Excuse me are you Foo King the chef?....No sir I`m Wan King the manager!
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..lol..funny!...wheres Span king?.. the waiter!\n\ngood day to you!
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Your waiter hands you the menu and you say "ok."
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when i was younger i would call people and ask them if they ordered Chinese food and i would be talking with an accent and i would keep repeating words like i didn't understand English that well and it makes a lot of people mad. "yo odo chin nee foo yo nuba ***-**** oh yo odo chi nee foo chashew chicke flrie rrice. no?? yo odo no chi nee vety soty yo no odo chi nee foo today huh? ....." you get it right?
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Im Bossy.\nYeah that annoys the hell outta me.
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well your avatar has got me thinking that i am going to be lead flavored pretty soon...and im sure that my indirect answer isnt helping the situation either!
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sir??? who are you referring to dude? Get your english and grammer right first and then see ya back here.\n\nCheers!
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Is that you screwing off at your desk again Wilson?  Get back to work!!!\n;-)
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DON'T HATE ME........TERMINATE ME!!!
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Like I cook, Drive Thru!!!
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The first poster is correct, but to be a little more specific, Michael was given the opportunity to have his own restaurant or return to London to continue training under Chef Ramsay.  Michael said he really wanted to learn more and opted to do the latter.  He was really cool and I'm glad he won.  I hope he's doing well.
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Because this is not Burger King...  You can't have it your way!  LOL!  OK that was lame!  I know I know!!!
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Would you like some crackers with that?\nActually, why don't you come on in? It's almost dinner time, and I just happen to be making soup! Now, if you'll just sit in that big cast iron pot of water on the fire there, I'll be back with your sugar in a moment!
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No doubt ma ! I just happen to be the "finest"\n\nShoot ya boy an email ya heard!
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I'm still cooking & it's been waaayyy too many times already.  I keep shooing them off but they keep doing it when I'm side-tracked.  lol  Oops....speak of the.....gotta go, it's open again....\n\nLOL - Happy Thanksgiving.
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I worked at wendys this time last year for some extra cash when the kids were in bed and hubby was done with work. We had this really nice lady from ehtiopia working there ( her 3rd job no less ) she asked this guy if he wanted a combo ( was cheaper ) he yelled, DID I SAY I wanted a combo ? He kept yelling and I was over in the drive thru and I heard him and went over there ( the manager was doing something else of course )\n I was like sir is there a problem. He starts raving like I didnt say I wanted a combo and on and on ( the dining room was packed! )\n Finally after about 1 minute or 2, he stopped yelling and said "What do you think about that ? "\n I politely smiled at him and said, " dang mr, if this food wont give yiou a heart attack your ugly attitude will."\nEVeryone in line started laughing, hes screaming he wants my manager and my name, I said my name was juanita( it isnt,,lol )\n The manager came over and said sir we don't want your business and please leave. \n He called and made a big stink but you know what, that ethiopan woman was JUST DOING what she was trained to do. As my pastor says, some people have to act like that cause its the only power they have in their life.\n\n I gave my friend a hug and told her to chin up cause she was really upset.
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What? Why? How? When? I already know where he is..... In your kitchen. Why don't you chop him up with a knife!\nYou have a good sense of humour.... I like it!!
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Kind of bad syntax you got there.  But i thinnk i get it.\n\nThe managers job is to make money and to get people to spend as much money as he can.  He probably would not make as much money if he served ethnic foods.