Im bored tell me a joke?
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Dan was driving in a small hick town one day.  His belly was grumbling and he had a craving for some nice hot chili when he saw a sign. "COME TO ALIBIS BAR AND GRILL, HOME OF THE FAMOUS MA'S CHILI".\n\nHe decided to pull over and get a bowl for him self.  When he got there the place was grungy and dirty but he was too hungry to care.\n\nDan sat at the bar and asked the bartender if he could have some of the infamous chili he'd read on the sign.\n"I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "I just sold the last bowl to him", he said as he pointed to a gentle man sitting close by.\n\nDan noticed this man was just staring at the chili making no attempt to eat it.  With his belly still growling he asked the stranger," If you're not gonna eat that may I?"\n\nThe stranger turns to Dan, "It's all yours dude"!\n\nAs Dan eats the chili he gets half way though it when he realizes there's a dead rat in it.  Disgusted he vomits into the bowl of chili.  Then he realizes the man sitting near him is laughing. He turns to him angrily.\n\n"Sorry dude but that's how far I got too!" exclaims the stranger.
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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you poor guy, u must be lonely....or just extremely bored
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I always laugh at it. Well, my rating is 2970913583563453921569345562598983407 (10/10 for short) I love blonde jokes, have anymore?
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a joke: no! hehehehehe
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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http://www.bored.com/
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how 2 sleep well,best joke i heard ,exchange goods
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nothing. can i have my ten points now please?
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answers my bored friend, answers
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TELL ME ABOUT U SOMETHING
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You win! I'm gay and bored.
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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cool joke.pls. answer my riddles too.
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Lol. Funny guy. You need to get some rest dude. :)