I'm off to the pub after beating my wife?
956781
Well the sweet thing would be to take the wife out, BUT she made a deal, and lost.\nDo you think if she won she would go out with the ladies or take you? If you say she would go out with the girls, then by all means, enjoy your night out. Especially if you dont go out with the guys very often. You are married  but that doesnt mean you have to be joined at the hip. \nBut I bet you would get bonus brownie points if you took her instead
842092
My advice to you is DO NOT give him any money. Hang up the phone when he calls. If he has been beating you notify the police in your dity or town and get a restraining order on him if possible. If you feel threatend by him you might consider going to a women's shelter. You can find numbers for them in your local phone book. Don't let this crazy ruin your life. Do whatever you can to take charge of your life and stay away from him. Men who beat their wives cannot be trusted. Do not believe him when he tells you he will not do it ever again. He will. Get to a women's shelter AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Do not tell your friends or family where you are going just go. These places have all kinds of resources to help you and to get you moving in the right direction. You need to get your life back don't let him ruin you or your life. Please do this for yourself you do not deserve to be treated badly just because you married this guy.Please get help TODAY!\nLL
521966
go down to ure local sports bar unless ure not od enough
290732
Having a physically abusing wife is serious and dangerous not to mention demeaning to you.  While it may not be reported often, because of the stigmatism associated with a man being beat by a woman, it doesn't mean that its not as serious.  \n\nDomestic violence of any kind is very serious, and there are support groups, shelters, and counselors that can help you.  \n\nPlease seek a family counselor to help you get over your physically abusive wife.  You will either help her to stop abusing you, or you will need to leave the marriage for your safety and protection.\n\nPlease call a counselor, speak to your religious leader, or go to a support group in your area.  \n\nDo not ignore this or try to handle it alone.  You should talk to someone about this.  \n\nPraying for your safety and peace.\n\n:o)
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He was right to be hurt. Right to worry and be worried sick. He was right to be angry because you completely blew off his fears and hell he would go through if you went missing for so long without checking in. However...he DID NOT have a right to hit you. This isn't the 1940's when women thought they have physical abuse coming for something they did. You need to understand that no physical violence is "acceptable" no matter how bad you screwed up. MY soon to be ex wife cheated on me with a man and then a woman while I was in Iraq. I didn't touch her. I may not have respected her as my "wife" but she's still the mother of my children. Give him some time to think this through. Be there at the house like you normally are. Do all the things you usually do like dinner, the kids....\nShow him you want this life with him. It'll help him see what he has and what he could lose unless he realizes what you mean to him. When he's calmed down he'll want to know more. He'll ask again to see if the story changes. Keep to the truth no matter how it might look. He needs to understand you will not put up with physical abuse ever again. Good luck and I hope you two can fix this.  Compared to the reasons for my divorce, yours are easy to repair with love, faith, trust and friendship.
1072966
Pissed on her back seat of her car I was drunk. After I Came
714337
Tell your wife and both of you lecture the dingbat. Oh and you might want to take her house key away. Just a thought :)
244339
nawww not if you invite her in ,close the door... and she hits you first ...or  you lie and say she hit you....... its  your in your own home and have no obligation or anywhere to retreat to.... its your house ! on the other hand if  shes still outside... make sure you have some cigarettes , money, and candy on you... you will need them to make trades in jail....
221094
lmao this is a joke right??? if not then you are a as.shole if i was your wife i would kick your as.s why dont you have tea ready for her in the morning ...you are so selfish i have to much to say so i gtg
33212
Tear off my pit-stained wife beater and stumble drunkenly into the street while dragging my girl by the hair. When they show up I will throw my open beer at them while yelling "I thought this was America, the land of the (hiccup) free!". Then vomit on the cop's shoes.
689937
Go with her and make sure she dont get muged
269723
disposing of my wifes body.
224457
stayed home and got drunk
854672
ask her what she drinks i haven't been that smashed in a long time
355968
hahaha..honestly this is so funny...okay..for whatever the reason is you cannot beat your woman..her power not even half yours..but i can understand in the minute she hits you, you cant think because of the pain and the normal reaction is to hit back, cuz it's all about reflects. but here's what you can do in time of phisycal fighting instead of beating her as a revenge, grab both of her arm so she cant move, and watch her legs cuz she will try to kick your hip and below. the safest position is hold her from the back, so that she cant move and you're not doing her any harm...
28112
get off the pc and go to the nearest bar.. get drunk, get laid.. wash rinse fold.. do it all over again =)
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Your husband has a good chance of going for a night or two and maybe having a hefty fine too.  It doesn't matter that your husband was hit with a rock first, it is still assault because self defense can not be claimed if you retaliate with more force than is necessary to defend yourself.  Your neighbor will face legal action too though.  If you and your neighbor mutually agree to drop charges then you will both walk away with no action, but chances are that he won't drop charges if you and your husband are wishing to press charges against him... it is a sad fact of how our legal system works.  I can honestly say I would have done the same thing in your husband's shoes, but I'm sorry to bring you this unfortunate reality.