I recieved this through yahoo360, what would you do?\ncharity\nDear friend,\nGreetings in the name of the Lord,As you read this, I don't\nwant you to feel sorry for me,because, I know everyone will\ndie someday.\nMy name is Mr Sal Rabb a merchant in\nDubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal\ncancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and\nright now I have only about a few months to live, according\nto medical experts.\nI have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never\nreally cared for anyone but my\nbusiness.Though I am very rich, I was never Generous, I was\nalways hostile to people and only focused on my business as\nthat was the only thing I cared for.But now I regret all\nthis, as I now know that there is more to life\nthan just wanting to have or make all the money in the\nworld. I have willed out most of my property and assets to\nmy immediate and extended family members as well as a few\nclose friends.\nI have decided to give alms to charity organizations,as I\nwant this one of the last good deeds I do on earth.\nSo far, I have distributed money to some charity\norganizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that\nmy health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this\nmyself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close\none of my accounts and distribute the money that I have\nthere to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan,\nthey refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do\nnot trust them anymore, as they are not contended\nwith what I have left for them.\nThe last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash\ndeposit of eighteen million dollars $18,000,000,00 that I\nhave with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want\nyou to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to\ncharity organizations.I have set aside 10% for your time.\nGod be with you.\nSal Rabb\nforward your reply to salluvschrist@katamail.com for my own convenience\np.s,i will like part to go for the hurricane victims
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Delete it and block the sender. Ignore it and do not even think about it. If it smells like con, it is con.
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Drew, my man, my heart goes out to you.  I have been there.  Heck, I am still there.  No one really understands the horror you are going through, do they?  This is some kind of h*ll you never imagined, huh?  Trust me, I know.  \n\nTomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of my actual divorce.  No less than 10 days before my wife left met, she and I sat down and set a date to begin trying to have children.  We were in the process of beginning to build our dream home.  2 weeks before she walked out, we had just spent 11 days on the most wonderful vacation of our lives.  Now, you won't even believe this, a week to the day before she left, 2 of my best friends were killed in a car wreck.  They were buried 5 days later; she left me 2 days after 2 of my best friends were buried!  I tell you all of this so you will know that I understand the pain.  I loved this girl more than I can express.  I'll spare you the details of everything I sacraficed to provide for her.  It's still too hard to think about!\n\nI know exactly what you mean about the dates.  Even though you can go out and have fun with another girl, you are completely emotionally detached, huh?  Am I right?  That's how it has been for me.  \n\nMy man, I don't have much family, but I do have my mom and dad.  However, one of my best friends, who went through the exact same thing you and I have went through, doesn't have any family at all just like you.  He and I have talked at length about this so I know how you feel.  On Thanksgiving, him and I went to a football game.  We met up with a bunch of friends; cooked a turkey; and we ate and drank like kings.  For him and I both, it was the best Thanksgiving of our lives because we were surrounded by our friends who love us and were doing what we loved.  I know it's hard my man, but, if a friend invites you to his or her house or activity for the holiday's, do it! \n\nHaving said all of that, I still haven't answered your question.  The honest truth is I don't know how to cope with the pain, and I have no idea how to move on.  Although time has dulled the pain for me, it hasn't made the pain go away.  Talking to friends and writing about it has helped, but it hasn't helped me to move on.  I have went out with some girls, but that hasn't helped much either.  As you well know, it has been absolutely horrible. \n\nI wish you the best.\n\nStay Up Playa!
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looks awesome! I don't know what to tell you though, I'm not so good at getting my bills paid if I'm sending donations to places... Pray about it!
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UGH\nUGH\nDang that's kinda gross....\nBless your heart you've had a bad day!\nI would  have laughed in a fake voice and said please your an old man!\nOr\nWonder What Dad Would Think Of That???\nSay something so they don't think you liked it. \nTell your dad his friends have lost it.....lol\nI really don't know what I would have said. I would have been to shocked to have said anything...
