i just got sperm in my eye, what do i do?
372867
jerk off in your other eye to balance it out
834434
Doesnt take long . Once I was babysitting a little girl and she had it at the time, she went home that evening, when I woke up the next morning I knew she had given it to me. My right and part of my left eye was matted shut with that crusty yellow eye mucus stuff. If you do get it you'll know it. First put a warm wet wash cloth over your eye and let it kind of melt the matter away . Your eye or eyes will probably red as well. Then go to the doctor as soon as possible he'll give you some antibiotics or eye drops or something to clear it up . Remember it is very contagious so get treated as soon as possible!
518636
bulging one of ur eyes O_o
1132211
super glue might do it,  i think the milk thing is for teeth.  but i would drive yourself to see a doctor.  if he is not in you can leave your eye there and see  him when he gets in.
635105
dunk some cotton balls in milk... but them on your eyes and lay back for about an hour... it worked 4 me... (but just as a warning... it gets messsy!!)
449381
try using the eye dropper tool
381730
Sounds like you had lazer eye surgery. Yes,No?  If so go get some more ASAP. You need them to help with the healing process. Get some more.
510127
it is probably a sty, it will go away, place a warm washrag on it and that may bring it down a bit an help with the discomfort, to be safe go to a doctor, i mean...it's your eye, don't play around with it.  probably not serious though
495331
with sperm i think........i dont know
649316
It should come out in the end.  Eat some Raisin Bran.\n\nI do hope you're joking.\n\nIf it's still in there after a day, you need to see a doctor.
870668
See a Doctor it sounds like you have set off a case of conjunctivitis...eyes are very delicate don't try any home cures see the Dr...
384027
If you have more than just a little and if it's gluing your eyes shut, you need to see your eye doctor.  It's possibly a sign of a bacterial infection (maybe conjunctivitis).  Don't put salt water in your eyes - it will just irritate them.  If you need to, you can irrigate a little with artificial tears, sterile saline, or contact lens solution.  But get yourself to your eye doctor so that you can be treated properly.
1063943
I had it done years back. Went in to the Doc. First of all I got shaved. Then the doc traced the outline of my left ball and found the tube just below the surface. Made a minor incision, then went thru the incision - found the tube and snipped thru it, cut a small section of tube off, then sealed both tube ends. Came out the incision & put 1 stich in to seal it. Job done! Took about 6 mins. Laid down for half an hour & then taken home.\nOnly very minor problem being (as the doc told me) about 3/4 hrs later felt as though I'd been kicked in the balls by a horse! Didn't  last long, up and running about like a spring chicken hours later. A week later went back to the hospital for a check and test. Doc examined his work, removed the stich, declared everything fine & sent me off for a test! This required jacking off into a small glass jar - like peaing for a urine test. Given a number to call the next day.  Called - declared negative, no more sperm will be fired.\n\nDon't know what they do today. However, understand they can now fit a tap & just turn the sperm flow off? When U want children, U nip in & they turn it back on. Sounds more like an auto check and sevice.
272172
close your eyes for at least 15 minutes, go to an eye Doctor and see if you damaged your eyes, and don't do it again.
570748
best i suggest, u gather some money for doctor\n\na wrong peek can land u with aids
148987
just mix a little boric acid (found in drugstores) with some warm water in a cup and then flush your eye with it. it always works right away and soothes it. Also don't worry it doesn't burn.
955400
It is sperm and you are too horny!\nYou need to wa.nk, and every day even!\nOtherwise have sex with somebody if you just may.