Whats a good comeback to "You need a trip to the counsling center"?
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best comeback.. "only if you come with too"
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""Dreams and Vacations"\n\n"One Day"\n\n"My Turn" \n2pts
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Add some more to the Hall of Fame:\n\n"Would you like fries with that?" \n"Am I pregnant?"
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Some rubes are vacationing and sightseeing in New York City.  They want to see legendary Carnegie Hall but they don't know where it is.  They see a hipster standing on the corner, so they approach him and say, "Excuse me sir, but could you tell us how to get to Carnegie Hall?"  The hipster replies, "Practice man, practice."
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walk the line:          already out\n\nbrokeback mountain:     tomorrow
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Ask someone whose going.
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oasis .. 'don't look back in anger'\n \n'so sally can wait....'
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"Don't Tread On Me - Thank You"\n\n"So what do you think - Bermuda or St. Augustine?"\n\n"Wish You Were Here"\n\n"See you soon"
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Look for the slavery union label\n\n or You've come a long way, baby now go home \n \noh yeah heres my fav  \n\n "Roll that beautiful bean footage"   bushes baked beans\n\n i gotta stop i am to good at this lol\n\nHead for the Border."\n"Yo Quiero Taco Bell\n\nYou can take it out of the country, but you can't\n take the country out of it." (salem cigs)\n\nok sorry would like to see the other side come up with some just for fun get over it \ni know all of you guys are gonna start crying here i will give ya one \nits fun   \n\nwe love to work and it shows \n: delta We love to fly and it shows
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(Cold comfort version):  "This too shall pass."\n\n(Better):  You get off from work soon!\n\n(Best):  Hey sexy! Your silver-tongued charm will be     fully operational again tomorrow, so all of the a**** will be charmed off the donkeys again, and you can rejoice once more in being your own suave self!  :0)
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+ How about "Smashing Smile".\n\nI like it.
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"Hell Bent for Leather" !\n\n("Point of Entry" is also good)
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Just ask them.\n\nDo you want to go to a movie?\nDo you want to go to the beach?\nHow about a trip to the arcade?
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How about htis one....\n\nGirls just want to have fun -- Cindi Lauper
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The movie suggestions above are good...  \n\nYou can also try, "Have you ever been to ___(insert place here)_____?  You haven't?  I have to take you there.  What are you doing on __(insert day here)__?"\n\nThe place can be a restaurant, theme park, putt-putt golf, funky area of town, cool store, ice cream place, etc.  The sky is the limit.  Bonus points if you know it's something she's interested (such as a museum for artsy ones, butterfly pavillion for nature ones, laser tag for athletic ones)\n\nGood luck!
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Let's Go Out To The Lobby, Let's Go Out To The Lobby, Let's Go Out To The Lobby and Get Ourselves A Treat!\n\nIt's an intermission clip from the drive-in, actually. Maybe your folks sang it at home.  See it here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz5DrzdBHRg
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A quick transcription of the lyrics:\n\nLazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon\ncall Parnell just to see how he's doing\nhello what up pas! yo sandburg, whats rocking?\nyou thinking what i'm thinking? narnia! then it's happening!\nBut first, my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape\nlet's hit up magnolia and mack on some cupcakes\nNo doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frosting.\ni love those cupcakes like mcadams loves gosling\n2 no 6 no 12, bakers dozen!\ni told you that i'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!\nyo wheres the movie playing? upper west side dude!\nlet's hit up yahoo maps to find the dopest route.\ni prefer mapquest! that's a good one too.\ngooglemaps is the best! true that! double true!\n68th and broadway step on it sucker!\nwhat you want to do chris? snack attack, motherfcuker!\nwhat the chronic(les!) of narnia!\nwe love that chronic(les!) of narnia!\npass that chronic(les!) of narnia!\nyo stop at the deli, the theatre is overpriced!\nyou got that backpack? i'm going to pack it up nice.\nwe don't want security to get suspicious!\nmr pibbs plus red vines equals crazy delicious.\nreach in my pocket and pull out some dough\ngirl acted like she never seen a $10 before!\nit's all about the hamiltons baby\nthrow the snacks in a bag and i'm ghost like swayze.\nroll up to the theate ticket buying what we're handling,\nCall us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping hamiltons\nin our seats movie trivia is the illest!\nquestion: what friends star starred in a movie with bruce willis?\nwe answered so fast it was scary:\neveryone stared at us when we screamed matthew perry!\nquiet in the theatre or else it'll get tragic\nwe're about to be taken to a dream world of magic\nwhat the chronic(les!) of narnia! (repeats)\nwe love that chronic(les!) of narnia!\npass that chronic(les!) of narnia!