When I was 12, I was at church one Sunday and got tongue tangled.  I was going to answer the preacher's wife's question with the words, "Oh well you took the words right out of my mouth," but it came out "oh Helll..."  man you should have seen everyone's face...I promise it really was me being tongue tied!
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Once, I thought I could let out a left cheek sneak and ended up farting louder than I have ever farted in my life. Of course, the sermon stopped and the pastor said something like, "I think the spirit is moving". Lots of laughter and I had a very red face.
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mine was probably the most disgusting experience of my life... he put his tongue down my throat and it was at a school and it was awkward and horrible. he was my boyfriend at the time and he kept trying to kiss me all day and i would find ways to get out of it. \nits funny now, looking back, but at the time i was fairly upset.
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That can fall right in line with "why do gay men talk with a lisp, and why to they smack their lips while they're talking, and OH Crap, Im supposed to be answering!!! LMAO
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Sticks out my tongue and runs......LMAO!!!!! I missed this one this morning! Hmmm you never can tell..... it is possible.
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I remember a dinner I had with a super hot girl (1st & last date) and she told me how all Mormons were polygimasts and abducted children to increase their numbers.  I attempted to calmly explain how ridiculous this was and I urged her to reach out to some Mormons to learn the truth, or at least read a little about them.  I don't think it worked, but I tried...
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Because of the abuse that religious elitists have done, people have a gag reflex about tongues.  Some have made it to be a sign of superiority, and that those that do not speak in tongues are inferior.  \n\nThat is abusive and people should not tolarate it.\n\nHowever, lets not pretend that every knee-jerk reaction is justified.
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I totally believe you, the same thing happened to me and my dad when we were in a small thrift store. It was just me and him, NOBODY else was up there, (you pay downstairs), and someone right behind me, (my dad is about a foot in front of me) said "Don't go there", and it was weird sounding, like someone said it through a kazoo.  We both looked at each other at the same time, it was sooooooooo freaky!! It's the kind of thing, were when you tell other people about it, they are like.."yeah OK". I'm glad my dad wad with me to hear it, cause I might have thought I was nuts!!
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Yes I have.  I can tell you exactly the first time and where I was at.  I was going through a messy divorce and I was in the shower singing praises to the Lord and all of the sudden it was as though angels had taken over the singing what a beautiful sound it was.  Tongues is Gods way of communicating with us when we don't know how and we are losr for words.  Why are you asking such a question?
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From what I have seen of the modern "tongues speaking" crowd (of which I got saved in), tis very much likely more demon than of God.  The devil and demons can walk through the church building if not bound before services through prayer, and can take possession of the people within...  God is not the creator of chaos, and the very thing that the wiggling on the floor foaming at the mouth speaking jibberish is jsut that..chaos.  It usually happens when the music is revved up, full of emotion, can't think cuz it's so loud...and then the flopping begins..  I saw this when I started out in the Pentecostal church.  You do not see this in a good solid bible believing/preaching independent fundamental baptist church.  Our men pray together before services to bind satan from our building and services and never never never has anyone flopped on the floor jabbering in some unknown language.  Our music isn't revved up..we focus on the Word rather than the emotional music...there's nothing wrong with a soul stirring hymn, but it sholdn't be the focus of our worship...  If for some reason someone felt the need to speak in tongues, biblically, there must be an interpreter.  Speaking in tongues is simply speaking in a foreign language...not something emotionally charged and chaotic.  We learn to speak in tongues in school...remember spanish class? ;)
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After recently divorcing from a 16 yr marriage, I went on my first date. It was terrible. He was the worst kisser ever. Now granted, I hadn't kissed another man in over 16 years but I honestly felt like my face was being pecked to death by a chicken! LOL\nI couldn't wait for that date to be OVER!!!!
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crap dude...this seems kinda scary don't it.This,has happend to me when i was about 7 years old.Just don't answer.Or say who the Fok is this?? or say something that will make them freak out.and make u laugh
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well you cant really understand speaking in toungues unless there is an iterpreter which at sometimes there is but at other time there is not and at those other times you are not suppose to know it was not ment for you to understand it was meant for God
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i was telling one of those jokes where you describe a disgusting/sexual situation and set up the listener to say the answer, and then the joke is that they have done it before. i told the joke the day before in school, and everybody loved it. one girl was absent, so the next day, everybody wanted me to do the joke on her. so, when I tried, it took like half an hour because she was so ditzy she couldn't figure out what i was trying to say.
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Okay, so the other day my family and I went out to dinner, and my son (6 years old) and my husband are on one side of a booth and me and my daughter on the other side. All of the sudden, my son is like, "Ew, dad, I heard that!!" My husband is all, "I did too Toby, did you fart?" And my son said no. Turns out it was the dude in the booth just behind them, and he totally heard my son announce it to everyone! Funny stuff.
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At my wedding I would have been like "I don't!"...after the intial shock wore off I would have said "No, I'm just playing...I really love this guy, Christian, right?" Then, I would have lied to my husband about our honeymoon sex...I mean, how was I supposed to know the phrase "worst sex I ever had in my life" would make him cry.
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My favorite story happened last year, about this time of year.  I am a catholic and I was coming back to my pew from receiving the Eucharist, and the seats are really close together, and I'm 6 foot 6 tall and so I go to kneel down and I knock down the kneeler behind me.  \nIt makes a loud bang and everyone looked at me.\nEmbarrassed, I said, way too loud, "DAMMIT!" \nYeah.  Swearing in church.  That's me.
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During a makeout session a guy once said "Your kisses are like an angel's, I feel like I'm dead and in heaven," which was really sweet but then he went on to say, "Do we have a Bible Lit test tomorrow?"\nYeah, that killed the mood.\nAnd we did have a test.