If you were to place an ad in a lonely hearts column, what would it read?
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Man - honest - will take anything.
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Put a personal ad in the newspaper.
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Place your ad on this site:
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Someone might want to read u soemthing
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if it's a picture ad in a magazine, you would probably call it something like:\n\n"Gap advertisement." Vogue. Vol 20, no. 3. March 2006.\n\nfor more info, see:\n\nhttp://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/557/01/
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Finally a question worth answering!\n\nBlue Valentine!\n\nSmall Change a close second.
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I'll place your advertisement. Email me!!
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put an ad in your local newspaper
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advertise is the answer
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put an ad in the personal section of your local paper.
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Hey, I like some of those.  I might actually pull the Fake Classified Ad on my ex-boyfriend.  I've done the Snipe Hunt...that was fun.
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One of the most interesting essays I ever read was, "Are you lonely - or alone?"  In other words, do you choose to be alone and like it, or are you miserable that no one is paying attention to you?\n\nIt would, of course, be more interesting than funny.  But I think it could really stand you out from the crowd, who are doing more easy [and possibly C grade] subjects.\n\nGood luck!
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This question should be in the "Singles and Dating" category!
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What about having some fun and inscribing something like this on it...\n\n"If found, please return to <<your name>>."\nOR\n"If found, please return to my loving owner <<your name>>."
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try a personal ad or join a webside. good luck. wanna chat?
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6. anyone want to chat?\n7. I Loney for companion.\n8. is it love?\n9.How do you (insert sexual activity)?\n10.For the ladies...../GUYS ONLY!!!!\n\n       the ones i usually see every single time i log on.
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written\noral \nface-to-face\nonline\nadvertising\n\nThe other two questions, which could you afford to lose and which is most important would be a personal choice.