A man in jail(like in his 50s)had a visitor. The visitor was a young man(in 20s). After he left the guard asked the prisoner who was he. The man responded "Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father, is MY father's only son." \n\nWho was the visitor? PS not homework just testin ya
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The son of the man in jail.
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My brother, you are trying so hard to find your Father. Keep seeking.  He has promised this "...seek, and you shall find.."\n\nMay God bless your efforts.... I remember the search.
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Awesome story.\nA boy (Fin Belle) helped an escaped convict as a child, and this child was an artist. He lived with his uncle who was a fisher. The convict eventually got caught. The little boy was scared. He went to work for the rich lady in town who had a beautiful daughter who was the boy's age. He fell in love at first sight, the girl looked like a princess. The boy got older and grew up with that girl and they were in love. Then one day she moved away, so he got mad, and started hanging out with his uncle more and had a rough lifestyle of drinking and fishing and partying it up with his uncle. By this time he was a young adult. One day a man came to visit Fin and offered him a trip to New York to be an artist. So he accepted, and went to New York and become a famous artist. His first artist showcase was completely sold out, and he was now famous. He went back to his studio that night and let in a man that wanted to use his phone. Come to find out that this was the "Escaped Convict" he helped out as a child, and this man had made sure that Fin became rich and famous, simply because he helped him out as a child. This meant alot to the escaped convict, and Fin was the one good thing he done right in his life. He ran into the girl there too, all grown up, and beautiful. But she had a fiance now. They had their one night stand, but she whipped away to France to marry her fiance because her mom always taught her not to get too close to the one you love. This broke Fin's heart for good, and he moved on with his life. He went to Paris too, too further his fame, and years later came back to his home where he grew up. HE went to visit the old lady that was his first loves mom, but the house was in shambles. \nOut back by the lake balcony, he saw his first love, and she had her little girl with her. She apologized, but he was still in love with her, and she with him, and they lived happily ever after, the way it should have been from the beginning.\n\nthis is the whole idea of the story..if you have any specific questions, just ask\nthis is one of the best stories EVER
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oh cool! It was my mum's birthday today as well! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!  here's a joke....\nLil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."\n\nSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.\n\nThe next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."\n\n"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."\n\nThe little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh it."
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yeah, my dad is an electrician who worked there. he said the only ppl he saw there were shackled and accompanied by guards. i dont know what constitutes a "prison" technically, but i'm pretty damn sure that if you're there, you're not having a good time. for a LONG time.
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Philip one of the disciples ask  Jesus to show them the Father. And Jesus answered him: 'have I been w/ you for just a short time, how come you are asking me to show you the father? Those who have seen me has seen the Father. If you don't believe me, then believe in the WORKS that I did'.\n\nIn short Jesus was telling the disciples that he did what his Father would have done if He came to earth. Just like a son, doing the works of a father--we say: 'like father, like son'.
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NOTHING\n\nA man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: \nThe Wife said she was sleeping. \nThe Cook was cooking breakfast. \nThe Gardener was picking vegetables. \nThe Maid was getting the mail. \nThe Butler was cleaning the closet. \n\nThe police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?\n\n\nANSWER: the maid...the mail doens't come on Sunday
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my sister went threw same thing with her daughter..she finally caused so much trouble  they locked her up..... they got tired of coming  to the house for the same thing.... she spent 2 days in jail------she learn't her lesson..... her mama  flat out\ntold her---- MY  HOUSE...MY BILLS...MY RULES.... \n    If you don't like it get out.....I  was there for her, it was hard but they made it through  and she learnt a valuable lesson....
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An oldie_\n\n3 sisters got married on the same day and all spent the night at their mother's home one last evening.\nThat evening after all had gone to bed the mother decided to listen at each door to see/hear what was going on.\nThe next morning the following conversation took place:\n\nMother to the first daughter:\n"darling I went by your room and all I heard was screaming, what happened to make you scream?"\n1st daughter to  mother:\n"well it was my first time mom and it hurt, that is why I was screaming"\n\nMother to the second daughter:\n"and you, all I heard was laughter coming from your room, what happended to make you laugh?"\n2nd daughter replies:\n"well mom, it tickled so I was laughing"\n\nMother to the third daughter:\n"YOU, I heard not a peep come out of your room, what happened for you to be so quiet?"\n2nd daugheter replies:\n"mom, you taught us not to speak with our mouths full!"\n\nLong but I hope you enjoyed.
