What are some of your fave funny movie quotes?
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Ronald Kornblow: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world. \nBeatrice Rheiner: [eagerly] Do you really? \nRonald Kornblow: No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres.
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Pepe the Prawn in Muppets From Space he has all the best lines.\n\nRizzo: Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg? \nPepe: Sh! It could be full of chocolate, okay. \n\nPepe: You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
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"Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now"\n\nThat's that best quote because it's so damn true and funny.
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Dude...you rock!  Those are my favorite movies of all time too!\n\n"I will take the ring to Mordor...though I do not know the way" -Frodo Baggins in The Fellowship of the Ring
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I fart in your general direction !Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! - French castle guard\n\n\nto be honest though, I loved that entire movie, I can't pick a favorite scene thats just the 1st one I came up with...the knights were funny the Tale of Sir Robin is classic too, help help I'm being repressed!  , Bring out your dead!, Ni!, bring us a shrubbery!, they dressed me this way! well we did do the nose, it's justa rabbit, the number of the counting shall be 3 and 3 shall be the number of the counting... lol
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this movies is a classic i  think i know like everysingle line in it heres a few of my favourites because i just can't choose 1\n Because I am hard, you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! \n\nHoly dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! \n\nToday ... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! \n(had to watch it to rememeber all that one)\nSon, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardballworld, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. \n My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit . . . yes. But am alive. And I am not afraid.
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1. "Life is like a box of chocolates." - Forest Gump\n2. "My name's Jim, but most people call me...Jim." - Blazing Saddles\n3. "Somehow, life has found a way." - Jurassic Park\n4. "Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?" - Dirty Harry\n5. "Play it again. For old time's sake." - Casablanca
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what about something from 'my big fat greek wedding'? there's gotta be something funny from that movie that you could use, and it's pretty well-known.
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Love that movie.  I love the Black Knight "Tis but a flesh wound" and the french knight at the castle "Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberrys" and "I fart in your general direction".  You could sit and quote from that movie all night.  It's one of the funniest around.
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"Shall I describe it to you, or perhaps I could find you a box."\n~Legolas to Gimli in The Two Towers\n\nIt was such a great line and really lightened up the situation before the big battle.\n\n"It doesn't make much sense to me, but then again, you are very small"\n~Treebeard to Merry & Pippin in The Two Towers\n\nSame thing.  I was using all those lines on one of my short friends for about a year after the movie came out.
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I haven't seen any new movies lately, but my all time favorite movie is Pirates of the Caribbean.  Johnny Depp makes me laugh out loud.
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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (Rat Race was loosely based on this classic which had almost EVERY star of the 50s and 60s in it).  Jonathan Winters destroying the gas station is HILARIOUS!!\n\nSome Like It Hot - Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in drag; Marilyn Monroe\n\nMr. Blandings Builds his Dream House - Cary Grant\n\nBringing up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, His Girl Friday, I Was a Mail Order War Bride - all Cary Grant.\n\nCourt Jester or Knock on Wood - Danny Kaye\n\nSingin' in the Rain\n\nDesk Set\n\nALL of these available on NetFlix.com
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Mine is either "Let it be" or "If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit!"
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Tonight I went to see "Eight Below Zero" with my daughter and there was a part that really is a startler and the guy a ways behind said "Holy ****".  His response was so funny I had a good laugh.
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lol that's my FAVORITE MOVIE. my favorite part is in the tunnel of love. "girl get some of that food of this boat" "i need it to live" "" and get that chicken out yo purse" lol funny shit
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic\nRevan: Shut up and kiss me you bambling fool!\n\nAlso the movie Gold\nTerry Steyner: Kiss me you fool.
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Two of the funniest off the wall ones are:\n\nGirls Will Be Girls\nDie Mommy Die\n\nIf you are a grown up and not going to be watching in mixed company, John Waters early films are disturbingly funny, pretty hard core though.\n\nFemale Trouble\nPink Flamingos\n\nOthers\n\nA Home At End of World\nLatter Days\n24th Day\nThe Trip\nMaurice\nAngels In America\n\n\nOld School\n\nChildren's Hour\nSudenly Last Summer\nThat Certain Summer