How come some days I have to wipe, wipe, wipe,wipe,wipe, wipe, and other days  there's NO poo on the paper?
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What you have been eating determines the consistancy of your poo. Eating nothing but salad? Lots of veggies? The higher water content makes your poo squishier, and thus it sticks to your bum. Eating lots of dairy and meat? you're pooing a brick, more than likely.
988452
ok, how do you confuse sandpaper for toilet paper? can you explain that to me? LOL\ni will rub your butt for you....\nLMAO!
648821
It's common among kids to eat paper. If she's abusing it eating more than maybe a page per day I suppose some of the chemicals on paper could cause her. Paper is rich in cellulose, so it has a lot of fiber. \nBuy her unbleached paper.
425476
Your most likely culprit is due to not wiping well after having a bowel movement.  After that, there is a whole world of things that could be causing it-such as-pin worms, infections, hemorrhoids-and many more.
220970
when you have to wipe your ass over and over
678271
Not having the "shits",when you wake up in the morning.
669494
because poop is brown
868729
why not wipe it with toilet paper?
766203
Freshen up during the day. Not sure if you are male or female but they make towelettes for that.  You can carry them in our purse or a guy could carry them in hes wallet. Around the middle of the day or whenever you start feeling like that go the the restroom & just wipe with the litle towelette, dry with some tissue. You will feel much fresher. No big deal!
791452
Magic poo? Lol perhaps poo was hard enough or you are constipated so poo had little water content to adhere to anus walls. That’s not good, because constipation indicated lack of diet fiber or another cause must be investigated.
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Cute kittycat:)\n\nIt is because it is easier to tear when it is perforated. The toilet paper that is not is annoying as heck! \n\nWell, Gunther doesn't seem to think so, he has a hayday with it while I am at work. LOL! At least he is out of the phase of eating it. :S
512114
Hahahahahaha!! That's gross!! Best damn question I've read all night. \n\nOn the other hand, it could be old toilet paper tangled in your @$$ hairs.
503667
Depends on how u look upon it!!\n\nIt could be bad cos everything you have eaten is stuck in your system.\n\nGood news............ you have saved money on toilet paper!!
1071247
Wipe, sniff, wipe, sniff, wipe . . .
129385
Hey.. are you pissing inside your underpaint maybe?\nYou should have a bidet every day and a shower every couple of days at least.
358096
The poop disappeared without you flushing the toilet?  There's only one explanation:  the Poop Fairy took it.  Look under you bath mat for the quarter she leaves.
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since his sphincter is so loose, his dumps are almost instantaneous.\n\nSo my guess is that it take very little time for him to poop.