I am looking for your favorite quotes.  I would love to hear your quotes.?
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Half of knowing what you want in Life is knowing what you have to give up to get it.\n\nauthor unknown
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I have a few quotes that I really like.\n\n"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"  Elenor Roosevelt\n\n"Presence is more than just being there"  Malcolm Forbes\n\n"The only genuine love worthy of a name is unconditional."  John Powell\n\n\nHope these are helpful!  Congrats, and Good Luck
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If I want a quote, I usually go into a search engine and type (for example)\n\nH.G. Wells, Time Machine, quotes\n\nOr...if you know the quote, but nothing else. Put the quote in the search. Trust me. You'll find what you need.\n\nIt's almost as if it works like magic.
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi?pg=3&tt=47814
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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Try spark notes as well as book rags and pink monkey for sites that MIGHT give you some quotes.  You can also try bartelby's online quotations.\n\nBTW:  Sounds like you didn't read the book, or you would have a general idea of where to go for the quotes.
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www.firehotquotes.com \n\nthey have some there.. && if you just wanna joke around, take a look at the others too.
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There are many!  Check out this web site and see if you find the one you have in mind http://tacomaweekly.tripod.com/Irish-Quotations.html
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told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield \n\nThere is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. - Steve Martin \n\nFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns \n\nThe pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman \n\nIf your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett \n\nI'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison \n\nWhy don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. - Steven Wright \n\nTragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
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*Half of the people in the world are below average. (Anonymous)\n\n*"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" - (Jake Johansen) \n\nYou have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking fivemiles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we doesn't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneris\n\nIf a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey \n\nJoin the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. ~Unknown\n\nI'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.\n\nSmile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.\n\n"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."\n\n"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown\n\nDo not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
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"One time I fell off my bike and broke my ability to internally monologue"\n"Will you stop putting your labels on me?!"\n"What a tumultuous question!"\n\nthis was almost fun...
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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I like these two the best:\n\n" 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't "\n " Time is the best teacher and unfortunally it kills all of it's students"\n\nLove all of them though.\n\nHere's some:\n\n " I love animals, they taste great. "\n "  EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "\n " Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. "\n " I is a college student. "\n " What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "
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Personally, my favorite thing that I've ever said is, "The things I do are well worth the faces you make."  One should be different and original, and if it makes somebody stop and think, even better.\n\nAnother good quote is from Gwendolyn Brooks's poem "Corners on the Curving Sky":\nOur earth is round, and, among other things\nThat means you and I can hold\ncompletely different\nPoints of view and both be right.\n\nIf people could just agree to disagree, the world would be a better place.
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"Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now"\n\nThat's that best quote because it's so damn true and funny.
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When life throws you lemons..... ask for the tequila and salt\nAnd my favourite:\nDon't take life to seriously..... no one gets out alive!