Tell Me Something Funny?
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a big howdy back to ya... HeeHee YeeHaw!\nYew shore look purty tooo die!\nWhy so boooored?  lemme fix ya a hot o' steamin black peas pie and carn breeed.  ya'll like emmm?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha....oh my gosh i cant stop laughing!\n\nthank you for the great question, i needed a good laugh
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funny =) gave me a giggle!
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Maybe... email me & makes me funny! lol
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Want to hear a dirty joke??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA white horse fell in the mud. Now thats just dirty.
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i'm almost peeing my pants laughing...\n\nok, just kidding.   that gets a 10
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Lol...\nThat was real funny...thanks, I need that.
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what or sould i say LOL?
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lol, i would suggest something good, but i dont how old you are, and someone would be offended. do your hw maybe.
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
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..."A small penis that doesn't work"...\n\nHa,ha,ha you are funny.where did you get  this silly story?
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I would rather tell a funny joke. My favorite thing is the sound of laughter. To have the ability to make someone laugh is a joyful gift. You get the fulfillment of knowing that you made someone's day a little brighter. \n\nAnd to me that is a wonderful thing.
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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LOL, You crack me up! You made my day!\n\nS.S.
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go to www.funnyjunk.com
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Just ask her how her day went/is going.  Or tell her something really funny/weird/bad that happened to you.
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)