how do you explain this: under his feet the beans are being stolen, what a scarecrow!?
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the phrase "what a scarecrow!?" gives a sarcastic tone.. this implies that  the scarecrow isn't able to fulfil his scarecrow duties, thus "under his feet the beans are being stolen".\n\nfurthermore, this shows that this protector or means of security is not proving its purpose.
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The peanut butter solution\nAnd actually it was a boy who was kidnapped by his teacher. Why well the kid went into a haunted house and got so scared that all his hair fell out, so he finds this recipe to make your hair grow back but he mess it up and his hair will not stop growing!\nI hope that it! Let me know if it is not.\nThe sugar is used to trail the teacher back to the warehouse but while they are chasing after the trail a street cleaner washes away the trail.\ni found the sight log onto\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089789/
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It's been a long time since i read this but i'll try to help.  1. It means she lay down beside him after he was already dead and she was old.  So She perhaps killed him to keep him with her forever 2. I don't remember, sorry 3.  I don't know for sure but i think that would give way too much away. We are left to guess at what is going on 4. When Emily bought the rat poison and when the house smelled so bad they had to put lye around it 5. your on your own here 6. He was poor and happy and she was rich and very sheltered and unhappy and wierd.  It's basically saying money isn't all it's made out to be. In this town they seem to understand that titles aren't everything 7. She's sad and deluded but she is doing what she thinks is right.  \nI haven't read this in so long that my answers are probably quite wrong, check them with someone else first if you decide to use the ones I could remember.   This is a pretty disgusting story.  I don't really know why teachers asign it.  Good luck!
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Are you talking about that Nancy boy bloke. Haha Secret gave him what for didn't she, bless her.\nShe shouldn't worry about him though, blood pressure that high and he'll be dead before the next election.  All that stress coupled with all those cheeseburgers and it couldn't possibly end well.\n\nWonder what will happen to his trailer???
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Wow i don't know what to believe, but like to keep an open mind.  How did oyur professor's friend get hold of the gold bananas?\n\nSounds weird but i think it's a sort of test, you know bad spirits and all that like when they discovered tutankamun's tomb....i certainly wouldn't have kept hold of them if they do exist!
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What's in the bag I'm holding? DOR-eE-toes! but I put it down long enough to type.\nWhen I think of where the expression might have originated, I envision bank robbers, and there's the guy in the get away vehicle and the guy doing the deed inside, and if the cops get there sooner than expected, than the getaway guy is GONE, and the guy inside is "left holding the bag".\nI think there are many plausible explanations, and will be curious what others post...\n\nThey're the kind of cookies that cover up stashed away money or jewels, guess I'm a burglar at heart like ol' Bilbo. But if I'm caught redhanded (what color are my hands now?) then I will certainly grab a cookie on the way out and I hope it's chocolate chip, preferably fresh baked and just a touch gooey.
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Hey Joe, go make some gold and forget about religion. You're going to deceive millions and get yourself killed, you crazy bastard! And no, you DID NOT SEE God and Jesus in the forest. Those were just some serious shrooms you ate.
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".\n\nHe nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.\n\n"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.\n\n"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. "The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?"\n\n"Moses," Replied the bird.\n\n"Moses" the burglar laughed.\n\n"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"\n\nThe bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!
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A farmer had 13 sheep all but nine fell over dead. How many were left standing?\n\n>>>9\n\n\nHow many of each animal did Moses take on the ark with him?\n\n\n>>>>none Noah took two of each\n\n\nThere were four girls and a basket with four apples in it each girl took an apple but there was still one left in the basket. How is this so?\n\n\n>>>>The last girl took the basket with the apple still in it.\n\n\n\nA man is fixin to put up a fence , he needs 100 yards of fencing material. He goes to the store and buys exactly 100 yards of fencing material. Using onley your eyes how can you be sure thats how much is there?\n\n\n>>>>Because I told you so  (using your eyes you read the footage) get it?
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He couldn't squash a jelly bean between 85 and 86 because they are opposite sides of the same page.\n\nHe could squash a chocolate bar between 90 and 91 because they are facing pages.\n\nNext question - what is the proper punishment for his desecration of MY FAVORITE BOOK!!!
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.\n\nHe phoned the police, who asked, "Is an intruder in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.\n\n"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.\n\nWithin five minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red handed.\n\nOne of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"\n\nGeorge said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"\n\ni thought this one was hilarious
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I have always thought of the cookie monster as an addict and I think he would go to the cookie dealer and buy some more probably wastes all his money from his fame on the stuff anyway. Dealing with the stress he would probably even resort to stealing birdseed from Big Bird and hocking it to get more, robbing Oscar for anything he can hock, actually Im not sure that anyone on seseme would be safe. He would even return Elmos crayons to the store to get money for the cookies. Im sure Ernie is sick of putting up with cookie monsters addiction and thats probably why he hid them hes probably trying to get him off of them I think he should have thrown them away but you know, you never know how he would react to that. Really what he should do is try and detox and eat nothing but fruits for snack.
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He had SOMETHING under his coat.  I am thinking it was a wireless radio transciever.  I too wondered WTF it was.  He had to be cheating in the debates.  There is no way with his cocaine addled dry drunk brain, he could function with Karen Hughs telling him what to say from the wings.
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how he got a stolen police gun?\nhmmmmmmm........
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F************HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nTELL HIM TO FILE A POLICE  REPORT!!!  \nLET THE AUTHORITIES HANDLE IT!\n\nYOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO LET HIM STORE HIS 'HOME' THERE!!!!\n\nHE NEEDS MONEY!!  \nUNDERSTAND THIS!  BUT IS IT WORTH \n'YOUR FRIENDSHIP'?\n\nHE SEE'S AN EASY PAYDAY!  \nHE WOULD!\nHE LIVES IN A TRAILER!!!!!!!!!\nGIVE HIM SOME PORK HOT DOGS AND BEANS AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY!!!!!\n\n\nYOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
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you don't make any FREAKIN' sense, chump. I guess my answer is: I guy that him a shell is far away in the aspen hills not to comment in the jail cell at the yard man! What ya think about that ? Does that make sense, nope it doesn't. Read your questions before you post them so you don't look like an idiot!BOOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I want to know this too...it really gives me the creeps. Did they take off the person's legs or something? Is there a black market for leg bones?