it can be a blonde joke or anything but dont just all give me blonde jokes!
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The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." \nHalf an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' \n''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. \n''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' \n''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith,.blushing. \n''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' \n''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' \n''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'' \n''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith. \n''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.'' \n''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.'' \n''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. \n''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. \n''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith. \n''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.'' \n''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. \n''Yes,'' the photographer said. \n''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. \n''You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment ?'' \n''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.'' \n''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. \n''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!'' \n________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________\nA kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. \n"It's a period,'' said the little boy. \n"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' \n''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Momm
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A man who told one to many blonde jokes\n\n:)  and how r u today?
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I agree with you 100% -- I am a blonde who loves blonde jokes.... those that are offended just need to move on to a different section...
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LOL! Here's an equally funny one:\n\nTwo girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.\n\n"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "Any cops following us?"\n\nThe blonde turned around & had a long look at the road behind them. "Yeah, looks like it"\n\n"Are his flashers on?"\n\nThe blonde turned around again......\n"Yup....nope....yup.... nope....yup.... nope....yup....."\n\n:o)
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That was too funny!!  I also am a blonde.  However, I am confident in my own intelligence level to appreciate a dumb blonde joke.  I find them quite entertaining!!!
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Funny! :)\nI got it right away, Raveman you must be more of a blonde than I am!
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please pardon me but, \n\nhow do you drown a blonde?\n\nput a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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Great Buddy. Women are really crazy\n\nAnother of that sort\n\nDeer Tracks\n\nThree blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" \nThe second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" \nThe third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" \nThey were still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them. \n\nPain in the ...\nA young brunette goes into the doctor's office and tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.\n"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."\nShe takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony.\nShe then pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams...and so it goes.\nNo matter where she touches her agony is apparent.\nThe doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?\nYou're really a blonde."\nShe sheepishly admits that indeed she is a blonde.\n"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."\n\nSkipping\nA blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping."\n\nThe Muffler\nA blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. \n"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." \n"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!" \n\nBlonde in a boat\n\nThere was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”\n\nBlonde in a car\n\nA blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'' \n''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.'' \nA couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.
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This is definitely one of the best blonde jokes I've heard.......LMAO...keep it up man!
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My favorite dumb blonde joke:\n\nDumb blonde on a 4 engine plane hears the captian say "folks we have one engine out, there is going to be a 1 hour delay"...a few moments later he comes across again "engine 2 is out, that's going to be another hour delay"...they fly on for a couple more hours again the captian comes across "engine 3 is out, 1 more hour delay"...the dumb blonde jumps up and says "Damn, hope engine 4 doesn't go out, if it does, we're gonna be up here allllll day"
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here's a blonde joke (oh- i see you're blonde, so a redhead joke)\nthere was a redhead driving on the highway, and alongside the highway there was a wheat field, and in  the field there was a redhead rowing a boat. so, the redhead on the highway gets out of her cars and goes, \n"why are you rowing a boat our there?" and the redhead in the boat says,\n"this is like, a sea of wheat, duh," and the other redhead goes,\n"it's redheads like you that make redheads like me look so stupid. i would go out there and kick your butt right now, but i can't swim."\nhaha i think that's funny.
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Brilliant joke you are very funny!
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it is all in the timing.  i have laughed at blondes telling blond jokes
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Sounds like something a blonde would do, was she your friend :)
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oh now you no i am blonde your having a go at me LMAO
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It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?