I think that my neighbor is an alien and that's why the spaceship is here.  Who should I contact?
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Wow, take a snapshot of the spaceship and yourself and your neighbour, if you ever saw him/her.\n\nPost them online, we'll see.\n\nOr else, you should contact a psychologist!! \nhe can help you, definitely~!
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Too Many:\n\nIs your cat an alien?\n\n Friday, December 11, 1998\nCan you be sure that your cat is not really an alien in disguise? The aliens have been here for years and it's possible that the pet you have loved could be, in fact, an alien. \n\n  \n To find out if you may be harboring an alien, answer a few of the following questions and check the bottom of this article for the reasons behind the questions. The answers may startle you.\nDoes your cat....\n\n\nlike to climb trees? \nshow a strange curiosity for household appliances? \nlike to build complex models of advanced machinery? \ndisplay violent tempers and mood changes? \nsleep in odd places like the kitchen sink? \nspeak in foreign languages? \nuse the toilet instead of the litter box? \nlike to solve complex mathematical equations, especially calculus and trigonometry? \nlike to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? \nmake obscene gestures at police officers and other figures of authority? \nsometimes disappear into thin air after it causes trouble? \nIf you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, you may have an alien cat. I urge you to apply the lemon test immediately.\nHere are explanations for the previous questions:\n\n\nClimbing trees\nIt is believed that the alien home planet is very forested and the trees help relieve the alien cats of their homesickness. \nHousehold appliances\nThe aliens are trying to learn about our home defenses. They are checking out all the machinery in the house to see if it can be made into a weapon. \nComplex models\nObviously the aliens are very intelligent, and this shows that the cat is more intelligent than the average housecat, which can only build simple models. \nTempers and mood changes\nThe despicable aliens are prone to raging tempers and mood changes, unlike humans. One minute they are sleeping in your lap, the next they are hissing at you. \nSleeping in odd places\nThe kitchen sink and other hard, cold surfaces remind the aliens of their sleeping quarters aboard the mother ship. The dampness also invokes memories of their home planet. \nForeign languages\nAliens are masters of many tongues, and can speak any language that they hear for more than 60 minutes. \nLitter box\nAliens refuse to embarrass themselves and use primitive methods such as the traditional litter box. \nMathematical equations\nA favorite hobby of the aliens is solving complicated mathematical equations. Take note of these equations as they may provide clues as to the whereabouts of their homeworld. \nPeanut butter and jelly\nPeanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the most common delicacy on the aliens home planet. \nAuthority\nThe aliens may believe they are in jeopardy when confronting figures of authority. This also goes back to the temper issue. \nTrouble\nThe aliens are cowards and refuse to fess up when they are found to be responsible. The disappearing act is simply one of their natural abilities to blend into their surroundings.
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ask your neighbor, or look on the internet
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Yes, you could think that is a alien, but the faith is the real reason to believe, I think your heart will know when  God will be talking you, but is strange because in the Bible many times the people felt afraid when God was talking. May be now God dont need to show to the humans like a light or something artificial. I think God dont need more messenger because JesusChrist was so clear when he said that He is the Path and the way to God. For this reason I think, based in the Bible that God will not need talk you or appear in your house because JesusChrist is His son and you only need to follow him and his example, trying to be like him being helped by the Holy Spirit. For this reason i think if you see a light in your house, it´s obviously will be a UFO or a Alien.
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Seems from your description, you may possibly be right.  The question of what you are going to do about it, depends on how strongly you feel about it.  Why don't you contact your neighbors and see what their opinions are.  You might want to document some of your findings by taking pictures and keeping a log.  There are other things that you can do if you are absolutely sure that the house is operating as a brothel.  Post signs, etc.  But be sure of your facts first, else you might be liable for harassment and damages.
