Name some good Christian chat up lines?
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im a christian and you can chat with me
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Scouser arrives at the pearly gates, St Peter says "I"m sorry mate, no scoucers allowed"\n\nScoucer says "Come on mate, I was in church last Sunday and put £50.00 into the collection box"\n\nSt Peter says he will go and speak to God.\n\nHe comes back 5 minutes later.\n\nScoucer says "Well, can I come in? what did God say?"\n\nST Peter says "I spoke with God and he says Heres your £50.oo back,  now F"ck Off"
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http://songlist.learngospelmusic.com/\nhttp://www.lyricsdownload.com/gospel-lyrics.html\nhttp://christianmusic.about.com/od/lyrics/\n\nPick one.
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i may wanna talk abt the sin\nsin that people do.\nand the ways to stop sin and bring happiness in this world
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Try the christian band Relient K they have christian songs and funny songs. I guarantee they will enjoy it..\n\nAlbum-Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand
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For you-\nPsalm 31:1-5   \nIn You, O Lord, I put my trust;\nLet me never be ashamed;\nDeliver me in Your righteousness.\nBow down Your ear to me,\nDeliver me speedily;\nBe my rock of refuge,\nA fortress of defense to save me.\n\nFor you are my rock and my fortress;\nTherefore, for Your name's sake,\nLead me and guide me.\nPull me out of the net which they\n        have secretly laid for me,\nFor you are my strength.\nInto Your hand I commit my spirit;\nYou have redeemed me, O Lord God\n        of truth.\n\nMay the Lord bless you!
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http://www.christianchat.com/\n\nHope it helps;-)
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Hello only me.. :)\n\nHONK..HONK..HONK..HONK..HONK..HONK.. :)\n\nIn Jesus Most Precious Name..\nWith Love..In Christ..
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I found one on crossdaily.com that is pretty good. But you  have to becarful. I found that even though they are christian there is a good deal of stuff being discussed that isn't exactly christian like. Good luck.
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Debating whether Jews for Jesus are evil against Jews.  Giving serious answers to important personal questions on 'Answers'\nTrying to live the best life I can.\nKeeping my financial head above the red line.\nFinding a wife.  Giving God the appreciation He deserves.  Improve my wisdom and knowledge. etc., etc., etc.,
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what do you want to talk about? angelcakesnokio@yahoo.com
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PRAISE GOD!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!  FROM GOD's NUT.!!!!!\nThanky-JESUS!!!!
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Hello.. :)\n\nPhilippians 4:8\n\nWhatsoever things are true\nWhatsoever things are honest\nWhatsoever things are just\nWhatsoever things are pure\nWhatsoever things are lovely\nWhatsoever things are of good report\nIf there be any virtue\nIf there be any praise\nThink on these things\n\nIn Jesus Most Precious Name..\nWith Love..In Christ..
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Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" \nPriest: "No, not if you did not know." \nEskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”\n\n"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion."  Dalai Lama\n\nAnd please forgive Schneb for saying it's a regiment.  He just loves to rhyme.
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A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name was.\n\n'Oh that's easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy.'\n\n'What make you think his name is Andy?' the angel asked incredulously.\n\n'Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.'
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http://lyrics.christiansunite.com/\nhttp://www.christianlyricsonline.com/\nhttp://www.christian-lyrics.net/\nTry these I don't know exactly what lyrics you were looking for but here are some links.
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My favorite quote ever, "if good old fashioned American English was good enough for Jesus and the apostles it's good enough for me" \n\nMy history prof was traveling to Russia and his buddy asked him to pick up a KJV in Russian for him-- there are so many problems with that request, I don't know where to start- HA!