how can i get a girlfreind even though im a total uncool loser?
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Babes usually go for jerks. \nTry to get that quality into your resume too.
505513
Im sure you will find a girl who like you the way you are. Have tried dating sites? There are plenty of girls looking that might be interested. Good luck!!!
1035128
I'm pretty much a loser around women and even I managed to get a few dates on Yahoo personals.  That or just go places and do the things that you enjoy to do...maybe you'll find someone who enjoys the same things.
1048239
Go to dating sites. I'm sure you'll find girls interested in you,
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Ask her if she would like to hang out sometime, as friends. Then get to know her and remember to ask her LOTS of questions (so she knows you really do care about her and her life). Then see where it goes from there. If you feel she's into you, then ask her out on a date. Good luck and never give up--that's a key to getting any girl--show her the world and actually deliver it.
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Here's a good list of how to meet, befriend, and seriously get to know a girl. (Read it all. You'll get something out of it. Believe me, this stuff works!) \n\nSteps \nBE CLEAN. No one likes a smelly guy! Trust me. Brush your teeth, take showers (notice the "s"), and please wear deodorant. This is the number one step if you are to even approach an attractive girl. \n\nHAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE. No girl likes to watch a guy put on a show, so be yourself. Don't try to be Mr. Popular and impress everyone. Girls dig humble guys. \n\nSHOW RESPECT. If you respect everyone and give them their space, they'll all respect you. With girls, it works even better. If they see you respecting everyone, and not getting pushed around while you're at it, they'll think twice about letting you go on your way without saying hi. \n\nHAVE GOOD CONVERSATIONS. Don't talk about how you beat the big-bad-boss on level 23 gazillion in the newest Barney Video Game. Most girls aren't too interested in video games. The #1 mistake when talking to a girl is focusing on yourself. Girls are way more comfortable when they talk about themselves. Ask about their interests, hobbies, favorite books, music, etc. If she asks you a question, answer it in a few, short sentences and then redirect the question back at her. It also helps if you don't have anything else to say. \n\nAll of the numbers above should get a girl to at least notice you. Now, it's time to notice her back (if that makes sense). If she is taking quick glances at you and you both make eye contact, do not, I repeat, do not be the one to look away! If you do, she will think you are timid and cannot hold your gaze. When you both make eye contact, just give a slight smile and, if you are cocky enough, give her a wink. She'll look away and will probably blush, but do not divert her gaze. \n\nWhen around her friends, respect them and their ideas and opinions. Always speak highly of her and never, never, never talk trash about her. It will damage her reputation -- and yours. \n\nBE FRIENDS WITH HER PARENTS. Be kind to everyone, especially them. \n\nLearn to accept defeat. It's not always a bad thing. Take it and learn from it, so that the next time you see an attractive girl, you will know your weaknesses and try to build on those. \n\n\n\nTips \nA REALLY JUICY TIP IS TO SHOW SYMPATHY. If the girl you really enjoy being around is sad or hurt, give her a hug. Don't just say that you're sorry and you hope she feels better, and don't just give her a 1 second hug (unless she wants one). Hold her -- left arm around her waist, right hand at the base of her neck or holding her head. Let her cry on your shoulder and comfort her. Sometimes, the moment doesn't call for words. Just the sheer fact that you are holding her will make her feel a lot better. \n\nWarnings \nIf you have followed all the steps above and it just doesn't work out between you and her -- and sometimes it doesn't -- remember that you tried and you at least (hopefully) got her attention. If she dumps you for some other guy, it doesn't mean that you can never talk to each other again or that you can't be friends. Sometimes, good friends are better than a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you hear that her and some other guy are together, be happy for her. Don't be snotty and never talk to her again. Ask how things are going between her and him, and if she really likes him. If you show interest in her, even after you have broken up, she will still enjoy being around you because she probably knows you better and isn't afraid or scared that you will turn her down. If she enjoys your company, hang around. Also, get to know her boyfriend. If you and he are friends, you will get to hang around the girl you love.
