Can you get a ticket for going on Funny Junk?
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its not that bad...no way
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I saw one that said "parking for Norm only! All others will be towed". Pretty funny!
859837
yeah but you only wsnt then to go if its a minor ticket if its somthing big you might want to go yurself my ex got screwed by them but his was kinda serious
600242
You've got a ticket does it matter?????
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If that option is available, it should be printed on your ticket. There should at least be a phone number you could call and inquire.
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Laugh my (posterior) off
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some funny ones herehttp://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/videos.php   or herehttp://www.yikers.com/pranks_funny_videos.html
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sure  if  u  have  the  tickets  lol
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Unlicensed, or suspended?\n\nAre you a juvenile, or an adult?\n\nIf the violation was 12500(a) of the Vehicle Code, that's a misdemeanor that's often handled (first offense) as an infraction.\n\nBecause it can vary by county, the best thing to do is call the court that's listed on the bottom of your ticket.  If you're a juvenile, it's probable there isn't a fine...just some community service work, or informal probation, or something along those lines.\n\nUnless, of course, you get one of these tickets every week.  Then it would be different.
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try a local junk yard
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Get arrested?  LMAO!  :o)
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In my state, I have contested each and every ticket I got. I always had it dropped, just because I showed up in court, or put my excuse in writing...\n\nGive it a try, you have nothing to lose
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*Chuckling* I actually dun get speeding tickets, tis one of the handy things bout wolf instinct. I can usually tell if there is a patrol car (or camera speed monitor) nearby by the way others drive and I let what I call a "lame duck" (someone in more of a hurry than me) go ahead of me while I follow at a reasonable distance. They tend to get the ticket instead. Heh, evil I know, but not my fault they they were speeding and got caught...\nGood advice on how to avoid the ticket when pulled over is here http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to_100/147_how_to.html\n\nNow first off if you are busted by camera, give it up, you won't win. Courts tend to put great stock in the automated speeding monitors.\nIf you are pulled over and do get a ticket, this means you gotta go to court to fight it, but police officers do not have the time to go for every ticket they write. So they cannot refute you in court and if you prove reasonable doubt, you can get out of it.\nBut if the officer is there, well you got a problem and it becomes more difficult to win.\n\nIf you decide to fight it in court, a good site with a lot of free (not all, but a lot) information is http://tipmra.com/sample/tipmra_sample.htm\nI can tell you the last time a friend got one was by the radar gun, which is easy to refute as loose tools in the trunk is well known to foul up the readings.\n\nAnd finally I leave you with this lil tidbit...\nHow To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!\n\nA police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange...\n\nOfficer: May I see your driver's license?\n\nDriver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.\n\nOfficer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?\n\nDriver: It's not my car. I stole it.\n\nOfficer: The car is stolen?\n\nDriver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.\n\nOfficer: There's a gun in the glove box?\n\nDriver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.\n\nOfficer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?\n\nDriver: Yes, sir.\n\nHearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.\n\nCaptain: Sir, can I see your license?\n\nDriver: Sure. Here it is.\n\nIt was valid.\n\nCaptain: Who's car is this?\n\nDriver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.\n\nThe driver owned the car.\n\nCaptain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?\n\nDriver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.\n\nSure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.\n\nCaptain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.\n\nDriver: No problem.\n\nTrunk is opened; no body.\n\nCaptain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.\n\nDriver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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Cheat tickets??\n\nUm...do you mean cheap tickets?
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from the ticket hotline
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go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
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no. pay the parking ticket?