Whats the funnniest or weirdest thing that ever happened to you?
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These are orinally said by a person, who was very poor in his early days and later became rich.  He build is own college, and managed to speak some English.  These are few lines said by him \n\nAbout his family :\n>--------------------\n>\n>* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) -> I think this happened in VIT !!\n>\n># At the ground :\n>-----------------\n>\n>* All of you, stand in a straight circle.\n>\n>* There is no wind in the balloon.\n>\n>*The girl with the mirror please come here...{Meaning girl with specs).\n>\n># To a boy, angrily :\n>---------------------\n>\n>* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?\n>\n># Giving a punishment :\n>-----------------------\n>\n>* You, rotate the ground four times...\n>\n>* You, go and under-stand the tree...\n>\n>* You three of you, stand together separately.\n>\n>* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)\n>\n># Sir at his best :\n>---------------\n>\n>Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"\n>\n>Inside the Class :\n>----------------\n>\n>* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.\n>\n>* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.\n>\n>* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.\n>\n>* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor\n>\n>* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )\n>\n>* Both of u three, get out of the class.\n>\n>* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today .\n>\n>* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....\n>\n>* Take 5 cm wire of any length....\n>\n>********************\n>\n> Once he had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).\n>\n>This is the way his english will be but let me tell u some of the dialogues heard during the college day 2001 -\n>"This college strict u the worry no ... u get good marks, i the happy, tomorrow u get good job, i am  the happy, tomorrow u marry i enjoy"\n>\n>st joseph freshyears day 2003 -\n>\n>"No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police.\n\nHope i get 10 points
558678
the weirdest sex i have had was when i was having sex with my girlfriend and when we finished i went outside to the rest room you know to wash off when suddenly her mother burst in the bathroom. So there i was with my thing hanging out and she keep looking at me and you know what happen next.
502992
Mine was ONE particular event. I came home from work, and she had moved out, and moved in with another guy! All in the same day!!
522563
On this sunday, it was my cousin sis's marriage. There I saw one gal continuously starring at me. I too started starring at her, coz she was so hot. Later I asked my cousin bro. about that gal. He told me that she's my cousin sis. I've never seen her before.\nSo it was the funniest thing happened to me.
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Mine has got to be when the most handsome ski trainer chose me to go with him on the ski lift..LOL!!!!\nWas only 7 years old then..hehehee..it was during the annual the ski trip and 1st of all my team got that most gorgeous teacher..next..he picked ME!!! So happy back then..hahahahaha...very very silly to think of it now!!~\n\n^_^
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The coolest thing ever happened!!
239829
My husband and I had a blast on our honeymoon.  We were jumping on our bed doing tricks like a trampoline.  Then we had this basket of fruit and stuff that we didn't plan on eating so we decided to see how much it would splatter when dropped from 3 stories up.  Just so happened that the parking lot out back had just been resurfaced.  So there were no cars out there.  We started placing bets and tossing.  We laughed so hard.  We did clean up a majority of the mess when we were done.  It would've been obvious where it all came from.  It was so much fun.
930125
I think thats so funny! My fr4iend sent that to me and i said it and laughed for like 10 minutes.
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hell yeah! hah-\n\na couple of days ago, it was time for phys ed. i was walking with some friends, and then in the changing room, i tripped over one's foot - that lead to me falling, smashing into a locker, my gym bag flew away, and my shoes went soaring. my knapsack completely broke my fall, though. but man, i was lying on the ground for about a minute laughing HARD.\n\noh god i love when that happens.
408812
Thats wierd. My friend let me hear some Hellfeild the other day to see what i thought and i really liked it. How random is that?\nAll the best\nMitch
337892
to tell you the truth i think its alittle weird but really funny at the same time
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The best one I ever pulled was in high school.  I still laugh today although I could have gotten in big trouble.  I like to go all the way.  \nI went to the bus stop crying and my friend asked me what was the matter.  I told her that my dad went away for the weekend and I accidently burned down the house.  I was really histerical.  At first they were skeptical but I kept on until they really started to believe.  Ooops! forgot to say April Fool!  At school word got around how I burned down the house and my dad was away and he doesn't know.  By the end of the day the principal called an assembly in the Gym.  I had no clue.  They had done everything so quietly.  Well the principal made this big speech about how she was so proud to be apart of this school and she loved how everyone came together and then she called my name out and told me to come to the front.  She went on to say that everyone heard about my situation and there wasn't one person in the whole school except me that contributed some money to help me.  She said that they had collected $1,000 dollars and she was only sorry that she couldn't do more.  I was so embarrassed.  How was I going to tell everyone that I was April fooling.  I didn't know what to say.  After a few long seconds I finally managed to blurt out the whole story in tears.  I was apologizing over and over again when all of a sudden the principal hugged me and said\nAPRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  she later said she had called and checked it out and found out that it had to be a prank so she thought she would follow along a turn it around on me and teach me a lesson.
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One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
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There is some thing so wrong with you dude, but that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. Never mind the points thanks for a hell of a good laugh.
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security guard on a campus in Arizona... I'm not big, and i couldn't stop laughing throughout my shifts and while i searched people... It looked and felt funny !!! LOL\n\nP.S. I'm not American...
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I went with a bunch of friends and my friend grabbed my arm in stead of the arm rest when that happened, and we both jumped. It was so funny. The guys we were with laughed at us afterwards. It was great.
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Mine was in Jr.High, I think I was thirteen. Anyways, I was in the bathroom, skipping Math class and my best friend walked in and I just started staring at her and then she slammed me up against the wall and kissed me. I've gotta say that was the best thing that's ever happened to me, cuz if it hadn't I wouldn't be engaged to the woman of my dreams,