Dumbest thing you've done for love?
470213
Spent my life savings on an engagement ring\n\nIt worked =)
866364
plain stupid! just forget about him, try to date someone else....
500833
my worst date ever was a double date with my brother and now sis-in-law and this guy who was their friend. well it started out bad enough cause the guy was just GROSS. so we went to McDonalds then bowling which i hate. so him and my brother ended up bowling all night and me and my sis-in-law alternated between the bar shooting pool and the game room playing pinball and getting drunk. lol along the way she decides to tell me that the guy is in love with her and they figured that by having him go out with other girls he'd get over her cause she wanted to be with my brother. LOSER!!!! anyway it was the worst evening of my life and i was just glad i was drunk through it all cause at least i could laugh at how freakin stupid he was. lol
255881
I have this stupidly corny cheesy weird thing I do to my other half...It's so geeky he say I have to Love him to be that silly:  Please don't laugh at me it's cute.  K, on a Kleenex take some lipstick and write I (heart) u!  Now this is the weird part.  Put it in the toilet bowl. (clean water..lol)  see the Kleenex fades clear but all you see is a floating I (heart) u!  so when your man gets up in the morning he'll see it before he...well U know.  Mine thought it was so cute he took a picture.  the biggest thing I could ever tell anyone is that with smiling everyday, you live a longer happier life...so why wouldn't you make the ones you love smile too?
696723
last night w/ you .... silly
768937
This whole "making a girl fall in love with you then cruelly breaking her heart" is your little night-time fantasy, is it?  Cute.....pathetic but cute.
359572
lied, cheated, lied, cheated, lied and much more.  \n\nset a bitches hair on fire then threw a hose bottle at that bitches face.
433263
really feeling dumb.. tell us answers..
975130
Dont do it...really dumb move...
30673
i doubt that its actually love, just dont do anything stupid
914029
if your feeling stupid..felt that too, and you know wat i got???HEARTBREAK
844082
Some dumb@ss guy said "My girlfriend gags when she brushes her teeth but not when she gives me a bj, why?" and one of the funniest replies was " maybe you are smaller than the toothbrush".  I almost fell out of my chair laughing.  Oh well- ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!!
951558
'Chaps' cologne for men stinks like crazy!\nI had to stop dating a man once cause I felt\nlike I was smothering to death!
682569
Oh my goodness....I have one.\n\nIt was right after I got out of a very long, very terrible relationship, yet it was before I met my husband.  I was sitting at my house with my roommate and one of those commercials came on TV for the telephone dating service.  TeleMates or something like that.  Well, I had been drinking just a bit so I decided to call it for fun.\n\nWell, I instantly was on the line with this guy who was a little older than me, who sounded really nice.  He described himself as being extremely nice looking with gorgeous blue eyes, etc. etc.  I was like "YES!!! Let's meet up for a date."\n\nSo a couple of days later, this guy was coming to pick me up.  I got ready for HOURS! (I hadn't been single in years, so I was so nervous about this "blind date")  My roommate was there, and a few of our friends were there to meet this guy.\n\nWell, we hear a car pulling into the driveway and my roommate runs to the window and is peeking out.  She turns around and starts laughing and she's like "He totally lied to you.  You are not going to like this."  I kept smiling, thinking that she was joking.  No, as it turns out, she was just being nice.\n\nThis guy looked NOTHING like he had described.  He had on huge thick glasses, he was like 4 inches shorter than me and about 30 pounds more than what he described.  He also had told me he was a great dresser, and lets just say this was a lie too!  The only thing he had in common with what he told me was that he had blue eyes!  That was it!\nSo this guy comes in and he's holding a rose, and I instantly feel like a b!tch for being so judgemental.  I thought, maybe he is a really nice guy, so I decided not to fake sickness as I had originally planned and take a chance on him. If anything, he could just be a friend that I hung out with.\nSo we go on our date.  He asks me where I want to go eat.  I tell him I'm not picky, I'm content with McDonalds double cheeseburgers.  So he decides to take me to a nice Mexican restaurant downtown.  We go in, and we're sitting there talking and sure enough, he is a nice guy.  So then he offers to buy me a drink.  I tell him I like margaritas.  He orders me the biggest margarita they have, one that costs over 10 bucks and comes in a cup that looks like a bowl!  So I drink the margarita.  He buys another one.  I drink it.  We finish eating and then we leave. \nSo he stops at a store, asks me do I smoke, I say yes.  He goes in, buys me several packs of cigarettes and a lighter.  And a case of beer.  I'm like WTF, but okay.....\nSo he gets a call on his cell phone and asks would I like to stop by his house, that his brother is having a "party" there.  I say sure, and figure if this is a trick, I have my pepper spray in my purse!\nSo we go to his house and it is only his brother there!  There is no party.  Apparently, I am the party.  So we sit around and drink some beers, have some conversation.  Then my cell phone rings and it is my former best friend (who is a guy) I talk only for a minute before telling him maybe we can hang out later, then hang up.  The guy I'm on a date with gives me this weird look and he's like "Was that a guy?" As I explain to him that it was my best friend, who I dated when I was 15, but since then, he's engaged and has two kids, he just looks pissed.  He grabs my purse up from bside me, shoves it into my hands and tells me he's taking me home.\nAs we're driving down the road, I start to tell him I had a fun time with him, and this dude just starts freaking out on me.  I remember he told me "You're nothing but a player.  You're one of those girls, you just play good guys like me.  Do you get off on playing people and doing them wrong?"  Of course, I'm like What the hell are you talking about?  So this guy proceeds to just b!tch me out:  I take you out and treat you right and you just screw me over.  That'
1164480
super glued my ex's d i c k to his thigh when he was passed out\n(he cheated i found out big mess)\nsorry David \nlol \nthere i even apologized not that he will see it
69350
It sounds stupid, and everyone says it, but you JUST KNOW.  I kept asking people and they could never describe or categorize it and, when I fell in love the first time, I just knew.  I don't know how I knew, but I did.  I felt an overwhelming sense of love for my boyfriend and I kept weeping at dinner (which was unfortunate, because we were at a really nice restaurant--pretty disastrous).  ; )  I was totally consumed with love, I couldn't think of anything else and I was so happy.  I felt like I was going to burst, literally, with love.  So, I finally told him about 30 minutes later--in a silly place-in his car, in the garage.  Not really romantic, but I couldn't wait any longer.  I told him that'd I'd fallen in love with him.  : )
558312
When my x cheated on me, I pretended not to know anything and I made him like me more. I did a make over and tried my best to really get his attention. After I made sure That I had his heart back and he was falling head over heels for me, I cheated with another guy in front of his face. And when he found out, he was so mad it made him cry.hehe.\nIts bittersweet revenge.