Ohhh,,My god some one in my school brought a "Stink blaster" The named of the guy is Sebastien (this happend yesterday) He said it smelled like roses so I said,,,OHH!!!ROSES!!!I smelled it almost everyone got sick!All the girls except Melanie...Then finnally (Cuz this problem started after playing outside (we played inside)) in the afternoon the principal called 911 we opened the windows,And finnally we knew that the thing is not dangereuse but you can't breath well,They called the ambulance,police and the fireman but don't worry im better!That day my heart hurted,throat,stomach,headache ohh it really was a crazy day =)
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wow! that was crazy!!!!! i had a kid in my 3rd grade class named sebastian, he was a troublemaker and he moved....maybe he moved there!
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When I was doing my final exams at university I was stressed out with insomnia... My twin sister sent me a box in the post wrapped in paper with a red cross painted on... inside was a mix tape of soothing songs she'd made, a bar of chocolate with a label saying "Eat me", a box of Valerian tea bags with a label saying "Drink me", aromatherapy bubble bath with a label saying "Don't drink me!". I burst into tears when I opened it!
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LOL\n\nwell, when i was at school this guy picks me up and tries 2 through me down d stairs and he was just playin around so i start screamin no and d security guard runs towards d stairs opens his arms and says " put d young lady down" and then u see his legs shakin so much and then i got introuble cuz i got late 2 class but it was so funny d way d screamed it looked like a old lady and he was a old man.\nlol
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Oh man, the same year that video came out, a football player at my school died of something that was very similar to what the chick in the video died from.  A special kind of pneumonia.  Sneaks up on the person that has it, they just feel a little sick, then BAM!  Takes them down surprisingly fast.
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It was my first day at a new high school and everyone was gathering for the welcome assembly. They have this thing where they call all the new students up onto the stage and say their name. When they called mine, i fell up the stairs and then when i was walking off the stage, I got tangled in the curtain because i was so panicked.
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OK that's sick and wrong. you should have called the police. Smart to stay away from those types.
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omg I hear the sirens monitor!! This is scary stuff. Get your pants on. You don't wanna be caught in this tornado with your pants down!! \n\nSeriously guys.......this is spooky scary!! Bang on the girl's apartment three doors down. I hear she has a roach motel!
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That is Deep! I appreciate people taking the time to express their loss,their memories.I'm sorry for yours!At least you seem to have accepted the tragedy and found some peace.Life is so strange,it is 4 21am I have been up since 1 25 on this computer reading and trying to answer some things I know alittle about from life's experience.My boys are asleep,so is my dog.My wife died in my arms a month ago today,I could not help her with CPR nor could the rescue team,41 too young, but everyday I see her in my sons,it will take along time to recover, as they say!God Bless You too!
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okay, this happened when i was in HS.\n\ni was in spanish class because A) i needed a language class B) i already knew spanish and i wanted an easy class and most importantly (at the time) C) there was a group cute girls taking the class.\n\nso i ended up next to one of the cute girls and was able to chat with her for a good while. we continued to be friendly for the next week when in the middle of one of our conversations i felt the need to sneeze. now i was about to ask her out when the need was just too great. i excused myself real quickly and turned my head to face the other direction WITHOUT moving my body and gave a great big sneeze that shook my whole body.\n\nafter sneezing i tried to turn back to look at her and realized i couldn't... i could barely move my neck without any pain. i had to excuse myself, go to the teacher, get permission to go to the office to eventually see a doctor... all this time i was purpetually in a position where it looked like i was looking over my shoulder.\n\nturns out my sneeze had dislocated a disk in my neck and its new location was pinching a nerve. this caused me to have to wear a neck brace for a month. the worse part was that while i was at the doctors another guy asked her out and she agreed. ah well... at least i got an A in the class. *sigh*
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seriously a big matter, i feel this is a case of very severe food poisoning, please go see a doctor to get a jab, i remember the last time i had one of those, i was so sick i couldnt move. Hope you bring your partner there as soon as possible, Cheers
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Go to the school nurse and ask if she has maybe a heat pack to put over the area and if you can lay down for a while.  She/he should sympathize!  Good luck!
