Give me a good catch phrase that does not sound gay?
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What the heck is "sounding gay"? You don't like being happy? Shame on you! We don't want to se you moping around all the time! You could always slide into a room in your socks and shout TaaDaaa!!!( works for me!)
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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None I like honesty and truth. Goofiness is ok but be yourself do not use some lame pick up line I have heard a million times before
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Just say it. Theres no point in trying to mix up the words. Just let them out!
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"Meg can be Boss hog, and chris can be anus!"\n"Enis"\n"whatd I say?"\n"anus"
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kiss my a**\nbesa-kiss\nmi-my\nculo-a**
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how  about dumbass, or "its dubmass dumbass!!"...i cant think...lol...try again...\nany way, ill write more later
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Sigh. This is an easy one. Go and buy an icecream. Say hello, tell him a joke, ask him what time he gets off work, ask him if he'd like a drink. Hint that your knickers will be hitting him in the face about the same time his backside hits the bar stool. Now, if he refuses he is gay, but you've got an ice cream so there is something positive about the experience.  Next question?
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Spongebob Squarepants!\nAbsorbant and yellow and pourous is he!\nSpongebob Squarepants!\nIf nautical nonsense be something you wish,\nSpongebob Squarepants!\nThen drop on the deck and flub like a fish!\nSpongebob Squarepants!\nSpongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants,\nSpongebob Squarepants,\nSpongebob Squarepants!
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good way to ask a dumb ?.
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LOL! Good one! Here's one for you:\n\n'Love thy neighbour... but don't get caught!'\n\n:o)
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One I know goes like this:\n\n"Pablito clavó un clavito. ¿Qué clavito clavó Pablito?"\n\nBy the way, myindigostar. Do you really think you're funny? You're not offensive to us Spanish speakers. You're just ridiculous.
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"Free Willy"\n\nI think that's what my boyfriend would say anyway, ha-ha!
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tell them you're gay.
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JUST TELL HER YOUR GAY!
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say something sexy like hi boy.tink top or short sleve shirt wit short mini skirt and  curl ur hair trust me it will work
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Try saying this one three times fast...\n\nYanking Yellow Yo-yos\nYanking Yellow Yo-yos\nYanking Yellow Yo-yos\n\nOr for the pros out there:\n\nYelling yellow yaks yanked your yummy yo-yo.