Whats that all about and where do they sleep? In the same bed as the "new" hubby"? And where do they find these nuts.Saw one show with a religious fanatic that screeched and carried on like a total lunatic.
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I watch that.  They don't sleep in the same beds.  They sleep in the guest room, usually.  I saw that religious freak though.  She was the one who yelled, "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!" and "THESE PEOPLE ARE DARK-SIDED!"  My favorite was when she said, "GET THE %&*@ OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN JESUS' NAME I PRAY!"  There's a real Christian, using the F-word in the same sentence as Jesus.  Nice.
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Oh thank you! I didnt know about Paul and Jan but it is great to finally see some justice there.  Definetly tares. Oh I despise the way the majority of TBN uses God as novelty. And the way Benny Hinn ....BLASPHEMES..... Did you know that back in like the late 80s or early 90's he prophesied Jesus' return in the next few days? He also did a big thing where he told everyone that Jesus was going to appear before the rapture at some show he was doing in another country. And he did this as he was raising money. He tells people to give to his ministry to recieve their blessings for the year. A man that I know of went to one of his shows and said that Benny Hinn was requesting minimal dontations of 100 dollars. I am a sheep. Im not a very good one, but Christ washed my spots white as snow. I cant wait till he returns and takes me home. Bless you for your courage in asking this question. The truth must be told.\n\nThis stuff is not gossip. There is video/audio recorded proof of the false teachings of these people. WE are not to sit around while psuedo christians lure people away from Christ. \n\ncheck this out for evidence\n\nhttp://www.deceptioninthechurch.com/bhinn.html\n\nand for im3ngs: These people surely are leading people to something. There are many false christs out there. Lies do not bring you to salvation.
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NOT SURE. THEY DID IT ALOT IN HER DREAMS. BUT YOU KNOW IT WILL BE AUSTINS BABY. AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND HEALTHY AND SAMMIE WILL ONCE AGAIN BE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. THAT'S IF SHE DOESN'T CHANGE THE BLOOD TYPE'S AT THE HOSPITAL. AS FOR BELL AND SHAWN. YES THEY DID HAVE SEX. IN THAT CABIN WHEN THEY WERE BOTH DELIRIOUS. THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T REMEMBER. AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING. WAS BEGINNING TO THINK NO ONE OUT THERE WATCHES SOAPS ANYMORE. REALLY GETTING SICK OF ANSWERING IDOL QUESTIONS. NICE CHANGE OF PACE. YOU SHOULD GET 10 POINTS FOR THAT!  KEEP ASKING. I'LL KEEP ANSWERING. BEEN WATCHING DOOL SINCE 1970!
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I totally just watched it.. what was UP with that hotel scene!!??  \n\nWeird seminary hard ons.  RANDOM!!! \n\nADDICTED!!! YES!!! hahaha
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For those that haven't seen the show, they normally select couples who are total opposites and swap the spouses for a week, they always have separate bedrooms.\n\nAn example would be where a wife complains that her husband does nothing at all around the house, and so they swap him for one who does absolutely everything, leaving the poor wife who used to have everything done for her with a husband who does nothing.  The cameras follow the couples for a week.\n\nThe show isn't interested in 'perfect' couples, they are looking for a clash to make for compulsive viewing.\n\nI would never appear on a tv show like this.  TV ratings is no place to resolve relationship issues.
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LMAO.. I don't even care if I get reported for a non answer,, that's the funniest question I have seen all night!!!! Thanks Patz\n\nOh I guess I have to answer now.. Uh his head is on the oversized counter and he is snoring.  \n\nLOL.. what a great way to end the evening\n\nEDIT next moring....\n* * And boy has it been a long time since I've seen that show * *  the other answers jogged my memory, It's when his head is covered up with the blanket, since his eyes don't close.
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why do men with BO turn me on?\nMy Daddy ate the remote and he keeps changing his mind.\nwhy won't my cousin billybob sleep with me his sister?(the rest of the family has)
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There is a woman scientist now exploring an indentation of rock (forget where) who claims there is evidence that just about everything, including and especially human beings, are from outer space.  She has been denied funding repeatedly, she says, because of bias and religious protection.  I wish I could recall the name of the show...it was on The Discovery Channel about a month ago.  Pretty interesting premise for those of us that do not subscribe to the available written texts concerning how life came to be on this planet.  Honestly tho, I don't think we will know any time soon.  In the case that the major religions are wrong, everything we know would be upturned and there would most likely be chaos among all people.  Maybe it's better if we're left to wonder.
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... \n\nThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". \n\nI told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" \n\nWell, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. \n\nAround 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. \n\nQuickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. \n\nI was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) \n\nThe next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". \n\nHe didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! \n\nThen he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." \n\nWhen I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." \n\n \nDuring a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.  \n"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." \n"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal  person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." \n"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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Well normally I don't like to gossip, but they live next door to me and have for about eight years now...at first it was pretty cool, they seemed like a happy couple, but then Jesus got laid off from his carpenter job and He started drinking... then Mother Nature started nagging Him all the time, and they used to get into these huge knock down drag out fights... I mean it was ridiculous, one time she smashed all His liquor bottles and He got really mad and they were out in the yard screaming at the top of their lungs... and you know when Mother Nature gets really mad some pretty bad things can happen. We had these sudden wind storms and lightning bolts flyin' all over the place, it got so bad I had to call the cops out here to pull them apart. And that wasn't the first time the cops have been out here... one time He had her by the throat choking her and she just kicked Him in the scrotum so hard He had to be taken away in an ambulance... she spent the night in lock-up and He spent the night in the hospital. He limped around here for three days and He never tried to choke her again after that. They're really a couple of colorful characters those two... its never a dull moment around here thanks to them.
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hi\n\nthink it's true, why would jesus care for the wine if in fact it was not his own wedding??? why mary would tell him that they ran out of wine, plus mary alert at the guests???, way too easy this one to figure it out, by the way soy boricua 100% raised in naguabo, p.r., from what "pueblo" are you from???
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I'm not a wife, and I love caring for my home, and I've not seen a single episode of that show ever. So I guess I strike out on all of your question, just a tad too content I guess. Oh wait oops I forgot, desperate--yes! Always! If it's not about one thing it's another. Does that mean I can be in your question now? Please?
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Where exactly is this RYT Hospital?  And where is this alleged Dwayne University (a web search turned up nothing--other than the RYT Hospital stuff)?  Furthermore, what self-respecting scientist would actually publish a graph made in Excel?  And what the hell are those graphs supposed to be showing?  The data is nonsensical.\n\nSorry folks, this is all a joke.  There is no pregnant human male.\n\nI'll take that 10 pts, thank you very much.
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that they can become gods . have sputural children and have there own planet .wifes . and my ex, brother in law was a mormon . ever see those silly underwear that they wear. looks very silly. being sealed in there temples for all time ref. www. mormonnomore. no masnknows my history. ?
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People still watch that show?  It was good at the start but now it's the same old tired people doing the same things.  I think it jumped the shark when Mary was in trouble.  That was a little far fetched.  That Mary would go from great kid to a parent's worst nightmare in a few episodes.
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I don't give a rats ass. We all knew from the beginning that they were a trashy couple that looked like they stepped right off of Jerry Springer. How many of those last? I mean, is anyone surprised?
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I have recently been sleeping up to 16 hours with no problem. I decided to go back and talk to my therapist. I'm feeling better now. I'm taking omega 3 fish oils and a daily vitamin. I also bought a book called Battlefield of the mind. Great read. It's helping. Isn't it weird how those Jehovah's witnesses always come over when your life is in a puddle. I don't not like them but I don't agree with their religion.