Help my dog bit my vagina! What should I do?
360769
stop hiding the bacon in there
903880
get the doctor to check it out hun - best way to avoid infection :)
307295
take it in ur mouth n suck hard..wot els??? hahaha.. hey u cn evn lick n bite;->
658493
When you get bitten, take your nail, and make a cross over it. It will stop the itching, and then take some rubbing alchol and rub it on. It will go away sooner.
712850
first to  BJ baths ( lovely place have been there many times).\n\n then to pu55y gallours for a nice bit to eat.\n\nthen take her up the kyber pass if you know what i am sayin govna.\n\nshe wont know what hit her matey. go for it ( GOODLUCK ).
136509
I know your first instinct would be to hurt him but you know the old saying"keep your friends close and your enemies closer"What ever you do for revenge has to be discreet.Take your time,Tie him up and put him in the trunk of a car and drop him off in the middle of nowhere-naked.\nBTW you answered a question about a hyper dog on someone else's post.Thanks for the info about sedatives for dogs.I didn't know petstores had them
476868
Hey I feel your pain! Had mine removed last fall.  For the first few days I just ate food I didn't have to chew so I didn't get food stuck in the wounds - yogurt, etc.  Also, and this is important!--  Ask your dentist's office for a special thing that looks like a clear plastic little syringe - you fill it with water and spray into your wounds to clean them.  That helped me a lot!feel better soon, good luck! :)
953863
Take him to a vet, Petsmart, or call up an animal hospital. Tell them your dog's symptoms so he can get proper help. You don't want your dog to feel discomfort.
786140
I seriously don't think the dog realizes what he did. They don't think the way people do. Forgive him and give him a hug, it will make you feel better.
985582
Sounds like she has been Bitten ,have you got Cat's or a Dog that have bought something in or has your Chick been near Water ie a River.\nThere are still Midges about because the weather has been Warm.\n\nGo to Doctor anyway and get her something, she probably need a Antibiotic.\nHope she soon gets better.
233553
As long as it doesnt seem to bother your doggie... ie poor pup running into walls or missing the food bowl... just let it go.. maybe see if you could have a fund raiser for your pup tho if you are absolutly concered.. sell candybars door to door. you could take him with you and show people what you are raising money for.
273885
Well you need to eat more yogurt it will give you good bacteria in your vagina to eat the bad bacteria.... Eat at least 2 or 3 yogurts a day for the first week and then gradually go from that to 4 or 5 a week it will help....Plus it's healthy.....
936133
i get the feeling that you guys are more or less just diving right in. you need to spend a bit of time stretching yourself to properly and comfortably take him. the first time is likely going to sting a little, as there is some tissue damage when he takes your cherry, but the pain fades quickly (or so i am told) tell your fiance that you need to get warmed up first, use fingers, toys, whatever is comfortable to gradually stretch out. also, make sure you're turned on, since the natural lubricants released by your body are the best. have him try some oral play if you can, since the saliva will also help keep you lubricated. if you stil feel you need more lubrication, ensure it is a water based lube. if none of my advice works, talk to a doctor, it may be that (s)he can give better advice.
222179
Put some ice on it.  That will help soothe it.  If the skin is damaged try some Neosporin.
342648
well, today, I was chewing gum and bit my tongue really hard, I know don't' ask how, but I did and now it still hurts really bad, I can't even eat or drink without it hurting, I hope it goes away, my neighbors next door have like 60 cats that they don't take care of there starving and sick and they come in my yard and use it for a kitty litter box...can't stand it, about to take a gun out there and be rid of them but I know that would be wrong, my dog flash annoys the heck out of me, he barks and barks to go outside then I let him out and he barks and barks to come back in, he needs to make up his mind, I clean all day and the kids just mess it up behind me, don't know why I even do it, my hubby will be gone for 8 more months and I'm going crazy, .......wow, thanks..I feel better....lol
1135514
Call animal protection and the police.  Beastiality is illegal.
389777
no biggie! except the one that was in your butt! ok, rest and clean the ass and smack some neosporin on the cut part. also, take two advil and go to sleep tomorrow you'll hurt worse than today but keep on keepin on and it will get better. NO HOSPITAL unless the bleeding won't stop!