if in someones company say boyfriend or girlfriend would you rather your farts be?
365646
juicy while still loud and proud....\n\n\nlet them smell your essence
359210
Ok well first of all I wouldn't want to be anyone's sloppy seconds so I would ditch your current guy thats crazy.And second of all if the other guy loves you and you love him and you're the oonly one he loves go 4 it!
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
880829
I'd take the job interview, for the simple reason that it might lead to a JOB. I'd rather have one of those than a boyfriend. Or even a date.
558147
I'd be punching the s h i t out of him if he ever screamed someone elses name while he was inside of me....no no no!  He wouldn't be with me after that...how else are you supposed to react?  LAUGH???!!!!  HA!  I'd be laughing while I was kickin' some a s s!
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
535941
as long as i want to\ni personally LOVE!!! my GF.  and she knows i have strong feelings for her\nprobably about an hour or something\ndont care if it gets me fired
219861
That would be a poor excuse to dump somebody. Couples don't always agree on things but they should respect each other differences. Too much cheese does a job on a girl's thighs anyway.
19023
I have a BOYFRIEND, but I am a GIRLFRIEND.\nSo the answer is both, yes.
451530
you are so gross do you fart in front of you girlfriend gross sicko
280846
I can't figure that one out either. LOL! My boyfriend is a total fart-bag! I call him "Bazooka Butt". I will never understand it! I swear sometimes it's like one big fart-fest!
940796
i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny
1159204
I would rather be with someone whos nice and repects me.
782967
If I had a boyfriend I would tell the guy to back up, but If I liked the guy, and was gettin sick of my boyfriend, i would "sup?"
421921
its rather infringing on the rights of your senses especially your nose, but a straight forward honest and non disrespectful comment or hint to that person may just turn them into a good mate of yours, tell her you telling her this cause people in the office is talking about her and you thought she may like to know.
525949
i would just say get your a$$ back in the kitchen where you belong\nJ/K\ni would rather be with a woman who has a life outside of us\nsometimes people need space
442646
It depends if they hot it YES I'M FREE... if they are ugly it's I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!