What is the most outragous thing you have ever done????
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I fell in love with a man who was told to leave me alone and for me to leave him alone. I went to all the local stores that he did and put up smiley face post-its. They were on his favorite movie,his brand of cigarettes,his vehicle,etc... It wasn't long until my friend seen how much I was hurting and went and asked him "what's up?" Now that we have our stories straight, we have p*ssed alot of people of by getting back together,getting married, and most of all...we are happy!
419409
I just blew my stuffing.
491927
Absolutely outrageous...
170049
You need to get out more!!!!!!!!
262086
Llllllllllllolllllll....hysterical!!!!!!!  The best!  Wish i could contribute...im gonna check back and see what others have to say.  Thanks for the entertaining question!
80887
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.
347269
i was at a concert and threw up on 10-12 people... \nvery embarrassing. the police escorted me out...\ni got so many looks.
131150
How about pretty much all of the bones in my right hand?   \n\nYears ago I was changing a flat tire on my International Truck out in the parking lot where I worked.  A buncha guys were talking to me as I was doing it.  When I was putting the new tire on, my right hand was on the top of the tire, right below the wheel well...and then the jack slipped and the truck came down crushing my hand between the tire and the truck.\n\nI don't think I've ever cursed as much in my whole life, and thank god those guys were there because they were able to lift the truck up enough to get my hand out and take me to the hospital.
451910
one time me and my bf were doing 69 and i got tired so i ws just rubbing my chest up and down his cock and then i got up and i was strecthing and i realized my chcest was wet and i realized he had gone all over my chest. i was sooo embarassed. cuz here i am just stretching for him to see and i have his cum all over me. this might not be embarrassing for you. but it was for me!! ahha
112668
I was in a grocery store.  I must have been about 10.  My sister was pushing a cart, and I was in front of the cart.  I kept stopping to make her mad.  She slammed the cart into me really really hard.  I bent over I was laughing so hard, and I let a huge fart.  We were both so embarrassed.  There were about 6 people that saw it all.  Good times.
670604
This roommate of mine saying "No...No...No....No" because I told him to shut-up three hours ago.\n\nYou can see what an exciting life I lead. ENVY ME!!!!
195186
2day me and my sister did everything possible. dyed toilet water red..(period anyone?), hung underwear on all the ceiling fans, did ur trick cept just dumped like a spoonful in diffrent places around the house eating it and telling our parents it was our dog!(thanx so much!), "threw up" chocolate milk all over our neighbors front porch!, unplugged the keyboard and took the ball out of the mouse on the computer, covered some of the toilet seats in seran wrap, the usual whoopie coushion and salt in drinks stuff.\n\nthese got every1 rly good. HOPE I HELPED!
651100
We were out "camping" in a trailer... My cousin and I spent the whole day fixing it up and making it look nice for the next day when the family would arrive.. Late that night we were fixing something underneath the "sink" and we heard a rustling.. so we were looking around all the cabinets to see what it was.. I opened up the fridge and this HUGE flying squirrell came rushing out and it smacked into my cousin and got caught in the curtains...   it took us 4 hours to get the poor 'lil guy back outside... Then he kept trying to get back in, finally he got the idea and ran off to wherever.
174074
This is crazy, but... one time i didn't buckle up!!! I know, I know. I am out of control!
97272
The best one I ever pulled was in high school.  I still laugh today although I could have gotten in big trouble.  I like to go all the way.  \nI went to the bus stop crying and my friend asked me what was the matter.  I told her that my dad went away for the weekend and I accidently burned down the house.  I was really histerical.  At first they were skeptical but I kept on until they really started to believe.  Ooops! forgot to say April Fool!  At school word got around how I burned down the house and my dad was away and he doesn't know.  By the end of the day the principal called an assembly in the Gym.  I had no clue.  They had done everything so quietly.  Well the principal made this big speech about how she was so proud to be apart of this school and she loved how everyone came together and then she called my name out and told me to come to the front.  She went on to say that everyone heard about my situation and there wasn't one person in the whole school except me that contributed some money to help me.  She said that they had collected $1,000 dollars and she was only sorry that she couldn't do more.  I was so embarrassed.  How was I going to tell everyone that I was April fooling.  I didn't know what to say.  After a few long seconds I finally managed to blurt out the whole story in tears.  I was apologizing over and over again when all of a sudden the principal hugged me and said\nAPRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  she later said she had called and checked it out and found out that it had to be a prank so she thought she would follow along a turn it around on me and teach me a lesson.
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i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
385550
no, I have never done anything like that