if Cheyney was hunting for monkeys, would he had shot Bush?
103820
lol.. We can only hope.  And if he looked in the mirror, well, he might get confused and shoot himself.  ahh, the world would be a better place.
288627
Yes, and at that time the news media was spelling his name with a "U", as in "Usama".  And yes, Clinton could have killed him, but played armchair warrior instead, firing a few million dollar Tomahawk missles into some two dollar tents...not ragging on Clintoon for that, but it was definately a wimpy move.
1058850
Nope but he has a monkey
950025
He would have: " . . . fired a million-dollar cruise missile at a five thousand dollar tent and hit a camel in the butt."
980943
The few monkeys I have known (ex-husbands not included) would chase anything, including themselves. I'm thinking it would, but wouldn't go around the bush...it'd go through!
107413
Last night Jay Leno was talking about this shooting, and said, "Oh,no. What if we find out Bush was the SMART one all along?!"\nSeriously, thank goodness the guy wasn't hurt too badly, but I do think the guys in the White House are morons! (and bad shots too---"
355132
Elmo or a woodpecker could do a better job then George Walker Bush. As for Lassie she has an higher IQ so yeah why not
132168
One way to look at it is to contrast something Bush did about 6 years ago. He was hunting with Karen Hughes (no he didn't pepper her with bird shot, unfortunately) and they killed some protected species od dear.\n\nThe first thing they did was go out and tell people, apologize and then thats the end of that.\n\nCheney didn't do that, nor would he talk to the Sheriff until the next day. They were drinking there, and Cheney is on various heart medications (although all the details are hidden too) which don't mix with alcohol.\n\nSo was he impared? Probably not, but we'll never know now.
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This question makes as much sense as any of the other animal kumite 'can x animal beat y animal' questions that get asked every day, and I commend you on your creative choices.\n\nI would say it depends on the exact type of monkey.  \n\nA spider monkey would be able to use its remarkable agility and prehensile tail to swing up over and behind the gorilla, grasping the knife in its tail and stealthily slitting the gorilla's throat while the gorilla was still busy sharpening his popsicle stick on the sidewalk.\n\nHowever a douroucouli monkey would attempt to hypnotize the silver back.  Masters of mesmerism, the douroucouli would stare down the mighty hominoid, not realizing that an amputee veteran gorilla who has managed to maintain his iron grip on the troop is not the sort who's will is gonna go all floppy at the first sign of liquid puppy-dog eyes.  The douroucouli will approach with the knife hidden behind its back, confident in its abilities, only to be suddenly impaled through the top of its fuzzy little skull by the world-weary cynical ape.\n\nA Hanuman langur would gibber to himself in glee, both in the relative fortune the mysterious bald man paid him, but also at the fascinating shinyness of the razor-sharp blade he provided.  The langur would twitch and pace, fantasizing about how he intends to murder the gorilla, sneaking through the back alleys and bazaars stalking his prey, but at the first actual sight of the massive ape, he will turn tail and run, leaving the glittering blade behind to be picked up by a mysterious leathery hand.\n\nNow a pygmy marmoset, filled with beserker rage, will charge headlong at the gorilla.  Startled by the ferocity of the attack, the silver back won't even have time to react before the furry fury is upon him.  Unfortunately, the marmoset's anger far outweighs its muscle, and while the marmoset saws madly, attempting to inflict some damage, the gorilla will bemusedly squish him with a single finger thwack.\n\nSuddenly, the gorilla whirls as he detects a disturbance in the air behind him.  A glittering steel shank twirls past his face, nicking his ear as it tumbles past to bury itself in a nearby tree.  The gorilla scans the dense jungle undergrowth, tense, vibrating nearly as much as the knife blade thrumming away in the tree behind him.  His popsicle stick held low, ready to defend.  Then a dark shape bursts from the foliage, coming in fast and low.  The gorilla hops back, turning to the side to present a smaller target and ready to impale the oncoming form on the popsicle stick, but the shape darts to the left at the last second and sails past the gorilla.  Using his free hand and his good leg, the gorilla quickly pivots to follow it.  Pulling the knife from the tree is a huge male Mandrill, face blazing with colour.  The Mandrill flips the knife nonchalantly from paw to paw, and grins, revealing massive 4 inch canine teeth. \n\nThe gorilla knows that this will be the fight of his life...
534212
kill the white monkey 1st ..that;ll scare the red monkey..and he;ll turn white.. and then shoot the red turned white monkey with the other bullet !
100808
NO. NO. and NO. Brain? He has one? News to me. Again he didn't win, he cheated he stole it. He is the President Selected, not elected. I hope he goes bird hunting with trigger happy Cheny.
803762
George Bush,i would kill him with a coconut~
860783
I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did. It would take resources away from doing what's more important to him: putting more money in his pockets.\n\nBut then again, I'm sure the entire military would be pissed off enough to stage a coup, find the missing soldier, and then hitchhike back home to organize a rebellion which would lead to a massive civil war, so no, I don't think even Bush is stupid enough to do such a thing.
425653
The monkey has innocent intentions when it tries to get you to pet it?\n\nOkay so that was lame, I didnt get much sleep last night :(
421197
Yes the MONKEY should be impeached but congress doesn't have the balls to do it
492773
I don't have a president. I have a monkey that sits in the White House and has people read the newspaper to him.
110490
As far as I know, it was Dick Cheney who shot his hunting partner (it WAS an accident) and they were in Texas. He has since had a heart attack because one of the pellets moved into his heart, but the doctors have said he will be ok and they are not going to operate.