Spongebob or Patrick?
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Umm, who are they?\n\nAnd VOTE HILLARY!!
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Dipsy , lala and Po  take Patrick and walk him out a vowel to Patrick that it wasnt over they would split up as soon as spongebob found out that Tinky Winky has a Tinky Winky
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Spongebob Squarepants. He works at the Krusty Krab, his neighbor (and co-worker) is Squidward, and best friends are Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks (a squirrel who lives in a bubble under the sea), his boss is Mr. Krabs (who has a daughter that's a whale...try and figure that one out :P). They all live in Bikini Bottom. At the Krusty Krab there's a sandwich called the Krabby Patty, and Plankton is trying to steal the secret recipe (and rule the world). Plankton has a restaurant across the street from the Krusty Krab called The Chum Bucket. They love to go jelly fishing with nets and catch the jelly fish (that buzz around like bees). Spongebob has a pet snail named Gary that meows like a cat.
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Mrs. Sponge according to the show. : )
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timmy and jimmy from south park...... [=
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!\n\nabsorbant and yellow and porous is he!\n\nSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!\n\nif nautical nonsense be somethin you wish!\n\nSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!\n\nthen drop on the deck and flop like a fish!\n\nSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!! ready?\n\nSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!\nSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!\nSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!\nSPONGEBOB........SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!\n\n(pirate laughs as Spongebob plays nose flute)
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patrick, because you have to feel sorry for him
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Spongebob.."Aw, barnacles"\nI also like Mrs. Puff - Mrs. Puff’s Boating School\nand the narrator :)\nI want to visit Bikini Bottom!
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Watch a good and horribly funny episode of Spongebob Squarepants. That helped me.
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spongebob was born on the 14 july 1986 making him 20 in july\nthey reveal this when spongebob shows his driving liscense in a dream
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Patrick has that whole dumb, innocent so i think he wins with the cute look, even though I do luvv spongbob
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I would say Peter.  He was even my favorite in the movie spoof.  He is just a lovable goof!
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i dont kno but spongebob is totaly awsome
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I don't think SpongeBob is a butt-kisser.  \n\nI also think that all the characters are just there for entertainment purposes and apparently lots of people, adult and children, enjoy this show.  \n\nI don't see why some people have to break down a show because they don't like it.  If you don't like it, DON'T watch it!!  Stop ruining it for the rest of us.  Just like in the one episode where Squidward doesn't like crabby patties, but then he tries one and ends up loving them. (sorry I have 4 kids age 9 to 18 months)
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In my opinion you're only as old as you feel. I'm a 27 year old woman and I watch Spongebob and I don't have kids. Of course I have good genetics and people think I'm younger than I am but that doesn't matter I say do what makes you happy. So I say watch Spongebob all the time!!!!
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homer!!! because he loves marge soooo much. and also because he is sooo stupid hahaha
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You know, I'm amazed to run across someone having this problem.  It's the funniest thing, you see, because I'm having an affair with Spongebob's girlfriend!  \n\nNo kidding, I'm serious.  This girl I'm seeing is dating Spongebob, but she was with him first-- technically they weren't together when I started seeing her, but she went back to him, and I just didn't stop seeing her.  \n\nSo my advice to you?  Have an affair with someone else, and if she catches you, bring up your affair, and let her know about Spongebob's girlfriend's affair.  That will piss her and Spongebob off.