What is your worst date?
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I dressed up nice in heels and a lil skirt. \n\nHe picks me up in a ute loaded with 7 other guys, all drinking beer. I'm thinking, oh we must be going to a party or something....\n\nWRONG!! Instead, he takes us out into the middle of the bush, that's right I said BUSH (forest, woods, jungle whatever they call it where you live)\nwhere they commenced a full out shot-gun assualt on kangaroos. Yep, shooting kangaroos with real-life shot-guns! All of the guys were DRUNK by the way. \n\nTHEN they skinned the half- alive animals in front of me.\n\nOn the way home, with my ears ringing from the gunshots BUT grateful to be alive still, one of his friend keeps rubbing my leg, and I'm like "Get your hands off me." \nMy date then replies "He won't hurt ya, he's just been isolated from women for so long, he wants to feel some soft skin". The fact that they had 4 or 5 guns stopped me from flipping my lid. \nOh yeah, for the record, me and the guy are no longer together!
1058335
After recently divorcing from a 16 yr marriage, I went on my first date. It was terrible. He was the worst kisser ever. Now granted, I hadn't kissed another man in over 16 years but I honestly felt like my face was being pecked to death by a chicken! LOL\nI couldn't wait for that date to be OVER!!!!
239145
and WHY NOT? That would be the day.  Some men are so cheap. These DATES mean a low cost dinner in some fast foods and some awful movie....
763469
May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
719200
One of my first dates was a total disaster. We had plans to drive to a a zoo in a city about 3 hours away. First off there was road construction so we had to take a detour, the detour was not marked clearly and we got lost. We spent two hours trying to find our way back. We stopped for dinner at some little dive of a restaurant. When the server came around, he was carrying the tray with food on it for us and another table. I ended up having two plates of food in my lap. No change of clothes. So we drove around trying to find a mall. When we finally found one I was too embarrassed to walk around like that. The guy actually swapped jeans with me, eventhough my jeans were wayyy too tight on him. He walked around cracking jokes to everyone and had me laughing my *ss off. We got me a pair of new jeans, and swapped back once we got out to the car. When we do finally get to the zoo, we had an hour till it closed. But we figured what the hell, we'd already been through alot to get there. So we're walking around, and go into the primate house. One end had glass, but at the top it was wire cage. We got p*ssed on (good thing we weren't looking up). So the whole drive home we both drove with the windows down cause the smell of monkey p*ss was so strong we were both sick lol. I actually ended up marrying the guy :D.
1168877
mine was probably the most disgusting experience of my life... he put his tongue down my throat and it was at a school and it was awkward and horrible. he was my boyfriend at the time and he kept trying to kiss me all day and i would find ways to get out of it. \nits funny now, looking back, but at the time i was fairly upset.
592784
Dialed the wrong # on my cell (of another guy i went out with the night before) asking why he was late for our date, when my actual date was standing behind me!
746839
D is the worst, definitely. I would rather something happen to me then do that to some poor innocent person. \n\nIn this order, from the worst to the ... i would say best, but i guess i should say 'not so worst'\n\nD\nC\nB\nA\n\nA and B are close. .. I have no idea what happens when you chug flour, but it doesnt sound pretty....
145428
my ex-boyfriend, he is not just a jerk he is a complete a$$hole p*ssy a$$ b*tch and i hate him with all my heart, he made my life a living hell
313853
worst: did you just fart, because you blow me away.\nbest: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
938207
I have two worst songs, both are equally nauseating.\n1. Sometimes when we touch, by Dan Hill.\n2. Muskrat Love, Captain and Tennille.\nYeccch.
131935
my ex-wife. That's worse than a limp bizkit on an all buffet friday at hoochie mamas.
473254
LOL!!! My bad experience was my first experience and I was traumatized after it and almost made it my last LOL!!\n\nA friend of mine set this date up. (she's lucky I still called her a friend after that) I was a lil greeny, just turned 18 just graduated. I did not really date in high school. I liked the guys, they liked me but I just did things in groups and  had a blast. ANYWAY...the guy called me, his name was MIKE..he sounded so cute. I asked my friend what he looked like. SHe said OH He's tall, he has a tan complexion, dark hair and glasses, brown eyes, he is really cute. OKay, I was picturing this muscle man with dark hair, good looking, wire frame glasses, tall, and someone that I would just melt for if I saw him. \n\nI was so nervous. \nWell....the next day was the big day. I was all ready to go and nervous...OH SHOOT!!! LOL! the guy comes walking up...about my height 5'3"...mousy brown hair and thick glasses, the goober was wearing a white shirt and tie, he was all dressed up, for gosh sakes we were just to a movie. I thank my luck stars it was a double date, because I wouldn't have survived the night and I would've had to kill him if he touched me. I opened the door, my father is standing their, I am tucking my fathers sleeves signalling to him that I did not want to go. LOL! My mother was whispering just go, geez. NOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL!! THe guy hands me these half dead roses wrapped in green paper that he cut off of a rose bush and he said "I brought you some roses, I thought that it was something I was supposed to do" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!\nI felt totally weird with this guy. \nOkay...so we went to my friends house and picked them up, meanwhile I was leaning against the door , it was locked, but I was clutching onto the handle. \n\nOkay...we WERE supposed to go to a movie, we didn't...the goober had to show us where he worked, he thought that I would be impressed with the fact that he created and built things out of plastic, we spent 20 minutes watching a stupid machine make caps for wesson oil bottles. Then it was getting late, so we went to Red Lobster, instead of watching a movie (because Mike claimed that it was too late) we ended up going to his house and staying their until 2am watching this retarded video on old time inventions. \n\nHe commented on his messy house and he said well if I had a woman to cook for me and clean my house while I worked my house wouldn't look this way. I then said that I was tired and wanted to go home. I was so glad to get home. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! LOL! I relive those feelings whenver I tell the story, but I bust a gut. LOL!! That was 16 years ago. That was one of the traumantic moments in my life. LOL!!
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When you least expect it
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
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How was your last partner.  Never a good question.