favorite simpsons quote?
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bologna has a first name it's h-o-m-e-r. bologna has a second name it's h-o-m-e-r.
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"Nobody can separate me and my Calvins"\n\nCalvin Klein
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oh this is an easy one. im a big simpsons fan. the answer is chester j lampwick. 1919
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Bart: Now... Sit! I said, Sit! Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him. \nMiss Winthrop: You son of a bitch. Good show! \n\nSanta's Little Helper
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youtube.com\n\nsearch simpsons
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The Simpsons.. no contest.
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I have a belly button!\n\n             -Ralph Wiggum
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"Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now"\n\nThat's that best quote because it's so damn true and funny.
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"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"\n--homer j. simpson\n\ncoz the simpson family rock
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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Homer Simpson, definitely!  I know of a baptist minister who gambles, smokes, and drinks gin and tonics all at the same time!
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Billy Madison\nOld Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis\nOr when he is at Veronica’s house and sees the penguin at the top of the stairs:\nOhhhh. I see whats goin on here. So soooory to interuuupt!
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is."\n\n"Whenever I need to 'get away,' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!"\n\n"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."\n\nAll quotes by Jack Handey
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I love the Simpsoos lol but 4real I love the Simpsons ever since Bart had a Gumby haircut and Homer talked liked he had a mouth full of shit I used to tape all the episodes and still have them on tape to this moment
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I just remember them from The Simpsons\n\n=)
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"\n\n-Ralph Wiggum
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don't s.h.i.t where you eat.............olympia dukakis from moonstruck                    my favorite quote of all time is george carlin......"have you ever noticed all the people against abortion are so ugly you wouldn't wanna f.u.c.k. 'em anyway"