where can I fine carbonated vaseline?
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Try an adult toys store.
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Or you can order 1 litre here:\nhttp://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/search/ProductDetail/SIAL/339741
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Alka Seltzer GOLD has always worked for me Check out here for more info\nhttp://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000998.htm
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SOME LUBE  http://www.boybutterlubes.com/ lol
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honestly i just use vaseline my bf loves it and always tells me how soft my lips are.
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drugstore or pharmacy maybe
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Try your local pharmacy, they are called TED hose.\nWalgreeens carries them if you have one in your area.
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Usually, Vaseline works the best.  Put it on at night and let it sink in overnight.  In this morning, dab it with a tissue so it doesn't look greasy.
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there is\ngo here and buy some\nhttp://www.buygoatcheese.com/butter.html
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I know you can buy taps at the budweiser store in sea world.  try checking with a local beer dist.
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You might actually be able to get a bottle of the stuff at a Rexall Pharmacy.\n  Rexall stores are becoming fewer and fewer these days but I have found alot of those old medicines there.\n  I recently found bottles of coke syrup.  Often used a long time ago before Pepto became so popular.\n  You are more likely to find a Rexall Pharmacy in those little quaint out of the way towns.           GOOD LUCK
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Go on line. Butterball is a products. Go from there.
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your location please..i can recomment you one best product..
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3 words: Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline!\nIf you aren't familiar with Vaseline, I suggest you spend some time together. Vaseline is oily, feels extremely greasy, is clear, and does not easily come off, even after washing your hands. These properties make it the perfect substance to put wherever an unsuspecting hand might push, touch, or grasp. Such places include, but are not limited to: \ndoor knobs, \nlamp light knobs, \ncar door handles and stereo dials, \nhair brush handles, \ncurling iron handles, \ncooking utensils, \nphones, \nalarm clock switches, \nany metal handles, \nlight switches, \nmany more places that I'm sure will pop into your head! \nWhat makes Vaseline such a great gag, is that 1) it feels absolutely disgusting when you first unknowingly touch it, 2) you may not know what it is right away so that’s disgusting, 3) even if you know what the goop is, it is still gross that Vaseline somehow got on the place you just touched and is also now on your fingers and hands, 4) it can make the object it was smeared on difficult to use, and 5) you now have take the time to clean it from your hand and the object you just touched.\nPerhaps the most comedic application of Vaseline is when placed on a lamp knob in a dark room, where the person has no other source of light and is forced to use the lamp’s slippery knob or sit in the dark. Speaking from first-hand experience, turning a lubed-up knob is an almost impossible task, unless you first wipe off the Vaseline, even then, if any of the lubricant remains, it is still a daunting challenge. \nYou might want to try taking Vaseline to your next family get-together. Place some on doorknobs, especially the front door, and watch your relatives find a little something special when they try to let themselves in.\nThe vaseline thing is funny, funny, funny. I found the best place to put it is the the toliet seat. Man o'man I did it to my sister. I forgot that I put it on the seat and when she sat on it she sliped off and she had that vaseline shit all over her. It was funny.
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All grocery stores and drug stores sell it.  Don't know where you are so I can't give you names.  Look in the soaps and it should be there.
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Never heard of flavored wipes, but you can buy flavored lubricants from Amazon.com or a Spencer's (store we have in our mall). Put flavored lubricants in search engine and something is bound to come up. Just make sure it's a trusted site if you tend to buy online. Look around in your city or town for novelty shop.
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any drug store would work