Did you know that Chuck Norris never reads?
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The cure for cancer can be found in a tear from Chuck Norris.
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arnold schwarznegger, chuck norris
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He's Chuck Norris, man!\n:-)
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A roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck Norris ought to do it!
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Chuck Norris.... strikes again...lol...
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Chuck Norris knows. He knows everything.
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Chuck Norris is the 5th state of matter. The others....don't matter!
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because he trains with chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
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Because chuck norris was near by
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Chuck Norris alone is the military's superpower.
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i heard that it had something to do with chuck norris coming along... plus somebody needs to be super in heaven!
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Chuck Norris ended world war 2... He farted in a can and threw  it at Japan!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris would win
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Chuck Norris doesn't need new jokes.  His old jokes continue to kick a**.
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Top 30 Chuck Norris facts. \n\n1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. \n\n2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. \n\n3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. \n\n4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. \n\n5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. \n\n6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. \n\n\nHope this helped.