My boss is heartless, how do I put him to order, nicely?
463276
Suggest a heart transplant ! \nOr even implant, since he does not have one.
267349
you must tell you boss all about it.. give a good notice period and wait for the reaction.. no matter what it was you did what you had to do and he is the one who will feel bad if he reacted in a disrespectfull way
1052043
Talk to your supervisor... Make an appointment and keep emotion out of it... Tell him exactly what you were told on hiring and ask why these things aren't happening. Ask what you can do to make sure that they do????
939924
Yuck. I guess after a while it wouldn't seem like such a big deal. Here's an idea, why don't you let it fall to the ground , and then pick it up after he's done. This way you won't have elephant a$$ in your face all the time. What is she going for Employee of the Month!  "Ginger never even let's the shit hit the ground! She's the Best!"
1074607
well tell him on the phone or something and have a pile of ice cream by you. it get better soon.
660343
Give him a tacky tie.  Then scream at him for not remembering and getting you something.\nDon't ya just LOVE first month anniversaries?!!!
795598
When i first started reading, I had a feeling your performance is not up to expectations and he trying to motivate you, but now I think he has a personal ego problem. Why dont u try and tell him that u have several urgent tasks and look busy? I know it is annoying, but leaving is not the solution. You will probably end up with a boss that has a bad temper or personality flaw. \n\nWhy dont u try and send him an annonmous note telling him that everybody hates his ways, but make sure he will never find out.
1020828
Something you forgot to mention was who is your boss at the post where you are now. If you want to take your boss out make sure you're not stepping on anyone's toes, you don't want to create drama for yourself. Also are you in a position where you should offer to take him out or are you just doing it to try to get into a better position? He will most likely pick up on your motive. Well if you are in the position to do so then go for it. If you know what he is into, lets say sports, keep it casual and take him to a sports bar for a few drinks and food after work. Or you could go out to lunch, just give him a few options, describe each one and let him choose the place. Of course ask for the check at the end first and pay. If he insists on paying let him, he is the boss. Just keep your cool and don't be uptight. good luck
856963
Listen to his request/complain\nAcknowlegde and empathize with his concern\nAsk questions\nTake the necessary actions\nSmile and say a nice parting line\n\nAnd remain calm and cool at all times :)
51166
Schedule a meeting with your boss's boss. In the meeting, tell him/her in a polite and respectful way exactly what your boss has done. You need to show them specific examples and have evidence to make your point. \n\nJust remember that it's up to your bosses boss to decide what action to take. Do not make threats or demands that your boss be fired. Your best option would be to ask for a transfer to another department or tell them politely that you may have to find another job if this situation continues.
749311
one night you should tell him to take it easy, and you should cook like your favorite meal, and then pop the question.....make it a speech tell him "He's my homemaker, housewife and my everything when I get home from a long day of work. I manage a large portion of a company and have just recently been too sick to function. He has nursed me and been by my side the entire time, never leaving me for more than a few minutes at a time (he has to shower and go to the bathroom afterall.) We're a solid foundation together, and now that I'm feeling better (and I have a ring).. I want to do it." its very much from the heart i can tell, good luck sweety with everything and congrats on the baby!!
200858
If you're his boss (you didnt say) thats easy, you posture him.  If you work under him, if you want to keep your job you have to roll with it.  Find a happy place in your mind and go there when his gums start flapping.\n\nIf you love the job, learn to deal with it.  If it doesnt matter, there is always Monster.com for jobs, or better if you have a network of friends or potential employers.
822884
People are like a string.  If you push one end it just bunches but if you pull one end it will follow.  \n\nFulfill the needs of your bosses insecurity and then you will be able to lead him your way. \n\nFor example:  If he has a quench for power let him know in a subtle way he is in control.  Ask for his advice or mentoring then you will be able to insert your ideas along the way.
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You could try this:\n\nSay 'Boss, what would you do if I called you an ass***.?\nHe'll probably say 'I'd fire you.'\nSo you say 'Boss what would you do if I thought you were an ass****'\nHe'd probably reply that he 'can't do anything about your thoughts.'\nWhich leaves you free to say 'Boss I think you're an ass***!'\n\nHee Hee!\n\nDave B
776554
Arrange a meeting with her. Explain that you find her manner unprofessional and inappropriate. Just because someone is the boss does not give them the right to be (as you put it) an SOB. Every time your boss berates you or behaves in an unprofessional manner, be sure to point it out in a mature, calm way. \n"I'm sorry, but I find your tone offensive/unprofessional/rude/ out of line/etc. Do you think we can discuss this in a more productive manner?"\n\nHope this helps, good luck
811904
I would make an effort to get along with him and if that didnt work meanings you had to stay there i would do everything the way that boss wants it done then pursue to look for another job because if you stay in a work place that makes you miserable makes it so you dont want to work there period...\nSo its always better to be happy than miseraable...\ntake my advice i have been there done that...
582446
Go to your Human recorses manager and fill for a grivence report on your boss. This could get him sacked and you a better job satisfaction.