what are some Newfoundland sayings?
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"by da' lord dyin'"\n"give 'er"\n"yes by!"\n"da friggin'. . ." \n"up da shore"\n"townies" (people from St.John's). "baymen" (people from everywhere else in NFLD)\n"luh!" (this is used in various contexts)\n"me/da missis" my wife/girlfriend\n"how she cuttin'?" (how are you?)\n\nAny newfies know any others? Come on, there are millions more!!
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"\n\n-Ralph Wiggum
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Wenslydale: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?\n\nCustomer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.\n\nWenslydale: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.\n\nCustomer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?\n\nWenslydale: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.\n\nCustomer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.\n\nWenslydale: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.\n\nCustomer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?\n\nWenslydale: Sorry, sir.\n\nCustomer: Red Windsor?\n\nWenslydale: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.\n\nCustomer: Ah. Stilton?\n\nWenslydale: Sorry.\n\nCustomer: Ementhal? Gruyere?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Lipta?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Lancashire?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: White Stilton?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Danish Brew?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Double Goucester?\n\nWenslydale: (pause) No.\n\nCustomer: Cheshire?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Dorset Bluveny?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Camenbert, perhaps?\n\nWenslydale: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.\n\nCustomer: (surprised) You do! Excellent.\n\nWenslydale: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...\n\nCustomer: Oh, I like it runny.\n\nWenslydale: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.\n\nCustomer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!\n\nWenslydale: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.\n\nCustomer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.\n\nWenslydale: Oooooooooohhh........!\n\nCustomer: What now?\n\nWenslydale: The cat's eaten it.\n\nCustomer: (pause) Has he.\n\nWenslydale: She, sir.\n\n(pause)\n\nCustomer: Gouda?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Edam?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Case Ness?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Smoked Austrian?\n\nWenslydale: No.\n\nCustomer: Japanese Sage Darby?\n\nWenslydale: No, sir.\n\nCustomer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?\n\nWenslydale: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--\n\nCustomer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.\n\nWenslydale: Fair enough.\n\nCustomer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.\n\nWenslydale: Yes?\n\nCustomer: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!\n\nWenslydale: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name.\n\n(pause)\n\nCustomer: Greek Feta?\n\nWenslydale: Uh, not as such.\n\nCustomer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?\n\nWenslydale: no\n\nCustomer: Parmesan,\n\nWenslydale: no\n\nCustomer: Mozarella,\n\nWenslydale: no\n\nCustomer: Paper Cramer,\n\nWenslydale: no\n\nCustomer: Danish Bimbo,\n\nWenslydale: no\n\nCustomer: Czech sheep's milk,\n\nWenslydale: no\n\nCustomer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?\n\nWenslydale: Not *today*, sir, no.\n\n(pause)\n\nCustomer: Aah, how about Cheddar?
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"No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn."\n\nHal Borland\n\nIn Latin:\n\nHaud hiberna permaneo forever ; haud ver skips suus verto.\n\nIn Spanish:\n\n"Ningún invierno dura por siempre; ningún resorte salta su vuelta."
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benny lenny kenny\nbenny benny lenny\ncharlie goose\nbenny benny \nlenny lenny
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gag me with a spoon (ew)\nthats cold shot (way of saying thats BS)\ngroovy (cool)\ndo the wild thing (obvious)\ngrody (gross)\nhave a cow (get upset)\nillin' (something uncool)\nnot even (something you dont agree with)\ntubular (something cool)
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ok \n1. Pacific\n2. Antartic Cirlce\n3 Newfoundland (i'm canadian)
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give me a few of the lyrics
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I like that Gooners one:\n(to the tune of 'when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....)\n\n“When the spurs start to cry,\nWhen they don’t qualify,\nBlame lasagne.\nWhen they think it's a treat,\nBut it's real dodgy meat,\nBlame lasagne!”
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I learned it this way (I'll use the Buffalos, because that was my high school mascot)\n\n"Everywhere we go-oh (response)\nPeople stop and ask us (response)\nwho we aaaare (response)\nand so we tell 'em (response)\n\nWe're the f***ing buffalos\nthe mighty mighty buffalos"\n\n...and so on..."
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O Canada!\nOur home and native land!\nTrue patriot love in all thy sons command.\nWith glowing hearts we see thee rise,\nThe True North strong and free!\nFrom far and wide, O Canada,\nWe stand on guard for thee.\nGod keep our land glorious and free!\nO Canada, we stand on guard for thee.\nO Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
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guy- do you wanna hear a joke?\n\nGirl- sure (if she says no your outta luck)\n\nguy- (grabs her hand a draws a line down the center of her hand using his finger.) Okay, the rabbit is on one side of this river.  The fox is on the other, the fox can't go around, across, through, over or under the river.  How does the fox get to the rabbit? (All the while holding her hand)\n\nGirl- I don't know how? (And if she comes up with any other answer, just tell her no!)\n\nGuy- He can't, I just wanted to hold your hand.\n\nHa ha ha!!  It sure got me!
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Bix a belex? - Hi, how are you?\nMaloob- I'm fine, OK.\nYum botic - Thank you\nMixba - You're welcome\nTu'x ka binex? - Where are you going?\nKin bin tin nah- I'm going home\nKoox tun - Let's get going
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OH BEAUTIFUL BELUGA WHALE\nYOU'RE LIKE AN ICEBERG WITH A TAIL\n\nYOUR FACE SO KIND, YOUR SKIN SO WHITE\nYOU TRULY ARE A LOVELY SIGHT\n\nOH DOLPHIN FROM THE ARCTIC SEAS\nHOW IS IT THAT YOU NEVER FREEZE?\n\nIT MUST BE YOUR BELUGA BLUBBER\nTHAT JIGGLES LIKE YOU'RE MADE OF RUBBER\n\nFOR YOU MY FRIEND I'LL MAKE A WISH\nFIND PEACE AND JOY, AND LOTS OF FISH\n\nby\n\nDesert Rat
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"Things could always be worse"\n\n"cry now, we'll laugh later"\n\n"give until you have nothing left to give, and then give some more"\n\n"Live, laugh and love often"\n\n\nReally good question by the way...sort of curious to see what others have.
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1."Golf is a good walk spoiled."\n\n2."I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."\n\n3."Love your enemies, it really pisses them off."\n\n4."Me want cookie."\n\n5."The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."\n\n6."I'm not racist! I hate everyone EQUALLY!"\n\n7."It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."\n\n8."Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."\n\n9."Be not simply good - be good for something."\n\n10."Be true to your work, your word, and your friend."