What would happen if you crossed a monkey with a giraffe?
408714
you can't, it's impossible. they are not of the same species or genius let alone class. good luck trying to even get them to mate.
760778
No,but I have seen a monkey break a beer bottle and threaten to kill that puppy if it ever came near him again. Almost the same thing,right?
1137576
Nope, if you're both HIV / AIDS negative there is a 0 chance you'll get infected... unless you involve a monkey somehow... or an infected person...
495341
If the blood of the primate is very similar to your blood. Otherwise, your body may not cope with it, and you will die, or your body rejects it, and you will die. Unless you transfuse it out of you, but that leaves you with no blood again.
428795
You probably mean the "black-handed" and details of that monkey can be found on this page.\n\n\nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/310.shtml
178853
Well one of you would have to hold down the monkey while the other one strangles him.\n\nNot very fair to the monkey I might add.  You might want to go mano to priamte instead and leave your roommate out of it.
679766
one of my genetically-engineered super monkeys looked like george bush but after we released him into the wild we never heard from him again...\ni wonder where he could be?
440476
Open the door; put the giraffe in; close the door.
21359
There are a number of misconceptions about giraffe. One is that they cannot make any sound. Although generally quiet, they have been heard to grunt, snort and bleat.
845865
1. open the door and put the elephant in.\n2. open the door, take out the elephant, stick in the giraffe\n3. the giraffe. he's still stuck in the refridgerator\n4. er...dunno this....is it coz its safe to cross as all the crocs are at the animal council the lion king is holding? lol dunno.
944230
1.  Open the door.  Put the elephant in the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n2.  Open the door.  Take the elephant out of the fridge.  Put the giraffe into the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n3.  The giraffe is not there, because he's in the fridge.\n\n4.  You go during the animal-kingdom meeting, because all the animals except the giraffe will be at the meeting and it will be safe to cross the river.
1058850
Nope but he has a monkey
70360
Monkeys with monkeys yes! Humans with monkeys NO!
871824
We have quite a few escaped pet monkeys in FL. In the everglades there are some "hammocks" which have trees. While monkeys like fruit, they are omnivores as we are, so they would fish & eat other animals they could catch. They are also accomplished thieves, so if they are not caught by people, they will steal whatever they can from us.       As for the second part, they would evolve as we did. Primates can already communicate with sign language & teach it to others. We still have a coccyx (tail bone) We're not that different.
982728
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a joke, but obviously a mouse has far more chance of walking away from such a fall.  A hippo would probably explode upon impact.  There are several reasons why this is, the first being that the mouse, having a high surface-to-weight ratio, will have a slower terminal velocity than the hippo. There's also the survivability of the impact itself, and, once again, a small mouse is quite strong relative to its own size than a hippo, the same reason why ants are able to carry enormous loads relative to their size.  A hippo would never stand a chance.
333788
cross first with the goat.   Come back and get the lion and cross, bringing the goat back with you.  Drop the goat, and cross with the yam.   Drop the yam, go back & get the goat.
596095
Monkey likes to look!