What's the stupidest injury you've ever inflicted on yourself?
962591
i hit my baby toe on my hallway wall and broke it... then it did it again TWO MONTHS later!
315323
It was an accident. I slammed the trunk lid down on my best friend's finger. I still wince when I think about it now, 9 years later.
706438
Ha Ha HaHaHa, ouch! my rib
703415
you fell forward while riding your bicycle and rammed your crotch into the handle bars.. \nyou had a bad experience with a pony ride/ hard saddle horn at a carnival while little. \nyou were playing leap frog at a birthday party and missed jumping over and fell over the kids head wrong (landing on your xxxxx) \nyou were climbing over a fence and landed on the fence post crooked..\nbad experience testing out tampons while young..\nneed more?... haha!
714732
myself- broke my ankle walking down icy stairs.\noldest daughter- broke her leg in three during soccer practice, then her shoulder 6 months later(boy pushed her on gravel @ school)\nmiddle daughter broke 2 fingers playing teter ball. we all healed perfectly and quickly. its true what they say about drinking your milk, "it does the body good".......
1088346
Yes but i burned myself horribly.
375403
How small?  Now come on you know we all are wondering.  What kind of accident?  Did you cut part of it off?  What a weird question!
162705
i fell while running, slid across the pavement (there was no ice lol )shredded my clothes and twisted my ankle - wasn't funny then but its hilarious now.
703642
Accident? You fell in?
623632
I'm pretty clumsy and I've broken quite a number of bones in my life and every time it hurt like crazy.\nMaybe I'm just a whuzz.
1140138
7 times. i rode my bike off a 40 foot cliff, fell out of two story building roof onto the fin off a home made go cart, hit by a car, fell out of tree from about 25 feet up and landed on my head, slipped down a huge hill while hiking and whacked my head on a rock (i got a concussion both in the tree incident and the hiking one) near suffication bean bag over my mouth wen i was 7 with a 17 year old sitting on it, and doing a back flip and hitting ym head on the diving board.
204007
Actually had no idea what it would feel like...I was hit by a tracer round from an AK-47. Felt like getting hit by a baseball bat.. watched it from about 150 yards to almost impact..was in SLOOO- motion. Cauterized itself (burned itself closed) Had just 1 drop of blood at both entry and exit Went numb almost immediately.Couldn't flex elbow either.
155870
driving through the lane, landed on sum 1s ankle. \n\nit really sucks
500446
Not necessarily much, I think.\n\nOn a rainy day when I was ten (1954) I slipped on wet cobblestones (Italy). Landed on my tailbone and broke it.\nStill bent to this day. Thanks be to The Good Lord, there was no spinal injury. Could have been, too.\n\nThere's such a thing as freak accidents, and this was one.
487490
When I was young I was hit by a car and landed on my head. When I was a teen I went off a jump with my bike, landed on my head and split my skull open. And when I was nearing 20 me and 2 friends ran a car into a telephone pole and I sprained my neck and broke my nose when I hit the windshield. That last one probably hurt the most.
1085251
My most embarrassing moment happened one morning when i realised i had forgot to put the bin at the side of the road to be emptied the night before, so i ran out in my night dress thinking if i was quick no one would see me. But i was in to much of a hurry and i slipped and fell and the bin landed on top of me. Just at that the bin lorry turned the corner. I am even red faced telling you about this.
763710
I was walking along the street and I tripped over a broken paving slab...fell flat out into the road just as a long line of schoolchildren came round the corner.  I was so embarrassed that I staggered up and walked away. I didnt realise that I had broken my arm until about 10 minutes later :((