What kind of lubricant works best for very dry *cough* p-pa-parts? Thanks for your help.?
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KY!!! and they have diiferent types too like mint tingle lol
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For what purpose? Probably paint thinner, mineral spirits, or acetone. These are only suggestions and not proven. Try at you're own risk.
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hahahahahahahahahha im laughing because your detail made was a joke referencde and if it wasnt rhen sorry if i offended, if your really struggling with your penis then use lubricant as your probarly not wet enough which means your masterbating right/ coz no girl would be that dry surly?????\n\nsee doc if worried
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Why lubricant? and why Mastu****** in the first place.\n\nFollow a health life style, save your genes and chromoshomes for a latter day happy married life.\n\nWish you best if you follow the abovesaid.\n\nIf you dont, GOD help you.
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Rubbing alcohol mixed with water and spray it on. That is what we use to get mold off of tobacco that we harvested and had to hold over till the next year.
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A dry cough is noise but no mucus. A wet cough is productive (you are spitting up mucus.)\n\nStop. Don't reach for the cough medicine until you know what you're doing. And certainly don't give it to children or people with addictions until you understand exactly what those ingredients mean.\n\n\nThe first thing to find out is whether your cough mixture is an antitussive or an expectorant. It cannot be both. One cough mixture does not treat all coughs. If your cough mixture claims to contain both ingredients (and there are some which do), put it back on the shelf immediately.\n\n\n\nAn antitussive is a cough mixture which stops the coughing reflex. It is intended for the kind of cough we commonly call dry: that itchy, persistent scratch in the throat. It's often caused by an irritation in the throat, and coughing just makes the irritation worse. So the best remedy is to suppress the body's natural reaction to cough. Antitussives may be addictive, because they work on the cough reflex in the brain. If you are concerned about addiction, look for an antitussive called dextromethorphan, which is considered safe.\n\nAn expectorant is a cough mixture which assists the coughing reflex. Yes, that's right, it helps you cough more. It is intended for the kind of cough we commonly call wet, or productive: you cough up mucus. Where is that mucus coming from? It's coming from your lungs. What happens if you don't cough it out? You can answer that one yourself.\n\n\nYour lungs normally produce a certain amount of mucus, which is carried out of the lungs by little hair-like cilia lining the air pipes. It's so natural you don't even notice it. However, if you have an infection, or sometimes just an allergic reaction to something, this can result in a buildup of mucus. Your body's natural reaction is to clear the lungs by coughing. Once the infection has cleared, and the mucus buildup has gone, the coughing will stop by itself and you'll be able to breathe again.\n\n\nThat's step one. Identify what kind of cough you want to treat, and buy the right kind of formulation. Anti-tussives for dry coughs, expectorants for wet coughs. If you want to keep cough mixture in your first aid cupboard, make sure you have one of each.\n\n\nStep two is to find out more about the other ingredients in a cough mixture. Very few cough mixtures have just one ingredient. Often, the ingredients fight each other instead of working together.\n\n\nSome cough mixtures have ingredients to help stop pain. This can be useful with both an antitussive and an expectorant. If your throat is sore, you want to soothe the pain. If your lungs are painful from a tight chest caused by inflammation, some pain relief is always welcome. Codeine is often added to cough mixture to help soothe the pain. That's fine - but be aware that codeine is potentially very addictive. It is a derivative of morphine, which is a powerful narcotic painkiller. If you're buying a cough mixture for children or people with addictions, avoid the codeine.\n\n\nAnother ingredient often added to cough mixtures is an antihistamine, which helps fight allergic reactions. It is probably a good combination with an antitussive, where coughing may result from an allergic reaction in the throat. It can happen that lungs fill up with phlegm caused by an allergic post-nasal drip, for example, so don't be surprised to see it in an expectorant.\n\n\nSome cough mixtures have a bronchodilator added. This is an ingredient that helps widen the air passages in the lungs. It can be a very helpful ingredient when your lungs are filled with mucus, because it gives the mucus room to move so that it can be coughed out more easily. It is completely useless in an antitussive and serves only to increase the price.\n\n\nDecongestants help soften the phlegm, so that it can move out of the lungs more easily. Once again, these are only appropriate in an expectorant. Your doctor
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Yes. As previosly stated you need a lube that doesn't wash off with water. We found that petrolium jelly (Vaseline) works well b/c it is greasy and doesn't wash off with water.
