what is the worst line that any guy has introduced himself with in your entire life?
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LOL!! okay, two things, the guy hands me some roses and said" I brought you some roses, I just thought that it was something I was supposed to do" \n\nWhen we were eating dinner the guy openly admitted that he needed a woman to fix him decent hot meals and to keep his house clean. \n\nI was glad to get home!! LOL
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Excuse me,but can you help me,there's someone i like and i don't know whtt to say to her--what's good pick up line (i know it's silly,)but help me ,what's the best pick up line  you think a guy could use-i mean really -I really like this girl-alot-do you know any ? you must of had some said to you? some silly once i'm sure-- i don't want to look like a jerk-i like her--help me -what should i say--what kind of line would work on you? " she tells -- you say thanks- take it -turn -take a step stop -turn back-use it!\n\nthey laugh anyway
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Rodney Dangerfield:\n\n"I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all..........Why, the other day I went to see my proctologist..........he stuck his finger in my mouth!!!\n\n\n\n\n.
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Number 5\n\n"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."\nBelieve it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution. \n\nNumber 4\n\n"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."\nIf you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one. \n\nNumber 3 \n\n"What's your name?"\nInstead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities. \n\nNumber 2 \n\n"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."\nExtremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while. \n\nNumber 1 \n\n"So what haven't you been told tonight?"\nVery original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident
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My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
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Mine was "can i get pregnant from a black guy cause i am a white girl and they say that cant happen?" That was really dumb.
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Yeah. One time the guy I liked said," You really hate me, don't you?" I don't even know where he got that idea from... I was like," No, I don't hate you!" I guess he thought I hated him because I didn't really talk to him. And I kind of laughed when he did stupid things.
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the meanest way i rejected a girl was by walking up to a guy and kissing a complete stranger adn saying "i'm not lesbian!"  even though i had a girlfrend at the time!!!! And then after me and my g/f broke up i hooked up with that complete stranger!!!!
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I think they are funny. Its better to have a laugh when a guy chats you up rather than the very uncomfortable "hi, whats your name" and then an arkward silence.  What happened to chat up lines? come on guys.....have you run out? Here's some i know: \n \nWhen they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.\n\n\n \nHow was heaven when you left.\n\n\n \nIs your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!\n\n\n \nDo you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.\n\n\n \nThe only thing I want between our relationship is latex!\n\n\n \nHi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.\n\n\n \n"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"\n\n\n \n"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."\n\n\n \nWas your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!\n\n\n \nYou look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?\n\n\n \nIs it hot in here or is it you?\n\n\n \nScrew me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?\n\n\n \nDo you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.\n\n\n \nHi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.\n\n\n \nAs she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!\n\n\n \nDidn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?\n\n\n \nWhat's your favourite colour?\n\n\n \nI miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?\n\n\n \nExcuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.\n\n\n \nIf I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?\n\n\n \nI'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.\n\n\n \nDo you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.\n\n\n \nIf you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?\n\n\n \nDo you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?\n\n\n \nI know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?\n\n\n \nAre you free tonight, or will it cost me?\n\n\n \nI like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?\n\n\n \nI'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.\n\n\n \nIf you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!\n\n\n \nI've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot\n\n\n \nYou might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.\n\n\n \nI may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.\n\n\n \nDo you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?\n\n\n \n"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."\n\n\n \nIf you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.\n\n\n \nI was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?\n\n\n \nI'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
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Lets see------"Trading you in for a new model" "I just need some space" "My dogs don't like you" just to name a few lol Sorry but some are just so lame--not the lines but the guys who said it. tc---Linda
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Me: Dude this guy is boring!\n\nFriend: Yo dude! Yeah you! Why don't you enroll suicide bombing?\n\nMe: (laughs)
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Do something really rude to the guy(not to yourself)
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Haven't you ever seen Anger Management with Adam Sandler?  The *best* pickup line that really works is in that movie.  It goes something like - "You are so beautiful, you make me want to explode in my pants."\n\nGets a girl everytime...plus, it never helps to make an Adam Sandler reference, shows you have a killer sense of humor =)
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if richardstz , you have to be kidding me, those pickup lines are probably from a while ago, and they should stay there.\n\n\njust smile, laugh when he makes a joke but when everyone else does, but dont be like too out there, or else he'll think your too easy, and if he plays a sport go to a game with some of his friends, and let him know you care :)
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lol  same ol' lame-o has worked for me for YEARS:\n\n.....Do I know you from somewhere?  You look REALLY familiar...  What's your name?  I'm Whoeveryouare.  What do you do?  blah blah blah  Did you ever work over at blah blah blah? \n\nThen you've got a whole conversation going.  Just don't do it to the three guys sitting right in a row at the bar.  :-)
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I was at a bar once, and no one was talking to me 'cuz I just did a show, and I ran into a guy, and instead of saying "Excuse me" he said, "Move." I thought that was rude so I said, "Go to hell," then I started to run. He caught me, though. He had on a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, a lip ring, two eyebrow piercings, a pair of sunglasses, a pony-tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, man, you got a lot of nerve," and then I said "Hey, man, you have a lot of... cranial accessories." [crowd laughs] You guys are a smart crowd. When I do the dumber crowds, I have to say, "Hey, man, you got a lot of shit on your head!"
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Some gross (I don't mean fat and ugly... he was loud/obnoxious and his conversations were easily overheard and he was a dog, gross, lewd, ick) guy came up to me and said "Do I know you from somewhere?" I responded with "If I knew you, I wouldn't admit to it so, no."