"give a rat's tushie"?
99581
Usually spoken in harsher words, but it comes from another way of saying "do not give a poop"\nIt means "I do not care."
1095586
I have licked ketchup from many a saucey tramps "booty"\nABSOLUTELY DELICIASS YUMYUMBUMBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nDid you know .....when you lick ketchup of the foot of a tramp... remember to turn her upside down first... and smack her on the bottom ..hard. she likes that!!!!!!!!!!!!
457732
ask the little Piggy for help
981003
teach it to sing bad and put it in V\n\nlmfao
100546
yo homeslice. doggy dogg. give the man some cheese. lol
800787
No.\nJust shoot the rat and get it over with.
1004459
Alcohol, marbles, chess pieces, light bulbs, bullets, spoons, dogs, your neighbor, etc. Maybe you should look in the pet isle for food that you CAN feed it. Also feed it a variety of vegetables and fruit if they like it.
121946
Wouldn't you rather get rid of the critter?  Nobody likes rat poopy in their rice.
317888
A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and demands, "Make me one with everything."\n\nThink about it....
233980
Why would you want to talk to them??\n\n*it was a joke actually...why would you want to talk to the help. \n\nrata del paquete - pack rat in spanish. \n\ndictionary.com defines a pack rat as: someone who collects things that have been discarded by others. \n\nspanish translation: alguien que recoge las cosas que han sido desechadas por otras\n\ndo they understand any english?
377664
tie a hamster to it with the claws on the tip of your wee wee..............
865302
Arnie gets dooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnn!\nalso, let off some steam. \ngetting down is the way forward.\nyour friend is a twunt.
660144
go here... http://faculty.uca.edu/~march/bio2/ratdraw.htm
1171101
Yes! I love rats... they are so cute! :)
661829
Do one for Because of Winn-Dixie! It's one of my favorite books. You could do the scene where Winn-Dixie and Opal come to the pet store and Otis is playing his guitar and all the pets are still and quiet and then they go crazy!\n\nI'm not going to write it for you, but here's how it could start:\n\nOPAL: "Well, it's our first day working for Otis, Winn-Dixie. Let's go to the pet store."\nWINN-DIXIE: "Woof!"\nOPAL: (whistles as they walk to the pet store) Here we are!\n(Otis is playing the guitar. The animals are spellbound.)\n\nYou write the rest!
220187
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Bite_Fever
130122
Dude, couldn't they just get another mouse? Thats gross and uncalled for. Its animal crulty. Lets see how they like it if we pop one of their balls off. Lol.  \n\nOops, I had a blonde moment. I didn't pay attention to what the memo was for. Guess I thought that it was for rat labs or something lol.