What do you say when you produce a very smelly fart in your cubicle and your boss walks up to talk to you?
399265
i don't know, i've never been in this situation.  my boss and i frequently have farting contests because we are both so gassy.  i walk into his large office and rip a nice one and let it hang there for a while, at least until i can smell it, then i just leave.  then he saunters into my cube and rips a nice one, let's it linger, and then just leaves.  i'm not sure what the score of our battle is, but i've got to be beating him.  his toots come out little and whimpy, and although mine pass through my sphincter somewhat wet, they are always large and billowy.
92628
If the person asking the questions is male and you are female just say "I $%&$ around with many of my coworkers and always with my boss and I have been fired because I was caught $%&&ing in the bathroom from several jobs but I cannot help myself"
694398
ask them to excuse you whle u go to the resroom
647877
Give him a stink yourself and if he comments just bring it up
917630
just say ..oi!! fatty!!...put some deodorant on u stinky mutt
684862
As a supervisor at 2 different companies, I have had to explain to an employee that they had an odor problem.  As horrible and embarrassing as it was for me, it was even more so for them.  But the truth is if it were you, wouldn't you want to know?  Actually in both instances it had to do with their behaviors.  One guy used a cologne that had a BO like smell, the other worked out before he showed up to work without showering.  Simple fixes and everyone was happy in the end.
267349
you must tell you boss all about it.. give a good notice period and wait for the reaction.. no matter what it was you did what you had to do and he is the one who will feel bad if he reacted in a disrespectfull way
39588
I feel for you. I don't know if you can in the UK but you can in the U.S. Just fire them on the grounds of bad hygiene.Get someother people to sign a statement saying that this person has very bad hygiene. Then if you get took to court for firing them you will have proof. And I do not know any Judge that would expect you to smell someones body odor. Good luck.  Or get a clothes pin! lol.
261036
I would pull down my pants and tell my boss to kiss my bare butt, then tell everyone I work with exactly how I felt about them. It would go like this ..."screw you, screw you, screw you...you're cool, screw you, screw you... I'm OUT!"
280009
Stand up to the person in question.  It is polite to let them know that you have a problem with their work habits BEFORE you tell your supervisor.  If your colleague does not change, then go to your boss.  If your boss does not deal with the problem, tell them you are not happy, and go to THEIR supervisor.  They will respond if you go higher in the chain of command, and remember, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
826646
Well whose opinion matters most to him; everyone at work or yours?  Everyone at work might not be as honest as you would.  If he wants to deny it and stink than that's his fault.  \n\nIf all else fails iritate your skin with something and tell him you have a rash and you think its his new cologne.  If he still won't stop wearing it than put some amonia in it.  Maybe when he smells it he'll think "Has this always smelled this bad?"
738700
Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
152391
If the smell doesn't bother him, doing the same to him won't bother him either.  I say, if you've spoken to him several times about it to no avail now it's time for drastic measures.\nIf you don't mind the confrontation that will definitely happen, either take the basket and sit it ON TOP of his side of the desk for him to find. Or dump it directly onto his chair.  He may get mad but then he should realize how his trash is affecting you.\nGood luck.
329427
Rise above it. If she deliberately embarasses you, then she is the problem. Do your work well and professionally. Talk with her and inform her that you would prefer to be told about your mistakes in private so that you could remedy them. Always be professional and job oriented. Bosses hate office politics....Document all incidents that are caused by her, if it continues over a period of time approach the person over both of you. If you are doing your work well, it will show.  If she is the boss, get out now while you still have some self esteem.  Good luck.  Be proactive, not reactive.
1098457
Your farts will smell minty fresh! You and the yellow poop guy should hook up!
804516
First of all you're an idiot for telling your boss.  He doesn't want to hear you whine.  You should have just cut out her tongue.
813860
yes farting is natural out bodies do it at the most awkward times.\nAlthough if someone has a farting problem that just stinks out the office..  Sometimes subtle hints help.\nLike wow that was a little smelly mate. mind opening some windows.. or asking for some spray to go around the office.\n\nIf these don't help then you will have to be forward.. \nLook mate..  these farts are starting to make me feel ill.. can  you move away when know your going to release one.\nor go to the toilet, Ask are you taking anything for it.\nbeing forward might make them feel awkward but also bringing it to there attention that its becoming a problem is the best.