At the board in a large class, instead of passing gas you have a cosmic explosion of diaharia.What do you do?
470242
You simply excuse yourself, go home, change, and prepare the paperwork for a transfer to a school across the country.\n\nEither that, or simply say, "Well. I guess we now know that Ex-lax works."
1117519
Explain that to your professor and ask for an extension
622387
Bring a small bag of recyclables and dump them on the floor while stating a statistic like "___% of the trash covering our earth is recyclable."  Make sure you're not dumping anything too difficult to pick back up after you're finished.  Your teacher may not want to be surrounded by trash all day.
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Get a glowing splint (piece of wood that is still burning out). \n\nPlace near the oxygen and it will glow brighter as it uses the oxygen to burn more.\n\nPlace near the hydrogen and you will hear a 'pop' sound. \n\nHope that helps! :)
474321
Can you rent an alternate space that's bigger? How about renting a tent? Or a mobile classroom? That's all I could come up with. <*)))><
538164
Gas... because you can take medicine after medicine but they keep coming back... you cant stop them!
895466
Holy sh!t, the EXACT thing happened to me TODAY! I was taking a test when BAM my stomach is rumbling and ravaging like a goddamn freight train.\n\nWhat I usually try to do is eat a lot before going to class. So if you can, sneak a snack in before class, maybe some fruits or veggies. That, or drink a bunch of water to supress hunger. Basically what is happening is that is not only your stomach finishing off digesting food, but you're nervous because of others around you, causing food to digest even FASTER. \n\nYeah, its a pretty silly situation sometimes, but just try to loosen up like I did, and learn to laugh at it.
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I wondered where you had been.  You think way, WAY outside the box, don't you!?  I thought the question was pretty disgusting until I read the additional details.  What an imagination.  My only thought is, that's a lot of contained gas and wouldn't the funnel explode?
752222
its a very long, arduous class that really is very little fun.  skip class today.\n\n**edit**\n\nsee the rest of the comments?  i told you...
712860
are you in that room? man you must be in some seroius trouble. i suggest you burn down both doors and do a tribal dance to see wich is the way out.
429661
Space, it seems to go on and on forever. \n\nBut then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you......
905411
Use your imagination.\n\nAnd maybe you could  ask someone else in your class what they think about the whole thing.
938767
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
380143
Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
233000
1. Make a distration\n2. Close you're @$$ cheeks together \n3. Yell while farting\n4. Balme it on the teacher\n5. Fart in a direction and blame it on someone else
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omg! mine did too! thats so sick...he kept on calling on me in class.. i had to sit in the first row! he made me be partners with this one nerd...so that i could jus to tell him that he is pissen me off! he was talkin about condoms in class! he was demonstrating this experiment...like a bag over a stick..and he made me hold it...i was like Hell No!
405797
heat the pure gas in a sealed tube in absence of air. it breaks up into its components. you've got solid yellow sulphur.