how can i get my penis clean?
398542
rub your nasty knob with a cheese grate
549947
keep it clean..also exercise helps
449268
well if the penis is limp and there is way of getting it up, the best way is to try an erectile assister drug (viagra) or you could try hormones like Dhea. Dhea is the extreme hormone that causes erections. Also herbal remedies such as Yohimbe bark can increase blood flow to the penis.
1021431
Come back when you are old enough to spell "penis" but here is a hint...none of those pills and mechanical gizmos work and it just doesn't matter so relax and enjoy what you have! I hope this helps!
1165537
Buy a penis pump, and pump away...\n\nBefore you pump do some warm-ups:\n  Start by doing kegel excercise (contrating and relaxing the muscle the you use to hold your pee mid-stream) for a few minutes.\n  Then some groin muscle stretches alternate for 5 minutes\n  Use a hot compress, or towel over your penis for a few minutes and after put at the base of your penis down (so it gets used to the suction)\n Finally pump erect penis... to the point where its still comfortable\nFirst week: pump for 5 minutes each day for a week\nthen add 5 minutes to each week following thereafter. Up to 20 minutes in the final week.\n\nIf that doesn't work you may seek surgery as an option. During the procedure they will make an incision at the base of your penis and separate the inner tissues from your pelvic bone, allowing it to drop and adding approx. 2 inches in the process. Consult a doctor if you plan on this.\n\nThere are also all natural pills you can buy at any sex shop and have to follow the directions on the bottle. You may start to see results in a month or two. Also works effectively along with the pumps.\n\nIf neither one of these work you can try strapping your self down and strapping your penis to a bus, as it pulls away from the curb.**\n**DON'T ACTUALLY ATTEMPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
481447
You need to \nA: get a very personal wax & \nB:  wipe yourself better.
278219
well dear this is universal problam nothing to very at all..1st u should get relexd and all what u have to do is just take oil of pinut apply on penis and press it in a right direction..it'll take it's real shape soon . this proses may b take months 2 or 3 but u'll  able 2 see the results very soon
267447
JUST CLEAN IT WELL...MOST IMPORTANT USE LOTS OF LUBE AND RELAX MAKE SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO OTHERWISE YOU WONT LIKE IT...YOU HAVE TO BE VERY RELAXED AND STIMULATED FOR IT TO BE COMFORTABLE AND PLEASURABLE
536282
Man please go to the doctors, any thing wrong with your penis see a doc.
259992
take a pill that cleans you system.
345282
Wow do you go to the gym to compare yourself to other guys. Don't let them catch you looking at their penises or they will belt you one. You know it was once said that a circumcised penis would catch less infections etc. If you keep it clean there's no problem. Now stop staring at those men's parts and go out and meet someone you are interested in.
1138917
use a condom... when your penis gets hard roll the condom on... and only use condom once..... u can certainly have sex now.. just make sure u are using some form of protection. ...
931502
Go take a bath and soap it off. Don;t put it that close to ur privates
457004
buy you a penis pump and use it quite often
30935
For safe and permanent gains, use a medical traction device such as the Andro Penis. This method is based on using traction to permanently expand the blood-carrying chambers (the largest being the corpus cavernosa) of the penis.\n\nUse the Andro Penis device 4-9 hours per day for 3-6 months. You will have time-linear flaccid and erect gains in length and some girth gains as well. The flaccid gains appear first.\n\nI've gained permanently 1.75" length and 1" girth since June 2005 through the use of an Andro Penis medical traction device and PowerJelq for exercises. Try it, and you will be happy to see serious gains after 3-6 months usage.
45509
For safe and permanent gains, use a medical traction device such as the Andro Penis. This method is based on using traction to permanently expand the blood-carrying chambers (the largest being the corpus cavernosa) of the penis.\n\nUse the Andro Penis device 4-9 hours per day for 3-6 months. You will have time-linear flaccid and erect gains. The flaccid gains appear first.\n\nI've gained permanently 1.75" length and 1" girth since June 2005 through the use of an Andro Penis medical traction device and PowerJelq for exercises. Try it, and you will be happy to see serious gains after 3-6 months usage.
1135994
Pee a lot! Drink lots of water! That's the only way to clean it out quickly. There are also those pills that help you clean your system, but I don't know what they are called. I've never needed them.