He only had .8 cents in his pocket..
138498
No, you should like totally be happy.  OMG I'm like so happy you did.  Good boy!!!
150268
Not alot maybe 30 cents for his rookie but hold onto it maybe in 60 years it will be worth like 2 dollars.
560843
he got 1century with his wife. i didnt know that. :-)
159182
I love this riddle, haven't seen it a while... quite simple :) okay its takes a while: $25 to hotel, $2 for bellboy in transit, $3 returned to the GUYS = $30. Each guy DID spend $27, plus the $2 bellman pocketed (tricky part is do not add but SUBTRACT!) they had no idea they're supposed to spend $25! should've stayed home, lol
280084
Don't believe him, he just wants a piece of a$$.
481292
He couldn't do much since Bill Clinton didnt' bother to TELL HIM about it.
588182
he probably was. the poor guy
150277
10 dollars is adequate. He's just talking and gas is pretty high now.
138074
cash? and he can buy what HE wants or save..
561113
With all he's got, he's maybe missing one thing. The rare treasure you are.
31523
Ooh is it a mint for currency, was he breaking into the mint?
561554
It's only a few bucks.  Pay the money, you cheap bastard.
162306
Because he got a bill?
39990
he apparently dont thinkk much of you or he'd remember!!
474223
Give him a box for his birthday and say you gave him $200 dollars. Then say...Oh wait..THAT'S YOUR WALLET? *cough*
192787
a smart person with no money
321664
4 quarters in 1 dollar.