How many dirty, stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
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2 dirty stinking apes. 1 to screw it in and 1 to fling his feces at you
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One to try to enslave another to change the light bulb. One to blame all the others for being the reason the light bulb doesn't work, etc. On to say they did it better than everyone else when they didn't even touch the light bulb, etc. In essence, billions but teh lightbulb will never be changed. Racists like blame and accusations not solving problems.
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That's like asking a leopard to change its spots.\n\nGood luck though...
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They will become smelly and dirty.
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http://www.oneaddplace.com/\nhttp://www.ncpamd.com/Adult_ADD.htm\nhttp://www.mental-health-matters.com/articles/article.php?artID=463\nthe first one is my favorite\nADD person who should be working but is answering your question instead.\nQuestoin: how many ADD does it take to change a light bulb?\nAnswer: wanna ride bikes?
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Last one out turn off the lights.
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YEAH ........... A BIG, DIRTY APE!!
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Lets  name the Switches as "A","B","C".\n\nTurn the switch "A" on. Switch it iff\nTurn the switch "B" on.\nOpen the door..\n\nIf the bulb is glowing, the switch "B" is the answer.\nIf not, then touch the bulb. If it is hot, "A" is correct switch else "C" is the answer.\n\n\nI think I've got this one correct.
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I would change the light bulb that will burn out above my desk here.
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The old potato powered lightbulb.
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Far too many.\nIt's shameful and it's gross.
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yeah ive heard it used with hair 2! lol\n\nMy fav emo joke is ....\n\n~How many emo kids does it take 2 change a lightbulb?\n~3. 1 to change it and 2 to write a poem about how much they miss the old one, not 2 mention the facts about how it was used and abused by society! lol
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no idea dude guess the apes will have to answer this one
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1.80 or 120\n2.bcuz u need 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 99 the rotate the house. lol im a blonde! =-)\n3.One says "cockadoodledoo" and the other says "any cock'll do"
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Here are the steps to do this task-\n\n1.Let's name the bulbs A,B & C & the switches 1,2 & 3.\n\n2.Put the switch #1 ON & leave it for some time.\n\n3.Now put switch #1 OFF & immediately put #2 ON.\n\n4.Quickly, go to the second floor & touch all the bulbs.\n\n5.The hottest bulb which is not glowing is connected to switch #1\n\n6.The glowing bulb is connected to switch #2\n\n7.The bulb which is not glowing is connected to switch #3
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The correct answer is two\n\nYoda and Luminara Undulli
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Here's another Republican light bulb question...\n\nHow many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\nAnswer......Four hundred and seventy one\n\n12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;\n23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;\n16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D;\n34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;\n9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;\n53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;\n41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;\n\nAnd 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.