Hefty Smurf walks up to Papa Smurf and says...?
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lmfao, it made ME laugh.  Two thumbs up! Did you make it up? 'Cause its good.
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No, no Dozy but there is a "Sleepy" Smurf.
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This one is on the front page at eBaumsWorld.com: \nMike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
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STOP THIS NONSENSE!!! You got your El-creepo friends together again....\n\nJesus loves you so much and this is what He gets back???\n\nCan I see troll_evolution guy"s heart changing, or is this still his evil himself for contrary
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yeah how clever are you now wheres the question? ma hubby plays runescape his name is trigga so if u ever see him on there dont forget to say hi
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aww.. poor smurfy!.. he's gonna turn RED..lol
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I think he is flirting with you ;)
136195
Well, walk up to him and say hi!
332755
only two of the original 101 smurfs did not have white hats. i believe smurfs are immortal like elves
301891
report him and maybe you could ask him
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Jokie Smurf wasn't it?
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i would give SMURFETTE a new mushroom house,tell her to gather the smurfs ...and do a striptease..then i would go get gramma
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his aim is HIMCKYELEMENT837
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the smurfs are just cartoons...now The Tick will crap you a blue-diarrhea-sh!t-storm
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She was created by Gargamel to corrupt the Smurfs, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs made her good too.  They don't have genitals.  Ask Donnie why that's stupid.
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There are actually 3 female smurfs:\n\nSmurfette, Sassette & Nanny.\n\nBut yeh, they must've been at it like rabbits.
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wow you have got me thinking..the first person to make me do that today.LOL! The smurfs isolated theirselves from the rest of the world also- a point I dont think was made in that article. anyway thanks for this interesting concept.