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I know one thing, if you look at it on Google earth, its bloody huge so theres probably all kinds of stuff going on there that we dont know about. A friend told me its where the government take people that they've snatched and do lots of wierd alien derived surgery on them - but he's a basket case so i wouldn't pay attention to that - he also believes that father christmas is real, this wouldn't trouble me too much but he's 37.
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Yes we are aliens. And we have very powerful cameras on our ships, I can see you know, typing on your computer. Seriously, 600 pounds, and wearing spandex? You should be arrested!
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True. My exgirlfriend was an alien. She said she was from a different planet. \nBelieve her she was!
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considering all the illegal immigration talk lately of course i believe in aliens...ok, crappy joke aside...\n\nits rather conceited for humans to think that in the huge vastness of time and space that there is us and only us...i'm rather on the fence as to whether there are or aren't aliens in the universe, its a question that will only be explained when technology can accurately answer it and not a moment sooner...unless of course little green men suddenly start landing here asking to speak to our leaders...
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The problem is, that's all most people think aliens are; little green men who ride in weird-looking UFOs. Aliens, in the true sense, would be any form of life anywhere outside Earth. Now, in a universe filled with millions of galaxies, each galaxy with trillions of stars, and each star with at least 3 planets, what do you suppose are the chances that only ONE planet had the right conditions for life? Now, as for why they haven't come to Earth, ask why we haven't gone to them. We're always under the impression that aliens would be super-advanced and omnipotent, but why would they be if we're not? For all we know, we could be the OLDEST form of sentient life in the universe. And if not, and there are alines looking for life and listening for radio signals, if we sent a radio message to the nearest (possible) habitable star system, it would be hundreds of years before it got there. And who's to say they'd even be looking in our direction? To dispute the existence of alien life just because it hasn't made contact would be like saying cells don't exist because you can't see them without a microscope.
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i'm not saying there is no aliens and i'm still not saying they are aliens but if there are aliens with techs more advance than that of ours, then they would be coming here for visits time to time. If they are at the same techs with us then we would be able to pick up their signals long time if they was there. so my guess is it's a mystery or maybe they are still in their stone age but if that was the case then we would be picking up there signals from since long time.
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yeah\nwe're aliens to some other planet millions of miles away\nheyyyyyyyyy its snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Need to call in Scotty and have him hook it straight to the warp drive...you'll be stunning them Klingons in no time!\n\n\nOr it might be like Snow White waiting for her laser printer to que up a job...."Some day my prints will come!!!"
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I am interested. Set up a video survailence, but be sure to hide it somewhere discreet, but make sure it covers the area. Go to the same place again or something and record it when this alien comes.\n\nEmail me at Digitalpimp0101@yahoo.com if you find anything else.\n\nAlso did the alien look like this? ::\n\nhttp://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20031119/wjack1/jackson_done2.jpg\n\n                       OR \n\nhttp://www.alienshift.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/gray_alien_50yrs_of_denial.jpg.w300h243.jpg
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Yes, there are aliens among us.  It is difficult to spot them because they can hide themselves by reflecting light.  Our human vision is very limited in the spectrum of light.  They utilize the light we do not see to hide themselves like their space crafts.  They are here to help us in our quest to evolve.  Governments and disinformation specialist's have placed fear about space visitors.   That is why they will not show themselves until we are ready to accept them.  They are our cosmic family beyond our planet.  Are we ready to take the next step?
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I have news for you.\n\nWe, the dominant creatures here are known as Earth-men because, this is the planet known by we inhabitants as Earth. \n\nI suggest - and quite warmly to you - that you took a wrong turning and arrived her by mistake (grin - nervous - grin).\n\nMight I suggest you get in touch with Joderal Bank or Mount Polomar, and try to 'phone home'! Maybe a friend or relative can come over and collect you! Take you home - with them!!\n\n\nRegards.\nAnonymous
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I really couldn't tell you.  It may be like the secret of my garage triangle.  I'm losing stuff in there all the time but thatdoesn't make me think it's aliens.