what is the best way to pass a drug test? I smoked pot 2 days ago.?
111117
You should drink lots of fluids (mainly water) and run for a couple miles and then maybe some more. This will flush out your system. Or if your really parenoid get the 24 hour flush pills. But lots of water and running should do it.
424095
The good news is that with only smoking so little it will clear out of your system rather quickly. Lots of fluids is definetly your best bet. It is untrue that pot stays in your system for 30 days. You would have to be a habitual smoker for that to actually occur. Good Luck!!
1143107
aa meetings dont drug test. what are u talking about? his breath? brush your teeth, take a shower and dont smoke that moarning.... it takes weed 30 days to get out of your system. but i dont see why hes trippn off a meeting... ??? makes no sense.
193815
depends on what kind of test it is.  if it is a hair test, you are screwed, unless you have REALLY short hair or none at all.  there is no way to undo what is found in hair.\n\nif its a piss test, i've had friends who swear that by using a drop or two of regular household bleach in your piss test that it will come out clean.  personally, i dont trust it.\n\ni have found that this always works, especially if you don't smoke often (1-2 times per week).  Drink A LOT of water and cranberry juice, take cranberry pills for up to a week before your test.  do not smoke at all during this week, and stay away from friends who do.  if they are good friends they will understand.  make sure that your pee is coming out clear all week.  by the time you take your test you should come out negative.  it worked for a few friends of mine (including a girlfriend who needed to pass a test for a county job, and they are very strict about those tests)\n\nfor someone like me who has been smoking daily (many times a day) for over 8 years what i just mentioned above wouldn't help at all.  i just have to find jobs that dont test, and for those that do i have a Prop 215 card in CA that helps me get away with it... thank you ADA and NORML!
478988
Considering that you have never smoked it before, you will not register on a drug test after 24 hours (probably less).\n\nThose "cleansing products"?  Crap.  They are diuretics.  They simply make you urinate.  They do not magically bind to the marijuana by-products.  All you need to do is simply drink the 64 fluid ounces you are normally supposed to drink for good health.  If you want, a little aerobic exercise to burn fat might help a tad too.\n\nBut really, you don't need to worry.  \n\nWhat I would recommend, just to make yourself feel better... is to buy one of those over the counter marijuana tests from a local drugstore.  Test yourself in th privacy of your own home.  You'll register negative after 24 hours.
349651
28 Days is supposedly what it takes for pot and opium to leave your system.\nHowever if a hair strand test is done, this will take much longer, I am proof....I quit 6 weeks ago, and just failed....\nHave a great one, don't even do it!
773043
this tests you for evrything you have done. pot stays in your body for about 30 days, coke for about 72-80 hours and ackohol for about 12 hours, sorry for the spelling.  other drugs i am not sure.if you are on probation you  have probably spent time in jail already.  which is more important , your drugs or your freedom.  do you want to order pizza or have a jail meal.  do you want to visit your family in person or send them jail mark cards.  its your decision , be strong.
127224
Allright. This is cgoing to be tough but if you are truly commited we can get this done.  First take all the pot you have (and all you cant get from your siblings and friends) and place it in a plain paper bag. Take this to the "illeagal drug disposal facility" which is in the men's room at the downtown Greyhound station. Hide the bag behind the 3rd urinal (don't be seen) and walk away. If you feel the need to get high again blow your entire check on a QP of something sweet and bring that down to the drug disposal center. You'll feel better soon.
521798
It takes time to get the drug out of your system.  It varies with person to person, but after 30 days you should be completely free of THC.  Even if you don't smoke for two weeks it will still appear positive in a urine drug screen.  \n\nWe recently did testing on a fair amount of people who were regular marijuana users.  Some were clear after two weeks, but the majority took 30 days.
510537
That won't work, they'll know its been refrigerated. You'll have to drink your friends urine right before the test so that    the clean pee comes out of your body. Get all high and think about it, it will make sense then. Smoke a phat J and then guzzle some piss, works like a charm.
