I just found an Easter Egg, from Easter, behind my sofa....?
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you need to do one of a few things with it..\n\none..throw it out..now..\n\ntwo..throw it at someone you hate...\n\nthree..make a nice stand for it and put it on your mantle to view all year long...and hope it does not start stinking..\n\nGood luck
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I sure hope to have a dandy little Easter; and I hope you and your family have a dandy little Easter too!!!\n\nBye-biddly-o there buddy.
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i was down in by basement doing laundry(old 1930's apt building only 6 units) and the basement looks like another house basicaly. it has bedrooms and storage, and the rooms just have left behing junk like dressers and trash. there is this folding table in the livingroom part of the basement and its really big, like 6ft by 10 ft so theres plenty of room. i set my basket of clothes down and i knoticed a writing pen laying on the oposite side of the table a little ways from my stuff. i just glanced at it and left it alone. so i turned to put the clothes in the washer and as i turned back i saw that the pen was GONE! i looked everwhere around the table and looked around the floor to see if it rolled but i didnt even hear it drop on the cement floor. so i ran my scared butt up the stairs and wouldnt go back down there with out mu husband. i never found the pen. another time, my hubby and i decided to take up this old hope chest we found in one of the rooms. it looked as if it was form the 40's or 50's and while we were looking at it we heard foot steps on the stairs leading down but we didnt hear the door open or close.(the door is REALLY squeeky and loud) so we high tailed it back up stairs. well, ever since we took the hope chest, we can take digital pics of the house and see huge orbs and balls of light all over our living room where we put it. i love it though, as long as im not in the basement.
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I love antiques but I am gonna have to part with my antique sofa and chair...they are falling apart!  I hate it but the next thing I am gonna buy is a new sofa and chair...ya'll are invited to the new sofa and chair unveiling as soon as it is purchased...partayyy!
82073
Most likely your ghost lady was buried under the house.  You should dig it up under there.
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Is this THE infamous trampoline of YAHOO!®ANSWERS lore?\n\nOk, what were YOU doing that could have possibly broke a trampoline???  \n\nInstead of having a baby on it were you trying to make one this time?\n\nHuh?????  WE're waiting...
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i think he will give you a rotten egg,or a 6 year old peep that is a rare black color.lol\nHAPPY EASTER!!!
939873
Very VERY strange, Id like to know what the creator was taking....:D
494428
Sofa? Is that what you meant to say? What the hell is IMPROTER?? I dont get it
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decorate like differnt bible times. start with the garden of eden hide eggs among the fruits, then go to the ark, tower of babel, jonah and other stories depending on the age group and time. then enter the new testamet where they start at the manger and go through the life of jesus. go to the cross and hide black eggs then.... have them go to the tomb and find the golden egg hidden in burial clothes. if possible have an actor throught, especiaaly in the end, playing jesus, have him rise( the true meaning of easter-make sure th kidsw know what it is) and maybe jesus can hand them the last egg. it is fun and the kids get the true meaning of christmas along with other bible stories.\n\n   this may not work on such short notice but mayber you can figure something out and it's a possibility for next year. GOOD LUCK and HAVE FUN!!!
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well, were in the world could your sparm go?  Did you look under the couch?  Sparms are sneaky little guys, maybe he is hiding...
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The Easter bunny is a symbol of fertility and rebirth, so I'm told. And a similar line of thought is also applied to the symbolism of Easter eggs. \n\nThe Easter bunny as an entity of itself does not exist, but it is a way to get kids interested in the holiday of Easter and as they get a little older (7+ or so), the real meaning of Easter can be introduced and comprehended by the child. \n\nI do have a vision of what I pictured the Easter bunny to look like when I was little, and it was something along the lines of the man in the Easter bunny costume that I saw at the mall. \n\nI have a lot of awesome Easter memories from my childhood. It did not hurt me to believe in both the Resurrection of Christ AND the Easter bunny. One I outgrew, the other is still with me. Happy Easter to you and your family!
