whats more embarrassing,you farting out loud,or the smell after?
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
374202
its the methane in ur farts that make them stink the rest (about 99%) is just air (think about what it would smell like if it was 2% methane)
650933
The most embarrassing moment was coming out of a public restroom with my slip stucked in my underwear....and noticing it in the plastic sign as I was leaving the building.Oh how awful i felt....quickly untangled it!
646211
My bro...he was laughing and everybody else was but i wasn't because i was suffocating and somebody had to open the door and get me outside with air freshners.\n\ni mean seriosuly it smelled so freakin bad + it is embarssing\n\ni like doing that to sommeone because  the almost die out....\nand i also know who is lying also(also did for a research test in what will be a person's automatic reaction to the sound of fart_\nbecause i always carry around 2 whoppe cushions   1 keychain universeral remote(that is able to controll any tv)\nand i use that insstead real one\nand everybody went EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww, omg, holy sh1t, bitt1tch you gonna die, fuk you,he did it
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
44686
Because it closer to the begining of the digestive journey.   When a fart comes out - it has had to go through the intestines and it picks up all the stinks that are in there!!  The gases get more noxious if you have a stomache ache too - for some reason it just rots in there and really wreaks everyone out when you pass it.
1045362
All the time. But I usually fart, burp, sneeze, and then vomit. Sometimes I pee myself a little with all the chaos, but it's never too messy.
145625
LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
646598
laugh it off...hopefully the smell goes before it imprints itself on anyone's mind  lol
1107484
That's so gross. I don't enjoy the smell of any fart!
971707
sneezing and farting is more embarrassing because maybe you sneeze weird, which is already embarrassing. And you never know if you're going to spray spit or snot of food that's still in your mouth everywhere. And to fart at the same time, that just makes it more embarrassing, because chances are someone is going to hear and/or smell it, and farting in public is just embarrassing to start with. To sneeze and fart at the same time would be doubley as embarrassing as doing just one. When you're laughing and you accidentaly fart, you are already laughing, so you can laugh at yourself, so you won't be so embarrassed. And if you're laughing hard, you're face would most likely be red anyway, so you don't have to worry about blushing when you fart. Sneezing and farting at the same is definitely more embarrassing...
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
434314
laughing gas. it works pretty quickly and you will be all lightheaded and giddy...but you wont really be as concerned with what they are doing in your mouth lol.
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
937992
NO  it cuter when YOU fart
535386
as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?