riddle - a man has a sheep a horse and a dog. he is taken them to fair. he has to cross..?
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1st trip: sheep\nreturn with nothing\n2nd trip: take dog \nreturn with sheep\n3rd trip: take horse \nreturn with nothing\n4th trip: take sheep
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now now, play nice.  Don't tease the conservatives! Lets go and see some OTHER animals and I will buy you and ice cream. \nhow's that?
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?\n\nAnswers: (courtesy: wellwisher, Pd and sueet2b)\n\n\n\n\n\nTHE SPHINX: You tell me.\n\nKINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.\n\nMOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\n\nGANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.\n\nSHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.\n\nRENE DESCARTES: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.\n\nPLATO: For the greater good.\n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.\n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\n\nTIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.\n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\n\nHIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.\n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.\n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\n\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\n\nGEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.\n\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?\n\n\nJOHN KERRY: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.\n\nJACQUES CHIRAC:  The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas?\n\nTONY BLAIR: It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction\n\nCOLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. As you can see this is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.\n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\n\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\n\nSNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.\n\nNEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.\n\nDARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.\n\nNEWTON: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action here is an equal and opposite reaction.\n\nEINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road move
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Good try, but how about this?\n\nTrained horse needed for ranch work, one who obeys every command.
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Salt and a goat.\n\nps if you don't understand, say "What?"
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have the horse go really fast.  Faster than the others and cross the finish line first.
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eYe !\n?\noh, it's not "eye"....\nthen yea, it must be ewe, the animal.\n...sheesh.
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A guy came to town on a horse. He got off his horse and rubbed his lips on its butt. A man came by and asked "Why are you rubbing your lips on your horses butt?" The guy said " I have chapped lips" The man then explained "I didn't know horse poop helped chapped lips" \n      "No, it just keeps you from licken' them"
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It's moose.  Just like sheep is singular and sheep is also plural
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cross first with the goat.   Come back and get the lion and cross, bringing the goat back with you.  Drop the goat, and cross with the yam.   Drop the yam, go back & get the goat.
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silly billy nilly.....\n thats a horse trick
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friday is the name of the horse.\n\nits an airplane cabin. the airplane crashed
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Here's two\n\nWhat do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm?\n                 -------- a playboy\n\nWhat do you get when u cross a donkey with an onion?\n                -------a piece of a@@ that will bring a tear to your eyes
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a pig?\n\nplease answer some of my other questions as well. i've got two other open questions that i posted before my latest 5 so remember to check those to out as well if you want to
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1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.\n2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.\n3. No animal shall wear clothes.\n4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.\n5. No animal shall drink alcohol.\n6. No animal shall kill any other animal.\n7. All animals are equal.
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Like everyone else I would need more of a clue than you've given.\n\nI tell you what ars*k me something else.\n\nWhich reminds me, I went for a job in a Blacksmiths and he asked me if I had ever shoed a horse, I send no but I had once told a pig to get lost.
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Which horse won and which position the horses finished.\n \nHorse 1 was the first to cross the finish line. That horse placed first and is inthe WIN position.\n\nHorse #2 came in second. That horse is in the PLACE position\n\nHorse #3 came in third. That horse is in the SHOW position.