Our friend "The Bearded One" is in a bad way today because he's got some rather large stones...?
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Dear Bearded One,\n\nI wrote you a poem in honor of your passing. Ok, not that you are dead....yet. Ok not that passing the stone will kill you either....most likely. Ok it could, but I doubt it. Unless it's a boulder. In that case, I'm sure surgery would be imminent. And since you are on here answering, I'm thinking no boulders. Ok, so in honor of your passing of the stone, I'm writing you a poem. Here it is: \n\n\nThere once was a man from Idaho,\nWho answered the questions of Jimbo,\nI noticed a few,\nI would laugh right on cue,\nTo the thought of dating a zombo!!\n\nI finally decided to answer,\nThis TMBG romancer,\nThe moon it was full,\nConversation never was dull,\nWith this Kimchee diet enhancer!\n\nBut then he fell ill with a stone,\n"I'm in pain!" he often would moan,\nHe gritted his teeth,\nBraced himself with his feet,\nAnd proceded to pass thru his bone.\n\nNow we all hope that he will be cured,\nHis Yahoo Answer friends are assured,\nHe will return a new man,\nWith a quest and a plan,\nTo convince Yahoo! Amy he's absurd.\n\n\nGet well soon, Bud!
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Well he used to be like that, he is somehow changed now............ maybe he is under to much pressure, don't know but I hope he will get better, I think that his problems are in his head not in his legs!!!!!!!!!!
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Sounds like this jerk needs to be reported.  Simply because this seems to be a continual offence.\nAlso he sounds like he has a problem that may need some professional help.
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tell him to stop acting like a woman...and if he doesn't get over it he's a big puss.
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Take those stones, and throw them at him!
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Aww that's terrible, to me it sounds like he's the one with all the problems and you're going out of your way to be friends with him.  He's being abit patronising and maybe it means he needs to grow up abit, so maybe there isn't anything you can do at the moment except explain to him again all this from your perspective.  When he does degrade make sure you defend yourself, and even if you're not right maybe you can give the thoughts you had that made you think that way.  But it's not an exam, and please don't let him make you feel bad and I really hope it works out!
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Reiki, take him, get him attuned. This is a spiritual matter, no drug will suffice--just a suggestion, the stuff is amazing............
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The dave needs to calm the f*ck down
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Try to get him some help, hes been traumatized by that event and doesn't know how to express that. Good luck to you guys!!
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Folks, he is being facetious.
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I'd be careful if I were you... Girals are usually not too pretty and they do not make good friends!!! Be very careful...
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fungis...he should go to a dr...it could be bad!
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Hey, Sunny.  Yes, it does hurt.  Well, the guy is obviously preoccupied.  Leave him be.  His loss not yours............
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someone must have had a bad day?
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It is not. I am sure that some dummy was trying to get his rocks off or something. I think I might have answered that question. I wrote TGIF!!! And I told you to have a nice day!! I hope whomever reported that has a bad day because it might have upset you. Keep your chin up..
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He needs hundreds of abuse reports..he seems like a very sick person..
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Well, that is a tough one but, if he is out of "Pampers" then just simply tell him that he is acting imature and advise him on how to improve.  It will take some graceful tact on your part however, I have confidence in you.