If Chuck Barkley runs for president and wins would he legislate that all white girls have to date a monkey?
953163
You must be really miserable.  Thanks for the points.  LMAO!
863267
This guy has "winner" written all over him.\n\nSadly, not very likely.
1122215
For now the white female has the inside track.\n\nThe most obvious black male, Colin Powell, has decided that he will not run for President.  Presidents usually come from four sources. Governors, Vice-Presidents, Senators, and Generals with the best predictor being a governorship.\n\nThere are no African-American governors at this hour although Ken Blackwell in Ohio and Lynn Swann in Pennsylvania are looking to correct this in 06.  There is one black senator, Barak Obama.  He is a first termer though.  That is generally too little to run.  He needs time and experience.\n\nThere are several white female governors and senators including the junior senator from New York, Hillary.  Kathleen Sebelius from Kansas is a governor who has Presidential potential.  There are others with successful governor tenures, Rell of Connecticut etc.  Being a successful governor seems to be the easiest way to become president ie.:  Bush 43, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, Roosevelt.\n\nThe odds favor a white female in the short term.
577541
no need to give any excuse to laugh at Bush. Just have a glance at his photograph and u'll see a monkey instead of bush there.
5606
Right now you could run a scarecrow against Bush and the scarecrow would win. I'm pretty sure even the deepest religious zealots in the bible belt would have a hard time voting for a jacka-s-s president who sends us into a war due to Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD's) only to later admit that he was making decisions based on bad intelligence, and then have the cajones to say he'd do it again if given the opportunity?!?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!?! Are you daff man?!?!?!! \n\nSo here is a list of the candidates that would defeat Bush if there was a vote tomorrow:\n\n1) Kermit The Frog\n2) Eddie from Christmas Vacation\n3) Terrell Owens\n4) Mickey Mouse\n5) Daffy Duck \n6) Frodo Baggins\n7) Luke Skywalker\n8) Me\n9) LeBron James\n10) Brad Pitt\n\nThis list could go on to name every human being on this earth living and dead, and every imagined and not yet imagined cartoon character and muppet on the planet.....they would and should all beat Bush.
347974
Well purjury doesn't matter if you are the president and its about sex, but in your case it probably does.\n\nYou need to show clear evidence of the purjury and send that to your local district attorney.  If they ignore it you need to follow up with the question why; and if you don't get an answer you need to go to your State Attorney General.
100808
NO. NO. and NO. Brain? He has one? News to me. Again he didn't win, he cheated he stole it. He is the President Selected, not elected. I hope he goes bird hunting with trigger happy Cheny.
1098876
Whitehouse chimp? I didn't know our Godly president Bush owned a pet chimp but I am sure you are probably high on dope too. \nI suppose you wouldn't be confusing Michael Jackson with president Bush, eh pill popper?
1043477
We need a President that won't bullsh*t, mislead, or disregard the constitutional rights of the people.  Is doesn't matter what sex or race or religion they happen to be.  I can't think of any good candidates to suggest - male or female but I added a link that might help settle the debate between your Uncles. It is the website of THE CENTER FOR AMERICAN WOMEN AND POLITICS.
783922
Its a no-win situation even tho there is a miss black america etc.\n\nYou'd be labeled a racist.  I'm sure the white supremicists would love it tho.
439215
i think he is the mose beautiful and the sexiest monkey of the world.\n\nand also the most dangerous !!:(
512001
Chimps do that ... haven't you been to the Zoo?\n\n    Go Democrats~!
980943
The few monkeys I have known (ex-husbands not included) would chase anything, including themselves. I'm thinking it would, but wouldn't go around the bush...it'd go through!
429705
that would be scary wouldnt it,wed have a pattern,bush,clinton,bush,clinton.i dont think shed win since all sorts of redneck ass people wouldnt think we should have a woman president(like they are with anyone not white)but id vote for her
307213
Could you imagine the stain Hellary would put on the OVAL OFFICE Carpet?  So, I wouldn't put that queen of the trailor park in the presidents seat, she has no self respect and no dignity just ask Billyboy.
362832
I do!\n\nI hear George Bush compared to a monkey all the time...\n\nand I have to say I pity those poor, lovable primates!
884453
Even if you're not a COLTS fan, you gotta appreciate his talents as a QB. Can you imagine what life would be like if he ever got traded to another team? (I don't see that really happening, it's just a question.) Even if he did, he'd be a helluva QB where ever he played. Peyton for President!!  Ok, maybe not President, but Vice President.