How do I roundhouse kick someone in the face?
404859
You can apprentice yourself to Chuck Norris but don't plan on living through it unless you can slip him enough animal tranquilizers every morning to kill 5 elephants. That should slow his awesome speed down to normal human parameters.
435371
I think you should give him a roundhouse kick to the head.
300483
talk to the guy...if the guy acts like a jack@$$ beat his @$$
1156877
Put your hand in there face and walk away
172015
startle the person by punching him in his chest hard! see what happens
212195
Punch yourself in the face until your unconscious.
847125
FIGHT WITH AGGRESSION! NO HOLDS BARRED! ANYTHING GOES! 1, KICKN IN BALLS  2, BITING 3, KICKING 4, PUNCHING 5, BUTTING 6, ELBOWING.\n\nWEAPONS NO NO! ALWAYS TRY N USE YOUR OWN ABILITY. IF IT FAILS........(PRACTICE) \n\nYOU'LL WIN 1 DAY! \n\nI PROMISE!
578958
HIT HIM WITH AN UGLY STICK
609531
the best way is stand up to them.... if they hit him then he needs to take the biggest one, walk right up to him and punch him as hard as he can in the nose,,,,,,,,, they might fight but no one will mess with him after...\ni work with kids ( self defense) and there is just so long a kid can take things like that..\n\n \nif he lets it go it will only get worse...
781316
it is easy just ask ur friend to give a few heavy punches on ur face,u w'd get instant result.
851568
GET A FACE MASK AND KNUCKLE DUSTERS.....START WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE BALLS....ALL HIS PUNCHES WILL BE SOFTER THEN
882075
chase him down and kick him in the nuts
976010
If you are going to get your ass kicked, you must first eliminate any idea of fighting this person, because if you fight them, they will kick your ass if they are good at doing that.\nIf you are in that position, instead of trying to fight them, only focus on destroying them before they can kick your ass.  Because of this, all rules must go out the window...you should and must deploy any means necsessary to take them out.  If you think they are about to attack, you must make DAMN sure you do it first and use whatever you can find.....bottles, rocks, chairs, elbows, knees, your head, or anything else that will make sure you will survive.  And once you know you have the chance...Run....don't be stupid.\nAlso, a strong and fast throat jab will most likely stop any sized aggressor.  Eyes, groin, and the ever popular dual palm slaps to the ears which destroys their eardrums.
929534
Hmm. Yelling at them doesnt seem to work, neither does repeatedly beating them with your fist. Thats a toughie. Perhaps you could attatch some furniture castors and roll it down a steep hill?
461485
LOL. All of the above! I'd rather be punched in the face than get kicked in the balls!
269087
If its a male: kick or punch him in the balls\n\nIf its a female: punch her in the throat
150922
stomp his instep you can break his foot this way, kick him you know where, hit him under th nose as hard as you can upward force this can break his nose and make it very hard to see, use any thing you can get your hands on rocks,even stab him with a pencil if thats all you have, if you get a hold of his ear you can twist it and put him on the ground but you have to twist it and make it painfull.