Irishman goes back to the doctors....These stupid laxatives have been in my back passage all bloody week......
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badly written - \n\nThe Doctor gives the patient suppositories - the patient assumes they are to be taken orally - so he says for all the good they have done me i might  as well have stuck them up my ar5e.
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the mushroom were bad, better get to a doctor...
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That's NASTY!!  Tell him to go to a doctor.
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Get to a hospital ASAP. They're poisonous! You should also take a benadryl.
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Maybe you're "backed up". I'm not poking fun at it, I'm being serious. One of my exes had the same problem (going by your short description) and that was the problem. Doctors said nothing was wrong. It took a trip to the hospital -voluntarily- to find it out. She was in pain for a month and half, if I remember correctly. But, they took an x-ray and found out she was indeed, "backed up". The best way to find out is to go to a professional or specialist and ask. Specialist would be better because they focus on one part of the body and not the whole body which regular doctors guess way off than specialists. I'd say take laxatives or something as a suggestion but this is medical advice and can't really give you that since I'm not a doctor.
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Sounds like they need to see if you have a obstruction somewhere.  Also taking some stool softners everyday may help.\n\nAre you drinking alot of water?\n\nCan they change you to a different drug for detoxing...like Clonidine?
1024298
Hey report this POOPIE HEAD!!
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I too went to one who actually ripped it off without any anestetics.  I screamed and told him I couldn't believe he did that.  I've since been to 3 other ones and never had that problem again.  The first one was sadistic.  FIND another doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You and I just hit a bad one.
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LMFAO! Ha ha ha, thats the funniest think I've heard all day. That reminds me of this 'Poopy Poem' I read once. Ha ha ha. I am so totally The Scamp! Ha ha ha!
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dude, what an awesome ? , firt of all I want to add that cigarettes and coffee is a breakfast of champions!!! and yeah, i have to crap right after the first sip........do you sing when you poop?  i do , it goes like this, "PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ,  OOOOHHHH, WHAT A RELEIF THAT IS!!! (then repeat after you drop another!!!)  enjoy tomorrows crap, and hey, flush twice!!
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You are obviously experiencing an overdose of chacolate and mormon tea. Please see your local witch doctor!
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Are you drinking water and eating veggies and fruits?  If I hadn't had a decent bowel movement in a week, I would feel yucky too.....
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Guess u mean stools ,as in faeces or poo! Sounds like you don't only have a fast car but a fast metabolic rate ,maybe. Its most properly a dietary related thing .Stay away from hot and spicy food alcohol,citrus juices .Check out a health web site to get an appropriate diet. If it continues longer than a week ,better check it out with your doctor. Watch for sighs that your  not passing blood,if so get to your doctor tomorrow. Sorry to hear about your "ring of fire".
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Take a laxative and then go to the crapinator.
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I have the same problem.  The most probable things is that you have bile stones or are suffering from something else along the same lines.  You should see a GI and be aware that you can have more of those horrid pain attacks that will send you to the ER.  This is a good group on Yahoo to give you more info.  You will also need to modify your diet and cut out caffine, sugars etc.  Check this group out it is a blessing.  ThePancreatitisPlace.  Go to yahoo home page and click groups and look for it.  I think it maybe 3 seperate words or one long one.  Good luck.  Oh and stay away from Vicodin and Morphine they will send you into the worse attacks of your life.
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That was insensitive Johnroder! I am sorry to hear this news. Sometimes, Doctors are wrong though, Sweety. But they are learned men of science. I'm praying for you. Perhaps your loved one can get a second opinion.
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You are LUCKY you still alive. You need to seek medical help. If you don't see Dr. your stupidity will kill you.