Have you ever been bothered by, "A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater"?
110776
only when i am pissed(drunk) they keep folowing me around dancing & singing  (anoying that)
497374
Why yes, yes I have.  A few times. \n\nYa' know those little garden gnomes people like to put on their front lawn?  Well... they turned blue!  And I was having conversations with them.  The one was really perverted, and kept hitting on me.  He made me very uncomfortable.  :[  The smaller one was cool, though. He sounded like a big black man, and we talked about DDR and why the Earth isn't pink, I think... or some other odd color.  Yeah... I'm done. Sorry.
526786
I CANNOT STAND that big-mouthed baboon!  Her mindless prattle causes my head to ache with more pain than any human can take!  Sensationalism based on others' misery is a poor example to teach the children of our society.
1047948
Purple headed yougert slinger
461906
You!! After you have had a fight with a green elf,.He beats the hell out of you, pokes you with a needle(Leaks), Takes out your eyes,pulls out your hair.. Then you eat him alive(Green Teeth)
814321
Yes, i was stuck there last week, it happened whilst i was sitting on the bus and once i entered Bizarro world, i couldnt tell up from down. The first thing i noticed was a purple chair sitting on a monkey whist the banana hung the phone. I think the banana was angry at the horse who was not a goat and it wished to tell the cd case that it longer wanted a relationship. Now you tell me if this is what your Bizarro world is like?
1084099
pretty f*cking ugly i bet orangish fuzzy feathered thing with a huge nose and a bit dwarfed....so yeah ugly
18504
yeah i do.... that whole 'im a crazy pscho burger king whos gonna follow ya around till ya eat me' thing does sort of weird me out man, know what i mean? ;-)
740497
The one that bites you first or eats your face off.
827656
so u found out my little secret eh!? wot next? blue ink biros made of their blood and urine! ahh how did u know? its a conspiracy i tell u HA HA HA!!!!! time to climb into the magical relm of my mind where evil fairy's have a never ending battle with the all powerful and mighty dragon flies!!...... so what if i forgot to take my meds!? is it such a bad thing?
702452
Something tells me it was "Foghorn Leghorn" but I can't think what reminded me !
327826
not afraid of them but absolutely hate them! there's just something about clowns that is extremely annoying and irritating and their stupid makeup and weird behavior makes me want to kick them
862457
I don't have a problem with it, but I do think something's wrong there. Have you ever met a person that does that didn't have a hint of dislike towards their own race?
454947
Their style of dress and behavior (out of the norm) demands attention and then, when you are caught looking at them, they want to kill you...\n\nI find them to be a major annoyance, just a wrench in the machine - never contributing to anything - just negative, negative, negative!\n\nand if you read this - get a life - you are NOT ORIGINAL, you are a cliche!!!
804746
First of all, there are animals/insects that eat their young.  Secondly, yes I am horrified and wonder what had become of the human race.  It appears we (humans) have all lost our common sense, our compassion, our hearts.  Something is very wrong with people today and I'm not sure how it happened.  \n\nPeople like to blame video games and rap music (neither of which I am fond of), but I'm not sure they are the problem.  I do know that people want everything instantly (instant coffee, microwaves, internet, emails) and have no patience.  Maybe because no one is patient?  People have become more rude and obnoxious.  Is this because we lack patience and are free to say whatever we want?\n\nNo, you're not weak, you just still have a lot of human left in you.
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No I haven't tampered with another person's food. And I advise you not to either.\n\nConstant rudeness is a symptom of an unhappy person. When I have to deal with the same rude person continually I find one thing that I notice that they may like and either compliment them on it or purchase it for them (a piece of their favorite cake, etc.). Although, that individual may continue to be rude, it's amazing how a small gesture turns a person’s heart around. Some of the meanest people that I have encountered in my life have become some of the kindest people. It all has to do with constant kindness that you display towards them. And once they start sharing their life experiences with you, and they will, then you will understand why they were so rude.  \n\n\nBe blessed.
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The purple people,  or Purpurae, were an early pre-celtic tribe mentioned only in Smorgasbordsaga, where they are described as commonly using an indigo woad derived from the bark of the Blue Oak (Quercus Bilius). \nThis provoked hallucinations such that they believed themselves capable of flight, and so were given to hurling themselves over cliffs.  \nThe saga records that a one-eyed horse would appear at these moments and devour them as they fell.\n\nI hope that answers your question.