why do some people fart in front of others? what is the perfect thing to do to get them back?
465342
eat lots of garlic and burp in their face !!!
848381
Do a "Butler's Revenge".  Stand next to the boss, AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, fart silently but smellily, then look at him in disgust.
837727
Lie on your back and relax completely so that your ab muscles are slack.  You can gently massage the abdonmen area and the gas bubble will move down the intestine until you fart.
722380
When I went to my family reunion a few years ago is when I had my most embarrassing moment. I was laughing hysterically with other relatives from a joke that was said. My younger cousin whom I hated at the time placed a microphone under my chair. It is known that when I laugh, I fart...but it is rare that happens. Well, in this occasion I farted, and when I passed gas it was heard on the microphone for everyone to hear. I was soooo mortified because EVERYONE was laughing at me. I only walked away with tears in my eyes and I never went back to a family reunion since then.
22822
I think it depends on how you want to be toward others in your presence. Manners are so that people can feel comfortable and even caring toward one another. It seems that because you asked the question that you care about others and want them to feel good about being with and around you. For most people in Western cultures, burping is offensive. That’s why when one slips out; people are quick to say, “Excuse me.” We all get that an occasion burp will get by our guard. But to burp otherwise is generally deemed offensive and therefore . . . the answer to your question is NO, burping after a meal is NOT OKAY! See the Source Site below:
363777
If you release gas why would you gain anything? except maybe an elevator full of annoyed people??
3852
It depends on how your body digest certain foods.\nSome people can eat beans all day and not fart at all. \nOthers can just drink a glass of juice and they are purging toxic fumes from the lower vent hole all day.\nBut beans and green leafy types of veggies will usually get the job done. Also chille dogs with onions and mustard does it for some people. If your just trying to fart? Try drinking a can of one of those slim fast shakes. it'll give you lots of gas, however in 4 to 6 hours, the volcano is ready to erupt.\nYes... you were venting volcanic gases.
1011820
The devil is trying to communicate with you via farting.  Record it, play it backwards, and listen to the hidden messages.  You'll know what to do.
604172
Best thing to do, seriously, is not ignore it. It only makes you look like you are mad. Just laff it off with them and make a joke back. No big deal. Alot of people make jokes at other's expense because they feel insecure themselves. It makes them feel bigger, better. It's lame. Just smile and laff, and know inside, they feel like a loser.
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Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
390376
To get the stick out of their butt, lighten up, & dont take things so seriously!  Have a little fun & a few laughs!
668070
Guess its a decent way to get rid of 'used' girl friends.. The next time u see her.. dont forget to close ur nose.\nINSULT TO INJURY.. EH.\nI basically love insulting girls.. But i should warn you, If you try to control farting.. the gas will stay in ur tummy and come out thru your mouth some day :-) really!!!!\nJust imagine.....\neh.... ah... uh... ouch..... (barfing here)!!!
585701
Dear Friend,\n\nYes.  Nothing will bring them back together more quickly than other people sticking their bigs nose in.\n\nYour Friend,\nFrancesois
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
945984
You are not farting enough. The gas gets trapped inside your fecal matter when you don't fart, and it makes it more bouyant. This can be very unhealthy. You should pass gas more often.
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
940796
i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny