how do i keep the ninjas out of my closet?
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i like your closet!!!
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try to keep them as far away from each other as possible
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you can buy a spray called static guard. if you dont have the spray ,a softner sheet works.you can also put regular hand lotion on your hands and rub the clingy clothing.
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Tell them you are having problems with a poltergeist, who is moving objects around. You had ( a ghost-busters team) install nanny cams throughout the house in order to capture movements. You don't know locations of the nanny cams, so ask them to keep this in mind when having sex or whatever. lol
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ninjas because they can sneak around
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Jeans nothing, try wool pants!!!  LOL  It is a hygiene issue, a place to put your 'pad', it covers your area so that people cannot see it. Prevents perverts from getting their full thrill by looking up your skirts and dresses.
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Keep busy organizing a closet. your room, clean house.keep moving
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let me tell ya i am a pack rat with my clothes and my kids clothes...you will know when you or the kids do not wear half of what is in the closets....then it is time to trow them away something i have just found out my self....but it is hard cause you think well maybe some day they will  wear it....yea right that day never comes....i have clothes of mine i have had since i was a size 8 like i will ever wear them again...... although i have given alot away i still bring more home....i have a shopping problem....my kids pick out what they want to keep which is not alot i have very picky kids...and the rest goes bye bye.....but it is hard
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I do that too.  When my roommate was out of town, I had to check everywhere - Under the bed, in the shower, in the closet... just to make sure I was the only one in the apartment.  But there is a point where you go overboard.  You can't always be afraid, but a girl has got to be careful these days!  Maybe talking to a couselor would make you feel more secure.  Or take a self-defense class.  I did and now I feel like if I DID find someone hiding in my apartment I could kick thier butt!
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have a hard on in the morning! \numm get some big sticks strap them together and wrap hid around the outside
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don't get caught!..lol. They think they are looking out for your saftey is my guess. So just sneak out there and do when they aren't looking and good luck!
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you can hide at my place
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Go bare ass..nobody will notice what you wear, if your outgoing.
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take them to a room and lock it.. threathen them not to follow you..this is a very good plan..lol
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get one of those electrical outlet timers that are used for turing lights on etc.. and lock it in the closet with your router, and or pc
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Try adding some cage furniture like a hollow log. Snakes and other reptile like a lot of hiding spots to make them feel secure. The enclosure also can be too small, I recommend no less than a 20g tank.
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Just ignore them. There's not a lot you can do about people like them. You could always insult them back, but you know that would be wrong. You could stay in a group of girlfriends (or guyfriends) that would help protect you. You could notify the schoolboard, but the likelyhood of them doing anything about it is very low. Oh! A really cool idea is to do something special to your jeans, or at least to one pair. You could draw on them, or tie them up specially (like capris) or you could just make up something! Maybe wear a cool belt and always make sure that you look and smell nice. You don't have to be "cool" per say, but if you have a nice, sleek style then you won't have to worry about them. This is great because it costs nothing! Other things you can do are: 1. wear inexpensive jewlery (just not something cheap looking) 2. Do something with you hair every day. It doesn't have to be fancy, just fun. A messy bun, curly, straight, pulled up in a pony tail, pig tails, crimped etc. Well, that's about all I can think of right now! Also, don't worry about what other people think of you. The main reason I listed all of those things above that you can do to yourself, was for your benefit, not theirs. If you feel good about how you look, then it doesn't matter how everybody else looks at you. \n\nP.S. I only have 3 pairs of jeans too! :D