Do you have a mullet?
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I do not ! But, please visit this site :\nhttp://www.mulletmadness.com/\nYou'll find plenty !
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Shave their head into a mohawk.\nThat always slenders my face.
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sure! you gonna wear it?
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um your avator has no hair do you know that?
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Your avatar looks like Howard Stern
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Will you be wearing it?
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Could be a reference to your "muffin top."
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Do I look like the Shell Answer Man?
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look like someone whos out ther
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I'm a clone of Jim Rome himself. Now let's talk about mullets...
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Look at my nickname\n\n\n<------------- :o)
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Looks like me, but with darker hair.  \nAnd I'm not as angry.
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can i see your picture?
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I had a friend who gave a speech to persuade people to not where mullets. You can talk about all the different types of mullets and interview a hairdresser about why no one should ever have a mullet, how it is unflattering. Anyway, just one idea. Good Luck
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mine kinda look like.....\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\neyes
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mullets r hot u sound sexy
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Do you have your membership card?\n\nLOL