make it short nd sweet ..funny ofcourse.
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A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. \nThe guy says, ''Who is this?'' \n\n''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. \n\n''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. \n\nThe woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' \n\nThe man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' \n\nThe woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.'' \n\nThe guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' \n\nThe maid says, ''What will I have to do?'' \n\nThe man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' \n\nThe maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. \n\nThe maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?'' \n\nThe man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.'' \n\nPuzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.'' \n\nA long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
475732
lolol...its sorta funny
499804
LMAOOOO that was madd funny\nhaha\nthanks for the laugh =]
93793
HEHEHEH FUNNY YOU.. :)
333642
Very funny. I needed a good laugh, thanks.
315874
ha ha!! that made me chuckle!!! there just might b
626662
lol...   nice....   that last  one really made me giggle... cute
398009
cruel oh so crule,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but funny
355207
Ha ha ha!!! That was funny...
252199
giggle giggle giggle\n\nrofl
544423
lol, I like it...its a pretty clever joke btw.
446458
If only u could make the question shorter..
322270
Thanks. Most attempts at humor fail. But this made me laugh.
421850
haha lol ha..... ok it was funny for about 1 second.... \n\nbut thats all i need to cheer me up!
431571
LOL THANX FOR THE LAUGH
340340
I thought it was kinda funny
497150
Hey liked it man FUNNY...Very FUNNY