Why is it that Jeff Probst from Survivor keeps asking me for tiki torches??
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He just uses that as an excuse to see you.... he has a crush on you.
221247
You were the first one in line!!! Why are you complaining about something that you are doing to yourself. You must have been the volunteer here if you keep on doing it. Your not a victim your the volunteer. Sounds like you must think that since he is getting all of the attention, you have to mark your spot like an old female cat. You did in here didn't you? Get somebody that you can get along with, and quit your whining for your own choices.
852115
Oh my God!  Whenever that happens I just want to SCREAM!!!!!  I mean, don't spulfangi have ANY manners?  And then, as if anything couldn't get any WORSE, some stupid jojingus "retarts" your car from a friggin' giant monkey man in the 9th dimension!!!!  Phew, I'm done venting.  If you see any more spulfungi, jojingi, or giant monkey men, let them know how you feel!
1079403
He just yells to try to push them into doing the work correctly.  If I was a contestant he would probably make me cry!  I don't like for people to yell at me.
577447
i think you're sadistic. why would you love someone that only wants to show you slide shows from st croix? he basically sucks at life. he voted for ralph nader and i hear he stays on yahoo answers all day giving ridiculous answers to people's hard questions. he such a rat bastard. i hate you jeremy yocham...hate you with all my heart....call me?
575177
Yeah, I went to my first meeting the other day but had to leave as I started laughing my @$$ off when the first person stood up and said "Hi my screen name is 33nosenseofhumor44 and I am addicted to Y!A. What pisses me off the most is this guy named Dz Nutz, he just wastes his 5 points with stupid questions I don't understand, he uses euphimisms and sexual inuendo. I want to tell him not to waste his points but I just don't know how. I'm scared he will lose all his points." And that's about when I just lost it.
668638
He has another account that he uses to give himself best answer awards for stupid questions. Yahoo needs to do something about this because this guy is flooding the questions area with stupid questions.
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I'm a recapper for a reality TV site.  Here is my lowdown on what happened:\n\nWho will be voted off tonight? \nWith 9 remaining Survivors, viewers are confronted by the big question, “Who will be voted off tonight?” Will the small but mighty Aitu continue to defeat the larger but weaker Raro? The game abruptly changed when Jeff pulled out some paintbrushes, a blank tribe flag, and new buffs. He announced that the tribes had merged to form a new tribe. \n\n\n\nAitutonga\nThe new tribe name was chosen… Aitutonga was a mixture of both tribe names. The survivors were taken on a boat to Raro’s island, the island the survivors unanimously decided to call their new home. \n\n\n\nJonathan sounds off\nAs Jonathan continues to question whether he made the right move when he became a mutineer, he again looks down on his Raro tribe mates. \n“These kids are vomiting- they’re eating and drinking so much. I’m here to win a million dollars,” he comments. “They’re psycho.” \n\n\n\nAdam, the player\nAlthough we’ve been treated to nauseating images of Candice and Adam being “lovey- dovey” for weeks, today, Adam was cuddled up to Pavarti, actually trying to slip a hand below the waistband of her pants. “What about Candice?” She asked. Adam’s reply was, “You can both appreciate me.” Can someone pass me a barf bag? \n\n\n\nA bold strategy\nOutnumbered and still the underdog, the former Aitu tribe mates scramble to form a strategy. Yul fesses up to having the immunity necklace, formulating a plan that could carry the former Aitu to the final four. To make his plan work, he has to convince Jonathan to rejoin them in strategizing. \n\n\n\nCan you really trust a traitor? \nAs Yul confesses to Jonathan that he has the immunity idol, Jonathan remains “wishy-washy”. Viewers have no idea if Jonathan will vote with the Aitu tribe or try to maintain his new, shaky alliance with the Raro members. Jonathan knows he’s in a tough place. “I could be the guy who betrays every single person during the game at one time or another,” He moans. \n\n\n\nIndividual immunity\nThe first individual immunity challenge is a basic but difficult one. The survivors are told to climb up a pole with sections of rope on it. They are to hang on to the pole with only little loops of rope to support their weight. The survivor to hang on the longest wins immunity and another night free from a tribal counsel