What does a NASCAR driver do when he is half way through the race and needs to use the bathroom ?
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Usually they sweat so much they're dehydrated by the end of the race, especially a long one like the Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte.  But sometimes they do have to relieve themselves in their suits.  A few years ago, one of NASCAR's top drivers had some "intestinal difficulties" during a race - creating a stinky mess for the crew to clean up (or hose off).
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i'm so utterly amazed as to why this is such an interest for so many people. i'm okay going my whole life w/o knowing about someone's bodily functions.. but here is the answer:\n\nthe drivers are conditioned.. first, they don't just drink a crapload sunday morning. they hydrate themselves all week long..so their bladder doesn't try to burst during the race. so what they drink on race day is not a shock to their system..\nsecond, most times they do sweat out what they can drink during the race..remember, they don't chug like 80 gallons an hour before the race.. \nalso think about it.. they are in those cars for like an average of 4 hours.. do you have to pee a lot in 4 hours under normal circumstances?? so yeah, people think they are holding it for an eternity, and they really aren't.. they often go right before in the media center before the pre-race anthem and stuff and then if necessary run for it after the race.. \nif for some odd reason they just go in the car..b/c of a long start, or a long red flag it can happen. there are a few driver's who have fessed up about it..and there are a few driver's who have started rumors about other driver's..  the fire suits kind of hide it...but if you ever see a driver douse himself with gatorade or whatever his sponser is that he has to drink before he gets out of the racecar, and it just pooring it overhimself..yeah, it's a cover-up.\nvery rarely would they have to do a #2..only when they *** sick and won't get out of the car for a relief driver.. the rumor about tony is exactly what this refers to.. he had a hell of a case of the stomach flu, but had to eat..and that is one man you could beat to death and he'd still want to race..
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He is the designated driver
968518
Good grief - put a seat cover or some tissue on the seat (if you're paranoid) and go.  I think all of you "squatters" are the ones who pee all over the seat.  If you sit - you don't make a mess - and it's not nearly as self-centered.
1029571
he should wait to be seated by the rest room attendant and let the attendant know whe he does a poopie...so the attendant can clap!
560367
This is common to all guys at one time or another, so relax.  There is even a term for it, micturation.  What we guys do is think calm thoughts, close your eyes even, take it easy.  That is the best we can do.  Sometimes, no matter what, when another guy is present, it just will not happen.  The way to get past this is to not focus on it.  We get what we expect.  So if you get so busy, and then run in to go, chances are you won't even think about it and then it will work just fine.\n\nOne thing some guys do is flush the urinal.  Knowing there is noise masks when you start to go so in your mind you think nobody can hear.  Another thing is to use a stall some of the times.  Gradually you will get beyond this.  All of us do.\n\nAgain, do your best to keep calm.
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What would really psych out his opponents would be actually finishing a race. \n\nCan you be a little less of a jerk during your sports biggest event, Jeez. I just hope the sponsers all tell him to kiss off.
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My guess is that person needs to go to the bathroom.\n\nJust a guess.
385554
Just find out where he has his next race and watch it and before he gets changed run in front of him and say hi
154831
Well, Im a little late...\nbut it's Jimmie Johnson!
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run to the bathroom ASAP
327536
All we can do is pray. It seems there are not that many of us GORDON fans out there but I will always stand up for it. Here's some good news, go to NASCAR.COM this sunday and they are letting anyone log on and listen to Gordon's radio transmissions the entire race. That's what I call getting as close as you can get!
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k..let me get on my box for a second. \nyes, i'm getting very annoyed with a lot of things, including fellow nascar fans. \nthe haters/basher will always be there. oh well, their loss. they are missing out on a great thing. i am amused that they find it in their time to deal with something they claim to hate so much.. personally, i have better things to do with my time than focus on something i do not enjoy. to me, it's easier to let it slide off my back then to get annoyed with it. they have no impact on my life and i can watch my tv or sit at a track w/o their approval so i can happily go aklong my merrily nascar way.  however, you have to look at what some fans are putting out there to the public. i say some, b/c i know there are still some TRUE fans out there.\n\nfirst, let's get something straight: nascar is about racing. it's not about sex. so can we please of the love of all things holy in racing stop throwing underwear at driver's like jr or kasey kahne. yeah, we got it..some people think they are easy on the eyes. pretty does not pay the bills unless you are dancing on tables. driver are drivers. they are there for the talent and the sport. let's stop demeaning them like a freakin' piece of grade a meat. now, as i said, yes, there are some that are easy on the eyes. i lvoe tony, i think he's gorgeous, but if he could drive a car i wouldn't hae one piece of #20 gear.. if fans put it out there like it's all about something so shallow people will take that and use it.\n\nsecond things are getting just ugly inside the sport. personally, i'm getting really extremely tired of everyne being ridiculous about the rivalries. i mean, yes, there are rivaliries and you can bag on other driver's a bit..but in the past years it has gotten to the extreme. it's gone from my driver can outdriver you driver.. to your driver is a lying cheating, homesexual, whinng scumbag..and it's just not nescessary. \npeople just can't admit when they are outraced, and it's irritating. i mean when someone besides their driver wins it becomes a matter of cheating an blah blah blah.. how about you just admit that you got outraced on that one. every driver would rather win against the best and have it be considered as a good win b/c they truly outraced.. and every driver would rather lose to a good driver than one who just got lucky. \nit's getting really disgusting that people are like wishing harm, actual bodily harm on other driver's..Now that's just plain sick and wrong.\nseriously, my two favorite driver's are probably on the top of the hate list..so i've gotten used to it over the years..but i still think it's gone way overboard and really makes me want to be escorted out of the tracks in handcuffs. i mean some people just need their stupidy stuffed right down their throats sideways.. \n\nnow we take all that and put it out there for the non nascar people to view and what do you think thy are going to take from it?? it's all about representing things better. \nk i will jump off my box now..thanks.
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contrast bath will help quite a bit.  for the morning i would keep it elevated and ice it for 15 minutes every hour.\n\nlater in the after noon. i would get a bucket of ice water and a bucket of very very very hot water. start with foor and ankle in ice water till cold, than into hot water till hot, back to cold then hot. you get the idea.\n\n if it is really bad, dont run. it is not worth it\n\nwear a rap if u do run. i personally would skip the race if i could
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He will and should barely beat out Jimmie Johnson to be Nextel Cup Champion. They will go at it for the rest of the year too.
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ohhh the famous sharting episode.  that's a good question.  i would say get in your car and drive home as fast as you can but then you would have to sit in it the whole ride home.  what you should do is find the nearest bathroom and throw away your underpants but if you decided not to where underpants that day well i guess you are shyt out of luck (pun intended).
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Junior is done until he leaves DEI. Go Jimmie Johnson!