Having sex with animals?
403743
I wasn't aware it was that common.  I've never heard of women having sex with annimals, and the only men I've ever heard of are in very remote rural areas.  I hardly think this qualifies as an animal sex pandemic.
214546
Dolphins have sex for pleasure but all other animals do it for reproduction only
307993
My Dog Named Sex \n\n\n\nEverybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too" then I said "but this is a dog" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "but you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old. He replied that I must have been quite a kid.\n\nWhen I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex. He said every room in this place is for sex. I said "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake all night" and the clerk replied "me too".\n\nI entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I could have sold tickets for that "but you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V." He called me a Show off.\n\nWhen my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your honor I had sex before we were married". The judge said "me too". Then I told him that after we were married sex left me. He replied "me too".\n\nLast night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A cop came over and asked me "What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?" I replied "I am looking for Sex" My case comes up in court on Friday.
503201
actually, dolphins are the only other animal besides humans who enjoy sex. i was watching the discovery channel and these nasty dolphins were raping a baby orca whale. i cried
916311
Probably not, as in the animal kingdom they do not have the kind of rules, values and morals that we have.\n\nHowever, there are probably adult animals that 'mate' with younger animals on a daily basis.
318325
Not the least.  It is quite natural for any animal, including human beings.  The only thing hazardous about it is, one keeps on thinking with may be sense of guilt that it is not normal.  So get rid of that and enjoy.
505403
What Kind of question is this? Haven't you heard of don't ask don't tell??? If you want to truly know go find one and try it out. I can't be bothered with this kind of question...geeeeezzz...this should have been listed under sexuality questions,not military questions...Hey I have one for you. Are dogs or horses better lovers???
1055727
wait lemme understanf this ur friend js goes to an animal and have sex with it wat kinda shit is that and no bc its an animal wonder wat the kids will ook like
145902
One does not need to have sex to get HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.\n\nAlso, there are other animals who have sex that carry HIV but they do NOT get AIDS.
642762
freaks.\n\nwell, honestly, I'm not sure what the people are called...but the act of having sex with animals is called beastiality.
349467
Thought they were vegetarians.  You might want to contact the SPCA if they sqashed the cow.  OK, bad pun, but really, who cares?
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Dave has already answered this question correctly.\n\nMany of us have already answered this question for you off-line as well.\n\nPlease review the answers previously submitted pertaining to your bovine fetishes and fear of rain.\n\nSeek help and guidance from a professional, not Yahoo Answers.\n\nIf you need further clarification regarding the ethical treatment of animals, you might consider 'Googling' the term/phrase "PETA bovine sexual misconduct" [omit quotation marks]\n\nOnce again, please review previous answers and/or email regarding the proper use of (and differences between) exercise equipment and vibrators.  As Kendra and I have prevously posted, a cell phone set on vibrate and strategically placed may be a viable alternative.\n\nSomeone should report you for asking the same question repeatedly.  You have been given your answers over and over again, yet you keep posting the same question.\n\nTo Recap the previously proffered answers to this question:\n\n1.  Rain occurs naturally in on our planet.  Although it is true that you will melt into a puddle of green slime if it hits you, Umbrellas are available.\n\n2.  Yes, you may obtain phalic shaped bicycle seats.  See Dave's website for details and ordering.\n\n3.  Bovine teasing is not necessary in this case and you should not attempt this on your own.  Please see the link below if you require on-line purchase details.\n\nI sincerly hope that this finally answers your question in some way helps you.
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yes, it's called beastiality
1187511
You have a very troubled mind to ask a question like this. \nI would choose neither. \nI would still eat chicken (in fact just did for dinner)\nand sex with animals is just wrong.
1135514
Call animal protection and the police.  Beastiality is illegal.
1024862
I know this is really gross but... are there any animals?\n\nlol lol just wondering (to save the human race)
791387
I recently saw a programme on National Geographic Channel where they showed many animals masturbating.  Can you believe that dolphins are pervs?LOL.I guess even animals need a little fun!