Men Are Like Slippers? Throw them Away When You Finish?
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Correction. Men are more like shoes. \n\nSymbolically or not...I hate shopping for shoes and that's the same with men too. I don't shop unless it's already broken LOL. Men should be for keeps and that's how it should be.\n\nAnd that man, the one you will keep will be your slipper. The one you come home to...so you can relax and feel comfortable after a day's hustle & bustle..
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Men are like dogs.. A dog chases many things that he (She) has no intention of eating.!  ;>)
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Clean Male Ram...O.T.\n\nWho's that behind you?
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IF THEY ARE CRAPPY SHOES
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I put them in the bin, like any civilised person. I guess you're asking because somebody leaves them on the carpet or the like for you to pick up, in which case they are officially a slob :)
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blow them out of their shoes, or whatever they wear
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men act like jerks..cos they are born one!
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I did for awhile, many years ago. But, modern underwear is so more convenient and you don't have to adjust it anywhere near as often.\n\nOf all the traditions, this was about the easiest to discard.
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men are like public toilets. there either engaged or full of s**t
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Speaking as a man may I just say that they look stupid and are a turn off. Don't do it. There are better things to do with your money. Think of yourself in twenty years time with two grapefruit halves stuck on your chest.
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S.N.A.G's \n\nSeriously though, men who walk around knowing what fabric softner to use to wash his balls with is a fucking gaymo.\n\nSensitive New Age Guys.\nThat's how the catchphrase goes.\n\nMen are suppost to eat steak, grab their woman's tits at any moment of where they wear no bra and slap their semi-erect penis's against them at any given chance.\n\nNOT bend over, drop their pants and hand them over to the fangita with legs.\n\nSensitive new age bla bla bullshit. Real men only have one thing in mind.\nBeer.\nI was thinking, isn't it sex?\nNo. Beer leads to all things holy, sex, football, happiness.\nFor the majority of us, we wouldn't get laid if the females weren't fitshased.\n\nOkay back to the topic. Men who like to wear pink shirts, wear their collars puffed up and dye a blonde strip in the middle of their head.\n\nYOUR ALL FUCKING HOMO!\n\nI had a logical biased debate but I got too shitfaced.
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guys are like dogs.... they go where they are called to..
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U guys are amateurs: Ice skates, shoe, flip flop, slipper, boot, Roller Skates, socks, dress shoes, high heels, sandals, thongs, or last but not least Flippers & swim shoes!!!!.....Hate them!
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When i forget my panties at home, then i wear my mans briefs.  Its just so uncomfortable to have nothing there so i wear his.  He knows i do too.  It feels so weird though-lol! You?
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Maybe he doesn't want to offend anyone with foot odor. Or he is curious about his own smells. Or he is worried about something living in his shoes....... It is definitely a guy thing, although I check my shoes sometimes to make sure they aren't smelly. It is a wierd human quirk. Everyone does strange things like that. I wouldn't be too worried about it.
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Men are like floor tiles,\nLay them properly the first time and you can walk over them for the rest of their lives
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Will you take off your smelly socks first? LOL