Q: What do you put in a toaster?
457983
i believe that this a trick question, and we are supposed to say toast. But of course you only take toast out of the toaster, and you only put bread in. (or waffles, poptarts, bagels, etc.)
516075
Toast without butter or crackers.  Ginger ale is also helpful.
111469
An unbelevable sinsation!!!\nLike butter on bread or garlic and onions
1156480
mmm.........Cereal lol an popcorn an icecream an if u lik tuna(FISH) then Get tuna and bread (2 slices) u need mayonese mix them up together an slap it on some bread or Pb & j sandwich Or buy a pack of crisp (potatoe chips) in advance. An a fruit bowl
713964
I have stuck a knife or fork into the stuck bread or whatever in the toaster and once when I was 8 it went through to the wires and I got a shock.  I still do it though only more carefully.
163743
ham sandwhich.\n\n\n\nlol just kidding. some spinache pasta and some olive oil a little salt, pieces of chicken and garlic. It rules.
405650
What do you want to fry?
908597
They make them just for me!  I love my toast like that especially with peanut butter.
217822
If it fell butter side up, you might just pick it up, thinking whew that was a close one. When it falls butter down it gets hair and gross stuff all stuck in the butter, a more memorable experience. \n\nTest have been done and the results where that toast doesn't fall on one side more than the other. So the only explanation for this interesting thing is that it's a perception problem as I stated in the first part
5823
Make sure it is plugged (sounds funny I know but make sure).\n\nNext, make sure that you did not accidently bend any of the pins on the plug when you plugged it into your computer.\n\nIf still nothingit is probably toast :(
402583
cooking \n\ngarlic olive oil the outside of two pieces of whole grain bread inside place avacado cheese tomato cracked black bepper red pepper jelly \n\nthen grill the sandwich\nuse a pannini maker ie. george forman grill
910751
in the oven \n\n:> peace\n.
864101
what you do is you get 3 chunks of that foam stuff used for packing (not the peanuts the little bricks)\nmake sure they are about an inch thick.... alternatively you can use chunks of wood NO METALLIC OBJECTS!!!!!!!\n\nthen get your hands on a small clear vase or you can also use a big drinking GLASS\n\nset the blocks in your microwave, in a pattern that will let you set the glass upside down on the platter but you can still get your finger into the glass from the bottom.....\n\nlight a match and stick it directly under the glass...\n\n(the blocks help the match get air)\n\nset the microwave to high for 20 seconds.... you will see an awesome light show inside the glass, the glass will NOT be hot and will NOT explode, as well as your microwave will NOT be harmed\n BUT\n\nthere is a gas formed by this method of plasma creation...\nto us its poisonous, im not sure what it is exactly but dont breath it, it will not stay on items or taint items but if you BREATH it you can get sick.\n\nyou can choose to clean the glass and use it again and again and not have any problems as there was no residue to clean to begin with... or\nyou can just chuck it.\n\nalternatively you can just run over to spencer's gifts and pick up a plasma globe
941604
I'd say the bread.  If I ever got sick of it, I could just stack countless loaves of it in the corner.  You know, use them for firewood, maybe widdle out a giraffe or something.  Or better yet, when everyone is over for Thanksgiving and you have that obnoxious nephew there...just grab a stale loaf and *whap!* : )
854569
I'm Earl. I'm with Ethel. Boy is she a gas. She is a regular gal, when she gets moving and gets the lead out. Do they have that birthmark that looks like New Jersey on their buttocks( Forest Gump)?  When your wife/girlfriend( 12 will get you twenty) said filler up, I took her litterally. She got the  toaster and the five free fill ups.
423358
Drink a glass of water with a paper towel on top... meaning drink the water THRU the napkin... I have never seen this NOT work.. (ps everyone always laughs at this, but they thank me later!)
969906
That is a very good question, and I will try to answer it as best I can.\n\nToast sniffing devices will be installed into all toasters, toaster ovens, ovens, grills, burners, or any object which can toast above-mentioned toast in any degree whatsoever.  This same device will trigger an alarm which alerts all the neighbors that there is toast being toasted in the neighborhood and the authorities will be notified.  The perpetrator will be apprehended and thrown into Guantanamo Bay, tortured, and made to realease to them the names of other "toasters" who commit this horrible crime on Sundays.  They will then be released from prison and put up on the internet in a searchable database of toast offenders so that everyone in the neighborhood will know not to associate with them, and to hide all their children.