Why are our poos tapered at the end?  My mate says that if they weren't then your ass would close with a bang!  Any ideas?
133654
Maybe our blades need sharpening!!
40307
I usually change it when there is just enough left to wrap arond the roll one time. Don't you hate it when you don't discover that's all there is until after you're on the toilet?
114537
When u r having a bowel movement and you flush before u r completely finished, thereby lessening the "shock" value to anyone who might be in "range" or soon to come after u!
263053
Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
385024
Sounds like your toilet is not the only thing full of sh1t! ;)
162640
just curious, what the heck has this got to do with love/romance?  Are you romancing the toilet tissue?  Dude!  You gotta get out more!
314889
Since you are a girl like me I'll say this..your almost perfect, so how could your farts actually stink as bad as others...turds break in a point due to a tight butt, and corn is magic...its always a solid even after you chew it...and even though you do crap, we are simply too perfect to ever have a smear.
578000
perhaps u dont eat enough fiber, so your intestines arent as able to compact your feces as tightly, resulting in less dense feces which float in water. Eat more fiber, and u should have the brown submarines in the toilet bowl. lol
255213
Good god woman.. get a grip on yourself.\nThere is nothing hideous up our bottoms, unless you have put the things up there in the first place.\nWhy in heavens name you want to be rinsing out your anus is totally beyond me... and here you are looking for brand names!!!!!\nQuite obscene!!! LOL
454410
Its when the anus (the muscle ring) does not close as it should and fecal matter leaks.  Get a medical opinion and advice...;
371650
Guess u mean stools ,as in faeces or poo! Sounds like you don't only have a fast car but a fast metabolic rate ,maybe. Its most properly a dietary related thing .Stay away from hot and spicy food alcohol,citrus juices .Check out a health web site to get an appropriate diet. If it continues longer than a week ,better check it out with your doctor. Watch for sighs that your  not passing blood,if so get to your doctor tomorrow. Sorry to hear about your "ring of fire".
264373
why in the crap would you want to know? are you some sort of fart doctor. i say just let it out and don't worry about it's dang velocity.
581836
A bowl should never move.  Your bowEl should though... ever other day at least... maybe you are anal retentive.
410096
Magic poo? Lol perhaps poo was hard enough or you are constipated so poo had little water content to adhere to anus walls. That’s not good, because constipation indicated lack of diet fiber or another cause must be investigated.
315758
It has nothing to do with sex, it's air that is trapped in there, and then forced back out through the closed muscle, much like a fart.  I mean, you haven't had anal sex, but you still fart, right?  Same thing.
395182
i have HAD ENOUGH! the stupidity must STOP!\n\nyou need to have yourself spayed/neutered and remove yourself from the gene pool...i do believe you have pooped in it and IT STINKS!!\n\nthank you for playing, try again tomorrow!!
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Maybe they're too long?  Are they dragging the ground when you walk?  I'm assuming you're talking about the bottom and not the whole back.