What do you do if you find a giant dog tick the size of a grape on your head?
154435
alcohol will make them relese and is the best method for removing this way you dont leave part of there head in your skin like if you just pull it off.
1183777
Hmm? Why would you want to report it? \n\nCall your local police station and they will get you in touch with the animal department. \n\nIf it's in the road, call the dot. \n\nGood luck!
378235
You can throw a lady dog and a boy parrot in a sack and see what happens. Be sure to play Barry White to get them in the mood. Do you think the dog would lay an egg? hehehe. That'd be awesome.
1012897
take it as an insult and ask for the testes (bulls balls)...after all they're a delicacy and  the ears are just something you give to a dog
1103275
get it to bite you .if you die you know its poisonous
464154
You can call your local animal control.
82548
sorry, i don't know, but that is funny. \n\nEdit: found it! Come here, my dear, good, beautiful doggie, and smell this excellent perfume which comes from the best perfumer of Paris. \n\nAnd the dog, wagging his tail, which, I believe, is that poor creature's way of laughing and smiling, came up and put his curious nose on the uncorked bottle. Then suddenly, he backed away in terror, barking at me reproachfully. \n\n"Ah miserable dog, if I had offered you a package of excrement you would have sniffed at it with delight and perhaps gobbled it up. In this you resemble the public, which should never be offered delicate perfumes that infuriate them, but only carefully selected garbage." \n\n- Charles Baudelaire
447384
when the time comes disguise yourself as a giant squid. if all else fail, jump right into its mouth.  good luck and may the squids bless you.
244138
set ur room on fire n blame the dog... or the neighbour's dog... or say u were wondering wat the experience wld haf been like if ne one questions u...
717159
Definitely call Animal Control.  DO NOT start a fire.  It could make the animal disoriented and feel threatened.  If it comes into your home instead of leaving, you may regret it.  If you do not have a local animal control, other local authorities should be able to help, like the fire department or the police.  Do not feel embarrassed to call on them- they are there to serve and protect.
786140
I seriously don't think the dog realizes what he did. They don't think the way people do. Forgive him and give him a hug, it will make you feel better.
866321
The dog usually has a sore back and is very touchy if handled. They might try to bite you if you go near them.
822575
buy a tape that has the rabbit in destress sounds on it from bass pro lay it down in a field make a blind you can hide behind . foxes coyotes will come out of the wood work looking for a free meal. i had a ball shotting them
363502
The dog was really drunk and didn't know what it was doing
25557
check it with a vet, and if it is dead they'll tell you what you can do with it.
654105
Treat them like a puppy.  Stick their nose in it.
997923
Climb to the top of a very tall building, tie an anvil onto your\npenis, and throw that puppy over the side.