what is the best way to get rid of a fat chick that stalks you?
152679
First of all, are you leading her on in any way?  If she is stalking confront her.  Tell her she's freaking you out.
552812
appoligize!  ihad that happen!  give her her space for a while, then appoligize.  it worked for me!
679575
your idea is totally genius! I always say... kill them with kindness! It will annoy her that you are being really nice to her, and when she realizes that you aren't upset when she's rude to you, she'll get bored and start to ignore you. Most likely she'll entirely move on to someone else (to annoy) good luck! This method has worked for me MANY MAnY times!
228362
chase them. they'll be impressed by your stamina and what not. or you could bench press her but she'd probably be all like "put me down! put me down!"
819665
Do what she's asking and leave her alone.
603469
Sorry dude, but she's not really into you.  I hate to say it but she used you.  There are a lot of nasty chicks that do that sort of thing.
1033458
Dont hang around her and dont make yourself visible in her sight. simple. She will stop talking to you after three months. it worked for me.
651545
JUST IGNORE THEM! TRY TO FIND A NEW GF AND BFF. DONT ACT JELOUS OR THEY WILL BE WORST! THATS WAT I DID AND IT ALL WORKED!!
1020688
Get a restraining order. He is now stalking you, plain and simple.
71592
she is not a friend of course \nlet her fastly, remove her from your liste
974825
Be smelly..pick your nose and eat it..be rude to her..swear..pick your bum....just be revolting ..she will run as fast as she can.
317684
Report them right away.\nKeep a detailed diary of their stalking.\nPhotograph or video tape them and add an image of that days newspapers front page.\nMake sure ALL of your neighbors are made aware of the stalker. Have them report seeing him as well.\nNever, and I mean NEVER allow this person to speak to you without another person around.\n\nI had a stalker. He ended up leaving me be when he knew I refused to be a victim. \n\nIt is important that you go to the local court house and get a restraining order issued against this person. You can only do this if you know who it is though. \n\nGood Luck~
302431
just deny it. fat people are there to be mean to. next time she walks by ask her if it counts as whale watching
694858
If she is not your direct report, tell her to stick it in her butt.  If she is, kill her with kindness and play every dirty trick you can on her behind her back.
1148349
turn the tables follow her. she wont like it and will avoid you.
1098389
act like your not interested, play it cool, don't fawn over her, have other interests........\n\nit's a mix of not totally ignoring the person and not being overly nice either.
352087
set your restrictions really high, change your email address, have her email you, block it then. kill her in real life, you know the usual