Did Jesus ever "park on the grass"?  Is that what made Judas flip?
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"Park on the grass??"  Is that code for something???
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Get your facts straight.  The martial artists RAN on pads floating on the surface of the water.  The pads were bigger than their feet and created more resistance against the standing water.  All they sank was sink slowly for a split-second on several different pads.  Jesus walked on the sea like it was solid ground.  And when Peter tried to walk out to him he became afraid and lost faith and started to sink.  So, conclusion: Jesus=walked on sea.  Martial artists=Ran on pads
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the original greek and hebrew scriptures says stake... ant the way its desribed how he was hanging from the stake with "his hands pined over his head" its impossible for him to be on a "cross"
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I think this is the low down, Jesus was having some issues with this dude Satan, he was from the dark side. One day Jesus was cruising along in his cloud convertible and Satan called him out. Jesus knew he couldn't handle Satan by himself, I mean just look at the size of the pitchfork that mofo is packing. So he thought he needed some help, so he rang up Oprah, but she was busy with a show on 101 ways to stop Tom Cruise jumping on your couch, so Oprah suggested he get in touch with Tupac. This was a brilliant idea thought Jesus, after all he owes me big time for that day I gave him awesome sunshine to have a bumper crop. So Jesus asked Tupac and reminded him of a few things he had done for him and may have even exaggerated a little saying how he wanted tupac over Oprah, because tupac is more powerful then Oprah and tupac was happy to go along. Because just like Jesus sis "Bro's before Ho's" So I wouldn't say that Jesus abducted Tupac, I just think he was to wasted to not agree to go with Jesus. That and Jesus promised him a Big Mac when they got there.
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God did not say anything about smoking cigarettes or weed in his law.  Sin is not dancing smoking or driinking.  Sin is simply doing your owm will.  \nMans holidays, going to church on sunday.  Everything that is contrary to the lords word.  Everything God has commanded man to do the Roman Catholic church has turned upside down.\n\n1Jo 3:4 Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.\n\nIsa 29:16 Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of him that framed it, He had no understanding?\n\nThis verse means exactly what it says.
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He went to the Wailing Wall a few years back sporting a yarmulke. That doesn't prove anything, butcertainly it's been a good long time since he's made much in the way of public statements regarding faith lately. A lot of his newer songs use Biblical imagery, but then again, they always used to.\n\nIn all likelihood, he's not really any organised faith anymore. Of course, we'd have no way of knowing without asking him.\n\nTo those who wrote insulting responses to this question, it is a valid question as Dylan made a very public conversion in the late 70's and sang specifically religious-inspired music. Thus, as you might ask what religion a gospel singer is, you could ask this song about Dylan too.
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ALL THIS 17 YEARS I HAVE BEEN TRACIN GOD I DID NT FIND ONE.BUT ACCORDING TO ME JESUS WAS A BABY LEFT IN CATTLE SHED.HE WAS FOUND BY MARY WHO WAS A VIRGIN SO CALLED VIRGIN MARY (MOTHER)AS SHE WAS NOT MARRIED.HE GREW UP AS A NORMAL BOY BUT HAD TO FACE HUMILIATION OF BEEN BORN TO MARY WHO WAS VIRGIN.HE TRIED TO PREACH LOVE BUT IN FAVOUR THE JEWS PRIEST WANTED HIM TO CRUCFIED .BUT THE COMMANDER OF CEASER WAS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS AS JESUS HAD ALREADY FACED THE PUNISHMENT HE REQUIRED.SO HE MADE A PACT WITH JESUS THAT THE CRUCIFICATION WOULD BE DONE BUT IT WOULD IT WOULD BE A PLAY HE WOULD BE GIVEN ANESTHESIA (MOSTLY WINE IN THOSE DAYS) AFTER THE CRUCIFICATION .HIS ALIVE BODY WAS SHIFTED TO THE CAVES SECRETLY HEALED AND HE RECOVERED IN 3 DAYS .HE WALKED INTO THE CITY AND ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS TO COME WITH HIM .HERE ONLY JUDAS FOLLWED HIM FROM HIS TEN FOLLOWERS .PEOPLE FOLLLOWED HIM AND WENT TO EGYPT .AND SETTLE BESIDES A NILE RIVER BASIN.JUDAS NEVER BETRAYED JESUS HE FOLLOWED THE ORDERS OF JESUS .HE WAS OBEDIENT ,FAITHFULL AND DIFFRENT FROM OTHERS THATS THE REASON JESUS LOVED HIM.JESUS MARRIED MARY AND WAS ALIVE FOR 45 YEARS AFTER CRUCIFACTION .HE HAD A SECRET FAMILY WHICH WAS PROTECTED FROM BEING KNOWN TO MANKIND .THERE ARE MANY EVIDEINCE OF IT.THE BIBLE ITS IS ONE IT STATE MARY MAGDELENE AS A PROSTITUTE TO PROTECT ITSELF .AS THE CHURCH SAYS A PERSON CAN BE GOD ONLY IF HE IS SINGLE.THE CHURCH ALSO SAYS GOD IS IMMORTAL .DOES ANY ONE NO WHAT IS IMMORTAL .IT MEANS UR NAME SHALL REMAIN IN THE MINDS OF PEOPLE EVEN IF THE DUST FROM UR BONES IS GONE.
