How can you tell if you have an elephant in your refrigerator?
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By the footprints in your peanut butter.
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1.open the fridge\n2.take out the elephant\n3.put the giraffe in.\n4.close the door of the fridge
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I think an elephant would be nice, at least you know that none of your family would forget your birthday :-))
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A hairy elephant-like creature from Sesame Street.\nOriginally, only Big Bird could see him, and everyone thought he was imaginary.
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You can , but its more sticky , oily and slippery, and gooey...\n\nand to gather and save for a small lump was itself a tedious task....\n\nMay be We can try finding with Animals.. Elephants have large ears..\n\nAny one tried?
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Have you ever seen an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?\n\nHides preety good doesn't he?
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Elephants have the equivalent of a radiator or oil cooler in there ear structures - many small blood vessels close to the skin surface - Making a large surface area. They can divert blood to their ears for cooling. By flapping their ears they move more air over the surface to enhance the cooling effect. Their thick hide does not allow sweating so this is there replacement means of not overheating. Me? I prefer a cold beer!!!
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1) Differentiate it and put into the refrigerator\nThen integrate it in the refrigerator\n2) Redefine the measure on the refrigerator (or the elephant).\n3) Apply the Banach-Tarsky theorem.\n\n\nNumber theory:\n1) First factorize, second multiply.\n2) Use induction. You can always squeeze a bit more in.\n\nAlgebra:\n1) Step 1. Show that the parts of it can be put into the refrigerator\nStep 2. Show that the refrigerator is closed under the addition.\n2) Take the appropriate universal refrigerator and get\na surjection from refrigerator to elephant.\n\nTopology:\n1) Have it swallow the refrigerator and turn inside out.\n2) Make a refrigerator with the Klein bottle.\n3) The elephant is homeomorphic to a smaller elephant.\n4) The elephant is compact, so it can be put into a finite collection\nof refrigerators. That's usually good enough.\n5) The property of being inside the refrigerator\nis hereditary. So, take the elephant's mother,\ncremate it, and show that the ashes fit inside the refrigerator.\n6) For those who object to method 3 because it's cruel to animals.\nPut the elephant's BABY in the refrigerator.\n\nAlgebraic topology:\nReplace the interior of the refrigerator by its\nuniversal cover, R^3.\n\nLinear algebra:\n1) Put just its basis and span it in the refrigerator\n2) Show that 1% of the elephant will fit inside the refrigerator.\nBy linearity, x% will fit for any x.\n\nAffine geometry:\nThere is an affine transformation putting the\nelephant into the refrigerator.\n\nSet theory:\n1) It's very easy!\nrefrigerator = { elephant } 2) The elephant and the interior of the\nrefrigerator both have cardinality c.\n\nGeometry:\nDeclare the following:\nAxiom 1. An elephant can be put into a refrigerator.\n\nComplex analysis:\nPut the refrigerator at the origin\nand the elephant outside the unit circle.\nThen get the image under the inversion.\n\nNumerical analysis:\n1) Put just its trunk and refer the rest to the error term.\n2) Work it out using the Pentium. \nStatistics:\n1) bright statistician.\nPut its tail as a sample and say "Done."\n\n2) dull statistician.\nRepeat the experiment pushing the elephant to the refrigerator\n\n3) Our NEW study shows that you CAN'T put the elephant\nin the refrigerator.
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almost exectly half  a metre, some times a litle bit less .sometimes a little bit more.depending on the age and the region\nthe elephant is fatter and longer(one metre) even though the girafe is taller\nso this goes to prove that the lenth of the neck does not determine the length of the penis.
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Open the bag. Look at the elephant through the wrong end of a telescope. While looking through the wrong end of the telescope, extend you arm and pick up the little guy. Place him in the Safeway bag.
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1.  Open the door.  Put the elephant in the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n2.  Open the door.  Take the elephant out of the fridge.  Put the giraffe into the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n3.  The giraffe is not there, because he's in the fridge.\n\n4.  You go during the animal-kingdom meeting, because all the animals except the giraffe will be at the meeting and it will be safe to cross the river.
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tap it then tap a egg you know isnt fertile you'll notice if their's a difference
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the elephant can jump
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Here's one for ya..I was about maybe in the 3rd grade and we went on a trip to the local Zoo.. At that time.. The elephants were only chained by their ankles in a barn like setting.. We were allowed to feed them peanuts.. Well, some one put a peanut on my head and the elephants took it off w/ their trunks and I had elephant schmuck on my head for the rest of the day and trip home.. Everyone was laughing at me and I did not find it amusing at all.... Strange.. The things you remember when a question of this nature is posted.. Have a nice day!
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Sometimes a baby elephant in front of your deceased mother's house is just a baby elephant in front of your deceased mother's house.
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Grey Elephant from Denmark.
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An elephant's shadow.