Who's PC smells like a dried up Bow-Daggit? Why do they smell that way? Did the hamster die?
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ah ain't never heared of no bow-daggit, dag-nabbit.\nah ain't got no hamster neither, nary a use fer 'em.
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This is by far one of the funniest question I ran into yet!\n\nwell when an animal goes to the bathroom(take a Sh*t) and it gets stuck in their fur (hair) and hangs(usually dried Sh*T). This is considered a dingleberry
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To cough cough gag gag choke choke exuse me bless you are you naked? Thanks for dessert, it was delicious. Up your camels butt and behind the corner for about 3 minutes of extremely intense areobics from that girl sally with hair plugs and juicy green absolute vodka which stems out of the top of her head. Wouldn't you mussle-toff with the voodoo captain? How else are we going to exist in this world? Jeeze!
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I dont know. Here smell, do you think it stinks??? Curious minds would love to know...
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
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Hamster\n\nHe was the only hamster in a cartoon.
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"Random Non-sensical Stuff"\n\nYes, this is what I need! I need a category where I can ask if it snows in Honduras will the spotted meal worm be able to approach puberty in time. \n\nOr......these three which will now and forever remain near and dear to my heart:\n\nIf you were a freshly harvested eggplant would you feel guilty that most of your nutrition was erased by the fact you were breaded and deep fried and turned into eggplant parm?\n\nDo erasers silently scream when you traumatically scrape their head across the paper leaving behind tiny bits of their scalps?\n\nIf you were born with more than the normal number of toes would you hide your malady in shame or would you try to exploit it on the sideshow circuit?\n\n\n\nI shall now campaign for "Random Non-sensical Stuff!"
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Mmmm....another gorgeous question.\n\nLet me think...\n\nNope, it still smelled good enough to eat.  Wanna try?
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Well, i think it's pretty obvious that bright green poop smells the best. Red or black poop smells the worst. Nothing quite like the smell of a GI bleed! YUMMY!
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Why did the blonde sniff Sweet N Low?\n\nShe thought it was diet coke.\n\n((no offense to lbonde.. it's just really funny)
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I was cleaning my dogs kennel this morning and my dog decided to pee on my leg.   It wasn't funny then and I'm not sure if it is funny now.  \nAnyone want to buy a couple of Huskeys.
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how did spiderman died!?\n\n   -- bec he was eaten by a frog!\n\n\n\nhehe... corny :P
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?
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Q: What do you get when you cross the pilsbury doughy boy and Raggety Ann???\n\nA: A little Redheaded B*tch with a yeast infection!  haha\n\n\nOK so a little sick but still funny :o) LOL
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I had the surround sound to my PC cranked up...(which is awesome by the way...it goes so loud)\nand anyways i said you had to put your nose right up to the screen to get it...anyways he was concentrating really hard and it scared him so bad he FELL OUT OF HIS STINKING CHAIR! \nI kid you not he FELL OUT and started laughing so hard he cried.
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I think Gargamel choked a smurph in one of the episodes...and all i know it scared the poop out of the smurph and it's poop was like a rainbow, most amazing thing i've ever seen