Who here thinks the Democrats are SO MUCH FUNNIER than the Republicans?
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HELLBENT,\nRunning the government is not a joking matter to begin with, but I do detect a little sarcasm in your message. I wish they would all become a little more serious about there jobs, but I do understand all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.\nSeriously though Democrat or Republican if thats the choice, I will pick a Republican every time. They represent all the things I agree with and Democrats seem to always support all the things I disagree with. When you get right down to it I don't think either is funny, especially in this time of world terrorism that we live in.\nTDCWH
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Coincidently, the democrat party relies far more on huge donations, over 1 million, than does the republican party (opensecrets.org). \nBTW, republicans are far more personally charitable than are democrats, who seem to believe that charity is best handled through govt., of course, after the union bureaucrats get their "cut".
875696
Overall, I think humor runs pretty much evenly across the political spectrum. \n\nI think you'll see a disproportionate number of professional comics on the left, but I don't think that's because liberals are inherently more funny. I think it's because conservatives tend not to pursue careers in entertainment. \n\nOne can point to funny people on either end of the spectrum, and one can find grumpy humorless individuals on both sides, too. For every prim, puritanical conservative there seems to be an equally humorless, perpetually-outraged neurotic liberal. \n\nSince I'm not really a conservative or a liberal, I think I can objectively state that both sides use a lot of name-calling and both sides have witty answers from time to time.
897108
LOL Ingerk.\n\nIf the question was about fart jokes then definitely W.  Otherwise Clinton.
904846
Because democrats are smarter and care about the enviroment. Lets just say, we have a little more brain cells.
804659
I like lots of democrats  Joe Lieberman Ed Koch Zell Miller Dick Morris and Republicans I like are Rush & George Bush and there are people in both partys I despise but what I would really like is for the best in both partys to form a super party and kickout all the jerks
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Unfortunately, it is the best they can come with.  Kind of pathetic actually.\n\nThey can't run on actual policy or philosophy - 'cause if they do, they'll go down in flames.\n\nSo - instead - they use a botched (admittedly totally unfunny) joke - KNOWING what he meant to say.......and from a politician who's NOT EVEN UP FOR RE-ELECTION!!!!\n\nThe GOP's goal is to divert everyone's attention away from what's REALLY important and REAL issues.\n\nSo - yes - this actually IS the best they can come up with.
1137119
Unfortunately, you can not even find this funny. This is the person you understand that is in the position of taking the big descisions that will affect all of us in the world. Hope those who are Republicans can see if their champion is this bad, what does that make them.?
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Watch Republicans whine here. lol
841101
My personal favorite was when they labeled Foley as a Democrat.  Maybe their fact-checkers where spacing out or maybe they were misinforming the public.  Either way, it makes for better entertainment than news.
712559
Most Democrats think of Moore in the same way that, I suspect, most Republicans think of Rush Limbaugh: as a blowhard who occasionally makes interesting points but in general is a bit of an embarrassment.
738321
it wasn't that bad, some people just dont know how to take a joke (republicans). Don't worry, it gave us a bit of comic relief!
695247
Democrat.... or rather... liberal!
375084
Seems to me that you pretty much hit the nail on the head.  Both parties have their scandals, their morons, and their self-righteous flag-toting extremists.  It is easy to complain when you aren't held accountable for the decision, so Bush-bashing is becoming more popular than ever.  The Democrats, being liberals in most regards, also have more division within their party.  Having said that, if it was up to some of the Republicans today, we'd still have blacks as slaves and women working only for the family.  What I'm saying is, both sides have their great minds and their fools, but historically the Democratic party has been more influencial and active in promoting equality.
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Well, more Democrats than republicans go to college....fact.  Therefore, more Democrats can think critically than republicans...fact.  Therefore, it makes sense that Dem states do better on IQ tests because it tests critical thinking skills.  funny.  I'm a socialist and I scored a 155.
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It's amazing how all the Democrats are so quick to keep any Republican's past in the light and say how horrible they are (ie. how people still get on GW for his college days... hey we all did a lil smack back then), but heaven forbid you bring up a democrats past!!! SATAN SATAN satan an an an an....  And yeah I'd go huntin wih Cheney.  He also has less chance of me beatin him over the head with a cricket bat than Kennedy.
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I wouldn't they are both Democrats, they are also racist, and not smart enough to keep their beliefs to them selves.