Have you ever bopped a burgalar on the head with a frying pan?
102011
No, I think that only happens in the movies!
882474
I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
724132
No, but I have played bball with a grapefruit once in the grocery store  :p  It was fun!
424897
Yeah I have, but it was quite soft. It wasn't by myself, it was with a guy licking and sucking on them. I've never been able to do it myself.
736910
Fry bacon while naked.
860646
My husband deep fries a turkey every year and it has turned into a favorite around my house. I still bake one but the deep fried bird is the first to go. he injects it with some Cajun seasoning and drops it into the fryer and the whole neighborhood knows he at it again.
413468
Bacon works well. As does a "full English fry up." You've not lived until you've had one of those. Bacon, sausages, beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, hashed browns and fried eggs all served up with a Cockney smile. i.e cigarette and tea stained.
666134
so one nice sunny day in may i decided to eat a cucumber so i put it on a nice beautiful plate and i peeled off the outside portion of the cucumber and then i realized that it is in the shape of a cylinder so i took a knife and i cut a big hole in it and then i strung some stringy things from my teeth that got there when i was eating a mango and then i put them on some things and then i went tring tring and voila it was a ukelele.\n\numm its a big of a run-on sentence. i think it's pretty good.
483707
Yes. I do. I saw my friend do it one time. Dumped water on her ex's head when we were at a resturant.\n\nI'm not too good at it at all, but, I can move water in bottles/glasses! Whee!\n\n- 16 yo Pagan
1052247
Yes I have.........lol\nMy daughter wanted one for xmas\n☺
787324
OK i was in 5th grade grade and i just had this special kind of braces put on my teeth. for the first week i could only eat liquid stuff. so i when to school and my mom made me some soupy pudding. and i sat down to eat but couldn't get the top off the container. so i pulled one more time and the pudding went all over my pants. everyone was laughing. i had to go to the office and call my mom *sigh* that is one of the worst. but think back now it was funny.
1135763
haved you tried it??????
912642
my best mate walked out of the registry office to the sound of an instrumental version of "there may be trouble a-head".\n\nWorked great because various people got the joke at differnet times.
152115
thats funny. my friends were just talking about that the other day. cut off its feet. cut off head, and peel back from head. sounds kinda grousome, but gets the job done
1026572
Not personally, but I saw Rodney step into a huge, slimy cow pie.  He then proceeded to slip and fall.  He was fortunate that he had on rubber boots and cover-alls, but it was absolutely hilarius!
51808
W did one this year.  It was fantastic.  NOT greasy at all !  Let me see? 4 - 8 hrs of baking, or 45 mins in the fryer?\n\nUpdate - Frying a turkey does NOT make it dry.  In fact, the one we fried this past Thanksgiving was one of the most moist I have ever had.  \n\nAs far as smelling hot oil goes, do you mean the bird or the house?  Either way I can answer.  \n\nThe bird did NOT smell like hot oil at all, in fact it smelled wonderful !  As far as the house goes, it COULD NOT smell of hot oil, as they fryer is used outdoors.\n\nUpdate again!  Just thawed out the leftovers, made homemade turkey soup....Was the best I have EVER made.
508152
i haven't but came close. back when i was in second grade i was in a store and was in the sports area, when i saw a 20 pound free weight laying on the ground. then i tried to put it back on the shelf but it slipped out of my hands and i dropped on my left big tow. yes it hurt a lot but amazingly it wasn't broken but smashed and very badly bruised. as a result i had to get a splint for my foot and eventually the tow nail fell off.