Whats the funniest or most creative "ONE LINER" U ever heard??
964881
he who laughs last thinks slowest
944166
Dont really think this is a good pickup line but it always cracked me up..\n\n"Those pants look great on you but they would look better on my bedroom floor"\nHahahahaha
873904
ROTFLMAOASTC LOL that is the best one i have heard all day LOL i am stil laughing at this LOL oh god i have tears in my eyes LOL you are too funny LOL
722206
once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
373200
hahahahhahhhhhaahhah by far the funniest ive heard all day! thanks!
19988
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had \ngreat seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked \nher how she liked the experience. \n \n"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and \nall the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." \n \nDumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" \n \n"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest \nof the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the \nquarterback!' Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
766571
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
1181097
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
558570
Llllllllllllolllllll....hysterical!!!!!!!  The best!  Wish i could contribute...im gonna check back and see what others have to say.  Thanks for the entertaining question!
558893
Joke: If your uncle jack was on a roof - would you help your uncle jack off??? My girl has cought me many times - It turned her on and we ended up making passionate love!! I thought that was very cool!!!
657916
"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
857160
That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
958038
Nice, I always appreciate a good one liner.
732980
thats a good one, keep on telling you're jokes you are so funny
304054
MY VERY COOL FRIEND TOLD ME THIS ONE \n\n"IM NOT FRED FILNSTONE BUT ILL MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"!!!