George Bush is coming to the Napa Valley tonight. What are your thoughts on this trip?
463057
I think he should stop flying around the country so much and conserve gas.
421997
i think we should stick bush over there and then see if he changes his tune a little bit;)
74345
Heck yeh!  Slide me that jar Clyde.  Some of the other delicacies you can get 'round my neck of the woods is "Mountain Oysters" (Them's fried balls from cattle), pickled pigs feet, cow tongue, cow brain (called tripe), and pig intestine (called chitlins).\n\nBut, before you go makin' fun of us rednecks remember so called refined folks pay through the nose to eat eggs cut out of a fish belly (caviar), snails (escargot), and if you got the money to get to hoidy-toidy France you'll probably spend a mess of cash on frog legs.\n\nSo, don't laugh at us.  What's good for supper? is really a question that has a lot to do with where you pull your chair up to the table.\n\nAll this fussin' about grub has made me right hungry.  I think I'm gonna run down to the fillin' station and get me a handful of fried pork rinds and a grape nehi.  I might even finish it off with a moonpie.
871398
GW is great I have not seen any big buildings go down since he brought the war to them. Happy Thanksgiving to our Troops and our President
643224
GOATBOY!!\n\nI love his drinking & driving bit though. "Say the alphabet backwards?" & when he's tripping in the car with his friends "The door is ajar". Listening to him going on about George Bush is quite weird too.\n\nOh basically I just love everything he ever said.
1076050
Ha Ha ha ha ..\nanother good one!!\nThe guys I know in the Union will love it ( most of my guy friends are, and they are always cracking on Bush..)\n\nThanks again for the laugh..
363829
Posted by The Watchdog - April 6th, 2006 \nDavid M. Bresnahan\nApril 1, 2006\nNewsWithViews.com \n\nDear President Bush: \n\nI’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like You to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,\n and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \n\nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \n\nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over?Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n\n1. Free medical care for my entire family.\n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,whether I use them or not.\n3. All government forms need to be printed in English.\n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.\n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.\n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying (UPSIDE DOWN) on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.\n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.\n8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to governmentservices.\n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn localtraffic laws.\n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox toleave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments\n     from the locals.\n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.\n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \n\nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the\n favor if you ask him nicely. \n\nThank you so much for your kind help. \n\nSincerely, \n\nDavid M. Bresnahan\n\nPosted in Border crossing, Pro-Illegal Groups, Mexico\n*******************************\nSent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 7:35 PM \n\nSubject: VIDEO: HISPANICS ADMIT THEY ARE ENGAGED IN "CIVIL WAR" WITHIN THE UNITED STATES\n\nSource: Immigration Watchdog \n\nhttp://www.immigrationwatchdog.com/...\n\nThey openly state they have "The armor, the infantry and the artillery" to wage war here.This video PROVES beyond any doubt, the people marching in our streets under Mexican and other foreign flags, over pending immigration legislation, are engaged in a WAR against our nation.The U.S. Government has failed its duty to protect this land from these invaders; invaders who are openly stating they intend to takeover a portion of this land and carve out their own "Mestizo nation of Aztlan."\n\nClick below to play the video \n\n     http://tinyurl.com/pqzpe \n\nRead The Story-Watch The Video-You Decide
365740
Commander in Chief is coming back on this Thursday. 10:pm my\ntime,check your listings. Supposedto be pretty good,The Chief's hubby is accused of drinkin too much and something about some pictures. HMM,sounds good to me.
414729
The man has got a very busy schedule, and must only spend his time doing what is most important.  In fact, I heard from a good source, that right now George is playing a drunken game of Hide and Seek with his Secret Service agents, out on the white house lawn.\n\n  TO ANYONE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY, KNOW THAT AMERICANS THINK THAT BUSH IS AN IDIOT ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nHe is not what Americans stand for, (Yes I know, ironic isn't it) and quite honestly is an embarrassment to most of the civilized nation.  He'll be out of the white house very soon, so if you're living outside of the USA, know that we too are counting the days that we will not have to deal with his never ending "MISTAKES."  Hopefully when the new President takes office, he will restore the dignity of his title and of this nation.
393538
Tijuana or Ensanada maybe?\nPlus, there's always Palm Springs, Big Bear, Laguna, Catalina Island, Harbor Cruises, Long Beach Aquarium, Hollywood, Compton (just kidding!), and there's always the Napa/Sonoma Wine Country?!
653141
George Bush is a known liar, don't believe anything he says anymore. Great Idea, by the way. Bush declared victory in Iraq 3 years ago today. I say yes, send him, Cheney, Rummy, Conde and Rove if he doesn't get indited this week. They could all come together for the Bushes annual month of August vacation. They should all take their families along. With all the progress there and the newly elected democratic government, sounds like a great way to really prove to the American people what a great job he has done in the interest of our security. What a great peace mission this would be; gee, Americans might be impressed enough, to decide not to impeach GWB an his VP if they all made it back alive and with their limbs still attached.
137688
Who was that begging us to be nice to this guy? Wake up lady! This is the United States of America! If you are stupid, you get criticized. Politics is a tough business. He knew that going in. Bush aint a crackhead though. The other writer was correct. He is a dry drunk. I think he is a little coked out too which explains is absolute inability to speak coherently. The guy is President of the US and cant even speak well publicly. What is that? All he can do is read or spew the same ole rehearsed talking points. I think he needs another vacation.
1132579
This administration has done a B.U.J., and it is probably going to back Sen. John McCain, but that would probably upset, Jeb who I am sure the Bush family would like to have in office.  If he were elected they could change the name of the Rose Garden to the Bush Garden.  Hillary is probably going to give it a shot for the Dems, but I think that Joe has a better chance of winning. JOE MAMA!
679088
LOL, you are so gonna get ittt. I love it, I wonder now if Bush is a (as our truckers call them) goooood buddy.
725166
I'm going to the North of Italy for Christmas to Lake Garda.  It is lovely there at Christmas.  Venice is a bit boring and not much open.  Don't forget just because you are on holiday it doesn't mean that all the shops and attractions will be open!  Hope you have fun!
937788
Carpe Diem and Viva la Independencia!\nIt's eight in the morning, I just got off work, and this Bud's for you!\n\nThis is the happiest I've been since, well, November 6, 2000, the day before the Bush Nightmare started.  \n\nI'd say celebrations are in order and WAAAAY overdue!\n\nJust think: in two years, two months, and one week, the evil lowlife bastard will be back in Crawford, unemployed, drunk, and smoking crack... just like he was before Daddy Warbucks bought him the governor's job.\n\nI look forward to the day the Smirking Baboon of Doom packs his bags and heads home.\n\nI wonder who he'll pardon in his last week?  You know damned well that all those Enron prikks will walk... makes me want to puke just thinking about it.  But at least HE'LL be gone!\n\nAnd the fun starts in just a little under two months!  I can't WAIT to see him start having those tantrums again!  It ought to be really good after the way he's been spoiled rotten for the last six years.  He'll be so bummed out he'll make Sally Struthers look like the Bluebird of Happiness.\n\nWork really sucked bad last night, but I laughed my @ss off for twelve straight hours.  And I still am.\nROTFLMFAO!!!!!
926429
Not here.  Maybe a bud light later.  Kahlua and coffee after dessert.\n\nGod Bless America!!  God bless our troops!!