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Monotony at Work\n\nWake up, hit the snooze…Wake up, hit the snooze…Wake up, hit the snooze. This happens six times before I finally get up to start getting ready for work. I think it’s my subconscious screaming at me not to go today. As I unlock the door to my store, I hear the familiar “SPSSS” from the lemon scent aerosol can that I am now so used to; I never seem to notice the once loved sweet and sour smell. I start my routine by vacuuming rugs that are already clean and mopping the floor that is already shining. I fold up and put away the paperwork from the night before, turn on the red neon "Open" sign and settle in for another day, just as boring, just as monotonous, the ugly twin of the day before.\nI lean back in my iron maiden of a chair, watching cars drive by, never stopping. The owner arrives shortly after I do. He asks me how I’m doing and proceeds to the solace of his office. Holiday lights chase themselves endlessly around the window and there’s a strobe light that relentlessly emits a constant mind warping rhythm throughout the day, softly clicking. They’re both trying to scream at the customers to come in and activate a new cell phone. I hear the subtle vocal stylings of Celine Dion playing on the soft rock radio station in the background, pounding against the back of my head, forcing thoughts of mass destruction into my head to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On." The hours pass at a crawl and I try to daydream about anything, but fall short of nothing until the “DING DONG” of the load chime in the front door snaps me back to reality; I finally see life in this otherwise desolate place. The excitement grows as I rise from my Garrotte and greet my potential client enthusiastically. The excitement dies as quickly as it rose when I find out the customer is looking for the pizza place.\nThe owner, becoming bored in the middle of the day, comes up to the front of the store and barks some orders and then promptly retreats back to his fortress of solitude. This plethora of free time does allow me the opportunity to do some school work, my only variety through out the day. Just as I start my week’s assignments, “DING DONG”, another customer, could this be the one to break it? No she just wants a pre paid cell card, and then complains about the dollar service fee, back to my guillotine.\nI stare at the clock for a few minutes, in my minds eye I see it laughing at me. 4:30 pm, my assignments seem to be doing the trick; it feels like hours have gone by. “PSPP” the aerosol can sprays its perfume again reminding me that it does that every nine minutes, and I haven’t heard it that many times. I turn on the dancing lights and the more powerful strobe in hopes of attracting the night dwellers, and go back to my studies. I look up from my computer and fall into an insomniatic stare out of the window into the ever darkening sky. “BRING, BRING”, the phone echoes off the deathly silent walls, the words flow through the channel that has been carved into my psyche by the repetition of saying the same thing over, and over, like the river that created the Grand Canyon. “Thank you for calling Wireless Experts, this is G.W. How can I help you?” My heart is racing with anticipation…A telemarketer selling seven lovely nights in Las Vegas, NV. The racing subsides and I sit back down on my electric chair.\nI step outside into the frigid desert air just to break the madness. I look up at the clock through the window, my heart sinks, 5:30 pm. This is the time during the day that time moves slower then a snail sliding through molasses. 6:00 pm, my mind is struggling to come up with something to do, and is blank. I look around the store in hopes of finding something to do, gleaming metal surrounds the displays, the glass windows that you can’t see but know they’re there, packages of blue and white stacked to the brim on the shelves. No cleaning is needed, no stocking to be done,
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