You know, when you got to go, you got to go!
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The last time I did was when I was a junior in high school. Some friends had tp'd the house and my dad made me go out immediately to clean it up because rain was in forecast. We have massive trees in the front and the guy friends had a good arm. I couldn't get all of it down. My dad came outside, stood on a ladder, made a make-shift torch and was burning the toilet paper. Bear in mind that it was around 1 am. The neighbor across the street was looking out her window as my dad stood on the ladder with the torch. His pants then fell down as did the rag of the torch. There he stood on the ladder with his pants down to his ankles, the hair on his hand singed off, and the neighbor lady looking out her window. I lost it -- laughed so hard I wet my pants.
470831
just go \naround,around,around\naround,around,around...
169570
Well of course you do!
316333
you might be interrupting their action....it's courteous to let them know that you're on your way over.
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You got it, welcome to the light!
355957
Since you asked now is a good time --- best of luck!
669995
You get the hell out of there.
569266
honey, I'm on my way home!
194810
Of course you should!
437199
Because you have to make a short stop?
53171
sneak in later and, well you know...
427590
yes u can ... now go get your cars !
584722
pull up my pants and go home!
141391
this is where you should go,
247740
pack your trunks cuz we're goin big!
388660
When the time comes, you just know.
456311
Smile! It will be over soon!