Good Morning, Starshine! The Earth says "Hello!" So, what are the other planets saying?!?!?
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Let's see: Pluto is probably saying numerous expletives, since we demoted it from planetdom. Uranus is too busy just passing gas to have anything to say. Neptune would be singing in the shower (that age of Aquarius song, I bet.) Jupiter would be talking at length about itself. Whatever Mercury was saying, good luck figuring it out, since it would talk too darn fast. Mars would be complaining about why all the other planets got cool-looking moons, while it got stuck with two deformed pieces of rubble. Venus is a chain-smoker, so would be too preoccupied puffing away to say anything. And Saturn would be cracking endless dry jokes about how it's the 'lord of the rings', much to the other planets' chagrin.
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*sighs*  Sad but true.  I'm nestled above the earth, sitting quietly, doing my own thing and, when asked, I usually answer through the "black hole".  \n\nmy words nothing more than a miasma of thoughts.....\n\n*perks up a bit*  Now, I suggest you go outside, look up and smile.  I've got a lot to say today.....
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1. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? \n2. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. \n3. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. \n4. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head\nI5. s your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell
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planets, stars, and quasars
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uummm,uuhhhh, you could tell I didn't get it? I didn't fool you? Are you going to tell everyone? I really thought I sounded smart. Way to burst my happy sunny bubble. WAAAAHHHH.\nLove & Light\nSharon\nOne Planet = One People and a mean old bubble popper
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Hello, i'm completely alien.  I have green skin and a pear-shaped head.  My home is on Xtubrlachinad in the Orion Galaxy.  I have been living here for three of your earth years and your human voice can not physically pronounce my real name.
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omg what do you think????-.- the universe-duh! the solar system kinda is in the universe!!!! omg...stupid question (no offence)
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Get in touch with me, buong, I am, and I will be leaving in 4 days. My name here is Glalien, I come from Pleedeeze, it takes 8 hours to arrive here from our planet, via time warping. Our ships are made of nothing you have on this planet. Our propulsion is of magnetics. You will not believe me if I tell you why we are here. Look me up.
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10 is my answer. A new planet call UB313 was discovered. Here are they planets in order:\nMecury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.\n\n10 Planets said. 10 Points for the best answer
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smile!   universal language of hello.  or, ask a question, using as much of the local language as you can.
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YOU have had a fantastic day...but where are you? It's only 7:30 in the AM here! :) No lapping up the sun just yet for me. \n I have been on my 4 mile hike with my dog and listened to the birds chirps and watched the bunnies eat clover all along our route. Came home and fixed myself a hot cuppa joe and am enjoying the peace and quiet. So - yes I am having a good day so far...but it's early yet! :)
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Start sayin stuff like, "Whats up?" or "Hi".
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our neighbor in other planets
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there hasn't been any found yet.... but... the possibility of life on other planets is very  high....  :)
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Discovery of the 10th planet!  Recent discovery.  Not much info. yet so no one can say if you are wrong on any point!
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no the fourth planet from the sun.put me on best answer please!\n\nHappy Trails ♥!
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earth to whatever ur name is!!!!!!!!