if satan showed you............?
965731
I'd look at Jesus and go you want me to make a deal with the devil?!...clearly i need to talk to your old man here something is going seriously amiss...and if not then I'd say sure thing cause obviously heaven isn't all that if god lets people bargain other good kind people's souls from Satan after death....
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Absolutely.Without question or hesitation.\nOf course,the proof would have to satisfy me.None of this,"because it's in the bible" krap,or "someone had to create all of this".\nSomething actually verifiable by me.\nThat would open up an entirely new set of problems though.\nYou would then have to keep me from killing him.Not an easy task.\nYou see,even if I knew he was there,I wouldn't agree with all of the things that he lets happen to innocent people.He supposedly is all powerful.How can he let a child be molested,or beaten,or burned beyond recognition.How can he let women be raped,or people be tortured?\nHow could he sit there and do nothing while someone wasted away and died a horrible death from some disease?\nPlease don't try to feed me any of your "he gave us free will",or "the devil is responsible" krap.\n\nBOTTOM LINE:\nIf you have the POWER to help,then you have the RESPONSIBILITY to help.\nI am going to Iraq soon.It will by no means be my first OP.I am going to join my brothers and put my life in danger to help these people get the freedom and human rights that we all deserve.I don't do it because I have to.I do it because I have the ability,and therefore,the responsibility to do it.\nI could not agree with your god's complacency.\nI would have alot more respect for him if he grabbed an M4 and SHOWED he cared by doing his part.\nI couldn't let anything terrible happen to MY children if I could stop it.\n\nOmnipotent and doesn't give a sh*t...
634461
Juz go to hell and ask the devil..
1153824
Entirely implausible, but if it were truly in Satan's heart, yeah, I suppose God would forgive him.  Weird question, but interesting nonetheless.  =P
543459
I think that someone is having a religious confliction; don't worry, me too.\n\nIf Satan were the good guy, I would go follow Satan, if I believed what he was preaching to me.  If I didn't believe it than I would follow what I do believe.
310899
i think they would condemn you to hell very very bad thing to have you know!!!x
1170512
Fucking Hell! She scares me.\n\nI mean, I am an atheist and a Satanist, I stand strongly in my position, but she freaks me out. Of course all Christians are not like this, but truthfully, many are.\n\nI'm sure she would attack me, if she had the posiibility.
1101568
Go count up the number of humans the "God" of the Bible caused the death of then count up the number "Satan" killed. Methinks they got the labels mixed up ; )
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Truth that the devil does not want you to know.  \nJoh 12:40  He (the devil) hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I (Jesus)  should heal them.
929913
An argument could be made -- a yin yang comparison.  Even from a more traditional Judaeo-Christian perspective, since god is omnipresent, couldn't he be both god and satan?  A method of introducing free will, perhaps.
33186
I think I would be scared to death. Knowing the truth and that I had the oportunity to be saved and yet for reasons that are dumb and not worth it to have lost my salvation. I would be devestated going crazy.  I don't know what I would do.
1177894
Satan. God gave Satan some abilities. Satan created sin.
166169
In my opinon, since Satan is the ultimate evil, I'd think that he would appreciate evil deeds and congratulate those who enter Hell on whatever bad thing they did, and they would live quite nicely forever. Maybe that is why somebody would want to live in Hell.
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it is you should buy the satanic bible. i just got it and it has opened me up to so much more you don't have to believe in every thing that is in it you can kinda just mix and much your own religion.\ngood luck
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Read your bibles!  God created evil!
764465
God also tells us to test the spirit, and I say you were not inspired by God to write this, but maybe inspired by satan himself. \n\nI cannot give you any proof since you are blind/deaf/dumb to the ways of God.
732371
If it all be true God and Satan and the whole bit. Satan has done his work through the manipulation of people through the very thing that they think is protecting them from him. Come on a creature like Satan, with powers and has been around for who knows how long, you don't think he was smart enough to think of that and do it? It's what I would have done and I am just a regular mortal person, and if someone tries to twist that idea by saying things like God would never let the Devil do that, well he need not do it him self, he could just manipulate someone else to do it. People talk about the coming of the anti-Christ, maybe he was already here, say about one thousand, nine hundred and sixty years ago. That would have been about the right time for him to do all the damage to the human race that he needed to through their own religion. This maybe the reason the Bible is so absurd. Knowing some would buy into it and other wouldn't, know that this would put people in opposition to each other. I would have done the same thing.