can people with colostomy bags hold their farts?
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No. Flatulence really messes up their colostomy apparatus.\n\nPray you never find out firsthand.
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stuff them up the cat hole or butthole and then have someone pull them out
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Yes, the scenerio depicted in "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" was true in theory.  Any organic material like food or poop can be used to generate methane.\n\nIf given sufficient oxygen, bacteria will oxidize hydorcarbons like sugars, proteins and fats to carbon dioxide and water.  But if there is not enough oxygen (like under the mud of a swamp, in a landfill, or a septic tank) then the bacteria power themselves off the "food" and produce methane.\n\nCan you heat your house off your septic tank.  No.  You might make 1% of your energy needs and it wouldn't be worth the bother.\n\nCan anyone make useful energy by generating methane from waste?  Yes.  A lot of landfills extract methane and run engines on it and produce eletricity.  Often they are forced to in order to reduce methane emisssions or explosive hazards but they do produce tens or hundred of kilowatts at a large landfill.\n\nCow poop to methane?  The only place cows are concentrated are at a feedlot.  Their focus is on making skinny range cattle into fattened cattle for slaughter in a few weeks.  They want to get rid of the manure quickly and devote their attention to the core business.  Energy prices would have to rise a lot to interest them in the process.\n\nHog, chicken, turkey and other CAFOs (concentrated Animal Feeding Operations) are denser, stinkier sources of poop.  The winning play there might be that sequestering away the manure to make methane also cuts down the smell A LOT and that keeps the neighbors happy.  But until enough states and countries ban current-practice CAFOs, most will go with what they've always done, IMO.\n\n-David\nKenai, Alaska
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Lie on your back and relax completely so that your ab muscles are slack.  You can gently massage the abdonmen area and the gas bubble will move down the intestine until you fart.
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Your farts will smell minty fresh! You and the yellow poop guy should hook up!
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Because fart is gaseous and poop is solid? And gas can be compressed, so more fart than poop can exist in the same amount of space ...
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Heck no, reason being is the dog's farts are much worse than mine! Don't you just love to go to the supermarket and find an empty aisle, let one rip and take off...wait for the little old lady to wheel her cart into that aisle and then come back and make sniffing sounds and give her a dirty look? Oh well, farts are a fascinating subject.
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Never try to hold in your farts, they travel up your spine and that's wher shi**y ideas come from!
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My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
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NOOOOOOOOO!\n\nYour bowel might retain it, it might go septic!\n\nTry a dab of toothpaste... it works for my mum when she runs out of cream/suppositories.
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i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
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yes there is and a human can die from it's own fart. fart is a gas, not oxygen, one man died because he was farting in his sleep and he didn't have any kind of oxygen in his room, he only had fart gas and it killed him. Some people also have combusted from fart.
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yes you can if u laugh for a long enuf pried of time ur lugs will give up and u will suffocate
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during anal sex or fingering it is possible but extremely rare for fecal matter to be left on the penetrating object because fecal matter is normally stored higher in the intestinal track and is pushed lower throught the intestinal track by special muscles when someone is having a bowel movement, hence the straining sensation during some bowel movements.\n\nThe rectal area is home to several types of bacteria however and the penetrationg object should be washed with soap and water when the sexual activity is over.
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Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
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Bowel?  Who would wanna win that.  Kinda smelly, wouldn't it be?
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Hand out plastic bags and demonstrate the technique of suffocation or perhaps you could demonstrate a hanging?