Favorite: You might be a redneck joke??
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You might be a Redneck if...... you go to the dentist every 6 months to get your tooth cleaned.
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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you answer mine... I answer yours... somereason yours are always funnier than mine... oh well... good one btw! But thanks for the answers.. they are so funny!
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I'm in...email me..this should be fun..and not mention funny..redneck Christians don't really have to try hard..
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well u do look like a redneck
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Q: what's 30 feet long and has a tooth?\nA: an unemployment line in (choose redneck state to pick on)
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I love yo mamma jokes!  Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show?  It's so funny. \n\nHere's my choice joke;\n\nYo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white\ngloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
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I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.
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I laughed my ass off when I heard this joke, but it is kind of racist. Just know that I didn't come up with it.\n\nAn african tribesman's wife has a baby one night, and all is well until he comes home and sees the baby is white. The only white guy within a hundred miles is the village doctor. So the next morning, he takes his wife and the baby to confront the doctor. He walks right up to him and says, "Hey, I have ten other kids with this woman and they're all black, except for this one. So why don't you tell me what happened." Well, the doctor knows he's been caught, but he tries to play it off like nothing happened, so he points to a herd of goats and says, "Look there, all those goats over there are white, except for that little black one. It's weird, but these things happen." The tribesman thinks about it for a minute, then takes the doctor aside and says, "All right, I see where you're going with this. I'll drop the whole white baby thing, and you don't tell anyone about the black goat."
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funny!!!\nhey, you look just like me
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You might be a redneck if.........
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Humorous attack of the preacherrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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i think it means he's a redneck.. i don't know.. just guessing..
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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yesser eee you are definatly a redneck
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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One of the better one liners that i've seen on these pages! An oldie, but a goodie! Thanks for making me laugh!