Just leave em..tell me just somethin...a joke...funny story...anything yall want...peace!?
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2 prostitutes were walking one nite.One said I can tell we are going to make a lot of money 2nite,"I smell dick in the air."Da other prostitute said my bad,I burped.
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
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Don't laugh ok?  Really, don't even think about laughing!  I am not funny...I have not jokes, don't laugh---ok- heres a little one but dont laugh!\n\nA guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.\n \n"You talk?" he asks.\n \n"Yep," the Lab replies.\n \n"So, what's your story?"\n \nThe Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I pretty young and I wanted to help the government,\nso I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with\nspies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping I was one of their most valuable spies for\neight years running.\n \n"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed\nup for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening\nin.\n \nI uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm\njust retired."\n \nThe guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.\n \n"Ten dollars." The guy says,\n \n"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"\n \n"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that!"
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Go to bored.com or jokesgallery.com
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Funny jokes!  Thanks.\n\nIf you are offending anyone you might as well quit telling jokes or passing them along.\n\nNo matter who the joke is about, or what it is about, or where it is about, someone is going to be offended.  \n\nIf people quit telling jokes because they were worried about offending something, there wouldn't be any more jokes.\n\nYou can't please them all, so just go ahead and post them, and let the chips fall where they may.\n\nCheck out the webpage below. (and my profile)
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uhum.....report me again...cuz of "insulting"...geez girl i'm serious now....get a life....i hope i didnt make u cry with da' last message....i lost 20 points cuz of u and i am totally indifferent...report me again..i'm not a crybaby like others...\n\nps:i really dunno WTH do u want......these Q r makin' me go nuts..
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LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
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?idk? want some cornbread with that???\n\n\n*lol* if u want a laugh... look at my screen name...
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Yeah that is pretty lame! Try some Joke websites. Personally I like Yo momma jokes. No, not b/c I'm ghetto, but b/c they're funny! Anyway, any jokes I could tell you would probably offend SOMEONE out there! (Even the sex jokes.) But if I think of a good clean one, I'll edit it in later.
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very clean and funny too. r u mad? or glad? or sad?\nget e-mail? tlk 2 me?  \nyep one good clean man sized joke you got here mister Pd.
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Those are wonderful, I have a little party coming up with a few girlfriends and their men. These jokes will be great to tell to them. These are the perfect ones, they're short and totally sweet!!  Thanks I hope you don't mind me stealing them.
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lol, good one.  anyway, what would the girl want with the guy if he kinda like did animals. lol, good tho, keep em comin..........the jokes
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OK, bored anyway!\n\nOK, it looks as .....  I've answered them all...  And sorry, I did run off....  I'm making a very late dinner for my wife.  (she works on the weekend and is in Grad school)  She deserves Me!\n\nNow do I get a free trip to Winchestertonfieldville Iowa?\n\nI wasn't trying to guess who you are....  I just thought I would try to be funny.  You don't seem to want to disclose that info, so I'm goona extend you that respect.
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oh wow... funny!  You have some good ones there.... keep em coming! I like your sence of humor
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Hey misery, how are you today,  funny I ran into you, i just answered a question about ,... what was the thing that made you say,  wow.  and you came to mind. Hope you enjoy that chocolate and your chat.        PEACE.\n\n                           I AM