I have lice and my g/f thinks they are sexy, how can I stay happy?
367051
sexy??? thats awesome. the way you can stay happy is make sure your girlfriend gets the lice. do not kill the lice. make sure you enjoy the lice as long as possible. it will be an unforgetable experience that your girlfriend and you will never forget.
1161473
If there's a "Glamor Shots" in your area, get a really nice, sexy picture of you and a personal article of clothing that you've warn that smells nice. (not trying to be nasty here).  If you can get ahold of a camcorder of some sort, tape you singing "I Honestly Love You" (ha) Or, you get a small box and pick up little things that mean something in your relationship and remind you of good times you've had.  You could write a poem, kiss it with lipstick on and spray a little perfume on it and mail it to him.  Sorry that you have a long distance relationship.  Must be hard!!!
439206
i do not know of any remedy, however i would like to let all men know that this really isnt the worst thing in the world. my husband and my brother stress over this daily and wear baseball caps to cover their hairloss. i personally think it is sexy and i feel that all you guys losing your hair really shouldnt worry so much. its not a big deal. maybe you should shave your head bald then no one would ever know.
510904
Use a shampoo with Tea Tree Oil in it - always...\nThis should reduce risk if re-infestation.\nWhen head lice are found, it's important that everyone in the household decontaminates at the same time - it doesn't work if one of you leaves it till next week!
351033
Well, you can aske her what she wants, something that will help her. Oh, and chocolate does help, unless she's allergic or something. Chocolate releases a chemical in the brain that makes you happy, that's why chocolate is really good!
1008609
Well I assume you are white so have you ever considered that you have lice (do you live with animals in the house??). If not then start by thoroughly washing your hair with medicated shampoo. Then use a light oil or grease in your hair. Sulfur 8 works for me and my kids when their heads start to itch. A little oil/grease wont hurt anybody, no matter what hair type!!
622760
TELL HIM NOT TO PANIC.ASSURE HIM THAT TODAY IT CAN BE SEXY TO BE BALD! MEN WITH SHAVED HEADS LOOK A LITTLE EDGIER- IT'S A TURN ON. LOOK AT MICHAEL JORDAN, BRUCE WILLIS, ED HARRIS, PATRICK STEWART AND SEAN CONNERY. THEIR ALL SYMBOLS OF VIRILITY. IT'S IMPORTANT FOR HIM TO UNDERSTAND HIS HAIR LOSS DOESN'T DEFINE WHO HE IS AS A PERSON. REMIND HIM OF HIS GREAT ATTRIBUTES. LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS LOVE AND EMBRACE HIM, HAIR OR NO HAIR. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY TELL HIM THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE HIM WITH THE EYES THAT MADE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
1024940
Having two daughters who had lice for three years was a nightmare.\n\nI started off with the chemicals, tried the oils as already suggested, but then resorted to a Sunday evening ritual of 'The Nit Scrake'.\n\nMy girls often tried to wiggle out of this and I could have given up, but it became a ritual.\n\nSo just to explain. You get adult lice (the breeders) medium lice (cannot breed yet) and the nits the eggs.\n\nSo every Sunday, a good day as it is scrub up day before school.\n\nGet your daughter to lean over the bath, and wet her hair for her, then add copious amounts of conditioner, I buy the biggest and cheapest, rub it through and add more water, brush it through with her own hair brush to detangle and start combing with a metal lice comb, from the nape of the neck and forward to her brow, you must ensure the comb touches her scalp, you must ensure you do every area of her head,  rinse the little beggers off following each stroke. Your daughter will see them falling into the bath and start to undersand why she has to endure this.\n\nNow turn her over so that her face is uppermost...it is possible and do it all again.\n\nchuck the comb in a sink...count the little black dots with her, show her them close up, see the little wiggly legs and she may then take this more seriously.\n\nI now rinse the bath and offer an evening shower or bath whatever their preference. They can relax, wash their hair and its all over.\n\nSo all in all you will have caught most of the mature ones, left some eggs behind and not managed to get the tiny lice, but as they grow on in the week you can catch them next sunday, and when the eggs hatch you will catch them in about three sundays.\n\nYou should  notice a change in the size of lice being caught, but if they remain large...she is picking them up from somewhere or you are not doing a thorough job.\n\nThe reason why I do it over the bath is because lice will fall onto clothing or towels and crawl back up to the hair....I used to get covered in the early days and actually watched one wandering its way upwards and onwards.\n\nWe became lice and egg free in about two months, and my girls were absolutely infested, as long as you get the immature ones each week you will break the life cycle.\n\nWe all have our own hairbrushes..they are forbidden from using their friends brushes...easier to blame others for your lice!!.\n\nWe now continue this ritual, just to keep on top of things and have been clear for about five months.\n\nI now do this with a small white towel over their shoulders, but still then get them to have their bath or shower afterwards, and the towel goes straight to the wash as if contaminated.\n\nThe hard work is so worthwhile when you get a sigh of relief and a 'Im not itchy anymore'....\n\nI also clean the hairbrushes each week, but just as a note, check your own hair, one little itch means you have one.\n\nBut their hair is also so healthy now. I have saved myself a fortune, I have two girls who have an understanding of a life cycle, and I did not boil their clothes and bedding daily, The"nit scrake" ritual was more than I could bear.
