Women: Have you ever peed standing up?
471132
Sure, and I've taught my daughter how too also, I've also taught her how she can go into a restroom and never have to touch any thing in there since some women's restrooms can be as filthy as mens
666883
NO!  I would get up and walk out if I had to go that bad.  If that teacher tried to stop me... he/she and the school would be sued.  I had a teacher that let you go to the bathroom no matter what was going on in the classroom - lecture or test.  She felt like you couldn't concentrate if you had peeing on your mind.  I also had a teacher in high school that wouldn't let me go to the bathroom on a particular occasion.  I was on my period and needed to go.  She told me that I should have gone before class and that I could now wait until after class.  I told her I was going to the dean of ladies and she said "no you're not.  You can go see the principal."  He was a man and she thought that would embarrass me.  Well, it didn't.  It embarrassed him and ticked him off too.  He sent me to the bathroom then to the dean of ladies.  I explained to her what had happened and she sent me to class to get my things and told me to come back to her office.  My dad was TICKED when I told him after school.  He called the school and they had a conference.  After that day NO teacher told me that I couldn't go to the bathroom.  Dad told me not to abuse that privilege, but if I had to go that they best let me go.
128966
i've wore a tee butt out in public. ...lol!!\njk
1067359
I didn't do it... but my friend had to urinate. So he took off his pants and urinated.\n\nALL OVER THE CARPET.\n\nI made his *ss clean it up the next morning.
1063797
men pee standing because it gives them an excuse to make a mess
89289
Some guy asked if all girls could squirt cu.m from their vaginas... i know he was just loooking for kicks but I liked that question.  I've always wondered if ANY woman could do this... now I know someone can.
486960
Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
649016
hell no. I wont wear them until I have to. First of all, you would smell, have a bulge under your dress, and well have pee all over you. If you have time to change yourself why dont you have time to sit over a toilet? I have not heard about this but its gross. Are women really that lazy? Is using the bathroom really that much of an inconvience?
227343
I never have but one time at work there were several of us in the bathroom washing our hands to get ready for lunch - this guy had decided to take a nap on the toilet - he fell and knocked the door open and landed in the floor on his face with his pants around his ankles. Was pretty funny to all of us except the boss who happened to be washing his hands at the time.
329556
yeah...standing up...cuz if it gets all over your legs, it doesn't matter does it, becuz you are about to get clean anyway. why is it that taking showers makes people wanna pee? prolly all that warm, rushing water ;)
342235
Here is a guide I have found online:\n\n\n"Basic tutorial for women to pee standing\nPrepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias. \nUse your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips. \nPee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble. \nWipe yourself if necessary. \nReturn your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands. \nTips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up\nTo get a smooth stream of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don't. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.\nTo aim, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.\nTidy places to practice are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside."\n\nHope this helps.\n\nOh and remember that practice makes perfect!
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Ok, maybe I am just stupid, but didn't you just answer your own question with all that?\n\nMen stand to pee 'cause they can.  And quite frankly, I am jealous when they can just whip it out and whiz while we women have to wait, and wait, and wait till we get to a restroom.
227110
many women can infact have female orgasms, it is not a rare thing but alot of women find it embarrassing, or think that theyre peeing , it is not urine.
1122804
Simple answer: YES.  I know of a restaurant where there are urinals in the girls bathroom.  It's a surprise for them to see one as they walk in, of course, but then a few actually use them.  It's faster than waiting in line!
150915
not exactly, but when i was 17 i worked in a nursing facility as a housekeeper/janitor, and one day as i was cleaning a room, and i went to empty the bathroom trash. well, as i opened the bathroom door, there was a resident sitting on the toilet, (lady in her mid to upper 80's) i was so embarassed that i just left the room and went on to the next one. later that day, one of the female housekeepers told me that the lady felt bad that i got embarassed, but she wished i had shut the door because she wasn't finished. :)
93885
I tried many in my early twenties, looking for the same thing. Doesn't work. If they did, the govt. would have made it illegal, suns-of-beetches.. \nGet another job and enjoy your life, no man should have to pee for another... That is just wrong.
600082
Hell naw..it aint rare!! \nWoman are just fake as all get out...\n\nLet me tell you if You have to take a dump badly enough you wont care where in the hell is it....and a woman surely aint gonna hold it until she get home to her pretty pink personal bathroom....\n\nAs woman we are fake as shi*t\n\n\nI'm tellin you this cause I'm in the next stall to sh*tty boo boo when she's blowing it sky High LOL