What are the three things you would bring for a month alone on a deserted island with George W. Bush?
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a iraqi an afgan and a mexican
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A ghost, just cause' I could go anywhere I wanted too, and find a way to comunicate and help loved ones still on planet earth.\n\nAnd understand, and learn things that I didn't get while I was here, like why that happened this way, instead of that way in my life.
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Where? just so we can get out of the way. Also what are the chances of him taking Bush with him
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1. Wooden ship\n2. Iceberg\n3. Oyster\n4. ???\n\nOK change\n3. Anchor
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Travel size survival kit:\n\nCan of mace\nPocket Vibe\nA book about how to survive in the world\ngum\nprepaid cell phone\ntweezers\nCosmo\nFlash drive\nmatches/lighter\nfake ID (optional)\nMini flashlight\nAspirin\nShark Repellent
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Hustler magazines and a tub of vaseline !!!!!\n\noh, and a big bag of Cheeto's  !!!
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BLANKET, keeps you warm. SHOES, prevents from stepping on hot sand, PAN, for cookin',BIBLE, in case I forget why I'm here for. KNIFE, to cut. MATCHES, for rubbing sticks for fire, drives me crazy. AVoCADO PIT, to grow for shade and food.\nI would take JESUS with me to comfort me, and when I build the raft, he would provide enough fish to eat, he would calm the angry seas, his light would break through the fog, and he would show me the way! Besides when we hit land, everyone knows him and we would get the VIP treatment.!
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Take your pick:\nLife without parole\nExile to Iran\n3 years
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if u r rich, an ipod, if u'r not, the things that would work with me:\n-ticket for a show of a band i like\n-special edition cd from a band i like\n-old and rare or international edition of donald's duck comic books\n-old and rare or international edition of scrooge mcduck comic books\n-calvin and hobbes book\n- a trip to the zoo or to the airport to see the planes\n-flowers\n-a nice dinner cooked by my girlf (tête-a-tête dinner)\n-some kafka book...
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scented candles, bed bath & beyond stuff, family pictures, ect.\n\nplease, no fruit cake
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All you had to say was exotic island for 3 weeks. And away from family. Yes, I'd go. I love my family but time away would be nice.
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Food and clean water would be the first thing I would have to secure. I would go round supermarkets, shops, people's houses, to find tinned food, bottled water, things that will keep for a while. Fresh fruit and veg could be used while they're fresh. Vitamins would be useful otherwise I could get some kind of deficiency, like scurvy.\n\nShelter and fire would be next. I would find a place to stay, not on the ground floor. That's in case there are animals around that could hurt me. I would make sure the door is secure. There's a high chance I'm not the only person still around. If I survived, others could have too.\n\nThere will be plenty of matches and lighters around, as well as flammable materials. Furniture, etc, can be used to make a fire. \n\nRain can  be used to wash in, etc. Toilets - use a bucket. I'm the only person around, nothing to get embarrassed about!\n\nAfter sorting out my basic needs, I would go to a high place, like the top of an office block. There I would build a big bonfire. If there are any other survivors like me in the immediate area, they will see the fire and come to investigate. There is a chance they will be unfriendly but you deal with that hurdle when you come to it.\n\nIt would be hard to live in a world without people but you would cope. If there are animals around, perhaps an animal, like a dog, could be befriended and give some companionship. That would make life a bit more bearable. \n\nWhen I get more established, a vegetable garden could be made. That will give fresh food. It is possible to live without meat if you don't feel up to killing something, but if you're desperate enough, you will do it. Fire can be used to cook with.\n\nElectricity can be lived without. I would not have the knowledge to maintain a power station. It would just be like going back in time before we had such luxuries as running water and electricity. They coped for hundreds of years without it, we can do the same. Evenutally, the same discoveries would be made as they once were and society will slowly build itself back up.\n\nThat is, providing I am not the only person left in the entire world. In which case, I would live my life the best I could alone, then die in solitude, ending the human race once and for all because I would not be able to have children to continue the species.
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i'd think about finding a nice, deserted island where i can live in peace until the nuclear holocaust.
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George W. Bush's head.
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Make S'Mores!  Sing rounds around a campfire.  Tell ghost stories.  Do arts and crafts from recycled materials.  Make paths and clean up the camp site, leaving it nicer than when you arrived.  Cook hot dogs on sticks over an open fire.  Put on a play, complete with costumes made from old clothes and found materials.\n\nWish I could be there, but I'm in California with no transportation.  Have a ball!
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fly to a exotic island and bang-a-lang as many hotties as possible and eat really great food and get drunk...oh and lets not forget....i wanna buy a llama!...that would be the 1st thing i do! lol
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1) a second grade classroom to commemorate his readiong My Pet Goat as the World Trade Center fell.\n2) Arlington National Cemetery, since so many Americans have died needlessly on his watch.\n3) An empty prison cell, to represent his success in catching Osama.\n4) An unemployment line, for the people whose lives he wrecked.\n5) A grand jury room, in memory of the Constitution he consistently evaded.\n6) A ballot box, in honor of his and Karl Rove's success in voter reduction.\nBy the way, I'm a distant relative of the Bushes.