What was the last thing you found yourself tangled up in ?
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Blue.\n\nAm I the only one thinking music? See: Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks. Not a bad song on it.
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lol my hubby took his best friend with him to pick some out for me because he was too embarrassed to go by himself...I treasure the thought because I know how hard that was for him to do that.\n\nWhen he has gone on his own I got flannel PJ's with animal prints on them. LOL So I knew he had help with the sexy stuff.
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I know I've heard lots, but the only one that comes to mind is one that I asked. My daughter had a pool party to go to, and we were running late so I was rushing around trying to get everything ready. Just before we were walking out the door, I checked her bag to make sure she had everything and I noticed her towel was missing. I go running around the house looking for it and asking, "Where's your towel, where'd you put it, where'd you have it last?" It turned out I had it under my arm the whole time.
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MY mind was in the gutter!!! LMAO !!! I missed them all :))\nVery funny!
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looking at the carousel horses on the merry go round.  They made me feel all fuzzy inside.  I loved Strawberry's too. I loved looking at my mom when she got all dolled up.. She looked beautiful.
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave"
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My co-workers tease me about having OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) because I always clean when I get bored. \n\nOne day I was really bored and decided to tidy up my area. There was this huge cord that had been hanging under my counter top for a long time, so I got out the heavy duty scissors and went to work on it. I cut it clean off and tossed it in the garbage. Shortly afterward the phones quit workng along with the VISA terminal and some other important electronic equipment.\n\nI almost lost my job that day. The phone company had to repair the line and splice together over 100 tiny wires I had cut. \n\nThese days I just go out for a Latte.
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what kind of confusion you have me confused now so when you find out let me know i apparently need to get out of it with you
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hmmmm...still thinking about stuff....hold on   ...not the last thing yet
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I had some live jam in my fridge, all covered in grey-green fuzz. \nI threw it away before someone got the chance to accidentally ingest it.
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I skived off work early last friday, \nwhen I got home I heard some noises upstairs so I crept up slowly and peered through the bedroom door only to see my wife naked in bed with my boss, \n\nJESUS ! lucky they didn't see me, I nearly got caught!
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MY b/f dared me to get out of his car in just my patent leather high heel red shoes wiv no clothes on up a country lane.  I did and he drove off and left me.\n\nI was walking down the road covering my bits and saw a car coming towards me.  My b/f had drove off i the opposite direction. Feeling sure he would come back i hid behind a bush.  I stung my ass and crack on nettles.  He did come back and we did laugh but i never did it again. lol\n\nSharon (Wife of TULSI M)
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Longing for things past.
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I had a half day off for Good Friday, so I came home and set out a blanket in the yard. Then I went to Subway to get some lunch for us and grabbed a movie at the rental place. I went and picked her up (yeah, her mom wouldn't let her get her license, even at age 18!) and brought her to the house where I surprised her with the picnic, which went over big time.\n\nLater that night, we watched the movie, while the food I bought for dinner was cooking. When the movie was over, I insisted she sit and watch TV while I finished cooking. Being in the other room, she had no idea that I'd busted out the candles and such to go with dinner. She about freaked out about a candlelit dinner, saying it was the nicest thing ever.\n\nAfter dinner, I casually mentioned that I had a present for her, so I went to the other room, stashed the ring in my back pocket and brought out a gift certificate I'd bought for her to have a star named after her. (I wanted to let her fill out the name and date.) While she was reading the gift certificate and talking about how wonderful it was, BAM! Down on one knee with the ring out. Total shock! She never saw it coming. \n\nI've been happily married for a little over three months now.
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looking for something we crave or are missing
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Not many,it was getting monotonous.The worst one has been,what is your favourite dinner?what is your favourite food?If you were going to die what would be your last meal?If you were going on a desert island what would be your last meal?If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life,one meal,what would it be?  AAAAAArrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!! Change the subject,I can't take any more and I am losing the will to live.No wonder I am in tears!!
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In 04.\nFour members of my family died within months of each other and I got stuck in an abusive relationship that ended horribly. I felt so lost. I skipped most of my junior year of high school because I didn't want to be around other people and I was angry at everyone.\nI found myself again towards the end of my senior year. I found my grandmother's cross in my bedroom and never looked back.