I gave my grandmother a dildo for her birthday as a joke, and when she opened it in front of everybody, she?
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Yes and you are going to hell! j/k.  She probably had the prostitute gulit on her chest and once she told her secret she was freed to the afterlife.
339677
She can't put out anymore; she's probably making love to dozens of men already, who are laughing about your cluelessness.\n\nNobody can answer this question. Grow up. Think about whether this is an appropriate forum for this kind of thing.
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keep it hidden and do not use it until your birthday comes around.  then tell them that your friend got it for you for your birthday.  you can't say no to a birthday present.  if they accuse you of anything say, "mom, dad, they gave it to me for my birthday because you wouldn't let me have it earlier.  it is a genunine gift.  please let me have it now."\n\nta da.  don't sneak around with it.  they would find out.
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OMG willy has a point!   ^^^^^\nyou think thats THE prince william?\nwell did they ruin her knickers?\nif not whats the big deal?\nsheesh
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Rofl...\n\nheres a joke for you...\n\nA young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".\n\nInstantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.\n\nThis time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".\n\nAgain, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
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say it was the wrong gift it was for someone else or say it was a joke
2819
May be a grandmother!
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i don't think so. but she was a wild one! i heard hef spied irene at a restaurant and came up with the playboy cartoon granny.
1091971
.... hahaha .... ok that was funny ... blue vagina !\n\nSorry I had to laugh ... It's almost time for me to go home from work and I get a little antsy ... !\n\nI'm not sure what would cause her "thing" to hurt like that .. maybe she was just soar from her "thing" being enlarged, swollen & wet  ( which happens with the right amount of foreplay )
735330
WOW!!!! I should go get shamoo to puke! LOL\n\n=) SHE IS LUCKY!
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an epileptic...dude this joke is so old....
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That is the funniest question I have seen on this forum for a long time.\nWhere you ever thought that up from I will never know, thanks you made my day.\nMy wife thinks I am a complete nutter to think it was funny , but you know what women are like.
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I'm Earl. I'm with Ethel. Boy is she a gas. She is a regular gal, when she gets moving and gets the lead out. Do they have that birthmark that looks like New Jersey on their buttocks( Forest Gump)?  When your wife/girlfriend( 12 will get you twenty) said filler up, I took her litterally. She got the  toaster and the five free fill ups.
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played with one, burned it afterward, still have nightmares, and so do my friends. if this isnt creepy i dont know what is. but i was with a group of my friends none of them knew my grandmothers name, her real name. we called her nana and they were all on the board and we were joking that it wasnt real that everyone alwasy knows the answers and they asked what my grandmothers name was and it spelled it out. even her middle name which i didnt even know and i called and asked my mom what her full name was and the damn board got it right. we felt something of a presence in the room and we turned all the lights back on and put the thing in the fire place and burnt it to $#!T so if you want to play with it have fun but its real.
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You are a very bad clown!\nYou should have tied a string to it first and then kept pulling it away! Where's your creativity?\nAnd before anyone spazzes I,m kidding.
510456
Does your mother know you are playing on the Internet asking people such questions?\n\nYou need to mind your own business.
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Hah!   I would have said that a while ago.      I  and  an increasing number of  Q & A  members are finding themselves being outrageously and  arbitrarily  censored...  having either a  question or an answer deleted by Yahoo for no other reason  than  that somebody thought it would be a fun thing to report   a  non-existent  "abuse"     Yahoo does not look into the allegation to see if it  was at all valid, and  evidently  they don't give a  darn.    So before you  get too comfortable  with your  feelings of  "lovely  freedom to  express your thoughts and ideas"   wait  a  while.    It  seems to have become  the current  fun thing to do to  somebody who hasn't posted a doggone thing that you would even hesitate  to let your grandmother read.