how do i eliminate the jokes on my  mobile phone?
409724
cancele it; but you will most likely have better luck if you "cancel" it.
862172
thk 4 that\n\nonly joking. I dislike text speak also. It's just down right lazy.
447367
voice cancelling\n\nTry a program like GOldWave, that has filters to remove lyrics, or everything except lyrics\n\nhttp://www.goldwave.com
156156
lol.  I overuse it too.  I rarely actually laugh out loud when I use it.  It's the price I have to pay when trying to use sarcasm through text.  Sacrifices.
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say, shut the F. up.\nlol, just joking.\nnothing u can say
993156
simply delete it in your q&a
203347
You have to go to the site of the carrier of the cell phone. I know that Metro PCS and Cingular have this feature I assume most do. But it is usually limited to a certain number of characters.\n\nGood Luck.
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
560040
try this website www.hidemyass.com
710498
go into your account settings and remove it from there
1004198
http://www.callcentrehelper.com/jokes.htm\nhttp://forum.indya.com/archive/index.php?t-398.html
488681
turn off your phone , only use it when you need it
674042
just like a normal text. you can even do that right from you yahoo messenger or from http;//mobile.yahoo.com and go to "messenging"
483325
Tools-->Options-->View-->  and uncheck Paragraph Marks\n\nToodles!!!
1090254
Start by telling the phone company about the issue.\nAnd then, get friends to call, etc.\nStart your own "grass roots" campaign to get them to use plain language!
232422
Sign in to Yahoo and go to Mobile --> Alerts.  Then turn them off.
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go to where it says hello (your name) and click on your name, scroll down to where you choose no pic, pic or avatar and select it