How do I kill a horse without anyone hearing?
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Call the vet, and wait until the kids are at school.  The vets have a painless, bloodless injection.\n\nAlso, call a disposal service or have a hole dug and waiting.  It would be more traumatic to come home and see the horse dead!
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Vs any wild creature, if running is not an option and you don't have any weapons, there are two basic offensive techniques: choking and bluffing.\n\nBluffing is much more preferable, but if you are in the animal's territory, that is why they are aggresive in the first place. They are protecting themselves. So, back away quietly. If you are sure there is no way you are in that animal's territory, if you just make a big noise and stamp your feet, the animal should leave quietly (thinking as though it has trespassed on your territory.)\n\nIf you are in the animal's territory and it's not letting you escape or backing away only puts you deeper into their territory, the only other option is that when it lunges for you, make your hand into a fist and shove it as far down the creature's throat as you can. If you can grab a fistfull of lung or stomach, that's even better. This also works for sharks. This will not work for animals with small mouths, or where the primary attack is with their claws (e.g. bears or wild boars.) The main advantage of this is that at worst, you'll lose an arm, but you may trigger a gag reflex that will prevent the animal from clamping down on it.\n\nAnother alternative is to go for the eyes but I haven't heard of this ever working. Kicking them in the nuts also appears to work. But, for these two, I would not advise them because more likely than not they have already latched on to your leg, arm or neck and the fight is pretty much over. You want to hurt them and make them flee before they have a chance to seriously hurt you. \n\nYou should always carry a basic hunting knife with you when you are in the wild. The basic defensive technique for any animal that charges is to drop onto your back with the knife extended and let the animal impale themselves on it. This is an extremely common technique for hunting wild boars.
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Well, the Smell that They really Dislike is "Fluffy", the Kitty Cat! But, since You want Them to Fly [away, leave] and not Die, That's not an Option for You, right? Okay, would you Consider a Non-Lethal Audio Approach? The Right type of Sound, Inaudible to You, would solve the Problem. Go to www.amazing1.com  They have some of the Coolest High Tech Gadgets anywhere. Do You have a Friend that's into Electronics? It would be much less Expensive to Mail Order whatever Rodent Router Device You need in Kit Form. Just Remember, by not putting "Fluffy" to Work, You'll be passing Your Problem off to Someone Else!
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Stick him with a fork cause he's done.\n\nThe ones that make the most noise are the ones with the most to hide.
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kill a blackbuck or a chinkara!
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I worked at a zoo for nine years and witnessed the birth of two calves.  In that time I never heard any make a sound.  I don't think they are mute but animals are known to be able to make sounds beyond our range of hearing.  Elephants for example can make sounds that can be heard only by elephants and communicate for many miles.
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Have you tried just HAND WALKING the horse through an open gate? You can also ride them through the open gate.   We used to do this with 2 yr olds that were new to the track.  You'll have to set it up with your gate personell & outrider PRIOR to doing it unless you are fortunate enough to have your own to to practice with!  We also had several horses that would only load with another horse & this was a problem, so the gate personell made sure to have another horse next to them that loaded easily, but this is a frowned upon practice nowadays.  You could always use the old food ploy!  Have someone on the other side of the gate with his favorite treat.  Other than that, we just used muscle, brute force, or the gate crew beat the crap out of 'em!  Honestly, it just takes time, patience & repitition from people who want to help the horse, rather than hurt them.  Your horse MAY have been injured in a starting gate incident at sometime in their life.  They are just like we are, only they can't speak our language, so we have to learn theirs by trial & error & that ain't easy for most humans with an animal that is so headstrong & has mass over us.  Have you tried using another rider?  Sometimes this helps.  Also try blinkers.  It could be the eyes that are the problem area.
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Look in the mirror you saw.\nTake the saw and cut the table in half.\nTwo halves make a whole, so ou climb out the hole.\nEXTRA: Once outside, you scream yourself hoarse.  Then you take the horse and ride it home.
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try not using dominant buck , just use doe estrus. it will lure mature bucks and also make sure you are looking downwind from where your rattling because they,ll circle around and generally will come in with the wind in their face .
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For beginners, start with a Western saddle. They are more stable. The western saddle has the horn in front. The horn is for hanging the lasso on, not for holding on to. But many beginners use the horn as a handle -- makes them feel more secure.\n\nTell the stable you are a novice rider. They will give you a gentle mare to ride. You may need a stool to get your foot in the stirrup. Stand to the left of the horse's face. Left hand on saddle horn. Left foot in left stirrup, swing right leg over the saddle and place right foot in right stirrup.\n\nNow, take both reins in left hand. Hold saddle horn in right hand if you want. Gently squeeze horses body with your thighs. You won't be wearing spurs!\n\nYou will most likely have a trail guide. When his horse moves, yours will follow. If she doesn't, gently snap both reins in a down motion. A horse moves side to side so expect some motion. Do not tense up or grip too tightly. Relax in the saddle.\n\nHold reins down & loosely to let the horse have her head (go). To turn horse, move reins out from your body in the direction you want her to go and gently tug (snap) the reins. To stop, pull both reins back towards your body in a smooth gentle motion.\n\nIf the stable gives you a good riding horse, she will know what to do with little help from you.\n\nOne thing to remember, horses may lose their footing. Do NOT panic. She won't go down, just may skid a bit. Hold with your thighs. Keep feet in stirrups. Heels in down position.\n\nHave fun!
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Hi, I barrel raced for years and won alot.  The best thing I can say is to try to stay as close to the horse as you can for air streaming.  Good balance is a must.  I tied a barrel with a cable through it between two trees.  Then had someone shake it slowly at first, then faster as I got better.  It's a trick I learned from watching my brothers pratice bull riding.  It really does work.  Another thing is when you are practicing, at first anyway, make sure the horse you are riding already knows the barrels.  A green horse will fight and throw you all over the place.  Believe me I know!!!!!  When you sinch your saddle on, walk your horse, then sinch again.  3 times.  That should make sure your saddle is on tight enough.  Alot of horses will blow themselves up, so the saddle won't be very tight. When you walk them, they can't bloat themselves out.  Last but not least, even if you fall, KEEP GETTING BACK ON!!!! No matter how much it hurts.  Hope you have lots of fun, I did.
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Well yeah it does, just cause no one's around to hear it doesnt mean the tree doesnt make a sound! I bet ya the squirrels and the deer can hear it...
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in silence, you have no choice but to listen...
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no eye deer !!! easy no idea
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How?\n\nIf you mean the guerilla, then no, because thy kill anyone.
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spray him with pepper spray.\ni guarantee he'll leave her alone.
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Yap, it makes a sound although no one can hear it unless they live nearby.