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"\nShe answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard ladies-of-the-night there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."\nLater that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.\nWhen she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas, too. I want to see you live on $800 a year."\n\nThe Perfect Man\nAuthor Unknown\n\nThe perfect man is gentle\nNever cruel or mean\nHe has a beautiful smile\nAnd keeps his face so clean.\n\nThe perfect man likes children\nAnd will raise them by your side\nHe will be a good father\nAs well as a good husband to his bride.\n\nThe perfect man loves cooking\nCleaning and vacuuming too\nHe'll do anything in his power\nTo convey his feelings of love for you.\n\nThe perfect man is sweet\nWriting poetry from your name\nHe's a best friend to your mother\nAnd kisses away your pain.\n\nHe has never made you cry\nOr hurt you In any way\nOh, screw this stupid poem\nThe perfect man is gay.\n\nMy husband and I divorced over religious differences.\nHe thought he was God, and I didn't.\n\nMarriage is a three-ring circus:\nEngagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering\n\nThe woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.\nLook Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" \n"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
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I am only speaking for myself, but I was taught to be a responsible person at an early age. I didn't have to work\nif didn't want to,but I started working way before I turned\n18. Only because I felt if wanted something extra for my- \nself, that I should earn it instead of that something just\nbeing handed to me.\nAs for the parent subject, I come from the US. My family,\nMy culture, doesn't  believe in discarding are elderly. We \nbelieve that are elderly should be honored and respected.\nThey are the ones that paved the way for us in this world.\nAre parents created us, taught us, loved us! They hold a \nspecial place in are families. They are the ones we go to  \nfor advice,comforting and loving. They are considered to\nbe the wise ones!\nSo there maybe some people who do send their parents\nto retirement homes, but did you consider the reasons\nwhy they do? Some people may not have the finances to\nbe able to take care of ther parents, some may not have the capability to, some of \nthe parents may have special needs that can only be \ntaking care of in that kind of facility. There are also some \nparents who actually chose to be in that kind of place for \nwhat ever reasons.\nAll I know is what I would do. I take care of my elderly mom\nright now! She doesn't need for anything. My family and I \npay the bills,clean and cook for her. She comes and goes\nas she pleases, spends her money as she pleases. I \nthink and again it's only me, that my mother has fullfilled \nher duty to me! And it's time I did my loving duty to her, to\nmake the last stages in her life, the best, the easiest, the \nmost comforting and do it with love as she did for me!
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Say this prayer from your heart and out loud\n\nDear God\nI need you in my life\nI have fallen into things that I cannot get out of\nand I am now suffering from the results\nIt seems like it will not stop and I need you to help me\nget through all this\nPlease God I admit I am a sinner\nand I need the gift of salvation that Jesus Christ your Only begotten Son died for\nI ask on my knees for your help and forgiveness\nplease dear God forgive me all my sins and wipe them away\nmaking me white as new fallen snow\nI accept Jesus's death on the cross as my salvation\nI ask you now dear God to send me the gift of the Holy Spirit\nTo live within me and to guide me all the days of my life\nI denounce Satan and all his lies and I chose to follow only  my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ from this day forward\nI accept the Holy Trinity...three persons and yet only one true God ....Father ...Son and Holy Ghost\nDear Jesus I pray all this in faith and with an open heart\nthank you for forgiving me and i now surrender my life and future to you\nIn the Holy name of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ...Amen
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i received this SMS text ystrday...\n\nIt's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!\n\nand here's a few i sent out to my frens...\n\nHe met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!\n\nLuv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?!\n\nFrom the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!\n\nMEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??\n\nTell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok I wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam\n\n5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!\n\nIm a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!\n\ni hope u enoyed these msgs... they r pretty funny... haf a great day ahead!! :-)
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Mr. Croatia, I am so sorry to hear your sad news.. really...I hope I can say something that will indeed help you tonight..remember, problems are situations that have yet to be resolved......all problems PASS....just give it time and everything will be alright. I know that you have faith in God....remember, He is running the show, You are His child and he will CARRY you through it all.....Remember, when you had your last job YOU WERE AT FIRST LOOKING FOR A JOB.....another job will come, and hopefully it will be better....If you need some strength right now, remember the bible says - GET YOUR STRENGTH FROM ME WHO CREATED YOU!!!.... good luck to you, my friend, and you are in my prayers..... god bless...
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My heart has been divided\nThis term please understand.\nMy husband has a fraction,\nOne third is in his hand.\n\nWith the addition of my son,\nMy love grew even more.\nMy heart grew larger,\nTwo thirds now accounted for.\n\nI bore another son,\nNow my love is times three.\nThe equation seems to work,\nMy heart's division completes me.\n\nI have calculated my life,\nThe solution is very clear.\nThe happiness I feel daily,\nIs the love of a family I hold dear.\n\n\nAdditional:\nThx for the thumbs down whomever it was.. now I feel like crap..
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I am so sorry to hear this. My thoughts and prayers are with your brother you and his family.\n\nDo not stand at my grave and weep\nI am not there; I do not sleep.\nI am a thousand winds that blow,\nI am the diamond glints on snow,\nI am the sun on ripened grain,\nI am the gentle autumn rain.\nWhen you awaken in the morning's hush\nI am the swift uplifting rush\nOf quiet birds in circled flight.\nI am the soft stars that shine at night.\nDo not stand at my grave and cry,\nI am not there; I did not die.
