Why did the chicken the road???
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because the chicken stole the blue power ranger's celine dion cd whilst he was wearing a pirate costume. you see, the chicken was spotted taking it in the pantry and he legged it when columbo's hot pants shouted at him. power rangers are very big fans of the dion. don't diss da dion.......
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y did the chicken cross the street
1005385
coz the chicken's friend said... RUN CHICKEN RUN.....\n\n\nor.....\n\n\n\nits the chickens version of baywatch.. they dont run on beaches.. they cross road...
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Cuz he was stuck in the chicken!
1161806
chicken ate them................have you lost your mind? \nI've studied Islam for ages ,never came across these kinds of stories.
1096442
Why the heck is this question posted in SECURITY.  I swear you people are on crack.  \nWell, the chicken came first, because the egg has cholesterol, therefore, it has to be a by-products, for cholesterol is bad for you, according to the government.
410654
To get the attention of chickens who are very cool.\nOr to make Fatboy get all sweaty.
1077189
It was not originally a joke. It was a philosophical question about why a chicken, who has no sort of inclination would choose(or involuntarily do so) to cross the road. It then became a joke, because people realized that philosophers were over thinking a simple question with a simple answer: to get to the other side. They had all made suggestions about circumstance and chains of events and whether or not the chicken actually chose to do so or if it was prewired to cross the road or something like that.
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cause his dick was stuck in the chicken???
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Why did the chicken Cross the road?\n\nYa never really know.\n\nmo that is just ignorance. ///// I didnt mean Black people are ignorant.
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it was stuck to the foot of the chicken
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road\n\nThere are various stories of it's origin...
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Well...because, you see, the Earth has this tendency to orbit the sun, I mean that is not to say this is atypical, but if you put a chicken in the road you see, that chicken has a reputation to live up to.\n\nSo if you follow what I'm getting at, by which I mean, if you understand the underlying principals here stated, then, as a general rule, with exception of course (thought for the sake of the hypothetical we'll leave that aside) the motivating factor of such phenomena will gradually dawn upon you.
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?\n\nAnswers: (courtesy: wellwisher, Pd and sueet2b)\n\n\n\n\n\nTHE SPHINX: You tell me.\n\nKINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.\n\nMOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\n\nGANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.\n\nSHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.\n\nRENE DESCARTES: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.\n\nPLATO: For the greater good.\n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.\n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\n\nTIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.\n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\n\nHIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.\n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.\n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\n\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\n\nGEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.\n\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?\n\n\nJOHN KERRY: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.\n\nJACQUES CHIRAC:  The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas?\n\nTONY BLAIR: It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction\n\nCOLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. As you can see this is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.\n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\n\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\n\nSNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.\n\nNEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.\n\nDARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.\n\nNEWTON: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action here is an equal and opposite reaction.\n\nEINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road move
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riding on a chicken!!!!????
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She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )
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first, the chicken is a she.  now that we know the sexes of flight less birds we have to keep in mind that she never really crossed the road.  there was a sale at Macy*s and she got another 10% off if she opened a new charge account.  no matter how many times i told her not to do that she does it anyway.  when is the chicken going to listen to the rooster?