I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry\nI make guys have to pee \nand girls comb their hair\nI make celebraties look stupid \nand normal people look like celebraties\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champagne bubble\nIf you squeeze me, I'll pop, \nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\n\nCan you guess the riddle??\n\n97% of Harvard graduates couldn't figure it out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure it out in 6 minutes or less.
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The Answer is Time... I got this from problem_solver\n\nThe time has come, \nwinter is here\nand those yellow bears disappear.\n\nThe time has past\nas man looks back with a sigh\nand a tear in his eye.\n\nAs time is held\nboys cross their legs\nbut of course the toilet begs\n\nAs time marches on\nGirls loose their blush\nand swap a comb for their brush\n\nAs time passes\nFor those held high\ntheir end is nigh\n\nAs time catches up\nEveryone is equal\nwhen we get to the final sequel\n\nAs time turns\nWithout it we have flour and water\nWith it we have breakfast for my daughter\n\nAs time revolves\nHow does one turn water and wine\ninto something so fine\n\nAs time runs out\nThe more in a minute you try and squeeze\nthe less you can do with ease.\n\nAs time ticks\nAll the time that has past\nman cannot comprehend something so vast.
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very funny\nwhat about sneezing elephant \nor penguin having cold
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This joke/riddle is so old. The bear is white cause you are at the North pole.
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I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN LAST NIGHT TRYING TO SOLVE THIS ..... PUZZLE. THAT CRAZY 15 JUST WON'T BUDGE. I JUST COULDN'T FIND A WAY TO GET HIM IN THE RIGHT SPOT. \nsorry. and i did it on paper, too. try that for a change (desperate). i really like puzzles, but this one..... drove me crazy :((((((
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hehe... its an egg!\n(and i am the theif XD)\n\nI dunno, i just see the words white and gold and i just think an egg. thats just me. o_O\n\ngood riddle!
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Ok Jesse W, this is not really trivia. But try it on your friends.\n\nAsk them to think of a number between one & ten.\nThen multiply their number by nine.\nWhatever number they now have. They must add the digits together. Example > 27 > 2+7= 9.\nNow they must subtract five from the number they now have.\nWhatever number they have now. They should take the letter of the alphabet that equals that number. A = one  > B = two and so on.\nNow ask them to think of a country that begins with their letter.\nAsk them to take the second letter of their choosen country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter.\n\nBefore you start all this. Write down on a piece of paper the words > DENMARK and ELEPHANT.\n\nTell your friends to keep their numbers and letters a secret from you until the end.\nThen ask them what their choosen country was. And what their choosen animal was.\nThey WILL have choosen Denmark and Elephant.\nTry this on yourself before hand. It ALWAYS turns out the same.\n\nRESULT: Your friends will think you are very clever!
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The correct answer is "NO"\n(That's why kindergarten students can answer it.)\nThe last line of the riddle should read, "Can you guess the correct answer?"
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I won 10 points!\n\nThis is pretty easy. Try to stump me with harder ones.
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I know these riddles\nCABBAGE\nHEARSE
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This is an old riddle that's been messed up. The answer to the original riddle is "language", but the way that it's been told has been screwed up. \n\n"There are three words in the English language." is how it should start. Then the "gry" comes into play as a 'red herring' to throw you off. Everyone uses language everyday, and it's the third word in "the English language".\n\nHope this helps.
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Once upon a time a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" And the guy said "NO!" the girl lived happily ever after and she went shopping and dancing and never had to cook, never had a dirty house and she never had a headache. \nTHE END\nNote to self:\n1)Girl talked to guy. 2)Girl asked guy a question. 3)Guy answered. 4)Girl lives her life happily. 5)Girl goes shopping. 6)Girl goes dancing. 7)Girl never has to cook. \n8)Girl never has a dirty house. 9)Girl NEVER has a headache. 10)I'm a single girl.
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.\n\nThe florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is--it's some flowers!"\n\n"That's right!" Shouted the little boy.\n\nThen the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.\n\nShe held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is--it's a box of candy!"\n\n"That's right!" Shouted the little girl.\n\nThe next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" She asked.\n\n"No," the boy answered.\n\nThe teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" She asked.\n\n"No," the boy answered.\n\nFinally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"\n\nThe boy replied, "A puppy!"
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What do you put in a barrell that u CAN see, thatll make it lighter?\n\nA Hole\n\n                   -or-\n\nYour lost in the woods, and you come to a fork in the road. Each path has a brother standing in the way. One Brother tells the truth and will lead you out, the other brother lies and will only lead you deeper int he forest.\nOne can ask only 1 question....\nWhich brother tells the truth?\n\nAnswer: Kick one of the brothers in the balls, and ask him "Do your balls hurt?" if he says "No." thats the brother that lies.    \n(LOL! i love that 1...i thot of that answer in class one day!)
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Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
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Look at the last line... The answer is simply "no".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.
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The answer is simply "no".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.  I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".  \n\nHer boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"\n\nThe blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."\n\nHer boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.\n\nHe studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.  Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then  put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."