Who could beat up Chuck Norris?
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I think Jet Li might have a good chance.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.\n\nChuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.\n\nSome people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.\n\nThere are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.\n\nChuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.\n\nA Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.\n\nScientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)\n\nChuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.\n\nHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.\n\nIn honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. \n\nChuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.\n\nIf tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.\n\nChuck Norris can divide by zero.\n\nThe grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.\n\nA picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.\n\nNewton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.\n\nChuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.\n\nWhen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.\n\nWhile urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.\n\nChuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.\n\nWhen Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.\n\nWilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."\n\nContrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.\n\nChuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.\n\nWhen taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.\n\nChuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.\n\nWhen you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.\n\nChuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.\n\nOn his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.\n\nNobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!\n\nIn the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "
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Chuck Norris would win that one easily.
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Can anybody really defeat the giant Ali?
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Rich Franklin is a big guy.\n\nIt would probably take Chuck Norris about 10 seconds to get a good grip on Franklin... and use him to beat Liddell, Arlovski and Hughes to death...\n\nHe would then roundhouse kick Franklin into the sun and celebrate with a nice glass of diesel fuel and woodgrain alcohol on the rocks.\n\nTotal time... 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is an experienced martial artist and former world Karate champion. He has trained with Bruce Lee and helped him create his famous style Jeet Kun Do.\nMacGyver gets his butt kicked every week it is a no contest.
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Chuck, Chuck, Chuck Norris.....>>>>>>>>
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I would pick Jean Claude since he is the biggest. Brandon "The Truth" Vera would kill all of them in a fight.\n\n TO THE PERSON WHO SAID "Chuck Norris is the only martial artist on the list in a fight." YOU ARE A MORAN Jet li is the kung fu champion in his home country. Do you know how many people practice Kung Fu in China? How hard it is to be champ there?
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Chuck Norris is the 5th state of matter. The others....don't matter!
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Chuck Norris would chuck what Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood!
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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That is not true because of:\n\nChuck Norris fast #142. Chuck Norris will not die - the Grim Reaper is too afraid of Chuck to collect his soul.
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LOL, yeah right.  Chuck Norris is a tool, to say the very least.  If you want good actors look at Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, etc.  Action heros like Chuck, Arnold Schwartzanegger and Steven Seagal cannot act worth a s***.
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Chuck is great in the UFC. I'll give him the benefit that he was young when Rampage beat him, but to me, he should want a rematch to avenge that loss. No one has really proven that they can take him down. The last person to do that was Randy Couture and he beat him.
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Gracie...i believe he can tie up Hughes and get him in a submission.  If you have ever seen some of Gracies fights, he managed to prevent big time ground and pounders (Ken Shamrock) from hitting him.
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The cure for cancer can be found in a tear from Chuck Norris.
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A BIG MUTHA EFFA BOMB....GIT 'R DONE!!!! YEEEAAAAHHHH\n\n\nalthough in reference to electrichead's answer, chuck norris teamed up with steven segall would be the most fearsome fighting force known to man