Would you have sex with Jesus?
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I would ram it in so hard I could tickle his tonsles.  \n\nHe is dead.  That would be gross.
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Well, Jesus turned a lot of heads in the Bible.  I'm sure he'd do the same if he were here today.  As for going to the strip clubs and seeing the da vinci code ... a whole other subject.\n\nNote that when Jesus spoke to the woman at the well he was very kind to her.  He spoke of her sin and told her to change her ways.  He didn't engage in the sin itself.\n\nYes. It would affect my faith.
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i would want to, b/c of the fact that it is a noble gesture as Jesus had sacraficed his life for us...but if i were to be honest i prob. wouldn't do that. in my heart i would want to say yes i would, but we all have a will to live. if you are a truly loving and noble person you would most likely sacrafice yourself, but unfortunately not many are that willing to risk their life (unless of course the person they're trying to save is part of their family).
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its a valid question.  i don't think it is sick or inappropriate.  it seems unlikely that, being male, he wouldn't have ever.  on the other hand, people claim that mastrubation is a sin and jesus committed no sins.  i guess it basically boils down to whether you believe only in the historical jesus (as i do), or believe in the literal truth of the bible and a divine jesus.  \n\ni'm afraid that the discussion is going to have to end with each group simply asserting the belief of their camp, unless there is any further evidence one way or the other - bible passages, historical testimony, archaeological evidence, etc.
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Make Jesus the Lord or your life. His love is always gentle and pure. Jesus only has our best interests at heart. He loves with an unconditional love.\n\nhttp://www.chick.com/information/general/salvation.asp
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Jesus may or may not have been married.\n\nMary certainly was.
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I believe that he would.  Jesus was a definite  liberal of his time.  In my opinion, the introduction of the words sin, hell, and satan did not come from the man, Jesus.
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I wouldn't care what Jesus' sexual alignment was, as that would be none of my business. Nobody really knows what kind of person he was, as his story wasn't written down until long after he died.
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Do you mean having sex with yourself? the bible says nothing about that, curiously enough.
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jesus was most likely gay with his disciples.\n\nsnow white was straight, but she wasn't into dwarf sex.
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I would ask if they are now willing to accept Christ as their personal savior. I would pray for them and with them no matter how they answer. If it was my husband, I would tell him how much I love him and promise to take care of our daughter.
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well, considering those are normal bodily functions, and Jesus had a normal body, I would have to say yes.\nWhat i wanna know is, how did this even come up?\nyou have an interesting mind.
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I love Jesus.  He died for me and the rest of the world so that my sins could be forgiven and I could have eternal life.\n\nTake a second and think about how long eternity is.  Would you rather spend it in heaven or hell.\n\nDo you love Jesus now
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Jesus was the light of the world. If you were to show the light you would show Jesus.
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If anyone could, then Jesus would be that person.
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Well, assuming that we knew he had consummated the life choice/marriage I expect they would be shocked equally by each statement, since they (and other Christians, don't forget us!) believe that Jesus was celibate, and each statement would equally contradict this belief.\n\nThis is quite a question! Presumably he wouldn't have been gay AND married (although he may have been in your hypothetical question!) so it actually concerns two alternative realities!
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ha ha, but no they probably would not fight....since jesus says to turn the other cheek....but if they did fight....jesus would have him hands down with his powers.