How can you suck up to your teacher and get candy?
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Go the extra mile and be nice to the teacher and help out when  she needs help and than help with other things like cleaning the classroom, clearing the board, bringing her gifts, etc.
636693
yo if i were still in preschool and had the same teachers i had they would probaly love some chocolate to relax after a long day of working with little kids and also take them out for a evening of food, shopping and spas and all that other girl stuff that females love doing.  OR you don't even have to take them out you can give them a gift card or something to get all the things listed above done by themselves or if you wanna go to the extreme offer to sub for them and then let them take a day off. and oh give them a childrens book and tell your children  to let them know (the teachers)  what they have learned from them.
662199
Give him a candy bar, take him to lunch and do all of his work too today.  he'll be much nicer to you from then on.
283862
Make it Fun!!! Tell some jokes...show some movies...do ANYTHING that other (boring) teachers don't do. No matter what you do, though, always MAKE IT FUN.
851896
So, sounds like teacher wants a recipe for a "fun Halloween" that appeals to all the senses .... so, sight (maybe scary decorations), sound (maybe scary noises), taste (sweet candy?), smell (the burning candle in the jack'o'lanterns, maybe), feel (maybe something like that silly game where you put your hand in a bowl of peeled grapes and someone tells you they are eyeballs!)\n\nI think what the teacher is looking for is just a "recipe" of different Halloween-y type things that you might assemble for a fun Halloween party, and describe different things at your party and how they would appeal to each sense.
445558
Become a sweet tooth and eat lots of candy lol
456185
>you could get black peices of paper and little flashlights for you kids turn the classroom lights out and have the kids move their peice of paper over the flashlight and have them see that the light comes around the edges \nInstuctions\nMaterials\n>popsicle sticks\n>glue or tape\n>black peice pf paper \n>scissors \n>flashlight\nDirections\n>out line the inner circle of the flashlight\n>cut on that line\n>glue or tape a popsicle stick on the black peice of paper\n>turn on the flashlight and move the black peice of paper in front of the flashlight\n\n>this is what my second grade teacher did and i had a ball
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Ask one of the teacher's for help.
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Depending on your level of education, it might be appropriate to give your teacher a thank you card at the end of the year or semester.  You can also simply tell them that you appreciate the good job they are doing at any time.  Don't give gifts or come across as trying to win the teacher's favor for a good grade.  That could work to your disadvantage.
66969
try to suck her a lot, ask her to eat a lot of sour things if her throat can handle.
1041152
Get your guidance cousellor or a friend. Someting to help you. Sorry about your teacher.
203676
Candy is very cheap in bulk. You could turn a good profit selling it.
293709
All you need to go is get hundreds of bouncy balls. Then when the bell rings for you to leave or go to class have everyone though them just randomly. The good thing is balls are going everywhere and none of the teachers for principles can pin it on one student.
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1)buy him/her school lunch\n2)ignore them\n3)pray for them\n4)tell them you got rabies\n5)tell a grown-up\n6)bully them back\n7)get a group of friends and tell that bully is all against him/her\n8)run\n9)change schools\n10) just face it and kick ass!!
336248
Hit him with a BIG stick in the teeth...CRACKALAKA...and drag 'em to AA, or you could tie him down and poke him with a hot stick until he gives in(my personal favorite)
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Well, if you know someone thats a senior in your school, tell him/her about this guy, and let this senior that you know ask him to get an ice cream or something or eat with him for lunch, sit with them talk to them , just be yourself and believe in yourself, trust me it will work.
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start with easy things,start talking to people in your class,your face and mimics are alson important.looking puzzled in a funny way or laughing to their jokes would work.and having a special joke really works,something that only you two would understand and laugh at.