TRICK QUESTION! MY WIFE IS THE PIG, SHE CAN'T LOSE!
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Three things:\n\n1: I hope you have NOT reproduced.\n\n2. I recommend you get a &*%#$@ good divorce attorney.\n\n3. I'll personally finance your wife's attorney. You are the most discusting MAN I have ever had the misfortune to run across.\n\nYou should count your blessing mister, because your wife must see and love something about you. I fear if you didn't have her you would be alone for a lifetime. If you do not love her, or want to be with her then leave....but DO NOT humiliate her with your screen name and rude, vile, ugliness that you put up for the WHOLE WORLD to see..... You need to learn respect. Didn't your Daddy teach you anything? Or maybe that's the problem....he did! \nAND REMEMBER MEATHEAD......\nWHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.\n\nAND STOP USING THE EDUCATION SECTIONS TO SPREAD YOUR EVIL POISON....THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE ASKING REAL QUESTIONS!!!
164287
DIVORCE, so just b/c she does wrong you will too, word of advice, 1. two wrongs don't make a right and 2. Your going to bring yourself down to her level and I garuntee she will beat you with experience. You wanna-be PIG.
353653
Tell your wife and both of you lecture the dingbat. Oh and you might want to take her house key away. Just a thought :)
288461
Are you serious?! "She's a great lay"!  This is your wife and not some chick off the street, right?  Be satisfied she is fulfilling you and if she says she doesn't she may not. But think of it as a compliment to you because obviously you are handling your business so that she doesn't need to.
399049
Look this is a dumb question. Just tell your wife to stop screwing the gardener and leave us be.
195620
i think it is o.k  do you have pictures of it , ? don't let people that are to fat or , worry about your rep, if no one got hurt , and you are both adults, , i love woman that put out,your not wearing your juicey parts out! and that stuff has no calories , and how happy was he? emai me! aND DON'T LISTEN TO THE PIGS WHO THINK THEY ARE "GODDESS " WHO MIGHT THINK ABOUT DOING SOME "PUSH AWAYS"  THAT'S WHEN YOU PUSH AWAY FROM THE TABLE!
81950
When pigs fly, you'll need your umbrella.\n\n\n\nI like the simpsons episode where Monte Burns says he will donate a bunch of money to charity and then says "when pigs fly!"  then sees out the window Homer's fly away roasted pig (that Lisa let loose)  And then Monte Burns says "Hmm I still prefer not"
675554
You can't possibly be as much of a ham as my darling baby is...oh wait, this was about you.  You as a ham?  From being a pig?  I dunno, if I say yes does it get me two points?  Oh wait!! It doesn't matter cause I got 'em anyways!! lol...
541514
hell thats hilarious! i'll have to try that on my hubby when he forgets his wallet!..lol
136708
Don't listen to that hose with the above response. Keep doing what you doing. You need to win that race to save Christmas. We have to find Johnny soon. Do you think your wife is working with Yahoo Answers to keep him captive>? That would explain why shes leaving you.
178830
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?\n\nactually, you can ask this:\n\ndo you have a selfish wife? does she expect you to call her often from work? or perhaps even take days off to help her at home or with the kids. what percentage of your time here at work will you actually be working?
426433
Now, Now!!  Mr. P.D., did you let your wife read this?  LOL. LOL.  ......I bet Not!  LOL.\n\nGood one!
656433
My wife gives me my ultimate fantasy at least once each month!\nShe puts on a micro mini skirt with 5" stiletto heels and we go out to dinner, her choice of where! We tease each other and talk about "dessert" when we get back home. In the car both ways she has her skirt hiked up to reveal herself to me. Once home we barely make it to the bedroom where she stays in that outfit while we make love!\nIt's incredible!
168787
My wife is not dominant, but she uses toys on me. Want details?
234719
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
219425
That is TOO funny! Definatly go into a walk-in place, until then just eat a burger and turn that stuffed ear to your wife when she's talking to you.
413842
Never argue with a woman... you're only going to lose in the long run. And if you do win; then you'd best have a good apology for winning to give to her by sundown!