What song TITLE (not content) by The Monkees, best describes your philosophy of life?
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Hey, Hey! We're the Monkeys!\n\nThink about it.....
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"If I Had..."\n\nLife.. by Marshall Mathers\nWhat is life?\nLife is like a big obstacle\nput in front of your optical to slow you down\nAnd everytime you think you gotten past it\nit's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground\nWhat are friends?\nFriends are people that you think are your friends\nBut they really your enemies, with secret indentities\nand disguises, to hide they true colors\nSo just when you think you close enough to be brothers\nthey wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin\nWhat is money?\nMoney is what makes a man act funny\nMoney is the root of all evil\nMoney'll make them same friends come back around\nswearing that they was always down\nWhat is life?\nI'm tired of life\nI'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins\nI'm tired of committing so many sins\nTired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins\nTired of never having any ends\nTired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins\nI'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins\nTired of not having a deal\nTired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel\nTired of drowning in my sorrow\nTired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo\nI'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off\nI'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour\nthen this boss wanders why I'm smartin off\nI'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough\nTired of having to work as a gas station clerk\nfor this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk\nI'm tired of using plastic silverware\nTired of working in Building Square\nTired of not being a millionaire\n\nBut if I had a million dollars\nI'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics\nIf I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick\nwithout a condom on, while I'm on the john\nIf I had a million bucks\nit wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out\nrobbing armored trucks\nIf I had one wish\nI would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss\n\nI'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor\nTired of taking pop bottles back to the party store\nI'm tired of not having a phone\nTired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on\nTired of not driving a BM\nTired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him\nTired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM\nTired of not performing in a packed coliseum\nTired of not being on tour\nTired of fucking the same blonde whore after work\nin the back of a Contour\nI'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones\nHaving a lack of funds and resorting back to guns\nTired of being stared at\nI'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat\nTired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz\nTired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs\nTired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me\nsaying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"\nI'm tired of radio stations telling fibs\nTired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"\n\nBut if I had a million dollars\nI'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics\nIf I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick\nwithout a condom on, while I'm on the john\nIf I had a million bucks\nit wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out\nrobbing armored trucks\nIf I had one wish\nI would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss\n\nYou know what I'm saying?\nI'm tired of all of this bullshit\nTelling me to be positive\nHow'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?\nKnow what I'm sayin?\nI rap about shit around me, shit I see\nKnow what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything\nTired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city\nCan't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin?\nBut ey, it's co
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Like a Rock\n\n(I love Marty Feldman! And Young Frankenstien! And anything else by Mel Brooks! "My, what big knockers!")
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Hoobastank -- "If I Were You"\nAlbum: Every Man For Himself
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"Empty Garden" by Elton John. It's about the death of John Lennon. Not sure if this is what you're looking for though.
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Twin Peaks !\n\nI forgot the name of the song. Used to have the tape and it is really good (to me anyway).....can't find it anymore anywhere; what a pity !
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Anything from the monty python song book.... "Sit on my face and tel me that you love me"... "Isnt it awefully nice to have a penis"....
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Daydream Believer, the Monkees.
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Into the Mystic-Van Morrison\nI hope that is the one...
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Life is Wonderful\n\nI went crazy when I heard it - I love Jason Mraz.  It is from his latest album Mr. A-Z
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"Love of My Life" by Jim Brickman.  Best ever if you are totally in crazy love!!!
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That's a tough one. It'd have to be one that could fit me in most moods. I'd probably say OK Computer by Radiohead.
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Andy Griggs - You Won't Ever Be Lonely\n\nNow gimme the 10 points
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vicariously i, live while the whole world dies\nmuch better you than i.\n\nlove that song. heard the new album? the pot is great too
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"they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!  You better run!"\n\n- "Run like Hell", Pink Floyd
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Uncle John's Band. . .\n\n. . . their walls are built of cannonballs, their motto is "Don't tread on me."
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Title: Artist: LESS THAN JAKE Song: Motown Never Sounded So Good Album: ANTHEM\nID: 45343\nDate and time (posted): 2004-08-02 13:26:47\nTo comment on this (Or read other comments), Please scroll down  \nMotown Never Sounded So Good lyrics\n\n\n[Roger:] \nSo you say, all your white flags are up and that you've had enough and that you were tired of collecting dust, you say everything always looks the same and you made your brand new face to match your brand new place, you say all your distress calls have gone out and your ship is going down \n\n[Pre-chorus] \n[Chris:] \nWell I say it to myself all the time, \n"Stop living half and a life and stop feeling like I'm half alive." \n\n[Chorus] \n[Roger:] \nI can't get enough, I'm not satisfied, I've wasted my time with this daily grind, in single file line, is this real life, I've been telling myself sometimes, what matters is on the inside. \n\n[Roger:] \nDo you remember when we had all the answers, and can you really remember when we wished for anything better, just to feel like it's been forever, does it feel like a broken record, a head full of yesterdays, you keep wishing your life away, you can't keep looking over you own shoulder, things'll never look up unless you start to move forward. \n\n[Pre-chorus] \n\n[Chorus] \n\n[Chorus 2] \n[Roger:] \nI can't get enough, I'm not satisfied, I've wasted my time with this daily grind, I can't get enough, I'm just getting by, I can't stand this design for our bitter lives, I keep feeling lost and I'm not satisfied with traffic and turnpikes and these tired eyes \n\n[Chorus]