OK! Only 1 question left for today but I want to ask 2 things:\n\n1.  What's interesting about women on cars in sexual positions?  (Car exhibitions and wallpapers!!!)\n\n2.  What's interesting about expelling flatulences?  I asked my bro and he says it's just funny to see the reactions of people around... that true?  What's the deal?\n\nplz??? THANKS!
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Interesting is subjective.\n\n  In the advertising world as it relates to auto shows etc. The design is that the woman ADDS to the probable, already interest of someone relating to the vehicle.\n\n  IE: A woman dressed to entice, sprawled on the HOOD of a car,,, may seem sexist, but her purpose is as much to distract as attract. \n\n   Assume I have a booth. I'm exhibiting my brand of vehicle. It's a sporty model, decent color, perhaps even generally popular,,, and I offer a free key chain to anyone visiting my booth. \n\n   Next to me is a subcompact, 4 door, not very attractive vehicle, with a Model, showing ITS features, as well as her own. I have to believe,,,from a testosterone point of view, that booth will attract more interest,,,at least initially.\n\n   Flatulence in the context you describe it, may seem funny to some. To me, it's a reaction to a natural occurrance, often unpleasnt, and we don't know how to appropriately react? \n    Do we laugh at something we very likely experience ourselves?\n    Do we hold our nose and move away?\n    Do we linger and inhale deeply?\n\n    I suggest disreagrding the occurrance.\n\nRev. Steven
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Lmao.. reading the reaction from those guys were funny though (water came out my eye, too.. especially the 1st "why?" guy). \n\nI guess, the 'vaginal' headline got them curious.\n\nI've done that quite a few times. Like the 2 guys, I click because of the headline and ask myself the same thing.. "Why?"
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Ma'am, aren't you the same lady who asked that hilarious "What would you DO in such a situation?" question before where you spoke of an 80 year old lady  and another hilarious hypothetical question involving pee?\n\nI just saw that I'd got three thumbs down for bursting into laughter there.\n\nMay I just compliment your great sense of humor, ma'am?\n\nI really needed these laughs.\n\nThank you.
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Caution:  I go from 0 to Bi*ch in 3.5 seconds.\n\nWhy does the blonde keep failing her driver's test?  B/c everytime the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!\n\nWe'll get along fine as long as you realize I'm God.\n\nMy bulldog's cuter than you!!\n\nWitches Do It in Circles!\n\nMy Karma ran over your Dogma.\n\nTree Hugging Dirt Worshipper.
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Well, I am afraid and embarrassed to say that I have to go with Sarah Barret! I am not fully aware of what an orgasm is. I feel so dumb! I know it's a climax a woman has while she is having sex, but what causes it and how do you know you are having one? I would like it if you could take time out and email me so I might have a damn clue what all this means. Thanks...
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I'd like to know the answer to this one.. sense you seem to be asking to see how many others also know the answer.  I also believe God has a sense of humour... or half the things in my life would have never happened!!!! Would you let me know the answer?  On the humorous subject of flatulence... my Dad has unfortunately always found entertainment in this... it isn't fun if you ride in a vehicle with him and he has control of the window locks... you could dang near suffocate!!!!!! My Dad is so bad about this that the first time I shot a black-powder gun, I accused him of farting (the only time it really wasn't him ha ha!)  Oh for those of you who don't know, the black powder smells like sulphur or rotten eggs. Just giving a good laugh... sorry... and yea, I know that is a little gross... but it is true...
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Thats funny!!! Ive never seen a female cover her mouth when she farts!! Why would they do that?! And I agree, Ladies, just let 'em rip!!!!
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OK so you can't put all men in a box or women but there is a common thread most men would take sexy and or elegant over a slut any day i think your right !\n\nand i have  a question for you did you post this just to see how many people you could piss off ? ♠
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male weiners? as opposed to what? female ones?\nJust seems redundant. And was the above a question as to why peni are flacid?
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Two funny things about this...\n\n#1. In order for someone to click on the question they had to be interested in what it is about. So obviously they aren't sick of stupid questions like this because they clicked on it.\n\n#2. I clicked on it. haha. So what the heck does that say?? *smiles* In my deffense I'm bored. And I agree with you. The question I hate the most is, Am I pregnant? Sorry I cant see into the future. \n\nWell that was entertaining.. and have a great night! Best Wishes.
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Hey, Conan, here's a newsflash:  you're normal!  Right, some men aren't quite as driven as you and some are even more driven.  But they're normal, too.  As long as you don't hurt anyone, including yourself, ain't no sweat.  And as long as it does not bother your GF...Look, there is no absolute regarding what endorphins do or do not do for you.  There is a range of acceptable responses and yours do fall within that range.  By the way, if she gets you that hot 'n bothered, would ya mind posting her pic so's us other guys can see what we're missing?
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My first question to you is:\n\nWhy would any man compare his woman with an ex? Tacky, tacky, tacky, and HIGHLY disrespectful to you! \n\nMy second question is- do you feel adequately lubricated to enjoy sex? As long a sex isn't uncomfortable, you don't have to worry about how you compare to other women. Also, depending on where you are at in your cycle, you can produce more or less lubrication. If you are pregnant or breastfeeding, that can affect it, as can many different medications.\n\nIt sounds like *he* is the one with the problem. ;) \n\nIf you want to know more about this, I suggest picking up Taking Charge of Your Fertility by Toni Weschler, it will explain how your hormones fluctuate (in a very easy to understand way, it's not boring at all)- I haven't met a woman who has read this book who wasn't blown away by how much we are NOT taught about our bodies, and how normal we truly are!
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OMG! Where have you been! These 2 questions (this and the one about men) give us all a new outlook on the way we look at things!! LOL! Much better than arguing, right?? ;)
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OMG...LMFAO...I can't breathe.......hahahhhahahhaahaaaaa\n\nU made my day with this one.\n\np.s. you inspired me to buy my OWN personal collection of whips and chains...and it's been going GREAT! Thanks!
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My date and I wound up talking in the car late at night, parked in the lot after watching a movie.  While we're talking, he noticed an old lady having trouble starting up her junky car.  He went to help her.  \n\nThere was a jogger who saw the problem they were having and he and my date got on the rear of the lady's car and started pushing so that the lady can get a running start at the wheel.  They were pushing for about 50 yards when suddenly, the engine comes to life and vrooom!  The old lady drives away without even thanking them.  They're flabbergasted, surrounded by a cloud of exhaust gas.  What made it hilarious was that the jogger dude wound up spraining his ankle while he was pushing the car.  We had to drive this total stranger to his house because he couldn't walk.\n\nThat wasn't really cool but it made the date a memorable one.  Also, it gave me an idea that my date was a very kind and helpful fellow.
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i looked at you questions and didn't find anything inappropriate in them. don't know why they'd mess with you. i've seen some raunchy stuff on here! good luck getting it resolved!
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The only time I let 'em rip is at home. At work, I stock, so I just crouch down to get something out of the box to stock and let it silently fly. If we are out at a restaurant, I excuse myself and go to the bathroom if it's going to be a seat rumbler. I think farting is hilarious...I can't help it. I don't do it in public, but it's still flat-out funny to me. I know...I'm so sick.