If you are driving, get stuck in a hail storm, slide off the road, and knock over a wooden street sign..?
412503
If you want to be charged for a hit and run, then by all means, drive away without telling someone. You are not at any criminal fault for sliding into a stop sign. By law, anytime you have a collision with another car, a person, or any property, you have to stop and provide your information. \n\nIn the case of a street sign, the police would be the proper people to call. If you get in a minor fender bender, you only have to provide your info to the other driver, but you can call the police if you want.
767346
Try to trip the next car that comes along.  It'll probably take out your ankle and leg, too.
92054
he got hit by a car..
537339
I was told when debris is on the roadway and damages your vehicle it is considered "an act of god" I'd contact a lawyer in your state
448969
Probably lose your permit.
69871
A vehicle crashing nose first into the side or middle of another vehicle.\n\n Or like the other guy said pass the A1 and chow down lol!!
814445
quit your job and live in the streets.
1140745
not really....now what's funny is if they leave the cap on top of the car!  and then drive off :)
432768
The snow is worse because it piles up and causes serious driving problems. Hail, on the other hand, may cause some damage, but is short - lived, usually ending within minutes.
1078155
That you are clumsy and un-coordinated.
611132
unless you break a window
489229
No.  You'd probably be in the eye of the hurricane, which is basically the hole in the center that the storm rotates around.  It's calm for a couple of hours and then the storm picks up again.  Of course, if the eye has already passed, it's probably fine ;)
880354
Go play in the traffic, loser!
882927
Yes, I was running accross the street in a pouring rain. When a black car came out from behind a stationary object. They were about 30 feet away going 35 mph (that's what they told the police since that was the speed limit). I was right in front of the driver when I tried to stop and he tried to pull over to the curb as much as he could. As the car got closer, I thought about a lot of things. I was in my first year of marriage, my wife was 5 months pregnant. I finally just surrendered to the Lord's will. The car hit me with the front fender in my right leg. I flipped up in the air and landed in a 3-point stance, facing almost the opposite direction.\nNot only did I suirvive, but my leg wasn't broken either. It truly was the hand of God.Oh yes, by the time I landed, it had stopped raining! Now all of this happened in a fraction of a second!
190887
Tell your boss your kid is sick from your dying grandmother\nwho survived getting hit by a lightening bolt, the lightening bolt caught your house on fire, when the house fell from the fire it hit a tree, the tree hit your car that rolled into the street, when it rolled into the street it cause a car pileup that tied up traffic, then tell your boss the traffic will make it impossible for you to get to work.
641048
Donate it or put it out on your curb with a sign saying "Free!  Take me home!"
1178774
Try turning tricks.  Either way your gonna get F*U*C*K*E*D.