how can i get sick? please help.?
460206
If you want to become sick, you are already sick.  See a therapist.
478010
Take a nap when you get home today, before you go out. Then take some cold medecine, but not nyquil, because it will just put you to sleep.  Some sudafed or tylenol cold should do fine. Just make sure it's "non drowsy". \n\nDrink plenty of water while you're out and for god's sake don't overdo it with alcohol.  Your body will be hard at work getting rid of the infection and breaking down medications and alcohol will just make things worse. It's never good to mix drugs.\n\nBe prepared to be really sick tomorrow. \n\nPlan B?  Call your friends and put off the celebration until this weekend when you're feeling well again.\n\nGood luck!
71954
You cannot get rid of a cold, a cold is a virus, and you cannot get rid of viruses. What you CAN do though, is make yourself feel better and maybe make it last a little less time. Rest (this does not mean you have to be in bed all day every day, that's just crazy and I could NEVER do that), drink a LOT of fluids so that you can wash out all that mucus, and eat or drink citrucy stuff... it has vitamin c AND it makes you feel a lot better... at least I do. Oh, yeah, if you can get some homemade (from scratch) chicken soup. I always make it when I have a cold, and that warm clean chicken and veggie flavor is the BEST, it makes me feel a LOT better. Good luck!
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Stick your finger down your throat and puke. \n\nYeah, real healthy. Is missing one day gonna help? Didn't think so...
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DONT TAKE MORE THAN 1 A DAY...YOU WILL GET SICK REALLY BADLY....
703065
be careful man you can get very sick doing that
27996
I strongly recommend talking to your doctor and getting a chest xray to rule out pneumonia.  Being as you had a cold which is primarily an upper respritory disease, if it suddenly relapsed into a stronger virus (and being as your immunities are already down) it could turn into any number of things quickly.  Also, bulk up on your vitamin C and zinc.  Both will help you feel better faster.  The primary thing, listen to your body.  Sounds like you are worn down from all of this and are in serious need of rest.  And dont forget the old standard of homemade chicken soup.  Not the canned stuff.  Homemade chicken soup has so many vitamins and nutrients in it that its not funny and its also a comfort food.  Hope you feel better soon.
1020542
Getting sick is not a smart way to lose weight, my friend.
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You've been sick and that explains it.  Typically the 3rd to 5th day are the worst.\n\nJust make sure that you are hydrated by drinking fluids.  Broth is a good option.  Don't force yourself to eat things that you wont be able to keep down.\n\nStay hydrated...  Watch electrolyte balance too (sodium, potasium, etc...).  Typically you'll be fine if you drink water and have broth.\n\nI've seen people in the hospital go for a week without eating anything...  So don't sweat it.  You'll eat when you feel better.\n\nRegards,\nRyan
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Amp up on Vitamin C and Zinc. Drink a glass of hot green tea with Echinacea and Honey in the morning.\n\n Eat only fruits and vegatables during the day plus avoid mucous creating foods such as milk, bread and cheese. Fast from eating meat as your digestive system needs to be ridding itself of toxins and meat will slow down the process. Avoid refined sugar in sugary drinks. \n\nAdd a tablespoon of raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar, cinnamon, and wild oregeno oil to a glass of apple juice,  pomogranete juice or grape juice three times a day. Add cayenne if you have mucous in your chest, eyes, ears, nose or throat. Drink six glasses of distilled water each day. Drink three glasses of clean water with 1/4 tablespoon of unrefined sea salt.\n\nDrink a glass of hot Green tea with Echinacea and Honey in the evening with Camomile and take a hot bath before you go to bed. Sit in a bathtub with hot water. Add a cup of apple cider vinegar and a tablespoon cayenne. Sweat out the toxins and go to sleep.\n\n All sickness comes from the gut. By alkalizing your body and cleansing you will not only cure your cold but also give your body, gut, and skin a wonderful treat.
649205
NO WAY MAN!!!! YOU MUST BE SICK MAN!!!!!!
1047322
who ever wrote the last answer is a fool. you shouldn't feel sick, unless you have an aids defining illness....e.g. mac, cmv, crypto..etc. you should, however, take prophylaxis, at least for MAC and PCP (bactrim, clarithromycin...). Go see your doctor, fool.
1080179
Don't need an excuse. Just tell them that you are sick. You earned the sick days so use them.
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Hello from Scotland. Its midnight here. Pull a sicki!! What to do is from now on until the next hour and a half,dont talk to anyone at work and be very quiet.Go to the loo and stay in it for bout 10.b4 u come out of the loo,rub ur eyes a lot(put a little soap in ur eyes if u can bear it) and then go back to work.Ur buddies and boss at work will think u look ill with ur red eyes all watery.tell them u threw up and need to go home. Then have a great day when u get sent home sick!!!! Its worked for me and even the soap in the eyes was worth it!! lol
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the spread of illness is best limited by washing  your hands in soap and water. \n although you have most likely been raised to cover your nose and or mouth with your hand when you cough or sneeze and you don't have a tissue. the real best thing to do in that situation is to cover your mouth nose with your sleeve. that way the droplets are not on your hands and you don't pass them around .\n as well since they are not in contact with your body they live not as long no body heat. \n next people that are sick should stay home. \n don't be stupid and try to win some silly prize for perfect attendance when your really sick . the award those people should get is called the i don't care about others so i come to work school and make everyone sick haw haw. \n again the best thing to do is to wash hands with soap and water and wash for 1 minute at least.
230390
ginger helps u when ur sick.\ntry powerbars or cliff bars or powergell or accel gell
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Mostly to wash their hands often.\n\nThen there is the obvious, brush and floss and see a dentist regularly.\n\nGet some excercise.  Don't eat TOO much junk food. (a little is OK on occasion, I'm not a total party-pooper!)\n\nDon't share water bottles or other drinks.  That is the FASTEST way to get sick.  Have them drink plenty of warer and write their name on the bottle with a "sharpie" to avoid mix-ups.\n\nBest wishes....