How do you pass a saliva drug screen without having to buy anything?
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Don't take anything that would show up on the tox screen as something you shouldn't be taking.
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Try Goo-Gone. Test in an inconspicuous spot first. Use sparingly. Goo gone is usually sold at drugstores and hardware stores.
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there are plenty of products that can make u pass a drug test...my brother smoked and he bought this drink at GNC and passed his drug test with flying colors
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Try a product called Certain Dry. You can get it at a local drug store.
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Theres no need to go about stashing urine if you want to pass a drug test.  What you need to do is to go to GNC and pay a couple of bucks for a bottle of Niacin(Flushable). Take 2-3 pills a day, in the days prior to your drug test. Remember, when you take these pills your skin will burn like hell and turn red, dont worry, its normal.  After you burn, you'll have to piss like a race horse, this will flush your body of all of the impurities that would cause a positive result on those pesky drug tests. This is not a masking agent, nor is it fake urine. THIS WILL ACTUALLY CLEANSE YOUR BODY OF THE, UM, REMAINING BAD STUFF. Believe me, this will work. I used to smoke pot and this never failed me.\n\n-J.
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OK, I'm going to mind my own business and not ask why you want to do this. First, make sure you know what sterile technique is and how to use it. Wash the area well with soap and water, then give your hands a good scrub. \n\nOpen the package carefully so as to avoid contaminating the sterile contents. Don the gloves. Unfold the sterile field and arrange all the supplies on it. Attach the syringe of sterile water to the catheter, and fill the 'balloon' as a test. If it inflates properly and doesn't leak, withdraw the plunger of the syringe to deflate the balloon, but leave the syringe attached. \n\nFor convenience, I will call your dominant hand (right, for most people) the 'clean' hand and your other hand the 'dirty' hand. When you pick up anything from the field, pick it up with it your clean hand.\n\nPick up the envelope of betadine swabs, and holding in your dirty hand, rip it open with your clean hand. One by one, use the swabs to cleanse the area around the urinary orifice. You may need to 'steady' the body; use the dirty hand to do this. Repeat this, using the alcohol swabs.\n\nPick up the envelope of sterile lubricant and pass to dirty hand. Open the envelope. Using your clean hand, insert the tip of the catheter into the envelope to coat the tip with lubricant. Set the envelope down and grasp the body with your dirty hand, holding the orifice 'open' as much as you can. \n\nInsert the tip and keep inserting more until urine flows through the tube. (Have you thought ahead about where this urine will go? a bag? a basin? a specimen jar?) Then inflate the balloon. Keep a record of the procedure, especially the amount of sterile water in the balloon.\n\nTo remove, use a fresh syringe to remove the water from the balloon and gently pull the catheter out. If there is no void (normal pissing) after 24 hours, catheterize again to drain urine. After about 5 minutes remove the catheter.\n\nIf after another 24 hours, there is still no normal voiding, see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. An overfull bladder can be a life threatening condition.\n\nI assume you are aware that this procedure carries high risk of severe infection even when performed by licenced personnel in a clinical setting?
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It would take a quart of saliva to catch anything.  You need to educate yourself on the risk factors.
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You are taking a chance getting drugs without seeing a doctor.
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Many moons ago you could buy it from the local drug store. Nowdays you can only purchase it from a chemical outlet and then you need permission from the state.
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There is a liquid that can be used to test your tester and test strips.  You put a dot of it on your strip and then use the meter and it should read 100.  I can't remember the name of the stuff but you can pick it up at any drug store ask the pharmacist.  If the reading is correct then you know the strips are still good.\n\nOtherwise I wouldn't risk it more than a month past because you don't want to be wrong about you levels.  \n\nIf I can find my husbands I will modify my answer or email you with the name.
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I don't know how often they pay.  But stop doing drugs you loser and you wont have to worry about drug tests.
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You are out of luck. The best way to pass a drug test is to just don't do drugs. There are so many ways of drug testing today and some are foolproof. For example, the only way to pass a hair strand drug test is to be drug free for 2 years!
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you can get the tests at your local drug store, and probably at a larger supermarket or something.  If you only took a few hits, and you have never done it before- you should have no problems passing the test since it is more than a month later.  On occassion it can stay in your system for 6 months- but rarely does it stay more than 45 days unless you are a regular user.\n\n30 days is usually plenty of time for it to be out of your urine, but if they do a hair test - they can detect it much longer.  The hair test is usually too expensive for most places to use it, but the state might be one who does.  Dont smoke that stuff and you wont have to worry about it.  As far as a few hits a few days ago- I think you are safe.\n\nDONT use those kits or teas to flush it out of your system, because they can test for those too-and chances are you will be fine without "golden seal" and all that junk.  Just drink lots of water every day.  A job for the state is one you dont wanna blow, so water water water- none of those cover up things because if they find that stuff they will know you are trying to hide something.\n\nIf you have only had a few hits- and thats all (honestly) you will be fine- because even if they detect the full amount of THC that you got from a few hits- it wont be enough to keep you from getting the job- because very small amounts of THC will not be distinguishable from other common ingestants.  It takes a certain amount for them to discern if it is THC for sure or not.\n\nEven though pot is something they test for- if they find just a trace of it, they wont fault you for it- what they are looking for mostly is cocaine and other more serious things.BUT JUST SAY NO- it isnt worth the risks.
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Drink a lot of water.  Don't smoke a week before your drug test.  Most head shops sell a detox formula to take.  Be careful though... some companies test for excess water and  for this drug.
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By not doing Drugs.\n\nWhatever is going on to cause you to be tested will continue to hold you down as long as you consider cheating a drug test to avoid what is real.\n\nYou are a fool if you think that lies and deception ever lead to true joy and love.\n\nThe energy you are spending to beat a test you could spend on more productive things in your life.\n\nDo Not Cheat Take the test and own up to the consequences
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USE A PEN TO TAKE THE TEST..DUH...
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i was in the same situation as you. i smoked 2 days prior to the mouth swab and still passed.  jus make sure that you get as little saliva on the swab as possible... maybe eat/drink somthing before hand.  I'm not a chronic smoker (sorry for the pun), but i do it once in a while... \n\n"In a study using RIA (Radioimmunoassay) test, cannabinoids were detected in saliva 4 to 10 hours after subjects smoked a single marijuana joint."\n\nYou Should be fine... Good Luck.\n\n-CAP