Does Jesus walk funny?
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Thov think after Jesus was crucified Jesus did, Jesus had nails in Jesus' feet.
458995
No. I am guided by Jesus. He shows me the way, and its always right.
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Yep, more than likely.  Can you imagine people embracing a man who claims to be Jesus, can perform on the spot miracles , rose from the dead, etc?  Not many people would take a word of it seriously and would chalk it off to the ravings of a lunatic.\n\nFor all we know Jesus HAS been alive, walking our streets and being ridiculed.  People are so firm in their belief but refuse to entertain the possibility that a man who supposedly can do such miraculous deeds is unable to be alive today.  Those same people look to their priest or pastor and have no problem believing that god spoke to them in order to pass along his message(s).  Who made the rule that god can't speak to just regular people?\n\nAs for you saying that god spoke to you, if that is your truth, then that's the truth!  You just have to be careful in who you decide to tell.
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Yes its pretty funny.  Video is good as well.
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I seen this man last month in my travels. Although I give him some credit for whatever it is he's trying to do I feel it is not in anyway comparable to what Jesus himself had to bare. If that's his intention he is not only cheating but failing miserably.
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I think he does!  We were, after all, made in His image.  He talks about joy and being merry (Proverbs 17:22).\nThe Lord has done (and still does) many wonderful things and He does them to make us happy and to give us joy and to make us merry.  He takes joy in it!  What accompanies joy and happiness?  Laughter!\nLuke 15:32 (Whole Chapter) \nIt was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.\nPsalm 2:4 (Whole Chapter) \nHe that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision\nEcclesiastes 3:4 (Whole Chapter) \nA time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;\nLuke 6:21 (Whole Chapter) \nBlessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.\n\n\n\nI think He even has a tendency to be sarcastic at times!  Just look at how he talked to the Israelites when they made Him angry.  Look at the way that Jesus spoke to some of the scribes and pharisees!\n Elijah was very sarcastic with the people when they wanted to prove that their god/idol was real (little g here).  And God backed him up by proving himself to the people!\n\n1 Kings 18\n 26And they took the bullock which was given them, and they dressed it, and called on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, saying, O Baal, hear us. But there was no voice, nor any that answered. And they leaped upon the altar which was made. \n\n   27And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked. \n\n   28And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them. \n\n   29And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded. \n\n   30And Elijah said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all the people came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the LORD that was broken down. \n\n   31And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the LORD came, saying, Israel shall be thy name: \n\n   32And with the stones he built an altar in the name of the LORD: and he made a trench about the altar, as great as would contain two measures of seed. \n\n   33And he put the wood in order, and cut the bullock in pieces, and laid him on the wood, and said, Fill four barrels with water, and pour it on the burnt sacrifice, and on the wood. \n\n   34And he said, Do it the second time. And they did it the second time. And he said, Do it the third time. And they did it the third time. \n\n   35And the water ran round about the altar; and he filled the trench also with water. \n\n   36And it came to pass at the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that Elijah the prophet came near, and said, LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel, let it be known this day that thou art God in Israel, and that I am thy servant, and that I have done all these things at thy word. \n\n   37Hear me, O LORD, hear me, that this people may know that thou art the LORD God, and that thou hast turned their heart back again. \n\n   38Then the fire of the LORD fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench. \n\n   39And when all the people saw it, they fell on their faces: and they said, The LORD, he is the God; the LORD, he is the God. \n\nLook at God!\nBasically what I am saying is this;\nGod told us to rejoice, be glad, have joy,be merry, etc...\nand He told us to strive to be like Him!\nI think that all of that implies that He is a happy, joyous, merry God (unless He's angry!).\nHe has emotions- I think He has a sense of humor as well.
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This is a christian joke, but it's funny even if you're not christian(like me, i'm a Hindu)\n\nA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get anxious, I take a sip." So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:\n\n1. Next time, sip the vodka, don't gulp\n2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.\n3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.\n4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.\n5. David slew Goliath. He did not kick the sh*t out of him.\n6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.\n7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.\n8. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we do not say he was stoned off his *ss.\n9. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."\n10. The recommended way to say grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yay God.\n11. And lastly, the Virgin Maryshould never, under any circumstances, be called "Mary with the cherry."\n\nThis joke came from "The Little Big Book of Laughter." It is the most amazing joke book I have ever read, and I got it for Christmas.(Even though I'm hindu, we get presents at christmastime, not to celebrate the birth of Christ, but to celebrate the two weeks off that we all get.) You can read about it at the links below. Hope you like the Joke!
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No he does not, that is why when one of his disciples was walking along the road and someone was reading Scripture and the Lord told him to hurry to catch up with the guy and the Apostle asked the guy what he was reading and the guy told him but, asked the explanation of it the Apostle then explained it. This is to show us that we need his church to interpret it correctly. I mean look at all the varying interpretations here on this site
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LOL @ Jew out of Jesus\n\nI probably should not find this funny. But for some reason it cracked me up. It is after midnight here, maybe I need sleep lol.
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lol religions are so funny!
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yes. he's real.\n\nthe sad thing is that he tempts us so easily and we for the most part fall right into the trap. It is easier to give into temptation than to follow the path of righteousness. this is why most people claim to be atheist or claim to know Jesus, but yet do what he never did. they take the easy way out.
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As far as I know, there are no passages that specifically refer to Him laughing.  I don't mean to sound simplistic, but if you want to know if God Laughs, go to a Wal Mart, or flea market and just watch people.  We are the greatest show on earth.  I think God laughs with us too. After all, it's said that he delights in His children, which we all are.  My delight in my childen certainly includes laughter!\nPeace.
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very funny lol ^_^\n\npoor dog\n\nthanks for sharing it
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He's actually a pretty devout christian. Alot of people here are saying he's fucked up on drugs. He actually has Parkinson's desies. And that's pretty messed up to be making fun of someone because they have a condition.
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humor. making jokes. walking. praying. eating veggies and fruits. water.
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Jesus could supposedly combine these two feats by walking on water.  He wore sandals I believe.
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Yes.\n\nWhen he goes to Sychar, a Samaritan town, in the Gospel of John, he says to a woman drawing water at Jacob's well, "Woman, give me a drink."\n\nIt is something he intends provocatively, for he knows that Jews and Samaritans are so alienated from one another that the woman will very nearly take offence at even being asked... and what proceeds is one of the most beautiful and mysterious conversations recorded in the Gospels.