Guys, whats the funniest remarks traded by two girls who HATE each other?
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marie: my mom is way prettier than you\njennie: then where did your looks come from?\n\n_______________________________________________________\n\nkaylin: i don't know what sucks more...your mom or her mouth!\n\nolivia: you could judge that.\n____________________________________________________________\n\nriana: what do you get when you kill susan?\nsusan: uhh...\nriana: a happier life!
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YOU CAN'T HATE PEOPLE!!! DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID!!! MY FRIEND GOT SUSPENDED FOR WRITING THAT SHE "EFFIN" HATES SOME GIRL AND DRAWING HER AS A LESBIEN!!! LEARN FROM MY FRIEND'S MISTAKE!!!  although i disagree with your hatred, here are some jokes:\nher doctor is so stupid that when she was born, the doctor thought she was a girl :) (no i didn't make a mistake typing it)\nshe's so ugly that when she was born the doctor thought her mama was "using the restroom".\nwish her luck on her part as king kong's stunt double.\nremind her that buses aren't twinkies and that she should be on that diet anyways\ntell her not to get offended when the candles try to run off the birthday cake to get away from her breath.\ngive her breath mints and say she desparately needs them.\nshe's so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles didn't fall out, but she broke it!\nshe's so fat that when she fell in love, it broke.\n--do not NOT EVER EVER EVER try 2 kill her or anything stupid like that!!!  also, admit that you don't hate her (even if it's not true )and you won't hate her as much anymore.
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OH!!!  My friend does that all the time!!!!  OK it was funny at first but c'mon after a while you just wanna smack the s hit out of them!
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They are mad at each other.
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I think thats so funny! My fr4iend sent that to me and i said it and laughed for like 10 minutes.
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you could not have said it better and the attention getter was great. (lol) i would love to see the faces crack from the people who clicked your question to agree on the hatred.....funny and hell no we are not running out of room so let them in!!!!!!
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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Revenge sucks. It just leads to more and more revenge.\nFirst of all, ask yourself: "Did she KNOW it was rotten?"\nSecond, ask yourself: "Did she mean it as a joke?"\nThird, ask yourself: "Is our friendship worth overlooking this one incident?"\nIf the answers are "no", "yes" and "yes", then give her a mean look and then laugh about the whole thing.
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The worst breakup line of all time is the whole "It's not you, it's me" lie.\n\nThe worst pick up line I've ever heard is from a guy that already had a girlfriend:  "What do you consider cheating?"
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What kinda kiss?Ooh never mind...just slap both of them...you have my full permisssion...if they don't like it tell them to talk with me!
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Dang girl! get a freakin life!\nyou're starting to annoy me!
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maybe if you arent the shy type tell the girl that got made fun of that it wasnt you who made fun of her and that you told her that you told the other guy to shutup. trust me a girl likes the feeling that she is being protected like that. and for the other girl that you like like. i think you should tell her your real feelings for her.hope it helps
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One day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. \n\nShe eats the soup and watches the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as the video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. \n\nHe looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped." \n\n\nI GOT THAT AS A FWD FROM A FRIEND, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY SEND THAT TO HIM, MAKE HIM THINK ABOUT THOSE CHOCOLATES YOU SENT HIM, THE JERK.
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Coming from a girl dont b so quick saying it. the worst things to say are:\n1. How long hav we known each other it is almost our friend anniversery. Girls hate it.\nU:Say this. It may b coming quick but, well, can i tell u somthin-Her:sure-U:Well i think i sorta like u. More than a friend. And...well i think i wanna go out with u-Her:(hopefully)sure, il giv it a try\n                           I HOPE I HELPED
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Aha!  The Revenge of the Spurned!  LOL.  LOL.\n\nGood for her! Burn that Hussy!  LOL.\n\nGood one.
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Yeah, that gets annoying. I'm the type of argumentative a** that will always fire something back to make them realize how stupid of a statement they have just made. Try something like this:\n\nGirl: "All men are assholes"\nGuy: "Well I guess that means that all straight women are stupid, because why else would they be with or want to be with an asshole?"\nGirl: "We don't want to be with an asshole, we want to be with a nice guy"\nGuy: "Well then you have either just admitted that there are nice guys, making your previous statement false, or you have just admitted that you want to be with a guy that you know doesn't exist, which is ridiculous, and only suggests stupidity"\nGirl: "You're an asshole"\nGuy: "That may be true, but I'm right...and thats all that matters"\n\nWarning: This approach will certainly not get you laid....but it is funny, and it will point out the fact that she is wrong to make such a statement.
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The other girl is a loser.\nGlad to hear you are taking advantage of your opportunities.