hey, who put this dead rat in my stew?
920226
It was not me. It sounds like the work of some foul, would-be evil-doer. Perhaps a master criminal. But their vile plot has been foiled by your quick thinking, old chum. Would you be so kind as to pass the salt and pepper?
1076655
I sold it to him for some mushrooms.They tasted gewd. \nDont you remeber....?.....the mushrooms.....the hat......red.....? you dont?thats kinda sad.....
37093
Oh goody, Zork.  It is a Grue.\nYou will likely be eaten by a Grue.
499203
You got a thing with rats dont you...
976384
probably asking why  u poked his monkey
275583
You ate my hogie???..no don't know..hope to find out though.
479291
I think you may be lying.. Are you? Be honest. Come on, mate. Why waste 5 points on such a rubbish question..\n\nHowever, if you did eat it, you are probably already dead.
1013183
who gives a rat's rear end? I am too sexy for this question anyway.
347514
awe damn who did you rob???
1126415
Okay buddy, what did you do?  C'mon, fess up...  You must be in some sort of trouble.  Who did you kill?\n\nC'mon......... speak up.
639798
"Hey! Who spiked my drink?"
1176457
who gives a rat's a s s
529493
Seeing as i woke up this morning stick in refrigerator. I honestly dont think i am person you should be asking. Good Luck. Oh well at least I have food. Now wheres that cheese???
433055
oh my is he dead?!??!? Lol!\nwoa sorry for the misfortune
824514
No, he ate a shotgun. Why would anyone have wanted to murder him, except to stop the noise? :)
1088616
i think i'm the spitting image of stewie. we look exactly alike, right down to the football shaped head... oh, ummm. whoops, that came out wrong... oh, hahaha. thats funny again... umm, well, i'll just do out the back door now... jesus christ somebody stop me, the virgin mary is coming on my toasted cheese sandwich
361173
You can get some cottonballs and coat them with peppermint oil (in the cooking section with spices) and put them in places where rodents come in and in the places they would hide. It will run them away without toxins and no stinky dead rats to deal with later!