We all have a favorite that makes us laugh yet relates to something for us, what is yours?  This mine..."This is not your average, everyday darkness.  This is ADVANCED darkness."  from Spongebob.  I laugh at it but that is always how I felt when I was young and alone, it wasn't ordinary darkness there was something eerie about it.  What is yours?
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As Ralph once said on The Simpsons, "My cat's breath smells like cat food." We laugh at poor Ralph's simplicity, but it is simple minds that notice things that everyone else is too busy to pay attention to. And indeed, my cat's breath does smell like cat food.
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Snicker snicker snicker...ahem...mrrff...ahem. I seem to have read something similar yet rather vulgar beforehand.\nVery funny, my Son. (hee hee hee) Well done.
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Sometimes I just crack myself up. It is terrible when people start to stare, but then that makes me laugh all the more. Ya know.\n\nI am able to leap tall piles of laundry in a single bound\nI am more powerful then a speeding blender\nI am faster then a speeding child\nAnd I often wonder why that birdie did that in my eye and how glad I am that cows don't fly.\n\nOther than that, I am just an ordinary everyday sane psyhco.  Why in the world would I want to be anything else?\n\n:)
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Darkness... the opposite of light! well i worship the sun. i find it the only thing beyond us all! it's been there the whole time! holds the proof of all living! were as darkness is mysterious! darkness symbolizes what the sun cant reach!and i find it rather impressive! watch the beam of light trying to reach out through the darkness... weak isnt it?
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Ha ha, Bobcat girl always had the best answers. I got kidnapped once - does that count (no, not really I'm just joking) - is love that dark murky awful thing that happens to your mind or am I getting it confused with something else?
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That is spooky!! \n\n(naughty you)!!
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fade to black, metallica. it was a really dark time in my life.\nworld i know, by collective soul. changed my outlook on life, then had an experience just like the video.
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liked this one ^_^\n\nheard it before but still make me smile \n\nthanks for sharing
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“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do."- ME
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ha ha ha good one,\nthat's hallariouse\nthanks for the laugh\nlol:)
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It is better to laugh when your down in the dumps and can see where you want to be. But to laugh from the top of the world looking down on those in the dark is senseless and does no good for anyone.\n\nhere is how:\n\nIf we have a mind to laugh at the soul which comes from below the light:\n \nThe soul below the light is one who is in the dumps or the den per say it is best to laugh then, to be happy with what you have when you don't have much.\n\n"there will be more reason in this than in the laugh from above out of the light into the den":\n\nthis means that it is easy to laugh when you are doing well for yourself and you are doing nothing heroic by being happy as the man who is not doing well is by being happy.\n\nThat is how I see it. Hope it helps
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".\n\nHe nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.\n\n"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.\n\n"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. "The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?"\n\n"Moses," Replied the bird.\n\n"Moses" the burglar laughed.\n\n"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"\n\nThe bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!
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Laughter is the medicine of the soul.  \nDid someone say that,  or did I just make it up?  :-)\n\nWithout someone to laugh with life would be boring.
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Since I find that when I am down it is usually because of other people's actions or sayings, I always remember this: \n\n"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."\n\nand I suddenly not only feel better, but I feel unique.
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"Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be left on its own."\n\n"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's freakin' hilarious."\n\n"It's been fun.  It's been real.  It's been real fun."\n\n"Be yourself, an original is always worth more than a copy."\n\n"Be yourself, everyone else is taken."\n\nHave a fantastic day.  :)
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what do you get when you combine an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?\n\ngive up yet?----- someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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"Shut the door... where you raised on a barn? <quiet> you probably were, with all of the other primates</quiet>" - Army of Darkness -> It's really funny