(Yes, I know this is utterly wrong, but) what's the best way to get in her pants?
371968
since you were honest about your question.....make some passes at her and see if she responds\n\nif you get that, what the f*ck is your problem look,you don't have a snowballs chance in hell of getting the coochie.\n\nif you get an awkward response at first that means she could be interested i would only try twice after the first response\n\nwhen the question is closed i would really like to know what happens\n\nthanks
919343
First off, to show your devotion to Paris shave your balls clean.  I mean scorch the earth on this one.  Then get some crotchless panties and wear them  under a trench coat and and get a video camera and go to where she likes to club and jump out in front of her and tell her that you want to make a video of you and her.  Remember to take the trench coat off when you do this.  Shake it like you mean it!
146806
Best: try it on.\nSecond best: use your bra and pants sizes.
110883
Leave it be unless you have good reason to think he's trying to get in her pants. Having a partner shouldn't stop you being able to pay a compliment to someone you think is hot.
204029
Put the backs of her knees on your shoulders in the missionary position, get as deep as you can as fast as hard as you can.  ALways a winner.
1049056
Well, you should stick it in her butt that way she doesn't have to look at your skank ass pervert face. \n\nGross
118748
First of all you have to keep in mine that guys will say and do just about anything to get in a girl's pants. For some it's a game, a conquest, or even pressure from friends. The bottom line is they know that it won't make things better and that it might make things worse but they don't care. Now I'm speaking from experience, run!!!!  If you want to hold on to your most prized possession until you fine the man that not only deserves it but appreciates it run, in the opposite direction; and don't look back. Like I said they know that your relationship won't be better he's basically testing the waters to see if you'll give in. Be strong girl.
508665
What?  You think getting into her vagina is free?
414145
Just walk up and kiss her. then take it from there...
244236
straight on,,,,put ur arms behind her butt,,,,then squeeze it......\nis there any inappropriate way in huggin' a person?????\nwr u from?????????
147804
The second best thing to do would be to call her up sometime...just chat, keep things light and fun and let her know you're still open for a good time.  This opens you right up for being an exsex booty call...not a bad place to be and if you play your cards right, you could just let her talk herself into you again.\n\nThe BEST thing to do is reach your hand between your legs and find your scrotum...now give it a good hard squeeze.   Does it hurt?  If so, congratulations, you found your dignity.  Don't call begging any ex for anything no matter what.  You want her back, let her see you in shape, smiling, having a good time, with another girl on your arm.  It will work like a charm...
17353
Get a picture first and send her yours.  One of you might need an escape route!
546412
tell ur best m8 on her she sounds a wee tramp. or shag her anyway nd then say she keeps asking you and tell ur m8 shes trying to force you in2 having sex wit her.
579626
If you don't want to do anything with that girl and you don't want it to be noticed by your gf, simply just remove her hand(s) from your pants (still there and intact?) without looking at her. If she doesn't give up and continue, you can say something like, "Hey, your purse is not on my pants!" and leave the position you are standing, sitting or whatever.
596430
Pee into water.\n\nNot the most elegant way but conveniently available.
53918
First unroll it about half an inch, then put it on and roll it down, if you wanna be sexy, have her put it on with her mouth. Totally hot!
246419
ask your mommy how men get in HER pants