i masturbated and sliced the shaft of my penis wide open?
412472
Dude...you need to put down whatever you're using on yourself and get to the nearest hospital, pronto! That could totally mess with not only your sexual function, but your ability to urinate normally. And even though I'm a girl, I'm sure it must hurt like h**l!
191180
yes you can!!! Go under the knife.  You can have your penis increased in length and girth but only by surgery.
252446
This is not good!  Your uncle told you this?  Oh My Gd!  I'm so sorry for you.  I hope you are over this, and I hope that you stay far away from you uncle.  Don't be left alone with him ever again!  But, to answer you question, if you really want to know.  When he said open up....he was meaning for you to relax your vigina (because a 9 yr. old girl would be tight), so he could basically "poke" you.
948496
OMG, THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? LASERING YOUR PENIS IS INSANE.
414765
i would think youre right that it might be cause of masturbating,same thing happened to me\n\n\nyou may have an infection
886028
Soak your foot. WHen the skin swells, the splinter should pop out. DON"T put animal meat on your open wound, ever. Bacon fat!?! You might as well rub dog poop on there! Jeeze!
644544
Don`t worry it is a normal thing. It is not a mater of the size or the shape of the penis. I have a "banana" penis like you and it ejaculate forcefully enough. Don worry it does`t meter, just don`t masturbate every day. It is bad for your semen.
418195
take a rusty kitchen knife, slice threw really quick, take a couple painkillers before it, than  dip your weiner in Zel'onka' and don't cut too far, cause you'll cut your penish head off, don't wanna damage that thing! or do you?
1163726
I hope to God you didn't cut it yourself......You should be at the doctors rather than sitting on the Internet......it will take a while to heal that's why you need to get to the docs immediately......and you get dizzy because you are losing your life, that's why!!!!
1182189
I wasn't going to answer this until I saw another answer.  First, what you got is what you got.  It will be great so quit worrying about it.  Now do not put your penis into a vacuum cleaner.  Never insert your penis into anything but your hand, a friends hand, or a vagina.  You can damage the tissue structure so I repeat do not put your penis into a vacuum cleaner.  Also don't get a penis pump same problem.
527489
spread my pussy wide open and see how many fingers i can fit in there...
884610
wow. you must have really been going at that butter. \n\nHere's what you say: \n\n"Oh. It was awful. Knife glinting in the light, most frightening thing you ever saw. It was totally unexpected. Of course, I overcame my opponent, and this was the only injury I sustained." \n\nThen, casually mention that you were cutting butter with a butter knife, and that you cut the hell out of your thumb in the process. People will think you're clever, and you've impressed them with your storytelling and humor, rather than with some neanderthal activity like pub-brawling.
1071891
You should go to the emergency room and have them check that out. That sound scary. You might have ripped a nerve or something like that.
923106
Dont try and do it yourself you could end up with massive infection.  Get a professinonal to do it...;
56412
You mean like if you tripped and fell on an erect penis?? I don't think so, lol.
834290
the other night you said you cut your hand on a knife, did you really do it yourself? ryan you need help honey. Its ok to see a therapist and get all the things out that you needed to say a long time ago
976728
Your question really confuses me. Either you were not circumcised at all or too much foreskin was left and needs to be trimmed. In any case check with your doctor and if he doesn't know what to do, then have him recommend a good urologist. They do adult circumcisions or revisions if necessary. You may not be circumcised because it sounds like you have phimosis, a tight foreskin that makes it difficult to have an erection without pain and may be too tight that it even makes it difficult to pee. Get to the doctor. They are used to patients having these problems.