did you know that the most expensive coffee comes from an animals poop. please read on...?
117080
I dont drink coffee but let me guese they have an animal farm and all the animals are used for is pooping soo they can make there coffee and your gonna tell me it dont smell.
1099473
garbage, dead animals, animal droppings
1032190
Have you hear of Pavlovs dog?\nInherrent response to stimulus- I work in ultrasound and the smell of coffee in some patients will make the gallbladder contract a little starting a digestive respose. Or maybe your just hungry?
82548
sorry, i don't know, but that is funny. \n\nEdit: found it! Come here, my dear, good, beautiful doggie, and smell this excellent perfume which comes from the best perfumer of Paris. \n\nAnd the dog, wagging his tail, which, I believe, is that poor creature's way of laughing and smiling, came up and put his curious nose on the uncorked bottle. Then suddenly, he backed away in terror, barking at me reproachfully. \n\n"Ah miserable dog, if I had offered you a package of excrement you would have sniffed at it with delight and perhaps gobbled it up. In this you resemble the public, which should never be offered delicate perfumes that infuriate them, but only carefully selected garbage." \n\n- Charles Baudelaire
1096874
$240USD bucks ain't really a lot in Japan, where you'd shell out ~$6USD for a single cup o' joe, but I wouldn't pop $240 for a pair of jeans anywhere.  No sir, no thanks. I'll stick with my Levi 501's (buy 2 or more, get 'em for about $32 a pair + tax from JCPenney.com).  That leaves a whole lot of coffee money, and I don't mean the triple latte with soya from Starbucks.  Just the brew of the day from my local Daily Grind, thank you very much. $1.15 and refills for .35 (all day). Anyway, I can't see how there's really much difference in the levels of materialism here (US) and Japan.  Seems to me both cultures are entirely too focused on money and possessions.
191839
It will make it worse... Stay away from coffee, I don't think you should buy it anymore, you will get more addicted, don't do it!
338126
I totally agree, coffee is one of the most profitable business around the world. Cost just a little to make a cup of coffee and they sell it so expensive. gas prices have been low and it it time to make them right. Nice comment my friend
1158498
Well, i think it's pretty obvious that bright green poop smells the best. Red or black poop smells the worst. Nothing quite like the smell of a GI bleed! YUMMY!
271013
I don't know about the dog but I pee over the side of the boat....Wait here come my dog now. She said momma throws it over the side because it is a fair trade for the bird poop that misses the water and hits the boat.
697298
Is this a trick question or true?  I guess if you're desparate enough you'll eat anything!  Guano could be a delicacy in some cultures.  Eggs and honey are certainly good.  But do they truly come from the same place excrement come from or via the same canal?  I give up on the turd one.  OOppsy poopsy.
969668
I was at a party; the host of this party had a large dog with very pronounced male genitalia.\n\nWe were standing around. . a bunch of middle-aged suburban couples with drinks in their hands, (no it was not a very good party) when the dog, presumably to liven things up started to masturbate with its tongue. There was a silence broken only by the frenzied lapping of the dog.\n\nI said, 'I have heard of dogs looking like their owners but this is ridiculous'\n\nIt did not go down (the remark I mean - the dog continued happily to consummation) well at all.
947949
Laxative in his coffe, tea or beer.  Better still, sew some prawns into the linings of his curtains.  He will wonder for days where the stench is coming from, unless of course he reads Yahoo answers.   I can think of a few other things, but it wouldn't be legal.   Best of luck.
4634
Apparently drinking coffee increases your sperm count... (assuming you're a guy lol)
545987
Why don't you email them and get the answers. Any Publically traded company has to disclose that information.\n\nI can assure you GM spends more on coffee in a qtr, than you and I make in a year.
782889
Very funny\nNow I got to Text that to every body, Thanks!\n\nI wonder what you would get if you cross a Shih Tzu with a Bull dog?
129967
At our zoo, they have an African exhibit. They have a bronze sculpture of...poop!\n\nThis is a 3'x3'x3' pile of crap! Giraffe crap, cheetah crap, gazelle crap, elephant crap! I think it was the giraffe crap looked like giant rabbit turds. I had my kids sit on it to take a picture, and instead of 'cheese', I told them to say 'Uhhhgggg'!\n\nI would imagine bear crap would look like real big dog crap.\n\nSorry if I bored you.
141966
Don't sweat it ,dude. I'm 53 and found out coffee makes you forget things.Along with the artificial sweetner I put in it.But,anyway,what was the question?