e.g.\n1. Freezer Bags\nMale: hold everything in but you see right through them.\n2. Photocopiers\nFemale: effective reproductive device but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed; once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.\n3. Tyres\nMale: go bald & often over-inflated.\n4. Cars\nFemale: all owners wish to be the car’s first driver, most often end up with one having mileage already on the clock & wish to trade them in for a younger model after 7 years!\n5. Sponges\nFemale: soft, are good at “sucking things up” & retain water.\n6. Websites \nFemale: always getting hit on.\n7. Trains\nMale: use same old lines to pick people up.\n8. Egg Timers\nFemale: over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.\n\nYOUR TURN-ANY OBJECT BUT SAY WHY ITS M/F
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A French teacher was explaining to her College class\n>> > that in French, unlike\n>> > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or\n>> > feminine. House is\n>> > feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine-"le crayon."\n>> > A student asked,\n>> > "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the\n>> > answer, the teacher split\n>> > the class into two groups - male and female - and\n>> > asked them to decide for\n>> > themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or\n>> > a feminine noun. Each\n>> > group was asked to give four reasons for their\n>> > recommendation.\n>> >\n>> > The men's group decided that "computer" should\n>> > definitely be\n>> > of the feminine gender (la computer) because:\n>> >\n>> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal\n>> > logic; 2. The native\n>> > language they use to communicate with other computers\n>> > is incomprehensible to\n>> > everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are\n>> > stored in long term memory\n>> > for possible later review; and 4. As soon as you make\n>> > a commitment to one,\n>> > you find yourself spending half your paycheque on\n>> > accessories for it.\n>> >\n>> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers\n>> > should be masculine (le computer) because:\n>> >\n>> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn\n>> > them on; 2. They have\n>> > a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3.\n>> > They are supposed to\n>> > help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE\n>> > the problem; and 4. As\n>> > soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had\n>> > waited a little\n>> > longer, you could have gotten a better model.\n>> >
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A lot of things....boys,money,life,\nbeauty,education,family.
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Both males and females own cars for a variety of reasons: transportation, hobby, club, status, selling and trading, trying to impress the opposite sex.
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Pro's\n- Boobs\n- reproductive organs inside\n- Feel good when you look good\n- clothes\n- make up\n- shopping\n- Some men friends don't mind helping you when you ask\n\nCon's\n- periods\n- discharge\n- Pain of periods\n- pain of child birth\n- no self confidence with trying to compair with other women\n- having to watch what you eat\n- mood swings and handling them\n- stalkers\n- weird men chatting you up\n- yes have to find a toilet to pee! Also women have smaller bladders so have to go more often\n- sterotyped to do cleaning, cooking and bringing up children still\n- sterotyped as bad drivers\n\nI am sure I will come back to edit this!
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1. Money\n2. Sex & Money\n3. Money\n4. Sex & Money\n5. Money\n6. Sex & Money\n7. Money\n8. Sex & Money\n9. Money\n10. Sex & Money & Food\n\nP. S. You're an idiot...
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Gee, let me count the ways...\n\nHow about having batteries and birth control pills falling out of your carry-on while stuffing it into the overhead bin right into the lap of a good looking guy? (Luckily I was in Europe and hoped that they look so different there he didn't know what they were- the pills that is)\n\nHow about going to an amusement park with 2 guys and riding a water ride, then getting so soaked that my pad washed out all over my pants?\n\nOr my personal favorite- I was on my computer at work, and was waiting for my husband to pick me up.  I saw him out of the corner of my eye come up behind me, yep, same khaki pants- and I rubbed the inside of his thigh & said just a minute while I finished typing.  I turned around- IT WAS MY BOSS.  Yes, 10 years later and I still work there!\n\nDon't worry about making fun of me- I am just posting this to help some poor schmuck laugh at themselves more.  I certainly have learned to!
