A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know.  She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.\n\nA few days later she killed her sister.\n\nQuestion:  What is her motive for killing her sister?\n\n(ill give ya the answer later on today)
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To meet the guy again, (Yes this makes me psycho)
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no one knows for sure if she did, and all the people that were involved are long since dead. so the chances of ever knowing for sure are pretty minimal. i always thought her sister may have had something to do with it. there have been female killers all throughout history so its not really that uncommon of a situation, just for the time period and the fact that it was an Axe that was used. people of that time just didn't want to believe that a poor, innocent woman could be capable of such an atrocity.
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"Im not againts [sic] hitting people that are gay..." \n\nYeah, we get that.\n\n"But I gave him two warnings to stop, and its not like I could go anywhere since I was stuck in the car. Was I wrong to deck him for not stopping?" \n\nWould you have hit this person if it were a woman? Or would you have found a less violent way of affirming your personal space? Somewhere, you got the idea that it's acceptable to resolve your disagreements through physical violence. Big man you are.\n\n"Do you think that he was trying to hit on me?" \n\nI don't know. Maybe he just has extremely poor boundaries. People who can't keep their hands to themselves are obnoxious.\n\n"What would you have done in that situation?"\n\nI would have removed his hand and I would have given him a piece of my mind from the start. I also would have stopped making out with the girl because, not only did watching you feel her up seem to encourage him to feel you up, it's also rather gauche to make out in mixed company.
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Once there was this kid who got lost in a Fun-N- Fair, the cop tried to ask him if he know where he stays or anything that would help them to trace his parents.. but the kid only kept on saying.. My Mom is the most beautiful women in this world... Helpless cop spread the word around..about this kid who they have found and he claims that his mom is the most beautiful women in this world...hearing this lots of women came to claim the kid.. every time the kid refused.. said my mom is more beautiful then u, ur not my Mom... and after 4 days... there come this black fat lady to claim the Kid is hers... looking at her the kid smiles and jumps into her arms and says to the cops, thats my Mom, isnt she the most beautiful women in the world... Now do u have the answer to your question??? every women is beautiful in her own way and its unair to judge.. or subjective should i Say.\nJust like to add "My Mom is the most beautiful women in this world"
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HAHA - you got the whole question wrong. If he knew the lady's sister, he did not have to kill her, just ask her for the lady's number.\n\nIt does give me an idea about what you could be. Definately not very smart.\n\nJust to help you out, here's the correct question.\nA lady attends her aunts funeral. There she meets a charming man and really takes a liking for him. But she does not get an oppotunity to speak to him or take his number.\nA few days after the funeral, this lady kills her own sister. WHY?\n\nThink before scrolling down to the answer.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCome on think a bit here.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWell the answer is simple.\nShe knew the Guy attended her aunts funeral So the guy is some distant relation/acquaintance. She kills her own sister, hoping to meet the guy again at the sisters funeral and ask him out.\n\nAnd most serial killers are able to guess the answer to this riddle. Thats how these killers mind works.
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Why does everyone think Guido is a dude? Im offended!...Anyway, SHE is so spunky because foolery just brings that out in her. Can't really explain it, he just does something for her! She wonders who he really is..hmmmmm
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Widow woman\n\nJack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.\nAfter driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.\n"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."\n"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.\nCome morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.\nBut about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.\nIt took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.\nHe dropped in on his friend Bob, and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"\n"Yes, I do." said Bob\n"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"\n"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."\n"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"\nBob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did...why do you ask?"\n"She just died and left me everything."\nBet you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)\n\n\nMy wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we both are in bed.\nI turned to her and asked,  "Would you like to make love?"\n"No.!!" She answered.\nI then asked, "Is that your final answer?"\n"Yes." She replied.\nThen I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."\n                 *\n                 *\n                 *\n                 *\n                 *\nThat's the last thing I remember.\n \nI get the stitches removed next Tuesday!\n\n\nhere's one more!!!\n \nHung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey boss, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."  \nThe boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow,  I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and  ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."\nTwo hours later Hung  Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great.  I be at work soon......... You got nice house."\n;~)
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NOTHING\n\nA man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: \nThe Wife said she was sleeping. \nThe Cook was cooking breakfast. \nThe Gardener was picking vegetables. \nThe Maid was getting the mail. \nThe Butler was cleaning the closet. \n\nThe police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?\n\n\nANSWER: the maid...the mail doens't come on Sunday
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A different ending, after saving the beautiful woman:\n\nAll of them were staring at the sunset and again the guy felt that urge again... He stared at the woman, drew his mouth closer to her ears and said "would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" \n\nThat way your readers will think that he is going for the woman, but instead he is still interested in Ms. Piggy. :P\n\nIs it okay?
