What if George Bush invited himself to your Christmas dinner?
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He would not enter my premisses! Under no circumstances, I don't cleebrate Christmas anyway, as I am not a Christian! Nor would I break bread with him. As he is a thief, a lair, a war monger, and many other dispicable things.
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First I would take a photo of him and email it to reuters news group in Germany and the newspapers in France "Le Monde" and The German one "Die Welt" (the truth must be heard) And Then I would bring him inside and give me a cup of coffee and some food. Then once he had sobered up, i would ask him why is doing all these horrible things to iraq and Afganistan. And talk him into resigning as president and retiring for a peace-ful old life. I really don't like George W Bush, but i wouldn't hurt him, I don't want to stoop to his level.
494155
good point.....   relay this to Mr. Bush
936471
because you invited borat round for supper. xx
46839
You can make his favorite meal from scratch.  Do everything homemade.  Have a quite candlelight dinner just the two of you. Eat your top layer from your wedding cake if you had one (or go get a small wedding cake if you didn't).  Enjoy a quite romatic night together.  Tell him how you have treasured the year together recalling certain memories.  The wonderful homecooked meal is your gift to him; as well as letting him know that you have treasured the memories this year.
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My tummy can tolerate taco bell!! and I certainly enjoy a good laugh.And Special thanks to Slate's Jacob Weisberg, who has been recording the accidental wit and wisdom of George W. Bush since 1999.\n"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003\n"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003\n"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's "Bush at War"\n"America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points." —George W. Bush, aboard his campaign plane, Sept. 18, 2000 \n"I got to know Ken Lay when he was head of the — what they call the Governor's Business Council in Texas. He was a supporter of Ann Richards in my run in 1994. And she had named him the head of the Governor's Business Council. And I decided to leave him in place, just for the sake of continuity. And that's when I first got to know Ken and worked with Ken." —attempting to distance himself from his biggest political patron, Enron Chairman Ken Lay, whom he nicknamed "Kenny Boy," Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2002 \n"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003\n"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order — order out of chaos. But we will." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003\n"All up and down the different aspects of our society, we had meaningful discussions. Not only in the Cabinet Room, but prior to this and after this day, our secretaries, respective secretaries, will continue to interact to create the conditions necessary for prosperity to reign." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003\n"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003\n"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003\n"He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis on all three." —George W. Bush, who had meant to say "the deflation issue" rather than "the devaluation issue," and accidentally sent the Japanese Yen tumbling, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002\n"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." —George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002\n"The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society." —George W. Bush, May 1, 2002\n"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." —George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000\n"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our childr
901985
Looking up Bin Laden's number to go out for dinner. (French Fries under ketchup) He would  probably change to the Alkaida party if he were elected after what he did after Nam.
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Well, the reward is for Dead or Alive, right?\n\nI would smoke his a** like a side of ham. I would then drag his body down Broadway, and past the WTC site, stopping to speak to the press and allow for photo ops with the corpse. Finally, I would present his carcass to GWB at the White House and collect my $25,000,000.
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He would be himself JESUS
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Yes I would. Would you like to go to Dinner?
71195
A home-cooked meal would be perfect!  Something he likes, it will seem special but won't make him feel empty-handed for not bringing his own gift.  Plus, if you tell him in advance he can always show up with something (like flowers or wine hopefully)!
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Oh man, heavy artillery. Tell him to bring Pat Robertson or Bush with him...Maybe both...and maybe theyll both accidently end up in the line of fire. Wouldnt that be a tragedy?\n\n\nPeace
832459
Stick a skewer up his arse, stuff his mouth and roast over a bloody hot bbq until cooked to perfection.  (Something his reign as President never has been!!!!), then feed him to Sadam as his last meal!!!
802441
You can invite him for dessert. It would be a polite thing to do and also a good example for your kids. When they are older they will appreciate this kind of gesture.
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I would love to see George Bush answer a question Yahoo Answers about how stupid he is and make a mistake on his answer!  It would be hilarious!
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ask him to dinner and go on from there.
91008
a steak dinner... all the better if you buy some at the store and make 'em for him, y'self.