Like...flush a toilet.
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limpie un toliet con un chorro de agua is flush a toliet. Rubor is flush.
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plenty of toilet paper
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what i hate is the pee on the seats in the ladies room. i mean seriously, if you are going to piss like a guy then lift the seat like a guy.
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Good question!\n\nYou flush a second time and with more tissue in hand, as the water is flushed out, quickly wipe the edge of the bowl.  You only have seconds to do this before water flows into the bowl again.\n\nAnother solution that works well.  Before passing a stool, lay a long strip of toilet paper down the inside of the toilet bowl.  The stool will drop on the toilet paper and be swished away with the first flush.
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If you were to fart, it would be like spatter painting your back.
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Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
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Just piss and crap everywhere. Be sure to push chicks' faces into the steaming piles of sh!t when you force them over for a good assfucking
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that is amazing!! hilarious question. of course i sit. how can you stand and wipe.......now that is gifted
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piss somewhere with a large splash area like a bathtub, that way if you sneeze you can just wash the excess splash down the plug hole.
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Hide in the bathroom.
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they never use toilet paper. they consider wiping filthy. they instead wash whenever they do #2. public toilets in many mid-eastern countries have a hose and nozzle near them.
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put someone else's clean piss in a visine bottle and just use that.
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they've only just learned to use a toilet to drop a log instead of a place to wash their hands and faces before meals so how can you expect them to come up with better ways toconduct their freaking gihads...
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Tell her to use a toilet paper tail to lunch, as if it  got stuck there after going to the bathroom
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The first thing I would do is pee standing up.
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tapping a kidney, \ntake a leak\ntake a dump\ndrop a brown bomber\ngoing to poop\ngoing to pee\ngoing to the pissatoriam\ngo to the lavatory\ntake a squirt\ndrain the one eyed trouser trout\ndrain the lizard\nsee a man about a horse\n#1\n#2\ntake a s_H_I_t
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do it while your on the toilet