do you think it is weird/rude to fart in bed beside a persion you are going out with?
409746
well, my husband and i didn't make "bad" noises in front of each other for like a year or more...but now it's see who can do it the loudest
593042
hmmm, I would say after you two are very comfortable with each other.  you could always let one rip, and pretend that it was an accident, and see how she takes it.  but she might be really grossed out, so be careful\n\nbut I wouldn't start out by farting in bed and holding the covers over her head.  take it slow and gradual
1155797
okay, this is really gross too.  I have a friend (yes really, a friend, not me) that went on a blind date.  She was having a great time and really liked the guy and was trying for a second date.  Well that afternoon (before the date) she was feeling a little "irregular" so she took a laxative.  So by the end of the date she had been "holding it in" if you know what I mean.  The guy pulls up in front of her house and you know the usual first awkward kiss is supposed to happen. but instead my friend farted spraying poop everywhere.  All over herself, the seat and the upholstery in the car which I might add was beige!  Needless to say the second date never happened.  Oh yeah,  did I mention she was wearing white?
562220
There is no proper or appropriate places, if you really need to fart and burp, just make sure no one is around you. Some says it is natural, but good etiquette is something to consider.  If you can't avoid it and did it infront of someone, a simple apology doesn't hurt but trying to ignore it and getting away from it is rude.
240845
you shouldn't be embarresed by this. EVERYONE takes a crap EVERYDAY when you gotta go, you gotta go! so just go! i mean, if he really loves you, he won't care about you taking a dump. besides, if guys can fart in public, and think it's not embarrising...well, you get the point. just go do your buissness.
557281
i think it's disrespectful. why don't we turn the tables around. how would you feel if you're parents were having hot sex on your room leaving their sweaty scent and perhaps  some semen on your bed. you would be upset right? so why do it to them. also, what's wrong with your bed or his bed anyways?
76612
lol i would just walk away so the smell can go away or just laph real loud soo noone can hear a "FART" \nhehe\n\nps GOOD QUESTION
1001303
i fart under my blanket and then put my head in to smell! actually i do that most of the time... and i like it!
320200
No, it´s not weird ... I do that do ... e.g. on public toilets which are dirty, I don´t wanna sit down - that´s why I pee standing up.\nI also like it.
792809
I don't know that it's "rude", but it is a bit curious if it happens all the time. I used to date this man who always did that and rarely stayed the night. I became suspicious and followed him one night. He was married. The cad!!\n\nFrom then on any guy who wanted to shower immediately only got to do it once! The snuggle, cuddle nap thing is mandatory. They can shower when they get home! LOL
44019
is there someone else in bed with you?
940796
i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny
283642
It's considered rude to do so in public.  A lack of self-control.  Also, it usually doesn't smell very pleasant. \n\nI have a saying too "I really don't like to smell what you had for dinner last night especially after it spent all that time rotting in your colon."  \n\nIf it's a mistake it's a mistake, you say excuse me or whatever and people laugh at you.  \n\nIf you do it on purpose, I think people have a right to get mad because it's rude and it shows that you don't care about how others feel.
303544
yes. its called disorderly conduct by gestures and yes you can be booked in the pokey for farting its called disorderly conduct by noxious odors incase you wanted to know that to lol
635017
Fart while walking, talking, whatever.  Pretend like I didn't notice it even happened.
396278
'nasty' is really harsh, it's completely normal to pass gas but in our society its not courteous to do it openly unless you feel very comfortable with the person, but then again we all have our views on the matter. Even if you are comfortable enough with the person they still could get offended by it, so find out their stance before you break any wind.
698730
Now this is what I call a proper question\nOf course everyone does, even posh people.\nI bet the Queen keeps a secret diary\nIn a few year time the Queen mothers diaries will reveal her grading of wartime farts (dried egg played havoc with the royal bowels I'm told by a reliable witness)\nThere's an old Icelandic saying that all men (and woman) love the smell of there own farts.\nMagnus Magnusson is never happier than when his large intestine is wreaking havoc.\nLets have more flatulence questions \nP.s. Heinz vegetable soup does it for me, only yesterday morning when I awoke the duvet was on the ceiling