What are good pick up lines for women, and please no "be yourself stuff"?
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Well first of all there is no such thing as a good pick up line. Girls don't fall for that kind of stuff. At least not any girl worth wasting any time over. The best thing to do is to start talking to a girl as friends first, get to know her a bit, but not too much, just so that you could call her a casual friend. The best way to do this is ask alot of questions about her, and don't talk too much about yourself. Naturally humans see good conversationalists as those who ask questions, because in a conversation we love to talk about ourselves. But make sure you mention yourself a little. Also a little tip for keeping a conversation going is to start your next line with whatever she just said. For example\n\nyou: So are you planning on going on holiday anywhere this year?\ngirl: oh yeah I'm going to Mexico\nyou: mexico? wow, sounds nice, it's a really beautiful place during the summer. what kind of music are you into?\ngirl: I like a lot of R n B music.\nyou: R n B, cool, I like a lot of R n B. So do you go to a lot of concerts?\ngirl: Not really, but I went to see Destiny's Child before.\nyou: Destiny's Child, I like them, a shame that they split... etc..\n\nThis is good because the repetition of what she says makes her feel like you're listening, plus it keeps the conversation going. Even if you don't know much about what she's talking about, just ask further questions about it. "oh I don't know too much about that, what's it like?" etc.\nEventually let it evolve into natural conversation. Don't force things too much though.\n\nCompliment her, but not heavily. Just little things once you've gotten to know her a bit such as "your eyes look pretty today", but nothing too much and not too often. Also compliment her on things that don't matter so much, like compliment a freckle, her voice, her hand writing. Little things are often the ones that are mostly appreciated.\n\nAnd I know you said you didn't want to have someone say "just be yourself" but you know, what's the point of being with someone who doesnt want to be with the real you? Hope it works out for you.
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Speak your mind and make sure your smelling very enticing.  Then smile with pretty teeth.  Oh and look your best, then say whats up, can I take you out?
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You could try turning the joke into a compliment!\neg. Is THAT what you are wearing?.......Good, cos you look great in it - but then you always do! (the second remark stops any comeback!\n\nThere are some things that you cannot give the right answer to:\nDoes my bum look big in this? (you mean it does in other things)\nWhich outfit should I wear? (what's wrong with the other outfit? You liked it last time I wore it)\nWhat colour suits me best? (so I don't look good in.....?)\n\nTact is always the best policy.   If she does look dreadful, just say something like 'You look very nice but I always fancy you most when you in the blue dress'.\n\nIf you don't learn to say nice things, it will cost you a fortune in flowers!\n\nHope the advice helps!
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. \n\nI may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.\n\nYo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.\n\n(I must be hungry...here's another food one) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.\n\n(I LOVE this one) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. \n\n(This one's sweet) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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By "responding", do you mean not kicking the guy in the balls?\n\nBad pickup lines that guys have used:\n\n"Can I touch your hair?"\n"I had sex with an Ethiopian girl once" (I'm not even remotely Ethiopian, nor is anyone in my family)\n"Nice dress.  It would look really good on my bedroom floor in the morning"  (possibly kicked that guy in the balls...)\n"Can I smell your underwear?"\n"You may not want me now, but I'm drinking milk...."
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Go to church, Bowling, grocery shopping, please don't stalk the ladies..  Sign with a dating service and place a nice profile.  Be nice and well groomed.   Good luck.
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This is a common 'pickup' line some men use to start a conversation with an attractive woman.  Not very original. I recommend you listen to your intuition (gut) and reply accordingly ;D
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relax and be yourself, and you will gain confidence around women.  they won't bite or hurt you, they like you
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Just try to be yourself. I've found that women like honesty and are not impressed with pick up lines. Most women just want to talk to a genuine guy who is not looking to get laid right away. Stay away from really good looking women. They are messed up. Remeber ths song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your live, never make a pretty woman your wife". Go out to social scenes like hikes, bike trials, etc. The bars are for losers.
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Now this is interesting- I think you should start with some great pick up lines.. not the usual ones but the unusual ones.. like "Is your dad a terrorist... coz you are a bombshell"... or " Is your watch working, for me the time stopped the moment I saw you"\n\nGood pick up lines and then get introduced to each other.. just dont rush into things otherwise it seems that the guy is desperate.\nAnd then when you end your first convo with her ask for her number and after talking to her once or twice ask her out.\n\nPs: Dont be blunt with any stranger coz that might just turn out to be a very wrong choice.
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Be yourself and DON'T be a pervert....simple as that!!
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man all you have to do is be yourself....no need with pickup lines...just talk to her as apersopn and you have nothing to worry about. Confidence is a trait to have when dealing with the opposite sex and on top of that worst case senario she could say no..or she isnt into like you are to her....
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ask them questions.........ask them to help you out in anyway........ask to help them in anyways...........ask about their hair or clothing............make up excuses to communicate with them........are you really really shy? start by simply saying "Hello" to them as they pass you by as you walk..........very casual........make yourself comfortable with saying "Hello" to them. All of them! Say "Hello" to any woman......then when you feel comfortable with this add a simple question such as "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "Pardon me, where is the nearest public telephone" As you have more experiences with women you will feel more comfortable approaching and talking to women you find attractive.
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Not to try too hard to impress her.  She will be impressed by your natural character, not by being fake.  You've got to have character in you man!
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By being yourself and not being fake...have some jokes to tell
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Say something mildly dismissive (but not grossly offensive) about her appearance. According to pick-up artists it works a treat. never tried it myself.
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Be yourself and relax.Good manners are a plus\nwith most women,as is a sense of humor.