can someone tell me a good joke?
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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.  Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.  Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"  Doreen agreed and again they made love. \nLater, Barry was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.  Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.  "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"  His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
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go to www.funnyjunk.com
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there are many such as www.joke.com\njust type in joke in a serch engine and you'll have a bunch.
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
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lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
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You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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Want to hear a dirty joke??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA white horse fell in the mud. Now thats just dirty.
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"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !
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http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
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Thats the best joke i've heard so far keep on going.
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!