What is your best joke in the whole wide world?
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Jillian was at her wit's end...\n\nShe had two sons, named Zack and Nick, and they were always in trouble. They were beating up the neighbor kids, stealing candy at the store, and wrecking the house almost on a daily basis. And they were only 5 and 7 years old.\n\nShe'd tried counselors, teachers, and psychologists to no avail. Finally, she decided to let Father George, from the local Catholic church give it a try. He asked that they be brought to talk to him separately, so she put Zack in the car first, and drove to the church. She took him by the arm, and led him inside to Father George's office, sat him down in the chair opposite the desk, and went back home.\n\nFather George was a big man, about 6' 5", and looked about 8 feet tall to Zack. He sat there in his chair for a while, just looking at Zack, making him uncomfortable. Finally he said, "Where is God?"\n\nZack was obviously a little nervous, and he didn't say anything.\n\nFather George again said, "Where... is... God?" pausing between words to lend a little gravity to the question.\n\nZack, at this point, is visibly shaken, and starting to turn pale.\n\nFather George stood up, planted his boulder-sized fists on the desk, and leaned forward so as to loom over the boy, and boomed, "WHERE... IS...GOD?"\n\nZack jumped up out of the chair, and ran out of the office, whimpering a little as he did.\n\nFive minutes later he comes running in the house, barely able to breathe. He runs upstairs to Nick's room, where Nick is busy breaking the heads off Mom's antique dolls. Zack slams the door shut, and grabs Nick by the shirt, and says, "We're in BIG trouble this time! They've lost God and they think we took him!"
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The best jokes are inside jokes...ones that you have with your friends!!  Priceless!
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
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Laugh out loud\nSave our souls
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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that was toooooooo good , i wish i could think of jokes that good. hahahahahahah rotfl lol, lmfao
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Yes I know some funny jokes.  I just answered. Your Welcome.
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You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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Why do you need jokes about us English when the whole world is already laughing at us !!
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LOL, You crack me up! You made my day!\n\nS.S.
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HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
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how 2 sleep well,best joke i heard ,exchange goods
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101? I ONLY HAVE MY BEST 3 JOKES...HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND U\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
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Oh sh*t, you've got some good ones.  Thanks!  You're a 10 in the joke department.
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL