what's the punchline?
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And the first woman replied "Well you should have opend the freezer end we both wouldn't be here talking about this"
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And what is the question?
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Euthenasia........... yeah, Saturday Night Live ran this joke twenty years ago.\n\nNo problem.  It's still funny.
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There's a section for jokes dude, recategorize your question
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what's the question??
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Go to jokes and riddles for a while. This is getting to you.
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good surprise punch line
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The punchline is HOW he caught said fish: He hurled sticks of dynamite into the lake from the shoreline and had his underlings haul in whatever floated to the surface after things settled down again. A true sportsman.\n\nP.S. In an extraordinarily sick and twisted sort of way, perhaps this really WAS the high point of his loathsome presidency...
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what is the question here?
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Did a teacher tell you this and now you wonder?  Or is this a mathematical riddle?\n\nIf the former, I don't see the inconsistency.  If the latter, I can't wait for the punchline.
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there is a separate section for jokes ...
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What's the question?  Or is there a joke somewhere in there?
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I woulde tell the following joke and hope the punch line was understood:\nA famous English tea taster, believing he had tasted every tea known to man, decided to retire. At his retirement party, someone mentioned a tea made from the hair of a koala bear and only available in a small town called Mercy in the Australian Outback.\nWell, because he hadn't tried this tea, the tea taster postponed his retirement and set off for Australia. After his British Airways flight landed in Sydney, he switched to Qantas for a flight to Alice Springs then to a bus which took him to Mercy, deep in the Outback.\nWalking along the only street in Mercy, he found a small bar, went inside, sat down at the counter and asked the barman if he could have a cup of the famous tea made from the hair of a koala bear.\nThe barman went back to the kitchen an a few minutes later returned with a cup of the tea. The English tea taster took a sip and immediately spat it out.\n"This tea is vile, the worst I've ever tasted," he exclaimed. "It is also full of hair; the very least you could have done is strain it."\nThe barman, somewhat taken aback, said: "But sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."
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once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
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if i fill in punchine, then i get a redirection to punchin, and that says "see puncheon" and that is:\n\npun·cheon 1 Pronunciation (pnchn)\nn.\n1. A short wooden upright used in structural framing.\n2. A piece of broad, heavy, roughly dressed timber with one face finished flat.\n3. A punching, perforating, or stamping tool, especially one used by a goldsmith.\n\ni think the 3rd one is what you're looking for\n\na punchline however...\n\nA punch line is the final part of a joke, usually the word, sentence or exchange of sentences which is intended to be funny and to provoke laughter from listeners.\n\nFor instance, in the following well-known joke:\n\n    A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.\n\n    The bartender asks: "Hey, where did you find the pig?"\n\n    "It's not a pig, it's a duck," the man answers.\n\n    To which the barman replies: "I was talking to the duck".\n\n\n\n"I was talking to the duck" is the punch line: if people laugh at the joke, it's when they hear that part.\n\nPunch lines generally derive their humor from being unexpected. "Punch line" is probably an Americanism, but the "punch" could be related to biting lines delivered by the "Punch" character in Punch and Judy shows. In previous centuries, a joke was sometimes a "bite" or a "hit."\n\nThe classic stand-up punch line sound is a rimshot on drums.
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who's line.... that show cracks me up!
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No. You sound like someone who is very bad at delivering punchlines.\nYou need practice mate.