Can somebody please invent a concealable contraption for carrying condoms?
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Put it on first, make sure you go pee first. Then if the shorts don't provide enough cover try a sock. You could try a very small wast pack. How many do you need to carry?\nMy pocket works just fine only I have to remember which pocket I put the dollar bills in. Try wearing a hat. use to hide cigarettes in the inside band when I was a kid.\nYou can always try the handlebars of your bike. Might try making a purse in the shape of a condom package, no one would believe you then! Ever think it pays to advertise? try bragging how much the large size has gone up. Almost like buying Gasoline!
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Hahahahahahha......The kids are home from school today.\n\nTry using a condom!
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A condom is a device, usually made of latex or more recently polyurethane, that is used during sexual intercourse to reduce the risk of pregnancy and/or some sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV. Condoms are also often used to cover medical ultrasound imaging transducers, keep a sex toy clean, and in cases of toys shared between partners, helping provide STD protection. Condoms do not protect against all forms of STDs. Other uses include holding water, keeping gun muzzles dry, and being a membrane to keep drugs intact whilst being trafficked. They are also known as prophylactics, as well as a number of colloquial or slang terms, such as rubbers.
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Condoms shouldn't be put on too tightly.  There needs to be a little bit hanging over the tip to catch fluids.
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An Egyptian drawing of a condom being worn has been found to be 3,000 years old. It is unknown, however, if the Egyptian pictured wearing the device intended to use it for contraception, or for ritual purposes.\n\nIn 16th century Italy, Gabrielle Fallopius authored the first-known published description of condom use for disease prevention. He recommended soaking cloth sheaths in a chemical solution and allowing them to dry prior to use.\n\nThe oldest condoms found (rather than just pictures or descriptions) are from 1640, discovered in Dudley Castle in England. They were made of animal intestine, and it is believed they were used for STD prevention.\n\nIn 19th century Japan, both leather condoms and condoms made of tortoise shells or horns were available.\n\nThe rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber condom was produced in 1855. These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides. Although they were reusable, these early rubber condoms were also expensive.\n\nDistribution of condoms in the United States was limited by passage of the Comstock Law in 1873. This law prohibited transport through the postal service of any instructional material or devices intended to prevent pregnancy. Condoms were available by prescription, although legally they were only supposed to be prescribed to prevent disease rather than pregnancy. The Comstock Law remained in force until it was largely overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1936.\n\nIn 1912, a German named Julius Fromm developed a new manufacturing technique for condoms: dipping glass molds into the raw rubber solution. This enabled the production of thinner condoms with no seams. Fromm's Act was the first branded line of condoms, and Fromms is still a popular line of condoms in Germany today. By the 1930s, the manufacturing process had improved to produce single-use condoms almost as thin and inexpensive as those currently available.\n\nCondoms were not made available to U.S. soldiers in World War I, and a significant number of returning soldiers carried sexually transmitted infections. During World War II, however, condoms were heavily promoted to soldiers, with one film exhorting "Don't forget — put it on before you put it in."  In part because condoms were readily available, soldiers found a number of non-sexual uses for the devices:\n\nTying a non-lubricated condom around the muzzle of the rifle barrel in order to prevent barrel fouling by keeping out detritus\nBecause long-distance bombers often did not have toilet facilities, condoms could be used to hold urine. It was common practice to throw the filled condoms from the plane whilst at altitude over enemy territory.\n\nThe OSS used condoms for a plethora of applications, from storing corrosive fuel additives and wire garrotes (with the T-handles removed) to holding the acid component of a self-destructing film canister, to finding use in improvised explosives.\nNavy SEALS have used doubled condoms, sealed with neoprene cement, to protect non-electric firing assemblies for underwater demolitions - leading to the term "Dual Waterproof Firing Assemblies."\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom
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Well, underwear can protect your package. Otherwise, somebody can steal your nugget. LoL.
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Maybe, but doing it with a condom on is like trying to pick up silverware with welders gloves on. It's just better without.
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why cant you buy 3 inch condoms.
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A jock strap and a cup.  The jock to "hold everything together" and the cup to protect it.
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You could use a key chain.  There is one on this black-sploitation site.
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Actually gay men use this too. More pleasurable for the guy as you are still uncovered. Probably less sensation for the woman/man(bottom) And have heard it compared to F***ing a ziplock bag. But you can use oil based lubes as opposed to stictly water or silicone based with latex condoms.
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Chastity belt, abstinance, Those should work Great!
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I really don't believe its for something you are writing but I have heard of desperate (very crazy females) that buy there own non-lubricated condoms and stick holes in them with a needle so when there partner uses it the condom will leak. (In my opinion that is the quickest way to get an STD or for the condom to break)
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You can't.........don't be lazy, just wear the condom.
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Fake Hand Bags on EBAY. Genius. Why Didn't I Think of That?
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a condom is placed on your penis to catch sperm when you have sex.  it prevents the woman from getting pregnant, and for either person to transmit a disease to the other.