why did that woodchuck need all that wood? and if fuzzy had no hair why was he called fuzzy?
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The Woodchuck was actually a general contractor, specializing in the construction of upper end homes. And Fuzzy was just lame.
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I despise those who don't take your question seriously. I bit my thumb at them. Fie.\n\nThe answer depends on what you mean the woodchuck, a common name for groundhogs and woodpeckers. If you mean groundhogs, then the answer is unfortunately quite a small amount of wood. My guess is probably two logs an hour. Small logs.\n\nAccording to the prominent wikipedia.org: "The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narraganset), wuchak. This confusion led to the common tongue twister, 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'"
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What kind of clown would allow such sillyness? When was the last time you saw a home made out of trees? The leaves would die and rot away in weeks. I mean seriously, who would ask such a doltish question?
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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What if the wood chuck doesn't even like wood and in fact is allergic to it would that then hinder him chucking wood or would it help because he would have to chuck would at a faster rate to get it away from him.And what sort of wood is he chucking? Is it heavy wood or light wood?
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The woodchuck isn't chucking wood at all. As the tongue-twister goes, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a hypothetical question, something akin to "how high could a pig fly if a pig could fly?"
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Dont you know fur is DEAD?\n\nUp and Over!!
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as much wood a woodchuck WOULD chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood
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i saw the older one.  i like it.  :)  we call my brothers the boys in the movie.  i think it's funny when the kid with the comb says, "i lost the comb." :o)) he didn't even have any hair to comb!
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Aliens came down looking for our leader, once they did a little research they figured they would be better off with your hairbrush.\n\nOther possibilities:\nBecause you lost it?  Or is it stuck in your hair? \nPossibly taken by your dog and buried in the back yard.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...\n\nMy head hurts...
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Hey Jim, why don't you take a little of your beard hair and make a toupee out of it, who wants a bald Anti-christ? Spruce up a bit, what do you say?
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a woodchuck would suck no wood if a woodchuck could suck wood. he would telll you too suck it
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because he looks like a chipmunk
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As much wood As a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\nthis is the sensible answer.\ni have read the links provided for the same question answered by the\ngoogle researchers but it is very complex i could not understand it\ndid u understand it?\n\nAfter much research from internet which iam doing for the past 6 years.\ni have found a reasonable answer for your q.\n\nANSWER:\nAbout 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not\nadept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell,\nwoodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of\n2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume\nof a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the\nhole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked\nabout 700 pounds' worth\n\n\n\ncheck this links\nhttp://www.beercanbob.com/bobfaq.html\nhttp://nethistory.dumbentia.com/nm8801.html\nhttp://people.cornell.edu/pages/rcd9/surv.html\nhttp://www.lib.washington.edu/Ougl/fun/qboard/wood.html\nhttp://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~naclhv/seekersfaq.htm#q7\nhttp://stpeter.holyinn.org/www/ramblings/1098.html\nhttp://www.beercanbob.com/bobfaq.html\nhttp://www.bathroomreader.com/faq.htm#20\nhttp://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=639629&lastnode_id=16056\nhttp://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&as_qdr=all&q=+%22+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood++%22+origin+answer&btnG=Google+Search