Hmmmmm..Im eating Tesco's own, cheap and nasty cornflakes....?
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I`ve just had a baked potato and some meatballs!... Oh and a beer!
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Ummm  ok and how did  Ms. Debs take recienving a pair of knickers instead of the intended gloves ??  Leave the Comedy to Sir Benny Hill please or to Sir Monte Python.  LMAO  Like there is a Sir Monte Python.   Oh well At least I am funnier than you.\n\nIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: \nOn a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. \nOn a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) \nOn a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. \nOn a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) \nOn Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. \nOn Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. \nOn packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. \nOn Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." \nOn Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. \nOn most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) \nOn a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) \nOn Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." \nOn an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." \nOn a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) \nOn a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. \n\nOn the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." \n\nThe wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." \n\nThey walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. \n\nA man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" \n\n"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. \n\n"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." \n"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." \n"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. \n"I want a house in every country of the world," she said. \n"Consider it done," the genie replied. \n"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. \n"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." \nThe husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." \nThe genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. \nAfter it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" \n"Thirty-five," she replied. \n"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."\n\nTwo men were sitting next to each other at a bar.\nAfter a while, one guy looks at the other and say
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Nutrisystem food sucks!!! And I was always starving to death!\nThe serving size is soooooo tiny! And I know that it is the best way to lose weight. But get real!! One of the cereal packets had 1/2 cup of cereal in it. And nearly every thing has beans in it. One of the dinners I ate the beans were stil crunchy! The deserts I got were mostly soy chips or nasty pretzels.\nJust not my idea of a diet that I could stick to.
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Last week, I threw a cigarette but on the floor, but I've stopped doing it for good because a woman in my hme twon was recently fined £70/$130 for throwing a "cheesy wotsit" crisp out of her car window!\n\nThis is a picture of a packet of cheesy wotsit for those not living in England!\n\nhttp://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/products.asp?snacktypeid=40
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I went into a riverside cafe and asked for a hot cob so I know of bobs disappointment.\n\nDefinitely a bad case of false advertising.\n\nHe should have asked for meat pie with Grevy and make the pudding a Little otter.
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You ate something called "froes"... That's what wrong with the meal... what the heck are "froes"?  Why don't you eat a 2nd grade spelling book and see if that helps you digest your "froes"...   8-)
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Heyalll No it isnt!!.. i went trick or treating tonight!.. *munching on KitKat
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First of all why are you eating nasty stuff.....2nd of all take a cr**
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I am with you, diet soda taste horrible....and what is up with the after taste.  Yuk!
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Wow a talking crumb!!!
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strange craving....you can make your own...buy cornmeal, hotdogs and sticks :)
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Tesco...Asda...and crappy morrisons..
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try a box of harry potter jelly bellys, if youve never heard of them there soap, earthworm, earwax, even vomit flavors, there  so nasty, all thouh i like the pepper one.....
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I hate this combination now\nBut I had to have Salmon and Bananas together..\n.lol......Yuk!\nAn could not stand the taste of a Popsicle.. any flavor..\nCrazy huh?
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I am!! I have stopped eating Trix and I don't buy it anymore for my kids because of that! I think it's cruel and they should make enough Trix that both kids and rabbits (and adults) can each have enough. So for now we are eating frosted flakes as the tiger gets to eat it too :-)))
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G'day Poopsy,\n\nThanks for posting.\n\nI've had a rotten day at work and welcomed a good laugh.\n\nAnyway, I might try some of those remarks at Christmas time. However, as we are in Australia, we will have prawns (shrimp) and oysters so I mightn't be able to get away with using some of them.\n\nMerry Xmas to you and all your friends and family.
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I'm running the gauntlet (ie Xmas shopping at Pac Fair - yuk, yuk, yuk.)\n\nTonight some friends are coming over for dinner and drinky poos and on sunday I might just slob by the pool.\n\nHow did that letter go?