Also, \nWhy does your belly button lint smell funny?\nWhy do Tummy's rumble?\nWhy is poop brown?\n\n\nMy inner child seeks knowledge
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Your fingers shrink in water because the skin becomes saturated with the water molecules.\n\nThe belly button smells because it is a region of the body that becomes very moist (sweat) and warm (enclosed area). These are the perfect place for bacteria to grow and feed, hence, why it smells.\n\nThe stomach rumbles because of the digestive process. When we have food in our stomach, it is "churned" to mix the food with various acids and chemicals in the stomach and is then released into the intestines. When our stomach is rumbling, this is either due to trapped air leaving the stomach, or because of the lack of food - the stomach is trying to churn with nothing in it!\n\nYour excrement is brown because it is the remains of the food and water that your body takes all. All the nutrients and water has been removed from it leaving the 'solid' block. As a point of interest, it is sticky because of the bile used to emulsify the fats!\n\nHope that helps,\n\nTom Walvin\nBiologist
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"what's my name?"  And\n"Is it too late to potty train my 18 year old?" \n\n\nok------\nwhat's with these people?
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My husband does the dry skin feet picking thing too.  But the first thing that pops into my head is what my husband is now currently teaching our 4 1/2 year old son.  He's teaching him how to "catch a fart", by cupping his hands near his behind when he passes gas to "catch it" and then opening his hands in someone's face.  I just hope my son doesn't try this when he starts kindergarten in September...oh boy...
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probably its not natural.....maybe you just accidentaly got some peanut butter on your stomach.....try washing your belly button with warm water
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hey, 'The Belly', \nyou got a feet fetish right?\n\nOK answering the question, i would laugh and laugh and laugh until i pass out.
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During the day as you move around the shirt and maybe your undershirt, if you wear one, wear a tiny bit and the lint or fuzz created works its way down toward your belly button and some of it finds its way in there and groups together...\n\nSome people call it belly button jam.  If you are hairy at all, you will probably find that you find something similar at the top of the crack of your backside as well.\n\nIf you pay close enough attention you will probably notice that the fuzz has colors similar to the clothes you were wearing that day.\n\nI doubt you will need to go to the doctor.
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I have a belly button!\n\n             -Ralph Wiggum
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
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"No - Adam didn't. Neither did Eve."\n\nWhy? Because your belly-button (navel), or tummy-button as it's sometimes called, is a sign that you were once attached to your mother. You depended on that life-line - the umbilical cord - for your nourishment from her body as you developed inside her.
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Well they probably mean "queef" and it is flatulence from your vag! Slang and insulting to you!
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i have HAD ENOUGH! the stupidity must STOP!\n\nyou need to have yourself spayed/neutered and remove yourself from the gene pool...i do believe you have pooped in it and IT STINKS!!\n\nthank you for playing, try again tomorrow!!
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jessica smells like farts.\nreally nasty wet ones.
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maybe a certain fabric from your pants is rubbing your stomach and irritating it.  Or have you switched laundry detergents lately?  I would see a dermatologist.
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actually people fat to secreet excess gas through the anus (butt)or through the mouth (burping, belching) the reason it smells when peple fart is because the fecal matter in the body ; during its journey through the intestines has been abel to rott and ferment with all the refuse snd stomach acid causing it 2 smell and since it is further away from the stomach, but when u burp your esophagus is closer to the stomach which when burped tastes like previously eaten foo . i hope this answered your question .
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For all of those who are commenting that these jokes are mean ... TAKE A JOKE ... hence the reason you are on this site b/c you are searching to answer jokes.  I weigh 300 pounds and I think these jokes are hilarious.\n\nShe's so fat ... that she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.\n\nShe's so fat ... when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.\n\nShe's so fat ... that her bellybutton doesn't have lint, but complete sweaters instead.
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I asked a high school student (my dad was her teacher) if what I was seeing was her vagina. She had a semi high top and low rise jeans, I could see her bellybuttom but the high and low clothes made me wonder if that was it. I was 3. (yeah i knew about vaginas, my dad told me)\nshe just laughed and said no. my dad was there too.