you see ninja's Kidnapped my family and now I need money for kung fu lessons
121176
Steal it from little old ladies. They put up the least resistance.
391371
I Thank God that you do not have the power to take my money and squander it on a bunch of thugs who murder and oppress thier own people,, I will empower the military with mine, and go free those poor and opressed people and kill thier thug dictators..When they are truly free, you can go give all of YOUR money that you want to, just remember , they have been taught from birth by thier mom and dad and thier qaran to hate you and to die trying to kill you
171410
yea go to court...... u get money and can stop it from happening again... be a hero not a zero :)\n\ntell them u bout to go to court... give them a little more time to reply and if they don't then just send them the court date and say i'll see u in court... make sure you have all ur evidence and papers against them\n\nGood Luck
254218
MY DEAR MAN HOW COME YOU HAVE MANAGED TO BECOME A DEBT-ER TO THE TUNE OF 5000$. IT IS REALLY A PITY TO HEAR THIS, UP TO THE AGE OF 53 YOU HAD MANAGED TO GET ONLY 5000 $ VERY POOR.\nNOW PEOPLE THREATENING YOU, MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN A HAND LOAN FROM WHOM SO EVER GIVING YOU, NATURALLY THE HARD EARNED MONEY MADE BY OTHERS ARE WASTED LIKE ANYTHING BY SOLES OF YOUR TYPE AND HOW DARE YOU ARE TO ACCUSE OTHERS IN TURN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT LAW APPLIES IN YOUR PLACE TO COME OUT OF THAT.\nIN MY OPINION  YOU HAVE TO SURRENDER TO THE LAW AND TAKE PROTECTION. SECONDLY SELL ALL YOUR BELONGING AND REPAY AT-LEAST THE PRINCIPLE AMOUNT TO THAT PEOPLE FROM WHOM YOU HAVE TAKEN THIS MONEY.HEVE SOME UNDER STASNDING WITH THEM TO REPAY THIS AMOUNT OTHERWISE YOU HAVE TO MEET THE COSEQUENCES. NO ONE WILL COME FOR YOUR RESCUE EXCEPT ALLAH IN WHOM YOU BELIEVE. WISH YOU GOOD LUCK
611439
Call the police and turn yourself in, you're going to get caught, there's no way you can win! Your parent's will cry and wish you good-bye as you zoom through the gate of the prison, All you can do is hope that the lou is deep enough to drown yourself in! If that doesn't work, you'll surely find work, there is plenty of murder for hire. And if nothing works out, don't scream nor shout, just remember you burn in Hell's fire. Have a nice day.
136054
first off call the cops. they may be lying to you. second contact the legal aid dept of your area. they can help you out if you don't have the money.
534805
Yeah, I agree that your brother needs to defend himself if he has no other choice. How big are these kids anyway? Go to your brother's school, and look for these kids, warn them not to mess with your brother or you will tell the higher authorities (their parents, teacher or even the police). Don't take it lightly, you've seen what has happened to the world these days, even kids get emotional and kill each other in a fight. Your mum is weak to think that fighting back is bad. Would she rather see your brother coming home every day with a bloody nose or swollen eyes? I don't think so! Why did she not take actions, I don't know, but you're the big sister, and I'm glad you're protecting on your younger bro. Like you said, teach him some self defending techniques, so that he can protect himself when you're not around. Or better still, enrol him to a karate or taekwondo school.
478270
call the police and have them do a welfare check on grandma and the kids. Tell them the situation and have them report back to you. good luck to you.
335271
I would have to say that you have faries in your house! Really!  I know this sounds crazy but it's true.  You need to give a fairy offering of milk and honey or something shiney other than money.  Then ask the fairies to bring back your items that you cannot find or the things that are missing. Fairies love shiney objects and love to play tricks on humans. Take this information for what it's worth or ignore it. \nHave a great day and I hope you get your stuff back\nBlessed Be!
69776
No problem, wire me $400,000 and I'll cut you the check right away!\nNo, seriously speaking, use your wife:\n1) Sell her, or\n2) Get life insurance on her and then...never mind, It didn't work for Scott Peterson...\nOr follow any politician around and take pictures...you'll find pleeenty of dirt.  Then ask for an axchange of info for money...also called blackmail.  As long as what he did involves other politicians, you'll be ok here.\nBut there is another one: You can get $50 million easy: Take a flight to Pakistan, then a bus to Wariztan (pack cold weather gear) and wear white or dirty sheets on top. Then see if you can spot Osama and call the cops.  Shouldn't take more than a week unless you're in the CIA. You won't need food or money for hotels, since the locals must by religious belief give you shelter.  Who knows, Osama might be your roomy! he he.\n\n:)
294285
i bet it was ur neighbour...u can have a lend of mine lol
473186
It sounds like your family business is doing OK.  I don't know how long you've been in business, but if you treat your customers with respect and really take care of them, you will be surprised how the "neighborhood" will take care of you.  There are a few businesses in the area I work in that are in questionable areas, but have never been robbed.  If you are really that worried, ask the local PD to make unscheduled stops in your cafe.  I'm not trying to say you have to give them free food, but on the salary we make, we really do appreciate the break, and it's good for your business.  You could hire an off-duty cop to sit in you cafe, but that could be quite costly depending on how much business you do.  Put in video cameras if you don't already have them installed.  Place heighth strips at the exits.  Just remember this.  Now matter how much security you have in place, if someone wants to rob you they will find a way to do it.
320007
ya and it sucks realy bad and i got hacked 2ice.\n\nadd me im 73331 ill give u a guid to lvl 60(ull be lvl 60 or more in 5 days)
639946
Keep trying to communicate with your sister. everything happens for a reason whether you did or did not steal the money she should still remain in touch with  you.Remember GOD does not allow us to go through nothing that we are not capable of handling.
665749
wear a ruberband on ur wrist, and everytime u swear, snap urself. i had that problem with my mother too. also my mother made me give her a dollar every time i swore. try it, u get sick of losing money, and snapin urself.
383297
if u keep showing them the ways to hurt u - like dont let them know how they can hurt u -lesson 1.  lesson-2 is offensive is the best form of defense. by keeping away or mum, will only embolden them to hurt u even more.  hit back at them proactively.  there is no family which does not have something to hide - as soon as u spot someone who could hurt u - start talking about their blackspot in a loud voice but in a friendly tone - like u are sympathesing. this will keep everyone away from u. lesson 3 - jobs are always available for asking - or for that matter you can always earn rs 100 a day - ui better start concentrating on ur livelihood and become self supporting. the fear of insult should keep ur relatives off ur back.  meanwhile, there must be something u must have done to earn their anger - if u know the source of your trouble, try to solve the problem by apologising, giving it away if u dont need it......i dont think people have time to hunt out an innocent person that u make urself to be.
172671
You seem to want to come back home.  You may get paid well, but you are in a dangerous place where internationals are kidnapped and killed on a semi-regular basis.  What good is the job and good money if you are dead?  You are also risking the loss of your girlfriend.  How long will she wait while you are over there?  You need to evaluate what is important to you, most important to you and decide from there.  Do you miss your kids, girlfriend and family....really?  You can probably get a job back here if you look for it.  It may not pay as well, but at least you will have what is most valuable to you close at hand....your loved ones.