What class of golfer are you?  A. Yahoo  B. Just out there for fun  C. Etiquette-book-lover?
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Ahm of the unmentioned categoray, "D", tha' one called "Whit Are Ye Mollachin Aboot?"  In honor of ma Scottish ancest'ray and the peskay moles a'bothren ma golf bawls, ahm makin this categoray, by-the-way.\n  \nBas'cally: Ah's won'dren round tha' loch and spewin' bawls left o' right, no aim en mind, a true n auld nae worth a docken.  "Awa ye go!", ye say, boot aye tells tha' truth, ah doo.  Doon ye think ahm aff?   Eh, well, piss on ye.
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FB Golf\n\nSee it here:\n\nhttp://www.fatbastarddriver.com/
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http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=ks&p=Golf+Jokes
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Golfer Natalie Gulbis:\nhttp://www.nataliegulbis.com/
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Check out what they say at golfcourse.com
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Ernie Els and Annika Sorenstam would be my choices. They are both great golfers, proven winners and yet they are also really personable and soft spoken people as well. Tiger Woods and Jack Nicklaus are probably the two greatest golfing legends, but they are probably a bit too competetive for what would preferably be a nice day out on the course. Tom Watson is also someone I would enjoy playing with I think.
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Yes golf is a gentleman's sport but that does not mean it has to be so stiff.  I don't know the details of what Lucy did but I thing I have an idea of what she did.  \n\nGolf is changing it has to because we have to many golf courses and not enough players.  There is nothing wrong with having fun on the course.  Last week was women's golf week and next month the PGA is promoting a take your daughter to the golf course week.  The golf course is a great place for everyone in the family to have fun.  There is nothing wrong with having a little fun on the golf course.  The person on my Icon played in a golf tournament that day.  He shot 68 and had some fun.
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Posting a question with no content.\n\nYou are supossed to post a question that means something so that those of us in the cyberaudience will get a laugh and answer it. Posting how you did gets only blank stares, and useless drivel like this......
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That is sweet of you. But find out what he/she likes? Does he/she like to Golf - golf accessories, golf balls/tees... and if he likes the other sports - Jersey would be nice. Know this person's like but NEVER ASK HIM and I promise you, he/she will be impressed!
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I'm having a Lulu of a great day;) Thanks for asking sweetheart, and I'm sure that you're having a Lulu of a great day as well:) LOL And I hope all the Yahoo'ers are having a Lulu of a great day as well.
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golf?\nthats what bosses seem to like
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is it golf thats played with a frisbee? i've also played football frisbee too.
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I know you're looking for jokes, I just wanted to be serious a second and point out that golf doesn't actually stand for anything.\n\nhttp://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm\n\n(Cool, I'm glad it wasn't a bringdown from a joke post.)
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Are you actually Phil Mickelson and wondering what the yahoo public thinks of you. If you are i think your a nice guy.
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I love it!\nBut I haven't played since college, I can't find a good course are me now!
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Ask and you shall recieve.. you asked "how" the term bogey came into the game --not what a bogey is correct? \n\nhttp://golf.about.com/cs/historyofgolf/a/hist_wordbogey.htm
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i like playing gin. and usually i only play card games online. weird.........i never play cards with my friends. then again.......i guess we go out and do better things. haha. but i rarely miss a day without playing games online. i also like playing euchre. various games at pogo.com. going for badges. but i never chat with anyone i'm playing cards with.