So this Pirate walks into a bar and he has a ?
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lol, thats a good joke.
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In case of pirates!  Arrrrrrgh!
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Yup Yup....become a pirate.
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Hey...bartender! Let me have what she's drinking.
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A dog limps into a bar, looks around angrily and says, "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."\n\nA horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face."
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A man, a woman and a snake walk into a bar...
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a horse walks into a bar.  the bartender says "hey bu.. bu... bu... hey bu... bu... buddy, why th... th... th... th... the long fuh fuh face?"\n\nwow, what a terrific audience!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his fly.  The bartender looks up and says, "My God, doesn't that hurt."  The pirate answers, " Arrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."
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He pees in your drink? I have no clue... what is it?
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Get to the pub. Have a double vodka and tonic for me while you're there.
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Start with the police.  Also, talk to the owner of the establishment, unless he's one of the thieves.
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Someone said while inebriated "I wonder what this looks like? Hold my beer."
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two rabhis and a priest walk into a bar......uhhh nah i got nuthin
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so this irishman walks past a bar...get it?
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In some establishments, there's a collection of Cologne in the restrooms. \n\nShe's saying he's probably pouring about $3 worth of it on himself for the new woman.
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There is a what???? before whooooo??????\n\nReminds me of a joke I heard once.\n\nSo this guy walks into a bar and says..................OUCH!! I just walked into a bar.
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I think it also means Mikey can now go into the club without worring about the others. He does not have to sneak, hide, or rush in quickly. The people are now too drunk to bother him. So he just walks in. \n"Sweet" may mean he gets to stay now that he is in or he can drink something with alchol.\nIs Mikey too young to be allowed in to a drinking alchol place, Bar?\nI don't understand "Work the Door". Is he very little and has learned how to turn the knob and open a door?