What would you do if you saw your mom flashing her stuff in a Girls Gone Wild commercial?
954709
i would be like mom why didn't you invite be to be in the commercial??? lol!!!!!!!!
752480
start stealing her underwear
165487
And she is still your wife?  Video tape her the next time, pop it in the VCR and tell her you feel like making it a Blockbuster night.
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OK - I will assume that you are really trying to stay out of trouble and give you a serious answer.\n\nFirst, ask to see her id and make sure she is 18.\n\nThen ask about her previous experience, see if she has a portfolio, and any um, head shots, and then ask if she has any video of her previous "work." \n\nDo not ask for a demonstration, or "samples." If she offers one, I would say no, because she may think that she is "sealing the deal." Do not ask her to remove her clothing. If she has nude pictures, that's fine.  \n\nFinally make sure she understands that she will be in an adult movie. Have her sign an agreement to that effect.\n\nPS - I don't agree with, like or condone porn, but you asked for a legal answer.
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Make a video of you and a way better looking girl and give it to here. When she watches it and starts to cry, laugh at here.  Hysterically, like its the funniest thing you have ever heard.  Then tell her 'just kidding' and give her that cute Vermont Teddy Bear youve been hiding the whole time.  -Guarunteed to please.
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Well, if YOU'RE Mom asked me to have sex with her, I'd do it. Definitely. \n\nIf MY MOM asked me, I'd puke on her shoes.
41497
ask your moma maybe she'll know what you should do.
1009575
whatever you put it on, hot flashing woman!
205688
probably nothing. unfortunately my mother has done the same thing to me and succeeded, that bitch. it's a competition thing, the mom wants to feel young and sexy, and better than her daughter. tell that woman NO. older women like that think all young boys want an older woman fantasy fling, maybe so. but dont enlist the mother of someone u have dated b4. let her sleaze on elsewhere
1084671
Tell her your gay then strip naked and act like its nothing
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Give her yourself for Christmas---spend time with her---tell her you love her----sit with her and look at old picture albums and let her tell you stories about the photos taken.\n\nYour mom needs nothing but YOU!
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thanx 4 the 10 points, but why are u so obssessed with nudity? and give me the name of the girl who flashed you. se needs a good slapping. and it only cost $10!? ah i know mine would have cost more. check this out: tiny waist, beautiful brown skin, 38DD. i know right? my bf can't get enough.
597265
I concur. Especially in T-Mobile Commercial. She gets me horny everytime.
941766
You can either:\n\nFlash your boobs\nGet your girlfriend to flash her boobs\nTry and whore yourway in
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well my mom does workouts every dayin our house. she buys these video workouts. there is an instructor in the video with a lot of people, and the instructor tells wat excersice u do. then u do it with her. my mom has like these step things that she uses for it. When u go with these videos, it is half dancing half arobics. Hope this helps!\n\nOh and r0B Man, that was extremely childish and rude! and also it was perverted. "sex"! Why would u say something like that???? It does not help crazyaboutpets at all. You are supposed to answer peoples questions to help them!
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Mother I'd Like to F*ck
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I would slap her. She probably a prostitute.