I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?\n\n\ni don't know the answer but i was wondering if anyone else does
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the answer is "no"\n"Can you answer this riddle?" little kids would look at that person and be honest by saying "no!"
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It's got to be pressure.\n\nPolar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.\n\nPressure makes you cry if it's too much.\n\nPressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.\n\nPeer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!\n\nCelebrities usually crack under pressure.\n\nMany normal people will shine under pressure.\n\nPancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.\n\nChampagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.\n\nIf you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.\n\nIf you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.
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That reminds me of a Canadian joke:\n\n(you have to be holding a canadian nickel)\nHow do you make the queen giggle?\nTurn her upside down and rub her beaver.
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i read this from another post of the same question..and i think hes right...the answer is no. it is the answer to the last question "can you guess the riddle?" obviously a kindergartener would know any of the other stuff, but a harvard grad would actually try and figure out if there is an answer.
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Pressure!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I am soooo sick of seeing this riddle! Its been on here about 100 times!
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this is the wrong riddle.  its something like, "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."\n\nthe answer is "language," the third word in "the english language"
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take the duck over. come back. take the fox over. bring the duck back. take the duck food over. come back. take the duck over.\n\n\nbet you i can solve it!
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Q: Whats a fish and a puddle got in common\nA: They can´t ride a bike.\n\nQ: What do you call a man holding a vibrator, spots on his face and lots of bacon on his head.\nA: Sheik Rasheed Mohamed (spoken=shake, rash head, more ham head)\n\nQ: What do you call a woman with a pool cue between her legs ballancing 3 pints of beer on each arm.\nA: Beartrix Potter\n\nQ: What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other\nA: ileen (I lean)\n\nQ: What do you call an armless and legless man in a lake.\nA: Bob\n\nQ: What do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head.\nA: Edwood woodwood
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1. footsteps 2. coffin 3.The child was born before 1776 4. Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered 5.Clara lives in the northern hemisphere. 6. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II. 7. The word "and". 8.They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year. 9.The lady was a Justice of the Peace. 10. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills. 11. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20. 12. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.13. "one word"\n14. Penguins live in the Antarctic.15. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.16. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a  wooden leg.17. They were husband and wife. 18. He can't because he's dead. 21. incorrectly 22. 23:03 23. None, the boat rises with the tide. 24.White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the Northpole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear. 25. Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three. 26.Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him. 27.None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. (And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.) 28.Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket first. The 30 degree F water is frozen, and the ball would stop when it hit the ice. 29.\nThe time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78. 30.An umbrella. 31. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.32.The temperature. 33. a shadow 35. Counterfeit money.36. A man with a wooden leg. 37.  Takes over the chicken, returns, takes over the corn and returns with the chicken, takes over the fox, returns again for the chicken. 38.The horse he left on was named "Sunday" and the horse he returned on was named "Tuesday."
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1- silence\n2- a music note (g clef/treble clef)\n3- jumbo shrimp\n wow these really had me thinking but i think i got them\nthanks for the mind twisters...those really were amazing riddles
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how about some riddles???\n\nQ:Why was the baby ant confused?\nA:All his uncles were ants!!!\n\nQ:What flower do you always wear?\nA:Two-Lip\n\nQ:What is the difference between a jewller & a jailer?\nA:A jeweller sells watches while a jailer watches cells!\n\nQ:What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment & never in a thousand years?\nA:The letter "M"\n\nQ:What is so fragile even saying it's name can break it?\nA:Silence\n\nQ:What 11-letters word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?\nA:"incorrectly"\n\nQ: Will ytou give me the 10 pts?\nA: ????
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the answer is yes.  the riddle's question is "can you answer this riddle?"  (it could be no)  it's a trick question.\n\nwait you didn't add that part.  can you guess this riddle is the last line and it's important
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Is this a joke or a riddle? I'm not sure how to answer this one.
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This is gonna be kiddish and cheesy, but it made me laugh.  And it works better spoken:\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes?\n\nNo eyed deer  (No idea-r)\n\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?\n\nStill no idea-r\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no d*ck?\n\nStill no f*cking idea-r
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The correct answer is "NO"... (That's why kindergarten students can answer it.)\n\nThe last line of the riddle should read, "Can you guess the correct answer?"
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its a riddle? your .......geraldoiceman
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"let me count the ways..."\n1. don't know\n2. don't care\n3. just give me the 10 points\n4. just give me the 10 points\n5. just give me the 10 points\n6. just give me the 10 points\n\nect ect ect.