what is the dumbest question ever posed about a computer issue?
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(Customer): Ummm, hi could you help me repair my machine?\n(me): Yeah sure, what seems to be the problem?\n(Customer): I ummm...cauht my...ummmm....son donwnloading explicit imagery and, i, i mean he has caused my system to become slow and has lots of virus's.\n(me) sure, leave it with me and you will have it in a few hours\n\nafter doing many checks on the machine i find over 300 explicit images on the customers screen name! i confronted him about this and he said his son got hold of his password. i later find out his son is 4!!!\n\nwell, it made me chuckle.
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No, there is none. I recommend you to read this:\n\nhttp://www.popsci.com/popsci/computerselec/4fbfd4d03cb84010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html
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Well if you are going to open a small pc repair part time business then from my observation working with computer forums as well as Q and A sometimes here are some of the most common questions. I'll rate them from basic, advance, and expert\n\n\nBasic Questions to expect to find:\n1. I want to upgrade my computer. What is the maximum speed it can go and how much will it cost me?\n\n2. My computer has a virus and my scanner won't delete it can you delete it for me?\n\n3. My Computer has been acting slow, and my icons are all funny can you fix it for me?\n\nAdvance: \n1.  I can not uninstall this program because Add/Remove won't let me. Can you remove it for me?\n2. I want to add another hard drive or upgrade what should I do.\n3. My CD Drive will nto read CD's my computer picks up the CD drive but it will not do anything it just makes this wirling sound.\n\nExepert:\n1. Windows will not start not even safe mode. Can you restore my windows without losing anything? I have important documents and programs on there that can not be replaced\n\n2. My computer will nto start it just making beeping sounds.\n\n3. I get a NDTLR missing when turning on my computer\n\nI do not have any code like C++, or Java because I do not know any. these are some of the questions you can probally researcha nd figure out on your own without major problems. I have troubleshoot all these problems before bymyself and if you like tinkering with stuff I wish you the best of luck on your buisness.
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Any computer problem\nanswer by expert join our group \nhttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/prithvionline
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Whats up with you putting a computer question in the television section?
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what a stupid idiotic question!!!!  Can't you find something more intelligent to ask about?
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Uh...why is this in computer and internet?
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there is something wrong with the computer or the site
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Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
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you need to be more specific about what has gone wrong, what does your PC tell you...etc...????
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Windows is the problem :)
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?!?
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Tell your system administrator....he/she will correct the situation.
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Part of the problem, I think, is that they are so new to PCs, they don't know what they need to provide in terms of information.\n\nI know if I have a problem, and I can't figure it out myself (rarely), when I call tech support I am specific and to the point.
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Not very much... I was disheartened one day when the Cashier at Best Buy told me that their computer system was down after swiping my debit card.\n\nI asked "Why not get the Geek Squad to fix the computers?"\n\nShe replied, "I think those computers are too old for them to understand how to fix them."\n\nSometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
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Thats a pretty drastic measure to take for "fixing" a computer that gets slower and slower! You do realize that if you do reformat, you lose EVERYTHING on your computer. Whoever told you thats how you fix it is an idiot.
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Go to a computer service and ask there