What is your favourite way to dump someone?
367606
read him a poem that they think is a love poem but turns out to be a dump poem
557836
Tricky one.  \nI once went out with a guy who used to do lots of things which annoyed me, eventually I dumped him as it got too much.  In the early days, I was in his room and we were having a glass of wine and he got quite drunk and started being rather arrogant and stupid.  I had a choice at the time.  I could have played along and feel stupid, I could have left the room without saying anything or I could breakdown.  I chose to breakdown because I thought I didn't really want to be part of his arrogance and I thought it would have been just rude to leave.  Once I started crying, he stopped what he was doing and apologised and promised he wouldn't do it again.\nNow, I'm not saying this is the best approach and I wouldn't be surprised if you thought that I'm a drama queen or an attention seeker from that anecdote.  However, it is one way of making guys realise whatever it is they are doing is upsetting.  \nHowever, as my arrogant ex boyfriend only really did this once, it did not affect me day to day (though eventually the other annoying things about him got to me).  On this basis, I think you perhaps want to consider if this thing or these things your boyfriend does that irritates you will ultimately affect your sanity, you might want to consider looking elsewhere or dumping him.  I know you probably don't want to hear it but I learnt it the hard way, and my god, my ex was hard to get rid of AND I dumped him the hardest way, face to face!!!  Alternatively, you might just want to talk it over with him.  If he doesn't reason with you, definitely dump him, he's not worth it, sorry!  I hope this helps.  Good luck.
247910
just tell that person how u feel and never talk to them again just walk away
998758
Nope, tell him you have moved on and have other guys who will not dump you over stupid things.
103315
it's easy, just tell him/her u're no longer involved. The sooner he/she gets to know, the better.Or else u will be fooling urself thinking he/she still loves u
33761
YOU MUST LIKE SLOPPY SECONDS,,,,,DUMP HIM , FIND REALITY,,,,QUICK
376457
divert your attention to someone else who can fill the space that belonged to the person you want to get rid of. Let go of all grudges, pain and don't you ever think about getting a revenge because this will make you more attach to him/her.\n\nForgive and forget. If you can't forget, don't make every memory of him a big deal.
757580
Randomly ask some poor 'loser' out.\nNot the best advice but still it would make a sad girl happy.
409710
There isn't one. If you're going to dump someone do it without hurting her even more.
996349
uh... dump her much? Atleast tell her (gently) that you don't appreciate it and avoid her until she apologizes. sincerily.
441364
You dump her. =D\n\nSeriously? That actually might help. If she's "not so nice", then does she deserve you? Are you bothered by her actions?
171478
its called a break-up, leave the sorry a** bastard
1049992
u should dump her and try for me\nha ha
53110
Every time he's spent away from you (even if it's 22 seconds), accuse him of cheating.\n\nNag. Works every time.\n\nInsist on watching Chick Flicks\n\nCook him a disgusting 54 course dinner.\n\nSay in a seductive manner "oooo it's hot in here" then turn on a fan and say "that's better"
514617
Well.....definately you have to do it in person, trust me....I'm not ashamed to say that I've been dumped through the phone, and trust me that hurts like a b**ch!\n\nWell, there isn't a way to break up with someone without hurting them, if they care about you of course they're going to get hurt, but they'll understand, if you give them good reasons for wanting to break up, and if you're dealing with an understanding person, I'm sure he or she will understand! Just try to talk to the person and be completely honest! Think of a way you would like someone to break up with you and try to follow it with the person you want to dump, you know what I mean? Well, anyway, just try to be sincere and try to be soft, you know? I hope that helped you! Good Luck!
270232
Be honest.  Tell her you don't feel anything for her anymore and that you would rather not waste her time.
455168
Just go ahead and dump her.  She deserves better than someone as shallow as you.