why does santa have a beard?HO!HO!HO!?
960554
Hey, he lives in the North Pole, not Miami, he doesn't pack, the elves do.  Besides he needs to keep his face warm while he's in the slay, delivering all the toy's.
1054385
because a mustache would look ridiculous!!!!
1004159
Better question is why not the beard hair? I dunno!\n\nhttp://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
732800
Well......grow a beard.
841965
Why does Santa Claus use reindeer?\n\nBecause Moose can't fly!
366852
Good question, never thought of that, but you are right, living in a jungle, and being an ape man, he should have a beard.\nHowever, as he is a fictional character, and often played in television or the movies, by some handsome actor, usually well built.\nThe movie companies wish to let their audience see the face of the real man. Just my guess.
19766
santa claus. best answer.
1182161
yes, in the smurf world he was the only one with a beard. If you are thinking of smaller characters with beards - the whos from Dr Seuss are the tinyest of all since the are smaller then the dust found it a snowflake.
383974
LOL.  Just like Santa showed up at the manger.
830215
Oh who believes in SANTA anyway! lol
310178
Because religion gives people a chance to still have a Santa Claus figure in adulthood without feeling too ridiculous, by renaming it 'god', and thus trying to make it sound like a more grown-up idea.  It's simply a character flaw in people who don't want to accept reality.
866764
When I lost my first tooth. My mom slipped $1 under my pillow. How deceiving she was. And hey I still believe in Santa. He sends me what I want, only in husband form........ hey I think I need to look into that one too. Seems like there are alot tricky people around here pulling the wool over my eyes.?????
1154856
Excuse me! I'm Santa Clause, and I don't appreciate you asking this type of question, and unless you want coal in your sock this coming X-mas, then consider rephrasing the question;) LOL
482459
WHAT???? Santa is a fake? No, you are lying or been misinformed
954694
here comes santa clause, here comes santa clause ridein down santa clause lane!!! i just had to type the whole thing... lol... my daughter told me this...
12067
st. nicholas was a good guy that gave out presents arround chirtmass time, thing that money other peolple strated doing untill it become what is now. then toy factories started making money out of people who carry out this tradition and one day they decided tocreate this fat guy for a slogan. so santa is just like sonic in a lot of ways just a fictional charater.
1140635
It's a playoff superstition. They call them playoff beards and the players don't shave until their team has either been eliminated from the playoffs or they capture the Stanley Cup.