with only pocycle sticks pantyhoes straws string glue
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Glue the sticks together in like a 3-d shape but the egg in.  cover in pantyhoes.  make another larger much larger 3-d shape tie the string at the points and then to the points of the smaller which is inside larger.  then cover larger in pantyhose.  good luck
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poney tail, brades,pig tails?
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you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
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Put a whore train link up
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NO, No, No, my friend. They  did away with the 'wife leash' years ago, where have you been? That went out with the hula hoop. Check out the J.C. Penny catalog, there is a new item called the \n'velcro vise.' This thing is awesome, you wrap it around your waist (yes they have x-large) and attach it to your mates waist. \n\nThe 'velcro vise,' will make you appear as a loving couple who \ncannot stand to leave each others side. It is rather complicated \nto remove, so that the little woman can't try and get out of your love grip. Sells for $129.99, but well worth every penny.
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a balloon filled with petrol next to some wire wool....that should do it
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sand paper. only if your head is made of wood.
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Lady Speed Stick Invisible Dry
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Edible and crotchless panties.
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imploding diapers that orbserve the smell of a baby's poo
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method one - Hot Glue\nmethod two - Crazy Glue
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May be she uses sticks instead of toilet paper.
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Silly String is always fun and gift bags for the guests.\n\nEdit:  Waterless hand sanitizer for all those sticky little hands full of pony hair.
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Put chocolate on the socks in question
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some edible underwear, or a g-string with an arrow pointing and the words "lick here" embroided
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Take some elastic, tape it to a few layers of kleenexes
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How about a caterpillar? Check the crafts dept. at Wal-mart. Use stryo balls for the body, just glue five or six together in a line,  which you'll need to paint of course, add pipe cleaners for legs, just use wire cutters to cut them in thirds and just stick them in and bend them down, then use the stick-on googley eyes that they sell, and add a colored piece of paper cut for the mouth, and two toothpicks painted black and stuck in his head for antenna. Easy, and uses 5 materials