Did you ever cry at a wedding and laugh at a funeral?
471801
When my Dad died, I could not stop laughing at the memorial, the one and only person that was not pissed of with me was my step mum. I thought it was ridiculous how sad people were. My father suffered miserably his last 5 years of life. He would get dialysis, twice driving home he started bleeding out. Life was scaring him more then death. My Dad, whom was not around when I was a kid, was a complex, irritating brilliant man. I loved him more then anyone. I was laughing because, I would have mocked the tears. I did what he wanted, I got way to drunk, I threw up on a table and could not and would not stop laughing.\nLater after the get together I got a ride to his farm. My step mother, the only other dry eyed one at the memorial. came out to me with open arms. we cried together, had some smokes and shared a bottle of tequila.\nI cried at my last wedding, people commented on what a sensitive guy I was. I had a kidney stone and was trying to quit smoking. Oh and the thought of that particular marriage scared the pants off me.
492227
Heck Yeah!!!  It was the funniest think I have ever seen in my life.  The groom was a real jerk anyway so I don't feel any remorse in laughing.  Some friends of the bride and mutual friends of ours, actually videotaped the groom hitting on some freaky girl outside the bachelor party.  He was not drunk at all and he was on tape explaining to the girl that he was just marrying for appearences that the girl he was marrying was just so that he could have someone to come home to when he wasn't out on the town.  The actual convo was a little more graphic than that but you get the point.  Well during the ceremony there was a video of the bride and groom playing, you know those cheesy ones that everybody has that have pics from growing up and all.  Anyway during the middle of the tape, the screen (that is just to the left of the bride) goes blank and up pops this tape that was made (covert like from behind the bar) the audio is crystal clear and everyone is watching this tape and horrified.  Well the reverend that was performing the ceremony says, well I guess that was an objection.  All hell breaks loose after that and we had one hell of a party later.  Sooooo funny!!!! My friends RULE!!!
1019697
You can get some inspiration from "Four Weddings and a Funeral" as well. I think it is not disrespectful to remember the endearing funny episodes of somebody's life, especially if he/she had a good public sense of humour. I'd want my funeral to be a happy party for all my friends and family.
571087
Well, I once had a dream that I walked into a dark room, and when the lights were turned on, I found myself at a wedding...my own wedding. I watched myself walk down the isle, and when I reached my groom, he was headless.
1112383
I was at a wedding one time and all these women got in a line and held hands to dance the vibora (the snake) and they all started running and going in twists and turns, well one lady did not hold on tight and she let go of the person behind her and tripped and fell and the lady holding on to her kept running and dragged her on the floor for a couple of feet until she realized that she wasn't running!!! Then she let her go and all of these women practically ran her over... it was hilarious!! I still crack up when I think about it.
393870
YES! I wore some funky blue socks with the toes under my wedding dress. Nobody knew about it until my husband took my garter off...it was hilarious. \n\nI was maid of honor at my friends wedding and I had white high top converse shoes died to match my dress.
1095419
At my wedding I would have been like "I don't!"...after the intial shock wore off I would have said "No, I'm just playing...I really love this guy, Christian, right?" Then, I would have lied to my husband about our honeymoon sex...I mean, how was I supposed to know the phrase "worst sex I ever had in my life" would make him cry.
738651
If it is a groovy suit with a sparkly tie and nice hanky for a laugh. Ages since I have been to a good family wedding without even mentioning the catastrophe of my own - first they weren't going, then they bloody were, and then we had to get married in a fecking registrars and the head housekeeper or some old titt or another, said she would do all the nosh - I mean I don't mind some homemade pies and offal when out hunting, but oh God the food was like school dinners (they love muck like that as they don't have much teeth through inter breeding) Anyway, I said bugger this, I'm off for a fag and drink and then all hell let loose.  I escaped with a half bottle of grouse and half of gin and slept like a kitten.   So, the moral of the story, is do what you like as it will offend someone.
70924
lets see I have been to 6 weddings and all six are divorced.....sick....\nWhen my wife and I got married we got married for life...there is no way out of our marriage because we signed a agreement under the Lord's eyes and in one of his buildings....
172570
I don't know, I honestly don't get it. Why be all serious when you can have fun? yes that includes funerals
129751
WOW dats a tuff question... simple.. nuttin big...even tho i dunt want anyone to b sad its really hard not for someone to cry at a funeral... bcuz thy kno dat thy jus lost someone so dear to dem i thy wont ever get dem back.. so its normal to cry at a funeral.. its not lik we can turn on and off our emotions... dats a hard thing to do.. amotions jus come u dunt plan it to.. dats how were made to...
586619
I did.\nHear my hearty laugh....\nhahahahahahaha!!!!
225724
T'was during the service of the Evil Stepmother (for real) when the priest asked everyone to pray so that her soul may ascend to heaven. At that moment lightning struck twice. I almost burst out laughing out loud! Now I believe there is a God!\n\n2nd time, it was a fieldmouse desperate to get out of the hole, jumping up n down on the casket.
860430
Oh, i was at the funeral and mourned his passing greatly!!!
570093
we just have a funeral and a priest says somthing and theres a church ceremony somtimes
913536
no. i was in a miserable marriage for ten years. and every day of those 10 years, i put on my happy face and faced the world.  i thought that if i could convince everyone that i was happy, then i might actually be happy...inside thought i was numb and sad...
984855
Yes!My parents got divorced and I had to move with my mum and my sister with my dad.When my father married again,my step mother wouldn't let me talk to my sister or see her and my dad knew all this but he didn't move a finger.I cried a lot,I was crying home at school,everywhere.After a while my father got divorced again and I could see my sister.I've learned that everybody makes mistakes and I learned to forgive him even if that was very hard for me.Now,I decided to forget that and I'm happy cause I've let go of my past.