What 4 celebrities would you like to smack in the face with a shovel?... and why.?
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None, I don't believe in violence, and God would not do it so i wouldn't either. WWJD - What Would Jesus Do
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ROB A BANK!!!!! ROB A GAS STATION!!!!!! ROB A STORE!!!!!!! ROB 4 MORE BANKS!!!!! Eat lunch then ROB 5 MORE BANKS!!!! Oh yeah, I WOULD ALSO HAVE SEX WITH BRAD PITT AND ALL THE OTHER HOT MALE STARS AND MAYBE SOME OF THE FEMALES. lol I’m straight but keira knightley is hot!! lol
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Actually ANYBODY rather than that blond guy!Haven't met anyone who liked this new Bond movie and if they don't wake up soon,they're gonna kill this great spy nove/franchise.\n\n Hugh Jackman would be perfect,screw the being British requirement.For me anyone who can portray an action adrenaline-driven,dark but righteous,lonewolf mutant can play pull off a suave,dashing,secret agent blindfolded!
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Hilary Duff would waxed Lohan's A S S!\nHillary Clinton is 100% Gansta!! nuff siad!!\nTerrell Owens would brake McNab's sensitve ribs!!\nAnd last but not least, the guy at the gas station, come on girl, he's been inhaling fumes all day!! He would beat the Cow-Walking-S h i t out of the lanky 7'11 bean pole!!\nThis is the King.................
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I would go on with "The Boogeyman" from the WWE. He likes to put worms in his mouth.  I guess I would have to do all the physical stunts.
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I'd like to have either Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, or Heath Ledger bend over for me
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I've never met any of them but if i could I'd like to meet David Boreanaz (angel - hot hot hot) or Julie Benz (Darla - for namesake)\nMost of all I'd like to meet Joss (the writer) and pester him for a movie - please please please!!!!!!
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Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. What a threesome THAT would be!!!
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could be worse !!\ncould be anything by James Blunt\nnow theres a guy that makes me want to commit violence
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You're sick of me?  I'm so disappointed. \nWell the first person I'd take is you, just to annoy you.\n2. Angelina Jolie - eye candy.\n3. Stephen Hawking - we'll need some brains on this mission.\n4. Bill Bailey - excellent comedian\n5. A famous chef - (i don't know any) we'll need good food.
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Jessica Alba would do just fine for me...Can you work on that and get back to me?! \n\nlmao
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Johnny depp duh....hes such a hottie....but then i also think it would be cool to meet marie antionette....dont ask it just would be 4 me sry
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TURN THAT EVIL COLD HEARTED VICIOUS LIFE SUCKING BIT** X WIFE OF MINE IN TO A SLUG THEN DROP A LARGE HEAVY ROCK ON HER\n\n\nYES I HAVE ISSUES
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How about Justin Guarini, Kirk Cameron, Maureen McCormick, Sisqo and Bill Cosby to keep the peace...LOL
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I could mention a good reson for each. But I will stick with just one this time, and that would be Starr Jones. Since her dramatic weight loss. I can't stand looking at her. Her body shrunk but her head didn't. I close my eyes and all I see is her eyes bugging out at me.\nI want to grap a fly swatter and swat that bug!
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*Jamie Oliver (a.k.a. The Naked Chef)...someone would have to cook dinner...and it certainly wouldn't be me.\n\n*Dido...I LOVE her music and I think she would be a really cool person to talk to.\n\n*Kate Beckinsale...she seems like a very genuine and down-to-earth kind of girl and I'm sure she would be a great friend to have.\n\nHey, if I was allowed to bring a fourth person, it would definitely be you (well bowled Harold)...if you promised to bring some good tunes to listen to.
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Excellent question, and very interesting, but I simply am not familiar enough with celebrities to pick good examples.\n\nI guess I'd pick a clean, intelligent, amusing, courteous female over a filthy, stupid, obnoxious, inconsiderate male, if I had to, OK?