what are some hilarious yo momma jokes!???
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.\n\nYo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.\n\nYo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died.\n\nYo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class.
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Please visit the following sites :\nhttp://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html \nhttp://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/jokes/yomamma.html\nhttp://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/\nhttp://www.amazinghumor.com/jokes/yomamajokes/\nhttp://www.mommajoke.com/\nhttp://www.aardvarkarchie.com/jokes/yomamma/index.html\n...You'll find all you want !
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these yo mamma jokes in another question\n\nYo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends\nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers\nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark\nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone\nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong\nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice\nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals\nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nyo mamma so fat, that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck!\nyo mamma so fat, that she needs to use a bookmark, to find her belly button\nyo mamma so fat that when she walks by the television screen, you miss 3 seasons of friends
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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Yo mama...\nso stupid, she tried to put skittles and m&m's in alphabetical order and failed\n\nso fat, when she walked in front of the tv, we missed 3 episodes of sesame street\n\nso stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nso stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nso stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nso stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nso stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nso stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.\n\nso stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."\n\nso fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nso fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nso fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nso fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nso fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.\n\nso fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nso poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"\n\nAnd my personal favorite:\nYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo Mamma's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her *** and ride the wave in. \n\n\nYo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!\n\n\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up \n\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise \n\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors \n\n\nYo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world \n\n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway \n\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th \n\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code! \n\n\nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! \n\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\n\nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\n\nYo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. \n\n\nYo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\n\nYo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! \n\n\nYo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! \n\n\nYo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! \n\n\nYo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! \n
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great idea....maybe next we can post jokes about your mom...
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Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's\n\nI heard that as a blond joke once too:)
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Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some\n\nYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n\nYo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton\n\n\nHope u like them
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\nJust a few :)
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Yo momma so stupid I asked her to get me a color TV and she asked "What color?" :P
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yo mamma so fat she irons her pants on the drive way\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\nYo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. \nYo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. \n\nYo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Your mama's so fat that when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.\n\nYour mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house.\n\nYour mama's so fat I don't need a joke\n\nNeed more?:\nhttp://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html\n\nHave a good laugh!!
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i don't have all of 'em, but i do have a few funny ones. yo' mama is so fat:\n1. when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world\n 2.when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out\n3. when i slapped her thigh, i rode the waves and went bye-bye\n\ngo to http://ahajokes.com or http://yomama.com for a complete list
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yo momma is so fat, she don`t skinny dip.. she chunky dunks!
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. \nYo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. \nYo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. \nYo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. \nYo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! \nYo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet. \nYo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. \nYo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. \nYo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. \nYo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips. \nYo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower. \nYo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. \nYo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real. \nYo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" \nYo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!" \nYo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time. \nYo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!" \nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. \nYo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher. \nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop. \nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. \nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry. \nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass. \nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. \nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" \nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. \nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! \nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. \nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave. \nYo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop. \nYo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony. \nYo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony. \nYo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat. \nYo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders! \nYo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings. \nYo mama's got Play-Doh teeth. \nYo mama's got sideburns on her chest. \nYo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns. \nYo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. \nYo mama's got an afro with a turn signal. \nYo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this. \nYo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch. \nYo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. \nYo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns. \nYo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes