For the women, what's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
101538
Is your husband the jealous type?\n\nBelieve it or not,I've had 2 different guys ask me this one!!
1176690
Mine was - Did my friend give you my number? I said no and then he blushed and asked my out for a drink.  We are now married with child
672315
The best was on our first date in a restaurant. We finished a bottle of wine and he raised his hand to call the Waiter for another. I said something like 'Oh no! no more!' to which he replied 'please let me, even if we don't drink it, it buys me more time at this table with you'. Even now, years later, he will still say things like that.\n\nThe worst ever chat up line I heard was as a Teenager, a Chap said to me at a dance ' Get your coat, you've pulled!' poor boy got an extremely curt reply!
556881
why are you such a sexist, i mean why didn't you ask women the  very same question? What do you think there aren't any well to do women out there? comon Scratch go scratch your eye balls out. you suck!!!! JUST WHEN I WAS BEGINNING TO LIKE YOU.
974730
Hummm...sounds kinda creepy to me...never heard of it as a pick up line, but I guess it could be...ouch..
959463
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
297400
the dumber the better, i once used "i'd swim through a mile of whale come to sleep with you tonite"\nanother great one; walk up to a strange woman place your finger on her lips and say "don't say a word, that way we won't f uck this great relationship up" and then take her out the door and back to your place
19280
Pickup lines are lame. What you have to do is have an excuse to make someone talk to you.\n\nHere's what you have to do:  Walk into the room with your hands full of 4 drinks (they have to be closed bottles of beer or malt beverages so that you don't look like some creepy guy trying to give some shady drink).  With your hands full, announce to the room:  "Who needs a drink?"\n\nPass out one or two of the drinks to guys nearby to the girl that you want to pick up.  Then, hand the girl a drink, even if she already has one in her hand, say "here, have another."  If she's at all interested, she'll keep the drink, saying thanks or explaining why she likes another brand of beer better, etc. and you can start a conversation.  Open your drink and start chatting.  If she's not interested at all, pass out the last drink that you have in your hand to another person in the room, then "realize" that you have to go get yourself a drink.  It's a great exit strategy if you've made an ass of yourself, non-threatening to the girl, and instead of a cheesy pickup line you have an excuse to start talking to her.
83938
you sound like a total jerk, and i pity the "many women" who want to go out with you. you are horrible and degrading to women, and you know nothing about respect.
181394
My favorite one but I have never used it!  "Since you lost your virginity can I play with the box it came in?"  Don't use is cuz its an instant slap from a girl
96504
I was at a gas station this morning and this guy drives up in this NICE car. Gets out and looks all around in the store for a gift for his g/f. He couldnt find much of anything, so he picks out this $1.99 little monkey (UGLYYY) that you press and it makes kissy sounds. He pays for it and says "I guess this will do." \n\nI was like.....Cheap!!!! This thing was really ugly. There was a whole box of them because no man in his right mind was going to hand the one he loves one. No one was buying them. \nThe cashier looked at me when he left and said "You have got to be kidding me."\n\nThe poor g/f!!!!\n\n\nI would agree Grazie, but this guy was a real jerk. He wasnt looking for something he thought she would like, or think was sweet....he's whole manner was "I'll get her whatever, and she will have to like it, cause I dont even care". Thats why even the cashier thought he was a joke.
706651
Do yourself a favor and don't use pickup lines...
214403
The 'worst' ?\nI am having lunch by myself, in a cafeteria, and this guy walks up to me and asks 'Hey are you Cynthia ?'\nI politely reply, 'No !'\nHe next asks : 'What's your name, then ?'\nI assure him, that it is no concern of his.\nHis parting shot : 'Well, do not feel sorry some day - that you missed having lunch with the future Pres of the US !'\nThe very worst, that one !\nThe best ? Well, that's reserved for another answer !
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
1053272
"well are you a parking ticket? cause youv got fine written all over you. "\n\nokaaaay.... wat a wonderful pick-up line...?!?!\n\n you so corny....lol
701587
A friend of mine said that she went on a date, and had to go to the ladies,  and when she came out of the toilet she realized she was getting some very strange looks, her date then said to her turn around and stood behind her, and up until this point she had no idea that the back of her dress was stuck in her knickers exposing her bottom to all and sundry....when she told me this i couldn't stop laughing, and told her she seriously needed to have a word with herself....not to mention her date never called her back.
844652
Best: "Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?....A girl has got to have her standards."\n\nWorst: "Yo Adriene"