Not the super fake kind but the make me better than before the kids fake!
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Depending on what they look like to begin with. If they're really flat or saggy, they DO need work.\nI'm in NYC, where the doctors can give you HEAVEN of implants for good 10 grand. They feel softer than the natural ones, they look absolutely stunning, there are no scars, no major pain, you end up looking like Angelina and still deny that you had a boob job,lol.\nAs an owner of the best pair of titties in USA (at least that's what everybody says, I'm not stuck up) I can tell you- FAKE all the way. Just make sure you're doing it for the right reasons and that you really need them. And make sure you come to NYC, for a Park Ave doctor. Anything that costs less than 10 grand will not look perfect. I would post the pics of my boobs, but I don't know whether it's allowed on here and how exactly to do it.\nReal breasts were better 20 years ago, when breast implants weren't as advanced and soft as they are now. Also, back then the doctors were leaving this 1-2 inch space in between them, making them look so fake. It's all changed now, and just like with everything else- you get what you pay for.\n\nEDIT: Looking at the answer of "Sexyalixoxo"- the fake ones these days jiggle just like the real ones. God, where do you people live??? Not to be mean, but it seems like so many of you have no clue how advanced and safe breast implants are these days.
140968
That was so funny. My kids cracked up.  Now I am worried that they will try, but thanks I needed a good laugh today.
511718
These were funnier when my 5year old told me them
486506
I am usally sincere when I smile and wish you a Happy Holidays! I work at the Disney Store and I love what I do. The only time my smile is fake is when the customer is rude to me and it is all I can do to pretend to be the one at fault and wish them a good day. Overall it is a real smile. 99% of the time.
431306
No, I fake it... much like my Orgasms...
92566
just show them the real you....
159514
if done properly they look great BUT are still fake....\n\nbehind closed doors and sometimes it the open people do tend to frown upon fakeness be it whatever....\n\ngrow some real hair, and look even better :D
227416
you hit the nail on this one. Both are fake!!
649467
haha,That was a good prank!!I think finding a good sence of humor after this,I guess it makes a cool person,lol!
636852
LOL I hope you're joking. If you're not they were probably just jealous cuz your money making face is (well, was) better looking than theirs.
451770
hehehe so true. Welll now we are cloned and impersonated so add that to your list LOL
621710
hmm tuffy,\nto be honest I think I actually was smarter than my parents on  a lot of things I did a whole lot more then they think I did and never did get caught....UNTIL I got in the real world, after a few tickets and a couple of girlfriends thought I was a total JERK (which I admit I was) I learned real quick about being arrogant or otherwise. I let my kids watch a lot, but they know the REAL reality is at home,\nGood Luck and God Bless
139624
Yeah, a lot of it is fake. Like on Survivor when they're doing that confession thing and they're all wearing makeup and their hair is all neat.
437776
girl they are so fake i could agree with that but you shouldn't care if they talk to you or about you cuz they are only making you the senter of there world. so just let them ho3s talk. k well take care and smile
102590
i watch a tv program where they assured it was fake, but the video its pretty cool anyway
44237
Better than some of my poems, and I used to think I was pretty good. I like your style better though.
70985
Pretend your'e eating something really nice!