Dog Cat Rat and a Bellhop. How many americns does it take to change the lightbulb?
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Zero, we would pay a Mexican lower than minimum wage to do it for us.
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yeah ive heard it used with hair 2! lol\n\nMy fav emo joke is ....\n\n~How many emo kids does it take 2 change a lightbulb?\n~3. 1 to change it and 2 to write a poem about how much they miss the old one, not 2 mention the facts about how it was used and abused by society! lol
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I have a better question: How many scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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HMM.  Maybe if you turn on switch A and leave it for about 2-3 minutes. Then turn it off.\nThen turn on switch b and head upstairs.\nThe light controlled by switch b will still be on.\n\nThe light controlled by switch A will be off but still warm to the touch.\n\nThe light controlled by switch C will be cold.\n\nThink that will do it?
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I hear that they have trouble with light bulbs. For some reason it takes three of you guys to screw one in.
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the lightbulb blew up and killed them
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I guess so.. That's kind of stupid though. Why would you want to change a lightbulb with your feet? Once you get the bulb situated to where it stays in the socket without falling, then it would be pretty easy to keep it rotating until the electricity can circulate throughout the bulb. Try it...
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The answer is 2.\n\n2 cats can catch 2 rats in 2 minutes. That means that 2 cats can catch 1 rat per minute. So those same 2 cats should be able to catch 5 rats in 5 minutes
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Two- one to change it, the other one to scratch its bottom. :-)\n\nHow many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\nNone. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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No, the best way to detangle Christmas lights is to find a mouse, and tie the end of the lights to his tail.  Then dangle some fine cheese in front of him in just the right places so he runs in and out all between the cords until he has all the \nknots and kinks undone.  Voila!  your lights are ready to install.\nMaybe you should call in a professional electrician to do this tricky job.
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the riddle really goes like this: There are 3 lights and 3 light switches. The lights are in a room and the switches are in the basement. How do I see what switch goes to what bulb with only one trip up and down the stairs? \n\nAnswer: turn on switch 1 for 20 minutes and turn it off, turn on light 2 for 5 minutes and turn it off, turn on light 3 and leave it on. go upstairs and feel the bulbs. the really hot one is the 1st switch, the warm one is the 2nd switch. and the one that is on is the 3rd switch
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Don't try this one yourself! Use a pet rat or something!\n...\nActually, don't! Or i'll get hunted by Animal Rights Activists!!\n\nAll you need is a battery, two wires and a large capacitor.\nCharge the capacitor by connecting the battery across it with the two wires.\nThen disconnect the wires.\nThe capacitor has now been charged - if you put your hands across the terminals, you'll get a nasty shock.
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Two, but it is very hard to get them into the bulb.
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easy. \n\nthere are A B C  switches.... leave A switch alone...\n\nturn B on for 10 minutes...... then turn it off. turn C on and go into the room...\n\nif the bulb is cold and off it belongs to A\n\nif its off and hott it belongs to letter B switch,\n\nand if its currently on... its the C swicth
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(1) C\n   B = D + 2\n   M = B + 4\n   M = ( D + 2 ) + 4\n   M = D + 6\n\n(2) E\n   B = 2H\n   M = B + 6\n   M = ( 2H ) + 6\n   M = 2H + 6\n\n(3) D\n   12 bulbs / x minutes\n   12 bulbs / ( x minutes ( 1 hours / 60 minutes ) )\n   12 (60) bulbs / x ( 1 hour )\n   ( 2 (12) (60) ) bulbs / x ( 2 hours )\n\n(4) D\n   Stop 1: x\n   Stop 2: x + y\n   Stop 3: ( x + y ) / 3\n   Stop 4: ( ( x + y ) / 3 ) + 2 = ( x + y + 6 ) / 3
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equivalent to 4   100 Watt  Bulbs
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They want to be really sure it's out before the go to all the trouble of figuring out how to change it.  Some kinds of fluorescent lights will sometimes come back for a few minutes if you to that, though.\n\n_____\nThe previous answer explains why the would turn it off and then on, but the question asks about on and then off :-P