if i fart a super blasty one while i ride my bike in an aerodynamic position will I go faster?
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Professors at the Norweigen Aerodynamic Institute have studied this and their findings are as follows:\n\nRiders on specialized carbon fiber racing bikes can pick up almost 1/5th of a mile per hour when tested on a closed course. During the controlled testing sessions there was absolutely no cross winds. The fuel for the eye burning experiement was a specially prepared omlet stuffed full of cabbage, beans, and broccoli. \n\nGood luck and I hope you take the time to test this for yourself -- just remind me to stand up wind from your experiment.
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Not unless you have radar absorbing paint which the government would love to have too.  I was picked up on a 10 speed bike trailing all kinds of foil to mask me but I was still picked up and clocked by police radar gun.  If you find a way post it.  I want to know that trick.  You can overload them with powerful transmitters, the radar reads false speed like 200mph which is not reliable for court,especially when I drive a 1972 VW bug, but they are illegal.  Plans on Internet and part from Radio Shack
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Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
436224
I like farting with or without a wind breaker farts are funny
99809
I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
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Yeah, sure those "high performance brakes" will give you an excellent boost in horsepower. Wtf? Add a few stickers, and a really large exhaust pipe, and you'll be drag racing before you know it!\n\nAttempt to reduce the weight of the car, and add performance add-on's to the engine and the exhaust system, so the exhaust can flow faster and more efficiently. The "add-ons" will help you produce more power, but weight is an issue.
1132729
well do u have highspeed
371415
use extra speed and use more energy at the start
728806
flying faster than the gravitational pull that is pulling you back
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hahaha rofl well i think the fart/scent particles move with it.  Like a stink trail on a skunk's a** in these cartoons.  So it will smell where you are coming from and where you are going
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Go get on your bike, and try to do some tricks.  This is a stupid question.
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Saw the demo on TV the other day - pretty cool! I wouldn't recommend trying it that way -- not that you'd explode (I think, I hope) but you might feel very uncomfortable if the gas gets trapped!  (you kook! LOL!)
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yeah this is kkkkeeentt  umm u should just get a stock exhaust and that will go twice as fast!
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Yeah...  What Marky said.\nThen add a performance chip, fuel injectors (if necessary), larger throttle body, and mass air flow sensor (if applicable). Intake manifold....\nThen put a huge Turbonectics Turbocharger on it!\nTo go faster, you need to get more air and fuel in, and more exhaust out.\nHave fun!!
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vibration of the spincter muscle there, which allows, well, stuff to pass out at will and not uncontrollably! a fart is a pretty powerful thing!
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I have owned Harley's and crotch rockets. There are several things that make the sport bikes faster. 1. weight 2. aerodynamics. 3. horsepower 4. high revving 5. longer stroke\n6. higher compression.\n\nI owned a GSXR 1000, and it would do zero to sixty, in under three seconds. I also owned a 1200 Sportster, and it would do zero to sixty in around six seconds. My Sportster had around 60 hp, and my GSXR had 145 hp. So, you can see that CC, doesn't mean that much, it's what you do with that engine. High revving and more compression are probably the biggest differences.\n\nThey both are fun to ride, and one isn't better than the other, it's what kind of riding do you want to do. I personally think you need both.\n\nGood luck and have fun.
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spin around really fast