One time i was costipated for about a week and it was very painful. I had to ask my mom for help becasue it just wouldn't come out. It sucked lets hear about your constipation moments if you have any.
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I was at a Boy Scout camp and the latrines were just a little hole in the ground and whenever you took a crap it stunk up the whole place for the rest of the week. We were there Sun-Sat and I hadn't crapped since Sunday morning when I'd gotten ready to go and it was Thursday. I'd eaten so much stuff since then along with so much junk and candy. I was in there for at least 15 minutes getting it all out. At least now I've moved and I don't go to that camp anymore and at the camp I go to now it's actually OK to crap even though everyone within 500 yards of the latrine knows you did it!!
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I don't know, i think it is some kind of digestive problem... my son had that problem, but only if he hadn't taken a dump for many days, even a week or two.. so constipation may play a role in it.
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even though this question is probably gonna get deleted, i'll answer anyway.\nOnce I went to a BBQ and I ate about 20 ribs... That's not an exaggeration they were friggin great!  Well as anybody else knows the effects of that much pork in your system does not do well, especially for people who don't realize that they probably have some form of IBS.  Well I had to take people home, and just after we left I felt a BIG push in my lower intestines... i only lived 13 minutes away, but it was becoming clear that I wasn't going to make it.  5 minutes from my house, it started to ooze out... by the time I actually made it in my door and on the toilet I had to toss out the pair of underwear.  Luckily one of the guys had his car parked at my house and he took the other guy home.  I didn't eat ribs after that day for quite some time.
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The evening when I held my just-born daughter in my hand. Millions of thoughts crossed my mind, right from Genes to becoming a grandfather one day.\n\nThat evening humbled me, made me forget my anger towards my parents, all the animosity I had with some friends. To that extent it affected me, my mom said with tears, "Im seeing a different son now, this time its for good.."\n\nIn short that day changed me from a "Boy" to a "Man"...\n\n.:Fishie:.
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My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
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My water broke 9 days before my baby was born.  I was in the hospital in labor for 37 hrs., after reaching 1 cm.  But that first 1 cm. took almost 8 days.  \n\nI pushed for about 7 hours continuously!  I was told that it was a record: 10:20 PM until 5:17 AM.  My baby girl was stuck big time!  And, they could not do a c-section on me because I'm severely allergic to latex.  The c-sect Dr. tried his best to deliver my baby by using suction & forcepts.  Nothing worked!  Eventually, he had to let my Dr. take over while he got the c-sect room ready latex-free.  I told him that I would push my baby out myself!  So, I did, just 3 min. before he showed up to get me.  I was ripped clear up into my rectum!  She was big!  That hurt!  \n\nMy poor Dr. had just gotten off the plane from his vacation in Hawaii when I had already been in labor several hours.  Next time, by delivery was planned!  No vacation for him when I'm having a baby!  LOL  \n\nMy second childbirth only took 1 1/2 hours total.  Only took a few pushes.  Go figure!
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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good question.  my mom had chronic diarreah for years, sprinkled with occasional constipation.  it was terrible to live with even for the family. every time we started to go somewhere she ended up in the bathroom, and many times had to forgo the destination.  We thought it was related to severe food allergies.  Well years later after she mellowed out, after several tests, doctors, and near surgry. the episodes ceased.  she does have some food allergies and now only has very occasional dirreah.  The  determined cause.....stress, and anxiety.  Once she managed to learn to deal with life better she began to digest better.  guess what when i got about 22 years old the same thing happend to me.  now that i am on meds and in therapy, my bowels are more controlled. but i have noticed that stress, and life events bring on a bout of bowel trouble, usually dirreah.  my advice....seek mental health care...and chill out.
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oh, you poor thing! I was only 9, and my mom hadn't told me about periods yet, because she thought I was too young. I was at school when it happened, and I FREAKED! I had no clue what was happening. Needless to say, my mom got a good laugh out of it, after she cried because it was all happening too soon! Good question!
