Did you know there are more germs on your keyboard than your toiletseat?
458501
I am weird, I clean my keyboard and mouse with rubbing alcohol pads and my desk with Lysol wipes. That was before I found about that story about the bathroom. Dirty computer equipment has always bothered me. I have scrubbed old beige monitors with Comet cleaner..works real good!
940522
flush toilet.... I did not come up with this one. Recently, I went to a campus performance of stand up comedian Bengt Washburn and he did a whole piece on how often this awesome invention gets overlooked in our lives.
826655
hahahaha funny.\nthose bathrooms are disgusting.
1115490
lets see, I've squeezed zits, poop outta my butt, a baby from you know where, a tongue ring from an infected tongue, pus from my babies clogged tear duct after he was born, and a few tampons here and there oh yeah and a few condom mishaps have been squeezed back out.  Is that enough???
882074
Unfortunately, it seems to be some kind of disease diceased that you have caught also. Butt, siriously  theire does seme to be sme sort of scew vup words epidemic don't you thnk?\nI'm hippy to do my parts of dispeilling that theori.
315680
Yes - hygiene is important in places which handles food. It's absolutely disgusting when you go into a toilet in somewhere like that and find yourself walking through a yellow puddle with brown splats!
979647
i know of someone who doesnt wash their hands after using the bathroom!!!Yuk!!!
654490
If you walked into the bathroom & saw a toilet seat covered in blood or semen, would you sit down?  \n\nI didn't think so.  You would also need a cut on your butt for the virus to get inside your body.  \n\nDon't worry about bathrooms - you can't get HIV from toilet seats - it's only transmitted by blood, semen, vaginal fluids and breast milk.  \n\nYou also cannot get stds (gonorrhea, chlamydia, crabs, herpes, hpv, etc.) from toilet seats.  If that myth was true - then we'd all have had an std by now -since we all have used a public restroom at least once in our lives!
645385
I once went in to a public restroom and apparently someone had diahhrea and poop was splattered all over the stall,walls and floor. Practically SPRAYED. Some people are not from this country and are used to pooping,peeing,ect in drains.I used to work ata hotel where that sort of thing happend all the time..DO NOT GO IN THAT STALL. You could get an intestinal disorder from other peoples poop.
560320
Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
757718
Sounds like your toilet is not the only thing full of sh1t! ;)
397480
ROFLMAO!  Ok, this one almost cost me a new keyboard.  I spit the diet coke (for nausea) all over it.
665849
You are sick and peverted!
1131580
What is fertinity? Did your fingers fly too fast over the keyboard?
733744
Did you read that one question where one guy vomited on another guy's laptop keyboard?\n\nYou're lucky :-P
418618
I think that even though they are toilets and aren't meant to be sanitary, there is something about sitting on a nasty toilet that makes me squirm!
602562
Just sit down. The odds of getting any kind of illness or infection from a toilet seat is like 1 in a billion. People are so germaphobic these days!