i need a story on how bar fruit is caused in chickens?
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Bar fruit otherwise known as Barrington's fruititis is a little known condition that affect only 1.2% of all poultry raised in the US.  Though authorities estimate in less developed countries, the rate can be as high as 8%. \n\n Symptoms of this debilitating disease, include the turning on of the gene that causes the teeth to form in the mouth of the poultry.  While in Flightless birds this has almost no impact, in species such as hummingbirds and hawks, the teeth alter their body weight to such an extent that they become flightless and easy prey.
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eat alot of chicken. and i heard about soy implants once
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These are Oak galls caused by the 30 species of gall wasps.Each species lays its eggs in a particular structure on the tree - the roots, bark, buds, leaves, catkins or acorns. Chemicals secreted by the wasp grub alter the normal cell division process and cause the plant to produce gall tissues that enclose the grubs.The grubs feed on a nutritious layer of cells within the galls, where they eventually pupate and turn into adult wasps. These insects have complex life cycles involving alternating sexual and asexual generations that often cause different forms of gall on different parts of the tree.Bizarre structures develop on the foliage, buds, acorns and other parts of an oak tree, mainly in late summer but some develop in the spring. These includes-Knopper galls,Artichoke galls,Currant galls,Oak apples,Marble galls,Common spangle galls.The galls do not cause any serious damage even when abundant.
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?\n\nAnswers: (courtesy: wellwisher, Pd and sueet2b)\n\n\n\n\n\nTHE SPHINX: You tell me.\n\nKINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.\n\nMOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\n\nGANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.\n\nSHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.\n\nRENE DESCARTES: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.\n\nPLATO: For the greater good.\n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.\n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\n\nTIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.\n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\n\nHIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.\n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.\n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\n\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\n\nGEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.\n\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?\n\n\nJOHN KERRY: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.\n\nJACQUES CHIRAC:  The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas?\n\nTONY BLAIR: It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction\n\nCOLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. As you can see this is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.\n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\n\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\n\nSNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.\n\nNEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.\n\nDARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.\n\nNEWTON: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action here is an equal and opposite reaction.\n\nEINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road move
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I was crapped on today by a seagull. The little bastard not only crapped on me but actually crapped on my left breast!! Luckily no-one saw and laughed!
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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it said, "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."\n\n So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign that read: "Now there are two".\n\n An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."\n "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".\n\n A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life.\n\n "Its pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning."\n\n There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"\n "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"\n "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes."\n Then he fined the farmer.\n\n Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?"\n "Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat."\n And he fined the farmer.\n\n Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."\n\n Two cows were talking in the field one day.\n\n First Cow: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"\n\n Second Cow: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"\n\n On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.\n\n "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?"\n\n "Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"\n\n A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"\n\n The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."\n\n But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.\n\n The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
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it tastes like chicken.\n\nansw3r3r
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Why the heck is this question posted in SECURITY.  I swear you people are on crack.  \nWell, the chicken came first, because the egg has cholesterol, therefore, it has to be a by-products, for cholesterol is bad for you, according to the government.
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Biblically it would be the chicken as created by God, then it layed eggs...  If you  dont believe in God...  Well... your guess is as good as mine.
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I keep a deep freezer in my garage.  It has chicken and lots of meats and stuff.  Every year we have a cow butchered to be made into steaks, ground beef, roast, etc.  Well, It was the middle of the summer and it was hot.  I had been to the grocery store and stopped by the garage to put some chicken in the freezer.   Somehow, the freezer had been unplugged.  So when i opened the freezer, the smell almost knocked me over. It was a bloody slushy raw meat soup.  Since it was airtight, there were no bugs or maggots yet, but I had to work fast.  My husband was away and he had the pickup truck.  I ran in the house and changed my clothes and got gloves and trash bags.  I couldnt put it in MY trash dumpster because they wouldnt pick it up for another 4 days, and by then the smell would kill everyone in the neighborhood.  My mom's (who lived 5 miles away) would be picking up later that day.  So i loaded up all  400 lbs of these HEAVY nasty bags of melted rotten meat into the trunk of my car and made 4 trips to remove all of it.  Luckily it was just smell and no maggots were yet involved.   I cleaned and bleached the freezer.  I still own it and it works great.  I burned the clothes i was wearing.   It was very gross.
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If you dont work around chickens or bird more then likely you will not catch it.  Cook you chicken really good before eating it tho.
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There is not a lot of information out there on GE foods. Some of the testing has been stopped because the results were not what the GE companies wanted. You could start by looking at "Seeds of Deception" by Jeffery M Smith.(copywrite 2003) It does not talk about fruits specifically, but does discuss some potential effects of genetic engineering. There is also an extensive bibliography with some references from 2002.
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Egg.\n\nEnd of story.
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The chicken. The Bible tells God created all living animals and then provided for them to reproduce. So the egg was how they reproduced.
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nothing, its just that its hatched by different kinds of chickens. that is it.thanks for the points!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road\n\nThere are various stories of it's origin...
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So sorry to hear about your troubles! Try this link for some troubleshooting ideas:\n\nhttp://www.msstate.edu/dept/poultry/trouble.htm\n\nHope this helps. If not, try contacting your local University Extension Service to see if they can help you find the problem.