8 A of APW - abbreviated sayings brain teaser, please help me work it out?
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Do you know what APW stands for because there is a ton of stuff...\n\nAll Pro Wrestling\nAuto Perfomance Warehouse\nAdministrative Professionals Week\n\nSorry, I dont know why I answered the question when i cant really help. =  (  good luck
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-those socks have holes  =  those hawks have souls \n-falls through the cracks  =  crawls through the facts \n-where's the bird  =  bear's the word \n-butterfly  =  flutter by \n-funny bone  =  bunny phone \n-rattle your cage  =  cattle your rage \n-a headless bird  =  a bedless herd \n-curling my hair  =  hurling my care \n-jelly beans  =  belly jeans \n-hot wheels  =  what heels \n-bye all = eye ball\n\nTHERES 11 SPOONERISMS FOR YOU !!
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check out this link:\n\nhttp://pubs.logicalexpressions.com/Pub0009/LPMArticle.asp?ID=446\n\nhope this helps
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Seems like a pretty interesting riddle. I am so sorry that it didn't get the response it deserved. I think you should have placed it in the "Jokes and Riddles" sub-category under the category "Entertainment & Music". It would have garnered an immense response there.\n\nAnyways, let me try here-\n4 is golden,eh? I think here 4 somehow refers to "silence"\nNow, 5 is silence. Ummm.... what should be 5? I give up.\n\nGood Riddle. Try posting it in the "Jokes & Riddles" category.
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W M I\n\nReason:\n\n(H)ow (D)o (A)ny (A)nswerers (B)egin (C)ontemplating (T)he (A)nswer (W)ithout (M)ore (I)nformation?
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Intro: D--A-G-Em-D/A-G-\n\n|-------0-3h2-0--------0-------------------------------7--|\n|-----3---------3--2-3---0---0---0-2-3-3-2---0-------3----|\n|---2--------------2-----4---0---0-0-0-0-2-2-------2------|\n|-0----------------2-----5---0---0-0-0-0-0-------0--------|\n|------------------0-------------------0------------------|\n|------------------------3---3---0-------------3-------3--|\n\n\nStanza: D-A-G--Em--G-Asus-A\n        D-A-G--Em--G-Asus-A \n\n|-----2------0---------------------------0--------------------|\n|-----3------2----------0----------------2-----------3---2--2-|\n|---2-2------2------0-----0------------0-------0-----0---0--0-|\n|-0--------2------0---0-----0--------0-------0-----2-2---2--2-|\n|--------0-------------------------2-------------0-----0------|\n|---------------3-------------3--0---------3------------------|\n\n|-----2-2------0-0----------7----------------0--------------------|\n|-----3-3------3-3--------0------------------2-----------3---2----|\n|---2-2-2------2-2------2-----2------------0-------0-----0---0----|\n|-0----------0--------0---------0--------0-------0-----2-2---2----|\n|----------0---------------------------2-------------0-----0------|\n|-------------------3-------------3--0---------3------------------|\n\nRefrain: A/C#--Bm--Em--Asus-A\n\n|--------------5--------------------------------------------------|\n|------------2----------------3--------------------------3---2--2-|\n|-----2---2------2------4---4---4------------------------0---0--0-|\n|---2---2-------------4---4-------4-----0---0---0------2-2-2-2--2-|\n|-4-----------------2-----------------2---2---2---2--0------------|\n|-----------------------------------0-----------------------------|\n\nChorus: D--Bm--Em--Asus-A\n        D--Bm--Em--Asus-A\n        A/C#--Bm--Em--Bb--D--Asus-A  \n\n|-2---2-2--2--------2-----2---------0-----0--------------------|\n|-3---3-3--3--------3-----3---------3-----3---------3---2------|\n|-2---2-2--2--------4-----4---------0-----0---------0---0------|\n|-0-0---0-----0---4-----4-4-4---------------------2-2-2-2-2----|\n|---------------2-----2-------2---2------2--0---0-----------0--|\n|-------------------------------0------0------0----------------|\n\n|-2---2-2--2--------2-----2---------0-----0--------------------|\n|-3---3-3--3--------3-----3---------3-----3---------3---2------|\n|-2---2-2--2--------4-----4---------0-----0---------0---0------|\n|-0-0---0-----0---4-----4-4-4---------------------2-2-2-2-2----|\n|---------------2-----2-------2---2------2--0---0-----------0--|\n|-------------------------------0------0------0----------------|\n\n|--------------5---------------------------------------------3-------|\n|------------2----------------3--------------------------3---3-------|\n|-----2---2------2------4---4---4------------------------3-----3-----|\n|---2---2-------------4---4-------4-----0---0---0------0---------0---|\n|-4-----------------2-----------------2---2---2---2--1-----1-------1-|\n|-----------------------------------0--------------------------------|\n\n|-----2---2---2-------------------------------------|\n|-----3---3---3---------3---2-----------------------|\n|-----2---2---2---------0---0-----------------------|\n|---0---0-------0-----2-2---2-----------------------|\n|-0-----------------0-----0-------------------------|\n|---------------------------------------------------|\n\n\nInterlude: D--Asus-A\n\n|-------0-3H2-0-------0---0----------------|\n|-----3---------2-----3---2---2------------|\n|---2-----------------2---2---2------------|\n|-0-----------------2---------2------------|\n|-----------------0-----0------------------|\n|------------------------------------------|\n\nStanza 2: (Do Stanza 1 Pattern)\nChorus 2: (Do Chorus 1 Pattern)\nRepeat Refrain\n\nOutro: D--A-G-Em-D/A-\n\n|-------0-3h2-0--------0---------------------------------0---0h2-|\n|-----3---------3--2-3---0---0---0-2-3-3-----2-------3---3---3h3-|\n|---2--------------2-----4---0---0-0-0-0-----0-----2-------------|\n|-0--------
