How do i get grease out of my carpet?
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put some petrol on it.
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Try Goo Gone, it can be bought at home depot or wal-mart type stores and it works really well.
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Try a little Lestoil and an old toothbrush before washing. It works great on a lot of oil based stains.
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bacon-or anything with popping grease ouchie
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Drag my butt across the carpet.
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Simple Green (original dark green formula) will remove just about anything, but don't spray it into the headset, hubs, bottom bracket, or pedal spindles. \n\nSimple Green removes grease.  \n\nOf course, you may clean your gears and chain with it as long as you don't get it into the hub or bottom bracket (spray carefully).  Then you can use a brush and a garden hose (hose with no sprayer) to remove stuff. \n\nNext, you will need to re-lubricate your chain.  \nUse bike lube, motorcycle chain oil, or singer sewing machine oil.  Wipe it a lot with a dry paper towel after oiling.  Use the bike wax lubes on mountain bike chains, but use real oil (very thin oil) on city/road chains.  \n\nIn an emergency, you can use automatic transmission fluid on the chain, but never, never, use engine oil.  If you have made the engine oil mistake and now have dirt glued into your chain, use WD40 to remove the engine oil.  Use a mild detergent to remove the dangerous WD40 before it can rot your tires.  Next, Singer Sewing Machine oil will finish the job of getting the engine oil and all of the tiny little rocks out of the chain.  For a mountain bike in a dirty environment, clean the chain again next week and use a wax lube.    \n\nWD40 is also a fine cleaner, but it needs to be washed off immediately after use with some mild detergent (like Simple Green).  WD40 will also do the nasty trick of removing grease from your hubs, headset, and bottom bracket, so do be careful where exactly you spray it.  WD40 will rot tires unless it is washed off with a mild degreaser such as dishwashing detergent or Simple Green.  \n\nOrange based de-greasers can be used to make your whitewall tires shine like new again, get the rocks out of your chain, and clean your rims, but it also needs to be removed with a mild detergent immediately after use.  Unlike WD40, Orange oil/acid cleaners won't instantly rot tires.\n\nBlue Star, Blue Magic automotive aluminum wheel polish can remove rust, stains, and corrosion from your metal parts.  It also adds a silicone coating to help prevent future rust.  It works as well on your tea set as your bike spokes.  It also turns ugly Tektro brakes and Kalloy stems into a showpiece.
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Rub some baby oil on it and massage it till it's clean
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f your mat is lightly soiled, use a spray bottle, damp sponge, or terry cloth rag to apply a solution of two cups of water and four drops of dish soap. Rub the soiled areas. Wipe the mat with clean water; then rub with a dry terry cloth towel. Hang to air dry.\n\nIf your mat is heavily soiled, submerge it in a solution of warm water and mild detergent; use very little soap as any residue may cause the mat to become slippery during future use. Thoroughly hand wash the mat and rinse in clean water. After squeezing out the excess water, lay the mat on a dry towel and roll the mat and towel together. Stepping on the rolled up mat will squeeze more moisture out of the mat and into the towel. Then unroll and hang to air dry.
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Use paint thinner then scrub with soap & water to remove the paint thinner.
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The best thing for removing a fat or oil stain -- or the oily component of a more complex stain such as salad dressing or gravy (once it's dry) -- is to rub cornstarch (or cornstarch powder, or even talcum powder) into the stain , let it sit for at least 20 minutes, and then brush it off with a dry washcloth or soft dry brush. You may need to repeat the treatment several times to fully remove the fat. It works especially well on silk and wool. So well, in fact, that further washing (or dry cleaning) is not needed.
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dishwasher powder/liquid and stain removers do too - enzymes helps break down grease and dirt
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1.Grab a plastic grocery bag and go around to each room picking up trash (make sure to empty ashtrays and pick up pop bottles). Carry trash to your trash container and go to step 2.\n2.Grab any items that need to be washed with soap and water from each room. Put in kitchen sink. If  there is room, put in your burner covers from your stove. Fill sink up with dish soap. Let them soak a while and continue with the next step.\n3.Dust all cobwebs with a feather duster (electro magnetic type is best you can spin it between your hands when it gets dirty). Ceiling fans and hard to reach spots are best handled with a bent brush with a long extension. Continue dusting lampshades, entertainment centers, tables, etc\n4.Sweep and vacuum the entire floor you are working on (going room to room). This is imperative to ensure you won't track dirt from a previous room. In addition, if you want to get rid of hidden pet hair, you should move your furniture and vacuum or sweep those areas as well. I recommend using a dust pan with a handle to eliminate bending over when sweeping. \n5.Spray glass cleaner and furniture polish where needed and wipe. You want to do this after you sweep because the floor will get wet and will stick to your broom.\nBack to unfinished business!!\n1.Squeeze water over stubborn stains on floor and let soak.\n2.Wash all items soaking in sink or laundry tub (some water will splash on the floor and make it wet).\n3.Scrub stubborn stains on floor with a hand held scrub brush.\n4.Mop all floors. \n\nCarpet Cleaning\nMaterials needed: Tide laundry detergent, Pine Sol, Long handle scrub brush & bucket\nIf you have pets, take your scrub brush and brush against the nap. This will pull up excess hair before you get started. Next, put 1 cup of tide and a 1/4 cup of pine sol in a bucket & fill 3/4 full with scalding hot water. Dip your scrub brush in the bucket and scrub in the direction of the nap. Let dry, then vacuum.\nEmbedded Dust\nMaterials needed: Vaccum with attachments or Soft hair brush and scrub brush\nMany people blow off dusting on a regular basis. When this is ignored, dust will embed itself into everything. I use a vacuum with a brush attachment to remove dust on lamp shades, ceiling fans, blinds (still hung on the wall), pictures, furniture, walls, and even floor molding. If you don't have a vacuum with a hose attachment, use the following directions: To clean lamp shades, take a soft hair brush and gently sweep into the grooves of the shade. Blinds are a little tougher. You will have to take them off the windows first. Next, you need to spread them out expanded flat on your basement floor (by the floor drain) or place them outside on your lawn. You then proceed to scrub them with soap and water using a scrub brush. If you have access to hot water, this is best. Also, if you have a steaming device this is even better to loosen anything before you get started!
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The quickest way to remove it is by washing with soap and a washrag.  The washrag is key.  The quicker you wash after application, the better.  If it's really set in, you can wash it away (to a hard to tell level) in about three or four days.
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use a hot towel and moisten the area, and push against them, using the towel to clean it up. you must push hard enough until they are out, or else it's no use. if you need more help, use tweezers
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Bleach will break down many organics.  I dont have a son to spill mineral oil everywhere but i assume it will work:D\n\nUmm... just use the bleach on the concrete.\n\nThe rugs hmmm... use dish detergant 50/50 mixed with water.  place onto the affected area and scrub lighty.\n\nallow the froth to sit on the carpet for 15-20 minutes.  then use a cloth to pat up the oil.  dont smudge it around.  repeat until you are satisfied.
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Pluck them out or wax!\n\nGood luck!
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Try a mixture of baking soda and warm white vinegar poured on the floor very carefully one at a time, while it's fizzing, scrub like crazy with a coarse brush.