my wife asked me if she's fat what do i say?
461691
Simple...You're not fat baby, I love you, you are hot.\n\nThat is assuming you want to stay married, if not then tell her she's a cow.  :P
528477
you should not divorce her because she's gained weight.  she should divorce you because you've lost your mind.\n\nand then she should go have a coke & a smile with her friend at walmart....
346853
For all of those who are commenting that these jokes are mean ... TAKE A JOKE ... hence the reason you are on this site b/c you are searching to answer jokes.  I weigh 300 pounds and I think these jokes are hilarious.\n\nShe's so fat ... that she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.\n\nShe's so fat ... when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.\n\nShe's so fat ... that her bellybutton doesn't have lint, but complete sweaters instead.
566294
Why tell her that in the first place. If you know you can't just say the good part without leaving the bad one out, then don't say anything at all. I have seen girls do terrible things to themselves just because someone told them they were either ugly, or too fat, or too thin, or too busty, the best thing is to just leave that part out. Trust me
74056
Don't be the first one to bring it up. At some point they will either try to lose weight themselves or complain about how fat they are. When they complain about it, that's your chance. But don't say "Yeah, you could stand to lose a few pounds." Say something along the lines of "Well, if you're not happy with the way you look, let's do something about it. We can start exercising together." Be VERY VERY VERY supportive when the time comes that he/she tries to lose weight. Keep him/her motivated and praise every pound lost. Remember, nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is more satisfying than hearing "hey, have you lost weight?"
862050
i think it depends on your relationship with the person and the situation...\ni had put on some weight once and ran into an aquaintance and at first i felt kinda wierd cuz i had gained the weight and kinda embarrassed....but then the girl said "it's been a long time since i've seen you...you look great, you've put on some weight and you look so healthy and so much less stressed out"\n....you might ask how she's doing...maybe she just had a baby or maybe she has  a health issue...\nor maybe say "wow you've changed so much since i last saw you..." and then add a compliment like "i really like how you're wearing your hair now, you look great"
1183469
Tell her she's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen.\n\nThe line... "Are you from Tennessee?  Cuz you're the only 10 I see" has worked for many!
1122894
Dump her now.  Not because she is bad for you, but becuase you are bad for HER.  If you are so shallow that you can't get past her waist size, then get away from her.  If she has no self respect because of her weight, she won't have the guts to leave first, you do it.
795992
give your friend the support a good friend would tell her that it is important to stay healthy and not worry if shethinksshe is fat she sounds like she is just right or a little to thin she should be proud that she doesnt have much bigger issues such as health etc.
997231
You could try turning the joke into a compliment!\neg. Is THAT what you are wearing?.......Good, cos you look great in it - but then you always do! (the second remark stops any comeback!\n\nThere are some things that you cannot give the right answer to:\nDoes my bum look big in this? (you mean it does in other things)\nWhich outfit should I wear? (what's wrong with the other outfit? You liked it last time I wore it)\nWhat colour suits me best? (so I don't look good in.....?)\n\nTact is always the best policy.   If she does look dreadful, just say something like 'You look very nice but I always fancy you most when you in the blue dress'.\n\nIf you don't learn to say nice things, it will cost you a fortune in flowers!\n\nHope the advice helps!
321752
Encourage her to do things for her. Help her to raise her self esteem.  Let her know that she is important and that you care for her. Tell her she looks fine.\nAnd you can talk normally with her, I'd recommend don't say to her how pretty are top models or other women (above all if they are skinny or very skinny). You can let her know that the people very skinny can affect their health. That every one must find one their ideal weight, and it is the weight you feel confortable with and also is healthy for you.
817111
Sorry I am a woman, but you need to confront you wife with this.  It's disrespectful to you and to your marriage.  Sit her down and tell her you know what her butt is up to.
890364
How tall are you?\n\nIt sounds mighty thin if you ask me. Unhealthily so.
417575
hmmm...she knows she is fat already. She might not want to talk about it but she is aware. The real question is why? \n\nCertainly take her to the gym, only eat healthy foods when you are with her but the best thing might be to be a friend and help her discover why she has let herself go....\n\nSometimes being heavy is in your DNA--and sometimes its in your emotional DNA.
319706
i hope your "fat chick" sees this before she lets you "pork" her. \n\nbut  lets hope she's smarter then that to let you near her\n\ngood luck with that though
2483
Are things or situations putting a lot of stress on your wife? Have you and your wife had any kids yet? Have you gained weight yourself? What things have happened in your lives such as eating habits and changes in lifestyle that might have encouraged this weight gain? \nFor one don't divorce her. Two, hopefully you married her on a higher level beyond her looks even though that also was an attraction you had towards her. Also for her to ask you she is already aware of the fact that she has gained this weight and would probably would like to hear such things like, "We can do it together, take it one step at a time,etc..." Do things with her like eating healthy, and exercising, so she knows she has your support in it. Also, try different sexual positions, be more exotic and make love to her because she wants it not just because you want it. Sex can also be a very exciting and fun way to lose weight. If all this doesn't work and you still don't find her sexually attractive then this is beyond her weight and I would advice you get help.
1138060
Because your afraid to say the wrong thing! No one wants to mess up! just remember that if she likes you, she wont care what you say just NEVER say : "You look fat" that will get you into a hospital!!!