Do all cops eat doughnuts?
411146
Not all cops eat doughnuts
1004253
I'm a little wacky and I dig cops. I think it's just the handcuffs. I think it'd be great if the hubby came home from a hard day of work looking all like authority with those cuffs glinting brightly....... Or maybe those cops dig us chicks that dig the handcuffs.. Do cops dig their handcuffs? Seriously, do ya all take them home and put them to good use?
595714
No. Not here. You can call them and ask how many officers they have that are D.R.E. certified, but I doubt you will get an answer. It's not like there is a list just lying around with that info on it at any police station.\n\nBesides, why do you want to know? Are you a drug addict?
789117
GO KICK A COP IN THE NUTS
385103
Ugh!!!  Don't even!  They are usually overtly nice because if something is to come up...that's the topic.  Cops always pick on the people that are pointing guns, robbing etc...black, white whatever.\n  As in everything there are some bad apples.
878738
All across the country huh?  Every cop is violent and aggressive over a poor little marijuan user?  Right!!!  I guess the cops are going to always be able to deal with vilolent criminals with words like please and thankyou!!!  That will work 100% of the time!!  NOT.  \n\n"Pretty please, with a freaking cherry on top, drop the gun!  OK, you can shoot me once before I shoot back, that is only fair.!!"  Is this what the cops should say?\n\n\nCriminals have no regard for the law or the people who uphold it.  Criminals don't respect the rules society has put in place, however, cry like little freaking sissys when they get caught.  They love to cry foul play and play innocent and make out like a victim.  That is because they are worthless and incapable of doing anything else with their life other than try to figure out ways to get away with crime.  The fact of the matter is cops are expected to play by the rules, and idiots, I mean criminals, don't.
460608
according those cops I know, YES!  They are fast and easy to eat and don't make as big a mess as fast food.  Plus satisfying to the sweet tooth and early morning cravings.
980379
The real question should be.How many people will die prematurely this year because they ate too many whole donuts.?
1160453
YES!!! Because think about this: You think, "Oh, that's the last doughnut, I shoulden't take it." and the next person to pass by the doughnut will most likely think that too, as will the next person, and the next..Then it starts a whole chain of people wanting to be nice and not take the doughnut!! Sooo, just nicely ask whoever's around or whatever at the time if they want the doughnut and if they don't your gonna take it, and if no one wants it, just go ahead and take it...Don't just leave it there to be thought about! Doughnuts are to be eaten, not thought about!! If you leave it around for others to think about, no one will eat it and that will be a wasted doughnut. Lol. *The Doughnut Theory* Lol
1112059
Yes.  I work with a few different local police departments and I trust all of them.  As for the city I live in, I do, very much.  There are some great officers there and they are respectful and caring.  They try and do the best they can for the community.  The chief is awesome and backs his officers.  We don't have a lot leave from there.
846485
Because they are lazy, doughnut eating bastards.
183291
It can go either way...a chance you take. The judge could lessen the charge or ammend it. Or if found guilty you could pay more including court costs, lawyer etc.... I would talk persoanlly to the officer who issued it first, before the court date and ask if he could help you out, provided you did not curse the officer out or spit on him during the traffic stop, or tell him he should stop eating doughnuts.
24791
does this question really need an answer? as a law abiding citizen, i am shocked at your callous nature. police men and women risk their lives every day protecting our streets and keeping our communities safe. if they want to take an extra few minutes to wipe the powder from jelly donuts off their uniforms, let them. if they can't call you back because they have three chocolate eclairs stuffed between their fat lips, fine. if they have just opened up a fresh box of ho hos, give them an extra minute or two to enjoy the aroma. \n\nyou don't happen to wear a sweater vest, do you?
203960
But what would happen if you yell, "doughnuts" in a crowded police station???
286147
Cops don't lie. Don't be rediculous!\n\nRead the article below for more information.
863939
Ummm... Snickers DOES contain nuts.
103740
it takes a doughnut to know a doughnut goober