I once bumped into Keith Chegwin in a supermarket in Cheshire. Can you better that?
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Poor you - you have my deepest sympathies!
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I work there.OMG...OMG...\nGo to Chippendales and buy it.
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Well done.\nI did that once with a full cart.\nBut before leaving the store, I mixed a lot of items in the shelves...
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Lots - but the most recent:  My boyfriend and I went on holiday this April to Western Australia.  We were on our way back from the beach and had been having a discussion about how annoying it would be to bump in to someone we know - we stopped for groceries in the small local town near where we were staying and as we walked out of the shop bumped in to his boss's wife!  Bizarre!
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Check your local area for an "As Seen On TV" retail store.
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He appeared at my local donut store and asked for apple fritters.  He took off in a Toyota Echo and his license plate said "THE KING"
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I live in London and have met lots of people. I think my favourites though are Fiddy Cent and George Clooney. I met Mr Clooney outside The Ivy restaurant (v. swanky celebrity haunt) - I was so shocked to see him that I swore straight at him. Thankfully he thought it was hilarious, but I went bright red!!!
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That happened to me hours ago at the supermarket. The checkout guy's breath smelled like vomit.\nI did not know what to do. I was holding my four year old daughter she said to the guy,"You smell like poo". He looked at me I looked him straight in the eye and said, "sorry buddy, I almost passed out when you spoke to me, poo describes the smell to a t". He grabbed some mints.
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ask for local supermarkets for sponsorships
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go to KROGER.COM if there is a kroger by you and you can buy all your grocery's online and go pick them up i've tried it before and i liked it
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scot trade?? ecomerce??? I saw the commercial for ecomerce.. pretty cooll... it was the one with the guy and he's king of his domain... lol
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Although this question sounds funny and some may poke fun, the supermarket is an excellent way to meet people. You can tell alot about a person from their groceries... ie that hot chick buying fruity pepples and lucky charms? Might want to keep away unless you are like me and dont mind a jump started family. I dont know when safeway's pickup night is but Id have to answer everynight ! I met my wife of 9 years at a hobby store where she worked....it was geek love at first sight.
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a chain of supermarkets in colorado
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One day my boyfriend was just staring at me with the evil eye. I finally asked him what was wrong he told me he listened to my voice mail and there was this guy asking me for a date.. etc The guy was actually a photographer I had met with and I wanted him to take pictures of me and my friends as a momento. He had my phone number from his records. Of course I thought my boyfriend would have never believed that so I told him my best friend got mad at me and wrote my name and number in the mens room of a dunkin donuts she works at. He believed me for a while until 20 minutes later he walked over to the dunkin donuts to somehow get it off the wall and found it wasn't there. He even asked the staff if they had cleaned it and of course they said no. lol So it didn't work..Honesty is the best policy!
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I worked as a mystery shopper recruiter (and had nearly 500 people on my books) all over the country. I also PAID my shoppers (per store visited) on a monthly basis via BACS. The company is based in Warrington, although I worked in the London office. They are called CJ Services, and I would give them a try.\nHappy shopping.
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I read one once about a guy that robbed a bank - the hold-up note he wrote was on a deposit slip - to HIS account!\n\nThere was one local here last year, a guy robbed a resturaunt - he hid in the place until they closed (or something like that) and then tried to get out through the grease vent (over the ovens) and got stuck, half inside, half outside!
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The muffin man who lives on Drury Lane? Yes I do know the muffin man, he hooked me up with some good blueberry muffins the other day.