How too become a gangster?
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thats a great future...you the next 50 cent...Thats great more crap for us to hear
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OK...you'll need a billy club and a video camera....now go and beat the hell outa some innocent civilian while you read him/her the meranda rights while screaming stop resisting as they cower beneath you....that should get you into any police department.....especially in L.A.
655456
Probably the easiest is to become famous yourself... The rest should be fairly straightforward.\n\nHope this helps!
224556
The easiest way to become a spy is to rise to a position of trust and power inside your own government.  Then get into massive gambling debt.  Then start drinking in a bar frequented by foreign diplomats and let your money troubles be known.  After that, just sit back and wait.\n\nP.S.  If you want, after you're contacted by the Russians or French or whoever, tell the FBI.  Then you can be a double-agent.
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Work hard.  Get an education.  Play by the rules.  Be honest.\n\nThese are just a few tips.
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Adore your questions!\nActually the rite consists of dressing in drag (wearing the gang colors only...!)and entering rival gang territory during the midnight hour. If the novice gang member survives\nthe entire evening of sadistic, hedonistic, and homosexual\nrival gang member escapades, then he is considered "tough"\nenough to become a true gang member. His pair of High Heels\nwill be displayed and eventually enshrined with other initiates who have survived this most savage of doctrines.\nAlso, a life-time supply of Depends undergarments will be\nguaranteed to those who sucessfully complete the hazing.
435555
He is a wannabe loser. Oh wait he succeeded at that. He is a wannabe gangster.
1146085
uh......start taking boxing classes.......then eventually start competeing n keep doing that until u get offered a career to do it...thats only if your good tho
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1.  First you should choose which type of ninja you want to be. You can also just choose the elements of both that you like.\n2. The first ninja described is the tactical and physically adept ninja, masters of infiltration, combat and stealth.\n3. To become on of these you need to learn to become "invisible" to those around you, learn to move silently, hide, and become a master of infiltration.\n4. To become the ninja mentioned above you should: take a ninjutsu class (so as to master the martial arts that many ninjas praticed), learn to climb, hide and move silently. Learn the concepts of light, shadow, colors and camoflague. This will take a while.\n5. To become the social ninja you need to be capable of manipulate people to do your will all while seeming convicing and confident.\n6. This type of ninja isn't stealthy but s/he is subtle. S/he knows how to lie, negotiate and find any information they might need from a person. To obtain this skill set you need to practice often to master your skills, but not too much so that people will realize your deceptive nature.\n7. It is best to blend both types into one that suits you best, most ninja developed assets which did alot of their spying for them.\n8. Once all this is complete it's probably safe to say your a ninja, although you might not want people to know that. \n\n* Don't lie extravagantly even if your good someone will eventually see through your lie.\n* Some ninjutsu classes focus on martial arts and skills needed to infiltrate! \n\n* This is a long and tedious process.\n* Lying is illegal in some cases, as is infiltrating.\n* Do not break any laws or do anything illegal!
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become a Law Enforcement Officer.  Right now that is the only way it can be done
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1.  Meditate. Decide upon a series of ideas, morals and philosophies that you truly believe in and that will enable you to go through with illegal and immoral acts without much regret or guilt.\n2. Read up on the Ninja's role throughout history, this will help you decide if you truly wish to become a Ninja.\n3. Learn the ability to hide your feelings and your emotions, or rather, obtain a poker face.\n4. Learn to control people and manipulate events not by force, but by words and actions, so that you can obtain a goal without having to resort to any manner of fight. Use peoples desires, needs and wants against them. Humans need security, wealth, pride, strength and to have their lust satisfied. Use this against them, Compliment them and gain favor, Money and bribes are often useful.\n5. There are times when stealth is needed. Not so much putting on a hood and breaking into a house, but rather the ability to walk quietly and enter a situation without becoming the focus of it. Or the ability to not be conspicous on a scene, the ability to look as if you naturally belong. Learn to walk silently.\n6. Learn to study a group, the mission, and the method to solve the task.\n7. By the time you have learned this, you are a true Ninja. Ninja's don't wear black and "drop down from the ceiling and slice everyone to pieces". They use the situation and humans to gain the knowledge and power needed to complete their task without anyone assuming anything.\n8. Buy a samurai sword. You don't need to buy an authentic or antique sword, just a decent quality sword for about $20-60. Plastic will suffice, but cheap steel might be more useful. \n\n* Meditate Often\n* You will never be able to control others if you cannot control yourself\n* Although the ninja of ancient Japan no longer exist, their modern decendants are spies or (in situations that require stealth) commandos (the stealthy ones).\n* Take a psychology class. \n\n* Ninja's don't "Flip down from the ceiling and kill everything with Ninja Stars". If that is what your looking for, go play a video game :).\n* Even words and simple actions can be illegal (like lying to government officials)\n* Watch who you make your enemy, but watch who you make your master or leader even more closely\n* This will take a few years to be decent at this, Don't try for a week then give up.
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grow a tail and some fur. or become a police dog groomer.
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gangster is some one who goes around shooting people \npimp is some one who makes girls sell there sell for money and they take the money
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first of all you need to do college courses in criminology, psychology, possibly forensic studies. Your salary will depend on who you were with, e.g. correctional services, government, private. You need experince and liscensure  before you can call youself a criminolgst.
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Be a Hollywood star\nSlept with a lot of celebrities\nhave a lot of money\nappear as a regular maganizes cover\nDONT BE YOURSELF.
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i would join a gang or escape
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Gangs are groups of people who find power in their unity however they  who promote violence and illegal activity. It is common knowledge that to enter a gang members (both men and women) are forced to undergo a violent initiation ceremony. From that point on members must continually perform violent acts to further themselves in the gang hierarchy. For instance injuring a rival gang member is often rewarded with compliments and respect. Additionally, illegal activity such as drug use and sale, theft, assault, rape and loitering are common among gangs. These activities are almost part of daily gang life, and members are practically forced to participate or face ridicule or worse. In the end many gang members end up dead, in jail, pregnant at a young age, homeless, addicted to drugs and very much alone. It is a very expensive price to pay for some friends.