The cat is pretty healthy and likes to lick my arms and hands while I'm sleeping. I usually don't realize or don't remember that my hands might be dirty before masturbating in the morning.
127725
hmmmm, interesting question.  you will probably develop a strong craving for Little Friskies or Nine Lives, but other than that you should be ok.\n\nwhat a moron.
360465
Absolutely...a black cat..short hair ...you are lying in bed having a sleep-in, you hear the bell of the cat as in enters the room...a small smile twitches at the corner of my mouth cos I know what is about to happen...the cat leaps landing softly on the dovet...each step compessing the down...closer and closer toward your face those paws drop, till you can hear the fast purr through you tight closed eyes...my smile broadens "here it comes"...closer now the then like a bolt of ice her cold wet nose touches your face.....I smile.
42275
I believe masturb'ation is very good
233433
That cat probably doesn't want that much attention.  Cats need to eat and use the litter box.  So give it time by itself too.  Your cat will comeback when he/she wants more play time.
200180
it's tired of you been lazy and not excersing it and jerking off with it. It's breaking up with you. \n\nYou might wanna consult a doctor not us
407407
You need to masturbate as much as possible. Your hands might get a little hairy, but they'll grow, too.
675896
I'd better check her virginity first before attempting to match her with a feline friend, some tomcats are really old-fashioned and conservative, you know !!!
100727
Nibbling on and blowing into my ear, while running his hands over my body...
631627
my one cat peed on the other one.
336148
I am in my house. In my living room, in front of my computer. I am 34 years old , I don't have to be doing anything right now. :0) Except for maybe feeding the cat. He's climbing on my leg and meowing and I see his food dish and it's empty. Good indication he's hungry.
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Most definately. Probabaly the most easy way to prove this is to read on animal behavior in the subject of embarassment or anxiousness. Have you ever seen a cat that has tried to jump on top of something and they goof up? Some might lick their paw in a moment of trying to recover grace or run away out of embarassment. I think these reactions are key indicators of animal self-awareness.
175875
Every Tuesday at Six in the morning I have to stick my thumb up my butt and then lick my thumb. I'm so weird lol.
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if you are a girl put your finger on your pussy put in and get back many times if you are a boy take your penis on your hand and up and down after you can understand what is masturbation
675346
get rid of your cat and get a vibrator!
415110
That is gross, and must be something in the air, this is the second question i have seen regarding arm pit licking, sniffing,. That is gross and I wish someone would ask me to do anything with their arm pit. That is just Nasty! God bless****
475220
You can clean the area with some peroxide to keep it clean, just make sure you rinse the area with clean water so the cat won't lick it. There is also antiseptics and creams at the pet store that shouldn't be toxic to your pet. (you can also put your cat in a laundry basket with a towel or something tied to the top if you don't have your cat carrier)
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I can have sex whenever I want but preferably before going to sleep, when I wake up, or when I feel really wild and can actually do it wildly.