i felt bored, can you make me laugh?
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.\n\nAfter many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. \n\nThe president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.\n\nThe president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"\n\nThe elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."\n\nThe president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"\n\n"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."\n\n"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."\n\n"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.\n\nThat night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.\n\nThe next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.\n\nThe president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.\n\nThe president was happy to oblige.\n\nThe elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."\n\nThe elderly woman did so with a little smile.\n\nSuddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.\n\nHe asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
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maybe try www.bored.com
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I have been sitting here for hours reading these questions. I sound bored, Well it's true.  Even my cat is bored and sleeping again!
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hahahaa\nps:this means i  laughed very hard
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funny =) gave me a giggle!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks I needed a good laugh.
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http://www.funology.com/boredombusters/bb014.htm
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that was great!!!  i haven't heard anything that funny in awhile.  it gave me a laugh.  thanks i needed one.  anyway, ya it was funny, i enjoyed it.  lol!!!
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You win! I'm gay and bored.
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clipdump    because theres usually something funny to watch if Im feeling bored.
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I think I will skip this one and just sit quietly in the corner giggling.\nLove & Light\nSharon
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You could always just answer questions on here!  That's something I do when bored, it's quite addictive, and entertaining!\n\nOtherwise, have a nice bath, indulge yourself, do things you might not do - read a good book in there, have some chocolate, give yourself a pedicure, or a manicure.
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WOW you really need to get some hobbies or something relevent going on. I hope you were just bored and feeling silly posing this question. Thanx for the pts.
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That's mad! I managed not to think of anything funny and the best I did was to fall off of my chair and pretend to knock myself out on something at half midnight when I was still up. I was gonna jump up after a while and yell April fool, but I ended up laughing as the rest came over to see what happened, so it all went pathetically wrong. well done. Very classy.
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I needed a nice laugh at the end of the day. Thank you for that
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Get back up. I'd probably be laughing at me too! :) have a nice day! :)
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx