When atheist have an orgas## , who do they call out to  ?
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There are 3 types of orgasm:\n\n1) The religious - "Oh God, Oh Jesus, Ohhhh Goooooddd!"\n\n2) The positive - "Oh yesss, yes! YES!"\n\n3) The fake - "Oh, oh, oh Patrick!"
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Could atheists call themselves atheists if they formed a religion,  dude that's deep.... pass the bong....  what were we talking about  *cough*  *cough*
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I'd prefer the Atheist party over the Christian party.  The Atheist would leave people alone and let them worship as they see fit.
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My best friend is an atheist. He doesn't claim to be spiritual. Actually, I have never met an atheiist who claimed to be spiritual.
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Atheists are intelligent. Intelligent people use computers. Computer users are often found on the Internet. Therefore, you're likely to meet a lot of atheists on the Internet.\n\nAlso, on the Internet nobody can back away from you, or tell you that you're no longer welcome at their social gatherings, or forbid their kids to play with your kids, just because they've learned what you really believe (or don't believe). These things happen to atheists every day; and I for one am relieved to have an outlet like Y!Answers where I don't have to worry about such things.
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I agree if I ask a question directly to christians it ok but if I say anything about atheist I get deleted. twice for you? Ha im up to 5 now so im winning. I just had an answer deleted cause I said an atheist I responded to was an idiot but they do it all the time.
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I am a atheist and I say, "kittens". It is my catch all phrase for all things that make me angry. I do not know why it just came to me one day when I was not praying.\n\n\nps. I like your posts, both answers and questions, can I name one of my fish after you. I would say one of my kids but the next one is going to be "Rumplestiltskin"(I am obligated, sorry)
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after seeing your answers over weeks on here. there is no smart-azz like you.\n\n  YOU butt-brain, on the chief troublemaker of all illiterate atheists that I have seen here.  Report me, you whimp. cry to mama like a average whimp.  atheists can dish it out by the shovelfuls  but only only take like a pacifier.
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Hey, can I start by raising the term Agnostic?  You know, if we got all the atheists and agnostics together we would probably out number all the religions in the world.  We could probably turn them into the quiet, life living people that we are.  It seems we are the only group of people that aren't trying to change everyone elses mind.  Why do the religious types have to go to the point of harrasment?  Religions only exist because all of us allow them to have their own oppinion.  I like to think we lead by example.
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There is only one God, but he/she is called by different names depending on who's doing the calling. Like my kids call me mom, their friends call me Mrs. ******, my coworkers call me ***, some of my friends call me *********, but I'm still the same person.
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why would you put this under religion?\nhow old are you?\nNo, and I wouldn't. \nWhat religion are you that requires this odd sort of ritual that disrespects others and contaminates their property?\nAre you a member of the poop stompers?\n\nI guess you are.
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Jehovah's witnesses. Mormons tend to challenge you on your beliefs. In my past experiences, when a Jehovah's witness came to my door, if I told them I was catholic (which I'm not) they would just say "ok" and leave. Mormons, on the other hand, wanted to "compare notes!!" I actually made friends with 4 mormon missionaries, and they really could have gotten into trouble if their superiors knew what they were doing! See, when mormons are going door to door, they aren't allowed to have radios, t.v.'s, or anything else that distracts them from their studies. (this was told to me by these guys.) Well, to make a long story short, they used to come to my house so they could sing karaoke with my girls and me. I have a system set up for home use as well as 2 others that I use for business. We had a good time. :)
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Your asking them about their relegion..what really makes them mad is when they say they dont believe in god and then you tell them they are going to hell...since they dont believe in god there is no hell to them
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Yes.  I've done tabling with an atheist group.  I have bumper stickers on my car.  If someone asks about my religion, I tell them I'm an atheist.  I tell people about Richard Dawkins' book, "The God Delusion".  I answer religious questions here.
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The only way I can really tell the difference is because Atheist seem to always start problems, I've been in fights with hundreds of them. \n\nReligious people seem to be able to find a middle ground and go from there. \nAtheist are too dumb to do that, I can't stand them and don't for long. \nTheir the assholes of the world.
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why does an atheist bother to poop?pooping is a gift from god?NOT...................................*SIGHS* another stupid atheist question
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In believing in nothing higher than themselves, doesn't that make the statement that they are the highest authority?  \n\nI think it's because in all their passion to reject God or anything greater, they seek to convince the world they are right so as to convince themselves they are right.  Since they have set themselve up to be the highest authority, believing in nothing higher, they must have the support of people.  Unless of cousre they view themselves above other people as well, which would make them simply insanely egotistical.\n\nOr it could simply be that God shaped void calling from within them in spite of their logical conclusion that God IS void.