If Jesus Mohamed Buddha and Krishna went rabbit shooting which would bag the most rabbits?
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a good question... mmmmmmm...\n\nlet's think...\n\nWhat weapons?\n\nRight -\n\nJesus weapon of choice is an UZI - nice Jewish semi automatic\nBuddha - he would probably use some crappy Chinese rifle\nKrishna - I reckon he's a Kalashnikov guy\nMohamed - well he wouldn't use a gun he'd strap explosives to himself...\n\nSo the answer is, in a "shoot-off" - Jesus\n\nHowever, if you were in the middle of a load of rabbits I reckon it's got to be Mohamed.\n\nThanks
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khatmandu\n\nthis question is not related to mythology and folklore btw\nand thanks for the 2 pts! =)
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Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, and Sloberdonmynobyabitch.\n\nI'd poison them and sit their going bwaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaa.\n\nThat's my most evilest laugh you know.\n\nbwaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaa. Evil.
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You forgot about Amrapali- the prostitute who became a nun , a follower of Buddha. Sounds familiar?\n\nBuddhas mother had dreams about an extraordinary son. Christians took the tale one step ahead.\n\nThere are more similarities if you really start comparing.\n\nADDED:\n\nJesus did not predated Buddh. Buddha predates .Jesus by 500 years and was already a well established religion.\n\n"..... Buddhist monks lived in Central Asia, the conduit through which Buddhism traveled from India to the East. \n\nThe giant Buddha statues at Bamian in Afghanistan lay on the same road. \n\nThey have been destroyed, but a wonderful sleeping Buddha, 16m long, still lies peacefully in Tajikistan. \n\nAnd near Kampyr-Tepe, we were invited to the site of a Buddhist lamasery, where the mendicant monks lived underground in a labyrinth, to protect them from the terrible heat and cold of the plain. "\n\n(source: Uzbekistan's best kept secret - BBC news.com).
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because jesus was resurrected and a giant bunny rabbit flew down and gave everyone chocolate eggs
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none. No other religious leader i know of even claims to have come back to life.\n\nHindu think  Buddha is in Nirvana. Jews never had anyone claim to come back to life, Muslims think Muhammad is with Allah...\n\nWe Christians are the only one to have someone come back to life.
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Muhammad,Prophet or not he IS a PEDOPHILE!!!!! HEshould  DIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Mohammed=Islam\nGod=Christianity
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A perfect description!  A violent muslim is no more a follower of Mohammed's teachings than a violent Christian is a follower of Jesus' teachings or a violent Buddhist is a follower of Buddha's teachings.  Similarly, a hateful or closed minded member of any of these faiths isn't doing such a good job of following the religion either.
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this is in Islam. i took it from "ocean dream" name ID\n\nOur Prophet (S) \nAnnounced the Good News of Jesus' Return\n\nBy the One in Whose hand is my self, definitely the son of Mary will soon descend among you as a just judge. He will break the cross, kill the pig, and abolish the jizya (a head tax on free non-Muslims living under Muslim rule). (Sahih al-Bukhari and Sahih Muslim)\n((He will break the cross, kill the pig and will remove the Jizyah. This means that he will correct the false doctrines and beliefs that are spread about him and about his teachings among his followers and many of them will follow him and thus the followers of the Prophet Muhammad and Prophet Jesus, peace and blessings be upon both of them, will be united into one Ummah and there will be no need for Jizyah.)) \n\n\nNo Prophet shall come during the period between me and Jesus. And Jesus shall descend. Recognize him when you see him. He is a man of medium height and of a ruddy, fair complexion. He will be dressed in two pieces of a yellow garment. The hair on his head will appear as if water is trickling out of it, although his hair would not be wet. He will fight for the cause of Islam… And Jesus will kill Dajjal (the Antichrist). He will live on this Earth for a period of forty years, and at the end of this period he will pass away. The Muslims will offer the funeral prayers of Jesus. (Abu Dawud)\n\nCertainly, the time of prayer will come and then Jesus (peace be upon him), son of Mary, descend and will lead them in prayer. When the enemy of God see him, he will (disappear) just as salt dissolves in water. (Sahih Muslim)\n\nThe world will be placed beneath his feet … His eyes will see the distance too … He will see the unbelievers' castles and villages… (Muhammad ibn 'Abd al-Rasul Barzanji, Al-Isha'ah li Ashrat as-Sa`ah, p. 244)\n\nWhen their [believers'] Imam would come forward to lead them in congregation in the morning, Prophet Jesus, son of Mary, (peace be upon him) would descend upon them in the morning. Upon this, that Imam would retreat walking backward, so that Prophet Jesus (peace be upon him) should come forward to lead people in prayer in congregation. But he would place his hand in between his shoulders and say: "Come forward and lead the prayer, for it has been established for you." (Sunan Ibn Majah)\n\nWhen the Dajjal faces him [Jesus], he [the Dajjal] will begin to dissolve like salt in water. He [Jesus] will say to him: "I have to deal you a blow; you cannot escape." So Jesus will kill him with his spear at the gate of Ludd, and he will die there. (Sunan Ibn Majah)\n\nThen Prophet Jesus will come to a people whom God would protect from Dajjal (anti-Christ). He would then wipe [the traces of hardship from] their faces and tell them their ranks in Paradise. (Sunan Ibn Majah)
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Male members shave their heads except for a\ntopknot, by means of which, they believe, Krishna will\ndraw them up to heaven at the time of deliverance of\nthe world.\n\nAnd it's spelled Hare Krishna.
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Probably Elvis, google it
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Ravanan or Ravan or Ravana\nA guy with 10 heads
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probably madonna (54 videos)
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Well its interesting question. I just put down my binoculars. Jesus was actually talking to a TV mechanic as his set had some problems and so he wanna make everything perfect before the world cup soccer. Mohammed was quite chilled upset with his followers for messing up all he taught them, he was frantically pacing up and down and pondering how to handle this, Buddha as usual is looking around amusingly at other gods around him and wondering why they all look so hassled, And Satan- wow he looked cool in his new shades and his new IPod, he was in the pool with sexy babes and clelebrating his fast popularity amongst earthlings
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God- all loving, but has the unfortunate characteristic of not existing.\n\nJesus- taught a lot of good things, but also taught many things which I believe were harmful\n\nThe Colonel- since i'm vegetarian, i'm not inclined to give it to him.\n\nBuddha- Buddha had a lot of wisdom, and most importantly taught good values and reasoning and disdained dogma and doctrine.  He is my choice.
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ALLAH\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaha