what does it mean "i am in cloud 9?"?
930344
It means you are having a heavenly experience, as if you were up on a special cloud.
995076
that you need to get your computer restored.\n\nC'mon, its kind of obvious!
957599
It's Polish for "How are you?"\n\nEdited to add:\nOK, I was completely wrong.  I work with a lady who has Jak se mas? on her bulletin board.  I figured out that this is the same as the question about which you're inquiring and asked her what it meant.  It means How are you/how's it going/what's happening in Czech.
115817
It means the person has been away from the computer for an extended period of time [sometimes without leaving their away message up.] They probably won't be able to respond to you for some time.
933326
Fan doesn't begin to describe it. No, strike that. I don't know where to begin a description. \n\n"Are the stars out tonight, I don't know if it's cloudy or bright..."
971465
It means Hello. Like *Beep, U There?* Are you available to talk; that's what it means.
1067630
it might very well mean that ur under some kind of suspicion that's y u don't have access within ur premises, or u have some internet connection problems which i doubt since u said u were under FBI investigation. btw, how do u know that ur under investigation by the FBI??? they must have notified as such.
768745
Hi there...this message means that the server you were connected to shut down for whatever reasons (e.g. server was experiencing an outage or is busy).  Several people reported an outage with the AIM server yesterday so this is most likely was your problem as well.\n\nHere's a discussion thread about this issue: http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=3310519&#3310519
1114392
I am Polish. This sentence means:  'Well, I feel just fantastic':)
205446
It refers to a positive aspect of a negative situation.  "Every cloud has a silver lining" is the old adage.
1076231
I believe it's indicating a damaged part of your hard drive.\n\nI would conduct a defragmentation of the drive.\n\nIdeally back up your data and then re-format your hard-drive and start again.  Timely but effective.
20831
It means that you are not signed in.
942110
It may mean that you are infected with the Plexus Worms Trojan.  \n\n"Port 1250 has been reported by Kaspersky to be the open port for the Plexus Worms Trojan functions.\nThis means if port 1250 is open its most likely that the machine is infected"
767428
Unfortunately it means that your hard disk is dead. Better take the laptop back to the shop. Data is hardly ever recoverable.
951783
Yeah, server too busy...\n\nNow it's saying "We are experiencing higher than normal volume and are therefore unable to service your request at this time."\nI guess someone is performing a DOS (denial of service) attack on it.
522608
It means Internal Hard Drive
786260
I would assume that it means I'm not there yet, but I'm also not leaving. I don't think that the thought of being unable or unwilling would cross my mind. I would be a bit more specific if I was making that comment.