If I hold in a fart....?
962912
you should read the book why do men have nipples.  it askes a similar question and a doctor answers it.
458831
Dont hold your farts in for no one Mister, not gonna break a pipe just because.  If she really likes you she will accept you the way you are, beside there are dates that we have in which we feel we have known the person all our lives, besides if she saids anything ask her...Dont you fart, I bet you take a sh*t too.
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
224016
don't worry about it just fart
244805
If you cough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time, will you die?
657909
The only time I let 'em rip is at home. At work, I stock, so I just crouch down to get something out of the box to stock and let it silently fly. If we are out at a restaurant, I excuse myself and go to the bathroom if it's going to be a seat rumbler. I think farting is hilarious...I can't help it. I don't do it in public, but it's still flat-out funny to me. I know...I'm so sick.
669359
Hell, just let it rip. He'll most likely does the same thing.\nEspecially if it's a cute little fart
240845
you shouldn't be embarresed by this. EVERYONE takes a crap EVERYDAY when you gotta go, you gotta go! so just go! i mean, if he really loves you, he won't care about you taking a dump. besides, if guys can fart in public, and think it's not embarrising...well, you get the point. just go do your buissness.
374776
u might just experience Diarrhea .... alot......
684963
you fart in a baloon and pop it in her face
303544
yes. its called disorderly conduct by gestures and yes you can be booked in the pokey for farting its called disorderly conduct by noxious odors incase you wanted to know that to lol
963978
You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
318481
Is farting at the office bad??? \n\nI thought it was mandatory! \n\nHow else can you express your innermost feelings?
602589
Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
527639
It depends on how long somebodies fart last where I'm at.
84926
laugh, and then fart myself more and likely.
400418
I fart in your general direction!   Ninh!!!