what is with all these 9/11 jokes comedians are telling?
921676
Anyone is doing these jokes is really rude! Also,there is nothing funny about that joke.It's not funny and it's not even close to funny.9&#92;11 is a very big deal in the U.S. and people should not do it no matter what the reason.I have never heard any of these jokes or anyone to use them but I am still going with this answer because it is still very rude and mean to the U.S.
131951
The entire world has been coddling these people that do this stuff. Look at the outrage when there was the incident about someone flushing the Koran down the toilet (which was later discovered to be untrue). The world news loves to glorify these crazy people. \n\nWhen 9/11 happened there was news footage in Afghanistan of thousands of middle-easterns parading and praising the destruction of our buildings and killing Americans. But you say anything bad about Muhammud or the Koran and it is free reign to kill anyone. They are just a bunch of nuts. And you know what, I have yet to hear any of the Muslim religious leaders come out against this behavior. It is ridiculous.
911964
this is presumably a joke, if you have information about a terror suspect go to the police, if not then just stop being an idiot.
725818
I dont see a joke in it or where he was going with it.\n\nHe is simply a moron as many people have known ALL ALONG.\n\nIf you want to see what Kerry said, its on Youtube.
1166933
This video is very compelling evidence that there's a lot more to the events of 9/11 than most people know.  A few of the things in the Loose Change video are inaccurate, but it compiles enough accurate information to lead to further questions.  \n\nTo the people who say things like "this has all been disproven" or "it's just conspiracy theories" you are fooling yourselves.  The famous philospher Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) said “All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident”.  People will believe any lie either because they want it to be true, or because they fear it is true.  The lie you are believing is that the official story of how the events of 9/11 occurred are true.  When you OBJECTIVELY analysis the scientific evidence -- as a detective or scientist would -- without injecting false patriatism into the equation -- you realize that it is simply physically impossible that things happened as we've been led to believe.\nAnd  as a side note, questioning the events of 9/11 is NOT unpatriotic.  On the contrary, it's about the most patriotic thing you can do.  We have a duty to defend this great nation of ours against ALL threats, foriegn AND DOMESTIC.  And the families of the victims of 9/11 have a right to know the TRUTH of how and why their loved ones died.  In that spirit, I present the following very small bits of information concerning the events of 9/11.\n\nYou can’t collapse a skyscraper with jet fuel.\nMany engineers have come forward and said that there’s no way those buildings fell from fire.  Steel doesn’t weaken until almost 2000 degrees F, and it doesn’t melt until almost 3000 degrees F.  Jet fuel doesn’t burn hot enough to do it.\nThe official NIST report states “The initial jet fuel fires themselves lasted at most a few minutes” and office material fires would burn out within about 20 minutes in a given location. (NIST, 2005; p. 179, emphasis added.)   The final NIST report on the Towers admits:  \n"Of the more than 170 areas examined on 16 perimeter column panels, only three columns had evidence that the steel reached temperatures above 250ºC… Only two core column specimens had sufficient paint remaining to make such an analysis, and their temperatures did not reach 250 ºC. ... Using metallographic analysis, NIST determined that there was no evidence that any of the samples had reached temperatures above 600 ºC."  (NIST, 2005, pp. 176-177) \nKevin Ryan, the engineer from the company that underwrote the towers, said it was impossible that a jet fuel fire brought the towers down.  The architect who designed the twin towers has repeatedly said that he designed them to take not 1, but 2, massive passenger airliner impacts and not fall.  \nPools of molten steel were found in the basements of the towers (including tower 7) weeks after 9/11.  Steel melts at 2777 degrees F.  Jet fuel burns at only 1577 degrees F.  It is literally impossible for jet fuel fires to get hot enough to melt steel into molten pools.  Something else must have done it.\n\nFirefighters and survivors said repeatedly that bombs were going off throughout the towers, on many different floors. Firefighters gave very specific descriptions of seeing flashes of light and explosions going off on the lower levels.   If you watch the news from that morning, you'll even see Fox news reporting a "4th explosion" going off in tower 1.   For instance, at the start of the collapse of the South Tower a Fox  News anchor reported:   “There is an explosion at the base of the building… white smoke from the bottom… something happened at the base of the building!  Then another explosion.”\nFirefighter Edward Cachia independently reported:  \n“[We] thought there was like an internal detonation, explosives, because it went in succession, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then the tower came
731328
Every time I see him on TV I expect a new joke! the guy is a disaster! The way he talks, answer the questions...a big embarrassment for the country!\n\nGood...no way may be a good laugh!
