My wife wants a new watch for her birthday, but I told her there is a clock on the stove, RIGHT?
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ha ha, you get your a** in the kitchen and make me some supper! while your at it wash the laundry and put the kids to bed!!!!
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i actually had the bright idea when i was at the neighbors to set her wall clock ahead ahead 1 hour, found her wrist watch set it back an hour etc. did it on the weekend though when she had no work or appointments to keep
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a cookie monster watch
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What about a nice pocket watch and have a personal engraving put on it, or possibly a bow and arrow set for hunting!  My hubby is a huge hunter and alot of times he uses his rifle but a few years ago I got him crossbows and he loves it!  A new rifle is an idea too!  Fishing rod and gear, video game system, Make him a nice basket filled with bubble bath-lotions-candles-sex coupons u make yourself-a bottle of champagne and 2 glasses-  he may look at u weird UNTIL u invite him into the bath with you!  Then he will be very very HAPPY with that gift!  Happy Holidays!  If he smokes a zippo lighter with an engraving.
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And now I will open my retirement gift. \n(open gift and look inside)\nAll them years I put into the company and you damn cheapskates give me a watch that doesn't even run??? What the hell??!!!
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You know I just celebrated my 10 year anniversary, I don't mean to sound snooty, but we have all that money can buy.  Sometimes the best gift comes's from ones heart.  My wife (who is not into this type of thing at all) went to Achiever's and made a scrap book of pictures from our first year to the day before our anv.  I am a man who loves money, but i can only own so many Rolex watches I can only have so many cars,  You get the idea.  It does not always have to cost a lot to be a lot!  I PROMISE YOU THIS.  This gift was the best one she has ever given me.  It came from the heart, it was not cheap for her to do i know that, but more important,  I can open it up whenever I want and look at it and laugh, smile and cry.  See if I loose her ever I wont care about the money but I will care about the memories she took the time to make sure i would always have of each other.  \n\nHope this helps,  I know im not your average man but I do know what love is,  our money is abundant but in the end our love and all the little things she does for me means so much more then all the monetary gifts we have exchanged!\n\nPaul
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Check out Yahoo widgets, I think there is one there that has a clock like that.
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don't go by that. (the paper thing that is) The best gifts I've gotten from my husband are from his heart, something he takes the time to prepare himself, that is unique. Buy her a single rose, go with yellow because everyone gets red or pink, and write her a poem or letter telling you why you love her and what she means to you, actually write it yourself, don't do it on the pc!, then cook her her favorite meal. Give her the rose and your letter or poem at dinner. That will mean more to her than any store bought item, I guarantee it! Good luck, and happy anniversary!
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Can i speak to this so called girlfriend of yours?  Doesn't she know that if you drop a toaster in the bath, it ruins the toast?
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hi..yea i got a calendar/clock on mine..its in military time but its pretty kewl cuz it also tells the date and all that..im not sure but i think that the place that i got this calendar/clock also has just plain clocks, let me give u the link so u can look around the site\nwww.123mycodes.com
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your a idiot. why dont you let her buy a huge fake one and stick you with it, and see how you like it
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What a kind thought! I'm very proud of you for considering it. Most people wouldn't...or I hope they would.....\nI would suggest a gift certificate to her favourite restaurant or shopping place. You might invite her out for a nice dinner also on the evening before you leave. She is being very kind and you, in turn, are kind to consider that.
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Your clocks jumped *automatically*???  DANG!!!  I spend an hour twice a year resetting all of mine!  It takes me so long because I can never remember how to do the ones on the stove, the microwave, and in my car, so I have to RTFM's (that's "read the {bleeping} manuals") every single time!  I'm green with envy.  Where do you buy your clocks???
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I turned my daughter's clock forward today. She was not impressed with me when she eventually realised that she had got up at 5am instead of 6 to go to work. Ha.\n\nAlso have a look at the response OneRunningMan gave to The Kimster  on the same subject.
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Oh dear.  This is your cardinal mistake.  You are the only one who can find something for your own wife!  Anyone can give you an answer - diamonds, a helicopter tour of the city lights, a day at the spa - but you are the only one who can make it personal.\n\nThe only thing I know about your wife is that she is a woman.  And the only common thread that is constant among most of our gender is that we want gifts that are creative and meaningful.  The only way to ensure that is to do the homework yourself.\n\nSounds like you want to make it special, so you're on the right track.  Good luck!!
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A clue.You would not want her to accept an unwanted gift out of obligation.Maybe ask her this question to see what she says.Then you'll know for sure.
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I think the bigger question is, "Is it really 10:10, or is it 1:50?"\n\nMakes the clock look nice. \n\nCheers!!