Ever been too embarrassed to leave a toilet because of all the sounds U made while emptying your bowels?
139151
Yeah.  That's when you just kick it in the stall until the coast is clear.  Piece of advice, just flush when you feel a sound is imminent to cover it up.  Of course this may prove difficult if you just had 3 day old Taco Bell bean burritos that have been lying out on the couch after a long night of drinking.
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
243865
ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
518289
toilet!!! always gets me giggling. also a little bit saucy
246706
My husband and kids went to a nice restaurant during the time that we were trying to get our daughter potty trained and I have always praised my daughter by clapping and saying "Yay, you went potty!!" Well I had to go to the bathroom and took my daughter with me and when we came out there was a whole bunch of people waiting to use the restroom and my daughter then clapped and said "Yay!! Mommy you went potty!" Needless to say I wanted to crawl under a table and die!!
145625
LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
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I went in a womans restroom once...sat down and took a nice heavy dump!!!As I chilled for a moment-I thought to myself "wow that person that just sneezed sounds like a chic & why does everyone in here sound like they're wearing high hills?"then it occured to me that I didn't remember seeing any mens p!ssing stalls when I stormed in at first!!!That's when I froze and tried to figure out how the hell am I gonna get out of here unnoticed-for some reason women kept coming in & out all of a sudden...that served me right for taking a long dump!!!Eventually,I managed to escape after 15 minutes of funk!!!After that horrible waiting experience I came to a conclusion--women can talk just as perverted as men or worse & some of them don't wipe...nor do all of them wash their hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Which reminds me of another story of when I was licking this one girls fingers...........I'll save that for another day!
527106
you slosh when you walk?
221393
Dunk your head in the toilet repeatedly lol
323314
I woke up this morning to a strange sound coming from the bathroom and as I walked down the hall, i caught my reflection in the mirror and screamed!I'd forgotten to take my eye makeup off last night!\nThe noise was my cat playing with a cap in the bathtub.
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lol... i remember this one time my family n i were on holiday... at a beach resort... tt nite, my family went out for dinner n i stayed back cus i wasn't feelin hungry...\nit so happened tt there were 'wild animals' in da room nex to ours...\na couple was havin hot sex n i cld hear all excruciating details of it... no matter how loud da tv was... n i didnt wanna turn up da volume higher for fear other rooms may complain...\nwell, ne ways, i think da couple was reachin climax or sth wen the guy started whistling... hahahaha...i burst out laughin... tt idiot actually started whistling...thank god da entire episode ended by the time my family got back...but i'm tellin yer...it was both embarrassing n funny...
239299
i once filled the cistern on a toilet up with liquid soap you can probably guess what happend!!!
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
969222
Just about peed my pants
1116260
I was on the toilet in a stall at a mall when I went to use the feminine product disposal and it fell out. There was a hole there and I could see this woman sitting on the toilet on the side of me. WOW...embarrassing
1017481
every moment of the day is embarrassing tfor me i am embarrassed of my own self!! anyone feels da same way
858162
Yes I did.  It was both funny and embarrassing.  A friend of mine is a hypnotist and put on a small demonstration at a party.  I volunteered.  I "came out of it" suddenly finding myself in a shower fully clothed running water over my head singing to a rubber ducky.  This was in front of 10 people.\n\nI guess it could have been worse and he could have suggested I take my clothes off first!\n\nI was so embarrassed for weeks.