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Schneb's answer is right on. Yes, anyone could ride a donkey to Jerusalem, etc, but no one could control their own birthplace or parents! Jesus fulfilled every aspect of the Old Testament predictions about the Messiah, especially the ones that no human could have brought about on their own.
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In my Bible all of Christ's words are in red...so that must be it.\n\nIt can't be green, because Mark 6:39 - Then Jesus told the crowd to sit down in groups on the green grass.
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You are absolutely right, Jesus did not die on a cross, the King James Bible says he died on a:\n\nActs 5:30  The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.\n\nActs 10:39  And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of the Jews, and in Jerusalem; whom they slew and hanged on a tree:\n\nActs 13:29  And when they had fulfilled all that was written of him, they took him down from the tree, and laid him in a sepulchre.
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He means did He whack on Little JC. Did he masturbate.\n\nI'd say not, they had a camp prostitute following them around. Though the bible DOES say that Jesus loved Peter, sooo...
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I don't believe he ever did recant his beliefs, but I haven't researched it myself.\n\nI would ask though wether Fidrater has actually read any of paines essays, especially those dealing with the prophecies of Jesus. I myself am a Christian, and I still haven't found a good logical answer to his arguments, which is odd.
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OK Ms. Heron-O-Rific! (hey!  YOU are the one who wanted a funny name just like Trasky-poo and Schnebby-kins so you you got one <winks and giggles>)\n\nI think Matthew misinterpretted what Jesus actually said.  No one will ever know for certain either if Jesus said it because there is really no evidence to support that he even existed.\n\nBTW... that woman is stupid for going back to him.
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Some historians and scriptural experts suggest that Judas knew Jesus had to be betrayed and then put his own neck in the noose for the rest of the world.   He is such a hated person, and yet it is because of him that one of the largest religions in the world has taken power.  In my opinion, Christians should revere his name, not scorn it.  If you want more info, go to a library and check out a copy of the Gnostic Gospels (also called the Nag Hammadi), or more specifically the Gospel of Judas.
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Yeah it sucks to be Judas.  To me it is an interesting question.  If he hadn't betrayed Jesus His salvation plan might not have taken place (at least the way it had been prophesied), but I think Judas' role is given too much credit.  Jesus had spoke before thousands of people and was well-known to most of Roman Palestine.  He had a large following and his entrance to the city a week earlier was celebrated.  But all Judas really did was tell the Jewish leaders where Jesus would be, then identify Him with a kiss.  I am sure that they could have found Jesus on their own had Judas decided not to betray Jesus.  His kiss may have been because it was dark in the garden.  \n\nAlso, Judas did not make Jesus die on the cross.  I doubt if Judas originally realized what would happen when he gave up Jesus.  When He did He killed himself.  It was prophecied that Jesus would be betrayed, so that asks the question... did God make Judas betray Jesus in order to fulfill prophesy or did God simply know Judas would make that decision himself.  If Judas is burning in Hell because God made him betray Jesus that would seem horribly unfair to me.  \n\nBut hours before the betrayal, Jesus called Judas out and told him that he would betray Him that night.  Judas went and did it anyway which makes me think he did it of his own free-will.  He betrayed his friend (and leader) for 30 pieces of silver (which was not a fortune).  Christians blame Judas because of his character.  The crucifixion coud have occurred without his betrayal, but the way he betrayed Jesus makes him a despised figure.
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jesus died on the cross with a criminal on either side of him. check the bible! x
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According to the newly discovered gosple of Judas, that's exactly what happened.  According to that book, Judas did not betray Jesus as all, but merely did what Jesus told him to do.\n\nOf course, it's important to keep in mind that Judas and Jesus are both fictional characters.