to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own! \n(from Andrew Dice Clay...funny stuff, funny stuff)
131145
millions of children will now have to go to therapy...lol
616680
lol funny. But I already heard that joke. Only that the dog was a rotweiler and its name was God. and the burglar says: "WHo names a parrot Queen Elizabeth?"\n"The same people that named the Rotweiler God."\nAnd that's the version I heard.
473317
I wouldn't wait. I would take her to the vet asap. It may only be a strain, but with our furry angels, things need to get looked at quickly: Being a dog, they have an inbred instinct to NOT show pain, as they are a pack animal. Any pack animal that is hurt, will not survive. \nThere may be the possibility of water forming around the injured area, which will cause issues if left untreated. \nPlease, take her to the vet, for both her sake and yours. \n<warm hugs>
33461
The dogs once held a meeting; they came from near and far.\nSome of them came by train, and others by trolley car.\n\nBut before they got inside the hall and allowed to take a look.\nThey had to take their rear ends off and hang them on a hook.\n\nThen in the hall they went at once..the Mother, son and sire.\nBut hardly were they seated when some "mongrell" hollared "FIRE!"\n\nSo out the door they ran all in a bunch...they had not time to look...\nAnd each one took a rear-end, at random, from the hook.\n\nThey got their rear-ends all mixed up, which made them awful sore.\nTo think they didn't have the one they'd always had before.\n\nAnd that's the reason you will see, when you go down the street.\nEach dog will stop to swap a smell with every dog they meet.\n\nAnd that's the reason why a dog will leave a nice fat bone.\nTo go and smell a rear-end....'cause he hopes to find his own!
311806
To get to the other side;) LOL
250097
why not club to gather with your family and get a family portrait done, and take her out for a meal to present it to her.\nOr why not get her a unusual gift like copy's of the news paper from the day she was born.\nfoster a endangered animal for her
423706
A possible missed opportunity.  She's not happy in her present life situation and is looking for something or someone to give her happiness (sadly she doesn't yet know that you have to make your own happiness).
294928
Gaby had a plan, which was to use her maid Xiao Mei as "the oven". She was going to put her egg and Carlos' sperm into Xiao Mei and have her give birth for Gaby instead, but Gaby started to get jealous because Carlos gives Xiao Mei more attention than Gaby, and I believe that they're going to have an affair because of that last part on Desperate Housewives episode.
56842
Im not the doctor- Not really sure what the empty bottle with holes along the bottom means,must be something big cuz its in every chorus.Sounds like she doesnt want to be the fix for all this guys problems.She doesnt want to be relied on so much , the guy seems very needy and expects her to pick up the pieces and wipe his butt all the time
243488
She's dropping her little Spearlets every where - of course she is a little plump. She got knocked up again before the other one was out good. She didn't have time to lose any weight. Kev is going to keep her barefoot and pregnant - gotta keep the money flowing.
373922
she got meatballs for some titties. I took her to a party, She turned around and farted, I askd her why she did it, she turned around and shidded! \n\nBoy that brought back some memories!
210254
Once upon a time all dogs were invited to\na party. When they arrived at the party\nthey were required to leave their\nbutts at the door. All the dogs hung them\non hooks by the door.\nThe party went on and the dogs were\nhaving a great time. All of a sudden\na fire broke out. The dogs raced to\nthe door and grabbed whichever Glutaeus Maximus\nthey could grab first,\nIn an effort to find their own Glutaeus Maximus.\nthat is why, to this very day,\ndogs sniff each other's butts!!!!
484094
wow...not sure but he said he wants that dog back, not any other\n\n dog...so.buying a new one won't help. I don't think it's ur fault so \n\nhe should check out the pound himself later just in case they've \n\nfound the dog. Also, is it really his dog? There might be a \n\nmicrochip or tag on the dog that can prove who it belongs to.
270012
She wants him to father her children - - - that cracks me up.  I think it could happen, Wilson's pretty cool, he'd probably be a good dad.  \nAnyway, no clue where you can get the episode, but i could tell you what happened!!!
398468
There,s life in the old dog yet fidgety!\nAn old retired Colonel was invited to a reunion dinner and halfway through the proceedings he rang his wife.\n"Agnes,this reunion is turning out more than I bargained for.They've got naked girls dancing on the tables and then giving their favours to anyone who's interested. What do you think I should do?"\nShe replied,"If you think you can do anything you'd better get home straight away."
141087
Okay if I am understanding correctly, she only wanted him as a toy? I would not say anything, let sleeping dogs lie. You don't want to bring up past and possibly hurtful memories for him.
328684
To poke my cousin's rear end with a sewing needle-just a small poke--not a stab--HAHAHA!