Correctly translate this simple Japanese paragraph for 10 points.?
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Watashi wa nihongo ga wakaranai node, watashiga blog ni toukou surunowa korega saisho de saigo desu. koko ni dareka eigo o ryuchou ni hanasu hitowa imasuka? motto (XYZ person) nitsuite shiritai node, dareka honyaku shite tetsudatte kureru hitoga iruto tasukari masu. (abc@yahoo.com) ni contact shitekudasai. Arigatou.
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Dude!!! That hitomi girl has put up a post regarding you stealing her joke! Are you sure you asked her permission? And in what language?- Japanese? English? Chinese?\nDo something before she sobs and does something zany like copyrighting the joke!\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnUOXV00ioSuIPa0ZEtCs4_zy6IX?qid=1006040411915\n\nBy the way, joke was good.
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You may want to translate more than this one phrase.\n\nTry using  babelfish\n\nhttp://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
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Japanese:   私は逃す。\n\nChinese: 我想念您。\n\nGerman: Ich vermisse Sie.
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Nick, the way you have explained your question is confusing to us English speakers! Can you ask someone to translate it, because I think your idea is going to be a good one!
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Try this translator, bookmark it for future reference.\n\nhttp://babelfish.altavista.com/
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Japanese:\n\n1. これは分かりましたか [kore wa wakarimashita ka]\n2. 大好き。[daisuki]\n3. 大嫌い。 [daikirai]\n4. ヘザーはブス [heza- wa busu]\n5. マックアンドチーズが好き [maku ando chi-zu ga suki]\n6. 知りません[shirimasen]\n7. 一番好きなトリックは何ですか [ichiban suki na torikku wa nan desu ka]\n8. 伊藤由奈の歌が好き [Itou Yuna no uta ga suki]\n9. 浜崎あゆみの歌が好き [Hamasaki Ayumi no uta ga suki]\n10. 倖田來未の歌が好き（じゃあ、少し）[Kouda Kumi no uta ga suki (jaa, sukoshi)]\n11. クォン・ボアの歌が好き（すべての） [Kon Boa no uta ga suki (subete no)]\n12. 易しい！ [yasashii]\n13. 難しい！ [muzukashii]\n14. 写真が好きわ！ [shashin ga suki wa]\n15. 友達のブルークはとっても滑稽 [tomodachi no Buru-ku wa tottemo kokkei]\n16. 友達のジュリアは妹 [tomodachi no jyuria wa imouto] (Change imouto to onee if she's older. Onee = お姉)\n17. 学校はあるないの日が好き [gakkou wa arunai no hi ga suki]\n18. You already asked this one.\n19. アステンが大好き [asuten ga daisuki]\n20. これは歌が好き！ [kore wa uta ga suki]\n21. ヘザーが嫌い [heza- ga kirai]\n22. アジアンな人から、ついている！ [Ajian na hito kara, tsuite iru]\n23. 「好きじゃない」と言うだけね。 ["Suki janai" to iu dake ne]\n\n--\nI refuse to translate a song, though. That's just stupid.
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はじめまして　HAJIMEMASHITE\nエミルと言います。EMIR TO I'IMASU\nパレスチンから来ました PARESUCHIN KARA KIMASHITA\nどうぞよろしく DOUZO YOROSHIKU\n\n"A" like pronounce "Us"\n"I"  like pronounce "will"\n"E" like pronounce "tEn"\n"U" like pronounce "yoU'\n"O' like pronounce "Old"\nJapanese is easy to pronounced, you can pronounce it well.
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(-: How polite are you being?\n\nPet is almost the same in English and Japanese.  Do you know the name of the person you are asking?  Let's say it's Tanaka's pet. (Yes, it's more polite to call use third-person even if it's a second-person conversation.)\n\nTanaka-san no petto desu ka?\n\nIf you don't know, try plain "you"\nAnata no petto desu ka?\n\nOr a slightly colder "you"\nOtaku no petto desu ka?\n\nOh, how cute!\nAra! Kawaii, ne!\n\nHe is pooping in my yard (and I want you to do something about it).\nUchi no niwa ni unko shite iru rashii desu kedo.\n\n(-: Hope that helps.
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plz write in english.
