ok so my b/f's grandmother is a whack job. everytime i get constipated my b/f goes my grandma wil give you an enema like jokingly i thought and i was like why you say that and he's like she's given many enemas. well another time i was constipated i needed something to ya kno go... and he insisted i get an enema, and on the ride home i was like why do you know do much about them and he's like my grandma "so she gave you one" and he's like yeah all of us kids have had MANY MANY enemas from her. and after he laughed and was like i lied so you'd take it. then his mother and father both told me he hasnt  had one. but his grandma told me all her grandchilder have gotten one from her, even if they didnt need them and for punishments. on the ride home he was like so did my grandma tell you she gave all us kids enemas, well al l except me. he swears he hasnt gotten one but why would al the other kids get one but him?  i care b/c i think he's lieing, how to tell if he is? wut do you think?
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first he maby had an enama because the grandma said she use it for punishment and he dosent want to get her in trouble that is child abuse or hes just embaressed because you didnt want one and it made him uncomfertable now how to tell if he is lying he wont look you in the eyes he will eather look down or off to the side fidget like kicking rocks listen for changes in his breathing thats all i know flaim
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If I could turn back the hands off time I wouldn't even be here. My grandpa died that night when my mom was in the hospital giving birth to me. If She would have been at home taking care of him and not in the hospital with me he'd still be alive. I know she didn't get to say good bye and that hurts her, she doesn't show it when I'm around but I have seen her when she is alone. So If I could turn back the hands of time I would want my mom to have a miscarriage so she could see grandpa again. "I'd undo it all"\n\n\nBunny\n( &#92;_/ )\n(='.'=)\n('') ('')    Bunny
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This is not good!  Your uncle told you this?  Oh My Gd!  I'm so sorry for you.  I hope you are over this, and I hope that you stay far away from you uncle.  Don't be left alone with him ever again!  But, to answer you question, if you really want to know.  When he said open up....he was meaning for you to relax your vigina (because a 9 yr. old girl would be tight), so he could basically "poke" you.
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Because they've been there and done it - good or bad your elders deserve respect.  You may not like the person, personally but he/she deserves your respect if there's a big age difference.  While what Gus brought up may be digusting and distasteful to you - edging a bit on sexual harrassment (if there are any ladies around) - he's an old guy reliving his glory days.  Sorry to burst your bubble but belive me you'll be there a whole lot sooner than you'll ever expect.  Give the old guy a break. When you grow up you'll understand.
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I am sorry to hear about this I wish I could answer your Qs. I was just browsing and came across this.I had to post something back!My daughter was very sick about a week ago. She is fine now. But it was so scary.No one knew what she was sick with... Thats the worst part.She is only 2. She was passing alot of blood in her stool....Well we,as humans, always think of the worst first.I felt like the Dr.s were not doing enoff.But I now know that if you trust your DR. with all your hart then your mother is in the right place!But if not...Find some were you do trust.Ya'll will be in my familys prayers.  when you don't know what to do,Take your hands off the situation-by not worring(as much)-and God will then take care of it.
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Wow... Um... Ya, tell her to let him go.  He's gone.  Also, he said he'd call her and when he didn't, she called him and left numerous messages, that's not cool either.  She made herself seem despirate.  Tell her to leave the poor fart sniffer alone.
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Next time he goes into the shower, call your Mom (unless she's hot, then call his) to come over and wait to use the bathroom when he gets out. Calling grandma could scar him for life, tho. Maybe her too.
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My grandfather has Alzheimer's and is in a nursing home. I go to visit him on Wednesday nights and on Sundays.  I bring him the pickles that he likes (he likes sour and zesty garlic) I also make sure he is stocked up with Moxie (his favorite soda) and I bring him his licorice candy.  Find out what his favorite things are!  For Grampy I also bought him a journal and put a big note on it so that whenever someone visits he has a note in there to remind him.  This seems to have helped allot.  Before he didn't remember when I came to see him or anything....now he says.. "did you remember to bring me pickles??"  It may be a small thing, but it helps....Another thing Ive noticed with Grampy is that he may not remember events but the emotions from that event affect his body...for instance...my grandmother stresses him out something awful...he won't remember that she visited him, but he always has an upset stomach and a headache on the days that he has seen her...isn't that amazing?  sorry it's so lengthy, hope that helps hon!\nBest Wishes!
