Why did Michael lie about having the diabetes and getting insulin? (Sorry, I just started the show)\nBy the way, it's his tatoo interesting?
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He faked diabetes to get into the medical wing to help with the escape.
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There is only one more episode to go before the stupid fall break again:\ncan't remember all or names but the as--hole guard (bellick) got arrested for killing his buddy though the pedophile(T-bag)? did it. kellerman tried to kill Sara but she escaped and burnt him with a hot iron Michael and Lincolns dad got shot and died that rogue FBI guy mahone shot him . Michael and Linc decided to not get on the plane so they could find Sara as there dad told them she had a tape. c-notes wife got caught by police when she went to fill a prescription for their daughter. Michaels friend(Sucre)the one in love with the girl whio was going to marry another guy is on the plane to panama but mahone ordered it to be intercepted or shot down if need be. michael and linc got into a wreck with mahone and he pulled a gun on them michael had been trying to call sara and she answered just as show went off. sara sewed herself up with a needle and thread where she got cut jumping out of the window at the hotel and fell through the windshield of a car. sorry this is not in order but it's almost 5:30 a.m. and I wrote it as I remembered parts hope this help this is my favorite show right now but I hate the breaks between. Bill(the Asian bad guy) is erasing all info about kellerman concerning who he is and being involved with the president or anyone so I guess he is next on the list to die. the way mahone found out where they were was by threating to kill the spanish dude while he was in the hospital also found out michael was once in a very bad foster home and his dad rescued him from there and killed the foster dad lincoln was in juvenile center at the time
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I CAN'T WAIT!!!!\n\nI just saw a commercial for it a few min. ago.\nIt said alot of things will be answered tonight.\n\nI am still in shock over Michael killing those people and shooting himself. WoW!! That one came out of left field. I litterally sat with my mouth open at the end.\n\nHope you enjoy it. (make sure you turn your puter off and get away from it.) LOL\n\nOMG it's on now, I thought it came on at 9:00....gotta go!!!
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Buckle up for your recap:\n\nLincoln kidnapped Shirley at the end of the last show and took her to his basement where he tied her up and taped her mouth so that he could play her show tunes on his ukelele.\n\nHands and Alan are proceeding with their caseto defend the woman with black outs who found her ex lover hanging from the ceiling with her hands tied behind her back and a suicide note on the table. Alan is thinking temporary insanity but the defendant swears she is innocent. \n\nBack at the office the rest of the staff is beginning to wonder where Shirley is. They even hask Denny if he has seen her, He says "Naked?" They say "Recently. " He says "No"\n\nBack at the house. the tape is removed and Lincoln is trying to get to Shirley mentally but she is getting to him instead. She is trying to get him to release her and she will say nothing. He thinks the police will arrest him anyway.\n\nAt the office, Hands and Alan are talking about the client when Denny walks in and doesn't like how close they are getting and how he has no murder case.\n\nOn the news the Reporter has her head all bandages up as she is stretchured out of her apartment. Lincoln is thinking he should have hit her harder.\n\nAt the trial Hand does the opening cross examination and is surprisingly good as his question of the detective on the case point fingers both at the ex husband who stand to inherit a million dollars in insurance and the new girlfriend that stand to inherit 650,000 dollars in the estate. \n\nBack at the office the staff has sent out for the police to find Shirley but they say it is too early to put out a missing person's warrant.  They are thinking Lincoln is the most likely suspect but they have no proof. The cop suggests they get some. The new girl and the Blonde guy volunteer to go.\n\nIn the House Lincoln is telling Shirley that he wants to suck her ear lobes. She tells him that he is still out of his mind. He tells her the room is sound proof and that he stil has a gun. She eventullay tell him to suck her lobes.\n\nAt the trial, Hands cross examined the husband and brought out in testimony that he is capable of doing bad things under oath. he asked for examples.\n\nLincoln is trying to feed Shirley when she head butts him and makes his nose bleed. He tells her that they may not be friends anymore. He also shows her that if anyone should try and rescue her his spring activated cross bow will shoot them as the break in the door.\n\nOn the news the bandaged up newscaster is bating on Lincoln not knowing who he is but say it would take more than one hit in the head to kill her.\n  \nOn the balcony at the offices Alan and Hands are sharing a cigar and some scotch when Denny walks in on them and is jealous once more.\n\nThe new girl and the Blonde guy try and get Lincoln to believe they are there to talk about the dead judge but he doesn't believe them and closes the door in their faces.\n\nAt lunch Denny is tell his girlfriends mother, his ex fiancee that he keeps finding Alan with hands in their spot. She of course takes the opportunity to offer him her warm spot to him.\n\nAt the office the staff has come to the conclusion that they do not have enough evidence to get the police to go after Lincoln. Alan walks in and tells them that he has received a call from Lincon saying that he has Shirley over at his place and he will sign a deposition to that effect. He is going to his office to receive that call as he speaks.\n\nBack at the trial Hands has an easy going with his client in making her look sympathetic. \n\nAt the office, Hands reveals to Alan that he is a human lie detector and that is one of the reasons he is attracted to Alan, he is honest. Denny comes in and is jealous again because they have a case and he does not and they seem to be getting even closer. Alan follows denny this time to tell him that he loves him and that he is his best friend. Denny says he never wants to see him on a ba
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I only watched a little of the show last night, I got frustrated because most of the people were horrible. But about David Hasselhoff....did you see him trying to bob his head or (dance) to some of the songs? He looked horrible. They should have given him three X's.
