BUSTED!!!! Great joke!!! I hope you people enjoy it :) 'N let me know your funny comments..?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! DAMN!!!! PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW WONDERING WHY IM LAUGHING BY MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY PC!! HAHAHA!!! THANKS A LOT!!
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Now that's funny, haha!  Thanks for the laugh:)
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ahahahahahahha!! * iam !! that guy deserves a beating ...now u deserve a LAUGH!! on this JOKE!!! wtg! its hilarious 10 stars...geewahuahua!!! ;) thx
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Hey, I like this one. You're the first person who made me laugh today. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. But, I have been in other categories of serious topics today, so I needed a cheer up!
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this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
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very funny......i did not pay attention on the first paragraph coz i read it before...but when i read the second one....i burst into laughter......thank you so much...you make my day bright!!!
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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So my first reaction was that this joke was kinda cheesy, but when I tried to tell it to my dad, I started laughing so hard that I couldn't tell it any more.  Thanks for the great joke!  I hope you have more to tell us :)
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LOL, a very rare thing on  here is to read jokes that I have not read/heard b4!\nNice to see an original
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Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
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AM I FUNNY ENOUGH? HOPE SO...\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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Ha Ha Ha .......You fellas must be all with good sense of humour to understand and to with stand the Joke !!! Nice one !!! I liked it !!!
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)