i asked about sweaty hands and green poop.what do you think it is?it was only today it was green?
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Sounds like nonspecific findings to me. NONE of the answers are correct. (God help the person above me if she ever needs to give stool samples...cause you'll have to do MORE than just look at it!)\n\nA diagnosis can't be made with only those two symptoms. If you are feeling sick, go make an appointment with your physician.
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You should poo in your pants whenever it itches.  The poo will help!
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I'd ask him if he had a good crap today. He seems to be interesetd in his bowels a lot.
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stupid question first.  Second I would recommened you stop picking your butt..what are you hoping to find up there?  And maybe washing your hands afterwards if you just have to go searching there.
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Just go get a colonic. It's not gross at all.  I haven't had much luck with herbs and stuff--mostly they are just laxative-type products which make me sick, not feeling clean and slim like a colonic does.
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hey I got a violation today about an answer I gave, it involved a root vegetable and where someone could put it. it's sensor ship gone mad, bring back free speech!!
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is it something dirty
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have u received a jolt to your body? - perhaps within the last few weeks? - sounds a bit like whip-lash which i sustained during a minor car accident a few years ago - nothing serious but uncomfortable - hope it improves soon hunny ~x~
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What did you eat? Was it real chunky or green looking like that puke in The Exorcist? lol  What a hoot.
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green!  haha\n\nOk thats really only funny if you know my first name..but it was funy to me\n\nI am losing my touch aren't I?\n\n:-)
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Whao, can we report that chick for being mean?  I'm pretty sure that her response was not an answer to your question... does that count as breaking the rules?  Anyway, not only was it too much kimchee and haggis, but he had.... dare i say... BURNING DIARRHEA!!!!
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**With the sick feeling lately, it sounds like Rotovirus--the flu.  Have her push fluids slowly to avoid dehydration.  I found this other info also just in case:\n\n"Green stools often indicate that food has passed through the intestines faster than normal (called decreased colon transit time), before it could be changed from green to brown. \n\nDiarrhea decreases colon transit time, so any condition that causes diarrhea can result in green stools. \n\nOther causes of green stools are:\nlaxative use\n\nantibiotic use\n\nmedication side effects\n\nfood poisoning\n\nceliac disease\n\nulcerative colitis\n\nCrohn's disease\n\nmalabsorption\n\nirritable bowel syndrome\n\nbacterial overgrowth\n\ninfectious diarrhea - salmonella and giardia in particular anxiety\n\ntraveler's diarrhea\n\ncancer\n\nFoods and supplements that can cause green stools include:\nchlorophyll\n\niron supplements\n\nalgae"\n\n\nHope this helps!
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There are many reasons why feces can be green. For one thing, it can be because of food you ate. Green, leafy vegetables contain chlorophyll, which can color the stool green. Foods that have certain kinds of additives, such as artificial flavors or colors, may also have a greening effect. It could also mean that the stool passed too quickly through the large intestine. If it continues, please see your doctor.
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G'day Poopsy,\n\nThanks for posting.\n\nI've had a rotten day at work and welcomed a good laugh.\n\nAnyway, I might try some of those remarks at Christmas time. However, as we are in Australia, we will have prawns (shrimp) and oysters so I mightn't be able to get away with using some of them.\n\nMerry Xmas to you and all your friends and family.
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ROFL.....I'm dying laughing at your question and at the first few answers. Priceless!\n\nAll crap is dead.....so I'm thinking living crap is of a "zombie" nature and that just scares the beejeezus out of me. Something is definitely rotten in the state of Denmark.....and it smells! \n\nOk let me get analytical here in a very scientific way. (and if you really knew me you'd know that I am as blonde as they come when it deals with science.....I know crap about it. Dead crap that is.) Ok here goes....\n\nWhile the crap is still within your body, it may be a waste-like substance, but it is "living" in the sense that it is being processed and moved along the digestive tract of the intestines. Well, once anxiety hits in the form of "beating" or "biting," it causes your stomach muscles to contract causing the intestines to contract and therefore causing the "living crap" that is moving within to just......well.....emerge! \n\nIronically, everything that would be contained in that living crap is actually dead crap we've all consumed so living crap is an oxymoron (just as my answer seems to be coming from the mind of a moron *shrugs*) \n\nSo I should just "cut the crap" and admit I have no clue. Which leads me to another question. Would I use a knife or another crappy tool? \n\nSee what you've started??
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My mom-in law put poo in her mouth! It was an accident, but was funny. She had changed my son, and she got poo under her nail and didn't know. Then she washed her hands (not very well) and sat down to eat. She was eating chicken with mole (gravy) and thought she had gravy under her nail. When she sucked it out, she tasted the poo! It was hilarious!
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Okay you asked for it. You know when you sit on the toilet to poo? well do that but in your pants. When you feel a mushy senstation and smell what you ate yesterday you know that you have succesfully pooped yourself.