Does Anyone Put Their Sock On Their Foot and Set it On Fire?
364065
as the victim of 30% 3rd degree burns to my body....I cans assure you THAT WOULD BE THE EPITOME OF STUPIDITY!@#$&^*(!@#(!!!!!!!!!
551048
Sure!\n\nIn Matthew, 18:8, Jesus says,\n\n"If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire."
545809
The answer to whether I would rather get my feet tickled with my sock on or off depends on who is doing the tickling. If it is someone I am attracted to or being intimate with I would rather my socks be off because it more erotic, but if it is someone else such as a family member I would rather my socks be on.\nage 22
203070
You're playing with fire. Better watch out before you get burned.
494937
As a little girl, I used to say I wanted to grow up and marry a fireman, cause they are so great to do such a hard and dangerous job for the good of everyone.\n\nMy scenario: a good hearted fireman running to help someone in their time of need, loses his boot, I don't wait for him, I chase after him immediately so he won't have to do a rescue with only one shoe!\n\nCute question, creative thinking! Have a great day!
848828
no, but it would burn like hell -try it
817405
fire, im a pyro.  : )
647561
A friend of mine bruised his tailbone and for some reason decided to put liquid heat on in.  As the game went on, and the sweat began to mix with the liquid heat, it slowly migrated down his butt crack.  He ran to the bench, grabbed an extra pair of socks, and tried to rub it out of his crack.  It only spread to other parts of his unmentionable region.  We could only laugh at the little dance he was doing.
336887
maybe the sock is to small idiot!!!!!
829189
I hate wearing socks,but I will wear them with running shoes.They make me really hot.My 5 year old daughter takes her shoes off when we go to someones house and she takes her socks off to ,without a thought.It's kinda funny now,but I have to get her out of that habit .
951312
I like really funny socks...dancing elephants, monkeys, spongebob etc.  And i usually wear 2 different socks at a time.  If I am having a bad day at work it makes me laugh a little if I think that while I may be dressed in a suit, if only the person I am talking to knew that I have some goofy socks on my feet.
1072635
Not personally, but in college my roommate did. He didn't believe that you could light farts, despite my conviction. So, he had to try it for himself. He kept his boxers on and held the lighter up there, then let one rip. To his surprise, a small fireball lept from his anus, burned his hand, and caused him to drop his zippo...onto himself, lighting his boxers on fire. He put the fire out pretty quickly, but let's just say he lost a little ball hair in the process. Good times.
1159504
Now shes on fire.  Thats it! your wife? you are one funny dude, and like the other guy said, im sure you can do better than that.  It was funny though.  He threw bleach in my wifes eyes. Now shes on fire....HAHA funny stuff.  Seriously though, put the fire out, she is probably in pain.
597927
Read this in "Blondie" this morning.\n\n"I was in such a hurry that I put my shoes on first, then my socks. I had to stop to put them on correctly."
425257
Yes, a blowtorch WOULD ignite it. I don't know the temperature it burns at, but I've ignited it with a blowtorch before....
844497
that boy is hotter than a two-dollar pistol.....\nIts the socks that does it for me.........
758570
None so far.  But the day is just beginning for me.  I put my foot in my mouth at least six to ten times a day.   Not to mention putting my foot up some people's *sses in the process.