what is your laughable joke you have hear?
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There's this Dentist who sees this patient for a tooth extraction. After the process, the patient complained why is it so expensive when the process takes only a while.\nThe dentist replied I can take my time if you like.\n\nI one from yahoo answers. It goes like that\nWhat's a female?\nIts a male with added strength and magnetism. (Fe)male.\n\nHope you enjoy =)
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I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I always laugh at it. Well, my rating is 2970913583563453921569345562598983407 (10/10 for short) I love blonde jokes, have anymore?
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"were both farmers!" hehehe i love that joke!!!cracks me up everytime!
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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I have alot!!\n\nThis guy was painting a tall buliding next to a church. He droped the brush, said "son of a b***h", climbed down the ladder, got the brush, then climbed back up and continued painting. This happened a few more times and everytime he said "son of a b***h". Finally the preacher came out and said "next time you drop the brush say praise the lord". So he dropped the brush, said "praise the lord", the brush floated back up to him and the preacher said 'son of a b***h"\n\n\nWhy is halloween Micheal Jackson's favorite holiday?\nFree Delivery\n\n\nA Cowboy walking into a bar and ordered a coke. He took a drink and said "this tastes funny". So the bartender got him a new one. And he said "thats better" then the bartender said\n"Me Indian, Me play joke, Me go pee-pee in your coke"\nThen the cowboy said "Me cowboy, Me run fast, Me shoot bullet up your A$$"\n\nThis next one I heard on a stand-up comedy show...\n"Drinking and Driving is fun. But getting in a wreak isn't. I was with my friends driving and we hit something. I don't know what it was, but when I woke up I was in a tree, the car was upside down in a ditch and there was a cop there"\n\nCop-Who was driving?\nMan-It wasn't me cause that's not my parking, I park on the tires.\n\nCop-I am trying to figure out who was driving.\nMan-I'm trying to figure out how I got in this tree.\n\nCop-Have you been drinking and driving.\nMan-No, I was f***ed up before I got in the car.\n\nCop-The way you are acting I think I need to give you a drug test.'\nMan- Go ahead, ask me anything. I have been doing drugs for years.\nCop-Do you have a drug problem?\nMan-No, I have planty of weed at home.\n\n\nThis one is fun to do to your friends...lol\nPerson 1- Did you blow bubbles as a kid?\nPerson 2-Yes\nPerson 1-Well, he's back in town and wants you number.\nBoth- lol lmao
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that ... WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER READ!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha....oh my gosh i cant stop laughing!\n\nthank you for the great question, i needed a good laugh
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I dunno, I've heard some pretty stupid jokes...that one is definately in my top ten, though.
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some one playing a very mean joke
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my best mate walked out of the registry office to the sound of an instrumental version of "there may be trouble a-head".\n\nWorked great because various people got the joke at differnet times.
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You gotta be kidding!
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Haha that is by far the funniest question I have ever heard. It made me laugh out loud.
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when i seen this question crapped my self with laughter
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You asked to hear something funny, so I thought I might tell this joke about a broken pencil.  But then I thought, nah that joke is just so pointless.\n\n\nHa Ha Ha
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I have heard this one before and it is still the funniest joke I think I have ever read. Thanks for sharing..
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*laughs at the question*
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077. you almost caused me to spit Earl Grey all over my monitor with that answer.\nI don't think anyone can improve the quality or truth of what you have said, so I'll continue to laugh.