Do you think God uses Downy dryer sheets? How does he get the clouds so fluffy?
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WHAT!?...[rolls eyes]...  Oh, please!!!\n\nEveryone knows that God hasn't had to do his own laundry since the Chinese Civil War (how else is he going to keep those 2,000,000+ Chinese souls busy?)*.\n\nI wonder what the clouds  would look like 'starched and pressed'?...  I mean, would we lie on the ground and look up at them and try imagine what Picasso painting they most resembled?\n\n\n[*Okay, I can hear some of you, already!:  It's a joke, man!...  Lighten up!]
273379
Remember, GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.\nNot that I actually believe that load of garbage, but I'm getting it shoved down my throat constantly on this site.
822603
I think you all should - why not start with not using electricity, it was discovered by an atheist - then of course that would then show that darn atheist Thomas Edison a thing or two by you not using light bulbs. And the list just continues to more glorious stuff  - heck,why not just move to the mountains and live off of the land - that would pretty much cover it.PRAISE BE TO JESUS!!!!\nIt's stupid suggestions like yours that make it impossible people to take religion seriously.
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My husband gave me dazzling jewelry as a birthday present.\n\nHer hair is so shiny she looks dazzling.\n\nDon't use that damp cloth to clean the TV while it is switched on.\n\nI just came in from the rain and my clothes are damp.
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I hang all beaded or all cotton shirts to air dry .\nAll comforters, jackets, sneakers, and some special undergarments.  So about 30-40% of my clothes- Gee never realized that before.\n\nMy husband stains his shirts alot and if you put them in the dryer the stain is set, so I often need to rewash/scrub clothes. I sound so "old fashioned" huh?!\n\nI have a large back yard, yet mostly hang them in my kitchen.\nMy neighbors actually complained of a laundry line, GEE- I have 6' fences and only two neighbors. Deed restrictions suck.\n\nWhen I go to my parents house in the country, We let the whole house & car air out and the sheets, blankets and everything over the weekend (smells incredible- not perfume like). My shoulders are killing me after I'm done! ha ha.  We sit on the pourch and just watch the dog chasing the clothes that get away and just chill out.  Its a relaxing, lazy feeling to watch the wind blow and gauging the puffy clouds over head..
494375
Mostly used to seed clouds jets can fire them into clouds or a flare can be used.  This is still used but can be very expensive.  Recently they stopped a drought in Austrilia by seeding some clouds.  Also i believe its spelled Silver iodide :-p im sure it was just a typo. AgI everyone does it
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It has never been clear exactly what it is. Even the creator has not said what it is. Fans call it his Fluff, some call it his tail, we're just not sure. But he does have demon form as someone else said, and has a tail and fluffiness on his paws.
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possibly. because he created the world. he could have right then made rainbows like he made everything else! wow! that is just mindblowing isn't it??
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Well, I must tell you its quite disgusting and it's not natural!!!!\n\nSodom and Gommorah, cities which did exist, were rained on by God with fire and sulfur.  Yeah, that sounds like something God approves of.\n\n2 Corinthians 6: 9,10.  Along with drunkards, and fornicators, "men who lay down with men" will NOT inherit God's Kingdom
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I think the way to God has been chosen to be the way of the in-sanes by the army of the visitors.What a compliment they deserved to be eulogised for this. I  like the Eucharist way.My wish is  eugenics for the visitors forever praising us as in-sanes.\n\nTHE CLOUDS ARE NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL but colourful for me .The clouds carry the message of love for Humanity,and disperse there water without distinction on every body. They carry the message of lovers to their beloveds and soothe the hearts of the torched ones. To understand the philosophy of clouds, read a Great poem mammoth named 'megh- dutam" by KALIDASS , a poet par excellence.\n\nYour love for the clouds has wonderfully struck me.\n\n God through the clouds. A RESEARCH TOPIC for me indeed.
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Hahahahaahahaha\nOK well he apparently won't be wearing anything because you won't be needing clothes in heaven...eeewww! \n\nPs I just talked to Jesus and he said the sqeaky staircases will come in useful--when your kids try to sneak out of the house =)\n\n():-D\nshadowgirl
95445
No, silly. When they do that, a huge bolt of lightening comes from the sky and fries all of their electrical wiring and blows up their cash registers! Then God sweeps up the store rubble in a huge dust pan and uses it for mulch in heaven. LOL
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Well this is certainly the funniest question I've seen\n\nbut assuming GOD as creator, I quess HE could just wave His magic wand and poof! - the room is full of virgins\n\nOf course I don't believe that, but I could be wrong ;)
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Yes.  God can do anything including things that seem impossible to you and me.   I cannot concieve how he would do it, but then I am not God.  I can concieve, however, that an all powerful God could will himself unable to pick up a grain of sand (I know you were thinking of something a little larger).  And since He is all powerful, He could will Himself able to pick it up when it suited His plan.  I know this is lame circular logic, but so was your question.
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I'm sorry, but you really need to add more info to answer a question like this. I mean, is he sleeping with your sister, or is he not folding the towels the way you like it? Sorry if I seem sarcastic, but we really need more info to make such a life changing recommendation.
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like a blanket fresh from the dryer....
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God is absolutely wonderful!  He is my helper, comforter, and best friend!