Two lesbians walk into a bar.One says....?
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"How do you hold you liquor"?..................The other one says"By the ears".
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living with Lesbians... but for pay!
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Lesbianism or bisexuality can't be recognized nor does it have any identifying marks ,,,, You either are or you aren't ,,,,  Personally if I were you I'd feel flattered ,,,, I would tell her this too if that's the case ,,,,  I mean how many people do you have tell you that they really like you for what ever reason ,,,, If you don't have the same tendency's or your mind isn't open to such a thing as that then be honest and frank with her about it ,,,, I don't think it's something to be upset or insulted about at all ,,,, You have here a person that has opened herself up to you ,,,, It probably took all the courage she could muster plus some to admit this to you ,,,,, She has made herself vulnerable to you by admitting this because of her obvious strong feelings for you ,,,, She probably feels wounded now and scared because of your reaction as she doesn't understand what your reaction meant ,,, You said she told you she wanted to talk to you alone ,,,, That tells me she wanted what she was going to tell you to remain a secret between just the two of you ,,,, She might feel down and bleeding now ,,,, Are you going to betrey her by revealing her secret ?? ,,,, Will you walk all over her and pour salt in the wound now and hurt her just that much more because of this  ,,,,?? You said she is one of your closest friends ,,,, has anything changed your feelings now where she's concerned ,,,, If you like this girl or are worried about her feelings at all then try to let her down as easily as can ,,,, Don't let her linger or be worried and scared about what happens next ,,,, Do this as quickly as possible ,,,, Don't let her agonize over this ,,,, speak openly to her and let her know what you truly feel ,,,, There's no reason to ruin a perfectly good friendship because of this kind of admission ,,,,  Try to put yourself in her place ,,,, Try to imagine how you would feel and conduct yourself accordingly when dealing with this ,,,, Above all ,,,, just try to be kind and understanding ,,,, If you feel it then let her know that everything is alright and that there's no problem ,,,, Do this in a face to face meeting with just the two of you like it was when she told you about this in the first place ,,,,   Don't let her run away until you've explained yourself ,,,, She was honest with you in revealing her feelings for you  ,,,, So if your friendship with her means or has meant anything to you at all then be honest and understanding with her ,,,, You'll feel better for it and the friendship between the two of you will be just that much stronger because the two of you now share a secret ,,,,
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Okay first before I tell you these I am in no way shape or form a biggot in anyway so just remeber these are jokes...\nWhat do you call two lesbians in a closet?...A licker cabinet.\nWhat do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders\nWhy did the blondes bellybutton hurt after sex? Her boyfriend is blonde too.\nHow does the whore turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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Two men were drinking in a bar when one looks at the other and asks,\n“What are u drinking?”\nThe second one looks at him and says\n“Magic Beer”\nThe first guy exclaims, “Magic Beer?!?” The second guy says:\n“Yup, I can prove it by jumping off that cliff over there and flying right back up.”\n“Yea right,” Says the first guy. The second guy jumps off and comes back up perfectly unharmed. “Do it again.” The first guy said, and the second guy did it again.\n“Well, Im drunk enough to try.” He said. The first guy takes a sip of the Magic Beer and jumps off and falls to his death. The bartender just looks at the second guy and says:\n”You know, you can be real mean when your drunk Superman.”
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...and the bartender asks "Is this some kind of joke?"
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a) They are women. b) see answer 'a'.
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She'll have an Official Lesbian Badge. J/K :P\nThe only way to know is if she tells you herself. Or if you meet her girlfriend-girlfriend.
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It's a fetish or maybe they really want to be a female. Maybe they are gay.
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please fix your question....lesbian smoke? huh?
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If a Guy walks into a bar he would say "ouch".\n\nIf a Guy goes into a bar he says "Did I leave my woman in here last night?  'Cause I woke up with a dog!!!\n\n(HA HA)
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a girl walks into a bar in a 7 story building (at the top) and sees a guy that she thought was good looking and walks up to him "what you drinking" she asked, trying to strike up a conversation. "magic beer" he replies, so she thinks he must be nuts and tries to find something else to do. After about 15 minutes, she decides to talk to him. "so thats magic beer huh" she asked. "yep" he said. "prove it", so he jumps out the window, flies around it three times and flies back in. The lady was amazed and asked him to do it again to be sure, which he does, so she decides to try it and asks the bartender for some of what he's got. So she takes a drink, jumps out the window and falls to her death. The bartender turns to the guy and says "you know superman, your a real jack*** when your drunk"
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I'M A LESBIAN....GO US......
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well one has a penis and one has a vagina\n\none has big breasts and one only has big breasts if they are fat!
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Mind your own business. A hidden camera in her bedroom is a cheap shot. If you want to see two Lesbians getting it on, rent some porn..........
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Well dear, as Pop and I always say, "It takes all kinds." Those no account close minded bigots who can't deal with you being a lesbian can just go and... MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS. Now go get you a piece of apple pie...
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H-I-B Brilliant man! These simple questions for simpletons, may be too much for them to absorb all at once. It's real hard to decide if it was once, or maybe twice. That is what BI-LESBIANS say about not being a Lesbian. I was BI curious, or maybe SEMI-BI-LESBIAN. So how many HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS concluded that you are a HOMOSEXUAL? My example of NEO_CONSERVATIVE dialog, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! The crying "RIGHT" can't stand up for themselves, and now have to "CRY" to the left for support. BOOO-FUUUUKIN_HOO. My man here is completely right about the semis-ism, so stand up and take your knocks, it's your turn in the barrel. Vote out the TYRANTS in NOVEMBER, free America!