Should the FRENCH FRIES be lead by CHUCK NORRIS of the Cheeseburgers?
470029
I say the greatest thing about the laundry is when you find a good one in there and the roads are smooth in the winter
628422
I'm ready for that stupid f ucking joke to die already.  I'm not calling Chuck Norris a joke and wanting him to die, I just want the joke itself to die.
322558
Chuck Norris.... strikes again...lol...
101516
Well, this is going to sound really retarded but Chuck Norris, and If you count Harrison Ford as an action film star then he's one of the them.
393678
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."\n\nTo which Burger King replied with their ad slogan of, "Have it your way!"...an obvious jab at McDonald's unwillingness at the time to allow custom food orders.\n\nFollowed closely behind by Wendy's now famous "Where's the beef!" hollered all over town by the crusty little old lady.
719716
the only reason they would do that is because they would be giving it to chuck norris
91794
no, but i hear chuck norris did once! lol roflmao. im soo fkn funny hahahaha. wow where do I come up with them? oh man I gotta write that one down...lol...oh my sides are splitting. I just made a witty joke about chuck norris..wow im cool.
872844
Gotta be either Chuck Norris or that bald guy on Jerry Springer.
138751
McDonald's.  Would you like fries with that?
432037
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! Pleaaase he is THE man... Steven?? I never liked him that much...I dont know, theres just something about hims that is like 'mm'. Anyways, Chuck Norris is a SIMBOL!! That look...those moves... He is the -ucking king!!
168108
That is how Chuck Norris was created.
434009
tell him if he eats it he gets free french fries
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"You know what kind of furniture Chuck Norris has in his house?" "Bowflex."\n\n "Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes. Never."\n\n\n* * * \n\nTeenagers all across the country, many of whom have never even seen Walker, Texas Ranger, are telling Chuck Norris jokes.\n\nThey're really bad. If you want to blame someone, the guilty party is a Brown University freshman. Since last summer, Ian Spector has been spreading jokes like: "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."\n\nI collected 40,000 jokes like that. Every day he gets more than a half-million hits on his Web site, The Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator (www.4Q.cc/chuck/) His jokes have been picked up by Saturday Night Live. \n\n\n* * * \n\nCustomer walks into the Boston Market.\n\n"How you doing tonight?" says Matt.\n\n"Good."\n\n"You know who else is doing good? Chuck Norris."\n\nThe guy browses the selections, asks for turkey.\n\n"We're out of turkey, sir," Matt tells him. "Do you know why we're out of turkey? Chuck Norris."\n\n\n* * * \n\nWhen the craze started, Norris was more befuddled than angered or amused. He let his publicist handle the newspapers. He stuck to his Walker persona, which is, you know, brick wall. On his Web site, he basically took this position: I. Get. It. Ha. Ha.\n\n"It's so new, he may not have figured out what it means yet," his Los Angeles publicist Jeff Duclos said on Tuesday.\n\nThe phenomenon surprised everyone. Norris' series ended in 2001. You see him now on Total Gym infomercials and reruns. He was old news to kids.\n\nThen last summer, Ian Spector - the freshman from Brown - invented his Random Fact Generator. He started with Vin Diesel (www.4Q.cc/vin/) Sample: "When mortals rub two sticks together, we get fire. When Vin Diesel rubs two sticks together, we get Christianity." \n\nIt went over modestly well. Ian asked his Web audience to nominate a successor. Chuck Norris was the overwhelming favorite.\n\n"It exploded," Ian said this week. "Since last summer we've had 50-million hits. We generally get between 500,000 and 800,000 hits a day."\n\nHow come? "It's interesting, most of the people don't know his work, but they know his character," Ian said. "He's cool and calm, but he can kick butt."\n\nThe jokes are anything but ironic or mean-spirited. They celebrate and enlarge the myth, through the demented lenses of teenage boys. Only a 17-year-old computer geek like Ian could have done it.\n\n\n* * * \n\nHigh school girl approaches the front door at Boston Market. Matt likes what he sees.\n\n"Hell-o, hell-o," he says under his breath.\n\nShe orders for her and her mother.\n\nMatt says, "You know why Waldo is hiding all the time? Chuck Norris."\n\nThe girl gives Matt a look. She just read one of these jokes on an away message from a friend. "What is it with Chuck Norris?"\n\nMatt: "Chuck Norris is God."\n\n"Apparently," she says. "I don't know, he's got that funky moustache. It just kind of gives me the willies."\n\n\n* * * \n\nAbout a week ago, Ian Spector looked straight into the flinty eyes of his craggy, but still seismic butt-kicking foil at a casino in Connecticut. You might say Ian was staring into the face of death by karate chop.\n\nIan brought his dad, a business lawyer, to the get-together Norris had requested. Norris ominously brought his own lawyer, plus his business manager, plus his wife.\n\n"It was all a little surreal," Ian said.\n\nNorris may be 65, but "he looked like the kind of guy who could handle a tough guy," Ian said.\n\nAs for Ian, "I'm no eighth-degree black belt by any stretch of the imagination." (Norris is working on his ninth.) Ian looks like what he is, a kid from Rhode Island, stud
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No one really knows why they were called french fries in the first place, since they were invented in America.  It is very obvious we had them longer than the french, just walk down a city street in america and try to find a girl to pick up, then do the same thing in france!  I will bet you anything the french girl will get picked up first, mainly because her legs won't make noise from rubbing together when she walks.  And as far as hypocrites go, look who leads our country!  He has a campaign against drugs, yet did cocaine, and he is pondering starting a draft, when he himself went awol during the Nam.  now that i have said that, i realize how sad we are, i think i'm goign to move!  how hard is it to get a visa in France?
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Mcdonalds or burger king
59023
I like Mc Donalds fries and Burger King onion rings.
426172
As usual, Chuck Norris would win. He always wins.