How do you successfully rob a bank?
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work for the bank that your planning to rob or scam people into thinking that they getting a /personall business accounts by using a well know brand like Natwest, etc.
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This may be a lil off subject but it's alwayz good to know, some of these situations might apply.\n\n1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!\n\n2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!\n\n3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.\n\n4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.\n\na. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.\n\n5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:\nA.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.\nB.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.\nC.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.\nIT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)\n\n6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)\n\n7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig-zag pattern!\n\n8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.\n\n9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever yo u do, DO NOT open the door."\nThe lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.\n\nCopy/Paste this and send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Rob a bank..then take the money and by a ticket from a scalper.
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Rob a bank or re-invent the paper clip.
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Talk to your local banker first.
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Greetings from inside the Yahoo Brain in New York City!\nHope you're catching the live webcast at: http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/asktheplanet/brain.html !\n\nIt would probably only ever happen in that cliched movie plot situation:  My family is threatened, and I must break into the Bank of England and obtain the contents of a certain lockbox in order to secure their safety.  \n\nLet's hope it never happens, because I'd be one lousy thief.\n\n\nHope this helps!\n--J.
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Mowing, raking leaves, parking cars, washing cars, babysitting, cleaning windows... rob a bank!  :-0
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well first dont go over board and get the huge scores tht will get you caught stay with what you can handle. try  not to be a violent thief cause youll get caught quicker. and never steall from the poor people do jelwery stores and stuff
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Call the bank and ask them
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best way is to make sure you are hiring HONEST employees ......\nALWAYS check references, especially from previous employers.\n\nsecurity cameras in high target areas (cash register, etc.)\nare helpful in deterring theft also
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Go to busiest intersection in your city, take off you clothes, and start collecting money from drivers.....For one day if you need the  money THAT BAD trust it will work.  They wouldn't want to leave that intersection and you'll make quick cash!!!!
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The best way would be to rob a bank....OH wait, no, that's illegal. Perhaps get a job and save up for it.
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Telephone banking is a lot like Internet banking, except what you do isn't encrypted. Normally telephone menu systems are cumbersome, so I recommend using the Internet instead. You can do most anything you want by using your bank's home page. Be sure that you type the address in manually and don't guess or use a search engine to find your bank address. Hackers are able to fake addresses, especially in an email, where you won't be able to see the difference between the fake and the real web site, even in the navigation window of your browser.\n\nYou can do online pretty much everything you can do in person besides actually have cash in your hands. You can even have your bank mail you a check, but it's faster just to have the people you want to pay get the money straight from the account. Some say never to give that information out, but every time you give someone a check they have all that information right on it. Don't believe the people who say you have no hope of fighting the thieves who take money without your permission. That being said, I wouldn' t post your account information on a web site unless you want to spend a lot of time cleaning up the mess from thieves.\n\nIt's safer to pay by credit card since you can challenge the charge easier if a thief takes money. Then you can pay your credit card online after you make sure the charges are correct. You should make sure the lock appears in the lower corner of your browser so you know your browser is using encryption. If you have more than one credit card account with a bank you may need to clear the cache on your browser when switching between them.
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Man, that's a really tough question.\n\nMy first idea was to rob the bullion depository at Fort Knox, but it turns out that they don't hold quite a billion dollars worth of gold.  I suppose if you ripped off the depository at the Denver Mint on the same day you'd make it.  The first link below tell you how much gold Fort Knox has.  \n\nMy second idea was that if you bought a CD worth NEARLY a billion dollars from an outfit that compounds interest daily, then you could go over a billion in one day.  For example, if you bought a Capfed one year CD worth $999,892,615, the interest accumulated over one day would bring you up to a billion.  I've included a link for Capfed and another for an interest calculator below.\n\nAlso, I note that the US Government awards 235 billion dollars worth of contracts a year.  So I've included a link to an article about how to win government contracts.  Of course you'd have to win a pretty big contract, but it shouldn't be that hard.  Do you like to pick up trash, for instance?  Ashbrit won a 1.1 billion dollar contract for doing just that in areas hit by Hurricane Katrina.  So I've included a link to an article about that as well. Of course, you'd have to pick up all of that trash in an awful hurry.\n\nOr what about this?  You could become a trillionaire and then make some really bad investments and lots of contributions to charity and drop down to a billionaire in a day.\n\nIt sure seems like there are plenty of ways to become a billionaire in one day.  I'm sure if you apply some creative thinking to the problem you will come up with many ways that I haven't even thought of yet.
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Greetings from inside the Yahoo Brain in New York City!\nHope you're catching the live webcast at: http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/asktheplanet/brain.html !\n\nWhy is robbing a bank illegal?  It helps you get money which you need, right?  So that should be fine, then.\n\n--J.
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Here are the steps for success in opening a shop.\n\n1. have a business plan.\n\n2. make sure you have three months rent and utilties in the bank\n\n3. build a clientel through service, and the sales will come!\n\n4. If it is not reparable, just tell them, don't bury yourself in the job.\n\n5. All the salesmen who will call offering you "Special Volume Discounts" on from their distributor will be profiting from you.\nDon't over stock.  learn from the big guys, order for the build, ship overnight at the customer's expense... Who can't really wait 3 days?  If servicing businesses, you should stock some common parts to get them serviced on the priority basis.\n\n6. The showroom shelves are stocked with empty boxes, with a brick inside, or a piece of 2x4 wood... \n\nNo shoplifting problems, when there is nothing in the box!  \n\nEverything else is under lock and key.  \nSet up live and active video cameras.\n\nProsecute all shoplifters, post neat little signs that you do so.\nMake sure there are NO blind spots where stuff can be stolen and the perp is not on a large parabolic mirror, or on camera.\n\nOpen at 10, close at 7, have your phone forwarded to a cellphone.\n\nSet a labor rate, like $75 per hour, and Road calls/service calls at $85... \n\n Here is my inventory:  \n3 hard drives, 80Gb IDE\n1 hard drive, 160Gb IDE\nto fix the older stuff...\n\n2 SATA hard drives of 80 to 250Gb.\n2 DVD writers, such as Pioneer 111D dual layers.\n\nA small assortment of upgrade memory, like some 256Mb, 512Mb, and 1 Gb sticks.  \n\nSome external drive enclosures, an assortment of popular cables, ethernet, SATA, USB, and converters...  Don't go overboard on the number, as 1 or 2 of each is fine...\n\nStock some mice, and keyboards.  \n\nIf you know of a 'two for one' deal at a weekend sale, sometimes, it can undercut the wholesale price you would pay...\n\nMany of the manufacturers sell wholesale over the Internet, through distributors. You should do the searching.  Check out the prices at http://pricewatch.com and you should stock for the persons who need instant gratification, at prices that bring a profit to the store.  Incorporate, and, have liability insurance. \n\nAnyway, good luck in the store!
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Robbery is:\n\n1) taking property,\n2) which is not yours,\n3) through violence, of the threat of violence.\n\nAll three are required.