Who would be a better body guard, Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? And why.?
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Ummmmm JACK BAUER!!!!! Of course!!!! He has saved the world so many times on 24. I would trust him with my life. Plus...he's pretty sexy.
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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! Pleaaase he is THE man... Steven?? I never liked him that much...I dont know, theres just something about hims that is like 'mm'. Anyways, Chuck Norris is a SIMBOL!! That look...those moves... He is the -ucking king!!
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obviously chuck norris, he has much more martial arts and physical combat training (since he often trained with bruce lee) and is the 6-time World Karate Champion, also a karate teacher, and has founded two of his own martial arts styles: Chun Kuk Do ("the Universal Way") and American Tang Soo Do. There is so much more than this too.
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Chuck Norris (Did you ever see his round house kick?)
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chuck norris burns hotter than the sun, why cant we feel this heat? chances are your already dead!
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Obviously, Chuck Norris would wipe the walls with anybody...even Bruce Lee!
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Chuck Norris uses an actual punch as his punch line.
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As usual, Chuck Norris would win. He always wins.
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Because chuck norris was near by
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Chuck Norris...he counted to infinity twice =)
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Chuck Norris because he kicks ass on and off screen... Remember if you can see Chuck Norris, he is in front of you but if you can not see Chuck Norris you may be seconds away from death....
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I refuse to believe that Chuck Norris could ever feel a chill. That is blasphemy!
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Chuck Norris can do whatever Chuck Norris wants to do\nHe's Chuck Norris!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_fu\n\n\nHint: If you talk about Chuck Norris, you're bound to get an A!
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Who is Chuck Norris Fighting for?
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.
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James Bond and Jack Bauer