This month's Readers Digest states that Elvis made 45 million last year. Does this strike anyone as being really ridoulous?  I know he was a great, I love some of his stuff, but come on, he's been dead what like 25 years and he's still making that kind of money.  We are one sick society.  By the way, who gets all that money, his daughter and ex?
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OHHHH belive me hes dead, otherwise when his daughter married micheal jackson, he would a put a stop to that real quick!!!
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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.\n \nJust before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.  I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."\n \nAnd so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.\n \nWell, he died.\n \nHe was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.\n \nWhen they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"\n \nShe had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.\n \nThen the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.\n \nSo her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."\n \nThe loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.  I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."\n \n"You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him!!!!?"\n \n"I sure did," said the wife.  "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.  If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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i answered a question just like this earlier. at least the arquette thing was to promote something. k-fed must be on vince's label, if not, what is he promoting? and like i really cared to see pictures of paris hilton on wwe. i get enough of that through the media. i just don't see where this is going----it's just plain stupid!!
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I once read a statement that he and Valens were 'made', like studio bands..I think this is utter and total crap. I know he made a huge impact, and it was terrible that he died at 22. I think he would have continued with a rockabilly sound, he wasn't an activist, he just loved music. Good question!
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Unfortunately, here the cost of the brangelina baby pics was on the news. Not only am I tired already, but I feel bad for his ex-wife. These two are being rewarded for breaking his longtime for hollywood marriage up, by having an affair, and bringing into the world another out of wedlock child. At least they could have done this with more class. Maybe, he could have been divorced for awhile before getting her knocked-up. But then again Angelina was never well known for having any class.
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Well it can't be Elvis, because he was born in 97 which would make Wells like 10 yrs old......obviously not. It can very well be Andre Dimera who was supposed to die twice before 95. When he was on the show he was played by the actor that plays Tony Dimera. I think I'm right!!!!
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I love the new single and I can't wait for the new album in Sept.  I'm 28 yrs. old and I'm still a huge fan of JT.  He's not just for teeny boppers.  He's a good musician, very talented and I agree, he will be around for awhile.  Besides, he's very easy on the eyes.  What did R Kelly say???
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Like yourself i reckon its crap-o-rama!!!!!!! People are weak minded... sad really. They thought Charles Manson had a cult follwing... crickey!!!! this takes the cake hey!
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He will never retire... even if he says he is I think he'd go insane if he just flat out said 'that's it! I'm never making music again on principle alone!!!!'  C'mon- after Fight Club, Brad Pitt said he was retiring- that he'd made enough money and didn't want to do films anymore... he wnt like 3 years and couldn't take it anymore- no look at him he's got a movie a year again! And it's true- em and kim are going to get married again- according to them... imagine trying to explain in 10 years to his daughter why he said all those messed-up things about mommy and then remarried her!
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More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order. \n\n"If the public didn't care, I as an entertainer wouldn't have been a success," he said. \n\nDiamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts at $15 or $20 (autographed) each to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee. \n\nThe T-shirt has a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says, "Save My House." The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said. \n\nHe's selling the shirts on his Web site: http://www.getdshirts.com. \n\nThe foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court. \n\nDiamond appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show Tuesday to plead his case. "I'm doing great with my comedy, but this is definitely a low point," he said. "Real life comes in and affects you." \n\nDiamond doesn't have a listed phone number, and e-mails to the address on his Web site and at an alternative address were not immediately returned Thursday.
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I think it's fake.  Last night, that lady walked away w/ $5 bucks!!!  That's it, just $5 bucks.  I think that they way it works, you have a big winner, a low winner, a big winner, etc.  And Howie is getting on my nerves.  He needs to stop shaving his head.
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There must be some sort of puppet-master behind him as he seems a bit of a muppet.  Hopefully Britney has got what she wanted from her marriage - her two kids.  It is time for her to knuckle down and bring them up properly instead of some rollercoaster ride of a family life.  Her ex does not deserve a penny as he didn't seem to contribute much but a headache (apart from two nights during their marriage).  She is much better off without him - unfortunately she lose some of her money, but I am sure she will gain her dignity and self-esteem back.
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how low can we go? Bush and Cheney are monsters. How much more can the national debt soar? How many lies can he tell?  Is there another oil-rich country that we can invade? Is Osama Bin Laden still virtually unscathed from his horrendous attack on our country? How many of our young people are going to Iraq? How many will come home? How much richer can the rich get? How much poorer can the poor get? It is a sad state of affairs when our people are out priced at the gas pumps, and it is only going to get worse. These are tip of the iceberg questions, but suffice it to say that there is not a number that goes low enough. He will spend his remaining tenure in office seeing just how much his constituency can stand before reaching point break. I am already there, but I can proudly say that I did not vote for this monster, or for his ass clown father.
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did the people who responded to this even read it??? haha\n\ni think it's hilarious...and so sad, yet so true.\n\ncheers!
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I was willing to give this a reasonable chance until I read this:\n\nOne early morning in '99 Range was returing from Henderson when a low-flying craft dropped a trail right overhead along Boulder Highway. "It covered my car with a sticky web-like coating and I saved a specimen in a jar. Microscopic fiber-like filaments," Range reports\n\nWhat was the outcome of the analysis of this specimen?  If this happened in 1999 don't you think she would've taken it in for analysis by now?  \n\nAnd what does being over 25 have to do with anything?  Are all people over 25 blind or something?\n\nI live in NJ so I can't say that its completely untrue but, I find it hard to believe that so few people have come forward.  A lot of people live in Vegas, I would've expected more people to have said somethin by now and I would expect this to be national news if it were true.  People aren't as complacent as you think they are, when it has to do with their long term health and the health of their children, people are usually very vigilant.
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Dont nothing surprize me anymore the day's after 911 The only plane's that flew was getting all his kin folk's out of the U.S.A since Bush love's them all. Iam sure he's moving them back bye now. I dont think she will be selling very many CD's if Larry King find's out about it, It's very unpatriotic and that's what i think I REMEMBER WHERE I WAS WHEN THE WORLD STOP TURNING. #37 MILLION PEOPLE live in the U.S.A IN POVERTY give them a chance
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aww man that was the funniest thing i heard all month- haha----\n"wassup y'all" hahaha--- but seriously britney don't need to die - she just need a new baby daddy- maybe she could work her way up to the stage crew this time