What's the quickest way to sober up ?
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Water, without the gin.
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Get drunk and be somebody
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simple, sip water 5 - 7 times without stopping in between hope that helps
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hot water with lemon and honey and just make sure you drink plenty of (nonalcoholic) fluids - water and Gatorade, orange juice, etc
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Get stoned, eat some ice cream and forget about it.  Come back to it later, you'll be fine.  Above all, don't worry about it.
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#1. Quit drinking beer.\n#2. Diet.\n#3. Exercise.
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try a hot tub, but not after drinking any booze it can cause you too passs out and drown,so all ways hottub with a friend,  hi ya friend :>
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Go to a bar that is outside a military base.\n\nDo some volunteer work at your local police station.  Sometimes, you can volunteer to get drunk at the station so they can pratice giving the roadside sobriety tests.  Sounds like fun- if it's true!
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drink 10 gallons of water,and 2 quarts of cooking oil a day for 3 days,and then for the next 3 days drink 15 gallons on Lime Kool-aid a day. It's the only sure fire method
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Smoke another hogleg, drink a few more beers...\nDon't listen to me, I am an Idiot!!!!\nTake everyone else's advise.
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Don't drink, don't shmoke, and don't do drugs, dude. Eat healthy stuff, like fruits and vegetables. Do Yoga. Exercise within moderation. Drink lots of water. Pray. Think positive, baby!!!!!!
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a spoomful of peanut butter, or drink wayer upside dowm(sounds crazy but they both work for me)
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take a couple roofies, or xanax and that should do the trick...
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Eat oranges. Buy a bag, n eat them while on the net or watching tv. LOTS of water, 8+ glasses daily, stay away from sodas and juices for this time, it will help you heal faster. Then sleep n sleep. But, don't stay bundled up in your house under a blanket all day long. Move around, walk around the house. If you stay in your 'sick' way of life, ive always found that it took longer to get over the flue. The more active I was around the house (cooking, cleaning, getting up myself to get myself water, doing the dishes)..the faster I would heal. \n\nGet Well!
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The best way is cold turkey and suffer through the first 10 days until the nicotine is out of your system.  Then it is just mind control after that.  You control your mind.  It doesn't control you.\n\nCoach
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From http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/hangover/hangover.html\n\nBehold the official SoYouWanna.com Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure (patent pending): \n\n1. Take 2 aspirins\n2. Take 200mg cysteine (available at specialty food stores)\n3. Take 600mg vitamin C\n4. Take 1 tablet vitamin B-complex \n5. Mix the following ingredients together in a blender:\n\n\n1 banana \n1 small can V-8 \n6 large strawberries \n2 tablespoons honey \n1 cup orange juice \n1-2 cups milk (or soy milk), to desired consistency \n¼ tsp. salt \ndash of nutmeg \n6. Drink it all up.\nIf necessary, follow up with a dose of Maalox, lots of Gatorade, and bouillon soup for dinner. These ingredients will rehydrate your body, replace essential vitamins and minerals, and help rid your body of some of the toxic byproducts of metabolized alcohol. \n\nFor a headache that drugs don't seem to touch, try an icepack or a bag of frozen peas wrapped in a tea towel, 20 minutes on your head, 10 minutes off. There've been lots of hangover remedies over the centuries, from the Assyrian crushed swallows' beaks with myrrh to Rabbit Dropping Tea (though we think that it tastes a little raisin-y). Friends of ours have suggested everything from club soda to the classic Bull's Eye (OJ and a raw egg) to pickle brine straight from the pickle jar. But if you're looking for something substantial that actually prevents vomiting, invest in the necessary pills and keep your blender handy; the Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure, judiciously combined with the wise drinking practices detailed above, is for you.
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You need to get rehydrated so drink pure water and avoid anything that will remove water from your body - such as coffee, tea, chocolate, cola, etc.\n\nIn addition, you are full up with chemicals so don't add processed rubbish - replace with fresh fruit and vegetables to purify the body and help your liver out.\n\nGet calories inside you ASAP because drinking usually involves digesting simple carbohydrates - you will need to stop this evil sugar low by eating food that will balance your blood sugar. To get the best, eat complex carbohydrates (pasta, rice, yam, potato, noodles) with vegetables rather than reaching for the sweeties.\n\nPS - you bring it and I will kiss it.