Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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Cause then we'd really have too many uranus jokes.
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Depends, I didn't know you could get hemorrhoids on your face. (JUST KIDDING!!!!) EWWWWWW, you have hairs on your a$$hole that are long enough to be waxed! (JUST KIDDING AGAIN!) I seriously doubt that waxing your a$$hole will give you hemorrhoids, but the person waxing your a$$hole, might get hemorrhoids after doing it! (NOT KIDDING!) That's NASTY!
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Hemorrhoids symptoms are:\n- Bright red blood covering the stool, on toilet paper, or in the toilet bowl. \n- Anal itching  \n- Painful swelling or hard lump around the anus. \n\nHemorrhoids are internal or external depends if they develop inside the passageway of the anus (internal) or around the anus (external).\n\nSince the skin is more sensitive, the external hemorrhoids are more painful than internal, unless we're talking about prolapse internal hemorrhoids, where the internal hemorrhoid prolapse (protrude) outside the anus and the pain is severe.\n\nHemorrhoids don't just disappear by it self and bigger they are more problems they cause, so it is vital to treat them as soon as possible.\n\nIt is also important to determine what the cause of hemorrhoids is. The most common cause is constipation. Other reasons are: significant overweight, pregnancy, overeating, acid/alkaline imbalance, vitamin B-6 deficiency, fatigue liver, genetically predisposition. Sitting or standing in one position for long periods of time can also contribute to development of hemorrhoids.\n\nTreatment options are: various creams, pills, medical injection, super freezing, tight rubber band placed around the base of each hemorrhoid, surgery or laser treatment.\n\nWhatever treatment you'll decide to do, remember to also treat the cause of your hemorrhoids, like take care of your digestion and regular soft bowel in case of constipation (fiber rich diet), if you're overweight - lose weight, in case of acid/alkaline imbalance pay attention by your food to eat food that through the digestion system is giving you proper acidity. You can buy a home test for acid/alkaline imbalance, if you don't want to visit your doctor. The vast majority of us are having low alkaline pH, due to improper nutrition.\n\nUnless you're having constipation (this you can know by yourself), before doing experiments and try to guess what is the cause of your hemorrhoids, go visit your doctor, make all proper test and than decide for the treatment of hemorrhoids including changing of your diet, if necessary.
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Sorry,I am not a doctor, but I am an R.N.  I just want you to know about a web site where you can read about different treatment options , including different types of surgery.  You can go to Webmd.com      Then enter "hemorrhoid surgery" in the Search box.  There are several good aricles to read.
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I think by "hemisphere" you meant atmosphere.  But then your joke doesn't work.  And your spelling is a bit suspect for the word hemorrhoid.\n\nOh well, I laughed anyway.
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Sod is a contraction of "sodomite" so it is basically a curse. I think "silly sod" became popular via Monty Python' Flying Circus. At least that is where I think I first heard it.
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LOL ^^^ no doubt. \nWhy do you think they cause hemmorroids?? Who told you that??
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Hemorrhoids are curable as long as you treat on one side the hemorrhoids and on the other side the cause of hemorrhoids, otherwise you can with proper treatment remove the hemorrhoids but sooner or later they'll come back.\n\nSo, the most common cause of hemorrhoids is constipation. You probably know yourself if this is your case. If yes, than take care of your constipation by adding fiber to your daily food.\n\nOther causes of hemorrhoids are: pregnancy, overweight, overeating, acid/alkaline imbalance, vitamin B-6 deficiency, genetic predisposition and liver fatigue. Consult your doctor and make some test to determine the cause of your hemorrhoids.\n\nQuite successful treatment of hemorrhoids is Rue Care Oil.  \n\nWhatever you decide to do, remember that a healthy colon is a must be for a healthy body, so a good colon cleansing program with proper diet will benefit to the whole body.
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Is this a serious question?\n\nIf so, then get to the emergency room and have it taken out.  If this is really a serious question, and I hope for your sake, it is not, you may have torn your colon or just irritated the lining inside your rectum ....the place where hemorrhoids come from.\n\nSeriously, if this is a real question, go get it removed... NOW
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Its both ways actually-an asteroid and a planet.pluto circles the sun.this is the reason why its called a planet.but it also cuts across the eliptical orbit (if you know what i mean)while the others dont.There was a big debate on what pluto really was.anyway right now i think pluto is considered an asteroid and not a planet.
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There are many reasons for such symptoms...Could be something as simple as hemorrhoids or as serious as colon cancer or anything in between...put your mind at ease and see your Dr. ASAP.
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hemorrhoids are caused from a lack of Vitamin B6, take 10 mg at each meal until they go away...\nOnce they go away, don't keep taking so much because taking too much of one b vitamin will make you deficient in the other b vitamins, you should take a daily multi vitamin each day.\nPeople in studies that were going to have to have surgery took b6 and they disappeared.
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"Hemorrhoids are painful, swollen veins in the lower portion of the rectum or anus."\n\nFor more information go to the medline website
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You might be suffering from hemorroids, maybe you like to eat lotsa chile. Whatever the reason, don't take chances, have it checked-up by a doctor so that he can give you medications for your bloody bowels.
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It's a calming cream for 'roids.  No, not steroids, that's a different type of 'roid rage.\nhem·or·rhoid (from dictionary.com):\nAn itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.\nhemorrhoids The pathological condition in which such painful masses occur. Also called piles.
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Earthworm is the common name for the larger members of the Oligochaeta (which is either a class or subclass depending on the author) in the phylum Annelida. In classical systems they were placed in the order Opisthopora, on the basis of the male pores opening to the outside of body posterior to the female pores, even though the male segments are anterior to the female. Cladistic studies have supported placing them instead in the Haplotaxida, which also includes the family Haplotaxidae. Folk names for earthworm include "dew-worm", "night crawler" and "angleworm
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by the way its  PELGER-HUET not how you spelled it....\n\n and its a defect in the  neutrophils and eosinophils ,so that the nuclei appear rod like. or dumbbell shaped.