"Everytime a bell rings an angel gets it's wings". So what do demons get everytime I hear an annoying ringtone
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Demons need wings too, GOSH!!
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Yes, the devil is capable of doing this. More so, it is his angels (demons) that do it. The devil is mainly too busy working on his antichrist plans. But demons are very good at disguising themselves as dead loved ones. They can even make you think that they are being helpful, so that you will want to keep your dead loved ones around, and even begin talking to them. God warns us not to talk to anything else, not even His beautiful angels. You must only talk to God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. \n\nThere are no familiars, no ghosts, no dead human spirits of any sort. If an angel ever appears to you, you can test it by commanding it to leave in the name of Jesus. Demons must obey because they are terrified of Him.
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What do you mean?\nWhen my Grandma died she said that she saw angels waiting for her by her bed.  And she gave angels to her son and daughters.  She gave specific names, but I don’t remember what she said…  I wasn’t there, only my relatives told me about it.
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I hear if you burn a Harry Potter book, you'll hear screams coming out of it, as the demons are forced out.  I know it's true cuz some idiot fundy told me it wuz.
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u get a bigger bell. the kind used in churches. lol. good idea?sorry if it sounds  like a poor  joke
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There was this monologue:\n"I'm gonna give these guys free will; even though I know every gory detail of what they're going to do with it. How can I not know? I know everything. And those guys I know are going to sin, well, I'm going to tell them NOT to sin! Yes, even though I KNOW they're going to hell, I'm going to tell them NOT to do the things I know they will do anyway! Hey! I didn't say I was going to make them very smart.\n\nAnd if they get me mad I'll send a guy into Yahoo Answers who will ask endless questions about free will. OK, cue the Archangels .."
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I have one. The Phantom is on the side of the house under the living room window(living room in on 2nd floor). I hear knocking some nights on the wall. There is no plumbing on that side of the house. At first, I thought it was a joke. So while the knocking was going on I snuck down stairs, all the lights where off and looked out the window. Nothing, and it stopped as soon as I got near the window. My dogs never barked either, very strange. I don't think about it much but it still happens about every month or so. I ignore it now.
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I'll ask "What will the other parrot say if i ask which one is the door to heaven?"..\nAnd i'll take the other door than what i was told........\n\nExplanation - Through this question i will get the wrong door whether its the liar parrot or the truthful parrot.Because:\n1. Truthful parrot will tell the truth, i.e. he knows the liar will point to the hell door if asked about heaven door and so he will point to the hell door as my answer.\n2. The liar parrot will lie,he knows that the truthful parrot will point to the heaven door when asked abou heaven door, but he will lie and point to the hell door as my answer.
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I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
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Aren't you supposed to do that? Doorbells also, if nobody answers. Also, you should yell into the phone if you can't hear the other person well.
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Some believe that is a symbol of life after death (it comes in bulbs, it shrivels and grows again after a year). \nSome others belive that is a symbol because that represents the Gabriel Angel's horn.
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It is a deception. These are called in the Bible, "familiar spirits". Demonic entities know all about your deceased loved ones and can mimic them will all sorts of facts or the way they appear. They can talk via Ouija boards and other such "entries". This is why movies and television shows that glorify these as being authentic are not healthy for you--spiritually.
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go to hell   L.O.L....very funny i liked it.... what do you think about this one ; A woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh, that," he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her position when the screaming starts again. This time it is louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls St. Peter over again to find out what is happening to the woman now. "Oh, that," he says, "they're just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." The woman decides that she wants out and tells St. Peter that she has changed her mind and wants to be sent to hell. "Are you sure you want to go there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll end up getting sodomized and raped and even worse!" "That's okay" says the woman, "I already have the holes for that!"
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if the voice tells you to to posts inane Q's, thats the devil\n\nif it tells you to love people, thats God\n\nI think yer dog needs to go out ( or be fed)
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Never Trust Your Toaster!\n\n*spooky music rings in the darkness....*
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Yes, every time you do it, an angel gets its wings.
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Whenever you hear the songs of birds or the laughter of children, that is the voice of the gods.\n\nIf a voice is telling you to rob a store and kill anyone that is wearing red shoes, that means that you need to get your medications adjusted. :D