This is my favorite SNL skit.  Does anyone know how I can get ahold of a copy.  It doesn't need to be online.  And general, go to a store answers are unhelpful even if they win you points.  I've been looking forever and can't find it.  Please help.  I need to laugh hysterically once more before I die.
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Here's the transcript: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84pjackpotwad.phtml\n\nHave you tried Limewire?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI4kCJI-nU8&eurl=\n\nthis video is HILAROUS!!!!!!
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Yeah that was pretty funny lol. Other than the Conan's site. It might take a few days for someone else to post it, who happened to be recording it. Also try p2p like bearshare or limewire.
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he he he he he, \nthat was great, i can't finish typing coz i'm laughing too much- hjsgkld ghskjdblkxcvn, bmxncbuwreolguihlk.\nThat was a good one, thanks!!!
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Ummm  ok and how did  Ms. Debs take recienving a pair of knickers instead of the intended gloves ??  Leave the Comedy to Sir Benny Hill please or to Sir Monte Python.  LMAO  Like there is a Sir Monte Python.   Oh well At least I am funnier than you.\n\nIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: \nOn a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. \nOn a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) \nOn a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. \nOn a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) \nOn Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. \nOn Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. \nOn packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. \nOn Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." \nOn Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. \nOn most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) \nOn a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) \nOn Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." \nOn an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." \nOn a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) \nOn a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. \n\nOn the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." \n\nThe wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." \n\nThey walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. \n\nA man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" \n\n"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. \n\n"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." \n"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." \n"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. \n"I want a house in every country of the world," she said. \n"Consider it done," the genie replied. \n"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. \n"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." \nThe husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." \nThe genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. \nAfter it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" \n"Thirty-five," she replied. \n"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."\n\nTwo men were sitting next to each other at a bar.\nAfter a while, one guy looks at the other and say
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I think people need to lighten up.  It was funny in the sense that it was purposely bad. Does anyone think that she's delusional enough to think that was good?  I mean c'mon she dropped to the floor!  Besides this isn't the first time she's sung a parody song. It was funny when she did it then (a parody on her professional relationship with Dan Rather), and it's funny again now.  I don't think that there is harm in not taking yourself so seriously all of the time.  It would be kind of nice if others followed that example.
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not sure if this is it but its pretty dumb funny!!\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGAc9eySX9c
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Best thing to do is go to youtube, you can get the subbed versions there or you can download them off limewire. The fillers do suck after a while, What epsiode are you on  by the way?
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Hello:I only know of source.It is a company that has the right to sell the series and it is based in La Crosse Wisconsin.To the best of my knowledge from what I have seen being a huge Groucho Fan myself\nthis video is the only one I have seen in existence.I would continue to haunt ebay.At this point in time that would be your best bet or try\na big name video store and see if there distributor can has it.It is on\na small name label.I hope this will be of help.As I mentione I have only seen one video out of the show and it had multiple episodes on it.
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OH MY GOSH!!\nEEEEEEEEE!!!\nITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!\nI SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!\nSend us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.\nCUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING And im definately gonna share this joke with my family n' friends.\nHILARIOUS!!\nI Mean freakin’ hilarious!!\nTwo thumbs up!!
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I loved that show!!!  I loved his son Ben- so funny.  I think it's available on DVD now.
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It is HILARIOUS!\n\nGo to this site for the full 24 min. clip\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=869183917758574879
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It's all over the place, most stores (BestBuy, WallMart, ect.) and online; not too difficult to find. Although if I were you I'd skip the Blue Collar DVD and get Ron White's Can't Fix Stupid; he's the only really funny one out of the group and his new DVD (also avaliable on CD) is fantastic.
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try going to comedy central.com and click on the chapelle show link they have video clips from the show there
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Euthenasia........... yeah, Saturday Night Live ran this joke twenty years ago.\n\nNo problem.  It's still funny.
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i must have missed this clip.  I listen to them everyday.  I bet if you are in the "extreme club" then you would be able to download it.  I would try that if you don't have any luck any where else.
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Lol...\nThat was real funny...thanks, I need that.