Do you own up, or pretend nobody farted?
125490
Pretend not to notice and get off at the very next floor, whether it's the right one or not. Taking the stairs is good exercise and stairwells are usually empty, in case I need to let off a few more.
76981
perfect ? no. nobody is. but i do  not think i  over react. \n\nsometimes when some baseless or misunderstood or twisted thing is repeated many times or i have to listen intentionally offensive argument again and again then i fire some back. it is stupid if i will keep letting it go. for other  people,  if not corrected , keep repeating it as truth. \n\nsometime on YA relegion section it seems like a war zone. really.
22704
I would just be upfront about it and spit it out. Find a non-uptight moment and sit down and explain the problem. Decide on what would be best to fix the problem and do it. Just talk it out with them.
243856
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
239984
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Thats funny!!! Ive never seen a female cover her mouth when she farts!! Why would they do that?! And I agree, Ladies, just let 'em rip!!!!
54338
Depends on the setting. I usually do infront of my siblings, with people I know will not get offended by it.  I usually do it when I am driving or mad.  (I'm female)
318117
The only time I let 'em rip is at home. At work, I stock, so I just crouch down to get something out of the box to stock and let it silently fly. If we are out at a restaurant, I excuse myself and go to the bathroom if it's going to be a seat rumbler. I think farting is hilarious...I can't help it. I don't do it in public, but it's still flat-out funny to me. I know...I'm so sick.
416038
All of them, cause they would all have been doing it.\nAnd maybe it wasn't even your own fart your sniffing!
355389
i agree with you completely ......... i usually keep my mouth shut if  i don't know the answer (unless someone bashes me of course - that's self defence LOL)\n\ni feel that it's better to ''waste'' 5 points on saying ''hi, have a nice day'' than on spreading the worm of hatred\n\nhi, have a nice day :)
59225
I pretend I didn't hear them.  I would also try to act happy to prove that I don't care about what they say.  \nMe is Me.  I am high class and they are low class.
11501
Think of where it is coming from... \n\nThat HOLE isn't exactly the most beautiful place and (I don't know about you - but for me -  I don't particularly like to invision breathing the fumes that come out of that orifice)\n\nI think for many people it is similar - just hearing a fart makes them think - "Eww I am breathing the fumes that came out of someone elses butt!"  It's just gross.  \n\nSo yes - even though "smelly" ones are worse, the non-stinky variety are still YUCK because they are there.  We are forced to hear and then breath that air around you after KNOWING that you just farted.  :p
5908
ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
387355
I have no problem with it. To be honest I've always thought it was a little silly offering someone blessings for sneezing but expecting them to excuse themselves after burping or farting.
477634
I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
176111
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
127779
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
158134
A stranger farting wouldn't be my responsibility so that's what I'd go with... Are you super bored or what? ;)