i looove blonde jokes, i hope  i can get a few good ones...
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Here are some that I love :\nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"\n\nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."\n\nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"\n\nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."\n------------\nblonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.\n\nThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.\n\nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.\n\nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.\n\nSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.\n\nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.\n\nThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"\n\nThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"\n----------\nBLONDE DEODORANT\n\nA blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.\n\nUnfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.\n\n"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."\n"But I always get it here," says the blonde.\n"Do you have the container it comes in?"\n"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."\n\nShe returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."\n\nThe annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
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Blonde Jokes:\n\nThe Top 10 Dumb Blonde Inventions (11-18, I made Up and Found On Internet):\n\n1) Waterproof Towel\n2) Solar-Powered Flashlight\n3) Submarine Screen Door\n4) A Book On How To Read\n5) Inflatable Dart Board\n6) Dictionary Index\n7) Helicopter Ejector Seat\n8) Powdered Water\n9) Designer Camouflage\n10) Waterproof Tea Bag\n11) Wireless Dog Leash\n12) Silent Car Alarm\n13) Glass Hammer\n14) Brick Window\n15) See-Through Swimsuit\n16) Pet Rock\n17) Wooden Soap\n18) Pedal-Powered Wheel Chair\n\nMore Jokes:\n\nQ: How do blonde brain cells die ? \nA: Alone. \n\n\nQ: How do you change a blonde's mind? \nA: Blow in her ear. \n\nQ: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? \nA: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! \n\nQ: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? \nA: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. \n\nQ: How did the blonde die ice fishing? \nA: She was run over by the zamboni machine. \n\nQ: How do you get a blonde to marry you? \nA: Tell her she's pregnant. \n\nQ: How does a blond spell farm? \nA: E-I-E-I-O \n\nQ: How does a blond kill a fish? \nA: She drowns it. \n\nQ: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? \nA: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. \n\nQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? \nA: Run....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde golfer with an iq of 125? \nA: a foursome. \n\nQ: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? \nA: An air bag. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? \nA: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. \n\nQ: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? \nA: Trying to hold on to a thought. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? \nA: Because it said 'concentrate'. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? \nA: She wanted to go on a round trip. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? \nA: She thought it was diet coke. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? \nA: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? \nA: The noise gave her a headache. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? \nA: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? \nA: She heard that the drinks were on the house. \n\nQ: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? \nA: They don't know the route. \n\nQ: Why do blondes work seven days a week? \nA: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. \n\nQ: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? \nA: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. \n\nQ: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? \nA: Elvis has been sighted. \n\nQ: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? \nA: Some traffic signs say stop. \n\nQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? \nA: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. \n\nQ: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? \nA: She turned it over and used the other side. \n\nQ: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? \nA: Thanks for the refill. \n\nQ: How does a blonde commit suicide? \nA: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. \n\nQ: How do you plant dope? \nA: Bury a blonde. \n\nQ: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? \nA: Wave to her. \n\nQ: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? \nA: With a tire gauge! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? \nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear. \n\nQ: How do you kill a blonde? \nA: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do blondes pierce their ears? \nA: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do you drown a blond? \nA: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
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Blonde in hayfield\n\n\n\nA Blonde was driving down the road, and spotted another\nBlonde in the middle of a hayfield rowing a boat. She stopped the car,\ngot out\nand went to the shoulder of the road, and yelled, "You know, it's\nblondes like\nyou that give blondes a bad name!, and if I could swim I would come\nout there\nand kick your ass!"\n------------------------\nPUT ON TWO COATS.\n\nThis blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these\nblonde\njokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to\nshow her\nhusband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at\nwork, she\ndecides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.\n\nThe next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down\nto the\ntask at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the\ndistinctive smell\nof paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on\nthe floor in\na pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur\ncoat at\nthe same time.\n\nHe goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what\nshe is\ndoing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde\nwomen are\ndumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her\nwhy she has\na ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the\ndirections\non the paint can and they said....\n\n\n(scroll down)... I love this one ...\n\n\n\n\n\nFOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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lmao i luv little jhonny jokes!!!!!   :D
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
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lol...   nice....   that last  one really made me giggle... cute
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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it is all in the timing.  i have laughed at blondes telling blond jokes
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rofl\n\nthat was great...\ni love dirty jokes
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i like your jokes, your funny!!
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My favorite dumb blonde joke:\n\nDumb blonde on a 4 engine plane hears the captian say "folks we have one engine out, there is going to be a 1 hour delay"...a few moments later he comes across again "engine 2 is out, that's going to be another hour delay"...they fly on for a couple more hours again the captian comes across "engine 3 is out, 1 more hour delay"...the dumb blonde jumps up and says "Damn, hope engine 4 doesn't go out, if it does, we're gonna be up here allllll day"
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omg...i wish i could record me laughing my azz off here and show it to you....lol this was good!!
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not a very good joke but its ok\ntry something new to entertain people\nbut good u at least tried
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try to put in the funniest blonde joke and u may get some thumbs up.
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Oh sh*t, you've got some good ones.  Thanks!  You're a 10 in the joke department.
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oh wow... funny!  You have some good ones there.... keep em coming! I like your sence of humor
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A bartender was working one day when a group of blondes enter the bar. They order a couple drinks and gather around a table chanting "51 days! 51 days!" Soon another group of blondes enter the bar and do the same, all the while chanting "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender became confused but didn't bother asking. Soon another blonde walks in with some sort of picture under her arm and joins the rest. The bartender becomes very curious so he waits until the shouting dies down and walks over to the table. The picture he saw was a children’s puzzle that was glued to cardboard. He asks what was with all the chanting. A blonde answers, "The box of this puzzle says 2-4 yrs. we finished it in 51 days!!"\n\nA blonde is in Florida and goes into a shoe store. She asks the guy at the counter to show her his best alligator (skin) shoes. So he does, and the blonde likes them. She asks what the price is, and the guy says $1000. She’s shocked and begs the man to lower the price. He doesn't. “Perhaps you should go make your own,” he says sarcastically. The blonde leaves the store without replying. Later that day the salesman is driving back home and sees the same blonde in a swamp with a shot gun. Suddenly an alligator swims up to the blonde. The blonde shoots at it and hits it. She pulls it up on shore next to a pile of other dead alligators. She flips the alligator over and yells, “Drat, this one doesn’t have shoes either!”\n\nThere was a blonde who wanted to earn some extra money, so she figured she would be a handywoman. She started early to her neighbor's on Saturday morning, knocked on the door and told him that she was the new local handywoman. "Do you have anything you need done around here?" she asked. "Well, I've been meaning to get that porch painted for awhile. How much will you charge?" The blond quickly responded, "$50!" "All right!" said the man "Paint and brushes are in the shed. If you need anything else, let me know." His wife, overhearing the entire conversation, thinks that this is a reasonable, fairly intelligent blonde, but wonders how she can charge so little for painting the porch that wrapped around the entire house! About an hour later, the blond returns to collect her money. "Done already?" said the man. "Yep," the blond replied. "And there was enough paint to give it two coats!" "Wow, that's great" he said. He hands her the money and as she turns to go she says, "Oh, and by the way, it’s not a porch, it's a Lexus."