i want a catdog for real my neighbor has one
121824
ROFLMAO!\nWhy don't try with catomato? Put the DNAs of Tomatoes and your cat's DNAs together and see the result.
311234
Well not me,but my best friend told me about his.He can eat cat food an like it!Socially that's been a handicap for him at the dog show.
542339
contact you local SPCA they will have information as to what exotic animals are allowed as pets.   My best guess would be no.   Calgary has some very strict legislation regarding pets.
186711
Play with my neighbors or watch tv
452959
LOL\n\nBeen there!!  Get your cat to blow down your poophole - that pops it off your knob every time!
100142
GOOD GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nHe's about as good at PR as my neighbor's pitbull...probably worse!
513052
Tell the cat you are sorry then have some fritos with me on the couch...  :)
627
Get her a humourous book (i.e. author Erma Bombeck)... or take her to the shelter for a dog or cat. \nA loving 4-legged friend will change her perspective.\n\nVince C, Orlando, FL
159297
woW, you are too funny! (read some of ur answers) love the little yoda pic! well, with bush so head strong about keeping them (reminds me of my child, he is always bringing in strays and not wanting to let them go once we find a home for them) i think we'll ,sadly, most likely wind up keeping some. I hope less than half though.
562935
LOL...I live next door to the scary cat lady :0) She keeps feeding the stray cats in the neighborhood and letting them have babies in here garage!!! Not to mention the 5 she has in her house!! All the strays are pooping in my yard and then going to her house to eat...GRRRRRR......no wonder her boyfriend left her and she's now a scary cat lady AND an alcoholic. Not to mention the fact that she's just plain weird.
432679
LMFAO My hubby has some BAD DOG friends, They want but don't get, I don't want rabies :)) LMFAO
75015
great if i had a pet.
672006
No. Where would I find such an animal?
376815
Try to get a picture or video of him doing things that are illegal.  He is a minor, and what he's doing is not a Felony, so it will be hard for Cops to bust him.  You may send a letter to his parents or contact a school counselor and see if you can get the Humane Society to take the dog and adopt it out to someone that would love it.  Also, you may want to contact some animal shelters in your area, and get on the net for other help.
336877
Buy him Rabbit or Piglet or Tigger.....
3696
You could get him a puppy.
619104
Nature sure has a sence of humor. I had a dog that was so gay. He was in love with my Redneck neighbor's dog. They were totally in love. My neighbor couldn't handle having a gay dog and built a pen so his dog couldn't jump my fence anymore. His dog wouldn't jump into anyone elses yard or out into the hood. He would come over and make sweet love to my dog. I had another male dog in my yard then as well and my other neighbor had two females. The females would jump my fence and get down with my other male dog. My gay dog and the Redneck's dog would have nothing to do with them. Thinking back on it, I had a backyard brothel.....