Does anyone know or have a link to the lyrics of "The 10 Commandments of Bart"?
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The link below has the lyrics for the entire album including The Ten Commandments Of Bart plus you can click and download the mp3 ! :o)\n\n\n\nBart:  Ha ha ha ha ha!  \nSingers:  Thou shall have fun! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thou shall have fun! \nThou shall have fun! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thou shall have fun!  \nBart:  Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again. \nHere to mention rules that I'd like to recommend 'cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style, and this I demand:\nDon't touch that dial! I got your attention, so you'd better listen up! \nDance if you must, but please don't interrupt! \n'Cause the singing I'm slayin' comes straight from the heart. \nI call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart".  \nSingers:  Thou shall have fun! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thou shall have fun! \nThou shall have fun! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thou shall have fun!  \nBart:  Let us begin with commandment number ten: \nthou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end. \nShake it for your mama, and shake it for when you wanna party-harty and you're down in the den! \nGetting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip. \nYou bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip. \nBy this, I mean shake your bootius maximus, \nmake everybody happy, give them satisfactimus! \nNow comes a time for commandment number nine. \nIt's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes. \n'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news. \nBetter than CNN, better than Family Values. \nDon't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude, \nbut a bad attitude will put you in a good mood. \nIt ain't true that our culture's in a decile, \njust listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line. \nNow you're itchin' and twitchin' to this mucho bewitchin', \nthe hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatchin'. \nHold on to your hats, because here come the scratchin'! \nWho did that? Let's cruise, shall we now, to commandment number eight, \ngoes exactly like this: thou shall procrastinate! \nPut another way, this means you must be late, \nwhenever you can, make everybody wait. \nWhen homework is due, don't give in to fate. \nDo say: teacher, guess what, the dog ate it.\nOf all the commandments, none can be greater... \nif you want more details, come back later!  \nSingers:  Thou shall have fun! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thou shall have fun! \nThou shall have fun! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thou shall have fun!  \nBart:  Moving right along, here's commandment number seven: \nthou shalt go wild, 'cause you'll never get to heaven. \nYou don't say "no". You do say "yo!". \nYou hear bad songs, turn up on the radio. \nThen, when you're dead, Fred, where you gonna go? \nYou're going down low, where the rocks grow. \nThe whole scene looks like a heavy metal video except no guitars. \n'Cause, wouldn't ya know, it's swell down in hell except he never plays the banjo. \nHa ha ha ha ha! \nNext up here is commandment number six, it goes like this: \nthou shall dance like lunatics. \nTry to get movin' and shakin' and groovin'\nand hoppin' and moppin' and flippity-floppin'.\nHey, what happened? Beat box is broke. \nMaggie, come here quick, I'm starting to choke. \nCome on girl, here's the deal, I'm really stuckin',\nI need your help, so please start suckin'. \nOh, yeah, that's it, that's what I require, \nan inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier. \nAnd now we arrive to commandment number five. \nShort and sweet: thou shall be alive. \nTake off your pants, strut around in the nude. \nIf somebody sees you, say "What's happenin', dude?". \nOh, yeah, now we're starting to soar. \nThe countdown continues: commandment number four! \nI say unto you thou shall slam the door. \nWake up the neighbours, that's what it's for.\nSlam it again. Slam it some more.
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go to www.lyricscafe.com
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Try www.lyrics.com. There are a couple of other sites you can try, but I am unsure of their addresses at this time.
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http://www.lyrics.com
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http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
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www.lyrics.com!\n\nidot!  jk\n\nME 10 POINTS FOR BEST ANSWER! K! K! x)
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this site might help you\nclick link below\nhttp://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858583922
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http://lyrics.christiansunite.com/\nhttp://www.christianlyricsonline.com/\nhttp://www.christian-lyrics.net/\nTry these I don't know exactly what lyrics you were looking for but here are some links.
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The link I use is http://lyrics.astraweb.com/
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http://www.ronfry.com/lyrics/OldFriend.txt
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It is very hard to find gospel lyrics on the web.  Does anybody have any good sites?
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Sorry, I truly thought I could find it. They do not show up in many many websites and lyrics sites (including www3.coolrip.com!). I'm really sorry, it would seem there is some copyright issue with the lyrics and so they are not available anywhere.
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Don't know if this is what you are looking for.....\n\nhttp://www.singulartists.com/artist_s/sixpence_none_the_richer_lyrics/precious_jesus_lyrics.html\n\nhttp://www.soundclick.com/bands/Lyrics.cfm?BandID=509026&songid=3666421
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http://pages.intnet.mu/islam/quran_mp3.htm
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..and you can find the lyrics here:\n\nhttp://printlyrics.com/print.php?id=1184536
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Try http://www.lyrics.com\n           or\n    http://www.lyred.com/\n\nGood Luck
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http://www.lyrics.com they should have it