What is the nastiest thing anyone has ever said to you?
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You know, I can't think of a single thing.  Funny thing about loving your neighbor as yourself, you have to forgive and TRY to forget.\nWill probably think of many later...haha..
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Definatly my clostorphobic moments!
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Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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anything that someone says that could harm you\n\nI had a guy say to me on facebook:\n\n"I almost broke my hnd and the next time i see you thats not all that will break."
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maggots.............yuck.
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OK the first thing i did was laugh...then i said eww!!! lol\nmaybe its just my age but i kinda thought something disgusting ;)
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This is a gross thread:)
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what the hell did u say?
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I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
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What the crap did you just say.
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something said that someone didn't like
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Sounds like a living Hell!
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the rudest thing someone has ever said to me actually came from a 4 year old. i don't blame her, i blame her parents.\n\ni work in childcare and my mother works as an evaluator of childcare centers. one day she was assigned to evaluate the center that i worked at. when she came into my classroom, i told the children that this was MY mommy. most of the kids thought it was great. they loved seeing their teachers mommy. but this one little girl says, "that's your mommy? but she's white! and your black! THAT'S GROSS!!!" i had no idea what to say.
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no but ive seen some who sharted and it was the nastiest sh1t ever!!!!!!!!!!
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That happened to me hours ago at the supermarket. The checkout guy's breath smelled like vomit.\nI did not know what to do. I was holding my four year old daughter she said to the guy,"You smell like poo". He looked at me I looked him straight in the eye and said, "sorry buddy, I almost passed out when you spoke to me, poo describes the smell to a t". He grabbed some mints.
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something very nasty, trust me