Who said 'Honey, I forgot to duck'?
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Mr. Nofziger was at the hospital with Reagan after he was shot in March 1981 and relayed to the press the president’s memorable, if perhaps apocryphal, line to Mrs. Reagan at the hospital: "Honey, I forgot to duck
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T.S.Elliott - as you well know Blondie.  I thought it was from "The Wasteland", but I have long grown out of my adolescent fascination with Thomas Stearns, no disrespect to his undoubted abilities.  He did coin some good expressions, which is a mark of ability, if not greatness.\n\nIt was Queen Elizabeth 11 (then Princess Elizabeth) who, sitting politely in the background while Elliot read his Wasteland and other compositions to King George and his queen at Windsor Castle (by invitation) could not conceal her amusement at his ridiculous presentation and, accompanied with equal mirth by Margaret, burst into hilarious giggles!!  No doubt her parents were embarrassed, but Elizabeth, even then, was cleverer than them, and hers was the better verdict.  What a wonderful woman she is - who can match her in England? : even the great Margaret Thatcher (God bless her!) couldn't.  Her son Charles gave his most impressive speech at her 80th birthday : did you all see and hear that?  God save the Queen!   I think T.S. Elliott would echo that sentiment.
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I think that this is probably a variation on a quote that I have heard attributed to Mark Twain and Abe Lincoln. I found it also credited to Samuel Johnson. Samuel Johnson died before Abe and Twain were born, so I give him credit. The quote is as follows...."It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."\n\nIn other words....keep em guessing.
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A man who told one to many blonde jokes\n\n:)  and how r u today?
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DUCK....and quick!!!!! Never look up when you hear four, always duck!
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oh this is an easy one. im a big simpsons fan. the answer is chester j lampwick. 1919
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I forgot the question.
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In Cat House(Season5, episode18)...Phoebe said, "Wait a minute, you just said something." Then Paige said, "I did. Was it smart?" That just cracks me up!
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There once was a young fellow named Beebee\n\nWho wanted to marry a young gal named Phoebe.\n\n"But first" said he, "we must see \n\nwhat the minister's fee be\n\nbefore Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee.".
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I beleive the quote was:\n"Without the a little rain, there would be no rainbow."\n\nby Jerry Chin
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who said it was interesting?
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I remember bits of the rhyme, \n\n\n XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX??\n\nThe next day dawned as next days will\nTo find poor Gertie proper ill.\nThe doctor came and shook his head\nIt's not a cold or chill he said\nPerhaps the food you've given Gertie\nWas chopped up when your hands were dirty\nProud Mama was really hurt\nShe said "In my home there's no dirt"\nThe doctor said, in general terms,\nOn your hands there's lots of germs.\nBefore preparing food we ought'r \nWash our hands in soapy water.\n\nThats all I can remember, but I would have thought that it was more like the late 60's early 70's ??\n\nI think the voice belonged to the late Cyril Fletcher..
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"Karen took the cookies from the cookie jar!"\n"who me?"\n"Yeah you!"\n"Not I!"\n"Than who?"
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The quote is attributed to Les Brown. The specific person not identified. \n\n- From http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Anonymous#S\n\nSee also http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27276.html
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The idiom is apparently derived from a centuries-old Scottish proverb, though some other references to pigs flying or pigs with wings are more famous. Here is one such reference from Lewis Carroll:\n\n"Thinking again?" the Duchess asked, with another dig of her sharp little chin.\n"I've a right to think," said Alice sharply, for she was beginning to feel a little worried.\n"Just about as much right," said the Duchess, "as pigs have to fly...." — Alice in Wonderland, chapter 9.
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Sorry, cannot recall\nb
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Donald Duck\nwek...wek...wek...