Beacuse their funny looooooong sacred undergarments? Because the husbands will resurrect the wife instead of their god? becuase they are given new names? becuase their god charge them to get in his house, like disneyland?...........source: http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/resurrectwife.htm
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that they can become gods . have sputural children and have there own planet .wifes . and my ex, brother in law was a mormon . ever see those silly underwear that they wear. looks very silly. being sealed in there temples for all time ref. www. mormonnomore. no masnknows my history. ?
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It is scarry how many crazy people are among us.\n\nA loving god would not play with people like that.  An all knowing god would already know the answer to the question and not have to ask it.
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Yeha i know, they don't know what in the world they are taking about! Because in hell there will never ever be a party of any kind! insstead those that go get to be in a lake of buring sulfer, in total darkenss, hear cries of pain, be in solitude, and be miserable for the rest of eternity, sounds like a great party to me! NOT! and in heaven there will be no dring and sex! how rediciolous! in heaven we will be praising our holy father and be doing his will! sure up there there will be a constant party but not in hell! heaven will be beautiful, pearly gates, gold roades, safire, emerals, and stones we have never heard of will be there along with alot of our loved ones! i mean who wouldn't want to go to heaven???!!! But those that say that the real party is in hell i suggest that they do some research in the BIBLE and see what it is really like! becasuse it won't be what they are expecting!!!I agree the people that say well lets go to the party in hell, they are stupid and don't know anything! (i would suggest that you download the podcase sermons about what will heaven be like from southeast christian church! i get them every week and these particular sermons talk about this subject, you might enjoy them. they're free so that's cool just go to http://www.southeastchristianchurch.com or something like that and download the series, it's really good!! I have really enjoyed them! highly recomend them!)
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Are their beliefs actually hurting them ?  Or is it that their beliefs are causing them to rethink their lives and the changes that they are making are changing the dynamics of your relationship?  Is what they believe making them better people or not?  Obviously they believe very much in the bible and do not share your feelings in regard to the bible being a piece of fiction.  What in life are they missing out on?  Your question is very vague.  You can't judge someones beliefs based on your own.  We are all free to worship as we want.  Obviously they are happy serving God they way that they are or else they wouldn't be worshipping in that fashion.  You should be happy that they are happy!!!  Maybe you might want to get to know a little more about their beliefs in order to understand them better.
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Okay....I was taking this question seriously until I read "That's why they wear a lot of black."  LOL\n\nI guess I should pray for them to stop being sneaky and wearing black.
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Apparently they look like flying saucers. But I've never seen a flying tea cup that would fit on one of those "saucers" so I don't know. And they might like us, but if they do... they have a funny way of showing it. Anal probing leads me to think that these intergalactic folk might be gay. Brokeback Probing. Ouch.
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Why, just the other day, on my way to Sunday school, to teach the cute little kids lies and fire and brimstone .. I noticed MY carnation was all wilted, on my suit jacket.\n\nIt MAY have been a sin, but I stopped at the widow Simpson's flower bed and got a new one out of the ground, and reincarnated myself!\n\nSo, Jim (Welcome back).. it IS possible, this re in carnation stuff.\n\nand there you are too .. so it MUST be true, since we all know miracles do not really happen!
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WOWZER! You certainly did some serious investigation and put a LOT of thought into this! This kind of explanation makes an atheist proud (I'm serious)! Rather than the usual slings and arrows, you've delivered a very in-depth explanation of "the true believer" (or fundie), without calling names or the usual put-downs. Even so, just wait for the fur to fly anyway (from the fundies and others).\n\nI agree with almost all of it, especially the connection with how the Army breaks down its enlisted men & women, to brainwash them. You show how human survival mechanisms are actually turned AGAINST them in order to achieve full acceptance and subservience!\n\nNow, instead of feeling annoyed by fundies, this actually makes me pity them (well, 'til the next one insults me!). \n\nSome of the Behaviorist stuff has come under fire in recent decades, as too simplistic...but much of it holds water.\n\nI would LOVE to know what your sources are! Can you add them? GREAT POST!
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Ms CMP5260 said that they get parts added on??? WTF no, they are born with both male and female parts.  This is a great example of why gods "Homosexuality is a sin" thing doesnt fly.  What are these people to do?
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I think they are rebellious, and don't like limits. Religion consists of many limits. I think they are immature, and not ready to accept responsibility. Have you ever seen an atheist that was a loving caring mother? No because if they were an atheist at the time they had children they would believe in god as soon as they saw him/her. Also thank him every day for giving her such a gift.
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No, it’s not the divine word of Dan Brown anymore. Sorry, you’re doomed to hellfire and damnation, as are we all. Although I should point out that when it’s been done in the past it’s been called revisionism and this in turn would produce a whole new following along with belief structure. So hooray! We’re all saved again (sigh). \n\nYa know, I'd also like to say that I’ve also been reading a lot of your past questions and seeing the responses you’ve gotten from most of them and I realize one thing, people honestly feel that god can’t take a dirty joke. If God created us in his own image wouldn’t that mean he also had a sense of humor? Seriously! I mean if I were an atheist wanting to choose a life with god, these people would seriously give me reason to reconsider it. I for one wouldn't want to spend eternity with them, I'd probably be cast into the pit of hell for farting hard.
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Why would you want this?  Do you know what some of those freaks are like when they "order" a bride?  They can be total fruit cakes and abuse you.  I have heard stories about them locking their brides in the basement unless they are doing their work around the house.  I would not want to take a chance on getting bought by the wrong type of person.
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Oh Lord -if there is a lord- please smite this unholy jezebel.\nSend her to the darkest pit in hell -if there is a hell- where she will be forced to share a room with AH and Trask.\n\nEdit: AH is yahoo's very own self-appointed "prophetess". But I see that she has just changed her nickname.
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they're in a closet, along with the Joseph Smith's mormon gold plates.\n\nit's a MYTH.  get over it!
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I am so sorry God forgive me but sentimentals answer was hysterical. my husband is here and we are just tickled, of course he wasnt serious. i hope.\nyeah one wife is the biblical way to go.
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Yeah, it's interesting, if you think about it. God can find a lover for some random lady in Oklahoma but he can't (or won't, whatever) prevent or stop disasters. Some crazy lady came on here earlier and tried to say that God DELIBERATELY didn't do anything about the Holocaust, because the Jews were wrong about Christ. Seriously, that kind of logic makes me shudder.
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yah i  woundered about this , why other religions are alergic to womans hair, or it turns them on so they lose all controle.in the old days in europe woman use to were [babuskas]triangluar cloths on there heads, wich may have been a modern adaptation of the berka,bee keeper suit.\n\nit may be MANS  atempt to HIDE THE [POWER- OF THE DEVINE MOTHER],the GODDESS is ALL POWERFUL and MAN might be jelouse of that POWER.so he attemps to steal it , BY SUBJEGATEING woman the devine representatives, of THE SUPREM [GOD-WOMAN]