If you crap in the woods do bears get angry?
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No, bears love this!  I think you should spend the weekend in the woods searching for bears that you can crap near.  I think you'll be surprised at just how affectionate a wild, hungry bear can be once you've made your presence known in this manner.
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Any animal will bite if scared or angry.  They don't do it vindictively, they are just protecting themselves like they would in the wild.
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yes, bears do hibernate in winters they eat all that they can eat... they also eat soil to block their digestive system to go out the other side... but bees are social insects.... they stay in their hives in winter, they dont hibernate, they just stay there and with the helping hands of each be they keep their self warm by clustering their selves together and uses their wings to regulat the temperature inside the hive... same tecnique is used in summer only they dont cluster during this season..
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DONT FEED THE BEAR!!\n\nThey had a bear that lived in the front yard
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a bear ---- because they get to eat their hearts out, and nobody gives them a hard time about exercise, PLUS the fact that they get to smack their cubs when they are doing something stupid, AND the fact that they get to sleep all winter! ROFLMAO
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doggy style .and growling a lot ,\nand the animal bears do as well
996171
All wasps can sting. It just depends how much they're annoyed.
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If a bear chits in the woods, and theres no one there to smell it does it still smell?
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FU N   F A C T S\n\nBrown bear habitat includes forested mountains, meadows, and river valleys.\n Grizzlies, or brown bears, eat mostly vegetation. They supplement their diets with the meat of animals such as fish and small mammals, when it’s available.\n \n\nAs winter approaches, brown bears—often called grizzly bears—prepare for a long hibernation. During the fall, a brown bear eats practically around the clock, stocking up for the four to seven months when it’ll have to live off stored body fat. A grizzly may chow down on 90 pounds (40 kilograms) of food each day. \n\nAs the cold swoops in, the fattened bear waddles into a den among rocks or one it dug out among tree roots. As it falls into a deep sleep, the bear’s heart rate drops from about 40 beats a minute to as low as 8 beats a minute. All the bear’s body functions slow down. \n\nThe female brown bear enters her den pregnant with one (sometimes two or three) baby bears. If she succeeded in finding enough food to have a healthy store of fat, the embryo, or tiny developing baby bear, continues to develop and is born after a couple of months. If the mother didn’t fatten up enough, the embryo might not develop. \n\n“Mama bear” doesn’t even wake up as her blind and hairless cub is born midwinter. The tiny bear, about the size of a chipmunk, is just strong enough to crawl into a position where it settles in to nurse. A female brown bear’s milk is very rich in fat and calories, so the cub grows quickly. By the time the adult grizzly wakes up in the spring, her baby is strong enough to follow her out of the den. \n\nNearly half of all brown bear cubs born are likely to die before they’re a year old. Some die of disease, and others die of starvation. Predators such as wolves, mountain lions, and adult male bears—even a cub’s own father—are threats, especially to cubs that are separated from their mothers. But mother brown bears are fiercely protective, so many cubs do survive. They live with their mothers for up to three years, and then they’re usually ready to face life on their own.
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Yes. They must do it in the woods.\n\nThe next time someone says something obvious, you can say, "Does a squirrel poop in the woods?"
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Ok when is that last time you saw a bear use the bathroom? \nWhen is the last time you were hiking and you saw a portapotty in the woods?\n\nYeah they crap in the woods among other things!
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This is a myth. Polar bears are observed using either paw, though I would suppose there are " lefties " and " righties ". They do not cover their noses when hunting, either.
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The polar bear is very well capable of killing an alligator given the proper environment so the polar bear would win.While alligators may kill larger prey by grabbing it and dragging it in the water to drown polar bears are too aggressive and strong to let alligators do this to them. \n\nAnyway if you want to have some fun about animal fights, check out this link:\nhttp://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2006/06/animal-fights?viarss
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Dear Chucky,\n\nA woodchuck would chuck wood until he could no longer chuck would or no longer felt like chucking wood was a good thing to do or perhaps if he/ she chucked wood and got a heart attack he would have to stop. If the woodchuck met a freind while chucking wood and decided to go for a beer and a clice of apple pie he or she might stop and then that would be it. So perhaps the correst answer is that the woodchuck would chuck as much would as he or she felt like or was able too depending on the relative circumstances of this animal's reality. I hope this helps. My neighbour is a woodchuck and often is not very consistent when chucking. At least we know that they actually can chuck and it is not a question could anymore. Best wishes and what a cool question.\n\nRegards,\n\nWoody
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If animals in the wild could get fat, they certainly would.  Very few wild animals are able to find enough food to get fat though.  Bears preparing for the winter pack on as much high fat food as they can, to put on their winter weight to survive the lean periods of the winter.\n\nWild animals that do gain access to excess food, such as squirrels in many park environments, or pigeons in many cities can certainly become 'overweight'.\n\nIt's a natural reaction of any animal to an excess of food.  In order to survive, you put away as much high quality food as you can because you can't be sure when or if you'll ever get any more.
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I'll tell you what the Ranger told me when I asked him what the difference was between black bears and grizzlys. "After you see one and climb a tree, if the bear climbs up behind you to eat you, it's a black bear, if the bear shakes you out of the tree and eats you, it's a grizzly."
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I think you would be too scared to shoot effectively, especially if confronted by a 12 foot grizzly in close proximity. First the anticipated recoil of large handgun would send your rounds into the dirt, air or adjacent trees. Secondly, the bear's violence of action will provoke spontaneous bodily reactions, like sudden jerks and movement, that would disturb the stillness required to aim and shoot a handgun effectively, regardless of your close quarters.  Let's see... if I were YOU, knowing that you are probably looking to confront a grizzly with a large handgun, possibly to prove something to yourself and others, I would first run to your brother, shoot him in the leg and pass the handgun to him.  Yes...  Then the grizzly would maul your brother and he might have a better chance of hitting him on the head with the barrel or butt of the weapon.  He could also kill himself before the bear tears him to bits.  Then, after your grieving, you'll have a good story to tell your buddies. good luck to you. -rt.