when we go swimming my mates hairy mary sticks out all over the place,some of my other friends ask her why did she bring her hamster swimming.She is pretty naive and I want to help her so everyone doesnt make fun of her ,how can I tell her to get a brazilian,without embarrasing her
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stick some hair removal cream on it for her but make sure you squirt it out of a hair conditioner bottle and a few minits later hay presto and bald as the day she was born and threaten to sue the arse of the manufacturer of conditioner
347452
Please try and not be so shy, she will be more relaxed and enjoy helping you. People love to help and share their knowledge.
229096
how snobby do we think?  you're the one who told us she's snobby.\n\nflirting is harmless most times, but if it bothers you just ask your friend not to do it.
49781
I think that it is a natural behavior for a chimp.  Have her spayed, maybe that will sove your problem.
666520
Just tell her what you think and that you don't like what she's doing.  Tell her that you like her as a friend but thats it and you would appreciate it if she would keep her butt and other body parts out of you/your friend's faces.
579779
Your friend doesn't respect herself, your body is a beautiful thing and should not be abused by anyone, And sometimes if you feel it so not your place to tell her about herself,do it anyway sat her down and explain to her has a friend that what you are doing is wrong an unnecessary and if she is your friend she would take your advice and respect that you care so much and value the friendship she will think things through and take it in consideration.
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Use KY's jelly or Durex's lubricant to make things go smoothly your way. By the way, what's with her small....?? I just know your staff = manhood is really big. I think she's going to enjoy very much and maybe you're going to blow off her mind & body.
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Why tell her that in the first place. If you know you can't just say the good part without leaving the bad one out, then don't say anything at all. I have seen girls do terrible things to themselves just because someone told them they were either ugly, or too fat, or too thin, or too busty, the best thing is to just leave that part out. Trust me
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it depends on how old you are, and how well you know her.  if you want to tell her, there's no reason you shouldn't, if you break it to her in a nice, polite way.\nfor example, don't go up to her and say, "hey, you have really hairy arms.  everybody's making fun of you.  you should shave or something, 'cause, people think it's gross."  instead, say it to her in a gentle way, and make sure that there aren't other people around, that would just embarass her more.  try just telling her that there are a couple of people making fun of her, you think it's wrong that they are, and just wanted her to know.  if you're nice enough, you might get a new friend!  however, if you're one of the people making fun, don't do it anymore, but don't say what i said above, because that would be lying, and that is bad.  tell her the truth, in a nice way, and everything should be fine.
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Do what I do--say something stupid and they won't stop talking.\n\nThe "very specific" is the problem.  They are thinking that if I say something that puts me outside the box she's drawn then I'm disqualified.  Since I'm building a box she is supposed to fit in, then that practially guarantees that I won't fit inside her rigid box.  Why bother?\n\nDraw flexible lines, be pliable.  You can still make notes of who doesn't fit and why but that still keeps the game rolling.  It is like this one who loved to play volleyball, but could play team volleyball.  You hit the ball where that person was and there was no one on that side of the net--whomp, and it is back at you.  Sometimes you have to set up the others to get them to play with you.  If all you know is slam, jam, and bam then there is no interplay, no fun.  Take it back a notch, tolerate those who don't match your expectations, and then carefully note those who do.  Good luck.
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What are you, the stink police?\n\nI absolutely don't get you or the other school brats who have written in like it's okay to criticize "in a helpful way" your friends.  Do any of you like to be hurt?   I can just see a school full of teenagers running around sobbing because you're all so helpful pointing out each other's flaws in the name of "friendship".   When did this version of friendship start?\n\nWith friends, you're there for them no matter what.   You don't judge or criticize or tell them what to do with their hair or their boyfriends or their body odor.   Would you want someone telling you that you are selfish or immature or a gutless coward because you leave notes for people who offend you?\n\nI don't think you're trying to be her friend.   Your question is all about you, and you sound like a major drama queen, worried about how being a snitch will fall back on you.   Face it, you aren't trying to help her.   You're trying to find a way to be nasty without getting caught.   You even said the teachers won't do anything about it, so why bother embarrassing or humiliating this girl?\n\nMaybe she can't take showers at home because she has a stepfather who likes to watch.   Maybe she can't wash her own clothes because her mom's a drunk and doesn't want to take the girl to the laundrymat.   You don't know WHAT her situation is, so why not focus on yourself (like you aren't already) and see what needs improvement there?    That should keep you busy for awhile.\n\nGood luck.
