A blond joke. I DO NOT BELIEVE BLONDS ARE DUMB, I JUST WANT TO SHARE MY JOKE.?
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I think it is a very cool joke.I thought it was cute.Me and my friend are both blond and we think it is ansome.I don't think any blond should think it is dumb.It is just a joke.
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i can not decide which one so i am doing four.\n*Q: How do you confuse a blonde? \nA: There are millions of ways. One way is to tell her to stand in the corner of a circular room. \nComeback: \n*Q: How does the blond confuse you? \nA: Comes out of the circular room, saying she found the corner\n*A blonde walks into an appliance store and up to the shop assistant. She points to one on the shelf and said, "I'll have that TV." The shop assistant replied, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." And the blonde has to walk out of the store. The next day, she then dyes her hair brown and walks back into the appliance store. Again, she goes, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." She walks out, once again, frustrated. She figures, now, that the shop assistant obviously recognised her face from last time, and she goes to have surgery on her face. She waits four weeks, just to be sure, before walking back into the appliance store. Once more, she says, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." The blonde now finally gives up and asks, "How the hell do you know I'm a blonde?!" The shop assistant replied, "Lady, that's a microwave." :)\n*Three blonde friends are walking down the road. One finds a bottle and opens it. A genie flies out and says, "I will give you each ONE wish." \nThe first says, "I want to be 100% smarter." POOF! She turns into a brunette. \nThe second says, "I want to be 50% smarter." POOF! She turns into a redhead. \nThen the third says, "I want to be 100% dumber." POOF! She turns into a guy. \n(Alternative version: Then the third says, "I want to be smarter than both of them." POOF! She turns into a guy.)
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.\n\n"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"\nThe blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"\nThe man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."\n\nA short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.\n"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."\n-the funniest blonde joke \nI knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......\n\n* she called me to get my phone number.\n\n* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.\n\n*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.\n\n*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.\n\n*she tried to drown a fish.\n\n*she thought a quarterback was a refund.\n\n*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.\n\n*she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.\n\n*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.\n\n*she studied for a blood test.\n\n*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.\n\n*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.\n\n*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.\n\n*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home\n\nDid you hear about the blonde that... \nCouldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n\nGot excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"\n\nCouldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.\n\nWhen asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".\n\nBaked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.\n\nAfter losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. With a confused look on her face, she walks back inside. Five minutes later, the blonde walks outside again to check her mailbox. Seeing that there is nothing in it, she walks back inside her house. Another five minutes later, the blonde comes back outside to check her mailbox. After watching the blonde check her mailbox 3 times in a row, the guy is pretty curious. When she starts to walk back inside again, he asks, "What are you doing?" \nShe says, "My computer keeps telling me that I've got mail."\n\nThere were three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde who were trying to break the world record for fastest time to swim across the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. The brunette shows up on the other side 48 hours later. "Congratulations!" everyone shouts. 2 hours after the brunette shows up, the red head appears. "Good try" everyone shouts to her. Two weeks later, the blonde shows up. When everyone asked her what happened, she replied, "I don't mean to sound like a poor sport, but I think the other two women were using their arms." \n\nIn Las Vegas there's a nightclub that has a very special mirror in the ladies room. When you stand in front of this mirror and tell a lie the mirror swallows you. \nA rather ugly woman stands in front of the mirror and says: '' I think I am the most beautiful woman in the whole world!''\nSHUM! The mirror swallows her\nThen a fat woman stands in front of it and says:’ I think I am the sexiest woman on earth!''\nSHUM! The mirror swallows her.\nAfterwards a very good looking-sexy blonde stands in front of the mirror and says:\n''I think.'' \nSHUM!\n\n\nYour mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.\n\nYour mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.\n\nYour mother's so fat; her clothes have stretch marks.\n\nYour mother's so fat; she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.\n\nYour mother's so fat; you could slap her butt and ride the waves.\nYour mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.\n\n\nYour mother's so fat; she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up.\n\nYour mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.\n\nYour mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.\n\nYour mother's so fat; when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!\n\n\nYour mom's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.\n\nYour mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."\n\nYour mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.\n\nYour mom's so big; when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white\n\nYour mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
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Blonde jokes are a class of jokes which make light of the stereotype of the blonde woman (or, more rarely, blond man) as unintelligent, sexually promiscuous, or both. Like all humor based on stereotypes, blonde jokes are found offensive by some people. However, they tend not to be as controversial as racial humor or other forms of dark comedy. Many are, in fact, variations on racist jokes that have been adapted specifically to make them less offensive.(source 1)\n\nAnd also, there is the stereotypical "valley girl" that were caught a lot on video tape in the 80s and they just happened to be blonde in most of the media coverage.  And those girls for whatever reason wern't too bright.
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Muahhahhhahhahahahahahah!  That's a good one.\n\nI guess some of you don't realize this is a joke?
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oh lol....at first i didnt' get it but now i do...but why does it have to be a blond.....anybody could of done that...but i guess its somewhat funny
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one stupid person told another stupid person and so on - and there ya go - "I see stupid people everywhere"........thanks for the laugh :)
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It is not you.  There is a high level of actual prejudice that every blonde woman will face.  While "gentlemen' may 'prefer blonds" they do not really think to highly of their brain and mental abilities.  They do, in fact, generally think that a beautiful blonde really can't be smart also.  You will find this with your friends, in school, with teachers and in the work place.  It is rampant and that is why the jokes continue and continue because men (and because of the brainwashing many women also) truly believe it.  The prejudice is especially true against beautiful blonds.  Jessica Simpson is making  millions playing it to the hilt.  Unfortunately everyone can not capitalize on being blonde and beautiful in the entertainment field.  I am a Blonde, but I am a male Blonde.  However, I notice that there are very few, if any, jokes about dumb blonds who are male.  I think  the prejudice against beautiful, female blondes was created by a male population who is generally threatened by beautiful smart women in general and the dumb blonde jokes are their way of trying to feel superior or at least not inferior.  They get away with this sexist attitude and behavior because so many women have bought into it, put up with it, and even tell dumb blonde jokes themselves.  I refuse to laugh at dumb blonde jokes just as I do about racist jokes and I think every woman should be outraged at every dumb blonde joke they hear.  Dumb blonde jokes are really only a disguised sexist attack on women.
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ok this blond walks into a best buy and theres a sign that says no blonds so she colors her hair black because theres 90% off some of the new stuff there.........she walks in and asks how much is this tv? the man at the desk say ur a blond so plz lev now.......so she gose colors her hair brown and gose asks a different person and she says how much is this tv? and that person knows that she was a blone too and asked her to lev once more............she thinks to herself and she thought that thy remembered wat she looked like so she colors her hair red and makes herself look like a rocker but comes bake the next day and asks someone different how much is that tv overthere and he says ur a blond plz lev as he walks her out she stops and asks him how do u know im a blond? and he says thats not a tv its a microwave.............
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Well, guess you could tell by my screen name, I truly am BLONDE.  I hear blonde jokes all the time and I don't take any offense to them.  I actually think some of them are pretty darn funny.  I have a great sense of humor, and I can dish out just as much as I take in!  Don't sweat the small stuff!!!
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keep the blonde jokes coming
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not all blondes are dumb..i know some dumb brunettes
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that's funny. I get it, Ready Aim Fire. Just be sure no blondes are easily offended when telling it.
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She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )
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LOL Thanks. Good joke!   ;)\n\n(you did a good job weeding out the humorless too!)
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Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's\n\nI heard that as a blond joke once too:)