can i have a good wife from U.S.A?
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Yes but follow these rules:\n\n1. Check her teeth. Teeth are a dead give away.\n\n2. Ask if she worked in any hard labor. Hard labor takes its toll and sooner or later you end up having dead wife in your hands. Not cool.\n\n3. Make sure you get a guarantee and a receipt of purchase. If they sell you the wife "as is" ask them why. Accept no half truths. Remember you're having a wife, not a car or something.\n\n4. Make sure you get a test run, check the exhaust and the intake for flaws. Make sure you check both! It's very important. If you can not check it, I can help you with that.\n\n5. Always, always always make sure your wife knows how to cook. Most of the American wives come defected, they don't know how to cook. You shouldn't be the one to teach them.\n\n6. Don't get a wife from Utah. Utah is notorious for its second hand wife market. A lot of people have more than one wives in Utah, so they don't really look after their wives. However some are less used, come with few wear and tear. Don't miss out on those opportunities. Almost all of them will come with a stuppid religion but no problem. The religion is pretty weak, they can be easily brainwashed out of it.  \n\n7. Hymen Rollback. Many people thing hymens can't be rolled back. This is far from truth, hymens can and are rolledbacked even as we're speaking right now. Ask your future wife whether you're his first. If she says "You're my second" pass on that one.\n\n8. Salvaged Wives. Wives who have been in previous ownership with a divorce report on them are called salvage wives. Don't count on them since they carry the traces of those divorces. They tend to look exceptionally polished to hide the fact, make sure you investigate on that. They are known to create the most problems. Of course some salvaged wives get such a wonderful makeover that they may be better than new. But these are rare.\n\nAlso consider asking these questions to the seller:\n\nCall the seller, ask lots of questions\nThere's a lot of data you need before you can properly negotiate the price of the wife, so when you call the seller, ask these basic questions if you don't want to print out our full list of questions mentioned above:\n\n1) Why are you selling the wife? Put them in a defensive position and they must answer quick. If they hesitate, they have something to hide. Why do most people sell their wives? Maybe they lost their job, or there's too many things wrong with it and they don't want to fix it, they'd rather sell it to you. Maybe they bought a better new wife and are selling it themselves. If you have a wife that you love, you're not going to sell it.\n\n2) How many men were on it? The moment of truth for most sellers. This can really reduce the selling price if there's too much men. The standard is 12 men per year. If they have more than that, the pricing sites shown above have charts that deduct off the market value of the wife.\n\n3) Do they have all the maintenance records (facelifts etc), proof of tune ups (recent vacations, shopping receipts), and oil change receipts (liposuction)? You just nailed them with 3 defensive questions in a row. I'll bet no one will have this. I preach it to no end that everyone should. I had it for my previous wife, and I sold it to the first person that came to look at it. The seller might say "No one keeps that woman". Your reply will be "I do, everyone I know does", and without it, I have no validation that you properly maintained the your wife, and now you want me to pay all this money for it?" Tell them no one does their lipo changes on time. How many people change the lipo every 3-6 months?\n\n4) Have them describe the condition of the interior, the breasts, make sure the batty hole is not cracked, find out about the amount of face paint, belly, daily allowence, ask if her attitude runs cool. Is there any other known issues or ne
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Get a girl in th USA.
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get married to US citizen.....like me!
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Can you access craigslist.org or dating sites? My boyfriend tells me that in the mideast and parts of asia, such internet sites are highly censored. \n\nI'm assuming that you are wanting out of your country and to marry someone to get into one of those countries. \n\nAnyone who is giving away mailing lists of single women is probably either a liar or doing something illegal. \n\nReally, for the USA try craigslist - it is a general free classifieds site so shouldn't be censored for you. You might also have some good luck if you can post an ad on one of those sites and let the women respond to you.
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You can get married now and apply to adjust status right after.  Once she is your wife, she is immediately eligible for a visa number and permanent residency, regardless of what her status is now.  The only problem is that in your interview you have to prove you have a bona fide marriage, and its going to raise a red flag that you got married right after she went out of status.  Just make sure you have plenty of proof (photos, bank statements, etc.) that your marriage is legitimate, and not just for immigration purposes.
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maybe america is the place for you there are plenty of good men here that would love to take care of a lonly lovley iran woman at least i would.
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I believe you have to get married in the U.S. and live there.  Also the person you marry has to be a citizen of the U.S.
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just  pray  2  god  2  give   u  a  american  girlfriend/boyfriend.
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of course. as long as you was born here. she would have to geta  spouse visa and they WILL ask alot of personal problems but contact their website and ask them your self. i doubt they wont let her
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What country are you talking about? From your Grammer I would guess somewhere in the United States. Perhaps if you became a little more refined then women would not seem so distant to you.
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The rules for Asian women are the exact same as for Asian men.  You need to specify the exact country and the reason for them coming to the US.\n\nGood luck!
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If you really have a good relationship, then where you are shouldn't really matter.  U.S. Immigration on the other hand, is chore to deal with. My advice?\n\nGo to Canada!
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I would think so. Why your asking is beyond me is you married someone there.
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SIR. KINGSHIP ZAMBULA _  ZU-BAMBALA FROM THE TRIBE DOGON OF MALI FROM AFRICA CAN HELP YOU...BUT YOU MUST GIVE UP YOUR U.S.A. CITIZENSHIP AND LIVE IN HIS TRIBE IN HIS INDIGENOUS SOCIETY WERE YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAT 2 WIVES. BEFORE YOU GO..GET ALL OF YOUR SHOTS.
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Do you mean "decent" female?  \n\nWait until you return to the USA.  Don't start a long-distance, internet relationship - it will only lead to disaster.
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No. It is not legal in the US and you are pathethic to ask such a question.  Who are you kidding, you can't get 1 wife let alone 7!
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Be patient.  If you have only been working on it for weeks you are ahead of the game.  I have been advised that it is going to take me a year or more to bring my Filipina wife to the US.