a really rich woman. Get a duck that lays golden eggs. One of the 2. Probably the duck. In fact I'll just marry that duck.
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now that was really funny! great one!! like it alot!! (specially the mule - sure it's not for sale?)
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find a donkey who wants to swap...be happy w/ what u got
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yo, talk to a animal instructor, or something.\n\nya dig?
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Perhaps your mexican cousin can become a smuggler and your texas cousin can be a mule. And that way they would be like bonnie and clyde but border criminals.
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Are you offering to sire me?
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RUN!... then realize they were sheep & pet them cause i think sheep would be friendly
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Thats Pretty Cute, It will be interesting to see how many people actually fall for it, Id like to know my self. That rates right up there with the rooster laying an egg and which will it roll?
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Tidying up.... I would expect my big rough gruff man to bring home the meat... lol... or Ellie29uk of course.
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don't let the cows get all worked up an nervous about anything.  i think a border collie to tend the herd would help.  so would a mule or donkey.  they'll kick the hell out of a yote.
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Well, I have found this, it looks like a rooster to me. And I believe this is the kind of thing you are looking for.\n\nhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ahoteinrun/tribalarrow.jpg\n\nGood Luck :)
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raise cattles, hunting