How does this dirty/sex joke about insects and "spitting bald man"go?
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I'm not sure, but it seems like you are almost there!  Good luck!
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Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
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I love that joke.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen I heard it 25 years ago.  You must be a fantastic archaeologist to dig that one up.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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You are such a lying stinking blowfly you made up this whole story just to make fun of the Jesus mooks here and see what kind of mush they would write. It is pretty funny though. If they would believe that from an insect like you I wonder what a swine like me could get away with. Maybe I'll auction the true cross on Ebay.
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I woulde tell the following joke and hope the punch line was understood:\nA famous English tea taster, believing he had tasted every tea known to man, decided to retire. At his retirement party, someone mentioned a tea made from the hair of a koala bear and only available in a small town called Mercy in the Australian Outback.\nWell, because he hadn't tried this tea, the tea taster postponed his retirement and set off for Australia. After his British Airways flight landed in Sydney, he switched to Qantas for a flight to Alice Springs then to a bus which took him to Mercy, deep in the Outback.\nWalking along the only street in Mercy, he found a small bar, went inside, sat down at the counter and asked the barman if he could have a cup of the famous tea made from the hair of a koala bear.\nThe barman went back to the kitchen an a few minutes later returned with a cup of the tea. The English tea taster took a sip and immediately spat it out.\n"This tea is vile, the worst I've ever tasted," he exclaimed. "It is also full of hair; the very least you could have done is strain it."\nThe barman, somewhat taken aback, said: "But sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."
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You guys have got to be kidding.  Haven't you ever heard as sick joke.  LOL!  Hey, I have another one:\n\nJoke:  \n\nWhat color were Christa McAuliffe’s eyes?  \n(She's the Teacher that was killed in the Challenger disaster back in 1986)\n\nAnswer: Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way.\n\nFor those of you that took that question seriously and responded seriously you guys need to get a life.  For those that understood it was just a sick joke, congratulations!\n\nBTW, sick jokes do usually offend some people, that's why their called sick jokes!!! LOL!  This joke was actually kinda funny.  And for all those that are missing the sick joke sense of humor gene just remember that it’s the joke that was funny not rape!!!  Geeezzzz!!!
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I think the second time around the man should pull his waist line out for the donkey to actually see. How could the donkey see if the man was whispering in his ear? I know it could be implied it was done afterwards but the joke would run smoother if it were rewritten. Still not a bad joke. It's been a while since I've heard it.
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are all enjoying a beer in a pub when three flies come in through an open window and land plop, plop, plop, one in each beer.\n\nThe Englishman says, "Bloody fly." then takes a fork, genlty removes the intruder, wraps is up in a napkin and throw it away.\n\nThe Irishman says, "DIE, FLITHY FLY!!!" then smashes his mug, fly and all against the wall.\n\nThe Scotsman picks up the fly, bends on wing behind its back and says, "Spit it out you little thief!"\n\n***\n\nI saw a Scotsman sitting on a park bench crying the other day.  I asked him what was wrong and he said, "My comb lost a tooth today."  I replied, "Bid deal?  It's not like it won't work anymore."  He said, "It was the last one!"
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ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding\nthe plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.\nEager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"\n\nShe turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."\nHe swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!\n\nStruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who\nis most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men\nof Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."\n\nSuddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this\nwith you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Hey!!!!NICE!!!\nI really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!\nI give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.\nI hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
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You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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What is it about Grandpas and nasty jokes? My grandpa used to always tell innapropriate jokes. Like sexual jokes in the wrong company.\n\nThat is a good one though.
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
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The joke\n\nThree parts\nThis joke almost always has these elements — alternative versions may change this form, but such versions tend to assume that the audience is already familiar with the joke:\n\nThe setup: The joke always begins with a "family act" going in to see a talent agent.\n\nThose who meet the agent can include the whole family, or just one family member (usually the father). \nThe agent asks (sometimes after saying that he's not interested, and a plea from the father) what they do. \nIf the whole family is present, the act may be performed for the agent, rather than described. \nThe act: It is described in as much detail as the teller prefers.\n\nTraditionally, the description is crude, tasteless, ribald, and often scatological. \nWhile most tellings follow one of a few basic forms, the description of the act is meant to be an ad lib. \nIt should be as far beyond the boundaries of propriety as the comedian can muster. Incest, pedophilia, scatology and bestiality are common themes. \nThe punchline: The agent asks what the act is called, and the answer is always the same: "The Aristocrats!"\n\nThe punchline may be modified in some variants, but generally such variants are told only in a context where the original joke is known. \nBecause the sense of what an aristocrat is has faded in many countries, the final line may simply be seen as the end of a rather bawdy joke rather than a punchline. In some regions the name of the act is "The Sophisticates" or "The Debonaires". \n\nAn example\nThis version of the joke is fairly short, and simply demonstrates the form. Actual performances of the joke can last minutes, and it is rumored that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for half an hour.\n\nA man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." \nThe agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned." \nThe man says, "But, this is really special." \nThe agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?" \nHe replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her." \nThe agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lay down on the stage." \nThe man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow." \nHe looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?" \nThe agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?" \n"The Aristocrats!"