when i come home why does my chocolate lab put his head between my legs?
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he is trying to scratch his ears or wants you to scratch them.
910820
I have a very close relationship with my dog and yes, I know its language. When she needs to go out to pee or whatever, she turns around in circles. When her anal sacs need to be cleaned out( common in poodles and chihuahuas) she eats grass and licks at her behind. When she hears someone around the house she'll perk up her ears and then start barking and go to the window or the door...You can learn alot about your pet if you just take the time to observe....
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Dogs see you only as another member of their pack. You are smarter and different but to them you are not a human, just a leader. That's why when you sleep next to your dog, the dog always has it's head toward your feet. The dog is watching for enemies in one direction and you are (as a member of the pack) watching for enemies in another direction.
974704
A dog licking your crotch whilst you jump around wildly
855533
You should tell him that you want to cover him in chocolate and lick it off but, you don't like the thought of hair in your mouth.
596752
no it makes no sense.....I get lost?   how bout this...why do rabbits have quiet sex...they have cotton balls
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This depends on a lot- what type of insulin, why you are changing, what times he eats.  Talk to your vet.
693196
As of this moment, I'm thinking how on earth my dogs couldn't stop barking at anybody who's passing by? No matter how I love them, they could get into my nerves at time and once I shout at them to stop, they'll run to me and the way their faces looks at me as if I did something horrible! Now, it makes me feel guilty and of course, one ends up in my lap and since the other one is too big, he just likes his back be scratch....
847228
omg! i thot my pets were the only ones that did that! ya! my dog starts barking and like running around. its really weird...
15740
Most likely, he thinks that you are using your toys because he's not satisfying you. Simply explain to him that it is not the case (unless it is the case...).
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It could be her nerves. Take her to the vet
708645
he is probobly checking out your butt. seriously,its one of those "hate to see you go; but LOVE to watch you leave" things. im serious, my bf watches me walk out of the room every time.
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For the reason that your verga has a mind of its own..It gets hard without you knowing..then it gets hard it drips juice and gets sticky...you may not know it when it drips... but then it  it gets sticky...Or............... you can quit playing with your monkey at night..or......... stop sleeping with these hoes..that do that gay mac dre  thistle dance and swallow ecstacy all day..and sleep with everybody  and there  daddy....
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Cause u tolerate it.  Stop laying down in front of the door and he'll stop wiping his feet on your back!
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Although many people link this behaviour to the theory that monkeys have lots of ticks and lice on their bodies and need constant grooming, the fact is that it is a misconception!\n\nYup, monkeys do have ticks and lice (just like other animals) and they do keep scratching "themselves" because of those tiny devils BUT, they scratch "others' heads" for a different reason.\n\nAs you know monkeys are very active and agile, and they keep jumping here and there all day. Due to this over-activity, they sweat a lot and the salt particles from their sweat get deposited on their bodies (mostly the head and the back).\n\nNow, monkeys find the salt particles of the sweat very delicious and crisp. That's why they pick the particles from the heads of other monkeys and put them in their mouths to taste them (as you might have observed).\n\nSo, you now know that the monkey is having a delectable snack when it is scratching other monky's head. Right?
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OK OK. i had this little dog and whenever i had company it would jump a leg and start humping.it was embarrassing,i called the vet,he said bring him in tomorrow to get "fixed"the next day we're at his office waiting our turn when a gorgeous 30something blond came in with a great Dane.we got to talking and she asked why i was there,I told her and she said her dog was doing the same thing only jumping in behind her in the shower.i asked are you here to have him fixed?she said no declawed.
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sorry girl that's why i got a HOO HOO !!! he licks that instead !!!! no offense !!!