Why's Elvis in my kitchen........?
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What? Why? How? When? I already know where he is..... In your kitchen. Why don't you chop him up with a knife!\nYou have a good sense of humour.... I like it!!
548447
This one is more intimate.\n\nhttp://www.soultones.com/elvis.html\n\n\nLove ya'!
791442
a man who can cook and clean my home
407999
My house...gimme gimme
718986
Stand, command it in the Name of Jesus Christ to leave your house. Play christian music all the time. What was going on when it first appeared? What kind of shows movies were you watching? What could have caused an open door for this to enter into your home? You need to find this out, because as long as the doors are opened for evil spirits to enter, they will keep coming in.  \n  I know Christian music will help get rid of this thing, I have had this in my life as well in the past, and by Rebuking it in Jesus Christ name and playing the music , it left and kept my home free of that.
892020
he must be a real loser. you need to dump him and get someone who isnt so nosy. he probably goes through youre dresser drawers also.
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YOU WANT A "breakfast meal and make it sexy and special for him" ???\nJUST DRESS UP YOUR SCRABBLED EGGS AND HAM IN BIKINIS !!!
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me ..after Elvis has left the building..
1177343
Whaaat? I am offended! How come the ladies room is sooo guuud!\nLol.. just kidding... poor guy.. haha
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http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/9346/elvissongs/\n\n\n\nTry this site.
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I am supposed to be cleaning this pit of a house in time for my husband's relatives to come over for Thanksgiving. This, I hope you realise, is no mean feat due to the fact that it is such a mess that if burglers broke in, they would think the place has already been burgled. Since I am not American and only my husband's family are coming over (none of my realtives) and I get stuck cooking the meal (by relying heavily on a cookbook) I say "Sod It, let my husband clean the house!" Hence I am most certainly procrastinating!
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Christ need not walk through my house. My mind and heart are much more filthy than my home will probably ever be. Good thing is, all he wants is for me to accept what he did for me, and that I humbly do.  The trash and clutter I unfortunatly still sometimes accumulate and sometimes keep (God forbid) doesn't escape him now, but it doesn't matter. That stuff doesn't do him any wrong... it only does me, and those I'd otherwise share his love with, wrong.\n\nHere's to cleaning daily to keep the path to the doorway clear.
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Scorpio  in the house~~~~~~~~~~~
911751
but you forgot my kitchen how could you leave out my kitchen
1000391
I love when he does dishes after supper so I can play Yahoo Answers. .....)(
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I really wish I had my ultimate guide with me so I could flip through and get the name of the character that you're quoting that apparently NOBODY got (losers).\nbut i can't so here's my smartalec answer\nIf it's on carpet, you should smear it in real good and then leave it for a female to come and do her job and clean it.  And dammit woman where's my dinner?
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ha ha, you get your a** in the kitchen and make me some supper! while your at it wash the laundry and put the kids to bed!!!!