If Wiley Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
965901
He never paid for the Acme stuff.\nHe was their tester.\nYeah.
940016
My suspicion is that the "shady" guy was "casing the place", so he can come back later.  Several thoughts come to mind:\n\n1.  First, call the police and relay your concerns to them.\n\n2.  While you're on the phone with them, use an old Donut Shop trick and offer the cops big discounts so they come eat there.  With them hanging around, you're place will be pretty  safe.  FAX over a menu with the Policeman's discount in big letters on it.  They'll post it at the station.\n\n3.  Get the cash register and any money counting out of the public areas.  You're only tempting someone by doing that in front of them.  It will mean that your waiters/waitresses will need to bring the customer's money into the back somewhere to make change but it'll be much safer.\n\n4.  When Mr Shady comes in again, call the cops to do an immediate "drive by".  Also, if possible after they hang up, keep talking - talk loud enough that Mr Shady can hear you - "Oh, Officer McClen, of course... three of you??  twenty minutes??  sure... will the Sergeant be coming this time??"\n\n5.  If you're really worried, hire a uniformed Private Security Guard for awhile.  Just have him hang around - it'll set a new image and then have him come on your big nights (Saturdays?).  The robbers are after big money.  They'll figure out your big nights (lots of cash) and hit on that night.
175892
I think TO probably wanted the opportunity to screw Philly and that is why he chose Dallas.  I wish he were still unemployed personally.
875230
He must be desperate for money.\nI don't think it's a good idea.
440245
Kind of bad syntax you got there.  But i thinnk i get it.\n\nThe managers job is to make money and to get people to spend as much money as he can.  He probably would not make as much money if he served ethnic foods.
724936
Because his world just got a lot harder. He had free reign on everything for awhile. But not any more. Time to pay the piper.
1009396
Mr Moonlight's right.  Pity your fillings weren't gold - you could have used them to pay the bill!
986218
I spent 23 years in the military and fought in every war or so called police action from 1952 I have several service medals and when I got out of the military in 1977 I owned a mobile home park , so I wanted to expand , I went to V,A, no luck S,B,A, and after 5 visits the manager told me he could not loan me any money because it was earmarked for minorities, but, if I could find a loan at 6%the gov would cosign for me I owned 27 mobile homes at the time and only owed about $50.000 dollars on the park I didn't need a damned co signer, and told them that,so as a friend told me those medals and $1,00 will buy me a cup of coffee at the waffle house, at the same time they loaned a black 2 million dollars to start a trucking co , and gave him rights to haul anything from soup to hay???? and he had never even been in service, his rights he sold for another two million and filed bank ruptcy in 3 years????
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um you can't really borrow soldiers since it's pretty difficult to pay that debt back if the soldier dies.  and we really don't need mexican supplies.  our military spends so many more times their military it's ridiculous.\n\nif he was joking, it's pretty funny...if he wasn't joking then dump him and get with someone with an IQ higher than that of a grape.
465564
Sounds to me like he wants the steak dinner without having to pay the tab. (Looks as though he got it too) Don't look for him to be making reservations at this restaurant when there are NO LINES elsewhere.
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Pat Robertson said, in his book  New World Order, that he could have won the Vietnam war if they'd have let him. Jerry Falwell said in a form letter he mailed out to widows on pensions, written on Bond paper, by the way, and only used one side of each of the dozen or so sheets,  that he had been given a plan by God to "fix" America, but that if his current fiscal responsibilities weren't met, i.e., if enough money didn't get contributed, then, "God's plan cannot be implemented."  God's hands are tied if his humongous, extravagant, wasteful and bigoted panhandlers can't coerce enough gullible deiphobes into paying off their mansions and astronomical stationery bills?  I want to go to Heaven just so I don't have to spend eterniy around Jerry Falwell!
724934
He's the uneducated fool....  He would be on food stamps if it wasnt for the Heinz Company!!
433242
Excellent point! But watching Wiley eating a steak wouldn't be near as fun would it?
242173
Because he is a greedy pig
239982
He would have if he intended for people to eat it.
976541
He might of. He isn't from Texas where they Hunker Down and Hole-up\n\nGo big __________ (fib) Go
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I would buy some food for a hungry family I saw this past weekend. By their looks, they certainly need the food more than anything I can think of to buy for myself..\nThe fact is, I don't have your imaginary $100, but I still bought them some food.\n\n(I am not competing for the best answer)