Who is easier to get rid out of house, a Mormon or Jelovah Witness ?
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Jehovah's witnesses. Mormons tend to challenge you on your beliefs. In my past experiences, when a Jehovah's witness came to my door, if I told them I was catholic (which I'm not) they would just say "ok" and leave. Mormons, on the other hand, wanted to "compare notes!!" I actually made friends with 4 mormon missionaries, and they really could have gotten into trouble if their superiors knew what they were doing! See, when mormons are going door to door, they aren't allowed to have radios, t.v.'s, or anything else that distracts them from their studies. (this was told to me by these guys.) Well, to make a long story short, they used to come to my house so they could sing karaoke with my girls and me. I have a system set up for home use as well as 2 others that I use for business. We had a good time. :)
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big momma from big momma house or mrs doubtfire
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The problems surrounding Joesph Smith's character and occult activities is partly why I left the Mormon church years ago. The bottom line is that JS made up his supposed godly visions, the Book of Mormon, and such, to make money and set himself up as some kind of prophet and religious leader that could live off of the work and sweat of others just like today's big religious leaders. It was as common a practice in his time as it is today. He was a conman, pure and simple - so, as long as he could fool people he did what he pleased like marry several women including some that were married to other men. All he had to do was say God told him to do it and problem solved - well, with the most gulible.\n\nI think the thing to remember is that founding a church, any church, is a time-consuming business; so, in the mean time he continued his treasure-hunting activities to try and make a living and get rich quick. He even tired to sell the publishing rights to his Book of Mormon to raise money to live on. It makes perfect sense that since he'd spent years conning farmers about his gold-finding abilities that he would lie about finding gold plates that he then claimed he used to write the Book fo Mormon. When investigated the founding of the Mormon Church has many many problems.
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my .ex. brother in law was a mormon. yes he was put in prision over hacving. [wifes] dont let them tell you it isnt yet practed in there church well it is as well church dotorine ref.. packman teleport.com.. mormonnomore.com ..........i am not a mormon but my .ex. brother in law was one ?based on fact
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it dont in the bible no where you have a woman who just posted that one of your lds missionaries raped her her user name is josnn_46er . i think you lds or mormons ought to really take this not as lightley rape is very much against the law  and as well makes all lds look very bad as well . as for profets that is in . lds doctorine ?  history of there church that is . ?
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I'm pretty sure you can't be a witness for your own deed... sort of defeats the purpose of having a witness!
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Mormon founder Joseph Smith was a mason, and much of the Latter Day Saints ritual and secret ceremony that takes place behind closed doors is extremely similar to it.  \n\nEven though Jehovah Witness founder Charles Taze Russell based most of their doctrine from what he learned when he was with the group that is now known as the Seventh Day Adventists, Russell also dabbled into the spirit ism realm, and probably did use similar methods that Masonry has to get his new, "divine revelation" (I use the term sarcastically.  I am a Born-Again Christian, who believes that both groups are cultic).  Russell even sought the means of well known spiritist Horace Greber, by having him go into a trance, and then give the interpretation for what is now the Jehovah Witnesses "Studies in the Scriptures" Bible.  Its interpretation of John 1:1 (...and the word was a god) clearly violates the proper Greek rendering of the passage, which is, "...and the Word was with God, for God was the Word"\n\nIN RESPONSE TO THE GIRL ANSWERING AFTER ME........\n\nI did not say the Watchtower has secret rituals.  My point was that Russell got his NWT translation from a spiritist.  As far as me not having a clue about your organization, well, I have been around long enough to have seen your "infallible governing body" have to backtrack on things they have said many times.  I was a young teenager in 1975, when they proclaimed that Armeggedon was definetely going to happen that year.  I know the organization will tell you that is not true, but I had many Jehovah Witness teenagers hand me tracks and try to convince me it was going to happen before the year was over (I was a freshman in High School at the time).  This is not the only time the Watchtower has missed the mark on this subject.  On the basis of Dueteronomy 18:21-24, the Watchtower, as well as its people (I know they teach that all of its members are prophets of Jehovah) are not to be feared!!\n\nHave you ever thought about why they don't want you to read or listen to anyone outside of Jehovah's organization?  It is because they do not want you to know the truth about their history.  Paul was not offended in Acts 17:10-15, when the Bereans searched the scriptures to see if what he was saying to them was really true.  \n\nI don't know how old you are, but, I challenge you to break outside of the controlled mindset of the Watchtower to do an independent study of the history of the organization you belong to.  They have manipulated many, made false predictions about Armegeddon, and use the control tactics of not letting you listen to anyone else so as that they do not get exposed for who they really are.  I have done this study on your organization, and, if you would like, I would be more then happy to email you my studies.  But, until you can say that you have researched the matter on your own, please do not say that I do not know what I am talking about.
