wats ur best yo momma joke... at least 4?
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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends \nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers \nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark \nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone \nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong \nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice \nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals \nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nYo momma's so dumb she failed a survey\nYo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs\nYo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store\nYo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm  \nYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes\nYo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius\nYo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles\nYo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 \nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list\nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE\nYo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box\nYo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard\nYo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer\nYo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front \nYo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail\nYo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is\nYo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side\nYo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned\nYo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino\nYo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl\nYo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail\nYo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since\nYo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record\nYo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it\nYo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder\nYo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice\nYo momma's so d
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Hey baby u r fine ill give u some jokes:\nYo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.\n\nYo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.\n\nYo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.\n\nYo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave\n\nYo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.\n\nYo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.\n\nYo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up\n\nYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.\n\nYo mama so fat were in her right now\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors\n\nYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world\n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy\n\nYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!\n\nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th\n\nYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.\n\nYo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code!\n\nYo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!\n\nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!\n\nYo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.\n\nYo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!\n\nYo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!\n\nYo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!\n\nYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.\n\nYo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!\n\nYo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!\n\nYo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!\n\nYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!\n\nYo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!\n\nYo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!\n\nYo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!\n\nYo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!\n\nYo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
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It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
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Yo mama so nasty you asked her what was for dinner and she pulled down her pants and said Crabs.\n\nYo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu\n\nYo mama is so ugly she made Ray Charles Flinch\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.\nYo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.\nYo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.\nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.\nYo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.\nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.\nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.\nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass.\nYo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.\nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"\nYo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.\nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!\nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.\nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.\nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.\nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.\nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade, yo mama teeth so yellow when she walks into church the choir starts to sing let it shine, let it shine, let it shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! yo mama so fat it took me 4 trains, 3 bus and 1 truck to get on her good side. yo moma so fat when she went on the scale it said to be continued............ yo moma so fat when she step on a dollar she made change. yo moma house so small,when we order a large size pizza, we gat to eat it outside. yo moma so fat she had to wear plastic bag for church shoes. yo moma so fat i thought she was on slimfast.
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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.\n\nHer husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.\n\nSo she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.\n\nWhen she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.\n\n16 years later\n\n16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"\n\n"What?"\n\nI pissed out a bullet.\n\nSo the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.\n\nThen the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."\n\nSo the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.\n\nThen the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"\n\nThe mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."\n\n"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"
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i don't have all of 'em, but i do have a few funny ones. yo' mama is so fat:\n1. when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world\n 2.when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out\n3. when i slapped her thigh, i rode the waves and went bye-bye\n\ngo to http://ahajokes.com or http://yomama.com for a complete list
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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thats pretty good BUT\nisnt it supusto be YO Momma!!\nLOL!
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Yo mama so cheap she hang toilet paper up to dry.\n\n(Gross.)
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!\n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina \n\nyo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"\n\nyo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.\n\nYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.\n\nYo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. \n\nyo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"\n\nyo mama's like a wooden board flat, hard, and easy to nail!
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yo momma so fat her belly button has a echo
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Yo mama is so old she has an autographed bible.\n\nYo mama is so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.\n\nYo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.\n\nYo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!