How do you get rid of stinky farts?
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Do a colon cleanse and make sure you eat at least one serving of raw vegetables a day. If your a big meat eater cut back. Sometimes meat can sit in your system and basically rot there causing extra smelly odors. Also get more good bacteria into your colon through yogurt or pills you can find at the health food store.
1107484
That's so gross. I don't enjoy the smell of any fart!
395012
There are alot of anti-gas medications that you can take over the counter. Also avoid foods that cause gas like greasy meats, cheeses, nuts, and pickled foods.
351442
try stretching and straining to cause a fart,once you have farted cup it in your hand and smell of it.
548828
Well,its is not that your fart smell as much,it is also where you release waste matter in your body.if you put two together well a guess out come a "PUFF OF A POOP"
1074875
I would suggest, and it is only a suggestion, that you stop breathing in your farts in the shower.  You sound like you've got a lot more problems than just bad breath.
978485
U SHOULD STOP EATING THINGS THAT MAKE U FART AND IF U REALLY NEED TO FART JUST WALK OUT SIDE COMELY SO PEOPLE WONT THINK ITS U
525239
Your a pretty fart smeller arn't you?  Try walking around on your feet instead of your hands, it will get your face up and out of the affected zone more.
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There are several methods you can try to get rid of them:\n1. hold your breath\n2. drink a glass of water quickly\n3. pull hard on your tongue\n4. a spoon full of sugar placed on the back of your tongue and taken all at once (can be repeated)\n5. having someone scare you\n6. sniff smelling salts
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Oat bran, always drink lots of water or hot herbal tea or coffee, get a mineral oil enema and use it, take stool softener or milk of magnesia. Have a specific time each day to try to go. Prune juice will only give you gas so forget about that.
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If you want more smelling farts, you have to include in your diet food containing amounts of Hydrogen Sulfide and Sulfur.  The more rich in Sulfur your diet is, more of those gases are going to be produced by the bacteria in the intestine, and  more smelly they will be your farts.\n\nFoods like onion, and eggs, are remarkable to produce stinking farts. On the other hand, for example, beans, produces great amounts of farts, although not necessarily smelly. Sorry aboyt my english... Enjoy your farts!
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might be easier just to get some hydrogen sulphide stink bombs from your local stink bomb store.\n\nor you can go to the fartmart for a dazzling array of tasteful products:\n\nhttp://www.fartmart.com/searching.asp?rqRefSearch=ww%2Egoogle%2Ecom%2Fsearch
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Get some WD40 and spray em down if they are squeeking or or not moving so well.  Get em moving again and work out the gunk with a rag.
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Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
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Do you use a wash cloth and soap? If you just use soap or just rinse off your body oils are still on your body. This is what gives people their odor, good or bad. Check your towel. If your towel is not drying properly it could make you smell sour. Your body oils might be trapped on the towel, also. Drink lots of fluids, eat a lot of green leafy vegetables to cleanse your system.\nScrub your butt and try "Body Mint" (a chlorophyll based supplement) if all else fails.
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Dip your feet in a mixutre for half an hour.\nMixture:-\nWater (feet cover) ,shampoo(1 teaspoon), surf(pinch), and salt(pinch), baby johnson oil(3-5 drops).\nThen when going to bed\nput on lotion of anti dryness.\nor put vaseline on the feet and wear shocks.\ngood luck\nand yeah water can also help alot in controlling smell.
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Drink Drink and drink loads of water.the best and natural way to flush out all the toxins not only from stomach .. even in entire body.\nfor more specifically take two glass of hot lemon juice with sea or rock salt.it flushes your stomach