370968
Urine drug testing is the most commonly used and most inexpensive from of drug testing. While most drugs will be washed out of your system after a few days, marijuana will test positive for several weeks after the last use. This is because THC is not water-soluble and will actually "stick" to the fatty tissues in your body.
454410
Yes.  THC can be detected in a urine test for approximately 28 days, longer if you are a heavy user.  Sorry I can't give you the answer you were hoping for.  Sweating a lot will absolutely not remove the THC from your system, nor will drinking a lot of water.  It is not as simple as "washing" it out of your system.  The solutions that you find on some websites that are supposed to clean your system may reduce the number of days by only a few, but will not work if the test is two days after smoking.
610519
Give it 4-8 weeks to be safe. To really speed it up and help flush out, try drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. Also, if you can get some Golden Seal or a multi-vitamin containing Golden Seal then that will help with the flushing out.\n\nYour absolute best way to go though is stop smoking the crap. Then it's guaranteed out of your body and you have no fear of getting caught and facing trouble.
802276
Alice,\n\nI was at a party nine days ago, when my friends all started smoking pot. I didn't give in to the peer pressure. I didn't smoke any. But I did stay and hang around with them, and I think I got a little "contact buzz" from the second hand smoke. I'm in the military and have a random drug test tomorrow. Will second hand smoke show up in pee tests?? Please help me.\n\nThank You\n\n \nDear Reader,\n\nAttention! It's past tomorrow, so you either passed or failed your drug test. But for future reference, second-hand marijuana smoke — buzz producing, or not — can leave traces of the chemical tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) in your urine for a day or so after breathing the smoke. Usually, the amount is not enough to make you test positive. Most drug tests have intentionally high standards to avoid false positive results due to incidental ingestion of second-hand smoke.\n\nHair testing (which is rarely done because the results are not as reliable as results from urine tests) can give information about someone's drug use over a longer time period, say a month or so, rather than just a few days (for most drugs), or a few weeks (with heavy marijuana smoking, for example).\n\nBy the way, in order for you to test positive for THC, the marijuana smoke would have to be so thick that it would irritate the eyes of smokers and passive smoke breathers alike. Avoiding smoke-filled cars, unventilated rooms, and other enclosed smoky spaces can help ensure that you can hang out while your friends toke and still be clean for bugle call in the morning.\n\nhttp://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1289.html
356532
it is a myth that marijuana lasts in your system (I've heard weeks, months, etc) That is medically impossible.  Marijuana leaves your urine in about 12-24 hours, depending on your metabolism.  You know how you smoke it and then get high, then once your high is gone you feel kind of depressed for a bit afterwards?  This is  you body cleansing itself of it's toxins.\nI got tested once only 2 days after smoking pot with a urine and a blood test-both came out clean.  No worries.
992101
The fact of the matter is that although there are a ton of products out on the market that purport to get marijuana and other drugs out of your system quickly, they are not actually effective.  All you're going to get from these type of products is a slimmer wallet and a positive drug test.  Don't waste your time or your money.  Drugs will show up in your system regardless of what weird measures you try to take to get them flushed out.\n\nIf you are a chronic smoker of marijuana, it will stay in your system longer.  If you don't smoke as much marijuana (for example, you went to a party and had a few hits off a joint) then it will leave your system more quickly.  It can stay in your system for up to 30 days, again depending upon how much and how regularly you smoke.  If it has been at least two weeks, you're probably going to be okay.  Otherwise, you could try to switch your urine with someone else's.  Just make sure you don't switch it with a woman's urine, because if she is pregnant it's goign to be very strange...\n\nThe people suggesting that you take goldenseal or drink gallons of water are sadly misinformed.  People also may suggest you take other measures like drinking vinegar, etc.  You should be aware that you can actually die from drinking too much water--you have to drink a lot, but it does happen, and it's called water toxicity.
640856
Smoke more pot, get off the chems.  You'll be fine.\nRed