Steven Segal or Jean Claude?
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OMG!! They both make me sick.  You can also add Richard Gere to this list too.
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They are both really good, but I'd have to say Scarface. Just because you really have to pay attention to ALL the Godfather movies to get the full effect. LONG LIVE VITO CORELEONE :)
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John Cena or Shawn Micheals or Shannon Moore\n\nTwist of Fate or Poetry in Motion
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Will Smith or Vin Diesel
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That is so funny!  I would have to say Chuckie Cheese Schumer.  I wouldn't put it past him to have a press conference to announce he has had a Bowel movement!
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Let me start off I love them both, equally. I was so proud of Stephen Colbert when he spoke so truthfully (hehe) at the White House Correspondants Dinner. If you haven't seen footage of that you should, it's priceless. Now John Stewart, he is great too. I think lately he has gotten a little less funny but he still is awesome. Sorry I can't pick a favorite. When i'm not getting a lot of laughs from one guy I change to the other.
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I would definitely have to say that goofy is better than mysterious. Goofy you can relax with and mysterious guys are just too much work. It's a headache waiting to happen. lol
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I liked Jimmy Stewart better.  I think he was a better actor, although Cary Grant starred in more films, I believe.
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the Dudes got a band called the wait for it... Steven Segal Band. Original don't you think?
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He directed Dirty Work and that movie is hilarious. I liked him when I was a kid on Full House and Americas Funniest Home videos, but I always knew he was cheesy. Sometimes you need cheesy and sometimes you dont. This is why i like Full House AND Dirty Work.
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Ghost\nPatrick Swayze and Demi Moore
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Well since Bruce Lee is a corpse I'd bet on you,but if he were still alive I'd put my money on him even if he were still alive  he'd be in his 50's I'd still bet on him. I'd even take Jean Claude Van Damme over you,and he doesn't even know the martial arts. Steven Segal is a fat turd who can barely move,but I would pick him over you. My dad is 68 years old with two bad knees,and doesn't know the martial arts,and I would pick him over you. My wife is lazy,and complains alot,and I would pick her over you. Papa Smurf is only three apples high,and a cartoon caracter,and I would pick him over you. But I'm glad you're not conceded
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I love this question!  \n\nHowever, it wouldn't even be close!  Sensai Segal would DOMINATE Van Damme!\n\nSteven Segal is a 7th Dan Aikido.  Check him out training some students in Japan at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0VcOtneCRU  That is NOT the movies!  That is the real deal!\n\nA site to learn about Aikido is at http://www.aikidofaq.com/\n\nVan Dammes skills are ALL for show.  He does BIG telegraphed round house kicks.  He favors power kicks over speed. Any martial artist would hit him half a dozen times before that kick even came a round.  Van Damme also seems very arrogant.  That's a bad thing for a fighter.   \n\nBUT, to address any online rumors that Van Damme was not a real fighter and only learned to fight for the movies, that is not true.  \n\nVan Damme, before his acting career was a successful kickboxer on the European scene.  "He fought under his birth name of Jean-Claude Vandenberg. Fighting as a middleweight he captured a version of the European Middleweight Kickboxing Championship in 1980 with a first round knockout which was recorded in less than a minute."  Van Damme finished his kickboxing career at 12-1 with 12 KO's.
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Jackson Pollock or Salvador Dali
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wasnt this brought up in the god awful clerks 2? why did kevin smith ruin clerks by making a sequal? maybe if you got an enema first you would like it
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mickey mouse, everyone knows him. Arnold is a close second. Michael would be top but he is more known for his music than his acting talent
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John Madden,\n\nHe sounds just like his own video game, annoying as can be.  Also, I'm convinced he is madly in love with Brett Farve.