Help me teach my annoying classmate a lesson!?
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Look her deep in the eyes, and sigh and say so very longingly, "I love you..."  Every time.  That ought to eventually freak her out.
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Take your cousin. Its not your fault if he/she is annoying. Your friends won't blame you for her problems.
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ignore him. typical stupid middle/high school drama. let the guys grow up a bit and things will start to make more sense.
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well get all of your other friends together, talk about it, see how they feel, if they're all for not talking to her again then you ALL go and say something to her.  If your friends still wanna talk to her, just ask why in the hell they still wanna be friends with such an annoying person.  Or just tell your friends "hey, im not talking to her anymore, but she will try and turn you guys against me, so don't let that happen"
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Tell him in a direct way that focuses on how his behavior makes you feel rather than judging him or condemning the behavior. For example, don't say something like, "God, I'm sick of your bragging! It totally annoys him!"\n\nInstead, give him some concrete examples of things he's said that annoy you. Tell him specifically why that behavior is annoying to you. If you can keep the focus on neutral facts and your own feelings rather than accusing him, you lessen the chance that he will get upset.\n\nDr. Barb Nefer, http://www.bnlifeskills.com
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NEWS FLASH: Not every teacher is going to smother you with sweetness. During my long stay overseas, I had more than my share of meanness from teachers who resented having "this American" come up in their class and be all "foreign". My daring to even ask or ,God  forbid, answer questions was enough to provoke accusations of "being a showoff" and all sorts of petty meannesses. I survived, but with a lifelong contempt for the kind of folks who wallow in pettiness and envy. You'd think an adult would have the sense to treat a child better,but that's life. \n\nIn fairness to the teacher,it was not "harsh" of her to want to be able to place your abilities by expecting you to write a placement test. Instructing you to return to your seat is not an insult by any means - how about being the only pupil  in a class of 25 who was made to stand on a desk if you happened to get an answer wrong? how about having someone mimic your accent every time you spoke up in class,even when they were the one who called upon you to speak in the first instance?\n\nSome people have "issues". You might want to have the calmer one (!) of your parents speak with the Principal of the school about having you change Math instructors since the present one apparently is triggered by something about you. And whether or not you do succeed in changing instructors, by all means be scrupulously polite and respectful to this woman.  She may not deserve it in your opinion, but you will simply have to deal with this with some maturity. Her actions can only be highlighted by anyone with a speck of powers of observation when they contrast your ladylike behavior with her surliness.\n\nYou are supposed to ask questions,because that is what you do in a school. If "she doesn't have time" for your questions,the Principal should be - very politely - appraised of this  unacceptable situation.\n\nAbove all,don't be a wimp! Fainting because someone spoke to you in a tone you didn't like? Then I've got to say , it's great job you weren't in my shoes, you'd have ended up in a blooming coma. You can stand up for yourself politely. But if you worry that openly complaining will only provoke worse you may simply revel in the fact that you are superior to this sort of behavior, as long as you maintain a calm demeanor. She may be a rude jerk,but don't let her provoke you into copying her example.\n\nOne powerful tool at your disposal in such a tense environment is to be the most angelic person in town with all your other instructors.When she comes up with any negative tales in the teacher's lounge about you(and this person will have some very lively opinions to air about you there, trust me),it may very well be the only saving grace for you if other teachers simply don't have any reason to take her word for it in your case. And one other helpful thing that did the trick for me in junior high was to seek the counsel and arbitration of another teacher who was well disposed towards me. It gave me the responsibility of making sure that that I didn't let the intervening staff member down by letting the antagonist under my skin and finally lashing back at her, and it made the antagoniser aware that her peers were alert to her treatment of me. So getting an ally on staff may be just the thing for you.\n\nIn parting ,keep to the high road at all times and be the best at what you do. Always make sure that no one has cause to put you down.\nKEEP IT REAL, AND DON'T BE A SOFTIE :-) .\nTOUGHEN UP AND WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!
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You know what?\n\nYou're lazy.\n\nYou got in trouble and now you want us to help you write the lesson that you obviously haven't learned yet.\n\nDo your own homework.  Maybe you'll learn something.\n\n(later)Sending me harassing emails isn't going to help you grow and learn from YOUR mistakes in school.  \n\nGrow up and learn something.  i wasn't going to report you for anything.  That is, until you sent me a personal response (and a really UGLY one at that!).\n\nI still won't report you...yet.  What we're trying to say here is that you're not asking for help to understand.  Your asking us to write your paper for you.  At least that's the way it's coming across to the general Yahoo Answers community.\n\nIf you really want to learn something from your school experience, why don't you try putting yourself in the place of the person you harassed.  Be them for a min and listen to exactly what you said and what you did to that person.  Role Reversal.\n\nIf you learn nothing from Role Reversal, then you really need to get some counseling or talk to your parents about what happened and what lead up to you harassing the other person.
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how about play music thats so bad that people will pay to have it turned off, like Hansons "MMMBop"...or something like that! just blast it somewhere a lot of students frequent and make a huge sign that says \n\nCan't take it anymore??\nWant to "Stop the Bop"?\nDonate here and we will glady give you your sanity back =)\n\n-Calli
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Follow her around and repeat every word she says for 10 to 12 hours.\nTrust me, she will be really annoyed.
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try being nice to them , have a social hour with them so they can have some fun memories with you and they will quit bein obnoxious
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I got the same thing. Im sitting next to this boy thats a faget. He talks to himself, hits like a maniac and is a big B****. The teacher probably does that so we cant talk. You can always sit next to a person you dont want because maybe your teacher hates you. I hate my teacher and he hates me.
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Get a student to bash it to pieces for you!\nThey'd probably even pay you for the privilege.
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Not all Meagan's are annoying. I have known a few that were pretty kool. Would be nice if a name could warn us off. However, you are going to have to quit being so nice. Lay everything on the line. Tell them both how you feel. If that don't work, totally ignore them both. If they talk to you, look the other way, or start up another conversation with some one else. Asked to be moved to the other side of the room in the 5 classes you share with the one. Good luck. Hope I helped.
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Introduce her to someone else she could be friends with, who has more in common with her. Maybe encourage her to join some after school activities or whatever. Then slowly phase her out, like ugg boots or 3/4 pants.
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tell her to work harder on minding her own business!
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In front of a large crowd, tell him in a loud tone, GO AWAY, I don't want to have ANYTHING to do with you.\n\nIf he doesn't get the hint after that, tell your teachers. At that point, it is harassment. They can get involved after that.\n\n\nOH and of course this is all necessary if you haven't tried to calmly and maturly tell him you don't want to talk to him anymore. Tell him why. Be nice about it. Only be pissy if he DOESN'T get the blunt conversation. Otherwise, if you haven't directly told him, it is YOUR fault he is still talking to you. Some guys are dense and don't get hints. Respect him enough to talk to him before you humiliate him.
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That is very rude and surely causes the kid alot of pain. The teacher should be dealt with by her superiors. She should know better. You might try becomming this kid's friend. He could probably use one that's understanding and kind. If someone starts taking his side that person may get some flack but the best part is knowing you're doing the right thing for the right reason. Good luck.