Are there any Pro-illegals out there with experience in proctology?
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Go to the nearest Emergency room and tell them you are a citizen of another country, and they will take good care of you.  Free Health care.  Sounds like fun no?\nI'm sure the ER nurses can hook you up, \nunless you need an emergency Veterinary Hospital??   That might cost more....monkeys aren't your standard animal around here.
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Great point!!! It might go over Pro-illegals heads though...
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I really wish we could let you in, but since 20 Million illegals from south American have invaded, the Government of United States would like to give them permission to cut in front of you in line. \n\nSeriously, You would want to visit the United states consultant office in your country.  There is a lot of paperwork to fill out.  It might take awhile before you will be permitted to live and work here.  The easiest way would be to get a student visa and attend university here.  Then, while you are here apply for residency and a green card.  Otherwise, you may end up waiting for years to apply for residency and a green card in Indonesia before being permitted to come over to the U.S..  If you just get a visitor's visa and just stay, you will be breaking the law.  And since you are from Indonesia and not Mexico, they will be more likely to deport you.\n\nI wish you luck.  Diversity is a good thing.  I wish there was a more fair way that more people from many countries could become citizens.  It's not right that someone can just cross illegal and get rewarded when you would like to come over legally.\n\n:)
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My nephew went to Mexico City in January to visit his g-ma(he is a US citizen).He liked it so much he stayed.He only has a tourist visa.They offered him a job at a car delearship with incentives because he's bilingual.He took it.I can guarantee you he wasn't "looking".He's a lazy little booger.So I guess yes,it is easy.\nHe is now an illegal immigrant,his visa expired.*hilarious*
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To nursesr4evr: These people know exactly how to go about getting a better life because their gov't gives them pamphlets  telling them how to get into the U.S..  Go to this site and look at what Mexico's gov't is telling its citizens.\n\nhttp://www.letxa.com/guiamigrante.php
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if you want to come to this country legally to work, you need a sponsor.  that means someone that wants to give you a skilled job which american citizens cannot fill.  \nmost illegal aliens that i have heard of are working as day laborers or in food processing plants like purdue etc.  these are below poverty level wages that are not something the government will not recognize as essential.  this is where a guest worker program would be much easier to deal with.
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Be born in America. The hospital will give you the papers necessary.\nAs to your question, he/she cant get one, they are then illegal after their time has expired to legally be here, after that time, they become vermin, and it's deportation day!
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http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/ ?
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Yes, they will see him and treat him regardless of immigration status. Money buys everything!!!\nSo what does an illegal alien do to earn enough money to go see a fertility specialist???
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Well, you could do a quick, humorous presentation on proctology.  You could start with:\n\nAlthough it is considered, by many people, to be a distasteful area in medicine, proctology actually has its good points; it's not all waste. For instance, proctology is always looking up; and even though proctologists are always getting dumped on, they always seem to get the patient in the end....  And they are a vital medical specialty, because they are the ones that treat the disease called opto-rectitis, by severing the ligament that connects the eyeball to the anus, causing a...  well, feculent outlook on life...\n\nOK, OK, I'm ducking the spitwads, even though I deserve them...
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marabierto1961 is partially right and wrong the 12 million illegals are to blame but I've heard that some people in the mexican government give people manuals on the best ways of sneaking across the boarder, how much food and water to bring, landmarks and stuff like that!  As of the other stuff he said he must be suffering from a cranial rectal insertion complex, cause he is completely wrong!
