is it funny joke? just check it?
305599
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed. \n\nHe orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: \n\n"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." \n\nTo which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"
847459
LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
977574
LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
1135697
This is a joke, right???
933739
OMG too funny....Thank You for the laugh.\n\nHave A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
673539
F U C K you.  Is that funny?
414698
I really suggest that if you don't want 18 year olds to read this then you don't post it at all since this is a site for just about everybody and will probably not excuse you if someone were to report it as abuse :)\n\nHowever the joke is good, and a BIG LOL to that :D
812913
is that supposed to be a funny question?
622639
Funny! Well, it made me laugh anyway! Don't these people realise that we are posting in the jokes and riddles section??!! Tsk tsk!
464374
I laughed. Why couldn't these other people see it was a joke? I mean SHEEEEESH!
384718
Ive cracked the code!\n\n\n\n\n\nYou have a great sense of humour, I can just see the daft trying to work it out. Or am I Daft?
1012073
Is this a joke, or a serious question? I don't get it, either way...\n\nor not
690201
its funny, but only if told outloud. if you can see the different spelling, it either spoils the joke ormakes itnot work. audibly there is no difference so one is thinking about bear, when you really are saying bare. its sort of funny.
847345
awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
574167
three things to tell if it's funny or not depends on:\n1.The joke issue\n2.Person who tells it\n3.The way he says it\n4.and the mood of the one who listings to it\n\nall of these point must be matched together if yes then it's a good joke ;)
370888
good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
786658
the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm