have you EVER LAUGHED.. and FARTED at the SAME TIME !!!???
916419
sure do! and I just continued laughing so no one would noticed... I felt silly thoughj...haha! LOL
733475
That almost got me in trouble laughing so loud at work!!! Tisk tisk. Lol. Nice!
1158299
LOL... Yes, I was carrying on my 2 year old daughter standing in line at the bank weeks ago... She farts so noisy and smelly, that nobody believes it was her and there was this lady looking at me like the worse person she ever saw in her entire life.. (you know..) , that I cannot resist to laugh out loud and say... Sorry!...\n\nI was not going to blame my baby for such an embarrassed moment... right!!!!...
288007
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Funny...
298683
Once, I thought I could let out a left cheek sneak and ended up farting louder than I have ever farted in my life. Of course, the sermon stopped and the pastor said something like, "I think the spirit is moving". Lots of laughter and I had a very red face.
1095735
yes, i laugh even though i dont try to laugh. i'm not gonna say i LOVE movie's with fart humor. but sometimes... i just cant help laughing uncontrolably!
892344
Laughing My A*se Off; Laughing My F*cking Ar*e Off
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
105305
laughing my a s s off :)
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
175167
I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
1080464
Yes. I was at the Illinois state fair. I remember getting a Mango flavored slushi thing and a corndog... Well... IDK why... But I had to go to the bathroom... I kept holding it in for the LONGEST time...OMG that is hell... and i DIDN'T have to PEE I HAD TO POO!!! So, I was riding this one ride called hanglider, and you had to lay on your tummy... and right when I layed down, The man was strapping me in and I farted RIGHT THERE!!! and then it bubbled...and the guy was like....ewww....you are gross...\n\n...ewww....
1087301
yeah i couldnt stop laughing lol
695570
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bonk.............oops thats the sound of me laughing my head off!!!!!!
1069333
yea i fart ,so does my girlfriend everyday when we screw,no big deal its natural, although i had a friend of mine who thought he was going to fart when he was with his girlfriend screwing and sh1t  all over the bed !
1086849
I havent but thanks for the laugh :)