What is the best your mom joke?
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yo momma is so fat, she don`t skinny dip.. she chunky dunks!
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Yo momma is so stupid, the bitch went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.\n\nYo momma is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.\n\nYo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of gas.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, the bitch bought a glass door with a peep hole.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, they had to tie pork chops around her neck when she was little so that way the dog could play with her.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, that when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, that she got fired from a blowjob.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a urine test.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that when I have sex with her, I have to slap her on the knee and ride the wave in.\n\nYo momm is so nasty, she was fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinkin on the job.\n\nHope these are what you are looking for.  Good Luck.
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.\n\nShe says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.\n\nMakes you sound like ignorant White trash.\n\n\nHere is a regular joke for you.\n\n\nMarriage & Manners\n\nThis is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.\n\nThe only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.  \nThe noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. \n\nEvery morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. \n\nHe told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.\n\nShe told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.\n\nThe years went by and he continued to rip them out!\n\nThen one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl \nwhere she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. \n\nShe took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic \nwaistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.\n\nSome time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.  \n\nThe wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! \nAfter years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. \n\nAbout twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.  \n\nShe bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.   \n\nHe said, "Honey, you were right.  All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".   \n\n"What do you mean?" asked his wife.\n\n"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.\nBut by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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I love yo mamma jokes!  Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show?  It's so funny. \n\nHere's my choice joke;\n\nYo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white\ngloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
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A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider." \n\nLOL
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marie: my mom is way prettier than you\njennie: then where did your looks come from?\n\n_______________________________________________________\n\nkaylin: i don't know what sucks more...your mom or her mouth!\n\nolivia: you could judge that.\n____________________________________________________________\n\nriana: what do you get when you kill susan?\nsusan: uhh...\nriana: a happier life!
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i don't have all of 'em, but i do have a few funny ones. yo' mama is so fat:\n1. when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world\n 2.when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out\n3. when i slapped her thigh, i rode the waves and went bye-bye\n\ngo to http://ahajokes.com or http://yomama.com for a complete list
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
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Ask you mom and your grandmother!
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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Brilliant joke you are very funny!
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YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE CAN'T PAY ATTENTION.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE FARTS SPAM.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE PEE'S CANOLA OIL.
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"\n\nGrandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all! day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."\n\nGrandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.\n\nThe little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"\n\nThe little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."\n\nThe minister fainted...
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money\nYo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\nJust a few :)
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yo mamma so fat she irons her pants on the drive way\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\nYo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. \nYo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. \n\nYo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.