How can I defeat  JACKI CHAN  in a kong fu fight.............????!!?
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1. Name your cat as Jacki Chan\n2. Have an independent observer who can certify - could be your Doctor (will help him in treating you now or in future)\n3. Fight the Cat (please ensure that you are fighting the cat named as Jacki Chan)\n4. Don't forget to close the room (all doors and windows)\n5. Let the Referee (Doctor) judge the fight and declare the winner.\n6. Publish the results here - as soon as possible.\n\nHope it helps..  :-)
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HEY A KARATE QUESTION!
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Can anybody really defeat the giant Ali?
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Considering how most "ninjas" today read too much Ashida Kim and watch so many Naruto episodes, I'll take both hits at once. And considering that the ninja will most likely be using his "chi" to perform those moves, I can just punch him in the face a few times to knock some sense into him. If that fails, I can always just take him to the ground and apply some kind of choke or something.
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Second time I've seen this video today...the girl is not actually hitting them--and even if she tried, they probably wouldn't feel much pain, because she isn't executing her techniques properly. \n\nThe strikes she does would hurt someone if done properly, but this demonstration isn't realistic; the attackers often stand there and let her hit them. They don't resist in a realistic way. What is pictured in this video is not proper or effective self-defense.\n\nAnd as for her stepping on the guy's stomach: (1) she probably doesn't weight that much, (2) she only stepped on him briefly, and (3) he probably tensed his stomach muscles, which would subtract some of the pain. (Poke yourself in the stomach with your abs relaxed; then tense them and poke yourself again. Your finger goes less deeper when your stomach muscles are tensed, which cuts down on the pain response from your internal organs.)\n\nP.S. What you're seeing isn't karate; it's probably sport taekwondo. If you actually want to learn karate, try a traditional version, such as Shotokan or Goju-Ryu karate.
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beat her ass\nmake her understand
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i hope you can run fast! oh wait you wouldnt be able to get away because i would hold your foot between my legs with thighs of steel & proceed to beat the living crap out of you...\nyour kung fu is pretty good...\nbut not good enough!
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I would pick Jean Claude since he is the biggest. Brandon "The Truth" Vera would kill all of them in a fight.\n\n TO THE PERSON WHO SAID "Chuck Norris is the only martial artist on the list in a fight." YOU ARE A MORAN Jet li is the kung fu champion in his home country. Do you know how many people practice Kung Fu in China? How hard it is to be champ there?
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Jackie Chan vs. Brad Allan in the 1999 movie Gorgeous. If you have not seen that movie, watch it. The story line is okay but the fight scenes are "drop jaw". Watch it and tell what you think.
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Do shadowkicks... shadowkick combinations and feinting techniques. Do bullet kicks or multiple 45's.\n\nhave a partner and hit kickpads with combo's.\n\nMUST AVOID HEAVY BAG. It will destroy your taoekwondo game.
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I've got 32 years experience in a southern Chinese style of kung fu - (a five family system of Tsoi-Li-Ho-Fut-Hung ga) and hold a Master's rank.  This is a fighting style, not show or artsy style of kung fu.\n\nAs you said, there are hundreds of Chinese styles and some are mere showiness, with little, if any, actual fighting prowess.  However, there are also many which are devastating fighting arts.  They are brutal, direct, and deadly.  It depends on the style as well as the teacher and the student.  The best fighting art in the world is useless if the teacher can't teach it or the student refuses to do what is necessary to make the art effective -  i.e, train, work correctly, and not namby-pamby about as if the name of the art itself was like some magical talisman which protects against all comers.\n\nI have seen some outstanding Northern Shaolin style fighters! and I do NOT use the term fighter loosely.  These people were world class fighters by anyone's definition, anywhere.  I've also seen some who were so caught up in useless idiocies that all an actual fighter could do was to laugh at their sheer lunacy.\n\nThe sad thing is that many schools, not only Chinese, but Japanese, Korean, Thai, etc., in the country have degenerated into sort of McDojo's - run to get as many people thru as quickly as possible with as little skill as could possibly be imparted.