Help! every time i laugh i poop a little bit in my pants what should i do and this isnt a problem, is it?
965847
Hence my name, this happened to me very often in high school.  A little diarrhea here a little there, you know, the usual.  Just wipe your abdomen after a big "eruption" so as to not get brown crust in your system, it could block your blood flow and give you a benign cyst! To save yourself from the embarassment just apply some sour cream to your abdomen every morning it should ward of all diarrhea.  If it makes you feel any better, once when i was younger, I was holding hands with my Boyfriend.  He went to buy some french fries and I waited outside.  I noticed I had diarrhea'd a in my snow white sweatpants, and I wiped it off.  He grabbed my hand again when he came back out and noticed the icky green liquid. He dumped me.  The end.  Good luck!
348115
Laugh hysterically.\n\nProps.
1051707
i am just like u. I feel like i don't do anything right. If some people think you are a goof, they will just have to live with it. Real good people do not care what is on the out but what is on the in. Take that into consideration when somebody tries to make fun of you.\n\n         You may not be a goof, you may just think you are and other people could think you are really cool.
694099
No, its funny!  I laugh every time!
285142
im like that also..whenever im with my friends we cant stop laughing and when i get home, my stomach hurts sooo much, but did u know that when u laugh for a long time, alot, it is healthy 4 u and makes you live longer!!!
1001937
i dont follow any rule while laughing out loud.
940876
the best thing to do is to stop letting people bother you. if you don't you'll spen most of your time upset. that's no fun is it?\n\nmy moto "Please don't give me a hard time. My stomach hurts me when I laugh too much." :)
951732
yah I have that same problem I feel like an @ss when it happens but its so funny you just can't help yourself but to laugh.
760924
There's nothing wrong with laughing at yourself! No one should take themselves too seriously   ;-)
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
845895
look at yourself in the mirror naked you should get a good laugh out of that lol
196148
Oh yes!! It happens to me all the time... and Good Lord! I try not to fall off my chair while guffawing so much! I've to purposely change the category to something serious so I could get a grip on myself!\n \nYou should've put in the link to that jellyfish bit, let us all relieve some stress. Here's mine:\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgnCgW6PsjP7NsScU6j53lDsy6IX?qid=1006032104367\n\nI know... best answer, too! Who knew?
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
849539
It isn't necessarily the joke that is told but the presentation. Try to relax and tell her an incident that happened to you that you ended up looking or feeling silly, where you can laugh at yourself. Actual events or familiar happenings are far more funnier then a rehearsed joke. Just watch comedians.
750718
you don't like eating in front of others ,,, it sounds like you may have a antisocial problem.\ntake paxil, now i fart in front of people and i laugh.
1025059
Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
123735
i assume u posted this for a laugh..problem is-its not funny.\n\n\ngo play somewhere else please