If you're camping and you run into a bear, will playing dead really help?
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I had a US Parks Ranger say that you wouldn't be playing for long.  I wouldn't trust my life to any such action.  I would try to slowly back out but barring that I would want the S&W model .500 pistol
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Yes.\n\nIt is a great trick.  \n\nWestern wisdom suggests that when the end comes, the depraved and filthy living will not believe that the game is over and will feel certain they can beat the illness, go on carousing, and repent later once it is "really" over.\n\nSo some shrewdness and self-honesty and acceptance of mortality is gonna be necessary to use the great trick of death bed repentance.  Don't count on it working out for you, it's like winning a lottery.
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No, they would kill you first to decrease their chances of being annoyed.\n\nO.K. that was mean, but just a joke,sorry.  Your question was actually funny.
59512
Well if your objective is to kill everybody and everything........I'm thinking you are too late.....so to answer your question......uhm no.\n\nBut if flooding the valley will bring life back to the vegetation and by doing so brings back the animal life to the area.......go for it! But I am so not feeding the coyotes when you do. Its your turn, I fed them last time. *sigh*
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I love the responses on this question, especially the one that says "leave it alone, you're not going to eat it anyway".  That's funny.  Bear meat is great.\n\nThe safest way, that I know of, to hunt bear is from a tree stand.  While there are SOME bears that can climb trees, this is still the safest way.  Ensure that the stand is over 2 meters from the ground, sit and wait.  Of course, it helps if you set up in a known bear area.
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To avoid attack by sharks, never swim with a bleeding wound, which sends them into a psychotic feeding-frenzy, keep nearer the beach and a constant vigil for them, with other swimmers, and preferably a very nearby boat, and as sharks nudge and nibble to determine if something is edible, you have to strike them hard -kick, punch, heel of hand, elbow- them on the nose, as they have a very sensitive area full of nerve-endings there, and can be fazed for a few minutes by a strong strike.\n  Bears are territorial, and 'own' a big area!  The worst thing to do is startle a bear, sneaking up on them.  You should sing while you hike, walk with jingle-bells on your boots, play a radio, makes a lot of noise, and they will hide, and watch you.  Never make eye-contact, never start running to escape, they can catch Olympic sprinters!  Keep  a big pistol to hand.  The noise will scare most off, but the gun helps gives you a confident psychic trace, that they pick up on, rather than you quaking in your boots, wishing you had a gun! \nBee-stings kill a lot more than both.
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i was having a great day fishing for coho in a river on the queen charlotte islands. we had caught and released more than our fair share and we were taking a beer break. the fellow just up-stream from us hooked and landed a really nice one. he got himself rigged up and turned to cast when a very large black bear came running out of the bush, grabbed his fish and took off. we sat there with our mouths hanging open and watched the fellow continue to fish with not a clue. the bear had taken the fish from less than 5 feet away from him. it took him more than 15 minutes to figure out that his fish was missing, then when he did he turned and looked at us as if we were the guilty parties. we finally had to show him the bear tracks in the sand.
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it's legal to kill it as long as you don't shoot it, and you give it a name first. what i suggest, grab darts from your dart board and start hurling them at the bear saying, "take that baloo!" \nas far as eating them goes, it's only gross if you don't use A1.
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Try to find the means for survival and do so until I'm found - dead or alive.\n\nOh... I might also grab some volley ball and paint a face on it.
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some wildlife "experts" consider themselves to be very knowledgeable of the creatures they are around. they do have mishaps, but generally if you're calm and careful nothing will happen. if anything he gets hyped up on adrenaline doing what he does.
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Confront the bear - its an honorable death
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i found this really cute one. i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you. i dont know how to work that into any thing tho.
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Does a bear shit in the woods????
253324
Ummmmmmm. Do bears Sh*t in the woods?
159323
Play hide and seek in a explosive mine field. Then they can find out what happens after they die first hand!
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It depends.  If the campsite has hunting or something, probably yes.  But if they don't they probably won't let you for safety reasons.  Also they might let you if there is hunting nearby.
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it will hurt but only for a few seconds.  its really nothing to worry about.  i have been hit =near my balls meore than once but its nothing to worry about.heres what you need to do.  sit back for the first part of the game and see where the opposing team goes to. then ask for cover fire and try to get to another bunker.  i did this and i got real good real quick.  that's what you need to do for the first few games or so.  then as you get more experienced then you can become more aggressive since you will know the field a little better