Who would be a better body guard, Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? And why.?
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Chuck Norris because he kicks ass on and off screen... Remember if you can see Chuck Norris, he is in front of you but if you can not see Chuck Norris you may be seconds away from death....
315193
A roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck Norris ought to do it!
841683
chuck norris burns hotter than the sun, why cant we feel this heat? chances are your already dead!
259242
I don't like him all that much, I just like the Chuck Norris Jokes!
114609
Ummmmm JACK BAUER!!!!! Of course!!!! He has saved the world so many times on 24. I would trust him with my life. Plus...he's pretty sexy.
166036
Only if the guy were Chuck Norris.  \n\nHey, what’s the fastest way to a mans heart?\n\nChuck Norris’s fist!  LOL...  Yeah.
1176662
if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood.  The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
77406
Chuck Norris knows. He knows everything.
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Chuck Norris is a famous american martial artist.  He has won many tournament displaying his martial art skills.  The reason why he is popular is his 'good guy' attitude and this is the reason why he has received tv and movies contracts.  Recently there are jokes that have been circulating around the internet over his 'macho-ness'.  Ex. "Chuck Norris never wet his bed when he was young.  Instead his bed wet itself out of fear."\n\n-dune
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He's an actor who fought Bruce Lee I want to say in the late 70s around the time tht Jackie Chan began to get famous in his movies.  Chuck Norris started to get into the peoples jokes because Conan O' Brien on his late night show began to show old Walker Texas Rangers episodes.  He's an expert at \nMartial Arts and has a Black Belt in Tae-Kwon-Do, but I don't know what Dan (what level of a black belt) he is.  His most favored attack is a roundhouse kick (swing you leg horizontally).
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Definitely the latter. I don't think Chuck would get wet. He'd just glide across the surface like Jesus. Only better.
118474
chuck norris references are sooo cool and hip. But I think you should try a little harder...really
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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! Pleaaase he is THE man... Steven?? I never liked him that much...I dont know, theres just something about hims that is like 'mm'. Anyways, Chuck Norris is a SIMBOL!! That look...those moves... He is the -ucking king!!
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Good picks.  I would pick exactly the same.  I would pick Yoda because his mastery of the Force allowed him to access a greater amount of power than Neo could in the Matrix.  Neo's limitations & lack of experience would give Yoda the edge.  However, the possibility of Yoda training Neo after the third Matrix movie really boggles the mind, if it would be possible.  As for Norris vs. Schwarzenegger, I would give Norris the edge.  Schwarzenegger may have the strength advantage, or at least would have in his prime, but he is a bodybuilder, & has never professed to be a trained combatant of any kind.  Norris is trained in the martial arts, & has sparred with the likes of Bruce Lee in the past.  Norris is also obviously in better health, as Schwarzenegger had open-heart surgery a few years ago.  So, as long as the battle isn't a karaoke battle (Norris can't sing a lick, & the thought of Schwarzenegger trying gives me chills), I'm giving this one to Norris.
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Jack Bauer was a member of the Combat Applications Group of the US Army, which is also known as the elite military counter-terrorist unit "Delta Force." This is why he kicks so much terrorist butt!
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Chuck Norris.... strikes again...lol...
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You can apprentice yourself to Chuck Norris but don't plan on living through it unless you can slip him enough animal tranquilizers every morning to kill 5 elephants. That should slow his awesome speed down to normal human parameters.