Do you know any funny sayings about people being laisy?
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Just read Proverbs in  the Bible, all kinds of funny, but real verses about lazy people.
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Fool me once, Shame on you!\nFool me twice, Shame on me!
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"Master of my domain"\n\n"Festivus for the rest of us!!"\n\n"They're gonna think we're gay! Not that there is anything wrong with that."\n\n" hello...Newman"\n\n"I WAS IN THE POOL!! Its shrinkage!!"\n\n" I invented, its not you, its me"
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I like that Gooners one:\n(to the tune of 'when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....)\n\n“When the spurs start to cry,\nWhen they don’t qualify,\nBlame lasagne.\nWhen they think it's a treat,\nBut it's real dodgy meat,\nBlame lasagne!”
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"blasted you vile woman."\n\n"i don't want to go to my room, there is a evil monkey there." \n\n"Hey tom is just a fat kid. you fatty fat fat."\n\nYou shall rue the day you mess with my, well start rueing."\n\n"ohh, shhh, ohh, shhh, ohh, shhh".\n\n"all right gigly gigly."\n\n"holy crip it's a crapple."\n\n"Peanut butter jelly time."\n\n"louise I want to make you beauitful."\n\n"i'm a tumor, I'm tumor, I'm a tumor"\n\n"good for you honey"\n\n"I get ice popice in my pants if you want it."\n\n"You starting to piss me off you pigy SOB, call me."\n\n"nothing happen we took a vaction...we were invented ask poland".\n\n"smite them, smite he's cooking something up for you".\n\n"eat the pinecone....if you love louise you eat it."\n\n"left foot right foot left foot right foot."\n\n"victory is mine."\n\nHe is a FAMILY GUY
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I have many:\n\nEvil I did dwell, lewd did I live. \n\nIs sensuousness I? \n\nEros? Sidney, my end is sore. \n\nEgad, no bondage. \n\nSuppository rot, I sop pus\n\nSup not on pus.\n\nWe panic in a pew. \n\nWontons? Not now.
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lol good ones \n\ni was talking to my friend and i asked her " do you know why it's considered bad to drink and drive?" \nshe said "because you might crash nito someone when you're drunk and whatnot"\nand I was relating ti to one of you jokes and I said in a calm voice.." uhh...no" she said why i said still in a calm voice " cause you might spill your drink duh" \n\nso she was drinking soda and spit it out all over the plave ugh \nlol sorry it was long =] but thanks fro the jokes
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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To get the stick out of their butt, lighten up, & dont take things so seriously!  Have a little fun & a few laughs!
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Falling On The Ground Laughing My A** Off\n\nmore popular version is FOTFLMAO:\n\nFalling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
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There are many!  Check out this web site and see if you find the one you have in mind http://tacomaweekly.tripod.com/Irish-Quotations.html
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"Go throw yourself infront of traffic"\n\nGo lie face down in the mud"\n\n"I hope you kiel over and die"\n\nor since this is the R&S section...\n\nJesus loves your because nobody else will"
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I don't understand why Topher used quotation marks over the word  "tolerates."  It almost implies sarcasm.  I feel that they say they tolerate, then quietly go back into their "houses of the Lord" and laugh all the way to heaven, thinking they know the "true" path.
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what is the silliest phrased question on Yahoo?
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"Things could always be worse"\n\n"cry now, we'll laugh later"\n\n"give until you have nothing left to give, and then give some more"\n\n"Live, laugh and love often"\n\n\nReally good question by the way...sort of curious to see what others have.
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making fun of something that exists
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir