My coworker always eats chips and all I hear coming from his cubicle is this really annoying crunching.?
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buy a bag of really crunchy chips, like the crunchiest imaginable, like bugles or something, or even a really crunchy cereal, like captain crunch.  then when he starts crunching again, walk into his cube with your foodstuff in hand.  then lower your mouth to about six inches away from his ear and stuff a WHOLE MOUTH FULL of cereal and/or bugles into your mouth and crunch really slowly and obnoxiously for like five minutes.  also, meaningfully spew the crumbs all over your lips and his shoulder while chewing, and when he turns to acknowledge your crunching, say, "these bugles and/or captain crunches are really good".  then spit the cereal and/or bugles out in his lap, and put another mouthful of cereal and/or bugles in your mouth and repeat the process.  if he punches you, he'll be fired. \n\ni think he'll get the hint.\n\nthen fart really loudly on his keyboard.
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I used to work with a woman who ate lunch at her desk every day, and it was always something out of a ceramic bowl (soup, cereal, whatever). And when she'd get to the bottom of the bowl it was always the spoon clanging against the bottom like she was scraping the last tidbit out. (Scrape, cling, scrape...Scrape, cling, scrape...Scrape, cling, scrape...) Arghhhh! I wanted to slam her with the bowl... every day!!! (If you are reading this, Cindy, yes it was you!)
1081966
chips are a sign of the devil; the end of times. there are already people in the government that are getting them. why? because they want all of us to think that they are a good thing to have. it's just another way to let "big brother" know what you are doing. just like gps systems in your vehicle or cell phone.
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As a supervisor, you need to first speak with them and let them know you are aware of their sleeping habits on the job.  Find out why this is this the case, give him a warning to let him know this will go in his personnel file and if it keeps happening you will have to let him/her go.
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DO NOT DO HIS WORK!!!!   \n\nif someone isn't cutting it at work and you get questioned about work not getting done, then inform your supervisor of the problem.  you shouldn't have to do your work and his.  \n\nthis is coming from a managment person of many years.  your supervisor may not be aware of his slacking...all your sup may see is that the work is done. \n\nif he leaves tasks that HAVE to get done by end of day, but are his responsibility, then document this and take the documentation to your supervisor.  explain that you are not complaining, you are simply pointing out that he slacks and you're left with it.  it's unfair and if you are doing more, perhaps you should have better wages, better hours etc.  BUT like i said...don't whine and complain, managers HATE that.  we all feel like we do more than our co workers, however, if you have documentation and show it to your sup in a professional manner and it is clear that he is shirking his responsibilities, then your sup should hear you loud and clear.\n\ngood luck and take care!
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yes! You should see me. I get chips on aisle 12 then go to aisle 2 to get soup then realize I forgot cookies on aisle 12 so I have to go alllll the way back. Then I just end up weaving up and down every aisle two or three times to make sure I get everything. It's awful. You'd think I'd get better at it considering I do it every week, but I don't!
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I love chips and junkie snack foods but i'm on a diet so i've been finding alternatives\n\nVeggie chips taste great and have much less fat than your average potato chip. (read the labels though..some have just as many calories as regular chips!!)\n\nIf you have a sweet tooth try dipping fruit in fat free yogurt\n\nAlso, to try and avoid bingeing, chew ice, try boullion cubes (only 5 calories and the warm soup-like quality fills you up), sleep, excercise, do your hair or makeup, clean up (i recommend a nasty job like picking up dog poo..definitely turns you off of eating) anything to get your mind off eating\n\nalso, try brushing your teeth with a strong mint tooth paste...it makes lots of foods taste nasty\n\nGood luck!!
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throw out all junk food..dont buy any more..i bag of chips could hrrow u off, then eat salad before every meal and make sure u eat laot of apples and bannansa instead of choips or chocolate
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The dude who sits next to me will win craziest/most annoying co-worker in ANY contest!\n \nHe is the most annoying person to ever walk the face of the friggin planet!\n\nHere's the short list of things that irritate me about him:\n\nHis laugh\n\nHis nosey old woman into every attitude \n\nHis voice \n\nHis walk\n \nHis fat butt \n\nHis fat belly \n\nHis smell - he smokes like he's trying to get cancer \n\nDid I mention his laugh sounds like fingernails down a chalkboard?\n\nHe talks to his wife every 15 minutes whether he needs to or not.\n\nHe argues with his wife every 30 minutes whether he needs to or not.\n\nHe talks to his too young to talk on the phone daughter every 30 minutes.\n\nHe hasn't learned a thing about inside voices.\n\nDid I mention his laugh?\n\nHe's a mooch.  I brought in chocolate chip cookies today.  He made fun of me because they weren't homemade, but has since proceeded to eat 11 of them.  I know - I've counted.\n\nHe hockers into his garbage can non stop!\n\nDid I mention the laugh?\n\nI'm listening to music on the internet so he 1) won't try to talk to me and 2) so I don't have to friggin hear his voice, laugh, hockering, conversations with his wife, but don't worry - He came over and took my headsets off my head so he could talk to me.\n\nI'm seriously going to lose it one day!  He is like \nevery annoying idiot you've ever known, wrapped into one weirdo!  Then multiply by 10!
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Well, if I were your co-worker, this is what you would do:\n\n1.  Eat smelly, crunchy food at your desk.\n2.  Talk with your mouth full.\n3.  Sniff, cough, or clear your throat repeatedly.\n4.  Be obsessive/compulsive.\n5.  Tape everything to your desk because the cleaning people "are always moving things around."\n6.  Before you leave at night, stand at the door staring at your desk for precisely 30 seconds.
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Hey! If this person works nights at a Pizza Hut, and sees his colleagues all night long, there is no reason to make him/her spend more time with them.  He/she needs their rest and if they're anything like me, they don't want to hang out with a bunch of minimum wage losers so they can be reminded of how miserably they failed themselves and their families.  Fellowship you say? Misery does not always love company.  If you really   care for this person, you'd help them find a real job.
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How about annoying your colleagues so much so that they don't miss you when you leave? or volunteering to scrub their desks to erase coffee marks and deep clean their keyboards? or sending anonymous letters in the suggestion box?\n\nStop BMB Capello for now, and go back to work, you're busy :-)
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Maybe your boss is eating too much "smegma"!!\nWhatever that is.\nLOL
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Does he have a hearing loss ? I have been cussed out for talking loud by co-workers. And when they asked if I was deaf, I'd tell them no, but I do have a hearing problem.\n It is possible, myself, I have to be near people to hear(understand) them. And I used to lock eyes with people, this would help me to focus on them so I could listen better, but most people do not like that.\n If he does have a hearing problem, l am sure he would like to know when he is talking loud. PArt of the talking loud part would be to hear yourself talking so you can speak clearly. Otherwise you mumble and then ...............\n Wouldn't hurt to ask him. If he does, ask if he'd mind if you tell him when he starts talking loud.
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everyday when im at work
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Don't eat it!!! \nSeriusly, make your own food, take it with you to work so you are not "force" to eat junk food.\nMake the effort.\nRemember is not good for your organism.
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Tell me about it!!! Jeesh! It's like potato chips!