Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
457747
because it was stuck to the chickens foot!
615466
because on the outside you have air pushing you back (wind resistance).  The physics are the same inside or outside -- you have the same kinetic motion as the train, so in the absence of any other forces you'll land at the same spot you jumped from.  However, air rushing past you outside *is* another force, so it pushes  you opposite the train's direction of travel, and you'll land further back (how much depends on the train's speed, any headwind/tailwind seperate from the train's speed, etc.)
803981
Maybe or the truck transporting them on the "high" way lost them due to an open door,and you happened to walk underneath that road.Maybe it will stop in a few seconds:then it was a truck.\nIf it keeps on raining it will be manna from heaven for you.Your daily bread.
578204
What were they doing in the street?  I need more info to answer this question.
334528
a tampon made of bubblegum
58909
To get to the other side....
210677
That is too vague of a question.  It really depends on the type of product.  \n\nYou surely would not market a new type of bubble gum the same way you would market a new professionally-powered drill.
1070762
If you swallow chewing gum, it gets tangled up with your intestines and kills you. Age 4, I swallowed some chewing gum on the way home from school, got home and sat down, patiently waiting to die. Soon got bored with it tho. Went outside and pretended to be Spiderman instead.
382166
Because he wasn't allowed to Jay-walk.\n\n:o)
976384
probably asking why  u poked his monkey
397294
I'm not sure I understand...\n\nWhat does a piece of gum in your stomach have to do with swimming?  The gum is going to pass through your body with or without digesting within a few days.  Do coins digest?  No, but they pass through your system and out the back end quick enough.
808917
if its closed at one end the u can still travel up that road to the point where its closed.Just look at the brightside of life
1121102
Because its made of jelly.
547982
It sounds like something slipped through the cracks...the 16 year old could of been charged with DWI..all of the essential elements appear to be there. Due to the significance of the accident (children/schoobus), the primary focus was obviously on children and not the violator. All the Officer would have needed to do was to determine if the violator was "Impaired".
1145798
police were on the lookout for a green explorer with a broken tail light around my area in regards to a possible kidnapping earlier in the week. at night i went to my friends house and broke his tail light. the next day on his way to work they pulled him over and took him in for questioning. they had him there all day and night until finally they found the person they were looking for had just ran away from home. that was the funniest prank ever!
851290
three quarters of the way across the road
448850
i'm going across the street to get some orange sherbert.\nhere, have a piece of gum.