Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because everyone kept telling jokes about him. : )
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damn i got a million...\n\n*To prove to the possum it could actually be done!\n\n*There was a car coming.\n\n*The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. \n\n*There was free beer on the other side of the road.\n\n* We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.  We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.  The chicken is either with us or it is against us.  There is no middle ground here.\n\n*Out of custom and habit.\n\n*Because it could not stop for death.\n\n*I forget.\n\n*To prove it could never reach the other side.\n\n\nsooo yeah
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He followed the chicken. He seems to be more of a follower than a leader.
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I heard this joke earlier today.\nIt's a peridox, the chicken was made from the egg but the egg is needed to make the chicken.\nThe truth is, god made all the little chickens and birdies and all that good stuf and THEN the cycle began. The chicken came first.
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The chicken was unaware that streets have long memories and short tempers.  Once you cross a street, it will bear a grudge for years and sooner or later it will get revenge for your act of faithlessness.  Never cross a street and expecially never double-cross one.
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Because he was tied to the chicken?
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PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.\nDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!\nERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\nGRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\nEINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\nIMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.\nTHE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\nCOLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens...\n\nTHATS WHY...
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why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?\n\n\nhe wanted to "lay it on the line"
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because the chicken was on strike!
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Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
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It happened on a rainy sunday night... the rooster had just left for a long trip to find some job to feed the chicks once they hatched from the eggs. The chicken had just laid a dozen of them. Finding no means of transport... the rooster took a long walk... just when it was about to reach the station... he heard lots of shooting going on there... curious... it went to see what was going on... on reaching there... he saw the gangs having a war... it was just standing there and watching what he couldnt believe... when the sirens were heard and the gangs fled... leaving behind their guns... the rooster came close to the guns and picked them up to see what it was... not able to figure out how it worked... suddenly the lights flashed on him and he heard "Freeze! drop your weapon and put your hands up in the air"... the next thing poor guy knows he was under arrest and in prison... he was allowed just one call... so he called the chicken to come and bail him out.... the chicken... quickly called her sister to come and watch the eggs... she reached the prison on bus... the bus stand was on the other side of the road...\n\n... so my dear friends... the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side to go to the prison to bail her hubby out.\n\nThe long part is always left out by the storytellers to make things short and simple... sometimes... its the long parts in life that are more interesting and hold the reasons or answers to our queries.. \n\nLets all remember to keep it looong and difficult... instead of just short and simple.
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The chicken, that crossed the road, to chuck wood with the woodchuck.
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The chicken because the chicken was brought to earth by god then they mating and then came the egg. and you also said chicken first so i had to be the chicken\n\n~~KATE~~
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the chicken with the rooster definetly, cause without a rooster a chiken cannot lay an egg :)\n\nthe chicken crossed the road to see the rooster :D
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All living things are created by God (or whatever higher power you believe in) so the chicken had to come first.  The egg is not alive yet.
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to eat the chicken it was chasing
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She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )