What's the oddest thing that has ever happened to you at a convenient store?
358368
I don't know how odd this is but almost 20 years ago I worked as the night manager at a convenience store.  \n\nWhile handing a lady her change I glanced outside at the gas pumps, there was maybe 3 people out there pumping gas.  I did a quick once over and noticed one guy next to his truck smoking a cigar while pumping his gas.  Immediately I went over to the mic to yell at him, and in the seconds it took me to move towards the mic, the top of the hose he was using cracked and started spraying gasoline all over him and his truck!  \n\nI screamed, and threw myself at the kill switches and in that eternal moment it dawned on me that I was about to die.\n\nBut I hit the kill switch, nothing caught on fire, there wasn't any explosion, and after removing the diamonds I just created in my a$$, I went outside and enjoyed the world's largest tirade against the now drenched cigar smoker.\n\nSo, how's that for an "odd" moment?
124222
Has this actually happened to you?
961337
I was dining out with friends, 4 couples in all, in a restaurant which had a series of semi private rooms. \n\nI fell asleep and my friends decided to tiptoe out and leave me to it.\n\nAnother group who we did not know, asked was happening and without prompting took my friends places,\n\nThey then woke me, and thanked me for buying them a wonderful meal, presenting me with the bill.\n\nI was severely embarrassed.
704076
Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.
657582
security guard on a campus in Arizona... I'm not big, and i couldn't stop laughing throughout my shifts and while i searched people... It looked and felt funny !!! LOL\n\nP.S. I'm not American...
595555
I saw somebody doing the same thing.  They were talking to somebody in the back seat but I couldn't see anybody in the back seat.  I got in my car and watched (I was parked right next to the person).  A child popped up in the backseat.  They must have been picking up something off of the floor before they got buckled in!  :-)  It was strange seeing that though.\n\nANOTHER ONE - I was shopping at the store the other day and there was this lady walking around shopping also.  She was looking at things on the shelves and talking to herself.  I don't mean like "hmmm which one should I get" kind of talk, it was like she was having a conversation with somebody.  She wasn't wearing one of those headset cell phones either.  She would walk to another section of the same aisle and say "what do you think, do you like this one?"  WHAT?!!  There wasn't anybody with her.  The only two people in that entire aisle were me and her.  creepy!
973608
I work in retail and some of the things we see are unbelievable!  Most recently we found a sex toy in one of the ladies fitting rooms.  We once found a digital camera with pictures of girls trying on bras and in various stages of undress.  Very awkward when she showed up with her dad to claim the camera.  Lots of dirty diapers and feminine supplies (yes, unfortunately).  Recently had a man trying on a bra.  Since it was close to Halloween we kind of wrote it off, until he asked for matching panties.  I am sure I have lots more, this is just off the top of my  head.
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Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
672610
One time my spouse and I went grocery shopping. I wanted coffee and the cans were on the very bottom of the shelf. I asked my husband to please get me a can and put it in the cart. Next thing I knew he threw himself on the floor, wrapped his arms around my ankles and said, "BABY, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"\nI about died and everyone was staring at us. When we got to the checkout lane the cashier told him well I see she didn't leave you.
343504
Caught Mas*urba*ing in a grocery store?
818454
Certainly not the craziest,but I went to Burger King today to order some food for myself and some friends.Two items were hamburgers.The girl at the checkout said "let me check and see if we have any meat".I was like what the ****.She came back and told me they in fact had no meat for burgers,but she could make me some chicken.True story,happened on County Line rd in Jackson NJ.\nI have some other things I could tell you but they're much too sexually explicit to detail on this site.
593778
I think they have problems.  That happened to me once at a convenience store, I was upset and mad, but also thought of pointing and laughing at him, humiliating him for it.  But I just shook my head and looked at him like "Whatever!" and drove away.
1085251
My most embarrassing moment happened one morning when i realised i had forgot to put the bin at the side of the road to be emptied the night before, so i ran out in my night dress thinking if i was quick no one would see me. But i was in to much of a hurry and i slipped and fell and the bin landed on top of me. Just at that the bin lorry turned the corner. I am even red faced telling you about this.
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I read one once about a guy that robbed a bank - the hold-up note he wrote was on a deposit slip - to HIS account!\n\nThere was one local here last year, a guy robbed a resturaunt - he hid in the place until they closed (or something like that) and then tried to get out through the grease vent (over the ovens) and got stuck, half inside, half outside!
1042622
not always but more crooks then genuine store out there
741151
what, from the register to the door you lost it?\nThey won't let you out of the store?\n\npray Pray PRAAAAAY!!!!!