friday nite disaster can i say? a american guy had his pants down at an indian couple!!?
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though USA is my country i hate it!
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding\nthe plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.\nEager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"\n\nShe turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."\nHe swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!\n\nStruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who\nis most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men\nof Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."\n\nSuddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this\nwith you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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LOL fun!\nheres another, Hubby comes home to find his wife laying on the couch wearing nothing but crotchless undies. Wife says "you want a piece of this" pointing to her crotch, Husband replies "f-ck no look what it did to your undies!"
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Wow, thats pretty bad!\n\nAt my cousins wedding, I once witnessed my father and my grandfather (his father in-law) get into a fist fight.  My father ended up breaking my grandpa's wrist =(  Poor gramps!\n\n\nOh........\nAnother time I witnessed a "large" bridesmaid doing the Alligator dance. She was flapping her legs, lifting her skirt and rolling all over the floor and to our horror......... she has NO panties on!!!!!! Talk about scary!!!!
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Man, this sucks.\nWhere is this guy's pride?\nGet outa there.
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What happened to the Indian people was wrong particularly the Trail of Tears and what happened on 9-11 was an evil act of terroism.  I believe that America can make things better for the American Indian even though I'm not sure where to begin as they are good people with good values.  I can't say that about Muslim fanatics who want to kill non Muslims around the world.
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Dude, your'e from India, huh! Both of them are pretty stupid. Let's see what Krrish can give us.
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Oooooooo that's Dirty. I love it. I got a good one too:\n\nA couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.\n\nThe wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.\n\nShe joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.\n\nShe let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her\near and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.\n\nJust before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.\n\nShe was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."\n\nThen she asked, "Did you dance much?"\n\nHe replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. \n\nThe wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. \n\nSo he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. \n\nAs her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every \nnice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. \n\nHis wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. \n\nAfter more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. \n\nJust before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. \n\nShe was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." \n\nThen she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." \n\n"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. \n\nTo which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
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no I really feel sorry for him. I dont think he deserves to be insulted like this. I hate that greg chappel. Now dadas under a lot of pressure. He's not the only one who's not in form, what about sehwag , sachin n even dravid at times. i really feel sorry for him
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I hate to tell you this Peanut, but he wants to get into your pants.\n\nBTW, did you know that there is another Peanut right here on Answers? I am appalled!
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dirty but funny:\n\nThere was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him.\n\nHe was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.\n\n"Except what?" the man asked.\n\n"Nothing, nothing."\n\n"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"\n\n"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"\n\n"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.\n\nThe old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"\n\nThe old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.\n\n"I'll take it!" said the businessman.\n\nThe old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.\n\nAfter he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.\n\nGasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"
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Seems India guys think they are tops because of the history of India--- How can a guy be normal when hstory shows his heritage as a bunch of wife beaters!  THIS IS CHANGING -slowly!
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i laughed.\n\nbut i must ad while i have this opportunity...the hair dude? what is up with the hair?  a cheezy combover? its so repulsive, please for the love of God loose the hair. I know for a fact your wife hates it!
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It was a joke. Why is everyone in America so damn sensative nowadays. Get over it, people are racist. That guy was an idiot but can't it just be funny without everyone gets so hurt?
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Holy $hit!!! WHite man approaches!!! there here to rape our land and defile our women!!! Quick hide the hoverbikes
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Let me tell you hunny, coming from an american lady, YES we do.  Theres something about indian men that just turns me on.  I dont know about the British, but as far as I know, your good with the American girls.  \n<3 Stephanie