Why do guys think that farting is so funny, especially when it stinks really bad?
400887
Get used to it...my husband thinks it is the funniest thing in the world and so does my 3-yr old...maybe one day you will just give up and let er rip in front of him!  Then look around innocently and ask, "Honey, did you hear that frog???"  The look on his face will be priceless!
17943
LOL cute question, No men do not produce more gas than women. It's just that guys think gas is funny or they just let them rip, now honestly when was the last time you saw/heard a woman just let it rip? You answered your own question we just hide it or at least try.
246125
I was once on a Flight in a small aircraft (Seated Less than 50)Had gas real bad and I held it as long as I could so I finally thought I'd just go back to the Latrine and get rid of it. Well it was ripe and Followed me out into the Plane.Before I got 2 steps out of the bathroom someone turned around and Said "Damn man are you O.K." I said yes and he said are you sure because that stinks just then someone else laughed and ....Well ever get tickled and not be able to stop laughing.I just had to wind up going back to my seat and turn red I was so embarrassed and to top it off I couldn't stop laughing. did i mention it was a business flight and I knew everyone on the Plane.
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
550788
i would rather hear someone fart, it's so much funnier
339672
well probably your fart just comes out and when you are doing your duty you push to hard that happened to me ONCE but just be careful i heard that that is bad, when you push to hard when doing your duty.
548828
Well,its is not that your fart smell as much,it is also where you release waste matter in your body.if you put two together well a guess out come a "PUFF OF A POOP"
656749
:D It reminds me of a joke I've heard...\n\nA guy sits in a booth in a public toilet and hears another guy from the next booth to say "Hi".\nThe guy replies "Hi".\nThe other guy again says  - "How are you?"\nThe first guy, hesitantly - "I'm fine".\nThe other guy again - "What are you doing?"\nThe first guy, completely lost - "I'm... pooping".\nThe other guy: "Honey, let me call you back, there's some jerk mocking me".\n\n ;)
1057372
When you sneeze it indicates that you don't feel well. So when people hear you sneeze they say "bless you". Farting is generally not an unhealthy function, just impolite to do it in front of other people. When you fart you should say "excuse me" and the reply should be "you are excused".\n\nBy the way, do you know why farts stink so bad?\n\nAnswer: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
951976
A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.  I'm not sure if the actual fart knows where it came from, but the turd apparently does, if it's screaming to get out.
530746
Most normal people do enjoy the smell of their own farts. Other peoples farts stink.  You don't believe me?  Ask my wife!\n\nI enjoy the smell of frying garlic, dried fish cooking, pipe smoke, marijuana, cigarette smoke, and my wife's feet.\n\nI hate the smell of canned green beans, diesel exhaust, other peoples farts (mine smell good), cow manure, and a dirty vagina.
762386
air gets in, it has to go out somewhere too you know;)\nand it shouldn't be embarrasing, 'cus that's just the way it is:D\n\nwhen that happens to my gf we both laugh and continue our pleasuring:) nothin' to it!
16075
ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
1016360
lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
395326
b/c they think the sound is funny\nthat attitude changes when they have to smell it
1064360
Generally guys fart more than girls. I heard that this is due to the fact that girls can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure!! \n\nOk.... maybe its also that we have more  ladies than gentlemen, but as a general rule, gas trapped  in the body can come out as a fart or a burp depending on where it is at that moment, and it is not only methane. Sometimes whem you swallow your food or drink with a lot of air, you also get good old air in your tummy, and that can result in burps or farts.\n\nExact quantum would depend on the size of the body. Imagine that a skinny 90pounder would store less gas than a 250pound person.