How do you say "Shut your stupid mouth" in German?
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Halt dein dummes Maul!
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Hallo!\nJa!\n\nhttp://www.deutsch-lernen.com/
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Try repeating this:\n\n"Hee-Hee: Ha-Ha: Ha-Ha: Hee-Hee: <SNORT> Ha-Hee: Hee-Ha\n***Deep Breath*** <Snort> Heeeeeeee-Heeeeeeee:Haaa-Haa\n...TiiipppiiiiTaaaayyyttttiiipppiiiiiitooooooo***Deep Breath***\n <Tears> <More Tears> Hee-Hee Haaaaaa-aaawwwaaaa. Sigh"
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I like this one: "Ich würde ihn nicht von der Bettkante schubsen."\n("I wouldn't kick him off the side of the bed," used to describe a guy you find attractive.  Use "sie" instead of "ihn" for a woman)\n\nDon't use online translators---they don't generate correct language.  I wish people on Yahoo! Answers would quit referencing them---if you don't know the language, just let someone else answer!
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Bad English! What do you want to say really!
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Sorry. I would ask a German.
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Tell him you'll shove hhis head so far up his ass they'll have to put "face enema" in the medical dictionary.\nHow about "Piss off or I'll whip your shit"\n"I'll stick my foot so far up your ass they'll have to cut it off and you can keep it as a souvenier."\n"Stop tainting my air with your cock-breath"\n"Come eat a bowl of my nuts, you shit eating fairy boy"\n"I'll take yer ass down to Auschwitz and fry you in butter."\n"Concentration camps? Why not concentrate on my fist in you face?"\nI've got a lot more but don't wanna be pinned for a hate crime.\nBah.
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lmao, laugh my a** off\nbrb, be right back\nafk, away from keyboard\nur, you are or your\nomw, on my way\nbrt, be right there\ninc, incoming\nplz, please\nwtf, what the f***
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Move to France and shut up.
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I am a native speaker!\n\n"Stirb, du Narr!"  (already given by a previous answerer) is the best translation in my opinion, if you want to preserve the exact meaning of the phrase\n\n"Dummkopf, stirb!", "Stirb, Dummkopf!" and "Stirb, du Dummkopf!" are all similar and could be used. But I think "Dummkopf" is not equally accurate as "Narr". A "Dumkopf" has to be "Dumm" [=stupid], whereas an intelligent man can sometimes be a fool [Narr].\n\nAll expressions with "Sie" are using the plural for politeness. One could think of such expressions, but to me they sound very odd.\n\nThe expressions involving "täuschen" are wrong and probably obtained by using an online translation service.
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In french, I would say "Bienvenue chez toi".\n\nIn russian, I would say "здравствуйте  дома"\n\nIn german, I would say "willkommen im Haus"\n\nAnd in Czech, I would say "vítej doma". :-)
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Does this site register offensive words in German or other languages?
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Nothing intelligent, I'm sure.  ;-)\n\nProbably "good bye", in German. Per Yahoo! Answers Community guidelines, we can't use foreign language in this forum, but see the first result here: http://dict.tu-chemnitz.de/dings.cgi?o=3003;service=en-de;style=;dlink=self;iservice=en-de;query=Goodbye
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Go with what tianshi417 said. You could also say "Dejame / Dejeme en paz." (Leave me alone)
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Still!\nAchtung!\nNächste/r!\nLinks!\nRechts!\nStop!\nLos!\nDanke!
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It is German and means "do you sreak german?"
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1: UN - "un(h)," nasal sound, but also as if you were grunting\n2: DEUX - "duh," but not so emphatically\n3: TROIS - "toi" \n4: QUATRE - "kat-re" but the second syllable "re" tends to be swallowed so you would hear something more like "katr"\n5: CINQ - "sank"\n6: SIX - "c's" but not so emphatically either, could also be "sees" but not emphatically\n7: SEPT - "set"\n8: HUIT - "weet" \n9: NEUF - "nough" like enough but with a nasal sound - your lips should push outwards along with your tongue when you pronounce this one\n10: DIX - "dees" but not a prolonged one, kind of like "dis" but not quite\n\nHope this helps.