Does Anybody know any What Am I Jokes?
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A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with \none of her students.\n\nThe teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"\n\nJohnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.\nMy sister is in the third grade and I am smarter\nthan she is! I think I should be in third grade too."\n\nMrs Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the\nprincipal's office.\nWhile Johnny waited in the outer office, the\nteacher explained to the principal what the situation was.\n\nThe principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the\nboy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions \nhe was to go back to the first grade and\nbehave. She agreed. \n\nJohnny was brought in and the conditions explained to\nhim and he agreed to take the test.\n\nPrincipal: "What is 3 x 3?"\nJohnny: "9."\n\nPrincipal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"\n\nJohnny: "36."\n\nAnd so it went with every question the principal thought \na third grade should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks\nand tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."\n\nMrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"\n\nThe principal and Johnny both agree.\n\nMrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?\n\nJohnny, after a moment "Legs."\n\nMrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"\n\nJohnny: "Pockets."\n\nMrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T,\nis hairy, oval and\ndelicious and contains a whitish liquid?"\n\nJohnny: "Coconut."\n\nMrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes\nout soft and sticky?"\n\nThe principal's eyes open really wide and before\n\nhe could stop the answer,\n\nJohnny takes charge.....\n\nJohnny: "Bubblegum."\n\nMrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a\nwoman does sitting down and a\ndog does on 3 legs?"\n\nThe principal's eyes open really wide and before\nhe could stoP the answer.....\n\nJohnny: "Shake hands."\n\nMrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"\n\nMrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You\ntie me down to get me up.\nI get wet before you do."\n\nJohnny: "Tent."\n\nMrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle\nwith me when you're bored.\nThe best man always has me first."\n\nThe principal was looking restless and a bit tense.\n\nJohnny: "Wedding Ring."\n\nMrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip\npenetrates. I come with a quiver?"\n\nJohnny; "Arrow."\n\nMrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in\nK and means a lot of heat and excitement?"\n\nJohnny: "Fire truck."\n\nThe principal breathed a sigh of relief and\nsaid to the teacher,\n\n"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten\nquestions wrong myself!"
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is this a joke? I don't know.
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Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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I hope this is a joke!
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I'v no idea but you made me laugh
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This is a joke, right???
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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I am not sure. But here is a joke which was pretty funny to me:\n\n"One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. \nWhen his boss asked him what happened, he explained: \n\n"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang\nand I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!" \n\n"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what\nabout the other?" "They called back!"
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Hey, that's illeagal, just kidding, sorry Idon't know!
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making fun of something that exists
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i dont get it, this isnt funny, whats going on help me plz!
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A man who told one to many blonde jokes\n\n:)  and how r u today?
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Your just joking, right?
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is that a joke? cause i didnt get it
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HAHAHAHAHAHA i never answer jokes...i just read them....but this one is supreme...you reeeeallly got me man!
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God I hope this is a joke