Best Blonde Joke I promise, this was sent as an e-mail to me :o)!?
927550
That was good.....will have to keep this in mind the next time I fly!!!!  LMAO!!
902733
you are soo dam funny!!!!! :)
1075740
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.\n\nThe steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class."\n\n"I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot.\n\nThe pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?"\n\nThe pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
850536
net joke...a scam 2 b exact
1158727
that's a gr8 one. i really enjoyed it. hope u send some more. \nur cool!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthis is the way i keep an old fart busy for 14 seconds.\nbye! \nit was a joke!
699568
LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
1152723
*News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 was caught playin football, 1 was caught watchin tv and 1 was caught readin this sms.\n*I miss you and I want to be with you but this stupid secruity guard want let me in the zoo without a ticket.\n*A boy and his girlfriend are watchin a movie in a theatre, a mosquito enters into the girls skirts and gues where it bites.....guess in the boys hand.\n*God made whiskey god made pepsi god made me so damn sexy. God made rivers god made lakes god made you well everybody can stand to make one mistake.\n*A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness, a *friend* like me is a sign of "your damn good choice\n*Wakey, wakey, rise n shine out of bed into mines Ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!\nIf you like these and want more contact me and let me know.
877101
LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
1130733
Thankyou!I just read the joke.The Three Men from one of your other questions.I literally almost fell out of my chair it was hilarious.
166013
Hello chad,\n\ni sent you an e-mail, it has my e-mail address with it k.\n\nRikki, :)
927338
I was so not expecting that one.  Great one girl, thanks for giving me the laugh I needed!  You have a blessed day and keep them coming!!  \n\nThanks again!
816498
That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
437954
A blonde heard that taking a bath in milk makes you look beautiful. So she left a note to her milkman telling him to leave her 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman received the note, he thought that there must me some mistake, so he knocked on the blondes door to clarify the order.\n\n"Excuse me, miss, but...is this request written correctly?"he asked.\n\n"Yes it is," replied the blonde."I'm going to fill up my bath tub with it.\n\n"Would you like that pasteurized?"inquired the milkman.\n\n"No,"said the blonde. "Just up to my waist."
833570
It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
716772
here's a good one that isn't too short. \n\nA blonde and a brunette are watching the news, where a man is going to jump off a building. The brunette says "I betcha 10 euro that he'll jump". The blonde says "I betcha 10 euro that he won't". So they accept. \nThen the man jumps. The blonde starts to give the brunette the money when the brunette says "I can't take your money, i saw this on the 5 'o' clock news already". The blonde says "Yeah, I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd jump again"!!
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its a long blonde joke..\n\ntwo brunettes and a blonde are running from three cops. they gain to about a mile ahead & the only thing in site is an abandoned barn. the first brunette says lets hide here, theres no where else to go. so all three of them go in there. there is nothing in the barn but some old burlap sacks & the brunette goes, lets hide in here.\n\nsoon after the cops come into the abandoned barn to find nothing but burlap sacs. the first cop goes, there is nothing in here but burlap sacks, i don't think they are in here. so as he exits he kicks the first burlap sack & the first brunette goes "meow" the cop says, see its only a cat.\n\nthe second cop says, yeah your right they arent in here. so he kicks the second burlap sack & the second brunette goes "ruff" & the cop goes, nothing but a dog.\n\nthe third cop says what in here? and he sees the third burlap sack moving around. he uses his flashlight to see inside of it & he kicks it, and hears the blonde yell " POTATOES!"