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Mormon heresy? OK c'mon now trask, y'know you'll full of it! someone, especially Mormon missionaries, listening to you?\nmy advise, avoid the queen of hearts\n(i.e. brainwashing=bad mojo man)
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www.lds.org is a good starting place to learn more about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints\nThe name Mormon actually belongs to a prophet named Mormon who lived about 400 years after the time of Christ. He was responsible for compiling a record of the Nephites and Lamanites - people who lived in the Americas anciently and who originally came out from Jerusalem around 600 B.C. just after the era of Isaiah and Jeremiah in the Bible. The Book of Mormon has an interesting mission - it testifies of Jesus Christ AND supports the Bible as well. We believe in a living prophet today - just as in the time of the Bible, and we also have 12 Apostles who have had a special witness of Jesus Christ. I have met a few of them, and when you look into their eyes you know that they know that Jesus Christ is alive and very much involved with the past, present, and future of the children of God. \nBy the way, you may get a few anti-Mormon answers by asking this question. Believe me, I've heard just about everything and I promise you there is an answer for anything brought up. Have a happy day.
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What is "mouth music"? Is that something you made up? First of all, if you know anything about Christianity, you would know that Mormons are not a real religion. Second, I've never heard of "Church of Jes"! Do you mean Church of Christ. Jesus Christ! His name is Jesus Christ. Are you afraid to type his name. Third, who do you think you are to have to power to change the beliefs of these churches?!?!?!? I think you are the one who needs to change your religion!
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Hey Dist because you say that site is not credible is not? I say that the one you talk about is being payed by the mormon church. \n\nYes the mormons get new names when they go to the temple to get sealed this way: some volunteer tell the girls her name (they use the same name the same day) the they tell the guys the name, then the girls trough a veil tells her husband the new name so he can call her to resurrect if she was worthy....I witness it
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As someone who WAS a jw for 20+ years and and left (NO I was NOT disfellowshipped) I can tell you that the JW have what is known as the "two witness" rule...unless something is known and reported by two witnesses....it is just one person's word against another.  \n\nNow how likely is a pedophile to commit their crimes in the presence of two witnesses ?  So now instead of calling the Police...the good little brainwashed jw cult members report this to their local elders and are accused of slander and while they may not be "told" that they cant report it to the proper authorities...the elders use guilt and their position to remind them that they should not bring reproach on the jw name or speak ill of their brothers and should leave it all in jehovah's hand to deal with in his due time.\n\nMany that report the crimes anyway are disciplined...even disfellowship or shunned as most would call it.  Their family and friends who are jw's are told not to eat or talk with them...even to the point of treating them as if they were dead.  \n\nMeanwhile the true victim is now considered by "the organization" to be an evil apostate who is bringing shame on the jw name and suddenly the criminal is now the victim.  Sometimes the jw's even testify on their behalf in court.\n\nTHE SCARIEST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING is that even those pedophiles that are exposed are usually welcomed back into the jw congregation !\n\nThey are still out there in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Nicely dressed, knocking on the FRONT DOOR TO YOUR HOME.  Smiling with a bible story book in their hand that they can't wait to give to YOUR CHILD !
