Please! I wanna giv it 2 my friend as a joke!!
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Where do you live?  That is a good question.  Better yet, find out for youself.\n\nhttp://www.rejectionhotline.com/numbers_and_cities.php
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too funny!!!! Can I get an invite?
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
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Just go to www.iamnotfunny.com
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?idk? want some cornbread with that???\n\n\n*lol* if u want a laugh... look at my screen name...
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AM I FUNNY ENOUGH? HOPE SO...\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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thsi is so funny! you can go here http://www.pyzam.com/picdrawer.html\nand add ur own pic or just have the pic thats up there
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HAHAHAHAHA....\n\nThis joke literally had my mouth dropped open...I feel so sorry 4 the man!!
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funnni...\nkeep it up need so humour once in a while..\n*~*
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Ask the person who has it to deliver it to your friend.\n\nI wish you Peace.
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That is literally the funniest joke I've ever heard.  Ever.  In fact, I don't even think it was so much the joke, as how well you told it.  You, my friend, are a comedic genius.
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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sound like a funny joke 2 me
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go to           www.funnyjunk.com      or  www.wimp.com
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tell me your e-mail address. i will try to send you jokes. my address is ak9999in@yahoo.co.in
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this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
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Me and my friend could use some advice!!Send me a mssge.pliz!!