530604
hey dude-me too-you sound pretty fun to be with and us chrome domes gotta stick together so give me the ten points to compensate for my lack of follicles and we'll shine on together!my girl thinks im sexy too and when she sees old pics of me with a full head of hair she says i look horrible!!!as long as you keep it short and dont try to hide it then youll do for me  my fellow slaphead-remember.....god is great and mercifull,god is good and fair,to some he gave intelligence.to others he gave hair!!!!
890526
You could always satisfy yourself, you have two hands that should be more than enough.\n\n(It's nympho...or actually nymphomaniac.)
1074020
To remove lice, you can purchase a product otc at your drugstore such as quell, nix, pronto, etc. You can also buy a special comb and some products even include this comb.   Be sure to also clean all the bedding and towels in hot water and vacuum any padded furniture as well every day until the infestation is cured. LIce can live for a day or so and their eggs can survive up to a week when OFF the human host so cleaning properly helps contain the possibility of re-investation or spreading hte lice to others.\n\nAs for the comb, you can buy special de-lousing combs.  Follow the directions exactly.  You also need to clean the comb frequently during the combing process.  This process takes several hours a night and must be repeated every day until no more active lice are seen (will take several days, possibly a week).  You comb one small section at a time.\n\nEvery day, be sure to clean all your combs and brushes to dispose of any lice or nits.
136399
I hear you!  Every time my wife gets one of those scary daggered looks in her eyes and starts complaining about her PMS pains I remind her of my beard shaving and itchin' ordeal!   Sometimes, if I'm lucky enough, I might even get about a couple of hours of mileage (i.e. peace and quiet) out of that comment too!!!    Anyway, as you know, like PMS, beards too are unpredictable and moody, my friend.   In general, they start itchin' once the hair starts to break the skin again, as well as, when it gets long enough for the tips to roll back around and prick and tickle the skin (which could be different from individual to individual, depending on the type of facial hair, etc.)   Of course, if you happen to have a monkey-suite job like I do, and are condemned to shaving everyday, then you might suffer from an altogether different itch too – such as skin irritation and allergic reactions – especially if you have a heavy beard and sensitive skin combination like I do.      Anyhow, here are my recommendations for a softer and less-itchy bread (I already have enough PMS on my hands to worry about, I don’t need any additional itch):\n\n1) Wash your face with warm water and a decent soap that you are not allergic to (preferably an anti-bacterial one IF it does not irritate your skin) prior to shaving;\n2) Use a good shaving gel and work it well into the facial hair prior to shaving;\n3) Use a good triple blade razor like the Gillette Turbo, etc. and replace it as soon as it starts getting dull;\n4) Try to first shave in the direction of the hair growth and not against it;\n5) Once you are done shaving wash you face thoroughly again and/or take a shower.   By the way, shaving in the shower works if you have a nice fog-free mirror, otherwise you might end up looking like Mr. Popcorn Face by the time you patch up the damage!\n6) Always use a fresh towel to dry your face and do not use an “After Shave Lotion and/or Cream” on a freshly-shaved skin; the alcohol and/or chemicals in ‘em will irritate you skin and or clog up your pores.   At least, I have that problem.\n\nIn addition to the above, if you have the luxury of letting your beard grow and are looking for a less itchy one, here’s what I would do:\n\n1) Wash your beard with a high-end/quality shampoo and conditioner combo; \n2) Brush it often so that the tips are not in contact with the skin;\n3) Always keep it trimmed, especially around the cheek bones and below the jaw line.  Wash your face often;\n4) Use a good quality hair/skin cream to moisturize and condition your facial hair and skin;\n5) Bury your head in the sand if you are anywhere near a lady with PMS!!!   [Dive into the ocean, if she starts coming after you with a BIG knife – poor ladies, they really suffer too you know!   :-) ]
599601
You know being a little insecure in the bedroom can be ALOT better than being over confident.  If you don't become paranoid that is.  Pace yourself and awlays imagine what you might be able to do better on, that way you are always wanting to please her, instead of sitting back brimming with arrogence.   However... don't become paranoid... as you will ultimately stress yourself out and risk decreasing stamina and sexual performance.  With your partner telling you that you are the best... take it as a compliment, but dont take it to heart, because god forbid you guys one day spilt, you run the risk of having that one retracted, lol
958833
You don't worry about it.  You just put yourself out there and give it your best and if she likes you back then you go with it.  It ain't no big mystery man.  Make sure you shower daily though.
93957
Have fun! Knock yourself out!  I always told my fiancee that if I ever caught him doing it, first don't stretch out my stuff and second, don't expect me not to laugh (he would NOT look good in female things, a bit too hairy hehehe).
78963
Normal is a setting on your dryer. It's alright to be attracted to other girls without acting on it. If your girlfriend is satisfying you mentally, hang on to her, because thats the hardest thing to find. You are a walking hormone right now . Don't throw away a good thing, if that is what you have.
1032000
I don't think it's an issue do you??? I mean you're taking the whole sex maniac thing to a whole new level but as long as you're happy.. who cares what we have to say about it??? \n Hey all I got to say is: If you have an Itch ... go ahead and scratch!!!