Have you ever thought about who wears the Santa suits at the mall?
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I'm sure that a lot of employers inadvertently hire convicted pedophiles, due to failure to do background checks.  I'm guessing that it's not just the malls who do this when they hire their Santas.\n\nBut, having said that, hiring a Santa for your mall is probably one job for which you'd definitely want to screen for pedophiles, being that he'll be having kids sitting on his lap and such. \n\nI don't imagine that a pedophile in a Santa suit would do anything to a kid at a crowded mall, with all those people around.   Still, protecting the kids is the most important thing.   \n\nEven convicted pedophiles have to make a living somehow -- but, of course, they should do it in a way that doesn't place them in contact with kids. \n\n.
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dunno, but i do know the similarity between santa's pubic hair & a christmas tree: they both have christmas balls! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Santa is real.  He is real in your heart along with the Christmas spirit.  If you believe, then he is real.\n\nYou may not see him, but can you see love?
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According to the International Council of Shopping Centers, Santa reported for work at a majority of these locations in 2005 on Nov. 25, which gives him 29 days of employment. Because 91 percent of the malls extend their shopping hours during December, it's a safe bet he's on duty 10 hours per day, even with two meal breaks, for a time card of 327,700 hours. Then, of course, he has his traditional haunts: Macy's on 34th Street in New York, and rival Bloomingdale's uptown. Not to be outdone, South Street Seaport has also jumped into the fray demanding his presence, so add another 546 hours.\n\nThat means Santa would bank $1,690,466.90 at the federal minimum wage of $5.15. However, a few years ago, this savvy dude capitalized on years of experience (not to mention a real beard) and negotiated an average salary of $8,000 a year with the photography vendors, so in reality he's bringing home $9,040,000.\n\nAnd because Christmas boils down to seasonal work, he has begun appearing at award nights, conventions, birthday parties and casinos throughout the year, commanding hefty fees between $1,200 and $10,000 per job. A couple of these gigs a month would pull in roughly $224,000 in extra cash throughout the year.
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yes they have visit Santa Paws
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OMg me too im soo jeluos all those charectors get to go adn we are stuck here never getting to see sant on in the mall. \nlets hope he gets mad so they dont get any presants this yr :P
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santa v. v. weird.. ive said it before and i'll say it again.. bring back the coca cola ad with the trucks!!!!!!!!
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Oh who believes in SANTA anyway! lol
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When I lost my first tooth. My mom slipped $1 under my pillow. How deceiving she was. And hey I still believe in Santa. He sends me what I want, only in husband form........ hey I think I need to look into that one too. Seems like there are alot tricky people around here pulling the wool over my eyes.?????
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Hmm, he always could be but I highly doubt he is. Have you seen his terrible fashion sense when he's Clark Kent? My gay friends wouldn't be caught dead wearing that outfit, haha!
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Yes, of course they are.  And Santa Claus is thier cousin, but they all grew up together in the same projects over in Compton(right next door to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog.)
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Hmmmmm... Santa and suicide, has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
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Absolutely, the spirit of Santa Clause is in all of us, in our hearts you just have to find him.  Merry Christmas!!!
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Yes I'm sure it's Olaf. If you look on the cover of the Bad Beginning, he is wearing the same type of pants. Also in Chapter 10 of The Ersatz Elevator, you can see a picture of his legs wearing the same pants and shoes. Oh and I almost forgot - the tatto is the same as in all of Olaf's pictures and he isn't wearing any socks like stated in the Bad Beginning.
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I have an idea for a show called "The Santa Show". The story will revolve around the nutty adventures of a newly single Santa Claus after his divorce from Mrs.Claus.\nThe pilot episode revolves around Santa's madcap time trying to make gingerbread men with a very drunk "comet".\nFurther episodes find Santa starting to date again.\n We reunite Santa with his longlost brother, Abe Claus. As you can see there are a million differents stories just bursting to be told.
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Santa Clause 2 and Christmas with the Kranks.
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All the time, but I try to make them somehow coordinated.  Stripes with polka dots, a smiley face sock with a frowny face sock...for Christmas I did one "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" sock with a sock that had holly leaves on it.  It's pathetic, but it makes me happy.  :-)