FOR THE LADIES! The worst place you're bf/spouse ever wanted to do IT?
415028
in his parents living room while they were gone and opps, who opened the door while we were in the middle of it.....yup they came home early
226882
My wildest sexual thought was having sex outside in the open during the day. I have fulfilled this dream with my husband on a table in our back yard and yes we have a bunch of neighbors.  Yes, I would want my husband to confide in me his wildest thoughts just so I could try to fulfill them.
626027
After what? What would have made you not want to have sex now?
577458
My ex-husband (we had been married 10 years) gave me the surprise Christmas gift of having arranged for me drive 2000 miles to spend the rest of the holiday with my grandmother. It was very inconvenient for me to actually take the trip, and way out of our budget at the time, but his own grandparents had recently died, and I imagined this had something to do with his strange gift ... he had already called Gramma and told her to expect me and all. So I went. \n\nThrough the entire trip, my husband wasn't answering the phone or returning my calls. His parents also couldn't be reached. You can imagine how little either Gramma or I enjoyed the visit with me being worried sick. So I turned around and headed home through a blizzard.\n\nI arrived home after 40 hours of straight driving to find my husband in OUR bed with a teenager, and about $3000 in credit card bills from their "honeymoon" in DisneyWorld.\n\nTo this day, he complains to our friends that I "didn't have to be such a bitch" about that. 'Tis better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with the dumb psycho bastard for another 20 years.
633048
I assume you mean places to have sex and not "ways" based on your example. So here ya go:\n\n1.On top of the washer... while it's running. \n2.On a soft rug in front of a fireplace. \n3.On a secluded island beach. \n4.In the backyard under the stars. \n5.In the woods after it rains. \n6.On a motorcycle. \n7.In a public restroom. \n8.In a plane restroom. \n9.In a movie theater. \n10.On a train in the middle of the night. \n11.In bed with silk or satin sheets. \n12.In bed with rose petals all over. \n13.On the beach at night. \n14.In your lover's childhood room while their parents are home. \n15.Outside in the rain. \n16.In a hot tub.\n17.On a yacht during a full moon.\n18.Under a rainbow.\n19.On a trampoline.\n20.On top of a hill.\n21.In the middle of nowhere.\n22.In the car during heavy traffic.\n23.In the car on the side of a deserted road.\n24.In a hotel.\n25.In a state park.\n26.On a waterbed.\n27.In a barn full of hay.\n28.In a field full of wildflowers.\n29.On a rooftop.\n30.In an open field at night.\n31.By a waterfall with the water misting all around you.\n32.Under a waterfall.\n33.In your partner's bed.\n34.In the garage.\n35.On a jungle gym at night.\n36.Outside during sunset.\n37.In the car going through an automated car wash.\n38.On your patio, balcony, or deck on a starry night.\n39.In the mountains.\n40.On an abandoned air field.\n41.Under the full moon in wet grass.\n42.On a porch swing.\n43.In the living room during the day with the windows wide open.\n44.On a blanket beside a lake.\n45.In an elevator.\n46.On the bathroom floor.\n47.In your partner's parents room.\n48.In a sauna.\n49.In a very big bed.\n50.On the top bunk of a bunk bed.\n51.In a tent.\n52.At your office.\n53.On your office desk.\n54.On a boat deck with the waves gently rocking you.\n55.In a tree house.\n56.In a department store restroom.\n57.In the restroom at a restaurant.\n58.In a hot air balloon.\n59.In a room filled with lit candles.\n60.In a bathtub.\n61.In the shower.\n62.In a cave.\n63.In a canoe on a river.\n64.On a baseball diamond at night.\n65.In a swimming pool.\n66.Next to a Christmas tree.\n67.At the bottom of the grand canyon.\n68.On a deserted island.\n69.In a beach house with a light breeze gusting outside.\n70.Off a beaten trail in the woods.\n71.In every room of your house.\n72.On a chair.\n73.On an air mattress.\n74.On your kitchen table.\n75.In a screened in porch in the middle of a thunderstorm.\n76.On a hotel balcony, covered with a fuzzy blanket.\n77.In a sleeping bag under the stars.\n78.On a paddle boat on a lake.\n79.In the bed of a truck on a hot summer night.\n80.In the ocean... ride the waves.\n81.In a room filled with balloons.\n82.In front of a video camera.\n83.In an abandoned barn on the hay wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.\n84.On an old sheet with chocolate body frosting.\n85.On a bed surrounded by pillows.\n86.At a bed and breakfast.\n87.On your hotel balcony.\n88.In an old barn.\n89.On an amusement park ride... tunnel of love, in the dark?\n90.In the back of a limo.\n91.Next to a campfire.\n92.On a golf course.\n93.In the car at a drive-in movie.\n94.On really plush carpet.\n95.In your house during a thunderstorm, with a window open and rain misting in.\n96.On a picnic table.\n97.In a hammock.\n98.On horseback.\n99.While scuba-diving.\n100.On a ferris wheel when you're stuck at the top.\n101.At a rest area.\n102.In a corn field.
