how do you make yourself fart?
154907
eat alot of beans or other food that has alot of carbohydrates.  also take just a pinch of yeast with the food.  in 24 hours you'll be farting enough to light a fire.
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
1046741
Neither will help! To light your farts, the gas coming out of your backside needs to be a lot and have the right balance between methane, oxygen.\nBut I wouldn't do that. I heard that a group of guys did that and burnt their butts. Their butt caught on fire.
813860
yes farting is natural out bodies do it at the most awkward times.\nAlthough if someone has a farting problem that just stinks out the office..  Sometimes subtle hints help.\nLike wow that was a little smelly mate. mind opening some windows.. or asking for some spray to go around the office.\n\nIf these don't help then you will have to be forward.. \nLook mate..  these farts are starting to make me feel ill.. can  you move away when know your going to release one.\nor go to the toilet, Ask are you taking anything for it.\nbeing forward might make them feel awkward but also bringing it to there attention that its becoming a problem is the best.
21738
Don't push. Atleast that way the gas will escape without being so loud. That is of course assuming you meant poop, not pop.
173837
Take Gas-x That should help. Otherwise, try to change your diet to make you less gassy. good luck.
316753
Well what I suggest is eating something that is 1. Well cooked, 2. Smells good, 3. Has either Cheese or a High Sugary Content. It is hard for the body to digest well cooked food so there are lots of waste left so your poop will be larger. You will also have a larger amount of gas created because the body works so hard at digesting it. Also drink cold water before eating. Your body cannot digest cold water. this is a fact. It has to get it up to your internal temperature before it can digest it. So by doing this you kick on your metabolism. Which means the gas factory is primed and pumped when you drop in the first load of fuel. The cheese is because of Lactose. the body doesnt really like it so and it will make you gasy.\n\nAlso Cyfu you should make sure that you have no obstructions in your anal cavity blocking the expelling of farts.
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
938767
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
1010977
Well.....beans make you fart, so i'll say beans.\n\n(Dinner should come with a show, shouldn't it?)
97915
hmmmmm............maybe you're gassy????
633516
farts,burps,talking loud,clapping hands and talking to yourself!
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
1089766
veggies produce more gasses in the body, thus making you produce more gas by farting. its just the way the food breaks down in your digestive system.
380143
Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
103283
If you want more smelling farts, you have to include in your diet food containing amounts of Hydrogen Sulfide and Sulfur.  The more rich in Sulfur your diet is, more of those gases are going to be produced by the bacteria in the intestine, and  more smelly they will be your farts.\n\nFoods like onion, and eggs, are remarkable to produce stinking farts. On the other hand, for example, beans, produces great amounts of farts, although not necessarily smelly. Sorry aboyt my english... Enjoy your farts!
1034871
Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.\n    Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.