How can I get kids to stop Pouring mud slime and food on me during lunch the teachers don't really care?
101737
sweetheart the best way to deal with this is either move to another table or stand your ground since no teachers care you can start putting it back on the ones that do this to you, by throwing it back at them. another thing is there a guides counselor you can go and talk to about this? that may work because more or less this is bullin and most schools dont tolerate this act. i hope i helped you some hugs sweetie, best of luck sunshinelady_40940
408579
i feel for you. I often work slowly and because of this my teacher has no sympathy anymore. Are usally open to help? Because some schools have special ed programs that help, sometimes. I go to one and it hasn't helped immediately, but if you compare this year to last i'm much better. If this won't work, then go to the library at study hall, and if you can  set up a table with just a compter with all games transferred to another comp. This works for me. Every 30 min. allow yourself 5-10 minute breaks for a quick game of food. Unless you don't go back to work, than take breaks less frequently. If none of this works, talk to your teacher depending un how understanding they are and your grade. Time asnd fathers will heal all eventually. Good luck!
772226
Unless you are limited with your resources, why not just let them have what they want - there would be sufficient to go round. Once one cild <lol> has grabbed everything in his excitement, they will soon calm down once they start work and then you can share the stuff round or ask them to do it. \n\nIf you're limited, why not dish out the stuff or get them to pick something they want in turn? That way you could see their choices as they go and maybe even asked why they have chosen that/those particular thing(s). Make a nice talking point wouldn't it?\n\nAnd I'm not even a teacher! lol.\n\nGood luck.
212897
I've tried using humor.  I tell the kids that the day I look like an octopus I can help more than one student at a time. Otherwise they have to wait their turn.  The kids catch on eventually.  I heard one of my students say to another "Does she look like an octopus to you?"\nWith 3 and 4 years olds is a different story but it might work.  Why don't you try giving them a number and call them by number to get your help.
261759
I made a little hamster feeder for the kids. It keeps pouring more food out for them constantly. That way I don't have to worry about conflicts such as yours. If you're going to be lax....you've gotta work at it man!
356456
cafeteria workers are going to have to be more tolerant of  teachers. All the years of working with the little darlings  made them...somewhat peculiar.\nThey shouldn't stare at the teachers who have nervous tic's,  have hunks of hair missing from their heads,  are scratching because they have huge welts on their faces, or are speaking in tongue.\nYou have more class than that!!!!!\n\n*what would Dustin Do?
522874
try talking to them like you would to children that don't listen......be firm and strong  ... it works for me i get all there attion ....good luck! take care!
343822
I assume that you're a teacher.  Try this...\n\nTake in some Cool Aid or fruit juice, a couple of ice trays, some tooth picks, and some plastic wrap.  Show the class that when it's warm, the juice is in liquid form.  Pour some juice into the ice trays, cover them with the plastic wrap, and stick a tooth pick in each cube hole.  Put them in the freezer overnight.  The next day show the class that the juice is no longer a liquid but is now a solid.  Then give each kid one of the popsicles you made.
743931
Just dont say anything just look at them and say NO, I dont feel like playing your silly little game. Cya later. Then get up and walk(dont run) out of the room. If unable to leave the room just pick up a book and start reading. They have no control over you and connot "make" you do this. They are not teachers and you dont "have" to answer them. Stand up for yourself, If you won't no one else will either.
62990
Get used to wanting to vomit.  Watch any 80's movie and you'll see that not much has changed in school.  It's just how people are.  Take comfort in knowing you're the misfit that the movie is about and don't burden yourself with it all.
799485
tell him fuck off say it really loud at lunch so everyone looks at him. he'll be super embarassed
684125
Screw the kids at your school. I've had this happen before, it sucks, but the best thing to do is keep your head and laugh along with them, show them it doesn't bug you any. Sooner or later they'll realize they're immature and that it doesn't bug ya.
934820
Talk with your parents about this, and perhaps the schools guidance councellor.  The children there seem quite unruly and I think what you describe only happens when there is no adult supervision around.  They may have no clue it's going on ... except for the broken items you mention.  You need to let adults know there's a problem .. start with your own parents and follow their guidance.
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First of all, how many kids are you in charge of? Have you considered that maybe you are overwhelmed?\nSecond, when kids misbehave our first impulse is to punish them or to become more controling. Turns out that WE are the grown ups and it is up to us to keep our heads cool, to take a deep breath and sort out these situations.\nI have four kids and they used to drive me crazy. Now I have learned a few basic things to AVOID their rebelions:\n1. Basic needs first: make sure they are fed, rested and clean.\n2. Keep them busy: chores, homework, engaging games always work to keep them out of trouble. \n3. Give them attention while you are with them. People who hate playing with kids, shouldn't be taking care of kids in the first place.\n4. Have fun with them! Notice the cute little things they do and how beautiful these little miracles are.\n\nTo avoid that my kids 'kill' each other out of boredom, I usually keep a good stock of craft materials like finger paint, paper, glue, glitter, crayons, bubble wrap, etc I also have a large library of PG movies and indoor toys for the rainy days.\n\nGood luck!
973372
try to explain to them that its hard. otherwise, make them hide the stuff. trust me, youll be happy in the end when they arent healthy and you are.\n\nyou have to ignore it!!! if they can get junk food, they can get real food 4 u. they munch on cookies? GET AN APPLE IN YOUR HAND, NOW!
679197
who cares what they do, all you need to do is focus on your schooling and get good grades, maybe you'll get the last laugh when you pull up to McDonald's and they are serving you your lunch...lol
833350
I would talk to another teacher in your school, the principle or vice principle.  They should not be talking to you like that_