Why was my husband's presidency a big joke?
456875
cause he liked cigars a little too much
410243
We weren't fighting, we were burning him with an awesome April Fools joke! \nDon't assume that every loud voice you hear is an arguement.\nSheesh!\nThat just shows your suffering from "shell shock"! \ndaddy issues and all that rot.
847957
I've read the transcript of the speech and I do NOT believe it was a joke.  Nothing about what he was saying referred to Bush or the White House.  It was a direct comment at the military.  For those who do think it was a joke, I suggest you read it in full content.\n\nKerry has made it clear for years that he doesn't like or respect the military.  This isn't the first time that he's lashed out at them.  We all know that his military career was a hoax, to say the least.  He nominated himself for awards so he could get out of Vietnam and have a future in politics.  So far, the only people falling for it are the people that believe comments like he made are a joke.\n\nWe don't know anyone that laughed at his comment.  However, we can all appreciate the joke the soldiers made in reply to it.  Awesome comeback by our troops!!
869240
Most Americans will see this "joke" for what it is... an expression of his lack of respect for the American military. If they have have any sense they will steer clear of candidates that will weaken and destroy America, which not always, but in most cases is the Democrat party.
712511
My bf has a huge poster of all of the dumb things he has said on his wall. Actually, my history teacher in my junior year of high school had a desk calender with a different page for every day, that had a new dumb quote everyday, also. Yeah, Bush makes me laugh. He is pretty dumb, at least, he sure sounds that way!! :)
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When you are the leader of the most powerfull nation on this big blue marble, NO!!! You have to set a standard, you have to lead by example, and telling lies to the world about no doing it, then saying you did, tells our kids its ok to lie when it benefits you.\n\nIf he and Hillary werent getting it together, that is their problem, but to have an affair, as a public offical, not good.
874406
He's obviously not too bright if he couldn't forsee the disaster in his words before he spoke them. At the very least, he should have recognized their "double meaning". Although I think it is more than a stretch to imply his words were intended ONLY FOR THE PRESIDENT!?!?!\n\nAnyone in his position for as long as he has been in politics... There is no excuse for an error of this magnitude especially on the eve of elections. \n\nI can't help but think now and again that there is something else going on here, more to it. Regardless, I can't stand the man.
546990
No... he is currently in the presidential office. just kidding.
615924
Clinton didn't accomplish anything as far as I could tell,\nhe was too busy with his sorted affairs. He couldn't even help Al Gore. He probably hurt him more than helped him. It really doesn't matter about his sex life; people were training over here to fly airplanes into buildings on Clinton's watch. Bush has taken the blame for all his shortcomings.
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Well, to say the least a few of them did even though it was dry humor....\nNow our President G. W. Bush has a sense of humor and he also says things that make one laugh if you listen to him.\n\nGo to the Sites I have listed here and see just how funny our president is.
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He is doing well under difficult circumstances. He was the best man that won two terms. The President is holding up.well with all the criticism, that is very often invalid. The President is a man of Prayer, and is in our prayers, for Diving guidance and wisdom for his decisions. The first President in office to acknowledge his spirituality   , and the First Lady, is a great asset to the President and the Country
712259
No but he certainly insulted my husband who has been to Iraq twice and is probably going back, who has 5 and a half years in the army, and by the way has a college degree in physcology.  (did I spell that right?  obviously I don't have the degree lol)  He is half way through a degree in electronics.  so I guess he is wrong, it angered me, I am trying not to be angry at a stupid remark.  I feel for all the families who have lost a loved one over there.  The children that hold their fathers and mothers up so high, as a hero.  Why dwell on a dumb comment, I just know I won't vote for him
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This may sound silly, but my husband can make me laugh in the toughest of times. It may sound like he's being insensitive but he's not. For example, they found a lump in my breast and I had an appointment for a mamogram. When I told my husband how scared and nervous I was he responded with, "If they have to cut off both breasts then we can just get one real big one put in the middle, then take pictures, people would pay to see that:" Sounds corny, but it made me laugh and at that moment a laugh was really needed. I think it's also his way of dealing with things as well. I love my husband so much and I would be lost with out him. He is my best friend and we can talk about anything with each other! Communication and Honesty goes along way in our marriage! When things have been bad, we just didn't give up! We agreed that we're in this thing for the long haul, good and bad!
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I'm  sorry he said that. if you haven't had any "romantic" dealings with this man, then he has no right to call you that. tell him that you were rather offended by him saying that, even if it was a joke. jokes are meant to be funny, and obviously, he was the only one who thought it was funny. if he does it again, then tell his wife.
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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I have been looking at the answers and other than the first one I think a lot of them are candidates for best answer.  I do NOT think he is a wonderful president.  The surplus was chewed up and now there is a booming deficit, while here in Canada we still have a surplus.  The current account deficit is at all time highs.  Then there are wars waged on false info.  Gini index is approaching that of third worlds (the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer).  OK he stands up for morals but also has presided over more executions as Governor and his brother being second at the same time.  OK my rant is over everybody have a nice day
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no...  in office... he was an idiot...an ineffective liberal president who's  term will never stand out in history...its nice that he has found something worth while to dedicate his life to...  now if he would only stay out of politics..lol...