Who would win a fight between a chimp and a martial artist/trained fighter?
101823
Ah, your drunken monkey very good, but no match for my palsied chicken.Waaa...
674709
Is this a trick question?  obviously no one can beat Kimbo in a fight.  The man is a savage!  Now,.. if you were to pit Kimbo v.s a silver back gorilla, or the preditor.  then maybe you would have yourself a fight
505208
Conan the Barbarian. Ok first I was going to go with The Punisher, for the obvious reasons... he's a man living the the modern era, and therefore has more advanced technology. From grenades to guns, to bazookas, to anything you want. All that Conan has is him muscles and his sword, which I don't think will be enough to take down The Punisher. Plus he's a very good tactician, nothing goes wrong for Frank Castle, he'd pretty much always win. With all that said, if you are asking who would win in a fist fight, mano a mano, no weapons, no nothing, only poor muscles and brains, then I'll have to give the fight to Conan the Barbarian. Although not as briliant as Frank, his huge power will do all the work he need to do in order for him to win this fight. Frank is a strong man, no doubt about it, but not as strang as Conan. After all, in the old days, the only way your would survive was using your brawns. Anyway, 'nuff said.\n\nWinner: The Punisher (with weapons) / Conan the Barbarian (fist fight)
498202
Mike Tyson would win. Mr 'T' (Clubber Lang) comes at you in a straight line, with no lateral movement. Also he does'nt move his head to slip punches and he backs off in a straight line, instead of stepping to the side. The only problem with a'peak' Tyson is that he did'nt fight on the inside...he would just wait for the ref to break. Mike would knock him out like Trevor Berbick and Pinklon Thomas.
911949
Saddler big tall feather, KO by round 10.\nOlivares not at his best as a feather, was at his best as a bantam. Ruben wins by split decision.\nGomez KO round 6. Gomez would force the Pac Man to fight going backwards, something Manny doesn't like doing.
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I am assuming that you are talking about being hit by both fighters while they were in their prime. In this case, I would rather get hit by Bruce Lee. I have seen some pretty nasty knockouts by Mike Tyson whereas I don't think anybody has seen Bruce knock out anyone unless there is some underground footage of real fights I haven't seen. There's no comparison really. One is a professional boxer and the other was an actor, although it has been said that Bruce was definitely a street fighter outside of the big screen. On a funny note, I wouldn't want to get hit by Tyson because if he couldn't knock me out, I would probably lose an ear.
851741
Definitely Batista!!!!! THE ANIMAL IS UNLEASHED!!!!!!!!
375359
I'd go with Wolverine. Though he didn't have adamantium claws, his healing ability and strength, combined with his  street fighting style should be able to defeat captain america. Captains main fighting ability is an american Judo which is probably to systematic to deal with wolverines more freestyle...style. But captain America does have the super soldier serum so actually their powers should be equal. If you take away caps shield it is probably anybodies game. With the shield I might give an advantage to Captain america.
218705
Though the fight would be a good match I would have to put my bet on the Grizzley Bear. Although the tiger would be faster and more agile bears can definitly take a lot of crap from a tiger. Also once a bear has a tiger its all over. The sheer weight will crush it and the power is tremendous and will break many bones. My vote...Bear.
594043
The fake one would win. He'd try to kill Clay so he could take over his life...there can be only one :)
641967
The Boxer has a harder punch,\nMartial Arts May Kick Harder.
1064193
Gorilla, takes both fights. The awesome power in his arms and the ability to jump on the bull. Plus the biting power. Hopefully you're not talking a Caped Buffalo, the baddest creature when wounded.
709024
The Tasmanian Devil (sarcophilus harrisii), a marsupial would for sure win the fight as it is an extremely aggresive animal and has very sharp teeth too. The devil will attack while a wolverine and badger would only defend themselves. The badger would lose the fight though.
931197
tigers are stronger and faster and "fitter" but in a fight the lion would win. cause they have been  fighting since young and are very well trained. they have also more hair and fats to protect them against bites
966674
I would say Bruce Lee. Big Daddy has the weight behind him but Bruce lee has speed and dexterity - he could 1 inch punch him out! \nThis is hypothetical though as they're both dead - unless someone used a magical resurection spell to bring them back and we could watch their rotting corpes thrash it out!
647445
No, Chimpanzees have different blood types, as do Monkeys of different species, as do Horses, as do Lions, as do many other animals.  It has something to do with workings of the immune system I think.
981894
the baboon is stronger than a man. even a steroid freak would be ripped up. the baboon is pure killing machine and even if muzzled to stop biting it would pull kens arms out of the socket. grappling works against human physiology, but a baboons body dynamics differ from a humans, so the sinew and tendons have different attachments and the muscles are more dense and they have none of the weaknesses that are utilised while grappling and controlling joints. they are very powerful animals. the only reason we are their only true predator is because we shoot them, not wrestle them into submission. they are hunted by leopards, but a small group of baboons can kill the leopard. a big group of men (without weapons) would get wasted.