Wife of blind was kidnapped by deaf.Dumb man sees kidnaping.How will dumb tell blind that his wife was kidnpd?
375100
So... the dumb man saw the blind man's wife being kidnapped by a deaf person... how will the dumb man tell the blind man? By speaking to him?\n\nA person who doesn't use spell check asks a question (riddle). Other people read it and it doesn't make any sense. It was supposed to be a riddle that made you think, an instead you had to try to figure out what was being said to beging with. Who's the idiot here?....\nobviously me for putting in any effort, let alone this much.
941974
Couldn't tell you because I don't know what "dumbing her" means. My only guess is that, since "dumb" originally meant "silent or unable to speak" you mean that he is making her shut up. I dont know how that really works with your question, however.
505082
communicate with another man through sign language and make that person tell the blind man orally.
655763
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE\n\n George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him  that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the  bedroom window.\n\nGeorge opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.\n\nHe phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.\n\nGeorge said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.           \n \n"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.  Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.\n\nWithin five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and  caught the burglars red-handed.            \n \nOne of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"     \n \nGeorge said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
976123
Start with a friendly joke.\n\nI know this guy, his bank rang up and said they think his wife's credit card had been stolen as the were unusual transactions.\n\nHe said "yes he knows"  they said "what do you want to do about it" he said "Nothing" they said "why"  He said "Because they are spending less per month than my wife was"\n\nTalk about why you think they make an amazing couple.  Do not talk about what you guys use to get up to.  Talk about his integrity and loyalty.\n\nAlso mention that, "This is the best wedding you have ever been to"  Tell the group that "You have never seen so many tears of happiness and joy"  Mention that "even the cake is in tiers"\n\nFinally, say "Could everyone please be upstanding.  Please raise your glasses...  May you live as long as you love... Love as long as you live... Live to Love... Love to Live, Live in Love.  To the Bride and Groom (raise glass)"
1095916
hermit crab: shut up. She explained herself, now leave her alone. She obviously doens't need your help.\n\nKay: I need you to contact me and tell me what you know about your husband's death. I need date, time, location, etc. Let me know what is going on with you and the kids too. I look forward to your contact.
307675
and women wonder why men consider them dumb.\n\nmake a decision, tell him and do it.  it's too late to worry about hurting someone's feelings.
177924
hmmm .. we need to find a blind man and ask him cuz i sure have no clue
185638
If she won't take you for your word, set him up for a fall. Make sure she has consented to this prior or you will find yourself without a friend.  They say that love is blind, but it can also be deaf and dumb too. Good luck in this endeavor.
472146
VERY SIMPLE,SINCE THE BLIND CAN SPEAK AND HEAR,AND THE DUMB CAN SEE.\nHE WILL WALK UP TO SOME PERSON AND USE SIGN TO TELL THE PERSON TO TELL THE BLIND THAT THE DEAF IS DEAD.
453469
Ron hid out on his boat while he brainwashed others to do his work. I have a friend who sent her daughter to the church organization for their help and all she ever ended up with was a drained savings account of 5000.00 and her daughter was raped while in their custody. They said it wasn't their fault the young girl was raped because she was mentally handicapped and she got on the wrong bus to a seminar. I wonder why she was even left alone in a big city if she was mentally challenged. They are fake and greedy for money!
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and \nwere giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the \nman realized that the next day he would need his wife \nto wake him at 5:00 AMfor an early morning business flight. \nNot wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), \nhe wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." \nHe left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the \nman woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his \nflight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened \nhim when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, \n"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
1128402
Oh man, this one is tough!  I have told numerous women to get out of their homes, like right now, in situations like this.  I want to go and kick their heads in for what they do to their wives/girlfriends.  They need to go to jail and they need to be sentenced for each case of abuse and have the prison time set up so it doesn't run concurrent.  These guys need to be in there for a long time.  I would also like to have the prison population know what they are in for too.   I also like the idea of giving the wife free reign on the jerk before they send him away.  Abuse like that or raping your spouse needs some harsh penalties.  I hate them...they are bound to kill someone.  Every 3 minutes in America, a woman is killed by their partner.  I heard this on the news last week.  It is staggering and scary.  These women need to get out and seek help before it is too late.  Good question!
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Fred and his wife Rose decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.\n\nWhen they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. \n\n"What seems to be the problem?"\n\nImmediately, Fred held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Rose began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.\n\nAfter 10-15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.\n\nAfterwards, Rose sat there - speechless. He looked over at Fred who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.\n\nThe counselor spoke to Fred, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"\n\nFred scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Wednesdays and Saturdays."
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And, what did he say AFTER she kicked him in the balls and knocked him on the floor and blinded him by grinding her spike heel into his eyes...?\n\n\n(Alternative answer: Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure I don't buy a BMW! On second thought, a car that generates gas, instead of having to be filled up...? Maybe I'll buy one after all!)
667258
This is so, well, mean.  A mentally retarded person, who is blind and deaf would most likely be in a home of some sort.  There would be ways of communication.  \n\nAnd it is most likely that this person is not mentally retarded, but is called "dumb" because of the lack of formal education that is suited to his needs.  There is a special form of sign language that is used for people who are both deaf and blind.
1008439
A brick through her parents bedroom window with the message  "I wanna marry your daughter! From, the guy across the street" ought to do the trick. Good luck man, let us know how it goes.