one time i flushed a tilet with a terd, and my head in it.
128889
That child hood experience sounds bad! Yeah I've got some bad experiences, but I'm not really prepared to tell the whole world them!!!
387529
well one day i was at my boyfriends moms house and me and my boyfriend were acting childish chasing each other around well he has a deck with many stairs so he runs up there before i can get up there and notice that he had shut the glass door i ran head on into it and flew backwards with his whole family standing around me asking me if i was ok so i laughed the whole time while my head hurt so bad and i had this huge knot on my head until me and my boyfriend got into the car like 10 minutes later b/c i tould him i was ready to leave and i got in the car and started crying out of embarrasement that is one of my most embarraing moments i love to look back on it and laugh now.
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hope this makes you laugh cause it does me... pat telling me that me, you, tre, chad, and kim had an orgy.... and someone walked in.. and you ran to the bathroom, and kim covered herself up with a pillow... i asked what i did and he said the guy didn't say... i said i guess i opened my legs and told him to dive in.... haha
366358
that happens to me to just clean it
305201
my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
565467
Yes, that was very wrong.... you could really clog up the toilet that way, next  time just stick it up her a$$
628477
I was a Freshman (Scrub) in high school and I got dragged into and 'trash canned' head first in the girls locker room by 5 jocks and when I got the can off of me there was a used pad stuck to the side of my head. Everyone laughed and called me Tampon Head and Bloody Boy! Kids can be cruel! I hated my high school years!
348738
very very funny i nearly choked on my curry
538730
OK the first thing i did was laugh...then i said eww!!! lol\nmaybe its just my age but i kinda thought something disgusting ;)
484069
ok i am a honost person \nyes that happened to me once\nlol
656284
My younger sister and I had gone to buy some fried fish at this little chinese restaurant we knew. She was getting out of the car and had tripped over one of those cement barriers in front ot the car. I started laughing and turned suddenly and I ended up slamming my forehead into the bottom of an air conditioning window unit.
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ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
112668
I was in a grocery store.  I must have been about 10.  My sister was pushing a cart, and I was in front of the cart.  I kept stopping to make her mad.  She slammed the cart into me really really hard.  I bent over I was laughing so hard, and I let a huge fart.  We were both so embarrassed.  There were about 6 people that saw it all.  Good times.
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I noticed that a load of clothes had been in the dryer for two cycles and was still wet.  I figured something must be clogged up.  So I went outside to check the dryer vent---sure enough it was plugged up with lint.  The dryer vent is about at eye level, so I walked up to it and began cleaning the big globs of lint out of it.  I finally yanked one big piece free and all the loose lint that had been building up in the pipes was suddenly blown out the dryer vent right into my face.\n\n When the last big block finally broke free I had this split second vision of a fog of lint headed towards my face.  I opened my mouth to say "Oh s h i t"---that's when I got the mouthful of lint.\n\nI spent the next 20 minutes getting lint out of my eyes, nose, mouth and ears. \n\nI never claimed to be overly bright.
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Stupidity,asking me the same question over and over again after i have given them the answer once and most of all\n\nLEAVING THE TOLIET SEAT UP IN MY HOUSE AFTER THEY USE THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
278747
I had taht eailmed to me a wlihe bcak.  I thhguot it was pttrey wlid!
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i gave my shoes to the computer bescause i was drunk! rotfl@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@