What is the food that gives you the best smelling gas?
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How's that poem go....\n\n"Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal."\n\nBut that doesn't really apply to the question, here.  It's the quality, not the quantity, of the effusion, that's been enquired of.  I can't give specifics, but I have had some good imported beers that imparted to my farts a piquant, fruity smell...but I don't recall the brands.
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Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
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Gas Ex is good.  The chewable tablets has the stuff in it to help relieve gas and also acid.  \n\nLiquid Malox taste nasty but works quick. Relief is wonderful.
604003
I would say pork. Because I had to remove a body from a housefire and it smelled like baked ham. I couldn't eat ham for a long time after that.
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Most lentils will cause gas.  I go by the blood type diet when it comes to lentils.  The only lentil that is okay for all blood types is Pinto Beans (Refried Beans, Frijoles).  You could be experiencing acid reflux that's caused by poor digestion.  Lentils are hard to digest.  I'm blood type O as most people in the world are.  Even Pinto Beans should be eaten sparingly. But are very good for the digestive tract. \n\nThe spice Cumin may help the gas, however lentils can cause weight gain.
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Depends what I've eaten and when. Though I like to think of myself as a well-balanced farter. Any time of the day is good
747668
isnt a burp trapped air and a fart methane produced from your body processing food?
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Most normal people do enjoy the smell of their own farts. Other peoples farts stink.  You don't believe me?  Ask my wife!\n\nI enjoy the smell of frying garlic, dried fish cooking, pipe smoke, marijuana, cigarette smoke, and my wife's feet.\n\nI hate the smell of canned green beans, diesel exhaust, other peoples farts (mine smell good), cow manure, and a dirty vagina.
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Well what I suggest is eating something that is 1. Well cooked, 2. Smells good, 3. Has either Cheese or a High Sugary Content. It is hard for the body to digest well cooked food so there are lots of waste left so your poop will be larger. You will also have a larger amount of gas created because the body works so hard at digesting it. Also drink cold water before eating. Your body cannot digest cold water. this is a fact. It has to get it up to your internal temperature before it can digest it. So by doing this you kick on your metabolism. Which means the gas factory is primed and pumped when you drop in the first load of fuel. The cheese is because of Lactose. the body doesnt really like it so and it will make you gasy.\n\nAlso Cyfu you should make sure that you have no obstructions in your anal cavity blocking the expelling of farts.
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it's the breakdown of food that creates gas. alka seltzer or bicarbonate is recommended.
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greasy pizza or mexican or spicy chicken.\n\nor exlax :)
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Yeast. Any (healthy) material will do if it produces gas during heating.
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bacteria in the colon will give off gas based on what you eat.
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check if it has GAS !
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Mostly methane. The smell is dependent on the person's bowel, but methan by itself does not have that "funky smell."
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laughing gas. it works pretty quickly and you will be all lightheaded and giddy...but you wont really be as concerned with what they are doing in your mouth lol.
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Seafood.  It taste great and is healthy.........plus you can cook it so many different ways!!!!