What is your best or worst blind date story?
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BLAH....I was set up on a blind date by one of my friends. He took me to a convenience store and bought me a hot dog and a 2 liter of coke then took me back to his house to watch a movie. There were so many piles of dog crap and the stench was horrible. I stayed about 15 minutes and left. The next day while I was out he left a baseball cap and cheap diamond earrings for me on my porch. He called later that night to see if I got the stuff, I told him yes but I couldn't accept them..he told me he loved me. I returned the things to him and never saw him again. Fukn weirdo!
337369
don't know. but funny story. blind date. we went to see starwars. after 5 minutes of squirming he tells me he doesn't wear underwear and is gonna have to reach in and adjust himself. i was so embarrassed. everyone around us heard. and to be honest it's not something you really want to know about someone you just met. well as he was a huge starwars fan i just talked during the whole movie. asking who that was? what did they do that for? where are they going now? why did they do that? who is he? what's that? needless to say that after the movie he couldn't take me home fast enough.
1058534
The worst breakup line of all time is the whole "It's not you, it's me" lie.\n\nThe worst pick up line I've ever heard is from a guy that already had a girlfriend:  "What do you consider cheating?"
132096
I think everyone has a bad date story. Variety is the spice of life. There is someone for everyone.
1013240
I willingly went on a blind date with a guy who reminded me of E.T. ..... I was the one who felt like phoning home... does that count?
409709
At your church, ask friends' girlfriends to fix you up with a blind date, online dating services where they match you up with compatible people, take a course at night school and you will meet people.
514148
Singles night anywhere? \n\nThose date things where you sit with someone for like 3 minutes, I think it's speed dating?\n\nHave someone get you a blind date.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
43594
There are a lot of really bad things that could happen on a first date.  The worst thing?  I don't know . . . if your date died, maybe?  That would just about top them all.  The worst experience I had on a first date was pretty mild.  It was a blind date and we went to a dance and when the song "Fantastic Voyage" came on, he started jumping like a pogo stick -- that was his idea of dancing. *eyeroll*
566123
Never had one!  I have only dated 1 man in my life!!! He asked me out on a date when I was 25.( I had never been on a date before) and we had a great time! We have been together as a couple for almost 8 years and been married for 5 years. And I was a virgin when we got married! I was 28.
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Oh my goodness....I have one.\n\nIt was right after I got out of a very long, very terrible relationship, yet it was before I met my husband.  I was sitting at my house with my roommate and one of those commercials came on TV for the telephone dating service.  TeleMates or something like that.  Well, I had been drinking just a bit so I decided to call it for fun.\n\nWell, I instantly was on the line with this guy who was a little older than me, who sounded really nice.  He described himself as being extremely nice looking with gorgeous blue eyes, etc. etc.  I was like "YES!!! Let's meet up for a date."\n\nSo a couple of days later, this guy was coming to pick me up.  I got ready for HOURS! (I hadn't been single in years, so I was so nervous about this "blind date")  My roommate was there, and a few of our friends were there to meet this guy.\n\nWell, we hear a car pulling into the driveway and my roommate runs to the window and is peeking out.  She turns around and starts laughing and she's like "He totally lied to you.  You are not going to like this."  I kept smiling, thinking that she was joking.  No, as it turns out, she was just being nice.\n\nThis guy looked NOTHING like he had described.  He had on huge thick glasses, he was like 4 inches shorter than me and about 30 pounds more than what he described.  He also had told me he was a great dresser, and lets just say this was a lie too!  The only thing he had in common with what he told me was that he had blue eyes!  That was it!\nSo this guy comes in and he's holding a rose, and I instantly feel like a b!tch for being so judgemental.  I thought, maybe he is a really nice guy, so I decided not to fake sickness as I had originally planned and take a chance on him. If anything, he could just be a friend that I hung out with.\nSo we go on our date.  He asks me where I want to go eat.  I tell him I'm not picky, I'm content with McDonalds double cheeseburgers.  So he decides to take me to a nice Mexican restaurant downtown.  We go in, and we're sitting there talking and sure enough, he is a nice guy.  So then he offers to buy me a drink.  I tell him I like margaritas.  He orders me the biggest margarita they have, one that costs over 10 bucks and comes in a cup that looks like a bowl!  So I drink the margarita.  He buys another one.  I drink it.  We finish eating and then we leave. \nSo he stops at a store, asks me do I smoke, I say yes.  He goes in, buys me several packs of cigarettes and a lighter.  And a case of beer.  I'm like WTF, but okay.....\nSo he gets a call on his cell phone and asks would I like to stop by his house, that his brother is having a "party" there.  I say sure, and figure if this is a trick, I have my pepper spray in my purse!\nSo we go to his house and it is only his brother there!  There is no party.  Apparently, I am the party.  So we sit around and drink some beers, have some conversation.  Then my cell phone rings and it is my former best friend (who is a guy) I talk only for a minute before telling him maybe we can hang out later, then hang up.  The guy I'm on a date with gives me this weird look and he's like "Was that a guy?" As I explain to him that it was my best friend, who I dated when I was 15, but since then, he's engaged and has two kids, he just looks pissed.  He grabs my purse up from bside me, shoves it into my hands and tells me he's taking me home.\nAs we're driving down the road, I start to tell him I had a fun time with him, and this dude just starts freaking out on me.  I remember he told me "You're nothing but a player.  You're one of those girls, you just play good guys like me.  Do you get off on playing people and doing them wrong?"  Of course, I'm like What the hell are you talking about?  So this guy proceeds to just b!tch me out:  I take you out and treat you right and you just screw me over.  That'
