If nothing harms Superman (except kryptonite) How can he shave?????
358138
this has been batted back and forth in the comics for years.  Some stories have it that his hair doesn't grow under Earth's yellow sun, and therefore, he doesn't need to; others say that he does it himself with a mirror and tightly-focused heat vision.
100816
Lightsabres are made with crystals. If you could make one with kryptonite, I'd say it would hurt him. If not, I'd say Superman is the man of steel, period.
894942
D Bo would knock Superman the fuck out!!!!
100931
Your options are\n\n1) rubbing alcohol\n\n2) 70% Isopropyl alcohol solution\n\n3) After shave or deodarant
1137676
thats the one about superman right?... thats why hes in tights. and the rock is kryptonite... thats why hes dead.
48228
Well, we've had this question before - and I'll state it again, if it were an impromptu battle, as in, they didn't know they were going to fight, then Superman with his superpowers would lay waste to Bats.  However, if each were to be able to prepare for the fight, then Bats would have the edge, easily, because he knows what Supes' weakness is, kryptonite!  AND he'd be wearing that K-ring of his!  No need for super intellect there...  of course, Supes knows that Bats knows his weakness, so he might show up in a lead suit, but ya know, Bats would be prepared for that eventuality as well...  So again, impromptu battle - Superman wins; planned fight - Batman wins.
483998
It sounds like you've watched a bit too much "Smallville" as a basis for your logic in this question.  Red kryptonite chunks will always effect Kryptonians in the same way, but every chunk has a different random effect.  So, it would really depend what sort of effect the red kryptonite had, & how soon after exposure Superman fought, as after 3 days he would be immune to its effects.  Therefore, unless somehow the red kryptonite chunk bestowed the ability on Superman to be immune to green Kryptonite for 3 days, Batman would win.
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I'd hate to sound like a geek... but here it goes:\nPost-Crisis Superman (1986 revamp by John Byrne/ Lois and Clark version ).\nInvulnerability (nearly indestructible ), there is an aura that surround his body that prevents dirt or grease from adhering to his skin ( in a blazing inferno, superman's suit will be left virtually intact, except for his cape), Super speed and flight (can move 3 times the speed of sound ), Super enhanced senses:  Telescopic, Microscopic, X-ray, Infra-red, and Heat vision, Super efficient lungs ( can hold his breath for an extended amount of time, but ultimately needs O2 to survive ), Super Hearing and Smell, Super strength ( his strength seems to be infinite, but he does has his limits ), Highly efficient brain ( he can think and react and come up with several solutions in seconds: this does not mean he is super smart! ), and last but not the least, Super breath.  Damn... I gotta get a life!
364392
shave it using something with out a blade like one of those Veet razors for women. That way it doesn't cut your skin
328885
He does not shave himself. Neither rule says that he MUST shave people who do not shave themselves. Therefore, by not shaving himself, he does not violate either rule. In fact, both rules are really saying the same thing.
558199
Only if you are Superman!
244439
This is supposed to be a paradox. If he abides by the rule (required to be clean shaven) then he must shave himself thus breaking the "shaving those who do not shave themselves" rule. If he doesn't shave himself then he is breaking the clean shaven rule. Personally, I don't understand why someone else can't shave the barber.
1133789
RADIATION EXPOSURE. SUPERMAN IS WEAKENED BY RAIOACTIVE CRACK (KRYPTONITE) AND SPIDERMAN WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER
446294
dont shave it all off!! ull look like a little boy! just keep it tidy
13928
However strong Superman may be, he is definetely not the sharpest knife in the drawer. So he will be  easily force pushed into gimpish slavery by Vader, who will eventually make him a flying lap dog.\n\nUnder his new command, Superman will switch to black shiny leather tights which will make him look supergay, and he will lay facedown on the broken train tracks for other reasons.
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The guy who said that a Kryptonite bullet would bounce off Superman is correct, except that the bullet could shatter into fragments, and the small pieces would be hard to brush away. While bad guys traditionally attack Superman with chunks of Kryptonite (the way Luthor had a piece in his ring), the surer way is to make Kryptonite dust which nobody could remove easily. Provided that Superman is weakened quickly enough or does not react quickly enough to get away (and has no external helper) this will defeat Superman.\n\nBatman is smart enough to think of this on his own. He is also smart enough to team up with Spider Man temporarily, and Spidey's danger sense could tell that Batman was being honorable and not lying, so he would have no hesitation to cooperate with Batman. \n\nThen Batman would grind up the piece of Kryptonite into dust and SpiderMan would distract Superman until Batman could throw it on him! Then Spider Man would coat Superman with sticky webbing so he couldn't brush the Kryptonite dust off! Superman is doomed!\n\n(Then at the end, Spider Man would ask Batman whether he was bitten by a radioactive bat and Batman would go away thinking Spider Man was some sort of wierdo.)\n\nPS, thinking of Luthor's ring reminded me: Green Lantern had to fight Superman once and Superman got up close (bad mistake!) and was about to choke him until he turned a different color. GL commanded his ring to emit Green Kryptonite radiation! But Superman thought quick and covered the ring with the yellow emblem on the back of his cape! He punched GL out then, but that would not have worked with real Green K. \n\n15 NOV 06, 1652 hrs, GMT.
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Many have tried... few have succeeded.\n\nBack in the sixties, the first ones to succeed in killing Superman were the Superman Revenge Squad. They came up with the idea of turning Kryptonite radiations into radio waves, and blanketing all Metropolis with them. (They did this by using a scientific device that broke down Kryptonite into energy, and then broke into a radio station and hooked it into the main transmitter.)\n\nThey tested it before the left their home planet, on an android that was programmed to think and act like Superman.\n\nWhen they got to Earth and carried out their scheme, Superman could not figure out where the K radiation was coming from. It felt like it was right next to him! He could not fly out of range of the rays in time and he died.\n\nThey took his dead body back to their homeworld to gloat over him. When they put him in a tomb (sick trophy!), the android recovered and felt sorry for Superman. The android found the prototype, the device that was used as a proof-of-concept device, and reversed its action, so that it sucked the K-radiation out of Superman's body. He recovered.(The device killed the andrid, who was not invulnerable, like Superman.)\n\nThen there was some other stuff about having to stop the SRS who threatened to erase all historical and scientific records, plunging the world back into the Dark Ages, unless they were voted into leadership. Superman stopped them, installed a ffreely elected leader, and they enshrined the body of the android, who was the one that really saved them all.\n\nThen, years later, there was some story about a guy called Doomsday, but I'm sure he wasn't very significant.\n\nThere is a character called Mongul, who is very tough and strong, like Superman. IIRC, Mongul is the one who destroyed Coast City, which drive Hal Jordan mad and caused him to destroy the rest of the GL corps. So, Mongul is a bada ss.\n\nThere was a great story with Mongul attacking Superman in the Fortress of Solitude on Superman's birthday. He almost beat Wonder Woman to death, brushed Batman aside with one hand, and was planning to rip Superman's head off and carryit on a spear-point. It was Robin that finally defeated Mongul but I don't know if this story is considered canonical. It was called "For the Man who has Everything" At the end, Superman spoke of throwing Mongul into a black hole. So I don't know if he is still available. But he was tough.\n\n8 NOV 06, 1901 hrs, GMT.