What exactly is a twit and where does the word come from? The  obvious answer is that it means me. I?
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And so the final result:\n\nThe Upperclass Twit of the Year -\nGervaise Brook-Hampster.\n\nRunner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith\n\nThird - Nigel Incubator-Jones\n\nWell there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight.\n \nand then your punchline will be?
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The phrase "take hight road" comes from the Welsh language for take the high road. When "t" is added to the Welsh language it means the opposite as "idio" which means smart. When the "t" is added it is spelt.
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t-shirt was named like that because it was shaped like letter "T". it doesn't have any other meaning. so don't get confused.\n^__^
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FUK U lol hows that 4 spellin ...a$$hole\nDubya?lol wat da hell is dat?? i think people r taking things to seriously so wat if u mis spel a word jeeeeeezzzz kinow one goes home to any of you so i can caer less wat u think about my grammar lol have a good 1
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"Be did?" This is interesting. Wish I could understand what it means.
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There's a couple of different theories on this. When hackers had achieved "root access" on a target, they would shout "root", eventually as mistyping and slang took over, this became "woot". The other is an acronym in team-based gameplay, meaning: We Owned Other Team. Another is from D&D, where "Wow! Loot!" was shortened to Woot. Some people also think "w00t" derives from the german word "Wut", which means the same as "anger" and is often used in computer matches to emphasize ones own rage. So pick your favorite and go with that, I guess it's too shrouded in obscurity to know for sure.
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Your teacher is crazy and using words that are not correct.  Though I believe that they mean "untwister".  Please tell your teacher to use correct terms.  If you want to impress them, tell them the "untwister" is actually called a topoisomerase.
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sorry ano am a bit thik but a dont get ur question and  do u mean this @ it means at
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i'm pretty sure its he means purpleXblue which equals idiot\n\nits simple\npurpleXblue=idiot\nthis person is smarttt\nit took me an hour and a calculater to figure it out
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You did a good job but I can’t see where you used rhetoric questioning unless I am mistaken what it is. In the last sentence my word program says to change the “ himself” to “his self”. ◘
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A smart person would write better. "im" = (I'm), "gonna" = (going to) "i" = (I). The whole thing is bad.
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I found this on line,\n\n"Devious Derivations: Popular Misconceptions -- and More than 1,000 True Origins of Common Words and Phrases" by Hugh Rawson (toExcel, Iuniverse.com, 1994, 2000). This reference has some new information on the origins listed here (new information in parenthesis), new origins and what could be the actual origin. \n\n: : 1. Orrin Kendall biscuits, which soldiers ate during the Civil War. \n: : 2. Short for Aux Cayes, a Haitian port that American sailors praised for its rum. \n: : 3. Old Keokuk, a Native American tribal chief who was said to have signed treaties with his initials. \n: : 4. OK stands for "all correct" or the illiterate phrase "Orl Korrect." \n: : 5. U.S. President Martin Van Buren's nickname "Old Kinderhook" -- OK for short. He was a native of Kinderhook, N.Y.\n: : 6. Choctaw word "okeh," (or "hoke") meaning "indeed" (or "It is so.")\n: : 7. Scottish "auch aye", meaning "ah yes." (Or "och aye," meaning "okay.")\n: : 8. From the French maritime phrase "au quai" meaning "at dock", and therefore at last safe from the ravages of the open sea.\n: : 9. '0 killed' - the report of the night's death toll during the First World War. \n: : 10. All clear after the shoot-out at O.K. Corral. \n: : 11. Instruments calibrated at an Observatory at Kew had, affixed to them, a stamp, or impression, to authenticate that calibration. This stamp was O K - Observatory Kew. \n\n: : New origins from Mr. Rawson's book:\n: : 12. The abbreviation is for Oberst Kommandant, German for "Colonel in Command," used by either -- take your pick -- a General Schliessen or Baron von Steuben when initialing letters and orders during the American Revolution.\n: : 13. It comes from the name of a freight agent, Obadiah Kelly, whose initials were widely disseminated on bills of lading.\n: : 14. The abbreviation is for Open Key, popularized by telegraphers in the 1860s.\n: : 15. It comes from the names of Lords Onslow and Kilbracken, who initialed bills after they were read and approved in England's House of Lords. \n: : 16. From a misreading of "Order Recorded" on official documents.\n: : 17. Or from Finnish "oikea," correct.\n: : 18. From the Greek "olla," all, plus "Kalla," good.\n\n: : Professor Allen Walker Read of Columbia University, "finally unveiled its (O.K.'s) origins in a series of magisterial articles in 'American Speech' in 1963 and 1964.What Professor Read discovered was that the abbreviation arose in a humorous manner at a time when Americans were indulging in a great deal of wordplay, including abbreviations, acronyms, puns and intentional mispronunciations and misspellings. The earliest example of O.K. that he unearthed (and it is so far still the oldest known specimen) is from the Boston 'Morning Post' of March 23, 1839. It appears in connection with a note by the paper's editor, Charles Gordon Greene, about a visit to New York of some members of the local Anti-Bell-Ringing Society. (The A.B.R.S., as it was usually known, was itself something of a joke, having been formed the previous year to oppose -- its name to the contrary -- an ordinance of the Boston Common Council against ringing dinner bells.) In an aside, Mr. Greene suggested that if the Bostonians were to return home via Providence, they might be greeted by one of his rivals, the editor of that city's 'Journal,' who 'would have the 'contribution box,' et ceteras, o.k. -- all correct -- and cause the corks to fly, like sparks, upward.'.Thus, it appears that O.K. was invented, possibly by Greene, as an abbreviation of the jocular 'Oll' or perhaps 'Orl korrect,' meaning "All right.' This explanation would seem farfetched, except for Read's finding that it dovetai
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I used to be a server and we used to say that all the time but I had no idea where it came from.  So...  I tried to find some info and this is a website I found.  I hope it answers your questions.  I found it interesting.  \n\nhttp://www.dinermuseum.org/culture/culture-slang.php
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The correct spelling is touche (with accent over the e').  Literally it means (in french)" you touched me/you got me".  Originally it came from fencing/sword fighting.  A fencer says this when his opponent scores a point by making contact with the point of his sword so as to alert his opponent that that the opponent got him.  These days it means, basically, " you got me" used when someone makes a point that is valid and frequently insulting/devaluing to the recipient.  For example, say Bob is a heavy drinker and says to Bill, his friend who is a smoker, "smoking is bad for your lungs".  Bill responds with, "drinking is bad for your liver".  Bob's response to this might well be,"touche"
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you are such a dork obiously you no how to spell it you just did! dimmwit! gosh some people ask the stupidest ?'s on this thing! why ask a ? that you no and doesn't need an answer????
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I wish people wouldn't just post saying 'i don't know' it's a total waste of time for people.\n\nAs a Brit, i'll take over, mate.\n\n'Wotcher' or 'wotcha' is a greeting used primarily by London males or Australian males. Its origins are unknown, but could be 'what are you up to' or 'what are you doing'.\n\nThe general meaning is 'hi, how are are you' and you would use it on its own or with 'mate' on the end. Eg:\n\nDave: "Wotcher, Steve, how's it going?"\nSteve: "Alright, mate"
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I can't even understand "B i?"..