How many bombs would a bombchuck chuck if a bombchuck could chuck bombs?
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would the bomb chuck norris? or are we talking about george bush?
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depends on the type and country. thrown explosives or incendiary devices
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck named Chuck was a terrible woodchuck. He only chucked when he was playing b-ball. He was called "Chuck the Chucker."
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A wood chuck could chuch lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood.  The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
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a woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck can't chuck wood.  :)
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0 sq ft. woodchucks can't chuck wood. IF they COULD then the amount would probably be proportional to the size and strength of the woodchuck and the size and weight of the wood.
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It's been scientifically proven that a woodchuck will chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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It Depends: How big is woodchuck, how strong is said woodchuck, how heavy is the wood he's chucking, what instruments did the woodchuck use to chuck the wood with, did woodchuck chuck wood with a time schedule in mind? if i knew all these, i may be able to figure out out how much wood the woodchuck chucked if the woodchuck could chuck wood...
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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None because a woodchuck can't chuck wood. Heres one for you:\n\nWillie went to Williamsburg because his wallaby was wobbling and his wife was worried. How many w's are there in all?\n\nThe answer is none. There is no w in all.
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.