I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?
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light (or sunlight)\n\nlight makes polar bears clear hair shafts appear white\nlight makes your eyes water\nlight first thing in the morning...guy gets out of bed to pee and girl combs her hair\nlight makes celebrities look stupid since it shed light on their antics\nlight makes normal people look like celebrities by putting them in the spotlight\npancakes brown, they are no longer light\nexpose champagne to light and it bubbles\nif you squeeze a lightbulb, it pops\ncan't figure last line but know that staring at sunlight is very bad for your eyes
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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The riddle really goes like this:\n"Think of words ending in -gry. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses everyday. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.” \n\nThe answer is therefore "language."\nIt is the third word in "the English language"
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1. horse\n2. chocolate\n3. kind of wet and down\n4. blue\n5. Whichever wasn't bad for me!\n6. Yes!\n7. Under my bed, partying with the Boogey Man\n8. Of course!\n9. I don't know!\n10. The sky!\n11. yes... :-)\n12. No! I wanted it to last forever!
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First of all, the last part of the riddle is missing. "Can you answer this riddle?"\n\nThe answer is simply "no".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white, and just made a wild guess.\nDo a little research, and you'll see pressure has absolutely nothing to do with it...
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take the duck over. come back. take the fox over. bring the duck back. take the duck food over. come back. take the duck over.\n\n\nbet you i can solve it!
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break me and you might win ten points\n\nIt has 8 words and matches all the letters\n\nHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nI WIN!
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pressure. if u wanna more explanation:\npressure makes a polar bear white\nmakes u cry\nmakes someone pee and comb their hair\nmakes someone look stupid and certain others look good\nmakes the pancake brown\nmakes champagne bubble\nsqueeze it and it pops\nlook at a pressure mounting and u pop!
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No weirdo's yet\nIf a canoe with 6 wheels is rolling down a hill, how many pancakes will it take to build a doghouse?\nIn a good mood, yes I am, bad mood, leave me alone
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Riddle (you and I) by Five For Fighting. \nJohn Ondrosnick (sp?)
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.  I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".  \n\nHer boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"\n\nThe blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."\n\nHer boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.\n\nHe studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.  Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then  put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Really its a nice mind riddle.\nAnd u gave the answer also.........but real good one.\nIt took me time to understand even after reading the answer.\nBut its great.\nNext time dont give the answer to any other riddle.........let people think and give the answer.This way It wud b better. Though i liked that answer was given coz otherwise i wud b thinking about it but i m sure i wudnt hv got it.\nTake care & God bless
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a. white\nb. white\nc. white\nd. white\ne. white\nf. white\ng. white\nh. white\ni. water
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That reminds me of a Canadian joke:\n\n(you have to be holding a canadian nickel)\nHow do you make the queen giggle?\nTurn her upside down and rub her beaver.
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please pardon me but, \n\nhow do you drown a blonde?\n\nput a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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from URANUS...lol\nlol\nlol\nlol\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH\n\ndang I'm funny
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Pressure!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I am soooo sick of seeing this riddle! Its been on here about 100 times!