If I opened your closet, how many skeletons would jump out at me?
928457
Not any skeletons in my closet, but lots of shoes !!!
1045569
Probably 2....Floor tiles...\n\nSad but true... I'm definately pussy whipped... :)
857542
If 2 guys were beating me down, I'd want some help\n\nI'd call the police and then jump in (golen rule)
1006352
Hell no!  What closet have you been hidding in for the last 14 centuries?\n\nAny woman who dares think of herself as having any sort of authority is immediately beaten, burnt, and sometimes killed.\n\nRead history.
1174152
Goodness, no!  Why would I invite a stranger into my house?  That's a silly question.  Who knows what would happen next.  My daughter might be exposed to religion way before her time, my family might be burned at the stake because we're Wiccan, who knows.  I'd rather keep my door firmly shut.
1163518
How many times are you going to ask that question? Now go too bed or I'll tell your mom where your porn stash is.
1126884
I would burn all my ugly male clothing and go shopping for everything females wear! Then use my new vagina to get anything I want from weak mind males !
737128
I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
1082588
I'd move out of the way and see what they're running from before I started running myself.  To be more philosophical . . . you can run against the grain, but you might be run over.
1109770
Run and slam your head into the concrete, you'll have all the evidence you need. LOL
71893
blow him in the coat closet.  if he splatters you, he likes you
712860
are you in that room? man you must be in some seroius trouble. i suggest you burn down both doors and do a tribal dance to see wich is the way out.
7413
Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strrrewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.\n\n||  ||\n\n||  ||\n*Tim making teeth gestures at the knights!
1016493
Even though I think you sound a little scary- I love it! I think we'd have a lot fewer criminals if we went your route! I think one beheading could "scare straight" a few!!!
327354
allah to please forgive me, my immediate family, my descendants till time ends!  Please fit my 70 pieces body back together, as I would hate to be a jig-saw puzzle in his kingdom!
980019
Geee thank Jodi, you just made me do that all over body quiver. I opened a door one night only to have the bottom of the door catch my toenail and pull it straight up at a 90-degree angle. I used language I didn't even know I knew. It was already ripped off most of the way so I reached down and yanked it the rest of the way off, while using even more colorful language.\n\nThanks for the memory!! lol
1132029
Jump out of the closet and yell SURPRISE!!!