What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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What's the point? Life sucks, anyway...
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Smurfette or Cheetara from Thundercats.
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Cat\nEagle\nAlligator\nBullfrog\nBass
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RAVEN from Teen Titans. Her cloak is awesome and she's really smart. Plus, she loves to read and so do I. \n\nand she has a SUPER brain :)
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Really-think about a roach-they are tolerant to drought, water, heat, and radiation. They are annoying and will live after a nuclear disaster. The louse-is a more fragile creature and there are different types. The worst pests survive forever no matter how many or their relatives are killed.
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most people believe that animals don't have they basic intelligence to understand what you might say to them let alone understanding religion.  However since they are cold-blooded, I would say the sun.
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A seal.  They're playful, zippy, loud, sleek, soulful, have big brown eyes, love the water, and love to fish.  : )    \n\nWhich brings me to a thought:  Changing us into animals won't cut down on the violence.  Nature IS violence.  Food chain, baby.  It's no pretty thing.\n\nFun question to ponder, though.  Had you asked what I'd *want* to be, it'd be a bird.  But seal is more *me.*
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a.  doesn't cook\nb.  doesn't do laundry\nc.  she's a firecracker when she isn't thousands of miles away\nd.  she's great with the kids\ne.  i am who i am and she still comes home to me\n\ni am blessed to have who i have
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Raccoons, but they usually wash their food with their hands, go figure. Or Otters... but they're always wet, and have to dive to get their food anyway. Same with muskrats.
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do you mean BEARS?\n\nUsually i'm not of affraid of things that are bare though
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The one that can sing. Oh wait, there isn't one.
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hippogriff, amiguras(the people who can change into animals. i have no idea how to spell it)weird teachers, deatheaters, evil, imagination, penisive, dementors, snakes, fear, and all the stuff you also have down.
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Reportedly they moo (that makes sense since they're ruminants), roar (that's scary), grunt, snort, growl, sneeze, snore (imagine trying to sleep next to a snoring giraffe!), bleat, hiss, whistle and cough.\nI've never heard it so I'm just trusting the sources.
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1 bush- Jackass/ Ostrich\n2. Olmert- Ardvark/ Armadillo\n3. Rice- Baboon/ Hyena\n4 Ahmadinejad- weasel/ rat\n\n\nHey YOU down below me.......Its spelled Alpaca and dont u dare insult the llammas! They are no where near as ugly or incompetant as Bush!
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0- ticks don't have fleas\n\nnot a smart a*s answer either, just logical thinking
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Check out the Honey Badger, they are without doubt the hardest mammals on this planet. They were even listed in the guiness book of records as the most fearless. Check out the link.
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senile felines\n\nEDIT: I was so hoping I was first...LOL