is heaven really a half pike?????????????
360213
yes and when u fall it turns into ice cream so u can just start eating
793326
Regardless of whether it's blissful or not, if there really is a heaven and you go there, you will be surrounded by people such as those who have just answered your post. Could you imagine an eternity of that? Bring on the pitchforks, there's no way I'm suffering through those idiots for eternity.
221642
There is a end-time prophetess whom the Lord has took her to visit heaven as many as 18 times and been to hell twice. Is there anybody who survived heaven or hell, I don't know. But this prophetess didn't die or anything, but she was took by the Lord to visit the heaven and hell, for the sake to write them down in a book. Read this book and be inspired. This is not fiction, but true story. Try to track down this book. Lastly, YES Heaven is real and so does is hell.
164555
That's pretty presumptuous.\n\nI am an atheist and I look forward to every day. Just because I can't accept your fairy-tale views doesn't mean that I don't have hope for the future and that I shouldn't try to make the road ahead as bright as I can for myself and those around me.\n\nHaving read some of your posts, I think it's funny that you're looking forward to heaven, when you spout such hatred and intolerance. \n\nMy beliefs, and the beliefs of most atheists, espouse tolerance and an attempt to end suffering when we can. You seem to embrace things that are not good for yourself, society, or the world. If heaven is full of people who hate, I'll gladly accept my belief in oblivion as a better option.
1125697
Yes, go to religion & check out Ellis D - his questions have me\nlaughing - pre-party.\nI'm serious, they're not religious, I don't know how they ended\nup there. \nI have voted his doggie paddle/bird nest question "Best \nQuestion Ever" - I know you'll agree!\n\nOr click my avatar - you'll see his avatar under the questions \nI've answered - it's worth it!
654006
The dinosaurs fit right in. What I don't get is how more people don't see how it fits but let me give you my humble opinion. This is not doctrine, this is one man's opinion. This is what I believe. On things of God we have a couple a sacred texts or scripture, in the oldest book about God written by the hands of prophets on stone, papyrii and what not we have accounts of the creation, in Genesis the first of even the pentetauch we are given such as slim or incomplete description that it is possible that 1 billion years could pass by as we read in a matter of one stanza. It has been said that 1 day in God's time is 1000 of our years in our reckoning. So lets take the first 6 days of the creation, or in particuliar the the 5th day after he had made some grass and light and stuff. In Gen 1:20 it say that He said" Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21. And God created great whales, and every living vreature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful and Multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. 32. And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 24 And God said, let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind; and it was so. " So that 5th day was very busy and at 1000yr /day reckoning its possible that it took 365,000 years to complete but cant know precisely yet . The beast of the earth that is referred to, also the great whales that are referred to, also refences to unicorns and all manner of beasts now extinct, isn't it possible that although not specifically mentioned that and on the 5th day about the 6th and 1/2 hour God made the T-rex and he blessed them and saw that they were ferocious. No . We only have this small wordage to assemble together the whole of creation. I dont see a problem with 17 billion year universe age and putting it into Gods plan at all. Bless you and have a pleasant tomorrow.
887022
There is no Heaven.  If there were a Heaven, I'd have to know more about it to decide whether I'd want to be there.  Yes, if it existed, it might suck.  What would be the purpose of a Heaven anyway, except as a bribe by the churches?  Surely, no god is in need of little humans worshipping him.
935170
I know the angels who were cast out of heaven were cast down to this earth.  What ever form they decide to look like, your guess is as good as mine.  They could be in the form if a ghost, alien. or other unexplained occurrences.  I would not welcome a alien, spirit form, or any entity.  I am sure of one thing they are not Godly.
1127984
Ok.  My answers are in my bedroom in the 3rd drawer from the left.  Come and read them careful, tell me what you think. Give me your answers, I don't grade on a curve. God is straight.
1142861
How sacreligious you are!!! The bunny and Santa are make believe. God is real and true and He is my Heavenly Father. I hope you come to know Him and trust one day.
111380
Except that "Heaven" is beyond our atmosphere and therefore not subject to its properties (ie gravity/relativity). This also goes for Hell- which is believed to be contained in the center of the Earth- which scientists have confirmed is a massive ball of gaseous fire. //// This is an addition - in response to Smiley's comments below.... Heaven as described by the Apostle Paul is in the "Third Heavens" which no astronaut has ever been to.
892791
Not sure if its mentioned in the text but don't muslims think there was a split in heaven when Adam was created?  Something about Allah wanting all beings to worship Adam and Satan refused and led a revolt.  Some angels sided with Satan and some with Allah.  Those who could not decide were sent here as humans to make their decision.  Something like that, I'm probably butchering their theology.
293129
Wouldn't it be amazing if we get to heaven,(assuming there is a heaven) and find GOD is in fact a DOG?  Do you thing God is giving us a hint?  I wonder.
517697
yes, i have known about this for some time, i am a baptist, and have very close freinds that are cathliocs, i know there is some small diffrences, but for the most part we beleve the same things. it has been hard for me because so many of my freinds on the baptist side are very much aganst cathliocs, but i have cathlioc freinds that are closer than my baptist freinds. so i think you for posting this.
750696
My God!!! I really really really hope it will be hell. I could never stand to be around all of those...those....creepy types with names like Marge and...Midge...I know they will all be there in heaven feeling all perky and what not. Can you imagine?.."Are you happy Midge?  Have another pop tart and some Pepsi"..   They be there worshipping and singing all those dull hymns all the night and day crowded in together trying to get 15 seconds with Jesus. I can just see JC now with the angels all around trying to keep crowd control... C'mon, C'mon...stay in line now...you you ..over there now...in line..\n    I want to be around folks that danse and fuck and get it on... really ...right?
242013
Nope, in heaven before flesh man.\n\nRev 12:3  And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. \nRev 12:4  And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth:.....
540493
I don't necessarily believe in the whole Christianity heaven/hell concept, but if I did, I would say that where you go after death depends on what's in your heart, not what comes out of your mouth, or where you spend your Sundays. I can't imagine that God would find much good in the hearts of Hitler or the other fellows you mention. I think a good hearted Pagan or Jew or Muslim or Buddhist or whatever has a better shot at heaven than a bad person who states they accept Jesus. I think people worry a lot more about labels (like Christian, or Jew, etc.) than God does.