Did baby Jesus poops his diapers?
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This is a question I've been wanting to ask myself!\n\nI don't think he had diapers.  I think people (including the baby Jesus) just went wherever, back then.  People stank and had the fortitude to bear it.\n\nI'm pretty sure it was like this old school song I know about a girl named, "Fatty Patty".\n\nFatty Patty, Two By Four,\nCouldn't Fit Through The Bathroom Door,\nSo She Did It On The Floor,\nLicked It Up And Did Some More.
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I hear Satan craps his pants.
433737
ROFLMAO!  Now isn't that just like Jesus or the god?
1139965
wtf didn't jesus have long hair?
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I let my son go with out a diaper for 2 days he didnt like the wet feeling of peeing on himself... After the 2nd day I took him shopping for "big boy" underware and he wanted to wear spiderman and batman not a plain white diaper... we still have a few accidents but that is expected... like someone said "it doesn't happen over night."
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Yeah jesus had sex secretly.
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I have wanted babies since I was a kid.  I have had three miscarriages, and have no living children.\n\nMy second loss was in the second trimester, when everyone said I should've been fine.  I struggled with God a lot during that time.\n\nI didn't know why I lost my babies, but I did know that God could have prevented it, and I didn't know why He wouldn't.  I didn't want to live.  I wanted to be with my babies.  And I was angry at God.  I wondered the same thing, "Can He see me?  Does He care?"\n\nWhat I lost was a lifetime with my children, and that just seemed senseless.  But then I thought about eternity.  I don't get to be with my babies here, but I long to meet them and live in eternity with them.  I have that priviledge through Jesus.\n\nI know that God isn't in time.  Time has no bearing on Him.  But I wonder if the time that Jesus spent on the earth was the longest time God ever endured.\n\nGod was parted with His Son for 33 human years, so that I could be with my babies for eternity.\n\nDoes He care?  He cares enough that He suffered through that separation for me.\n\nWhat then shall we say to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us? He who did not spare His own Son, but delivered Him up for us all, how shall He not with Him also freely give us all things?  Romans 8:31-32\n\nWhen my father and my mother forsake me,\nThen the LORD will take care of me.  Psalm 27:10\n\n\nTherefore humble yourselves under the mighty hand of God, that He may exalt you in due time, casting all your care upon Him, for He cares for you.  I Peter 5:6-7\n\nAs a father pities his children,\nSo the LORD pities those who fear Him.\nFor He knows our frame;\nHe remembers that we are dust.  Psalm 103:13-14\n\nAre not two sparrows sold for a copper coin? And not one of them falls to the ground apart from your Father’s will. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows.  Matthew 10:29-31\n\nYou number my wanderings;\nPut my tears into Your bottle;\nAre they not in Your book?  Psalm 56:8\n\n\nYou have moved my soul far from peace;\nI have forgotten prosperity.\nAnd I said, “My strength and my hope\nHave perished from the LORD.”\nRemember my affliction and roaming,\nThe wormwood and the gall.\nMy soul still remembers\nAnd sinks within me.\nThis I recall to my mind,\nTherefore I have hope.\nThrough the LORD’S mercies we are not consumed,\nBecause His compassions fail not.\nThey are new every morning;\nGreat is Your faithfulness.\n“The LORD is my portion,” says my soul,\n“Therefore I hope in Him!”\nThe LORD is good to those who wait for Him,\nTo the soul who seeks Him.\nIt is good that one should hope and wait quietly\nFor the salvation of the LORD.\nIt is good for a man to bear\nThe yoke in his youth.\nLet him sit alone and keep silent,\nBecause God has laid it on him;\nLet him put his mouth in the dust—\nThere may yet be hope.\nLet him give his cheek to the one who strikes him,\nAnd be full of reproach.\nFor the Lord will not cast off forever.\nThough He causes grief,\nYet He will show compassion\nAccording to the multitude of His mercies.\nFor He does not afflict willingly,\nNor grieve the children of men.  Lamentations 3:17-33\n\nHe sees you.  He hears you.  He cares for you.  Just hold on.
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You're a moron. Why don't you get a life little kid. \n\nThanks for being such a bitchasshypocrite when responding to my post. \n\nI'm just returing the favor you fuckingasshole. \n\nYou preach about Jesus and yet you respond to my logical question was "why would you wanna yiff if you havent had a period is beyond me, dumasshole" I don't remember Jesus calling people a dumbasshole....Hypocrite. I hope you rot.
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no, but I just found out today that my nephew has been taking a dump almost every day in his back yard!
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Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.\n\nThey buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."\n\n"What?" his father replied.\n\n"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
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No. Jesus did His miracles for the glory of God and not for His own glory.
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Not my parents, but long ago my great uncle who was visiting for the holidays walked into the bathroom.  In that bathroom, my boyfriend and I were laying on the floor and getting a bit frisky with his hand down my pants.  I locked the door, but I guess it wasn't completely shut.  So, my old uncle walked in, looked at my boyfriend and said, "Ah, changing her diaper I see." and walked out.
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Hey Jim, finally a good theological question from you, I knew you had it in you! Your starting to come over to the other side, I can just feel it. In all seriousness, there is no record the children of Israel coming out of Egypt washed their clothes, used deodorant, or brushed their teeth! After forty years, this would be a pretty ripe bunch, maybe that's why the walls of Jericho fell flat!,. what do you think?
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i dont know but he pooped his pants doinig it!!!!
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why does an atheist bother to poop?pooping is a gift from god?NOT...................................*SIGHS* another stupid atheist question
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i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
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hmmmmmmm. I could believe Jesus told YOU to shuddup.  Yes.\n\n\n\nwanna popcicle?  it's cherry.