ok, is britney federline spears actually "omg- pregnant"?¿?
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February 02, 2006\nBritney Spears is pregnant again\nIn her continuing efforts to be made fun of, Britney Spears is reportedly pregnant with her second child.\n\nShoppers in Malibu were stunned when the former pop princess grabbed her belly and announced to the entire centre "That's right, number two!". The star was apparently distressed that so many people were looking at her in the high-end furniture store Shabby Chic that she felt the need to retaliate. One of Britney's closest friends told In Touch magazine: "Britney is definitely pregnant again. She's acting the same way she did when she was pregnant with her first child."\nYou know that kid in your fourth grade class that used to eat glue and lick the floor? That's this kid. It's some sort of cruel joke that the mentally handicapped are the ones that have the most babies. Albert Einstein didn't have a single child, and yet Britney Spears and Kevin Federline aren't going to be happy until they've got 12-13 little buggers running around eating dirt, occasionally pausing to turn on mommy's stories and fetch her Cheetos.
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EWW!!! I can't stand either of them. Honestly, just from free association, when I see Britney Spears the first image in my head is Joe Camel. Don't ask why... She looks like him to me... And Kev is a has been without ever even having been. Both are a waste of media attention, social concern, and anyone's time... If anything, I feel bad for her kids. They are going to be royally messed up.
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I was in a restaurant having dinner with my family, when a Lady that I know came to great me, I looked at her and said in a very loud voice “congratulations, you are pregnant” and touched her tummy (as we usually do with pregnant ladies). To what she answer (after looking around realizing everybody has heard what I said), after a minute or two (trying to recovered from the shock and the shame), “THANK you, but I’m not pregnant, I just added some extra kilos”.\nMy God, I will never forget that day, everybody was looking at me and her. \nFrom that day till today I never congratulate any pregnant woman unless she is telling me first that she is.
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Wow I forgot she was even pregnant!! You never hear about it on TV at all. I remember being happy for her and Gavin when I found out. \nShe is due in June unless she has the baby early. \nThat is gonna be one beautiful baby!! i just hope they don't give the baby a strange name like other celebs.
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Someone needs to inform the artist that Li'l Miss Britney  had a C-section.  But I'm sure Brit doesn't mind the statue.  She was, after all, trashy enough to wear a "M.I.L.F. In Training" shirt while she was pregnant.
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I heard that they were considering dropping her after she got pregnant; then I read somewhere else the movie fell through and it wasn't being made. I dunno which one is true (if either is...) but we shall see..!
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I don't know if they're really LOVING her again, but I think it's more to do with the fact that people REALLY don't like Kevin... sure Britney is a seen as a bit of a hick-ish blonde - but it's hard to dismiss a guy that leaves his previous girlfriend while she's pregnant.
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I dont think so.Maybe this news came out because of lots of chicas came out that kevin is an irresponsible husband.For me,I hope this is not true because the baby will affected for whatever they do so i'm hoping that they will consider and think more times b4 they dcide.
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i read on wikipedia a few days ago that his girlfriend is pregnant, but i dont know if its true since people make up articles on there.
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no, she is pregnant on DH but not in real life
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I saw pictures of her and I think she is pregnant. So does my mom and my sister, but people do gain weight and that rumor has been going around for months!
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i think he's a gold digga!!!  he only married britney for her money.  what the ---- was brit thinking anyways???  everyone knows the marriage is bound to end soon.  kevin has no talent and he has a messy background - i mean, wuz up with shar jackson and those 2 kids?  did that mention that kevin's also ugly and his new song "popovo" or whatever sucks donkey ass?
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Unless the person uses a turkey baster within a minute or so of another person lying on that bed and "spewing", direcly implanting it into themselves.. the likelihood of getting pregnant that way is:\n\nNON-EXISTENT.\n\nCan I just say, "ew" here?
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I really don't think this was specifically written for Britney. I think Justin had moved on long ago. Just coincidence. But it does show that Karma is a bitch!!! Look who is crying now. I am sure Shar Jackson can have a good nights sleep now. She has had many sleepless nights because of Mr. Federline.  Now it's his turn to stay awake.
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she said she was pregnant with elephant's child......\n\nmuahahahahahahhahaha
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BRITNEY HAS NO BOYFRIEND,SHE IS MARRIED TO KEVIN FEDERLINE WHO IS A DANCER AND ALSO APPEARED IN A MUSIC VIDEO OF HER FORMER BOYFRND,i.e.,JUSTIN TIMER LAKE AND SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY NAMED SEAN PRESTON.\n\nREGARDS\nMINI
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katie holmes is pregnant!?!?!?!?!!?