What's the best way to ward off attacks by ninjas?
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Scatter bannana peels all around yourself and swing semi-cooked pasta at them. Really. They are terrified of produce.
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HAVE SOMEDOY SNEAK UP ON U AND SCARE THE C-R-A-P OUT OF U!! LOL \n\nGOOD LUCK!!=)
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To minimise attacts to system or network you need a firewall.\nGo get ZoneAlarm Firewall and configure it to protect your\ncomputer and your networking.\nAlso get the following :-\n\nAVG Anti Virus --- protect against from virus attack.\nEwido Anti Malware ... prevent spyware and malware attack.\nAnti trojen shield 2 ... protect from trojen attack.
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1.  First you should choose which type of ninja you want to be. You can also just choose the elements of both that you like.\n2. The first ninja described is the tactical and physically adept ninja, masters of infiltration, combat and stealth.\n3. To become on of these you need to learn to become "invisible" to those around you, learn to move silently, hide, and become a master of infiltration.\n4. To become the ninja mentioned above you should: take a ninjutsu class (so as to master the martial arts that many ninjas praticed), learn to climb, hide and move silently. Learn the concepts of light, shadow, colors and camoflague. This will take a while.\n5. To become the social ninja you need to be capable of manipulate people to do your will all while seeming convicing and confident.\n6. This type of ninja isn't stealthy but s/he is subtle. S/he knows how to lie, negotiate and find any information they might need from a person. To obtain this skill set you need to practice often to master your skills, but not too much so that people will realize your deceptive nature.\n7. It is best to blend both types into one that suits you best, most ninja developed assets which did alot of their spying for them.\n8. Once all this is complete it's probably safe to say your a ninja, although you might not want people to know that. \n\n* Don't lie extravagantly even if your good someone will eventually see through your lie.\n* Some ninjutsu classes focus on martial arts and skills needed to infiltrate! \n\n* This is a long and tedious process.\n* Lying is illegal in some cases, as is infiltrating.\n* Do not break any laws or do anything illegal!
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The easiest way to prevent a knockout is to not get hit. Thats what the name of the game is 'Hit and not get hit'. Its easier said than done but quick reflexes prevent a lot of hits. Also remember to stay on your toes. If you stand flatfotted you will catch every bit of the force of the punch. If on your toes, you can roll away from the punch.
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click on the down arrow of ani spy and click on run anti spy , a wizard will come i juz did that\nhope it helps if nothing contact me via yahoo messenger
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The best defense is your mind.  Stay out of situations where the temper would escalate to violence.  If you use words and your brain, you can get out of almost any bad situation without coming to blows.  \n\nIf you absolutely *have* to defend yourself from imminent physical assault, remember that the law favors even-handed responses, meaning don't defend yourself with a deadly weapon unless you're threatened with one.
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Kill the anger....unless the opponent is trying to kill you, and you can't get away safely then kill the opponent.\nLast resort: if you're a spy and you've been caught and about to be tortured, kill yourself.
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I am told by those who know that most martial arts are not really designed as self defence systems. Most contain certain archaic moves such as top knot grabs and sword arm blocks.\nYou must also take into account the situation you might find yourself in. I was attacked in the street once and it was very scary I would have to have been very well drilled to be able to utilize any techniques I had learned (which I wasn't)therefore you would need to be a black belt in at least one Martial art and close to black in at least one other to be confident of winning the day unscathed as it were.\nYou must also remember that most attackers / muggers will usually not attack you head on (in case you are a martial arts expert) most "Jump" their victim from behind in order to get them on the floor as quickly as possible.\nTherefore, in order to finally answer your question I would learn one "grappling" martial art Ju Jitsu or Aikido and one "Striking" one Probably Wu Shu or Kung Fu, though the fighting form of Tai Chi is said to be very good.
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Not being funny but athletics is better.  Concentrate on break-away training (an Aikido class would be good)and risk avoidance rather than kicking someones &^%$.\n\nDon't get into a risky situation if youu can avoid it; get away if you can't; don't die for the contents of your handbag.\n\nPeace Out
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just tell them you want to train to get a little fitter and learn some self defense in case something comes up. also tell them that it will teach you self defense and respect.
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http://www.bullshido.com/articles/ninjutsu-8.html\n\nHave a go at this site. You'll learn a few useful things about ninjas.
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You have to try to reverse his moves. Hit him in the leg until he falls down. Use: Chop Blocks, Leg Sweeps, and stuff like that. Once he is on the ground you have to take advantage. Punch him and use submission hold. Head locks from behind are cool.
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Don't counter-attack in the heat of anger.\n\nCool off and PLAN.  :-))\n\nAfter awhile, the enemy will not be expecting it.
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FILE A COUNTERSUIT AGAINST THE OTHER TWO MEN, AS IT APPEARS YOU WETE DEFEDING YOURSELF.  selfdefense is not punishable,,,youve got a crummy public defender.  call a legal aid service they offer free legal advice for those who cant afford attornet representation
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Difficult to do without getting cut. If someone is coming at you with a knife, you should probably get use to the idea real quickly than you're going to get cut somewhere. Take a coat or other heavy garment and wrap it around the hand and arm you don't use as much ( eg: I'm right-handed, so I would warp it around my left hand and arm ). \n\nCrouch slightly so you make less of a target and so both arms are out in front of you, elbows bent. Watch your opponent's eyes, not the kinife. Perhiperal vision will tell you if he's making a stab or slice at you. \n\nReach out with the wrapped arm and take a blow from the knife on it, simultaneously turning your other side in towards him. As you do this, bring your non-wrapped arm up over the knife arm, wrapping your arm around his. Use both arms and both hands to gain control of his knife arm, using your non-wrapped arm to hold his arm in place as you apply downward pressure ( as much as you can manage ... use your weight on it ) so that the arm breaks or dislocates. \n\nHe will almost always drop the knife. Make certain he is incapable of picking the knife back up again before you release him. Then release him, pick up the knife and tell him to be still and STFU!  :D\n\nNOTE: trying to disarm a knife-wielding opponent is dangerous in the extreme. Try EVERYTHING you can to placate your opponent before trying to disarm him.
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put up tons of buoys that block them from getting too close to your pier. Put up a portable screen to block their view...they should get the hint and go away. Then take the screen down until they go away. Try not to wear skimpy bathing suits...??