is there a respectable way to tell someone they need to learn how to wipe their a$$?
971331
To hell with respecting them just flat out say it. They obviously have no respect for everyone that has to be close enough to smell them over the course of the day.
1132304
One good way is to print out flyers and take them to potential clients where they work and/or live.  Identify exactly what you have to offer and perhaps even provide a discount for the first cleaning.\n\nIt works for many businesses.
359029
Show them that actions have rewards and consequences and each individual is responsible for their own actions. Teach them this by setting clear rules with clear consequences when not followed and rewards when they are. It's really as simple as "if you want me to do this, then I expect you to do that" or "I let you have xyz freedom and you didn't follow the rules, so you will have to re-earn xyz freedom"\nMy friend has a teen son who repeatedly takes her car and brings it home hours late without even calling her, I told her to tell him " I'm sorry, you are not allowed to use my car, because I can't depend on you to get it home on time. Find another way to go" If she would show him that she planned to stick to it, he would learn. But she never stood by any rules, that's why he does her that way. You don't have to be mean, just firm and consistent.
944465
Leave your dirty washing for them to clean up and make it messy when they use it and see how they like it !!!!
723355
write the truth politely on a piece of paper and deliver it to the person who is misunderstanding. that is the best way you can do it.
285788
call someone smart and ask them for help on it
683269
buy a nice card and then make some "vouchers"(paper, colored pens) and have them say things like, "I will do dishes", "i will cook dinner". anything that you can do that will give your mom a well deserved rest from her never ending chores. only do things that you wouldn't ordinarily do. this only costs the price of a card, but you could alway make the card too. i'm a mom and i would like this as my buttheads, oops, i mean kids never offer to help me unless i ask and then it's iffy. you can tell her that all she has to do to redeem her "gifts" is to give you a voucher. the vouchers could always be generic and say ie."any chore" and then she can choose.
1002095
Leave a note wherever the paper is delivered. like in your driveway whatever, oh ya sidewalk chalk would work and tell him/her to stop taking your paper and that your watching them
197426
It is best to write it yourself, as you know the person leaving and can give it that personal touch that no cut-and-paste source will provide.  It doesn't have to be more than a couple of minutes!
315048
Buy yourself a nice, big bottle of a really good bubble bath/shower gel/soap/anitbacterial spray, whatever (the ones that smell like apple pie, or cinnamon rolls or chocolate work best) and then rant and rave about how amazing it is (I mean rant allll day, until he/she gets sick of it) and INSIST that they try it. \n\nIf that doesn't work, just tell them that they smell/are dirty.  If they're bold enough to walk around stinking all the time (because you KNOW they smell it too), then they're strong enough to take some constructive criticism.
620684
"wipe" no H\n\nTry baby wipes, or wetting the TP.
1056811
giving someone a dirty look?
281624
Well, that is a tough one but, if he is out of "Pampers" then just simply tell him that he is acting imature and advise him on how to improve.  It will take some graceful tact on your part however, I have confidence in you.
611316
duhhh! don't tell anyone! just drill a little teeny, tiny hole in the bathroom, then cover it up with one of those classic dogs playing poker pictures!! you can freely get your cheap thrills, errr, evidence! or better yet, get rid of the bathroom! put up an out of order sign!!!!
881656
If you're such a child that you can't plan ahead enough to do your business in a safe clean place, then yes - you must deal with the filth or learn to do the squat. \n\nMost of us simply plan our lives such that we're not suddenly stuck having to take a dump in an unpleasant place.\n\nYou just have to think more than 3 minutes in advance.
755123
get your a*se on the bidet then....or use moist wipes....who cares anyway!!!
1177500
I see alot of people telling you how to use proper manners but not really anwsering your question.... You want to humiliate him tell people how small his package is and that he is a lousy lover men hate that... Date his best friend they hate that also.. so many things you can do to get even... think of what is best suited to you and here's to humiliating him