Joan Rivers is an American television presenter, famous for her caustic one-liners and dry wit.\n\nBut does she allegiance to the undead?
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I don not think she is a vampire, if you look at her carefully you can see that she is obvioulsy a zombie. Vampires are usually attractive and well preserved. : )
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Were the walking dead?....auughh!
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Is it OK to be a semi-zombie - I mean is it acceptable to read the paper, watch the TV and stuff, as well as to surf the net?\n\nI dont think I am a full zombie, but then again I do not think I live in a zombie-free environment either.\n\nMaybe I am surrounded by full zombies which would make me a non-zombie by comparison?\n\nI am now confused. \n\nKnowledge is power.\nThe truth is out there\nThe Titanic is unsinkable\nThere is life on Mars.
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LOL. BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nSeriously, if Jesus was a Zombie when he came back from the grave, he is the Coolest Zombie Ever!!! :)
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night of the living dead. need i say more?
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I think she is referring to WET as in like they have BET....  and I don't really care either way. I think TV is TV.  and for the first person that answered -- pretty ridiculous.... there is NO  "our" channel,  I know alot of white ppl that watch BET, I'm not one of them,  but they seem to like it.  I don't really know why ppl think each race needs their "own" channel. I mean -- Get Real!!!!!!!
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haha, yeah, i have zombie dreams too and they're scary.\n\nso, i'm not a psychologist, or a dream analyst or anything, but i've spent more time than it's worth thinking about why it is that zombies are so scary. and i've come up with several important elements that zombies can represent.\n\nfirstly, they're dead. they're corrupted, rusty and rotten and maggoty, and they move towards you and try to take you in.  this is viscerally very upsetting. we spend our lives in complete denial about death and decay, and so having to face it in such an up-front and non-negotiable way is very frightening. around autumn i always get the heeby jeebies about zombies... i think it's all the dead leaves and bare trees.\n\nsecondly, there's how they mob you. mobs are terrifying, even ones made up of living people, and the confrontation of their powerful and violent collectivity with your powerlessness and individuality gives feelings of overwhelming hopelessness and loneliness and despair. \n\nThirdly, there's how they attack you. zombies are slow moving, but they always seem to get you, don't they. they always come out of the shadows, or from behind you, or from your blind spot. the reason that this is so terrifying in your dreams is that we, as visual animals, KNOW subconsciously that our weakness is that what we can see ISN'T always what's out there. So if your brain is concocting a zombie nightmare, the zombies will always get you from the shadows, or from behind you... because that's the kind of attack that we are most vulnerable to.\n\nthere is additionally, the sense of betrayal which is implicit in zombies. people we love and know and trust will "change sides" and will betray us and attack  and bite and kill us, without even acknowledging even briefly the world you once shared with them, or even recognizing you! the death of relationships, and refusal to recognize that it even existed is a VERY powerful fear. Think about how betrayed lovers speak. they ask questions like "did you EVER love me? didn't our time together mean ANYTHING?" when you're attacked by the zombies of people you know, you ask the same thing. scary. \n\nFinally, there's an oppressive tension in a world full of zombies. there's no home, nowhere safe, nowhere to rest and dream peacefully. No other monster movies really capture this tension as well as zombie movies do... \n\nso yeah, spreading corruption, fear of an overwhelming and oppressive mob, attacking us in ways in which terrify us the most, and the death of love, and the atmosphere of tension. zombies can be scary for a lot of reasons. also, biting is kind of scary. \n\nif you're having lots and lots of zombie dreams, it could mean a bunch of different things. you might be worried or anxious about something in real life which shares a common element with the zombie dream. or it could be something else. I got a lot of zombie dreams when i was on this one antibiotic once, and i also discovered that i have zombie dreams when i sleep near a heater and my mattress is too hot. so it might be chemical or environment causing nightmares, and the nightmares might just be zombie nightmares because they scare the crap out of you and that's what nightmares do.\n\nso before you go psychoanalyzing yourself, look around and see if there's an external element causing your nightmares. good luck.\n\n(oh hey, as i was writing this i realized... don't you think that zombies would smell really bad? you could probably tell when one was sneaking up behind you by the smell... so don't get scared. if you can't smell them, it's just a dream! hahaha!)
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I met Brian Lumley at a Cthulhu convention some years ago.  A very nice man--a gentleman.  I love the Necroscope books.\nBut I don't think they'd make good movies. They're too fat.  Too much would have to be cut.\nI'd love to see a Necroscope SERIES on HBO.  Each season could be one book, or even one section of one book. But HBO would never spring for the special effects needed for the later books set on the other world.
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I absolutely love Interview With the Vampire but I didn't really care for Queen of the Damned.  It wasn't like the book.  It's like they combined The Vampire Lestat in with The Queen of the Damned.\n\nI hope Memnoch the Devil is better than Queen of the Damned.  But I hate it when a series of movies like that changes the actors who play major characters.
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*raises her hand*\n\nMe!\n\n---------\n\nOh well,.. it means things you are saying may take a turn for the grim, sick, twisted,.. undead,...   Not the kind of things that are like Sunshine, Lolipops, and Puppies,...  But maybe your laughing at someone getting hurt or your jokes contain such out come.\n\nIt may seem funny to you but not some thing other people notice,.. because they are busy being as much like the Average Joe as posible.
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Is she American, is she Irish? I can't tell. \nI tend to mute when she comes on. If it's a put on accent she's definitely insulting someone.
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I have a bunch of favorite zombie movies or as I like to call them dead-ish movies. You don't want to hear it but it makes the list. Night of the Living dead including all the corny sequels, dawn of the dead wasn't bad (the new one and the old), Day of the Dead which is old but interesting. I love the Evil Dead series and the Resident Evil's, 28 days was decent as well.
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I honestly thought that Letterman looked like an idiot.  He obviously did not want him on the show and worst of all he voiced an opinion and then admitted that he had no idea what he was talking about.\n\nYou're not conflicted.  You feel the way almost everyone else does.  I am sad for her loss but I'm disgusted at how she's using it.  Her HUSBAND divorced her over it (or at least that was the last straw).\n\nBTW -- thanks for what you're doing for us all (being in the army).
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Hmm. Tough one. Since I don't think Mr & Mrs. Smith used garlic bullets or silver for anything...I think the undead may take the cake on that one.
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I like Lou and Andy.(yeah I know). he gets away with an AWFUL lot eh?..and my wife likes a one-off character Boris the babysitter (comrade Stalin salutes you!) he's really creepy, It's what makes him funny...Oh and don't forget Daffyd (the only gay in the village) Thomas!!! \n\ncould do without the vomiting and pissing women
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I agree with you Jodie, I like Rory Emerald. Mo Rocca seems like a Hollywood phony. (fun & thought provoking question.) \nH A P P Y + S P R I N G = J O D I E ! ! !
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Hey, I watched Torchwood last night cuddled up to my gorgeous sexy wife!\n\nI didn't get the unseen things either...they seemed to move really quickly across the screen, and my money was on them being werewolves.\n\nTo me, the episode was a bit like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with Predator thrown in too, and with the reference to a "harvest" every 10 years, I thought about Jeepers Creepers.\n\nI think Torchwood is an excellent program. Last weeks, about the Fairies, was unpleasant. I think the mix is just about right. Last nights was the most scary so far I thought, because the "monsters" were just normal people.\n\nI don't get the Gwen / Owen thing either. He obviously wants to bone her, and I bet she lets him later...but I bet Jack has a go too.