Is this as funny as I think it is? My next door neighbors daughter was crying in their backyard......?
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I thought it was F@#$ING awsome.
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that's a gr8 one. i really enjoyed it. hope u send some more. \nur cool!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthis is the way i keep an old fart busy for 14 seconds.\nbye! \nit was a joke!
987752
This is really mean, but I doubt it is for real anyway. You're a goober, but you make me laugh because you are. You have a SICK imagination.  If it is for real - Tell her that which doesn't kill her will make her stronger.  Let her borrow your son's prank book - she can trip her friends who call her the poop queen.  She should trip you too!
331267
That was so funny. My kids cracked up.  Now I am worried that they will try, but thanks I needed a good laugh today.
877261
I almost gave birth too a litter of kittens when I read this.\n\nWay WAY too funny. Thanks.\n\nIt has ***got*** too be grand too have your wife write out a script in whitch you get too beat the ever loven dog cr4p out of your father in law so very often. I would ***dearly*** love too go too the McMahon residence for Thanksgiving dinner one year.\n\n"Yeah, but did you have too hit me so ***hard*** with that chair shot?"\n\n"Look. It was in the script! What could I do?"\n\n"Yeah Daddy! And your peas are gonna get cold!"\n\nThanx for that.
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Ma'am, aren't you the same lady who asked that hilarious "What would you DO in such a situation?" question before where you spoke of an 80 year old lady  and another hilarious hypothetical question involving pee?\n\nI just saw that I'd got three thumbs down for bursting into laughter there.\n\nMay I just compliment your great sense of humor, ma'am?\n\nI really needed these laughs.\n\nThank you.
636420
Pretty funny! I think most cops would go to their bar after hearing this, tell everyone and laugh their brains out.\nHowever, in reality this is a great example of when not to go for the belly laugh and an audition with Comedy Central.
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haha! that really made me crack up. i feel sorry for the grandpa... that was so funny! so did Johny really pee in his grandpa's ear??? god, that was something i never really experience before. very humorous..hahaha
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I have just had the best laugh and the worst feeling at the same time.Excuse while I wipe the tears off my face. I have not laughed that hard in about a week. I called my husband in and we laughed some more. Oh my god Oh my god lol. \nI have to ask if this is Harlem's Finest what about their worstest.\noh my sides hurt!!!\nNow that that is out of the way. Yes this is terrible and should be discouraged.
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omg I hear the sirens monitor!! This is scary stuff. Get your pants on. You don't wanna be caught in this tornado with your pants down!! \n\nSeriously guys.......this is spooky scary!! Bang on the girl's apartment three doors down. I hear she has a roach motel!
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lmfao, ty... that was very funny... however, because I am very tough on ratings in general (makes ya wonder why I'm married to who I'm married to and why I've let myself go over the years, cuz I would only give myself a 4 or 5 right now)\nI give it only a 7.5 only because it is a little see-through.  However, a very funny joke.  Thanks.
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My best friend's son just recently celebrated his second birthday. His dad fell asleep on the couch(how rude). So I guess the kid got offended. I was looking at a movie when all of a sudden I hear this loud bang. He had picked up a gift(a keyboard) and slapped his father in the face with it so hard. My best friend and I were laughing so hard. We still dwell on it til this day and it happened in March.
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It wasn't really the question that was funny although it was an excellent question, it was the answers that were hilarious. It is in the  toddlers and preschoolers(pregnancy and parenting) section of Yahoo answers. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Check it out.\n\nSorry, the question was;What are some embarrasing things that your kids has ever done out in public or to you.
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Did you just fly in from stupid town?  Why do you think they got so pissy!  I mean think about it.. If some one was banging on your house over and over again, or you for that matter, don't you think you would get pissy to?  I woudln't advise doing that anymore, it might get you killed one day.
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I thought it was kinda funny
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ROTFLMAO!!!! Tears are coming out of my eyes. This question and the responses are hilarious!!!! It is so funny, you people are basically admitting that a gutless coward hidden behind a keyboard got the best of you!!!! That is sad, with all of the things to get upset about, you are all bent out of shape over a bunch of words. God, the irony of it all.
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AM I FUNNY ENOUGH? HOPE SO...\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING