what is the quickest, pain-free way to commit suicide?
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Forensic investigation can tell us if the method was "pain free",...usually, pills and alcohol in quantity can be counted as the least painful.
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Proactive is one of the quickest ways to go. \n\nHope that helps,\nUltimeaciax
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A Wednesday I'd say, as it's not too close to the weekend to ruin it for anyone that may be upset by you killing yourself.\nIf you want a release from the mental pain that you may be in then I suggest that you use a clean sharp knife and cut yourself to bits.  The physical pain will be a relief.\n\nI do not think that anyone on here can give you an answer based on personal experience, as that's just not possible, because if they did do it right then they wouldn't be on here!\n\nReasons to back out?  Only you can know these reasons.  Fear is usually the biggest one, and that's ok.  Not many of us are strong enough to take our own lives, and so we must learn to be stronger by actually really living our lives.  And do all the very different things that we always wanted to.\n\nGood luck either way, it's your life, only you can choose what to do with it.
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The best ways are walking and swimming. They are both easy on the body and don't take a lot of time. You can begin walking for 20 minutes a day or swimming for the same. Build up from there. The 'no pain no gain' saying is wrong, pain means something is wrong and then you can get hurt. Go slow, build up to it. If you are over 40, careful not to over do it too soon, sore muscles are common and take longer to heal. Unfortunately.
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Why do you want to commit suicide?  To tell you the truth, I wanted to commit suicide before...that was years ago...but every time I'm depressed, I wait...because I know that life is just a series of tunnels.  You drive into a tunnel and the sum seems to be gone...the tunnel might be long or short...you never know...but one thing you can be sure is that the sun will eventually be back when you finally get out of the tunnel.  There is no tunnel with only one hole...even if there is you could still turn around and drive out.\nI hope you think it over...I don't think someone that wants to commit suicide have to see a doctor or something...but everyone needs to talk it out...and you really have to think it over hard!!  I almost commited suicide...but I'm glad I didn't ...cuz then I would miss out all those things that happened after I decided not to kill myself.\nLife IS hard...\nA person wearing a pretty pair of shoes....but if you were to try on her shoes...you might realize it doesn't feel as pretty as it looks like.\nI really hope you don't hurt yourself...because you might regret it....\nSuicide is a sign of giving up...NEVER give up...giving up is the same as losing...well...actually worse.  People that lose have the courage to fight til the end...people that just give up or run away have nothing.\nDon't give up ...fight back!\nEven today I'm not 100% happy...but I'm glad I keep on fighting it back.  Every time I fight back and win I feel so good.  Even if I lose when I fight back...I will try harder next time.  I know you are tired...me too...but please, please, please think it over, OK?
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the easiest way is to hold your breath as long as you can and tense yourself all up.  or run.  or drink alcohol.
931691
Are you planning an easier way to die for your self? Seek help buddy.
865959
There's an EASY way??
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cheapest/fastest way is to kill someone & use the body. Of course then I tend to look for easy answers at times :)
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What you might do if you are seriously hurting is to refuse medical care except for anti-pain meds for any pain you are having.  That is not the same thing as suicide.  Its what Art Buchwald did.  Except that he got better instead of worse.\n\nI can name several people with emphysema that simply turned off their oxygen for the night and died.  They could still breathe, but they just didn't get pure O2.
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I don't know.  I have been to the point of suicide.  I used to say how dumb could a person be to even consider such a thing. People that haven't been there don't truly understand.  I don't know about a truly painless method;but I do know the true pain; hurt; despair; and feeling of emptiness when a person deems suicide is the only option.  I took a lot of pills thinking I would just drift off to sleep-seemed easy enough-didn't work I woke up sometime later.  I am diabetic I have stopped my insulin and ate sugar-undying stomach pain and vomiting.  I don't believe there is anything easy or painless about suicide.  Even if one was to succed with a painless method-what is waiting for us after our self affliction.  There are many different opinions on the religious viewpoint as to life after death of a person who takes their own life.  I'm sure many people disagree and most that do probably have never been suicidal;for what it's worth my personl opinion is a truly suicidal person is not responsible for their actions.  Their mentality is not of their norm;if it were than why are their actions and personality straying from happy times in life.  If you are considering suicide-talk to someone please.  For some reason I am still on this earth; I simply believe its not my time or I would be gone.  It's a struggle sometime but life is worth living.
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Now, I'm not clinical psychologist although I am a psychology major in university so take everything I say with a grain of salt.\n\nFirst I'm going to give you the party line and say that suicide is never the answer.  It is a long term solution to a short term problem.  I can honestly tell you that I had one of the most difficult and troubled childhoods of anyone you will meet but I'm extremely happy and very glad I'm alive now.  If you seriously are contemplating suicide then you need to speak to your parents, friends, and doctors.\n\nSecondly, none of us, and no online test is capable of giving you an accurate diagnosis of what might be "wrong with you."  Only a clinical psychologist or a psychiatrist can do that and only after long periods of examination.  Don't trust anyone who wants to diagnose you over a two paragraph yahoo question or your responses a series of 20 mispelled and grammatically incorrect questions on the internet.  Please use your doctors as much as possible, that is what they are there for.  Don't ask us what's wrong with you, ask them.\n\nThirdly, Depression is not a weakness of personality or a physical lack of strength, it is a psychological disease.  Let's say that you broke your leg or you had a terrible burn or some other sort of physical injury and you went to a different hospital, you wouldn't lie about not being burnt or having a broken leg and run away from treatment.  But thats the difficulty with psychological diseases is that people are afraid to seek treatment.  Don't be afraid.  It can be difficult and it can take a lot of effort but it will make your life better.  Growing up can be extremely difficult for many people, the ages of 12-15 for boys and 11-14 for girls especially. For some people this adolescent angst, or anger, is more pronounced and others much less an issue but it does fade in time.  So trust, me and stick to it.\n\nAs far as the medications, one of the most major critiscm of  anti-depressants is that they can have a tendency to make sucidal thoughts more powerful at first.  However, stick with it and it will go away.  Remember, that ultimately the decision to do damage to yourself is in your hands not the drugs so remember that suicide is murder.  Murder doesn't hurt the person who dies but everyone who knows them.  Don't  do it to your parents and your friends and your grandmother and everyone else who cares about you.\n\nOn another note:\nI think that you can rule of Schizophrenia because that develops in people normally from the ages of 20-35.  Also the anti-psychotics that your Grandmother is on are extremely different and more powerful then the anti-depressents you have been prescribed.  Psychotic disorders are terribly sad and very poorly understood.
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u wanna die,there r many ways to die which r better than gettin behead in front of camera buddy!! hold on man me kiddin, u r one brave perosn i seen on yahoo,hope u find one soon!
200376
go in a chat room or something try yahoo chat rooms, or a suicide hotline.
586459
I suggest castration with a rubberband.  Go to farm supply store and buy a bull bander.  It will be quick.  But, I don't know about painless!
98151
Get down the hill as fast as you can without killing yourself!!!!!
1107356
No,do not do this! Find a hobby.Do you want to die?