What do your farts smell like?
457264
muggy sulfur or burned vinegar or wet wood...depending on what I ate
73233
It smells sort of like a skunk. Its a unique smell but skunk odor is probably the closest.
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
1016360
lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
114946
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
263690
It is. In college we called them Blue Daggers.\nA fart is methane gas.  Carefull of the 'family jewels'
669773
why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
280069
Yeah, his fart smells like roses. DEAD roses, that is.
914055
methane gas is odorless. the pungent aroma is produced by atomized fecal matter, also known as "farticles"
393938
People who eat a lot of east Indian food have really interesting,odd smelling farts due to the unusual spices and lots of beans they use. Sometimes I will walk into one of these clouds and think what H&&& is that???!! and there is my good friend mr East Indian looking all innocent.
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Very interesting point, I hadn't realised that farts came in so many categories!\nI once wrote a thesis on Gronnels (German mathematician) discover that smell is amplified by heat, he discovered this by farting in a hot bath tub! \nHe found that when the resulting bubbles burst the smell was much stronger than usual! This is actually where the term 'Smellrika' stemed from! \nI was unable to prove a use for this phenomenon in my thesis , and I fear the same would apply to yours.\nHowever thanks for bringing it to our attention, I am sure the question will be debated for years to come.\nHope this helps??
4197
yes, i have. My girlfriend stuck an old-english rose scented air freshener in my dresser drawers and it soaked into my boxers. i farted and it actually smelled like roses. lol.
1163168
It depends, are you talking an alive person, or dead? If you're talking alive, then all we smell like is blood, kind of like iron and meat, except for the stomach, colon and bowels. They really aren't pleasant to smell. If you have an infection, that part of you will smell bad, it's really pretty nasty. \n\nIf you are talking dead, then yes, you stink. The smell comes from bacteria created to feed off your dead tissue, decomposition. That really smells horrible!! There is nothing worse then the smell of a decomposing body. As another person stated, when someone dies they will evacuate everything in their bowels and bladder. So that smell adds to the smell of decay. \n\nWhen I used to do medical research on bodies, the smell was horrible, but it's because of the chemicals they use to preserve the body. There were some days it took everything in me not to have to leave the room. I learned that the best way around it is a little bit of vikks vapor rub under your nose.. you don't smell anything after that, and it leaves your lip nice and tingly!!
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
526041
They don't care if they fart. They have lived there whole lives worrying about stuff. Whats a fart or two in there old age
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It really means you are fun and nasty...\nBut basically yes... \nRead the composition here:\nNitrogen is the primary gas released. Methane and hydrogen, lesser components, are flammable, and so flatulence is susceptible to catching fire. Not all humans produce flatus that contains methane. For example, in one study of the feces of nine adults, only five of the samples contained bacteria capable of producing methane[5]. Similar results are found in samples of gas obtained from within the rectum. The gas released during a flatus event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, to omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats. Flatulence odor can also occur when there is a number of bacteria and/or feces in the anus while being expelled. A small amount of solid or liquid fecal matter in fine particulate aerosol form may also be expelled, and included, along with flatulence.