WTH is going on with rev trask and church lady this morning?
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Ignore him , Slider. That hunk of man is mine.
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(This is a short letter, since I am unsure of the details)\n\nIt has been a time for mourning for the past [insert time span here] since the church caught on fire. Our church has done a magnificent job in spreading the word of God yet now, as a crisis arose, there is not enough funds and prayers to keep the church alive. It will be an honor to recieve your help in this plea. Thank you very much for your help. - [insert parish here]
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seems like there is a lot of that going around today. maybe you should get together with crazytexasgirl and brainstorm
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Church is a good place to meet a nice lady. See you later. ♀
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Is he married? Are you? If either is true change churches right now before anything happens. Both single? Ask a mutual friend to help.
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it's a ridiculous, self-contradicting, false cult anyway, so it really doesn't matter...\n\ngo have a nice, hot cup of coffee, and chill out!  it's a gorgeous morning!
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Scouser arrives at the pearly gates, St Peter says "I"m sorry mate, no scoucers allowed"\n\nScoucer says "Come on mate, I was in church last Sunday and put £50.00 into the collection box"\n\nSt Peter says he will go and speak to God.\n\nHe comes back 5 minutes later.\n\nScoucer says "Well, can I come in? what did God say?"\n\nST Peter says "I spoke with God and he says Heres your £50.oo back,  now F"ck Off"
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Hi Rev.   It's been a long time.  No, I'm not going to church tomorrow.  See you afterwards, though.
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It is never a bad time to confront the liberal ahgenda. You know they are not in church so Sunday is a prime time!
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There are a couple of news articles if you search around a bit. Looks like lame vandalism to me.\n\nAnd talking about lame... how could anyone post something about Chick Publications. It is hate filled organization bent on coercion at all costs.
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In the video do they give the new couple's last name?\nThat would make it easy...\n\nWhat about the name of the church, reception hall, or DJ? This information may be mentioned/displayed in the video. (for example the DJ may have a banner) Any of these places may have some sort of records than can help you.\n\nGood luck in your search!
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Rev. Trask is from Bangor Maine. He used to hang out with Barnabas Collins, the vampire. And Quinton collins, the werewolf. \nEver watched the old series, "Dark Shadows", from back in the late 60's.\nRev. Trask was a fraud on the show.
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My friend, you have hit on something that God is doing in this hour.  Pray!  He's leading you to a conclusion that the mainstream church may not agree with, but which God is expressing at this time.  God has a plan for His Church, and it is not to finish it's course on earth in corruption.  :)\nIf you want any further discussion, always feel free to e-mail me.
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Hi "One_man_woman",\nOne time, I was walking to the corner market for a loaf of bread when I had to pass by a neighborhood church. I was somewhat acquainted with the structure as it was always mentioned in the newspaper's community section. Known as "The loft," folks would gather there on Thursday evenings for poetry readings.\n\nHowever, this day happened to be a Saturday afternoon and a pair of gentlemen greeted me as I walked by. They invited me inside to sample an hour of their presentation. Ok, I went inside and found myself to be a prospective new recruit for their brand of religion.\n\nMost of the pews were filled with hooded monks chanting a haunting rhythm. There were others who like me, were wearing their regular denims. The service began like most other church-goers would be familiar with. A grand master of ceremonies led the group through some songs and gave a sermon. Near the end of the hour it was time for their ritual of "laying on of the hands." Some of the parishioners would come forward and ask for prayers for their ailments or a sick grand mum whom fell down in the tub. All the hooded dudes whose faces could not readily be seen would all place a hand on the person and their combined energies were presumed to have a strength and expedite a solution to the problem.\n\nOK now, there was another new guy in the pews who was watching eagerly. I noticed he had a shaky-leg syndrome. When he saw a chance, he approached the ring of conspirators and described how he never was able to settle down. The hooded goons closed in upon him, all to make a physical connection. The master of ceremonies began a prayer, a dogmatic mix of logic and pure hocus-pocus. I immediately saw the effects as the tension went out of the man's body. When the beseeching was near an end, the master asked, "Are the brothers ready?"\n\nA suspenseful few moments passed until he almost shouted, "NOW!"\n\nOn that cue, the brothers began to pummel their hapless victim. Continually delivering blows over head and to the solar plexus until he was down on the floor getting stomped. After another minute, the grand Pooh-Bah decided the treatment administered was sufficient to induce a relaxing calm that would assuage the nervousness for a long, long time.\n\nI can't say for certain that the syndrome was lifted permanently as I had a loaf of bread to buy and some other errands to do that day. I hope for you "One_man_woman", that you can find a cure.\n\n-Mark
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OMG, Ms.I'm-more-righteous-than-the-freakin'-pope Ann Coulter is defending Limbaugh!? Despite the fact that they share the same racist Conservative values, I'd think Ms. Holier-Than-Thow would be only TOO quick to make a mockery of the man. But she's defending  him?! This can only mean one thing: Who was the blue pill for? Hmm...\n\n"Coulter and Limbaugh sittin in a tree..."
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Again, I will ask - Who is writing these questions? Did children have off from school today? Is today a holiday?
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from her site:\n\n"First and foremost, we want to thank all of the wonderful fans that are concerned, and those that have been inquiring about our well-being. \n\nThere appears to be several rumors circulating around that we have been called on home to Glory.  Although we eagerly await that appointed time, we both are yet amongst the living, alive and well. \n\nWe are looking forward to seeing you while our new play, “Meet The Browns”, is in your city or a city near you. \n\nMay God continue to bless and keep you is our prayer. \n\nDavid and Tamela Mann \nSaturday, March 18th, 2006"