My mom is hacking loogies in the bathroom and it is making my gag. what should I do?
360363
Thats gross...Go outside
58554
She'll figure it out anyway if your protection slips and you end up soaking/scrubbing blood from your sheets.  (BTW, hydrogen peroxide works well for removing fresh blood.)\n\nSo go ahead and tell her.  If she is already accusing you of doing stuff you aren't, or you are truly too embarrassed (2 r's, 2 s's and 2 a's) to tell her yourself, you might have another person break the news with you, like a grandmother, godmother or friend's mother.  Or have a friend who knows visit when your mom is there, and make it girl talk.\n\nAnd from this point forward, always carry a tampon or pad in your purse, even if you think you are between periods.  Little things like stress and a bad day in gym can bring enough changes to start in-between bleeding, and if your school still has those coin dispensers, I am here to tell you that they have failed me more than once!
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It sounds like your friend has an eating disorder. You can't fix her by yourself no matter how much you care. If she is doing horrible things like forcing herself to throw up after she eats and taking laxatives to make herself go to the bathroom a lot, this is very very serious. Even though she might get mad at you, talk to her mother. It is better for your friend to get mad at you than to die from this disorder or do permanent damage to her body. \n\nDo not tell her, "Stop this or I will tell your mom." She will just hide what she is doing a little better. This is a sickness that needs a professional to treat. She really can't control what she is doing and that is why she needs help. Talk to her mom privately as soon as you can.\n\nYou are a kind and caring friend. Do the right thing.
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HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
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go to a dr.  Tell your mom its for something else.  Go in by yourself and let your dr know at the time of your visit you dont want your mom to know.  By law your dr cant discuss any sexual problems/issues with your parents even though you are a minor..  if you  cant go to the dr right away call and leave a mess to call you back when your mom is not home.  This could lead to other problems so go right away.  It also sounds like you could have a major infection and if not treated right away could lead to you being sterile
1028542
I think you have to delete the whole thing.  So your Mom and Dad will know you went to a site you shouldn't have.  \n\nI would just tell them it was not intentional and hope for the best.
376278
Stay out of your mom's underwear drawer.
324580
This isn't the first time a human being took a crap.  You do it.  She does it.  Your mom and your dad do it.  Everyone does it.  If you are going to do anything, it should be to laugh about it!
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The most probable thing to do would be to go to the bathroom.\n\nBut if you like inpredictability in your life... sneeze and see if you wet your pants. \n\nThat would be nasty though.
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I'd get some french fries and put them in her desk drawer.  She wanted them somewhere else!  Dangerous?  wtf?   If you see her eating lunch, grab the sandwich out of her hands and take a bite.  Then say it doesn't taste good. (just kidding)\n\nIn all seriousness, I'm sure she was trying to be funny and make a point, but don't go touching food that doesn't belong to you.  Talk to the bosses, or their bosses.  You can't go to them because it's their mom.  They'll be able to help.
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yeah there r if u wanna get rid of them download yahootoolbar ut's free and switch on popblocker it really works\nnice to see you worried abour your sister \ntake your time to select the best answer never been there\nbyeeeeeeeeee
137809
Use a sh*t (caca) cataplasm.  I know it sounds gross but, hey it works!
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two choices: \nput a catheter in.....\n\nor just move your computer to the toilet....and pee away happily....hey, watch that keyboard.....!!!!
58298
Laugh My Mother F*cking Butt Off
188780
Take hem into the bathroom with you an let him see that you poo as well, and it is OK don't Ty him to the toilet like my grandparent's did to my brother.Thy say I potty trand my self. I remember being in the bathroom with my mother.when I was rill young.And she telling me what she was doing.
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Exuse me, but do you know that ANYONE can see the question that you just posted.  Even well behaved kids like me.  How disgusting!  You should be ashamed of yourself.  What would your mom say if she knew you were posting things like that.  You need to have a serious talk with God.  Im sorry that you thought it nessessary to post that question.  I will pray for you.
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duhhh! don't tell anyone! just drill a little teeny, tiny hole in the bathroom, then cover it up with one of those classic dogs playing poker pictures!! you can freely get your cheap thrills, errr, evidence! or better yet, get rid of the bathroom! put up an out of order sign!!!!