I think there's a monster under my bed, how do I get rid of him?
462158
Well what bread of monster is it? \nFor vampires traditionally wooden stakes and garlic, though a friend of mine invented a gun that would shoot little crucifix's into the heart of the beast which I find works pretty well. \nWerewolves are tricky, you've got to make them bite themselves or get something silver and draw there blood, or just gash at them until they're dead. \nDragons are usually really smart and I recommend hiring a professional knight to get rid of them.\nZombies are really dumb so you can probably out run them until you find an angry mob with torches and pitch forks and they can probably take it from there.\nAnd DO NOT FEED THE GREMLINS! No! bad idea. If they've already been fed then get some sunlight on them and keep them away from water.\nGosh I dunno if I can think of any more ....\nBasic rules of thumb, if it's smart then it's going to try and trick you after it tricks you so be wary, big brutes are really dumb so like tie there show laces together or something, ghosts and ghouls scare a lot but it takes a lot of energy for them to poses things so get some holy water or prayer beads and they'll probably give up, witches, vampires, and ware wolves are all original human so play to there human side.\nLikely though it's just a bad dream which can be fixed by pinning the socks you wore the day before with either a gold or a gold colored pin.\n\nGood luck!
756541
Ignore him totally.  He'll either stop, or it will get worse...but then at least you will have another situation to file a more serious complaint against him...Make sure you are never alone leaving class if you go at night.  This is kinda hard because he hasn't actually touched you...just be very careful and be aware of your surroundings at all times.
328281
Ignore him. If he knows he is getting to you he will only get worse.
371700
Well....goblins tend to like sweet and messy food. You could lure him into your kitchen with this tempting food. Now, if you have like a large plastic tub or box you can slam it down over the goblin while he's eating and trap him under there. You might want to sit on the box for a few minutes because he will struggle a lot. Once it appears that he has settled down you can get up but make sure you put something super heavy on the box so he doesn't escape. He's a tricky one you can count on it so don't let him get the better of you. Then get a chain collar and leash and latch him up. Once tied up like this he will be at your every command. This is the best time to find out why he was bugging you. Then ask him what he wants, give it to him if you can, and let him go. I promise he won't bother you again after the way you captured him. It's very embarassing for a goblin. Oh and his teeth are red because he eats a lot of strawberries and cinnamon candy. Both have a staining affect with goblins, I'm not sure why. Hope this helps! lol
1021082
get rid of him your kid will understand
858814
You need to tell him that if he shows up again, you will call the cops.  If you are serious about this, you need to tell him this, and if it does happen you need to do it...PERIOD!!! \n\nYou gotta make it very clear to him that you dont want him.  CALL THE COPS, becuz this is borderline, STALKER!!!  if you are definitely serious about this, then you need to let him know you are going to do this and if he shows up again, let him know to wait right there on the doorstep becuz you are now....CALLING THE COPS.  I bet you he wont come back again and if he does, get the restraining order.  Ever time he comes back, he will be put right in the jail cell and having dudes calling him honey bun and sugar stick *winking* if u know what i mean...
648184
You need to figure out where they are getting it from and keep them away from that place until it has been eradicated.  Also if you are treating them every week, you are probably not getting rid of them completely.  You have to wash EVERYTHING in hot hot water.  They also make a spray for your matress'.  Spray the couches, beds, carpets, anything that can not be cleaned.  Make sure you wash coats, scarves, hats, EVERYTHING!  Are you seeing where I am going with this?  In this situation it is better to overreact than under react.  Good luck!
948240
Take a huge, steaming crap in his pillow case and leave it on his bed, if he complains about it, remind him of the cat puke he put on your dresser.
892020
he must be a real loser. you need to dump him and get someone who isnt so nosy. he probably goes through youre dresser drawers also.
376457
divert your attention to someone else who can fill the space that belonged to the person you want to get rid of. Let go of all grudges, pain and don't you ever think about getting a revenge because this will make you more attach to him/her.\n\nForgive and forget. If you can't forget, don't make every memory of him a big deal.
48694
if your stalker doesn't stop after you had told him to; then let him know that you will file charges on him and see if he continues...if he is just annoying you then consider talking to your parents about it and maybethey will talk to his parents and if its more serious then take it to the authorities
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Treating them mean and keeping them keen works for a while, but I think they get fed up with it after a while.  You say he makes you laugh 'a bit'.  Is that really enough?  If you hated his habits to begin with, then you'll hate them forever because he probably won't change.  And you can't just stay with someone because they're good in bed.  As painful as it might be, walk away.  The pain will ease in time.  Find someone who treats you with respect and loves you unconditionally.  Good luck :)
504181
To get rid of them in the house, try this:\nGet a shiny foil pie pan and a bright light (like a desk lamp) Put a couple of drops of dish soap in the pan and some water and mix them together - not super sudsy. Put the pan in a dark room (at night is ideal) and shine the lamp right into the center of the pan. \nThose little buggers will be attracted to the shine, jump in, and because of the soap, can't jump out, and will drown.
523355
Whatever you do, do not stay in the same room or rock her to sleep. If you do, she will become dependant on that behaviour, and will not sleep otherwise. If she has a "dark" issue, or a "monster issue, try using a nightlight. For monsters, I take a bananna and put it in a paper bag, say that monsters LOVE banannas, put it under her bed/in the closet and after a few minutes say "Got 'cha!!" and say you got the monster, and there is nothing to be afraid of. And throw the bag away, so the monster can't come back.=)
457082
i think you need to go to the dr. Its not good to wake up and its on your bed.
106948
Get rid of him, he doesn't respect you!
304865
Try every disgusting thing in the book in front of him, try any type of turn off.  Soon or later he will just get sick of it.  Otherwise try a restraining order, that usually works JK.  Other tactics try to find him a girl that is very much like him, and try to set him up.  That sometimes works.