Do those black pants make my wife look fat?
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Are you noticing a pattern here? All the people answering this question are women!\n\nI especially like the one who says…”Why do you care? If you love your wife and enjoy her pants area, don’t worry about it.”\n\nThe reason he cares is because he didn’t sign up to be married to some bovine beast in a sack dress. Do you really think he is “enjoying her pants area” if she has eaten her self to the size of the Goodyear blimp? \n\nWhy shouldn’t this hag make the effort to be at the same weight she was when she got married? Why do women think that once they snag some poor slob they can just start pounding ice cream down their gullet, slathering their meals with gravy, and dress in nothing but moo-moos? There is a reason that hideous sack is called a moo-moo ya know….it’s because it’s the same sound a cow makes!\n\nA couple of people pointed out that black has a “slimming effect". NONSENSE! The only thing that has a slimming effect is pushing your self away from the dinner table before you’ve stuffed your gut to the breaking point.\n\nBottom line here pal, if your wife is asking you if she looks fat, THEN SHE IS FAT!  And the next time she asks you if something she is wearing makes her look fat, tell her to shut her festering pie hole and get on the treadmill!
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of course! dungarees can look sexy
478417
No chicks dig fat sweaty dudes..ask my wife.
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No. I'm not black and I love big booty. This is a cultural preference, not a racial one. Latin guys sometimes share this preference. I'm not Latin. But truly exaggerated big bottoms are not sexy, they are fat! Fat lazy women are not a turn on, and, I doubt fat lazy guys turn you or other women on. Skinny is also cultural, and has been rammed down our throats by those powers who sell "high fashion" or "diet pills" Beauty has always been in the eye of the beholder, and has changed through the ages. Rubens, a famous painter, like them voluptuous, creating the descriptive turn, "Rubenesque." By the way, why do you ask?
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Well, we all like what was "in" during our time. It's a comfort thing and only shows your age, lol. But I have moved on from the tight rolled jeans and now where baggier pants than I ever thought I would and my wife begged me to stop wearing the high top black reeboks when we were dating, so now I wear boots. Can't go wrong there, lol. And if you really think about it the clothes that are "in" now are almost identical to the clothes I remember when I was growing up in the 70's. It will all come back around eventually, so wear what you want and be happy!!! :)
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Black trousers are alright very formal which is good. You shouldm only go as far as she wants.
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NO I wear tidy whitey's and my wife likes them just fine
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Paint them anther color!! I hear dark colors are in this year.They make you look slimming.
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why don't you try to compromise with her? there are tighter "relaxed fit" pants out there, not every brand makes their relaxed fit as baggy as the next. just go to mall, try a couple different stores and see what you think. but i totally agree about not wanting to wear tight pants, that is just unattractive...i love a guy that has that relaxed fit look
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Hmmm. I like to wear them for the same reason, but I'm a woman. I'm sure you're not the only guy though. It's nice your wife accepts that of you. You are lucky to have that understanding.
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As Shakespeare said, "thou dost protest too much." She knows you look better than she does...and is trying to compensate by belittling you. Don't let her know she is bugging you...keep on as you are...smile at her. It will make her wonder even more about her taste!
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YEA, BUT YOUR WIFE LOOKS BETTER
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There is not much you can do here. It's good that she has high self-esteem to wear something that a lot of women under 150 lbs. would not even date to wear. But, it's not good that she doesn't recognize that it is not becoming. I had a friend like that who insisted on wearing mini skirts that rode up in the back, showing her almost 300 lb. backside, but there was nothing I could do. To tell her, even tackfully, would hurt her feelings. So, I left it up to someone else, preferably a relative of her's to tell you. \nThe best thing is to just let her go on as she is. Maybe she will take it more seriously when someone other than a friend or relative tells her how she looks. Sometimes, a neutral comment is what it takes.
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i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
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No, you look hot! It flaunts your curves but makes you look thinner too.
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Are things or situations putting a lot of stress on your wife? Have you and your wife had any kids yet? Have you gained weight yourself? What things have happened in your lives such as eating habits and changes in lifestyle that might have encouraged this weight gain? \nFor one don't divorce her. Two, hopefully you married her on a higher level beyond her looks even though that also was an attraction you had towards her. Also for her to ask you she is already aware of the fact that she has gained this weight and would probably would like to hear such things like, "We can do it together, take it one step at a time,etc..." Do things with her like eating healthy, and exercising, so she knows she has your support in it. Also, try different sexual positions, be more exotic and make love to her because she wants it not just because you want it. Sex can also be a very exciting and fun way to lose weight. If all this doesn't work and you still don't find her sexually attractive then this is beyond her weight and I would advice you get help.
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hey, do nothing about your weight okay.  I have been married for almost 14 years.  When was young, I wanted to go out with the skinny girl. which i have, but they dump me for no reason.  Well, when i found my wife I have now. She wasn't skinny, but she was not ugly either. she was a little overweight, but I still love her no matter what. I know their is some guys that just want a skinny  gals. If they just want a skinny gal, they got a problem. The overweight couple have a better marriage than the skinny couple do. Just don't go by the looks, go by the good heart. I myself was very skinny, before i got married,and was bad underweight, but now since i got married, i have gain, and got bigger, but not too fat at all. I am always doing something very active. so remember the overweight is nothing to be shame off. if he don't like you cause  you are overweight, then he is no good.