IF SUPERMAN FIGHTED YOUR MOM, WHO WOULD WhIN?!?!?
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My mom.\n\nShe'd be all COME SON OF JOR-EL!  KNEEL BEFORE MOM!!
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Only if you are Superman!
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It would hurt and probably bruise. I would be mad!
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SUPERMAN DIED, remember? ( I read those comics by DC and found the idea of making him live again rather OBNOXIOUS though I will watch " SUPERMAN RETURNS"----X Men are absolutely a team ( Fantastic 4, Avengers, etc) with splendid combination.
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ha ha do you also hate your mother. ha ha.
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You just have to tear this mother out.
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i think your mom is winding you up!
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The Hulk could conceivably kill Superman. Although Superman has many other abilities, super speed, heat vision, the ability to fly, etc. the Hulk's advantage is he has no upper limit to his strength. "The madder Hulk get, the stronger Hulk gets!" If Hulk gets mad enough he could take down Galactas or Darkseid. Superman is like a solar battery, he gets his power from Earth's yellow sun, but a battery can only contain so much power. Once that level is reached that's your limit. Superman could never make himself stronger. Hulk also has limitless healing powers and endurance. So to the poster who claims Superman could simply fly Hulk to the upper atmosphere and let the green guy suffocate...well Hulk can hold his breath for a very long time. \n\nBesides I remember Superman getting KILLED a few years back by a guy named Doomsday. I don’t remember any of Superman’s other abilities helping him out much…do you?\n\nMy prediction The Hulk in 15 rounds.
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lol, I don't know about that, but last night when Pete was upset and crying because he was missing his Mum.  Lea started cuddling him, and I half expected her to say, 'but I'm your mother now petey' and then a thunderbolt to strike ..... followed by Lea's mwahahahahahahahha
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Awesome fight dude!\n\nI say Galactus! Galactus frickin' eats planets for breakfast. He has to be a little more powerful than Thanos!\n\nThanos will put up a fireworks show but, when Galacty gets angry and his eyes start burning, Thanos would be crushed like a fly!
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The Hulk is no match for Superman. Supes could toss him into space, far as I know, The Hulk needs to breathe...
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WOW DAM MAN SORRY BOUT UR MOM... I HOPE U CAN GET REVENGE SOON... YEAH GOD SUCKS... H NEVER HELPS US
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oK! To the outside looking in - Yes! Superman whips them both\nBut most people forget that Superman has trouble defeating Lex Luthor. Batman is the world's greatest detective and would outsmart Superman and lead him into Kryptonite or a red light shining red sun beams turning him human. And with Spiderman's help, he is defeated!!!
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Professor X or Wonder-woman - she kicked superman's butt and nearly killed him and he's the most 'super' super hero. X could do it with his mind, but someone could just chuck him out of his wheelchair. Plus Wonder-woman could steal Magneto's helmet to stop X's brain powers. \nWolverine's been beaten by Magneto and Elektra.
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Lightsabres are made with crystals. If you could make one with kryptonite, I'd say it would hurt him. If not, I'd say Superman is the man of steel, period.
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Makes me want to slap your momma!!!
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My BOSS!  The jerk who got mad at me this morning because I went to the restroom and wasn't there to pick up his phone call, the jerk who yelled at me for not sending him the e-mail he requested (and then I found the e-mail on his inbox unread half hour later) and finally...the guy that just asked me if we got a fax from his doctor when I had given it to him (in hands) less than 20 minutes ago.\nIf I could...I would hack into his eharmony.com account and change his profile from "charming gentleman" to "old pervert"!