Why do beans make you fart?
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Beans have a high level of carbohydrates & fibres that get eaten up by bacteria in your intestine and produce gas (I've heared mostly nitrogen and methane).
179865
according to them it's fart.
1088270
Beefup a mixed drink of all carbs.  Tastes like hell and makes you fart.
3852
It depends on how your body digest certain foods.\nSome people can eat beans all day and not fart at all. \nOthers can just drink a glass of juice and they are purging toxic fumes from the lower vent hole all day.\nBut beans and green leafy types of veggies will usually get the job done. Also chille dogs with onions and mustard does it for some people. If your just trying to fart? Try drinking a can of one of those slim fast shakes. it'll give you lots of gas, however in 4 to 6 hours, the volcano is ready to erupt.\nYes... you were venting volcanic gases.
1034871
Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.\n    Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.
275018
Sounds like you may have eaten some gas-causing foods.
898998
JUMPING BEANS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE BEANS
283948
Yes. You could be eating too much fiber, you could have a very slow digestive tract that allows waste to sit there for too long, you could be eating foods that make you build up gas (cabbage, beans, broccoli, etc.), or you could have a health condition. Talk to your doctor for a definite diagnosis. This certainly is not natural.
945984
You are not farting enough. The gas gets trapped inside your fecal matter when you don't fart, and it makes it more bouyant. This can be very unhealthy. You should pass gas more often.
1057372
When you sneeze it indicates that you don't feel well. So when people hear you sneeze they say "bless you". Farting is generally not an unhealthy function, just impolite to do it in front of other people. When you fart you should say "excuse me" and the reply should be "you are excused".\n\nBy the way, do you know why farts stink so bad?\n\nAnswer: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
933460
it's the breakdown of food that creates gas. alka seltzer or bicarbonate is recommended.
730369
dont eat beans and get gas X
1089766
veggies produce more gasses in the body, thus making you produce more gas by farting. its just the way the food breaks down in your digestive system.
38033
because at night u have bean eating all day and your food hasn't digested yet, but through the night it slowly digest so in the morning u are always hungry and have an empty stomack and weigh a few pounds less.
747668
isnt a burp trapped air and a fart methane produced from your body processing food?
44686
Because it closer to the begining of the digestive journey.   When a fart comes out - it has had to go through the intestines and it picks up all the stinks that are in there!!  The gases get more noxious if you have a stomache ache too - for some reason it just rots in there and really wreaks everyone out when you pass it.
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Can you kick a can of beans?