\n\nThere are also some absolutely top FIGHTING schools in almost all of the arts (I'm not one who believes all styles are equally worthwhile - some are simply for show or sport ) but I am one who firmly believes that if someone in a good fighting style doesn't train well, doesn't take it seriously, doesn't fight full out when it's necessary - then that someone will be creamed by someone who's trained in an inferior art, but who took it very seriously.\n\nSo to try to answer you question a bit more directly - I think kung fu (again remembering that we're talking about hundreds of styles when we use this term) can be one of the most effective fighting arts on the planet.  It can also be one of the biggest jokes, depending on which art and which student we're discussing.  \n\nIf you are looking at any particular art for yourself, the best thing to do is to visit the school  Don't make your decision based on one day.  Visit a few times.  See how the people interact with the instructor and with each other.  If they don't even seem like they like each other or are obnoxiously cocky - run, don't walk, to the exit.  Are you required to sign a contract or do they go month to month and want you there because you want to learn?  (Both have their advocates, I'm a definite no-contract kind of guy).  Do they charge you to test? Or is the testing part of what they do because they are supposed to help you learn?  All of these are things you should find out and evaluate for yourself.\n\nIf you want a fighting art for self defense, find out how much time is actually put into that.  How much into form work.  How much into weapons skill.  If you are looking for competition, then find a school which specializes in that - not necessarily stuff that's actually effective on the street - but stuff that wows the judge and the audience.  So, basically, find what you want and go with it.
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Hi McKenna, \n\nHere are some come backs and tactics that will leave them standing with mouths hanging open. \n\nA good tactic is to throw a complete reversal, change the subject, insult them and leave them stunned and you win. \n\nI am assuming these are girls you are dealing with, but some will work either way. \n\nFollowing are switch tactics: \n\nWhen you get the yo mama thing, just ignore what they said, and look them over very carefully, and say:\n\n"That's a nice outfit, too bad they didn't have your size".\n\nIf the person doing the insulting is shorter than you, use this one:\n\n"Excuse me, are you standing in a hole"?\n\nIf the person is bigger, try this. \n\nJust stare at their feet, shake your head and say:\n\n"With feet that big . . . .Mike Tyson couldn't knock you down". or \n\n" Hey, I like your Goodwill Slides" (Referring to shoes).\n\nIf you ever feel threatened with physical contact, email me, and I will share with you some self defense moves that will make you undefeatable. You only have to use it one time, and then no one will mess with you ever again. \n\nIf I were there, I would offer my services in being your protector. \n\nGo get em tiger, and have a nice day, and enjoy your life. \n  \nDarryl S.
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Muai Thai would tear up an Aikido practitioner... pretty much any art is effective against TKD, its not a fighting art, its a sport.
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first you gotta grab your walkman or cd player and make sure it has the Rocky theme music and put it on repeat. run to your nearest meat vender and punch a couple of racks of ribs. find the nearest library that has atleast a million stairs. run up it and claim victory! and thats how i prepare for the Worlds Championship Boxing match....wait...what was the question again?
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Is this some sort of, "All Asians must know martial arts" joke?  WK would win in a KO.
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Buddy, have I got the answer for you.  It's called the MoJo and you will just simply freak the woman out.  It's a real technique only for the players.  No Joke, when you do this she will never leave.  No Toys, No Inserts, No Lies and Mind games, Just Pure Honest Control and knowing what you are doing.  I e-mail you the Golden Book
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At the present moment, I don't know of any UFC or Pride Fighters that use Kung Fu in the competition today. However, in the earlier UFCs, there were quite a few Kung Fu Fighters. I can't remember the names of most of them but one person that comes to mind is Robert Van Clief. He practiced Chinese Goju which is a type of kung fu. He fought Royce Gracie in UFC 4 and lost after about 3 minutes into the first round. I can't blame him though. Rob Van Clief was 51 years old at that time and he was fighting a young brazillian jujitsu master. Checkout the link below. You can see a list of people who fought in the UFC and the styles that they represented. All in all, the Kung Fu guys didn't do very well because they were not trained on the ground as well as the brazillian jujitsu guys. So I imagine that because of this factor, most fighters let go of kungfu and chose the other arts like thai kickboxing, Brazillian Jujitsu, Sambo, Judo, Wrestling, and Boxing. I don't think it means that Kung Fu is useless. It just doesn't seem to be effective in the confines of the UFC or Pride.