I don't want to feed grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub...what should I do?
368927
oh, c'mon.. she's your grandma.  I bet she feeds bacon to you while you're in the bathtub.  Be a team player!
136536
old remedy..\n\ntake 1" piece of raw bacon and tape in over boil. leave overnite.(use sensitive skin tape)..this will cause boil to come to surface and usually pop.clean thouroughly!
615472
LOL, this is something I had to accept as a wife.  It happens.  So keep a candle in the bathroom, light it asap and put it on the ledge of the tub.  Then courtesy flush as often as possible.
288580
I assume you are asking how to deal with your boyfriends Grandma.  I agree you need to talk to your boyfriends but don't be rude about it.  The next time she brings it up just say different people believe different things and we all have to do what we feel comfortable.  I grew up Catholic and my mother in law hates the catholic religion and bashes it constantly.  I would just listen to her and say well that's not what I learned or believe but you have a right to your opinion.  You don't want to upset his grandma especially if they are close.  Try to avoid the subject and learn about a few things she likes so you can ask her questions and keep her busy talking about other things.
222059
Is there anything other than cheap bologna?  I mean, no bologna is expensive, it's pretty much all cheap.  You certainly aren't going to find it lined up next to the sirloin, and T-bones at the meat counter.\n\nAs far as why your grandmother's bathroom smells like that, I really couldn't tell you.  Maybe she has some under the counter in there to snack on when she is going to be awhile.
1027219
I say rap him in bacon so he does not get the virgins.
399844
i have a lot of ideas. Sweet almond oil works, and try to take a bath put instant oatmeal in it while bathing. yea i kno it sounds weird. or if u have at least half a box of baking soda add it to a bath.
866294
Many people believe that bladder infections are caused by poor hygiene in that region. This is untrue! It is much more common in women due to the fact that our urethra is much shorter. She should try drinking cranberry juice and a topical vaginal cream containing estrogen. Both of these things have been proven to help reduce the incidence of reccurent cystitis (your grandma's bladder infections). Acupuncture is also shown to help. Since they're reccurrent, it could be an indication of a more serious problem (a sickle-cell disease or an anatomical malformation). Has your grandmother been in the hospital using urinary catheters - those things can lead to infection. In any case, it sounds like this will need further investigation - probably ultrasounds of the kidneys and X-rays of the urological system. There will most likely be treatment available. Good luck!
67012
F**k Fear, Drink Beer.\nSave Water, bathe with neighbours daughter.
746920
Stay near the bathroom!
568353
I think that's a hard one.I'm sure that it does bother you but she probably will have a hard time changing this rather disgusting habit.Therefore I would suggest that you do your best to control your uncontrollable desire to smack the food right out of her mouth.She is your mother and she deserves your respect. I'm sure she could name a list of your less desirable qualities as well after all she was the one who wiped your bottom for two or three years when you couldn't do it yourself. If it bothers you that much and after talking to her about it without food in her pie hole she still insists on the seee food approach. Well perhaps its time to avoid dinner with her and your friends. Good luck!
781884
You can always have breakfast for dinner. I do it all the time. I think you would enjoy a bowl of Wheaties. You could eat it almost anywhere and how relaxing to eat it in your hot-tub. Hope you enjoy. ;)
1076731
yep... sound a little vampirish(and just plain gross!!)......*eyes squint*.... tell her, that if she loves u that she should eat a plate of garlic bread. if she doesn't agree to it, i suggest u run the hell out!!!!
513550
I feel you should let them know. If they can't accomodate your diet, don't go. You shouldn't have to eat the side dishes...shame on them. Call them and have a talk with them.
857594
Tell grandma to relax and let someone else chew up the air for a while. She's your grandma, she's older and deserves courtesy, but she isn't made of glass so she won't break and she knows better than anyone when she's overstepping the boundaries, unless of course, she's been running amok for so long she doesn't recognize them anymore. In which case, point them out.  Say to her "This is my wife, she is here because she enjoys your company, I am going to do some chores for you and I expect to get her back in the same cheerful mood I am leaving her with you.  Got it Grandma?" and then smile, wink or kiss her on the top of the head or the cheek, so that she knows you love her, but that you aren't letting her blacken you or your wife's mood.  Give your wife a flag to waive if you have to, but bring grandma down to earth once in a while.  Leave if you have to, in the middle of your chores or your wife's visit, if she doesn't heed your warning. \n\nExpect from  your grandma the same as you would from anyone else.\n\nEverybody loves to run amok, older people, young people, we all do what we want until someone tells us no. Say no.
877183
what do you do after you eat a bald pu$$y\n\nput the diaper back on LOL
548102
Tell them you have the shitts and can't leave your bathroom. I think it was that Chinese food we ate last night...