ok, who's with me.  "stank and sk*nk sundays", only open sundays. dress code required?
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yes i want to go there. but can i still have a woopie coushin even if im not a kid? and all the dogs are a petting zoo right?\n\n-kate
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I haven't seen, or heard of the advertisement. I dont even live in the US, but I thought this might be good opportunity to mention that the consuming of animal matter is the primary fuel to the growing percentage of overweight and obese people in the US, and thus will implore you not to continue attending places like Hardee's (I'm assuming its some kind of meat oriented restaraunt) and start visiting places like Subway. This change would henceforth make your question irrelevant, replaced by such questions as "where's the Nearest sandwich parlour to my hourse?" or "how much does a footlong with the lot cost, and can I ask to have more added?"
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OMG You smelled that way over there? So-o-o-o-o very sorry. Must've been those baked beans from the picnic yesterday. gmao!!
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Yes, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And you have to put ketchup on it first.\n\nJersey
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In NS, weve had a similiar bylaw for several years. Businesses will gradually adapt ; they come up with other means of keeping their clientele. I personally enjoy going into a bar and not smelling like smoke within 5 mins! I do however, come from a family of smokers so I respect smokers as well and do not condemn them for that.
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If I am not wrong, most "Ah Pek"s and "Ah Ma"s just bring their stuffs and "squeeze" out some space at flea markets. I don't know if it's illegal but I definitely saw them doing it! There are no stalls, just a piece of canvas on the floor with their "goods".\nMaybe you should check out the papers at classified ads? I have friends who got the "pasar malam" stalls and the pushcarts through the advertisments. Maybe flea market stall would also be available.. As for which section in the classified ads, maybe you would wanna check it out on your own? Come on, The Straits Times how much only?\n=p
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When I lived in Brooklyn, I owned a store in Flushing. The Koreans had a very tight society seemingly wrapped up in the church, but it seemed that any Korean person who came in to do business in my store had a non-profit organization certificate exempting them from taxes.  It seemed like a tax sheltering business rather than a church to me.  I smell something VERY fishy.  I believe however, that when it all comes down in the end people who use the name of the church to gain personal profit are gonna have to answer some tough questions.
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ISNT DRESSING co-ed cross dressing? ;)
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lol...some of the shirts are pretty funny...its weird i saw this bartender wearing the choose sex 1 a couple weeks ago, but i couldnt understand where she said got it. but the 1 problem with the site is the artwork needs a little fixing, i ordered the C.S. shirt but i dont know if i would of if i didnt see it in person..the C.S. takes up the whole back of the shirt, on the site it makes it look like an after thought. maybe they should use actual pics or something.
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I think that if the dress code is business casual, then the men should be able to wear kilts.  That would be cool! Easy access- I wish the kilt would make a comeback.  I think they're really great.
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The really weird thing about the Quick Check in my neighborhood.  All the employees are gay/lesbian.  It is the only establishment of this sort and my town doesn't have many gays in it (the gay area is about 20 miles away in another city).\n\nWiggy.
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Ah yes! What to wear, what to wear. Well, I suggest a nice tight fitting T-shirt that shows off your chest pecks. Perfered colors are purple, tan, white, and pink. If you hate pink that's ok. Now wear tight jeans, not the jeans that you can see your As- crack or keep pulling up them up past your knees! I mean jeans like the Levis 505, or even 501's. They show the buns of steel baby! Or if you still have a pair of I believe they were Levis 560's that were tapered jeans, they will do nicely also. For shoe, Brand name babbies! Nik, Conver, etc... Socks-white, and make sure you smell really, really nice! I mean brand name stuff, not this is your fathers smell Old Spice style!
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i am compelled to speak out on this issue. first the term "housebroken" does not mean i dont know how to use a toilet. im quite sure i can use a toilet faster than any of you!, as i dont like sitting in my own stank, contrary to popular belief. and you know none of those "garb" mags are allowed in the house. the same goes w/ any cosmo. mags! some would like to believe "big hair" is groovy, ask earl for instance. quite the groovy dude if i dont say so., maybe has some lame friends, but that happens to the best of us. i have yet to find a acceptable brownie recipe, maybe its just the "grade" ive used in the past, as i dont like wasting the good stuff by melting it down in the butter. times are hard dont you know. and on the subject of stevie, maybe gay, maybe not, but is a classic. never changes, thats what i like...sometimes. people who dont change. not like most, but not all, of the retards on this site. the ones who will edit the "right" ones, but leave the obvious molesters, perverts and pedophiles, (not to mention your run of the mill common dumba**). even though i enjoy this "game", if i had to pick i would say i hope it doesnt work out in beta stage. people are just too f**king dumb sometimes. though i would like to say its worth the "non-dumba**s ive encountered here, sadly i cannot.\n\no, and im out of sandalwood. btw, my garage is the coolest place in the universe, some even say it is the "center of the universe". i think he was on "best question" alittle while ago.\n\nand dont hold your breath on that maturing thing\n\nand those that are into seal clubing should be stuffed into a sock like my magic eight ball and hurled into the cement several,,,thousand times, i guess. AND I DONT LIKE GRANOLA ALREADY!! well, not very much.
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Ummm  ok and how did  Ms. Debs take recienving a pair of knickers instead of the intended gloves ??  Leave the Comedy to Sir Benny Hill please or to Sir Monte Python.  LMAO  Like there is a Sir Monte Python.   Oh well At least I am funnier than you.\n\nIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: \nOn a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. \nOn a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) \nOn a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. \nOn a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) \nOn Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. \nOn Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. \nOn packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. \nOn Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." \nOn Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. \nOn most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) \nOn a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) \nOn Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." \nOn an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." \nOn a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) \nOn a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. \n\nOn the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." \n\nThe wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." \n\nThey walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. \n\nA man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" \n\n"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. \n\n"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." \n"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." \n"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. \n"I want a house in every country of the world," she said. \n"Consider it done," the genie replied. \n"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. \n"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." \nThe husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." \nThe genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. \nAfter it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" \n"Thirty-five," she replied. \n"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."\n\nTwo men were sitting next to each other at a bar.\nAfter a while, one guy looks at the other and say
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If it is a groovy suit with a sparkly tie and nice hanky for a laugh. Ages since I have been to a good family wedding without even mentioning the catastrophe of my own - first they weren't going, then they bloody were, and then we had to get married in a fecking registrars and the head housekeeper or some old titt or another, said she would do all the nosh - I mean I don't mind some homemade pies and offal when out hunting, but oh God the food was like school dinners (they love muck like that as they don't have much teeth through inter breeding) Anyway, I said bugger this, I'm off for a fag and drink and then all hell let loose.  I escaped with a half bottle of grouse and half of gin and slept like a kitten.   So, the moral of the story, is do what you like as it will offend someone.
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Nothing wrong with that...you should first pick your nose with them, then sctatch yourself. Then feast...Make sure your are naked as well...So many haters..lol
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There are stores in Missouri and some other Southern states that are only allowed to sell "near beer" (nick named by the locals that way) on Sundays.  I don't know about Vodka, I don't think they sell it at all on Sunday.  Near beer has about 5% alcohol on average, or less.  Tastes terrible too!!