Abducted! Geoge.W really is an alien abductee, I met him!?
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lol now wouldnt the news folks have a field day w/ that if ol dubya came out and said the lil green men told me to bomb saaaaaaa-domm
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I don't know about the best, but I've heard a funny one.  To paraphrase, "a hacker has gained control of satellites and is beaming down mind control rays"...then the guy went on to post 'evidence' of this being true (like Bush writing his not asking if it was okay to use the restroom).  The sad part is, this guy was being serious.  See source link for his full description of what he thinks is happening.
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True. My exgirlfriend was an alien. She said she was from a different planet. \nBelieve her she was!
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God, you're onto something. Is this our man. Wait: the computer data shows only one person...but this can't be? He's not dead. He's alive. Someone else must have died instead of him....Yes! YES! He killed his twin and took his identity and infiltrated into our HQ. That's how he knew of the operations!\n\nYou're genius.
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I was abducted by a grey looking, big eyed alien about 5 years ago.\n\nThey took me up on their ship and put a micro-chip in the back of my neck.\n\nI took the micro-chip out and I got cancer.\n\nPut it back in and cancer went away.\n\nNo way I'm ever taking the micro-chip out again!!
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No need to worry,he's been reported to a few "watch dog" agencies.\n\nQuestion to Yahoo:What are you doing about predators in this forum?\n\nQuestion to Yahoo:Did you know you can track IP addresses and forever ban someone from Yahoo? DUH!!
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No wonder any form of intelligent alien life form stays well clear of Earth...its quite clear we are still not ready to ditch the Adam and Eve fairy story in the C21.Come on Professor Stephen Hawkins please carry the torch for Mr. Darwin!!!!!
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My beef with him is that he seems to say that mankind couldnt do anything complex or big without help. The pyramids are huge and were a monumental effort (no pun), so it must be aliens, huh? Easter Island, same thing. Stonehendge and all the other, smaller stone circles, the same, aliens. He brings up some interesting things, but he sees aliens everywhere. Its kinda kooky. Kooky and demeaning. If he only knew the Truth: that the aliens are actually highly evolved dinosaurs who were trapped in deep caves and have developed a high level of science and have created humans and 'grey aliens' and bigfoot.
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Happy. You must be a very special person to have been abducted by aliens. They don't expose themselves to just anyone, you know. Feel privilaged and rare that you were encountered by one. I am, of course, assuming that question was not hypothetical...
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2 words that prove aliens are on planet Earth: Michael Jackson. I have not been personally introduced to any, but would like to!
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This is Beady..........Who is this? is this who i think it is? e mail me at jamesedstromny@aol.com
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I've heard all this too.  I really wish he had shared with someone how he did it.\nI've also read theories about magical dwarves which sung the stones into place at megalithic sites around the world. I have to wonder if they either really sang with their voices or if they had some kind of device which made noise and was a type of levitation device. I am not saying these dwarves were aliens (other have said this) but it is something to think about.\nYou've probably already seen the links below (especially since you quoted word-for-word including the strange punctuation from one of them--please GIVE CREDIT when you do this; it's STEALING) but others might be interested.
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Read the answer from "Bubbles". The person he speaks of is me, and yes he thought I was a hacker, but I was genuinely trying to help him out with his laptop.\n\nDespite his initial weariness, he gave me the benefit of the doubt, and we now communicate on a regular basis - he showed me this question you submitted and thought maybe it was me asking under a different name!\n\nSo yes, we met and we share a birthday. We get on very well; he has become a good friend. \nBubbles, if you are reading... Hello mate :)
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Wow at first I thought this question was stupid...then I got to thinking... What if it's an alien...or a clone... or another adam? I don't know... crap I hope this never happens to me. Know you've got me worried. I wonder what that would look like...
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I am an alien,but please don't believe me,cause everyone knows\nALIENS DO NOT EXIST!!!\nI will come visit toy tonight and take you for a spin on my ship-but sorry by morning you wont remember it,or possibly just think it was a dream.Don't worry tho,we come in peace. (or most of us anyway)
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Oh crap..theres an alien in there!
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I saw a tv thing about him and he talked about it... so sorry it's true. Someone should hunt him!!haha!