when they come knocking at the front... you go running out the back.\n\nwho's there?
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The guy from the electric company.   I didn't answer.  then my power went off.  I guess I should have answered...
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Demons, yeah they exist and they love to come when you call.\nIf your dumb enough to call them that is.
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don't answer the door , when you get your cash , ring em tell em you been away and ask em to come round and collect!
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Did you just fly in from stupid town?  Why do you think they got so pissy!  I mean think about it.. If some one was banging on your house over and over again, or you for that matter, don't you think you would get pissy to?  I woudln't advise doing that anymore, it might get you killed one day.
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How many times has a female asked me, "Why do they always run right into the pile?"??????\n\nI rest my case.
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in the front....there is no entering through the exit.
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They are used to getting their way
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Answer: "Well, the get a f***ing one down here, b****, cuz it is an emergency"
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You run to the nearest hotline and call me. I will swoop down and drag his butt out of the car and get to the bottom of the situation.\nNo task is to small for the mighty "JustHonest"
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some dig holes, have a trap door, waith until prey comes along, and the grabs them...\n\nothers hunt by going out..
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INS iniate the raid and usually have ploice for support.  People tend to run but the exits are always covered.  For more information on this.  Contact the local PD and talk to public relations they're more than happy to tell you anything you like,
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You are knocking the doors of law. Do you know that?\n\n-k-
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Knock Knock?\nWho is there?\nCow.\nCow who?\nCow dont go HOO(who) cow go MOO,silly!!
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well... u say u get them when u are running... try not running
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I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
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When a Stranger Calls.\n\n"The call is coming from inside the house!"
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No easy way out, just run for the hills, NOW.  lol