have you ever slept with a midget?
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nope... but I am thinking, sleeping with them would be the same just not as much legs to get in the way
538346
slept with a black girl once... was just curious...she was lovely.
1070649
Yes I have.\nI can't relax when hubby is at work to sleep....\nSo I just sit here\n☺
1139985
the midget wouldn't have legs that long.
82042
little people have penises that are proportionate to their size, just like "normal" sized men. I have known a little person who has had a penis that was larger than "normal"
307394
i found this really cute one. i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you. i dont know how to work that into any thing tho.
95931
because small people are called midgets ^^
500936
I slept with my dad's best friend the night of my high school graduation. I had been flirting with him for years. At least he had the decency to wait until I was legal.
443314
Yes!I Have!! When I was living in an Apartment Building, At 1280 Humboldt Avenue, In Denver Colorado! When My Husband worked Nights, I went to bed one Night, and was woken-Up by a noise. I then saw a tall Man, Dressed in a Black Outfit, with a Black Cape on,and a Large Black Brimmed Hat on. I asked Him What He wanted, But He Didn't answer! He went from the Bedroom Door,(It was Closed) around to My Bed. I just Covered Myself up, and went to sleep. Nothing really Happened. It was really Freaky, and scary!!
1062210
sleep with someone else.
801316
my husband and I one night after love making fell asleep,I forgot about my dildo,guess I left it on my pillow,woke up in the middle of the night because I thought someone was pulling my hair,hubby shot out of bed to see whats the matter,and he busted out laughin', I HAVE THE DILDO STUCK IN MY LONG HAIR ! it took us 10 mins to get it out of my hair,to this day when we are fighting my hubby jokes at me " Don't be a D I CK head" ha ha ha ha ha
1085949
Have you tried sex???!!!
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when i first moved in with my then girlfriend (now wife) we only had a single. now we have a queen. we've stayed at hotels with a king. we didn't like the king because there's too much space so we didn't cuddle up. queen's perfect because you are lying close together but no one is falling off
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EWWWWWWWWWWW......\nsadly yes... a 15yr old male friend of mine was staying at my house for a week.. n i caught him on my bed wearing my bra and holding my undies.. white shit every where...\nsik prick... i never looked at him the same way again\nCOOTIES....
127202
Actually, midgets prefer to be called small people, sotechnically there is no difference, but to answer your question i believe they must be smaller then 3 foot 10
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"There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was. \n\nThe doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. \n\nThe midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached. \n\nThe midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked. \n\nThe doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots.""
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WOW PRATHEEK! i guess u scratched urself in ur sleep cuz it happened to me before too...but mine were not 8 centimeters long!!