Bat joke (this one made me laugh!!)?
931586
absolutely hillarious dude...love it
435779
Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
1105406
Okay, this one isn't all that funny, but it made my grandpa laugh:\n\nSo, the wife says to her husband "Dearest, since you're out of work, we've been a bit strapped financially. I think we need to go on a budget." And the husband says "Why?" The wife answers "Well, you spent fifty dollars on beer last week." To this the husband replies "That's funny. You spent fifty dollars on Avon last week." The wife comes back "Well, I need that stuff so that I can look and smell nice for you." The husband retorts, "Yeah, well after I drank that beer, you sure did look nice."
543197
Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
48545
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. \n\nHe then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. \n\nWhen he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. \n\nHe gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. \n\n"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde. \n\nShe replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
1106183
haha, i really liked the second joke.  Thanks for sharing.
508926
damn funny joke!  i laughed till i stopped!
622639
Funny! Well, it made me laugh anyway! Don't these people realise that we are posting in the jokes and riddles section??!! Tsk tsk!
594711
AH CRAP!!!!\n\nOH NO!!!\n\nHOLLY BAT WINGS BATMAN!!!\n\nI STUBBED MY TOE!\n\nAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!\n\nWTF, Mate?!?
373479
Thanks, this made me laugh so hard!!
789845
ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
183529
LOL, your brother asked, funny!!!
857160
That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
695118
That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
713022
HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.