What is the weirdest e-mail discussion you've had at work?
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Sometimes we talk about work, and that gets pretty damn weird.
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EEWWWW!!!!! GROSS!!! Where do you work, cause I'm sure not wanting to there!  I'm sorry, but that's just sick.  Ugh, I'm grossed out just thinking about it.  \nThat's my opinion.  The end. (Hint, hint-my response is a NO!)
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The best question I have heard recently is "What is your greatest frustration?" The question gives keen insight into the employee's mind set, but also in how or if they overcame the frustration. I like the question because it is not a typical question and usually illicit a real response.
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These were sent to me in an email one time.\n\n\n********************************************************************\nA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. \nHer boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"\n\nThe blond replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."\n\nThe boss feeling very sorry for her says "Why don't you go home for the day. We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."\n\n"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." \n\nThe boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blond. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. \n\n"What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.\n\n"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!"\n\n************************************************************\nDid you hear about the two blondes that froze to death in a drive-in movie?\n\nThey went to see "Closed for the Winter."\n\n************************************************************\nWhy did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? \n\nShe heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.\n\n************************************************************\nA blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. \n\n"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.\n\n"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. \n\n"What?"sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"\n\n"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." \n\n"So then?" asked the doctor.\n\n"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." \n\n"So then?"\n\n"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."\n\n************************************************************\nDid you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? \nThere was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.\n\n************************************************************\nA blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. \n\n"Look, said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses." \n\n"I know,"agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.\n\n************************************************************\nA blonde was shopping at a Target store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.\n \nThe clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps things hot and some things cold." \n\n"Wow!", said the blonde, "That's amazing, I'm going to buy it!" \n\nSo she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.\n\n"What's that," he asked? \n\n"Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things co
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Have you ever heard of a chat room?
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I'm at work, and shouldn't be doing this. Oh well.\n\nMy job has boring days and extremely busy days. Today is definately a boring day. I'm trying to kill time.
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I could go on and on for days telling you some of the weirdest questions I have seen on Yahoo. Probably the one I think is the weirdest is the guy who said he had surpassed Wilt Chamberlain in the "sex partner department" and that his number was in the tens of thousands, all WITHOUT a condom.  That was freaky and quite honestly, a little disturbing.
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I was caught by a boss and his assistant having sex with a coworker under a staircase, then I was caught on camera having sex in the staff room with an entirely different person !\nI left that job shortly after.
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You sound just like  the Mailer_Daemon that notifies me of a letter that failed to send. It ends usually with a "sorry it worked out this way" which is kind of creepy if thats you.
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There have been so many.....\nAt one former job, walking in on my then-boss. It was lunch time (I was working through lunch catching up on paperwork) and I thought he went out for the whole hour. He did go out but only for a few minutes and I didn't see him come back in. In his office (door closed) he changed into a lace teddy and was just putting his uniform back on when I walked in with papers to put on his desk. I blinked and still held onto the papers but when he asked me if I liked his teddy I couldn't find my voice. Then he told me we were all alone in the section, and that he'd always wanted to lick my toes. I got the desk in between him and me and finally when he lunged at me I stapled him, threw the papers at him and left the office. I didn't go into his office again for anything. It was my first job and I never worked for the military again. He was a Major, known by my friends after this as Major Pervert.\nThere are other things I've caught people doing, but none that took my breath away quite like seeing someone built like John Goodman (only uglier) in a satin teddy and combat boots!
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I can't say that I've ever heard anything all that weird, but my family has.  My son (9 months at the time) got a hold of my cell phone and called my father-in-law.  All he could hear was some heavy breathing with voices in the background.\n\nMy brother came home to an odd message on his answering machine.  Some guy with a strong Oklahoman accent was calling about a squirrel in his fireplace and needed someone to come get it out.  He didn't leave his name or number.  My brother had it online for a while.  If I can find the link, I'll add it later.
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lol\nthat was kind wierd.
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My confession:\n\nI think my boss and the secretary at work are hot.  They make me wanna go to the bathroom and do a # 3 (you know what I'm talking about.  lol...)
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I love the funny emails with the funny pics.  I don't really like anything that is very long.  I too hate the ones that threaten you if you don't forward them.  I never saw the surprise I was supposed to see on my screen after I forwarded the email to so many people.
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probably, I have never seen it happen personally, but congrats on the find. I hope to someday be witness to the rare phenomenon of the nasty coworker getting fired.
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I recently worked with someone who doesn't know how to use email.  I witnessed him ask a co-worker to show him how to email someone.  You could email him, but you wouldn't get an email back...he actually didn't know how.
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Please specify what your problems are with e-mail.