If you had extra arm and hand, would you crime fight, or pretend to have alien in shirt?
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I would have an extra arm or hand to help me around the house with cleaning and cooking and taking care of my husband and all that stuff I do each and every day...\n\nI am not able to fight crime as I am disabled and I am old enough to not do stupid jokes like pretend I have an alien in my shirt...\nWhy on earth would anyone do that???...
716604
I'd love to be Bucky Katt from "Get Fuzzy", the dumb conservative cat that Rob owns. That way I get to be the butt of jokes and the comic humor of the movie. \n\nI mean, I have a Midwestern American accent, I can't play very much in comic book characters.
746506
Not unless I wore my light up devil-horns...although, even that wouldn't work if it was a costume party...\n\n*sigh* I am so friggin' short...
1099881
Would he keep this secret weapons in his pocket protector?\n\nOh wait, the sweater conceals his superhero uniform and the hair is just a decoy.
556158
I'm an ALIEN from outer space!\nGive me Papa Smurf any day...I'll devour him like a blueberry muffin!
1028157
sure--i,d give him my shirt to cover up with---this guys havin a bad day!!!!--its the VERY least thing i could do for him!!
266572
if they match your other hand?
1185078
Hello, i'm completely alien.  I have green skin and a pear-shaped head.  My home is on Xtubrlachinad in the Orion Galaxy.  I have been living here for three of your earth years and your human voice can not physically pronounce my real name.
751214
LOL!\n\nYou are my hero!\n\nAnswer to your question:\nQuit wearing the Jar Jar Binks costume.
815825
I would rather be a robot. I wouldn't wanna walk around eating brains and stuff. Robot can be upgraded and I can get some missles and frigging sweet laser beams. That would be totally sweet !!!!!  Plus I could to the robot dance... sweet.
1079241
i skipped the avatar but i feel my avatar would resemble a bruce willis? maybe yea... im 24 though so you know a younger bruce with blonde hair shaved......i guess i dont really resemble bruce......what was the question???
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i suppose it depends on whether or not you find the alteration desirable or not.\n\nin my case, were i being transformed into a giant preying mantis man, i'd be working on developing my secret identity and starting to look for locations for my super-secret crime fighting lair.\n\nfinding a disreputable, but brilliant scientific type dude might also be a good idea, especially if he has a lab/training facility in which you might be able to discover the extent of your new abilities.\n\nkeep on the lookout for any pretty young reporters you might be able to develop a tragic love subplot with.  she will be able to provide with valuable information, so it's worth the trouble when she gets kidnapped every other week.\n\nif, on the other hand, you do not welcome the change.  hmmm... that's gonna be a bit harder.\n\nwho are you afraid of being discovered by?  the aliens?  if they've begun modifying your DNA, it's likely they've already fitted you with an implant that gives them your precise location, as well as monitoring your metabolic activity and even some background environmental data (temperature, humidity) in order to keep track of their experiment.  hiding in your basement won't help you, they know exactly where you are.  your best best is to develop friendly, even cordial relations with your experimentors.  even if they merely regard you as a pet, they may be less likely to scrap you after the experiment than if you are just a lab specimen.\n\nif you're hiding from your neighbours, i recommend obtaining a long trenchcoat and fedora.  it's amazing the kinds of physical transformations that can be hidden with this garb, particularily if you limit yourself to poorly lit scenes.\n\ngood luck with the transformation.  let us know what powers you develop.  hope you get super-strength, and not something lame like the ability to eat hundreds of aphids an hour or something.
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Honestly. Honestly. Only if Powerman is in it and he talks jive. I think people would LOVE that!!! No joke or racism intended. Straight up 1970's street talking jive.\n\nAnd the costumes should always be acturate. though I assure you no studio would allow the costume.
376520
Of course the temptation would be there, I mean we are all only human.  But I think common sense would prevail for me and I would glove it up.  Maybe even double glove.
993865
no because then id be rock id rather be a human...
1106365
Undercover Traffic Cop.\n\nSince we are fantasizing, instead of giving the a-holes tickets, I would have the power to immediately impound their cars and suspend their driving privileges.\n\nI would drive around in a Kermit-the-Frog Green Gremlin and catch everybody who is the recipient of the finger from other drivers.
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Hey, you already chose my answer as the best. Thanks alot. I guess I owe you one. You can count on me. Just as long as you include me in the fun.I would make a good bodygaurd also. Call me if you need me.