John was sat in the reception by operator. Please comment on this sentence.?
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It is incorrect, grammatically.  It should read:\n\nJohn was sitting in the reception room by the operator.\nor\nJohn sat in the reception room by the operator.
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He left a message on my answering machine; he'll be back tomorrow sometime after lunch; he has to stop by Walmart to pick up a few things first..\n\nSeriously...to a question like this, what sort of "logical" answers were you expecting?
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Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket.\n\n"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer. They all board the train. The Microsoft employees take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.\n\nShortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest room door and says, "Ticket, please."\n\nThe door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft employees saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.\n\nSo after the conference, the Microsoft employees decide to copy the Apple engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple engineer.\n\nWhen they board the train the three Microsoft employees cram into a rest room and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the Microsoft employees are hiding.\n\nHe knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".
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a. Dick finally decided which boat to buy.\n    Dick made his decision while on the boat.\n\nb.  We were shocked that they appointed the professor.\n      The results of the professor's appointment with his\n      doctor were shocking.\n\nc. The design has big squares and various sizes of circles.\n    The design has big squares and big circles.\n\nd.The sheep dog has too much hair around his mouth so \n    he  cannot eat his food.\n    The sheepdog is too hairy for us to eat him.\n\ne. Could this be the hair tonic that the invisible man uses?\n     Could this be the man's hair tonic which is invisible?\n\nf.  The governor is a street fighter who fights dirty (uses unfair tactics)\n     The governor is a street fighter who is not very clean.\n\ng.  I really cannot give him a good recommendation.\n      I have more good things to say about him than I have time\n      to say them.\nh  Terry loves his wife and I love my wife.\n     Terry loves his wife and I love her too.\n\ni.  Yesterday, they  told me she would go soon.\n     They said yesterday was the day she was supposed to leave.\n\nj.  There is a section available where no smoking is allowed , \n     apart from the smoking section.\n    There is no section available where smoking is allowed.\n\nHope this helps you out.  Please study these so you will understand what is meant by ambiguity.\nEnjoy your Sunday!
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NOTHING\n\nA man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: \nThe Wife said she was sleeping. \nThe Cook was cooking breakfast. \nThe Gardener was picking vegetables. \nThe Maid was getting the mail. \nThe Butler was cleaning the closet. \n\nThe police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?\n\n\nANSWER: the maid...the mail doens't come on Sunday
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john or that, nice riddle tho.
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:< I am on a deserted island.\n\nOur plane crashed and we are the survivors of Oceanic flight 815.\n\nOur computer never get switched off.\n\nDo you know who is the mole within us?
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The milkman was the only male present in the room. The doctor and lawyer were females. So John can be the milkman only. So the cop arrested him.
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Doreen's husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matt's obituary to read.\n    Doreen asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"\n    The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."\n    Doreen then said, "I want the obituary to read - MATT IS DEAD."\nThe undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Matt's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Matt so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."\n    Doreen's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - MATT IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."\n\n-----\n\nYou can find a great deal more of them if you do a search with two words:  fishermen  humor
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is your name johnny??? i don't know any johns...personally anyways...\n\nedit: well  is your name john?? cause if it is ...i will say that you are my favorite...
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You know, John, John John, lives down the road, he missed it actually he got there 5 minutes late and had to wait for the 3:52 instead. How would you know what's on the players undies?
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A businessman on a business trip waits for his flight at an airport in London to fly back to the States. He goes to the bathroom when "nature calls"\nAs he sits on the toilet, a man in the next stall says,\n"Hey, how are you?"\nAt first, the businessman thinks how inappropiate this is, but decides to answer.\n"Fine, thank you"\nThen the man in the next stall says,\n"So, what are you doing?"\nThe businessman still thinks all this is very inappropiate, but he doesn't know the customs here and doesn't want to be rude so he says.\n"I'm waiting for my flight to go back to the U.S."\nThen the man says,\n"So, when are you coming over?"\nNow the businessman thinks the man has crossed the line and firmly says,\n"Listen, I don't know who you are or what you are trying to do here but I'm not what you think I am!"\nThe man in the next stall says,\n"Honey, let me call you back. There's an a$$hole in the next stall that's answering all my questions"
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Perhaps not 100% correct:\n\n"I liked to receive in bed with you"
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Well... what is the context of the sentence?\n\nIs that a statement or part of a description?\n\nBecause if it said "John and Paul were strangers, yet to be friends" it makes sense.\n\nOn the other hand, if that sentence is meant to stand alone as a statement, then some of the answers are right. It should be "Strangers are yet to be friends".\n\nNow, if you're asking for the meaning of it, like others said... all friends were once strangers because they didn't know each other. So, at some point in time, in the past, they were strangers that would become friends.\n\nHope this helped!
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~My Private Part Died Today!\n\nAn old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.\n\nOne day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.  Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.\n\n"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."\n\nKnowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.\n\nThe following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.\n\n"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."\n\nBut, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."\n\n"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"\n\n\nYou gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\n"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"\n\nThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!\n\nHe went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"\n\nShe said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"\n\nJohn said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."\n\n"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.\n\nThe next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."\n\nShe said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."
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Part 1:\n\nDoes Bob lie?\n\nanswer is yes: You are speaking to Jack\nanswer is no: You are speaking to Bob\n\n\nPart 2:\n\nIs he Bob?\n\nAnswer is yes: Bob is the liar, Jack tells the truth\nAnswer is no: Bob tells the truth, Jack is the liar