Stuck in traffic& have to go to the bathroom - what would you do?
954214
I would try and hold it, unless the traffic was really bad, then i might run and find a bathroom, if there was someone to stay in the car while i was gone.
992402
Tell the doctor that you had acute diarrhea and you blew the toilet off the floor. \n\nHope that helps\n\nGood luck
346666
go where no one can find you even if its a hotel. turn off the phone take a warm bath and just relax
1044881
Simple answer.. Get a job.. Eat more food.. And go back and smear the **** on your bosses car.. LOL
28112
get off the pc and go to the nearest bar.. get drunk, get laid.. wash rinse fold.. do it all over again =)
746920
Stay near the bathroom!
1157048
The most polite thing to do is to look for some air freshener to spray in the bathroom and remain silent. People don't purposely make a bad smell in the bathroom and at least the person had the manners to go there to relieve themself.
322226
Forget going before work.\n\nGo after you get done at work, take your gym bag with you.\n\nIt helps avoid the rush hour traffic home.
837799
i would have called the police, that is soo wrong of somebody to do that to u, i bet now your parnoid to use the restrooms now what an *sshole!!! sorry that happened to u just remember that not all people r like that.
827058
Your bladder is like spouses and children. It is activated by a button on your a*s. As long as you are standing around doing nothing, you are safe from disruptions. Sit down and, well, you push the button! It can also activate the phone, door bell and In-Laws. You can't fight it man. All you can do is try to ignore it but that will only last a short time. Sorry dude, welcome to life on planet Earth!  lol
899165
Tsk Tsk.  Lost track of the harem again, have you?\n\nHave your butler check inside of the all mercedes in the garage and the ones on the forecourt. \n\nYou really should let the chauffeur do the driving when you go shopping. You know how forgetful you can be when you drive yourself. You probably forgot and left her child-locked in the back seat.
184979
Who's still out where? And who's computer are you on if you have nothing and are on the streets?\n\n1. Call the police\n2. Call your insurance
767346
Try to trip the next car that comes along.  It'll probably take out your ankle and leg, too.
682741
the bathroom that i now dont want to go to anymore! l:P
968518
Good grief - put a seat cover or some tissue on the seat (if you're paranoid) and go.  I think all of you "squatters" are the ones who pee all over the seat.  If you sit - you don't make a mess - and it's not nearly as self-centered.
427514
If you gotta go...then you gotta go. It's not like we pee with the stall doors open, so there's nothing to see. Using the opposite gender's bathroom is better than pissing your pants.
591857
Go without food.\nI gotta have my showers! :-)