Know any good insults?
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No matter how much weight i gain or loose u'll always b an ugly looser whose "friends" only stick around 4 da free food........  If i throw a stick, will u leave?..........just a second, i'm tryin to imagine u wif a personality........I'm not your type, i'm not inflatable...... You!Get off my planet.......... oh dear! one more village missing its idiot. I think u should go bak to them now...........much can b accomlpished with a smile.more can be accomplished with a smile and a gun.......You were born naked,wet and hungry, then things got worse...........Weneva u open ur mouth its only to change whicheva foot ws already in there.........since i last saw u you had reached rock bottom and hav now started digging..........u r depriving a village somewhere of an idiot...........y dnt u go eat sum grass?thats wat cows do isn't it?!
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Found a few things for ya .. http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/  .. also .. (copied from the site and links placed below) .. Dictionaries of slang and swear words\nI had a problem these days because I didn't know the meaning of a swear word and asked what the word meant, but some people complained. After that incident I searched for some help and found it on Urban Dictionary. It is a slang dictionary with thousands of words and growing. But I searched for more and found The Alternative English Dictionary - Slang, profanities, insults and vulgarisms from all the world. A nice place to find not so nice words, it has a a PDF version, useful for vacations.\n\nAnd there is more: a swearsaurus: The Art of Insults. Offensive jokes, an insulting slang dictionary, the world's largest multilingual swearing archive of 165 languages, random insult generators - you'll find them all here. I took a look on Brazilian Portuguese Language Swear Words page and I had some surprises. I didn't know many of the words and expressions of the list and I can't use most of them, because they are too rude for my taste, even when I'm very angry. I tried also the Portuguese Language Swear Words list but didn't find some of my favourite expressions (no, I won't write them here).\n\nPosted by Bibi at August 14, 2005 07:30 PM in Language
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dont insult people that are retarded like that
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Going out on a limb here... You could try\n\n"I hate you"\n\nI don't know if you'll get your point across, though. Good luck!
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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Make like a goalie and drop it\nmake like a politician and lie\nmake like the wind and blow\nmake like a fire and go out\nmake like a really serious answer on Yahoo answers and be ignored\n\nOK these are crap but what do you expect from me? witty remarks?
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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holy crap\noh my f***in god\ngod damn\n \nwhat more do ya want, there's so many cuss words in the english language its hilarious
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Try Altavista or this other one:\nhttp://www.altavista.com/\nhttp://www.altavista.com/\nhttp://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/
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"Meg can be Boss hog, and chris can be anus!"\n"Enis"\n"whatd I say?"\n"anus"
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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Drop the ghetto slang, speak with confidence and clarity, Ask your questions and ignore the people who want to insult you.\n(report abuse really works) and people will respect you.\n{Here and in the real world}
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the insults & reporting. :) lol, well, when people report me or questions i like
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shame yours were the best........\nYahoo should do a minute silence because no laughs will be about now!!!!
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http://www.rotten.com (Warning though, maybe highly offensive
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making fun of something that exists
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"finally got broom out of my heine"\n"still pissed i got no package"\n"looking 4 talent"\n"ugly,but look at what makeup can do !"\n"can't even hold a skateboard under my arm"