what is the quickest way to get rid of the smell of weed and beer?
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Someone's had a party while their parents are away!\n\nStrike a few matches...the carbon should take some of the smell away...and open all the windows!
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here is an easy one to answer.  I was a mechanic.  Go to the store and buy GO-JO Orange hand cleaner.  Scrub his clothes with that and rinse and then wash.  I removes most stains and removes the gas smell
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Ok I could be wrong here but try some kitty litter in a paper bag and leave for a couple hours and see what happens. I know you can do this with paperback books to remove the musty odor from them.
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weed takes a month or so to clear out of your system no matter how much you smoked. dip your finger in bleach the day of let if dry on your finger and put it in the stream when you take the test.
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#1. Quit drinking beer.\n#2. Diet.\n#3. Exercise.
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try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
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try nair, or debator cream, it works and it works well, but it smells like BOOTY!, teehee
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stop smoking it stinks \njust try it for a week and then smell someone who smokes\nthats what you smell like you just don't know it
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Give it 4-8 weeks to be safe. To really speed it up and help flush out, try drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. Also, if you can get some Golden Seal or a multi-vitamin containing Golden Seal then that will help with the flushing out.\n\nYour absolute best way to go though is stop smoking the crap. Then it's guaranteed out of your body and you have no fear of getting caught and facing trouble.
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There are no over night home remedies to get pot out of your system. You can go to your local head shop and get a cleansing solution but you have to take it that day and drink a lot of water. It will cost around $40. But that only works on a piss test. Since there are so many ways around a piss test nowadays companies usually do hair follicle tests which means you're pretty much screwed. Good luck.\n\n********Pot takes at the most 30 days to get out of your system and that's if you smoke everyday. If you are an occasional toker it can take up to two weeks. 3 months......lmao!!!!
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If the person your moving in with is smart, then the cops will never show up.  just take some safety precautions, like have a designated smoking room, keep all gear in one place not strewn about for the cops to find. as for the smell, use a paper towel or toilet paper tube and stuff a bunch of dryer sheets in it, now exhale through this and it should cut down the smell significantly. of course if you don't want to go to all this trouble, then i would suggest finding a roomie that dosen't smoke
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with a lighter and some weed
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get yourself some kittly litter put a cup of it in a sock.  Tie the sock in a knot and put them down into each one your boots.  Let sit in there untill you can no longer smell the "odor".
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Throw the weed away, man.
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Take a big ole "Beer" dump in it!
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Try "readyclean". It has always worked. But you must follow the instructions exactly. But beware some higher panel drug tests actually test for cleaners and things like that.
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Laxative in his coffe, tea or beer.  Better still, sew some prawns into the linings of his curtains.  He will wonder for days where the stench is coming from, unless of course he reads Yahoo answers.   I can think of a few other things, but it wouldn't be legal.   Best of luck.