How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
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that's like asking...  how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck woods.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\n\nA woodchuck would chuck wood, if the woodchuck could find wood!\n\nCheers!
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none--- wood chucks cant chuck wood ----- duh
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A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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no where near as much wood as you could you could chuck
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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a woodchuck would suck no wood if a woodchuck could suck wood. he would telll you too suck it
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck!
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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A wood chuck could chuck two to eleven pounds of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck its own weight.\n\nAccording to a Wall Street Journal article, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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It Depends: How big is woodchuck, how strong is said woodchuck, how heavy is the wood he's chucking, what instruments did the woodchuck use to chuck the wood with, did woodchuck chuck wood with a time schedule in mind? if i knew all these, i may be able to figure out out how much wood the woodchuck chucked if the woodchuck could chuck wood...
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Hahaha I was wondering how when someone would ask this age old question.  I never know what the answer is.  I would say about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.