What would happen if I fart in classroom with other students?
459333
OMG this happened to me last year....I teach middle school, we were in a circle having a lesson and I dropped my pencil. As I leaned over to pick it up, without warning, I passed gas VERY loudly.  To say the least, my students have yet to let me live it down.....I can't pick something off the floor without some kid in my class yell "WATCH OUT, MS Friskey is leaning over!!!!"   LOLLOLOL
635017
Fart while walking, talking, whatever.  Pretend like I didn't notice it even happened.
342331
every day was a whole event when I was in school!!\nThe funniest one happened when I was punished by a teacher by making me stand facing the wall. my father for some reason I dont know until now came to the school and drooped by my class!! I didn't know what to do so I friezed in my place every body stated laughing even the teacher. My father laughed thinking that it was a part of the lesson!!!!
98370
hahahah, Im a nursing student, and its an old wives tale.  We all are stinky farters.
68910
Yes, in the shuttle. But out in space, I believe the vacuum of space would suck the fart out before they got a chance to even think about expelling it. Plus I would think if they were trying to fart in open space, they would have other things to worry about...
812307
Besides the fact that you'd be cheating yourself out of an education, you might engage in some pretty embarrassing behaviors, like drooling, farting and snoring.
430526
Just learn to laugh at yourself. Don't think about it as a embarrassing moment, think of it as an experience. In third grade the teacher was talking. I had to go. I ask and she said no. The stain was there for a long time. The chair began to flood........
71036
Probably not.  Farting is caused by gases being released in the digestion of food and beverages.  However, the carbonation will probably make you burp.
586739
Your tongue can swells a lot. That happened to a guy in my class.
351442
try stretching and straining to cause a fart,once you have farted cup it in your hand and smell of it.
760507
Only if its with a student
1138339
Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
912620
I have never heard of such a thing.  I teach and my students smell all the time between musty/smoke clothes, to damp clothes, to gross gym clothes.  \n\nThe way I get around it is spray the heck out of the room with Febreeze.  Since my students are a bit older (6th grade) I tell them as a class that deoderant is their friend and to use it.  They think its funny but once I give the speech, the smell suddenly disappears.  \n\nIf the teacher is charging $5 for the clothes, the kids should get their money back when they return the clothes.  I would contact the child's school to discuss with administration if/why this is possible that she (the teacher) is getting away with this.
663343
It was 7th grade science class, we were going over the planets. We were all taking notes from the old projection boards.  The teacher was about to clear off the notes and I was not done coping them...So I yelled out " Wait I'm still on your anus!"(Uranus).  I was horrified and everyone in the class started laughing so hard including the teacher.  That was my most embarrassing moment.
511221
probably puke your guts out.  it could also kill you.
574229
I assume that you will be given "laughing gas" (typical for dental surgery). My kids got laughing gas. \nOne of them actually started giggling, but this is a rare reaction (only 10% of the people). \nMy other kid just lay there looking calm and a bit sleepy. That is probably what will happen to you.\nDon't worry, and good luck!