Here are two funny jokes: What kind of clothing does a house wear?  AND  How do rabbits travel?
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Hareplane\nAddress\n\nI didn't cheat, my dad is just as lame so I have heard them too many times.
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LOL fun!\nheres another, Hubby comes home to find his wife laying on the couch wearing nothing but crotchless undies. Wife says "you want a piece of this" pointing to her crotch, Husband replies "f-ck no look what it did to your undies!"
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Look through yahoo answers, there's a few funny questions on here.
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?\n\n\n\n\nA wonkey.
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No.  Bunny is a colloquial term used to refer to cute little fluffy rabbits.  It is believed to derive from the cute little fluffy tail, which looks kind of like a bun.  \n\nMuch like kitty, it is just a nickname given to cute rabbits.\n\nOriginally, rabbit just refered to the young bunnies, and adults were called conies, but eventually the rabbit term was applied to all ages of the critter.\n\nThere are differences between rabbits and hares, however.  Hares tend to be longer, leggier and rangier, live mostly solitary lives, and have precocial (well developed) young.  Rabbits are more compact and fluffier, usually live in large family units in burrows and warrens, and have altricial (helpless) young.\n\nRabbits are more common in Europe, while hares are the predominant lagomorph in North America.  Jackrabbits, despite their name, are actually hares.\n\nHope that didn't confuse you even more.
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"Clever clogs" is both the singular and the plural! It's like sheep. That's both singular and plural. Or trousers! You don't have one trouser (or at least I've never seen one!)
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The wool is brushed from the rabbit.  They are not harmed, at least in most instances.  The rabbit hair is then washed and weaved into wool.
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squirrel nut zippers\n\nthat's weird ... this has been asked a bunch today ... I have to wonder if it's part of a trivia game somewhere
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bed\ntrouser pocket\nsofa cushions\n\nThink of most prepositions like this--Picture a house and a mouse.  The mouse can go over it , under it, in it, on top of it... That will help you out
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1.red bean\n2.i'm cold!!!!\n3.becoz he has red underware only\n\nright????
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The cheek of the man fidgety.Very clever though!\n"If you really loved me,you'd buy me a nice mink," said the wife sulkily.\n"All right," groaned the husband."I'll buy you a mink if it's that important to you,but only on one condition."\n"Condition? What kind of condition?"\n"You have to keep it's cage clean!"\n\nI was with my wife and she was reading a magazine and she showed me a photograph of a fur coat. She said:"I'd like that." So I cut it out and gave it to her.(One of Tommy Cooper's little gems.)
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what rolls downstairs, alone or in pairs \nand over your neighbour's dog? \nwhat's great for a snack, and fits on your back \nit's log-log-log!\nit's lo-og it's lo-og it's big it's heavy it's wood! \nit's lo-og it's lo-og it's better than bad it's good! \neveryone wants a log Come on and get your log! (not sure about the last bit) ANNCR: LOG! FROM BLAMMO!
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I've never seen the show.  Perhaps this website can help you id them:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits
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A coffin.  Umm, is this the Jokes and Riddles section, or do you not know how to select a category yet?
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You get a sleeping Hare. Ha Ha
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funnyfly.com  rudefun.com  humoraddict.com   eww.net \n Those are just a few of the sites that send me jokes daily, some are more on the risque side and some just suck but they do have some good ones.    "I screwed a pig once, but it squealed on me!" haha  "A bear and a rabbit were taking a sh** in the woods. The bear said, 'Rabbit do you have problems w/ sh** sticking to your fur?' The rabbit said no, so the bear wiped his a$$ w/ the rabbit." Anyway, you can always try goggle too. Good luck!\n-Brandy
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haha, i really liked the second joke.  Thanks for sharing.