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Probably 2.\n\nMIND YOUR PS AND QS\n\nA puzzling and quirky idiom\n\nThere has recently been a discussion on the Usenet newsgroup alt.usage.english about this somewhat outdated saying. As so often happens, a series of posters have recounted the explanations they’ve heard about its origins without really advancing the discussion. It would be difficult to reach a conclusion in any case, as the facts to base it on have been lost. All we can do is theorise, which can be fun, but it does tend to generate more heat than light. Here, for what its worth, are the facts so far as I know them.\n\nIts meaning in recent times—and the one I learned as a child in west London nearly 50 years ago—has been “to mind one’s manners”, “to behave properly”. This is a weakened sense to the one it had in the nineteenth century, when it meant, according to Eric Partridge in A Dictionary of Historical Slang: “to be careful, exact, or prudent in behaviour”.\n\nThese are some of the explanations I’ve seen advanced in various places:\n\n    * Advice to a child learning its letters to be careful not to mix up the handwritten lower-case letters p and q.\n    * Similar advice to a printer’s apprentice, for whom the backward-facing metal type letters would be especially confusing.\n    * Jocular, or perhaps deadly serious, advice to a barman not to confuse the letters p and q on the tally slate, on which the letters stood for the pints and quarts consumed “on tick” by the patrons.\n    * An abbreviation of mind your please’s and thank-you’s.\n    * Instructions from a French dancing master to be sure to perform the dance figures pieds and queues accurately.\n    * An admonishment to seamen not to soil their navy pea-jackets with their tarred queues, that is, their pigtails.\n\nIt is possible to put forward objections to all of these. Why should p and q be singled out for attention in handwriting, when similar problems occur with b and d? This comment might be thought to apply with even greater force to the poor printer’s apprentice. The pints and quarts explanation sounds reasonable, provided that men in bars used to drink beer by the quart, as in fact they did. The French dancing-master explanation sounds just too far-fetched to be credible, as does the one about the seamen. The mind your please’s and thank-you’s seems just as unlikely as the others, but is seriously advanced by some dictionaries, the current edition of the Collins English Dictionary among them.\n\nThere are two similar usages recorded:\n\n    * There was once an expression P and Q, often written pee and kew, which was a seventeenth-century colloquial expression for “prime quality”. This later became a dialect expression (the English Dialect Dictionary reports it in Victorian times from Shropshire and Herefordshire). OED2 has a citation from Rowlands’ Knave of Harts of 1612:\n    * “Bring in a quart of Maligo, right true: And looke, you Rogue, that it be Pee and Kew.” Nobody is really sure what either P or Q stood for. To say they’re the initials of “Prime Quality” seems to be folk etymology, because surely that would make “PQ” rather than “P and Q”. Partridge says that the phrase learn your Ps and Qs, was common about 1820, again being advice to children who may be confused about the two letters.\n\nYou may feel the first of these tends to confuse the issue rather than illuminate it, and you may be right. It may just be coincidence. However, the second does tend to support the idea that it relates to children learning their alphabets. If I had to make a choice, I’d plump for the alphabet-learning origin.\n\nWhat we do know is that mind your Ps and Qs was first recorded in 1779 but that it is slowly dying out. To lose it would be a pity, as it is a link to the past and makes a good subject for some quiet speculation and ingenious attempts at explanation. In common with so many words and phrases in English, its origins must remain
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New puzzle: Three words.\n\nY_u ~  nee_ ~  Je_e_!
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Check this out:\n\nhttp://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/7/messages/381.html
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huh? i dont understand\na2a
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A search returned 140 meanings. I'm sending them to you so you can find the one that was applicable in your case.\n\n\nhttp://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=MAP&p=dict
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FACT 1: A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."\n\nFACT 2: W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"\n\nFACT 3: CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\n\nFACT 4: WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"\n\nFACT 5: The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.\n\nAND FINALLY\n\nFACT 6: God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the Masterpiece!
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(9) 2-LETTER WORDS:  em, el, ew, ow, wo, we, lo, me, oe (yes, those are all real words!)\n\n(9) 3-LETTER WORDS:  elm, owe, owl, low, mew, ell, woe, mow, mew\n\n(5) 4-LETTER WORDS:  well, moll, mole, meow, mewl\n\n(0) 5-LETTER WORDS:  {{ i can't think of any }}\n\n(1) 6-LETTER WORDS:  mellow\n\nSo, a total of 24 words is how many I can find.\n\n~ ♥ ~
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there might be a - or a . in the sequence
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The acronym would be WA... an acronym is the first letter of each word.\n\nDo you mean a synonym?  That's a word or phrase that has a similar meaning... like "beat it," "shove off" or "scram."  Or perhaps you're looking for something a little friendlier, such as "bail out," or "tactful exeunt?"\n\nUnless, of course, you meant anagram... which is switching the letters around to make different words, in which case you could use "a walkway."\n\nJust covering all the metaphorical bases.  Hope I helped.
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- afk — away from keyboard \n- bbl — be back later \n- brb — be right back \n- btw — by the way \n- gtg — got to go \n- okthx — OK, thanks \n- lmao — laughing my ass off \n- lol — laughing out loud \n- oknp - OK, no problem \n- omg — oh my god! \n- rofl — rolling on the floor laughing \n- stfu — shut the - up! \n- ttyl — talk to you later \n- wtf — what the - ?!