Did the Lone Ranger and Tonto have an inter-racial relationship or else?
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding out in the desert one night and shortly before dark, decided to make camp. They pitched their tent and laid down by the fire and went to sleep. Late into the night, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger.\n"Kemo-Sabe, what you see over us?"\nThe Lone Ranger replied, "Why Tonto, I see billions of stars."\n"What that mean to you?" asked Tonto.\n"Well, on a metaphysical level, it means that people as a whole are tiny and insignificant in comparison to the rest of the universe. Astrologically it means that Jupiter is aligned with Mars and my emotions will be running strong the next two weeks. Meteorologically it means that the sky is clear with no sign of clouds which means no rain. Chronologically, I can see by the position of the moon that it's half past three."\nThe Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and is surprised to see a frown on Tonto's face.\n"Why are you looking at me like that Tonto?" the masked one asked.\n"You dumber than buffalo shit, Kemo-Sabe. It mean that somebody stole our tent!"
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Perhaps your mexican cousin can become a smuggler and your texas cousin can be a mule. And that way they would be like bonnie and clyde but border criminals.
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See this website:\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organized_crime\n\nThere's also the mexican and indian
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The border was "open" up until the 1880s. Of course, the open Mexican border at that time was "unofficial," but the American southwest was so wide open that mexican immigration was not a political issue.
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gfogler is right, but you spelled the character name wrong its Tondelayo, that's why a character search in IMDB didn't work.
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As far as I know they were called the Inner City Posse before they became the Clowns. I've heard some of their older stuff and it sounds WAAAAAY different. Hard to find though.
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Yes that was a 10 stars joke(**********)!\n\nI have another one:\nLone Ranger and Tonto were galloping through the desert, when out of nowhere they were surrounded by the nasty Indians! They were so outnumbered Lone ranger said to his sidekick Tonto, "Looks like we are in trouble my friend."\nTo which Tonto replied, "You mean, YOU are in trouble Kemo Sabe."
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Tonto - stupid, dumb.\n"Kemo sabey" was supposed to be an Indian (native American) word, but the actor who played Tonto said it came from Spanish "Quien No Sabe" - the person who knows nothing.
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The definition is usually protrayed in the movies. Sean Penn, Clint Eastwood, Robert DeNero. Just think of a movie, western, police, rescue, and note the lead male actor. That's usually rugged individualism.
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Here is what I was able to find out about the Karankawa -\nwho were an Indian tribe in Texas.\nhttp://www.texas-our-texas.com/Cultgrps2.html\n\nThe person you might be thinking of is Alvar Nunez Cabeza de Vaca, one of the early Spanish explorers. Apparently he had Moorish roots, so he would have had dark skin, and he was held as a slave by the native Americans.\n\nHere is some info:\nBorn around 1490 in a tiny Andalusian town called Jérez de la Frontera to Francisco de Vera and Teresa Cabeza de Vaca, Alvar Nuñez Cabeza de Vaca is remembered as being the first European to see and explore the southwestern United States. Cabeza de Vaca’s name, which means "head of a cow," comes from his mother’s side of the family. In 1212, during the Spanish reconquest, one of Teresa’s ancestors, Martín Alhajahad, marked an unguarded mountain pass with a cow skull. The Spanish Christians attacked the Moors and won the battle "Las Navas de Tolosa." King Sancho of Navarre honored Alhajahad and his descendents with the name "Cabeza de Vaca." Although Alvar could have chosen to use his father’s surname, he preferred his mother’s surname and used it throughout his life.\nCabeza de Vaca spent his youth in Jérez and later joined the military where he was sent to Italy to fight in the battle of Ravenna in 1512. Although the battle was won by the French, Cabeza de Vaca was still promoted to the rank of alferez (ensign) for bravery. In 1513 he served as an aide to the Duke of Medina, Sidonia. He then fought in behalf of King Charles I (Emperor Charles V) during the Comuneros revolt. His loyalty obviously captured the king’s attention, for at age forty, Cabeza de Vaca received the appointment that would not only change his life but also the future of the New World. In 1527, Cabeza de Vaca was appointed as treasurer of a royal expedition to Florida led by Pánfilo de Narváez. As treasurer, Cabeza de Vaca was second in command.
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a mexibilly? hicksicans?
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"Lone Star" I has almost forgotten this cartoon.  I can even sorta remember the jingle.  Cool show back then.\n\nUpdate:  I actually did some research on this one and I was almost right.  The name of the cartoon you are actually talking about is "Bravestar".\n\nThe proof is listed under the source.  Enjoy
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Vincente Fox for sure. He's mexican. Bush is probably more of a whiskey drinking cowboy. He probably can't handle his tequila as well as Fox can.
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I had a boyfriend who was/is black.  We broke up but it wasn't due to that.  In the South where cultural lines are still packed with prejudice, it heightened our visibility; not only were we gay in the south, we were interracial as well.  I would be lying if I said it didn't have some stressful points, but all in all it was a good experience.  Oddly when I dated a Native American no one batted an eyelash.
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They're both Mexican...so somewhere down the line they are related.
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it was blacks, latino, whites, and arabs.\n\nWhen loranze Tate got shot by the cop because he taught he had a gun when he really had a statue.\n\nWhen terrence howard and his wife was harass by that bigot cop during the patrol.\n\nwhen sandra bullock held closer to her husband when she saw loranze tate and ludacris walking towards them.\n\nWhen the Arab was about to shoot the latino because he taught he cheated him.\n\nWhen Don Cheadle was blackmail.
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im not sure, I did have a (strictly platonic) dream about him the other night...odd? ive never thought twice about him during the day?\n\ninterestingly enough, in my dream he was lying face down dead on the ground in a basement area that was about to flood, and i was looking upon him with someone by my side who said "youll see texas walker ranger never dies" and later on in the dream he was up and about kicking bootie. the only reason i even know about texas walker is bcuz my fatherinlaw watches it sometimes, and ive had to reming him i dont want my 3 yr old looking at it bcuz of the violence. \n\nbut somehow hes managed to touch my subconsious, as a greater than mortal man....wowwwwwww. but who knows i am a product of the 80's?