give me your best insults ....no your mamas those are old give me something new and refreshingly insulting...go on i dare you punks
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Regurgitated wad of Hamster ejaculation.\n\nPenis pushin semen demon..\n\nand... I like potatos
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YOU STUPID RETARD\n\nthis aint even the same joke that you accused me of stealing from you so before you ever write anything like that again, I suggest you try to UNDERSTAND what other people have written...\noh and i forgot \n\nKISS MY @SS
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SHUT TO FCUK UP YOU 2,VERY BRAVE A.HOLES ,HAVE A GO AT ME YA SCUM,I WILL MEET YOU BOTH ANYWHERE,SCUM.IMAGINE PICKING ON A WOMAN,
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Sorry, no.\nDoesn't even sound like an insult. Sounds like someone who's lost the plot.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."\n\nYo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics\n\n\nYo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.\n\nYo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.\n\nYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. \n\nYo mama has a wooden leg with branches.\n\nYo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. \n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" \n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."\n\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. \n\nYo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!\n\nYo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Yo mamma is so fat I grew in her stomach.\n\nYo mamma is so thin she was mistakened as a pencil.\n\nYo mamma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror the glass broke.\n\nYo mamma so beautiful when she went to the jungle millions of monkeys chased her.\n\nYo mamma so dumb she pooped on the fried chicken.\n\nYo mamma so smart she she was given lots of prizes and food and she became Big Momma.\n\nYo mamma so mean she killed herself.\n\nYo mamma so kind instead of the puppy to go to the dog pound,she turned herself in.\n\nYo mamma so boring so she tried to make the garbage laugh. \n\nYo mamma so funny she farted so loud on an interview.\n\nYo mamma so curios she ask "Why did nobody ask me why I farted?".\n\nYo mamma so uncurios that she never ask if she was dead.\n\nI put some yo mamma jokes so you can laugh too!!\n\nThe joke you put was extremely funny!!
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Go on then, make my day.  I will enjoy dismantling your pathetic arguments.\n\n(You can PM me from my profile, I ain't giving out my email.)
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click on "report abuse" beside the rude comment.\n\nFrom there, select why you are reporting it and then add your 2 cents and click send.
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Yeah that is pretty lame! Try some Joke websites. Personally I like Yo momma jokes. No, not b/c I'm ghetto, but b/c they're funny! Anyway, any jokes I could tell you would probably offend SOMEONE out there! (Even the sex jokes.) But if I think of a good clean one, I'll edit it in later.
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Drop the ghetto slang, speak with confidence and clarity, Ask your questions and ignore the people who want to insult you.\n(report abuse really works) and people will respect you.\n{Here and in the real world}
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Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.\n\nShe says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.\n\nMakes you sound like ignorant White trash.\n\n\nHere is a regular joke for you.\n\n\nMarriage & Manners\n\nThis is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.\n\nThe only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.  \nThe noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. \n\nEvery morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. \n\nHe told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.\n\nShe told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.\n\nThe years went by and he continued to rip them out!\n\nThen one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl \nwhere she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. \n\nShe took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic \nwaistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.\n\nSome time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.  \n\nThe wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! \nAfter years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. \n\nAbout twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.  \n\nShe bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.   \n\nHe said, "Honey, you were right.  All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".   \n\n"What do you mean?" asked his wife.\n\n"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.\nBut by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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uhum.....report me again...cuz of "insulting"...geez girl i'm serious now....get a life....i hope i didnt make u cry with da' last message....i lost 20 points cuz of u and i am totally indifferent...report me again..i'm not a crybaby like others...\n\nps:i really dunno WTH do u want......these Q r makin' me go nuts..
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draikcor\n6 minutes ago\n\n\n \n your mama is so fat that when she went into a sushi restaurant, the cooks chopped her up for sushi.\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was screaming in an envelope i asked wat r u doing she said i was trying to send a voice mail\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was walking she saw a bus of white people and started yelling Catch that twinkie, and when she got to the bus she said wheres the cream filling \n\nyour moma so fat when she went to japan and saw godzill, godzilla had to chop her up to very small pieces to eat her\n\nyour mama is so fat when she went outer space, astronauts thought she was an alien motherboard ship that was gonna blow up Earth.\n\nyour mama is so stupid when she was playing on the computer and shooting aliens i asked her wat r u doing and she said im trying to say take me to your leader.\n\nlike u have any jokes to tell and about the rollerblading that is pure gay
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Doin' the nasty with u\n\nIsn't it annoying how we can't use any "grown-up" words??!!
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funnni...\nkeep it up need so humour once in a while..\n*~*
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I SAID IT. You want to attack my words, you come on out and say it you coward. The only person who deserves a walk of shame is you. Reported.\n\nAdded: Oh, and for that matter you didn't even put all of what I said. You just took my words and twisted them for your own use. You need to be kicked off of here.\n\nAdded: My complaints will not cease until this insult is removed.
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You are wise beyond your years.  Actually I like your questions and answers, but I agree, insults from either side are no way to answer or ask