should i get a new sweater, i heard some homeless people making fun of it?
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But... did the homeless people even have a sweater?\n\nAnd who cares what they think??\n\nWait... was it that orange-brown sweater with puke-green circles all over it?\n\nI suggest you throw that out like i've been suggesting for the past 390473209473029 years man.\n\nNo, that's NOT in style.\n\nOh... you're talking about the sweater you have on right now. \nHmm... i suggest you leave it on.\nIt suits you and your... antique-like appearance :P
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They dont get mad at me. Mabye they get such a lack of money and get self rightous and start judging the people that dont donate as cheap jerks even though they have no place doing it. If they get mad next time tell them to get a different x-mas job because they are giving the salvation army a bad name with their attitude.,
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In my experience, most people that go out of their way to make others miserable are doing it to make themselves feel superior in some way.  If they cut down your clothes, it makes them feel better about how they're dressed.  If they point out how miserable your life is, it makes them feel like theirs must not be so bad.  Not a way I want to go through my life.  Spread the joy!
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I think "cacy_marie" and "Den" are the only ones that took this question seriously.  \n\nIf you wanted me to notice you, don't pepper me with a million pointless questions.  But DO ask me thing's like "what's up" and "i saw you doing or at... yada yada yada."  Also, it doesn't hurt to wear something nice, don't do the indecent Janet Jackson things the others are telling you.\n\n(And an extra tip, personally I am REALLY attacted to the innocent and nice type.  Play that to your advantage on guys like me.)\n\nGood luck!
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Wardrobe Malfunction lol
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Very hard answer.New or used clothes? Is this a friend, neighbor, or great aunt Tilly? Would they be hurt? If they wouldn't be hurt just be honest (kind of); tell them that the clothes are great, but not the style that flatters your body type. If it is aunt Tilly who would be broken hearted then suck it up and wear SOMETHING that she gave you whenever she visits- at least around the house. If you must go out with Tilly in a hideous blouse then cover it up as much as possible with layers or a sweater.\n\nRemember; a good heart is more important than good fashion.
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You're God's gift and he made you different. I think you're unique and should do what you feel. If you're feeling hot in winter, carry a light sweater with you just in case anything changes. Have a good time and don't get shot. That's what I say to everyone.
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go to a thrift shop or someplace like that...they always have funky clothes...when I was in a band that's where we used to get all our clothes.
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i feel really bad for the ppl who cant afford clothes. when i grow up ima become a millionaire and ima make my own cloth manifacturing company and ill make clothes just as good as a/x for a very affordable price and everyone will be happy...\n\nanyways yea get him some cloth, if hes dressin ghetto get him a lot 29 sweatshirt, if hes a prep or a scater, get him a pac sun 50 dollar gift card or somethin. so yea get him some cloth, and i admire u because u dont give a dam about if a person can afford clothes or not.
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Yes.  Don't listen to people stuck up on fashion.  If it fits you, and you're confortable then fine.
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You're not a poser. The person who made that statement is a sad and insecure idiot. You should listen to whatever you want and be proud of yourself for being honest and having self-respect.
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I think that if you are in the company of people that are offended by you wearing pants and they are hurting spiritually because of it, then you should wear your culottes around them.\n\nI don't think you should stop wearing pants altogether.  So many things can be taken to the extreme.  Just practice deference.  If you cut out everything that someone could find something wrong with, you'd be left with nothing.  I mean, you couldn't go to the grocery store because they sell liquor there.  You know?
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i dont think u should be. who cares if people make fun of u? and if they dont like u for what u look like then screew them! and they cant just judge people like that. ppl can be so mean!
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I believe in direct donations. \nI think you should be willing to give the clothes off you back to anyone.\nWe are the most privilaged people in the world, no one should suffer for food or shelter in our society. The fact that people do is very sad and unecessary.\nI will only carry enough cash that if someone asks me I will be willing to give half away.\nI collect disability which is not a lot of money. I eat well and so do my kids, we are blessed. We want to share the wealth we have.\nI could care less if I wear gap or crap if I know I am consuming no more then my fair share.\n\n\nI am so self rightgeous, sorry, spank me.\n\nIn answer to you question, organizations, no, people yes.\nI give everyday, pretty much unless I stay home.\nMost of the homeless people in my little town know me by name.
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Dress up like a homeless person and beg for change.
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It doesn't mean you're gay.  But that doesn't mean it's a good selection of clothing either.  I suppose if you like it and you're secure with yourself, go for it.  What do you care what others think?
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For all of those who are commenting that these jokes are mean ... TAKE A JOKE ... hence the reason you are on this site b/c you are searching to answer jokes.  I weigh 300 pounds and I think these jokes are hilarious.\n\nShe's so fat ... that she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.\n\nShe's so fat ... when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.\n\nShe's so fat ... that her bellybutton doesn't have lint, but complete sweaters instead.