I just took a dump and my poop dissappeared!  Can anyone explain this phenomenon?
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The poop disappeared without you flushing the toilet?  There's only one explanation:  the Poop Fairy took it.  Look under you bath mat for the quarter she leaves.
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since you say you've pooped, its probably a stomach bug.  make sure you drink lots of liquids water/tea, not soda or beer, and eat non fatty food, like toast or pasta.  if the symptoms continue for a while...go see a doctor.  \nif you vomit repeatedly over the time of a cpl of hrs...go see a doctor.  \nbut im not a doctor...so you're best bet would probably be to call your doctor or emergency room, describe your symptoms, and they'll let you know if/when you should come in.
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OMG .... I think I peed my pants a 'lil bit, gotta go check ... thanks a lot!! :)
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You probably have mild alcohol poisoning. Your body is just trying to get rid of the crap.\n\nSome people puke....you poop
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Okay you asked for it. You know when you sit on the toilet to poo? well do that but in your pants. When you feel a mushy senstation and smell what you ate yesterday you know that you have succesfully pooped yourself.
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lmao, mr chili that's so funny.  The odor from flatulation (fart) is actually microscopic particles of feces along with body heat and gases. That is where the smell comes from. \n Once those particles are no longer airborne and fall to the ground the smell can no longer be detected, it's at your feet not up at nose level.\n\nDid you really poot in a box and seal it up? Ahhhh-haaa. LOL!!
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It's just how the muscles are set up, I guess. Sometime when you've finished peeing, try attempting to take a dump when you don't have to. More pee will come out than you realized was in there.
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i think i just crapped myself
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I heard, (but I have never witnessed this before), that you will get constipated and the poop can back up the digestive tract and you will vomit poop. Gross... \n\nNow this I have seen before, sometimes if the poop is super hard and cannot be passed the normal way, it has to be surgically removed. Why? Because the hard poop or even intense rectal stimulation can stimulate a vagal receptor in the bowel that can make you pass out and cause your heart rate to drop to a dangerously low level. \n\nI know, more information than you wanted.
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no bowel movement for 3 or 4 days the feeling of bloating and fullness and tightness in the lower abdomen.if you havent voided in that time frame i suggest a enema for a quick solution by not having a bm the intestines can become inflamed and infection is inevitable.dont strain when having a compacted stool you can burst a vessel or anything else you can think of.eat lots of fiber and stay active.the lower bowel gets lubrication from your body and by drinking water you will overcome your problem
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perhaps u dont eat enough fiber, so your intestines arent as able to compact your feces as tightly, resulting in less dense feces which float in water. Eat more fiber, and u should have the brown submarines in the toilet bowl. lol
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Maybe you imagined it. The technical name for this is "Perceived Defecation" I suggest you schedule a consultation with the Poo Poo Queen at once.
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Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
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Magic poo? Lol perhaps poo was hard enough or you are constipated so poo had little water content to adhere to anus walls. That’s not good, because constipation indicated lack of diet fiber or another cause must be investigated.
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Got a fecal fixation, do we?  Poop is brown cause...cause that's just what color it is.  Who cares?  What kind of question is that?  But yes, Yahoo! Answers has gotten beyond ridiculous with their violation-happy staff.
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you probably have an intestinal virus. i would see a doctor if i were you. you might want to try adding more fiber to your diet (which sounds weird, but this happened to an exboyfriend and that's what he had to do).
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What you have been eating determines the consistancy of your poo. Eating nothing but salad? Lots of veggies? The higher water content makes your poo squishier, and thus it sticks to your bum. Eating lots of dairy and meat? you're pooing a brick, more than likely.