What shall we do with the drunken sailor...?
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If it's early in the morning...\n\n1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,\n2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.\n3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,\n4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.\n5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.\n6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.\n7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.\n8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.\n9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.\n10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,\n11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,\n12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.\n13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.\n14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.\n15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*).\n16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.\n17. Turn him over and drive him windward.\n18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.\n19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.\n20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.\n\nGreat song
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Of Course he should, are you nuts? \nWharf: I think we should fire all our phasers and photon torpedoes, Captain! We must attack at once! \n\nStriker: Attack what, Wharf? \n\nWharf: Anything! \n\nPickhard: Make it so. \n\nTroit: I think we should all get in touch with our feelings. \n\nPickhard: Make it so. \n\nDoctor Bevhurly Crushedher: I suggest a full medical examination for everyone on board, Captain. \n\nPickhard: Make it so. \n\nWimpy: How about official ice-cream day and free water-biscuits for all the crew! \n\nPickhard: Make it so. \n\nWimpy: And make me Emperor for the rest of the week! \n\nPickhard: Make it so. \n\nWimpy: Can I have twenty bucks, Captain  lol
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rinse in just plain water and than take a gulp of gin or whiskey, the water  is for the leftover food , the alcohol is for disinfection/\nand now to be serious, don't be cheap buy a bottle.
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fooling your father around\n\ni think it would be better to let him do it if he's drunk
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Is there a sailor in town?\nChoose the other answer.
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ooouuu 21st birthday huh?  maybe some drinks and a stripper!  hahaha just kiddin... take him out to have fun and let him go hang out with his friends but plan for him to come home, while you make up a very romantic evening for you two.... but expect him to be a little tipsy... if he's drunk don't get mad, just take advantage and enjoy.  remember it's bout him not you ok... have fun!!
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I think we should drink it up!\n\nI think we should bathe in it.\n\nI think we should let our children play in it.\n\nI gave my granny a big old glass of it.\n\nDoes that make me a bad person??
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PUI Paddling under the influence
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kill him slowly and painfully. make the bastard suffer a million times the torture he inflicted to other people. hang him publucly and use him as a pinata.
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Get him drunk enough, he won't feel anything.  Also, get enough alcohol and it's an antiseptic...did he pour it on him also.
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please leave him there, then drive around and look for daniel powter, throw him back there too..  so they can sing crap ass songs together... \n\nheehee talk about a "Bad day"
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Well, since I believe he is not in Afganistan, I would not go on a  FFM (Fag Finding Mission) to get him. I think he is in south beach, drinking margaritas and boinking a lot of chichitas, in which case, yes I would go there to hunt him down, cut his head off and stuff his flannel dew rag down his wind pipe.
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go, get them both drunk and have a threesome
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omg  This is the third question I answered about what a little pill was someone found.  We cant tell you that.  It could be anything.  Its time to let the little pill have a proper burial at sea... aka the toilet!
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Ha-ha! Folks tell me to shut my booze-hole. I should consider doing that, from time-to-time, but I have great difficulty with that! Don't you dare shut your pie-hole... I rather enjoy what comes out : ) <well, I would if I could actually hear it. You're a kill!>
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Forget the AK!! I think we should give him a 'Bullhorn', like the one he used to 'Cheer' with back in highschool, then I think,... we should let him go...
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all the above plus. send him to get ice. and when he gets back meet him naked.