need more answeres!!snappy come-backs,smug superior one-liners wanted....?
358754
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an un-armed opponent...
246004
What a bunch of wusses on this site... COME ON! someone tell a racist joke, ... it's a JOKE duh .... DUH!!!!\n\nMaybe I should declare myself the biggest pus*sy like the rest of you and kill myself.
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Those of you who accused this joke teller of being a twat and racist read all the writing if you're able. He did say it was a joke. Also look at Al V's response....\nI wish you lot woul lighten up...after all let's have a laugh before the buggers blow us up.
812978
excellent never heard that 1before.\ni have just read your questions from yesterday they were funny too . you are a natural
291524
I resent the accusation.  I always try to answer questions to the best of my abilities, if it's a serious question, that is.  Some questions just beg to be answered in a funny manner.  Read through my answers and let me know what you think.
1085788
hey ur back!!!i thot you were gonna leave yahoo ans for good...good to have you back.\nyou know whats the best thing abt you?you post sooooooo many jokes...yet you dont forget to pick the best ans...many ppl jus forget abt their questions after posting them...........umm..u got the hint right???
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Ma'am, aren't you the same lady who asked that hilarious "What would you DO in such a situation?" question before where you spoke of an 80 year old lady  and another hilarious hypothetical question involving pee?\n\nI just saw that I'd got three thumbs down for bursting into laughter there.\n\nMay I just compliment your great sense of humor, ma'am?\n\nI really needed these laughs.\n\nThank you.
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isn't it interesting to see how so many users will leave you a nasty answer? would they be that rude if they knew you in person? i bet not. it's amazing how the computer just allows all of the demons to come out & say & do what they will. \n\nanyway, did you enjoy the pizza i sent over? i sent you extra cheese! hope it was yummy!!!
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http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
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gosh again i answer 1 of ur questions:)\n\nthis one will be even shorter as the previous! \nLook at your own heart, do want to lie to get ahead?
899515
I would forgive you after all i have a great sense of humour and i can appreciate a good joke  ! Have you seen my jokes ?? Lots of thumbs downs unfortunately , why do people take them so seriously ?
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What rubbish! Absolute hogwash.\nI just can't stop laughing at this. Whoever told you that is still living in the 14th centure.\nYou have made my day. Best one today.
505794
OK this question made me laugh today.. and i so needed a good laugh.. thanks... hope you get your ummmm o sorry forgot what i was going to say...oh well thanks
524686
why don't i give u thumbs UP! for the joke!! haha\n\nwcwc PD!! lol thanks for the laughs... GOOD MORNING TO U SIR..:)
467315
LOL  ROTFL  HHAHAHAHAHAHAAH\n\n\nthanks for the laugh....\nOh coul dyou provide where you got that
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Never heard that one before!!  You had me goin for a minute, lol!!  Thumbs up on a good laugh!!\n\n\nOMG, PEOPLE, it's a joke!!  Don't be so critical.
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Hey, I like this one. You're the first person who made me laugh today. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. But, I have been in other categories of serious topics today, so I needed a cheer up!