All you men, I need your answers?
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We men love our penises.  This is certainly no secret.  We all want it to be the biggest and the best.  We all want women (men in the case of gay guys) to crave having our penises inside them.  We all think it's so absolutely wonderful that we can get erections.  Hey, guys, stop staring at your willy.  There's more to life than a penis.\n\nLet your b/f carry on about his willy as much as he wants to.  You don't have to pay attention to him.
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do you know everyone? wow!!!!!!!!!!!! you the man
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Be my GF. I will help u to get answers to all ur queries.\n\nWill wait for your reply.\n\nThanks
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dont u guys have something new or something logical to ask?\nsame ole stupid questions...... how old are you 8?
367671
You should ask him, honey.
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dude where's your question?
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hmmm... looks like u guys need one more guy. count me in. that way 3 guy and three girl, so one will be left out.
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I think that you have to ask yourself another question ... what types of males do you want. Visualize the person who you want to use this ... and talk to him.
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Yup, absolutely.  All guys do! YES, all guys!!!
268623
Gentlemen love to help Danzels in distress. Just ask. 55% of men are single. That's one in two. Pretty good odds. Hardware stores is were i find most women in need.
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whatever your on man...let me have some of it!
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i am the guy u want.\nwww
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Wowie! So great! AMEN! Guys need to be more like you!
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i'm also tired of idiot ignorant wannabe men.  here i am, a young boy, who always figured i was just a little boy.  but lately i've realized that i lead by example, i can actually skew the curve of what a woman should expect of a real man.  any guy who loves a girl should treat said girl like the dread pirate roberts in relation to the princess bride.  you ask your man "would you do the dishes?"  he should say "as you wish" and then get busy doing the dishes a.s.a.p.  you ask your man "have any interest in sweeping the house"?  he should say "as you wish", and then get busy sweeping right then....not tomorrow.  you say "make me dinner, sweetie".  he should reply "as you wish", and he should get off the couch and make you some good healthy real food........not run to mcdonalds with your credit card.  i wish you luck.
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dear alien kid i would like just to tell you the following thing.....that is not a question you ask girls for....cause that is a kind of irrespectful "question"coming from a man for us as women...and i know lots of girls are agree with me....so it would be better if you take this as a tip so you would never ask that question ever to a girl....take is as an advice dear....and good luck
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i received this SMS text ystrday...\n\nIt's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!\n\nand here's a few i sent out to my frens...\n\nHe met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!\n\nLuv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?!\n\nFrom the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!\n\nMEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??\n\nTell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok I wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam\n\n5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!\n\nIm a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!\n\ni hope u enoyed these msgs... they r pretty funny... haf a great day ahead!! :-)
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Nothing... sorry.  But I bet you could find a new one and an even better one if you picked your lips off the floor and quit 'sounding' desperate.  ;)  Men LOVE to chase....make em work for it ;)