What was  the worst dating experience you ever had and why?
109927
Ambushed by a jealous ex (she was hiding in a closet with barbed wire and duct tape).
399330
I have had some of the most catastrophic dinner dates ever. But I know how be so funny that I get myself out of trouble.\nSo, remember, the next time you fire a carrot from your soup our of your left nostril like it's a torpedo, it's funnier than disgusting if you make it funny and don't allow it to be disgusting.
345489
Dick-s*cking chubby skank b!tch. There was this guy that wanted to get with me but I told him that I had no interest in him in that way and I guess he was mad about that so he called me that awful name. It really hurt me because then there was a rumor in school that I was a whore. Two days later, I beat the sh!t out of him and all was right with the world.
762000
Extremely rude.  If I'd have pulled that on my fiance on our first day I know for sure that there wouldn't have been a second date.  And if I ever did that today, lets just say it wouldn't be pretty.  Ha!  Just goshing a bit there but it is very disrespectful to both women and sounds like this fella could use some lessons in etiquette.
257891
Well, kinda terrible and emarassing to tell  :-))\n\nI once was wearing a white summer dress at a party. i was about 15, so anyway as well at a vunerable time...\n\nI was sitting on the barstool, when I had a kinda gush of blood. I got up to go to the washroom, when a lady came uto me tring desperatly to stand behind me:\nMy dress was soked in blood at where I had beed sitting on it and the barstool had got its part too.\n\nIt seemd like a mile to the washroom...\n\nThank god the lady lend me a jacked to do the last bit of walk to the taxis...\n\nTerrible!!!
816999
The worst date I have ever been on would have to be with 'fingerless clubby'  Yes it was a horrible horrible internet date, and here is the story.  I met this guy on the net.  He seemed really nice, and he was good looking in his pictures, very nice when we talked over the phone and after about 2-3 weeks of talking on the phone we finally decided to meet in person and have dinner at applebees.  When I arrived I sat at the bar and had a beer while I waited for him.  About 5 minutes later I hear this voice call out my name, it sounded like a little kid.  I turned around and I didn't see anyone there.  Then I heard a voice say 'are you Tiffany?"  Thats when I looked down and saw a munchkin, he looked like a munchkin anyway.  I wanted to pick him up but I refrained.  He couldn't get on the bar stool, so I downed another beer and we went and sat at the booth.  I was sooo embarrassed, and I ordered another beer very quickly.  When I got a good look at him I noticed he had hearing aides in both ears, and was missing his fingers on one hand.  I felt bad for him, but I knew this wasn't going anywhere.  I just wanted to leave.  After we ordered dinner (yes I ate with him) and downed another beer,   he started talking about his club feet and how he was in the process of getting them fixed.  He also had a hairy nose.  I just couldn't take it anymore and I ran to the nearest exit, with him of course saying Tiffany wait!  Oh god please never ever let that happen again.  I also met another person on the net that smelled like as s.  It just doesn't work.  Screw internet dating.
599690
It was a disaster date, but it was hilarious. I went on a date with a guy that was 4 inches shorter than me so it made things awkward from the start. We went to the Rainforest Cafe and we got sat next to this HUGE elephant. Every half hour all of the animals everywhere go crazy making their sounds and there are thunder and lightening sounds which makes it kind of fun but our huge elephant kept going off like every 5 minutes! Every time we would get into a good conversation, the damn elephant would go off! Then we decided to go to a little mini amusement park after and there was a girl running the rides that kept making comments about how much shorter he was than me. One time she said,"You do know he's shorter than you right?" so I turned to her and said,"You do know you are overweight right?" The guy that i was out with and I had so much fun but it just couldn't have been a bigger disaster. He ended up locking his keys in the car and it started raining. he convinced some guy that he was in the Coast Guard Special Services so he would help us get into his car. We never went out on another date but we are still friends and we still laugh about it.
790832
Man I bolted...the worst thing about it the girl he was with was the sister of my then boyfriend.  Talk about awkward, especially since he was VERY protective of the little sister.
951558
'Chaps' cologne for men stinks like crazy!\nI had to stop dating a man once cause I felt\nlike I was smothering to death!
335853
I met this guy named Derek on line. He wasn't so bad personality wise.  He had posted some pictures of himself and he didn't look so bad on the pics.  I went to met him face to face he looked HORRIBLE. His skin looked smooth in the pics but when I met him in person he had pineapple skin he had a lot of "craters" and red pimples on his face.   He had on a raggedy wrinkled t-shirt, wrinkled raggedy jeans, his car smelled stale, his hair was all over his head it wasn't combed, he had long finger nails and raggedy old sneakers.  Plus he was skinny as a crack head and his teeth looked funny.  I promised him dinner so we went out to eat and it was really hard looking at him.  We went to the mall and it felt really awkward.  We didn't hold hands or touch each other because I was angry because not only was he  ugly but I had gotten my hair fixed, bought a cute outfit from Jcpenney had a complete makeover to meet up with someguy who looked like a  skinny crackhead who just came out of the cornfields somewhere in the country. Plus he had road rage like a muther.
351837
i went on a date with this guy to a park. I guess he had been drinking and he puked all over me. I never saw him again. the worst part was that he called me everyday for a month after.
132096
I think everyone has a bad date story. Variety is the spice of life. There is someone for everyone.
856764
why haven't you dated? because you didn't want to, or because you couldn't?
1182330
nhaha  I was i Ft Smith, Arkansas at this time, and saw this fine babe.  When I tried to talk to her she just smiled and kinda blew me off.  So I thought to myself, hmmm, what could I do to gain her attention?  Well, there was a nearby creek below where we were (we were at a restaurant) and so I scribbled a note telling her that her beauty was magic, and that if I couldn't have her, my life wasn't worth living.  I gave it to her and ran downhill to the creek, knowing she'd be watching.  I stripped off my shoes, and shirt, took out my wallet etc etc and dove into the swift current, flailing madly like I could not swim.  About 5 minutes later I appeared in a different area and saw about 10 people, including her, standing there.  Turns out we dated for about 5 months and she wasn't the one for me, thus proving that looks aren't everything!
1031963
How about a bad break up story? \n\nI was waiting for my b/f to bring me my boom box to teach a dance class. He was supposed to be there by 8pm. We waited and waited for him. At 2am when the place closed, I walked out with my students and friends to find a note on my car. He said that he had waited for me but since I didn't come out (like I was supposed to know he was outside!), he had to leave a note. What it came down to was that he was a coward and couldn't break up face to face and in front of my friends. \n\nAnyway, after telling me that afternoon that he loved me, he told me in the note that it wasn't working out........what a loser! I am better off without him!
14961
the most embarassing thing that happened to me was the day my mom walked in on my ex-boyfriend an i having sex.we kept right on doing what we were doing, because it was too late to stop, she had already walked in.
1135661
on my first date i went to an amusement park. it was really fun!!!!!\ndont go anywhere to romantic or it mite freak te other person out, also the movies is a bad place because you dont know if your date wants to talk or for you to be silent the whole time.\n\nhope i helped!!