Want 10 points? - Scratch Test!?
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http://www.allergytest.co.uk/\n\nhttp://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003519.htm
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nRide Damage Survey\n\nThis practical joke is best done to people who are truly anal about their car, truck, whatever. The type that parks their car 20 hectares away from the mall to avoid it getting touched by human kind. When your buddy leaves the car, get your friend to place a note on the windshield that reads "Sorry, about the scratch. We will take car of any damage." and add a fake phone number. Then as you come out with your buddy from the mall, and they read the note, let the search for the non-existent scratch begin. You can help by point out "potential" scratches, watching him or her run over to see, only to realize it's just dirt. This one can done from afar so that you can watch the owner of the survey for damage rather than you helping out, can be even more hilarious.\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nI Didn't Type That!\n\nMicrosoft Word and most likely a bunch of other word processing programs now come with something called "AutoCorrect". When a common misspelling is made, it checks a list for it, and makes the corresponding correction. Example, it would change "adn" to "and". The magic of this is that it is user editable! Hop onto your co-workers workstation, load up their word processor's AutoCorrect list, and let your imagination run rampant. First start with the small, but most aggravating ones by reversing what is already in the list, change the corrections to the misspellings! Then move to even more humorous stuff like company acronyms, people's names, it's endless! Then watch to see how long it takes before they switch the blame from their own typing, to the word processor, and eventually to their sick minded co-worker... you!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nDeclined Funds\n\nSuperglue a quarter to the ground in front of a vending machine. Only time-lapse photography could truly show the ingeniousness of such a practical joke, but sticking around for an hour gives you a pretty good idea of how cheap people really are.\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nDry This\n\nPark your car on a the street facing traffic, using a dark colour late model domestic sedan adds to the authenticity of this prank. Wear dark clothes and wear sunglasses and hold a hair dryer out the window and watch in delight as car come squealing to a halt as they pass you.\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nFlash Gordon\n\nIn countries that use speed cameras, park your car on the side of the road at night, preferably somewhere you can hide well. As cars pass you, take pictures with your camera, the flash will lead the drivers to believe they have just been caught speeding. Watch the glow of red lights as they slow down after realizing they just got a ticket for speeding. Too bad you can't be there to witness the months of anxiety waiting for the non-existent traffic violation to arrive by mail to all these "speeding" drivers.\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nChalk Burn\n\nTeacher or professor giving you a hard time? Grab their blackboard chalk and drill a small hole straight down from the writing end, insert a match, and fill the hole with a blend of chalk dust and glue. Put the chalk back and watch the panic when smokes starts to spew!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nShow Your Colours\n\nPlace a "Gay Pride" sticker on your homophobic buddy's car. The joke only gets more amusing the longer the person doesn't realize it is there. This works great for people that reverse into parking spots and tend not to walk around the back of their
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bugs on some of you _________, but there aint no bugs on me\n\ni cant remember what goes in the blank. sorry\n\n\n\nplease vote best answer
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Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa!\nOh, oh....Good one!\n\nSnooty B.itch!
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Here you go!\n\nhttp://www.designerchecks.com/CheckDetail.aspx?vpid=76
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this is a common problem , it  used to happen in the game of 8 ball a lot, I relize you are talking about snooker but with other games the ball in hand rule elimates the possibility of scratching on prurpose .
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You scratched the glass and that is showing up in the reflection. \n\nTry rubbing a little non-gel toothpaste into the scratch and then polish with a soft cloth.\n\nAlternatively try mixing 1 part dry mustard and 1 part white vinegar into a paste. Apply paste to the scratch. Polish with a soft cloth.
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is your cd badly scratched?
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Absolutely especialy with my sexy fingers, i am typo queen, if there was a prize for typos id get it for sure, holy shit just did a check and no typos, its a mirracle!!! hehe hh dd ff rr ii tt ss cc bb ww qq did u see that :)
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Ummm....\n\nFabri-dents?
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still scratch , you cant go up
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Once upon a time my boss asked me to take apart a $10,000 piece of electronic hardware piece by piece. \n\nWhy you ask? \n\nWell you see it had been slightly scratched by someones watch. He wanted to spray paint the scratched piece. \n\nI warned him that I had hardware made by the same brand and they tended to use interlocking pieces later braced by the circuit boards. But he wanted it painted. So I took all 75 screws out. Wouldn't you know it all the pieces interlocked and were held together by the circuit boards. So he asks me to put it back, then cover it with newspapers except for the offending area so we can spray paint it while together.\n\nAll went well and the machine looked great. I thought. He noticed that there was an area where I had let the tape holding the newspaper down go over into the spray painted area. There was a spot about 3-4 mm thick by 3-4 cm long area that could barely be seen. He told me when we had time we'd fix it.\n\nAll this while I still had to attend to my regular duties.
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That depends.  Is the scratch just in the green part of the board?  If so, that most likely won't be a problem, because that is essentially just insulation.  If the scratch is through any of the "lines" on the board (the electricity travels through these, the technical term is a "trace"), then you will most likely need to repair them.  You will just need to make sure there is an electrical connection between the broken lines -- Google a "conductive pen" for a tool you can use to connect them.  Good luck!
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Follow the unpack directions in the read me.\n-NmD!
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um..i am not going to ask how it got there but try a paint scraper then just get a little paint a touch it up where the scratch is
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yeah, if I could scratch it with a steel knife.  Pyrite would be flaky and would feel like glass almost. Gold would be soft and I could sink a knife into it a bit.  I don't know what silver feels like but I could tell it after I found the first two.
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If it itched, you bet.  The way I look at it is like this..... It's my butt and if it itches I am going to scratch it, if you don't want to see me doing that don't look at my butt!!! :)