turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?
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the answer's ...\n\n\ndun dun dun...\n\n"I"\n\nif you look in the riddle each statement begins with "i will" \n\nthe last statement though is there to confuse you because you can't say "if you look at i..." because that would give it all away... but the answer is I my brother did the riddle and got it right.
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I'll solve it for you. Send it over.\n\nstill\nshell\ngrill\ncliff\n give us a clue
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have fun!think at me pls
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Jingle bells,\nPythagorean theorum smells\nEinstein laid an egg.\n\n\nAs far as I got. Sorry. I tried.
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Pressure!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I am soooo sick of seeing this riddle! Its been on here about 100 times!
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Okay, first you just have to pull out the letters for each slot:\n\n1. A, U, I\n2. O, N, D\n3. C, I, Y\n4. M\n5. A\n6. F, L, E, A\n7.\n8. A\n\nJust looking at these and rearranging a bit, I came up with "animalia," which fits the clue, as it is the name of one of the biological kingdoms.
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hehe... its an egg!\n(and i am the theif XD)\n\nI dunno, i just see the words white and gold and i just think an egg. thats just me. o_O\n\ngood riddle!
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NO\nthats the answer..... it doesn't say "What am I?" it says "Can you guess the riddle?" so the answer is "No"....
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lol heir are some blonde jokes ok\n\nQ: Why did the blonde have square tits? \n                              A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?\n                              A: Gifted! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?\n                              A: Shine a flashlight in their ear\n\nQ: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?\n                              A: Nothing. They've never met because they are always apart.\n\nQ: Why is a blonde like a door knob?\n                              A: Because everybody gets a turn. \n\nØ
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The answer is simply "no".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.
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this is the wrong riddle.  its something like, "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."\n\nthe answer is "language," the third word in "the english language"
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1. B\n2. C\n3. A\n\nnow what kinda prize do i get???
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Ask Smokey the Bear to teach you to spell.\n\n[][][] r u randy? [][][]\n.
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Here is some good riddles for you...\n\nQ: What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?\nA: The year's date reads the same when turned upside down. That will not happen again until 6009. \n\nQ:  A  man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. \n\nWhat should have he said?\n\nA:Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.
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COLOUR\n\nWhen I was born, I was black.\nWhen I grow up, I'm black.\nWhen I'm ill, I'm black.\nWhen I go out in the sun, I'm black.\nWhen I'm cold, I'm black.\nWhen I die, I'm black.\n\nBut you -\n\nWhen you're born, you're pink.\nWhen you grow up, you're white.\nWhen you're ill, you're green.\nWhen you go out in the sun, you go red.\nWhen you're cold, you go blue.\nWhen you die, you're purple.\n\nAnd you have the nerve to call me coloured?\n     - Malcom X
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take the duck over. come back. take the fox over. bring the duck back. take the duck food over. come back. take the duck over.\n\n\nbet you i can solve it!
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The riddle really goes like this:\n"Think of words ending in -gry. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses everyday. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.” \n\nThe answer is therefore "language."\nIt is the third word in "the English language"