What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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wheres my tracter duh
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There were several phrases he said when someone pulled his string.  The only one I can think of is, "Say your prayers."  Perhaps you're thinking of Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase, "To infinity, and beyond!"  Love that movie.
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Boy, that is a good one to bring back memories. It was one of my father's less obnoxious expressions. I now wonder how it got started in the first place. He used it in a situation like, I would say, "I am going to the movies tonight." He would answer,yelling "In a pig's eye!" "Your staying home and cleaning the cellar!!"   He was not the best father and this was one more way he would endear himself to me. So I guess it means NO WAY,  CAN'T HAPPEN, NOT LIKELY
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Lost it in the bin I do hey what the-?
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fellow farmer has recently bought one for around £40k
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There was an old man named Michael Finnegan. He grew whiskers on his chinnigan. The wind came up and blew them in again, Poor old Michael Finnegan.\n\nThat's what I heard.
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it was god or someone you have lost.i talk to god whereever and he does talk to me and answer me.he may not give you what you the answer you want but he knows best.next time ask god to explain his voice and to help you in life and he will.
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When you get your ipod back from him say something like "Well, you took my ipod out, so when are you going to take me out?"
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the farmer\nei-i-ei-i-oh !\n\nWHO CAME FIRST?\nThe emu or the egg?\nThe dinosaur or the egg?\nThe crocodile or the egg?\n\n...definitely wasn't the rabbit!
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1. Gathering chickens\n\nThe farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.\n\n"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."\n\n"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."\n\n\n2. Try to grow chickens\nA New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.\n\n"That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean business," the city slicker replied.\n\nA week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said. "Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him.\n\n"Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems." "Problems?" asked the proprietor. "Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together." \n\n\n--- ► λ ◄
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Not bad, \nBut an eskimo is driving and his car breaks down.\nWhile looking under the bonnet, a Welsh farmer stops his tractor and asks does he need help.\nThe Eskimo says "yes" and the little welsh farmer looks under the bonnet.\n"There's ya problem Boyo, You've blown a seal"\n"So what" says the Eskimo "You Sh@g sheep!"
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i would say\nVan Der Sar:ma' cutie i missed u sooo much!\nReferee:not now pumpkin'...go!\n\nps:this is a joke dont take it so seriously
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Yes.  He's my gardner but he ran away yesterday.  Let me know if you find him.
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Like everyone else I would need more of a clue than you've given.\n\nI tell you what ars*k me something else.\n\nWhich reminds me, I went for a job in a Blacksmiths and he asked me if I had ever shoed a horse, I send no but I had once told a pig to get lost.
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Two of those, C and D are very weak analogies.\n\nFish can live in rivers but might not.  Tractors can be used on farms but might not.\n\nSo, you're left with A and B.  A foot is on the end of a leg.  An auto is stored in a garage.\n\nYou might not know what "granary" means, so guess.  Does it sound like grain is on the end of a granary or like grain is stored in a granary.\n\nEither way, you've now got a 50/50 shot instead of 1 in 4.  And that's a great improvement.
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The Lord helps those who help themselves. \n\nExample:\n\nIt had rained long and hard. Floods were everywhere in the town and one man sat on the porch of his house. A policeman came by and said,  "It's starting to flood. You should leave."\n\n"The Lord will provide. I'll stay." The homeowner replied.\n\nThe rains increased and the homeowner was forced to sit on his roof. A boat came by and the rescue workers said the man should go with them, to safety. "The Lord will provide. I'll stay."\nhe replied.\n\nFinally, as the waters lapped at the eaves of his perch, a helicopter flew over. A man called out through a bullhorn, \n"Climb into the harmess when it's lowered and we'll pull you up."\n\nThe stubborn man again replied with, "The Lord will provide. I'll stay."\n\nFast forward. The man is dripping wet and glaring at the Lord. "I trusted you! I had faith that you would provide for me!"\n\nThe Lord smiled indulgently at the disgruntled man. " I sent you a police officer, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want?"\n\nThe point I'm making is, God sent us Doctors and scientists to help us keep healthy. We should use them when needed. I'm not denying that the mind is a wonderous thing and it has enabled some people to heal themselves. But not everyone has that capability. \n\nMiracles can and do happen daily but too often people fail to recognize them.\n\nreply to \namylr620;\n\nWhat would you call this, then?  \n\nMy husband and I were lost in the desert in the middle of the night. The gas in our pickup was fast being used up, as we attempted to find a road leading to civilization. I prayed and asked God to send angels to help us find a gas station. Suddenly two brilliant glowing beings appeared. One on each side of our pickup. They each put one hand on the side of the pickup nearest them. I watched in awe for an hour and fourty five minutes as the sagebrush outside flew past our moving vehicle. The gas gage never moved during the time the beings towed us. Just as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone. Our pickup stopped and the gas gage read below empty. We stayed where we were and in the morning, discovered a gas station fifty feet from where we sat.\n\nMiracles? Yes!\n\nI truly feel sorry for you. It must be frightening to not believe in miracles.
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S A T O R\n  A R E P O\n  T E N E T\n  O P E R A\n  R O T A S\n\nWhile some sources translate this as "The sower Arepo holds the wheels at work"