Have you ever farted so pleasurably that you thought about that ripping fart days later? ... or even years?
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WOW you really need to get some hobbies or something relevent going on. I hope you were just bored and feeling silly posing this question. Thanx for the pts.
1069333
yea i fart ,so does my girlfriend everyday when we screw,no big deal its natural, although i had a friend of mine who thought he was going to fart when he was with his girlfriend screwing and sh1t  all over the bed !
556012
I know I've burped and farted at the same time, and didn't have to run to the bathroom.  I can't see why it wouldn't be possible.  Thanks for making me smile.
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
1063698
I SURE DID! just the other day i was in a hospital and i had really bad gas,because of this new diet,and i let one rip while i was alone on the elevator...well i pushed 5th floor at the first floor and i forgot someone might get on at one of the floors in between...well it happened...two beautiful woman and a grandma and i couldnt say anything...one of the girls started to laugh and then nudged her friend (trying to be discreet) and the granma coughed...it was a really bad one...the kind that can even make the owner of it puke...\nvery embarrassing!
589541
lol i tink it is funny when some people do it. whenever i hear someone fart i always say either "did you hear what that asshole said?" or speak to me o' toothless one." i make it even more funny. do you fart often?
46193
Fart till you can no longer fart no more.
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
710527
I was enjoying a nice day of music in the park. Had on a denim skirt that snapped all the way up. No slip just bikini undies. Stood up somehow caught my knee while standing up. There I stood in my red undies with an equally red face. Got some applause. Knew a lot of the people.\nWasn't so funny then. When I think of it now i chuckle. I was 22 when this happened.
318481
Is farting at the office bad??? \n\nI thought it was mandatory! \n\nHow else can you express your innermost feelings?
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God Yes and Im still recovering!  Last month my hubby was really feeling his wheaties I guess cus he just totally RIPPED my clothes off- yep RIPPED the shirt and jeans completely off of me and at first Im like what the ????  But let me tell u- by the time he ripped the undies off I was sooo hot i could barely breathe!  By time we were done- I could barely walk!  My legs shook- my breathing was erratic and MAN I didnt have the energy to light that cigarette that i TRULY needed but ended up just laying there smiling like an idiot for a good hour!  lol  AWESOME night!
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my most embarassing moment......damn, that was funny........i remember that day like it was yesterday...\n\n\nthere was this one time....\n\n\n\n\n\n.......wait!!!.....im not gonna tell u and millions of other ppl on the internet!!!
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I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
575526
Yes! But I didn't walk, I drove off and left her azz!\n\nShe kept farting in my car and left a brown streak on my seat! So, I saw it as we were getting on and went off! I told her, I was going to clean out my car and went some place else with my friends. Leaving her stranded!
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I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
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pretty cool!\nwhen i tried it the first time i didn't really feel much, but then it felt like reality was changing and the overhead lamp was beaming light onto me, making me sweat and foring me to tkae off my clothes.  one of my friends thought that the xbox was a spaceship landing strip and he tried landing on it.\n\nhallucinations aside, the laughing fits are amazing.  i've never laughed so hard, without any reason