Did an insect just crawl in my ear and lay eggs?
967570
Yes I belive so, you should rush to the nearest hospitol before they colonize and start playing their satanic music. ^_^
960991
omg ur lucky if that was me id break the sound barrier.lmao.hell yeah i really hate them.at one point i had wasps in the wall all u heard is night was buzzing and no that was not my vibrator roflmao b4 u ask lol.
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Almost for certain if you heard a buzzing noise it was a mosquito - they have a really annoying sound after having bitten (or sucked blood).\nIf the "bites" are close together however, it could have been a spider.\nMy grandson was bitten by one last week & there are always two "holes" from the fangs, one usually slightly deeper or bigger than the other.\nDon't worry, even though they can be a bit nasty, they are not deadly (assuming you live in Europe). In Ireland & England there are three major culprits - the Yard Spider which is becoming more aggressive , the Woodlouse spider (female) & the Cellar spider. \nI'd guess the Yard Spider as they are now entering homes. \nIt's unlikely you were stung by a bee or a wasp but I couldn't rule it out. \nJust thoroughly insecticide spray your bedroom , shut the door & windows for a few hours & anything that might bite will have bitten the dust!
231113
I think it’s totally bogus!!! Surely you would feel them crawling on your face while sleeping And then knock them off I know I would!! . Have some one tickle you lightly and ask what you did, if you’re freaked out about !!!!
668544
Maggots are the larva stage for houseflies, although other insects' larva are sometimes called maggots too. Typically, flies will land and lay eggs on something that is decaying and probably dead (like a dead cat on the road, or rotting fruit that's fallen from a tree, maggots don't care). If a person had a wound and that person let a fly land and lay eggs in the wound and never washed it, then I suppose you could get maggots on a living person that way. Otherwise, nowadays, its difficult to be a maggot infested person.
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Umm...I've been making jokes about larval humans for years, so I had to laugh. Bugs have larval stages, but vertebrates don't. The larval stage is the maggot stage. In humans, some people refer to that as "middle school"...but that's only when we look back as adults. Kids these days have evolved and aren't nearly so maggoty as we once were ;)
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My guess is that you've found a golden torotise beetle (Charidotella sp.)\nhttp://bugguide.net/node/view/8827/bgpage\n\nThey are related to ladybugs but not really a part of that group. Dead beetles quickly lose the gold.
586919
It sounds like spiders. \n\nspray it with water & vinegar to wash it away.
196017
Bet's the hell out of me but I'll guess. is it an ant. LOL
722970
I get this image of a legless body crawling on its arms towards me as I go to bed (lights out already...) It makes me run and leap into bed. I know, stupid hey?
290661
Sounds like bed bugs.
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yes, sometimes bugs will crawl inside people's ears while they are asleep.  these are primarily nocturnal insects who are seeking a safe hole to hide in.  thinking that they've found a cozy little nook that will protect them from predators, they hunker down inside your ear.  they don't intend any harm, and don't realize they're trying to hide in a person, they're just looking for a home.\n\nthere are several varieties of moth known for this, and cockroaches will also do this on occasion.\n\nit is possible for them to do some damage.  cockroaches may feed on the ear wax in the ear, and incidentally nibble on the flesh inside the ear.  they also have very spiny legs which can scratch and poke, making it very painful even if they don't do any permanent damage.\n\nif you get a bug in your ear, don't use a Q-Tip or other device to try and squish it.  that may cause it to retreat deeper, causing more pain or serious damage as it runs into the eardrum.\n\nthe best way to make them get out is to squirt the bug with some alcohol.  rubbing alcohol works well, but even vodka will do in a pinch.  oad up a syringe or even a water pistol and hit the little guy with a short blast.  the rapid evaporation of the volatile alcohol will convince the bug to exit out of there fast.  then you can squish it.
270772
There is a bug going around.I know of about 20 people right now with it.Be careful,get plenty of sleep,and try to limit contact with other peoplr.
1017648
FIRST OF ALL I'M SORRY BUT I'M PISSING MY PANTS YOU ARE A TRIP!! IF THE TRAIL MIX WAS IN YOUR ROOM AND IT HAD ANTS IN IT I WOULD THROW AWAY ALL YOUR FOOD IN YOUR ROOM AND VACUUM YOUR ROOM REALLY GOOD SO THE ANTS DON'T CRAWL ON YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM!!  IF YOUR NOT SICK NOW THEN I THINK YOU'LL BE FINE!! BUT RED ANTS WILL BITE YOU IF YOUR NOT CAREFUL CHECK YOUR SELF FOR (SMALL) RED MARKS IF YOU HAVE THEM THEN YOU WERE BITTEN BY THEM PUT CALAMINE LOTION ON AND YOU'LL BE OK!! IF YOUR NOT BETTER THEN CALL YOUR DOCTOR HE CAN PROBLEM HELP!!!......THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE....LOL
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Nope but i did chase one into  the horse feed shed and speared it with my spear gun.  \n\nLady =1    Mouse = 0\n\nI didn't want diseased vermin running around my place.. \nSorry to all the animal and pest lovers out there.
964784
YES! it happened to my little girl. The doctor told me that the outbreak would be very mild and it was about 2 or three small spots that looked like bug bites.
984260
LOL, I'm assuming you mean cockroach. This reminds me of something that happened when I was just a child. I'd say age 8. I remember my mom putting on her hairdryer. They had those shower cap looking things with a big tube attached to it. Anyway, next thing I know she rips that thing off her head. Opens the drawer and grabs a q-tip. Sticks that q-tip in her ear. Next thing I know a spider comes running out of her ear along that q-tip. lol. Oh man that was 40 years ago. I think it traumatized me. I'll never forget that moment. Try a q-tip. Go easy as to not squish it. If you meant another kind of roach. Well that's another story I'll save for another time. =)