What’s the best PICKUP line?
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"If this was a meat market you would be prime rib."
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Be yourself, don't use stupid pick up lines.
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man all you have to do is be yourself....no need with pickup lines...just talk to her as apersopn and you have nothing to worry about. Confidence is a trait to have when dealing with the opposite sex and on top of that worst case senario she could say no..or she isnt into like you are to her....
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Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?\nCartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?\n\nMr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?\nCartman: How would you like to suck my balls?\nMr. Garrison: What did you just say?!\nCartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"\n\nMr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?\nCartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind!
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Naw dude, all these stupid pick up lines are so lame. Also saying "hi how are you?" thats pretty lame too. Look, you want to know how to seriously flatter a girl, and get her attentions? simply say "excuse me, I just have to tell you how beautiful you are" \nJust watch as her eyes light up! If that doesnt start a nice conversation I dont know what will. Dont use this with every girl in the room though, cause then that wold suck.
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a better one, How do you get 4 Greeks on a bar stool?\nTurn it upside down\nWhat is the most used pick up line in a gay bar?\nCan I push in your stool?
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say: hey girl, nice ass.\n\nor just walk up to her and slap it.  she will automatically know.
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Do yourself a favor and don't use pickup lines...
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The worst breakup line of all time is the whole "It's not you, it's me" lie.\n\nThe worst pick up line I've ever heard is from a guy that already had a girlfriend:  "What do you consider cheating?"
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Pick up line or presentation opening line?\n\nI'd go with:  "Wanna get rich?" for both options...then crack a joke if it's a pickup line.  No guarantee about success, but it WILL get their attention!
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I like them simple !!! I'll fall for " hey whats your name?" or " would you like to dance?" Those are good enough for me. I hate it when guys try to get too creative cause I will laugh right in their faces. Be yourself.
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This is a common 'pickup' line some men use to start a conversation with an attractive woman.  Not very original. I recommend you listen to your intuition (gut) and reply accordingly ;D
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Don't go for the cheesy chat up line, just be yourself and chat about anything and everything, there is nothing specific you can say to break the ice, you just need to be open, nice and friendly, if she aint interested in ya after that it aint worth it anyway.
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Either ones fine.  Heres a few lines from Friends\n\nRachel: Well do guys like it when a girl ask them out?\n\nJoey: Oh yeah, its such a turn on.\n\nRachel:  But doesn't it seem desperate?\n\nJoey: Thats the turn on.  \n\nDon't worry about it though.  Either or is fine.
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That's an interesting pick-up line!
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Well first of all there is no such thing as a good pick up line. Girls don't fall for that kind of stuff. At least not any girl worth wasting any time over. The best thing to do is to start talking to a girl as friends first, get to know her a bit, but not too much, just so that you could call her a casual friend. The best way to do this is ask alot of questions about her, and don't talk too much about yourself. Naturally humans see good conversationalists as those who ask questions, because in a conversation we love to talk about ourselves. But make sure you mention yourself a little. Also a little tip for keeping a conversation going is to start your next line with whatever she just said. For example\n\nyou: So are you planning on going on holiday anywhere this year?\ngirl: oh yeah I'm going to Mexico\nyou: mexico? wow, sounds nice, it's a really beautiful place during the summer. what kind of music are you into?\ngirl: I like a lot of R n B music.\nyou: R n B, cool, I like a lot of R n B. So do you go to a lot of concerts?\ngirl: Not really, but I went to see Destiny's Child before.\nyou: Destiny's Child, I like them, a shame that they split... etc..\n\nThis is good because the repetition of what she says makes her feel like you're listening, plus it keeps the conversation going. Even if you don't know much about what she's talking about, just ask further questions about it. "oh I don't know too much about that, what's it like?" etc.\nEventually let it evolve into natural conversation. Don't force things too much though.\n\nCompliment her, but not heavily. Just little things once you've gotten to know her a bit such as "your eyes look pretty today", but nothing too much and not too often. Also compliment her on things that don't matter so much, like compliment a freckle, her voice, her hand writing. Little things are often the ones that are mostly appreciated.\n\nAnd I know you said you didn't want to have someone say "just be yourself" but you know, what's the point of being with someone who doesnt want to be with the real you? Hope it works out for you.
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guy- do you wanna hear a joke?\n\nGirl- sure (if she says no your outta luck)\n\nguy- (grabs her hand a draws a line down the center of her hand using his finger.) Okay, the rabbit is on one side of this river.  The fox is on the other, the fox can't go around, across, through, over or under the river.  How does the fox get to the rabbit? (All the while holding her hand)\n\nGirl- I don't know how? (And if she comes up with any other answer, just tell her no!)\n\nGuy- He can't, I just wanted to hold your hand.\n\nHa ha ha!!  It sure got me!