If you know the guy in the next toilet cubicle is holding it in til you've gone.........?
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Oh man. There's a guy at my office, thank you lord I don't have to go there often, who smells like an old dog. Breath, b.o., the whole thing. Take the curl right out your hair. The bosslady lysols his chair every night, and she bought one of those every 3 minutes air freshener squirt things and it's right beside his desk. She's told him to clean up, she's told him to go home till he gets clean. He still smells bad. And now he's bringing his smelly kid to work every afternoon. Urk.
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Get up from my desk and go visit other co-workers.  Sometimes I'll go to the bathroom and just kind of hang out in the stall with my eyes closed for a few minutes.
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This is funny.  From an etiquette point of view, they should be free to use your bathroom.  However, I have a friend of mine who gets his jollies off of clogging my toilet from his stool.  So, for him, under NO circumstances can he use my toilet.  I know it is poor etiquette, but I can't afford a plumber every time he stuffs up my toilet with his crap.
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Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
718106
Hey Man Stop Hogging the toilet paper....pass it over here!
655379
I'd ask him if he had a good crap today. He seems to be interesetd in his bowels a lot.
336394
that question hurts to read...correct your grammar! i dont say anything in the bathroom personally. when i have to poop i hold it until i have a fee moment in there alone. i pee without care though. if its a stinky poop please flush during the poop.
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I was on the toilet in a stall at a mall when I went to use the feminine product disposal and it fell out. There was a hole there and I could see this woman sitting on the toilet on the side of me. WOW...embarrassing
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Oh man.. This is sooo baaad...\nI'm a maintenance tech., and I had a call for a plugged toilet right?  So I get to the place with my plunger and give it a few plunges.  No luck.  A few more tries and still nothing.\nTime to call in the big guns.\nA toilet snake is a tool used for un plugging toilets.  It consists of a 4 foot wound wire with a cork-screw type end, and a long handle you use to wind the thing down, deep into the plumming of the toilet.\nAnyway, after about 15 minutes, I hooked onto something.  Something big.\nAs I worked it from the inner pipe to the bowl I could kind of see something wrapped in toilet paper.  "What the heck could this thing be?", I wondered.  It kind of looked like a flashlight or something.\nI used a garbage picking tool that has claws on it to pull it out.\nNot a flashlight.\nLets put it this way, it was about a foot long, battery operated, and definitely not something you ever want another person to pull out of your toilet.\nAs I left the apartment, I simply told the quite embarassed lady that the problem was taken care of.  I did'nt want to make it any worse on her.
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yes they have to supply a portable toilet\nyou could contact the building department and or code enforcement
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If the smell doesn't bother him, doing the same to him won't bother him either.  I say, if you've spoken to him several times about it to no avail now it's time for drastic measures.\nIf you don't mind the confrontation that will definitely happen, either take the basket and sit it ON TOP of his side of the desk for him to find. Or dump it directly onto his chair.  He may get mad but then he should realize how his trash is affecting you.\nGood luck.
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I'm going to take a stab in the dark--->He is face down in his toilet in his jail, sees his reflection before his room mate pushes his head down into the water!!
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My guess is that person needs to go to the bathroom.\n\nJust a guess.
1029571
he should wait to be seated by the rest room attendant and let the attendant know whe he does a poopie...so the attendant can clap!
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you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
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You'll end up peeing in your pants.\nIf gotta go, then go.