Hey, does any1 have any hilarious/ original yo momma jokes?
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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I love yo mamma jokes!  Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show?  It's so funny. \n\nHere's my choice joke;\n\nYo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white\ngloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
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Yo mama has\nYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.\n\nYo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.\n\nYo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.\n\nYo mama has one hand and a Clapper.\n\nYo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.\n\nYo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.\n\nYo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.\n\nYo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.\n\nYo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.\n\nYo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.\n\nYo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!\n\nYo mama has three fingers and a banjo.\n\nYo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.\n\nYo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.\n\nYo mama has a wooden leg with branches.\n\nYo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
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No one can top your yo momma jokes. Good one. Thanks and keep posting more.
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i hope this joke can make you laugh\n\nA little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.\nThe son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"\n\nThe mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."\n\n"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.\n\n"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.\n\n"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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i would say nuthing because it's just like a joke.\n\nyo mama is so fat when she goes on the weigh it said to be continued.\n\n\nYo Mama So Ugly...\n\nshe put the Boogie man outta business.\n\nshe make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt\n\nwhen she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."\n\nwhen she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'\n\nshe looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!\n\nminutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said, "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."\n\nthey push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.\n\nwhen they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!\n\nyer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...\n\nshe put Marilyn Manson out of business.\n\nshe was a guard at Snake Mountain\n\nthey knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...\n\neven Harry Knowles refused to date her.\n\nthey embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!\n\nshe gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.\n\nTony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.\n\nyou papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.\n\nshe scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.\n\nwe had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.\n\nI heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.\n\nher shadow gave up.\n\npeople at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...\n\nher mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.\n\nwhen born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.\n\nhotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.\n\ninstead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.\n\nthey gave her a middle name...'accident'.\n\nshe fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.\n\nwhen she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!\n\neven Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...\n\nwhen she was born the Doc smacked her face.\n\nYou mama so Ugly that she's got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her...
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes
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yo mamas so stupid, she tried to put the MnMs in alphabetical order.\nyo mamas so fat, when she tried to go on a cruise, the whole ship sank.\nyo mamas so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone  company\nyo mamas so stupid, the only thing seperating her and the UPS man was the door\nyo mamas so stupid, on a job application, under "Sex" she put "Yes, please"\nyo mamas so stupid, her shirt had to say "TGIF" or This Goes In Front, \nor with shoes "Toes Go In Front\nyo mamas so stupid, she tried to go in to an NC-17 movie, and they wouldnt let her, so she went home and brought back 16 friends\nyo mamas so stupid, she wanted to see how much a Big Mac weighed, so she ate it and stepped on the scale
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Well I am not going to tell you I think it is funny cause I absolutely hate Yo momma jokes of any kind.\nI guess it is because I am a momma and I had a momma and I don't think it is funny when somebody runs down somebodies Else's momma.\nWhy can't they run down their dogs or something like that, you know your cat or dog is so stupid it runs away when you say come her, junk like that.\nI think I know why they don't, it is because men are the ones who came up with the smacks to mom and they had rather smack mom as their stupid dogs. If anybody says something about their dogs, they are peeoooed but about their wife,sister, or momma  they laugh their butts off. And you don't run down their rides either or they are peeoooed.\nMen are strange critters don't ya know!
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.\nYo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.\nYo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.\nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.\nYo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.\nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.\nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.\nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass.\nYo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.\nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"\nYo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.\nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!\nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.\nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.\nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.\nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.\nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow, rain coat someone yelled taxi.\n\nYo momma is so fat, she stands in two different time zones.\n\nYo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some\n\nYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n\nYo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton\n\n\nHope u like them
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Yo mama...\nso stupid, she tried to put skittles and m&m's in alphabetical order and failed\n\nso fat, when she walked in front of the tv, we missed 3 episodes of sesame street\n\nso stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nso stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nso stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nso stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nso stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nso stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.\n\nso stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."\n\nso fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nso fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nso fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nso fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nso fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.\n\nso fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nso poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"\n\nAnd my personal favorite:\nYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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great idea....maybe next we can post jokes about your mom...
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade, yo mama teeth so yellow when she walks into church the choir starts to sing let it shine, let it shine, let it shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! yo mama so fat it took me 4 trains, 3 bus and 1 truck to get on her good side. yo moma so fat when she went on the scale it said to be continued............ yo moma so fat when she step on a dollar she made change. yo moma house so small,when we order a large size pizza, we gat to eat it outside. yo moma so fat she had to wear plastic bag for church shoes. yo moma so fat i thought she was on slimfast.
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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Yo momma so fat, she uses asian girls for chopsticks!\n\nSorry, saw the id and couldnt resist :)