Do you fart after eating beans?
971130
Young lady, at my age, I fart after eating a marshmallow.
607089
O.k..\nLast week my sister got married and I was her bridesmaid...\nI dont know whether it was the cappucino or not but I Pooted during the blessing prayer!!..lol\nNo... Im not going to lie I farted and it was sooo loud because it was quiet then... the smell started to spread and the preacher was making twisted faces and stuff... and my BIL was laughing my sister was too...\nand someone was taping it for my mom so the next day she was showing it to people who didnt get to see it and they were laughin because the fart was audible... I was soo embaressed... the thought still makes me cringe n wanna cry...
312892
NO NO NO... Beans just generate the gas.. So while you eat the beans you gotta eat some thing fatty like sausage.  My own personnal worst (or best) was from some pickled eggs with jalepeno's. I wasnt eating beans too so the volume wasn't there, but man were they potent. AAgh
928839
I have gas - does that count?
960984
How's that poem go....\n\n"Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal."\n\nBut that doesn't really apply to the question, here.  It's the quality, not the quantity, of the effusion, that's been enquired of.  I can't give specifics, but I have had some good imported beers that imparted to my farts a piquant, fruity smell...but I don't recall the brands.
908903
I fart like a goodun every day and it doesn't matter what i have eaten but how fast i have gobbled it up. If i eat something hot i seem to cool it down by breathing on it as i put it in my mouth and i take in more air. \nI can fart for England but i have never been able to burp, no matter how hard i try, sigh,\n\nCarry on farting!!!!! hooray for farts,
374197
I do not think the gas can come right afterward.  Gas is a combination of gases, like methane.  These gases are the byproducts of digestion by the bacteria in your digestive tract.  They can digest complex carbohydrates that your digestive can't.  The thing is that these bacteria do not reside in your stomach or small intestine.  Only your large intestine or colon.  Therefore, the food has to make it all the way to the colon before this can happen.  This would take more than just a few hours.  I would think more like 12 - 24.
84321
Take the recommended amount of Baeno before eating foods that give you gas.
430466
It's the sugars. I eat at least 5 lbs of beans a week and they don't have any effect on me, but I cook them correctly and am used to them. A couple kid oriented sites: I learned that if you fart in outer space you will move forward!
671758
You fart gas, not foods.
434611
I confess:  "cool beans"  I cringe everytime I use it but I can't help myself ok!  There I've said it.  Are you happy?  Now I'm toally disgusted with myself!
29723
Funny...\n\nI think the smell you are describing is directly related to a fart..\n\nSeriously..\n\nWhen you eat different things, does it not make your Farts smell differently. \n\nThink. \nWhat does a beer fart smell like??\nHow about when you eat beans?\nWhat does it smell like when your Golden retriever eats beans??? Whoa...\n\nGarbage in, garbage out. \nIt either leaves out the anus or it leaves through your pee pee...\nIt takes with it what your body does not need.\n\nFor the record, Mine Urine smells wierd when I take an antibiotic.\nThat smell is much different than when I take a strong vitimin. \nDid ya notice it changes color too?\n\nI wonder, if small paricles of your urine are floating around in the air when you pee so that you can smell it, Are germs floating around so you can inhale them too?\n\nCould you get sick by smelling MY urine??\n\nWhy would you want to go around smelling urine?\n\nGADS, I think I will pee sitting down for now on and flush 4 times.
478211
Yes because they are digested faster than any other food. If the fruit is eaten after the meal it begins the fermentation process much earlier than the rest of the food and one ends up having a lot of gas in the intestines.
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
46193
Fart till you can no longer fart no more.
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
490711
ingestion gas on ur stomach maybe thats it