how do you put your hand in a cows but to deliver the calf?
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Aside from the fact that you seem lacking in anatomical information, unless you know what you are doing, don't try it.\n\nIf the calf is a breech presentation, the cow doesn't need your help. \n\nIn serious cases, like a foolish cross say Hereford or Charolais to Angus, the calf may not be able to be born at all. In that sort of situation and in some uncorrectable breech births, the calf will have to be dismembered in the uterus in order to save the cow.
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No you get a milk shake silly . If you cut its legs off you get ground beef . Take a way its calf and it becomes decalfinated .If you make it angry with all this , it develops MAD COW DISEASE .
408231
get a cow and find out
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The ability to spread bull manure
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Flying Cow: You knuckle up with your opponent, make sure he is at least four feet from you. Raise your arms, scream like a banshee, then wait for the cow to fall on him. (To improve accuracy you must pay the extra five bucks for the tail fins on the falling cow, (ostensibly dropped from an airplane).)
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put your legs thru your hands and vala your hands are in front iv done that to!
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COW, THAT WAY YOU GET IT ALL
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communicate to the horse w/ ur leg pressure. basically u want ur horse to not only respond to clicks & reins, but also the amount of pressure ur legs r giving the horse to speed it up (in ur case)
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Cow tipping is a pastime allegedly common in rural areas, in which participants sneak up on an upright sleeping cow and then push it over for amusement. Some variants of this urban legend state that the cow is then unable to get up.\n\nThe appeal of this myth derives from the belief that cows are slow-witted and top-heavy, and the corollary assumption that relatively little force would need to be applied to the top of such apparently precarious ruminants to tip them over.
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Stick your hand into his cage!
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I guess if it were prime beef you have to divide the cow by just one person. In that case you wouldn't cut it up, you'd have to eat the whole thing in one bite.
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Heifer duh,lol bulls dont technically give milk :)
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I can't stop laughing at the word moobs...what was the question\nOh yes, change your diet, you can sit up, crunch till the cows come home...but until you change the diet the cows will remain in the moob zone.
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What is cow tipping? pardon my ignorance\n\nst
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outstretch your arm as far as you can, then put the baton between two fingers, push down with one finger and up with the other, forcing the baton to move under/over the finger and into the next finger position.\n\nGood luck with this..... i had a hard time learning the very little that i did, and got bruised up in the process.
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assume a spherical cow.
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first of all you stand side on with your legs apart. then take your right arm to the ground then your left leg should follow, followed by your right leg, but don't forget to put you left hand down. this should be done in one fluid movement. do be careful though not everyone can do it.