how do you kill a wicked vodoo vampire ninja?
968681
take a rusty nail\nthen rub devils grass on it\ndip the nail into some 100% rubbing alo.\nlet it dry\ntake the nail and nail it into the head of the wicked vodoo vampire ninja\nhit with hammer 3 times\ntake the blood and drink it\nall left over blood in mouth must be spat back on the nail (in the head)
143065
What we were told by a professional is that\n1. mothballs and snakeaway do diddlysquat for venomous snakes.\n2. Get rid of their prey--mice, voles, etc.\n3. Get rid of their shelter\n4. Lime does seem to help (something about burning out their Jacobsen's organs, which they use for hunting/smell/etc.). We used a mixure of lime and sulphur last year and I haven't seen a copperhead since then. We did have a black snake, which unfortunately I had to kill (he came in the house and the only way we could get him back out was kill him :(\n\nI have also been told that goats will kill snakes, as will guinea hens. Cats probably work because they kill the prey.
302480
Ninja!! they can sneak around while pirates are saying"Yerr'" even though you tell them to stfu when you are hiding or something, ninja will just get away...you wouldn't even notice it.
580784
to kill the one that sniched
714416
set up with your front foot; it should be a few inches from the back bolts of the front truck, get a good amount of speed, smash the tail into the ground and do the highest ninja kick you can, let the board flip under you, catch w/ your feet or hand, keep it the catch (unless you are grabbing it, release it after catching it) and land. \n\nI don't know it sounds pretty weird lol\n\nI hope you get it now!!! :)
192237
They they taught me this in high school. Turn in on it's back and carress it's belly slowly until it is completely relaxed (this is how they play dead for snakes; it's instinct) after about 5 minutes or so, lay him an a bed of ice and continue carressing him and adding ice to somewhat cover him. Don't freeze him to death though. Eventually he will appear dead, but will wake as he warms. They are cold blooded animals, which means they don't generate they're own heat. As you cool them down, his blood flow will slow to almost a stop. You don't want to keep him like this for too long, or he will die.
1103275
get it to bite you .if you die you know its poisonous
122856
whack her upside the head with a 2x4\nthat will bring her back in line\njust don't do it so hard that you kill her\nLOL\nj/k
1076210
dont worry that's not you, exactly. it's a demon named sexazel. he lives inside you. if you wanna get rid of him find a NY hooker named esmeralda. she's not really a hooker but an exorcist. hope this helps
91952
There's a lot to the myth. Some say it's silver. Others say that you have to chop off the head. Another is that if you feed them wolfsbain (a.k.a aconite) that'll kill em.\nA weird one is if you kill the head werewolf then the one's the first werewolf made will either die with it or turn back to normal...i forget...
611972
Vampires are soulless creatures who sleep during the day, and roam around searching for victims at night. \nVampires can turn into bats, and they have long sharp fangs which they use to bite people's necks and suck out their blood. Once bitten, a person will turn into a vampire, too.\n\nVampires are also called "nosferatu". The most famous vampire is Dracula, based on a hiostorical Romanian prince called Vlad Tsepes (Vlad the Impaler).\n\nYou can identify a vampire in the following ways:\n* Hair on the palm of the hands,\n* No reflection in the mirror,\n* Aversion to garlic,\n* Fangs,\n* Pale skin.\n\nYou can ward off a vampire with the following items:\n* A cross,\n* Holy water,\n* Garlic.\nHowever, if you invite a vampire into your house, these methods will not work.\n\nYou can kill a vampire in any of the following ways: \n* by driving a stake through its heart,\n* by cutting off its head and stuffing the mouth with garlic.\n\nFor pictures of vampires, see http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/vampires/gallery/index.shtml
70038
kill him!!! (just kidding... or not)
900479
Shouldnt have let Dracular loose on yourself then should you!  The only thing to do is cover them with makeup, you cannot get them to go in an hour.  They are bruises, blood vessels have been broken by the sucking and blood is laying under your skin, only time will get rid of that.
573286
get a needle and stab the evil eye in the eye!
1084964
Undergo a death defying series of scientific experimentations to change yourself into a turtle, find Splinter the rat and train under him for a while to perfect your ninja skills.  After all that, find arch nemesises and try to save the world and capture them.
1091251
simply incase an unclean spirit in the golem its childs play and if your adept and in the black Grimoire,, how,, now,, also the golem isnt the WAY its a hebrew affect from the cabala ,try a real cure like a sending and a charm of making such as one from asmodeus or a lesser demon  dont play unless warded properly they wont be happy to be used thusly
948493
You would mostly stay out of his reach while circling him to keep him off balance, kicking at his chins/knees till he fell and then you would continue to kick him in the leg area, while stomping on his hands when he attempted to grab you to stop you.  You have to be very careful while doing this, because if he catches you, he will kill you, but you have to break fingers on his hands because after you do you can kick in his face.  Not pretty, but trust me, you do not want him coming back for you later and maybe getting the upper hand.\n\nJohn B.