I can't call someone a fruit or a vegetable - What should I call them?
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My friend Allie always calls everyone a hoe, whether she's mad at them or not. It's just the way America is. \n\n1) You Ball of rolled up Venezuelan Beaver Cheese!(only really funny if you've seen Monty Python-flying circus)\n2) You Bitch-slapping beast of unadulterated flesh! (I don't know how I came up with this one)\n\nThe following insults are from the play the wizard of oz that a local(to me) school is performing:\n1) You Clinking, Clattering, Collection of Caliginous junk!\n2) You Mashed up pile of hay!\n3) You Billowing Bail of Bovine fodder!\n\n\nThat's all I can think of at the moment.\n\nHave fun arguing!
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Onions.\n\nReally, google "vidalia" and see what you get.
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shneempuljumpkins\n(Shneem-pull-jump-kins)\n:) i made it up.  people often have trouble pronouncing it.\nalso, kumquat...funny name for a fruit. :0))
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Scientifically, it is a fruit...a fruit has seeds...so does a tomato...thus it is indeed a fruit.\n\nHowever, the reason why it is classified as a tomato is because of its savoury taste...cooks prefer to call it a vegetable for cooking purposes...\n\nAnd since normal people cook more than learn botany, they prefer to call it a vegetable..even though it is...\n\nA FRUIT!
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Please do not insult olives and pimentos in such a way!
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Tomatoes are fruits, becuase of their seed pattern. Only fruits have a seed pattern, while vegatables dont.
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A watermelon?\nGreen outer peel, white inner peel, red fruit, with black, brown, and white seeds.
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I think if you're referring to the inside only, then kiwi.  But if you're talking about the fruit itself, I say kiwis.
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Concha, pepa, cosa, viscocho, panocha, cosa, cosita, guayabo, papaya, \n\nI'm sorry also if it sounds offensive to a nother people, im just doing my "job"
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pineapple, guava, mango, breadfruit (not sure if that is considered a fruit), noni, papaya, avocado (yes this is actually a fruit), coconut, lilikoi (passionfruit), tangerines, oranges, lemons
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Naming things is a human habit that serves the purpose of asserting control over it.  If a thing / process has a name it can be marketed, talked about and used as a discreet entity.  THIS thing rather than those other things.  For example, a strawberry is edible and a concrete wall is not.  By naming something we also get the signal that something is NOT something else.  A strawberry for instance is not a concrete wall. But naming is a convenience only - 'strawberry' is nothing other than a name we attach to a particular fruit / or colour / or taste.  It could be equally possible that a 'strawberry' got to be known as a 'blood berry' or 'sweet mouthful' or 'frank' for that matter.\n\nIf you were to ask what is punk and what is not, or rather, where does punk end and goth start, you will get different answers from differednt people because not only is the naming of a thing failrly arbitary, it's definition is understood and applied differently by a range of people.  Take the word 'wicked' for example.  For some this means something bad / evil / naughty and for others it means something outstanding like 'hey, wicked pie' meaning, great pie.\n\nso naming is a starting reference point but by no means does it accurately indicate that you know what i know i'm talking about.\n\nThe good thing about naming oneself is that it can give you a sense of identity - hopefully the labels you apply to yourself are useful to you.  For example, I am a feminist but there are many times i do not identify as this becasue for some people the word 'feminist' is like a red rag to a bull.  I say I teach to some people and that I am a lecturer to others even though i am referring to the same job - it depends on the context (the people / time and place.\n\nSomeone once said to me ' we are all more than and less than what people say we are'.  Food for thought.
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autumscrumptious. otherwise you have malicious in your other name. that's not too happy sounding. but you can be scrumptious like those nut clusters in honey bunches of oats cereal.
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The bible usually states it as the "forbidden fruit".  Different versions of the bible present it as an apple, but the Hebrew translation is simply "forbidden fruit".
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JOKING \nSend A melon And a cucumber And sorry for the Damien note
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The question is unacceptable. Those with good taste and steeped in awareness of political correctness no longer refer to them as "fruit" trees.
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I don't know what you want, but here are some ideas.\nOpposites:\n   Male & Female\n   Light & Dark\n   Cold & Warm (Ice & steam)\n   Hands & Feet\n   Sharp & Dull\n   Black & White\n   Heaven & Hell\n   Happy & Sad\n   Short & Tall\n   Fat & Skinny (Wide & Thin)\n   Big & Small\n   Hard & Soft\n   Forwards & Backwards\n   Front & Back\n   Left & Right\n   Wrong & Right\n   Fast & Slow\n   Loose & Tight\n   Near & Far\n   Over & Under\n   Sky & Ground (Up & Down)
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CHICKEN!\n\nOh wait, I guess that's not a vegetable is it.\n\n\nYou know what is the hardest part about eating vegetables?\nGetting them back in their wheelchair!!!!