Of course I haven't had time to read every single question, but what a complete waste of time.\n\nMy question this time is how come mine are sooooooooo much better than yours?
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Because you so f**cking cool!! Can I be your friend..ROFL!
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Dear Alirajja,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nAlirajja, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Alirajja. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Alirajja, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Alirajja. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Alirajja, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd Alirajja, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Alirajja, and have a great day!\n-Zach
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don't know just wasted my time in reading ur ques.  :-(
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I am wasting time\nBy answering this question\nIn haiku format.
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Excellent post.\n\nAm I the only answerer who read it?
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are you asking a question, or are you just venting? trying to put everyone in their place with your superior wisdom? opinions are like @ssholes, and you sure are full of them....yes both. are you old enough to be on here, or you reading your mommy's REDBOOK? shoe size.....*SNICKER SNICKER*....haven't heard that since junior high! you have enlightened me with your intelligence. please, include something rude about me when you add details to this vent. i am an attention whore too. BTW, i am a republican, yes that's right, a REPUBLICAN, don't do us any favors with this vent.
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I can't believe you are so lazy you couldn't even be bothered putting the words into Google.\n\nGo do that.
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Anyone else notice that the "asker" of this question was suspended?\n\nUse your heads people before asking a question like that!
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I agree that it gets tiring wading through questions that have no value. It seems that there are a couple of reasons for posting the same question. Most of the duplicates I see are very juvenile and show no imagination, so I assume these are being posted by unsupervised children and ignore them. The others are there when the asker doesn't feel that they've gotten a satisfactory answer the first time.
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Seven hours ago I was at work. And I only look for questions on the first page and those asked by posters I'm familiar with. \n\nAnd by definition, slackers are lazy, not stupid. So if I trouble myself to look up your original question, will you give me best answer?
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Believe it or not, it's still a vast improvement over the drivel that was regularly being posted in here as little as two weeks ago. As the novelty continues to wear off, things will get better.\n\nBut, I must agree with you about the apparent level of schooling (or lack thereof) exhibited in a number of the questions. I don't think it is so much an issue of intelligence as it is apathy and a bit of laziness.
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I think it is a combination of the facts that people are in a hurry to get those BEST answers, people that just have poor spelling & grammar skills due to intelligence or language barriers, and flat out laziness.  I am too anal to leave mine unchecked lol.  If I do happen to forget to hit spell check, then notice something is wrong with my post afterwards--I try to go back and fix it.  It makes me nutty to not be able to edit other's posts, to do the same sometimes.  I guess that's why my College Writing professor wanted me to help edit other student's papers lol.
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Has anyone ever noticed the amount of people that cannot spell on here?  No offense buddy, but this was just the straw that broke my back!!  \n\nps - Big Brother is always watching you - don't ever forget it!
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newest stupid question i have seen: Why do people ask such ridiculously stupid questions? \n\n\nWow you are right, what kind of person wastes peoples' time with these questions...better yet, what kind of person actually bothers to read those questions or answer them or to copy them down for their own question....yep, i think you right you are stupid...
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Dear Pointsreaper, I am completely shocked at the apparent complete injustice that has been done to you. It looks like somebody had a vendetta against you and reported everything you ever posted. That really isn't fair and this whole site is being taken way too seriously. I don't know what to say except keep fighting. BTW, I guess every Q I have asked falls under the 'polling'or 'chatting' category. Kick ME off too Yahoo! Buncha crap!
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I have seen only myself recently. I have gotten lots of best answer for stupid answers.\nMost of the questions are stupid anyway. If I wanted to ask an intelligent question and get an intelligent answer it would not be here.
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Greetings corkymybottles,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\ncorkymybottles, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, corkymybottles. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, corkymybottles, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, corkymybottles. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, corkymybottles by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd corkymybottles, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you corkymybottles. and have a great day!\n-Bryce