Any of you geniuses out there afraid of harmless, friendly clowns like myself??
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oh dark clown you are such a sweetie. you look so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love ya dark clown and i am not afraid of you
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Kinda how like I get all the stupid ones???\nThe ones that "dont hear' me, "forget to do what I asked" "dont rememeber to fix the...but can remember sex shit" I always seem to get the lazy ass ones, IM SICK TO DEATH OF IT!!!\nI WILL WHIP YOU INTO MY DREAM MAN!!! maybe Im kidding?
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Hi, Jen....wow...I have experienced simliar scenario......the drup thing with strange family members reason enough to say...no thanks.....I really dislike the idea of being around that type of crowd....not wishing to be snobby.....but...I am with you 100%....James
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That's life.  It's good that you don't participate in the slander, though.  Mental stress is all a part of work.  The best thing to do, is to do your job and ignore the clowns.
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Dude, yes. I'm tha fu*king freak-ness monster. I was born (illegitimate) at freaknik back in tha day. I have @nal sex with chicks in my Darth Vader voice-changer helmet, and make them lick yon royal meat sceptre clean when I'm finished. I yell at passing pedestrians behind the sound-proof glass of my car windows and pretend not only that they can hear me, but also that they make wise-@ss responses, which infuriates me and causes me to rant further, getting into imaginary shouting matches with them while I cut off or aggressively tailgate other motorists. I dance alone to no music at the laundrymat while I wait for someone else's clothes to dry, which I then pull out of the dryer and, feigning bewilderment, tell everyone around "These aren't mine!" at which point I throw the clothes all on the floor and run out of the place as fast as I can screaming "Oh my God - THE BABY!" I compulsively steal my friends' movie rental cards and when I go in and it shows they have a late fee, I argue as rudely and loudly as I can with the manager, claiming that I never rented such-and-such, and then, when the fever is pitched as high as its going to get I calmly pull out MY card with my license, tell him "Use this one then," and don't say another word until after I've been rung up. I send myself hate email to my Yahoo account from my MSN account, all of which gets forwarded to my Gmail account. I could go on, but its time for my weekly Foreskin Anonymous meeting and I just can't miss it.
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Naw, they are scared of me.  Afraid I'll turn them into a cute, snuggly bunny!
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Hey how are you? the  new guy shouted. "Holy cow", the clown replied. I blew up the town as I flew over in my fighter plane and as I went down my payload exploded, you should have saw it the mushroom cloud just grew. Now I am afraid in case what is to follow, the start of a nuclear winter, in April, I may move down under to escape.\n\nall in order I must add
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Guess wat?!! I had da most scariest costume on for Halloween. A Paris Hilton costume. Sounds scary, doesn't it?!! Got the whole community running when they saw me. Ah, ah!! \nWat abt u?
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On the contrary you are a very nice sensitive person. Fearing confrontation is not a bad thing, but be sure not to clam up when people are being nice to you.
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If this is the case then who ever controls my life has a nasty sense of humour !!!!!
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im scared of mayonaise its not funny but it just freaks me out to be around it!
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yes i do. I can be really whacky and corny at times....but ppl seem to love it...so keep it going man!
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Ha! Ha! Ha! That's funny as H*ll! I am sorry, i am laughing WITH you not AT you! This kind of thing used to happen to me too. Dude at some point you are making eye contact with these weirdos even if you don't think you are. Once eye contact is made they approach like the frinkin plague. Try looking at the ground next time! Ha! (And i thought it was just me!) Ha!
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one harmless senior prank involved me and an accomplice.\nwe used up 1 dozen shaving cream cans in one dude's locker...when he..opened the door..POW! foamyman was born!\nahh..we never had a food fight..sure would of enjoyed one..oh well
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dont worry about it that much.some people exaggerate this kind of things.you are not the only one who scares.there are so many people like u.bealive me.there is nothing to be scared.be yourself.
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You could try to emulate Worf :)\n\nReally, though, true laughter is healthy and socially acceptable/attractive generally!  If you laugh nervously, you could try working on your confidence.  If you laugh inappropriately, you might try thinking about something else... or overanalyzing the situation, the intents of the speakers, or something distracting like that!\n\nJust a thought -  Good luck!
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lol if i were invisible i wud go round and slap random peeps! or make my friends and family really paranoid by moving things round the house or go into a girls locker room and watch them undress lol i cud get away with ne thin i want a go pls let me!!!!!!!!!!