why did the chicken cross the road?
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To prove to the armadillo that it can be done
363022
riding on a chicken!!!!????
1119672
the chickadee came first , then it crossed the road and laid an egg....lol..
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The chicken. Because Noah did not take any eggs in his boat.
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Probably something to do with a cock (chicken).
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he first takes the chicken to the other side \nthen he would get the fox \nhe takes the chicken back and get the wheat while leaving the chicken there alone\nthen take the wheat to the other side with the fox and then goes back to get the Chicken
1055652
Well in creation "the chicken".
1136542
I'm guessing that the chicken would just have gas...
1021456
because it was stapled to the chicken
245309
well, as mine free range foster chinken farm ( bauck bauck)chickens are uncontrollable, and you wood end up crossing the road, and getting hit. so there for i see it would take a 100 dead chickens ( bauck bauck) to get no where !!! lmao good luck in finding out !  ; )
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u mean why did the chicken do tht? don't u ?  \n1) to  get to the other side\n2) to escape the butcher\n3) its other family members had already gone to the other side
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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because the chicken wasnt inventd yet
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PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.\nDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!\nERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\nGRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\nEINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\nIMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.\nTHE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\nCOLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens...\n\nTHATS WHY...
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The chicken saw a cute hen on the other side of the road and proceeded to cross in order to meet her, however as he was crossing the road, Colonal Sanders saw him and picked him up. The poor chicken was someone's dinner that very evening. I'm sorry to have to break this sad news to you...
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It happened on a rainy sunday night... the rooster had just left for a long trip to find some job to feed the chicks once they hatched from the eggs. The chicken had just laid a dozen of them. Finding no means of transport... the rooster took a long walk... just when it was about to reach the station... he heard lots of shooting going on there... curious... it went to see what was going on... on reaching there... he saw the gangs having a war... it was just standing there and watching what he couldnt believe... when the sirens were heard and the gangs fled... leaving behind their guns... the rooster came close to the guns and picked them up to see what it was... not able to figure out how it worked... suddenly the lights flashed on him and he heard "Freeze! drop your weapon and put your hands up in the air"... the next thing poor guy knows he was under arrest and in prison... he was allowed just one call... so he called the chicken to come and bail him out.... the chicken... quickly called her sister to come and watch the eggs... she reached the prison on bus... the bus stand was on the other side of the road...\n\n... so my dear friends... the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side to go to the prison to bail her hubby out.\n\nThe long part is always left out by the storytellers to make things short and simple... sometimes... its the long parts in life that are more interesting and hold the reasons or answers to our queries.. \n\nLets all remember to keep it looong and difficult... instead of just short and simple.
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Because it took him to the other side of the road and he knew better than to use the road since the chicken got flattened on that.\n\nThis is hilarious.  The most asked question and you can't even get it right LMFAO.  Or are you claiming aardvarks prefer rods over roads?