If I'm out on a first date and my date lets out a whopper of a fart, what should I do?
411396
Cough, gag, and run for fresh air.
382228
He-he..what a great idea....It is a fortune cookie so you don't need to have a question......have it say "Your friend, (insert your name here) is going to ask you out on a date. For true happiness say 'yes'". Then after she reads it, before she says anything, ask her out.\n...or "You should ask the man who's sitting across from you out on a date...he's real sweet".\n\n..."Or have the words 'Will you go out with me' written in Chinese (您将出去与我吗?)and ask the waiter to translate the message...\nman... I hope you're not having chinese food with the same woman I'm interested in!
169986
why not eat noodles?\nThe question is what you do on a date, or what you don't do on a date?\nDO:\nwatch a movie, have dinner, go for a walk, make out, have sex\nDON'T:\nTalk about your past relationships
1087588
it depends.  if its the first date and she's got her hand down my pants before we get our appetizers... that might send up a flag.  but if we've been going out for a while and she just knows what she likes.....then thats totally cool with me.
959963
Be yourself. Dont try and be someone your not. Be kind and polite too her. But dont go too far out of your way. Be the one to pay for any expenses. But dont brag. It makes you look like you can handle your money, and spoil her with it, but not overuse it and let it get too you. And just try too have as much fun as you can. If she seems unhappy, ask her why, Ask her how she thinks the date is going, Your main focus is on her. But yeah, basically, Be yourself, and savour the moments. Good luck.\n\nTimm.
1133414
The first date is always trouble.  I dont have time to explain everything.  but try to relax on the date
102577
Of course you could to where you went for your first date. Or you could go to a place that you've always wanted but couldn't afford. \nLastly, you could just make his favorite meal at home, with candles, music, a fabulous dessert, and then take it from there!!!
468052
if its a first date, dinner is first, then another activity (i.e. movies, bowling, or even just hanging out)  OH!!! as a plus, if you take a girl bowling, even if you're somewhat good, be sure to let her win.  Witnessed a guy slaughter a girl one time at the alley, and she was pissed off.
16075
ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
694244
I think you ought to take her out on a really fun date.  Wait a while until you both are feeling comfortable and laughing and have done something enjoyable.  \n\nThen, tell her that you have something that you'd like to talk to her about, something on the serious side.  Tell her what you've just told all of us.  Ask her what she thinks about that, if she might be interested.  \n\nMaybe she'll agree or just want to be friends.  But, if you don't try, you'll just continue to be in knots.  If you don't ask, you'll never know.  If you do, something wonderful might happen...or might not.  That's the risk you'll have to take.  \n\nIf you let yourself be paralyzed with fear, you'll just stay stuck and that's a miserable place to be, or you wouldn't have written for responses from us--you're already in that space.  \n\nTry. .
109983
Not necessarily. It depends how you formulate your question. Sometimes is better to give some harmless suggestions and let him to take the initiative. Anyway, you can demonstrate no deep feelings about him the first date so you’ll drive him nuts. See what happens!
1121744
that is no true you can eat spaghetti on your first date as long as you dont get it all over your face lol
594621
Why not? If its a great date, then you scored.\n\nIf its a so-so date, at least you got out of the house.\n\nAnd if its horrible, then you will have a funny story to tell later on!
921028
I don't know that there's much you can DO except be disappointed and tell him that you are. What did he say he had to do instead(if anything?) Does he make a habit of this or was this your first date? Did he seem to like being with you during the 2 hours or did he seem to be in a hurry to be elsewhere? These are questions you have to ask yourself or him. Personally, if somebody makes a promise to me it's a BIG black mark against them if they don't keep it without  a good excuse!
583600
Are you going on a date? Wear the clean one! Promise: anyone would prefer a big shirt over a nasty one.
593248
It's not improper to kiss on the first date, but you don't have to.  You sort of have to see how things go.  Sometimes a hug and a quick kiss on the cheek work just as well.  You'll sort of know what to do by how she acts when the date is over.  If she kind of hangs close to you and lingers when you start to say good-bye, that is a good sign she is hoping for a smooch!
939956
Yes, you unwittingly broke a rule.  You just shouldn't comment on your date's choice, except to say, "that sounds delicious" or "great choice."  Your comment could be misconstrued as a criticism of her eating/health habits.  It's like saying, "I would eat that, but fried food is bad/fattening/disgusting and grilled food is far superior."  Thus, it's a little rejection of your date.