Why is everyone so sarcastic about Chuck Norris???!?!?!?
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I wouldn't go to Texas asking a question like that...\n"When you're in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be!"
995790
WTF?  Does this even need to be asked?  Chuck Norris created the universe with a roundhouse kick, I think he's more powerful than the stupid Terminator.
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The humor behind Chuck Norris jokes is if you've seen Walker, Texas Ranger, Walker could beat up 100 burly guys with bazookas and only use his fists.  So obviously, Chuck Norris is more masculine, tough, and Godly than you could ever wish to be.  It started off as a joke on a Chuck Norris fan site as Chuck Norris Facts, and when Chuck Norris himself found them funny, they became super popular.  It's just like the infamous Dead Baby jokes of the Eighties, they'll eventually lose popularity in favor for something else.
118474
chuck norris references are sooo cool and hip. But I think you should try a little harder...really
1103427
CHUCK D./ Public Enemy....boyeeeee!!!!!
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They have been around for a while and not really new. However, there are two New York Post articles recently about it and even interviewed Chuck for his thoughts and that's what sparked the new interest. \nhttp://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty \nhas the most popular thirty for Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Mr. T. Check out other links on the site for more jokes and you get to rate them too.
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Chuck Norris because he kicks ass on and off screen... Remember if you can see Chuck Norris, he is in front of you but if you can not see Chuck Norris you may be seconds away from death....
334897
That is not true because of:\n\nChuck Norris fast #142. Chuck Norris will not die - the Grim Reaper is too afraid of Chuck to collect his soul.
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Bow down and worship his awesome greatness. Chuck Norris is a God among men and should be revered by all and feared by those who are unworthy of his greatness.
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Did you know that when the boogy man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris?\n\nDid you know people with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris?
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Because chuck norris was near by
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I'm ready for that stupid f ucking joke to die already.  I'm not calling Chuck Norris a joke and wanting him to die, I just want the joke itself to die.
875480
He's Chuck Norris, man!\n:-)
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Yes! There is nothing stronger than the original Chuck Norris and if he knew you were doubting him he would kill you with his stare.
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The greatest trick that Chuck Norris ever pulled, is getting the world to think he didn't exist.
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chuck norris aint a good actor but he is a real genuine guy so get off his back or i will give him your address
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chuck norris + roundhouse kick = GOD