A dirty joke about priests? (Dont read if easily offended)?
931471
Oh man that is a good one. I gotta tell my home boys.
316073
Of course he is bad.  One of a priest's sacrifices is that of sexual desire.
1076654
HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
1124947
i was raised catholic, though am not religious now. from past experience, i have noticed priests like to probe you if you give a vague answer. so if you say something like "I was mean to my brother", the priest will be like "what do you mean by that? you hit him? argued?" etc. so be prepared ;)
876169
I like that joke. It's not one to get offended about. It's very humorous! :)\nRaw Diva, don't listen to those arrogant foolish religious know it alls, especially common_sense_from_a_jerk!!!\nYou have a great joke and it's not distasteful in any way!\nI wanna hear another!!
652023
a big thank you thank you, this is what i have been trying to get through to ppl. Its an mental illness that affects people from all walks of life. Not just a catholic priest. Only reason they pick on the catholics about this is because the church doesn't allow the priest to get married. so there  is where they come up with this bs. My point is if  that is the case. then whats  the excuse of all the others that do this  and are married?
1085408
hmm... don't know.  When I clicked on the link, the question was removed.  But anything having to do with snapping people's underwear sounds kinda mean to me.  (poor farmers).  I saw the next question though and thought it said Saint Fu.  That didn't mean anything.  Either way, it's a lot better than seeing the dirty jokes.
891240
The joke seems to be on several levels.\n\nThen again, I regard christianity as a huge joke that stopped being funny by the time of Constantine. It has no internal consistency and rests on bases that are completely wrong.\n\nBut I do suspect the site is really by some christian nut, with more humor than most, but still an intolerant bible thumping Jack chick style evangelical, basically, the worst kind, those who swear by Jesus, without understanding his messsage, or the fact he did not need to be the Messiah to bring it to us.
685421
I agree with Wendy.  I'll be thinking about this and I'll post later if I think of anything new, but at the very least, it would be fornication, which is condemned.\n\nCatholic priests have no business touching children.  Period.  God does not condone it.  In fact, they will be held to stricter judgment for being a stumbling block to their victims and all those who turned away from God because of their ungodly influence.\n\nI appreciate your concern for children.  I know God hates it.  I'll keep thinking.\n\n(As for cutting off one's hand or foot or putting out one's eye - that's how serious it is.)
227501
OMG - is this meant to be a dirty question or a serious one???
952010
I think I'm going to be sick.  It's not downplayed? Do these people even watch the news???????????????????  It most certainly is downplayed by the Church AND it's members!  I know, cause I work with Catholics and all of them say "Yeah, well, they did catch one......" One out of how many who are doing this?  And, like you said, just how many have they covered up??????\n\nAnd I would really like to know, 20wks, how oxy is a hypocrite???  Geez woman pull your head outta your rear!  There's nothing hypocritical here except you trying to pass off the hypocricy onto someone else.\n\nArrest those who hide pedophiles as if they committed the crime themselves.  And tax the hell outta the Church.  Then we'll see if they have the money to move these priests around.
537065
What is it about Grandpas and nasty jokes? My grandpa used to always tell innapropriate jokes. Like sexual jokes in the wrong company.\n\nThat is a good one though.
1177871
This is not a situation a blanket judgment can account for.\n\nIt is possible for a priest to mislead his parishioners, either accidental or deliberately.\n\nBut it is far more likely that the average Catholic parishioner would be mistaken, again, either accidental or deliberately.\n\nEither way, assigning blame won't solve the problem. Proper admonishment of the sinner and proper instruction of the ignorant will.
685451
The Vatican loves it when lots of poor ignorant people have sex and lots of kids...that keeps em dependent and looking for help, which keeps the Catholic Church in business. \nChurch is just as much a racket as anything else is, and guys like that are looking for another gullible 'flock' to exploit, and they're as much to thank/blame for the US/Mexico problem as anyone else. I think it's time for the Church to pay taxes and do ALL their business in public view, right in front of 'god' and everybody! LOLOL Time to broom out the corners, there....
789845
ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).
735554
I would suggest we treat them like any other perophile, perhaps a little worse. They should be tried, convicted and then imprisoned for life. A priest is especially more vulgar and disgusting than others as they are in a position of trust and that trust has been broken. And finally, ex-communication from the church.
1155027
Because people are rude! Catholics are a christian denomination also like every other denomination out there. People make fun of them alot because they know deep inside that most catholics are going to be in heaven when they are not. I am not a catholic i am non denomintial but i know a catholic who has been ridiculed