What is the worst thing you have ever been told?
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i joined the gay straight alliance, and someone told me "you cant ally with the gays... theyre just... too gay."  i didnt like them much personally, and any respect i had for them instantly vanished.
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Tell someone! Your being abused!!
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why do you want to know it so bad!!!!!!!!!!!
1091159
Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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My friend told me this one it is bad.\n\nBut his answer was A baby chewing on razor blades.
131935
my ex-wife. That's worse than a limp bizkit on an all buffet friday at hoochie mamas.
612452
def.the worst question ever
842331
anything that someone says that could harm you\n\nI had a guy say to me on facebook:\n\n"I almost broke my hnd and the next time i see you thats not all that will break."
912003
That's absolutely awful.
477713
My past. It was a bad past.
240660
worst job i have ever had. i am the owner too!
555187
the WORST is Hillary Duff \nand Paris Hilton(stick to still life)\nthe BEST is (drum roll)\n....................................\nDaniel Radcliffe i love his accent
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oh god yes. stupidity is the worst thing ever.\n\ni really do want to pull my hairs out one by one rather than listen to other people talk like they know what theyr on about...\n\nthats the time when banging your head against a brick wall sounds interesting
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IT WAS HER HUSBAND AND HE SAID, NOW WAS THAT SO BAD?
620903
WORST. MOVIE. EVER.\n\n--CBG
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Fool me once, Shame on you!\nFool me twice, Shame on me!
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The worst breakup line of all time is the whole "It's not you, it's me" lie.\n\nThe worst pick up line I've ever heard is from a guy that already had a girlfriend:  "What do you consider cheating?"