whats the meaning of "blonde"?
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whats the meaning of "blonde"?\n\n1. A person of very fair complexion, with light hair and light blue eyes. [Written also blond.]\n\n2. [So called from its color.]\nA kind of silk lace originally of the color of raw silk, now sometimes dyed; -- called also blond lac
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lol why does it have to be a blonde?? i like bdk9913's answer.
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as in blond hair? Its the lightest color of hair, but not white, its more like hay colored
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blonde, beautiful and sexy.
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Blond boy or girl\nGirl:dumb, stupid\nboy:some are smart, some are the same as girls.\nBembie,\nYOU GottA READ MANGA!!!!!
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Yes it means "Close to my blond"\nI guess,\nAupres de ma Blonde is a French flok song.
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Who is that? I never heard of that!!! Probaly cause I am a pure blonde!!!
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For some, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy. I once dated a blonde. She was quite intelligent (otherwise, I would never have dated her). On the date, she became the epitome of ditzy. I couldn't stand it and cut the date short.\n\nI overheard her talking a few days later. Turns out, she thought all men wanted dumb blondes and decided to play the part.
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BLONDE TERMINOLOGY BLONDE JOKES\n \n \nAnally -- occurring yearly \nArtery -- study of paintings \nBacteria -- back door of cafeteria \nBarium -- what doctors do when treatment fails \nBowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U \nCaesarian section -- district in Rome \nCat scan -- searching for kitty \nCauterize -- Made eye contact with her \nColic -- sheep dog \nComa -- a punctuation mark \nCongenital -- friendly \nD&C -- where Washington is \nDiarrhea -- journal of daily events \nDilate -- to live long \nEnema -- not a friend \nFester -- quicker \nFibula -- a small lie \nGenital -- non-Jewish \nG.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game \nGrippe -- suitcase \nHangnail -- coat hook \nImpotent -- distinguished, well known \nIntense pain -- torture in a teepee \nLabour pain -- got hurt at work \nMedical staff -- doctor's cane \nMorbid -- higher offer \nNitrate -- cheaper than day rate \nNode -- was aware of \nOutpatient -- person who had fainted \nPap smear -- fatherhood test \nPelvis -- cousin of Elvis \nPost operative -- letter carrier \nProtein -- favouring young people \nRectum -- damn near killed 'em \nRecovery room -- place to do upholstery \nRheumatic -- amorous \nScar -- rolled tobacco leaf \nSecretion -- hiding anything \nSeizure -- Roman emperor \nSerology -- study of knighthood \nTablet -- small tablet \nTerminal Illness -- sickness at airport \nTibia -- country in North Africa \nTumor -- an extra pair \nUrine -- opposite of you're out \nVaricose -- located nearby \nVein -- conceited
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BLONDE!!!!!!\n                Blondes are Brilliant and Beautiful
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Umm...I don't think it has a name...Its just..short, and blonde.
