What would happen if a person farts while lighting a lighter at his/her rear end? besides burning theirbum?
411552
if the fart is close and with enough force, it will blow out the flame from the lighter!
956467
oooo this is really fun\nget a match or lighter, and some hairspray (or other flammable spray)  light the match/lighter and spay the hairspray/other liquid toward the flame.  the flame will flare off.\nanother great way is to light a candle (the tall kind).  then turn around and put your rear end behind the candle and fart.  the gas in farts are flammable.  another way is to hold the lighter/match to your butt and fart.\nhope i helped you\nbye
910125
Rope burns.  Or, say too much friction in the bearings of your car will waste gas or cause things to get hot and melt!
216344
yes. A fart is compressed methane extracted from food which you have eaten. Methane is easily combustible. Don't fart near a hot flame
575526
Yes! But I didn't walk, I drove off and left her azz!\n\nShe kept farting in my car and left a brown streak on my seat! So, I saw it as we were getting on and went off! I told her, I was going to clean out my car and went some place else with my friends. Leaving her stranded!
177122
yes but you can not take a lighter. You will want to take a book of matches with you. For when you get out of the airport.
523834
What are you like some kind of criminal. Im not going camping with a old dude who makes S'mores. Ya and by the way my DOG can make a fire with his BUTT. and possibly my dad to haha, So in this case NO!!
261779
Aw. Still not fast enough. Two people beat me!\n\nWhen you burn gas of any type you will produce water vapor as part of the chemical reaction. The water vapor condenses as it cools and dribbles out when the tail pipe is lower than the rest of the pipe.
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as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
824364
If you were to fart, it would be like spatter painting your back.
522844
Well, you can step outside for some "fresh air", excuse yourself to the bathroom...or (this option not for the faint of hart) lie on your back, throw your legs up in the air, grab a lighter, light it and stick it next to your butt, fart and shoot a flame out your butt. Keep in mind you need the right crowd for this...I suggest a crowd of drunks. Keep in mind I've only observed this...not actually participated.
473932
Yeah if its bein inhaled
964759
light your ass on fire! ha! ha!
97122
easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
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It will smoke and foul the plugs. It will clog the catalytic converter. It will probably ruin the electric fuel pump and will gum the injectors up.  All in all not a good idea.
498996
ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CAUSE ALOT OF FOREST FIRES... MOST CARS COME WITH AN ASHTRY, USE IT AND EMPTY IT WHEN YOU GET WHERE EVER YOU ARE GOING...AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SMELL, CONSIDER QUITTING, THAT WOULD SOLVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS.
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The Back Seat Fart - This is a fart that occurs only in automobiles. It is identified chiefly by odor. The Back Seat Fart can usually be concealed by traffic noise as it is an eased-out fart and not very loud. But its foul odor will give it away, due to the way air moves around in a car. It is often followed by someone saying, "Who farted in the back seat?" \n\nThe Crowd Fart - The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics, and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common. \n\nThe Relief Fart - Sound or odor don't matter on this one. What matters is the tremendous sense of relief that you have finally farted. Some people will even say, "Wow, what a relief." Very common. \n\nThe Skillsaw Fart - A truly awesome fart. It vibrates the farter. Really shakes him up. People back away. It sounds like an electric skillsaw ripping through a piece of half-inch plywood. Very impressive. Not too common. \n\nDO YOU FIND THIS OFFENSIVE??? lol