how do you anal your birds mum?
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Just walk up and kiss her. then take it from there...
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mix two cups of water with 3 cups of flour\nAdd the juice of adult one coco-berry tree (min height 936ft 3inches)\nFold in two cups of young ladys body hair mixed with 1 tsb of old man rimula\nturn around in three complete circles chanting UMBA UMMA UMBA\nand leave to chill over night or for a t least 18 minutes.\nPinch of salt to taste\nVoila...you have gold!\n\nIf this one fails, I do have a magic spell but it requires milk which is extremely difficult to get these days since the cows became extinct, it doesn't work as well with boobie milk.
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Give them a bone......\nMy pussy does the same thing...constantly meows over & over.
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there are several diferent methods of sexing canaries. i have listed a good sight below that will help you good luck
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Take him to your local brid bander...a professor of ornithology at your local college... he will blow on the feathers just above the anus in an upward direction, this patch of skin will have variations based on sex.  A female will have a more fatty patch of padding in this area.  A brood patch.
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don't contact him at all.\nit's not worth you giving him the satisfaction of having a good laugh at your bleating, you will only degrade yourself.\nget him battered,then arrange for yourself and a few mates to be there so you can sit back and have a good laugh at him picking his teeth off the floor,  then jump the bird, and move on.\nor, get all the details you can on her, address, email, contact number, and plaster them on every public toilet door saying "need a shag, call the slag, dirty hoe loves to blow"\n\nif you need more inspiration, what the lilly allen video to "smile"\nxx
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Add red coloring.\n\nIt IS necessary, and it DOES NOT harm the birds.
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Meow Mix. Take some old women's pantie-hose to make you a small bag for the cat food (5-6 pieces of food). place your hook inside the bag with the food and fold the corners up and use a small rubber band to hold over the hook. I use a bobber and set the hook about a foot off bottom. Depends on where they feeding. Good Luck.
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yes!!!there is u can either let a boy fuck u in the azz or u can just eat more bread me personally  my mamma has a butt i guess she passed it down and i just  get fuck in the azz or u can just eat more bread.
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Did you pinch her feathers?   :(
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Do you mean bird like an animal? Or, bird like a woman? I wouldn't think slapping either would be very appropriate.
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Attach your mouth to their neck, suck to create a vacuum, then suck really hard. That'll give em a little hicky!
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Hit him with a BIG stick in the teeth...CRACKALAKA...and drag 'em to AA, or you could tie him down and poke him with a hot stick until he gives in(my personal favorite)
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lightly tickling and stroking with your fingernails\n\nplay with the spot where they meet the peroneum (in front of a*se hole) \n\nsqueeze and massage them just as he is about to c*m
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OK no bad words, how about we learn how to play your Mother?
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It depends a lot on where you live.  If you live in the country (like I do) and have a barn nearby, you can climb or use a ladder to get to the highest corners of the barn.  Baby pigeons basically look like oversized chicks (the real kind, not girls) with a lot of missing feathers.  They live the kind of life most of us dream of: get "beak" fed by your parents for several months, do no work of any kind and simply sit there and grow.  But of course, they arent' as sanitary with their droppings as we are.
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you should tie her up with silk scarves,blindfold her,that is a soft way to get started.\nalso talking real dirty,doggy style dominant positions,\ni'm not a "bottom" but i hear thats what they like.try some bondage sites for more ideas