What is Satan incapable of?
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Selling his soul for beer money.
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Satan does one thing and one thing only--he whispers.  He whispers into the hearts and minds of every individual and tells us to do bad, mischevioius, awful, evil, and ugly things.  He never actually does anything evil, he just suggests it.  It's human beings who do the bad/evil things, per his prompting of course.  Still, we are ultimately responsible for whatever action we take, we allow the devil's whisperings to overcome us and we act upon his evil suggestions, so we're the one's to blame.
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That my friend, is impossible.\n\nThere is NO hell.  yet.\n\nThere is NO heaven.   yet.\n\n\n\n\nGo figure.
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Sure! unless God is forcing Satan to be bad, the repentance of Satan is possible.
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Satan is very subtle.  He doesn't even want people to believe he exists.  Anything that causes people to doubt God and Jesus' divinity certainly helps Satan.  The world is a spiritual battleground, and most people aren't even aware of it.
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Yes,\nthere is something Satan, which causes destruction, Which always try to put human beings on a wrong path.\nits is not visible, its always with you, but if you do good things than it gets away from you
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If Satan is not attacking you, it means he doesn't think you're a threat. Satan wouldn't be persecuting you if he didn't know that you are a man of God and determined to live for Him. \n\nYou could look at Job, an amazing man of God, who God had such faith in that He allowed Satan to bring unspeakable torments upon him.  The Bible says God will never give us more than we can handle. =)
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Jesus is saying that only God can save a person, that it is possible. Man cannot save man, therefore it is impossible.
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What man can't do, God can. He can do anything, He is God.\n\nMan, can't get into Heaven by himself. Because we are not clean enough. But God can make us clean enough.
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I was always told that God allows evil because He is all about free will and doesn't want to impose himself on us. God allows us to see Him if we chose to see him and he will leave us alone if we don't. As for the evil thing, i beleive that evil comes from your inability to resist temptation. Satan doesn't make you do anything, he just suggests it.  You do the rest.
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Pride blinds you from knowing the truth and living it. A lesson for all of us, I think.\n\nRepentance is not possible for Satan. Jesus did not die for the sins of fallen angels, so Satan and his cohorts do not have a way out. We do. Thank God!
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God is not good, Satan is the best!
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Your question should be:  Why does God ALLOW Satan to torture us?  What sick joy does God get from this?  \n\nSome may say I am blaspheming God.  He has not struck me with a lightning bolt yet...so I guess I am safe from His wrath.  \n\nSatan is just God's servant.  In any court of law, God would be more culpable than Satan.\n\nThey say the cleverest thing Satan has done is convince the world he does not exist.  Well, we could also say the trickiest thing God does is convince us Satan DOES exist.\n\nFor more on the "Problem of Evil" see my extensive response to that question too.
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In the book of Job, Satan is pretty chummy with God and makes wagers with him like two blokes at a country club.\n\nAccording to Paradise Lost, Satan rebelled against God because he would not serve Him. ("Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.")\n\nIsn't God everything? If God is everything, isn't Satan just an aspect of God?
