If my boyfriend keeps on saying he'll dump me but then says he's joking... What do I do?
412794
tell him the door locks from the inside and if he leaves it will be locked.  Why does he think the world revolves around him? let him know you can hook up as fast as he can and the next guy will not play his games. Letting anyone try and boss you around or get you to be afraid they will leave is wrong.  You probably have more going for You than he does.  Do not put yourself down or worry about his leaving but if he does do not let him back.
957030
maybe he loves you\nmaybe he is so insecure about himself he has to LIE about you and him...\nask him straight out..if he likes or LOVES you and see what he says..\nif it was me..I would do it in front of his friends and then let him see what he is going to say..maybe have a friend or two with you so they can back your story up..\n\ngood luck\n\nsmile
153334
The real answer comes as a question. If your boyfriend is secure in your relationship with him, he probably won't mind. On the other hand, if it really bothers him, then he is responding to an offhand remark as if it is a threat to your relationship. In this case, it may still be alright to others, but if you're smart, you won't continue to do it if you know it upsets him. Here's the real big question you  need to answer, and only you can. If your boyfriend is getting really bent out of shape over an innocent remark because he's that insecure, do you really want to invest more of your time on him in the first place? \n\nNot to tell you what to do, but my experience has taught me that jealousy and insecurity are symptoms of greater emotional problems. The person with the problems needs to first acknowledge them, before he can ever get the help he needs to overcome them. As long as he thinks you'll put up with it, he never will admit he has a problem. Don't deceive yourself, as many young women have done, into thinking that you can change him. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. Better for you to just move on. This may sound cold, but it's probably the best for him and certainly would be for you.\n  Hope this helps you.
701087
Chances are that he is just joking with you. Because you never said that him saying that you were stupid offended you, he thinks it is okay to say it. If in fact you do get offended by him saying this then you need to tell him or in the long run you will feel animosity for him repeatably saying it. Just be up front but not overly dramatic about it. The next time he says it just be like,''Hey, stop saying that it hurts my feelings, babe.'' If you say it in a cute way it will make him melt. On the other hand, when you say these things to him maybe he doesn't want you to tell you that it really hurts his feelings because he doesn't know how you will react. All together I would just stop saying those things to him. If it doesn't bother either of you then that's fine too. GOOD LUCK!!!!!
77597
To me if he keeps playing with you he dosen't take you seriously. Or maybe he's just afraid to tell you what he is really feeling. You should have a talk with him and just lay everything on the tableto see what's really going on.
1026915
What does he think you are, a moron? Hey, let him go, if he is doing this, you can bet, he'll do ti over & over again. Don't be stupid & good luck.
769438
I wouldn't chalk up the quick to throw insult "Cause he's a loser." Obviously you see something in someone who you've been with 6 years. All guys, myself included, hide demons that we don't want exposed. Don't be pushy about it. Don't push him away. Give him space and talk it out with him. Say, "Hey, you know. I want things to be better. I want us to communicate a little better than we do." Don't freak him out by it. Just play it smooth. Surely there are things you hide from HIM as well. Maybe not the same types of things, but things nonetheless. Maybe in a past relationship he's cheated on his girlfriend and feels that if information like that was leaked, you'd trust him less. Us men have our hang-ups, too. We just explain them differently. Good luck, and I sincerely hope your situation gets better.
1149583
You should confront him about it. If he says there's nothing wrong, tell him to stop acting like it.
452508
If you already see a flaw in his humor, you might be in trouble with a relationship.  It sounds like you are trying to change him even before you're in a relationship.  Guys have their own senses of humor.  Find a gent with one more closely to you.  You can't teach an old dog new tricks
854410
Tell him you found out about his bet. Demand an explanation. He told you he loved you because he wanted to sleep with you. You don't have to "jump to conclusions"- the truth is right in front of your eyes. He wants to get in your pants- plain and simple. Tell him either he respects you and stops worrying about having sex or the relationship is over.
175427
Don't try jokes on guys. They don't work with me...I mean they do...but not in the way that you might want them to.  You have to know this guy better to make him laugh.  Sometimes, the things people do and are serious about make a guy laugh.  It depends on my mood and the irony factor.  If it's not truly ironic...then it's not funny.
2554
Dump him, and see what his reaction is. If he crys and begs to stay then no, if he is cool and leaves then he was a cheating on you. Let me know how it goes.
189954
oh no, your in for it now. I won't go back with him or else you might have lots of drama. I know I've joked around a bit in here but for all seriousness. Your boyfriend will be pissed off and you'll never hear the end of it.
840692
It's over.   Pick up your pride, move on, find someone else.  He's breaking up with you but playing the coward by not coming right out and saying it.
211852
maybe he doesn't want to be with you anymore and wants to break it off with you. Just break up with him, you need someone who akes you laugh. Dont need no A S S es around.
123009
dump him . . . he probably already dumped you . . . and don't want to tell you . . . .
702909
Just tell him that and stand your ground... If he insist that you are in a relationship say "NO WE ARE NOT!" sometimes you have to be blunt with people and not let them walk over you........ And from the begining just say hey so you understand we are just going out for a good fun time Nothing else no relationship and see if he is on the same playin ground as you.. if not walk away and find someone who is... Never settle for less then what you want...