What are these 7 dirty words that George Carlin got arrested for?
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The seven dirty words are seven English words comedian George Carlin listed in his monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television", released in 1972 on his album Class Clown. At the time, the words were generally considered inappropriate for use on the public airwaves in the United States, particularly on over-the-air television and radio stations. The original list of seven Carlin listed are:\n\ns hit \np iss \nf uck \nc unt \nc ocksucker \nm otherfucker \nt its \nOn his next album, 1973's Occupation: Foole, he did a similar routine simply entitled "Filthy Words", dealing with the same list and many of the same themes. This version was broadcast by Pacifica radio station WBAI, which eventually led to a Supreme Court case, F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation (1978), that helped define acceptable free speech limits on broadcast television and radio in the United States.\n\n\nand he wasnt arrested but lenny bruce was arrested for slander for his jokes that attacked the catholic church\n\n*edit* i stand corrected...well i guess you learn something everyday
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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Joy to the world! \nBarney's dead!\nI barbequed his head!\nWhat happened to his body?\nI flushed it down the potty!\nAnd down and down it went, and down and down it went. And down and down and down it went!\n\n\nTic Tac toe\nThree in a row\nBarney got shot by a G-I-Joe( I have no clue who thats spelled, sorry)\nBarney went to the doctor and the doctor said\nOOPS! Barney's dead! Oops! Barney's dead!\n\nI hate you, you hate me\nLets tie Barney to a tree\na knife in his back and a gun to his head\nOopsy daisy Barney's dead!
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"like, ya know?"\n"my bad"\n"I-uhh-ohh"\n"talk to the hand"\n"fageddaboutit"\n"don't go there"\n"holla back"\n"IR-regardless" - double negative, drives me bonkers.\n"ain't no way"\n"ain't got none"\n"oh no you didn't" - when someone obviously has done it.
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TAKING YOUR JOB U COMPLACENT FAT YANKEE MOTHERFUCKER AND THEN BANGING YOUR WIFE\n\nPS: PLEASE CHOKE YOU NAZI GOAT RAPIST
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Hip-Hop DJ Star was arrested today (May 12) on charges of harassment and child endangerment, after making racially charged comments during his top-rated radio show, The Star & Bucwild Morning Show.\n\nStar, born Troi Torain, was taken into custody at a police precinct in Lower Manhattan to face the misdemeanor charges, following a probe by the New York Police Department's Hate Crime Task Force. \n\nThe shock-jock was fired by Clear Channel executives Wednesday (May 10) for making racial and sexual remarks about Hot 97's DJ Envy, his wife Gia Casey and their 4-year-old daughter.\n\n\nThe two DJ's had traded insults over the week. The rivalry reached its peak when Star offered $500 to any listener that would provide information about Envy's daughter's school. He also referred to Gia Casey as a "slant-eyed whore."\n\n"I will come for your kids," Torain said before referring to the 4-year-old as a "mongrel" and "little half a lo mein eater." Star also said he wanted to "do an R. Kelly" on the child and made several references threatening to molest and urinate on the child.
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Excellent - great sense of humour:      \n\nPaddy made a mistake and took a viagra tablet instead of a sleeping tablet.   He went to bed to have forty winks but ended up having forty w...............................
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The Last Laugh\n\nThere was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.\n\nThe warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:\n\n1. To be shot. \n\n2. To be hung. \n\n3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. \n\nSo the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head."  Bang! (he was dead instantly). \n\nThen the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) \n\nThen the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." \n\nThey gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing. \n\nThe guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. \n\nThen the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. \n\nNow he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. \n\nFinally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" \n\nThe Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
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There is no real definitive list, although some say that George Carlin started it with his "Filthy Words" routine.\n The FCC can fine a broadcaster, station, etc if they get enough 'complaints' about the content of a show or broadcast.  So the rules are constantly changing.
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Ever heard the expression "Dirty Dog"?\n\nAria\n\n*The illnovelist*
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gork laugh so hard he fall off rock..gorks joke now\ngork got mad cow disease from happy meal.\nhahahahah...snort...hahahah
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OUTSIDE THE BOX??!!!??? \n1st offense -- Kiss mother superior's feet\n2nd offense -- 50 self-flagellations\n3rd offense -- Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not...
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Random 5 word sentence for the laugh?
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Dirty\nLazy\nWimps\nBitchy\nCowards
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I thought he was the greatest and regret his death so much. He had a lot to offer. The only one close to him today would possibly be Dennis Miller just for his obscure remarks that go right over your head. Who had the 7 words you can't say on tv George Carlin or Lenny Bruce?
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Get arrested?  LMAO!  :o)
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1."Golf is a good walk spoiled."\n\n2."I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."\n\n3."Love your enemies, it really pisses them off."\n\n4."Me want cookie."\n\n5."The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."\n\n6."I'm not racist! I hate everyone EQUALLY!"\n\n7."It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."\n\n8."Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."\n\n9."Be not simply good - be good for something."\n\n10."Be true to your work, your word, and your friend."