cleaning out system for a parole drug test for meth use?
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I dont know if it will work for meth but it works for weed. flush your system out with water, tea or cranberry juice. drink lots of these fluids constantly for a few days to a week. Do some exercise too to sweat out the toxins. eat light as well for awhile. stay away from heavy food that stick to you.
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YES!  Gas them with anyhydrous amonia, since they want it so bad.  Also, MAKE them smoke it (the main way it is used) until they die from it....that would be a really horrible way to go.  OD's from meth are really bad....od'ing them until they died would be truly the worst way.  But after all, we would just be giving them what they wanted!  And what they deserve!
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I've got really bad news for you.  The most common test these days is to take a hair sample.  There's nothing you can do to clean that up except lay off the drugs.
966489
Possibly. Why don't you just using drugs?????? Clean up your act.
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I think by eating healthy foods like fruits, vegatables, and high fiber foods (All Bran Cereal, etc.) will help purify your body of toxins.  This are seemingly foods that could help you.  I was a counselor of addicts for three years, however, I concentrated moderately on diet.  Be prepared to gain weight most likely, have lack of motivation, and constantly tired.  Keep in mind that you are moving toward being healthy.  These different aforementioned negative things are the biggest reasons meth users go back to the drug.  I commend you highly on taking on such a huge leap in your life.  No offense, and I ask you to take this jokingly.  In the next few months, as you look in the mirror, and you see a tired, slightly plump, hardly movitivated person, take comfort in knowing that you are healthy and alive.  I lost two people as a counselor to drugs, and it warms my heart to see you taking this step.  Stay the course!!
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Alcohol Evaluation ($) which will tell you that you have a problem(they always do), treatment ($), day in jail, probation ($), on record for life, plus court and legal expenses.\nWelcome to the system! That part is nothing. \nTake advantage of the opportunity to get it straight or you will be like me...NEVER get out of "the system"! EVER!!
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Dont do the bleach thing, you'll end up in the hospital I promise you that.\n\nOnly thing I'd recommend is cruise around to your local "head shops" and ask them if they have any products that cleanse your system.  Don't mention THC, dont mention Cannabis, Just say you need to take a drug test and you need a product that cleasnes your system.  Drink lots of Cranberry juice and lots of Water, to the point where your constantly urinating.  Start brushing your teeth and using mouthwash with lots of alcohol as much as you can the day before and the day of the test.  I'm talking brushing your teeth like 7 times a day.  (this kills cells in your mouth and washes them away incase its a mouth swab test).   \n\nStill your best bets are to either get the expensive kit that cleanses your system, or to sneak in urine from someone else that doesn't consume and illegal substances.  Easy way to do that is with condoms and rubber bands.  Fill up the condoms, tie them off tightly, rubber band them to your leg bring a needle with you(sticking it in your shoe works good).  When you go into the bathroom your usually alone so just poke a hole in the condom, fill it up to the point they need and then take the used condoms with you(id recommend washing them before you put them in your shoe or whatever so you wont smell like urine).  dont leave rubber bands, needles or condoms behind.\n\nHeavy smokers (smoking lots every day) can rid themselves completely of THC by just not smoking for 30 days.\n\nLight smokers that just smoke once or twice durring the week or even less usually only take a week or two to get it all out of their system.  Sometimes even less i guess it depends on the person.\n\nGood luck, hope you pass for job/sports or whatever.  Only thing wrong with cannabis is its legal status.  If its a job, I'd recommend finding one that doesn't require pissing in a cup unless its a career choice, in which case you should have quit sooner.
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Call your parole officer.\n\nTurning for your parole maintenance advice to Yahoo Answers is like just willfully gambling with completing the rest of your stretch in the Maryland correctional system.\n\nThis is too important to play games with.  Call your P.O.  Seriously.\n\nGood luck and stay free.
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First drugs are illegal so a punishment goes there.\nUnder the use of drugs an act of crime occurs, may not have if accused was clean.\nConsider priors he/she may have.\nThen put together a jail term and a drug rehab program.\nI would suggest  a 3 to 5 year  sentence and less time for good behavior.  \nYes you are right about a killing being less time. That really stinks.
727662
Drinking alot cranberry juice and alot water to clean out your system. Wal Mart sell drug test you can take at home to make sure you clean before you go to the real drug test.
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My son recently failed a drug test while on probation. It is his first violation of probation. He is in jail now and will be there for another 6 months waiting for a new public defender to be assigned to him and a hearing which is in Nov. The state is requesting he serve 20-30 months. Depending on what your crime was originally as well as the judge handling your case, will decide on what happens to you. If you were originally arrested for a drug crime, you will probably go to a drug rehab live-in facility. If your crime was not drug related, then you will probably serve time in jail. The length of time depends on the severity of the crime you were charged with and how many VOP's (violation of probations) you have had. My advise to you is to call your probation officer and inquire about going to a drug rehab. program and admit you have a problem. If you don't, he will just soon have you picked up anyways. It would look better for you to show you are wanting help of your own free will.
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to make sure they're not smoking methamphetamine.
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Time to look beyond the state and local authorities - try the DEA:\n\nhttp://www.dea.gov/contactinfo.htm
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you will be fine. dont need the detox drink. you have to smoke quite a bit before it shows up in your urine.
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Yes. The link below advertises a meth test kit, which will show if the final product was present. Cleanup is expensive; if you think a property may possibly have been a meth lab, have it tested, and if it was, make it a condition of sale/rental that the current owner bring in a certified meth-lab cleanup specialist (an industrial hygenist).
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Theres no need to go about stashing urine if you want to pass a drug test.  What you need to do is to go to GNC and pay a couple of bucks for a bottle of Niacin(Flushable). Take 2-3 pills a day, in the days prior to your drug test. Remember, when you take these pills your skin will burn like hell and turn red, dont worry, its normal.  After you burn, you'll have to piss like a race horse, this will flush your body of all of the impurities that would cause a positive result on those pesky drug tests. This is not a masking agent, nor is it fake urine. THIS WILL ACTUALLY CLEANSE YOUR BODY OF THE, UM, REMAINING BAD STUFF. Believe me, this will work. I used to smoke pot and this never failed me.\n\n-J.
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Sounds like Controlled Substance Act (drugs)  Manufacturing/ Delivery.\n\nJust a guess, but if you've got any left that you want to get rid of before trial...