Who was the comedian who hosted Saturday Night Live who said he would use "rock quotes" in the monolouge?
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DANE COOK.  this guy is freaking hilarious!  gotta watch his stand up comedy.
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Tommy Cooper - Comedian\n\n"Dimebag" Darryl Abbott - Guitarist
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try about.com's quotation site - they have all sorts of quotes
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Yes, he has hosted SNL once - November 22, 1997.  In addition, he has made numerous appearances.  This website has the complete list of SNL Hosts:\n\nhttp://www.saturday-night-live.com/snl/guestsbyseason/1975_present.html
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Stone Cold Steve Austin because Stone Cold said so!\nAustin 3:16
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(m)\n\nJohn Malkovich quotes (American Actor, b.1953)\n\nGriff Rhys Jones born 1953 Popular comedy actor
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I don't know. try going to SNL website and find out
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Yeah it would be great to have a site of just a list of his quotes but until that comes we will have to work for them. Heres a couple that I found and like\n\n"He's become the J.Lo of boxing!"- Larry Merchant speaking on Oscar De La Hoya's loss to Shane Mosley, HBO, September 2003\n\n"Marquez may need some surgery on his offense..." Larry Merchant commenting on Raul Marquez\n\nAlso had a local radio football commentator in Pittsburgh, Myron Cope that was great for quotes, after a game the morning show would play some of them the next day. People like that are great for sports :o)
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Well, first off, it's only a "monalogue" if your name is "Mona." \n\nYou're wanting to recite, I would guess, a "monologue." *One* (mono) *speaking* (logue). \n\nYour selection seems more simply like a poem/incantation than an actual "monologue." Try to find something where it's one person speaking - basically, like giving a speech. \n\nMark Twain (Samuel Clemens) was famous for his monologues. \n\nAt the start of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and The Late Show with David Letterman, they both perform a "monologue," giving the day's events mostly, and their opinions of what's happening - basically in humor/joke form.
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ERIC CARTMAN -southpark...\nFor gems like - "Jews can't play basketbal",  "Respect my authority" and especially - "Ha, Harry butt-hole pussy Potter - Fags!"\n\nEric Cartman  - god amongst men!
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Presenter of "the saturday show"
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"You're just a fatty fat fat fat!"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n-(Family Guy)
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Ok he is kind of hilarious\nbut not always.\ncheck that :\n"What a city, what a night, what a crowd, what a bomb, what a mistake, what a wonker you have for a President."\nBono\n(Acceptance speech at MTV Europe Music Awards 1996, referring to French nuclear testing in Pacific)\nThat was correct. No?
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MY VERY COOL FRIEND TOLD ME THIS ONE \n\n"IM NOT FRED FILNSTONE BUT ILL MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"!!!
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir
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ron white, because he is the only one who doesnt have a gimmick he is naturally funny. but i would go with rodney carrington evne though he isnt one of the legitimate blue collar comedians.
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Euthenasia........... yeah, Saturday Night Live ran this joke twenty years ago.\n\nNo problem.  It's still funny.