I camped at the top of a hill in northern NJ and almost had a fight with a bunch of kids throwing feces at me.
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depending on where in northern new jersey, i would have to strongly advise you against trying to best those kids up. they'll probably get their own posse, one thing leads to another, and before you know it, there'll be a miniature west side story goin down.\n\nno matter the place it was, dont stop goin back to your hiking spot. you were there before those gremlins, and you will be there after them. \n\nkeep in mind the reason why you were camping. did you have a long weekend?  maybe those kids had a thanksgiving vaction and, because they had nothing else better to do, decied to throw sh.it at you
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Well I was at a voodoo ritual for my 1st time and had drank quite a bit of Malibu Rum. The voodoo priest was telling us that at times people get possessed and fall out. At the same time I was going to lean against a tree and had my hands deep in my pocket. Well, I missed the tree and couldn't get my hands out of my pockets to stop my fall. There were a lot of people there so of course I was very embarrassed. This guy hops over to me and yells "Are you possessed?" which added to my embarrassment. I finally got up and had dirt and leaves all over the side of my face. Pretty funny as this also was being video taped which I didn't know.
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pooped outside in my neb.s lawn my bro locked me out,,
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Hmm. Yelling at them doesnt seem to work, neither does repeatedly beating them with your fist. Thats a toughie. Perhaps you could attatch some furniture castors and roll it down a steep hill?
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I got caught going #2 on a riverbank by people passing by in a boat.  I was shielded on three sides with only the water in front of me being "open".  The boat went by, the driver saw me and pointed, and I saw all four of them doubled over in laughter.  I had to "cut" it in half and try to scurry up the hill while trying to pull up my pants!  True story!
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I was fairly good as a kid. I used to be pretty wild when it came to Fourwheeling and camping. We used to have camping parties behind our properties, and a few times, nearly burned down the forest we were in due to Huge Bonfires consisting of goodies found in a Dump nearby. Luckily, in each case, we were able to control the fire, before packing up, and calling the Fire Dept.\n\nAlso, on these camping trips, we used to take a Fourwheeler, and drive down the Highways in the area, to the local Convenience Store in the middle of the night (4-5 miles away) and buy Food, and Drink. Parents caught wind of this, and told me not to, but I'd do it anyways. I never got caught by the Cops, but my buddy did one night, when I wasn't there.\n\nHow did we not get caught other than his incident?? Just lucky, I guess. Always obeyed any street signs and Traffic lights. I mean come on, there could have been worse things that I did as a Teenager.
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I'm in Bergen County NJ, where the weather is bad and always humid, the air smells like something is always burning, and most ppl are nasty (not me though)...
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in cali they cuss a lot
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A jerk leveled a shotgun at a child, and I stepped between the two of them. I was enraged! He told me to move, I would not budge. He lowered the shotgun, and tried to explain his actions to me. I pulled my sidearm out, and called the police. I held the jerk at gunpoint until the police arrived. No charges were filed against me, since I acted in self defense of myself, and the child, my son. I could have died, but I will fight to the very death to defend my family, and friends.
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When I was five I pooped my pants in a sleeping bag and I thought I was sweating so I just let it go.
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A hellhole called New Jersey
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The one that had to get carried out by the bouncers... kicking and screaming and picking fights with anyone who might look sideways at me
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Isn't it awful?  We could be accused of stereotyping and tarring people with the same brush, but it is very difficult not to feel intimidated when faced with these youngsters.  They appear to hunt in packs and it's just downright scary!
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I got food poisoning on a school field trip in high school and pooed my pants in front of everyone.
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I was in elementary school and one day during recess a group of boys who I thought were my friends decided to spit on me all at once.............my jacket and pants were completely covered. I had to go to the washroom inside the school to clean up. My best friend followed me to see if I was ok but he was one of spitters. I was 10 or 11 at the time.\nI still think about that moment.
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When I was in the eighth grade, my mom told me to fold the laundry, but I snuck out and went to a friends house instead and I ended up getting my foot run over and having to go to the hospital.
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When I was in junior high I saw this kid throw up an entire bag full of gummy worms.  He was running down the hall and yakking at the same time so there was a trail.