i would like a joke if you give me one ill give you points!
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.\n\nAfter they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."\n\nFlattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!"\n\nThe woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man.\n\nThe man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.\n\nThe woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.\n\nThe man asks, "Aren't you having any?"\n\nThe woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."\n\nMoral of the story:\nWomen are clever. Don't mess with them.
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go to jokes.com\nthey have some pretty good ones!\n\nI like this one:\n\nSo there is a University of South Carolina Football Player, a Clemson University Football Player, and a Florida State Football player in a car. Now Who is driving?\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\nThe Cop!!! :)
653218
funnni...\nkeep it up need so humour once in a while..\n*~*
481846
Hurray for s**t jokes LOL\n\nThanks for cheerin me up Ploppy!
413738
A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
294423
Little Britain rip off, come up with something original, thanks for the points ha ha ha ha ha 2 for me -5 for you
411624
Bwwwaaahaaahaaaa!\n\nThanks, I needed a chuckle.
473082
Good joke.\nLittle sh1t has an answer for everything!
451694
awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
193193
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
360271
Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
606871
LOL Thanks. Good joke!   ;)\n\n(you did a good job weeding out the humorless too!)
9368
There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
158673
hmm i haven't been on here for a long time but you may wanna try jokes.com?\nor www.bored.com
161541
good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
655378
I have no idea but can you give me the 10 points??
630437
Yea! People are funny.What was your question?lol I really would like those points,I work hard to get a few point's,cause I aint to smart,can I have them?