I am dating a girl who farts in her sleep.  How do i tell her i am put off w/o hurting her feelings?
455168
Just go ahead and dump her.  She deserves better than someone as shallow as you.
930087
you swallow first big boy....and see if she will next time.\n\n\nyou want her to do something that may make her feel uncomfortable. DO NOT try to push her into doing something that you yourself wont do.
1179244
Get some stuff called, "fart spray."   when she is not around, open up her desk or jacket if possible, spray a bit, close it up and when she opens it, enjoy the face she will make!
345021
Well it is usually the other way around but the advice is the same. You need to express the fact that although the sex is great you long for a more meaningful relationship. Try to avoid using "you" phrases, ie You never want to talk. Instead focus on what you feel "I would like to talk about (insert topic here)" If this doesn't work or she slips back into old habits of never talking you might be dealing with someone that just isn't into talking, a more physical person. If that is the case then you have to ask yourself if you are willing to put up with it or not. The other possibility and not to be mean is that she might not find you all that interesting. I doubt that is the case since you want to talk more but it could be that she just isn't into the same things you are and therefor doesn't have much to talk to you about.
848073
tell her you were kidding around
458831
Dont hold your farts in for no one Mister, not gonna break a pipe just because.  If she really likes you she will accept you the way you are, beside there are dates that we have in which we feel we have known the person all our lives, besides if she saids anything ask her...Dont you fart, I bet you take a sh*t too.
946051
Ask her when she gets off, and could you take her to get coffee afterwards.  Make it light and don't pressure her.  A letter will be waay too creepy.  No matter what you put in the letter, the fact that you took the time to write something will tell her that your feelings for her are a bit premature at best, or obsessive at worst.
687916
call her. don't worry about being turned down. \n\nif you snooze you looze.
668070
Guess its a decent way to get rid of 'used' girl friends.. The next time u see her.. dont forget to close ur nose.\nINSULT TO INJURY.. EH.\nI basically love insulting girls.. But i should warn you, If you try to control farting.. the gas will stay in ur tummy and come out thru your mouth some day :-) really!!!!\nJust imagine.....\neh.... ah... uh... ouch..... (barfing here)!!!
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
671312
It seems as if you have two choices...either be on the up and up with your girl and take the chance that she will leave you, or wear the diapers behind her back and if she finds out, take the chance that she will leave you. Hmmm. I think your best bet would be telling her now and being honest rather than taking the chance that she will find out and be angry for several reasons. I'd be willing to bet her response the first time was due in large part to the fact that it was such an odd thing to hear. Talk to her!! Be honest, and ask her to understand that this is not something that you can undo easily. You may lose her, but at least you will have been upfront, and your honesty won't be an issue.
544296
Lie Low Let her moods calm down Let her anger be over You dont retaliate. \nThings should settle down You can show your hurt feelings and disapproval by not talking to her unless to answer any querry. That to yes no is ok.\nMay be later on you can tell her what you feel and that should solve
489305
tell her indirectly that you are not up for commitment right now and that if you do get commmited these are the criterias you are looking for (obviously none of the criterias will match her!) dont just come out and tell her you dont feel for her directly because that hurts a lot. keep your space from her and ignore her calls or stop meeting her if you are, she will get the message in time.
609867
Let her know that she wont ever have to worry about that with you, and be true to it. Comfort her, make her fell special and let her confide in you, she needs to get it all off her chest. Don't push her away, or interupt while she's venting (sit down) and let her let it go.
688253
Be patient, gentle and kind.  From experience...if you are intimate and she throws on the brakes...it was probably something that reminded her of the offense...a flashback, so to speak.  If that happens, just stop...tell her it's okay, you are trying to understand, and give her whatever she needs (time alone, cuddles, whatever).  Each time you do that, her faith in you will grow, and she will be able to go a little further...ultimately overcoming (not forgetting) her fears.\n\nPatient, GENTLE, and kind...'nuf said.
249852
thats a hard situation, I doubt anyhting you can ever think of saying in the nicest way will ever make her not get mad. I guess you just need to understand that you tried your best trying to tell her in the nicest way possible and if she gets offended thats a shame, but you need to move out and start your life. Id prolly be like i have a surprise tonight for you, Im going to make you dinner, then after shes all fattened up tell her how much you love her and is going to miss her, good luck
14868
"How can I politely tell this girl that it isn't working out and that I am no longer interestd in her?"\nYou're doing a great job already... Tell her exactly what you've told us. She'll probably be hurt, but that's life. At least she'll understand why you guys aren't working out and she can work on it in her next relationship.