i want to know some good/bad jokes???
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what's better than winning gold in the special olympics ................... not being retarded
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if you mean jokes that Christians might like\n  try these:\nhttp://www.praize.com/jokes/\nhttp://www.shoptcs.com/cjp/cjp_index.htm\nhttp://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/jokes/christianjokes.html
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Go to jokepictures.com.
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go to askmen.com and check the joke section
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
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awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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Try these joke sites - www.jokes.com, www.comedycentral.com, www.ahajokes.com.\n\nMight help you.
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Check out www.jokesgallery.com.....OR look in the mirror!!LOL
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
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Oh sh*t, you've got some good ones.  Thanks!  You're a 10 in the joke department.
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Go to bored.com or jokesgallery.com