Some good one-liners to text to my girlfriend?
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mary had a little lamb.. the doctor was amazed!
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She: "Hi honey, how was your day?"\nYou: "Go to the strip club, you say? Why, that's a great idea. I will reserve a table right now."\nShe: "Wha?! No, I didn..."\nYou: "You're so considerate, I love you."\nShe: "?..."
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I'm going to take your question as a man wanting some advice so he can lift up his girlfriend and make her feel good VS a man just wanting to get tingly and turned on by some nasty answers.       Okay?\n\nYou could whisperstuff like:\n\nYou are so beautiful.\nYou really turn me on.\nYou mean everything to me.\nYou feel soooo good. \nI really want you.\nI love you so much.\nWill you marry me?\nI need you.\nIt feels sooooooooooo  good to be with you.\nI love when we are this close.\n\nJust to name a few.
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"Did your clothes shrink?" \n"What happened to your hair?  Will it stay like that?" \n"Are you going to wear that tonight?" \n"BEEEEEEELLLLLCHCHCHCHCH!!" \n"Birthday?  What birthday?" \n"Do you want to go to watch Wrestle Mania with me tomorrow?" \n"Your sister(any gal) is cute.  What's her name?" \n"You're that old, huh?" \n"Gee, have you been putting on some weight?" (fat not to mentioned unless u wanna get killed)\n"Hey look!  There's my old girl friend.  Let's go talk to her." \n"Do you want to see my new scab?" \n“Is that grey hair?” \n"I was thinking about you yesterday when I was gutting that big fat fish I caught out on the lake." \n"Man, did I see the most radical road kill in my entire life yesterday.  There was this huge dog on the freeway and..." \n\ngood luck!!!
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i wonder what she texts you \n\nif you were not interested then why did you just give her your #\n\nyeah she wants you but do you want her \n\nif yes then go 4 it hook up and go 2 movies etc\n\nall the best\n\ncheers
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They are really cheesy but i think this ones kinda good.\n\nScrew me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?\n\nMade me laugh at least anyway!!! OR you could go with:\n\nIm a Great swimmer, Could i demonstrate the Breast Stroke?\n\nAnyway Have fun xxxxxxxxxxx.
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Speechless or Tense?\nTry to give her a letter or a special cards ....\nGive her flowers or chocolates... everything that can show your true feelings even u dnt know how to say it.
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Talk! Tell her that she looks pretty. A compliment does not cost a thing, but ladies love to hear them, even if it's a soft little wolf whistle (don't make a spectacle out of it). Ask her what she wants to do, and if it's a chick flick, go and try not to fall asleep.  Take her on a picnic to a pretty place that you know of near your home.  \n\nBefore you leave her, (make sure your breath is good for this one) lean close to her ear, and whisper softly, "I can't wait until I see you later."  I don't know about all women but I have heard a LOT of women say they love it when their man whispers sweet things in their ear.  Slip little love notes into her purse when she is not looking or bring her a flower once in awhile. \n\nGood luck, have fun and be creative!
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not every day because it will get annoying just send her sms every otha day and not always jokes ...ask her how she is etc and she proberly ignoring you because you irrated her with all the sms so calm it down
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There are 3 things a girl would want to hear in this situation:\n\nBRONZE: I'm sorry.\nSILVER: I'm sorry, will you forgive me?\nGOLD! I'm sorry and I love you.\n\nEven if she's mad at you for nothing, she's upset, and you should apologize. :)\n\nYou can do it! :)\n\nHugs,\nkitties_n_llamas(Becca)
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'oh my god... ur so sexy.. u turn me on just looking at you'\n\noh when your kissing, tell her she is the sexiest kisser ever
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be true, be loyal, be respectful, be a gentleman, be thinking of her feelings, be sweet, be there for her when it's tough, be fun! spontanious! laugh! smile! give her gifts 'jus because', tell her she's beautiful inside and out! good luck!
