what the expression "you are up to my eye balls" means?
367638
It means that you have a lot of things to do and/or that you are under a lot of stress at the moment
612656
I think there is a little different connotation. If I am "up for something" it means I'm excited about doing it. If I am "down for something" it means I'm cool about doing it, it's okay with me, but that does not necessarily imply enthusiasm.
215323
Boy, that is a good one to bring back memories. It was one of my father's less obnoxious expressions. I now wonder how it got started in the first place. He used it in a situation like, I would say, "I am going to the movies tonight." He would answer,yelling "In a pig's eye!" "Your staying home and cleaning the cellar!!"   He was not the best father and this was one more way he would endear himself to me. So I guess it means NO WAY,  CAN'T HAPPEN, NOT LIKELY
883263
You can stare at me as long as you want, baby...\nyou wouldn't see anything interesting. i would rather stare at you ;-)
1076591
It means that he got into your panties, enjoyed himself and then was finished.\n\nMove on and don't bang guys unless you're married.
723444
IT'S BECAUSE YOUR TESTICLES ARE COVERING YOUR EYES................ DI CKHEAD!!!
1181595
It means that the white bunny is on to you. Holy Grail.
199420
I think the expression is "up and at them". At least, that's what I've always heard. I can see where if you are just waking up it would sound a bit different.
327053
I know it was in your question "Has anyone heard the phrase "Eggs in the trunk". " right?\nI think the answerer means (dirty answer) that you have your balls (eggs) in your pants (pants have 2 trunks), so the pretty girl next door should be watchful.
17682
The metaphor refers to a litter of puppies.  The first to pick gets the best.  It probably means the guy is so hot he can have any girl he wants.  It may also be that his girl fried is so hot he must have something special.
1004851
It means that... you must give me best answer :-))
769802
it means "i like your eyes." :) and do u like this person? b/c if u do, you could say u like their eyes 2. tell me what u want to say back. ill try and check back. good luck :)
277857
It means they're me, because I do have extra teeth and green eyes.  My dentist told me it's ok, just don't bite his arse.  The green eyes get me in trouble when I glow in the dark after consuming uranium nuggets - my favorite snack.  But seriously, I am no different then you are except when my extra teeth get all tangled in my scales and make my green eyes go all ga-ga.
336128
It means to look beyond what is around you or the situation.
69695
It means that you look at your question and see a good question, and someone with an 'eye for detail' immediately notices that you should have capitalized your E in eye. Sentences always start with a capital letter like that.
930302
I think it is "Balls deep" and I think it means your in pretty deep (in trouble for example). Think about being stuck in mud up to where your balls are...I think that is what they are getting at.
756266
The phrase is not half past a monkey's uncle.  Silly...  It's "half past a monkey's a*ss and a quarter to his balls"  That's what time it is.