Meth...Any Vet's? Please Help! I'm up for my first screening with a probation officer?
970612
alot of water and a hella hot bath/shower to steam and flush it outta our system.\nbut rehab is the best way to go. TRUST ME.
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smoke a little weed.  It will help you to calm down, and you won't be so nervous.\n\nApparently Chrystal Meth means you won't care about the test.\n\nCoke will make you think you can beat it.\n\nAnd Ketamine may well kill you, so you won;t have to take the test anyway.\n\nIf you need a hany hoplding your peepee for the test, you have probably been stupid enough to do drugs, so don't bother with the test.  If you have, you have already given up on yourself, so why should anyone else care?
964673
great question....let me pitch this young lad to the side and answer it.......after i take a few meth tabs
89463
I think by eating healthy foods like fruits, vegatables, and high fiber foods (All Bran Cereal, etc.) will help purify your body of toxins.  This are seemingly foods that could help you.  I was a counselor of addicts for three years, however, I concentrated moderately on diet.  Be prepared to gain weight most likely, have lack of motivation, and constantly tired.  Keep in mind that you are moving toward being healthy.  These different aforementioned negative things are the biggest reasons meth users go back to the drug.  I commend you highly on taking on such a huge leap in your life.  No offense, and I ask you to take this jokingly.  In the next few months, as you look in the mirror, and you see a tired, slightly plump, hardly movitivated person, take comfort in knowing that you are healthy and alive.  I lost two people as a counselor to drugs, and it warms my heart to see you taking this step.  Stay the course!!
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Dont do the bleach thing, you'll end up in the hospital I promise you that.\n\nOnly thing I'd recommend is cruise around to your local "head shops" and ask them if they have any products that cleanse your system.  Don't mention THC, dont mention Cannabis, Just say you need to take a drug test and you need a product that cleasnes your system.  Drink lots of Cranberry juice and lots of Water, to the point where your constantly urinating.  Start brushing your teeth and using mouthwash with lots of alcohol as much as you can the day before and the day of the test.  I'm talking brushing your teeth like 7 times a day.  (this kills cells in your mouth and washes them away incase its a mouth swab test).   \n\nStill your best bets are to either get the expensive kit that cleanses your system, or to sneak in urine from someone else that doesn't consume and illegal substances.  Easy way to do that is with condoms and rubber bands.  Fill up the condoms, tie them off tightly, rubber band them to your leg bring a needle with you(sticking it in your shoe works good).  When you go into the bathroom your usually alone so just poke a hole in the condom, fill it up to the point they need and then take the used condoms with you(id recommend washing them before you put them in your shoe or whatever so you wont smell like urine).  dont leave rubber bands, needles or condoms behind.\n\nHeavy smokers (smoking lots every day) can rid themselves completely of THC by just not smoking for 30 days.\n\nLight smokers that just smoke once or twice durring the week or even less usually only take a week or two to get it all out of their system.  Sometimes even less i guess it depends on the person.\n\nGood luck, hope you pass for job/sports or whatever.  Only thing wrong with cannabis is its legal status.  If its a job, I'd recommend finding one that doesn't require pissing in a cup unless its a career choice, in which case you should have quit sooner.
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it depends on how much you were doing and for how long and how much water you drink. i have a friend who was a super heavy user like 2 -3 grams a day and was quite stout body shape he went to detox and was clean for a week and still tested postive for meth!?! and he hadn't done any at all for 1 week!! so i recommend drinking as much h20 and green tea as possible. and this is a must, if you have access to a steam room go in for 10 - 15 minutes twice a day or take epson salt baths this will make you sweat out the toxins like mad. it also makes you feel super wired cause it is releasing any of the speed stored in your system. its also an amazing way to detox. also take alot of b12 to give you energy. good luck
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definitely clean your record first.  anything in warrant status will hurt you.. cuz... you can't be criminal and law enforcement simultaneously.  College, not necessarily. Junior college should be enough. And don't smoke anything (u know)....
141960
I knew some people in the Air Force who tested positive for drugs. First, he needs to get a military lawyer. He will suggest a hair sample test for the drug. However, if you are guilty of doing drugs, they will have to put you through a rehab program before you are dishonorable discharged.
