Is my Mom sick....farts?
146973
When you all next hear from my daughter it will be from the GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! and her own farts have made household pets puke and her father's aren't any better!
709197
Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)
324580
This isn't the first time a human being took a crap.  You do it.  She does it.  Your mom and your dad do it.  Everyone does it.  If you are going to do anything, it should be to laugh about it!
679278
I think you are talking to us from your space ship right now...get a grip...isalm is not a disease idiots like you are the problem.... as for your question, I know that I just lost two minutes of my life listening to your nonsense.  I have just one question for you....Is it cold in your mom's basement this time of year?
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Your mom may be having an allergic reaction to the dust or mold stirred up by fans or AC. If she has a tendency to develop asthma, the cold air can also irritate her airways and make her short of breath.\n\nDizzy spells can be a symptom of low blood pressure. Ask her when she gets these spells (where, when and what she's doing at the time). That will help narrow down the possible causes.
733157
OK this is TRUE...  My mother, wanting to get alittle healthier as she ages, decided to take some "wheat grass" for its nutrients.  It comes in a green, rather powdery form that you should mix with some water and drink it down.  Well she didn't mix it with water and instead took a tablespoon and tried swallowing it plain.\n\nShe must of taken a little breath and then began to choke but didnt want to waste this expensive nutrient so she tried to hold it in and get it down.  Well she ended up coughing while still trying to hold the wheat grass in, she shot out puffs of green numerous times.  She looked like a dragon trying to use its power for the first time.  We almost died laughing at this sight!  Wish you could of been there!!  Her new nickname is "Puff the magic dragon" or just "Puff" for short!
923853
Maybe it means she has a little gas....?
33900
secretions r normal but ecessive, well might wanna check with your mum on that one
1116473
Could be a sign. When my mother was pregnant she couldn't stand the smell of certain foods that she used to love. My best friend's mother said every time she was pregnant she liked the smell of gas when they were filling up at the pump. \n\nTry a home test and if you still aren't sure, see your doctor of course.
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Your mama's so fat that when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.\n\nYour mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house.\n\nYour mama's so fat I don't need a joke\n\nNeed more?:\nhttp://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html\n\nHave a good laugh!!
692131
PLEASE I URGE YOU TO TAKE HER TO HER PEDO DR, POSSIBLY HAVE AN ULTRSOUND OR CHEST XRAY DONE, DOES SHE HAVE A RATTELY BREATHING SEQUENSE?? ARE THERE ANY ABNORMALITIES IN YOUR FAMILY, THINK HARD....GOOD LUCK... HOPE ALL GOES WELL!
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
963180
i think your mom is winding you up!
125632
Well, I just farted and it stinks pretty bad, so if I can't stand it then it must be really bad... :)  By the way, I am laughing so uncontrolably right now I am crying..GOD TIMING IS EVERYTHING ISN'T IT???
927500
its probably just puss, it happens to some women, ask your mom, and you really do need to go to the Dr. sorry.
607089
O.k..\nLast week my sister got married and I was her bridesmaid...\nI dont know whether it was the cappucino or not but I Pooted during the blessing prayer!!..lol\nNo... Im not going to lie I farted and it was sooo loud because it was quiet then... the smell started to spread and the preacher was making twisted faces and stuff... and my BIL was laughing my sister was too...\nand someone was taping it for my mom so the next day she was showing it to people who didnt get to see it and they were laughin because the fart was audible... I was soo embaressed... the thought still makes me cringe n wanna cry...
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From your email, I assume you don't mean your mom is clinically insane, but just 'crazy'... Could be she is going through menopause, which makes women act really different and causes mood swings like you have described. Rather than go into the reasons why she is acting the way she is, here is some advice:\n1) Try to be patient - it sounds easier said than done, but empathise. Try to put yourself in your mom's shoes when talking back to her. Don't say things you wouldn't want to hear from a daughter of yours someday.\n2) Tune out - meaning try to think of something else when she is one of her 'moods'...divert your mind so the rantng is just background noise and not the grand opera.\n3) Get out of the house more - try having your own life. If you are not around to do your brothers' laundry, they will be forced to do it own their own. Or even if you do stay home, don't do it! They only carry on allowing you to do it, because you do.\n4) Stop starving yourself & denying yourself fun just because of what's happening at home. No one benefits from this situation, least of all you. \nAbout living with it for 5 years more, take heart. Look forward to the day you are old/independant enough to move out. Things may change and you may actually start looking *forward* to visiting home.\n\nRemember: you can choose friends, not family, but in the end family are the only friends you'll have.