What would be the best reaction?
400366
I was doing a research on Internet Security and needed to collect data on user's habits and user's lack of security consciousness.\n\nFor the study to be truthful and representative, I needed to track the user's actual response. The study aims to show the average length of time it takes for unusual activities to be eventually identified and dealt with.\n\nSuch studies will help the nation to prevent more serious crime like "terrorism". An advisory document will be produced and submitted to the relevant authorities as recommendations.
557678
Ah ha.  Thermite.  Magnesium ribbon would be the usual method to start this reaction.\n\nBe careful with this reaction...
447962
If it's the best answer, complement the answer itself.\nIf it actually helped, say thank you.\nIf it's a random choice, it deserves a random response ;-)
795003
i would turn around and respond to your kisses. i think this is great.. i can't even imagine that someone could react differently...
434314
laughing gas. it works pretty quickly and you will be all lightheaded and giddy...but you wont really be as concerned with what they are doing in your mouth lol.
671003
Smile, say that it was good of him to enlighten you with his/her/it's point of view, and that you'd get back once you'd figured the depth of the person's insights which that person was so good to share with you.\n\nThe next time the person tries to corner you, smile and rush off saying that you'd a broken garter or broken a heel or something like that.\n\nGuys will have to think of some reason or the other to fob off the person without bopping him, cause violence will feed to his frenzy and make him a martyr, at least in his own eyes.
1166487
Sounds like you should find something else to drink...seriously.  Any reaction could get worse.
567011
I would light the match first.  Since I answered first, of course, I should be picked as BEST ANSWER.
137698
definately vodka - this is a serious response. i ensure it will work
975853
PLEASE specify backlash!
1035029
None, just go slower and stop for 5 second breather now and then. Trust me, he'll be pissed but "IT" wont come out as fast.
927946
Say this:\n"If you hate me so much, is Hatorade your favorite?  Also when you say you are so ballistic with me then why do you even take the time to write me an email?  Would you stop being a two year old toddler?  Seems like you have nothing better to do so stop hating and back off, because girl you ain't seen nothing yet!"\n\n               You go girl, I know you can do it!  Fire at her and she really ain't seen nothing yet so throw her way off course and let's see how that loser reacts!
776625
I would first of all go with option B and if it happens again i would choose option A and me and my bestfriend would kick his slimy little a s s!\n\n=)
15012
give thumbs up, or choose the best answer
514688
Spy on him.  That's the best way to find out.
882245
This is not a question for the people using this site.....\n if you are in Education, you would know where to get this\n info... if not,  then you have the reaction you wanted..
10474
Blow it.\n\nHey here's a joke:  How do you get a Kleenex to dance?\n\nPut a little boogie in it!!!!!