I like to ask my waiter or waitress if they have coke or pepsi? And when they reply that they have either I ask for a root-beer
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it's 6:58 pm in Tokyo right now, and I haven't had my dinner yet
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you can have mine for a large pepperoni pizza.... and a Coke
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lol damn you sound like an interesting guy! Is there any way you can spike others peoples drinks?the more pissed they are the less you'll stand out... you should come  to my work do and brighten it up a little! :p
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How about "bartender, make mine a double"  :)
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My friend Gillian\nOnly eats french fries if there\nis McChicken sauce.\n♥
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Go to Buddys Pizza in warren and ask for the waitress special to go.
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Club soda with lime or tonic with lime would look like an alcoholic beverage.  Some non-alcoholic beers actually taste good.  However, it is not necessary to be holding an alcoholic bev to be cool.  You could be the designated driver and that's really cool.  Shows you're in control.
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Be cool, don't say "I'm your biggest fan," and just buy him a drink. The bartender will let him know who it came from. If he's cool he'll say thanks, in which case you can then coolly tell him how great he thinks he is. If he doesn't say thanks, chalk the five bucks or whatever up to experience and let it go.
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apparently everyone who disagrees with me wants to buy me a beer\n\ni wanna buy them a lap dance
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If someone asks if they can try your food, say, "You know, it's so good that I think I'm going to eat it all myself.  I can call the waiter over and get a second one for you if you'd like." \n\nIf they take food right off your plate without asking, give them the food and say, "Go ahead, have this one.  I'll order another one for myself."  When the bill comes, you each pay for one order.  \n\nThere's no reason you should to eat germy food that other people have been sticking their forks into.
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girls buy drinks for guys for the same reason guys buy drinks for girls. ;-)
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I will bring dessert... and beer
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If it were me I'd fill up on food in the morning (to coat your stomach so you could drink more) hit a strip club drink myself stupid and work it out on the pole and see how many dollars they pin to you! But hey i'm a crazy girl and that's just how i get down
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Stick your hand out to the person who caught you and ask, "Want some?"
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Mine too is Corona extra w/ lime, then Heineken is runner-up
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If you have a caller I.D, you can  copy their number, go to a Chinese resturant and tell them your story and ask them to call them and find out what they want.
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Buy the crew a beer and maybe you can LoL