help on chemistry puns?
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extinct - argon (are gone)\nWhat do you do with flowers? - Platinum (Plant 'em, it's a stretch)\nOpposite of hot - Gold (cold)\nDescription of beautiful mountains - they arsenic (are scenic)
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This is from the movie Rat Race. And this is actually a conversation\n"My name is Enrico Palerini, now i know what you are thinking Enrico is a girl's name."\n"No that wasn't what i was thinking."\n"No pun intented."\n"What kind of pun is that?"\nFunny movie got to see it
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Huge order. Let's see how far it can be served.\n\n1. Monoatomic negative ions: take the element name (sometimes shortened) and add "-ide" (as in hydride, nitride, oxide, sulphide, phosphide, chloride...)\nPositive ions: element-name, charge (if several charges are possible), ion (sodium ion, iron II ion...)\n\n2. Polyatomic ions:\nComplexes with various ligands list the ligands and the central ion/atom.\nOxygen as ligands has its own nomenclature, depending on oxidation state. E.g. Sulphate, sulphite, perchlorate, chlorate, chlorite, hypochlorite...\n\n3. Binary molecular compounds: Halogen, oxygen and sulphur compounds usually have the correspondent "-ide" as if you had ionic compounds. Usually the more electropositive element is used as center.\n\n4. Acids: Oxygen acids have a similar nomenclature to oxygen ions.
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1. hmm chemical formula?\n2. nucleotides\n3. uh glycerine.. i think\n6. not sure, sorry\n8. viscosity? maybe\n12. another one i dont know\n\nadd more info and put how long the words are for each clue
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Just remember SOH-CAH-TOA\nSine-opposite over hypotenuse\nCosine-adjacent over hypotenuse\nTangent-opposite over adjacent
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CO-sp\nCO2-sp2\nCN-sp
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NH3OH\nPbO\nKBr\nPCl4\nAl(NO3)3\nBa3(PO4)2\nSpelling error?? C4H10 ??? (not sure here)\nSn(OH)4\nNH4NO3\nLi3P
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It chemistry my dear............chemistry
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More puns, more puns....good show mate, good show.
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alternate passionate  nativity marinate obstinate fortunate unfortunate vaccinate  resonate abomination combination incriminate procrastinate eliminate ornate donate unattractive nation termnate inseminate  opinionated coordinate signature\n\nwhew...... my brain hurts....... hope you get an "A" and  this was tough for 2 points!
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how about:\nH.I.T.E.S\n?
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sour pickrels\nbutt monkeys\ncryptic altar\ncyber dweebs\ngoofy's cousin\nroach clip\ndingle doodies\nwinkleshteefersh\ncrackwhankers\nchocky's choco numb numb bits!\nthe beloved teddy bears\nempty pipes\nlazy days\nblank expression\nA Hemi?\nweasle nuts\n...............need more i can come up with'em all day!
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not just in math but also in chemistry\n\nChem: 2OH\n\nMath: 2x
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My Chemistry teacher taught me a great story which helped me learn the elements, which groups they were in, which periods, how many electrons they had etc and resulted in me going from a grade F to B. Every kid should learn this.\n\nHorrible Heary Little Begger Boys Catch Newts On Friday Near Naples, Magnificent Albert Sits Planning Some Clever Arrangement Keeping Calm.\n\nOk, looks crazy until you break it down;\n\nH He Li Be B C N O F Ne Na, Mg Al Si P S CL Ar K Ca\n\nThen put it into the table\n\nH\n                   He\nLi Be  B C  N O F  Ne\nNa Mg Al Si P S Cl Ar \nK  Ca\n\nYou will need to line them up because Yahoo has left align, but the trick is the story. Hope this helps
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Here's a way to turn a common household chemical reaction into some fun.\n\nhttp://www.torgo.org/bpsubs/
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Lab: acid and base\nHome: putting ammonia(found in bee sticks) on a bee bite to neutralize the formic acid\nCooking:usng an acid in baking with baking soda
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Just think of some words and see if you can spell them from the symbols of the elements.  \n\nchocolate = C H O Co La Te