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From insultathon...LOVE IT\n\nI had your mother on toast last night. Then I regurgitated her and shot her. Twice. In the spine.\nI threw her into a lake of acid, and sharks with miniguns on their heads and RPG's on their fins. I pulled her out, and then...\nI raped her soul. And she liked it.\n\nI hope you rot in the deepest part of hell while having the micropenis on your forehead ripped to pieces by obese, bald, gingerpubed French whores with more STD's than you've had dinners, hot or cold.\n\nYou deserve to bleed from every orifice and have your testicles and eyes cut out, and your testicles put in your eye sockets and your eyes in your scrotum.\n\nOh, and by the way, your father was a ferret that your mother found at the roadside and boiled in her own rancid vaginal discharge. Sexually.\n\nF*ck's sake, you suck so much half the people that come in here to insult you can't even think of any insults more than two lines long! You know why? BECAUSE YOU KILL THEIR GODSDAMN'D BRAIN CELLS WITH YOUR FUGLINESS!!!\n\nConsider yourself insulted, you cocksucking, monkeyf*cking bastard son of a rabid Italian dinnerf*ck!\n\nI could add on a bit here about how I don't really hate you and I actually think you're practically a demigod, but you know what? I just can't be arsed.\n\nIn the words on millions of people all over the world,\n\nF*ck You.
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A little Mad?\nWhen was the last time a cop actually helped you?  Police issue tickets to make the government \nmoney, not to help you. Police are meter maids doing nothing productive, but make your life \nharder to live.  They call tow trucks take your car and if you can't get it out,  they re-sell it at \nauctions to car dealerships, who sell it right back to you. You accept the rules of the game of life \nbecause you feel powerless to change them.  The government controls you into working your life, \nhaving children and putting them in the same situation you are in now, and then you die.  \nYour parents did it to you, you do it to your children. \nDid you really need that cop to write a ticket and fine you for not keeping up with the laws?\nWhen you did something wrong as a child, did your parents tell you, you owe them $100?  \nOr did did you learn your lesson another way?\n \nThink the laws are easy to keep up with?  Ask your family or friends how many new laws popped \nup in the last 50 years, everyone thinks it was so nice in the past, it was, we made \nlaws to stop it.  Every spot of the earth is marked off with law signs. You know whats right and \nwrong, you don't need to pay money to the GOVT when they tell you your wrong.  \n\nWhy do they take money? The one thing you need in this world to live?  \nBecause it's the one thing in this world you need to live, your CONTROLLED.\n\nAre you MAD? Did it start with MONEY problems? Money is the root of evil things in this world.\nYour fooled into thinking if you play the game and get enough money, one day you will\nbe left alone.  Wrong, they watch you even more, cause now you have more money and \nthe GOVT wants more of it.\n\nDo you drink or do drugs to take the pain away? It's not your fault.  You want to take your anger \nout on something/anything(the govt perhaps).  PLEASE, stop re-directing the anger of the world \ntowards those you care about, put it in it's place,  get mad at the GOVT, not your family.\n\nYou work for money, 30% to GOVT. You need food, %, You need a car, %, \nYou need registration, %, You need inspection, % , You need insurance, %, You drive to fast, %,\nYou drive too anything, %, You need to park, %, You get towed, %, Bought your land, %, You \nactually have some left over, put it in a bank, % to GOVT.  Want to leave the money you actually\nsaved to give to your family so they don't have it as bad as you did when you die, 50%.  \nYou finally DIE, %. to be buried.   Even when your dead, you owe money.   Stop the CYCLE.\n\nNothing will change?  Don't you think your great, great, grampa thought the same thing when\nhe left Europe to come to a place where the GOVT didn't tell him everyday, he's a bad person.\nNo laws?  No way, just stop telling us where bad people while your making money for the GOVT.\nGood people, we know what the laws are,  WERE GOOD PEOPLE.\nBad people don't need the laws because they don't care about laws anyways!  Don't have enough \nmoney to pay for it?  Good or bad, your going to jail to think about it now.\n\nSTOP THE CYCLE OF HATE AND DEATH, don't do it to your children again!!  \nIf you need help, call 911, until then, LEAVE US ALONE TO LIVE!!   \nWho is anyone to tell you anything about your life, IT'S YOUR LIFE!\n\nRemember, this is why we REVOLTED in the first place.  Not that we didn't like \nthe world, but because we LOVE the world.  I LOVE AMERICA in it's idea, the government \nneeds to make money somewhere else and stop stressing us all out or we will stop the GOVT!!\n\nLET FREEDOM RING! --------we need to hit the bell-------DDDOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!\n\nericmartin33@yahoo.com
