What's the deal with the Bloody tissue? ( south park)?
368000
It's a tampon or pad, Mrs. Marsh is embarassed about it and doesn't want to explain it to the boys, so she buys their silence with an Okama Gamesphere
1028562
i dunno....\n but the stain is still there!
551284
Yeah get it checked out... my friend go bit and it turned out to be very serious... can't remember what it was, but she was in the hospital over night to recieve special medicine.   Good luck!
393796
Stan's dad has to go to AA meetings because of a DWI.  AA informs him that he is powerless to control his drinking unless he has some divine assistance.\nAt the same time, in a nearby town, a virgin mary statue appaers to be bleeding out of its anus.  Everyone believes that it is a miracle, including Stan's dad who visits the statue to "cure" his drinking problem.  At the end of the episode, Pope Benedict comes and declares that it is not a miracle because the statue is actually menstruating and "chicks do that all the time."  \nI think that the controversy stems from the fact that it aired during the week that Catholics celebrate the immaculate conception, which honors the virgin mary.
182221
I have to agree with answer #1....my memory is fuzzy as well, but I think it was ripped off during the fight with Doc Oc...he did not intend for it to be off.
1170226
" It puts the lotion on its skin. "\n\n\nOMG I AM DYING TOO FRIGGIN FUNNY!
839225
When the blood comes down from thier foreheads then yes... it is real..  but dont believe that it came from a chairshot or being hit by the belt... I would say only like 5% of those shots actually make the wrestlers bleed.  No if you look closely on some of these matches  they keep a really small razor blade either in their taped up wrists,or the referee hands it to them (  notice when ever a chair shot happens, the cameras focus in on the guy who gave the blow, giving him a close up on his face, this gives the other guy enough time  to cut himself with the blade and get rid of it.) A great example of this was the Hell in the cell match with DX Vs Mr McMahon, Shane McMahon and the Big Show.  If you check out the DVD.. look at the part where Shane is about to do the "catapult" manuver to HHH.  The camera angle was good enough to show HHH reaching up to his forehead with a tiny razor blade and run it across his skull. HHH was bleeding bad from that self inflicted cut that was supposed to be cause by his head hitting the cage.  \n\nAnother sure sign is when they are thrown over the top and they land on the floor... or when they are run head first into the steel ring pole or whatever.. they always fall back and their head sometimes goes under the drape of the ring , away from the publics eyes and the camera.  They are opening themselves up under there. or getting something for later.\n\nSomething for later? Yep..  ever seen guys spit up blood?  and they have "internal injuries"  from a wicked chair shot to the gut or this guys head was stuck inside of a folding chair and the villian comes stomping on the chair causing massive injuries?!  Well they just popped a hollywood blood pill, mixed with spit it looks like blood coming up .  That is fake.  \n\nStill.. I love the show.  sometimes...  you gotta sit back and think...  wow...  I think he messed up.. he wasnt supposed to bleed like that.  I think some real cuts and injuries are Mick Foley's ear being ripped off against Vader.  Yea.. you cant really fake that.  another Foley match.. his I quit match against Ric Flair.  Ric covered his right hand with barbed wire and chopped Mic in the chest...  not much blood.. but the ending cuts on his chest were not pretty at all.  very jagged and nasty.  \n\nOne of the bloodiest matches i seen is with Tommy Dreamer. I believe it was "One Night Stand"  somehow he got a cheese grater scraped across his forehead. Yes, A CHEESEGRATER! that opened him up like a water balloon.  that was nasty!\n\nthe blood is real... most times.
370324
laugh its bloody head off
195558
Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 2:43 pm\nPost subject:    \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n \n82 by my count: \n75 deaths in various SP episodes, making sure to exclude the ones where he was brought back to life or didn't really die like in Rainforest Schmainforest, the Do the Handicapped Go to Hell two parter, Fat Camp, etc.. \n\nHe died in both pilots and the movie, of course, so that's three more. \n\nThen I've counted four more deaths in a handful of shorts: \nThe Friend Store \nthat Gladiator thing \nJay Leno's little skit \nKenny's Dead music video
207980
better consult a professional about this...think that was not normal, maybe you got some cut/ lacerated   tissue down there...
770309
I love South Park, but Mr Hanky's a piece of ****!
874770
had no clue what the hell you were talking about so i looked it up to give the rest of my fellow wee-tards a clue.\n\nPS- I get it now.....maybe not relation by blood, but by bank.\n\nChads are paper particles created when holes are made in a computer punched tape or punch card.\n\nChads were made famous in the highly contentious 2000 presidential election in the United States, where a majority in the U.S. Electoral College was determined in Florida by the counting of punch card ballots. Voters leaving incompletely-punched holes resulted in so-called hanging chads where one or two corners were still attached, or dimpled chads (also known as pregnant chads) where three or four corners were still attached.
283314
Not necessarily. A lot of people assume the blood and guts and all other types of stuff will ooze out and junk like that but in reality this is not so. Usually the blood is already drained out, and the inside is actually clean, (although smelly) to allow you to clearly see all of the parts and so forth. It can be quite interesting actually.
638278
Brass was in critical condition after being shot.  It was revealed he had named Grissom as his power of attorny, so that it was his decision to pull the plug or pursue a possibly fatal surgery to remove the bullet from Brass' chest.  He chose the surgery.  Meanwhile, there were a couple bizarre murders for them to solve on top of that situation.  Brass' daughter Ellie came in from LA to be with him- luckily, Brass survived the surgery and woke up.  \n\nThe last scene of the episode was most perplexing, however.  Grissom was lying on a bed somewhere in a robe, talking about the sort of existential thoughts that come up when someone you care about nearly dies, and it is revealed that the person he is talking to is Sarah, also in a robe.  Are they together?  Have they been together a while and we just don't know?  It's a mystery.  I, personally, am annoyed that I never got my sweet 'confesson' love scene.\n\nEpisode in a nutshell  : )
397983
I have no idea. Am I the only person alive that thinks it's really creepy? Belly button lint freaks me out for that reason.
74777
He used to do the same, but never wipe it on anything but a tissue, he always carries a tissue for some reason. One time, after many times of noticing this, I just started cracking up and told him. He started cracking up too and now he just digs for gold *lol*
485067
I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.