Seriously is there such a thing?  If so, is it best served hot, or kept hot?  Or is it a sort of Jabberwocky? =o)
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Yes there is such a thing in fact there are quite a few of them. They live in the Western Cape province of South Africa and are closely related to the Khoi Khoi (bushmen). The name: "hottentot" comes from the dutch for stutterer because of the way that their language sounds. \n\nNowdays the term Hottentot or Hotnot is considered an insult in South Africa.
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Zen master order at the hot dog cart...."Make me One with everything"\n\n\n\n\nok, i stole that joke, but it is funny :)
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Ooh.\nPunjabi is good!\nBut I don't have any of their stuff, sorry :(
463051
Back to the English classroom bro - your questions makes no sense whatsoever....\n\nMcDonald's produces OBESITY - thats not a food or service....
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yes a nice one:\nRead on the true incident of a lady and just keep on laughing !!!! \n\nOne day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.   \n\nSome months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.  Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. \n\nAll the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.  Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."  He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.  He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. \n\nI took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.  Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. \nThe pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. \n\nHe asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"  I nearly died!
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Sounds good no stuffing  or rolls?  What are you serving to drink?
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I think it great laying out in the nude!\nBut never fry bacon in the nude. Ouch!
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This is the first time I've ever heard this version of the joke. I don't know what this is right here, but it makes absolutely no sense. \n\nThere were three guys walking down the street and ran acroos this farm house. The lady said they could stay in the house and have breakfast in the morning but if not they had to stay in the barn. \n\nWHY would they have to stay in the barn?? What were the guys suppose to do in order to stay in the house???\n\nI cannot express this enough; when posting a joke, write it correctly.
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It is personal taste. I dont. First of all it tastes terrible, and if he doesnt look after himself it could get quiet gross. It also seems to burn my mouth, like eating hot chilli? However, I do enjoy making a guy squirm.
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You forget "Drizzle"! (as in olive oil) - but yes, I quite agree with you. I think the correct term for all this "cheffy" nonsense is "Bullshit" - because I can think of no other more fitting term!
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Did you ever do it? If so I'd like to know how funny the counter person thought it was. I work as an A.M in a fast food place and I think it would have been freakin hilarious!
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Yeah ,,,,but mine is by choice...lol\nSeriously,,,I've only done it a few times and it only lasted about a minute....\nMy Buddy however,,,,use to do it all the time and as it turned out,,,,He had some major health issues going on that I wont get into cause I dont wanna scare the meat balls off of you..... \nHell,,,,my advice is to just enjoy it,,,,there's nothing wrong with forgetting about everything for a moment or so.lol
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I don't have any theme-related advice, but I would offer you one caveat based on common sense:\n\nDon't serve anything that is both hot and drippy. Burning oil on your pants is bad enough. On your inner-thigh it could be enough to ruin your day.
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I used to work with a woman who ate lunch at her desk every day, and it was always something out of a ceramic bowl (soup, cereal, whatever). And when she'd get to the bottom of the bowl it was always the spoon clanging against the bottom like she was scraping the last tidbit out. (Scrape, cling, scrape...Scrape, cling, scrape...Scrape, cling, scrape...) Arghhhh! I wanted to slam her with the bowl... every day!!! (If you are reading this, Cindy, yes it was you!)
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I'm a sucker for a chicken frank plain. Now, they don't really serve these at the ballparks here in Chicago, but they should. But since they don't, second choice is any hot dog with those snappy casings. God, those are great. The snap of the skin, juice squirting out... oh, wait a minute, that sounds a little "Brokebacky".. But those are still the best hot dogs. And on top... nothing! Yup, I am one of those freaks who actually prefers my hot dogs plain. Oh, I'll occasionally put mustard, relish and onions on them. Or if I'm at a hotdog stand, I'll have the works. But at home or at the ballpark, I want them au natural. I want to taste the dog, the bun. Put mustard on and the dominant taste is ... mustard, especially at the ballpark where you usually don't get the choice of Grey Pupon, honey mustard or Guldens. Just that stuff that comes in the little packets that are hard as hell to open. Onions add a little zest to the dog, but who eats a hot dog with just onions. Nope, give me a nude hot dog on a bun and let the game add the flavor!
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COLD, COULDN'T YOU WARM IT UP IN THE MICROWAVE. DOESN'T EVEN SOUND GOOD TO ME. GOD WOULD PROBABLY HAVE IT EITHER WAY OR GIVE TO SOMEONE ELSE THAT DIDN'T HAVE ANY FOOD.
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well no, but i have said something funny while ordering chicken breasts from Hooters\n\nok so i was going to go to order the chicken breasts when i saw the lady getting orders was a hot chick with amazing breasts. so i accidentaly spoke my mind and said 'I would like the chicken breasts without the chicken'. the whole restaurant heard me and were ltao. good times, good times.