Is Ashlee Simpson or Jessica Simpson dumber?
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Ashlee , and i will tell you why she lip synced on snl and then when the tape got stuck she ran off the stage like an idiot. Now don't you think that's dumb! i think that if that happened to jessica she sould have just stood there and sang anyways!
530063
Uh...Lindsay. Ashlee. Oh it's too hard to answer. They are both VERY annoying. Lindsay because she is a talentless, moronic, bimbo-like person. And she is always dyeing her hair into ugly tones(they are ugly on her). Also because she's always getting into some freaking argument with another celebrity. Have you noticed how she always plays the same type of character?\nAlso\nAshlee is annoying becausue she REALLY REALLY CAN'T SING but still is peddling out songs. She's also the fakest person i've ever seen. \n\nHere are two more annoying celebrities: Paris Hiltona and Hilary Duff.
10923
you must be flat out retarted if you would ever choose ashley simpson over jessica simpson in ANYTHING. that is all
1120007
EVA (You would literally have to set Jessica Simpson on fire to make her hotter than Eva Longoria.)
1114339
i think jessica is a fake looser after her nasty and selfish breakup w nick...when her music comes on i change the channel/station!!
245904
Jessica Simpson is a ditz.  She actually thought tuna was chicken and buffalo wings were made from real buffaloes.
112328
Chris is older. \n\nBut Meg is smarter.\n\nChris is so dumb.
1043331
They are both ditzy airheads who have almost no talent. Ashlee Simpson cannot sing and is really ugly, so she is almost as usless as Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan is trying to sing but really hasn't got a prayer. And yet, Lindsay Lohan does have a tiny little sliver of acting talent, so if I had to pick which one was most annoying, I would pick Ashlee.
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Eva Longoria...Jessica is a moron...
933661
I KNEW A BLONDE THAT WAS SO STUPID THAT: \n~ she called me to get my phone number.\n~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." \n~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.\n~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.\n~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." \n~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.\n~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.\n~ she tried to drown a fish.\n~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.!\n~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.  \n~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.\n~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.\n~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." \n~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!!  >>> \n~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept \n~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.' \n~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.\n~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.\n~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.\n~she studied for a blood test.\n~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.\n~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.\n~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.\n~she sold the car for gas money.\n~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted),   she went home and got 16 friends.\n~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.\n~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.\n~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.\n~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
913739
mariah carey or jessica simpson
901833
hmmmm jessica simpson
894099
Pretending to be dumb is a big money maker - that makes her pretty smart.  Not poor Jessica - rich Jessica.
1012060
Answerman's gotta point. Sure, we all know that even Jessica Simpson would make a better president, but he's not evil, he's just very, very stupid. To kill him would be to say that ignorance is a rightful reason to die.\n\n...but if it did happen, my first guess is a member of the Common Sense party(lol).
89661
Brittany is ok. Ashley Simpson is so washed up. Did you see what she did at McDonald's in Canada...even if she could sing, no one should listen to her after that drama queen stunt.
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OOooh good one.\n\nAshlee has a loud voice, large chin, love handles, and thinks she's sexy and can sing.\n\nOJ killed 2 people.\n\nI still say Ashlee.  But that's so I can get closer to Jessica.
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They're both skanks but, if I had to choose, Jessica Simpson