Will the primate dept. at the National Zoo know how to contain Bush?
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Nothing can contain Bush. He is the King Kong of political disasters with only Faye Wray (or is it Condi Rice ) at his side.
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Take a close look at George "CHIMP" Bush.
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Nope but he has a monkey
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Billy should do what the chimps do at the zoo--sling pooh at her.\nThat will make her nosy butt leave.
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yes the Bush administration.
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I would start scouring the primate section of all the national zoos.  It would definitely be a step up.
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I would talk with monkeys to better understand what is there inside Bush's mind
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That which fills Bush's skull.
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No, the pharmaceutical  aide did it--the one with a long red-haired ponytail.  12 monkeys just released all the zoo animals, and then became notorious for killing civilization as we know it.
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Hell no\n\nGive me a Clinton anyday over a Bush
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No.\n\nCarry a hedgehog as well. That ought to do it.
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Are you carrying any food?  When I was in Thailand they said to not take anything with you that might attract the monkeys, such as food, bags or whatever.  I doubt that will prevent it, perhaps make them less likely to go for you.
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I think New Orleans needs at least one Bush that will help them.
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in the zoo, the wild, tropical rain Forrest
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Mostly, they don't unless their in zoos.  Once there habitat is gone, they're gone.  Squirrels are the exception.
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oh my.... does his monkey know??...lol.. I won't tell if you won't!
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Taxidermied duck is more like it.  As lifelike as Bush may appear, there is no chance he is going to achieve much besides angry underhanded mischief.  I will wager he bites when cornered though.