Who would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or on a ride with a drunken Teddy Kennedy?
103570
Cheney, at least I would have medical attention if something would happen.\n\nActually, if the lawyer would have announced himself it would have never happened, but like he said today accidents happen
770272
I would be pretty upset - I don't want Dick Cheney as president
153496
I'd say Dick Cheney... he's only one cardiac infarction away from hell
485872
No.\n\nIf Dick Cheney met with the three major oil companies, it would have been in the form of a hunting trip with the CEOs.  One of them would have been shot.  We would have heard about it in the news.\n\nDick Cheney is the Elmer Fudd of the Republican Party.
667173
lol, i think i might avenge the guy he shot. \n"Hey look a moose." (Pow) \n"My bad Dick." *goes over Cheney's body*\n"You bleeding? Yeah, you're bleeding..." \n\n=]
203564
I would like Ted to drive Dick to the hunting grounds
917512
I wouldn't.\n\nA few reasons:\n- when I was a registered independent, I actually liked him; but, then I came to realize he was a smooth talker that just knows how to play the system. I realized this after taking an online survey that matched my stance on issues with politician's stance on issues. I was shocked when it had me less matched with McCain than even Bush. I clicked on the details part where you can see where they stand... bottom line is that McCain is farther to the right than even Bush and he is such a smooth talker, that you don't realize it.\n- His wife is addicted to pain killers. Now don't get me wrong. I am not crashing on ppl that suffer from addictions. I am just not comfortable with a man that didn't realize his wife was a drug addict until 1996.\n- His age and the fact that he has already had cancer. I would have to definitely like his vp.
977839
And president of the U.S.  Wouldnt that be a trip.  "playboy bunny becomes president"
1121168
seeing's how they are BOTH from Mass-of-two-sh**ts, it COULD be a tie.  Both "men" are from wealthy families and have NEVER worked a friggin' day in their sorry lives.  Teddy, WHEN he shows up for "work", is usually 3 sheets to the wind.  Just listen to an audio when he was on the house and no one was there, he kept saying "Hello?  Hello?  Teddy's inbred clan made their fortune dishonestly by being bootleggers.  They all get away with murder and we all KNOW they get away with murder. Soo, maybe NOT Teddy. AND he is NOT allowed on Nantucket anymore because of unpaid bills, yup he REALLY cares about "the people" Lets look at Live Shot Kerry....\n\nMmmm, marries money.  When a richer, crazier woman comes along, he dumps the frump and marries the nut.  He owns multi-million mansions through out the country, plays on Nantucket Island when he SHOULD be WORKING, he has one of the poorest attendance records for a Senator, his absent for his "party" when critical votes on things like GAY MARRIAGE come up.  Just so he won't look like a hypocrit that can't make up his mind " I was FOR it before I was AGAINST it" ( and they think GW sounds dumb!) He had a fire hydrant removed from his street in Boston so TERAZAAHHH could park her Mercedes or SUV, which ever she felt like driving that day....and DON'T get me STARTED on the Purple Heart story. Speaking of which, why di dhe NEVER allow his service record made public??? .So, actually it CAN'T be Live Shot..\n\nMust BE GORE!  We ALL know he CARES about ALL of us,  he wants to put us ALL in tiny little batery operated cars! They will be awesome vehicles here in Maine in the winter! Hoo boy, I can't wait!  So it would have to be Algore!
180540
I used to like hunting until Dick Cheney shot me.
286549
Who the heck is "Bill" Cheney??\n\nIf you mean "Dick", he will not and should not run.
1065162
I agree with the others that said money.\nand remember the old er new adage\n"I would rather be looking down the barrel of Dick Cheney's shotgun than riding shotgun with Ted Kennedy"
254033
go, get them both drunk and have a threesome
114014
Why, are you thinking of going hunting with Cheney?
818726
It will be President Cheney or President Gingrich!
684674
because of his last name... if  the kennedys could get away with murder  ... is there any chance of getting one of them for drunk driving
203720
I'm sure he was sober, just real old. Besides, people get shot birdhunting all the time.. its nothing new, it just becomes a big deal when the vice-president shoots someone. Maybe we shouldn't let vice-presidents hunt birds.