Do you know any funny Epitaphs?
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I told you I was sick.
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funnyjunk.com is awesome.  There's a really funny poem on there about the bathroom.  It's hilarious!
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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http://www.funnyjunk.com
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Random 5 word sentence for the laugh?
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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Dear Bearded One,\n\nI wrote you a poem in honor of your passing. Ok, not that you are dead....yet. Ok not that passing the stone will kill you either....most likely. Ok it could, but I doubt it. Unless it's a boulder. In that case, I'm sure surgery would be imminent. And since you are on here answering, I'm thinking no boulders. Ok, so in honor of your passing of the stone, I'm writing you a poem. Here it is: \n\n\nThere once was a man from Idaho,\nWho answered the questions of Jimbo,\nI noticed a few,\nI would laugh right on cue,\nTo the thought of dating a zombo!!\n\nI finally decided to answer,\nThis TMBG romancer,\nThe moon it was full,\nConversation never was dull,\nWith this Kimchee diet enhancer!\n\nBut then he fell ill with a stone,\n"I'm in pain!" he often would moan,\nHe gritted his teeth,\nBraced himself with his feet,\nAnd proceded to pass thru his bone.\n\nNow we all hope that he will be cured,\nHis Yahoo Answer friends are assured,\nHe will return a new man,\nWith a quest and a plan,\nTo convince Yahoo! Amy he's absurd.\n\n\nGet well soon, Bud!
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Jokes:\nAs seen in a dog's diary:\n\n7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!\n8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!\n9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!\nNoon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!\n2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!\n3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!\n4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!\n6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!\n7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!\n8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!\n9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!\n11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!\n \n\nAs seen in a cat's diary:\n\nDay 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.\n\nI am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.\n------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \nA pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.\n\n(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)\n\nA cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)\n\n(I'm still not over the pig.)\n\nThe male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.\n\n("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") \n\nThe flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.\n\n(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)\n\nSome lions mate over 50 times a day.\n\n(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)\n\nHumans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.\n\n(What about that pig??)\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nStories:\nAn old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.\nThe man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.\nLater, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."\nThey then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.\nNow they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.\nThe boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the anima
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if you sign up to www.docrafts.co.uk they've a whole section on quotations and poems in their forum area
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"
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A lot of laughs.\n\nOne died on the steps at my work a few months ago.  It sat there for a month.  Someone drew a line around it like it was a homicide, then someone prepared a gravestone for it.  It was hilarious.
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i found this site and it has lots of really cool smileys, hope you enjoy it as much as i do! LOL
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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There are many!  Check out this web site and see if you find the one you have in mind http://tacomaweekly.tripod.com/Irish-Quotations.html
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some funny ones herehttp://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/videos.php   or herehttp://www.yikers.com/pranks_funny_videos.html