anyone experienced one before?  How do they get away with it?
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Sometimes,\n\nYou pay for there company.  If they decide to have sex with you, that is there decision.  If they do not have sex with you, you have to pay them anyway.  You are not paying for sex.  Most of the time they will not have sex with you, but will spend time with you to talk or go out.  The ones that always have sex give the rest a bad name.  Usually guys get escorts to show off and do nothing else.  I have a friend who is an escort and has never had sex with a client.  Most of the time she is taken out to eat and then for drinks after.  She says that once you get the reputation for having sex, it will follow you around, but if they know you do not have sex, you will get the clients that want to go out to show you off.
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I think guys just like to see how much they can get away with before they're caught.  I had a guy I was talking to and I called his house one night because he had me leaving messages on his answering machine and his wife picked up and we started talking and figured him out.  That wasn't the first time he had done it.  I just wanted to be through with it all, but she kept calling me and annoying me.  She took him back and I told her I no longer felt sorry for her and to stop calling me.
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yes.  a friend of mine and i broke into a person's house once when we were kids.  we didn't take anything, it was mainly to see if we could pull it off.  we went in through a basement window, walked around in the house for a while, then went back out through the window.\n\nno one found out about it.  i don't think God punished me for it---although he may have.  i've been forgiven for doing it---i know that.
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This is perfectly normal,almost every-one come across such persons.The art of it is to avoid confrontation with them and just keep cool.Main thing is, are you ready to stoop that low, perhaps not, there is no grace in it.One must not loose self esteem  and decorum for such persons,if you do it will be the same thing [rude and obnoxious].Iam with you on this.\nI too, came across a certain person in my locality, who opposed the idea of serving the community,free of charge.I went in for having an association and for its registration with the government authorities and succeeded in getting the registration no.But the gentleman in question went hammers and tongs for my skin, and declared he will devise a way for getting me arrested in a fake case.I stood by my conviction and avoided him. Now after a period of almost a year he has cool-down.
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lmao,I can just picture it! not you or anything-you'd NEVER do that ;) I haven't been caught....yet
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The only way to come off of that is thru a doctor.  They have to slowly bring their body out of it.\n\nHeroin is very very addicive.  Your body will go into FITS and can kill you if not gotten off of correctly.
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Haha, no i haven't. My buddy lost a bet with his GF and had to wear her thong to work. He got caught lol. His older brother found out and was pissed all to hell. That was some funny sh*t though.
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Wow dude, I had the exact same thing happen to me in college. My ex, psyco biotch girlfriend was one twisted chick. Thank God I ditched her monkey *ss. \n\nMy best advice to you is DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. Anything out of the ordinary? Document it. She leaves a creepy message on your machine? Save it and compile it somehow. See her parked otuside your house at 4:00 am? Sneak around with a flash and take her picture. Make sure you get the license plate. If you don't want her to see you, you can set your camera on a long exposure (like 2 hours) to get enough light. You can also use one of those surveillance video cameras that are triggered by motion. They're pretty cheap and easy to install. This will catch her in the act. This way, you can not only get a restraining order but press charges too. \n\nTo get a restraining order (I've had to do this too), go to the courthouse with some cause for it (like her threating to kill you on your voicemail or something like that). Tell the judge your story and say that she is harassing you, damaging private property and making you feel unsafe. The judge will give you a temporary restraining order which forces her to stay away. It will cost about $30 or so to have it served by a police officer. The cop will visit her, and deliver it to her. Now, if she comes within so many feet of you, her monkey *ss can get thrown in jail. This will only work for 15 days, at which point you will need to find a lawyer (believe me this is necessary). You will then go to court, tell the court your story, and the judge will take action. The judge's decision will most certainly depend on the DOCUMENTATION you have been saving up this whole time. Cool?\n\nAs best you can avoid getting into a physical altercation with her. If you really feel threatened. Buy some self defense type stuff like pepper spray. DO NOT DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL, like carrying a concealed weapon. If you get busted she can turn the story around on you. \n\nMake sure your girlfriend is documenting too. Document, dates, events, cost of repair...etc. Also, be sure to call the police each time one of these things happens. They will keep a record of it and when you go to court there's going to be a long list of things stacked against her.\n\nIf the court orders her to cease and desist, she will have to stay away from you and not call for good (or like 5 years or something). If she violates that, she goes to jail for a few years. \n\nWow, I feel for you dude. I've been there, done that. But I did my homework. The police in my neck of the woods have a mongo file on my ex. Good luck to ya. Shoot me an email if you need more advice.
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Did a good one once, long time ago now.....teacher was late, so we put the clock forward 5 minutes. Then they went out of the room briefly 3 times during the lesson, each time we put it forward another 5! So we got out 20 minutes from a 55 minute lesson!\n\nOne we did on a friend was spend a couple of weeks beforehand making suggestive remarks and hushed conversations about pulling something on her, then we did nothing. She was soooooo paranoid all morning, that was actually the most fun we ever had with pranks!
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dont fake it ever,just switch positions if not working by then try another,if not then try another day, the guy still gets off, and you can have bad days and good its normal dont worry about it
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It's very possible. Sometimes the guilty will deflect the issue by trying to put it on someone else first.
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I had this private years ago who disobeyed a lawful order. I told him 3 times to do someting while we were in a truck. After the 3rd time I told him, he sucker punched me and was flailing me pretty good. I reached up, took the good old angle flashlight off of my LBE(it had one extra ring on it from an old flashlight) and hauled off and smacked that dude into next week with it. He got court marshaled,I got transfered out of that crappy unit that babied him to the point he thought he could get away with such things.He had a blsck eye for 2 months and a bad conduct discharge. THATS the best use of an angleheadflashlight I had.
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My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
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Tell the truth. You dont want to get caught in the middle of a lie. I know, I was in a situation like yours once and i was caught and lied and got into HUGE trouble. Trust me.
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Ohhh...I have MANY. However, once while I was managing a photography studio in college, this woman came in to pick up her photos. The photog who took them was not the best, but she tried and the child being photographed was AWFUL, screaming the entire time. This woman stood in my studio screaming, literally at the top of her lungs, at me because the pictures weren't perfect. She seemed to be almost enjoying the humiliation and anger she was causing in me. I managed to somehow restrain myself and ended up giving her the entire package free just to get rid of her. Ick...\n\nAnother time, I had a woman who made me re-take an absolutely beautiful photo of her two month old daughter because her finger was pointed funny. LOL. Ohhh, and then there are those parents who tell their kids to smile or they will get their asses beat...\n\nOh, and then there is Xmas season...oye...I could go on and on and on...
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I pulled this on my co-workers one time.\n\nThey fell for it, but it backfired. Not only were they gullible enough to fall for it, they were such bad spellers that they really couldn't find it in the dictionary. I had to spell it out for them literally.
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I read one once about a guy that robbed a bank - the hold-up note he wrote was on a deposit slip - to HIS account!\n\nThere was one local here last year, a guy robbed a resturaunt - he hid in the place until they closed (or something like that) and then tried to get out through the grease vent (over the ovens) and got stuck, half inside, half outside!