I want to know the secret, of what I need to eat to have lots of really stinky gas?  I'm just curious because I would like to outfart my brother.
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Well what I suggest is eating something that is 1. Well cooked, 2. Smells good, 3. Has either Cheese or a High Sugary Content. It is hard for the body to digest well cooked food so there are lots of waste left so your poop will be larger. You will also have a larger amount of gas created because the body works so hard at digesting it. Also drink cold water before eating. Your body cannot digest cold water. this is a fact. It has to get it up to your internal temperature before it can digest it. So by doing this you kick on your metabolism. Which means the gas factory is primed and pumped when you drop in the first load of fuel. The cheese is because of Lactose. the body doesnt really like it so and it will make you gasy.\n\nAlso Cyfu you should make sure that you have no obstructions in your anal cavity blocking the expelling of farts.
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Oh man I've swallowed sea water and felt like barfing. I'm thinking if someone drank a bunch of salt water on purpose they couldn't keep it down. Everyone but me that is. lol One time I thought I'd eaten bad food. It scared me so bad I tried to get rid of it. No luck. So I figured I'd mix baking soda with water and chug it. That's kinda like salt water. Well after chugging one large glass of this nasty stuff. lol. I tried and tried to barf. Fingers down the throat wouldn't work. Soooo, lol, down the hatch went another large glass of this nasty tasting stuff. I tried and tried. It never came up. So I wound up digesting all of it. lmao. The really old food and all that baking soda. Sick!\n.
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lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
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Seriously -\n\nBeans cause gas because the body cannot digest the complex sugars (carbohydrates or starches known as disaccharides) they contain. These starches pass into the intestine, where bacteria normally found there can use them as a food source. When bacteria use them as food, they produce gas as a by-product. In addition to beans, such foods as broccoli, cabbage, brussels sprouts and cauliflower cause uncomfortable excess gas.\n\nI just ended my nutrition class with an A+!
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Are you eating enough fiber?  Doesn't sound like it.  Fiber will not only help you to go poop, it will also help even you out so you neither have constipation OR diarrhea. \n\nStay away from spicy foods, high "gas" foods (like cauliflower, beans, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, broccoli) and eat more whole grains (brown rice, whole wheat pasta) and baked-not mashed-potatoes.  Of course lots of veggies....except tomatoes.  That will make your symptoms worse.
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We {fart} have flatulence after eating vegetables mainly because we don't fully digest the fiber and then we produce methane gas! Cows are the highest producers of methane gas then any other animal because they only eat hay!
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DONT eat food that will stick in your teeth, or make you gassy.\nDO smile alot, ask questions and listen to the answers, and keep concersation flowing.\nBe yourself!
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Homeopathy :-\nIt would be better to post more details and get an accurate answer but usually too much gas can be treated and cured with the Homeopathic Remedy CARBO VEG 30 in a sip of water half hour before meals.\nYou see Homeopathy treats you the person not the disease so your personal individual symptoms are more important for the physician to find the right cure than that of the disease or disorder. So please give more details !\nTake Care and God Bless you !
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This is a big problem with me, when you're trying to cut out the sweets or any food in general. Just make sure you have a bag of those baby carrots in your fridge at all times, and munch on those when a craving hits. They're also convenient to carry with you too. Just stick some in a baggy when you go out and stay away from restaurants like McDonald's or KFC if possible. You'll be drooling just smelling the food from outside.LOL! Good Luck!
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You should replace your fluids you lost . Someone said by drinking gatoraid no this isnt healthy at all .  There is several drinks in the med. department anything with electrolites is good gatoraid has sugar which isnt good . Drinking water and I would stay away from foods that can cause gas . Eat small amounts until  you are sure it is gone . Crackers are good to eat on threw out the day and drink plenty of water and fluids just try to stay away from things with sugar until your BM is back to normal./
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Baking soda and water is great but don't if you can't have a lot of salt or have high blood pressure.  I find too much salt can give me gas so it may not be your first choice!!\n\nCalcium!!  Calcium helps a lot.\nMilk\nwhite of eggs\ndrink plenty of water..if looking at bottled water avoid ones with potassium\n\nI find basil can help with Gas and is not acidic  \nTo better tollerate baking soda you may want to have something like peppermint or chammomile to calm your system before you take it.
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Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
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Vegetables are a very high source of energy. If you eat them and do not use that energy, then it's just sitting in your body. Your body has to do something with it, so it makes it into a gas and of course, that gas makes it's way out of your body. So, if you are going to eat broccoli, I suggest you go for a quick run.   :)
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Take digestive enzymes before every meal, Charcoal and Aloe Vera also help with gas.
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ROFL!  Look around as if you're looking for where the horrendous odor could be coming from.  I'd tell you more, but just watch for me in the check out line.  You can learn my secrets there.\n\nOh come on people don't take it so seriously.  You flatulate too.  Maybe not in public, but you do it somewhere.
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it's the breakdown of food that creates gas. alka seltzer or bicarbonate is recommended.
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Heavy meat eaters can emit a strong odor.  Just like breastfed babies have sweet smelling nappies, as soon as they go on to any sort of animal protein, they give off a much stronger smell.\n\nIf he went on a detox, even to try for a day or so, with lots of water, and maybe then fruits and veggies, then see the results.  It may be something more serious or it just maybe his diet should be less meat, more water and veggies etc.