Me: You're so beautiful. I can't stop thinkin about you. \n\nFriend: Ey man, let's go. She's not worth it. I told you to stay away from that chic. How could you?! aaah.. I'm outta here.\n\nMe: (thinking..) Will you marry me?
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Baby ,i dont know ..i guess the same reason i am falling in love with you !!! awwww come to sherry!!
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"I don't normally do this, but uh..., I saw you from across the party and I felt compelled to tell you that you have one breath-taking hiney...I want to be friends with it, I mean that thing is good."\n\nor\n\n"I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. people know me. I'm important, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Merlin Olsin comes over on occasion."\n\nor\n\n"I wanna be on you."\n\nbut for real, what REALLY works...\n\n"Hi...my name is __________, and I just wanted to come over here to tell you that you are really pretty and you seem like a really cool person, and I was wondering if I could buy you a drink." (not very creative, but sincerity always works best.)...then sit down and ask the girl about herself and let her talk...girls love to talk about themselves and men rarely listen, so you will make an impression.
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wanted:\nA tall well-built woman with good\nreputation, who can cook frogs\nlegs, who appreciates a good fuc-\nschia garden, classical music and tal-\nking without getting too serious.\nBut please only read lines 1,3 and 5.\n\nPS-i didnt write this myself i got it off the internet isnt it funny!!!!:)
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"I don't know"...only means, that they are not sure at this point. "Chill"! Sounds like you have a smart suitor. They are taking the steps of this courtship seriously. That is what you want if your are looking for a lasting future, right?
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Love is treating me real bad. Three different women want to have sex with me this weekend, but ... \n1) one of them is married, and 2 live with boyfriends.\n2) I have a girlfriend who lives in another state. I haven't  cheated yet, why start now?\n3) I am skeptical of a woman who solicits sex from me. I just am. All the fun is in the chase. That is where intelligence comes in. How can I be subtle with a woman who is oblivious to the subtle things in life?\n\nThis may come as a surprise but I have had enough sex. I am ready to shut the game down, but every girl I meet thinks I am still a player.\n\nI'm serious I have got to have a girl with a brain; no compromise. I don't care beautiful a girl is. What I want to know is; can she spell beautiful?\n\nSo ...
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Its not you its me....\nI love you but Im not IN love with you.....\nI dont want to lose you as a friend but......\nI just discovered Im attracted to women........
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Me:Hey!Piper!Phoebe!Want to go watch a Movie?!\n( I walks to a table and see a note...i read the note)\nMe(reads out loud):"Paige, Im going to dinner with Leo!Isnt that great?!"\nPaige:Yeah...for you...while im all alone at home..\nPaige:might as well read the rest,"Can you take out the trash?Thanks, Phoebe is "partying" out on the streets with Cole and she needs you to do a few things.\n-Buy more napkins for Pipers and my picnic, i would invite you but I think youwould feel like a third wheel...no offense\n-pick up some papers from my work and write them down by hand\n-orb or something to California and get me some fresh oranges...Cole prefers the onesin California rather than theones here\n-go in to my office and organize my paperwork from date given,from who,and subject\nThanks Paige"\nPaige:AYEYIYI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nPaige:"And dont forget to clean the house ok?\n                                     Love, Piper and Phoebe"\nPaige:Ugh...what i would do for a guy...
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On This Morning once a guy phoned in asking for advice on how to propose to his girlfriend, and Richard asked if he had a ring.  When they guy said yes, Richard replied: "Well just tell her you love her and whip it out!"\n\nEveryone was in hysterics.
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"I just scraped my knee when I fell in love with you."\n\nIt's not good--there are no good pickup lines--but it is funny.
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B: Will Smith\nHe said this about his beautiful wife Jada Pinkett Smith. I think he said it on the Oprah Show.
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Never heard that one before, but I can present some scenarios...\n\n1) Person A does not get promotion that they believed they deserved. Person A is angry, and says... "I'm SO mad... Person B should not have gotten that job... that really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so MAD!!!)\n\n2) Person A (different guy) gets flowers from his girlfriend (Peron B). He says: "Oh, I love her SO much... her thoughtfulness really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so HAPPY!!!)\n\n3) Person A (different guy again) sees a very attractive woman in a bar (Person B). She is very sexy. Person A says, "Man, she's hot... I'd like to BUTTER HER MUFFIN." (translation: I would like to have se*x with her, enabling my ejaculate to provide lubrication to her southern genitalia)\n\n4) Opposite of scenario 3... A woman (Person A) looks at an attractive man (Person B) and says.... : "He is so hot. He can BUTTER MY MUFFIN anytime." (translation: See scenario 3)\n\nBest Wishes!
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C U T E dont you wish you looked like me, I'm gorgeous!! ya ya, im gorgeous! -_-'\n\nok, dont even ask about that one, my friend taught it to me... personally i find it funny every time i hear it\n\nBest of wishes, \n              Cassia
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Girl, don't tell him you love him.\nHow do you fall in love with a player? \nBaby wake up, HE IS A PLAYER!!!!!!\nHe is telling all the other girls in his life the SAME THING.
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Me: Dude this guy is boring!\n\nFriend: Yo dude! Yeah you! Why don't you enroll suicide bombing?\n\nMe: (laughs)
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Um...this is WAY too long and I'm tired. Good night.\n...\nFine! Don't TRY. Let it flow naturally. Otherwise, it just makes you seem desparate. I don't think guys like that...
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It's up to you, but Let me tell you a little story."there once was this girl that kept getting played by all the guys she ever been with, so she began to think it was something wrong with her and she didn't go out with guys anymore, for about a year or so, then one day she decided to go out with a guy and they had been talking for about three months, kinda like you, and then the guy asked her if she would like to date on a permanate basis, she played hard to get for about a month after that in fear of getting her heart broken, now this guy though was different from the rest, he, treated her well, told her the truth about EVERYTHIMG, NEVER KEPT A Secret from her, unless it was for a surprise or something like that, but the Guy got tired of waiting for her so one day he asked one of her friends, "Am I wasting my time, becuase I really like your friend but she's not talking to me" The girl knew then that she was about to loose this guy, one who finally was different from her usual guys, so she went out on a limb and went with him, and you know what?.................................................................................................................................Now there happily married and the girl is very happy she chose to give it one more shot"  So dont give up we as women have to hold our heads high and kept it up and never let a man, keep us from reaching our goals or dreams and Never let on idot keep you from missing out on Prince Charming. And if later on the down the line, if this guy you with doesn't work out, wipe the dust off your feet and keep steppin.
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"I'm not spitting game or anything. all I want to do is let you know im alive and attracted to you. I would like to get to know you or at least be friends. I like meeting new people and having more company in my life."\n\n\n--- I just changed a couple things you said. Honesty is the best policy.\n\nAlso make sure you look them in the eyes.