if  you have to put an elephant in fridge in three stepes. how would you do that?
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open the fridge\nshove the elephant in\nclose the door
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Upper or Lower part of the fridge? LoL.. I think its great to have a drink (alcohol or not~), and listenin to your fav music. Jazz is preferable. =)
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poke a hole in one of the eyes of the coconut and drain the liquid.  Put it in a couple of plastic bags and give it a whack over a hard rock, it will crack and seperate
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any flavor of jello and add flour, sugar and a little soft. Make the mixture kinda doughy and then put in the refrigerator.
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Think of a number between 1 & 10.\n-----3\n\nMultiply your number by 9.\n-------27\n\nAdd the digits of your answer. (if it was 23 then 2+3=5)\n---------9\n\nWhen done correctly you should be left with a single number. Now minus 5\n---4\n\nIf your number is 1 your the letter A. If it's 2 your the letter B. 3 your C. 4 your D 5 your E etc etc.\n--------------D\n\nGo to the next letter in the alphabet after yours.\n---------E\n\nChoose an animal beginning with that letter no birds or insects though!!!\n---------elephant\n\nHave you thought of one? I'm gonna try and guess it.... ***PHANELET***\nIf you can rearrange these letters to get your animal I got it right ;-)\n\n----------pretty good ;)
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Yuck. I guess after a while it wouldn't seem like such a big deal. Here's an idea, why don't you let it fall to the ground , and then pick it up after he's done. This way you won't have elephant a$$ in your face all the time. What is she going for Employee of the Month!  "Ginger never even let's the shit hit the ground! She's the Best!"
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Put a cot next to the fridge.
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Time to get a new fence.\n\n Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?\nTo hide in the strawberry batch/\n\nEver see an elephant in a strawberry patch?\nsee it works!!
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Fill the 3 and dump into the 5\nFill the 3 again and then fill the 5 with 2 litres\nEmpty 5 and put the last litre in the 3 bucket into the 5\nFill the 3 again and dump into 5 for a total of 4 litres.
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mix two cups of water with 3 cups of flour\nAdd the juice of adult one coco-berry tree (min height 936ft 3inches)\nFold in two cups of young ladys body hair mixed with 1 tsb of old man rimula\nturn around in three complete circles chanting UMBA UMMA UMBA\nand leave to chill over night or for a t least 18 minutes.\nPinch of salt to taste\nVoila...you have gold!\n\nIf this one fails, I do have a magic spell but it requires milk which is extremely difficult to get these days since the cows became extinct, it doesn't work as well with boobie milk.
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u sea it u eat it u get fat three easy steps \nagain:\nsee\neat\nfat
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put the parrot in your drawer with the rest of the sh1te lol
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sew  some pig skintogether and poke holes in it and tie a shoesting in and out in anad out and then another shoestirng and put it through the other part to tie at
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no need of ice cubes \nto pu in trousers\njust sit in refrigerator for 5 min
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well i would add loads of love in the form of love then add the white pure sweetened milk of trust and faith.then i would spread the flavour of laughter and add the marmalade of friendship .i will also add the fruits of friends ,love ,joysand lots of happiness strawberries and watermelon .then i will keep this mixture in the fridge of god 's blessings and wait for the right time to have .when that time will come i will enjoy this recipe of life with life and for life
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1. open the door and put the elephant in.\n2. open the door, take out the elephant, stick in the giraffe\n3. the giraffe. he's still stuck in the refridgerator\n4. er...dunno this....is it coz its safe to cross as all the crocs are at the animal council the lion king is holding? lol dunno.
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use a parashute and a cup full of torn paper for cushing make sure that the egg is secure in the cup so it doesnt fall out when it lands