why did the chiken cross the road?
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cuz it heard you had recently given up sheep
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The chicken was unaware that streets have long memories and short tempers.  Once you cross a street, it will bear a grudge for years and sooner or later it will get revenge for your act of faithlessness.  Never cross a street and expecially never double-cross one.
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Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot
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To get to the other side?
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The chicken, that crossed the road, to chuck wood with the woodchuck.
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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Don't let it cross the road?
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to get to the other side...
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To get to the other side.
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Cuz he was stuck in the chicken!
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Because these neighborhoods have very LARGE birds. And these birds eat humans in the middle of the night. They can digest everything but the shoes so when they are perching on those phone lines and they have to go pooh, out comes the white stuff... and the shoes.\nAnd they hang there because the laces get knotted up in their digestive tracts.
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Because it need to get to the other side.\n\nOld joke.
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Because they are chiken , and free,\nWhat is the matter ? man !
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Because he was tied to the chicken?
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Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
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Oh...whew! I thought this was another "Why did the chicken cross the road" question!!!