Can I get romance from a fart?
414458
No...but like romance it can leave you empty and feeling uncomfortable.
99809
I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
813860
yes farting is natural out bodies do it at the most awkward times.\nAlthough if someone has a farting problem that just stinks out the office..  Sometimes subtle hints help.\nLike wow that was a little smelly mate. mind opening some windows.. or asking for some spray to go around the office.\n\nIf these don't help then you will have to be forward.. \nLook mate..  these farts are starting to make me feel ill.. can  you move away when know your going to release one.\nor go to the toilet, Ask are you taking anything for it.\nbeing forward might make them feel awkward but also bringing it to there attention that its becoming a problem is the best.
343084
A liquified fart is called diarrhea. It won't light, but it'll put out the match you're using!
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
528853
Each and every fart is unique. Dont be bothered about the length. Instead measure fart with the pleasure...
684963
you fart in a baloon and pop it in her face
1047811
Wouldn't air be a certain kind of gas?! Anyway, you are right, it's just air, not a fart.\n\nThe sound may be the same and it can be embarassing during or after sex, because the guy may think you just farted, but I think this is quite normal.
538227
Lots of protein in your diet will cause you to fart a lot. Eggs have tons of protein. So, maybe.
698730
Now this is what I call a proper question\nOf course everyone does, even posh people.\nI bet the Queen keeps a secret diary\nIn a few year time the Queen mothers diaries will reveal her grading of wartime farts (dried egg played havoc with the royal bowels I'm told by a reliable witness)\nThere's an old Icelandic saying that all men (and woman) love the smell of there own farts.\nMagnus Magnusson is never happier than when his large intestine is wreaking havoc.\nLets have more flatulence questions \nP.s. Heinz vegetable soup does it for me, only yesterday morning when I awoke the duvet was on the ceiling
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Guess its a decent way to get rid of 'used' girl friends.. The next time u see her.. dont forget to close ur nose.\nINSULT TO INJURY.. EH.\nI basically love insulting girls.. But i should warn you, If you try to control farting.. the gas will stay in ur tummy and come out thru your mouth some day :-) really!!!!\nJust imagine.....\neh.... ah... uh... ouch..... (barfing here)!!!
984145
a fart and a lighter comes to mind . . .
1147260
sounds like a trip to the ER to me. You don't need axe deoderant to get a good flame. The methane from the fart will do that.
960984
How's that poem go....\n\n"Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal."\n\nBut that doesn't really apply to the question, here.  It's the quality, not the quantity, of the effusion, that's been enquired of.  I can't give specifics, but I have had some good imported beers that imparted to my farts a piquant, fruity smell...but I don't recall the brands.
224016
don't worry about it just fart
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
1146278
Not ashamed to admit I saved a few farts in my time. yes you can save a fart and it does light on fire when exposed to flame. the problem lies when you want to add a second fart to the jar as it lets out the first one. a man could be rich if he invented a 2 stage fart jar and sold it to spencers gifts. it would have to be made with some sort of vaccum device and an airlock chamber.\nI would also add a chemical that reacts to methane gas turning it a certain green color green is the color of choice for farts i think but yellow might be good also. just think of the ramifications maybe even a chewing gum that can react to methane and when you fart it gives off a colored vaporius cloud how cool would that be we could make millions! muuuhaaaaaa! a billion dollars!