What would you do if a sudent's long hair caught fire?
111411
Depends on who the student is and how his/her hair caught fire.\n\nIf the student is a prick- I'd use anything i can find to put out the fire by hitting his head with it.\n\nIf the student is female and someone respectable, I would take off my shirt and smother her hair with it.\n\nIf the student is female, and not respectable, I would take her shirt off instead and use it to smother the flames.(i'd do this if the student was a guy i don't have anything against as well.\n\nProvided- All the above puts out the flame.(and provided there's no bucket of water available)
320136
I hear caravans are very flammable and, although it would be a shame if the woman's caravan accidentally caught fire when she was out, it would remove your problem.
956467
oooo this is really fun\nget a match or lighter, and some hairspray (or other flammable spray)  light the match/lighter and spay the hairspray/other liquid toward the flame.  the flame will flare off.\nanother great way is to light a candle (the tall kind).  then turn around and put your rear end behind the candle and fart.  the gas in farts are flammable.  another way is to hold the lighter/match to your butt and fart.\nhope i helped you\nbye
417720
Standing on your head - use a shower cap on the cast.  Have someone standing by to call 911 if things don't turn out well.
394001
causing arson whether recklessly or intentionally ... Methinks your friend was reckless in this case, surely he should have known the house would blow up when he blew up near a naked flame?!
846061
call the police and report you for indecent exposure lol
85782
dont be silly of course not you could cause a fire and then where would u b. PLEASE DONT DO IT OK.
664372
1) Remove the heat source, and remove the clothing\n2) Use flowing cold water to cool down the burnt member\n3) If severe pain is present, then some pain killers may be administered\n4) Surgical operation, and some plastic surgery is needed most of the time. New trends are available in this field, summarized as "planting" some tissues from other non-affected members
187447
light them on fire. :-) sorry, i honestly don't know.  (and please don't really light them on fire.) :-)
374071
If Zacky is so hot, tell him to take off his jacket, maybe his mother over-dressed him for the weather conditions.\n\nNow if he really is on fire, put him out outside where he cannot do any damages to anything valuable.
812791
Contact the police, they'll know what to do.^^
503775
I'd say it depends on how badly burnt you got.  Get some aloe vera gel to cool the skin and and help it heal.  then get wheatgerm oil to rehydrate the skin.
1159504
Now shes on fire.  Thats it! your wife? you are one funny dude, and like the other guy said, im sure you can do better than that.  It was funny though.  He threw bleach in my wifes eyes. Now shes on fire....HAHA funny stuff.  Seriously though, put the fire out, she is probably in pain.
593140
practice as to what they should do when there will be a fire
717159
Definitely call Animal Control.  DO NOT start a fire.  It could make the animal disoriented and feel threatened.  If it comes into your home instead of leaving, you may regret it.  If you do not have a local animal control, other local authorities should be able to help, like the fire department or the police.  Do not feel embarrassed to call on them- they are there to serve and protect.
286937
stick some hair removal cream on it for her but make sure you squirt it out of a hair conditioner bottle and a few minits later hay presto and bald as the day she was born and threaten to sue the arse of the manufacturer of conditioner
487569
thijelica_luv,\n\nI would chop down the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and use it for firewood before that woman shows up.\n\nGod bless.