if apes were presidents of every country,what would may go wrong?
360645
The Presidents ARE all apes that is what is wrong with the world today.
145590
it is possible but a transporant president should not do that.\n\nit is possible, well ways of putting fear in the minnors
442096
I guess George Bush,,,,at least he would have the secret phone number to the military to get us off there....Al Gore would probably want to stay and chat with the natives, or run for political office. Ellen may have a sense of humor, but being stuck is not funny....we could starve....Gene Simmons is just too weird...he one of those satan people with his tongue stuck out all the time...he would proabably eat all the food, if there is any, and not leave any for me...
734553
The outcome would be a large amnesty, but this issue could be solve by an anchor baby becoming the president of the United States., A Mexican American president Would be very nice. that way we could be a very large country, stronger indeed. I like the Idea.
621489
when his opponents are apes.\n\nActually, maybe even then the apes would win.\n\nNOTE!  I fully support Bush, the only thing is just that I acknowledge (and make fun of, apparently) the fact that he's not exactly the most intelligent president we've ever had.
138004
Well, it would probably be the next step in de-evolution.\n\n1996: Robert Dole, a man\n\n2000 and 2004: George Bush, a chimp\n\n2008: possibly a baboon? \n\nCouldn't be any worse.
265170
it would in all likelyhood be very very bad, i see very scary people on pale horses, the end of peace as we now know it, and a shift in the global power structure.\nits questions such as this that could bring down the house that man built. Such a cruel question indeed,that never the less deserves an answer that only the strongest of us can answer. very awsome ?  regards JuJu
483078
yes he would. He'd win the World Wide Best Chimp Impersonation Elections.\n\nHe'd win the Idiot of the Year election.... etc
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The first priority is IQ.\nWithout it that where the mess was created in planet of apes.\nLook at those antiques with creaky legs who came from the cold.\nBack from Russia with love.\nCan't even see the footprints in the snow.\nIn this line of business cheap-skate paper qualification with computer games does not work in planet of apes.\nMust learn to see what the monkeys were up to for the good of mankind in planet of apes.
533372
Ehmm...the world is a sad place indeed, if there's a war going on in some part of the world and people are worried about the costs of it....well...I guess monkeys are smarter than us after all....
356857
Ummmmm...? Maybe, maybe they will if all the chimps + humans die?
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In regards to Bush leaving, it depends on who would replace him. As for the world being better off with out the entire USA, I guess much of the world would have serious financial problems considering how much money, food, and aid the USA gives to everyone else.
273422
try trading your wife with a chimpanzee. I'm sure you will all live happilly after   hahahaha!
150051
That would be the Chimp - appointed to the presidency by a 5/4  vote of the Supreme Court on partisan lines.  It should never have gone to the court.  This was a right wing coup.
572457
If people freely roamed the world, language barriers would be rampant as would disease, and my personal belief is that the entire world would be separated into a thin very rich crust, and a subsistence level remainder of society. Meanwhile violence would be the norm, if at a somewhat more controlled level than some of the genocide areas.  That would be better for some in the world than what they have now, but would be much much worse for us.
395266
yes a guy would french kiss an ape if he thought it would lead somewhere
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I will never ever believe that!!!! Think about it,if that were true, then why aren't the apes turning human now. hmmmmmm