what's the best line you have  ever heard in a movie and why?
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from Shirley Valentine\n\n"sex is a bit like supermarket shopping, alot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end"\n\ni just found it funny\n\nand then of course there is from Dirty Dancing\n\n"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"\n\nlol classic
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Gotta give it to Al Pachino in Scarface\n"Say hello to my little friend"\n\nBy the way, Amitabh Bachchan in Black was awesome too!\n"The world is not black!"
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I once heard a real good line:\n\nBaby....you're so fine I could drink your bath water!!!
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Pepe the Prawn in Muppets From Space he has all the best lines.\n\nRizzo: Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg? \nPepe: Sh! It could be full of chocolate, okay. \n\nPepe: You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
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There were several phrases he said when someone pulled his string.  The only one I can think of is, "Say your prayers."  Perhaps you're thinking of Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase, "To infinity, and beyond!"  Love that movie.
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The best was on our first date in a restaurant. We finished a bottle of wine and he raised his hand to call the Waiter for another. I said something like 'Oh no! no more!' to which he replied 'please let me, even if we don't drink it, it buys me more time at this table with you'. Even now, years later, he will still say things like that.\n\nThe worst ever chat up line I heard was as a Teenager, a Chap said to me at a dance ' Get your coat, you've pulled!' poor boy got an extremely curt reply!
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THUMPER ! (the bunny)\n\nFrom the movie Bambie.....ooooo so adorable and the happiest laughter I ever heard.
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This line appears in the movie "Only You"\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110737/\nhttp://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/o/only-you-script-transcript-tomei.html\n\nThat's the only one I can come up with.
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I have NO clue but here are some funny original ones:\n\n"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."\n\n"My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream."\n\n" I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?"\n\n"I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."\n\n"You're So Fine, I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater."
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." \n\n~Mae West~
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Tonight I went to see "Eight Below Zero" with my daughter and there was a part that really is a startler and the guy a ways behind said "Holy ****".  His response was so funny I had a good laugh.
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"AM I NOT MERCIFUL?"\nThat is one of the most intense lines in movie history. He was wonderful!
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"Go And Catch a Falling Star" - John Donne.\n\nIt is dominated by irony, not dominant in irony.
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originally said in the movie "Cool Hand Luke" (starring Paul Newman) by the prison Captain (played by Strother Martin):\n\nWhat we've got here is failure to communicate.\n\nSome men, you just can't reach.\n\nSo you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. \n\nWell, he gets it. \n\nAnd I don't like it anymore than you men.\n\n(This line was later used in Full Metal Jacket, and in the Guns N' Roses song Civil War)
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic\nRevan: Shut up and kiss me you bambling fool!\n\nAlso the movie Gold\nTerry Steyner: Kiss me you fool.
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That line was never said in the film, but there are two instances where a line similar to that one were uttered:\n\nIlsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake. \nSam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa. \nIlsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By." \nSam: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it. \nIlsa: I'll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum... \n[Sam begins playing] \nIlsa: Sing it, Sam. \nSam: [singing] You must remember this / A kiss is still a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, "I love you" / On that you can rely / No matter what the future brings-... \nRick: [rushing up] Sam, I thought I told you never to play-... \n[Sees Ilsa. Sam closes the piano and rolls it away] \n\nAnd later...\n\nRick: You know what I want to hear. \nSam: [lying] No, I don't. \nRick: You played it for her, you can play it for me! \nSam: [lying] Well, I don't think I can remember... \nRick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it! \n\nI don't know when people began thinking that "Play it again, Sam" was a quote from the film. That quote was a line in the Marx Bros. film, "A Night In Casablanca" and the title of a Woody Allen play and film.
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CLASSIC FILM!!!  I have seen it atleast  15 times and everytime I find it more funny......so many classic lines\nMINE:  "You pooped in the refrigerator...thats amazing"  The whole scene when he comes home and is talking to his dog.....\nTHE SCENE THAT STILL CRACKS ME UP is when the guy talks about the cologne...."works 85%? of the time, ALL THE TIME......"\nGREAT SILLY MOVIE