What happens when two geese bump their heads together?
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I don't know, but I'm sure one of them goes DOWN! ( Down, like in feathers )  :o)
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4 ducks total\n\nthey would be arranged as such:\n\n1A  1B\n\n2A  2B\n\nThe ducks numbered 1 are the two in front of two. The ducks labled with 2s are the two behind. The ducks labled B are the ducks beside the two labled A or vice versa.
965744
When they yell DUCK, they're giving you a warning to lower your body, I would assume to avoid getting hit by something. When they yell CHICKEN, they're making fun of your manhood.
934007
I ask the person or people near by if they heard ducks quacking?!!!\nLOL
413991
They are moving towards each other at an increasing rate.
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When the rhyme gets down to just one little duck swimming one day, that little duck goes over the hills and far away to the party the other little ducks have been at for the past week or so and brings them back.\n\nThe mother duck says "quack quack quack quack" (translation - "get the hell back here you little buggers") and all the 10 little ducks came back.\n\nPlease note:  The tenth little duck is a kiss ass.
268955
it means geese like to have warm weather if not they will get flu.
1156660
A fish bumped his head and said "DAM!"
229845
there are two mamals that do so....most know that platapus do but the other is a spiny anteater.
847254
one head gets one side and the other head gets the other side so they have to work together.
1070876
One of its leaves are both alike!\n\nBut I still don't understand ... why a duck?
1159450
goose bumps are triggered by some involuntary nerve signals which could be triggered by heavy sneezing, i get once in a while if the sneezing is quite strong, even i get  blinkers in front of my eyes like floating particles(you might have noticed in  cartoon characters mugged on their heads )
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You know what they say...Birds of a feather flock together.
1019172
YEAAAAAAAAH... *makes some kind of raccon noise*...
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A gaggle is a group of geese, so it is the flying "V".
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Goose Bumps\n\nWhy do goose bumps bump?\n\nWhen it is cold outside sometimes the hairs on your arms stand up and you get little bumps all over. But then when you go inside the little bumps dissappear. \nThese little bumps are called goose bumps. But, do you know what is actually happening with your body when you get these bumps? \nWhen you're cold, your arrector muscles pull your hair up, and your blood vessels and ducts to your sweat glands get small to conserve heat. \nMillions of years ago, humans probably had more hair on their bodies then they do now, so their hair standing on end acted as insulation. \nWe don't have enough hair on our bodies to keep us warm anymore, but the little muscles at the end of each hair are still there and still work !
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oh oh oh i heard this one and i got it right once....i gotta think........\n\noh, he took the goose over to the other side, then he came back and grabbed the corn and then went back and dropped the corn off and took the goose back, then he brought the fox to the other side, and came back and got the goose.....\n\nam i right???