Why did the chicken cross the road?
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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In this scenario the Egg.  The chicken must have crossed the road to get away from the egg, because the egg came first and failed to satisfy the chicken.
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Well in creation "the chicken".
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first, the chicken is a she.  now that we know the sexes of flight less birds we have to keep in mind that she never really crossed the road.  there was a sale at Macy*s and she got another 10% off if she opened a new charge account.  no matter how many times i told her not to do that she does it anyway.  when is the chicken going to listen to the rooster?
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After covering some distance, fuel is burnt in the truck & hence, its weight is reduced. Thus, the bird's weight does not  stop the truck!
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Well if I were to guess, I would suppose it was the chicken. I gather this idea from the Bible which says that God created the animals and birds not just eggs for the birds or fowl...\n\nGood luck with your quest! I supppse if you are pondering the great mysteries of life, you might consider this question. If it's a stupid question I have sure heard it asked all of my life. \n\nI know a little bit about chickens, and unless there is a hen to sit on the nest of eggs,  the eggs  would never hatch! They would suffer from cold and then no nurturing if they did happen to hatch. I have watched mother hens and they know a lot when it comes to gathering their chicks up when they feel danger for them. The hen will give them a signal just so the young chicks could all gather around their mother hen so she could fluff her feathers and seem larger and more fomidable while protecting the hatchling chicks.\n\nNot a stupid question, I am only guessing at what I feel explains it for me :)\nruthie~
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He followed the chicken. He seems to be more of a follower than a leader.
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The chicken. Because Noah did not take any eggs in his boat.
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Because there chicken legs arent strong enough to walk!
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And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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because the chicken was on strike!
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A chicken does not know what a road is therefore there is no reason as to why.
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He had no other choice as the KFC colonel had been chasing him towards the road. He knew that crossing the road would get him to the other side, however, on the other side was a KFC factory. The chicken inevitably attempted to cross the road, jumped on to the back of a moving truck and was never seen again. That's really what happened. Honestly.
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Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot
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All living things are created by God (or whatever higher power you believe in) so the chicken had to come first.  The egg is not alive yet.
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The Chicken came first. :)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?:\n\nPAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.\n\nDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!\n\nERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.\n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\n\nGRANDP A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.\n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.\n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\n\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\n\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?\n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\n\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\n\nEINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?\n\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\n\nIMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.\n\nTHE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\n\nCOLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?\n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.