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Water based lubes are best and without dyes or perfumes to possible irritate you.\n\n"ID Glide" is a great lube and last longer than KY Jelly.\n\n"Pre-seed" also might be a nice choice for women who experience burning with different lubricants, since the acid balance is intentionally different (less acidic) from most other lubricants on the market.\n\n"ID Millenium" and "Eros Bodyglide" are great silicone choices. They are silicone based lubes and last way longer. They are good choices for alternative sex as well. However because they are silicone based it takes longer for the female to expel them from her pubic region because it is meant to last long term and is not water based.
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hi, \n\nacetone will do the job nicely.\n\nbe careful, though, it essentially is making napalm.\n\nhere is a list of the effects of variuos solvents, though i think it's on bulk polyurethane, not the foam:\nhttp://www.rimnetics.com/rimsolventsheet.htm\n\nanything there that says breaking, collapse or degradation would probably eat the foam up.\n\ncheers!
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Don't use any lubrication !
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Forget to give choices?\nO.K., I am giving the choices. \nBut it all depends upon the applications where it is required.\nLubricants are an essential part of modern machinery. Everything from computer hard disk drives to the Airbus A380 requires lubrication of its moving parts.\nI mean with respect to rpm of the equipment , size of the equipment , temperature of the equipment and type of the equipment.\n\nTypically lubricants contain 90% base oil (most often petroleum fractions, called mineral oils) and less than 10% additives. Vegetable oils or synthetic liquids such as hydrogenated polyolefins, esters, silicone, fluorocarbons and many others are sometimes used as base oils. Additives deliver reduced friction and wear, increased viscosity, improved viscosity index, resistance to corrosion and oxidation, aging or contamination, etc.\n\nNon-liquid lubricants include grease, powders (dry graphite, PTFE, Molybdenum disulfide, etc.), teflon tape used in plumbing, air cushion and others. Another approach to reducing friction and wear is to use bearings such as ball bearings, roller bearings or air bearings or to use sound, in the case of acoustic lubrication.\n\nLubricants such as 2-cycle oil are also added to some fuels. Sulfur impurities in fuels also provide some lubrication properties, which has to be taken in account when switching to a low-sulfur diesel; biodiesel is a popular diesel fuel additive providing additional lubricity.\n\nIn addition to automotive and industrial applications, lubricants are used for many other purposes, including K-Y Jelly, often used as a personal lubricant, bio-medical applications (e.g. lubricants for artificial joints) and others.\n[edit] Synthetic oils\nPolyalpha-olefin (PAO) \nSynthetic esters \nPolyalkylene glycols (PAG) \nPhosphate esters \nAlkylated naphthalenes (AN) \nSilicate esters \nIonic fluids \nNote: In the USA certain Group III base stocks may be designated as synthetic; typically hydrocracked oils.\n\nSolid lubricants\nGraphite \nMolybdenum disulphide \nTeflon \nBoron nitride \n\nplease visit following for more information:\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant
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. Lubricating the rounded end of the tampon applicator with a water-based gel such as K-Y jelly, for the first few tries, can also be helpful. And by the way, don't use a petroleum-based jelly. It can cause an infection as ALL "OIL BASED" lubricants can. \n. Stand or sit in a comfortable position. Try sitting on the toilet with legs apart and lean slightly forward, or try crouching down with knees far apart. Standing with one foot up on the tub also works for some girls. Hold the tampon applicator in whatever hand you write with. Use the thumb and middle finger to hold the ridged rings (the finger grip) at the bottom of the larger (outer) tube.\n \n\n \n\nThe tip of the applicator's larger (outer) tube should be pointed into the body, toward the lower back. The end of the smaller (inner) tube, with the removal cord showing, should be pointed away from the body. \n\n2. With the other hand, spread the folds of skin around the vaginal opening. Place the tip of the outer tube of the tampon applicator in the opening of the vagina.