girls, what do you do when u see a huge bug on the floor near you? and why do most girls scream?
958082
I step on them because bugs are creepy and disgusting and need to be squashed.
586919
It sounds like spiders. \n\nspray it with water & vinegar to wash it away.
158438
Personally I would scream if a guy kept his eyes open.  It's creepy.  Look into her eyes then go for it.  Close on contact.
1081328
why do birds suddenly appear..everytime you are near...\nyou probably have bread or they are after worms\nhope you get good answer\np.s. i wouldnt get too close they aim for your head when they need the toilet!  lol
1081292
Bed bugs infesting a house give off a nasty smell from ‘stink glands’\n\nBedbugs are almost a centimetre long. They feed on blood and leave nasty bite marks.
819599
i'd cover it with a napkin and stump on it..... (I hate bugs) then of coarse clean it up with antibacterial cleaner.\n\nI'm not the screaming type.
493964
I go into a frenzy and jump up and down, trying to reach it and claw it off of me.  If that doesn't work, I scream at whomsoever is closest, "GET IT!!!"  LOL!\n\nI'm with Pompeii and poor Seddie...I think I am too.  I hate creepy crawlies and did I mention that I scream at the top of my lungs? LOL!  Funny question!
786071
I think the insect you are describing is what is known as the house centipede. They are incredibly fast little buggers, and can give you a good startle if you run into one unexpectedly. They are common in many types of houses and feed on smaller insects, sometimes even bed bugs, carpet beetles, clothes moths and young cockroaches, so they are typically more beneficial than detrimental....\nhere is a photo:\nhttp://bugguide.net/node/view/5590\n\nhttp://bugguide.net/node/view/74226
973317
butterfly. i dont know why but i would scream if i see one
103661
SMACK HER IN THE MOUTH!!!  HOW CAN YOU TAKE ALL THE MOUTH NOISES!  Do it for all of us. :)
562482
You get them from GIRLS.  They're icky things that crawl all over you!  The only thing you can do for them is shriek and brush them off vigorously.
1081464
hey... i have the same problem, with the same lady, at the same job lol\n\nIt's harder than you guys think to tell her to piss off... She makes this groaning noise when she gets up, like it hurts her\n\nSeriously though, I would hate to have to stand up with all her weight on me but she needs to deal with it because we all got our stuff to overcome in life
1082101
If you didn't want anyone to know, you just told everybody!  Sounds like you are needing attention.  This girl is giving you plenty of it!  Take it as a compliment.  I had several girls like that at my school.  Some would make fun of me, then start doing the same things...others would just stare at me...and do the same things....She looks up to you!  Give her a chance!
1088972
Probably the weather, when it gets too cold or too hot they come on in and join the group- pesty little things. I would call someone to come spray around the outside of your house, if there are a lot.
944485
Since women have ruined your week, how about you have a laugh at them:\n\nWanna hear a joke?\nWomen's rights.\n\nWhy do women have small feet?\nSo they can stand closer to the sink.\n\nWhy did the women cross the road?\nWho cares, why's she out of the kitchen.\n\nWhat do you do when the dishwasher is broken?\nYou slap her.\n\nSorry if this makes you feel worse, but it'll get better for sure. Maybe it's their time of the month. I don't suggest you act angered around them since that'll make it worse i'm only telling jokes so you only need to laugh.
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don't say anything and leave room quickly but with coolness and let them discover the fowl smell for themselves after you’ve left. if it so happens that you "let loose your inner bubble" and you cannot leave the room, laugh along with every one else, try not to point any fingers at a person who is suspected of the noise. If  you let loose a tremendous noise that cannot be discerned from who’s backside it cam forth, say that you must leave the room because you...well make something convincing up and try not to make you voice crack under the strain of controlling your face, stifling a laugh, or collapsing under the weight of embarrassment. hope that helps you in you smelliest moments.
548159
yea man.  i can help you out.  pretend you dont care.  if you want a girl just pretend you dont like her, and she'll come crawling back.  never failed.  girls dont you dare get pissed at me either.  you know its true!