Why do I have to put up with guy in Devil suit with, "Church is unfair to demons", sign on sidewalk at church
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get him drunk and when he passes out add a tutu now that is entertainment!
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The vicar returned to the rectory complaining bitterly that someone had stolen his bicycle while he'd been out on his parish calls.\n"I've got an idea," replied the verger."This Sunday in church make the Ten Commandments the theme of the sermon and when you get to "Thou shall not steal" watch their faces carefully for any tell-tale signs."\nSo that Sunday the vicar began his sermon but halfway through suddenly dried up and finished early.\n"What happened?" asked the verger later.\n"Well,I was going to do as you suggested but when I got to "Thou shall not commit adultery," I suddenly remembered where I'd left my bicycle."
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What kind of crazy stuff are u talking about? Are u Human? I pray that u are. Jesus volunteered and sacrificed his life 4 our sins so that we can have a better life here and hereafter! You act like u don't even believe in God. Is this a joke or strife to sir up? You are to blame for Ur own ignorance. Read the word of God for ur self before u insult others. People here don't take insults lightly. They will report u!
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It shouldn't matter what clothes anybody have on, but I know stuff like this happens all the time.  If you don't see the point in getting a new outfit, then don't!  It's not that serious.  You might want to go out shopping though.  Shopping for a new church that is!
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stick to guy 1  cause a known devil is better than unknown one sorry 4 caiiin ur guy devil.
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It is called a hex sign, and is meant to keep the Devil away.
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I don't think it matters what he devil's church thinks about the date...they may have something planned but they cannot determine the future like God can.....this reminds me of the Y2K issue. Everyone thought it was the end of the world...nothing happened....from the devils' church there may be some disturbance, but whatever they do, they are limited by God's overall time plan for the end times...
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The Devil wants you to question your Faith in God\nDon't let him in\nStick with what you know to be true
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We must understand that it is a trick of the devil.  He is the one who comes to kill, to steal and to destroy.  He feels that if he can draw diivsion between God's people, then he can win and all will not get together and glorify God.  But he is a liar.  And the father of lies.  May God Bless
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There are some Fundamentalists around here who hold up big signs on weekend nights in one of the bar districts, informing everybody that they're going to hell for sucking down a margarita. They've been doing it for years. Most people think they're serious nutjobs. I'm a Catholic, and I prefer my religion to be a bit more sutble than that. Let God sort out the sinners; it's not in my job description.
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I disagree with tagi.  The Catholics bow down to a cement Christ on a cross.  if that isn't idolatry, I don't know what is.  If your friend was killed by a gun, would you wears one around your neck.  It is a good thing he wasn't trampled by an elephant.   We don't need physical symbols are signs to have us remember the sacrifice of Jesus.  if we do, then the level of our worship is on the surface and not the heart.  I have seen a lot of drug dealers and gang members wearing crosses.  What does that symbol remind them of?  The bible strictly forbids us to make any object in the likeness of Him or anything symbols at all.  the early Christians forbid their usage and the only reason they are used now is because of Constantine trying to unite he pagans and the Christians.  the cross was used by the pagans long before Christ.
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because they're insensitive pieces of human excrement.  (by the way, when i mention "you" in the following, i'm not referring to you, dear murdock, but to those jerks who think they can just go around doing whatever they want.)\n\nmy brother is in a wheelchair.  it burns my arse to see some jerk taking up a spot that's SUPPOSED TO BE LEFT OPEN FOR THOSE WHOSE LIVES ARE ALREADY MADE DIFFICULT ENOUGH BY NOT BEING ABLE TO FREAKIN' *WALK*!!!!!!!  y'think it's okay to just park there for a bit?  who'll know?  well, it's a FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE where i'm from, and you KNOW that i call it in when i see it.  yeah, punk!  was that close spot worth the half-grand?  huh?  HuH?\n\nif you're not handicapped, get over it.  it's not so bad to have to walk a bit across the parking lot.  heck.. it's probably the most exercise you've had all week, you EVIL LAZY JERKWADS.
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lol, i never saw those stickers, but they sound funny actually.\n\nbut i agree, the beauty of a telephone-pole and a stop sign are far too beautiful to be ruined by stickers.\n\nit's the same with that horrible paintwork on the Sistine Chapel in Rome. Why would people ruin beautiful things like poles, signs and buildings with those horrible stickers and paintings ?\n\nsorry, that was some lousy sarcasm...truth is: i actually agree. i even had a jesus-sticker on my mailbox once, took me 15 minutes to peel it off. And getting the word of Jesus out, should be done in another way. I don't think Jesus would have ever wanted us to ruin more of our environment only to tell people his word. It would be kinda presumptious to assume that Jesus is more important that the ozon-layer.
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Yeah he is trying and it is making me turn against my church. I have been Christian all my life but after 2000, I completely stopped going to church. Neocons don't seem to understand what being a Christian is. I believe it is trying to be as Jesus... of which I can't see any actions of this administration being that way.
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what does being saved have to do with going out and having fun with you?? i dont get the question...maybe it has nothing to do with being saved.. lets face it he sounds lazy. tell him to get off his a.s.s and do something or you wil find a man who is a saved active person..glad i am not a christian
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because christians act fishy  or smell funny ps mr klaw youre so cool:D (gah im a suck up)
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Lol Ville Vallo as a devil worshipper that's hilarious. Ville has said that the symbol a heartagram is a symbol of love and hate and the balance of good and evil. Not many famous people belong to the Church Of Satan. Those who do, will willingly mention it. Also Ville did not change his infernal majesty to H.I.M. because people were getting upset they did it just so people wouldn't think they are apart of the occult. They change their name often at first it meant Hanson Is Murder then it changed to His Infernal Majesty Ville has said he may want it to stay him because of its simplicity.