I turn polar bears white\nand i will make you cry\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?\n\nI CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!!!\nAny ideas?
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Like the person above me says, the correct answer is "NO"\n(That's why kindergarten students can answer it.)
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*What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and \ndelicious and contains thin whitish liquid? \nCOCONUT\n\n*What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? \nGUM\n\n*What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? \nTAKE A LEAK / URINATE\n\n*You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I \nget wet before you do. \n TENT\n* finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The \nbest man always has me first. \nRING / WEDDING RING\n*I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow \nme, you feel good. \nNOSE\n* have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. \nARROW
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OMG a math riddle I cant seem to answer!!!! :-)  Awesome. I cant sleep because now i want to knwo the anwer. And so i continue to try and solve it.\n\nBest i can come up with is 113  or 240 or 50-something..\nAlso maybe another number in the 100-n-teens\n\nI did find a 1-3-4 pattern aasuming the next number in 1-3-4-1 was a 3 but was unsure of how to continue it. (its1230 in the moring here)\n\nAnd again another possible patter 1-3-4-8 next number would be 16.\n\nI know some may not even know how I came up with these, but I love math and I love a challenge. I have been trying to find any possible correlation in the numbers that I can. \n\nHope someone figures it out. I know I cant wait to see the answer.
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I'll solve it for you. Send it over.\n\nstill\nshell\ngrill\ncliff\n give us a clue
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GO TO ANSWER ... JOKES AND RIDDLES.... you can get a good idea to start off with....\n\n\n\nGUDLUCK....and by the way i also have a movie called...\n\n\nMOMMY MOMMY WAKE UP.....ITS TIME TO SLEEP....\n\n"oldskul"
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I won 10 points!\n\nThis is pretty easy. Try to stump me with harder ones.
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1 - Pick a door\n2 - Ask it "What would the other door tell me to pick?"\n3 - Pick the opposite of the answer.\n\nIf the door you picked is the lying door, it will tell you the opposite of what the truth door would say (the wrong door)\n\nIf the door you picked is the truth door, it will tell you what the lying door will say (the wrong door)\n\nSo either way, you win.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.  I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".  \n\nHer boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"\n\nThe blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."\n\nHer boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.\n\nHe studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.  Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then  put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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uummm,uuhhhh, you could tell I didn't get it? I didn't fool you? Are you going to tell everyone? I really thought I sounded smart. Way to burst my happy sunny bubble. WAAAAHHHH.\nLove & Light\nSharon\nOne Planet = One People and a mean old bubble popper
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Really its a nice mind riddle.\nAnd u gave the answer also.........but real good one.\nIt took me time to understand even after reading the answer.\nBut its great.\nNext time dont give the answer to any other riddle.........let people think and give the answer.This way It wud b better. Though i liked that answer was given coz otherwise i wud b thinking about it but i m sure i wudnt hv got it.\nTake care & God bless
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old easy riddle. block of ice.
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Think of words ending in -gry.  Hungry and Angry are 2 of them.  There are only 3 words in The English Language.  What's the third word?  I don't know if I should tell you the answer.  if you want me to email me your email address at slowslow325@yahoo.com and ask for the answer.  I have another one.  You are trapped in a hallway and you want to get out.  The only way out are 3 doors.  You have to pick which door you want to go through.  Each door leads to a room.  Each room leads to a door that goes out.  In the first room there is a lot of poisoinous spiders.  The second room is on fire.  The third room has 5 man eating lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.  Which room would be easiest to go through and get out?\n\nYou're in a locked car with a glass of water.  How do you get out?
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hehe... its an egg!\n(and i am the theif XD)\n\nI dunno, i just see the words white and gold and i just think an egg. thats just me. o_O\n\ngood riddle!
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NO\nthats the answer..... it doesn't say "What am I?" it says "Can you guess the riddle?" so the answer is "No"....
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Ask Smokey the Bear to teach you to spell.\n\n[][][] r u randy? [][][]\n.
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i guess you heard it wrong because the real riddle is: one person is digging a hole and says,"Wheres the shovel?" \nand a couple of seconds later he says, "yep sure does!" \nAnswer: The person is a 4 year old in a sandbox and he is talking to his invisible friend. He asks him where the shovel is and then he asks him if his foot hurts because he dropped a shovel on his toe. Pretty stupid, huh?
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^ That isn't the only link one could find to this riddle.\n\nWhy has it been posted like 25 times in the last week?\n\nOk I previously stated that I felt the best answer was "pressure" but I am retracting that.\n\nIf you look at the riddle, the only part that actually states a question is the last line which reads "Can you guess the riddle?"  I would bet that Kindergarten students would just be like "ha... no!" while Harvard students would be driven nuts.\n\n And well, NO is the correct answer.  \n\nSo what is the rest of the riddle there for?  Well probably because its a riddle and that is the superfluous information.