i cant poop!!!!i am havin roblems!!!and i am not constapaded...becuz i went to the dr.
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You should drink lots of water. At least 8 glasses a day. Drinking lots of water will keep everything moving!
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I have the same problem. I will try like heck not to use a public bathroom. Now sometimes when I got to go, huh...I got to go. It's funny cause I will not sit my butt on the toilet what so ever. I will go to the handicap stall and hold on to the rails. My butt never touches the toilet seat. Who knows whats been on that seat.
192496
u might have crabs. he gave u something. go 2 the dr.
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You are LUCKY you still alive. You need to seek medical help. If you don't see Dr. your stupidity will kill you.
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You are enjoying this too much.  Poop in the pan then move the pan.  Finisher yer big crap then divie up the poop in the pan into the jars......wipe and go.  Don't forget to wash yer hands.
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ROTFL  look dude, i am a nurse. calm down okay..no it is not good to have not had a bowell movement in 5 days but not quite life threatening yet,,first of all, do you or someone you know have a stethascope? if so, listen to where your bowells are if you hear no gurgling and rumbling then you have hypoactive bowell sounds..which means constipation.or could be a twisted bowell, but you would know if you had this (pain). try this.warm some prune juice in an 8 oz. glass. pour 60ml of Milk of Mag. (4 tablespoons) mix it all together and drink it down. tomorrow morning you should feel much better. k..good luck.\n\n\noh, if nothing happens after 7 days go to the dr. could be impaction. with this the symptoms are loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting usually bile. you would know if you were impacted..just try this or a soap suds enema with about 1000ml of water. they sell these otc..good luck dear.
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Whatever came out of your butt had nothing to do with your reproductive eggs. Honey, your eggs are microscopic and you can't see them. I think you must have something really wrong and need to go see your doctor right away. You shouldn't be passing ANYTHING like what you described.
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Try mixing your diet and bowel movements toghter.\n\nTry upping your fibre content in your diet, you could eat prunes, dates of figs, and then you have a healthy snack.\n\nALSO try upping your water intake, if your stools are moister then your body may find it easier to exit them.\n\nIf all else fails, as you have tried senokot go to your doctor, as you COULD have a bowel problem.
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It could be a couple of things -  you could have torn your anus - it happens from a big bowel movement, or anal sex.\n\nIt could be other issues internally.  I would keep a close eye (as pleasant as that can be) on your movements.  Would be smart to call your doctor too.  Better safe than sorry.  If it is internal, you need to catch it early.
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Sounds like they need to see if you have a obstruction somewhere.  Also taking some stool softners everyday may help.\n\nAre you drinking alot of water?\n\nCan they change you to a different drug for detoxing...like Clonidine?
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perhaps u dont eat enough fiber, so your intestines arent as able to compact your feces as tightly, resulting in less dense feces which float in water. Eat more fiber, and u should have the brown submarines in the toilet bowl. lol
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I would see another health care type person.  No movement in a week is really excessive.  See another doctor or  try one of those colon health type practitioners.
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hon, go see a dr. i didnt' even have to read the details. *hug*
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If you aren't going to use them, why ask? I didn't get cramps and I didn't sit on the toilet all day. If I'm feeling bad enough, I will stay home, either before or after taking a laxative. Not every situation is the same.
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well i would DEFINETLY go to the DOC!!!!
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Well my dear,If you are constantly constipated and not on a healthy diet,the situation you describe could be haemorrhoids..Whilst trying to evacuate,by being constipated,your blood vessels close to the anal sphincter are being stretched to the maximum and therefore,if you continue being constipated,they possibly could break open and there you have what you have describing..Visit a doctor and get him to sort you out.If you do not see a doctor,I'm afraid the problem will escalate and get really really bad and you may need surgery.Better see him soon to get rid of this situation..Hurry n get better...Take good care of yaself and Best wishes
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Go to an emergency room if you can't see your doctor today.\n\nBlood in the stool is VERY serious. Not to scare you - but it could mean lots of things - things that need attention so they don't become more serious. Treat this today!!!\n\nSave yourself some time, and take a sample with you - put a small amount in a tupperware or baggy. Tell them when you first noticed it and have a general record of your diet to tell them as well.