What should you do when you bite your tongue so hard it bleeds?
460524
Try grits and beer.  Just make sure there is lots of Cajun seasoning in the grits.\nIf that doesn't work, going into a dark room with strangers and exploring genius should work.\n\nBoom boom.
1068573
ewwww.\nThey suck all the spit and mucus???\nI want you to check your neck for any signs of vampire bite marks.\nI think spitting while frenching is HORRENDOUS.\nMucus??? ewwwwww.\nI think you should just tell her not to suck 'so' much!!!\nDownside to it, she might stop giving you the same passionate kisses.\nUpside, you can ask her to give you one down south.\nPeace!!
787392
Your tongue fell off?\nSalt makes them swell
815022
Go and get some gargle/mouthwash from the pharmacy, take paracetamol and honey and lemon drinks.  If you have trouble brething get yourself to a hospital xx
581573
Consider your tongue?\n\nAssuming you take good care of your gums, as you say.\n\nGo get a mirror, . .  a hand mirror.\nNow Stick it out, Ga head, Stick it out.\n\nIf you stick your tongue out and see any color other than pink, brush your tongue; If you gag easily stick out your tongue as far as possible and gently bite your tongue, then brush the portion of tongue, in front of your teeth. (i'm not kidding) The teeth block the gag reflex. try to get the portion farther back as best you can. It may take a few days but your tongue will gradually go back to a healthy pink color. Then your bad breath will go away.\n\nThe odor caused by bacteria on the tongue and sulfer compounds, by products of bacterial metabolism, that they are busily at work making all night while you sleep. So if if you get rid of the bacteria there, the smell goes too.\n\nGood luck\n\nLet us know how it works
1167719
You could still be bleeding a little bit and what you're tasting is blood. I had my wisdom teeth cut out and I bled for about 3 days. when I began brushing again I was careful not to run the toothbrush over the sore areas.
1044527
Put your knife and fork down between mouthfulls and chew, chew, chew\n\nhttp://www.solgar.co.uk/healthnotes/healthnotes.asp?org=boots&ContentID=1034003
506406
Don't say a word and chew your first mouthful for one whole minute. Chew slowly. Remember what it's like to really taste, discover how many different flavours make up one bite.\n\nSwallow. Drink a little water. \n\nThen enjoy sparkling conversation with someone I adore.
758995
omg I'm scared...\nhow about u dip your thumb in something that tastes nasty..so like that you can keep your thumb out of your mouth.
143876
well think about it! biting your touge hurts right now imagine sticking a neddle thorugh it, yeah im will to bet it will hurt.   However fortunetly they give you painkillers so it tends not to hurt as much.\n\nBut just rememebr getting your tounge perced kills off many many tastebuds on your tounge and you cannot talk for like 2 days until the swelling goes down.
25366
food.. e.t.c. try brushing your tongue everytime you brush your teeth that will help.
43001
Hmmm... I might stand on my head and gargle peanut butter. \n\n(Do not try this at home, kiddies...)
515826
Get a tongue scraper.
305367
Either you're brushing your teeth too hard or not often enough.  You should brush twice a day with a soft bristle toothbrush.  And floss daily.  Most people hold their toothbrush with a death grip and scrub hard.  Try holding your toothbrush with just your fingertips while brushing.  If your gums still hurt, then you probably have gingivitis.  If your gums are red, swollen, or bleeding, then they are infected.  Brush twice and floss once everyday, and rinse with Listerine or Crest Pro-Health Rinse daily also.  If you floss daily for a couple weeks, the bleeding should go away.  If left untreated, gingivitis can lead to periodontal disease, which causes tooth loss.  Periodontal disease can also contribute to the development of heart disease, pre-term low-birth weight babies, and complications with diabetes.  Take care of your teeth and gums.  Healthy gums do not bleed.  They are just like any other part of your body.  If your finger was always hurting or bleeding, you would be concerned.  You should also be concerned about your oral health.  Go see a dentist.
1168705
when did you have the extractions done?  do the white things feel sharp to your tongue?  are you in pain?  dentist's will respond over the weekend if it's a true emergency and your answers to the above questions determine the answer.  if you're in pain and your meds have run out, try ibprofen, aspirin or tylenol or call your pharmacy and request a refil of your meds.  if the white things are sharp, they may be bone splinters, if not they may be the scabs forming.  the puffiness may take up to ten days to subside depending on the state of your health, immune status, age etc.  ibprofen or another non-steroidal anti-inflammatory or the aspirin would be best for the swelling, if you're able to take them.  also ice packs are very helpful as is a quite weekend and a lot of rest..
836257
Just say ouch!  And tell him not to bite too hard because it hurts.
255039
If you use a tongue cleaner, floss, eat mints, and mouthwash it should work.  If you are still having bad breath after doing all this, see a dentist.  As weird as it seems, it could be signs of a serious condition.