...........what's the joke to get to this punch line.\n( bag of sweeeeeeeeeeeeets for the lucky winner )
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A man sat at the kitchen table and said to his wife, “You’re lucky that you have the most wonderful man.  I’ll do anything for you.  I’ll give you roses, quit work for you, or get a second job.  I’ll buy you anything you want…  I just can’t help but say yes to anything you ask of me.”\nThe wife looks at him from the sink, “So are you going to help me wash dishes?"\n\n... so then he said, "No. I'm just watching!"\n\n=^_^=
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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Paddy wins the Lottery but Camelot tell him, "We're running low on funds. Can we give you 3 million this week and 3 million next week?"\n\nPaddy says, "If yer gonna mess me about I'll have me pound back"
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thats funny, great joke!!!\nit made me laugh!!!
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old joke.\n\ncat suit
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HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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:o\nis this a tricky joke?lmao->
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&#92;(^∇^)/ OK, I laughed! (*^o^*)\nCUTE joke!\n...and now I'm a little hungry!(^O^)/
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LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
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That was thee FUNNIEST JOKE I have seen in a very long time!And like BatFink.......I too found myself singing along!  If you would have had this in my "10 points for funniest joke" question,  you would have gotten it.......Hands down! LOL
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THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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its a long blonde joke..\n\ntwo brunettes and a blonde are running from three cops. they gain to about a mile ahead & the only thing in site is an abandoned barn. the first brunette says lets hide here, theres no where else to go. so all three of them go in there. there is nothing in the barn but some old burlap sacks & the brunette goes, lets hide in here.\n\nsoon after the cops come into the abandoned barn to find nothing but burlap sacs. the first cop goes, there is nothing in here but burlap sacks, i don't think they are in here. so as he exits he kicks the first burlap sack & the first brunette goes "meow" the cop says, see its only a cat.\n\nthe second cop says, yeah your right they arent in here. so he kicks the second burlap sack & the second brunette goes "ruff" & the cop goes, nothing but a dog.\n\nthe third cop says what in here? and he sees the third burlap sack moving around. he uses his flashlight to see inside of it & he kicks it, and hears the blonde yell " POTATOES!"
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........