I wanna die laughing, what's your most hysterical joke, everybody?
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One time I bread a Bulldog with a Shitshue, now I have a litter of Bullshit!!
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I see we're all going to be amused to death.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sorry im laughing. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Now, what was the question again? Oh, yes. Laughing hahahahahahahahahha tear hahahahahahahahahahahah gashahahahahhahahahaha!~hahahahahaha!hahahahahah! I can't stop laughing myselhahahahahahahahahahahaha. Okay I stopped laughing. Now what was my answer again?
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keep laughing, the thought is making me laugh too, ha ha ha ha haha!
518175
Baaaaa!!!! That is hillarious. Can't stop laughing.
638481
lmao: laughing my a$$ off
582287
I am at work, at my computer, trying desperately not to laugh out loud.  I just failed.  Help me.  THAT was funny!
489237
Thanks for the laugh. I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!
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That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
763000
LMAO, very very funny. Still laughing!
1048985
Hey, I like this one. You're the first person who made me laugh today. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. But, I have been in other categories of serious topics today, so I needed a cheer up!
938776
That's the funniest thing I heard today ... how can you get more "severe" than death !?!?!?!?!?
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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im laughing my azz off.
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That is literally the funniest joke I've ever heard.  Ever.  In fact, I don't even think it was so much the joke, as how well you told it.  You, my friend, are a comedic genius.
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if i farted in bed while having sex \nthat should be the most hilarious thing I've ever done LOL
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.