can you get high on farts?
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Depends on what you ate thats giving you gas..\n\nMostly, no. But you can get drowsy from lack of oxygen.
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Yeah.  Farting count ?
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Can you kick a can of beans?
1002481
You know - that's an interesting question.\n\nLittle kids laugh at farts\n\nTeenagers laugh at farts\n\nMiddle age people try not to laugh at farts - but still do\n\nI was at a trivia night on Friday and it was mostly the over 60's crowd and someone farted - you should have heard them all crack up!!\n\nSo, I guess on the whole and universally speaking the answer is YES - farts are funny!
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easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
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lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
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yes. A fart is compressed methane extracted from food which you have eaten. Methane is easily combustible. Don't fart near a hot flame
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you are so gross do you fart in front of you girlfriend gross sicko
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Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
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Never try to hold in your farts, they travel up your spine and that's wher shi**y ideas come from!
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lol i tink it is funny when some people do it. whenever i hear someone fart i always say either "did you hear what that asshole said?" or speak to me o' toothless one." i make it even more funny. do you fart often?
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I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
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Not ashamed to admit I saved a few farts in my time. yes you can save a fart and it does light on fire when exposed to flame. the problem lies when you want to add a second fart to the jar as it lets out the first one. a man could be rich if he invented a 2 stage fart jar and sold it to spencers gifts. it would have to be made with some sort of vaccum device and an airlock chamber.\nI would also add a chemical that reacts to methane gas turning it a certain green color green is the color of choice for farts i think but yellow might be good also. just think of the ramifications maybe even a chewing gum that can react to methane and when you fart it gives off a colored vaporius cloud how cool would that be we could make millions! muuuhaaaaaa! a billion dollars!
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why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
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Only if a bear farts.....
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yes you can if u laugh for a long enuf pried of time ur lugs will give up and u will suffocate
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by not forcing it and maybe trying to hold it back.  if there is enough pressure for the fart to come out on its own it will, with no more sound than the sound of an air hose being turned on.  if you force it more air will come out than your anus can accomidate forcing it to expand and become a musical instrument.