Tell me your life story. The catch: No sentence can be longer than three words and no word can be longer than one syllable.\n\nNot so easy, hmmm?
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Born in South. Lived in North. Wed in West. Live in East. Kids times three. Bought home. Less sex. No cash. Big butt. Still free.  No frets. Want sleep.
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I am sorry, but I do not understand your Question.\n\nDo you mean the "exact usage" of an English word?\n\nA sentence is a single thought, expressed.\n\n"Sentence:\n\nA combination of words which is complete as\n      expressing a thought, and in writing is marked at the\n      close by a period, or full point. \n      [1913 Webster]\n\n   Note: Sentences are simple or compound. A simple sentence\n         consists of one subject and one finite verb; as, "The\n         Lord reigns." A compound sentence contains two or more\n         subjects and finite verbs." [1913 Webster]\n\nOr, maybe you mean "tense." That is how verbs are conjugated.\n\n"Tense &#92;Tense&#92;, n. [OF. tens, properly, time, F. temps time,\n   tense. See Temporal of time, and cf. Thing.] (Gram.)\n   One of the forms which a verb takes by inflection or by\n   adding auxiliary words, so as to indicate the time of the\n   action or event signified; the modification which verbs\n   undergo for the indication of time.\n   [1913 Webster]\n\nI look. I looked. I am looking. etc.,\n\nEnglish is very difficult to learn as a second language. Make friends with native-speakers, talk to them and practice.\n\nBest of luck to you!  :-))
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perhaps if you wrote your question (additional details) in better english it would be easier to understand what you say.  You're intro to the question is very well written...but unfortunately I can't figure out what you mean by the second sentence.  SORRY
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Use very small words. :)
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That is called a "word salad" and I can't fix it.  I would have to print it out and totally re-write the entire mess.\n\nIt's too long, it's too repetitive, it's too confusing, poor sentence structure, no paragraphs... verbs, nouns.. ahhhh  grrrrr,,,,\n\nno, I can't fix it for you.  do it again.. shorten it and get to the point.
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I think it means you have to write one defintion but 2 lines long (they probably want more than one word).\nThats what I would do, or did they ask for 2 definitions?
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See if you can fit the word "flange" in to tomorrow's lesson. You should do that every day. Pick a word and see if you can fit it in to conversation. I do that nearly every day.\n\nToday's word was "unpossible". I've managed to sneak it in three times so far today.
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GOD! I just wish I could understand what you said....your english is very difficult to undertand darling, I am sorry i wish I could help you....try using comas when there is needed so the other person who is reading will understand better. this is for next time you ask something you may have better luck!\nI am not a great writer since english isnt my first language either so dont feel bad..
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Very well written. A few edits in [brackets] with explanations in (parenthesis).  English is HARD.\n\n\nAfter hatching, the tadpole will eat the [remaining] yolk (awkward) (no comma for subordinate clause) which is in their gut. [The tadpole] (pronoun-antecedent rules)  only had gills, a mouth and a tail when it first came out so it is very dangerous for them. If they [weren't] (subjunctive case for a conditional statement-tough one) careful, they [would] (matches the case) get eaten in no time[.]  (New clause) I’m so glad I’m not a frog; at least I don’t have to worry about this kind of problem! Then 7-10 days after hatching, the tadpoles can swim around[,] (separating independent clauses) and then they will not eat yolk anymore[;] (independent clause) they will find algae to eat. About 4 weeks later, the gills will start getting grown over by skin, and soon they will disappear! Wow! That really is fast! At [that] (article rules) time, tadpoles will get teeth, which can help them (no need to to leave "to chew" in the infinitive) chew and digest better. Few days after that, the tadpoles will interact and be friends with each other, isn’t that great?
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Nobody did it on purpose.  It's just that there are a limited number of sounds in English, and a limited number of ways those sounds can be combined into syllables.  In general, though, nobody gets confused about which one you're trying to use.
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Awesome poem!\nAmazing!! lol...\nu were 10 or 11? that's so amazing!
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when a writer narrates, he/she needs to follow the "reported speech" rules.\nexample: \nwitness: i was asleep\nattorney: as you've heard ladies&gentleman, the witness just confessed that he had been asleep\nin your question, the first sentence sounds like a narration.\nhowever the second sentence is obviously not a reported speech (note the part "your client")
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It's a run-on sentence.  Mixed contractions and non-contractions.\n\n“Having worked in bookstores, I often have seen students ask for versions of books with smaller print. They think that it means fewer actual pages to be read, thus they believe it can be read faster.  Usually the report is due the next day.   But they fail to realize, that it is still the same amount of text to be read!"
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We'd happily answer if we had any idea WTF you were talking about.\n\nSlow down, think about what ytou mean, and write in complete English sentences usnig normal grammar. Explain what information you actualy want. Try showing some courtesy to others by being considerate and taking the time to communicate.\n\nPosting the same menaingless gibberish 4 times is a waste of perfectly good electrons.
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Here is a mental trick.  The MOMENT something is assigned, write the first sentence.  You have started, now you have to finish.
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This is funny\n\nYou know, when I read the first two you came to my mind and I am here \n>cracking u, why?  because you have been sentenced and you are very \nmuch \n>BLIND!!!!!\n> \n> \n> \n> \n> \n> \n>\n>\n>\n>WHAT IS MARRIAGE???\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>1. Marriage is not a word.\n>\n>\n>It's a sentence (a life sentence).\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an \ninstitution \n>for the blind.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's \nDegree \n>and the woman gets her masters.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:\n>\n>\n>engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first \nyear of \n>marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, \nthe \n>woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak \nand the \n>NEIGHBOUR listens.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with \nfriends.You \n>order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you \nwish \n>you had ordered that instead.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found \n>himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and \nfound \n>himself divorced.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband \ngives and \n>the wife takes.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't \nknow \n>son, I'm still paying for it.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't \nknow \n>his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, \n>EVERYWHERE!\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it \nis \n>love; after marriage it is self-defense.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a \n10-year \n>married man looks happy, we wonder why.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for \nher. \n>They got married, and now he is going through HELL.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to \nlet him \n>keep her.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in \n>Europe.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They \njust \n>can't face each other, but they still  stay together.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when \nthey \n>try to decide which one.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the \n>marriage the "Y" becomes silent.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was \nAlways.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it \nonly \n>seems longer.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL \n>HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT \n>HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>25. WIFE: Let's g