How long was the longest fart you ever let out?
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
1118771
I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
595529
My farts once blew up an off shore oil rig. That wasnt funny i can tell you.
354062
if you fart continuously for 8 years, you can create energy enough to make an atomic bomb. So if everybody farted, it would be like a few atomic bombs exploding.
221992
I'm in a elevator and someone farts,there is no escape!HELP!
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
1166731
holy crap that is long
195697
I've been with my fiance for 2 years and we still don't fart in front of each other.. we do on accident sometimes. but we just laugh at each other. But never have we just ripped one just because we had to.
418925
About 40 to 50 times I think. One day I noted down the number I farted and counted 49.
175167
I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
271404
a really long freaking time, hahaha
39780
i know a joke about fart and burp...\n\na burp iz a fart that took the elavator..\n\nso to answer your very interesting question ....\n\ni think if u swallow a burp...that meens that the elevator broke down.\nin consequence: the farts ,that would have used the elevator if it wasn't ruined by u, would create a crisis , revolution in your body ...so that the bathroom would get to be the best place 2 stay for a few hours so that other people wouldn't kick u out because of the stink...\ndid u get my ideea...?:))
774965
The absolutely MOST rancid thing I've ever smelled came about when we left a trash can uncovered outside during the rain.  The trash can had about 1 foot of dirt and dead plants at the bottom, then a little bit of food/kitchen trash.   \nSo it rained and the water went in the trash can, then it SAT.  Still for like 7 days.  The small became absolutely PUTRID and RANCID. It felt as though the smell was "louder" and you could smell it from 20 feet away!
471325
I don't think I've ever farted before "doing the do". I cannot recall farting after "doing the do". However, I have  farted in the middle of "doing the do".  He went down on my, I knew I had to fart and thought I could hold it. That was not the case. As soon as I hit that big "O" I lost all control and BAM...farted right on his chin. I started laughing so hard and I had one of those laughing farts..you know the kind where your fart is the same rhythm as your laughter. He finished "doing the do" and I had the giggles the whole time. I farted one other time, but it was just a little pffft.
1041063
i fart and then i share...