MAY BE LIL FUNNNNNYyy?
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed. \n\nHe orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: \n\n"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." \n\nTo which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"
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something tells me "someone" is being a little... pervy! ;P
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LMAO + LAUGHING MY ASS OFF......
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haha,That was a good prank!!I think finding a good sence of humor after this,I guess it makes a cool person,lol!
561042
ha ha, that's funny.\nyes, i suppose so
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that's hilarious..but kinda childish...lol but good one..might use that from now one..jks jks!
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BUt it is kinda fun isn't it?
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lol....now thats creative...very funnie...he he
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U sure are boo!!! Very cool and u made me laugh!
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and this is supposed to be funny?
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:-D\nFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sound like a funny joke 2 me
638481
lmao: laughing my a$$ off
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probably not, but it's funny as heck.
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yesssssss\n\nmath is kind of fun
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Its Funny till someone gets hurt...then its HILARIOUS!!!!!
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Oh HA HA!! Very funny.\n\nxxB