Do you love viruses?\nThen answer as ridiculous as possible.
130084
lol\n\nur computer will restart in 60second\nNT/Authority...RPC problem....\n\nmsblast 4ever
221365
I've experience it before.To solve this problem,the best thing you must do is reformat your pc because i believe that your pc has infected by virus.
251891
IMPORTANT - NEW VIRUS ALERT!!!\n\n\n\n\nThere is a dangerous virus being passed\nelectronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called\nWorm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If\nyou receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your\nboss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.\n\n\nThis virus will wipe out your private life completely.\nIf you should come into contact with WORK put your\njacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.\n\n\nPurchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).\n\n\nTake the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated\nfrom your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do\nnot have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is\ncontrolling your life.\n\n\n\n\nUpdate: After extensive testing it has been concluded that\nBest-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be\nsubstituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.\n\n\n\n\nOne day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy\nnightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."\n\nSo he tied her up and went golfing.\n\n    ***********************************************\n\nA woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the\nhouse. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, Honey, pack\nyour bags. I won the damn lottery!"\n\nThe husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain\nstuff?   "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out of here."\n\n    ***********************************************\n\nMarriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the\nother is a husband.
59202
Back in the day it was always rumored that McAfee did this and it's persisted as an unban legend since then. 90% of all bugs you see today are not true viruses but rather worms based on known exploits and in my opinion if the Antivirus companies were actually writting viruses then the virus code would be much better.
537790
yeah try www.piratebay.org i use it and not had any problem with viruses
200307
Most of these have deadly viruses. You have to be exceedingly careful.
524982
O MAN!!! I got a brand new pc....two days I had a virus and I have TWO virus detectors!!! Yes, you will get them! :(
67322
i have it too and you have a virus, hav u ever beed to myspace? it gave me a huge one that restarted my hardrive, omg i sound like a technofreak!
94651
You wanna spread the virus?
228798
Yes, thats totally possible, so I suggest you to install some Anti Spybot and Spyware software like Spybot Search & Destroy or Spy Sweeper.\n\nAlso for Anti Viruses I suggest NOD32 and Kaspersky, the best there is, the best there was and the best that will ever be.
653235
I have no idea of why you are looking to infect your PC with a virus. However, if you are really desperate for a virus, open all bulk email attachments and you are bound to get more. Most people these days avoid them.
569500
yeah, you can download games/files/songs/videos, etc.  and I'm sure some of them will have viruses.  But they're free!
368927
check your PC for Viruses ...
294310
It's a hoax that convinces you to download a hoax anti-virus software that will give you even more viruses. So, don't click on it. Find a real anti-virus software and update it then scan for viruses, delete the virus.
480344
I have been using macs for 6 years now as my only computer and have yet to encounter a virus. I don't even bother with virus software. It is great. I worry that someday that will change, but for now there aren't really a lot of viruses written for macs.
344696
mine doesnt do that....maybe you hava virus
196091
Delete it all.Those are sometimes viruses.