Just call it Alexander the Dull&#39;
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If movies are all about the audience identifying with the people on the screen, then Oliver Stone accomplishes the job with &quot;Alexander,&quot; his sprawling, three-hour bio-epic about the Macedonian conqueror of the ancient world.
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An ancient battle. A little-known director. An R rating. No major movie stars.
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There is really no good reason for âEli Stoneâ to be quite as much fun as it is, given that the premise seems spraywashed with earnestness and spun to alienate the atheistic and the greedy.
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The new Oliver Stone movie, &#39;&#39;Alexander,&quot; is full of brilliant highlights, and they&#39;re all in Colin Farrell&#39;s hair.
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A great botch of a movie that never engages either plot or characters, &quot;Alexander&quot; is a stupefying disaster, the grand turkey of this holiday season so far.
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A lot of people put a lot of good work into this screen-filling tale of the young leader who conquered most of the known world in the &#39;20s and &#39;30s of the fourth century BC, but you have to work even harder to follow it.
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Like the great Macedonion conqueror in the upcoming Oliver Stone   flick Alexander, Warner Bros. is plotting a new strategy in the   battle for Oscar glory.
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Alexander the Great conquered Egypt, Asia Minor, the Persian Empire and much else. But even he, if reborn, could not conquer the tedium of &quot;Alexander.
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Jason Alexander has it on good authority that his job as co-host of the People's Choice Awards on Sunday is unlikely to have a big payoff.
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BASED SIMPLY ON its tired premise and atmosphere, &quot;The Forgotten&quot; should be every bit as forgettable as its name. With so many elements - from its chilly autumnal setting to the
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To all that Roethlisbergsteria, add a touch of Manningmania. For Eli, not Peyton.
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Shaun Alexander has a message for the many folks who say NFL exhibitions mean zilch. Some words for those who will see the defending NFC champion Seattle Seahawks throttling the ragged Oakland Raiders in the final preseason game Thursday night as unrevealing and insignificant.
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Oliver Stone&#39;s three-hour epic, Alexander, has had US critics tripping over themselves to heap derision on what most agree is a costly camp disaster from the director of JFK and Platoon.
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Don't waste your time if you are not a Bapu enthusiast. Sundarakanda is not very interesting and out of sync with today's times.
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Recently, there's been a bit of a brouhaha in the news about a Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant stumbling over what should have been a simple geography/education question (watch the video in all its schadenfreude glory).  This kind of slow news day reporting is not terribly interesting in and of itself, but it got me thinking about Mike Tyson.
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Not content to direct a mediocre historical epic, filmmaker Oliver Stone marshals all of his talent as a provocateur to direct a colossally bad one in &quot;Alexander,&quot; starring Irishman
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When was it that we were all bemoaning the fact that this latest well-hyped confrontation between the Athens and Sparta of baseball (which is which depends on your point of view) was a major dud?