How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Til he is replaced by a much more efficent machine, or his job is outsourced.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\n\nI remember hearing that when I was younger.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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that's like asking...  how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck woods.
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That would depend on the weight of the woodchuck.  A small one pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 1.5 pounds of wood.  But a larger 10 pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 15 pounds of wood... an impressive feat.  I'm more interested in peter piper and his pecks of pickled peppers.
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Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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How much steel would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel, A wood chuck would chuck as much steel as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel.
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About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood.
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Is this a trick question? Like how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?\n\nPlural of octopus is octopi.\n\n200,000 eggs
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Ballpark?
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could because the woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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the amount of wood chucked (w) would depend on how much time the woodchuck is given in min (t) and his rate of chucking (log/min).  \n\nw = t * log/min
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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the answer is actualy\n a woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Hahaha I was wondering how when someone would ask this age old question.  I never know what the answer is.  I would say about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.