Why are low-speed car crashes so gosh darned funny?
965586
I know - they are hilarious!!\n\nI was stuck behind this old guy the other day, he was going REALLY slow, and he drove into a car which was pulling out of a turning, also going at snails pace!\n\nThere was no damage (which is a good thing), but they got into a huge and pointless argument...  Kept me waiting stuck behind them for ages!!\n\nHere's the opposite:  On Spanish news, there as been a horrific crash - a car going at 210 km/hr crashed into the wall of a house.  Diver and passenger dead.  They were doing 210 km/hr in a 40 km/hr zone, and blood tests show that the driver was drunk at the time.\n\nScary eh?\n\n;-)
96519
Probably for the same reason there are lowriders and chopped motorcycles...cuz they can. In my day it was cubic inches and horsepower. For the life of me, I can't figure out why someone would spend thousands of dollars to make a car jump around like the devil is behind the wheel. But I do admire the hard work and innovation that goes into making it happen. Don't ask why, admire the work and move on if it isn't for you. C'mon...some of them are actually pretty cool :).
468391
Because cars are the great equalizer.  In a car, it doesn't matter if you're a petite woman.  You can ram into something just as hard as the professional wrestler next to you.  It's very liberating.\n\nBut the guy a few questions up is right - those who take out a lot of anger in their cars are usually the ones who tend to repress it otherwise.
114180
Don't feel bad - as long as the person involved is not badly hurt - its just pure slapstick....You can bet everyone would laugh at you if it was you doing the falling over!
386488
its funny to watch becuase the people on it dont realise that theyre being made fun of and everyone thinks they are spoilt little princesses.  The one i watched the girl cryed because she didnt get her range rover in the morning but in the afternoon.  Their parents relly need to discipline them properly.  If i had a child and they did that i would say fine heres a broken down ford escort have fun with it.
1036277
Wouldn't worry too much about it. If you ran over a person there would be one hell of a dent in your car, so, if there isn't too much of a dent or blood, then I suppose you can sleep better. We ran over a guy once and even though we didn't drive fast (and it wasn't intentional!!!!), our car was totally f-ed up.
69871
A vehicle crashing nose first into the side or middle of another vehicle.\n\n Or like the other guy said pass the A1 and chow down lol!!
428292
great story!... hmm  hate to say this but Ive had quite a few crashes, but..... none were my fault!!!!!!!!!  (seriously!!!)1 I got hit by a drunk driver... who I found out the cops  had just had him in a bar fight but didn't arrest him...lucky me... ( I have more  great stories involving Murphy's law ).lol..but the funniest crash story I ever had   was when I wasn't driving  ... I was the passenger... it was   long ago  and far away.... OK.. maybe it wasn't that far away...lol... anyway I was on a date with this guy I had been seeing...  and  yes we were young and stupid(funny how those words often go together)so   there was some drinking involved with the driving... and we ended up in a ditch.... so when the cops got there   ,he told them he had swerved to miss a deer... of course they took us to the police station, and gave him a breathalyzer test..  in the meantime I'm chatting with the cops, and told them  that  I intended to go into law enforcement... so  they allowed me to help  book him... lol...needless to say we never dated again.... but hey I did go to college , majored in  criminal justice and went into law enforcement... think I should send him a thank you card ????lol...
1018818
Well I've seen a few traumatic aortic ruptures in my life, they are common in high speed side impacts (t-bone). Head on collisions produce traumatic head injuries when you go "up and over" and pelvic fractures in the "down and under." All nasty things to have.
528078
Not very many people have survived falling from a ten story building. I have been in two rear end accidents that severely injured my neck that were from cars going over 50 mph. It was not fun. I was in on car accident where I rolled my car three time into a corn field. You should read the story...that one did kill me: http://curezone.com/blogs/f.asp?f=112
369284
Check out the book "Mortal Error" ... despite some great forensics the punchline was a gun going off accidentally in the following car creating the fatal (although not the only) shot.
937731
Because the faster a vehicle goes, the greater the momentum.\n\nMomentum = mass * velocity, so it increases with velocity.\n\nWhen you get in an accident, and if your car is brought to a sudden stop, you still have this momentum, this velocity. If you are not strapped down, then your movement, at the velocity continues, regardless of the new post-accident velocity of the car. If it is stopped then you will impact the instrument panel and windshield with the same velocity and momentum you had.\n\nIf you have an accident without a seatbelt, without airbags, you will get seriously messed up. And the faster you are going, the worse off you'll be.
145524
they go faster over a slop and bumpy things (from what i've heard) and they go slower on very flat and wet surfaces.\nhope i helped!:)
439150
because they're really hot. in some racecars, the temperature can reach 130 F and you can loose 10 pounds in one race. crazy but i love it. many start to see double. they have now(thank god) installed something to drink inside the helmet so that they get LESS dehydrated. Those guys are sooooo great! think about it...
209695
I'm not sure what you mean, but you can wreck a car at any speed. My car doesn't even go to 100 miles per hour.
1154419
Cos it looked at him funny. duhhh :)\n\nNo but really, the actual answer is "Because he wanted to watch a car-tune!" Lol its not funny!
740322
Because it's funny in a messed up way.