The one that make you end up in someone's bed
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MY VERY COOL FRIEND TOLD ME THIS ONE \n\n"IM NOT FRED FILNSTONE BUT ILL MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"!!!
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Its not all about how the other person feels physically its more about how the other person makes you feel inside that counts
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daaaah just get in bed n sleep like how u can share a bed with someone else
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There's a little thing called a "Date Rape" drug that makes you fall asleep and you forget everything that happens. Tell someone immediately!
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This chick asked me to choke her once, I laughed alittle on the inside but did it anyway.  She seemed to enjoy it, I later found out she had all sorts of hidden issues.  But over all she got a 10 in the bedroom.
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Why do you people keep doing this to me? Huh? Why is it that you always embarrass me? NO! IT DOESN'T! And you know why? (I'm quite sure you do else YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED THIS QUESTION!) It's because I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH EXPERIENCE!!! Okay??? The only guy I've been with is Trent Reznor AND for your information, we do it EVERY NIGHT after I've tucked in for bed! There! I've said it!\n\nDAMN YOU ALL!!
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It is when you are in bed with someone and you f-art and pull the covers over their head.  That is a dutch oven.
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I just screwed your girlfriend in your own bed.  Boy was she good!
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someone who is worshipped in a sexual way
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No, I like to be in control in the bedroom.  Out of the bedroom we are equal but in the bedroom I want her to believe she is my love slave.  Woooo hooooo!
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The other night you know which one and I wished for you to be on top of me
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WOWOW,thats some disrespect if i've ever heard some!You know about it and confronted them and they modified more to say they are looking for involvement with that person that answers the ad?What are you waiting for to see that person in bed with someone else?Their telling you bluntly they don't want you or respect you enough to be with just you .Also,to do that while,your with someone-WOWOWOW-THAT SAY'S IT ALL-LEAVE!UNLESS U WANT TO SEE IT OUT!IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD!
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A lil' pain can be erotic.
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I know.  Those guys who think they are good in bed really irritate those of us who are ;P
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Yeah my little brother walked in on me n my ex ... on HIS bed! we finished coz we were horny teens at the time and actually oblivious to how rude and inconsiderate we were being!\n\nThe same ex and I were walked in on be my best mate and his girlfriend at the time too! we finished then also ... but as a 4!!! That was HOT!!
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OK get your big fluffy Dona ready, fluff your pillows, once upon a time there was a young man who was feeling sleepy, but just not quiet tired enough to fall asleep. So he lay there listening to classical music for a while, but realized this just wasn't going to work, So then he tried a nice hot cup of milk, but when he went to take a sip he spilled it all over his nice warm bed. So he realized that was a BAD idea not worthy of ten points..... then he got up changed his bedding and snuggled back into bed. he then decided to count sheep but got to 15 and decided that it just was not his thing. definitely not worthy of ten points so then he decided to read him self a little story about little red riding hood but by the end as funny as that story was it just left him feeling the need to go to the toilet. so it couldn't be awarded the ten points,but just as he was climbing back into bed his new little baby started to stir, so he put that little baby in bed with him and made up a bed time story all of his own. as his child feel back to sleep he lay there thinking of all the bed time stories he was going to tell his son in the future and be for long he had put him self to sleep sweet dreams new daddy lol sunshine
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In bed: be creative and surprize him with something strange that he never expected...\nIn RL: make him compliments