GUYS!!!  What's your opinion 'bout ladies doing the Cameron Diaz?  That is barfing or farting loud in public?
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in public, it is nasty, i'll pretend i don't know you, but just me and you at home, hey i'm willing to have a farting contest.
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Pretty funny! I think most cops would go to their bar after hearing this, tell everyone and laugh their brains out.\nHowever, in reality this is a great example of when not to go for the belly laugh and an audition with Comedy Central.
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Team Kelly, fa sho!  Rosie is too over the top for my taste.  This big mouth b!tch has only been on the show for 15 minutes and she think she has more clout than Barbara Walters. Back to the real issue:  Troy Akien has to realize that he has to get to know someone well before he can invade his/her personal space.  I do think his intentions were not to offend Kelly, but life is a lesson; you live, learn,and move on!\n\nAs for Rosie: She needs to mind her own business.  She's the one who's blowing this out of proportion. Most of us suspect Troy of being gay.  So  f.u,c.k.ing what! that's his business. But if he is, and Rosie knew about it, she ratted him out on live TV.  So much for helping a friend. She'll be the next one to get fired from The View with her bulldagger a.s.s.!
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While I am sure Kelly was probably her chattering self Clay just showed what an idiot HE is by putting his hand over her mouth!\nJoking or not!!!\nI for one would have slapped the living sh!t out of him if he had done that to me.\nThat or someone popping me on the a$$ w/ a dish towel has to be my biggest pet peeves.\nHe is supposed to be Southern (as am I) & was taught some manners.\nNot to mention that is NOT very sanitary!!!\nI don't give a rat's a$$ who he is!!!\nShe sure managed to get some air time during all of this TomKat wedding so I thought that in itself was kinda funny, though...\nReg certainly looked very uncomfortable while she was going on about it.\nPoor guy! :o)
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HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
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I went in a womans restroom once...sat down and took a nice heavy dump!!!As I chilled for a moment-I thought to myself "wow that person that just sneezed sounds like a chic & why does everyone in here sound like they're wearing high hills?"then it occured to me that I didn't remember seeing any mens p!ssing stalls when I stormed in at first!!!That's when I froze and tried to figure out how the hell am I gonna get out of here unnoticed-for some reason women kept coming in & out all of a sudden...that served me right for taking a long dump!!!Eventually,I managed to escape after 15 minutes of funk!!!After that horrible waiting experience I came to a conclusion--women can talk just as perverted as men or worse & some of them don't wipe...nor do all of them wash their hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Which reminds me of another story of when I was licking this one girls fingers...........I'll save that for another day!
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4sure!!! I want to see it at the theaters on opening day. It looks hilarious!!! Love the trailer!!! Tom Ryan jumping on Oprah's couch (spoofing Tom Cruise)!! And when the main girl says shes already had balls to the face before!!! I crack up every time!! I love scary movies and I have seen all the ones they spoof on the trailer...\nSo yes, I will see the movie on Friday, with my boyfriend, because I need a good laugh at the end of a stressful week!!!
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annoying. no, i don't want to see you on the ground with your mouth open and your cleavage popping out. its retarded, is that how smart you want to look? fine if you do it with whoever you choose, not okay when you post it for the world to see. go buy a brain, and take back that platinum blond hair dye you bought because paris hilton uses it and "that's hot"
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I think it was better than the others combined.  Carmen Electrra almost made me piss myself.  I have not laughed so much in a movie since Padme's death scene in Star Wars.
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That's exactly it! The whole thing was staged and people got their panties in a wad b/c "It was a wardrobe malfunction". PLEASE!! Wardrobe Malfunction my-----. It's also called, or what I like to call, "Picked On Favorticism." I'll agree with you that Janet took the heat for it, but Justin was the only one, that  I remember, that made a public apology for something that, what I feel, he AND Janet decided to do. I'm not saying she didn't  apologized for it, I just don't remember. I don't think it has to do with anyone being prejudice, I think somethings are just blown way out of proportion. That incident was totally staged and those two knew exactly what they were doing. As far as Brittany, she's from a small town in Louisiana and now she's this big time celebrity so she's getting all this attention now and sometimes I don't think she knows how to handle that. Brittany needs someone to give her some common sense though. Don't be suprised if she gets her children taken away from her. Haven't you noticed that everything is always a "mistake" now when concerning her son. She nearly fell on him coming out of a restaraunt b/c her shoe caught on her pants leg and another time, her nanny was getting him out of his high chair and he ended up falling. One other time, she was trying to get away from the Paparazzi and she didn't even have her son in his car seat. So is she as dumb as she looks or is she just trying to get more attention? I like Janet Jackson. I think she's talented and beautiful, but I also think some celebrities do things to get attention as if they already don't get enough.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Thats funny!!! Ive never seen a female cover her mouth when she farts!! Why would they do that?! And I agree, Ladies, just let 'em rip!!!!
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Which part r u asking about? Kicking  spirit squad members' a**** or what HHH did to Chris Masters in the bathroom or what he did with Lita by splashing mustard on her face and causing her to lose a match for Mickie James whose legs were tied or maybe u r asking about there match with Viscera- Hass- Cade and Murdoch?\nTell u something? It was so cool. I love DX
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What do women think of their husbands entertaining them while they are on the potty?\n\nNow there's where I draw the line !\nI am a solo act.\nI need no company\nand anyone banging on the door will be beat to death with the toilet plunger.\n\n*is nothing sacred anymore?
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Funny you should bring that up. I just saw it a few hours ago. My personal views on the movie... Well, I though it was mostly funny. I just don't like that much cussing. I think it's kind of embarassing. Jack Black and Kyle Gass wrote almost all the songs in the movie. I thought the basic idea of the movie was interesting. And I didn't know Tim Robbins was going to have a cameo in it.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT,IT' SO WRONG, BUT IT DOES MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU CAN  BLOW YOUR BELLY BUTTON OFF.HAHAHAHAHAHAH CHECK IT OUT, IT IS CRAZY FUNNY.\nYOU ARE RIGHT ZOMBIE GIRL:0)
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In the early front runner for "Story of the Year", Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss wandered into a New York strip club and started acting like a pair of drunken lesbians. The two, along with a couple of female friends, went to Scores strip club at about 2:45 a.m. yesterday morning and headed straight for the legendary Champagne Room, where the giggly group ordered round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer. Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed numerous lap dances. But then Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of male patrons. \n\n"Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn't take off any clothes, but it was very hot." \nYou know, this is the kind of stuff they should make movies of. Hell, it could start with two-hours of Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell in a rousing game of "hide the banana", and I'd still be there opening night. But all I can really say is - thank God for drugs. I don't care if they're slowly turning Lindsay into a ring-wraith; if it keeps her playing tongue-monkey with supermodels, they should be sprinkling angel-dust on her cereal.
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Slurp her Suzy?  You should get 10 points for making me laugh so hard at that comment.  I thought I'd heard them all.  I've met very few women who don't enjoy it, & those who say they don't often have had bad experiences, or are very self-conscious about their netherregions.