Does someone know how to program a computer. I mean Really?
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Yes 25 years software engineering experience.\n\nBut helping someone else to program a computer is a potentially large undertaking, not something that can really be resolved in Yahoo Answers.  If you could summarize to 1 or 2 specific questions, i may be able to help, but it sounds like you are after tutoring.
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Can you explain, I don't know what you mean. A program or something?
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not going to get much help here to hack a computer.there are way to many hackers out there now.sorry
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ya sure, what is you projet about, i know c/c++ and vb.net, can i help.
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go to:\nhttp://www.elance.com\nhere you can find any type of programmer you want, but this site charge you for this.
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People with computer knowledge
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Everythiny you want to control with a computer needs an interface -you can build all the progtams you want, if they aren't actually controlling a switch/switch gear/ motors/sensors etc etc then the computer (program) is just a useles box of instructions \n\n- Interfaces COST money unless you are MacGyver ;)
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Programming is the process of instructing the computer to do tasks desired by us.\nLet me compare with a real life situation.\nIt is like asking a person to do something which we want..a bit faster than us(since its computer)...\nSuppose we have to ask a child to add 3 nos..\nwe give him 3 numbers and ask him to add 1st to the 2nd,and the sum to the 3rd..and give out the result..so we had programmed the child in a way that after he does the procedure he arrives at the result we need..\n\nThe same way we give instructions in the form of commands to the computer which gives out the result required after going through the procedure..\n\nWe told the child the whole procedure in a "LANGUAGE=ENGLISH"..\nIn the same way we say the things to the computer in "PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE"...Example:C C++ Java..\n\nThat's for now...\n\nIf you want any thing more..\nDon't hesitate to ask me..
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Now, if only they would enable the user to input their OWN functions...that would be useful.  \n\nBTW, if anyone knows how to do that, I would surely like to know!
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No, there is no free software to do that. The thought of such software existing makes me laugh inside... although I might be able to program it. Good idea, I'll use it.
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a programmer wont waste his/her time here!\nso there is no one to answer you ;)
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No easily. Its opensource. Get the source comment out the lines that allow you get to the menu and recompile. (this is much more work than an average computer want to get into)
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most the programming softwares has the option for that, just try to figure it o. I can't tell you cos i don't write c-programs
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No,sorry, there is not.  My sister is a computer expert and she has tried to no avail. If she can't do it, it can't be done!
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What about Java?  What are you asking?\n\nI am not programmed to respond in that area.
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This has to be really useful:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer\n\n(10 points 4 me? ;)  )
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Here are the steps you need to take to write this program:\n\n1) Learn to program.\n2) Write your program.\n\nSorry, but there are no shortcuts in programming, no magic "write my program" wizards, no "instant application" kits...\n\nRawlyn.