Where's the best place  to do a fart??
467152
Sitting on an empty washer or dryer....nice hollow metal echo! lol
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
522844
Well, you can step outside for some "fresh air", excuse yourself to the bathroom...or (this option not for the faint of hart) lie on your back, throw your legs up in the air, grab a lighter, light it and stick it next to your butt, fart and shoot a flame out your butt. Keep in mind you need the right crowd for this...I suggest a crowd of drunks. Keep in mind I've only observed this...not actually participated.
8913
well...a good place to go would be shopping centers like easton or polaris.  people walking around drop their cigarette butts, pop cans, food wrappers, etc.\non the ground all the time...and this is when there are ash cans and trash cans available to throw the garbage in. ALSO maybe garbage collectors...I always have a mess to clean up on trash day because a bunch of stuff falls off the truck. *shrug* good luck :)
1016360
lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
412920
try the dumpster in the alley you sick perv
1016264
I am interested in royal science of farting, and I'm working of my Farting PHD now, so I can tell you that\nIn public people:\nTry to avoid farting   45%  \nTry to convert it to an elevator type fart (quiet)    12%  \nSay "sorry" and fart 3%  \nFart and say "sorry" 6%  \nFart and pretend it's not their 22%  \nFart and ask for the credit 7% \n\ntake these links, they really help\nhttp://users.utu.fi/~snapir/fart/cgi-bin/survey.cgi\nhttp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9395\nhttp://www.heptune.com/farts.html
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
571982
Try doing it in new locations.  Maybe somewhere that is sort of public but not.  Sneak off somewhere for a quickie.
762217
-Take your craps naked, the smell won't get onto your clothes.\n-Review your eating habits...lessen the cheese, red meat, chips, beans \n- See a doctor and ask about gastronial intestinal problems\n- drink more water as it helps to flush the system\n- Avoid high caffene stuff like pop and coffee\n- Wear loser clothing around your stomach\n\n  Hope this helps....  :)\n\n PS... It is a normal average for everyone to fart approx 10-15 times a day.  HONEST...ask the doctor.
188876
The popcorn stall... Cheapest of all.... hahahahahahaha
216344
yes. A fart is compressed methane extracted from food which you have eaten. Methane is easily combustible. Don't fart near a hot flame
1010977
Well.....beans make you fart, so i'll say beans.\n\n(Dinner should come with a show, shouldn't it?)
1051283
in wich century do u live?nowadays we hav sites on fart wich can record farts,there r fart competitions,u also hav a fart store.wat else for a revolution.