tell me quotations i wanna abuse a girl in e euphemistic way she is a miser?
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"Show me the money, honey!"
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*Half of the people in the world are below average. (Anonymous)\n\n*"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" - (Jake Johansen) \n\nYou have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking fivemiles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we doesn't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneris\n\nIf a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey \n\nJoin the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. ~Unknown\n\nI'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.\n\nSmile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.\n\n"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."\n\n"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown\n\nDo not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
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"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." - When given something, don't be ungrateful.\n\n"Her reply was outrageous and <over the top>." - Very exaggerated and ridiculous.\n\n"She sang terribly and had <Van Gogh's ear for music>. - Tone deaf.\n\n"We're going to party <until the cows come home>!" - For a long, indefinite time.\n\n"She was <wearing the pants>, and she ruled the house." - Being in charge, refers to women who dominate over their husbands.\n\n"Although he acted sweet, he was secretly a <wolf in sheep's clothing>." - Refers to someone who is secretly out to harm you while putting on a friendly face.
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tause you hab a tinky twat
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Tell tham that I am a mad.\n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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tell ur best m8 on her she sounds a wee tramp. or shag her anyway nd then say she keeps asking you and tell ur m8 shes trying to force you in2 having sex wit her.
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sounds like its time for you to give her a slap!!!
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I think you should spank her
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by Cake \nShort Skirt, Long Jacket \n\nI want a girl with a mind like a diamond\nI want a girl who knows what’s best\nI want a girl with shoes that cut\nAnd eyes that burn like cigarettes\n\nI want a girl with the right allocations\nWho’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack\nShe’s playing with her jewelry\nShe’s putting up her hair\nShe’s touring the facilities\nAnd picking up the slack\nI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.\n\nI want a girl who gets up early\nI want a girl who stays up late\nI want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity\nWho uses a machete, to cut her red tape\n\nWith fingernails that shine like justice\nAnd a voice that is dark like tainted glass\nShe is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack\nShe’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack\nI want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket\n\nI want a girl with smooth liquidation\nI want a girl with the right dividends\nAt City Bank we will meet accidentally\nWe’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen\n\nShe wants a car with a cupholder armrest\nShe wants a car that will get her there\nShe’s changing her name\nFrom Kitty to Karen\nShe’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron\nI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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http://humanities.byu.edu/elc/student/idioms/idiomsmain.html
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SCREW THAT UGLY CHICK \nignore her
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Jesus Mary and Joseph! = Ssh! Jade enjoys a rump.\n\nTower of Babel! = Bra be felt. Woo!\n\nThou shalt not covet = Hot scat hoe volt nut\n\nGet behind thee Satan = A ban. Hide gents teeth.\n\nThe book of Genesis = Be on hot sis of geek\n\nThe ten commandments = Hmm. Men dance to tents\n\nPontius Pilate and the Romans = A neanderthals spit up motion\n\nWe are Legion = We oral Genie
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"
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Can some one bring me my chapstick? My lips are real bad, GOSH!!\n                  -Napolian Dynomite
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Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
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She is not nice. WWJD?