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You are assuming that God is limited to what we think of Him.  That is wrong.  God could not do anything that will limit his abilities, including what you ask.\n\nRead this for further clarification:\n\nGod and Omnipotence\nThe paradox of the stone, as presented by Wade Savage:\n1. Either God can create a stone that God cannot lift, or God cannot create a stone that God cannot lift – there are no other possibilities. \n2. If God can create a stone that God cannot lift, then there is at least one thing that God cannot do (i.e., lift that stone). \n3. If God cannot create a stone that God cannot lift, then there is at least one thing that God cannot do (i.e., create that stone). \n4. From the combination of 1, 2 and 3, it follows that there is at least one thing that God cannot do. \n5. If God is omnipotent, then God can do anything. \n6. Therefore, God is not omnipotent. \n\nWhat this argument apparently shows is that omnipotence is impossible (or, that the notion of omnipotence is incoherent). Thus, God cannot be omnipotent (as nothing can be).\n\nSuggested solutions to the paradox St. Thomas Aquinas (1225-1274):\nAquinas defines as “absolutely impossible” any thing where the “predicate is altogether incompatible with the subject” (his example: “man is an ***” (in the non-metaphorical sense)). With this in mind:\nWhatever implies contradiction does not come within the scope of divine omnipotence, because it cannot have the aspect of possibility. Hence it is more appropriate to say that such things cannot be done, than that God cannot do them.\n\nThat is, to be omnipotent involves being able to do all things that are possible. For example, it is not considered a limit to my powers that I cannot draw a square circle. That’s impossible, so it’s no failing that I can’t do it – it cannot be done.\n\nBUT: surely I can make a thing that is too heavy for me to lift, so that task is not impossible, so if God can’t do it, that really is a limit to his power.\n\nGeorge Mavrodes (1926-):\nMavrodes responds that although “a stone too heavy for Simon Cushing to lift” is not a contradictory notion, “a stone too heavy for an omnipotent being to lift” is a contradictory notion.\nMavrodes’s argument in full:\n1. Either God is omnipotent or he is not. \n2. If God is not omnipotent, then the fact that he cannot do something (either make or lift the stone) is unsurprising. \n3. If God is omnipotent, then, by definition, there necessarily cannot be a stone that is too heavy for him to lift (otherwise he would not be omnipotent). \n4. If there necessarily cannot be such a stone, then it is an impossibility. \n5. By Aquinas’s reasoning, even an omnipotent being cannot perform impossibilities. \n6. Therefore, by definition, inability to create a stone too heavy for one to lift is no barrier to being omnipotent. (In fact, only non-omnipotent beings can create objects too heavy for themselves to lift.) \n\nBUT: both Aquinas and Mavrodes assume that God cannot do impossible things. Is this right? Descartes, for one, thought not. Descartes believed God could make 2+2=5. Why? Because otherwise you are suggesting that God is bound by the laws of logic. But if God created the laws of logic, why should he be bound by them? Couldn’t he have made them differently?\n\nHarry Frankfurt:\nHowever, if we assume that God can do impossible things, then God can create a stone too heavy for him to lift (which is supposedly impossible). Furthermore, if he can do that, then he can go one stage further and lift that stone (also impossible – but what’s the difference between doing one impossible thing and doing two?) \nBUT: doesn’t that mean that the stone he created was not a stone too heavy for him to lift, and that we’re back to the situation of him being unable to create such a stone? Not according to Frankfurt:\nIf an omnipotent being can do what is logically impossible, then he can not only create situations which he canno
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Satan is a fallen spiritual being whose condition is immaterial to tangible matter, e.g. catastrophic flood waters.  He is pretty much invincible until his time is up and Christ Jesus returns; and in the final battle Satan is vanquished, chained and imprisoned (supernaturally) for 1,000 years, during the Millennial Kingdom of Christ.\n\nPeople's notion that Satan is already in Hell is entirely inaccurate.  He is enthroned along with very powerful fallen seraphim in the Lower Heaven, which is also called the Outer Circle.  They occupy thrones meant for God’s Chosen, but they will be dethroned when the Great Heavenly Battle ensues.  This is when the Archangel Michael and the other Divine Angels will cast Satan out of heaven and onto the Earth at the end of this Earth Age.  People have utterly no idea of the magnitude of this event.  Think of all the evil that has ever besieged our Earth.  Well, it is child's play compared to the Great Malevolent Forces that are about to be unleashed upon the Earth for the very first time.
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Are you sure about that?  I can't seem to find anything to back that up from a search. Here's what I found @ http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_sat4.htm however.\n\n"The Pope discussed Satan during one of his Wednesday meetings with the faithful on 1999-AUG-18. He explained how Satan was absolutely vanquished by Christ. However, Satan is still present today attempting to seduce individuals into committing wrongful acts."