You come home early from the bar and your roommate is fuckin' wit the door wide open what would u do ?
361889
I take it you mean the front door. I would walk in and say in a polite way. "Excuse me, sorry. But all those people outside want to know if you could show more of her and less of you in the doorway. And one guys wants to know if he can come in and watch, I told him it's up to you two." Then I would simply walk to my room stepping over them if I had to.
143576
Are you drunk now?\n\n\nLOL!
287075
I would unlock the door and let myself out.
457999
HEY you...... what you getten into tonight?
153813
why do u need to leave early? tell him the truth
926145
Go home and masturbate.
100006
I was drunk and so was my roomate.  He tossed an almost empty beer can at me and it spilled on me.  I am 2/3 his size.  I fired the can back at him and it smashed him in the face, sending his glasses across the room.  While he looked for them I just sat there and watched TV.  In my mind we were even, I was drunk.  He came over and punched me in the leg and not a second later my fist hit him in his face.  He picked me up above his head so I grabbed his throat with my hand.  Then we moved on.  It was a good one!  True story.
1136478
probalby in a bar\n:)
61109
If a Guy walks into a bar he would say "ouch".\n\nIf a Guy goes into a bar he says "Did I leave my woman in here last night?  'Cause I woke up with a dog!!!\n\n(HA HA)
254172
break into the building
390541
Sneak booze into her apple juice....just kidding.  Every time she gets out of bed, put her right back in.  No mercy.
288800
Kick them out 2 stay wif u ;)\nxxxooo
439377
get out of the pub and go home you naughty boy !!!
1053156
Well, If I can open the door without the C4 going off I would do the following:\n1. Move the beer out for later consumption\n2. distract my lesbian neighbor by offering her some gum and while she was distracted tie the rope to her and use the knife to cut the excess rope.\n3. I would carve Vote Republican onto the wall of the portapotty (time permitting).\n4. I would then push the portapotty over the cliff onto the Neil Young concert goers and take out as many liberal democrats as possible with the added bonus of pulling the lesbian neighbor over the edge with the portapotty to be with her liberal buddies. \n\nIf rigged and I could not escape, I would drink as much of the beer as I could for about 2 minutes, disregard the gum and rock the portapotty back and forth until it went over the cliff down onto the liberals below.  I would hope that my lesbian neighbor would look over the cliff to see what happened and would get taken out by the massive glass from the beer bottles that would have exploded with the C4.\n\nOh, yeah, and just seconds before I went, ask god to foregive me for my sins as it worked for the thief who died on the cross next to Jesus, so the bible tells me so!\n\nThat was easy, NEXT!
619180
Slam the door in his face.
895846
Well now.....I would have to say D with my gf.  (If I could get her to that is!)\n\nToo many people around to do option A - my office has an open floor plan...no one - not even the president - has an office.  (I have done this when I did have an office.)\n\nOption B....not my style...\n\nOption C....Done it!!!\n\nIn the elevator would be awesome...The stop switches don't have alarms and it would be so awesome to do it on the way back to work!\n\nWhat about you?
432895
Seeing how you and your girlfriend spend the nights together at her place all of the time maybe its time that the two of you get a place together! Leaving the friend roomate to fend for herself!