I would be exited about peeing standing up, I know women can, but we lack the ability to direct it anywhere. lol
129705
I would shave my cat,put on a tight mini skirt no panties and walk around showing it off like i didnt know i was showing it off.
203250
I like the after-sex pee when you don't know which direction it's gonna go. I'd like to set up a betting system. By the way, I like your sense of humor.
555422
I would probably have to say bye-bye to humanity.  Though if I were smart, I'd do a little illegal sperm action with a turkey baster, just like the lesbians do.  If that didn't get me knocked up, so long human race!
638146
I would choose pee a marble since the marble would be easier to swallow to get it in position to pee anyway!
634504
Come on! Not all of the girls do that. I would never go to the toilet and do the NR 1 with a friend just standing there. And neither of my friends would do that.\nBut I know that other girls do that since they want a private conversation.
654427
Hmmm, good question.  I would rather walk in on them, because I would immediately turn around and walk right back out, hopefully without them noticing.  If they caught me in the dirty act, they would probably stand there and be all "OH MY GOD", prolonging the embarassment for everybody.
579446
At my workplace, I finally posted a sign ...\n\n"Ladies, if you piss like a man, then raise the seat like a man, dammit!"\n\n... and it actually worked.\n\nIn public restrooms, I try to use the handicapped stall with the handrails, so that I can "hover" more easily -- after raising the seat of course! -- or to use my "urinette". A urinette is a kind of contoured funnel with a long tube that allows a women to urinate standing without making a mess of her clothing. Many camping supply stores sell them for hikers.\n\nBut to answer your question: Because they are filthy swine with no consideration for others. It is unspeakably vile to leave urine, feces, sputum, nose matter, and other bodily effusions lying about where others are sure to come into contact with them. These are probably the same people who resist cleaning up after their dogs.
451201
do you know how much pee would be needed to put a warm spot in the water.  Also, the pee would be dispursed in the water.  It would not linger together with the current.  \n\nUnless you were wading in your own pee\nb
312349
I know it is hard for women to understand but peeing is not like water coming out of a garden hose that is always constant and easy to control.  When it comes out a guy doesn't always know if it is going to come straight out or angle off in some odd direction, or even worse in several different directions.  There may be a stream going to the left and one going to the right and only one is going into the toilet.  It stops and starts and drips and sprays.  We really do try to get it aimed right but it isn't always easy or possible.  Your better off teaching them to cleanup after the fact than trying to stop it.
382743
I like it when a man stands up when i enter the room. There is no harm in this. Its show that the man has respect of ladies etc.
561270
Thanks man..I honestly thought that you would have gotten more responses with an opener like that... it seems to me that most women would want to give their answer to why it's so important... lol   Best wishes
591034
No you aren't a freak.  I've done that before.  I was in the stage between sleep and being awake and I knew in my awake mind that I had to pee and in my sleep mind, it said "Go ahead".  It shocked the hell out of me but, I'm sure that you will find out that a lot of people do that at least once.
507414
Ma'am, aren't you the same lady who asked that hilarious "What would you DO in such a situation?" question before where you spoke of an 80 year old lady  and another hilarious hypothetical question involving pee?\n\nI just saw that I'd got three thumbs down for bursting into laughter there.\n\nMay I just compliment your great sense of humor, ma'am?\n\nI really needed these laughs.\n\nThank you.
622015
every woman can "squirt", One of the main reasons that women do not know they can do it is because women will often feel like they need to urinate when they are ready to expel the ejaculate and because they think that urine will come out, which it will not, they hold back. \n\nI can do it...... and it awsome.
140235
is their something in the past 5 years i've missed since my last trip to the Philippines.\n\nare you talking about peeing in public?
377179
Well after a long night of drinking, or was it morning time?  Anyways......I was able to write in the snow : Have a Merry Chirstmas and a Happy New Ye......and thats where the pee stopped.   Not sure how long it took, cause it was hard to run along and pee and time it all at the same time.  \n\nThe sad thing here is I am not joking.... geesh I am sad.
549526
Not a problem at all. In fact, I prefer to sit down to urinate. It has become a habit and I do this all the time. It feels "weird" not to sit down.