Can you finish the story?
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The clan leader, Mumferd the mulilated, hobbled to the edge of the cliff looking toward the sails, he signaled to the firemen to light the signal to summon the men from the other parts of the island to the amphitheatre.  Taking his partner, Ruby the ravaged, hand he quickly hobbled to the great hall.  Upon arriving he told a young message boy to quickly gather the elders.  Whent he elders had arrived in the great hall, he told them of the spotted ships on the horizon, told them to gather the weapons they had stocked at their respective houses and meet in the amphitheatre.  Abandoning Rubys' support, Mumferd grabbed his scepter of wisdom and dragging his dead leg behind him, made his way to the theatre.  Mumferd stood in the pit of the amphitheatre and surveyed his rag tag group.  Looking down at their leader the men quieted and awaited his wise words.  "MEN, Ships have been spotted on the horizon.  They fly the black sails of Boris the badas.s." said Mumferd.  A collective gasp rippled through the crowd.  "What are we to do, O'wise one" shouted a frightened soul.  "We have trained for this inevitable confrontation, your house leaders are gathering the weapons, you will all go to your battle stations, and on my signal we shall GUT THE DIRTY SONS OF MOTHERLESS GOATS, AND FEAST ON THEIR ENTRAILS, WE SHALL SEND THEIR DEMONIC LOVELESS SOULS TO THE BOATMAN AND WITH NO COINS TO PAY FOR PASSAGE THEY SHALL WANDER THE BANKS OF THE RIVER STIX LIKE THE FORSAKEN SOULS THEY ARE"  A mighty cheer erupted from the men.  "THEN WE SHALL TAKE THEIR SHIPS RETURN TO THEIR LAND SACK THEIR TOWNS, RAVAGE THEIR CROPS, AND ENSLAVE THEIR WHORES" Another mightier cheer burst forth from the gathered men.  "WE BASK IN THE GLORY OF YOUR WISDOM, YOUR WILL SHALL BE DONE" the men shouted back.  At once the group split into groups and filed off to their posts like a colony of fireants.  Sitting under cover they awaited the dreaded Boris.\n\nMeanwhile...on the flagship.\n\n" I don't know if this is such a good idea captain" said Lt. Leghorn.  "Don't be such a worry wart, we are going with peace offerings.  Don't you think it is time to embrace our neighbours, the trade and expanded gene pool will benifit us all."  replied Boris.  "Look they are lighting fires to help guide us to their shores" said the Lt.  " You see Leghorn, all your worry for nothing, they have been on this island for 12 generations with no contact to the rest of the continents, they are probably wondering what took us so long." replied Boris.\n\nThe ships anchored 50 yards from the beach, a landing party bearing gifts, from each ship rowed through the surf and gently landed on the beach.  " I don't see anyone, where do you think everyone is?" asked Lt. Leghorn.  " I don't know, but I expected a better greeting than a deserted beach" replied Boris.  \n\nOut of the murky depths, the Anarchist Island amphibious assault team discarded their bamboo breathing tubes and slipped out of the water and crept up the sides of the three ships, with the remaining crew members eyes trained on the shore, they slide over the rails of the ship like vipers eyeing up prey undecteded.  A quick glance to the other ships and a negligable nod, they decended onto the poop deck and the carnage began.\n\nShouts erupted from the ships, the men on the shore, looked back to their countrymen, it only took a second for it to register that the shouts were not of joy, but of blood curdling screams, the screams of their countrymen dying.  Looking to one another eyes wide with disbelief, they scanned the jungle beyond the beach, suddenly a cold chill erupted from their bones, their skin tingled and hair stood on end.  A battle cry bellowed and in a flash the landing party was swarmed by men swinging axes and clubs.\n\nThe battle was over in minutes, blood, skull and brain matter squished through
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can't reach a conclusion before your done\nanything can happen from now til the end
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Get your story filed first.\n\nCoach
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Hm... to make some situation reach its culmination
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I FINISHED WHAT U NEED HELP WITH?
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can you repeat the first part the middle part and the last part?
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It's finished but this question is still open.
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There must be more to this story....
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Its all part of the story. A good one at that, id like to see whats gonna happen. wheres this going to lead. but whereever it is, its gonna be good
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you can't --- \nthe end
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missing that final N...?
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however long you want it to go on for
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Probably not.\nIt kind of ended, didn't leave a lot of room for a sequel.
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Did you finish your question? Please double check.
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That story was way to long... ummm so NO.  Is that a good answer?
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I've wondered this one myself.  I always do take a few steps back in case God is up there going "Ok, you asked for it."  Unfortunatley, it has yet to happen and I'm always disappointed when it doesn't end like a Pratchett book.
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Finish the question if you want us to do your homework for you.