for as long as i can remember this question has stumped me. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? please i need some serious help with this.
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a one, a two, a three......the world may never know.
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LOl..I have no idea but heres a cute answer i found on the web\n\nPosted by Ben on August 24, 2003\nIn Reply to: How long is a piece of string? posted by Grim on August 06, 2003\n\n: Many people have asked this and many have no answer. So here is my attempt. The next time someone asks you "how long is a piece of string?" hit them with "double the length from one side to the middle!". Might keep them quiet for a while\n\n\nit would be simpler to say 1 of the following:\n1. twice as long as half the length.\nor\n2. Half as long as twice the length.
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A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.  But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?  Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?  A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.  Therefore, if a woodchuck could chuck wood and would chuck wood, a woodchuck could and would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would.
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if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood.  The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
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Made from Redwood trees ? you are a moron ! I'd like to see a redwood totem ! How the hell would they erect it ? Move it ? Even chop it down ! before Modern saws it was impossible to fell these giants !
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Well, my friend, is that all he has?  Nine inches?  \n\nPersonally, for me less than 15 inches is useless.\n\nI hope we are talking about the same thing.  I'm talking about serving platters.\n\nWhat does a 9 inch platter have to do with having sex with his girlfriend?\n\nI'm confused.
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Find a question that relates to the local area you live in, something you may have noticed, or has controversy.  A saying I like is "One measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions", which is the essence of science.  So find something to measure.  When I was in school (a long time ago) people I knew wondered about whether the local creek was clean enough.  Kids played in the creek and some people fished in it, but I thought it shouldn't foam and have a not quite clear look.  So, I got some sterile petri dishes from the biology lab, got some q-tips, and talked the local hospital pathologist into helping me.  If you need help, ask, you might be surprised, it turned out he was curious too.  Anyway, I learned a bit about how to identify bacteria and yes, the creek was polluted-bad!  I made the front page of the local paper.  I'm not saying do this, but think of a local problem and measure it.  Hope this helps.
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a female woodchuck chuck would chuck all of the wood a male woodchuck had to offer until he got hungry and said finish up and go make me a maple-wood sandwich you sloppy wood muncher.
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1. 12\n\n2. 6\n\n3. 12\n\n4.chicken\n\n5. elephant\n\n6.as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood\n\n7. 1\n\n8. 10,000,000
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I know there isn't an exact measurment of memory capacity for the brain. I just wanted to know peoples opinions on what would be the equivalency if they could measure it. If there was an exact answer, cool. I should of clarified that in my question. Sorry for the mis-understanding.
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First of all... NEVER tell yourself that you are bad at math.\n\nNow, imagine a pizza that has 3 slices - those are pretty big slices.  Each of the slices is one-third (1/3) of the pizza.\n\nHow many do you need to make two-thirds (2/3)?  That's right, two.\n\nTwo slices of pizza = one slice + another slice = 1/3 + ?... I think you know the answer now.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Ballpark?
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Question not understood. Please expand.
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It's now called a strong 3 wood, and depends on who hit it. I've seen Tiger hit his 15 degree 3 wood, 270 yards from a fairway!! Sure can replace driver, easier to hit.
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This isn't the answer, but it might spark something in your mind for an answer.  If you needed to make 5 lines, with 5 trees, using a total of 19 trees, you could make a square with a diaganal line running through it.  I'll keep trying to think of another way.  May we inquire where the question came from?\n\n.1...2...3....4...5\n.6..............7...8\n.9........10......11\n12..13...........14\n15..16.17.18.19
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not much, because it woudn't have experience chucking wood. and it can't chuck wood anyway, so it doesn't really matter. lol
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You're done growing.  Sorry, but this question is silly.  This is the basis for a very bad teen sit-com episode.