Mine is, in Beverly Hills cop, the blond says, "Oh, in Beverly Hills, we just take whatever car is closest." I don't know why that's in my head, but it drives me nuts!
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Titanic - "I'm the king of the world!"\n\nWhy? Because your standing at the front of a ship?
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If have to be the one when Kramer get's the part in the Woody Allen Movie, and he has the one the line of:\n\nThese pretzels, are making me thirsty.\n\nhaha..\n\nit's also the one where George has to park the cars..\n\nGreat Show.
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that song gets annoying. i wanna rip out the car stero and toss it out the window when i hear it.
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Caution:  I go from 0 to Bi*ch in 3.5 seconds.\n\nWhy does the blonde keep failing her driver's test?  B/c everytime the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!\n\nWe'll get along fine as long as you realize I'm God.\n\nMy bulldog's cuter than you!!\n\nWitches Do It in Circles!\n\nMy Karma ran over your Dogma.\n\nTree Hugging Dirt Worshipper.
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Oh my God! How hilarious! I looove the end sentence.\nThen a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" \n\n"Nope........just when it's raining."
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RUSH HOUR 2\n\nCarter : I want sum mu shu man --- \nLee : you Hungry? \nCarter : Noooo.. Mu shu!!! I wanna see sum women man!!\nlol -- it was hilarious - Action Comedy - Waiting for the 3rd One..
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Mine is when Money Mike was like "Pimp in Distress! Pimp In Distress!"  Then, when they asked him to come to their christmas party, he said, "Let me check my palm pilot"  That was too funny!
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The one that gets me the most is esspresso.\npeople seem to say it alot with an x in there, like expresso. it really ticks me off. \nOh. And, my preschool teacher, whenever she had us wash our hands, she pronounced it warsh. that one still gets to me. BLEH!
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The Helpful Wife\n\n\nA male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:\nMan: What's the problem officer?\nCop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\nMan: No sir, I was going 65.\nWife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.\n(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)\nCop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.\nMan: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!\nWife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.\n(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)\nCop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.\nMan: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.\nWife: Oh  Harry, you never wear your seat belt.\nMan: Shut your mouth, woman!\nCop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?\nWife: No, only when he's drunk.\n\n\nHere's another\n\n\nDeputy Gomer\n\nThe local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.\n"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"\n"11" he replied.\nThe sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."\n"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"\n"Today and tomorrow."\nHe was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.\n"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"\nGomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."\n"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"\nSo, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.\n"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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there was a blonde driving a semi down the highway and she saw something white dancing in the middle of the highway she started honking her horn for the thing to move. she was getting mad so she hit her brakes really hard. \nQ: what was in the middle of the road?\nA: it was a bedsheet laying flat and the wind was blowing it...HAHA...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)\n\nAll I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)\n\nHarry: Nice skis.\nGirl: Thanks.\nHarry: They yours?\nGirl: yep.\nHarry: Both of them?\nGirl: yeah...\nHarry: cool! "Dumb and dumber"\n\nDr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?\nTed Striker: Surely you can't be serious.\nDr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.\n\n"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue!"\n\n"He has a drinking problem."\n\n"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" "AIRPLANE"
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Fran Drescher, I cant stand her voice even more her laugh it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand on end.
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"damn, sh*t, respect my f*cking authoritah!"\n\n"dog sh*t taco!"\n\n"blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!"\n\n"f*cl! sh*t! c*ck! azz! t*tties! b*ner! b*tch! m*ff! p*ssy! c*ck! butthole!  barbra streisand!!!!"
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ahahaahaha!  Yes she is annoying because she uses other peoples private life to make a hollywood show.  Such a greedy bitch.  She should have been taken by the aliens together with Dr. Phill in the movie Scare Movie 4.  lOl
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Don't forget the old banana in the tailpipe from Beverly Hills Cop. I also like the pizza idea, although 10 pizzas would probably tip off the restaurant it was a prank and they will call to double check ... instead pick just a couple of pizzas but have them ordered with every ingredient that the person doesn't like (anyone for anchoives and pineapple?)
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This is so embarassing..haha..I have people calling the cops..then I gotta explain to them - they walk away so confused ?? then we go back to..it ((:
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Hm... there's a tie...\n"I don't know."\n"Hell if I know."-- okay, that's 4 words... ha ha...\nAnd of course:\n"Holy freaking crap!"\nI say them too much...\nOh, and can't forget, "No sh*it, Sherlock." Ha ha... I love saying that!! Pardon my language, if you will, Sheriff. :-)