what president weighs more than a small whale????
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William Howard Taft, He was so big he got stuck in the White House bath tub, so he had a new one installed large enough for four.  Taft was also the first President to have a car at the White House.
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no more than any other president.
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jimmy carter\n\nhttp://www.jimmycarterlibrary.gov/kids/facts.phtml
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George Walker Bush (younger)\nGeorge Herbert Walker Bush (old guy)
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haha, did u get that from Colbert?\n"Great president or the greatest president?"\nI'd go with the Biggest Scumbag :)
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Let's see... BJ is already taken by, well, BJ Clinton. Hmmmm... Kerry is "Flip Flop". Uhhmmm... Ted Kennedy already has "Cape Cod Orca" copyrighted. All I can come up with is Mr. Vice President? Yeah, I like that... it kinda has a nice ring to it. Maybe "YEEEEAH" Dean can come up with something, or maybe "Screechin'" Al(Still Sore) Gore has one? Go ask them. They don't have answers for anything important, maybe they can help you. Good luck, and have a nice day!
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George (big doubl yah) Bush!!!!!!
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Oh man, heavy artillery. Tell him to bring Pat Robertson or Bush with him...Maybe both...and maybe theyll both accidently end up in the line of fire. Wouldnt that be a tragedy?\n\n\nPeace
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Well just look at the President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Big bird all the way!  Barney's a wuss, besides Big Bird's got that giant pecker, he could peck Barney to death.... Awesome question by the way
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A sea animal is president of a country? rs\n\nHoly cow!
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I suppose you mean in absolute terms. The Blue whale has a huge one but at maturity weighs 80-100 tons. In proportion to size, the Blue whale as compared to what I understand is an average man with a length of five inches and a weight of 200 pounds. The whale is eight hundred times larger than the man (with a whale at 80 tons) Allowing for the fact that length and girth are measured, the whale is a shorty compared to humans. If we look for the largest relative size of a "penis", we might be able to find it among the insects. There are beetles that have penises one fifth their total length.
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Bill Clinton...mmmm...sure.  He's sexy in a sort of global consciousness way...\n\nDefinitely JFK, except for the fact that he's now a rotting corpse.  But I think I could get past that.\n\nGeorge Washington and Abe Lincoln.  Powerful!\n\nBut the number one hottie dead prez...Buchanan!
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Definately the president. \nGreat lyrics.
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sorry blondie but if you think a skeleton is beautiful then be my guest lol. She is retarded, i think even more stupid than our president lol. I think my pinky finger has more fat/meat on it than her whole body haha...well with that i'm sure you know my opinion of her...see ya...(also a funny comic in the link on source about her...)
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Largest blue whale, about the size of a small car.The smallest mammalian heart would belong to the estruscan shrew I would guess
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ooohh you had to bring up those 70's sea monkey's! What do you think brought me to Florida? Those damn sea monkey's thats who...They grew into 420lb. creatures no very cute I might add. The rumors started by the town folk in Pennsylvania and they all showed up at the farm at night with torches and pitch forks with the sheriff and the mayor. I had to put them aboard my truck and transport them to the swamp here for their own safety. I didn't have the heart to leave em there..they look sorta like sea horses. They swim with the manatees now!