What's the most stuff you've taken from your job?
361410
Free food. I used to work at a grocery store and we'd all just write stuff off if we were hungry. Managers too.
269525
What did you take???\nSound like you have mushrooms!!!
105807
Well, let's see... Last Wednesday, I got caught for stealing software from the school I paid $20,000 for. On Sunday, the local pigs came and towed away a vehicle because some stupid punk kid decided to throw a rock through it Friday night, and I wasn't home over the weekend to clean it up, and I got a ticket for "Offensive Littering". Then Monday rolled around and I had to meet with the heads of my school, who determined that my actions were egregious and kicked me out on my behind. Then, of course, since my family co-signed for the loan, I didn't know what I was going to tell them. Thought for about 30 minutes about shooting myself in the head (haven't thought about that since I was 11) and figured my life was over. A former instructor heard, and told the administration Tuesday morning, who called their local police, who called my local police, who showed back up and decided to haul me to the local hospital for a mental evaluation to make sure I wasn't going to harm myself or others, which I wasn't, in handcuffs, of course, not under arrest, and then learned from a former classmate that the school is trying to screw me even further by reporting me to Microsoft and trying to get my Microsoft Certifications revoked. It's been a f***ed up week.
1156914
i woke up and started drinking at 7am before i went into work pissdrunk.  while on my lunch break i removed my syringes from my lunchbox and shot some heroin into my limp veins.  then i smoked some pot to calm me down.  when i got off work i drove to the ghetto, bought some crack, smoked it, and had sex with a prostitute without a condom.  then i killed a bum.\n\nall in a day's work.
932404
No you can't.  Also, why were you fired?  Or did you quit?
753864
First I delievered newspapers.\n\nMy next job was at McDonald's.  After two months there I turned in my two weeks notice and swore I would never work fast food again.  About eight years later I was faced with a choice of working at McDonald's again, or living in a cardboard box.  Well, I made the best of it and worked my way in to management in less than a year.\n\nAfter eight years there, I switched careers to emergency medical.  I am an EMT for a fire company ambulance and will be going to nursing scholl next spring.
1085315
dude!share whatever in the hell you took
38083
What did you take it apart for?
910756
Haircut, clean pressed clothes, shiny shoes and clean manicured nails!  These are the first things I look at when interviewing, everything else comes later!
398638
I once went on a trip for 3 days - work related. When I came back my wife left me two t-shirts, and a pair of jeans. She went to Kohls and bought me four slacks and some polos. I got the hint.
524813
Where I used to work:\n\nCoke and marijuana use\n\nLots of sleeping around.  One guy reputedly slept with about 15 female co-workers.  Others ranged anywhere from 1-6 co-workers, including managers with subordinates.  Lots of doing the nasty behind closed doors at the workplace.\n\nOne woman used to masturbate at her desk.\n\nOne guy had a prostitute come to his office after hours.\n\nLots of padding expense reports.  Lots of putting personal expenses and entertainment on expense reports - some to the tune of over $5000.\n\nChefs not washing their hands after using the bathroom - number 2!\n\nand on and on.
699879
I skived off work early last friday, \nwhen I got home I heard some noises upstairs so I crept up slowly and peered through the bedroom door only to see my wife naked in bed with my boss, \n\nJESUS ! lucky they didn't see me, I nearly got caught!
108457
where did you take it?
1072462
I work at a fast food place (well I did work - I didn't get fired because of this but it was the second to last day I was working there because I moved to another state) and it was during a rush.  \n\nWell I was working with the food, making sandwiches upon sandwiches and trying to clean up the messes that I was creating in between orders.  And anyway, I put a sandwich together and threw it out to the front for the manager to put it in a bag and I noticed that the meat part of the sandwich was still at the counter with me and I asked the manager if I had put meat in the sandwich and the manager looked and said yes.  \n\nSo, like anyone else, I figured that I had made it in anticpation of another sandwich.  Turns out there were paper towls (which are the SAME color as the meat) in the sandwich and I got in trouble by the manager even though she CHECKED the sandwich before giving it to the customer.\n\nSo, I guess thats more of a BAD day instead of a most EMBARASSING moment... even though it was pretty embarassing for me.  =(
92297
True..but the contents also depend on what you had recently...(ex. alcohol , medicine etc..
130710
clothes ,purses, boxes, coat hangers, shoes and I am not sure about my cd player I havent gotten any new ones in a while so I been playing the radio
560393
can i please have some of what u have had