Have YOU accepted Stephen Colbert as your personal lord and savior?
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Only Stephen Colbert can protect us from those Godless killing machine Bears. And now the Son of Stephen has come in the form of an Eagle to save us from....Whatever eagles save us from. He truly is spreading "The Word"
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I like Colbert, but let's not forget to pay homage to Bill Maher who paved the way for both of them.
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YES AND MY SAVIOR\nHE DOES ALL THINGS  WELL.\nTRY HIM
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Absolutely, and I am soooo proud that I do!!  He is God!!I am so thankful he is soooo giving and died for us, if he hadnt we wouldnt have a chance!!  Praise God!!  I hope at some point people will open there eyes and give him a chance, this world would be a BETTER place and a whole lot better shape.  He doesnt expect us to be perfect...just strive to be like him, he knows we arent perfect, if he expected us to be perfect he wouldnt have died for us. Praise God Jesus is Lord!!!
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I've met Kirk Cameron. He gave me a side hug while we got a picture with him. Does that count? He's really funny and friendly.
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I'd imagine they'd be scared of getting taken to task and exposed....he's so sharp and acerbic and you'd have to be seriously ballsy to go head to head with him...\nplus, he might get you to say or do something that would come back to haunt you on one of the ads our nation spends bloody billions of dollars every year on...my god, billions.  spent on campaigns to convince you that the other guy sucks.  As Colbert might point out, think of how many bunker-buster bombs we could buy with that!
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He's my hero.\n\nGo Phil!!!
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Stewart, Colbert are funny and they know what they are talking about usually...\n\nFranken is a smart guy, funny, but I think he takes things a little far sometimes... just me...\n\nSheehan has a noble cause, but I think she goes overboard on the issue sometimes and could do much more good by approaching the issue from a milder, more socially acceptable stance...\n\nMoore... does some good things... "Roger and Me" is great... but sometimes twists stats and quotes for what he would probably call "the greater good"... and just because Rush and company do it all the time, it doesn't make it right...
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You are a sl*t. Is that sincere enough?
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First of all, if you knew the first thing about Stephen Colbert, you'd know that his name is STEPHEN, not STEVEN. EVERYONE should know that Stephen Colbert is the single greatest newscaster on television. He is NEVER wrong. DUH! How dare you even suggest that what he says might be a JOKE? GOD! Don't you even WATCH his show? It's totally serious. GEEZ... What a NERD! In case Stephen is reading this I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY HERO!
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I doubt you always hear that.  I'm diehard conservative, and have loved John Stewart throughout most of his career.  Idisagree with him 99.9% of the time. As I always say to my friends, (I live in MAss so most of my friends are liberal lol) "I don't need to agree with you to like you."  I watch daily Show almost every day.  There are days when he is too bust screwing around with punditry to the point where I aint amused so I switch off, but those are rare.\n   As fo Colbert, I think he carved himself a hilarious nitch.  Often, his satirical right wing rantings are my actual opinion, and I feel I'm being personally spoofed.  I love it.  \n    So I don't know who is saying that as far as who you talk to, but I have a good guess your are making a presupposition and posting it as such.\n\nEDIT-I have seen more than one conservative on the Daily Show I might add. Rick Santorum comes to mind.  Joe Scarborough was on Colbert recently.  Stewart and Colbert , as a side note, treated conserative every bit as respectfully as any typical guest.
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I agree.\n\nBe blessed.
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Great Question!\n\n After recently reading MacSteed's answer to a question on, " Have you done something out of character, lately?" My vote would definitely have to go 'HANDS DOWN' to him. I literally laughed until I cried!!
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Yes, Stephen Colbert for President.
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YES!  God is my Savior and best friend.
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Yes I do. I met Him through my best friend. He saved my life. He cemented my faith. He taught me what a true friend really is. I'm sure you'll meet Him to. Just remember even in your darkest time, never to lose faith in Him and He will help you too. He is always there. He always answers all of our prayers. One day you'll see that He was, is, and always will be with you and with me and with everybody.
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I love the pseudo-conservative thing going on on The Colbert Report... and the guests who believe it are hilarious. Of course the funny level is going to drop a little bit, as before he only had to do five minutes of "news" and he now has to do thirty, but it's still a good show.\n\nPlus, Stephen Colbert is sexy as all hell and I would get completely naked in less than a second if he asked me to. :)