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HERES A CUTE ONE:\n\nMrs. Gonzalez comes to visit her son Jose for dinner. Jose lives with a\nfemale roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but\nnotice how pretty Jose's roommate is. She had long been suspicious of the\nrelationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the\ncourse of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to\nwonder if there was more between her son, Jose and his roommate than meets\nthe eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Jose volunteered, "I know what you\nmust be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."\n\nAbout a week later, Maria comes to Jose saying, "Ever since your mother\ncame to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't\nsuppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just\nto be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:\n\nDear Mama,\n\nI'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not\nsaying that you didn't take it.\n\nBut the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for\ndinner.\n\nLove, Jose\n\nSeveral days later, Jose receives an email response from his Mama:\n\nMijo,\n\nI'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you\n'do not' sleep with her.\n\nBut the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would\nhave found the sugar bowl by now.\n\nLove, Mama
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Girl! I am going to tell you the truth because I am worried and I don't want anything to happen to you. You are a weak women because you let this man hurt you. Yeah, he doesn't do now but he will. I know because my aunt went through the same thing. She told my uncle who she loves more than anything to stay out of it. One day my aunt husband was waiting at my grandma's door because my aunt wanted to see her mom. My mom was there too and she knew that her sister might not come back because he was mad for some reason. My grandaddy had a knife but my grandma told him to put it down. that was when my uncle went outside and he punch my aunts husband in the face. Then he got on top of him and was choking him to near death screaming "You made my sister hate me!" Then my grandma came up behind my uncle and took a broom and knocked him off of my aunt's husband. Then she told my aunt's husband to run and don't look back because my uncle would have killed him. The police had arrested my aunt's husband and we never saw or heard from him again. This is something you don't want to go through but it will happen if you stay with this man. This story is not to scare you but it has a message. This is a true story and I hope you don't go through what my aunt had to go through.
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There is this guy named Michael, 23 years old, who was with my little sister as she overdosed on heroin.   He robbed her as she lay dying and then took off and lied about the whole thing to the police.   There were 10 other people in the apartment also who did nothing but Michael sold her the heroin and he robbed her as she was passed out and turning blue.   She was 18, beautiful, went to school and worked and she was a true artist.   Miss her so much.   I know she has responsibility in her death but I absolutely hate him for his part.   I would call him and pretend I want to buy some dope from him and arrange to meet him.   Then I would show up with two big guys and throw him in the trunk of the car.   Drive to a isolated destination and torture him a couple of hours.   I would burn him with cigarettes and cut him with a good quality knife and force him to drink bleach.   I would start to choke him.  As he lay dying I would show him pictures of my sister and let him know he is own his way to his death as I sip on a glass of champagne.   Too bad it is just a fantasy that I have.
