Why did the cat have to do his homework over again?
148772
because it wasn't purrrrrrrrrrfect.  sorry for the answer if this was not a joke. could not resist
734590
You should talk to her again, but lets get video this time, i love a good cat fight baby!
340470
go about your business, the cat has everything under control.
601162
Um. . . er. . . uh. . .   Would you believe the cat did it?
927250
sounds like someone doesn't want to do their own homework.
689692
I am in my house. In my living room, in front of my computer. I am 34 years old , I don't have to be doing anything right now. :0) Except for maybe feeding the cat. He's climbing on my leg and meowing and I see his food dish and it's empty. Good indication he's hungry.
941520
lol sweet\nand it would make sense .. those cats belong to no one\n\noh and mechanics have .... CAR ma ?
1112468
my one cat peed on the other one.
536897
Teachers try to give homework that will either reinforce what you have been doing in class (more practice), help you to find out things on your own (research papers, book reports) and for themselves, to find out what it is you don't understand!  Very often the student will understand how to do the work in class, but when they get it home, they no longer can remember the new process.  Then the teacher can try to teach it again, using a different explanation. (That's why I only grade most homework--not research projects, but practice work--for valient effort (you really tried), not perfection.  I use the tests to see if you got it.  Generally the students who try all the homework and come back with good questions get the best grades on the test.  They know they understand the material and can do the work without help.)\ngood luck on your hard homework.  I hope you start to understand it so well that it's easy!
386584
Either 1. The cat will explode with confusion\nor 2. The cat will land on it's side\nor 3. The cat will split in half so that it's back lads one way and it's feet land the other lol.
159091
Yep...he wanted to get the cat and walked out onto the road. The babysitter thought he was in bed. She was in bed at the time.
945991
There was a second and third part?? I only knew about the first part, "curiosity killed the cat."
751348
the bodies laying on the floor are fishes and the cat tried to gobble them up therefore hitting the fish tank and the water spilled, the glass broke so the fish died bcos their was no water for them\n\n=)
444269
The traditional one is to get rid of the cat. Works wonders
509822
kinda late in the semester for someone else to do your homework ain't it?????
59486
It pays attention in class and does its homework.\n\nYou heard this in childhood. Am I right?\nhahaha!LOL
1163186
first you ought to beat the cat again for destroying the painting and making extra work for you.  Then you need to take the painting and break  off the old wire.  Next take the wire that is probably wound around the cats neck and....  AND LEAVE IT THERE...go to the garage and get another, and staple that to the picture.  If the stupid cat broke the nail on the wall you will have to hammer an new one in.  Dont be afraid to give the cat one good wack since he caused all this mess for you. next hang the picture like normal, make two sandwiches and have one for you and your imaginary freind Todd.  When mom comes home and asks what happen, blame it on Todd.