How does one become a US Illegal Allien?
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Here Ya Go\nIts A Translation Of The MANUAL Issued By The MEX. Govt.\n(NO JOKE)\nHave Fun\n(I Especially Liked Pages 22-23)\n\nhttp://www.americanpatrol.com/AID_ABET/MEXICO/MexiBookTranslation.html#top
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Become a Mexican citizen... you'll be working in the US in no time!!
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It depends on how you become a citizen. Most citizens are born citizens, which happens to anyone born in the United States or US territory, unless they are born to a foreign diplomat and to anyone born to a US citizen as long as the parents lived in the US at some point.\n\nTo naturalize as a citizen, you must first somehow become a permanent resident, which can happen a large number of ways. You must then remain in the United States aside from short vacations for a particular number of years, depending on the basis for your permanent residence, apply for citizenship, and take a test.
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First of all welcome the the US, and thank you for coming legaly.\n\nYou will need to find gainfull employment and pay your taxes and your elegible for all that america has to offer.\n\noh and sorry about the scowl on my avatar.
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Here's the deal.  Almost anyone who is currently in the US illegally can ask for and receive permission to legalize his status and apply for citizenship.  This will take months and months to process but he is allowed to freely live in the US during the process.\n\nThis is complicated to do but mostly in terms of the various forms to fill out, who you go see and the fact that he needs a hearing with immigration official.  What this basically means is that he needs to hire an immigration lawyer.  Note that everything he discusses with the lawyer is protected by attorney/client privilege.  It's a very common thing to do and well within the abilities of a competent immigration attorney.\n\nUntil he does this, he is very vulnerable to being deported.  Not saying people will deport him if he is discovered because in many municipalities they will not (even though this is against the law).  But, they have the right to.  Once he begins this process, they no longer have the right to.  Once his status is normalized, he is no longer a criminal fugitive.  Citizenship will be his eventually.  Just not in a timely manner.
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im not quite sure. you could ofcourse just apply for citizenship then you could just come over to the us.
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I also apologize for the retarded racist that was the first to "answer" your question.\n\nThere is a legal way for you to become a US citizen, which is by naturalization.  I assume that you got your SSN when you were very young, so you have proof that you've been living here for some time now.  Just go to ins.gov, and you have a lot of information to choose from.  Good Luck, and ignore the ignorants that are only on yahoo to get points.\n\n\nThis is for      howthehellsh...\n\nIf you had any brains at all (doubt it) you would know that up until about 15 years ago, the Social Security Administration would give out Social Security Numbers to anyone who would apply.  Can you please look for info before you open your big mouth and look like and @SS?
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In the UK the process is as follows:\n1. Become an illegal immigrant.\n2. Start off life in your new found homeland by selling drugs.\nAdvance to rape and murder and make sure you get arrested\n3.Claim asylum on the grounds that if you return to your mother country, you will be given drugs, raped or murdered and therefore it is against your Human Rights.\nGood luck. But there is one helluva long queue over here.\nPS: I forgot that you must claim Social Security benefits and legal aid whilst you are doing all of the above! KC UK
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contact an Immigration Lawyer and be prepared for it to be a rough time...If he has been productive in this country and has done nothing else illegal there is a process to get him naturalized.  If you are married it will be easier so long as you are a citizen and not a resident alien...I give you credit for trying to be legal unlike all the others out there breaking the laws of a country they claim to love...
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Although the fastest process is via a marriage i.e. if you get married to an american citizen. But be careful or fake marriages as you sure will be deported (if they find out) and the other person will do jail time. \n\nThe second better option is via your employer. But when is happens the employer usually tries to squeez the best out of you as they know that you are not going to be going anywhere during the processing period.
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You could try entering legally in the first place,and not just cheating the system.How would you make a good citizen if your first act is fraud?\nGetting a hang on proper English will get you far also.Assuming it's not your first language you are doing good.
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The US citizenship and immigration services website will help your family determine how to procede. the third link down provides a list of naturalization requirements. The second details the law dealing with the naturalization of family members. Usually if a person came to this country illegally he will have to return to his country of origin and apply to come in legally from there. You might also benefit from contacting a lawyer who specializes in immigration. I'm sure even the Legal aid societies in your area will have enough knowledge to advise you.
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Contact 'ICE'.  Here's their website.  If you are in the US illegally, they will take good care of you.
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Apply for naturalization.  Go here for information and instructions:\n\nhttp://www.uscis.gov/graphics/services/natz/index.htm
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anyone who can meet the citizenship requirements is entitled to become a citizen. illegal entry should eliminate them from qualifying for a period of 5 years AFTER their deportation and subsequent LEGAL entry into the usa.
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Travel to Mexico, Jump the border into the United States illegally and try to get caught. Once caught, tell the authorities that you are a citizen of Holland. The US will fly you there and probably pay for your college and maybe even your children's and grand children's college too. It's worth a shot.
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how about a traitor?  i was an immigrant but came here legally. i became a us citizen after 5 years of continuous stay in the us. i applied for citizenship and was granted. there are legal ways and process to migrate. illegal is illegal, plain and simple. it is a criminal act. it must be punishable by law. these illegal immigrants know this as a fact and yet they justify this act. i am so against illegal immigration and some call me a traitor.