A bug of some sort is quietly tick-tick-ticking behind my wooden bathroom cabinet.  What's it likely to be?
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Get out, get out now, don't look back, grab the kids and the animals and GET OUT...I cant believe they are back so soon, the minions of Satin and Armageddon!
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Oooh...sounds like ants to me.
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There is a bug regarding this....
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Yes, I have ants in my kitchen.  Set out some bay leaves.  Seems to have made a difference.
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Probe the sofa crevices.  That'll usually do it.  If not you still find neat stuff.
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Sounds like a butterfly caterpillar, or maybe a coleopteran larva. Could you provide a photograph, or a more detailed description?\nDoes it look at least similar to this:\nhttp://www.artcrawl.com/cgi-bin/artcrawl/ac.sla2?ai=4068*41290\nor this?\nhttp://www.ent.iastate.edu/images/coleoptera/curculionidae/0669.12cloverwlarva6in.jpg\nOr none of the above?\n\nI'll check back :-)
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If it's making a loud repetitive noise, it could be a toad or frog. What is it that you feed it?\n\n-------------\nUpdate: Do you _have_ a garbage disposal system? Because  the other answers are good... I'm intrigued.
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that thing in the back of my fridge.Hey!Wait,Did you hear that?I think it escaped...RUN!!!\n\n(it's been there a long time)
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huh? liek roach? eww i hate those i get chills sometimes. put a paper towle over it, step on the towel, swipe it up and flush it down the toilet!
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Hi! I believe it's a Compsocerus violaceus. Here in Argentina it is commonly known as "Santa Rita", and it belongs to family Cerambycidae (long-horned, wood boring bugs).\nCheck the photograph at the link just to be sure!
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Leave it alone with a door or window open.  Dragonflys will often move on after a while.
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Look in moist wood areas for carpenter ants. They are fairly large as far as ants go.
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String. Doorknob. Slam.\n\nProblem solved.
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It's a ghost.\n\nI kid.\n\nYou could just be getting interference from something around it. My wireless mouse will do that from time to time too.
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It stays up in the main bathroom. In my bathroom it stays down. \n☺
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Ok, that's f*cked up!  Where to hell do you live?  You always have strange weird @ss things going on outside your house.  I don't know whether to be curious or scared.
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I currently live in a log home and get carpenter ants all the time. I wipe the walls with bleach water as soon as I see one and they don't come back for a year. I try to wipe the walls with bleach water at least 2times during the summer(once to get rid of them and the second time to keep them away).\n\n\nJust thought I would let you know that rmaylaura is interested in ya. I seen a question she asked and she wants you to take notice in her. To bad I was hopin' I caught your eye. I guess too little too late;( Also I have a question for ya. Just click on my profile and it will be under the questions I asked.