Why Did Pilgrams' Pants Always Fall Down?
145868
Cause they wore their buckles on their hats. lol
11690
this happens only to men, I think.  And it happens only to very skinny people.  I experience that too. Make sure your belt it tight.  If your jeans nearly touch the ground, that's a problem.  Fold it up or get shorter pants-- it feels better.
72713
Because you are a dirty slob.  Take a shower and scrub yourself clean.  Apply a corn starch based body powder and wear clean underpants.  Also, wipe your arse better.
1070582
Because there are no VITAL ORGANS in your pants only in your upper body...hahahahahahahah\n\nYour organ is not vital sorry........\n\nI'll make a cup for you out of KEVLAR
310768
because when you compress both your legs together, the idea of one testicle lower than the other will give way and align straight vertically.\n\nOtherwise, both testicals will get squashed if both are at the same level. Am I right? \n\nLogic! :)
73529
I agree with Whiz and Kd.  I am a teacher and I'm constantly telling the boys to pull up their pants.  I have plastic ties that I put on their pants to hold them up if I have to ask them more than once.  It's a disgusting look and it makes them walk like a duck.\n\nIf they knew where it really originated from maybe some of them wouldn't wear their pants like that.  It comes from men in prison.  If their pants were worn that way it meant they were "the girls" if you know what I mean.
1024106
I guess the same reason the white woman always falls when running!
692582
the angles of the people make it almost impossible to make them fit properly, If you want a lame version, go to \n\nhttp://www.mrscribbles.com/willie/willieguard.jpg\n\nit only took me about a minute, so if you need a better version....... send a check. Hope I get best answer at least....\n\nredunicorn, if your husband takes HOURS to do this, he's probably looking at PORN instead of working....
717129
It depends on your size.  I believe that most guys just let it dangle.  But there are those of us who would never do that because it dips into the water - which is really, really, really disgusting.  What I do is hold it in my hand, between my legs, and kinda let it arch and then dangle down (it gives me extra space in between the water and my tip).  \n\nThe reason that he's leaving drops is because he doesn't shake off before standing (assuming that he's sitting and peeing in the first place).  If he's leaving drops while standing it just means that he didn't put the seat up while going.
1038061
because he was clumsy?
325036
I think your boss can find many suitable excuses for firing you. I also think this is a load of bull! Why would you want to toss your pants to your ankles in the first place...don't give me this "better urine flow ... able to work better" crap! Your pants would be lying in pee...urinals are notorously sloppy places with pee all over the floor! IF you need to drop your pants to pee, you are the 1st person in history to need to do this. Do you just think we are all as stupid as many of the questions here indicate??? No, I don't think so. I have no idea what you are trying...in fact, I think this question is for "shock value," in which case you just failed miserably. But the day is young, try again.
151752
this is usually easily corrected by wearring an elastic sling that is wrapped around the ankles and the belly and i think over the shoulders to keep the legs splayed open to re align the hips. you mind it more than they do it is not painful. the cause is the hip joints don't develope properly and the ball of the top of the leg pops out. with this device the hip joint and the ball form properly and stay in place. it is more common in boys than girls.
779369
his pants are down around his ankles
640944
Never told anybody this before but in bootcamp for some reason I just couldn't get the clothes folding part down. The D.I. made me go to a special clothes folding school (class).
95240
Did ya ever see that friends episode where Pheobe's b/f was "hanging out" lol Just be careful if you go comando that your not reveiling more than you want to if your shorts are baggy!
305381
It's when your legs are heavier than they should be.  If you're female and wear pantyhose, the dye only irritates it all the more.  Best thing to do is maintain your weight to where your legs won't rub together.  That, and dry properly after getting that area wet.  Every once in a while you could probably use a talcum or medicated powder to help with the friction.
992952
i dont know but he pooped his pants doinig it!!!!