what do u get someone for a 40th birthday surprise?
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a lap dance with a happy ending.
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Give it to him! Make his day, and yours!  \n\nThere should be pre-birthday, birthday and after-birthday presents as far as I am concerned.\n\nI love it when I have found something I know that person is going to love and I can't ever wait either.  By Christmas eve all that is left under the tree is a pile of paper and ribbon.  But we're happy!
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Gift Certificates are always nice...\n\nBut my favorite wedding present that I got was a crystal vase from friends of my grandparents, whom I had never met.\n\nGet them something nice they can put on their mantle... or a nice antique mantle clock.
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Birthaday Express. They are fantastic. Browse online or order their catalog!\n\nhttp://www.birthdayexpress.com/bexpress/
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I always think that for a big birthday you should go for something 'one-off'. What is he into? Here's some ideas (most of which you'll be able to find on ebay).\n\nMusic - First edition, signed records\nBooks - As above\nTrainers - Get the original trainers (not re-release). Loads of sites out there like deludedmonkey.com\nSport - Is he into a particular team? Get him a signed shirt.\n\nBlokes always love gadgets as well, although there's something not terribly 'special birthday' about them (other than the price). You could try an ipod with a laser engraved message.\n\nOr... how about you take him away for a weekend? Take him to something he'll love e.g. a really cool gig, a sports game (where you won't moan!) or maybe a romantic break...
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im 16 and i told my boyfriend the same exact thing. but i really do want something. if she points something little out get it for her. maybe if you dont know what to get her then a card is always nice. also write something meaningful in it. also chocolate roses and ballons are sweet too!
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SURPRISE PARTY\n\nI threw one for my hubby's 30th, it was a blast!
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go to gifts.com\n\nit helps you decide based on the person's age, gender and personality
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excellent ideas for presents here: www.surprise.com
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Fake lotto tickets are the only thing that really come to mind.  I would google "gag gifts" and I think you will get so many ideas the hard part will be chosing just a couple.
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hi, give her a rose or a cool ring. or get here 50 gifts for her birthday.  but dont tell anyone.
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Give him a card and some porn...\nOn the card write..\nHappy Birthday....I am yours for XX hours...Anything goes..\nYour fantasy...Have Fun ....I love you...
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anything that you think wow "john" would like this but try to not get to personal if you wnat him to stay a friend. you could just get a gift card too. these have become very popular these days. just pick a storee he would like and get one. sign it your friend "jane".
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A picture board with photos of wonderful moments in her life would be great to commemorate her birthday.  You could also do a "here's your life" segment by having some of her closest family and friends participate by sharing their favorite moments with her.  \n\nThe photo album the previous poster mentioned would be a great memento for her to go along with the theme of the party.  \n\nI hope you all have a wonderful time celebrating!
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How about a blank book with a nice cover.  Bring a nice pen for the guests to write with.  Start off the book with a page of your hopes, wishes, advice for his/her future and best sentiments for your friend and then circulate it around for others to do the same or leave it on a table and ask others to contribute their gems of wisdom to it.  This could be a nice keepsake.  \n\nYou could also put some paper on each page as a place holder for a  photograph that you could take of each person at the party.  After the celebration,  put each contributor's photo on the page that they wrote to the graduate.
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A suprise party with her close family and friends commemorating all the honourable and noble things they remember her doing throughout her lifetime so far.if she is not a suprise kind of person then let her know about it but keep th details very limited.Good Luck!!
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Anda your point is...LOL Happy Birthday to you. Make it the best you can. O you just did you got a wish from me,,Hold your breath, count to 30 now remember all your past birthdays? Well that's right those are all in your past for a reason, now think now! You have so much more to do in life. Breath..LOL Do smell the flowers as you walk by. Buy that Jersey of the Cardinals Ray Lankford and hope they spell that right. Go to the movies all by yourself and cry your ass off, buy yourself a blue t-shirt. Put all those photos that you have in boxes in photo albums. See you have so much stuff to do. Make sure to enjoy them too, because before you know it you will be 40 just like me...LOL