what is the sur-name for a woman who gets nighted? a man is sir. a woman? or do they get burnt at the stake?
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Women do not get knighted, they become ladies, and that is their prefix, "lady." Some orders alternatively prefix "dame" instead.
796508
Never argue with a woman... you're only going to lose in the long run. And if you do win; then you'd best have a good apology for winning to give to her by sundown!
1089155
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... \n\nThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". \n\nI told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" \n\nWell, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. \n\nAround 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. \n\nQuickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. \n\nI was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) \n\nThe next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". \n\nHe didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! \n\nThen he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." \n\nWhen I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." \n\n \nDuring a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.  \n"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." \n"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal  person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." \n"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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what do you call a hooker with her hand up her own skirt??         self employed\nwhat do a gynacoligist and a pizza delivery guy have incommon?\n they can both smell the pie and niether can eat it!\n\n(Im no racist either)   what do you call a barn full of old black men?\nantique farm equipment??\n\ni tried
203017
The correct term for someone who puts out fire is a "firefighter". Hence, fight fire. :)
757247
Good night Azra!  Sleep in safety and the love of God.(pbuh)\n\n\n(did Mav get the right - if not Mav sorry, she tried)
758110
I would say by your question that a woman has just burnt you pretty bad. There are men out there the same way. I hate it when a woman or man takes another person that loves them so much for grant and then burns them. Like the old saying goes...one bad apple spoils it for the whole bunch......not all people treat other people badly. If they really did love that person they would NEVER treat them bad. If two people really do love each other there is no reason what so ever to manipulate the other for power, or anything else for that part. It should be 50/50 no  matter what.
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The one about the girl who was tanning non-stop in tanning beds for like a week to look good in time for her upcoming wedding. She passed out, and basically dropped dead. They smelled something similar to meat burning and they found out she "cooked herself" from the inside out.
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Women want to bask in the after glow and men just think well I did my job for the night, or it was good for me was it good for you? Before you have time to answer them they have already nodded off. typical MALE.
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If a Guy walks into a bar he would say "ouch".\n\nIf a Guy goes into a bar he says "Did I leave my woman in here last night?  'Cause I woke up with a dog!!!\n\n(HA HA)
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Forget about what is being said. People will do anything for easy points. I say, keep doing what you doing and being a playa isn't easy. We players, have reputations to protect from those who want to be like us. Just play it and set it up smoothly. Besides, that's what women are good for. Once they all find out, just play it off like a rumor being spread and move onto the next. DON'T TRIP!!! TRUST ME, HOMIE!!!
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By the way I'm a woman not a mant hats sexist\nbut think about what ll prophets went through??\nyou need to be strong to stand up against a village of ppl and tell them to worship god!!\ntasks like that aren't easy for women.\nthe prophet Abraham as thrown into fire by this ppl he didn't get hurt but the ppl told him if your god is real the he'll save you from the fire how is a women going to bring up the courage to willingly get put in to a fire?\nplus its known women think more with there hearts rather their heads.\nTo be a prophet means to only think with your head not let you emotions get involved. \nalso the prophet Abraham didn't have his first child until he was an old man with Grey hair and when g_d commanded him to leave him and his wife in the desert with no food and no water he did??\nhow many women can do that??\nread up on what the went through you'll understand.\n\n\nJust to add on women have no rights thats not tru \nif you know anything about islam\nWomen have the right to work\nlearn to swim\nan education\nand to ride horses or in our day drive cars
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SATAN!!!\nDe 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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Late last night, while we were all in bed.\nOld Lady Leary lit a lantern in the shed.\nAnd when the cow kicked it over, she blinked her eyes and said,\n"There'll be a Hot Time, in the Old Town tonight ... FIRE FIRE FIRE!"
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Yes, a bad man, not a boy, don't need a boy........why would you be too much to handle? I blast music till the clocks fall off the wall, my man says, turn it down!!\nYou know as long as you know that everything has a place, and your NOT being controlling, and mean, and driving drunk, and stuff,I like a guy who doesn't mind being vulnerable......That's a real man.\nI do know that women need security..........emotionally, if you can be a bad boy, but at the same time, let her know you'll always be there for her, and that you'll keep her safe, (while having fun) then she'll stay. Like for instance if a guy was mean to her, and she wanted you to protect her by scaring him, but if you actually beat him up and went to jail that night, then where is her security? she needs a ride home right? We need men, to keep us safe( because we are women) I am kind of innocent, and a guy who drives fast with me in the car makes me think, WOW, this is crazy, he is so fun, and wild,,,,,,but there is a fine line between driving fast, and then road rage, and slamming into a guy, and breaking our necks in the process, that's no fun,,,, see the difference????
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Who-oa, look who's feeling left out on a Saturday night :)\n\nSome of us are night owls or insomniacs (it is 2:24 AM where I live), some of us are driven to earn points to hit the next level, some of us are frustrated Ann Landers wanna-bes, and some of us are getting addicted to Answers.\n\nAnd having answered some of the same questions as you, I cannot believe you don't have someone.\n\nHey, ladies, if you live in Oregon or close, this is a smart, caring, sensitive guy who advised someone wanting sexual coaching that you do not **** someone you love, might prefer small-chested women and knows where our G-spot is.  I'd go after him myself, but I'm across the continent.\n\n(Are you at least smiling now??)
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I have no idea.  A word is a word.  We don't get in trouble if we call a woman c*nt, do we?