when someone says  they have aunts in their pants, what kind of sick incestuous freak are they?
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They don't mean that they have THEIR aunts in their pants, silly.  They mean someone else's aunts.  It's like that whole milf thing, although in this case I guess it would be ailf.
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INCEST??? I don't think you are really in love with her, it might just be a confusion. \n\nPlease if you still resist the urge of falling in love with your aunt, do it!!!\n\nThere are many girls around, try o focus your attention on them.
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Yes my former sister inlaw told me..she had to soak her feet in hot wax and keep em soft..i guess she just had to keep up with her feet and take care of them as much as the rest of her.LOL funny i knows this is the only person i know that her hubby has the fetish... Should of seen the look on her moms face when she said something in front of everyone...Was a kodak moment!!!
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Your mother.\n\nThat's the closest relationship.  She could also be your uncle's wife.
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i think it was sh!t or a$$, might have been sh!ta$$. my aunt was a master at cussing, and she was always saying things like you don't know sh!t from shine ola and your uncle don't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground. cracks me up thinking about some of the stuff she would say.
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I'm 'fraid so unless otherwise requested. They actually put pantyhose on my mother-in-law. I want to be in my jammies and then cremated just to be sure I don't spend eternity in pantyhose.
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He's a dirty son of a b!tc# who is sexually stimulated by his own sister's undies. Tell your folks, and watch out, because he might try to sexually molest you. Call the police if he tries anything.
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I would almost bang my auntie.Never me mom.
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Suppose that your aunt has a daughter named Pam. Pam is your cousin. Pam is also your first cousin. \n\nIf you and Pam both have kids, the kids are second cousins. \n\nYour child is Pam's first cousin, once removed. \n\nYour child's child is Pam's first cousin, twice removed.
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Gracious, that is not even a penny in the pot next to my husband.  Or Brothers for that matter.  How about putting on female lingerie, female thongs, and yes even bras in Walmart and chasing you around like that.  Even though it is on the outside of their clothes they find it hilarious.  Thank Goodness it is not a everyday occurrence.  How about them passing gas and blaming it on you or the kids and someone passes out after passing you in the isle.  Gross Huh.
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My aunt does that. It's gross.
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It's confusing question but if it is a girl's Mom than her call her Mrs. until she says different and the aunts call them aunt if you like................
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F*cking weirdo.......
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its not incest but its nasty and you might get pregnant! what will you tell your child "Honey this is your daddy but he is also your step uncle." Grow up and find someone else to mess around with.
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Weird or freak....lol
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im so glad you pointed this out\n\nthere is nothing in the world sillier and screams "wannabe-sex fiend" than someone with fuzzy handcuffs\n\nmy ex-wife made a point of leaving these out in view last time i went to see her probably just to show me that she was now a sex freak\n\nlol, nice try there
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This depends on which side the aunt is related on. \nUmtee if the aunt is your father's sister\nKhatlee if the aunt is your mother's sister.   \n(spelled phonetically)\nThis also applies to uncles\nUmee would be your father's brother\nKhalee would be your mother's brother