funniest yo mama joke?
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Yo mama so nasty you asked her what was for dinner and she pulled down her pants and said Crabs.\n\nYo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu\n\nYo mama is so ugly she made Ray Charles Flinch\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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Yo mama's so stupid.. she tried putting m&m's in alphabetical order
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yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina \n\nyo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"\n\nyo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.\n\nYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.\n\nYo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. \n\nyo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"\n\nyo mama's like a wooden board flat, hard, and easy to nail!
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street... asked her what she was doin?\nand she replied: "moving!!!"
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money\nYo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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these yo mamma jokes in another question\n\nYo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends\nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers\nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark\nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone\nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong\nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice\nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals\nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nyo mamma so fat, that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck!\nyo mamma so fat, that she needs to use a bookmark, to find her belly button\nyo mamma so fat that when she walks by the television screen, you miss 3 seasons of friends
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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Yo mama so cheap she hang toilet paper up to dry.\n\n(Gross.)
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Yo Mama is so dumb when they wanted to take a pap smear.. she said.. "you ain't takin no fatherhood test on me"
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.\nYo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.\nYo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.\nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.\nYo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.\nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.\nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.\nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass.\nYo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.\nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"\nYo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.\nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!\nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.\nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.\nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.\nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.\nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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i think this one is funny:\nA little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is\n baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over\n his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."\n\n His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your\n father".\n\n He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad,\n I'm a white boy."\n\n His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your\n grandmother."\n\n The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira,\n abuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in\n the face and sends him back to his mother.\n\n His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"\n\n To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white\n for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans."
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i don't have all of 'em, but i do have a few funny ones. yo' mama is so fat:\n1. when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world\n 2.when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out\n3. when i slapped her thigh, i rode the waves and went bye-bye\n\ngo to http://ahajokes.com or http://yomama.com for a complete list
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yo momma so fat she dont need internet she already worldwide.\nyo momma so old when she went to school there werent history class!
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Yo Mamma's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.\nYo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up \nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise \nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone \nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors \nYo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... \nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world \nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy \nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! \nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" \nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" \nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized \nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway \nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets \nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th \nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" \nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" \nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. \nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. \nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code! \nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! \nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.\n\nYo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.\n\nYo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died.\n\nYo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class.