OH thats great, now the winky's stuck! How to get out?
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Oh the visual!       I cant help but thinking of 2 dogs with their butts stuck together.\n\nsomebody needs to pour cold water you...lol
826066
You need to get away NOW
714337
Tell your wife and both of you lecture the dingbat. Oh and you might want to take her house key away. Just a thought :)
699969
Jump out of the plane.\n\nCoach
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{○1ä231456789000╨♣3♥♥♥A~÷☺☻♥♠♦♣♠•◘○\n\nPress ALT then 1 on the key pad then let go of alt and then 2 3 and so on.\n\nHave fun.
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Unplug it first\n\nturn it upside down and gently tap it to get all the stuff out from inbetween the keys.\n\nthen wipe down with a damp cloth
1104231
Pull it back up.  What else could I do?
547084
put the can down and walk away
1136381
Poop\n\nIt is an exit not an entrance.
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Can't Find My Way Home
801589
dare-in muh-lock-ee-in
758220
You need to get going- get out and do something
37837
Look left then right and finally left.Good Luck
1028962
take it to the shop little dude!\n:)\nC.
1067010
somebody needs to get out more
645379
Get one of those bug bombs, and leave for a few hours.  If you have pets you should move them somewhere else.  I know, take them on a road trip with you?  Even the goldfish.
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GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER AND MOVE YOUR ASS!!!\n\n(there... is that what you wanted?)