....where the hell is God going to find 40 virgins each for all of them? Maybe they misread the contract and it's 40 for all of them to share? That would be too funny!! Either that or they'll be given clones I guess..This is just one of those things that make you go "hmmm
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They ran out of virgins, god is only providing virgin sheep for the rest of them.
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Do you notice that Jesus first tells the man that all he need do is keep the commandments?  But the man carries on, feeling that it won't be enough for some reason (even though Jesus just said it would)?  He feels he's still lacking.  Jesus tells him what he must do 'to be perfect'.  Not what he must do to gain eternal life.  I don't know about you, but, I have too many other people in my life to take care of to be 'perfect'.  Even as much as I admire Jesus.
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That's exactly what will happen to the idiots who become suicide bombers. \n\nThey'll be condemned to be  surrounded by 72 sexy and provocative women who will remain virgins forever, and they'll be sexually frustrated forever. The only minor detail is that this won't happen in heaven, but in the Place Below!
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Why, just the other day, on my way to Sunday school, to teach the cute little kids lies and fire and brimstone .. I noticed MY carnation was all wilted, on my suit jacket.\n\nIt MAY have been a sin, but I stopped at the widow Simpson's flower bed and got a new one out of the ground, and reincarnated myself!\n\nSo, Jim (Welcome back).. it IS possible, this re in carnation stuff.\n\nand there you are too .. so it MUST be true, since we all know miracles do not really happen!
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What if they werent clones? What if it were all the work of the original?\n    I think I would find that far more amusing than random people cloning him
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I could never figure out how Cain found his wife.  When I read it he was the only one left after he killed Abel, not counting Adam and Eve.   Seth was born later, so then there would have been Adam and Eve, Cain and little brother Seth, and, of course, dead Abel. So where in hell did Cain find his wife...??\n\nI've been stressing out on this for years.
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Wow i don't know what to believe, but like to keep an open mind.  How did oyur professor's friend get hold of the gold bananas?\n\nSounds weird but i think it's a sort of test, you know bad spirits and all that like when they discovered tutankamun's tomb....i certainly wouldn't have kept hold of them if they do exist!
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Ok.. here goes. . ." Does God make the "Bad Deer" jump in front of cars on the highway driven by "Bad People" ? I LMAO.\n\nThen the guy gave me best answer, although I really didn't say much !!!
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There was a special about this on the Discovery Channel (or maybe it was History, I mix them up all the time) that used the question of the possibility of Jesus's mother Mary conceiving a child while still being a virgin.  They base it on scientific theory of course and not on a belief in procreation by a Divine source.  In the end, they came to a conclusion that it is possible, and has happened at some point in the past, although i can't remember if being a hemaphrodite was a prerequisite or not.
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...there wasn't a resolution to last night's episode (kind of a to be continued...till next season)  House is hallucinating and can't tell what's real or not. i.e. He can't remember if he actually smacked Wilson or if he intentionally sliced up the swollen tongue guy and there's about a minute where he starts to fantasize about Cameron... You can tell that he's coming to terms with his his uh "emptiness" and his "dreams" are pretty intense. They still can't find out what's wrong with the swollen tongue guy. In the very last minute of the episode it's like the whole thing was a dream because the doctors are rushing him into the emergency room saying, "He's just been shot..." You hear House say to his team, "Tell Cutty I want ______" (it's that experimental drug that Cutty supposedly gave to him that healed his leg but made him crazy. Hopefully that summary makes some sense...
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God moves in mysterious ways..................!\n\nWhy did not he include a chapter "prophecies", "question and answers from followers" etc..\n\nAnd no little picture with his bibliography at the back ! really disappointing ! \n\nAnd why did he give away his author's rights ??
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With over 300 billion stars in our own  Milky Way Galaxy and over 300 billion galaxies in the visible universe that leaves us with 40 trillion stars in our universe.  Considering that 80% of all stars are sun like and the possibility that most stars will have their own solar system as we do, then we could come to the conclusion that there are indeed millions or more other places within our own universe where the possibility for4 life exists.  For which god they may pray to......Well us wait and ask them.   Wouldn't it be cool if we all prayed to the SAME god?????
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Interesting theory....I'm not sure how well that's going to work for you, especially because so many people see so many things in the bible differently.  If you do find something let me know though, like I said, sounds interesting.
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and we finally have a hands down salute from CITY GIRL!!!! well said. while I have no comment on my feelings of this subject, you made great sense and maybe some of the Jesus freaks(boy, am I ganna catch hell for that) will be at a loss for words, but I'm sure they will find a verse in the  bible to prove you wrong!
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I don't think it matters what he devil's church thinks about the date...they may have something planned but they cannot determine the future like God can.....this reminds me of the Y2K issue. Everyone thought it was the end of the world...nothing happened....from the devils' church there may be some disturbance, but whatever they do, they are limited by God's overall time plan for the end times...
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Hmm, the match is interesting, maybe we should all become Mormons, the only trouble is, I keep mis-reading it as morons, sorry, I don't want to upset anyone, it's just that my word eyes aren't too good.\n\nYes, I could, but no, I wouldn't want to.
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...is it really such a "horrible death".... considering the alternative... \n\nMany a "sperm" has died by the "hand of man"... (pun intended)..\n\nat least, these little "soon to be dead" guys... "were aimed towards heaven"...