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The Doctor would have also told you to run a few tests to comfirm whether the obstipation was due to an obstruction (like a hernia) or due to a bad case of constipation.\n\nSo, you have to meet your doctor and find out the root cause of the problem.\nIf it is an obstruction, then you should not ask for advice from boards like this.\nIf it is due to constipation. \nConstipation is a very common and frustrating problem in children and teenagers. It is usually defined as the passage of hard and painful stools or going four or more days without a bowel movement. It is most commonly caused by a diet that is low in fiber, but can also be caused by drinking too much milk (more than 12-16oz/d), not drinking enough water or waiting too long to go to the bathroom. \nOnce a child becomes constipated and has abdominal pain and hard and painful stools, he will then begin to hold in his bowel movements to prevent it from hurting again. This creates a cycle that makes the constipation continue and become worse.\n\nTreating Constipation \nConstipation is best treated by making changes in your child's diet. Until the constipation has improved with a non-constipating diet, your child will most likely also be on stool softeners. The goal of treatment is for your to have one to two soft stools each day. \n\nDiet treatment - \n1. Increase fluids - like water and fruit juices.\n2. Increase Fiber - Veggies,(especially beans, sweet potatoes, peas, turnip greens, raw tomatoes and corn)  especially raw, unpeeled ones. Fuits, vegetable soups etc.,\n3.Increase Bran in diet - Bran Muffins etc.,\n\nDecrease Constipating Foods - Reduce consumption of Milk, cheese, cooked carrots and bananas (raw ones are great, don't cook them)\nIf your child is unable to tolerate milk, try soy milk. Ask Doctor for other sources of calcium.\nThe doctor will also most probably prescribe stool softeners. That will also help. Till the child is on medication get her used to a diet that would minimise the recurrence of constipations and she starts passing soft stool twice a day.\nOnce again follow your doctor's advice. That is very important.\n\n \nImportant Reminders \nBe patient. This is a chronic problem that can take time to improve. Avoid embarrassing or punishing your child. \nAvoid the frequent use of laxatives, enemas or suppositories. \nCall your pediatrician if your child is not improving in 2-3 weeks, is regularly needing to use enemas or suppositories, or is soiling his pants because of leakage of stool. \n\n \nImportant Reminders \nBe patient. This is a chronic problem that can take time to improve. Avoid embarrassing or punishing your child. \nAvoid the frequent use of laxatives, enemas or suppositories. \nCall your pediatrician if your child is not improving in 2-3 weeks, is regularly needing to use enemas or suppositories, or is soiling his pants because of leakage of stool. \n \nImportant Reminders \nBe patient. This is a chronic problem that can take time to improve. Avoid embarrassing or punishing your child. \nAvoid the frequent use of laxatives, enemas or suppositories. \nCall your pediatrician if your child is not improving in 2-3 weeks, is regularly needing to use enemas or suppositories, or is soiling his pants because of leakage of stool.
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Not even funny. I have done this twice. Once in '80 and again in '98. It is excruciating, and you can't put your bum in a cast, so you basically sit halfway on your Ishium and endure the agony for 6 to 8 weeks. It still hurts! \np.s. what does 'the dickens' mean? devil?
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Mine lasted at least a week, maybe a few days more and yes, very painful.
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If you aren't going to use them, why ask? I didn't get cramps and I didn't sit on the toilet all day. If I'm feeling bad enough, I will stay home, either before or after taking a laxative. Not every situation is the same.
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PAIN. One kid I know did it, and he was crying like a baby. He couldn't walk straight for 4 days. I would have to recommend that you didn't do that, because no one deserves to go through that.
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It was 2 month after i turned 11.  I was so determined that that would never happen to me. "I wasnt gonna get a period! I dont want it -so im never gonna get it" i would say to myself.  \nI was at my father's house for the weekend-I woke up on a saturday morning- when i  went to the bathroom i saw that i was bleeding from 'down there'- I started to freak out because i thought it wasnt gonna happen to me because i didnt want it. So I had to tell my father because i didnt know what to do -because i never payed any attention to anyone when they tried to explain it to me, because it just wasnt going to happen to me. I started crying and said " im bleeding from down there:(" He said "you are a woman now" and started telling everyone!! HOW EMBARISING!! I just wanted to go home to my mom -so i called her and she said that i would be fine and she wasnt gonna come and get me.  I still hold resentment about that till this day! and im 26\nwhen i got home -my mom had told everyone too. I was so angry and embarist i wouldnt even stand inline with her if she was buying pads- when i needed some more pads i would call them 'things' so maybe no one else would know what i was talking about\nI eventually got over it- after a few years \n\nAfter a while your period will come on a regular basis(IE: if you have your period on the first of the month it may always come on the first of the month) FYI- you may 'leak' through your clothing from time to time - so keep an extra pair of pants and underwear in your locker -just incase -and DO NOT WEAR WHITE PANTS OR SKIRTS when you are having your period - try to where dark colors- less embarissing if you have a 'leak'\nSorry if i spelled some things incorrectly- spell checker wasnt working
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Oh yeah I got so badly stuck to my sheets once I had to get them professionally steam cleaned off. It left a nasty rash.\nMy neighbours kid went blind from masterbation, and according to my medium, my father is burning in hell for his obsession with self-gratification.
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Took my Mom out to a fancy restaurant. All week she's been b*tching because it's too expensive... \n\nFinally, just before she ordered her food, I said, "Well, Mom... you're just gonna have to face it... You're worth it." \n\nShe cost me a lot of money today. But... like I said, she's worth it.