If you were a security guard and you worked overnight and seen two kids in parking lot doing it?
415089
I would just leave them to it.
70239
I say, sentence them to life in prison and put them in our worst supermax prison and keep them in the general population with a t-shirt that reads: "I'm a terrorist and kill innocent women and children." \n\nSurely the guards will turn a blind eye to whatever unfortunate things happen to a convicted terroist.  I think we would find that there is still honor among thieves.\n\nMight not deter anyone, but what will?
41909
I would take my kids out of school and be with them as much as I possibly could doing things and talking about things that I would not have the chance to do or they would not have the chance to do later. I would take them to places they have not been, hug them even more, make sure they knew how much I loved them. I would make sure their future is as secure as I could possibly make it.
1104358
And you'd think they'd learn. I mean, some of these guys have actually seen the shows and thought they might be walking into a setup and still they went. And the guy who brought his 5 year old son with him? What is wrong with people?!?!\n\nIt's deplorable when they only get a slap on the wrist. I say lock 'em up and throw away the key. Oh, and no segregating them from the general population. They don't deserve that kind of protection. I know that's judgmental, but I've seen the results of child molestation and it isn't pretty. These kids suffer for the rest of their lives. If Perverted Justice and NBC can do it why can't the police? Yes, I know NBC has oodles of money. So why don't law enforcement agencies all over the country take advantage of NBC's abilities and money to catch s many of these perverts as possible.
406108
I'd probably mess around with people like, move things or hide things on them.  Make them feel spooked.  I have a sense of humor like that.
1087326
Someone tryed to break into my car and all of the cars in the parking lot. They popped the lock out of the trunk. We reported it to the cops and all they said was "we can't do anything about it"\nWhat a crock.
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Do you have a police record? (you can check this; have to get them to sign a release form, ususally)\n\nHave you EVER stolen anything? (EVERYONE has stolen SOMETHING, even if it was just a stick of gum from our sister when we were 7.  This question is to see if they lie)\n\nWhat would you do if..... ? (give a situation that has occured where they will be employed)\n\nAnd I'd ask some general knowledge questions to find out if they had half a brain.
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ex cop turned Mommy  lol\n\nDWI enforcement was my favorite part of the job.  I had a real knack for it and that was one area I really felt like I was making a difference.  If I could get them off the road for at least the night, I might save one innocent life.\n\nHate?  Stinky people.  *gag*
76271
I would report it...because it would have been an accident or self defense.
1095429
I would work on crime.  I would make sure that crime does not pay.  The first thing I would do is make the jails as uncomfortable as possible.  The mattresses would be thin and on the floor not a bed frame.  The tv's would be taken out.  The thremostat would be set at 80 degrees in the summer and 50 degrees in the winter.  Meals would be plain, nothing fancy.  Inmates would not be allowed cigarettes.  The only book they would be allowed to have is the Bible and maybe Dr. Seuss.  In short I would make it where when a person got out of prison they would straighten up their act for fear of having to return to prison.
774832
I would construct a nice black mask with big white eye's and an all black suit with my symbol on the front.  I would get one of my trusted friends to make the costume.  It would cost atleast two of my paychecks and im a college student so, i have plenty of time to save the world between classes. I would keep the t.v. on CNN all day and night, use the internet to learn of new crimes and violent crimals. i would love the publicity, like johnny storm. i would rock a lot harder if i was a super hero.
778370
if you ran the cops would of been called and you would of been picked up for shop lifting.  once the police realized you didn't shop lift but did run you would of then been charged with inducing a panic.
584225
Great question and isn't it the truth? Glad to see you use humor and compassion...........important things to teach our kids. my son got so good at breaking into our car because I locked my keys in it that I began to worry that he could go into stealing cars for a living. lol
1106365
Undercover Traffic Cop.\n\nSince we are fantasizing, instead of giving the a-holes tickets, I would have the power to immediately impound their cars and suspend their driving privileges.\n\nI would drive around in a Kermit-the-Frog Green Gremlin and catch everybody who is the recipient of the finger from other drivers.
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I work nights, and sometimes we'd go through the classified ads and phone people up at 2 or 3 am asking if we could take their caravan for a test drive cos we were interested in buying it, and sometimes we'd phone random mobile No's and when they answered we'd say it's 2.30 in the morning, shouldn't you be asleep!!!
953447
i would put their urine inside their beer bottle and make them drink it since they are "unaware of their actions":)
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Become a Security Guard.