Do you have a Valentine Joke?
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Great way to earn 2 points...^\n\nAnyway...go 2 the sit listed in sources!!\n\nPREVIEW:\n\nEnglish Lesson\nAn English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. \n\nThe men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." \n\nThe women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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Everyday is a good day to show Love, so a simple gesture like a heart shaped candy/chocolate, and a note/card...maybe dinner...in or out it depends on what would be more appreciated by your partner.  Happy Valentines Day Everyone!
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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you are their special someone on valentine's day.
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Brilliant joke you are very funny!
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
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hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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Ooooooooooooooh pick me pick meeeee!!!\nI want one , i want one !!!!! Pleaseeee pleeeeeeese .Ooooooooooh i want a white chocolate one            \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAll hail the easter bunny .) hmmmmmm chocolate *drools*
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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YES,ILL BE YOUR VALENTINES,1000..RED ROSES TO YOU 1877 REAL TIGHT HUGS FROM ME ALSO 1,555,888,222,989 KISSES TO YOU ON THIS DAY OF ALL THAT HAS TO DO FROM THE HEART.\n::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::KENNI
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♥ Happy Valentines Day!!!
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Yeah, Valentine's about all kinds of love. You can give a present to anyone.
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JOKING \nSend A melon And a cucumber And sorry for the Damien note
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hahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nVERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!