After telling Democrats to go to Canada, where now should the Republicans go?
916676
Canadians are Liberals too, so they definitely don't want them. I say Iraq is the answer, they can con and trick Iraqis from now on, build a few condos to be blown up by their new Iraqi friends, and protect their stock options and watch their own pipelines.
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The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. \n\nCanadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. \n\n"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry." \n\n"He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" \n\nIn an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." \n\nOfficials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. \n\n"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." \n\nWhen liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races. \n\nIn recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. \n\n"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. \n\nCanadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. \n\n"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?" \n\nIn an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. \n\n"We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said.
840813
Go and vote democrat.  Then after we take back the congress they will start investigations of king bush and his cronies and put in some real election reform laws.
676454
I'm Canadian and I'm in the process of moving to the U.S and I can't wait!  Canada is a liberal hell hole.
564864
Not only will it include Canadians but it will also include thousands of additional H1B visas, which are high paying white collar technology jobs.  That's right, the republicans included this because it gets no attention at this time.  This Republican Congress and President will do whatever they can to reduce the wages of American citizens.  While the Democrats will tag along for the potential of a greater low-income voting block looking for handouts.\n\nThat is all that this is about, cheap labor for business and votes! Think again if you really feel anyone gives a damn about the immigrants or the integrity of our legal system.
555336
i'm not sure--but i can't open wikepedia in china or ussr--its blocked--guess i'll never know the truth.. however--i'd pick Canada-- can i do that ? is that allowed-- ? or do you mean that in choosing a democracy-we can only choose out of the 3?-- not a very democratic question then ,is it? or is it? anyway canada--first--netherlands second,and france 3rd--that's my democratic choice.
924188
I think Nancy Pelosi has some great leadership skills and will help set  a direction for the Democrats. I am and Independent who dislikes both parties but voted for Democrats this time as it is a time for a change. Whether it will be positive remains to be seen. I have not heard of a specific direction and program agenda that they have. I do hope for the sake of the nation both parties can get us headed in the right direction. Enough of the scare tactics by Bush regarding national security. Lets actually see what can be done here not abroad to make use safer. I don't care whether Iraq stands up as a democracy or goes down the toilet. They will tear each other up based upon 2000 years of violent history and sectarian violence. Typical third world mentality. We should not abandon them but we do need to start withdrawing.
454977
Repuglican idea: screw you get your own. \nDemocrat idea: national health care set up on the order of Canada or England.
927709
Mmm....Well from what I have heard the hard drives are in the north south east west region of D.C..\n We know where the hard drives are located, but suspect that the Republicans are going to smuggle them out of the city through either Maryland or Virginia,, ........either state has been "friendly" with Republicans before.
1040506
1. Liberal (Canada) similar to a Democrat\n2. NYC\n3. Maybe the late 60s, to experience the amazing music first-hand\n4. I don't believe that we're alone in the universe...as for people getting anal probes, that's another story...\n5. More wishes! : P
1059686
I think BOTH parties should move to the center. This would put them in line with the beliefs of most Americans.
82055
we need to register ,, vote... debate ...determine where we as a country are going and decide if we want to go there...\n that would be .....well...probaly impossible.. right now we are to divided...along race and party lines.... sucks .. regardless ...... we are all in this together...\n I dont consider myself a republician or democrat...  I have issues with both partys... we need a third party..\n Libertarian? mabey dont like the whole no standing army thing... other than that they aint to bad.... o well... time to watch tv..lol
1162130
screw the Democrats and Republicans.\n\nWe need regime change in this country and that INCLUDES major political parties.
1165549
It may happen if enough immigrants make their way into the states and ruin this country like they did their own.  Then they can either go back or up to Canada...and nobody wants to go to Canada!
888910
I would give the Democrats 2 states to ruin and keep the rest for the GOP.  We would stop entitlements, abortion, gay marriage, and we would enact a flat tax...ah - HEAVEN on earth!
590030
Lemmings! What a beautiful sight- they could sell tickets.\n\nToo bad it won't happen. Liberals feel, they talk, they cry, and once in a while they think. Okay, strike that last one. Unfortunately, they also don't take action.\n\nHow many of them swore they'd move to Canada if Bush won in '04?\n\nHow many actually went?
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I think the Republican party needs a reform. Currently, they seem to be no different than the Democrats. They are moving more towards the political left and are becoming more of a moderate organization rather than the strong conservative party they used to be during the days of the Reagan administration.