If Bush was a disease what would he be?
926086
Some thing viral which mutates...whatever disease it would have to be mutant.  Nothing about Bush is straight forward and therefore treatable.
246301
Burns.  Even a dead man can do a better job than Bush.
101504
george bush is garbage. he is prejudiced and when I met him he had foul body odor
547075
A Chimp Called Bush ! ;-)\nMy apologies to all Chimps !
284505
Sounds like he could have a hidden bacterial infection which could be treated with anti-biotics. This is a recent discovery over the past decades.
469809
With a tinge of moral/imperial hubris?, I'm not certain. My diagnosis would be Narcissistic personality disorder and Shared psychotic disorder with "Dead Eye" Dick.
693712
Man, Bush is a study case for science.  He is ignorant, senile, stupid, a full fledged moron, and alcoholic. It's incredible how now he endorses Nucular energy!
734131
Bush is the Anti-Christ.
797647
He would scream this as loud as he could:\n\nBIRD FLU!!!!!!!!!
432622
I would place him among the worst leaders in the world, not just this country.  Active/Negative presidencies tend to end badly and I have similar expectations for this on.  Bush should never have been elected and in fact the first election was stolen.\n\nHe is a hand puppet for Neocon, religious right wing evangelicals  and Corporate organizations seeking to acquire power. \n\nThe man has no intellectual curriosity, no integrity, and no aptitude and no honor.  This is just the kind of person who fronts for criminals. \nI think those magazines are symptoms of a serious rot that permeated his administration.
510834
First I would take a photo of him and email it to reuters news group in Germany and the newspapers in France "Le Monde" and The German one "Die Welt" (the truth must be heard) And Then I would bring him inside and give me a cup of coffee and some food. Then once he had sobered up, i would ask him why is doing all these horrible things to iraq and Afganistan. And talk him into resigning as president and retiring for a peace-ful old life. I really don't like George W Bush, but i wouldn't hurt him, I don't want to stoop to his level.
961442
A lobotomy would be a great start.\n\nAnd maybe more protein in his diet.
231212
I am glad Bush is mortal.  He would be the God of Imbecility and War Crimes, other wise.  I see a lot less people died on Clinton's watch.  Considering the things Bush has done, he has a reason to look over his shoulder.
142920
I would get checked out. That's straight-up nasty to begin with, but yes, disease can be spread that way.
938992
No, he's an alien from outer space. He uses the alias of George W. Bush.
1063836
Do you have an asinine habit of speaking for Jesus all the time, or do you reserve it for your little superiority rants just for us?\n\nYour complete mischaracterization of the Iraq war only makes you one of the fools described in Proverbs. Either that, or you're a liar.\n\nAs for AIDS, our president has pledged more help than any other president, or any other country. Since AIDS is a behavioral disease, it is behaviorally preventable. South American exploitation by US companies does not exist. And there is nothing the world can do about climate change - it's been happening for a billion years before we came around, and there's been no scientific proof that any of it is due to man.\n\nLuckily for the world, not all Brits are twits who believe in as you do.
1003136
Bush can't run again, so obviously, OTHER!