I am a painter.  What would be the most bizarre religious painting you could imagine?
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Tricky.  And a little sensitive, since to an insider their belief is not bizarre at all.\n\nHow about Cargo Cult, for something a little unusual but genuine?\n\n"...This led them to conflate perceived benefactors such as Uncle Sam, Santa Claus and John the Baptist into a mythic figure ..."  John Frum  cult of Vanuatu.
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Very VERY strange, Id like to know what the creator was taking....:D
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Love how your mind works!  I think Moses.  Jesus would be okay, but he would probably turn the water to wine.
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lol, i never saw those stickers, but they sound funny actually.\n\nbut i agree, the beauty of a telephone-pole and a stop sign are far too beautiful to be ruined by stickers.\n\nit's the same with that horrible paintwork on the Sistine Chapel in Rome. Why would people ruin beautiful things like poles, signs and buildings with those horrible stickers and paintings ?\n\nsorry, that was some lousy sarcasm...truth is: i actually agree. i even had a jesus-sticker on my mailbox once, took me 15 minutes to peel it off. And getting the word of Jesus out, should be done in another way. I don't think Jesus would have ever wanted us to ruin more of our environment only to tell people his word. It would be kinda presumptious to assume that Jesus is more important that the ozon-layer.
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go to http://images.google.com and type in christ with thorns and you will recieve a plethora of pictures.
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id put glass dore in the side panel and fake leperd skin fir all over and what ever color craft paint you would like
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A thought I've had, too! \nAnd, yes, I agree COMPLETELY-- it would be absolutely, mind-bogglingly funny as all h*ll!\nAnd the Vatican thought they were in an uproar over "The Davini Code"-- that'd be ridiculous, by comparison!
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Real funny mister sinner.\nYou'll be laughing all the way to hell.\nThe Loch Ness Monster isn't real.  Do you think you can just worship something that isnt real?  I've got news for ya, pal.  We Christians are about 2000 years ahead of you on that one.
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You would probably be interested in reading "The End of Faith".\n\nCheck it out at http://www.samharris.org\n\nAnd for the record, I believe it would be the most glorious period in human history.  I would refer to it as the "Second Renaissance".  And I sincerely hope I live to see it.  :)
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Oh my gosh! I have a minor in Art History and I have never thought of that...probably DaVinci, because I would just love to meet him and watch his mind work in real time.\n\n(I know I should want to go back in time to change someones life...but everyone else in here is doing that.)\n\nOr if I have to play by your rules...it would be Picasso...his life was such a tragedy...but would his art have been so good if he would have had a better life?\nI personally think that I relate to his art because It is so dark and because it shows so much suffering and emotion.
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Though I have not experienced it I can imagine what it might be like.  I imagin colors never seen before, animals with very unique characteristics, and most important fellowship with our creator.
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in the spirit of the da vinci code, here is one:\n"a customer returned a replica of 'the last supper'-\ncustomer: i do not like this. i just noticed that the apostles are 13 not 12!\nseller: oh, you mean that extra guy? he is the waiter!"
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Leonardo da Vinci!\nThe Mona Lisa
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Your question caught my eye, forgive me for this large answer, but I enjoy writing.  I found a large print of Mona Lisa & got it  framed & matted & she is displayed in my living room, as my furnishings SCREAM Italian.  Green Natuzzi leather sofa, chair & ottoman. tan with marble shelf & smoke glass top tables, so tapestrys, I have the Divinci Code book & a Leonardo Divinci picture book on my coffee table. [not read] I have decorated around her.  I have always been fascinated with her picture as is my 86 year old mother, as no one knows who she really is! There is a big picture of her painted on the side of an old barn in Novi, Michigan.  It looks like she is coming out of the ground, as you drive around a curve. Scary! We used to go on Sunday drives just to see this when we were teens 30 years ago.  NO, Mona Lisa is NOT seriously overated; after all she is The Mona Lisa, a plain lady with a simple smirk on her face & they are now discovering that she could have been related to Jesus.  Just different theories. On display in France, the original picture is so small, it's quite a dissappointment.  BUT Most Importantly:  SHE'S MADE PEOPLE ASK QUESTIONS!!!
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News flash:  The last supper is not a photograph.  It was painted 1500 years after the event.  If it tells us anything at all, it tells us about what DaVinci believed but it does not tell us that his beliefs were correct.  Furthermore, the notion that he planted clues to his beliefs seems rather far-fetched to me.
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Oh wow.....I love that painting. Is it a painting? If so it was done very very well......
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Michelangelo: La Pieta  a marble statue that shows the Virgin Mary grieving over the dead Jesus.\nDavid a colossal sculpture figure of David\nThe ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican\n\nLeonardo da Vinci\nScientific study of light and shadow\nCreating atmosphere and depth\nStudy of nature and anatomy, dissections of the human body\nAnd off course , the painting Mona Lisa nad the Last Supper