What is the best Napoleon Dynamite quote?
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I actually liked the line that John Hedder? (the guy that played Napoleon) said in Just Like Heaven...\n\n"I'm like 99.9% parched here.  I could really use a co-la."
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Voltaire.  It's my favorite quote.
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"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"\n--homer j. simpson\n\ncoz the simpson family rock
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"blasted you vile woman."\n\n"i don't want to go to my room, there is a evil monkey there." \n\n"Hey tom is just a fat kid. you fatty fat fat."\n\nYou shall rue the day you mess with my, well start rueing."\n\n"ohh, shhh, ohh, shhh, ohh, shhh".\n\n"all right gigly gigly."\n\n"holy crip it's a crapple."\n\n"Peanut butter jelly time."\n\n"louise I want to make you beauitful."\n\n"i'm a tumor, I'm tumor, I'm a tumor"\n\n"good for you honey"\n\n"I get ice popice in my pants if you want it."\n\n"You starting to piss me off you pigy SOB, call me."\n\n"nothing happen we took a vaction...we were invented ask poland".\n\n"smite them, smite he's cooking something up for you".\n\n"eat the pinecone....if you love louise you eat it."\n\n"left foot right foot left foot right foot."\n\n"victory is mine."\n\nHe is a FAMILY GUY
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Napoleon Dynamite - no cursing, no nudity, just plain funny!!
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I have a few quotes that I really like.\n\n"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"  Elenor Roosevelt\n\n"Presence is more than just being there"  Malcolm Forbes\n\n"The only genuine love worthy of a name is unconditional."  John Powell\n\n\nHope these are helpful!  Congrats, and Good Luck
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Napoleon Dynamite for sure.  It is just way too funny, plus knowing of how successful it was off a low budget, just proves that it is truely a funny movie.  To top it off........there was no swearing or anything sexual too--how many movies are there today that are made like that, that are as funny as Napoleon Dynamite!?!
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The famous GW quote.\n\nFool me one, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me\n+\nWon't Get Fooled Again - by The Who\n= \none fool too many
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I like that Gooners one:\n(to the tune of 'when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....)\n\n“When the spurs start to cry,\nWhen they don’t qualify,\nBlame lasagne.\nWhen they think it's a treat,\nBut it's real dodgy meat,\nBlame lasagne!”
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Blazing Saddles\n\n "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"\n "Baby, I'm NOT from Havana!"\n "Someone's gonna hafta go back and get a sh**load of dimes"\n "Work ,work ,work, ...how ya doin' boys?"\n "How did he does such amazing stunts with those little feet?"\n "...where da white women?"\n\n...shall I go on???
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Here are a few I thought fit the bill...\n\nGeorge Allen\n"People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to."\n\nCalvin Coolidge \n"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."\n\n Dale Carnegie \n"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all." \n\nAristotle\n"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self." \n\nThomas Jefferson\n"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it." \n\nWilliam J.H. Boetcker\n"Never mind what others do; do better than yourself, beat your own record from day to day, and you are a success."
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Benjamin Franklin:\n\n"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."\n\nIt's one of my all-time favorite quotes!\n\n.
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my fav quote is "Life is like a box of choclates.. you'll never know what u gonna get" from "Robert Zemicks" film "Forrest Gump"
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those are all good quotes but this is the one i live by: \n\n"In the end, its the chances we never took that we regret the most" \n\nOn the show frasier, frasier said it on his season finale and i never forgot it, i try to live by it but it is not always easy. i would love to know who originally came up with it is.  whenever i get scared to take a class i just read this saying, i even framed it on my wall
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Well , it's some of my favourite collection of quote of well-known achievers.\n\n1) ' Life as if u to die tomorrow. Learn as if to live forever '.\n      - Mahathma Gandhi\n\n2) ' The forest is magnificent , yet it contains no perfect trees'.\n- Gye Fram\n\n3) ' A man without a purpose ia like a ship without a rudder.\n- Thomas Carlyle\n\n4) ' It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.\n- Brian Tracy\n\n5) ' Reach high , for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep , \n      for every drean proceeds the goals'.\n     - Ralph Vaull Star\n\n6) ' Even i don't reach all my goals , I've gone higher than i\n      would have if i hadn't set any'.\n      - Danielle Fotopoulos\n\n7) ' If u have a purpose in which you can believe , there's no end\n      to the amount of things you can accompolish'.\n      - Marian Anderson\n\n8) ' No set goal achieved satisfies.Success only breeds a new \n      goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless'.\n      - Bette Davis\n\n9) ' Goals are your personal statements of what you are truly  \n      willing to do to achieve what you really want to achieve'.\n      - Denis Waitley\n\n10) ' Goals are dreams with deadlines'.\n- Diana Scharf Hunt\n\n11) ' A goal properly set is halfway reached.\n- Abraham Licoln\n\n12) ' A life is an experiment. The more experiments you make , take better.\n- Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is."\n\n"Whenever I need to 'get away,' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!"\n\n"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."\n\nAll quotes by Jack Handey
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don't s.h.i.t where you eat.............olympia dukakis from moonstruck                    my favorite quote of all time is george carlin......"have you ever noticed all the people against abortion are so ugly you wouldn't wanna f.u.c.k. 'em anyway"