In detail if somebody sharted on you what would you do how would you react and in all case what would be the worst thing that could happen
127051
I ain't into all that kinky stuff, but, if I was and it happen to me, someone would have a broken jaw.
61396
If something bad happen to my girl or my hed shaved off..
164400
no but ive seen some who sharted and it was the nastiest sh1t ever!!!!!!!!!!
512825
i wouldnt freak out about that..shit happens..i would honestly think it was a joke or somethin....
101969
I guess it depends on whether I threw the baseball or not, and who it's going to hit.  If I threw it, and it's going to hit my wife, I would feel a mixture of fear, remorse, and protectiveness (which would trigger a yell of "DUCK!" or something)\n\nIf someone else threw it, and it was hitting someone that I didn't know, I would probably feel anticipatory sympathy, and a dose of protectiveness (on a different level from what I would feel for my wife) too.\n\nIf it were, say, Osama bin Ladin and I hadn't thrown it, I would feel remorse that I hadn't thrown it...  and a profound sense of hope that he hadn't any bodyguards around to gun me down if I had thrown it.\n\nMy point is that there are a number of factors involved here that would dramatically alter my feelings, and that there would be a cluster of feelings involved, at least for me...
323433
I would run in the opposite direction!  If she did it to him, she's bound to do it to you.  Prepare yourself for much heartache.
580282
Make it seem almost like an accident. Like you just bumbed your hand into hers and then you kind of hold it a little if she doesn't like it she'll pull away, if she doesn't pull away you're in there.
633331
well u would try to smash her face but if the grip is strong then ur brain would not signal u to act but it could make u weak that u could even cry and beg for ..........
583481
Terrible!!!\nI would file a civil suit against them for their terrible conduct.\nIt's a big let down when these things happen...and yet you're supposed to show them respect!!!! Grrrrrrrr.
328271
Just ask her, what's the worst that can happen? GOOD LUCK!
448816
You must be ZONKED, & BLASTED !!!! \n\nthat's how I would be, better relax & lie down.
619713
I'd tell them how you were feeling about the things they said and hopefully they will remove the bad comments.\n\nBTW, what's that dark thing on your avatar's head?
310401
no, u would feel uncomfortable and how bout ur man how nasty would that be!
667581
I'd personally smack her in the mouth it would make you feel alot better or talk to your boss that hired her and see about getting her fired after all you got her the job and have been there longer... but slapping her will sure make you feel better
517048
Indeed, sharting sounds good. It has happened to almost everyone if they have lived long enough.\nA mate of mine did it. Went to loo, cleaned his bottom, took off pants, and threw them in bin. \nThen back on with Levi's and class.\nOnly happened to me once, at home. A nasty business indeed, sharting one's knickers!!!
479095
I would slap her. She probably a prostitute.
641038
i think you'd throw up first. the body is good at protecting itself from the stupitidy of the mind. :)