How do one become a ninja?
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1. Procure a time machine\n2. Go back to feudal Japanese times\n3. Complete Ninja training
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1) Work hard\n2) Train "technique"\n3) Have great conditioning (endurance)\n4) Have a great attitude\n\nGood Luck!
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I think the better question is: can colds catch ninjas?\n\nSo yes, ninjas can catch colds.
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Find a American Kenpo school and sign up you dont have to be an expert to defend your self Its a vary effective martial art.you will learn the true science of combat. Remember this.    To hear is to forget to see is to remember to do is to understand.
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Ninja is another form of martial arts, you learn this like any martial arts student, except for a novice person, the instructor usually does not teach all the concealment and secrets, these are taught to those who deserve to be top of the class.\n\nAnyway, for commercialize school, maybe you won't learn that much or learn to be like those in movies.\nhttp://www.neopets.com/island/fight_training.phtml\nhttp://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/archive/news/2002/02/20020221p2g00m0dm998000c.html
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A ninja has 57 hit points and is a level 123 fairy elf godess of the church of el ron hubbard the great f ag king with magic level 4 and a weed whacker blade level 82 capable of hitting a rock troll and ending thier entire species with one hit.\n\nThat is why there are no more rock trolls today. They have all turned into cannibus and are smoked regularly for our pleasure.\n\nStop asking questions about your LARPing (live action role playing) ninjer fantasies and either go to wwwbullshido.net and learn the real facts or continue to live in your dreamworld and go hug aishida kim or some other ninjer LARPer's nuts and live in a delusional fantasy world.
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There is a park called People's Square where local wu shu masters practice.  Try there and hook up with one of them and see if they are will to train you.
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A Ninja. Hulk and Mr. T are tough, but remember that they're known just as much for their acting as their fighting prowess. A ninja just kicks ass all day every day.
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Learn some grammar... \n"How can I become a SWAT team member?"/"Do I have to be a police officer first?"/"What should I do after that to be a member?"/"What are the qualifications to get selected as a sniper?"\n\nYou have to distinguish yourself from all of your peers in just about every way. Like the other guy said kiss a social life good-bye. As for a sniper, you will get selected again after making it to the SWAT team. Good Luck
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If you don't already; you should consider going to a good jujitsu school to learn. Watching videos and looking at pics may help but it's not the same as rolling around with someone and trying to get them in a move. Here is a link below. \n\nhttp://onthemat.com/techniques.php
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Yes! Ninjitsu is a martial art, and yes you can become a ninja. Of course they don't go sneaking around killing people anymore and stuff like that. There are schools to learn this art. One of the most known of the modern day ninjas is Sho Kosugi. He is also an actor who was in several ninja movies of the 80's. He used to have a school in California. I got to speak to him one time, he's a really nice guy. Check out a couple of his movies, " Revenge of the Ninja " and " Pray for Death ".
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His best bet would be to enter some "open" tournments in the area. EX: The N.A.G.A. holds grappling tourments where one does not need to be part of a club to participate.  If he does well there other's that are part of clubs will attempt to recruit him.  From there he will train with others and when skill levels raise they will support him into UFC events and or Pride events.  Or look for any training facilities in your area that specialize in martial arts but make sure they are endorse by a national agency. If your located out in the lost lands it might be tough but worth the effort if he's really serious about it.
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ninjas because they can sneak around
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You, go to a dojo and start challenging people....please!
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Here's an answer I gave someone who asked about taking a martial art. Hope this helps!\n\nHere's what I would do:\n\n\n1. Get a sheet of paper and write down exactly what kinds of benefits you wish to obtain from studying karate/martial arts. It's a good idea to know exactly what you want to achieve.\n\n2. Go to www.smartpages.com and look up MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTION in you city and state. It will tell you what martial arts are taught in your area and where the schools are located.\n\n3. Once you know what martial arts are offered in your area look up their definitions on the net. Note the similarities and differences between each. A good place to do that is www.wikipedia.com.\n\n4. Visit the schools in your area. Ask for a free class. Make sure you find a Master Instructor who is overseen by a larger governing body.For example: Many Tae Kwon Do schools belong to the World Tae Kwon Do Federation. Verify your instructor's credentials.\n\n\nSome Martial Arts:\n\nTae Kwon Do and Karate will provide you with a great cardiovascular workout. They will also tone you. For the best results go to class around 4-5 days per week and at least 20-30 minutes a day at home to practice your moves.\nKoei Kan and Isshin Ryu are two good styles of karate. You can also look up Kenpo.\n\nKrav Maga, an Israeli style of self defense, is a superb physical workout. Around 4-5 days of Krav with transform your body. I've watched it happen. Fair warning! The workouts are intense! Take a look at Jennifer Lopez in the movie Enough. She's doing Karv Maga.
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it depends on what you are training for (health, competition, self defense). judo and jujitsu involve a lot of mat work and grappling. boxing is very good for cardio. karate is a good combo of most aspects. krav maga is great for self defense. aikido involves some mat work and joint manipulation. it also depends on how far you are willing to travel to learn. some people would travel 100 miles for class. most would only travel 10-15 miles. see what is offered in your area and watch a few classes. usually schools want you to sign a one year contract, so be sure you like what you see before you commit. some places offer seminars. some high schools and colleges offer community programs after hours for several weeks. expose yourself to as much as you can. good luck.
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While pirate do get to say great things like 'ARRRRR!!' and have a great parrot and gun, but as a ninja you get a great set of pajamas.  You cannot argue with a nice comfortable set of pajamas.  Go Ninja.