What are the answers to the Lenny Conundrum???
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Jordan is Brown and Bori.
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An elderly lady who believed that the world was a flat disk carried on the back of a giant turtle was asked what she believed was below the turtle. Her answer went something like: "you can't trick me, young man, it's turtles all the way down".\n\nAll the way down to where? The question was meaningless to the old lady.
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I think the second time around the man should pull his waist line out for the donkey to actually see. How could the donkey see if the man was whispering in his ear? I know it could be implied it was done afterwards but the joke would run smoother if it were rewritten. Still not a bad joke. It's been a while since I've heard it.
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I clicked on the link, but I saw that you had already been helped!\n\nPerhaps Odesseus/Ulysses was a comic hero?  I mean, come on!  A big wooden horse to defeat the Trojans?  Somehow I think this was a play on Trojan ego...  Was the giant wooden horse compensating for something?  Sorry.  I love double meanings...
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Hahaha - share your pain.  While stranded up in VT over the winter, my guy and I rented a VCR and The Aristocrats to watch back at the hotel (yes, we PAID to use a VCR ick).\n\nWe were enjoying some bubbly and were a bit giddy - yet did not find it the least bit amusing.  At first we thought we were missing something - like there was something inherently funny about it, but we were missing a piece of information about the punchline.  We couldn't finish watching it!\n\nFriends of ours watched it as well and while they found it funny that Bob Sagget was talking so dirtily, there was nothing actually funny about the joke.\n\nIt's too bad, too b/c I would like to have enjoyed it, given all the hype I read about it.
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Jeez I wish I knew!!!\nBetter left no understood!
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I haven't touched my octothorpe all day....until.....\n\n\n\n\nNOW!\n\n#####################################################
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A down on his luck mathematician interviewed for a job as a fireman.  He was asked the question in his interview, "If there was a paper fire in a dumpster, how would you deal with it?"  The mathematician proceeded to describe how he'd get the fire hose and fill the dumpster with water, thereby extinguishing the fire.\n\nTwo weeks later, the fire company, with the mathematician as a new member, responded to a fire at a warehouse.  Arriving at the warehouse, they found a pallet of paper brochures on fire.  Quickly, the mathematician opened a warehouse door, grabbed a pallet jack, pushed the pallet into a dumpster outside the warehouse door, then grabbed a fire hose and fills the dumpster.\n\nThe fire chief was furious?  "What the heck you were doing?" he asked the mathematician.  The mathematician responded, "I simply re-expressed the problem in terms of a problem with a known solution."
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Denfinitely need clarification........
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More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order. \n\n"If the public didn't care, I as an entertainer wouldn't have been a success," he said. \n\nDiamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts at $15 or $20 (autographed) each to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee. \n\nThe T-shirt has a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says, "Save My House." The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said. \n\nHe's selling the shirts on his Web site: http://www.getdshirts.com. \n\nThe foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court. \n\nDiamond appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show Tuesday to plead his case. "I'm doing great with my comedy, but this is definitely a low point," he said. "Real life comes in and affects you." \n\nDiamond doesn't have a listed phone number, and e-mails to the address on his Web site and at an alternative address were not immediately returned Thursday.
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i have no idea about that alexander bunyip\nand he was in a suit??\nwow.. that surely cleared my mind of my bad imagination of green and slimy bunyips\nsorry for not answering your Q, but couldnt help answering =)
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1. not a clue what you're talking about\n\n2. download the simpsons version of the poem on limewire and you'll find out for yourself\n\n3. don't know what a "follwed" is
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I looked at your question and since I love quotations (and remember Eddie Cantor), I thought I'd give a try to find the source.  Good grief.  A zillion quotation sites, and nary a source.  I did come up with another place for you, though - The Eddie Cantor Appreciation Society (with a site currently visited by over 99,000 whoopee makers) has an email address (info@EddieCantor.com).  If I were you I'd ask them, as some fans probably know dialogue by heart.  Good luck, and sorry I wasn't able to be more precise.
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Oooooo what a lovely convoluted question! Love it! good luck with the fundys though!
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Dear Angelo,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nAngelo, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Angelo. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Angelo you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Angelo. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Angelo by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd Angelo, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Angelo, and have a great day!\n-Bryce
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Duh????\n\nRead the title, you'll find the answer, or better yet read the story...
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?