who's the dumbass who invented the button up fly?
369224
it was some dude who didn't wear underwear and something tender got wounded by his zipper
1093559
Did you know that you were invented by Sir Thomas Crapper?
339545
George senior.  Junior is stupid.
1012183
man can be as stupid as hitler and egg can be as small as a football
156678
Who? You have to specify, stupid
1146859
Dumb F***** Damn Stupid Fool ................ Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1106890
True, but off a little.\n\nThe helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
240939
You tell your ignorant friend to imagine this....\n\nRiding down the street of his air conditioned (which was created by an African American, Frederick Jones) car and someone runs the red light (which was also invented thanks to another African American, Garret Morgan) and hits him head on. He is rushed to the emergency room, where a blood transfusion is needed to save his life. Thanks to Dr. Charles Drew (an African American) your friends life has been saved.\n\nIn ONE day, your friend has encountered THREE inventions by African Americans and even one has saved his ignorant, racist a$$!!!!\n\nWhen he's eating a peanut butter sandwich while ironing his clothes. When he's brushing his hair in the morning. When he's cleaning his house with a mop, and mowing his lawn. When he decides to take the elevator instead of the stairs. When he buys his child a tricycle. When he needs to get laser eye surgery to have 20/20 without glasses and contacts. Remind him who invented these objects when he's using them!!!!\n\nDo me a favor and tell your friend he can thank African Americans for all the great inventions in America. And tell him to read a fucking book!!!!!!\n\nHERE ARE SOME INVENTIONS BY AFRICAN AMERICANS\n\nPatricia E. Bath was the inventor of the laser eye surgery technique now widely used. In fact, she is the only African American woman doctor to ever receive a medical patent.\n\nFrederick Jones invented the air conditioner unit and the automatic refrigeration system for long-haul trucks.\n\nJ.W. Smith invented the lawn sprinkler.\n\nSarah Boone invented the ironing board.\n\nJan Matzeliger invented the shoe-lasting machine (for attaching soles on shoes in Lynn, Mass. His invention revolutionized the shoe industry.\n\nLydia Newman invented the hair brush.\n\nL.P. Ray invented the dust mop.\n\nThomas W. Stewart invented the mop.\n\nJohn Love invented the pencil sharpener.\n\nLee Burridge invented the typewriter.\n\nJohn Burr invented the lawnmower.\n\nGarrett Morgan invented the traffic light.\n\nJohn Standard took out a patent on an improved refrigerating device... the refrigerator.\n\nAlice Parker invented the heating furnace.\n\nAlexander Miles invented major improvements to the elevator.\n\nDr. Charles Drew invented a way to store blood and then created the first blood bank.\n\nM.A. Cherry invented the tricycle.\n\nErnest E. Just received distinction in his field through his research on egg fertilization and the functioning of cells.\n\nHarold D. West was the first person to synthesize the amino acid threonine in the laboratory.\n\nDr. William Hinton devised a test to determine syphilis.\n\nConstance B. Motley was the first African American female appointed as a Federal Judge in 1966.
890623
Dr. James Naismith invented it.\n\nGeorge Mikan was the star who helped popularize it
793389
He invented a "photophone", the predecessor to our fiber optics.  It was a way to transmit information, in the form of sound, over light. In addition, he invented a vacuum jacket that would eventually become the iron lung used in polio cases in the 50s.  He also pioneered into the area of desalinization, "alternative energies" and recycling.  He also invented the concept of metal detectors, using an inductive pickup coil.
82697
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Wright_%28inventor%29
829712
WHO OR WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ???\n\nWHAT A STUPID NAME !!!
636879
the guy who pays for it... which cup moron...
856233
He was known as Johnny Polo, and he managed The Quebecers and Adam Bomb. 10pts please!
670955
Correction Sir, Didley Squat was invented by Olympic Power Lifter Gilbert Didley...( cousin of Bo ) after pulling a quad muscle in the "88 " games...a little known fact...Dolphins wrote the old TV series Flipper...they also invented Reality TV....geez...you're right they ARE stupid !
675248
sue his punk azz for erthing the moron has
389529
idiots rule the world! so liten upp