What's your perfect recipe for farting?
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If you want more smelling farts, you have to include in your diet food containing amounts of Hydrogen Sulfide and Sulfur.  The more rich in Sulfur your diet is, more of those gases are going to be produced by the bacteria in the intestine, and  more smelly they will be your farts.\n\nFoods like onion, and eggs, are remarkable to produce stinking farts. On the other hand, for example, beans, produces great amounts of farts, although not necessarily smelly. Sorry aboyt my english... Enjoy your farts!
760869
i like the word fart, it explains itself perfect
284873
Yeap, I do. In fact, I've learnt that if I clenched my butt in various degrees, the fart sounds can be varied... One day, I hope to make an orchestra of my farts!
1164516
my favorite is. filet it and drop it in a zip-loc bag with some potato flakes (instant mashed potatoes, idahoan for example) a little salt and pepper. cook till golden in shortening or oil.
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
362008
vinegar and baking soda. \nWill also be fun experiment for them!
901527
Homemade Lasagne ! yum....\nalso fried green tomatoes.
544015
make a pill that makes farts smell good
1171241
Peppermint... or Ginger Ale\nSometimes the best thing is to just upchuck..\nAnd  I forgot about it because it doesnt work all the time - but the "warm rag on your tummy" does work sometimes (usually for the gassy feeling)
984145
a fart and a lighter comes to mind . . .
1125551
FIRST, do not call it a fart.  Call it a poot.  That sounds cute and feminine.  BE gentle about it, then go ahead.  If you can make it silent but deadly, that is the best.... make sure you leave the room right after and say it snuck out...  just kidding.\n\nMY wife does not like to poot in front of me, but sometimes it sneaks out and she turns all pink, so it turns into an opportunity for me.  Your husband needs to be given an opportunity like that... lol.
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Fermented food produces different types of fumes, some of which smell. Flatulence contains odorless gases, such as nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, and methane, but it also contains the "oh-so-nasty" hydrogen sulfide, which causes the smell. If you have not noticed by now, some of the aforementioned fumes are flammable, like methane and oxygen, so you can, in fact, burn farts. Yes, you can set them aflame; it is not a myth, and a great way to impress the girls too... you do know I'm joking?\n\nHow much odor is produced also depends on the food you eat. Vegetarians might fart as often as meat-eaters, but their "serenades" do not smell as much because vegetables produce less hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich the foods you eat, the more your farts will stink because bacteria will generate sulfides and mercaptans as they break down the nutrients. Beware: even though cauliflower is a vegetable, it also makes you stinky, so watch out!
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I fart like a goodun every day and it doesn't matter what i have eaten but how fast i have gobbled it up. If i eat something hot i seem to cool it down by breathing on it as i put it in my mouth and i take in more air. \nI can fart for England but i have never been able to burp, no matter how hard i try, sigh,\n\nCarry on farting!!!!! hooray for farts,
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Front ... period,\nBack ...wet fart..\n\nNext !
1146278
Not ashamed to admit I saved a few farts in my time. yes you can save a fart and it does light on fire when exposed to flame. the problem lies when you want to add a second fart to the jar as it lets out the first one. a man could be rich if he invented a 2 stage fart jar and sold it to spencers gifts. it would have to be made with some sort of vaccum device and an airlock chamber.\nI would also add a chemical that reacts to methane gas turning it a certain green color green is the color of choice for farts i think but yellow might be good also. just think of the ramifications maybe even a chewing gum that can react to methane and when you fart it gives off a colored vaporius cloud how cool would that be we could make millions! muuuhaaaaaa! a billion dollars!
684963
you fart in a baloon and pop it in her face
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1. Make a distration\n2. Close you're @$$ cheeks together \n3. Yell while farting\n4. Balme it on the teacher\n5. Fart in a direction and blame it on someone else