What do u get when u cross a parrot with an umbrella?
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PolyUnsaturated....\n\nbooya!
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Bleeding. As in that's whay they make my ears do. I absolutely hate parrots. How anyone could want one for a pet is beyond me.
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The Magician and The Parrot\n\n\nA  magician worked on a cruise ship. \nThe audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.\n\nThere was only one problem:  \nThe captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.\n\nOnce he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"\n\nThe magician was furious but couldn't do anything. \nIt was, after all, the captain's parrot. \n\nThen one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.\n\nThe magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot. \nThey stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.\n\nThis went on for a day... and then 2 days ..  and then 3 days .\n\nFinally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said .....  "OK, I give up.  Where's the f__kin' ship?"
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do you mean the kiwi one.It's cute.So he's not really flying, he's falling coz he nailed he trees to the ground.Shows how we can adapt things to make our dreams a reality
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I have an iguana and birds, when I'm depressed I get out my iguana from his house and he lets me pet him to my hearts content,but any pet will do, don't be surprised if they come to you, animals do sense when you are feeling blue, depressed, crying, or this just isn't your day. I had my birds come to me and sit on me when I lost one of my iguanas a few months ago, her death really hit me hard, they stayed close for 2 days. There's nothing like a pet's love to you during that time.
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Oh' they can definitely distinguish people. Anyone that owns a bird can tell you that. If someone besides me gets near my parrot, watch out!
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No, it means that you should take your umbrella with you, because the humidity in the air, and the pressure system suggest it could rain.  Weather prediction isn't exact science, so basically... they never KNOW for a fact if it is raining or not... no matter what percent they give.
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Flippin good joke ! \nNow we also know why the chicken crosses the road so often on answers....
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the chicken with the rooster definetly, cause without a rooster a chiken cannot lay an egg :)\n\nthe chicken crossed the road to see the rooster :D
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I'll ask "What will the other parrot say if i ask which one is the door to heaven?"..\nAnd i'll take the other door than what i was told........\n\nExplanation - Through this question i will get the wrong door whether its the liar parrot or the truthful parrot.Because:\n1. Truthful parrot will tell the truth, i.e. he knows the liar will point to the hell door if asked about heaven door and so he will point to the hell door as my answer.\n2. The liar parrot will lie,he knows that the truthful parrot will point to the heaven door when asked abou heaven door, but he will lie and point to the hell door as my answer.
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it means there is a withe dove close to you. And you are not blind
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put the bird in a diaper before you go for a  ride
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I wonder if my parakeet can get it.
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TO GET SHOCK THERE SHOULD EXIST A SHORT CONTACT THAT MEANS IF BIRD TOUCHES ONLY PHASE WIRE OR NEUTRAL WIRE IT DOESNT GET SHOCH BUT IF IT ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHES BOTH THEN IT WILL DIE
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>>>>>Is the butterfly that flutters its wings before a hurricane just a metaphor?\n\nNo, it really exists. I suggest you go out and kill the bloody thing before it causes any more hurricanes.
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This is sybil's first question. Try and give her a good answer.\nI'm sure someone out there has a good idea of what it could be.\nAnybody got a bird book? Cause now I really want to know too.
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Nobody really knows, but the most convincing explanation I have seen is that parrots evolved as desert species. That might seem strange to people who are used to viewing parrots as animals of tropical rainforests but even today by far the greatest diversity of parrots is found in arid and semi-arid regions of Australia. Certainly the parrot beak and claw arrangements seem ideally suited to hard, dry seeds more common to arid regions than to he soft fruits of tropical forests.\n\nMany desert animals have anomalously long lifespans. That is because reproduction in desert regions is unpredictable. Rainfall varies so much that animals may only be able successfully reproduce every 5 years, or even less.  That is the situation today for many parrot species in Australia.\n\nThe first point to appreciate is that mating competition in male birds is incredibly stressful and shortens their lifespans markedly. In predictable environments that doesn’t matter because it doesn’t really matter how young a male bird dies. If every clutch survives it is more profitable for a male to mate with 20 females every year and die in 5 years than to mate with just one female every year and live for 20 years. \n\nHowever in unpredictable arid environments it is entirely possible that every single female mated with will fail to raise a clutch over an entire five year period. In such an environment a male that stresses himself by trying to be polygamous could easily die without leaving any offspring at all. With that sort of failure rate it become more advantageous for the males to become monogamous and survive for long periods than to be polygamous and survive for short periods. Although monogamous mate with fewer females they still produce far more young.\n\nWith reproductive opportunities so uncertain it becomes beneficial for a species to have longer lifespans. Birds of more benevolent climates can afford to gamble everything on a five years of reproductive success before dying but when  there is no certainty of raising even one successful clutch in that five year period such a strategy is suicidal.\n\nI guess the main to point to bear in mind is that reproductive potential is not the same as reproductive success, in fact the two are only tangentially related. While budgerigars may have a reproductive potentially of 2 young every year they never manage that in the wild.\n\n\nIt has been suggested that the same ancestral environmental uncertainty is the reason why so many waterfowl are monogamous and long-lived. Many waterfowl can only breed when rivers or wetlands flood and such floods may be many years apart. As with desert animals that makes breeding opportunities extremely sporadic and puts pressure on males to evolve long term commitments and long lifespans.