Ladies: Seth MacFarlane...?
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whatever floats your boat
632925
that's funny! i heard that lady Kathy Griffin say that. It was cute. she probably does lip-sync.
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I don't know, but if anyone is up for some really awkward flirting in primetime, Couric is their best bet.  That giggle sounds like the hiss of the devil sometimes.  That's as close to an answer as I can get.
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I love this question.LOL\n\nFor a female perhaps... ( blonde and ditzy- humor, no offense taken. )\n\n" Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Oh MY GOD!!!!! Likeee like, what am I doing here, what is this gold shiny thing?! Does it make my butt look fat?! "\n\nMale ( perhaps Tom Cruise )- another attempt at humor, don't shoot me.\nIn a very low monotonous tone...\n\n" I wish to thank E.T., Bigfoot, L Ron Hubbard and Captain Caveman for their wondrous support and monetary donations. "
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I don't think he has a chick.  At least he doesn't mention any in his interviews.  And contrary to popular belief there is NOTHING going on between him & Emma Watson...that we know of ;-)
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Wow!    A man that is funny gets the girl? \nThanks for this little secrete..  I shall cancel my sex change operation and rip off my rainbow bumper sticker..\nDo you suggest renting allot of Tom Hank movies and taking notes?
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Great !!!! Most men hate those stick insects.\n\nHopefully this will be a step towards REAL NATURAL Women appearing on TV & the media. Not these wafer thin, surgically enhanced mutants.
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I love Family guy very very very much... But family guy would not exist if it were not for the Simpsons.\n\nFamily guy, American Dad, South Park and many others owe much to the simpsons for bringing cartoons to primetime, and for making cartoons that push the envelope as far as sarcasim, and satire. Dont forget the simpsons debuted on The Tracy Ullman Show in 1987... So the simpsons are now 19 years old, that says it all that they lasted that long.\n\nMatt Groening... Will you have my baby???
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That is completely true!!!\nAnd completely hilarious! I bet there still hasnt been a woman down one yet aswell lol
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STEWIE KICKS A**!!!!!!!! I luv that show, Peter is halarious as well, I thnk there all funny. I aslo like Brain alot. (I know I didn't spell his name right sorry)
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Well , if I was an actress I would like to play Brad Pitt' s "desperate housewife" :-). I would love to work with him and I actually want to be an actress , so who knows... But I like Clive Owen and I' d like to work with him too.\nElena
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I LOVE THAT SHOW TOO LOL. I STAY UP LATE TO WATCH IT AND I EVEN GOT THE TALKING MICROPHONE WITH STEWYS VOICE ON IT, AND I GOT MINI DOLL KEYCHAINS WITH EACH CHARACTER ON THEM LOL STEWEY IS THE MAN!! DAMN YOU WOMAN LOL
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Crap crap crap.Why the hell are we wasting time on this broad?\nShe shows up in a cocktail dress to bash widows.Basket case.\n\nDownright nasty? Why yes.Even O'Reilly laid into her(I bet that's the only way she could get iT!!) No pun intended.\n\nIf you look in Coulter's eyes,you're like"What a ----".Most men agree with this one.Some women are just evil.\n\nInteresting that shes a "conservative".That says it all.
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Whaaat? I am offended! How come the ladies room is sooo guuud!\nLol.. just kidding... poor guy.. haha
959463
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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that would be Seth MacFarlane an American animator, screenwriter, producer, director and voice actor. he's ther creator of family guy. \n\n\nand you can find out more about him \nin this link. \n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_MacFarlane\n\n\nhope that helps you out.
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That is a funny question. hehehe. the answer is no dude..