Ok, me got an lobotomy.......?
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No form needed, you are a christian now.  \n\nI will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
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Imagine someone pushing bug rusty screws into your eyeballs, and then yanking them out, HARD!\n\nThis was not a easy thought .. I deserve 10 points for even having to consider such torture.
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You are LUCKY you still alive. You need to seek medical help. If you don't see Dr. your stupidity will kill you.
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only if i killed someone
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yea right and get my a** autoclaved...riiiight.
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Sure, if you don't mind the pain of having your cojones cut off.  Are you a now a woman, or just a pathetic stalker.  Dump the poota already before she gives you a disease.
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Oh my God! Damn that made ma heart jumped <3 dun dun dunn. Itz abt 11:45pm here and yes u bastard scared me but i m all good now. itz so kool =D tty soon
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This procedure is officially called a leukotomy or prefrontal lobotomy. A leukotomy refers to what is now more commonly known as a prefrontal lobotomy (Greek: leuko: white matter of brain, tomy: cutting). It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. These procedures often result in major personality changes and a massive reduction of your ability to function normally. The procedure is banned in Germany, Japan and several US states.
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Not me, go ahead kill a few brain cells!
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well.. ive actually done this before.. and i can tell you in detail how to go about it... first u need to pull out some of your teeth... and hair folicles... then dig up a corpse that looks like u.. pull its teeth out.. replace with a few of yours.. torch the body and itll be found.. next..u need to disapear.. move... get rid of all your credit cards and all... ... get a new social..i can help u with that.. message me privately... ... then .. thats pretty much it..
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That would be the one I got from the doctor who performed my botched circumcision. Really touching.
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I have Arnold Chiari Malformation...
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Looking at your picture I can see that the devil made you do it. Explain to your husband that you want to have another exorcism and he'll probably give you second chance.
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You need to get a prefrontal lobotomy or a free bottle in front of me. I forget\n\n\nhttp://www.mnc.net/norway/Mondale.htm
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Surgically insert dozens of titanium ball bearings under the skin.\nLet me know how it goes.
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Sweety, you might have to get a letter from a psychiatrist stating that you are mentally competent to handle your duties. I don't know what was involved in the self mutilation thing but if it was done out of fear or anxiety or a mental breakdown, you'll have to get a clean bill of health. I don't know if it will work but it's worth a try. Good luck, Honey. If you send me the details in email, I might be able to find something out for you. My brother's in the psych field. rilti8@sbcglobal.net
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Girl, you need to go somewhere and get something done to that dried out hairdo you're sporting! Oh, and by the way, a personality transplant wouldn't be a bad idea either!