How many beers did David Boon drink on a flight from australia to Great Britain?
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The record remains with Boon - 52 cans.\n\nClose runners: \nRod Marsh: 46\nDoug Walters: 44\n\n\nBoon became something of a cult figure for his drinking exploits and singing of team songs. He famously vomited on the hallowed Adelaide Oval turf in a WSC game in 1988 before a live nationwide TV audience of millions (he went on to make 122 and win Man Of The Match).\n\nMore recently he became the face of Victoria Bitter (VB) beer for its 2005/06 summer advertising campaign, called Boonanza. Part of the promotion was the sale of a talking David Boon figurine with purchases of beer, which would make comments when prompted by Channel Nine commentary. Boon played himself in the television advertisements. This was a controversial choice, as Boon achieved much fame and notoriety for consuming 52 cans of beer on a flight between London and Sydney before the victorious Ashes tour that saw Australia regain the trophy after five years of English dominance. VB denied the story, though chose Boon as a representative (often jokingly referred to as the "Keg on Legs") because of his legendary drinking exploits and dogged, iconoclasic batting displays.\n\nMore here:\nhttp://www.thefanatics.com/content.php?id=330\nhttp://beebo.org/smackerels/david-boon.html
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Have another beer.  \n\nOn second thought, don't.  Seems like you've had more than enough already.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.\n   - Benjamin Franklin
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Go out back and drink a beer.
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Not a joke, but a true story re Tommy.  He got out of a London cab, and pressed something into the hand of the cabbie and said,"have a drink on me".   Thanks guv, said the cabbie.  When he looked he had been given a T bag.
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Bloody oath we do! It's not just the beer, it's the social institution of going to the pub and being with a group of friends. Australia's number 1 pastime . Jules, lecturer. Perth.
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1. buy some beer.\n2.repeat this 99 times
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"\n\nThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!\n\nHe went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"\n\nShe said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"\n\nJohn said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."\n\n"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.\n\nThe next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."\n\nShe said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."
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bremerton washington ... 19 yrs ago...someone dropped something into a beer I left unitended... think it was acid or something like it ... happened to several people there.. one second a good time next conan the barbarian waves at me from a poster.. the radio is making noises....and poof three days of pure hell... so watch your drinks.. dont drink anything you left for awhile....
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Canada. We can drive there and they have beer.
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It's about drinking beer.
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Firstly, I do not buy into the doctrine of either none or lots.  Now then with that said, let me share some data with you.  When I was 23 I got seriously drunk and I went to the toilet and hung my head over the edge of the bowl and I puked and puked then dry heaved until I went to sleep.  When I awoke and noticed all those different pubie/pubic hairs all so variously adhered to its rim with that foul mix of dried yellow dots, I told myself, "I'll never get drunk again."  Now, I know some folk are full of fecal matter and such a self=promise wouldn't amount to a hill of digested beans.  I'm now 62 and that was 39 years ago and I have not been drunk!  I will not drive if I have drank more than two beers and if I come to visit whoever, if a snack included I will drink another if time is in my favor; like no tanking.  They say if three beers a day, then that person is acoholic; I am therefore an alcoholic.  I generally slow-sip about five or six beers per day.  Text-books of medicine proclaim a shot of whyskey per day is beneficial for longivity since it does some beneficial things within your body.  So, when say stop all, I realise they are coming from ignorance and know not what they are saying and I correspondingly bid them a nice day.  I have a bunch of long-term associates and my drinking has never alarmed any of them because they know I will not drink into a stupor and my mind remains entirely sensible.  I suggest to all, if you prefer a beer to a soda, have at it; but by all means, do drink responsibly.  So now you know why I do not listen to a smacked idiot.
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peeing after like 8 beers ... such relief
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Download... a beer? Dude, get some sleep!
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A case of his favorite beer or malt beverage
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at least six.  but it depends on the type of beer.
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taking off from an airport in a  C 152...had  to pull up on the taxiway and  open the door and pulled my winky out and the taxiway ran alongside a highway so everyone passing saw my lil winky.  But the alternative wa s to pee my pants in a small plane which I wa s flying back to my home, Florida, with that stench inside.