Ladies: Did you ever get  into a bar fight with a man and what happened?
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OMG the funny memory this question dragged up!\nThere was this obnoxious guy that kept groping at my ex-bosses grand-daughter in the bar.  He could not take a hint.  Anyways, we were out with some friends of ours, one of whom was an off duty cop.  We escorted the pig and his friend out of the bar and I must have been feeling invincible with my cop friend and swung at the guy hitting him square in the face.  I dont know who was more shocked, me, him or our friends.  Anyways, his friend was dragging him away as my friends were holding me back.  I can't imagine what on earth possessed me to hit the guy (rum maybe???) but I am glad everyone else had enough sense to let it stop there.
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you should never have punched a woman.  you deserve for her to leave you.  men who abuse never change... go to counseling and try to work out your issues.
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Kinda long, but it's worth it (especially since you're bored):\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"\n\n:o)
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Wow sounds like theres not enough trouble in your life if your going out looking fot what might have happened...I'm sure there are ways of figureing it out. altest at the time the possible incident possibly occured ....geeeeee..how bout chalking it up to experience and not getting so drunk you dont know what happened while apparently being with someone you obviously dont trust.........again i say geeeeeeeeeeeeee
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YES !\n\nI caught myself in bed with my husband !  What a suprise.... well to make along story short, I smacked myself around alittle then just decided to join in... what a night !!
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Men are dogs girl, that just what they do! The next time one smacks you on the butt just throw him a bone and he'll leave you alone...or your can kick in the balls!!!\n\nEdit: Response to Afronigga\nI actually was just making a silly comment from my own experience but since you commented to me here's my response to you. \nIf this is a smack on the butt during sex play then that's one thing, but you know as well as I do that there some rude disrespectful fools that don't even know you like that and just come out the blue and smack you in the butt just cause they like what they see. It's happen to me many times and the two worst times was one once in front of my man which caused a major fight and the other where I had to kick one clown in the balls because he proceeded to grab other parts of my body and didn't want to let go and had the nerve to be pissed because I was trying to get away from him. No self respecting woman appriciates that and man who disrepects in that manner deserves a slap across the face and or a swift kick in the balls!
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The worst date I have ever been on would have to be with 'fingerless clubby'  Yes it was a horrible horrible internet date, and here is the story.  I met this guy on the net.  He seemed really nice, and he was good looking in his pictures, very nice when we talked over the phone and after about 2-3 weeks of talking on the phone we finally decided to meet in person and have dinner at applebees.  When I arrived I sat at the bar and had a beer while I waited for him.  About 5 minutes later I hear this voice call out my name, it sounded like a little kid.  I turned around and I didn't see anyone there.  Then I heard a voice say 'are you Tiffany?"  Thats when I looked down and saw a munchkin, he looked like a munchkin anyway.  I wanted to pick him up but I refrained.  He couldn't get on the bar stool, so I downed another beer and we went and sat at the booth.  I was sooo embarrassed, and I ordered another beer very quickly.  When I got a good look at him I noticed he had hearing aides in both ears, and was missing his fingers on one hand.  I felt bad for him, but I knew this wasn't going anywhere.  I just wanted to leave.  After we ordered dinner (yes I ate with him) and downed another beer,   he started talking about his club feet and how he was in the process of getting them fixed.  He also had a hairy nose.  I just couldn't take it anymore and I ran to the nearest exit, with him of course saying Tiffany wait!  Oh god please never ever let that happen again.  I also met another person on the net that smelled like as s.  It just doesn't work.  Screw internet dating.
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in a bar/club on a ladies night
449484
Well I am only 13 but i was in 1 fight from 5th grade when i was like 11(?). i barely remember that the fight was over a boy... but she did start it and she pushed me down during recess, so we went at on the floor during recess and knocked desks over, pulled hair, and all that crap. i won.\ni almost got in a fight this year but teacher broke it up before it started.\n\ni will never start a fight, but i won't just stand there if someone starts one with me.
