Have you ever stubbed your toe? If so, on what? What curse words did you yell?
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
809902
My mother caught me with my socks off and my toesnails was polished. She still haven't gotten over this...http://www.shadoehaze.com/photo-galleries/Prom%20Night%20In%20Da%20Hood/ghettoes_1.jpg
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AH CRAP!!!!\n\nOH NO!!!\n\nHOLLY BAT WINGS BATMAN!!!\n\nI STUBBED MY TOE!\n\nAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!\n\nWTF, Mate?!?
1055642
Oh dear....now I feel guilty.....\n\nI'm glad you said you wouldn't be offended.\n\nWhen my son was little, I didn't want him to learn swear words. I can be a bit volatile, and have been known to let slip the odd s-h-i-t and other naughties.\n\nSo I decided to train myself not to swear....but I couldn't stop it altogether.....so I used to say "Oh BASINGSTOKE!!!!"\n\nIt worked like a charm. He is 18 now and he has still been known to say it!!!\n\nI'm sure your home town is a very nice place. You can have a go at me if you like. I live in South East London (very slummy)
339030
when joshua cheated in our fencing match, by throwing a stone at me (its agianst the rules to use objects of the field) i slashed at him with my katana and it got stuck in his leg... gross hey?... he had to have it surgically removed incase there was too much nerv damage... i still feel bad about it...
240831
one time i was with a group of my friends at the movies and i went towards the bathroom and turned around to tell them where i was going, and when i turned back around i hit the wall face-first. I PUT AND DENT IN THE WALL, ANNNNNDDD BROKE MY BRACES AND HAD TO GET THEM FIXED!!!....\n\n\n.... nice to get that off my chest.. ty ;)
1058729
Last night, at the bowling alley, I got sloshed and started falling down in the lane when I was bowling.. then I left with the bowling shoes on, realized it, went and turned them back in, and accused the shoe guy of stealing my shoes.  I had no idea where I had left them, so I left with no shoes...
1118771
I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
1069273
The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud.  I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing.  It was a squealing one.
230484
stubbed, or hurt your toe, injured it.
957005
OMG the funny memory this question dragged up!\nThere was this obnoxious guy that kept groping at my ex-bosses grand-daughter in the bar.  He could not take a hint.  Anyways, we were out with some friends of ours, one of whom was an off duty cop.  We escorted the pig and his friend out of the bar and I must have been feeling invincible with my cop friend and swung at the guy hitting him square in the face.  I dont know who was more shocked, me, him or our friends.  Anyways, his friend was dragging him away as my friends were holding me back.  I can't imagine what on earth possessed me to hit the guy (rum maybe???) but I am glad everyone else had enough sense to let it stop there.
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Geee thank Jodi, you just made me do that all over body quiver. I opened a door one night only to have the bottom of the door catch my toenail and pull it straight up at a 90-degree angle. I used language I didn't even know I knew. It was already ripped off most of the way so I reached down and yanked it the rest of the way off, while using even more colorful language.\n\nThanks for the memory!! lol
217201
Adding insult to injury?\nThe twig is he?
1182067
i think it was sh!t or a$$, might have been sh!ta$$. my aunt was a master at cussing, and she was always saying things like you don't know sh!t from shine ola and your uncle don't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground. cracks me up thinking about some of the stuff she would say.
158606
Of Course! Honey you sound bitter, what did the b*tch do to you?
647206
By far the most shocking one that I'd discovered was "feisty," which literally means "like a farting dog."  It comes from an abbreviation of the phrase "fisting hound" or "fisting dog," and "fist" was in this case a reference to breaking wind.  (Though "fist" was used in the phrase as a general pejorative, like if you tripped over the "fucking chair.")
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i called my mom a b*tch once.....ouch the slap hurt!