Funny Birthday messages?
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Hip hop before hip op....classic
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Check out this website.\nhttp://www.mste.uiuc.edu/reese/birthday/intro.html\nAlso, you can find other websites by searching for "birthday problem"
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Give her this message:\n\nWow, 16.  That's a great milestone birthday!  I wish I were 16 again.  Enjoy it!  It goes by so fast.  No, really it does.  Cherish every moment of it.  Spend lots of time with your friends, let your parents know how much you love them (even if you don't agree with everything they're doing...cuz trust me, you won't always agree), and don't spend too much money on gas...hehe.\nHAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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What messages are you sending to them\nthank you
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http://www.birthdaydirect.com/little-mermaid-printable-invitationsnote-cards-p-7184.html
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Say "Happy Birthday, Steve."\n\nThis will take a bit of explaining.  In San Francisco in 1985, an acquaintance of mine (friend of a friend) asked my friend and I to go down to her house and help her prepare for a party she was giving a couple of days later.  She had a house-guest at the time and his name was Steve Holzman.  He was 27 years old, but because he had just shaved his beard and mustache off, he looked about 17.  Anyway, it was his birthday, so when Marie introduced us, she said, "Barbara, this is Steve.  It's his birthday today.  Steve, this is Barbara.  She's your birthday present."  And I did NOT say, "how rude!  You can't give me as a gift!  I'm not an object!"  I said . . . but I told you what I said.\n\nFor the next twenty years, I blessed the day I said, "Happy Birthday, Steve!"  Because being a gentleman, he would not refuse or throw away a gift.
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http://www.123greetings.com/birthday/specials/leap_year/\n\nGo there, or maybe try Googling "leap year birthday cards."
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happy birthday to you!!though its not my b'day today i just wish you would live for 100 yrs and acheive all that you long for. god bless you!
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www.funnyhub.com\n\n\nhey u tell ur id i have many\n\nmuine is m_s_manigandan@yahoo.com\n\nbye
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Maybe... email me & makes me funny! lol
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For what ?there birthday?
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http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html\nhttp://www.ahajokes.com/funny_audio.html\n\nhttp://www.freewebjunk.com/funny_answermachines/\nhttp://purplecow.com/weird/messages/\n\n\n\n.
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My birthday is on 6-6-6 this year so lol its kind of kool roflmao
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Go to a titty bar, buy a 6 pack, and get a prostitute.  Happy Birthday!
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hi wish u a very happy birthday...\nu dont really need help to celebrate ur birthday... jus do wat u wan,, chill out wit frnds/boyfrnd or spend time wit family/pets....\nif u like to b alone then y not read a romantic novel wit a bag of chips n hot coffee... u get to do wat u wan...\nif u like to b wit people then throw a party... n dont forget to invite me..............
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http://www.gowinsouls.com/\n\nClick on the the picture below "NEW! THIS IS AN AWESOME MESSAGE IN EVERY WAY!"  By Jason Sciscoe
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First of all, "Happy Birthday to you. Happy birhtday to you. Happy birthday dear Jaime. Happy Birthday to you!"  Second, you go out and enjoy your birthday. Have a wonderful day. :-) :-*