Does farting help your charisma?
459433
NO way man. It'll hurt it more than anything else.
738700
Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
29605
Be your self, if your fake & then get into a relationship you will not be able to continue the charade indefinitely. Use the manner’s your mom thought you, like limited use of vulgar language, not burping or farting when your with her; being on your best behavior but be yourself.
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
99809
I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
99375
yes! it's proved even medically ,, \n\nwhen you laugh you are using most of your facial muscles and even making the whole body working in a fantastic way ! .... in contrast , being sad , sullen and grim would make your face latent inactive ,, a real proof is what we see in the forehead of nervious people , i mean those folds .\n\nso cheer up !\n\na note : be careful , exceeded laughing is not recommended at all , it have a bad effect on the heart.
408200
You could try to emulate Worf :)\n\nReally, though, true laughter is healthy and socially acceptable/attractive generally!  If you laugh nervously, you could try working on your confidence.  If you laugh inappropriately, you might try thinking about something else... or overanalyzing the situation, the intents of the speakers, or something distracting like that!\n\nJust a thought -  Good luck!
71036
Probably not.  Farting is caused by gases being released in the digestion of food and beverages.  However, the carbonation will probably make you burp.
504217
yes!! and i cant think why\n1) would you rather cry custard or fart confetti?\n\n2) can you see your farts in cold weather like you can see your breathe?  <<<<come on that was purely for scientific reasons!! :p
195638
Well, you wrote the word faiting, but it is clear you meant to write FARTING.  If you are wanting to fart in harmony that can be tricky.  I would assume if you ate the same foods, (broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, or various beans) it would help, of course the pitch can be tricky so you will need to work on doing special exercises, preferably together.  Hopefully before long you will be able to harmonize on such tunes as "Ebony and Ivory", "Someday My Prince Will Come" and "Hero."  \n\nGood luck.
1158477
Depends what I've eaten and when. Though I like to think of myself as a well-balanced farter. Any time of the day is good
1095735
yes, i laugh even though i dont try to laugh. i'm not gonna say i LOVE movie's with fart humor. but sometimes... i just cant help laughing uncontrolably!
589541
lol i tink it is funny when some people do it. whenever i hear someone fart i always say either "did you hear what that asshole said?" or speak to me o' toothless one." i make it even more funny. do you fart often?
97122
easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
452187
Of course. Bathtub farts are great, but man do they stink. I especially love it when it rolls up my back. ;)
450254
kinda related-- i had a spanish teacher (who looked like Yoda) and she farted during a test one time (one of the only tests i studied for- i knew the answers)and i was the first to bust out laughing- didn't mean to laugh so loud. let's just say i failed the test. after that she never gave me a perfect grade on anything and she told me my mother probably didn't love me. talk about getting embarrassed!\nim not exaggerating- this is the truth. \nColton High School/1993/Ms. Valenzuela's class.