What's the funniest joke you know about the dead Jew Christ?
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That he rose from the dead. That's a total joke. Pathetic.
1079141
Euthenasia........... yeah, Saturday Night Live ran this joke twenty years ago.\n\nNo problem.  It's still funny.
614053
By far, best blonde joke I think I've ever heard.  (Tt is long, and I have used it before on Y!Answers.)\n\nCertain words have been changed to protect the censors.\n\nOkay so it's Dec. 24th and a postman is starting his walking route.  He comes to the the first house and opens the mailbox and there is a envelope inside that says "mailman" on it.  He opens it, it's a $10 bill with a note that says have a nice Christmas.  He proceeds to the next house and there is a card that says "mailman" which he opens to reveal $20.  He thinks to himself, "Wow, this is going to be a good day!"  He comes to the third house and there is a note: Mailman, knock on the door for your Christmas present.  He knocks and the door swings open to reveal a beautiful naked blonde woman.  She grabs him, pulls him inside and well... anyway, the censors are watching, but you get the Idea.\n\nAs he is putting his clothes back on the blonde woman disappears for a minute into the kitchen and brings back a tray with a huge breakfast on it.  Biscuits, gray, bacon, eggs, the works.  He's like WOW, thanks and proceeds to eat it.  \n\nHe glances at his watch and says, thank you, but I have to get going.  As he is moving to the door the blonde hands him a dollar and says Merry Christmas.  He's looks at the dollar and then at her and says no thanks, 'maam, you've done enough!  She says, oh no, you have to take it, it's my husbands idea.  The mailman pauses, "You husbands Idea?"  "Yeah," she says, "Last night I asked him if I should do anything for the mailman for Christmas and he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar,' breakfast was MY IDEA!"
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Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.\n\nThey buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."\n\n"What?" his father replied.\n\n"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
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LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
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Here is a clean joke.\n\n\nA woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.\nAfter a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away."\nThe distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?\n"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.\n"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.\nAs the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.\nThe vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.\nThe vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,\nbut as I said, this is most definitely, 100%\ncertifiably, a dead duck."\nThen the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit\na few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.\nThe duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.\n"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!\n\nREADY ?\n\nThe vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my\nword for it, the bill would have been $20 but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00
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"Do you see what happens Larry?" from The Big Lebowski.\n\n"They peed on my rug"\n"Also Dude, China-man is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian-American please.\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFIciHlkaKI&search=the%20big%20lebowski\n\n"I am the Walrus"\n"What's a pederass Walter?"\n"Nobody f__ks with the Jesus"\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?search=the+big+lebowski&mode=related&v=txifB6IPhtU
909354
making fun of something that exists
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Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
182043
I've heard pleanty of Holocaust jokes, and they're dam funny!!!!
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
399355
"were both farmers!" hehehe i love that joke!!!cracks me up everytime!
323395
Ha Ha Ha Ha....Good joke..lol
796367
A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
331959
The day I heard Jesus laugh was both funny and weird.  \n\nThe full story is in link below:
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"I think god is dead"\n\n"Ah yes, the sign of a true catholic!"
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that ... WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER READ!