How can I get my boss, who is a Klingon, to treat me better?
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get a transfer to another spaceship that does not have a klingon as the captain, maybe one of the confederate vessels could help you out? You know anything about navagating through warp space? If you do you can mail me your resume at info@starshipenterprize.com I need a new nagigator.
993078
Re-evaluate your job and what you were hired to do.  Just do your work, do it well, stay out of office politics.  Stop chatting so much, because whatever your talking about, it's controversial and provoking others to snitch.  A competent boss may one day decide to rid the office of the both of you, just to serve as an example to others to "just do what you were hired to do and save the cattyness for your off duty hours".
41713
Try communication with him/her, if that doesn't work then get another job.  This may help him/her or they may not care and go through workers like underwear.
848858
We should use water and paper.  They should just stock bathrooms with flushable handi-wipes.  You're right.  I hate Klingons.
1064455
Great answer from teresawol.  it sounds like he is intimidated by you.  Actually you can tell him to f off, you just have to do it in a very tactful way and when he responds, do what he does....act like you don't know what he is talking about.  There are laws that protect you from being dismissed w/o cause. I do realize that this is a right to work state.
505051
How may I serve and glorify You better?
683935
There is a book I bought a long time ago called "Coping with Difficult People" which is like dealing with difficult people. You can buy it at any bookstore under the self-improvement section. Also, talk with your boss and maybe he can resolve your problems you may have with a co-worker. Don't worry, we've all been there. I sympathize with you. However, just a suggestion, you may not want to use that kind of language on Yahoo Answers.
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Rise above it. If she deliberately embarasses you, then she is the problem. Do your work well and professionally. Talk with her and inform her that you would prefer to be told about your mistakes in private so that you could remedy them. Always be professional and job oriented. Bosses hate office politics....Document all incidents that are caused by her, if it continues over a period of time approach the person over both of you. If you are doing your work well, it will show.  If she is the boss, get out now while you still have some self esteem.  Good luck.  Be proactive, not reactive.
502889
I would offer them some coffee, tea or soda as peace making gesture.Of course you will want to spike it with ex lax or lobelia, either one will keep them occupied and out of the office enough, that you won't have to put up with their crap.An added plus is you will shine as the employee who is always there getting the job done.
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An admirable goal!  \nStep 1.  Get a set of thick glasses, break them on one side or in the middle.  Repair with masking tape.\n\nStep 2.  Learn the ins and outs of every episode of Star Trek.  Know the names, become familiar with planetary systems and other races.\n\nStep 3.  Learn Klingon.  Seriously, buy the tapes, practice consistently, and beef up the for next Trekkie convention.\n\nStep 4.  Purchase a Subscription to Reader's Digest.  Not, in and of itself a nerdy activity, but turn to the vocabulary section.  Learn these words and include them in everyday vocabulary.\n\nStep 5.  Develop and groom and understanding of the scientific and physical aspects of everyday phenomenom.  Such as why the water in a toilet swirls only one direction in Northern Hemisphere and the other direction in the Southern Hemisphere.  Be prepared to share with anyone within earshot.\n\nStep 6.  Purchase a pocket protector for your ink pens.  Only wear button up shirts with a pocket, and make sure you have a pen for every situation.  \n\nStep 7.  Switch from wallet to "he-purse", which has been medically proven to be much better for your posture!\n\nStep 8.  Learn to program and tinker with every electronic device known to man.  But don't personally own any, as you don't want to be tied down to the restrictions society places on us by insisting that we always be chained to a cell phone or palm pilot.\n\nStep 9.  Work long, difficult equations with a chinese marker on your windows.  Mutter to yourself while working out the solutions.\n\nStep 10.  Get yourself the most unusual (and often scariest) pet you can handle (hissing cock roach, African Tarantula, Poison Dart Frog) and learn everything about it.  When people ask you about it, launch into a mini lecture about your pet, including normal diet and reproductive habits.\n\nCongratulations - you are well on your way to becoming a nerd.  The only way to truly test your nerdiness is to put yourself in an uncomfortable situation.  Go to a really happening club as your new, nerdy self.  If lots of people stare at you, then you only succeeded in Looking like a nerd.  But if you actually begin to repel people, then, you are a true NERD!!!!
287635
i work in a prison so i know scum but you could ask him to try and leave work there tell him it bothers you [remember communication @love can over come anything]
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Talk to the boss, she may not realize that her tone and mannerisms can be construed to be less than acceptable, especially when counseling/ coaching employees. \n\nSome, not most, bosses have a "better than you" attitude, perhaps as a defensive mechanism to shield themselves from ambitious subordinates.\n\nA good boss is a partner with his/her subordinates, recognizing that their (the bosses) success depends on the subordinates, the reverse is just a true. \n\nFind a time when there is little or no stress, in a neutral place (possibly over lunch - that would be a first, an employee asking a supervisor to lunch), couch the request in such a way so as not to cause the boss to look for ulterior motives - "I have a personal problem that I would like to discuss with you. Is lunch convenient?"
532150
My boss trying to explain something to me!
1017862
Give your boss a good smack in the mouth. You should see changes taking place shortly afterwards. Glad to be of help.
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Look them directly in the eye the first time they do it and ask them if they're feeling ok.  Then tell them your expectation is that they will treat you with respect.  If they continue, document every incident so that you have specifics to present to your supervisor.  Many managers would like to also deal with the issue but it is difficult when employees only approach them with generalities like "Susy Q. is rude to me."  Managers need specifics to be able to address the issue with the employee.  They need to know exactly what was said by both of you, the date and time, and if there were any witnesses.  If you provide this, you will find get better responses.  Also, ask yourself why you have had this issue on every job.  Perhaps you could take a conflict resolution course as well.  Also, most often the guilty party is a completely different person in front of the manager so it sometimes takes awhile for the manager to ferret out the real situation.
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Since simians shine in the space program....please ensure you don't scuttle or sabotage Buzz"s selection of sense.You could screw up his scheme and self worth, setting off self loathing and perhaps schizophrenia.\n\nSianora......sigh
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Unfortunately, most bosses are like this....but I have learnt to face up to my boss (your boss) or anyone who is "in a way putting you down", and it works....I will turn the tables on them and ask them simply "what it is that they don't agree with" or what would they do differently, I will never allow anyone to just "put me down" without at least getting some kind of response back from them, I want to know the reason why.......especially and you must be honest, if your intentions were well meaning....and after a few times doing this to your boss, your friend, your family member, someone in a store/restaurant, believe me, you will leave them with an IMPRESSION of who you are and that will be, that you will want to get to the core of the matter........Good-Luck