How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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he would chuck as much as a wood-chuck could chuck wood
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How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?\n\nA wood chuck could chuck alot of wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!\n\n\nPeter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.\nDid Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?\nIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,\nwhere's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?\n\n\nBetty Botter had some butter,\n"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.\nIf I bake this bitter butter,\nit would make my batter bitter.\nBut a bit of better butter--\nthat would make my batter better."\n\nSo she bought a bit of butter,\nbetter than her bitter butter,\nand she baked it in her batter,\nand the batter was not bitter.\nSo 'twas better Betty Botter\nbought a bit of better butter.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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it would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. (as hard to type as to say...lol)
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He'd chuck as much wood, as a wood chuck could. If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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that's like asking...  how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck woods.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Simply put, "A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."  Determined bastards those woodchucks are.
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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The article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.