I decided to eat my own head, now i have no head whatsoever! How can i eat, do i have to get a tube?
929289
what?   Can you be more specific with your question.  I don't think anyone here on yahoo answers really knows for sure what the heck your talking about?!
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You need to set some rules for yourself.  Don't leave food out on the table, and don't look in the fridge between meals and snacks.  \n\nSet snack and meal times -- sometimes just knowing you only have to wait 30 more minutes will give you the will power to not eat now.\n\nTake a walk before you eat something.\n\nMake rules about no eating while on the computer. This is a no-brainer.  You can also make it a rule not to eat while watching TV.\n\nFigure out why you are craving.  It's not physical hunger -- you feel like you need to treat yourself.  Are there any other ways you can treat yourself without resorting to food?\n\nAlso, make sure that you do eat 5 veggies, 5 fruits, three proteins, three calciums and five grain/starch things every day.  And plenty of liquids.  Maybe you do have a nutrition problem, but snack foods won't solve it.\n\nAnd, don't beat yourself up about it.  Be kind to yourself -- just try to find a different way to do it than by eating.  Read a book, treat yourself to a movie, take a walk in a beautiful place, go visit (or call) a friend.\n\nGood luck!
1162012
maybe you might die......maybe not............why would you.......we just can't tell you.........maybe you ate something that upset your stomach.......good luck*
956783
Oh no!, that really sucks! But, I think you know what to do already. Go see a doctor before it heals so he can put it back in place. If you are worried, got to the emergency room at your nearest hospital. Good Luck! And keep your head back from that lil rascal!
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you are walking along a street oh no u slip and fall down a hole, you look around..what happens next??\n\n\nOnce I determined that no bones were broke, I sat up and took notice of my surroundings.\nI put a fist in my mouth to stifle the scream threatening to pour forth. It would not do to be heard.\n\nGazing around the tunnel --- there  were skulls, hundreds of skulls.Almost all of the skulls were old, very old...but a few were not very old at all.\n\nWhat did I get myself into? \nWhy didn't I wear my glasses? Why did I have to be so vain?\nIf I'd wore my glasses I would have noticed the hole in time to avoid falling.\n\nAnd now, here I was.
272566
hard to explain, just jump off and dive in head first, just be careful not to bellyflop, trust me it hurts...
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I hope to God you didn't cut it yourself......You should be at the doctors rather than sitting on the Internet......it will take a while to heal that's why you need to get to the docs immediately......and you get dizzy because you are losing your life, that's why!!!!
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Well, not eating or drinking is certainly a concern.  You probably won't DIE, at least not in just a few short days.  Think of all of the cultures who fast b/c of religion.  They don't eat for weeks sometimes.\nIf you truly can't manage to eat anything, you need to investigate WHY.  Is it b/c you are under stress?  Feeling ill?  Schedule an appt with a dr., or your local community clinic.\nIn the mean time, force down a supplement, like Boost or Ensure.  They are packed with nutrients, and small.  I went through a period of sadness, and it was the only thing I could get down.  \n\nGood luck.  Feel better.
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Stick your finger down your throat and puke. \n\nYeah, real healthy. Is missing one day gonna help? Didn't think so...
661324
Im no doctor but I believe that you should get some help.  Not eating is not healthy.  I was anorexic also.  I got so sick it was awful. You should get some help before it's too late.
613389
Try not to eat anything for at least four hours.  Then start with SIP of clear liquids, but NOT water.  Juice,kool-aid, jello stuff like that.  seven-up and ginger ale work great too.  when you start to feel like eating, stick with the B.R.A.T. diet.\n\nBananas\nRice\nApplesauce\nToast(dry--no butter)
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None.. I just bite into the thing. lol
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try running a bowl of warm water and adding mint or lavender to it.put your head over the bowl and place a towel over your head and stay like that for ten minutes.alternately you could go and see the doctor or just rest,stay indoors if you can help it. ♥b♥
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first thing do FIRST AID. do a cold compress on the part of your head injured to constrict the vessels and stop the bleeding or swelling.  Go to the hospital but be sure to ask for someone else to accompany you, you might feel a little dizzines.
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you do realize that not eating will ruin your organs, cause you to be covered with fur, and likely kill you, right? because why not go straight for suicide instead of taking the scenic route? you're going to be a skinny corpse. good for you. \n\nnow get therapy before you continue to put everyone who loves you through hell.
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My little giraffe head is about to spin off!!!\nI have butter-flys in my stomach ... Can't eat ... Can't think ... Ahhhhh ... the suspense ... Ahhhhh the excitement.\n\nI wish I were there tonight so I could smell the ice!!! Guess I'll just have to keep sticking my head into the freezer for the faux effect!!! \n\nGiggle -GiIIggGGgglLlLYyY GigGgLlLleeEeeeRrrrr - Giggle.
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You've been sick and that explains it.  Typically the 3rd to 5th day are the worst.\n\nJust make sure that you are hydrated by drinking fluids.  Broth is a good option.  Don't force yourself to eat things that you wont be able to keep down.\n\nStay hydrated...  Watch electrolyte balance too (sodium, potasium, etc...).  Typically you'll be fine if you drink water and have broth.\n\nI've seen people in the hospital go for a week without eating anything...  So don't sweat it.  You'll eat when you feel better.\n\nRegards,\nRyan