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The TERM "dumb blond(e)" was popularized in the 20th century --esp through popular culture (including, but not beginning with Marilyn Monroe).       I assume you're interested in where the whole IDEA came from.\n\nHere's a good wikipedia link that suggests several possible origins:\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dumb_blonde\n\nAnd here's my own summary and assessment of the suggestions:\n\n1) YOUTH: The association of fair-hairedness with youth, therefore naivete, and perhaps a resulting tendency to treat adult blondes --who appear more like children?-- as young and simple. (I'm a bit skeptical of this explanation, at least as a central reason. I also know of no evidence that blonde women were typically treated as 'more simple' than other women.)\n\n2) PROSTITUTES, PERFORMERS ETC:\nThe popularity of light-colored hair led many southern Europeans to dye theirs; this was especially common among courtesans and later prostitutes.\n..a) Some suggest that this led society in general (perhaps esp. nervous or jealous wives) to ease their concern about such women by viewing them as 'beautiful...but not very bright' (and so, perhaps, less threatening?)\n..b) Perhaps (my idea) some of these 'beautiful women' (not necessarily just prostitutes) THEMSELVES adopted a style and mannerisms that would make them appear younger, simpler, less threatening --which might make them BOTH more attractive to men AND less threatening to other women?\n(Obviously, (a) and (b) could work together.)\n\n3) BRAIN DAMAGE from BLEACH. The potency of old bleaches actually caused brain damage in some individuals, hence the image was encouraged by instances of genuinely daft blondes. (Intriguing idea, but I know of no documentary evidence for such cases or for any stories or stereotypes about them, esp. about dumb prostitutes.)\n\n4) RECENT POPULAR CULTURE - portrayals in books, film...\n...a) The popular 1925 Anita Loos novel (and shortly after that, play) *Gentlemen Prefer Blondes* featured a dumb-blonde songstress, fond of rich men and diamonds...\n...b) The film portrayals by Marilyn Monroe and others BUILT on and spread this stereotype (Monroe, in fact, starred in the screen version of Loos's book.)\n\nThe last of these is the only one for which we have much hard evidence, and is probably enough of an explanation on its own.\n\nBut it's entirely possible that more than one of these "causes" worked TOGETHER. Even if Loos, and a group of blonde starlets established to stereotype, what suggested this image to her in the first place? At least the beauty/glamor part of it may have been rooted in the old European attraction to fair hair. Whether the "dumb" part was ALSO based on images (socially created or self-chosen) of the manner of such women or was more Loos's own creation to give interest to this bumpkin character -- a portrayal that then caught on-- is difficult to say. But the fact that this character was a simple country girl --DIFFERENT from the sophisticated beauties-- makes me tend to think that Loos herself should get the real credit.\n\n(I have an older sister who is very bright, still blonde, and loves to send the rest of the family "dumb blonde" jokes. The point is that it has succeeded as a humorous stock CHARACTER ... and those who use it often do so for fun... NOT because of their deep-seated suspicion of the intellect of fair-haired women.)
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Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?\nA: Redhead with the fire of passion missing. \nQ: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?\nA: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch \n\nQ: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?\nA: You've never had it so good and so fast. \n\nQ: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?\nA: The pirahna. They only attack in schools. \n\nQ: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?\nA: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes." \n\nQ: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?\nA: Wait 10 seconds \n\nQ: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?\nA: Someone told them to a redhead. \n\nQ: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?\nA: Normal \n\nQ: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?\nA: A redhead! \n\nHow do you get a redhead to argue with you?\nSay something \n\nHow do you get a redhead's mood to change?\nWait 10 seconds \n\nIf you love a Redhead, set her free ... \nIf she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours. \n\nWhat's safer: a redhead or a piranha?\nThe piranha. They only attack in schools. \n\nHow do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?\nShe has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails. \n\nWhat do you call a Redhead with an attitude?\nNormal \n\nWhat does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?\nMen always miss them. \n\nWhat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?\nA redhead! \n\nHow do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?\nShe stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl \n\nHow do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?\nThere's a hammer embedded in the monitor \n\nOnly two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.\nOne is to let her think she is having her own way,\nand the other is to let her have it. \n\nBlonde mating call: I'm so drunk!\nBrunette mating call: Are all the blondes gone?\nRedhead mating call: Next!\n\nTwo men were talking.\nOne said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.\n\n"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking\nterm, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."\n\nThe first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.\n \n\nA redhead went out with a guy who said, "I'm going to make love to you like you've never been made love to before."\n\nA half hour later the redhead plucked a feather from the pillow and stroked the man's head. He said, "What the heck are you doing?"\n\nThe redhead said, "Comparatively speaking, I'm beating up your brains."\n\n \n\nAn accountant decided to leave his redheaded wife. He left her a note saying: "Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done  anything wild. So I'm leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We'll be staying at the Sheraton." \n\nHe then packed his things and went there. When he arrived at the Sheraton, there was a message for him from his wife. It read: "Dear John. I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Hyatt with an 18 year old Italian hunk. And I'm sure that you, as an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54  many, many more times than 54 goes into 18." \n\n  \n Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. FS" Have you ever slept with a brunette?" SS" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. FS" Have you ever slept with a redhead
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it's just an expression.  there are just as many dumb brunettes and redheads etc as there are dumb blondes.  the expression originated back in the day when hair dye just came out and men loved the blonde hair.  so all the women made their hair blonde, and ppl started refering to them as dumb blondes b/c they're trying to be like everyone else.
