Can someone tell me what this fortune cookie fortune means?
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Your life may look like crud at the moment, but it will improve.\n\nSadly, the stars suggest that the cookie was wrong. Those clouds are settling in.\n\nGood luck!
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If you have some unexpected good luck. ie. inherit money from relative you didn't know or win the lottery.  Unexpected windfall usually refers to money.
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It means a number between 5 and 200.  You might have to round to the nearest number if it doesn't take decimals.
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the thing with telling fortunes, they show *possible* paths, the "more-then-likely" out come. no fortune is written in stone. events in your life will change the out come, and it seems that events happened in your life (and in his) that made you skip the "previous" marriages. if your instincts are telling you that *this* is the man, then he probably is!\n\n\nbtw, the "you will live a long and happy, prosperous life" is a classic line in the business. a fortune teller makes his money by telling people something bad will happen and generally cushions it between two good things that will happen. these folk are generally crooks, not psychics. it is also possible for a true psychic to just be wrong. intuition (which is what they are using) isn't something that can be turned on and off like a light. many things can affect how accurate a reading you get, like how much sleep they got and their general mood. remember, they're people too, with problems and issues they have to deal with. if they're worrying about a personal issue it's harder to focus on the problems of someone else.
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It means something good coming your way unexpectantly.  Its usually associated with money.
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That you shouldn't make any mistake ;)\n\nIf you were asking its english meaning, it simply means "be certain that" ...
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Not sure what the Snickers reference is saying.  Maybe they use an image that gives a different meaning.\n\nUsually it means falsifying accounting records.  Hope that helps.   : )
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Just an opinion: first it is not one word but two karma chameleon. Based on the lyrics of the Culture Club song it means something along the lines of "fate changer" or one who changes to meet fate ("you come and go"). I could be way out in left field, but it's my guess.
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A person makes their own luck by believing in themselves. Literally. Good luck and fortune are attracted to people who keep high spirits and are optimistic. People who are always pessimistic attract nothing but bad luck and negative energy. Above all, maintain hope, courage, and confidence, as these are the qualities found irresistible by that fickle creature known as Lady Luck.
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my fortune cookie said my fate was in these numbers.
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Fortune cookies were invented in America I don't think that is practiced over there well maybe in tourist areas.
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it means you're unpredictable
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The sum of human experience is finite and share many commonalities. So it is possible to say things in such general terms and yet with some level specific hints that it can pass off as a fortune reading. With people wanting so much to believe in something and hoping for something, that it is easy for opportunists to exploit it.
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Free will is about what you wish to make of yourself in future. Fortune or misfortune is the result of what you worked for (consciously or otherwise), in the past.
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Life is what we make it with God's guidance. It is actually not "luck or coincidence".  Its God's Divine Providence for us to make use of. When we say "Good Luck" it supposedly meant "God Bless".\n\nMy 17 yr old wants a job this summer, so we're looking for one.  Yesterday after my work and after her school, we were not able to enter our apartment coz we forgot the key so we waited outside for my husband to come from work.  A kind neighbor next door invited us in for a tea while we were waiting.  We just moved in so we do not know her yet but she was nice and the best thing was she works for this organization which helps the youth find summer jobs. Luck or coincidence?
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It is purely coincidence.\n\nCoincidence has always given people thought.\n\n“It is no great wonder if in the long process of time, while fortune takes her course hither and thither, numerous coincidences should spontaneously occur.  If the number and variety of subjects to be wrought upon be infinite, it is all the more easy for fortune, with such an abundance of material, to effect this similarity of results” – Sertorius Page 678.
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It is written like 'Şehrin en iyi çikolatası' in Turkish but if u ask its meaning, I think it means beautiful and sweet girl other than the best chocolate :-)..