I haven't found mention of humor in the bible.
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Mommy Chaos,\nLooks like you got some choices here. The Bible was written and complied during a period of time when life was a whole lot rougher than it is now.  Maybe people back then didn't have time for humor.
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hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nthats funny for me not even believing in jesus god thingie.\nhahahahahahahahahaha!
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That portion of scripture doesn't say anything of that kind
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God never said that. There's no such thing as God. Someone wrote that while most likely high on weed and thought it would be a good laugh.. 'ha ha, that'll scare the crap out of them, fools' ... Unfortunately, he didn't realise at the time people would take the fairy story book so literally so the jokes actually on him.
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Check out my answers....most of them don't have those phrases and I am a Christian. I do use the Bible as a reference for some questions that I answer.
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Actually, you come very close!  I suggest an excellent book, "Idioms of the Bible", the author's name is beyond me for now.  It was created by  a Bible scholar who is very familiar with both modern and ancient Hebrew and Aramaic, and has done some wonderful research in various areas relating to the Bible and religion.
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hold on...let me check.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNope...I just looked at the 10 commandments and there wasn't one that said anything about it.
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The reality is, as you are so correctly noting, that anyone can take the bible and use it to back up or justify just about any opinion.  So simply quoting some text out of context is no way to settle anything.  It is a waste of time.\n\nBetter, consider the overall theme and purpose of the bible which is simple that people come closer to God by coming closer to people.  So the point is we are to be kind to one another and work at getting along.\n\nStay nice.  Stay happy.
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I love the wonderful reparti in the Sermon on the Mount in which Jesus says of people who do things in public that they already have their reward. Jesus had a wry sense of humour.\n\nIn the Book of Jonah, God's gentle dealing with Jonah after he was made to warn Nineveh - where Jonah decided to sulk under a plant, and God withered the plant, after which God gently chides Jonah telling him that he just saved a hundred thousand people... that betrays a unique and finely tuned sense of humour.
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LOL. You must be suffering from having a 'jaundiced eye' syndrome and prefer to extract only the things that you want out of the Bible.\n\nI suggest that you open your eyes a little bit more and you shall see what you've been missing all along. Learn from the parables if you can.\n\nPeace be with you...
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i dont know. Jesus used metaphors to teach. but.... i dont know. all i know is that as far as science is concerned the verdict isnt in.
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Since You're So Bitterly Against The BiBLE And You Feel That Strongly About It, Maybe You Should Check out "Satans Gospel"!....I'm Sure Satan's Gospel Will Suit Your Fancy and Leave The LORD'S BUSINESS ALONE!!!!
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There is no such statement made by  Jesus in the Bible .
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Your analogies (or are you aiming for similes?) are becoming amusing to me. That's sad b/c I am a Christian.
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I didn't bother reading it because I feel fairly certain that you're reading those verses out of context and without any understanding of either the author's intent or the underlying theological framwework of the ancient Israelites.\n\nUpdate: I have now read it and am entirely certain that you're reading those verses out of context and without any understanding of either the author's intent or the underlying theological framwework of the ancient Israelites.
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God has to have a sense of humor .  Just look at the ...
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A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.