vote. \n\n\n\nHanging tough\nDown… down they go. We watch as the survivors fall from their grip on the pole one by one. Adam was the first to land on the ground. Nate was next. Sundra followed suit. Yul finally fell. Pavarti was next followed by Becky. Candice and Ozzy were still hanging tough. Candice showed off at one point, even doing some knee bends. Ozzy looked deep in concentration. Finally, Ozzy won the battle of strength and wills as Candice landed on the ground. \n\n\n\nBack at camp\nBack at camp, Jonathan brings up the possibility of Yul maybe having the immunity idol to the former Raro tribe members. “He doesn’t have it,” was the adamant response as they all insisted they needed to vote out Yul who they felt was the mastermind behind the tribe. Candice and Adam appeared to be more concerned about making out and groping each other than strategizing about the vote. Yul and the former Aitu crew still try to convince Jonathan to vote with him even offering to vote off whichever Raro tribe member Jonathan wants. Jonathan admits that if he had to choose, he’d get rid of Nate, but he doesn’t know if he can betray his new tribe. \n\n\n\nTribal counsel\nAt tribal counsel, viewers wait to how things turn out. In the end, it’s a close vote between Nate and Yul. Yul prevails as Nate is voted out. \n\n\n\nParting words of love from Nate \nAs the credits roll and the votes are revealed, viewers confirm their assumption that Jonathan voted for Nate. Nate spills his feelings. “Jonathan,” he says to the camera, “you
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It sounds like a serial killer.  Usually, things that sound too good to be true have some sort of "catch."  Perhaps the guy is just really horny or ugly.  No one sane would trust a complete stranger with their 5 acre house.  It is bizarre.  Also, like other users have stated, it's like he's giving free room and board in exchange for sex, which is basically asking for a form of prostitution.  The guy either has some mental problems or wants to kill you.  He probably lied about most of the stuff on the site just to attract someone over.
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IF you had watched the show he answered your question. He does his stunts tp bring people together from every walk of life. He also tests his endurance to kindof bring himself closer to what his mother went through when she had terminal cancer. So please give the man a break. (for those who think hes the anti-christ or the devil...just chill, hes just entertaining people)
292135
All the reality shows like Survivor are getting to be "old hat".The same old stuff happens on these shows, like lots of  backstabbing, schemeing, lying, and similar stuff.
426344
Whew,,,,you ask the tough ones indeed! That is like asking would you rather bathe in the creek or in the wash bucket on the front porch. I'm told that CnG had a few Ole Milwaukee's when he took that secret trip to the Oprah or \nJerry Springer show, and kind of liked it. You realize of course that NAMBLA (National Association of Men Born to Liquor Addiction) has been sending him checks for the PBR, \nso he is stuck between a rock and a hard place. The mule \nhas the 'runs' and ole Doc Wheezer has been tending to it when he comes over to look at CnG's toe. Tough question, would have to ask the MAN himself.
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LOL. How ridiculous. Kirk is really sliding down hill. What is scary to me is that these people influence others and I just don't see how anyone can listen. Good point about the prickly pear. There are so many fruits and vegetables that could be added to that list of non-perfect for the human hand. I wonder if there was more to this video that  would change the stupidity of this one part. Thanks for making me smile. \nLove & Light\nSharon
169748
Hmmm... so he's an indian giver.  Be lucky that you don't live on a tribal reservation.  You'd be giving them back. Woowoowooowooowooo...
955035
Tiki is in his final season and in the race for rushing leader. He only has a handful of games left to get those yards, he is going to run like his life depends on it. He wants to go out on top. I say Tiki!
655248
I think he is looking for something on the side , he is putting bait out there to see if he gets a bite and if he does he will reel them in. You need to let him know that you were not born yesterday and that you are not going to be his fool,I would let him know plain and simple that you are not going to put up with it, so he needs to decides what he wants.
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Have you seen Drew Rosenhaus? Google him if you havent.  He is crazy.  You dont want to do that to much competition