There's no way I'll be allowed into heaven. Any chance St. Peter will buy my fake I.D. and Groucho glasses
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ROFL @ the concept of Pete taking Groucho instead of you. \n\nBut lets say you do pose as Groucho with glasses and all and Pete doesn't buy it. Just toss him the famous Groucho quote:\n\n"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?."
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Only if I get to be GOD.\nJK.\nNo way...too oppressive.
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same thing here. my greatest fear is to go to hell
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I will be in heaven with my Savior - even though I don't deserve it.
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Run with it, just take off and don't look back. Nobody on earth is going to get you to heaven. Your treasures are laid up there, lay everything else down and go for it. It takes alot of guts, but your being called, thats why this is weighing so heavy on you. Jesus was spit on, kicked , speared, whipped, cursed at etc, and look where he is now. I will pray for you right now!!! God bless you!
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Do you think if I when I die and subsequently discover that oops, there is a heaven, that the American Atheists symbol tattooed on my left arm will prevent me from entering?
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Well maybe you are worrying because you are wrong about your beliefs. Heaven is real, so is hell. When you accept Jesus, he takes all our worries, and fear.\n\nYour body will last as long as how you care for it. Eat right, exercise. They say that people born after 1979 will likely live to 100yrs old. Thats if you don't get cancer, or get hit by a bus.\n\nBut I would worry about what happens after you die. So many people testify that they've been shown hell. Their accounts are very similar.
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You can't do that, see what religion will do to people!!
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I don't believe in Heaven.
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maybe because you are one will save away from eternal damnation >:(
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Open my presents from Satan.
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Jesus is a money making scam... I don't want to go to hell but nobody has superpower... The churches has made him it to a martyr... \n\nI'm going to hell
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First you really have to want it...remember Christianity is not a "Get out of hell free" card.  Next you close your eyes and bow your head and pray:  "Dear Lord, I am ready to except Jesus Christ as my personal savior, please help me to learn from his teachings...Amen"    YOUR IN!!\n\ntO STAY IN, YOU HAVE TO LIVE BY THE GOLDEN RULE.
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See, it's little things like this that make it so hard for me to become really Christian. Sometimes I wish I couldn't read or hear; I'd probably be filled with happy faith. Sigh. Sorry, but if my cat isn't going to be in heaven, then it isn't going to be heaven. So I guess I'll just cancel my trip. :)
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Not going to heaven and suffering in hell would be my greatest fear. It is scary to think u might be left in this world after god comes back. which will be soon.
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I'd go to a psychologist if that is not an option look to God!
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The only thing that can keep us out of heaven is to reject Christ. Pride may well be the sin most committed on the way though.