How would I go about taking over the United States government?
970604
Take away TV.  On the last broadcast, go on it and say that the only way for people to get TV back is to give you the keys to the White House.  If they give you any trouble....
964725
Get political, become the leader of a nation and order your troops into other nations' territories. No better way to commit a perfect crime. LOL.
738967
You can start with the U.S. Constitution. It will tell you what powers each branch has, how each branch is selected, and who qualifies for each branch.
45584
Become an influential speaker and a real quick on your feet people person,or get to be friends with people on Capitol Hill.  Then work for someone who has intrests Federal Law.  Basically, you are just working for a company or organization that wants to influence Federal laws.  But you also have to know alot about the organization you are talking about.  Oh yeah, and move to D.C.
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1) seek out spies and jail them for life\n2) put in a leader who will be one for the people, not for money and votes\n3)buy all AMERICAN made products and stop NAFTA\n4)cut all ties with foreign countries who "Live by the Sword"\n5)Remember that our country began with Christian principle. Try to deactivate God haters, and keep our Constitution as it was in the beginning, and keep freedom of religion alive
354311
You would need to apply for citizenship, follow all the rules and requirements set out for you, never be arrested, and when it's your time, pass the test given and take an oath.  \n\nProbably much easier to marry an American but I'd think much more special to do it on your own.
863747
stay in the usa and pay taxes.  i need all the help i can get.
300342
run for office. get people together and sign a petiton to have the law changed.
876766
by participating in the government\nvoting to make changes
496044
Send them an anonymous letter. Warn them that they must stop. Make it sound official, or pose as some deapartment head doing an audit and ask pertinent questions. Pick up a gov't envelope from someone. One third of our population works for gov't, so you should know someone who would help.
985282
Learn to take orders, and kill your family if that's what they want you to do.\n\nThe way things are floating up to the surface of the Washington cess pool, being gay might be a plus.
328023
World domination is tricky if you don't have ready access to a huge army or a couple dozen nuclear warheads.  So, if a forceful takeover is outside  of your budget, you can try this easy formula to successfully get all people to willingly chose you as their ruler.\n\n1.Create a catastrophe that only you can fix.\n    Get every body on Earth terrified out of their minds because of some huge problem. \n\n2. Offer to fix it.\n    Provide a solution that  will save their lives. Convince them that you're the most wonderful person around, someone they can trust. A calm voice in the midst of a storm.\n\n3. Save their lives in exchange for power.\n    Be the solution.  All they have to do to get the new vaccine is to elect you supreme emperor and give up all their freedom.  Dissenters don't get the vaccine.\n\nThat's about it, although these are just general guidelines, the basic idea is tried and tested, by using a little creativity you can easily taylor the disaster to your needs.\nIt's a good idea to start small, and in the meanwhile watch and learn from those already implementing this strategy.\n\n\nGood luck!!
518863
Since I am a musician first thing I would do is pass a law banning getting up before 10am.\n\nOn a serious note,\n\nThe President has very little power that can be wielded in one day. Outside of signing an executive order that could be turned over by congress or the court. However if I had the ability to pass any laws this is some of what I would do. I do thank the founding fathers for being smart enough to create our Government so no one person has this type of power, even if everyone of my ideas are the right thing to do. \n\n1. Abolish the IRS, go to a VAT tax which is the only fair way to do taxes. With a max tax cap of 10%\n\n2. Ban the murder of the innocent unborn babies via needless abortions.\n\n3. Give me (the President) a line item veto to get rid of pork spending. Change that get rid of all pork barrel spending. Outside of defense, roads and public safety there is not much more this government needs to be doing anyway. \n\n4. Allow for the drilling of oil off shore and in Alaska.
191821
Get a SHYSTER LIBERAL LAWYER from the ACLU and have them SUE THE US GOVERNMENT TO BUY YOU ONE.... That's the AMERICAN WAY!!!
750954
Use the most basic common sense you have.  Obey all rules, regulations and laws.  Be responsible specially for your own actions and words.  Enjoy your new citizenship yet never forget your mother land and her beautiful custom.  Be proud of yourself but do not be overbearing.
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The U. S. Government.
70628
If you want to change the government then do so within the means of the constitution.  Make sure  you vote.