What jokes are good for April Fool's Day?
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My personal favorites (you can copy them if you like them:\n-Toothpaste on the telephone's ear piece\n-Pepper gum\n-Shocking computer mouse (don't try this if you're dealing with someone with a possibly weak heart)\n-Same-coloured tape over the infrared receiver on the remote-controlled TV\n-Word processor freak out (the victim types a common word in, for example, MS Word, and AutoComplete substitutes it with "I AM WATCHING YOU!!!")\n-Altered photos of "Jim with Trevor's girlfriend??!!"\n-Red or brown food colouring in the shower-head (good for Halloween too)\n-Locked wheels on the rolling chair\nAnd an all-time popular favorite:\n-Change your voicemail greeting so that it seems like you answered your phone, like "Hello? Oh, hey. I've been meaning to call you. How are things? etc."\n\nIf you must use these please use them responsibly, and remember to say 'April Fool's'\nDon't say all_2_true told you. ;)
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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Send 2 to the Jokes&Riddles group and they will do them in for you.  The other three are yours...
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try to make them laugh
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JOKING \nSend A melon And a cucumber And sorry for the Damien note
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Try...\n\n www.jokes.com\n \n               Hope that this helps!!!
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just stic to YA/jokes and riddles....
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Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
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I HATE April Fool's Day.  I lost a really close friend of mine when I was 14 due to a really stupid prank. We were stood on a bridge, you know the concrete kind with no railings? and some of our other friend's thought it would be fun to go up behind him, grab hold of him and shout 'tell your mom i saved your life'...  he jumped, they lost their grip and he went over the bridge head first and onto the railway line.  He died at the scene.\n\nFrom that day on, I have always hated April's Fool Day AND practical jokes.  They're just not worth it.
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
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Practical joke for a smile [ something from spencer's ]\nCard for showing you care with something special wrote from you.
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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http://jokes123.com\nhttp://flash-jokes.com\nhttp://spicyjokes.com\nhttp://www.google.com/search?q=jokes
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????