Perhaps we can convince him to release Xenu from his mountain imprisonment.  We could bypass the eternal battery, tear down his forcefield.  Saving the master and destroying the real enemy of America....Tom Cruise.  Xenu be praised, what a glorious idea.  Any thoughts?
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Left alone with him for about 2 1/2 mins I think a 12 year old could probably convince him.\n\nI'd prefer serious questions for us to ridicule *ahem* sorry, debate scientology in though.\n\nOh and jdmc2596 below, a colony is Gibraltar owned by Britain. More British Colonies: (Any place with a date like this "1760-")\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Colonial_Territories_by_country#Great_Britain_.2F_England\n\nThe United States has some too...\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Colonial_Territories_by_country#United_States\n\nOr go here for the full list.\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Colonial_Territories_by_country
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He's never gonna be taken alive, he'll kill himself first, but if he doesn't we should do it for him. He's as guilty as sin itself, and besides we'll be doing the world a favor without a needless trial that will me mocked anyway.
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Okay.  To be honest I'm not going to be leaving in the Rapture, but I assure you the instant it happens, I'll be a total convert.\n\nDo you know who it is, though?  Because we could probably save everyone a lot of suffering if we just went and got the guy, and then drowned him in a very soft, padded room (don't want any sharp objects around his head, don'tcha know)...
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I'm sure you can tell by the previous posts that he "hurt" more than he ever could have hoped to help. His goals were to purify the German people (so to speak) and bring them out of a sorry state post WW1. But, if you call that help, I suppose mass murder and conquest would be is the way to go. Perhaps you should ask the question in an other way, I"m sure you couldn't have truly meant 'help' through containment camps.
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Also if we caught him, the "great demon" behind our "war on terror" would no longer be a threat...people might relax and start taking a look at what the administration is really up to.
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He's our savior!\n\nI don't know about your second question, we'll have to wait for that day to see for sure!
76538
how low can we go? Bush and Cheney are monsters. How much more can the national debt soar? How many lies can he tell?  Is there another oil-rich country that we can invade? Is Osama Bin Laden still virtually unscathed from his horrendous attack on our country? How many of our young people are going to Iraq? How many will come home? How much richer can the rich get? How much poorer can the poor get? It is a sad state of affairs when our people are out priced at the gas pumps, and it is only going to get worse. These are tip of the iceberg questions, but suffice it to say that there is not a number that goes low enough. He will spend his remaining tenure in office seeing just how much his constituency can stand before reaching point break. I am already there, but I can proudly say that I did not vote for this monster, or for his ass clown father.
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I heard this was a rumor from his trip to Mexico. Apparently, however, the suit is still in court and is pending a verdict. The real truths will come out on the stand. Link below is to a TheSmokingGun article describing the suit with filed documents.
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He doesn't exist. The sad thing is, there are people who think he does and they accept this torture becuase they think it's part of god's plan. Sad, huh???\n\n\nThanks for asking.
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I would say it's too late.  He's said so many times that he's happy with Rummy's performance, even after Abu Ghraib and every other f*** up.  It would seem hypocritical for him to suddenly change his mind now.  It would seem like he's trying to toss deck chairs off the Titanic.  It won't make a difference.  That ship's going DOWN.
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I don't think he is that stupid to start wiping out the human race no matter what the differences in opinions are, all over the world. I think that our leaders in the arm forces will question the launch of such a weapon of mass destruction.
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LOL! I bet he could do that. He is the Almighty One after all...
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No reason.. He should. But as we all know, he won't. Too bad for that scooter libby person for being the fall guy. Although he wasnt a saint either. Every Bush supporter should have to go to Iraq and fight his BS war for him.
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Well, we know better now that Kissinger and Blair said yesterday that the Iraq war cannot be won.  Sadly,  Saddam was the right man for the job.  We need to find another like him but nicer to the u.s. or just put saddam back in.  Only a dictator can control those sectarian fools.  And we would love to do it but that would not be PC.  Well, I volunteer yourself Mr. Erudite, I think you could do the job.   Anyone else here nominate Mr,. E?
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The only item on T.Bs agenda at the moment is possible questioning by the police.He has made his money,sorted his pension out,got the wife bringing in the pin-money,(until SHE retires)got the kids education sorted,and is probably waiting for the right publishing house to offer him the right deal on an autobiography,(or-"how to make a fistful of cash in ten easy years")-and reserved his place in history,other than that i think he is winding down his political career now-sod G.W.B and the rest of us mere mortals,let some one else carry the can-"I'm alright jack" is the way forward for our 'tone' now.
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If he was thought in for crimes against against intelligence (pun) how would you defend him ?\n\nWhats a simple answer, diminish responsibility?\n\nWith his record who can prove me wrong!
95470
lol could be! I think he led himself. His epic probably wasn't as great as it was thought to be, noting that history becomes inaccurate over time. But hey, thinking he was led by aliens makes me laugh!