Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?
363919
I've wondered that one myself.\n\nA better question is, if goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does Pluto wear a collar and have a dog house, where goofy has a job and car and house???
1092994
i dont know why but he needs to learn to use the potty
587408
OMG are we supposed to be wearing pants for this stuff?  Why did nobody tell me?\nI am so embarrassed now
778030
Pooh is too scatter-brained, tigger causes distruction with his hyperactivity, Eeyor is just...weird. What about the Owl. I don't remember his name, but he seemed pretty smart. also, Ms. Roo, She is so sweet, she would be a compassionate and clever minister.
91012
They probably don't wear underwear.  They are pretty gross if they rewear them without washing them.
404381
This is a question I've been wanting to ask myself!\n\nI don't think he had diapers.  I think people (including the baby Jesus) just went wherever, back then.  People stank and had the fortitude to bear it.\n\nI'm pretty sure it was like this old school song I know about a girl named, "Fatty Patty".\n\nFatty Patty, Two By Four,\nCouldn't Fit Through The Bathroom Door,\nSo She Did It On The Floor,\nLicked It Up And Did Some More.
123809
contrary to popular belief it is not because he has square pants. "square" is a 50's-60's slang word for loser, which is clearly the case. also he's gay. hence the pink starfish best friend and not wanting to get in sandy's astronaut suit.
128208
Grown men can wear pretty much anything they like (try Googling 'Pete Burns'...) but I'm pretty sure he should be wearing pants while teaching, unless he happens to be your tutor for:\n\nArt - it's some sort of ironic post post-Modern statement\nPsychology - you're covering exhibitionism and infantilism simultaneously due to budget cuts\nAnthropology - He's sharing with you the results of his most recent research paper: a participant's account of the customs and rituals of firemen
164582
I have provided two links below.  One is for a 1st birthday and the other is for a generic birthday.  Both are a Winnie the Pooh design.  I hope this helps.  Have a Tiggeriffic day!
223449
Because they haven't quite finished evolving yet! Back when we were apes, every once in awhile Mama ape would go out with all of her girlfriends to the local cave tavern. Papa ape had to stay behind and feed Junior ape. Since there was no Mama ape around, and no milk man delivered any freshly squeezed milk from an anklysoaraus, then Papa ape had to resort to using his own nipples to provide Junior ape with the nourishment he needed to be a big strong hairy caveman.\n\nThe real answer is, because God created man with two nipples. End of story.
640165
because guys don't look hot with out their leather pants and chaps.   We look real slim in our leather pants, but when we take them off, that big old beer belly come out of hiding.  ugggh!
1079043
Cause he has a big wiener ???
412429
Yes he does you should buy some the pants make your butt look rounder
221840
Sponge bob square pants!
382166
Because he wasn't allowed to Jay-walk.\n\n:o)
524207
not really. \n\nAs demeaning as it is for him, he will have to wear nappies (Diapers) till he grows out of it - he will grow out of it.
72529
Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?  Because he was looking for Pooh.\n\n(Sorry if that joke is disgusting, it's the only one I know)