what are some really great excuses to skip school?
956777
Good excuse:  You have no greater ambition in life than to be the french fry cook at McDonald's, so you have no use for all that pesky edjumakashun anyways.\n\n(Don't play hooky!  You will only hurt yourself!)\n\n~ ♥ ~
913540
What is this doing in home schooling?\nHow do you check out of school if you are 'home schooled'\nAre you stuck in school and want to leave?\nUsually the school wants to contact your parents before they let you leave.\nYou could just skip out\n\nHmm. . \nA good excuse? I left the stove on\nI forgot my medication (this one gets a lot of mileage at all stages of life)
86870
This depends on whether or not you are in a public or private school. Talk with your counselor about it. You will probably have to petition your school board AND complete all the required courses for the grade you would like to skip. If you are in gifted and talented education (TAG, GT, etc.) talk to your teacher also. You may need teachers to sponsor the skip, a psychological evaluation that states not only that you can handle the level of education but also the social change, letters from your parents/legal guardians, and even possibly an attorney. Your state/region may have laws about skipping as well (many states do).
976229
I once told them that I couldn't take the class because it conflicted with my work schedule and work was unable to change my schedule. I explained that as much as I didn't want to work I had to work or I wouldn't even have the option of going to school period. They thought that was a fine reason. Worked for me! Good luck.
695825
You'd be a fool not to go to school.\nThat rhymes too.
892677
Go to every class unless you are Deathly sick. If you miss one class..you get behind and it's hard to catch up.Don't wait till the last minute to do your papers, homework, etc. Always plan in case of an emergeny --don't cram..you don't learn a lot when you cram. Go to bed early..sleep well..It helps in your studies..you don't fall asleep while you are reading
545604
``first read this\nEarly one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" \n\n"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." \n\n"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." \n\n"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" \n\n"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." \n\n"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." \n\n"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"\n\nnow that u r in a good mood:)\ni advise u to go to school\nyour maths teacher makes u do sums so tht u learn\nhe is not benefiting in any way\nonly u r\nplease try to understand this\nlol and if he smells\nstand far away from him\nbut attend school surely!!!!!!!!!!
799767
I don't think there is any reliable statistic as to how may students use the excuse of their social life as being the reason that they dropped out.  Any survey that exists to measure that is probably at best bogus.\n\nGood Luck!!!
474970
I think you need to deal with the reasons for wanting a day off school.  It doesn't really bode well for your future if you fake being ill to take a day off school.  You have holidays its not like you're there 365 days a year is it?  Some people really value their education and will go to school despite being ill so there is no reason to 'need' a day of unless you are genuinely ill or something really bad has happened.
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Here are some ideas:\n\n1. Turn off the light before you leave the classroom.\n2. Separate the garbage. Recycle the paper, tins, etc.\n3. Save the water, and fasten the tap before leaving.\n4. Bring lunch in reusable material such as lunch box and plastic bag.\n5. In summer decrease the use of air conditioning, open the window instead.\n6. Make full use of the paper by writing on both sides of it.\n7. Decrease the use of printer. Use computer to save/ edit your files. \n8. Use emails instead of notes/letters/ greeting cards.\n9. Grow a plant on campus and take care of it.\n10. Ask the people around you to do the same thing.\n\nHope it helps.
523712
making superb excuses
690106
I've ditched before and spent the whole day thinking I was going to get caught. I should have just went to school
31690
Well I'm sure that a lot of these people are going to tell what a mistake it is to drop out of school. I'm not! I encourage it for you. The reason being, that only a Moron would even consider such a thing. I sure can't see wasting hard earned tax dollars on a moron. So start flipping dem burgers and find you a place out at Barney's trailor park  and have a nice life.
784921
Well there's no point in going to school LESS if you're flunking...\n\nNo offense, but you can't learn if you aren't there mate. \n\nI know it seems pointless, but in my experience, everyday experiences make up your life, just as much as the big moments. Go back to school and try to make the most of it.
344211
When your mother doesn't send you to school. ( Excluding the weekends )
946376
Show her some of your "A" tests and remind her that you are a much better student than many parents can bribe their kids into being, with the suggestion that this is a sort of reward- you are a good student and can stand to miss a half-day of school. Explain calmly and clearly your points about the teachers expecting students to not show up. You can also mention how even the school administration didn't feel it was necessary to have a whole day of school- aren't the last three hours of school just as important as the first five? Make sure to present your points maturely and rationally, without any whining, and your mom is sure to be impressed and agree to let you stay home.\n\nIf she makes you go anyway, you can skip homeroom and your classes and just hide in the library and read. Make it a 5-hour discover-interesting-books day, it'll be awesome. I wish I had a 5-hour block of time I could devote to just browsing a library, I need to expand the types of books I read and I've glanced at really interesting titles that I never had time to check out. Like ventriloquism, learn ventriloquism! You'll be able to screw with people for the rest of your life.
47329
1.Get back to you class and stay their.\n2.Bury yourself in a book, atleast pretend you are busy.