what did the teapot say to the computer!?
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RAM me and i'll add the cream
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the information was lost because there were no safeguards on the computers. how can people be allowed to take laptops with secure information out of the building?? what to do? have bill gates write a computer program to track the data. at least he knows what he is doing
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Your laptop loves you, my friend.  It's little electronic heart beeps for you every time you come near.  Please don't turn it away heartlessly.  Even computers need love!
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It worked!! I've spent almost all afternoon/evening trying to get this irritating thing off my laptop! But there still is one tray icon with the tooltip "Virus Alert". And a small popup that says Your Computer is Infected! Critical System. Did any of you face the same problem?
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My laptop came with a manual and I read it...Check here...{:-{}.
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Computer.  It is interactive.
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I wonder why too!\nI thought that the problem was in my computer!
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Could be alot of things. Does the computer POST, what are the beep codes, do you get a splash screen for windows? Need to include more info.
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This is actually a genuine call my friend once recieved!! \n\nI.T Helpdesk - How can we help?\nCaller - My Computer is not working\nI.T Helpdesk - Have you tryed turning it on and off?\nCaller - Yes and nothing happens\nI.T Helpdesk - Have you checked all the wires are plugged in correctly?\nCaller - I can't see cause its dark\nI.T Helpdesk - Have you tryed turning the light on so you can see?\nCaller - Light wont turn on. We have had a power cut.
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I have a better idea.  Put the bloody thing back in the box it came in and take it back to the store you purchased it from because you are too stupid to own a computer!
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I'm sorry but did you see this in My_Computer properties?\n\n\n\n--- ► λ ◄ \n\nN.B. I'm still a learner.
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WHY God? WHY??? \n\nWHY do I always feel like I'm DEALING WITH HP or DELL CUSTOMER SUPPORT REPS when I read INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUFF like THIS???\n\nDO YOU SPEAK *ENGLISH*??? If NOT, then WHY are you TRYING to WRITE in ENGLISH???
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are you able to read what the message is?\n\nclick on yes, probably your computer is asking whether or not if you want to run the application on your computer. \n\nif not then try re-installing java and then try again. \n\nhope that helps.
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Your statements were looks incorrect. You didn't said what you wanted to find for example, you said " if(found) {" found what? so you must have something above to this statement so that the computer can understand it clearly. Maybe you can put var = ""; or somethings else
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Oh, dear.  Someone's been insulted.  It's F***, of course.\n|= is F\n&#92;_/ is U\n( is C\nand |< is K\n\nThis could be leet (excuse be, 1337), where a techy person uses symbols and numbers that look like a normal English word.\nOr else someone's just trying to be funny.
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http://www.computerhope.com/jargon.htm
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Short Story:\n\nAt work, we are all given cheap $4 mice and keyboards.  As a programmer, and someone who sits infront of the computer all day long, I am used to better equipment.  I asked for a new mouse and keyboard, and was turned down.  I asked again later, and was turned down again.\n\nThe same day I was turned down my second time, I went to my bosses assistant, instead of my boss, and told her I wanted a new mouse.  I showed her which one.  I now have a $60 Intellimouse Explorer with leather detailing.\n\nAs for the keyboard, I had to buy that myself, but I did, and tossed the old keyboard in a storage cabinet.\n\nPoint of the story:\n\nIf you keep getting rejected, turn to other sources, even if it's just yourself.