Does anyone know what to do with a turd that won't flush?
463831
Put some toilet paper on top of it, not a lot, and flush. It will be gone before you know it.\nEither that or leave it there until it grows legs and walks out on its own.
154847
huh? liek roach? eww i hate those i get chills sometimes. put a paper towle over it, step on the towel, swipe it up and flush it down the toilet!
620684
"wipe" no H\n\nTry baby wipes, or wetting the TP.
412769
Be careful with bamboo, that stuff is hard to get rid of once its going.  I suggest keeping it in a pot of possible.
1079351
quietly slip out and say, \n"hey I was trying to use the bathroom... and when I walked in the toilet was already clogged!"\nOr leave it there and pretend you don't know what they're talking about when they mention it.\nBut I don't really know what to do...it never happened to me!\nso all in all your screwed!
864781
I ran into the same problem at a place where I worked. \n\nI was told…..in many places in Mexico they have poorly constructed sewage systems and they NEED to throw away their TP rather than flush it or their sewer will back up. \n\nThe company explained to the employees that this was unnecessary and that flushing your TP would not cause problems. HR started telling new hires the same thing as part of their orientation and the problem went away in a couple of months (time for them to develop new habits I guess).\n\nBe understanding and remember they are in a new country and have no idea in which ways ours differs from theirs yet. They are actually trying to be considerate and not clog the toilet.\n\nFor those of you screaming foul, this is not racist, this is a cultural misunderstanding. It is this type of problem that needs dealt with in order for everyone to get along.
596753
There should always be water in the toilet...You can use a cleanser (Lysol toilet bowl cleaner) and a toilet brush, or you can purchase those new toilet wands by Clorox. If the toilet has bad stains, or hard water stains, pour a can of Coke or 2 and let it sit for awhile, the acid in the coke will remove a lot of staining. But first you need to find out why there is no water in the toilet. (is the water shut off?)..
896145
Aliminum foil and toilet bowl cleaner.  Shake it up and throw it.  We made one once that killed all the grass on a volley ball court, and another one that didn't go off for like 30 minutes, but destroyed the trash can it was in!
1175579
you need chlorine and need to check the ph and chlorine levels...you also need a vacumm to suck up all the crap that might fall in. if it has tiles a tile scrub, go to a store that sells that kind of stuff and ask!! good luck though!
833909
you could have a urinary tract infection or possibly injected soap into your penis while washing that area.\ndrink an abundance of water and cranberry juice.  this will serve to help flush the bacteria or soap out of your system.  if it doesn't work within 3 days---see your doctor, preferrably a urologist.
587353
Place rubberised bath mats on top , Then cover with sheet or towel. Voila!!!!!!!! Your problem should be solved.\nGood luck xxxxxx.
380479
run and don't look back.  It could have been any dog, so don't claim it, don't hang around to clean it up.  Consider it a fertilizer gift.
661035
go to gnc and get something called quick flush it works like a charm
212765
Keep flushing it everytime it is used, and use cleaning chemicals couple of times every week. I also l keep some cheep detergents (which I never use for waing clothes) and throw a bit into the bowl everytime.
932957
Get thee to the store and buy a 'fleet' disposable enema. If that doesn't help, try a 'stool softener'. These usually take a day or two to work, but work they will. If the problem returns, or none of this works, see a doctor about a possible intestinal blockage. Good luck...............G
295965
Use a bidet instead...\n\nMy grandparents used to use newspaper...was all they could get.
229394
Just smear you drawers' handles with those big huge turds you say you proudly leave unflushed for the world to see. That'll teach him!!\n\nAnother option would be to sneak one of those turds into his sandwich.