What names do you like your girl to call you? My boyfriend likes Man Beast and he said the worst thing I could call him would be poopy pants. He also doesn't like shmoopsy. Just wondering about other guys
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SINGINBIRD\nPIED\nBUZZARD\nCHICKEN
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Um, well if she were more manly, then you wouldn't be attracted to her would you?  She would be all smelly and hairy and stinky and gross.  Wooo I bet you would love snuggling up to a stinkbomb :)
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Your boyfriend should not force you to write this kind of thing on here. It will give your nickname a reputation of bad punning!\n\nYou really should tell him it was a little bit funny, but not funny enough! \nLOL! kidding
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You're a douche, why would you "hit it" if she really is how you describe her "poor and average looking and smells like a french fry and has a PMS attitude."  Guys like you are why women hate men!
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Last night as D.J. and I lay together, I pondered this very same question.  Is D.J. truly gay.  I thought yes.  \n\nThe way I figure it, the poop on D.J.'s tiny phallus indicates that he is at least curious.  However, the poop on my phallus indicates he's already joined the team.  \n\nStill I wondered until D.J. removed all doubts.\n\nAs I pulled my manhood from the vacuum of his eager lips, D.J. exclaimed "bring back your sweet cream-sicle, I want to gobble your load!"  \n\nD.J. is truly the "queen" of fairytopia.
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SLAP HIM!!! us guys have no right to do that. Even if i think a chick looks nasty as hell i dont say it. That is rude. wheres he live ill teach him manners, and scare him to death. Someone should kick his ass. Sorry for the laungage.\nJake s
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Your boyfriend has to make an end to this if he really wants to.\nYour word doesn't mean anything, because it has to come from your boyfriend. Talk to your boyfriend and let him know, that this is bothering you. Some girls are right down nasty, don't deal with them, it's his job.
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Stephi. it was my question ,and it was a little bit potty mouthed,but it still deserved a short life here ,as many other questions are ,much worse..Stephi ,it was concerning Mr. Clinton's use of hi pee pee,and the Dem,s..i will not insult the question more ,lets just move on and keep up the fight for ,well truth.good day mam
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AHAHA.  I am crackin up!!  This is the best  question ever.  I couldn't agree more.  And look at the dude above me who calls you a sexist bastard...a MAN calling you a sexist bastard.  He is obviously a guy who kisses women's asses and feet seeking their approval.  What a pus$y-whipped beeotch.
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It's that so weird, we were just talking about that in class today, this girl said the most weirdest names, skittles, poochie, shalaquifa, one even said that if she had twins, she would name them, today and tomorrow. What kind of names are these? Therefore answering your question, I really don't know. Maybe they think it's cute or something, but to tell you the truth, names like that are embarrassing to live by.
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Let me get this straight...your concerned about "pet" names?\n\nyou might be petty.
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Hi sweetie! Hope you get this taken care of. Sounds "poopy." I love you!
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Hey, Conan, here's a newsflash:  you're normal!  Right, some men aren't quite as driven as you and some are even more driven.  But they're normal, too.  As long as you don't hurt anyone, including yourself, ain't no sweat.  And as long as it does not bother your GF...Look, there is no absolute regarding what endorphins do or do not do for you.  There is a range of acceptable responses and yours do fall within that range.  By the way, if she gets you that hot 'n bothered, would ya mind posting her pic so's us other guys can see what we're missing?
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Why do you call him your BF if you don't like him.  Quit using him.  Break up with your so called BF for his sake.
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Depends on the situation...where you fighting?  I've accidentally called my ex-bf by my dog's name during a fight.  If it was in bed...i've known people who have done that, and i think the reason for that is because they're just not in the right frame of mind during that time.  Whatever the reason, obviously she wasn't thinking straight.  I don't think it means she wants her ex back.  I don't think she apologized because she was embarrassed/upset and didn't want to make a big deal about it.  If i were you, i'd let it go this time.
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How do you make Batman the dude of the week? \nHe has a lot of great questions, however I am not sure if he really knows or plainly does not really know anything about his questions.\nPlus, he keeps changing his name.\nMaybe I will agree with you to make him the dude of the week. Hey, what about Cranky Old Goat?\n\nBy the way, what's with the girl before me?
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thats one of the most relative questions ive seen yet. thank you. i understand. girls wear clothing that could easily qualify for soft core porn andif a guy looks she gets pissed. and it causes problems for us guys who are in relationships because our girlfriends get pissed if we even glance.  let me tell you, the pain it causes on my testicles, is just unbearable at times. its crazy the way they are. they don't dress decently. they dress like their from the most popular corner of camden. i feel ya man. your not alone...im behind you. j/k