soooo urgeeeennttt!!!?
967862
It's not something you can tell someone about - you just have to practice and ask for feedback.
755840
OMG, that almost makes me want to become a believer. Yikes!!
739636
Can you write me an excuse to miss work today!?  I really don't wanna go........Also, can you make my neighbor stop throwing his sticks and trash in my yard because he's too lazy to put them out front for the city to pick up!? I need someone with some authority to make that happen....N-kay! \n\n(Hey, I always wondered if God ever just "banged in" because of stress days.....Thx!~)
777361
Call the Geek Squad!!!!!!!!
929286
beeeeenn busssssssy?!
1005774
You must really feel important!!!!!!!!:)
818791
i feel your pain. get yourself some big titty porn and knock one out whenever you're feeling the booby urge
554042
save youself some time and worry. HERE I AM!!!don't fret about finding the balance between obedience and cost, i'll teach you all you need to know. you will worship me. btw, i'm not cheap, but i have a line gathering, so hurry up!! MOVE!!
505888
Go stand in the corner right now!!!
418962
No but I SO want to. Rock on!
1035958
Alllllll riiiiiiiight!!!!  I can do that!
1074160
try and try till get succed..:d
684726
Just ask me to do!\nChoose me as best answer, And I will
1153249
Just do it..don't hold back....life is way to short for that crap...
12280
Grreaaaaaaat!!!! As 4 me 17th of jan
1132000
Sounds like a plan! need some fuel $$$????
404262
Woooohooooo!!!\n\nGoooo tough chicks!!!