I want to make a humorous storyabout two men....plz help me if u have any experiences about telling stories?
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Beware! there are laws against plagiarism.
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Have it be in a basement, have a good topic, chill enviornment and cool people. make sure you have fake charactors too like on conan when they talk to the coked out werewolf... but better than that I cant think of a good example. nahmenyaherd?
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Try this idea..........For halloween we take a walk around the block with the kids and adults that want to go.....Everytime we come to a house that is empty and for sale, one of us makes up a story as to why they are moving, or who died there, or who was murdered there...........Some of our made up stoies are quite elaborate........they can be funny, sad or downright  gruesome.\nIt.s up to the storyteller to hold the interest of all.  Good luck!
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Don't try jokes on guys. They don't work with me...I mean they do...but not in the way that you might want them to.  You have to know this guy better to make him laugh.  Sometimes, the things people do and are serious about make a guy laugh.  It depends on my mood and the irony factor.  If it's not truly ironic...then it's not funny.
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I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
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dude that is the best story in the history of stories...how was the blow?
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start writing poems and read them with feeling, itä'll help you slow down and give life to your story telling beleive it or not!\nGood luck!
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Like u, I also write and I'm always coming up with ideas for new stories which I never get around to using. How about this...A middle-aged man gets married to a middle-aged woman. He has a daughter from his first marriage. She has a son from her first marriage. The "step-siblings" wants to get married...and all the complications that comes with the parents not supporting it. Then the parents have a baby together, and soon after die tragically in an accident, leaving the baby to be raised by the married "step-siblings"...
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There are a couple at ninjastories.com.  See the link below.  There are a few cool historical short stories at the second link.
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I think it would be great if you had stories of people doing stupid things. Even stories of everyday people doing stupid things everyday are everywhere. Even from your life I bet. People love to hear about comical stories of people doing stupid stuff on accedent. The just happen.
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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put real life everyday people in it & just be yourselfs tell the truth (no unrully lies about anybody!) and have fun. If the magizine is a flop turn things around an try things that are in other magiznes but youra should be true and original i and my friends say good luck and hope you have a success with however you want to go with whatever idea but remember the key rule just try your best to make thins fun and enteresting! good luck!!!!
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How did the couple meet? Was there anything funny on their first date or at the beginning of their relationship? There's nothing like a humorous story to catch the attention of everybody. Otherwise keep it short and simple and don't try to put it in rhymes unless you are really a poet - most of the time this sucks.\nTalk about what relationship you have with the groom, your friendship or whatever.\nEnd it with everybody raising their glasses and drinking to the happy couple's health.
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Keep them comming hun. you got the best jokes in town....online town that is, LOL
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I'm not a writer, so take this advice with a sense of humor.  Go through a lot of questions and answers on this site.  Some of the responses have knocked MY socks off and caused me to almost fall off my chair in fits of laughter.  Just take a spin around the site.  Lots of good ideas out there.  Just watch the language though.\n\nMerlin is correct,  the funniest things come from real life.\n\nGood Luck  HTH  (Hope This Helps)
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I don't have a example, but all you have to do is tell a normal story, than exaggerate the details, like "I was walking through the woods and I met a giant talking frog"  Just make up as much unbelievable stuff as possible, but make sure the main story is believeable.
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I like onewhitewhiskar's answer.  She has given you some good ideas.\n\nI would suggest you keep it simple.  Sometimes if you try to make it too convoluted or put too much in there, the writing just doesn't work.  Unless you are really good at making up stuff, don't try to get into complicated plots and stories.  Write about what you know.  Write as if you are telling a story.  Think aobut how you would tell it to someone, and then write it down that way.  \n\nOk, now stop and think for a minute.  Think about some of the most interesting or funny or different things that have happened to you.  Have you gone on a special trip?  Have you visited an interesting place?  Do you have a pet that does really funny stuff?  How about your neighborhood?  Are there odd characters?  Have you been on a boat trip?  Did your grandparents do something speical or different?  Have they ever talked to you about how things were when they were your age?  What's your favorite thing to do - do you have a special hobby you can write about?  Is there  something you know a lot about that others might be interested in? \n\nYou see, people can write well about things that are very familiar to them.  I will give you a few "starter" sentences to think about, but make up one of your own if none of these work for you.\n\n"As I walked home from school last week I saw the strangest thing around the corner from my house."  \n\n"Last summer I visited ...."\n\n"Have you ever watched .... bees at their hive .... or salmom in a stream .... puppies playing .... shooting stars ... waves on the beach ..... sailboats .... the sidewalk market on Saturday .... your brother's baseball game .... someone making dinner .... fourth of July fireworks ..."\n\n"I'm really looking forward to ...."\n\n"My best friend is .... "\n\n"The most fun I ever had was when ....."\n\n"Yesterday my dog .... "\n\nSome final thoughts ... jot down some thoughts and ideas about your topic first.  Do an INternet search to see if you get some more ideas about your topic.   \nI hope this helps you think about what you might do for your writing project.