Has anyone ever said to you, "I used to change your diapers."?
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Ha ha!  Yes, my older sister has said this to me before to remind me that I would have sat in a pile of Sh*t if it weren't for her!
471196
I was giving a presentation at a conference.  Just before it was time for me to speak, I got diarreha.  I ran to the bathroom, and dropped my pants and went.  I didn't notice that the floor was soaking wet because another toilet had overflowed.  I pulled on my pants, put on my suit coat, and gave the presentation soaking in other people's poop and pee.
123659
Yes I have heard of it.  On Discovery Channel's Mythbusters they tested it out and proved it false.  They had diapers on and everything.
1067359
I didn't do it... but my friend had to urinate. So he took off his pants and urinated.\n\nALL OVER THE CARPET.\n\nI made his *ss clean it up the next morning.
306370
i used to, but then i got old and didnt care. then i got a pedometer and it counted them for me, then i stoped caring so i stoped wearing it.\n\nso... yea...
101557
Randy, judging by the amount of questions you've answered, niether do you, buddy, niether do you.\n\nI would say yes. It's true. Think back to the last time you changed a baby's diaper. It looks alot lighter back then. (Don't get me wrong, I'm not staring or anything, I just wipe alot of butts :)I know poop stains a toilet, and you have to bleach that. Plus, think about all the straining you do, all that blood gets forced into that area, causing a permenant bruise-like scar. I actually had to check it out for the color. J/K. Great. Now I don't have a life.
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Would you prefer we all wore adult diapers and smelled like pee all the time?  What's your problem dude, did some mean old woman ditch you on a date?  Go to the "potty" and slip out the back?  Poor baby.
896475
Not my parents, but long ago my great uncle who was visiting for the holidays walked into the bathroom.  In that bathroom, my boyfriend and I were laying on the floor and getting a bit frisky with his hand down my pants.  I locked the door, but I guess it wasn't completely shut.  So, my old uncle walked in, looked at my boyfriend and said, "Ah, changing her diaper I see." and walked out.
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to my mother in law I'd say you changed his nappy, what do YOU think!\nTo my best mate...I tell her everything anyway\nTo my dad....I'd splutter and go bright red.\nAnd to you i'd say ...its wicked
857036
My mom did it to me and now I'm a size 1.\nTry throwing it back at her and pick at her flaws.
464990
A nappie for myself when I was 21....yeah! the time when guys of my age were busy buying condoms!
445527
Yes, mom, I've told you this before!!!
72170
Sez who?  I always have to change diapers for my baby girl (and that includes the stinky ones :-) )\n\nI became a first time father less than a year ago.  One piece of good advise that a friend gave me was this:  As a father, no matter how many diapers you change, chances are, the baby's mother would have changed 10 times more diapers than you. So, stop complaining and do your little bit :-)\n\nCongratulations on your baby boy!
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Hi i wear diapers 24/7 because of a medical problem. I understand how you feel when i first started wearing diapers  it was so hard for me to get use to. The best why i can tell you to deal with wearing diapers is to except what you have to do for your self. If you go around warring about what people think of you because you wear diapers it will cause you some mental problems like depression. And you  already have enough to deal with would en you say. The way i deal with it is if someone ask me about it i just make a joke of it and don't let it bother me. I am 48 and started wearing about a year ago now i DO NT even care what people think because i don't have a choice i have to wear diapers hope this helps you in some way......Good luck!!!!!
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I once put my daughter in the car to take her to the doctor's office. We got all the way to the clinic and when I went to take her out of her carseat she was wearing her shirt and pants, but no diaper. She'd soaked herself and her carseat. i had to go home and reschedule the appointment. It had been a stressful day at work and I'd rushed to get home and take her to get shots.. At least she wasn't sick.
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my babe has also tried 2 change my personality.. he said im 2 soft spoken & weak.. that i cnt speak & defend myself\n\ni told him i dnt wana change coz this is me -- d real me! \nhowever, due 2 tough tyms & experience, i've learned 2 change fr my own..\n\nnow im tougher & nobody can ever put me down when i knw im right... \n\nd change shld come w/in u, not coz some ppl dictate u 2 change..
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I once pooted through someone else's butt.