How do I get a boner?
98429
Males are the only ones that get them.  They occur when a male gets excited and blood flows to the penis. They are also called erections.
399953
OK... first make ur penis erect .. then...take hold of ur penis's tip ... excite ur penis that much that it begins to say  "aaahaaaaa"
561852
you start with his penis.  good luck.
444682
How do you masturbate?
503871
You need to masturbate.  No joke. It will get you in touch with what feels good to you.  Once you get that down, I suggest that you start riding him so that you can have more control over what gets you feeling something.
481342
ofcourse its normal your eyes are connected your brain by nerves and the nerves cause your penis to become erected by sending messages to your penis, don't worry your not becoming gay.
53435
Either have a lot of sex, or mastur bate a lot. Maybe a cold shower might work. But if you have a stiff erection, there's a reason, satisfy it!
876857
Best thing to do is Cardio of some sort for half an hour 1 to 2 hours before  s..x.\n\nTry taking the latest herb out, which works for men,  horny goat weed.  It is probably sold all over.
1001685
get urself realy worked up like to the point were u would hump a table leg insert ur middle finger in ur vagina about  3 quarters of an inch u should feel a spongy spot that feels like the soft spot on the roof of ur mouth thats ur g spot rub that for a while and that should do the trick
230714
sounds like a question I had in high school always fearing an erection at the wrong time.  two simple words will help you though most obsessive thoughts, f**k it ( not literally in this sense but you know what I mean)
1102645
Erection of the male organ !
675234
90minutes of full on raging boner, but in younger men it's more like 2-4 hours bepending on your metabolism, but be careful when that stuff wears off you ejaculate enough to make a porn star jealous.\n\nI'm healthy and decided to try it anyway, not the best Idea
736527
I think I just got a boner. drat---b0ner
1018343
get equal contents of milk and lemon(about one spoon) and apply it on ur dick.if ur dick is black then it will turn out to b brown and if brown then white.
248601
You need to strengthen the Kegal muscle. It is done by tightening muscles in your lower abd. When you have an erection if you can move your penis up and down with out touching it, or if you can stop the flow of urine then you are doing it right. Not just females need to strengthen that muscle. Then it should get easier to stop and start. If you still have a problem then you might want to see a doctor
13229
Umm there really is no permenent way to do this as far as I know, but there are temporary ways.  Those penis enlarging pumps draw blood into the penis making it larger for the duration of the erection.
515834
just start it a kiss. maybe get close enough where you can bump into her and rub your hand lightly over her breast to get her horny and wet too. if its going happen then it will