What is the very best joke you know?
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This is long, but soooo funny:\n\nA little rabbit is hopping through the forest when he comes upon a bear rolling a joint.  He says to the bear, 'why are you doing that, Mr. Bear, please think about your health and put down that joint and come running through the forest with me, you'll see how good it will make you feel'.  So the bear thinks about and agrees, off they go running through the forest together.  As they are enjoying their run through the forest they come up to a giraffe about to snort a line of c*ke.  The rabbit is horrified and says to the giraffe 'why are you doing that, Mr. Giraffe, please think about your health and put down that mirror and straw and come running through the forest with us, you'll see how good it will make you feel'.  Very hesitant the giraffe gives in and puts down his items and joins the rabbit and bear on their escapade through the forest.  The three of them are now having a blast running freely when they see a lion about to shoot up.  The rabbit quickly runs to him and says 'why are you doing that, Mr. Lion, please think about your health and put down that needle and come running through the forest with us, you'll see how good it will make you feel'.  The lion is irritated that he was interrupted, but he puts down his needle, walks over to the rabbit, grabs him by the ears and begins to beat him senseless.  The bear and giraffe are standing there in horror, they scream and plead with the lion to stop asking him 'why are you doing this to him, he is merely trying to help you!?'.  The lion looks at them and says 'bullsh!t, he's not trying to help, everytime he's on ecstasy he makes me run through the forest with him for hours looking like an idiot'.
486366
Muahhahhhahhahahahahahah!  That's a good one.\n\nI guess some of you don't realize this is a joke?
764957
A good clean joke smashing thanks for sharing it with us...
911639
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431962
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
892471
ah man you're so funny! this has to be the number one best joke I've ever heard! And to think they named Ronnie Barker Britain's favourite comedian... 'f**kwit*' should have won that, or at least come second.
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
1006825
Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
995620
Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
1034311
You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
722206
once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
1138583
the LIFE is the funniest joke ever ;)
635835
YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
977574
LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
124764
ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
1078965
great joke sir you always have good ones son
732058
dude youre the funniest guy tell somemore jokes plz that one waz funny as hell i'm still laughing