if my girlfriend farts at the dinner table...should i let that slide??
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MOST CERTAINLY, IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT SHE MIGHT FEEL EMBARRASSED IF YOU CONFRONT HER ABOUT IT, JUST PRETEND YOU DIDNT HEAR IT. bUT IF IT WAS ON PURPOSE, JUST LAUGH IT OFF, SHE'LL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU. TAKE THE ADVICE FROM THE ENEMY SIDE. TRUST ME SHE'S JUSTM TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
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Oh my god - Nooooooooooo!!\n\nWhy oh why didn't you let her go home; she is truely scarred for life.\n\nIf i had had this accident (not that i fart) and you'd made me wander the halls with a dirty bum for all to see ...... yup, i'd be moving out or at least not talking to you.\n\nJJ.
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God Bless Her. The idea is to do it in a way which will not hurt her in any way. If this were my problem this afternoon, as I sat down on the sofa, I would reach for a pillow which I would tuck partly under my tailfeathers and which would extend outwards to act as a "spacer" between myself and whomever chose to join me. I would explain, if she moves in regardless, that (you can actually use these same words) "Like Garfield, 'I need my space!'" You can be more determined if you like. You can grab two pillows and put the second one under your arm and elbow. Sooner or later, you will find your words to just ask her politely right out to please move a little further away from you because you need more space to breathe and be comfortable. If she does not understand you, well, you can't actually sit ON her, but that of course would give her an idea of how you feel, wouldn't it? Another answer? Bring that other chair into this room with you and then she can claim the whole sofa and you can chat with her from a distance of about fifteen to eighteen feet, from across the room. There are other answers. Keep reading!  Best to you from G. in South Portland, Maine, U.S.A.
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my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
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Well Fart Man :) you might lay off the simple carbohydrates for starters. That can really give you gas. \n\nIf you feel one coming on you should excuse yourself and go into another room with a door to shut. Shut the door... fart...  come out and then BE SURE to close the door behind you! :) Air yourself out then return to her. \n\nNo one like smelling other peoples farts so I hope you are in shape so you can move when you need to. I really don't think it would be fare if further down the road you started getting put off and even possibly angry at her for you needing to get up to keep her breath space unpolluted. \n\nMaybe you could take charcoal tablets and reduce or eliminate simple carbs. \n\nI did see this guy on that Inventors show that had invented a FART PAD that one places in the underpants to absorb the odor. I thought it was a great invention... The judges just laughed at his invention...The judges seemed pretty immature.  What a shame. That guy might have them on the Internet though. I forgot what he called them. \n\nGood luck!
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I'm not sure if my gf counts as a direct relationship yet, \n\nbut every time she makes me some slow cooked texas chili, \nmy stomach gets all bloated and I get lots of gas.
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yep... sound a little vampirish(and just plain gross!!)......*eyes squint*.... tell her, that if she loves u that she should eat a plate of garlic bread. if she doesn't agree to it, i suggest u run the hell out!!!!
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i feel you man--but if shes making you happy than make her happy aswell. it might be nasty but do it for once in a while. this is what i did, make a deal with her, for every 5 times she gives you head, you eat her out
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Tell her.  Turn the tables...wouldn't you want to know?
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lol i would just walk away so the smell can go away or just laph real loud soo noone can hear a "FART" \nhehe\n\nps GOOD QUESTION
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Yes of course you should. Ultimately it's up to her if she comes or not depending on her situation. Etiquette would dictate that she let you know in good time, say a week, beforehand of her intentions. Just think how offended and upset she would be if you didn't invite her and remember, pregnancy is not an illness.
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i wouldn't say anything, its not worth it. wanting someone to change their laugh is like asking them to change a real part of themselves and their bio-chemistry. learn to pick your battles over the really important stuff. how would you like it if he asked you to stop talking so nasally, or to stop walking with a limp? love some of the little imperfections, they are what make him uniquely him. \n\nsomewhere on here i'm sure some chic posted something about why doesn't her bf have a sense of humor.  i bet she would trade places with you in a minute!
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Girlfriend, you must be farting up a STORM!  Thank God for this as it's good for the soul!
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if i farted in bed while having sex \nthat should be the most hilarious thing I've ever done LOL
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Yes, yes and yes ... no need to explain ... she's at home all day ... what else should she be doing ... freaking watching soap operas and talk shows ... she should be giving something back to the household if she's not helping financially ... she gets mad that you take a nap cause she just sits there all day and waits for you to get home .. tell her to pick out a hobby or something .. buy some cook books - cooking isn't hard ... tell her you feel she's not attributing to the relationship in the way you expected and you feel like you're doing a lot of the hard work .. and for what .. so she can get fat on the sofa all day .. good luck dude .. lol .. can't stand lazy b*tches .. I work full-time, clean the house and cook dinner for my family ... it's not hard ... I do it out of love .. and I know how hard my man works - so cooking dinner is nothing .. he'll clean up so it works out perfect .. you need to come up with something for her to do and fast or you're going to be fighting a lot in the future ... !
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The crapping thing is a little too harsh.  Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth.  If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice.  I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.
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Yes I would be kinda scared off to! Dont tickle fight with her any more,seems like she has a big issue to deal with!Maybe your friend needs to find herself a sex partner to relieve her,but if thats not what she wants,Id have a serious talk with her before she gets the wrong impressions!!