Funniest one gets ten points.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
330349
funny im still laughing hahahahaha thats a good one how about a 10 out of 10 just for you
492040
That is one of the best jokes ever!
425366
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
513346
I think thats so funny! My fr4iend sent that to me and i said it and laughed for like 10 minutes.
484955
I love this one...so so funny !!\n\nexcellent job, cutie
123271
this one is so funny it ought to be voted the best joke of the week!
530627
Hahaha thanks for the laugh.
506969
hahaha... That was really funny. its the first joke in my whole life that made me cry with tears of joy.
559674
The one with Bush is funny
404431
Tee hee.... Nice one..... That made me laugh
344522
*laughing* that was hilarious
522845
lolololo 10/10 gave me such a giggle
267801
Great one!!!  10 Points for you. 2 Points for me.
539529
That's too funny!!! I love it! Thanks for making me laugh today, I was about to fall asleep at my desk until I read this one!
380420
ROTFL!! XD That was a funny one.
339642
Funny!!   I just finished reading a "Jesus" joke a few minutes earlier and then along comes this one.  Still laughing.