What problems did the dumb gangster have when the the boss told him to blow up a car?
922342
He ran out of breath.
162041
The previous answer is not correct. Here is a link to the actual story. It involved a setup by one gang to put a hit on another. Staged as a bootleg alcohol buy.
896486
both and he had balls the size of watermelons. he was lucky to pull off what he did. our system needs more like him. its unfortunate that most police and government officials are above the law.
800989
the godfather\njust cant be arsed with it
341541
That's a HOOT! Typical boss trying to look intelligent. Has an ego problem.
589576
Well,there had to be a reason he puts her in his race cars,other than her driving ability.I guess he has deep enough pockets to watch her destroy every car she climbs into to race,she sucks...lol
452270
He should of been trained on what to do in this situation other than told to never leave his truck. The fact that this man prevented a felony from occurring makes him a good citizen and the company should make some peace with him by giving him his job back with the proper training so everyone wins instead of using him for an example where everyone loses.
545566
A down on his luck mathematician interviewed for a job as a fireman.  He was asked the question in his interview, "If there was a paper fire in a dumpster, how would you deal with it?"  The mathematician proceeded to describe how he'd get the fire hose and fill the dumpster with water, thereby extinguishing the fire.\n\nTwo weeks later, the fire company, with the mathematician as a new member, responded to a fire at a warehouse.  Arriving at the warehouse, they found a pallet of paper brochures on fire.  Quickly, the mathematician opened a warehouse door, grabbed a pallet jack, pushed the pallet into a dumpster outside the warehouse door, then grabbed a fire hose and fills the dumpster.\n\nThe fire chief was furious?  "What the heck you were doing?" he asked the mathematician.  The mathematician responded, "I simply re-expressed the problem in terms of a problem with a known solution."
729649
we had a sort-of similar case in my town recently.\n\na guy was breaking into cars in a privately owned (one guy owned it not a major dealership) car dealership in an attempt to steal radios or a car. the owner of the dealership happened to be in the office even though it was around 1-2 am. the owner leaned out the door and yelled at the guy to stop breaking into the cars and leave the property because the owner had just called the police. the suspect then tried to break into the office and was yelling at the owner to hand over all his money and the keys to the cars. the owner grabbed his shot-gun (this is texas folks) and shot the suspect in the testicles. the police arrived shortly after the shooting and arrested the suspect then transported him to the hospital. the owner was briefly investigated but no charges were filed because they decided that he was protecting his property and was in eminent danger. \n\never since that incident, all of the radio stations in town have been giving the car dealership free advertising because the owner shot the thief in the testicles!!!
279645
I hate to be blunt!  Actually, this time I would love to be blunt!  First of all, you sound like and idiot yourself!  You can't even put a sentence together grammatically, really!  So this is what you need to do: get a gun, or many guns, shoot the boss, shoot everybody else at your job, then do us all a favor and shoot yourself!  Ha ha ha!  This is a joke, by all means!  It just might be the best answer that you weren't looking for!  Hope it helps to relieve the stress, at least temporarily!
557051
I like the one  about the gang initiation,where they are driving with their lights of, and have to turn, follow and attack the person who flips their light at them. It sound like something real and terrible.
336630
He is a dumbass i dont know what his problem was
660274
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.  \n\n\nIf a priest is called a white collar worker, then a nun would be a creature of habit.\n\n\nThe riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.\n\n\nUsing deodorant is no sweat.\n\n\nI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  \n\n \nPolice were called to a daycare where a two-year-old was resisting a rest.   \n\n\nDid you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.   \n\n\nHe drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.   \n\n\nWhat did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
649336
lamborghini. wasn't it awesome? I can sympathize with the girl who didn't want to blow it up! here's a site you can look at http://www.lambocars.com/.
1178498
YEAH I KNOW, WHY IS THE GIRL SO DUMB??? IF I WERE HER AND I HADDD TO MEET A PERSON ID TAKE ALL MY FRIENDS SO  THEY COULD CALL THE COPS IF IT WAS A BAD GUY SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY DUMB LIKE THAAT
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LMAO!!!! Hey PD that was a nice one!!!!\n\nHeres one for you - \n\nA police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: \nOfficer: May I see your driver's license? \nDriver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. \nOfficer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? \nDriver: It's not my car. I stole it. \nOfficer: The car is stolen? \nDriver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. \nOfficer: There's a gun in the glove box? \nDriver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. \nOfficer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? \nDriver: Yes, sir. \nHearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: \nCaptain: Sir, can I see your license? \nDriver: Sure. Here it is. \nIt was valid. \nCaptain: Who's car is this? \nDriver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. \nThe driver owned the car. \nCaptain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? \nDriver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. \nSure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. \nCaptain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. \nDriver: No problem. \nTrunk is opened, no body. \nCaptain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. \nDriver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.
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Drug addicted idiot with a big mouth.