father france fried four fishes for four fathers from france and\nmoney made mama mary marry many many mad men.
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whatever the tongue twister is called......\nthe moral of it is....\ndont go to France and dont marry for money!!!!
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Star-crossed lovers; met at her daddy's rave.\nRome and Jules were diggin' on each other.\nJulie to him her betrothal vow gave.\nTybalt's bad news (cousin, not her brother).\n\nThey hooked up; Friar Laurence on the sly.\nTybalt wasted Rome's boy Mercutio.\nRome's vengeance; to Mantua he must fly.\nJulie and Paris; wedding bells (oh no!).\n\nFriar Laurence's scheme; plan he had laid.\nJules fakes death, will marry Paris never!\nRome's taken in! Julie falls on her blade.\nThe true lovers together forever.
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Like a Rock in my pants, Bye Bye American Pie, in  my pants, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, in my pants  Mary had a little lamb, in my pants,  Thank you for this question it was so much fun.  I am going to tell my sister. Great Game.
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Excellent, 9.9 out of ten. \nTry this one:   The teacher was giving a lesson to a class of 8-year-olds in a Dublin Primary School.  She said to them:  ‘Today I am going to tell you a story with a moral and when I am finished I will ask you all to tell a similar one.   A farmer collected 100 eggs from his hen houses and prepared to have them hatched.   After the first day, he arranged to sell them all when the chickens were three weeks old and took payment from the customer.   However, when the eggs hatched, he found that almost forty were infertile and did not produce a chicken.   He therefore could not deliver the 100 chickens he had sold and lost a lot of money.   The moral of this story is: never count your chickens before they are hatched’.   \n\nThe children sat not saying a word then the teacher spoke.   ‘Right then boys and girls, who will tell me a story with a moral’.   \n\nLittle Paddy stood up and began:  ‘During the war my granddad got blown up and was in a big hole in the ground and all he had was his gun, bullets, his bayonet and two bottles of whiskey.  It got cold so he opened up one bottle and drank a whole lot of the whiskey.  When he done that, he opened the other and drank that one as well.   After a while a whole lot of Germans came over the hill.   Granddad took his gun and shot loads of them.  He then got up and charged with his bayonet and stabbed a load more, killing the whole lot.   That’s the end of my story’.   The teacher waited, but Paddy sat down.   ‘But Paddy’ she asked ‘ what is the moral of your story’.  Paddy stood up again and said ‘That’s easy Miss, my dad says never f*ck around with granddad when he’s pissed’.
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u cud make a complain. the tuna smelt fishy.
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1. Gathering chickens\n\nThe farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.\n\n"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."\n\n"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."\n\n\n2. Try to grow chickens\nA New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.\n\n"That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean business," the city slicker replied.\n\nA week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said. "Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him.\n\n"Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems." "Problems?" asked the proprietor. "Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together." \n\n\n--- ► λ ◄
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A buddy of mine busted out some homemade rocky mountain oysters (Bull testicles) at the turn.  His dad owns a cattle ranch.  Hows that for strange.
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Too many fishermen !!!
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Wow, I wasn't aware of that.  What are we going to do if the shrimp, crabs, lobsters, clams and mussels want to get married?  There needs to be a constitutional amendment banning crustacean marriage, just in case.  We don't want them to threaten the sanctity of other sea creatures' marriages.
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"\n\nThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!\n\nHe went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"\n\nShe said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"\n\nJohn said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."\n\n"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.\n\nThe next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."\n\nShe said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."
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hi\n\nthink it's true, why would jesus care for the wine if in fact it was not his own wedding??? why mary would tell him that they ran out of wine, plus mary alert at the guests???, way too easy this one to figure it out, by the way soy boricua 100% raised in naguabo, p.r., from what "pueblo" are you from???
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Lot's daughters were cute.  I love how they repeatedly got their father drunk and had sex with him, then gave birth to a son each.  That was such a heart warming tale of Christian values, and what a father's day gift too!  Look Daddy when I got you drunk and had sex with you I got pregnant and here is a new son you didn't know you had.  He is both your son and grandson, yay!
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I always liked this one:\n\nFour men die simultaneously and go up to heaven.  As they wait at the heavenly gates, Saint Peter tells them that they've actually overfilled the heavenly quota and are going to have to be very discriminating.  He goes up to the first man, who is wearing an extremely cheap suit.\n\n"You spent your whole life hoarding money and being a miser.  In fact, you love money so much that you married a woman named Penny!  You can't come in."  He tells the man.\n\nHe approaches the second, who is grossly overweight.  "You spent your whole life as a greedy glutton eating whatever you wanted.  In fact, you love food so much that you married a woman named Candy!  You can't come in."  He tells the man.\n\nAs he's making these judgements, the third man leans over to the other and whispers "It doesn't look good, Dick."\n\nIt's cute and funny, mostly because it doesn't see anything wrong with being gay- it's taken to be natural- which is always a plus.
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Are you serious? My god I am learning a lot of interesting facts this moring. Are you really for real? I need proof.\n\nOkay...I just checked it out and you are right. In fact I was taken to a site in which a man was dining on a little baby in Taiwan. Eck! I am not sure if I will be eating much today.
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mom had this fish thing she did -- totally gross.\n\nShe would take a block of frozen fish, squirt lemon and put butter on it and stick it in the oven.\n\nShe would also take a lump of ground beef, pour ketchup on it, stick it in the oven and call it meatloaf.\n\ntotally gross!
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The Great and Mighty FSM is good with romano or parmesan, or a mixture of both, with a side of garlic bread and a bottle of red wine.   \nMay His Noodly Appendage touch you.
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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules: \n\n"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" \n\nHis new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that I have rules too. There will be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not..."