whats the meanest gag gift you ever bought for someone? and received.?
138980
When I was little some boy bought the girl a pair of ballet slippers for her birthday.  She was in a wheelchair.
982585
Try a dollar store. Jay Leno does a bit where he shows strange and funny things found at a dollar store. I found a really terrible light-up mens neck tie at a dollar store once.Someone I know gave a gigantic pair of underwear as a gag gift once. That could be funny as long as no one in your family is big enough to fit in it!
264692
Get him a hooker for his next birthday.  Ok Ok..just kidding
902145
No I didnt...  I would however buy it as a joke for someone.
114377
Tell me about it!  Right after high school graduation, for Christmas, my boyfriend of about 6 months gave me a long fur coat!  He wasn't rich, and had a job making average wages, and was planning on college the following year.  I was amazed when I opened the large package, expecting a sweater or possbily a long housecoat, but fur coat, not!  I pleaded with him to return it, and after talking for a week to no avail, I took it back to the store myself.  I got the cash register receipt from his mom who lent him some of the money to pay for it.  And, I purchased a winter sweater, which I wore the following weekend, and of course he asked "oh, new huh"?  And I said "yes, you bought it for me", and I explained the transaction and talking to his mother.  I also returned the balance of money between the sweater and the coat to him.  We split a few months later, but not as of this result of this gift.  Two yrs later I saw him, and he thanked me for being so mature at 18 yrs of age, and he used some of the hard earned money for his college.  So, yes - many gifts can be "to much", especially if marriage isn't involved.
96504
I was at a gas station this morning and this guy drives up in this NICE car. Gets out and looks all around in the store for a gift for his g/f. He couldnt find much of anything, so he picks out this $1.99 little monkey (UGLYYY) that you press and it makes kissy sounds. He pays for it and says "I guess this will do." \n\nI was like.....Cheap!!!! This thing was really ugly. There was a whole box of them because no man in his right mind was going to hand the one he loves one. No one was buying them. \nThe cashier looked at me when he left and said "You have got to be kidding me."\n\nThe poor g/f!!!!\n\n\nI would agree Grazie, but this guy was a real jerk. He wasnt looking for something he thought she would like, or think was sweet....he's whole manner was "I'll get her whatever, and she will have to like it, cause I dont even care". Thats why even the cashier thought he was a joke.
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
646598
laugh it off...hopefully the smell goes before it imprints itself on anyone's mind  lol
928162
I was going to say stuff a sock in her mouth but someone beat me to it.\n\nI got it!  Buy her a ball gag as an anonymous Christmas present.
252837
:) Yes I thought that was funny.  I love t-shirts that have funny sayings like that.  A friend of mine has a couple.
1108727
I would express my hurt feelings. Then tell him he has to ask for it back  and return it and buy me something twice as expensive and extravagant. If he won't, I will simply close my mouth and stash money away and leave when timing is right.
945286
Give him a new gift, but something small.  Maybe about $5 worth from the dollar store, but make it the good stuff.  Don't stoop to his level, at least he got you a gift.  It's not that big of a deal.
172581
well other than what you have all ready as a gift, the funest thing I ever did to my wife was I got all these party favors ...all the bells horns and hats...\nI hid them in my truck in a box marked dog food....\n\nwe went to a perkins on mourning and after a couple of cup of coffie she excused her self...\n\nI ran out to the truck got the box and ran around to everybody in the resterant and just said "make allot of nosie on the word "dear"\n\nwell she came back to our table....and I got her gift which was under the table....brought it out  and said honey it been so wounderfully being with you....DEAR\n\nthe employes even help the whole resterant went nuts...\n\nafterwords we went home got our camping tub's and the canue and went up river for a week in the woods. "alone"
702675
i bought one for my man; partly because he spent a fortune on mine and I wanted to get him something too, and party because I was marking my territory ;) \nHey, at least I'm honest :D
462526
well one time i was dared to stuff a plastic easter egg in my butt for 20$.... i tried like hell but after 15 min and i couldnt get it in i got 15$ for my attempt...  yeah... i was drunk
971596
This wasn't a Christmas gift but here it is: \n\nWhen I was 16 I moved away from home 3000 miles across the country.  My mother needed me to come home but could not afford to send me a ticket so I took my last 100 bucks (tickets used to be cheaper) and a box of cheezits and bought a greyhound ticket.  \n\nI made it about half way when an older lady who was about my mom's age must have noticed that all i had been eating for 2 days was cheezits.  she didn't ask me nor did i ask her but she bought me a sandwich at the next stop, i was so thankful.  later that night she exited the bus, and when i woke up later i found twenty dollars in my bag pocket.  this lady did not know me or my situation (i didn't talk much on that trip) but helped me out.  she sensed that i was having a hard time and out of pure kindness helped me.  i remember this even though it was years ago and try to help others when i can.  that was the best gift i ever received.
1006670
NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be a little disgusted though, but hey, that is hilarious!!!!!!! and i got one for you to do on him: if he asks you for a glass of water, put some dish soap in the cup, then put water in it, pop the ALL of the bubbles, and let him drink up!!!!!!!!! if he leaves food sitting out, and he is still going to eat it when he comes back, put a few things in there, like soap, lime juice, chili, go crazy, but don't put anything that is poisonous in there!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and try not to crack up when he comes back and starts to eat his food, wait until he tastes the stuff, and makes a funny face. \n\ni got another one: get ketchup, baking soda and put some in the bottle. then close the lid, shake it up, and make him something to go w/ the ketchup, like fries, or something. then give him the ketchup, and let him open it, and BAM!!!!!!!!!!! a face full of ketchup. have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\naren't i evil?