Here's the punchline "sometimes the matador loses."?
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A guy visits Spain and decides to watch the bull fighting. After the Matador wins the guy is hungry and goes to a nearby restaurant. He sees the special "Huevos del Toro". The guy tells the waiter “I'll have the special“. When he gets his food he sees a large portion of food and after taking a small sample he decides that it tastes good and eats with gusto.\n\nAfter eating he tells the waiter that the food was good but he did not know what he ate. The waiter tells the guy that he had the huevos del toro. The guy says that he still did not know what that meant. The waiter asks the guy if he had seen the bull fights yet? The guy answers that he had and he enjoyed it very much. The waiter tells the guy that the huevos del toro is actually the testicles of the losing bull and they are considered a delicacy in Spain. The guy was in shock but admitted that the food was good and left the restaurant. \n\nThe next day the guy is out doing the tourist thing and when he nears the same restaurant he decides that he is hungry and goes inside to eat. He orders the special "Huevos del Toro". When he gets his plate he notices that the portion is very small. He calls for the waiter and complains that he did not get the right plate because the food portion was so small and yesterday the huevos del toro were much bigger.\n\nThe waiter says "Senior, sometimes the Matador loses”...........
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awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. \n\nHe then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. \n\nWhen he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. \n\nHe gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. \n\n"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde. \n\nShe replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
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You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
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The Last Laugh\n\nThere was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.\n\nThe warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:\n\n1. To be shot. \n\n2. To be hung. \n\n3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. \n\nSo the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head."  Bang! (he was dead instantly). \n\nThen the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) \n\nThen the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." \n\nThey gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing. \n\nThe guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. \n\nThen the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. \n\nNow he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. \n\nFinally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" \n\nThe Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
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Ditto!  That happened to me yesterday on a question from some moron saying "should Hitler have won"?\nSame applies people!  10 points if you can unearth my answer!
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*** when they go wrong?  meaning?  like turn to a life of crime?  give us more.  i wanna understand!!!\n\n\n\nha ha...cesquaq down below makes me laugh
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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Big Baboon?\n\nThat's clever, but I think it needs some more, or different setup to make the punchline more effective.\n\nMaybe the man is blind, and was stranded in a jungle for years.
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I laughed out loud when I read this one. Thanks!! I've had\na really crappy day. And, sure, why not. Look at the one\nwe've got!
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When they make a stupid joke look at them and say: "Well, I guess they can't all be winners." They probably won't even know what you mean.
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*quoting a comedian* \nLOOK! THEY'RE MAKING A LEFT TURN! LOOK THERE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN! OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT LEFT TURN!? \n\nhaha..no.
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LOL....this one always made me laugh...some people just don't understand why!
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One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'\n\nAs Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its @??.\n\nJohnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'\n\nThe next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's @??.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word '@??' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, 'Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed 'em.' (1st ref.)\n\nThe actual joke you're asking about doesn't exist: "The punchline to an infamous joke; the actual joke, however, is unknown and, therefore, only the punchline is used. It's enough." See second reference.
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I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
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El Matador\n\nOscar is not a hungry! He says he is but he is out on Leno and crap like that. He is going to be knocked out!\n\nNot a fan of either guy!\n\nI watched them both fight a lot though!
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Thankyou!I just read the joke.The Three Men from one of your other questions.I literally almost fell out of my chair it was hilarious.