What is the best way to embarrass or shock a co-worker?
405703
Well...Just put a panty on the doorknob outside his door in his office...That would sure make a lot of people think bat about him. Else, put a condom on the floor...some bras...also put some whitish-transparent shampoo on the floor and dont forget a brief and a panty too.
50278
Outfit each with a shocking collar like the ones used to train bird dogs.  Adjust the shock for the medium setting.  Hand the shock controller to the other guard at the beginning of the shift.\nI doubt that this is legal, but it would work.
1061518
Avert your eyes and say excuse me quietly as  you back out of the room (unless they didn't notice you - in that case say nothing).\n\nIf it has already been done, you just need to push past it - it's normal, it's natural, it's no big deal.  \n\nApolgize for any embarassment and forget about it.\n\nPeace!
792097
when you see her scream as loud as you can " I LOVE THIS GIRL" I mean scream it if you have a loud speaker get on that...if you dont embarrass her or yourself then go have a cup of coffee after work.... and remember if they dont love you at least they will find you handy
886450
tell her to be careful and be alert\ntell her the people she must avoid\nlook after her\n\nbut if anything bad happens....its up to you to throw those punches and make him feel the floor and make him taste his own blood...lol....just kidding....but im gonna do it if anything bad happens if i were you
959697
My dear.........there is no doubt, that there are times on YA that you're going to run into something like what you ran into. The best thing to do the minute you feel uncomfortable, is to log off. Of course, if you feel threatened, report it. You have no way of knowing if this person is merely playing sadistic jokes.....or is a serious wack job. Be careful..............LATER
480525
Did you make up that question? If you're serious, don't say anything to him. He'll wonder why you're there, in the first place. And he may already know about it but is embarrassed. It's never a good idea to embarrass your boss. Keep your lip zipped. Maybe it isn't even her.
299248
quit.\nu are too good of a human being to be let down by a racist co-worker. You can (if you're feeling evil) rat to your superiors. talk to the customer service section of your job, and tell them that you think your manager is being racist and judge mental and it is affecting their job and the way they treat people.
866806
The next time that your boss tells you that "this is a man's job", remind him that he is breaking the law.  A job is a job, there no longer is a "man's" job, just like there is no longer a "woman's" job.\n\nAlso let him know that if there is any more harassment by your co-workers, you will consider that as management's consent and approval of the unacceptable behavior, and you are prepared to take appropriate action, legal and otherwise.\n\nLet him know that you have started a log of inappropriate action/ behavior of fellow employees and management personnel. Starting with the instant conversation, you are documenting everything that is said and done (who, what, where, when, time, place, and witnesses), that you consider to be harassment or sexual discrimination, and/ or related matters such as counselling sessions that you may be involved in.\n\nAlso make him aware that any adverse action such as termination, discipline, demotion, or transfer to a less desirable position will be considered retaliation, and if it happens you will take further more aggressive action.\n\nTell him these are not threats but commitments. \n\nAsk him if that is "tough enough"!
799485
tell him fuck off say it really loud at lunch so everyone looks at him. he'll be super embarassed
1080816
Completely blank your mind.  you need to stop thinking about it.  When you go in an ability to listen and then react will make you look cool headed, responsive and attentive and this will always win the day even when you have done wrong.  Always apologise for any wrongdoing and give reasons why.  SMILE lots,  we have neurons that trigger a similar feeling to what someone els is doing so if you smile they will feel relaxed and happier inside.\n\nUnless you have killed a coworker you sould be OK.\nJust remember calm.  Keep a clear head and stand your ground in a polite way, don't be swayed into argument as arguments are counter productive and thgey can always fire you so they will always win.\n\nI would love to know what you have done as I could give better advice
964939
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.\n\nbefriend this person, don't complain about them any more, and wham when ever they say  bad - you can casually mention to the boss which is negative about the job or your boss let your boss know :)  Yeah be a backstabber/brown noser
1016097
always be professional, that way they can never complain about you.\n(always be in a position in which you're covered.)\n\nSpeak to your immediate boss about it, see if she can't first talk to the co-workers about it. \n\nAlso check out a book called "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff at Work."
729654
As soon as you enter the office, say to yourself----"IT's SHOWTIME!"\n    tHen you pretend you are an actor, and that you have to be nice and cool to this co-worker.  Or you can just simply IGNORE HER, close your eyes and ears whenever she's around.  Get an Ipod, and listen to it when she's there.  Keep yourself extremely busy so you won't have space for her.
590096
hi there . my advice to you is to address the situation straight away as you are getting very angry and this can be resolved before the situation becomes untentable! \nthis is a common accurance and can be simply remedied by expressing your concerns as to your situation at work and impact it is having or could have on your job and frienship . The longer you leave it the harder it will be to broach and the outcome will be seen as you being the bady .good luck with it\nRegards.\n Adrian
758215
This a deep office ethics verus common morality.  Confronting your co-worker verbally in private maybe taken as show of strength perhaps even agression.   A good course of action would be to confront her in front of your co-workers in calm and even tempered logical manner.  If she doesn't like you and spreads rumor she'll come out as agressive or defensive.  The calmer your stay saying comments like "Your behavior lately has been childish and unprofessional."  and "Such action is unwarrented, if you have greivence against me bring it to my attention and we can work it out"  Nine times out of ten the other person will come out with defensive remarks making them look bad.  They might even reveal their problem with you.  Good luck  and stay calm rumours can only bring you down if you sink with them.
897238
Make them toothless!\n\nHa ha...no, just embrace it.  I'm awkward; I'll admit it...I'm plenty awkward.  I make jokes of it.  If people realize that you know you're awkward, but you don't care, they won't care either.  Besides, if you can laugh at it yourself, it won't matter so much if others laugh at it too.  \n\nI can't help it if I run into walls and store displays any more than you can help knocking things down.  It happens, and then it makes for an interesting story later on!