leave a funny joke here?
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.\n\nThe seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."\n\n"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."\n\n"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.\n\n"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
1165500
hahahaha \n* thanks for d laughter ;-)
1112310
:o\nis this a tricky joke?lmao->
1085935
Send 2 to the Jokes&Riddles group and they will do them in for you.  The other three are yours...
816498
That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
804133
its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
1102332
lol you got the funny's suggestion one here lol
516445
LOL, You crack me up! You made my day!\n\nS.S.
849868
heheheheeh........hoooooooooohoooooooooo\nmindblowing joke..................awesum................nicejoke
486366
Muahhahhhahhahahahahahah!  That's a good one.\n\nI guess some of you don't realize this is a joke?
699568
LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
370888
good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
1043874
tell me your e-mail address. i will try to send you jokes. my address is ak9999in@yahoo.co.in
353529
The joke is on us...  now\n\nand it isn't very funny...
1013575
OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
724546
Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........