One night I drank 31 beers.  Why didn't I die?
375361
must've been some really watery stuff that should never have been called beer to begin with...\n\nthat or you have amazing tolerance.\n\nby the way, your liver called and said it quits and will be suing you for pain and suffering.
226430
Since none of us died, we don't know if that happens. It may be crazy survivor stories. Or it could be when your brain can't get enough oxygen, you may have synestatic experiences due to a hormone imbalance.
462332
5 to 8 days.  You'd actually die of dehydration because the alcohol makes you lose fluids and there's not enough water in the beer to counteract it.
823415
Well, on mine I went out with a bunch of friends and we went to our favorite bars and I did a shot for every year!!  You may not want to go that crazy, cause you could get very ill or even die if you are tiny, I know I was in bad shape but I had fun!!
275167
Well fighting is often preceeded by drinking. Especially when the drinking involves young males.\n\nYou may have felt no pain for 2 reasons 1. you were drunk 2. Adrenaline rush of "flight or fight" response acts as a natural pain killer.\n\nIf you are already drinking to the extent of passing out, and smoking at the age of 15 You might want to prepare yourself for many other bad experiences.\n\nGood luck. I do wish you well.
222421
Firstly, I do not buy into the doctrine of either none or lots.  Now then with that said, let me share some data with you.  When I was 23 I got seriously drunk and I went to the toilet and hung my head over the edge of the bowl and I puked and puked then dry heaved until I went to sleep.  When I awoke and noticed all those different pubie/pubic hairs all so variously adhered to its rim with that foul mix of dried yellow dots, I told myself, "I'll never get drunk again."  Now, I know some folk are full of fecal matter and such a self=promise wouldn't amount to a hill of digested beans.  I'm now 62 and that was 39 years ago and I have not been drunk!  I will not drive if I have drank more than two beers and if I come to visit whoever, if a snack included I will drink another if time is in my favor; like no tanking.  They say if three beers a day, then that person is acoholic; I am therefore an alcoholic.  I generally slow-sip about five or six beers per day.  Text-books of medicine proclaim a shot of whyskey per day is beneficial for longivity since it does some beneficial things within your body.  So, when say stop all, I realise they are coming from ignorance and know not what they are saying and I correspondingly bid them a nice day.  I have a bunch of long-term associates and my drinking has never alarmed any of them because they know I will not drink into a stupor and my mind remains entirely sensible.  I suggest to all, if you prefer a beer to a soda, have at it; but by all means, do drink responsibly.  So now you know why I do not listen to a smacked idiot.
451039
I performed a wedding one saturday evening and then got invited to the reception. At the reception i tried not to drink to much but i lost count of how many jello shots i had.  to make a long story short i past out at some point in my friends car.  When I woke up the next morning i was being poked  and yelled at by the ushers of my church. I had only 1 hour till I was to give a sermon and i was hungover with the smell of alcohol in clothes. \nThey took me in by the backdoor and down stairs to the kitchen. I had a bird bath in the sick while they sprayed my clothes down with room spray.  i even drank down 2 pots of coffee.\nWhen I got to the sancutary the sounds of the organ about killed me. It felt like it was right in my skull pounding away at my brain. I stumbled around a bit and made it to the pulpit. I held on to the it with dear life and looked up to see my congragation glaring at me.  they was not happy with me!\nI did my best to lead the service but every little noise and every little light seemed to just stab at my brain. When I gave my sermon i did  it in a record 5 minutes and then ended the service. \nAfter the service i proped my self up against the doors to the church and shook hands with the people as they left. Noone really talked to me! \nWhen I got home I spent the day in the bathtub with all the lights out! The next sunday I gave a sermon on drunkeness!
1152656
you were dwi and your bloold alcohol level was .19 and the legal limit is .08
893156
ARE YOU DRUNK RIGHT NOW?\n\nCause by the grammar used on your question, it seems like it.\n\n Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.\n\n\nLOL
755349
To  tell the truth I did consult page 360 but being a novice could not locate any solution.\n\nI hazard the guess that the incident has something to do with ROCKS.\n\nDid the revengful bartender hit the shy gentlemen with the gin on ROCKS that  felled him?\n\nOr did he fall on the ROCKS?\n\nEither way it could have hit him hard.\n\nHe should not have gone in for the gin on ROCKS!
741413
I've taken many. Every bar I go into, I end up "Passing out"!
431073
You may be afraid of what you did, and did not remember, but you may be misinterpreting your post-alcohol poisoning trembling as being scared.  \n\nYour body is being abused and it just takes longer and longer to recover the older you get.   Try having one glass of wine (or a beer) with dinner every night.   \n\nThen when you go out, don't have drinks 6 through 15.\n\nIf you truly cannot control how much you are putting in, you need to stop completely.  I realize it is something you enjoy, but it has to be done.\n\nGood Luck.
598191
Oh my GOD no!  I did that last night.  Oh how I paid for my carless ways this morning at work.\nOf course, you're not thinking about that right now are you?  \nDon't worry.  Keep it up at this pace and you'll have your OWN hangover!\n\nI think it's fun to get drunk and check out Y/A.  It makes me want to answer questions that I normally would not put any effort into.\n\nHave fun!\n(Drink water before bed)
437221
Just don't drink heavily. If you limit yourself to three 12 oz. beers or less you should be fine.
1012660
Have another beer.  \n\nOn second thought, don't.  Seems like you've had more than enough already.
1132596
Tell the story man..........\n\n\nOkay..... I'm bored.... so I'm imagining it went something like this:\n\nYou had to pee, but you were somewhere... like in the car where you couldn't get to a bathroom.  You really had to go.  You found an empty soda bottle on the floor of the car, and after contemplating this decision for a while mixed in with the dares from your friends, you decided *the hell with it... I gotta go.*  You pee into the bottle.  Anyways, you screw on the cap, but decide it's not hot to bring a bottle of warm piss into the bar with you, so you leave it in the car.  Besides, all your friends were still like "I can't believe you did that man!!"  And you didn't want the female bystanders to get the wrong impression.  So anyways, it's a few hours later, and you're obviously toasted.  One of your friends leads you to the car, unlocks the door and you climb in.  He realises he forgot his ID at the table, so he runs back into the bar.  You're sitting outside for a few minutes when the dehydration from all the beer starts to kick in.  Your foot bumps into something on the floor.  You stretch your hand down and feel around until you're palming a plastic soda bottle.  You bring it into the light to get a good look at it and exclaim "Alright!  Mountain Dew!!!" \n\n\nIs that what happened????!!!!
170545
I had heard the equivalent of 1 beer an hour, on average.  Everyone's different and change over time.