Did You hear about the Bloke that goes around in Gardens Late at night chopping the heads off of flowers ?
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That was great...were they gardens behind a Catholic Church..that would make him................are you ready for it................a Mass Murderer.  Yikes...I can't believe I said that.  Sister Catherine would have a fit.\nIf he was taking the heads off of mushrooms, would he be a de-cap-itator?  sorry it is late and I have company that will not go to sleep...
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Crikey your a bit of a swat
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Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
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The Hartford Couurant, a newspaper in Conn. wrote a story about Rory Emerald finding Yoko Ono's bonsai tree. Of course it turned out to be a hoax, a friendly hoax. The Post & other tattler tabloids had a lot of fun with the ruse. (great & thought provoking question)
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I have a friend ther.Do you want to contact her?She's a direct decendant of JACK THE RIPPER!!!!
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I hope he went up in flames... creepy damn scarecrow.\n\nI am terrified of them these days - they look so filthy.\n\n Blargh
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i have no idea about that alexander bunyip\nand he was in a suit??\nwow.. that surely cleared my mind of my bad imagination of green and slimy bunyips\nsorry for not answering your Q, but couldnt help answering =)
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Ask him if he sure that he's in the right profession. Sounds like he should've been a gardener
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Yes. I had a pot plant growing in the back yard and it was so pretty - I had been taking care of it. It was for personal amusement. She called me up back in August when it was still growing leaves and was telling me that I could've gotten her house taken away from her for cultivation and went on and on about how I must hate her and would risk her house etc.;and when I got home that beautiful plant was all dark green and wilted. I got so pissed off that I went and put round-up in her plants around the house in the soil. It took a few months but they died one by one. She just couldn't understand why all her plants were dying. But to make my conscience feel better, I kept telling myself that her plants were given to her that way just to sit there and look pretty and for mine: I grew it from a seed and it would have served a purpose to me (especially this time of year).
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I spent three days in a county jail with a 6 foot tall very angry woman who had just shot her husband in the face.  ummm.. yeah, can somebody please call my daddy???....  the worst part about it was that mine was such a petty crime. horticulturist should never be jailed, i was doing my part to produce more oxygen and eliminate global warming ;O)
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The Stinking Corpse Lily\nSee link below....;
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OH OF course... there are laws againist a person from blowing his leaves, etc into the street and/or onto other people's yards... I have had two incidents in the past where the lawn care people(Mexicans) would blow a peson's yard and it went into others yards.. the adjoining neighbor called the police and the police cited the owner of the one property for allowing his workers to blow leaves onto another neighbor's yard...Thus, that is what you should do particularly if he is obnoxiious and probably can not be talked to.. If he was a nice person, then the approach would be to talk to him.. but in your case, I doubt if that would do any good.... Of course, you could always shoot him
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OFF at nights OFF at morings!
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I did hear that awhile ago, but I' not sure. He was crazy the things he did, I'm surprised he isn't already dead.
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Is he a good neighbour ? If not Its dark now go out and t cut it !!!!
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Nope!  It's just a rumor!\n\nHe is alive and annoying his neighbor somewhere..........
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Phytagoras HIMSELF! the man!\n\nI think he did it while trying to find a scientific explanation on why did theif folks gave him that name.