Aside from traffic cones, what else have you stolen whilst drunk?
967441
As a student steals used to be a huge game! One that I was proud of was a roll of police crime scene tape from outside the police station!! I put it up outside the halls I lived in & noone knew what was going on!
1016918
umm...lets see here...\n1. A root beer sucker that the bank gave to me...I hate root beer.\n2. A credit card that is maxed out.\n3. Eye lash curler.\n4. Tigger lip balm.\n5. A bunch of receipts that show why my credit card is maxed out.\n6. A Victoria Gift card with $9 and some change on it, but I can't buy anything in the store without going over, so I haven't used it for two years.\n7. My College Student ID from last year that expired, but I still get discount drinks at the bar, so I hang on to it.\n8. Small pictures of my friends and family.\n9. A letter from my exboyfriend wanting to get back together, which we won't but I can't bare to throw it away...it compliments me.\n10.  $2.16 in change.
1078308
Were you still drunk when the cops or the court told you where to go to take them?  :D
497856
yes i have. and i have a cul-de-sac so i drive in circles, haha
1083531
I've stolen a vending machine.
948814
just stole some, haha!! In your face, booyah
228923
Badly Dressed Dogs\nOrganic Condom Mazda Drugs \nJesus Chrysler Supercar \nBeverley Beer Bellies \nAlien Nymphos from Uranus...Ahahaha\nMe and My Right Hand \n\n\nthere's are so many hahaha here's just a few...
607615
What,... Have you been drinking,...
1079373
I walked to walmart and got my hubby a portable drill and asome cupcakes.oh yeah a belt too.Our car got stolen.
1085251
My most embarrassing moment happened one morning when i realised i had forgot to put the bin at the side of the road to be emptied the night before, so i ran out in my night dress thinking if i was quick no one would see me. But i was in to much of a hurry and i slipped and fell and the bin landed on top of me. Just at that the bin lorry turned the corner. I am even red faced telling you about this.
326930
I saw a boob throw an empty plastic water bottle out on the highway one time.  Luckily it went bouncing over my car and from there who knows where it went.  I'm not sure if there was a cigarette butt in it.
139227
Answer these questions. Some of my best replies are alcohol-induced!!
938932
My stereo system got stolen recently, too, and the window they broke costs a lot to replace. I wish i would have known so I could have left the doors unlocked for them and saved myself some $$$.
293484
Ah I got caught drinking, for homecoming, alot of us did other than that....
257501
Yes I have! There is an old book shelf in our living room and I was sleeping when I heard something fall off the shelf when I woke up something was staring at me and I got out of bed and it went to the book shelf and got in a book of shadows that I have.  I also have been attacked by a werewolf when me and one of my friends were driving on a dirt road in the woods. I have a picture of the car with huge claw marks running down the side of it and this car was picked up by some federal agent because he says it was a stolen car, but I bet the car wasn't stolen!
1106827
I stole my ex's baseball hat, put it on my head backwards and gave him a hummer on the back deck of the bar we were at...in the daylight with a volleyball game going on 20 feet away! Haven't touched Rumpleminze since!!!
462526
well one time i was dared to stuff a plastic easter egg in my butt for 20$.... i tried like hell but after 15 min and i couldnt get it in i got 15$ for my attempt...  yeah... i was drunk