whats the best your mama line you ever heard 10 pts for the best
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your mamma is soooooo nasty when she farts the hazmat team was called out
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marie: my mom is way prettier than you\njennie: then where did your looks come from?\n\n_______________________________________________________\n\nkaylin: i don't know what sucks more...your mom or her mouth!\n\nolivia: you could judge that.\n____________________________________________________________\n\nriana: what do you get when you kill susan?\nsusan: uhh...\nriana: a happier life!
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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.\nYo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.\nYo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.\nYo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.\nYo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!\nYo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.\nYo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.\nYo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.\nYo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"\nYo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."\nYo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.\nYo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.\nYo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.\nYo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.\nYo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.\nYo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.\nYo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.\nYo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.\nYo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.\nYo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.\nYo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.\nYo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.\nYo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.\nYo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.\nYo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.\nYo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.\nYo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.\nYo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.\nYo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.\nYo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.\nYo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."\nYo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.\nYo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."\nYo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.\nYo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.\nYo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.\nYo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.\nYo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.\nYo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.\nYo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.\nYo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.\nYo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.\nYo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.\nYo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.\nYo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.\nYo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!\nYo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!\nYo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!\nYo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.\nYo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.\nYo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.\nYo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.\nYo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.\nYo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a ha
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OH MY GOSH!!\nEEEEEEEEE!!!\nITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!\nI SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!\nSend us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.\nCUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING And im definately gonna share this joke with my family n' friends.\nHILARIOUS!!\nI Mean freakin’ hilarious!!\nTwo thumbs up!!
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ok umm... dang i forget... wait guess what? aww forget it!!!!\n\nNow I know its a yo mamma joke\n\nYo mamma is so stupid, when I said penny for yo thoughts\nshe wrote on some paper, shot her brains out, and I looked at the paper and it said, one mind for you, one penny for me =)
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"damn, sh*t, respect my f*cking authoritah!"\n\n"dog sh*t taco!"\n\n"blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!"\n\n"f*cl! sh*t! c*ck! azz! t*tties! b*ner! b*tch! m*ff! p*ssy! c*ck! butthole!  barbra streisand!!!!"
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Like a Rock in my pants, Bye Bye American Pie, in  my pants, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, in my pants  Mary had a little lamb, in my pants,  Thank you for this question it was so much fun.  I am going to tell my sister. Great Game.
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Ask yo mama !!! lol !!!
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lol thats freggin hilarious!!!!!!!!!! lol i freggin loved it the best one ive ever heard!!!!!lol
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what tha funk! You were dating at 3? where was your mama?
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When you have a situation like this, just go ahead and do an advanced search, using a few of the words that you DO you.  I typed in "lyrics baby child support checks court," (without the quotes, of course) and I got the song "Baby Mama" by Three 6 Mafia.
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mine is "I'm the bad guy you learn to hate, but you gotta respect the fact that i created my fat" by I.C.C. {Inner Circle Committee} in thier sond Going Out: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52455944&MyToken=70b0433b-85ae-487b-9dc2-1cf48b7e473c
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1stupid u got locked in a food court and starved to death\n2stupid u got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.\n3fat u fell in love and broke it.\n4ugly yo mama had to fed u with a sling shot.\n5ugly u looked out the window and got arrested for mooning\n6poor someone asked to use the restroom at ur house and u 7said pick a corner any corner.\n8stinky u wint to take a bath and the water jumped out and said no we cool.\n8so stinky u made speed stick slow down.\n9yo breath so bad u made tick tacks go on strike.
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this was a good one i liked it alot it made me laugh. 10/10
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money\nYo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo mama is so old she has an autographed bible.\n\nYo mama is so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.\n\nYo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.\n\nYo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE CAN'T PAY ATTENTION.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE FARTS SPAM.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE PEE'S CANOLA OIL.