Can someone give me some funny ideaes for pranks.?
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Are you kidding me? Short sheet their bed. Or here's this one. if it's a girl, put saran wrap (clear or it's visible otherwise) on the toilet after you lift up the seat. Put down the seat and then when they whiz, it squirts on them. LOL! Also, empty a paper shredder into their bed, or put ice chips in their pillow, or put hair dying solution in their shampoo. Put their underwear on a flagpole and raise it... -submitted by a 5th grader.
193985
Take out a personal ad for him in the men seeking men section of the personal ads. Make the ad a little racy, to ensure that the phone calls he gets in reponse to this ad are as rediculous as possible. Oh and this prank is only funny if he's straight.
1012334
You can send links to people to a site called http://www.monkeydoo.com where they can be pranked online.\n\nHave a look.
487023
get a bevrage and take a bubble bath well that sounds kinda gay for a guy  well grab a beer and the remote and surf the tv or beer and noody mag
768219
some funny ones herehttp://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/videos.php   or herehttp://www.yikers.com/pranks_funny_videos.html
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
931095
Those are wonderful, I have a little party coming up with a few girlfriends and their men. These jokes will be great to tell to them. These are the perfect ones, they're short and totally sweet!!  Thanks I hope you don't mind me stealing them.
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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Take one of those urinal air fresheners and put it in the sprinkler head in the shower (or you could substitute bouillon cubes beef or chicken your choice and then they get a soup shower).\n\nTake a soap box (ya know the boxes that contain a single bar of soap?) and punch a bunch of holes in it with a hole puncher. Find some fresh dog crap and put it in the box. Once you get to school or work tape the thing up under someones desk that you want to prank. Every once in a while a slight draft will cause the odor to be smelled and they will periodically check their shoes and the back of their As* to see if they sat or stepped on something. I got a million of em.
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NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be a little disgusted though, but hey, that is hilarious!!!!!!! and i got one for you to do on him: if he asks you for a glass of water, put some dish soap in the cup, then put water in it, pop the ALL of the bubbles, and let him drink up!!!!!!!!! if he leaves food sitting out, and he is still going to eat it when he comes back, put a few things in there, like soap, lime juice, chili, go crazy, but don't put anything that is poisonous in there!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and try not to crack up when he comes back and starts to eat his food, wait until he tastes the stuff, and makes a funny face. \n\ni got another one: get ketchup, baking soda and put some in the bottle. then close the lid, shake it up, and make him something to go w/ the ketchup, like fries, or something. then give him the ketchup, and let him open it, and BAM!!!!!!!!!!! a face full of ketchup. have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\naren't i evil?
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Try a dollar store. Jay Leno does a bit where he shows strange and funny things found at a dollar store. I found a really terrible light-up mens neck tie at a dollar store once.Someone I know gave a gigantic pair of underwear as a gag gift once. That could be funny as long as no one in your family is big enough to fit in it!
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You can make one on that game thing at Comedy Central's website, save it to your comp., & upload it as a pic on here.\n\nI ♥ SP too! =)
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lol, i would suggest something good, but i dont how old you are, and someone would be offended. do your hw maybe.
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Sneak into another person's room, put K-Y Jelly on their phone and then call the other person's room!  Man does this work! I've done it before and it's soooooo funny.  Of course I've had it done to me and it wasn't as funny. :(
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pour red die in the toilet and tell them you are bleeding from your butt, put mealworms in the corn flakes, dip their toothbrush in the toilet, put exlax in their brownies, for your sister or mom adjust the scale so it says they weight 20 pounds more than they really weigh, call the cops and tell them your parents are drug dealers, take a door wedge and put it in front of their bedroom door and the set the fire alarm off by spraying it with deoderant, drop on the floor and pretend to have a seizure, take mud and rub it in your sisters dirty underpants and tell your parents she had an accident, tell your parents you got a girl pregnant, pour vinegar in their mouthwash, tell your sister santa clause is mad at her and wont bring her anymore gifts unless she gives you her money and candy, when any of your family members are in the shower take all their clothes and towels and put them in the front yard, set up a video camera to the internet to broadcast you parents getting ready in the morning, if you go camping spread peanut butter around to draw bears, I could go on all day but this should give you some variety to choose from.
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Give them a toy dump truck and tell them to figure it out. Ignore their calls and laugh.