Is it ok to fart in the presence of your loved one/partner?
139692
no !! \nthat so nasty !\nmaybe its just me , but do you like to smell it when someone else dose ??\nbe a little respectful ... atleast go to the bathroom !
310610
It really depends on the couple.  As long as both partners are up to it and the other person is open and everyone is able to communicate then there shouldn't be a problem.  Everyone needs to be able to respect the feelings of the other people involved!
280846
I can't figure that one out either. LOL! My boyfriend is a total fart-bag! I call him "Bazooka Butt". I will never understand it! I swear sometimes it's like one big fart-fest!
1047811
Wouldn't air be a certain kind of gas?! Anyway, you are right, it's just air, not a fart.\n\nThe sound may be the same and it can be embarassing during or after sex, because the guy may think you just farted, but I think this is quite normal.
1051062
Depends.  If it's a good satisfying fart that either sounds good, or gives you a feeling of pressure release, or clears the room, or makes everyone around you cry and vomit, then yes, God has blessed you.\n\nIf you poo a little at the same time, then He has cursed you.
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
535386
as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
1052914
Girlfriend, you must be farting up a STORM!  Thank God for this as it's good for the soul!
677028
Well Fart Man :) you might lay off the simple carbohydrates for starters. That can really give you gas. \n\nIf you feel one coming on you should excuse yourself and go into another room with a door to shut. Shut the door... fart...  come out and then BE SURE to close the door behind you! :) Air yourself out then return to her. \n\nNo one like smelling other peoples farts so I hope you are in shape so you can move when you need to. I really don't think it would be fare if further down the road you started getting put off and even possibly angry at her for you needing to get up to keep her breath space unpolluted. \n\nMaybe you could take charcoal tablets and reduce or eliminate simple carbs. \n\nI did see this guy on that Inventors show that had invented a FART PAD that one places in the underpants to absorb the odor. I thought it was a great invention... The judges just laughed at his invention...The judges seemed pretty immature.  What a shame. That guy might have them on the Internet though. I forgot what he called them. \n\nGood luck!
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
1125551
FIRST, do not call it a fart.  Call it a poot.  That sounds cute and feminine.  BE gentle about it, then go ahead.  If you can make it silent but deadly, that is the best.... make sure you leave the room right after and say it snuck out...  just kidding.\n\nMY wife does not like to poot in front of me, but sometimes it sneaks out and she turns all pink, so it turns into an opportunity for me.  Your husband needs to be given an opportunity like that... lol.
497834
well flatulence is something we all experience, it's normal to "fart" 14 to 15 times a day.the smell on it depends on what you eat, a lot of meat makes them stink really bad but vegetables and fruits gives you the silent but deadly ones.
46193
Fart till you can no longer fart no more.
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
562220
There is no proper or appropriate places, if you really need to fart and burp, just make sure no one is around you. Some says it is natural, but good etiquette is something to consider.  If you can't avoid it and did it infront of someone, a simple apology doesn't hurt but trying to ignore it and getting away from it is rude.
1036453
I have had all sorts of gas passed upon me during "you know."\n\nWhile mowing the lawn, I have passed some of the best gas of my life.  It's the perfect opportunity!  A noisy lawn mower drowns out the sound, the smell of freshly cut grass masks the smell....  You can give up weeks worth of pent up farts with one mow of the front yard.  Just be careful you don't soil yourself straining.