How fast will I be kicked out of here if I ask about mohamed and his stable of virgins?
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just don't publish any cartoons about it.
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have reported every post he has put up to yahoo, I have also asked them to ban his IP address from this website, and I also think he should be reported to his ISP and the authorities involved, he's a menace and should be locked away!\ngood luck with your quest!  I for one want him out of here, he's a very sick man!!!
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heheheheehe! I can take a joke. your questions are very good Lo! I sincerely do not know what to tell you! infidel is such a strong word you know.....
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please show yourself some respect. really, what's the purpose of tempting a bunch of unstable guys to rape you? It's not worth it. I bet that you are a lot smarter than that and if you don't think so, then you just haven't been searching for a career that you really have a passion about. We all age, a strip club is not like a place where you can have a life-long career, they won't want you for more than 10 years. So don't rest your career on your body, because unlike your mind, it won't look any sharper 30 years from now.
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ASSLAMUALIKUM:my brother i had had the same proplem.everyday i decide to pray and be polite with my parents and donot make such a bad manners but in the following day i stop praying and start again my bad manner.once upon a day i heard my friend saying about asking of allah anything.i asked allah to help me to pray 5 times a day,be polite,read the holly quran and to obey his orders.allah helped me to make my wants because allah know that i have faith in my heart.if u really love allah and if u want to entert he paradise and if u want to avoid the hellfire you have to pray,read the quran and obey allah`s orders.i think that u haves faith in your heart and u can use these faith to be the ideal muslim man. i donot know your age but i know that u are a muslim and you have to be worthy with this word and wit hallah`s gift to u(the gift is that allah made you muslim).finally allah illumenated your sigth when he made u muslim so do not allow to the satan(devil) to dark your sigth by making u leave the pray and make such a bad manners.SO DO NOT ALLOW TO THE SATAN TO MAKE U ENTER THE HILLFIRE.MAY ALLAH BLESS U
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If for some reason your portaining to that mr mojo usa guy just do yourself a favor and don't worry about him. He just dosen't want to admit to the truth.He has no better things to do in his life then hate Muslims. If you see his other questions he is one of the most anti-Islamic guys I have ever seen. I've gotten to the point were instead of letting him bother me so much him I just pray he won't die from some mental diesease.
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I couldnt agree with you more! Thank you. is there any way to get this guy out of this site?
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Welcome to the asylum.\n\nHere is a totally adequate place.  You just have to learn how to post things as a question, and by the looks of it, you've got that down to a tee, so, fire away.
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maghrib, a little less than 3 hours ago. will do isha and witr now inshallah.
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visit http://askmuslims.com to get some help.  If you need any help, e-mail them and they will inshallah (God willing) reply you ASAP.
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Please do not go giving any of your personal details on here. It is dangerous and there are a lot of nasty people out there waiting for peeps like you. Don't wanna scare yer, just want to make you aware ok?
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I know you're here to stay, but how did you get around the Yahoo Nazi patrol?  Please tell us!\n\nPS: Will you marry me?
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the same reason people want to move into a new house no one else has lived in. It is special. Magical. Specially since finding a virgin here in America above the age of 14 that is not Muslim, Mormon, Jehovah Witness or something like that is about as rear as being struck by a comet while you are wearing a gorilla suit doing your taxes on a unicycle. If I had the choice of a virgin or some one who has been rode about as many times as a jockey has in his career, give me the virgin. I know she is not so impetuous and lack of control that she let every man and his brother root through her.
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You're on the right path. Hold on to your virginity and be honest about this. Most of them are jerks, but this will weed them out and you'll eventually be likely to come across a decent man.
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John, I am "reverted" Muslim. I was Christian for 20 years. I have now been Muslim for almost 5 years. If you are positive that you are ready to become a Muslim than go to your nearest mosque and ask to take the Shehada. You go in front of usually the imam (Muslim priest in a sense)and a witness, and declare "Ashedo illeh illeha il-Allah, wa ashedo anna Mohamed rasul Allah" -"I confess that there is no God beside God, and I confess that Mohamed is the messenger of God" If you are not sure yet, then I would suggest that you get more information about Islam through a local mosque. Yes, it is true that your religion is your own, and it is in your heart, but professing your faith in front of other Muslims a a protection for you, so that if your faith begins to falter, your brothers and sisters can help you back up. Feel free to e-mail me with questions about Islam, or support at pikeypoodl@yahoo.com
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No, but dirty talk on Yahoo answers might get you thrown out. What are you people thinking? There are KIDS on here!
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Has anybody bothered to report this guy yet? I haven't. I just keep taking his bait. What a glutton for punishment I am.\n\nI hear a Muslim yell it five times a day every day. Usually I stop and listen because it's beautiful. It's very romantic - like church bells in the distance.\n\nNot how you'd react, of course. You wouldn't know beauty (and tolerance) if it bit you on the a*se.