What would you do if you saw someone putting materials that look like floaters in Bea Arthurs toilet?
918432
I hope I wouldn't kill myself...I have been so darned depressed lately...and for someone to be messing around with Bea Arthur's toilet....well, that would really get me down
838643
I think my initial reaction would be a bit of an open mouthed "are you serious, hon?" look closely followed by "You need to get out more."  Future issues would likely result in incredulous looks or a smile and nod.  Maybe clue her in that she is destroying her own credibility.
1024454
That's horrible.\n\nIf they were extremely old or mentally impaired, just clean it up and rememebr someday you might need help.\n\nOtherwise, hand them the tub and tile cleaner and a sponge and kick them in the booty towards the bathroom.
874425
u should try coins and other metals, also try sponges and cloth and things that u are sure wont float.  u mite be suprised with what u discover.
611316
duhhh! don't tell anyone! just drill a little teeny, tiny hole in the bathroom, then cover it up with one of those classic dogs playing poker pictures!! you can freely get your cheap thrills, errr, evidence! or better yet, get rid of the bathroom! put up an out of order sign!!!!
244186
i REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL TAKE THAT OUT.  wHY NOT TRY BEADING IT?  BEADS AND SEQUINS ARE IN NOW AND THERE ARE ALL KNIDS OF POSSIBILITIES.
436109
plaster of paris and some newspaper! Or use construction paper and some toilet paper rolls and some poster board.
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
280073
Tell them "Oh my GOD, I just peed in your car!!!" Then LMAO, probably pee again, then pay to have her car detailed.
344524
It could be from the bowl that holds the water. It was probably not cleaned good enough.
1022374
just clean the damn bathroom..!put on some gloves and get on with it..worse things are happening out there to worry about this drivel.....
1105262
That is kind of funny, but you need to put something in the undies so they float. If they don't, they will just sink to the bottom and it won't be as funny. The funny factor would be the floating underwear.\n\nDo everyone a favor and use clean underwear on though. You could make everyone sick by that going through the water cooler system. Gross.
1144542
Start by talking to her like she was a friend of yours----shoot, say like "oh my gosh Sue (or whatever her name happens to be) I had THE worse diarrhea EVER today. My poop smelled like hot mayo and vomit...kinda like Mary's puke did that night she threw up on David's lap!" And when she says she has no idea what you are talking about, say...."well, then YOU must have the wrong number......pay attention next time!" (but. remember, she is only trying to do her job. Pay your bills) I once told them that I tried selling a kidney, but it's not legal to ebay body parts!!
1027690
Flush it down the toilet. Whatever it might be, it may be old, contaminated from the location where it was "found", or ineffective or simply not good for you.\n\nJust flush it and be done.
181732
Contact the Better Business Bureau.....and get her the hell out of there..black mold is toxic!
239299
i once filled the cistern on a toilet up with liquid soap you can probably guess what happend!!!
1018652
Maybe it's in the latrine.