Anybody know sum real good rap punchlines?
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Try look up Eminem and 50 Cent lyrics.\n\nWhat Habin8or said was completely unacceptable! I do know everyone is entitled to their own opinions but recently I have been seeing a lot of people being unfair to the rap and hip-hop genre. People are going around talking like the music is pure shit and it's not! Rap and hip-hop is just another expression of feelings and actions through music.
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One of 50 Cent's best lines:\n\n"Some days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain \nJoy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for pain \nDeath gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard \nIt'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred" from "Many Men" off the "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" album.
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I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
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damm u shud make a poem or a rap out of that
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try lyricsmansion.com
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Car Thief by the Beasties Boys as well as Brass Monkey by them. Runs House- Run DMC. Ya Cold Ya Wanna Be With Me by *sorry cant remember! but its good!Ny rap. People like Cool Moe D,Big Daddy Kane and CL Smooth just to name a few, favorites can be found.
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Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
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go to http://lyricsmansion.com
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Yup,but my favorite one is DemFranchiseBoys:lean wit it rock wit it,lean wit it rock wit it rock wit it ,lean wit it rock wit,lean wit it rock wit it,i bounce in da club all da hoes call me rocket posted in da cut and i'm lookin 4 a blockhead yup in ma white tee i break a b#%$* back and i keep a big bank o i think they like that b4 i leave da house i'm cheddured like da goose and i'm high as a plane.....
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i don't suggest using this for an essay, but "stan" by eminem. the lyrics tell a story and it is so hard to pretend like you're not paying attention. then the ending gets you sighing "damn...." with him.
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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Girl-Paul Wall\nTouch It-Busta Rhymes\nMs.New Booty-Bubba Sparxxx\nT.I.-What You know
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i got plenty comebacks just tell me wat 4
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just  type jokes in google u will get it
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5 stars songs in my computer:\n\nchanges - 2pac\n\nhypnotize - notorious big\n\nmo money mo'problems - notorious\n\nbring your whole crew - dmx\n\nruff ryders anthem - dmx\n\nwhats my name - dmx\n\nx - xzibit\n\nget your walk on - xzibit\n\nwithout me - eminem\n\nthe real slim shady - eminem\n\nbreak your neck - busta rhymes\n\nca fait plaisir - rohff [french rapper]\n\nwatch out now - beatnuts
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http://www.funnyjunk.com
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Lighters Up - Lil Kim\nRuffneck - McLyte\nConceited - Remy Ma\nPut It On Me - Vita\nThat's What I'm Looking For - Da Brat