Little Bunny Foo-Foo\nHopping through the forest\nScooping up the field mice\nAnd bobbing them on the head.\n\nDown came the Good Fairy and said:\nLittle Bunny Foo-Foo \nI don't want to see you\nScooping up the field mice \nAnd bopping them on the head.
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The above answer is correct except I always heard it differently. The last verse as I remember it is:\n\nDown came the good fairy who said\nYou've had three chances \nNow I'm going to turn you into a GOON!\n\nAnd the moral of this story is...\n\nHare today, goon tomorrow.
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Three Girls Go Camping   \n \n  One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. \nWhile she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. \n\nThen they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in." \n \nNot Going To Try This Again   \n \n  A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. \nShe tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. \n\nFinally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. \n\nShe starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Joy to the world! \nBarney's dead!\nI barbequed his head!\nWhat happened to his body?\nI flushed it down the potty!\nAnd down and down it went, and down and down it went. And down and down and down it went!\n\n\nTic Tac toe\nThree in a row\nBarney got shot by a G-I-Joe( I have no clue who thats spelled, sorry)\nBarney went to the doctor and the doctor said\nOOPS! Barney's dead! Oops! Barney's dead!\n\nI hate you, you hate me\nLets tie Barney to a tree\na knife in his back and a gun to his head\nOopsy daisy Barney's dead!
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3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)\n\nI love those things :)
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THE FROGS WEDDING   \n\n\nNOW THERE WAS A FROG LIVED IN A WELL\nWITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME\nAND A MERRY MOUSE LIVED IN A MILL\nWITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME,\n\n\nCHORUS\n\nCOY-ME NERO KILL-TO-CAR-O COY-ME NERO COY-ME\nPLIM-STRIN SLAMMER-DIDDLE, LADDLE-BULL- A-RING-TING\nA-LING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME.\n\n\nNOW THIS MERRY FROG HE CAUGHT A SNAIL\nWITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME\nTHIS MERRY FROG HE CAUGHT A SNAIL\nAND RODE BETWEEN HIS HORNS AND TAILS\n\n\nWITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME.\n\nCHORUS\n\n\nLADY MOUSE, A WILL YOU ME KITTY ALONE, KITTY ALONE\nLADY, MOUSE, A WILL YOU MARRY ME\nKITTY ALONE, AND I AM LADY MOUSE, A WILL YOU MARRY ME\nASK MY UNCLE RAT SHE SAID TO MY CAX-MY-CAREY, DUCK-IN-I-DILL,\nKITTY ALONE, AND I AM.\n\nUNCLE RAT, WILL YOU MARRY LADY MOUSE? KITTY ALONE KITTY ALONE\nUNCLE RAT, WILL YOU MARRY LADY MOUSE?\nKITTY ALONE, AND I AM UNCLE RAT, WILL YOU MARRY LADY MOUSE?\nYES, KIND SIR, AND HALF MY HOUSE TO MY CAX-MY-CAREY, DUCK-IN-I-DILL\nKITTY ALONE, AND I AM.\n\n\nLADY MOUSE, WHERE WILL THE WEDDING BE? KITTY ALONE, KITTY ALONE\nLADY MOUSE, WHERE WILL THE WEDDING BE? KITTY ALONE, AND I AM\nLADY MOUSE WHERE WILL THE WEDDING BE?\nUP IN THE TOP OF A HOLLOW TREE TO MY CAX-MY-CAREY, DUCK-IN-I-DILL\nKITTY ALONE, AND I AM.\n\n\n\nTHEN THE FIRST TO COME WAS A GREAT BIG BEAR,\nM-HM THE FIRST TO COME WAS A GREAT BIG BEAR,\nAND HE FILLED UP THE OLE ARMCHAIR, M-HM.\nTHE SECOND TO COME WAS A GREAT BIG SNAKE\nAND HE ATE UP AL THE WEDDING CAKE, M-HM\nOH WASN`T THAT A CATASTROPHE, M-HM\n\n\nOH WASN`T THAT A CATASTRPOHE\n\n\nTO HAPPEN IN THE OLE OAK TREE, M-HM.\nTHEN WHILST AT DINNER THEY ALL SAT HEIGH HO, HEIGH HO\nTHEN WHILST AT DINNER THEY ALL SAT\nIN CAME THE KITTEN AND THE CAT\nWITH A ROWLEY POWELY, GAMMON AND SPINACH\nHEIGH HO, SAID ANTHONY ROWELY.\nWELL SAYS HE; MISTER RAT, WILL YOU GIVE US A SONG?\n\n\nHEIGH HO, HEIGH HO\n\n\n  \nSAYS HE, MISTER RAT WILL YOU GIVE US A SONG?\nAND I HOPE YOU WON`T DETAIN US LONG\nWITH A ROWELY POWELY, GAMMON AND SPINACH\nHEIGH HO: SAID ANTHONY ROWELY.\n\n\n\nTHEN THE CAT SHE COLLARED THE BLOOMING GREAT RAT\nHEIGH HO, HEIGH HO\nTHE CAT SHE COLLARED THE BLOOMING GREAT RAT\nAND TE KITTEN SHE COLLARED THE POOR LITTLE MOUSE\nWITH A ROWLEY POWELY, GAMMON AND SPINACH\nHEIGH HO, SAID ANTHONY ROWELY\n\n\nTHEN THIS LITTLE FROG WENT DOWN THE HILL\nWITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME\nTHIS MERRY FROG WENT DOWN THE HILL WITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME\n\n\nCOY-ME NERO-TO-CARE-O COY-ME NERO COY-ME\nPLIM-STRIN SLAMMER-DIDDLE, LADDLE-BULL-A-RING-THING\nA-LING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME\n\n\nAND THERE HE MET THIS LITTLE WHITE DUCK\nWITH A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME\nAND THERE HE MET THIS LITTLE WHITE DUCK\nWHO SWALLOWED HIM UP WITH A QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!\n\n\nAND A RING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME COY-ME NERO KILL-TO-CARE-O\nCOY-ME NERO COY-ME PLIM-STRIN SLAMMER-DIDDLE, LADDLE-BULL-A-\nRING-THING A-LING-DUM BULL-A-DUM-A-COY-ME.