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ok hunny been there done that.  with your sweetie i cant give a guarenteed answer but i had that problem with my son's father when we were together. he thought it was his responsibilty to look after his mom.  last straw for me was when she "borrowed" 200 bucks to take his sister back to the mainland for ferry and gas and i found out that she used it to go bowling. man i was pissed beyond recognition since the money came out of my account which i used to pay ALL the bills and he wouldnt ask her to pay it back. in your case hes the child and unless they are unable to work or seriously something wrong with them then his responisbility is to you and his children.........however many kids there are and his parents should know that their grandbabies come first and foremost. doesnt matter whose kids they are they are always first and shame on his ex for trying to stick him with two kids that arent his. personally i wouldnt put up with whats going on but maybe make a really big chart and stick it up somewhere really obvious (maybe in the bathroom right over the toilet where he presumably STANDS every morning to take a piss and cant miss it) and put up a couple column where you detail the money your bro gives you for gas and the money his parents drain out every month and ask him how if hes going to support his parents where is the money going to come from for paying child support plus all the monthly bills. family is only as important as you make them and he needs to get rid of his and be a big boy. if they want to know his every move maybe perhaps you should suggest to his parents that he get his old room ready so he can move back in it or offer to move your entire family his kids your kids an all into THEIR house so that they can be in control and you can stay rent free and they can babysit.  all else fails change your phone number refuse to open your door and have all the accounts put in your name with only you being able to access them. or as suggested by the others then by all means kick his ass to the curb............ but thats up to you and how much more of this you are willing to deal with.
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A man goes to the doctor and say I can go to the toilet or get an erection. \nSo the doctor say try these laxatives and this Viagra for one week and come and see me again.\nSo the man comes back and the doctor says how was it and the man says it worked great.\nBut now I don't know whether I'm coming or going!
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It sounds like she has serious emotional problems. Something has made it hard for her to lower her guard and trust  others. Just go about your life as if she didn't exist. That way, she can't hurt you. Talk to her if she talks to you but keep your distance.  It is very unnatural for a grandmother to treat her grandchild like that. And it's amazing that she raised a normal son.
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1 ask yourself why? Is he hard to please because of illness that he can't help? Or just because he's a jerk?\n\n2) Does he need med care? if so can you provide it? \n\n3) if you are married how does your parnter feel? If not, can you actually DO IT ALONE?\n\nYou may find that even if you had no reservations it may just not be feasible for you to care for him and still work - provide for yourself and keep your relationship healthy.\n\nDoes HE WANT to go to a nursing home? or to be with you?\n\nI helped to take care of my grandparents until they passed away. I lived with them (to allow them to stay in their own home) and when they got worse had to get (hire) fulltime caregivers for while I was working and just to give me a break so I could care for myself and my son.\n\nIt's a lot of work... and older people who are losing their ability to be in charge and command the respect they once could, as they find themselves having to be dependant and unable to meet their own basic needs - they are grumpy, difficult, hard to please - so if he is that way to begin with - you may find him too bitter at this loss to accept any warmth love & help - I HOPE NOT! \nIt's a scary time for them - and knowing it's getting toward the end of the time you will have to share with them - I would not trade the time I spent with my grandparents for anything! I learned so much as did my son.\n\nIt's going to be hard for you - I'm sorry to say that - it's just reality.\nWhatever you do will be painful. Parents are not perfect - BUT MOST OF THEM do the very best they can for their kids... They may have had crappy parents/childhoods too - and just didn't know any better. If you are all he has and his last and only resort - whatever you do I urge you to do what you can to help him and to find all the understanding and tolerance you can possibly muster - maybe if you just keeping showering him with love, you will smother his difficulty and help him to be happy in the time he has - it would be so great if you could find a whole new level of freindship.\n\nBut that requires his participation too - he may be past the point of being able to offer you anything - I don't know.\n\nYou're welcome to email me if you have any questions about govmnt programs, finding in-home help, picking a nursing home, dealing with medicare - all that stuff - I have some experience from helping my own.\n\nGood luck -= I wish you the best and it's great that you care and are considering - so many just don't - straight to the home to die alone and afraid... you are a good person
