When your drunk what do you do???
139227
Answer these questions. Some of my best replies are alcohol-induced!!
17871
When you get really intoxicated you can actually start to talk to spirits. \n\nI have seen a drunk man speaking to his glass of scotch for 2 hours straight, and having some heated discussions. They don't respond to you unless you have sufficient amount of it in your blood stream.\n\n...Then, almost magically, you can hear them talk.\n\nAnd oh yes, they do things for you. Guide you and your car into the lamppost for enlightenment. Put you into bed with the ugliest person in the world.\n\nAnd if you try to communicate with them long and hard enough they send you the small insects that crawl on your skin.
956323
how much do you drink???
942801
there in my house hanging in my living room... lol jk  just drink the beer and watch football.. hey its thanksgiving... time to get drunk and tune out the nagging ladies jk...
1155704
get together with your girlfriends this weekend, get real drunk, make sure that your friends dont let you go with a guy.  Cry, smoke cigarettes, fall down, make a fool out of yourself.\n\nSleep it off.\n\nGo to the gym everyday.  Get fit and get those endorphins kicking.\n\nSpend more time at work.  Start kicking *ss.\n\nThen start going to business networking meetings.\n\nYou will be fine.
607883
If you won't be drinking or anything then nothings wrong. you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. just go home. but don't let someone who HAS been drinking drive you home. even if it was one beer.
1049584
Lay off the drinking cause you are aparrently adversely affected.  A mad drunk is no fun to be with and it makes many nervous.
607572
3 am\n\nsometimes earlier when im drunk and pass out
38355
a quick infusion of alcohol should work for the night then tommorow go start you a new family,\nand things should turn out better, glad i could help.
241057
Don't start drinking. Go out and have some fun, but stay sober, you are bound to have more fun when you are sober, besides that, you won't wake up forgetting where you were at the day before. :D Or you won't wake up in some strange place. :p
102497
you get drunk & get over it :-)\nor if it meant alot to you, try working it out.
460045
Congratulations on your sobriety. I suggest you do puzzles and play word games. Some of it will come back but you need to work it.
618482
neither one of you should be drinking.Being drunk is just an excuse for acting stupid.You need to work out your feelings about what happened or you may explode one of these days.
123913
what the ....?\nwhat are you saying are you drunk!?
647392
you have a common denominator here.\n\nyour drunk in all cases.\n\nwake up. your drunk and wonder why things are messed up?\n\n\nI wouldn't waste my time explaining.  sorry.\n\n\nGood Luck.
630321
Focus on yourself; get a new hairdo, get in better shape, read a book,or go out with girlfriends. Do take his number out of your phone (in case you are a drunk dialer), don't call him. If you see him out, say hello and leave it at that.
1040632
Darling, you must be drunk now..