Can anybody give me a kool method for masterbating..?
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Yes !!!!!!\nUse a chainsaw
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The guy above me is an idiot.\n\nIf you need more tips on masturbation, check out www.jackinworld.com.\n\nOr just talk to your guy friends, they might know something you don't.
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let the ejaculation build up as far as you can, hold the tip of your penis just below the head and let the pressure build and time your ejaculation with letting your grip on your penis loosen and that should give you some distance.  Have fun, and be careful not to blind the dog.
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wow u masterbated fo 2 hours didn't ur hand get tired, shoot u probably have some strong arms,lol, i believe that masterbating helps or could help wit sex, try it during sex its great!!!!!!!!
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do a google search for masturbation,you will be surprised at peoples different methods.I tried one i saw,wasnt bad.You vaseline the old fella,stick it in a small plastic bag.Then stick it between your mattress and a pillow(and pump away)no hands,just like sex,except your pumping a bed(get naked while doing,much more fun)would be hard to explain yourself,if you got caught in the act though.Be defenite of privacy,doing this way
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Gee, I guess the previous posters think everything's a joke. One method is to stroke yourself up to the point of climax, but then stopping. Wait awhile, do it again, etc. These 'mini sessions' may cause you to shoot more when you finally let it rip.
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Hmmmm....better way? I don't know what you do now, but perhaps you could use some Vaseline. Try gently running you fingers over your chest & stomach while wacking off.\n\nYou could also gentley touch and carress the area under your balls.\n\nTry & see if you like it.
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you have a few options if you are doing this alone\n1. miss fingers - yep! its exactly what it shounds like! get to know your own "ta-ta"\n2. miss pointy - or its known as a vibrator..... it helps a lot with the movement. for days when you feel lazy but need to "relieve" your frustrations.... ;)\n3. miss GF - yep! its always fun-ner to get your loved ones to do "it" for you.... it means so much more\n\ni hope this helps ;)
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put a towel over your erect penis and flex the penis. try and and lift the towel\ndo 3 sets of 12 repetitions\nfor 2 weeks\nthis will allow you to control your ejaculation  better
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I agree with someone above. Masturbating is all in your head. Before you begin think of sexy arousing thoughts. Once you're horney and ready to begin get some warming sensation lubricant and apply it to both your vagina and fingers. First begin with one finger and softly and slowly rub the clit. After a minute get slightly faster and harder. It will be ready for more once you've excercised with slow motions. Get deeper while rubbing your nipples or anus. Nipple lubrication is important. You'll get wet, use that liquid for more lubricant and rub yourself even more. Soon you'll be having some excellent masturbation. \n\n*Other tip, use a vibrator for a fantastic sensation*
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Try a pocket rocket. Works better w/ a partner. If ur flying solo, use a shower massager.
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I know you did not want links, but Yahoo will not let me describe the techniques I know in here without the filter going crazy.  Easiest is this link:\nhttp://www.masturbation-techniques.net/\nand\nhttp://advancedmasturbation.com/ for later
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try a massage and a long BJ
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apply pressure to the spot between the anus and the ballsack.  thats the ticket
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Go out to the garage and grab the closest mallet or hammer.  Then go into the kitchen.  Pull out your penis and lay it on the counter.  Then wack it with the hammer/mallet.  If that doesn't take your mind off your troubles then nothing will.  Or you could try the ol'fork in the light socket trick.  I think either one will help.  Good luck!!
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Check out jackinworld.com
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A vibrator should do the trick!