A  man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.\n\nWhat should have he said?
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3 because there are 6 letters in twelve and 3 letters in six and three letters in ten.\n\nam i right?
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there was robber and he is the most expert in the night&called as code breaker.one day,there was a new bank opened.so,he planning to robbed at night.\nthat night,he has go in there.he found a chest&opened it.inside there it is not money,but puddings.he was suprised&eat all the puddings.\nthen,he went home without anything but full of puddings in stomach&sleep.\nthe next day,he wake up&read a newspaper.there was a big letter at the newspaper:"SPERM BANK ROBBED!"
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He should have said "three" because the club rules state that you must give the number of letters in the number given you by the doorman for entry.
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a) That means the number has to start with 5\nso you only need to choose the second and third digits.\nThere are 4 choices for the second and 3 choices for the third\n4*3 = 12\nb) The first digit must be 1 or 2\n2 choices for the first 1\n4 choices for the second \n3 choices for the third\n2*4*3 = 24\nEDIT: I read the part b incorrectly. This is the answer if no repetitions are allowed.\nIf repetitions are allowed, then you still have 5 choices for the second and third digits.\n2*5*5 = 50
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A guy is wandering the parking lot at a local bar with his car keys in his hand. \n\nA cop sees him and says "Sir, may I help you?"\n\nThe guy replies "I washh jus lookin fo my car!"\n\nThe cop says "Well where was it the last time you saw it?"\n\nThe guy replies, pointing to his keys, "it wash righ here on da end o dis key!"\n\nThe cops shakes his head then shines his flashlight on the guy, noticing the drunks pants are undone and he is hanging out. "Sir! Did you know your pants are undone and your exposed???!!" \n\nThe drunk looks down, then up at the cop and throws his hands up in frustration, "Damn! I lost my girlfriend too!"
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There,s life in the old dog yet fidgety!\nAn old retired Colonel was invited to a reunion dinner and halfway through the proceedings he rang his wife.\n"Agnes,this reunion is turning out more than I bargained for.They've got naked girls dancing on the tables and then giving their favours to anyone who's interested. What do you think I should do?"\nShe replied,"If you think you can do anything you'd better get home straight away."
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The most obvious answer is 6 (as described above).\n\nBut here's another option...\n\nThe correct answer to "10" could be 2.\nIn the case of the password for "eight" being 4, it could be the number of letters in the word "eight" minue one (5-1=4).\nTherefore, the answer to "10" would be 3-1=2.
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♥A GUY GOES IN A BAR & THERE IS A POT OF $ & A HORSE HE ASKS THE BAR TENDER WHAT IS WITH THE HORSE & POT OF $ WELL THE BAR TENDER SAID IF U CAN MAKE THE HORSE LAUGH U CAN HAVE THE POT OF $ SO THE GUY BRINGS THE HORSE IN THE BACK ROOM & LIKE 2 MIN LATER HE COMES OUT & THE HORSE IS LAUGHING. THE NEXT DAY HE COMES BACK & THERE IS THE SAME HORSE & A DIFFERENT POT OF $ SO HE ASKED THE BAR TENDER WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO DAY & THE BAR TENDER SAID WELL U HAVE TO MAKE THE HORSE CRY SO THE GUY BROUGHT THE HORSE IN THE BACK & LIKE 2 MIN LATTER HE COMES OUT & THE HORSE IS CRYING. THE BAR TENDER SAID B4 U GET THE POT OF $ U HAVE 2 TELL ME HOW U MADE THE HORSE LAUGH & CRY. SO THE GUY SAID 2 MAKE HIM LAUGH I TOLD HIM I HAD A BIGGER DICK THEN HIM 2 MAKE HIM CRY I SHOWED HIM. \n\nI HOPE THAT MADE U LAUGH.♥
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.\n\n"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.\n\n"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."\n\n"Is that a record?" she inquired.\n\n"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
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ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).
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I am giving it a 9 out of ten. Although it is an old one for me but you expressed nicely [but long].\n\n\nI have one for you:\n\nThree men are sentenced to death. Good news is, they can choose the way of death among 'electric chair', 'rope-hunging' or 'sword'.\n\nFirst man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair."\nThen he was tied to the chair and SWITCHED ON! But there was some problem in the electic line. He survived and was released because the punishment is over.\n\nThe clever second man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair." \nSame thing happened and he was released.\n\nThird man says, "I am afraid of sword. Here you have an out_of_order electric chair. So you have to hang me."\n\n\n---x---\n\nlol...\n\n<LEEEN
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.\n\nHe phoned the police, who asked, "Is an intruder in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.\n\n"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.\n\nWithin five minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red handed.\n\nOne of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"\n\nGeorge said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"\n\ni thought this one was hilarious
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Three guys were stranded on an island and stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the men came in. One said, 'I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.' He turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. 'I'm a cop', says the first man. ''Then we will shoot your penis off!'said the leader. \nHe then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. 'I'm a fireman', said the second man. ''Then we will burn your penis off!', said the leader. \nFinally, he asked the last man, 'And what do you do for a living?' And the third man answered, 'I'm a lollipop salesman!'
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Short Story:\n\nAt work, we are all given cheap $4 mice and keyboards.  As a programmer, and someone who sits infront of the computer all day long, I am used to better equipment.  I asked for a new mouse and keyboard, and was turned down.  I asked again later, and was turned down again.\n\nThe same day I was turned down my second time, I went to my bosses assistant, instead of my boss, and told her I wanted a new mouse.  I showed her which one.  I now have a $60 Intellimouse Explorer with leather detailing.\n\nAs for the keyboard, I had to buy that myself, but I did, and tossed the old keyboard in a storage cabinet.\n\nPoint of the story:\n\nIf you keep getting rejected, turn to other sources, even if it's just yourself.
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Oh man, that was way harder than I thought. This is what I got:\n\nONE NINETY ONE ZERO NINETEEN EIGHT SIXTY TWO ZERO SIXTY ONE\n\nI have no idea what it means or was it even the one you were looking for, because there might be more "correct" solutions.
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One like this:  'Do you shower in the nude?'  I thought that was dumb because obviously we all do that!! Does he expect us to put on as many clothes as possible and shower with them all on! Come on!!! (i hope the guy doesn't read this!!) It actually made me laugh in a way so that's why i answered it!
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Is this a joke or a riddle? I'm not sure how to answer this one.