Why did chicken boy cross the road??
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To get to work, so he can get paid and buy more corndogs.
1077189
It was not originally a joke. It was a philosophical question about why a chicken, who has no sort of inclination would choose(or involuntarily do so) to cross the road. It then became a joke, because people realized that philosophers were over thinking a simple question with a simple answer: to get to the other side. They had all made suggestions about circumstance and chains of events and whether or not the chicken actually chose to do so or if it was prewired to cross the road or something like that.
167114
Because he enjoys his chicken curry with chapati and sitar music perhaps?!   Or maybe he wants to hunt for “NoClear Muscles” in the Punjabi rivers!    :-) :-)
11351
The Chicken came first. :)
412000
Chicken lover. He is a cop and he rides around ticketing people. It was funny
119460
She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )
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when your four-wheeler was away............\n\n\nthe chicken doesn't wish to die of an accident.......\nit instead needs to be slaughtered by INAAZ AND FINALLY EATEN BY HER.......U'LL COOK THE CHICKEN TANDOORI ,NAH
1120575
The egg cause the hen chickened out!! lol
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Why did the chicken Cross the road?\n\nYa never really know.\n\nmo that is just ignorance. ///// I didnt mean Black people are ignorant.
801354
because he was following that d*mn Chicken..................................................  KILL THE CHICKEN!!!!
1119672
the chickadee came first , then it crossed the road and laid an egg....lol..
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Marissa died from a car crash.  I would say it is more Ryan's fault, he was stupid to play chicken with Volchek on the road.  Why didn't just Ryan stop, pull over and make a U turn? \n\nIt was on the final episode of Season 3 which aired May 18, 2006.
495899
To get the Chicken back
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The country boy sounded pretty nice.... and I mean look at this way he can take you riding on your big tractor while that city slicker can only give you a ride in his rice burner.... keep it country perhaps his mom cooks good chicken...yummy!!!!
71436
i think i saw it crossing the street earlier today, it was hanging around with a black and white stripe sock, sound familiar??
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Mr. Chicken was crossing the road and was hit by a truck
588278
He had no other choice as the KFC colonel had been chasing him towards the road. He knew that crossing the road would get him to the other side, however, on the other side was a KFC factory. The chicken inevitably attempted to cross the road, jumped on to the back of a moving truck and was never seen again. That's really what happened. Honestly.