What would you do if someone urinated on your couch, while drunk and supposedly "unaware of their actions"?
953447
i would put their urine inside their beer bottle and make them drink it since they are "unaware of their actions":)
77024
Have you considered dumping him? That'll fix him for sure.... Unless you are fond of passing out drunks who treat you poorly. Just a thought.
888552
If a group of you can sit down with him and tell him he has 2 choices\nHe either goes immediately to treatment and afterwards he must remain sober (go to AA, too)......or\nYou will have to go over his head and report him.  It's ruining your department and you all are NOT going to take the blame for his behavior.
846061
call the police and report you for indecent exposure lol
839291
In my experience alcohol can definitely assist people in doing things they wouldn't normally do without alcohol in their system.  I don't think you would do anything stupid because of the fact that you are aware of this fear you have of acting innapropriate.  It's the chance we all take when hanging out with friends who are drinking, that they may do something they wouldn't normally do.  If she is a true friend she will laught with you and tell you to stop your just being drunk.  If your obnoxious when you get drunk however she may not want to hang out with you anymore.  Maybe you should just be honest with her and get it out in the open so that you both may enjoy the evening and you already know how she would react.  She may surprise you and tell you that she would be delighted to make out with you.  '-)
275062
on night when i was drunk i needed to go to the bathroom but i was too drunk to gett here so my best friend took me and she just turned around while i was doing it. theni said that i was done and when she turned around the whole floor was wet and i still flushed the toilet thinking i did it in the tiolet....the next morning it was hilarious.
691347
I think you have to realize the most quality people aren't going to be hanging around parking lots late at night.\n\nThis is indeed frustrating, and I can understand your anger, I would feel the same way.\n\nIt's difficult to say, for if you called the police, 1. would they show up in time? and 2. would the guy know it was you (since you were clearly the only one around to witness this late at night) who reported him and seek revenge?\n\nI think the best way to deal with it is to try your best to get rid of the stain.  I'd try Johnny Kat kitty litter, it is known by auto mechanics as a great way to get rid of oil spills on concrete, because it has a higher absorbency capacity than concrete.  Also try Kaboom or OxyClean, which are both good at removing organic stains.  Then there's the more expensive UrineGone (this is a real product) which is specifically to remove urine stains almost anywhere.\n\nHe probably doesn't live around there, or he'd use his own toilet.  My bet is he was drunk, further reason not to mess with him in the middle of the night without expecting some retaliation.  It stinks you had to deal with this.  If I could plan ahead for the next episode of this, I'd try hosing him down with a water hose.  It will jar him enough to stop what he's doing, plus start the cleaning process already.  Also, it's not illegal, but annoying.  Good luck!
280073
Tell them "Oh my GOD, I just peed in your car!!!" Then LMAO, probably pee again, then pay to have her car detailed.
351319
get him drunk and unzip your pants. ball is in his court then.
335960
The police will probably give you a "breathalizer" test to check if you have alcohol in your system. As you contend, you didn't actually drink, but was just holding an open beer can. You'll probably be ticketed and be asked to appear with your guardian before a Judge. This may just be a misdemeanor since you didn't actually drink but were just playing a prank.
842201
if he is there again, call him on it AS SOON as he gets there..something like...I hope you don't plan on getting drunk and acting like an ass again.  If he DOES, leave.  Plan and simple..remove YOURSELF from the situation..the only person you can control is you.  Maybe your friend will see what a hindrance he is then.  Good Luck!
94965
Wow, I dont think I could. Thats a Crazy thing to do.\n\nhowever you do need to remember she was not herself when she did it, she was drunk which impares judgment and all over common sense. Try talking to her about it, maybe she can explain to you that she doesnt remember or how sorry she is. Then put her butt to work to help build you a new one.
1161091
Go ahead, use force and then they can sue your friend, and then he won't be your friend any more. \n\nAre they really trashy, or just poor?  If they pay their rent, then not having furniture or hanging blankets in windows is not an indicator of trashiness.\n\nHow about this?  Does he keep the plumbing up? Does he flake out and pass the water bill over to his tenants even though there's only one meter and originally he was going to cover this by charging $50 extra per month in the rent?  Now the upstairs is still owed 50% of the water bill by the downstairs?  Does he refuse to get the upstairs people a mailbox?  Does he move marijuana smoking punkers downstairs that are up till three a.m. playing their music and then yelling at the normal people for being awake in the daytime?  Does he care to fix a dishwasher which is leaking into the downstairs apt, which he promised to fix on day one, along with the tub plumbing that's starting to make a huge spot on the ceiling downstairs?  It's the only bathroom, are the renters supposed to not bath indefinately while paying twice the rent of comparable units in the are? Does he insist the upstairs people take care of the gardening, without covering the cost of gardening tools?  Does he refuse to put in writing that there is a refund for the person who is paying 100% of the water bill for both apartments and covering the gardening efforts with her kids?  Did he offer to sell the entire house to both tenants before they even signed a rental lease and cause the one downstairs to go into fuedal mode because of this?  Could the fact he's not fixing anything be because he wants to sell the house right away and never intended to be a real landlord.  If your friend is anything like this, then HE is a slumlord. You're both more trashy than the people you want to kick out.
560320
Lol- this happened to me about 3 weeks ago- oops- sorry I notified the hosts and told them that the toilet was acting odd before I used it- play the concerned person- act dumb, I dont know....
591478
There is no nice way to say bad things. But their behavior is bad so go ahead and tell them, without laughing or anything-"clean up after you just I clean up after me." they'll think you're drank but they will get the message or you will need to get another room as some humans are really animals. People always obey and never grant-don't sya your point as a "wish" but make it sound like a "law." Wait a sec hahahaha. Have them read these answers hahahaha
294604
Install a video recorder in your living room or bedroom and record while they are there (suspected) alone.  YOu'll get your answer.
463720
First of all, I would confirm if it was an accident or if they did it on purpose and if it was an accident just ignore the embarrassment and go on and if the friend that embarrassed me did it on purpose I would get reveeeenge.