Any Good Jokes (in Spanish or   English) please?
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A man named Joe was walking on the beach one day when he found an eerie looking bottle. He rubbed it, just for the heck of it, to see if a genie would come out. (He really liked the movie Aladdin as a child.) And lo and behold! A genie did come out! \n\nThe genie was pleased with Joe and said, "What a strapping lad ye are! Thanks for the favor! I shall now give you three wishes. What do ye want? Anything. But.. whatever ye wish for, I shall have to give all the Republicans in the world double! So wish carefully."\n\nJoe was very happy to hear this, although being a democrat, he didn't really want the republicans to get double of what he got. But there seemed no way to get out of giving Republicans good things. "I wish for...one million dollars!" \n\n"Sure. Here ye go." A wad of bills appeared in Joe's (and all the Republicans in the world) hands. \n\n"Next... I would like a limousine! With a chauffeur and unlimited coupons for the carwash!" \n\n"Here ye go." Coupons started to rain down on Joe. (As well as the other Republicans in the world).\n\nJoe thought carefully about his last wish. "Now, Genie. For my last wish, I...I have always wished to donate a kidney."
796353
hahahahahaha nice joke man!!!!!!!!! ITS FUNNY
833570
It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
806258
LOL.  LOL.  LOL.\n\nKudos for a Good One!\n\nThanks for the laughs, and have a great evening.
811979
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
129868
Theres 3 guys that work at a construction site a cute blond guy, a black guy and a mexican every day they eat lunch togethere on the high beams. One day the black guy opens up his lunch box and says chicken wings every day I open this box and theres chicken wings, then the mexican guy opens his and says buritoes evey day i open mine up theres burritoes , then the white guy opens his and says peanut butter and jelly every time i open mine up theres peanut butter and jelly so the black guy says if he opens the box one more day to find chicken wings hes going to jump, so the mexican and white guy says the same if they have the same thing there jump too. so the next day its lunch time and the black guy opens up his lunch box and theres chicken wings so he jumps, the mexican is scared but opens his and theres burritoes so he jumps well then the white guy opens his and theres peanut butter and jelly so down he goes too. well since they was such good friends they decide to have the funeral togethere  and the wifes are sitting around talking and the black mans wife said if she knew he didnt want chicken wings she would of never fixed chicken wings then the mexican mans wife said if she knew he didnt want burritoes she would have never fxed burritoes then the white mans wife said dont look at me he fixed his own lunch.\n\nlol thats the first blond guy joke ive ever heard
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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Check out this site: http://www.donquijote.org/agi/landing/learnonline.asp\nIt has jokes, translators, sayings, games, tests, all in Spanish.
616505
Go to bored.com or jokesgallery.com
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OMG!!!! Hahahahahahaaaa!!!! Freakin' hi-Lar-ious!!!!!!\nNever read it that way. Hahahahahahaaa!!!I'm sooo gonna tell all my friends and my family this joke!!:)\n\nThank you sooo much for sharing!!:)
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Ernestito: Breast, I have eight anuses.  ! Itself banar to a dog!  \n\nWake: Perfect, but tambien you go to..  \n\nWake: Good, son, despues of banarlo, you are going to dry it very well.  \n\nErnestito: Already itself, breast.  \n\nWake: If, son, but before bringing al dog, prepares the water and the jabon.  \n\nErnesttito: Breast, breast,? I am able banar to Wolf?  \n\nErnestito: Already this all ready, breast.
809204
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
410534
HAHAHA   great joke!!
431962
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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www.ahajokes.com/office_jokes.html
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hahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nVERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!