What's the best/funniest piece of Football commentary you've ever heard?
962672
Brazillians when a goal is scored. Never ceases to make me chuckle at it. Longest goaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllll in history i'd say.
843385
I think its hilarious.\n* * * * * \nWinning the European Champions League Cup from 3 nil down is the most important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n* * * * *
1009981
ha ha that's the funniest thing i have heard this year
917764
one of my favorite quotes from the krukster\nwhen an female interviewer referred to him as an "athelete"\n"i'm not an athelete lady, i'm a ballplayer"\ni love it\nhe also once sold his jersey number to teammate mitch williams for a 24 pack of budweiser.
953827
The footballer referred to in this ad was Ian Rush (he wasn't actually in the ad).  What a great ad and we still quote it in our house today.  LOL.  We no longer live in the UK.
1062987
Here it is. I might watch a bit of it before the real football comes on ;-)\n\nhttp://www.ejwhittenlegendsgame.com.au/2006_Details.asp
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
988513
graham poll\ncantalejo luis\nThe egypt guy ref-ing for the aust vs japan match
702656
I dont know how many times they actually swear but,\nThe Football Factory: Soccer hooliganism at its best. Sets a record for swear words per minute in any film.
783685
boris is by far the best he is so funny\n\nmy hubby agrees i had to ring him at work to tell him!
856714
YouTube has disappointed me on this one. Here's the best that they have, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E89GCOfSP0\n\nOr this for just TO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J12Ip24U1c\n\nOr this for Chad Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtcXEfsVCNw\n\nI did find this hilarious Washington (from the Bengals) endzone dance, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4JJ4zYgFo&mode=related&search= or here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY9qBS7r2LQ&mode=related&search=\n\nOnly those last two are actually video, though.
1129410
If I were a Dutch medic, I'd be checking all the Dutch players for inner ear problems. They were just falling down for no apparent reason! But both sides were "at it". Everyone seems to be blaming the referee for the fiasco, but I would defy anyone to referee a match like that. I think one of the English commentators had the right of it when he opined that if the match went to extra time, there wouldn't be any players left by the end. The dirtiest, filthiest, most unsporting disgrace of a match ever played. Thoroughly entertaining! I want a rematch.
456810
The one I consider the best and personally respond to is\n\n\nwww.worldcupblog.org\n\nAlot of traffic and many posts, very good dialog.
862721
Here are some funny ones that actually could be somewhat inspiration depending on how you see them...\n\n"the first 90 minutes are the most important." -Bobby Robson\n\n"Sometimes in football you have to score goals" -Thierry Henry\n\n"A game is not won until it is lost." -David Pleat...It kind of makes sense, but then again, it kind of doesn't...
894907
Drogba and Ronaldinho\n\nDrogba: Ow! He hit me!  I'm not playin' anymore! MOM!!!!!
996026
Have you heard the best ever England soccer song "Vindaloo" " come on England" the most infectious song.If you hear it, you want to sing it.
711168
The best video is the one title "Brazilian Ping Pong", which is my favourite.\n\nhttp://www.nikefootball.com.sg/jogatv/plugins/wc06_jogatvhtml/index.html?jogatv,6