Women, Wine & Hair.....What every man needs to know?
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That's good advice, might try that one day.
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simple things.\n\nlooks\nhonesty\nfaithfulness\nsmart\ntime to spend\ngoals\nhe has to know how to treat a woman\nrespectful\n\nthats the basics....... is that too much to ask for? lol
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This is hilarious!  So, this woman I know <snicker> heard about your posting, and she fits all of your qualifications.  She asked me to send this back on her behalf:\n\nYou must:\n\n-Have perfectly groomed, soft, thick hair, never going more than two weeks without a haircut, and never going bald, even at the temples.  No, you may not use Rogaine or get hair plugs.\n\n-Remain perfectly groomed facially, with no five o'clock shadow EVER.  No moustache, no goatee (unless on a whim I want you to grow one so I can see what it looks like, and then shave it immediately when I become sick of it).\n\n-Have a gorgeous face, such that you could model, but not be metrosexual in the least.  No plucking your eyebrows!\n\n-Be at least 6 feet tall and no more than 6'5"\n\n-Weigh no more than 190 pounds and no less than 170, with a perfect 6-pack stomach, a nice ass, and developed calves.\n\n-Have straight white teeth\n\n-Shave your balls and trim the hair around your genitals to no more than 1/4"\n\n-Have at least a 7" penis (limp).  Girth isn't as important, because I am tight as a gnat's ass.\n\n-Be at least 20 and no older than 28\n\n-Never be in my presence unless you smell good\n\n-Never eat onions or garlic and drink lots of pineapple juice (I always swallow if the man is worthy, and can take up to 8 inches down to the balls).\n\n-Have your own apartment or house\n\n-Never fart or burp, and never take a dump when I am at your house.\n\n-Never have bad breath.\n\n-Never do drugs, never smoke, and never be drunk in my presence.\n\n-Never gamble\n\n-Obtain or be working on an advanced degree\n\n-Pay all your bills on time\n\n-Have an excellent credit rating, and the potential to make a great deal of money.  Never borrow money from me.\n\n-Have a nice car (late model, with a great stereo system)\n\n-Not be an a**hole, selfish, controlling, jealous, loud, rude, or otherwise obnoxious\n\n-Be able to hold a decent conversation on topics that interest me, and be clever enough to make me laugh regularly.\n\n-Be able to dance\n\n-Eat pu$$y as often and for as long as I want, sometimes even if that's all I want.\n\n-Hug me and kiss me, massage me and rub my feet, do my toenails for me, with no expectation that any of this will lead to sex.\n\n-Never suffer from erectile dysfunction\n\n-Never cum until I have at least once\n\n-Have a deep, sexy voice\n\n-Take me to dinner at nice restaurants at least once a week\n\n-Take me shopping with your credit card once in a while, letting me spend up to $500.00\n\n-Never, ever cheat or compare me to other women\n\n-Not expect me to cook for you unless I want to.\n\n-Clean your own damn house\n\n-Never expect me to do your laundry, but if I choose to as a favor, reward me with flowers and a few mind-blowing orgasms\n\n-Accept me for who I am\n\n-Not play games.\n\nIf you can fulfill these expectations, let me know, and you may be allowed to contact her.\n\n:-)\n\n**Edit--Well, you know how it is.  If you can't fulfill all areas, it's the same as not fulfilling any of them.  Good luck!
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Teach her make up tricks and hair fashion tips, and talk about what to expect from guys and what to avoid. also shopping together for fashion tips.
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Manscaping is definitely a plus!  Who likes all that hair? \n\nOh, and the discussion of pubic hair is not xrated, it is actually more of a health and beauty question!  The body is only "dirty" if you make it that way!!
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Good woman's book, if you can't get your head around the fact that men & women are different.\n"Men are from Mars, women from Venus." Same stuff.\nBurn your bra & get on with life. We only pass this way once... Enjoy it!!
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It depends on the relationship between the woman and the man. \n\nThe chemistry needs to be good, the trust needs to be excellent and the sexual tension must be palpable.  \n\nThe link below is if you are over the age of 18.
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Permanently!!!\n\nYour hair tells your "Health" story.  Scientists can determine what drugs you've taken by reviewing your hair.  Men are attracted to women with long hair because they can determine visually how healthy the woman is by her hair.\n\nThe only way to errase this "Health" record you keep on your head is by shaving off your hair several times.
