Is it okay to burp at a high school lunch table?  My girlfriend does it all the time.?
963256
Does she have a problem with her digestion? Better out than in.
562220
There is no proper or appropriate places, if you really need to fart and burp, just make sure no one is around you. Some says it is natural, but good etiquette is something to consider.  If you can't avoid it and did it infront of someone, a simple apology doesn't hurt but trying to ignore it and getting away from it is rude.
1116923
Yeah people do it all the time at my school it's rude and aren't you suppose to learn how to eat with your mouth closed when your like 4 or 5 years old.
893527
same here. My stomach is always growling at school. Its embarresing!
854001
You probably know this is more of a parental issue but, since you cant do anything about that.  My suggestion is that you sit with her during meals and try to make it more fun for her.  Maybe make a game out of it.  Smile and laugh with her so she doesn't see this as something she has to do but something that is enjoyable.  God bless.
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
651513
Why is this something that you are even concerned about?  "Farthest I should go?!?!?!"  I agree with the other posters.  Sitting beside one another in class or at lunch!!!  I can't believe your parents allow you to have a boyfriend at the age of 12.
1076731
yep... sound a little vampirish(and just plain gross!!)......*eyes squint*.... tell her, that if she loves u that she should eat a plate of garlic bread. if she doesn't agree to it, i suggest u run the hell out!!!!
640449
your a dick. You are probually such a dick to her...thats why she eats. SHe is hoping she will crush you to death
16075
ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
771719
It was a good thing you didn't belch that one time in the Indian restaurant.  It would have been very rude.  Even though it was an ethnic restaurant, you are actually still in your home country.  And I am sure there would have been several of your fellow countryfolk who would have been offended had you actually burped.  If you do go back, and see the burning desire to let a belch rip, do so later in private where no one else can hear you.
600396
We ALWAYS eat dinner ate the table-discuss our day and the things we came acrossed through out the day! My daughter gets the chance to tell us all the wonderful things she learned in school, and her new friends, ect... I think everyone should have dinner at the table-it is the one time of the day that you can make sure everyone will show up for! It is very important-the rest of our days are so busy, everyone is to preoccupied, we miss out on the Little things, this is a sure way to still keep in contact with yourself, your spouse and most importantly your children!! Keep Smiling!! :)
505788
sounds like your daughter is running the show.  let her get good and hungry.  i bet she'll eat then.
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
226694
As a teacher, I think a brief apology for an unstifled belch is fine. Really, keep your mouth closed and you should be fine.\nFarts, however, do not exist in polite society and are therefore best ignored. Don't claim it, don't blame someone else, just continue on as if nothing had happened.
717992
Are you in school? If so, and if she has any classes with you, ask her for notes or see if she can study with you.\n\nIf you are a bit older, like a coworker, see if she's not busy for lunch.  Lunch is always safe because you only have 1 hour to eat (usually).  So if you're about to have lunch, go "hey, want to join me for lunch??" or if she's busy ask her "hey I'm getting a sandwich at Subways, want anything?".\n\nOr, if there's a party, ask her, "Hey are you going to so-n-so's party?"... and if she says yes, ask if she wants to carpool /need a ride, and if she says no, then say "you should go! it will be fun".\n\nIf you don't take that first step, you will never know if she reciprocates the same feeling.