Why is it that guys always hate it when you stick a finger in their bottom?
462321
i think what u did is u broke immersion. when im larping with my friends we dun want any dumb people breaking out imaginations, so i think when u stuck ur finger in his bum it broke the fantasy he was having about black slave men. wut u need to do is then bring him back into the fantasy setting by threatening to whip him like the n*gger b*tch that he is unless he takes it in the ass. LOL negroes
570588
because they're immature and horny and not very smart and lazy and they wanna be like peter pan and never grow up.\nand i hope all men don't hate me for answering like this, because not ALL men are like that, but a bunch are.
1083622
It's an ego thing, he slaps your butt you stand there confused and probably laugh it off....It's disrepectful. unless you are with him and you enjoy it stand up for yourself and your butt
505281
Same reason why guys put their genitals into plastic dolls and dirt piles and dogs and just about anything else.  Guys like to get off, any way they can, and there is nothing you can do about it.
266371
OK i have that problem with a lot if guys so if like they do stuff 4 u or they ask u out etc. U email them, call them,etc. and tell them that u don`t like them the way that they like you and that to just be friends!
250638
guys tend to be drawn toward something they can't have.  also they like to be territorial, or they could have always liked you but were too scared to say sumthin until you started liking some other guy.  it's a competition thing.
608178
i like it but i hate it when they get real into it and start slobbin' all over my face. yucky.
923235
Guys are like that, SOOOO immature. It's not your fault, I'm sure you're wonderful and don't deserve the weirdness of men...unfortunately they are such good kissers!!!
969304
Yes!\nIt's disgusting!\nI actually somehow managed to get my last boyfriend to stop doing it ... wish I could remember how.
601679
Because guys like to rile girls all up to get them upset. It's fun for guys. Sad but true... \n\n\nPS- you're "question" here did make me laugh. haha.
972041
If he's such a good friend why does he disrespect you by touching your butt?  Even a serious boyfriend should not assume such privilege unless you have not demanded more respect.  \nI think he likes you, but desires you more.  If only he showed you some respect.  If you ask a guy for approval, they sometimes see you as weak and easy game.  \n\nRespect has to be primary.  It would be more proper to expect and demand a bit more respect prior to dating this lad.  Once you have established some ground rules and he follows them, it would be a safer date, if you so desire.  This holds true with anyone whom you decide to date.    \n\nLike it or not, "Men treat women the way they act."  Be careful.
182286
some guy (like a squillion years ago) hated another guy, but he was scared of him, so he made a plan to wait til his birthday and punch the shit out of him. everyone realised that if you pretend it's a birthday tradition in some far off land (like australia) you have more chance of getting away with it.
1077122
My biggest pet peeve is lack or respect.  I find it such a turn-off when a person violates your opinion, body, etc.
657573
I know.  Those guys who think they are good in bed really irritate those of us who are ;P
403285
Ummm maybe because some of your guys stuff taste nasty. Have you ever tasted it? Go on and taste it. Jack off--cum in your hand and I dare you to take a big lick of it and swallow it. Then tell me if you like it. Most likely you will say it is bitter, salty and slimy. Basically NASTY. But yet there are some females out there that don't mind. I do it once and a while for my man just to keep him entertained. As he does things for me. It is not something I would do all the time.
741965
It is the child equivalent of get stuffed. If someone pokes there tongue they are basically disrespecting you. Usually a quick slap under the jaw will end that habit.
552663
he may have a great personality but it is not showing great graditude or respect for you!!! why would you want someone that will call you names, a HO and he tryed to touch you!!! that is an insult (he is telling you right there all he want is some a.s.s then after he do it he will talk about it and talk about you )is that what you want? and if you date someone like this it will get worst he will feel he can disresoect when he feels like it!!! don't even bother to deal with some one that disrespect you like that. do you think he would want someone to TALK OR TOUCH is sister or mom like that? of course no!!! so why would he disrespect you than cause he don't here he just wants a score. stay away he will break you heart.