How can you say "Your hair looks like a friggin' satellite!"?
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Ouryay airhay ookslay ikelay aay igginfray atallitesay!
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'assorted souls to speak'\n          or\n'actually silly telly serial'
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Well, they're pretty short to paraphrase, but I'll have a go:\n\n1. You'll look awful\n2. I saw her last with a man\n3. I was inspired\n4. He's a bit fake
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HA. that sounds like a bad 80's hair band lyric.
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One I know goes like this:\n\n"Pablito clavó un clavito. ¿Qué clavito clavó Pablito?"\n\nBy the way, myindigostar. Do you really think you're funny? You're not offensive to us Spanish speakers. You're just ridiculous.
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Direct speech:\nHe says: "you are very beautiful."\n\nIndirect speech:\nHe says, she is very beautiful.
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Saw this one at a barber shop:\n\n"If your hair's not becoming to you, you should be coming to us."
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blonde hair or some color\n\n:> peace\n.
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Hey Jim, why don't you take a little of your beard hair and make a toupee out of it, who wants a bald Anti-christ? Spruce up a bit, what do you say?
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"Play fair"\nPrince Cosmo!!!
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[`ja: - ne - gava`riu: - po - ang`lisski]\n1) I - [ja:] (like in "yard" - [ja:d])\n2) don't speak - [ne] (or it may sound like [ni]) [gava'riu]\n3) English [pa - ang`lisski]  ([g] like in grass, not gym)\n\nI'm Russian  :)
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>_> is like... wow. I've never had to explain this. It's like when someone says something to you weird, or different.\n\nLucy: Wow, George is sure hott!\n(George is not "hott")\nJane: >_>
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Dookie! Dookie!\nRar! Rar! Rar!\nGreen Day Rock!\nCis! Boom! Bah!
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It's called Retro Mullet With Curls. You can achieve this style by going to your local SuperCuts...
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"Negative, ghostrider; the pattern is full."  - Top Gun\n-or- "Negative, ghostrider."\n\n"This is a suck!" - Officespace
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you look like a d*#k head
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DUUUUUH\n\nbut she's like, beautiful - a british beauty\n\np.s. - tell it, chole!