I need to pass a drug test, but I don't know if I will...?
469506
Actually, if you are not a regular user it will only stay in your system for a day.  That is of course assuming that they are doing a standard urine analysis, a hair folicle test has greater longevity.  If you drink a few cups of water the night before and morning of your test, you'll have no problems.  If you are lying about this and you use all the time, there are a few over-the-counter products that you can pick up in any pharmacy for about $40.  Don't go overboard, if your urine comes out clear then you've obviously done some preventive maintenence and someone will ultimately have suspicions.  Good luck.\n\n\nAND DO NOT NOT NOT DRINK BLEACH...some foolish little girl advised this...for the love of god DONT!!!  One drop of bleach diluted in a bucket of water is still enough to make you violently ill.  Straight bleach will burn a whole in your throat and be potentially fatal.  Just read the label on the back of the bottle.
834195
Read your question and I'm not sure why they said you would fail. Those tests done have detectable limits they go by and it takes a bit of use for it to show up. A couple puffs probably wouldn't even show up in a urine test.\n\nEDIT\nMy guess is they just don't know. People go off "myths" and hearsay with stuff like that. Sort of like all the remedies they have to pass drug tests.\n\nGood Luck
163862
I've had to take drug tests at various times for different jobs, but I personally never got my results.  \n\nThe results were always sent directly to my employer, so I don't know how long it takes for drug test results.\n\nThe thing is though, you never really hear anything about them unless you tested positive for something I would think.   \n\nYour employer only needs the proof from the lab that you actually took the test, then it's all in the hands of the lab and your employer.  You did your part by taking the test.  \n\nIf your employer said it's been a long time and they haven't gotten back the results why isn't anyone on their end calling the lab?  It's their money that paid for the test, I'm sure they ought to wonder what happened as they have someone that they want to start working for them.\n\nI suppose you can call the lab, but usually those labs send their samples out elsewhere for testing, and if they are as disorganized as you say, going to them might not help any.\n\nI wouldn't stress out about it.  Your job has been calling the lab, somewhere between the two they will figure it out I"m sure.  \n\nThe only other thing you could do is ask your employer what they normally do in these types of situations.  I'm pretty sure if the lab lost your test (which is highly unlikely)  Your job will just make you retest.
313119
Unless you are going to be working in the warehouse of the corp. offices, I doubt they will make you take a drug test.  But I wouldn't doubt that if you give them suspicion, that they would make you take one "randomly"
921825
Give the company a call, ask if they have\nmade a decision on your application.\nIt is always  a good idea to call after\nthe interview and drug test - just to\nshow them you are really interested in that job.\nGood Luck!!
259981
i`m a boss where i work and deal with drug screeners all the time. they can detect anything foreign in your system and will recognize any efforts to hide it or cover it up!\ni`ve pretty much heard them all! don`t bother!\nhere`s a concept! clean up your life! i did drugs for 22 years, believe it or not, it`s awesome to be sober!!!!!\n  P.S. been clean for 11 years! try it!!!!!
849976
If you really aren't doing drugs, and you want them to believe you, offer to take a drug test. If they still don't believe you, take another one (so they can see a pattern of negative drug tests). At that point, if they don't believe you, then they are being unreasonable. \n\n\nGood luck!
1053929
You should be fine.  I had friends who smoked and would blow it right in my face to make me mad and when I had to get tested it didn't show up.
558447
No one can watch you going to the bathroom. If your job gives you a drug test, they will send you to a testing place, which will lock up any items you may have with you, let you do your thing, and then give your things back to you.
496782
I believe when you have a drug test, you list the prescription medications you are taking.  I wouldn't think it should be a problem for you.
185075
3 months in your system, probably longer in your hair.\n\nBest to admit to health professional conducting test that you are casual smoker, or have stopped.\n\nGood luck.
711490
Yeah, if they test their employees...then you're open game. \n\nAnd hey, I didn't want to hear this crap when I was 16 but please give me a moment to explain something to ya now that I'm better educated/wiser...\n\nYou're only 16...lay off the drugs please. Your body is still developing and you could do some serious damage. Start again when you're 20 if you're in that much of a hurry to screw with your body. \n\nAccomplish what you need to accomplish to create a secure foundation for yourself...hell, opportunities are already slipping out of your grasp if you have to worry about a drug test at freaking Walgreens. Trust me, there are plenty more years ahead of ya to abuse your insides. And hey, with the better job you can get focusing more on your school than drugs, you can afford more drugs! ironic, isn't it?  :p \n\nSeriously, please consider it.
312078
You are out of luck. The best way to pass a drug test is to just don't do drugs. There are so many ways of drug testing today and some are foolproof. For example, the only way to pass a hair strand drug test is to be drug free for 2 years!
119629
This all depends.  How big are you, how much do you smoke?  THC is stored in your fat cells.  The bigger you are, the longer it sticks around. The more you smoke, the longer it sticks with you.  If you are trying to pass a drug test, best thing you can do is buy something to clean you out from your local head shop.  Otherwise, unless you smoke very little amounts & can wait about a month.  Then you could probably pass a urine/blood test.  It takes 6 months or more for it to be undetectable in your hair.
693526
I've got really bad news for you.  The most common test these days is to take a hair sample.  There's nothing you can do to clean that up except lay off the drugs.
875841
I don't know how often they pay.  But stop doing drugs you loser and you wont have to worry about drug tests.
1027630
I have been giving the very test in which you are trying to beat. I will tell you that there is nothing out there to detox you or mask the fact that you used drugs.\n\nCollectors know all the tricks and the scientist that test the urine test for everything under the sun including the drugs.\n\nThey test to see if it is male or female. They check to see if it is human or animal. they check to see if it is dilute from to much water intake, they check for foreign substance used to through the test off.\n\nIf the test is done in house, and if drugs are present in you system it will show imediately. The collectors check for the temp of your urine, and if it is any hotter than 99 degrees or colder than 98 degrees the test will be invalid and you will be asked to give another sample within 15-30 minutes.\n\nBelieve me when I tell you that there is no way to beat the test. Stop doing drugs plain and simple.