"Awww, it's Bambi."\n\nOr\n\n"Dang it, I wish they allowed hunting in this zoo."
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monitorhead someone should tie u up!!! ehehe where do u come up with such stuff!!! still u make us giggle... thnx.. :o)\nwhen I see a dear I go "awwww it's bambi sooo cute!!!) -unless it is one of those real big ones... ehehe :o)
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A rabbit and a bear are walking through the woods when a magician appears, and tells them that he will grant each of the 3 wishes.\nthe bear says, "I wish that all of the bears in this forest will become female." the magician grants the wish.\nThe rabbit asks for a motorcycle, and the magician grants his wish.\nThe bear's next wish is that all of the bears on this continent will become female, and his wish is granted.\nThe rabbit asks for a helmet.\nthe bear's final wish is that all of the bears in the world will become female, and his wish is granted.\nThe rabbit gets on the motorcycle, puts on his helmet, says : "I wish that the bear will become gay!" and drives away.
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Long ago I had ten puppies.\nLong ago I had ten puppies.\nOne of them would always whine.\nAfter that I just had nine.\n\nThen I only had nine puppies.\nOne ran off with her new mate...eight...\nThen at last I had no puppies.\nBut they all came back again!\nAfter that I just had ten.\nTHE END!!!\n\nJim Rule
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He was obviously disGRUNTled fidgety!\nDid you hear about the farmer who goes to market to buy a cow?\nHe discovers the only thing he can afford is a zebra being sold off by the local zoo.Thinking he might find some use for it,he buys it and takes it home.The zebra wants to be useful but is unsure of what she can do.She asks some of the other farm animals how they keep busy."I peck corn all day," says the chicken." I can't do that," says the zebra." I lie in the mud all day," says the pig." I can't do that either," says the zebra.Eventually she comes across the bull and asks him what he does,"It's difficult to explain," replies the bull."But if you take off your pyjamas I'd be delighted to show you."
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Not bad.  I prefer this one:\n\nKnock knock.\nWho's there?\nThe interupting cow.\nThe interupt...\nMOO!\n\nI always follow that one with this one:\nKnock knock.\nWho's there?\nThe confused cow.\nThe confus...\nQUACK!
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Well you have three choices Mr. Isip and lovely Duck costume if I do say so myself........so here we go...... **CURTAIN OPENS ONTO CAROL MERRILL**\n\nWe can either expect "Let's Make a Deal to  be behind this box that Carol is standing in front of **watches her had glide in front of the box just to re-emphasize that it is standing there before us**\n\nOrrrrr........if you don't trust that its behind the box you can walk away...... **CROWD ROARS FOR ISIP TO STAY**.......\n\nBut if you walk away you could have a chance to see if Monty Hall is indeed hiding behind Curtain # 2. What do you want to do Mr. Ducksip....oops I mean Isip? **CROWD ROARS WITH ADVICE**\n\nohhhhh so you are holding out for Curtain #3.....ok we'll give you a peek at curtain #3.....but just a peek.......**OPENS HALF WAY**\n\nI see part of a bridge.....now that can only mean one of two things........We either are going to cross over to the new millenium and bring back "Let's Make A Deal" Orrrrr.......**CROWD ROARS FOR HIM TO TAKE CURTAIN #3**.....\n\nWhat's this? you want to take Curtain #3??? *OPENS THE CURTAIN**\n\nTell him what he's won Jonny!!!!!\n\nRICE A RONI.......the San Francisco treat!!!!!! **CROWD MOANS**\n\nI'm sorry Isip.......looks like its not going to happen anytime soon.........but thanks for playing.......we'll see you next week on........\n"LET'S ANSWER IN YAHOO!!!"
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The cheek of the man fidgety.Very clever though!\n"If you really loved me,you'd buy me a nice mink," said the wife sulkily.\n"All right," groaned the husband."I'll buy you a mink if it's that important to you,but only on one condition."\n"Condition? What kind of condition?"\n"You have to keep it's cage clean!"\n\nI was with my wife and she was reading a magazine and she showed me a photograph of a fur coat. She said:"I'd like that." So I cut it out and gave it to her.(One of Tommy Cooper's little gems.)
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I go with C. \n\na) Chickens don't fly very well.\nb)Water is denser than air, and mercury is denser than water. It's true.\nd)But, if the cat is drunk it won't land on it's feet.
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Awwww ... takes me back to the Care Bears\n\nLove is a warm pussy ... oops! ... er ...  kitten? puppy?\nI love my bed ('My bed's as soft as a cloud ... My bed IS a cloud!)\n\n(I was forced to watch it over and over by my little daughter MANY years ago!)
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ONE,Part of life\nTWO,Both ways is correct because it is as follows of a zebra\nTHREE,NONE.coz fox has no feather.they have FUR.
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What's the matter with you? \nShe LIKES hunting!\nMARRY HER!
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LOL, I like the "gazing at each other's beauty" thing.\n\nI'm sure the deer would have am-scrayed if she wasn't protecting a bambi.
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she said she was pregnant with elephant's child......\n\nmuahahahahahahhahaha
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Cool, I'll add some: \nWas it a car or a cat I saw?\nAble was I ere I saw Elba\nNurse, I spy gypsies, run!\nStep on no pets\nNever odd or even\nTen animals I slam in a net
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A bee!\nSee the itty bitty ducks?\nThem are ducks!\nOh yes they are!\nSee the itty bitty wings?\nI'll be!  Them are ducks!
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DU|U - I like the way you think.\n\nPersonally, I think I'd rather come back as a pampered pooch!
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what happens when you come across a gorilla in the woods?\n\n\n\n\n\nyou wipe it off and run like hell!!!!  \nget it?  ''come/cum''   \n\nif u like this chose me as u best answer.