What insult really gets you riled up?
967602
When I Drive People Always Say I Drive TOO Slow...never got a ticket and never had an accident Igo the speed limit..kara
456369
Resentment.\n\nUgh!\n\nAnd I hate it because I know it doesn't do any good and I only hurt myself.  But I find myself feeling resentful of others who don't do their fair share or don't take things that are important to me seriously.\n\nThe worst is the resentment that says, "I'm not going to budge till you do."  It can only go downhill from there.\n\nI think the whole concept of "turning the other cheek" is not that we let others walk all over us, but that we're strong enough to say, "I'm not going to let your bad behavior bring me down to your level."  It's refusing to indulge in resentment and vengeance.
882050
The 'o' bit.  It just sticks in my head and goes round and round and round and it's driving me CRAZYYYY!\n\nHamster.  Hamster.
1087208
They irritate the crap out of you!
408208
"But you already knew that."\n\nI hate that one because only effing smug people use it, and generally whatever bit of minutia they're touting is wrong. Wrong! And they don't have enough balls to consider that.
361378
It depends on the relationship I have with the person.  If they are family, I just get nasty with them and don't pull any punches.  (and I can strip someone with my tongue very easily)  If they are an acquaintance, I just ignore them.  In my situation, this is the worst possible insult they can receive as most folks around me like being in my company.  I let the person see me looking great, laughing (could be about them or not) and generally having a great time.  I'm like you, I prefer not to swear, as it shows poor manners, so sometimes my revenge is more a mental discipline then a verbal one.
359975
Well yeah, they do annoy me, but I don't feel really bad. Usually, I either laugh at them or ignore them. \nSometimes, however, they give me SUCH a perfect excuse for either a) making fun of them or b) flame them. \nFree entertainment and easy points. What does one want more from a stupid question? :-P
827375
I had a question deleted that asked what people's favorite insults were.  Maybe I've lost all sense of appropriateness but it seemed innocent enough to me.  Maybe they got me cause I said a**.  Ewww.  There are a lot of babies out there.  Becoming offended these days is like an automatic win.  Oh, my god. Your offended?\nWell, we better hop to and fix everything so it is agreeble with you.  It's rubbish.  Lots of thin-skinned people out there. If you don't like the question go somewhere else. That's my take on it.
389792
I think the worst word is using Gods name in vain. I know some don't agree and I don't hold that against them. Its just MY opinion.
842417
to irritate people like you
371294
i called my mom a b*tch once.....ouch the slap hurt!
705541
I call people of various races much worse than colors...but only when they piss me off.  By the way, you're not white but a dago.
863688
Sorry, no.\nDoesn't even sound like an insult. Sounds like someone who's lost the plot.
80689
Only if asked in an abusive and offensive manner.
352069
If you want to hurt a guy verbally, I would say insult his family, insult his private, and insult his favorite music band. Basically speaking, diss on everything he likes
1077122
My biggest pet peeve is lack or respect.  I find it such a turn-off when a person violates your opinion, body, etc.
951643
it's questions like this that make me wish I could reach through my computer and slap the stupidity out of people!