WHY lS DlCK CHENEY NOW KNOWN AS ELMER FUDD?
156225
Because he is an idiot just like his monkey friend.
252871
I bet the Liberals will blame Bush or Cheney. lol
527471
Aloys Schicklgruber   ^_^  (then changed to Alois Hitler)
976611
gotta good story about ol' cheney. \n\nin the 1990s Iran was sponsoring anti-american terrorism. Khobar towers bombing etc.  \nWith the suppor of america and the international community, President Clinton wisely stopped trading with Iran for good reasons.  Conoco had a billion dollar oil deal with Iran.  This would have stopped the deal.  Cheney, working for Halliburton, criticized Clinton for his wise decision because he wanted halliburton to continue making billions.  Bottom line, Cheney would rather have a relationship with terrorists and have money.  Does that sicken you?  It does for me.  He's evil and greedy.
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It is a conflict of interest. But nothing will be done about it.  That is politics. Cheney also has a lot of political experience.  He has been involved with politics for a long time.  Governor of Wyoming, he was on the first President Bush staff and I believe he was on Presidents Nixon and Fords staff. (however don't quote me on that one it might have been a different president)
777310
I think he sounds like Elmer Fudd
406055
What makes you think Cheney did that on accident? I sure don't think it was an accident, I think he really wanted to kill the man for not following orders about Scooter Libby. These people are Nazi's.
737548
He never died! He was wise enough to take on a new identity, and just make it "LOOK" as if he died.\n\nI'll bet Dick Cheney knows all about where he is, what his new name is and how to contact him. But you'd be better off asking a car salesman than asking Cheney, although they all go to the same school for learning deception.
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what Cheney has been doing, first as Secretary of Defense, then since 2001, and still today, has been to work to take the power of government away from the nation-state, and transfer that power to shoot to financier interests owned and used by the imperialist financier class. What Cheney has done to that effect, is therefore far worse than treason.\n\nRid ourselves of his position in government, urgently, now, while you still may, and restore the military, intelligence, and police functions of the nation back into the hands of constitutional government. Reverse immediately all legislation and other actions which perpetuate what is the intrinsic corruption associated with the legacy of the functional relations among Cheney, Rumsfeld, George Pratt Shultz, Halliburton, and Bechtel.
167895
The whole story reminds me of Elmer Fudd...  :)
664972
because the real dicks name was bill
277259
Evil maniac. He has pushed concentrating power into an Executive Branch that is so repressive it is becoming a dictatorship. A dictatorship holds and tortures prisoners without a trial, spies on it's own citizens, and represses free speech. He promoted a war with lies that has killed over two thousand Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis. During the Vietnam War Cheney was a draft dodger. Halliburton, the company that he worked for made millions off this war while bankrupting our country. Cheney will in the end reap personal $enrichment off the war.
440423
All that and more: the stop lights on my way to work were mistimed, so I missed them both. But I think that was Cheney's fault.\nIf only liberals could take a joke... one that's not named Clinton or Kennedy, that is.
98784
It probably was an accident. I mean, why would Cheney shoot his fellow Republican on purpose?
741480
This must be new, haven't heard of this yet.  1st amendment is the reason why.  Shoot, Mr Cheney told a senator to go f*&^ himself in the senate house, balls being met with balls is OK in my book.  I admit it, I like Cheney, alot more politicians should be told to go f#%$# themselves.
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FFS - are you too stupid to do your own internet search?!?\n\nGerry Studds - enter Gerry Studds, page, scandal\n\nStill too much for you? Fine - here ya go: \n\n~*~*~\nGary Studds Congressional Biography\n\nSTUDDS, Gerry Eastman, a Representative from Massachusetts; born in Mineola, Nassau County, N.Y., May 12, 1937; attended the public schools in Cohasset and Derby Academy in Hingham, Mass.; B.A., Yale University, 1959; M.A.T., history, same university, 1961; teacher at St. Paul’s School, Concord, N.H.; foreign service officer, United States Department of State, 1961-1962; member, President Kennedy’s White House staff, 1962-1963; legislative assistant to Senator Harrison A. Williams, Jr., 1964; State Coordinator of United States Senator Eugene McCarthy’s presidential primary campaign, 1968; delegate, Democratic National Convention, 1968; elected as a Democrat to the Ninety-third and to the eleven succeeding Congresses (January 3, 1973-January 3, 1997); censured by the Ninety-eighth Congress pursuant to H.Res. 265, passed July 20, 1983; chairman, Committee on Merchant Marine and Fisheries (One Hundred Third Congress); was not a candidate for reelection to the One Hundred Fifth Congress.\n\n~*~*~\nAP’s Extraordinary Double Standard Regarding Mark Foley and Gerry Studds\nPosted by Noel Sheppard on October 15, 2006 - 12:23.\n\nSince the Mark Foley page story first broke, there have been many articles discussing the double standard in which Republican and Democrat sex scandals are handled by Congress and the media. No finer example of such hypocrisy has been demonstrated than by the Associated Press on Saturday, October 14, which had nothing but high praise for the now deceased former Rep. Gerry Studds while it continued to heap scorn on Foley.\n\nFor example, an article entitled “Studds, first openly gay person elected to Congress, dead at 69,” spoke glowingly of the former Congressman who, unlike Foley, actually had a sexual encounter with a seventeen-year-old male page in 1973. In fact, the AP suggested that this was an important moment in history for gay rights:\n\n     “Gerry often said it was the fight for gay and lesbian equality that was the last great civil rights chapter in modern American history. He did not live to see its final sentences written, but all of us will forever be indebted to him for leading the way with compassion and wisdom,” said his husband, Dean T. Hara, 49, in a statement.\n\nThe article included some glowing praise from a current member of Congress:\n\n    U.S. Rep. Barney Frank (D-Newton), who announced he was gay four years after Studds’ disclosure, said yesterday his colleague didn’t let the scandal get in his way.\n\n    “It was very important to see, for young people in particular, somebody as capable and talented as he be openly gay,” said Frank, “That gave a lot people the courage to say, ‘I can survive this business in being honest about who I am.’”\n\n~*~*~*~*~\n\nGerry Studds Dies at 69; First Openly Gay Congressman\nNew York Times\nBy DAMIEN CAVE\nPublished: October 15, 2006\n\nGerry E. Studds, the first openly gay member of Congress and a demanding advocate for New England fishermen and for gay rights, died early Saturday at Boston University Medical Center, his husband said.
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You answered your own question..It's because a lot of people have confused His title with His name.