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Nope, YOU were wrong. Why would you start calling your boyfriend names? Seriously. I think it's wrong for a man to hit a woman. But, if she provokes him, calls him names, and then hits him, well, she brought it upon herself. If you are going to do that again, then make sure you can handle whatever it is you get for it. I've never been hit by a guy, firstly because I would stand to be hit out of the blue. And secondly because I don't provoke or hit guys.
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I was at this Rave at a total knock-out blonde asked me to hold her jacket while she danced. I did even though I was confused because noone had ever asked to do that before. I didnt know if I looked like a hat-rack, door-man, or if she was flirting or using me. Later someone asked me if that guy was bugging me. 'What guy,' I said. Turns out the knock-out was a man who was trying to pick some guys up. She was so perfect, I couldnt honestly tell.
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I jumped right into bartending. I loved it!! I had the protection of the bar with a handy baseball bat on my side and a couple abnormally large bouncers on the other. I was the boss. If someone got lippy with me I just ignored them until their attitude changed. Being a cocktail waitress (did that too) was awful. I cannot tell you how many times people would grab me or how many times I got caught in the middle of a fight just because I happened to be at the right place at the wrong time. A good bartender will pace people by watching what they drink and not filling them up too quickly. You sell more this way and everyone has a better time. If folks are out to just get trashed then you can count on having trouble later. \nI can say though, I have bartend for 18 years and owned four bars that I tended. I have had a blast! There is no better job. You get paid to have a good time. What can be better than that?
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Yes I have been in many fights but I have only lost 2. One was my best friend. I walked up to him and was going to kick him in the a$$ when he turned around and I ended up sacking him. At the end of the day I took the beating that I deserved.\nThe other one was my older sister. I was being cheeky and disrespectful then I slapped her. She laid a licken on me like you wouldn't believe. ( Never disrespect you older sister in front of her friends...)
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A few times.  One time, I really tried to be the gentleman.  I wanted to find a long-term relationship and was trying to avoid any quick hookups.\n\n  I tried to drop the woman off at her doorstep, but she convinced me to go up to her apartment (so we could continue our conversation).  I tried to leave after a cup of coffee, but she convinced me to watch part of a show that we had talked about earlier.  I was going to leave and started to get up when she literally attacked me.\n\nI was a little shocked.  Here I was, actively trying to avoid a hookup on the first date and the girl jumps me!  I gave in but was definitely shocked.  We tried to date a couple of times after that... but we didn't have enough in common.
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as in an actual fist fight... well hummm... four years ago... it was with my ex best friend and she and i started not liking eachother and she started alot of rumors about me and then there came a point where she got someone to ask me if i wanted to fight her at the bus stop i was like whatever, i was actually so scared. if i fought it would be my first fight. so many things were going through my head. i was so crazy and scared that i decied to even fight with a pocketknife but i didnt have any intentions of killing her or anything but i didnt want to get hurt or lose. and this girl was so much more gigantic than me. but the stop came and then we got off she throw the first puch then i hit her back and down she went to the floor. i kept on punching her and stabbing her on the gut with the knife and then finally my mom came running and after a while seperated us. im not sure who won i would say me because i hit the most and all and because everyone who saw it said i did kick her ass... but who would really know.... what got me mad was that she went around the school saying that she kicked the shit outa me and blah blah and people believed it as far as her friends anyways but yeah that my story>>>
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Wow, That sounds like you had a pretty crazy night. My worst date would have to be with this guy name Eric. We had gone out to eat and then he took me back to his gay brother's house and we walked in and his brother was on the couch having sex with some guy. His brother started yelling at him and everything and they got in this fight and they went off into the back bedroom and left me there and I ended up having to call my friend to come pick me up. I never went out with that jerk again.
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I once dated this woman who was studying for the Bar Exam and she said the best way I could help her is to have sex with her. It relaxed her and kept her focused. She also ate a lot of eggs and drank a lot of coffee. She passed on the first try and I like to think I helped:-).\n\nBest wishes on the Bar!!