Why did the pervert cross the road?
403961
Cuz he was stuck in the chicken!
837799
i would have called the police, that is soo wrong of somebody to do that to u, i bet now your parnoid to use the restrooms now what an *sshole!!! sorry that happened to u just remember that not all people r like that.
344471
Cuz she was a dirty whore.
445924
Your questions require too much thinking for this time of the night.\nWell it maybe because somebody crossed an Angels path.
1153150
because it's too risque to say: " I'm just going out to flog my stick"\nso they turned it around.
1104946
because his dick had fallen off on the other side
485020
Because it took him to the other side of the road and he knew better than to use the road since the chicken got flattened on that.\n\nThis is hilarious.  The most asked question and you can't even get it right LMFAO.  Or are you claiming aardvarks prefer rods over roads?
527412
perverts are experts at the internet when it comes to finding people.  Be careful.
776816
Coz he has a bus pass silly man.
305788
No, no no..\n\nThe chicken crossed the road because, the UN slapped sanctions on him, saying if he didn't cross the road, then he was no longer going to be able to eat. But when they discovered the chicken could fend for himself, they threatened air strikes over his farm..so, he decided to go ahead and cross the road.
709019
To stay off the highway.....
26497
Perverts are there everywhere - it is just that most of them have access to the internet. They can satisfy themselves with minimum risk of getting caught or identified.
704210
Unfortunately too many people love to sue. In this case, I feel that you were in the wrong. You stopped, used a turn signal and then changing your mind, continued into traffic without making sure it was clear.
735
Lol, there is no such thing as out-perverting a pervert, I am afraid. The weirder you get, the more they are going to be interested in you and the more they think they are rubbing off on you!\n\nCall the police or something.
103716
I saw one get a ticket one night.  He crossed the road right in front of a motorcycle.  Man in wheelchair went flying, passenger on motorcycle went flying, and driver of motorcycle ended up under the bike.  Was one of the freakiest things I've ever seen.
597598
THIS ROAD THAT DRIVE DOWN EVERYDAY..WELL THERE'S AN INTERSECTION WHERE THERE IS A 4 WAY STOP SIGN AND ABOUT 25 FEET AWAY THERE'S A TRAFFIC LIGHT..WELL ONE DAY I STOPPED AT THE STOP SIGN BUT DIDN'T GO BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE..I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL PEOPLE STARTED BEEPING AT ME AND GOING AROUND..AND I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE I WAS LIKE WHY ARE THEY RUNNING THE LIGHT, WHEN IN FACT I WAS AT THE STOP SIGN..I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS..I WAS LAUGHING AT MYSELF ALL DAY..
1019748
sorry. maybe find a policeman. and report the incident in detail.