Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?
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True Story: \n\nI was in the basement f'ing around with a television I got out of a dumpster when I literally electrocuted myself. I fell to the ground and could not move. \n\nI prayed to God that my wife upstairs would come find me. \n\nI heard footsteps upstairs... She was headed to the basement door! I could see her shadow approaching it.\n\nI started to thank God for answering my prayer when my wife said: "No wonder it's so cold up here! Shut the God Damn Door!" and she slammed it shut.\n\nAnd I continued to lay there.
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wow! I so hate it too, but I never thought of it like that, that is really kinda scary.. I know I have told them to stop putting shit on my front door and they don't .. wow .. scary!
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When I was five, I went to the store with my parents. They had left my older siblings home with my eldest sister to babysit. When we got home, we found the 3 of them stuck in our parents' bedroom. They had wedged a hammer between the bottom of a hardwood door and the hardwood floor. When my dad got finished removing the hinges on the door to remove it, he asked, "Who did this? How did that hammer get stuck there?" My brother pointed at me and said, "Lil' Bit did it." I was at the store with my parents when they did this, but my father blistered my butt. Even as I was crying and screaming how I was with them, he continued to whip me. I have never forgotten that and likely never will!
1179865
are you quoting panic! at the disco? then it's goddamn door.
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no one did. completely against popularized belief  the dogs were never let out. they have been and always will be out.
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I think it is the 'knocking on doors' element that bothers some people. Most people HATE it when people knock on their door, selling them something. Even if it is free, people will automatically presume there is a catch. \n\nMaybe you should ask your staff how they feel about this, and also do a bit of market research, looking into whether or not this is a successful way of doing things.
331665
be thankful hunny...if you want pain slamm finger in door...but why?
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They'll never tell.... But I will! I'll disclose it all... just hang on second, someone is knocking at the door.\n\n[connection terminated]
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I would have to show that person the door and ask them to never come back.
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Yeah the jack booted thugs will be kicking down your parents door any minute now.\n\nj/k
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That's like saying that any prison can be broken out of, so just tear them all down and let the criminals go... Or any lock can be picked so why not just leave your doors wide open? You overestimate the skill level of the average person trying to break into a system. 99.99% of them are just bored kids with software that other people wrote, who will give up if there's even a firewall, an look for an easier target. Just like any thief.
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Stand, command it in the Name of Jesus Christ to leave your house. Play christian music all the time. What was going on when it first appeared? What kind of shows movies were you watching? What could have caused an open door for this to enter into your home? You need to find this out, because as long as the doors are opened for evil spirits to enter, they will keep coming in.  \n  I know Christian music will help get rid of this thing, I have had this in my life as well in the past, and by Rebuking it in Jesus Christ name and playing the music , it left and kept my home free of that.
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cough so they won't mistakenly open your stall door, then let er rip. \n\nonce i was at the denver international airport and i was taking a piss, and some dude was taking a noisy a$$ sh*t.  all the sudden he expelled the loudest piece of crap imaginable, it splashed loud and everything.  then some dude peeing in the urinal next to me yells, "ALL RIGHT!!!" super loud.  that's how taking a crap in a public place should be - like a sporting event.
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Yes - You should knock on some of my neighbors doors - it's ridiculous!
412492
I normally don't answer the door.  If I do I say I'm not interested and close it.
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This is what I found with google:\n\nOh well imagine as Im pacing the pews in a church corridor and i cant help but to hear an exchaging of words what a beautiful wedding what a beautiful weddingsays the bridesmaid to the waiter Yes but what a shame what a shame the poors grooms bride is a whore!\n\nId chime in with a havent you people ever heard of closing the god damn door no its much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality Id chime in havent you poeple ever heard of closing the goddamn door No its much better to face the kinds of things with a sense of ....\n\nwell infact well ill look at it this way I mean techinically our marriage is saved well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne! OH well in fact well ill look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne pour the champagne
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As one door closes another one opens !