If you were Kramer, aka Michael Richards, what would you do to salvage your career?
960703
Say I was drunk or high, check into rehab then donate money to charity.
383142
there really isn't much you can do, except stand up and take responsibility that you "lost it".  Receive your "F" proud!
1069318
I would ask a real doctor.\nNo offense people, but I'd hate for anyone in here to play doctor just because they stayed in a Holiday Inn Express once.
194196
print a nice resume and make a lost of copies.\ndress nice\narrive when it starts\nbe yourself
946893
Nah, I'd go back to what I was doing before. I was a Graphics Artist before I got into programming and unix system administration.\n\nI think the smart ones would be able to use their intelligence to retrain and get another good job. Something that takes curiosity and brains like an explorer or a scientist.\n\nThe ones that got into computers just because of the "big bucks" might be able to retrain. Perhaps something that takes some smarts like electrician or plumber.\n\nThen the ones who can't seem to find their butts with both hands (which is a good 75% of the folks I find on line) would go back to flipping burgers and asking "do you want fries with that?"
1027616
i would be a rockstar!!!! a professional athlete u make one mistake and get hurt ur career is over!! and president its to much stress. plus a rockstar would be awesome!! lol
1097570
Michael Savage - Dr. Savage would fix things
866665
I think there is always two sides to every story.  I also think the real Michael Richards came out, but I will not  crucify him forever, so he is a racist, he vented it out. This will not affect his career, because his career has been affected since Seinfeld ended, Michael Richards will never be able to pair up a Kramer again, this having nothing to do with his outburst at the club.
736131
I'd Clean out Bill Gates (or some other Mega-Wealthy persons) bank account.\n With thier $Money Machines... They'd make it back!!
703205
lmfao.  good f'n question.  I like the way you posed that. \n\nReally though, wtf?  Was Kramer (sorry, I'll call him that, even if his real name is Mike) drunk like Mel Gibson? \nI bet Jackie Childs is super-pissed off....lol. \n\nI have no idea what's up with the silly questions today. Not very cool, though....
825126
No.  The solution is to quit your job and start over at a new one.  This time, try not to be so nasty.
28112
get off the pc and go to the nearest bar.. get drunk, get laid.. wash rinse fold.. do it all over again =)
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Michael Richards, (aka Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld)
704313
NOT a celebrity, by any means\n\nI'd come back as someone with comfortable enough means to live a good life, as discreetely as possible because I just can't see any good sides of celebrity (about from making easy money, but that's why I said "with comfortable enough means")
459847
call my family and friends in, roll a blunt, and talk to them about how much they meant to me, and not to be sad.  \nThen I'd tell em to beat it, because I gotta get laid and watch Family Guy one more time before I Bite The Big One.
258346
STOP WORKING.\nKEEP EARNING.
207710
I'd take a couple of tylenol, a big bottle of water, and go lie down for a bit.\n\nAnd throw away your copy of The Matrix.