Boothster’s Rock Question of the Day?
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ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER
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WTF is the Question? What song?
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none i hate the beatles
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That is good of you to share this information with us.  I Really had to try hard to find all six it was only when you continued with the bit about the word 'of' that I found another two but still missed the last one.  However I am old, so that may have something to do with it.\n\nIt kept me amused for a while so 10/10.  I demand more of this sort of thing;)\n\nI am going to try it with my listeners next time I do a show
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dead.  what a loss for the music world\nb
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Stephi. it was my question ,and it was a little bit potty mouthed,but it still deserved a short life here ,as many other questions are ,much worse..Stephi ,it was concerning Mr. Clinton's use of hi pee pee,and the Dem,s..i will not insult the question more ,lets just move on and keep up the fight for ,well truth.good day mam
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A kid my husband grew up with is named John Lennon...In fact the day John Lennon(the beatle) was shot I came home and my room mate told me. The first thing I thought was...OMG! our friend John had been shot!
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That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
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Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Illinois mouse, killed by an 80-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how much tougher they are.\n \nThe Wisconsin mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."\n\nThe Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin mouse and  replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."\n \nThey both turn to the Texas mouse. The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."\n\n\nOR\n\nMost people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.\n\nThis would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.  But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.\n\nThe people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.\n\nThe National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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Obviously the answer is The Beatles.\n\nEdit: Or The Velvet Underground.
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Can't remember personally but this site is usually helpful.....\n\nhttp://www.songofthesalesman.co.uk/
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gee george, dunno!! \n\n(that dumb enough for ya?)
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I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
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After Jon Lovitz confessed to george "I'm living a lie". George replies:\n "Just one? I'm living like 20"
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The answer is in FlashMerlot's collection:\n\nhttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/ComedyCollectionsArchive
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Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel - what?\nIf the question is \n"Who you you most enjoy giving a swirly, dousing in gasoline, throwing a match at and then push off a cliff?" Phil Collins hands down. \nIf the question is \n"Which of these former members of Genesis is an actual musician and not a nasty little cartoon gnome who really belongs singing in a dimly lit piano bar in Vegas?" The answer is obviously Peter Gabriel.
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Comparing Apples And Oranges    \n\n I Say The Beatles