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The Decorated Easter Egg\n\n\nThe egg is nature's perfect package. It has, during the span of history, represented mystery, magic, medicine, food and omen. It is the universal symbol of Easter celebrations throughout the world and has been dyed, painted, adorned and embellished in the celebration of its special symbolism.\n\nBefore the egg became closely entwined with the Christian Easter, it was honored during many rite-of-Spring festivals. The Romans, Gauls, Chinese, Egyptians and Persians all cherished the egg as a symbol of the universe. From ancient times eggs were dyed, exchanged and shown reverence.\n\nIn Pagan times the egg represented the rebirth of the earth. The long, hard winter was over; the earth burst forth and was reborn just as the egg miraculously burst forth with life. The egg, therefore, was believed to have special powers. It was buried under the foundations of buildings to ward off evil; pregnant young Roman women carried an egg on their persons to foretell the sex of their unborn children; French brides stepped upon an egg before crossing the threshold of their new homes.\n\nWith the advent of Chrisianity the symbolism of the egg changed to represent, not nature's rebirth, but the rebirth of man. Christians embraced the egg symbol and likened it to the tomb from which Christ rose.\n\nOld Polish legends blended folklore and Christian beliefs and firmly attached the egg to the Easter celebration. One legend concerns the Virgin Mary. It tells of the time Mary gave eggs to the soldiers at the cross. She entreated them to be less cruel and she wept. The tears of Mary fell upon the eggs, spotting them with dots of brilliant color.\n\nAnother Polish legend tells of when Mary Magdalen went to the sepulchre to anoint the body of Jesus. She had with her a basket of eggs to serve as a repast. When she arrived at the sepulchre and uncovered the eggs, lo, the pure white shells had miraculously taken on a rainbow of colors.\n\nDecorating and coloring eggs for Easter was the custom in England during the middle ages. The household accounts of Edward I, for the year 1290, recorded an expenditure of eighteen pence for four hundred and fifty eggs to be gold-leafed and colored for Easter gifts.\n\nThe most famous decorated Easter eggs were those made by the well-known goldsmith, Peter Carl Faberge. In 1883 the Russian Czar, Alexander, commissioned Faberge to make a special Easter gift for his wife, the Empress Marie.\n\nThe first Faberge egg was an egg within an egg. It had an outside shell of platinum and enameled white which opened to reveal a smaller gold egg. The smaller egg, in turn, opened to display a golden chicken and a jeweled replica of the Imperial crown.\n\nThis special Faberge egg so delighted the Czarina that the Czar promptly ordered the Faberge firm to design further eggs to be delivered every Easter. In later years Nicholas II, Alexander's son, continued the custom. Fifty-seven eggs were made in all.\n\nOrnamental egg designers believe in the symbolism of the egg and celebrate the egg by decorating it with superb artistry. Some use flowers and leaves from greeting cards, tiny cherubs, jewels and elegant fabrics, braids and trims, to adorn the eggs. They are separated, delicately hinged and glued with epoxy and transparent cement, then when completed, they are covered with a glossy resin finish. Although the omens and the mystery of the egg have disappeared today, the symbolism remains, and artists continue in the old world tradition of adorning eggs.
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I've got some cardboard cut-outs of chicks left-over from Easter.  LOL  Sorry, but I cannot help you.
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Well my favorite Easter treats are seeing all my family, in-laws too! Today i made Easter dinner :) it was great. Then, it is usually sunny on Easter, i like to go out into the woods, and enjoy what god gave us. I also like the Easter basket my mom has made me for the last 25 years. my guilty pleasure. Then at the end of the day i like to thank god for all he has given us. (actually i do that every night, but hey!) Hope you had a fantastic Easter yourself and got to enjoy all the wonderful things about it as well. What is your favorite treat? if you don't mind me asking! Have a good day!
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I'm not but I can't wait for my daughter to. We always leave a trail of candy filled eggs from her bedroom to where ever we put her Easter basket. I can't wait to see the look on her face when she sees all the goodies the "Easter Bunny" has left her.!\n\nHave fun! :)
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Ok, that's f*cked up!  Where to hell do you live?  You always have strange weird @ss things going on outside your house.  I don't know whether to be curious or scared.