how are these one liners?
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you have all mine there \n\n''don't worry they only eat at night-"
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before, i thought it was one on one....lol\n***laughing out loud***
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Probably not, but they should because I've seen some brilliant one-liners here.
783532
Haha!\n\nThese jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
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Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing\n\nOR \n\nSomething presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.\n\nExample: Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.
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Are these words phrased in the form of an answer.
177254
This is a common 'pickup' line some men use to start a conversation with an attractive woman.  Not very original. I recommend you listen to your intuition (gut) and reply accordingly ;D
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hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!\n\nNice one! Love that little Cockney accent you put in the sentences Aye!
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all chat up line's are crap. once this guy came up to me and said are your legs tired cos u've been running through my mind all day, and me and my m8 laughed so we kinda wrecked his ego in the end. and also i posted the question my lips are tired would u mind warming them up and hardly anyone answered.
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Those are wonderful, I have a little party coming up with a few girlfriends and their men. These jokes will be great to tell to them. These are the perfect ones, they're short and totally sweet!!  Thanks I hope you don't mind me stealing them.
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no offense but this sounds kinda like wat a molester would say\n\n\n\n\np.s: don't report me i am not being serious.
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i did once copy/paste one answer of mine...its about a lyrics of a song....\nthats honest enough so give me the ten points...
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"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !
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1.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?\n2.Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.\n3.The number on the slip of paper I just handed you is the amount in my checking account.\n4.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?\n5.Lie down. I think I love you.\n6.Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?\n7.Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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LOL!!! A great play on words.WTG!\n\nEveryone is wearing their heart on their sleeve. Chill out everyone , it is "Jokes and Riddles". If you want serious chatting go somewhere else. GEEZ!!!
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"