What is the funniest joke in da world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were out hunting, when Thibodeaux collapsed with a heart attack.  Boudreaux panicked and called 911.  The operator calmed him down, and said, "First, check to make sure he is really dead."  The operator waited on the line, then suddenly heard a big "BLAM."  Then Boudreaux got back on the phone and said, "ok, what do I do next?"
695570
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bonk.............oops thats the sound of me laughing my head off!!!!!!
1120934
ahahahahahahha!! * iam !! that guy deserves a beating ...now u deserve a LAUGH!! on this JOKE!!! wtg! its hilarious 10 stars...geewahuahua!!! ;) thx
982937
I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
695118
That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
1135780
OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
755859
that was toooooooo good , i wish i could think of jokes that good. hahahahahahah rotfl lol, lmfao
904970
I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
548784
i like your jokes, your funny!!
1181097
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
956305
Hahahahahahaaaahhhhhaa!That was really funny!That was the best joke i've heard/seen in a loooooooooooooggggggggggggggggggg time!I gave you a good question rating!
399355
"were both farmers!" hehehe i love that joke!!!cracks me up everytime!
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Read this joke for a change.....\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, 'Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix.' The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, 'I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.' \n\nThey walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, 'Come on in.' They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' \n'Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.' the husband replied.\n\n'No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.' \n\n'OK, great!' the husband said. ' I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem - it's the least I could do. \n\nAnd you, what do you want?' the genie said, looking at the wife. 'I want a house in every country of the world,' she said. 'Consider it done.' the genie replied. 'And what's your wish, genie?', the husband said. \n\n'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made love to a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.' The husband looks at the wife and said, 'Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care.' The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, 'How old is your husband, anyway?'\n'35.' she replied. 'And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing.'
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LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
816498
That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
567944
hahaahha thts a funny one man ...hhaahahah...nice one!!!keep it going...
872517
funny. thank you, i just heard the worst three jokes of my life but you saved me from sorrow. I appreciate it lol.