Can heaven exist without the pleasure of beer and farting?
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There will be far more greater pleasure in Heaven than that which you find pleasurable on earth.
155578
none, heaven holds our sprits and souls and it is endless
797427
Yes, Christians can drink alcohol. But the Bible condemns drunkeness. There is a BIG difference between sipping on a glass of wine and chugging down a whole keg of beer in one night. And if by you drinking an alcoholic beverage causes another brother to stumble, then you should refrain from drinking it.
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YES!!! \nalso...\nKnow Jesus, know Heaven. No Jesus, no Heaven.
634673
You could drink a beer - But nice wine and candles would be so much nicer - Hey you could put wine and beer in the enema!!! Far Out!!!
473575
Not really...Only the Holy Spirit...Anything else would gross me out.
73195
Because being naked in Heaven would be sacreligious!! :O\n\nBut seriously........Heaven is not tangible. You can't reach out and touch Heaven, see Heaven. It is much more of an abstract. We hear of this promise of Heaven. But until we actually reach our own Heaven, we'll never "see" it for what it truly is.
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I'd like to know the answer to this one.. sense you seem to be asking to see how many others also know the answer.  I also believe God has a sense of humour... or half the things in my life would have never happened!!!! Would you let me know the answer?  On the humorous subject of flatulence... my Dad has unfortunately always found entertainment in this... it isn't fun if you ride in a vehicle with him and he has control of the window locks... you could dang near suffocate!!!!!! My Dad is so bad about this that the first time I shot a black-powder gun, I accused him of farting (the only time it really wasn't him ha ha!)  Oh for those of you who don't know, the black powder smells like sulphur or rotten eggs. Just giving a good laugh... sorry... and yea, I know that is a little gross... but it is true...
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i don't want to masturbate in "heaven" or "hell", sex is a primal instinct, without the body there are no primal instinct to reproduce. Masturbation is just a way to trick your body into thinking it's going to reproduce. \n\nOh and Heaven ain't all it's cracked up to be.
835089
nope, and there isn't a heaven...in my humble opinion
41216
No where.\nThere is no heaven or hell. Hell was used as a way to control people into doing good.
1051062
Depends.  If it's a good satisfying fart that either sounds good, or gives you a feeling of pressure release, or clears the room, or makes everyone around you cry and vomit, then yes, God has blessed you.\n\nIf you poo a little at the same time, then He has cursed you.
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No, because heaven doesn't exist.
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There is no such thing as hell except for the hell you create for yourself through your beliefs.  You can make hell for yourself right here on earth, but it does not exist as a physical place.  \n\nChange your beliefs and you will change your experience.
452424
Serve in Heaven.  Can you think of anything great you would be "reigning" over in hell?  I can't.  I can, however, think of some great acts of service I could do in heaven.  Especially considering there would be no sickness, no hunger, no pain, no tears. I don't think this service would be like a waitress or maid.  No dog poop and beer cans on the streets of heaven!  I think you would still be serving God by glorifying Him.  If you sing, you would be singing, etc.
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Yeha i know, they don't know what in the world they are taking about! Because in hell there will never ever be a party of any kind! insstead those that go get to be in a lake of buring sulfer, in total darkenss, hear cries of pain, be in solitude, and be miserable for the rest of eternity, sounds like a great party to me! NOT! and in heaven there will be no dring and sex! how rediciolous! in heaven we will be praising our holy father and be doing his will! sure up there there will be a constant party but not in hell! heaven will be beautiful, pearly gates, gold roades, safire, emerals, and stones we have never heard of will be there along with alot of our loved ones! i mean who wouldn't want to go to heaven???!!! But those that say that the real party is in hell i suggest that they do some research in the BIBLE and see what it is really like! becasuse it won't be what they are expecting!!!I agree the people that say well lets go to the party in hell, they are stupid and don't know anything! (i would suggest that you download the podcase sermons about what will heaven be like from southeast christian church! i get them every week and these particular sermons talk about this subject, you might enjoy them. they're free so that's cool just go to http://www.southeastchristianchurch.com or something like that and download the series, it's really good!! I have really enjoyed them! highly recomend them!)
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There will be no food in heaven, but oddly there are toilets.