hover over the toilet? put toliet paper on the seat before you sit down? OR be brave and sit on other peole's butt germs? \n\nNo mater HOW BAD I have to go, I ALWAYS put toilet paper on the seat!
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Hover so others can sit in my sprinkles!
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Haha, well.....\n\nI had no idea what this question was going to be about, but hey, I'll answer it anyway.  First of all, its gross.  It smells.  Yes, everyone does it, but it's kind of uncouth.  Girls do it too, I worked with one that would come into my office and do it right in front of me on purpose...so it's not just men.\n\nLeaving the toilet seat up?  Well, cause sometimes we fall in.  Have some courtesy.  No, it's not really a big deal, but still....some women hate it.  \n\nWhat else do we hate?  Um......each individual is different.
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Why stop with sharing a toothbrush?  \n\nDid you ever stop to think that toilet paper has two sides?  One side for you and one side for Cousin Leo...
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The only time I let 'em rip is at home. At work, I stock, so I just crouch down to get something out of the box to stock and let it silently fly. If we are out at a restaurant, I excuse myself and go to the bathroom if it's going to be a seat rumbler. I think farting is hilarious...I can't help it. I don't do it in public, but it's still flat-out funny to me. I know...I'm so sick.
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flush toilet.... I did not come up with this one. Recently, I went to a campus performance of stand up comedian Bengt Washburn and he did a whole piece on how often this awesome invention gets overlooked in our lives.
75455
Take hem into the bathroom with you an let him see that you poo as well, and it is OK don't Ty him to the toilet like my grandparent's did to my brother.Thy say I potty trand my self. I remember being in the bathroom with my mother.when I was rill young.And she telling me what she was doing.
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I was giving a presentation at a conference.  Just before it was time for me to speak, I got diarreha.  I ran to the bathroom, and dropped my pants and went.  I didn't notice that the floor was soaking wet because another toilet had overflowed.  I pulled on my pants, put on my suit coat, and gave the presentation soaking in other people's poop and pee.
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I have never understood this.  I have tried it a couple times, like I will come home and bring the mail in the bathroom with me.  But all I get out of it is spending more time than I needed to on the toilet (because I was busy reading instead of getting up and leaving) and a numb rear end.  Toilet seats are not made for long periods of sitting.\n\nI have been told its for peace and quiet, but I could find a much more comfy spot for peace and quiet.
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that is amazing!! hilarious question. of course i sit. how can you stand and wipe.......now that is gifted
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Definately peeing your pants.  It's uncomfortable, can cause a rash, and ruins your seat.
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2day me and my sister did everything possible. dyed toilet water red..(period anyone?), hung underwear on all the ceiling fans, did ur trick cept just dumped like a spoonful in diffrent places around the house eating it and telling our parents it was our dog!(thanx so much!), "threw up" chocolate milk all over our neighbors front porch!, unplugged the keyboard and took the ball out of the mouse on the computer, covered some of the toilet seats in seran wrap, the usual whoopie coushion and salt in drinks stuff.\n\nthese got every1 rly good. HOPE I HELPED!
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Actually the way to conserve paper in the bathroom is to use only one sheet.  To do this you take a sheet of toilet paper fold it in half and rip a small circle in the middle.  Save this piece you will need it later.  Now take your finger and stick it thru the hole and wipe you butt with your finger, then pull the sheet of toilet paper up around your finger cleaning it as you pull it off.  Then take that little piece from the middle to clean your nail.
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This is funny, I walked in on my fiance in the middle of the night and found him sitting to pee in the dark. His explanation was that if he was to stand, he'd need to turn on the light in order to aim into the toilet. By sitting, he could avoid the bright light, and also not worry about leaving wet spots on the toilet for the next user....me!
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I use the book pages for toilet paper!! :)
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Yes, sprayer in the toilet!  Just wash yourself right off!
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People who line a seat with toilet have a silly phobia.  You can't get a disease or illness from sitting on a toilet, and if you could do you think a thin piece of porous paper would prevent it.
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The crapping thing is a little too harsh.  Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth.  If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice.  I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.