What is the best PRANK CALL you ever made?
114918
I like to have phone sex with the telemarketer against thier will.\n\n\n"We'd like to tell you about this special offer for new customers"\n\n"oooh yeah tell me baby"\n\n"for a limited time we can offer you a 40% discount on such and such product with no payments for blah blah"\n\n(panting) Ooh s*** tell me more Oh f*** yeah (more heavy breathing and panting)\n\n"And if you act now..."\n\n"uuhhhh"\n\n"we can also throw in..."\n\n"s***"\n\n"a free subscription..."\n\n"oh god tell me more"\n\n"sir is this a bad time?"\n\n"no don't stop I'm almost there UUUUGGGHHHHH!!"\n\n"Sir?"\n\n(click)\n\nThats about how it goes
193985
Take out a personal ad for him in the men seeking men section of the personal ads. Make the ad a little racy, to ensure that the phone calls he gets in reponse to this ad are as rediculous as possible. Oh and this prank is only funny if he's straight.
153659
My personal favorites (you can copy them if you like them:\n-Toothpaste on the telephone's ear piece\n-Pepper gum\n-Shocking computer mouse (don't try this if you're dealing with someone with a possibly weak heart)\n-Same-coloured tape over the infrared receiver on the remote-controlled TV\n-Word processor freak out (the victim types a common word in, for example, MS Word, and AutoComplete substitutes it with "I AM WATCHING YOU!!!")\n-Altered photos of "Jim with Trevor's girlfriend??!!"\n-Red or brown food colouring in the shower-head (good for Halloween too)\n-Locked wheels on the rolling chair\nAnd an all-time popular favorite:\n-Change your voicemail greeting so that it seems like you answered your phone, like "Hello? Oh, hey. I've been meaning to call you. How are things? etc."\n\nIf you must use these please use them responsibly, and remember to say 'April Fool's'\nDon't say all_2_true told you. ;)
1176945
if you work in the cube farm go to Dilbert.com. 1st and most important nothing at most jobs is so important that it can't be put on hold for a good prank. I suggest Telefoam. you need to find a coworkers phone that you can see. place scotch tape over the ear holes and the button that hangs up the head set. next place a bit of shaving cream or hand lotion on the ear piece when you victim comes by call the number and act innocent. 2nd keep pictures around you of things that help you maintain sanity. \n\ngood luck
1158203
get the high court to order the telephone company to give the frequency of prank call *that will cost you several thousands of dollars) then use that order from the court and approach the telephone company\n\nwhen you have obtained documentary evidence, you can then proceed to take legal action against the prank caller .. you will need a lawyer ,, that will cost you several thousands of dollars...\nat the end .. there wouldn't be any guaranty if the caller will be convicted....\n\nor you could tell dad and change your number .....\n\n('',)\nPeace!
591090
Here's a great site. I have used it several times with prank callers and was able to call back and speak to the children's parents and get them in trouble.  One parent even made their child get on the phone and apologize.  It was a real scream! See below under "sources."
751031
Go to prankplace.com or gagworks.com...some pretty funny stuff on there. Or a pair of giant inflatable boxing gloves (one of those sites will have them)
1027504
You but if you are really naughty call me
173593
I think you should call and apologize.  Depending on the prank and how deeply he was embarrassed, he may not forgive you.  If he doesn't forgive you, move on.  If he does forgive you, then perhaps you shouldn't play practical jokes on him in the future.
1141783
haha,That was a good prank!!I think finding a good sence of humor after this,I guess it makes a cool person,lol!
321193
What do you call a drunk Teletubbie?\nTipsy!
1127419
the only thing you can do is call the cops and get a phone tracer, and thats it unless you have one yourself. i wouldnt do that though, cus u will ruin the fun of prank calls and be a f@ggot for ruining it.
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
247962
I have two favorites:\n1.I switched the "N" key and the "M" key on a co-worker's computer.  He couldn't get logged on and kept trying until the system locked him out. I said maybe you just can't type. He said "I CAN type!" He was really mad. When he left his office I switched the keys back. He never did find out:)\n2.someone taped a opened can (empty but still had the juice)of sardines under a desk. After a few days it smelled really bad! "Roger" (the desk owner) came to change his shoes every morning;  he would bend down to get his shoes from under his desk and say "wow, my feet really stink". I would try not to smile and pass him a bottle of sneaker freshener. This went on for a week or two. He almost made a doctor's appointment because he really thought his feet had something wrong that made them stink. Man, that was funny!
213187
Did a good one once, long time ago now.....teacher was late, so we put the clock forward 5 minutes. Then they went out of the room briefly 3 times during the lesson, each time we put it forward another 5! So we got out 20 minutes from a 55 minute lesson!\n\nOne we did on a friend was spend a couple of weeks beforehand making suggestive remarks and hushed conversations about pulling something on her, then we did nothing. She was soooooo paranoid all morning, that was actually the most fun we ever had with pranks!
1071719
oh wow... u can do soooo many pranks, id die of laughter, u can pull chairs away, pull clothes down, make things float, bang on doors.... lol so many things to do