Chuck Norris for President?
410895
YES....OH YES! That is the best idea! He could round house the states back into shape! YOU are awesome!
96673
Today, both are a bit old to be fighting, but in their prime I would give the nod to Norris.  Size and strength would be on Arnold's side, but Norris really was a champion fighter.  Skill usually prevails over strength.  I met the stunt double for Norris.  He told me Chuck was a great fighter (they sparred each other).
628422
I'm ready for that stupid f ucking joke to die already.  I'm not calling Chuck Norris a joke and wanting him to die, I just want the joke itself to die.
693410
To send Chuck Norris back in time to the garden of Eden so he can roundhouse kick the apple out of Eve's hands before she bit it. Then, Chuck Norris would karate chop the snake in half and say, "Here, eat this", and casually walk away while the theme to Walker plays in the background: "When you're in Eden look bee-hind youuu, cause THAT'S... where the Ranger's gonna be..."\n\nBut seriously though, I wouldn't ask for anything because that's pretty selfish. I believe in God so I know he has a purpose for all of us. It's not up to me to tell him what to do... :-)
228487
Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
1016724
Id round house kick you in the face chuck norris style.
467492
Have Chuck Norris breathe on you.
77406
Chuck Norris knows. He knows everything.
91794
no, but i hear chuck norris did once! lol roflmao. im soo fkn funny hahahaha. wow where do I come up with them? oh man I gotta write that one down...lol...oh my sides are splitting. I just made a witty joke about chuck norris..wow im cool.
875480
He's Chuck Norris, man!\n:-)
160877
i heard that it had something to do with chuck norris coming along... plus somebody needs to be super in heaven!
274501
Chuck Norris; it's the unstoppable force vs. the unmoveable object.
641483
yes like chuck norris
821639
man, that sucks!  i was jst joking with somebody about chuck norris ... here, read some of these and you will definitely be doing better.. knowing he's protecting you and all...
313943
chuck norris definitely he will kick mr t in the neck
898313
Bow down and worship his awesome greatness. Chuck Norris is a God among men and should be revered by all and feared by those who are unworthy of his greatness.
410817
The cure for cancer can be found in a tear from Chuck Norris.