Hey girls, what if your boyfriend FARTS in front of you? What would be your reaction?
464795
I would be too happy that he considers me his other half and therefore acts/does things freely in my presence.
1133164
Do you mean you were having sex and a farting sound came out of your vagina? Hun, that's normal.  A guy pumping his penis in your vagina repeatedly is going to trap air in there, if you suddenly change position or your muscles clench or he suddenly thrusts is deeply then the air is going to be randomly pushed out causing the sound of fastly escaping air which sounds like a fart.  Just recognise that a 'vart' is normal and that it's going to happen everyso often, just laugh a bit and carry on.  If your guy has any sense or maturity about him then he knows what's going on and will just be waiting for you to stop laughing so he can get back to what you two were doing before hand.  Guy's don't care, why should they?  It's not like you dutch ovened him.  Forget about it, relax any clenched muscles and get back to the good lovin' :D enjoy
279065
What did you do before you had your boyfriend?  While growing up?  At school, away from your parents?\n\nAnd what's wrong with smelling like a baby?  They smell good!
541435
What does your boyfriend think about this??
215856
HAHAHA! I would turn to some stranger next to me and say EEUGH!! HOW RUDE! THATS DISGUSTING. And then quickly move away. :)
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
140928
Only if he is reeking with an unpleasant cologne scent AND if it makes you nauseous.  \n\nThen again, think about it, if you're the jealous type and your bf reeks with cologne (which is a potential turn-off) then it will be like a woman-repellant and you don't have to worry about other women coming onto your man while you're away.
397522
I can just imagine what trouble the age old question of "Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?" would cause to a relationship.  He'd say no, but you'd know he was thinking "Wow, her butt's as big as a cow!"
1159710
I just met my sweetheart a little over a week ago, and so far, I am so in love with him it is nauseating.  He could do no wrong.  He could fart and pick his nose constantly and make Corky noises and I would still find it endearing.
423532
I'm not a guy but why would anyone want to be around someone who is constantly farting or burping?  Is it possible that your friend just wants to be one of the boys?
819642
No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
1047811
Wouldn't air be a certain kind of gas?! Anyway, you are right, it's just air, not a fart.\n\nThe sound may be the same and it can be embarassing during or after sex, because the guy may think you just farted, but I think this is quite normal.
1165992
It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
684963
you fart in a baloon and pop it in her face
918979
Ha Ha, something witty from a woman at last.\n\nWhat happens when he's with his boyfriend then?
280846
I can't figure that one out either. LOL! My boyfriend is a total fart-bag! I call him "Bazooka Butt". I will never understand it! I swear sometimes it's like one big fart-fest!
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..