How much wood should a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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Only the woodchuck knows, he may have no desire to chuck wood what so ever.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...\n\nMy head hurts...
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
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it would chuck, it would, as much as it could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Well if a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck..
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A wood chuck could chuck two to eleven pounds of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck its own weight.\n\nAccording to a Wall Street Journal article, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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a woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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0\nExplanation: if a wood chuck chuck the wood it cud by more then ever, but wood chuck can’t chuck wood, that the problem, he need to see odder wood chucker’s to study how chuck wood to come and chuck wood his on
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Hahaha I was wondering how when someone would ask this age old question.  I never know what the answer is.  I would say about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\nNote: this question has already been asked and answered.
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If solved, it is the answer to, "How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood".
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could because the woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The woodchuck isn't chucking wood at all. As the tongue-twister goes, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a hypothetical question, something akin to "how high could a pig fly if a pig could fly?"
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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How much steel would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel, A wood chuck would chuck as much steel as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel.
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the amount of wood chucked (w) would depend on how much time the woodchuck is given in min (t) and his rate of chucking (log/min).  \n\nw = t * log/min
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Those were Old Time woodchucks.\n\nThey have chainsaws now to do they're chucking.\n\nHow much wood could a woochainchuck chuck.....if a wodchainchuck could chainchuck wood.