how do you escape your house undetected?
142695
when i was younger , i slepted right out of the bed room window when my parents went to bed ...\nnever got caught ,, but what a dumb thing to do !! lol\ngod they would have killed me if they ever found out !
447358
Tell them you have to go somewhere. They will get the hint! Also, this really works, so don't laugh. If you stand a broom with the bristles up, right beside your door, it will keep away the people that you don't want to have at your house. :)\n\nBlessed Be!
596543
turn off all of the lights so that it is pitch dark in your house. Open the drapes. If it is lighter outside (full moon, street lights, etc) no one will be able to see in. Then take off all of your clothes and masturbate while looking outside. of course, you may want to go outside and look in just to make sure you can't see in. \nor... go buy a cucumber. ;-)
1096847
Try the Bunker's Hideway
359357
Webroot Spy Sweeper,\nAVG Anti Virus\nZone Alarm Firewall\nccleaner\nSpybot\nCW Shredder\nHijack this\nAD Aware SE, Install all and no one will get in.
1071255
At 9:00 this evening you need to be in the alley 3 Blocks to the East of your house.\n\nDon't be late. And come alone.
105572
When they're in the house across the street, sneek out, get right up under the window, jump up and say "BOO!" really loud.\n\nThen video tape them spying on you when ever you can (and as much as humanly possible).  Make sure you have as much evidence of them spying on you as possible\n\nI.E. video, audio, witnesses....\n\nThen take it to the police.\n\nAlso, what every one else said, see if you can't get a PI.\n\n\nAnd lastly, try not to let them know that you are filming or doing anything to record their actions, or else (if they're smart) they'll stop, and WHOOSH, there goes your case.\n\nAnd the last lastly, go buy a pistol, or shot gun, and keep it ready at all times (please approprietly lock it up), ready, as in, locked in a case near where you rest or sit alot, and with a magazine, loaded and ready to go right there in the case with it.  If your good, "boom" some one busted down your front door or window, ten seconds later, you have a nice little glock 40. sitting there in your hand, ready to empty a magazine into their sorry a$$es.\n\nAnd the absolute last lastly, if your super paranoid, get a concealed weapons permit, and keep a gun on you at all times...
813892
Tell them you are having problems with a poltergeist, who is moving objects around. You had ( a ghost-busters team) install nanny cams throughout the house in order to capture movements. You don't know locations of the nanny cams, so ask them to keep this in mind when having sex or whatever. lol
1126854
Don't be noisy\nHelp when asked\nKeep a look out for suspicious persons around the neigbourhood\nKeep your house and compound clean
141348
install a keylogger any thing you did not type you know it was some one else. you can do a search for a key logger most of em are fre and provided for monitering family. so that little eyes dont see what their not sopose to see after momma and daddy catch them.
407449
step one: put suction cups on the bottom of your shoes\nstep two: walk up the wall and suction your way along the ceiling upside down\nMission Impossible Style\n\nOR\n\nPut mirrors a foot or two away from the infared light to reflect it back to the sensor and walk on the other side of the mirror and wall safely \n\nOR\n\nIf the sensors are low to the ground or all in a straight line and you have access to both ends of the hallway\nplace a supportive structure at both ends and run a ladder from one end to the other and shimmy or crawl across carefully to safety...\n\nOR\n\ndig a tunnel under the building\n\nOR\n\nrun quickly as it taked like an hour for the security company to contact the client and and the alert the police and respond - movies lie- steal a car, break in , be quick about it, grab the loot, and drive away slowly, ditch the car and dont truct anybody!
561099
get out tha house dont rot in front of tha computer screen
1022703
go to stealth mode or soemthing.
822763
Answer questions on the internet, I'm doing that right now!  There's a lot of good answers ahead of mine, dance, excersize, walk in front of an open window, but depending on your situation, go outside if you can.  If you live in a house can you sneek out into the backyard after dark, if you're in an apartment, maybe go out on the balcony?  Of course, use discretion, don't want to get arrested (or assaulted).  Do you have a significant other?  Greet him/her at the door naked, always leads to a fun time.
611518
run in the night like our airplanes (stealth)
283316
you can't. that will be a privacy aggression. You'll get a better chance by sneaking to his/her place and peep.
1071581
try the door, my dad always leaves his keys in the keyhole at our front door. If they are not there they are gonna be in the last place he looks.