1. In the church they say to forgive.\n      Forgivness is between them and God.  It's my job to  arrange the meeting.\n\n2. Your momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I said whatcha doin'? she said, movin!\n\n3. Your not much use to me alive are you?\n\n4. I used to box for oxford you know.\n       Yeah, and I used to kill for the C.I.A.\n\n5. Elvis ain't dead son, he just went home.\n\n6. Babe, I saw you beat that man like I ain't saw no man be beat before, and that man kept on coming!  We don't need that kinda man in our lives.\n\n7. Hey it's strawberry dick.\n\n8. Time to make honolunu glow in the dark.\n\n9. I love the smell of commerce in the morning!\n\n10. These people are not strangers and they stay as they lay.
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1 = Man on Fire\n\n3 = Snatch\n4 = A Fish called Wanda\n5 = Men in Black\n6 = Rocky II\n7 = The Ice Storm\n8 = Under Siege\n9 = Mallrats\n10 = The Last of the Mohicans
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You sit there in your heartache\nWaiting on some beautiful boy to\nTo save you from your old ways\nYou play forgiveness\nWatch me now, here he comes\n\nHe doesn’t look a thing like Jesus\nBut he talks like a gentleman\nLike you imagined when you were young\n\nCan we climb this mountain I don’t know\nHigher now then ever before I\nknow, we can make it if we take it slow\nLet’s take it easy, easy now, watch it go\n\nWe’re burning down the highway skyline\nBack on a hurricane that started turning\nWhen you were young\nWhen you were young\n\nAnd sometimes you close your eyes\nand see a place where you used to live\nWhen you were young\n\nThey say the devils water it ain’t so sweet\nYou don’t have to drink right now\nBut you can dip your feet\nEvery once in a little while\n\nYou sit there in your heartache\nWaiting on some beautiful boy to\nTo save you from your old ways\nYou play forgiveness\nWatch me now, here he comes\n\nHe doesn’t look a thing like Jesus\nBut he talks like a gentleman\nLike you imagine when you were young\n\n(he talks like a gentleman\nLike you imagined) when you were young\n\nI said\nHe doesn’t look a thing like Jesus\nHe doesn’t look a thing like Jesus\n\nBut more than you’ll ever know
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1, [TIME]-I'm living on borrowed time.\n                 Video games require such an expenditure of time.\n[LIFE]- My marriage was just a pit stop on the road to Mandalay.\n            I don't know  what lies ahead on the road to success.\n[PEOPLE]- She withered away in sadness after he left her.\n             She wrapped her arms around me like a vine on a\n             trellis.\n[UNDERSTANDING]- I preach, I rant, but you just don't see!\n                    In order to understand relativity, you must first visualize yourself on a stationary boat where the shore is always floating away from you.\n\n2. Cheer up! \n    Nobody knows you when you're down and out.\n            Your frown brings me down.   I was up $300, but I left a loser.       Better put in some oil.  You're down 2 quarts. \nIt may rain too much in Seattle, but there is an up side to living there.     Don't look down on me just because I am poor.\n\n3. [TIME]  I sit alone writing songs while time rolls past my window.\n    The past is in the graveyard, the future is on the red eye to the pearly gates.\n[COMMUNICATION]  She funnelled her hopes and dreams  into a  pint bottle and threw them overboard.  \nThey hoped the march would send the president  a message.\n[ANGER] He was so pertubed he nearly boiled over with vitriol, and steam was pouring out of his ears.\nShe was a seething cauldron of molten lava, waiting  for a chance to erupt.\nI hope these are what you were looking for.\n\nCheers.
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#1 Mi amiga le gusta el tenis. A ella le gusta comer, correr, y nadar.  Ella es muy atletica.  Ella le gusta los deportes, pero principalmente juega tenis.  \n\n#2 Yo me meto en la ducha, entonces me visto, despues me cepillo el pelo, entonces me pongo maquillaje, despues me cepillo los dientes, y me voy para la escuela.\n\n#3 Yo limpio mi cuarto.  Limpio la cocina.  Limpio el baño.  Lave los platos.  Pase la aspiradora por la casa. Restregue las paredes.\n\n#4 Voy a casa de un amigo(a).  Voy a nadar.  Voy a la tienda.  Voy a casa de abuela.  Voy al parque.  Voy a dormir.  Voy a la iglesia.\n\n#5 Mi papa me pedira que pase la aspiradora, barra el piso, y lave las paredes.  Mi mama me pedira que lave los platos, limpie mi cuarto, y el baño.
