Are you staying home or leaving? Going to church or hearing kids screaming at 4:00 in the morning because the Easter Bunny came.  And Happy Easter everyone!
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My church is having Easter service the Saturday before Easter for the members and on Easter Sunday all of the nonmembers are invited to come to our church. Happy Easter to you too!
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For those who work outside the home going to work would be worse. For all us stay at home Moms, the chores are part of the work at home and never seems to end. Except for yesterday when my hubby sent the kids to their Grandmas for the night. Let's just say my head hurts and I can barely walk today. Ahh, good times , good times.But alas the chores and work will be home in like 3 hours so play time is over. Poor me.
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Completely pissed off. I have a 3 year old that I have to stay up every night with and tonite she finally went to sleep. I was so happy that I was gonna get some sleep and actually get to sleep in the bed with my husband and guess what...My friggin step kids are here visiting for the weekend and were so loud they woke her up. They were told to stay out of the living room and be quiet and they were so loud in the living room that they woke her up and now my husband has to go be with her. So, I am in a p*ssy mood. A very p*ssy mood.
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Dude, I know what you mean. This one time, I snuck my 3 brothers and sister out of the house during the night and had someone call my parents and tell them the rapture had happened and they had been left behind. It was hilarious. We turned off the circuit breaker to make them think the power was out. My parents were pissed, but it was totally worth it.
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2059 is the next time Easter Sunday will be the 30th of March!\nIn 2043 & 2054 it will be on march 29th,\nin 2013 & 2024 it will be on march 31st!
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Oh, get a life. Easter should be a celebration, now a wake. I think it's just fine to make jokes about it ... on the other hand, there are those people who delight in ridiculing what people believe, and it's never alright to step on someone's beliefs. I don't think that's what's happening here, tho.\n\nSo go get yourself some communion wine and read the joke again, and I think you'll see that it's pretty funny after all!
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Very quiet day today.  Got up late, dig some digging over on the vegetable garden, strained of and bottled the sloe gin for Christmas.  Made jelly out of the left over sloes.  This evening we went out for a meal for my son's birthday.  Nice day.\n\nI'll wander off to bed shortly, as he has to be out playing rugby fairly early tomorrow.
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oh yes!!!we always play that at church on wednesday nights!!!**sigh**i miss the good 'ol days when boys had cooties and  cherrybombs werent illegal (until someone decided 'oh! lets make them illegal so the little kids cant have fun no more!'mean old teachers ruinin our fun...of course i wasnt the best(obviously!i still suck!)i remember everything from when i was little! we had skipit's and spokey-dokes...sometimes i stop to think about how fun it was when there werent people taking little kids from their own front yards and their families never seeing them again...it used to be "okay, you have to be home by the time the street lights come on" then you would yell from the front door,"thanks mom!!!"...i miss back then.i just realized how much ive written. wow.
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Mostly the same way becuase everyone who celebrates easter in celebrating a christian holiday.  The only difference could be is food.  But most people do about the same thing.  Boil eggs, color them, eat the, eat candy, get new clothes, dress up easter sunday, go to church, be with the family.
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Easter was a pagen holiday, for fertility. I know this is cliche, but have you ever heard the term "Multipling like rabbits"? Ergo - Bunnies. I am not entirely certain that is why the bunny is there, but I am certain easter was a fertility holiday.
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Mav got up and went to church even though she really wanted to be on top of a mountain looking out over creation.  \n\nPreacher was the long winded one, and Mav has a short attention span, but she got to say goodbye to her friend that is moving.\n~~~~~~~~~\nEDIT\nEri - NEVER skip breakfast! Just eat it later. :D
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Mr Bunny\nAlright i don't think he has one, but this website give you your easter bunny name - although i can't think of a reason why?
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I understand how you feel..I ran over the easter bunny on the highway early in the morning. I was very upset as i love animals and hit a deer, i cried!! By the time i hit a possum i was used to running things over. Just seems to be your time for running things over
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We found our Easter baskets and ate Easter eggs, and took turns hiding the plastic ones outside, and we ate candy and had a nice fun day,then we had a wonderful Easter dinner of ham and mashed potatoes and salad.& French bread. I love Easter!
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I raided the kids Halloween candy....having some M&Ms right now.\n\nLOL
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3:42am\nraining\ni should get one of those.\nnov.28 \n*insert annoying Bible scripture here*\nwhen the earth ends\nbecause your a whore
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happy birth day baby girl! dinner is for the family. do something for yourself. it's your day.