1077897
Contact the department of corrections . They Will give you a complete list along with instructions on how it needs to be packaged for their inspections
657507
how old is she???? that can be a sign of being on meth.
1033899
http://www.doc.missouri.gov/offender_search.htm\n\nThat link will get you to Missouri's DOC inmate inquiry page, with instructions on how to make an inquiry. They don't have automated offender search tools available but may email the Department with your inquiry and a response will be provided to you, usually within 24 hours of receipt during regular business hours.\n\nGood luck
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Sadly, I don't have the answer to your question.  I'd be willing to forfeit some points just for being able to express my opinion, though.\n\nGotta' agree with pdsmonki0809; maybe you did consent to testing when you signed the admitting paperwork.  Seems like the kind of thing a hospital might do during admitting.  Can you review the documents you signed when you were admitted, by contacting the Records department of the hospital?\n\nMore importantly, what do you want the outcome of this to be?  Let's suppose it was illegal...then what?  Are you going to sue or file a complaint?  Anything you might want to do in response to the possible illegal testing process is only going to make the testing more public (perhaps not eleven o'clock news public, but certainly more people will know about it if you file a lawsuit or complaint against the staff).  \n\nYou've admitted right here that you have used meth so I'm not sure why you are objecting so much for the hospital staff that was treating you for a medical condition to conduct such a test.  It sounds like they respected your privacy insofar as they didn't discuss it with your husband present, so other than you just not wanting them to perform that test, where's the harm?\n\nSome would argue it was an invasion of your privacy.  Perhaps...but again, where's the harm other than you just not wanting it done?  Plenty of people would feel that it was wrong just because they felt it was wrong, and nobody here can tell you how you should feel about it.\n\nMaybe I do have an answer, after all.  Perhaps it *was* illegal.  Best way to find that out would be to call whoever it is that licenses hospitals in your state.  I'm sure there's some kind of Office of Governmental Oversight By People Who Have Nothing Better To Do, and they could tell you if what you're talking about was legal or not.  Also, perhaps it wasn't illegal, but maybe it was medically unethical.  Probably the same people above could tell you that.  You don't have to tell them who you are, just explain the circumstances and ask if the testing without your express consent was legal and/or ethical.  But I'd think you really would want to review your admitting paperwork before you start calling anyone.\n\nMight also be that the testing really was primarily to determine if you had an infection, and the drugs of abuse testing was incidental to that.  They might really have wanted to look for infections, but the lab might routinely do drug screening anytime they do any kind of testing (this seems unlikely to me, but I suppose it's possible).\n\nDid you ask the doctor how he/she had the right to do the test?  If not, why not ask him/her now?  Call and find out what they say.  Make your objection known, and politely ask for the authority the doctor relied on when he or she asked for the drug screen.  Might be educational just to hear what they have to say.\n\nKnow what's most important to me?  You using meth, even once.  And please don't be offended, but I have to question your "only once" assertion.  I'm just plain suspicious, frankly, because meth very often makes people distort the truth a little at times.  I can't imagine why a doctor would lecture you the way you're describing here if he believed that that you had only used once.  Perhaps the doctor or nurse saw something about you that makes them think you've used more than once, I don't know.  Maybe you've had other meth-positive results during tests at that hospital and the staff didn't talk to you about them at that time?\n\nI'm not judging you and I'm not calling you a liar by any means.  I hope you're telling the absolute truth here, and maybe you had a doctor who was a little out of bounds.  But I've been around that drug for too many years to not recognize the profound hold it can have on people and I just hope you're not one of them.  If you
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Hon, you would be f*rting in the wind to think you can get a probation officer to drop warrants for revocation of parole in any state.  \n\nHe will serve time in Texas.  He will be released but never even leave the jail premises because the other state's warrants will be served him on the spot.  The State of Texas & the other state would already have made arrangements for an officer(s) to escort him to the other state where he will serve time for probation revocation.\n\nYou should seriously reconsider your relationship with this guy.  Could he be using you to try to get him out of the mess he has made?  It's easy for people in prison to whisper sweet nothings to a girl if they think it would be to their advantage.  Please don't jeopardize your future.
