If my blunderbuss was bolstered into belching  a lion tamer. who's to blame, myself or  the doppelganger?
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We call our Great White Moose Swamp Donkey's! It's the Doppelgangers fault, if it had been calibrated properly none of this would have happened! Nice insight though regardless of the Arctic air mass effecting the radiation spread pattern of the combustible wooden leg of the lion.
1135747
So, if I am following the question correctly, you were drunk and naked in the woods, slipped fell, heard laughter, said, "Who's there?" to which a voice said, "Just us trees having a good laugh." and so you're wondering, "was it the trees just having a good laugh or was someone having me on and pretending to be trees?" in which case it was probably some other fey having you on, because who other than fey would pretend to be trees?
874326
Yes, exactly, if they're from friends. Do you know the infamous Jimbo? I've unearthed some of his play accounts in the past ~ I love the creativity!\n\nOhhh I always misunderstand things....gosh! Well, I'll let this answer stand ;)\n\nBut no, I wouldn't answer impersonator questions if I knew!(I just deleted an answer), and.....well I have play accounts too ;)
1039653
No you got it all wrong! I was a knight in king Aurthur's court, charging valiantly into the face of the dragon to save you the beautiful princess! Just as I drew my spear to slay the dragon, He turned and fried my carcass to a crisp, and ate you for lunch! Because of my failure you had to come back a horse crap shoveler.  Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
1013183
who gives a rat's rear end? I am too sexy for this question anyway.
976671
I reckon that any self-respecting monkey or gibbon would be most insulted by your question!
139346
He is like a sleeping LION.\nIf a lion is sleeping yet He is a Lion\nAnyone can toilet against him
688254
I think you have them mixed up with some chipmunks from the Warner Bros. cartoons. I do not know their names though.
1023573
Wow at first I thought this question was stupid...then I got to thinking... What if it's an alien...or a clone... or another adam? I don't know... crap I hope this never happens to me. Know you've got me worried. I wonder what that would look like...
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Jimmy: If I was an evil, genetically-mutated monkey, bent on the total destruction of the world--and who wanted to eat you--, would you still like me?\n\nJeff: Of course...\n\nJimmy: Good, I'm glad that you wouldn't let things like that come between us.
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i think i'm the spitting image of stewie. we look exactly alike, right down to the football shaped head... oh, ummm. whoops, that came out wrong... oh, hahaha. thats funny again... umm, well, i'll just do out the back door now... jesus christ somebody stop me, the virgin mary is coming on my toasted cheese sandwich
1179819
God will not save me, as the incident itself proved that the God does not exist. Moreover, if I am supposed to become the food of the lion, why I shall be saved. After all we are living on each other. Some times the lions become the food of the man.
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Yes, i was stuck there last week, it happened whilst i was sitting on the bus and once i entered Bizarro world, i couldnt tell up from down. The first thing i noticed was a purple chair sitting on a monkey whist the banana hung the phone. I think the banana was angry at the horse who was not a goat and it wished to tell the cd case that it longer wanted a relationship. Now you tell me if this is what your Bizarro world is like?
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the lion would probaly kill 7 or 8 midgets, but i thank the midgets would win.\nthay would all have to atack at one time, but i thank thay could do it.
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Maybe it was Sam Bowie\n\nlmaooo...I crack Myself up....
1115177
My BOSS!  The jerk who got mad at me this morning because I went to the restroom and wasn't there to pick up his phone call, the jerk who yelled at me for not sending him the e-mail he requested (and then I found the e-mail on his inbox unread half hour later) and finally...the guy that just asked me if we got a fax from his doctor when I had given it to him (in hands) less than 20 minutes ago.\nIf I could...I would hack into his eharmony.com account and change his profile from "charming gentleman" to "old pervert"!
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I would be like Dr. Jean Gray (not the Phoniex) moving things w/ my mind and reading people's minds... Wolverine would be my weakness and I would try really hard to keep peace and not have a Nemesis but Storm would really annoy the hell out of me