I have to give a talk at our bowling banquet. Where can I find bowling jokes?
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This site's cute (go here first): http://www.aikiweb.com/humor/matthews1.html\n\nShopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley\n\nHere's a precious one:\nWhen I was younger, I believed that God was bowling-- The thunder was the ball rolling, and lightning was caused by the pins being knocked down. If it rained, it was because God got a bad score.\n\nHere's an actual letter from a little girl to her God:\n\nDear GOD,  \n\nIs it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?  \n\n-Anita\n(this one's from: http://www.kamglobal.org/Children/jokes.html)\n\nA sign that you're no longer a kid: 31. You can go bowling without drinking.\n(From http://www.icugro.com/jokes.htm )\n\nDirty: I've given up bowling for sex because you don't have to take your shoes off and the balls are lighter.\n\nIf you have a great memory:\nhttp://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2003/10/bowling.html\n\nIn a speech, you can somehow manipulate these suggestions into jokes:\nhttp://www.ahajokes.com/spo22.html\n\nIf you're into the dirty funnies:\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/jokes-bowling_jokes-p1.htm\n\nIf you're actually going to bowl:\nhttp://www.ahajokes.com/spo20.html\n\nRemember those rediculous dumb blonde/brunette jokes? Here's one:\nhttp://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=1959&id=1\n\nOn a bumper sticker: What did God do on the eighth day? Go bowling?\n\nThe Bowling Excuse... \n    Dave works hard at the office and often comes home late. So, for his\n    birthday, his wife wants him to relax and enjoy himself. She decided to take\n    him to a Hollywood strip club.\n\n    When they arrive, the doorman says, "Dave, how's it going?"\n\n    His wife is puzzled and asks if he?s been to this place before.\n    "No," answers Dave. "That fellow is on my bowling team."\n\n    When they?re seated, a waitress asks Dave if he?s like his usual Sam Adams.\n\n    His wife is getting uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for\n    her to know that you drink Sam Adams."\n\n    "No," he replies. "She's in the ladies' bowling league. My team shares lanes\n    with them."\n\n    Just then a stripper comes over and says, "Want your usual lap dance, Davy?"\n\n    With that, Dave's wife can't take it anymore and storms out out of the strip\n    club. She quickly hails a cab, but before she can slam the door, Dave jumps \n    in after her. Immediately, she starts screaming at him.\n\n    The cabby turns around and says, "Damn, Dave. Looks like you picked up a\n    real bitch tonight."\n\nWEDDINGS\n1. Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.\n2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.\n3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.\n4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.\n\n25 TOP COUNTRY SONGS EVER\n\n\n25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.\n\n24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.\n\n23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?\n\n22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling\n\nLousy riddle: Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter\n\nI don't get this one: Two men were walking by the lane and came across a bhikku getting into the bus.\nOne of the men asked, " Haven't I seen you somewhere before?". The bhikku replied, "No".\nThe other guys asked his friend what was that all about. He looked familiar, so I asked him.\nThe other guy said, " Now that you mentioned it, I remember>>> the bowling ball in Toronto.
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go to dennyspbatour.com and find out when they are going to be somewhere near you!! and just click on that tournoment...because everyone has a pro-am tournoment..i hope to be bowling in the one in Indinappaolis this year..it wil have iformation all about it and a # where you can contact the center..and also in every peo-am all the pro's that are their are nice and will sign just about everything!!
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http://www.branders.com/referrertrack/gac011709?rdURL=/index.jsp&gclid=CNm32a-8vYQCFRh8UAodkQ-HLQ\nhttp://shopping.yahoo.com/search/;_ylc=X3oDMTJvdDU0cTk3BF9TAzk2MDc5MjYwBGFkZ3JwAzI4NzA1OTk3MwRldnQDODc3NzE1MwRrA2N1c3RvbSBib3dsaW5nIGJhbGwEb21tA2Jyb2FkBHNlYwNrYgRzbGsDdGl0bGU-?view=l&p=custom+bowling+ball&sp=pall&no_truncation=1
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Have you tried calling them? I found this in the yellow pages:\n\nNew Glass Bowl Lanes\nPhone: 419-476-4001\n5133 Telegraph Rd\nToledo OH 43612-3535
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There's a web site called'Lots of Jokes" They're not only funny but they cover just about every subject you'd want. Check them out!
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humorandjokes.com or sexyfunnypics.com
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go to askmen.com and check the joke section
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maybe u can find something @ heartland Golf cource if u like sports wokin like the snack bar or mini golf or sumtin
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Keep them comming hun. you got the best jokes in town....online town that is, LOL
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I followed my first instinct and found:\n\nhttp://www.buckeyessuck.com\n\nIt's not much, but the jokes are pretty funny.
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Yes.  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/\n\nCartoons, funny pictures, jokes, movies, pranks and games.  Go nuts!
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
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too funny!!!! Can I get an invite?
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/index.html have fun
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Try http://collegehumor.com/ it has games, jokes, movies, etc.  you could literally spend days surfing this site alone.  Also, it usually updates every day with new fun stuff.
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Check this site out:\n\nhttp://www.bowlingindex.com/products/balls/match.htm
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Search through these sites and you will find them:\n\nhttp://www.theswingersource.com\nhttp://www.sdc.com/index.aspx?ref=RMID2360