who would make a good "JOKER"?
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the guy who played mr smith but noone will get it mentally like jack nicolson
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To create a "perfect" physical body would be a challenge for me as there are so many different types and qualities I would consider "perfection". It would have to have Brad Pitt/Cameron Diaz eyes though. The scientist Michael Faraday was a great contribution to modern intelligence with his discoveries and inventions in the fields of chemistry and electricity. Gotta have his brain power. Michael Jordan's all around talent and athletic ability would be hard to surpass. And adding the humor of Robin Williams... now we're getting somewhere...\n\nAnd for personality? I'd pick you! That would make this person truly unique and way too humble to know just how perfect they really are! ;)
341976
Alan Moore.\nNeil Gaiman is good but Alan Moore takes it based on Watchmen alone.
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cartoon: Cheetarah from Thundercats\ncomic:Black Cat from Spider-Man\ngame:Quistis from Final Fantasy 8\nand screw those people that don't even give an answer and say you're a loser. you should report abuse on those guys.
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I would keep Michael Jackson for the Neverending entertainment..lol and Star Jones I would keep for good conversation, maybe sex and because she weighs less than the men.  I do not know who Bode Miller is.  Bill O'Reilly is confrontational so he might get the boot, only if he wigs out.  Pat Robertson would be a good person to talk to.  I would probably throw Ted Kennedy because I know he is heavy and it would be a logical choice.
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i'd pick shigure, he's funny especially when he's editor's trying to make him work but he neve feels like it.
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Actually ANYBODY rather than that blond guy!Haven't met anyone who liked this new Bond movie and if they don't wake up soon,they're gonna kill this great spy nove/franchise.\n\n Hugh Jackman would be perfect,screw the being British requirement.For me anyone who can portray an action adrenaline-driven,dark but righteous,lonewolf mutant can play pull off a suave,dashing,secret agent blindfolded!
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An evil clown.\nWith all the kicks in the groin, darts from plastic guns in the eye and insults they should be expected to go postal.
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is there a clown one? if so i think thats your best bet
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(a) Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)\n\nHe's not as active in the cartoon, but he's a great character in the comic strip. It's nice to see animation with some extra depth to it.
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If I had a choice I would want it to be someone I can easily fight, outwit and defeat. Since most of them are big, strong and have a vicious weapon I'll choose something SMALL that carries a slighter weapon. I'd pick the little wooden Tribal doll that chased Karen Black around her apartment in the film "Trilogy Of Terror". It's quick and has some really nasty, long, sharp teeth but given it's size and weapons (He used a tiny spear then a steak knife!) I can kick him through a window or at least crush him into the floor.
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Depends a lot on what you're working with. : )\n\nI would have to go as Totoro! HAHA\n\nLina Inverse if you're small. Or Ed from Cowboy Bebop. If you've got the goods, Faye from Cowboy Bebop. Haibane Renmei characters if you're broke. Check out \nAnimeNewsNetwork.com for ideas.
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now, how about the starsky and hutch..the original guys... that would be funny, but if i couldn't get them two, i'd have to go zach and screetch... naw...screeetch and urkle.. lmao
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I think you're thinking of Brainiac from the pages of Superman - but then again, Mojo Jojo would be a good answer, too.  :P
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Cartoon caricature(s) Rory Emerald and Snoopy and Ziggy. Great question.
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Robin hood\nfortune teller\nEXPLOITING Them
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David Boreanez (Bones)\nTom Welling (Smallville)\nBoth very yummy