Have you ever had a fart that sounded like it was saying something?
411876
I have conversations with my ass all the time.\n\nHe's angry with me at the moment because I went out for Indian last night so he is spewing..
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
4197
yes, i have. My girlfriend stuck an old-english rose scented air freshener in my dresser drawers and it soaked into my boxers. i farted and it actually smelled like roses. lol.
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
1165992
It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
860949
When you fart or belch with out saying excuse me or even going some where else.
598673
I can't say that I've ever heard anything all that weird, but my family has.  My son (9 months at the time) got a hold of my cell phone and called my father-in-law.  All he could hear was some heavy breathing with voices in the background.\n\nMy brother came home to an odd message on his answering machine.  Some guy with a strong Oklahoman accent was calling about a squirrel in his fireplace and needed someone to come get it out.  He didn't leave his name or number.  My brother had it online for a while.  If I can find the link, I'll add it later.
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The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud.  I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing.  It was a squealing one.
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to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
1107608
sound like a funny joke 2 me
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lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
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i like the word fart, it explains itself perfect
709197
Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)
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lol i tink it is funny when some people do it. whenever i hear someone fart i always say either "did you hear what that asshole said?" or speak to me o' toothless one." i make it even more funny. do you fart often?
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I SURE DID! just the other day i was in a hospital and i had really bad gas,because of this new diet,and i let one rip while i was alone on the elevator...well i pushed 5th floor at the first floor and i forgot someone might get on at one of the floors in between...well it happened...two beautiful woman and a grandma and i couldnt say anything...one of the girls started to laugh and then nudged her friend (trying to be discreet) and the granma coughed...it was a really bad one...the kind that can even make the owner of it puke...\nvery embarrassing!
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i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!