how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris doesn't use soap in the shower, BOILING WATER does the trick!
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none--- wood chucks cant chuck wood ----- duh
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A woodchuck could chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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That would depend on the weight of the woodchuck.  A small one pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 1.5 pounds of wood.  But a larger 10 pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 15 pounds of wood... an impressive feat.  I'm more interested in peter piper and his pecks of pickled peppers.
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IF a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would chuck about 700 lbs in the course of digging a burrow.\n\nPlease remember that to 'chuck' something means to THROW it, not EAT it.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A wood chuck could chuch lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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As much wood As a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\nthis is the sensible answer.\ni have read the links provided for the same question answered by the\ngoogle researchers but it is very complex i could not understand it\ndid u understand it?\n\nAfter much research from internet which iam doing for the past 6 years.\ni have found a reasonable answer for your q.\n\nANSWER:\nAbout 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not\nadept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell,\nwoodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of\n2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume\nof a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the\nhole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked\nabout 700 pounds' worth\n\n\n\ncheck this links\nhttp://www.beercanbob.com/bobfaq.html\nhttp://nethistory.dumbentia.com/nm8801.html\nhttp://people.cornell.edu/pages/rcd9/surv.html\nhttp://www.lib.washington.edu/Ougl/fun/qboard/wood.html\nhttp://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~naclhv/seekersfaq.htm#q7\nhttp://stpeter.holyinn.org/www/ramblings/1098.html\nhttp://www.beercanbob.com/bobfaq.html\nhttp://www.bathroomreader.com/faq.htm#20\nhttp://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=639629&lastnode_id=16056\nhttp://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&as_qdr=all&q=+%22+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood++%22+origin+answer&btnG=Google+Search
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If solved, it is the answer to, "How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood".
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Provided a woodchuck could chuck wood, it may be assumed that he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, although the actual amount of wood in terms of board feet would vary according to the physical capabilities and motivation of the particular woodchuck in question. This of course is contingent on the proposition that a woodchuck, would in fact, be capable of chucking wood. This is a fascinating hypothesis, and we all look forward to hearing more such thought provoking questions in the future.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck!
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oh great I knew one day some one would ask this ? lol... well i a wood chuck cant chuck would so if a wood chuck could chuck wood it cant it is impossible lol