naturally you jokers out there will put somethin' stupid like the time you whacked off on your cat and the cat nutted-- none of that stuff. just let all that stuff pass. be serious for a second.
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My ex husband was very abusive. The day I left, he had taken my car keys. I had to walk 2 1/2 miles down a road with hardly any houses to get to help.\n\nI found out later that he had driven up and down that road for 2 hours immediately after I left, looking for me, but he never saw me. It was like I was shielded from his view. Very strange and terrifying, because the entire time I expected him to find me.
668052
some people might be sensitive? Then get off the internet and stuff your face in a bible. Something called free speech... and these are blonde jokes. I hope that was a joke.
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i found this on a questions search, and man that's a hilarious quesiton. i wish they could, i might hotline a few people i know.... p.s. it's funny that some people couldn't tell that u were joking and really took it seriously. let's report them to the humor police ... maybe humor police are authorized to shoot un-funny people :)
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..Hey, beware of this cat, dear ! All he wants is some fun with NO strings attached - and if a girl is dumb enuf to give in, he seems ready enuf to USE her...\nIf I were in ur shoes, I'd first bluntly tell him what he really is, and then 'wash that man right out of my hair' !\nJust run, before it's too late dear !
164391
That cat will break his heart. Not to mention that if she gets catty and the claws come out more than his dignity could be hurt. This relationship cannot turn out for the best. Poor fido.
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Some people on this site need to let things go and "get over" themselves. I have been reported unfairly too. It is a shame that people cant seem to handle the truth about things and them reporting your Friend, me and anybody gives them a sense of control, they can delete your questions, however they cannot erase real life and so what if its chatty I have seen things on this site that would make a longshoreman blush and nothing is said.\nLike I stated before some  people REALLY need to get over themselves.
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yeh, you should prolly bring it up. that way atleast it will be out in the air, and any tension will be from peoples open opinions, and not from trying to hide it and stuff.
642794
really?!! send your cat to an audition and if he gets a gig, pocket all the money and give him nothing. that should be punishment enough.
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Ma'am, aren't you the same lady who asked that hilarious "What would you DO in such a situation?" question before where you spoke of an 80 year old lady  and another hilarious hypothetical question involving pee?\n\nI just saw that I'd got three thumbs down for bursting into laughter there.\n\nMay I just compliment your great sense of humor, ma'am?\n\nI really needed these laughs.\n\nThank you.
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you say 'not to', i read..... 'must definitely'. that's how it goes. curiosity killed that Cat, and that's pretty much it when it comes to humans also too.
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I really don't see what can be funny about any of it, there again people like you that set out to cause relationship breakdowns must all be alike, the woman who slept with my husband whilst I was pregnant with baby no.2 sat and smirked her way through countless court hearings etc.  \nI agree with karma, it will catch up with you, and then you'll all have to form smirks anonymous to support each other
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That so-called "freebie" put you cat in discomfort.(Neutering is what you paid for. BTW very good idea)\nI think the principle is that you didn't request the freebie. It put your cat at risk for infection,\nand it was clearly negligent on the part of the vet.,or his clinic. Report the incident.
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well i would be pissed off. if she keeps insisting it's fine and she isn't laughing it's not fine. you fucked up. good luck:D
559352
Yes, trust me it's not funny it's very serious if you have i suggest you report it to the police or seek help. if you don't it might affect you in future relationships.
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Talking about stupid answers...  I can't believe this guy that has been answering yours about the dolphins.  This is what I've done about it...\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtPhUtpqugKm6ixtNm3GLkTsy6IX?qid=1006030915232\n\nI don't know if it will help, but I think it will.  This is the kind of stuff that needs to be reported.  As far as making a comment on one of their questions...  probably a bad idea.  Someone else can report you, then.  I say report them.  If they keep doing it, they will be gone soon enough.
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Pets, yes.  My cats are very distressed by the current administration.  The dead, no.  You've seen what happens when zombies get all uppity.
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I am a christian. I have nothing to do with this. I live in the USA.  I looked at the cartoons, and I think they were attempting satire.  Some cartoons were neutral, but I could see how others may offend you. I understand your feelings. I think I might be offended if they made cartoons of Jesus like this..There are stupid people in the world who are not sensitive to God or the feelings of others....there is no way to make stupid people smart....I would like to at least say I am sorry for you that this happened....I pray that this unhappy situation gets resolved, and the Danes apologize to you....and you can go back to living in peace....Since I do not live in Denmark, I cannot help you.  Maybe you can contact the Danish Embassy in your country and complain there....I can try to contact the embassy here in the USA and tell them that this is offensive to you....there would be more peace on earth if people would just love each other, and not hurt each other's feelings....