Who invented the toilet? The toilet paper?
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The toilet was invented in ancient times in India.  The modern toilet was invented or at least modified to its present functionality by John Crapper. Toilet paper per se is a modern invention refined by the company responsible for the Coronet tissue paper.  Yes, the bidet is a better alternative, especially if you suffer from hemorrhoids. For those who didn't answer this part of the question, this bathroom fixture is mostly used by women who have their period to clean themselves, but it also works very well in most people's arses.
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(m)\n\nThe swedish guy  invented the Crazy Frog
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At least a toilet paper gets to travel.
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OOOOOOOOK Guitargadfly is here to save the day once again! Toilet paper is cut into small squares because large circles really didn't work. They tried large circles, but everyone kept getting that stuff on their fingers. Ewww... \n   AND, they also realized that if you make TP in large circles, people tend to use JUST ONE, which is very bad for sales... whereas if they make it as they do, people think OMG one is way too small! I'll get poo all over my fingers, and they grab a big bunch. Witness the lady who earlier said her and hubby use a roll a DAY!
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Why do they have to sell toilet paper in 24 packs, people see you walking around the store with 24 rolls of toilet paper and they are probably thinking, geeze does that guy ever leave the bathroom? - Jim Gaffigan
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Who'd clean our toilets?
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Ha Now this is A question thats always gets the wrong answer \nIts John Crapper (but wait its really not)\nThe real name is William John Crapper\nNot only did he invent the WC (water closet) Toilet \nHe made Faucets And Certain kind of pipes He had Alot to do with the plumbing field. The famous One he made as Most people remember is the WC with the Water tank was about 4 Foot above the bowl. And with a pull of the chain The water would rush down the pipe and fluse the WC down and away. Now there are some great stories of the word crap If it was used 1000 years ago by the greeks But also there is a story of (John) When he was working on his WC and used it he Got some S**T on himself ( And just like if you hit yourself you might get mad and say something like gee dave your real smart) As John did he said Crap And Back in the days S**T was well not a good work to use we needed a better word like Crap. Also not A little Hint If you ever find a True Crapper WC or Faucet KEEP IT!! You will be shocked on how much it is worth. You will not be saying holly crap you will be saying HOLY S**T!!\nNow this story IS the one most go by and in the time line that this happend and the way society\nwas back then This would Have to be the Correct one. The other Ones are well just lets say BULLS**T\nAnd as for his Name History has changed so much and people have changed it so much they forget there real names and what they Really did for us Unless it was someone like Edison. But to go back more in time the Romans were the first On record as we know to have Running water and sewer systems. And hot Baths. The sewers were above ground and didnt smell good But you didnt have to walk in it.\nHope all this Crap did you some good. LoL
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The British word for toilet, "loo", derives from the French "garde a l'eau!" In medieval Europe people had little conception of hygiene and threw the contents of their chamber pots out the window into the street below. In France the practice was preceded by "garde a l'eau!" ("watch out for the water!"). In England, this phrase was Anglicised, first to "gardy-loo!", then just "loo", and eventually came to mean the toilet/lavatory itself. The American word for toilet, "john", is called after the John Harington who in 1596 invented an indoor water closet for Queen Elizabeth I.
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Philo T. Farnsworth \nhttp://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventors/farnsworth.htm
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Hey Man Stop Hogging the toilet paper....pass it over here!
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Woah woah woah!  Toilet paper!
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Toilet paper, Toilet paper? \nI use a hose in the garden, if it rains I don't.\nJoe can I call you Ann Landers?
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I use the book pages for toilet paper!! :)
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To wipe the toilet seat with :)
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A courtier named Ts'ai-Lun, from Lei-yang in China, was the inventor of paper (not papyrus) circa 105 A.D. Tell your friend I'm sorry he/she lost the bet.
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Paper.  Which comes from trees.\n\nBet you didn't know every time you use the bathroom you're wiping your ass with a Larch, did you?
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Thomas Alva Edison invented the light bulb, the phonograph, automatic telegraph, motograph, paraffin paper(which was used to wrap candy), electric pen, carbon rheostat, microtasimeter, sockets, switches, insulating tape, gummed paper tape, magnetic ore separator, life-sized electric railway, motion picture camera, steel alkaline storage battery, and many other things.  He had 1,368 different patents.