Will god clip my tonails for me?
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I wouldn't worry about your toenails, how are you gonna wipe your a*s?
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Gods time is not like ours---keep praying!!!  I will pray too!!! GOD sometimes says no!! From my experience we grow in the valleys not on the mountains!! Can I help you?? I will pray for you!!! Trust GOd he knows what he is doing--he will not put more on you than you can bare!!! I know that fromliving and being saved for almost 10 years.  Have a blessed day!!  Do you mind to tell us what you need delivered from---that way we can request prayer for you from others!!! THere are intercessiors--- that i know that are in gods presence---amazing power of god--then we can do as the word says and agree with you in prayer---praise God!!! We can pray you through!!!!!  Have you ever prayed through!!!???? I believe for you right now in Jesus name ---!!!!Thank you Father!!!
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I'll sock it to you. Toerags are welly good. Tendon well, shoe you care, take them toe a doctor and foot the bill. It's no mean feet and don't get plastered yourself.\nFootnote: Have i put my foot in it? Hope i'm not treading on your toes.
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I commend you for wanting to do the right thing. I think God will lead you to know which is right. And don't forget, whatever you give ABOVE the tithe is your OFFERING. Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me, But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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You could if you be very carefull and ask your orthopedist before making any actions. I see many older people rippin up the moguls so you might as well take your chances.
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If His Lordship wants to be seen, He will touch you with His Noodly Appendage. Wait for the Rapture.\n\n\n\nRamen.
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Try a Gourd. See if they know what to do with one.
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Consult your pastor would be the best thing I could recommend.
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Maybe you should get a Bible and read a little bit and decide for yourself. You have to believe. Think of all the things in the world that are not man made, where do you think all of it comes from? we did not create the mountains, oceans, trees, animals, rocks, rivers and much much more beautiful things that GOD himself has giving us. All he wants is for all of us to love one another and take care of each other. So of course he is real. I have faith that God will find you one day and let you see his light, love and glory. Believe me you will be amazed at the things our Father can make us feel. When you find him I hope you look back on this and say WOW!!!
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No of course not. all hat fat just protects you. if you are bony you'd get bruises everywhere
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u get a bigger bell. the kind used in churches. lol. good idea?sorry if it sounds  like a poor  joke
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Ask God for spiritual protection.  Just rattling of the Lord's prayer won't do anything because you need a prayer of faith, not a go to prayer of tradition.  The Lord's prayer is a model of how to pray, not the only thing you should pray.  also, Jesus never said "say this prayer when you are under spiritual oppression."  when it happens to you next time, pray in the way Jesus did when he drove out demons.  rebuke the demon, tell Him you belong to Jesus and tell him in the name of Christ to leave you.  Ask God for an angel to protect you and guard you.  Also, youre not being attacked because you didnt go to a church service, God isn't punishing you.  Remember, God is greater than the devil, just rely on Him and youll be fine.
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Copy Paste and send to Priestess! I'm still rolling! This has to be the best I've seen so far!!!\nGood luck on getting a real answer outta them.\n"Well times have changed, and God doesn't allow that kinda thing anymore."
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god will help you.  try to make a good choice.
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HAY IT WILL B UR GREATNESS IF U TEACH ME THE SAME.I REALLY NEED IT VERY BADLY...PLZ DNT TAKE IT AS A JOKE
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If it's something that you really want and God knows you'll be happy, He'll answer your prayer. He knows what He's doing. God knows what's best for people and He knows what they want. You just need to pray and talk to Him. \n\nIf it was really ment to be, God will know. He wants you to be happy.
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sure--you can arm yourself better that way--be ready to beat god down just in case you do see him on judgement day!