Ever thought about the factory that makes Communion wafers?
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AAHAHA.  You're terrific! :)\n\nI remember when I was "practicing" for my first communion, they passed out little sandwich bags full of christ crackers so we could practice our cannibalism at home with mom and dad...I thought they were yummy, so before I left the church I swiped 3 more bags to take home with me. I just may have made baby jesus cry.
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"Experience Machine"? \nOh. I have one right over here. \nRight next to the frigging FOOD CLONING UNIT, mounted directly above the VAPORIZING FLUID TRANSPORTER, over by the THOUGHT-CONTROLLED MICROWAVE.\n\n????
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ROFLMAO! Do you mind if I re-write that for my Atheist chick-tracts?\n\nFor the guy above me... \n-The Watchmaker, by Rev. Jim Huber-\n\nWhile walking through the park, I found a watch. Watches (in my experience) do not simply spring into existence alongside the path. Someone of fairly high intelligence must have made the watch, then left it there. Wondering why someone might do such a thing, I decided to find the Watchmaker.\n\nLuck was with me. On the way home I saw an advertisement for similar watches available free (with the purchase of a meal) at a popular fast-food chain. I went to the nearest franchise and asked to see the Watchmaker. The counter-person was not helpful. "Dude, there's no Watchmaker here, we just pull 'em out of a box."\n\nI expressed my conviction that the watch could not simply happen. There must be a Watchmaker. The manager (who took an interest when I began to raise my voice) was able to shed some light on the matter. "Sir, we receive these watches from corporate headquarters in Vermont. If you want to find the Watchmaker, you will have to contact them."\n\nA very nice person at corporate headquarters was able to refer me to her contact at an import company, who referred me to his contact at a Far-Eastern manufacturing firm. Once I convinced him that I was not investigating his company's employment practices, he was kind enough to provide me with a description of their manufacturing process.\n\nThe watches were assembled by unskilled workers paid the equivalent of about two dollars a day. (For some reason my contact thought it was important to point out that this is nearly one-and-a-half times the local minimum wage.) The watch band, case, and face were injection molded in an automated process. The electronic portion of the watch was purchased in bulk from another company.\n\nContacting that company, I found that the electronic portions were produced on an assembly-line using a combination of industrial robots and semi-skilled labor.\n\nThe microchips were cut from blanks grown from vats of molten silicon and traces of other elements. The machinery that did this is impressive, but it did not build the blanks so much as control the environment so that the silicon could assemble itself.\n\nThe control circuitry is photo etched on to the silicon chips. The photo etchers are fairly complex, as machines go, but hardly intelligent. The operators of these machines are better trained than the laborers who assemble the finished product. However, their knowledge is limited to running the machines. They had nothing to do with the design of the watch.\n\nThe doohickey that counts off the seconds is a small bit of quartz. Quartz is a naturally occurring crystal that vibrates at a constant rate when an electric current passes through it.\n\nI'm sure all the folks involved in the manufacture of the watch were quite competent. Many of the folks I talked to seemed quite intelligent; but none of the people directly involved in the watch's manufacture would have been able to make a watch themselves from scratch. No one I had talked to so far was truly the Watchmaker.\n\nThe engineer who actually produced the design was knowledgeable and helpful. Unfortunately, his enthusiastic description of the process of circuit design was largely beyond me. I was able to glean two important facts: First, he used a computer aided design system. Second, his design was an enhancement of a previous design by another engineer, who based her design on an even earlier design, and so on; back through several decades.\n\nThe engineer was also able to provide me with a very interesting pamphlet entitled A brief history of time-keeping. This pamphlet traced the development of quartz clocks and watches back to a team of designers in the sixties. It went on to trace time-pieces in general back to the water-clocks of the ancient Greeks. It even contained a little speculation about the prehistoric people who
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That thought has crossed my mind before too.\n\nI don't know but I think anything like that is possible when it comes to a company that makes such huge profits based on ppl dieing or being sick.
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All I can think of right now is factory work.
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First off Mr(s).Sky how do you know that I am not already a machine? "I'm just a love machine...." never mind. I debated on this, should it be a coffee maker or bread dough machine. Bread dough machine wins out, because who doesn't love the smell and taste of fresh made bread. I would get so many compliments and would please so many people. Naturally this would have to be pre 1968 Paris and with \na limited amount of Voyeurs present.
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A gigantic Hershey bar please.\n\n= )
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mmm...cookies...*drools*\n\nchocolate chip
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Nope, don't think so. that's why they can afford to have two starbucks on a street. I think Rustan's owns it or something like that.
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Albert H is onto something!\n\nYou need to start marketing Jesus figurines, put up a dress code that requires us all to wear patriotically themed Looney Tunes apparel and expand the plus size girldle section. Also you must play Billy Ray Cyrus all the time. Oh and the associates that work there, I'm noticing they have more teeth and softer accents lately. You need to reverse this alarming trend.
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It was just before the end of WW2 and I was about five attending Primary School.  We were a large family and always hungry.  The Nuns knew this and would ask my brother and I to give them a hand to put the bread from the bakery into the kitchen for the next day.  They would give us the biggest slices of bread imaginable plastered in butter.       \n\nWhat an amazing answer, if I may say so myself, but to think that the memory of a slice of bread and butter can last for 60 odd years and still I can taste it..................
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There are no "gates of heaven" ye blasphemer! Only the volcano of sauce and the noodles from the FSM! How dare ye talk such nonsense of a "heaven"!!\n\nRAmen brotha :-)\n\n():-D\nshadowgirl
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IN THE SHOPS OR ANY FACTORY
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My cousin's company just received a contract to provide telecommunications services to the Intel campus in Saigon. I don't think there will be just one contractor for all of the construction. The project is too big for just one company.
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There was a thing circling the Internet this past Christmas, incorporating snacks in the holiday. \n\nThe story goes, a German baker wanted to create something to show his faith, so he designed a rope of dough in the form of arms bent forward and clasped in prayer. It looked sort of like the letter B on its side. But when it baked, the 2 hands didn't stick together, so he twisted them and tucked the tips under the top. \n\nThe new result was even better than he'd hoped for, because he'd accidentally created 3 holes (apparently for the trinity). I hadn't heard that the twisting was supposed to represent the crucifixion, but whatever. Anyway, I never heard of it before, either, but that's what about 30 people emailed me in November and December. \n\nPersonally, I doubt it. I've been to Bavaria and seen those German pretzel makers. And pretzels. Nothing holy about them. Pretty good with mustard though. Chalk it up to another urban legend online.
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Yes it is!  The milk comes from the intergalatic space cow, is sent down to earth via The Milky Way, and then converted to cheese at your local dairy factory.  Then the cheese is loaded up onto pullies in Alabama and hoisted up to the sky by my uncle Bob to build (or rebuild) the moon
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Don't steal the Girl Scout cookies. Set up a booth next to the Girl Scouts selling cookies and sell milk. Milk and cookies, what could be better?