I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!i have a pet hippie.  just got her a few months ago patchouli.....?
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In order to get my hippie to bathe, I trick her with a trail of granola to the bathroom.  I keep her in there by having a steady stream of the Grateful Dead and the String Cheese Incidence on the radio.  I keep her preoccupied by throwing my recyclables in the regular trash.  As she sorting, I start washing her dred locks and before she knows what happened to her she's clean for another week.
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Hi Liz\n\nThis website will give you plenty of ideas to help your pet.\n\nhttp://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/petallergies.htm#a\n\nBest of health to you\n\nCheers
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She's obviously a desperate dog, who has nothing better to do with her life than try to harrass you. Whatever you do, if you love him, DO NOT badger him and DO NOT start feeling insecure, that is what she wants, you have to trust your man, make this experiance bring you closer together. He will respect you more for being totally honest with him and standing by his side.  The next time she calls you laugh at her and let her know how stupid she is being, make her realise that is why he is with you and not with her
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I think you should talk with her about what she is doing is wrong... If she accept to change (and you see the improvement), then you can still keep her a a friend. Otherwise drop her!
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Just keep being her friend.  Keep trying to encourage her.  Do the best you can.  You might not be able to change her, but in the future she will look back and realize how kind and helpful you were.  Stay with her.  And good job!  It's wonderful that you are concerned about her!
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aww poor doggie!! a flea/tick shampoo and a collar unti your vet gets back into town.The vet will probrably just give the dog a pill or something.
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Kick both the asses to the curb,lol. Get a new dog and a woman that hates dogs, or dislikes them a little. Good luck with that.
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OK OK. i had this little dog and whenever i had company it would jump a leg and start humping.it was embarrassing,i called the vet,he said bring him in tomorrow to get "fixed"the next day we're at his office waiting our turn when a gorgeous 30something blond came in with a great Dane.we got to talking and she asked why i was there,I told her and she said her dog was doing the same thing only jumping in behind her in the shower.i asked are you here to have him fixed?she said no declawed.
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Kinda sounds like reeaally bad fleas, which makes sense if she's been living outdoors for a while( happened to our dog last year when we kenneled him to close to the neighbor's woodpile).  Do you see any tiny black dot-sized bugs on her skin? If so, she needs a flea bath, & good flea meds (like frontline, $17 from the vet), and you would need to sprinkle flea powder where she's been sleeping & on your carpeting. If she has mange, she would have bald patches (mange is the dog & cat equivalent of ring worm- which isn't a worm, it's a fungal skin infection), I don't think there would be sores.
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those short little animals are good some honey...have fun with him...teach him how to be nice....\none of my maties is a little shorte than me....I love him.
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If this is true, I hope she dumps your sorry butt!  A pet is like a family member to many people.  The fact that you did something so callous and cruel shows me that you have the capacity to become an abuser.  She needs to drop you and fast.
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Sorry, folks, we try so hard to keep her on a leash.  She just keeps getting loose.  This happens every time she gets near a computer.  Her doctor told us to keep a close eye on her but it is hard to do 24 hours a day.  Hey grannywinkie!!!
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appoligize!  ihad that happen!  give her her space for a while, then appoligize.  it worked for me!
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Have you ever had a tiny pet that was really helpless on its own? I hate two pet parakeets and at first I literally had to work to teach one of them how to drink water. Now they really have nothing to offer me, they kinda hate me sometimes and ignore me, stare at me like I am the animal in a cage, and all I do is find myself cleaning up their poo-poo and giving them new food and water...... I think God might view us in much the same way.... And for some strange reason, he just really loves us and thinks we are worth it.
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Intestine has collapsed. Go be with her. It is. She was there when you were young and had the sniffles. She will have quite a major surgery. GO BE WITH HER!!!!
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Call the vet to see what he/she suggests!!
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you can say that again.i have had pets all my life, and i know for a fact that my dog Sheena, will be in heaven, when i get there.i love her with all my heart.she was a German Shepard and Doberman mix.she past away 2 years ago.she had more feelings than all the people in this world.of course,all the ignorant fools would cross the street, because they thought she would bite them.now i don't have anyone in my life.i mean i have my mother,trinity,but i don't have an angel that i can call my own.when i see all the women on yahoo,it keeps tug-gin at my shoulder,whats miss-in in my life.i guess this boat will never reach shore...\n                                  God Bless