y do we wake up with morning wood ?
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because your penis has a mind of it's own.
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saran wrap the bedroom doorway before person wakes in the morning.
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No question.....sunrise!\n\nIt's like so dependable. You know it will be there to look forward to. Yeah, a brand new beginning......\n\nMornings are so still......so quiet.......so peaceful. You honestly can't beat them!! Everything just seems like its all going to be ok when that sun comes up. I loveeeee mornings. :)
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Get into the habit of getting up early, it's very helpful in the long term. Refer to this page if you need help http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/05/how-to-become-an-early-riser/
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Try waking up first, you ugly prick!
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A good trick to start waking up early is to drink a lot of water when you go to bed. That is what the Native Americans did because you will have to use the bathroom and to do it your body will wake you up. Even if you wet the bed your body still will wake you up. There is also another trick heat the house up. This means go to sleep cold wake up warm. If you are under the covers chances are you will wake up and pull them off of you when your place is hot.\nTo go to sleep there is medicine and sex.
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If we thought this way we wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.\n\nBut then there's a chance the ceiling might fall on us..............or the ceiling fan.\nYikes.
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cause they have an erection in the morning.
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well that's just it, we just dont want to do what we are supposed to, especially when we have other options.\n\nyou feel you have to rebell the fact that you have to wake up, perhaps you wish you were at a better point in your life, like at a point that will not require you to wake up early :)
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WOULD you LOVE me iN the MORNing
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Well try waking up in the morning. 1.the wheel rolls down an inclined plane and hits a lever. 2. the lever then triggers a pully.   i got you started now use your imagination for the rest.....
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I am going to assume that you use an alarm clock to wake you up in the mornings.  If this is so, move the clock away from the bed to a place where you have to get out of bed to shut the alarm off.
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we wake up after a while
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Looks like everyone took the Morningwood answer . . . also . . . it is not necessarily that is the main reason . . . it is also our dreams . . . if we are having an erotic dream in the morning and we have the wood . . . might as well put the emotion and ready equipment to good use.
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after u sleep and before ur partner wakes up
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Good morning to you too.  Yes, it is.
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Its the best cure for morning wood