A mouse finds a viagra tablet on the floor......?
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Excellent - great sense of humour:      \n\nPaddy made a mistake and took a viagra tablet instead of a sleeping tablet.   He went to bed to have forty winks but ended up having forty w...............................
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Your mouse is most likely dirty.  some dust got inside and that is why it acting up.  Just open it up and use a Q- tip with rubbing alchol on it and clean it.  It should work perfect again.
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plug her keyboard into somebody Else's PC and vice verse
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It could be but what else is going on. So you know about mice. e-mail me rubytoosday@sbcglobal.net
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a little mouse running in a wheel
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Its a contraception device.
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Alcohol, marbles, chess pieces, light bulbs, bullets, spoons, dogs, your neighbor, etc. Maybe you should look in the pet isle for food that you CAN feed it. Also feed it a variety of vegetables and fruit if they like it.
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A guy eating Viagra in the middle of Niagra,\ncame across a meatloaf with a big hole,\n\ncouldn't find any of these\n\nVinegar\nAppricots\nGinger\nIceberg\nNuts\nAss\n\n\nSo he just named that meatloaf Vagina.
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spell check and viagra.
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The mouse made me do it!
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try new batteries in your mouse.
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you need to take the mouse ball out clean it with rubbing alcohol.and clean all the inside connection on the mouse were the ball make contact.
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There is a cool device we use at my place. The mouse gets trapped inside 2 x 1/2 x 1/2 foot wooden box (exact size doesnt matter). It's a simple device and works. Email me (sici_iadic@yahoo.com) n ill tell u how to make it if the below explanation isnt clear. \n\nOnce mouse gets trapped inside u can decide what to do with it. We dont like to kill 'em so we take them to a garbage dump far away and let 'em loose.\n\nThere is a small sliding door which falls down from one side of the box. The door is held up by a string and its other end goes through a small hole at the top of the box to the inside. There is a small ring fixed to the bottom of the box inside it. A piece of food is atached to the string and this goes through the ring and the door is held up by this peice of food. We use a Sprat most of the time. A piece of Potato also works. The door if its not heavy must have a weight to bring it down fast. We use an old padlock lodged on the top of the door. \n\nThe mouse comes in, eats the sprat, down comes the door and next day we find it trapped inside. On the other side to the door we've put a mesh to see inside. Guess u could modify this simple design anyway u want.\n\nThe key to this trap is how heavy the door can be (without breaking the string by itself) and how smooth and fast it slides down. Also the piece of food must be just barely holding up the door. Otherwise the Mouse may take some bites and leave without the door coming down. \n\nWe've caught abt 50 mice with this trap over the years.\n\nall the best.
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In his bedroom apparently
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i agree totally... :) \nthe computer i use in the morning before work has a scroll.. and then at lunch i go up stairs to play and that mouse doesn't have a scroll and i curse it every time.... \nthanks for reminding me ;)
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Put a snake in their desk drawer.
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Unplug it and then tear up the cord some enough to show the wires and then point it out to someone, you know like you are scared to use it, fire hazard and all that.\n\nLike a mouse has been gnawin on it or something