how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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To assume that a wood chuck could chuck wood we must discover two things?  First, what is a wood chuck?  Is it a wooden animal whose real name is charles but goes by the nickname chuck?  Or is another thing entirely?  Is it a lumberjack named chuck who enshrined himself in this fabled rhyme?  Finally, if it is this lumberjack, is it the Paul Bunyan himself who of course used the alias chuck.  The last possibility concerns a very serious option.  Perhaps the chuck spoken of is Chuck Norris whose muscles are so chiseled, like wood.  If this is true then we all know than a wood chuck can chuck as much wood as you can imagine and more, because he is Chuck Norris.
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none--- wood chucks cant chuck wood ----- duh
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A woodchuck can't chuck wood.  :)
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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IT WOULD CHUCK AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD
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oh great I knew one day some one would ask this ? lol... well i a wood chuck cant chuck would so if a wood chuck could chuck wood it cant it is impossible lol
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Hahaha I was wondering how when someone would ask this age old question.  I never know what the answer is.  I would say about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\n\nA woodchuck would chuck wood, if the woodchuck could find wood!\n\nCheers!
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y don't u ask this question to a wood chuck who can chuck wood?..i'm sure he would give u a precise answer.. :)
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck all the wood that he could chuck.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\n\nI remember hearing that when I was younger.
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\nNote: this question has already been asked and answered.