my mom wont let me sleep cuz she says its evil. How can I sneak a wink?
470388
I have an Idea-wear a snorkel and a divers body suit the next time you attempt to sleep...
159850
try sleeping with cucumbers on your eyes.
171939
do have a wndow in yur rom, if so make sure u make seem lik usally in yur rm then when u know their doing wateve before their asleep then go out the window, this could take until the time is rite.
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dont touch your face or cover your mouth, dont dart your eyes, dont pause, dont fidget, these are all tells, dont ever say i swear or any thing like that just keep it simple and to the point. and if you really want to lie well convince yourself. use this advise only for good.\n\n\nand if you dont want all the hastle dont lie.
714007
confront mom and ask y she's laying on a guilt trip. afterall it's not just your happiness it's her's too and maby an outside souce (you) should point that out
297207
go to ur room & lock up
58298
Laugh My Mother F*cking Butt Off
401379
how bout prying\n\ntry to take a bath before you sleep and eat well
86649
I have that problem too. my mom says im going to be like the hunch back but i know shes kidding listen im geting rid of that problem. Maybe you need to stand or go against a wall and just put ur back there and stay sraight for 5 minutes that helped me. OH and ummm... you should practice if you have brothers ask them to tell you when ur bending.\ndont worry ull be fine!
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have a movie party, rent a couple movies, set up the living room with sleeping bags and popcorn, pop, whatever and stay up as late as you can watching movies. Then make rules like the first one asleep you put there finger tips in a bowl of water to make them pee themselves, and the 2nd asleep gets like shaving cream on their face, goofy stuff to try to stay up all night.
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Since you already have some real answers, I can't resist.\n\n"Turn off the light when you leave the room!"\n\n -- My dad
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Hi Dear.,\n\nYou need to make your parents hear you.  For now get some hot tea.   That will loosen you up some so you can breath.  I personally recommend Mortin or Tylenol verse Asprin but whatever you have is better than nothing.  Take you temp. before drinking or taking anything.  If you still can't get them to listen tonight prop yourself up in bed.  Personally you may have to unset your parents and call 911.  Feel better.
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Moms always like to have their rules followed. When you break them, they feel that you're not listening to her and you don't care.\nStaying up till 11:30 is not that bad! So what you should do is have a serious talk with her.  Tell her how important it is for her to trust you, and that you really want to obey her. Make it up to her by spending some time together as mother and daughter.  She will soon regain trust on you if you stay on track the next time your boyfriend calls you!\nGood luck!
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tell your child to stay up late and see if the tooth fairy is really real.That way you not saying yes or no allow them to see and decide on their own.and you won't be the bad guy for lying to your child
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i hate being home to.  do whatever you can so you never have to live there and get yourself some good roomates.  when i used to have to move home for the summer i got a cat so that she was my little buddy and an escape for me. my mom's the same as yours as far as morals go.  just keep your mouth shut and deal with it because telling her what she doesn't want to hear will just cause conflict and make you more depressed.
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If no one will be disturbed by this I suggest you try it. Get a third alarm that plays music as the alarm. Set it to play loud dance music. Instead of turning it off, once you get out of bed try dancing to it. It should wake you up.
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my dad feels like that with my stepdad and family freind. As long as he doesn't do anything, you can still do it, just dont tell your mom. If u dont want to lie to her, here's what i suggest:\nTry to reassure ur mom that u would never lay with him if he did anything to u, and if he did, u would let her know. \nU know, things like that... Just always reassure her....\nIf u dont feel like doing that, don't do it for a while then just lay with him anyways...\nUr not lying if she doesnt ask. The waiting and saying no would make her think that your alright....