Anyone know of a good softball joke?
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There seems to be a few at these websites:\n\nhttp://www.basicjokes.com/dtitles.php?cid=529\n\nhttp://www.internetzentrale.com/jesters/Fun/softballjokes2.html
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Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had \ngreat seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked \nher how she liked the experience. \n \n"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and \nall the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." \n \nDumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" \n \n"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest \nof the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the \nquarterback!' Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"
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http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
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Go to bored.com or jokesgallery.com
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.\n\nHe hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.\n\nThen the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.\n\nOnce more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.\n\nThen the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.\n\nThe motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.\n\nThe farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!" \n\nA travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.\n\nHe called them into his shop, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."\n\nHe took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!\n\nAbout a month later the little lady came in to his shop.\n\n"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.\n\n"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?" \n\nWhat a woman says:\n\n"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"\n\nWhat a man hears:\n\n"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!" \n\nA couple of elderly men were sitting in the park chatting about days gone by, when a pretty young woman came into view and walked past. Seconds later a young man appeared, walking just a bit faster than the young woman, and gaining steadily on her. The first old man gazed after the couple and said, "Do you remember when used to chase pretty girls down the street?" His friend hardly stirred and replied wearily, "Yes I do remember how we used to chase them, but I can't for the life of me remember why
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making fun of something that exists
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if i made u laugh, would u please give me ten points???\nbecoz i never had 10 pts. in my life ever!!!\npromiz...\n\nseller: can i help u sir?\nman: my wife needs bra but i dont know the size.\nseller: touch my breast sir and try to estimate.\nman: oh, i 4got she needs underwear too!!!\nhahaha....
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Oh my God! How hilarious! I looove the end sentence.\nThen a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" \n\n"Nope........just when it's raining."
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Here is a clean joke.\n\n\nA woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.\nAfter a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away."\nThe distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?\n"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.\n"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.\nAs the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.\nThe vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.\nThe vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,\nbut as I said, this is most definitely, 100%\ncertifiably, a dead duck."\nThen the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit\na few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.\nThe duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.\n"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!\n\nREADY ?\n\nThe vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my\nword for it, the bill would have been $20 but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00
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Try...\n\n www.jokes.com\n \n               Hope that this helps!!!
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
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Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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L + J is going to bring in a ringer to pitch and the game will be called due to the mass brawl, but then they will all go out for beers. isn't that what softball is really about? YEs, yes it is!
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Here's a quick one-liner to get things started...\n\n"Well, we're so proud of Mr. Baldwin for finally passing to a higher grade after years of hard work...."\n\nTry browsing through these to get ideas:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/category?c=38\nhttp://www.teach.net/teachingjokes.htm\nhttp://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/teachers.htm
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Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!