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The bible says in the book of Acts that you shall receive power after the Holy Ghost has come upon you and you shall be witnesses...( Acts 1:8 kjv) So therefore it is definitely a force or power that can cause a person to overcome anything that he may in his life but the jehovah witness definitely have  a twisted view of doctrines. You need to study the scripture. The bible says to study to show thyself approved unto God...rightly dividing the word of truth(II Timothy 2:15 kjv) .\n\nJesus Christ was the father , son , and holy spirit. \n\nI and the Father are one ( John 10:30 kjv  )\n\n1 John 5:7 kjv\n7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.\nKJV- The Father and the Holy Ghost are one\n\nJohn 1:1\nIn the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.\nKJV\n\nJohn 1:14\n14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.\nKJV\n\nIn seeing this, the word was Jesus Christ in the flesh\n\nThe great commission states to go ye into all the world baptizing in the NAME of the father, the son , and Holy Spirit. Who is the name of the father JESUS, who is the name of the son JESUS, Who is the name of the Holy Spirit JESUS.\n\nActs 2:38 says that we must repent, be baptized  EVERYONE OF YOU in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of our sins and ye shall receive the Holy Ghost because it is a promise!\n\nIn other words you can have it, because it is a promise to you.\n\nIt's a great priviledge to share this great news and I hope it has helped you. If you need anything contact me.
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Ummm, Mormons believe in Jesus.  They just believe in more than Jesus.
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It seems strange that you claim to believe in your faith, yet you seem to have chosen to disassociate yourself from it. Generally, "disassociation" means that a Jehovah's Witness has written a letter formally renouncing his identification as a Witness. Perhaps you became disassociated by joining the military, however. Perhaps you still recognize that Jehovah's Witness practice true Christianity, and you hope someday to become reinstated as a Witness. That is a commendable goal, but you should be working in harmony with that goal even now while you are separated from the organization.\n\nMy brother, it seems to be crossing a huge line to willingly participate in a false religious service performed by a "man of lawlessness" in a Babylonish stronghold. Please reject that idea.\n\nI strongly recommend that you insist upon a civil service; you can blame your family if it's easier than discussing your real reasons and eventual plans with your Catholic fiance. Remind her that you would never force her to get married at a Kingdom Hall or even to set foot in a Kingdom Hall. Really, a civil service is the compromise between you two.\n\nTell her frankly that the idea of the Catholic ceremony gives you the heeby-jeebies (doesn't it?) and you honestly couldn't guarantee that you wouldn't pull out of a church service at the last minute, something you're sure wouldn't happen with a civil service.\n\nJehovah's Witnesses do want you back in the truth, and you and I both know that if your fiance is a godly person she will certainly recognize the truth of Jehovah's Witness teachings someday. Years from now, when you are both active members of a JW congregation, how will she feel that you permitted a church wedding?
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You do not even consider that they are right do you?  We are the only religion that goes door to door to teach bible truths. Mormons go door to door but know nothing about the bible, only about their own.  We do this same work all over the world. Does that not even make you think that we might be sent by God?  If he did not approve of us, would our religion continue?  It is very difficult to go door to door, but with Gods Holy Spirit you can do anything.  The bible says that this good news of the Kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to ALL the nations, and then the end will come. Matt 24:14.  Who does this work besides us? Our religion is growing beyond any other religion, so it must have Gods blessing.  We teach love, honor and respect for all people.  Does any other religion teach that? If they do, do the people follow that advise?  At least we are not out shooting people like members of other religions are.  So, if you want to do something funny to the Witnesses, try telling them the truth for once instead of hiding behind your doors or laughing at them from the windows.  Jesus and the apostles faced the same ignorance when they went door to door. \n\nHere is something to think about from Matthew 10:\n11 “Into whatever city or village YOU enter, search out who in it is deserving, and stay there until YOU leave. 12 When YOU are entering into the house, greet the household; 13 and if the house is deserving, let the peace YOU wish it come upon it; but if it is not deserving, let the peace from YOU return upon YOU. 14 Wherever anyone does not take YOU in or listen to YOUR words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off YOUR feet. 15 Truly I say to YOU, It will be more endurable for the land of Sod′om and Go·mor′rah on Judgment Day than for that city.
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Usually a Jehovah's Witness or someone selling something. I run em off with a pistol.