would anybody like to be a ninja?!?
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-smiles- I am a ninja...I just need soom extra training to improve my skills. Why? Are you a ninja?
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Not me, but could you make one and sell it to me?  That would be awesome!
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Go for it!!!  That would be pretty cool!  You may be small, but that does not mean that you are weak!
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y do u want to become one
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The Ultimate Warrior!!
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are you real ? how old are you..i would like to train you
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Ninja!! they can sneak around while pirates are saying"Yerr'" even though you tell them to stfu when you are hiding or something, ninja will just get away...you wouldn't even notice it.
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i hope you can run fast! oh wait you wouldnt be able to get away because i would hold your foot between my legs with thighs of steel & proceed to beat the living crap out of you...\nyour kung fu is pretty good...\nbut not good enough!
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how about a naruto usamaki barrage with fireball jutzu combination????
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ninjas..better hygene.....cooler weaponery....way advanced strategy
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1.  First you should choose which type of ninja you want to be. You can also just choose the elements of both that you like.\n2. The first ninja described is the tactical and physically adept ninja, masters of infiltration, combat and stealth.\n3. To become on of these you need to learn to become "invisible" to those around you, learn to move silently, hide, and become a master of infiltration.\n4. To become the ninja mentioned above you should: take a ninjutsu class (so as to master the martial arts that many ninjas praticed), learn to climb, hide and move silently. Learn the concepts of light, shadow, colors and camoflague. This will take a while.\n5. To become the social ninja you need to be capable of manipulate people to do your will all while seeming convicing and confident.\n6. This type of ninja isn't stealthy but s/he is subtle. S/he knows how to lie, negotiate and find any information they might need from a person. To obtain this skill set you need to practice often to master your skills, but not too much so that people will realize your deceptive nature.\n7. It is best to blend both types into one that suits you best, most ninja developed assets which did alot of their spying for them.\n8. Once all this is complete it's probably safe to say your a ninja, although you might not want people to know that. \n\n* Don't lie extravagantly even if your good someone will eventually see through your lie.\n* Some ninjutsu classes focus on martial arts and skills needed to infiltrate! \n\n* This is a long and tedious process.\n* Lying is illegal in some cases, as is infiltrating.\n* Do not break any laws or do anything illegal!
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For Sure!!! How awesome would that be??
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NO, you are no Ninja. To be a Ninja, you must first complete a "Ninternship" under a true Ninja consisting of no less than a full MONTH of training in the mysterious art of Tai Bo. During week one, you will learn how to jumpflip backwards into trees, run along walls, and clean your Gi by simply punching all dirt and odor from it. \nWeek 2 consists of walking through walls (preferrably without getting stuck- you do NOT want your book club to come over and see your rear end sticking partially out of your front room wall),  turning Ninvisible, dividing by zero, touching MC Hammer, and ALWAYS knowing the exact location of Carmer San Diego. \nWeek 3 involves punching so fast that people actually get hit yesterday. These punches actually alter DNA so that years after you hit someone, their children will clutch their heads and say "HEY!! WHAT WAS THAT!!??""\nWeek 4 you work on Brokeback Mountain. No not the movie about gay cowboys, but the pile of dead pirates in your backyard. You find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, and how to smell fear. \nGraduation occurs when you can jumpstart cars but putting cables on your nipples, and take a shower by riding a 9 foot tall Grizzly Bear through a car wash. Extra credit involves stretching a daimond until it becomes coal again. \nThose lucky enough to survive the Ninternship in a month that has 5 weeks will get the added benefits of learning the last digit of Pi, how to Ninjasize your meals at Burger King, and how to destroy viruses while being on the Ninjascopic level yourself. \n   Face Paint and Judo clothes?? Geez, you have less of a life than I do...\n   (MUCH props to Ask a Ninja)
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It isn't a game!! We aren't going to go into it and say hey you guys killed 3000 people so we are here to kill 3000 of you! If the mission could be accomplished by killing no more people I would be ALL for it but thats not the case!! \n\nIf a ninja broke into your house and cut the heads off of everyone in your family... Would you say "OK, I'm going to go kill 6 ninjas and it's all good"?? NO, it would be your mission to hunt down that one particular ninja and anyone who helped him and anyone who protected him. RIGHT???
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I can do it.  E-mail me at lacy_n_jimmy@yahoo.com
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watch Ninjai series at www.ninjai.com
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I can help you create one, but sticking to it is always the hard part!  My email is snoopytroll@yahoo.com