What do you call a Female Turkey?\nWhat do you call a Male Turkey?\nWhat do you call a Baby Turkey?\nWhat do you call the meat that you get from a Rabbit?\nWaht do you call the meat that you get from a Goat?
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Female turkey: hens\nMale turkey: toms\nBaby turkey: poults\nRabbit: 1.) under 1 1/2 punds is a fryer\n        2.) a mature rabbit is a roaster\nGoat: chevon
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1)Me and goat cross to the other side (lets call it side B)\n2) I go back to side A and take the carrot with me. I leave the carrot at side B and take the goat back to side A.\n3) I leave the goat at side A and take the lion to the side B where the carrot is.\n4) I go back to side A and take the goat to side B.
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What grows up while growing down? \nA goose. \nWhat grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? \nFire. \nWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?\nA yardstick.\nWhat has feet and legs, and nothing else?\nPantyhose. \nWhat has four eyes but cannot see?\nMississippi. \nWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?\nA doughnut.\nWhat has to be broken before it can be used?\nAn egg. \nWhat is always before you, yet you can never see it?\nYour future.\nWhat is in the middle of nowhere? \nThe letter H. \nWhat is the angriest kind of wind?\nA crosswind.\nWhat is always coming but never truly arrives?\nTomorrow.
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Turkey or ham or both
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I agree with you 100%.  It is Thanksgiving Day.  That's what it's always been, and should always be.  It's not just about eating a turkey, it's about thanks for all that we have.  Personally, I don't even like turkey; I prefer ham.  But I still wouldn't call it Ham Day.  lol
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You are right about turkeys.  Some are raised just for holidays.  There are also wild turkeys out there, but they are decreasing in number and  they are now sending them in the wild to reproduce.   \n\nMy personal preference is never to eat quail, deer, dove, or pheasant.  They are too beautiful and it turns my stomach to think about eating them.  I guess I am a city person and will eat turkey because it is already packaged and I don't have to look at it any other way. (Turkey was at one time wild game.)\n\nHappy Thanksgiving to you too.
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One time we were invited to my brother and sister-in-laws house for  T-giving dinner.When we got there the turkey was across the dining room on the floor not in good shape for eating. I found out that my brother had been sleeping all day while his wife had been slaving over the stove making thanksgiving dinner. Well it seems that he woke up and it wasn't time for us to be there and start dinner, so he went downstairs the nicely cooked turkey was sitting there. He was hungry so he just pulled a big turkey leg off and ate it. My sister in law came in and saw what he had done and threw the whole turkey across the room at him. Needless to say, we didn't have dinner there that day.Funny now but it wasn't then.
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?
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Fried turkey, dressing, sweet potatoes, sweet potato pie, pumkin pie, apple pie, mashed potatoes, snacks.\nYes,\nYes,\nYes,\nGood\nsee above\nyes\nhuh?
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How long does it take for a white women to take a crap??? \n9 months \n\nWhat's the difference between a white man and a snake? \nOne is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.\n\nWhat's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? \nA white girl's ass! \n\nWhat did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? \nA straight line!\n\nWhat's white and fourteen inches long? \nAbsolutely nothing!\n\nI think these are pretty offensive. It was fun finding things to make fun of my own race. I had never heard a lot of these before. Good stuff. :)
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1. Depends on how long they were dead.\n2. Do I have fire to roast the meat.\n3. Do I have fork and knife.\n\nYes, with no question. After all it's no different than beef when you carve it up. I would prefere to get them the moment they die so I could bleed them out so I could have something to drink to go with my meal.
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Cow- Calf\nSheep-Lamb\nCat-Kitten\n(a Ewe is a female sheep btw not a baby one..)
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Tukki in Hebrew (תוכי) means parrot.\n\nThis bird is known by the Brits (and later on by the Americans) as "turkey" for they wrongly recognized it as "Guinea Fowl", a chicken that was led from Madagascar to Britain through Turkey.\nIn Hebrew we call it "Hodu" (Indian), in Arabic "Chabashi" (Ethiopian), in Malaysia it is known as the "Dutch" and in India they call it "Peruvian".\n\nHebrew, anyway, is not the source.
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Hen - a female turkey. \n\nPoult - a baby turkey.  A chick. \n \n\nTom - a male turkey.  Also known as a gobbler
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First of all, I want to know where I can get pop tarts with semen inside them.  Second, I was wondering if a person could get pregnant from that?  Third, how dumb is that?
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Probably the turtle. It is greasier meat that rabbit.
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The importance of turkey is minor if its going to cost you an arm and leg to buy.  Anykind of meat is acceptable and since you live in Hawaii and there is a shortage of native meats available I imagine even fish would work for your celebration with friends and family.  One year I had a frozen fifteen pound turkey which I barbecued.  It took 12 hours of restocking the coals and many turns to make edible and even take out the little package inside that has the liver, heart and gizzard in it, but it turned out to be one of the juiciest turkeys I have ever eaten.