Iheard it was written for his mama
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I don't know who it was written for but a simple Google search brought up this link and several others.\n\nhttp://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/646871.html
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b`coz she is your mom. my mom is agree whit your mom.see, i think all of moms say that.but we like this song b`coz we`re young and just like that kind of songs.i just hope when i`ll be as a mom dont do the same as my mom.
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Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.\n\nShe says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.\n\nMakes you sound like ignorant White trash.\n\n\nHere is a regular joke for you.\n\n\nMarriage & Manners\n\nThis is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.\n\nThe only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.  \nThe noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. \n\nEvery morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. \n\nHe told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.\n\nShe told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.\n\nThe years went by and he continued to rip them out!\n\nThen one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl \nwhere she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. \n\nShe took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic \nwaistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.\n\nSome time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.  \n\nThe wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! \nAfter years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. \n\nAbout twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.  \n\nShe bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.   \n\nHe said, "Honey, you were right.  All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".   \n\n"What do you mean?" asked his wife.\n\n"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.\nBut by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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the one were he almost gets married and his parent gets married and he says MAMA NO!............Mama no!........\nlet me have my moment (pause)... MAMA NO!............Mama no!........
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he wrote Sylvia's Mother and thanks, I just got that dang thing out of my head and now it'll be back.
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I wondered where my mother in law went.
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I remember Michael Jackson doing that in his song "History".
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Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.\nHis birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted for his birthday.\n"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."\nLittle Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.\nLeroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.\nLittle Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.\nLittle Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.\n\nLETTER 1:\nDear God,\nI have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.\nYour friend,\nLeroy\n\nLeroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.\n\nLETTER 2:\nDear God,\nThis is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.\nThank you,\nLeroy\n\nLeroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.\n\nLETTER 3:\nDear God,\nI've TRIED to be a good boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.\n\nLeroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. Leroy was very upset.\nHe went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.\nLeroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad.\n"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.\nLeroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.\n\nLeroy began to write his letter to God.\n\nLETTER 4:\nDEAR GOD, I HAVE YOUR MOTHER.\nIF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.\nSigned\nYOU KNOW WHO
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OH HELL YES! Please tell him and when you do please record it and put the audio on a MP3 download site so I can hear it. That would be hilarious, especially if you cried.
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LMAO, this is too funny. Yes ever once in a while there is just some dumb F*cking IDIot that thinks they should have written the rules of life from there opionion.  Yes mama says knock you out...
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i think the lyric is of having my first child??\nNe-Yo so sick
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the suregon is his mother\n=]
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I think his mother and his homeboys
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listen to mama she is right its not that serious
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sounds like your a good wife his mother would be proud of you
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Can't remember what the letter said but it was from her father
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He was the best scum for the job, apparently. Wonder if he called up his mom right away to tell her about his promotion? Think she was proud of her boy?