have you seen my weed?
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I bet the Easter Bunny stole it....and he is hopping REAL HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry in advance but I have to ask! You smoke pot are you SURE that was the only roach in your car I mean you could have spaced one a while back or one of your buds could have dropped it Get a lawyer and find out what they have before you get to happy In Fla we have drug court you don't even want to hear about that!.
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well i would tell you if i saw you
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Oh my god totally. Can you pick me up though cause I pawned my ride for more meth? Please I will totally share with you? We can use this old Bible I found for rolling papers for our weed. It works great!
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yes i saw it, but what is your question?
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It's a plant.! DUH! oh, this is cuz: would you EAT a weed? especially the pointy ones growing in poisenous soil. Also, that's why weeds grow by plants, cuz they ARE PLANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny as hell.  Yea I would think so.\nROTFLMMFAO at that bass catcher.\nYea buddy sometimes stoners see what you CHOOSE not to.\n\nps nice pic
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where'd u get your stash, dude? i want me some of that.
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Looks like you just did.  Hope she sees it!!!
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If you look really quick, they are in your back yard.\nOh! Just missed them...
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I see it...its right there....behind you!!! What did you say....you didnt see it!? Well look its behind your couch now! go get it!
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I might have. Have I? Do you recognize me?
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Your high aren't you?
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One time i did weed and smoked.
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could you share what youve been smoking
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its 3 am here i would love one! i  have the super munchies dude my pizza just aint doin tha thing! haha SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
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OMG! That is funny cause that song is playing right now and it really DOES sound like he says "I got WEED!" \n\nI have no clue what he's saying