I don't have a question, I just wanta comment on the "Jesus might be the homeless guy smelling of alcohol
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If you needed help, I would help you...\n\neven if you were drunk\n\nyour religion would not be a factor
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and we finally have a hands down salute from CITY GIRL!!!! well said. while I have no comment on my feelings of this subject, you made great sense and maybe some of the Jesus freaks(boy, am I ganna catch hell for that) will be at a loss for words, but I'm sure they will find a verse in the  bible to prove you wrong!
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But... did the homeless people even have a sweater?\n\nAnd who cares what they think??\n\nWait... was it that orange-brown sweater with puke-green circles all over it?\n\nI suggest you throw that out like i've been suggesting for the past 390473209473029 years man.\n\nNo, that's NOT in style.\n\nOh... you're talking about the sweater you have on right now. \nHmm... i suggest you leave it on.\nIt suits you and your... antique-like appearance :P
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Perhaps YOU could call and ask him what's up? No-one here will be able to answer that question unless it's that guy and he knows this is your question.
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Whoever you are, be careful what you say about Jesus. As a joke, your question is one easily answered. But it is obviously a direct reflection of your lack of knowledge, or faith. He was meant to be the picture of the lowest man, so that He could reach them. But I'd be willing to bet, if I was a gambling man, that you would tremble in fear if you were required to ask Him that to His face. Oh.. but you will.
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Jesus freak you rock! \n\nshoot an email or IM my way I'd like to chat\n\nmay God bless you by the riches of His Glory!
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I am sorry. I was lost in prayer. Welcome to our church. Here is a beer. How can we help you? And, may I say, you are looking very very nice today, if you know what I mean. :)
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Because thats what they drank.  Jesus himself turned water into wine.  Its what they drank.  It could be consumed without being piss drunk.  Times today were different then.
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well this homeless guy asked me for oral sex and I figured you should do good deeds for the homeless. too bad he hadn't showered for a week. <circles adds in newspaper that are secret messages from yahoo>
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Here ya go.\nWow. Some people are rude. It must make them feel special to post negative comments completely off topic.\n\nVictory in Jesus\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nI HEARD AN OLD,\nOLD STORY\nHOW A SAVIOUR CAME\nFROM GLORY\nHOW HE GAVE HIS LIFE\nON CALVARY\nTO SAVE SOMEONE LIKE ME\n\nI HEARD ABOUT\nHIS GROANING,\nOF HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD'S\nATONING\nTHEN I REPENTED\nOF MY SIN\nAND WON THE VICTORY\n\nOH, VICTORY IN JESUS,\nMY SAVIOUR FOREVER\nHE SOUGHT ME\nAND HE BOUGHT ME\nWITH HIS REDEEMING BLOOD\n\nHE LOVED ME\nERE I KNEW HIM\nAND ALL MY LOVE\nIS DUE HIM\nHE PLUNGED ME TO VICTORY\nBENEATH THE\nCLEANSING FLOOD\n\nI HEARD ABOUT HIS\nHEALING,\nOF HIS CLEANSING POW'R\nREVEALING\nHOW HE MADE THE LAME\nTO WALK AGAIN\nAND CAUSED THE\nBLIND TO SEE\n\nAND THEN I CRIED\n"DEAR JESUS,\nCOME AND HEAL\nMY BROKEN SPIRIT"\nAND SOMEHOW JESUS\nCAME AND BROUGHT\nTO ME THE VICTORY\n\nOH, VICTORY IN JESUS,\nMY SAVIOUR FOREVER
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maybe this will help it is a sermon about that same subject\nhttp://mcdonald.southern.edu/sermons/00/0520.htm\nGOD BLESS
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i think he was just drunk and got curious.  almost everyone has as least one curious moment.
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I'll give u an answer once I'm sober
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I never said that was nothing at all.  You know what?. . .I like it more when you ask funny questions.  Did you notice how Christian93 posted 8 comments to your question about gay sex?  Looks like someone has a crush on you!!!!
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So, that guy will kick the crap out of the loin cloth dude, but not a guy wearing a robe saying he is Jesus? Well, good thing he's got it all figured out.\n\nGive the guy some clothes and ask him if he is hungry. Jesus is no different than you or I. We are all exactly the same spirit and seen exactly the same as Jesus in God's eyes. If you treat Jesus better than you treat your fellow man then you are a hypocrite.
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Jesus saved me from all the bad stuff going on in the neighborhood. Some of my old friends are gone, on drugs or in jail. If Jesus had not come into my life I might be dead. I will always be thankful. Some of us have a lot to be thankful for. I pray every day, and it is a rare day I don't reat the Bible. I will never get over what He did to me-I am a changed man-and have been since March 25, 1990. Praise Jesus name.
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If, it helps talk to a prist and have him come to your place and bless it or you can simply ask for prayers.