i mean they cant even fly, they're not really birds, are they?
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you can get 16 AA batteries for $9!!!!!! anyway, i guess they're water birds. wings are built for underwater type penguin events, what those consist of, i'm not quite sure
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cause they are just not right in the head...
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No, we couldn't fly if we had wings. We're much to heavy for one thing. Flying birds have hollow bones and many other adaptations for flight (like a "keel" on their breastbone that the flight muscles attach to and specialized respiratory systems). It's a good thing we're smart enough to make things like planes, because that's the only way we're getting in the air.
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They are nothing.  From a statistical point of view they are improbable.
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Time flies? We cannot, their flight is too erratic.\n\nSo not beautiful, but it means when it comes to flies, we cannot time them as their flight is too erratic.
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they are entirley too desprit
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no.  they are too scared.
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no, they are not scientific.  they are hockus pockus.
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Exterminate them.They are not fit to be called human beings.
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Because they have no brain.
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No they are absolutely not.. they are passed by stringent quality norms
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I agree. they are parasites.
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They are figments of the imagination.
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They are not playing, They are really that stupid!
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They don't believe in themselves!
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they do not even go together! :)
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oh come on BABy u can fly even without them..... now just since u want to fly doesnt mean that u will take ur parrot's wings.... better take those 10 helium balloons...thats a better idea...