What should I get Santa for Christmas this year?
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a hooker. santa needs to get laid.  word is mrs. claus is getting a lil saggy.
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Santa has a present in his sack for me!!!
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Go to ebay for your best bet. No wasting gas, no lines, and the ability to choose from new to used Santas. Keep in mind the shipping charges would probably be approx. what you would be spending in gas money anyways searching.\nWhen my daughter said she did not believe in Santa anymore, I had to remind her that Santa is very much real, and is in her heart and for her never to be to old to be a Santa.
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Have you looked into Thrift Shops? They can have some neat toys and some good as new. \nAlso you can make items for them or together. Use things in nature like leaves, pinecones, sticks etc. Books at your local library will give you plenty of ideas. Check one out.\n\nYou can go caroling, make cookies, get them involved in helping others like visit a nursing home or senior center. Another cool idea is to make a big Christmas Basket (decorated). As a gift to your kids let them pick a card out of the basket each week for two months (something like that). Put index cards in the basket (decorated with santa, reindeer, candy canes or ?) with an inscription or wish. \nExamples:\nI will take you to the Park for Two Hours\nBake cookies together, you choice of type\nI will play football with you for an afternoon\nI will take you fishing and teach you how (wow)\nWe will go on a 3 hour hike\nWe will go to a local animal park to see the animals\nWe will build sandcastles together at the beach\nWe will go to the local swimming pool to swim\n\nYou can find literally hundreds of things you can do that your kids will enjoy for low cost or no cost. They will LOVE this. Make it fun. Anytime a kid get to spend quality time with a parent they love it more than any toy. This really works, just please try it. But remember to follow through, dont ever not do what they pick. Maybe pick Sunday as they day of the week they pick the adventure.\n\nAlso you can see if the local newspaper will run an ad for you that your kids are not getting Christmas this year. They love humanitarian stories and may feature your family. You can also talk to churches (they have toys and food) or local non-profits like the Family Resource Centers, Boys and Girls Club or get your kids put on an Angel Tree ( people pull the names and buy them a gift, but make sure it is a resonable toy). Womens Centers may help also. Many churches and non-profits have parties for less fortunate kids, I know I used to buy 100 gifts each year and help throw the party. Help is out there start searching.\n\nAll kids deserve CHRISTMAS. Good Luck
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Ask Santa, maybe he has a lunatic rebel elf available.
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Hohoho :)\nYou never have everything.\nTry this:\n*Sport memorabilia\n*Sport jerseys\n*Her favorite sport magazine subscription\n*Sport Shoes\n*Personalized towel\n*MP3 music voucher\n*baseball hat\n\nMore ideas at:\nhttp://gift-ideas.christmasgifts.net/Kid-christmas-gifts.php
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great christmas gift ideas\nhttp://mariesmanor.fateback.com/Christmas-Decorations.html
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yes u should tell your kid about santa,but the true meaning of Christmas is about jesus!
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When my kids were younger, they got a LOT of presents from Santa - they would be allowed to ask for one big and one small present, and anything else they got was a bonus.  \n\nThe other presents would be little toys from the pound shop or Christmas sweets, as well as things like bath stuff and hair accessories.  They would always get books and things like jigsaw puzzles as well.\n\nNone of these things were expensive, could be picked up at various stages during the year, but always created a huge amount of excitement and mystery.\n\nThis year I have one child who has asked for a Wii, and the other two want upgrades on their mobile phones.  That's about it.  \n\nThe Wii will be more in the way of a family present, and I still make a point of buying books as well.  \n\nThen at the last minute, I'll probably splurge out on a heap of stuff for everyone, because that's usually what I do!\n\nHappy Christmas!
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I found a great website with really original gifts, try \nwww.findgift.com\nIt's enat - lots to choose from, I did ALL of my Christmas shopping in about 2 hours!
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sounds like you have a naughty streak ......\n\nbut I'm betting Santa would find a nice "package" for you ; )
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Check with Amazon.com - else eBay.\nMaybe if you're good, you'll get it for Christmas.
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Santa Claus !!! \nIf you promise to be a good boy !!!\n;P
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i will answer your question if you can answer yes to all questions below:\n\n1.can you afford it?\n2. did you ask santa claus permission if you can be his neighbor?\n3. do you have a reindeer that santa can borrow just in case his troops are unable to fly him to his next destination?\n4. are you fat with long white beard who is willing to substitute santa if he is busy making all those toys?\n5.are you willing to wear the red suit and come down on a chimney to deliver toys for all the children in the world?\n\nif all answer is yes, you should. with my permission.\n\nif no, you should try the south pole, maybe they have an empty lot waiting for you.
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Deck the Halls\nwith Matthew Broderick & Danny DeVito.\nThat'll get you both in the Christmas mood with laughter.
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Santa has a long standing, top level security pass. It allows him into no fly zones, and across borders with impunity.\n\nYour presents are safe this year.
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Try a World Bazaar, or some other store that has things from all over.\n\nYou could also look in a candy store at a mall or somewhere, what with Christmas coming up they might have one.\n\nIf all fails you can get mini advent calanders that have pictures of presents on them, or make your own by buying mini Hershey chocolate bars and throwing some wrapping paper on them, or tying a ribbon around them. You could also use Kisses that are hooked up with the Christmas thing, and make little clusters of bells out of them.\n\nHope this helps, good luck!