Translate the following into Simplified Chinese and include the Pinyin!?
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我的母亲名孙庄，今年四十三岁，是一个科学家。父亲名孙二庄，四十六岁，是一位律师。我的哥哥是郑家庄，他在台湾教书，弟弟二十岁，名叫毛泽中，是个共产主意者。我还有一个妹妹，她名叫李娴庄，她在Samsung工作。而我呢？我今年二十一岁，是日本，韩国及台湾的皇帝。\nThat's the best I can do for you, but I think you are really ridiculous! Oh, and the names, I'm not sure if those are the exact words. Good Luck!\nOh, boy, it seems that you can only see a bit of the translation, I'll try to mail you the rest.
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畢業\n\nyou may not be able to read encoded chinese characters on your computer without a proper plug in. E-mail me if you need further help.
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I believe this is how you would write it in Chinese:\n\n请给我你的姓名和地址。\n\n[Thanks to "mike i" for pointing out my error - I got it right, but then had trouble with my Chinese IME and had to retype the whole **** thing, and somehow didn't catch the change... There, it's all OK now, I changed it back to what it should be!]\n\nOr if you are unable to get Chinese characters to display properly, you can try pinyin (phonetic transcription):\n\nQing3 gei3 wo3 ni3 de xing4 ming2 he2 di4 zhi3. (The numbers indicate the tones with which the syllables are pronounced).\n\nWhich literally means 'Please give me your name and address.' I don't know how elegant it is, but it ought to get the point across.\n\nGood luck!
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Dude you got serious problems!! Chinese is no joke, trust me from my personal experience. but you can start with - \n\nHello - Ni Hao - pronounced like (Knee How)\nHello (answering a phone call)- Ve - pronounced like (Way)\nI - Wo - pronounced like (vo as in vote)\nmiss - xiao jie - pronounced like (shaw j as in alphabet J... MARY SHAW J)\nNi Hao Mary Shaw J (Ni.. means you, Hao... means good)\n\nthen you have a lot of other things but she will be the best one to teach you. this should get you started.\n\nAnd if you just want to cut to the chase ;)\n\nWo ai ni - I Love You - just kidding:)), but it is grametically correct.
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您好!我欢迎你们学生英语.对不起我horible中文.我用中文学校去!好福气!
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Santosh is correct, both work...\n\nI want to know how you use the ∫ symbol!! I just copied & pasted from yours..what's the keystroke for it??
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（1）http://www.pk-game.net/game_down/game_down_12810.htm \n\n（2）http://www.pk-game.net/game_down/game_down_12810.htm \n\n这个是好好的 \n看看能不能帮上忙
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Yup! you gotta try this one, it translates all english words in chinese of course!\nhttp://www.zhongwen.com/
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There isn't a way to post Chinese characters here, LOL.\n\nYour best bet is to install the Chinese language pack and go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/ or http://www.freetranslation.com/ - then you'll be able to translate whatever you want!
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Peng You\nEmil Chou\n\nZhe xie nian yi ge ren\nFong ye guo yu ye zou\nYou guo lei you guo cuo\nHai ji de jian chi shen me\n\nZhen ai guo zai hui tong\nHui ji mo hui hui shou\nZhong you mong zhong you ni zai xin zhong\n\nPeng you yi shen yi qi zou\nNa xie re zhi bu zhai you\nYi zu hua yi bei zhi\nYi shen ching yi bei ziu\n\nPeng you bu cheng gu tan gou\nYi shen peng you ni hui dong\nHai you shang hai you tong\nHai yao zou hai you wo
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are you expecting to see an answer in Chinese?  I don't think this application supports it (in the English version).
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Install the chinese language pack
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Wo bu zhi dao. Please speak better english.
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Are you wanting to change a web page from English to Chinese? That is actually quite hard to do, as free web based translators are not all that relialbe. \nIf you are wanting to be able to type in Chinese or English, it is a simple download.
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爱您装载  or  愛您裝載 \nsimple           traditional
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xuekhin2006@yahoo.com
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Yup, just click on the link below and click chinese to english or whatever way u wanna put it