How do you talk "ghetto" like that person in 8 simple rules?
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Study the tapes, and the answer will come.
981003
teach it to sing bad and put it in V\n\nlmfao
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Huh?\nHey, buddy - first and foremost, use the "Check Spelling" feature.\nNext, use proper grammar.\nAnd most importantly, post your messages in the appropriate category.\nThanks!\nP.S. - I don't know exactly what it was you were asking, but most "rap" is a letter short of "cr*p".
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Speak\nSpear\nShear\nsheer\nshyer\nsayer\nlayer\nlater\n\nSilly Gail!  You already asked this!
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Just pronounce it the way it looks then ask the person if you got it right, they will soon tell you how to say it.
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Use imperfect whenever you want to say \nI used to do.....whatever\nlike Jugaba beisbol.(I used tyo play baseball)\nuse preterite for just he past\nJugue beisbol ayer( I played baseball yesterady)
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good people don't\nLie\ndrink\nsteal \nshout unless in danger\nscream unless provoked\nlaugh inappropriatly\nsmoke\ncheat\nswear\nfrown\nbe rude\nbe crude\nhave evil thoughts\nbe lazy\nignore\nbite their nails\npick their nose\nget dirty \nforget\nhave bad days\nget angry\nfart\nburp\ndo anything spontanious\n\n........................... If you know anyone like this let me know please
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just act like totaly preppy and like use "like " more than once in your sentence not too offten tho
219831
Use the old cop trick and LAY HIS ASS OUT with a PHONE BOOK! It doesn't leave marks. I don't care if the little bastard is M-D, ADD or EIEIO - getting knocked on one's ASS in the middle of a tirade tends to get their attention.\n\n\n********************\nTo troyken2003: What an UNMITTIGATED TOTAL CROCK OF S***...
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-Talk in a manner that suggests you didn't care for your education\n-pretend that you enjoy living life in a gutter of drugs and hookers.\n-Pretend that you have no real sense of music and listen to rap  music, preferably about drugs and hookers.\n-Act stupid, even if you're smart.\n-Act like you don't give a 5hit about what happens to your life.
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I speak standard English a go down to the hood all the time. I never had that problem no one will care. Well unless you start talking like Braxton on Jammie Fox. Or unless you talk in a way to make yourself seem better than that others then that's your problem. It you say things in away that were people interpret as trying to prove you better than some else. People will sense that your trying to use big words or talking in a way on propose to insult their intelligents.  I use proper English, I hear blacks who know nothing about me, talk in a manner to make is seems he's better than me where I found it a insult, an d I was giving him a interview. Stereotyping me, If you talk to anyone in a way to show your better than people they will find it a insult. If you can't relate to people then you can never reach them.
770882
Its Simple\n\nYou say " Ana B hibbak"
514805
You could say "Hi honey. I was wondering if we could partake in a little Ghetto Love tonight. I want to rip out your hair weave, and fingernail tips, and smack your big Ghetto booty, while we listen to a little 50 Cent!"
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It's basically saying "I can but you can't". If you make separate rules for yourself than you are playing the hypocrite. It's the same as when black people use the N word.
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There is no such thing as ghetto in a good way.  Have you ever seen a real ghetto???   Why in the world would you want to act that????   I bet you're young.
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Don't say: like...um....yeah...\nWhen you talk make sure you speak clearly and without slang. Read books to boost your vocabulary. \nWhen you ask a question- your voice goes up\nWhen you answer or talk normally, your voice goes down. (I personally hate it when people tell me something and end every sentence like it's a question)
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"ghetto superstar, that is what you are"\n\nis that what you mean?\n\nIt's Pras featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard, Mya "Ghetto Superstar "