Where are the pagans tonight? How dare they miss my Saturday night sermon. Right?
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I'm here now.  It's after 1 a.m. east coast time, but I made it on here.  Let me take my coat off and I'll get right back to you.
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Hi, I am a sister in Christ.  I don't get to answer many questions any more, because I am so busy.  But, I just sat down to relax and check my email and the yahoo questions for tonight to see if there was anyone asking a question for which I might have and answer.\nActually, I am not aware of any chat rooms except our own through our church, but why don't you check to see if there are any Christian Yahoo Groups.  Just click on Yahoo! at the top left corner next to My Yahoo and Mail.  In the list click on groups and see what you can find out.\nWe have a lot of enjoyment on our website, sharing scriptures and insights, praying for one another.  Everyone is so busy, it gives us a way to stay connected even during the week.\nGod bless you and I hope this helps.\nOne of His
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Just another pagan tradition!
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The only person I celebrate is Jesus at Christmas time, and show honor and respect at Easter. More than once I've had people mad at me for not celebrating pagan holidays. Sorry, don't do idols or false gods.
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Where is he? Him and Naparis are missing tonight?
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They must not be here tonight, darling Endora. \n\n\nHow do I keep missing your questions??!!
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My friend, you have hit on something that God is doing in this hour.  Pray!  He's leading you to a conclusion that the mainstream church may not agree with, but which God is expressing at this time.  God has a plan for His Church, and it is not to finish it's course on earth in corruption.  :)\nIf you want any further discussion, always feel free to e-mail me.
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I've answered several religious questions tonight.  I am guilty of your charge on some of those answers.  In one answer I got completely off topic.  I beg your pardon if mine was one you are referring to.
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Hey :o) \n\nI was considering going to a party tonight at a local club, because a friends' band is playing and it would be nice to support them, but I dont know if i'll actually end up going.  \n\nI have to make a card for a friends' birthday, because she want's all home-made cards.  I dont have enough money right now to go on her birthday outing, but I figured I should at least make her a card! \n\nI have quite a bit of homework to do, specifically for Law and History.  I will hopefully get at least one piece done either today or tomorrow, and maybe do history between Church services on Sunday (when I generally feel inspired to attack even the most difficult of pieces of work!) \n\nOn Sunday I am going to Mormon church in the morning, and probably to my normal methodist church in the evening.  \n\nI hope you have a wonderful weekend, love and peace to all!
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Hi bellbree,\n\n I was walking to the corner market for a loaf of bread when I had to pass by a neighborhood church. I was somewhat acquainted with the structure as it was always mentioned in the newspaper's community section. Known as "The loft," folks would gather there on Thursday evenings for poetry readings. \nHowever, this day happened to be a Saturday afternoon and a pair of gentlemen greeted me as I walked by. They invited me inside to sample an hour of their presentation. Ok, I went inside and found myself to be a prospective new recruit for their brand of religion. \n\nMost of the pews were filled with hooded monks chanting a haunting rhythm. There were others who like me, were wearing their regular denims. The service began like most other church-goers would be familiar with. A grand master of ceremonies led the group through some songs and gave a sermon. Near the end of the hour it was time for their ritual of "laying on of the hands." Some of the parishioners would come forward and ask for prayers for their ailments or for a sick grand mum who fell down in the tub. All the hooded dudes whose faces could not readily be seen would all place a hand on the person and their combined energies were presumed to have a strength and expedite a solution to the problem. \n\nOK now, there was another new guy in the pews who was watching eagerly. I recognized Mark W. Reinhold from the wanted poster at the post office. When he saw a chance, he approached the ring of conspirators and described how he was never able to settle down. The hooded goons closed in upon him, all to make a physical connection. The master of ceremonies began a prayer, a dogmatic mix of logic and pure hocus-pocus. I immediately saw the effects as the tension went out of Mark's body. When the beseeching was near an end, the master asked, "Are the brothers ready?" \n\nA suspenseful few moments passed until he almost shouted, "NOW!" \n\nOn that cue, the brothers began to pummel their hapless victim. Continually delivering blows over head and to the solar plexus until Mark was down on the floor getting stomped. After another minute, the grand Pooh-Bah decided the treatment administered was sufficient to induce a relaxing calm that would assuage the nervousness in Mark for a long, long time. \n\nI can't say for certain that Mark W. Reinhold was apprehended and locked up because, I had a loaf of bread to buy and some other errands to do that day. I hope for you bellbree, that you find a sense of closure to this bad episode of life. \n\n-Bryce
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what? the world hasn't ended where you are yet? oh, man! i'm chillin' right here in heaven with jesus and all his friends. we're havin' a party, and almost everyone is invited!! there's strippers, and lots of beer, and even a little bit of dank for all you hippies out there....
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HAHAHHAHA.  ME !!!!!!!!!\n\nJesus Christ is L I F E !!!!!!!! not death.\n\nChristians will never die. !!!!!!!!\n\nI wish Christ would return tomorrow. It won't happen tomorrow, and thats too bad.\n\nA Christian needs God's help to get outta here.\n\nGET  R  DONE*         \n\nhahahaha  Have a good week.\n.
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Can you write me an excuse to miss work today!?  I really don't wanna go........Also, can you make my neighbor stop throwing his sticks and trash in my yard because he's too lazy to put them out front for the city to pick up!? I need someone with some authority to make that happen....N-kay! \n\n(Hey, I always wondered if God ever just "banged in" because of stress days.....Thx!~)
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No.\nI had a great time at the church outreach last night.\nWe packed the place! It was Great!\nIf you missed it, you missed it.
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Hi Rev.   It's been a long time.  No, I'm not going to church tomorrow.  See you afterwards, though.
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Name of any Blessed God, why would anyone want to do that? They might be bread but they certainly don't make a decent sandwich...besides, it would be moraly wrong to do that to another Faith. No self-respecting Pagan would do such a thing, I will have you know. We're far more forgiving of others beliefs than the main-streamers are. Blessings.
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Gee....where are all the conspiracy nuts tonight?