what is the funniest pro-bush argument you have heard yet?
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oh man, as a canadian i know how you feel. our entire country (save the hicks) hate that idiot of a president. one time i heard a friend say that bush "is protecting us from terror" and i was  like wtf!! what terror. if you ask me george bush planned 9/11 and did it all himself.
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LOL\n"Beloved President". That's funny coming from an obvious Socialist Liberal Bush Hater!
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. \n\nBush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. \n\n"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." \n\nBush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" \n\nTony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." \n\n"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" \n\nBush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" \n\nBush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." \n\n"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" \n\nBush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" \n\nHelms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" \n\nBush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. \n\n"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" \n\nPowell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." \n\nMuch relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" \n\nAnd Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"
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Here you go...\n\nhttp://www.therationalradical.com/morons/george-bush-jokes.htm\nhttp://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbush2004jokes.htm
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Mmmm tough question, sooooooooooo many examples! My favorite are:\n\n"The question is: is our children learning?" (My answer would be, clearly NOT, Mr. President!)\n\nand\n\n"They misunderestimated me." (Mmmm, maybe he just MISSED the last few years of school...)\n\nOhhh and of course, who could forget: "Mmm I think it's a budget...it has a lot of numbers in it...yeah it definitely looks like a budget." (Perhaps this could explain the gross mismanagement of funds in the Iraq War...?)
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wow, that is a funny one, even tho im a republican
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I actually had some conversations with Bush supporters during the 2004 election. I compared it to talking to a Bedouin from the Sahara about the Atlantic Ocean.\nIf you talk to someone about an idea that is totally outside their frame of reference, totally outside their worldview, they will reject it no matter how many facts you have on your side.
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Okay, I had a really good and well thought answer to this- then I saw where someone said that Democrats are rational and have vision- and I started laughing so hard I forgot what the hell it was.\n\nOh well, if I can stop laughing before you resolve this one, maybe I'll remember what I was going to say in the first place.
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Jim, I never denied that this was true, and this occurs on both sides of the aisle. YOU use it as a sword strictly against conservatives which is ridiculous.
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Here:\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4955425840773126414&q=george+bush\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3088605151190792370&q=george+bush\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1209180756509463520&q=george+bush\n\nWatch all three they are hilarious!
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To me Bush is the joke
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*tell him neocons cant have sex till marraige because baby jesus crys.\n*tell him neocons hate chris rock, and to be cool he has to be down with larry the cable guy.\n*tell him he has to take down his dixie chick posters and write them a death threat.\n*Tell him that neocons are against most music describing sex, drugs, rock n' roll, or involving black people in anyway.\n*tell him neocon women don't give head because baby jesus not  only cries but pops his diper.\n*tell him that neocons are the darkside of the force and that the Jedi's are gonna win in the end.\n*Tell him the only good Bush, belongs to women.\n*Tell him neocons idea of fun involves guns, mexicans and desert, and other men\nliberals idea of fun includes mexicans, tequila, and salsa chips and a pinata\n*Tell him all of the non neocons think neocons are a##holes\n*Tell him chinese food just taste better as a liberal\n*Tell him when he dies God won't ask him why he was such a neocon jerk?\n*Tell him neocons only get one channel (fox), whereas liberal have hundreds of channels to choose from.\n*Tell him Nixon supporters looked like chumps too, before he resigned.
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Reporter: sir, are you aware that 3 Brazilian troops were killed in Iraq yesterday?\nBush: WHAT!? Oh that's terrible how horrible...\nReporter: Sir?\nBush: What?\nReporter: Only 3 Brazilian troops were killed\nBush: well how many is in a Brazilian\n\nAlso\n\nReporter: Mr. President! Do you wear boxers or briefs?\nBush: Depends\n\nand these top ten Bushisms\n\n10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 \n\n9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000\n\n8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 \n\n7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 \n\n6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 \n\n5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 \n\n4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000\n\n3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000\n\n2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 \n\n1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002\n\nalso love the song parody\nI'm george dubya bush: leader of the free world\nI wanna bomb Iraq and when the world says no I say\nWHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\nI talked to collen powel he said "sir maybe we should give the inspectors more time." I said no you know why?\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\n*beep**beep*\nHello?\nthis is Poten, Russia will veto war\nhmm I see... *click*WHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\n*beep**beep*\nHello? \nThis is Binladden, You have not caught me yet.\nYou know what the Dubya stands for? Yet..\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\nSir, Korea's got nucs\nOh... tong tang ting tang tong. Translation: WHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA\n'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA\nand this is my united states of whateva\nand this is my united states of WHATEVA
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It is HILARIOUS!\n\nGo to this site for the full 24 min. clip\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=869183917758574879
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HAHA...that is pretty good\n\nHeres a couple for ya...\n\nMullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair. They begin talking. \n\nAfter about five minutes Akhund presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. \n\n"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!" \n\nA fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens. \n\nBush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" \n\n____________________________________________________\n\nQ: How do you play Taliban bingo?\nA: B-52...F-16...B-1...
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Here's my favorite short quip:\n"What's the difference between Bush and Hitler?"\n\n"Hitler was democratically elected."
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Dude one time I saw Clinton jogging while he was eating a cheese burger.\n\nI laughed so hard my sores started to bleed.