Wait... wait a second.... Marshmallows are NOT Kosher?
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You can get just about anything kosher.  Just have it blessed by a rabbi.  Done.
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the hot GOGS you should quit.  Trust me.  It is, as of yet, an unidentified circus food.
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I find four leaf clovers without looking all of the time, I have books full of them.  I am not religious. Are you sure you were not tripn'?
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not sure if i get this right\n\nnever had a potato bazooka war, but if i could do it, i would fill my potatoes with rotten eggs or sticky sticky oil or p00ps.. that should be very disgusting!\nbut i did have a water balloon war\nit wasnt really water, it was more like rotten tomato juice balloon war =)
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Kelis who?\nNever heard of him (or her, or it).\n\nTo compare a video to printed matter is ridiculous.\nTo compare Kelis (who?) to the Bible is so far beyond comprehension that I really have to question your state of mind.\n\nWhat the hell have you been smoking?
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well...to tell you the truth.....i really dont know y they do that...its pretty much gay...bcoz they give someone else credit for all that stuff that they buy their kids!!!.....but if i were to give you an answer..(this is what my parents used to say when i asked y they lied) i would have to say just to give christmas a little more *magic*...bcoz if it was just for jesus's b-day they prolly wouldnt care.....i mean y would they get all excited about the day he was born.....i for sho wouldnt...the only b-day i looked forward to was mine(of course), and my friend chelsea's(she always had parties at hotels lol).....anyways....yeah....tahts y they lie about santa...bcoz they want their kids to look forward to seeing this big fat guy in a red suit deliver presents all around the world....bcoz frankly THEY DONT CARE ABOUT JESUS'S BDAY!!..and the smae thing is wiht Easter...they want the big ol mr easter bunny to give them candy filled eggs......they dont care about his crucifiction...they care about the gifts and condy and all that good stuff!!!!  hope this helped(lol i know i babble on about bs crap..sorryy!!:D)
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Someone give this bigot a brain-ectomy, please.  \n\n*sighs*  They're not even remotely evil and theres no solid evidence that the Jews had Christ killed (who was a Jew, btw).  Even if a group of Jews did, how do you hold the entire religion responsible?
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I kind of like the marshmellows, so Lucky must be a conservative.\n\nOkay, who is giving Lucky all the thumbs down?  Wendell must be gay...
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Name of any Blessed God, why would anyone want to do that? They might be bread but they certainly don't make a decent sandwich...besides, it would be moraly wrong to do that to another Faith. No self-respecting Pagan would do such a thing, I will have you know. We're far more forgiving of others beliefs than the main-streamers are. Blessings.
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! SOMEBODY IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO SPEAK OUT IN TRUTH! You are 100% CORRECT! ALL of the so-called "holidays"(holydays) were NEVER commanded in the Bible-EVER!!! Jeremiah Chapter 10 directly mentions a "christmas tree" as an IDOL! Astarte (Easter) is mentioned many times in the Old Testament as an ABOMINATION TO GOD!!! Tammuz is also in the Old Testament! And not in a good way! People simply follow what the "crowd" says to follow! DOES THAT MAKE IT RIGHT??? Borrowing Pagan traditions and somehow transforming them into "holy days" is unacceptable worship to GOD! DON'T BELIEVE A NOBODY LIKE ME--READ YOUR BIBLE!!! Please see for yourself! Then you will know what God REALLY feels about man-made traditions.....
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lmao @ scarletlolly that was hilarious! *rolls on the floor laughing so hard*...but i agree LOL....And to answer the question NO, i dont want a hamburger or a hamberger, I want a ranch blt from mcdonalds, without dressing on the wheat bun - grilled, not cripsy.....:d
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LOL. Dude, good one. You actually made me think for a minute or two. I have, when baked, debated this very thing with fellow skeptics.
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haha, that is funny. the vegetarian actually thought they were dragon sausages. how lame... great 1.
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PRINGLES!!! Well, make sure to give them some holywater to down it with, because Pringles are salty!
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People wrapped up the Jewish Jesus in a box,  and made a new religion of him that Jesus did not intend. Jesus was a faithful Jew. Yes, Christians should be whipped all year long for being so foolish.
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kosher dills have garlic in them,  regular dills do not\n\nQ: What is a ‘kosher pickle?’\nA: The word "kosher" itself is derived from Hebrew and actually means religiously proper or acceptable.  Today, however, for many avid pickle lovers "kosher" has come to mean that garlic flavor has been added. Mt. Olive's pickles are both kosher and kosher: our kosher dills are not only garlic flavored, but they are also produced in accordance with kosher dietary laws. All of our products have the approval of the Jewish Orthodox Congregations of America and carry the widely recognized OU symbol.
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Ya know, at first, given a few supposed Christians i know, I was about to say "Whoo-Hoo! Bonfire! I'll bring the marshmallows!" But,that would accomplish nothing.Those of the Inquisition were ignorant and possibly tripping their stones off.I am not ignorant nor do I have stones.And I really would hate to dissappoint My Mother by sinking to that kind of behavior.