funniest gets 10 pointes
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed. \n\nHe orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: \n\n"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." \n\nTo which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"
330349
funny im still laughing hahahahaha thats a good one how about a 10 out of 10 just for you
365870
dude youre the funniest guy tell somemore jokes plz that one waz funny as hell i'm still laughing
186458
Hilarious!!!! I give it a ten!  You forgot this one: Was hit by a parked car.
631203
I like the one where your gies scream, clap and jump around alot.
381464
omg that's freakin hilarious. ahahaha. =D
261930
SOMEONE LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF (HA-HA)
394299
Rolling on the floor laughing me a** off, good one!!!
364600
this was a good one i liked it alot it made me laugh. 10/10
353845
*Laughing* \n\nYou need to get your Meds checked because your not well...
531447
lmao very funny he he he he he he he he he cb
20164
SHAKE YOUR THING IN THE AIR THREE TIME YELLING YEE HA
498900
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
47026
You are f****ing hilarious
607718
ha ha ha  funny funny funny
541354
YES!! it was sooo funny - they replay it on Comedy Central every now and then....Martin Short says outloud during the interview "I can't swim!" (I always laugh at that part)
542764
very funny\nwas it the same man that went to the doctors and said "doc i have only 59 seconds to live" the doc  replied  "can you wait a minute please"