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In the Jungle Book..Baloo is singing "Bear Necessities". There's a pause in the middle when he's looking for a tree to scratch his back with. He says it fast but he DOES say "s h i t  I got to find myself a tree". And on the cover of the Little Mermaid movie..smack dab in the middle of all the golden spires of Atlantis was a big honkin' penis. It was beautiful. Put mine to shame. That's all I can remember.
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wizards, gods, and leprechauns oh my\neaster bunnies, tooth fairies, and santa too\nwhat will we do\nnext thing you know\npeople will get bit by radioactive spiders and start swinging from building to building
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Once upon a time there was a stupid llama, who wanted to be a platypus.\nthe Platypus asked"Why do you wabnt to be a platypus,especially since they are ugly?"\nThe llama replied"because they have poisonous skin and can kill my enemies"\nA duck walks in the forest carrying Platypus juice.\nthe llama sees him and drank it.\nThe Platypus travelled time to turn into a human.\n\nThe llama waited and waited to turn into a platypus, but instead he turned into a duck.\nThe duck was happy to have a companoin, but the llama wasn't.\nThe duck lived happily ever after,but the llama was sad.\nThe damaged you've inflicted to my hair is bad.\nThe platypus said"I'm coming back for all the dead"\nthe duck said"Will I take you home with me"\nthe platypus replied"I'm taking back the life you stole"\nWe never got that far and we'll be together again, will survive throught the night.\nJust you and nothing else remains.\n\nTHE END!!!
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A cat was walking along and saw another cat standing next to a hole in the wall.  He said, "What are you doing?"\n\nThe other cat said, "There's a mouse in here, and I want to eat him, but he knows I'm here, so he won't come out."\n\nThe first cat said, "Watch this."  Then he got closer to the hole, and said, (in his best dog voice) "Woof woof!"\n\nThe mouse assumed that a dog had come and chased away the cats, so he thought it was safe to come out of the hole.  When he came out of the hole the cat grabbed him and ate him.\n\nAs he left, he turned to the other cat and said, "Now you can see the advantage of knowing a second language."
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its a bunny rabbit, very cute. :)
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That was a stretch, but made me laugh.\nIt's Winnie the Pooh. I like the gopher whistlin' between his teeth.
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Once upon a time, in an enchanted forest there live a magic frog.  Now this forest was so large, the frog had never seen another living creature.  One day, while traveling down a path the frog came across a bear chasing a rabbit for his dinner.  \nAt once, the frog stopped them and said, "since you two are the first creatures I have ever seen, I'm going to grant each of you three wishes.  Bear, you may go first."\nThe bear though for a moment and, being a typical male replied, I wish that every bear in this entire woods, except for me, was female."\n"Very well," replied the frog, "Rabbit, it's your turn."\nwith out any hesitation, Rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle helmet."\n"Wish granted," replied the frog, "Bear?"\nWell Bear was a little confused at this seemingly silly wish from Rabbit, but it was his turn so he though for a moment.  Then he got a big grin on his face and said, "I wish every bear in the next woods over was female."\n"Wish granted," replied the frog.\nAgain with out any hesitation Rabbit wished for a motorcycle.\nWish granted," replied the frog, and a motorcycle appeared beside the helmet that was already there.  "Bear?"\nNow Bear was really confused by Rabbit's wishes, after all, he could have wished for money and bought all of this.  But it was his turn again, so he thought for a slightly longer moment then before, after all, this was his last wish.  Then he got a big grin on his face and said, "I wish that every bear in the entire world, except for me, was female."\n"Wish granted, replied the frog, "Rabbit?"\nRabbit did not respond right away.  Instead he put on his new motorcycle helmet, hopped onto his motorcycle, and started it up.  \nThen he replied, "I wish Bear was gay."
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Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up\nThen just head right on up to the candy mountain cave\nWhen you get inside you find yourself a cheery land\nSuch a happy and joy filled and perky merry land\nThey’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things\nOh so many things that will brighten up your day\nIt’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town\nIt’s the neck of lovely candy cave\nThey’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats\nCandy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets\nBuy the candy train to town and hear the candy band\nCandy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land\nCherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground\nTurn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat\nIn the candy cave imagination runs so free\nSo now Charlie before you go into the cave
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There was a fox and a bear talking one night in the middle of the forest. The fox says, "Hey bear what kinds of animals did you eat today?" The bear answers, "I only had a dear and I shared it with my cubs. How about you?" \nThe fox replies, "I had a chicken from old McDonald's farm and sheep earlier today. I am stuffed."\nThe end
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bugs bunny bugs bunny rah rah rah\n\n\nedit:\ni hav no clue...i actually searched it on the internet...i did hear, thoughthat it was from a show bugs did and he said the chan himself...i guess it was before my time
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hey, you're right. bunny foo foo IS funny.\n\nthanks for another one to watch.\n\ni like the pesci Question. har. very good.
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The one with the lil dog that went to camp:\n\nHello Mother, Hello Father\nFleas, Tick, Mosquitoes\nReally Bother\nThanks for the package \nThat's why Im writing\nCanine Advantage really stopped all the biting\nSwimming, Hiking, and tent pitching\nThey're not biting, I'm not itching \nCan't wait to show you \nall my new tricks\nthanks again for sending me canine advantage