What would you answer the 5 most feared questions by men ??
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best answers to give from a female point of view\n1. What are you thinking about? \nyou\n2. Do you love me? \nof course\n3. Do I look fat in this? \nabsolutly not (be careful this could be a trick question tho)\n4. Do you think she is prettier than me? \nof course I was just comparing her to you honey and you come out on top every time\n5. What would you do if I died? \nI would never come out of the depression that that event would put me in.\n\ngood luck guys lol.
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'Chaps' cologne for men stinks like crazy!\nI had to stop dating a man once cause I felt\nlike I was smothering to death!
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1) Hard times ahead\n2) Too Goood to last\n3) all hands on deck\n4) Tall dark man?\n5) Quit after me\n6) 4 hours up\n7) Einsenhower
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In order:\n\n1. Sex\n2. Cars\n3. Football\n4. Sex\n\nIn reality? Well, it's not that far from the truth! Other thoughts/worries include work, finance, health (often on a man's mind but seldom discussed!) and believe it or not, relationships. We just don't talk about them! ;)
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Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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A BIG MUTHA EFFA BOMB....GIT 'R DONE!!!! YEEEAAAAHHHH\n\n\nalthough in reference to electrichead's answer, chuck norris teamed up with steven segall would be the most fearsome fighting force known to man
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I would say first that I'm sorry because they must be very worried but that I could not stand seeing my father get killed nor the dishonour of him staying home. that's why I took the family sword and joined the army.\nI would say that I was frightened first. I felt discouraged, alone and then I found strength and courage in myself thanks to my friends.\nI would say that I discovered that to learn something you had to repeat it until you do it (or know it) perfectly.\nI would say know that I found out that differences between men and me could be softened with the use of my brains and that I am grateful they educated me.\nI would say that friendship is a very strong power. It can overrule prejudice and win every battle.\nI would say that lying is the worst thing you can do to your family and friends because of the pain that you can cause and because you can lose someone's trust when it's the most precious thing in a relationship.\nThen, I would say that I love them and that I'm very happy to be still alive to be able to tell them later all the great adventures I lived.
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1)Cantiacus athlet ran faster than the others.\n2)...........................................?\n3)where I heard this, I feared of magisians.\n4)Soldiers, hit as strong you can!\n5)A doctor can treat you better to sanity than an astrologer.\n6)These youngsters look at our daughter more avidly.\n7)Dog followed with fidelity his dead master.\n8)Those, who lived bad, will perish bad.\n Ciao......John-John.
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tell them that you know men think with there 2ND head how ever you would be most grateful if they would stare you in  your eyes and not your boobs,easy as that and don't act like a twit
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1. Yes! Do it! But please hire me?\n2. Who the hell is the dude on top of me and why is he stalking you? Did you miss your morning questionnaire?
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Ask us questions about ourselves.  We love a guy who cares. :)
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1. Being left to sleep for ever, and won't ever get to go nightclubbing.\n2. Mel Gibson - he had a hang over and didn't have time to shave before auditioning for extra on Mad Max. They loved his rough look and got lead role.\n3. Use right hand to wipe bum.
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In self-defense, I would kick the HELL out of his testicles.\nThat would let him know not to mess with me.\n\nGuys already know not to mess with me. ;)
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You're ugly: "How can that be - you wouldn't go out with an ugly chick now, would you?"\n\nYou're gay: "Guess that means we won't have sex, will it?"\nYou're a guy: "Whip it out and let's see who has more balls!"\nYou stuff your bra: "Not that YOU'LL ever find out!"
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I can`t answer this question because I don`t know what you are scared to tell him, maybe if you would let us in on it we could help you
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1. Who is this? \n   A: Casey but she hides her name from him. \n \n2. What number is this \n   A: Casey doesn't answer. \n \n3. What's You Favorite Scary Movie?  \n   A: Casey says Halloween \n \n4. You Got a Boyfriend? \n   A: Casey says no. \n \n5. I thought we were going out? \n   A: Casey refuses \n \n6. No, you listen you little BITCH! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish. You understand? \n   A: Casey gets creeped out and says ya. \n \n7. Can You See Me? \n   A: Casey threatens the caller. \n \n8. You Should Never Say Who's there don't you watch scary movies? \n   A: Trying to hang up. \n \n9. I thought you didn't have a boyfriend? \n   A: Casey explains she lied. \n \n10. His name wouldn't happen to be Steve? \n   A: Casey's horrifed.  \n \n11. Who's the killer in Halloween? \n   A: Mike Meyers, Casey's correct. \n \n12. Name the killer in Friday the 13th? \n   A: She says Jason, it's actually Pamela Vorhees Jason's  mama \n \n13. What door am I at? \n   A: Well I ain't spoiling this part. \n \nHope I helped.
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Honey, to answer this q we need to know what you are so scared of.