When Jesus comes back, will he learn to speak English?
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Nah, he'll just have his followers CONVERT us all into Spanish-speaking people.
632163
No, unfortunately.  But someday Jesus will come back to earth to rule and reign in a perfect Christian Theocracy, and we will be so much happier for it.  Those who repent and are still here, that is, will enjoy it.
222335
Yep, everything that is happening in the entire globe SHOUTS that Jesus will come soon. But, as the Bible says, He will come when no one expects Him to come. So, be wise and keep an eye on it.
28706
YES! GEORGIAPEAC... WE ARE.    ALL OF THE PROPHECYS ARE POINTING TO THE FACE OF CHRIST IMMINENT RETURN.WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE EXACT TIME OR DATE OF JESUS RETURN,BUT GOD DOES EXPECT US TO BE READY FOR HIS RETURN.
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To follow the teachings of Jesus.
69031
The simple answer is that IF JESUS(suppose) visit me and I ask this question what will be HIS answer?
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Christ will return visibly, with a loud command.\n\nThere will be an unmistakable cry from an angel.\n\nThere will be a trumpet fanfare such as has never been heard.\n\nBelievers in Christ who are dead will rise from their graves.\n\nBelievers who are alive will be caught up in the clouds to meet Christ.\n\nRev. 16:14-16 (NKJV)  \n    For they are spirits of demons, performing signs, which go out to the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty. [15] "Behold, I am coming as a thief. Blessed is he who watches, and keeps his garments, lest he walk naked and they see his shame." [16] And they gathered them together to the place called in Hebrew, Armageddon. \n___________\n\nAs far as quitting everything to follow some guy that says he is the Christ...\n\nMatthew 24:23-27 (NKJV)  \n    Then if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or 'There!' do not believe it. [24] For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. [25] See, I have told you beforehand. [26] Therefore if they say to you, 'Look, He is in the desert!' do not go out; or 'Look, He is in the inner rooms!' do not believe it. [27] For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.
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Yes, I think that Jesus is coming back really soon, and that we should try really hard to get all of our friends and family in church and saved before its too late.
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Now who are those idiots saying that Jesus spoke English...When everybody knows that Jesus spoke SERBIAN :-))
207536
when jesus comes back he will first raise the dead from the graves.... then all will face judgement
1068199
I think he doesn't wish to speak broken English like you.  He's waiting until he's in school so he can learn to speak proper English.
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Is he coming back again ?
737416
Better take him seriously.  He probably plans to be the anti-christ.in his next incarnation.
809133
try to speak english, old bean
936682
Yes, most will hear the same Reading from the Old Testament and Gospels and all will participate in same the Liturgy of the Eucharist.  The sermons will be independent from each priest throughout the world but the Liturgy of the Eucharist will be united worldwide for all 1 billion Catholics.  \n\nWhat is most fantastic is that these Readings and Lessons will be heard in the multiple languages of the world.  Each in their native language.
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The next time Jesus comes, He will be coming from the sky in all His glory and power and every knee will bow and every tung confess the He is Lord. There will be no question when He comes.
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............time to speak ENGLISH???