What is your funniest dirty joke relating to sex or gross or humor?
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there wuz a family of a mom a dad and a young boy around 4. they were on vacation and while they were there the mom and dad wanted to visit a nudist beech. so not to distroy there sons view of art they told him that the men with big dicks were dum and the wemon with big boobs were dum. they were all there having fun but sum how they had gotten seperated. well the mom found the son and asked "have you seen your daddy" and the son replied "yes i just saw him, he was toking to this REALLY REALLY dum blonde and the more they toked the dumer and dumer daddy got.
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101? I ONLY HAVE MY BEST 3 JOKES...HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND U\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Funny...
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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liked that one, more please!\n\n\nThere was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. \n\nThe jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you". \n\nSo later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" \n\nUnfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
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Want to hear a dirty joke??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA white horse fell in the mud. Now thats just dirty.
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funnyfly.com  rudefun.com  humoraddict.com   eww.net \n Those are just a few of the sites that send me jokes daily, some are more on the risque side and some just suck but they do have some good ones.    "I screwed a pig once, but it squealed on me!" haha  "A bear and a rabbit were taking a sh** in the woods. The bear said, 'Rabbit do you have problems w/ sh** sticking to your fur?' The rabbit said no, so the bear wiped his a$$ w/ the rabbit." Anyway, you can always try goggle too. Good luck!\n-Brandy
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if i farted in bed while having sex \nthat should be the most hilarious thing I've ever done LOL
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Lol hehehe... dirty minds...
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Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
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We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
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LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
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Cerificate For Sex \n\n \nThere was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. \n\nThe first fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. \nShe has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm \nstumped." \n\nHis buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she \nwants it.  She'll probably be thrilled!" \n\nSo, the first fellow did just that. \n\nThe next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion?  How'd it turn out?" \n\nThe first fellow replied,  "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!"
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That's a good one!\n\nHow about this one:\n\nA man is going away for a business conference, and he wants to make sure his wife doesn't cheat on him.  So, to keep her happy, he goes into a sex toy shop to get something for her.  On the "Specials" counter, he sees a dildo-like thing called "The Voodoo Dick."  He asks the salesman to show him what it does.  The salesman says, "Voodoo Dick, the doorknob!"  The Voodoo Dick flies across the room to the doorknob and starts screwing it, hard.  Eventually, the salesman says, "Voodoo Dick, that's enough!"  The Voodoo Dick stops and flies back to its box.\n    The man is impressed and buys it.  Right before he left for his conference, he gives it to his wife and tells her how to turn it on.  A day later, his wife is bored.  She says, "Voodoo Dick, my pussy!"  The Voodoo Dick flies over and starts screwing her, hard.  She is amazed, but she can't last forever.  Eventually, she is done and tries to take the Voodoo Dick out.  She cannot figure out a way to get the Voodoo Dick out.\n     In a panic, she drives to the hospital, the Voodoo Dick still screwing her.  Because it keeps moving, she is unable to drive straight.  A policeman pulls her over and says, "What's the matter?"  She says, "A Voodoo Dick is screwing me!"  He says, "Ha!  Voodoo Dick, my ass."
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http://jokes123.com\nhttp://flash-jokes.com\nhttp://spicyjokes.com\nhttp://www.google.com/search?q=jokes
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.