is it true that chuck norris did root canal surgery with his left shoe lace,while driving to set oneday?
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I heard he even had sex with the dental assistant before the whole thing happened. Chucks a Sav.
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no, but i hear chuck norris did once! lol roflmao. im soo fkn funny hahahaha. wow where do I come up with them? oh man I gotta write that one down...lol...oh my sides are splitting. I just made a witty joke about chuck norris..wow im cool.
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A roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck Norris ought to do it!
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As usual, Chuck Norris would win. He always wins.
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Oh my god! The dreaded root canal!! Enough to send one to the poor house, directly!! A relative of mine had been told `how much she needed one' and the person (you could say dentist, if you tried hard) botched the job badly, and left my relative in a bad way. I couldn't believe how much she got charged for being mauled! I will N E V E R  ever get a root canal done: send me to the Siberia - that would be preferable! You can put me to bed with a shovel, before I'd ever let them near my canal!!!! Take the cruise, for sure!
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Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Only Chuck Norris could beat up Chuck Norris and that too is an impossibility because he beat himself up, then get up and beat the one up who beat him up, and the cycle would continue.
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It's a water pistol. He uses it to water plants around the set. Chuck Norris doesn't need a real pistol. Every organ in his body has to be registered as a lethal weapon in every state in the country.
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I'm a dentist.\n\nIt is very possible.\n\nRoot canal therapy (properly known as "endodontic therapy")involves the removal of the diseased pulp (the dental pulp is composed of nerve tissue, arteries, veins, lymphatic tissue, connective tissue, fibrous tissue, various cells, and ground substance if memory serves, among other things).\n\nThe remaining canal is properly cleaned with files that remove the diseased dentin surrounding the canal, and irrigants (usually a chemical called sodium hypochlorite, more commonly known as Chlorox bleach) are used to disinfect the canals and kill any remaining living tissues within the canal.\n\nAfter the canals have been cleaned, a rubber-like material called gutta percha dipped in a special pasty sealant is used to fill in and seal off the canals and eliminate the dead-space.  Once sealed-off, the canal is no longer a place that infectious materials can inhabit.\n\n95% of the time, this process is successful.  That is an incredible success rate for any surgical procedure (yes, dental work is considered surgery!)  Occasionally, and for a wide variety of reasons, root canal therapy fails.  I don't plan on going over the reasons here.  Suffice it to say that sometimes they fail due to operator technique, sometimes due to patient neglect, sometimes a combination of both, and sometimes for no apparent reason.\n\nI don't know the circumstances surrounding your root canal, so I won't make guesses.  Generally, when an endodontically-treated tooth starts causing pain, it is an acute infection that makes the failure obvious.  This can happen at any time after root canal therapy--days, months, or years even.\n\nAt this point, it is appropriate to have your tooth evaluated by your dentist.  Your dentist will try to ascertain the cause, or may send you to a specialist in endodontic treatment (i.e. an endodontist).  An x-ray of the tooth is standard.  If indeed you have an infection, and it has been around long enough to show up as a radiolucency on the x-ray, then the diagnosis is obvious and endodontic retreatment is indicated provided the tooth is restorable.  Be aware that there are conditions where extraction is indicated.\n\nWhether your dentist or endontist performs the retreatment, the success rate of endodontic retreatment is much less than initial treatment.  And when the tooth is symptomatic and infected, likelihood of success drops even lower, near around 50% if memory serves (going back to dental school classes here!)  It's well worth it, in my opinion, as there is no truly equivalent substitute for your own teeth.\n\nAt this point, your best bet is to schedule an appointment with your dentist ASAP.
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Call Chuck Norris immediately to deliver a round house kick to the head
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Because chuck norris was near by
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Bow down and worship his awesome greatness. Chuck Norris is a God among men and should be revered by all and feared by those who are unworthy of his greatness.
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There is no written law against this. In fact, I regularly take my right shoe off to drive. Gives me a better feel of the pedals.
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Chuck Norris knows. He knows everything.
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would the bomb chuck norris? or are we talking about george bush?
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chuck norris references are sooo cool and hip. But I think you should try a little harder...really