finish this sentence and make it into a joke.?
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He leans over to the big woman\nnext to him and says,\n"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"The big woman replies,\n"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.\nSure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.\nThe blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;\nshe's an ex-pro wrestler.\nNext to her is a blonde\nwho's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,\nand she's a kick boxer professional.\nNow, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second\nthen says;\n"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
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laugh my @$$ off! (lmao)
1107608
sound like a funny joke 2 me
197160
try to make them laugh
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A coffin.  Umm, is this the Jokes and Riddles section, or do you not know how to select a category yet?
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hahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nVERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!
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You can't be serious.  Ask some adults that you know.  These ppl won't be any help.  Their going to make jokes.
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Insert *something funny*
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What? USE COMPLETE SENTENCES!!
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You asked to hear something funny, so I thought I might tell this joke about a broken pencil.  But then I thought, nah that joke is just so pointless.\n\n\nHa Ha Ha
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trick question huh?  give details
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I hope this is a joke!
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Go to jokes and riddles for a while. This is getting to you.
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good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
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A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
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I hope this is a joke.
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JOKING \nSend A melon And a cucumber And sorry for the Damien note