What's the most obnoxious thing you've ever done in public?
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I flashed Dunkin Doughnuts. Twice.
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I was groped by a random creep on the street. I'm not sure if it was more frightening or infurating. I ran after him ready to strangle him...maybe that is the frightening part?
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The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud.  I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing.  It was a squealing one.
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when i was like 8, we did it all the time. like when you swore to do something. we would both spit in our palms and shake on it. pretty gross thinking back on it.
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Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.
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annoys the hell out of me
210953
Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
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They irritate the crap out of you!
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I had some live jam in my fridge, all covered in grey-green fuzz. \nI threw it away before someone got the chance to accidentally ingest it.
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sad, but i do\n\nThe grossest thing that it has ever happened to me was about 13 years ago I was an airport and i needed a quarter to make a telephone call at the payphone I picked my nose and had nowhere else to place the Booger, someone approached me and i asked them for a quarter at the same moment and as I was exchanging to get the quarter I gave them the Booger on accident!\n\nGross, but true!
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My biggest pet peeve is lack or respect.  I find it such a turn-off when a person violates your opinion, body, etc.
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you must have been REALLY rotten!
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Will you please bugger off!!!
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Nastiest thing I can't say on here. \n\nMeanist? I'm really never mean to anybody...but I remember once when I was a kid a threw a cat on some guys back and he got all clawed up. I felt horrible...this guy liked me alot, and my girlfriend put me up to it....she kept daring me and telling me 'go on, do it'. Damn peer pressure!!
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The most embarrassing moment was coming out of a public restroom with my slip stucked in my underwear....and noticing it in the plastic sign as I was leaving the building.Oh how awful i felt....quickly untangled it!
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OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
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I always love this question. \nI'd move people's chairs out from under them, pull people's hair, blow in their ears and on the backs of their necks. I move things around to confuse people and make them believe they are going crazy. I'd glue things down like pens and cups. I'd make people's drinks taste yucky by putting something nasty in it so I can laugh when I see the look on their face. I'd flatten a few tires on the vehicles of mean people and turn their car stereos up really loud so that when they crank it up it scares the crap out of them. I'd put chocolate candy bars in the toilets. I'd trip people walking by but I wouldn't let them fall on their face. I'd stand really close to people and pass gas or burp as loud as I could.