What is the dumbest law youve heard?
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In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.  (Real law).
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Go here for bunches of them - http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/sillylaws.html\n\nAnd here -\nhttp://www.dumb.com/laws.htm\n\nAnd here -\nhttp://www.thefoolsday.com/silly-laws.html
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silly Christians..that is the dumbest thing i ever heard of
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which state?\nwhat laws?
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Stupid people in power!
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It's against the law.
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THE HAT LAW (beeep! beeep! Move it Hat Guy!)\nTHE YOU BIG BULLY LAW (try & knock me down)\nTHE HELP I'M A BUG LAW (SPLAT! *Help, I'm a bug!*)\n\nYour question rocks because all you hear from books and teachers is (use Peanuts TV show teacher voice here)\n\n"bwah bwah bwah tends to remain in motion bwah bwah equal and opposite reaction bwah bwah bwah"\n\nI think this is because they do not really understand it.\n\nYou know who understands this stuff by the seat of their pants? Bikers! Harley, Suzuki, Honda, you name it, they totally get it.\n\nAction-Reaction, sure enough. But you have asked what is so QUESTION NUMBER ONE in physics. \n\nHere's a way to remember and understand through a totally whack story.\n\nIt took a super-genius, I mean way smarter than Einstein, to figure it out. A good old farm boy, astrologer, magician & alchemist, religious fanatic, mathematician and all around kook. Yes sirree, Sir Isaac Newton.\n \nWell we all know what a force is, it is a sort of push or pull -- think of it as something that changes or *tries to change* the motion of stuff.\n\nNewton first figured out that if you leave a thing alone, or if the pushes and pulls on it cancel out, then it will sit there like a lump. Like those drivers wearing hats, and like sit there after the light has already turned green two minutes ago.\n\nOr else a thing will keep moving in the same straight line direction and speed like those drivers wearing hats who go 40 mph on the expressway with their turn signal blinking on and on. This is known as "THE HAT LAW".\n\nAll was well until he noticed that things move faster in an amount equal to how much you bully them or push them around. Twice the force, twice the fasterness and fasterness (also known as acceleration). This is called the "YOU BIG BULLY LAW".\n\nThen he discovered a fly in the ointment. His HAT and BULLY laws didn't really explain all that much. Something was gumming up this beautiful theory. We call it MASS and it is still an unknown mystery as to what it really is. So we vaguely call it the amount of stuff or matter in a thing.\n\nSo he found out that for a certain force the faster-isity (acceleration) is cut in half if you double the mass. The bully has to push twice as hard to fasterize two little kids. So he was like "I'll just add that in, and all will be cool". The "YOU BIG BULLY LAW" and "THE HAT LAW" totally did it all. Let's hear it, big-time: Boo Yah!\n\nBut then Newton had a road accident. He was gunning his Harley over London bridge at like 250 when a bug hit him in the mouth and knocked out one of his wooden teeth. He was all "Why am I so in pain?". And the bug as it squooshed said "Help! I'm a bug!"\n\nSo spitting out the splinters of his wooden tooth and the splattered bug, he had this revelation. He realized that because he was moving so fast, and the bug slowed down so fast, that even a miniscule mass like a bug was like taking a hammer to his tooth.\n\nHe noticed that the force was equal to the mass of the bug times the speed of impact all happening in a brief moment. \n\nSince Newton spoke Latin (he was the love child of Joe Newton and an Italian governess) he wrote "Fastus buggus ina momentum hurtus like crazy." Today we call this "momentum" (really) It is just "mass times speed" or "force times a small moment of time".\n\nAnd he realized that the bug smashed up his tooth, but also that the bug was squashed (like a bug) because they were trading off the EXACT same amount of momentum. \n\nThe force on the tooth by the bug in the moment of time was PRECISELY equal to the smacko-ing the tooth used to stop the bug dead.\n\nHe said "Hey, like he broke my tooth, but I killed him soooo dead!" He did the math and found that the force of the bug on the tooth was equal to the force of the tooth on the bug!\n\nNo way did the two eq
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You want dumb laws? \n\nI got yer dumb laws right here.\n\nIn nebraska:\n       1. If a child burps during church, his parent may  be arrested.\n\n        2. It is Illegal to go whale fishing.\n\n       3. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
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Go to where they are dumbed
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Where did you pick this? from the dumb laws? there were rules for the times. Things have changes, we have no such law that exists which are racially biased.
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"what is the dumbest question ever asked?" has got to be the dumbest question ever asked.
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*Stupidest of them all, and deserving of the 10 Points*\n\n"What color teletubbie are you?"\n\nLOL :-)\n\n~~~Have fun with that one!
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Right off the hopskip...the dumbest one is luncheon meat. Doesn't matter who it is. Pick a dumb one and off you go. If the group gets smaller, survival of the fittest.
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It is against the law.
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hahaha.........broke my ribs with the laughter......LMAO...\n\nOne for you, the bored :\n\nA truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!" And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."
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ummm, that is against the law
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guys get ready to read a whole lot :)\n\n\nWeird and obscure laws\n\n\nThis is a list of obscure but (at the time I made this page) still on the books ridiculous or bizarre laws. Are you breaking the law and not knowing it?? Check your state to find out. \n\nAlabama \nIt is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday. \nIt is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church. \nPutting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. \nAlaska \n\nIn Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. \nIt is illegal to a wake a bear for the purpose of photography, although it is legal to shoot a sleeping bear. \nA law in Fairbanks, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. \nArizona \n\nIn Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants. \nIn Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American. \nIn Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse. \nIn Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders. \nArkansas \n\nIn Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill any living creature, including insects. \nIn Little Rock, if a man and a woman flirt with each other in the streets, they could be jailed for 30 days. \nA man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. \n-Don't do it guys. \nCalifornia \n\nIt is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless it's a whale. \nIn Pacific Grove, molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. \nIn Pasadena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. \nIt is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. \nIn Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. \nIn San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. \nIt is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles. \nIt is illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub. \nDue to the ambled name of "Texas Instrument," the TI-82,TI-83,TI-83+,TI-86, and TI-89 were all banished from California. If caught with one, 4 weeks of prison is assigned. \nIn Ventura County, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. \nColorado \n\nIn Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing unbecoming to one's gender. \nIn Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. \nIn Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits. \nConnecticut \n\nIn Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog. \nIt is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. \nIn New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks in 25 mph, even when going to a fire. \nIn Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday. \nDelaware \n\nIn Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are form-fitting around the waist. \nIt is illegal to fly over a body of water unless sufficient supplies of food and water are on board. \nFlorida \n\nIn Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear of any kind of strapless gown. \nUnmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed. \nIn Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. \nGeorgia \n\nAll males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads. \nIn Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position. \nIn Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. \nIt is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down. \nHawaii \n\nIt is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks. \nIt is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit. \nIdaho \n\nIn Pocatello, the carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view. \nAlso in the latter town, it is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's reputation. \nBoxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds. \nIllinois \n\nIn Chicago, people who are diseased