Saddam Hussein\nOsama\nHitler\n\nFor example making jokes about them. I think that every one deserves civility and at least a little respect.
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I think we should be able to make jokes about any person who has a "public" personality. That's the price you pay for fame and that's why Letterman & those guys are around. And I'm not just talking about the nasty ones - you should be able to joke even about Mother Theresa. This is also partially based on the premise of a previous writer (Admiral) who correctly states we shouldn't even take ourselves too seriously.
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Im going to have to go with John Kerry. Everyone knows he is a flip flop and he bats for both sides so Im giving him the slight advantage over George Washington because Kerry can be involved in gang bangs.
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hamhead\n(ahmed)\njust a guess
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I'd say........Howard Dean. He seems to be the most hatefilled of all of them. Maybe that Murtha idiot.
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Jesus? The prophet Mohammed? Martin Luther King?
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Albert Einstein. \n\nHe was very smart, intuitive, and a humanitarian. All of the things we need today.
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Hannibal Lechter.\n\nSo courteous. So erudite :-))
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Osama Obama.\nObama sounds enough like Osama that the Democrats might like him.
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egypt  hosny mubarak\npalastine hania \nisrael olmert\njordon king abdullah hussien\nlebanon lahood\nsyria bashar elasad\nsaudia arabia  king abdullah \nemarate almaktoom \nthat is all
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I agree George Bush here and Ann Coulter in Iraq. The world would be a much better place to live. I get happier just thinking about. Thank You, you have made my day. You have a nice day too.
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Gilbert Gottfried.\n\n     Sometimes funny/\n\n         Always very annoying/
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Osama Bin Laden, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, Rumsfeld....
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Mr. Bush !\n\nI wish some one sees it and conveys it to you.\nThat is how your people think about legality of this war.
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graham norton;\nnow he`s a f*cking joke if \never there was one !
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woman hitler.\n\nlol sorry, i know that's mean!
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I think I'd go with Steven Colbert.  But the underlying quality that every good comedian has in my opinion is almost an oxymoron, they have over-the-top subtlety.  The good comedians say what most of us are thinking, but in an unusual way.\n\nI'm reminded of a joke by Dave Attell I saw last night.  It is racist so if you think it will bother you don't read any further.\n\nHe said that we should have a religious holiday for everyone.  A time when anyone can do whatever they want to do even if it goes against what they believe.  He started with Catholics, saying they should be allowed on this day to use condoms and talk about evolution.  Then he went to Jews, saying they should be allowed to eat a pork chop and play a professional sport (which is of course fully allowed by their belief, it attacks them as being incapable of athletics, not on belief that athletics is wrong).  And finally he ended with Muslims, saying they should get on a plane and allow it to land for once (of course attacking the idea that all Muslims are terrorist, which they aren't but that is why it is funny).  Then he ended the whole thing with "No offense" (which is funny precisely because it was meant to offend, and he is emphasizing that by claiming it wasn't meant to).  It is this unusual way of saying things that I find so funny.\n\nStephen Colbert has done a couple himself.  He likes to pretend like he has a style similar to Bill O'Reilly (a conservative talk show host).  So Colbert often compares himself to Bush as both being good.  He said once, "Like George Bush, I rarely read the newspaper..." (the rest is unnecessary for explanation).  This of course attacks Bush as saying he doesn't know what is going on in the world, but he masks it as a good thing; thus emphasizing the foolishness of not knowing.  It is this subtlety that makes these two and so many others great.
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Martin Luther King Jr.\n\nI would ask him from where, besides god, he drew his strong moral convictions, and his opinion on the present state of our country.\n\n\nPS: I am not being overly "PC." The guy who asked that questions REPEATEDLY asks racist questions and talks condescendingly of other races. My answer wasn't based on that ONE question. Don't be so quick to judge.