I sneezed (with snot shooting), snorted loud,belched and farted in a span of 5 sec -my gf left the room-why??
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hahaha! nice one, yep i can imagin the scene in my head, i dont know why she jus walked out, there must've been more, did she not say nefing?? even it's over. it's not your fault what your body dose, but maybe u should've said sorry or jus o dear that was embarrassing, \n\nmove on or go fone her mate\n\n_X_mary_X_
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say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?
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LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
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My boyfriend and I were getting ready to have sex. I turned off the light and went to the bathroom to put in my diaphragm. When I got back to the room, I could hear him moaning "oh baby, you feel so good". It couldn't have been me because I was still standing by the door. I turned on the light.\n\nHe was having sexual relations with my dog! When he saw what he was screwing, he jumped up and apologized.\n\nHe was no longer my boyfriend after that.
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Gas exiting the body- and it makes a stink!!!
975289
This is a sensitive subject and you should proceed with caution.  She might have a yeast infection.  Maybe mention that you smelled something funny, but try not to just tell her directly that it's her.  Perhaps she'll take a hint.
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nightsoflondon....these people are just telling her so she can see a doctor about it. There is nothing normal about gasping for air during your sleep and it very well could be sleep apnea. They are not saying definately and she doesn't have to listen to them either, but you make it out to sound like its definately not sleep apnea. It is a very deadly disease of which two good friends of mine suffer. It can kill you and the loss of oxygen to your brain during these episodes can do permanent damage. Sure, she could have nothing, or something else, but yes sleep apnea would be an educated guess---notice I say EDUCATED GUESS...you just sounded so angry in your post like all of us who said sleep apnea were dumb a$$ idiots....
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Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
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It's not mine so it might not count...\nAt my brother's confirmation he farted really loud in church and everyone around us started laughing.  It was the polite sort of laughter though, in your hand so it's quiet, you know.  Anyway, my sister was laughing so hard that she did it too and everyone lost it.  They started laughing hysterically in the middle of the mass.
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He heh, that made me laugh. Good question! I don't know, but I guess that the air has to go somewhere! I do know that swallowing too much air can make you feel bloated, so I would suppose it only has two ways to go, either as a burp or a fart!
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Could be strep throat or just stress related. Take her to a practioner ASAP, as it also could be a serious earnose/throat infection.
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pissed in a girls mouth. by accident! Sick freak liked it. Don't do drugs. \n\ndifferent time. Girlfriends parents walk in and quickly leave closing the door. rather they yelled at us. \n\nPeriod sex, she's on top and a huge gob plops out when she gets up.
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With your history of HELLP you need to seek another opinion right away.  Also a PE is nothing to sneeze at.  Both are life threatening conditions.  Your body is trying to tell you something, listen to it!  Get to another Dr. right away for their opinion. I am a retired OB nurse and have seen patients with complications like yours, even months later and the outcome was not good,  Don't ignore the warning signs.
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I accidently farted in class and I was so embarassed(=^_^=)
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I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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ouch. Maybe you have developed asthma.  Better see your doc.