blind man niece comes over for a visit, hes happy to see her tell her to give him a hug also tells the girl to sit on his lap. often ask the girl to sit on his lap(remember hes blind) girl goes home and tell here mother about the lap stuff and said uncle frank touches me! now whats the truth
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disabilities dont hinder you from being a pervert
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hee hee, lol\nOne day a mother in law went to visit her son and his new bride. she let herself in with the spare key and was shocked to find her daughter in law sprawled on the sofa, naked. Mother in law asked her why she was naked and lying on the sofa. Because this is the what your son likes me to wear when he comes home, he calls it my love dress she replied. But you're naked said the mother in law. Yes, but when your son comes home from work and sees me we wearing the love dress he goes wild and we make mad passionate love for 4 hours. Upon hearing this the mother in law leaves and when she reaches her home, she removes her clothes and lies down on the sofa to wait for her husband. Her husband returns and finds his wife naked on the sofa, and asks what are you doing? The wife answers this is my love dress. The husband says, it needs ironing, now wheres my dinner!!!
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Some Dude has a great idea - - move your mother if you can.  If not, definitely go stay with her at least until she gets adjusted to losing her sight.  Your boyfriend and daughter are young enough to learn to adjust - - your mother would have a harder time.  Also, you refer to her as "elderly".  She won't be around forever, and you can now really take the time to get to know her even better.  If your boyfriend really loves you, he will understand and be there for you when you get back.  If your daughter has a problem with it, just tell her to imagine that she and her new baby were you and your mother's ages, and what would she herself expect her daughter to do??  Good luck - I know it is a difficult situation for you.
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your uncle is just trying to protect you because he love you like a parent you should be happy abut it, don't be frustrated and loosing your faith and try to commit suicide that was unforgetfull sin\n\ntalk to your uncle explained him everything\nhow well do you know your boy friend\n\nbe cautious you might be realy in love with your boy friend now but its not the end of the world if you are not with him\n\ntake it easy enjoy your life\nhave a lot of friend
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this might sound silly,but i sware its true. when i was younger, my elder sister used to have an imaginary friend, i had one too, as this was normal for kids. but it was wiered coz she used to say don't leave the wordrobe door open at night,because thats where she comes from. she grow out of this and one night she'd left it open and my mum and dad were in ther room, a girl walked into their room and past the bed,they thought it was my sister untill she walked out the wall! they ran into my sisters room and she was fast asleep,mum woke her and she said 'did you see her?' we decided to get a priest in to bless the house,it was awfull! a table fell on him, he fell down the stares and the light fell on him,it was like she was trying to stop him from making her leave!!! fingers crossed we havn't seen her since. although my sister now 21years old is still slightly disterbed by it!!!
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nice one. ha ha ha ha ha ..................................\nhere are mine\nA young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.\n\nTwo hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".\n\n"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.\n\nShe confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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She's your SISTER.  the dud... lol, I mean the dude is just another n*gga... (crossing racial barriers here), the guy doesn't care if he offends his woman and doesn't care if he sleeps around with God knows how many chics on the side.  of course you should tell her.
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the man is the lady's uncle, indirectly\nthe lady is the man's niece, indirectly
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Oh well, PD, thought I'd give you something more to read (along the lines of your story), besides the usual 'LOL' everyone esle has given you thus far:\n\nA man with no legs goes into the men's room in a wheelchair, looking very tired from all the wheeling. He asks the man in the next urinal to help him out with his business. The stranger is a little taken aback, but takes pity with the handicap nonetheless. \n\nThe kind man unzips the handicap's pants & pulls out his p*nis & is shocked beyond belief at what he sees! The handicap's p*nis was bright red with ulcers and green blisters with purple warts-like bumps and pus is oozing out everywhere! Still... despite being disgusted, the gentleman held his tongue and helped the handicap do his business.\nThe man puts the handicap's john back in the pants upon finishing the business and helps the handicap out of the men's room.\n\nNot being able to hold his curiosity any longer, the man asks the handicap, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry or be rude or anything, but I couldn't help noticing... what on earth is That?! What wrong with it?"\n\nThe handicap looks at him and says, "Man, I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"\n\n:o)
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Yes. The blind man has extra ordinary powers in order to compensate him the blindness. This is a miracle of God as he is deprived by eyes but he has been given extra powers of touch and doing work with hands. YOU must have seen that blilndmen are also much educated and they learn and memorize lessons more perfectly than the person with eyesights. This is a miracle of God.
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You are a very sensitive person.  That is ok.  Any girl would love a sensitive person.  As for your Grandmother she was probably with you and telling you that she was in a better place.  If she was in pain then I would have been grateful that she was no longer in pain.  I don't see anything wrong with that.
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Hello precious little sister Brown sugar.. :)\n\nYes, God change their hearts..my sister who lied to a Judge about me, when I tried to adopt my little grandaughter..said she would NEVER forgive me (she had raised my sweet little grandaughter since she was born, she is 5 now)..She wanted me to give up my daughters parental rights, so she could adopt her (my daughter suffered a brain injury due to a car accident and has the mental age of 8-10 years old, I am her guardian).\n\nI went home and prayed for my sister..I told God I loved her, I asked Our Heavenly Father to bless her and her loved ones..God spoke to my heart to go and see my sister so I did..She said she was sorry and that she had felt someone was praying for her..I told her that she can adopt my grandaughter..we hugged and we have been great friends ever since..Glory..Alleluia..\n\nIn Jesus Most Precious Name..\nWith Love..your sister..In Christ..
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.\nPlaying with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't\nhave a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"\nGrandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit\nin my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."\nGrandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.\nShe started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.\nThe minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"\nThe little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."\nThe minister fainted.
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It is of Santoor soap. In the advertisement two children are waiting for their mom at the school. The First tells that his mother is so beautiful that she can work as model the other tells that his mother is so beautiful that she can work as actress. After sometimes, the first child tells the other that his mother has come, but tells the other that his sister has come. At that time the other child tells that she is not his sister, but she is his mother. He tells the first child, tell now, whose mother is more beautiful. The voice as well as depiction of advertisement is interesting.
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Hey Katie, I think that she is referring to a friend of her boyfriend\nand refers to him as a lopdog. I mean, would any person really\nnot be able to walk around the house naked because of a dog?\n\nHere's the deal, the lapdog needs to find himself another place to\ncrash! That doesn't mean that B/F and Lapdog Pete can't still\nbe friends, just means Lapdog Pete is not a part of your family.
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Very long and touched. It sounds like u missed your Uncle. I can see that you and ur uncle developed a good relationship. He is with you in spirit and watching u write a poem .. He is with you!
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This is not good!  Your uncle told you this?  Oh My Gd!  I'm so sorry for you.  I hope you are over this, and I hope that you stay far away from you uncle.  Don't be left alone with him ever again!  But, to answer you question, if you really want to know.  When he said open up....he was meaning for you to relax your vigina (because a 9 yr. old girl would be tight), so he could basically "poke" you.