What is the best and easiest way to rip people off?
111264
ROFL i about S-hit myself when i read this LMAO your hilarious. Um be a lawyer or a car sales man Lol
486906
whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for $1000 apiece.\n\nor a million hot chicks.
327286
Rob a bank..then take the money and by a ticket from a scalper.
1146182
I will teach you how to create exploit. just send me mail.\n\nGood luck!!!!!!!
1028830
Best trick would be to promise free bucks to visitors... problem is, might get you in legal issues hehe....
304910
First start stealing things and than justify it by saying, "I'm a pirate and i pirated that object for my own gain.  It is my booty. ARRRR!"  After you canv callously steal, you are on your way to becoming a pirate
631599
get my revenge and then dump them!
996728
Try to sell something exclusive , \n    for example celebrities shit .
522732
cheapest/fastest way is to kill someone & use the body. Of course then I tend to look for easy answers at times :)
501966
sell your soul to the devil\n\nlol just kidding
816996
Get rid of the loser.
331468
Being such a popular event, I don't think that you will be able to get a reasonably priced ticket.  However, just to get back at the ticket touts, mug one and then report him/her for extortion.
1141506
DTMFA!!!\n\nHey! If you have any friends like you send them my way so I can deceive them and use them and then slowly start dumping them when I get sick of them like your bloke is doing to you!!!
594246
1) Stop dealing with the company\n2) Go to their website or phone their 1-800 cust serv # and tell them why.\n3) Tell everyone one of your friends, plus EVERYONE on the internet the name of the company and what they did to offend you.\n\nSo, the company won't have your money.\nThey'll probably send you coupons or a letter of apology if you give your info to the cust serv # guy.\nYou give them a black eye in advertising.
954262
youve been ripped off
448212
Just do it... just say "no thank you".  If anyone ever does give you an attitude just explain that you donate to charities and organizations already on your own and if you want to send someone a card to "get well", you're sure you can scrounge up a couple of dollars on your own.
1186173
Start with the police.  Also, talk to the owner of the establishment, unless he's one of the thieves.