RIDDLE: A boy presses the power button on a girl, talking computer. What does the girl computer say?
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"you sure know how to turn me on"
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what computer?\nwho is talking about?
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Boy or Girl?\nFor a girl: Amanda
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i dnot know i want to know to so im with u person.(girl or boy)
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girl?\n\n\nemail answer!
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I'll solve it for you. Send it over.\n\nstill\nshell\ngrill\ncliff\n give us a clue
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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!\n\nsnore! \n\ngrunt...grumple....UH!! What...Hey, who turned on the light? \n\nI'm trying to sleep, in here!! \n\nWell, how would you like it, if someone turned on the light while you were sleeping. So why shuold the anikmals feeel any different. ...
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Is the power button next to the touch pad? Just kidding...\n\nPerhaps pressing that part of the computer loosens the battery. Does it happen when the computer is plugged in?
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what is the question.
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Aw, darling Mav, I can't help you:-(\nMy daughter has shown me a few times, but I just keep forgetting. I'm a computer illiterate.\n\n\n♥\nruler lady's daughter\nshift+7 hearts ;\n\n\nShe says ya gotta press shift and 7 at the same time, Mav:-)
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It depends on the gender\nIf you're a boy:\nAnd you tell it to a girl: Anee Ohev Otach\nand to a boy: Anee Ohev Otcha\n\nAnd if you're a girl:\nto a boy: Anee Ohevet Otcha\nto a girl: Anee Ohevet Otach
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Computer.  It is interactive.
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the thing your on right now....the computer
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there is a button either were an ^ is on. then you type\nnumber and ^ and 17 \nor there is a button x to the power of y then you type \nnumber and button x to the power of y and 17
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P= Personal\nC= Computer
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A woman or girl.\n\n[Arabic, daughter.]
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Try this one here:\n\nCOSTELLO GETS A COMPUTER\nCostello: Hey, Abbott! \nAbbott: Yes, Lou? \nCostello: I just got my first computer. \nAbbott: That's great, Lou. What did you get? \nCostello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM. \nAbbott: That's terrific, Lou. \nCostello: But I don't know what any of it means! \nAbbott: You will in time. \nCostello: That's exactly why I'm here to see you. \nAbbott: Oh? \nCostello: I heard that you're a real computer expert. \nAbbott: Well, I don't know . . . \nCostello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you're going to train me. \nAbbott: Really? \nCostello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson. \nAbbott: O.K. Lou. What do want to know? \nCostello: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off. \nAbbott: That's true. \nCostello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do? \nAbbott: Well, first you press the Start button, and then . . . \nCostello: No, I told you I want to turn it off. \nAbbott: I know, you press the Start button . . . \nCostello: Wait a second. I want to turn it Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do. \nAbbott: I did. \nCostello: When? \nAbbott: When I told you to press the Start button. \nCostello: Why should I press the Start button? \nAbbott: To shut off the computer. \nCostello: I press Start to stop? \nAbbott: Well, Start doesn't actually stop the computer. \nCostello: I knew it! So what do I press? \nAbbott: Start. \nCostello: Start what? \nAbbott: Start button. \nCostello: Start button to do what? \nAbbott: Shut down. \nCostello: You don't have to get rude! \nAbbott: No, no, no! That's not what I meant. \nCostello: Then say what you mean. \nAbbott: To shut down the computer, press . . . \nCostello: Don't say, "Start!" \nAbbott: Then what do you want me to say? \nCostello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop. \nAbbott: But that's what you do. \nCostello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights. \nAbbott: Don't be ridiculous. \nCostello: I'm being ridiculous? Well, I think it's about time we started this conversation. \nAbbott: What are you talking about? \nCostello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good-bye. \n\n=============================\n\nand this one: \n\n\nTech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." \nCustomer: I don't have a P. \nTech support: On your keyboard, Bob. \nCustomer: What do you mean? \nTech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. \nCustomer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! \n============== \nCustomer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? \nTech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? \nCustomer: Yeah.... \nTech support: And what sort of computer are you using? \nCustomer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..... \nTech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! \n=============== \nTech support: What kind of computer do you have? \nFemale customer: A white one... \n=============== \nCustomer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. \nTech support: Have you tried pushing the button? \nCustomer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. \nTech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. \nCustomer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... \n=============== \nTech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. \nCus