Why must we be careful to not waste all the toilet paper?
373969
You know, there are some places you gotta use what you need... without question.  If you buy a case, it'll be years before you run out and you will really impress your friends and family!  Tee-hee.
628755
It just means you had a solid dump and it's nothing to worry about now if you had a loose dump you might use half the roll of toilet paper. look at it this way YOU SAVED ON TOILET PAPER.  {_i_}
1116767
I think it's wrong to play the toilet paper roll like a slot machine and waste it on a single snot rocket. I'm sick of being stuck on the shitter without even one square because my kids refuse to use what's in the hamper. It's much easier to get boogers out of my son's socks than my skidmarks.
618190
Hmm...I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with wiping backwards.\nA gross question, but still interesting.
21012
maybe you need to be more careful which way you wipe
458319
Toilet paper?  You mean it's not like three sea shells in "Demolition Man?"\n\nThis comes from a web source; not me.  I stumbled across it while doing a house remodel.\n\n"Before the invention of toilet paper, it is believed that the Romans, the French, and early Americans used everything from salt water soaked sponges, lace, wool, corncobs, newsprint, rags, and catalog paper in place of toilet paper. In certain cultures people also use their left hand and water to clean themselves.\n\nChinese Emperors first felt the need for something to use to clean themselves and thus they ordered the first ever toilet paper in AD 1391. Each sheet of toilet tissue was then 2 feet by 3 feet. Much later, in 1857, Joseph Gayette made the first packaged toilet tissue for use in the US. He had his name printed on each and every sheet of toilet paper!\n\nIn 1890, the Scott Paper Company manufactured toilet paper on a roll, much as we know it today. 1935 saw the introduction of toilet paper without splinters and in 1942, two ply toilet tissue was invented by St. Andrew's Paper Mill of Great Britain."
203397
Why the embarrassment?  Maybe funny, but not embarrassing. The bathroom is THE place to go. If you can't let one rip in the bathroom stall, you can't rip one anywhere.
870604
i HATE those auto flush toilets. has society gotten so lazy and germaphobic that they cant use a tissue to flush? \ni can kind of understand it in the handicapped stall, because someone who is disabled may have difficulty flushing\nbut you just gave me another reason to hate the dang things...cameras in there? (shudders at the thought)
601918
Yes, but not George Bush personally, he is not smart enough to rig the toilet paper in the bathroom. It was members of his party that did it and yes they will do it again if we let them.
328296
'cause.. ugh!  who whats to have to get up in the middle of doin' their "bizness" to get another roll?  I don't care if the t.p.'s on the sink or back of the tiolet..;  just make sure itis accessible (easily) and I'll put it on the roll, myself!\nBTW:  which way is the roll of tissue supposed to "roll"??
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
146091
Toilet paper, if you don't believe me...try going a day without it.
710839
You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da sh*t. \n\nI heard that somewhere I don't know if it is the answer you are looking for.
388411
Only if you neglect to wipe from front to back.
479401
Cute kittycat:)\n\nIt is because it is easier to tear when it is perforated. The toilet paper that is not is annoying as heck! \n\nWell, Gunther doesn't seem to think so, he has a hayday with it while I am at work. LOL! At least he is out of the phase of eating it. :S
901251
Ever watch "Myth Busters"??  They recently did a study on where bacteria lives in the common household.  Believe it or not, the toilet seat had the LEAST amount of bacteria.  Kitchen, of course, was number one.  If you're that worried about it, use the paper linings when you do your thing.
1094309
RE - USABLE TOILET PAPER - just dry and re- use the old saved 1s