article or do you get up right away,'known as the s### and git'?
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if the article I'm reading is really interresting, I continue reading until I'm done or until my butt hurts so much from setting on the toliet that I have to get up --- I can't believe I'm saying this.......
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this article might help!
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@->--\n\nThere you go
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I think people feel incomplete by just saying the acronym.  For example, "you need your PIN" just seems incomplete somehow.  I do not know what in our brain chemistry makes us want to add the last word to an acronym, but it seems to happen.  automatic teller machine machine (ATM machine, PIN number).  I think it happens more often when part of the acronym is a noun that describes the thing as well.
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You would impact between the 2nd and 3rd second after the cable broke, so you would want to jump 2 seconds after the break. However, considering the calculations involved, you would probably end up as a heap of screaming bloody mess at the bottom of the elevator shaft before you figured the answer out. Besides, there's no telling if jumping really works.
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take it and be quick about it!
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Is this a trick-question?  LOL
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It's a good thing.\n\nThank you very much, while you're up!
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Walk straight up in a non threatening way and say....Hi my name is............, how are you?
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*********************************\nHave you no one to talk to?\n....drop the computer on its head\n...and run as fast as you can\n..screaming...I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!\n**********************************
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Yes! I like to be the first one to open a newspaper or magazine. It's sort of like a "I'm the first one to know the news!" sort of thing, and yet it's also a thing like being the first one to break the smooth surface of a new jar of peanut butter, or being the first one to walk across new snow.\n\n\nAnd that dude up there spells his name wrong...it's Legolas, no Legalos.......unless his name doesn't actually have anything to do with Lord of the Rings.
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in theory.\n you would have to sedate it severely to get on top. once it woke up it would likely throw you off and trample you into... well.  you get the idea.
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lol! Gits!! was late!! !0 infinity ten!! thx for sharing :)
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Yes, true. Do we also realize that the same thing happens when we flush the toilet after making a bowel movement?
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is this a trick question?
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there might be a - or a . in the sequence
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A hold-up?of course duh! ====jk==== ok first of all just ask?