i see a cracker i eat it, i see u i run  away, and i see your boyfriend i go confu on his appendix?
148241
And it hurts so good!!!
932657
How about I call him crackers and you can eat him in bed anytime you want?\n\n\nBut actually his name is Ralph!
1162654
you probably have an intestinal virus. i would see a doctor if i were you. you might want to try adding more fiber to your diet (which sounds weird, but this happened to an exboyfriend and that's what he had to do).
1117986
First of all why are you eating nasty stuff.....2nd of all take a cr**
669888
If he's stalking you he must really love you.  Just tell him to bring a pizza next time.  Kill 2 burds.
1084631
Say bicth i don't like u i have boyfriend that will kill u.
1155076
Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle!\n\nBut I'm a Veggie Zombie & only eat the Retards.\n\nGo on report me if U dare!
260597
I do. He is very horny and smells like corn chips. I would avoid him unless he offers to make you dinner, in which case you should tell Susan that Geoff doesnt have the intestinal parasites like Dr. Asparagus said he did.
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Try me. And leave your boyfriend for his roomates.
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I'm not sure if my gf counts as a direct relationship yet, \n\nbut every time she makes me some slow cooked texas chili, \nmy stomach gets all bloated and I get lots of gas.
275018
Sounds like you may have eaten some gas-causing foods.
889921
just tell him "you aint getting any of my cooking yet."  sounds like fun flirting anyways.  have fun with it.
366733
it all depends on what kind of kiss it was and to whom it was too. And on how much you can trust your partner. And what kind of relationship you and your partner are in.  There's always 3 sides to the story, YOURS, MINE, and the TRUTH. You can read the menu but you eat at home.SO that means there will be  no ordering not even an appetizers.
739559
lol to me, that sounds gross!!! you should put it back, theres all sorts of things in there that will give you food poisoning
210748
do u want to throw up too? if yes, then yes.
612854
HAHAHAHA!!!\nthis is like, by far, da best...\n10 outta 10 for u!!!\nstill can't stop laughin... n my stomach's startin to hurt cuz of ur last one too...
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if you had the whole cake for yourself and you ate a piece everyday to indulge your craving at least you ate it the way you wanted, now someone wants your crumbs well honey give it to her because its only going to give her a belly ache. what tasted delicious to you maybe won't be so appetizing for her.