and he ran underneathe the clothesline and got a towel all wrapped up on top of his head, now he justs sits inside the cats sandbox and won't play in the grass no more. he just sits and wollers in sand all day.  what can this be?
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LOLOLOL That's a good one!! I know the answer. Here is just part. The towel represents a turban...right???
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They feel a need to run and are probably understimulated. Letting them out an hour/day usually cures this. They stretch, sleep, excersize/hunt, clean their fur, sharpen their claws, eat and toilet stuff. Lions to small cats, all the same.
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The only things that you cannot clean is the cat litter box.  Or for that matter a outdoor sandbox.
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Find out how he gets out and fix it. For example, if he jumps the fence, get a taller one. If he digs under it, get a new one put in that goes deeper underground. If you don't have a fence, get one. Also try moving chairs or other things away from the fence that he could possibly be using to help get over. There's also chains out there with better clips that he won't be able to get undone. Good luck!
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Kitty loved to roam about the house when her owners were at work. She spent her days sleeping on windowsills in the sun and playing with her reflection in the mirror. When her owners put a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, she liked to grab the end of it and see how far she could run through the house until she ran out of paper. Sometimes this made her owners mad and the next day they would lock her in the laundry room before going to work. Then her days were very lonely and boring. But she loved her life and being "in charge" when she was home alone. Then one day, something awful happened. It came in the form of a yipping, squirming ball of fur. A puppy! Puppy was annoying, always making messes on the floor for her owners to clean up and whining all night until they brought her in bed with them, sometimes taking Kitty's spot! When their owners went to work, they would put Puppy in a crate so she couldn't make a mess. Kitty would sit outside the cage and make fun of Puppy until she cried, then Kitty would run through the house, just because she could! As the days passed though, Kitty got less and less pleasure from taunting Puppy. She remembered her days of being locked in the laundry room and how lonely and boring it was. She started to feel bad for teasing Puppy. She started watching when Puppy got locked in the cage in the morning. Finally, she figured out how to open the cage, so after her owners left for the day, she let Puppy out. Puppy was so happy she forgot to be mad at Kitty for all the teasing and they spent the day playing around the house. Kitty was happy again. She and Puppy made up fun games to play together and she taught Puppy some of the things she liked to do most. She even tried to get Puppy to jump up on the windowsill but Puppy wasn't big enough. But she did have fun playing on slippery kitchen floor, running real fast and then skidding. It took a little practice to keep from banging into things but they got it eventually. Finally, both Kitty and Puppy were exhausted so they went into Puppy's cage and curled up together and fell asleep. That's where they were when their owners came home and saw them. The owners thought they were so cute curled up together and from that day on, they never locked Puppy in the cage and Puppy and Kitty are good friends to this day, and they usually keep each other out of trouble. \nThe moral of the story is that you shouldn't be afraid of changing your routine and trying new things, and you should give others a chance so you don't miss out on a good friendship!\nBest I could do on short notice, I should have been in bed hours ago, lol....good luck!
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Sounds like he's built an immunity to your cat, but others still bother him.  He should see a doctor, there's medication that can help.
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A friend of mine bruised his tailbone and for some reason decided to put liquid heat on in.  As the game went on, and the sweat began to mix with the liquid heat, it slowly migrated down his butt crack.  He ran to the bench, grabbed an extra pair of socks, and tried to rub it out of his crack.  It only spread to other parts of his unmentionable region.  We could only laugh at the little dance he was doing.
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Sounds like he may have "trench foot" you only get that from never drying out your feet. Have him dry out his feet, change his socks daily, if he's in Iraq, send him tubes of Lotrimin AF. I had trench foot once and it really really sucks.
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I used to live on a farm that had a lot of cats...one day far off in the field i see one and start saying "here kitty kitty kitty"..walking towards it...then it starts not walking, but running towards me. When it gets close enough, I realize it's not a cat but a mother GROUNDHOG with a den nearby. I never knew that groundhogs could run that fast, but what's more amazing is that I didn't know I could either. LOL Needless to say, the groundhog got tired of chasing me and I got safely in the house. Moral of the story? Just cuz it looks like a cat don't mean it's a cat.
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my cat  went to jump off the roof  of the house  and his back paw  got stuck on a piece of wood. He was hanging up side down and looking at me  in side my computer  room. IT was the funniest  pic  i Ever  took.  Funny  thing about that,  my camera  was  right  next to me.
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Because it was\ntrapped by Tom Cat.
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Sounds like he want to play around. Tell him he can have his space, but you're not going to be in it!
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My bedroom.  Its peaceful, I have French doors that open onto my garden. My Computer is in there along with my TV etc....my cat was always curled up beside me..:( poor Baggy  RIP 22/11/06
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if you start by clicking on the guy at the top left on the swing, this gets rid of him, then you can click on the guy at the top of the rocket near the flickering light bulb.\n\nthen you can click on the guy on the toilet twice to have him get up and move.\n\nthen just to the left of where the cat is sleeping, there is a hatch which you can open, click on the cat and he will jump out. you can then click on the cat again and it will disapear.\n\nthen click on the small switch on the bottom right of the rocket which will cause the green light on the other side to flash, you can then click on the green light and it will open the small door next to it, and then in the small door you can grab the chocolate.\n\nthen if you click on the small box directly right of where the cat was originally, a guy will fill up the rocket with fuel. just click him again to get rid of him.\n\nthen you can click on the guy on the ledge (with the glasses and clipboard) and he will tell you 3 colours and a question mark.\nthen all you have to do is click the colours in order on the bottom right of the rocket. if done correctly the colours above the guy on the ledge will have ticks through them. click on the guy again and he goes away.\n\nthen make sure that the two guys who say that everything is ok are sitting down and the guy at the bottom with the megaphone will say to blast off. \n\nyou can then click the guy in the middle of the rocket and blast off!!!!!!\nhope this helps.
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He is like a sleeping LION.\nIf a lion is sleeping yet He is a Lion\nAnyone can toilet against him
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old joke!\n\ni think he would have run over the cat and the world would be a different place... until the next guy saw a cat face on and invented it himself
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He was squatting, taking a dump, and apparently he didn't see that there was a donkey in the area before he began.  Either that, or he had to go, really really bad, and it was either squat right there or mess himself.  \n\nEither way, I don't think the guy had any idea that a donkey would be interested in him sexually...  LOL