Why is "spaz" such a bad word when Tiger Woods said it?
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spaz is slang for clumsy. thats all it is. no hard feelings.
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It's poor slang for never mind.\n\nHere is a good list of online chat slang:\nhttp://www.pulpchat.com/faq/faq215.php
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I know you're looking for jokes, I just wanted to be serious a second and point out that golf doesn't actually stand for anything.\n\nhttp://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm\n\n(Cool, I'm glad it wasn't a bringdown from a joke post.)
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I disagree with the others!!! Phil Mickelson is the best golfer.  Now that he's over his mental block he has been giving Tiger a run for his money.  Tiger USED to be the best...he will never be what he once was ever again.  Phil is now the one on top.  OHIO GOLFER gave you the stats for driving/ball striking.  That is a very small part of golf.  That is the only aspect that Tiger is leading.  Phil is #1 in money leadership, scoring average, and greens in regulation. http://www.pgatour.com/stats/r  These are directly from the PGA site.  So any of those who say Tiger is #1 need to check there stats first!!!! Thats the great thing about golf all you have to do is check the stats to figure who is the best!!!
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I heard the best get 10 percent of the prize. Not bad if you caddy for Tiger Woods huh?
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it's a golfing term. par is the 'norm' for the hole you are playing. 'below par' means that you have taken too many shots for the hole, which is therfore bad
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He's obviously not too bright if he couldn't forsee the disaster in his words before he spoke them. At the very least, he should have recognized their "double meaning". Although I think it is more than a stretch to imply his words were intended ONLY FOR THE PRESIDENT!?!?!\n\nAnyone in his position for as long as he has been in politics... There is no excuse for an error of this magnitude especially on the eve of elections. \n\nI can't help but think now and again that there is something else going on here, more to it. Regardless, I can't stand the man.
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Spazznacker Remington the 8th.\n\n\n\n(just in case spazznacker means something offensive that i'm not aware off..  i took "spazz" (hyper-activeness) and "nacker" ("nackered" british for tired).)
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The word is "fore"\n\nIt began, back when golf courses were not the manicured gardens that you see today. They often had lots of long grass. So it was easy to lose your ball.\n\nThey had "fore caddies" meaning, front caddie. Usually a young land who would go way out in front and watch where the ball landed. If in the long grass he had a good chance of seeing exactly where it landed.\n\nWhen the golfer hit his shot, seeing that it is headed for the long grass, he would yell "fore" to alert the fore caddy.\n\nToday of course it is used to alert another golfer that a projectile is headed his way and in a hurry.
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It's a joke.  They were making fun of his shoes.\n\nIt's a combination reference.\n\nThere are shoes called Capezios which, depending on who you ask, are good quality.\n\nThen there's the expression "cheesy."  This is meant to belittle something.  Anything you call cheesy is bad, lame, inferior quality. (Unless it actually has cheese on it.)\n\nIt was a stab at his poor fashion statement.  Get it now?
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FUK U lol hows that 4 spellin ...a$$hole\nDubya?lol wat da hell is dat?? i think people r taking things to seriously so wat if u mis spel a word jeeeeeezzzz kinow one goes home to any of you so i can caer less wat u think about my grammar lol have a good 1
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Davis Love III\n\nBecause he seems like he's got a stick up his a$$. He also has lots of raw talent, but is a big choker. Did anyone see his 3-chip at the Masters? He looked like ME out there, and I'm a total hack!\n\nDishonorable mention: Veejay Singh for griping about Anika Sorenstrom playing in a men's tournament. He also seems extremely cocky. In contrast, Tiger Woods is confident and competitive, but not cocky. \n\nBut Davis Love is the worst.
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They do not play golf like Tiger does
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JD, the left-wing activist are working very hard to make it a racial slur. I don't know where you live, but here in Dallas, I listen to KLIF radio. Gregg Knapp had Domingo Garcia, who is activist in the boycott and is currently representing an illegal immigrant who was arrasted by the cops. You HAVE to listen to this podcast to see the flagrant attempt by Garcia to equate illegal alien to the N-word. It is incredible. I promise it is not spam or a virus: Dallas Lawyer Domingo Garcia \nhttp://www.amfmpodcast.com/podcast/klif/... \n\nSource(s):\n\nwww.klif.com
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The full verse I learned as a child goes like this: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. Catch a TIGER by the toe. If he hollers, make him pay, fifty dollars every day. This was used to select who would go first, or get first choice at a dessert, or something similar. An alternative ending I have heard is: Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a TIGER by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny meeny miny mo. I have also heard an additional verse to make the suspense last longer. It goes like this: My mother said to pick the very best one and you are not IT! Yet another variation continues from the word "IT" and says, "With a dirty, dirty dishrag on your TOE!" On approximately every other word or every two words you are pointing to yourself or the other person or persons and when you end the verse on "day" (short version) or "IT" (long version), the selection game is over. I have also heard that decades ago the word "TIGER" was not used, but it was a word that described blacks. However, I think "TIGER" is much better and that is the version that is commonly used today.
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I think it is a southern thing.  I am from the south and I hear it all the time.  You are right it is a bad saying.  But, it for the most part it is said jokingly.
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Actually the two words are mutually exclusive.  It prim language for only out for not but a shag.