how many pairs of Hillary Clinton's undies would it take to make a parachute big enough for Oprah to land ?
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LMFAO at this question, it might depend on how well worn they are, as clothes lose their strength a bit the more they are washed.  It might also depend on whether or not Oprah was on her weight loss binges, or weight gain binges!
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You should listen to oaklandcounty_2000. If Clinton were President, abortion would be legal, Osama would be at large, the Middle East would be a hotbed of terrorism, and we'd have a liar in the Oval Office.\n\nOh, wait.
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Hillary and bin laden would make perfect couple!!
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to get in pam andersons pants
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duct tape and a push-up bra.
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What would he do???\n\nGore would sit down and read the operation instructions for his political choice making machine. We are lucky to obtain a copy of those instructions. Shockingly there are only 6 steps in the instructions.\n\n1) Free hands\n2) With left hand unbuckle pants and undo zipper of pants\n3) Pull pants down to ankles\n4) Bend Over\n5) Make thumb of right hand protrude straight out\n6) Insert thumb of right hand in butt
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The big O.  Oprah Winfrey
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Could happen but Im not sure if the American public is ready as of yet, but you never know, she could pull it off.  Id say she has he greatest chance out of all of becoming the first Woman President.
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I truly bet she'd be an absolute tiger in da sack! I'm a repub but I usually can call out the wild ones. Rule of thumb is the crazier the woman the better the sex! LOL
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I hope so, but I think Oprah would get elected before Hilary....
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probably a hell of a lot!
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I saw a picture of BILL and HILLARY in BATHING SUITS! If THAT doesn't PUT YOU OFF SEX then NOTHING WILL....
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Hillary Clinton will be the first woman President,\nthat is if she runs this time.
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I don't know but I'd love to know what's under those pants!!
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Well no......you'd never see Oprah come out in her underwear and have panty parties........or ask Janet Jackson if she farts.......\nOprah is too.....conservative....she worries what people might think about her.....\nHappy Thanksgiving !!!!!
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I dunno never counted. But I know when her thighs tighten on my ears it's coming! LOL\n\nhttp://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
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Hillary Clinton  & Co- Authored by Monica.