I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?
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Answer is age.\n\nPolar bears are born pink - they turn white with age\nMake you cry - looking back at your youth...\nhave to pee - old guys have to do this a lot\ngirls comb their hair - going through adolescence, women get very vain\netc...
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i guess you heard it wrong because the real riddle is: one person is digging a hole and says,"Wheres the shovel?" \nand a couple of seconds later he says, "yep sure does!" \nAnswer: The person is a 4 year old in a sandbox and he is talking to his invisible friend. He asks him where the shovel is and then he asks him if his foot hurts because he dropped a shovel on his toe. Pretty stupid, huh?
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*What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and \ndelicious and contains thin whitish liquid? \nCOCONUT\n\n*What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? \nGUM\n\n*What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? \nTAKE A LEAK / URINATE\n\n*You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I \nget wet before you do. \n TENT\n* finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The \nbest man always has me first. \nRING / WEDDING RING\n*I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow \nme, you feel good. \nNOSE\n* have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. \nARROW
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Riddle 1: is tablet\n\nRiddle 2 : Bark
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1-This ain't no Merry Christmas so don't hang up a wreath.\n\n2-If you get up in my face, I'm gonna bust your stinkin' teeth.\n\n3-(this only works with a few names) This is ________ and I am Keith.\n\n4-Platinum on my chain and diamonds on my teeth.\n\n5-Ok, so there's no #5, but I'm not really that good with rhymes. Good luck to you anyway!!!
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pressure. if u wanna more explanation:\npressure makes a polar bear white\nmakes u cry\nmakes someone pee and comb their hair\nmakes someone look stupid and certain others look good\nmakes the pancake brown\nmakes champagne bubble\nsqueeze it and it pops\nlook at a pressure mounting and u pop!
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I know these riddles\nCABBAGE\nHEARSE
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ok I looked up the riddle for this...the answer is No. Because the last question is Can you guess the riddle. Everything else is there to throw you off. So Technically the answer is no. Enjoy :)
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A rabbit and a bear are walking through the woods when a magician appears, and tells them that he will grant each of the 3 wishes.\nthe bear says, "I wish that all of the bears in this forest will become female." the magician grants the wish.\nThe rabbit asks for a motorcycle, and the magician grants his wish.\nThe bear's next wish is that all of the bears on this continent will become female, and his wish is granted.\nThe rabbit asks for a helmet.\nthe bear's final wish is that all of the bears in the world will become female, and his wish is granted.\nThe rabbit gets on the motorcycle, puts on his helmet, says : "I wish that the bear will become gay!" and drives away.
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No weirdo's yet\nIf a canoe with 6 wheels is rolling down a hill, how many pancakes will it take to build a doghouse?\nIn a good mood, yes I am, bad mood, leave me alone
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a. white\nb. white\nc. white\nd. white\ne. white\nf. white\ng. white\nh. white\ni. water
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The answer is "no"\n\n"Can you guess the riddle?"\n\nNo i cannot. Kinder gardeners do not know what pressure is.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.  I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".  \n\nHer boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"\n\nThe blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."\n\nHer boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.\n\nHe studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.  Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then  put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Google has found the answer to your riddle: http://www.classbrain.com/artaskcb/publish/article_53.shtml
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Q: Whats a fish and a puddle got in common\nA: They can´t ride a bike.\n\nQ: What do you call a man holding a vibrator, spots on his face and lots of bacon on his head.\nA: Sheik Rasheed Mohamed (spoken=shake, rash head, more ham head)\n\nQ: What do you call a woman with a pool cue between her legs ballancing 3 pints of beer on each arm.\nA: Beartrix Potter\n\nQ: What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other\nA: ileen (I lean)\n\nQ: What do you call an armless and legless man in a lake.\nA: Bob\n\nQ: What do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head.\nA: Edwood woodwood
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The answer is:\nIn its proper, original form, the first two sentences have absolutely nothing to do with the question: "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them." Ignore those two sentences. They are there only to throw you off course. (And it worked, didn't it?) What's left is the actual riddle itself: "There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."\nThe key is the phrase "the English language." In this three-word phrase, the third word is simply the word "language." Get it? "Language" is definitely something that "everyone uses every day"! Without that quirky little twist, the puzzle would be just another trivia question, not a riddle.
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The answer is simply "NO".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://www.teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.