help  iam a fat stink en redneck!!!!!!?
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Be the best fattest stinking redneck you can be.
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Its all about how society see you. Unfourtunally they have the Misconception that fat people are lazy and smelly and sloppy. What you need to do is ignore all the negitive energy that they put out and keep believing that you are a great person. Who cares what others think about you. Anyone that makes fun of someone has insecurities about themselves.  Obvisiouly your not what people claim you are or else you wouldnt have found a wonderful man to marry you??!! Right!!
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Brisk walking is an excellent fat burner... do it for 45 minutes, and have fun.\n\nCut out as much sugar from your diet as you can stand -- soft drinks, fruit juices with corn syrup, anything with corn syrup, candy, table sugar....... cut it all out.\n\neat FRESH fruits and veggies.\neat FRESH cuts of meat.\neat Broth based soups.\n\nEat small meals about 5 - 6 time daily.\n\ntry this for 30 days, then mark your progress.
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there really fat buttholes and need to get laid sooon!!!!!!
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Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
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You might be a redneck if you think the word "inuendo" is where you put your air conditioner.\n\nYou might be a redneck if you've used the word "mayonnaise" in the following sentence:  "Mayonnaise alot of flies out tonight"
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"You know you're a redneck when... \n\n\n1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. \n\n\n2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. \n\n\n3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. \n\n\n4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. \n\n\n5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. \n\n\n\n6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. \n\n\n7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. \n\n\n8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. \n\n\n9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. \n\n\n10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. \n\n\n11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. \n\n\n12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. \n\n\n13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. \n\n\n14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. \n\n\n15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. \n\n\n16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. \n\n\n17. You have a rag for a gas cap. \n\n\n18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. \n\n\n19. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean. \n\n\n20. You can spit without opening your mouth. \n\n\n21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. \n\n\n22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. \n\n\n23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. \n\n\n24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart. \n\n\n25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. \n\n\n26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. \n\n\n27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. \n\n\n28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. \n\n\n29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. \n\n\n30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
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just use the ab-jim that available in teleseen products, else run fastly till ur sweeting, and also u should be in diet.
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No matter how much weight i gain or loose u'll always b an ugly looser whose "friends" only stick around 4 da free food........  If i throw a stick, will u leave?..........just a second, i'm tryin to imagine u wif a personality........I'm not your type, i'm not inflatable...... You!Get off my planet.......... oh dear! one more village missing its idiot. I think u should go bak to them now...........much can b accomlpished with a smile.more can be accomplished with a smile and a gun.......You were born naked,wet and hungry, then things got worse...........Weneva u open ur mouth its only to change whicheva foot ws already in there.........since i last saw u you had reached rock bottom and hav now started digging..........u r depriving a village somewhere of an idiot...........y dnt u go eat sum grass?thats wat cows do isn't it?!
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first of all ur too lucky that ur thin anyways after ur marriage ur going to become fat.when the whole world trys to b skiny here u r trying to put on wt.easiest way is to fill ur stomach upto the brim with all ur fav yummy dishes mostly potatoes,ie chips all junk food(that fat people like me can just dream of eating)than after eating huge meal sleep for very long time.dont worry in life.eat cheese butter mayoneise eat creamy biscuits chocolates cakes(all these things r making my mouth water but i can only imagine these in my dreams)yeash ur soooooooooo lucky.follow this eating habit and no doubt ur going to swell.
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You are too crude!   you make me laugh...\n\n50lbs on an anorexic really can't be 'fat' as you call it...\nbut yeah, dump her..........
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DUDE U R FREAKIN NASTY! U NEED HELP
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yes i wanna get fatter imma stck!!!!!
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FAT BASTARD!  GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!
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u,my freind have a chode. welcome to the club. mines as fat as a killer whale. it can get as fierce as one too.
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i dunno fatass. how do u?
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is there any fat people in your family? Note it may be your nature and there is nothing you can do about nature. But if is not nature you can follow these steps\na.  take multi vitamin like MIM (Blood capsule)\nb.  eat very well\nc. make sure you are having some rest \nd.  take alot of water\ne.  eat beef, chilken, and much snarch etc