One day you're walking down the street and you see a doggie in the window. And you notice that said doggie has a waggley tail. And you go in the store and you ask the proprietor, How much is that doggie in the window, the one with the waggley tail? And you purchase the excited little pup and take it home and name it Bowser (or something equally stereotypical and stupid). You and Bowser become good friends. You pet him, you take him on long walks, and you form one of those strange, unhealthy canine/human bonds where Bowser becomes part of your family. One day, a member of the CIA shows up at your door and says that they have found Osama Bin Laden and Osama has agreed to bring peace to the Middle East under one condition: You have to tie Bowser down and beat him with a yard stick until he dies. Would you do it?
121916
Didn't i just make fun of this question?
436933
-bush into an ant so that he would die quickly\n-mondragon (galatasaray player) into a pig so that he would never see the sun anymore\n-hasan sas (galatasaray player) into a rat so that he would have to run away from cats for the rest of his life\n-haluk ulusoy (president of Turkish football federation) into a street dog so that he would suffer from terrible things for the rest of his life\n\nthese were the devilish ones, now here r the good ones;\n\n-one of my best friends into a beautiful cat cos she loves cats and i'd give her to someone who loves cats :)\n-my love who doesnt see me into a canary and take him for myself\n-myself into a canary too and stay with him 4ever, wherever he lives\n\ni could think of 7 :(
38394
I bought her a puppy, but it turned out that it hadn't had all its shots so it got sick and died about a week later.  So I ended up buying her another puppy.  It was halarious.
654088
You need to get a BIG dog
381097
B) Hit the cute little dog\n\nbecause I have places to go and people to see!
456523
a dog....i luv dogs..I don't like cats and I wouldn't want to stay in a cage and live in my own poop and have my house like it too for a whole week
191194
Move your little enterprise to the country. You can do your dirty deeds in secret. The fresh meat is a good thing. How can you pass that up! All i can say is, if you can't move it, pup and kaboodle, just turn up your Nugent CD.
583184
swanushi..u-r-sick! but... back to the question! i would probably go out with my friends to pizza hut, watch cars then come back to my house, play crazy rummy and have a sleep-over! yay! fun!
560075
I would show no mercy and I would take prisoners only under very specific circumstances.  War is a nasty business folks.\n\nIt would be a massive hunting exercise and special forces would play a critical role.  I would also ignore the ridiculous rants of anti-American types, especially those from that joke they call the U.N.\n\nI would not be running a popularity contest.  History would be the best judge of whether my decision was correct, not political hacks and others with ulterior motives.
416619
My plan would be simpler and a bit draconian. I would withdraw all troops from the Middle East and let all the crazy people fight among themselves. I would announce to the world that if there are anymore terrorists attacks against the U.S., I would incinerate an Arab city for each attack starting with the capital of Saudi Arabia.
559347
you would have a b*oner that would be out of control
321483
I think I'd open one of the first two doors.If I get the gold or get eaten up by lions,it'd atleast be interesting, unlike my present usual life!!!I hope I can say the 3rd door soon.
455709
I would probaly start off as a Jedi and slowly fall to the Dark side like Vader did.  That type of power corrupts and I probaly could not resist the lure of the dark side.  Call me Darth Gah.
282085
Either that or it would be called a Shitdog....
596113
Well my thoughts are very similar, but I believe that Mr.bin laden's kidneys gave out in Dubai and he croaked there. Since the US Government empowered and controlled the Taliban for their own personal profit as well as their main man, we were allowed buy his family to use his demise for our pleasure, and I feel that there is enough evidence out there for any concerned, American such as myself to find out the real story.
242905
YES! At first I thought if you pet them and let them talk they will run away thinking they've done good for the world. But they hang around like a lost puppy. So instead of throwing the stick you have to hit them with it.
121832
Wouldn't it be amazing if we get to heaven,(assuming there is a heaven) and find GOD is in fact a DOG?  Do you thing God is giving us a hint?  I wonder.