1.how can i have sex? 2.How can i be a footballer?
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1. ask yer mom 2. buy a soccer ball n join a team
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If you have been playing football for teams, such as your school team and local kids clubs, and haven't been approached by a club by the time you are 20 then the chances are that you are simply not good enough to play professional football.\n\nOf course, there are always examples of players who somehow escaped the "scouting net", in which case you could put together a "CV" detailing your achievements (some agents use videos, particularly when trying to sell a foreign player to a team) and send it to clubs directly. I wouldn't hold out much hope of a positive response though.\n\nProbably the best thing you can do is to join an amateur team at the highest level you can, enjoy playing, and keep hoping that you will be spotted by a visiting scout.
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take it slow\ncommunicate about what feels good and what doesn't\nuse condoms
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First of all, can you act?\nb
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If you are that good, then get yourself back into the local football teams and start impressing the coaches, once you have done that then the coach will let teams know and then if the teams are interested the scouts will come looking to see you play, and if you are good enough they will offer you a trial with their club, your other alternative is to try and get into a non league team, but a team that plays regularly and try from there. You will be very very lucky if you can find any team that will give you a trail just on your comments about how good you are. Good luck though.
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To have sex of course. If that is not possible, you could masturbate.\n\nIf both of them are not possible. Pull you penis out, get it good and hard, the smash it will a hammer. You will not feel like sex then.
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Start by looking in the right places.  Determine the kind of person you want, and go where he is.  If you want a drunk, go to a bar  If you want a jock, go to a health club.  If you want a person of faith, go to a church or join a coven of pagans.  Get involved in a political campaign, even a republican one if you have to.  Go back to school. You have to give yourself the opportunity to meet new people first.  The second part is simple.  Relax and be yourself.  Stop looking and start having fun.  People are attracted to happy, fun people who enjoy life.
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Be a lover.\nNot a fighter....
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go to nikefootball.com its the best site for now...and those tricks there look damn hard to perform but trust me,with the right training everyone can do it...good luck...!!!
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1)B.V.B - my schools name\n2)attacking midfielder,winger(i play both)\n3)11\n4)lots of..but i guess my win today was satisfying enough as i scored a beauty(no kidding)..cant remember more..lol..\n5)uhmm..i dont think so..iam not the type of guy who gets upset ny a loss..lol..\n6)well,oneday,i was hurtling foreward and a defender suddenly stuck his leg out..i was thrown into the air as i was running very fast..i got many injuries..my knee bled,my head hit the ground and lots of other small injuries..\n\nI WON MY MATCH TODAY..LOL..
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Practise on ball control role.That's the most important part for a soccer player anyway.
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You need a good head on your shoulders first. This enables you to make snap decisions that will put you in the play. I also suggest conditioning. I mean running ablility is a must. If you can't run you can catch or out run someone else. Agility and flexability is a must. You must be able to move in different directions in an instant. If you are not flexible you will be more prone to injuries. Other than this you need good hands. Your hands play an essential part of the game. You  must catch the ball, throw the ball and use your hands to hold someone to tackle them and even use them to push them off of you to get to the play or to gain yardage. These are a few things you should work on to be a good football player. Attitude, confidence, hard work, determination and being coachable will help extremely. I hope this helps. JT Lay
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I played keeper last year it a hard job and a easy job.Like the first guy said work on falling or they will score on you all today.Make sure to work on your punts and free kicks, goal kicks.Practice alot it does make a different.And when it one on one you versus the forward or the attacker charged them if your in HS most kid get scared and mess and stretch your body when you charged the attacker.And comfort in the goal box.Good luck
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SAFE SEX\n\nEDUCATION
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1 condom, and go get yourself laid
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You'll need to work your all round game, passing especially. As the others have said, know what your teamsmates are likely to do so you can anticipate where to play the ball. Find out who likes the ball played to feet and who likes to run onto the ball.\n\nMake sure you look around alot, know where your teammates are and the opposition. Talk to your players as well. Let them know what's going on. Be fit so you can get up and down the field with every attack and defence. Or decide whether you'll be the holding player in midfield or the roamer.\n\nLastly be physical, don't let the opposition push you off the ball too easily.
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to be a player of a football club first you must be registered to their football academy. every club have different qualifications to register someone. you will be their player for their competition if you are contracted by them.