Do you look at your poopy before you flush? If so why & HOW BIG IS IT??
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AHA! So the screenwriter of Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector is a member of Yahoo Answers.
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I do, just to see if it is a floater, sinker, mystery, or spreader poop.
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Go poop. Poop, forrest, Poop!\n(I just have to say that was the only question actually worth answering today!)
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Why? Do you have TP for my bung-hole?
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Hahahahahaha!! That's gross!! Best damn question I've read all night. \n\nOn the other hand, it could be old toilet paper tangled in your @$$ hairs.
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Enough so that;\n1) It fits tightly in my vagina,\n2) Cannot fit in my butt without lube,\n3) Can barely grasp it whole with my fist!\n\nI'm not good with measuring stuff like that... I prefer to feel my way around such things!
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Is this for real?  Kinda of a "weird" question but I assume he would know just like anyone else.  Can you look at your bottom when you wipe?  I believe he could successfully perform this function by how clean he feels.  He's blind, not stupid!
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It will help you poop!
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The consistency of your stool (poop) is based on what you've eaten.  Solid poop requires less wiping.  That's the *bottom" line about wiping.  ; )
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The really really first thing that I do when I go inside a public rest room is to glance at my reflection in the mirror before I look at the queue for the stalls. When I get into the stall, I check for cleanliness first, then toilet paper second.  If everything is OK, I proceed inside but before anything else, I check the lock. If that's OK as well, then BINGO!! I go and do my business.
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the butt holds our rectum together. When we poop, it cushions our bodies from injury. \n\nHow disgusting.
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i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
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I dont sit on the toilet at all, I always squat and hold the back of my pants so it does not touch the seat.I also bring my own baby wipes with me. I never use the public toilet paper. You never know what touched the roll of t/p before you got there. Females can be so unsanitary when it comes to the restrooms, and I don't want to take my chances.
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I just sit on it without putting tp on it first!\n\nUnless it is really really gross of course, then I just find another toilet.
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Why should I wait until I'm home to get the nuggets outta my nose?  For you?  No way.  I'll pick away. I need to breathe through my nose, so the paths gotta be clear.  Sometimes I pick em' and flick em' onto other cars.  Sometimes I put em on the "Booger Ball" that I'm making in my car.  It's about 18" in diameter now.  I'm gonna call Guiness, I think it's a record, don't you?
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Who sits in a public toilet bathroom and why?  ?????\nIf you have to go...what do you do???????? Hang from the walls of the stall and hope for good aim????
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I just love to clean toilets. I don't know what is about doing this menial chore,  but it just bowls me over. I love to go with the flow. There is nothing more rewarding than seeing a well scrubbed toilet. It makes me flush with excitement. Some people just give me the brush off when I share this with them, but it all evens out in the end. Dirty toilets are a pet peeve of mine. It is such a waste. I don't spent a lot of time doing it, just four, oh, nine minutes.