I'm in a really funny mood today! I really don't no why!
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i received this SMS text ystrday...\n\nIt's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!\n\nand here's a few i sent out to my frens...\n\nHe met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!\n\nLuv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?!\n\nFrom the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!\n\nMEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??\n\nTell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok I wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam\n\n5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!\n\nIm a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!\n\ni hope u enoyed these msgs... they r pretty funny... haf a great day ahead!! :-)
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really funny! Thanks!
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I think thats so funny! My fr4iend sent that to me and i said it and laughed for like 10 minutes.
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yah I have that same problem I feel like an @ss when it happens but its so funny you just can't help yourself but to laugh.
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I think it's cool!  Thanks for the laugh!
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Thanx, I wont laugh anymore,Happy now!
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Really funny \nI laughed out loud
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you are soo dam funny!!!!! :)
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wow! you're hot and you have a sense of humor!?! do you have a girlfriend? lol! hope you're having a great day!!
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My avatar is laughing.  On the inside.  Where it counts.  ;o)
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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i am laughing so hard i cant even open my eyes\ni agree with you :)
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That's mad! I managed not to think of anything funny and the best I did was to fall off of my chair and pretend to knock myself out on something at half midnight when I was still up. I was gonna jump up after a while and yell April fool, but I ended up laughing as the rest came over to see what happened, so it all went pathetically wrong. well done. Very classy.
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OMG TOO FUNNY! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!
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very funny made me laugh for the first time this week! I know you didn't ask for a ratiing but I will give it an 9.5. :)
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I was so not expecting that one.  Great one girl, thanks for giving me the laugh I needed!  You have a blessed day and keep them coming!!  \n\nThanks again!
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ya lol its so funny !!! lol srry am i that contajas lol !! boy you make me laugh !!!