I was born in the 6th month of '66, since I'm going to hell, should I be buried in a pair of Bermuda shorts?
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Isn't Hell bad enough without you wearing Bermuda shorts?
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buried with silver wings on my chest, but in the leaning rest? not sure if I would go through with that one.\nand put some speakers by my head, \nI'll rock the world of the living dead.
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he shouldn't wear sandals. he needs something to cover the ugly nail hole on his feet from his last crucifix. Lets get him a pair of steel-toe Doc. Marten boots.
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you will have a horrible slow death you asshole\n\nDont diss Jesus, he died for your idiotcy so you could be free of sin and you dont believe in God, God is my homey, you are a piece of shit dude.
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umm, yes. Every single day. I'm an internet junkie. It's like a train of thought.....jump from this to that and then before you know it your answering questions about silly things that everyone knows the answer to anyway....bye the way....Remember silly puddy?? I used to love that stuff, copied the comics with it. OH yeah, I just loved Calvin & Hobbes in the comics. Miss them. I miss my old dog, Shelby, too. She passed from cancer. I'm a Cancer. My birthday's coming right up in July, man I'm getting old......what was the question?
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I'm going to oblivion, because heaven and hell are already here. I guess if I were going to a beautiful meadow or a lovely beach that could be heaven. Hell would be going to a never-ending staff meeting.
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I'm 'fraid so unless otherwise requested. They actually put pantyhose on my mother-in-law. I want to be in my jammies and then cremated just to be sure I don't spend eternity in pantyhose.
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No i dont think so. I can wear some short shorts, and its just style. it dosent interfere with my relationship with God
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What about it? Who cares what happened in schools 40 years ago. God gives us a chance to live another day: TODAY,NOT YESTERDAY. Don't spend your life being stuck in a time warp. LIVE FOR TODAY!.
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Not really. My faith in Jesus is keeping me strong. In any case, this date happened already in history...6/6/1906, 6/6/1806...get the drift?
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This is simply something you are focusing on right now.  It is kinda fun.  Actually I figured out a long time ago that I don't wear briefs or boxers.  I got shorts, and pick shorts without any liner.  That way I can be comfortable in most any situation and any time.\n\nWhen our tools do their thing, so what.  Just stay comfortable in that the shorts you wear are enough that nothing embarrassing may happen for you.  Be proud of who you are.  Be proud of what you have.
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Good for you.....too bad you just missed Friday the 13th in October!\n\nJust one thing though.  Please do not camp out ON a grave.  It's not even recommended to walk on them!   Try to think of it as being respectful, okay?\n\nOh, yeah, and watch for cops.  Even if you're not doing anything wrong, they'll break it up and make you move along, or worse, drag you home.\n\nBut I'm really glad you guys made it through the night!
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Nope.I've been a Christian for 22 years and I make sure I go to a Church where we can wear shorts and Ts,and tennies.Calvary Chapels are good for that.Plus they are great churches.
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hmm... easy answer... nope.  I think you should stay as you are.  It's obvious Christ worked in your life in an awesome way.  God's blessings to you:)
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Cool.  You're 18 now.  But you were a player "years ago."  When would that have been, exactly?  When you were a fetus?
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I know exactly how you feel. I have the same problem.  I even think about waking up for the cremation and feeling the heat.  Maybe these situations are what hell is.  Then when I began to have faith in the Lord, I now want to be cremated because I can't afford to be buried. My boyfriend would go broke and lose our house.  I think about things like that.  I don't want to be a burden on anyone.....)(
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If Yahoo Massenger is facing a problem u please have a heart. Its in Bible to help someone facing problems. Express some sympathy and yesss dont foget to wear black in case it expires