found body in backyard.Thinking about keeping it around for awhile for fun; but WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT THE SMELL?
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This is reallly funny stuff! I love how u "found" the body.. I would suggest is something that you might not be familar with so I will go into some detail.. \n\nFirst get a shovel and dig a hole..\n\nSecond put the body in the hole..\n\nThird put the dirt back in the hole covering the body..\n\nand if u ever want to check it out again, just dig the body up! You can even put a marker of some sort over the spot where u buried the body!
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Set some ground pepper around their area and they'll stay in...if you want to kill them I swear by Windex or if you have a baby and worry about fumes try pure vinegar and it'll work, too!
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Probe the sofa crevices.  That'll usually do it.  If not you still find neat stuff.
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Take one of those urinal air fresheners and put it in the sprinkler head in the shower (or you could substitute bouillon cubes beef or chicken your choice and then they get a soup shower).\n\nTake a soap box (ya know the boxes that contain a single bar of soap?) and punch a bunch of holes in it with a hole puncher. Find some fresh dog crap and put it in the box. Once you get to school or work tape the thing up under someones desk that you want to prank. Every once in a while a slight draft will cause the odor to be smelled and they will periodically check their shoes and the back of their As* to see if they sat or stepped on something. I got a million of em.
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Hoo-ray! A mort. question! It depends:\n\nWhere on you did it fall? Did it fall on your head only? On the mid-section of your body only?\nHead/face wounds, while daunting, are not impossible. I once saw a fellow with a crushed face, (pedestrian vs. tractor), but thanks to hours of work on the part of the mortician, the person was made viewable. Accidents happen every day but unless the body is in so many pieces as to be placed in a show box, viewing can be made possible. The key is TIME. \n\nThe real kicker is how long would your body be out there in the woods under that tree. Is it hot or cold on that fatal day? Raining or sunshine? The conditions around the body and how long the body is left in said conditions have a huge effect on the rate of decomp. There's the kicker, decomp. If the body has reached the level of being bloated, darkened and fly-blown, it will be closed cakset time. \nWhich is not to say that nothing wil be done for you. Unless your family opts for direct creamation, if there is to be any service at all with the body present, the mortician will still treat the remains so as to try and avoid the horrible odors that come of decomp. \n\nSo, your best bet my tree fallen friend for an open casket service,is for someone to come upon your squashed remains within hours of the mishap. \n\nNow, would you like a metal casket or a wooden one? 18 gauge, 20 gauge? You need to be thinking of these things.
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My suggestions: Invite your neighbors over for lunch, or out on a picnic, and tell them your concerns. Ask them what they would do in your situation. Try to make it as friendly and non-combative as possible. \n\nPlant hedges along the fence, or better yet, flowers bushes. The hedge alone would deflect a lot of the odor. Night-blooming jasmine grows around my bedroom window. It's delicious. \n\nGet an air purifier to use near your bed. That would help a lot.\n\nPut a fan in or near your window, blowing out. Spray Arm & Hammer's air freshener around your window.\n\nLast but not least, be glad you have five dogs nearby to help protect your property. You'll never know, but their presence may have saved your family from burglaries, rape, even murder. \n\nYou sound like a patient person. Just give a little, compromise where you can. And good luck.
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yeah, call the city or animal control and they should send someone out to take care of it.\ni would say take care of it yourself, but everyone's all hyped up about bird flu--so just be safe...definitely don't just let it rot out on your lawn.
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Try sprinkling it well with baking soda, give it a few hours, or wait overnight, then vacume it out. \n     Putting a box of baking soda in your frig also keep odors out.
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I know this is a sensative topic.. the hunters in my family, bring some sort of jar/can with a lid... just pee in the jar, close it and so be it.. no smell to attract or repel the deer.
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Place it in an asbestos sleeve...that should cool it off for a while so it doesn't burn a hole in your pocket.  :)
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Wash that stack of clothes in the corner!(just kidding) There is probably a leak somewhere. If it is they are attracked to the moisture from the leak or mold. You can line the edge of the outside wall with lime or salt.
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Try poison, there are kinds sold now, so they won't smell when they die.
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Garden hose...turn it on full...use lots of soap.
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Take the property address and got the county recorder's office to do the research.  You should be able to find out there if it is in fact private property.  Just because something is open to the public doesn't make it public property.  Besides, trying to gather signatures on at a cemetery were people have come to grieve and bury their dead is rude and disrespectful.
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well, i would definately call the police or something if i was not worried about getting shot in the face...but what you could do is call the fire department and say your smelling strange odors and think it maybe carbon monoxide and the fire department will come to your home/apt to do tests and maybe while they are their you could be like, im scared of druggies below me and stuff...
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Call the city to have them pick it up. You could take it to a dump. Good luck.
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SEND IT TO THE RECYCLING BIN\nHAVE A GREAT DAY