Anybody know any good "Yo Mama" jokes?\n\n\n(http://www.daylon.com/yomama  <-- those are the ones I have)
135530
I'd say I don't have to know any. I can look through the "Jokes and Riddles" section and find at least 50-100.
441432
It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
425366
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
583402
oh they're all funny..but i think the best is\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says...'to be continued'...
515871
Very funny. I actually got that one!!! I am a blonde and i have heard alot of jokes, but this is a new one. I thought it was prrty funny. Thanks--- i needed a laugh today!
556580
nice one. ha ha ha ha ha ..................................\nhere are mine\nA young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.\n\nTwo hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".\n\n"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.\n\nShe confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
517572
Oh Mummy! Make me stop laughing! It has been at least two minutes and I can't stop laughing. \nI can see the two old people going all over the place now.....\nDamn, I can't stop laughing, and Oh Damn, hit the post it button.
203690
What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Here you go baby, can I have my points now??? \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." \n\nYo momma so stupid she stole free bread. \n\nYo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. \n\nYo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. \n\nYo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. \n\nYo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" \n\nYo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. \n\nYo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." \n\nYo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \n\nYo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. \n\nYo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." \n\nYo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. \n\nYo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. \n\nYo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. \n\nYo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. \n\nYo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . \n\nYo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
121763
Yeah that is pretty lame! Try some Joke websites. Personally I like Yo momma jokes. No, not b/c I'm ghetto, but b/c they're funny! Anyway, any jokes I could tell you would probably offend SOMEONE out there! (Even the sex jokes.) But if I think of a good clean one, I'll edit it in later.
531303
yo momma so stupid she didnt find a book in the library\n\nyo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight
161925
if i made u laugh, would u please give me ten points???\nbecoz i never had 10 pts. in my life ever!!!\npromiz...\n\nseller: can i help u sir?\nman: my wife needs bra but i dont know the size.\nseller: touch my breast sir and try to estimate.\nman: oh, i 4got she needs underwear too!!!\nhahaha....
423310
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
299539
Ask yo mama !!! lol !!!
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Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes \nYo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends \nYo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon \nYo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read \nYo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind \nYo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! \nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \nYo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! \nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! \nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \nYo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! \nYo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. \nYo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. \nYo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" \nYo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. \nYo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." \nYo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. \nYo momma so stupid she stole free bread. \nYo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. \nYo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. \nYo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. \nYo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. \nYo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. \nYo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." \nYo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \nYo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! \nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl \nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \nYo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! \nYo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! \nYo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. \nYo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. \nYo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. \nYo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. \nYo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. \nYo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. \nYo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." \nYo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. \nYo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. \nYo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
174524
Yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.\n\nYo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
278883
That´s really funny (or "fanny")\n\nROFL!!!!\n\nI will forward this joke to my friends!!