preferably onomonapias (which are basically words that sound like they are example: bling crash whomp fooey zap and so on
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Quetzalcoatl\nHuitzilopitchli\nPopocatepetl\niztlaxihuatl\neugoogooly
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Sounds like "Halloween"
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mace, pace, race, lace, fame, fake, fade, faze, fact, fate
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boom boom bop boom ti ti ti ti ti ti ti crash boom dun dun tsss ba ba ba ba ba da da da boom boom crash crash crash crash crash crash crash bang ting ting boom crash!\n\nWhew that was tough but i think i got you BEAT! \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJ/k
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giggle giggle giggle\n\nrofl
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Sort of like "yeep" but almost "eep"
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Shite, Bugger, Flubber, Rubber, Buggy, Swimmingly, Doh, Cow, Beesknees, Dogies, Retriever, Drop, Stop, Mip, Mop, Pop, Bing, Bada, Boom, Bogey, Oogy, Boo, Spoon, Smorgasbord, Kumquat, Guacamole, Wing-it, Sing, Fizzle, Sizzle, Pizzal, Wing-nut, Melon, Crap (And the "S" equivalent of the same word) Fit, and My personal favorite, PfffftFine. We have such a colorful language nowadays, and if you say all these words in order, you will get a smile or a laugh from someone.
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SINGINBIRD\nPIED\nBUZZARD\nCHICKEN
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Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
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Vow\nParanoid\nPush It\nOnly Happy When It Rains\nAndrogyny\nBleed Like Me
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:) happy \n :( sad \n ;) winking \n :D big grin \n ;;) batting eyelashes \n >:D< big hug \n :-/ confused \n :x love struck \n :"> blushing \n :P tongue \n :-* kiss \n =(( broken heart \n :-O surprise \n X( angry \n :> smug \n B-) cool \n :-S worried \n #:-S whew! \n >:) devil \n :(( crying \n :)) laughing \n :| straight face \n /:) raised eyebrow \n =)) rolling on the floor \n O:) angel \n :-B nerd \n =; talk to the hand \n :-c call me - New! \n :)] on the phone - New! \n ~X( at wits' end - New! \n :-h wave - New! \n :-t time out - New! \n 8-> daydreaming - New! \n I-| sleepy \n 8-| rolling eyes \n L-) loser \n :-& sick \n :-$ don't tell anyone \n [-( not talking \n :O) clown \n 8-} silly \n <:-P party \n (:| yawn \n =P~ drooling \n :-? thinking \n #-o d'oh \n =D> applause \n :-SS nailbiting \n @-) hypnotized \n :^o liar \n :-w waiting \n :-< sigh \n >:P phbbbbt \n <):) cowboy\n:-?? I don't know - New! \n %-( not listening - New! \n :@) pig \n 3:-O cow \n :(|) monkey \n ~:> chicken \n @};- rose \n %%- good luck \n **== flag \n (~~) pumpkin \n ~O) coffee \n *-:) idea \n 8-X skull \n =:) bug \n >-) alien \n :-L frustrated \n [-O< praying \n $-) money eyes \n :-" whistling \n b-( feeling beat up \n :)>- peace sign \n [-X shame on you \n &#92;:D/ dancing \n >:/ bring it on \n ;)) hee hee \n :-@ chatterbox \n ^:)^ not worthy \n :-j oh go on \n (*) star \n o-> hiro \n o=> billy \n o-+ april \n (%) yin yang
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3 words OK? "Harem til now", or "learnt him ow", or "alter him now"\n\nThere is a generator at http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi\n\n2 words: "wraith lemon" (or melon)\n"manhole writ"\n"armhole twin"\n"thermal wino"\n"menial worth"\n"mortal whine"\nand lots more
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http://www.freelang.net/download/misc/english_words.zip
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see\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia\n\nfor a good listing
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clap your hands and say yeah,\nthe boring,\nthe bloodhound gang,\nnox,\nthe exit,\neditors,\nlow,\nthe shins,\nand lagwagon.\nlemme kno if you actually have heard of any of these.\nthat would be incredible.
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startling\nstarting\nstaring\nstring\nsting\nsing\nsin\nin\nI
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Just a few for you...\n\nHOMOPHONES\n\ntail - tale\nread - reed\nsoar - sore\nmane - main\nflour - flower\nreal - reel\nbite - byte\nI - eye\nyou - ewe\nthere - their - they're\nso - sew\ndie - dye\nhear - here\nfare - fair\nweek - weak\nwrite - right\nway - weigh\nnot - knot\nbreak - brake\nnight - knight\n\n\nHOMONYMS\n\nrock (n. a stone / v. to shake back and forth)\nspell (n. an enchantment / v. to recite the letters in a word)\nwell (n. a hole dug or drilled to reach water / adv. adequate)\nfawn (n. a young deer / v. to flatter)\nfine (n. a sum of money to be paid as a penalty / adj. delicate)\ncold (adj. frigid / n. an illness caused by bacteria)