I need to pass a drug test for marijuana and have to do it at home I have no money?
411764
Go to GNC (Ceneral Nutrition Center.)  There's a Tea that cleans your blood stream.  I forget the name of it, but just tell them what you're looking for and they'll know what you're talking about.  It's a little pricey..pobably $30, but it's worth it if you want your job back.
738853
you need to smoke pot
952170
Only maybe.\n\n1st NEVER, never take a test without drinking glass upon glass of water the day before and the morning of, you should be p'ing clear.  Then take a b-vitamin that morning, it will add the yellow back to your urine.  Pop a couple rolaids 15 minutes or so before the test, drink a little more water. \n\nWhen filling out paperwork, inform of the vitamins and rolaids, just say you take everyday.\n\nBut if you were "pretty yellow" your urine was full of waste products, the thc will probably show up.  How heavy are you?  The heavier you are, the longer THC stays in the system, as it attaches to fat cells.  So if thinner, you have a better chance of being "clean". \n\nGood luck
967777
If it's just your own physical, probably not.  If it's for employment, they probably will do a drug test.  A standard 5 panel test will  include THC (marijuana), Cocaine (Crack), Methamphetamine (Ecstasy), Amphetamine and Opiates (Morphine, etc.).
154679
Try your local drug dealer ;)
386058
You are out of luck.  The best way to pass a drug test is to just don't do drugs.  There are so many ways of drug testing today and some are foolproof.  For example, the only way to pass a hair strand drug test is to be drug free for 2 years!
8749
smoke some pot it could help, but i dont know what state you live in you can get legal pot in some stop.
574216
It really depends on where you live. About 7 years ago, you could see a Physician at the "Cannabis Club" in Arcata, CA for the walk-in fee of 250 bucks. You then gave a reason for your need for this perscription (cataracts, helps your appetite, helps you fight heroin addiction, etc.) and you were issued a card. This also allows you to purchase the medical-grade cannabis. :)
536844
Well...you had SEX without your parents finding out...why couldn't you buy a test without them finding out?  Go to Walmart and buy a cheap $10 test.  They are just as accurate as the high dollar ones.  Though, what I really think you are telling us is, you are too young to drive a car to get anywhere to buy one.  This is SO sad.\n\nPLEASE quit having sex and finish school.  You are practicality illiterate.  What kind of mother would you be if you can't even spell yet.  You're still a child yourself.  Leave Sex up to the pros...who have a  job & an education and are financially and emotionally ready to raise a child.  I don't want to have to pay (though taxes) to support your illigetimate child who will be born into the welfare system.  PLEASE, I'm begging you to stop doing it .
290489
Drink A LOT of water and tea.  A natural foods store (like GNC) has clarifying teas that help flush your system.  Goldenseal (a herbal pill) also detoxifies your body.  Keep DRINKING water...lots and lots.  If you are being tested don't exercise before hand because marijuana stores in the fat cells and releases THC when you exercise.  A rule of thumb is if you don't smoke it often it will be out of your system in 3 weeks, but doing these tips will help you out.
368587
There really is no substitute, I don't care what they are trying to sell over the internet. The police wouldn't care. They would take you to jail just as fast. Every time you have the desire to smoke get a garden hoe and go outside and hoe the grass in your yard. Soon you'll be exhausted and before long you can plant flower seeds... then you can pull the weeds out... then water them every morning and night ... and them hoe up some more grass and make a new flower bed. Before long, you will have a beautiful yard full of flowers. When the police drive past your place they will only think good thoughts. Then you can sit out in you're beatuful garden and drink chamomile tea made from the chamomile flowers that you grew yourself. There is alot of power in perfectly legal flowers. Hence, FLOWER POWER.
171377
It's not you, it's the drug clinic - no doubt they lost your stuff.  Unfortunately, the company you want to go to may not want to pay for a new test - and if they found someone more experienced in the meantime, your only hope is if you received an offer in writing and then accepted in writing... and even then, the drug screening was probably a condition written on your job application somewhere, so the company can worm out of the offer if they want.\n\nNo one suspects you of a bad test, but it may be that the cards are falling lousy.  I'm sorry about your situation here.
3310
Go to your nearest library and they usually have a program for you to get your G.E.D. The one around here pays for it if you take there classes and will pay for the first test.  If you fail then you have to pay the next time.  It has to be in the county you live in though.
611048
There are lots of products on the market that claim to be able to give you a clean test. You should ask around I would be skeptical of anything I had not seen myself. Some of these products go for $4o a dose. You should be able to pass a test that is a week away. I would do a lot more research than just asking a question on here though.\n\nDo a Google search for clean urine you should get more info than you need. Some of the best info will probably come from asking questions in a forum type format. Like:\n\nhttp://forum.grasscity.com/\n\nor\n\nhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=44
1107687
Just drink tons of water all day.  Urinate alot.  When it comes time for your test, you will basically pass a cup of water to them.  If you can urinate privately, without someone watching, you could just water down your urine before you hand it to them.\n\nEither way, this will totally throw the test, as it will not be able to pick up on the small amount of drug traces in the urine.  \n\nIf you have not done any drugs in 30 days, you probably have nothing to worry about.  If you have, it still is probably not a big deal.  Drug tests are expensive.  This may just be a psychological parenting tactic.  Your parents may just throw away the sample and tell you it is a positive result.  \nIf you want to do drugs, and not deal with the parents, the best tactic is to keep your grades up in school, keep yourself clean and well groomed, and get healthy amounts of sleep and excercise.  If you do this, your parents probably will never suspect you, and if they do, you can point to your grades and lifestyle as evidence of your drug free lifestyle.
425525
You could buy a dime of weed
1005793
Has to be prescribed by your doctor...but most physicians have lots of free samples, tell him/her you want to quit smoking & you will most likely not have to pay for it!