Me: that's crap, dude.\n\nFriend: Man, this is Chuck, dude.. like the best rapper in the whole universe! Chuck, show us some more!\n\nChuck Norris: okay her goes.. (drum beats) now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me, if you need a little controversy.. and it feels so empty without me..break it down yo!\n\nFriend: Whoah.. that's awesome, man.. you did better than eminem.. \n\nMe: (annoyed) That is so fcukin sad.. dude.
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Chuck Norris.... strikes again...lol...
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i was so unbelievably upset. i thought: how could they do this to me? i thought that they were my best friends. i talked to them and asked them why they did it. they gave a very stupid reason but i forgave them since i can't hold a grudge. a couple years later they backstabbed me again, they didn't even realize what they did wrong. those @ssholes!
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He got suspended. *sigh* They said that his answers and questions weren't "knowledge based." I for one needed to know about zombies and his questions and answers helped me greatly! \n\nJimbo also helped me understand the upside of Arby's! \n\nHe also taught me the difference between a cello and a bass!\n\nI now understand that having a good day doesn't mean it has to be a "Green Day!."\n\nHe taught us so much......he will be missed!!!!\n\n**tears**
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MY FAVORITE SONG OF EMINEM\nIS WHEN IM GONE.\n\nVery touching when he stands up and gives his speech to \nhis very last ordeal with being a father in halieys life.\nHe could of choosed his carrer but he choose her.\nKind of what we should be like? Dont ever let our ego go over our head i think is what eminem is trying to say out there in a nice way to his fans and telling everyone that he is not just about the fans but he has others besides his fans he cares about in his life.
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I Started a Joke, by the BeeGees and performed most recently by the Wallflowers on the Zoolander soundtrack.\n\n\nI started a joke, which started the whole world crying, \nbut I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no. \n\nI started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, \noh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. \n\nI looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, \nand I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said. \n\nTil I finally died, which started the whole world living, \noh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
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Before I rate Eminem I would like to say that everyone has deep problems in his case he has some wild ones but we should crucify him because of the mistakes he has made. We have all once in our self consumed lives have made mistakes and we regretted everyone of them, I like his music (some of it) but I even know that this young man has somethings that he needs to work out on his own and instead of us saying things bad about him let us try to give him some support and see if that will help, if you pray then do so but don't keep tearing the man apart like that he will never get better if this continues.\n\nSo if I had to rate Eminem I would rate him with a 8 1/2 because I want to be honest with myself and honest with all of you that this young man has went through some tough things in his young life. Let's be more supportive of him instead of tearing him apart.
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"if hip-hop should die before i wake, i'll put an extended clip inside of my AK/ \nRoll to every station murder the DJ, Roll to every station murder the DJ." \n-Nas "Hip Hop is Dead" \n\nhttp://www.nobodysmiling.com/hiphop/promotional_audio/86873.php               Go here\n\n\nYou awnswerd my question and thanks again
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i do it to every song, and the lyrics are usually 'I'm such a dumb*** cuz i have no idea whats going on. That was way off key. I really have to pee!' not funny, just what ever is going through my head at the moment.
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Im going to make up a Limerick. It is probally going to suck but this is off the spot. \n\n          There was a man named MJ \n          He was the star of my day \n          He was known for his shots\n          He was nice with the rock \n          ANd he was the best in the NBA\n\nBest I could do
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yeah-Halloween Ressurrection was pointless. What's the point of making the movie, when Jamie Lee Curtis dies????....i don't get it.....and Busta Rhymes-c'mon-you think a crappy rapper is going to save the day?? did anyone else think it was funny when Busta Rhymes started showing off his 'unique martial art' skills-i was laughing so hard-i almost cried!
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LOL thats all I have to say... NO wait I lied tell you "boyfriend" the wanna be Eminem to STOP trying to cop his style and verbal assault on people to get a record!
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That is so messed up man like who u workin 4 y u sayin stuff like that thats plain messed up? like wAT the hel did you ever do 2 you huhh and i want an answer back cuz he is a good rapper but not the greatist and omg THATS MESSED UP MAN...why did u say that? and wat the hell you @sz i don't ever c you rap s0 wat the fuk r u talking about? did he trii 2 shot youz or sumdin cuz that shyt you rote waz f''ed up and then also so y the hell r u listening to him? if u don't like him you ja
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Heres part of a news report i found:\n\nEminem Denies Retirement Rumors; Currently Hard At Work On Obie Trice LP\n\n04.06.2006\n\nThe once-omnipresent Eminem has been lying low for the past several months (matrimonial drama aside), but he maintains that talk of his retirement has been grossly exaggerated.\n\nEm recently taped an interview with Obie Trice for Shade 45, his Sirius Satellite radio station, and refuted the rumors.\n\n"People get it twisted when I said I'm taking a break," Em told host Lil Shawn. "I never said I'm going to stop doing music. What I meant was that I'm taking a break from being the frontman and the center of attention. I want to fall back for a minute, but I never stop recording. I keep busy."\n\nEm — who this week filed for divorce from wife Kim less than three months after remarrying her, has been holed up in the studio producing tracks for Obie Trice's upcoming LP, Second Round's on Me.
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Annoying, isn't it?\n\nIf I didn't know the lyrics to the song, would I be asking the question?\n\nPeople suck, let's keep it at that shall we.
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"Jimmy Shoes busted both his legs, tryin to learn how to fly.\nFrom the 2nd storey window he just jumped and closed his eyes.\nHis mother said he was crazy, he said; mamma i've got to try.\nDont you know that all my heroes died.\nAnd i guess i'd rather die than to fade away."\n\n--------------------THESE DAYS by Bon Jovi
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Eminem is a no talented idiot!! He should never make fun of anyone else...he's the joke!! Hope that helps!\n\nWe Love You Michael!!!!
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would have to hear it to know if its any good! do you rap or have studio sessions? i write lyrics but am shite at freestylin', just end up stutterin' written some mad tunes to beats though, whats your im? i dont wanna write mine in cse i get a violation, only just hit level 2, keep up the vibes, are you UK?