What should a woman do if Dusty sits in her lap?
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Pet Dusty, Dusty likes that
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What!! You and your beloved together having red wine over a nice dinner and you had your laptop open? Tsk Tsk...\n\nSome of the options available:\n\n1. Drop your beloved if she thinks she is more important than your laptop.\n\n2. If she really is that important, drop the laptop on a hard surface and claim insurance.\n\n3. If you can't leave either, give your beloved a nice kiss and a cuddle when she is cleaning the laptop with cotton swabs dipped in Jack Daniels.
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greet her at the airport with her favourite snack and make sure she comes home to a clean house.  she'll be hungry and tired after such a long flight.  might not be romantic but be assured it will definitely be appreciated. that's what i'm hoping my hubby will do for me when i return from seeing my family in the us too.\n\n\ni have no real good suggestions but want to say she sounds like a lucky lass :)
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Dust is dust. It's an irritant. Computer dust is no different from the dust on your great-grandmother's hideous vase in the back of your china cabinent you have to clean every spring. Relax. If she's fine now, then she's okay.
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Stuff a couple of fabric softener sheets in them, put them in a plastic bag and let them sit as long as you can, the longer the better!
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CAUTION: DO NOT TOUCH TOP OF APPLIANCE\nImportant Dust Settling Experiment in Progress!
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Sand.  Hahaha...no really, send them baby wipes.  There is so much dust and sand there that they are used for everything.
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If you don't want to do anything with that girl and you don't want it to be noticed by your gf, simply just remove her hand(s) from your pants (still there and intact?) without looking at her. If she doesn't give up and continue, you can say something like, "Hey, your purse is not on my pants!" and leave the position you are standing, sitting or whatever.
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hey man listen she is your wife treat her like it give her respect and treat her like you would be liked to treated give her some privacy if she didnt like you she wouldnt marry you so believe in her and give her some space!
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Bury her behind your boyfriends house. If he ever dumps you-make an anonymous report to the police that there is a body behind his house.
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Treat her with respect and equality.  Don't ask her to do anything you would not do yourself (except childbirth).  If you are sitting still and she is doing something, get up and help.  When having a dispute, attack the issue not the person.  Communicate your needs, wishes and dreams, and be open and receptive to hers.
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Take a dump.. then put on rubber gloves and a mask while handling it...
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Don't worry too much...Yes,the dust is not good,but that what really "kills" and afflicts our health is STRESS..GOOD LUCK!!!
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the beanbag. unless there's a dude sitting on it already, then i'd sit in his lap.
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just tell her to clean it. its personal hygiene.....
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Particles of dust are everywhere. As long as there is air to breath, there will be dust particles. And those dust particles can and will get anywhere, including on your stuff. As to what to do about it, I don't really know.
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You should be grounded.\n\n...or raise the humidity, wear cotton clothes, quit dragging your feet and sit still.