do you know any barney insult songs?
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Joy to the world! \nBarney's dead!\nI barbequed his head!\nWhat happened to his body?\nI flushed it down the potty!\nAnd down and down it went, and down and down it went. And down and down and down it went!\n\n\nTic Tac toe\nThree in a row\nBarney got shot by a G-I-Joe( I have no clue who thats spelled, sorry)\nBarney went to the doctor and the doctor said\nOOPS! Barney's dead! Oops! Barney's dead!\n\nI hate you, you hate me\nLets tie Barney to a tree\na knife in his back and a gun to his head\nOopsy daisy Barney's dead!
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We're a happy family...\n\nWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.. won't you say you love me too..\n\nI can't believe I remember the song to Barney! LOL! I must be losing it!
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Ignore them.\nI like the ones from rockinjellyfish, which generally are about freezing cats, puppy mills, or gay canadians!
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The only one that I know of right off the bat is "I Love Nascar" by Cledus T Judd, a parody of "I Love This Bar". Here are some other songs: \n50 Cent - Life's On The Line\n...Nascar, truck wit a crash bar, and TV's in the dash, pa ...\n\n\nGuttermouth - A Nice Place To Visit...\n...the nascar whores of north carolina ...\n\n\nMobb Deep - Adrenaline\n...Point game track y'all merk like a jaguar nascar ...\n\n\nNas - Got Yourself A Gun\n...this is Nasdaq dough, in my Nascar with this Nas flow, reppin' ...\n\n\nWeird Al Yankovic - Couch Potato\n...As I watch NASCAR racing ...
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at this time it has to be "ebay".  Heard it on stupidvideos.com and thought it was very funny. Another one is the star wars song.
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/sayit.html\n\n\nthis quick song will lower your stress trust me!
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Well Here's A Few...\n\n-Da Swagger\n-Da Scotty\n-Da T-Bag\n-Da Motorcycle\n-Chicken Noodle Soup\n-Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It\n-Snap\n-Da Pool Palace\n-Da Bankhead\n-Heal Toe\n-Walk It Out\n-Da Chicken Head\n-Da Mono
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i don't have all of 'em, but i do have a few funny ones. yo' mama is so fat:\n1. when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world\n 2.when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out\n3. when i slapped her thigh, i rode the waves and went bye-bye\n\ngo to http://ahajokes.com or http://yomama.com for a complete list
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papa don'y preach\nmadonna jim
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American Idiot \nHey Ya \nPump It \nHoliday\nMy Humps
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http://www.songmeanings.net/
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yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\nyo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car\nyo mama so short her feet swing when she sits on the curb\nyo mama hair so short when she gets braids it looks like stitches\n\ni could go on, but i'll stop now:-)
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nursery rhymes...lol...mother goose songs?
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Brittany - You've got your spawn, now dump Kevin's freeloadin, dirty wifebeater wearin, pants saggin like he's black wearin, wack lyric spittin wanna be pimp azz and let Shar have him.\n\nWhitney - You used to be the shiznit, now you're look just like the fiends that I pray don't ask me for ten cents at the stop light. Why'd ya do it, Whitney?  Now, when I hear "I have nothing", it sounds like a crackhead beggin her dealer for a free hit. "I don't wanna have to look very much further.."lol\n\nMichael, Pedophile if ya nasty! - The only thing that can help him now is if he went blind and moved to midget land where he can THINK he's molesting young boys.\n\nBrad - You done messed up now! You let this crazy biatch put the hoodoo on yo azz and now you'll be vacationing in third world countries picking flies off your caviar.\n\nKatie - You done messed up now! You had a baby with this crazy azz dude who thinks he's a reincarnated smart guy and read a couple books while in the lobby waiting for his pysch appointment at the Scientology Celebrity Center so know he thinks he's a friggin expert. AAARGGG! Just kill yourself now!\n\nMichelle - Strange things happen on the set of gay cowboy romance sets. Like instant proposals and pregnancies to divert attention away from those all to real steamy, gooey hot kisses between Heath and Jake OFF CAMERA!\n\nHeather - Beat the shiznit out of the skank biatch. Who the hell does she think she is sniffin your leftovers.
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Crank Yankers - Turd In Car\n\nWanda Sykes
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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It''s Summer Girls by LFO\nand for the ones that don't like this song there's  a parody of that song called Hummers by HMO\nit's HILARIOUS!!