Am I a redneck for plugging a hole in our toilet with chewing gum for a short time?
138233
No way, you're like Mac Gyver.
854125
I wouldnt get too worked up, as its probably nothing.  My guess is that either you bit your tongue in your sleep last night or you have a swollen tastebud, neither of which are harmful and will go away on their own.
19149
Guilty, but then again, I'm the type who can't find the toilet paper in the morning. Bush is okay, but we all belly ache sometimes, right?
704184
I do it too my boyfriend hates it he buys me gum now so i chew that just to humour him.
553839
The ticket will go on your perminant record...you know, the one they always warned you about in school. That offense, coupled with the time you stuck gum in suzy's hair, will doom you to a life of paverty and despair. Just remeber, the principle warned you.
1179320
It will pass when you go to the bathroom. Your body cannot digest gum but it is harmless
1187112
God Bless America.\n\nThe gum will get chewed safely, that's all you need to know.\n\n\n       GWB
999876
ur hole is fresh! itl take a lil time to introduce mr. penis and miss vagina, eventually they will have fun together! and wil be more enjoyable
357887
Why? Do you have TP for my bung-hole?
790407
Me sa think you screwed.  Me sa think you need an enema.
430373
oh i used to do that, trying chewing gum, its something contructive to chew on.
403863
Be the best fattest stinking redneck you can be.
1187167
I'm taking a dump as I answer your question :D
694155
I never heard of chewing gum debates. You mean like whether kids should be allowed to chew gum in class? Try typing it in Google.
1146479
put your tongue in an electric plug in -- should be bout the same
546753
Well if you are ashamed of something oyu do, then you probably shouldn't have doneit in the first place. The least you can do is be honest about it. Punishment and consequences take place for a reason, but that mainly applies to crime. As far as the hypothetical homosexual situation goes, that would make you a selfish coward comparing yourself to the open people who love themselves and are proud, but who take the insults from ignorant rednecks who have yet to die. It is denying who you are. Why would you want to do that?
361051
Ugh, that was disgusting.  What do you want to warn them about?  Pinche rednecks.