"You came to die?" asked the Australian.?
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Dialects are varieties differing in pronunciation, vocabulary and grammar not to be confused with the regional accents of English speakers, which mark speakers as members of groups by their various pronunciations of the standard language.\n\nAustralian English is a non-rhotic dialect. The Australian accent is most similar to that of New Zealand and is also similar to accents from the South-East of Britain, particularly those of Cockney and Received Pronunciation. As with most dialects of English, it is distinguished primarily by its vowel phonology.\n\nAustralian English vowels are divided into two categories: long, which includes long monophthongs and diphthongs, and short, all of which are monophthongs. The short vowels mostly correspond to the lax vowels used in analyses of Received Pronunciation with the long vowels corresponding to its tense vowels as well as its centralising diphthongs. Unlike most varieties of English, it has a phonemic length distinction: a number of vowels differ only by the length.\n\nAustralian English consonants are similar to those of other non-rhotic varieties of English. In comparison to other varieties, it has a flapped variant of /t/ and /d/ in similar environments as in American English. Many speakers have also coalesced /tj/ and /dj/ into /tʃ/ and /dʒ/, with pronunciations such as /tʃʉːn/ being standard.
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A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife \nin bed with another man. \n"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." \n"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what \nif you came home one night and caught another man in bed with \nyour wife?" \nThe fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane \nand kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
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What was the question???
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I think as the question was asked in a country I would have answered as you did.  Perhaps the asker of this question meant something different from the way the question reads.  Perhaps the askers does not have a firm grasp of the English language.
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Are you dead?\n\n;) its validated by a source.\n\nalso if i ask you how old are you? or what is the color of your hair.. you wont answer me yes.
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Wow hahahaha..... like the one:\n\nthere were two women in line to get into heaven. The first one asked the secound one, 'how did you die?' She answered, 'I froze to death.' 'Oh, that must have been horrible!' the first one exclaimed. 'Oh, it wasn't sooo bad,' she assured her,'I just was cold, and got sleepy and then I woke up here. How did you die.' The First lady replied,'I was sure my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early. He was just watching TV in the den. I was sure the other woman was there so I searched everywhere in the house. Under the bed, the closet, drier, everywhere! Finally I was just to exahsted and had a massive heart attack' 'How sad,' the secound woman replied,'If you had just checked the freezer, we'd both still be alive!'\n\nJust liked that joke
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I was, but now I'm out of breath.\n\n\nHOPA!
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I dressed up nice in heels and a lil skirt. \n\nHe picks me up in a ute loaded with 7 other guys, all drinking beer. I'm thinking, oh we must be going to a party or something....\n\nWRONG!! Instead, he takes us out into the middle of the bush, that's right I said BUSH (forest, woods, jungle whatever they call it where you live)\nwhere they commenced a full out shot-gun assualt on kangaroos. Yep, shooting kangaroos with real-life shot-guns! All of the guys were DRUNK by the way. \n\nTHEN they skinned the half- alive animals in front of me.\n\nOn the way home, with my ears ringing from the gunshots BUT grateful to be alive still, one of his friend keeps rubbing my leg, and I'm like "Get your hands off me." \nMy date then replies "He won't hurt ya, he's just been isolated from women for so long, he wants to feel some soft skin". The fact that they had 4 or 5 guns stopped me from flipping my lid. \nOh yeah, for the record, me and the guy are no longer together!
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Not many,it was getting monotonous.The worst one has been,what is your favourite dinner?what is your favourite food?If you were going to die what would be your last meal?If you were going on a desert island what would be your last meal?If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life,one meal,what would it be?  AAAAAArrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!! Change the subject,I can't take any more and I am losing the will to live.No wonder I am in tears!!
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Brian: "Are you ok?\nStewie: "I'm as ok as you face!"
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Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.\n\nShe kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."\n\n"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."\n\n"Don't worry about it, sweetie." replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
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In a remote South African gold mine, a miner was setting dynamite to blast a seam when it exploded taking one of his legs clean off.  As he was stretchered out, he was heard to sob "What will happen to me? I have a family to look after, we are very poor...who's ever going to want a one legged gold digger?" then his mobile phone rings..."Hello?  Who?  Oh, Sir Paul...what an honour..."\n\nOR...\n\nDid you hear that Paul's giving Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement?  She still has to shave the other leg herself though.
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Im Australian can you please explain that in English.
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what, did you say somthing
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And I thought I had problems.\n\nI don't know the answer but there needs to be one.\n\nHuman beings do not deserve to die in pain.\n\nI applaud your courage.
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You're going to die.\n\n(we all do. No exceptions)
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Where did u hear this from? (place, person)