DlD YOU KNOW....THE FILM WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED "THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY AND THEY GAY.." BUT CHUCK NORRIS..
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You're such an a$s...
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ya in that one Bruce Lee film, I think it was Return of the Dragon. I heard that Bruce Lee personally asked to have chuck norris in the film, because he requested the finest martial arts person around. and they both respected each others speed and fighting style
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chuck norris references are sooo cool and hip. But I think you should try a little harder...really
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I once looked at Chuck Norris and I ended up beating myself up.
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Chuck Norris has been around forever, the recent hype surrounding him has been started on the conan o'brien show, who used to show clips from walker texas ranger at the end of the show as a joke, and now its been almost a year of a long standing joke, and as we all know the are tons of chuck norris jokes making him cooler than he really is. So yea thats where it started
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.\n\nChuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.\n\nMacgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.\n\nChuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.\n\nChuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.\n\nIf you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.\n\nChuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.\n\nRather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.\n\nChuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”\n\nChuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.\n\nSince 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.\n\nChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.\n\nFilming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.\n\nChuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.\n\nChuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n\nChuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.\n\nChuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\n\nTo prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.\n\nThere are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.\n\nThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.\n\nChuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards throu
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LMAO. Wow. That was pretty funny. Thank you. So hard to choose though. Possibly Devastatin' Dave and his "Zip Zap Rap" - worst title ever, worst pants, worst placement of the word "Zap". Then there's those strange, naked hobbits of Orleans, and Orion (whoever the hell that is) reborn as a cross between Elvis and Liberace in a blue jumpsuit wearing an inexplicable Eyes Wide Shut party mask!! Finally, the two mullet masterpieces of Ken, and Mr. Chicken Coupe de Ville. I'm going to lie down and die laughing now.
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CHUCK D./ Public Enemy....boyeeeee!!!!!
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Chuck Norris would win
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Norris is the object of an Internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts documenting and proclaiming fictional, often heroic feats and characteristics, which began to circulate in late 2005. The facts originated with celebrity Vin Diesel in the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator." This original Internet phenomenon caught on and the Chuck Norris Facts were created as a byproduct, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. The Chuck Norris Facts became wildly popular, moreso than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them, and finds some of them funny. He recently read 10 of them on a The Best Damn Sports Show, Period, and said that his favorite one is "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"
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North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?  No, I'm kidding (that was on South Park).  The fact that this group even exists is DISGUSTING!!!
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There was a "chubby" actor named Donovan Scott who was in the 1st movie (can't remember).  His character's name was Leslie Barbara.  But I'm thinking about Bobcat Goldthwait who was chubby back then (he's dropped a ton of weight) and he played Zed; his trademark psycho screaming character.  He was in the 2nd movie and quite a few others after that.
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one of those "straight to video movie's huh".  I'd like to rambo kick 50 cents @ss. The teletubbies can get teleskinny with chuck norris "home gym"  (hey where's christy brinkly). The knight rider goes on a covert operation to hunt down all of the members of the "care bare mafia" for their disgusting displays of cheerfullness.
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Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
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I think maybe its from the film "The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly".
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A giant Gay fairy came down and exposed the cast members for being who they really are\n\nSTRAIGHT V A G I N A lovin Americans...\n\nSorry if you hoped for different
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Loved the movie. I wish we had the "Eye for an Eye" punishment. Those punks deserve the same thing.\nI am a sraight grandmother of 9, have a gay brother & lots of gay friends. They are the most caring people in the world.