Where is your story on the new stand up comedian...John Kerry?
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Who are you asking? If you're asking Yahoo!, it was on the Yahoo! home page all day yesterday.
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I don't know of a Jon Carry. However, any aspirations John Kerry had in becoming our next president was blown away by his idiotic remarks about our troops. The liberals in Massachusetts may keep re-electing him ( after all, they keep re-electing a murderer ), but he is toast as far as any other political office.
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Somewhere I hear a maniacal laugh! Muah ha ha ha! \n\nWith that permanent sneer on the Dick's lips he seems like just the character to shoot a buddy while hunting Quayle! Ooops! I mean Quail. Not Dan Quayle?  \n\nFine, what kind of arrogant elite goes Quail Hunting with his 78 Year-old millionaire lawyer pal while he sends YOUR Husbands, Brothers and Sons halfway across the globe to Die in an illegal war? He speaks for the Multinational Corporate Bottom Lines; his Oil & Power Addiction. \n\nAnd what kind of Faulty Intelligence did the Vice President have when he pulled the trigger? What kind of Half-Baked Soldiers are at the top of the organization?
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I personally do not think John Kerry was joking.  He said exactly what he meant.  I don't think he would know what a sense of humor was if it came up a bit him in the a**!!
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Come on...We both know it wasn't ever even meant to be a joke.  You are far too smart to believe otherwise.\n\nBut to answer your question,  The GOP should capitalize on Kerry's inability to admit when he makes an err.
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I sure hope he does! I haven't had a REALLY good laugh since the last time he ran. Well, except for when Dems actually nominated John Kerry.
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The troops banner has been in a few newspapers. However if anyone truly wants to see their uniwue way of sending their personal message to Kerry, feel free to email me. I HAVE THE REAL DEAL from my nephew who is in the army.\nThursday, November 02, 2006\nU.S. troops in Iraq stick it to Kerry with funny photo\nBAGHDAD (CNN) -- A widely-circulated photo from soldiers in Iraq pokes fun at the recent "stuck" in Iraq comments by Sen. John Kerry, with a U.S. military spokesman telling CNN on Thursday "it was a humorous response to ongoing remarks."\n\nThe picture was taken on Wednesday morning in Iraq by service members of the 1st Brigade 34th Infantry Division at Tallil Airbase, which is near Nasiriya in southern Iraq.\n\nEight soldiers are shown holding a banner that says "HALP US JON CARRY -WE R STUCK HEAR N IRAK. The "k" in "stuck" is the written backwards.\n\nSpeaking at a campaign rally in California on Monday, Kerry said: "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."\n\nHis remarks created a firestorm across the country, with people incensed over what was taken as a negativecharacterization of the U.S. troops in Iraq.\n\nKerry said he didn't mean to say that, pointing out that a prepared statement was "mangled." He issued a written apology Wednesday, saying he "never intended" to disparage U.S. troops with a "poorly stated joke."\n\nThe U.S. military spokesman said: "They were having some fun."\nPosted 11/02/2006 10:17:00 AM | Permalink
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I saw it here on the New York Post.\n\nhttp://www.nypost.com/seven/11022006/news/nationalnews/gis_drop_smart_bomb_on_kerry_nationalnews_todd_venezia_in_n_y____and_ian_bishop_in_washington.htm
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Kerry just wrecked his political career. He doesn't deserve to be commander-in-chief with that kind of an attitude. The funniest remark about Kerry's remark was made by Dick Cheney.  "I guess we didn't get the nuance. Actually, he was for the joke before he was against it."
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John Kerry is a Victim of Himself, Not  the PC police or any other group.  I don't need a spinmeister either. I can hear his words and understand EXACTLY what  he means.  But this also goes back to the Mark Foley Non-Story.  The Media, in its vigor to be the next to tell the story, forgot to mention, that the SMS messages that got the publics attention were sent to a man over the age of18,  Who happened to be a former page. The emails were sent to a former page under the age of 18 but were not sexual in nature.  But all we heard about for 2 weeks was how terrible Republicans are for even having Gay men in the Party.\n\nEvidently they should only belong to the democrat party or stay out all together.  The problem is I know many "Log Cabin Republicans" And would trust my children with them on many occasions.
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Now that's the second truly funny thing I've seen today. Kerry riding around in a tank? Must have been a North Korean tank.
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America heard Kerry's comments for what they were.\n\nKerry got mad because we didn't hear what his statement was supposed to be.\n\nMany Liberals ( such as Mr. Colmes ) claim that Kerry's  "joke" was clearly refering to Bush's Iraq policy.\n\nNow why do they say that when the statement that Kerry made in no way refered to Bush, not even any symbolism partaining to Bush...\n\nIt just goes to show the far left has a lot of bias.\n\nWhat a funny "joke" - but Kerry is not laughing, maybe this is because he realizes that the joke's on him.\n\nI wonder if he has taken his foot out of his mouth yet. The Democrats shoved it in there, while they wrote Kerry's "apology".\n\nKerry's "apology" was not sincere because prior to his apology, as you said, he demanded that Bush apologise. He also said that he will not aplogise for his words.\n\nSo you have to be blind to actually think Kerry is sorry.\n\n\n\nThose comments are nothing compared to his other anti- troop comments.\n\nHe called our boys terrorist for terrorising wemon and children in Iraq. he called his own comrads murderers after he served in Vietnam.\n\nAnd yet the Liberals say that he is a proud war veteren? He threw his purple hearts on the Whitehouse lawn.\n\nFor all we know, he could have made self inflicted wounds to get those hearts.\n\n\n\nI hope we don't have to many Democrats that think like John Kerry.
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One funny ass comedian from I believe either Cleveland or Chicago area...Tall too!\nTry the bobandtom.com website
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I too think that Brian Regan is very funny and original.  I am racking my brain to think of a comedian that does not make fun of other people, use bad language, or just imitate other people.  I love Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy but when you think about it they all make fun of other people and can't resist a sex joke.  I guess Bob Newhart was the last original before Brian Regan.
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how funny.that traitor kerry,,holy shiit thats funny,,,,,,
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John Kerry's daddy YIKES\n'
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I don't think I EVER wanna see it.\nHe appeared on THE DAILY SHOW and he wasn't funny AT ALL.\nHe tried so hard to crack a laugh, but it never worked.\n\nAnd I laugh at everything ...