What is your most embarrassing moment?
459247
When I put down the privacy divider in my limo to ask my passengers where they wanted to go next and caught both of the guys in a passionate naked embrace! Embarrassing for me--and them!
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
898951
Ohhhh gosh, here we go with these again. And that is pretty embarrassing by the way (your story). I have two most embarrassing moments.\n\nI'll tell you the least worst one first. I can't remember the name of the song, but I was with my friend and we had a study hall (and our teacher was the greatest, he would let us do anything). So a fellow teacher of his comes into the room and me and my friend are hanging out by the window doing our own thing and then the "Shake that thing..." song by Sean Paul came into my head and then I shook my ass down to the ground and did a little dance after that, and when I turned around I realized that both teachers were staring at me and then they started cracking up. I turned around so fast after that. That was really embarrassing.\n\nMy most embarrassing moment was when I was in second grade (I'm a junior now) and I REALLY had to fart one day, lol. My books fell on the floor or something and I bent over to get them, and without even making an attempt, this HUGE LONG fart came out and the whole class started cracking up. After class they were all asking me, "Oh my God! WAS THAT YOU!?!" Imagine that for a second grader...haha\n\nBut the best one I heard was online where this girl was in the movies and she saw her crush, and as she was going to her seat, she fell down. So she was like "Okay, let's not do that again." So she goes to get some popcorn or whatever for herself and her friends and she tripped up the stairs so that she ended up falling backwards all the way down the movie aisle and spilling everything all over herself in front of her crush who was laughing at her. Talk about embarrassing!\n\nThanks for letting me reminisce, hehe (about bad times!) ^_^\n\nI want to hear more stories!
225288
i moved and it was my first day at this new school. i went through the whole school day not knowing i had started my period. i had a stain on the butt of my new tan jeans from it. sooo embarassing!!!
455726
Mine was when I saw you wiping with your bare hands....man truly humiliating
682629
Years ago I was on my way to India. I had gone to the restroom at the Raleigh Durham airport in N.C while waiting for my flight. I had chosen to wear a dress that I thought would be comfortable anyhow when I was in the restroom the back of my dress got caught in the top of my panty hose. I wasn't aware of this and when I came out of the restroom everybody in the airport was pointing and laughing. I couldn't figure out why and my cousin had to quietly tell me. I was so embarrassed that I cried.
1017481
every moment of the day is embarrassing tfor me i am embarrassed of my own self!! anyone feels da same way
776692
i took a shower and was in  a bathroom naked.\ni was putting a lotion on my body and then suddenly someone opened the door.\ni turned around and it was my younger brother's friend ( the naughtiest one) standing there with his eyes bugging out.\nyou know...  i was completely naked and he was looking at ....ahem...  right down there.   my hair and my private part!\ni softly told him to shut the door and he did.\nwhen i went to the living room, all of my bro's friends chuckled and told me  that they just heard that i have a " nice hair and lips"\n\ni blushed like a tomato.  it was really embarassing.
257891
Well, kinda terrible and emarassing to tell  :-))\n\nI once was wearing a white summer dress at a party. i was about 15, so anyway as well at a vunerable time...\n\nI was sitting on the barstool, when I had a kinda gush of blood. I got up to go to the washroom, when a lady came uto me tring desperatly to stand behind me:\nMy dress was soked in blood at where I had beed sitting on it and the barstool had got its part too.\n\nIt seemd like a mile to the washroom...\n\nThank god the lady lend me a jacked to do the last bit of walk to the taxis...\n\nTerrible!!!
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
97199
While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
266006
first boy you kissed and if you haven't who would you like to be your first kiss. most embarrassing moment. dares i guess you can always do the stupid embarrass yourself chicken dancing in your moms robe. lol sorry memories lol
240831
one time i was with a group of my friends at the movies and i went towards the bathroom and turned around to tell them where i was going, and when i turned back around i hit the wall face-first. I PUT AND DENT IN THE WALL, ANNNNNDDD BROKE MY BRACES AND HAD TO GET THEM FIXED!!!....\n\n\n.... nice to get that off my chest.. ty ;)
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
73292
Only when I've done something wrong!!!
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
722380
When I went to my family reunion a few years ago is when I had my most embarrassing moment. I was laughing hysterically with other relatives from a joke that was said. My younger cousin whom I hated at the time placed a microphone under my chair. It is known that when I laugh, I fart...but it is rare that happens. Well, in this occasion I farted, and when I passed gas it was heard on the microphone for everyone to hear. I was soooo mortified because EVERYONE was laughing at me. I only walked away with tears in my eyes and I never went back to a family reunion since then.