Have you ever farted and it sounded like a spoken word. I swear I farted once and it sounded just like my butt said "Gilligan". Has anybody else had a similar experience?
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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0.oo  o.o0... and now my question as well is... "Can you fart in Czech language?".. feel free to answer:)
264373
why in the crap would you want to know? are you some sort of fart doctor. i say just let it out and don't worry about it's dang velocity.
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That's great! Take mine! Take mine!!! Anytime!!!!! I'll set up a shrine for you and everything! Gee! I'm so glad you asked! :D\n\nOh...one thing though. I, er, I have an embarrassing problem... I have... I have... (God! Why can't I just say it??) I have stinky toes...
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One night when my girlfriend and me were comfortably settling in for the evening , I  whispered into her ear" I"m going to make love to you till the cows come home". Upon entering her from behind (spoon position) I could hear a soft mooing coming from somewhere. She broke me up so badly, we couldn't stop laughing for a long time after that.  True story. We were also very high on Gonegee, which added to the humor of it.
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
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OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
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i was telling one of those jokes where you describe a disgusting/sexual situation and set up the listener to say the answer, and then the joke is that they have done it before. i told the joke the day before in school, and everybody loved it. one girl was absent, so the next day, everybody wanted me to do the joke on her. so, when I tried, it took like half an hour because she was so ditzy she couldn't figure out what i was trying to say.
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Each and every fart is unique. Dont be bothered about the length. Instead measure fart with the pleasure...
359878
We do fart. Wait, one day you'll get married. Then it starts!! lol
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kinda related-- i had a spanish teacher (who looked like Yoda) and she farted during a test one time (one of the only tests i studied for- i knew the answers)and i was the first to bust out laughing- didn't mean to laugh so loud. let's just say i failed the test. after that she never gave me a perfect grade on anything and she told me my mother probably didn't love me. talk about getting embarrassed!\nim not exaggerating- this is the truth. \nColton High School/1993/Ms. Valenzuela's class.
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hahaha rofl well i think the fart/scent particles move with it.  Like a stink trail on a skunk's a** in these cartoons.  So it will smell where you are coming from and where you are going
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My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
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Llllllllllllolllllll....hysterical!!!!!!!  The best!  Wish i could contribute...im gonna check back and see what others have to say.  Thanks for the entertaining question!
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Well after a long night of drinking, or was it morning time?  Anyways......I was able to write in the snow : Have a Merry Chirstmas and a Happy New Ye......and thats where the pee stopped.   Not sure how long it took, cause it was hard to run along and pee and time it all at the same time.  \n\nThe sad thing here is I am not joking.... geesh I am sad.
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I fart like a goodun every day and it doesn't matter what i have eaten but how fast i have gobbled it up. If i eat something hot i seem to cool it down by breathing on it as i put it in my mouth and i take in more air. \nI can fart for England but i have never been able to burp, no matter how hard i try, sigh,\n\nCarry on farting!!!!! hooray for farts,
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Are you asking - can you smell the smell you just smelled on your breath?????????\n\nInteresting thought.\n\nOMG!!!!!!!! I hope not, I sometimes have to use the toilet after my husband's been in there.......... and I'd hate to think that THAT was on my breath!!!