To the ladies: what are the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?
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Got two nipples for a dime?
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Ooh ooh! Pick me! Pick me!\n\nI never get picked...\n\n(To the over-sensitive, it's a joke)
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Can some one bring me my chapstick? My lips are real bad, GOSH!!\n                  -Napolian Dynomite
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Uh no....Sounds freaking and well like a really cheesy and lame pick up line.
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Don't use a pick-up line - she'll see right through you, and determine you too nerdy to continue talking with.\n\nJust be cool. Ask her a question that gets her talking about herself and, even if you have to fake it, act interested. Girls love that!
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I have never once used a pick up line...
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JUST BE YOURSELF...CALMLY WALK UP TO THEM...DON'T BE FAKE AND DON'T TRY TO USE "PICK UP LINES" YOU CAN USE PICK UP LINES THAT ARE CLASSY BUT NOT TRASHY! SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "HEY, (INTRODUCE YOURSELF), AND BE HONEST...TELL HER THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DANCE WITH HER, OR BUY HER A DRINK OR JUST STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SONG PLAYING! A GIRL LIKES IT WHEN A MAN CARRIES HIMSELF WELL, SELF CONFIDENCE IS KEY! IF YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SELF CONFIDENCE AND YOU ARE REALLY TELLING YOURSELF YEAH RIGHT THIS GIRL ISNT GONNA GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY...SHE WILL PICK UP ON THE FAKE AND THE REAL...SO PLAY IT COOL! BE YOURSELF! AND HEY IF SHE DOES REJECT...IT'S OKAY...
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I have many, I will just state one: There was this pretty girl in college, I didn't know her real well but she seemed nice. She asked for my phone number and I wasn't expecting it so I said something stupid and never gave it to her. I wish I could now :&#92; I hope she didn't feel rejected for my overwhelming feelings. Sort of reminds me of the song by Tal Bachman - She's so High.
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Simple, aint it?\n\nFind sumone who's into the same kind of depravity that you're into---and have a go.\n\nPick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.
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This is a common 'pickup' line some men use to start a conversation with an attractive woman.  Not very original. I recommend you listen to your intuition (gut) and reply accordingly ;D
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That's an interesting pick-up line!
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
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Perhaps when you grow up and quit using dumb pick up lines in an ANSWER, FAMILY forum!  DOH!
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did it hurt?\ndid it hurt when you fell from the sky, you angel?\n\nblech. gross. I didn't go on a date with the guy that fed me this cheesy line!
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To be hoenst i think that line should come from you... and only you! Theres nothing worse than saying a line that has been heard before, or has been created from someone else! Think of something original and meaningful.\n\nThink about how you feel towards your gf, and how much you love and care for her. Dont feel any pressure in coming up with the "BEST" line possible...sometimes the simplest of lines, mean the most! \n\nhope this helps xx
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"Did your clothes shrink?" \n"What happened to your hair?  Will it stay like that?" \n"Are you going to wear that tonight?" \n"BEEEEEEELLLLLCHCHCHCHCH!!" \n"Birthday?  What birthday?" \n"Do you want to go to watch Wrestle Mania with me tomorrow?" \n"Your sister(any gal) is cute.  What's her name?" \n"You're that old, huh?" \n"Gee, have you been putting on some weight?" (fat not to mentioned unless u wanna get killed)\n"Hey look!  There's my old girl friend.  Let's go talk to her." \n"Do you want to see my new scab?" \n“Is that grey hair?” \n"I was thinking about you yesterday when I was gutting that big fat fish I caught out on the lake." \n"Man, did I see the most radical road kill in my entire life yesterday.  There was this huge dog on the freeway and..." \n\ngood luck!!!
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Pick up lines are ridiculous.  Just be yourself