What is the most ridiculous "house" rule you have ever heard of on a bar table?
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DONT FEED THE BEAR!!\n\nThey had a bear that lived in the front yard
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It's a silly question, so it warrants a silly anecdote.\n\nAbout 10 years ago, I was out drinking with friends.  I had (and continue to have) a rep for having a big one.  Not that it's huge, mind you, but those who have seen it were quite impressed.\n\nStragely enough, One of my buddies started going around asking other guys (strangers), if they had a big duck.  Most of the dudes ignored him, but one guy said "I got a big one."  \n\nThen my buddy set up a big duck contest between me and the guy.  Before we opened our flies, a whole bunch of guys started making bets.  All my buddies were putting $10 or $20 on me.  \n\nWe even tried to get an objective female judge, but all of the girls thought we were wacked out.\n\nSo, he pulled his out, and I got to admot, I was a little scared.  From my perspective, I thought he was pretty big.\n\nWhen I pulled mine out, however, the crowd cheered, and all my buddies doubled their money.\n\nSilly? yes.\nSelf-Affirming? even more so.
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We all know laws are written vaugely & that they are so long & complex that reading one in full would probably kill more brain cells than main lining tequila. Sometimes they're vauge on purpose... meaning they can be interpreted situation to situation as appropriate, but still I know what you mean. If you have some proposal for more common sense in government I'd be happy to hear it.
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wow. if it's for a game, go read the rules...
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Here's one with listing of rules.\nGood Luck!
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Cue sticks.\nor\nSledge Hammers if someone beats you at a game.
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I'm a tournament Scrabble player, so I've been exposed to lots of examples.\nMy personal favorite (and it's a legal Scrabble word) is "ololiuqui".  That's not a typo.  It's a plant native to Mexico, has hallucinogenic properties, used since the time of the Aztecs for religious ceremonies.\nA computer once played it against me in a game (through the LO, it supplied the other 7 letters).   Just about fell off my chair, because computers don't make stuff up, so I had to research this stupid word for my own curiosity.\nOne more time:  OLOLIUQUI.   *shudder*
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There is a what???? before whooooo??????\n\nReminds me of a joke I heard once.\n\nSo this guy walks into a bar and says..................OUCH!! I just walked into a bar.
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My brother-in-law. Always ranting on about something, and then finding out he is totally, and completely wrong.\n\nHe actually owned a bar for a while. But no one really wanted to go. Wasn't the coziest or friendliest place!
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will any answerer plz tell me what exactly is the SIX AND OUT rule is??
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I didn't mind Property I, which at my school dealt with creation versus finding property, and lost/misplaced items. Call me strange, but I even enjoyed future interests and the Rule Against Perpetuities. I just had a great professor that made it funny.\n\nWhat I couldn't wrap my head around was zoning, or nuisance laws. Fortunately, neither of those came up on the California bar last July, and I'm hoping (knock on wood) neither come up on the Oregon bar in February.
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-Never talk to a guy taking a piss\n-If you drive a golf ball and it doesn't pass the ladies tee you have to play the rest of the round with your pockets and your mess hanging out\n-Never leave beer in the glass or bottle\n-If a girl asks how she looks, always say, "terrific"\n-Always have a handy excuse not to go shopping\n-NOTHING good can ever come from filming yourself having sex\n-NEVER name a boy Amory\n\n\nThe lady who answered below me is confusing a Man.s law with an age-old ladies' law.
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I know one "get drunk really fast" game. You'll need cards, and a bottle of vodka (or any strong alcohol you want) to play to. Each player must have a glass, and a bigger one must be set in the middle of the table. Then, each player, when it's his turn, take a card, and each card mean something : \n-an ace : everybody drink\n-a king : the player puts what he wants (alcohol, or something to drink with) in the bigger glass on the middle of the table. The player who takes the fourth king must drink the glass\n-a queen : the person on the right of the player must drink\n-a valet : same thing on the left\n-a 10 : everybody drinks, except the player who took the card\n-a 9 : the player chooses someone he wants to drink\n-an 8 : the player must start a "family". For example, he says "ford" then the other players must find names of carbuilders brand, untill one doesn't find, and drink\n-a 7 : the player must invent a rule. For example, each time somebody says a word with the letter "e", he must drink (this rule is my favourite one, really vicious) \n\nYou can play it as many times you want. The last one who stands up win...
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"what's for dinner?" :)\n"stop running in the house!"\n"put that down!"\n"face card,face card" (playing BJ at casino)
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A fun game - \n\n\nI threw a bridal shower once and we played a game where we split into a bunch of groups and one person in the group was designated as the "bride" and each group got a roll of toilet paper and had to dress the bride for her wedding. It was hilarious to see my friend's grandma dressed up in toilet paper - we still laugh about that.
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They made this one just for me...Heck, someones got to be an Oklahoma strip poker champion!!!\n\n"Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel." \n\nAnd here's one like yours...\n\n"Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state." \n(They'll just have to sue i guess! LOL)\n\nHere's a good one...Now remember I live in OKLAHOMA...\n\n"Whaling is illegal." (LMAO!!! The only whales I see hear wear hot pink spandex and they definitely need to be shot! Yuck!!!)\n\nAnd last but not least...Drum roll please! I don't think I could ever make enough money to pay for all the fines I've accrued on this one... LOL\n\n"Or@l sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine." \n\n:D
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Last week, I threw a cigarette but on the floor, but I've stopped doing it for good because a woman in my hme twon was recently fined £70/$130 for throwing a "cheesy wotsit" crisp out of her car window!\n\nThis is a picture of a packet of cheesy wotsit for those not living in England!\n\nhttp://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/products.asp?snacktypeid=40