what's the last joke you heard?
111485
How does Michel Jackson pick his nose??\n\n\nOut of a catolog!!  HA HA HA!!\n\nGod Bless,\n  Peace!
766571
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
452212
What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
776984
LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
793517
Bwwwaaahaaahaaaa!\n\nThanks, I needed a chuckle.
796367
A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
508926
damn funny joke!  i laughed till i stopped!
915180
lol....i answerd that one....\nthat was funny though!
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
910396
That is the last and most important line of a joke.  It is what makes the joke funny.
846589
hey!!! i like the joke...but i feel like i heard it somewhere before...now where could that have been?!?! hehe! love it anyway!!
900403
good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed.  your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
901164
Confucious say:\nHe who laughs last do not get joke.
1135780
OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
885729
shame yours were the best........\nYahoo should do a minute silence because no laughs will be about now!!!!