Do you think this is a Message From God Himself? (Too Shocking & Funny to Miss)?
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LMAOOOO that was madd funny\nhaha\nthanks for the laugh =]
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I don't know, but let me use this space to say that they are making even less sense than usual today, which I didn't think was humanly possible. If there was a God, the first thing I would say is, "Lord, save me from your followers!"
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this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
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And it says the windows of heaven will be opened, and pour out more blessings than we can recieve...I can attest to that. The windows of heaven really have poured out upon me and my family for following this simple teaching. \n\nThanks
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LOL!!! Hey, if it is in the bible, it is God's words right?
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Sorry I did'nt realise but I will look out for him.Thanks.\n\n******PRAISE GOD*********
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The day I heard Jesus laugh was both funny and weird.  \n\nThe full story is in link below:
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If so, then as some on here have suggested, let's pack it all in and throw the whole mess away. Having spent a good deal of my life studying the Hebrew and Christian Scriptures I certainly don't come to that conclusion. Instead I see story after story about losers (not winners), the least (not the greatest), the littlest (not the biggest), the dim-est (not the brightest), the foulest (not the most righteous), the f__k-ups (not the ones who get it right), being the ones who are deeply loved and greatly prized. It is not a collection of winner's stories. It is an anthology of humanity with all of its beauty and ugliness, and a God who seems to be remarkably like his/her creation. It is an image (sacrament) about how God has always been in and loving his creation - and that his creation has always been "in" its God. So the redemption stories in those Holy books are not about god leaving anyone out (including herself), but about how everyone was always in (all along).  Contrary to what the moralists and hell-lovers proclaim, God has not changed his mind since saying in Genesis 1:31 about her creation: "it is so good, so very good!"
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From one who has attempted suicide twice--your revelation is wacko.  We can't know something God doesn't want us to know.  God is omnipotent (all powerful).  You can't out think God.  And by the way most weird revelations, if they don't match up with the word of God are straight from Satan himself.  People commit suicide because they fell hopeless and helpless and Satan wants them to feel that way.  He wants you dead.
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I think it's called "God is Trying to Tell You Something".  I love that scene!
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Absolutely.  From Genesis to Revelation God's Word reveals Himself as a real, personal Being who cares about us.  Thank God for His Word!
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He needs to be told that God's gift of unconditional love and forgiveness NEEDS his part to be fulfilled.  That God is unconditional love and forgiveness and that it's only your uncle's ego voice that is telling him otherwise.  He needs to know that our egos drown out the voice for God and our egos make God into something He's not by demanding that we can't be forgiven and that we need to continue to punish ourselves.  This is ego madness.  Maybe if he can be told that the best gift he can offer God and you would be to accept forgiveness, stop condemning himself, and to let the past go.  As for you, amen, my brother.  AMEN.  When I hear stuff like this, it makes me feel hope.  Thanks for making my night.
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I completely agree with you.  I have asked myself numerous times, " Am I doing this for God?"  Especially when I am doing something good for someone or whatever.  I want to be sure that I am doing it for God and not doing it for the purpose of being recognized.  It is way too easy to cross that line and say that you are doing it for God, but if you are already anticipating the attention or if you find that you relish the attention then you need to step back and evaluate things.
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LOL @ Jew out of Jesus\n\nI probably should not find this funny. But for some reason it cracked me up. It is after midnight here, maybe I need sleep lol.
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Well I thought at first that was someone taking the mick, but you seem genuine and what you have written is true, even powerful but that's normally shared with christians not with those who will ridicule something (sacred) like that. A 'prophetic' word perhaps but is the place to share it? Will it be well received? Yes you have addressed it to christians but it just seems to be the wrong place to share it ...but then I could be wrong of course..
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That's so damn funny! \n\nThe coolest thing is God is up there laughing right along with us. Atleast my God can take a joke.\n\nFavorite quote, George Burns, "God is a comedian playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh."\n\nKeep it coming! Really helps passing the time in the silence of 3rd shift
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God Is Now Here!!! I really like that it sounds good to say. It sounds like an affirmation to say when you realize you're being pessamistic and negative and decide to change your life or mood and reaffirm to yourself that you are not alone and everything is fine, God is now here, its soothing like when you're a child and you have a nightmare and your mother comes in the room and says, "dont worry everythings ok Mamas here, shh" I really like that. Thankyou for the question you made my day :)