Have you ever embarrassed yourself ---so bad in public ....?
462935
yes, i was in the supermarket with my mum, and thought she was next to me and started talking to her, and when i turned round it was some old lady.
686577
LOL...yea... I'm a silly person... I do that kinda crap too... Everyone looks at me like I'm an idiot!
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
705719
i was at a concert and threw up on 10-12 people... \nvery embarrassing. the police escorted me out...\ni got so many looks.
1063698
I SURE DID! just the other day i was in a hospital and i had really bad gas,because of this new diet,and i let one rip while i was alone on the elevator...well i pushed 5th floor at the first floor and i forgot someone might get on at one of the floors in between...well it happened...two beautiful woman and a grandma and i couldnt say anything...one of the girls started to laugh and then nudged her friend (trying to be discreet) and the granma coughed...it was a really bad one...the kind that can even make the owner of it puke...\nvery embarrassing!
1004190
Yes, I did and it was disgusting.  My friends and I had gone to Ensenada for the weekend.  One evening we went to downtown Ensenada to eat at a restaurant.  We had been seated and noticed a group of people waiting to be seated.  This chick was there with two dudes.  One of the guys was holding her up; at first we thought they were just being lovey dovey, but we soon realized that she was drunk and needed his support to stand.  As they continued standing there, the drunk girl let loose and pissed all over herself.  The bad thing was she was wearing light colored jeans and you could see how wet her pants were.  She even left a huge puddle of piss on the floor.  I was embarrassed for her.
607089
O.k..\nLast week my sister got married and I was her bridesmaid...\nI dont know whether it was the cappucino or not but I Pooted during the blessing prayer!!..lol\nNo... Im not going to lie I farted and it was sooo loud because it was quiet then... the smell started to spread and the preacher was making twisted faces and stuff... and my BIL was laughing my sister was too...\nand someone was taping it for my mom so the next day she was showing it to people who didnt get to see it and they were laughin because the fart was audible... I was soo embaressed... the thought still makes me cringe n wanna cry...
776658
Been there, done that. But I started choking and it was a big powdery mess. =P
869832
one of my embarrassing moments was just uhhh well i decided to drink a little bit with one of my friends and there were about 10 dudes over there and i was tying to hit on one of the dudes then my mom called so i went outside to use my phone then i had to pee really bad but the house we were at was a one room and it just had a toliet were the room was no privicy what so ever, so i told my friend we had to go somewhere to eat because i was hungry, so we went to sonic and as soon as we went in i pissed all over myself in front of every one i felt so stupid, but it was so funny.
578405
When i accidentally hit my bf while flicking my hair.  Yes i was really sorry.\nWhen i spilled coffee on the counter.  Yes i was really sorry.\nWhen i have a car accident and it's my fault..yes i am really sorry.\nWhen i flipped through slides too fast for other people to follow.  I said i was sorry as i went back to let them catch up (i am a teacher and use power points)\nWhen i had to cancel a date with a friend because my bf's car was in the shop.  Not really sorry then, i really don't like that friend that much and was just as happy to skip the activity.  More of a social nicety to say it.\n\nAlso in my emotional life i do not conduct myself in a way that i have to apologise for.  I don't yell or belittle people or get drunk and throw up on people's carpet.  Most of the things i apologise for are somewhat inadvertent.
170023
I have done these types of things often- its kinda a regular thing with me. So- Stand up, smile deliberatly, take a bow, wave to everyone- then run like hell. You may feel dumb, but everyone else will think the way you played it off was pretty good. Just remember that everyone does these thing at one point or another, what is important is not what the embarrassing thing was, but how you handled it.
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ahem...well i can tell you why no one has answered...but i'll break the trend...here goes...I was at the county fair and they had the men and women's restroom doors right next to each other with just a bench in between...and in my defense...it was...kinda dark out and well... ok, i'll just say it...I WALKED INTO THE WRONG RESTROOM!!! luckily no one was there and then i heard these guys coming in and hid in a stall until they left! i ALMOST made it out but ran into this guy during my hurried escape...it was sooo embarrasing! ecspecially a couple on the bench in between were laughing at me, ugh
617984
I'm in college and one day one student during a passionate discussion began to cry and it caught me by surprise and I began to laugh. More than anything I was embarrassed with myself. It was totally inappropriate.
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
1123290
hahaha\nA matter of fact I have. I ran into it and said excuse me. When I turned around........lol\nIt wasn't a real person.
39541
Yes, in fact I did it one time while online for a ride in an amusement park. Even though the line was outside, I had let one go and within a few seconds people behind us were like "oooh, man....somebody smells like a**!". It was quite hilarious.
430526
Just learn to laugh at yourself. Don't think about it as a embarrassing moment, think of it as an experience. In third grade the teacher was talking. I had to go. I ask and she said no. The stain was there for a long time. The chair began to flood........