Tell me a hillarious joke! I should roll over.......?
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A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object. \n"I do have three hearts," said the doctor. \n"The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It's $500,000." \n"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!" \n"Yes - but it's from a lawyer. It's never been used."
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I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I always laugh at it. Well, my rating is 2970913583563453921569345562598983407 (10/10 for short) I love blonde jokes, have anymore?
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rolling on the floor laughing out loud
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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This one is on the front page at eBaumsWorld.com: \nMike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
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LMFAO - hahahahahaha  rolling on the floor- OMG I think I may have dribbled a little.  LOL
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
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lollllllllllllll... way to go *LOCK.. mwahahahahaha... oh i almost fell of my chair....lolllllll...thx for the LAUGHS!!
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lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Hahaha!! Your'e a comedic genius!
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rolling on the floor laughing
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Rolling on the Floor Laughing
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Find a high roller and make an indecent proposal!
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LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!