Dudes, please help my pathetic self?
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If all you're looking for is some "a**" then perhaps that is why you have a problem finding someone.Most people prefer not to think of themselves as just a lay.I would suggest trying for more then just sex.But if sex is all you care about then there is always the option of checking to see if you have enough money to pay for some.
390975
give it to me i am very poor guy  for god sake
101726
First of all, get yourself into an English class.\n\nSecondly, get rid of that loser and find some one who isn't into yo-yo or roller coaster relationships.
271853
Dang I know how you feel.... I am so tired of Men also....All I cant advise you to do is stay focus and make you baby your main focal point. Cause you can try and try with Men and nothing changes they are all jerks.... All of them the old bald ones and the young dumb ones. Just take a break and focus on you...Take some time out and realize what it is you want out of a relationship... what you are and are not willing to except. And work on you too....Cause we women have our flaws also, but If you ask me... that's because of men too. lol ... but I hope you feel better.
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Be a man. You're gonna have to stop hiding one day. Start from now, so as to get a start on your peers....\nThink about it... how bad can it really be, how long will it last, HOW LONG TILL YOU FORGET ABOUT IT as usual...\nGrow sum b@lls bro
647164
Wish I could help, not that smart. good luck.
162687
first you quit whining, then you have to realize that you're single man... time to have fun with the honeys, mamis and babes. then one day you open your heart again and don't even know it.\n\nSee, most people do not like my answers because I keep it real. So what a girl left you, there will be plenty more (if you stop feeling sorry for yourself and get some confidence)
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Well, if you're that desperate (after three months only??!!!) i can recommend a singles bar, or what about a dance club....or--oh yeah--become a           ! Just put on some revealing clothes and strut down a street filled with construction workers and punks. I'm sure you'll get SOME kind of relationship!\n\nGrr....stop being so desperate!  if you're lonely get some friends or hang with family--life doesn't revolve around boys....goodness racious! Three months is NOT that long. Try 20 years and THEN i'll give you the advice you want.  But right now, stick with friends......boys are NOT worth so many stupid questions! :)
448876
I feel bad for you. Get some self esteem and find a guy that really respects you. This guy's using you.
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I would say try to focus on another goal....like exercise or school...just to take your mind off the loneliness.  I recently had my heartbroken...and it was HORRIBLE, I had school to keep me busy and tried to workout, but in the back of my mind I couldn't stop thinking about how much its sucked to be alone.\n\nSo look at yourself in the mirror and just think...GOD I AM GORGEOUS...and put a cute outfit that you have no business wearing..(like something usually reserved for a special occasion.)  Wear crazy earrings and your favorite perfume.  Keep your 23 suitors on hold, thats what guys do, they play the odds...your a woman, you take the pickens and don't settle.\n\nAll these jerks answering your quesiton are terds looking for points most likely....I genuinely hope that you feel better, just because I know how you feel.\n\nGood luck girl, just be confident and strut around like a supermodel...it will make you feel better.
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Run. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back. \n\nI am going to tell you the same thing I tell my close friends when they date a loser : \n\nPlease don't. You only lower the bar for the rest of us women. If women left loser men like that alone, we would certainly have a much better selection of men out there. As long as women like you enable men like him, he will never change. Please don't date a loser. Big boy need to grow up now, move out of the car, get a job, and treat women with class.\n\nDon't accept anything less, sister.
503767
you poor guy, u must be lonely....or just extremely bored
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Used to be there bro, so listen! Wussy nice guys finish last! Confident nice guys win everytime with chicks that are worth it.\n\nBe YOURSELF (not an arrogant ass) BE CONFIDENT (if you aren't confident in yourself, then fake it till you are) Everyone fails at some time... deal with it and move on. :)
980374
Go for the nice guys.  I know sound nuts, and it just might work.()
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I am ex navy, and I know what you are going Thu I am a guy, but I have dumped a lot of ladies, and I have been dumped.\nExperience is a great teacher, but it only works if you let it work for you. It is just like when you were in school when you pay attention to the instructor you pass the test, but if you do not then \nyou do not do so well. Do not stumble on the little things, follow \nyour mind, because when you follow your heart some times we make bad decisions, because emotions get in the way.\nThere are always someone out there for you. , But look for them in the right place. Etc. To find a drinker look in a bar, to find a cowboy go to a rodeo, to find a actor go to Hollywood,  I think you\nget the ideal. Do not be so hard on yourself there is enough time.\nLet me ask you this when you want somebody to get well, after you have refered them to a doctor, what is the next thing you do?\nWell I pray"\nHang in there
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Honey, honest to God, try having some dignity.  That's hardly something to which you should aspire!
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I'm pretty much a loser around women and even I managed to get a few dates on Yahoo personals.  That or just go places and do the things that you enjoy to do...maybe you'll find someone who enjoys the same things.