what do you call a lady with one leg?
156721
I call her Mom. My mom lost a leg in a pear picking mishap when she was a young girl. She has a good sense of humor about it though. I have heard her call herself Peg and Aileen both.
163112
Well if you're a woman show some leg or clevage.  If you're a man I have no clue
749211
Ohmygod...that's me.\nAlso did you know small feet means the woman has a tighter pussy? it's true.
998146
No, its that wie chick, because she has an amazing long legs.......err I mean game.. GAME, ahem.
230573
Her left leg is also green.
1089525
Righty, tighty\nLefty, lucy\nso left
436205
One foot in front of the other...\n\na brisk pace that gets your blood pumping
837340
sounds like a daddy longlegs..but their legs are skinny!!!! the other answer may be correct!!!
232501
Yes.  Get to know her better.  What if you had only one leg?  Besides, the sex would be more interesting because there is room for different positions you never could do before.  I promise she was scred to death to see you, give her a little respect and get to know her.
657013
Footloose\nFootsore\nToes Up\nHeel Bone
112031
Women do not get knighted, they become ladies, and that is their prefix, "lady." Some orders alternatively prefix "dame" instead.
1068645
it's called a girlfriend
645494
Have one leg amputated,your problem will be resolved.
803314
Because one of its legs is both the same.
611204
an arm and a leg.  muahahahah!
467475
Yeah, Women feet is considered part of her sexy body. specially when colored lightly.
769807
Lumberjack\n\nThe woman is a lumberjill