Stupid things Bush has said?
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There is a word for these type of quotes. They are called "Bushisms." Here is my personal favorite:\n \n"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."\n\nAnd then, of course, there is my favorite poem of all time, composed entirely of Bushisms:\n\nMake the Pie Higher\nby Richard Thompson\n\nI think we all agree, the past is over. \nThis is still a dangerous world. \nIt's a world of madmen and uncertainty \nand potential mental losses. \n\nRarely is the question asked \nIs our children learning? \nWill the highways of the Internet become more few? \nHow many hands have I shaked? \n\nThey misunderestimate me. \nI am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. \nI know that the human being and the fish can coexist. \nFamilies is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. \n\nPut food on your family! \nKnock down the tollbooth! \nVulcanize society! \nMake the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
1008200
Bush has said much more stupid ish than this. Really, I'm not surprised. Anyway if you have an illiterate person representing you. They are easily to control and puppetize.
791939
To the above post which read, "I really can't speak for George Bush." \n\nCan anyone really speak for him? Can he speak for himself? \n\nSome popular Bush quotations:\n\n"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 \n \n"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000\n\n "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 \n\n"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000\n\n"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002\n\n\nAll those who still unconditionally support the President and his destructive (and not just idiotic) policies have never read the story "The Emperor's New Clothes." \n\nTo those who have: \n\nBush could come out wearing a swastika t-shirt and high-heeled stilleto boots and people would say how lovely he looks. And if he tripped in those high heels, they would blame it on Clinton. \n\nLaughable.
1072577
Is it really possible to be dumber than Bush? Looking at the posts from fat old fart and pobept, I'd have to say it is.
949083
I am the President of the United States.  That statement was stupid on many levels.  It's also like this one.\n\nThe following statement is true\nThe previous statement is false.\n\nI lifted that from George Carlin.
574041
I don't think he's stupid. He's just not a great speaker. He's not a slick talker or snake oil salesman like Clinton or Kerry. I would say he's highly misinformed on the immigration issue.
885183
He hasn't insulted the military. He said that Bush is uneducated over several sentences. If you would stop taking the one line out of context that he was talking about Bush when he said that, you would understand.\n\nIn truth you should be mad at the republicans for displaying a huge amount of idiocy if not lying on the subject.
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Here is some more Bush quotes to tickle your moron detector:\n\n"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." \n\n"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." \n\n"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" \n\n"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position." \n\n"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."\n\n"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." \n\n"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." \n\n"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself." \n\n"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case." \n\n"If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura."\n\n*Notice how some answers don't notice that you are using Bush's words and mocking him and instead are accusing you of being illiterate.*
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Let's see.....Bush, the chimp;  Bush, Hitler; the stupid Bush;  the stupid Bush chimp; cross dressing cheerleader Bush:  (just a few of the names I have seen on Yahoo since I started coming on).    This is all so laughable,   Bush must be the brightest man on earth!  After all,   he aimed a hurricane at the gulf coast, he flew not one but two planes into the towers and found time to fly a third to the ground in Pa , he is single handily fighting a war, and he stole not one but two elections!!!  (this is just a small portion of the list of evil deeds libs have accused him of).  It's hard not to laugh,  Time for libs to grow up!!
1042579
I think you're just about as dumb as Bush himself!!!
401995
Stupid things on this.
829986
Maybe flipping burgers, one he does not need to speak at.\nHe opens mouth & stupidity flows out. The reason he could not get elected President. He likes to call President Bush dumb, but he beat Kerry.
107413
Last night Jay Leno was talking about this shooting, and said, "Oh,no. What if we find out Bush was the SMART one all along?!"\nSeriously, thank goodness the guy wasn't hurt too badly, but I do think the guys in the White House are morons! (and bad shots too---"
715036
A nother Bush is too stupid. Guerrilla McCain may not be a match by 2008. Cut and paste?
885359
Yes, and how many different stories has he contrived to try and explain it off. First it was meant for Bush, no apology. Then it was I misquoted from my notes, no apology. Then it was someone else changed my notes, I misspoke and apologize kinda. \n\nhttp://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-pOypG0szd7Pv_X1rQxw_4qCWpA--?cq=1
561319
That means our president is a DUMBASS.  and he is
971018
funny but as per his usual reaction to saying something stupid he of course flip-flopped and said what he meant to say was bush was stupid and uneducated (didn't bush go to Yale and actually got better grades than Kerry !) i guess with Kerry and Edwards we have to be mind readers too and guess at what they might mean...scary thought to have to get inside those two brains.