there's a little goblin outside, trying to get in. he looks hungry and a little scary. should i let him in?
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Well....goblins tend to like sweet and messy food. You could lure him into your kitchen with this tempting food. Now, if you have like a large plastic tub or box you can slam it down over the goblin while he's eating and trap him under there. You might want to sit on the box for a few minutes because he will struggle a lot. Once it appears that he has settled down you can get up but make sure you put something super heavy on the box so he doesn't escape. He's a tricky one you can count on it so don't let him get the better of you. Then get a chain collar and leash and latch him up. Once tied up like this he will be at your every command. This is the best time to find out why he was bugging you. Then ask him what he wants, give it to him if you can, and let him go. I promise he won't bother you again after the way you captured him. It's very embarassing for a goblin. Oh and his teeth are red because he eats a lot of strawberries and cinnamon candy. Both have a staining affect with goblins, I'm not sure why. Hope this helps! lol
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I would confront him and tell him to stay off your roof.I'd also put on some gloves(disposable ones) and return his under ware to him and watch his expression.Tell him when your not there you have people watching the place for you and he was trespassing.\nWho knows what else might happen to your roof,someone may damage it.
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Oh goody, Zork.  It is a Grue.\nYou will likely be eaten by a Grue.
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Joe, personally if it was a cute huggable  animal I would let the little fella fill his boots...but if it was something nasty like a bug I would swoosh it off....now do you want that big sqeezy hug? x\nI'm finding your Q's very taxing this morning x
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I am rooting for you, but remember you can't have your cake and eat it too, but let him munch all he wants... this may come and bite you in the as*s... but good luck
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Get a map to his crib fo sure!!!  What is he doesn't show up? You gotta track his azz down!!! Get this done lady and move to a sunnier pasture!!!
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I think he is looking for something on the side , he is putting bait out there to see if he gets a bite and if he does he will reel them in. You need to let him know that you were not born yesterday and that you are not going to be his fool,I would let him know plain and simple that you are not going to put up with it, so he needs to decides what he wants.
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Just do it... more then likely hes just as afraid as you are... he may look intimidating.. but hes not.. hes just a regular guy.. ya never know he may surprise ya.. just start talking to him then mention a movie or dinner or something.
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explain the situation to him, hopefully he'll understand, if that doesn't work, run VERY FAST and hide
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Ask her, how badly does she really want this? If she's willing to face her fears and get the reward, then do it.  She should be prepared as much as she can so that she can be confident for when the day comes.
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He is scared. Or he must be lieing to you. Don't listen to him watch his actions
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hmm..stool stuffers, fudge packers, I guess if his stool has been stuffed enough, he may be ruder for a reason! ouch!
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I think you should try to catch one and paint him orange, that way the follower chickens will get confused as to who they should obey.  After you do this, you should set a pillow with a tape recording in it to instruct the chickens to eat any remaining spiders and then sacrifice themselves on the grill
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you should try scaring him back
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It would bother me being there, but I wouldn't kill it. Depending on my mood, I might leave it there...or more likely I would grab a stepstool and scoop the spider up in a jar or something (so it wouldn't bite me) and then dump it outside. I don't like squishing bugs cause you get guts everywhere. gross.
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put him in is room close the door tuck him in read him a story and hopefully lights will b out 4 him
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it should be okay! do you check the food and water daily because that is what my mouse did when she was hungry or thirsty and had no food or water.