Adderall (Killing an Ant) Funny?
98563
that is kind of funny.
1031667
Is it okay if it isn't yo mama jokes?Becuase I only have one: Yo Mama so poor when she was kicking a can and I asked her, "What 'ja doin'," she answered, "moving"\n\nA man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement. \n\n"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks." \n\nSix weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. \n\n"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!" \n\n"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help." \n\n"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house." \n\nWEIRD FACT OF THE DAY: The largest apple pie ever baked was forty by twenty three feet. \n\nON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: In 1919 1st issue of NY Daily News published. \n\nBORN ON THIS DAY: In 1956 - Chris Isaak (actor: Little Buddha, Silence of the Lambs, Married to the Mob, Twin Peaks; singer, songwriter: Wicked Game, Blue Hotel, LP: Silvertone). \n============================================================================================================================\n\n\n\n So there was an american, a black guy and a mexican that found a genie who granted them each a wish. The black guy asked that he and all of his brothers in America be taken back to their homeland of Africa, so the genie did it. The mexican asked that all of his people in America be brought back to their homes in Mexico, so the genie did that as well. Then the american said: "So you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are gone?" and the genie replied "Yeah"; so the american said "Well then i'll have a coke." \n\n ============================================================================================================================\n\nA young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the\npharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom.\nI'm going\nto my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think\nI may be in\nwith a chance!"\n\nThe pharmacist gives him the condom and the\nyoung man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me\nanother condom because my girlfriend's sister is very\ncute too. She always crosses her legs in a\nprovocative manner when she sees me and I think I might\nstrike it lucky there too."\n\nThe pharmacist gives him a second condom and as\nthe boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on,\ngive me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is\nstill pretty cute and when she sees me she always\nmakes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think\nshe is expecting me to make a move!\n\nDuring dinner, the young man is sitting with his\ngirlfriend on his left, the sister on his right\nand the mum facing him.\n\nWhen the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head\nand starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner\nand thank you for all you give us."\n\nA minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank\nyou Lord for your kindness."\n\nTen minutes go by and the boy is still praying,\nkeeping his head down.\n\nThe others look at each other surprised and his\ngirlf
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Hehe, yeah, that WAS cute.  I keep hoping Pfizer or Eli-Lily, or like, Fielding Pharmaceutical will re-introuduce Quaaludes.  \n\nLOL!\n\nWouldn't that be hilarious?
370324
laugh its bloody head off
381045
I've downloaded a couple of episodes from Limewire. It's hotter than Family Guy (at least for me). Seen the episode with Gangstalicious? Funny as hell.
546755
thats frickin great!!! rape the cat!roflmao and bumping my head!   and the sausage one...now thats funny!!!
822360
Hehe...I LOVE SICK JOKES!  Sexy bear that wont die...hilarious and original!  I give u a 100 on a scale of 1 to 10!  I'd like to meet that bear sometime!  But im just a sick person, anyway, lol...
1147964
It's pretty funny... and I'm sure it's something you'd hear if you had voices in your head or you were high. It's very psychadelic and whacky.\nIt makes me laugh every time.
954014
its about time i heard somthing funny lol
817323
Scrubs it's one of the top 3 most hilarious shows ever made! anyone who doesn't think it's funny obviously has something wrong with them. I think we should sick the janitor on them lol. Remember when the janitor kept squirting JD in the crotch with the water bottle and the last time he did it, it was a cleaning chemical ROFLMAO! love it!
406901
good point - yeah a funny torture
435345
lol thats hilarous!! sorry but it is funny
182464
mildly amusing. \nNow I have some humorous audio for you (below)
485067
I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.
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"Satan... Eats... Cheez ... Whiz... "\ndun Dun DUUUUUN!!\n\n\nHe's funny.
1171602
LOL!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!! MAYBE ITS BCOS IM SIMPLE MINDED BUT I FIND THAT HILARIOUS!!!!!! GOOD ON!!!!!
1067844
Funny as heck....that is really funny, I am going to use it. :)  And everybody needs to stop being so serious.   Laugh at it, cause you know you want to.  This poem has a little satire in it.....you know just like the Archie show or the Jeffersons that everyone laughed at.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! :)