What makes a dirty old man dirty?
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A lack of bathing!!!!!!!!!!!
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ain't that lucky, to have an in house shower.  When it gets warm, we jump in the crick and jump around a bit.  Get some of that winter grime off the body.  Gotta be careful though, with the crocks and snakes swimmen around.  Personally i hates the smell of clean peoples.  Don't find it appealing at all.  Nothing like the rank odor of a dirty crotch, butt kicking arm pits to turn a country boy like me, "ON".  I bet some of you out there even have that ass wipe paper?   Never tried it.  To me, Clean is mean.  Smellin shitty is pretty.
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because of the attractions inherent in maturity and stability, which may or may not be an actual attribute of old men...which is to say Samantha is a dirty girl...
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dirt and sweat combined\nmakes smelly, pasty goo
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Depends how healthly you are.  I've seen 65 plus year old men make men in thier 20's look weak.
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The most dirty, unrespectable person.
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Dirty\nLazy\nWimps\nBitchy\nCowards
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thats dirty man, keep it in your pants
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If you can put up with a lot of "dirt", then go ahead. You will really get an ear full of dirt from old farts and all sort of filthy fellows.
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Hahahahahaha!! That's gross!! Best damn question I've read all night. \n\nOn the other hand, it could be old toilet paper tangled in your @$$ hairs.
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Man with ichy butt have stinky finger.....
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dirt, dead skin cells and sweat
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More important. If man was made from dirt, why is dirt not still turning into people?
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well lets see: dead skin, dirt, little ity bity bugs(alive), little ity bity bugs (corpses), microscopic pieces of human, dog, cat dandruff, food particles, pet hair, fabric fibers, well that about sums it up...glad to help ya.\nLOL
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The problems of old age  and a bad memory fidgety!\nThe first sign of it is forgetting to do up your zip after having a pee.The second sign is forgetting to pull it down before you have a pee!\nWhat's pink,smells of pee and goes in,out,in,out?\nGranny doing the hokey-cokey.\n\nEven though I'm old,I've definitely still got it.\nTrouble is,nobody wants it!
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there are 2 possible answers  the first is it got dirty the second is it dried out.
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It is dirt.... the formation, in the house.... types of soil: dirt and mud.... just kidding I just wanted to make you laugh