If you were to come in from work and have your wife/partner waiting for you?
928052
a schoolgirl outfit. Gets me everytime. With a couple glasses or champagne and lit candles.
127475
I would stay home. That way, whoever I was leaving behind in this world would get their chance to see me and say whatever it is they needed to say. Ultimitely, it would be the people that I am leaving behind that would need my final days.
927939
no way!!!  \n\nMy boyfriend's a manager at a Radio Shack and he has to be there from 5:30 AM to 11 PM!!!!!\n\nThat's ridiculous!!!\n\nI'm going to bring him and all his employees coffee and cookies and then I'm going home to hide and wait the rest of the day out...
982603
That sounds delicious.  What time do you want my wife and I to come over and what can we bring?
895846
Well now.....I would have to say D with my gf.  (If I could get her to that is!)\n\nToo many people around to do option A - my office has an open floor plan...no one - not even the president - has an office.  (I have done this when I did have an office.)\n\nOption B....not my style...\n\nOption C....Done it!!!\n\nIn the elevator would be awesome...The stop switches don't have alarms and it would be so awesome to do it on the way back to work!\n\nWhat about you?
482506
That is TOO funny! Definatly go into a walk-in place, until then just eat a burger and turn that stuffed ear to your wife when she's talking to you.
474455
your wife would be a good choice
132217
seriously, taking care of THAT kind of business while you are at work seems a bit much.  can't you wait until you get home?  something about public restrooms doesn't strike the horny cord for me.  if you must, at least take a guy in there with you!  lol
449607
well, since I am married sex is out of the question. I would make him a big homecooked meal with all of his favorite foods. I would draw him some nice hot bathwater so he could take a relaxing bath. I could give him a back and foot massage.I would write him letters while he was in service. send him care packages. Would that be enough? I can not think of anything else.
1091383
You have too much time on your hands. Who are you waiting for?
1069962
i m at work... but still it depends if some gal want to sleep with me.... lol.... i will think of taking a leave and cuddling up with her...
56244
I will ask my girlfriend to take the old lady to her home in my two-seater, and get back to my place in 1 hr.\n\nI go with my best friend to have 2 beers and then get back to my place for my car and girl... :)
111278
screw the hottest single parralegal in the office(providing you're single) Lock that door,bend her over that desk and give it to her good! LOL!!!
504941
trust your husband..but keep an eye on the co-worker ;)
899964
That one is over the top. My wife would have a foot print on the back of her pants to remember me by. That is, she would be kicked right out the door.
55831
yes unless you are married
513244
tell her to wait til half time then give her a quickie