whats the funniest thing you have ever done in a store?
953824
I WAS AT WALMART WITH MY DAUGHTER, AND I PUT ON A COAT,WITH SUNGLASSES,AND A HAT AND A SCARF, AND FOLLOWED HER AROUND THE STORE, AND SHE WALKED UP TO AN EMPLOYEE AND TOLD THEM SOMEONE WAS STALKING HER. IT WAS SO FUNNY, BY THE WAY MY DAUGHTER IS 18 YRS.
989935
That was not the place for something like that. If I were shopping in your store I would have reported you. I work for a supermarket as well. You crossed the line. \n++++++++++++++++++++++++++
701992
*laughing* that was hilarious
1121144
that ... WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER READ!
1135492
In a shop packed with people getting a coke from the bottom shelf of a fridge! And the stupid thing was that I tried to imitate the sound afterwards to make it sound like a cough.
571249
I put all my cookies in a glass of milk.\n\nHehe.  We need the laugh, and others are already giving the good advice.
391572
I love to give the cashiers too much money AND a handfull of change. And then talk to them at the same time! They get all screwed up!!
343504
Caught Mas*urba*ing in a grocery store?
672610
One time my spouse and I went grocery shopping. I wanted coffee and the cans were on the very bottom of the shelf. I asked my husband to please get me a can and put it in the cart. Next thing I knew he threw himself on the floor, wrapped his arms around my ankles and said, "BABY, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"\nI about died and everyone was staring at us. When we got to the checkout lane the cashier told him well I see she didn't leave you.
839123
I have laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks, that was hilarious.
128966
i've wore a tee butt out in public. ...lol!!\njk
859479
i worked so that others could shop 'til they dropped......it was crazy out there!
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
91663
One time I was driving to the store to buy some groceries and I was in a really REALLY bad mood. When I was walking into the store, an ederly woman was coming in  RIGHT behind me. And of course, i was grouchy so I didn't even hold the door for her, and she had trouble getting in. So then I went to the produce got some apples, etc. And then I started to feel really bad about what I did to the lady. But I just continued to walk through store like a total.... well you know which word.... I went to the "self check-out" line and guess who was behind me.... The lady who I shut the door on. \n\nAfter I checked out my items, I waited outside for the elderly woman to get done with her groceries. As she came outside, I approached her and said " Excuse me ma'am, can I help you to your car?" The lady said yes so I proceeded to her car. As I loaded the groceries into her trunk, I saw tears rolling down the ladies cheeks. I immediately thought Oh shoot what have done to this poor lady. The lady then said "Oh sorry, it's just that my husband just died last week and it makes me so happy to have someone help me out."\nI then realized how much a I had made that ladies day.\n\nAs I was driving home, I thought that it doesn't hurt to just do one simple thing for someone, because even if it means nothing to you, it can mean the world to that person."
557615
The doors on my car froze shut on me once and I couldn't get them open.  I had to call 911 from my cell phone and the cop finally got the passenger side open but I am a large person and he had to LEAN over me to try to push the driver's side door open.  I hit the lever and let the seat lay me flat of my back and then I got the giggles and he wondered what I was laughing about and I said, "Is that your nightstick or are you just happy to see me".  He cracked up and said he didn't know how in the world he was going to write this one up! TRUE STORY!
835976
tee hee very funny you had me going there for a minute lol
109607
was at work at k'mart as a stock boy  and my girlfrind at the time came in  gave me a kiss  then opened her trench and flashed me.   then left the store.   was in shoke and it made my rest of the day hard to work.   the funny part  is   i got called in to the offce the next day..   my boss asked me who she was.  and   not to do that agean.  they had her on   cammra.lol