What is your most embarassing moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend?
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LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
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Some dumb@ss guy said "My girlfriend gags when she brushes her teeth but not when she gives me a bj, why?" and one of the funniest replies was " maybe you are smaller than the toothbrush".  I almost fell out of my chair laughing.  Oh well- ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!!
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Mine was when I saw you wiping with your bare hands....man truly humiliating
504136
A spanking.\n\nOh wait...did you say yur boyfriend?
565124
I accidently farted in class and I was so embarassed(=^_^=)
378631
lol for some reason that question just makes me wanna laugh. well im pretty ticklish so i guess i would be cracking up if my girlfriend tickles me and then i'd probally kick her in the face by accident. lol
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Did you have sex with your first girlfriend...\n\nI was like "WHAT?!"
326402
straddled across my boyfriend (completely naked) as he was driving 120pmh on the highway, with my head sticking out of his sunroof...it was exhilirating!
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My worst screwup was when I was a catering waitress for a wedding, "Family style" (bowls of food placed on the table and people help themselves).  I spilled green bean juice from the bowl onto a woman's dress.  She was so p'ed off!  But her husband laughed hysterically and handed me a $10 bill!  Oh my...
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Craziest place? Probably at school in the guys bathroom. AHAHA...I'm 17 and my boyfriend and I were getting a little wild. It was the best sex ever. But then again...I have the best guy ever. He noes how to put it on ya!
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In a highly embarrassed state !
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HAHAHA!\nAwkward moment!\nNo, can't say that's ever happened to me.  But I DID end up getting kissed on my teeth by a boyfriend who wasn't paying attention to what either he nor I were doing.
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Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.
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We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
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I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!