How do you know you're getting old?
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These are 25 signs that you've grown up:\n\n1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.\n\n2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.\n\n3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.\n\n4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.\n\n5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.\n\n6. You watch the Weather Channel.\n\n7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.\n\n8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.\n\n9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."\n\n10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.\n\n11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.\n\n12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.\n\n13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.\n\n14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.\n\n15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.\n\n16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!\n\n17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.\n\n18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.\n\n19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.\n\n20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."\n\n21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.\n\n22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."\n\n23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.\n\n24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.\n\n25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.\n\nI can't take credit for this. It's been going around the internet for years, but still funny. You know you're old when you start hearing yourself saying the very things your parents use to say.
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age is a state of mind... your as old as you feel.. I am 39 and NOT old... my kids are getting old though...lol
37613
It depends on our age as to how long we have been living on the Earth.How old are you?That is how long you have been living on the earth.It is not likely that you have been living in the earth.
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Crows feet (eyes), age spots (hands) and what is commonly called the Turkey Neck are all signs of aging.\n\nBut they are not foolproof. I would have won money from the guy at the bar -- no one ever guesses my age and they are usually a decade off!
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when you feel that you are no longer a maybe. age and time mean nothing. ;)
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Heh, I'm 19, I feel that way... Aging and it's fast pace scares me. My health hasn't been exactly "stellar".  Physically, some days I feel like I'm 80 years old. I no longer buy into the teenage baby mama drama from my former friends, like I did at 16. I guess I have trouble adjusting to age, and change.
890973
that we're all getting old
694257
Getting older!!\nOoh.....just aged some more......
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...when high schoolers start referring to you as "sir" and "miss"...\n...when the songs you grew up listening to are referred to as "old school"...\nwhen your favorite cartoons as a child now appear on the Boomerang network...\n...when going to the club on a Saturday evening is replaced with going to hear some smooth jazz at a lounge...\n...when your kids suddenly have opinions and they don't match yours...\n...when the vitamins and minerals you did't give two sh!ts about as a kid are ALL you think about these days (e.g. taking calcium pills, iron pills etc)...\n...when you realize you need to draft a will and testament...\n\nDag. I am old. Sigh...
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nope, I prefer to think that I was cute when I was younger. Now I feel like the old lady look is coming on. (Will be 41 in three days and feel like I look older. Too much stress in my life until a few months ago and it took its toll in wrinkles!)
632850
you are as old as you feel
291018
How old are you anyway?
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I'm 26.\nI consider "old" above 80.
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I'm going to watch these answers with interest because I feel I am well up on the 'Old Far** list.\nIsn't it strange how when we are young we exaggerate our age to appear older, then when in middle age we pretend we are younger, then as we get older we again exaggerate to give the impression we are again older??\nDon't expect this has helped much but it filled in a bit of time before I go to collect my pension!!
1038992
LOL!  You are aging yourself.  Yes, there's another Georgy deep inside.
845257
10 years older than you are now
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How old are you? Sounds like he does .. but sounds like he is to old for you