why did chiken crossed the road?
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she likes to cross the roads
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Well surely laws from city to city, and state to state vary, but the fact that he did it where there were arms would imply that it was on a road. If there was a sidewalk on either side of the tracks especially this would be even more ridiculous. The railroad will go in either direction long enough to make walking over it the only option short of hitching a ride for 12 feet, heh.\n\nI would contact an attorney before making any further actions, because you may have a wrongful arrest case, if the laws are the same where you are as everywhere else I've ever heard of. \n\nA simple answer is that atleast in Washington state it is legal to walk accross tracks if there is no warning of a train or train coming. If you go sit on the tracks, I can see, but crossing over, no.
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To get to the other side?
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In this scenario the Egg.  The chicken must have crossed the road to get away from the egg, because the egg came first and failed to satisfy the chicken.
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The correct link is:\n\nhttp://bible.crosswalk.com/
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You just did. I was thinking I was right when answering this question. After further review and reading more deeply into it I can see where I was wrong. I apologize deeply for being wrong and adamantly deny it was for the right reasons, as it is obvious it was for the wrong reasons only.\nSomewhere in my thought process I made a wrong turn on that long highway leading the right way. Your need to prove me wrong is right, and rightfully I appreciate you showing me how wrong I was. Thanks again, and have a good evening. Wrong or right consider me a friend.
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PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.\nDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!\nERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\nGRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\nEINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\nIMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.\nTHE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\nCOLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens...\n\nTHATS WHY...
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I did not see it but I read about it on BBC news. You can still look at the article about it by going to BBC news website and searching for \n"walking on all fours" or something like that. I looked it up a few weeks ago and the article was still there.
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the chicken with the rooster definetly, cause without a rooster a chiken cannot lay an egg :)\n\nthe chicken crossed the road to see the rooster :D
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walking contradiction
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She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road\n\nThere are various stories of it's origin...
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At a truck stop restaurant, the only food joint for miles, I found a wooden match stick and a cigarette butt in my french fries. The ketchup had cigarette ashes lightly sprinkled on them and the waitress was smoking while she served us. I should have gotten the hint when I saw a truck driver get up and walk out right after his food was served. The hot dog didn't have any debris on it but it was shriveled up like a prune in a stale bun. Restaurants on Route 30 are dirty so watch it !
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to get the other side
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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To stay off the highway.....
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To get to the other side.