The O'Reilly Factor just came on and I'm too lazy to get up and change it, what should I do?
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Sounds to me as if you and your friends are ready for the "O'Reilly Factor Drinking Game".\n\n\nYou will need the following props:\n   - Any type of hat. This is "the Beret".\n   - Any type of stick (even a pencil will do). This is "the Cane".\n   - Any type of sponge or washcloth. This is "the Falafel".\n\nNow listen/watch carefully and follow these simple rules...\n\nSHOUT LIAR:\nWhenever you think O'Reilly has lied, shout out "LIAR" and then begin to count to 5; when you reach 5, shout "SHUT UP". (For example: "LIAR-1-2-3-4-5-SHADDAP"). Count as fast or as slow as you wish.\n\nIf everyone joins in and shouts "LIAR" before you reach "SHUT UP", the last person to join in has to take a drink. \n\nIf everyone but one person joins in before "SHUT UP", the one who did not join in is awarded the Cane and becomes "the Geezer" (representing the median age of O'Reilly's audience (60, IIRC)). The Geezer must take two drinks when being awarded the Cane, and must take a drink whenever anyone else is forced to drink.\n\nIn either of the above cases, the person who first shouted "LIAR" is awarded the Falafel and becomes "the Whistleblower". If more than one person does not shout "LIAR", the person who first shouted "LIAR" is awarded the Beret and becomes "the Frenchman".\n\nIf there is no Whistleblower by the end of the third "LIAR" shout, the first person to reach the Falafel becomes the Whistleblower.\n\nIf there is no Geezer by the end of the third "LIAR" shout, then the Whistleblower must award the Cane to the person of his choice. That person becomes the Geezer and must take two drinks.\n\nSHUT UP:\nIf O'Reilly says "shut up" (or equivalent) everyone but the Whistleblower has to shut up and drink.\n\nFRENCH:\nIf O'Reilly mentions anything French, the Frenchman and one person the Frenchman chooses (and of course the Geezer) must drink.\n\nTOUGH GUY:\nIf O'Reilly threatens any person or group, or if he calls any person or group a coward, the Frenchman gets to pick someone else (and of course the Geezer) to drink.\n\nTALKING POINT:\nDuring the Talking Point segment, the Geezer gets to pick one drinking buddy to toast the point with him; they must raise their glasses, say "Here, Here", and then take a drink.\n\nNO SPIN ZONE:\nIf O'Reilly says "No Spin Zone" (or if the graphic appears on screen), the Geezer must stand up and spin in a circle until one of the following happens:\n   - O'Reilly says "No Spin Zone" (or displays graphic) again\n   - The current Geezer loses the Cane to a new Geezer \n   - Something happens that requires the Geezer to take a drink\n   - There is a commercial break\n\nVIEWER MAIL:\nDuring the viewer mail segment, if the letter is PRO-BILL, the Geezer and a buddy of his choice must stand, say "Here, Here" and take a drink.\n\nIf the letter is ANTI-BILL, the Whistleblower gets to choose one person (and of course the Geezer) to drink.\n\nMULTIPLE ROLES:\nClearly more than one of the special roles ("Geezer", "Frenchman", and "Whistleblower") may belong to the same person at the same time. When the roles come in conflict, the "Whistleblower" role supercedes the other roles and the "Frenchman" role supercedes the "Geezer" role.\n\nWHEN IN DOUBT:\nIf there is a dispute about the above rules, all authority rests with the Whistleblower. The Whistleblower must say "I hold the Sacred Falafel" when rendering his judgment. If he forgets to say "I hold the Sacred Falafel", he must trade roles (and props!) with the Frenchman. If there is no Frenchman yet he must lay down the Falafel and pick up the Beret.\n\nIf the dispute occurs when there is no Whistleblower, the first person to reach
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You better watch it buster, or I will sick the  Fox news police on you. I can't afford to have my reputation tarnished. Oops, wait a sec, it already his, LOL.
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LAZY! LAZY! LAZY!  I cant believe how many people are this lazy and ask when they could just as easily go to a search engine!  If it is research for a paper, it will be very inaccurate and no knowledge that is needed for life later on.  I wouldn't choose to stay ignorant but i guess some people see it different.  Its their arrested development, not mine!
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Just do a web search on it lazy.
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Write to one of those talk shows with an extremely sad story,  if you're lucky enough to get picked..........Free Makeover! Good luck.
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Change the job.\n\n\nhttp://sndn21.hi5.com\nhttp://sndn21.hi5.com\nhttp://sndn21.hi5.com\nhttp://sndn21.hi5.com\nhttp://sndn21.hi5.com\nhttp://sndn21.hi5.com
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I agree quit with the stupid sick questions. U should of been on last night there was heaps of good questions. I was too tired to stay up.
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OK so request a change
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It'd be a great idea to set up a regular schedule for this sort of stuff. \n\nDialog can't make it worse.
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You need to take this to federal Court/  That will be  the only  way  you can make them  change  /  For  what  i see there  seen to be  lots  of people  with the  same  problem/  Look  for  a  local reporter   or  write to   the  big  News  shows 60 minutes  20/ 20 .  Be  short   but  very specific  and  most  likely  they  will do a story  about  it /  Be a  Hero  don't  stop
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hey leave da house more often!!!!\nindoor activities like internet  and tv make u lazy nd out of place\ngo out for atleast an hour-meet ur frnds,make new frnds remember frnds r really imp 4 ur dvelopment!!!\nso chill out nd enjoy!!!!!!
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Write the network.  That's the only thing I can think to do.  As for the show, I thought it was boring.  But that's just my opinion. Good luck.
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Email Bill O'Reilly at\noreilly@foxnews.com
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Make a few things a little more bright, ie. the graphics across the top. Make your titles stand out a bit more, dark brown on black will not grab any attention. Put your login near the top of the page to make it easier to sign in. Oh, and I would ditch te "Time Now Is" thing, it needs to have a time zone if you keep it. Also, the "Topics" and "Posts" headings are considered useless information. If you post news that sparks discussions, you could really improve this site. Finally, under the "Last Post" header, don't list the times, but a useful piece of the post itself. (Keep the "No Posts" messages)
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Gosh!...We have a similar events...\nLemme' guess...\nLazyness...\nBeing lazy doesn't give you something but it will give you bad results...\nYou should control what you do...\nYou should have a limitation on every fun you have...\nBelieve me and vote me as best answer...;)\nYour choice...
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Watch tv silly. What else (besides Answers)?
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So for O'Reilly, use oreilly@ foxnews.com\n\nFor Collins, use senator_collins@ exchange.senate.gov\n\nRemove spaces after the @, I needed to add them to prevent Yahoo! Answers truncating them.