with his nose so far up Bush's a$$ that he probably found a dead gerbil?
135991
oh yeah. I loathe and detest our prime minister. how such a man could have remained in office for as long as he has astounds me. He routinely lies to the voting public and is caught out time and time again. And as for his sense of tolerance and compassion, well I guess Johnny was absent the day that was distributed. But do people care? It would seem not. Hang your heads in shame Howard voters.
581468
Dude....\n\nHe'd be dead by now!!!\n\nOnly if mean to say "President" and not "Presidend"
670826
It's not a spoken bushism: it's the time he accidentally walked into a closet after giving some sort of speach.\n\nHilarious!
324992
No he is alive.. He is a smart guy and he knows that if we start to think because of just audio tapes he probably is dead then he gets a little more freedom... I think he is in Fremont working at 7-11 on Alvarado Niles Road
300180
THE CHIMP IN THE WHITEHOUSE, HERE'S PROOF!!\n\nhttp://orthanc.univap.br/fark/bush.jpg
402925
droopy... look at him he is stoned! ... i bet if you look at his arm you will find tracks. the way the talks, and walks everything screams "dope fiend".
303677
Someone in my class told me this. \nI'm sorry if you support Bush but............anyways.\n\nBush was stranded on an island and a genie came to him and said,"You have two wishes. What is your first wish?" Bush said,"I wish I was back in the White House." Poof...He was in the White House. The genie said," What is your second wish?" Then Bush said," I Wish my people were happy." Poof...He was back at the island.
287364
How much intelligence do you expect from this man.. He's bush!
178509
He probably is guilty as charged. I would hate to be in scooters shoes. Bush will be out to get him now. But the truth is cleansing.
544762
Let's see, Rummy ran away, (not sure why he resigned,) Cheney has become nearly invisible (have you seen him lately ?) It would have to be a tie between those two. I almost feel sorry for Bush at this point. It LOOKS like he's left holding the bag, so to speak. \np.s. - I don't recall "you" being an option. People on here are testy today.
55134
He is like a sleeping LION.\nIf a lion is sleeping yet He is a Lion\nAnyone can toilet against him
231274
I often wonder ... and Bush makeing stupid jokes about it...oh well maybe Dick will take George with him the next time he gets drunk and goes hunting.
623422
Whitehouse chimp? I didn't know our Godly president Bush owned a pet chimp but I am sure you are probably high on dope too. \nI suppose you wouldn't be confusing Michael Jackson with president Bush, eh pill popper?
521251
Is there a doctor or veterinarian in the house?  Kerry's got a severe case of hoof-in-mouth disease. Will he apologize? No, its beneath his exalted station in life to apologize. The silver on his spoon must have been cheap because its affected his brian.
239536
A monkey would do better than bush.
177666
WITH ALL THE 'BUSHISMS' WE HEAR WITH HIS BUNGLING SPEECHES, I'D SAY HE FELL OFF THE WAGON YEARS AGO.  THANK GOD HE HAS A CHAUFFER NOW!!  IT'S A MATTER OF PUBLIC SAFETY!
316595
I wouldn't worry about it. After all, President Bush isn't even toilet trained. He exhibits the same behavior that your grandfather does at State dinners.