C'mon a little religious humor since yall so tense ( be prepared to read)?
969348
*dies laughing* Oh my god that was awesome!  Thank you.
740915
LOL. That's funny. Some of these people should relax a little. I mean where's your sense of humor.
796367
A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
533524
Though I'm somewhere between an atheist and an agnostic, I decided to church deep in my heart for an answer.  Who knows, maybe it will altar my opinion.  First, I'd like to Buddah people who don't like puns.  The obvious ones may be silly, but they can be well thought out.  Allah the ones I've heard in my life haven't been perfect, but if you pray along, you'll find life more fulfilling.  It's not like their comedic value can sink a worship, but all types of comedy are as holy as swiss cheese---Some will bring the house down, some won't.
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LMAO (Laugh My A-- Off!!) \n\nBut only if it makes you laugh REALLY REALLY hard when you first read it. \n\nNo not excessivly.
724562
I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL YOU STARTED MAKING JOKES ABOUT SOMEONE THAT HAS NO CONTROL OF THE SITUATION THEIR IN. THANK GOD FOR THEIR COURAGE TO TRY AND LEAD NORMAL LIVES AND IN THE SAME PRAYER, PRAY IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU SHOULD BE SHAME OF YOURSELF.
1149607
eh not that funny  sorry check ya later ♥
774293
Someone might want to read u soemthing
945418
Get ready 4 some good reading...{:-{}.
638481
lmao: laughing my a$$ off
803968
When I posted something about this earlier, I was met with .... what do you think?\n\n"Oh gosh, that's terrible!  I'll pray for him"\nor\n"I'm so embarrased.  I'm anxious to find out more about this.  What a hypocrite if it's true."\n\nhahahaha!\n\nNo!  I was met with "Hmmm!  Funny this should come out before the election!"  and "Atheists have gay sex too"
615468
i already told you.........god has a sick sense of humor!!!!!
567817
are u sure its not LMAFO\nif it is its laugh my f/ckin ass off
112502
Keeping a God@amned sense of humor.
1166631
hi poga you seem to be a very humle person i like that already i am baptist and i love god and everything he stands for and he made everything and laughing is one of them it wonderful to laugh thats a medecine did you know that i love humor also it makes you feel better but as you know everything is not funny especially when people in your family or even your friends not taking god serious he means what he say he will come back and only for the rightous and its sad that you can't save everybody but they have a choice don't they so keep the faith and please keep laughing you will be fine.
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Your analogies (or are you aiming for similes?) are becoming amusing to me. That's sad b/c I am a Christian.
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This is a christian joke, but it's funny even if you're not christian(like me, i'm a Hindu)\n\nA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get anxious, I take a sip." So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:\n\n1. Next time, sip the vodka, don't gulp\n2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.\n3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.\n4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.\n5. David slew Goliath. He did not kick the sh*t out of him.\n6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.\n7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.\n8. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we do not say he was stoned off his *ss.\n9. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."\n10. The recommended way to say grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yay God.\n11. And lastly, the Virgin Maryshould never, under any circumstances, be called "Mary with the cherry."\n\nThis joke came from "The Little Big Book of Laughter." It is the most amazing joke book I have ever read, and I got it for Christmas.(Even though I'm hindu, we get presents at christmastime, not to celebrate the birth of Christ, but to celebrate the two weeks off that we all get.) You can read about it at the links below. Hope you like the Joke!