What is the best way to get rid of a squirrel that is chewing your roof open?
143765
That's but it, unless you can kill the bugger. They can't chew threw metal at all. The do like to get underneath those eaves alot. Did you think of updating your place with some dang can't think of it now. Hmmm whatever that metal underneath the eaves. Can't think of it now but people usually do that when they reside their house. Or if its in the facia, get only some new facia metal made up and installed. Call a siding company.
1077705
The answer is none.\nSee, boy squirrels CAN chase tails, they don't do it though as they're all too obsessed with burying their nuts in places they then forget about.
919328
go to hardware store.. get a section of heater pipe [the kind for a wood heater]make a bottom out of heavy screen wire...at top punch a hole[or drill] so nail can be place through one side of pipe into tree...you just want the pipe to hang on side of tree...place corn in bottom of pipe..squirrel goes down into pipe to get corn but cant get  enough of angle to jump out of slick pipe
170617
The squirrels in my yard eat anything they can find. Of course, the bird seed that I put out, but I have also seen them eat the bark off of small trees too. The leaf buds from trees, as well as digging for flower bulbs and bugs. They also find a few acorns that they had buried previously. Again, anything they can find, they are omnivorous.
969483
Flying Squirrel Scat is going to be larger than a grain of rice and will be less frequent (although still plenty of it) than mice scat.  You can set live traps for either, I have trapped both animals before, just remember if you do set a trap and catch a flying squirrel it will release a very musky smell and when you open the trap it will shoot out of there like a bullet!  If it is a mouse then you can tilt the trap vertically and you can open the trap without the mouse jumping out!
285383
Stop going where they go. \nMove to another town. \nHide under a big rock. \nBecome a hermit and never go outside.\nRun away screaming whenever you see them.
130360
Train it not to pee on anyone.Teach it some manners !!
1111641
Toss it some marshmallows.\nIt works for alligators....\n\nBy the way....Good luck with Nessie!\n:-)
144448
Is that the same as "bats in your belfry?"  Seriously, find out how they are getting in there, find out what they like to eat (squirrel chow perhaps), and sprinkle it near their entrance.  Once you're sure they're all out, seal the hole.  But for goodness sake, whatever you do, be humane!  They're just doing what we do...trying to survive.  So please, don't do anything to harm them.  If you seek a professional person to get the job done, insist on humane (non-lethal) methods.
504395
First, get yourself some Pinfish or Blue Runners. Kingfish like live bait.\n\nHook the blue runner through the nostril, and run a "Stinger" line just past the tail and put a treble hook on it. Kingfish attack from behind, and you want the first bite to set the hook. Now just troll wherever the Kings are running, and hope for the best.
559057
put up a sign that says no tresspassing and or one that says beware of dogs...and then it is at their own risk because if they get bit,it is on them you forwarned them and that is all you should have to do. I might call the local SPCA or police station and ask this question to see what type of feedback that you get. Good Luck!!
816171
The only "legal" way I can think of is run over them, but it's really hard to run over a turkey, especially if they are watching.  I've tried to run over a few, but they take off when they see a vehicle coming.  I know it's possible to do, though, because I have seen several on the side of the road.  I even cut a ten inch beard off of one.
276955
crush furniture or kill litle doggy pet of your old neighbour. it helps
569246
Do not attempt to remove them yourself.  In many parts of the US and elsewhere, they are a protected species.  Call a licensed wildlife rehabilitator to come remove them.  Look in your phone book or contact a local veterinarian to find the number to call.  The rehabilitator knows how to remove them without harming them and will relocate them to an area where they and people are much less likely to collide.
311778
Squirrels aren't very smart.  Their instinct when they sense danger is to run to the last safe place they have been.  They just don't have the brains to figure out the which side of the road is closer or that they will get smooshed if they turn around.  They get scared, and instinct takes over.\n\nRemember, squirrels evolved over millions of years, and when been chased by a larger, faster predator, going to the nearest safe place is usually the best plan.  They have only been dealing with cars for a hundred years, and haven't updated the planbook yet.
967114
Try cooking oil. There is not allot besides ice and something oily that will help and be safe for your dog. You may have to leave it and let it come out on it's own if you can't work it out.\n\nIf you can safely control the dog cut out what you can with a small pair of scissor like the ones found in a manicure set. Then take flour and work it into the gum. That way it will help dry it out some and will help stop it from sticking to the carpet if it's an indoor dog. \n\nGood luck with your doggy.
103330
Try hanging a fake owl...it scares them away....