Q: Why don't women fart?
365636
we do!!!! but in a secret way!
958666
not all fat women are smelly some skinny women are smelly also the same for men fat and thin its to do with the sweat glands and do you have a fear of fat women or what
677028
Well Fart Man :) you might lay off the simple carbohydrates for starters. That can really give you gas. \n\nIf you feel one coming on you should excuse yourself and go into another room with a door to shut. Shut the door... fart...  come out and then BE SURE to close the door behind you! :) Air yourself out then return to her. \n\nNo one like smelling other peoples farts so I hope you are in shape so you can move when you need to. I really don't think it would be fare if further down the road you started getting put off and even possibly angry at her for you needing to get up to keep her breath space unpolluted. \n\nMaybe you could take charcoal tablets and reduce or eliminate simple carbs. \n\nI did see this guy on that Inventors show that had invented a FART PAD that one places in the underpants to absorb the odor. I thought it was a great invention... The judges just laughed at his invention...The judges seemed pretty immature.  What a shame. That guy might have them on the Internet though. I forgot what he called them. \n\nGood luck!
44686
Because it closer to the begining of the digestive journey.   When a fart comes out - it has had to go through the intestines and it picks up all the stinks that are in there!!  The gases get more noxious if you have a stomache ache too - for some reason it just rots in there and really wreaks everyone out when you pass it.
97915
hmmmmm............maybe you're gassy????
438883
Probably because of the funny noises and the funny faces that soon follow the funny noises.\n\nBut they are never farts you hear ~ they are "barking spiders" ~ didn't your Mom teach you anything.  Sheesh!
888608
Yes, she farts in public all the time and tries to blame me! But on the plus side I once found her in the library because i heard the fart in the next aisle and i knew it could only be her.\nPlus she once told me i was so fat i could roll down a hill. \nI love her to bits.
538227
Lots of protein in your diet will cause you to fart a lot. Eggs have tons of protein. So, maybe.
548828
Well,its is not that your fart smell as much,it is also where you release waste matter in your body.if you put two together well a guess out come a "PUFF OF A POOP"
677286
It's the body's way of getting rid of all the stuff from the uterus that it isn't going to need to sustain a child. Since the woman is not pregnant, she will expell it. If she were pregnant, it wouldn't occur.
673986
Hey I have an idea.  If that works, you should fart in a coffee can and mail it to me, Ill open it and see if it still smells.  If that works you can share your farts with people all over the world and not just your friends. We could even sell it on eBay, but I would have to get some money cuz I though of the idea.\n\nShe might want to try washing her bellybutton once in a while because I never heard of that problem.
399838
aah yes...it's common in many women actually, and preeeetttyy embarrasing/funny if it happens during sex. we here in canada like to refer to it as pus*y fart...basically its when air gets into ur vagina, usually due to positioning of the uterus in intercourse, or because the vaginal muscles are released and relaxed while masturbating, causing air to get in. the pain is from air build up...usually hurting way deep in the gut when something (a penis, or any other funky object) is penetrating, pushing the air deeper in the uterus with no where to go. if u feel the pain and u haven't had any sexual experiences, then maybe u should see a gyno and figure out what's wrong.
188116
What makes women different from men?  Of course they fart.  But, their farts smell like roses.
668070
Guess its a decent way to get rid of 'used' girl friends.. The next time u see her.. dont forget to close ur nose.\nINSULT TO INJURY.. EH.\nI basically love insulting girls.. But i should warn you, If you try to control farting.. the gas will stay in ur tummy and come out thru your mouth some day :-) really!!!!\nJust imagine.....\neh.... ah... uh... ouch..... (barfing here)!!!
626995
yes, it is ,the release of gas built up in your system  is important  to release as nature intended --- all this talk of it being impolite is killing us. colon rectal cancer, ulcers any number of gastrointestinal problems can be linked to not farting when the  need presents itself .no matter where you  are you should freely pass gas and remind people that you are only doing what is natural.
377746
vibration of the spincter muscle there, which allows, well, stuff to pass out at will and not uncontrollably! a fart is a pretty powerful thing!
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............