what does it take to wrestle a bear butt naked?
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A bottle of Jack Daniels and a switchblade.
83764
I did it with gummy bears once and IT WORKED!  Next step is humans.
632621
How far in front is the bear? If I'm at home, a bare behind would be ok but in public I might prefer the bear in front, it wouldn't be chasing me or anything if it was in front.
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I am not sure if you are actually asking someone to describe how to do it or what it is in general. But I think it is a submission used in grapling or wrestling. \n\nThe rear naked choke (often abbreviated RNC) is a chokehold in martial arts applied from an opponent's back. Depending on the context, the term may refer to one of two variations of the technique. Either arm can be used to apply the choke in both cases.\n\nThe term rear naked choke likely originated from the technique in Jiujitsu and Judo known as hadaka jime (裸絞), meaning "naked strangulation" in Japanese. The word naked (or nude) refers to the fact that the choke can be performed without the use of clothing, in contrast with other types of chokes in Judo that require the use of a keikogi ("gi") or training uniform. The choke has two variations[1]: in one version, the attacker's arm encircles the opponent's neck and then grabs his own biceps on the other arm (see below for details); in the second version, the attacker clasps his hands together instead after encircling the opponent's neck.
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Just get naked. And leave the rest up to him!!!!!!!!!
147867
Weigh in's in the nude is not somthing that happens very offten but i have seen it done before i know when i was in highschool and we did weigh in some of the guys choose to do it naked exspecaily if there were trying to make a certin class. But most guys do it in there underwear. As a former wrestler no i would not think it was be werid but you might get some laughs but then again if you are serious about wrestling who cares.
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Its kinda complicated and if you mean like the one you see on wrestling it wont work its not a real submission..... but there is a real figure 4 submission\n\nStep one: oponet is on his back and you control his feet (one foot in each hand as you are standing over him)\n\nStep 2: Take the foot in right hand fold it across his other leg that you are holding. (his legs should resemble a 4)\n\nStep 3: take left leg and step over the foot you just folded across his own.\n\nStep 4: sit on ground and put right leg over opponets other free leg.\n\nStep 5: apply pressure to the opponets legs (when do correctly this should break the opponets bones in four places around the ankel and knee)\n\nThe move is much harder to explain than it is to show to a person but I hope that you get the general idea.
450053
Too Easy!! Da BEARS!!!
463753
Run naked across a football field in which the game is being televised.\n\nThat shoud do it.\n\nA warm day would be better. For you. And the crowd will be bigger.\n\nTry the Superbowl.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backyard_wrestling
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spank your monkey before you pick her up
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Literal meaning:\n\nMeshuganeh - injured bear\nnudnick - leach
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do something unforgettable - go nude
612582
they saw to lock your food in a big metal box, ot hide it up in a tree. that seems like a bad idea, because now the only meal on the ground is YOU. and i think you'd need more than a 45 to take down a bear. they're huge.
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a bear would likely be stronger pound for pound; i'll be interested to see an answer from someone that relies on more evidence\n\nthose of us that have answered so far have offered nothing more than personal opinion based on little more than air\n\n\nBUT, those that reason that the gorilla would be better able or the bear less able based on the existence or lack of opposable thumbs...know zero about weightlifting\n\nthose of us that do work out, and more particularly with free weights, but the issue would be unaffected by "circuit" training machines, know very well that we do not use our opposable thumbs to grip the bar with when benching\n\nwe put the thumb on the same side of the bar as the fingers and let the bar rest in our palms or on the heels of our palms :-)
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It must require a lot of agility, coordination and strength!!\n\nI have watched wrestling 30+ years and I only recall 4 guys doing it...ever!!\n1.  HBK\n2.  The Rock\n3.  Nelson Royal\n4.  The Big Show!!!  (YES...the BIG SHOW!!! I saw it LIVE!!!!!!! Check out WCW Fall Brawl 1997...he wrestled Scott Norton...he did one...although he held the ropes with one hand en route up...he DID one!!!)  PS....awesome match though...Norton "threw" Big Show on to the top rope!!!!!!!
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Tell her your gay then strip naked and act like its nothing