What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
967231
A man, his wife, and their twelve children are waiting at a bus stop.  When the bus pulls up a blind man comes along.  Their are only thirteen available seats on the bus, so the wife and children get on the bus while the man and the blind man walk to their destination.  As they are walking the blind man's cane's "clicks" when it hits the ground are annoying the man.  Finally the man says "Why don't you put some rubber on the end of that thing, it is annoying the hell out of me!"  That's when the blind man says "Well if you would have put some rubber on the end of your thing, we wouldn't be walking in the first place.  So shut the hell up!"
464772
You're super duper crazy!!!!!That is the funniest story I've ever heard!hahahahahahahahah.
896775
Oh HA HA!! Very funny.\n\nxxB
699568
LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
626088
"Laughing my ass off"
579403
Really funny \nI laughed out loud
346551
that was great!!!  i haven't heard anything that funny in awhile.  it gave me a laugh.  thanks i needed one.  anyway, ya it was funny, i enjoyed it.  lol!!!
857160
That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
934271
LMAO... that's really funny... it made me laugh... LoLoLoL
1006825
Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
373200
hahahahhahhhhhaahhah by far the funniest ive heard all day! thanks!
90147
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
1069335
There is some thing so wrong with you dude, but that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. Never mind the points thanks for a hell of a good laugh.
386699
That was funny as hell. LOL!\n :)
426981
LMFAO! Ha ha ha, thats the funniest think I've heard all day. That reminds me of this 'Poopy Poem' I read once. Ha ha ha. I am so totally The Scamp! Ha ha ha!
697589
lol thats freggin hilarious!!!!!!!!!! lol i freggin loved it the best one ive ever heard!!!!!lol
243865
ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!