Does anyone not know that Santa, Easter Bunny, toothfairy, and others are really your parents?
360758
They all have something in common in my life, none of them exist.
688254
I think you have them mixed up with some chipmunks from the Warner Bros. cartoons. I do not know their names though.
1043984
This is best explained in this joke. No offence intented, the word 'You' and "Your" is used in general sense and not indicating any person who is reading it.\n" Your parent discover each other, and then they invented you".............lol
1110990
i was around 5 when my parents told me about santa, i actually found it out on my own during christmas dinner.  santa came to drop off gifts and i noticed that santa's shoes looked alot like my uncle jonny's so i blurted out "why is santa wearing uncle jonny's shoes?!)   my parents being mortified took me in another room and had the "talk" with me.\ni don't really remember this too well but my parents make sure they bring it up every year at christmas time!
931796
Hang on a minute, are you trying to tell me that Santa does not EXIST !
58824
Probably, they were born just like anyone else, but no one was keeping records yet, and, well, memory can go back only so far.  I seriously doubt that they were "the FIRST" humans on the planet, thus I doubt that they are the parents of EVERYONE.  At any rate, I'll bet they both had navels due to the same reasons everyone else does.
334615
I think it's passed down from their parents!
364376
It's true, I am indeed your real parent. You only ever had on, I made you out of an old cereal box and some cardboard tubes.\n\nI painted you in all sorts of colours, and stood you up, Then you spoke. You said you were going to run away and never come back. "Pinocchio!!!" I cried. "Don't leave me!"\n\nBut still, off you went. I tried to find you so that I could set fire to you, but you were long gone. I put an advert in the paper, saying "MISSING BOY MADE OF CARDBOARD - If you see him, burn him or cut him up to make Christmas decorations"\n\nNobody phoned. Nobody found you. I gave up hope, became a recluse, started eating my own shoes.\n\nI cried for hours every day (mainly because my feet hurt).\n\nNow you resurface, and want to know who I am.\n\nWell let me tell you who I am. I am Big Daddy Shoebox. I have been used and abused, torn to shreds by my own son. Please leave me alone. Don't attempt to contact me again.
711233
I have never felt the need to tell my children that there is a Santa Claus, yet they come home with these stories and I am expected to go along with this. I see nothing wrong with telling them the truth that Santa Claus is a story SOME parents tell their children.
637839
What do you mean Santa's not real?
313618
i don't know but my great great ancestor do know them
465589
Santa clause is our parents to tell you the truth
878149
I've always wondered about that. But no. I don't think its wrong. A bit wierd yes, seeing as their legally part of your family now, but not wrong.
187033
are you serious??? unless your directly related to them... I dont think you'll ever figure out that information. sorry to break it to ya.
1120674
oh,your mom never told u?\nSniper,your dad is not your father!
292793
My husband and I agreed, much to the dismay of my family, that we would never tell are children that Santa or the Easter bunny brought their presents.  We feel that if you lie to a child once about something as small as that, they will choose not to believe you about other more important things, they will label you a liar, and we didn't want that. Our children are fine and don't care, my son has agreed not to tell other children out of kindness, and my daughter one year decided to believe in Santa on her own, and then the next year told us he wasn't real, that mommy and daddy were Santa.  So, I guess in the end kids will figure things out for themselves.
969619
Santa's not real?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My parents told me Santa wasn't real at a very young age. My family was very religious and they didn't want me to Skew what they felt was the true meaning of Christmas(Jesus) So I never really took the news that hard...the problem was getting me to stop telling other kids Santa wasn't real. I felt it was my 5 year old duty to tell them the truth...needless to say not many people liked me in kindergarten.