HELP!My teen eats cockroaches!!?
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I think your son has been hypnotized by the Mexican satanist klan "El Kocko Rocho".Beware!! They are extremely dangerous fanatics who listen to heavy metal bands like Sepultura and Shakira.They believe that satan(El Satanos) will ressurrect in the shape of a cockroach and conquer all of humanity(including the Pope) in order to spread evil and heavy metal all over the world.Your son is not just sucking cockroaches,it's a demonic ritual,when he does that,he gets in contact with the devil,and the devil sends him messages like:"go kill that/this person" or "go vote for Bush again" etc...You have to stop your son before it's too late!
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What about non-green veggies?  \n\nDo you only give them to her cooked?  \n\nKids generally love fresh veggies.  You can cut them up and provide some dip to make it fun to eat.  Instead of just serving them to her, make a plate of them and plop down with them as a family snack in front of the TV.  \n\nBread, Peanut Butter, Banannas, Apples, and Rice cause constipation.  Quit feeding her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.\n\nBut apple JUICE is good for constipation--along with all juices.  Prune juice is THE BEST!  \n\nDON'T DO LAXATIVES!  Laxatives just promote the constipation into a cycle and will not solve the problem. \n\nMost important is bowl training.  Teach your child to NOT WAIT or HOLD IT IN and to go to the bathroom as soon as she feels the urge to go.  Waiting and holding cause constipation.
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i have it. i have to take nexium for it...any acidy fruits like lemons, oranges, cherries, kiwis, are terrible. grapes, bananas, pears, apples(red) are good for it. pop and fruit juices are not that great. veggies are good, they are bland. but tomatoes are nt too good for it. and make sure he doesnt eat after 6 pm because since he has this it means that he doesnt digest as quickly as you and it will just sit there in his esophogas and he will be miserable......genler100@yahoo.com if u nd to know anything else...i feel for him...i go through this everyday.
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Unfortunately, they are persistent and very hard to kill.  You will have to treat everyone in the house, including yourself, and every room in the house and your automobiles.  You have to wash her hair with the lice killing shampoo (don't use more than one a week or you can damage her scalp).  Very slowly and deliberately comb through her entire head of hair to remove bugs and nits.  Either rinse the comb with water and wash everything down the drain between sections or use paper towels to clean the comb and then seal the paper towels in a ziploc bag.  Remove all bed linens and replace with clean ones.  All bed linens and clothes must be washed in hot water (at least 130 degrees or hotter and dried in dryer with hottest setting for at least 30-45 minutes.  Use bleach on anything that will allow it.  Put all pillows in the dryer for at least 30-45 minutes (every day for the next two weeks).  Soak all brushes and combs in alcohol when not in use (for the next two weeks or longer).  Vacuum your entire house, matresses and furniture and remove the vacuum cleaner bag, seal it in a ziploc bag if possible and dispose of it in the outside trash can.  Comb through hair daily with lice comb to make sure you get out all of the nits, and retreat after a week.  Additionally, they have a devise called a "Robi-Comb" which you can use in between treatments and periodically to make sure they don't ever come back.\n\nI know it sounds like a lot to do, but that is what it takes to totally eradicate the little buggers.  They are relentless.  I wouldn't freak out too much.  It doesn't mean your child is dirty.  Quite the contrary.  The CDC in Atlanta stated that the cleanest children usually get it worse because the lice need clean, dry hair to attach the eggs (nits) to.  I wouldn't worry too much, it is quite a common problem with youngsters.\n\nGood Luck!
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Yes...\n\nYou should eat gravel and cockroaches.
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gross!!!!!\ncall an exterminator and let them find out what they are so they can properly be disposed of!!
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This might sound really cruel but if it were me.  I'd let him go hungry to a ceirtain extent.  I have a 10 yr old who would did not start eating regularly until after 2 yrs old and for years he didn't want to eat a lot of things.  My strategy was and still is 1) Honey I won't make you eat anything I wouldn't eat myself.  2)I wouldn't make you eat something I don't think tastes good. 3)Please have only a couple of bites to make me happy and if you still don't like it you don't have to have anymore.  This was a very, very successful method for me.  My son eats almost anything today after refusing almost everything at first.  When all else fails tell him that this is what we have today, you don't have to eat it now but there is nothing else so when you are ready you can eat it then.  Don't force him.  Try rewards though, "please eat this", and when he's finished with that give him something he really enjoys but not until he has eaten what you want him to eat,  at first try at least three bites and increase the portions as you go.  Balance it out and be firm.  He may be a picky eater nonetheless, but you still have to teach him to eat well until he moves out.  Good luck
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I think you need professional help... because feeding too much of the wrong thing can really hurt\n\nfruit, veges, carbs, milk, eggs\n\nhow old is this kid? a baby? a teen?
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First of all why are you eating nasty stuff.....2nd of all take a cr**
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Spank them with a burrito and then administer a spicy salsa enema of the thick and chunky kind!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa!!!
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first of all you need to find another doctor for you son asap it even scars me so im gonna help you the best i can, i have a 2 y old who only likes pb&j 3 times a day have you tried baked battered chicken cut like nuggets any food that you give him make it in snack form and smaller pieces and I know its bad but if you can get him to eat in his favorite place like the living room let him at least for a little while and ask if you can give him vitamins they have gummy bear ones he might like those but ask doc first please if you need more help let me know & i agree with faith please dont do what the first one said either thats phyco and we do care if he chokes we dont want that she must not have kids
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Orajel swipes ( q tips ). they taste yummy and numb the pain.\nAnd don't feed him citrus foods. That makes the pain more intense.
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Just smear you drawers' handles with those big huge turds you say you proudly leave unflushed for the world to see. That'll teach him!!\n\nAnother option would be to sneak one of those turds into his sandwich.
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Put her in a bathtub with some baking soda and some Epsom salt.  The baking soda will relieve the itching.  And the Epsom salt will help dry them up to start in healing.  My daughter went through this all summer one year.  I felt so bad cause she really liked this little girl, but her bites were terrible.  Good luck.
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tell her how nasty it is. then set up a plan with her and reward her if she follows through with it.  :)  my bf used to chew and i told him i would not kiss him if i saw him do it.  he stopped.
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persuade your classmates on the benifits of eating worms. how enjoyable they are possible future need for a alternative food source. \nat the end of your speech hand out gummy worms.
505454
Sorry, but it sounds like he has allergic reactions to these two food groups.  Only treatment is avoidance.  Given his severe symptoms, he should be motivated to do so!