1. God is a monkey shaped stone named bogi\n2. After death bogi and me promise eternal life in a beautiful place named bogi \n3. All you have to do for bogi is to tell all your friends about this fascinating new possibility of after- life- precaution.
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The key to any religion is FEAR. You must make sure that you explain that something bad will happen if you don't worship bogi. The more supernatural and irrational the better.  Throw in some guilt and make sure that you convey a overall feeling of shame and sense of self loathing.\n\nPeople will come flocking!!!\n\nOh yeah, get a cool Logo. Cross and Star have been used.
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A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name was.\n\n'Oh that's easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy.'\n\n'What make you think his name is Andy?' the angel asked incredulously.\n\n'Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.'
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Will the air in the earth be finish?\nEventually, it will all boil off into space\n\nwhy would god create the earth ? \nNo proof either way that that happened.\n\nhow did god make the earth ? \nSee answer above.\n\nhow did the earth look at form ? \nRound.\n\nwhat will happen at the end world ?\nSOME say the world will end in fire,\nSome say in ice.\nFrom what I’ve tasted of desire\nI hold with those who favor fire.\nBut if it had to perish twice,        5\nI think I know enough of hate\nTo know that for destruction ice\nIs also great\nAnd would suffice.\n\nRobert Frost\n\n\nwhat is elpise mean ? \nIt means that you can's correctly spell one of the following\neclipse, elipse, elipsis.\n\n\nis god angry with us ? \nAgain, no proof of that either way.\nwhy did god create humans ? \n\nwhat is ultrabadad mean in three words ? \nPlease use spellchecker.\n\nwhat is inside our body ?\nA spleen and other nasty stuff.\n\nwhat deos ultrasonic do ?\nI've never heard of Deos Ultrasonic. Is he a superhero or a minor deity?
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If God is omnipresent and omnipotent, His coming and going is undetectable.\n\nIt is believed that there is a sort of energy released at the time of death and it can be felt by animals including humans. Telepathic communications are still being studied.\n\nNo body has ever defined God and it is called infinity.\n\nThe energy of life formation and death are felt by a few by careful study and meditation. So in Eastern philosophy death is even predicted.
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1) Yes.\n\n2) No doubt HE is a  Savior of hundreds of suffering people.\n\n3) Yes but they are out of our reach. For us both hell and heaven are here -on this earth itself\n\n4) Hang over here and there for some time or some months or  may be for some years and take rebirth. (I am talking about our Soul)\n\n5) Yes of course.\n\n6) For your kind information I am a Hindu-Brahmin
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1- if you choose the wrong belief, you will end up in hell.\n    {there is only one true religion that you should follow.}\n \n2-yes, I thought :what if I was wrong? and there is another belief  \n   which is right .\n\n3-if I'm truly convinced that I 'm on the wrong path , I 'll change it ,\n   no matter  what the risks are.\n \n4-I spent years and years searching for the truth,and thanks to \n   Allah Almighty that I found the right path.
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There are so many ways for you to talk to God, He understands your way of thinking, He created you and even before the foundations of the earth were laid, He knew you, how awesome right? So just ease up and speak to Him as though you were speaking to your very Best Friend. I talk to him all the time, sometimes I even think He might say o.k. Bettylu, enough already, but no He doesn't He loves for us to spend time with Him either in silence or in prayer or just jiving along and telling Him what a great mountain He formed over there beyond that gorgeous Ocean, and How in the world did He come up with the idea to create so many gorgeous colors and designs in flowers, there are so many things to talk to Him about but most importantly, just be you, He knows you so well.
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I am not going to preach u anything, but I wanna tell u is\nthat each n every relegion has its own concept of the\norigin of God.\nSo there will be many answers to ur question.\nI am a Hindu n as per our beliefs God is like ever existing \nthing. It has no beginning & no end.\nIt never takes birth nor it dies.\n\nThe following link might help u.
