whats black and sits at the top of the stairs????? bet u will never get  this one.............................
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That's pretty tasteless.
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Call 411 who knows they might have it..\nOh if not ask for a Rose Odonnel\nShe'll be freak that she is not rosie odonnel for the 15th million time
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I believe that would be my driveway.\n\nOr it could be wedding aisle.  I'm not sure.\n\nPerhaps it's the road to your black heart you soulless evil hateful person.  \n\nWHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY PHONE CALLS?  DID I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?  WAS I JUST ANOTHER NOTCH ON YOUR BEDPOST?
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How did you acquire this object.  I think it is quite amusing, so go for it, at least its being of use and a bit of fun.  You won't get sent to the Tower don't worry!!
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take the quarter-tomorrow never gets here-lol-i wonder how many you get with this one-keep the peace old hippie here
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a scorpion..especially since I've seen one in my kitchen sink. I used the detachable hose to push it down the drain. I was a nervous wreck. My husband has found two in our shower before I found that one. I just don't like them at all!!
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if you fall down the stairs again maybe it will come to you.
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black hair hummmmmmmmmm the deepest the color the better!!!
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its the cupboard u have in ur kitchen
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I have never heard that one!!!
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that thing looks nekked!!!
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awwww man i can't even answer this that pic is disgusting....lmao
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Most likely your ghost lady was buried under the house.  You should dig it up under there.
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Love the 13th Floor Elevators!!! Yeaaaaaaa!!!!! This is what people need to be listening to. Stop the R&B hip hop rap crap Pleeeeeeeese. I mean have you heard that Kelis song Bossy. Well I have by error. I nearly threw up. The instrument is a ........well you know it.....that thing.
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my best friend lived in this house where the grandmother of the previous tenants died.  one day her mom was doing the laundry (it was across the backyard in a seperate laundry room) she realised she had forgotten something in the house and went to go fetch it. when she came back 3 minutes later the entire Speed Queen washing machine - that had taken 5 grown men to move it in - had been moved into the entrance of the laundry room down 4 stairs!!!!\ni was there that day and saw it with my own 2 eyes!\nanother one was when my friends gran died they got the phonecall at 3 in the morning. the next morning they realised all the family photographs that had her gran in had disappeared.  after hours of searching they found all the photos face down in my friends dads drawer and all the glass in the frames had been shattered!!!!\n\nfreaky
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Its a fairytale??????? You mean I don't get my toy ???? Wahhhhhhhh !!!!
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I really wish I had my ultimate guide with me so I could flip through and get the name of the character that you're quoting that apparently NOBODY got (losers).\nbut i can't so here's my smartalec answer\nIf it's on carpet, you should smear it in real good and then leave it for a female to come and do her job and clean it.  And dammit woman where's my dinner?