why didnt the chciken across the road?
140199
Hopefully, because the chicken was so well treated and had so much scratch space, with grubs and corn to eat, that it didn't want to get to the other side.
799350
Chickens pre-date roads.\nThus we can assume that there were no roads to cross for the first chicken (which evolved from a slightly different species) hen it laid the first 'chicken' egg\n\non a side note why are there so many chicken road crossing jokes when I never see a chicken on the road...lol Oh I get it =)
683738
How do you really know it did cross? Everyone assumes the chicken crossed but maybe it's a myth.
293316
No biggie. I've personally had two cars in the air. \n\nIt just wasn't by choice...
40394
he was backed into while on a street (by a car leaving a driveway).... from what i have heard he had the right of way.\nThere were no tickets issued.\n\nagain, there were no tickets issued, and backed into and running into a car backing out of a private drive is a technicality... he still would have had the right of way on a public road.
58794
Well I would guess since they are blind they didn't drive themselves there, so they would have had to come with someone.......Or maybe the seeing eye dog can read it to him. Or the hamburgler?????? Ronald??
30611
The simple answer is because they are roads. Sometimes another name may seem more appropriate, but "road" was the name long before.
1009927
Don't let it cross the road?
1115852
Because we don't live in a perfect world. Maybe he was busy or who knows? Just don't get disspointed and move over.
3764
TO GET THE THE OTHER SIDE
1077189
It was not originally a joke. It was a philosophical question about why a chicken, who has no sort of inclination would choose(or involuntarily do so) to cross the road. It then became a joke, because people realized that philosophers were over thinking a simple question with a simple answer: to get to the other side. They had all made suggestions about circumstance and chains of events and whether or not the chicken actually chose to do so or if it was prewired to cross the road or something like that.
1119865
It's not like those people are walking there between us... here's the answer:\n\nThey didn't die, they were taken by God, just like Enoch. Have you heard about this guy?  Here are 2 verses (in God's Word translation of the Bible)\n\n"Enoch walked with God; then he was gone because God took him." Genesis 5:24\n\n"Faith enabled Enoch to be taken instead of dying. No one could find him, because God had taken him. Scripture states that before Enoch was taken, God was pleased with him." Hebrew 11:5\n\nNow, Enoch wasn't the only one... there was also Elijah. \n\n"As they continued walking and talking, a fiery chariot with fiery horses separated the two of them, and Elijah went to heaven in a windstorm."  2 Kings 2:13\n\nI hope I can be like those guys... but if I'm not... I'm sure I'll go to heaven for I have believed in God! (John 3:16)\n\nI hope you this answer will help!
1062941
Allah did not send us from somewhere, as if we were already there. Question is why we should think at all that Allah like a bus conductor chooses which bus we should board to reach our destiny. We are underestimating the function of God by confining our studies to the Quran only. we should read other philosophies like Sufism, Christianity, Vedanta, Tripitaka etc etc to get a balanced answer to such quarries.
530750
none...they were alwasy there...
86787
It was me. I'm sorry. I should have given you a ride, but I couldnt get all these other cars to stop with me. I was out voted.\n\n\n\n:)
297050
Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
29460
In this scenario the Egg.  The chicken must have crossed the road to get away from the egg, because the egg came first and failed to satisfy the chicken.