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Am sure you'll find someone if not try buying a pet to keep you company or get a complete make over and go on a blind date this way the person your dating will get to see you from how your really are
463197
my wife and i were kind of fixed up.  Our friends thought we would be good together but knew we would not agree to a blind date or go out with someone because they said so.  Also they really hated my girlfriend at the time.  The just kept inviting her and i out to places so we would have to interact and talk.  We went to one of our friend Birth day parties and met but like i said i was seeing someone.  Then the movies a play things we both liked. Eventually i broke up with my girl and like a month later my friends/roommates invited her over and we had a really good time.  We started dating then got married. \nPS we are not friends with either of them anymore for various reasons
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I will relay one that my friend told to me.\n\nBack-story:\nShe went out with this guy who told her some sob story about going through a divorce and that he was wealthy (he claimed to be some real estate big shot).  Well, it turns out this guy said he had a car, but that it was in the shop (she never saw the mystery car).  She had to drive him around on every date and he also wore the same outfit on every date (keep in mind that this was 6 dates over a 1 month period) .  Then on one of the dates he asked her to stop at the ATM (it was one of the drive ups) and he couldn't take out any money because the acount had less than $20 in it.\n\nThe Worst of the 6 Dates: \nHe asked her out to the movies.  She picked him up for the date.  When they were at the ticket window, he paid in quarters for the tickets.  He also paid in quarters for the dinner, she offered to pay and he got angry with her.  He was snappish with her the rest of the date. Then at the end of the date, asked her inside his house (he lived in a house with another guy and only had a TV and a mattress on the floor in his room).  He actually wanted her to make out with him on the floor mattress after behaving like a jerk during the date.  Thank God she declined and went home.  She told me about the date the next day (she was so depressed).  I made her see the humor in it (I told her that it was probably his laundry money - I mean the guy wore the same outfit on every date) and it is now one of our favorite inside jokes (quarter man / rerun guy).  LOL
351837
i went on a date with this guy to a park. I guess he had been drinking and he puked all over me. I never saw him again. the worst part was that he called me everyday for a month after.
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One day my boyfriend was just staring at me with the evil eye. I finally asked him what was wrong he told me he listened to my voice mail and there was this guy asking me for a date.. etc The guy was actually a photographer I had met with and I wanted him to take pictures of me and my friends as a momento. He had my phone number from his records. Of course I thought my boyfriend would have never believed that so I told him my best friend got mad at me and wrote my name and number in the mens room of a dunkin donuts she works at. He believed me for a while until 20 minutes later he walked over to the dunkin donuts to somehow get it off the wall and found it wasn't there. He even asked the staff if they had cleaned it and of course they said no. lol So it didn't work..Honesty is the best policy!
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LOL!!! My bad experience was my first experience and I was traumatized after it and almost made it my last LOL!!\n\nA friend of mine set this date up. (she's lucky I still called her a friend after that) I was a lil greeny, just turned 18 just graduated. I did not really date in high school. I liked the guys, they liked me but I just did things in groups and  had a blast. ANYWAY...the guy called me, his name was MIKE..he sounded so cute. I asked my friend what he looked like. SHe said OH He's tall, he has a tan complexion, dark hair and glasses, brown eyes, he is really cute. OKay, I was picturing this muscle man with dark hair, good looking, wire frame glasses, tall, and someone that I would just melt for if I saw him. \n\nI was so nervous. \nWell....the next day was the big day. I was all ready to go and nervous...OH SHOOT!!! LOL! the guy comes walking up...about my height 5'3"...mousy brown hair and thick glasses, the goober was wearing a white shirt and tie, he was all dressed up, for gosh sakes we were just to a movie. I thank my luck stars it was a double date, because I wouldn't have survived the night and I would've had to kill him if he touched me. I opened the door, my father is standing their, I am tucking my fathers sleeves signalling to him that I did not want to go. LOL! My mother was whispering just go, geez. NOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL!! THe guy hands me these half dead roses wrapped in green paper that he cut off of a rose bush and he said "I brought you some roses, I thought that it was something I was supposed to do" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!\nI felt totally weird with this guy. \nOkay...so we went to my friends house and picked them up, meanwhile I was leaning against the door , it was locked, but I was clutching onto the handle. \n\nOkay...we WERE supposed to go to a movie, we didn't...the goober had to show us where he worked, he thought that I would be impressed with the fact that he created and built things out of plastic, we spent 20 minutes watching a stupid machine make caps for wesson oil bottles. Then it was getting late, so we went to Red Lobster, instead of watching a movie (because Mike claimed that it was too late) we ended up going to his house and staying their until 2am watching this retarded video on old time inventions. \n\nHe commented on his messy house and he said well if I had a woman to cook for me and clean my house while I worked my house wouldn't look this way. I then said that I was tired and wanted to go home. I was so glad to get home. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! LOL! I relive those feelings whenver I tell the story, but I bust a gut. LOL!! That was 16 years ago. That was one of the traumantic moments in my life. LOL!!