how do i regurgitate poop???
104311
thats impossible ---have you watched too much southpark???
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Try a good Colon cleanse.It will help to push the bad Bacteria out of you.You can get it at any health food store.
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If you accidentially stepped in dog poo and got it in your carpet, you should use warm soapy water on a rag to get it out. Press the area -- don't scrub. Then press with a clean towel to soak up the water. Spray the area with Lysol, let dry and vacuum the area. \n\nIf you had stepped in dog poo and put it in your carpert ON PURPOSE then you would do something entirely differet!
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Go find your plunger and start plunging it.  No cursing needed.  If that doesn't work, try bleach.
636193
sit on the toilet and SQUEEZE!!!!!!!!!
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check this out it should help!\n\nhttp://www.arcadiaherbsandalternatives.com/products/flatulence.htm
932957
Get thee to the store and buy a 'fleet' disposable enema. If that doesn't help, try a 'stool softener'. These usually take a day or two to work, but work they will. If the problem returns, or none of this works, see a doctor about a possible intestinal blockage. Good luck...............G
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Use a plunger.  Seriously.  My friend did it out of exasperation, and it actually worked!
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A bowel cleanse will work wonders.\n\nColon Cleanse\nhttp://www.soundfeelings.com/free/colon_cleansing.htm#recipe\nBowel cleanse\nhttp://www.curezone.com/schulze/herbal_colon_cleanse_1_2.asp\nkidney cleanse\nhttp://www.curezone.com/cleanse/kidney/default.asp\nhttp://www.ehow.com/how_12678_kidney-cleansing-fast.html\nhttp://www.falconblanco.com/health/cleansing/kidney.html\nhttp://www.healingdaily.com/colon-kidney-detoxification.htm\nhttp://www.healthfree.com/cleansing_programs_kidney.html
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Fiber, fiber, fiber! Either you get it in your diet or you use a supplement like Metamucil, FiberCon. Increase your water intake and exercise to get your bowels moving.
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Take a laxative and then go to the crapinator.
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Is it chronic?  Just a passing bout?\n\nDo the BRAT method... Bananas Rice Apples and Toast.  Eat only things of those types to help firm up your stools for the next 24-48 hours.  Take immodium or pepto or another diarrhea formula medicine.\n\nLong term, drink lots of water and add more fiber to your diet.\n\nGood luck
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Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
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apply pressure to the spot between the anus and the ballsack.  thats the ticket
1033174
Eat small frequent meals throughout the day.  Big meals are 2 easily purged.  Drink more water.  And seek professional help
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eat dirt.....\n\n\ndirt with dog dirt added is a bonus.
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LOL\n\nBeen there!!  Get your cat to blow down your poophole - that pops it off your knob every time!