Here's a link to my latest picture:\n\nhttp://animatedtv.about.com/library/gallerytripping/blphoto_1b_ec_10.htm\n\n\nDISCLAIMER: These questions are made in jest. If you take anything serious from someone named The Dark Clown, well, you need to go to Yahooligans, the Yahoo kids area. I am simply looking for a humorous response from people to see what kind of sense of humor you pinheads have. Not everything has to be heart attacks and brain surgery.
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Wow, that picture was so hot I had trouble composing this answer. I have never wanted you more. Lol.
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Your question is actually a good one, one that brings attention to the moronic, idiotic tone and content they generally seem to address. \n\nThe reason for this in my opinion is that these questions are not written as genuine attempts to attain information but presented as a prank, a practical joke, like graffiti  as if they're being serious, but instead choosing the most bizarre, ridiculous topics purposely written in the goofiest most unintelligible manner possible for the fun and thrill of getting everyone. annoyed and riled up. \n\nIt's like an internet crank call. If a question appears too goofy, moronic. and stupid to be genuine then it's probably really just a goof.
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Solid information is the bottom line here, and if you throw in some humor, you usually have a Best Answer on your hands :-))\n\nSome of the purely humorous answers that I have seen here are PRICELESS. They make me laugh until I can't breathe!
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Hahaha - share your pain.  While stranded up in VT over the winter, my guy and I rented a VCR and The Aristocrats to watch back at the hotel (yes, we PAID to use a VCR ick).\n\nWe were enjoying some bubbly and were a bit giddy - yet did not find it the least bit amusing.  At first we thought we were missing something - like there was something inherently funny about it, but we were missing a piece of information about the punchline.  We couldn't finish watching it!\n\nFriends of ours watched it as well and while they found it funny that Bob Sagget was talking so dirtily, there was nothing actually funny about the joke.\n\nIt's too bad, too b/c I would like to have enjoyed it, given all the hype I read about it.
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Yes. Without the photo's, many people might think it's a hoax and not believe it. I did not think the photo's were so bad. I only saw his head. I think our society has a problem with thoughts of death and dying. It happens.\n\nI am wondering why you chose to criticise the photo presentation but apparently did not find fault with the fact that we killed him. Dropped a bomb on him. And the military following him like some TV football spectacular where viewers yell, "Get him. Get him. Bam!" Yes, this person did many many disgusting things, but why couldn't we have tried to take him alive? Are we insecure that we could hold him? A woman and child were killed along with him. They were probably sympathizers, nonetheless Americans love to kill killers. How is this terrorist leader so different from individuals I read about in the papers everyday who hurt, kill, maim, people who live in our own cities and towns. It's a cops and robbers game that mobsters, politicians, corrections people, the media and consumers seem to get off on.\n\nThanks for asking. It helps to blow off steam.
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what? please explain.  If its anything like a "rusty trombone", count me out.\n\nEdit: Just looked online, some kind of cartoon? sorry don't have time to check it out, or I would.  Is it funny? seems a bit strange?\n\nPS: I think Tripping the Rift is pretty funny, and my sis sent me a DVD called Happy Tree Friends, got some laughs out of that.
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Well, I liked it. LOL. I have seen this before, but jokes ARE for sharing. The human mind is an amazing thing.\n\nHave a great day!
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oh my God, you're still laughing over this? there was the same one that was posted 2 hours ago -- and that was yours too! for 2 whole hours, you've been laughing your @$$ off over this. it's not even that funny. you find a lot of things on ebay, you'd be surprised.\n\nand FYI: i haven't been on ebay for 2 full hours, i just happened to come across the same joke twice -- it's not even funny the first time around. you kinda killed. and i came across the same thing for the 3rd time -- under a different username, i bet that's you again.\n\nit's the corniest F-ing thing i've ever seen.
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No Dr Phil. This category is their way of toying with us. I was the first person to post here. They kept deleting and undeleting my question. Then they perma deleted all our questions and  removed the bull fighting category just to replace it a few days later. Do you think they snicker every time someone posts here?
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At first I thought you were just a Jack-azz and found some way to get a seperate account and answer your own questions and be an idiot. So how did this person get that photo of you or whoever that is. I feel bad for you!! I'll try to pay attention next time and help you out!!!
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If only Yahoo Answers would pay you for asking twisted questions. You'd be rich.\nAs for the experiments, don't know of any, sorry. \nSounds like someone else has a clown fetish beside me though, I don't like to share so back off AMERICAN_YANKEE35, just kidding. Go get your freak on girl! Careful though, that make-up he wears smears.
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I actually went into the bathroom to try this one out. Unfortunately my dwarf brother was taking a bath in the sink. I think today he must be "Grumpy" cos when I pulled the plug out to see where the water he went, he punched me in the eye with his tiny fist. As a result i am temporarily blinded and wont be able to answer your question cos I'm off to casualty to get some eye juice replacements.\n\nMy bro says hi..little bastard!
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Some questions have been posted just to be funny. The world can always use some fun. Life can be far too serious. \n\nOther questions can be poorly written, but seem to present an honest concern.\n\nI'll answer anything that I have decent response for.  Some funny, some serious.
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your on 'candid camera'... maybe.. thats all I can think of! :-S\n\nlol... I know what you mean aswell.... was very funny.. il ask about for ya.. if I find out il post it on here :-)
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Dear Da....lol,\n\nWhere are you getting your pics?  Are they jpgs?..are they in your Yahoo photo album?\n\nLemme know and I'll do a combo answer...lol\n\nPS...puter thingies make me nutso...lol
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i found this on a questions search, and man that's a hilarious quesiton. i wish they could, i might hotline a few people i know.... p.s. it's funny that some people couldn't tell that u were joking and really took it seriously. let's report them to the humor police ... maybe humor police are authorized to shoot un-funny people :)
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I like the daft questions and I like your style, keep asking the silly questions.\n\nThanks, it makes me laugh.