A farmer walks into his bedroom...?
966424
now that is good lol well done *claps*
429282
Soil!! The room is Mushroom ofcourse!
824047
put him in a if statement. \n\nif (MrDoe  == 1)\n{\n   this->sleepWith(MrDoe);\n}\nelse\n{\n   dump(MrDoe);\n}
574371
He's just stepped out to use the bathroom.
475571
He's "sowing his oats" until he feels ready to settle and is trying to keep you aware that he may plan to "settle" with you.\n\nGood luck!!
1118813
This is the first time I've ever heard this version of the joke. I don't know what this is right here, but it makes absolutely no sense. \n\nThere were three guys walking down the street and ran acroos this farm house. The lady said they could stay in the house and have breakfast in the morning but if not they had to stay in the barn. \n\nWHY would they have to stay in the barn?? What were the guys suppose to do in order to stay in the house???\n\nI cannot express this enough; when posting a joke, write it correctly.
1095456
In his bedroom apparently
460083
In my bedroom. (It's big.)
136036
MY GUESS, HE IS A MAN!!!!
353935
Privilige, God is letting you go into his home. He made it for people who believed in him. I think.
552397
Well if he keeps on coming to your house and getting into your bed you can do 2 things. Either charge him rent or go to his house and sleep on his bed too to make it even.
1165790
He lives in my basement.
710866
I think he's in my backyard....
330192
an  agricultural musician?
310593
Shall I go to my room?
942291
The height of laziness Fidgety! The man is not really lazy he is energetically declined!\nReminds me of the farmer who had ten employees on his farm,and all were notoriously lazy.One morning,he decided to try and cure them of their laziness once and for all.\n"Men." he said,"I have a nice easy job for the laziest man on the farm.Will the laziest man step forward?"\nImmediately nine of them stepped forward.\nThe farmer looked at the one man left behind and said:"Why didn't you step forward along with the others?"\n"Too much trouble."
802021
Jump out of the window, because her husband has come home unexpectedly.