does anyone know quotes related to STDs?
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Chlamydia is nothing to clap about.
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Try IMDB quotes section.
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Here's a start ask about where did i leave my remote control or what should i wear tomorrow or even ask if i have sex without protection will i have a chance to become pregnant or recieving a STD.There's a starter kit for you.-lol-
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Cerificate For Sex \n\n \nThere was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. \n\nThe first fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. \nShe has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm \nstumped." \n\nHis buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she \nwants it.  She'll probably be thrilled!" \n\nSo, the first fellow did just that. \n\nThe next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion?  How'd it turn out?" \n\nThe first fellow replied,  "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!"
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Everybody needs to just chill *no pun to you - Mr. C&G..\n\n   My cocker spaniel actually did get an STD (kinda)\n\n   This story is SOOOOO funny but I swear to God that it is the truth --- (if it's too graphic -- just quit reading)\n\n   Way back when I was a teen -- ha ha...\nwe had a cocker and he got out one morning -- we had been playing in a softball tourny and come home to change and roll another doobie --- errr..\n\n   Anyway, we see the dog running down the street chasing a poodle --- a couple of days later, (my) dog has this "green" oozin' stuff on his privates so my mom takes him to the vet -- \n   My friend and I went to pick the dog up and the vet\ntells me (in the waiting room and in front of other people)\n(oh, and I'm probably high, that day too... )\n\n  Vet:  Your dog has an infection on his 'you know what'.  You will need to rub this cream on his 'you know what' daily for a week.\n\nwhich, by the way -- my "mother" played "nurse"...\n\n       Soooooooo we just died -- and to this day we still 'reminess' on the "time that Dutchie got VD from a french poodle.................
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are your more reliable source for information.\n\nhttp://www.cdc.gov/std/
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would you like to share a STD with me??? \nSeriously, don't you know the risks of having sex with people you don't know??
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"God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time."\n\nMy husband is brilliant, but even he won't think all too clearly when aroused.
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Yikes! Are we talking sharing an STD?
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Greetings,\n\nGonorrhea and Chlamydia\n\n-matt
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Q: What is the similarity between a bad joke and premature ejaculation? \nA: You know it's coming and there is not a damn thing that you can do to stop it.
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Pls try these sites:\nhttp://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html\nhttp://quotations.about.com/od/moretypes/\nhttp://www.invision-graphics.com/quotesmain-popular-main.html\nhttp://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=qod
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http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=quotation+marks&btnG=Search
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I have a few quotes that I really like.\n\n"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"  Elenor Roosevelt\n\n"Presence is more than just being there"  Malcolm Forbes\n\n"The only genuine love worthy of a name is unconditional."  John Powell\n\n\nHope these are helpful!  Congrats, and Good Luck
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I don't know. How is this an STD question?
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OH MY GOD!  This post definately needs to go down in some book...lol.\nI have not laughed so hard since someone told me they thought STDS stood for SAINT THOMAS DETECTIVE SQUAD!\nMan, this is some funny stuff...yeah, you should probably go to a dr...lol
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http://www.sexinfo101.com/st_chlam.shtml\n\nhttp://www.sexinfo101.com/st_genwarts.shtml\n\nhttp://www.sexinfo101.com/st_herpes.shtml\n\nthose are the most common STD's \n\nheres a link to the rest:\n\nhttp://www.sexinfo101.com/st_index.shtml