What will happend if you bind a buttered toast on the back of the cat?
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The cat would fall on its side, then.  Eventually another cat would lick the butter off, then the cat could be on its feet again.
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Never seen a better question: absolutely Brilliant.....Happy to know that i am not the only whacko in these parts....\n\nNow for the tricky part, namely the answer: \n\n(My answer assumes that despite your busy schedule you did not forget to butter the toast before you threw her off the cliff......\n\nMy answer also assumes that the cat has not expended its 9 lives already which is likely if this is the tenth time that you are attmepting this experiment ......)\n\nSince the buttered side faces the cat, the cat potentially has access to it,. So the rate at which the combined weight of the cat and toast (x) accelerates the downward progress will be negated to some extent by the rate at which the cat can lick off the butter from the toast (y). Note that the cat licking off the butter, will not change the combined weight as the total weight remains same as the butter remains in the cats stomach.....BUT the bread clearing of butter takes away the ability of the toast to land on the proverbial buttered side, which could shift the odds to a slower descent than a total suspension in midair......ofcourse one will have to take other confounding factors into consideration as the cat vomiting, or god forbid even farting thus upsetting the weight balance/buoyancy or even propelling it faster downward due to an equal and opposite reaction.
107521
My toaster just said it was sorry to my cactus..Now if the TV would only apologise to my goldfish...
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depends upon the PATH travelled... ISN"T IT????\nor\nWhy will the bus go there????? since the cat is already there....\nor Depends upon the size of SUGARCANE..........
532663
Damn, thats too funny. I hope that dumb cat didnt scratch your truck !! Hose off the truck, and get your girl a kitten. Nobody can resist a kitten.
586857
Did you know they can now levitate cats.  Since buttered bread always lands butter side down, you simply glue a slice on the back of the cat, which always lands on its feet.  The cat/slice-of-buttered-bread contraption starts spinning out of control, but it never hits the ground!
566145
wow you are one confusing person. That's odd. I feel sorry for the cat.
1180367
A black cat will come round to your house and beat you up ;P
376464
That cat will break his heart. Not to mention that if she gets catty and the claws come out more than his dignity could be hurt. This relationship cannot turn out for the best. Poor fido.
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I think what would happen is artificial gravity.  The cat and butter toast would be caught in perpetual spin neither side allowing the other to be the one that lands.\n\nThe REAL question is...  How can we harness this power for the benefit of man.
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the bodies laying on the floor are fishes and the cat tried to gobble them up therefore hitting the fish tank and the water spilled, the glass broke so the fish died bcos their was no water for them\n\n=)
1063012
If the cat is unconcious, it will land butter-side down.
1007809
sure u can just doin;t tell the cat
653113
perhaps your cat dropped a dime on you
356814
yes you can but it is better to swing the cat around by its tail really fast like...then release at peak speed ...way better then coffee anyday
407880
A cat was walking along and saw another cat standing next to a hole in the wall.  He said, "What are you doing?"\n\nThe other cat said, "There's a mouse in here, and I want to eat him, but he knows I'm here, so he won't come out."\n\nThe first cat said, "Watch this."  Then he got closer to the hole, and said, (in his best dog voice) "Woof woof!"\n\nThe mouse assumed that a dog had come and chased away the cats, so he thought it was safe to come out of the hole.  When he came out of the hole the cat grabbed him and ate him.\n\nAs he left, he turned to the other cat and said, "Now you can see the advantage of knowing a second language."
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Hope you feel better soon K.\n We had our cat "oscar", for a long time but old age crept up on it and we sadly had to have Oscar put to sleep. Everybody was really upset so i said i would bury the cat as soon as we got home, it was a dark cold wintry night. When i got up the next day my partner was looking out of the window crying her eyes out and calling me everything. As i looked out of the window i cringed, i had not buried the cat deep enough in the dark and its tail was sticking out of the ground as rigid as a stick with a Robin sat on top, embarrassing or what.