after giving you a toothbrush he would give a little pink chewable tablet that would turn your mouth and teeth red,all day,what the heck was it?
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It was a dye pill that would show you where plaque was built up on your teeth
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A Furbie, actually three of them, from my Uncle.  I was 19 when he gave them to me.  I was like WTF are THOSE things?  They were cute until he put the batteries in them.  After a half an hour they were no longer cute but annoying and I was ready to kill them.  Eventually they all had 'accidents' including the one that caught fire.  It really wasn't on purpose that they were bad or wrong, my Uncle hasn't ever seen me as 'grown up' and I get some weird stuff from him all the time.
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First thought....  Bad tooth\nOtherwise....Infected salivary gland????\n\nUntil she can get to the dentist or doctor, have her place a hot towel (as hot as she can without burning her of course) on the area.  Have her do this several times a day until she gets to the doctor or dentist......
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We were having Thanksgiving Dinner a few years ago and we had the whole gang of about 20 people around.  My husband's Dad who was about 95 at the time and who had had recent chemotherapy for cancer all of a sudden got ill at the table and vomited into his napkin.  I quickly grabbed his napkin took it to the kitchen sink, shook it out and rinsed it out really good.  I then turned on the garbage disposal and all of a sudden there was this horrendous racket in the garbage disposal.  I turned it off and reached down into it and pulled out a very mangled set of false teeth. I screeched , oh my and everyone crowded around me and we all started to giggle, even though it really was not entirely funny.  We gave grandpa back his false teeth and he put them back in but they were totally missing teeth.  We all tried not to laugh but it really was a bit humorous. We will all never forget that moment.  Dad has passed on now about 7 years ago but that moment will live on and be passed on to future generations.
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The exploding toothpaste always makes me laff. Imagine getting em mixed up.
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Excellent - great sense of humour:      \n\nPaddy made a mistake and took a viagra tablet instead of a sleeping tablet.   He went to bed to have forty winks but ended up having forty w...............................
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I imagine everyone on this site has done this.  For the ones hoping it's something naughty, the definition is listed below:\n\nmasticate - to grind (food) with the teeth; chew ...
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Awww, you got me all excited over a tooth brush, nice job. lol
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No thank you. The Dental plan sucks. Ever see Palpatine's Teeth?
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toys? candy? or maybe friends! LOL! I gave it my all! JK! Did I get it?!?!
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Happiness... That's all I want for Christmas! Oh, and I want my two front teeth too!\nNice hat... Have a happy Thanksgiving! :-)
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I know all of them, but I will give you only one . . .\n\nWashington had all of his teeth pulled.  He had dentures made of wood and whale bone.  They were very uncomfortable, and gave him trouble the rest of his life.  That is why he is never shown smiling or showing his teeth in his portraits.
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lol when i saw this question i was thinking..\n\n"HEY.. PINK ENERGIZER BUNNY"\n\nlol.. give him batteries? :)
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That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
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I tell my daycare children if bitting is present, that we don't bite our friends, we only bite apples, bananas, cookies...etc.  That eliminates bitting altogether.  It directs them to what our teeth is used for.  Not on our friends/family
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Perfume that smelt like cat wee, I once got some plasters but the one to top it all off, was when I received a "gold" chain from my father and his girlfriend (it was vile and I don't wear gold, it wouldn't even have been worth anything if I'd've cashed it in) whilst my brother sat there and unwrapped a games console complete with 4 games...
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. \nShe picked a little boy to do the first test. \nShe blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" \n"No, I don't," said the little boy. \n"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." \nSuddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of   a s s !"