I'm trying to find some of the most desperate, silly, and outrageously LAME pick up lines for girls or guys.
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Do you belive in love at first sight.. or do i need to walk by again? ha
10902
No, if you sound desperate that's a turnoff. Be cool and confident.
574173
umm...can you say desperate? lol
535123
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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hahahahahaha that is halarious! Never heard of such a request. But if thats what you like then more power to ya. good luck finding that girl. LMAO
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LMAO  awesome!!!!!\n\nlet me share one with you:\n\nA guy walked up to a girl that was sunbathing at the beach.  He asked her if for $100.00 she would let him touch her breasts.  Her reply was a swift no!!  Then the guy offered $200.00.  Once again the girl felt offended and said no!!  The guy was persistant and offered $300.00!!!!  The girl stood her ground and replied NO!  This kept on going until the guy offered her $800.00.  She paused for a while and thought to herself "what the heck, $800.00 for touching my breast isn't all that bad!!"  So she agreed!\n\nThe guy started touching and as he put his hands on the first breast he exclaimed: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD".  Then he grabbed the other one and continued... "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, OOOOOHH MYYYY GOD"  Just then the girl asked, excuse me sir, but why do you keep on saying OH MY GOD?  Then the guy replied, OH MY GOD ... WHERE AM I GONNA GET $800.00 FROM?????
214572
Try match.com or yahoo match.  I know they exist.  Don't waste time with the bums.  Also, you should tell them you're a woman and not a wemon.
77482
That's an interesting pick-up line!
630654
My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.\nHe said no.\nShe asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.\nHe said no.\nShe then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.\nHe again said no.\nShe had heard too much.\nShe needed to leave.\nAs she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,\n"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."\n\n- Unknown
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You people are desperate.... Hey? You looking for a threesome?
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Try these joke sites - www.jokes.com, www.comedycentral.com, www.ahajokes.com.\n\nMight help you.
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i look for some of the same intrests and a good sesnse of humor\n\nby the way... i think the only way Mr. showerwithyo could get a girl friend is if she was inflatable... this guy couldnt get laid in a mourge
333576
you sound a bit desperate the idea is to have fun then people find you attractive
640164
No,you little slut.You can't be that desperate!Perves are on the hunt for girls as naive as you are.Educate yourself ,for Christsakes.I knew better by the age of 6!
613641
Dont' try so hard, guys can see how desperate some girls are. The best way is to have a large group of friends and have some of your friends pair you with someone that would be good for you. It'll take a little bit of time but if you want something, go and get it, don't expect everything to be handed down to you. Good luck
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None I like honesty and truth. Goofiness is ok but be yourself do not use some lame pick up line I have heard a million times before