"your pretty when im drunk" "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" lyrics
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bloodhound gang, yes\n\n\nhttp://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/youreprettywhenimdrunk.html
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its a tie b/w\nBasketCase- the lyrics r cool and it rocks. i like the part where he says\n"i went to a whore HE says my life is a bore."\n\ngood riddance (Time of Your Life)-the song makes me reminisce, i tear up a little.\n\nyw -kypria- =p
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"Beer" by Reel Big Fish.\n\nIIf I get drunk well\nI'll pass out on the floor now baby,\nYou won't bother me no more.....
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Panic! at the disco. the song is "I write sins not tragedies" :)\n"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"\n\nOh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,\nand I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:\n"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.\n"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."\n\nI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.\nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...\n\nWell in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved\nWell this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne\nOh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved\nWell this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne\n\nI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.\nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.\n\nAgain...\n\nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.\nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.\n\nAgain...
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The kinks -  \n\nI met her in a club down in old soho\nWhere you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:\nCoca-cola]\nC-o-l-a cola\nShe walked up to me and she asked me to dance\nI asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola\nL-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola\n\nWell Im not the worlds most physical guy\nBut when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine\nOh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola\nWell Im not dumb but I cant understand\nWhy she walked like a woman and talked like a man\nOh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola\n\nWell we drank champagne and danced all night\nUnder electric candlelight\nShe picked me up and sat me on her knee\nAnd said dear boy wont you come home with me\nWell Im not the worlds most passionate guy\nBut when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola\nLo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola\nLola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola\n\nI pushed her away\nI walked to the door\nI fell to the floor\nI got down on my knees\nThen I looked at her and she at me\n\nWell thats the way that I want it to stay\nAnd I always want it to be that way for my lola\nLo-lo-lo-lo lola\nGirls will be boys and boys will be girls\nIts a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola\nLo-lo-lo-lo lola\n\nWell I left home just a week before\nAnd Id never ever kissed a woman before\nBut lola smiled and took me by the hand\nAnd said dear boy Im gonna make you a man\n\nWell Im not the worlds most masculine man\nBut I know what I am and Im glad Im a man\nAnd so is lola\nLo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola\nLola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
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LYRICS :\n\nOh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, \nand I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: \n"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. \n"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." \n\nI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" \nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. \nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" \nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... \n\nWell in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved \nWell this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne \nOh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved \nWell this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne \n\nI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" \nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. \nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" \nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. \n\nAgain... \n\nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" \nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. \nI'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" \nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. \n\nAgain...
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The lyrics are on the page below.
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On Again Tonight-by Trent Willmon\n\nI'm glad you picked up the phone.\nYeah, I know that we both agreed,\nWe'd leave each other alone.\nWe're just wastin' our time,\nWe know it ain't right.\nThere's no goin' back, but havin' said that:\n\nI wish you would come over,\nAn' drink my best bottle of wine.\nIf you can lay on my shoulder,\nAn' I can lean on you just one more time.\nYou can mess up head, \nAn' mess up my bed,\nAn' leave before the mornin' light.\nI need your on again, off again, on again tonight.\n\nI don't expect things to change.\nWe've got to get on with our lives.\nSpace is a beautiful thing,\nWhen you need some room.\nI don't know about you, but I'm lonely right now:\nI'm just thinkin' out loud.\n\nI wish you would come over,\nAn' drink my best bottle of wine.\nYou can lay on my shoulder,\nAn' I can lean on you just one more time.\nYou can mess up head,\nAn' mess up my bed,\nAn' leave before the mornin' light.\nAn' I need your on again, off again, on again tonight.\n\nWell, no, I don't care; I can come over there,\nAn' I can drink your best bottle of wine:\n'Cause I need your on again, off again, on again;\nYour on again, off again, on again tonight.\nAgain tonight.
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It appears to be The Clapping Song, by Shirley Ellis.
