why are there knats all over my house, how do i stop them?
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First, you need to remove the source.  The insects you may be referring to tend to lay their eggs in soil--such as the soil in your potted pants.  You need to re-pot any live plants you have in your home.  Also, you need to insure that no food (particularly fruit--peels or whole) is left out in the open or in uncovered garbage cans. It is advisable to scrub any garbage cans you have indoors.  Getting rid of those insects you can presently see is not a big problem--an off the shelf bug spray will take care of that.\n\nIf you take the above measures, you will rid yourself of the nuisance.
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Report the f**king c*nt to anyone, just tell police and they'll sort it I reckon.\nDon't be put off by all the answers you'll probably receive from cheesey geeks, gotta get rid of em or you'll be paying for em to live for free
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Just right click and delete.\nEmpty trash bin to completely get rid of it.
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use a hot towel and moisten the area, and push against them, using the towel to clean it up. you must push hard enough until they are out, or else it's no use. if you need more help, use tweezers
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dont pick at them, at night put dab of toothpaste on them, i find it really works!
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you probably have some sort of fungus that produces the smell.  kill the fungus, stop the smell.
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my decorative towels being used or moved!\nthey r just for looks so if ya come to my house dont move or use them ur liable to get hurt!!
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take the ball out of the bottom of the mouse and clean the runners, they get crap stuck round them. just scrape it with your finger nail and blow it out.
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Get a popup blocker at walmart or get a free one at download.com \nIve never been able to stop ALL popups.  \nDO clean your drive.  Go to internet properties, then in the middle where it says temp internet files, click delete cookies, then delete files.  The second will take a few moments.\nDefrag.\nThere you go.\nIf you have blocks set up, and when you try to get into an area and a BLOCK comes up, click on the area again WHILE holding the CTRL key at the same time.
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Get a popup blocker from Google or Yahoo. Then run a spyware program such as Spybot or AdAware. That should clean up your system or at least tell you what is affecting it so you can manually search and remove the pesky things.
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you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
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just get a a cardboard paper with adhesive glue (the kind used for building) put it around your room, but be careful you dont march on it!! once people's feet get glued to the cardboard a couple of times they'll stop disturbing you!
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You have a compulsive obsessive disorder. Don't let it carry you away my friend, it can and will control you just like an obsessive boyfriend.\n   See a doctor first. Then lets get down to facts. If you've cleaned the mold out from between the bathroom cracks, cleaned the floors with a detergent and the toilet seats, the stool, in and around everything, you'll get almost 100% of anything that can harm you. The same in the kitchen. Don't leave scrap food around, your garbage has to go out at night, etc.\n   Clean up your dirty clothes, wash them, etc. normal household cleaning will do most of it including vacuuming.\n   Don't get too carried away and become obsessive. Don't drive people away. Remember, see the doctor, tell him your desires. In the lab we use a 10% solution of bleach for bacterial control, let it air dry but, this isn't all that necessary in the home.
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you could fork there yard (stick forks all over  there yard, a pain in the a s s to get out. or put a bunch of rubberbands o n there driveway there are impossible to broom away so you have to ick up each one
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I grant you exhibitionism is annoying, but can't you just close the curtains on the side of your house facing them?  It seems a shame for you to move out just because of that.  It's sort of like letting them control your life, isn't it?\n\nHave you tried asking them to close their curtains?
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Oh they just slither under doors.  \n\nYou can't keep them away. Just ignore them.
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Avoid rolling over them. Or click the little X if they do pop open. Most pop up blockers don't do anything about them.