Does anybody have some funny Yo Mama jokes?
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If "Yahoo Answers" were around in the 90's your question would not be embarrassing. To bad for you that you are about 16 years too late.
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yo momma so fat she dont need internet she already worldwide.\nyo momma so old when she went to school there werent history class!
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101? I ONLY HAVE MY BEST 3 JOKES...HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND U\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina \n\nyo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"\n\nyo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.\n\nYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.\n\nYo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. \n\nyo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"\n\nyo mama's like a wooden board flat, hard, and easy to nail!
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Some "Yo mamma" jokes...\n\n1) Yo mamma so dumb that if dumbness were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China.\n2) Yo mamma so poor that when she caught you skateboarding, she said, "Get off the family car."\n3) Yo mamma so old that she met Burger King when he was still a prince.\n4) Yo mamma so dumb that she inserted a quarter into a parking meter and waited for her gumball.\n5) Yo mamma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, you missed your 24 hour movie.\n6) Yo mamma so fat that when she walked into the big fancy elevator with the 2,500 pounds limit on the 25th floor, the man inside wasn't scared when he first went to the Tower of Terror elevator in Disneyland.\n7) Yo mamma so old that when you told her to act her age, she almost died.\n8) Yo mamma so dumb that when she went sky diving, she put on her Barbie backpack instead of the parachute.\n9) Yo mamma so old that when she met a man her age, she found out that it was George Washington.\n10) Yo mamma so ugly that when it was May, people said, "Ooh. Really scary and ugly mask, but save it for Halloween."
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There are NO good "Yo Momma" jokes!
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains. \n\nYo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.\n\nYo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.\n\nYo momma so old she still owes Jesus $2.\n\nYo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.\n\nYo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around. \n\nYo Mamma So Fat...\n- Yo Mamma is so fat she could have played the gorilla in King Kong\n- Yo Mamma is so fat when she trips rainbows Skittles fall out\n\nYo Mamma So Dumb...\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought X-Men was a porno movie because of the X\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought DSL stood for D*** Sucking Lips\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb when she went to the bank she asked for daylight savings in her bank account\n\n- Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow she beated the sun in a "Whose more yellow?" contest.\n\nYo Mammas So fat that when she goes to hungry Jacks she eats Jack\n\nYo Mommas so fat that when she got hit by a train she says ''Who threw that stone''\n\nYo Mommas so fat her family theme song is ''We are family,,,Hungry Jacks McDonalds and me,,, We are Family C'Mon every body lets sing'' \n\n \n Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sucks all the water from her body.  \n \nYour mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light \n\nYo mamma is so ugly that when she saw a cop he told her to get out of here and she asked why, and he said it's illegal to have an ugly face in America. \n\nYour mamma is so fat, before god said there be light, he had to tell her to move out of the way… \n\nYo Momma so fat she has to use I-95 as a Slip-N-Slide\n\nYo Momma so old that when I told her to act her age she died \n\nYo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!\n\nYo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.\n\nYo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.\n\nYo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.\n\nYo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.\n\nYo mama's like a pirate, there she blows\n\nYo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH \nMY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow, rain coat someone yelled taxi.\n\nYo momma is so fat, she stands in two different time zones.\n\nYo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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Please visit the following sites :\nhttp://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html \nhttp://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/jokes/yomamma.html\nhttp://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/\nhttp://www.amazinghumor.com/jokes/yomamajokes/\nhttp://www.mommajoke.com/\nhttp://www.aardvarkarchie.com/jokes/yomamma/index.html\n...You'll find all you want !
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\nJust a few :)
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10- Yo mama is so ugly, she tried to enter the Ugly Contest and the scouts said no professionals!\n\n9- Yo mama is so fat, when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said, "Who threw that?"\n\n8- Yo mama is so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed 15 minutes of my show.\n\n7- Yo mama is so poor, she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.\n\n6- Yo mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he said "Hey you, move out of the way."\n\n5- Yo mama is so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!\n\n4- Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the airport and asked for the next flight out, they stamped "Goodyear" on \nher butt and stuck her on the runway.\n\n3- Yo mama is so poor, the closest thing she's got to a car is a low rider shopping cart with a box on top.\n\n2- Yo mama is so poor, I saw a red wagon and as I rode down the street with it she said, "Hey, come back with our family car."\n\n1- Yo mama is so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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i think this one is funny:\nA little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is\n baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over\n his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."\n\n His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your\n father".\n\n He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad,\n I'm a white boy."\n\n His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your\n grandmother."\n\n The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira,\n abuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in\n the face and sends him back to his mother.\n\n His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"\n\n To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white\n for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans."
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I actually put a whole bunch on my yahoo website a few years ago.  It's a combination of ones I made up, and the best ones I've heard.\n\nhttp://www.geocities.com/john_ross_nyc/Momma.html\n\nSome of my favorites:\nYo Momma's SO Fat...\n...if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his\nword for it.\n...all the restaurants in town have signs that say\n"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".\n...when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease\nthe doctor gave her 13 years to live.\n\nThere's many, many, more there.  \n\nHope this helps!\n--J.
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade, yo mama teeth so yellow when she walks into church the choir starts to sing let it shine, let it shine, let it shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! yo mama so fat it took me 4 trains, 3 bus and 1 truck to get on her good side. yo moma so fat when she went on the scale it said to be continued............ yo moma so fat when she step on a dollar she made change. yo moma house so small,when we order a large size pizza, we gat to eat it outside. yo moma so fat she had to wear plastic bag for church shoes. yo moma so fat i thought she was on slimfast.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up\n\nYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.\n\nYo mama so fat were in her right now\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors\n\nYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world\n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy\n\nYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!\n\nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th\n\nYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.\n\nYo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code!\n\nYo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!\n\nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!\n\nYo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.\n\nYo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!\n\nYo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!\n\nYo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!\n\nYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.\n\nYo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!\n\nYo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!\n\nYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!\n\nYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!\n\nYo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!\n\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes\n\nYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind\n\nYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!\n\nYo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\n\nyo momma so fat she fell down and it registered 8.4 on the richter scale\n\nyo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up\n\nyo momma so fat the all-you-can-eat buffet closes when they see her coming\n\nyo momma so fat she sat on a penny and lincoln got a nosebleed\n\nyo momma so fat even her tongue has rolls\n\nyo momma so fat they found you stuck between her thigh rolls, 2 years old, umbilical cord still attached\n\nyo momma so fat she had to go to a mountain-climbers bar to get laid\n\nyo momma so fat they sent a search-and-rescue team in to find yo poppa\n\nyo momma so fat even scottie couldn't beam her up\n\nyo momma so fat she walks around with stuff orbiting her