Some one says to you 'you're never going to have SEX/ CHOCOLATE again'. Which would you be most upset about?
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Hmmm - Chocolate has never made me regret what I have done... Chocolate makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside...I never question where my chocolate has been before I put it in my mouth...Chocolate gives me a good buzz and does not complain when I grind it up and put it in my espresso...If it is not good chocolate, you can just throw it away with no regrets.  \n\nSex...can result in broken hearts...various infections...isn't always good...\n\nI'd give us sex anyday...  but DO NOT take away my chocolate
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i'd tell them"just don't start making out please"
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If someone asks you:\n\n"Why are you so fat?"\n\nYou reply:\n\n"It's because every time I shag your mum, she gives me a biscuit."
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Jojo, I told you not to talk about this with anyone else!!!\n\nWhat do you mean you're not considering it?! That's not what you told me!!
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That's a tough one, I would say the eye thing. But I guess the worst would be watching your toenail get lifted with the eye that had popped out of the socket, that would suck.
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Displeasure\n\nAnything harmful to the senses.
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Turn him down as nice as you can if you are not interested.  If he becomes really upset you might consider offering him some sexual release to ease the pain as a goodbye gesture.
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I would probably have to say bye-bye to humanity.  Though if I were smart, I'd do a little illegal sperm action with a turkey baster, just like the lesbians do.  If that didn't get me knocked up, so long human race!
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life without sex would be my choice. coz you can pay for pussy but not love
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chocolate. I can't resist it at all.\nI am also scared that my life will end before I see the places that I want to see.
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Interesting to note that you use the word "desperate".\nI would say any male who has never had intercourse!\nIn my opinion the only person desperate to have intercourse would be one who has never had it.
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Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
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My biggest pet peeve is lack or respect.  I find it such a turn-off when a person violates your opinion, body, etc.
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yep, you're gonna have to accept it one way or the other! What's the use in being miserable about it? It's not going to do either one of you any good. Might as well be happy about it. There are worse things in life to be upset about.
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I would be upset!  Girls just wanna have some fun too!!!
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Why would you have sex with someone you don't really want to be with?
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kill someone. \nI would not go to church