Who should rid the world of Simon "The Coward" Cowell? And How?
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Yes, I noticed early on in the season that Simon has gotten nasty lately.  Though I can see where he's coming from on some of the "talent" that auditioned (there were some I really could not stand) there was no need to be rude about it.  Example, I can't beleive that Jayne girl who sang "Sweet Love" at the San Francisco auditions didn't get in.  Therefore, I have a wild idea.\n\nSend Simon to a production of Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera," then have him standing on a big X right before intermission, when the "chandelier crash" scene takes place.  Then we can all watch as the chandelier comes down upon his molecule-brained little head.  I guarantee, he would be killed instantly.  If he did survive, he would be paralyzed form the neck down.... LMAO!
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OJ Simpson and Judith Regan are parasites of the highest order. \n\nI'm glad Fox decided against their originally stupid decision.
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No, even then he'd be too stupid to live...I say just kill him off. Get him out of the gene pool.
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If he's annoying, turn the channel off.
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I've heard Marc Summers might be considered. Or Chuck Woolery would be good. But you never know who they'll pick. John O'Hurley just got the Family Feud host job. Still it will be really different without Bob. Everyone there loves Bob. I really wonder if the show can last without him. Now that you say that I want to try to get to a taping of the show before he retires.
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Get rid of the loser. Fast.
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Great Question!\n\n After recently reading MacSteed's answer to a question on, " Have you done something out of character, lately?" My vote would definitely have to go 'HANDS DOWN' to him. I literally laughed until I cried!!
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Simon Cowell\nEven though he appears to be a synical sh*t, he also appears to be much more interesting than Paula Abdul
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I agree with Robin, who needs either! But, if I had to choose, Hmmmm? Bye SIMON! The Fool is SO Full of Himself, How can he see talent?? Oh!! I did'nt see Mr. Blackwell, he was hiding behind Simons Fat Head. I say, 66 Both!!
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Get rid of George Bush
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Simon Philip Cowell (born October 7, 1959) is a British artist and repertoire ("A&R") executive for BMG, but is best known as a judge on the television programs Pop Idol, American Idol, and The X Factor, where he is notorious for his unsparingly harsh and occasionally controversial criticism of the contestants on these shows.\n\n\nBiography\nCowell was born in Brighton, England to Eric and Julie Cowell. He has three half-brothers (John, Michael and Tony) and a half-sister (June), as well as sister Lindsay Elizabeth and younger brother Nicholas. He also has 2 nieces and a nephew from Lindsay named Tanyette, Melissa and Joshua.\n\nCowell dropped out of secondary school at the age of 16 and started out in 1975 as a mail room clerk for EMI Music Publishing, where his father was an executive. He eventually worked his way up to record producer, but left during the 1980s and started his own label, Fanfare Records.\n\nHe found initial success, notably with singer (and girlfriend) Sinitta Malone. Soon, however, his financial investments began to fail and he returned home to live with his parents. An interview with Extra later revealed that he owed a bank about $1 million. During this time, he met Pete Waterman, a former DJ-turned-producer and founder of the then-aspiring Stock Aitken Waterman trio, who helped him regain success during the second half of the 1980s. Simon would later describe in interviews that he learned more from Pete Waterman in a short time than an entire career with a major label.\n\nIn 1989, he became an A&R consultant for BMG at the relatively young age of 29. During this time he signed a number of acts that made a mark in the pop music world, including Curiosity Killed the Cat, Sonia, 5ive, record-setting UK chart-toppers Westlife, and surprise actors-turned-singers Robson & Jerome. He also recorded the wrestlers of the WWF (Now WWE) with much success. Cowell subsequently set up his own label again, S Records.\n\nCowell became a judge on the first season of Pop Idol in 2001, and did the same for American Idol in 2002. His acerbic style of judging was a major reason for these shows becoming popular. This was especially so for American Idol, where in its first season talk about "that nasty guy Simon" gained the show media attention, more so than the hosts or contestants. Cowell's fame (or infamy) grew, fed by his deliberately insincere signature phrase, "I don't mean to be rude, but …". Cowell also appeared on the one-off World Idol program in 2003, where it became clear that each country's version of the Idol franchise had attempted to come up with its own "Simon". Further proving his effectiveness as a villain, in 2003 Cowell placed No. 33 on Channel 4's list of the all-time 100 Worst Britons.\n\nCowell's S Records signed the top two finishers of the first season of Pop Idol, Will Young and Gareth Gates, both of whom went on to have No. 1 UK hits. In June 2003, Cowell sold his half-share in S Records for US$42 million to BMG, thus becoming a multi-millionaire.\n\nCowell has not always been successful in his business ventures however. He produced the dating-based reality show Cupid in 2003 in the US, but it garnered negative reviews and failed to gain an audience.\n\n \nSimon Cowell, along with American Idol cojudges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson.In December 2003, Cowell published a book, I Don't Mean to Be Rude, But …. In it, he recounted his childhood, his years working in the music industry, his experiences on Pop Idol and American Idol, and finally, his tips for being successful as a pop star.\n\nEfforts begun in 2001 materialised in 2004, when Cowell returned to his group manufacturing roots with his latest brainchild, the internationally successful operatic pop group Il Divo, composed of four young opera singers of four different nationalities.\n\nIn 2004, Cowell created (under his production company Syco), and was a judge on the then new Br
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Andy Dick. \n\nJust a scary thought to be around him for more than 5 seconds let alone be stuck with him.\n\nOr K-Fed. Ugh.
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these days anyone whose been on telly once is a celeb.  But all the mingers on big brother are crap.  oh and madonna needs to retire.
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It better be Josh Blue.  He is by far the funniest out of everyone.  Everyone keeps saying the show is fixed.  So, if they kick him off, I will boycott the show.  Just like I did American Idol when Chris was voted off.
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Agreed, Barry Manilow is annoying and i wish they would quit having him on every season!!! he ugly and his music sucks!
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you got to go with cena. get rid of that obnoxious asshole chavo guerrero and his loud mouth bitchy "buisness manager" (his aunt!) vickie guerrero! eddie would be spinning in his grave!
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I heard this guy, looked him up on the web, he is one ugly toad. I think he is the most vile disgusting valueless piece of drivel slime that ever lived. I can't stand Howard Stern either but he is not the vile scum T Leykus is.