Why are my pet chimp and a midget doing jumping jacks in the parking garage??
953239
they are exercising to make room for the turkey and stuffing and all the other yummy stuff....
1087313
I dunno but this is a video of a two legged dog which is better.\nEnjoy.\n\nhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/twoleggeddog.html
666171
No i wouln't have smashed the window, two wrongs dont make a right. But i would have reported the owner to the SPCA. It was really hot yesterday so yes it was a stupid thing to leave the poor dogs in the car.
547075
A Chimp Called Bush ! ;-)\nMy apologies to all Chimps !
126094
I think that it is a natural behavior for a chimp.  Have her spayed, maybe that will sove your problem.
1027632
This is a serious answer, I am not kidding or makeing this up: Piss all over your yard! Old experts, and people who live in the wild, all say that ,that will keep all animals away from your outside area. I found out that it works! A couple of years ago we lived by this rotten man who hated animals and he set out this big cage, (live trap) to catch all kinds of animals. I once asked what does he do with them and he said he turns them loose miles away at some park, well I wasn't sure if I believed him or not. Different nights I would see things in the cage, like: opossums, racoons, and even some cats, and I would sneek in his yard around 3AM and let those poor animals loose, then unset the damn trap so no others could be caught that night. Well he got smart, and put a padlock on his fence, even though he never knew how the animals were escaping. The next night, I saw 4 baby racoons in the cage crying for their momma, who was outside the cage talking to them and biteing at it trying to get to her babies, well no way was I gonna stand for that, so I climbed the fence, freed the babies, who all ran with their mother into the woods, unset the cage and went home. It was at that time, that I remember hearring about putting urine all over your area to keep animals away and the next day I took all day filling up an old masson jar full of my urine. Well that night, I climbed the fence again and splashed urine all over that cage, then I poured some all over his yard, in places under the fence where the animals were comming in, and would you believe it, no animals were ever caught in that damn cage again! It really worked! A couple of days later, the cage was removed for good and he was filling in those places under his fence. He never caught anymore animals and I was able to get some sleep at night cause I no longer had to worry about the trapped animals! I know it sounds gross and embarressing, but the urine does really work!
143692
Probably something to do with a cock (chicken).
1029900
why is there a circus midget laying next to me?
555819
Nice try anup, was that english?\nhttp://daphne.palomar.edu/jeighmey/physical/From%20Shrew%20to%20Ape_files/frame.htm#slide0038.htm\n\nhttp://www.whyevolution.com/chimps.html
321373
tink i look stupid... you should see the dog do it
852423
maybe its a jack russel terrier
255394
Well, they can't jump like fleas, so they might not be as entertaining, but I think they might have potential. I encourage you to try it. You may have just come up with your ticket to fame. You can go on Pet Star with them and be on stage with that cutie Mario Lopez! See you on Animal Planet!
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Nature sure has a sence of humor. I had a dog that was so gay. He was in love with my Redneck neighbor's dog. They were totally in love. My neighbor couldn't handle having a gay dog and built a pen so his dog couldn't jump my fence anymore. His dog wouldn't jump into anyone elses yard or out into the hood. He would come over and make sweet love to my dog. I had another male dog in my yard then as well and my other neighbor had two females. The females would jump my fence and get down with my other male dog. My gay dog and the Redneck's dog would have nothing to do with them. Thinking back on it, I had a backyard brothel.....
1155619
what the hell was a bird doing in there???  LOL!!
935100
It was BJ and the Bear - Bear was a chimp.\n\nOooh...there's even a fansite - I just found this:\nhttp://groups.msn.com/BJandTheBearFanClub/_homepage.msnw?pgmarket=en-us
1046148
For the same reason Goofy (a dog) CAN talk and pluto (also a dog) can't!!!\n\n\n\nIT'S PRETEND!!!!!!
104774
What's not to get?  You pit two helpless animals in a fight to the death.  A bunch of guys down the street from me got arrested for doing the samething with dogs.  May they rot in a very warm afterlife.