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The Lord helps those who help themselves. \n\nExample:\n\nIt had rained long and hard. Floods were everywhere in the town and one man sat on the porch of his house. A policeman came by and said,  "It's starting to flood. You should leave."\n\n"The Lord will provide. I'll stay." The homeowner replied.\n\nThe rains increased and the homeowner was forced to sit on his roof. A boat came by and the rescue workers said the man should go with them, to safety. "The Lord will provide. I'll stay."\nhe replied.\n\nFinally, as the waters lapped at the eaves of his perch, a helicopter flew over. A man called out through a bullhorn, \n"Climb into the harmess when it's lowered and we'll pull you up."\n\nThe stubborn man again replied with, "The Lord will provide. I'll stay."\n\nFast forward. The man is dripping wet and glaring at the Lord. "I trusted you! I had faith that you would provide for me!"\n\nThe Lord smiled indulgently at the disgruntled man. " I sent you a police officer, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want?"\n\nThe point I'm making is, God sent us Doctors and scientists to help us keep healthy. We should use them when needed. I'm not denying that the mind is a wonderous thing and it has enabled some people to heal themselves. But not everyone has that capability. \n\nMiracles can and do happen daily but too often people fail to recognize them.\n\nreply to \namylr620;\n\nWhat would you call this, then?  \n\nMy husband and I were lost in the desert in the middle of the night. The gas in our pickup was fast being used up, as we attempted to find a road leading to civilization. I prayed and asked God to send angels to help us find a gas station. Suddenly two brilliant glowing beings appeared. One on each side of our pickup. They each put one hand on the side of the pickup nearest them. I watched in awe for an hour and fourty five minutes as the sagebrush outside flew past our moving vehicle. The gas gage never moved during the time the beings towed us. Just as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone. Our pickup stopped and the gas gage read below empty. We stayed where we were and in the morning, discovered a gas station fifty feet from where we sat.\n\nMiracles? Yes!\n\nI truly feel sorry for you. It must be frightening to not believe in miracles.
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hay brther in arms.\n3 tores Irack hear.\nim still in and loking at tore 4 hear soon.\nI hate that place.\ncoming back home for the first time, you remember how strang gust walking arond hear in the states wos right.\nIt woss allmost serale for me.\nits still strang just talking to cavilyons now.\nya man like the first poster sead find some one hues ben thrue it like us.\nI remember at ferst ( some times still is ) eaving thinking about some of the  shit Ive sean gave me a varey strong adreenalin rush that cinda sent me into a fight or flight responce.\nwair I cep fealing like I wos gona get shot and neaded to leave.\nor got varey agresiv but fought to stay still and quiet.\ntalking at ferst made it werce. and I could onley start and then Id have to walk away from the topick.\nbut my step father made me talk .\nthe more I did the more It got easeer.\nand then Id go back and make it werce.\nbut I fulley beleave now that talking to some one hue knowes wot the Fu#k wear talking about has helped me to setell back into the new world we came back to.\nno I cant see my self being that persion I wos agin but im not shore I wont to be that nieave ever agin.\nits amazing wot wear capibell of doing to eatch other over an Idea isint it frend.\nlike the first gy sead you have to forcew your self to help your self by geting out and and talking.\nI v gon thrue a fue shrinks since then and no that dont have a clue but thay are good at geting you to get some of it off your chest.\na batill budy is beter.\n\nus army sinig off \ngood luck frend.\nbe strong.
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Hi babe, well here I'm cheking my e-mails and the web.\nNothing, nobody writes or even buy. Nobody speaks to me here.\nBabe, let's try to find european contact otherway we're gonna die here 'cause of starvation.\nDuring these days people who entered the gallery noticed the positive air,they stared and then they approach to me and say that they fell a very good energy in here, talk about the music (that one u gave me)...\nOk call me\nI don't know how to make up a new movie.\nChely\nand Ruben from where he sent the message.
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So that's it huh!So this is how you want to tell me!!\nI'm devastated, and you still want to be friends!\neven after you just ripped my heart out! i need a minute.\n\nOK, if you are sure its over/i need another minute.\n\n25 years just down the tubes!!!what happened!!\nit must have been the paperboy,and his money huh!\nI hope your happy........dejection setting in.\nOK friends it is. but i need time/a broken JuJu