If you could have anyone assasinted, who would it be?
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JK Rowling must be assassinated for destroying the imagintive power of children by writing such dumb fantasies..\nHARRY POTTER!!! YUCK!!
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That's a hard one... I suppose it would be Dick cuz he shot someone in the face though. The biggest crook of them all  would be Karl Rove.
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Saddam. Just so they could poke us in the eye.
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to kill the one that sniched
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definitely sauron.  if the ring got in either voldemort or darth vader's hands then he could control the crap out of them.  they would be his puppets.  that is such evilness right there.  i would hate to be his wife.  i'm sure she wouldn't be any better.
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Im going to have to go with John Kerry. Everyone knows he is a flip flop and he bats for both sides so Im giving him the slight advantage over George Washington because Kerry can be involved in gang bangs.
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No, I wouldn't kill him, cause then I would have to answer to God, but I would hurt him so bad that he would wish and pray to God that he was dead.lol
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I would send the army out to kill the chavs.\nI would pass a law saying that I was king forever.\nI would make human cloning legal so i could be King forever.\nI would execute all serial killers, rapists and child molestors.\nOh, and drug dealers.\nI would appear on a reality TV show to find me a queen.\nAny unemployed would be given work building statues of me and various religious figures (so as not to offend the Christians/Jews/Muslims etc.).
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Can I be Buba?I would love to put those terrorists in their place both figuratively and literally.
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I would slash the throat of a certain someone I hate very very much.
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How about an illegal alien.  I would like to take a whack at one of those.
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Gary Hopkins - the killer of Leone Keating.  I would like him to die the same way he killed her.  Because he left her to drown in a cold drain after raping her - I would not rape him obviously but would break his hips and shove him in the same water that poor little girls life ended in.  The rest of them, including Huntley, are best kept alive so they can suffer every day knowing they will never be released and fearing someone will get them - and someone will definitely get Huntley.
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Medal of valor. It's recipient would most likely of had to kill some one.
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i would have killed him
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I dunno. I would probably have to say Pol Pot. He was the leader of Cambodia during the late seventies. During his few years in power he set up an extremely oppresive communist government, and killed over 2,000,000 people. I'm not too certain about the details, you should look them up, but i have heard that he was actually a little bit canabalistic. I do know that he was obsessed with making people afraid of him, and he was later killed by his own officers. \n\nAnother one would probably be Stalin. He was an extremely paranoid leader of the soviet union. He killed 24,000,000 people. That's 4 times as many people as hitler killed. The only reason we didn't care about stalin is because he was on our side at the time.(this was during WWII)
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If you knew...they would have to kill you...
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Any political or religious personage.