Have you ever played a practical joke on a police officer?
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Not a practical joke, but I went to see the Grateful Dead reunion in Wisconsin, and got lost on the way back to the campground, so I pulled up to a cop and asked him if he knew where the BONG was.
755158
LOL you know how to make a joke!!!!!!!!
1112310
:o\nis this a tricky joke?lmao->
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Insulting a police officer is not illegal.  It is illegal to threaten an officer.  If you plan to insult an officer, don't do it in a manner the officer can percieve as a threat at all.  And don't do it while doing other illegal activity, or after you are arrested.
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We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
872083
Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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Not yet. But there is a stolen copy doing the rounds and it is on the net somewhere.\n\nIt is one movis that will make up crack up laughing. It's relly good
1039477
Gave the Officer some head
720779
Actually when I worked for the police dept, it was against police policy to give a "jump" from the police car.  It can seriously damage the electronics in the police car ( 1000's of dollars worth)\n\nAn officer giving a jump to someone could be wrote up, given a day off without pay or more.\n\nThe police officer will call you a tow truck, or other road service,  they will often call someone else that you want called.
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LOL\n\nwell, when i was at school this guy picks me up and tries 2 through me down d stairs and he was just playin around so i start screamin no and d security guard runs towards d stairs opens his arms and says " put d young lady down" and then u see his legs shakin so much and then i got introuble cuz i got late 2 class but it was so funny d way d screamed it looked like a old lady and he was a old man.\nlol
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i found this on a questions search, and man that's a hilarious quesiton. i wish they could, i might hotline a few people i know.... p.s. it's funny that some people couldn't tell that u were joking and really took it seriously. let's report them to the humor police ... maybe humor police are authorized to shoot un-funny people :)
505601
Your just joking, right?
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police were on the lookout for a green explorer with a broken tail light around my area in regards to a possible kidnapping earlier in the week. at night i went to my friends house and broke his tail light. the next day on his way to work they pulled him over and took him in for questioning. they had him there all day and night until finally they found the person they were looking for had just ran away from home. that was the funniest prank ever!
424590
You could've asked for jokes.
902100
Surely you are joking!!!!
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
197160
try to make them laugh