AHHH The squirrels are pounding on my window asking for TOOTHPASTE AND COOKIES!!! What should I do???
371202
ahahahahah first i'd advise checking into bedlam and planning on staying there for a while... then go to the store and buy them some cookys \n lmfao
269512
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Yuck!  You're going to make me toss my cookies!
291644
Have someone scare you.\nPut sugar on the back of your tounge.\nTake a deep breath and hold it for as long as you can. (this is what I do, it works 80% of the time.\nOr just wait them out.
966399
Well this is an evil question. My nice kind side says leave them a  letter thanking them for the time you had lived in the home.I would also detail in the letter your side of the story. \n My evil side says  crap in a few plastic grocery bags and hide them under the beds. I would also hide the crap bags in  their heavy coat pockets. If you don't feel like crapping in the bags wet fishy flavor cat food will do!  Though I think if you do this they will NOT regret asking you to leave.\nMy rational side says move out and up ... the best revenge is living well ! Strive to do better in life !
676607
tooooo nice, bring on the Russian squirrels that bite her to death
1176128
call 911 now..get off of the computer now...please...
559057
put up a sign that says no tresspassing and or one that says beware of dogs...and then it is at their own risk because if they get bit,it is on them you forwarned them and that is all you should have to do. I might call the local SPCA or police station and ask this question to see what type of feedback that you get. Good Luck!!
808057
Wai til Xmas than strangle him with tinsel, shove the chrissy tree up his ass and slap him with the turkey!!!PS (ask for money first)
774542
Suck them and run your tongue in between my pet...LOL, LMAO
446676
leave them alone the devils cool hes in me too and gave me cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
813892
Tell them you are having problems with a poltergeist, who is moving objects around. You had ( a ghost-busters team) install nanny cams throughout the house in order to capture movements. You don't know locations of the nanny cams, so ask them to keep this in mind when having sex or whatever. lol
813277
Hmmm...not sure if a decoy of an owl perched outside your window would work or those stick-on silouttes of predators, such as hawks. Those work for smaller birds to keep them from banging into the windows...\n\nAre they purposely "attacking" or just hitting it becuz of the reflection they see?\n\nSleep in a different room? (just kidding)
866415
i sympathize with you. i am living with a slob. she will fill an ash tray to the top before emptying it.  I started emptying the ash tray and washing it. then i started putting all her [on the floor] stuff in the floor in her closet. then i started placing the broom in the kitchen door to bug her. we laugh a lot about my antics but it is starting to work . you don't have to yell or even look angry. just send the subliminal messages along and if he has a brain he will get the message.
200602
they have flea foggers at walmart...activate them leave for three hours come home and vaccuum them up
544640
next time they come a knocking at your door ask them! then slam the door on there face!
36044
dont pick at them, at night put dab of toothpaste on them, i find it really works!
405760
get an attack dog, train it to hunt squirrels. then when you catch it you can eat a whole packet of biscuits in front of it and make it cry.