If you could have free, unlimited service for 5 years, which would you choose? Why?\n\n1. Extremely good cook\n2. Chauffeur\n3. Housekeeper\n4. Masseuse\n5. Personal secretary
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Someone who can rub my back with one hand, while doing the dishes with the other and answer my calls with the handsfree cell phone around his ear, all the while keeping his eye on the food in the oven and starting and heating up the car with the remote starter and heater for the shopping trip I have planned after my massage.
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wanted:\nA tall well-built woman with good\nreputation, who can cook frogs\nlegs, who appreciates a good fuc-\nschia garden, classical music and tal-\nking without getting too serious.\nBut please only read lines 1,3 and 5.\n\nPS-i didnt write this myself i got it off the internet isnt it funny!!!!:)
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1) The ability to go for long periods with out a paycheck.\n2) The ability to pay large amounts of money for health ins.\n3) The drive to pound pavement to drum up new business.\n4) The patience to deal with slow paying clients.\n5) The personality to keep smiling when everyone is out to get you.\n6) The concept of tactics to know your competition and out perform them.\n7) The frame of mind to give superior customer service.\n8) The relief of knowing your a success!
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I am a full time stay at home mommy and home maker, which is very satisfying to me. I lay the base stone on my childrens moral, attitude, education and am soley responsible for their wellbeing, health, behavior and appearance.\n\nPlus that, which is already a major job for itself, I am also the cook, the maid, the gardener, the animal tender, the mail/office assistant, the driver, the shopper, the legal assistant, the wife and in general, the domestic engineer...Did I mention dish washer??? lol...\n\nEven though it's sometimes overwhelming, yes, I am very satisfied with what I am doing, with the exception that it's mostly all voluntarily and generally unpaid (unless you count room and board in)...\n\nThe probably best job I would consider would be nursing or medical research... it's hands on, and it really can change people!
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well, since I am married sex is out of the question. I would make him a big homecooked meal with all of his favorite foods. I would draw him some nice hot bathwater so he could take a relaxing bath. I could give him a back and foot massage.I would write him letters while he was in service. send him care packages. Would that be enough? I can not think of anything else.
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You need to find out if gratuity was already added in. Most spa salons already add it into their pacakges. If it has I always add a little more depending on the type of service, was it good?, would you go back, was she/he nice so on and so fourth. I am a hairdresser and work in a salon and 20 % is always nice.
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Added to all that the learned have already described.\nYou would start out life\n  waking up in a oap home and start feeling better every  day.\n You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go  collect your  pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold  watch on your first day.\n You would then work 40 years until you're young  enough to enjoy your retirement.\n You start to  drink alcohol, you party,  you're "generally" promiscuous and you get  ready for High  School.\n After High School, you go to primary school, you become  a kid, you play or\n nap all day, you have no  responsibilities.\n You become a baby with no cares  whatsoever.\n Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with  luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap,  larger living quarters everyday...and then... you finish off as an  orgasm!
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I would choose Google Inc.\nBut in your case I'd choose McDonals. I really love it!!! I wish my house was a McDonals, its just so delicious!
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If you happen to find this ideal job will you hook me up with a free room every now and again?
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A wonderful hubby,\nA best friend for life,\nAn errand runner. \n\nThat's all i need. And, of course, money! but it's not a service is it ;(
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You're asking a lot, I think the best you'll get now is cook or care assistant. Jobs go to younger people now, the last care home I worked in was full of 18 and 19 year olds who had no idea what they were doing, but it was cheaper to employ them.
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Never dying... because that way.... you could live forever... have many different careers or many different spouses too
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Depending on the amount of time you have you can meet with these people more than once. Have a questionaer for them to fill out. LEt people know ahead of time about doing there part in cleaning the place up and keeping it that way. Have them sign a "will not be a slob" contract.
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Hell yeah. I'd make stay at home mom's get paid for it cause that's a tough *ss job..I couldn't do it. And I'd pass a law that if a guy left a toilet seat up he'd have to be forced to watch Boobah (I f*cking at that show and my kids drive me nuts with it) over and over again. I'd make it so no old man could drive a convertible, cause there's sooo nothing sexy about a comb over blowing in the wind. :D That's how my happy world would be run :D
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My ideal job \nI would like to be a .........\nI would work from (time) in the morning until (time) in the evening and have x minutes break for lunchtime so I could go shopping.\nI would /would not meet lots of interesting people and the thing I would like best is that I would be helping people/making something....whatever.\nI would like to be paid weekly/monthly.\nI would drive a big/small car/catch the bus/train to work/live on the cruise ship, and have a big/small apartment with x rooms and keep a cat/dog.\nFor my holidays I would go to......\nSo you see this job has to pay me lots of money!\nThat's why I couldn't be a teacher!
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That is so sweet.  You sound like a wonderful person.  Me personally, I picked mine because it seemed like something that I always did naturally.  Finally one day I thought that I should get paid for it.  I am working on becoming a financial planner helping the middle class.  It is great to see them work their way out of debt, save money and live fuller lives.  *hugs*
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uhh being a massage therapist, you'd have to rub people all day long, so unless you have strong hands and dont mind rubbing on all types of people.. old... hairy... ugly... fat... stinky... then it wouldnt be too bad... and if you run your own massage place then you can choose who you work on.... legal secretary you'd more than likely be working for rich lawyer's who most the the time are pricks, but some of them can be nice... i have friends and family who have done both jobs.. and thus far the massage therapist one has worked out better...