Is it of to fart in church?
152089
yes its okay cuz the pastor does it 2 he just starts shouting when he does
84846
At least you are going to church. Weather or not you actualy speak/sing while you are there shouldnt matter.
319122
It's not mine so it might not count...\nAt my brother's confirmation he farted really loud in church and everyone around us started laughing.  It was the polite sort of laughter though, in your hand so it's quiet, you know.  Anyway, my sister was laughing so hard that she did it too and everyone lost it.  They started laughing hysterically in the middle of the mass.
461534
not really. This is more like an opinion not a fact. Your asking something that doesnt have a meaning to.\n\nIs it important to fart?.\n\nIs it important to urinate?.\n\nhmm how bout is it important to burp like your dog?. \n\nEveryone has their biased views. So if I was you.... dont even bother asking, It makes you look foolish and get a stupid answer in the end.
1081600
Not always. I personally don't like a bunch of effusive greeters when I go to a new church/visit. At past churches, this behavior is emphasized, but I have hard time doing it, or doing it sincerely. I'd rather wait until all the others are done, and have a more personal, in depth convo with them. But those that do, could be some of best too, some people are just naturally ebullient and want to be first to say 'hi'. Hope this helps.
1106698
Yes, in a public area. He lost his balance and farted. Another case, he was having a Thai massage and he farted....there were 6 other people getting massage in the same room.
298683
Once, I thought I could let out a left cheek sneak and ended up farting louder than I have ever farted in my life. Of course, the sermon stopped and the pastor said something like, "I think the spirit is moving". Lots of laughter and I had a very red face.
655946
I would never go to church again. Nothing is as boring as sitting down to listen to a lecture on a subject that I dont care about, droning out some old hymns, putting money in the offering plate, and shaking hands with the elderly. In fact, i might give up sex if it would keep me out of church forever.
176309
The most embarrassing thing for me was when I was younger and visiting a church in the area.  It was a strange non-denomiational church that had some really odd beliefs.  I used to smoke back in those days and the pastor was telling his congregation that people should not be afraid to do what they want.  If you feel like jumping up and dancing in church then do it.  Church should be about freedom.  \n\nSo I lit a cigarette and started smoking.  He stopped and told me that there was no smoking in church.  I told him I was just following his lead.  He said that was no what he meant.  I apologized for interrupting his freedom speech and left.  \n\nIt was embarrassing to me now but it was funny then.
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
963978
You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
589541
lol i tink it is funny when some people do it. whenever i hear someone fart i always say either "did you hear what that asshole said?" or speak to me o' toothless one." i make it even more funny. do you fart often?
916141
go to church a lot.....every lady that i've seen that goes to church and sits on their ass every sunday, and other church nights  have a fat ass!   I call them "pew butts"
538227
Lots of protein in your diet will cause you to fart a lot. Eggs have tons of protein. So, maybe.
318481
Is farting at the office bad??? \n\nI thought it was mandatory! \n\nHow else can you express your innermost feelings?
216344
yes. A fart is compressed methane extracted from food which you have eaten. Methane is easily combustible. Don't fart near a hot flame
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?