A car ate a car. Which car ate the car?
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A "Canary" yellow car ate the "wheat" or the bleached "almond" car!?!?\nHave no idea..
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A good friend was over there as an exchange student last year and this is the story he told me: Hardly anybody knows how to drive yet cars are a hot commodity now. A beggar was crossing the street and got hit. The guy that hit him stopped and dragged the body off to the side of the road. A family member of the victim was praying over the body. They got hit. Both laid on the side of the road as dogs and other vermin ate the bodies. What do you think?
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The the car would stall
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Did your car evolve or is it the result of intelligent design?\n\nCreation is infinitely more complex than your car, and you think it happened by random chance?  Who's the nut?
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I pop the tires on my sisters ex-boyfriend, then I dumped paint on he car, all because I found out that he was a fake and that he cheated on my sister. oh I all so broke his back window. this car was a 2005 mustang.
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The egg. Dinosaurs were laying eggs way before there were chickens!
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Right lemme try:\n\nA man wanted to buy a car.So he heads to an open air car exhibition.It so happened that day the exhibition was quite empty.He has a look around, deciding which car he would buy.As he was walking along, looking at the cars, closely examining some, he suddenly came across a beautiful sports car.The car was simply beautiful.It was crimson red, full leather upholstery, huge rims, and slick design.Capivated by the cars beauty, he bends down to feel the texture of the leather seat.When he bends, he accidentally breaks wind.Hurriedly he stood up and looked around to see if there was anybody around.No one was around.Convinced that no one saw him, he countinued to examine the car.As he was examining the car, a salesman appeared.So the man asked the salesman what was the price of the car.The salesman answered,"Sir, frankly I would not want to say", so the man asks "Why?" and the salesman answers "Sir you farted just touching it.You are gonna shi-t when you hear the price!!!!!"\n\n;) Hoping for the 10 points.
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lmao PUPPET.  oh and that is my favorite model car ford XY.
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Do a search on car crashed up in the box up there^^^, and then click on the pictures tab.
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An Opel Ascona.Have you heard of them either? It seemed a good car at the time.
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anything that is driven by a clown.\n\nhahahaaaaa
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A vehicle crashing nose first into the side or middle of another vehicle.\n\n Or like the other guy said pass the A1 and chow down lol!!
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that new ford gt, one of the best cars i've ever tried, that thing accelerates like no other, it handles excellently on turns and is a certified neck breaker, that thing was made to kill the ferrari 360 challenge stradale.
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lamborghini. wasn't it awesome? I can sympathize with the girl who didn't want to blow it up! here's a site you can look at http://www.lambocars.com/.
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the limo driver!!!!!!!!!!!\nthe one that came to pick them up for their honeymoon or something like that.\nShe ends up running away with him and leaves the boys with him
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A horror movie!! Something with a crazy hitchhiker I seen one the other day...He looked like he would eat human flesh!
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seen these two car run, one the 350z won second time the other car won, take your pick, depends on some factors one whos driving it track temp barometric # tires ect