How do i clean my system from marijuana?
407808
stop smoking, you dork.
654833
weed takes a month or so to clear out of your system no matter how much you smoked. dip your finger in bleach the day of let if dry on your finger and put it in the stream when you take the test.
588702
Yes, it will stay in your system for at least a month.  It will also show in your hair follicles for months.  There is really nothing you can do about it unless you have one of the cheats available, like the bag with real pee.  Even if you didn't smoke it, if you are in a situation where pot is being smoked, you can inhale it and it will show up in a drug test...sorry dude.
889174
There are no over night home remedies to get pot out of your system. You can go to your local head shop and get a cleansing solution but you have to take it that day and drink a lot of water. It will cost around $40. But that only works on a piss test. Since there are so many ways around a piss test nowadays companies usually do hair follicle tests which means you're pretty much screwed. Good luck.\n\n********Pot takes at the most 30 days to get out of your system and that's if you smoke everyday. If you are an occasional toker it can take up to two weeks. 3 months......lmao!!!!
701415
Any drug test detects THC, you need to have it out of your system entirely before testing.
478988
Considering that you have never smoked it before, you will not register on a drug test after 24 hours (probably less).\n\nThose "cleansing products"?  Crap.  They are diuretics.  They simply make you urinate.  They do not magically bind to the marijuana by-products.  All you need to do is simply drink the 64 fluid ounces you are normally supposed to drink for good health.  If you want, a little aerobic exercise to burn fat might help a tad too.\n\nBut really, you don't need to worry.  \n\nWhat I would recommend, just to make yourself feel better... is to buy one of those over the counter marijuana tests from a local drugstore.  Test yourself in th privacy of your own home.  You'll register negative after 24 hours.
98454
Unfortunately, there is no way to determine what the THC level is until the test is completed. There are a couple of factors that will help you "guesstimate". One is the amount of fat in your body. Someone with a higher fat count will retain THC longer than someone with a lower level. Another is how much THC has been taken in. Someone who uses day after day will of course have much more in their system than the occasional user.\n\nThere is one good way to help cleanse your system. At any good head shop, you can purchase a cleanser that looks a lot like Gatorade or something like it. I can tell you from personal past experience that this stuff works. Drink it down, and in a 24 hour period, you will urinate more than you ever have. This will help clean your system out in no time. Please note that these results are based on what I experienced, and should not be misunderstood as what will or might happen with you.\n\nGood luck.
1053080
You should stop and use some detox product. Otherwise you will have \nto substitute "clean" urine for your own (hard 2 do and can get you \nfired/denied benefits if you're caught)Here are some links:\nwww.urineluck.com\nwww.easydrugtesting.net/prd_1875.html\nwww.pretestedurine.com/products.htm \n\nYour system is likely to be clear of nicotine, cocaine, amphetamine, \nmethamphetamine, crack or crank in five to ten days if one or more \nof the following applies:\n\n* you use most days of the week\n* when you use, you use a moderate to large amount of drug\n* your history of using is greater than one year \n\nhttp://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/answerspot/message.php?message=201
1019810
the active ingredient in marijuana, tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is a lipid soluble compound that distributes itself throughout the body (not just fat cells!  all cells have fatty components) with concentrated amounts in the liver, kidneys, and lungs.  lipid soluble compounds are notoriously hard to get rid of. even if you exercise a lot and are very thin, your cell membranes and various connective tissues are lipid-based. drinking water won't do anything to increase the metabolic rate but it will dilute the blood concentrations of metabolites. but since it also increases the volume of the urine, you probably peed out the same amount of metabolites.\n\nTHC leaves the body mostly via urine as it is metabolized to more water-soluble compounds. the whole process begins almost immediately in the liver, but complete metabolism and excretion is slow.  the half-life is about 30 hours... so 30 hours after you smoked 4 bowls, assuming you didn't smoke again, you've got 2 bowls worth left in you. traces can be detected even thirty days later. these aren't exact figures, everyone's metabolic rate is different.\n\nif you smoked five weeks ago and not since, and gave an urine sample today, your results might be negative. you are still within the range, though... all i can say is keep your fingers crossed.\n\ni am curious what the purpose of the drug screening is. are you applying for a job? have you enlisted in the military? did you get caught in possession, and they are trying to build evidence against you in a trial? are you in rehab?\n\nin some cases, testing positive on a drug test is going to be very bad times for you. if it's a matter of getting hired or not... eh. there are other jobs, not everyone screens. using marijuana tends to make you lazy, dopey, slow-reacting, etc but not all jobs really need better performance than that. it's just a matter of showing up.... if you're in rehab--- you're not doing a good job but i'd personally rather you smoke pot than huff paint-thinner or snort coke. it's less damaging to your brain and body, and generally less addictive.\n\nif you're in legal trouble, however, this could be very bad times. current laws (are you in the US?) make it very easy to lock up marijuana users for a long time. possession of one joint can mean 20 years in state prison. the drug policy doesn't make sense, and is largely ineffective in its current state. i doubt it will change any time soon, though.
970612
alot of water and a hella hot bath/shower to steam and flush it outta our system.\nbut rehab is the best way to go. TRUST ME.
727154
I remember an ex of mine who would smoke marijuana up until the morning of his scheduled drug test.\nAlthough I don't agree with anyone using illegal drugs, I'm going to tell you what he use to do . .\nHe would go early in the morning to the pharmacy get some very potent water pills (tell the pharmacist you have a very annoying urinary infection or something is up with your prostate, who cares) & just keep on drinking those constantly through out the entire day. By constantly I mean about every hour or two. Remember of course to drink lots and lots of water. I mean don't even eat that day just stay on a liquid diet. Water is the best drink to take to try to detox although you can try juices and other clear liquids. He would never try anything else and coming from a family of pot heads I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing.\nIs it safe? How the hell should I know? I stay away from all of that. All I know is you should spend practically the whole day pissing. Worked for him on several occassions. I was surprised. Maybe it'll work for you.
442428
DETOXIFYING--GETTING RID OF POLLUTANTS IN YOUR SYSTEM
732430
lay off the weed for a few days. go to the pharmacy and buy a vitamin called niacin. it will mask the drug test. i worked with a lot of guys that smoked and they passed the cup test.
472009
Take over the counter water pills and drink lots of water. It flushes out the system. Trust me on this. My wife did this.
1066581
Nope. The ONLY thing that gets THC out of your system is TIME. And drinking lots of water and cranberry juice is just a myth too. Sorry. But you shouldn't be doing marijuana anyway!!
610519
Give it 4-8 weeks to be safe. To really speed it up and help flush out, try drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. Also, if you can get some Golden Seal or a multi-vitamin containing Golden Seal then that will help with the flushing out.\n\nYour absolute best way to go though is stop smoking the crap. Then it's guaranteed out of your body and you have no fear of getting caught and facing trouble.
634561
I would try the master cleanse.  Take the juice of one lemon, mix with water, a tablespoon of pure maple syrup and a sprinkle of cayenne.  That will clean you out.  Or try one day of just Johnathon apples or  just celery.