What would YOU like to tell Pres. Bush?
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To please stay in bed until 2008. \n\nWe don't need any more wars or loss of jobs or corporations/churches taking over the USA. If his party continues their idiocy, we will be just like Afghanistan.\nI would want him to know that his No Child Left Behind program is a big mess and that his appointment of Margaret Spellings was a sad day for education.
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What do you want me to say?
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well, bush answered them, didn't he?
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MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO (Humor? You decide!)\n\n\nSubject: MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO \nDear President Bush: \nI'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, ports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n1. Free medical care for my entire family. \n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. \n3. All government forms need to be printed in English. \n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. \n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. \n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. \n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. \n8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. \n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. \n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. \n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic lebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. \n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. \n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. \nHowever, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. \nThank you so much for your kind help.
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More importantly what would you like to know??
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i would love to see the president and tell him how badly he is doing...give the position to a female and see what she can do already.
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Bush, need I say more?
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Bush will address any issue that draws media attention away from his blatant involvement with terrorists, his glaring conflicts-of-interest, and his grotesque illiteracy.\n\nGays make an especially tantalizing target, since he can use the bible (commonly viewed as the word of God, thereby indisputable) as his source.
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Bush prefers other issues to telling the truth about anything.
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good point.....   relay this to Mr. Bush
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i think we should stick bush over there and then see if he changes his tune a little bit;)
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First I would take a photo of him and email it to reuters news group in Germany and the newspapers in France "Le Monde" and The German one "Die Welt" (the truth must be heard) And Then I would bring him inside and give me a cup of coffee and some food. Then once he had sobered up, i would ask him why is doing all these horrible things to iraq and Afganistan. And talk him into resigning as president and retiring for a peace-ful old life. I really don't like George W Bush, but i wouldn't hurt him, I don't want to stoop to his level.
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OK.  What's your suggestion?
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what do you want us to do
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Anything and Everything!\n\nWhatever he wants! :)\n\nI shall refrain from giving specifics as a matter of discretion.
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permantely or just for a little bit?\n\nif for a little bit... sure... you could like go off on Bush at a joint press conference... it would be great
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Dear Friend,\n\nRight on!  Bush screws us again.\n\nYour Friend,\nFrancesois