What should you do if you are outside and have to go use the bathroom?
468505
go where you can. \n\nPissed over my verandah many a time
769242
in the bathroom with your hands
1125440
Very simple solution.  Whenever he is at your place, please lock the bathroom.  When he asks why its locked tell him that you are tired of cleaning up after him and that he doesnt know how to use the bathroom so the new rule is "if a person doesnt know how to use the restroom, then a person shouldnt be using it".  He will then request for the key, dont give it to him but tell him that you need 10 to 15 minutes to think about it.  Let him hold it for that time.  When he asks for the keys after 10 or 15 minutes tell him that you are still undecided (still thinking) if he is responsible enough to have the keys. Finally give him the key but not before 20 to 30 minutes. After holding it for that long he wont forget easily.  When you give the keys, remind him what needs to be done after he goes or plays with himself.  While he is in there, knock again on the door and ask him if he is ok or does he need you to call his mum on the phone to tell him what to do. When you do this put on your poker face and MEAN what you say.  If he still doesnt do it then lock it again the next time he is over and JUST DONT GIVE HIM THE KEYS even if he does it in his pants. If he does go in his pants, then rest assured he will never forget.  If he doesnt soil his pants , just holding it will also make him never forget.   I will bet you he wont forget......... (hows your foot and hope you are feeling better..............  later.
70923
You should look up the department of health in your county and call them to find out what the law is, most likely the business is required to have a bathroom.  You can also file the complaint with them.
896550
Just squat. Make sure you have some kleenex handy to wipe afterwards.
985423
Wipe thoroughly after you go potty.
771810
What I found worked for me was to only do a short sitzbath after I used the bathroom.  I agree, when I would use it more often or longer, I felt worse.  Once I started to feel better, I would just hop in the shower after, instead of the sitzbath.  Hope you feel better soon!!  It's MISERABLE!!
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
83262
use the bathrooms in the strip joints
1025059
Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
22410
Take a sponge bath, wetting and drying a small part of your body as you go.  Use warm water if you have it.  Wear warm clothes on parts not being washed.
328506
When you gotta go you gotta go. Excuse your self from the gang and let them know you need to have your privacy. Drop your drawers and be careful you do not soil them. Lean backside against a tree and bend the knees. Let er'rip. A napkin may be handy to have along in the pocket.
615923
you either urinate it out or you crap it out.  The water content can also leave your body by your poars in your skin and it evaporates into the air.
453185
keep a small spray bottle with a mixture of bleach and water with you and just spray the toilet and wipe off with tissue.
983369
Just keep on walking.  Next time make sure it's well fastened.  And go to the bathroom often to change or check on it.
336394
that question hurts to read...correct your grammar! i dont say anything in the bathroom personally. when i have to poop i hold it until i have a fee moment in there alone. i pee without care though. if its a stinky poop please flush during the poop.
145792
1. Run as fast as you can to the nearest bathroom \n2. Kneel in front of toilet, hauck lugie. \n3. Wipe your mouth. \n4. Breathe deeply. \n5. Sense the ever-present luminosity of life, (do not be discourages if this does not work for you the first time- it takes practice) \n6. And continue about your daily activities.