What is the worst pickup line you haver ever heard?
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"you look like my third wife" -- how many times have you been married? -- twice!!
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dont talk because your ugly!!! as hell!!!
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You're ugly: "How can that be - you wouldn't go out with an ugly chick now, would you?"\n\nYou're gay: "Guess that means we won't have sex, will it?"\nYou're a guy: "Whip it out and let's see who has more balls!"\nYou stuff your bra: "Not that YOU'LL ever find out!"
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Worst. Question. Ever.
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You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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worst: "Sorry, but I'm kinda already with someone"\nbest: "OMG! 10 inches!!!"
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Can some one bring me my chapstick? My lips are real bad, GOSH!!\n                  -Napolian Dynomite
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That's an interesting pick-up line!
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Wow, that has got to be one of the worst post-coital lines out there.
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I'll tell you a joke.\n\nThere was this armless, legless girl sitting on the beach one day, sobbing her eyes out when a bloke walked past.\nHe said to her: "Hey! What's the matter, why are you sitting/lying here crying?"\n\nShe replied: "I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged before". So the bloke bends down and gives her a hug. She stops crying.\n\nHalf hour later, she's still there and starts crying again when another bloke walks past.  Same deal: he asks her why she's crying... She replies;\n\n"I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed before by a man..." So he promply bends down and plants a kiss on her lips. She stops crying and he walks away.\n\nSome time later, a third man walks past and she's howling like a new born.  He asks her what the problem is, and she gives him her sob story...\n\n"I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been F&#*ed before!"\n\nHe shrugs his shoulders, picks her up and throws her into the ocean and yells to her:\n\n"Well, you're F&%#ed now!!"
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*Stupidest of them all, and deserving of the 10 Points*\n\n"What color teletubbie are you?"\n\nLOL :-)\n\n~~~Have fun with that one!
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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u have to be the worst lesbian ever
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What the crap did you just say.
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one time this guy asked "what is the stupidest question you ever heard?"
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liked that one, more please!\n\n\nThere was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. \n\nThe jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you". \n\nSo later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" \n\nUnfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
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My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."