What would you do if you caught me in bed with your wife?
469719
I would thank you for the freedom!
736164
Well......see it was when you said you were having sex last night that she became skeptical. Afterall... she knew you were with your wife. Sex with your wife? *smacks his head* Sheesh....what were you thinking! Of course your girlfriend isn't going to buy that. \n\nI suggest you write your wife a cute little note like we used to do in 6th grade and say:\n\n"Hey sweetie... I enjoyed making love to you last night. Did you? Check one:\n\n______ yes      _________ no\n\n(oh and will you sign your name at the bottom as well?)\n\n\n\n~~~~~ \nThen show this to your girlfriend. Surely it will be as good as an affadavit.
820970
Stop posting the same question over and over again.  I answered it already.  Leave your wife if you can't stand living with her.  If it's abusive, you'd pack your bags and find a better life.  Otherwise, stop sitting around in your undies at the computer trying to figure out how to get back at her!
926908
nah, you and wife should invite the dog to sleep with both of you in bed, it will be warm and fun!
930820
I would keep doing it.  You obviously have no respect for your wife, so why let her get in the way of your sleezy relationship?
109354
I would! It's obvious that he was never committed to me if he did that. It also shows that he has no boundaries and doesn't acknowledge the fact that not only is he cheating on me, but that he is totally disrespecting me by having sex in MY bed. He would be gone quick, fast and in a hurry! There would be no second chances.
629082
Getting caught having sex! My husband and I were in his truck and we got caught by a police man. And when he shone his flashlight on us, my husband said "My flashlights brighter than yours". I could have killed him, I know I punched him in the thigh. But the combination of those two things embarrassed me more than anything else ever have. We didn't get in any trouble, because I was nice to the guy. I guess it didn't hurt that my husband is still on active duty with the Marines.
259848
Stop getting any further, Love your wife and honor her. No good will come of an affair.
1089212
get laid for real just to see if it was really that good? i mean if this isn't real then i don't want to be woken up because my wife is great in bed
316902
Sorry, you loose the game.\nYou got caught cheating.
1150908
Try to compromise with ur wife to make up sometimes for sex as u need it.
648957
Divorce them both. They saw you when you caught them in bed together? Go home and kick them both out of the house. They feel guilty (hopefully) in the US you could just tell them to leave. I can't say for your country. You know how things are there better than I.\n\nHave you noticed you have a guy's avatar?
489722
get a new wife.  One that appreciates you for who you are.
52168
I'd have to first question the motives of my wife.  Why exactly does she want me to sleep with another person?  If it's for some sort of sexual gratification on her part, then I would perhaps consider it.  I seriously doubt that I would actually proceed with it though.
793489
You are a moral corruptor and your wife doesn't deserve you. Stop talking to this friend of yours and focus on sex with your wife. How would you like it if you found that your wife was talking to her friend whom she really wants to have sex with?!
125821
Your bedroom with your mate.
647912
Play Oz. Your Prisoner 149876-69 and you borrowed a pack of smokes from your hubby whos doing life for murder. You dont have the money on your books to repay him so you have to return a sexual favor. If that dont work then just get to the point