...Whats your best pickup line? Have you had any success?
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Number 5\n\n"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."\nBelieve it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution. \n\nNumber 4\n\n"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."\nIf you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one. \n\nNumber 3 \n\n"What's your name?"\nInstead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities. \n\nNumber 2 \n\n"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."\nExtremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while. \n\nNumber 1 \n\n"So what haven't you been told tonight?"\nVery original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident
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You are such a tease hehehe, That is the best first Line I have seen to draw us males in hehehehe\nTo cool\n\nPeace
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Don't use a pick-up line - she'll see right through you, and determine you too nerdy to continue talking with.\n\nJust be cool. Ask her a question that gets her talking about herself and, even if you have to fake it, act interested. Girls love that!
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well it depends..I've gotten hit on with awful lines but the guys were just trying to break the ice by makin me laugh, but other men just take it to another level when they're actually seriuos!
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LOL nice try! wish you luck
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Oh my goodness....I have one.\n\nIt was right after I got out of a very long, very terrible relationship, yet it was before I met my husband.  I was sitting at my house with my roommate and one of those commercials came on TV for the telephone dating service.  TeleMates or something like that.  Well, I had been drinking just a bit so I decided to call it for fun.\n\nWell, I instantly was on the line with this guy who was a little older than me, who sounded really nice.  He described himself as being extremely nice looking with gorgeous blue eyes, etc. etc.  I was like "YES!!! Let's meet up for a date."\n\nSo a couple of days later, this guy was coming to pick me up.  I got ready for HOURS! (I hadn't been single in years, so I was so nervous about this "blind date")  My roommate was there, and a few of our friends were there to meet this guy.\n\nWell, we hear a car pulling into the driveway and my roommate runs to the window and is peeking out.  She turns around and starts laughing and she's like "He totally lied to you.  You are not going to like this."  I kept smiling, thinking that she was joking.  No, as it turns out, she was just being nice.\n\nThis guy looked NOTHING like he had described.  He had on huge thick glasses, he was like 4 inches shorter than me and about 30 pounds more than what he described.  He also had told me he was a great dresser, and lets just say this was a lie too!  The only thing he had in common with what he told me was that he had blue eyes!  That was it!\nSo this guy comes in and he's holding a rose, and I instantly feel like a b!tch for being so judgemental.  I thought, maybe he is a really nice guy, so I decided not to fake sickness as I had originally planned and take a chance on him. If anything, he could just be a friend that I hung out with.\nSo we go on our date.  He asks me where I want to go eat.  I tell him I'm not picky, I'm content with McDonalds double cheeseburgers.  So he decides to take me to a nice Mexican restaurant downtown.  We go in, and we're sitting there talking and sure enough, he is a nice guy.  So then he offers to buy me a drink.  I tell him I like margaritas.  He orders me the biggest margarita they have, one that costs over 10 bucks and comes in a cup that looks like a bowl!  So I drink the margarita.  He buys another one.  I drink it.  We finish eating and then we leave. \nSo he stops at a store, asks me do I smoke, I say yes.  He goes in, buys me several packs of cigarettes and a lighter.  And a case of beer.  I'm like WTF, but okay.....\nSo he gets a call on his cell phone and asks would I like to stop by his house, that his brother is having a "party" there.  I say sure, and figure if this is a trick, I have my pepper spray in my purse!\nSo we go to his house and it is only his brother there!  There is no party.  Apparently, I am the party.  So we sit around and drink some beers, have some conversation.  Then my cell phone rings and it is my former best friend (who is a guy) I talk only for a minute before telling him maybe we can hang out later, then hang up.  The guy I'm on a date with gives me this weird look and he's like "Was that a guy?" As I explain to him that it was my best friend, who I dated when I was 15, but since then, he's engaged and has two kids, he just looks pissed.  He grabs my purse up from bside me, shoves it into my hands and tells me he's taking me home.\nAs we're driving down the road, I start to tell him I had a fun time with him, and this dude just starts freaking out on me.  I remember he told me "You're nothing but a player.  You're one of those girls, you just play good guys like me.  Do you get off on playing people and doing them wrong?"  Of course, I'm like What the hell are you talking about?  So this guy proceeds to just b!tch me out:  I take you out and treat you right and you just screw me over.  That'
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Pickup lines are lame. What you have to do is have an excuse to make someone talk to you.\n\nHere's what you have to do:  Walk into the room with your hands full of 4 drinks (they have to be closed bottles of beer or malt beverages so that you don't look like some creepy guy trying to give some shady drink).  With your hands full, announce to the room:  "Who needs a drink?"\n\nPass out one or two of the drinks to guys nearby to the girl that you want to pick up.  Then, hand the girl a drink, even if she already has one in her hand, say "here, have another."  If she's at all interested, she'll keep the drink, saying thanks or explaining why she likes another brand of beer better, etc. and you can start a conversation.  Open your drink and start chatting.  If she's not interested at all, pass out the last drink that you have in your hand to another person in the room, then "realize" that you have to go get yourself a drink.  It's a great exit strategy if you've made an ass of yourself, non-threatening to the girl, and instead of a cheesy pickup line you have an excuse to start talking to her.
