Like a common clown???
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What do you want to gain from the experience?  You could die, or you could be injured so bad that you would need somebody else to wipe your bottom for the rest of your life.\n\nIs the risk worth the reward?  I don't think so.  Find a good roller coaster, maybe go bungee jumping.
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LOL. That's funny. Some of these people should relax a little. I mean where's your sense of humor.
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some weirdo dude,\nduh!
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Well, because they don't have a leg to stand on, so to speak! It's like small children, when they do something wrong and are caught in the act. They'll twist and squirm and come up with any excuse in order not to admit they're wrong. Same with these clowns...
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If you are a psychiatrist, this is a cruel joke. However, I think you are a dumb kid pretending to be a psychiatrist pretending to have ear gnomes and if Barney were here right now I'd borrow his bullet and e-mail it to you on a loan so that you could evacuate those critters.
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monitorhead someone should tie u up!!! ehehe where do u come up with such stuff!!! still u make us giggle... thnx.. :o)\nwhen I see a dear I go "awwww it's bambi sooo cute!!!) -unless it is one of those real big ones... ehehe :o)
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Bounces back and forth between this and the polotics section.\n\nFunny thing is, I think it's all the same people.
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Can't help but generalise from what I've seen, but. . .they seem self-obsessed, uptight, rude & obnoxious!!!!!!!!!\n\nWanna prove otherwise?!?!?! *lol*(",)
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yes most definitely, since i was little.  and balloons too, my great uncle would always rub them on my head and i didn't like the static.  Stphen King introduced a whole new generation to the wonder of clowns.. Bozo you can go to he*l.
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Honestly, I don't hate clowns.  I'm actually obsessed with them.  Mimes too.  \n\nI do, however, believe that there IS something unnerving about clowns because as characters who are supposed to bring us such joy and amusement, they never seem to share their sadness and despair with us.  I think that removes them from the human equation, because they never seem to be able to relate or demonstrate (while in-costume) any kinship to the human condition.\n\nIt seems unnatural to smile when you don't feel like smiling, and if you can't maintain a smile, you paint it on your face despite your grimace, sneer or frown, thereby still giving the allusion of glee and merriment.  To me, that's disturbing.  \n\nThe most disturbing thing to me of all, and I've seen regular people who aren't clowns do this, is when someone smiles with their mouth - and NOT their eyes.  Sad clowns are the must perplexing, if you ask me.  Pagliacci and the like, are Perhaps this is why clowns are so mysteriously curious to us.  Their external facades are bizarre, and sometimes garishly horrific...  Who KNOWS what lurks underneath the greasepaint and crazy costumes?  Clowns make their living by lying to us, deceiving us, diverting our attention with petty parlor games, while hiding their identities, and pretending to be and feel something other than their true characteristics and feelings.  \n\nTheir costumery is sometimes freakish, sometimes even frightening - yet, they are a staple in the children's entertainment industry...  Even after the John Wayne Gacy affair...
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Me, or maybe my clown classmates. Well actually we r a circus act together so if ya really wanna laugh, stay 4 a period.
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Did a Google image search and the closest I got pointed me to a caricature at http://wheels128.blogspot.com/2005/04/most-unfunny-guy-in-history-of-world.html
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Clowns are whores, in that they whore themselves for the cheap entertainment of kids...but aren't "celebrities" whores also? Whoring themselves to companies, endorsing products that they've probably never heard of, smiling, all the while dead inside but "happy" because in the end they avoided everyone else's fate of working for a living?\n\nhmmmm....
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hihi...funny thing...but r u crazy?
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be normal of coarse...lol
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sounds like a typical man
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Clowns to the left...Jokers to the right\n\n\nI'm with ya