If you had one minute alone with Osama bin Laden, what would you do or say to him?
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I'd throw him out of the tallest building and wish him luck - and that's from a moderate Muslim so that's saying a lot!
749490
omg...you are a terrorist aren't you? This sounds like something a terrorist would say right before he blows some s.h.i.t UP.
1107525
I wouldn't have much time to do anything about it, now would I?!  But I'd probably spend the whole ding dang minute trying to figure out the best way to spend my last minute.\n\nSo, should that ever happen, I'll go ahead and decide now.\n\nHmmmm....\n\nOk, if my family and/or friends were around I'd embrace them all and let them know how much I loved them. \n\nIf they were not around, I'd just pray silently to myself in thanks of another blessed minute.  \n\nOr just freak out.
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youcantfindme@hotmail.com\n\nOr check out his webpage osamastartsthedrama.com
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I'll take a shot or two:\n\n1. He won't be able to funnel cash to the organization like before and they LIVE on his money. Many operations and camps would be force to shut down.\n2. It will put a dent in their morale and could cause dissention within the ranks\n3. He will not be able to communicate with them anymore and there are things that only he knows that are crucial to their plans, especially when masterminds most of their activities\n4. The organization could possibly fall into disaray from a lack of leadership or a fight over who would take over\n5. It might scare many of the terrorist into leaving the organization. It would definitely send a message that America will not stop until we bring them to justice\n6. Bin Laden may decide to cooperate (we can always hope and who knows what that evil creep will do to save himself), and tell all to save his own hide because he knows he's facing American justice, and this may cause some doubt within the organization itself. Is he going to rat us out? It could lead to many more arrest and the uncovering of many more terrorist plots and cells throughout the world.\nI hope this helps you/ =)
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Here are a few responses that I can think of:\n\n1.Throw them back at him!\n\n2.Who's Life?\n\n3.Ask for some oranges too.\n\n4.Introduce him to me!\n\n5.Jump in the air, clap your heels together, do the chicken dance and then make lemonade.
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If you wish to speak to Bin Laden, you'd better hire a medium. He's been dead for 5 years. But they do keep using him, even in death.
527752
Osama Bin Laden!!!!!!!!!!
1117764
I just found Bin Laden...He was at AMC 30 watching X-Men 3, eating pop corn and talking lound in the movies
355149
I'd tell President Bush that he's an idiot and he's screwing up my home, the country I love.\n\nRight now if I did that I'd probably be called a terrorist and thrown into a secret prison to be tortured.
516290
I'd hit him.\nHe's a jackass.
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muahahahahhahahahaha\n\nwhere Osama was the Dean !!!!!!!!!\n\nmuahahahahahahahahaha
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laden. bush is a pus. he doesnt know what da hell hes doin. he cant even find laden if hes alive. laden should be like "let bush find me and i wont do nothin" then when bush comes around da corner of da cave laden will pop him in da FACE
698287
I would stuff it down his throat.  This would mean according to Muslim law that he could not go to Heaven.  What a shame.
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Osama, of course, and I will call FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, US Marshall, ...etc. so they can all come get him.
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Guy: You're muslim?\n\nMe: Yes.\n\nGuy: Whoa! You're a terrorist!\n\nMe: WTF?!
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Nobody except Bin Laden and his closest followers know where Bin Laden is hiding. The google earth is not a good enough statelite to view single peoples on earth and go close enough to get a good view of their faces.