What did one farmer say to the other farmer?
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"were both farmers!" hehehe i love that joke!!!cracks me up everytime!
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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it said, "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."\n\n So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign that read: "Now there are two".\n\n An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."\n "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".\n\n A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life.\n\n "Its pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning."\n\n There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"\n "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"\n "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes."\n Then he fined the farmer.\n\n Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?"\n "Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat."\n And he fined the farmer.\n\n Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."\n\n Two cows were talking in the field one day.\n\n First Cow: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"\n\n Second Cow: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"\n\n On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.\n\n "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?"\n\n "Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"\n\n A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"\n\n The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."\n\n But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.\n\n The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
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What question did this person ask?
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Yes.\n\nWhat?  What did you say?
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nope\nbecause common sense to a farmer is not commom sense to a city slicker\nthe problem is, everyone should agree with me and they dont\nits so sad\n:-)\n\npeace
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Don't let the morons get to you..\n2 hippies backpacking in the country,night falls and they end up staying over at a farmhouse.12 noon the next day and they still haven't left their room,farmers wife calls up from out in the front yard "Are you 2 hippies getting out of bed today or what?"To which the male hippe shouts back"hey man chill,we're living on the fruits of love"\nFarmers wife shouts back\n"Well stop throwing the skins out the window they're choking the ducks!"
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what plantsheer was trying to say is "yes"
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Two cannibals were boiling up a clown in their pot.\nThey both tasted to see if he was ready.\nOne said to the other:\n"I taste something funny, don't you?"
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"What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?"\n\n"Hey, you're a fun guy!" (FUNGI)\n\nHA!
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There once was a little red hen who lived on a farm. The hen's friends were a little black dog, a big orange cat, and a little yellow goose.\n\nOne day, the red hen found some grains of wheat. "I can make bread from this," thought the red hen.\n\nThe little red hen asked, "Who will help me plant the wheat?"\n\n"Not I," said the little black dog.\n"Not I," said the big orange cat.\n"Not I," said the little yellow goose.\n\n"Then I will do it myself," said the little red hen. And she planted the wheat without any help at all.\n\nThe little red hen asked, "Who will help me cut the wheat?"\n\n"Not I," said the little black dog.\n"Not I," said the big orange cat.\n"Not I," said the little yellow goose.\n\n"Then I will do it myself," said the little red hen. And she cut the wheat without any help at all.\n \nThe tired little red hen asked, "Who will help me take the wheat to the mill and grind it into flour?"\n\n"Not I," said the little black dog.\n"Not I," said the big orange cat.\n"Not I," said the little yellow goose.\n\n"Then I will do it myself," said the tired little red hen. So she took the wheat to the mill and ground it into flour without any help at all.\n\nThe very, very tired little red hen asked, "Who will help me bake the bread?"\n\n"Not I," said the little black dog.\n"Not I," said the big orange cat.\n"Not I," said the little yellow goose.\n\n"Then I will do it myself," said the very, very tired little red hen. And she baked the bread without any help at all.\n\nThe hot, fresh bread smelled very good. The little red hen asked, "Now, who will help me eat this bread?"\n\n"I will!" said the little black dog.\n"I will!" said the big orange cat.\n"I will!" said the little yellow goose.\n\n"No, you won't! I will do it myself!" yelled the little red hen.\n\nAnd she ate the bread without any help at all.
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19\n\n8 dead & rotting sheep\n9 live sheep\n1 farmer\n1 farmer’s daughter – there is always a farmer’s daughter :)
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2 apples\n\nYou just said take 2 apples
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Dude!  Where's my tractor?!?!?!\n\nMy friend Amy tells this one all the time :P
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What was the question?
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well, there goes two good men.....\n\nLOL
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one guy said to other: what r u doin?.\nthe other kid said: i am counting snow flakes.\nthe 1 kid: don't waste ur time i counted them already/... \n\nhahaha
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what, did you say somthing