guys?, what is the stupidest thing that you ever said to a girl?
366910
This one nearly caused me to seek therapy.... At the doorstep at the end of our first date, The good night kiss... I was so nervous that afterward I blurted out, "Wow too much lipstick, you're like kissing a greasy plate!" To this day I have no idea what I was thinking... for all I know she might not have been wearing any lipstick... the stress of the moment caused a serious overload in my brain apparently.
992119
How old are you is the stupidest question on here!!!!!!!!
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
465496
what the hell did u say?
160192
TELL YOU  " Ive had Worst"\n\nTHis hurts the most, and definatly a turnoff, that just says you are AS bad as the WORST shes ever had.
1063296
Throw dry bread and crackers at a girl and told her I like my pigeons healthy!! \n\nShe was such chicken head and at the time the No Pigeons song had just came out. \n\nshe knew were she stood!! Did I regret it? NO , Would I do it again? Only if it were the same person I would, Did it make me feel good ? HELL YEA!!!
584634
Excuse me,but can you help me,there's someone i like and i don't know whtt to say to her--what's good pick up line (i know it's silly,)but help me ,what's the best pick up line  you think a guy could use-i mean really -I really like this girl-alot-do you know any ? you must of had some said to you? some silly once i'm sure-- i don't want to look like a jerk-i like her--help me -what should i say--what kind of line would work on you? " she tells -- you say thanks- take it -turn -take a step stop -turn back-use it!\n\nthey laugh anyway
742374
Coming from a girl dont b so quick saying it. the worst things to say are:\n1. How long hav we known each other it is almost our friend anniversery. Girls hate it.\nU:Say this. It may b coming quick but, well, can i tell u somthin-Her:sure-U:Well i think i sorta like u. More than a friend. And...well i think i wanna go out with u-Her:(hopefully)sure, il giv it a try\n                           I HOPE I HELPED
233233
tell her how stupid she is acting and if she cant trust your advice to find some one else
644375
that one girl is stupid.\nthe guy likes you.\nshe`s just jealous that you and the guy are chilling all the time. and wishes she could be chilling with him instead.
952521
worst: "Sorry, but I'm kinda already with someone"\nbest: "OMG! 10 inches!!!"
864655
A stick... I was walking the dog, who'd caught the stick and had the letter in the other... wrong hand.. oops!\n\nSo you AREN'T the most stupid person on the planet after all... easy done! lol\n\nxx
1121395
The girl above me. You're the one who is stupid.
188612
I'll tell you a joke.\n\nThere was this armless, legless girl sitting on the beach one day, sobbing her eyes out when a bloke walked past.\nHe said to her: "Hey! What's the matter, why are you sitting/lying here crying?"\n\nShe replied: "I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged before". So the bloke bends down and gives her a hug. She stops crying.\n\nHalf hour later, she's still there and starts crying again when another bloke walks past.  Same deal: he asks her why she's crying... She replies;\n\n"I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed before by a man..." So he promply bends down and plants a kiss on her lips. She stops crying and he walks away.\n\nSome time later, a third man walks past and she's howling like a new born.  He asks her what the problem is, and she gives him her sob story...\n\n"I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been F&#*ed before!"\n\nHe shrugs his shoulders, picks her up and throws her into the ocean and yells to her:\n\n"Well, you're F&%#ed now!!"
551373
*Stupidest of them all, and deserving of the 10 Points*\n\n"What color teletubbie are you?"\n\nLOL :-)\n\n~~~Have fun with that one!
1038849
One like this:  'Do you shower in the nude?'  I thought that was dumb because obviously we all do that!! Does he expect us to put on as many clothes as possible and shower with them all on! Come on!!! (i hope the guy doesn't read this!!) It actually made me laugh in a way so that's why i answered it!
140902
i agree with the last person! pick up lines suck! come on...guys can be more creative than a pick up line..sheesh.