Top 5 stupid quotes by Bush?
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dunno when or where but it makes me laugh,\n\n"my fellow americans there will be another september the 11th, we just don't know when!"
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I HATE BUSH ugh he is soooooo stupid!
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1 bush- Jackass/ Ostrich\n2. Olmert- Ardvark/ Armadillo\n3. Rice- Baboon/ Hyena\n4 Ahmadinejad- weasel/ rat\n\n\nHey YOU down below me.......Its spelled Alpaca and dont u dare insult the llammas! They are no where near as ugly or incompetant as Bush!
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EVERYTHING BUSH DOES IS WRONG!!!!
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Dear Friend,\n\nRight on!  Bush screws us again.\n\nYour Friend,\nFrancesois
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Einstein was a wise man. The stupidity of mankind yes but more specifically, the stupidity and arrogance of Bush and his Goons. They have two years left and I'm shaking in my boots as every sane American should be.
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The Star Wars missile deflecting system made out of magic by Ronald Reagan. (and we think Bush is dumb)
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Bush no good. He very bad man. He a Redneck!!!!
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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.\n\nThe President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."\n\nThe Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."\n\nNot to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."\n\nThe pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."\n\n\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!\n\n Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!\n\nYou're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
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As much as I dislike George Bush I would have to say in order. \nHitler\nStalin\nGeorge
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"damn, sh*t, respect my f*cking authoritah!"\n\n"dog sh*t taco!"\n\n"blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!"\n\n"f*cl! sh*t! c*ck! azz! t*tties! b*ner! b*tch! m*ff! p*ssy! c*ck! butthole!  barbra streisand!!!!"
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To me Bush is the joke
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George (dumass) w. (idiot) bush (nutbar).
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I have two! \nThis guy died and went to heven, he meet Peter, who gave him a piece of chalk, "Before you can go thourgh the gates, you have to write all your sins on the chalk board so they can be wiped clean" he was told, so he went to find a chalk board\nOn the way he ran into Bush, "You done yet?" he asked Bush, "Yep! See ya on the other side". The man contiued on his way.\nsoon after,he meet Kerry, "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "Surprised to see you here" "Me too." Kerry answered, "Are you done yet?" The man asked Kerry, "No, not yet, I need to get more chalk"\n\nNext one!\n\nA guy dided and went to Hevaen, when there he saw a bunch of clocks, he asked Peter what the were, "Evertime someone sins, thier clock hand gos around one time," next the guy asked where John Kerry's clock was, "Oh thats in my room, I used it as a fan"
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I would replace them with something he could spell...like...um...apple...cause BUsh is a tard and needs to leave office...he is a frigin monkey!
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LOL\n;-)\n\nAh if it weren't for "Bushisms" I might not have laughed at all during the last 6 years!\n\nThis is one of many verbal gaffs and mental blunders produced by the George the Wunderkind.  There are so many more that betray his true attitudes (and his Momma's)  toward his fellow Americans.  She can't dirty her beautiful mind with thoughts of dead soldiers and he never stops thinking of ways to harm Americans - Freudian slip or not, it is still very telling.
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Make fun of Bush, complain about the war in Iraq(but not offer any real solutions), complain about how unfair the election process is, complain about the economy...complain, complain, complain