Would a girl be offended if I said she had a nice terd cutter?
99992
Yes, I am going to say she would be offended, there are many different ways to approach that. Why would you even have to say it to her in the first place?
1043450
Why not just ask him if he is circumcised or not? I don't believe he'll be offended unless you say it looks like a triangle.
669640
No.... I think that if a girl doesn't swalow a mans spurm that it is a insult to the man. So no I wouldn't be mad at you.
259670
tell her tough tittie...it dont feel nice now do it? you backstabbing slut...then laugh in her face ; )
168570
I wouldn't be upset with her, but I might be upset with my optometrist.\n\nAs anyone who has watched Cinemax can tell you, fake b00bs look much better in sweaters than they do in the open.  They tend to not feel as good, being a bit too firm.\n\nNow, mind you, I haven't had too much hands-on work with fakes, but the ones (or pairs) that I did feel were like hardened cylinders under some softer original breast tissue.\n\nThere may be some girls with fabulous b00b jobs - so good, in fact, that they look great even when naked, but I've never had the occasion to handle them.\n\nIn those cases, while I would be visually satisfied, I believe I would question the "underlying" motivation for getting them in the first place, and there's where I might have a problem.\n\nI would be lying if I said that there aren't women who would benefit from getting implants.  I have dated some girls and have been disappointed at the appearance of their breasts, but never have I been disappointed at size (well, once in college, buy you have to realize that this girl had nothing - I had more than she did).  \n\nMy point is, if you're so unhappy with the shape of your b00bs that implants can foster happiness, then I'd accept that justification.  If you had a cute B-cup set, but you needed the D-cup upgrade, I'd be concerned that you craved attention, and no one man can adequately satisfy such a need.\n\nI'd probably be looking for the door, I guess.
593324
you should tell her but not be mean about it..its better than her lookin like a fool.
654944
I get that all the time.  I accept it as flattering, but nicely let them know they're barking up the wrong tree.  You can snuff it without being ugly.  What would you do if it were someone of opposite sex that you like, but are not attracted to in the least?
392176
Honestly you don't sound all that respectful yourself.\n Fake compliments?  Not sure what that means..do you mean\n she sucks up to people with things she doesn't mean? Or\n do you mean she is sarcastic in one of those "mean girl"\n ways?  If you don't like her, tell her why. It might do\n her some good. If not..she should be off your back.
947164
Try it and see. Personally, Id assume it was a joke if a girl did that to me.
490416
If you are respectful and tactful in the manner in which you ask the question, there shouldn't be a problem. However, if you choose to use foul language, or vulgar descriptions to get your points/meanings across, then women will just be offended and angry.
58384
It's not weird for a guy to have an uncircumcised penis.  If the girl really. really likes dick, then she won't care whether it's cut or not.
242353
yes. It wouldn't hurt. Because you are just asking her something harmless.
526095
only if she's a nice girl!
386993
So, a chick-with-a-dick, or a she-male? Is a she-male a tranny? That would mean a fake vagina.\n\nI think, just for fun, I would choose the chick-with-a-dick, so you could administer the reach around, and still have your meat wrapped in puss.
823287
Hey, we all have persnickety moments.She was bitching about the job and you made a joke.It was funny! I would have bust a gut laughing if one of my gay friends had said that to me.She was still in her "bitching frame of mind and it caught her off guard is my guess!\nI always asked my buddies at work," what do dykes and mechanics have in common? We both use Snap-On tools! LOL! I was a mechanic before I retired.The Looks I'd get! That was funnier than the joke!\nYou sound like a nice guy to have as a friend!
737458
She should tell you that she was offended.  She shouldn't pout, except momentarily, to be cute.  Also, she should only spank you if you would like it.  ;o)
577752
It probably will offend her.  I would suggest saying something like.....Wow, If I didn't know any better I would think I was in my own home.  We are gonna have to go shopping together so we quit buying the same things.