How should I tell a girl that I have a large penis without sounding too up front?
401197
WOW...is that 9 incher attached to a really hot guy.  Cause if it is, you've got it made.\n\nDon't tell her...you'll ruin the surprise. Let her find out on her own.
46339
FIRST OF ALL, DRESS NICE WITH CLEAN CLOTHS. KEEP HAIR CLEAN AND TEETH BRUSHED. LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT. ATTITUDE. IF YOUR OUT GOING CONFIDENT AND NICE YOU WILL CATCH THEY EYE OF THE OPPISITE SEX.  I USE TO BE REALLY SHY AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO GIRLS AND HAD FEW GIRLFRIENDS. THEN ONE DAY I GOT FED UP AND DISNT CARE IF I LOOKED LIKE A JERK ANYMORE AND I STARTED TREATING GIRLS JUST LIKE I WOULD TREAT MY NORMAL GUY FRIENDS AND BAMM. NEXT THING I KNEW I NEVER HAD GIRL PROBLEMS AGAIN. SO CONFIDENCE HAS TO BE THE MAIN THING. DONT BE AFRAID TO WALK BY A GIRL YOU LIKE AND SAY "HEY I LIKE THAT SHIRT IT LOOKS COOL" THEN WALK AWAY IT JUST MIGHT SPARK UP A CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
1085256
When she starts talking sex, slip into the conversation that if you did (this or that)you would want it to be with someone just like her. Then ask her if you could clone her so you could with a big wink and a devilish smile. I think she will get your drift.  Or tell her if it were not for the b/f you'd be compelled to try to do that to her. That way you can say you are interested without asking
1019705
If you are going to tell a girl that you love her or that you really feel for her you should just tell her, make sure she's single and that she is close to you, not too close.  If she isn't dating that is the best way to do it...you don't want to confuse her...then she will get upset. Sit her down and tell her, ask her out, PLEASE don't get someone else to do it...that will embarrass you and her, it says you don't care enough to tell her and makes you look like a wuss.\nGood Luck i hope you get your girl
613687
Actions speak louder than words so make sure she doesnt think your gay. make a move man and get as far as you can.
905988
Invite a girl with bigger breasts and tell her its motivation for you to pick up heavier stuff.\n\nShe's a cold piece and you are getting played.  I say this only because as someone's booty call, I'm not coming over to help you move unless I am STILL hitting that.  Movers don't come for free.
298168
Well females like myself don't have a penis.\nWhat is A big penis on a guy if he doesn't know what to do with it?
388517
do not say she is fat.  just say your are not interested.. You have other interests...
401503
if you want this to go somewhere you're gonna HAVE to make the first move. otherwise it's just gonna go round in circle for god knows how long. don't be afraid to say somethin just cause you're female, just blurt it out and go from there. i'm sure he'd be relieved to have it out in the open, no matter how it happened
661694
the absolute best thing you can tell her is what you just asked.  tell her you like her a lot, and that you don't know what to say because you don't want to sound lame.  tell her you're nervous because you haven't had a lot of girlfriends.  she'll appreciate your honesty, and she will probably say that she doesn't know what to say either, and you can laugh about it together, and it will bring you closer.
553903
Why would you need to know this to get a girl? If we say something smaller than what you have, are you going to get a trim? Or if we say something bigger, are you going to mold playdough onto the end of it?\n\nGet over it - good girls don't give a flying fock.
409273
Nothing to do about your penis, but maybe wear something that doesn't expose it, and see how she feels then. if all ehse fails, get another gf.
482831
as a guy , i never talk about how big my dick is..\n\ni prefer girls to discover it..\n\ntalking is nothing..
892889
Seriously, why not just tell her the truth?  Just say something like 'lucky for you I don't have a girlfriend.... yet.  Maybe you can help me out *wink*'  Im the type of girl that likes to flirt but if I know a guy has a girlfriend I won't even think about dating him.  If I know he's single maybe I'll get lucky...
431608
You just gotta tell her.  If she does it then let her know you enjoy it.  If she is shy about it then just let her move at her own pace.
577069
What's big to you? Im only 8inches long with about 7inches girth....is that big? Anyways, the reason for telling is because  i do not THINK or KNOW i have a big cock, but i do get told i do. Now in bed i've heard girls say what u have said, but they say im different cause i use my hips and im alot more active. I just feel u cant just stick it in and move lil bit, u gotta go to work! lol So, not all guys with big cocks are lazy!
326005
say that his dick wasnt large enugh