How many times to fart before stinky poop?
466702
it follows the formula E=MC2 \nwhere \nE- no of times you fart\nM- amount of poop that comes out\nC- the stink produced by your poop
898636
not often enough.\n\nmaybe once every 3 months or so....\n\nusually right before I have to get on a plane - gotta clean out all the weapons, gels, lotions, matches, combustibles, drugs, etc. etc.
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
1116913
How many times are you going to post this ad?
1147260
sounds like a trip to the ER to me. You don't need axe deoderant to get a good flame. The methane from the fart will do that.
1016264
I am interested in royal science of farting, and I'm working of my Farting PHD now, so I can tell you that\nIn public people:\nTry to avoid farting   45%  \nTry to convert it to an elevator type fart (quiet)    12%  \nSay "sorry" and fart 3%  \nFart and say "sorry" 6%  \nFart and pretend it's not their 22%  \nFart and ask for the credit 7% \n\ntake these links, they really help\nhttp://users.utu.fi/~snapir/fart/cgi-bin/survey.cgi\nhttp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9395\nhttp://www.heptune.com/farts.html
1045362
All the time. But I usually fart, burp, sneeze, and then vomit. Sometimes I pee myself a little with all the chaos, but it's never too messy.
889497
LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
1025059
Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
997621
Stop yourself right beforehand 5 or 6 times then when you finally do, DUCK!
154907
eat alot of beans or other food that has alot of carbohydrates.  also take just a pinch of yeast with the food.  in 24 hours you'll be farting enough to light a fire.
137593
its amazing the questions people come up with, its even more amazing that people answer them. I have a regular bowel movement approx. 10 times a week. Yearly bowel movements bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "full of SH*T"
183971
to pee, about 4 to take a dump, 1.
84926
laugh, and then fart myself more and likely.
309308
LMAO DRidiot! I think your 6 years old.. \n\nHow can you ask a question like that.\n\nHmm How many times a day does your dog fart?.
1028586
My wife would probably abuse me and tell me I am a smelly so and so, however on that note, everyone must fart, otherwise the consequnces could be much worse than a few minutes of bad air........ COLIC would have to be one of the most non fatal crippling pains known to mankind ..... It's better to fart a little, than to keep it in and become a cripple :)\n\nIf you are going to Fart real loud .... make sure you done have any follow through, other wise this is a Shart not a fart, and is considered very embarrasing, and the wife wont be to impressed when she has to try and get the product of your SHART out in the wash.
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i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!