how can i pass "cheat" a drug screen and how can I keep THC levels low?
916380
really you should get clean however, depending on how long you got you may have to do several things. have someone urinate and stick it up your--- to keep the body temp or girl the other area. if time drink one gallon of h2o and a whole jar of cranberry juice and the h2o the following day. the 3rd day you will be straight. but no THC in these 3 days. also they have the health store its about $30 follow directions because one can tell if you drank to much h2o. if you smoke 3-4X's a week id do the first or the two bottom ones.
144390
Drink a lot of water will dilute drugs in your system. It is no a guarantee that you will pass a drug test.
536412
Absolutely nothing, that actually "works". Lots of people say "if I wanted to I could pass a drug test", I've heard it dozens of times, and watched those same people lose their jobs or go to jail for not passing their U.A.'s. The only way to be certain you'll pass is to stay clean. It takes 7 days to 2 weeks for your system to clear itself of meth, and 7-30 days to clear it of marijuana. Time and abstaining are the only methods that work. Forget the special drinks and home remedies. I've seen them all, and they don't work. Besides, drug testers often look for over-dilution of water in the urine, a ph balance that's "off", and all the various chemical-components that those over-the-counter store bought and home-made "remedies" contain, and if these are found, they'll consider it a "dirty U.A.". How do I know all this? I've been there before myself, and so have many people that I know that are close to me.
745722
Pass it by staying off the meth. Hope you get busted, moron.
693526
I've got really bad news for you.  The most common test these days is to take a hair sample.  There's nothing you can do to clean that up except lay off the drugs.
873323
You cant!  Just dont do the drugs!!!
952170
Only maybe.\n\n1st NEVER, never take a test without drinking glass upon glass of water the day before and the morning of, you should be p'ing clear.  Then take a b-vitamin that morning, it will add the yellow back to your urine.  Pop a couple rolaids 15 minutes or so before the test, drink a little more water. \n\nWhen filling out paperwork, inform of the vitamins and rolaids, just say you take everyday.\n\nBut if you were "pretty yellow" your urine was full of waste products, the thc will probably show up.  How heavy are you?  The heavier you are, the longer THC stays in the system, as it attaches to fat cells.  So if thinner, you have a better chance of being "clean". \n\nGood luck
276738
First way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs.But if you do, you can: (if it is mary jane) drink either pickle juice or vinegar, vinegar is better,it works better than pickle juice because it is not diluted with all of the other ingredients.Drink ALOT of water.If it is meth , it is out of your system in three days anyway.\n    It kind of depends on the type of drug test that they are doing. If it is a hair test, Head Shops sell a shampoo that will wash out the residue that most drugs leave on your hair.The shampoo costs about 50 bucks. It costs alot but it is worth it.
259981
i`m a boss where i work and deal with drug screeners all the time. they can detect anything foreign in your system and will recognize any efforts to hide it or cover it up!\ni`ve pretty much heard them all! don`t bother!\nhere`s a concept! clean up your life! i did drugs for 22 years, believe it or not, it`s awesome to be sober!!!!!\n  P.S. been clean for 11 years! try it!!!!!
654686
For an urine or blood drug test, THC metabolites [the active ingredient in marijuana] show up for a period of 28 to 30 days after the last time you smoked. If a hair sampling drug test is done, it may take months or even years [if you're long-haired] for THC traces to disappear completely from your system. But, if you smoked for medical reasons [marijuana is a medically recognized treatment for nausea and vomiting in cancer patients undergoing chemotherapy; it even comes in pill form, under the brand name of MARINOL; get your oncologist to prescribe it for your use], then you can't be discriminated against or otherwise penalized if a positive result comes back. It's unconstitutional and illegal to do so, because it may constitute discrimination against your person in basis of a disabling condition. You may want to consult an attorney regarding this issue for further advise. Good luck, and hope that you get better real soon.
