(I would like it to be memorable, but not too damaging...)
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All you need to go is get hundreds of bouncy balls. Then when the bell rings for you to leave or go to class have everyone though them just randomly. The good thing is balls are going everywhere and none of the teachers for principles can pin it on one student.
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You should make her like a memory book. Buy a photo album and paste pictures of you and her in it. add fun designs, and colors, and lettering. It's a gift from the heart so she's sure to love it. You can tape old concert tickets, or movie stub tickets in it. or just memories of fun times you've shared together. or you could write her a poem, that's always nice. Either way it means more when it comes from the heart. Good luck to ya.
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I suggest you use a sort of island beat to go in the background. Be a little different. No-one wants to hear a 'Star Spangled Banner' or 'God Save The Queen' style song. Maybe do a rap!
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How about a short story about someone who has survived a storm at sea?  Or cancer?  Or being lost in the wilderness?  \n\nThink about a day in your life when something interesting, or funny, or thought provoking happened and write about that.\n\nWrite about your grandmother and what her life was like.\n\nWrite a story about someone emigrating to a new country and the challenges faced.\n\nIt is difficult for anyone else to give you ideas - you have to write about what you know.  I hope these thoughts are of some help.
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well you could put a small message on it that says "wish you were here friend its great fun, i'll think of you", just to make it sound more friendly wise instead of wish you were here cause i like you. something like that but its what ever you want to do.
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new one for me!!!!!!!! lol,, and a good one,,, i will remember it!!\nty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Max Ehrmann's Desiderata\n\nGo placidly amid the noise and haste,\nand remember what peace there may be in silence.
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You can get some inspiration from "Four Weddings and a Funeral" as well. I think it is not disrespectful to remember the endearing funny episodes of somebody's life, especially if he/she had a good public sense of humour. I'd want my funeral to be a happy party for all my friends and family.
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how about erasing the memory of walking in on my GRANDPARENTS?!\noh paul, oh paul! YUK\nyes, this would be the visual i would want gone.
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I think if it's important to you , you remember it better.  If it's not important to you it just doesn't stick with you.
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Not sure that this is what you have in mind but it was the best I could do\n\nhttp://library.digiguide.com/lib/episodes/23536
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it sounds promising from this description, good luck
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Sounds good.  Keep it funny.
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can I get 2 pts. for you b-day?
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I would probably advoid anything overly traditional so it doesn't sound too stuffy. So maybe something like "Grapevine".
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Memory has a lot to do with level of interest.\n\nYou must be engaged and interested in the content in order for it to "stick."
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I also find it perfect. If you really think it sounds random, just add a line about something you experienced with you friend in the past, that makes your friendship unique. But don't add too much, keep it simple or you might spoil it.