182043
I've heard pleanty of Holocaust jokes, and they're dam funny!!!!
47278
It's a great joke, because all the verbally challenged people who say "u" instead of "you" are dead like they should be.\n\nI'm waiting for the version that has dead people who say "lol". That'll be a scream.
353529
The joke is on us...  now\n\nand it isn't very funny...
636420
Pretty funny! I think most cops would go to their bar after hearing this, tell everyone and laugh their brains out.\nHowever, in reality this is a great example of when not to go for the belly laugh and an audition with Comedy Central.
956079
You may be right. Nowadays, people are basing humor, well satire  around politics and its kinda getting on my nerves as well.\n\nI watch 'Whose line is it",  kinda nice.\n\nTo get my spirits high, I usually watch FRIENDS, Less Than Perfect, etc
929719
thats a very good point which i might be able to elaborate on\n\nif you look at these peoples questions   most of them dont actually tell any jokes, they just seem to have heard them all and slate the rest,  makes you wonder why someone will write something on a joke that is so old instead of just flicking to the next
636220
Gail, I don't know how to answer that question, but good for you for questioning things.  Too many people just mindlessly swallow whatever pap they are fed.\n\nI've had my doubts about the stories we were given re 9/11, but that's all it is---doubts.  I've seen no conclusive proof of any shenanigans.  Let me say, though, that I would not be surprised were proof to surface that there really is something fishy about the whole thing.\n\nI happened on this link after I wrote the above.  I'm convinced.\n\nhttp://www.cooperativeresearch.org/essay.jsp?article=essayaninterestingday
202056
The loonies always have an excuse. Like, "Moussaoui was drugged and hypnotized to admit ties to Al-Qaeda", or "That's not really Moussaoui, it's a fake look-alike working for the government".\n\nP.S. Spelling his name is ridiculously tough, like a written tongue-twister :)\n\nEDIT : "He's trying to find out what happened, what's wrong with that?". Given the sheer enormity of the tragedy of 9/11, it's the same stupid attitude that Holocaust deniers have. "Oh, well, we're just questioning the Holocaust to see what REALLY happened, nothing wrong with that". When 99% of them are just closet anti-Semites.
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Honey, I hate to tell you, but this "evidence" that 9/11 was an "inside job" was already disproven.  Don't you think that the news media would love to release it if it was so?  After all, they already had to admit that there was no actual "wire-tapping" and that the "leak" was actually the disclosure of declassified information.  It's like every time an allegation comes up, it's disproved, so they have to come up with something else.  They'd love to jump on the conspiracy theory bandwagon.  911truth.org is LIES.  So is Loose Change.  So is letsroll911.org.  The .org at the end of their names means nothing.\nMy proof?  A 100 year old magazine, with no political affiliation.  Go to www.popularmechanics.com, and search for the story about debunking the 9/11 myths.  They have actual testimony from witnesses, firemen, police officers, and scientists who studied exactly how and why those buildings came down.  \nPlease, please, please research this more thoroughly.  I've seen all those sites, I've seen the "evidence", I've watched their "documentaries".  I found them to be about as true as Fahrenheit 9/11, which Michael Moore himself admitted was mostly lies.  The rest was a distorted brand of truth and misquotes, and things taken out of context.
992145
It would have to be a delusional idiot--failing to understand that the question is actually rhetorical in nature.\n\nSort of like the pseudo-Chinese proverb:  He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
805606
LOL\n;-)\n\nAh if it weren't for "Bushisms" I might not have laughed at all during the last 6 years!\n\nThis is one of many verbal gaffs and mental blunders produced by the George the Wunderkind.  There are so many more that betray his true attitudes (and his Momma's)  toward his fellow Americans.  She can't dirty her beautiful mind with thoughts of dead soldiers and he never stops thinking of ways to harm Americans - Freudian slip or not, it is still very telling.