mmozlim_on_crank... Part  Three.?
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Is there a question in there somewhere?
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Uh, in the third tri-mester?  I'm having a hard time figuring out when pri - mortal begins?  Conception?  Third trimester?  Birth?  Geez, this is a toughie.  Why, I'll wager there are lots of folks debating this topic all over the world.
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As salaam au alaikum. Okay, so this year at ISNA, one of my missions is to drive the macking into total remission. The way I, or shall I say we, will do this is by creating ISNA secret forces: the anti-mack. We will flog those who mack with wet noodles. J/K. No violence. But EXTREME embarrasment will be our form of torture for the mackers. Mackers watch out: those who desire to be of aid, post :)
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this is the third time I have seen this question
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http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2372/is_3_39/ai_94130318/pg_4
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At the bar:\n(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)\nAzrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?\nHm. Well I do.\n(shoots bartender with uzi)
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No, please always keep an open mind. Don't become a brainwashed lunatic.\n\nI like how mainworry's okay with it in part 1 but not part 2 : )
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is awesome and amazing!!!! blink rule!!!!! boxcarracer@famous.as if that still works you can email travis or tom!!!
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http://www.funology.com/boredombusters/bb014.htm
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Show a floating ring gear assembly and ask how clean free energy can be produced from it. If you are smart and belive in God and Jesus, you will be allowed to see how it works. It has taken me over thirty years to see the final answer, but it was worth the pursuit. Upon seeing and understanding how it works, the rush is on as to who first presents it to the rest of the world in a working model. May you be a person of God and Jesus and then you will see how it is built. Trust me, it can be done. Dave.
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Greetings my sister. I am Daniker, warrior prince of the Shedi people. The dark forces of Amaya are regrouping for the final conflagration (as foretold in the Second Book of Shymon). Our task, which is of great immediacy, is to muster all our allies to defend the Sacred Light and Truth, and to defeat the evil Amaya once and for all. Be in contact with me soon, and alert all the righteous ones.
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Oh my god totally. Can you pick me up though cause I pawned my ride for more meth? Please I will totally share with you? We can use this old Bible I found for rolling papers for our weed. It works great!
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I thought we were only allowed a certain number of characters with which to spew our idiocy across the proverbial cosmos. Aparently that doesn't apply to those who worship those who steal other peoples "wastes." What was the juxtaposition of the question? Did your "profet" take a hit to the neck region? Or does hitting people in the neck region forcibly convert them from Judaism to Islam. An event similar to the medical event of "fast detoxification under anesthetics" only this ones for your soul. I gift myself two points.
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1.   Wyatt Says:\n      October 14th, 2004 at 1:54 pm\n\n      What is a liturgical kite? Is it the close cousin of a (Tibetan) prayer wheel?\n   2. matthew Says:\n      October 14th, 2004 at 4:41 pm\n\n      i think i may have seen one of these tawdry little devices once. it was a very long flexible pole to the end of which was attached a little plastic bird cut-out. sort of a holy spirit ona stick, i guess. i was nauseated at the sight of it. i presume it was the brain-child of the kind of charismatically inclined christian that thinks anything having even the faintest association with the holy spirit is to be ipso facto affirmed and employed.\n\nLeave a Reply
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Ahhhh, lovely.  This could easily be added to the Javacrucian rituals we already practice.\n\nAt last!  Praise to the Bar of Mars! We have found what was lacking, and all our hopes have been restored!\n\nYou have done a wondeful thing here, by providing us with a second verse, after the Most Holy Sacred and Efficacious Javacrucian Chant:\n\n"It is by Caffeina alone\nthat I set my mind in motion.\nBy the Beans of Java,\nmy thoughts aquire speed.\nThe hands aquire the shakes,\nthe shakes become a warning.\nIt is by Caffeina alone\nthat I set my mind in motion…"
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Excuse me but dont come on my board and make little threats to me about violation lol im very aware of the protocol of yahoo.\nYou dont have to respond just shows your acting like a dumb cult member lol. I know how cults work and i know also about egyptain Gods that are very alive in your church because of y our Joseph smith so if you want to make this a debate cool im ready for the challenge are you.