how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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....if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\nA: As much as a woodchuck could chuck wood. \n\nyou wasted 5 points on a meaningless question. To the back of the class with you!\nlolololol.
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The article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.
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How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?\n\nA wood chuck could chuck alot of wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!\n\n\nPeter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.\nDid Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?\nIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,\nwhere's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?\n\n\nBetty Botter had some butter,\n"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.\nIf I bake this bitter butter,\nit would make my batter bitter.\nBut a bit of better butter--\nthat would make my batter better."\n\nSo she bought a bit of butter,\nbetter than her bitter butter,\nand she baked it in her batter,\nand the batter was not bitter.\nSo 'twas better Betty Botter\nbought a bit of better butter.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Ballpark?
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it would chuck, it would, as much as it could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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According to a Wall Street Journal article referenced here, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
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Provided a woodchuck could chuck wood, it may be assumed that he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, although the actual amount of wood in terms of board feet would vary according to the physical capabilities and motivation of the particular woodchuck in question. This of course is contingent on the proposition that a woodchuck, would in fact, be capable of chucking wood. This is a fascinating hypothesis, and we all look forward to hearing more such thought provoking questions in the future.
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y don't u ask this question to a wood chuck who can chuck wood?..i'm sure he would give u a precise answer.. :)
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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he would chuck as much as a wood-chuck could chuck wood