How Can I Detox T.H.C. Overnight For a Piss Test, Heavy Smoker?
912911
Your best bet is to down some pickle juice...and lots of it.  \n\nThe $40 detox screeners are bunk.
916380
really you should get clean however, depending on how long you got you may have to do several things. have someone urinate and stick it up your--- to keep the body temp or girl the other area. if time drink one gallon of h2o and a whole jar of cranberry juice and the h2o the following day. the 3rd day you will be straight. but no THC in these 3 days. also they have the health store its about $30 follow directions because one can tell if you drank to much h2o. if you smoke 3-4X's a week id do the first or the two bottom ones.
465866
cranberry juice...drink at least one glass a day..also dandelion root tea,also known as pee in the bed.and do drink plenty of water through out the day to flush your system.plus green tea..good luck!
597488
Call a store named "Curious Goods" in Lafayette, La. and order from them.  You can get urine cleaner and shampoo for your hair but be sure and have your own test done prior to the "important" test!  You can also get synthetic urine and heat packs to bring it up to the proper temp. They sell to many oil field/offshore workers who are tested regularly!  Oh yeah--just in case you are interested and can afford one-last time I was there they also had Tommy Chong Bongs for sale!
751384
dip your finger in bleach before you even take the test, then take your finger out let your finger air dry.... when you go to piss in the cup stick your finger in the cup or piss on your fingerand let the piss run into the cup......that should throw off a test... but fo a real lab test need to drink a ton of water i mean gallons of water throughout the day prior....or pickle juice...
939539
my husband can smoke a joint on the way to a urine test and a joint everyday before that and the test will come out clean. he says that it all has something to do with the amount of water that you drink before the test and when to go to the bathroom before you take the test. i dont know though... i dont smoke pot. If your interested in his method though...e-mail me and i will get him to explain in detail how to pass the urine test. btownsbabyblueangel@yahoo.com
106873
you can try it cold turkey, but that is pretty hard....depending on how long you smoked for.  if you have the will power give that a shot.  i have heard a couple of stories about the patches giving people horrific night mares.  check out this site.  its from the Philip Morris USA site.  it may be helpful for you
364405
i doubt it will be in your system in 5 days. drink lots of water. the vinegar in pickle juice helps. umm, if youre desperate, niacin, a mineral available in any vitamin shop totally erases it if taken in large quantities. if you only took 5 hits for your first time ever, itll be gone in a few days to a week. if you never did drugs b4, y are you getting a piss test? less its for work. Tip for next time: leave the weed alone and youll never have to worry again! \n:-)
926318
Try "readyclean". It has always worked. But you must follow the instructions exactly. But beware some higher panel drug tests actually test for cleaners and things like that.
727662
Drinking alot cranberry juice and alot water to clean out your system. Wal Mart sell drug test you can take at home to make sure you clean before you go to the real drug test.
1186961
try using golden seal. get it a few days before you go in for testing.  Then on day of test drink a lot of water, alot, because the more you drink the less concentrated your urine is the harder to pick up on anything.  good luck.
727154
I remember an ex of mine who would smoke marijuana up until the morning of his scheduled drug test.\nAlthough I don't agree with anyone using illegal drugs, I'm going to tell you what he use to do . .\nHe would go early in the morning to the pharmacy get some very potent water pills (tell the pharmacist you have a very annoying urinary infection or something is up with your prostate, who cares) & just keep on drinking those constantly through out the entire day. By constantly I mean about every hour or two. Remember of course to drink lots and lots of water. I mean don't even eat that day just stay on a liquid diet. Water is the best drink to take to try to detox although you can try juices and other clear liquids. He would never try anything else and coming from a family of pot heads I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing.\nIs it safe? How the hell should I know? I stay away from all of that. All I know is you should spend practically the whole day pissing. Worked for him on several occassions. I was surprised. Maybe it'll work for you.
525025
My personal experience is you cant do it alone. you need to goto a detox facility for a minimum of 5 days. You will experience the shakes, diahrehha, and you may even vomit. If you goto detox you will then be able to be monitored and they will give you something for the withdrawals, after that you need to find you a 12 step program and create a network of people not using. If you are serious about quitting , you can ! good luck.
1139899
The easiest way is to stop doing drugs. However there is a product on the market that is supposed to purge your system of any THC or whatever you have in your system. My friend who's a pot head said that Green Tea also works. I wouldn't know, so I'm just going on what she said.
970612
alot of water and a hella hot bath/shower to steam and flush it outta our system.\nbut rehab is the best way to go. TRUST ME.
899498
if in doubt..you can buy a home drug test at any pharmacy ( at Rite Aid they are near the pharmacy counter, by the condoms and diabetic supplies..you do not have to ask for them ) for under 25 bucks..\nThey are very accurate and will tell you exactly what the lab test will show..\n\nMake sure he drinks alot of fluids , starting 3 days before the test..do not over do it with fluids within the 12 hours before, it will over dilute the urine and it will not make the test valid ( he will pee straight water and it will be rejected ) \n\nIf it was at least 2 weeks ago he has a good chance of passing as long as he is not a chronic smoker and he drinks enough to keep his system flushed well..\n\nGood Luck, but I do suggest taking the home test an hour before he goes in..just for good measure..
732430
lay off the weed for a few days. go to the pharmacy and buy a vitamin called niacin. it will mask the drug test. i worked with a lot of guys that smoked and they passed the cup test.