What type of primate does Bush most resemble?
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i'm not sure of the exact name. you know the little monkeys that wear hats and walk around with the organ grinder. usually a big fat white guy who's outfit matches the little monkey and then you give the little monkey tip his hat when you give him a quarter. you know the ones at fairs and carnivals. he is that monkey.
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This question makes as much sense as any of the other animal kumite 'can x animal beat y animal' questions that get asked every day, and I commend you on your creative choices.\n\nI would say it depends on the exact type of monkey.  \n\nA spider monkey would be able to use its remarkable agility and prehensile tail to swing up over and behind the gorilla, grasping the knife in its tail and stealthily slitting the gorilla's throat while the gorilla was still busy sharpening his popsicle stick on the sidewalk.\n\nHowever a douroucouli monkey would attempt to hypnotize the silver back.  Masters of mesmerism, the douroucouli would stare down the mighty hominoid, not realizing that an amputee veteran gorilla who has managed to maintain his iron grip on the troop is not the sort who's will is gonna go all floppy at the first sign of liquid puppy-dog eyes.  The douroucouli will approach with the knife hidden behind its back, confident in its abilities, only to be suddenly impaled through the top of its fuzzy little skull by the world-weary cynical ape.\n\nA Hanuman langur would gibber to himself in glee, both in the relative fortune the mysterious bald man paid him, but also at the fascinating shinyness of the razor-sharp blade he provided.  The langur would twitch and pace, fantasizing about how he intends to murder the gorilla, sneaking through the back alleys and bazaars stalking his prey, but at the first actual sight of the massive ape, he will turn tail and run, leaving the glittering blade behind to be picked up by a mysterious leathery hand.\n\nNow a pygmy marmoset, filled with beserker rage, will charge headlong at the gorilla.  Startled by the ferocity of the attack, the silver back won't even have time to react before the furry fury is upon him.  Unfortunately, the marmoset's anger far outweighs its muscle, and while the marmoset saws madly, attempting to inflict some damage, the gorilla will bemusedly squish him with a single finger thwack.\n\nSuddenly, the gorilla whirls as he detects a disturbance in the air behind him.  A glittering steel shank twirls past his face, nicking his ear as it tumbles past to bury itself in a nearby tree.  The gorilla scans the dense jungle undergrowth, tense, vibrating nearly as much as the knife blade thrumming away in the tree behind him.  His popsicle stick held low, ready to defend.  Then a dark shape bursts from the foliage, coming in fast and low.  The gorilla hops back, turning to the side to present a smaller target and ready to impale the oncoming form on the popsicle stick, but the shape darts to the left at the last second and sails past the gorilla.  Using his free hand and his good leg, the gorilla quickly pivots to follow it.  Pulling the knife from the tree is a huge male Mandrill, face blazing with colour.  The Mandrill flips the knife nonchalantly from paw to paw, and grins, revealing massive 4 inch canine teeth. \n\nThe gorilla knows that this will be the fight of his life...
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You probably mean the "black-handed" and details of that monkey can be found on this page.\n\n\nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/310.shtml
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A monkey with a habit
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puppy2adopt. He makes Paris look like a MENSA member and Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar.
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one that is run by a chimp
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Sure- close relative of the ROUS's Rodents of Unusual Size
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a chimp, because it's smaller than a gorllia!
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A monkey (eg baboon, macaque, tamarin) has a tail. A chimpanzee, which is an ape, does not have a tail\n\nOther types of apes are: gorillas, orangutans and gibbons
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what kind of giraffes have you been looking at man
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To my knowledge it would be the bonobo or chimp. But they are apes(no tails and opposing thump?)
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Japanese macaque\n\nDon't forget to pick a best answer.
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I hope these helps you:\n\nAfrica Forest Elephant \nBengal Tiger \nChimpanzee \nCommon Palm Civet or Musang \nDawn Bat \nGolden Lion Tamarin \nHarpy Eagle \nJambu Fruit Dove \nKing Cobra \nKinkajou \nLinn's Sloth \nOrangutan \nProboscis Monkey \nRed-shanked Douc Langur \nSilvery Gibbon \nSlender Loris \nSumatran Rhinoceros \nToco Toucan \nVampire Bat \nWagler's Pit Viper
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Macaque is a kind of monkey, but I suspect you're referring to the word macaca, which is a derrogatory term for black people. The latter word was famously used by a politician recently, captured on camera, and shown frequently on YouTube and The Daily Show.
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George Bush, He lives in the monkeys cage.
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Spridle. The monkey's name was Chim-Chim, btw.
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Ever heard the term "chicken hawk"? Only Bush is more like a "chicken monkey", at least he looks like a monkey and he sure is a chicken$!#+ SOB. Of course he evaded serving his country, he still is.