Do you have a funny story about mis-hearing something as a kid...(see details)?
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I used to think the song for almond joys was "My aunt joyce has nuts and men dont" so I used to sing it all of the time and thought it was normal until we were at a restaurant and started singing it to the waiter and he looked at me like I think your trying to sing "almond joys has nuts and mounds dont"
539457
Where are you getting this from? Did this happen to you (your family)> Or did you read/see it somewhere?\n\nEither way its a horrid thing.
753883
ha ha thats funny!! i got one for ya. \n\nok so theres a preacher dude at the fish market right, and he hears this boy yelling "dam fish.get yer dam fish here" so he walks over and asks y he has to curse about the fish. the boy telsl him he calls it "dam fish" bc he caught the fish in a dam. so teh preacher buys 3 for dinner. so he goes home and says to his wife "honey i got some dam fish for dinner" so she goes "!!yer a preacher yer not suppose to talk liek tht!!" so he expalins to her why their called dam fish and so she makes them and tehy have them for dinner. so at the dinner table the preacher goes, "hey guyz u liek this dam fish rite?" and his son goes \n\n\n"thats the spirit dad, now pass those effin potoes"
192145
Once there was a boy who was assigned a homework assignment of such great Amplitude he decided to cheat! So he rode on the crest of a sound wave to yahoo answers where he asked someone to do his homework for them. But hid Diffracted brain caused this little boy to be so retarded he wanted to cheat, despite everyone telling  him not to. Then he looked on the electomagnetic spectrum and realized he was retarded.\n"Uhh... I like Hertz." said the newly-enlightened retard. Then a huge INCIDENT WAVE came and made him even more retarded. He would never be normal again. As he drooled, empty thoughts sounded in resonance throughout his empty head. His photon-sized brain sure was workin, crankin out 14 thoughts an hour! Then he saw he looked retarded in his reflection, but shrugged it off as he was too retarded to comprehend it. The refraction of light burned his eyes out of their sockets. Then a giant TRANSVERSE WAVE came and made him still more retarded. Boobs. If this kid doesn't read this and turns it in I'll laugh. Then, the trough of the wave hit him square in the nose. "Durr", said the retard, "I'm retarded." Then the vibration of his vibrator in his rectal opening caused him to scream, with such short wavelength he broke car windows. But then old McDonald came. The interference was just too much, and his node sized brain caused him to burst out in a hissyfit. He was too retarded to be constructive about it. But then an antinode came and eliminated his brain, making him literally brain dead. Then he decided he couldnt spell the following words:\n\nWave pulse\nFrequency\nStationary wave\nLongitudinal wave\nTimbre\nWave
912642
my best mate walked out of the registry office to the sound of an instrumental version of "there may be trouble a-head".\n\nWorked great because various people got the joke at differnet times.
380976
You asked to hear something funny, so I thought I might tell this joke about a broken pencil.  But then I thought, nah that joke is just so pointless.\n\n\nHa Ha Ha
766124
Are you serious?? How old are you or did you not listen that YEAR in school!
256511
Many years ago, while I was in my late teens, I married a man my family hated. We lived in my uncles old house, no plumbing but we did have ele. One night, after putting my daughter ( 9 months old ) down for the night and going to bed myself I was awoken to a banging noise from my daughters room.  I went to her and cracked her doorway just a bit and found her sitting up in the middle of her crib laughing and babbling. Her crib had been moved from one side of the room to the other side, next to a window. I thought I was dreaming and couldn't understand how she had moved her crib. I moved it back . then I went back to bed only  to be woke up again about 30 mins. later  Again I found  my daughters crib on the other side of the room with her babbling and laughing. This went on for near 2 hours. Finally I was woken up with a voice telling me that I was hungry. And for me to get my baby and go get a hotdog. The third time this happened I got my daughter wrapped her in a blanket and started out the backdoor. My husb. was telling me that he would go get us some food and that we were to go back in the house.  By this time I'd had enough and wanted out of this house right then. I got in the car and refused to get out. My husb. had no choice but to get in  and drive us the half mile to the rest.. We went thru the drive thru aqnd went straight back. When we got to the begginning of our road the sky was lit up as if a ufo was above our house. The closer we got the more we could see what really was happening. Our house was burnt down to the cinder  blocks house. We had been gone only 20 min. The fire department, my uncle and aunt  were standing around crying because they thought me and the baby was inside.\n   If that voice hadn't woke me up when it had, we would've been inside.\n  To this date I firmly believe in ghost and Angels.
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sound like a funny joke 2 me
464772
You're super duper crazy!!!!!That is the funniest story I've ever heard!hahahahahahahahah.
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Yes. Man I had forgot about that.\n*harf*\nThe dad from "Full House"\nEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww\nBut when I saw a few years ago a E! True Hollywood stories that Him and Uncle Jessie (I can't remember his name right now for the life of me) Used to tell dirty jokes to each other while the children could hear them.\nThey said there were a lot of Angry Teachers and Parents who took their kids to the live tappings.
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yeah it has happend to me so about 1-2 years ago once i was playing IGI2 then a sound of a human of other language came on, it was like someone is reading the news !!! but then i realized it was the sound of the TV in the game , then when i turend it off , it was still coming but this time as a noise , i think i must be a problem of the speakers , i have also heard it is the cuz of hard drive working a lot
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I don't think it is any more wrong than telling them about the Easter Bunny or Santa Clause or the Tooth Fairy.  Childhood is all about make believe and stories.  Sometimes we adults forget that.  My fondest memory is being at my Grandmother's house during a thunderstorm where I was frightened of the thunder.  My Grandma told me the very same thing....That God was bowling and he just got a strike!!!!  It is a memory that I love to remember, and I thank you for the question because that memory came to mind.
847057
lmao ,  10/10 ,kids say the darnest thing lol
1155409
Well , I think I might have had one once, but it wasn't meant to be that way.. My brother had hit his head and split it open to where you could see the bone blood was everywhere. We where running to my parents to tell them but the weird thing is that I dont remember it from running behind him I remember it from looking down on him from above the trees. I still dont know how or why I would remember it like that till this day..
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haha! that really made me crack up. i feel sorry for the grandpa... that was so funny! so did Johny really pee in his grandpa's ear??? god, that was something i never really experience before. very humorous..hahaha
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When I went to my family reunion a few years ago is when I had my most embarrassing moment. I was laughing hysterically with other relatives from a joke that was said. My younger cousin whom I hated at the time placed a microphone under my chair. It is known that when I laugh, I fart...but it is rare that happens. Well, in this occasion I farted, and when I passed gas it was heard on the microphone for everyone to hear. I was soooo mortified because EVERYONE was laughing at me. I only walked away with tears in my eyes and I never went back to a family reunion since then.