Hint: He was dragged there be something.\nHint: He was fully aware of him being dragged out of a lake.
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He was picked up by those planes getting water from a lake to estinguish a fire, then got dropped out and got caught in the trees.\n\nPoor guy
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I don't understand what was so slick about that in the first place.... okay, so you're underwater for a week... but you have AIR... and water, obviously... how is that magical?\n\nI thought it was equally dumb when he suspended himself in a box above London for those few weeks. The man is just weird.
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NOTHING\n\nA man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: \nThe Wife said she was sleeping. \nThe Cook was cooking breakfast. \nThe Gardener was picking vegetables. \nThe Maid was getting the mail. \nThe Butler was cleaning the closet. \n\nThe police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?\n\n\nANSWER: the maid...the mail doens't come on Sunday
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A: ???\nB: he dose\nC: he is scotish.\nD: he dosen't\nE: he dosen't
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1.made up his mind - came to a decision\n2.taken aback - surprised\n3.standing apart - distancing from someone or something\n4.tricks up his sleeves - has a surprise in reserve (like a magician has tricks up his sleeve)\n5.get off lightly - didn't get as severe a punishment as he might have\n6.his blushes were saved - avoided embarrassment
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The punchline is HOW he caught said fish: He hurled sticks of dynamite into the lake from the shoreline and had his underlings haul in whatever floated to the surface after things settled down again. A true sportsman.\n\nP.S. In an extraordinarily sick and twisted sort of way, perhaps this really WAS the high point of his loathsome presidency...
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The road he was driving on is his life. Since he was behind the truck im guessing he couldnt see where he was headed. This signifies that he doesnt know where his life is going. The coffin emphasizes this, signifying confinement, restriction, and lack of personal freedom. he could be in a relationship or situation that is causing this problem. it could lead to depression and i suggest he cut it off now!
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In the amount of time it took you to type that in, you could have figured it out. Read each sentence and look for context clues.\n\nFirst sentence: It's time to start planning your next ___. Well, the clue is planning. What is something a lot of people plan? An ELECTION? No, of course not. It's a vacation. You also have a hint in the second sentence--"a trip."\n\nSecond sentence: Why not take a trip across the ___? Well, you might take a trip across the state or the country. Only one of your choices is similar to this--nation.\n\nThird sentence: There are many means of ___ to get to just about any ___. Ooh, a toughie! Two blanks. OK, first one... the clue comes after the blank. "To get to" is your clue--what word tells a way to get to somewhere else? (Starts with T.) Second blank, "to get to just about any ___." Where is somewhere you want to get to? (Starts with D.) \n\nGet the idea? It's pretty easy, and fun. Cross out the words as you use them--you'll only use each one once. Good luck!
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hahahah......agreed the joke is long, but worth reading it......hilarious one......LOL\n\nYou can make this joke a bit short by editing . I have tried with the first para and see the difference....you can save  one line.\n\nJack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
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This has to be an adverbial prepositional phrase, because it tells where they went.  "The students went" is the backbone of the sentence: "students" is the subject, and "went" is the verb.  Where did they go?  On a skiing trip.  \n\nThere are a few good questions to ask when you see a prepositional phrase.  If you can answer "when" or "how" then you know it is adverbial, because adverbs are words of time and they tell how something was done.  If your phrase is more descriptive, and cannot answer "when" or "how" then it is an adjective.  \n\nHope this helps.  Cheers, K (teacher 14 years)
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It may be surface tension.
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E;\nNever\n The Garcias were pulled over for speeding. When it was found they had forged documents, their car was impounded and they were deported.\n\n See math ain't that hard!
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Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.\nNarrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:\nRaoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!\nAcosta: Did you say something?\nRaoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.\nNarrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
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because he was not in an active position
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To daredevil pup:  of course that's not God.  That's the EYE of God.  Actually, the sixth eye of God, I guess.\n\nMr. Eye of God:  I can't speak for others, but I forsake your Son for a very good reason:  it was his turn to buy at the pub over the weekend and he "forgot" his wallet.  Something about not having any pockets in his white robe where he could put a wallet.  Frankly, I'm just a little sick of that excuse!
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<Shows my hand to you>\n\nOk guess you cant see.. hmmmm.. \n\n.:Fishie:.\n\nP.S: No hard feelings pls, just trying to be funny.
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first of all, you spelled grammar wrong\n\nok:\n\n1. A wheel fell on me during soccer practice today.\n\n2. They ride their bikes really well.\n\n3. Sally's bike broke down, and I left her there.