Has anyone got a good joke to tell?
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Tarzan is growing up in an African tribe. One day the chief's wife has a white baby. So the chief walks over to Tarzan, puts his hand on his shoulder and starts, 'Tarzan, you being the only white man in our tribe makes it pretty obvious who's kid that really is...' Tarzan quickly interrupts him. He points to the field where there are a number of sheep grazing and he says, 'No chief, it's not what you think! If you look at the sheep you will notice that they are all white, but over there in the corner, you will notice that one sheep bending it's head down...see it? Well as you can see it's black. Now it's all natural, see what I'm saying?' At that moment the chief of the tribe bends closer to him and whispers in his ear,'Ok ok, if you keep quiet about the sheep, I'll keep quiet about the baby!' Hahahohoheehee :)\n\nA blind guy walks into a bar and sits down at the counter. He calls the bartender and asks him if he wants to hear a blonde joke. The bartender responds, "Firstly, I am blonde. The guy behind you to the right is blonde and he is carrying a double barrel shotgun, the woman bodybuilder sitting at the next table is blonde, and both the bouncers at the door are blonde....do you still want to tell me that blonde joke then?" To which the blind guy replies, 'No, none of you will get it!\n\nA blind guy walks into a shop and starts swinging his guide dog around over his head by the leash. A woman walking past asks him what in the world he is doing to which he replies, 'I'm just looking around!'
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Yes I know some funny jokes.  I just answered. Your Welcome.
1105379
Keep them comming hun. you got the best jokes in town....online town that is, LOL
872083
Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
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there are many such as www.joke.com\njust type in joke in a serch engine and you'll have a bunch.
238476
Want to hear a dirty joke??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA white horse fell in the mud. Now thats just dirty.
782220
LOL, a very rare thing on  here is to read jokes that I have not read/heard b4!\nNice to see an original
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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I havent but thanks for the laugh :)
435779
Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
431962
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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Try...\n\n www.jokes.com\n \n               Hope that this helps!!!
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
764957
A good clean joke smashing thanks for sharing it with us...
796367
A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
705903
Haha, nice one. I was hoping it would have a better ending.  There should be a story version of this joke!