Is it more then a joke that a person can actally soil aka poop them self if their scarced so badly?
103667
The "fight or flight" response is controlled by the sympathetic division of the nervous system (the other division, the parasympathetic, controls digestion and other peaceful activities).  When the sympathetic divison responds, the bladder relaxes (causing the person to urinate) and the person may also defecate (soil themselves).\nThe reason for this reaction is that the body is preparing itself for fighting or fleeing--it is easier to do both after voiding one's bladder and bowels.\nIn short, if a person is scared enough and his or her sympathetic nervous reaction kicks into gear, he or she can quite possibly soil themself.
1163236
Yes.  Not only is this true, it is also possible to vomit and defecate at the same time!!  That is not a pleasant thing to do, so don't try it.
613884
Jeeze.. You'd probably do the same thing, unless you were planning to wipe it on your hand. Even grosser! Give the poor guy a tissue.
987752
This is really mean, but I doubt it is for real anyway. You're a goober, but you make me laugh because you are. You have a SICK imagination.  If it is for real - Tell her that which doesn't kill her will make her stronger.  Let her borrow your son's prank book - she can trip her friends who call her the poop queen.  She should trip you too!
1103860
Some people have an ability, which I lack to, store upteem jokes in their repertoire, I envy that.\nOthers have the ability to make others feel better.\nI prefer the latter.....
230209
No, I don't think so. They excrete their urine with their feces during defecating. That's what I think.
793593
Cute pun, but I shudder to imagine that....person inflicting himself on  another religious community.\n\n'Course, if he tried the same stunts around us, we'd laugh him out of the room.  Maybe the country.
640037
Because at the time you do it, you're "taking" it to the toilet.\n\nHave you been commiserating over the fact that Beavis and Butthead are no longer on...using this line in their imitation of Andy Rooney, "Why is it that people say, 'taking a dump' instead of 'leaving it'??"
24597
I don't think it is a joke at all.  Hamlet himself wonders if he lacks strength: "It cannot be but I am pigeon livered and lack the gall to make opression bitter".  I agree, however, that the answer is ultimately "no".  Hamlet sees the world as it is, and understands that real questions don't have easy answers.  It is interesting that his downfall is the one time he acts without thinking, and kills Polonius in the process.
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Not only do I look at the poop in the bowl, I open up my tissue and look at the snot after blowing.  Yes, I have called people in.  I took a dump in college that looked like Richard Nixon.  Had to call the guys in to see and confirm that my excrement looked like our thirty-seventh president.\nIs that a bad thing?
578225
Many are rude because they are teenagers or extremely immature and they think they are sooooooooooo funny by doing it.  Some just put down anything to get points.  I think there are many who have very low self esteem and feel better about themselves by putting someone else down...it is a common thing for such people to do.  Sad, but true.
1140250
It is dirt.... the formation, in the house.... types of soil: dirt and mud.... just kidding I just wanted to make you laugh
724562
I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL YOU STARTED MAKING JOKES ABOUT SOMEONE THAT HAS NO CONTROL OF THE SITUATION THEIR IN. THANK GOD FOR THEIR COURAGE TO TRY AND LEAD NORMAL LIVES AND IN THE SAME PRAYER, PRAY IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU SHOULD BE SHAME OF YOURSELF.
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I personally know I could sell a roomful of strangers a dumpster load of zip-lock baggies full of bowel-movement in under ten minutes.  It is, by far, my strongest and most naturally inherent trait.  But any job offers that could been able to be mutually benefitted by, and derived, through this gift, were ruined by selfish influences and forces of ill-placed motive that had not a thing to do with my powers of influence through oration.  Now my influences in words will convey only, go away. (notice the use of the ill-placed and poor mannered analogy regarding bowel-movement)  BUT, that's life, and not my issues to deal with, nor my dumpster.  And now, I am right where I am supposed to be.\n\nAlso, I think Adolph Hitler was a very influential speaker, and I will also assume, with great conviction in probability, was Grigory Rasputin
262467
others can make fun of if u allow them to do .don't pay attention to others.it is u r life and why should u bother about others when they are not in position to appreciate u r feelings.so have fun and enjoy u r life .
393188
yes it can be done as long as the person doing does not have the gag reflex like their going to puke.
897309
just a slob like one of us?