QUESTION:\n\n1. When I wrote my Book of Krayon. Was I the first inventor of Crayola's ?\n2. During my writings, was I the originol abuser of what is known know as: Jack Danials ?\n3. While trying too obtain a great wizard think process, did I abuse: Time Released Herion Caplets* ?\n\n\n\nMinnie_Me's  can't answer. This would not be fair.\n\n\n\nThis is something NEW too ME, I will try this "Fair" thing out.   BUT, just this one time.
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U all disconbobulated and incoherant...
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Dear .....\nI really liked the set of Encyclopedias you gave me for my birthday. It was very thoughtful of you. I was planning of buying a set myself as I need them for a school project. Thanks to the gift, i scored very good marks in my project and learned a lot of new and fascinating facts at the same time. They can be used by anyone at home for constant reference. I thank you once again for the gift you sent me.\n                                       Yours affectionately,\n                                         .................
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It took me a while, but here it is (in order of houses from left to right):\n\nNationality / house color / drink / cigar / pet\n\nNorwegian / yellow / water / Dunhill / cat\nDanish / blue / tea / Blend / horse\nBritish / red / milk / Pall Mall / bird\nGerman / green / coffee / Prince / ***FISH***\nSwedish / white / beer / Bluemaster / dog\n\nThat wasn't very difficult, just time consuming.  There were a lot of possibilities to rule out.\n\n\nOH, phooey!  I just spent a lot of time on that and the website the first person gave has the answer right on it!!!  It agreed with mine, though, so at least I don't have to go back through it and try to figure out where I went wrong.  But I do not believe that part about the 2% - I think he just wanted people to try it, and that was as good a way as any to get people to do so.
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Is your question why do some answer with what looks to be a book?  I've seen some answers so long, I just skipped over them.  Do they even answer the question?  Is anything left out?
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Dear Amy,\n\nThe Elves and I are working hard on granting superpowers this holiday season. Kids seem to be requesting them all over the place. I'm blaming that Heroes show. Most are asking for X-ray vision, but we've also had many requests for teleportaion and invisibility.\n\nI miss the days when all they wanted were rocking horses. The Elf Carpenters' Guild has been very morose these past few decades. And our new Elf Computer Guild has been working so hard year after year that they don't know what to do with themselves. But now that we're trying to develop superpower granting, a lot of them are asking if they can be juiced up with the ability to bend time like that Hiro guy.\n\nAnyway, I'm rambling. Only a month and a half to go, and we're still trying to find a way to grant kids flight. It's going to be quite a season. \n\nSorry to dump all of this on you, Amy. I just wanted you to know where we stand. So it's teleportation and invisibility for you. I'll make sure the Elves know. Thanks, and take care.\n\nLove,\nSanta
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I just read all of your past questions and you should be writing children's books. You are very creative and entertaining. I think your ideas are brilliant and you should spend your time developing them in a positive way. I would love to read a story about "ear gnomes, but vampires, liver pixies, sock pixies, hair witches, and nose fairies" to my future stepson. Go where your mind takes you and maybe one day I'll be reading your books.
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hay did you get that name from inkheart. i loved that book. i can't believe she just leaves you hanging like that though. i want to know what happens to dustfinger. i can't wait till the movie comes out.
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A: God is all, not just one sex.\n\nB: Lillith was created in God's image, Eve was created from Adam's rib.\n\nC: Those that created the Bible didn't want you asking questions like that.\n\nD: If this is just one universe in a higherarchy of multiverses, then: God could have got the prototype for woman from another universe with a female God.\n\nE: What part of man was created in God's inmage? The tangable, easily worn out body? Or, the eternal spirit?\n\nAnd if none of these thought do it for ya, please keep searching. The journey is as inportant as the destination.
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i'm not that familiar with the story, except that it is about witch hunting in a town. this quote, whoever says it, is someone begging Thomas not to get involved in witch craft. is it his wife? that would make sense, that she's begging her husband not to get in it because the town (who was full of people paranoid about witch craft) would charge them with the crime.
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This reminds me of one of my favorite Dilbert cartoons...\n\nDilbert gives a poem he has written to Dogbert for critique.\n\nDOGBERT: I once read that given infinite time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters would eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. \n\nDILBERT: But what about my poem? \n\nDOGBERT: Three monkeys, ten minutes.\n\nMany if not most of the questions on here are written by monkeys, I think... whether it takes them more or less than 10 minutes is up to the monkey!
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Say what? Congratulations for asking the most confusing question of the day! I've read it three times and I still haven't got a clue. Congratulations also to the gentleman above who did understand and gave you that exhaustive response. I hope you understood it and it answered your question (whatever the hell that was!)
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How do you make Batman the dude of the week? \nHe has a lot of great questions, however I am not sure if he really knows or plainly does not really know anything about his questions.\nPlus, he keeps changing his name.\nMaybe I will agree with you to make him the dude of the week. Hey, what about Cranky Old Goat?\n\nBy the way, what's with the girl before me?
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I know! Tell me about it. \n\nSorry Colin. But you do give many one-liners. You need to give more detailed well thought out answers. And sometimes you just copy others answers. That is not fair at all.\n\nAnd you have so many best answers too. Noo fair, no fair.\n\nI agree. Although on occasion I read some good answers by him. \n\n\nBTW: Are you reading my mind or something---I was thinking about this yesterday.\n\n\nP.S. How did he make it to the 6th Level????
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bummer, i hope you can find it...i haven't had a chance to read it yet and i'm very interested.\n\nJBoy, I see 17 entries...how many are there supposed to be?\nhugs:-)
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Greetings corkymybottles,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\ncorkymybottles, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, corkymybottles. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, corkymybottles, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, corkymybottles. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, corkymybottles by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd corkymybottles, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you corkymybottles. and have a great day!\n-Bryce
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wow... too much stretching of the old memory here...\nthere was something about a game, kind of a ring toss sort of thing, that oblio & arrow were really good at despite oblio's "pointlessness"... am I close?\n\nedit: it was triangle toss... darned obsessive curiosity...
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How does a person decide to look for a code in paintings? He is an artist too. Writing the code as he claims to find it. I believe the scrolls may be valid but not any code. Its a hoax.