I just read in the paper...?
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People can come up with mathematical formulas that prove I am God if they really wanted to.
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What rubbish! Absolute hogwash.\nI just can't stop laughing at this. Whoever told you that is still living in the 14th centure.\nYou have made my day. Best one today.
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Aayeeah, what can one do.  It appears that the Boston Globe is too complicated for folks in this section to read.  Good try, tho.  Btw, I liked it enough to email off to a few friends.  Thanks again.
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The newspaper name, date, article title, author, page.
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i took your paper.\nwotcha gonna do 'bout it? huh? huh?
647781
Keep an eye on the newspapers and you'll get to know about it.Best of luck!
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Well, I have amused myself by reading it.  I think it speaks something about society.  I've never read anything particularly funny, usually the tired old ditties starting out with "Here I sit all broken-hearted tried to s--t but only f----d.  Not particularly funny or ingenious rhyme.
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I am as astounded (as you seem to be) that people believe something just because it is in print. That doesn't mean that I don't read. It means that I think for myself.
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look up the articles in there newspapers online
892110
Good one! That newspaper has balls then.
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I've looked at your links.  \n\nI'd recommend you work on your format and delivery.  It is just too much work to try to sort through it all and figure out just who did what to whom, and why.  Your pages are packed with your feelings about what happened, but there's not a lot of detail about what that was. \n\nWhy not find a writer to try to turn it into a novel?  If you did that, someone might actually be able to understand what you're talking about without deciding to devote a number of hours to deciphering paragraphs that seem to be written with the presumption that the reader knows who any of these people are in the first place. \n\nI mean that in the nicest way.  Obviously you want the world to understand, but the fact is that your links don't further that objective.
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read the local paper.  it is over a long time now.
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Try Readers digest\nb
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should have read this page\nhttp://www.tagged.com/huh.html
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What paper would that be??
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no I havent, I have it bookmarked and am checking out what its about at the moment.  Thanks for sharing the link.
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MAYBE GO TO THE LOCAL LIBRARY AND LOOK AT OLD NEWPAPER ARTICLES OR ASK A LIBRARIAN...