What would you do if a neighbor cursed out your wife and said he would paint the bottom of his fence with lead
396873
First, comfort your wife!  Then ask the people who are staining the fence what they are using.  Most stains do not contain lead any longer--just like most paints don't contain it any more--I'm pretty sure it's illegal for the manufacturers to use lead in those types of products now, but older stains and paints may still have some lead in it.  It usually isn't harmful unless you ingest the stuff.  Just keep your kids away from the fence until it is dry and don't let them eat or handle any of the old scrapped off stain.  Clean it up as best as you can, what you can't get picked up should be washed away with water--lots and lots of water.  If it is the neighbors fence, and is totally on his property, he can do what ever he likes to it--unless you live in a neighborhood that has rules about things like that.  Check with your neighborhood home owners association about the rules for fencing.  If the fence is on your property or belongs to you--he can't be on your side unless you let him!  Honestly, it sounds to me like this neighbor could just be having a bad day--who knows.  For your own safety and that of your family, stay in your own yard, don't call the guy and call the police if the guy gets nasty again.
182031
Tell him if he does not leave you alone you will tell his wife and notify the police for harrassment. Dont put up with this crap.
441494
Call the police.  Make sure there is a police report on the fact that the tree was cut without permission.\n\nIf the police will not prosecute as a crime, get a lawyer or take the neighbor to small claims court.
565603
Call the police. The trees are on his property and you have the right to sue.
314826
When your neighbors say something just challenge the other man to a contest to see who can make their wives/girlfriends scream the loudest!!!
596894
I don't know where you live, but where I live it's not illegal.  Gak.  If you want to start up a real feud, you could bag up all the leaves and dump them back into his yard.  \n\nOr build a fence.  Be very clear about your property line, however; you wouldn't want him to own the fence!\n\nKeep a record of what he does and when he does it.  You might have a basis for an harrassment suit.
1051407
Nah, I'd let em borrow my deck if he had something going on that was more than his deck could handle... and as long as they didnt make a mess on my deck.  His wife is pretty good about keeping his deck clean though, so she would probably see to it that the use of my deck was handled properly.
87567
ok first I would go to his house and kill his dog!\nThen burn down his grandmothers house!\nthen get some spray paint and write on the side of his house " thats what ya get when ya fuck wit me...BEOTCH"\nok..ok ...just joking!....dont do any of that or you will go to prison!lol..but I would seriously go to his house and kick his @ss!\n\nPs...Tator Salad....did you refer to women as HO's??..
481187
You want to kill him? Hit him where it hurts. Take him to \ncourt for alienation of affection and hit him in the wallet! Then, give him your sleazy wife! They deserve each other, and you deserve better.
785525
Nothing if his wife don`t do nothing.\nif you bothwork together then its forbitten(by regulation) and you both get punished not only him .\ndoesn`t mean he is the only one in trouble because he has the higher rank,yes he should have know better so do you.\nso if you report him you will be busted the same way as him ,same if his wifes reports you.\nif you don`t work together you can make him any trouble nothing it depend again on hi wife she can make him trouble he will get a minor punishment through his command.
256954
If you want to be able to repair it, paint it, etc. without your neighbor's consent you need to have it inside your property line so you can still work on it and be on your own property.
747273
I wouldn`t worry about it.   Thats one of the several ways this could have turned out.  It could have turned nasty, it could have turned out right for you, it could even have been a disaster for you and your husband.  Just be thankful that that was the only consequence of the truth you told
215837
if its a guy dare him to go ask to borrow your neighbors(daughter/or wife) tampon  and let him say he's having an 'emergency of his own'
199833
Slash his tires..pee on his doorstep, or even better, Smash his car window, plant some drugs in his car then call the police on a disturbance, oh and throw a (d) ildo in there too..that'll make him think twice before he (F) ucks with you agian.
270068
Buy a Paint Ball Gun...and when the your neighbors kids come over to your yard...OPEN FIRE!!!!!!
648579
Your husband has a good chance of going for a night or two and maybe having a hefty fine too.  It doesn't matter that your husband was hit with a rock first, it is still assault because self defense can not be claimed if you retaliate with more force than is necessary to defend yourself.  Your neighbor will face legal action too though.  If you and your neighbor mutually agree to drop charges then you will both walk away with no action, but chances are that he won't drop charges if you and your husband are wishing to press charges against him... it is a sad fact of how our legal system works.  I can honestly say I would have done the same thing in your husband's shoes, but I'm sorry to bring you this unfortunate reality.
402652
Kill them and then hide their bodies under the baseball field.  That would be ironic.  If that doesn't work, try reasoning with him.