What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
914590
nothing, you've already told her twice
240325
tell her your fellings
649298
I dunno, ummm wear dark sunnies so she cant see. Oh well, thanks 4 tha 2 points!!!!!
579606
HEY: SIMPLE GIRL:\nSO SORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR....I HOPE YOU GOT A NEW ONE...\nANYWAYS YOU CAN FIND THAT BOOK IN THE LIBRARY...'CAUSE I READ IT LAST WEEK AND IT'S COOL...
1046936
I would do it like this:\n\nperson 1: blabbity\nperson 2: blah\n\nJust do two lines with person 1 at the top and person 2 on the bottom.  Do it one sentence at a time.  It might be tedious, but that's the best way I can think of to give your friend full access to what is going on.
626656
When a woman doesnt say what she means.
56811
Show her the new you, show her what she has been missing for those two years!! \nCharm her\nAnd BE YOU!!!
373783
Tell her you thought you saw some gray hairs in her pubes
778898
This won't work, you know. I have already moved on.\n\nHowever, dark matter:  Who knows? I don't.\n\nOH GROSS!!! \n\nI have just worked out what you meant by your mother's cherry red lips.\n\nAnd all I have to say on the matter - apart from yuuuuuuuck! - is that if they really are that colour she needs to get seen to, 'cos that ain't right.\n\nYou are a bad, bad boy Malcom Crisp!!!!!
221924
the color of her eyes.
26924
Say "Hey... Hey girl I've noticed you noticing me and I wanted to let you know I think your a fine woman inside and out and if you feel the same maybe we could catch a movie... my treat"\nor\n"Hey... I Like you and I wanna get to know you a little better how about we go out to dinner, then if you want you can call your crew, I can call my crew and we can rondevu. How 'bout you?"\nno no no like this\n"Hey... When I first saw you in math class I was runnin numbers all over town to find your stats I herd you were single, and I'd like to change that by addin me" \n\nSee I had that math thing goin in the last one? In all seriousness just be confident!
1186531
1. Are you talking to me?\n\n2. Well I don't see anyone else here so I guess you must be talking to me ?\n\n(with apologies if I haven't got the quote exactly right)
864485
Say this, "Could you help me?  I don't have a computer at home and I'm trying to download the internet."  When she looks up at you stunned, tell her you are only kidding and introduce yourself.  Then move to small conversation like asking if she frequents cybercafes or talk about the weather.
707400
Seriously wouldn't this be a question to ask her eye doctor?
1009141
It's not bad, but I would alter it a little.  \n\nsay instead:\n   "I couldn't help but notice how beautiful your eyes are"\n   "hi, I'm _______ "\n and then she will say hers if she is interested\n\n  then start the convo from there or just get the number.
814520
listen... tell the bi tch what's up... the only reason why you CAN'T talk black is because you're afraid that she's gonna get up in your face about it.... it's all just words... if you want to talk like you're uneducated... then go ahead... there's nothing wrong with it... just back your s hit up... if you're afraid ... then just don't do it...
952316
tell her that you are really sworry and didnt mean what you said\n\n\n\nbasicly what you just told 3230957 people