when you gotta pee the drawstring on your sweatpants always gets in a bloody knot
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ah ah. that's funny. it happens to everyone. so just be careful when you remove it.
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This is a result of fecal material still in the rectum, that extrudes when you sit down.  It is a common problem, especially if you have hemorhoids.\n\nThe best way to deal with it, when you are home, is to thoroughly wipe yourself using a combination of toilet paper and baby wipes.  Then, using a handheld shower head, sit on the edge of the bathtub, lean far forward, and thoroughly irrigate the anal area.  Try to relax the rectum as much as possible, to allow the water to remove any excrement in the anus.  Clean the tub afterwards, of course.\n\nIn a public bathroom, after thoroughly wiping, take a large, wet wad of toilet paper, relax your anus, and gently insert it into the anus, cleaning it the best you can.\n\nMake sure to wash you hands thoroughly after doing this.
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Many antiperspirants actually cause those stains.  The ingredient that stops sweating can damage clothing in this way, so it's a catch-22.
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A casing is what holds the tie string in sweat pants, so I'd pick "a closed piece of fabric like a tunnel."
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I'm wearing wicker pants...it sounds so crunchy when I walk.
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Put it in a knee high nylon sock next time. It won't let the oats get into you drain or on you.
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It's when your legs are heavier than they should be.  If you're female and wear pantyhose, the dye only irritates it all the more.  Best thing to do is maintain your weight to where your legs won't rub together.  That, and dry properly after getting that area wet.  Every once in a while you could probably use a talcum or medicated powder to help with the friction.
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Simple. It gets wet down there and we don't want to walk around with urine on ourselves.
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Pull down your pants.
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live a little, if a man wants to wear diapers, make him shitin them
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Blood in your faeces means it's time to see the doctor!
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yea, chopping off your fingers so you cant post stupid questions like this one. Then tying your bleeding hands behind your back
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I agree that it could be caused by your prenatal vitamins, if you're using them. The iron and the dyes used in them can affect the color of your urine and feces, both.\n\nMention it to your doctor, just to be on the safe side.\n\nTake care and be well! :)
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it depends on who is doing the biting and why but probably peeing your pants is worse.
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Me thinks you are extracting the urine!
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Awesome!  lol\n\nBut to try to avoid the ridge across the back of your pants, sometimes they are necessary.
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I think your boss can find many suitable excuses for firing you. I also think this is a load of bull! Why would you want to toss your pants to your ankles in the first place...don't give me this "better urine flow ... able to work better" crap! Your pants would be lying in pee...urinals are notorously sloppy places with pee all over the floor! IF you need to drop your pants to pee, you are the 1st person in history to need to do this. Do you just think we are all as stupid as many of the questions here indicate??? No, I don't think so. I have no idea what you are trying...in fact, I think this question is for "shock value," in which case you just failed miserably. But the day is young, try again.