What is the most embarressing thing that has ever happened to you?
109897
I was a little girl in the 2nd grade and we were all outside for P.E. class. We were playing a game where you had to run into the middle of two rows of teams and grab the ball with everyone watching. I was wearing a dress that day and when I ran to the middle of the rows to get the ball, I bent over to pick it up and my panties (which the elastic was shot in) dropped right down to my feet and everyone saw my butt. LOL! It's funny now but it was real embarrassing then.
567178
That is terrible...Is this happening to you???
1085251
My most embarrassing moment happened one morning when i realised i had forgot to put the bin at the side of the road to be emptied the night before, so i ran out in my night dress thinking if i was quick no one would see me. But i was in to much of a hurry and i slipped and fell and the bin landed on top of me. Just at that the bin lorry turned the corner. I am even red faced telling you about this.
869871
LOL\n\nwell, when i was at school this guy picks me up and tries 2 through me down d stairs and he was just playin around so i start screamin no and d security guard runs towards d stairs opens his arms and says " put d young lady down" and then u see his legs shakin so much and then i got introuble cuz i got late 2 class but it was so funny d way d screamed it looked like a old lady and he was a old man.\nlol
455161
sad, but i do\n\nThe grossest thing that it has ever happened to me was about 13 years ago I was an airport and i needed a quarter to make a telephone call at the payphone I picked my nose and had nowhere else to place the Booger, someone approached me and i asked them for a quarter at the same moment and as I was exchanging to get the quarter I gave them the Booger on accident!\n\nGross, but true!
637547
Yes. This happened to me when I turned 18. I was out on my own for the first time. Very scary and stressful time.
455726
Mine was when I saw you wiping with your bare hands....man truly humiliating
512434
Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
1050444
I've had lots of funny things happen. Most recent was when I decided to lick my friends face instead of kiss it.... He had just put aftershave on and I didn't know and I was nearly sick and tasted it all day even after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash 3 times!!!
1069273
The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud.  I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing.  It was a squealing one.
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
821518
My worst screwup was when I was a catering waitress for a wedding, "Family style" (bowls of food placed on the table and people help themselves).  I spilled green bean juice from the bowl onto a woman's dress.  She was so p'ed off!  But her husband laughed hysterically and handed me a $10 bill!  Oh my...
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
138799
whell i once waz at a friends and i s**t in my pants.\ni waz so embarresed
205265
I got caught going #2 on a riverbank by people passing by in a boat.  I was shielded on three sides with only the water in front of me being "open".  The boat went by, the driver saw me and pointed, and I saw all four of them doubled over in laughter.  I had to "cut" it in half and try to scurry up the hill while trying to pull up my pants!  True story!
1153031
My younger sister and I had gone to buy some fried fish at this little chinese restaurant we knew. She was getting out of the car and had tripped over one of those cement barriers in front ot the car. I started laughing and turned suddenly and I ended up slamming my forehead into the bottom of an air conditioning window unit.
705719
i was at a concert and threw up on 10-12 people... \nvery embarrassing. the police escorted me out...\ni got so many looks.