can you give a cat starbucks?
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yes you can but it is better to swing the cat around by its tail really fast like...then release at peak speed ...way better then coffee anyday
261748
Rub vigorously with a soaking wet cat. That should do it.
370901
the nearest starbucks
819139
Say sure and order tea!  Asking some one out for coffee is not a literate "we have to drink coffee", it is an offer for further conversation.
317317
the cat's name was "what"
1128408
It would be a physical paradox and the cat's feet and half the toast (along with the butter) would cancel each other out and disappear into the ether. Or explode. Either way, it gets a bit messy. I wouldn't recommend trying it.
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Take a cat nap; enjoy a cup of tea/coffee or juice.  Take a relaxing bath.
679473
Right now, I would like $3.75 to purchase a Caramel Machiatto at Starbucks. That would make me HAPPY.
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probably, yes.  If you own or run a restaurant & keep a cat, or you know someone who does, I suggest you get in touch with your county's/state's health board & find out about that.....I'm pretty sure that's some serious health code violation.
646306
A double header!  You're in luck, I know a lady who owns one and it just gave birth to a litter last week!  I will buy you one, since you so kindly offered to get me a hairless Sphynx cat!
513483
My teacher from back in elementary used to love choclates and anything with cats on it.  It depends on the teacher's preferences but I agree with the above...supplies are a sure way to go or gift cards.
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http://www.catzone.org
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Don't you have a cat?
532663
Damn, thats too funny. I hope that dumb cat didnt scratch your truck !! Hose off the truck, and get your girl a kitten. Nobody can resist a kitten.
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Why don't you just ask them if they have any objection to you fixing their cat. By the way, that is one super gesture on your part
670646
pet it, you need to be nice to the kitty.  oh yeah.
352117
How about a stock market for dogs and cats.  I want to boost their financial well being so they will stop meowing and barking at me everytime they get hungry.\n\nHey go get your own food guys, is it my fault you don't have any $$$ - and cut out the we can't open the cans, we don't have opposable thumbs argument, I'm not listening.