can some one poo in a jar and let it hatch?
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nothing will hatch from my s hi t \n\n\n\nif you have some kinda worm and poo in a jar you might see something i dont know
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He had some of the weed from half baked and floated up there.  Not eggsactly the answer you were looking for, but an eggstraordinary answer all the same.  Are you coming out of your shell?  You look eggstremely lonely, this would be an eggselent time to eggstract yourself.  I could go on, but I have a headache.  I need an Eggscedrin.
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Is this a trick question or true?  I guess if you're desparate enough you'll eat anything!  Guano could be a delicacy in some cultures.  Eggs and honey are certainly good.  But do they truly come from the same place excrement come from or via the same canal?  I give up on the turd one.  OOppsy poopsy.
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hard boil your egg.  :)
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Bowel?  Who would wanna win that.  Kinda smelly, wouldn't it be?
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It is relaxing to sit and purge poo while enjoying the intoxicating effects of poo-release and a buzz! As mikey says....Try it, you'll like it!
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only if you layed an egg while on crack
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put on an adult diaper and continue on.
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I'd be like, "I change my mind about the pantyhose thing" and put him in a plastic container jar with little air holes on the lid. I'd rattle it a few times a day and throw bugs in there, my weird ex was afraid of cockroaches.
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you poo bubbles!................really quick i might add
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take yourself right on out of the gene pool.  if you need any suggestions on how to do that, just drop me an email and i'd be more than happy to offer some suggestions!\n\nfor the sake of humanity please do it quickly, i think you may have pooped in here...and it's starting to STINK!
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Yes.\nPut it ina dumpster.
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Sure. It's sterile when it leaves the body & get washed straight down the drain so why not?\n\nIt's also eco-friendly as long as you don't get in the shower just to have a pee, coz it saves you having to flush the toilet.
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Yes they can. \n\nIt is happening in my beach house all the time. The house is closed all winter, when I go there at the begining of summer, the toilets are dry and I find frogs (usually dead because they are locked in the bathroom) on the floor next to the toilet.
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yes you can, but you might change your mind when you suck a jellyfish into your suit through the water heater thing.  LOL!  Then, it may not pay enough! LOL!
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I would drink the toilet water.  I know it would be nasty, but surely you could flush it and get fresh water.  I would train the rat to go out and bring me food.....cheese, bread, whatever he was eating, lol.  I would name the rat Harvey.  I would fix him up a little rat home in my abandoned cell.  Heck, I would want a friend in there!  Just me and Harvey, drinking toilet water and eating cheese and peanuts.....
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It has the potential to be a chicken when it is fertilised (which most eggs aren't). It becomes a chicken when it hatches.