Who gonna elect me as president?
107549
Certainly not me!  The grammar you used in stating the question is enough for me to write you off as ineffectual.
516747
You are absolutely right.\nIf you ever run for president, you have my vote.
554916
Bush.AKA "I am abusing my power as President of the US"
532231
Elect Bush as president.
1068838
Me! Me! Pick me! \n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
869290
Buffman for President in 08!!
361938
I would vote for anyone over Bush. Even a banana!!!
140525
Ok i have voted for u. Now its ur chance. What r u going to do in return ?
819699
Considering that no election to date has gone my way, I will do what I usually do. \n\n Down a barley pop, curse the system and the foolishness of my countrymen, and wait for the next one.
250523
like the planet of the apes, and you gonna be \nthe president
1026662
Thomas Jefferson. I hope you win the bet.
1172815
First, I look for someone who has similar views.  My vote is first and foremost electing someone to represent me.  Then, honesty, integrity, loayalty, wisdom and the ability to stand up for what they believe in.
190253
I would have to vote for President Bush
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Hello, my name is ____________ but I am sure that most of you know me.\n\nI am here today to ask for your vote for  class vice president. As you all know being Vice-President is a very important job. It is the job of the vice president to help the president .\nAnd it is both our jobs to represent you,  my fellow students.\nI want each and everyone of you to know that I will take this job seriously and do it to the best of my ability.\nAny decisions that I make and any decisions that I assist in making will be with you in mind.\nI also want you to know that you can always talk to me about school problems and if I don't know the answer....I will ask until I find someone who does.\nThank You,\n\n*applause----\n applause---\n applause*\n\ngood luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd like to be the running mate as vice president.
920003
Go ahead and take your pot-shots.  He's only our President.\n\nChoose Karma.  Golden Rule.  Whatever.  Buddy, it's going to get you.
687903
Yes, he's fixing the election so that I can run.  Even though I have no prior political experience, and I'm only 25.  Osama bin Laden is going to be my running mate.