What's the easiest way to annoy someone?
362790
From the looks of it I bet you are a pro and need no advice.
679575
your idea is totally genius! I always say... kill them with kindness! It will annoy her that you are being really nice to her, and when she realizes that you aren't upset when she's rude to you, she'll get bored and start to ignore you. Most likely she'll entirely move on to someone else (to annoy) good luck! This method has worked for me MANY MAnY times!
292633
be polite but don't initiate any conversation, let them do it and don't give anything away. they'll eventually tire of getting no feedback from you. or you could constantly say you're busy, they'll get the message.
377577
1. click on best best anwser,\n\n2. people dont care they want to get a kick or think its funny
590101
Just ignore them, it usually distracts them when they're trying to get your attention.\n\nFocus on what you're there to do; win.
10156
do u kno when ur annoying people?
245743
http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article04-108
1141506
DTMFA!!!\n\nHey! If you have any friends like you send them my way so I can deceive them and use them and then slowly start dumping them when I get sick of them like your bloke is doing to you!!!
200981
Tell him or her they're annoying, if that don;t help dump them as ur friend.
330251
talk to him alot, not enough to annoy him though. let him get to know who you are. just be yourself around him.
1159891
Laugh. He knows he is annoying you so if you laugh then he will get frustrated and leav you alone.
264892
very simple... ignore him and he'll go crazy for you
757485
Speak more slowly so that you have time to swallow.\n\nIf you spray the person in front of you, apologize and then make a point in turning your face away to talk to them.\n\nGood luck.
1175335
There are many annoying things. But number one has got to be when someone talks like this, I was like at the mall and like this guy came by and I said like to my friend Margo, "hey, I like know that guy. Do you like know him too?" Margo replied, "yeah, I like know him too. I like know his sister too. I once like dated his like cousin." I walked like over by him and said, "hey dude, don't we like know you?" The dude says, "yeah, I like know you guys too. You like go to Joe's like on week ends? That place is like jammin and like cool. Like that is my like place."\n\nGet the idea? When I am forced to listen to a conversation with that language I want to kill someone. It like kills my last like nerve in my like body and like head!!!!!  \n\nO.K. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\nHEY! That guy above me "MIKE LUMP" talks in the same language as the like people I just described.....I think he like knows them.
883135
tell them to shut up.
958123
Send them hate mail and let them know you hate them!
689972
Do you have any idea how annoying you are today?