"Fisherman loves me, Doctors hate me, Kids eat me, I am a 13 letter word, who am I?
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Chathuringmes (worms)\nbait to fishermen\nparasites to doctors\ngummy worms candy to children
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children ? they make me cry. \nthey make me suffer.
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Peter and in this regard, When I am standing on the water, I take my eyes off Him and start to sink, and sometimes I don't claim His name as boldly as I should.\n&\nSometimes Adam and Eve's other kids, in this regard. I'm there but no one knows my name.
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here's a story about the kind of person i am. there was this guy that abused me...and my friends were very angry about this fact. they arranged to have both of us "out back" of the building when i didn't know, nor he, what it was about. all of a sudden they come at him. i opened the door and told him to get away. THAT'S the type of person i am. i love people. i love my enemies. i pray for them. i will stand for anyone to the point of physical pain. and i have.
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S T F U...ur killin me!!!!!
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told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield \n\nThere is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. - Steve Martin \n\nFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns \n\nThe pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman \n\nIf your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett \n\nI'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison \n\nWhy don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. - Steven Wright \n\nTragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
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Jew people make me SICK!
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I is a BABy.....he he he\n\nand the person above me...."I is AN Alphabet" got it???
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a man whos first name starts with the smae letter as mine
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i really feel for you. go docs as it sounds like they are ruining your life he may get you a reduction or something on the nhs if your british. and speak up to people how dare they sexually harrass you like your a piece of meat. good luck xx
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peoples names. im real bad with that
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mr_original\n\niamcool\n\ndont_hate_me_cos_i'm_different\n\nthis_was_all_i_could_think_of\n\ntoo_cool_for_a_good_name
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It means "my pet hate"... I think!
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“All me bloomin’ life, sir! Me mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I’se hard, I is, I am, I are!”\n\nHow's the cow? is a better one
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It's a run-on sentence and "doctor" is misspelled.
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The Lord of the Fish is angry with you! You'll have to find a way to get in his good books. Try crimping the barbs on the hooks...and happy fishing
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I am a "c"\nI am a "c-h"\nI am a "c-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n"\nand I have "c-h-r-i-s-t"\nin my "h-e-a-r-t"\nand I will "l-i-v-e-e-t-e-r-n-a-l-l-y"\n\nI am a "c"---repeat faster and faster.\n\nI hope this is the one you needed