have you ever went to monkey land?
398776
Yes. I go there every day. It's filled with crazed animals running around with no common sense.\n\nEveryone else seems to call it "school", though.
650349
YES, I remember.\nSadly, it wasn't as fun as yours...\nThere I was watching over my cows when a huge light came over us. Three little green men came hovering out of a ship shaped liked a cigar. They wanted to take my prized cow Bessie. Of course I refused. They offered me Zorbels(alien money) but what good is that on Earth so I told them to get lost. Then things got hectic...\n\nThey picked me and Bessie up and zapped the rest of my cows with a laser beam! Including my dog Fluffy!!\nThey took me and Bessie to their ship and strapped us to tables and began poking us.\nThen a tall blue alien came in and began slicing and dicing poor Bessie. The aliens were just about to call their chef "Pierre" over to cook them some beef stew when I picked up telepathetically that they should rather not since mad cow disease is going around. Then I blacked out...  \n\nWhen I awoke, I was in a strange place. A lady alien was before me and the entire room was black. She had a milky complexion and large blue eyes with radiant red hair. She told me that we needed to reproduce in order to save her people. Naturally I obliged and gave her a good earthling show of supreme stamina and skill. Needless to say she was highly impressed...\n\nIt was then that Zarta Shezang walked in. He was about 8ft tall was extremely hairy and had a face that strangely resembled a pigs. He told me that I needed to save his people as well...\n\nAfter I woke up, I was back in my earth bed with strange spots on my skin. A bunch of flowers was waiting by the bed with the note saying "Thanks for the memories, from Zarta Shezang..."
741370
do the monkey, its your last chance for fun!
70360
Monkeys with monkeys yes! Humans with monkeys NO!
262207
yes but the monkey put it there
1008402
I like purple monkeys. They only have one known preditor. That being the elgant yard gnome. Those gnomes can be mean!
381166
you're a retard, learn English or go back to your monkey country.
1078780
no but i love monkeys
679766
one of my genetically-engineered super monkeys looked like george bush but after we released him into the wild we never heard from him again...\ni wonder where he could be?
814321
Yes, i was stuck there last week, it happened whilst i was sitting on the bus and once i entered Bizarro world, i couldnt tell up from down. The first thing i noticed was a purple chair sitting on a monkey whist the banana hung the phone. I think the banana was angry at the horse who was not a goat and it wished to tell the cd case that it longer wanted a relationship. Now you tell me if this is what your Bizarro world is like?
213579
king tut-how'd you get so funky, did you do the monkey? king tut...
1135472
I live near Disney World....but I have never been to Disney Land...I would take my Mom...we are very close.
503282
Yes in Mendicino, California ten years ago when I was in elementary school. I can barely remember the experience there. It was actually a school field trip.
513069
uh-huh...and monkeys fly out my butt
588404
my fav is (well shoot a monkey)
869051
nope I haven't.  I imagine it would be a pretty embarassing experience.
146089
No, but I would like to if there was someone to teach me and ensure physical safety. It looks more like an animal to be admired from a bit of a distance to me.\n\nI have been on a camel twice and that was an adventure. I highly recommend it. And, I rode an elephant in a monsoon in Agra, India, once. Another experience money just can't buy.