How do I get rid of bird poops from the car?
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put the bird in a diaper before you go for a  ride
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You can just use windex or even water and tissue or a damp cloth.\n\nIts okay, you wont damage it.
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PINE CONES,,LEAVES,,STICKS AND TWIGS,,ALSO PUT DRYER LINT ON THE GROUND THE BIRDS WILL USE IT TO LINE THERE NESTS TO KEEP THERE EGGS WARM \nHOPE THIS HELPS
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Windex works, so does rubbing alcohol. Use paper towel.
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Put cat litter under the tires or pieces of cardboard, that might help the car get the traction it needs.  Good Luck!
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(m)\n\nsprinkle bicarbonate of soda in your car leave for a few hours and vacuum. the bicarbonate of soda will absorb the bad odder, this is also very good for trainers, fridges etc.
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The first thing you must do is eliminate the hatcheries. Keep the garbage that they(flies) lay eggs in away from your factory. Then you need to spray some barn-spray. Malthion works well, and is available at most feed stores or your local vet. Good luck!
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Add red coloring.\n\nIt IS necessary, and it DOES NOT harm the birds.
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Go to Wal-Mart and get a product called Kids 'N' Pets. It comes in a 32 oz bottle It removes stains and oders caused by many different things including pets and urine. Put in a spray bottle and saturate everything. The enzyems in the product eat the oder then just air dry or blow dry. It works great!
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Try looking up cleaning systems, best thing to do is make fliers for the car wash business, and go to business parks. Also do not hire people to wash the cars unless you are there. Word From The Wise
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Ok I could be wrong here but try some kitty litter in a paper bag and leave for a couple hours and see what happens. I know you can do this with paperback books to remove the musty odor from them.
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Run it empty with one cup vinegar.  That should solve your problem.
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This is a serious answer, I am not kidding or makeing this up: Piss all over your yard! Old experts, and people who live in the wild, all say that ,that will keep all animals away from your outside area. I found out that it works! A couple of years ago we lived by this rotten man who hated animals and he set out this big cage, (live trap) to catch all kinds of animals. I once asked what does he do with them and he said he turns them loose miles away at some park, well I wasn't sure if I believed him or not. Different nights I would see things in the cage, like: opossums, racoons, and even some cats, and I would sneek in his yard around 3AM and let those poor animals loose, then unset the damn trap so no others could be caught that night. Well he got smart, and put a padlock on his fence, even though he never knew how the animals were escaping. The next night, I saw 4 baby racoons in the cage crying for their momma, who was outside the cage talking to them and biteing at it trying to get to her babies, well no way was I gonna stand for that, so I climbed the fence, freed the babies, who all ran with their mother into the woods, unset the cage and went home. It was at that time, that I remember hearring about putting urine all over your area to keep animals away and the next day I took all day filling up an old masson jar full of my urine. Well that night, I climbed the fence again and splashed urine all over that cage, then I poured some all over his yard, in places under the fence where the animals were comming in, and would you believe it, no animals were ever caught in that damn cage again! It really worked! A couple of days later, the cage was removed for good and he was filling in those places under his fence. He never caught anymore animals and I was able to get some sleep at night cause I no longer had to worry about the trapped animals! I know it sounds gross and embarressing, but the urine does really work!
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Get out and WASH a car NOW!
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the white spot in bird poop, is bird poop. Actually, its there urine, in the form of uric acid
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CLEAN WITH ALCOHOL OR WINDEX IF THAT DOESNT WORK THROW THEM AWAY
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Use a sh*t (caca) cataplasm.  I know it sounds gross but, hey it works!