What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?
106589
Since my work is events, I am always on my toes especially when we are running one. I really can't hold on my pee so I've to go to the rest room, no more that 5 secs in the cubicle, my radio went on and I am needed on my spot. i came running from the cubicle down the hall and in front of the stage.\n\nI was wondering why everyone I come across with takes a second look. IT WAS ONLY AFTER MY ASSISTANT PULLED MY SKIRT DOWN THAT I REALIZED WHY!\n\nIMAGINE! ALL THE WHILE I HAD THE BACK HEM OF MY SKIRT INSERTED IN MY UNDIES. Evryone had a free show.\n\nAfter that function, I took a leave for 2 weeks.
1060874
First of all I'm assuming only kids saw you in that embarassing moment....so it could have been worse.\n\nSecondly, when are you going to buy a sports bra?...to prevent future episodes.\n\nThirdly, tell you're daughter you are sorry...you'll look like a bigger person in her eyes (no pun intended).
1050444
I've had lots of funny things happen. Most recent was when I decided to lick my friends face instead of kiss it.... He had just put aftershave on and I didn't know and I was nearly sick and tasted it all day even after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash 3 times!!!
33829
OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
898951
Ohhhh gosh, here we go with these again. And that is pretty embarrassing by the way (your story). I have two most embarrassing moments.\n\nI'll tell you the least worst one first. I can't remember the name of the song, but I was with my friend and we had a study hall (and our teacher was the greatest, he would let us do anything). So a fellow teacher of his comes into the room and me and my friend are hanging out by the window doing our own thing and then the "Shake that thing..." song by Sean Paul came into my head and then I shook my ass down to the ground and did a little dance after that, and when I turned around I realized that both teachers were staring at me and then they started cracking up. I turned around so fast after that. That was really embarrassing.\n\nMy most embarrassing moment was when I was in second grade (I'm a junior now) and I REALLY had to fart one day, lol. My books fell on the floor or something and I bent over to get them, and without even making an attempt, this HUGE LONG fart came out and the whole class started cracking up. After class they were all asking me, "Oh my God! WAS THAT YOU!?!" Imagine that for a second grader...haha\n\nBut the best one I heard was online where this girl was in the movies and she saw her crush, and as she was going to her seat, she fell down. So she was like "Okay, let's not do that again." So she goes to get some popcorn or whatever for herself and her friends and she tripped up the stairs so that she ended up falling backwards all the way down the movie aisle and spilling everything all over herself in front of her crush who was laughing at her. Talk about embarrassing!\n\nThanks for letting me reminisce, hehe (about bad times!) ^_^\n\nI want to hear more stories!
149936
I was an acolyte and was performing as deacon at the time.  During communion (the rail was pulled and pad down for people to kneel, and I was seated on the altar behind the rail). \n\nThe stupid torchbearers who were sitting in front of the rail behind the choir were making faces at me and I started to laugh.  I mean REALLY side splitting about to pee myself laugh.  I was absolutely mortified, and that just made me laugh even harder!\n\nI ended up bowing my head, moving the rail, hopping over the kneeling pad, and running to the sacristy.  Luckily everyone thought I was crying, and that I was sick. \n\nJust terrible.
1168877
mine was probably the most disgusting experience of my life... he put his tongue down my throat and it was at a school and it was awkward and horrible. he was my boyfriend at the time and he kept trying to kiss me all day and i would find ways to get out of it. \nits funny now, looking back, but at the time i was fairly upset.
428943
Ok, one time when I was 10, I was taking a shower an I heard a noise outside. So I put on my bath robe and went outside to see what is was. Mind you, I was home alone. It turns out the noise was coming from my dog, Princess. Well my precios dog turned on me. She pulled my robe off and used it as a chew toy. Now the door was locked but opened but that dog ran in the house with my robe and pushed it shut. It was a BIG DOG! So I was outside butt naked and to top it off, some boys on their bikes were checking me out! Including my crush! I wanted to die! They wouldn't leave. They stayed for at least a half hour. Then some girls came walking from the corner store and they were laupghing at me! I was SO emmbarrased! Then my dog decided to be loyal again and came through the doggie door with my keys. The only part that I knew would last forever was that they used their camera phones to take pictures of me butt naked! They sold them to almost all the kids at school. Then on my way home from school one day, some kids came and took my shirt and pants. Even my panties and bra! Thank goodness their were no adults around and only kids laughing and pointing. But that was my 1st most embarrasing moment, My 2nd was the day after my 10th birthday and after school was over, I was running through the halls trying to get home to use the bathroom but these mean girls caught me pushed me into the bathroom and said they would give me 2 choices, 1 strip butt naked and pee with the door open, or 2 walk around in diapers all day. I choosed the first one. BIG MISTAKE! Those girls made 3 boys and 3 other girls to watch me. It was emmbarrasing! Now you know my sad tales.
342331
every day was a whole event when I was in school!!\nThe funniest one happened when I was punished by a teacher by making me stand facing the wall. my father for some reason I dont know until now came to the school and drooped by my class!! I didn't know what to do so I friezed in my place every body stated laughing even the teacher. My father laughed thinking that it was a part of the lesson!!!!
210560
I have fallen into a hole. \n\nI was about 4 and my grandmothers yard was being dug up. It was a giant trench. \n\nI freaked out and screamed until my aunt heard me and got me out.
97199
While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
471196
I was giving a presentation at a conference.  Just before it was time for me to speak, I got diarreha.  I ran to the bathroom, and dropped my pants and went.  I didn't notice that the floor was soaking wet because another toilet had overflowed.  I pulled on my pants, put on my suit coat, and gave the presentation soaking in other people's poop and pee.
363044
Well, there are so many, but the most recent was also a boob exposure.  I was at the beach at Kailua in a new bikini which apparently wasn't tied tight enough.  I was facing the beach (filled with sailors from Pearl Harbor) when a big wave hit me from behind and lifted it up.  Geez, I couldn't come out of the water for an hour, I was so embarassed...\n\nBefore that was the day I got dressed in the dark and ran off to work.  At about 11:00am a girlfriend told me I had my shirt on inside out.  I never even noticed, and I'd been there OVER THREE FREAKIN' HOURS by that point.
787324
OK i was in 5th grade grade and i just had this special kind of braces put on my teeth. for the first week i could only eat liquid stuff. so i when to school and my mom made me some soupy pudding. and i sat down to eat but couldn't get the top off the container. so i pulled one more time and the pudding went all over my pants. everyone was laughing. i had to go to the office and call my mom *sigh* that is one of the worst. but think back now it was funny.
1108223
my most embarassing moment......damn, that was funny........i remember that day like it was yesterday...\n\n\nthere was this one time....\n\n\n\n\n\n.......wait!!!.....im not gonna tell u and millions of other ppl on the internet!!!
869832
one of my embarrassing moments was just uhhh well i decided to drink a little bit with one of my friends and there were about 10 dudes over there and i was tying to hit on one of the dudes then my mom called so i went outside to use my phone then i had to pee really bad but the house we were at was a one room and it just had a toliet were the room was no privicy what so ever, so i told my friend we had to go somewhere to eat because i was hungry, so we went to sonic and as soon as we went in i pissed all over myself in front of every one i felt so stupid, but it was so funny.
512434
Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!