1) is LAUGHS the english of TAWAS?\n2) Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?\n3) Can fat people go skinny-dipping?\n4)Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?\n5) What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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Good thing I'm a Filipino.\n1. TAWAS is a Filipino word of ALUM, a substance used mainly in cosmetics. Meanwhile, TAWA is the Filipino word for LAUGHS\n2. When you're in bed, its more like relaxation which would make you eager in saying truth...So i would agree with that.\n3. LOL. Well yes. Fat people have skins too!\n4. In natural cases, no. But if you use a sweetener which got hard rocks on it, it might get cavities, if you know what i mean..Hehe...\n5. The color of his eyebrows
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Godd... you stink!\nQ: what language do dogs speak\nA: Barkenese\n\nA blond driver is driving and a blonde cop pulls her over, the cop asks "can i see your license"\nthe driver asks "what does a license look like?"\nCop says: "it's square and has your picture on it." then the driver pulls out a square compact mirror and hands it to the cop.\nCop: "Well, if i knew you were a cop, i wouldn't have pulled you over!"\n\nQ.Have you ever seen the movie Constipated?\nA.It never came out.
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Here is a list of random questions, both open- and close ended.\n\nWhat is your favorite bird? A hawk\n\nWhere do you want to be in five years? Living in a new home and married to my boyfriend\n\nWhat has been your most enjoyable thing/moment in life so far? Meeting my boyfriend almost 4 years ago\n\nWhat is your "last resort" activity to keep from becoming totally bored? Watch a Clint Eastwood movie (UGH UGH)\n\nDo you have a habit (fingernail biting, knuckle cracking, etc.) and what is it? fingernail biting and knuckle cracking\n\nIf you had to give all your belongings up, what is the one thing you could not part with? My computer\n\nHow many different states/countries have you lived in? List them. 1 ILLINOIS\n\nDo you prefer to be taught, or do you like learning on your own? Both\n\nHow big is your immediate family? Me, my mom, step dad, sister and stepbrother\n\nWhat do you like best about yourself? Least?(best) I have a good personality, (worst) I am overweight\n\nWould you rather be great at one thing, or pretty good at many things? great at one\n\nIf you found a mouse drowning in a pool, would you try to save it?\nYes I would\nWhat are you most comfortable in (clothing)? Comfy pajama pants and a sweatshirt\n\nWhat is the average amount of sleep you require in a day/night? 8-9 hours
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If someone asks you:\n\n"Why are you so fat?"\n\nYou reply:\n\n"It's because every time I shag your mum, she gives me a biscuit."
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When you think of flying who or what do you think of? me and mah friends. lol long story\nWhat type of oil would you never use? umm lavender scented\nWhat would you find in a man's pocket? wallet\nWhere do you stand in line? the front???\nWhat's the fist thing you do in the morning? figure out a way i can get ready in under twenty minutes so i can have more sleeping time.\nWhat is the most popular Movie? i dno.....some teen movie for sure\nWhat color pops in your mind when you think "boy"? blue or red\nWhat is the shortest, but longest sentence? He wept. yeah yeah whatever that got very religious...but its true!!\nWhat is the best type of food? anything but seafood!!!!!!!\nWhat would a parent mostly fear? losing a child\nWhat colors do you think of when you think autumn? orange and brown\n\nthese were very odd questions but they got me to think a little! nice
