Has Anyone ever sharted at work and had to hide it for the rest of the day?
363127
Oh yeah, you should come and smell my office chair!
1082618
I was caught by a boss and his assistant having sex with a coworker under a staircase, then I was caught on camera having sex in the staff room with an entirely different person !\nI left that job shortly after.
346309
I would not tell my boss. I would wait and see how long it would take for him to fire me. I'd just show up late, do nothing all day, take long lunches and go home early.
376479
no but ive seen some who sharted and it was the nastiest sh1t ever!!!!!!!!!!
973608
I work in retail and some of the things we see are unbelievable!  Most recently we found a sex toy in one of the ladies fitting rooms.  We once found a digital camera with pictures of girls trying on bras and in various stages of undress.  Very awkward when she showed up with her dad to claim the camera.  Lots of dirty diapers and feminine supplies (yes, unfortunately).  Recently had a man trying on a bra.  Since it was close to Halloween we kind of wrote it off, until he asked for matching panties.  I am sure I have lots more, this is just off the top of my  head.
682629
Years ago I was on my way to India. I had gone to the restroom at the Raleigh Durham airport in N.C while waiting for my flight. I had chosen to wear a dress that I thought would be comfortable anyhow when I was in the restroom the back of my dress got caught in the top of my panty hose. I wasn't aware of this and when I came out of the restroom everybody in the airport was pointing and laughing. I couldn't figure out why and my cousin had to quietly tell me. I was so embarrassed that I cried.
659049
One time I was masterbating under my covers in my bed.  My freinds burst in the room but didnt know that I was doing it they just assumed I was laying with the covers over me.  I had to sit there for nearly three hours with my pants around my ankles fearing for life they would not pull off the covers, while they all played video games and talked!
935146
Indeed, sharting sounds good. It has happened to almost everyone if they have lived long enough.\nA mate of mine did it. Went to loo, cleaned his bottom, took off pants, and threw them in bin. \nThen back on with Levi's and class.\nOnly happened to me once, at home. A nasty business indeed, sharting one's knickers!!!
109607
was at work at k'mart as a stock boy  and my girlfrind at the time came in  gave me a kiss  then opened her trench and flashed me.   then left the store.   was in shoke and it made my rest of the day hard to work.   the funny part  is   i got called in to the offce the next day..   my boss asked me who she was.  and   not to do that agean.  they had her on   cammra.lol
798259
Absolutely!!  There's no way I'm gonna stay in my work clothes longer than I have to.  I usually have part of it taken off already by the time I get home.
1072462
I work at a fast food place (well I did work - I didn't get fired because of this but it was the second to last day I was working there because I moved to another state) and it was during a rush.  \n\nWell I was working with the food, making sandwiches upon sandwiches and trying to clean up the messes that I was creating in between orders.  And anyway, I put a sandwich together and threw it out to the front for the manager to put it in a bag and I noticed that the meat part of the sandwich was still at the counter with me and I asked the manager if I had put meat in the sandwich and the manager looked and said yes.  \n\nSo, like anyone else, I figured that I had made it in anticpation of another sandwich.  Turns out there were paper towls (which are the SAME color as the meat) in the sandwich and I got in trouble by the manager even though she CHECKED the sandwich before giving it to the customer.\n\nSo, I guess thats more of a BAD day instead of a most EMBARASSING moment... even though it was pretty embarassing for me.  =(
106589
Since my work is events, I am always on my toes especially when we are running one. I really can't hold on my pee so I've to go to the rest room, no more that 5 secs in the cubicle, my radio went on and I am needed on my spot. i came running from the cubicle down the hall and in front of the stage.\n\nI was wondering why everyone I come across with takes a second look. IT WAS ONLY AFTER MY ASSISTANT PULLED MY SKIRT DOWN THAT I REALIZED WHY!\n\nIMAGINE! ALL THE WHILE I HAD THE BACK HEM OF MY SKIRT INSERTED IN MY UNDIES. Evryone had a free show.\n\nAfter that function, I took a leave for 2 weeks.
1003319
My confession:\n\nI think my boss and the secretary at work are hot.  They make me wanna go to the bathroom and do a # 3 (you know what I'm talking about.  lol...)
150915
not exactly, but when i was 17 i worked in a nursing facility as a housekeeper/janitor, and one day as i was cleaning a room, and i went to empty the bathroom trash. well, as i opened the bathroom door, there was a resident sitting on the toilet, (lady in her mid to upper 80's) i was so embarassed that i just left the room and went on to the next one. later that day, one of the female housekeepers told me that the lady felt bad that i got embarassed, but she wished i had shut the door because she wasn't finished. :)
804150
This is not about a butt crack per say, but it is about a butt...\nI work in a hospital laboratory and what my job was is to inspect certain samples for cancer cells. One day I got a case that explained the specimen was taken out of a mans rectum. I got the specimen and it was an industrial raovac flashlight. The man claims he was working on his furnace in the basement and he fell backwards onto the flashlight. I talked to the doctor and we were kind of poking fun at this man. I asked the doc who in the world would "work on their furnace" naked? And the doc said well, he also told me not to tell his wife what happened.\nGross...
904684
HE!HE!HE! i feel better to know i am not the only one. \nA few weekends ago my husband and I went to a fair and when i came back my male boss wanted to know if we bought anything, w/o thinking i told him " yes I bought a whip and we had a great time!" it was hard to work that day.
796757
I've been out at every job since 1986. It has probably cost me some positions and a promotion now and then. But that's easier to live with than living a lie.\n\nI work in a very stereotypically masculine workplace (auto repair).