If I was a hammer, and you were a nail, would you let me pound you?
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I can't believe they are allowing this question.
154088
Can I get a smack at it.
23475
I'd put a hex on him.
541926
if I hit you with my right,that is strong force,with my left it would be weak force
884462
I would slap her. She probably a prostitute.
61288
Take a ball point hammer and hit yourself over the head as hard as you can and you want care about it anymore
964274
Did yr Momma hit you with a hammer when you were a baby?
1045088
you want to catch a punch in the face? il beat you in half you lil big biitttch
857542
If 2 guys were beating me down, I'd want some help\n\nI'd call the police and then jump in (golen rule)
207482
i would bang u of course
926362
with a hammer i am sure.
431483
Well....I would...but then who would be here to harass you?
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Yes!\nIf I could I probably would\n☺
667609
yes\n\nand i want to hold it against you
559830
ah, who was mean to you? do you want me to beat them up?
879760
Oh pleeeeeze\n\nI'd b!tch slap him silly with my shlong
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.... a nail into a bit of wood?\n\na hammer.