What's the most embarassing thing you've ever done?
363408
waking up behind a strange girl's couch butt naked back in the 80's. I don't remember anything from that night except this part.
512434
Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
201199
My girlfriends parents were having a party at their house. I needed a No.2 so off I went upstairs to the toilet and let it go. However, it wouldn't flush down the toilet, so I wrapped it in paper and threw it out of the window. When I went down stairs to the conservatory everybody was looking at me in horror, then looking at the glass roof. I looked up to see the  fruit of my bottom.
290323
In grade school we toilet papered some houses.  When I was 15 a friend of mine on Halloween hit a girl (roughly 5) in the face with an egg.  It was embarassing to say the least.
33829
OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
1139777
You must have made a big mistake
704076
Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.
599098
i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
1168877
mine was probably the most disgusting experience of my life... he put his tongue down my throat and it was at a school and it was awkward and horrible. he was my boyfriend at the time and he kept trying to kiss me all day and i would find ways to get out of it. \nits funny now, looking back, but at the time i was fairly upset.
1092388
Very very embarrased.
865881
I was at the University of Michigan football stadium supporting my team, Michigan State University against UofM, all resplendent in green and white (MSU colors). At halftime, I went to get refreshments, and to beat the rush, jumped the rail and went down a muddy hill.\n\nI slipped and slid down that hill face-first becoming completely covered in mud, with hundreds of people laughing at me all the way down. Pretty darn embarrassing.
310007
I was bringing a tray of food to the living room and slipped on some cat barf. Every thing went flying, it was a mess. We all cracked up and I peed my pants.
1086589
if u want 2 get embarassed again, then go.
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
486960
Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
459247
When I put down the privacy divider in my limo to ask my passengers where they wanted to go next and caught both of the guys in a passionate naked embrace! Embarrassing for me--and them!
652012
It wasn't really the question that was funny although it was an excellent question, it was the answers that were hilarious. It is in the  toddlers and preschoolers(pregnancy and parenting) section of Yahoo answers. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Check it out.\n\nSorry, the question was;What are some embarrasing things that your kids has ever done out in public or to you.