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1.  Roger's beeper going off telling him to take his AZT happened at the end of the first part of "La Vie Boheme"...just before "I should tell you".\n\n2.  my guess... Mark help paid for it\n\n3.  Yess...Roger told Mimi he had AIDS at the end of the first part of "La Vie Boheme"... when his beeper went off to take his AZT.  Mimi reacted by saying, "AZT break"...making Roger know that she knows that he has AIDS.  And, when they sang at the end of "La Vie Boheme"...they were like, "Me?"  "You?"...etc., questioning whether the other has AIDS, thus revealing that Mimi also has AIDS.\n\n4.  Collins has AIDS (he says so when he first meets Angel), and MIMI does too (revealed at the end of "La Vie Boheme" and she sat in the Life Support meetings in the song "Without You".\n\n5.  The point and meaning behind the song "Today 4 you" was that a rich lady paid Angel to kill Benny's aquita (dog), Evita, which ultimately was for revenge for collins, roger, and mark.
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?
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*looking at my watch*\n\nWasn't that clown's 15 minutes up a LONG time ago?  If you look up the def of "media whore" in a dictionary, OJ's face would be there.  Reguardless if he actually was innocent or not, what kind of twisted sick joke would that be:  giving details on air about how you would murder your ex and her friend.  Disgusting and yet you know there will be people who will watch it....it's sad
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A few months ago a friend and I were talking about Benny Hinn, questioning his ministry.  I had never actually seen Benny Hinn before; I had only heard about what goes on at his crusade meetings.  We had nothing positive to say.  \n\nNow, at the time, I had a throat infection that was getting stronger and stronger by the day.  A few days after I had been talking with my friend, I turned on Christian TV and saw Benny Hinn.  I thought I had better actually watch, since I'd been saying some pretty bad things about him, with no evidence to back up my scepticism.\n\nI was critical during the whole show.  At the end, Benny was sitting on a couch, talking to the camera, praying for sick people watching.  He was calling out various physical problems that God was healing.  Just when I thought, "This is ridiculous" and was about to turn off the TV, Benny said something like, "Someone has just been healed of a throat infection."  I heard it, and, started to wonder if it could actually be possible.  I swallowed and the pain was totally gone.  I could breath normally for the first time in about a week.  I was radically healed.  The next day I woke up, almost expecting the infection to be back, but it was gone, for good.\n\nWhat I learned from this:  DO NOT JUDGE!!!  As far as I know there is absolutely nothing unbiblical that goes on at Benny Hinn's meetings.  The Bible is clear that Jesus "stripes" (or wounds) were for our healing (as His death was for our eternal life).  Whether miraculously or over time, I believe it is always God's will for us to be healed, as sickness and death are a part of the curse He came to remove.  We just need to hear it preached from the Bible in context (faith comes by hearing), and believe, as we believed when we were born again.
