What were the 50 ways to "leave your lover?"?
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Take her up the bum, chum... no wait, that's not it!\nEr... Give her a disease, please... no, that's not right either!\nGet off with her sister, mister? ...no, hang on, I KNOW this!\nTell her that you're gay, Ray... Darn it! What WERE those lyrics!\nHit her with a pan, Stan... no,no, not right, but I think I'm getting closer! Give her brother head, Fred? ...oh now that's just ridiculous!\n\nI give up! I just can't think of ANY ways to leave your lover!
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There really isnt a FAST way.  But there are ways that are more beneficial than others.\n\nFirst, happy hands = a happy mind. AKA stay busy!  If your consantly busy doing something, you wont have as much time to think about him, and maybe, with all the activity, you might find a new friend.\n\nSecond, make sure that the break off is a clean one.  What I mean is, there should be nothing of his around you that will remind you of him.  No pictures, phone numbers, clothing items, etc.\n\nThird, make sure he understands that it is over.  Tell him however you need to, to make things clear.\n\nForth, let him go...with in yourself.  You can not HALF do this.  If you want to break it off, dont 2nd guess yourself.  You need to have confidence in your actions, and you need to believe that what you are doing is for the best.\n\nFinally, enjoy yourself.  After loosing something that had a large impact on your life for so long, you need to fill it with things that are fun for you.  Treat yourself!  Take yourself out, devote a day to the spa, or go to a bar/club with some girlfriends.  Stay positive and have fun.\n\nGood luck!
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Drop off "the grid", man...those things never go away!\n...other than that -- there's always "lovers leap"
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1.  Dancing through life, down at the Ozdust---if only because dust is what we come to!  And the strange thing:  your life could end up changing while you're dancing through!\n2.  Dance as though no one can see you, sing as though no one can hear you, love as though you have never been hurt before.  Live as though heaven is on earth.\n3.  Life is not the amount of breath you take, but the moments that take your breath away.  [Oops sorry; I was modifying my answer and I didn't copy fairy; I guess we were working on it at the same time.]\n4.  INSPIRE:  Many people have gone further than they imagined they could because somebody else thought they could.\n5.  Life is so interesting---I love talking about it!
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how to mess up a life in twenty easy moves
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Leave him a note posted on the door, spray it with your favorite perfume and sign in with a kiss... saying.. please take your shoes off and leave your brief case ( if he carries one ) at the door and help me pick a few things along your way. I'm upstairs in the bedroom/ bathroom .. leave one glass.. few feet down another one.. then a champagne/wine bottle.... bowl of strawberries/grapes ( favorite fruit ) ... .be in your place of choice.. on the bed .. lights turned down candles.. soft music.. nice lingerie.. or in the bath tub.. same as above minus the lingerie hehe ...Thank him for helping .. and then you two take it from there... Best of luck..
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Yup, and there should be 72 different ways of making love...I suggest you buy a copy love.
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1.  Wanna come home with me?\n2.  How about we get out of this place and go somewhere a little quiter?\n3.  Buy her a jello shot and a rose or a cigar, or a hit of E depending on your taste.\n4.  Take her into one of the bathroom stalls and shag her
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Use your hands and your mouth to give your partner pleasure. Lots of hugs. Massage. If you don't want penetration, try watching each other m**turbate. Libido is in your head. Eat properly, cut out junk. Lots of soy products. No sugar or sodas. Cut out wheat. Reduce salt and meat. Get fit. Read sexy books, watch sexy movies. Have fun.
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Go to bed and try to sleep it off\n\nRead a book...escape into someone else's life for a little while\n\nCall a friend \n\nGo to a Dollar store and but myself something\n\nListen to music\n\nJournal---write my feelings down
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leave while he is at work.\nhave a girlfriend come by and say you are going out with her.\nsay you are going home.\nhave the cops escort you for your safety.\ndont come home from work.\ncall his parents and have them come over. leave with them.
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Go out for a nice romantic, candle-lit meal and a few drinks. Come home and have a hot bubble bath with the man/woman you are with, then a sensual massage using aromatherapy oils, and then if the mood takes, make mad passionate love all night !
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leave him- you deserve better
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Gary Chapman has a book called "The Five Love Languages". It talks about five ways to show love:\n\n1. Acts of service (doing helpful things).\n2. Gifts.\n3. Physical touch (hugs, kisses, etc).\n4. Words of affirmation ("I love you," compliments).\n5. Quality time (spending time together).
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Put your hand in there face and walk away
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Rule # ONE... never call HIM\nRule # TWO... if he calls, don't answer his calls\nRule # THREE. Tell the world that you are over him\n#4... Date as many guys as you can right away\n#5... Go out with your friends as much as possible and be with people who loves you... like your family or best friends\n#6... Bear in mind that everything happenes for a reason and accept the fact that it is over.  Life is too short to spend being miserable because of a relationship that is no longer there.\nGoodluck and smile alot!!!
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never make a promise that you don't intend to keep...\n\nyou cheapen yourself and your relationship when you do.