What's the best quote you ever heard?
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"I don't know what weopons will be used in world war3 but world war 4 will be fought using sticks and stones!!!"  Einstine
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Voltaire.  It's my favorite quote.
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Your'e amazing, the most amazing person I've ever met. Your'e beautiful on  the inside aswell as the outside and seeing you again is messing with my head.\n\nThe funniest line I've heard one guy say, was (looking at my chest) "have you got a license for those!"
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Benjamin Franklin said it best:\n"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins."
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"My Dark Desires"\n"If I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left." (Charles Manson from one of his very entertaining parole hearings)
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" the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to convince the world he didn't exist" - Usual Suspects\n\n"crucifixions a doddle!"  - Life of Brian
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To find out the most popular (or most used) quotation ever, you'd have to look through every book ever written and every conversation ever recorded to see what phrase comes up the most. And that would be impossible.\n\nIf you want to find out what the most liked quotation is, that is also impossible. Everybody has their own favorite quote.\n\nMy favorite is "Never, ever, try to get your child to grow by covering him in manure." Ok, ok, so that's not a real quote.
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"Eighty percent of success is showing up."\n\n- Woody Allen
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The correct quote is actually:\n\n "Laughter is good for the soil"\n\n                 - Gregor Mendel
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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beautiful quote ther.
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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Many Favourite Quotes: (Just a few here:)\n1. "When you walk to the edge of all the light you have and you take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you must believe that one of two things will happen... There will be something solid for you to stand upon; Or you will be taught how to fly." -Patrick Overton\n\n2. "I do not think I have gone where i intended to go, but i think i ended up where i needed to be." - Douglas Adams\n\n3. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is important to remember that nothing that is worth knowing, can be taught" -Oscar Wilde\n\n4. "Dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die today" -James Dean
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I like these two the best:\n\n" 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't "\n " Time is the best teacher and unfortunally it kills all of it's students"\n\nLove all of them though.\n\nHere's some:\n\n " I love animals, they taste great. "\n "  EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "\n " Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. "\n " I is a college student. "\n " What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "
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I absolutely love that quote! I knew exactly where it was from. \n\nSeems like it. I take the Bible and all of that with a large helping of salt, and create my own set of beliefs. And, lol, the bit about the 10 commandments, I couldn't believe it when I saw GC voice my thoughts so eloquently on tv!
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." \n\n~Mae West~