would you rather be locked in a room for a week with a t-rex sized clown or a clown sized t-rex? and why?
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T-rex sized clown.  Because a Tyrannosaur is about the size of a small *house*, meaning it wouldn't fully *fit* in the room.  :)  Meaning a) the big honking clown couldn't move enough to keep me from kicking him repeatedly in the gonads until he shuts up, and b) that assumes anything else--including myself--could even fit in the room with him, meaning the odds of my being trapped in there with him (and still alive) are fairly slim (and at that point, if he crushes me dead, then it's *his turn* to be scared of my flattened carcass).\n\nBy comparison, a clown-sized dinosaur would be like having a crocodile in the house, only faster.  :(  No thanks, I think being crushed like a cockroach under a huge clown shoe would be the quicker, more merciful death.  :)\n\nJust saying.
850967
Who would you prefer? Durex?\n\nI think it's kinda funny.
455119
I like the boys to stay exactly where I left them.  I don't wanna be sitting on them by accident should they go flopping about while I'm not paying attention.  Thus I wear my tightie whities.\n\nI am kinda wondering why this question is in Zoology though.
853886
a dog....i luv dogs..I don't like cats and I wouldn't want to stay in a cage and live in my own poop and have my house like it too for a whole week
1069836
someone who can control water - theres so much of it for you to control. And definately would pick a decent costume where I dont need to wear my undies over my pants !!
749589
I'd have to say either:\n\n1)  A Unicorn - so that I might bring a little magic into other people's lives\n\nor\n\n2)  A Phoenix - so that I could live even longer, since a phoenix doesn't die of old age - when they die, their bodies burn up, and the same bird rises newborn from the ashes of the old...
52121
A clown!!  I know it sounds really obvious, but imagine if you saw some one who you didn't expect, come walking in with big colored clown hair, huge ears,  big red nose, a pokka dot jumpsuit, and huge shoes.
60398
Clowns! Leeches, wild boars, the boogeyman, thunder but not lightning, and cockroaches. Nothing lame like the dark or heights :P
998980
If I had to guess I'd say Mike Commodore... I think the should put it in a bathrobe and let it be a "Robe Warrior", since that's what is fans are called... I think it would be funny if somebody had a party and filled it up with ice and beer and used it as a cooler. Or you could use it as a champange bucket... I would like bring it to the grocery store and put all my groceries in it... that would be fun...
919895
Gossamer, because he is so intimidating but shy on the inside.\nTigger, because he is really just a big bouncy kid that loves life and will never grow up. Hmmm.....Yep, they do fit me.
434532
between a rabbit and a what?\n\n*edited*\ndepends on what you are comparing it to.
446112
the rex, most definitely.
1138574
I'm afraid of clowns and I think mimes are funny!LOL
988424
Orlando...maybe he'd wear his pirate costume for me!!! :o)
821521
I like to see a dinosaur\n\nCoach
846818
Definitely Taz.  My kids would be so entertained and would love him to death.  Plus I wouldn't trust Sylvester!!  I just don't like him.
373518
I think clowns are more compatible with republicans, but hey...  go for "IT"!  At least you have a sense of humor and you're not too serious all the time!  "IT" could happen.