Have you ever.....in an Elevator?
955904
I agree. I had a beautiful girl from Columbia make a move on me at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and it was awesome.
221992
I'm in a elevator and someone farts,there is no escape!HELP!
723761
YEs - It was horrible... my b/f shook the elevator at our hotel and got us stuck in there for an hour
586393
Sure have.  I was putting a display in a window of a store and bent over to plug in the cord into the floor socket and rrrriiipppp.  Yes there were people on the walk way but when I turned they looked the other way.  I think they were laughing so hard they couldn't dare look at me.  I had a clerk go buy me another pair of pants.
695386
Yes, several times.  Once in particular comes to mind vividly.  I was walking down the corridor in the hospital where I work & I saw this young woman sitting on the cold concrete floor & crying.  \n\nShe wasn't outside a patient room but an administrative office so I wasn't sure what to make of the situation.  In any case, I stopped what I was doing & knelt down next to her.  She flung herself into my arms and just cried harder & so I let her & tried to offer comfort.\n\nCome to find out that she'd just lost her mother upstairs & I've never been more glad, or grateful, to have halted myself and try to help.
934197
No. But I saw 3 angels I couldn't see their face :( Does that count? lol If I speak to one I'd be on the floor
171592
It would depend on the motion of the elevator, would you care to be more specific?
1120730
well, i was sleeping in a cabin, and i sleptwalked in the wall, i got up then i tripped on a suitcase, and then i was walking around in circles on the floor, then, farted, like 3 times then went to complete sleep. i heard this from my whole family standing laughing at me, and they told me in the morning!!!\n\nhope i at least cheered you up a little!\nCarina
1107270
lemme tell you a story that happened to me. this is no joke, I'll put my hand on a Bible and tell you this really happened.\nI was in this house that was known for being haunted. I was sitting in the floor, leaning on my arm, just chillin. \nThen I felt something, like a bug or something, crawling on my arm. I looked down. A loose penny from the floor was rolling up my arm all by itself. It got about a foot off the floor, up to my elbow, before I noticed it.\nAs soon as I looked at it, it stopped and feel flat on the floor. I jumped up and ran out.
842552
she don't know the difference between escalator an elevator....or she was just confused...
1004631
Nope, but this guy I work with is there right now.....\n\nH O L L A !!!
948480
All of the above at one time or another. One time I was at the \nsupermarket and I was whipping around the corner and I slipped \nand slid all the way down the aisle because there was a tiny \nlittle piece of lettuce on the floor in the produce aisle. If theres \nsomething on the floor , I will find it.
626154
You would impact between the 2nd and 3rd second after the cable broke, so you would want to jump 2 seconds after the break. However, considering the calculations involved, you would probably end up as a heap of screaming bloody mess at the bottom of the elevator shaft before you figured the answer out. Besides, there's no telling if jumping really works.
243865
ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
466179
True Story: \n\nI was in the basement f'ing around with a television I got out of a dumpster when I literally electrocuted myself. I fell to the ground and could not move. \n\nI prayed to God that my wife upstairs would come find me. \n\nI heard footsteps upstairs... She was headed to the basement door! I could see her shadow approaching it.\n\nI started to thank God for answering my prayer when my wife said: "No wonder it's so cold up here! Shut the God Damn Door!" and she slammed it shut.\n\nAnd I continued to lay there.
970394
No. have you ever visited the real world?
89896
It might smell fishy or musty, depending on who all are in the elevator.