788331
i was in the same situation as you. i smoked 2 days prior to the mouth swab and still passed.  jus make sure that you get as little saliva on the swab as possible... maybe eat/drink somthing before hand.  I'm not a chronic smoker (sorry for the pun), but i do it once in a while... \n\n"In a study using RIA (Radioimmunoassay) test, cannabinoids were detected in saliva 4 to 10 hours after subjects smoked a single marijuana joint."\n\nYou Should be fine... Good Luck.\n\n-CAP
1107687
Just drink tons of water all day.  Urinate alot.  When it comes time for your test, you will basically pass a cup of water to them.  If you can urinate privately, without someone watching, you could just water down your urine before you hand it to them.\n\nEither way, this will totally throw the test, as it will not be able to pick up on the small amount of drug traces in the urine.  \n\nIf you have not done any drugs in 30 days, you probably have nothing to worry about.  If you have, it still is probably not a big deal.  Drug tests are expensive.  This may just be a psychological parenting tactic.  Your parents may just throw away the sample and tell you it is a positive result.  \nIf you want to do drugs, and not deal with the parents, the best tactic is to keep your grades up in school, keep yourself clean and well groomed, and get healthy amounts of sleep and excercise.  If you do this, your parents probably will never suspect you, and if they do, you can point to your grades and lifestyle as evidence of your drug free lifestyle.
779879
hmm start by not smoking pot.\nthen pour yourself a heaping cup of warm urine......drink up. you can taste the thc. \n=)
1012298
Highly unlikely.\n\nIf you sit over the bong and breathe in what they dont inhale then you have a chance.\n\nIf you are just breathing in second hand smoke, the THC (what you test for) is already inhaled and you would be fine...unless you are 'hot boxing' while trying to watch your friends smoke up the world record for weed.  \n\nThey are looking for a certain amount of THC in your urine...not just the evidence of.  You have to smoke to fail....anything less than (22 nano______ I believe) will fail you.  WHich means you need to smoke to fail.  \n\nEither way....\n\nif you are looking for a job, stay away from drugs.  If you find one and want to use, do so carefully.  \n\nThe best thing to do is just stay away period.
352654
If it's a urine test your straight.  You can do one of two things.  1. Go to a G.N.C. (a nutrition store) ask an employee for flushers.  They are a little pricey about $30 bucks.  Make sure you read the directions before you drink it.  You have to drink it a few hours before the test and it blocks the THC some how.  2. You can keep your money and hope that the test you take is not to sophisticated.  You have to drink alot of water, like a gallon or more, right before the test like 2-3 hours.  When you take the test, your urine will be diluted and the test will only pick up water.  Hopefully, it won't know it's just water, and not urine.  I had a friend who did this to pass a test for the Army, and it worked.  If they take blood, hair, or do a saliva test, your screwed. And don't try drinking vinegar, or cranberry juice or any other goofy drinks.  Only water and flushers actually work. I read someone's answer that said to drink bleach.  Not a good idea you can do serious internal damage doing so. Drinking water does not clean you out, it only dilutes the urine so such a small amount if any of THC doesn't show up on the test. I tried Niacin once to pass atest and broke out in a severe case of hives.  If you've never had hives, trust me, you'd be better off failing the test. It's like pure hell, very painful.Trust me, water or flushers.  They WORK!  Good Luck bro
29342
best way actually is not do it, BUT if you do use it, the part 1.2 gallon vinegar to 1 gallon of water mixture will help you. You have to drink it ALL, a day before you test.You cant smoke any either afterward drinking this or it wont work. You may have a diarheaa a little because of the vinegar but atleast you past the test. Personally, I dont use marijuana now days because you wont get a job if you fail it so the high isnt worth it, but I know this works.Or buy this stuff call Hot Flush. It works within an hour and you get it at any Tatooes Places.
521798
It takes time to get the drug out of your system.  It varies with person to person, but after 30 days you should be completely free of THC.  Even if you don't smoke for two weeks it will still appear positive in a urine drug screen.  \n\nWe recently did testing on a fair amount of people who were regular marijuana users.  Some were clear after two weeks, but the majority took 30 days.