How do you tell a 7ft Hell's Angel that the only copy of his 950 pg book has been run through a shredder?
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You Don't !!!!!You RUN,DISSAPPEAR, VAMMOSE,GET LOST, TAKE A PERMANENT VACATION,cause that's what's liable to happen to you.AH OH!
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Have you read one, show me the lie.\n\n\n\nLibs are full of poop.
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Pray that he backed up. And am assuming he didn't. You can take it in to a professional and if he hasn't written over anything, assume he couldn't, they can get it back.
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Ask the person who has it to deliver it to your friend.\n\nI wish you Peace.
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tell him\n Look at it on the bright side , in dog years you're....................dead
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Ironically, it's the Guinness Book of Records.\n\nand The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.\nThou shalt not steal.
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Good luck, buddy. Those things are so expensive in print, I seriously doubt you can find a decent one for free.
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1. the easiest option is to save it on a flash drive or any storage media and give it to your friend.\n\n2. email it to your friend.
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I met the writer of this book just weeks before his death. The book is 100% true.griping !!!!! I had to order it at Barnes + Noble\nTook one week. please get this book,You will not be able to put it down.Title\nNONE CAME HOME
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yes, it's how you have the book saved, and how you want to burn it. usualy the formate that it's in, you sould leave it that way, and burn away.......
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How about a DVD of his fav movie/sitcomm. Then there's choosing a really up-to-the-minute book (if yr cousin likes reading that is!) Or . . . I've gone blank - hope the above helped a bit!
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1. Have your friend toss the book back up to you.\n2. Read the book. (It's a physics book, right?)\n3. With the information gained by reading the appropriate chapter of the book:          DYOH!!
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He couldn't squash a jelly bean between 85 and 86 because they are opposite sides of the same page.\n\nHe could squash a chocolate bar between 90 and 91 because they are facing pages.\n\nNext question - what is the proper punishment for his desecration of MY FAVORITE BOOK!!!
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This is all about the book:\n\nTHE CHURKENDOOSE\n\nThis book is a favorite with my mother.  She read it to me and my 4 siblings off-and-on during my childhood, but she never could find another copy. We kids were hard on things, so she kept it hidden.  Somehow we found it and it became tattered and worn with some pages missing.  I've been looking for a copy in good condition to surprise her with.  Thanks to you, I can now do that.\nhttp://grovers-aunt.tripod.com/childhood_faves.htm\n\nAnd here you can listen to a recording of Churkendoose\n\nhttp://www.kiddierekordking.com/music/Track%2005.MP3\n\nand here you can see the record:\n\nhttp://www.kiddierekordking.com/The%20Churkendoose,%20DECCA%20%20CU-103_%20Ray%20Bolger,%201947.JPG
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Charlie's right. I got a copy of it ripped@224...want it? Send ur email add'ee
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Go buy the legit copy. No legit copies come in zip format.
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Try looking on e-bay for the edition and copy...usually an ISBN number is listed for the book if it for sale there...good chance....\n\nAlso ...did you know that the ISBN system is soon to run out of available numbers and they will change over to 13 digits from the present 10?