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the meaning of life ...thats u must believe in ONE GOD/ALLAH\nand be close to him .\n\nand do all the good things for ur self and others and the life ... and sure show RESPECT FOR ALL what ever their believes .\n\nGod/Allah bless you
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Once upon a time there was a blind monk and he had herd of a great Master in the Himalayas. It was said that this great Master had the knowledge of the meaning of life. The blind monk had decided to make the trek by himself to this Master to learn from him and know the meaning of life. The monk traveled the long path to the Master and came across many forks and crossroads in the path that were meant to confuse him. Some of the wrong paths at the crossroads tempted him with new sight; others tempted him with a faster means to get to the master, while others offered wealth beyond his dreams. But the Monk stayed focused and made the choice to stay the course. However, by staying on the right path he was able to experience nature by touching the leaves of plants and the peddles of flowers. He drew in his lungs and a smile came to his face, as he smelled all the life that was on his path.\n\nThe moment had came and he had found the great master and the blind monk approached the Master.\n\n"Master I have came from far away to seek your knowledge of the meaning of life".\n\nThe Master can see that the Monk had traveled many miles and did the travel without sight but first there are some things the Master must know.\n\n"Are you happy"?\n"Yes Master".\n"Are you loved"?\n"Yes Master".\n"Are you hungry"?\n"No Master".\n"Do you try to always make the right choices in life when you come to the cross roads in your path"?\n"Yes Master".\n"Are you right with your God"?\n"Why of course Master".\n"Then go back from where you came as you do not need me".\n\nThe Master then walks’ away leaving the blind monk in complete disbelief that the master had forsaken him. The blind monk runs after the Master to stop him and speaks:\n\n“Master why have you forsaken me? I stayed the course to be here to learn from you”?\n\nThe Master gently places his hands on the shoulder of the blind monk and says to him:\n\n“My son, my son, you do not need me as you already know your path and you can already see”.   THE END\n\nIn my humble opinion our lives are just like the monks. We will always come across forks and crossroads in our paths and it up to us to make the choice as to which fork we take. No one makes us take the wrong or right path it is entirely up to us. I do not buy this; the Devil made me do it crap any more than I by that someone did to you and that is why you are the way you are. We are the way we are because we choose the path to be that way.
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GOD,ALLAH,LORD,CREATOR,GREAT MYSTERY. You have seen God over a million times:trees, sunsets, beaches, oceans, fling birds, child birth, waterfalls, food, snow, mountains, airplanes, boats, flowers, stars, a sleeping baby, an old couple, twins and more, outerspace, Grand Canyon, animals. Everything that you see, hear, smell, taste and feel is one more gift that God has allowed us to experince.\nI asked this very same question in the sixth grade to three teachers that I had, I didn't get an answer then, I had to find it for myself; the same way you do, the same way we all do. LOOK AROUND YOU.
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I can't help you with the second part, but here is my fave passage:\n\nJohn 3:16\n\n"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him may have everlasting life."\n\n-Bible\n\n.:Lark:.
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In the Beginning God created heavens and earth.\nGod gives you air to breathe and sunshine to enjoy.\nGod gives you water to drink and food to eat.\nGod gives you a wonderful body and sound mind, to live.\nGod loves you, and you are precious to Him.\nSon of God died on the Cross to save us from condemnation.\nJesus’ love is boundless and everlasting.\nWe have the hope of Heaven through Jesus.\nLife therefore has fantastic and glorious future!
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spirituality!\n\n\nlet thy name resound\n\n\na close personal relationship with your creator is far better than any brand of religion
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Jordan1call\nThat what you wont to think as an earth creature.\nBut the true thing there in Heaven is \nNothing you can imagine\nNothing you ever seen \nNothing ear could here \nNothing you ever mention in your heart\nThe good ones who win will see GOD on daily basis\n every day the will be more beautiful than the day before \nIMAGINE  ALL THAT\n========            فيها             ====\n======== ما لا عين رأت   ========\n======== ولا أذن سمعت   ========\n======== ولا خطر على قلب أحد=====
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You should listen to your friend - once you realize that god is imaginary, you'll find that you are free, and you will also know that this life is what matters and is what is most pecious.  Once you die, that's it.  You only get to live beyond your death if you have children that you've passed your DNA onto too
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1) Yes there will be world peace and harmony.. only... not at the same time!!\n2) YES true love really DOES happen, and you'll know it as soon as it happens. \n3) Yes, I believe in God.  I also feel there are other beings watching over us. I guess I don't "belong" to any certain religion.  I'm just a spiritual being. We are always being protected. There is always someone there to answer your questions.  Remember.. everything happens for a reason, also!!