who came up with the name "air biscuits" for farts?
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I came up with it & if I catch you saying it again without my permission we're gonna have a problem.
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I don't know , but I know the name Montgolfier.\n\nJoseph-Michel Montgolfier and Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier invented the hot air ballon. They were from France.
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Invented by Sylvester Poon in 1897, first known as arsewipes\nbut didn`t sell so changed name one year later.
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it was actuall named after the most flatulant man in England back in the 14th century, sir Montigue Fartastaum.  \nHe could really fill a room, and unfortunately for him filled the wrong one.  You see, Montigue died in an explosion from 'natural' gas in his kitchen.
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Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
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I'm not sure where the British expression came from, but Cheerios (the cereal) was originally called Cheerioats when it was introduced in 1941.  The name was changed to Cheerios in 1945.
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Biscuits.\n\n(Well... it makes as much sense as the question...)
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to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
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Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll [Alice in Wonderland].\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabberwocky\n\nNotice that some of the words are understandable if you realize that they refer to the sound made by the thing they indicate, such as "whiffling" which should be the word for what an animal does when smelling around as it goes, sort of a clash of whiff and sniff....etc. etc.
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Personal favorite... Fuzzybumpers. First time I heard it, I thought it was a last name.
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Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)
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can you smell gas?no i cant smell my own name
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I was gonna say "burning diarrhea" but apparently Bob has the copyright on it or something.  \nAlthough I gotta say, diarrhea as a result of eggs is such a bad smell.  It's the kind that doesn't go away, seeps into the walls and stuff.  Once I ate an omlette that did NOT agree with me, and I was out of town at a music festival.  Boy did I ever tear up that bathroom.  I was sittin there and these guys came in "Dude! what died in here?? " and they were just goin on and on about how bad it smelled. Yea I was proud of that one.\nBut I think winner for the most horrible rancid smell on Earth is Fall Out Boy.
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"When we eat, we also swallow air. Also, when the food gets digested in the intestines, gas is produced. These gases when passed out through the intestine form the @nus into the air are called farts. The gases that make farts smell bad contain ammonia and hydrogen sulfide which are made in the intestine. And eating oily spicy food and drinking lots of soda makes you fart even more."
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How's that poem go....\n\n"Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal."\n\nBut that doesn't really apply to the question, here.  It's the quality, not the quantity, of the effusion, that's been enquired of.  I can't give specifics, but I have had some good imported beers that imparted to my farts a piquant, fruity smell...but I don't recall the brands.
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In the 70/80s, the great comic genius Kenny Everett had a sketch character who was always being interviewed by Michael Parkinson called 'Cupid Stunt'.\nThese are called Spoonerisms.