how did you waste time at work? please answer in haiku form.?
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I am wasting time\nBy answering this question\nIn haiku format.
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Decide what had been your routine in internet. Seeing mails and replying the most important MUST REPLY is ok.\nAny reminders to wish on birthday etc is ok. \nRest of routine things including reading news papers periodicals and YAHOO QUESTION AND ANSWERS can wait till you finish your work.\nWHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY.
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That i'll be on yahoo answers alittle longer...and then back to work...wait just alittle little longer....
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today is one boring day for me.. bored like hell... how's yours?
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Are you lazy?\nLook here:
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How do you feel about haiku's? here goes:\n\n\nEnd of the school year.\nAnticipating the break,\nBut first: tests to take.\n\nDo I know enough?\nWill I pass? Fail? I worry.\nBut -- I do just fine.\n\nLeaving Middle School.\nI'm sad, but excited, too,\nTo try something new.\n\nSummer vacation.\nI feel so happy to be\nFree from the classroom.\n\nHigh School: here I go.\nWho's like me? Who's different?\nWhere do I fit in?\n\nChanged, and yet I'm still\nThe same. Both adult and child.\nGrowing up is strange.\n\nThe rest of my life\nStarts here and now. Walk the aisle.\nI've graduated!
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Unwinding from the work week. Relaxing. Answering questions on Yahoo Answers.
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Stop walking around and get back to work!\nSay hi once and just do a jesture next time.
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Enjoy\n\nAnd while working tomorrow look for a job you will actually enjoy on your bosses time and pay\n\nBaby Guinness for me thanks
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Get back to work!\n\n-your boss
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Wow! Bet it took you some time to write all that.  I enjoyed reading it.  You really need to find a job that you enjoy doing.
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yeah, I'm at work.  It's not that my job is boring, it is just that I like to see if I can help people.  also, there are gaps in my job that allow for hours of work, and a little time where there is nothing to do.
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Working. I finished with school long ago. After you're done, life is work, work, and more work.
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avian flu\n\npig flu\n\nive been carjacked\n\nYou’ve been mistakenly arrested during a random bag check and transported to Guantánamo Bay, and this is your only phone call, but not to worry, you hope to have the whole thing cleared up by, oh, tomorrow.\n\nSorry but I won't be at work the next few months. You know how i'm in the reserves? We'll I'm being shipped of to Norrath in the morning for some U.N peace Keeping mission... \n\nHey boss, I'll be out of office this week, I'm going on a honeymoon with my wife, we just got married\n\nHey boss i can't work cause i...errrr... i died! Gottagobye! \n \nUm yeah...I've talked with some of my coleagues and we've determined my absence from work isn't a problem, it's a "feature". Thank you for employing me, have a nice day! *click* \n \n\n" My guns are telling me to stay home today". \n\nI've been promoted to Manager by our Supervisor, making you Assistant Manager, & I am now taking a vacation leaving you in charge...& don't look for the Supervisor to question my new promotion, he's gone scuba diving with brick shoes, mwa hahaha!...Scratch the brick shoes part, hehe, woops. \n\nIm having a religous holiday for the week. Im an Eekyoo Tooh Witness...yeah, & our long foretold prophecy is coming true, we'll be fulfilling our religious destiny...Witnessing Eekyoo Tooh. \n \n\nMy wife was in a horrible car accident....yes for the 15th time this year.... \n\n\nI just won a contest for a trip to an entirely different world.....so i'll be needing a few weeks off... \n \n\nI'm sorry, but I feel that my productivity levels will be low today. Would you rather not pay me for a day or pay me for not making my Quota, and depressing everyone around me? \n \nI'm sorry, I won't be available to work today. Oh, I'll be AT work.. with my girlfriend/boyfriend in the supply closet. Please observe the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door and don't check on us. We'll be fiiiiiiine. \n\nI can't come into work today. I have a fever of 85 degrees. \n\n(I tried that once many years ago with my father if I recall to avoid school. I for some reason had though 78 was the normal temperature. He calmly told me I was dead.) \n\nMe: "Hey boss, I need some time off. " \nBoss: "Why?" \nMe: "My wife in Everquest2 told me that if I don't spend more time with her, she will divorce me." \nBoss: "Oh, what about your real wife?" \nMe: "Didn't I tell you? She divorced me 4 years ago when EQlive came out because I didn't spend enough time with her." \nBoss: "Well for god's sake man, don't let this one get away! Take all the time you need." \n \nDigestive Issues" \nI can guarentee nobody wants details\n\nim sick\n\ni've been in a caraccident\n\nmy babysitter just quit\n\ni just had a misscarriage\n\nim hungover\n\ni just witnessed a robbery & will be at police station id ing the suspect
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I feel your pain.  My resolution?  I tell the individual that I am too busy and he has to do it himself.  I don't do his work anymore.  When my supervisor complains; I tell him "not my job".  Good luck with that one.
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How about not chatting and doing some work?\n\nUseless employees...
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Thanks, I needed a vacation!!\ncheck this site out:\nhttp://www.stamey.nu/Humor/ThingsYoudLikeToSayAtWork.htm