Has Anyone Reported Human Like Aliens?
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There are many reports of humanoid aliens. The nordics you mention are just one of hundreds of different types reported. You might want to also consider researching Men in Black. The Jenny Randles book is exceptioning good on the subject. She is a serious UFO researcher.
1101732
Yes, there are aliens among us.  It is difficult to spot them because they can hide themselves by reflecting light.  Our human vision is very limited in the spectrum of light.  They utilize the light we do not see to hide themselves like their space crafts.  They are here to help us in our quest to evolve.  Governments and disinformation specialist's have placed fear about space visitors.   That is why they will not show themselves until we are ready to accept them.  They are our cosmic family beyond our planet.  Are we ready to take the next step?
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We don't know yet, however, I pretty much believe that there are aliens out there.\n\nThere are at least 7*10^22 or 70000000000000000000000 stars out there and it wouldn't make sense that only one of them provide a hostile planet.\n\nThere have been some evidence:\n\n1. Unexplained UFOs\n2. UFOs sightings on the Moon\n3. Pyramids and faces of humans on Mars.\n\nThis not only tell us that there are most likely aliens, but that they're not only visiting Earth, but the Moon and Mars too have been visited by aliens.  My guess is that they receive our signal and is much more advance than we are, so they visit our Solar System and found that the signal came near the inner planet section, and then they came across the Moon and the Earth.  They studied about humans and went on Mars to try to find Martians as well as to tell the Martian that there's people on Earth.  However, they didn't find any aliens on Mars.\n\nAlso it is calculated to be 1 billion planets with life on them in this universe.
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aztecs and incas talked to aliens, white people talked to angels and ghosts,  irish people talked to leprechans and fairys\n\nnow we have shrinks to help these people\n\ndid you see aliens,,, where and when,, im curious all of a sudden
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YES, I remember.\nSadly, it wasn't as fun as yours...\nThere I was watching over my cows when a huge light came over us. Three little green men came hovering out of a ship shaped liked a cigar. They wanted to take my prized cow Bessie. Of course I refused. They offered me Zorbels(alien money) but what good is that on Earth so I told them to get lost. Then things got hectic...\n\nThey picked me and Bessie up and zapped the rest of my cows with a laser beam! Including my dog Fluffy!!\nThey took me and Bessie to their ship and strapped us to tables and began poking us.\nThen a tall blue alien came in and began slicing and dicing poor Bessie. The aliens were just about to call their chef "Pierre" over to cook them some beef stew when I picked up telepathetically that they should rather not since mad cow disease is going around. Then I blacked out...  \n\nWhen I awoke, I was in a strange place. A lady alien was before me and the entire room was black. She had a milky complexion and large blue eyes with radiant red hair. She told me that we needed to reproduce in order to save her people. Naturally I obliged and gave her a good earthling show of supreme stamina and skill. Needless to say she was highly impressed...\n\nIt was then that Zarta Shezang walked in. He was about 8ft tall was extremely hairy and had a face that strangely resembled a pigs. He told me that I needed to save his people as well...\n\nAfter I woke up, I was back in my earth bed with strange spots on my skin. A bunch of flowers was waiting by the bed with the note saying "Thanks for the memories, from Zarta Shezang..."
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I think you might like this site, the national UFO reporting center. You can read about thousands of different peoples UFO sightings. Go to the main page and follow the links to the database of reports if you want to read more.
863274
The problem with your theory is that the aliens, by all reports, are fairly confused about our sexual organs. \n\nIf they have managed to create a human simalcrum based on their knowledge of the anus, you're right, that would be scary indeed.
925011
yeah\nwe're aliens to some other planet millions of miles away\nheyyyyyyyyy its snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
522296
Yes... but the only aliens visiting us are illegals... little space men are the modern era's version of goblins and other mythical creatures.\n\nGive me any real video of a UFO and I can give you an atmospheric, scientific explanation...\n\nREAL LIFE and nature is so much more interesting than silly UFO stories. READ A PHYSICS TEXT BOOK!
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I am an alien,but please don't believe me,cause everyone knows\nALIENS DO NOT EXIST!!!\nI will come visit toy tonight and take you for a spin on my ship-but sorry by morning you wont remember it,or possibly just think it was a dream.Don't worry tho,we come in peace. (or most of us anyway)
252584
I've sent in an abuse report.  This is NOT a question just religious doggerel plus it's published in other and not in Religion.\n\nStop wasting people's time.
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station \nthat was closed for the night. \n\nThey approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien \naddressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. \nTake us to your leader." \n\nThe gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien \nbecame angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, \n"I'd calm down if I were you" \n\nThe younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his \ngreeting. \n\nAgain, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived \nto be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said \nimpatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.  Do not \nignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!" \n\nThe older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to\ndo that! I don't think you should make him mad." \n\n"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his \nweapon at the pump and opened fire. \n\nThere was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards \nthem and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him \na burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. \n\nAbout a half hour passed. When he finally regained \nconsciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened \nhis bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien \nwho was standing over him shaking his big green head. \n\n"What a ferocious creature!"  exclaimed the young, fried alien. \n"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so \ndangerous?" \n\nThe older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his \ncrispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned \nduring my intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis \nhe can wrap around himself and then stick it in his ear, \nyou REALLY don't want to mess with him!"
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There is, sadly, no evidence of aliens.  I'd love to encounter visitors from another planet (of the peaceful variety, at least, I'm not looking forward to a real-life game of Space Invaders!), but there don't seem to be any.  Maybe we all smell funny.\n\nThe evidence against the so-called alien encounter stories is pretty telling.  Look up "spleep paralysis" for an explanation that covers the "alien abductions".\n\nBut, while I don't beleive earth is being visited, that doesn't mean I believe it isn't happening, just that the people who say they are meeting aliens seem to be wrong.  If aliens are here, they're being very quiet, observing us like biologists behind blinds.\n\nLife seems pretty easy to develop in the right circumstances.  I expect the universe will be full of life, though most of it will be of the bacterial level of complexity, getting no further.  I would be surprised if there weren't other intelligences out there somewhere, though.  It just doesn't seem that difficult to evolve.  Still, I don't know and I won't pretend I do.  Here's hoping!\n\nAs my father says, either there's life out there or there isn't.  Either way, it's amazing.
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Sorry I don't know of any. The sad thing is if we did report them, most likely nothing would be done.
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Wow. \n\nInteresting.\n\nHave you reported this?
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No they're not human.\n\nDid you ever see Close Encounters of the Third Kind, the movie in which the aliens come down to devil's tower in Wyoming and chooses Richard Dreyfus to come with them to their more advanced culture.\n\nThat is a story about conservatives bringing a liberal out of a darker society into their wonderful light.\n\nNobody is quite sure about what the aliens will do or whether they are dangerous or anything like that, but the man whom they choose to follow them, Richard Dreyfuss' character we know is very lucky indeed to have been brought into this pure and undefiled existence.\n\nDo you see how horribly it wrecks the man's life though.\n\nGrowth is a painful process, and liberals are like little children who either are or are not able to respond to the rigorous nurturing techniques through which conservatives would bring them to the light.\n\nThe light is too bright for their eyes, and it causes pain, so they say conservatives cause me pain, but actually the pain is a result of their inability to stand in the light, because of their weak eyes.\n\nThey have been standing in the dark for too long.\n\nPoor blind children.\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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It's nice. Are you talking about aliens?