You are sleeping and someone knocked at your door for help; what will you do?
142350
Throw my cordless phone out the window..
662237
Just ask ..... I'm already knocking at ur front door!
767242
What you need to do is kill the first one that knocks on your door after 8pm.  Nail the body to your front door.  This will act as a deterant to other, would be callers.\n\nYou might, however, find that the police may get you out of bed, following complaints from neighbours though.
11331
saran wrap the bedroom doorway before person wakes in the morning.
366017
Knock on her door and be polite. Screw all the other b.s.
854322
what you could do is exit a different door to your house and put something that can be easily tipped over in front of the other one. then that way if the object was knocked over when you reenter through another door then you would know that the door was opened....or if you don't have another door you could set up something just inside the door that you can set up with only your hand. like as in close most of the door but leave a crack that you stick your hand in and set something up. then when you return and open the door and you don't hear the object fall over then you know that your door has been opened by someone else....in that case i would ask neighbors if they had seen anything suspicious around your house for the past few days....or you could have them keep an eye on your property while you are gone....you could also call the police and tell them whats up and see if they can do more patrols in your area. but i would definitely consider having an alarm system installed you don't need it to call the police when it goes off but just a loud noise to scare anyone away that might try to enter your house.....best of luck to you.
641996
Do you lock your doors at night or when you leave?  If the answer is yes you've answered your own question.
1025607
Go knock on the door or send a letter.
1136419
CALL 911...YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT IMMEDIATELY.
578476
and then you wake up pal....
635762
Then go to sleep.\nWhat's the problem?
853696
Do you not know how to NOT answer the door?
61054
You will need to ask a question.  How do you expect someone to help you?
162535
if someone call you at you house number and ask..\nAre you home?
413447
Pleeeeezzz tell me you are bundled up in a cozy blanket in front of your computer and not farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head. And if you are doing something else then....OOOPS.....Excuse Me, I should have knocked on the door before I barged in ;)
118156
You take a fly swater and........ no wait thats mean and thats what I would do. Just keep your door close and just tell them to knock before them come in and you can tell them to come in or not\n\n\nNow if it dosen't have to do with your room then just tell them to stop bothering you in the nices voice
56388
Just call the police next time.  These people are harassing you and taking advantage of your having a phone.  I would ignore them when they knock, but if they are "pounding on the door at three a.m." I would most certainly get the authorities involved.