Is GW Bush smart enough to get into the Special Olympics, or does he fall below the cutoff mark?
147521
Insulting our president shows a lack of respect for the office.
1163349
Absolutely! He's ignorant and intellectually lazy, and what's worse is the fact that he doesn't care! In an interview with the BBC, the Welsh singer Charlotte Church talked about her meeting Bush. When she met him during a trip to the US, he asked her where she was from. When she told him that she was from Wales, he asked her what state that was in. She had to actually explain to him that Wales is a small country that's next to England! Bush is also quoted as having said something like, "I don't need anyone to tell me what to think, but I do need someone to tell me where Kosovo is." He's a stupid, gun-crazy, religious fanatic redneck and a walking disaster area. He's the worst thing to happen to the US, if not the whole world.
1117888
Yea, G-Bear...talk about STOOPID...at least this Republican knows how to spell "Pursuit"...\n\nNow, go back to school and get your Good Enough Diploma (GED, in case you didn't catch that).
1023663
That was great ! I think he does a good Bush.But nobody can beat the dumb*** himself!
603413
How much intelligence do you expect from this man.. He's bush!
841725
If he keeps his nose clean, he's got a very good shot at the Presidency.  I don't think just yet though, he needs a bit more seasoning.  But I do find the man compelling to listen to (his speech regarding religion in America was amazingly deep for a politician) and he gives off this aura that draws people close to him.  That's invaluable in a Presidential candidate.
550831
George Bush will be the next president there
1168381
NO...you have to be illiterate (see BUSH), evil, greedy AND dishonest!   You have to look like a monkey (see Bush), act like a monkey (see BUSH) and do as the other monkey's say (see bush administration).---you are thus over-qualified!
210844
I don't know...\nBeyonce might be able to use booty-dance-attack on Keys and emerge victorious! ;)
529660
Bush's greatest intellectual inaptitude is best evidenced by his inability to speak articulately and to form grammatically correct sentences. It's extremely ironic  that whomever asked this question, as well as most of those who answered it, have demonstrated that they are at least equally deficient. If you are going to attack someone's intelligence, you should be at least as intelligent as they are. Otherwise, you are unwittingly degrading yourself. Try to be a little less judgmental. While Bush may not be the most brilliant person, or the most eloquent speaker, he isn't a moron. You might try spending a few weeks under constant video surveillance and just see how smart you sound when the media rolls the tape. Good luck.
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It's hilarious.  Even if you accept his jibe at the pres it's still funny.  Bush was accepted into grad school at Harvard.  Kerry couldn't quite make the Harvard/Yale cut.  He had to go to law school at Boston College since his grades were not quite up to snuff.
5473
That's a difficult question to answer as I don't believe there is a uniform standard of intelligence tests that existed for all US Presidents.  Thus, as it may seem to many in this generation that George W. Bush is stupid, it may be that he is not the least intelligent of the bunch.  Other presidents have, in their time, made their own errors.  William Henry Harrision died of a cold, and William Howard Taft got stuck in a bathtub.
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You will not get an honest answer for this question. PC is what you'll get.\n\nRealistically. that's not going to happen anytime soon in USA. He'll not make it that far because he'll be assassinated when he's nominated.
139222
YES. Bush became president. If he can do it, anyone can.
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My tummy can tolerate taco bell!! and I certainly enjoy a good laugh.And Special thanks to Slate's Jacob Weisberg, who has been recording the accidental wit and wisdom of George W. Bush since 1999.\n"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003\n"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003\n"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's "Bush at War"\n"America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points." —George W. Bush, aboard his campaign plane, Sept. 18, 2000 \n"I got to know Ken Lay when he was head of the — what they call the Governor's Business Council in Texas. He was a supporter of Ann Richards in my run in 1994. And she had named him the head of the Governor's Business Council. And I decided to leave him in place, just for the sake of continuity. And that's when I first got to know Ken and worked with Ken." —attempting to distance himself from his biggest political patron, Enron Chairman Ken Lay, whom he nicknamed "Kenny Boy," Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2002 \n"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003\n"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order — order out of chaos. But we will." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003\n"All up and down the different aspects of our society, we had meaningful discussions. Not only in the Cabinet Room, but prior to this and after this day, our secretaries, respective secretaries, will continue to interact to create the conditions necessary for prosperity to reign." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003\n"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003\n"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003\n"He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis on all three." —George W. Bush, who had meant to say "the deflation issue" rather than "the devaluation issue," and accidentally sent the Japanese Yen tumbling, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002\n"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." —George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002\n"The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society." —George W. Bush, May 1, 2002\n"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." —George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000\n"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our childr
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i think he will be able to....i've caught a cpl 'tricks' he has done on tv and i think they were pretty cool. he'll be able to but might also pass out from the lack of O2 to the brain.
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Neither. He's neither good looking or know when to just shut up. George 1.0 put in George 2.0.... and thank god 2.0 can't run for another term.