What is your favorite euphemism for taking a dirt nap?
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Hanging with the Mole People
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dirty joke\nwhite horse fell in mud
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Shite, Bugger, Flubber, Rubber, Buggy, Swimmingly, Doh, Cow, Beesknees, Dogies, Retriever, Drop, Stop, Mip, Mop, Pop, Bing, Bada, Boom, Bogey, Oogy, Boo, Spoon, Smorgasbord, Kumquat, Guacamole, Wing-it, Sing, Fizzle, Sizzle, Pizzal, Wing-nut, Melon, Crap (And the "S" equivalent of the same word) Fit, and My personal favorite, PfffftFine. We have such a colorful language nowadays, and if you say all these words in order, you will get a smile or a laugh from someone.
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nite - nite - \n\nwhy don't you rest and call it a nite. \nlets talk in the mornign. \n\nshall i wake you with a nudge or a phone call.
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Poop\n\n(haha, I said poop)
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Bwwwaaahaaahaaaa!\n\nThanks, I needed a chuckle.
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BLUMPIE\n\n\nand, one I created: " The Wet Squirrel" -- when a girl is sucking your balls while you soak her head in piss.
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Day off tomorrow.  Don't want to go to sleep yet\nb
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How about...\nPsycho\nCranial Crack Monkey\nJizz-Guzzling Gutter Slut\nSabre-Toothed Crotch Critter\nIgnoramous (I once called someone 'ignorant' she replied with an indignant, "I do not ignore people!" I just kinda chuckled and said, "I rest my case.")\nCheeto-Snorter\nDoorknob\nMuggle/Squib Lacking in the Magic of Common Sense\nButt-For-Brains\nBonehead\n[what a] Maroon\nHare-Brained\nSquirrel-Brained\nDoofus\nGoofus\nDork\nJizzard\nHomo-Idioce\nIdiot\nGoon\nDingbat\nA$$hole\nB!tch\nF^ckwad\nP!ssant\nand, my personal favorite, Moron.\n\n\nHow are these? Something for everyone.
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Jabberjawz, or Rogerammjett, and Snorkazoid\nFlintstoned or Flyntstoned, SpacelySprocket, Astrodog
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Nice one.  My favorite one like this is :\n\nIgnorance is bliss.
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Mine is most definitely:\n\n"it doesn't do to dwell in dreams, and forget to live."
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keen\nkicky (real word)\nkind-hearted\nkind\nkindly\nkindred\nkinetic\nking-like\nkinky\nkittennish\nkittle\nknaggy\nknavish\nknee-deep\nknee-high\nknightly\nknobby\nknotty\nknotted\nknowing\nknubbly\n\nokay i'm tired. hope that's enough!
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lazy\nneedy\nslobs\nAm I getting warm\nbest friend
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Doc, sleepy, sneezy, bashful, dopey, grumpy, happy
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Sleeping. Love the screen name.
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has to be "someone sh** on the coats"! Dane Cook rules! I like "Car Alarm", too!