If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, is my ex-wife still a Moron?
457008
that depends on whether or not the tree hit her...\n\nif so, then no... she is no longer a moron.  Congratulations.\n\nif not, than yes.  Unless some chain of events makes her less moronic, she will likely continue in her rapid state of total ignorance referred to as "being a moron."
977314
she fell out of the tree...that's an old one
233367
Not a chance.  Well, there is a chance, but it would involve completely wiping humans off the face of the earth.  And that begs the question, if a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to see it, does it make a sound?  So we're back to - not a chance.\n\nI'm afraid the concept is nothing more than a Miss America platform.
768132
if the tree was in his/her yard/property.\n\nYour neighbor is fully responsible for the damage. If he/she won't pay then seek an attorney.
447827
Yes.  Im sure there will be some woman out there that will hear him and she will call her friend from her cell phone.  Her friend will call her friend whom will call all her friends and it will get back to the "mans" woman before he gets home from the woods.
415113
I have the same problem, My neighbour is also, very arrogant and thinks that she(and her family of 6) is better than anyone.  She seems to think that she owns the whole damn street...cause her hubby (a stupid stupid little man) and her kids are always on my property, I have now found a way to deal with her...I called the cops on her and now they have a record of their families stupid behavior, like terrorizing my dog, painting my truck, tresspassing on my property etc...now if the dumb bitch trespasses i will hold her for citizen's arrest and charge her and her whole family for trespassing....and if they piss off my dog once more I am seriously thinking of letting her go and get the S.o.b. that's teasing her...which is of course one of the younger children.\n\nFind out what your legal rights are...like I did, I found out that there are really good rules for neighbors everywhere and that you should look at your own by law place for answers...
56198
If a tree falls in the forest when nobody is there, . . . does it make any noise? This is a complicated question, that seems simple. It makes a sound, which may or not be noise. Noise is sound that is unorganized, it requiers the presence of someone to make that determination. The same thing holds true for you, when you have somthing to say. In order to get someone to listen to you, someone has to be there listening. While you can't make anybody take the time to listen, there are things that will better your efforts at being heard. When a comic gets up to tell jokes, not everyone laughs. At times everybody laughs, and then there is the joke that dosen't get any response at all. You can take a few lessons from the comic. No, not about telling jokes, but rather about delivery. He has managed to speak to a wide audience. When you speak to large groups, your words will find some willing ears.\nMatt.
354756
now days, there are more divorced people or not.  SO dont worry about SOME of the opinions you've gotten. If it wasnt you're fault, dont worry about it!  Things happen, like to me, and I sure as hell wasnt staying when that dumb a** was cheating with everything that walked.  So somewhere else, to some other preacher!
714337
Tell your wife and both of you lecture the dingbat. Oh and you might want to take her house key away. Just a thought :)
920077
use a common friend to get to your ex-wife. i think it's very noble of you to try to work things out among yourselves. if your ex-wife still refuse to accept the fact that you're actually doing her a favor by resorting to peacefull means, then you have no choice but to do whatever would be necessary for the sake of your child. you need not feel guilty then if the court decides in your favor because you have tried your best to warn her.
806251
Obviously there were some serious problems in your marriage.  Seeing as how she's now your ex-wife, you're asking this question a little late, and asking if of the wrong people.  You should've asked her.  If you have a good relationship with her, you might try to get it out of her one day, maybe she'll tell you what happened with her in your relationship.  If I were to bet on it, I'd bet you took her for granted, you stopped courting her.  She felt like you didn't care about her anymore, so she went out and found someone who does.  I'm not condoning her actions, because I firmly believe that marriage is a lifelong committment, and you fix the problems in the marriage, and divorce really isn't an option.  But obviously you weren't giving her what she needed in your relationship.  Sorry......You probably need to just move on with your life.
489917
I've got it on my TiVo!\nI'm going to watch it tonight!\n\nI hope she's okay too, but she had some serious problems.  To be honest, if I was her husband I would have divorced her too with the way their marriage was.\n\nBut anyway... let me go turn it on...
345735
If everyone in the world was deaf, and the tree fell, it would still make a sound, but we just can't hear. \n\nA dog can hear things humans can't, but it doesn't mean those sounds don't exist.
322038
You should clarify that she did infact say "rear" first.  Just imagine what will happen if you misunderstood her and she said "Will you lick my ear?"  Boy would you have some explaining to do!  Once when I had an ear infection my wife asked me to "Cut the grass".  I don't want to tell you what happened, but it wasn't pretty.
530329
The old "If a tree fell in the forest, and there was nobody around to hear it, does it make a noise?" conundrum.  It depends on what you define as "a noise":\n\nIf you define "noise" as the creation and propagation of compression waves in the air at a variety of frequencies, then YES, the falling tree makes a noise.  A deaf person, who is incapable of hearing noises, would still feel the vibrations produced, as would any one of a variety of noise measuring devices.\n\nIf you define noise as the impingement of those compression waves on the human ear, with the resulting conversion into nerve impulses that stimulate certain specific portions of the human brain that we associate with "sound" or "noise", then NO, it does not make a sound, becuase there is no human ear present.\n\nSo, my final answer:  Yes, a tree falling in the forest makes a noise.  Doesn't matter if there's anyone or anything around to hear it.
84794
hmmm...i never hear her. Well i do talk to my self in my head..so is that her?? Well i dont know.. now i sound like a complete IDIOT!! do i?
707707
Yes, unless of course the tree thinks "if nobody is going to hear me then I will fall quietly so as not to disturb the wildlife".