what's a sure  fire way to upset a man?
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ridicule his size. Say :"it's so small"
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B*tch slap that fool.\n\nThen tell him what a jerk he is.
87567
ok first I would go to his house and kill his dog!\nThen burn down his grandmothers house!\nthen get some spray paint and write on the side of his house " thats what ya get when ya fuck wit me...BEOTCH"\nok..ok ...just joking!....dont do any of that or you will go to prison!lol..but I would seriously go to his house and kick his @ss!\n\nPs...Tator Salad....did you refer to women as HO's??..
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call one of your workers into the room preferably a small guy,then to blow off some steam proceed to batter his head of the wall over and over until you are satisfied.if this doesn't work buy a punching bag and imagine your with one of you most hateed colleagues it always works for me
336248
Hit him with a BIG stick in the teeth...CRACKALAKA...and drag 'em to AA, or you could tie him down and poke him with a hot stick until he gives in(my personal favorite)
676721
Just.. well, dance and flirt.  If that's all you want, be ready to shut him down when he gets worked up.
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Hit on him !! Hit him in the face -- Hit him in the guts--Hit him  hard and Hit him long. HIt- Hit -Hit !!!
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chase him down and kick him in the nuts
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kick his ass you go girl
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Smile, say that it was good of him to enlighten you with his/her/it's point of view, and that you'd get back once you'd figured the depth of the person's insights which that person was so good to share with you.\n\nThe next time the person tries to corner you, smile and rush off saying that you'd a broken garter or broken a heel or something like that.\n\nGuys will have to think of some reason or the other to fob off the person without bopping him, cause violence will feed to his frenzy and make him a martyr, at least in his own eyes.
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Hmm. Yelling at them doesnt seem to work, neither does repeatedly beating them with your fist. Thats a toughie. Perhaps you could attatch some furniture castors and roll it down a steep hill?
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I won't tell you to slap him, because that would be wrong. ;)\n\nMaybe yelling at him as loud as you can when he's bothering you?
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Tell him that it was just a joke to see if he would get mad at you.
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Tell him in a direct way that focuses on how his behavior makes you feel rather than judging him or condemning the behavior. For example, don't say something like, "God, I'm sick of your bragging! It totally annoys him!"\n\nInstead, give him some concrete examples of things he's said that annoy you. Tell him specifically why that behavior is annoying to you. If you can keep the focus on neutral facts and your own feelings rather than accusing him, you lessen the chance that he will get upset.\n\nDr. Barb Nefer, http://www.bnlifeskills.com
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Jokingly, tell him if he don't stop you are going to take his cell phone away. If he persists, then take it and laugh, and run from him. It would be more efficient to do it this way than just yelling at him.\n\nLive life with humor! It is catchy!!\n\nGood luck and God bless.................
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Just do different things.  Light up some candles in the bedroom and put on some music, take a bubble bath together, buy some new lingerie, attack him in public, etc.  Just throw in some extra stuff and it will get the flame sparking again.  Good Luck!
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If you want to hurt a guy verbally, I would say insult his family, insult his private, and insult his favorite music band. Basically speaking, diss on everything he likes