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.\n \nOne of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome.  Those people walk just like that."\n \nThe other student says, "No, I don't think so.  The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.  He walks just as we learned in class."\n\n \nSince they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man.\n \nThey approached him, and one of the students said to him,  "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.  Could you tell us what it is?"\n\n \nThe old man said, "Well, you are fortunate.  I'm a retired physician.  I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."\n\n \nOne of the students said, "I think it's Petry Syndrome."\n\n \nThe old man said, "You thought.......... but you are wrong."\n\n \nThe other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."\n\n \nThe old man said, "You thought.......... but you are wrong."\n\n \nSo they asked him, "Well, what do you have?"\n\n \nThe old man said, "I thought it was gas........... but I was wrong.
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Personally, I think that Mike and the Dentist have had a bad past incounter. The dentist probably evies him for some reason. I cannot beleive that Mike was hit!!! He is so freaking hot!!! Why do all of the hot guys die? Gabrielle and Carlos, I think, are going to get a divorce because he had an affair with the woman that was carrying his child for god sakes...Gabby had every right to kick him out :)
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I am currently speaking to the youth officer in my sons school because apparently there is a child in his school that is either a practicing Vampire or Cannibal?  (Not sure yet)\n\nHe enjoys biting people to see what they taste like and apparently "some people taste sweet and some salty..."  THis kid is dangerous and rather mental if you ask me!  and I am certain it is from either unspuervised video games or television?\n\nMedia and MTV and television in general are really doing in today's kids.  but what are you going to do?  It is yet another thing that we have allowed to become so deeply incorporated into our psyche's there is no doing away with it at this point.  \n\nMonitoring is the only way but unfortunately... look what happens even when you do raise your own right... you run across every other idiot in the world that goes with the flow and does whatever impulsive thing that comes into their channel switched-attention span,  little mind.\n\nStupidity is not only catchy... it is an epidemic!  When you find and get the vaccination.  Let me know where!
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The one on ER was different (better) than the one on scrubs.\n\nIsrael Kamakawiwo'ole...\n\n\nEDIT: Malmsteen SUCKS! <-Font needs to be 72pt bold.
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It didn't exactly explain about why he did that ran over mike i mean. mike chipped his tooth and Orson is a dentist and mike went to see him and Orson asked mike if he'd ever been in prison and mike said yes and mike asked him if that's where he knew him from. so maybe that's it. i don't really know and now we will have to wait. as to why he went to see Bree he seen her at the mental hospital and saw her escaping and kept quiet while she did it. so supposedly he went to see how she was.  i really hope mike don't die i like his character and besides that he's so hot!!!!! i really like this show a lot but sometimes it don't make much sense. hope this info helps you to get what happened straight.
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How Mr. Bean became the spokesperson for Starsbuck.\nHow to pack on the weight with guaranteed results.\nCriss Angel:  Magician or Real?\nSpontaneous Combustion:  What really happened.\nGod told me that He doesn't exist.
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why not just watch the episode for free at abc.com and find out for yourself?  if you don't want to do that then keep reading.  he didn't bleed out because the previous day his girlfriend took him to the hospital where they presumably stitched him up.  he still has the wound as he had to try and hid it from her to keep her from seeing that he still has a fresh wound.
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Pratt & Neela attended Michael's funeral. They are so far unaware of what is going on at the hospital in the meantime.\n\nTwo injured men were brought in from jail where an inept EMT trainee tried to help. One of the men was Sammy's ex-husband. The two men and the nurse were working together. They tied up the guards and the one man put on a guard's uniform so they could just walk out.\n\nBefore they could leave Kovac walked in. During the struggle the woman gave him a shot with medication that paralyzed his muscles for half an hour. He would have suffocated if Sammy hadn't fought to save him. They tied him to a gurney, got a tube down his throat & left.\n\nThere were security guards at the front desk & Abby could tell something was wrong as Sammy wheeled her ex from the hospital. When the guards tried to stop them they turned and opened fire on the ER using Sammy as a guard.\n\nShe told her ex to just get in the truck and go...think of their son Alex. He said he had & opened to door. Alex was in the back tied up and gagged. Sammy jumped in the truck & they took off.\n\nAbby fell & hit her head during the confusion. She got up, vowing that she was fine. Numerous people were injured including Jerry who was shot. No one knows where Kovac or Sammy are.\n\nAs they were working on Jerry, they needed something from another room. As Abby walked in you could see Kovac in the other room (now awake) struggling to get free. A pain hit Abby, she bend over and held on herself. As she straightened up she brought her hand up & it was covered in blood. She put her hand up to the window and smeared the blood across it as she collapsed unconsious while Kovac watching, struggling to get to her.