Yo momma so ugly..................?
411755
i saw your momma kicking a can down the street the other day ..... she said she was moving home\n\nyour momma like the town bike ..... everyone gets a ride\n\nshes big she round you bounce her on the ground..... ya momma your momma
497221
YO MOMMA IS SOOOO FAT WHEN HE STEPPED ON A NICKEL SHE SQUEEZED A BOOGER OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S NOSE!!
1172155
Yo mama so cheap she hang toilet paper up to dry.\n\n(Gross.)
666700
idk she is really ugly tho
211975
here u go.\nhttp://prescottvillage.com/images/chief_ogemaw.jpg\nhe's really ugly.
350094
yo mamma so fat she irons her pants on the drive way\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\nYo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. \nYo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. \n\nYo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
295737
HE LOOKS LIKE A VERY,VERY UGLY WHITE WOMAN!!!
481401
far too ugly you look like a beaver!
590549
oh I thought that was her face! No but serioulsy I think that is so trashy looking!
445903
yo momma like a tv, even a two year old could turn her on lol
546712
Yo momma is so stupid, that jokes about her aren't even funny.
1169005
yo momma is so dirty that her crabs ride dune buggies
862810
Gotta ask me sister but she is soooooo ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play her.
713527
Yo Momma is so stupid she climbed over a clear glass wall just to see what was on the other side.\n\n Yo Momma is so poor when she was kicking one of those empty cans down the street, I walked up to her and asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "I'm movin'!"\n\n Yo Momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.\n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped into the air and got stuck. \n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean to go diving, the whales came up to her singing, "We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"\n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to Japan the Sumo Wrestlers came around to her shouting, "We are family, sister!"\n\n Yo Momma is so ugly that when she went to go enter the yearly Ms. Ugly Halloween pagent, the judges said, "Sorry, ma'am. No professionals allowed."\n\nHow is that? Appropriate.
720849
first of all she is extremely ugly I mean just look on her stupid black Mexican face!!!! with her nasty fat body I swear just look like a pig!!!
38115
i know shes soo damn ugly!! \nwell i heard that she hit her front teeth with a microphone and they fell down!!\nand then she put the biggest teeth in the world insted\ni dont know if this is true \nbut is funny tho
1036099
dont look too good does it - saw the interview  the other day - she seems like she is in alot of pain.  the thing that was the most disturbing though was when she brought her child to emerg to be seen and the doctor did his job (he is required by law to investigate and report any suspected child abuse) - and her comment was that she should have brought her own doctor, who obviously is in her pocket big time - can you say 'cash cow' - how likely would her dr. have been to have really investigated what happened to Sean... the girl is a nightmare.  also must say i found it so repulsive when she said she was 'country' - yuck.  where is this womans head?  she would be smart to really hide out and regroup and repackage herself as an attractive non-gum chewing singer who is taking a hiatus to have children.  and perhaps while she is at it she could clean up kfed - the man always looks shoddy.  she seems intent on dressing poorly, how many times in the past couple of years have we seen her in little  more than those ugly unflattering cut off shorts?   the woman is extremely wealthy couldnt she have put on something more attractive, a little more appealing and that top - comon that just looked bad - there is no sweetness left in this woman, which just makes it hard to really like her or want to connect with her.