are you my biological parent?
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It's true, I am indeed your real parent. You only ever had on, I made you out of an old cereal box and some cardboard tubes.\n\nI painted you in all sorts of colours, and stood you up, Then you spoke. You said you were going to run away and never come back. "Pinocchio!!!" I cried. "Don't leave me!"\n\nBut still, off you went. I tried to find you so that I could set fire to you, but you were long gone. I put an advert in the paper, saying "MISSING BOY MADE OF CARDBOARD - If you see him, burn him or cut him up to make Christmas decorations"\n\nNobody phoned. Nobody found you. I gave up hope, became a recluse, started eating my own shoes.\n\nI cried for hours every day (mainly because my feet hurt).\n\nNow you resurface, and want to know who I am.\n\nWell let me tell you who I am. I am Big Daddy Shoebox. I have been used and abused, torn to shreds by my own son. Please leave me alone. Don't attempt to contact me again.
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Need to know the facts of life?  Ask your parents.
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my mom's dead and i'm not gay. does your mom know you're on the internet?
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ask from your parent !
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Uh..ask your mom or dad or congressman.
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I am human.  What is yours?
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well i've never met my biological father. Um my "mom" was never a real mom. i was raised by television shows. i was molested by my aunt. my mom beat me with extention cords, fists to the face etc. Um should i keep goin'?
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Zero ... all children have biological parents.  Caring parents is another story.
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ask him who his father is
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My birth mother found me, but it took years.  She knew only my Adopted last name and the religion of my parents.  she researched painstakingly through computer phone books.  Since then(98) I have helped others.  No money required.  Contact me, and give me what info you do have.  I can help.
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The alleles you get from your mom and dad. (biological)
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Your mom, your dad, and you.
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Are you me?\nAm I you?
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Search in yahoo white pages, google search, I found my biological mother using these search engines.
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does your mom know that you're online?
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Ask your parent or guardian.
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You are really made up of your own cells from the very beginning of development. Half of your DNA, which is the blueprint for you body, comes from your mother and half from your father, so your cells are never exactly like your mother's. \n\nWhen you are born, you are made up completely of your own cells. But, you are really made of of all the atoms and nutrients that came from your mother's body. When she says you are her flesh and blood, it definitely means that you are connected, and she did give you half of your DNA, but your cells (and the rest of you) are put together in a way that is all your own.\n\nYou were once all of your mother's atoms, and your body is constantly renewing itself with new molecules. I don't know how long it would take for a complete exchange though. Some things could last a really long time.\n\nNonethless...it's good to be nice to your mom ;)