What does the chicken cross the road?
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To get away from Colonel Sanders!
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No, no no..\n\nThe chicken crossed the road because, the UN slapped sanctions on him, saying if he didn't cross the road, then he was no longer going to be able to eat. But when they discovered the chicken could fend for himself, they threatened air strikes over his farm..so, he decided to go ahead and cross the road.
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because the chicken was on strike!
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she likes to cross the roads
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from the chicken....wink wink
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How do you really know it did cross? Everyone assumes the chicken crossed but maybe it's a myth.
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riding on a chicken!!!!????
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The question should be, "What's the difference between a dead chicken and a dead trombone player laying in the middle of the road?"\n\nThe answer?\n\nThere is a slight possibility that the chicken was on his way to a gig.
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He was stuck to the chicken.
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Because there chicken legs arent strong enough to walk!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road\n\nThere are various stories of it's origin...
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chicken, small and quick yet the eyes in the sky
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here is few answer on Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road ?   \nWhat The Experts Had To Say... \n\nKindergarten teacher:   Because it wanted to get to\nthe other side. \n\nAristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross\nroads. \n\nRonald Reagan : I forget. \n\nArthur Andersen (consultant) : \n\nDeregulation of the chicken's side of the road was\nthreatening its dominant market   position.  The\nchicken was faced with significant challenges to\ncreate and develop the competences required for the\nnewly competitive market.  Andersen, in  a  partnering\nrelationship with the client, helped the  chicken  by\nrethinking  its  physical  distribution  strategy and\nimplementation processes. Using the Poultry\nIntegration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken\nuse its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and\nexperiences to align the chicken people, processes and\ntechnology in support  of  its  overall  strategy\nwithin a Program Management framework. \n\nRichard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.\nI repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. \n\nComputer Programmer: In order for the chicken to cross\nthe road safely they would need more than one driver\nto access the server farm, if not they will hang in\nthe middle of the road. \n\nJerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,\nwhy doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck\nwas this chicken doing walking around all over the\nplace anyway?" \n\nBill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken\nOffice 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will\nlay eggs, file your important documents, and balance\nyour checkbook. \n\nColonel Sanders (KFC): I missed one? \n\nBill Clinton:  I've had so many chicks, I can't\nremember...
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Well in creation "the chicken".
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Don't let it cross the road?
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A fence? A barn? A river?  OK I give up, What is the difference between a rooster, a hen, and a chicken?
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to eat the chicken it was chasing