i was just trying to toot, and a little poo just came out.  what should i do?
405270
yes you produced a shart - a colloquialism for "mass after gas".  you shoul dsit in the same position so it hopefully dries and maybe it won't itch all that bad.
304360
hey !!!!! now wat did i do?
635414
LMAO!!  ooh that is great stuff.\nheres what i'd do - make a joke out of it by smelling the guy next to you, tell heim he should really see somebody about that.  HA!  Then excuse yourself and let off some "steam" in the bathroom.\nhopefully your office can have a sense of humor about it!
565619
I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
1125331
um go see a doc. that or put it on ice!
649316
It should come out in the end.  Eat some Raisin Bran.\n\nI do hope you're joking.\n\nIf it's still in there after a day, you need to see a doctor.
773169
take yourself right on out of the gene pool.  if you need any suggestions on how to do that, just drop me an email and i'd be more than happy to offer some suggestions!\n\nfor the sake of humanity please do it quickly, i think you may have pooped in here...and it's starting to STINK!
28589
You don't have to do anything. It's not like you have a problem. Everyone laughs at their own corny jokes. It's the human nature. Live your life for you boo. Laugh it up, even it was dumb as s***! Toodles!
771192
i have HAD ENOUGH! the stupidity must STOP!\n\nyou need to have yourself spayed/neutered and remove yourself from the gene pool...i do believe you have pooped in it and IT STINKS!!\n\nthank you for playing, try again tomorrow!!
286909
It's not really poop. You literally just pooped out the actual push-up pop. Take a bite out of it and you'll see what I mean.
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
964285
OK the first thing i did was laugh...then i said eww!!! lol\nmaybe its just my age but i kinda thought something disgusting ;)
733311
you've gone overboard LOL\n\njust hope it's not nasty!
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
1058144
wtf hahahahaha this is so funny omg..haha i was cracking upp\nwow..funny...\n\nbut anyways...yea...u need to clean urself up little boy!! \nmy goodness!!\ngo get some Lime Away or somethin.. after that....scrub ur a** with a car sponge....\n\nok good luck with this kid.
263321
take a pee.\n\nIf that doesn't help go see your doc.
281176
Go see a doctor!!!  You may have ruptured your intestinal lining!!!!  Seroiusly go quickly!!!!