If Santa and Easter Bunny got into a fistfight, who would win?
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Mr. Pennywise, din't yo momma never tell you dat der is no santa cloz?
359932
Yeah, I prefer the "perfect rest" of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.  I like those imaginary creatures better than the baby-killing "God."
864342
If I believe in the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and SAnta Claus (not to mention Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer), would you think the less of me?
1087201
I had never thought of this, but now that you bring it up I think there's a good possibilty. Superman goes arounf saving "good" guys and fighting "bad" guys, just like Santa judges if people are "naughty" or "nice." Since they both have this superhuman powers, they think they have the right to judge people and go on power trips. Like you say they both fly, although Santa uses reindeer and a sleigh, but they both also have a fondness of the red suit and how else could Santa vistit all those houses in one night, if he were not in fact "faster than a speeding bullet?" They are both apparently fireproof and like the cold. Santa lives a t North Pole and Superman's Fortress of Solitude is in Antartica.
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Ooooooooooooooh pick me pick meeeee!!!\nI want one , i want one !!!!! Pleaseeee pleeeeeeese .Ooooooooooh i want a white chocolate one            \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAll hail the easter bunny .) hmmmmmm chocolate *drools*
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Allah would win because he has more powers, the other gods have powers but they are weaker then Allah. he would kick their hindi @sses\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmeow\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand peoples get a life.. and some humor
870042
Ask Santa, maybe he has a lunatic rebel elf available.
33209
I'm calling for a tie. Both have proved they can withstand numerous blows to the head. I'm guessing they would both collapse after 2 minutes.
1186408
This is a tough one.  The obvious answer would be Heaven, of course.  However, one must factor in a few things.\n\n1.  While Heaven is the obvious "good guy" one can't forget that Hell will play dirty.  You can't overlook that.  Angels will play fair, and while we all know they are a little bit smarter than your average demon (just read This Present Darkness by Frank Peretti for your proof.) demons tend to travel in larger packs, and they fight dirty.  \n\n2.  Heavenly inhabitants are used to an easygoing lifestyle.  Hell is probably overcrowded and the folks who live there are used to roughing it.  Hellions are also usually more badass.\n\n3.  The final fight - Satan Vs. God.  This is really no contest.  God would win, in effect, because He is God.  You can't beat God.  It just doesn't happen.  So The Dark Lord would ineviteably fall.  As for the two realms of Heaven and Hell, who knows who would win if you took God and Satan out of the equation.  Probably Hell.  But since God is, in fact, in the equation, it's safe to say that Heaven would come away with the win.
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im athiest.......so if i wasnt.......id say God.........but seeing how i am, superman would be fighting nothing..........so therefore, ill say superman........even though it only depends on ur religion.
19766
santa claus. best answer.
470038
Who is better in the sack, if it is close, who has the bigger rack, done and done!
577122
Great fight, and Silver Sufer would take Apocalypse down. the Sufer would win primarily because as long as Galactus and the power cosmic are in existence he'll be endowed with almost limitless powers.
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My instinct says Johnny Cash, but which Elvis would he be fighting. The young Elvis would get his heart ripped out. On\nthe other hand though, the old, fat, rhinestone jump suit wearing Elvis might think that Cash is a big black jelly bean or something and devour him in mere seconds. Nah, Johnny Cash would pretty much kick that Elvis's fat a** too.
538787
No it would ruin the plot. Who would they fight? I guess they could beat up that bulldog
477818
Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
360613
ha ha, but no they probably would not fight....since jesus says to turn the other cheek....but if they did fight....jesus would have him hands down with his powers.