(a) go to sleep\n(b) start it a again\n(c) take a smoke\n(e) take a shower\n(f) get up and go home\n(g) compare it to the last time you had it\n(h) always to drunk to know\n(i) wish you havn't done it\n(j) eat\n(k) other (explain)
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Oh wow, you can do most of these. My fav's:\n(a) go to sleep --If it was totally mind blowing you may need some down time before you can get it up again.\n(b) start it a again --Wasn't that good or amazingly good - do it again.\n(c) take a smoke --If that's your thing, sure. I had one boyfriend who couldn't get it up unless he was high. I should have dumped him then, but it was always really good.\n(e) take a shower -- And carry it on, or just shower? Even just fooling around in the shower can be fun.\n(h) always to drunk to know  -- My favorite choice. Usually drunk means good sex.\n(j) eat  -- Sex burns major calories!
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Deep breathing or meditation.  Plus, avoid caffeine, alcohol and other recreational drugs.  Messes up your brain chemistry.  DO healthy things, like eat well, exercise, pursue interests, spend time with friends/family for support.  Take care of yourself.
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9. He persuaded his son "to" give up smoking...\n\n10. I’d like to apply "for" the sales manager position at your company\n\n11. As he is afraid of flying, he never travels by plane\n\n12. The tree was "the" biggest one on the hill.\n\n13. He works eight hours "a" day at the library.
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1-I'd be there, letting you crush my finger bones during each contraction.\n2-I'd grab you, throw you over my shoulder and carry you home. Then I'd put you in the shower naked.\n3-I'd get you nice and clean, then make you be nice and dirty.\n4-I'd probably let it slide, but I'd remind you that you could've just asked to use my toilet.\n5-Fortunately, I'm trained in Heimlich, CPR, and such. And I tend to keep a pretty cool head in such situations.\n6-That's breaking and entering, but I wouldn't call the cops if you would submit to my own brand of punishment. (!)\n7-I think you've gotten the point by now.\n8-Maybe. Let's get to know each other first.\n9-I only have one bedroom. ;-}\n10-Where do I begin? I have a pretty long list....\n11-see #8
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Coming Home Late\n\nTwo married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the \nother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go \nhome after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I \nget to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. \nI take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, \nI get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL \nwakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"\n\nHis buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the \nwrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up \nthe steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands \non my wife's a_s_s and say, 'How about a B_J?' ... and she's always \nsound asleep."
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1. I would go the short way to get there faster.\n2. I would pick 10 red and 10 white.\n3. I would get him myself.\n4. I would put them on the bed.\n5. He would be awake.\n6. I would go the long way home.
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(Cold comfort version):  "This too shall pass."\n\n(Better):  You get off from work soon!\n\n(Best):  Hey sexy! Your silver-tongued charm will be     fully operational again tomorrow, so all of the a**** will be charmed off the donkeys again, and you can rejoice once more in being your own suave self!  :0)
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how bout prying\n\ntry to take a bath before you sleep and eat well
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Eat - \n1. A glass of skimmed milk\n2. Brown bread \n3. Lots of green leafy vegetables\n4. A supply of cereals\n5. Lots of water.\n6. Corn flakes.\n7. Fresh fruits or fresh juice and soups\n\nAvoid -\n1. Meat in any form\n2. Pork\n3. Ham\n4. Beef\n5. Alchoholic drinks\n6. Smoking\n7. Tensions and worries, anger, fraustration\n8. Tea/coffee overintake\n9. Burger, Pizza, Heavy junk food, cola\n\nAlong with this, do a little exercise, as tiold by doctor, practice yoga, read funny books. Relax
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1st. period: Drinking Beer\n2nd. period: Shearing sheep\n3rd. period: Drinking hard Liquor\n4th. period: Haggus Recipies\n5th. period: Lunch, sponsored by 4th. period\n6th. period: Various Scottish pronunciations for Alt-Na-Shallak\n7th. period:  Nap time\n8th. period: Recovering from nap-time hangovers\n9th. period: Expert Drinking Classes(mixed beer & Hard Liquor\nEnd of Day:  Please be careful trying to find your way home!
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Are you drunk now?\n\n\nLOL!
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Indian corn?  \n\nEDIT: Is eat synonymous to drink?  \nSome sort of inebriation, then.  Beer?  Alchohol?\n\nEDIT: Ah, but it has to have HAIR!  Batman has it...once again.\n\nEDIT: **looks frantically for hairy food**  A peach?\n\nEDIT: **checks in refrigerator** How about that casserole that's been in there since November?  It's a bit fuzzy.
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1. Optimal= do not drink\n2. Do not mix different types of drinks\n3. Drink a glass of milk before you go to drink or before you got to bed\n4. Eat well before starting to drink\n5. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE PLEASE.\n6. DON'T DRINK
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1. night 2. cold  3. new  4. you  5. upside down
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Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
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a.  doesn't cook\nb.  doesn't do laundry\nc.  she's a firecracker when she isn't thousands of miles away\nd.  she's great with the kids\ne.  i am who i am and she still comes home to me\n\ni am blessed to have who i have
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Keep it under your hat. \nWalking on air. \nBurns the candle at both ends. \nOn cloud 9. \nPut your foot in your mouth. \nBorn with a silver spoon in his mouth. \nBetween a rock and a hard place. \nScratch my back and I'll scratch yours. \nBy the skin of your teeth. \nBreak a leg. \nYou're pulling my leg. \nYou're in the dog house. \nBarking up the wrong tree. \nLet the cat out of the bag. \nJump the gun. \nDrive me up a wall.\n\nhere are a few idioms