Have you ever farted at a really inappropriate time?
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Contract Killer OOOHHH SCary!!\n\nDo all contract killers get on answers and ask stupid questions.\n\nIs Buisness slow?\n\nI once had a fart fighht with GF and pooed on her head.....\n\nno more fart fights for me.
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
239365
yes, it happened once when i did not finish my work and techer asked me the reason! dumest thing to ask! guess when would be my answer?\n \ni said i did not finish my work coz i was stuck up in the bathroom for 8 hours! the teacher started laughing and i said it was not funny coz i was crying then she said "Zip up your fly." and the whole class stated laughing! my zip was open in front of the whole class!!!!! i was so emmbrassed that i did not go to school for a whole week!
1001303
i fart under my blanket and then put my head in to smell! actually i do that most of the time... and i like it!
246125
I was once on a Flight in a small aircraft (Seated Less than 50)Had gas real bad and I held it as long as I could so I finally thought I'd just go back to the Latrine and get rid of it. Well it was ripe and Followed me out into the Plane.Before I got 2 steps out of the bathroom someone turned around and Said "Damn man are you O.K." I said yes and he said are you sure because that stinks just then someone else laughed and ....Well ever get tickled and not be able to stop laughing.I just had to wind up going back to my seat and turn red I was so embarrassed and to top it off I couldn't stop laughing. did i mention it was a business flight and I knew everyone on the Plane.
455161
sad, but i do\n\nThe grossest thing that it has ever happened to me was about 13 years ago I was an airport and i needed a quarter to make a telephone call at the payphone I picked my nose and had nowhere else to place the Booger, someone approached me and i asked them for a quarter at the same moment and as I was exchanging to get the quarter I gave them the Booger on accident!\n\nGross, but true!
1108223
my most embarassing moment......damn, that was funny........i remember that day like it was yesterday...\n\n\nthere was this one time....\n\n\n\n\n\n.......wait!!!.....im not gonna tell u and millions of other ppl on the internet!!!
332145
heck yes i would. i know some one who sneezed and farted at the same time. I lauged but quietly. Its hard not to
464139
no....I try not to fart in front of my husband. But, if I do he just has to get over it.
813860
yes farting is natural out bodies do it at the most awkward times.\nAlthough if someone has a farting problem that just stinks out the office..  Sometimes subtle hints help.\nLike wow that was a little smelly mate. mind opening some windows.. or asking for some spray to go around the office.\n\nIf these don't help then you will have to be forward.. \nLook mate..  these farts are starting to make me feel ill.. can  you move away when know your going to release one.\nor go to the toilet, Ask are you taking anything for it.\nbeing forward might make them feel awkward but also bringing it to there attention that its becoming a problem is the best.
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Well, I just farted and it stinks pretty bad, so if I can't stand it then it must be really bad... :)  By the way, I am laughing so uncontrolably right now I am crying..GOD TIMING IS EVERYTHING ISN'T IT???
486960
Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?
941339
Me: when I say "Honeeeeey" in a high pitched voice over and over again ...lol.. ( I like bugging him with that)\n\nMy husband: ..hahaha..(hope he doesn't read this =} ) when he farts soooo LOUD here and there (in the house)... You would never assume that he is capable of that.