OK.I'm stranded in the woods with no tools and with only the clothes I have on.What do I do to survive?.?
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familierise your self with your surounding, find some where to make a shelter, then you play the fiddle. Once you have a shelter and warmth then you start with the rest, food ie hunting trapping etc. There are alsorts of things i could teach you about, would be hear some time.
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Everyone so far has excellent advice, every one works.  Try them all.  One extra thing I have found that helps me is deep breathing.   Science has shown there is 2% less oxygen in the air as there was 50 years ago.  So bodies slow down for survival.  Just type in "breathing exercises" in your browser text box and hit "GO".  It takes a while,  don't do it too violently or you will hyperventilate.    Good Luck with all the help.
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Read read read\n\nLots of books on living in the outdoors, medical reference book for injurys, outdoor cooking book, boy scout manual and others.\n\nI would also suggest you see if you can locate a "survival camp" that they train people for religious or other purposes to survive in the mountains without civilization's usual perks.  Best to take a buddy with you, as if you become seriously injured, you may put yourself in harm's way and end up dying needlessly.
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Put out a blanket and just relax outside at the park.  Make a SCRAPBOOK!!  Go through all of your stuff and just create, create, create.
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Well, I say you're lucky - you'll have the (ever increasingly) rare chance to be unplugged for 2 months.  So enjoy reconnecting with the earth and don't think about us.  I'm pretty sure most of us will be still here under one ID or another when you get back.\n\nOh, and I'll repeat one bit of advice.  When you get an itch out in the woods, DON'T SCRATCH.\n\nCheers!
92943
none  , lay me on the ground in the woods,I want to get back in the food chain as fast as posible
640425
have all of ur friends over and sleep out in a tent in ur backyard. then, before u go to bed, watch movies until dawn and see who can last the longest. i did it once, and i had a blast!! i was the only one who made it to dawn too. or have a race down the street. or go streaking. or roast marshmallows with a lighter in ur tent. or read. or do something. HAVE FUN!!!!
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build you own tent, or hut, it is free of charge. If you need help get from local they are happy to help.
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It depends on where you live. Are you in a cinderblock home? A manufactured home or trailer? An apartment? You should make sure you have insurance that covers your home (if you own) and/or your possessions. You should have photographs or video of your possessions, in case anything is damaged in a storm. Keep your insurance policies and records in a water-tight package and keep it handy in case you have to evacuate in a hurry.\n\nYou should stock up on bottled water (1 gallon per day per person, 3-5 days' worth at least) and nonperishable foods (pop tarts work well; things you can eat without cooking or, if you have a camp stove, things you can cook over it like soup [but be sure you have a non-electric can opener]). Make sure you have flashlights and/or candles and batteries/matches. Another option would be to pick up some glow sticks, which you can get at most home improvement stores. Masking tape is good for taping windows to avoid shattering in case of breakage, and if you plan to board your windows you'll need properly cut boards as well as anchors and a drill & bits as needed for your particular property. \n\nI also recommend having a stash of things to do, like board games or playing cards. Make or buy ice and a good-sized cooler you can use to try to keep some of your food items cold in case of power loss (we lost most of the contents of our refrigerator TWICE in 2004). If you have children, especially babies, make sure you have enough of their foods and if anything is perishable, make sure you have enough ice to keep it cool for a couple of days (not an easy thing to do!). When a storm is approaching your area, fill your car's gas tank up, get a small stash of cash in case banks are closed, and fill any prescrptions you may need in case the pharmacies are closed. Charge your cellphone and/or get a car charger for it. You should also have a battery-powered radio, preferably one with weather alerts, so you can keep on top of things.\n\nIf you have to evacuate, you should know where your nearest shelters are and whether any accept pets (if you have pets). Shelters have no supplies, so pack food, clothes, bedding, medicines, and important documents.
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It depends on the weather and where you live. If you live in a farm area, you should always have extra canned goods on hand in case anything happens, like a snowstorm or your car breaking down. Always keep things on hand that can be opened & eaten without heating. Keep canned milk on hand, so that you have a ready meal with a box of cereal. If your electric goes out, make sure you have flashlights, kerosene lamps and safe candles. If your heat depends on the electric, don't open the door. Put more clothes on and cover up with blankets or comforters. Ususally the electric will be back up within a few hours, but be prepared for a couple of days if you're in a snowstorm. If possible, find someone who heats with wood and bunk with them until the electric is back up. Always have a well stocked medicine cabinet, in case you have a sudden illness or accident. Things to have would be bandaids, cotton balls, cotton swabs, burn cream, antibiotic cream, hydrogen peroxide, rubbing alcohol, an ace bandage, gauze, first aid tape, apspirin, non-aspirin pain reliever (Tylenol or Ibubrophen), allergy medications--including inhaler, bee sting kit--bees do come alive during the winter too, Epsom salts--for soaking strained muscles & such, Vicks vapo rub, Pepto Bismol, and other things that relate to your particular health & needs. The average home should have the above items anyway, because you never know when you might need them. If you have frostbite, or even think you have it, never rub your skin, and don't rub it with snow. Don't put it in hot water. You want to gently warm the skin, so you don't damage the tissues. Put the skin in cool water, gradually warming it every few minutes. I don't know if these are the top survival tips, but I believe these are things everyone should know. It's good to get some first aid training so that you'll be equipped to be of some use if you or someone you know needs help. There's nothing worse than watching someone you care about struggle, and you can only stand and watch, knowing you could hurt them worse with what you don't know. It's good that you want to know what to do. Take a course at your local hospital or tech school. Just remember, even with all that knowledge, you're not God. There's only so much you can do. The rest is up to Him. <*)))><
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Keep your hunting clothes in a bad with some pine straw, dont wear any kind of scented anything including deoderant. Be quiet and be still. Its very serene, very calming, and then you see it. Freeze. Dont make a peep. Wait for it to get in your sights. Youll feel a rush and you will hear your heart thumping through your ears. Aim, take a deep breath, hold it, squeeze the trigger.  When you get him, sit still, be quiet. If it drops immediately, wait a few and give him time to pass, if he runs, listen to where he is going and listen for the crash. Good luck. and god bless,
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No food if you dint have enough space, tests have shown that a human can survive about 2 months with out food\nWater is essential (spend it wisely if you don't have a river near by)\nSomething to start a fire(matches,candle,magnifying glass,deodorant)\nKnife\nSmall flash light\nCompass (you don't really need it if your dad is 40 yards away)\nRope\nWorm Clothing (on you)\n2 Survivable blankets (something watter proof) and use rope for one to tie to trees above ground and second to put as a mattress on ground\nBook to not get bored ( something to so time passes faster)\nuse leaves as a mattress and pillow
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Eat your favourite cornflakes... get out and play after a heavy rain... do activities that you enjoy.... hug  your pillows for a substantial amount of time...... lose yourself in the fictional world of books....hang out in a spot and watch the world and people go by! LAUGH OUT : ( )
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YOU MIGHT BE EQUIPPED WITH ALL STUFFS ALREADY.\n\nNEVER GIVE-UP.THAT ONLY I COULD SAY.
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I think i would need a Bow, knowledge of survival, and a companion. A bow to hunt with..Arrows can be made rather easily, Knowledge of survival to guide me, and a companion so I dont start talking to myself and die of lonliness
735510
Invite him for another fun day in the woods, then when he's naked run away with his clothes! I guarantee he will be calling you after that!!!!
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Go outdoors and LIVE among God's Works...\n\nPeace be with you!