Can you help Dubya renaming the towns in Iraq?
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Who say's we can't poke fun at tradegies?\nSome people have a morbid sense of humor. If you people can't take jokes like this with a grain of salt, go find some other kind of joke.\nAnd by the way, zombie hoards attacking major US cities are just as funny.\n\nOKraph-Dissizbad and Myturbin-Izburnin were the best.
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Kanas City\nCincinnati\nGiants\nTennessee\nDallas\nGreen Bay\nNew Orleans\nAtlanta\nChicago\nMinnesota\nSan Diego\nDenver\nIndianapolis\nSeattle-32
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http://www.elfrank.com/bergtraum/images/IraqFlag.jpg\n\nThere you go !
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You can definitely count out France and Germany. Russia\nChina, Pakistan or India, Syria, Turkey, Eygpt and the\nArab nations could be of some help if America would\nask them, after all there are still the oil for the taking. The\nother alternative is to force-feed every Iraqi with pork so\nthat they cannot go to heaven where 20 maidens await\nthem. This way, they have no reason to kill each other and\nthere will be peace on the land again. Another alternative\nis to supply the Shiites, Sunnis and Kurds with all the\nlatest weapons and ammo and they will do the rest for\nAmerica.
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Looks quite easy to me. All you have to do is follow the foot steps of that Iraqi Chalabi. Feed false intelligence about nukes and WMDs to Bush. He would be very glad to invade your country.
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bagdad\nbasra\nmusal\ntikrit\nkufa\nkarbala\nnajaf
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In English, that happens a lot.  We have a White House but in most of the world, it would be a House White (Casablanca) but we do have Baton Rouge, LA which we should rename, Red Stick, LA.  We think the right way, everyone else is backward. We also drive on the right side of the road. OK?
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-999,999,999,999. lets hope one of them is either george w. bush'd, or sudam hussain's ancestor XD
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what a name for a city!!! is that where Bush is from???
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Is that the same as Iraqi?
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I think World leader should lead troops into battle. If not at least go to the warzone ONCE and go out of your fortress alittle bit to what you created (In Bush's case) The Mess
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unity is impossible in iraq. The religious factions are too seperate. Unless a dictator is reintroduced there can't be peace because the people there hate each other and us. Divide them up, give them militaries to defend themselves and create a weak federal government with a strong military as a deterrent
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of Iraq maybe.  An excellent idea
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I'll answer when you learn to spell IRAQ.
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transfer them to Iraq
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Indeed, I wonder how long he'd last on the streets of Baghdad! I think one would have to be extremely politically correct to worry whether or not Saddam's getting a fair trial... Sad though it is - and a noble experiment - Bush's plan to bring democracy to Iraq has predictably turned to crap; give them democracy and they'll elect an autocratic cleric or madman. The Middle East typically produces characters like Saddam, essentially because that's what it wants. You can't educate people who are stuck in the Dark Ages.
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Maybe this will help just read all the way down or at least the last 10 or so sentences\n VERY  INTERESTING- \n\n\n1.The Garden of Eden was in  Iraq. \n\n2.  Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq,  was the cradle of civilization! \n\n3.  Noah  built the ark in Iraq. \n\n4. The  Tower of Babel was in Iraq \n\n5.  Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern  Iraq! \n\n6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor,  which is in Iraq! \n\n7. Jacob  met Rachel in Iraq. \n\n8. Jonah  preached in Nineveh - which is in  Iraq. \n\n9. Assyria,  which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. \n\n10. Amos  cried out in Iraq! \n\n11.  Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. \n\n12. Daniel was!  In the lion's den in Iraq! \n\n13. The  three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in  Iraq also as the fourth  person in the Fiery  furnace!) \n\n14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in  Iraq. \n\n15.  Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into  Iraq. \n\n16. Ez ekiel  preached in Iraq. \n\n17. The  wise men were from Iraq \n\n18. Peter  preached in Iraq. \n\n19. The  "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon,  which was a city in Iraq!  \n\nAnd you have probably se en thi s one. Israel is the nation most  often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is  second? It is Iraq! However, that is  not the name that is used in the Bible The names used in the Bible  are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia . The word Mesopotamia  means  between the two rivers, more exactly between the  Tigris  and Euphrates Rivers. The name  Iraq, means country with  deep roots. \n\nIndeed Iraq is a country with  deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.  \n\nNo other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy  associated it than Iraq. \n\nAnd also,  This is something to think about! \n\nSince America is typically  represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages... \n\nThe following verse is from the  Koran, \n\n(the Islamic Bible)  \n\nKoran  (9:11 ) - For it is written that a  son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.  The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah  and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more  rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah;  \n\nAnd there was peace. \n\n(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?! \n This is a  ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq.