If the president of the USA always gets the best stuff, what kind of toilet paper does he/she use?
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I'm sure it's good ole American toilet paper. Probably it's something pretty good, just as good the best you can get at the Wal-mart, but a different brand that you can't buy at the store, because the government has to have their own suppliers to have some type of control. I'm sure every toilet paper gets checked for safety before he uses it.\nIt's probably equivalent to Scott's extra soft.
983214
Yes, the USA is really about putting your toilet paper in the toilet where it belongs. \n\nI don't get what you mean with this question. Is there anything wrong with wanting people to respect our country and its laws?
451798
You have to wonder because he has been giving it to the American people in the AS* for years.  And loves it !!!
1060540
George Bush.  He leads to a lot of funnnnnnnny SNL skits.
1124533
depends...\n\nsome say BLEACH... some say CANDY...\n\nWhy don't you find a towel and a good magazine or tape... and experience for yourself.
411717
The President, and not just America.  The president is the most powerful person in the world.
1159352
MEMORY MAN! I would have the power to always put the toilet \nseat down for you lady's. Saving you from the mysterious wet booty.
1141989
What are they going to wipe her with??  Toilet paper??
496395
haha, did u get that from Colbert?\n"Great president or the greatest president?"\nI'd go with the Biggest Scumbag :)
457454
Worse- Bush!\n\nEvery thing's falling apart thanks to him.  He's truly and embarrassment.  I just can't take a president who states that we'll have to wait for the next president to clean everything up.
792951
Oprah!!\nImagine that....! An african american woman as the president!!\nthe usa would implode!!\nshe is generous and loving enuff!! she already gives more then bush ever could or would!!!
583872
G.W. Bush\nHe has all the right moves
842348
My country is the U.S. and George Bush has made me ashamed of it. After Vietnam fiasco it took me years to get back the respect I had for my flag and now Bush has wrapped himself in it and I suspect, used it as a substitute for toilet paper (figuratively). I will be very happy when Bush is politically castrated at the polls next Tuesday.
563055
You know, I hadn't thought about it before this moment, but he would be perfect. He would make the (Presidential) collection complete.  Plus, he really knows what's best for all of us, I mean he was talking for year about throwing all of those drug addict in jail.  That is just what is need.  You have a great mind full of great ideas gottianatomy.  Thank for the idea.  I will vote for him for president.
461649
Since Communist China is ignoring it completely, I would say it's toilet paper. The Republicans gave away all of Americas bargaining power to the Communists. Brilliant plan President Bush.
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
163170
How in the heck do we use more toilet paper?