I'm taking a bubble bath now. Will I play with my toy boats, my rubber duck, or something else in the tub?
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toy boats are the defending force who will save life as we know it from the evil alien giant duck who can swim under water, so get some submarines and save the world, for the love of god, save us.
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Get a babysitter and get out! Or, get a babysitter and atay in. Sometimes it's nice to play house, just like before the kids, when you'd chase each other around the kitchen table naked. We have a 3yo boy, but she works days, I work nights. I know what you're talking about. A hot tub doesn't hurt either.
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Take a loooooong hot bath, put on real clothes that fit and order in way too much Chinese food, call my friends....then spend the evening at a neighborhood bar, playing pool and feeding the jukebox.
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Bubble baths, candles, new clothes, ice cream, enjoy a night by yourself.  Lots of department stores are now carrying a variety of scented bath products OR Bath and Body works has a whole line of "spa" items.  Take the phone off the hook, put on some music, Light candles, draw a bath, and relax....with ice cream if you want.
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Spongedaisy Duckpants if your a child\nGrey Goose if you're an adult.
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get a bevrage and take a bubble bath well that sounds kinda gay for a guy  well grab a beer and the remote and surf the tv or beer and noody mag
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i'm forevever blowing bubbles
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Bubble bath (lavender / jasmine)!!!!!
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Let's see. I'll buy some roses. Two of them I'll use to put\nin the bed and in the tub. Light some candles in the kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom. Dim the lights. Turn on some Barry White. Serve a one-heck-of a dinner for two. Afterwards, dessert. Then go to the bathroom and take a soak\nin the tub. Later making our way to the bedroom and letting the fireworks explode while the heat is on. HELLO!!!
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Saltwater should help but not cure it. If you live near the ocean, that's the best "medicine." For all others, buy dead sea salts (in the section where bubble bath and bath oil is) and bathe/soak in it. This is not a "quick fix," though. It will be a while before you see any improvement, but it does help. Beware, though...this can/will corrode metal fixtures in your tub over the long haul.
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A little boy and a little girl were in the bathtub having a bath together. The boy notices the girl looking down at him.\n\n"Can I touch it?" she asks.\n\nThe boy replies, "No way! You already broke yours off!"
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This is something you put in  your hot tub or swimming pool. Check with your retailer.
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Hose everything down. Let the tub overflow and clog the sinks.  Or I suppose you could just buy a humidifier.
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gawulp.  Smell the bubbles after you pop them.
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I don't really know, but I wanted to tell you that this is my favorite all-time question on this site.\n\nI WISH I knew how to rudder-fy a duck--I'd really love to help you out with this one.\n\nI do have a question though--if the duck didn't swim in circles (or at least ovals) wouldn't the duck crash into the side of the tub?\n\nThanks for posting this this morning.
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Of course. Bathtub farts are great, but man do they stink. I especially love it when it rolls up my back. ;)
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Good One........well obviously a LONG bath isnt workin so he should probly try a SHORT bath.........oh yea did i tell u i had jokes too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA...........But anywayz u have very great taste and from reading the others nuthing will make me change that.........oh yea THANK YOU for makin me best answer on the Lust......Love........Question