If you were Vice President Dick Cheney and you had to choose two political or prominent world leaders to take hunting, who would it be and why?
124008
Easy. \n\n1) Osama...I dress him as a duck....no wait...I dress him as a human! \n\n2) Saddam...I dress him as human (although he barely qualifies)\n\nThen we go hunting....remember I'm Dick...and I use a M-60 Rambo style machine gun and a pack of German shepards who haven't been fed in 6 days to retrieve my downed fowl. \n\nFun times....fun times...
443536
My choice would be a conservative, Republican, NRA member with a concealed carry permit.  As far as politicians go, George Bush is doing a great job keeping us safe.  Bill Clinton allowed terrorism to thrive and grow during his years in office and I sure don't want Hillary in the White House.
446574
Cheney couldn't get elected dogcatcher, let alone president.  Who in their right mind would vote for him - that would be like having 8 more years of Bush.  Fortunately, Cheney says he isn't going to run - let's hope he keeps his word.  And, wouldn't he be about 85 years old?
202530
i agree with you too, we deserve someone better than bush. And plus, cheney is just shooting people and saying its an accident, you know we deserve someone better than that!
494676
No. The Pres is always in full communication with his staff and it doesn't matter where he is. The VP does not take over for him unless he is incapacitated. Thank God. Would you want Cheney in charge for 5 minutes? Bush is bad enough.
200818
It would be nice if he and Dick gave us back all of the profits they've made off of this stupid war.  Bush sucks,  Cheney too.
394246
President of the senate... Plus...he is supposed to go to all the funerals....Probably some of the funerals he attends are people who have died as a result of hunting with The Vice-President...
54861
No. I didn't vote for Cheney's monkey on a string. If he is the lesser of two evils, what would the other guy have done? When you've bankrupted the country, raped the environment, taken away the people's rights and freedoms, lied to your citizens so you can masacre foreign countries, started a civil war, thrown gasoline on the fires of hatred in the middle east, and pis**d off the whole world in the process, what's left?
556546
I would say - whats his name again?  the guy with a croocket smile....yea yea Dick Cheney...the darth vedor of politics
279573
I think he'd go with Bob Barker. Gore needs someone beside him who makes him look alive.\n\nBesides, if you take into consideration the fact that the libs are living in a Category F5 moral vacuum, this sh*thead will be the one looking for his running mate in 2008. He'd almost make Teddy look good, you think?
430428
It will be President Cheney or President Gingrich!
60870
They probably were hunting at a game ranch which doesn't allow dogs.  Cheney has a history of going to these ranches and so he can elsely shoot birds.  Other than that, the dogs were a casualty of previous hunts.
261550
I would pick the lesser of two evils, I would vote for the two headed critter, he would at least be smarter.
256970
Amen to that, but don't forget about Dick Cheney, he wants to start another Cold War; what came out of his disturbed mouth yesterday, towards the Russian Government, was more of the same tired, failed strategy, to think they can bully other countries. Hello, this bunch of characters in the White House can't even get Americans to agree with their ideology.
432762
steven colbert for president, things would get done and jon steward could be his vice president\nthe country would see big changes in the government quickly.....but they would all be big secrets until the last moment
111275
It is a conflict of interest. But nothing will be done about it.  That is politics. Cheney also has a lot of political experience.  He has been involved with politics for a long time.  Governor of Wyoming, he was on the first President Bush staff and I believe he was on Presidents Nixon and Fords staff. (however don't quote me on that one it might have been a different president)
40995
I'm not sure about the state laws there, but here in Oregon, Cheney would have been charged with reckless endangerment with a firearm.\n\nI like how double standards apply to regular citizens, politicians, & highly-paid pro athletes.