Fart at work? fess up or blame some one else?
929941
don't say anything and leave room quickly but with coolness and let them discover the fowl smell for themselves after you’ve left. if it so happens that you "let loose your inner bubble" and you cannot leave the room, laugh along with every one else, try not to point any fingers at a person who is suspected of the noise. If  you let loose a tremendous noise that cannot be discerned from who’s backside it cam forth, say that you must leave the room because you...well make something convincing up and try not to make you voice crack under the strain of controlling your face, stifling a laugh, or collapsing under the weight of embarrassment. hope that helps you in you smelliest moments.
45353
I was in a simular situation when I was a manager.  I had an employee that was offending customers.  I had no idea how to approach this person with fear that their reaction would be with anger and/or embarrassment.  It wasn't until someone in a higher position gave me this advice.....\n\nThe person who has the body odor doesn't understand the concept of cleanliness as you do.  So, approaching them you will notice that they may be oblivious to the situation.  My experience was that I was educating them on cleaniness.  Once achieved, this should favor both parties.  \n\nAlthough the person I delt with never changed their ways, probably because we weren't friends and that this person was a bad employee.  Your situation is different.  Still, it's worth the effort to educate....\n\nHope this helps you.\n\n:)\nPeace
1078991
You can report your suspicions by filling out the form linked below. Before you do so, be ABSOLUTELY SURE that your facts are straight. Your coworker may just be blowing smoke!
396278
'nasty' is really harsh, it's completely normal to pass gas but in our society its not courteous to do it openly unless you feel very comfortable with the person, but then again we all have our views on the matter. Even if you are comfortable enough with the person they still could get offended by it, so find out their stance before you break any wind.
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
819642
No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
865563
My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
339672
well probably your fart just comes out and when you are doing your duty you push to hard that happened to me ONCE but just be careful i heard that that is bad, when you push to hard when doing your duty.
1000373
I think you should just say what needs to be said.\nWhen the two of you are alone, explain to the person that their chewing is very loud, and distracting in a quiet office. The person may not realize this character flaw. Politely bring it to their attention in the "just thought you might want to know" manner.\nThen thank them for listening to you.\nIf they don't quit, guess you'd better figure out something humorous about the situation. You and the rest of your co-workers could all mock the person simultaneously. Free chewing gum to the winner!\nIt could be worse.\nBad odor is the worst, so, at least they don't stench up the office!
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
685748
tell your boss it is a health issue.,or start looking for another job !
208731
well, as someone that works closely with others in a small office, i would say my greatest factor is whether I will get my coworkers sick!  A personal pet peeve is when someone comes in with a fever, sore throat, bad cough, and then everyone in the office ends up missing time at work.\n\nAlso, since I work closely with clients, I would say if I am so sick that I can not "be there" for my clients, if i can not provide the service that they are there for, then my happy butt needs to go home.
98370
hahahah, Im a nursing student, and its an old wives tale.  We all are stinky farters.
666128
Is this a trick question? lol\n\nWell,I don't think it is the best thing to do,but it seems to happen all the time. The one in charge mostly seems to be the brunt of everyone else's jokes. Notice how it gets so quiet when he/she walks in the room? That is a good indication if you're the boss that they're either talking about you or talking about something else they shouldn't be at work. I suppose some people have good reason to complain about their boss,but laughing at them...let me see...hmmm..does this person act funny,look funny,tell stupid jokes to try to fit in,try to 'act' like the boss but really can't pull it off?  I suppose there would be some reasons why people might laugh,but does it really make you a better person if you join in? Put the shoe on the other foot.
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
709197
Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)