Who's got some Dr. Phil classic lines?!?
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"if it looks like a duck, quacks like duck, it probably is a duck"
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Check the old McGuyver episodes :)
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i have certain quotes that are an automatic response. my brother and i use a lot from their albums. "let's make a dope deal", "acapulco gold filters", and "trippin in court" come to mind first.
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Lol, that is too funny! When did this happen?I didn't even know Dr.Phil was called by Bush, but Bush does definitely need some mental help! With all these problems and money he's causing us I'm sure he needs therapy to get through it. Poor guy{sarcastically} I can't stand Bush, I can't even listen to his voice, I gotta change the channel! I can't wait until he's out of presidency!
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Ernie, where did you *dig* this one up? Thinking minds want to know!\n--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
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I LOVE THE CREEPY OLD MAN WHO HAS A CRUSH ON CHRIS!! "Get your fat a** back here!" and "wheres the paperboy?" lol hes so funny!
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He's my hero.\n\nGo Phil!!!
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Yeah it would be great to have a site of just a list of his quotes but until that comes we will have to work for them. Heres a couple that I found and like\n\n"He's become the J.Lo of boxing!"- Larry Merchant speaking on Oscar De La Hoya's loss to Shane Mosley, HBO, September 2003\n\n"Marquez may need some surgery on his offense..." Larry Merchant commenting on Raul Marquez\n\nAlso had a local radio football commentator in Pittsburgh, Myron Cope that was great for quotes, after a game the morning show would play some of them the next day. People like that are great for sports :o)
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rob & big\n\nand...\nbeauty & the geek\n\n\ncuz they make me giggle!!
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Add some more to the Hall of Fame:\n\n"Would you like fries with that?" \n"Am I pregnant?"
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Ooh too many to chose from! I still love the fantastic 'Indiana Jones' parody, and anything with Ralph or the Comic Book Guy!
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hahaha Dane Cook is the sh!t.... I love him... the kool aid joke is the best... "yeah comin through the wall is real f*ckin cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL... don't touch me you drink, don't touch me you giant beverage"........ haha I love it
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www.firehotquotes.com \n\nthey have some there.. && if you just wanna joke around, take a look at the others too.
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One of the better one liners that i've seen on these pages! An oldie, but a goodie! Thanks for making me laugh!
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at this time it has to be "ebay".  Heard it on stupidvideos.com and thought it was very funny. Another one is the star wars song.
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LMAO. Wow. That was pretty funny. Thank you. So hard to choose though. Possibly Devastatin' Dave and his "Zip Zap Rap" - worst title ever, worst pants, worst placement of the word "Zap". Then there's those strange, naked hobbits of Orleans, and Orion (whoever the hell that is) reborn as a cross between Elvis and Liberace in a blue jumpsuit wearing an inexplicable Eyes Wide Shut party mask!! Finally, the two mullet masterpieces of Ken, and Mr. Chicken Coupe de Ville. I'm going to lie down and die laughing now.
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Can some one bring me my chapstick? My lips are real bad, GOSH!!\n                  -Napolian Dynomite