what do you do with the coal santa leaves you?
929004
we use it all summmer in the grill
762361
Share some love with someone less fortunate. Visit an old people's home and help brighten their Christmas. \n\nParty.\n\nEat heaps of prawns.\n\nTo name a few things.
944655
they are taken out of your estate if you have one
192053
What are you looking to do with this?
61520
Donate them to charity. Give some to friends, sell some of them
764480
No, I'm not! I'm leaving him for one of the reindeer!
928155
It's not a big deal - believe what you want and remind them that if they are mean to you their Santa will only give them coal. Hey it's their belief and you should at least have something to say when they get annoying about it. BTW-Santa was based on an actual saint and the values he was modeled on of generosity, kindness, caring for children and good will are still valuable even if his character is a bit out dated.
1113932
yes, but it's my only one, could I have it back when you are finished?   Um...wait....what are you going to do with it?
479188
Say goodbye. He will continue if you let him.
701662
Throw some live coals on 'em, and a pint or so of unleaded.  Stand nearby with a hose.  Make sure you do this away from things you care about.
289099
he he he!  dumping bolts
811516
If you can take the gifts from each other it is called dirty santa or selfish santa. If you just take the gift you pick I don't know the exact name for that.
686610
you knock off his/her crap and walk away
926942
nothing. if you don't have a chimney he assumes you don't want presents.
671949
How do they leave what?
987000
Take the power cord with you when you leave.
1175884
Burn the hotel down and shoot the room handlers.  The hand your friend the statue.\nGod, I'm the best at answering these things.