What did the ant....?
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she said she was pregnant with elephant's child......\n\nmuahahahahahahhahaha
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ants. try not eating anything on your bed, you're leaving crumbs all over.
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Try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant or http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant\n\nI don't know whether are you asking about the ratio of physical size, or the ratio of number of them
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Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant
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There are definitely some ants here in the UK, although obviously not in the numbers found elsewhere. I think it's a climate thing. I remember seeing many ants on a recent trip to the canary islands, which although pretty western, has a far warmer meant temperature than britain.
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We are all just little ants in his f*cked up little ant farm...god doesn't give a sh*t about you...\n666
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ants in the pants?  \n\nIf someone is said to have 'ants in your pants' it usually means they are agitated or excited about something and can't keep still.
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The first was a large termite, perhaps a male, which are rare except during the mating time-they are white, very similar to ants, and have a much softer body.\nThe second was likely some species of dung beetle, which are common in that area, and can be quite colorful
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I tried to ask one person who was bitten by carpenter ant and that ant had gone inside his both ears,,,when I told him " would you mind telling me if the ants damaged your ear drum"  he began to signal with his hand......I didn't know why!!!!!!!\nYou could ask him
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It depends upon the species of ant. Some seek out sweets. Others seek out fats (like cheese). Still others swap between sources depending on what's available.
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The Ant and the Grasshopper \nOLD VERSION: \n\nThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. \n\nThe grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. \n\nThe grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. \n\nMORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible \n\nMODERN VERSION: \n\nThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house\nand laying up supplies for the winter. \n\nThe grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. \n\nCome winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands\nto know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. \n\nCBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with\nfood. \n\nAmerica is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? \n\nKermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." \n\nJesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then\nhas the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. \n\nTom Daschle &John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an\nimmediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share." \n\nFinally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act,"retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to\nhire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. \n\nHillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. \n\nThe ant loses the case. \n\nThe story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. \n\nThe ant has disappeared in the snow. \n\nThe grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once\npeaceful neighborhood. \n\nMORAL OF THE STORY: Vote Republican
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to check whether elephant was wearing mouse's underwear...\n\nhe he he\n\nBTW it was ANT !!!
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10 if you count the guy with the hat also an ant. Than there will be 11 ants :)
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All female ants have wings when they hatch. After they hatch, they take a maiden flight where they are met with swarms of male ants. She mates many times, then seeks out a nesting place to make a colony, breaks off her wings, and tunnels underground to start her colony. This is how you tell mated females from unmated females: the unmated females still have their wings.\n\nWhen an ant colony loses their queen, they will sometimes split into two or more colonies. It is not known how or why they select a particular larva, but the drones all begin feeding a single larva a special diet (NOT royal jelly - this is specific to bees, which are related to ants and have similar biology and behavior to ants). This special diet causes the larva to grow larger than others, and become a fully reproductive female (the other "females" in the colony are sterile - same as bees). Once this larva hatches, she mates, breaks off her wings, and becomes the new queen. \n\nIn many cases, several larvae will be fed the diet to become fully reproductive females, but only one will become queen of that colony, the others will go with the rest of the colony if it splits, or they will go on to form their own colony. As someone mentioned above, a queenless colony, on occasion, will meld with another colony that still has a queen. But as far as I understand, it is more common for the queenless colony to raise several new queens that will be dispersed where needed.\n\nThere is a lot of research going on right now with both bees and ants to figure out how this selection of a new quieen occurs and why it is so consistent. Also, how a queen (bee or ant) can mate during one flight in her entire life, yet produce viable eggs for some 20 years or so after...how does the male sperm stay viable within her for that long? This all has yet to be discovered.\n\nBees and ants are just the coolest insects and there's so much we have yet to discover about them!
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Just imagine an army of ants with no queen. God Bless! quit the arrogance and realize all this beautiful nature was not created by chance or you. God Bless Love. Amen. Try praying and speaking to your Father God.
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I was just doing a study of this the other day.  These are my results: (type of ant, IQ score, and comments)\n\nFire Ants - 53 - their just stuuuuuupid\n\nCarpenter Ants - 125 - they have to pass the carpenters exam and are always brushing up on their skills.\n\nAcrobat Ants - 75 - Don't need brains to join the circus.\n\nPharaoh Ants - 176 - Its great to be king\n\nLittle Black Ants - 98 - faily intellegent during the month of June, August, October and April.  \n\nPavement Ants - 69 - How long would you live and be able to learn if you lived on the pavement?  \n\nCrazy Ants - ??? - Couldn't get them down from the roof because they were guiding all the ships away from the rocks being the lighthouse that they think they are.\n\nOdorous House Ants - 122 - When you smell that bad, all you have are brains\n\nArgentine Ants - 92 - bon de rappeler qu'à cette époque la dictature argentine était considérée par nos amis communistes comme une bonne \n\nGhost Ants - 118 - could have been higher but they all passed into the light before the test was finished.\n\nWhite Footed Ants - 107 - Don't you just love these shoes????\n\nThief Ants - 198 - These results are pending an investigation.
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Little Black Ant\n\nLittle Black ants are very small and black, two nodes, with workers all one size, similar to the Pharaoh Ant. Found throughout the U.S., but most often in the east. One of the more common house-infesting ants, Little Black Ants nest in wall voids and under carpets. May build outdoor colonies under rocks, logs, debris and forage to indoor food sources along baseboards and carpet edges. Likes sweets, fats, oils.