who would win in a fight...the two guys from brokeback mountain or michael jackson and his monkey?
142916
michael jackson and the monkey would definitely beat two queers
1046886
Ali for sure. He was a more technical fighter. hes waste rocky. Im seeing three of em' mick! Hit the one in the middle Rock!
284588
Guerilla with full combat gear would have the advantage over a Grizzly Bear.\nA GORILLA, on the other hand, may not fare so well against either.  Both the Grizzly and Gorilla have massive strength to size ratios, but the Grizzly wins out hands down on the claws and teeth aspect while the Gorilla is mainly an herbivore with no claws and dentition to match.
200923
Tsk tsk tsk..**shakes head**\n\nCOME ON PEOPLE!!! yes, yes, yes, I know that Michael J. Fox is short. But are you forgetting about Yoda?? No one is shorter AND more powerful. As far as the Parkinsons, pfffffffft!!! I heard Michael singing:\n\n ♫ Ain't nothin' gonna breaka my stride.....ain't nothing gonna slow me down. Oh no! I've gotta keep a movin'! ♫\n\nOk so his taste in music sucks, but what an attitude eh??\n\nAnd think about it!! He is brilliant. If he can travel to the past and then to the future, while being a Ronald Regan wannabe, WHILE battling Skippy and Malory......he can certainly take on the Dark Force!\n\nYes, MJF has my vote for jedi!!!
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Mike Tyson would win. Mr 'T' (Clubber Lang) comes at you in a straight line, with no lateral movement. Also he does'nt move his head to slip punches and he backs off in a straight line, instead of stepping to the side. The only problem with a'peak' Tyson is that he did'nt fight on the inside...he would just wait for the ref to break. Mike would knock him out like Trevor Berbick and Pinklon Thomas.
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I would keep Michael Jackson for the Neverending entertainment..lol and Star Jones I would keep for good conversation, maybe sex and because she weighs less than the men.  I do not know who Bode Miller is.  Bill O'Reilly is confrontational so he might get the boot, only if he wigs out.  Pat Robertson would be a good person to talk to.  I would probably throw Ted Kennedy because I know he is heavy and it would be a logical choice.
1113607
Well, if its the evil monkey from Chris's closet, go get the cheating bastard monkey who stole his wife, so he can fire the rocket on him.  ;)
204687
Michael Jackson, but i wouldnt punch him out.\nFirst, id dangle him out of a 5 story building...\nSecond, id give him a few well placed kicks( though i dont know how much good that would do)\nThird, id make him watch reruns of Walker Texas Ranger\nLast, get Mike Tyson to punch him out ;-)
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Michael Jackson and the Flying Spaghetti Monster...\n\nWho can beat the man who created the moonwalk?
1003731
It depends on what kind of fight it was and if there were weapons involved.  By weapons I don't necessarily mean guns or knives.  They are both some big dudes.
706998
neither..Michael jackson-without him neither one of them would be famous
964220
I really like the both of them since i'm a freak in X-men and LOTR movies. But if i had to chose a character for snake then i'd definitely chose Hugh Jackman because he's already given us a bad ass, don't really give a shit about consequences character in wolverine. Snake is basically that as well.
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Van Damme would win hands down. Steven Seagal's technique sucks. He has no control, and is in poor physical shape. I've worked with him, and he isn't all that good. He often hurts his stunt people because he isn't careful or well disciplined. Van Damme is very well disciplined. His technique is better and MUCH more precise. He is also a more patient fighter with more durability and stamina.
588346
micheal jackson at this time or flava flave
460033
No, Michael Jackson is a Freak. In my opinion.
239416
Wow. I just got done with a Mimi and Hilary Duff question, now I have Mimi and Jennifer Lopez. It's because I'm a guy isn't it? That's why I get these female questions. J-Lo is WAY better in acting, but then Mariah really isn't an actress ("Glitter" anybody?) In music I would pick Mariah. Both are sexy in looks though, so I won't split the 2 in that category.
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Neither.  Biff Tannen from "Back to the Future".  Ha!