What should you tell your child if they constantly fart in front of your friends?
472725
Kids do those things...just talk to him in private and tell him that it is rude to do that in front of guests and decide on a punishment in case he does it again...that way he knows the consequence ahead of time.  Good luck!
648277
Just tell them that it grosses you out when they act like that.  They probably don't mean anything by it and they more than likely just see you as one of the boys but make sure they know that somethings need to be reserved for when just the guys are around.
1104918
Your kids will grow up and eventually get a life of their own, and if they don't understand now they will then.  I am talking from experience when I say to go go go.  Believe me, the kids feel the tension, and some take it personal.\nJust make sure u let them know that you both love them, just not each other and things have to change for the better.  You don't say how old they are but u can make it age appropriate on how to tell them.  The younger they are, the more simple u say it.  Good Luck.
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
139552
um out her tell her parents, and let them deal with it.\n\nif she's grown just say "wtf"? really loud in a store if you see her doing it.
660182
i think someone shld wash ur mouth out and see how you like it.\nPerhaps you need to sit with ur son and explain why he shouldnt say what he did, he could have just picked it up at school and was told by his friends its cool and not fully understand that he shouldnt do it.  Then find a more appropriate way, tell him he cant have something he likes if he says things like that again. example: my 7 yr old niece was the same so her parents wont let her have party pack on fridays at school if she does it again - needless to say she has stopped.\n\nthere is no point punishing a kid who doesnt understand why he is being punished cuz it certainly wont stop him from doing it again
673986
Hey I have an idea.  If that works, you should fart in a coffee can and mail it to me, Ill open it and see if it still smells.  If that works you can share your farts with people all over the world and not just your friends. We could even sell it on eBay, but I would have to get some money cuz I though of the idea.\n\nShe might want to try washing her bellybutton once in a while because I never heard of that problem.
963978
You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
752591
I have...sort of the same problem. Mine is kid of reversed because I talk too much. Of course the conversation only lasts 3 minutes because they get so annoyed of my constant chatter that they walk away. Figures, right? Anyway, talk about current events. The events you talk about depend on your age. If you're a teen, start with, "Omg, did you hear about the latest Brit/Kev breakup?" That should open up doors of celebrity scandals and gossip. Or if you are an older person, try "You know, the gas is....blah blah....economy....blah and so on". I don't really know much in the adult field so yeah.
1059912
LOL THAT'S HALARIOUS! It depeneds on what you ruined. lol... If they are your best friend tell them... they will understand and cope with it. But if they arn't your friend, don't say a word. lol. I don't know that's just too darn halarious. It's like my dad... he got drunk one night and crawed through my sisters window and peed in my sisters drawer. Looking back on it now it's pretty funny.
1057870
Tell your new "Mother" to shove it and shut the h*ll up.  Tell her off.  Tell her what ever you need to to make her stop talking like that.  If you are unable to or unwilling to.  Then looks like you got to tell your dad what's up or continue to bite your tounge.
652170
kid? which kid?\nLike all kids? Or just like one?\nPatience is the key.\nDon't let it get under your skin\nKids are kids \nand it just a phase\nIgnore it if possible\nTake a deep breath\nand relax
907394
. Well I would say when her child is running muck in front of you and your friend about the buttinski   neighbor \n \n(Set this trap.)\n To your other friend I would tell her you before hand you are going to do this so she can concur with you through the whole thing).\nYou know some people have no control of there children and really make it miserable for every one That you both feel that people who allow there children to ruin a muck that there children do not learn how to behave in polite society It is a given fact that people who do not discipline there children have problems in school and community later on in life. They learn to be bullies and take advantage of others because they can.\n \n You can even say my friend Diane (Me) who has worked in mental health for over 10 years with kids says the problem with kids today is that parents are way to permissive. You have to nip it while they are young otherwise they have no social conchies\nPeople who children would try to injure cats they are more likely to be cruel and Have no sense of compassion or remorse and they usually end up predators of some kind. This has been tested time and time again.\nI would hate to see when this buttinski neighbors kid gets in school I would not even let any of my grand kids play with him so they would grow up acting like them.\n\n I had a kid one time keep kicking me in the Wal-Mart hard in my leg I didn't know this kid from Adam The mother looked and said nothing I was going to let it go but when she did nothing and I had had blood clots in my legs and have been very protective of them .\nI said to the child and the mother loudly well it’s apparent your mother has never taught you discipline in the home what gives you the right to kick me hoping she would intervene. She didn’t\nHe started at me again. I then said go for it kid and I will kick you back hard.\n She starts how dare you he only a child. \nI said well if you are his parent it’s your job to make him mind so be a parent and make him mind, in society he does not have the right to kick me I did nothing too him to provoke and if your child can't behave or you won't make him, leave him home. We should not have to put up with your Childs ill behavior Then I showed her where all my bruises were up and down my leg where he kicked me.\nLady I should have your son arrested for assault on my person.to teach you a lesson.\n I looked right at the kid and said maybe I will. She practalliclly ran from the store and the people in line cheered. I never would have kicked the child I just wanted to gets moms attention and have her intervene like moms suppose to do.\nI rarely ever spanked my son except a swat here and there usually just a straighten up. Made a swat sound and hurt his pride more than his back side. He does the same with his kids now and they are well behaved I can take them any where.\nSo next time you see someone disciplining there child in the local Wal-mart tell them what a good mom your Mom is to that child because she wants people to love you and like you and she is willing to teach you  the right way because she loves you.\n\nDiane
75241
Make them laugh.  That always gets a child's attention.  Be silly dance around, play music and make funny faces.  I've had three kids and making things they don't want to listen to fun or funny always worked.  They are 11, 10 and 7 now and it still works...although my oldest will turn her head now so I can't see her laugh. : )
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
689322
tell him no-one will want to be his friend if he carries on acting like that.....none of his friends will ever want to come round to play cos they will know you have baby toys....they wont want to see u with ur diaper on....etc etc...just keep winding him up
196552
Did you try telling them..If not just don't be anywhere near them alone. Tell your parents and take appropriate action.