does bleach help you pass a urine test?
361728
yes it does get a 8oz glass of water and dip ur finger in clorox let about 4-5 drop fall in the water mix it and drink it 10-15 min before u do ur UA and cranberry juice dont work for shit nomore
226272
If you are dirty, go to your local health food store, and buy quick tabs, or something like that and follow the instructions exactly.  They usually require that you drink a lot of water, as this will dilute your urine, and the tabs will mask the chemicals that they test for.  Usually the pills or tabs will cost you about 35 bucks, but make sure you buy ones that have a money back guarantee.  The tabs don't always work, especially if you use them often.
906921
yes. it happens all the time since its a remainder of the bleach. \nJust: 1)brush it off or\n        2)wipe it off.
196182
Yes. epithelial cells along with white and red blood cells can be excreted in urine as well as excreta. And the bacteria that is in the excreta has its own unique DNA that can be tested and compared to other bacterial DNA.
352654
If it's a urine test your straight.  You can do one of two things.  1. Go to a G.N.C. (a nutrition store) ask an employee for flushers.  They are a little pricey about $30 bucks.  Make sure you read the directions before you drink it.  You have to drink it a few hours before the test and it blocks the THC some how.  2. You can keep your money and hope that the test you take is not to sophisticated.  You have to drink alot of water, like a gallon or more, right before the test like 2-3 hours.  When you take the test, your urine will be diluted and the test will only pick up water.  Hopefully, it won't know it's just water, and not urine.  I had a friend who did this to pass a test for the Army, and it worked.  If they take blood, hair, or do a saliva test, your screwed. And don't try drinking vinegar, or cranberry juice or any other goofy drinks.  Only water and flushers actually work. I read someone's answer that said to drink bleach.  Not a good idea you can do serious internal damage doing so. Drinking water does not clean you out, it only dilutes the urine so such a small amount if any of THC doesn't show up on the test. I tried Niacin once to pass atest and broke out in a severe case of hives.  If you've never had hives, trust me, you'd be better off failing the test. It's like pure hell, very painful.Trust me, water or flushers.  They WORK!  Good Luck bro
679933
I can tell you something my husband recommends, I don't know if it will work for you, but it did for him.\n\nDay of testing:  Get up 4 hours before the test and drink 2 ounces of pickle juice (dill or sweet don't matter as long as it is not spicy).  Slam water (as much as your able to, a gallon is what you want to shoot for).  Then 2 hours before drink another 2 ounces of pickle juice and slam water (again, a gallon is what to shoot for).  \n\nThe water gives you a diluted specium and the pickle juice masks the dilute by making your urine more acidic.  If you don't smoke for a couple of days it will help.
359807
I agree with the delivery room.  Perhaps also before urine tests that need to be extremely clear.  Maybe even for keeping clean after baby is born.
1157425
Generally, the darker yellow the more concentrated the urine and you need to drink more liquids to keep the color clear or light yellowcolored. It is better for your kidneys to drink lots of fluids to keep the urine less concentrated.  Some things you eat or drink can also affect the urine color such as asparagus I've heard can turn it green.
939539
my husband can smoke a joint on the way to a urine test and a joint everyday before that and the test will come out clean. he says that it all has something to do with the amount of water that you drink before the test and when to go to the bathroom before you take the test. i dont know though... i dont smoke pot. If your interested in his method though...e-mail me and i will get him to explain in detail how to pass the urine test. btownsbabyblueangel@yahoo.com
620848
That amount of Clorox type bleach would probably not harm an adult provided it would be diluted  quickly by drinking a couple of glasses of water.
953833
Have you been taking multivitamins? I've noticed that if you take certain vitamins, it affects the brightness of the urine. But its just a theory. Usually the more water you drink the clearer the urine you pass is.
1003194
They're pretty helpful.  They make your urine more acidic so bacteria cannot adhere to the walls of your urinary tract.  Take a bunch at a time (4 or 5) when you feel like a UTI might be coming on, and they'll probably ward off the infection.  Good luck.
639811
Flush your system out.\n1 part vinegar and 4 parts water.\n\nDrink as much as you can.\n\nat the very least your urine sample will be diluted and the test inconclusive
454869
No. Through blood, urine, and hair folicle tests..
1135289
The test you took is a low cost alternantive to the old urinalysis.  The swab is accurate with substances ingested over the last few days.  Eating sweets, or drinking anything other than water just before taking the swab test can effect the outcome.
1154389
I really don't thinks cause it can test for every thing you have done in the past a six months and that is a long time to go to get clean so the best thing is to either get clean and stay that way or just forget about passing any of those drug tests cause they are to wise to all the new thing people do and use to even pass urine tests they can even tell if you have overloaded yourself with fluids to dilute a substance and will fail you on it.
117840
If you are talking about a blood test then it is 100% accurate. With a urine test it depends on whether the levels of HGC (pregnancy hormone) are high enough to be detected, if it is a ver early pregnancy there is a chance that it wouldn't show up on a urine test.