My friend - eric twoandahaffleggs - wants to work in adult films. How does he cope with the cheesey music?
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he could try cotton wool in his ears but i'm sure given his talent he won't be able to hear much of the cheesy music!! \n\nwish him all the best and tell him i'll see him on set!!!!\n\nlol\n\nxxxxxx
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I do know where you are coming from,and i am not sure how long you have been with you`re fiancee.But having a sence of humour when you are dealing with men is some times best !I say 2 things ,one at least he is`nt doing anything with a another human behide you`re back and 2 it would be so more shocking if it was a channel for the opposite sex !\nIf it was me i would get him back in a wee matter ,but not going to far just see how he likes it ,take a real look at the next fit guy that walks pass both of you .When some hunk comes on telly just say "hes  alright" It just seem strange to us woman because we are not in to porn in any way ,but if you accept it ,and be cool he will love you more !If you want ,ask him why he likes it so much and may do things in your`re relation ship that you haven`t yet explored !But to be honest in life if you are`nt meant to do something it makes it more daring and naughty ,once you accept it and may even say can i watch one with you ,it will be come boring to him and he will stop ,as it is`nt naughty behide you`re back stuff ,and if he does big deal ,as you can please him for real !!!
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Read the question, ya, I would be proud too.  The silly things they are coming up with sexually are scaring the crap out of me.  Haven't heard the dance one before, but going to be more watchful now.
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I had the misfortune of working with that paper-thin dweeb. Think of the vaacuous character in "Bill and Ted" and you get the real guy.  He was supposed to be on the set at the Santa Clarita Studios (just N of L.A.), instead when they went looking for him, they found him at his sister's in Toronto!!  Any idea what a wasted day costs on a film set?  No explanation. Just brain-dead.  Mr Musician?  I think not.  He was sitting around with a guitar tech on the set one day, trying to tune his bass, and I asked him if he was trying to tune to 440A.  Not a clue.  Had no idea what I was talking about. (if you are a player, this would be in the area of knowledge right next to 2+2=4).  So can he act? Easy one. NO!!
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Listen Gay Bruce. I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about here in this nancy-boy question of yours or what "letting the little brains have it" is in reference to because I am not a homosexual. \n\nBut from what I can gather through all this prissy banter, you want to be abused by a much stronger man than yourself but are afraid to admit it. That's why you lash out with so much closeted-homo rage. Are you the same guy that would slash the tires of the male cheerleaders but then go home and think about them when you were in the shower? Because I'm definitely picking THAT up in your subtext.\n\nI think it's best if you just close your laptop, turn on your favorite Madonna album and call up a male escort. Maybe that could help relieve some of this pent up homo-aggression.
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I do!  I do!  I do!  Can we get some popcorn and a whole buncha candy and stuff huh?? Can we?  Can we?  LOL  I am nothing but a big kid at heart and I LOVE kids movies.  I do, however, have a slight beef about a few of them that have come out.  I don't think they should be violent, or have bad language, or anything that is not suitable for children of ANY age.  I know that is a matter of opinion but c'mon use your consciences.   That being said, I am constantly trying to get my boyfriend to watch them and he somehow thinks it will take some macho away..lol  I finally got him to watch Finding  Nemo and he loved it.  There is a lot of adult humor that they pass right by the kids.  If you have never seen or if its been a while since you've seen a "kids" movie...do yourself a favor and rent one.  I promise you will enjoy it.
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I wanna meet him.  YUM.  But thanks for the good info about MOFM, 2nd ed.  I will check that out immediately.  I have had 4 orgasm nights, but usually it took about 2 or 3 hours.  When you said he is a 4 hit wonder, over what time period of intimacy does this apply??? :)  I won't say "have fun," because clearly you are!  Cheers!