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All right!\n\nBreak me down, you got a lovely face\nWe're going to your place\nAnd now you got to freak me out\nScream so loud, getting fuckin' laid\nYou want me to stay, but I got to make my way\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\n\nTake it ALL, the paper is your game\nYou jump in bed with fame\nAnother one night paid in full, uh\nYou're so fine, it won't be a loss\nCashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\n\nGet the video\nFuck you so good\nGet the video\nFuck you so good\n\nCrazy bitch\nCrazy bitch\nCrazy...bitch\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back, come on\n\nBaby girl\nYou want it all\nTo be a star\nYou'll have to go down\nTake it off\nNo need to talk\nYou're crazy\nBut I like the way you fuck me\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\n\nHey\nYou're crazy bitch\nBut you fuck so good, I'm on top of it\nWhen I dream, I'm doing you all night\nScratches all down my back to keep me right on\nYou keep me right on\n\nYou're crazy\nBut I like the way you fuck me
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Here's to me in my sober mood,\nWhen I ramble, sit, and think.\nHere's to me in my drunken mood,\nWhen I gamble, sin, and drink.\nAnd when my days are over,\nAnd from this world I pass,\nI hope they bury me upside down,\nSo the world can kiss my ass
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When you get what you want in your struggle for self\nand the world makes you king for a day\nJust go to a mirror and look at yourself\nAnd see what that man has to say.\n\nFor it isn't your parents, your children or wife\nWho judgment upon you must pass\nThe fellow whose verdict counts most in your life\nIs the one staring back from the glass.\n\nSome people may think you a straight-shooting chum\nAnd call you a wonderful guy\nBut the man in the glass says you're only a bum\nIf you can't look him straight in the eye.\n\nHe's the fellow to please; never mind all the rest\nFor he's with you clear up to the end\nAnd you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test\nIf the man in the glass is your friend.\n\nYou may fool the whole world down the pathway of life\nAnd get pats on your back as you pass\nBut your final reward will be heartaches and tears\nIf you've cheated the man in the glass.
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"The Waitress" by Jane Siberry\n\nClick here:\n\nhttp://www.smoe.org/nbh/lyrics/nbh/waitress.html
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You said the way my blue eyes shined, \nPut those Georgia stars to shame that night \nI said: "That's a lie" \nJust a boy in a Chevy truck, \nThat had a tendency of gettin' stuck, \nOn backroads at night \nAn' I was right there beside him all summer long \nAn' then the time we woke up to find that summer'd gone \n\nBut when you think: Tim McGraw, \nI hope you think my favorite song \nThe one we danced to all night long: \nThe moon like a spotlight on the lake \nWhen you think happiness, \nI hope you think: "That little black dress" \nThink of my head on your chest, \nAn' my old faded blue jeans \nWhen you think Tim McGraw, \nI hope you think of me \n\nSeptember saw a month of tears, \nAn' thankin' God that you weren't here, \nTo see me like that \nBut in a box beneath my bed, \nIs a letter that you never read, \nFrom three summers back \nIt's hard not to find it all a little bitter sweet, \nAn' lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe: \n\nWhen you think: Tim McGraw, \nI hope you think my favorite song \nThe one we danced to all night long: \nThe moon like a spotlight on the lake \nWhen you think happiness, \nI hope you think: "That little black dress" \nThink of my head on your chest, \nAn' my old faded blue jeans \nWhen you think Tim McGraw, \nI hope you think of me \n\nAnd I'm back for the first time since then: \nI'm standin' on your street, \nAn' there's a letter left on your doorstep, \nAn' the first thing that you'll read: \n\nIs: "When you think: Tim McGraw, \n"I hope you think my favorite song" \nSome day you'll turn your radio on, \nI hope it takes you back to that place \nWhen you think happiness, \nI hope you think: "That little black dress" \nThink of my head on your chest, \nAn' my old faded blue jeans \nWhen you think Tim McGraw, \nI hope you think of me \nOh, think of me, \nMmmm \n\nYou said the way my blue eyes shined, \nPut those Georgia stars to shame that night \nI said: "That's a lie"
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I love her! It's from "Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"...\n\n"You know what burns my butt?...A flame about three feet high"\n\nMakes me laugh every time.\n\nThe other is " laughter through tears is my favorite emotion" from Steel Magnolias.
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i have a sleepover with my girls, and we always tell each other how pretty we look or something, we just hang out and have fun!!!  thats what life's all about!  so ..  as the song goes..    \n\ndont worry! be happy! dont worry, be happy now!!!  oooooo-ooooo.. \n\nso, just remember ..\nyou are beautiful, no matter what they say, words cant bring me down.\n\nlol, i really hte that song, but seriusly, sometimes its true, and u just gotta remember it cuz otherwise ur life will suck if ur not happy with urself...\n\n\nnow! if ur happy and u know it, clap ur hands, if ur happy and u know it, clap ur hands,  \nif ur happy and u know it, and u really wanna show it,\nif ur happy and u know it, clap ur hands!!!!\n\nand now i am reading a chinese fortune dedicated to you:\nWealth will come through marriage or home.\n\n\nok, thats interesting, so be happy cuz i guess ur gonna marry some rich guy!
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I write sins not tragedies lyricsby Panic At The Disco  \nOh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,\nand I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of\n words:\n"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says the bridesmaid \nto a waiter.\n"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." \n\nI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn \ndoor?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise \nand rationality.\nI'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...\n\nWell in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage \nis saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!\nOh! Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our \nmarriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, \npour the champagne!\n\nI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn \ndoor?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise \nand rationality.\nI'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise \nand rationality.\n\nAgain...\n\nI'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise \nand rationality.\nI'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"\nNo, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise \nand rationality.\n\nAgain...