What do you do when someone ruffles your feathers?
965483
If it was you?  Pluck one and chase you around tickling you. You'd know you'd love that too....especially...the *drum roll* evil blue feather.  *symbol crash*  ; )
853201
Because they have fur or feathers.
29948
Every luxury they have - take them away until they start behaving, and make them do chores to earn those luxuries back.  Do NOT let them have their way.  Be stern with them as long as you can.
529354
wow...i would say dont be friends with *cough* meghan *cough*...or yell at her...cuz thats always funny especially when *cough* carrie *cough* does it
516468
Tell them you don't appreciate their negative behavior, and if they continue, walk away.  Some people LIVE for nagging and carping, and they are often better known as "psychic vampires".  They can suck the energy right out of you.
249775
Give them a bone......\nMy pussy does the same thing...constantly meows over & over.
184206
Do something completely and utterly ABSURD, and well, okay, NON-VIOLENT.  \nI once considered buying a bunch of frozen chicken feet, painting them different colors like they were some voodoo thing or something, and then throwing them all over my ex-husband's (and previously my) lawn.  The worst they would have gotten me for was vandalism, if he could have proven it was me.  Better yet, he would have made a fool out of himself telling everyone that i had cursed him.  (The only reason that I didn't was because when I left him, I only took what I had come in with and it wouldn't cover the cost of the feet.)\nAs I said, "COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ABSURD!!!!"  It's TOTALLY UNEXPECTED and more fun, too.\nMaybe you could have a friend help you bake some delicious bread that spells out something like, "you stink!"  Then have it delivered nicely wrapped with a card reading simply, "From Me."
559374
Birds of a feather flock together - if I say anymore I'll be roported for being a rasist.
1119071
Politely, ask them why they whistle. They may whistle without realizing that the're doing it. Many people whistle like cats purr. They whistle when they are happy or content or not under stress. That should get the conversation going and could lead to a resolution.
1177301
LOL\n\nIts actually some flies buzzing around you.  Take a shower.
227600
You can swap them with your palm or let them fly outside or find their nest and destroy it, if possible. At least, that is what I did, and would do.
170459
That would just be considered damn distasteful. You need to be tared and feathered if you did that.
482346
Try Windex and a soft paper towel.
391518
Attach your mouth to their neck, suck to create a vacuum, then suck really hard. That'll give em a little hicky!
962187
Uhm.. try hitting them with the cane.\n\nthanks\nShadowhawk--
143334
i think its because of the air pressure. the air drags the feather up? i think
97253
Talk with her, let her know how you feel and ask her to stop doing it. Word it in a way that doesn't sound critical and she'll be more apt to listen.