How much marajuana did Jimmy Buffet smuggle in his airplane?
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enough to buy Miami, but he pissed away so fast \n\n:)
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i got a peanut butter mealt-away egg..\n\nim wondering about the guy who answered you thats straight above me though.. i'd be willing to bet he had a bit to much of grandpa's cough syrup... LOL
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I heard the other day that Elvis had 60 pounds of fecal matter in his intestines when they found him on the stool............wouldn't doubt it!......................John Wayne had 40-50 lbs.
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A member of chart-topping Atlanta rap group Dem Franchize Boyz was one of eight people arrested last night (June 13) in a drug raid at an Atlanta recording studio.\n\nMaurice "Parlae" Gleaton, 23, was charged with trafficking marijuana, police said. Atlanta police and other agencies said they seized 11 pounds of marijuana, two firearms and more than $150,000 in cash.\n\nSeveral of the suspects saw police on a video surveillance system at the studio and were attempting to flush the marijuana down a toilet when they were arrested, police said. A spokesperson for the group did not return telephone calls seeking comment.\n\nThe group is considered among the originators of "snap," a hip-hop style known for its minimal instrumentation and repetitive, dance-friendly beat. The lyrics to its hit song "Lean Wit It" include several references to marijuana. They mention "green grams in my sock," and include the lines "smoke some green with it" and "call me Teddy/I've got grams."\n\nThe seven others charged in the raid include Anthony Blalock, 27, CEO of Makin' Big Moves Records in Atlanta. Blalock is charged with trafficking marijuana and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, said Atlanta police spokesperson Peter Coleman.
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Me and my friend Shlomo went to Taco Bell, and I got a taco with guacamole on it. I said, "Hey, check it out, Shlomo! That guacamole squirter looks just like a caulking gun." I didn't know it until we left, but Shlomo stole the guacamole squirter. When he showed it to me, I said, "What the heck you gonna do with that?" So he threw it away. But I got it out and yelled his name real loud. When he turned around, I shot him in the face. Shlomo went back in Taco Bell and tried to get his money back on his meal by telling them his taco blew up in his face, but they wouldn't give him anything but one Cinnamon Crispa.
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Hustler magazines and a tub of vaseline !!!!!\n\noh, and a big bag of Cheeto's  !!!
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No one in the USA, citizen, or not is allowed to bring Cuban cigars onto USA soil. The penalty is 50,000. per cigar, if you get caught in the USA, with them, due to the embargo against Cuba. I discovered this during a cruise, by a US Customs official. We could smoke them while on the ship, and encouraged to attend the cocktails, and Cohibas party the night before arriving to dock. It was a cruise to remember. Several people were detained, their bags open, and dogs working the contents, once we docked. I suspect that if only cigars were found, they would be confiscated. I took no chances.
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alot of marijuana.  excuse me, weed...also, believe it or not, but it's spelled J-A-M-A-I-C-A....
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I am excluding food eating contests, I once saw someone eat 14 pieces of toast loaded with creamed tuna.
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probably Ray Charles but give Jimmy Buffet his dues a million parrotheads can't be wrong. Wish I had that guys money.
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sugar my man a lot of it
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I don't know about safety, but I knew a guy who only ate tuna, crackers, and water for 40 days straight. He ended up ok... he actually lost a lot of weight and it made him really energetic.
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Too much- at least 6 oz and too much pie and cool whip!! LOL_D
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You aren't far off from the figures I hear directly from people that  have done it.  Also, there is kind of a scale.  Something like $1000 to walk the whole way, $1500 to walk across and then get a ride into San Diego or LA, and then $2000 and up to get a ride to your final destination if it's farther north.   Carrying a kilo of coke or weed on you while you make the crossing isn't an uncommon requirement either.
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Meat pies.....he's getting dieting tips from Maradonna
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Technically you can't even have it at all, so officially the answer would be no. However, domestic travel is not too concerned with what items you're taking with you (as long as they're not dangerous).  I seriously doubt anyone would know or be looking for it (or care, for that matter). Just don't smoke it on the plane and you'll be fine.
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No, but I masturbated with a playboy magazine when I was 17 on the upper deck of the EL as it was winding it's way through downtown Chicago about 1 O'clock in the morning. I was sitting in the window seat. I know that anybody looking out the window of their apartments toward the train could see what I was doing as I went by, but I wasn't worried about getting caught as that was in the days before everyone had a cell phone.