no dog stuff!!!!         \nno tricks !!!!!\nplease!!!!!
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While the word Frisbee is a registered trademark of the Wham-O toy company, the term is often used generically to describe flying discs similar to those made by the company. They are generally plastic, roughly 20 to 25 centimeters (8–10 in) in diameter, with a lip. They are designed to fly aerodynamically when thrown with rotation and can be caught by hand.\nA wide range of Frisbee (flying Discs) variants are available commercially. Disc golf discs are usually smaller but denser and are tailored for particular flight profiles to increase/decrease stability and distance. When it was discovered that dogs enjoyed chasing and retrieving the slow-moving discs, special discs were designed with more pliable material that would better resist a dog's bite. Disc dog competitions, in which dogs' disc-catching skills are judged, have become quite popular as well. Ring-like discs shaped like a Saturn's ring, known as Aerobies, typically fly significantly farther than any traditional flying disc. The evolution has continued with the advancement of lighting a flying disc for evening and night-time play. By using a Flashflight disc, players can extend the throw and catch playing time after the sun goes down.\nThe modern day frisbees are developed from the "Flying-Saucer", originally invented by Walter Frederick Morrison and codeveloped and financed by Warren Franscioni in 1948. However, that initial disc was largely unsuccessful. A later model made by Morrison in 1955 and sold as the "Pluto Platter" was bought by Wham-O on January 13, 1957. In the next year, Wham-O renamed the toy "Frisbee", a (probably deliberate) misspelling of the name of the Frisbie Pie Company of Bridgeport, Connecticut, whose pie tins had been used by Yale University students in the campus for similar purposes.
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LOL.. Uhmm, I've seen some interesting questions.  As for this one I don't think it is uncool to take a DOO DOO outside.  Just be sure it's not in the neighbor's yard.  That would be embaressing to answer to that... lol
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U don't want much do U?\nTry dampening & stretching them.\nFind a dog get him 2 hang on 2 1 side & PULL.  But B careful the stiches may give out if U over do it!\nAnyway U don't really need a dog 2 help U, big boy like U.\nWear something else, nobody'll mind.
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I have a friend that does pet sitting and does not bring the pets home.  He simply goes to the persons house twice a day and checks in on the pet, feeds them, and cleans up.  He also takes pets out on walks during the day.  This is for the larger dogs that live in condos.  He lives in the LA area so he totally needs a car, but if he were in a small town he could probably pull it off without the car.
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What do you call a cow with no legs???\nGround Beef\n\nWhat do you call a dog with no legs???\nIt doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't coming!!!
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This takes one back to the age old question, what do you do with a dog with no legs.\n\nAns.  Take it out for a drag.\n\nA Fly is a Fly unless it is a zipper.
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omg 20 degrees!! We are at 17 degrees right now. I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh the visual!       I cant help but thinking of 2 dogs with their butts stuck together.\n\nsomebody needs to pour cold water you...lol
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Small things?  I don't litter on the streets.  I recycle whatever I can, I walk or take a train when I know I don't need a car.  I keep in touch with people (because you never know if someone is depressed and needs to talk), and I encourage my friends to adopt pets.
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Watch TV......with a baseball bat to be sure I'm safe! Lock the door! You could also listen to music or clean your room. The ideas are endless! But I would prefer you don't watch scary movies! Another good idea is to make tea or hot cocoa! Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hide the salami always works to break the ice. Also try Leapfrog With A Unicorn, or just group sex.
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omg\ni want you to do what i want, yes!\nplease do NOT remove the bra!\nthose puppies have definitely lost their uhhh\n\nperkiness?
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Someone told my mom to get a dog.  It may work for you.  My mom has 2 dogs and still gets really lonely but I'd consider her an exterme case.
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a cork... or charcoal biscuits... or stick her outside in the cold, so you can neither hear nor smell them anymore = NOT YOUR PROBLEM lol!!!
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Depends on your lifestyle. Do you have the time to take your dogs for walks, let them use the bathroom, wash them, etc.? Fish are okay if you miss a couple of feedings or water changes. You can hug a dog. Can't really hug a fish.
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Build a mini trebuchet!  Build a mini trebuchet!\nGive egg LOTS and LOTS of padding!
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Doggy style, or with one leg in the air. Thats fun