What does it mean when someone says, "Don't humor me."?
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When someone says "Don't humor me" it usually means don't say what you think they want to hear. For example,\n\n"Do you think my butt looks big in these jeans?"\n"No! Not at all! You look as skinny as Nicole Richie."\n"Don't humor me."\n\nBasically meaning that there's no way the first person looks as skinny as Nicole Richie and she knows it.
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Answer : Don't try to butter me up!
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"You don't say" ---Really? (are you serious?)\n\nI'll never (maybe like I've never) -- in response to something outrageous--- express shock, dismay, \n\nI have heard of "I say" rather than "I'll say" -- Agreement, you're right,
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir
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It means that they want to make it clear what you should and shouldn't expect from the job, interview whatever. Some people make assumptions about things like salary, duties, job title, their likelihood to be hired, etc. that are not reflected in reality. It's a corporate-ese way of saying "let me be frank with you".
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It means you are undecided.  I have used it gettign out of answering someone I didn't want to be around and didn't know how to tell them without hurting them.
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I do not consider it a funny thing. I consider it a fun thing. \n\nAmerican.
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He's trying to be funny don't take any of his question seriously.
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WHEN  PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC, BUT IN REALITY YOU ARE NOT...\n\nHERE IS A GOOD EXAMPLE:\n\nSAY YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS BLIND AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM OUT TO DINNER.\nYOU CALL HIM ON THE PHONE AND HE SAYS "NO I CAN'T GO"\nTHEN YOU TELL HIM... SO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME HUH? NO PUN INTENDED OFCOURSE.. THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS MORE OR LESS.
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to me it means whenever you are trying to tell someone what is good or not for them and they feel like you, as the speaker, don't have the right to do so for whatever reason.  Either you haven't had their experience to tell them what's good for them, or you are being hypocritical. For example: you are a smoker and you tell someone not to smoke.
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He's saying don't rely on gossip or hearsay. If you want to know about me. Ask me. OR Don't talk about me; talk to me.
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It usually means something is funny, "Laugh out loud" or "Lots of laugh" but it can mean a few other things. Check with the person using it. If there is a smiley face next to it then it mean something is funny and not serious like questions from foreigner.  LOL   :-)
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they can say it for two reasons, sarcasm or as you said, confirmation.\nFor example: if a nice guy a girl met says that and plants one on her hand, she'd be flattered. (this is very advisable if you care to capture a girls heart).\nAnd when they say it sarcastically they are also saying that they wish they never met you!\nI personally kind of like it! (this first reason)
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The person who doesn't have a sense of humor
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It means don't try to irritate or challenge me.
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what's wrong with that? like they'd laugh at you? \n\nWell if oyu are worried, just tell them, it's cool, literally
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It means "No". Let it go. If you start picking at every word you will stir up problems.