Please write the funniest joke you can think of.
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Blonde Jokes\n\nHow do you kill a blonde?.....\nScratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.\n\nHow did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed?\nShe said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.\n\nHow can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?\nThe green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.\n\nWhat's the advantage of being married to a blond?\nYou can park in handicapped zones.\n\nWhat happened to the blonde tap dancer?\nShe slipped off and fell down the drain.\n\nHow can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?\nIt is the one with the kickstand.\n\nWhere do you look for blonds' obituaries?\nUnder "Home Improvements."\n\nDid you hear about the blond who thought she discovered that\nshe had a twin brother?\nShe didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.\n\nDid you hear about the blond who never learned to water ski?\nShe couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n\nWhy couldn't the blond bob for apples?\nHer sister was using the toilet.\n\nA blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her\nwindow seat?\nTell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.\n\nHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?\nTell her a joke on Wednesday.\n\nWhy did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?\nThe noise gave her a headache.\n\nWhy don't blonds have elevator jobs?\nThey don't know the route.\n\nDid you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?\nIt took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.\n\nDid you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000\nleagues under the sea?\nShe said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there\nwere so many teams.\n\nWhy did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?\nShe wanted to see what she looked like asleep.\n\nWhat does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say?\nHaving a wonderful time. Where am I?\n\nWhy do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?\nToes go in first.\n\nWhy did the blond scale the chain-link fence?\nTo see what was on the other side.\n\nWhy did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?\nSo he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.\n\nWhy did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw\npuzzle in only six months?\nBecause on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."\n\nDid you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?\nShe missed.\n\nA young blonde, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.\n"I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free.\nLater the shopkeeper drove home. He spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, \nshotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement\nas she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.\n"Darn!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"\n\nA blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"\n\nThere is a blonde who goes into a store and says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" The guy said, "No, I don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colors her hair red and goes back to the store. She says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says, "I don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home, colors her hair pitch black and goes back. She says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" He says, "Only a blonde would think a micro
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funny stories r to make people laugh and not sleep.
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1 MORE JOKE :\n What is the limit of stupidity ???????????????
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A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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i'm almost peeing my pants laughing...\n\nok, just kidding.   that gets a 10
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that ... WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER READ!
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the LIFE is the funniest joke ever ;)
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try to put in the funniest blonde joke and u may get some thumbs up.
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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These jokes are sooooooooooooooooo bad
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I have to admit it. You got me there. Good joke. Send me some.
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Sounds good.  Keep it funny.
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this one is so funny it ought to be voted the best joke of the week!
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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ha! ha! ha! great joke!
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great one........never heard it before.......I could not stop laughing.\n........waiting for such good jokes.......keep posting........hahahahaha.\n\nthanks for the days best laugh.......
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Funny as heck....that is really funny, I am going to use it. :)  And everybody needs to stop being so serious.   Laugh at it, cause you know you want to.  This poem has a little satire in it.....you know just like the Archie show or the Jeffersons that everyone laughed at.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! :)