How do you stop a charging elephant?
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Take away its credit card
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get people to stop feeding it and it will move on.
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the elephant can jump
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Easy, just ban the English or lock them up in some zoo. Don't think the other animals will be best pleased, though!
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Stay off it! Keep ice on it for a few minutes at a time. And maybe keep it elevated.
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try to keep them as far away from each other as possible
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drink 3 mouthful of water. that should stop it!
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the mighty elephant has a special foot design. it walks on its tip toes .the elephants foot is designed to step first with his toes then the pad of the foot covers the area that it is stepping on and then take his step this muffles the sound of breaking stick under foot making the elephant very quit as it walk Thur the jungle
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It's probably a nerve going hay-wire on you.  Try putting a little ice on it and it should slow it down/stop it.
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1.  Open the door.  Put the elephant in the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n2.  Open the door.  Take the elephant out of the fridge.  Put the giraffe into the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n3.  The giraffe is not there, because he's in the fridge.\n\n4.  You go during the animal-kingdom meeting, because all the animals except the giraffe will be at the meeting and it will be safe to cross the river.
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How can you stop them? They are of age, Right?
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kick in the door, use a bat. haha \n\nOK really, call the sheriff, its the only way you will really be able to it and cover your ass.  If they cant do it they will be able to tell you how.
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you can't stop them. use a public phone
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you could try blocking or ignoring the contact
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What about an elephant?
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download a free utility called killbox.  That should do the trick.
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You are unlikely to find a support group, as the persons with your problem are very rare. The best solution is probably not to talk about the elephant in the living room,\nand not to spend much time in the living room with the elephant. Should you decide to pick up the torch of anti-monarchy, your best avenue is to write a very detailed and cogent argument and submit it to the press.