What do you think Abraham Lincoln would have said to you if you ate too many burritos and farted alot?
965328
Four score and twenty years ago our forefathers brought forth an awful lot of farts.
1115845
Lincoln put it best when he said, "Government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from this earth." Also the magnificent words of Thomas Jefferson. "All men are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights. That amongst these are Life., Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.  "  Hard to improve on the words of these two statesmen when speaking of America's values.
687511
Damn b, you said a mouthful you good? Just read your whole question and is seems that you have a personal vendetta with one of the yahoo! visitors and no doubt the way you were using that racist slur that he was Mexican. I'm not racist, but I agree that he should not should not have posted that on the site. Man I wish somebody would come and try to take my freedom especially from someone who is only brave enough to post his question on the Internet. I'm very proud of America I love it, and I admire and respect the way you defended your country. Good luck with that ass kicking you want to dish out.
153506
One that asked:\n\n"If you eat a steak, you'll poop a turd. Does that mean that if you eat a trud, you'll poop a steak?"
423189
You're a pain in the @ss!\n\nYou are so gutless!\n\nThat's constipated thinking!\n\nThe gall of that person!\n\nDigest this!\n\nThat's too much to swallow!\n\nI'm salivating over that one!\n\nChew on this for awhile!\n\nThat's something you can really sink your teeth into!\n\nThat took a real bite out of my wallet!\n\nHe's a gas!\n\nBest wishes!
1049732
HERE IS A VERY DEEP AND CREATIVE QUESTION in which I will have to search long and deep into my bowels.......<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<still searching<<<<<<<<<<<<<<give me a second>>>>>>whoa, wrong way there <<<<<<<<ok thats better.......<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<YES been there done that....I lost almost two pounds once......the crap was so long I had to stand up and kerplunk......ok no more graphic commentary.....I think I need to drop a load now........bye.........
613353
It was proabbaly the high fat foods you ate. your colon probably thought, jeez, enough of all this junk, I'm outta here.
87836
Watching television, duh.\n\nWhy would anyone name their dog Abraham Lincoln?
681439
I don't know. But, if I had been in the British government's position, and some guy threatened to starve himself, I would have said, "Go ahead, starve yourself".\nI know, it sounds cold, but think about that for a moment.
1035989
maybe he didnt eat enough
172882
good ol dang question ya got der hoss. almoss loss my dang ol thought train tryin ta git past dem munchy vittles you wuz talkin bout.  gettin regular just da fact you be in da outhouse befer no long cleanin out da ol pipes.  dont mean no dang ol harm nor foul.  \n\nya mussa asked dang ol bocephus thar fer dem ways to da eatin shack cuz eryon knows he da one fellar dat smarter n hell ta know dat. \n\nTo digress from my previous rambling, you are an idiot.
1120936
No; probably just sick to his stomach.  Geesh!  The stuff that people come up with on this board!
878788
To hammer home your point with humor and exaggeration:  "Mile high ice cream cones."  Concluding that you ate a very large portion of ice cream.,
701714
History is full of misinformation.  Did you know that Lincoln was an attorney for the railroad companies that cheated farmers out of their lands?  Did you know that he caused people to get arrested on mere suspicion of being sympathizers with the South?  Did you know that he also proposed that African Americans be sent back to Africa?  Did you know that he suspended Habeas Corpus during the Civil War?  That he called for the assassination of Jefferson Davis but Jefferson Davis had forbid his spies from harming Abe because he thought it was dishonorable (then he discovered that Abe had a plot to have HIM assassinated and he sent forth his own assassins)?  Did you know that his administration also had some pretty corrupt characters that swindled and embezzled a shitload of money from the Federal government during and after the Civil War?  Did you know that the level of corruption was so high that the V.P. Johnson was almost impeached as a result of the corruption from Lincoln's administration (and the corruption continued on to Grant's administration).\n\nLincoln's greatness is mostly due to his Emancipation Proclamation, abolishing slavery, the 13th Amendment; this was not done for any altruistic, unselfish reasoning, or benevolence or generosity  other than his hope that the slaves would rebel and help end the war by murdering plantation owners and burning fields.!\n\nInsofar as Brack Obama... I can't answer; I honestly don't know what makes him so "great," either.\n\nEDITED: Yet, we have a dimwit in office who can't read the teleprompter and has made the US the laughing stock of the world with his "Bushisms" (Malaprops, if you will), has been lying to the public from the very beginning, appoints incompetents to positions (Brown in FEMA, Rumsfeld whom he finally dumped, and others that left/were dismissed).  At least he sounds more intelligent and can SPEAK better than a circus clown, and may not be the puppet for the super rich and powerful!  Did you vote for him because his grand daddy was a sympathizer and banker for the Nazi?  See:\nhttp://www.rense.com/general42/bshnazi.htm\nhttp://iwilltryit.com/bushnazi1.htm \nhttp://www.tetrahedron.org/articles/new_world_order/bush_nazis.html\nhttp://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article3255.htm\n\nCareful... the Bushes (starting from Daddy, George H.W. Bush, himself) have long been friends and cronies with the Saudis... do your own research and confirm and verify!  Or take the time to watch Fahrenheit 9-11 and maybe that will give you some clues of what's going on.\n\nAnd in turning Iran, Syria, Venezula, Cuba, and North Korea would all be parking lots, you'll have the rest of the world against the USA; instead of other enemies spewing slogans, they'll be plotting together to destroy the USA and all of the interests around the globe, murdering, kidnappying and bombing American properties and isolating us... it ain't that easy, mister!  How about the millions in those countries that are in favor of the USA but must live in the tyranny that the USA helped to create?
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it would be as useless as the rest of their land and they know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nto pancho: What kind of argument is that : a damn good one sounds better than anything you've come up with
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Gen. George C. Marshall: I have here a very old letter, written to a Mrs. Bixby in Boston. "Dear Madam: I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, Abraham Lincoln."\n\nI don't remember weither he says it in the end or the beginning of the movie though.
215751
I took a huge pevopment on Saturday.  I think it was because I ate a bean burrito on Friday.  I also took two MASSIVE pevopments on Sunday.  I don't think either of them was moral, though.