A man had the task to cross a Leopard, goat and cassava across the river to the other side of the river bank.Leopard eats goat and goat eats cassava. They cant disturb each other while he's around. The canoe takes only one of them plus himself at a time.\nHow would you cross them if you had this task?
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first trip the goat to the other side\n then second trip take the leopard.\ntake back the goat to the other side leave the goat and take cassava to the other side with leopard third trip.\ngo other side for forth trip take goat to leopard and cassava.
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How do you eat a frog?\n\nPut one leg over each ear.
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eYe !\n?\noh, it's not "eye"....\nthen yea, it must be ewe, the animal.\n...sheesh.
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First he brings the deer over.  He goes back and brings the lion over.  He brings the deer back.  He brings the cabbage over.  Finally, he brings the deer over.  \nSo, basically: [where D=deer, L=lion, C=cabbage]\n1. DLC---___\n2. LC--->D__\n3. C--->LD_\n4. CD<---L__\n5. D--->LC__\n6. ___--->DLC\n\nConfusing, I know.
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They swithced camels, so the camel that would get there first would be the other one, so the person who got there first would win.\nso basicly the shiek told them to swicht camels
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my best joke is long but it isn't super long take a look at it please...\n\n3 guys are walkin in a tropical forest, suddenly they come upon canivals, the canival king say that he will not eat them if they can pass his test, the king explains to the three guys that they all must go out into the forest and bring back 10 of one type of fruit, so all three of the guys head out...\n\nlater the first guy comes back with ten appels,\nthe king explains that to pass the test they must have all the fruit shoved up their butt with out a single emotion shown, so they begin putting in the fruit the first and second appels go in and then on the third one the guy screams out in pain, he is eatin...\n\nLater the second guy comes back with 10 blue berries,\nthe king explains the task to pass his test and they begin shoving,\nthe first 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 berries go in and suddenly the guy burst out laughing..\n\nso up in heaven the first and second guy meet, the first guy asks the second guy " why did you laugh you could have gottin away with it" the secong guy replies \n"i couldn't help it i saw the third guy coming back with pinapples!"
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Ok there's a picture. And the picture shows a bull in a field. Now a bomb falls in the field, and the bull swallows the bomb. How do you describe this picture?\nAnswer: Abominable\n\nHow do you describe the bull?\nAnswer: Noble
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lol, good one.  anyway, what would the girl want with the guy if he kinda like did animals. lol, good tho, keep em comin..........the jokes
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I think the second time around the man should pull his waist line out for the donkey to actually see. How could the donkey see if the man was whispering in his ear? I know it could be implied it was done afterwards but the joke would run smoother if it were rewritten. Still not a bad joke. It's been a while since I've heard it.
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cross first with the goat.   Come back and get the lion and cross, bringing the goat back with you.  Drop the goat, and cross with the yam.   Drop the yam, go back & get the goat.
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He was obviously disGRUNTled fidgety!\nDid you hear about the farmer who goes to market to buy a cow?\nHe discovers the only thing he can afford is a zebra being sold off by the local zoo.Thinking he might find some use for it,he buys it and takes it home.The zebra wants to be useful but is unsure of what she can do.She asks some of the other farm animals how they keep busy."I peck corn all day," says the chicken." I can't do that," says the zebra." I lie in the mud all day," says the pig." I can't do that either," says the zebra.Eventually she comes across the bull and asks him what he does,"It's difficult to explain," replies the bull."But if you take off your pyjamas I'd be delighted to show you."
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c is the right answer.\n\nA makes no sense in relation to the question\nB natural selection has a bit of randomness in it of course but is basically not random. I mean, the fastest critter in the herd may have had an unlucky day and so he will not procreate, oops. But otherwise, the slowest are intentionally selected by the lion and that is never random.\nD just isn't true, plenty of proof there.
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A cute story about a cat:\nMy friend Milan found a homeless kitten. When Milan found her he gave the kitten a stuffed lion (teady bear). The kitten essentially grew up with the lion. Now everytime the cat goes out to play, he takes the lion and puts it face down in his food dish. As if he's feeding the lion!! It's so cute!
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A different ending, after saving the beautiful woman:\n\nAll of them were staring at the sunset and again the guy felt that urge again... He stared at the woman, drew his mouth closer to her ears and said "would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" \n\nThat way your readers will think that he is going for the woman, but instead he is still interested in Ms. Piggy. :P\n\nIs it okay?
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Maybe this is it?\n\n\nby Rania Shurafa" \nCountry of Origin: The Middle East\n\n\nOnce there was a lion, the king of the jungle and he was hungry. He decided he wanted to eat the cow. But he couldn't just ask the cow, so he played a little trick. He let every animal offer himsel for herself, so that the king of the jungle could have a good meal. \n\nSo the tiger went first. He asked, "King, King, I offer myself to you." The lion said, "No, no. I can't possibly eat you. Your meat is too hard." After the tiger asked, the giraffe asked," King, King, I offer myself to you." The lion refused the giraffe. He said you're too tall and bony. After the giraffe was the hippo, but the lion refused. And after the elephant came the snake, the deer, and the horse. They all asked, but the king still refused. Since every animal asked except the cow, the cow got embarassed and asked. After the cow asked, the king surprisingly agreed, and he ate the cow. So the lion got his great meal.
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I'm ROFL!!!  *here's one for you! (since I can't give you points)........\n\nA Story with a Moral\n\nIn the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.\nThe hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."\n\nThere was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."\n\nThere was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly... and I will grab him."\n\nIt also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.\n\n"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."\n\nYou probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's more...\n\nA wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."\n\nA cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought - as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time - "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch."\n\nThe poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.\nThe fish swallows the fly...\nthe bear grabs the fish...\nthe hunter shoots the bear...\nthe mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...\nthe cat jumps for the mouse...\nthe mouse ducks...\nthe cat falls into the water and drowns.\n\nThe moral of the story is:\n\n\nWhenever a fly goes down three inches, some p*ssy is in serious danger.
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godammit, Ichi, ... i thought i was gonna read a joke, \nnot an socio-anthro-$hit experiment!!\nlol... :)