My cat says I'm telepathic! Big party at my place next Friday, If you can hear my address, you're invited!
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No, thanks ! I've just had a long chat with your cat - who told me about some great (secret) hang out places... as to the tlepathic abilities, she (your cat) said that she's only sucking up to u - so u wouldn't forgett to feed her... By the way, she told me to ask u to PLS NEVER give her fish again (it brings back bad memories - she wouldn't tell me, but I know it's something related to her ex-catfriend...).\n\nBy the way, STOP SHOUTING ! I'm sure everyone's heard your address by now .... my aunt (who's been dead for two years) said she'll make it to your party... Don't worry, she won't get in your way - but Ginger (your cat told me her name is Ginger - man, I hope she didn't lie to me) will surely need theraphy afterwards ... Lucille (my aunt) is a real talker (believe me - she kept me up last night till 3:20 am to discuss Bush's future after World War III... and boy !, can she talk!!!)...\n\n So, have fun & good luck to Ginger !
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Poor girl, now I'm sitting here at my desk crying because my cat is 12 years old and I have no idea when his time will come or how I will handle it.  \n\nYou, quiet warrior, have a pure heart.\n\nThe girl's question has been removed.
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my cat rubs her @ss against me.\ndoes that count?
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looks like your cat typed the question!
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OH my god, are you some kind of a stalker?  I hope Diane will be alright since somebody just gave her address to everyone in the universe!
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I might go for my promotion party. I am not sure if will get to go though... i will notify you if i let can go. as long as you dont kidnapp me!
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iTS BEEP BY THE PUSSY CAT D0LLS!!
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I am sorry, I can not believe a thing this man says.   My cat is more intelligent, however I have no idea what he said.\nIt really doesn't matter if I hear him or not, I still think he is lying. \nThis war had no moral justification. I can only hope it will be his undoing.
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I think my cat is insane.
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My cat is on my lap purring.  I can't move.
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A warm feeling and the urge to purr
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Come to my house and catch me up on my laundry while I work.  You can even play with the kitties!!
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Thanks hon as my birthday really is on Friday November 17th Yay!  Please bring me a nice chocolate cake with 53 candles on it!
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MEETING MY FRIENDS ON THIS SITE!!!(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE--LOVE YA!!!)......Phantom of Mysterious Friends
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im not a serial killer i may be everything else but im not a killer! i live for my cat and my family! sent
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Awwww!! How cute! Don't forget to invite me to the wedding:)
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Maybe... email me & makes me funny! lol