is it wrong to slap my bird when she doesnt do what i say?
397948
Do you mean bird like an animal? Or, bird like a woman? I wouldn't think slapping either would be very appropriate.
355374
Punch the b|tch in her mouth.  Or if you don't agree with hitting woman have a female friend do it.  Or pay a really big dike to do it instead.
1045772
do file the civil suit against her, bashing im not so sure is illegal but it could be thrown into court when proving her case but whether she's bashing the way i see it she may be getting the laugh now but when she looses you'll get the last laugh. Good luck i hope that helped.
1025980
no, sweetheart, its not your fault. i'm not really sure what to tell you other than to eat a pint of icecream...haha. just kidding.  but communication is the key to everything. tell her that you feel like you were treated unfairly. (such as: she didn't even give you a chance) and see what she says.
232127
how about trying to apologize to her for your actions and then tell her that you didnt mean to make her mad at you becuz u like her. tell her bro!
626927
my cat rubs her @ss against me.\ndoes that count?
155942
If you really feel bad for what you did apologize to her..but if you are just asking because you know what you did is wrong but do not feel bad about it then do nothing because you will hurt her again, eventually.Hope this help!
738775
Talk to her directly. Tell her that you are not exactly pleased about her lying to you for you feel that she didn't need to lie to you because you would've let her visit Sam if she had asked. There isn't a reason for her to "fear your wrath" but she does need to know that you are somewhat disappointed with her.
189374
Ask her - if you don't mind spending the rest of the day being shouted at for absolutely no reason.  \nLook at it this way- if she's mad at you and you don't realise or understand what you've done then you've got no chance.  \nBuy her something shiny.
772614
Tell her that until she apologizes you don't feel like talking to her.  Watch her reaction if she is sorry about what she did. If she is - give  her a second chance ... if she is not really apologetic and doesn't think she did something wrong I would NOT talk to her again.
77923
No, it is not ok to punch someone's teeth out. BUT, this was self-defense. She had no business pushing you around. Her actions caused a re-action. Your punch was justified....in the eyes of the law. If your conscious is bothering you, write her a letter of apology. \n\nThis is not a boy vs girl issue. This is a human nature reaction that the most gentle and honest type of human would do....if backed into a corner... or had just been thrown to the ground by an Amazon!
291252
I have a couple of pet chickens, and they have distinctly different personalities. One will just stand there usually and let me pick her up without any fuss, but the other one is high-strung and scampers off if I start heading in her direction.  She usually escapes by running underneath a bench or something where I cannot get to her.  But it IS possible to catch her. What I have to do is wait until she happens to be in a corner and then spread out and block her exits, or if she is standing next to a wall spread my hands out on each side and slowly sneak up on her...she will dart back and forth but when unable to make up her mind which way to go I can finally get close enough to grab her.  Even then, once I have my hands on her, sometimes when I start to pick her up she will get her wings free and start to beat me about the face, and if you have never been beaten about the face by flapping chicken wings let me tell you it hurts... but once I have her picked up and get her wings folded back against her sides she is fine and just sits there in my arms... just like a typical woman.
743707
Instead of wondering what is wrong or what you might have been done to offend or upset her, just gently ask her today when you are talking on the phone. My motto is....Go straight to the source. \n\nGood luck and I hope you enjoy your party!~
126094
I think that it is a natural behavior for a chimp.  Have her spayed, maybe that will sove your problem.
967882
sounds like its time for you to give her a slap!!!
1166400
dude i am a jeolous guy, just to let you know before i answer.  \ni would be fucking pissed that she is doing that you have every right to be jeolous, i would beat his ass, but talk to them BOTH first then beat his ass, works for me!
380897
I think you shouldn't lower yourself far enough to worry about what someone who is so obviously ignorant thinks.  Does it really matter to you what she thinks of you?  Does it change who you really are?  I would try to see that the things she says come from her own issues and that they have nothing to do with who i am.  Think about it...if she does this and you have no reaction to it how much fun will it be for her to continue doing it? If her goal is to hurt or bother you and you respond to that you are simply feeding hre monsters and giving her what she wants, also you could be proving that what she says about you is true by allowing her to provoke negative behavior from you.  She is disturbed, stay away from her, but don't waste your energy on her or let her rob you of peace of mind she isn't worth it.