I need yo momma jokes just to laugh at.?
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!\n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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These jokes are sooooooooooooooooo bad
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Ask yo mama !!! lol !!!
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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Go to bored.com or jokesgallery.com
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Laughing my a ss off.
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes
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I would put yo mama to shame...But I fear you'd report me...BTW I like your pic
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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yo momma like a tv, even a two year old could turn her on lol
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yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina \n\nyo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"\n\nyo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.\n\nYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.\n\nYo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. \n\nyo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"\n\nyo mama's like a wooden board flat, hard, and easy to nail!
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains. \n\nYo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.\n\nYo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.\n\nYo momma so old she still owes Jesus $2.\n\nYo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.\n\nYo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around. \n\nYo Mamma So Fat...\n- Yo Mamma is so fat she could have played the gorilla in King Kong\n- Yo Mamma is so fat when she trips rainbows Skittles fall out\n\nYo Mamma So Dumb...\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought X-Men was a porno movie because of the X\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought DSL stood for D*** Sucking Lips\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb when she went to the bank she asked for daylight savings in her bank account\n\n- Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow she beated the sun in a "Whose more yellow?" contest.\n\nYo Mammas So fat that when she goes to hungry Jacks she eats Jack\n\nYo Mommas so fat that when she got hit by a train she says ''Who threw that stone''\n\nYo Mommas so fat her family theme song is ''We are family,,,Hungry Jacks McDonalds and me,,, We are Family C'Mon every body lets sing'' \n\n \n Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sucks all the water from her body.  \n \nYour mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light \n\nYo mamma is so ugly that when she saw a cop he told her to get out of here and she asked why, and he said it's illegal to have an ugly face in America. \n\nYour mamma is so fat, before god said there be light, he had to tell her to move out of the way… \n\nYo Momma so fat she has to use I-95 as a Slip-N-Slide\n\nYo Momma so old that when I told her to act her age she died \n\nYo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!\n\nYo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.\n\nYo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.\n\nYo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.\n\nYo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.\n\nYo mama's like a pirate, there she blows\n\nYo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH \nMY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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yo momma underware is soo holy when she farts it whistles \n\nyo momma is like a buss shes big,she smells bad and is only 1 minute to ride\n\ni think those are pretty good
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.\n\nYo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof \n\n\n\nYo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.\n\nYo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family\n\nYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through\n\nYo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.\n\nYo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water\n\nYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures\n\nYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.\n\nYo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.\n\nYo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.\n\nYo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.\n\nYo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.\n\nYo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.\n\nYo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"\n\nYo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!\n\nYo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nYo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.\n\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.\n\nYo mama so fat were in her right now\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world\n\nYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th\n\nYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\n\nyo mama so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami. please"\n\n\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"\n\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.\n\nYo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code!\n\nYo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!\n\nYo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way\n\n\nYo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass off of me \n\n\nYo mama so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale\n\n\n\nYo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.\n\nYo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!