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By letting her see this post!  You are an awesome friend that's a people-pleaser!  People-pleasers don't count favors cuz they're just doing things to make others feel good & IN RETURN it makes them feel good.  :-)\nAsk her to jump on Yahoo! Quetions & give her your Avatar name.  Sometimes it's easier to say things in writing, so let her see it.  :-)
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crazy glue her to the floor, lol gab her hair see how she likes it or go in to the computer and set up a code so that you are the only one that can get on. refuse to tell her till you can make a schedule on when you can both use it.
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First off, you are not fat. Stop thinking like that. Second, they are teenage boys they haven't matured past 4th grade yet.You were right to have told your friend and no it is not  right that her boyfriend says those things to you,and his friends.You are a very pretty young lady and I am wondering if you have talked to your mom about what is going on. Trust me, she would want to know. My daughter is 13 and we can talk about everything. There is nothing she can't tell me that will make me love her any less. I want her to be able to come to me with all her problems, boys and all.I really want you to say something to your mom if you haven't because what those boys are doing now just might get out of hand someday, and she needs to know where it started , also try sitting somewhere else on the bus.If your friend doesn't start talking to you then you need to let her go, that is not a friend because she should tell her boyfriend to stop. I hope I have helped some and that it starts getting better for you.
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That was a joke right? Good one! Take pics and send them to me!\n\nNow, on the off chance that it wasn't a joke...\n\nFish? If you do, take pics of the fish, I wanna know how she plans to... no, no I don't. It's just that morbid curiousity of mine surging again. Definitely don't wanna know about the fish.\n\nBut, seriously, once she gets what she wants, is she going to want it more and more? Doesn't sound like there's any easy way out of it, except to dump her, wait for her to find... (what's it called? a xenophile?) somebody that ***** chickens and all that, and call the police on them for animal abuse. That should teach her. I mean, sex with four out of five of the animals you mentioned would most likely kill them. And I'm pretty sure I know what she wants to do with the fish, and it WILL die in there.\n\nFish? Ew!
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Be nice. Take the high road. Read the stupid poem. Tell him its very nice and sweet.\n\nLet him know that your current honey wouldnt appreciate it though (if he wanted to say, take things further).\n\nIf you dont have a current honey, TELL HIM YOU DO. At another school or something.\n\nNo need to be mean. The guy in the cape is trying his best.\n\nAll parties involved would be better served if you just take the high road.
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My best advice for you is to make sure you dont keep telling her everything shes doing wrong, the first thing you want to do is tell her look you cant do this and everything along those lines, right now she needs to be able to have someone to talk to about why shes doing what shes doing, More then likely there is a root to the problem, shes not as far as she wanted to be at this point in her life, or something, see if she will open up to you about why she feels the need to go out and party like this, more then likely shes tring to "numb" out something, You dont want her to think that your not on her side anymore, and if you tell her everything shes doing wrong she might take it that your tring to rule her life and then she will shut you out, after you see what the root of the problem is you can talk to her about it, tell her that what shes doing is going to make her loose everything she has and your commited to her as a friend to help her out of this hole shes found herself in, and that you care about her health and you dont want to watch her slowly disinagrate her health and you want to help her get past this hard part in her life and get her to trust your recommendations on what you think she needs to do, then once she says she trusts you to guide her out of this problem, (keep in mind you have to get her to see she has a problem, spoon feed it to her so she sees it on her own she has a problem, like wow you used to be able to keep all this going with out a problem, it looks like your struggling, she will know why and see why) THen keep reminding her that you will do what ever she needs, that you will hold her hand in a local AA class, or you will go to a rehab place with her, what ever it takes :)