fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too \n         Cna yuo raed tihs?\ni cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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schelcpelk dinliftey cdnuolt hlep. It jsut geos to sohw the speriour rennaisog ailtiby of the hmaun barin
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With so many of your amazing Corvids having had their numbers decimated by WNV I am quite stunned at that rather unpleasant response.\nHow sad that people thrive on hatred and viscious responses.They are to be pitied I suppose ......their lives are very narrow and they are unable to experience joy in the company of a fellow living creature.\nThank goodness there are so many who have a less prejudiced and blinkered view.
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I am not a cna, but I did work two to three jobs which kept me away from home.  I just wish that I would have listened to my son and daughter when they asked me to stay home with them instead of leaving all the time.\nMy daughter is 38, and my son is 37.  I could kick myself a thousand times, because now my son is stationed on the East coast and I do not see him often as I would like to.\nI see my daughter because she lives in the same town where we live, but I do not get to see my son that often.  \nI just hopes that your husband wakes up, before it is too late because in his later years he will regret it.  \nHe can take it from a man that took his job too serious, plus drinking during that time did not help at all.  \nI know from a man's experience by you talking to your husband, because my wife used to talk to me about it, and I did not listen either.  \nMy son reminds me of this when he has a couple of drinks under his belt, but I cannot bring back the mistakes that I made.  \nI hope and pray that he does not fall into the same category that I am under.  I think about it everyday, and I know that you cannot turn back the clock.  \nThis is a honest answer from me.  I am not asking for sympathy, I just hope when your son talks to him, he will stop and listen to what he is saying to him.\nGood Luck to all of you.
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A friend emailed this to me the other day. I thought it was very touching and a beautiful tribute. Don't know if this helps but maybe someone will like it with Mothers Day coming up soon.\n\n MOTHER\n>\n> This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece please\n> read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in\n> leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure...\n>\n> For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom,\n> this is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is\n> even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this.\n>\n> The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is\n> this the long way?" she asked.   And the guide said:  "Yes, and the way is\nhard.\n> And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But\n> the end  will be better than the beginning."\n>\n> But the young mother was happy, and she would not\n> believe that  anything could be better than these years. So she\n> played with her children, and gathered flowers for\n> them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and\n> the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,\n> "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."\n>\n> Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was\n> dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother\n> drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said,\n> "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."\n>\n> And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and\n> the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.\n> But at all times she said to the children," A little  patience and we are\nthere."\n> So the children climbed, and when they reached the top\n> they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you."\n>\n> And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up\n> at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my\n> children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave\nthem courage.\n> Today, I've given them strength."\n>\n> And the next day came strange clouds which darkened\n> the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped\n> and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light.\n> " And the children looked and saw above the clouds\n> an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the\n> darkness. And that night the Mother said,\n> "This is the best day of all, for\n> I have shown my children God."\n>\n> And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and\n> the years, and\n> the mother grew old and she was little and bent.\n> But her children were tall and strong, and walked with\n> courage.  And when the way was rough, they lifted her,\n> for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill,\n> and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And\n> mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end\n> is better than the beginning, for my children can\n> walk alone, and their children after them."\n>\n> And the children said, "You will always walk with us,\n> Mother, even when you have gone\n> through the gates."\n> And they stood  and  watched her as she went on alone, and the gates\n> closed after her.  And they said: "We cannot see her\n> but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory.  She\n> is a living presence......."\n>\n> Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper\n> of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach\n> in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand\n> on your brow when\n> you're not well. Your Mother lives\n> inside your laughter. And she's
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tnx 4 corectin da typos miss manager. but, hey dnt swear it s*hit hapens. im cool. try not 2 drift out of da pic & motivate peeps 2 keep writing. da otha day wen i was tryin 2 write sumfin in ere a godam msge apeared sayin i woz not a memba. i hada hell of trouble getin round it. seems u aint got round 2 it yet.\nbut dnt botha, a u c, everyfin is in place now & if it was u who fixed it, den gud stuff. keep up da gud work
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She is entirely too young to be doing this.  Is she sickly?  My mom is going to be 60 this fall and she works 2 jobs and is a totally vital healthy woman.  I just turned 40 and we both work at the same Mental Retardation Facility as RNs.  I have the utmost respect for her skills as an RN and she is as sharp as a tack.\n\nPerhaps she needs to get a boot in the bottom to get her to see that she is not living, but merely existing.  \n\nIf she complains about the food, say "You have a kitchen in your apartment, go find something to eat if this doesn't suit you.  Otherwise, please be quiet about it."
