how do I tell some1 I have to shower and sound like Im flirting or make them think of me in there..suggestions
362543
Tell them you need to get wet.
328199
Well, if you're gonna tell them, there's no way not to be obvious.  Just tell 'em, no point in being embarrassed...so what, you like them.  If you tell them you'll most likely know how they feel too. If they don't like you, then you can focus on moving on.  But if they like you too, then bingo, things could work out.\nNo matter what you do, stop thinking about embarrassment...think about the person.  \nTry to get them in person in a comfortable place (like after school, at the mall, outside, coffee shop)  or give 'em a cute note asking to hang out sometime (give it to them, not their buddy who could read it first...that way you don't have to put ur name on it either which could save any possible embarrassment if he turns out to be a jerk.  Good luck!
1175536
smile, be yourself, don't act cheesy. by cheesy i mean don't laugh at every single thing he says and don't be fake. but just remember, there really is no need for flirting, just be yourself, no need to seduce someone. if you want them to notice you, BE YOURSELF. if they don't notice what a great person you are, then they're probably not worth it, and you all probably weren't meant to be. and don't chase after guys, let them chase after you. and don't take all this, well what if they're shy crap and they don't like to make the first move.....if they notice how wonderful you are, then they'll take a chance, no matter how nervous they are.
1180677
yes..... I suppose you could just be honest or take him into the shower... either way... there will be some issue down the road... if you tell him, he will feel self conscious and uncomfortable , if you take him into the shower... what about the next time and the time after that? always in the shower? if you want a long term relationship with him you do have to find some way to tell him , or suggest he shower  before sex , because you always do and it always makes you feel fresher... hint hint...lol....... and if you have no interest in ever seeing him again.. make an excuse  that your sinuses are blocked and have to pass on the oral, or  fake a  cramp in your leg, ....take a rain check and run like hell... don't look back......lol..
635414
LMAO!!  ooh that is great stuff.\nheres what i'd do - make a joke out of it by smelling the guy next to you, tell heim he should really see somebody about that.  HA!  Then excuse yourself and let off some "steam" in the bathroom.\nhopefully your office can have a sense of humor about it!
335123
I have the same problem. What I do is give him compliments. Not strong ones like "your hair looks sexy like that" but something nice, and subtle like "oh hey, that shirt looks really nice on you" or something equally friendly but still flirty enough to make him wonder.
733935
The best way is to be yourself!  I know this sounds cheesy but it is the best way.  Tell him nice things when he is around, like you smell nice, I like the way you wear your hair, nice jeans etc.  But don't over do it.  If he is interested he will see you are too.\n\nI wish you the best of luck.
383344
wow i'm in a very similar situation right now and its tough.  if you are having a conversation with him, try to touch his arm as your making a point.  it also wouldnt be a bad idea to simply say "you're really cute".  its better to let them know that you like them than to never try at all.  good luck, e-mail me if you have any more questions
63434
Make & keep eye contact.  \nSmile.  \nTouch his/ her arm while you talk.\nWink at them with a smile if you see them looking at you from across the room.  \nIgnore your cell phone ring & hit silence or send to voice mail while you are talking to the person you are interested in (makes them feel important).\nDance with them.  \nReapply your lip gloss.  \nLook for humor in what the person you're flirting with is saying, and let yourself laugh at his or her jokes if you find them funny.     \nAsk questions about THEM.\nCompliment them.\nUse their name. example:  "Hi Michael!  Then a little later "I like your shirt, Michael."\nPlay with a piece of clothing (i.e. dangling your shoe, playing with an earring, stirring a drink, adjusting your hair, etc.)\nWhisper\nCreate and use nicknames. \nDon't cling.\nDon't fidget.\nDon't gossip.\nBe a good listener.\n\nGosh, it's a whole art & there is so much more & SO MUcH FUN!
373494
talk and associate with them... or eye contact (a mini skirt can work just as well:P)
648635
Be honest be cool be the only one and take a shower please!
545448
um just tell him sometimes when you try to make a good impression you end up messing it up so juat tell him!
444605
Do what you feel is comfortable, don't worry about them, you dont' have to empress them....if it makes you feel better just keep a t shirt on...or just wear the two piece and who cares what they say or think, be confident, you can fake it...God bless
106015
They are teasing you because they are jealous of you.\n\nThey are trying to bring attention to them instead of the attention being focused on you.  They are just tryng to make themselves feel better and this is the only way they know how to do it.\n\nYou need to....as hard as it is to do...you need to ignore thier remarks.  Dont ever let them know you are bothered by the comments and you may even have to throw some of thier own silly commments back to them.\n\nPeople tease, because they are feeling less of themselves.  It is thier defense.\n\nGood luck!
703833
I always find a way to touch someone.  If walking by them when you say "excuse me" touch them.  No where that will get you in trouble...  Just physical contact will send subtle hints, over time she'll get it.  Then you can add genuine compliments, but not every day.\nI hope it works out for you!
998818
stick up for yourself assretivly, tell them you arent stupid, you dont appreciate the insination or accusation that you are and you would prefer if they never said that to you again. dont be mean, dont yell, be calm and say what you feel, then dont back down or feel guilty for it.
541056
Listen more speak a bit establish idea first, then flirt if feel be serious