Mr. and Mrs. Spontaneous!?
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Easy, tell him yes but not on the day/night that you are babysitting, if he is that keen he will most certainly fall in with your agenda, if not change seats !!!!
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I worked in a doctors office and this couple that were getting married came in and these were their two last names: Dick and Pusey... Hope they weren't planning on hyphenating them, one of those would be bad enough, but the two together..yikes!\n\nI had a really hard time keeping a serious face when they handed me their paperwork!
1002155
Double entendre ahoy!
516035
once we've got this senior by the name of Fanny D!ck i'm not joking! i came across a parcel with a name mr.stickboner at the post office! when i was senior in high school,we've got this junior by the name of george bush!but he transfered just after a few weeks.hm..homeschool?haha.just guessing.peace out
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they've been married for four years this year .. i just read last week that shes rumored to be pregnant! I hope so... they;re soooo cute together!
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do you mean "out of the grey"? if so, they are a contemporary christian duo. i believe they are husband and wife. awesome tunes.
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Oh please Eddie Murphy is soooo gay!! And if he left he didn't have to walk very far!! JG been living on EM estate for ages now!! With the wifes knowledge too!! Apparently was an open secret in the marriage. Still I guess the divorce settlement will be worth it all.
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Divorced first?  The question should be who will get married first...if any of them do at all.  Last I heard Keith called it off and Tom and Katie said that their wedding wasn't top priority right now.  Doen't sound too good for either.
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:\n\nTo: My loving wife\nSubject: I've arrived\nDate: October 16, 2004\n\nI know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine was.\n\nYour loving husband.\n\nP.S. It sure is freakin' hot down here!\n\n\nAnother one: If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with only 1 leg work?\n\nIHOP!
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Communication and be spontaneous!!
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TWO BRAND NEW EPISODES!! 2 PEOPLE WILL BE FIRED!!\n\nBIG FAN!\n\nPlease give me the best answer? Thanks!\n\nI have an NBC MovieWeb article in Sources as proof!\n\nPlease give me the best answer? Thanks!
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How did the couple meet? Was there anything funny on their first date or at the beginning of their relationship? There's nothing like a humorous story to catch the attention of everybody. Otherwise keep it short and simple and don't try to put it in rhymes unless you are really a poet - most of the time this sucks.\nTalk about what relationship you have with the groom, your friendship or whatever.\nEnd it with everybody raising their glasses and drinking to the happy couple's health.
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yes but they are married
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Katrina says it's ok to come out now !!!\n\nLet's try this again !! We're taking the world by storm! But this time, our love will be flooding the streets of (insert address) ! Because you have stood by us as family and friends ... we would love for you to join us as we celebrate the uniting of our worlds ... etc, etc, blah, blah, blah .... :)\n\nnot word, for word ... but something like that\n\nps ... SOOO many couples are going through this right now, due to Katrina and Rita... Rita kicked the hell out of us, and it's refreshing to see people finally getting back to their pre-storm plans. Congratulations!
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I believe they just recently got married.
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YES!!!\nLove is in the air!!
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I'm dying to know if Joe and JenJen hooked up!!! Keep us informed!