Would you rather poop a soft ball or pee a marble?
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I wouldn't poop a soft ball 'cuz it's too big for my hole in my butt. And I might end up my butt beatboxing around... ummm... what's the connection.... well, And I wouldn't pee a marble 'cuz it will totally, super, duperly hurt!!! It's like having a stone in your kidney, just the marble is round making it easier to push out, than the irregular shaped stones, but the marble is way bigger... \n\nBut if I were to decide on my own and if I could break the question, I would poop a marble, instead... that's kinda fun!! yay!!! hehehe...\n\nBut I wonder if how could I swallow a soft ball before I could poop it... And how will the marble become liquid, for it to go out and pee it...\n\nAnd I wonder if it will happen the other way around... If i will pee a soft ball... if that happens, I almost gave birth to baby, but in this case it's a ball... like only a head of a baby... wow! my baby will be body-less not headless!!! And if that happens all the time... my pee hole will expand, that will push me to use  "Dr. P"... The diapers for the old ones... Why? ?cuz my urine will come out automatically... Why do I know that??? 'Cuz my friend's mom is like that because she has many kids... It's kinda harsh and disgusting... And if this happens to a guy, I would say "condolence"....
674234
i'd try a cotten ball and rubbing alcohal
355756
and kidney stones..I'd rather defecate a bowling ball then do that again
659855
both because you sitting on your butt
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ha ha. you pee out of two holes!
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I like the after-sex pee when you don't know which direction it's gonna go. I'd like to set up a betting system. By the way, I like your sense of humor.
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I'd rather prefer intelligence
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Im not sure what one i would choose...but protecting your balls is very important.
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Are you saying that you like to taste balls?
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Sprite, but Coke is better\nb
725042
so you are saying you like poopcicles
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I would drink the toilet water.  I know it would be nasty, but surely you could flush it and get fresh water.  I would train the rat to go out and bring me food.....cheese, bread, whatever he was eating, lol.  I would name the rat Harvey.  I would fix him up a little rat home in my abandoned cell.  Heck, I would want a friend in there!  Just me and Harvey, drinking toilet water and eating cheese and peanuts.....
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The act of eating poop.
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Carry around a rabbit's foot or a four leaf clover :P
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Do you need to poop? I'm just saying.....
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A volleyball. Or tennis ball. Or birdie. Or ping pong ball.
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Anywhere in my house , preferably sitting on the toilet