i  am tired of little black back pack beeatches teasing me with promises of sexxx?
954690
dude, i don't even know what you are trying to ask!!
540702
are you kidding?!?!? lol you have asked this question 5 times so far, all of them are just worded differently. now you have become a slut about it lol too funny. if your begging for someone to come go out with you and telling them that they can do anything to you....you either desperate, fat or ugly......williing to bet that your at least too of those.....kind of feel bad for you right now.
174830
stop using this as your nerdy hook-up forum...  HAHAHA.  just kidding.  kind of.
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You are a f****** p****.  Stop being a nice guy . . . because of you being a nice guys those b****** are walking all over you and you will get nothing.  I bet you are even taking them shopping, buying them dinner, and taking them to movies, etc. . . right.  They are using your dumb a**.\n\nYou have been labeled as a friend or a brother . . . by them . . . you will never get a little something - something.  You see once you received that label . . . you will never get that moved into the lovers category.  \n\nYou act like a friend . . . than a lover.  I bet they even talk to you about their sex life.  About the a**holes and jerks they date and give it up to.  Are you understanding where I am getting at . . . you need to get in touch with your inner a*hole . . . start acting like a jerk . . . stop being reliable and buddy/buddy with them.\n\nHere is something I want you to listen too . . . Monday through Friday between 3-7pm Pacific Time.\n\nhttp://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com/solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=fmtalki&useSame=true&type=IE\n\nThis is a radio talk show that talks about the issues MEN really care about . . . teaches guys how to get more tail for less money . . . and also teaches girls how men think.\n\nYou need to change your life . . . because right now . . . you have no balls.\n\nI am being blunt as you requested . . . maybe this kick in the a** will help you.
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Hahahahaha\n\nYou tell em Slutt\nPTFC okay
679961
No your not. Your girl should tell her friends to stop with the sexual comments, because it makes you uncomfortable.
1026039
stop calling me a bird\nim not a turkey twizzler you lil wazzack and i have never stopped you getting in my pants!
63204
its sound naughty ..maybe some comic use it for fun
270961
ive had that loads of times and i hate it i either tell them to bleep off or leave this message\n sorry im not here to take your im but in answer to any of your qusetions NO I AINT RICH NO I DONT LIKE CYBER NO I AINT TELLING YOU THE COULOR OF MY KNICKERS AND IF IM WEARING ANY NO IM NOT LOOKING FOR A BF NO I DONT CARE IF YOUR THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD I DONT CARE IF YOUR DIFFERENT  please leave your message and i promise not to reply and ever think of you again
413032
there's this one......called yahoo answers......all you do is ask adult questions and women who look just like their avatars start e-mailing you asking for sex
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Aren't you just a drunken bloke with gay issues pretending to be a woman?\n"touches me in a fanny way" lol.\nLooking at your other questions you must be the most pathetic person ever to appear on Yahoo questions.
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yeah go to iamawashed-upnobody andisuckatsinging .com, that should do the trick, if you can't find anything on the whore there you should try listening to something a little more tastefull, nothing against you, i have all the respect for you in the world and it's waiting right here for you as soon as you stop listening to this baloney ( i just said baloney, almost as cool as saying weener), bye now
279131
Granny panties. :) They're comfy, what can I say? lol\n\nYou cannot add me as your friend on messenger. That's creepy.
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Calling you obscene names
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YEEEEEEEEEAHHHH !!!! ... make those yahoo and secret police fcukers do some work..\n\n\ngood idea ..\n\n\nDr BAd\ndarn  ... there goes another 10 ...  i'll be back down to level 3 soon ..  ;-)) \n\n...but at least .. i'll still have a life..\n\n\nps ... Oh come on girls ..  you know what she meant ..  I hope you are not to 'touchy' ... but even more ..i hope you are not 'stupid' ... and don't know that ''men'' means everyone ... like mankind ... jeeeeez ... get a grip \n\nanother violation   ;-)
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please stop hounding me i dont know
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Yikes, scottythecomic!  Not to be rude, but you are one butt-ugly heterosexual woman.\n\nI'm not so sure that God would be thrilled about the "Sex Slaves" shirt either... but I'm no Pope.