two gay guys walk in 2 a bar with a milk in 1 guys hand  and  a mello yellow in the other guys hand?
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the lesbian couple.... they get their lickity split... \nwhile the gays are still packing their....crap..\n\nHah hah.. \nnow... \nhow about a real physics question.
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A Pub Buddy smile!!!!
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LOL THAT WAS FUNNY MY BRO WALKED IN WRITE WHEN IT SAID THE GAY PART 5 STARS VERY FUNNY\n\n\nps. go to this site its not one of those scarey things just prees the button http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf
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How to tell if you're gay: \n1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. \n\n\n\n2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming gay. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your butt over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. \n\n\n\n3. If you suck on lolipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably gay. \n\n\n\n4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.\n\n\n5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffe is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A vagina-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetner tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. \n\n\n\n6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your bung. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreusse or you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious! \n\n\n\n7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow driver or to cut the dude off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the bi-atch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone. \n\n\n\n8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
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I thought it was very funny.  I'm not a gay man (or a gay woman) but I assumed the joke was that Red Lobster is a middle-America chain restaurant that unsophisticated people  go to when they have a night out.  Come to think of it, I know some straight people that would also find the idea of ever setting foot inside a Red Lobster howlingly funny.
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3 dukes graduates walk into a bar......and start raping people lol oooo man that deserves 10 points
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If a Guy walks into a bar he would say "ouch".\n\nIf a Guy goes into a bar he says "Did I leave my woman in here last night?  'Cause I woke up with a dog!!!\n\n(HA HA)
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Two male symbols next to each other are enough to signify a gay relationship. The other could be the ex!!
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Mcdonalds, or a titty bar
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giv it 2 sum 1 up the arse if he enjoys it he is gay
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I`ve no idea-- but one time these two guys were out in the lake in a boat, fishing, when one of them finds a corked bottle floating. He grabs it and pulls out the cork and VOILA!!!! a very grateful genie materializes. "I grant you one wish" said the genie. Without hesitation, the man says, "turn this lake into beer." POOF!! The fishermen find themselves on a foaming lake of cold beer. The other guy, glared at his buddy and said, "GREAT-NOW WE GOTTA PISS IN MY NEW BOAT!!!!"
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If you ever milk a rat let me know,LORL!!!!!!!!! Some men drink womens milk,like big babies.
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Stick them in a room together and see who gets the other bent over first, he's the gayer of the two.
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Your not gay\nwhat with people being gay\nAdam and Eve not Adam and Steve\nin this case Adam and Eve not Pam and Eve
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Its hot especially if they are tom boys... that sounded gay huh.... sorry.
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?