What is the joke between George W. Bush and Brokeback Mountain?
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W gave a lecture at Kansas State U. and a student asked him since he had ranching background if he had seen Brokeback Mountain, and what he had thought of it.  Bush's answer was that he would love to talk about ranching, but he had not seen the movie.
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BROKEBACKMOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!
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There is that old joke of course.... Whats the connection between George Michael and an Irishman's Wellie....they both get sucked off in the bogs!
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Hysterical...   But neither Cheney or Bush could ever show as much emotion as Ledger and Gyllenhall did in BBM\n\nOh man, the NRA should be proud to have these two as members!
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From 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles' - John Candy and Steve Martin when they wake up in a cuddling position after having to share a bed in a motel (lack of money)...\nMartin:  '...Why did you just kiss me?\nCandy:  'I did?'\nMartin:  'Where's you're other hand?'\nCandy:  'Between two pillows'\nMartin:  'Those aren't pillows!!!'\nThen they jump and tear out of the bed and act all macho and discuss the 'Bears (football) Game'...all grossed out and embarassed!  These two guys together make it impossible not to laugh...I'd giggling just thinking about it all...
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Both are cowards.\n\nBush was in the Texas "Champagne Squadron"  eventually went AWOL but had enough political pull and $$ to destroy the paper trail, part of this involved getting a retired clerk to testify that she never received the IBM Selectric II typewriter that she signed for...\nNot surprising for the grandson of a Nazi booster. \n\nSeeing Bush drinking with the communist leaders in Hanoi reminded me of Jane Fonda posing there and betraying U.S. prisoners who had slipped her a note. First Hanoi Jane, now Hanoi George. Soul mates.\n\nClinton avoided military service . \n\nNeither man should ever have been president of the U.S., but we really haven't had a good president since Truman.\n\nNow with Bush in Hanoi, with a fecalphogenous grin as he sips champagne with the communists, all I can think of is how much Hanoi George resembles Hanoi Jane.
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you are! i think you mean Who is.....\n\nOnly joking mate......George Bush is!! He's a fuc*ing joke!!\n\nhttp://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/bush01.htm
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George & Laura Bush and Dick Cheney are flying to Texas in Air Force One when Ole' W reaches into his pocket, pulls out a hundred dollar bill and says, "If I threw this out the window right now I could make one person very happy."\n\nCheney thinks about it for a minute, then reaches in his pocket, pulls out ten ten dollar bills, and says, "I could throw these out the window right now and make ten people very happy."\n\nLaura thinks about this for a second, reaches into her pocket and pulls out a hundred one dollar bills and says, "I could throw these out the window right now and make a hundred people very happy."\n\nThe pilot thinks about it for a second, turns to his co-pilot and says, "I could throw three people outta the window and make 200 million people happy!"
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what about brokeback mountain?
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Now Dado don't take the p??s, I spoke to George at the white House and he is the most intelligent one there What did you say? Now Dado do be serious you can't expect me to reveal the conversation, he is the president of the USA. You will tell my wife about the tall blond I met at the hotel last week!. Noooooooooooooooo! please don't, you win, OK, every word. No don't even mention my wife, OK here goes\n\nPhone:Ring, Ring, Ring\nRedmonk: , ''Hi, I would like to speak to George please''? \nOperator: ''Wait one moment please''\n\nfew moments later,\n\nGeorge Bush: ''oow, oow oowoow oo, screech screech oow oow, oow scratch scratch etc etc and etc\n\nDado, these were words of great meaning and senti(mental)ality from a guy who looks like a monkey acts like one and thinks\n everybody else is a monkey apart from himself. Please don't tell the wife.\n\nATB Red
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the name George W. Bush
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Yes it is.  It not only is a great action flick, but it also shows the stupidity of the clinton administration.  That movie is a true story on how Clinton abandoned our troops and refused to reinforce to save their lives.  And you think Bush is a killer!?!?!?  No wonder terrorists think we are a pushover country!  With presidents like Clinton, we don't even protect our own!
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Some stupid ending in film. Brokeback Mountain?\nDallas?
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Gosh, some of you have given really good answers...especially that it is an insult to the monkey to be compared to Bush! You all must read this if you haven't already, its too good!:\n(i am just giving bits and pieces, you'll find the whole thing on the website below)\n\nGeorge W. Bush is the 43rd President* of the United States of America. He brings a whole lifetime's experience of having sprung from the loins of a long line of entitled millionaire politicians. During high school at wildly expensive, but in no way "elitist" Philips Andover Academy, Bush eschewed the effeminacy of reading and study to throw himself more fully into the giddy world of male cheerleading. despite having been rejected from the University of Texas Law School, Bush matriculated at the less selective Harvard Business School, whose wizened administrators were capable of setting aside their egregiously discriminatory affirmative action program to mine the alumni gold buried deep within His C-strewn Yale transcript. Bush would earn His M.B.A. in 1975, at which time He would joyously bid His final farewell to the stifling, sissyish halls of the Ivy League. After ten booze-soaked years at citadels of preppy privilege, so potent was your CEO's distaste for the preening East Coast arrogance of tweed-wearing, womanish academics, He repudiated them by vowing to devote the rest of His life to speaking in a charming accent picked up while watching Roy Rogers films and a touring company production of L'il Abner. \nReturning to Texas, Bush spent the next fifteen years getting to know American voters by listening to their urgent, if somewhat slurred, concerns, as delivered from orange velour barstools in many of Houston's most troubled honkytonks. Flush with millions in wholly fortuitous, non-insider profits, Bush reveled for several years in His dream job as General Manager of the Texas Rangers baseball franchise. Then in 1994, Bush ran for and was elected Governor of Texas, narrowly defeating the suspiciously mannish and brassy Democratic incumbent Ann Richards, who once brazenly taunted Bush's father during a telecast of the 1988 Democratic National Convention. ........
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I think everybody needs to wake up and realize that this type of movie was going to be made sooner or later.  I'm actually surprised it took this long.  Walmart would be slitting thier throats if they didn't sell the movie, b/c there are quite a few people out there that have seen and enjoyed the film.  I haven't seen it and don't have a desire to, and that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact the the lead characters are homosexuals.  To not sell Broke Back Mountain would lead to removing many other titles from the shelves as well, including Rent.  It has homosexual characters in it.  Broke Back Mountain is to 2006 as Song of The South was to the 1980's.  This too will pass
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yeah... brokeback guys
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http://www.boreme.com//boreme/funny-2004/m-bush-sovereignty-p1.php   \n\nThe above is for your entertainment (you need Quicktime) and also if you go to www.boreme.com and type BUSH into the Find engine in the top right hand corner you will get some movies, pics and texts that he has said. \n\nHope this helps.