HI I know it sounds wierd but i just do not want to go to school tomorrow my life is sucking and i need a break and i know my parents wont let me stay home unless i am sick how can i either fake sick or actually get sick??? Help even though it sounds silly.
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Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, it's a good movie.\n\nHe'll show you how to do it.
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What he/she said. Ask your doctor for advice on the right thing to do. My Mom is a nurse and I will ask her for you when she gets home! :) \n   (I'll just click "Edit message" and rewrite my whole answer. She will know for sure!)\n\n   But until then, Have a nice day and remember to drink lots of fluids to help you get better. WATER AND SPECIAL DRINKS ONLY!
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If it is happening right now, go to the emergency room, or to the nearest emergency clinic. If it isn't happening right now, go to your doctor tomorrow. Call in sick to work if you have to. That sounds like something serious.
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Please phone your doctor immediately, Ask for an urgent  appointment. The Doctor whether you are on campus or at home, can refer you to social services  for assistance.\nYou may be able to take a year out , but that needs discussing with your college/university\nLife is short enough without finding new ways to make it shorter. Nothing on this earth is worth making yourself ill over.\nWhilst you are going through a really bad time now, you will miss out on how good and beautiful life can be, so please do not end your life. You can get the help you need but sometimes we just do not know where to begin. I hope this will be a new beginning, for your mum and you
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Eat even when you don't feel like it. Not junk food. I'm talking dense food. Eggs, Cheese, Meat, Potatoes. Real dense stuff, and eat it til you're about to burst, but just before vomitting level. That combined with no exercise should get some weight earned pretty well.
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you could be sick.  make sure you aren't coming down with something.  i would call a parent or doctor.  i'm not sure how old you are.
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The three 'R's - Rest, Relax and Reason.\n\nYou really need to rest and take sleep when you can - the demands of being a medical student go above and beyond the average Joe and you need to be on tip top form.\nRelax to take your mind away from your workload - this doesn't mean going out and getting yourself drunk and partied every night, but blow off some steam - exercise - hit out at a few punch bags and breathe in some lavender oils to wind down.\nReason with yourself - Is it worth worrying about? Is it worth affecting your health for? What would be the consequences if you didn't do something? Would life still go on regardless? Are there alternative routes you can try? Can you ask for delays from your tutors? Can you get help from them, or anyone else?\n\nMost of this is common sense, but when you get stressed, tired and depressed, sense goes out the window.\n\nMost of all - remember to breathe.\n\nTake Care
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You've been sick and that explains it.  Typically the 3rd to 5th day are the worst.\n\nJust make sure that you are hydrated by drinking fluids.  Broth is a good option.  Don't force yourself to eat things that you wont be able to keep down.\n\nStay hydrated...  Watch electrolyte balance too (sodium, potasium, etc...).  Typically you'll be fine if you drink water and have broth.\n\nI've seen people in the hospital go for a week without eating anything...  So don't sweat it.  You'll eat when you feel better.\n\nRegards,\nRyan
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if your under stress it could be a stomach knot, yes that's a real thing, but it more so feels like your stomach is really tight inside and a bit crampy. You might just have a 24 hour stomach bug. Take the day off of school hang out and watch movies, you'll feel better soon :) or have your parents make you a doctors appointment sounds to me though you just need a day to hang out and get some rest.
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jab yourself in the eye with a pencil.. just kidding.. but seriously.. if u are sick then just say so.. and tell what is wrong with u.. of course this does not mean u get to eat nachos and watch porn all day.. that is my job.. just rest and take it easy and u will be better in a jiffy
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Could be the flu.  Take tylenol for your fever and a decongestant (sudafed, for example) to clear out your head.  Just like they always tell you: plenty of fluids to clear out your system, a big dose of vitamin C couldn't hurt, either.  SLEEP.  If you're young, take advantage of sick days from school.  If you're not, doctor yourself up as my mom used to say, and deal with it.  Get a cute friend to make you some chicken soup.
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try it...\n\n\nbtw\n\nu r sick
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take some sinus meds and do your best to get some sleep.  Unless you are running a fever or vomiting, you really shouldn't miss school.
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You know you have a problem if it makes it hard to function in your day-to-day tasks.  Is is a problem or merely an inconvenience?  If it is a problem then seek professional help.\n\nThere are things you can do, though, to calm yourself down.  You can learn relaxation techniques like muscle relaxation or deep breathing.  You do this in your spare time and then use the skills when you're in stressful situations.  \n\nYou're afraid of something.  A professional can help you with this or you can work through it yourself.  If you're like me or most people, then you slowly work through this kind of thing.  The sickness feels serious but eventually you find that it isn't.  The more you are cool with it the easier it is to cope.  Hope that helps.
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A cold is a virus and there is nothing you can do to actually make it go away...you can treat the symptoms so that you can get on with your life though.  Make sure that you get plenty of rest and drink lots of fluids, take some DayQuil during the day...it never makes me feel to 'drugged up'...and get on with your life.  So long as you are getting enough sleep, eating right, and drinking enough fluids your body will handle the virus.
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DONT TAKE MORE THAN 1 A DAY...YOU WILL GET SICK REALLY BADLY....
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I personally think it will make matters worse. I'm sick with a cold my 3 yr old brought home from preschool and chasing after both of the kids is really wearing me down. Usually by this time in the day I have the clothes done, the house cleaned, the kids bathed, and we have you usually done our morning stretches and jogged in place. But guess what none of it is done I'm just wore from the cold and chasing around. So don't work out just lay in bed and relax thats what I would do if I could. I hope you feel better.