Why did the spider go shopping in the men’s clothing department?
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He was tired of shoping on the web?
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I suspect it is becuase of his nifty angora sweaters. All the chicas love his sweaters!!!!
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Ask him if he knows where the Victoria Secret store is and whether or not he could help you try some stuff on.\n\nwow..sorry about that guy.  I reported him.
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Look for the spider bite, and go to the Doctor.
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i think it is a used spiderweb, which just accumulated a lot of dust over a period of time. hence that heavy look.
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"won't you come into my parlor?",said the spider to the fly. the tricky spider is pretty clever,isn't he? he knows the fly will be caught and he'll be able to scamper along and have himself a nice meal!\n       but if the sticky web clings to the fly and traps him,why doesn't it cling to the spider? the answer to this will surprise you. it does! a spider can be caught just as easily in his own web as a fly is.\n       the reason this doesn't happen is that the spider is "at home" in his own web. he knows his way around. and when the web was spun originally, the spider made sure that there would be "safe" threads to use, threads he could touch without sticking to them.\n      there are many kinds of silk that a spider produces. the sticky kind is used in the web to catch its prey. but there is also a non-sticky kind, and this is used to make the strong, supporting spokes of the web. the spider knows which is which, and he simply avoids the sticky ones! he can do this because he has a remarkable sense of touch.
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Corduroy. About a teddy bear in a department store.
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money.\nkids would say, "who's archie?"\nthey sure know who spidey is, though.
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Maybe they save money on clothing?
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The best way to get spiders out of your basement and keep them out is to figure out what they are eating.\n\nAll spiders are predatory, feeding on insects and other invertebrates.  If you have a thriving population of spiders in your home, it means there's a thriving population of something else that is keeping them alive.\n\nIf you were to get rid of the spiders without removing the cause of the spiders, you may well end up with a big population explosion in whatever the spiders were eating.  Until you deal with that problem, the spiders are actually helping you.\n\nOnce you remove the food source for the spiders, you won't have a spider problem any more either.
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Miffy goes shopping. :D
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Click the link for a map showing the spider's location. Scroll down a bit to see the map. I hope this helps.
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When he will go to the store and buy your femal products!!!!!
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lol.. yep.. its a Black Widows Web.. don't worry i'll go get your candy...:)
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Inside a spider monkey.  You kinda answered your own question on that one.
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why are you going to steal his shoes???
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Cuz dude, he's looking up the girl's skirt in the meantime