Would you look a gift horse in the mouth?
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whenever i see a gift horse i'm reminded of two things, beware of greeks bearing gifts and if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
870042
Ask Santa, maybe he has a lunatic rebel elf available.
385731
Returned a gift they didn't want/like.
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A wrapped present that looks like what you asked for.\nThe pre-performance, controlled stress of one well prepared for the task ahead.
1087528
Really wacky question... LOL... Would you? I was thinking of an animal with a wide and long tounge... hmmm... how about a cow?... why not try it. It would be a great feeling, I think. =)
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take it as an insult and ask for the testes (bulls balls)...after all they're a delicacy and  the ears are just something you give to a dog
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I would get them a card and maybe bake something like brownies or cookies...or possibly give them a nice plant.
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You can just tell the way he/she looks at you the kind of presents they'll buy for you!! Or you can just ask he/she were is this relationship going!!
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no always take a gift...............//...................
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Man, I wish I was so cool that I could get presents from people who cared about me and then insult them on a public forum.\n\nGrow up.  And leave her.  She's way to good for you.
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i am not sure but it seems like someone wants a horse
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No.  Maybe if it was a monkey in a cage I would buy it.
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I don't believe that it is expected but I suppose that it wouldn't hurt. Usually, gift items from a welcome wagon are also a form of advertising for the local merchants. A thank you to the person who delivered it should suffice.
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YES. Either that or hint to him by getting him a gift like Axe cologne or soemting.\n\nPewee!
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i would call your assessment of her generous\n\nshe may be only a half-a-trick pony
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Diesel got it right.\n\nThe Trojan Horse is the source of the saying "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts"--the exact opposite of "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
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I have a pokemon in my pocket and it wants a pikachu\n\nhahaha.\n\nIf I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would now have five cents.\n\nlol.