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Hey sis, if you need to talk, I"m here for you. I married a brother who had been married to a sister who cheated on him. If you want to talk to him about it or ask him questions about it, I don't have a problem . Drop me a line, eh? I can understand how hard it is on the 'survivor' , It has been almost 7 years since we got married and there are still trust issues. But I know that eventually he will heal and  I am patiently waiting for that time. Meanwhile, we have a great marriage. Yeah, drop me a line and let's talk.\n( Bap'd 3-10-1990)
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First, it sounds like Maria doesn't have a lot of pride in herself.\n\nIs Jose and Maria married, or just shacking?  If they were just shacking, then Maria isn't dating HER nephew.\n\nThis story sounds like something out of a "True Romance" novel. Under the past circumstances, with Jose being a "loser" all the way, and the nephew being such a nice guy, I would tell Maria to dump Jose and marry the nephew OR just bail out from all the sad sack story and start a new life.  I am constantly appalled as to the fixes people get their selves into.\n\nFor her, I wish her the best of luck.   Pops
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Ok: Rose told Bernard that the faith healer didnt heal her in Australia but once she got to the island she was healed. Bernard had been trying to build a giant sos sign and couldnt understand why Rose was so unsupportive. Once he realized that she couldnt leave the island because the cancer would come back he told her that they would stay on the island together. They also did a flashback of how they met and how he proposed.\n\nJack decided to go to the 'line' and tell the Others that he wanted to trade Henry for Walt. Henry said the Others would never return Walt. The cop chick said he shouldnt go alone and also gave Jack her gun. Jack went to Kate who was with Sawyer and invited her to come. Sawyer thought jack was going to ask him to go because he wanted a gun. Jack said no he had a gun and wanted kate not sawyer. sawyer was a bit pissed. so off went jack and kate into the jungle.\n\nwhile in the jungle kate saw a doll and went to pick it up while jack was shouting not to. jack ran to 'save' her, as she picked up the doll they both got caught in a net trap in the tress. lots of bumping and grinding and sexual tension ensued...kate tried to shot the rope to free them and missed (Jack: Well at least they know where we are now.) Jack then managed to hit the rope and they fell to the ground (Insert heaving breaths while on top of each other here lol) They head off to the clearing...\n\nBernard while trying to make the sign saw charlie and the black guy clearing a spot and gathering logs. bernard asked for their help and they said they were busy which ticked him off and he said if you arent going to help cant i have the logs and they said no they needed them. when he asked for what they said they were building a church. Bernard's response..."I liked it when you walked around not saying anything hitting people with your big stick" Charlie: "I like you  just the way you are."\nHurley turned down food..still on his diet.\nMeanwhile in the hatch: Locke is still working on his map of the other hatches...he is pissed because he doesnt know if Henry hit the button or not. Because of no gun (it is with jack and kate) cop girl wont let locke open the door...so he goes and bangs on the door demanding to know if he hit the button or not..from behind the door the long silent and not eating henry gives an evil little grin. locke goes to the beach to "Stretch my legs." and ends up sitting with Rose for a bit, touchy feelie words ensue and locke is his twistedly happy self again and seems to be okay with the whole did he or didnt he hit the button thing and sets back to work on the hatch map again...\n\nmeanwhile in the jungle...\nthey are heading to the clearing and jack asks about something kate said while they were in the trap, that is wasnt good enough to be an Others trap and how did she know, it was then that she told jack about the other hatch, costumes etc..jack asked why she hadnt told him and when she planned to her reply "When you let me join the club again". She also said she was sorry for kissing him. \n\nThey get to the clearing and jack is jumping around screaming here i am i know you can hear me blah blah. kate then asks while they are sitting there in the dark around the fire how long he was going to stay there and he said as long as it takes...then they see a torch and crashing around in the jungle...out of the jungle comes Michale..looking pretty poorly i might add...\n\nshow ends with everyone having their sweet touchy feely moments (example...hurley and libby doing hand shadows by the fire...jin and sun touching each other up...claire being the good mommy.)\n\nBUT IT SUCKED NO SAYID
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The One Where The Stripper Cries\n\n\nEpisode 10.11\n\nRoss: It matters to me!\nChandler: Why?\nRoss: Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time!\nChandler: You kissed her that night, too?\nMonica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.\nChandler: Seriously, where did this happen?\nRoss: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, but it was so dark I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now... now I find out that you kissed her first!\nChandler: Uh, wait, what bed did you say she was on?\nRoss: Mine.\nChandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.\nRoss: No, she was definately on my bed.\nChandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?\nRoss: Well, then who was on my bed?\nMonica (horrified): Oh! Oh! Oh!\nRoss (realizing): No! No! No!\nMonica: Yes!\nRoss: You were under the pile of coats?\nMonica: I was the pile of coats! You were my midnight mystery kisser?\nRoss: You were my first kiss with Rachel?\nMonica: You were my first kiss ever?\nChandler: What did I marry into?
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Worry.\n\nWhat type of respect is she expecting for herself with a picture like that posted in the first place. She obviously thought about whether or not she wanted it posted and decided to do it. She is advertising herself to perfect strangers for whatever reason she came up with for doing it.\n\nI am sure she had a good explanation for it, did she not?\n\nShe is also showing no respect for you, her husband.\n\nThink about it.