\n \n \n \n\n \n \n\n \n\n \n\n\n \n \n \n\n  \n \n\n 3. As the picture shows, the vagina slants upward and toward the back. So, aim the tampon toward a point low on the small of the back (the curved area of your lower back). Gently push in the tampon applicator. For flushable (cardboard) applicator tampons, ease in the applicator by slightly twisting or rotating it from side to side. (Avoid twisting a plastic applicator, which slides in best when pushed at the proper angle.) Stop when the outer tube is inside the vagina and the two fingers holding the applicator tube touch the body at your vaginal opening.\n \n\n \n\n \n\n4. Then place your index finger (or a finger of the other hand) on the end of the inner tube (where the cord comes out). Push the inner tube until it is completely inside the outer tube. This pushes the tampon out of the applicator and into your vagina. Take your finger off the end of the inner tube so that the removal cord hangs free. Keep your thumb and middle finger on the outer tube rings.\n \n \n \n\n  \n \n\n \n \n\n \n\n \n\n\n \n \n \n\n  \n \n\n 5. Hold tightly onto the two tubes that are now one inside the other. Gently take out both applicator tubes together. (The cardboard tubes can be flushed away.) If the tampon is in correctly, you shouldn't feel it at all. (There are very few nerve endings in the vagina where the tampon is placed.) If it feels uncomfortable, it is probably not placed far enough into your vagina. The uncomfortable feeling comes from the tampon rubbing against the muscle at the opening of the vagina. If this happens, remove the tampon and try again with a fresh one.\n \n\n \n\n6. To remove a tampon, pull the withdrawal cord gently downward and forward. The tampon can be flushed down the toilet. \n\nTampons are a comfortable, effective way to handle menstrual flow. Girls and women should follow a few simple guidelines for proper use of tampons: \n\nWash hands before and after changing a tampon. \n·         Tampons should only be used during menstruation, not for absorbing vaginal discharge. \n\n·         Tampons should be changed regularly, every four to eight hours. A used tampon should be removed before a new one is inserted. \n\n·         Tampons do not need to be changed every time a woman urinates. Simply move the removal cord out of the way to keep it clean. \n\n·         Always remember to remove the last tampon at the end of a period.\n\n·         Young Women aged 13 or younger should refrain from using a Tampon due to potential harm this may cause to the hymen and their periods are unpredictable usually.
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Don't listen to the previous poster. \n\nYou should never start with kerosene and sandpaper. That's too intense to start with. A beginner should probably used Vaseline instead. \n\nYes, Vaseline and a light, gentle sandpaper.\n\nWork your way up to the kerosene and rough grade sandpaper. Only real mean can handle (no pun intended) that level of intensity.
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Years ago Vaseline was commonly used as a lubricant.  Today \nthere is stuff like Ky Jelly that is much better and safer.  I have heard of problems with Vaseline (don't know if true)  but when there is a better product, why not use it?
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Try using hydrogen peroxide on it. \n\nI helped rescue a guy out of a burning car a few weeks ago, and he got blood all over my shirt and jacket. When I got home that night, I put some H2O2 on it and it took care of it immediately. So, it even works on dried blood!!\n\nNifty, huh?
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My mom used to make a cup of warmed honey, lemon juice, water and a small amount of whiskey.  It used to make me sweat and broke up my cough.  I hated the taste of it, but it did seem to work.  I have recently used that Airborne stuff mentioned in the previous post and it works also.  My doctor recommends Robitussin with the expectorant, that thins the mucus and allows you to cough the junk up out of your lungs.  Hope you're feeling better soon.
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Your favorite brand of Latex. The question should be "What kind of lube?" Cause you WILL need it. \n\nAnd the answer to that question? Anything that says "Compatible with Latex Condoms" :)\n\nPS! Ignore the Wise Fool.