Does  anybody have any good North/South Dakota jokes?
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If North Dakota and South Dakota got into a fight over borderlines, who would win? They wouldn't care because there is about 1 person per ten square miles anyway.
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What the fetchin heck?\nOh my F'in G\nKiss my tiara.\nGonna jam up your opera.\nPianist Envy.\nQueen Be-atch.\nEqual Opportunity Annoyer\n\nGood lines:\n"I am nobody\nNobody is perfect\nTherefore, I must be perfect!"\n\n“When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.”\n\nMy favorite bumper sticker:\n“Push, pass or get off my ass.”\nToo crude for my wife, so I made one that says:\n“Pass, Push or get off my Tush.”
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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we had a guy put thousands of plastic forks in the lawn, it was sooo funny. another guy took the janitor cleaning cart ( a golf cart) and taped it up with seran wrap and duct tape. with liek 50 ballons in it. Funny stuff\nlol\nGood luck
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Here's a website that has everything you need to know about North Dakota:\n\nhttp://www.answers.com/North%20Dakota
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The Helpful Wife\n\n\nA male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:\nMan: What's the problem officer?\nCop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\nMan: No sir, I was going 65.\nWife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.\n(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)\nCop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.\nMan: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!\nWife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.\n(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)\nCop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.\nMan: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.\nWife: Oh  Harry, you never wear your seat belt.\nMan: Shut your mouth, woman!\nCop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?\nWife: No, only when he's drunk.\n\n\nHere's another\n\n\nDeputy Gomer\n\nThe local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.\n"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"\n"11" he replied.\nThe sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."\n"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"\n"Today and tomorrow."\nHe was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.\n"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"\nGomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."\n"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"\nSo, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.\n"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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I have two! \nThis guy died and went to heven, he meet Peter, who gave him a piece of chalk, "Before you can go thourgh the gates, you have to write all your sins on the chalk board so they can be wiped clean" he was told, so he went to find a chalk board\nOn the way he ran into Bush, "You done yet?" he asked Bush, "Yep! See ya on the other side". The man contiued on his way.\nsoon after,he meet Kerry, "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "Surprised to see you here" "Me too." Kerry answered, "Are you done yet?" The man asked Kerry, "No, not yet, I need to get more chalk"\n\nNext one!\n\nA guy dided and went to Hevaen, when there he saw a bunch of clocks, he asked Peter what the were, "Evertime someone sins, thier clock hand gos around one time," next the guy asked where John Kerry's clock was, "Oh thats in my room, I used it as a fan"
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. \n\nHe then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. \n\nWhen he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. \n\nHe gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. \n\n"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde. \n\nShe replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
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hmm i haven't been on here for a long time but you may wanna try jokes.com?\nor www.bored.com
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Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North and South Dakota.
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Try...\n\n www.jokes.com\n \n               Hope that this helps!!!
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This is gonna be kiddish and cheesy, but it made me laugh.  And it works better spoken:\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes?\n\nNo eyed deer  (No idea-r)\n\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?\n\nStill no idea-r\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no d*ck?\n\nStill no f*cking idea-r
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Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
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no i from south dakota
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just  type jokes in google u will get it
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I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.