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Heres some funnies for ya...\nNO PARENT LEFT BEHIND \n\nI promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district. (Spellings have been left intact.) Most of them are funny, but some are just sad. \n\n\n1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. \n\n2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT \n\n3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33. \n\n4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING. \n\n5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. \n\n6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE. \n\n7-- \nCARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART. \n\n8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS. \n\n9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE. \n\n10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS. \n\n11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT. (Love it!) \n\n12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK. \n\n13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST. \n\n14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT. {You know, this could be legit!} \n\n15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR. \n\n16-- PLEASE \nEXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY. \n\n17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES. {I absolutely LOVE that one!} \n\n18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL. \n\n19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS. \n\n20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER. \n\n21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR. \n\n22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AN SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE \nSOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT. \n\nNOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS. \n\n\n\nQUESTIONS ABOUT 2010 OLYMPICS \n\nNow that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website (frightening, isn't it!) \n\nQ: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)\nA. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. \n\nQ: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)\nA: Depends on how much you've been drinking. \n\nQ: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)\nA: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. \n\nQ: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)\nA: So it's true what they say about Swedes. \n\nQ: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)\nA: Let's not touch this one. \n\nQ: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)\nA: What did your last slave die of? \n\nQ: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)\nA: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
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I was in the 6th grade sitting in class when All off the sudden I got this very strange warm but wet feeling. Of course at the time I didn't know what was happening, but I knew something wasn't right. I asked my teacher numerous times if I could be excused to go to the rest room and her reply was no because we were in the middle of testing. Well, I began to  become agitated because I kept getting this feeling. My teacher became angry with me and told me that I had detention after school along with my crush who was sitting right next to me. She ordered us to write "I will not disrupt the class" 600 times and when we were done to bring it to her desk; then after-wards we could be excused. I finished my work before my crush did. (he was so cute) I got up and looked in my seat and sat back down because I was shocked by what I saw. My teacher got up from her desk and asked if I were done and I said no which I was. She came over to check and said "yes you are, and now you may go home". I must have sat there about 20 minutes before I got up. She forced me to leave and my crush laughed out loud while I ran out of the class room straight to the nurses office who had gone home for the day. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
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That's terrible! I was just in Peoria and I thought "hey, this is a nice town!"\n\nI hope your sister is OK and they catch the idiots that did this.
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I was at home one night and 2 policemen knocked on my door.  They came in and said "did you know there was a report of a fire in this street today" ?   I said "not a clue, i was at work until 3 then i picked the kids up fom school and we went out".\nThey went on to tell me that my next door neighbour had received a call (her phone was in the front of the house in the lounge), telling her that her kitchen was on fire.  She's  a lady of about 90 and was obviously very scared.\nThey then went onto tell me that she had accused me and that they would be running checks on my home and mobile phones to see who i had phoned that day !!!!\nI was so upset and scared. My husband was at work and i was in the house with my 3 children who were also upset.  This accusation made me really ill and i ended up in hospital with pneumonia a week or so later. (When i am stressed i always get a chest infection but this one turned into something worse).\nAnyway, it turns out they decided not to take things any further with the accusation...but can you imagine that happening ??????
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My family is suffer from soot from the steel mill in my back yard.\n\nBurning tires they buy them from the school board and other company's.\n\nEffect : irritation of the skin, eyes, and mucous membrane's, respiratory effects, central nervous system ,  depression and cancer. \n\n*LAWYERS ARE BOUGHT OFF NO ONE TO HELP I'M A SINGLE PARENT*\n\nMy health is bad my child is 12 and this year alone she has been in the hospital two times i will survive she needs me she has nobody else.\n\nBurning tires cause's pollute soil, surface water, and ground water one of my dogs died from drinking water from my pond belly swollen up bigger than a basketball we eat from our garden and from the pond and this plant has done this to my family.\n\nI'M OPENING TO GET SOME HELP NATIONALLY.\n\nThe only reason i'm holding up is because i have always been a bodyguard and cooler along with some other trades.\n\nBut i'm big 6'5 286lbs an have always been solid because i had to be for work thank "God" i'm not fat just a gaint of a man.\n\nSorry for telling you all this i really went over board with it i just dont never tell people and this felt good letting some of it out.\n\nGod be with you i'm sorry to hear about your sister.\n\nI have already lost 5 people i love dearly my girl is all i have left
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i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!