Awesome comebacks (read on)...?
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=just smile, and tilt your head and say takes one to know one or only you would come up with something like that and shake your head.
1035400
Later. \n\n\n\n\n\n--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes
872083
Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
639606
hey, i just won my election last week. DOn't make a funny opener. Make a funny speech. But be serious. I rapped at the end, it worked great. Also pick fun at your teahcers. Kids hear alot of speeches, but but being serious, then rapping, or singining, or telling a joke you will be remembered. Trust me, it works.
1010405
Personally i think they get a high from the insults, it increase their ego position relative to others like "I'm better" "i win" and it entertains them.So concentrate on ways of making the event uneventful or unfun for the players without falling in the trap to get involved in the game.Walk away!!
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Train yourself to be ready to be good with comebacks and do it confidently.  It's hard to do but well worth the effort.\n\nIf you don't like the job, find another job and give this jerk the snubbing of his life!  That will REALLY put him in his place!
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"
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Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
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LOL. laugh out loud.\nLMAO laughing my assss off.\nLMFAO. laughing my fu... asss off.\nOMG oh my god.\nand theirs heaps more.
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Hi McKenna, \n\nHere are some come backs and tactics that will leave them standing with mouths hanging open. \n\nA good tactic is to throw a complete reversal, change the subject, insult them and leave them stunned and you win. \n\nI am assuming these are girls you are dealing with, but some will work either way. \n\nFollowing are switch tactics: \n\nWhen you get the yo mama thing, just ignore what they said, and look them over very carefully, and say:\n\n"That's a nice outfit, too bad they didn't have your size".\n\nIf the person doing the insulting is shorter than you, use this one:\n\n"Excuse me, are you standing in a hole"?\n\nIf the person is bigger, try this. \n\nJust stare at their feet, shake your head and say:\n\n"With feet that big . . . .Mike Tyson couldn't knock you down". or \n\n" Hey, I like your Goodwill Slides" (Referring to shoes).\n\nIf you ever feel threatened with physical contact, email me, and I will share with you some self defense moves that will make you undefeatable. You only have to use it one time, and then no one will mess with you ever again. \n\nIf I were there, I would offer my services in being your protector. \n\nGo get em tiger, and have a nice day, and enjoy your life. \n  \nDarryl S.
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Can some one bring me my chapstick? My lips are real bad, GOSH!!\n                  -Napolian Dynomite
997941
Get back up. I'd probably be laughing at me too! :) have a nice day! :)
354838
Hilarious....what are you trying to say?
950345
Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
1036785
Any kind of parody to a video. Mad tv had a skit mocking james blunts video....you're beautiful.  check it out for ideas
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Make like a goalie and drop it\nmake like a politician and lie\nmake like the wind and blow\nmake like a fire and go out\nmake like a really serious answer on Yahoo answers and be ignored\n\nOK these are crap but what do you expect from me? witty remarks?
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what or sould i say LOL?