Whats a quick and dirty way to euthanise my dog? Actually my kids dog.?
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I agree with the people above. You should set the right example for your and other kids. And recycle. Find a nice kebab recipe, take your family to the park for a lovely sunday BBQ, and turn the remains into a decorative shade lamp.\nEnjoy!\nRegards from Holland.
517432
Give your dogs away now.  Learn to control yourself. Avoid temptation.
633296
Get a vile of it from your dog.
999589
sign outside a vet/taxidermist\n"either way you get your dog back!"
649060
Hate to tell you, but it sounds like your hermit crab is dead.\nMake a little coffin and have a little funeral for him... I know this sounds weird but we used to do this with all family pets and it was easier on us kids to cope with the loss.\nThen perhaps take her to a pet shop and get her to pick out a new one?
1075392
Give that little puppy a rest.
51960
Hi SGrant-  dragonpedal must have keep her kids at daycare providers place....lol...and they killed their headlice with their fingers..lol..lol..because bleach water doesn't kill headlice the doc said..but dragonpedal took a month to manually (finger squash the critters). I hope the daycare provider doesn't have to pay dragonpedal by the hour...lol..there sure was a lot of them if it took a month to kill them all.\n You can buy shampoo, foggers, and bedding spray at most pharmacys. Spray your cars, beds ,all furnture, and carpet. Spray and bag all stuffed animals for two weeks. Make sure to treat the whole familys heads, retreat if bottle suggests.\n  Good Luck.
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It wasn't pleasant and in fact it was awful but when I had to have my Basset hound euthanized the vet injected her and she just fell asleep instantly.  I feel that this was the most humane way I could do it although it was heart breaking.  I sorta wish it was legal for humans that are terminally ill and in pain.  It's the way I would want it for me if that were so.
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That is really disgusting. You should definitely call the cops on him. That is animal cruelty first of all which is against the law. Second, this is a very, very, very sick individual and he should be put away. If not for the dog's safety, think about your own or others around you.
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Well from what i know from the school i go to, easy-off oven and grill cleaner is good for a dogs fur coat. the corosiveness actually dissolves the dirt and grim caked onto hair follicle, to make it more shiney and gleam with a ferrocity of a tiny school girl. if ingested it will make the poop shiney, maybe you could make it into a statue like Tom Cruise did for his childs first poop. if you have any more question please contact me at 1-800-I-AM-STUPID. Disclaimer*\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n*actually kills your dog
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put more dog crap on it
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dog poop...no e coli.\nfly\nteeth pulled\n3 fingers
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It's not an easy thing to do-but you have to please them. When I was a little girl it took me years to convince my parents I was responsible enough for my own dogs. We had little pets, like hermit crabs and fish but to me nothing could compare to a dog. \n\nYou really have to prove it to them. Do chores, whether pet related or not, without being asked. Do them before your parents have a chance to ask you. Do extra chores. If your neighbors have pets, strike a deal with them to help care for them for a week, and show them that you're willing to walk a dog several times a day. Go the extra distance and let them know you will do anything to get the dog, and they will see how much you truly want it. \n\nI began working at an animal rescue when I was twelve. I worked there, volunteering at adoption events every weekend, helping with fundraising, and overall just dedicating so much time and energy to it. The key factor was showing my parents dogs were my passion, not telling them. The more I bugged them about it, the less enthusiastic they were.\n\nOnce I turned sixteen, they finally comprehended that I was not going to give up and decided I more than deserved the privilege of my own dog. I adopted a dog from the rescue that weekend, and he went with me to college and passed away shortly after. \n\nToday, I live with my husband and two kids---and currently eight dogs. Four are mine, and four are fosters with a rescue in a different state than my hometown. Every bit of effort I put in as a teenager was worth it, because I know my life wouldn't be the same today if I had given up. \n\nKeep working hard, and with time it will come. Good luck!
295304
I gotta take my dog to the vet.
759415
color your pubes the same colour as your dog,then just wag your tail in front of her.if that doesnt work, take a crap in the living room
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my family and animals
342420
Kick both the asses to the curb,lol. Get a new dog and a woman that hates dogs, or dislikes them a little. Good luck with that.