if you were being held by an attacker...?
967117
I would go for his shins, his groin, and his nose. I would absolutely knee my attacker in the groin, kick hard at his shins, and elbow him hard on his nose. That will teach my attacker to not inflict damage on me anymore.
727061
I would call the police... she could end up hurting you , lots of weirdos in this world!
367109
only if i killed someone
417151
Yes I've been mugged but the mugger lost...hahahahaha.  I was bigger than he was.  Anywho, if someone had a weapon and wanted my money, they can have it...it's only money.
610186
Possibly, it could be construed as assault.
900043
YOUR DEFENCE SHOULD BE BASED ON THIS STATEMENT-YOUR HONOUR-I LASHED OUT IN THE HONEST BELEIF THAT I WAS ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED. I WAS A LONE FEMALE THIS IS ALL THE DEFENCE I HAVE TO OFFER!!. you will be fine-trust me.
577118
Sure, I could ... but I'd probably cry and cry and cry ... then get shot by someone ... hmmm, I guess this may lead to me changing my answer to:  No, 'cas I'd get shot.
1143685
You would be sucked in and obliterated
809303
Lock him up with only Tony Blair for company.  Having to listen to him without respite is appauling torture I know and probably would be against the Geneva convention but ... what the heck!
856729
I would call it self defence.\nbut then I'm not perfect.\nI would also kill to protect someone else.
495859
Imagine someone having total control over you and beating you senseless if you asked questions.
493016
You do the things that would get you arrested when awake.
843473
what if someone grabbed your Mom's ass or your sisters? \n\nI would have included girlfriend but a loser like you will never have one, you Fing rapist!
540649
You'll likely be arrested.
1021457
No I wouldn't. I'd try and help him up and hopefully the person he was chasing wasn't able to get away because of his mishap. For all the people that answered this question thinking it would be funny, think about it. What if the cop that tripped was chasing someone that just robbed you or did something to you, would you then think it was funny?
793392
You are screwed. You have been caught in the trap of forbidden freedom! What if you had a knife, or a gun, or a bomb! It is none of their business.
660901
Assuming I still had air to breathe ... first I would go kill every criminal because there would be no repercussions because no one would know I did it.  Of course, that might be difficult if I had no vehicle/airplane/pilot to transport me.  Assuming I had a vehicle/airplane/pilot I would also travel all over the world and see the sights for free.  Hmm ... this is a difficult question.  There wouldn't be much left to do after that.