How can I win the state of Texas in '08?
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Rail against illegal immigration, while supporting illegal immigrants wait You've already done that
1124996
First, you need to find a church that will support you - make sure you take on all the social issues and are against them - gay marriage, abortion, dogs and cats living together - get puffed up and let those church-goers know you mean business when you get to D.C. \n\nNext, pass the hat - let them know in order for you to GET to D.C. it costs money and the more the better. You need loads of money to make videos pronouncing your disgust with the American social system, Hollywood, those dogs and cats living together and such as well as run ads in local newspapers. It'll cost more to run ads in liberal papers because they really don't want to know you, but they will take lots of money if you offer it to them and then they'll have to run your ad.\n\nNext, find someone who will lend you their BMW or Lexus or better yet, their Mercedes or Bentley so you can go on the campaign trail in your town. Raise your fist a lot and yell things out like "those damn liberals" and "Democrats are the weak link in the chain" or "Evolution is Evil spelled without the o u t o and another n (out on... a limb)." Create a campaign slogan that deals with the marriage issue, or abortion, or how all the Mexican illegal immigrants in your neighborhood need to go back to Mexico or stay and continue working for $1.50 an hour. You can always go back to the dogs and cats living together thing - whatever riles up your constituents the best.\n\nLastly, find a way to bribe the people that run the voting booths in your district or make sure your cousin works for either the voting booth company or the local news channel that will announce your candidacy. People always believe the media. Those things seem to always do the trick.\n\nGood luck!
680785
i live in ft.worth and let me tell you -you will love it-texas is fantastic-i'm sorry to say but we pay taxes just like everybody else-ours are less though-it is less expensive tolive in texas than most other states-and to the girl talking about the blue laws-the only thing you can't buy on sunday in texas is liuqor-you can buy beer and wine on sundays though- and you can carry fire arms everywhere in texas- but in answer to your original question no we have no state tax-that's it pure and simple-no they don't get you any other way-
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I think he has a good chance, but it depends on how many Texans are willing to take that chance. But yes, by now everyone's sick of politicians making promises and not keeping them, they would be more apt to trust someone that just seems more honest. He seems like he means what he says.
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I was too because I voted for him, but the people of Texas have been so brainwashed by the Republican conservatives and the Republican machine, that they decided they like the Bush clone, Perry and want him to continue.  Yuck!  Last time I checked the Kinkster was last and down around 11%.  At least I got a nice T-Shirt I can wear in years to come.  Just wish we were going to have a Governor Kinky.
1037835
I sure wish it was me winning.  LOL.  Doesn't WV have a website you can check?  I know TX does.  :)  Good luck!
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Governor of Texas since 1995.
56481
Move south. It was 80 something the other day here in Texas.
130941
Just move there, change you liscense over, and voila, your are a Texan!
235236
1. Move there.\n2. Have your address changed in the mail.\n3. Get a Texas driver's license.\n4. Get Texas license plates for your car.\n\nYou may not need all those to make it official, but those 4 things ought to make it *clear.*
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TEXAS WILL BE THE CHAMPS
1032680
we cannot help it -- TEXAS, of course!....just kidding...
235781
I absolutely agree with everything you have said, but I now live in Indiana. I am from Arlington outside of Dallas. I know that Texas isn't going along with G.Dumbya enterprise like the NEO_CON'S would like you to believe. All the Home-Cookin starts there.
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Don't see any way that's possible...this year.\n\nMan, you Texas fans are getting greedy... try rooting for Rutgers like I do (my alma mater)... be happy you won it all last season, and work on getting back there next season...but with two loses this year (so far), I don't see them getting back.  I don't see Rutgers getting there either,even if they run the table... I'd like to see the Ohio State / Michigan winner against either USC (if they win out) or Florida (if they win out).
186840
Depends on what year you are looking for. Way back in the days of cowboys it was Texas.
744074
This is not the first time I have seen this question. I am here in Texas. I came down here to help a company with a Y2K project for a company which was run so poorly that none of the local talent wanted to expose themselves to the client. I ended up getting stuck here. While I have finally gotten to a point where the Texans don't shock me any longer, I can honestly tell you that Texas is a world unto itself. Good or bad it is what it is. The response that Bush is actually from New England is something you will hear allot down here, but as I try to tell them (as kindly as I can), Bush's management style is the worse of the Texas management which I have seen. His style is pure Texas oilman. And as you know Cheney is a Texan, too. The similarities between LBJ and W are not unusual when taken into consideration from a cultural point of view. LBJ gave us Vietnam and W gave us Iraq. LBJ fabricated the Tonkin Gulf incident, Bush fabricated the Iraqi threat. I appreciate your venting, but I don't think getting rid of Texas would do much good. It would only increase the land mass we would have to fence off.
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Hey there..... i was having the same problem with my town did know the issues or who was running.... but i found this web site that had everything.... just look for your county and it'll list everything for you.....  http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/voter/ballot_cert.shtml\n\nhope this helps