Why does Santa get a pass?
914938
Because he's the man with the presents. Ever hear of bribery??
772575
Santa is really an undercover law enforcement agent, and he will be coming to your house. However he will not be bringing presents because of all the stupid questions that you ask.
444690
I agree.  People stop believing in Santa Claus when they are kids, but keep on believing in god.\n\nGod is a lot like Santa Claus.  He takes all the credit for the good things people do (like parent who buy the child's presents) and never gets the blame for the bad things.
787104
Sorry mate....but Santa is your Dad...Happy Christmas :(
891272
No, Santa Claus does not have a secret identity.....He is Santa Claus!!!\nThat is the song.....Your Mom was probably so happy he came, so she\ngave him a kiss!!   Lol
51171
Because red is a slimming color. Santa has always been concerned with his wieght.
618357
you suppose to be santa
1171669
i dont know but its funny because christians dont beleive in santa
397214
Who told you Santa is not real. He gets millions of letters addressed to him every year at the post office. None of them are returned to sender. He must be real.
19766
santa claus. best answer.
234149
Haha, well if you want the real answer..\nSanta Clause (or Father Christmas) was originally a legend (St. Nick) but then, Coca-Cola decided this would be a fabulous icon for their marketing. So they dressed a big fat merry guy in a "red" suit and launched him into the world. It was a zillion years ago and people generally accepted that St. Nick wore red and nothing has changed since then. So there you go - Santa Clause wears red because Coca-Cola practically invented him. Honest Truth.
12067
st. nicholas was a good guy that gave out presents arround chirtmass time, thing that money other peolple strated doing untill it become what is now. then toy factories started making money out of people who carry out this tradition and one day they decided tocreate this fat guy for a slogan. so santa is just like sonic in a lot of ways just a fictional charater.
974149
I think Santa is the Grand Master and he's doing the Grand Master sex ceremony thing with the Tooth Fairy.  so he's cool with her and will accept her repentance any day of the week.
698567
I'll give you £1 if you can give me proof that he is the real Santa.  When I saw him last year I whispered something very special in his ear.  If you can tell me what it was I will pay up the cash - otherwise you can keep him because he is not real.
1154856
Excuse me! I'm Santa Clause, and I don't appreciate you asking this type of question, and unless you want coal in your sock this coming X-mas, then consider rephrasing the question;) LOL
851749
The Elves would win.  Santa has to go to sleep sometime, and the Elves can take shifts.  The second Santa goes nighty-night, the Elves are gonna take that slave driver OUT!\n\nIt's a lot like people who enslave Gnomes.
749897
He has Santa as a hostage.