how do you know when your g/f has to fart?
399914
She has probably already done it; they will usually say excuse me.\n\nOr she says that she needs to be excused and then leaves your area of observation.
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
889536
Front ... period,\nBack ...wet fart..\n\nNext !
762386
air gets in, it has to go out somewhere too you know;)\nand it shouldn't be embarrasing, 'cus that's just the way it is:D\n\nwhen that happens to my gf we both laugh and continue our pleasuring:) nothin' to it!
1014052
Don't say anything to her or your colleages. It will come back and bite you on the butt. I understand if everyone can tell and is laughing about it behind her back. But, there must be something wrong causeing this strange behavior. It could be an abusive relationship, low self-esteem, laziness, mental problems, anything. Does she exhibit any other strange behavior, or smell really bad? Maybe she's mourning the loss of someone and those pants a weird security blanket. Only those in authority over her should maybe say something if she is being a dirty person. I wouldn't if I were you.
673986
Hey I have an idea.  If that works, you should fart in a coffee can and mail it to me, Ill open it and see if it still smells.  If that works you can share your farts with people all over the world and not just your friends. We could even sell it on eBay, but I would have to get some money cuz I though of the idea.\n\nShe might want to try washing her bellybutton once in a while because I never heard of that problem.
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
1069333
yea i fart ,so does my girlfriend everyday when we screw,no big deal its natural, although i had a friend of mine who thought he was going to fart when he was with his girlfriend screwing and sh1t  all over the bed !
53870
It's a basic biological function.  Your body produces gases while digesting, just let it out.\n\nIf you are afraid of offending someone in bed change your diet.  If you eat a lot of meat you are in for trouble.  Each veggies and juice more.  Your partner will thank you for it.  You can also try "beano" it helps to lower the emmision.  \n\nGosh I sound like an authority on the subject, I'll shut up now.
1016360
lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
280846
I can't figure that one out either. LOL! My boyfriend is a total fart-bag! I call him "Bazooka Butt". I will never understand it! I swear sometimes it's like one big fart-fest!
489775
Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
399265
i don't know, i've never been in this situation.  my boss and i frequently have farting contests because we are both so gassy.  i walk into his large office and rip a nice one and let it hang there for a while, at least until i can smell it, then i just leave.  then he saunters into my cube and rips a nice one, let's it linger, and then just leaves.  i'm not sure what the score of our battle is, but i've got to be beating him.  his toots come out little and whimpy, and although mine pass through my sphincter somewhat wet, they are always large and billowy.
938767
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
1133164
Do you mean you were having sex and a farting sound came out of your vagina? Hun, that's normal.  A guy pumping his penis in your vagina repeatedly is going to trap air in there, if you suddenly change position or your muscles clench or he suddenly thrusts is deeply then the air is going to be randomly pushed out causing the sound of fastly escaping air which sounds like a fart.  Just recognise that a 'vart' is normal and that it's going to happen everyso often, just laugh a bit and carry on.  If your guy has any sense or maturity about him then he knows what's going on and will just be waiting for you to stop laughing so he can get back to what you two were doing before hand.  Guy's don't care, why should they?  It's not like you dutch ovened him.  Forget about it, relax any clenched muscles and get back to the good lovin' :D enjoy
10361
Flatus (passing of gas) is common but varies a lot between individuals.  It is possible that your boyfriend has a medical problem (like a food allergy, lactose intolerance, or difficulty digesting bean products), but it's more likely that he's just more "windy" than other people you know.  If he has other associated symptoms (constipation, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain) then he should see a doctor and get checked out.  If it's a "simple" digestion problem, he can try eliminating foods one by one (try dairy products first) and see if that helps.  There are also over-the-counter remedies for some problems (like Bean-O, for helping to digest bean products).