Who knows great jokes?
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Guy walks into a bar, and asks about a tough ass compition, the bar tender pipes up and tells him what he has to do, "go punch the guy in the corner out in one punch, then go into the back room and pull out the gaurd dogs loose tooth, then satisfy the woman that no man can satisfy in the room next to the room with the dog." the man says, OK , i can do that, he gets really drunk then, punches the guy out in one punch, goes in the back room where we hear the dog growel then bark, and screach in pain, then the mand comes out, and asks the bar tender "wheres the girl who needs her tooth pulled?"\n\n\nnext,,,\n\n\na man walks into a sex shop with a duck under one arm, adn asks the lady who is working the front desk "I need something, but i have no money all i have is this duck" the lady says " hmm ok, ill have sex with you if you give me the duck" so the man agrees, and gives the lady the duck, they have sex, and when they are done, the lady says "wow that was great! if you have sex with me again, ill give you your duck back" so he thinks great! and agrees, they have sex, and the man leaves with his duck as he crosses the road with his duck following behind, he hears a sqashing sound as a car rolls over his duck, the man in the car jumps out and appologizes, he feels so bad, he gives the man who lost his duck a cheque for 1000 dollars, as the man is walking away, he thinks to himself, ' wow, i had a good day, i got a fuck or a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a thousand dollars for a fucked up duck'\n\nnext...\n\na woman walks into a petstore and looks for a pet for her husband who has always wanted a pet, he sees puppys for 500, kittys for 300, rabbits for 100, well, she wasnt looking to spend so much, so she asks the man at the front desk if he has any... cheaper, he says, "yes, we have a bull frog, one catch though! he gives b l o w j o b s!" the lady assumes he is jokeing, she buys the frog, and walks out, later that night she is awoken to crashing and banging in the kitchen, she runs downstairs and finds her husband, the frog, and pots and pans all over the kitchen she asks "what in the hell is going on?" her husband replies "Fuck, if i can teach this thing how to cook your gone!"\n\nnext\n\na man calls into work sick, he says, "my head hurt, my stomach hurt, my legs hurt, my arm hurt, i can no come to work today!" his boss tells him "this always works for me, when i feel sick i go home and have sex with my wife!" the sick man replies "Ok i try that!" and hangs up the phone.. \n1 hour later....\nthe man calls into work and says "thank you i feel great now! that really works! ill come into work very soon, you can expect me by noon, Oh, by the way, you have a very nice house!"\n\nnext..\n\nWhats green and smells like pork?\n\n"stimrik regnif" (--- he words are spelt backwards as not to spoil the answer.\n\nNext\n\nwhat do you call a lesbian dino?\nLick-a-lotta-pus\n\nwhat do you call a gay dino?\nMega-sore-arse\n\nI SPENT A LONG TIME ON THIS, UNLESS YOU GET A BETTER ONE PLEASE VOTE MINE THE BEST SO I CAN GET TO LEVEL TWO WITH MY POINTS!
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
701843
This is a great joke... it's on the movie The Boondock Saints if you didn't know.
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Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
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that was toooooooo good , i wish i could think of jokes that good. hahahahahahah rotfl lol, lmfao
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Confucious say:\nHe who laughs last do not get joke.
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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old joke.\n\ncat suit
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just  type jokes in google u will get it
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Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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What's the question?  Or is there a joke somewhere in there?
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The best jokes are inside jokes...ones that you have with your friends!!  Priceless!
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????