If I joined a crime syndicate, which crime family would best suit my needs for world domination?
148829
Depends on your ethnicity. If you have some Russian Heritage the Russian Mob reaches all over the world. If you are lucky enough to be Japanese then the Yakuzia is the fastes growing crime organization in the world. I'd reccomend you start your own and grow from there.
160840
The only 1930's gangster that comes to mind is: the one and only AL Capone. I'd be him because of the power to "feed someone to the fishes" or put "cement boots" on them if the double-crossed me. :)
386036
Have worked with a few differnt countries spec ops groups over the years. Would have to say that the Thai Spec Ops (these happen to be Thai marines) were tops on my list. The Malay were a close second. For anywhere in the world (desert, jungle, sea, mountain..) I would still have to go with the SEALS.
515618
My cousin brother's street team "Street Warriors".\nThey need a 12th man!
918354
'Uncle Duke' might be able to help, but he is expensive and a bit smarmy.\n\nDON'T go to Dick Tracy - he is dirty! \n\nContact Special Investigator Eliot Ness in Chicago - his team is untouchable.
516464
I would say get trillian.
791281
Apart from mythology, you are right.   The underworld in UK means gangsters operating above the law, in US you could say the Mafia.
887099
HELL YEA!! I'll Join! I'll bring my gats, and the whole gang can go jack an Escalade, and we'll all have shoot outs in da hood. Then we can turn into drug lords like Scarface, and buy a big ass mansion, and have more shoot outs there. Then we can have a big sign that says, "The World Is Ours"\n\nAnd then we can put cocaine in galaxy chocolate and sell it to make more money!!!\n\nIt's gonna be tight yall!!!!
357036
i would join a gang or escape
618430
I would suggest that you do as the Roman's do.  Check out monster.com and all those.
346375
Bin Laden if your an American. Otherwise i'd say the most sought after are the reminents of Hitlers high ranking officers at large that are still being tracked down and have been searched for for over half a century
1150589
Perhaps your mexican cousin can become a smuggler and your texas cousin can be a mule. And that way they would be like bonnie and clyde but border criminals.
964725
Get political, become the leader of a nation and order your troops into other nations' territories. No better way to commit a perfect crime. LOL.
599706
You could try a murder mystery. You can buy them online or in toy shops. Then you theme it all on that and get people to dress as characters. You even serve appropriate food, one i went to was pretty cool, it was Italian mafia style, so we ate pizzas and pasta and an amazingly rich choccie cake!\n\nHope you find what you are looking for! Have fun!
622540
No, I am thinking more like the Duvaliers ( sp ?) of Haiti. \nFrom Papa Doc on down to Chimpy Doc, you won't see a better example of a crime family.
692534
You could become a Crack dealer?\n\nBut then they get shot at alot
334534
triad - organised crime organisation