Don't tell jokes that you have got in email or on humor sites.  THE GOOD JOKES GET TOLD, THE BAD JOKES GET READ.  I want to be able to tell your joke.  No limits.
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al suli had a great crush on the king's favorite concubine princess daliah. he confided this to al mumu who was the king's chief adviser and court magician. al suli said that all he ever wanted in his life was to suck and suck princess daliah's big succulent breasts. al mumu told al suli that his magic might be able to help but al suli must promise to pay him two bags of gold. al suli agreed and promised he'd pay him after. al mumu took a cup of al suli's saliva and the two separated. the next day, al mumu sprinkled a magic potion onto princess daliah's brassieres in the royal closet. that afternoon the princess got a terrible itching sensation on her breasts. the king called upon al mumu and sought his advice. after his oracle, al mumu proclaimed that only one person could cure the princess' itch- al suli, because his tongue had medicinal properties. he was to suck the beautiful princess' breasts in order for the itch to subside. so the king sent for al suli and his wish was granted. he sucked and sucked the princess' breasts all day and all night. he sucked like a hungry baby and he didnt stop until daliah's breasts were sore but relieved also of the itching.al suli left the palace a very happy man. the next day, al mumu went to see al suli and demanded for his two bags of gold. al suli gave him a surprised look and pretended he didnt know what al mumu was talking about. al suli thought he had gotten the better of al mumu and walked away humming to himself. not to be outsmarted by a palace idiot, al mumu went inside the king's royal closet and sprinkled his magic potion onto the king's colorful underwears. need i continue? go back to work!
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There's a web site called'Lots of Jokes" They're not only funny but they cover just about every subject you'd want. Check them out!
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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not a very good joke but its ok\ntry something new to entertain people\nbut good u at least tried
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There's a section for jokes dude, recategorize your question
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That was a good one.  I just emailed that to some friends.  Now I'll know all of their ages.  For the ones who like to hide their actual age I didn't tell them the ending or the title.  I told them to send me the 3 digit number and I'll finish the joke after that.  Some of them are gonna be MAD!!  By the way I got 420 It works.
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On the Web in particular, and in print as a rule, it's almost impossible to convey the shades of meaning and connotation necessary to get sardonic humor, sarcasm, etc. across to those not looking for it.  Text-only interfaces are a very literal medium.\n\nHere in Yahoo!Answers, sadly, a lot of people mistake nastiness for "humor" and tell the victims of their slanders that they have no sense of humor; so people come to expect that anything that can be interpreted as nastiness, was meant that way.
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You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
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I think the second time around the man should pull his waist line out for the donkey to actually see. How could the donkey see if the man was whispering in his ear? I know it could be implied it was done afterwards but the joke would run smoother if it were rewritten. Still not a bad joke. It's been a while since I've heard it.
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this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
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I would forgive you after all i have a great sense of humour and i can appreciate a good joke  ! Have you seen my jokes ?? Lots of thumbs downs unfortunately , why do people take them so seriously ?
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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its a cool jokes but its not funny to me.but keep telling jokes ok.
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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tell me your e-mail address. i will try to send you jokes. my address is ak9999in@yahoo.co.in
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Dude!!! No one can understand you.  I find myself wondering if maybe, just maybe one of your jokes may be really funny...But I just can't tell.
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What is it about Grandpas and nasty jokes? My grandpa used to always tell innapropriate jokes. Like sexual jokes in the wrong company.\n\nThat is a good one though.