funny celeb joke....?
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Poor kids it is a lose-lose situation either way.
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By far, best blonde joke I think I've ever heard. (it is long)\n\nCertain words have been changed to protect the censors.\n\nOkay so it's Dec. 24th and a postman is starting his walking route. He comes to the the first house and opens the mailbox and there is a envelope inside that says "mailman" on it. He opens it, it's a $10 bill with a note that says have a nice Christmas. He proceeds to the next house and there is a card that says "mailman" which he opens to reveal $20. He thinks to himself, "Wow, this is going to be a good day!" He comes to the third house and there is a note: Mailman, knock on the door for your Christmas present. He knocks and the door swings open to reveal a beautiful naked blonde woman. She grabs him, pulls him inside and well... anyway, the censors are watching, but you get the Idea.\n\nAs he is putting his clothes back on the blonde woman disappears for a minute into the kitchen and brings back a tray with a huge breakfast on it. Biscuits, gray, bacon, eggs, the works. He's like WOW, thanks and proceeds to eat it. \n\nHe glances at his watch and says, thank you, but I have to get going. As he is moving to the door the blonde hands him a dollar and says Merry Christmas. He's looks at the dollar and then at her and says no thanks, 'maam, you've done enough! She says, oh no, you have to take it, it's my husbands idea. The mailman pauses, "You husbands Idea?" "Yeah," she says, "Last night I asked him if I should do anything for the mailman for Christmas and he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar,' breakfast was MY IDEA!"
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lol another funny one lol
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lmao i luv little jhonny jokes!!!!!   :D
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Haha!\n\nThese jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Try celebritystalker.com.
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http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_979016.html?menu=entertainment.celebrities
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He leans over to the big woman\nnext to him and says,\n"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"The big woman replies,\n"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.\nSure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.\nThe blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;\nshe's an ex-pro wrestler.\nNext to her is a blonde\nwho's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,\nand she's a kick boxer professional.\nNow, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second\nthen says;\n"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
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Rofl...\n\nheres a joke for you...\n\nA young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".\n\nInstantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.\n\nThis time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".\n\nAgain, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
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very funny lol ^_^\n\npoor dog\n\nthanks for sharing it
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Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
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A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat. \n''NO!'' yelled the blonde. \n\nThe guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again. \n\n''NO!'' the blonde yelled again. \n\nThings got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped. \n\n''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy. \n\n''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?'' \n\nThe blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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hahaha. 2 points for laughing. haha
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i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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The host of a fancy-dress party answered the door to find a middle aged man standing there completely naked except for a pair of briefs.\n"What are you supposed to be?", the host asked.\n"Premature ejeculation." the man replied confidently.\nThe host frowned, "I don't get it - all you're wearing is a pair of Y-fronts." \n"Exactly!" the man declaired, "I've come in my underpants!"