Ever had to pee really bad but you couldnt leave where you are?
374636
Yes.  Today my husband and I left our home to deliver papers at 2:20 am.  We finished at 5:30 am.  On our way home, we got a flat tire.  Long story short, through a series of events, our radiator was leaking and we had to be towed to a place to get it fixed.  It is now 7:45 am.  The car wasn't fixed until 11:30 am.  I got home and go to go finally at 11:45 am.  That is over 9 hours.  \n\nBy the way, I'm a teacher.  I never have time to go the bathroom.  I'm so busy with kids, lesson plans, etc., that I guess we feel if we cannot leave class to use the restroom, you will have to use it on breaks.  I know it is hard to get from the classroom to another classroom in such a short time, go to your locker and to the restroom.  Try getting a pass for a little extra time from one of your teachers.  \n\nI just try not to think about it.  It really isn't good for you at all.  If this because a real health issue, ask your mom to have your doctor write you a note.  Teacher's have to pay attention to those.
307756
i was swimming in a pool once, had a bad cramp in my thigh.  had to hop out.
917572
I did... it was a heck of experience.. really out-of-mind... It was in the inside-bathroom of my ex-boss office and his secretary entered twice without noticing I was there... But then we needed to left the place... So she went out walking out of the office like nothing happens and I did the same 10 mins later, that was funny....\nAnd tks for not letting me forget such a good time.....
445388
Okay let's explain it like this...(I'm not even going throught the multitudes of other answers before saying this so if I'm repeating sorry)\n\nI was raised in the country...In my family going pee wherever is okay. If you are in the woods and you have to go, GO! If you are on the side of the highway hide behind the door or car and GO! But that is me and my family...\n\nI'm guessing you were raised either in town or in a city where stuff like that isn't cool right? Okay, well I wouldn't pee in a city either but if I had to go and I thought no one was watching I would hide somewhere and do my business (especially if I was drunk.)\n\nThink of it this way...It's better to have your friend pee behind a parked car than her peeing on herself and you having to carry her dripping behind home. So yes, it's weird, but better than the alternative I'd think...
266525
You probably a have a weak bladder.
969222
Just about peed my pants
63489
You seem to be an old liar...who is talking from his grave.........Come on.you cannot live without fluids for 14 days......and any intake of fluids will definetly make you pee.\n\nBtw check out if they are oozing or leaking from different holes.....
1044900
yes at heb i couldn't get to the wall unit because of the drain clogged with urine so i just aimed and missed.
247985
if the pee is a urinary track infection.....good luck! avoid drinking all liquids and hopefully you hardly pee! Thats enough to make a grown man cry! as your your splashing issue, try hovering over the seat, or stand up on the seat and squat
139012
Fall Out of bed then take a pee
1090114
Avoid diuretics (substances that make you go pee) like asparagus and coffee. Don't drink alcohol either.\n\nAnd if you REALLY must go, bring a container with you (although hopefully you can make a pit stop somewhere).
302150
cough so they won't mistakenly open your stall door, then let er rip. \n\nonce i was at the denver international airport and i was taking a piss, and some dude was taking a noisy a$$ sh*t.  all the sudden he expelled the loudest piece of crap imaginable, it splashed loud and everything.  then some dude peeing in the urinal next to me yells, "ALL RIGHT!!!" super loud.  that's how taking a crap in a public place should be - like a sporting event.
1067359
I didn't do it... but my friend had to urinate. So he took off his pants and urinated.\n\nALL OVER THE CARPET.\n\nI made his *ss clean it up the next morning.
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This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
118808
are you drinking enough water? if not you could be dehydrated. is it possible you have a urinary tract infection?
342011
When I had my emberessing moment I was in Washington DC with a school trip. In the hotel my friends and I started messing around and scaring another friend. When we scared her I started to laugh and I peed. It was so emberessing but funny because my friend found out because she wet her pants with my pee.
1043346
I was on the recieving end of a sharpshooter, and boy, not only did I cry like a high school female cheerleader, I even peed in my pants! I was so soiled, I could feel the pee pouring like a water fountain all the way to my face! It was like bathing on a jacuzzi, only smelly and foul...ugh, it smells like piss juice or something! But I'd rather bathe in piss, than bathe in Michigan. Water there smells like a dead carcass sh*ted all over!!