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The past is already past.\nDon’t try to regain it.\nThe present does not stay.\nDon’t try to touch it.\n\nFrom moment to moment.\nThe future has not come;\nDon’t think about it\nBeforehand.\n\nWhatever comes to the eye,\nLeave it be.\nThere are no commandments\nTo be kept;\nThere’s no filth to be cleansed.\n\nWith empty mind really\nPenetrated, the dharmas\nHave no life.\n\nWhen you can be like this,\nYou’ve completed\nThe ultimate attainment.\nLayman P’ang (740-808)
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1.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?\n2.Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.\n3.The number on the slip of paper I just handed you is the amount in my checking account.\n4.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?\n5.Lie down. I think I love you.\n6.Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?\n7.Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Apology accepted.\n\nI commend you.\n\nNext time you get upset at hearing that you are going to hell,\n\nGet mad at God, and talk to Him about it.\n\nWe are just repeating what God told us, and we just happen to believe Him!!!
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1.  One day as the crowds were gathering Jesus went up the mountainside with his disciples and sat down to teach them\n2. The Beatitudes- this is what he taught them:\n3. God blesses those who realize their need for him, for the Kingdom of Heaven is given to them.\n4. God blesses those who mourn, for they will be comforted.\n5. God blesses who are gentle and lowly, for the whole earth will belong to them.\n6. God blesses those who are hungry and thirsty for justice, for they will recieve it in full.\n7. God blesses those who are merciful, for they will be shown mercy.\n8. God blesses those whose hearts are pure, for they will see God.\n9. God blesses those who work for peace, for they will be called the children of God.\n10. God blesses those who are persecuted because they live for God, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.\n11. God blesses you when you are mocked and persecuted and lied about because you are my followers.  \n12. Be happy about it!  Be very glad!  For a great reward awaits you in heaven.  And remember, the ancient prophets were persecuted too.\nTeaching about salt and light\n13. You are the salt of the earth.  But what good is salt if it has lost it's flavor?  Can you make it wseful again?  It will be thrown out and trampled underfoot as worthless.\n14. You are the light of the world- like a city on a mountain, glowing in the night for all to see.\n15. Don't hide yur light under a basket!  Instead, put it on a stand and let if shine for all.\n16. In the same way, let your good deeds shine out for all to see, so that everyone will praise your heavenly Father.\n\n\nHope that helps some, Be blessed\nAlso, beatitudes is in the Bible and it means the blessing you will recieve for following the words Jesus says in Matt 5
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Females:\n1. You’re like a brother to me – Do you remember that geek in “deliverance” that played the banjo?\n2. There is a tiny age difference between us – I don’t want to date my dad\n3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen\n4. My life is too complicated right now – I don’t want you there all night to hear my phone discussions with the other men I’m currently dating\n5. I have a boyfriend – I prefer my cat and 2l of Cola\n6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – I wouldn’t date you even if we were galaxy neighbours…\n7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – It’s your fault\n8. I’m single – I sworn not to date men like you\n9. Let’s be friends – I want you to stay close by so that I can tell you about the men I am dating and currently having sex with. It’s the men perspective about things. \n10 I'm curentlly concentrating on my career - even something as boring and unsatisfactory as my job is better than dating you\n\n\nMales:\n1. You’re like a brother to me – You're ugly\n2. There is a tiny age difference between us – You're SO ugly\n3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You're damn ugly\n4. My life is too complicated right now – You're Hideouslly ugly\n5. I have girlfriend – You're too ugly\n6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – You're UGLY\n7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – You're... ugly\n8. I’m single – You're ugly\n9. Let’s be friends – You're U_G_L_Y \n10. I'm currentlly concentrating on my career - you're the most ugly person ever
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I'm from Missouri so ours may not be Southern enough, but here's a few my family uses.\n\nFull as a dog tick.\nI'm gonna box your ears. (about to get smacked)\nI'm fixin to heat up the seat of your pants.  (about to get spanked)\nHe don't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of.\nShe was working "to beat the band".\nI see faces so long you could eat oats out of a bucket.  (sad looking)  \nAin't got enough sense to pour pee out of a boot with directions on the heel.  (who knows where that came from)\nSeems like I've heard someone describe a person that's dumb or maybe crazy as "His screen door don't shut all the way"\nOr "She don't have enough sense to pound sand down rathole"\n\nThere's lots more, but I just can't think of anymore.  \n\nTough as a knotty log.\nPoor as a churchmouse.\nHe couldn't fight his way out a of paper sack.
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Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 \n\n1. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:\n2. A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;\n3. A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;\n4. A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;\n5. A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;\n6. A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;\n7. A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;\n8. A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.\n9. What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth?\n10. I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.\n11. He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.\n12. I know that there is no good in them, but for a man to rejoice, and to do good in his life.\n13. And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of God.\n\nIt gives me peace, understanding, and wisdom. \n\nI know you asked for A verse, but I love this passage more than any other single verse. My favorite verse in this passage is #11.
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Here's one:\n\nEternity is forever\n\nAnother:\n\nGod will never cease to exist\n\nAnd one more:\n\nThe gates of hell will not prevail against God's one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.
