Anyone up for a great old joke?
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awww what a nice guy lmao
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ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).
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that's a gr8 one. i really enjoyed it. hope u send some more. \nur cool!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthis is the way i keep an old fart busy for 14 seconds.\nbye! \nit was a joke!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha....Good joke..lol
978908
Ha Ha Ha .......You fellas must be all with good sense of humour to understand and to with stand the Joke !!! Nice one !!! I liked it !!!
431962
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
1034311
You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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Jokes for atheists?... maybe we can have some laugh atleast with jesus ****
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Real Funny.\n\nRead this one\n\nThe Deaf Genie\n\nA man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the\nbag on the counter.\n\nThe bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.\n\nThe man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one\nfoot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag\nand pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.\n\nHe reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,\nwhich he places in front of the piano.\nThe little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful\npiece by Mozart!\n\n"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.\n\nThe man responds by reaching into the paper bag.\nThis time he pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and\nsays..."Here. Rub it."\n\nSo the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke\nand a beautiful genie is standing before him.\n\n"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"\n\nThe bartender gets really excited.\n\nWithout hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"\n\nA few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.\nIt is soon followed by another duck, then another.\nPretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!\n\nThe bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's\na little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."\n\n"Tell me about it!!" says the man...\n\n"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"\n\nBYE - Imtiyaz G
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go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
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Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
816498
That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
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I love that joke.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen I heard it 25 years ago.  You must be a fantastic archaeologist to dig that one up.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaha....dats da gr8es joke ive heard in centuries...gud one...
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A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
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HAHAHA   great joke!!