i need a good excuse why i wont be in work tomorrow. know any good ones?
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-I can't come to work today because the city is paving my street and I can't get out!\n-Constipation. Say no more. \n-The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet. \n-I am not coming in because I tried to dye my hair blonde, but it came out green!\n- am sorry but I will be unable to come in to work today. My agoraphobia (fear of leaving the house) is beginning to kick in.\nHope one of these can help! hahaha!!
320920
Nothing...I probably wouldn't tell anyone and keep on working at my job.  It's not so bad.  I would get bored quickly without work...I had today off and I'm borderline insane already.  I need to be busy.
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You say you are willing to wait until "we are not swamped" so why would you need an "excuse"?\n\nIf it is actually that hard to get time off, just tell your supervisor that you have been unusually stressed lately and you need to have a day to just get away and calm down.  Ask about a week ahead of time so it doesn't come as surprise to your sup.\nIf your sup is decent he/she will realize you are being thoughtful and responsible by asking ahead of time and should honor that.        \nAt least you will have the knowledge that you were honest.  \n\nA sup who isn't responsive to the needs of the workers will soon find they have a hostile working class to deal with and that will come back to bite in the arse.\n\nWhere I worked, we had one boss who thought he had to act like a dictator to control everyone. When he finally PO'd everyone to the point they hated him we started watching for ways to get rid of him. Eventually the attendance and work output showed on paper that he wasn't getting the job done and they moved him to another area. A friend and I had a talk with him before he was moved and we did our best to make him realize he caused all of the problems in our area.  He didn't listen. He acted the same in the new area and the people there were a lot meaner than us. They sabotaged everything he did and made his bosses know why things went downhill in their area. The company sent him to some training school to readjust his technique and then transferred him to a different facility where no one knew him.  We heard the people there slashed the tires on his car!! After that I don't know what happened. I don't condone the slashing but I do understand the frustration of an unreasonable boss. They are actually counter productive.\n\nGood luck and remember, honesty always pays good dividends...
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you need to switch this off! it's dead addictive isn't it? i'm at work now and really not doin anything.....\n\ntry to get your excuses out of the way, make a cuppa and a sarnie, shut yourself away and DON'T GO ON HERE!\n\nhave a good night...
445603
Go to work.  You might need the sick day later on...
983742
Try having early nights and eating well!\n\nMy trick is to treat myself for going to work, such as having my nails or hair done, going on a night out with friends and then i feel better to come to work! I look to the next weekend to get me through the week at work!
422974
DOnt go to school or work monday
982263
Well if the reason you are asking off is legit, then just tell the truth. If not just say you have to unexpectedly go out of town...maybe because of an ill relative. If you're out of town there's no way you could come in during the day!
814117
Enjoy\n\nAnd while working tomorrow look for a job you will actually enjoy on your bosses time and pay\n\nBaby Guinness for me thanks
429662
that my alarm clock is actually broken and I still have 3 hours to snooze :)  \n\ngotta get ready for work, because unfortunately, my alarm clock is fine. damn it.
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Where I work, anyone not showing up on Monday, will not have a job on Tuesday.  I love it.  You want to live here and get all the American rights, act like one.  If not please go home.
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Hello from Scotland. Its midnight here. Pull a sicki!! What to do is from now on until the next hour and a half,dont talk to anyone at work and be very quiet.Go to the loo and stay in it for bout 10.b4 u come out of the loo,rub ur eyes a lot(put a little soap in ur eyes if u can bear it) and then go back to work.Ur buddies and boss at work will think u look ill with ur red eyes all watery.tell them u threw up and need to go home. Then have a great day when u get sent home sick!!!! Its worked for me and even the soap in the eyes was worth it!! lol
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Tell your boss your kid is sick from your dying grandmother\nwho survived getting hit by a lightening bolt, the lightening bolt caught your house on fire, when the house fell from the fire it hit a tree, the tree hit your car that rolled into the street, when it rolled into the street it cause a car pileup that tied up traffic, then tell your boss the traffic will make it impossible for you to get to work.
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jab yourself in the eye with a pencil.. just kidding.. but seriously.. if u are sick then just say so.. and tell what is wrong with u.. of course this does not mean u get to eat nachos and watch porn all day.. that is my job.. just rest and take it easy and u will be better in a jiffy
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Oh, I know the Sunday Blues... And I have recently found the remedy: I try to organize meet-ups and dinner invitations for Monday and Tuesday nights now. That way I look forward to the new week, sometimes I can't wait for Sunday to pass because I want to meet my friends asap. \n\nOk, yes, I am only fooling myself, but then again, if that doesn't work for you, you might want to take a look at the reasons why you don't like your work and change employment?
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Give me a good reason and maybe I will.\n\nGL\nSomeday is not a day of the week.  ~Author Unknown\n\nProcrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.  ~Don Marquis
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How about instead of wasting time trying to figure out an excuse, you actually do your homework?\n\nOr else you can work at Mickey D's for the rest of your life...\n\nSay it with me now:\n\n"Did you want fries with that?"\n\nHonestly!