What should I have said when my boss says "Justin Timberlake is awesome"  I'm a true blue rocker.
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Throw up the "forks" and walk away knowing how lame his life must really be
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Just tell him how you feel. Make sure it's from the heart and your not saying it just because it sounds good.
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It's a colleague, not a friend, so I would just keep it very simple.......\n\n"Congratulations on your new beginning"
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Since he's your "new" boss, I'd say take the high road and try to grin and bear it.\n\nGood luck!
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yodeladyhoo....that is carly simon....not the carpenters! mr.crawley, i've seen some of your answers (especially to me), i cannot imagine that you would have a problem with rudeness. tell them that they need to get over themselves, and for once in their pathetic life, they are not being talked about. be straight up...take the ego down a notch.
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Dude, buy an iPod video.  Your office mates will love you!\n\n-Michael Scott
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You could try this:\n\nSay 'Boss, what would you do if I called you an ass***.?\nHe'll probably say 'I'd fire you.'\nSo you say 'Boss what would you do if I thought you were an ass****'\nHe'd probably reply that he 'can't do anything about your thoughts.'\nWhich leaves you free to say 'Boss I think you're an ass***!'\n\nHee Hee!\n\nDave B
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Thanks to my boyfriend introducing me to new music, I find myself saying "Pretty fly for a white guy". \n\nI also say "good job, Bob!" and "Gimme a break" and "You gotta be kidding!" and "weird, Margaret".
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"If it ain't country, it ain't music"\nNot that I agree with it, but that's probably what he meant.  \n\nElwood: "Excuse me ma'am, exactly what kind of music do you folks listen to here?"\nBar-lady: "Oh yeah!  We have both kinds of music - country AND western"\n- The Blues Brothers
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youre amazing? nice eyes? Im proud of you?\n\n\nWhat do you like to hear... just say that kinda stuff to him.
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Translation: I am a panda bear. Moo man....she is a hot woman in a towel. I don't stand a chance with her. The only thing I've got going for me is that she's a huge Tom Petty Fan. Keep your fingers crossed for me dude.
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Well. What do you like about yourself? That's step one. We're all unique (and, if you're into it, thank God for that!). So you have some special something that no one else has quite as much of.  I act and play music.  My son rocks at math, my daughter does art. So what do you feel like maybe you do best (not 'better than' someone else, but better than anything else you do)?\n\nFind that thing. Concentrate on that, you'll need to for other things in life, anyway. Now the trick is: feel good about that, but don't get snotty about it! Balance!\n\nNow, then, you are primed and ready. You have or know or do something quite unique. Keep it a secret for now. \n\nStep 2: When you are feeling shy, think of something related to your secret. Something to do with where you are at, at that moment. Example: I play music. I'm in a mall. A cute girl is near. The horrid muzak is playing.  I take a step near her and say, "Man, I wish they'd play some Green Day!".\n\nIce breaker!\n\nNow go with the flow, do not get too excited: you're just talking to another human.  Listen mostly.  If they say something you know for sure, add to it. \n\nContinue my example: The girl freaks me by saying "Nah, I love Classic Rock. How about some Zeppelin?"\n\nWooo Hooooo! I know about classic rock. We talk back and forth. I find out she lives 2 blocks from me and we agree to see each other around some time.\n\nAcquantance, not friend, but a great start!\n\nIf I didn't know classic rock, I wouldn't diss it. So if you don't know about something they say, the rule is ASK a question.\n\nMy example: "I don't think I've heard of Zeppelin. What are some of the songs they played?\n\n\netc.. etc.. hope that helps some!
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show that you are confident and that you will be the best employee they have.  never underestimate yourself, talk yourself up to them.
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Jealous, with me, its cause of my age, and my position at work.  How do I handle it, I walk tall.  I show why I'm where I'm at, and I deserve to be here.  They now respect me for who I am, and what I do.  It makes you feel good when people twice your age, come to you for advice.  I don't let it get to my head.  I'm just being me
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Ok take it from me i'm young and from N.Y.\nTough guy ( some one you disagree with)\nOne ( this is another way of saying good bye)\nThats Hot (we've been saying this before there was a Paris hilton)\nWhats up ( said to any one who is goodlooking)\nFor sure ( any thing you agree with)\n and thats about all I can think of.
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DONT DISS JEEZY\n\nhahaha i love this "Well I'm a giant whistle, so go ahead and blow me"
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You have a nice little @ss I love you a lot.\n\nIrishbeauty, you need to take the word mean out of quotations.