Your favourite 'Friends' quote?
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"Oh, two women love me.  They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"\n"It's a moo point"
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"It's the first day of the rest of your life"\n-John Lennon\n\n"I reject your reality and substitute my own"\n- Adam Savage\n\n"It's not like we're going to remember this moment forever"\n- Me (I know it's not exactly famous, but whatever).
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Friends of Bill, hence a quote from Clinton.
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There's nothing as nice as someone who shares,\nyour laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares,\nsomeone who's there through your good times and tears,\nwho stays by your side as your friend through the years.
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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Some of my fav quotes are...\n\nVaughn asked me to lunch\n\nI take it you will have no problem bringing Nadia up to speed.\nYeah. I already did last night.\nExcuse me?\nUh, we were working. We work late we actually like it.\nThere were other peop-- Jack was here.\nAre you finished?\nHave the report on my desk in an hour.\nImpress me.\n\nemetib now reverse it\n\nSyd: He licked my face! \nVaughn: I understand that.\nSyd: You don't really. He licked my face.\n\nSyd: Yeah. Can you show me what a bag looks like again\n\nSydney: Some people go miniature golfing with their parents. We go to India to look for nukes\n\nLindsey: If you're finished, this is the men's room.\nSydney: Who let you in?\n\nMarshall: [On the phone] Cut the blue-white wire! \nSydney: Okay, cutting the blue-white wire! \nMarshall: Oh, hold the phone! \nSydney: DON'T TELL ME TO HOLD THE PHONE! I'M SITTING ON A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB!\n\nSydney: You're waltzing! \nVaughn: Yup. I've been practising for our wedding. \nSydney: With whom? \nVaughn: Weiss\n\nMarshall: (about Vaughn) If he was up to something, I'd know about it. We're friends. We do lunch\n\num... my fave eps are Mea culpa, Tuesday, 'the Two' , Phase one, the passage 1&2, truth takes time, Truth be told, the box 1 & 2,
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beautiful quote ther.
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"I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin."\n\nWELL, MY FAVE!
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friendship:\n\n1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.\n\n2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.\n\n3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.\n\n4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.\n\n5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.\n\n6. When you are confused - I will use little words.\n\n7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.\n\n8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass\n\nThis is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.\n\n\n\nRemember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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The best jokes are inside jokes...ones that you have with your friends!!  Priceless!
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"Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now"\n\nThat's that best quote because it's so damn true and funny.
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Past- Friends, best show ever.\nPresent- Hero's
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mine is "I'm the bad guy you learn to hate, but you gotta respect the fact that i created my fat" by I.C.C. {Inner Circle Committee} in thier sond Going Out: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52455944&MyToken=70b0433b-85ae-487b-9dc2-1cf48b7e473c
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Actually, I have a few favorite ones...\n\n"Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror"\n\n"The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud is more painful than the risk it takes to blossom"\n\n"Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go"\n\n"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly"\n\n"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world"\n\n"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced"\n\n"Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, God lends me a shovel"\n\n"The important thing is to stop questioning. Curiousity has its own reason for existing"\n\n"Love is hard work, & hard work sometimes hurts"\n\n"True love never dies, for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime, but lust just pushes away"\n\n"We are not the same person this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changing person"\n\n"Love is what we're born with, fear is what we learn here"\n\n"Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not even born until they arrive; & it is only by this meeting that a new world is born"\n\n"Oh innocent victims of cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse"\n\nTHAT'S JUST A SELECTED FEW THAT I CHOSEN OUT OF MY JOURNAL I KEEP OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES.
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One of two:\n"A true friend is one soul in two bodies"\n\n"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting right beside you saying "damn that was fun"
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"It's Merely a flesh wound!"   CLASSIC\n\nI use "I shall taunt you a second time (in french accent)"  All the time...it cracks me up!!!