Were you ever embarrassed when your Mother took you places?
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oh Lord have mercy. You are in deep trouble, buddy. no more 2 hours of coitus!! 2 hours of coitus!!!\n\nJust let her do her own freaky thing...I have a sibling on here too and we just stare, open mouthed at each other sometimes, like WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?? after reading each others crap on here.\n\nout of respect, I DID have to take off the black vinyl femme dom outfit spread eagle avatar of myself..it was just too much and I did not want it brought up around the Thanksgiving table.
312242
yes\n\nI ran away from home when I was 12 because my dad had gotten really mad at me and I wanted to disappear. So I went around the corner to a grove of trees on the campus of the Catholic girls’ college across the street from our house. I climbed a tree, and I stayed there all day and on into the night. My parents were frantic and finally called my best friend to see if she would have any idea where I was, and she did, of course because it was a place we’d go play all the time. Pretty soon there were four large policemen with Q-beams shining up on me telling me to get my little heiny down from there, that somebody wanted to “tan” it for me for worrying them. Talk about incentive! \n\nWhen I got home, my mother was crying and she NEVER cried. I felt so guilty. My dad looked so crushed and shrunken. The trouble is I knew I was wrong, both for the original “crime” and for running away. I never did it again. Took my lumps ever after.\n\nMany decades later, my 6 year old daughter got mad at ME and packed a bag with her toys and blankie, and “ran” away. I told her brother (age 9) to follow her. They got as far as the corner, then he took her bag and brought her home. She said she didn’t want me to worry, so she came back even though I was awfully mean, she still loved me. (I don’t know  why I thought that was an important story to add here.)
451438
I always tell my mom that as a joke lol. She hates when i do it in public. LMAO just thinking about it makes me laugh. "Damn women, the second we gave them rights, they thought they were people" And "WOMAN! Get in the kitchen where you belong" ....it's even funnier cause I'm a chick.
1017814
The day I was born. My mom mistook contractions for stomache cramps and went to use the restroom.  A couple pushes later...out came me.  You would think that she had never had a child before.  She barely caught me by my feet as she stood up. I don't remember this moment but it's embarrassing everytime someone brings it up.
525929
yea...i remember my now exboyfriend laying on a bed and me and my friends made him get naked so we could make sure he wasn't "sick". then, it switched and i was on the bed naked while they drew all over me with permanent markers....that was quite the story for mom to hear from a 5 year old.
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One day, I had to inform something to my to be mother-in-law, so I called my fiancee on phone, she received the phone and \nI asked her - "Where is your mother?" \nShe said - "Wait for some times, she is changing after bath"\nthen surprisingly without thinking any further I just asked -"What is she wearing now?"\n\nMy fiancee just hang the phone up ..\n\nwas not that embarrassing?
489926
Time........as we grow up we don't spend time with our parents.  I always took my Mom to a special place for dinner.  In fact, I never really had a mother's day because I always spent it with my Mom.
697366
Yes i did and i regret it. I was a young mother then only 16 and i stole my baby a pair of shoes. That was 20 years ago. May God forgive me
116155
Hid under their (brothers) beds, and after they were tucked in for the night I reached up and grabbed a leg and held on... they screeched like little girls.\n\nAlso blew pepper at another brother.. which he thought it was my sister, so he got her back instead..she can't stand pepper even today.\n\nKilled my sisters favorite stuffed animal by giving it a bath in the washing machine... all the insides became outsides.. until our mom performed surgery and restuffed and sewed it. I was so scared she'd hate me..Thank God Mom was able to fix it all.
933565
On a french exchange, my exchange students mother asked me if I wanted some more dinner, I tried to tell her "no thank you I am full" but instead said "no thankyou I am pregnant". I was 14 at the time and I was very embarassed when I realised what I had said.
575526
Yes! But I didn't walk, I drove off and left her azz!\n\nShe kept farting in my car and left a brown streak on my seat! So, I saw it as we were getting on and went off! I told her, I was going to clean out my car and went some place else with my friends. Leaving her stranded!
317847
i was 2 when my mom told me that i have to sit down on the toilet unlike my older brother... darn i wanted to be like him back then...
1101994
I use to be funny.  I think that would be completely disrespectful if you did that to your girls mom.  Don't do it!
39414
I was drunk on my back porch asleep in a chair, I had eaten a burrito about 30 minutes before this, I still had the Taco Bell bag near me, so I woke up needing somewhere to vomit, so I threw up in the bag.  I went back to sleep and woke up about 30 minutes after that.  my friends and I were talking and hanging out and my mom was chillin' with us too.  One of my friends noticed that I didn't have any glasses on, I normally wear glasses.  My mother gasped and said, "Oh no, I know where they are." You guessed it, in the bag, she is the best mom ever, she put a glove on and got those glasses out and cleaned them for me and everything.  then, my friends took the bag and stapled it to a light pole down the street and labeled it as my puke.  It hung there for about 6 weeks.  Embarrassed? You bet ya.
637547
Yes. This happened to me when I turned 18. I was out on my own for the first time. Very scary and stressful time.
14961
the most embarassing thing that happened to me was the day my mom walked in on my ex-boyfriend an i having sex.we kept right on doing what we were doing, because it was too late to stop, she had already walked in.
246706
My husband and kids went to a nice restaurant during the time that we were trying to get our daughter potty trained and I have always praised my daughter by clapping and saying "Yay, you went potty!!" Well I had to go to the bathroom and took my daughter with me and when we came out there was a whole bunch of people waiting to use the restroom and my daughter then clapped and said "Yay!! Mommy you went potty!" Needless to say I wanted to crawl under a table and die!!