Please, NO long pages of 5 billion jokes....no one has time to read that many!
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1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.
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I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
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To haunt "curious" people who ask really jokes that are in really bad taste. Chill okay!
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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Hurray for s**t jokes LOL\n\nThanks for cheerin me up Ploppy!
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He is top class.  Some of his jokes are so cheesy but they come at about 20 a minute so you're on to the next one before you have chance to groan at the cheese.\n\nHe holds the record for number of jokes told in an hour - 499!
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Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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LOL, a very rare thing on  here is to read jokes that I have not read/heard b4!\nNice to see an original
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This is the wrong crowd to joke around with. Most of them read questions like they read newspapers. Headlines only.
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I asked a question day before yesterday.Got 11 answers.Out of those there were only 3 that read the whole question.So I see what you are talking about.I sometimes answer with some whimsical or dry humor answer. But you can't even be funny if you are not replying to the whole question.
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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This one is on the front page at eBaumsWorld.com: \nMike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
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Isn't there enough butt screwing jokes to even it out.
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Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
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This is like 30 min, but it's like the FUNNIEST thing ever\n\nhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
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LMAOO i absolutely LOVE this one!!!!\nu should post more..\nfrom one to ten...this one is a 9!!\nthanx soo much for the laugh!\n=]
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wait i an't take this =, these jokes are making me wanna pee, these are some real funny ones\n\nrate- a full 10