Did anyone else just hear that piece of gateux ask me to eat it?
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they're telling you to share... \n :D
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I went into a riverside cafe and asked for a hot cob so I know of bobs disappointment.\n\nDefinitely a bad case of false advertising.\n\nHe should have asked for meat pie with Grevy and make the pudding a Little otter.
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Mmmm....another gorgeous question.\n\nLet me think...\n\nNope, it still smelled good enough to eat.  Wanna try?
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"Hello Newman "said Jerry, Jerry Dingleberry. "What brings you to this side of town". \n"Well, Jerry "he replied "the yogurt verdict is in...FAT .I was here to test theory but I couldn't find the stuff. I knew it must be around here somewhere. I thought the aroma of strawberry would send me in the right direction.  I'd thought, what am I...hard of smelling? "\n"You don't say, " said Jerry, "tell me more".\n"Well I was seraching high and low, you know really trying to sniff it out. Then out of nowhere here comes Elaine, jumping on my back and yelling "mmmm giddyup, giddyup. It seems it was all a joke. There never was any yogurt and this was the most public yet of my humiliations. "\n"Well, you know what they say" replied Jerry "no good deed goes unpunished"
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cute....mmm, bacon....mmm, sausage...but ain't it cute....fried eggs and bacon....but the piggy soo cute...\n\nNow I'm hungry
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I made a grilled cheese sandwiche today.  It was good.  The cheese kind of just ozzed out the edges.  I was kind of ticked when I took that first big bite and it burnt the top of my mouth.\n\n\n\nOh wait you had a question.  Ya, that is annoying.  They are probly not capable of self thought.  So, they are left with talking about what their preacher told them to say.
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How did my fist taste!!!
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theres a spanish readio station that was letting guys ask the girl out on the air, so we contacted the girl i wanned to ask out and the readio people said something "like do you want him to eat you meat sandwich?" or something like that it was stupid-funny but the girl said yes.
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Not many,it was getting monotonous.The worst one has been,what is your favourite dinner?what is your favourite food?If you were going to die what would be your last meal?If you were going on a desert island what would be your last meal?If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life,one meal,what would it be?  AAAAAArrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!! Change the subject,I can't take any more and I am losing the will to live.No wonder I am in tears!!
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grossssss.  maybe my cat would eat it.  Maybe I'd just think it was a small snowball. AGain, how do you think this crap up.  lol.
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OMG You smelled that way over there? So-o-o-o-o very sorry. Must've been those baked beans from the picnic yesterday. gmao!!
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lol to me, that sounds gross!!! you should put it back, theres all sorts of things in there that will give you food poisoning
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That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
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Yes and it made me puke...:D
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I could eat it twice if it was cloned
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My chocolate bar is open?!\nWho ate it?\nSomeone gonna get hurt here....
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What did you eat? Was it real chunky or green looking like that puke in The Exorcist? lol  What a hoot.