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Sing the "Cheesy Poofs" song. (South Park) "I like Cheesy Poofs..." \n\nDo you have time for a skit? Do the Monty Python "Cheese Shop" skit.\n\nSet up a giant cheese prop, with a sign which reads, "To Cut Cheese, Pull Finger".  Oh, you will have to rig a prop finger to a fart machine.\n\nSurreptitiously, strategically place chunks of Limburger around the room.  Have someone offstage make loud farts.  (Who cut the cheese?)\n\nWhat kind of cheesy routine are you doing?  More details would help you get more suggestions.\n\n(Added)  Oh, now you post details after I posted.  \n\nMay I suggest you study the works of Lenny Bruce? He was the king of working a room. Nothing is sacred, damn the torpedoes! \n\nAlso study George Carlin.  George is simply outrageous,\nand for George, nothing is too small, too big or too holy to go un-pun-ished (groan, groan.)\n\nMusically talented?  Try some Tom Lehrer songs!\n\nOr, more cheesy one liners -- Rodney Dangerfield.\n\nTacky?  Hmm, so many, and I don't like most of 'em. Can't help you there.  Andrew Dice Clay?  Can't get much tackier, rude and offensive than that.  Might get you booed off the stage, suspended from school, your car keyed, your home TP'ed, and your ass sued for just plain bad taste and piss-poor judgement.  But, it damned sure is tacky.  \n\nDisclaimer:  AD Clay is an asshole.  Source:  AD Clay is an asshole.
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Hey! Glad that your daughter is helping you! I didn't know you had a daughter. By the way, your daughter and I are very much alike!! I am always on the phone and love that movie High School Musical!! Are you married? For the reply, the movie is Bugsy Malone. It was an ok movie, but somewhat weird seeing kids be all mob!! Seems like you had a lot of fun with Scott Baio! By the way, I have the biggest crush on him!! lol. Groovy question!! I wouls have to say.....Humpty Dumpty. He is famous for falling off a wall.....what has Dick Chaney done? lol. Well, I am with you on one thing, this site has been getting kind of boring, but I couldn't find anymore sites like this...also, how would I keep in touch with you? You are really cool to talk to, and seem really nice. Email or reply later!!
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ok I'll be the honest one, if its done right it can be enjoyed. you need lub and he needs to enter very slowly. after that, have some fun.
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This film is crap! Sorry but dont waste your money!  My friend (in the photo) went to see it and the whole film is based on just two people, the girl is all mouth - she keeps saying she is gonna castrate the fella - and just keeps threatening, its like "just bloody do it ok"!\n\nIts a ok film for a boring night in, but not worth a trip to the pictures.
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Not trying to be crappy or anything but, have you ever done any gigs? Can you sing? And most importantly(although it's a bunch of garbage because it knocks out the people with real talent)do you have the looks to get girls into a sex crazed frenzy? If you answered no to the last question then it's going to be almost impossible. Let's look at the 80s. Quiet Riot, REO Speedwagon, and other such bands all had folks that were pretty homely looking. But it didn't matter then because they had talent and they rocked. It's not like that today though. I'm not trying to bring you down or any thing but I have been in the music business as a writer for about 4 years now and average looking people don't appeal to record lables any more. But if you have a dream and the determination I say throw everything you got at them. Find your gimmick and work it. Pester them until their heads explode. If they see you're determined enough to chase a one in a million dream they may take you seriously. Again, I'm not trying to bring you down. Just telling you like it is. Good luck.
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i would probably find a way to work through it.  watch a flick with him so that he could probably get some tips on how to do it right, or just show him what you like, or the two of you could have an open discussion on getting more fire in the bedroom...
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His music changes from one album to the next. The newer stuff is really dark. I would start with the older stuff and work your way forward if you are interested. He's a cool guy who writes with his wife. He's got some really deep tunes,I think that is why he is so respected among musicians. You have to definitely be in the right mood to get into it though.
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NO IDEA. It really stinks though!!! ME MAD!!! You can get the CD he made with his band, Absent Element, though.
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He directed Dirty Work and that movie is hilarious. I liked him when I was a kid on Full House and Americas Funniest Home videos, but I always knew he was cheesy. Sometimes you need cheesy and sometimes you dont. This is why i like Full House AND Dirty Work.
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I'd tell him to lay off the porn, and tell him he's got the real live thing right here, and to choose. Me or your porn. If he can get off with porn, but not with you, then the guy has some very serious issues.