DID YOU KNOW MALE 26VIGINIA IS NOW SWEETS for sweets?
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And I'd give it more than a 50% chance that you are too?
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there' s story about a guy who went to the doctor one time saying that everytime he watches a porno film his dick and balls turn orange. the doctor recommended that he stop eating cheetos while watching a porno flick. \nwhat have you been eating lately and make sure that you wash your hands...
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Male = Viagra.\n\nFemale = Fake it.
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I believe he's got them on right now. I have watched him before grabbing at his crouch and backside. I think it must really turn the girly man on.
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no im still single.  im always looking for a honey to smash a 6 with though.  contact me and thank you for your support.
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LOL.  I needed a smile.  finally a guy who gets it!  \n\nBTW, Arizona Peach Tea is yummy! \n\nYes, females could rule the world if more of them would realize it.  We are taught to be submissive to men. Although, I have learned the trick to make my man do WHATEVER I want him to AND he thinks it's his idea!  \n\nWe already own most of the world...90% of your money (men spend money to impress girls) and we own 100% of your P*SSY!
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We don't celebrate mens birthdays in this country anymore! It is a new fem law,did`nt you here?
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Guys love food. Bake cookies, pumpkin bread, make candy in chocolate molds, etc.
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Pineapples and pineapple juice (when eaten prior to intercourse) are proven to make a woman more, ahem. . .edible.  I doubted this til I tried it.  The result was sweet. . .literally.
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ya what ever... you are the one who said yes to that nasty 26 yearold guy... i thought you were 8...lol get a life
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I'm laughing at the answer above me. Where did you get this information?  It actually lists his sexual orientation?!  Who cares, no need to share.
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You're being a naughty boy now!
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Erection of the male organ !
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your sub-concience is substituting sperm for chocolate. just go get laid.
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I'm Ms. Clause.. i'm not 23, but 19.. Mr. Clause is my dad, and my mom's not 23 either.. she's 40... so if you'd like to date her go ahead, but why settle for a snack when you can have the buffet?? lol..
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Ummmm Yes baby. they are for you! But guess what? I am not giving it to you until you grow up..... I have some nice little kisses with me, some almond bites, big cadburies, sweet perkies, the whole family pack of Kitkat, M&M's for babies like you, crunchy twists, guote gruts , tasty lemon flappers, cute little rosdofs, and honey filled tostos...Want some? Would give you on your birthday!