WTF do i do ? i need help?
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No, it doesn't make any "SENSE". Between the lack of punctuation, the Internet lazy slang words and the spelling errors, it is nearly impossible to understand, but I think I have deciphered what you asked. \n\nGuy(1) likes your female friend\n\nYou like Guy(1)\n\nYour female friend likes Guy (1) & Guy(2)\n\nGuy(2) is your male friend\n\nGuy (2) likes your female friend and doesn't want her to like Guy (1) and is putting you in the middle.\n\nYou don't want your female friend to like Guy(1) because you like him.\n\nGuy (1) apparently likes you also.\n\nMy advice would be to stay out of your female friend's business and tell your male friend (Guy (2) ) that you don't want to be involved. Then you may want to reconsider being friends with your female friend because she is greedy and selfish, wanting to string both Guy (1) and Guy (2) along and keep you from being able to like either one of them. I would also reconsider why you want  Guy (1) since he seems to want to play both you and your friend. You should want someone that can make a commitment to just you. You should also want a friend that isn't selfish. Friendship, just like any other relationship, is give and take. That does not mean one gives and the other takes all of the time. If your female friend was truly your friend, she would not go after a guy that you liked. \n\nA.H.
177600
You need to explain what you need help with.
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What are we supposed to do? I'll try to help if you add more details.
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Yes, you need help.  You need a basic course in grammar and spelling, then learn to write in a clear, concise manner.  This will allow you to communicate your problems and get advice from the online community.\n\nAs far as your relationships go, I recommend counseling or joining a cult - you're in such a mess it will take extreme measures to clean you up.
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how old are you?  if you are under 18 tell a trusted adult.  if you are older call a suicide hotline, they have trained professionals that can give you advice.
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I'd like to help, but I'm not sure what you're asking.  What information do you need? Could you elaborate please?
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Hope someone can help you.
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What do you need help with? Can't help if we don't know what we're doing!
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"<insert totally ridiculous situation here> What should I do?"
791077
your question leads me to believe you need professional help.
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I would go to help.yahoo.com for your assistance.
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what? im lost. What wuz the question?
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call the social helpline or see a counsellor.\nyou are still young. its gonna be a long way down the road of life and no harm asking for professional help when you have fallen and dont know how to get up.
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You will need to ask a question.  How do you expect someone to help you?
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What kind of help?  Can you be a little more vague, please.  LoL..
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yes--but can you plz plz plz plz plz plz tell us what you need help with?
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT UR TALKIN ABOUT TO HELP U OUT, SEND ME A MESSAGE AND MAYBE I COULD HELP U MORE IF I KNEW WHAT U WERE TALKIN ABOUT