Why do they install urinals so high?
964186
A woman invented it for all the times you have left the seat up and we get wet from falling in, in the middle of the night.\n\nEye for an eye, buddy.
279177
I'm not sure where you got the idea that they pee themselves.  You don't have to be a sniper to know that for the most part there are no restrooms nor port-a-podies to utilize when nature calls.  There's a reason why we carry an entrenching tool(compact shovel).  You locate a good spot with adequate cover and concealment, clear a spot, dig, release and cover.  That is all there is to it without getting more grossly descriptive.
1145572
It's funny that girls have answered this question. How would they know why?\n\n1. You never know how the stream will be until it starts coming out. It could have branches shooting off at 90 degrees, especially if you had sex the night before.\n2. It can hit the concave bowl with great force, causing it to mist up. \n3. Urinals are designed for men. Toilets are designed for women. Install a urinal in your house and you won't have to deal with it.\n4. We like it when you clean up after us.\n5. We feel obligated to give dumb women petty things to whine about. It helps prove our case that women are nothing more than emotionally stunted children with an unreasonable sense of entitlement.
329556
yeah...standing up...cuz if it gets all over your legs, it doesn't matter does it, becuz you are about to get clean anyway. why is it that taking showers makes people wanna pee? prolly all that warm, rushing water ;)
662128
Because there is pee on the seat and other yukky stuff.  Guys don't care about touching it and we can't stand having to touch the seat at all.  It is gross.  If you don't want to put it up and back down, why don't you just sit on it and use it that way?  As you said, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL about pleasing the woman in your life???
794913
Way too much...........\n\nlife is way too important to piss it away being high............
1050210
Cause they also have to take a shit and they dont want to get up and pee so they do it all at once
855485
ya all us girls pee standing up why dont we get rid of toilets and all us urinals why in the world would us girls pee standing up were meant to sit down so next time u go do us all a favor and sit down
203605
Ok, maybe I am just stupid, but didn't you just answer your own question with all that?\n\nMen stand to pee 'cause they can.  And quite frankly, I am jealous when they can just whip it out and whiz while we women have to wait, and wait, and wait till we get to a restroom.
1003194
They're pretty helpful.  They make your urine more acidic so bacteria cannot adhere to the walls of your urinary tract.  Take a bunch at a time (4 or 5) when you feel like a UTI might be coming on, and they'll probably ward off the infection.  Good luck.
631992
They use toilets that have suction, like a vaccuum does. The guys that go in space have to pee in a hose that has suction and that gets kind of wierd...a guy and a hose.....
758036
Large enough to allow you to urinate.
1115466
The reason being is that it helps to prevent urinary tract infections. Ask your GP about it, they will tell you the same thing.
820667
Don't you think it would be a bit hard for a woman to use a urinal?
908267
your blood sugar is really high, and when it gets high to a certain point the sugar gets into your urine, and the sugar absorbs water out of your body so it makes you pee more so you have to drink more to make up for the water you lose
302150
cough so they won't mistakenly open your stall door, then let er rip. \n\nonce i was at the denver international airport and i was taking a piss, and some dude was taking a noisy a$$ sh*t.  all the sudden he expelled the loudest piece of crap imaginable, it splashed loud and everything.  then some dude peeing in the urinal next to me yells, "ALL RIGHT!!!" super loud.  that's how taking a crap in a public place should be - like a sporting event.
924913
hahaha they are def sick sad people out to torture you!!!!! lol. i guess thats why the extremely tall sane people invented the extendable shower head for lol. anyway, the midgets in charge of the shower heads will continue to mock you with their showers until you give in and undergo a surgery that makes you a midget just like them!!\n\n\nps good luck with that btw