Riddle......An Elephant........???
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Cause it had an umbrella in it's trunk?
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Are you sure it's a pink elephant?\n\nHere's one (http://www.curiousmath.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=11) that uses the same idea but the elephant's not pink.
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THE BEAR IS WHITE--YOU'D BE AT THE NORTH POLE, HOME\nOF THE POLAR BEAR.\nTHE RIDDLE IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE BEAR!!
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NO\nthats the answer..... it doesn't say "What am I?" it says "Can you guess the riddle?" so the answer is "No"....
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This riddle is a hoax\n\nsee http://www.contestcen.com/gry.htm
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Have you ever seen an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?\n\nHides preety good doesn't he?
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1.  Open the door\n2.  Take out the elephant\n3.  Put in the monkey\n4.  Close the door
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How much is that Doggie in the window, \nIt;s really nothing you see,\nIt might be a Pomeranian or a Pit-Bull\nA real Indian delicacy.\nHow is that for an Indian Joke?\nSorry, but I had to respond to your response for my jokes, Hope I offended you this time. NOT Take care. BASSCATCHER.
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Ask your teacher to help you do the research that can verify what she meant by her answer, and perhaps together you can find out if there any truth to the other person's answer as well.\n\nSometimes two or more people can be correct when they are both giving different answers to the same question.\n\nWell, blind man, have you seen the elephant? Tell me, what sort of thing is an elephant?'"Thereupon the men who were presented with the head answered, 'Sire, an elephant is like a pot.' And the men who had observed the ear replied, 'An elephant is like a winnowing basket.' Those who had been presented with a tusk said it was a ploughshare. Those who knew only the trunk said it was a plough; others said the body was a grainery; the foot, a pillar; the back, a mortar; the tail, a pestle, the tuft of the tail, a brush.\n\n"Then they began to quarrel, shouting, 'Yes it is!' 'No, it is not!' 'An elephant is not that!' 'Yes, it's like that!' and so on."  This is the parable of the blind men and the elephant.
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alright... whats the word u want the answer to this riddle to be? Hunger! yay 2 points for answering a question lol, sry, but thats a tricky one
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eYe !\n?\noh, it's not "eye"....\nthen yea, it must be ewe, the animal.\n...sheesh.
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I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?\n\n97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Good luck!\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApANrEgf6Nxt7yU7hizRWjjsy6IX?qid=1006050616470
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very funny\nwhat about sneezing elephant \nor penguin having cold
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An animal with black & white stripes.\n\nPS:Did you just see the movie MADAGASCAR?
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Elephants are vegitarians. (aka herbivores)
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Here's one for ya..I was about maybe in the 3rd grade and we went on a trip to the local Zoo.. At that time.. The elephants were only chained by their ankles in a barn like setting.. We were allowed to feed them peanuts.. Well, some one put a peanut on my head and the elephants took it off w/ their trunks and I had elephant schmuck on my head for the rest of the day and trip home.. Everyone was laughing at me and I did not find it amusing at all.... Strange.. The things you remember when a question of this nature is posted.. Have a nice day!
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It's a monkey.\n\nCongrats!