Who said: "To double your salary, Xerox your paycheck?"?
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I laughed out loud when I read this.  I haven't heard it before.  What I want to know is where can we find the "real" answers to questions that are full of "junk" answers?
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Benjamin Franklin said it best:\n"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins."
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I've heard something that sounds similar:\n\n" If your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail " \n\nBut I can't remember who quoted that though.
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>Subject: FW: Business proposal\n>Importance: High\n>\n>\n>\n>\n> > John wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to\n>\n> > someone else.\n> >\n> > One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll\n>give\n> > you a $1000 dollars if you let me have sex with you, but the girl\n>still\n> > said no.\n> >\n> > John said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend\n>down\n> > and i promise I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.\n> >\n> > She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her\n> > boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.\n> >\n> > Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very\n>\n> > fast before he even has a chance to get his pants down".\n> >\n> > So she agrees and accepts the proposal.\n> >\n> >\n> > Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is feeling quite anxious,\n>waiting\n> > for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls\n> > her and asks what happened.\n> >\n> > She said...\n> >\n> > "The ba*tard used coins!!"\n> >
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http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/andrew_mcmahon/
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"\n\n-Ralph Wiggum
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Will you get a raise in pay? If so why not kill 2 birds with one stone!
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tax increases, bet your paycheck on it!
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He overpaid if he does.\nOr underpaid...\n:)
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Whose salary slip?   is that of yours--be liberal  !!!
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Double digit?  \n\nYou're being exceedingly charitable.
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who said that ? run for your lives !!!
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Why did you vote for a Republican that used triple digit inflation as a tax? So think about what your saying, $300.00 dollars in a tax break, was given back to them in a week. All of that theory is a joke, for people that pay their own way in this world.
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Interesting. Where did you find the quote?
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Kevin Federline\n\n"Is making babies for money wrong?"
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Oh Mr Wizard, I don't wanna be Prezzzident no more!\n\n"Tooter, Tooter, Tooter!"
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They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money.\n\nThe real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.  \n\nWaste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.\n\n  Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills\n\n"Your money, or your life."  We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does\n\nMoney can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.  \n\nThe waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.  ~M.W. Harrison\n\n\nThey deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.  ~Kahlil Gibran\n\n\nI'm so poor I can't even pay attention.  ~Ron Kittle, 1987\n\n\nIf you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.  ~Henry Fielding\n\n\nIt frees you from doing things you dislike.  Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.  ~Groucho Marx\n\n\nWe have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings.  ~Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present \n\n\nWe live by the Golden Rule.  Those who have the gold make the rules.  ~Buzzie Bavasi\n\n\nA man's soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a pile of money.  ~Nathaniel Hawthorne\n\n\nThere are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.  ~Robert Benchley\n\n\nWealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.  ~H.L. Mencken\n\n\n...existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon.  In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul - kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman.  ~Alexander Berkman, What Is Communist Anarchism?\n\n\nWhen I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.  ~Oscar Wilde\n\n\nThe economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.  ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann\n\n\nMoney is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings.  ~Carl Sandburg\n\n\nI am having an out of money experience.  ~Author Unknown\n\n\nIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~Aristotle Onassis\n\n\nMoney is much more exciting than anything it buys.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966\n\n\nThe only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.  ~Oscar Wilde\n\n\nEarth gets its price for what Earth gives us,\nThe beggar is taxed for a corner to die in,\nThe priest hath his fee who comes and shrives us,\nWe bargain for the graves we lie in;\nAt the devil's booth are all things sold,\nEach ounce of dross costs its ounce of gold;\nFor a cap and bells our lives we pay.\nBubbles we buy with a whole soul's tasking,\n'Tis heaven alone that is given away,\n'Tis only God may be had for the asking,\nNo price is set on the lavish summer;\nJune may be had by the poorest comer.\n~James Russell Lowell, The Vision of Sir Launfal, 1848\n\n\nMoney is human happiness in the abstract; and so the man who is no longer capable of enjoying such happiness in the concrete, sets his whole heart on money.  ~Arthur Schopenhauer, Parerga and Paralipomena, 1851\n\n\nMoney is the last enemy that shall never be subdued.  While there is flesh there is money - or the want of money; but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.  ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912\n\n\nMoney will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.  ~Henry Wheeler Shaw\n\n\n \nWhen you let money speak for you, it