473057
mine too!!!! i really hate it sometimes..for example, last week my b/f was trying to give me a foot massage, and failed only because i couldnt stand to have my feet touched due to them being so ticklish. every time he tried to rub them i would wind up either almost kicking him or jerking my foot back *sigh* i guess ppl like us will never be able to experience a good foot massage, i hear they are rather nice.
671026
Wow, That sounds like you had a pretty crazy night. My worst date would have to be with this guy name Eric. We had gone out to eat and then he took me back to his gay brother's house and we walked in and his brother was on the couch having sex with some guy. His brother started yelling at him and everything and they got in this fight and they went off into the back bedroom and left me there and I ended up having to call my friend to come pick me up. I never went out with that jerk again.
1017354
My Ex rented an incredible Executive home on the beach.  It had winding spiral staircases that went up all four floors, a complete wall of glass facing the ocean, and balconies on each level with views that would take your breath away! We made love in every room, on every balcony, the pool, hottub, and of course the beach with the stars twinkling above, and the surf pounding with the rhythm of our bodies!!!  It was pure magic!!  Sadly, we could only afford one night, but I'll never ever forget how I felt for one beautiful day with this man.
673829
Craziest place? Probably at school in the guys bathroom. AHAHA...I'm 17 and my boyfriend and I were getting a little wild. It was the best sex ever. But then again...I have the best guy ever. He noes how to put it on ya!
217567
I hid in my bedroom closet and waited for my husband to bring his girlfriend in to have sex with her( he thought i was out of town).They got naked and i jumped out with his shotgun pointed 3' from his face!!  Wow I still get Giddy remembering that look on his face,he was sure he was about to die.It was cool! I unloaded it before they got there, cause he isn't worth my time.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
32261
Georgia... I hate it... I want to move to a personal island somewhere around Hawaii :)\n\nshh, I can dream :P
500833
my worst date ever was a double date with my brother and now sis-in-law and this guy who was their friend. well it started out bad enough cause the guy was just GROSS. so we went to McDonalds then bowling which i hate. so him and my brother ended up bowling all night and me and my sis-in-law alternated between the bar shooting pool and the game room playing pinball and getting drunk. lol along the way she decides to tell me that the guy is in love with her and they figured that by having him go out with other girls he'd get over her cause she wanted to be with my brother. LOSER!!!! anyway it was the worst evening of my life and i was just glad i was drunk through it all cause at least i could laugh at how freakin stupid he was. lol
451387
Mine was 5 years ago when I was only 21 with a much older and experienced co-worker. (he was 43) He took me to his brass bed, and tied my arms behind me with silk ties, and my legs together. Then fastened my legs to the top of his headboard and started licking me from head to toe until I thought I would pass out. then he entered me with my legs still tied together, and I have never felt so much pleasure. Between the extra tightness and the angle which put directly in my G spot, the pleasure was indescribable.\n\nThe other thing he did, was keep my lingerie on, (stockings and garterbelt) so I was watching myself and him, the whole while, like some sort of interactive porno movie. To this day, I still have a weakness for silk ties, and garter belts.
438854
I let hubby hose me off in the front yard.  \n\nLOL  Just kidding!  (but now that I have your UNdivided attention...)\n\nUsually shower, unless the kids have driven me bonkers all day and I can only escape into the bathtub when hubby gets home.
391925
My boyfriend & I along with another couple went out one Friday night to the local Comedy bar & club. The scene was dull so we left & rode around looking for an Adult Novelty store. Well, needless to say we ended up @ the strip club. This place gets completely nude. The other couple is married & we have been together for 6 years so we were not new to eachother. I had never been to one before. I had a blast. We were there for like 3 hours. This was about 2 months ago. I have not been since but look forwarding to going again. \n\nHe does not go without me.
918034
Something that only degrades a woman (in my opinion) worse than an affair in a married or any relationship. If you're in one, get out of it now, its not worth it!