And if neither of these people seem particularly comical to you, what celebrity WOULD you make fun of?
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Flava Flav - That poor boy is nothing but U.G.L.Y. He thinks he is still able to attract groupies for some strange reason. I think that I would laugh at all of them girls that actually KISSED him on TV too. YUCK!! They all need some mouth wash!
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It's not cool to make fun of someone who is trying hard to overcome his/her ignorance.  It's much less funny (and kind of pathetically sad) when the ones who are laughing are those who remain as ignorant as ever.
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Yeah, but if they cant take a joke f*** them!
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Personally, I think Dr. Phil Fits the Bill---As A Pill,LOL!!  And Jarrod, Well, He is Just Plain-Scarrrod!  Both are Condescending NINNIES!   Thanks For The Laugh,Gerbil-Your The Greatest!
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I would keep Michael Jackson for the Neverending entertainment..lol and Star Jones I would keep for good conversation, maybe sex and because she weighs less than the men.  I do not know who Bode Miller is.  Bill O'Reilly is confrontational so he might get the boot, only if he wigs out.  Pat Robertson would be a good person to talk to.  I would probably throw Ted Kennedy because I know he is heavy and it would be a logical choice.
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LOL. That's funny. Some of these people should relax a little. I mean where's your sense of humor.
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Funny, but not funny. If you know what I mean.
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can I go above?\nTom Cruise\nKatie Holmes\n(They just really sicken me, Katie cannot act, Tom is self glorifying, they revel in their money, and cant bother to help their world in their egotistical and sci-fi religion..ps, may the force be with you)\nCharlie Sheen & relatives\n(they are every where, and I am NOT impressed, and EVERYBODY loves them! no way.)\nBrittany Spears\n(she need a life, a clue, and a babysitter- not for her kid. once again, everyone thinks she's resilient, not, and no morals or thought "It's all, like" impulsive)\nMadonna\n(She's so old news, so sickening, everyone has used her as a condom. She is just desgusting, and does things to purposely mock faith and morality)\nMichael Jackson\n(i just dont like him- dont go giving me the towel, I'm afraid of heights)\nTommy Lee Jones\n(he's ugly, self glorifying, and not inspirational at all)\n\nMany more, but I am too tired to think of em.\nI dont hate them. I pity them.
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Hilarous and raunchy: Jim Norton\nHilarious and not so raunchy: Jim Gaffigan (great new DVD out)\nBrilliant, hilarious and dead: Bill Hicks\nGod of humor: Richard Pryor\nPretty darn funny: Dane Cook\nFunny in spurts: Jim Florentine\nPerhaps and acquired taste, but a genius: Colin Quinn (unbelieveable live...)
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SILLY MINDLESS PEOPLE....\nHOW CAN IT WORK...\n\nTHEY WOULD BE RICH  FAMOUS  \n\nARE THEY?
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if they are harmless, i call them out on it\nif I don't know them or they are unbalanced, I let it go\n\nConsider it a form of flattery that someone (strangers!) would use their precious time imitating you!\nUntil they get tired of their childish ways, just post a message in your profile stating that you are the ORIGINAL AUTHENTIC (screen name here) and all others are IMITATORS
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Tom Cruise...(DUH?)\nNatalie Portman...(I used to like her, but after seeing videos of her on Youtube, she is really awkward.)\nMichael Jackson...(Well, more like, freak)\nAdam Sandler...(Too unattractive and goofy.)\nNicole Richie...(Tries to hard too be Paris)\nCrap, I forgot to mention Katie Holmes, for being w/ Tom Cruise and having no voice box.
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Hilarious....what are you trying to say?
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Anyone who made me laugh. Morecambe and Wise, Leslie Crowther, Ronnie Barker - all comedy heroes of my life, and all gone now.  What we have now isn't comedy in a lot of cases, it's crudeness.
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When they make a stupid joke look at them and say: "Well, I guess they can't all be winners." They probably won't even know what you mean.
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It would be hysterical to see them do the trials, but they never will. There celebrity status is not under any pressure so why do they need to bother demeaning themselves!
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It would be nice to think his idiocy was an act, but sadly I doubt it. He's certainly playing quite a joke on the American public, though.