Have you ever done a poo that disappears around the bend, and also requires no wiping?
928743
ive had the non wiper but not the disappears around the bend top shitting!
1096310
Yeah, that happens to me.  I usually just wipe as much as I can get, then wear a panti liner.  Not a big deal. It doesn't mean it's leaking or anything like that.
146091
Toilet paper, if you don't believe me...try going a day without it.
819731
Don't you just poop it out the next day?
348696
Yes, I have.\n\nI was driving home one night and about 1/4 mile from home I got this incredible urge to poop.  It got more urgent by the second.  I was coming upon a major intersection in downtown Brooklyn, where I make a left turn to go the last three blocks home.  If I missed the light, I knew it was like a three minute wait for the next green, so I accelerated.  Just as I was coming to the intersection, it turned red...but I ran it...I was terrified I'd be stopped by a cop and have to wait yet another ten minutes while he wrote a ticket. Luckily, there was no cop.\n\nI drove the last three blocks, and there was a spot right in front of my house.  I parked and ran inside.\n\nThere were about stairway about 25 long to get to my apartment on the second floor, and I was debating how to go up it.  By this time, I was clenching my butt cheeks as tight as possible to keep everything inside, and was worried that going up the stairs would somehow loosen my grip.  Should I run up as fast as I could, or go up slowly, concentrating on keeping my cheeks clenched.\n\nI decided to run.\n\nAs I was running up the stairs, the flow started.  It was the wrong choice; I should have gone up one step at time, slowly, while still holding it back tight.  By the time I reached the top, I was soaked with runny poop. I ran upstairs to the shower and removed all my clothes and took a long hot shower, making sure to get rid of any little pooplets that might be hanging on.  I put my dirty clothes in a garbage bag and three them out.\n\nThat was 15 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday!
220970
when you have to wipe your ass over and over
819719
try it without the toilet seat
1015491
speaking for myself...No I dont take a dump....I go to the restroom and make a poopie!!    stupid guestion really but oh well okay...
620684
"wipe" no H\n\nTry baby wipes, or wetting the TP.
535705
You have to keep your anus extremely CLEAN.Use over the counter remedies such as Tucks pads or regular baby wipes and use after each time you use the facilities.
146279
No. Sometimes I get a little sweaty but there's no poop coming out of anywhere.
1002040
I can poop standing up, but there is no guarantee where it will end up.
131422
okay i have this to say since only the proper people are going to answer you it seems. I wipe my behind from back to front I know it is supposed to go the other way but noone told me this when I was a kid. I stop before I get to my vagina I don't wipe the poop into there. I have never had an infection. I wipe both areas seperately. Sometimes I use my kids Kandoo wipes if you don't have any of these at your house you should get some because they are awesome. The front to back thing just feels weird to me. That's all i have to share make fun of me if you want to.
755123
get your a*se on the bidet then....or use moist wipes....who cares anyway!!!
270972
Is this for real?  Kinda of a "weird" question but I assume he would know just like anyone else.  Can you look at your bottom when you wipe?  I believe he could successfully perform this function by how clean he feels.  He's blind, not stupid!
1004542
ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
699626
NOOOOOOOOO!\n\nYour bowel might retain it, it might go septic!\n\nTry a dab of toothpaste... it works for my mum when she runs out of cream/suppositories.