What's the most funny lawsuit you ever heard of?
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I like the one where fat people sue McDonalds for making them fat....I've been forced into McDonalds by gunpoint and made to eat Big Macs, haven't you?  What a bunch of idiots.  And the lawyers who represent them are even worse.  In my class on Torts (civil suits), there are enough ridiculous cases to go around...an assault is an intentional harmful or offensive contact....and offensive can be what the reasonable person deems so.....so you can only imagine.
357377
If you sue over a battery leaking, then I will sue because I got onions on my hamburger when I asked for no onions.  \n\nKeep it up and you lawsuit happy people will make everything too expensive to own, except to the lawyers who make all the money.
479920
worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
873904
ROTFLMAOASTC LOL that is the best one i have heard all day LOL i am stil laughing at this LOL oh god i have tears in my eyes LOL you are too funny LOL
723528
Yes they can be sued, if you have grounds for a law suit!
412130
old joke.\n\ncat suit
846048
funny =) gave me a giggle!
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
912065
LMAOOOO that was madd funny\nhaha\nthanks for the laugh =]
925368
LMAO!! Not only is it hard to believe the stupidity of the people who instigate these lawsuits-but it makes me wonder how brain dead you have to be to be a juror that allows these idiots to win these cases!
753700
Buddy and his practical jokes put a piece of sandpaper in a co workers sandwich almost the size of the bread, Buddy (victim) had no teeth to bite through his sandwich.\n\nIt was quite comical albeit cruel.\n\nnew guys get sent for the strangest tools such as the board stretcher or the sky hook or a can of striped paint a left handed hammer etc, thats always a farce to initiate the greenhorn\n\nOb1
1049762
sounds like a lawsuit in the making.
210953
Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
797753
true\n\nI want to sue this guy\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN5StQAr7n0
1159309
These are called spoonerisms. They can be really funny.
1089032
The one with Richard Simmons.  OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.  Here's a link to the skit:  http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/106174/
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Here is a story I told someone on here recently that wanted a laugh....it usually cracks people up. It is totally true...\n\n\nOne day, my brothers and sister in law were driving down a country road. They were behind a pick up truck for quite a while and noticed he was driving pretty slow. It was really windy out that day, so they just assumed it was an old man driving the truck and he was scared to drive fast in the wind, lol....\n\nanyway, all of the sudden a big gust of wind came and tore the plastic bed liner out of the back of the pickup truck. It goes flying up in the air and was spinning in circles all over the place. They slowed down and just watched it flying in mid air for a good 30 seconds. All of the sudden it went flying toward the ground and ended up hitting this guy on his lawn mower in the back of the head! The poor guy was just out mowing his lawn and all of the sudden something hits him from nowhere! Can you imagine what he was thinking? \n\nJust picturing the whole thing happening is hilarious.\n\nOh, by the way....long story short, the guy was ok.