Why can't Plankton just pay some kid a couple bucks to go get a "take out"  Crabby Patty???
151986
Oh he has.....many times. It's just that the crabby patty is so freaking delicious that the kid usually eats it by the time he makes it back to the Chum Bucket!\n\nEdit** This makes me think of other shows where you love to love the bad guy! I mean......just once I so freaking wanted the Coyote to catch the roadrunner! I really think Plankton should get that patty! \n\nHis own show? hmmmm.......perhaps fomatted as....."Now, for the OTHER side of the story!" I mean seriously.....have we ever given Plankton the right to voice WHY he needs this recipe so badly? maybe Mr. Crabs stole from his plankton family many baracle years ago! Perhaps Plankton is just trying to salvage what is rightly his own. I really think we should open our minds to the fact that our dear Plankton is most definitely misunderstood!
543575
wow good point. the worst part about it is that these people get paid to pop them out. there are 15 year old girls all over london who did it purely for the money. they take the 5 year old kids to mcdonalds every single damn day! can you believe that? worst, though, is that the parent is too young to care, so they just don't actually give a damn if the kid hurts itself, turns to drugs, orwhatever. how do you think these people are gonna see other humans? they've never known love. not ever. all they know is making sure everyone thinks they're hard, and lust. that's it.\n\nand there are entire communities of these people.\n\nthere is a solution, but no politician would ever have the gonads to persue it: no more aid for single mums. you dont have to starve them, just dont give them total control of the money.\n\ni also believe it would sort this planet out soo much if you  wanted to have a second kid you had to prove that you could feed and love and educate it, or were at lest a decent person, and take soome kind of course.\n\nin fact in africa, the mentality is that if u have 9 kids u got a higher chance of oneof them making it big. I'd love to impose a law that says that if you want more than 2 then you have to pay extra taxes, that will go toward that kid's education. sure it soundws a little like china in the old days, but it is soo necessary in some parts of africa, especially south africa, where i'm from.
401833
I believe it isn't a matter of "having to be" kid-friendly, but the choice an establishment makes.  If more dollars are driven to their bottom line by being a kid-friendly establishment, then kid-friendly is what they will be.  Perhaps if enough customers were to speak up, changes could be made, but let's face it...businesses will cater to where the money comes from.
813000
They didn't have free lunches when I went to school.  When it did start it was a horrible embarrassment to admit you needed the help.  The requirements were much stricter then.  It was 1 meal.  Lunch.  Now they have breakfast too.  My mother worked in the cafeteria and was there through the changes.  She said more food is thrown out by the people getting the free food.  (Of course if it's as bad as it used to be I can't be too surprised. )  We all got the same thing.  There wasn't choices, or salad bars ,or fix your own taco day etc. There are people that need it and there are plenty just taking it because it's free.  I would never begrudge a child a meal so I'm glad they have the program.....I just hate to see it abused.
764922
are we being asked to...I didnt know that, the guy who owns the company has a massive house and is worth 2 million squiddlies....I think he should be forced to repay those folk out of his own pocket...greedy b****** !  if not him then the food giants should, how much profit do they make each year and its only thanks to us cos we all shop there.
983660
Hell no, tell them to eat it themselves with their other orifice!!!! I'd rather starve ( And I have too!!) than take a crumb from some hostile even if it was my own dear Mother, God rest Her Soul easy! Stick up for Yourself Kiddo, lifes too freaking short!
283339
Basic, nutritious, unprocessed food is not expensive. If children go hungry, it is because their lazy parient/s spend money on smokes, booze, drugs and gambling.
54203
Because they have to buy little wheel chairs for all the frogs.\n\nFine dining places always mark up food because they have to pay a chef to prepare it and serve it. That is how they make their money.
1126174
That and a dollar will get you a burger
756348
I COULDN"T BELIEVE IT!! I had the same thing at my house this year.  REPULSIVE.  Gosh, you know, the more I think of it, the angrier I get.  How rude, go buy your own candy, PIG!!  Anyway, I guess you just don't give it and say with a smile...."Just for the kids this year!"  Maybe they will be embarrassed into submission.....I doubt it, but LORD, I feel your pain!!
450958
call the local bucther and get some meat out of one first then comply with local laws. lol
486662
why not pay 20 (a month) and sponsor a kid??
589071
For anyone wondering what Chris W wrote:\n\n"Pay for the damn kids to go n stop tryin to get freebies just cause their disabled. You can buy your tickets at the disneyland site"\n\nNOTHING TO DO WITH "FREEBIES" YOU IGNORANT LOWLIFE. KIDS WITH DISABILITIES HAVE NEEDS OTHER PEOPLE DONT, THEREFORE A CHARITY DESIGNED TO ORGANISE THINGS LIKE THAT CAN BE OF GREATER HELP.\n\nPeople like you don't deserve the good fortune that came to you when you were given such a shallow life.
475466
and yet this question is in the dining out section?????
303482
Because you can swim and you can fish but if you catch a swim, you would have to fish with flippers on.  If this doesn't make sense, I blame it on the beer.
434017
This irritates me to no end.  Our citizenship and wellfare laws need to be changed.  If they can't get free money and citizenship for their kids they would stop coming here.  Also I support the minutemen even though I don't have the money to contribute.  I will be in Little Rock on May 7th with food for those who are in the caravan they have planned.
226977
Ok ask for a Big Mac......but don't just ask for the Big Mac.....you have to sing the old song:\n\n\n♫ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun. ♫\n\nThen ask them if they can substitute tator tots for fries. Now, listen....they're going to tell you that you can't get tots there but that you can go to Sonic for those. You just ignore that and tell them that if they want your business they need to run to Sonic for you and get you some tots while you wait. (Honkers will love this!)\n\nNext....order a snapple. Now there are only a million different flavors of Snapple so I strongly suggest you order each and every one by name just to make sure you don't leave a single flavor out because it would just be such a shame if you didn't get exactly what you wanted. (Has the guy behind you started using profanities yet?)\n\nFor dessert, don't you dare settle for a parfait or an apple pie. Ask for Chocolate Mousse. I really think it is time that Mickey D's realizes its clientele is a higher class of eater and  they must conform to what the public demands. This'll do the trick. \n\nNow stand your ground Stinky.....we're all behind you! Ok no, not honking......