JOKES PEOPLE, JOKES i need jokes, u got any? (bring 'em)?
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Having a bad day???? this one is on anger management...\nhehehheeehhe nice one... \n\nAnger Management \n\nWhen you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need \n\nTo take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and\n\ndialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is\n\nFred Hannifin. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" \n\nSuddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.\n\nI tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had\n\ntransposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. \n\n\nWhen the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" \n\nand hung up. \n\nI wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and \n\nput it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying \n\nbills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an \n\nasshole!" \n\n\nIt always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my\n\ntherapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his\n\nnumber and said, \n\n"Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to \n\nsee if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?" He yelled, \n\n"NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, \n\n"That's because you're an asshole!" \n\n\nOne day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had \n\nbeen waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. \nI noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window ... so, I wrote down his\n\nnumber. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, \n\n(I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW \n\nasshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" \n\n"Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?"\n\n"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the\n\ncar's parked right out in front." "What's your name?" I asked. \n\n"My name is Don Hansen," he said. \n\n"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" \n\n"I'm home every evening after five." \n\n"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" \n\n"Yes?" \n\n"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to \n\nmy speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes \n\nto call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. \n\n\nI called Asshole #1. \n\n"Hello." \n\n"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) \n\n"Are you still there?" he asked. \n\n"Yeah," I said. \n\n"Stop calling me," he screamed. \n\n"Make me," I said. \n\n"Who are you?" he asked. \n\n"My name is Don Hansen." \n\n"Yeah? Where do you live?" \n\n"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front." \nHe said, "I'm coming over right \n\nnow, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."\n\nI said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole." \n\n\nThen I called Asshole #2. \n\n"Hello?" he said. \n\n"Hello, asshole," I said. \n\nHe yelled, "If I ever find out who you are?" \n\n"You'll what?" I said. \n\n"I'll kick your ***," he exclaimed. \n\nI answered, "Well, asshole, here's yo
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Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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Go to jokepictures.com.
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I like the jokes... but I can only take about 15 minutes of people yelling at me.. calling me retarded or talk spanglish.. \n\nits funny.. in moderation\n\nChris Rock would be the funniest of those you mentioned
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Lol...\nThat was real funny...thanks, I need that.
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These jokes are sooooooooooooooooo bad
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Insert *something funny*
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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like ur jokes bit whats the sperm one?
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I'm actually getting your little jokes now x
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lol good one\n\nthumbs up for u
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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da punctuations  r responsible 4 this joke!!
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com