can you help me out and name some wise old sayings
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Keep your friends close and your enemys closer.
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ya they are cool but old \nhere are some more\n\nLecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of\nthe lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the\nminds of either". \n\nCompromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that\neverybody believes he got the biggest piece. \n\nTears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is\ndefeated by feminine waterpower. \n\nEcstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling\nyou have never felt before. \n\nClassic: A book, which people praise, but do not read. \n\nSmile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. \n\nOffice: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home\nlife. \n\nEtc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you\nactually do. \n\nCommittee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit\nto decide that nothing can be done together. \n\nPhilosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be\nspoken of when dead. \n\nDiplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way\nthat you actually look forward to the trip. \n\nOpportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally\nfalls into a river. \n\nPessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,\nInstead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. \n\nMiser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. \n\nCriminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got\ncaught. \n\nBoss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you\nare early. \n\nPolitician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your\nConfidence after\n\nDoctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and u by his bills
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Jesus Mary and Joseph! = Ssh! Jade enjoys a rump.\n\nTower of Babel! = Bra be felt. Woo!\n\nThou shalt not covet = Hot scat hoe volt nut\n\nGet behind thee Satan = A ban. Hide gents teeth.\n\nThe book of Genesis = Be on hot sis of geek\n\nThe ten commandments = Hmm. Men dance to tents\n\nPontius Pilate and the Romans = A neanderthals spit up motion\n\nWe are Legion = We oral Genie
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http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/A2_ag-am.html
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If you're still stuck with quotes, I would go to the following websites:\nwww.wisdomquotes.com\nor\nwww.quotegarden.com
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Here is a possible answer:\nhttp://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/6/messages/952.html
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"No matter where you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine"\n"Make the most of your self; for it is all you have of you"\n"Love doesn't make the world go round; it makes the ride worth while"\n"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got"\n"When your heart speaks, take good notes"\n"I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his PURSE" (no offense to homosexuals out there)\n"My halo is temporarily out of order"\n"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you"\n"If you wish to measure the man, measure his heart"\n\nThat's a few; I love quotes! Hope you like these!:) P.S. I know where New Zealand is. Do I get bonus points???!!!!! lol :)
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some idioms :\n\nTu es la prunelle de mes yeux \n(you are the pupil of my eye)\n\nMon coeur sera toujours pour toi\n(my heart will be forever for you)\n\nJe ne pense qu'à toi\n(I think about only you)\n\nJe t'aime du fond du coeur\n(I love you from my heart (deep heart))\n\nJe suis malade d'amour pour toi\n(I'm sik of love for you)\n\nMon petit coeur\n(my little heart)\n\n....\nDon Juan or Romeo :)
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Not as long as you acknowledge where the quote originated or who copyrighted it.  Such as my favorites:\n"Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect."\n- Mark Twain, a Biography\n\n"The time is always right to do what is right" - Martin Luther King, Jr.\n\n"A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal." Proverbs 12:10\n\n"Ask the animals, and they will teach you." Job 12:7-10 \n\n"Though all creatures are subject to man's cruelty, God loves all His creation and has made plans for all His children and the lesser creatures to enjoy His eternal Kingdom." Psalm 145:-9-10,13,15-21 AMP
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Here's a web-site of "cool sayings":\n\nhttp://www.cool-saying.com/
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http://www.ronfry.com/lyrics/OldFriend.txt
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I like # 3 - that quote will mean more and more to you as you get older.\n\nI particularly like this one:\n\nYesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery, today is a gift.  That's why we call it the present.
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I recently compiled this list for a friend who has to give a graduation speech next month. Here are a few of my favorites. Good luck!\n\nYou must be the change you wish to see in the world. \n- Gandhi\n\nA person starts to live when he can live outside of himself.\n- Einstein\n\nMake your work in keeping with your purpose.\n- Da Vinci\n\nWhen you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.\n- Eleanor Roosevelt\n\nMay you live all the days of your life.\n- Jonathan Swift\n\nWe are what we repeatedly do.\n- Aristotle\n\nNo matter where you go, there you are.\n- Buckaroo Banzai
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Check out this website for some great italian proverbs with English translations. See if any of these go well. \nhttp://www.lifeinitaly.com/potpourri/proverbs.asp
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try about.com's quotation site - they have all sorts of quotes
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hope these will help...\n\n* what does not kill me, makes me stronger\n* i think, therefor i am\n* better be a witty fool than a foolish wit\n* failure to prepare is preparing to fail\n* speak the truth, but leave immediately after
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Here's a website with a few... http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html