Hee hee, my breath smells like eggs?
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Nut gobbler?  Eggs?   Ahhh, semantics!
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Maybe it doesn't like the smell of what you're eating.
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I was gonna say "burning diarrhea" but apparently Bob has the copyright on it or something.  \nAlthough I gotta say, diarrhea as a result of eggs is such a bad smell.  It's the kind that doesn't go away, seeps into the walls and stuff.  Once I ate an omlette that did NOT agree with me, and I was out of town at a music festival.  Boy did I ever tear up that bathroom.  I was sittin there and these guys came in "Dude! what died in here?? " and they were just goin on and on about how bad it smelled. Yea I was proud of that one.\nBut I think winner for the most horrible rancid smell on Earth is Fall Out Boy.
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Dude.. that used to happen to me all the time when I would work food service. I would come home and smell all sorts of funky. Now I smell like chocolate or vanilla or sometimes even strawberry. I work in an ice cream factory... but smelling like nasty milk is not very appealing either.
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I smell conservative bullsh*t. Could that be it?
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LOL.... my dad used to tell me when I was young that overnight that the fairies pee'd in your mouth which  is why your breath stinks in the morning..... made me want to reach for a toothbrush every morning!!
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It smells like chicken sh1t.
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the sounds one makes when they smell something bad like egg farts or b.o.
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Lots of protein in your diet will cause you to fart a lot. Eggs have tons of protein. So, maybe.
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Are you asking - can you smell the smell you just smelled on your breath?????????\n\nInteresting thought.\n\nOMG!!!!!!!! I hope not, I sometimes have to use the toilet after my husband's been in there.......... and I'd hate to think that THAT was on my breath!!!
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My toe nails taste like chicken. lol
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Hell No, they smell like your breath. Now give us all a kiss.
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Yes.  You have bad breath.  Go see a dentist and then a doctor.
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i got a peanut butter mealt-away egg..\n\nim wondering about the guy who answered you thats straight above me though.. i'd be willing to bet he had a bit to much of grandpa's cough syrup... LOL
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How come your feet smell, but your nose runs???
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I'm kinda ticked off.  Apparently, I've reached my daily limit of questions on here.  See here's my problem... my breath really stinks.  I was thinking about going and brushing my teeth or at least swishing some Scope around, but I'm pretty lazy and the bathroom is like 40 feet away.  Plus, I'll probably have dinner within the hour and I don't want the toothpaste taste mixin' w/ my chicken and/or asparagus.  I was gonna ask for insight into my predicament but lo and behold Yahoo Answers provides no answer.  Jerks.  What's this question about?  Marijuana?  Well, I guess if I was smokin' weed right now I wouldn't be so worried about my bad breath.
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*I took a bath in my perfume today!!\n\nWhat do you smell like?? \nMaybe we don't want to know! ;0)