Have you even eaten Tofurkey or Turducken?
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Yes.  Tofurkey is a soy-type meat substitute.  It's not great in my book.\nHowever, Turducken is a masterpiece!  It is a turkey stuffed with a duck which is stuffed with a chicken (and if you want to get real fancy, get a quail in there).  There's yummy flavoring in between the layers...a real surprise!
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I went into a riverside cafe and asked for a hot cob so I know of bobs disappointment.\n\nDefinitely a bad case of false advertising.\n\nHe should have asked for meat pie with Grevy and make the pudding a Little otter.
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No have you been watching Porky's??? LOL
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never had portugese food in my life,  but if I had to take a guess is a Cincinati Bow-Tie a pretzel or macaroni?  hah\n\noh now that I did the research it is titty f uc k*ing, dont you know that
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Yes. I was at the Illinois state fair. I remember getting a Mango flavored slushi thing and a corndog... Well... IDK why... But I had to go to the bathroom... I kept holding it in for the LONGEST time...OMG that is hell... and i DIDN'T have to PEE I HAD TO POO!!! So, I was riding this one ride called hanglider, and you had to lay on your tummy... and right when I layed down, The man was strapping me in and I farted RIGHT THERE!!! and then it bubbled...and the guy was like....ewww....you are gross...\n\n...ewww....
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Your weird\ndo you eat poop?
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My friend Gillian\nOnly eats french fries if there\nis McChicken sauce.\n♥
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My grandpa lives on a farm and used to have chickens and he said that he has never in his life seen such chicken behavior.Cluck Cluck!! But can you lick your butt? Maybe you are a chicken, hey why did you cross the road anyways?  Chicken feed not good enough for you on your side?
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No.. but they do have tofu, that would be a kissing cousin of cheese (if there ever was one!) according to me.
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Have you tried Restaurant Empire?
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Beats the heck out of Tofu. If I'm going to have something rotting inside me I want it to taste good going down. Don't get me wrong, I like my veggies but I gotta have my meat. Come to think of it, might just go and grill me a big steak right now. I'm hungry.
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GAZOOKS !    sad not thankful turkey day to you....howz that/   I',m thanful that some one out there is having aturkey dinner...cos i'm not...i'm poor..and if our american ppl want to be thankful for all they got.then thats them...me? I just gunna sit here and think about a juicy piece of turkey that someone else is eating and wish them well.   think about this lil fly when ya eats the wingpart...its my fave part of the bird....for all you out there  HAPPY THANXGIVING>>..!!!!
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Have you tried babel fish?
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They will not eat pork , but they will eat chicken . Why ? Both eat anything.
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I made stirfried beef pita pockets.  I stirfried the beef in thin strips with onions and let the onions carmalize.  Opened a pita, put in mayo, letuce and thin slices of tomato. Then I stuffed in the beef and onions.  For a side my husband made some bow-tie pasta salad with red peppers, shredded carrots and onions tossed with a little mayo, ranch dressing and parmasian cheese.  Awesome dinner for a warm day, throw in a beer or two, perfection!!!  My kids (6, 5, 3 1/2) loved it too, minus the beer (obvoiusly)
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Depends , Did you order a boiled egg or or a chicken breast?\n\nWaiter!
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I certainly wouldn't eat grubs, that's just revolting, but as for the kangaroo's testicle, I might have a go, I've never eaten one from any species and have no reason to believe it would taste any different from the rest of the animal's flesh. I could understand why a bloke wouldn't want to though.