elephant running away from hunter meets her ant friend ,asks for help - what the ant say?
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Ant says "Hide behind me.."
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Billy should do what the chimps do at the zoo--sling pooh at her.\nThat will make her nosy butt leave.
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1.  Open the door\n2.  Take out the elephant\n3.  Put in the monkey\n4.  Close the door
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Dude it is pretty obvisous what you must do, you are just going to have to quit using your axe body spray around her, you know i personally had the same probelm with my ant, when I wore the stuff she wanted to play find the teacup in a blanket but i would never find the teacup, I would tell her I don't see it but she would tell me to keep looking and yell out "Oh yes" "OH Yes" and tell me to keep looking.
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at the scale of an ant, the wall is actually pretty rough, so its like climbing a cliff. look above for info on how their feet have suckers and hooks - it like a combination of metal spikes and batmans suction cups.
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The Ant and the Grasshopper \nOLD VERSION: \n\nThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. \n\nThe grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. \n\nThe grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. \n\nMORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible \n\nMODERN VERSION: \n\nThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house\nand laying up supplies for the winter. \n\nThe grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. \n\nCome winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands\nto know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. \n\nCBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with\nfood. \n\nAmerica is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? \n\nKermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." \n\nJesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then\nhas the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. \n\nTom Daschle &John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an\nimmediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share." \n\nFinally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act,"retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to\nhire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. \n\nHillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. \n\nThe ant loses the case. \n\nThe story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. \n\nThe ant has disappeared in the snow. \n\nThe grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once\npeaceful neighborhood. \n\nMORAL OF THE STORY: Vote Republican
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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i one had an ant cleaning my deposited bacteria.. oh how i loved that ant it was my pride and joy however 1 day i was walking in the forest and a giant bear attacked me... ill never forget that day when i lost my ant quite sad really...
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Elephants because they are stong and can be very agressive. They would use their tusks to stab the polar bear if they don't trample it. Normly, though, most beings just run away at the site of the immense size of an elephant. I'm not saying that the polar bear will run away, but it would probably stand down and be dicouraged.
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A terrified and wounded ant.
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ants have six legs, so if they loose one or two they are still fine. And they don't feel the same kind of hurt than we do (at least they don't have pain receptors of a type which is comparable to ours), so an ant with a damaged or even missing leg may just walk on without being too much bothered by it. Watch their behavior, it will tell you how bad they feel (give it a minute or two).\n\nSo if you just damaged one of its legs, you should let it live, because it still can live on quite nicely. If you stepped on part of its body it is probably kinder to kill it completely because it is not going to be able to live on anyway.
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I would say garner a cheetah's wisdom. I've always wondered how animals think and what they think about, and since the cheetah is my favorite animal, I would love to know everything they know. And I think I would feel bad taking a whooping crane's last resort.
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haha ive heard this one...open the fridge, ask the giraffe nicely to get out, then put the elephant in the fridge.
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Ant colonies will fight each other, and ants can tell if an ant is from another colony through the use of pheromones, so the ant cannot join another colony.  Ants are also dependent on one another for survival.  They protect each other, and communicate the location of found food by using pheromones.  Without it's colony mates, a single ant will probably starve to death or be killed by other ants or some other predator.
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Goes back to the ancient days when elephants were used to move a lot of things. One elephant ,one day, refused and its owner went behind the elephant and smacked him in the jewels with a log. After that the elephant was fine. The next day another elephant did the same thing. Its owner asked the elephant if he remembered yesterday. The elephant nodded. The owner then asked the elephant if he wanted to get hit and the elephant shook his head vigorously and behaved himself..We been shaking and nodding the same way ever since.
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How do u fit 4 elephants in a volzwagon?\nTwo in the front, Two in the back.  DUH.\n\nHow do u know if there's been an elephant in ur fridge?\nThere's a set of foot prints in the penutbutter.\n\nHow do u know if there's been TWO elephants in ur fridge?\nThere's TWO sets of foot prints in the penutbutter.\n\nHow do u know if there's been THREE elephants in ur fridge?\n(most will answer, three footprints in the penutbutter?)\nNoooo, you can't close the door.\n\nHow do u know if there's been FOUR elphants in ur fridge?\nThere's a VW parkd in the back. :D\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\nHow do u fit an elephant in ur fridge?\nOpen the door, put the elephant in the fridge, and close the door.\n\nHow do u fit a giraffe in the fridge?\n(most will give the answer of the above joke.)\nNoooo, open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and THEN close the door.\n\nAlright so check this, there once was a lion, king of the jungle, calld for a meeting right, who didn't make it?\nThe giraffe, cause he's still in ur fridge!!!\n\nThere's these two travlers in a canoe trying to cross a water infested with crocadiles.  How did they make it across safely?\nThe crocadiles were at the meeting!!!
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hermit crab: shut up. She explained herself, now leave her alone. She obviously doens't need your help.\n\nKay: I need you to contact me and tell me what you know about your husband's death. I need date, time, location, etc. Let me know what is going on with you and the kids too. I look forward to your contact.