My husband just told me that there is a dust bunny under our bed, what should I feed it?
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Orange yarn.  Dust bunnies love orange yarn.\n\nYou should also tell your husband how much you love your dust bunny, name the bunny, and get very angry at him if he gets rid or your new pet.\n\nMy dust bunnies come in bunches and I feed them little pieces of thread off my sewing machine.  My favorite is named Gwendolynn.  I liked the new way of spelling it.  I also have one called Arthur after the famous British king with the Round Table.  He lives under my round table.\n\nThey are good pets.  You don't have to walk them and their poo doesn't smell bad.
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Replace your comfort food with veggies, fruits or poultry  that you have ready in your fridge for times like that.\nThat helps me and my hubby a lot a lot:) sometimes we all want  to eat 'something' make that something available immediately be something that is good for you.:)
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A little silk nightie. That'll warm the house up. ;-)
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Allow me to suggest "real" oatmeal.  You can add raisins, cinnamon, a dash of artificial sweetner (or honey) and a bit of skim milk.
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I would drink the toilet water.  I know it would be nasty, but surely you could flush it and get fresh water.  I would train the rat to go out and bring me food.....cheese, bread, whatever he was eating, lol.  I would name the rat Harvey.  I would fix him up a little rat home in my abandoned cell.  Heck, I would want a friend in there!  Just me and Harvey, drinking toilet water and eating cheese and peanuts.....
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use anything that looks like a threat to their bed \nlizards or bluegill both are great \nif u see a bass on bed just keep dragging it thru there and bumping the fish until shes had enough but always be quick on the hook set because they will spit it out they dont want to eat just run it off\nor use dynomite lol
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How about something for her.... she's the one thats stuck in the bed, the baby is fine.lol.  Get her some good smelling body powder, or lotions.  Maybe some CD's of her favorite music, and a portable player.  If she loves to read, a book by her favorite aurthor, If she loves chocolate you cant go wrong with those sweets!  Fresh fruit basket is great too.  And when all else fails, just  the company of a good friend or close family member really helps.  Hugs to her and the coming baby.
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I am the domestic staff. I say DON"T make the bed. It is going to be ripped apart anyway. It makes it way easier if you leave it alone. We have to put fresh bedding on there no matter how clean you are. And by all means take the little bottles of shampoo, lotion, and soaps. They are there for your convenience. If they are opened we throw them away. The only thing that chokes me is when you use the face clothes to shine your shoes, leave "used socks" in the bed, or half drinks in the trash.
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Try feeding it or get off its tail!!
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If he is sleeping on a down pillow change it out. Sometimes the pillow manufactures don't clean the feathers and the pillow will be left full of dirt,dander, etc.\nVacuum and disinfect pillows,mattress,cutins.Dust mitts tend to settle. Thoroughly dust to include under all furniture.Keep carpets well vacuumed and cleaned better yet rip it up and throw it away. Carpet is one of the worse things for allergies, it is full of chemicals,dirt,etc no matter how clean you think it is.
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Hi,\n OK this is my suggestion. You have only been together for 6 wonderful months and lived together for 2. So That may not be enough time to know he truly needs more underwear or socks, but it is half way to your first year and you do live together. Give him something sentimental oppose to just a plain item. Like for instance you said he is really goofy and loves sports and junk food. Try and put it all together. Here goes:\n\nBuy one of those super big case of toilet paper (you like the 20 or 30 pack) so when he opened the big present he will be like whata (but that is the goofy part) hide in side a sentimental thing like a very momentum picture of the both of you or a sexy picture of you naked covered by a foot ball in some some kind of a football frame or some thing and in grave a message, like this balls for you baby, that will cover booth the sport and sentimental part and the fact that you live together well now you have  a frame to add to your home. Now for the junk food part get his favorite  junk food like lets say for instance if it is a DING DONG rap them up or like I said get creative more adult live do something with them (if you now what I mean) Now of course those are just suggestions. You can always put other things in the toilet paper case like put a ring in between the toilet paper or if you knew of a watch or a few guy movies you know. Just use your imagination and MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!\n\n\n\n                                                       Thank You :-)
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As much as it wants.  You should keep feed and water available all day long.  Remove the feed at night if you have a rodent problem.
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There is a floating food that you can purchase at any pet store but they will ofcourse eat bugs.\n\nThey mainly eat algae and the smaller roots off of plants.
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Go to a health food store. One that has organic food with natural ingredients. Be less likely to make things worse. Or you could just skip the peanut butter all together.
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If they are actually beetles, then they are most likely Dermestid carpet beetles. These critters are commonly found in human homes, simply because their food source is plentiful "Children's Blood"  No, Im kidding!!!!! hahaha, I always wanted to do that... No they actually eat all sorts of human and animal wastes, like shed skin cells, hair, feathers, and bits and pieces of anything they can find in the carpet or on the floor. This is whay they got their appropriate name.\nThe best remedy is just cleaning a little more often. These guys love dust piles that end up collecting under dressers, beds, bookshelves ect. Vacuuming more often, and maybe soaping the carpet will be a good way to lower their numbers drastically. You can also buy what is called Diatomaceous earth, this is a totally safe product used to kill insects that walk through it, it is in the form of a powder, one brand is called INSECTIGONe and it works well, you can find it in any harware store. Lay it down under furniture, behind dressers, even under the carpet if you can lift it. Then any time one of these little "buggers" moves through it, thye die, simple as that.\nOther than that, you have absolutely nothing to worry about, these insects are not toxic or dangerous in any way, and every house i the world probably has one variety or another of these little critters, so, no there is nothing wrong with your house.\n\nhttp://bugguide.net/node/view/18002\n\nhope this helps!
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Dont forget about it again but give her water and some FRESH food, like carrots, lettuce and maybe some un sugarie cereal like cheerios and see if it is okay.\nim serious about this, I feed my hamster these items every day and he is very happy and healthy.
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what do you do after you eat a bald pu$$y\n\nput the diaper back on LOL