Is Big Momma a man or a old lady?
101332
Just a man in a big women costume.
1030454
My mother.  She is 71 years young and still works 16 hours a day at a real job.  She is a private duty with "old" people.  Her words not mine.
205356
Are you talking about MOM character in DENNIS the MENACE comic???\n\nIf so, she is a housewife and I ve forgotten her name:)
579017
The "Dirty Old Man",usually refers to the man who happens to like woman/girls who are at least 30 years younger than them,someone old enough to be his daughter. I see nothing wrong with you,or your neighbors watching "stag" movies. Their only movies!. Your "80 somethin",year old neighbors are not getting off on these movies. Visual stimulation would not work for him. He's probably popping Viagra,and having a poppin good time! (I ain't mad at him!)
880906
Yo momma is so stupid, the bitch went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.\n\nYo momma is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.\n\nYo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of gas.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, the bitch bought a glass door with a peep hole.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, they had to tie pork chops around her neck when she was little so that way the dog could play with her.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, that when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, that she got fired from a blowjob.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a urine test.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that when I have sex with her, I have to slap her on the knee and ride the wave in.\n\nYo momm is so nasty, she was fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinkin on the job.\n\nHope these are what you are looking for.  Good Luck.
1088399
well, i haven't seen big momma's house...but there is absolutely nothing funny (to me) about seeing martin lawrence dressed as a fat woman.  \n\nHowever, i did see Rumor has it and it TOTALLY sucked.  Still...I like Jennifer Aniston and Mark Ruffalo a lot.  Sooooooo...do I pick the sucky movie I already saw that has SOME appeal in it...or the horrible looking movie I didn't see that has NO appeal to it as near as I can tell.  Hmmmm....\n\nI'd probably just shoot myself.
533014
In a group setting ladies is not offensive.  Being called "The Old Lady" is.  It is a matter of showing respect, something there is precious little of these days.
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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\n\nyo momma so fat she fell down and it registered 8.4 on the richter scale\n\nyo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up\n\nyo momma so fat the all-you-can-eat buffet closes when they see her coming\n\nyo momma so fat she sat on a penny and lincoln got a nosebleed\n\nyo momma so fat even her tongue has rolls\n\nyo momma so fat they found you stuck between her thigh rolls, 2 years old, umbilical cord still attached\n\nyo momma so fat she had to go to a mountain-climbers bar to get laid\n\nyo momma so fat they sent a search-and-rescue team in to find yo poppa\n\nyo momma so fat even scottie couldn't beam her up\n\nyo momma so fat she walks around with stuff orbiting her
187608
Anything but my 71 year old father with man titties
391894
She's the Man\n\nsee below link for details
828399
yo momma underware is soo holy when she farts it whistles \n\nyo momma is like a buss shes big,she smells bad and is only 1 minute to ride\n\ni think those are pretty good
895711
This joke goes back so far, that back then, when the doctors were practicing medicine, they were PRACTICING!!\n\nSecond opinion:  Yo momma is still dirt ugly !!
847612
I'm 60 and I'm handsome. LOL!! She is a good looking woman. She is the next President of the USA.
334652
If I were to  picture one it would look exactly like my brother's wife. Wish I had a picture. She's hard to describe. Looks like Shrek's mother.
52801
By the preview it seem its a good funny movie to go see. You should definetly go see it if you seen the first one. I haven't seen big momma's house 2 yet but Im sure its funny because the previews crck me up everytime.
332383
Great....as long as she is his mother!
577376
Personally I am more attracted to older women as I find them more understanding but mind you if you live outside the US the society isnt too open as to seeing younger guys to older women but it is acceptable to have a older man with a younger woman. You must have heard the term "sugar daddy". Ever heard of a "sugar momma"?