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It is possible for immigrants to gain admission to the US aremed forces. I have served with quite a few. However, not an illegal immigrant. There aren't FBI clearance checks for entry, but there is a very rigorous background check. Including an AFIS and NCIC checks, DMV check and the one most any illegal will fail, is the most simple. The records from the high school they graduated from. No diploma, no entry. Yes there are exceptions, called a GED window, but your high school transcripts must be included with the GED certification. There is a minimalist background investigation, but it is there nontheless. But no. There are not illegal immigrants in the US armed forces, and anyone who says so is simply misinformed. I spent 12 years of my life in an intel unit, providing preliminary background checks to the FBI for securuity clearance investigations. The process for entry alone prohibits their entry. There are just too many different things they would have to fake, and it would be the little things that would get them caught. And the penalties for trying to enlist as an illegal are very severe. VERY severe. Crimes against the State, Federal Penitentiary, Leavenworth Ks., severe. That's why I can say there are NO illegal immigrants in the service. If they are there illegally, they have a new title. They are promoted instantly from illegal alien status to spy. \nDon't believe everything you hear. YES there is a legal way to enlist, if you are from a foreign nation. And it's NOT that hard to do. If you're serious about enlisting, I would strongly suggest you contact the area MEPS (Military Enlistment Processing Station) and ask to speak to the NCOIC about advice as to what you would require. It sounds to me like the recruiter you spoke with simply doesn't want to have to deal with the added paperwork. Here on a student visa? Explore joining the ROTC program at your school, also.\nI wish you the best of luck.
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Nope. The only workplace encounter I ever had with an illegal immigrant was in the kitchen of a restaurant. This guy was from Mexico... he was a GREAT dishwasher... I mean that sincerely. It's not an easy job. He did his job swiftly and without complaining. He was much better than the dumb guy they got to replace him when they found out he was illegal.
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Good question.  I'd like to hear some good reasons why they think it is acceptable too. Personally I don't think there is ANY valid argument that will fly for coming here illegally.  I'll check back.  Thanks for asking.
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I have a lot of friends from Pueblo.That doesn't change the fact that they are illegal.Some I taught English to and they taught me Espanol.There are even some that I helped set on the right foot towards citizenship.You know as well as I do that you should have gotton your citizenship by now.Those that I helped are on their way.I'm proud to call them Americans.A friend of mine from Ecuador just recently returned from the Gulf Coast.So it's not only Mexicans that Cross the border.It' not only you that we are trying to curb it's all of South America.Not only do we have an influx from you but from all over the world.Drugs,illegal weapons,female slavery and a host of other cancers that we can't see yet cross with those illegals.We have to secure our borders,all of them.If you are serious seek an Abagado.I think that's how you refer to an Attorney.I have friends from all over the world seeking citizenship the proper way.WHY CAN'T MEXICO AND YOU.GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND I MEAN THAT
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One must be sponsored in by a relative who is a US citizen and that person must show sufficient income to support you.  Then you must spend five years before taking a test to become a US citizen.\n\nBut, mostly, the economic answer is that the work available to illegal immigrants is not available to lawful citizens.  It is low-paying, without benefits, long hours and frequently dangerous to your health.  It is illegal to use and pay workers in the manner than illegal aliens are used.  And that's why they're used - they have no other options and they can't complain to the government.  You can curtail illegal imigration if you'd like, but you can't get your produce picked, your slaughterhouses cleaned or your drywall installed for four times the price you pay now.
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I like the last answer (above mine), and have some additional stuff to add.\n\nFirst: as a local cop, I have NEVER received training in what constitutes an illegal alien.  I have no idea what's allowed and what's not...work visas, travel visas, passports, green cards.  I don't even know where I'd find the laws on the subject, to try and educate myself.  I've never even seen any training that's available on this subject, and I'm the guy responsible for training at my department.\n\nSecond, I do have an awful lot of other things to worry about besides trying to deal with someone whose only offense is that he's here illegally.  Many of them work and support their families, and that's a hell of a lot more than most of the crackheads I deal with will ever do.  Sort of a matter of priorities.\n\nHaving said that, I would not hesitate to arrest an illegal alien if I knew how to work the case.  I arrest DUI's, dope dealers, and wife beaters all the time, because I know how to work those cases.  I don't know the first thing about working an illegal alien case.  \n\nAlso, our local jail is currently extremely overcrowded and I don't know that they would even accept someone for an immigration offense.  \n\nI would be very interested in knowing more about the entire situation, and how it would work in my jurisdicition.  However, the Feds aren't forthcoming with any training to educate me on the issue, so I suspect they're not especially interested in dealing with it, either.  \n\nBelieve me, I share your frustration.  I just don't know what to do about it.