The reflection in my toaster makes my bottom look REALLY BIG!  Should I throw it out ...?
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I see the smart ----- got in on this.Trevor is right so DON'T throw away the toaster.The effect is much like the mirrors in carnivals designed to make us look funny.
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use a soft cloth like the one you got with the psp or you might check the psps laser cause it might be dirty
1074127
Don't clean it.\n\nTake 10 sickdays off and come in with a tan.
13857
Get a new one. The split could become contaminated and is very hard to clean.
600507
Chop it off!  Why did you put vinegar onto a brown spot anyways!!  Put baking powder onto it if you want to reverse the effect of the vinegar.
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When you are inside take it off.  Not much simpler than that.\n\nUnless they serve a purpose such as shade, protection or keeping warm they are useless.  Why bother wearing it sideways, backwards or upside down ?  It only makes you look like a ridiculous dimwitted fool !!!!!!
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well is there someway to get a cloth inside? ... if not ... could you make a rack to put in the oven to let it air out with heat? make sure the oven is at a low temp ... and see if that works ... if that doesnt work you could always go the hairdryer method ... and if you dont want to do that ... SUN LIGHT! ... have fun ...
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Go take a bath and soap it off. Don;t put it that close to ur privates
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Yup take it back.\nIt will only get worse and very fast. You have a bad pc. It happens
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Your LCD screen is as sensitive as your eyeball. No harsh chemicals, no harsh abrasives.\n\nIf you think the screen is not that sensitive, press on the screen very gently with an index card and watch the screen display image start to distort. Again think eyeball while cleaning.\n\nI use distilled water and a soft cloth. \n\nIf this is a notebook don't mistake keyboard impressions as dust or grime. I have seen dozens of Dell and Apple notebook key images scored into the LCD screen. They can't be cleaned.
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wipe it with a clean cloth, or use compress air
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Yes,and my toaster is a perfect image of my wife!!!!!!!! lol I'm just kidding.
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Maimed, hung drew and quartered it.  Your husband is completely right!  It's a disgrace and rarely - if ever - do you get a good cover.  It can even ruin the original for you:(
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just stick your finger in there and mush it out! better yet, grab a spoon!
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Remove the filter. Clean with a soapy sponge. Re-insert. Keep looking hot ! I'm sorry beautiful lady but everytime I check these answers your pretty face makes me melt. I would clean the filter for you if only I could.
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Stop looking in the mirror.\njus kiddin.... : )
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If it fell butter side up, you might just pick it up, thinking whew that was a close one. When it falls butter down it gets hair and gross stuff all stuck in the butter, a more memorable experience. \n\nTest have been done and the results where that toast doesn't fall on one side more than the other. So the only explanation for this interesting thing is that it's a perception problem as I stated in the first part