If Katherine Hepburn and Michael J. Fox are sitting on your bed, do you need a quarter for the magic fingers?
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That is messed up you know they have parkisons and it makes them shake alot ,Messed up dude dont know why Im lauging though .I must be messed up too.
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i say the classic date, movie and dinner! movie u dont really have to talk, and could always try the old yawn move lol
984585
I am with you girl! We all need a little magic and myth in our lives! Let the money stay there carrying all our hopes , wishes and fond memories of childhood or even just plain old fashioned hope against all odds!
471696
That all depends on the script for the night.
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I don't think so... it would more be like the fairy tale where the boy gets a magic thread on a spindle that represents his life, and the more he pulls out, the faster it goes. eventually he pulls it out almost all the way to the end and doesn't get to really enjoy it, even though he skipped the boring/ annoying parts (he eventually gets to have it put back in the end).\n\nThat, and I think it plays on a vague fantasy that a lot of people have about "universal remotes". so many people wish they could mute, or pause, or fast forward, or reverse things in their life.\n\nbut knowing Adam Sandler's penchant for off-beat flicks, it should end up very similar to his "Billy Madison" or "Happy Gilmore" roles. and you can take that either way.
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If the tooth fairy came out on her rounds one night without any loose change would you accept an I.O.U.?
734257
No. The shape of your fingers is hereditary, but the way you hold a pencil is a learned beahvior.
1102482
If you wish upon a star.
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Why not? We all need comic relief in long, boring operas and plays. Also in movies.
763779
A terrific fantasy?..   I don't wanna wake up!???... Anyway if only given a chance to have angelina Jolie to be with me for some very private moment,  I'l treat her to heaven where she never been have in her life, I'l share with her sweet  memories she will never forget in her lifetime....Anything she wishes to enjoy from a hot and weird man like me.....Uhmm if only she is a food, I had already taken her p...y!?
706100
f-u-c-k yeah. i've posted the same question before and everybody called me a sicko. i'd give her the top off of my chucky egg anyday! and as for carol vorderman and kate bush...as long as i've got a face then they've got somewhere to sit!
720443
I'd pick "Jessica Alba" to play "Me". And the title would be "Godess of Enchantment"
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For your future's sake, stop watching Austin Powers!!!   In real life women hate meowing pet humans with bad teeth, unless you are a geeky Hollywood MI6 agent!  :-)
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OK , honey , now go to bed . Please ?
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yes, hope this will do...\n\npeter asher, kris kristofferson, "pistol" pete maravich, allen osmond, joseph papp, freddie prinze, meryl streep, lindsay wagner, selma blair, june carter, edward VIII... king of england, bob fosse, johannes gutenberg, jeff beck, ambrose bierce, jack dempsey, mick fleetwood, michele lee, phyllis george, june lockhart, george michal,   george orwell, carly simon, jimmie "j.j." walker, pearl s. buck, abner doubleday, chris isaak, greg lemond, peter lorre, chris O'donnell, eleanor parker, harriet wheeler, mildred "babe" didrikson zaharias,julia duffy, bob "captain kangaroo" keeshan, helen keller, tobey maguire, h. ross perot, kathy bates, danielle brisebois, mel brooks, steve burton, john cusack, john dillinger, john elway, pat morita, gilda radner, richard rogers, john wesley, gary busey, stokley carmichael, richard lewis, fred grandy, william james mayo, slim pickens, harry blackstone jr., susan hayward, lena horne, buddy rich, ralf schumacker, mike tyson, pamela anderson, dan aykroyd, karen black, louis bleriot, genevieve bujold, leslie caron, olivia dehavilland, diana... princess of wales, tommy dorsey, jamie farr, deborah harry, estee lauder, charles laughton, carl lewis, jean marsh, alan ruck, george sand, isaac sears, twyla tharp, liv tyler, michelle wright, william wyler, michelle branch, hermann hesse, polly holliday, lindsay lohan, imelda marcos, thurgood marshall, jimmy mcnichol, richard petty, dan rowan, tom springfield, alan autry, fontella bass, laura branigan, betty buckley, george m. cohan, tom cruise, franz kafka, ken russell, tom stoppard, calvin coolidge, stephen foster, rube goldberg, ann landers, gina lollobrigida, mitch miller, geraldo rivera, eva maria saint, pam shriver, neil simon, george steinbrenner, abigail van buren, john waite, p.t. barnum, jean cocteau, shane filan, huey lewis, warren oates, georges pompidou, laverne andrews,  ned beatty, sebastian cabot, grant goodeve, merv griffin, andrei gromyko, shelley hack, bill haley,  john paul jones, janet leigh, maximilian... archduke of austria and emperor of mexico, tia and tamera mowry, matthew o'leary, beatrix potter,  nancy reagan, della reese, sylvester stallone,  harold vanderbilt, burt ward, pierre cardin,  shelley duvall, michelle kwan, doc severinsen, ringo starr, cree summer, kevin bacon, kim darby, billy eckstine, marty feldman, anjelica huston, steve lawrence, john d. rockefeller, nelson rockefeller, kathleen robertson, jerry vale, marianne williamson, ed ames, barbara cartland, tom hanks, courtney love, kelly mcgillis, fred savage, o.j. simpson, jimmy smits, john tesh, nicola tesla, arthur ashe, david brinkley, arlo guthrie, fred gwynne, don "mr. wizard" herbert, jake laMotta, jessica simpson, john quincy adams, giorgio armani, yul brynner, tab hunter, robert I... king of scotland, leon spinks, sela ward, e.b. white, milton berle, george washington carver, julius caesar, bill cosby, george eastman, oscar hammerstein II, cheryl ladd, christine mcvie, richard simmons, henry david thoreau, kristi yamaguchi, bob crane, harrison ford, nathan bedford forrest, jack kemp, louise mandrell, erno rubik, patrick stewart, polly bergen, ingmar bergman, john chancellor, gerald r. ford, roosevelt grier, woody guthrie, william hanna, emmeline pankhurst, dale robertson, harry dean stanton, willie aames, brian austin green, inigo jones, alex karras, linda ronstadt, rembrandt van rijn, jesse ventura, jan-michael vincent, patrick wayne, roald amundsen, mary baker eddy, corey feldman, michael flatley, bess myerson, orville redenbacher, ginger rogers, barry sanders, barbara stanwyck, lucie arnaz, john jacob astor, james cagney, diahann carroll, phyllis diller, erle stanley gardner, david hasselhoff, art linkletter, phoebe snow, j. michael stracznski, donald sutherland, dick button, hume cronyn, vin diesel, john glenn, george "machine gun" kelly, nelson mandela, harriet
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Are you including the ones that use furniture? Are you also including unnatural positions? Are you including positions that use ropes, and positions that are funny?  Are you including positions that involve three people?  What about positions that involve magic and sleight of hand?  Are you including positions that involve the use of eighty-five beach balls in a dark and sweaty living room at two-thirty in the morning?
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sure but if you want to spend some time with your hand then go ahead