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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Sorry, I'm gonna pull a Mainworry but this answers your question better than I could have hoped for\n\nParable of the Two Sons:\n\nJesus told a story of two sons.  A father asked his first son to work in the fields, and he replied, "of course I will!"  He then went outside and changed his mind and did not work\n\nThe father asked his second son to help with the fields, and his son relied, "No!"  but later felt guilty and worked in the fields.\n\nJesus asked, "Now, which son did what was right?" and the crowd replied, "The second one!"  Jesus said, "Ah, surely prostitutes and tax collecters will enter heaven before you do".\n\nAthiests are the ones who say "No" to God, but often do what is right of their own choice.  Christians are the ones who say "Yes" to God, but then act in the opposite manner as they should.
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. \n"Hello." \n"Is your daddy home?" he asked. \n"Yes," whispered the small voice. \n"May I talk with him?" \nThe child whispered, "No." \nSurprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" \n"Yes." \n"May I talk with her?" \nAgain the small voice whispered, "No." \nHoping there was somebody with whom he could leave! a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" \n"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" \nWondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, \n"May I speak with the policeman?" \n"No, he's busy", whispered the child. \n"Busy doing what?"  \n"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. \nGrowing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" \n"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.  "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. \nAgain, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter." \nAlarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" \n \nStill whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: \n\n"ME."
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Cool joke:\n"Dad, what is politics?"\n"Politics? Well, consider our home. I am the wag earner, so let's call me Capitallism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her Goverment. We take care of you and your needs, so we'll call you the People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your baby brother the Future. Do you understand so far?"\n"I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."\nLate that night, the boy's sleep was disturbed by the crying of his baby brother. He got up and found that the baby had soiled its nappy. He went to his parents' room and found his mother fast asleep, and then discovered that his father was bonking the maid so vigorously that they didn't hear his knocks on the door. He returned to his bed and went to sleep.\nNext morning he reported to his father, "Dad, I now think I understand what politics is."\n"Good, my boy. Explain it to me in your own words."\n"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class and the Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the future is full of s**t."
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Roughly translated, it goes something like this (one of your words is a bit off, so I had to guess):\n\nBeware those men!  They will certainly drag us into a neighboring house and kill us there.  But in error, for Marcus having been upset by fear after he heard Sextus shouting, fell to the ground and lay in the inexorable dirt.\n\n"Hold on!" one of the robbers shouted.  "Where do you go, small one?  What is your name? Aren't you the son of a senator? Isn't your name Marcus Cornelius?"\n\nTo whom Marcus replied, "What do you want, accursed ones?  I have no money.  Do not beat me.  If you hurt me, my father will certainly punish you."\n\nBut the robber interrupted, "Be silent, boy.  You are our captive and (radibis? - we will not return) you to your father.  No one will be able to save you now.  For I will kill you myself."
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I am giving it a 9 out of ten. Although it is an old one for me but you expressed nicely [but long].\n\n\nI have one for you:\n\nThree men are sentenced to death. Good news is, they can choose the way of death among 'electric chair', 'rope-hunging' or 'sword'.\n\nFirst man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair."\nThen he was tied to the chair and SWITCHED ON! But there was some problem in the electic line. He survived and was released because the punishment is over.\n\nThe clever second man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair." \nSame thing happened and he was released.\n\nThird man says, "I am afraid of sword. Here you have an out_of_order electric chair. So you have to hang me."\n\n\n---x---\n\nlol...\n\n<LEEEN
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How did he get legal custody if he isn't the biological father? Oh but wait, you say "no legal custody has been established?" The whole question is a contradiction.\nMaybe you can try rephrasing your question?
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Once there was this kid who got lost in a Fun-N- Fair, the cop tried to ask him if he know where he stays or anything that would help them to trace his parents.. but the kid only kept on saying.. My Mom is the most beautiful women in this world... Helpless cop spread the word around..about this kid who they have found and he claims that his mom is the most beautiful women in this world...hearing this lots of women came to claim the kid.. every time the kid refused.. said my mom is more beautiful then u, ur not my Mom... and after 4 days... there come this black fat lady to claim the Kid is hers... looking at her the kid smiles and jumps into her arms and says to the cops, thats my Mom, isnt she the most beautiful women in the world... Now do u have the answer to your question??? every women is beautiful in her own way and its unair to judge.. or subjective should i Say.\nJust like to add "My Mom is the most beautiful women in this world"