Given the choice, who would you deport first?
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Anyone who can't appreciate a tailgate party, cold beer, laughs, or the fine art of skinny dipping/chunky dunkin!\n"Mess with me, and you mess with the whole trailer park!"
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Puerto Rico I guess. Since they're already U.S. citizens anyway they might as well incorporate PR into the union.
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Open immagration? Do you mean let them come with out being citizians? if so no. If you mean let them and only them come over. no. It's safer that way, but what if someone from China or Iraq wanted refuge from their horrible dictators?
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No, you cannot deport a US citizen from the US, but children born to illegals shouldn't be US citizens in the first place. That wasn't the intention of the 14th amendment.
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AMEN!!!!!!\nI hope bananbean is the first one to get deported. I will gladly walk to the port of entry and tell her to Kiss my   *ss!\n\nI said this earlier somewhere, You are exactly correct in your statement. I couldn't move to France and expect the entire country to speak English just because I do. I would have to learn their language to be accepted into their society. So anyone who is determined to live in the U.S. LEGALLY needs to learn the language as well.
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I would keep Michael Jackson for the Neverending entertainment..lol and Star Jones I would keep for good conversation, maybe sex and because she weighs less than the men.  I do not know who Bode Miller is.  Bill O'Reilly is confrontational so he might get the boot, only if he wigs out.  Pat Robertson would be a good person to talk to.  I would probably throw Ted Kennedy because I know he is heavy and it would be a logical choice.
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No. The person who asked me to chose would be history.
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I would choose Tom Cruise and then kill myself. That way no one will have to listen to my ugly rat toothed crap anymore and Katie could be set free
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CNN took a poll on this the other day.  I forgot who was first, but I was second.  I'm serious!
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Is deportation an option?\n\nShe's obviously unhappy here. Maybe she'd rather go someplace where she can deal with some REAL problems. There are plenty of systems of "government" under which she would be permanently silenced, and disappear. Cindy Sheehan WHO??\n\nShame on her for desecrating the life and the memory of her own son.
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Resign, then move.\nI wouldn't live in a country that would have someone like me as their president.
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D. Criminal.  I'm pretty sure we can bring criminals here to try them for crimes against our country.
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George Dubya Hitler.\nI'd like to kick his hillbilly as$.
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I think being French is a violation of Sec.435 (a) of the C.T.S. (Countries That Suck) Code. Yes, you should leave now before you are arrested deported.
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It matters the level of immunity that you have, and that usually depends on your status (ie royalty -vs- diplomat -vs- head of state).  Yes, there are some people with such a high level of diplomatic immunity that they could actually murder someone and the worse thing that our legal system could do would be to deport them.  Which would be difficult as they can't even be detained.
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I'd like each one of the illegals to take back with them one of our senators or congressmen we need to deport them also. \nNeither Democrats or Republicans represent any of us.
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It's not likely to happen depending on the crime. The person will have to reapply for a Visa and if it was drugs or something else serious, then we won't let them come back. No offense but I think we have enough to deal with already with terrorist cells and our own criminals. Why would you want to bring someone here who was deported for a crime they committed in this country in the first place? I believe in second chances but I'd have to know the circumstances of the crime as well as the charge before I'd even consider telling you HOW to bring them back into our country. Sorry.