just something i'd like to share?
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Some more:\nIn a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. \n\nA sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpuse. \n\nIn a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpuse. \n\nIn an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist. \n\nA traslated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. \n\nIn a Rome laudry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. \n\nIn a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages. \n\nAdvertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? \n\nOn the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. \n\nIn the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. \n\nOn the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranted to work throughout its useful life. \n\nDetour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways. \n\nIn a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. \n\nIn a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man. \n\nIn a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. \n\nIn a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. \n\nOn the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it. \n\nIn a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. \n\nAt a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. \n\nIn the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. \n\nIn a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towel please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. \n\nIn another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. \n\nIn a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. \n\nIn a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter backwards, and only when lit up. \n\nIn a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. \n\nIn a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. \n\nIn a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. \n\nIn a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. \n\nIn a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. \n\nIn the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. \n\nSimilarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. \n\nIn an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. \n\nOn the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. \n\nIn the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up the country people's fashion. \n\nIn a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. \n\nOutside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
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Wat did u actually wanted to ask, mail me i too hav lot to share.
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Well, what you want to talk about
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can i please have some of what u have had
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Sounds like a dilemna I would thoroughly enjoy :)
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whatever your on man...let me have some of it!
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whoa, that would be pretty amazing :)
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Sharing information is good!
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Oooo!! that's a good One!  LOL.  LOL.\n\nThanks for sharing.  Have a great evening!
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wow i never thought of that befor thanx 4 sharing maybe u can share more @ bitterheartedpunx@yahoo.com
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Only a girl friend , no other else!\nI think u need a real friend for sharing .
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i want my bf to share everything to me,even if it is a good or bad news i still want him to share it w/ me,i like talking,i want him to tell me about his ideas in life,
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and what would you like to talk about?
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only if you share with someone else
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well, i don't know\nbut if u find out plz, do share, :p
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That's nice.\n\nWhat's your question?
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I find it easy to share personal experiences because I'm an open and friendly person. Plus, I hope that the more people who read and learn from my answers, and are helped by them, the better off the world is. I admit I do some selfish things that only benefit me, but that's not the kind of person I want to be.