Hotdog, football and hamburger. Do u see ham, or dog. And most of the time they r using their hands! HELP!?
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Football started as soccer. They only use their feet.  Americans stole the name because it was the next sport to move a ball back and forth across the field. It should have been called "Wussy Rugby". Hamburg was the name of the city where the piece's of meat were first cooked in Germany by the Deustchvolk, before being added to buns in America (In Russia, they used to keep the meat under their saddle to tenderize it and eat it raw later). Some people argue that the hot dog got it's name because of the shape of a Dachsund (used to be called "the little dog sausage").
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Hmm... I'm not so sure I agree - I've seen at least two questions today related to dogs bodily functions. It even has the word *gasp* ... poop.
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Chew on their Fingers?
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I'm not sure.  Who really knows what goes into hot dogs!
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burger:\nrue\nrube\nberg\ngrub\nurge(r)\nbug\nrug\nerg\nerr\nbur\nbeg
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It isn't a word, but dang. Wouldn't that be the awesomest word ever? (Yes, I know, awesomest is not a word.) \n\nThis ham is porkalicious! Yeah dude. It should be a word. Indeed.
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Wonderful!  Some of us older folks have younger folks who don't want to follow traditional celebrations.  It's the younger ones who need to pick up the ball and run with it.  Otherwise, I'd be in line, too but my husband went duck hunting and left me with a ham sandwich.  Doni
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Lots of different food. Turkey, Ham, and many goodies
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Meat, chili, hotsauce, live football, and beer
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this one I got via e-mail:\nDear Dog and Cat,\nWhen I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.\n\nThe dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.\n\nThe stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.\n\nI cannot buy anything bigger than a king-size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping. They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.\n\nMy compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.\n\nFor the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge.and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. (In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years... canine or feline attendance is not mandatory).\n\nThe proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs' or cats' butts. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.\n\nThese things are simple enough to understand so I ask that you please stick to them!\nThank You\nYour Owner/Chef/and Personal Valet
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Ok ask for a Big Mac......but don't just ask for the Big Mac.....you have to sing the old song:\n\n\n♫ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun. ♫\n\nThen ask them if they can substitute tator tots for fries. Now, listen....they're going to tell you that you can't get tots there but that you can go to Sonic for those. You just ignore that and tell them that if they want your business they need to run to Sonic for you and get you some tots while you wait. (Honkers will love this!)\n\nNext....order a snapple. Now there are only a million different flavors of Snapple so I strongly suggest you order each and every one by name just to make sure you don't leave a single flavor out because it would just be such a shame if you didn't get exactly what you wanted. (Has the guy behind you started using profanities yet?)\n\nFor dessert, don't you dare settle for a parfait or an apple pie. Ask for Chocolate Mousse. I really think it is time that Mickey D's realizes its clientele is a higher class of eater and  they must conform to what the public demands. This'll do the trick. \n\nNow stand your ground Stinky.....we're all behind you! Ok no, not honking......
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Hotdog and eggs...especially my hotdog and eggs!!!
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YES my doggies are just like kids to us.  not only that but Everytime I go shopping I get them something. They're spoiled and I even go to the butcher and buy bones for them and  cook them instead of buying the store kind. Spoiled huh lol
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Your middle eastern friends may be muslims, and if so, they do not keep dogs as pets.  To the muslims, the dog and pig are both ceremonially unclean animals, not to be touched even.  So they would not have much contact with dogs from not ever having one as a pet and would not understand your affection for your dog.  They're not being unkind, I don't think, just not aware.
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My three all have school dinners and enjoy them on the whole, but do not like the meat they use and are confused at the quality. They also notice things like lower quality ketchup. If asked what they had they mention the gravy before the rest and my middle child prefers school gravy because mine does not have lumps in it!
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mcdonalds, burger king, etc
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cute....mmm, bacon....mmm, sausage...but ain't it cute....fried eggs and bacon....but the piggy soo cute...\n\nNow I'm hungry