Husband comes home early  to find his  wife in bed with a traveling salesman.......?
408893
very funny made me laugh for the first time this week! I know you didn't ask for a ratiing but I will give it an 9.5. :)
689280
You have to go to all the Airlines' office and check the menifest of the passengers, who boarded the flights. You should also tell them, when you suspect your wife to have left the country. It is a big job.
941581
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules: \n\n"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" \n\nHis new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that I have rules too. There will be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not..."
26696
You and your wife should see a counsler because something is not right in the marriage.For Real!!!!!
381186
If my husband doesn't come home for a week without a valid reason then he is a dead man. But I will calmly accept him maybe he was stuck in an elevator or had an accident and couldn't call or could be in a coma in a hospital somewhere. You should be worried really before you jump to conclusion, know the reason first.
352674
Welcome to the world of liars and cheats.  They will tell you anything to get you in bed.  How their wives don't understand them, how horrible she is and they have no intentions of ever leaving their wives.  Take this as a lesson learned and leave married men where they belong, with their wives.
754781
oh. the same sh*** again and again. A woman likes a man and says his wife or gf isn't good enough.. doesn't deserve him and can't make him happy as much as she would have! You disgust me! why are you talking to him on the phone in the first place?? and how come there s nothing sexual while you are hoping to get him as soon as you can?\neither his wife is a good person while you are the bad one here, or he s just telling these stories to get your sympathy..use his misery as an excuse to sleep with you, and in that case both of you are sh** and the wife, again, is the only good person in this story.
465897
When her husband walks into the room!
637003
with a man, a bed, and a condom
246861
your husband sounds like a loser\ni think you need to leave him for someone who will come home to you
682994
If he's a good guy, he treats her with respect, is honest with her at all times, considers her needs before his own and values her opinion.\n\nThe bedroom stuff is a by-product of mutual physical attraction, and has little to do with how a relationship actually works.\n\nI've been married for 9 years, and I'm as in love with my wife now, as I was on the day we met.\n\nSex is over-rated, trust and honesty are the key.
44019
is there someone else in bed with you?
420618
No they work together but you he loves and comes home to.\n\nHe surely brags about his wife they our just making a friendly work place thats all you will be able to tell us men cannot hind things like that its shows in or eyes ,voice and the way we change.
1117418
Have you seen the man in my picture? He's mine and have been for the last 13 years. Everyone tells me my husband is hot. And he's a good provider and family man to boot. How lucky am I, he's what have been turning me on for the last decade plus. My hubby is a tiger in bed, a cheetah on the track and a gentleman at all times.
1043033
Ew...I think he's just a big cheese. Who really says things like that without underlying meanings? He's probably just trying to get laid. And I agree with the lady who posted first, I am kind of offended that that is how he described the work we do. My marriage is more like a  partnership where we share all of the responsibilities whether it be child-rearing, house-cleaning, or working. I don't like being described as someone whp has the dinner on the table by five o'clock and has the kids bathed so my husband doesn't have to do a thing to help. That's just ridiculous.
631627
it sounds like hes kind of immature or set in his ways, talk to him about it, and if doesnt see that it bothers you, cut your losses....or else get a room with two beds for the honeymoon
161247
You need to let her know about this!!!\nTell her man and you will not risk having to come home one evening and see that she has sold your furniture for a script. \n\nHave an intervention and get her help.