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3-5 days, maximum...But let me tell you something, do a search for:  Faces Of Meth on the net.  They are no joke.  Sure you might piss clean after a few days.  But if you keep screwing around with meth, not only will you not care about any more urine screens but it won't even matter because the meth will show up VISUALLY all over your face and body.  I've seen it on everybody that I know that uses the junk...it's because the ingrediants are so toxic that not only does it poison your brain, but it totally breaks down your body.  Hopefully you will stop using that sh*t, if not then I, along with most other people, won't even respect you enough to answer your questions seriously anymore.  Meth addicts are a total waste of space.  Do your brain, body, and face a favor and quit that shit.
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Basic answer: I'm fairly sure it's what is known as a 16-2-3 felony...meaning you can get 16 months, 2 years or 3 years in prison.\n\nDon't freak out.  Post some more information and I can probably narrow that down for you.  Sometimes we charge 11350 and we're wrong.  Here's what I would want to know to give you a better idea:\n\nWhat was the drug?\n\nHow much of it was there?\n\nDoes the arrestee have prior convictions for anything?\n\nIs the arrested person on probation or parole?\n\nAnd above all else, it ain't over until the fat lady sings, and nobody gets punished for anything if they're not guilty.  \n\nPost some more details and I'll keep an eye on this question so I can come back and edit my answer.\n\nDon't tell me anything the police don't already know (in other words, don't tell me your boyfriend got arrested for a quarter gram of cocaine but the cops missed the four kilos at the house).\n\n2/9/06: Well, depending on the county he's on probation in, prison is certainly a possibility.  Failing to appear and having a dirty test are bad enough, but to have more cocaine (and based on the 11350 charge you're asking about, I'm assuming it was coke...meth would be 11377) on him when he was arrested is certainly not good.  He may well have probation revoked and reinstated (basically a "do-over") and might end up with a lengthy stay in jail as a sanction.  I have to tell you, though...depending on the county you guys are in, prison is not out of the question.  Some counties are lenient and others are not.  Prop 36 (not 39) court is a good thing, but you have to behave if you want to stay in it.  \n\nWas he charged with a new possession offense when he was arrested, or are they handling the dope he had on him when he was arrested as just a violation of probation?  I would imagine they'll handle it as a violation of probation, rather than opening a whole new case...and a VOP can sometimes carry a stiffer penalty than a new case.  A lot of this will also depend on what the terms of his probation were when he was put into Prop 36 court.  If he received a suspended sentence (meaning that the judge told him he will send him to prison if he screws up *again*, but will let him do Prop 36 instead), he may very well go to prison on this new violation.  \n\nThere's a lot of variables and once your boyfriend has had a chance to talk with his attorney, he'll have a pretty good idea of where his case is heading.\n\nIf you are really as unfamiliar with drugs as you've said, I've got to suggest that maybe this guy is not for you.  It would appear that he's a little *too* familiar with drugs...and although that wasn't your question, that is my answer.\n\nBest of luck to both of you.
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All I know is I hope all of our USAF pilots are flying those aircraft with fully functional & alert brains at all times. Even Crew Chiefs & Mechanics should be 100% drug-free & continually alert.\n\nMy advice is if you occasionally use a recreational drug, find another line of employment because the USAF has much more important issues to monitor, other than who is suspected of going back on drugs after they passed the pre-entrance drug screening. Even past addiction can show it's ugly head again, and the USAF =Will= find out!\n\nJust remember there are urine, blood & hair folicle tests that they can subject a person to "without Prior warning", even after you're admitted in. So if you have something to hide, look into selling real estate or maybe selling insurance. Both have higher income potentials anyway. :))
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I only WISH SCLady was right.  Until she is, look for a MRT program. We are fotunate enough to have one here that is a model for programs around the country. http://joanmershon.blogspot.com/2006/02/better-people-not-just-better-workers.html\n\nFor MRT programs near you - http://www.ccimrt.com/ should be able to let you know who in your area is using MRT.\n\nBy now you may be asking - I want a job not a bunch of group stuff....  Part of what MRT does is use your participation in the groups as a selling point to employers. I know many local employers who will not even consider a ex-offender who walks in, but will gladly hire one from the program.  While each program varies - in the local program you can be looking for work in as short as 2-3 weeks.\n\nhttp://www.hirenetwork.org/ is another great resource - especially in regards to what the laws are in your area. In many states it is legal for employers to ask about arrests. HIRE will let you know what the laws are in your area.