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- That's the way the cookie crumbles\n- Thats the way the ball bounces\n- When in Rome\n- Good enough for rock'n roll\n- You missed a spot\n- Nice weather today?\n- Fast as a bullit\n- As slow as a slug on salt\n- You have a heart of gold\n- I just called to say I love you\n- Roses are red violets are blue\n- Mother's milk\n- The cat's meow\n- Clear as mud\n- Not the sharpest tool in the shed\n- Fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down\n\nummm that all i got for tonight.
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I OWE MY MOTHER\n\n1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.\n"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning."\n\n2. My mother taught me RELIGION.\n"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."\n\n3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.\n"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"\n\n4. My mother taught me LOGIC.\n" Because I said so! that's why."\n\n5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.\n"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." \n\n6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.\n"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."\n\n7. My mother taught me IRONY\n"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." \n\n8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.\n"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."\n\n9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.\n"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"\n\n10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.\n"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."\n\n11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.\n"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."\n\n12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.\n"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.  Don't exaggerate!"\n\n13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.\n"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." \n\n14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.\n"Stop acting like your father!"\n\n15. My mother taught me about ENVY.\n"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." \n\n16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.\n"Just wait until we get home."\n\n17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.\n"You are going to get it when you get home!"\n\n18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. \n"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."\n\n19. My mother taught me ESP.\n"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"\n\n20. My mother taught me HUMOR. \n"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."\n\n21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.\n"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."\n\n22. My mother taught me GENETICS. \n"You're just like your father."\n\n23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.\n"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"\n\n24. My mother taught me WISDOM.\n"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."\n\n25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.\n"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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(((((((FOREVER  GONE )))))\n    (((((( BLACK MIDNIGHT ))))\n    ((((MY HEARTS LAS STAND)))\n((( THIS BURNING  HEART OF MINE)))\n   (((( BROKEN HOUSE OF GLASS)))\n   ((((HE AINT WORTH MISSING))))\n((((((NO ONE HOME BUT AN ACHEING HEART ))))))
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The Killers- 'When you were young'\n\nLyrics:\nYou sit there in your heartache \nWaiting on some beautiful boy to \nTo save you from your old ways \nYou play forgiveness \nWatch it now ... here he comes! \n\nHe doesn't look a thing like Jesus \nBut he talks like a gentleman \nLike you imagined when you were young \n\nCan we climb this mountain \nI don't know \nHigher now than ever before \nI know we can make it if we take it slow \nLet's take it easy \nEasy now, watch it go \n\nWe're burning down the highway skyline \nOn the back of a hurricane that started turning \nWhen you were young \nWhen you were young \n\nAnd sometimes you close your eyes \nand see the place where you used to live \nWhen you were young \n\nThey say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet \nYou don't have to drink right now \nBut you can dip your feet \nEvery once in a little while \n\nYou sit there in your heartache \nWaiting on some beautiful boy to \nTo save you from your old ways \nYou play forgiveness \nWatch it now here he comes \n\nHe doesn't look a thing like Jesus \nBut he talks like a gentleman \nLike you imagined when you were young \n(He talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when) \nWhen you were young \n\nI said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus \nHe doesn't look a thing like Jesus \nBut more than you'll ever know
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here u go\nHe said: "I was in my early forties,\n"With a lot of life before me,\n"An' a moment came that stopped me on a dime.\n"I spent most of the next days,\n"Looking at the x-rays,\n"An' talking 'bout the options an' talkin’ ‘bout sweet time."\nI asked him when it sank in,\nThat this might really be the real end?\nHow’s it hit you when you get that kind of news?\nMan whatcha do? \n\nAn' he said: "I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,\n"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.\n"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,\n"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."\nAn' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,\n"To live like you were dyin'." \n\nHe said "I was finally the husband,\n"That most the time I wasn’t.\n"An' I became a friend a friend would like to have.\n"And all of a sudden goin' fishin’,\n"Wasn’t such an imposition,\n"And I went three times that year I lost my Dad.\n"Well, I finally read the Good Book,\n"And I took a good long hard look,\n"At what I'd do if I could do it all again,\n"And then: \n\n"I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,\n"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.\n"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,\n"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."\nAn' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,\n"To live like you were dyin'." \n\nLike tomorrow was a gift,\nAnd you got eternity,\nTo think about what you’d do with it.\nAn' what did you do with it?\nAn' what can I do with it?\nAn' what would I do with it? \n\n"Sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,\n"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.\n"And then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,\n"And I watched Blue Eagle as it was flyin'."\nAn' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,\n"To live like you were dyin'." \n\n"To live like you were dyin'."\n"To live like you were dyin'."\n"To live like you were dyin'."\n"To live like you were dyin'."