have you ever Flatulated  in bed after doing the do?
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I don't think I've ever farted before "doing the do". I cannot recall farting after "doing the do". However, I have  farted in the middle of "doing the do".  He went down on my, I knew I had to fart and thought I could hold it. That was not the case. As soon as I hit that big "O" I lost all control and BAM...farted right on his chin. I started laughing so hard and I had one of those laughing farts..you know the kind where your fart is the same rhythm as your laughter. He finished "doing the do" and I had the giggles the whole time. I farted one other time, but it was just a little pffft.
4197
yes, i have. My girlfriend stuck an old-english rose scented air freshener in my dresser drawers and it soaked into my boxers. i farted and it actually smelled like roses. lol.
388692
I have, was laying in bed and got just past the wall into the living room, then got pulled back.
486960
Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
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ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
226714
I had once and it is amazing!\nIt gives you a soothing feeling afterwards!
54475
It wasnt too funny when it happened to me.  I had just had my hysterectomy and THOUGHT I had to pass gas.  WRONG!  Went right on myself.  I was still in the hospital at the time doing my laps and ran as best I could all the way back to my room passing bathrooms all along the way for some unknown reason.  Its funny now that I look back at it but it sure wasnt when it was happening.
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OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
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I have been to several.  Most have been great!  Lovely rooms, very clean, great food.  You can meet some lovely people to talk to or watch TV with.  I only had a problem one time.  The B&B had four bedrooms on the second floor, each with its own bathroom.  The walls were kind of "thin" and there was one guy in one of the rooms who farted all night long.  For a while he sounded like a motorcycle, then like a howitzer, then like a shot gun.  Several tiimes his wife went down stairs for a breath of fresh air.  The next morning at breakfast, no one sat near him.
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you are so gross do you fart in front of you girlfriend gross sicko
1001303
i fart under my blanket and then put my head in to smell! actually i do that most of the time... and i like it!
898927
Falling out of bed during sex. Been there, done that !
776658
Been there, done that. But I started choking and it was a big powdery mess. =P
29927
Yes, about 3 to 6 times, and some don't some do it depends on the man. I've gone many rounds with my boyfriend in the sheets. Even if he is a religous prude. And no matter how small!
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I did... it was a heck of experience.. really out-of-mind... It was in the inside-bathroom of my ex-boss office and his secretary entered twice without noticing I was there... But then we needed to left the place... So she went out walking out of the office like nothing happens and I did the same 10 mins later, that was funny....\nAnd tks for not letting me forget such a good time.....
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Going down on her.\n\nHowever... Back when I dated I was asked "How do you do that?" and asked to write a book and share.\n\nhaha\n\nI only knew they liked it when they clenched their teeth, clawed at the bed sheets, every muscle in their entire body would tense up and flex, their legs started shaking (and continued to do so for a few minutes after the big O), held their breath groaning and moaning, twitching their cute little tummies and nearly bucking me into next week.\nOn a near fall I had to make sure she didn't get up and walk for a few minutes so she could get her wobbly legs back in order. *sigh* (Good thing there's a learning curve.)\n\nTrouble is they want seconds but they're too worn out and have to wait a few days. That's an issue I can't seem to gain an edge on. *sniff*
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I like your style.\n\nI am going to try it and see what happens.........................\n\nOh hell !! I followed through on the fart bit........be back in a mo..................