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jus anufer dilek, man. Y eveybody be trippin.\nI be da prezident uf a large mofukin corporashun. Eveybody respex me fo my skills. Gots me a crib inda burbs, lotta flash, lotta wimmens. I be livin laage. Aint nobody gona tell me I dont deserve it o takes it from me. Dey try dey be wack. Isa legetimit language wealls use when we wants respec.
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Some people really dont have much idea!  There are people here with knowledge and I have seen a couple of "doctors" (if they really are is questionable! lol).  I know a fair bit from many years of nursing and will often give an opinion and tell the person to get medical advice.  As do many others! \nI agree that many of the people need to get off their PCs and visit the doctor!!!
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say a whole bunch of fancy made up words about computers, and then when she says, so what does that mean? say, your new computer is now officaly a peice of s*** and continue to exlpain that if you have cats , that they should not sleep in front of the computer fan. and actually check and make sure there is not a giant pile of dust in her floppy\n\nlol
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Okay... you've got a lot of good advice there. But let me tell you what the hardest thing to deal with when deployed and you send all your letters and good things from home. Believe it or not, open ended letters. Those are the letters that say everything is great, and I got hurt. Everyone is fine, and Johnny's arm is doing better. Everything is wonderful, the electricity will be back on tomorrow. It may sound silly, but when away from home for an extended period of time, even the smallest thing on your end seems like a crisis on the other. So please take my advice, when you write about what's going on, both good and bad (we do want to know everything when deployed) make sure that he knows, that you've explained well, that all is okay. And please don't send him anything that will melt in the heat. All the best to both of you.
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I hvae a phonemanel mnid? How exitcing! I've neevr raed tihs bfeore! Mabye all books sohuld be wrtiten lkie tihs. Jsut to gvie our mnids smoe execrise. Huh! How aoubt taht?
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You seem to have either a very poor grasp of logic or you severely lack the ability to ask a clear question ...\n\nThis doesn't compute, Al.\n\n(((( r u randy? ))))\n.
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Some guy Andy got a stroke and got half paralysed. He started to go into the deepest hell of overwhelming emotions and cried himself to sleep every night. However, there are these friends and relatives there who visit him and tell him not to give up. He started physiology and regained his former self.\n\nThis is a rough idea. Write it in ur own words.
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I'm a CNA who used to work on a special care unit with paitents like this.  One thing that I found that was good for them was to play trivia type games.\nThink of old sayings for example, you start by saying something like "Don't count your chickens..... and have her finish the phrase by saying " until they hatch."\nOr try common songs like Jingle Bells and have her finish with "All the way".\nYou can do a search on Yahoo to find alot of old phrases and sayings.\nI even had a paitent who couln't talk, but if I started to sing Amazing Grace, she's start singing!!!  \nThey REALLY enjoy things from the past ~ I mean WAY past like their childhood.  Most Alzehimers paitents can remember alot more than one thinks and usually A LOT from thier childhood and younger life.
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A French teacher was explaining to her College class\n>> > that in French, unlike\n>> > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or\n>> > feminine. House is\n>> > feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine-"le crayon."\n>> > A student asked,\n>> > "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the\n>> > answer, the teacher split\n>> > the class into two groups - male and female - and\n>> > asked them to decide for\n>> > themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or\n>> > a feminine noun. Each\n>> > group was asked to give four reasons for their\n>> > recommendation.\n>> >\n>> > The men's group decided that "computer" should\n>> > definitely be\n>> > of the feminine gender (la computer) because:\n>> >\n>> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal\n>> > logic; 2. The native\n>> > language they use to communicate with other computers\n>> > is incomprehensible to\n>> > everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are\n>> > stored in long term memory\n>> > for possible later review; and 4. As soon as you make\n>> > a commitment to one,\n>> > you find yourself spending half your paycheque on\n>> > accessories for it.\n>> >\n>> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers\n>> > should be masculine (le computer) because:\n>> >\n>> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn\n>> > them on; 2. They have\n>> > a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3.\n>> > They are supposed to\n>> > help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE\n>> > the problem; and 4. As\n>> > soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had\n>> > waited a little\n>> > longer, you could have gotten a better model.\n>> >
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I'm not a nurse and you see it first hand.  Your concern is legitimate. What I don't agree with is the second persons comment about getting a brain - there is actually life outside the USA. What all people need to understand is your life, my life, has concerns that involve where we live. We might care about what happens in other places in the world but we can't live our lives totally removed from where we are day to day. I think you have a life and have the right to voice your opinion. It is now something i am curious about and will look into.
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Bcuas tgey jus dpnt caree!