What would be the worst thing to hear from a woman when you're in bed with her?
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Anothers guys name or harder/deeper(if she means it) and your already as good as your gonna get. Or if she told you that she wished you had a body like an ex or just someone else with a hotter body than you. Your to fast. Or ****!!!, the condom just broke. Or may be if she asks if you wanna take a stop at the store saying "it might be a good idea i think my exes condoms will be too big". Or if you hear the soft plesant sound of her snoring in your ear.
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You have to realize that some women like nasty talk. B/c it turns them on..it make them want more and more!!!! It is not to embarassed you or anything but it just make the mood so much better. I wouldn't like to carry on a conversation b/c that is awkward for me. Why in the h*** would you want to talk about in that position? Unless it is "that feels good" or "yes,yes, yes". That is all I can think of. Never say what you can't do b/c I'm sure once you set your mind to it, you could:) Honey, if that is what your woman wants...do it!!!! That means more satisfaction for you!!!! Good Luck!!! Try it and see where it gets ya.
109095
Why not... what's the worst he can say?
170776
Only if the sex is bad
1100944
well my lady hates it when\n\ni ignore her\nplay the radio to loud\ntickle her\ndo random drive by boob grabbings \nand watch wrestling
443845
Only play this music if she wants to hear it.  Do not make the mistake of assuming what your partner wants in bed!  Ask her what she wants and be concerning when you do it.  She might say "I don't know".  If she does, then tell her to let you know when it feels good and when it doesn't.  Maybe it would feel best for her without music.  What matters most is what she wants.  Most men are sexually stimulated easier than most women.
353393
if i farted in bed while having sex \nthat should be the most hilarious thing I've ever done LOL
298656
Something fishy here Charlie : why does you want to hear from women only?   And how come no sex in your dreams?  The degree of repression required to achieve this staggers the mind of a simpleton like me.
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In my experiences, most women enjoy a little agressiveness in the bed. Try it once and if you like it, keep it up. Try anything at least once.
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You're going to have to tell her about it, just say it in a nice way, like " You're kind of stinky, want to take a shower together?"  Or maybe she needs to douche.
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Being in the presence of a willing and attractive sex partner.\nAlcohol.\nBeing hit really hard.\nFalling asleep.
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Laying next to her in bed watching her sleep. \nKnowing that this woman who shares my life is my true best friend and the only woman I would ever want to be with.\n\nWhen making love hearing her express the pleasure she has at my touch. The feeling of her soft skin against mine and the electricity that leeps from her to my hand. \n\nWatching her face as she looks at a child. The smile radiating love regardless of who the child belongs to.\n\nThe sound of her voice. The color of her eyes. The look of love she has in her face when she looks at me.\n\nThese are the best feelings I get from my lover....my wife.
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Hopefully she doesn't act too much like a lady.  Guys want a S_lut in the bedroom.
509689
she is practising moaning at you when she is awake and married to you !!
670157
Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
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Dont really think this is a good pickup line but it always cracked me up..\n\n"Those pants look great on you but they would look better on my bedroom floor"\nHahahahaha
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"i'm horny..."\n\n\nhehe, just kidding... hearing her voice is enough...