Ok peeps I'm creeping on that dreadful Big 40 birthday door, any suggestions?
371874
Nothing wrong with being 40, a lot of guys usually reach their attractive peak at that age. Don't worry about it. They get better looking when they are older and mature.
16988
I went for 2003. I'm not sure how old you are, but plan on bringing something to drink and eat. We got there at 5:30PM and sat about 9 blocks from where the ball drops until midnight. Bring something for you and your friends to do. The crowd we were around wasn't very lively.  I'd definitely do it again.. only with alcohal this time. THEY WILL SEMI-SEARCH YOU!
121636
look into your collegiate amllumni network.  typically they are very effective at opening the door.
720577
Go to the Day Spa and get the works....maybe even some streaks put in your hair or a change in color!!!\n\nEnjoy and Have a Happy Birthday!!!!
180406
too funny!!!! Can I get an invite?
1175203
Set up B-B que in the junior parking lot early in the morning.. have a party.. As sophomores and Juniors come in to park... send them away...\nP.s.. block the entrance with senior cars..\n Haven't you gotten outta school already???
438122
Get a mini keg, those are fun, or do a scrapbook of the birthday party, keep all the labels of the bottles. I say do a birthday keg instead of a birthday cake. Or you could try lining up bottles in the shape of the numbers or you could make a cake that looks like a bottle of alcohol, wine liquer, beer, whatever. \n p.s. anyone that doesnt drink would think that it is not so fun after a while. but if you drink then the more the better!
1071255
At 9:00 this evening you need to be in the alley 3 Blocks to the East of your house.\n\nDon't be late. And come alone.
544640
next time they come a knocking at your door ask them! then slam the door on there face!
485688
Stop walking around and get back to work!\nSay hi once and just do a jesture next time.
125316
dont worry about that curous george just worry about the feds knocking at your door in two minutes thats gives you enough time to go out the window RRRRRUUUUNNNN BBBBBIIIIITTTCCCHHHHHHH TTTTTHHHEEEEYYY CCCCCOOOMMMIIINNNGGGG
1149769
Wear Black.\n\nOther than that try and get out of the thing. I try to avoid meeting dead people.
617419
i had the same problem. just put a note on the door saying "mormons and jehovahs, please leave me alone" i did and it worked!
947188
Just a general : "Your invited" Birthday invitation\nthe Over the Hill gets on your nerves
930590
hire a bouncy castle and other daft things like that and buy a few crates of beer and have a a blast. Happy Birthday
606296
gee, i don't know dude, i just turned 20 this year and it sucks? i still wanna be a teenage trash and just trash out if you know what i mean?\n\nbut i think the best thing to do man is just eat and be merry, buy a couple of beer and ask your best mates for a night in your crib and plainly party, yeah, that's what i do, party\n\nbtw, happy birthday dude and goodluck on your 30's ahead and so on and so forth oh and btw on your last 20's year \n\ncheers to all!
749766
Get yourself some boottii\nhehehe\njust have fun...and don't kill yourself!!!\nBest of luck.\n***~`Happy Birthday!!!~***