I bought a whole box of these badboys and not one fortune has come true! Who are they writing these things for? I am quite dissapointed! Only 2 left!
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Who writes that stuff anyway?\nWhy aren't they winning the lottery with the numbers on the back?\nWho learns Chinese from fortune cookies anyway?\n\nOn Debate team in college, we'd go to a Chinese Restaurant sometime during the tournaments, and everyone would read their fortune aloud, then all would chime in after the fortune was read, "In bed."\n\nI know this may be old hat to some, but to me in college it was "pee in my pants" funny.\n\nExample:  "You will obtain many friends and a vast fortune...."  "In bed."  LOL...for adults only....
613678
Oh Jesus. Another BSB "comeback"? Didn't the last one crash & burn? \n\nGod save us all....
257753
Is it a must you have to answer them? You received them from the chain e-mails, didn't you? Throw them away and find time for something else better. They are just senseless, and don't believe that you shall get a bad luck for not answer them.
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I'm still trying to pull up mystical ball to check it out, but here is a site explaining how it works.  I haven't read it yet, because I don't want to spoil the fun;)
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yeah theres a 4th one it went staight to video I haven't seen it. It's anout stiffler's brother or something. The only person I recognized in the advertisments was eugene levy. The whole thing didn't really interest me. The first three were good. Now I think they are stretching it a little bit.
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You know what they say...One mans junk is another mans treasure. I've never done it, but after being hit by hurricane charley in 2004 some lady was trying to sell hurricane wind...wtf
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Me N Whiskeybee (my friend's identity being altered for his protection) stole some things from SPENCER'S gifts a long, long time ago. This would have been around 1989. \n\nI regret doing it, now. I haven't stolen anything else since then, and I wish I had never done it in the first place.\n\nI was looking at some key chains and buttons- mostly "Megamess" buttons and other bric-a-brac- and I told him that I wanted them. He quickly grabbed them and hid them in his wallet. LOL. He was very stealthy, and seemed astute in the art of subterfuge.\n\nWell, like I said, I wish I hadn't done it. Bad things- very bad things- happened to me afterward...although, technically speaking, I wasn't caught at the time.\n\nI have considered going back to the store and handing them an envelope with $20, and a note with an explanation- but I am afraid that I may be prosecuted for larceny. I guess the statute of limitations has expired already, but I haven't decided yet what course of action to undertake.\n\nThe show "My name is Earl" also inspires me to rise above my trailer-trash rooted past, and make amends for all the mean crap I have done over the years. : )
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SPOT ON !!!!!!!  I've just seen daniel odonnell being advertised....ppfffttt.....hes still crap like all the other has beens, but of course its all about money and we are all daft enough to buy them cos granny...mum..or whoever ' likes ' them !  BOOOO
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It seems like a nasty trend beginning to start. I hope they get this figured out before next season.  The holdup is money. Always the holdup. Greedy people!!!!
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They used the crayon so much its all gone now. Just the paper jacket is left. It's all a big and elaborate scheme/scam. The place where their plan went wrong is where their play-pretend drama became real! The bogeyman actually showed up!\n\nJack F is angry it seems.
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I got one of those last month - from someplace in Canada, although the bank in question was in Idaho or North Dakota or someplace like that. It is a "snail mail" version of those emails that go around trying to convince you that you've won the Irish Lottery or something. I did some research online and this is a fraud. And since it was sent through the mail, it is actually mail fraud. The website I read said that I should take the letter to  my postmaster and report it - but I've been too lazy to do that. The post office is closed by the time I get home, and only open till noon on Saturdays. I feel bad though for those, especially the elderly, who buy into this. The letter I received actually said I was to send the entire $4grand or whatever it was back to them to pay for "administrative costs". Yea, right. And in the meantime, they get my banking information from the check I send them and they can steal my identity!
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Barely veiled scam.\n\nAnd D below has been marketing this on here for at least a month.
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I would sell them on Ebay, at least you get something for it and there is a lot of people out there interested in the boxes I believe..☺
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Good grief ! I haven't seen any of those for donkey's years. I will be very much surprised if you will be able to trade them in now. The deadline for that, was over ten years ago.
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Ok, guys, I just received the same notice from someone on my buddy list.  Since I don't just blindly accept it when someone tells me about a virus or any such stuff (Have been burned by believing that before!!!) I decided to do some checking on the net.  On the trendmicro website I found some information stating that the j_neutron07 "virus" is just a hoax.  Nothing on snopes.com just yet either way. As always, the choose is yours as to whether you want to believe or not, just be informed before you decide!!!
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Dude its Aaron Boone. Send it to me, along with $5 for my trouble, and I will incinerate it for you. That turd was the worst investment my pathetic hometown heroes have ever made. In all seriousness, I would doubt you could get more than $10 or maybe $15. That might even be a stretch. That was the last(only) great moment for Boone, and with sports memorabilia, values tend to fade with interest in a player.
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I think this is Dire Straights - Money for Nothing. I shouldn't know this but I do. Ahhhh!