when useing the toilet do hover or squat to pee and sit when taking a number two?
968518
Good grief - put a seat cover or some tissue on the seat (if you're paranoid) and go.  I think all of you "squatters" are the ones who pee all over the seat.  If you sit - you don't make a mess - and it's not nearly as self-centered.
818478
Hovering has it's advantages...those seat covers do nothing, if the seat is wet it goes right through them as well as any toilet paper you put down so what's the point?  Hovering can also be looked at as a strength training exercise, building strong quad muscles in the legs (hey, I'm looking for a bright side here to hovering).   But if I get so much as a drop of tinkly on the toily seat I am considerate enough to wipe it off.  I have never understood how women can pee all over the seat and then just leave it there?  Or worse yet, after going a very messy poo just leaving it for others to walk in on and view.  I pity the poor soul (minimum wage employee's usually) who have to clean it up.  People need to have some class!!!
238277
Anywhere in my house , preferably sitting on the toilet
364844
I do my poty in the toilet.
1015491
speaking for myself...No I dont take a dump....I go to the restroom and make a poopie!!    stupid guestion really but oh well okay...
427514
If you gotta go...then you gotta go. It's not like we pee with the stall doors open, so there's nothing to see. Using the opposite gender's bathroom is better than pissing your pants.
161004
Have you ever, in your entire life, seen an infant of either sex sit down to pee? No, of course not. They have to be taught that through what we refer to as 'potty training', and it takes a long time and quite a bit of work, with inevitable backsliding.\n\nIn other words it is quite clearly the case that the female 'race' has to be taught to pee sitting down. It's 'instinctive' to pee in whatever position you are in at the time you feel the urge. All else is taught.
178493
Do squats with your legs open (about shoulder length apart) and squat down, and repeat about 10 or 15.  When you sit in a chair (any chair) make sure you sit up correctly, don't slouch, it helps to have perfect posture when firming up your bottom!
1103885
You should sit on the toilet
693616
i dont mind sitting down im pretty lazy... but i get really jealous of boys when were all out drunk cause they can just go behind a tree or somethin, i got to find somewhere to squat........... and when your drunk squatting is very dificult, ive had many bum flashing moments
757718
Sounds like your toilet is not the only thing full of sh1t! ;)
1045362
All the time. But I usually fart, burp, sneeze, and then vomit. Sometimes I pee myself a little with all the chaos, but it's never too messy.
518289
toilet!!! always gets me giggling. also a little bit saucy
342235
Here is a guide I have found online:\n\n\n"Basic tutorial for women to pee standing\nPrepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias. \nUse your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips. \nPee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble. \nWipe yourself if necessary. \nReturn your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands. \nTips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up\nTo get a smooth stream of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don't. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.\nTo aim, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.\nTidy places to practice are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside."\n\nHope this helps.\n\nOh and remember that practice makes perfect!
571703
It is not that we chose not to flush our floaters it is just that sometimes they don't go down on the first shot.  If you flush again most people assume that you took a poo and had 2 flush twice; therefore it is easier to just vacate as quickly as possible (to avoid being seen and branded as a public bathrooom pooer) then sit there for 20 minutes trying to flush.
1116167
When you got to go, you got to go. Doesn't matter where I am, if there is no bathroom I go behind any bush or tree or whatever is near. Yes I have on a beach, on the side of the road, behind a dumpster, you name it I have probably peed there. So, watch your step. And yes it worked for me and what a relief.
465723
I do a pattern everytime. \n\n1. Wipe from Front to Back\n2. Wipe from Back to Front\n3. Wipe from Front to Back again.\n\nRepeat until toilet paper shows no poopy