Ten points to the Best Joke!?
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A businessman on a business trip waits for his flight at an airport in London to fly back to the States. He goes to the bathroom when "nature calls"\nAs he sits on the toilet, a man in the next stall says,\n"Hey, how are you?"\nAt first, the businessman thinks how inappropiate this is, but decides to answer.\n"Fine, thank you"\nThen the man in the next stall says,\n"So, what are you doing?"\nThe businessman still thinks all this is very inappropiate, but he doesn't know the customs here and doesn't want to be rude so he says.\n"I'm waiting for my flight to go back to the U.S."\nThen the man says,\n"So, when are you coming over?"\nNow the businessman thinks the man has crossed the line and firmly says,\n"Listen, I don't know who you are or what you are trying to do here but I'm not what you think I am!"\nThe man in the next stall says,\n"Honey, let me call you back. There's an a$$hole in the next stall that's answering all my questions"
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it is a great one! you know what really made me laugh?  I didn't scroll down! after like 10 minutes of thinking saw your answer, thanks for the laugh!!
431962
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I always laugh at it. Well, my rating is 2970913583563453921569345562598983407 (10/10 for short) I love blonde jokes, have anymore?
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
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hahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nVERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!
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Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
548784
i like your jokes, your funny!!
776984
LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
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i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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Ha Ha Ha....Pretty  old joke!!! Still as fresh as New Born Baby !! Yes ! This is one of my favorite joke and i Often use it in my 'Ventriloquism' Show its more than 20 years now !!! This one is undoubtedly my favorite and I always liked it !!!
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Lmao hey great joke lol
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damn funny joke!  i laughed till i stopped!
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once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH