HELP! I need advertisement claims about paper towel absorbency claims.....plz read on! any ideas?
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bounty the quicker picker upper.
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You are a srryass.  You try to pull this and ask questions about how to clean your liquid crystal display??  There are people out there who really need assistance, you know.  You should be ashamed.
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Perhaps it would be easier if we knew where you were located and what your status is in the supply chain. Are you a contractor? Are you sourcing these towels from one market and wanting to sell them in another? Are they like something you may find in a gift shop?
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From one billionare to another, I take it on good authority from my caddy chauffeur that a steady diet of hard work and terrible living conditions can make some of the lower classes smell. I told my housekeeper the other day that if I gave her a hovel instead of the usual cardboard box would she take a shower (it doesn't rain often enough for her to take a shower as it is).  So I understand your problem, but if you pretend they don't exist except to throw their daily allotment of pennies at them it will all be fine...asshole
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They're right. Theyre not going to dry, atleast not completely anyway. If they're clear labels, a simple solution would be to place a blank un-used label directly over the used ones.
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Windex works, so does rubbing alcohol. Use paper towel.
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if you have some time before it's due, i would write, email, or call a detergent company. offer to use their detergent and a competitor's. you could end up getting some free goodies for this
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Handicraft sales? Are you kidding? Is there any money in that?\nChange your thesis to one that you can find information and do literature review on! Forget crafts. You must know someone in crafts or do them yourself. Market crafts to Sears or Target? Forget it! Change that thesis! Good luck\n-Howie M.Ed.
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Thanks alot--I think I wet myself. :-0
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Hmm...I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with wiping backwards.\nA gross question, but still interesting.
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Hrm...you just gave me a great idea.\n\nI wonder how many scatophiles out there would pay on e-bay for MY poopie panties!\n\nOn second thought, here's an interesting news tidbit:\n\nWednesday, July 10 2002, 14:09\n\nANDERSON, South Carolina - Mail workers in South Carolina discovered a "special" package which lead investigators to an internet business of selling soiled panties.\n\nChristine Vetter pleaded guilty yesterday to federal charges of selling her dirty underwear over the internet to make extra money. South Carolina U.S. Attorney Strom Thumond Jr. released a statement saying Vetter ran an internet business selling the items.\n\nVetter made approximately US $9,000 from November 2000 to March 2002 selling and mailing soiled underwear and other used feminine hygiene and used sex-related goods on the web site while studying at Clemson University.\n\nShe faces a $250,000 fine or 5 years in jail on charges of "mailing indecent and filthy substances."\n\nUS Postal agents decided to investigate further when they found a letter addressed to Vetter which stated that it contained child pornography. Upon opening the letter, no child pornography material was found. According to the contents of the letter, it appears to be a customer of the web site who was not satisfied with what he received from her.\n\nThe web site is not up anymore. (Zone81.com)\n-----\n\nAlso, as a separate issue, if YOU'RE the one who's planning to mail the poop to your prospective clients' enemies, then you're also guilty of another federal offense for harrassing somebody through the mail.
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There's different theories.  Wipe it off with a towel.  Wash it off with water.  Do nothing it'll take care of itself.  All valid in there own way.
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Just saw a news program that disagreed with the claims made by mattress companies.  Try out several mattresses for yourself and decide.  An advertiser's job is to get you to buy a particular product, not necessarily because it's good for you.
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LOL that made me actually laugh! That's really gross. Hmm. If you have no napkins, paper towels, or any other type of dishrag or washcloth, I would try to at least find some water to rinse my hands. If I were all by myself and perhaps eating french fries in the car, and the McDonalds people forgot to give me napkins, I'd either lick them, wipe them on the bag, or just eat my cheeseburger (the bun will absorb the grease). But I'd never lick my fingers if anyone was looking!!!   :o)
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I was intrigued by your question and wanted to further investigate this web site.  My first impression of the website was that it looked like it had been put together by a team of Jr. high web class students.  The web site looked extemely un-proffesional and looked like it had been put together with out much thought.  First red flag, Any company with enough money to pay employees hundreds to thousands of dollars for a few hours of work, could deffinatly hire a proffesional web desinger to create a decent home page.  Did you notice a lack of out side links The only link i found that took you any where was one that took you to "consumer reporter.org.  I must admit by this time i thought well if they have a major consumer reporting company endorsing their company maybe they are the real deal.  I guess i wasn't too surprised to find that "consumerreporter.org" was obviously a site made by these guys to make their company look good.  The same crapy designs, the same poor acting testimonials, cheesy lines, poor images (the icons they have aren't even links, shouldn't those take you somewhere?  or maybe they just didn't want their page to look plain), I also thought that it was interesting that the only product this supposed company has ever done a consumer report on is Itidata.  you couldn't see any other reports on their page!!!  Sounds like a scam to me.  Interested in some of the icons i found on their web site (the ones that dont take you any where i decided to investigate and find out what those sites where, I was surprized to find out that they were real legit sites.  I did a search to see what they said about this web site and almost fell off my seat laughing when i saw what they themselves had led me to.  Here is a letter from a lady who was unsatisfied with this company, you can find this letter on your own by going to www.complaints.com and typing in ITIdata in the search field, well here it is:\n\nMarch 2, 2006 \n\nHello,\nMy name is Mira and I would sincerely appreciate it if you could help me out. Please take the time to read this and find an honest solution. I purchased the itidata training manual after visiting the site consumerreporter.org and the www.itidata.org site. After downloading the manual and reading it very carefully, I realize that the information promised does not appear to be anywhere. The instructions for settting up a clickbank account are there and the link to the clickbank website is there but, no links to the the names of the companies listed on the itidata website. After attempting to follow the directions and sign up with these sites I realize that they ask for a website on which you can place their ads by cutting and pasting their links or they ask you to sign up with other sites by purchaing advertising tools and space. I would like to point out that the manual strictly says you dont need your own website for this and it also says you don't have to be an expert at using the internet and it also says that no extra costs would be incurred. But going to these sites I see just that. I searched for a member area on the site and called their 713-866-6212 number but found no help as promised to their members...they say to call from 9-5 central time and I called 5-6 times between those hours but got \nonly a recording. There is no response to my email which they say they would reply to in 24 hours.\nI don't know what to do anymore. I have studied the manual 5-6 times but this is all that it says.\nI can only pray that I have not been scammed. The truth is I am a part time student with a minimum salary and new to the country. I don't have money to throw away especially this kind. I need to become financially independent and am not looking to earn obscene amounts of cash. But I would love to have \na legit and regular way of doing this. I would like to get started ASAP on this and I request you to help me. I have full faith that as a consumer protection org y
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Oh my gosh! Too funny! I think you left them under that pile of papers that I cannot find. If i find them I will let you know. \n\nBy the way. I have had the paper shredder going today. We could be in lots of trouble here.
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Great tip.  Also use the air dryer (if available) to save paper towels.