Why did the mouse insist elephant to come out of the pond?
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to check whether elephant was wearing mouse's underwear...\n\nhe he he\n\nBTW it was ANT !!!
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It won't stop until you remove the mouse.
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A flying camel . The answer is about as logical as the question
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Are you saying you swallowed a mouse. Or are you saying that the spirit of the mouse is in you.
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Said the pig to horse "why the long face?"
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Poor guinea pigs.\nWhat they need is a nice big field full of clover and dandelions and no nasty owner to control and confuse them....
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You want to fix your elephant?
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Maybe this is it?\n\n\nby Rania Shurafa" \nCountry of Origin: The Middle East\n\n\nOnce there was a lion, the king of the jungle and he was hungry. He decided he wanted to eat the cow. But he couldn't just ask the cow, so he played a little trick. He let every animal offer himsel for herself, so that the king of the jungle could have a good meal. \n\nSo the tiger went first. He asked, "King, King, I offer myself to you." The lion said, "No, no. I can't possibly eat you. Your meat is too hard." After the tiger asked, the giraffe asked," King, King, I offer myself to you." The lion refused the giraffe. He said you're too tall and bony. After the giraffe was the hippo, but the lion refused. And after the elephant came the snake, the deer, and the horse. They all asked, but the king still refused. Since every animal asked except the cow, the cow got embarassed and asked. After the cow asked, the king surprisingly agreed, and he ate the cow. So the lion got his great meal.
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i'm not that familiar with the story, except that it is about witch hunting in a town. this quote, whoever says it, is someone begging Thomas not to get involved in witch craft. is it his wife? that would make sense, that she's begging her husband not to get in it because the town (who was full of people paranoid about witch craft) would charge them with the crime.
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Hi,\nThe 1st guy is right. Its so obvious, and u wasted 5 points on it...\n\nAsk ur teacher a question. What will he do with the elephant inside his refrigerator? Doesnt he have edible food to preserve???
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Ask your teacher to help you do the research that can verify what she meant by her answer, and perhaps together you can find out if there any truth to the other person's answer as well.\n\nSometimes two or more people can be correct when they are both giving different answers to the same question.\n\nWell, blind man, have you seen the elephant? Tell me, what sort of thing is an elephant?'"Thereupon the men who were presented with the head answered, 'Sire, an elephant is like a pot.' And the men who had observed the ear replied, 'An elephant is like a winnowing basket.' Those who had been presented with a tusk said it was a ploughshare. Those who knew only the trunk said it was a plough; others said the body was a grainery; the foot, a pillar; the back, a mortar; the tail, a pestle, the tuft of the tail, a brush.\n\n"Then they began to quarrel, shouting, 'Yes it is!' 'No, it is not!' 'An elephant is not that!' 'Yes, it's like that!' and so on."  This is the parable of the blind men and the elephant.
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why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?\n\n\nhe wanted to "lay it on the line"
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Converting a liquid, such as water, to a vapor (what happens when water evaporates) takes a lot of energy.  The heat of the elephant's body is basically the energy source used for this, thus cooling him down.
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1. open the door and put the elephant in.\n2. open the door, take out the elephant, stick in the giraffe\n3. the giraffe. he's still stuck in the refridgerator\n4. er...dunno this....is it coz its safe to cross as all the crocs are at the animal council the lion king is holding? lol dunno.
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Are you sure it's a pink elephant?\n\nHere's one (http://www.curiousmath.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=11) that uses the same idea but the elephant's not pink.
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1. The man takes the cat across and goes back to get the mouse. 2. The man then takes the mouse across and returns with the cat. 3. The man leaves the cat on the shore and takes the dog across. He leaves the dog with the mouse. 4. The man goes back to get the cat.
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Dora delicately dunked David's dry donut, defying death, dissolutely declaring, "Don't decimate devilish Danishes!"\n\nExamination explains every excellent elephant, except English examples, epitomizes effervescent eccentricities endlessly.