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Well you mentioned that you said jokes with each other,right? So how about letting her know of your feeling the same way,the next time you see her.\n\nFor a start just say to her,"hi,do you miss me?"(i.e in the form of joke) It doesn't matter if she says no.Tell her that you do because you have another joke to share with her.Make her feel that you are fun and comfortable to be with.Just let out your feeling to her in a way she enjoys your company and have fun.Another thing is while enjoying each others company with jokes and interesting conversation,what you can do is try to attract her attention by showing how caring you are.Let her see that you are not only good with your jokes but how passionate you can be giving her all the attention and affection that any girl would ever dream of.Who knows with your fun but loving approach,she would be impressed.\n\nWell it is just an idea.Anyway good luck to you.
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"We have to many music differences. I really like the new Radiohead stuff and you're just into the old stuff."\n\n"I've never really felt passion with you. Well maybe a little. But I've never felt anything so deep and intense like I did with my ex."\n\n"The sex is great, but I just don't love you."\n\n"It's not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed." (Ed note: WTF?)\n\n“Ever since we started dating, I just don’t have the time to do the things that are important to me. I love you, but I want to spend more time golfing and painting.”\n\n"I'm going to ask you nicely....LOOSE MY PHONE NUMBER!" \n\n"It just occurred to me that I can't keep doing this; what we're doing is wrong in so many ways."\n\n"You're my best friend and I love you, but you need to be independent of me."\n\n"I think we have three choices: 1) stay together, 2) take a break, or 3) break up entirely, and I want 2 or 3."\n\n"I suppose I love you, but I'm not "in love" with you. I could never love you like I loved my ex-wife."\n\n"Where do we go from here? We've done everything already."\n\n"It's pointless for us to be together because I'm going away in 11 months for university."\n\n"I just can't. I can't take the risk because I really don't think I like you anymore."\n\n"I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out."\n\n"I'm just not ready to date anyone right now. I still really really like you."\n\n"I still care about you, but I gotta screw my own head on straight and figure out who I am by myself, and then settle down"\n\n"This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single." \n\n"I just want to be a typical teenage guy."\n\n"Nothing has changed between us. None of the intimacy that we have has been lost. I just want to explore my feelings for someone else, that's all."\n\n"I wish I had just stayed your friend. "\n\n"The two years that we've been together, a part of me has been lost, but I have now found myself so it's goodbye." \n\n"I'm not pushing you away; I'm not making any descisions right now, but I'm confused, and I'm hurting, and I am not over my last relationship."\n\n"This is MY gig, and if you CAN'T GET that it's MY gig, then there is no place for you in my life. There's NO more (me) and (you)." \n\n"You given me your love and I have only given you my friendship, so I have been mulling it over for the last two years, and decided it is not fair to you. It is not your fault it is me."\n\n"We don't DO our emotional business in the same way." \n\n"I see where this is going -- towards a relationship. I have a lot of demands on my time, and I just don't have the space and time to devote to one." \n\n"I'm not putting the brakes on this, I'm just orienting it towards another direction." \n\n"Well, I don't think just not talking to you is going to be enough space for me."\n\n"I think you're a lovely woman, but I've just come out of a relationship, and the reason I did is because I didn't want to be in one. I want to free - if you know what I mean."\n\n"You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal - so F**K off!" \n\n"I can't see myself with you when I am eighty." \n\n"I want be able to see other women without hurting you."\n\n"I couldn't ask you to trust me again after the way I've behaved, it wouldn't be fair."\n\n"I've found someone else. I'm so sorry. Shall we go tell the kids?" \n\n"I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me"\n
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say: hey girl, nice ass.\n\nor just walk up to her and slap it.  she will automatically know.
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1.) Don't be Drunk.\n2.) No Corny Pick-Up Lines.\n3.) Compliment Her\n4.) Talk About a General Topic that you know WON'T Offend Her.
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Say "Hey... Hey girl I've noticed you noticing me and I wanted to let you know I think your a fine woman inside and out and if you feel the same maybe we could catch a movie... my treat"\nor\n"Hey... I Like you and I wanna get to know you a little better how about we go out to dinner, then if you want you can call your crew, I can call my crew and we can rondevu. How 'bout you?"\nno no no like this\n"Hey... When I first saw you in math class I was runnin numbers all over town to find your stats I herd you were single, and I'd like to change that by addin me" \n\nSee I had that math thing goin in the last one? In all seriousness just be confident!