Did you ever see anyone get hit with a frypan?
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Well, not for real, but Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer used to do it a lot on TV.
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Yes I have! There is an old book shelf in our living room and I was sleeping when I heard something fall off the shelf when I woke up something was staring at me and I got out of bed and it went to the book shelf and got in a book of shadows that I have.  I also have been attacked by a werewolf when me and one of my friends were driving on a dirt road in the woods. I have a picture of the car with huge claw marks running down the side of it and this car was picked up by some federal agent because he says it was a stolen car, but I bet the car wasn't stolen!
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I was in elementary school and one day during recess a group of boys who I thought were my friends decided to spit on me all at once.............my jacket and pants were completely covered. I had to go to the washroom inside the school to clean up. My best friend followed me to see if I was ok but he was one of spitters. I was 10 or 11 at the time.\nI still think about that moment.
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Me! my uncle tried to fix his toilet he got really mad at it, so he hit it with the plunger and it exploded and now he has glass all over him and his hand is cruhed...
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My mom met one, once.\n\nShe and my dad used to bring food to this old lady, Ms. Florence, who was about 90. They'd do things like get her turnips mashed with potatoes. When she died, she went and said good bye to my Mom. She knew Miss Florence had died before my great great aunt called with the news. Kind of bizarre.
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Not even near 300, I went to a restaurant one day and sat near a mother and daughter.  She was the cutest 5 year old you could imagine.\n\nNow, true to form, she said to her mom, pointing at me, 'Mom, he's really fat!'.  And I kept my composure as her mom told her that wasn't nice and to stop.  After a couple of times, she had to take her stand for what she believed in, stood up, pointed at me, and said, 'MOM!!! YOUR DON'T UNDERSTAND!! HE IS REAAAAALLLYYY FAATTTT!!!'.  She announced her convictions to the world in such a way that no one could doubt who said it, and who she was pointing at.\n\nI put my utensils down...put money on the table, and just walked out and went somewhere else to eat...ALONE.\n\nIt's not your business how other people run their lives, and that goes for fat, smoking, or any other idiosyncrasies they have.\n\nPolitically corect is minding your own business to the general public, you don't know and it's not their responsibility to explain their life to anyone that thinks differently.
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I was in a grocery store.  I must have been about 10.  My sister was pushing a cart, and I was in front of the cart.  I kept stopping to make her mad.  She slammed the cart into me really really hard.  I bent over I was laughing so hard, and I let a huge fart.  We were both so embarrassed.  There were about 6 people that saw it all.  Good times.
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my best friends little brother was putting up the silverware out of the dishwasher and slipped in a puddle of water that had leaked out of a bowl or something. He landed on the silverware rack and a butcher knife went straight through his heart. He ran outside and died in the front yard.\n\nNOW...me and my kids are SURE to turn sharp utensils blade-down in the dishwasher and are VERY careful not to dump cups or bowls that accumulated water onto the floor.
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with a great big frying pan
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No but I was reading a story of a fellow who got bit by one.
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Not personally, but I saw Rodney step into a huge, slimy cow pie.  He then proceeded to slip and fall.  He was fortunate that he had on rubber boots and cover-alls, but it was absolutely hilarius!
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I witnessed a man who had beaten his girlfriend push her out of a moving car right in front of my house when I was about 15. I remember screaming because I couldn't believe it happened and right in front of my eyes.\nI lived in Flordia for about a year and we were going down Interstate 4 when a girl talking on her cell phone (who was driving very fast) passed us and then on up ahead she hit a semi truck and her car went up under the trailer and exploded. Everyone stopped and you could hear the girl screaming and fire was blazing up the sides of the trailer. No one not even the truck driver had a fire extingusher. She died and I had nightmares about that for years  to come.
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Did you ever do it? If so I'd like to know how funny the counter person thought it was. I work as an A.M in a fast food place and I think it would have been freakin hilarious!
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I never have but one time at work there were several of us in the bathroom washing our hands to get ready for lunch - this guy had decided to take a nap on the toilet - he fell and knocked the door open and landed in the floor on his face with his pants around his ankles. Was pretty funny to all of us except the boss who happened to be washing his hands at the time.
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no but one time my step dad was using a willow switdh on me and he left the little budding knobs on it and he whipped me with it and it left my entire leg bloody
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Yes...\nI haven't seen one,but I've had an encounter with something unhuman/not visible in several cases.
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No but I have injured a few bystanders. Should read "a phew bystanders".