How can I get to be more annoying and irritating?
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Study everything that you can about George W. Bush and try to eminate his personality and view of the world.
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I'm a bit like that aswell sometimes. Just take a deep breath and walk away. Staying there will make you more angry. If you can't walk away, just tell them you're doing something wrong politely.
717496
Ohh....  So many things annoy that pants off me.  Lets see... When people say "mines is"- its so redundant.  Or people that seem to be only able to talk while swearing and are limited to two topics- drugs and sex (involving them).  When people don't speak clearly or loud enough for you to hear them...when people stop right in front of a door....When people are mean just 'cause you know something, or when they're asking everyone in sight something but totally ignoring you as you answer...Oh so many things.  When you're in a jammed parking lot behind someone who has to have that spot and the people who are getting out of it are taking FOREVER!!  Stuff like that.
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Just be forward with him.  Tell him how you feel.  The sooner the better, because if he gets the "impression" that you are intereted in him, then he'll keep nudging at you or doing "those things" that he may think that you think are cute, but what you really think are annoying.   So, just let him know up front, cut in dry.  "I dont like you that way..."
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Get the F**k out of my face!!!!!!
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just tell her that she talks way 2 much if she is getting on u nerves
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Become more sociable and get out a little bit.
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to irritate people like you
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Come right out and tell him.....you know, you talk too much and it gets on my nerves....\n\nI have a friend like that two......it is annoying!!
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just do like the rest of us that have that problem, keep it inside.\nbottel it up then one day just go up to a stranger and start yelling at them.\nif u pick the right kind of person they`ll just look at you.
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Will you please bugger off!!!
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Use it to your advantage by ignoring them but hearing the message and doing something about it. You have a long wonderful life in front of you so why not begin an exercise program and diet plan and whoop yourself back into shape. \n\nSo use their rudeness as a motivation tool for yourself.
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close your mouth..lol\n\nbut you can make a cussing jar. every time u cuss give them say 50 cents or something . you will learn quicker cuz its burning a hole in ur pocket.
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Dang girl! get a freakin life!\nyou're starting to annoy me!
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Be assertive! You can be calm and respectful by telling  him/her that their phone calls are annoying. If this doesn't work, block the number!
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Learn to be a total A**hole.
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Take the high road.\nDon't bother being petty and drawing negative attention to yourself.\nProve that you are the better person by NOT reacting to what they say and/or do.