What would Yeshua's finishing move be? Would he lay the smackdown on his roodie-poo candy a$$??
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Yeshua would win. He was a carpenter, and working with his hands day after day would make him pretty strong. His finishing move would probably be overturning Cena, not unlike he overturned the moneychangers' tables in the temple. Or his manager/father could come storming into the ring with a pillar of fire shaped like a folding chair.
466748
WHATDA...HUH? Anal-whatzit? DUDE....I don't know, but I'd see about that as quickly as I could.....somebody stick a fist up your butt...?
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Eduardo P: That special herb was marijuana. Jesus was a pot head, well all the messiahs of that time period was potheads. And YES, there were other Messiahs and that is why the existence of Jesus is so vague. There were just too many "Messiahs" and Jews getting crucified to keep track of.
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Peter would get em all .. that big fatty lol
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no. they are already talking about firing him.  he's sloopy in the ring and hurts people.  thats why he doesn't wrestle any real matches, its mostly just run-ins.
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you think hes eaten enough that you could smoke him???\n\n\nwhere do you get papers big enough for a mule???\n\n\nis it hard to keep him lit???\n\n\n\nwhens the party start??
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Take a look in the ring now, and what do my eyes see, but a hat, I declare.\n\nBefore I made my announcement I needed to get with Bill (you may know him as slick willie) to take care of his wife and he has said he has some good monkey dirt on her and that will keep her out of the race.
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Yes, refer to the 12th Arcticle of Fatih of the LDS church, as cited above.  What a ridiculous thing to say, honestly.  \n\nBesides, I thought George W was the one trying to do that?\n\nOr, could it be . . . . SATAN!\n\nAnd there is a war going on, it is a spiritual war, and all those who believe in God the Father and His Son, our Redeemer, will be on the winning side - not just Mormons, despite what South Park may tell you.
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Which part r u asking about? Kicking  spirit squad members' a**** or what HHH did to Chris Masters in the bathroom or what he did with Lita by splashing mustard on her face and causing her to lose a match for Mickie James whose legs were tied or maybe u r asking about there match with Viscera- Hass- Cade and Murdoch?\nTell u something? It was so cool. I love DX
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No one... I would try my hardest to bring satan back into the fold, since through this act, all suffering he causes will be ended! He was after all, merely a fallen angel who tried to take control!
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I don't know but Shiek is kicking some Yoshi butt!!!
467457
What would Hogan do for TNA???  His kind of wrestling don't fit in with the company....and yes I mean the predictable turning into the invincible HULK giving a few punches, a big boot, then his trademark legdrop.  And then taunting around the ring.
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Well, God has a plan. They asked to be put into the herd of swine. Jesus allowed it. See the point? The demons couldn't even make a move without His very approval. The question misses the overall view. They could do nothing apart from His power. And they knew it. Jesus was demonstrating His power over the very forces of Hell. They will "get theirs" in due time, so to speak.
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Oh man, Georgie, that'd be sweet!  \nI hate that S.O.B. so much I'd be jumping for joy if he retired ! ! ! ! !\nBut you better be careful . . . \nthem's fightin' words!
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Huh? Who is Jesus? Do you mean that jewish rabbi Jeshu that the greek christians renamed Jesus and claimed him as their God in the flesh? Didn't he already come back once? How many lives does that guy get any way? The last event would probably be "WORLD-WIDE PANIC"
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You eat it with your fingers!  By the way, what does the "crazy dude" have to do with your question?
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ahahahahahahha!! * iam !! that guy deserves a beating ...now u deserve a LAUGH!! on this JOKE!!! wtg! its hilarious 10 stars...geewahuahua!!! ;) thx