A friend was very rude to me recently and I'd like a little harmless revenge. Anyone know if the only way to let the air out of someone's tire is to sit there and hold down the little nozzle-dealie? I've heard of wedging a bebe in there, but I've also heard that doesn't work...\n\nOr if anyone has expericnce with this, how long would I have to sit there holding it to get all (or most of) the air out? I can't be seen doing it, so I need to be quick.\n\nAny other harmless pranks on cars would also be appreciated, thanks!!
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First,there is no harmless revenge!Talk to your friend. explain that your feeling were hurt by the rudeness. Go for the compromise and enhance your friendship or risk damaging it further.Demonstrate how you would have handled the situation without being rude.try a little role reversal action and act out each others part in the rude situation.
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How about pretty much all of the bones in my right hand?   \n\nYears ago I was changing a flat tire on my International Truck out in the parking lot where I worked.  A buncha guys were talking to me as I was doing it.  When I was putting the new tire on, my right hand was on the top of the tire, right below the wheel well...and then the jack slipped and the truck came down crushing my hand between the tire and the truck.\n\nI don't think I've ever cursed as much in my whole life, and thank god those guys were there because they were able to lift the truck up enough to get my hand out and take me to the hospital.
522307
take the lid off your toothpaste and put glue on the top let it dry and the put the lid back on!You have to cut the sides for it to be funny.I seen it on some prank show.
330416
your idea is totally genius! I always say... kill them with kindness! It will annoy her that you are being really nice to her, and when she realizes that you aren't upset when she's rude to you, she'll get bored and start to ignore you. Most likely she'll entirely move on to someone else (to annoy) good luck! This method has worked for me MANY MAnY times!
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Yes I would definately apologize, and I would do so by saying I'm very sorry, excuse me..let me help you gather your things back up.  And if any bags broke I'd go get new ones for her.  It would be a high concern if he didn't apologize..or if it was on purpose.  But if it were a true accident, or if he was truly sorry AND helped then it would be a low offense.  I'm just a nice person! :)
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ok, i learned a new game at the last b-day party i went to, its called "suck and blow", it sounds dirty, but it really isnt. you take a card (i suggest kind of bending it, youll see why)and sit everybody in one big circle (we stood around a pool table) and you have to suck on it to get it to stick to your mouth, then you pass it to the person next to you (using your mouth!) and it goes around the circle until someone drops it, and whoever dropped it has to kiss the person they were trying to pass it to. if it happens to be someone of the same sex, then cheek kisses will work just as well :] its way harder than it sounds, especially when you cant stop laughing :]]
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OH CAN IT EVER. It's call blue-flaming or torqing. You lay on you back and throw your legs back over your head as far as you can. Hold a lighter (not a match) near the butt-opening. If you get too close you create some risk. Build up a doozy and let 'er rip while the lighter is going. You have to exhaust the whole thing, or else you risk bringing some of the fire back inside of you while your butt-opening is still, well, open. So push it all out. Some of the flames can get huge. Just watch out for the "banana torq". It wraps around and burns bad things.
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I do not mean to sound rude but do know for a fact that this receipt for success will work.  Purse your lips together and say aloud and from bottom of your stomach "whore".  Somehow the air used will indeed stop the hiccups, or at least it did for me when it was suggested many moons ago.  What the heck it can't hurt to try anyway and I hope it works for you also.
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not that i know of, but hey..not a bad idea. start your own 900-gripe line.. just like the sex lines but people call to gripe/complain yell scream just basically take out  their frustrations for 99 cents a minute . Let me know when you make your first million , theres this nice car I've been eyeballin'
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None, just go slower and stop for 5 second breather now and then. Trust me, he'll be pissed but "IT" wont come out as fast.
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i just nursed my ex-husband back to health after surgery. i let him use my car,which now needs $1200 worht of work,in which i asked him to fix,he promptly told me to piss off!! lesson learned..life goes on. i try to thank people who screw me over,theres usually a good lesson in it for me. dont worry be happy!!hehe
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Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
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You must tell her how deeply sorry you are and how you treasure and value her friendship more than anything in this world. Then, as a tension breaker, buy a roll of duct tape, wrap it up beautifully and put a note inside of the box saying," If I ever open my big mouth again, feel free to use this". This should make her laugh! Good luck. We all have misspoken from time to time.
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I thought you were going to be mean to someone else not yourself.  Whatever floats your boat man.  Just make sure you call 911 immediately. Doesn't sound like you are going to have a good end result.
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Crack heads usually stab the sidewall of the tire, is that where the damage was? If it is the riding surface of the tire, you might have run over something sharp. Should be an easy fix, good luck.
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if she has a car, then get her car keys (dont worry you are not going to steal it)\npour flour of talcum powder down all the air vents. clean off any residue and then turn her vents on full blast. wait till she goes homw and laugh your socks off as her car becomes an instant blizzard as she turns the ignition!!!
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Ok, couple questions here...HOW do they know how you drive?  WHY are you caring for their granddaughter?  HOW do they know what condition the apartment was in? WHOSE apartment was it?  WHY does your friend tell you what they say?  WHY do you care what these evil people think?  Sometimes where there is smoke there is fire...ARE u doing something to piss them off?  Do Not confront them.  This could lead to a physical altercation.  YOU cannot control other people.  Just get over them.  Tell your friend not to report any thing else they say to you.  Perhaps they are upset she is living with you and not them.  My ex's mom was like this.  I was never good enough, pretty enough, smart enough, good enuff mother, etc.  eventually i just figured it out.  It's her.  It's not me.  She's a hater and she was living rent free inside my head.  Every second I spent thinking about what she said or did that hurt me was a second I GAVE her that I could never get back...well, those seconds added up...it became YEARS...do not make this same mistake.  Good Luck