Y? is yo momma so ugly?
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your just mad cause your short and you wish you had a hot soccer mom.\n\n\nand you seem weird
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YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU \nYo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over! \n\nYo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\nYo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\nYo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" \n\nYo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!" \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\nYo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. \n\nYo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got her own area code! \n\nYo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! \n\nYo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! \n\nYo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! \n\nYo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\nYo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\nYo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\nYo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\nYo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! \n\nYo momma so fat she sat on a
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Oh God yes...I am sick of them and their exagerrated looks. Sure they are attractive...but angelina looks like a skinny rat with a sausage permanately stapled on her mouth!! sry
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Jay Z has an ugly *ss face but you have 2 admit he has nice teeth.
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here u go.\nhttp://prescottvillage.com/images/chief_ogemaw.jpg\nhe's really ugly.
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I dont know, but they are ugly as hell and look hideous.
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Not to be mean but she is the first pretty heavy woman who lost weight and is now ugly, in my opinion. Even her personality is on the ugly side these days...
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Yo momma so fat...oh nevermind.
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Yo momma so fat, she uses asian girls for chopsticks!\n\nSorry, saw the id and couldnt resist :)
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you sound as dum as ugly
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Ew, hideous avatar, sorry whats the question?
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains. \n\nYo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.\n\nYo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.\n\nYo momma so old she still owes Jesus $2.\n\nYo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.\n\nYo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around. \n\nYo Mamma So Fat...\n- Yo Mamma is so fat she could have played the gorilla in King Kong\n- Yo Mamma is so fat when she trips rainbows Skittles fall out\n\nYo Mamma So Dumb...\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought X-Men was a porno movie because of the X\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought DSL stood for D*** Sucking Lips\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb when she went to the bank she asked for daylight savings in her bank account\n\n- Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow she beated the sun in a "Whose more yellow?" contest.\n\nYo Mammas So fat that when she goes to hungry Jacks she eats Jack\n\nYo Mommas so fat that when she got hit by a train she says ''Who threw that stone''\n\nYo Mommas so fat her family theme song is ''We are family,,,Hungry Jacks McDonalds and me,,, We are Family C'Mon every body lets sing'' \n\n \n Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sucks all the water from her body.  \n \nYour mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light \n\nYo mamma is so ugly that when she saw a cop he told her to get out of here and she asked why, and he said it's illegal to have an ugly face in America. \n\nYour mamma is so fat, before god said there be light, he had to tell her to move out of the way… \n\nYo Momma so fat she has to use I-95 as a Slip-N-Slide\n\nYo Momma so old that when I told her to act her age she died \n\nYo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!\n\nYo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.\n\nYo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.\n\nYo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.\n\nYo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.\n\nYo mama's like a pirate, there she blows\n\nYo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH \nMY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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ugly but religious LOL
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Look at an ugly person!
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NO I hate her like hell. She's not even good looking. And i feel that's she's really dumb. mayb her brains are in a size of a peanut or her bikini!!
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i dont like old skool . hes got a mouth full of crap   anyways that would be cool if they were called a$$ jockey but honestly i think the only A$$ in here is old skool\n\nno offence old skool but  we dont really want to hear your smart comments and if you want to say things like that go try to get on the new season  of yo momma  its in NY if you can afford to get there
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Yo Mama Jokes [collected by Lamda]\n-----------------------------------------\n\n\nYo mama is so ugly:\n\n\nYo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."\n\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\n\nYo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower\n\nYo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.\n\nYo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck\n\nYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.\n\nYo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras\n\nYo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her\n\nYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.\n\nYo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"\n\nYo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.\n\nYo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.\n\nYo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.\n\nYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.\n\nYo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!\n\nYo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!\n\nYo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!\n\nYo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!\n\nYo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!\n\nYo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!\n\nYo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!\n\nYo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!\n\nYo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life\n\nYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!\n\nYo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!\n\nYo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!\n\nYo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints\n\nYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!\n\nYo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.\n\nYo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.\n\nYo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.\n\nYo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!\n\nYo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.\n\nYo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.\n\nYo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\n\n\n---x---\n\n\nYo mama is so stupid:\n\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes\n\nYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind\n\nYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!\n\nYo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nYo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!\n\nYo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refun