Enter the confessional booth...?
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ok  mine is the from the movie grease loved the  whole soundtrack <grease one >
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Click on their question, then click answer question
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through the front doors...then ask the priest.
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dont breathe!..well..i assume they'll show you how to act like a statue..ha-ha, stand still for a moment..then go BOO at passing crowd
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try visiting a church
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Anybody going to Church tonight? \n\nCounting down the hours!
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Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
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go onto the forgoten passwords bit and then type in ur secret answer to the question when it asks u
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Are you here for the convention? ha ha ha ha
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ARE YOU TRYING TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET??????
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would you like to come in?
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Can I step into a sealed room with you?(-;
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Go to the Room of Requirement.
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no.  Why are you asking?  Have you?  If yes, how many times?  If more than one time, turn yourself in!
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Hi Stan,\nI met the theRoomate once, a few weekends ago. I was walking to the corner market for a loaf of bread when I had to pass by a neighborhood church. I was somewhat acquainted with the structure as it was always mentioned in the newspaper's community section. Known as "The loft," folks would gather there on Thursday evenings for poetry readings.\nHowever, this day happened to be a Saturday afternoon and a pair of gentlemen greeted me as I walked by. They invited me inside to sample an hour of their presentation. Ok, I went inside and found myself to be a prospective new recruit for their brand of religion.\n\nMost of the pews were filled with hooded monks chanting a haunting rhythm. There were others who like me, were wearing their regular denims. The service began like most others that church-goers would be familiar with. A grand master of ceremonies led the group through some songs and gave a sermon. Near the end of the hour it was time for their ritual of "laying on of the hands." Some of the parishioners would come forward and ask for prayers for their ailments or for a sick grand mum who fell down in the tub. All the hooded dudes whose faces could not readily be seen would all place a hand on the person and their combined energies were presumed to have a strength and expedite a solution to the problem.\n\nOK now, there was another new guy in the pews who was watching eagerly. I recognized theRoomate from a wanted poster viewed earlier at the post office. When he saw a chance, he approached the ring of conspirators and described how he was always moving around and never able to settle down. The hooded goons closed in upon him, all to make a physical connection. The master of ceremonies began a prayer, a dogmatic mix of logic and pure hocus-pocus. I immediately saw the effects of the procedure as the tension went out of theRoomate's body. When the beseeching was near an end, the master asked, "Are the brothers ready?"\n\nA suspenseful few moments passed until he almost shouted, "NOW!"\n\nOn that cue, the brothers began to pummel their hapless victim. Continually delivering blows over head and to the solar plexus until theRoomate was down on the floor getting stomped. After another minute, the grand Pooh-Bah decided the treatment administered was sufficient to induce a relaxing calm that would assuage the nervousness of theRoomate for a long, long time.\n\nI can't say for certain if theRoomate got the comeuppance he deserved as I had a loaf of bread to buy and some other errands to do that day. I hope for you Stan, that you do find a sense of closure to this difficult episode of life.\n\n-Zealnik
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A secret!\nI answered first!\n\nHi EyeDream, First of all, I should complement and Thanks You for asking interesting questions. You should now start selecting the best answers amongst the people who have answered you. Merry Christmas!
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Admission??? To admit someone.