Tell me if you were in the beauty contest... did you win?  What was the funniest thing that happened that day?  Also include your year of initiation.
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According to ancient Neptune law, you cannot discuss the passage of rite unless you can verify the others Shellback status.\n\n1983 south of Singapore
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Well I just had mu fourteenth birthday and what we did was my mom rented a hotel with a pool and i invited a whole bunch of friends and we had the party at the hotel and when i was thirteen my mom took us to a beauty place, for new people who want to be beautitions and we got our hair done and then she rented a limo for all of us and we went to the mall to look around and then we went to a yummy resturaunt. \n\ni hope you like them
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I was so not expecting that one.  Great one girl, thanks for giving me the laugh I needed!  You have a blessed day and keep them coming!!  \n\nThanks again!
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definate thunbs up from me.\n\nI really enjoyed that one. It made me laugh as i am having a really really bad day at work!!!!!!\n(I needed that)
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my first fight was between me and the school bully. He called some names and I realized that I was bigger than him. He got a couple of bruises because I swept the floor with him (not literally). After the fight, all of my friends at the locker room congratulated me at lunch.
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OH LOOK AT YOU , YOU ARE SO AWESOME!! I am glad to see people like you. \n\nI am a lady, I like to look my best, but I don't put on 10 pounds of makeup and so on, I put on enough to bring out my finest features. People like me for who I am . there were a few times where I came to work sicker than a dog. No makeup, my hair was pulled back and people still loved me. :D One time someone saw me freshening up at work and they said, you don't need make up, you are pretty enough. \n\nANyway, enough said. I think women feel the pressure of their surroundings. they see these magazines and tv shows and they just have to look beautiful like these people on television because they feel that is what is going to attract people to them. You can look as gorgeous as you want and look like a doll, but if you don't have the personality to match that beautiful face, forget it! They are history. There are guys out there that really do want that beautiful perfect woman and I think that a lot of women are under the dilusion that it's what ALL MEN want. \n\nI know that is not true at all. I have learned that from personal experiences. \n\nMy fiancee does not like when I wear a lot of makeup, he says that he adores a natural face. :) He was attracted to the woman that I am . He was attracted to my kindness and my sense of humor. His family thought that I was a very pretty woman and they loved me. When I was visiting with their family in Peru, I didn't wear makeup because the humidity just wrecked it anyway. Anywhere I went people liked me. They liked me for my personality, they did not care that I had a plain face, they did not care that the curl had fallen out of my hair. \n\nSometimes it takes people like you to help us ladies wake up and make us wipe the paint off our faces. :)\n\nGood thought and I am so happy to see someone like yourself hanging around here. You have good character!
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i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
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Made me laugh and i like pple capable of laughing about themselves. You Must have heard this Irish blessing I'm sure !!\n"Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, \nthe saving grace to see a joke, \nTo win some happiness from life, \nAnd pass it on to other folks. "
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Ronnie Corbett and Daniel Radcliffe on Extras were hilarious - but it also has to be Dean Gaffney - I was wetting myself during his first trial, and esp when he was screaming 'Oh please, oh please,' I couldn't exactly figure out who the 'oh please's' were aimed at, and what about David Gest and his maid Vaginica Semen and Albino Heights, was it?- also Lauren on the Catherine Tate show were she does the whole Am I bothered routine, but half in French - it was priceless!!!\n\nSorry, obviously can't make up my mind, they were all really REALLY funny
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I've had lots of funny things happen. Most recent was when I decided to lick my friends face instead of kiss it.... He had just put aftershave on and I didn't know and I was nearly sick and tasted it all day even after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash 3 times!!!
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1) Project Runway--I love the show, its about designing fashion and Tim Gunn rocks! I wouldn't even be able to get on it, let alone win it unfortunately. I don't have the technical skills to whip up beautifully tailored clothes in hours or deal with crazy diva designers (the other contestants.) \n\n2) I Want to Be a Soap Star. I find this show addictive, even though I'm not into soaps. I guess the appeal is that you get to act in these outrageous scenes (it IS for soaps after all) sometimes in glamorous clothes. Plus, you'd be surrounded by hot men. But....like Project Runway, its doubtful I'd get on or win. I can't act! LOL!
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I got one on my car baby! And let me tell ya this story.\n\nOne day I was driveing home and it was pouring! I drove through a puddle and water got into my distrubitor, so my car stalled. There I was, poor little lipstick lass, stuck in the middle of a freaking downpour, in my leather spike heeled boots trying to push my car over to the side of the road and people were driveing past and honking theyer horns!<might have had something to do with the fact I was wearing a whit sweater, but we wont go into that> and this van pulled up behind me. Two ladies got out saying things like "You poor sweetie"  \n"Go ahead and get in the car we will push you" and they helped me park my car and offered to give me a lift home.  After talking and realizeing that they were both lesbians as well <it didnt take much guessing after they both hugged me, and one of them gave me her jacket> I asked why they stopped and the driver said "Well, we saw you, and thought about stopping, and I was still going to drive by, but Liz<her girfriend> pointed to your sticked <my HRC sticker> and said "Suz, you aren't getting sex for a week if you leave that cute little femme out in the rain!, So I had to pull over, I couldn't leave a cute little gal like you out  there, sweety" and thats why I thank my Goddess everyday for my HRC sticker!
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Oh my goodness no!  I had decided a day or so before grad pic day (1977) to pluck my eyebrows for the first time (and with no adult supervision!) I just about obliterated my eyebrows!  My mom was beside herself upset, (as I was too) so a little eyebrow pencil work was used to attempt to make my eyebrows look normal, to this day when I see my 11 x 17 pic mom has on the wall at her home I just cringe.
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This one time, I was at a house party and peed in the shampoo bottles. Cracking up, I went out and told my best friend. Being one who couldn't stand to be bested especially in pranks, he went back into the house, to the bathroom, and peed into every bottle and jar he could find. Man, even the Aqua Velva became yellow.
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One time my friend got drunk and passed out in someone's bed. So I got another one of my friends, who is gay, to get in bed with him. One of his girlfriends put on lipstick and kissed him all over his face and chest(since she likes him anyway), and the gay friend put the same lipstick on his lips. We opened a box of condoms and put some margarine inside them, and threw them around the floor near the bed. We also smeared KY jelly all over the bedsheets and the drunk passed out friend's thighs.\n\nWe all knew he woke up when a loud blood-curling yell came from upstairs. Man, he was FREAKING out. You know in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey freaks out and runs to the bathroom to wash his mouth out? He did exactly that. It was too funny.\n\nWhen we let him in on the prank he didn't speak to us for about a week, haha.
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Oooooooo that's Dirty. I love it. I got a good one too:\n\nA couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.\n\nThe wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.\n\nShe joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.\n\nShe let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her\near and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.\n\nJust before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.\n\nShe was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."\n\nThen she asked, "Did you dance much?"\n\nHe replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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Did you ever do it? If so I'd like to know how funny the counter person thought it was. I work as an A.M in a fast food place and I think it would have been freakin hilarious!