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I don't know what these people are talking about, I flirt all the time and because of this I have never had any trouble finding someone to be with. The trick is to be confident and sweet. And if you have a good sense of humor use it like crazy... but don't bray at your own jokes like a donkey, that's NOT attractive. Give it a try ladies and gents, it works ;)
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a better one, How do you get 4 Greeks on a bar stool?\nTurn it upside down\nWhat is the most used pick up line in a gay bar?\nCan I push in your stool?
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"well are you a parking ticket? cause youv got fine written all over you. "\n\nokaaaay.... wat a wonderful pick-up line...?!?!\n\n you so corny....lol
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Well first of all there is no such thing as a good pick up line. Girls don't fall for that kind of stuff. At least not any girl worth wasting any time over. The best thing to do is to start talking to a girl as friends first, get to know her a bit, but not too much, just so that you could call her a casual friend. The best way to do this is ask alot of questions about her, and don't talk too much about yourself. Naturally humans see good conversationalists as those who ask questions, because in a conversation we love to talk about ourselves. But make sure you mention yourself a little. Also a little tip for keeping a conversation going is to start your next line with whatever she just said. For example\n\nyou: So are you planning on going on holiday anywhere this year?\ngirl: oh yeah I'm going to Mexico\nyou: mexico? wow, sounds nice, it's a really beautiful place during the summer. what kind of music are you into?\ngirl: I like a lot of R n B music.\nyou: R n B, cool, I like a lot of R n B. So do you go to a lot of concerts?\ngirl: Not really, but I went to see Destiny's Child before.\nyou: Destiny's Child, I like them, a shame that they split... etc..\n\nThis is good because the repetition of what she says makes her feel like you're listening, plus it keeps the conversation going. Even if you don't know much about what she's talking about, just ask further questions about it. "oh I don't know too much about that, what's it like?" etc.\nEventually let it evolve into natural conversation. Don't force things too much though.\n\nCompliment her, but not heavily. Just little things once you've gotten to know her a bit such as "your eyes look pretty today", but nothing too much and not too often. Also compliment her on things that don't matter so much, like compliment a freckle, her voice, her hand writing. Little things are often the ones that are mostly appreciated.\n\nAnd I know you said you didn't want to have someone say "just be yourself" but you know, what's the point of being with someone who doesnt want to be with the real you? Hope it works out for you.
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hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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lol  same ol' lame-o has worked for me for YEARS:\n\n.....Do I know you from somewhere?  You look REALLY familiar...  What's your name?  I'm Whoeveryouare.  What do you do?  blah blah blah  Did you ever work over at blah blah blah? \n\nThen you've got a whole conversation going.  Just don't do it to the three guys sitting right in a row at the bar.  :-)
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I think the best way to flirt is to be yourself, that way you won't get into trouble with the Better Business Bureau for false advertising.  Heh.\n\nSeriously, you have to figure out what your assets are and play them up or make sure you get to show them off, you know what I mean?  Like, if you have a witty sense of humor or something, or if you're a really good charmer, or if you've got beautiful eyes, etc., you need to use all of those things to your benefit.  I have found that because I'm good at listening to people, people don't mind having conversations with me.  So, that said, if you're not good at making conversation, all you have to do is start it off by asking the person you're attempting to woo to tell you about themselves because when all else fails, people will always love to talk about themselves.  Then all you have to do is take an active interest in whatever it is they're talking about, and you're in!  \n\nGood luck!
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Mine was - Did my friend give you my number? I said no and then he blushed and asked my out for a drink.  We are now married with child
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Not all women think it is a pick up line.  And actually if someone other then my hubby were to give me a compliment as you have done, I would say thank you with a smile!\n\nPick up lines are a dime a dozen.  And I believe that a mature woman would realize that it is nothing more then a comment and should make them feel really great about how they look and that someone with an eye such as yours is exactly what they need to boost their egos!
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The worst breakup line of all time is the whole "It's not you, it's me" lie.\n\nThe worst pick up line I've ever heard is from a guy that already had a girlfriend:  "What do you consider cheating?"