If Santa brings you a lump of coal when you're bad, what does the Easter bunny leave you?
462319
i think he will give you a rotten egg,or a 6 year old peep that is a rare black color.lol\nHAPPY EASTER!!!
497094
I feel bad that you have been slammed by this crowd.... I think if you were good santa would bring you one :)
1031501
Okay listen up!  You give me a call when his symptoms start to appear and I'll be right over with a gun, box of silver bullets, Santa and the Tooth fairy....And then were gonna handle this business!  Thanks for the chuckle!
734841
"Does Santa have blue balls on his sleigh?"
526258
I think you shuld start dividing a match stick into twos till you reach eternity. Everything has its halves. Even the smallest unit... With thisact you will get away with the god or dog whatever it is...
343153
Ooooooooooooooh pick me pick meeeee!!!\nI want one , i want one !!!!! Pleaseeee pleeeeeeese .Ooooooooooh i want a white chocolate one            \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAll hail the easter bunny .) hmmmmmm chocolate *drools*
701662
Throw some live coals on 'em, and a pint or so of unleaded.  Stand nearby with a hose.  Make sure you do this away from things you care about.
789888
no, i'd just put my faith in someone more reliable, like santa claus or the easter bunny or gummy worms.
335844
Nightmarish as ever. The two sides of the extended family all forcing out stretched, false smiles at one another across the room... the inevitable gossiping that follows as soon as someone leaves the room.... it is hell on earth, I am telling you. \n\nNo amount of chocolate easter eggs could sweeten my family crowd!
186086
Dunno. You'll probably go to HELL!
928155
It's not a big deal - believe what you want and remind them that if they are mean to you their Santa will only give them coal. Hey it's their belief and you should at least have something to say when they get annoying about it. BTW-Santa was based on an actual saint and the values he was modeled on of generosity, kindness, caring for children and good will are still valuable even if his character is a bit out dated.
743322
There was this wrapping paper, it was supposed to be dogs and snowmen but I'm telling you it looked like ghosts defecating. Then they wrapped it poorly, corners were askew and everything. And they tied it together with brown twine.\nYeah.\nThat was bad.\nNice gift, though, a bright red sweater. I forgave.
864342
If I believe in the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and SAnta Claus (not to mention Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer), would you think the less of me?
352172
I have never understood how it is okay to lie to your child about Santa, Easter bunny, and not expect that the children will grow up learning it is okay to lie.\n\nWhy do parents punish children for lying when patens do it to the children and teach them that it is okay to lie?\n\nI guess my short answer is NO.
618357
you suppose to be santa
450473
Nothing.  I celebrate the holiday Ostara, the one the Christians ripped off from the Wiccans to make into Easter.
890270
I know.  I realize that there is some ritual in the ritual of CHRISTmas.  And just as you did in spelling it, some leave Christ out of the picture.  I believe that it is the family and the church's job to teach children that Chirstmas is not about gifts and a tree, and that Easter has nothing to do with some creepy rabbit. (Is it just me or is the Easter Bunny borderline pedophile?)  My parents always taught what the true meaning of Chirstmas was.  I never believed in Santa, the Easter Bunny, or any of that foolishness because my parents told me it was foolishness from jump street. If we do that, then children are capable of seperating the two.