Has anyone been slapped in the face with a wet fish?
399718
explains the bong question
66454
Funny you should ask...\nI just did correct my step son who is 10 years old at Chrstmas when he splattered water all over my meds and hair dryer in the bathroom and I had to dry everything off...\nI then told my daughter and her husband I was sorry I got mad but I had to do all the work to clean up everything...\nI have also told kids in public not to touch things that they were close to breaking...
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As an avid fisherman, I would have to say yes. The cleaner the hook is set, the less pain they will feel. I imagine that the swallowed hooks and the ones that come out the eye ball, don't feel so pleasant. However, it may be less painful than slowly freezing to death in a cooler and suffocating.
311728
I have been slapped twice and had my head rammed into a wall when I was leaving a guy. Not really beaten up. I had no business being around such losers to begin with.
338006
Tonight, I was out with my 10 yr old and I was spraying some water on our plants. A toad came "running" out of his bush cover to sit in the spray. He was really liking it.  After a couple of minutes laughing at him, a spider crossed the walk about 4 ft away. That toad went on a beeline charge up to the spider. They sat about 4 inches apart - neither one so much as twitching. We froze and watched.  After 2 minutes, the toad pounced in! He tongue-flicked that spider and had a good meal.\nIt was a great moment to share and very educational for him. It cemented some of the things we have spoken about in the past about nature being brutal, but efficient and basically well-planned.\nGo forth and critter. \n\nIf the neighbors think you are "different" - then Thank GOODNESS. Because you are!
544586
u cud make a complain. the tuna smelt fishy.
508152
i haven't but came close. back when i was in second grade i was in a store and was in the sports area, when i saw a 20 pound free weight laying on the ground. then i tried to put it back on the shelf but it slipped out of my hands and i dropped on my left big tow. yes it hurt a lot but amazingly it wasn't broken but smashed and very badly bruised. as a result i had to get a splint for my foot and eventually the tow nail fell off.
15496
I have and yes it does ... keep a cold compress on hand to minimize the bleeding.  After it falls out, use warm salt water mixture to rinse out the mouth
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Most fishing stories are about one fish - this one is a little bit different...\n\n\nIt happened on July 4th, 2003.  I was out on a pontoon boat on a local lake that I had fished for ages.  Loads of people go out there for a fireworks show at night, but being the avid fisherman I am, I took along a few rods and a couple tackle boxes.  \n\nWhile we were out there, a few of the people I was with started asking me questions about that particular lake.  One other kid who I knew didn't fish at all and didn't know diddly squat about fishing started answering everything.  He's your stereotypical frat boy and no offense to anyone out there, but he was fishing w/ a zebco 33.  Well after a while, I realized that he answered every question w/ "Well the only real lure on this lake is a spinnerbait.  It's the only one that works anyways."\n\nSo I waited until he said it a few more times, and then I said loud enough for everyone to hear me, "You fish with that spinnerbait, and I'll use a plastic worm and we'll see what happens."\n\nThis is where it gets good...\n\nFirst cast, I flipped a black trick worm about 3 feet behind an underwater tree that had reached the surface.  I pulled it a few times kinda jerkin' it, and in the next second, BAM!  I hooked up to a 4 pounder.  In about the next hour, I had landed about 25 pounds worth of bass in 5 fish.  \n\nI've fished plenty of tournaments, and I would have killed to have been in one that day, but as they say, ______ happens.\n\nMeanwhile, spinnerbait boy is over there in the corner w/ no bites at all.  By this time the people have tuned him out when he starts talking, and I'm loving it.  Then he casts and says he had a bite.  "I missed it, I'll get him again."\n\nThree or four more times, the bite is in the same place, and he keeps missing it.  (I'm starting to think it's a log, weeds, rock, etc. but I didn't say anything)  On the next cast, he got to the spot where he had been getting a "bite" and set the hook violently.  He fought and fought and fought and said he had a big one.  "Get the camera, this one is going to be a good one"  <== Exact words.  \n\nWell when the monster surfaced, it was about a 4 ft. stick.  Everyone kept giving him crap about it and eventually he just sat back and shut up.  From that point on, every question from anyone on the boat was directed towards me!
551404
I suppose the same way you punch a fish in a river
632361
Bit by a BLUEGILL!  I didn't even know that those little dang things had teeth!  But was scuba diving, and when it came at me, I found out.  First tried to take a bite out of my mask (interesting perspective) and then bit my forehead.\n\nWas also bit by a horse.  :-)
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Yes, you should never grab a "saltwater" or "Sail-Cat"(Gaft-top Sail Catfish). Many species of fish have sharp fins in saltwater. However, other than "Rock-Fish", "Toad-Fish", "Rays", "Porcupine" or "Blow-Fish", and "Sharks", most small to medium fish are alright to handle safely. \n\nObviously, if you are fishing on a "Reef",(like the Great Barrier Reef, or Key West, Fla Reef),  and catch a strange "finny" fish I wouldn't "play catch" with it!)\n\nGood Fishing!
1013718
I tried on a frog once, I tried to blow in its mouth, sadly it didnt work :(
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i was having a great day fishing for coho in a river on the queen charlotte islands. we had caught and released more than our fair share and we were taking a beer break. the fellow just up-stream from us hooked and landed a really nice one. he got himself rigged up and turned to cast when a very large black bear came running out of the bush, grabbed his fish and took off. we sat there with our mouths hanging open and watched the fellow continue to fish with not a clue. the bear had taken the fish from less than 5 feet away from him. it took him more than 15 minutes to figure out that his fish was missing, then when he did he turned and looked at us as if we were the guilty parties. we finally had to show him the bear tracks in the sand.
149776
Move on  theirs planty of fish in the water :)  cheer up  dont let him see that he hurt you!
102683
no but i did see a man get hit on the back of the head with a frozen leg of lamb. he was doing a runner from his rather mad wife, she threw the offending lambs leg through the porch window just as he thought he had made good his escape.
361788
ummmmm........wet and icky!