How does Hugh Hefner do it?
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Missionary after popping his Viagra
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Film it using old fat men.  That will make it challenging to watch.\n\nDo you want it challenging or effective?
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Hugh Laurie is awesome...I love the show and I know alot of people here who also love the show...and the current season is the third season...it is still being shown on tv so it isnt on DVD or anything yet.  But he is a great actor...and if you saw SNL you would know how much of an accent he has but it doesnt show on House
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I agree with you, I'm going to see him on the 30th.  You can get complimentary ticktets for his show if you contact the Beeb or look out for the offers in Time Out.  Paul Merton is pretty good too.
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I'd like to know how you can do it!
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He could do it.  What a great actor.\n\nJay Mohr has him down to a tee!\nb
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There are many different ways. Playing the lottery, reading self help books, applying for financial aid and going to college. It just depends on what he wants to do to get it done. There are really no quick ways to do this it takes time and patience so he shouldn't waste his money on those get rich quick schemes because they dont really work.  Or he could go into the real estate business buying cheap houses and cars that have been seized and foreclosed and fix them up and sell them for more so he can make a profit off of it.
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try a google serch and i dont think hes the same guy that acts
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One of the biggest things research suggests on this is to get a mentor who can teach you the ways.\n\nThere are also zillions of books on it.
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Check http://www.howstuffworks.com\nUltimate guide!
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id take hefner's job in a second
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someone who knows how to ask stupid quesstions
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You don't !!!   Don't be silly, you could really hurt yourself or others trying to make it.\n\nAnd, just why would you be wanting to make this any way ???
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts   Season 31: Episode 18 5/20 Finale\n\n \nToo recent to be on DVD...couldn't find a free download.  Here's all I could find: \n  \n05s: Kevin Spacey / Nelly Furtado \n\nThe Falconer \n\nThe Falconer.....Will Forte\nFuture Falconer.....Kevin Spacey\nAbraham Lincoln.....Darrell Hammond\nHunter.....Maya Rudolph \n\n\nAnnouncer: In 1992, Ken Mortimer was an advertising executive in Baltimore, Maryland. Then, for reasons known only to him, he left his wife and career, and moved deep into the forest. Now, he is known only as.. "The Falconer." \n\n[ dissolve to exterior, woods, where The Falconer stands with Donald perched on his arm ] \n\nThe Falconer: Oh, Donald! April showers have brought May flowers! And the season of Spring embraces us like a bear hug from a treasured friend! [ Donald squawks ] Yes, I would love to hear a joke! [ Donald squawks ] I don't know! what DO you get when you cross a monkey with a nun?! [ Donald screeches ] Donald!! I should wash your beak out with SOAP!! You DIRTY BIRD!! You dirty.. funny bird. [ Donald squawks ] \n\nFuture Falconer: Oh, Donald! Thank GOD you're alive! The hunter's bullets have not yet PIERCED your HEART!! \n\nThe Falconer: Who are you?! \n\nFuture Falconer: I am Ken "The Falconer" Mortimer! \n\nThe Falconer: But if - that's IMPOSSIBLE!! I am Ken "The Falconer" Mortimer! \n\nFuture Falconer: Today, the impossible BECOMES the possible!! For TWENTY years from now, the mystery of time travel becomes the REALITY of time travel!! \n\nThe Falconer: WAIT!! That time machine I was always talking about building out of trees, dirt and GUMPTION?! \n\nFuture Falconer: YOU built it!! And today we'll save Donald's life!! \n\n[ a gunshot goes off, as Donald is blasted off the Falconer's arm ] \n\nTogether: DONALD!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! \n\nFuture Falconer: You blithering FOOL!! You DISTRACTED me from my sense of PURPOSE!! \n\nThe Falconer: OH, so this is all MY fault?!! \n\nFuture Falconer: Oh, LOOK!! It's time to stop arguing and start TIME traveling!! We must go BACK in time to the point BEFORE Donald was shot!! \n\nTogether: TO THE TIME MACHINE-AHH!! \n\n[ the two Falconers run offscreen ] \n\n[ dissolve to model of the wooden time machine, stuffed with two miniature Falconers, bouncing at the center of the screen ] \n\n[ dissolve back to the familiar scene from earlier in the day, as The Falconer (now played by Jason Sudeikis) is startled by his future self (now played by Bill Hader). \n\nThe Falconer: WAIT!! That time machine I was always talking about building out of trees, dirt and GUMPTION?! \n\nFuture Falconer: YOU built it!! And today we'll save Donald's -- \n\n[ suddenly, the original Falconer and Future Falconer rush into the scene ] \n\nThe Falconer: WAIT!! \n\nFuture Falconer: DONALD!! DUUUUCK!! \n\n[ a gunshot goes off, as Donald is blasted off the Falconer's arm ] \n\nAll Four: DONALD!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! \n\nSecond Set of Falconers: WAIT!! Who are YOU??!! \n\nFirst Set of Falconers: We're KEN "THE FALCONER" MORTIMER!! \n\nSecond Set of Falconers: But WE'RE KEN "THE FALCONER" MORTIMER!! \n\nFuture Falconer: We'll explain in the time machine, as we travel back even FURTHER in time!! \n\nAll Four: TO THE TIME MACHINE-AHH!! \n\n[ the four Falconers run offscreen ] \n\n[ dissolve to model of the wooden time machine, stuffed with four miniature Falconers, bouncing at the center of the screen ] \n\n[ dissolve back to the familiar scene from earlier in the day, as The Falconer (now played by Andy Samberg) is startled by his future self (now played by Chris Panell). \n\nThe Falconer: -- out of trees, dirt and GUMPTION?! \n\nFuture Falconer: YOU built it!! And today we'll save Donald's LIFE -- \n\n[ suddenly, the four previous Falconers rush into the scene, as do two additional Falconers, played by Seth Meyers and Fred Armisen; all six all scream
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Maybe production company's are using his screenplays as a tax write-off.\nIf his screenplays make lousy movies then (in effect) he is a sure winner.\nI remember reading about a very wealthy Australian that heavily invested in Paul Hogan's movie "Crocodile Dundee" (that film was actually listed on the stock exchange and anyone could buy shares in it) thinking he'd have a tax loss to offset his other income.\nThe rest is history;  Dundee went on to become the biggest grossing Oz film (at the time). He made so much (more) money!\nHah, he should have invested in Dundee 2\n\nAnd yet IMDb's biography has this to say:\nFrank Cottrell Boyce is one of the most respected screenwriters working in the English film industry. \n\nHis screenplays are somewhat quirky, and often they don't do well at the box office.\nAt the same time they can find a niche dvd market.\n\nThere have been a lot of films that barely broke even in the cinemas but did do well in rentals and sales.\n\nThis is an interesting site; a list of all the (Hollywood) box office flops, there are some surprising films listed:\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_office_flops
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Hire out Bend it like Beckham. It's explained using salt and pepper shakers in that film and might make more sense visually than written. Don't panic if it takes a while to get the hang of the rule, it took me ages.
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It seems like a little too specific question.  You should probably ask people who know him personally.