Yeah i have allready posted this question and yes its shallow but i would really like lots of answers!?
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I think you should stop focusing so much on boys and focus on your studies.  You shouldn't be dating anything at your age.  Get some female friends and go out as a group with them.  There is enough time later in life to focus on boys.\n\nBesides if you can't express yourself appropriately on a typed forum when you have the time to focus and form your thoughts, what makes you think for one second that you can keep up with a spur of the moment to moment relationship?
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Dear As,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nAs, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, As. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, As, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, As. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, As, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd As, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you As, and have a great day!\n-Cody
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Dear Theo,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nTheo, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Theo. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Theo, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Theo. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Theo, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd Theo, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Theo, and have a great day!\n-Cody
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Dear J1521joe,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nJ1521joe, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, J1521joe. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, J1521joe, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, J1521joe. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, J1521joe, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd J1521joe, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you J1521joe, and have a great day!\n-Zach
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Well, most of the answers are sort of discussion, personal opinion and more of an advice. But but but, if you see the Serious sections on Computer Science, Physics, chemistry, you would find really good and to the point answers. This is a forum for seeking opinions  and help. Unfortunately, since its craze has just started, most of the people are just putting stupid/ irrelevent questions and the same for answers just to get some points. People do grow up after a week on this network, asking more mature questions and replying better quality answers. The recent change in scoring pattern by Yahoo has definitely discouraged this 'irrelevent' scam questions and answers. Take my word, wait for a month, by the time it would become a big knowledge bank. However, if you have some serious questions, post on Google groups and you would find really good and precise answers.
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None of my questions have 20 answers.  What are you trying to say???  I'm deeply offended.\n\nActually, I don't really care what you think.  The answers I got helped me.  It's not quantity but quality.
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I love what "lutanent" answered!  If I gave you an answer like that would you "Give me 10 points!"?  What if I said: "I ve put so much effort in answering this question! :)"?  LOL \n\nI'll take your comment to my question as a compliment... even though it was actually a question.  You tell me, is that what you think?\n\ncali_rich_and_smooth@yahoo.com
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What a waste of points! You asked the same question earlier and got good answers, didn't you?
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I read about 5 or so of your answers andI am not sure,.  You are full of a sarcasm (so am I), but I have not seen anything too shocking yet.  Maybe I did not read enough.  Be yourself, have fun.  Maybe someone does not like you.  I like you. SO far.
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It's weird, if you 'lighten up' too much, you might be considered shallow.  There has to be a balance.
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any girl who is "looking" for a real answer to their hurting questions, needs to look elsewhere.....this site is only for entertainment\n\ni see you just started here with YA.........welcome!..\ngive it a week, you will be shocked to see everything and if it can be typed ....it'll be printed...........just laugh at it and move on to next question
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Yes, you are too lazy to search yourself. Go ahead and post some more questions!
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Why not stick with asking serious questions for some time, then see the response.Hypothetical questions are good but you must know how to structure them without getting on the sore toes of cynic answerers. Cheer up.
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check this you will find the right answer\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgkOxzlGWY6TlgCBqQoOOl.izaIX?qid=1006011902162\n\nPlz dont reapeat questions.\nThis question is also seen by me earlier.\n\nDon't feel bad. I just wanna to say If the peoples like you (who ask good questions generally) start repeating the questions than how it can be interesting to answer same question again and again.
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I just check through your answers and although a lot of them is spot on and some quite creative, they lack in body content.\n\nMight help to put a few sources in aswell.
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SORRY BABE, I WAS TOO LAZY TO READ IT UNTIL END, MY ADVISE: DONT ASK SIROUS QUESTIONS HERE ( CUZ U WILL GET STUPID ANSWERS LIKE DIS)
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id love to but thats a bit too deep of a question to post my answers to lol