Because today, my friend farted and it was all high-pitched and sounded like it was saying "FREEEEEE!" and I had one when I was about 12 that sounded like it said "Uh-oh!"
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Yes many a times fart sound like words. Its like imagining shapes in the clouds. You hear what you want to hear. If you are about to propose you hear 'YESSSSSSSSS" farts, a child is asked about a sheep, he hears the 'BAAAA' farts, if u are seeing a film on snakes u hear 'HISSSSSSSSSSS" farts
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Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
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As immature as it is, sometimes there is nothing funnier than a well timed fart. It has to be timed right though, like in Yoga or during Mass or something.
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i fart and then i share...
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Farted...really loud.  And the durned thing smelled just like turkey.
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Oh yes... when we were about twelve a few friends and i went drinking one of my male friends joked with another that he urinated in his drink bottle...i laughed and said ha pisshead.....amd whaddya know ten years later an hes still PISSHEAD
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I think that I would rather make flatulence noises when I sat up from sitting.  I can't close my bathroom door because if I was to do that it would mean the end of the world for everyone in the house.  I mean, can you imagine me of all people being in a room, all by myself?  How are they going to be able to ask me something really important, like can I change the channel or something.  And if I walked around squeaking it would drive my cats crazy and they would follow me around even more then they do now.  So, if I was to make "funny" noises when I got up from a chair, that at least would be "entertainment" for everyone.  :)
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
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HEY I'M GLAD YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY FART !!!!
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NO  it cuter when YOU fart
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LOL... Yes, I was carrying on my 2 year old daughter standing in line at the bank weeks ago... She farts so noisy and smelly, that nobody believes it was her and there was this lady looking at me like the worse person she ever saw in her entire life.. (you know..) , that I cannot resist to laugh out loud and say... Sorry!...\n\nI was not going to blame my baby for such an embarrassed moment... right!!!!...
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We had what was called an "outhouse'.  it was basically a hole dug deep into the ground with a wooden shed over it.  There was a bench inside with a hole cut into it.  when you went to the bathroom, everything fell into this hole.  when the hole was getting full, another hole was dug, the outhouse was moved, and the first hole was filled with dirt.\nAnd boy did it stink.  This was the time when I learned to breathe through my mouth.
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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If they snore or fart loud enough, the noise can wake them.  Yes, they usually know what the noise was.  I've also known of people who farted and the stink was so bad it woke them up.
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My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
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the "poo poo" made me lol, it's been a while since I've heard that expression!
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No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.