Will I ever get laid?
155882
I agree with everyone.  A question like that is that you are always waiting for that moment.  Try not thinking about it and focus on something else and maybe, just maybe your time will come.  No girl is going to sleep with you if you think out loud like that.
484423
you're outta luck, dude.  You will never get laid.
390327
I was an incurable flirt once too. I learned that it was a coping mechanism because I lacked confidence and social skills. It is easy to get a guy to talk to you if he thinks he is going to get laid. I had to try talking to girls only for a while. It was really uncomfortable at first. I thought they were all judging me. I found out that I was wrong. Hanging with the ladies gave me more confidence, social poise and the ability to talk with guys without sexual overtones. If you aren't looking for a one night stand be careful how you present yourself.
716159
Once again, you remind me of why you probably never get laid.  Though almost assuredly you claim you get a lot.
90946
Don't give up, I have had the same problem wit girls. MR RIGHT will appear when you least expect it, mayb even this sec? ;)
582354
Keep trying. ( I am 17)
76492
go get a prostitute that should help
1089352
drink beer and get laid.
882526
Get over it and be greatful you are getting laid at all.
485769
I'm sorry to say, it's probably not the last time your hopes will be crushed. I know, it sometimes seems "some guys have all the luck". But, rarely is it luck when the guy gets the girl. I can honestly say, YES you do have MULITIPLE chances to have a girlfriend and secret crushes with your name on them. Disappointment is real, and happens often to us all. If one doesn't work out, it wasn't meant to be. Shrug it off and look forward to what's around the next corner. It COULD be the one.  A positive tude Dude.. that's what the girls notice!!
913290
You've just gotta be patient, the perfect lady for you will notice you :)\nForcing things will just make you seem desperate, which will put ladies off.  Spending time making new friends, meeting new people and trying new things out - hopefully this will lead you to a girlfriend :)\nThe more people you meet, the higher the chance of meeting one who likes you!
358550
Hopefully not. You will get more satisfaction out of it when you're at least 5 years older and with somebody you care about and that cares about you. Just finding someone to have sex will leave you feeling empty.
293403
Let me ask you something first..do you just want to get laid?\n\nIf that's on your mind, you won't go anywhere buddy. You have to learn to hold back somethings to gain more. Talk to her as if you don't like her at all. Tease her, make jokes, do all that and don't give her ANY signs of you liking her!\nJust open up your heart more and you will get to know her better! \n\nGood luck
842953
If you want to get laid, then yes, it does matter!  I couldn't sleep with a hairy-bummed man!!
97832
Just ask her.  Girls aren't a mystery unless you let them be.  Trust me, if I'd known that when I was about 14, I'd have gotten laid a lot more in highschool.  Try finding out something she likes, talk to her about it for a little bit, then ask her to go out somewhere/time.  If it doesn't work, try it with another girl, and another, and another until it does.  You'll get nowhere if you don't try.
147235
single,never been married and still looking.
207480
You are not hopeless, but if you believe you are, no woman will be interested. Meet a wide variety of women, and when you find one you fall for, then you've won 50% of the battle. Next is to make her feel the same. That part is up to you!