So it's saturday night and i'm drinking alone screwing around on yahoo answers. sad and pathetic or awesomely rockin good time?
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your all sad and pathetic. I suggest ritual suicide. I hear that masterbationn is better when u are choking yourself. might as well try it.
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Huh???? Have you been drinking???\nCool........lol!
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I have been drinking more than eating lately (warming up for the party season)\n\nSo I think I would be a water bed. With a few crumbs through the sheets.
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I don't know because I haven't seen you and don't know what time it is the time you are drunk. If it's three in the afternoon, then yeah, I'm shocked. If its Mardi Gras and you're a guy with a barrel on you head then no. So I can't answer until you give me more than that.
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no the question is who is not enjoying an adult beverage im gonna sit down and relax by the pool with a wiskey and a budweiser i might even have a pool party with my boyfriend\nthats my plan and yeah,im happy ITS FRIDAY YEAH!!!!
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I'll be your friend! Anytime! Don't worry, everyone feels like a loser at some point in their life. I used to, too. Then I kinda got over it and tried to be pestimistic at all times. I still feel like garbage sometimes, but hey, lifes good. Send me a message if you wanna talk and I'll give you my IM.
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aint sure but sounded like you had a good night though lol
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You are deffinatley showing signs of having and or developing a serious problem. I think you should go and talk to someone (a councellor, not a friend or anything cos they can be quick to condem). I went through something similar and found talking through my problems really good. You shouldnt drink to get drunk - thats simply binge drinking. Have you thought about why you want to be drunk? Is it to feel good, to block out pain, etc? Also, its troubling to think that you hide your behavour. I know that its hard to talk about it, but it is deffinatley worth it. Its amazing how good i felt after the first session, just to spill everything out to someone who was totally unbiased, knowing that its totally confidential and whoever your talking to isnt going to think your a nutcase is fantastic!!! I hope everything works out for you, and again, please go and talk to someone. Something that really woke me up was when i was told that you can actually die just from drinking too much - because its a depressant, it can actually relax your system so much that you stop breathing and just die in your sleep. Imagine your parents/siblings/friends/etc walking in to wake you up and not being able to - that thought freaked me out. So yeah, again, hope it all goes well, i would give you my email address if you wanted to talk but i dont really want to post it here! Take care
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LOL. Poor Thing!  LOL.\n\n\nHave a great Sunday, and thanks for the laugh.
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Good for you. I've been at work all night, was it any good?
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I choose to think that whatever time we have here HAVE FUN...you could get hit by a bus tomorrow. Not really into the idea of "wasted" but in my life I have done just about everything I set out to do. Started out being the first girl surfer in our group...and went on from there. If wasted makes someone happy THEN DO IT.  Personally, I would hate to waste any time that I would wish for in the end.  But I do live it to the max, and intend to go out completely and utterly exhausted.
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yeah I know what you mean, I answered something the other day and got a thumbs down I even put lol afterwards so they would know I was joking.....I refuse to be a stick in the mud, life is to short for a frown!! have a great day :)
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OK, bored anyway!\n\nOK, it looks as .....  I've answered them all...  And sorry, I did run off....  I'm making a very late dinner for my wife.  (she works on the weekend and is in Grad school)  She deserves Me!\n\nNow do I get a free trip to Winchestertonfieldville Iowa?\n\nI wasn't trying to guess who you are....  I just thought I would try to be funny.  You don't seem to want to disclose that info, so I'm goona extend you that respect.
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Hey misery, how are you today,  funny I ran into you, i just answered a question about ,... what was the thing that made you say,  wow.  and you came to mind. Hope you enjoy that chocolate and your chat.        PEACE.\n\n                           I AM
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Too drunk again, huh, buddy?  Just kidding...\n\nI'm with Leanne on this one, as usual...
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Usually on the 21st it's a good idea to go to a bar.  Find one with some good music and good food, and bring some of your good friends along with you.  Make sure at least one of them is going to be a sober driver for everyone else.\n\nHave fun!\n~Kyle
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People who are feeling down come on here to be cheered up and have a laugh! That is why it is the JOKE section! For someone who is on level 4,  I would have that, that is obvious! We all now the stresses of working 15 (!)hours a week:( as well as bringing up a lazy family at the same time and getting confused over choccy bars, all this can be very trying for one...........but please, just because you want to be a miserable ole b1tch, doesn't mean the rest of is have to.\nPlease leave us alone  on this site and go to Government & Politics, News & Event or something that is equally boring to suit your personality!