Christians - Do you find this joke funny?
456957
My avatar is laughing.  On the inside.  Where it counts.  ;o)
420193
Very good!  If more Christians displayed such a sense of humor, we wouldn't have so much trouble with hostilities in this section of Yahoo! Answers, let alone in the rest of the world.  Isn't there plenty of stuff about joy and lightheartedness and so forth in the gospels?  Howcum so many Christians forget that part?
445847
O.K., How About A Christian Sex Joke? Jake And Martha Were Watching A TV Preacher. The Preacher Said To The "Folks At Home; Put One Hand On Your Television, And One Hand On The Part Of Your Body That Ails You, And I Will Preach A Sermon That Will Heal You!" Martha Had Been Having Stomach Problems, And Placed One Hand On The TV, And Her Other Hand On Her Stomach. Then, She Said,"Jake,Get Over Here." He Did, And Placed One Hand On The TV, The Other Hand Between His Legs. Martha Said, "Shame On You, Jake! The Preacher Said He'd Heal The Sick, Not Raise The Dead!"
793225
i think as a one liner it is funny.\n\nhahahahahahahahahaha\n\noh shite i am a bloke, how very rude of you.
1076654
HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
528931
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".\n\nHe nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.\n\n"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.\n\n"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. "The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?"\n\n"Moses," Replied the bird.\n\n"Moses" the burglar laughed.\n\n"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"\n\nThe bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!
850352
very funny lol ^_^\n\npoor dog\n\nthanks for sharing it
717927
haha! i shouldnt be laughin at this...but its pretty funny\n\n"God, please let me win the lottery! just this once! i promise i'll never ask for anything again!"\n\n"Jesus, please send me a sign. should i dye my hair dark and get it layered, or blonde and wavy?"\n\n"Lord Jesus, i have been a good Christian...so could you repay me by running my mother in law over w/ a car?"\n\nI would honestly love to hear some peoples prayers =)
1127072
It is hardly surprising that jokes at the expense of Christians will occur when the more evangelical and fundamentalist of their kind are constantly using this site to make propaganda to argue against Darwinism and to promote uncritical belief in the Bible as being literally true, and do so, not just in the Religion and Spirituality category but in many other categories as well, such that it is hard to get away from them.\n\nUnsurprisingly, this annoys people who come here to debate ideas not get propaganda shoved down their throat. They feel harassed, and indeed, they are right. They are being harassed. Unsurprisingly, there is then a backlash,\n\nPerhaps the question could have been more precise as to which Christians were felt to be less than useful to other users of this site, and why, but the humour in the question is self-evident to all but the humourless.\n\nThis is not however preaching hate or intolerance agaunst a religious group, like the questioner recently who asked if Muslims should be killed at birth. That question was hastily removed by the Yahoo Answers team.\n\nThis is satire, sending people up not blowing people up, and it was to protect just this sort of material that Rowan Atkinson came out so strongly against the Race and Religious Hatred Bill and in favour of Artistic Freedom of Expression.
1053176
No, not all of them.  That one about everyone going to hell except those that don't accept JC as their savior, that's not funny.  It's bad enough that fundies believe the bible as true word-for-word, but it's even worse when the book condemns non-believers and gives the faithful fertile ground to cultivate lots of nasty things like prejudice, hatred, an over-active sense of superiority, etc.\n\nThat, and that bit about how God thinks it's okay to sell your daughters into slavery.  That stuff's not funny at all.
892658
LOL!!!!!\n\nThat's hilarious.  I like it.
323395
Ha Ha Ha Ha....Good joke..lol
1065912
Some of them are funny puns but I don't know how appropriate they are.  Churches are in the recruiting business so I guess they are grasping at straws and think trying to be cute will do the trick.
756809
This from the guy who hasn't cracked a joke in months!  That's pretty good.\n\nBut seriously, I'm inclined to disagree.  I think this guy's problem is that he's UNserious about his religion.  If he were truly serious, then not only would he NOT have given a thought to his dong, he would hardly have known where it is.  Er, was.
353529
The joke is on us...  now\n\nand it isn't very funny...
673597
a bus full of ugly people crash and everyone dies. In heaven god feels so bad for them they each get a wish.THe lined up and they started.\n"i want to be beautiful" someone said.\n"i want to have smooth skin."\n"I want my eyes to be even."\ngod granted wishes(which all had to do with looking good)until he was half way down the line. \nAll of a sudden the man at the end started laughing.By the time god was at the end of the line, the man was on the floor.\n"What would you like to wish for?" god said.\n"hahahaha.... I.... hahahahaha.... turn them all ugly....hahahahahaha.... " and the man started cracking up.And with a poof! the dead bunch was ugly again.
434718
Joke is verygood,\nbut i rate it 8 of 10.\nbut what if a boy is born is my question???