ways to escape from a police cell...?
966433
Click your heels three times and grab Toto......
267968
Drive/walk to a police station or a fire department.
470962
either smash your cell or get protection if they dont have that just blosk em its pretty easy.\nDO NOT PANIC!
480486
Fleeing a police officer.... Criminal damage to property... Assult,...thats all I can remember at the time..\n\nWhy what did you do?
405856
Call the police.  You may not want to tell them its you.  Pretend you are calling to try to get someone thrown in jail.  Or have someone call on your behalf.  They can tell you if there is a warrant.
1032436
get in to trouble\ngo to juvy or jail\nand get out
924359
grab your daughter and run don't walk to the nearest police station. not tomorrow not one hour from now get your a"" up and go now...explain what is going on
1005257
Your local police department love helping out in cases like this. They can scare him in to stopping. they will do a fake arrest and show him how he will be treated as a law breaker. give them a try.
910947
I don't know how to get out....
762781
ask police.They knew the best methods
981745
call the police and get a protection order
785686
watch the shawshank redemption.\nlotsa neeto little tricks, but tunneling through the sewers seems kinda nasty.\nor find someone like wentworth miller (prison break), he'll getcha out! but if he can't you can still have some fun with him ;)
77669
It would be best NOT to sneak out. If you have a cell phone, tell your parents you are going to a friends house for a while. IF they need you you can answer the phone and they won't be any the wiser that you are not where you said you would be, but they will know you aren't home and IF there is an emergency, you won't get busted. If you do not have a cell phone, it would be a little harder but tell them you are going to go to a friend's for a girl's night at the movies. Leave a number with them so they can reach you and make sure you tell them the friend has a brother who may answer the phone. Works for my former sister-in-law everytime.
636952
go to a police station they would know
739204
Contact the police, explain your situation, and ask for advice.
893325
Well if you emailed the police then you somehow have internet.Use google Earth to locate YOURSELFand then once you find YOURSELF you can then pluck yourself for writing such jibberish
1095759
Commit a misdemeanor and get the hell out of the military.\n\n-J.