What would happen if we didn't fart?  Would we explode or something?
365749
just let it go, its natural, if you think it will smell bad or be oud dont do it around others.
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
481279
He heh, that made me laugh. Good question! I don't know, but I guess that the air has to go somewhere! I do know that swallowing too much air can make you feel bloated, so I would suppose it only has two ways to go, either as a burp or a fart!
48609
We wouldn't be able to sit.\n\nWe couldn't maintain our equilibrium as we lower into squat position.
71036
Probably not.  Farting is caused by gases being released in the digestion of food and beverages.  However, the carbonation will probably make you burp.
68910
Yes, in the shuttle. But out in space, I believe the vacuum of space would suck the fart out before they got a chance to even think about expelling it. Plus I would think if they were trying to fart in open space, they would have other things to worry about...
1126516
Yes, but there will be no sound, because of the vacuum.  It would explode with light, heat and radiation but little else.
1026062
you would probably suffocate from the high altitute b-cuz there isnt much oxygen up there.
66949
Astronauts will not "explode" if their space suit depressurized. If you've ever seen how things act in a "vacuum" bell jar, it explains what would happen: liquids boil at lower temperatures at lower pressures, thus the liquids in the astronaut's body would vaporize and thus the astronaut would be killed (no blood=no oxygen to the brain, for example). Their body would remain intact because skin and other body parts are essentially solids.
676817
No, and I'm assuming it's because you're thinking that if you wait too long to go to the bathroom, you'll "explode".  That doesn't happen.  Eventually, your bladder will empty when it gets too full, whether you like it or not (meaning you'll wet yourself without being able to stop it).\n\nYou bladder won't explode, but getting an injury could probably damage it.
97122
easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
904572
The diving speed would be constantly changing. You will need to set up an integral and calculate the volume of crap coming out of the men at each moment... Also were they eating a high fiber diet or more of a liquid type diet. We need more info for a truly correct answer.\n\n\nI have always wanted to know if you are skydiving naked and you crap your pants will the crap float next to you or will it tend to float upward and possibly land on your head once you pull you rip cord?\n\n\n\n\nfunny how toilet humor never gets old!!! keep it up!
1152798
It really means you are fun and nasty...\nBut basically yes... \nRead the composition here:\nNitrogen is the primary gas released. Methane and hydrogen, lesser components, are flammable, and so flatulence is susceptible to catching fire. Not all humans produce flatus that contains methane. For example, in one study of the feces of nine adults, only five of the samples contained bacteria capable of producing methane[5]. Similar results are found in samples of gas obtained from within the rectum. The gas released during a flatus event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, to omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats. Flatulence odor can also occur when there is a number of bacteria and/or feces in the anus while being expelled. A small amount of solid or liquid fecal matter in fine particulate aerosol form may also be expelled, and included, along with flatulence.
947846
Flame thrower.Be care full not to fart at the same time.
802264
I wondered where you had been.  You think way, WAY outside the box, don't you!?  I thought the question was pretty disgusting until I read the additional details.  What an imagination.  My only thought is, that's a lot of contained gas and wouldn't the funnel explode?
327886
you would slowly melt in a horrible flaming death. but no, gravity would push you back down for ANOTHER horrible flaming death. yay.
716572
No Air --> No Pressure --> You explode from inside