Do you have a favorite oxymoron?
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Fresh Frozen\nCivil War\nMilitary Intelligence\n\n(Yeah, okay, that's three, but I like them all.  As oxymorons, not concepts.)
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haha yeah man great stuff..\nMarry Joanna by My Pet Junkie.
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I think that might be an oxymoron...  but who doesn't love burritos!!!
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X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O\n\noh yeah and X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X\n\nNow if that isn't a lot of love I don't know what is :0)
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Nice one.  My favorite one like this is :\n\nIgnorance is bliss.
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some of my favorites:
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OHHH BUT YES!\n\nThat's The Way I Like Um!..:)
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Sometimes in the dark you see what you want.\n\nthats my favorite one
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"I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin."\n\nWELL, MY FAVE!
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Oh my word...\n\nThe voice of reason.  Thank you so much.\n\nGod be with you.
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I love them all so I can't choose just one but here's a list of my absolute faves.\n\nRemember The Time\nGone Too Soon \nWill You Be There\nBen\nIn The Closet\n\n♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
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It depends on what personality you have. I'm naturally weird, so my favorites are:\n"I am intelligent, I am advanced, I am the first mammal to wear pants" -John Lennon\nor\n"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." \n-Hunter S. Thompson.
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Of course it's a great word.  I think that any word with the sound "oo" in it is a funny word.  Try it.  Doofus.  Goofy.  Poo.  Need any more proof?  Thirty two!!
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I think my favourite has been 'tiger' - it can be SO sarcastic.  :D
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Que que?  \nor  my personal favorite\nQue chingados?
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my fav is (well shoot a monkey)
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"There are two things of which I am certain.  1.  There is a God.  2.  I'm not Him."\n\nI think it's my favorite because there are so few things in life about which we can be certain.  It's nice to have something that I can be certain about.