OK Who Farted????  or  Who farts more men or women?
147765
Girls don't fart...That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
91517
let's see... how many men are there on the planet? you just have to look for the ones who are horny all the time but don't show it. but they're all, ALL poo poo heads.
400418
I fart in your general direction!   Ninh!!!
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
489775
Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
528853
Each and every fart is unique. Dont be bothered about the length. Instead measure fart with the pleasure...
873468
In Sheffield, it is illegal for women to fart on wednesdays, except in a leap year.\n\n\nSource: Futtocks Almanac.
1098457
Your farts will smell minty fresh! You and the yellow poop guy should hook up!
951082
According to Dr. Oz from Oprah we are suppose to fart 14 times a day. I don't do this.  I like to excuse my self to the bathroom if I have to go.  I have blamed it on the dog once as a joke in front of my family.
1048676
Who says men like sex more than women. Some women like it just as much as men even more.
17943
LOL cute question, No men do not produce more gas than women. It's just that guys think gas is funny or they just let them rip, now honestly when was the last time you saw/heard a woman just let it rip? You answered your own question we just hide it or at least try.
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
526041
They don't care if they fart. They have lived there whole lives worrying about stuff. Whats a fart or two in there old age
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
508856
I went in a womans restroom once...sat down and took a nice heavy dump!!!As I chilled for a moment-I thought to myself "wow that person that just sneezed sounds like a chic & why does everyone in here sound like they're wearing high hills?"then it occured to me that I didn't remember seeing any mens p!ssing stalls when I stormed in at first!!!That's when I froze and tried to figure out how the hell am I gonna get out of here unnoticed-for some reason women kept coming in & out all of a sudden...that served me right for taking a long dump!!!Eventually,I managed to escape after 15 minutes of funk!!!After that horrible waiting experience I came to a conclusion--women can talk just as perverted as men or worse & some of them don't wipe...nor do all of them wash their hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Which reminds me of another story of when I was licking this one girls fingers...........I'll save that for another day!
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here