Hay, how ya doing? Can you tell a good, clean joke? Talk to me. Ok, you don't have to talk just smile.?
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Funny one jor.  O.k. This man is sitting in a bar watching the 11:00 news.  A blond comes in and sits down. On t.v. there's this man getting ready to jump off a building.  The man at the bar says " I'll bet you $20 that the man will jump." The woman says o.k. So the man jumps and the blond gives the man his money.  He says "I can't take this, I saw it on the 6:00 news.  She says "I did too but I didn't think he would jump twice."  Here's another one.  How can you tell a blond has been using a computer?  The screen is covered is whiteout.
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Thanks for the laugh. \n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Hey, I like this one. You're the first person who made me laugh today. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. But, I have been in other categories of serious topics today, so I needed a cheer up!
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A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
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very good.  i always enjoy your jokes and riddles.  you never disappoint me.  keep up the good work!!:-D
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haha lol ha..... ok it was funny for about 1 second.... \n\nbut thats all i need to cheer me up!
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i like your jokes, your funny!!
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h*** yea i love flirting. talk to me and make me laugh.
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why don't i give u thumbs UP! for the joke!! haha\n\nwcwc PD!! lol thanks for the laughs... GOOD MORNING TO U SIR..:)
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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I have humor, why I will even tell you a joke.  What does a women say to a man with two black eyes?  Nothing, she already told him twice.  Now thats funny, I don't care who you are...LOL
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It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
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how 2 sleep well,best joke i heard ,exchange goods
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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that was great!!!  i haven't heard anything that funny in awhile.  it gave me a laugh.  thanks i needed one.  anyway, ya it was funny, i enjoyed it.  lol!!!
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LOL.  LOL.  LOL.\n\nKudos for a Good One!\n\nThanks for the laughs, and have a great evening.