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that's a mexican idiomatic expression for a blond hair girl \nguero is is for blond men\nwar in spanish = guerra - gerra\nguera=goo-era
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Blonde jokes are a class of jokes which make light of the stereotype of the blonde woman (or, more rarely, blond man) as unintelligent, sexually promiscuous, or both. Like all humor based on stereotypes, blonde jokes are found offensive by some people. However, they tend not to be as controversial as racial humor or other forms of dark comedy. Many are, in fact, variations on racist jokes that have been adapted specifically to make them less offensive.(source 1)\n\nAnd also, there is the stereotypical "valley girl" that were caught a lot on video tape in the 80s and they just happened to be blonde in most of the media coverage.  And those girls for whatever reason wern't too bright.
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Blonde Jokes:\n\nThe Top 10 Dumb Blonde Inventions (11-18, I made Up and Found On Internet):\n\n1) Waterproof Towel\n2) Solar-Powered Flashlight\n3) Submarine Screen Door\n4) A Book On How To Read\n5) Inflatable Dart Board\n6) Dictionary Index\n7) Helicopter Ejector Seat\n8) Powdered Water\n9) Designer Camouflage\n10) Waterproof Tea Bag\n11) Wireless Dog Leash\n12) Silent Car Alarm\n13) Glass Hammer\n14) Brick Window\n15) See-Through Swimsuit\n16) Pet Rock\n17) Wooden Soap\n18) Pedal-Powered Wheel Chair\n\nMore Jokes:\n\nQ: How do blonde brain cells die ? \nA: Alone. \n\n\nQ: How do you change a blonde's mind? \nA: Blow in her ear. \n\nQ: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? \nA: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! \n\nQ: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? \nA: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. \n\nQ: How did the blonde die ice fishing? \nA: She was run over by the zamboni machine. \n\nQ: How do you get a blonde to marry you? \nA: Tell her she's pregnant. \n\nQ: How does a blond spell farm? \nA: E-I-E-I-O \n\nQ: How does a blond kill a fish? \nA: She drowns it. \n\nQ: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? \nA: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. \n\nQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? \nA: Run....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde golfer with an iq of 125? \nA: a foursome. \n\nQ: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? \nA: An air bag. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? \nA: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. \n\nQ: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? \nA: Trying to hold on to a thought. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? \nA: Because it said 'concentrate'. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? \nA: She wanted to go on a round trip. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? \nA: She thought it was diet coke. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? \nA: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? \nA: The noise gave her a headache. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? \nA: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? \nA: She heard that the drinks were on the house. \n\nQ: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? \nA: They don't know the route. \n\nQ: Why do blondes work seven days a week? \nA: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. \n\nQ: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? \nA: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. \n\nQ: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? \nA: Elvis has been sighted. \n\nQ: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? \nA: Some traffic signs say stop. \n\nQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? \nA: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. \n\nQ: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? \nA: She turned it over and used the other side. \n\nQ: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? \nA: Thanks for the refill. \n\nQ: How does a blonde commit suicide? \nA: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. \n\nQ: How do you plant dope? \nA: Bury a blonde. \n\nQ: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? \nA: Wave to her. \n\nQ: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? \nA: With a tire gauge! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? \nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear. \n\nQ: How do you kill a blonde? \nA: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do blondes pierce their ears? \nA: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do you drown a blond? \nA: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.