Have you just returned from a potty break?
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Yeah no crap that is way too weird.  Although there is only one other guy in the office so I know you aint him.
1103885
You should sit on the toilet
426886
Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
672530
here i sit broken-hearted\ntried to shit and only farted
335667
Oh damn, did I forget to wipe again? I am sorry, I have a bad habit of forgetting that.
711845
Go back to your home.
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I wasn't there. I really can't say for sure.\n\nBut we're in the here and now. This has become a huge problem and it needs to be dealt with.\n\nWhen your toilet is leaking and water is gushing into all areas of your home, do you go sit on the couch and put your feet up to watch tv under the notion that you shouldn't do anything about it since it's had a slow leak for years?
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lol u have just made me laugh for like 5 mins!!!!\n\nmy answer would be finding no toilet roll if id already been for a cr*p ..............\n\nlol good question brightened my day. THANKS x
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Let's see, I woke up to two screaming kids, this morning, made them breakfast, checked my emails..(cuz ya never know)\nAnswered yahoo questions for a few hours, took a shower, read and pondered over an insufficiant funds notice,(how the heck did THAT happen) dropped my daughter off for an interview, went to the bank to deposit a few checks, found out I was still in the negative, ran back home to get the other checkbook, drove back to the bank to deposit more (that one did it) picked up my daughter from her interview, took her to the liscence branch to see what she needed to get her permit, stopped at Dairy Queen so she could buy herself a banana split, went back home and made the kids some lunch, watched my husband on the computer, had him check my emails again (cuz you never know, as usual) started a load of laundry, watched my daughter chat with her boyfriend online (family friends) made dinner, back to yahoo answers, (and waited for emails,) sent kids to bed, talked to my friend on the phone, back to yahoo answers, answered a bunch of questions, came across your question, gave a VERY lengthy answer for you, now I'm getting ready to submit my answer, hoping to god that when I click that button, I don't find out that you've removed it!!!
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is their something in the past 5 years i've missed since my last trip to the Philippines.\n\nare you talking about peeing in public?
132167
none, except your bladder may become overactive again.
1025059
Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
558944
hey is saw a stall once and someone had crapped all over the toilet, floor, wall , and left their crappy underwear on the floor! dumps will always be funny!
682629
Years ago I was on my way to India. I had gone to the restroom at the Raleigh Durham airport in N.C while waiting for my flight. I had chosen to wear a dress that I thought would be comfortable anyhow when I was in the restroom the back of my dress got caught in the top of my panty hose. I wasn't aware of this and when I came out of the restroom everybody in the airport was pointing and laughing. I couldn't figure out why and my cousin had to quietly tell me. I was so embarrassed that I cried.
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I'm back... And thank you... Look for tomorrow... I'm almost sure to get suspended...\n\nThe bearded one...
1164573
Have you checked up your ass ? lol (just kidding)
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When you got to go, you got to go. Doesn't matter where I am, if there is no bathroom I go behind any bush or tree or whatever is near. Yes I have on a beach, on the side of the road, behind a dumpster, you name it I have probably peed there. So, watch your step. And yes it worked for me and what a relief.