Most drool you’ve put on one pillow, at one time?
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Half the pillow probably
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I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL
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whe I was a child I placed a Bible under my pillow. INcredibly it worked.
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This one time, in band camp, I sat down and launched the world's most perfect sea pickle.  It was aerodynamically awesome, created effortlessly.  I had it stuffed and mounted.  It's on the wall above me, smiling down on me as I tappy tap the keyboard.  Lordy.  \n\nRemembering that day... chokes me up... brings a tear of joy to my eye. Sigh.
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My fave!  It is when a woman wears something really tight and it defines the actual split of her labial lips.  HOT!
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Yes, in fact I did it one time while online for a ride in an amusement park. Even though the line was outside, I had let one go and within a few seconds people behind us were like "oooh, man....somebody smells like a**!". It was quite hilarious.
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OMG, I did that when I was little!  It was so gross because the grapes got all warm and I almost gagged!  I havent done it since...but I can put my whole fist in my mouth!
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Chuck E Cheese....I was Jasper T Jowls....lol
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my biggest peive is yarn-wet yarn to be exact. It makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it. See my grams used to make all her grandchildren sweaters at christmas time and we all had to wear them (yippie) and some of my cousins sucked or chewed on theirs and ever since it has bothered me horribly. That and teeth grinding...grrrrr
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dunk some cotton balls in milk... but them on your eyes and lay back for about an hour... it worked 4 me... (but just as a warning... it gets messsy!!)
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Yes. I was at the Illinois state fair. I remember getting a Mango flavored slushi thing and a corndog... Well... IDK why... But I had to go to the bathroom... I kept holding it in for the LONGEST time...OMG that is hell... and i DIDN'T have to PEE I HAD TO POO!!! So, I was riding this one ride called hanglider, and you had to lay on your tummy... and right when I layed down, The man was strapping me in and I farted RIGHT THERE!!! and then it bubbled...and the guy was like....ewww....you are gross...\n\n...ewww....
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Only once\n\nUnless I really smell:)
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I noticed that a load of clothes had been in the dryer for two cycles and was still wet.  I figured something must be clogged up.  So I went outside to check the dryer vent---sure enough it was plugged up with lint.  The dryer vent is about at eye level, so I walked up to it and began cleaning the big globs of lint out of it.  I finally yanked one big piece free and all the loose lint that had been building up in the pipes was suddenly blown out the dryer vent right into my face.\n\n When the last big block finally broke free I had this split second vision of a fog of lint headed towards my face.  I opened my mouth to say "Oh s h i t"---that's when I got the mouthful of lint.\n\nI spent the next 20 minutes getting lint out of my eyes, nose, mouth and ears. \n\nI never claimed to be overly bright.
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yes i have.  (bad thing is it was a toll call and both of us fell asleep for about an hour or so!)
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I drool all the time! Grosses hubby out because he sometimes lands in the wet spot (Lol)\nI think it has to do with when you're sort of half awake your saliva glands start to kick in and produce saliva.  Unfortunately you're still asleep and can't swallow it so it pools and ends up as drool.
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lol my hubby took his best friend with him to pick some out for me because he was too embarrassed to go by himself...I treasure the thought because I know how hard that was for him to do that.\n\nWhen he has gone on his own I got flannel PJ's with animal prints on them. LOL So I knew he had help with the sexy stuff.
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I have to ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO put lip balm(chap stick or blistex) on before I fall asleep.  I cannot go to sleep before I do this...I would die without this stuff :)