How can I get a urine test kit for my mule? I think he's been eating my "plants" but can't prove it yet.
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you think hes eaten enough that you could smoke him???\n\n\nwhere do you get papers big enough for a mule???\n\n\nis it hard to keep him lit???\n\n\n\nwhens the party start??
515339
He will probably use the restroom more often than normal. He might become sick due to excessive amounts of food or may acquire a parasite from the animals.
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You should stop and use some detox product. Otherwise you will have \nto substitute "clean" urine for your own (hard 2 do and can get you \nfired/denied benefits if you're caught)Here are some links:\nwww.urineluck.com\nwww.easydrugtesting.net/prd_1875.html\nwww.pretestedurine.com/products.htm \n\nYour system is likely to be clear of nicotine, cocaine, amphetamine, \nmethamphetamine, crack or crank in five to ten days if one or more \nof the following applies:\n\n* you use most days of the week\n* when you use, you use a moderate to large amount of drug\n* your history of using is greater than one year \n\nhttp://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/answerspot/message.php?message=201
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You seem to be an old liar...who is talking from his grave.........Come on.you cannot live without fluids for 14 days......and any intake of fluids will definetly make you pee.\n\nBtw check out if they are oozing or leaking from different holes.....
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It doesn't take much to test positive.  The stuff can show up in urine up to 30 days later.  The more often you use the higher the level builds.  It seems like the pot is already destroying your brains ability to think.  Hope you fail and learn a lessen.
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Urine, feces, expired individual, spoilage, fish
72075
He pees in your drink? I have no clue... what is it?
607265
True musk is from the musk-gland (scent glands) of a male Tibetan musk deer and is, chemically, muscone, (3-methylcyclopentadecanone).  It isnt part of the urinary system as such but is adjacent to it and, I think, imparts its odour to both faeces and urine. Yes, it contains pheromones which influences males and females of the same spedies smelling it.  A zoologist will tell you more, but what I can tell you is that it is used in many perfumes, (and, traditionally, some drinks in the Middle East).  Nowadays, perfumes often contain synthetic versions of it, of which there are three, which might be preferred by vegetarians or for ethical reasons, although I dont think they kill deer to get it...? Somebody reassure us, please.\nThe synthetic musks I can give you the chemical formulae of also, but I am sure you dont want to know except that it is interesting to see how elaborate these distictive scent molecules are.
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Well, *ahem,* that would be me.  I was walking through the streets of Denmark one day, passed old man 'Willards' house, up on Knot Hill, and smelt something the likes of which had my nostrils dancing and flairing outward that you'd a thought I was trying to talk through them.. So, I says to my buddy (my mule, at the time), "Something is rotten in Denmark!"\nWell, dangnabit, that mule went and told all his friends and well, there you have it.\nDirect from the source.\nMe
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check if there is a rattle snake inside!!\nlol j/k
1012128
you can buy snake repelant at most garden centers. you can also buy coyote urine at a garden center which freaks out most animals (including me).
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gross, but...\n\n" Urine is collected from animals in game farms, zoos and preserves. These wild game care providers are fully regulated by the appropriate state agencies. Those agencies conduct regular inspections of each facility to assure that the facility meets all health and treatment standards established by each agency. The urine is collected via floor collection drains in pens and cages and the animals are always treated in a most humane manner. In addition, these wild game care providers find that the revenue generated by the renewable resource of urine delivers a much needed income stream that allows these providers to keep many more animals alive and healthy."
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I had a llama with a similar problem. I taught him how to parascend, using a length of bamboo and 48 hand stitched fruit bats. Hey presto... problem solved.
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Call a store named "Curious Goods" in Lafayette, La. and order from them.  You can get urine cleaner and shampoo for your hair but be sure and have your own test done prior to the "important" test!  You can also get synthetic urine and heat packs to bring it up to the proper temp. They sell to many oil field/offshore workers who are tested regularly!  Oh yeah--just in case you are interested and can afford one-last time I was there they also had Tommy Chong Bongs for sale!
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I am assuming you are concerned with the olfactory response of most culinarist while eliminating urine post consumption of Asparagus.  A review of this phenomena has been done.  A quote to give you an idea:\n\n"All investigations in the literature have been subjective, the urine being smelled by individuals (sometimes a panel of individuals) who had been previously shown to be able to positively smell and identify asparagus-related odorous urines. However, with subjective assessment, apprehension always exists concerning the results. "\n\nSo, they can't even decide on who smells what.  Anyhow, the paper is easy to follow, so go have fun, it covers beetroot as well.  As to why it "makes" it through your system so fast, the odor producing chemicals are quite soluble, and serum levels of highly soluble ingested chemicals can be detected in a few minutes.  Try taking a liquid B vitamin supplement a few minutes before you need to relieve yourself.  It gets glowing yellow quite rapidly.  Hope this answers your question.
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Sorry, folks, but this time it was NOT MJ! Supposedly, it was banned ingredient from an Urbal Tea. He should have asked his trainer or those familiar with acceptable substances, since he'd already tested postive numerous times. Too bad, because he now needs the money!
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I was cleaning my dogs kennel this morning and my dog decided to pee on my leg.   It wasn't funny then and I'm not sure if it is funny now.  \nAnyone want to buy a couple of Huskeys.