How did the cowboy fall of his high horse?
962346
Obviously, he couldn't see past his own nose, er, do I mean,\nparty?!
581758
The horse has had the most negative impact on my life. Damn Horse. My sister had a horse when we were younger & i rode it one day. It bolted on me & i fell but my ankle was stuck in the stiruup so i was getting dragged along by the ankle. The horse then dragged me along a barbed wire fence & when i FINALLY fell off, i fell in horse sh!t.... real nice hey... yeah, its safe to say i dont like horses.
778318
He lost the match but not the title.
245102
ok there was this blond who desided to go horseback riding although she had never tried it before.  so she hops on and the horse quickly starts to gallop at a steady speed...as the horse is moving she starts to slip.  as she reaches for its mane she cant seen to grip it well enough.  then when she thought it couldnt get any worse her foot gets cught in the rains.  he head is hitting the ground as the hooves keep coming closer and closer to her head!!!  what happens next?\n\nTHE WAL-MART CART PUSHER HURRYS OVER TO HELP HER OUT!
445897
silly billy nilly.....\n thats a horse trick
1144702
I read that in Revelations he would be on a white horse. I am guessing but I am pretty sure it not a actual white horse, but then it could just be.
46713
The 15 feet long rope is tied to the neck of the horse but its other end is loose. The horse can wander without any restrictions.\n:)\n\n*EDIT*\nTo answer the riddle posted below by deakosha, the old man suggested the sons to SWITCH HORSES!
1048810
Mill Reef fractured - didn't *break* (like all the way through) his leg. He was euthanized due to a heart condition in 1986. \nEspecially in horses there's a big difference in a break and a fracture.
947895
The constable got out of the police cruiser to question the suspect.\n\nThe suspect was in cahoots with the person they had arrested earlier. \n\nThe horse performed a smooth lead change and continued cantering toward the jump.\n\nHis indomitable spirit made him refuse to give up in the face of a terrible choice.
885791
This is just too funny can't stop laughing. Everyone though the cowboy was a tough man it turns out he wasn't. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
244654
The man was a blindfolded tightrope walker in a circus. When the orchestra music stopped it was his cue, that his next step would be the platform on the other side, but the conductor stopped too soon (he was filling in for the normal conductor) and the man fell to his death after stepping carelessly toward what he thought was a safe platform.
684899
Ah, that was a tragic story.  He ran off and joined the circus.
996730
Yes\nIf a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.\n\nIf the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.\n\nIf the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
674394
Well, he had this great fall and all the kings horses and all the kings men, well, they just couldn't put him back together again. Very sad, but all the kings horses and all the kings men did have an awesome omlet that night.
165515
i remove my horse from the carriage and then tie him to the wooden fence post outside the saloon.\n\nwhen it's time to go back to the cabin with any lady i meet, the horse knows the way.  that leaves my hands free to frolick with the lady.  the horse is sort of on autopilot.  it helps to have his food at the cabin.  he usually gets hungry at night, and i get horny.
772714
He was never a cowboy.\n\nHis family owned a ranch, but he never had anything to do with actually running it. He was a rich, spoiled kid with a family that had a lot of money.\n\nHe made some publicity shots of cleaning up scrub on his ranch - I guarentee that he was only there long enough to take the pictures - then whisked back into his air-conditioned luxury existance.\n\nHe was a cheerleader - and one of the drunkest.\n\nDid you hear the one about how he was arrested for driving too slow -- because he had driven into a ditch full of shrubs. Of course he was driving to slow - he was so drunk he didn't know he was in a ditch.
717747
He ran out of spinage