Have you ever had blue balls? what gave you that what happened?
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Referring to the pain a guy feels in the testicles after being sexually excited with no sexual "release" - usually after a heavy makeout session.  Easily cured by "releaving" yourself.\n\nHad it several times.  Three time in in High School after making out with a girl for an hour without it going anywhere.  Once after getting lap dances at a strip club and another just fooling around with my wife.
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Tell you what,  I went through that experience . In my day things were a little different.   Now a days,   huh ?\nAnyway  my point,   Get some balls and just go talk to the  the dude.   Life is too short. Live for the now !  Do ya dig girl?   Balls    Do It !  ?
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what happened to yours?
294606
Why did this happen to U? LOL
338648
This also happened to me.  Probably not a big deal, but you should see your doctor just to be sure.
236221
because they make you horny and men used to say they had blue balls when they were aroused but not relieved.  When men are horny or erect for a long time, with out ejaculating a slight blue purple color appears on their penises but it is harmless.
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Not always.c One time I only ate an icecream, and a burrito. The next day my feces was green. Another time, I forgot what I ate, but it came out two-toned. Two different colors. The worst time was when it was so thick(girth) when it finally came out, there was blood on it. I think I ripped my hole.
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Why yes, yes I have.  A few times. \n\nYa' know those little garden gnomes people like to put on their front lawn?  Well... they turned blue!  And I was having conversations with them.  The one was really perverted, and kept hitting on me.  He made me very uncomfortable.  :[  The smaller one was cool, though. He sounded like a big black man, and we talked about DDR and why the Earth isn't pink, I think... or some other odd color.  Yeah... I'm done. Sorry.
1138130
it means you haven't cum in a long time so your balls are truning blue and it hurts
984369
i guess an ejaculation just out of the blue....you know, like you're walking down the street minding your own business and ooopss...out comes the jizzzz.....
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Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the scrotum and prostate region. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a deep, agonizing, cramping ache.\n\nThe main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis, either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation.\n\nDuring arousal in a sexually mature male, the sympathetic nervous system is disrupted, resulting in increased blood and lymphatic fluid flow to the scrotum, testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing more bodily fluid to enter the area than leave, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.\n\nBecause orgasm is not achieved, the blood tends to pool and become oxygen deprived. In some men, this pooling of oxygen-starved blood may result in a bluish tint to the scrotum.\n\nThe easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the groin area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset. The symptoms can also last much longer.
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Didn't happen to me.\n\n\nBut I heard that this happens on "South Park", so it has to be true!
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Well....as I may belive I was taught that problems like such may be a simple malfunctioning of the body system or just of your sub-normal stupidity, and did this by any chance happen to you?\n\nYours truly,\nJack Michaelson\nAge:08
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It wasnt too funny when it happened to me.  I had just had my hysterectomy and THOUGHT I had to pass gas.  WRONG!  Went right on myself.  I was still in the hospital at the time doing my laps and ran as best I could all the way back to my room passing bathrooms all along the way for some unknown reason.  Its funny now that I look back at it but it sure wasnt when it was happening.
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she got meatballs for some titties. I took her to a party, She turned around and farted, I askd her why she did it, she turned around and shidded! \n\nBoy that brought back some memories!
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Yup.  Blue balls.  You should rub one out every now and then.  That's what the Internet and the left handed mouse are for.
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I used to sing professionally, and unfortunately sometimes men, when drunk get out of control. I was on stage and a man came up behind me and grabbed both of my breast. With out missing a beat of my song...I reached behind me and grabbed his testicles and twisted as hard as I could and brought him to his knees...Then the bouncers carried him off the stage and escorted him out the door.