any one ever take a laxitive and sh8t them selvs?
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hey, sounds romantic to me..\nnow all you need is some candles and massage oil...\nand call it a night
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Yes I have.\nI can't relax when hubby is at work to sleep....\nSo I just sit here\n☺
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My girlfriend did one before we tried anal sex...\n\nIt was awesome!!!
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I put my boyfriend on a plane yesterday after he spent two weeks with me and I miss him terribly.  \n\nI cried like a little kid all day yesterday which is something I never do.
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i did\nit wasnt a very proud moment lol\nbut i had to!\nit was in an ugly fitting room in a clothing shop in hongkong\ni couldnt stand it anymore\nthe queues to the public toilets were so long!\nso i pretended to try on a top and did my business right on the carpet\ni know it's yucky.. lol.. but hey i got my reason!
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yes, I've actually had to do it once, when i was helping out in the handicap class. :P\n\nthey seemed to understand it well enough, although it took some time.
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Yes, in fact I did it one time while online for a ride in an amusement park. Even though the line was outside, I had let one go and within a few seconds people behind us were like "oooh, man....somebody smells like a**!". It was quite hilarious.
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I was thinking about going thru it. Did it work 4 you? Did you loose weight or was it a scam.
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Been there, done that. But I started choking and it was a big powdery mess. =P
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I've had lots of funny things happen. Most recent was when I decided to lick my friends face instead of kiss it.... He had just put aftershave on and I didn't know and I was nearly sick and tasted it all day even after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash 3 times!!!
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nope I haven't.  I imagine it would be a pretty embarassing experience.
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I have taken it, i will never use it again, the next morning i had to lean over the toilet to pee, also it gave me heart burn. I,ll leave it alone for a decade or so lol
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I had once and it is amazing!\nIt gives you a soothing feeling afterwards!
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No, but i had ulcerative colitus which is very similar though it affects the large intestine.
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i crapped myself once when i drank seven glasses of V8 juice.\nfarted at school once when i sneezed.\nnever stole a t.v., im unlucky like that and would get caught.\nnever smoked crack but sometimes i feel like im high lol.\nwouldn't think of thinking of thinking of selling a baby.\ni licked an apple then put it back once.\ni wiped a booger on my brother because he was wrestling me.
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Hey..experienced laxative junkie here..lol..yes they work..I suggest going to cvs and buying exlax extra strength (blue pills) and some rolaids or tums just incase you get a tummy ache..start off the day buy popping two blue pills (WITH FOOD) and a glass of water or you'll get cramps..the cramps is because ure body is absorbing the pill two quickly..it needs other stuff in there to break it down..you wont lose alot of weight unless you cut calorie consumption..but if youre really bad one day and eat horribly ad break youre diet badly take 3-4 pills that day and 2-3 the next..you wont gain any weight from it..always remember to take ure pill int he am! it helps break down all the junk you eat during the day..and look at the back of the box..it takes 6-8 hrs sometimes! My fave laxs are the exlax I told you about and duldolax..works great but you can only take one a day..I ALWAYS get cramps with this pill..I never take more than one a day but they work great..I went on vaca with my bf to florida and we ate like total pigs..I took these towards the end of the vaca the last few days and I dropped 5 pds of the 8 I gained lol! Fiber powders/pills and such suck! They don't work well at all..neither do prunes..Mineral oil is great to cook with..it makes cakes/brownies/cookies taste alot better..and they help you get rid of that stuff lol! Everyone is going to say they arent healthy and it is a disgusting habit but whatever..if i didnt have them to help me diet I'd be alot more unhealthy and overweight..the only people who get sick from them are people who really abuse them! for example..take 10 a day...if you have any more questions email me kirchshannon@yahoo.com
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sick on myself .....then proposed marriage to some girl with a rose in my mouth ...( yikes i was blotto )\n\nlmao ...belows gotta win this ......classic