What should you do if your dog wants some privacy?
456786
Close the bathroom door, and let him keep reading...walk away - just walk away........
999589
sign outside a vet/taxidermist\n"either way you get your dog back!"
941043
You can't.  Little thing called privacy.  Whats yours?
559057
put up a sign that says no tresspassing and or one that says beware of dogs...and then it is at their own risk because if they get bit,it is on them you forwarned them and that is all you should have to do. I might call the local SPCA or police station and ask this question to see what type of feedback that you get. Good Luck!!
953863
Take him to a vet, Petsmart, or call up an animal hospital. Tell them your dog's symptoms so he can get proper help. You don't want your dog to feel discomfort.
179379
Make sure nothing is under it
920917
What are you doing looking in his phone? I take it you have never heard the word " privacy". You need to get a different hobby.
932629
Eve Honey, give this Bum the door and fast. Tell him his ticket just came in and it's a one way. You don't need this treatment for him, if he wants to give orders to someone get him a dog.\n\n   You are a person, you will do what you want, when you want, you don't have to answer to him, not like the way you have been.
805514
My dog has to go, got a paper bag?
759367
I would have him spy on people for me. Or terrorize the dog. Maybe clean inside the glasses when I'm doing dishes where my hands can't reach.
633249
STAND UP FOR YOUR PERSONAL SPACE AND PRIVACY
1133467
Take it to a kennel or buy a cage and keep it in there.  Next time she asks tell her no!!!  When she picks the dog up, give her a dog training book!!  Maybe she'll get a clue!!
634728
Humane Society will check to see if the dogs are being neglected and the police will give warnings and/or fines based on complaints.  p.s. you're probably not the only neighbour who finds it annoying - chat with your neighbours & ask them to lodge complaints as well.
94255
It seems that you don't know which neighbor or which pet it is.  If you do figure it out, you can talk to the animal's owner.\n\nIn the meantime, I've heard that animals don't like aluminum foil.  You can try putting some foil down over that spot (you might want to tape it down since it's outside) and see if that works.
391677
hack it. no lah, just go to your intenet security there and set your privacy setting lower...
464154
You can call your local animal control.
881171
Phone the environmental health,  your neighbours are breaking the law letting their dog continually bark, if there OK neighbours then you could suggest to them that they fill a spray bottle with water and every time the dog barks spray it, not in its face though, its not cruel and it does work as long as you persevere, you can also suggest they put a few coins in a tin and shake that at the dog every time it barks, hope you get some peace soon, good luck.