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Turkey or Ham?\nWhats your birthstone?\nFav. non acholic drink?\nFav. acholic drink?\nFav. food?\nWhat are you wearing?\nDo you ever get mad that the people in funeral processions drive so slow?\nHave you ever ran a light to avoid waiting for a funeral procession?\nWhat the oddest color poo you've ever seen?\nWhat sound does a giraffe make?\nDo you think bags of onion in the store should be sold w/ a pack of breath mints attached?\nWhen your cold how do you warm up?\nHave you ever snezzed and farted at the same time?\nHave you ever relised a S.B.D. (silent but deadly) and just walked away?\nHave you ever wrote a letter to anyone in jail?\nWhy'd the chicken cross the road?\nIf you were to comit a crime, what would it be?\nHave you ever had a gun pointed at you?\nDo you fantize about the what ifs?\nHow would your life be different if you were a midgit?\nHow would your life be diff. if you were taller?\nDo you ever use the check spelling button?\nWhat makes cuss words cuss words?\nDo you still play with toys?\nDo you have any toys you played with as a kid?\nWhat did you do during the blackout?\nWhat is the oddest thing you have a pic. of & why?\nDo you think the animals that walk across the street when there is trafic are suicidal?\nWhats the most annoying christmas carol?\nDo you have a nickname you hate?\nDo you eat your mashed potatoes plain?\nWhat is your quirkyest quirk?\nWhat words can you make on a cauculator?\nDo you have any stickers in your home & where?\nHave you ever givin yourself a "titty twister"?\nDo you need to clean right now?\nWhen did you last take a shower?\nHow much change is in your pockets?\nCan I have it? (to the above question)\nHow do you act when your cranky?\nWhats an inside joke that you have & the story behind it?\nWhat was the last thing you hurt?\nDo you appolige to your pets for yelling at them?\nCan you make any relistic animal sounds? please deminstrate...\nDo you answer yourself?\nWhats the last thing you ate?\nWhat do you absolutly hate about anyone you know?\nDo you think eating pizza makes your nails grow stronger?\nHow often do you yawn?\nDo you actually hope that you really already won the publishers clearing house sweepstakes?\nIf I told you that I'm not pretty, would you think you are?\nDo you ever confuse people on pupose?\nWhat was the last thing you did just for "the fun" or "the heck" of it?\nIf I gave you a million dollars, would you share it with me?\nWhats the grossest thing you ever ate?\nWhat color was your puke the last time you puked?\nWould you sign my pants?\nCan I sign yours?\nAm I getting annoying yet?\nHave you got the time?\nHow do you have the time when it isn't a person,place or thing?\nHow many words do you know?\nDo you know the words personally?\nHave you ever been in public, and relized you have something on your person you shouldn't or thats really outta place?\nHave you ever reached in your pocket or purse & been like WTF whys that there?\nDo you really belive that things just randomly grow legs & walk away?\nHave you ever blamed someone for loseing something then found it on you or beside you?\nDo you think that mice & cockroachs could ever be friends?\nWhat size shoe do you where? Prove it...\nHow many tounge twisters do you know? Tell me...\nDo you rember all the words to songs you used to sing as a child?\nDo you think I have a hidden camera asking all these questions?\nWhats the most useless item you own?\nHow many brand name slogans do you know?\nWhat are they?\nWhy can't you compare apples and oranges?\nWhats the oddest question anyone has ever asked you?\nWhats the oddest thing you've ever said?\nHow do you know cows go moooooooooooooooooo?\nName a word thats the same backwards & fowards?\nWhats a word that has alot of meanings, but spelled the same way?\nHow many meanings can you think of for this word _______?\nHave you ever danced with a turkey while you were prepaing it for dinner?
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Last one is great! Here's one.. A group of gay guys are sitting in a hottub when a condom floats to the top. What does one guy say to the other? \n\n\n\nWho farted? ha!
