This chicken was on the news last night, she had been a perfectly normal hen who layed eggs then suddenly her plumage changed and she grew a cocks-comb and throat wattle and started  to crow in the mornings just like a regular cock...she is now a rooster to all intent and purposes but cannot fertilize eggs, strange signs and portents or what? (Have to say this word censorship is really stupid at times)
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I'm sorry I don't have an answer to your question but how did it end up in the "religion and spirituality" category?
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ok well this is how i would answer that\n\n\n"well little brother when a young  girl chicken loves a boy chicken he whips his little "tic-tac" out and strick it in the gilr chickens "oven" but before he does that he puts a rubber...or a glove on his "tic-tac" so that way the "tic-tac" doesnt throw up in the oven and so there arent little baby chickens getting cooked and popping out of the oven."
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The sky was grey and all hope was lost if it weren't for teh gobblers that were actually chickens but were really bunnies in costumes dressed as chickens dressed as gobblers candy. Then a superhero team of power ranger squirrels came to save the day.\n \nThe gobblers were ready to feast upon Ms. Universe;s flesh when the power ranger squirrels barged in, sat down and joined them. They decided Ms. Universe tastes disgusting and became vegeterians.\n\nTHE END
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I think the chicken neck cutting business is automated now, but years ago I had a friend who got into the manual side of the business. I think it warped him mentally. All day long all he did was kill chickens, and they keep moving for awhile afterwards, which has to be a macabre experience. I know you are just kidding, but people have held those jobs. Don't pooh pooh the elephant poo, that guy makes a blank load of money.
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Yes, it does change as they grow from tiny chick to adult crow.  Also, the same crow changes its calls depending upon the time of year and also depending upon what the crows are "saying" to each other.  It can be an alert to danger, a signal to fly away, an all clear, "I'm hungry" from a bird not yet developed enough to care for itself fully, and there is even an "I'm in the mood" signal among calls.  Actually all birds have a varied vocabulary for communication, but we usually don't pay enough attention to hear them.  Good ear!
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Maybe those 3 eggs were unfertilized.  The hen that laid them may be part of the group of hens that are kept separate from roosters so that their eggs are kept unfertilized in order to sell them to markets without having to worry about the possibility of having a chick in it.  Or if there were chicks maybe they never developed.  This is why they say "Never count your chickens before they hatch".
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We got chicken in the barn...Who's barn? What barn?! My barn!!!  Gotta be "Whole Lotta Shakin" Goin' On"!  \n\n\nGO KILLER GO!!!!!!!
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Never heard "rainbow sheep" in my life.  Who changed that?  Where'd you come up with this?\nAnd yeah, I definitely have to agree on that rainbow = gay thing.  If they wanted to change it to be "politically correct," maybe they should have changed it to plaid, or clear, or keep it true to the SHEEP....."FLUFFY!"\nThat's gotta be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, I swear.
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Well as my good old Grandma used to say:\n\nUsing a feather is kinky,\nUsing the whole chicken is just perverted.\n\nNo animals thank you very much.
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cause his dick was stuck in the chicken???
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Ravens and all birds are considered to be messengers. As I speak there are 4 outside picking up the deer corn. Do I consider this a message. No. But last year one came and sat on the top of the gazebo and wouldn't shut up. Very annoying. About an hour later the phone rang. My daughter had just been rushed into the hospital in premature labor. What's really great about the ravens is they have a plan. About 10 or more get together and each has it's own job. One takes one road and the other ones have thier own road to monitor. When one finds food, they call to the next one, which calls to the next one and pretty soon all of them are there eating. Owls on the other hand are considered messengers of death or soon to be dead. So watch those hooters. Oh, and usually if you see an eagle, a raven is not far away. Well, where I live anyway. I just answered this ? yesterday. Now as i sit here typing, there's a Bald Eagle sitting out on the ice in front of our house. And inching closer. The only thing I can figure is, the ravens were here yesterday eating. If he's bringing a messenger... This has never happened before. Maybe I should go out there. Oh...he's walking this way!! For true.
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That's strange that you mentioned this...  I have a few stories about birds and bad times:\nWhen I was younger, I saw the strangest bird ever (which I have never seen again), just before my grandmother got really, really sick.  She was with me, and we both just stared at it.  She said it was the most beautiful bird that she'd ever seen, too.  2 days later, she was diagnosed with breast cancer, and died 3 months later.\nWhen my mother was a child, right before her grandmother died.  She was outside playing, and saw a crow on the ground with a broken wing.  Her mother (my grandmother), and her tried to mend it.  But, the bird never healed, and died soon after.\nMy best friend loves cardinals.  For some strange reason that she can't explain, whenever she sees one... she thinks of her grandmother who passed.\nFor some reason, birds do seem to come around at our time of need.  Whenever something bad is about to happen, I always look for birds (or how my pet cockatiel is acting).  I think that they have a connection to the spirtual world.  I am a complete bird lover, and I think this has a lot to do with it!  Bye bye!
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No, I think screaming was not natural at all...... She should  have gotten the camera out and recorded the whole thing. I mean people sacrificing chickens over pictures happens all the time. She should've jump for JOY!! It was for her she should be honored. Don't  you think so???
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Dammit i knew it was that kitty!  sad it didn't live very long.  \n\nOther animal oddities, look up Mike the Headless Chicken\n\nhttp://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html
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Chicken, beacuse during God's 6 creation days , on day 5 God made the sea creatures and birds. NOT EGGS! A girl chicken and a rooster(aka boy chicken) made the egg whcich made anothor chicken...
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You got to be more confident in yourself and quit listening to the haters. If someone called you a chicken would you sprout feathers and start laying eggs? Of course not. I'm sure that not everybody believes these rumors about you. Find some true friends and forget about those other losers.
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honestly, God created all creatures, great and small. I believe He created the chicken first and then the chicken laid the eggs. \nMy reason for this answer is because God Created man as an adult and not a baby. Man produced the babies that grew to become adults. \nSo, chickens produced the eggs that eventually became more chickens.\nANSWER: EGG IS MADE OF CHICKEN!