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#1 Hygiene...that covers like all...breath..Body odor...clean nails etc.\n\n#2 Smokers...if i felt like making out with an ashtray i would\n\n#3 Obesity\n\n#4 Being obnoxious\n\n#5 Having a fake personality
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1. Either a video game console or a newly released Video Game\n2. Silk bokers or PJ's\n3. Cashmere sweater(s)\n4. Sports Magazine subscription\n5. Race Car driving lessons\n6. Flying lessons\n7. MP3 player, Satellite radio, new cell phone\n8. A luxerious bath robe\n9. A naughty weekend kit (if you happen to be sexually active)\n10. Tickets to a major sporting event\n\nI always get my baby (26 years hot!) gifts in three's, one in each category:\n\nSomething he NEEDS \nSomething he can PAMPER himself with\nFinally, Something he can have FUN with\n\nfor ex: last set of presents I got him\n\nneed= pair of waterproof boots for the winter time, he always manages to soak his soaks through!\npamper= black and red velour bath robe, he looks sooo cute in it\nfun= the newly released splinter cell video game he couldnt some talking about
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Anything that women buy.   (now dont get mad girls) But its a proven fact that you women "shop till you drop"   A man might buy "what he needs now", but a Woman will buy what she thinks she will need in 3 months,   Key word-   SALE   :)
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#1- Women think their man is the sexiest when he just comes home from work and is all stinky and hairy.\n#2- We swear, smoke and drink just as much as they do\n#3- When we're with our friends we talk worse or if not more crude then men\n#4- Girls DO NOT have pillow fights in their Nighties. SORRY GUYS!\n#5- Even if girls tell you they don't like getting flowers. They really do!\n#6- Ladies love just a little compliment everyday- eg. You look hot today, Those jeans make your ass look good, etc.\n#7- If a man wants to get some all they have to do is pick up your girlfriend or wife and just throw her into bed. Girls like their man to be aggressive
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dating service.\ncopy store\nfranchise business\nhot dog stand\nshoe polish\ncustodian\nmagazine stand\ncomputer re-cycle business\ncoffee cart\npay day loan business\npet care\nlimo company\ninternet gambling casino\nthe list goes on.
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I call my GF (yes, I'm also a female..haha) - Honey, sweetie, doll face, short cake, baby doll, baby, huggle bunch, sexy mama, cutie pie, suga plum, cutie, butter cup, fruit loop, & probably a ton more that I'm forgetting...lol.
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Sex! Nothing sells like sex. Cars are portrayed as being sexy, as we have all seen in commercials. You have a hot car you get the hot girl. Same goes with many products, as they pertain to sex. Jeans, Dresses, lingerie, hair products, perfume, make up, shoes, the list is endless.
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1. Start with the basics - demographics. Clearly you need a gender M/F question but you might also want age, occupation and living status for example.\n\n2. Then add a bunch of attitude statements with a 5 point scale. Strongly agree ....strongly disagree with indifferent in the middle.\n\n3. Make sure your statements cover as many different points of view as possible. \n\n4. You could add a few other questions about other forms of buying to see if its specific to clothing or more generalised.\n\nImportantly you might aslo want to consider "in what ways male and females differ in their attitudes". I say this because your question above implies a yes or no answer. Open it up a bit and it'll also help you generate hypotheses too.\n\nCluster analysis is a "fun" way of playing with attitude statements after.\n\nHope this helps
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Buy this book..."It's A Guy Thing"\nAn Owner's Manual for Women\nby: David Deida
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MOTHERS\nWHAT ARE MOTHERS,\nYOUR #1 FRIEND,\nYOUR ADVISER,\nYOUR MONEYMAKER,\nYOUR PERSONAL CHAUFFEUR,\nYOUR MAID ,\nYOUR UNDERSTANDER,\nYOUR SHOPPING BUDDY,\nMOTHERS ARE ALL OF THE ABOVE,\nAND MORE.
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Its Funny You Ask That Kitten, Firstly I Went To London Zoo And I Thought To My Self, "Women Are Like Elephants. I Like To Watch Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One."\nThen I Learnt A Lesson From, Yelling For A Girl To Come Over, i Learnt That "Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Coming Back. Ladies Are Like Kittens. Yell At A Kitten One Time...They're Gone.\nAnd On My Final Day Off Yahoo i Learnt That Men And Women Are Quite Similar In Simple Ways - " A Woman Knows She's Wearing The Right Dress, When Her Man Wants To Take It Off.\n\nSweet Nothings K