could you wipe your bum with sand paper and live to tell the tale?
141693
yeah sure, just don't rub too hard
430633
that is amazing!! hilarious question. of course i sit. how can you stand and wipe.......now that is gifted
743519
Have you read one, show me the lie.\n\n\n\nLibs are full of poop.
827159
George Bush wipes his bum
453751
Get hand shower installed or take jug of water with you and wash with that. If any of above doesnt suit you, hire a servant to wash your bum when you finish.
558944
hey is saw a stall once and someone had crapped all over the toilet, floor, wall , and left their crappy underwear on the floor! dumps will always be funny!
740763
Paper.  Which comes from trees.\n\nBet you didn't know every time you use the bathroom you're wiping your ass with a Larch, did you?
826961
Only if it shows rough anal.... :D
867725
WHATDA...HUH? Anal-whatzit? DUDE....I don't know, but I'd see about that as quickly as I could.....somebody stick a fist up your butt...?
574823
That's kinda disgusting. It's funny if you don't wipe your ass. Even leaving like a booger on it would be funny.
162204
You cant, that’s why paper is cheap. You can’t wash it and reuse it all the time.
1076507
Ask the rabbit he used to wipe his a$$ with!
959572
um.. try wearing a tampon and use a pad?
489507
I once pooted through someone else's butt.
415544
Take a dump.. then put on rubber gloves and a mask while handling it...
312738
i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
1112198
LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......