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Mirai E (KIRORO)\nHora! Ashimoto wo mitegoran\nKore ga anata no ayumu michi\nHora! Mae wo mitegoran\nAre ga anata no mirai\n\nHaha ga kureta takusan no yasashii sa\nAi wo idaite ayume to kurikaeshita\nAno toki wa mada osanakute imi nado shiranai\nSonna watashi no te wo nigiri issho ni ayunde kita\nYume wa itsumo sora takaku aru kara\nTodo ka nakute kowai ne dakedo oitsudzukeru no\nJibun no SUTO-RI dakara koso akirametakunai\nFuan ni naru to te wo nigiri issho ni ayunde kita\n\nSono yasashii sa wo toki ni wa iyagari\nHanareta haha e sunao ni narezu\n\nHora! Ashimoto wo mitegoran\nKore ga anata no ayumu michi\nHora! Mae wo mitegoran\nAre ga anata no mirai\n\nSono yasashii sa wo toki ni wa iyagari\nHanareta haha e sunao ni narezu\n\nHora! Ashimoto wo mitegoran\nKore ga anata no ayumu michi\nHora! Mae wo mitegoran\nAre ga anata no mirai\nHora! Ashimoto wo mitegoran\nKore ga anata no ayumu michi\nHora! Mae wo mitegoran\nAre ga anata no mirai\n\nMirai e mukatte\nYukkuri to aruite yuku\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTo The Future (Kiroro)\nLook! Look underfoot\nThis is your path to walk\nLook! Look at what's before you\nThat over there is your future\n\nMy mother gave me much kindness\nWhile embracing love, I returned to my dreams\nI was still a child then, and didn't understand the significance when\nShe held my hand and we walked together\nDreams are always sky high and\nthough fearful, we still continue to reach for them\nI should know this story because I never gave up\nAlthough I was uneasy, we walked together\n\nAt times, I hated that kindness,\nyet I would become weak when separated from her\n\nLook! Look underfoot\nThis is your path to walk\nLook! Look at what's before you\nThat over there is your future\n\nAt times, I hated that kindness,\nyet I would become weak when separated from her\n\nLook! Look underfoot\nThis is your path to walk\nLook! Look at what's before you\nThat over there is your future\nLook! Look underfoot\nThis is your path to walk\nLook! Look at what's before you\nThat over there is your future\n\nFace your future,\nand slowly approach it
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http://www.tialsoft.com/japanese-translation/
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I like to use http://babelfish.altavista.com/ I use it for translating Japanese and Spanish but it has heaps of other languages... but like all other online translators they are never accurate! But its good to use if you just need to get a jist of what is being said... but for EXACT translations its not so reliable!!\n\nHope i helped!! :)
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☆Good morning, politely or with respect is 'Ohayou gozaimasu'. Generally you can say 'Ohayou!'.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+morning&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Good afternoon/good day is 'konnichiwa'. It is also used for 'Hello!' up until evening.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+day&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Good evening is 'konbanwa'.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+evening&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Good night is 'Oyasumi'. Politely or with respect is 'Oyasumi nasai'.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+night&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Hope this helps!(*^o^*) I live in Japan and say these things everyday!♡
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http://www.parstranslator.net/eng/Translate.htm
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Goto Google Translate... The translations aren't perfect, but at least it's a start...\n\nhttp://translate.google.com/translate\n\n(I just tried the English->Japanese, which worked well. Then I tried Japanese->English and it didn't do as well:\n\n"Hi, my name is Nakamori Akina!" got translated to:\n"Today, as for my name they are the medium forest discernment greens!"\n\nIt did a literal translation of her name...)\n\nThen you'll have to create a duplicate copy of your site for each language or you could store all the text in a database and retrieve it based on the language requested...
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Utsukushii Shibuya\n\ngaijin dato yubi wo sasu\ntanin (hito) wo mikudasu youna me de\n(mizo wo fukame rudakeno)\npuranodo ya _ ha no kabe ni kakawatsu teru baai janai\nsou, zutsuto, sai kiro utoshiteta\nhizun da kokoro (mono) tataki naoshi\nkun ha, sonna boku wowakatsutekureru megami\nkun ni _ eyou\nI love you so...\ndetsuto, kun wo sagashi _ ke nando mo naki takunatsuta\nano aozora no shita, wakare no kotoba wo majiwa shita\nkun ni _ etakatsuta\nI love you so...\nwasure naide\ntemo, I love you so...\n\nSorry it took so long, I had something to take care of. I didn't recongnise all of the kanji (Chinese characters), so this is what I came up with. The underlined characters are the ones I don't know.