Your most embarrassing moment?
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Truthfully.  I had used the timer on my digital camera to take some naked self-portraits and a friend of mine borrowed my camera.....\n\nOoops!
801226
You could write one about your most embarrassing moment. Be sure and embelish and make it charismatic.
272463
I was in a grocery store.  I must have been about 10.  My sister was pushing a cart, and I was in front of the cart.  I kept stopping to make her mad.  She slammed the cart into me really really hard.  I bent over I was laughing so hard, and I let a huge fart.  We were both so embarrassed.  There were about 6 people that saw it all.  Good times.
682629
Years ago I was on my way to India. I had gone to the restroom at the Raleigh Durham airport in N.C while waiting for my flight. I had chosen to wear a dress that I thought would be comfortable anyhow when I was in the restroom the back of my dress got caught in the top of my panty hose. I wasn't aware of this and when I came out of the restroom everybody in the airport was pointing and laughing. I couldn't figure out why and my cousin had to quietly tell me. I was so embarrassed that I cried.
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
975436
When my fiance directed a lot of the party's attention to me and said isn't my baby so cute?, and then said I Love You Boo! That was the first time in my entire 24 years that I wanted to cry with gratitude, but was so embarrassed!
703642
Accident? You fell in?
211022
I was at home alone when I was about 14 and I decided to mastur-bate on the couch. when I was in the middle of it my fathers good friend walked in.  I was covered by an afghan but was still very embarrassed and didnt move a muscle until he got up and left.  It was only a couple minutes but seemed like forever
727593
Okay, embarrassing, but not necessarily funny.
454274
In a highly embarrassed state !
1028779
Well most embarrassing moment of my life happened a long time ago when i was barely into my first week of grade 8 and this girl that i liked from the year before was in the same class as me, so i asked her out and she told me to take a number and laughed and walked away, well 6 months later i got the courage to ask her out again, thinking that we have been in the same class together and have done class projects together, that she might say yes to me this time, well she said she would think about it and left with her friends two day's later she came up to me and said OK we can go out together and she told me to carry her books for her so i did two weeks later she came to me and said that her parents would be gone and her sisters would be at there friends house for a sleep over, so she said we could have the place to our selves and we could watch movies till as late as we wanted to, at the time i was still a bit naive about signals and stuff so i thought she just wanted to have a movie night, so i told my mom that i was going over to one of my buddy's house to crash for the night because it wasn't a school night and i didn't have home work, so she says yes, and i leave for her house, when i get there she asks me in and we get ready for movie night, make popcorn and turn the lights low and pop the movie in, well half way through the movie she say's she is bored and invits me up to her room she starts kissing me on the bed for like 10-15 minutes and she say's she has a suprise for me and that she needed to go into the bathroom to change into something more comfortable, so i start to get nervous, not because i think she has something planned for me, but because at that age i was still new to this whole thing, so i get undressed and lay on the bed, move around a few times to try and get into a cool pose, we while i was alone in the room, she must have had a cordless phone in the bathroom, and called down stairs to a seperate line or something, but anyway it was a trap for me, hear i am in my birthday suit and in bursts her friends with cans of silly string and start to spray me with the stuff, and when the cans were empty they start to point at my croch and laugh at me, well being completely embarrest and humiliated i cleaned my self up as best i could and jumped out the second floor window and fractured my angkle, but being so humiliated i couldn't go home because i told my mom that i was at my friends house, so i went down to the train tracks and slept in the trunk of an old car, it got cold that night, by morning i had hypothermia and minor frost bite, i made it but wished i died that night.
821518
My worst screwup was when I was a catering waitress for a wedding, "Family style" (bowls of food placed on the table and people help themselves).  I spilled green bean juice from the bowl onto a woman's dress.  She was so p'ed off!  But her husband laughed hysterically and handed me a $10 bill!  Oh my...
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Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
240831
one time i was with a group of my friends at the movies and i went towards the bathroom and turned around to tell them where i was going, and when i turned back around i hit the wall face-first. I PUT AND DENT IN THE WALL, ANNNNNDDD BROKE MY BRACES AND HAD TO GET THEM FIXED!!!....\n\n\n.... nice to get that off my chest.. ty ;)
193005
when i forgot to lock the public bathroom door. so you can imagine the shock they got. honestly it was not as embarrassing as some may say, only your' left laughing about it once you picture yourself in their shoes.
955208
we all will have embarrassing moments. =) laugh it off as you did and really mean it. dont let it get you down...
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I was an acolyte and was performing as deacon at the time.  During communion (the rail was pulled and pad down for people to kneel, and I was seated on the altar behind the rail). \n\nThe stupid torchbearers who were sitting in front of the rail behind the choir were making faces at me and I started to laugh.  I mean REALLY side splitting about to pee myself laugh.  I was absolutely mortified, and that just made me laugh even harder!\n\nI ended up bowing my head, moving the rail, hopping over the kneeling pad, and running to the sacristy.  Luckily everyone thought I was crying, and that I was sick. \n\nJust terrible.