What's a good joke to dump your girlfriend with?
409710
There isn't one. If you're going to dump someone do it without hurting her even more.
813972
Well you mentioned that you said jokes with each other,right? So how about letting her know of your feeling the same way,the next time you see her.\n\nFor a start just say to her,"hi,do you miss me?"(i.e in the form of joke) It doesn't matter if she says no.Tell her that you do because you have another joke to share with her.Make her feel that you are fun and comfortable to be with.Just let out your feeling to her in a way she enjoys your company and have fun.Another thing is while enjoying each others company with jokes and interesting conversation,what you can do is try to attract her attention by showing how caring you are.Let her see that you are not only good with your jokes but how passionate you can be giving her all the attention and affection that any girl would ever dream of.Who knows with your fun but loving approach,she would be impressed.\n\nWell it is just an idea.Anyway good luck to you.
236128
She's cheating, break up with her. Save yourself the drama later.
766571
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
647008
I suggest losing the rocking horse and putting a horses bridle in the mouth of your girlfriend and riding her instead.  That way the bitch can't compain anyway.
1055509
Tell him/her that u are with some other guy/girl AND he&#92;she wil make a joke of urself
693145
Turn off the computer and leave the house. Get a girlfriend (or boyfriend).
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
325495
Get a girlfriend and find out!
390901
Get rid of her and get a new chick that it fits in. Im game. *wink wink*.
455168
Just go ahead and dump her.  She deserves better than someone as shallow as you.
318201
Drop them both and find yourself a new girlfriend. \n\nONLY ONE GIRL though
557105
Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
358614
No, I have a girlfriend. If she was to ask, I would just assume it was a prank and laugh.
528032
"I'm dumping your for your best friend.  I just went out with you for the sex, but she is way better than you are at it plus she's prettier so..see ya around red"\n\numm...just for example...like IF a man said that to me..uh yeah...:-)
989008
tell her a stupid joke..\nif she laugh but didnt understand the joke.. its show that she is interested in u
383865
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat. \n''NO!'' yelled the blonde. \n\nThe guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again. \n\n''NO!'' the blonde yelled again. \n\nThings got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped. \n\n''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy. \n\n''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?'' \n\nThe blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''