Tell me anything that you saw that freeked you out.
134776
When I was about 8 years old (back in 1976) my mom had a portable tape player/recorder. I found it in her dresser drawer with a cassette tape in it. I pushed the play button and there were 2 girls voices having a conversation. It went like this, "..so I come back home and there she was...Hey, Janet? Janet?" (Janet is my mom's name). I was a curious kid so I pushed the stop button then pushed record and said, "what?". Then I rewound the tape a little to play back what I recorded. It went like this, "..and there she was...Hey, Janet? Janet?...what...That doesn't sound like Janet?!" I quickly pressed stop put the tape recorder back in the dresser and never touched it again.\n\nI told my mom about this and she said one of the voices were of my babysitter who died before that cassette was purchased!
352917
what did you get?  ill tell you what i got and how to do it then...
195013
Look in the mirror, See what you saw, grab the saw, and saw your way out!!! hahaha :D
234591
I was on my way to the police academy. I had a guy riding my arse waving a knife. So I pulled into the Sheriff's Department, guy still following me.  \n\nI jumped out (me in my uniform,gunbelt,etc) and 5 Sheriff's deputies. \n\nI think the guy probably shat himself just before he tried to run. The Deputies set up a road block before he got on the free way and performed the "felony Stop" routine on him which included 6 deputies and 2 police officers ordering him out of his car at gun point.  \n\nIt was pretty sweet.
437817
Dropped out and now Im a toilet cleaner.\n\nOkay, thats a lie, but you get the point :)
667375
Too many to choose from- you can decide and tell me what you think--\n\n- My son squirted mustard and BBQ sauce all over the new sectional my brother-in-law just got for us\n\n- My son brought a kids swimming pool into the living room, filled it, and swam in it with his sister\n\n- Between the 3 of my kids, they dialed 911 a grand total of 59 times and their mom was in handcuffs for it at least twice that I know of, one of these times caused the police to be especially defensive as I was just pulling in the driveway coming home from work- guns drawn at me\n\n- My two oldest had an egg fight in the family room more than once, drenching my big screen\n\n- My daughter poored Drano all over the bathroom floor, bathed in it, and got 2nd degree burns from it on her butt and legs\n\n- My son made mud balls and threw them into the ceiling fan\n\n- My son on several accounts emptied entire bottles of dish soap on his sister, brother, our dogs, and the rest of the house\n\n- My son whipped it out and peed at the front door entrance at the company Christmas party- right in front of me and my boss \n\n- My son pulled a fire alarm station inside a professional building causing hundreds of evacuees to be out of work for 3 hours (in c/o that infamous daycare lady)\n\n- My son took off all the plug and switch plates in his bedroom and got zapped
227606
How about: I was feeding my dog Hooch when my bra stap (on the left-hand side) got caught on the edge of his dog collar (on the right hand side) and whoops! Whoa there! We were suddenly hooked together.\n\nI reached over my right shoulder to try and unhook us when the telephone, which my dog always runs to answer, rang.\n\nIn running towards the ringing sound he ripped my strap and my other bras being in the wash, I decided there and then on the spot to do an impromtu laundering.\n\nWhile the water was running into the laundry machine, the hose connected to the hot-water tap, jerked lose. Hooch had still been attached to the bra when I threw it in the machine and in tugging to get free,  he pulled the washer off it's base and yanked the hot-water connecting hose from its moorings!\n\nThe water flooded my basement, and my soggy-shirted basement tenant, surged out of it and roared, "That's it! That's the last straw! Look what you've done! I was working on my end of year report cards and now they are toast! You will have to stay home today with me and help me rewrite them. After that, you'll have to find a new tenant to help you out with your gambling debts. Didn't anyone ever tell you that betting on Chicken Little to win it all on American Idol was an extremely dumb idea! And even if it wasn't, you didn't have to get me to help you rob a bank to pay off that loser, MacDougald who only made a lucky stab at Taylor in the first place! Heck, MacDougald, hides his money in an old sock under his bed. The last time he was in a bank, you were in diapers! That's enough hiding out for me! This time, I really am going to tell everybody the truth! And I really did go to Cleveland with you guys last summer!"\n\nAnd that's the reason why I've been away all week! It's also the reason I'll never be away again, no, no, no not ever! Except for maybe ..next Tuesday! You see  my tenant died suddenly yesterday, and I've got his funeral to attend next week. By the way, it's in Cleveland.
525037
My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
375974
I noticed that a load of clothes had been in the dryer for two cycles and was still wet.  I figured something must be clogged up.  So I went outside to check the dryer vent---sure enough it was plugged up with lint.  The dryer vent is about at eye level, so I walked up to it and began cleaning the big globs of lint out of it.  I finally yanked one big piece free and all the loose lint that had been building up in the pipes was suddenly blown out the dryer vent right into my face.\n\n When the last big block finally broke free I had this split second vision of a fog of lint headed towards my face.  I opened my mouth to say "Oh s h i t"---that's when I got the mouthful of lint.\n\nI spent the next 20 minutes getting lint out of my eyes, nose, mouth and ears. \n\nI never claimed to be overly bright.
188315
I was hitchhiking through Montana one time. I was sitting on the on-ramp leading down to the freeway. I see this guy walking up the ramp from the freeway. He was dressed like a regular guy - jeans, t-shirt, tennies.\nHe walked up to me, said "Hi, how ya doin?" He noticed I was reading a book. He said, "Here's something else for you to read", and handed me a little pamphlet. He walked off as I looked at the pamphlet.\nI scanned the pamphlet for about 15-20 seconds - it dealt with Christianity. \nI turned to see if he had kept walking, but he was not there.\nIn the time space he handed me that pamphlet, and the time I turned my head, he could not have gone anywhere. It was a long on-ramp and nowhere else to go.\nEven writing about it now after 21 years give me goose bumps.
342996
I skived off work early last friday, \nwhen I got home I heard some noises upstairs so I crept up slowly and peered through the bedroom door only to see my wife naked in bed with my boss, \n\nJESUS ! lucky they didn't see me, I nearly got caught!
172383
See if you can find something here: http://www.freeessays.tv/
58491
-i was SO drunk that i told my boss of 2 months all the stupid things that he does.\n\n-i was SO drunk that i talked my way out of a DUI\n\n-i was SO drunk that i jumped out of a 3rd story window.\n\n-i was SO drunk that i pissed behind the tetris machine in a crowded bar.\n\ni'm sure others have better stories, but those are mine.  i would go into a little more detail, but i'm a little drunk now.
261532
The doors on my car froze shut on me once and I couldn't get them open.  I had to call 911 from my cell phone and the cop finally got the passenger side open but I am a large person and he had to LEAN over me to try to push the driver's side door open.  I hit the lever and let the seat lay me flat of my back and then I got the giggles and he wondered what I was laughing about and I said, "Is that your nightstick or are you just happy to see me".  He cracked up and said he didn't know how in the world he was going to write this one up! TRUE STORY!
401453
Good one!! Nice to let the motor loose now and again.\n\nReally, I hope you got away with it.
616781
was arrested for public nudity while at a public\nwatershed in the country with my gf at the time.\nwhen we told her parents why we were late,her dad laughed so hard,we thought he would bust his gut !\ni miss you.please send i.m.or mail...t
505911
Yes! \n\nIf you want to know what happened, I will tell all!