what movie is this line from? beer for me whiskey for my horse?
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A VERY YOUNG JAN MICHAEL-VINCENT!\nBITE THE BULLET ALSO STARRED\nGENE HACKMAN AND JAMES COLBURN!!!
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rent the movie "A time for drunken horses"
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"...but what the name of Horse it rode in on?"\n\nLaw
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this movies is a classic i  think i know like everysingle line in it heres a few of my favourites because i just can't choose 1\n Because I am hard, you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! \n\nHoly dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! \n\nToday ... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! \n(had to watch it to rememeber all that one)\nSon, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardballworld, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. \n My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit . . . yes. But am alive. And I am not afraid.
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Dan Baird's Dixie Beauderan\n\n\nDoes it say\nHe drunk daddy don't give a damn.
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Huey Lewis and the News, "Looking for a Stallion":\n\n"Looking for a stallion\nLooking for a stallion\nI'm taking what they're giving\n'Cuz I'm looking for a stallion."
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National Velvet. That poor girl. It's a frickin' movie about a race horse, not a girls name!
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"You brought him here to kill me!!" (Star Wars 3)\n"My mama always said 'Life is like a box of chocolates, *mouth full* you never know what you're gonna get' " (Forrest Gump)\n"I enjoyed last night, James.  But it really is death for breakfast." (Die Another Day)\n"Vodka martini; shaken, not stirred" (DUH)\n"Jus cause im 10 doesnt mean Im stupid! I know what 'excrement' means!" (Agent Cody Banks)\n"1500 people went into the sea; when Titanic sank from under us.  There were twenty boats floating nearby, and only 1 came back. One. Six were saved from the water; myself included. SIX! Out of 1500!  Afterward, the seven hundred people in the boats, had nothing to do but wait.  Wait to die, wait to live. Wait for an absolution, which would never come." (Titanic)\n"Hi boys and girls.  Today, we'll be talking about dinosaurs.  ITS A DINOSAURUS LINE!!! (DAAAAA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!) AND PLEASE WELCOME THE KING! (DUN DUN DUNNNNN, DUN DUN DUNNNNNN, DUN DUN DUNNNNN [ITS A DINNER SHOW] DUN DUN DUNNNN) HEY WHERE YOU FROM? IM GONNA MAKE YOU LUNCH! ALRIGHT!  UH UH!! LADYS AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR CLAWS TOGETHER, FOR JAMES BRONNNNNNNASAURUS! (BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!) I EAT WOOD (DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN) IT TASTES GOOD (DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN) NO MEAT, BIG FEET, I EAT WOOD (BUM BUM BUM BUM OWW!) OOH GOTTA HELP MYSELF! CANT GO ON, CANT GO ON! IM GOING EXTINCT! ALRIGHT, THANK YOU JAMES! BUT RIGHT NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ITS TIME FOR THE RAPTOR RAP! YO, IM A RAPTOR, DOIN WHAT I CAN, GONNA EAT EVERYTHING TILL THE APPEARANCE OF MAN! YO, YO, SEE ME; IM LIVIN BELOW THE SOIL! ILL BE BACK, BUT IM COMIN AS OIL!!!" (Mrs. Doubtfire)\n"Ouch }{ no, I got molested by a hot tube last night, long story." (Out Cold)
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mos def it is billy madison.  greatest movie ever, never fails to make me laugh when i am having a bad day.  "stop looking at me, swan!!!!"
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um, I'm drawing a blank here...\n\nOh, BEER!
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TombStone was full of memorable lines especially Doc Holliday.I particularly enjoyed his lines with Kate his lady companion. "Why Kate your not wearing a bussel" "you sweet Hungarian devil"   " I'll be your Huckleberry thats just my game"  " It appears that he is an  educated man yeah now I'm sure I hate him."
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Its a quote from a movie\n\nTommy Boy (1995)\n\nTommy: You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cos I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.
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dirty joke\nwhite horse fell in mud
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Blue Jacket   or...\n\nRed Admiral (they all used to drink! Lol)
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It's from "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story."  Spoken by Patches O'Houlihan (played by Rip Torn).
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ahahahahahahaha...o boy!! *classic*!\n\nlol..o my o my!... its FUNNY!! 10+ :)\n\nhere's 1 in return! :) \n\nTwo old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub \ndrinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George, \n"George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you \npour a couple of beers o'er me grave?" \n\nGeorge says, "Why certainly, but could I pour \nit through me bladder fist?" \n\nenjoy!
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2.\n\nAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"\nThe man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."\nSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.\nThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."\nThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.\nThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.\nEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.\nThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."\nThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."\n\n guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.\n"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.\nThe Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."\nSo, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.\nThe English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity. \nAgain, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."\nThe Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." \nThe Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."\n\n\nWhat do you call a Scots woman with one leg? \nEileen.\n\n\nAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.\nThe Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."\nThe Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."\nThe Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"\n\n\nJock decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" cuz every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear!\n\n\nHow do you get a Highlander onto the roof?\nTell him the drinks are on the house.\n\n\nNowadays the Scots do not play bagpipes to frighten their enemies, they do it to annoy their neighbours.\n\n\n\nA Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.\nEveryone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.\nA guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.\nAnother guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.\nThis guy pays his £50. \nThen a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.\n"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."\n\n\nWhat do