What are some of your inside jokes?
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BINGO!!!! it is definately the funniest one i have ever heard and not b/c its mine i swear. anyone wanna explanation? i wil give it if you want, its really funny.
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Another one of your funny, original (not) wind-up questions huh?
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I like the riddles aside, beside, inside, outside and near  the jokes:-)
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I have one so i can make fun of everyone else's and listen to new bands. I have no personal information on there though\n\n\nI also have a second one that I made as a joke, that has a picture of a girl that died a couple years ago as the picture. I used it to prank my brother and his friends. They were all talking to her on myspace and they all wanted to meet up with her, so i told them all to go to the same movie at the same time. So then 4 of them showed up and met each other instead of her, while i stood hidden with my friend and a video camera. It was priceless. \nI was trying to teach them a lesson, not to meet strangers off the internet. Also, it was really funny.
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Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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"One time I fell off my bike and broke my ability to internally monologue"\n"Will you stop putting your labels on me?!"\n"What a tumultuous question!"\n\nthis was almost fun...
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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lol yeah\n\ni love fat jokes\n\nand your mamma jokes
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I am not sure. But here is a joke which was pretty funny to me:\n\n"One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. \nWhen his boss asked him what happened, he explained: \n\n"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang\nand I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!" \n\n"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what\nabout the other?" "They called back!"
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Here's some jokes about him.
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Why, what dirty little secrets are you trying to hide?
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I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
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Here's some for ya:\n\n  A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. \nWhen she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?'' \n\nShe looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''\n \n\n  One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.\nEach of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.” \n\nCheer's
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Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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Hilarious....what are you trying to say?
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Don't laugh ok?  Really, don't even think about laughing!  I am not funny...I have not jokes, don't laugh---ok- heres a little one but dont laugh!\n\nA guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.\n \n"You talk?" he asks.\n \n"Yep," the Lab replies.\n \n"So, what's your story?"\n \nThe Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I pretty young and I wanted to help the government,\nso I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with\nspies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping I was one of their most valuable spies for\neight years running.\n \n"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed\nup for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening\nin.\n \nI uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm\njust retired."\n \nThe guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.\n \n"Ten dollars." The guy says,\n \n"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"\n \n"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that!"
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cool joke.pls. answer my riddles too.