what is a very believable excuse for me to call in sick tomorrow so i can answer more of these questions?
360855
tell boss u have have Anal Glocuma.. you cant see your ass getting out of bed.
754286
Day off tomorrow.  Don't want to go to sleep yet\nb
897716
Due to my sickness, I missed work.\nAs a consequence, I workes less hours.\nAccordingly, the employer paid me less.\nAs a result, I don't have as much money.\nI can't by Christmas gift owing to my sick day.
886066
You say you are willing to wait until "we are not swamped" so why would you need an "excuse"?\n\nIf it is actually that hard to get time off, just tell your supervisor that you have been unusually stressed lately and you need to have a day to just get away and calm down.  Ask about a week ahead of time so it doesn't come as surprise to your sup.\nIf your sup is decent he/she will realize you are being thoughtful and responsible by asking ahead of time and should honor that.        \nAt least you will have the knowledge that you were honest.  \n\nA sup who isn't responsive to the needs of the workers will soon find they have a hostile working class to deal with and that will come back to bite in the arse.\n\nWhere I worked, we had one boss who thought he had to act like a dictator to control everyone. When he finally PO'd everyone to the point they hated him we started watching for ways to get rid of him. Eventually the attendance and work output showed on paper that he wasn't getting the job done and they moved him to another area. A friend and I had a talk with him before he was moved and we did our best to make him realize he caused all of the problems in our area.  He didn't listen. He acted the same in the new area and the people there were a lot meaner than us. They sabotaged everything he did and made his bosses know why things went downhill in their area. The company sent him to some training school to readjust his technique and then transferred him to a different facility where no one knew him.  We heard the people there slashed the tires on his car!! After that I don't know what happened. I don't condone the slashing but I do understand the frustration of an unreasonable boss. They are actually counter productive.\n\nGood luck and remember, honesty always pays good dividends...
255704
The problem we have at my place of business is that you are given 6 days of sick time and if you don't use it you lose it. So people make up illnesses just to use time that they consider "coming to them" so the honest ones that come to work everyday have to pull up their slack for the same days pay. When you work hard and you know someone else is taking a paid day when they aren't sick, it lowers morale.
1005809
I would tell him the truth. Tell him that is all payed for and it can't be cancel or reschedule and that you will make it up to him this only time. Don't forget to use please.
37761
Work excuse notes are usually written by a medical facility or doctor.  I feel badly for you if you are looking for these for yourself or anyone you know, for that matter.  Unscrupulous and lame would be my description for some one who would use fake excuses to get out of making an honest living. :(
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I would suggest writing a letter and asking your boss to read it so you could discuss the letter with her at a later time.  It may be a good idea to let an impartial friend read the letter first so they can judge how well you state your facts and avoid putting in any personal barbs in the letter.\n\nGood luck
385951
How sick do you want to be? Tell a doctor you have migranes...and keep telling him this on subsequent occassions you meet him even if he says you are in the pink of health. \n\nHe will start to have doubts and you will have built up your credibility (in terms of being sick!)
1090416
Not trouble per se just consequences. Do you have sick leave? Are you frequently late or fail to show up at all? Did you call in to tell them that you were sick prior to work shift?Ask to see the Human Resources/company  guidelines in writing governing sick absences. Be professional!!! No yelling or screaming.Stick with the facts only. Request a review from the higher ups and/ or the Labor Board. Peace.
728773
Firstly, you should see your doctor and ask to be referred to a counsellor, you have been through a traumatic experience and it is obviously having a bad effect on you if you are afraid to go back to your flat.  I'm sure your doctor will be sympathetic.\n\nSecondly, your employers should pay you a sick pay, full rate for a certain period then a lower rate for the rest of your absence.  If your employers do dismiss you, you may have a case for suing for unfair dismissal.  You should ask for a meeting with your boss first or write to him/her explaining your situation, and ask to be allowed to have the time you need to get over this.  If they are unhelpful or threaten you with dismissal you should really seek legal advice.  A solicitor will be able to advise you better than anyone here.  Don't worry about christmas, its never nice having no money, but if you have the support of your family and friends then I am sure they will understand that you can't afford to splash out this year.  I hope everything works out for you, best wishes.
336826
if your daughter was ill why would you need a 'FAKE" doctors excuse?? there are laws protecting workers from disciplinary action for tending to family emergencies. ask an attorney if you feel you may be sanctioned by your employer for your absence..
221904
Well, maybe this will help you feel better. On my first day of work I woke up sick, I had a 24 hour flu bug or something. I went to work anyway though because I didn't want to miss my first day of work. During the orientation meeting I had to get up three times to throw up and the worst part was that I was pale so the people I got hired with knew exactly why I was getting up. I ended up having to go home. Luckily the bosses weren't angry, they found it funny that it happened my first day and they felt bad for me too. I was afraid I was going to get fired. I've been there two months now. \nGood luck on your new job, you can't possibly have as bad of a day as I did.
982263
Well if the reason you are asking off is legit, then just tell the truth. If not just say you have to unexpectedly go out of town...maybe because of an ill relative. If you're out of town there's no way you could come in during the day!
658452
Yes.  You are definitely going to make an a$$ of yourself.\n\n\nFeign illness and stay home.
860188
It should be standard management policy that sick days be excused with a doctors note ect.\n\nI would not get involved in that side but I would bring it up during\nnext meeting ect as to how management does deal with calling in sick and people abusing sick policy.\n\nsome people will never grow up.\nsome need to be written up...\n\nhow can one get sick just before work always....\nnot during holidays..\nnot on weekends==\njust on mondays  fridays\n\npaydays..
392046
Wow it's amazing that there are still people so simple. \n\nI think "leaperpup" really said it best. If she won't respond to diplomacy that's I'd embarrass the heck out of her, and spray Lysol, and other anti bacterial sprays around, and encourage others too also. \n\nGetting up and walking away is definitely an option, so is waving your hand around and turning on a fan. \n\nIn the end I think I just might ask her, "are you so annoyed about being sick that you insist on spreading your contagious germs?" \n\nAlso check on company policies, if you work for a large place she is definitely violating something. In the end your best bet will probably be to ask for another place to sit, perhaps even an "upgrade" showing her that in the end, the mature always come out ahead.\n\nI wish you the best with this!