I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.
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Gunna guess Pressure!
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Keep it under your hat. \nWalking on air. \nBurns the candle at both ends. \nOn cloud 9. \nPut your foot in your mouth. \nBorn with a silver spoon in his mouth. \nBetween a rock and a hard place. \nScratch my back and I'll scratch yours. \nBy the skin of your teeth. \nBreak a leg. \nYou're pulling my leg. \nYou're in the dog house. \nBarking up the wrong tree. \nLet the cat out of the bag. \nJump the gun. \nDrive me up a wall.\n\nhere are a few idioms
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friendship:\n\n1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.\n\n2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.\n\n3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.\n\n4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.\n\n5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.\n\n6. When you are confused - I will use little words.\n\n7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.\n\n8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass\n\nThis is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.\n\n\n\nRemember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
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1.She Pushed me in the POOL at our last school reunion\n2.Theres a place on the corner of  CHERRY we would walk on the beach in our bare feet\n3.Where did I go wrong I LOST A FRIEND, SOMEWHERE along in the bitterness\n4.Besides the MEXICAN Food sucks north of here anywhere\n5.Applause Applause no wait wait DEAR STUDIO AUDIENCE, I have an announcement to make
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Play on Yahoo Answers all day.  Wait, I already do that.  I must be a Panda.
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kill someone \neat or suck someone\ntouch a dead person\neat a insect \neat anything that is not normal
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1-This ain't no Merry Christmas so don't hang up a wreath.\n\n2-If you get up in my face, I'm gonna bust your stinkin' teeth.\n\n3-(this only works with a few names) This is ________ and I am Keith.\n\n4-Platinum on my chain and diamonds on my teeth.\n\n5-Ok, so there's no #5, but I'm not really that good with rhymes. Good luck to you anyway!!!
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-Strip to the Mighty Mouse theme song.\n-Ask me to perform oral.\n-Tell me to 'come here, you have something in your eye' and then grab my crouch.\n- Ask me to help her with something, and then rub against my crouch while doing whatever need to be done, as if it's unintentional.\n-Clean the TV without pants on.\n- Tell him that you need to add the clothes he has on with your wash, and when he is naked, start performing oral.\n-Use subliminal stuff. Kind of how Pavlov's dog salivated when he heard a bell ring, because he associated that with steak.  Pat him on top of the head or something else subtle before you have sex, and then when you do that, the person will automatically associate that to sex with you.
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1. horse\n2. chocolate\n3. kind of wet and down\n4. blue\n5. Whichever wasn't bad for me!\n6. Yes!\n7. Under my bed, partying with the Boogey Man\n8. Of course!\n9. I don't know!\n10. The sky!\n11. yes... :-)\n12. No! I wanted it to last forever!
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light (or sunlight)\n\nlight makes polar bears clear hair shafts appear white\nlight makes your eyes water\nlight first thing in the morning...guy gets out of bed to pee and girl combs her hair\nlight makes celebrities look stupid since it shed light on their antics\nlight makes normal people look like celebrities by putting them in the spotlight\npancakes brown, they are no longer light\nexpose champagne to light and it bubbles\nif you squeeze a lightbulb, it pops\ncan't figure last line but know that staring at sunlight is very bad for your eyes
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Chances are that I will put my head down a little and try to sneak a look at you. Then I will play with my hair and tuck a strand back behind my ear where it belongs. Then, as I look up, I will look directly at you, to see if you are looking at me or not, and if you are I will look away, and then keep looking back whenever I think nobody will notice. \n\nIf you are not looking at me I will cough, or make some noise so that you might notice me.\n\nI will turn a little so that my shoulders face you. I will sit up taller in my seat to get a better view. My pupils will be wide because the things that we desire makes them do that.\n\nI will find every chance to look at you, until I see that you might be interested in me too. If I see that you are, I will write my name and my nunber on a slip of paper and as I am getting off the bus, smile and hand it too you. Maybe I would pretend to slip as the bus stops and fall into your lap?\n\nAnd if I had enough nerve to tell you to call me later, I would tell my friends about it for sure. And then I sit, giddy and silly, waiting for you to call. Trying to make them be quiet when the phone rings so that you won't hear them making fun of me and laughing for being so silly.
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#1. i love how u feel inside me\n#2. i'm gonna suck u dry after u make me c*m\n#3. baby ur so big,i just want u to f*ck me all night\n#4. i want ur head between my legs and ur tongue licking my c*it so bad\n#5. f*ck me hard and like u have never f*cked anyone before
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wow\n\na bestiality rape gag\n\nfantastic
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if I keep putting ice cream in my ear\n\n\nsmile\ngood luck
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1. bathe\n\nBathe every other day, shower every day\n\n2. fantisize about the same sex\n\nAbout twelve times a second, basically everytime i see one\n\n3. eat carne asada\n\nnever\n\n4. get drunk\n\nnever\n\n5. Mast*rbate\n\nevery day at least\n\n6. watch 90210 re-runs\n\nnever\n\n7. groom downstairs\n\nevery other day\n\n8. have intercourse\n\ntry to have it once a week if i can find someone\n\n9. drive over 90mph\n\nabout once a week, at the track\n\n10. pet kittens\n\nnever
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Happy Buttons :  \n\nHe always lets me go first in everything & opens the door for me - it's sweet & it reminds me of my daddy & how he treats me ... \n\nHe smacks my @ss when I'm least expecting it - that one always gets a smile ... \n\nHe eats everything I cook ... no matter what ... even when I know it taste funky ... lol ... !\n\nHe likes to watch me shower - makes me horny too ... lol ... \n\nHe lights my ciggerette for me almost always ( yeah yeah I'm a smoker ) \n\nHe tells me I'm perfect for him ... now that makes me smile ... why on Earth would I want to screw that one up ... can't beat perfect ... !
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Brush my teeth\ncomb hair\npick out a suit\nFather God, please forgive me. It hasn't been easy, here.\nI recognize my need for a Savior because I cannot possibly pay for all of my prideful sins. Oh, I need to be with you.\nI pray for everyone I've hurt, everyone I've known, and everyone left who choose to deny You.\nAmen.