Have you ever successfully lit your own, or someone else's, fart on fire? I've never been successful at this.
952272
This is not a myth. I have two boys who are great at it. You do not need to remove clothes. Just make sure you get the lighter close enough. I have known it to suck back in and the paints get warm but thats about it. With out pants on I imagine this could burn you.
250885
No, but wouldn't that be interesting. Plus your butt would probably catch on fire lol!
502163
I'll do ya one better!  I've shot fireworks at people!\n\nWhen I lived in the bowels of Alaska, you couldn't do fireworks in the summer because we had almost 24 hours of sunlight...but in the winter...especially on New Years Eve we went mad for fireworks.\n\nSo one year I had a New Years Eve party at my house and there was like 50 or so people at the soiree, and we were pretty much all lit by around 1 am...and wouldn't ya know it?  The damn snow-mobilers decided..."Hey its New Years...let's ride our loud snow mobiles right through this guys front yard."  \n\nTiming is, of course everything, and there was about 10 of us outside on my deck (in minus 30 below temperatures, I might add) and we were shooting off some really cool tube type bottle rockets, ya know, those kind that are like motar's when you have the big ball of explosives in the bottom and they shoot out a tube? \n\nWell anyhoo, we decided to actually hold those tubes in our hands and lay in wait for the snow mobilers to pass in front of the house.  The drunken timing required was pretty intense, because we had to light the fuses just at the right moment in order to achieve a direct hit.  \n\nWe heard them coming around the corner, our fuses were lit, and we trained our hand-held mortars on the unaware snow mobilers...when BAM...4 of the motars were loosed and went sailing right for 'em!  2 over shot and exploded in the road  (which was still awesome), 1 swirled off into the sky and popped a 100 feet above their heads...but the last one  burst at least 10 feet above their heads in a shower of purple and white phosphorus!  It was glorious!!  The 4 snow-mobilers were scared out of their minds, fell off their machines into the snow and basically started screaming at us!  \n\n10 minutes of intense negotiations and the plying of liquor turned them into my new best friends for the night and they ended up taking the party guests for rides and hung out for the rest of that night.
708015
I like your style.\n\nI am going to try it and see what happens.........................\n\nOh hell !! I followed through on the fart bit........be back in a mo..................
646211
My bro...he was laughing and everybody else was but i wasn't because i was suffocating and somebody had to open the door and get me outside with air freshners.\n\ni mean seriosuly it smelled so freakin bad + it is embarssing\n\ni like doing that to sommeone because  the almost die out....\nand i also know who is lying also(also did for a research test in what will be a person's automatic reaction to the sound of fart_\nbecause i always carry around 2 whoppe cushions   1 keychain universeral remote(that is able to controll any tv)\nand i use that insstead real one\nand everybody went EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww, omg, holy sh1t, bitt1tch you gonna die, fuk you,he did it
676706
blow it up with dynamite?
228410
what makes me laugh really hard?Well,alot of things do,but today,my friend steven and me and my boyfriend and alot of other ppl were at the bar,and steven was trying to use his lighter and put holes in a napkin,and all of a sudden it blew in flames and he tried to but in the ash tray but he burned him-self,then he tried to blow it out,which all that did was send the fire napkin into the middle of the floor and he tried to use his shoe and put it out but then it got stuck to the bottom of his shoe.You just,had to be there,thanx for askin.:)
485254
I was fairly good as a kid. I used to be pretty wild when it came to Fourwheeling and camping. We used to have camping parties behind our properties, and a few times, nearly burned down the forest we were in due to Huge Bonfires consisting of goodies found in a Dump nearby. Luckily, in each case, we were able to control the fire, before packing up, and calling the Fire Dept.\n\nAlso, on these camping trips, we used to take a Fourwheeler, and drive down the Highways in the area, to the local Convenience Store in the middle of the night (4-5 miles away) and buy Food, and Drink. Parents caught wind of this, and told me not to, but I'd do it anyways. I never got caught by the Cops, but my buddy did one night, when I wasn't there.\n\nHow did we not get caught other than his incident?? Just lucky, I guess. Always obeyed any street signs and Traffic lights. I mean come on, there could have been worse things that I did as a Teenager.
535386
as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
669773
why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
973293
try using the big firestarter sticks. They're monster matches, and work pretty well.
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
308035
i once poured gasoline on a pond and tried to create a Lake Of Fire but I then realized that I had actually created a pond of fire I was devistated until a bush next to the pond caught on fire, then every thing was cool!
1135763
haved you tried it??????
522844
Well, you can step outside for some "fresh air", excuse yourself to the bathroom...or (this option not for the faint of hart) lie on your back, throw your legs up in the air, grab a lighter, light it and stick it next to your butt, fart and shoot a flame out your butt. Keep in mind you need the right crowd for this...I suggest a crowd of drunks. Keep in mind I've only observed this...not actually participated.