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I am a doctor and while having wild trouble with my wife, I decided to never be with here again.  I have 2 kids. A few months later, 4 to be exact, I started living with one of my patients, who is 40, and had a wild drive for me since 2 years ago. While being my patient nothing happened, but we started talking after I left my wife, never to return I thought. I lived with this woman for over a year, and that was the happiest time of my life. Nevertheless, my kids were having very serious trouble, and even though I did not wish to see my wife again, I decided to return to my kids and get them out of trouble. I will never stop loving my patient, she was the sweetest girl I've never known, but I cannot live happily with her while my kids are going down hill. I may be damned, but I need my kids to be OK for me to be happy, and they demand my presence. I could never feel happy while being with the woman I love while my kids are going through trouble. You being a virgin is not an issue to me, it should not be an issue to you, it should not be an issue for anybody loving you. What worries me is to find you left aside because this guy is married. I am not saying it is right or wrong, I am saying I doubt he will feel absolutely and sincerely happy with you while thinking about his kids. Been there, done that, don't go there, yo don't want to go there. You'll be happy for a while, and then you will know hell. Excuse my honesty, but I do not wish any human being to go through my experience. Hence I have the need to speak about it. And only anonimously. Take my word: you don't want this.\nPD: I am aged 46.
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Lol..lol.. Maybe he, like myself is confused in what heck you're talking about? Are you trying to get rid of him too? That's his mother, and honey, you might be treading deep water on this issue, and drive him away with her...lol
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Wow...you're definately in a hard spot!!  I guess as long as they are being good to your son and not trying to sabotage your relationship with him, it's probably ok to let them pick him up once a week.  \nAs far as their treatment of you goes...well, it's sort of expected that they would take their son's side in this isn't it?  Try and take it for it's worth..which is nothing. I know it may be hard to ignore, but if you can for your son's sake, give it a go.  If they start bad-mouthing you to your son though that's a different story. Then it goes from being a good thing to being not so good for your son...it would be very tough on him to listen to grandma and grandpa talk sh.. about you.  Confusing and detritmental.\nGood luck with this one, sweetie.
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Ok, couple questions here...HOW do they know how you drive?  WHY are you caring for their granddaughter?  HOW do they know what condition the apartment was in? WHOSE apartment was it?  WHY does your friend tell you what they say?  WHY do you care what these evil people think?  Sometimes where there is smoke there is fire...ARE u doing something to piss them off?  Do Not confront them.  This could lead to a physical altercation.  YOU cannot control other people.  Just get over them.  Tell your friend not to report any thing else they say to you.  Perhaps they are upset she is living with you and not them.  My ex's mom was like this.  I was never good enough, pretty enough, smart enough, good enuff mother, etc.  eventually i just figured it out.  It's her.  It's not me.  She's a hater and she was living rent free inside my head.  Every second I spent thinking about what she said or did that hurt me was a second I GAVE her that I could never get back...well, those seconds added up...it became YEARS...do not make this same mistake.  Good Luck
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This is really mean, but I doubt it is for real anyway. You're a goober, but you make me laugh because you are. You have a SICK imagination.  If it is for real - Tell her that which doesn't kill her will make her stronger.  Let her borrow your son's prank book - she can trip her friends who call her the poop queen.  She should trip you too!