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?\nA: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at \nnight.\n\n\n\n\nQ: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?\nA: Because they are tired of using their own.\n\n\n\nQ: What is the similarity between men and rats?\nA: Both keep searching for new holes.\n\n\n\n\n\nTwo men met while both where looking for their lost wives. \n1st: How yours look like? \n2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? \n1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! \n\n\n\n\nWomen asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs \n??? \nNo, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints. \n\n\n\n\n\n\nTwo Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?\n Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter.\n "When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" \n The waiter said, "I don't know Senor. I'll ask the cooks.\n "He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews." Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos", gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook says "No\n Mexican Jews! "Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews! "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews."\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"\n\nDad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:\n\n#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.\n\n#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the\nGovernment.\n\n#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the\nPeople.\n\n#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.\n\n#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.\n\n"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."\n\nSo, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.\n\nLater that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to\ncheck on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.\n\nSo, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother\nsound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Fi nding\nthe door locked, He looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with\nthe Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.\n\nThe next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I \nunderstand the concept of politics now."\n\nThe father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think\npolitics is all about."\n\nThe little boy replies,\n\n"The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is\nsound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep\nsh*t\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady near a park bench \nsobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.   \n\nShe said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. \nHe makes love to me every \nmorning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, \nsausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."   \n\nI said, "Well, then why are you crying?"   \n\nShe said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my \nfavourite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".   \n\nI said,
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1.) Its was ok\n\n2.) I thought this one was pretty cute and funny, made me giggle a little\n\n3.) *YAWN*\n\nHope this helps you know what I think:)
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1 - yes, even just for asking makes you cute\n\n2 - i bet your a sexy bi tch\n\n3 - but your a very nice and gentle person\n\n4 - oh, ive been told i am...... from lots of girls....\n\n5 - i'm not sure what your suggesting my Mum is..... but i'd bet your not too far wrong.... lol
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why is it a person who goes to macdonalds will order a big mac and large fries and a diet coke to match?   wierd huh???\n\nhow do the keep off the grass signs get there???\n\n\ndo baldy men use shampoo????\n\n\nwhat is the speed of dark????\n\n\n\nif swimming is so good for you why are whales so fat?????
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1. Does it hurt the first time you have sex? If so, how bad? 1. Ask Your Parents!\n 2. Does it hurt to give birth(dumb question), but how bad? 2.Worse than breaking a bone!!!\n 3. Is it worth having kids? 3.YEA!\n 4. What age do you think is appropiate for a child to have a cellphone. 4.13\n 5. What should you do when your dog don't like your kitten, what should I do to help them get along. 5.Pet training Classes\n 6. Is it unhealthy to have my hormones going crazy all the time, should I get hormone pills or something? 6. Ask your Doctor!\n 7. Is there an easier way to pluck your eyebrows, other than using the tweezers, and wax?! 7.Shave them.
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ammm busy here giving your Indian guy to bath, \nIndian guy:  whooooooooose! Saucy dnt splash too much cold water "chill"\nSaucy: Behave! i shampoo your stingky hair.... eeeyh! wat r u doin? stop it!\nIndian guy: *hunger* (shampoo saucy's hair with his tongue)\n@ )( @
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#1. Got that low self-esteem thing going on?\n#2.  A real-life bully-nice.\n#3.  Finish and move on.\n#4.  That was a waste of breath.\n#5.  Feel special now?\n#6.  That was low....great job.\n#7.  Such a low person-- why? \n#8.  This......makes you happy.\n#9.  You are clearly a waste of time.\n#10. You are very skilled at being disgusting.\n#11. That'a right genius---we are different.\n#12.  Only words.\n#13.  Were you born to do this?\n#14.  Ouch!  that was heartless.\n#15.   Strike me pink. \n#16.   New talent.  \n#17.   You are  so full of yourself, you are pratically      \n          choking.\n#18.   Tell me how did you find America?
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1. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? \n2. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. \n3. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. \n4. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head\nI5. s your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell
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1) UK\n2) Yes\n3) Don't know\n4) No\n5) Yes
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"Random Non-sensical Stuff"\n\nYes, this is what I need! I need a category where I can ask if it snows in Honduras will the spotted meal worm be able to approach puberty in time. \n\nOr......these three which will now and forever remain near and dear to my heart:\n\nIf you were a freshly harvested eggplant would you feel guilty that most of your nutrition was erased by the fact you were breaded and deep fried and turned into eggplant parm?\n\nDo erasers silently scream when you traumatically scrape their head across the paper leaving behind tiny bits of their scalps?\n\nIf you were born with more than the normal number of toes would you hide your malady in shame or would you try to exploit it on the sideshow circuit?\n\n\n\nI shall now campaign for "Random Non-sensical Stuff!"