If I had a slingshot and was covered in honey would I stand a chance against a pack of angry Frenchmen?
462119
I'm an angry frenchmen. You're ass is grass.
190491
I suppose there may be a slight chance.  The chances of getting slapped, pepper sprayed, or humiliated are probably greater depending on how you approach the question.
210785
My guess would be yes.\n\nFlies LOVE dead things, and blood..ewww...I'll bet there were swarms of flies.
670559
You wont throw basketballs at them..Baseball is the thing. American grenades were built like baseballs cause all American kids should be able to throw a baseball. (thats why german grenades had handels in old days, remember soccer is their game) I kinda grew up an only child, nobody to play catch with, so I guess thats why I got a cool 40 MM grenade launcher on my M-16! (Im sure after all those pushups you will be made to do your arms will be stronger)
369304
anythin rabid would lose i'd think. unless it was fightin like a worm or somethin. (0_o)
655696
Sneak into the lawn and garden area armed with a bottle of roundup...make the following demand....\nGive me my money back or the pansies get whacked!\n\n:-)
920558
I bet injured miroorganisms would be mad as hell and want to deliver as much pain and suffering as they could.  I'd stay away from them.
864439
Threaten them with violence
372217
only if i can shoot then set it on fire then......i ran out of idea....sure i will destroy it for you
616094
Depends if you play at a range where the guns speeds are regulated (in this case it'll sting but not too bad you'll get bruises as well)  Or if you play with friends in the bush where the guns speeds are above average (this'll hurt like a son of a bitch!  I'm talking huge welts, blood being drawn, and I've been told by the guys there to protect the jewels - I saw a guy bent over for like half an hour puking from that pain!)\n\nAlso always play with a 10 foot rule!!!
935039
i sure would.i wouldnt want some other country come over here and just do whatever they want to.how can you defend your family if you cant defend your country.
856634
Well, if it were up to me, you would receive a bayonet to the eye socket, but since our soldiers are the most disciplined in the world, probably you would just get arrested.\nBut this is a non-issue. Do you really think they would even notice you and your wimpy kick or shove. they would probably just think you were an insect pestering them.\nOh yea, one more likely scenario - most probably, the veterans who were just there paying their respects to their fallen comrades would take you out behind a large tree and teach you some manners.
154088
Can I get a smack at it.
454181
I afraid that it would take an act of God.  Animals fight, Insects fight, birds fight, and even the fish fight so I guess we are doom to fight.  It's sad but true.  Maybe the next world.  Hope to see you there!
401875
I'm being attacked by a swarm of the little beggars right now and it's making it hard to type. Ah that's the last one good. Any way before tonight I would have thought not likely but then I heard this buzzing, I looked out threw the window and snap, their all over me. Oh wait these are honey bees, oh dear; my mistake; sorry!
1107635
Use a machine gun dude, them crows travel in packs. You could take out hundreds not even aiming at em!! Good eatin!!
986685
I would slap an American round the face with a French person.