My friends a$s is like so flat,she wants tips on how to make it bootylicious?
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what she needs to do is love herself for herself and thats that. Plus not all guys like a huge a$$ some like it enough that they can hold in their hand not over flow their hand.
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mix two cups of water with 3 cups of flour\nAdd the juice of adult one coco-berry tree (min height 936ft 3inches)\nFold in two cups of young ladys body hair mixed with 1 tsb of old man rimula\nturn around in three complete circles chanting UMBA UMMA UMBA\nand leave to chill over night or for a t least 18 minutes.\nPinch of salt to taste\nVoila...you have gold!\n\nIf this one fails, I do have a magic spell but it requires milk which is extremely difficult to get these days since the cows became extinct, it doesn't work as well with boobie milk.
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breasts are a fatty tissue so any junk food will help, but with bigger breast she will also get a bigger butt
623191
let her know it...deal with her bitchness and try to pretend it doesn't phase you...just keep complimenting her and act as if she's the hottest girl to you...soon she'll be eating out of your hands!Then flip the tables on her and demand that she stop being a b!tch or you'll leave...soon she'll just be your b&tch!
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just say ..oi!! fatty!!...put some deodorant on u stinky mutt
378476
http://www.hydroxycut.com/WOMEN/WORKOUT/BUTT_SHAPING/index.shtml There you go!! Hope this helps you.
98925
Make sure there are plenty of mirrors around as she will love looking at herself. \nCompliment her to no ends on her looks she will absorb all that like a sponge.
335520
Hump her like a rabid baboon
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I watched the Tyra Banks show, and she was talking about how all the models do it in bed..What they do, is lay on their backs, and put their legs up as high as possible... and do the scissors, the pretend bike riding... then you put your knees up high and squeeze up your buttocks, up as high and hold your booty up there as long and hard as possible. not only is this good for your buttocks, but your hips, & thighs, as well.. Then you can do any kind of exercise with those legs up in the air.. Just work them as long and hard as you can until you break out in a sweat, and then repeat this for a couple of nights! And girl you are going to see "RESULTS!!" Immediately!! I did, but I was hit by a car, and have alot of arthritis, and was in agony, after about 1 week, of these exercises! So , I had to take a break from doing it, but I will be going back to doing them, they are that effective, and quick results!! I promise you, you will be feeling the results the very next day!! You Just Go Girl!!! Smile!!!
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depends on her age, the older we get, you know, try being romatic dont say hey u want to bang....and start taking off ur clothes.. why not have wine candles and be sweet give her a back rub w/ scented oil and maybe have a small gift for her that may help
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I think "kevinporter79761" nailed it, but you can add a flaming bag of crap on her doorstep. Heck, smear it on her door, her car, or her!\n\nMaybe buy her a box of Pampers, and then find yourself a hot young chick.
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Some say that the highest form of flattery is imitation.  If it bothers you that much, do something different such as compliment her on her "unique style" or whatever she has copied from you.  If it is a sister, live w/ it.  If it is a girl that hears about it from a friend or copies what she overhears from you, your friends will know who the real deal is.  Good luck!
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make her stand in front of your car then start driving so the bumper touches her while doing this hold a 10 foot pole with her favorite food on it  this will make her walk thus lose weight
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Use KY's jelly or Durex's lubricant to make things go smoothly your way. By the way, what's with her small....?? I just know your staff = manhood is really big. I think she's going to enjoy very much and maybe you're going to blow off her mind & body.
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Suck in your gut and hold it there while you take a brisk 1 mile walk every day.  Pay attention to your tummy and if it's relaxed then suck it back in.  I guarantee you'll get great results. It works nicely for the bootie too.
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you should tie her up with silk scarves,blindfold her,that is a soft way to get started.\nalso talking real dirty,doggy style dominant positions,\ni'm not a "bottom" but i hear thats what they like.try some bondage sites for more ideas
637476
She's so crusty and brittle she might just crumble like a toasted bread stick. Hmmm... what would a good dip be? Maybe herb chevre with roasted garlic?