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Sencerity. Lots of things can seduce a woman, but you should always mean them. If you tell a woman you love her, then you better really love her. Keeping that in mind here are some things that I suggest.\nTelling her she is beautiful, but be specfic, like what makes her beautiful. Her eyes? Her hair?\nBe honest about your feelings. A lot of guys think's "uncool" and "unmanly", but I love it when a guy is comfortable enough with me to tell me how he feels. Share your sensitive side. I recently had a guy admit that he cried when he found out that his last gf cheated on him and I thought "how sweet". And I know you are probably thinking "what a wuss", but I think it's really sexy. Some guys act like they don't even have feelings. \nTell her what you like about her(personality), this means you actually have to like her, not just want to sleep with her. \nPay attention to what she likes. Know her favorite color, favorite flower, even her fav flavor gum. It may sound stupid, but she will really like it if she knows that you paid enough attention to her to know things like that. Like is she tells you favorite candy bar is twix and you pick one up on the way to see her, she will know that you remembered, it may seem like something small, but it means you listened.\n\nWell, I hope all that helps!!! Good Luck, and remember to always be honest!!!!
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1.  Shaving is something that both of you should agree.  If you like it shaved, just tell her.  Generally women love to please their men so just take it from there.\n\n2. A woman is so complicated that it only takes a woman to know another woman, so since you are a guy dont crack your head asking for these questions.  Vanity is a woman's privilege.  Anything that emerge out of a woman's vain nature is for you to appreciate and enjoy.
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Probably not as bad as the girl. Women have more of a concience when it comes to that sort of thing...MOST of the time. 'Course it doesn't override the heat of the moment (or the alcohol that brought it on!)!
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Most women are very particular with hygeine and personal care than most men do and most of them have daily rituals for their bodies. Such as using body wash/cream, lotions, mousturizers and body oils that make it supple and just like a baby!!! :-)
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Sex, Alchol and Parties. I have a male model friend - he's all about that. I keep annoying him with "stop, you are harming yourself" comments! ==>>Don't do it!
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Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to give her a lasting impression and get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you find her hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastes good while you are petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you, and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamic with you.\n\nA smart man knows how to be sincere and to a woman, this is the difference between being fucked, and being made love to. An intimate man is much more arousing than one who doesn't know the art of being nurturing.\n\nMost women are shy and insecure about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her how soft she is, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.\n\nNow stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it?\n\nGently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.\n\nSpreading a woman's pussy apart is incredibly intimate. She knows you are seeing her most private parts and this turns her on. Being totally exposed, helps her to show you how much she trusts you.\n\nWhenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and is extremely sensitive.Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit right away anyway. You have to work up to that.\n\nHer anticipation of you licking it can be a great way to build her up to arousal. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit.\n\nWhen you gently pull the hood down to expose her budding clitoris, it's like a little baby penis, red and wanton. It is very sensitive to touch, sucking, and blowing on.\n\nExperiment with what makes her moan. She will let you know when you are hurting her. She would rather you explored her sensitivities by going too far, rather than being too gentle and ineffective.
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Just off the top of my head:\nYour dealing with statistics and women have such small numbers compared to men drinking like this. Also women are usually smarter than to drink themselves to poor health as men do, people find it curious. A curious human will ask these questions to you.\nLastly men are really not needed so no one cares, but women are important to keeping humans on this planet, and one that drinks may impair her children's health.\nBeing 2006 women better be able to do whatever men can do, it's just that only 37 years (1969) has past when big changes happened in America, and many still have to catch up mentally to this.\nAlso men drinking so much is NOT how real men live; they focus on their family first, then drink responsibly, never to excess.
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LOL.  I needed a smile.  finally a guy who gets it!  \n\nBTW, Arizona Peach Tea is yummy! \n\nYes, females could rule the world if more of them would realize it.  We are taught to be submissive to men. Although, I have learned the trick to make my man do WHATEVER I want him to AND he thinks it's his idea!  \n\nWe already own most of the world...90% of your money (men spend money to impress girls) and we own 100% of your P*SSY!
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Not all men are clueless. Some get it and know how to treat a woman with respect.