How do i tell my mate he  is really bad in bed?
463992
Oooh thats a toughy.  You don't want to offend him.  Maybe try suggesting new things...Or you could just flat out tell him out of the blue (not during sex)
604018
tell him  that you heard his di ck is too short and to leave you the fu ck alone
1033705
Tell him "Since I met you I'm not interested in any woman."  If he then shows emotion on his face quickly say "I mean man!" and giggle.  Pass it off as a slip of the tongue or a joke.
104040
respect the person you love. listen to them and respect their view on issues you discuss,even if you don't agree. Don't talk mean to them or treat them bad. do special things for them that you know they like. ask them how their day went. Make them a special dinner or dessert. Help them work to make your home a place that you both are proud of. respect their family even if you don't like them. one of the worst things to do is talk bad about your mates family, it will eventually come back to haunt you. show them love and compassion. a hug,loving touch or kiss. take the time every day to show them in any way that you care through bad and good times. these are the things i do because i know that i have a wonderful man and thank god everyday for him.
832616
Faint heart never won fair lover.\n\nGet inthere and tell him yourslef, honest and direct
963672
You could try, "fighting fire, with fire", by doing the same things to him in a very annoying way to let him see what it's like. What you're doing is NOT working, so give it a try. What do you have to lose? Every time he comes around, grab at his crotch...not in a sexy way, but in an aggressive way. He'll get the message!
230806
Slow the process down.  I dunno, but it sounds to me like you're trying to rush the process.  Add talking to sex.  Have him describe in the dirtiest of details what he's doing to you as he has sex with you.  It's a known fact that guys have a dirty mind.  Use it.
586657
Treat him like crap then tell him.
448737
Treat them like theyre kings! Cook for them like you have no other.  Listen to them when they talk.  Laugh at their jokes.  Show interest in what they do but above all, be confident in yourself.  Then again, being great in bed helps too!\nGood Luck!
565719
Oh No!!\nHow many times have we been set upon by the 'Bad' kisser! \nOk have you tried to adapt to him or is he all over the place?\n\nLooks like you are gonna have to teach him! \n\nI think you might like to say "Kiss me like this!" SOmething assertive that will make it look like you still want him but just want to try something out. If he goes with it, then he will kiss you like that all the time trust me... O you could blatantly tell him he's a terrible kisser. \nI mean how do you know you are so good?\n\nIts a bit of a predicament actually, I guess theres no easy way to tell him, but I think just forcing him to take note without actually spelling it out is a good move. \n\nGood Luck!
578979
Be his lady in public, and his whore in the bedroom, if he wants you to do it, then you aren't belittling him or disrespecting him, you are respecting him by doing as he asks, get freaky in the bedroom with him, ROCK HIS WORLD for all its worth, you are NOT degrading him, he likes it like that, so do it for him(If it turns him on).  Let all your inhibitions fly right out the bedroom window, and become the wild woman he is looking for, or he might possibly go somewhere else to get it, and bring something home to you that you can't take off with AJAX.  Don't be afraid to let your wild side out.
185071
if you love him whatever dont just tell him straight out that he sucks in the sack because you will leave him emotionally scared for life try making suggestions during tha act of how he could make it better for you most guys like to know they are doing a good job and will try to pleasure best they can thus not take offence to the suggestions just don't make to many at once or he might get frustrated
1177500
I see alot of people telling you how to use proper manners but not really anwsering your question.... You want to humiliate him tell people how small his package is and that he is a lousy lover men hate that... Date his best friend they hate that also.. so many things you can do to get even... think of what is best suited to you and here's to humiliating him
1059612
stop having sex at all. he goyya learn some lessons. no apologizing, no happy hours. and no offence, but only a deepshit do like this. man always gotta apologize, no matter if he's right, or wrong.
138795
tell him to stop masterbating, and to drink red bull to keep him going a lil longer
635548
tell him you do not like what he'd doing. if he doesn't stop, start talking about other guys and swingers, etc.\n\nor you can do the easier part. dump him. he is absolutely self-centered that he's probably not worth moping on
304865
Try every disgusting thing in the book in front of him, try any type of turn off.  Soon or later he will just get sick of it.  Otherwise try a restraining order, that usually works JK.  Other tactics try to find him a girl that is very much like him, and try to set him up.  That sometimes works.