What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you at church?
149936
I was an acolyte and was performing as deacon at the time.  During communion (the rail was pulled and pad down for people to kneel, and I was seated on the altar behind the rail). \n\nThe stupid torchbearers who were sitting in front of the rail behind the choir were making faces at me and I started to laugh.  I mean REALLY side splitting about to pee myself laugh.  I was absolutely mortified, and that just made me laugh even harder!\n\nI ended up bowing my head, moving the rail, hopping over the kneeling pad, and running to the sacristy.  Luckily everyone thought I was crying, and that I was sick. \n\nJust terrible.
1108223
my most embarassing moment......damn, that was funny........i remember that day like it was yesterday...\n\n\nthere was this one time....\n\n\n\n\n\n.......wait!!!.....im not gonna tell u and millions of other ppl on the internet!!!
331959
The day I heard Jesus laugh was both funny and weird.  \n\nThe full story is in link below:
538764
My stomach growled so loud once in Church that both my wife and son looked at me to see if I was OK... LOL, kind of embarrassing at the time, but a little funny now.
264528
embarrassing moment or movement...?  I fell going up stairs in front of my entire sixth grade class....landed with my face pressed against the wall....thankfully after the laughter they asked if I was ok.
404139
AAHAHA.  You're terrific! :)\n\nI remember when I was "practicing" for my first communion, they passed out little sandwich bags full of christ crackers so we could practice our cannibalism at home with mom and dad...I thought they were yummy, so before I left the church I swiped 3 more bags to take home with me. I just may have made baby jesus cry.
565156
Crapping my pants in the presence of Jesus!
351194
It has happened to me today at work :)\n\nI was ill-speaking of someone, when I found him at my back listening to every SINGLE word of what I said.\n\nOMG, this has been so embarrasing and I looked red like a tomato :)
1036223
i had my dress stuck in my underwear in church crossed over people in church and nobody said anything for 30 minutes i was even standing up the whole time and finally someone said your dress is stuck in your underwears but she said it really loud and  the whole 2 rows stop clapping and started laugahing at me i was so embaras
233744
I was sitting in a pew in Sacred Heart, and it occurred to me that the priest was the most deluded man on the face of the earth, if he actually believed what he was telling us. \n\nAlso, that if anyone found out that I was a lesbian, I'd be the next crucifiction.
670157
Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
880431
That was great.  When my husband, 6'1" was baptized in much the same manner.....the pastor almost almost dropped him when leaning him back.  My husband passed away l months later.  Thank you for bringing back a funny memory of when he was here.  After being melancholy all Thanksgiving, you gave me something great!
317286
No, I did not, but I do want to go to Church.  The problem I have is that I have a disabled child and two other children.  We did go once and it was awful because we spent the whole time trying to keep our child quiet.  The other two boys were OK and could go off to special groups for the children.  It was quite a stressful experience, so now I try to pray at home.  A pity really, because I wanted my children to grow up knowing all about Church and the meaning of Christmas and Easter.
268056
I had an unusual confirmation. . . I was Baptized and Confirmed at the Easter Vigil last year.  Everything happened so fast, but what I remember was I was (and am) very happy.\n\nThe Church was standing room only and I was with 4 other candidates for Confirmation.  Took about 15 minutes to go through the Rite and I remember it was HOT!  Lots of spotlights and the AC wasn't on and nervous (I think that had a lot to do with it).  I would suggest you drink some water before going (I would like to have had something lite to eat, but with the required 1 hour of not eating before the Eucharist it wasn't possible).\n\nIf you have a more detailed question, please feel free to contact me via my profile. (Contact, not IM - at work and no IM here).
763710
I was walking along the street and I tripped over a broken paving slab...fell flat out into the road just as a long line of schoolchildren came round the corner.  I was so embarrassed that I staggered up and walked away. I didnt realise that I had broken my arm until about 10 minutes later :((
503235
LOL HEY THAT IS DAM FUNNY... A NUDE CHURCH.. WONDER IF THE PREACHER GETS NUDE AT A NUDE CHURCH HEY LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND ONE.. BE FUNNY TO SEE
225724
T'was during the service of the Evil Stepmother (for real) when the priest asked everyone to pray so that her soul may ascend to heaven. At that moment lightning struck twice. I almost burst out laughing out loud! Now I believe there is a God!\n\n2nd time, it was a fieldmouse desperate to get out of the hole, jumping up n down on the casket.