What would you say if you saw asexualasianangel on the Golden Girls?
928589
not "asexual"--that means "without sex" and she definitely ain't that.\nit's "a_sexual..."-- and if she were on that show I might actually have watched it.
521029
tough choice\nbut i'd prefer to have a herpes rather than being sitted and talked for hours by that ego-maniac dr. phil =)\ni would kill myself if i directly heard him called himself 'dr. phil'
482247
I would \n\nGo out to bars and flirt with all the girls that did not usually get talked to. \n\nExplore my body and find all the "erogenous zones" (so I could use them later for someone)\n\nBe rude to all the stupid hot chicks who think guys are expected to kiss their ass just because they are hot\n\nGo car shopping to see if I am treated differently.\n\nBeat up my ex
838643
I think my initial reaction would be a bit of an open mouthed "are you serious, hon?" look closely followed by "You need to get out more."  Future issues would likely result in incredulous looks or a smile and nod.  Maybe clue her in that she is destroying her own credibility.
1003209
*Jamie Oliver (a.k.a. The Naked Chef)...someone would have to cook dinner...and it certainly wouldn't be me.\n\n*Dido...I LOVE her music and I think she would be a really cool person to talk to.\n\n*Kate Beckinsale...she seems like a very genuine and down-to-earth kind of girl and I'm sure she would be a great friend to have.\n\nHey, if I was allowed to bring a fourth person, it would definitely be you (well bowled Harold)...if you promised to bring some good tunes to listen to.
915830
Didn't see the show, but I can give you an idea of what the day would look like.\n\nAll of the Great Clips and Supercuts in the country would have lines of rich people wrapped around the block. All of these people would get terrible haircuts and look like crap because the gay guy that they normally pay to cut thier hair wouldn't be there. Some of them would get fired or get divorced becuase they looked so bad.\n\nWe would be forced to buy Jeans from nobodys like Levis and Wrangler.\n\nThe interior decorating industry would collapse.\n\nDuran Duran would finally stop touring.\n\nTrack lighting sales would hit an all time low.\n\nOnly high school girls would drink wine coolers.\n\n\nIt would be anarchy.
717887
i am not beautiful,so i wud probably ask her for tips on how to improve my figure.(i wud pray that she understands english,otherwise -wat the hell?i will just keep staring at her,mayb then she will pick up a cat fight with me,bout wich i can tell my grandchildren)
474645
Ummm, I would just ask the person, "so what is your sexual preference"?
244061
I really hope the remaining men were sexy enough for me to consider reproducing with them.  If not, I'd be a lesbian and leave repopulating the earth to girls with lower standards.
574565
Are you kidding me?\nThat would be great, I mean it! I would love to have a boyfriend who is so much at ease with his own sexuality!\nI would bang him till he sees stars, and then, as an encore, I would do it again!
197206
"If I were to ask you for sex would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"\nThink about it.
633444
kisser:\njackie gleason in the honeymooners
115246
Assuming that I am single and he is single I'd be flattered. I'd think it was sweet and I'd consider seeing more of this guy who made me feel special.\nGood luck.
344546
me!,and i'd have to show ya! *wink*\n<<--smart ass huh?
460291
depends on who it is and what they were doing before hand as well as I.\n\nIf it was someone trying to do a strip tease. . . well unless they are really good I'd be trying not to giggle (there are very few guys who can do a good strip tease)\n\nIf it were my gay best friend I'd probably say "good heavens i really didn't need to see that. . . but now i know why your boyfriends are happy"\n\nIf it was a guy I was seeing I'd probably have him undress me next and. . . well.\n\nIf it were some guy i was interested in but I was still clothed I'd probably sit him down and do a strip tease of my own, and see where things go.  \n\nIf it were some guy I wasn't interested in I'd probably just say "very nice but no thank you."
183415
Typical answer here, but I would want to have sex.  I'd love to know what it feels like from the other side.  :)\n\nOh yeah!  And I would pee standing up.  That's the only thing I don't like about being female, not being able to do this.  Heh.
330140
I would tell Emma how she is not like the other teenage celebrity girls in a very good way (Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, etc. etc.). Mention how you hope she stays real and not fake.\n\nTo the guys just say they're good actors. I'm not really sure.