WHAT ARE THE CHEESIEST PICK UP LINES U'VE EVER HEARD?
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01. yyou're so sweet you'd put hershey's out of business.\n\n02. if you were a booger i'd pick you first.\n\n03. you must be jamaican because you are jamaican me crazy.
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Naw dude, all these stupid pick up lines are so lame. Also saying "hi how are you?" thats pretty lame too. Look, you want to know how to seriously flatter a girl, and get her attentions? simply say "excuse me, I just have to tell you how beautiful you are" \nJust watch as her eyes light up! If that doesnt start a nice conversation I dont know what will. Dont use this with every girl in the room though, cause then that wold suck.
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Pick up lines are ridiculous.  Just be yourself
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. \nShe picked a little boy to do the first test. \nShe blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" \n"No, I don't," said the little boy. \n"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." \nSuddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of   a s s !"
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*News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 was caught playin football, 1 was caught watchin tv and 1 was caught readin this sms.\n*I miss you and I want to be with you but this stupid secruity guard want let me in the zoo without a ticket.\n*A boy and his girlfriend are watchin a movie in a theatre, a mosquito enters into the girls skirts and gues where it bites.....guess in the boys hand.\n*God made whiskey god made pepsi god made me so damn sexy. God made rivers god made lakes god made you well everybody can stand to make one mistake.\n*A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness, a *friend* like me is a sign of "your damn good choice\n*Wakey, wakey, rise n shine out of bed into mines Ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!\nIf you like these and want more contact me and let me know.
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Here's one for you:\nThere's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom. She comes back and they start again. He says that it feels great and asks what she did. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs." \n\nHere's another:\nTwo men are sitting at a bar, one turns to the other and says:"I f*cked your mom."\nThe bar goes silent as everyone looks at the two men to see what is going to happen.\nOnce again, the first man repeats:"I f*cked your mom."\nTo which the other man replies:"Shut up dad, you're drunk."
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During a makeout session a guy once said "Your kisses are like an angel's, I feel like I'm dead and in heaven," which was really sweet but then he went on to say, "Do we have a Bible Lit test tomorrow?"\nYeah, that killed the mood.\nAnd we did have a test.
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Hummm...sounds kinda creepy to me...never heard of it as a pick up line, but I guess it could be...ouch..
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Hey Salasvexx................I see you're asking some sweet questions on yahoo answers.....ummmmmmmm.....how's about a date?  LOL LOL LOL HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA H AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  How is that for a pick up line?  (by the way, I'm married so I of course am j/k)  haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
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hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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i have some\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said hey wheres my gumball\n\nyour mamma is so dumb shee went to a cutters game to get a haircut\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl
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I just posted this here if you don't find it can't help you this is 100 Pick up Lines!\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiA.meZJk5zsyj.Nv4fTk.Psy6IX?qid=20060622053508AALPJdx
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Me: Dude this guy is boring!\n\nFriend: Yo dude! Yeah you! Why don't you enroll suicide bombing?\n\nMe: (laughs)
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are you trying to use some pick up lines to get you some? :) figures\n\ni have longed for the day\nwhen our lips could touch\nmy parts are excited\nblood starting to rush\nas i look in your face\nyour body close to mine\nfeeling my embrace\ntouching my passion fruit\nmy hand on your waist\nslowly as time goes by\nyou become extremly wet\ntrying to control yourself\nwhile i softly kiss your neck\nas i insert\nour bodies become one\nnever stopping till all is done\nyoure getting sleepy\ncause your about to come.............\nto a place where only dreams come true\nis how you will fill \nwhen im thru
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Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
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a girl was terriblly amused by a joke told by her friend  and guess what.Her ass released and awful array of sounds.PINN...BRAWWW...PUNN....POONNN..etc,and u know what?the gilr immediately and cleverly said "OHH...! my cell phone is ringing, that must be my boy friend calling"\nafter she was through answering the "faked"call,one of the audience asked the girl what kind of ringing tone she stored oh her cell phone,she told the person "u mean u do know it,its called the PIN..BRAWW tone