Whats the cheesiest chat up line you've ever used, or had used on you?
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! \n\nBaby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!\n\nDid you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.\n\nDo you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.\n\nHey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.\n\nHi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.\n\nRoses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you. \n\nDon't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.\n\nIf you were a booger I'd pick you first.\n\nDo you want to see something swell? \n\nExcuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!\n\nExcuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?\n\nHey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?\n\nHi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.\n\nI am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.\n\nI know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.\n\nI'd marry your cat just to get in the family.\n\nI've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. \n\nMy friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.\n\nNo, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?\n\nPardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?\n\nPardon me, are you in heat?!\n\nShould I call you in the morning or nudge you?\n\nStand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.\n\nWant to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.\n\nWould you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.\n\nYou know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. \n\nYou make my software turn to hardware!
153969
None I like honesty and truth. Goofiness is ok but be yourself do not use some lame pick up line I have heard a million times before
662863
i gotta better 1 ......\none day a senior from h.s. brought his gf over for the night.  he had to share a room with his 10 yr old brother--- they were planning having sum that night. but since the brother was sleeping in the lower bunk of the bed they had to come up with a code so the guy told his gf that every time she want his "thing" to go in to say lettuce and we she wanted it out to say tomato..so it went lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato, untill the brother woke up and said stop making sandwiches youre getting mayonase all over my face... lol
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Was that you, you son of a b*tch.  \n\nI was sneaking over to my best friends house to get some off his wife while he was at work.  \n\nShe was rather bold when she invited me over in a whisper right in front of him and their young son to party.  I thought to myself - sh*t yeah,  all my smooth well rehearshed lines combined with those years in the gym had finally paid off.\n\nI had fantasized for years about exactly what I would do  with her and was prepared to take full advantage of the situation.  \n\nI dressed in my very best clothes that I had just picked up from the tailor and started over to her place.  \n\nAs I am crawling through some bushes (her and her husband live right behind me) rather stealthily, I hear this whirling noise so I look up.  All of a sudden, literally out of the blue,  f*cking splat!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nA godd*m cake came crashing down all over me, my clothes, my flowers, and my 20 pack of condoms.  Everything was covered.  \n\nTo make it worse,  birds started swarming down on me like locust and apparently your f*cking cake gave them a case of the sh*its.  \n\nBy the time they had pecked all of the frosting off me, I was covered with whelps and looked like one of the gargoyles on Notre Dame cathedral, completely covered with runny bird sh*t.\n\nHaving just taken half a bottle of Viagra before I began this f*cking nightmare, nothing was going to stop me from relieving my now raging erection.  I persevered only to find out the b*tch was serious when she said come over and lets party.  \n\nIt was her 5 year olds birthday.\n\nA pretty lousy day all around - thanks for nothing you f*cker.
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no but my mate sent me one insted of his girlfriend\nsomething along the lines of:\nwhen i get home im ginna rip your undies off and **** your ***** til u *** then then your gonna **** my ****,then im gonna **** u in all 3 ***** then *** all over your sexy ****\ni sent a text back saying not tonite i got a headache
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lol good ones \n\ni was talking to my friend and i asked her " do you know why it's considered bad to drink and drive?" \nshe said "because you might crash nito someone when you're drunk and whatnot"\nand I was relating ti to one of you jokes and I said in a calm voice.." uhh...no" she said why i said still in a calm voice " cause you might spill your drink duh" \n\nso she was drinking soda and spit it out all over the plave ugh \nlol sorry it was long =] but thanks fro the jokes
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Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
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loser.....just cuz u dont talk..very lame
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Worst:  "I feel fine" as I pass out from an accidental blow (also later found out there was some internal bleeding).  I don't think anyone believed me.  I hope I don't have to ever do it again!\n\nOn a lighter note...Best:  "That's so fascinating!"  "Wonderful!"  Blah blah blah.  That's just when I have allowed myself to become one half of a bland conversation.  However, I do feel good about making the other person feel good.  Besides, you have to be nice to weird people because they are weird, and you don't know what they will do because they're weird.  I do it often enough, and I sort of have to anyways.
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Those were cute, I really liked the last one. \nMy brothers used to say:\n"Hello....(pause).... yeah hold on....(pause)....Oh just kidding, no ones home right now, leave us your name and number... blah, blah, blah."\nEverytime I called and they said hello I didn't know if it was the answering machine or a person.
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Naw dude, all these stupid pick up lines are so lame. Also saying "hi how are you?" thats pretty lame too. Look, you want to know how to seriously flatter a girl, and get her attentions? simply say "excuse me, I just have to tell you how beautiful you are" \nJust watch as her eyes light up! If that doesnt start a nice conversation I dont know what will. Dont use this with every girl in the room though, cause then that wold suck.
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Do yourself a favor and don't use pickup lines...
546509
Hummm...sounds kinda creepy to me...never heard of it as a pick up line, but I guess it could be...ouch..
106041
I did some volunteer moderating for an english virtual chat site. I don't think of them as any different, other than the slang they use. Frankly, I can't STAND it. IE: "wot fancy fit fab lad wold like 2 bloody snog me???"
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I have done this before. Its so funny because the start of the conversation is quite grown up and sensible and then after a few glasses it just turns to filthy talk and silly voices!!
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definate thunbs up from me.\n\nI really enjoyed that one. It made me laugh as i am having a really really bad day at work!!!!!!\n(I needed that)
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worst: "Sorry, but I'm kinda already with someone"\nbest: "OMG! 10 inches!!!"