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maybe you shouldn't try to figure out how to GET a beautiful girl and learn how to be a girls friend and seeing where that goes.  And... if you need someone to make yourself feel good, you are never going to be able to be happy.  You can't use others to fill yourself up when you are empty inside.  Only you can fill yourself.
51576
Man this is the worst idea for attracting girls.\nyou look so desprate!!!\nnext time try something like: "girls wanna chat??" it works better!!
638908
plse don't waste your time and money. if it hasn't happened so far it won't happen now online. Trust me on this ok? just be yourself and make lots of female friends. if things are meant to be between you and a girl, it will happen. it just takes time. trust me on this.
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Be yoself and turn on the charm! You don't make a girlfriend, u get 1! Don't be too smooth coz women won't trust you and don't look at every woman u see on the street as a potential candidate! Look for someone u can reaaly click with and interact with, the physical aspect alone does not help. I know what i am talking about, i am a woman!
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First of all, it's important that you be yourself.  Don't make yourself into what you think she may want, it'll end in failure.  Girls like to be approached by nice guys who are real.  Be inviting and fun.  Make her laugh and show that you have a genuine interest in being more than friends.  Don't rush anything, or be too bold, but do be honest.  Good luck!
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Be funny, nice, and also urself!!!Dont go on pity dates though cause those just suck and the girls feel horrible after ur done.
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I hate to lay some of the blame on you, but first ask yourself, are you being rude? Are you  being self-centered. If not, then, as much as this is probably the most annoying answer on the planet, you'll just have to wait. Keep trying to make friends with girls and eventually, you'll find the right one.
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first of all, stop being so obvious about it. girls are not going to go for it if you seem like that's all you're about. you have to use some subtlety, and not be a huge asshole.
41557
the best way to get a girl.. be orginal, be funny, and most important of all be confident. if she says no just like it doesn't bother you.
820290
right there.. your attitude is going to screw you over.. be confident my friend... by being confident you are being more attractive.. just be your self because in the long run, even though it should be the first thing its not because of the world we live in, personality is going to be your greatest friend... if she doesnt like you for that then she isnt worth is.. but thats not what you want to hear and im sorry for that... you just want advice to get her so thats what i'll give you...be consistently around her.. she'll notice you... start talking to her and have group hang outs and make sure she is invited.. go bowling or the movies.. something where everyone is comfortable.. this way you get to talk to her more and get to know her and vise versa with you... then after you feel everything is good... ask her out... if you think you arent attractive enough then she wont.. also its more than just looks.... maybe she isnt as shallow as you might think\n\ngood luck\nnice guys dont always finish last... i wont let it happen
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the secret is to quit trying.\n\ninstead of looking for love, look for friendship.  you do this by talking to girls like they are human beings (just like your male friends).  most girls appreciate a guy that doesn't stalk them or talk to them like they're idiots and/or aliens.\n\nif you can't figure out what to say, here's some tips on how to get a conversation started with ANYBODY, ANYWHERE, and at ANYTIME:\n(1)  comment on something that just happened that you both witnessed.  ("did you freakin' see that?!")\n(2)  comment on something that you both were just involved in.  ("yawn!  were you as bored as i was?")\n\ntrust me- the physical stuff gets OLD if you don't genuinely like the person you're with.  so just talk to girls until you find one that has something interesting to say.  \n\nanother thing is wardrobe.  if you're going to class in a scruffy graphic tee (particularly the ones with stupid/crude jokes), hair sticking everywhichaway, have a 5 o'clock shadow at 8 a.m., haven't bathed in a few days, or you're wearing something that doesn't fit right, then you will get no booty.  No booty at all.\n\ninvest in a couple of solid color or striped polo tees,  get a haircut.  throw those banged up converses in the trash and get you some Timberlands (or a similar shoe).  if the jeans have big holes, are too loose or too tight, are too short or too long- then they need to go.  why?  because a cute butt does matter.  i don't care how many girls deny it, they have at some point in their life stared at some dude's behind.  medium to medium-dark stonewash jeans or light khakis work just fine.  if you have any piercings that are flattering, leave them in.  a good looking eyebrow or ear piercing can be an asset.       \n \ndon't worry about meeting someone.  you will.  and when you meet the right girl, you'll just know.