Whats the fastest legal way to make a woman stop talking?
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Tell her she needs to lose a few pounds.
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TALK REALLY LOUD!!! OR start using sign language
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OUR whole family talk FAST <Quick speech patterns> or do you mean non stop Yak yak yak ers? Constant  BLA BLA BLA??  The latter, you can not be polite .  JUST SHUT THE MOUTH......
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Notify the police and have a protection order written against him.  A women's group can do this for you too.  A piece of paper will not stop a man.  You may have to get an answering machine or change your phone number.  Lock your doors.
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You keep your mouth closed and leave her alone.  Let it go.
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Lets not think about why, because it doesn't matter.  Lets work on how to make the phone calls stop.\n\nPick up the phone and say, "Hello."  She will then start in with her mess of problems she wants to talk about.  Interrupt her in a very calm and firm voice.  Say, "(her name), I don't want to talk to you.  I don't want you to call here ever again. We are finished, and I want nothing to do with you.  If you wish to communicate with me you may write to me via certified mail only, at (PO Box).  I'm going to hang up now, goodbye."\n\nOkay the reason why we want her to write to you is for documentation purposes.  You didn't say if you were married, even so you have a house together and to get her name off the paperwork you must be in some sort of contact with her.  All mail must be certified, its the documentation you need in court.  If she sends it regular send it right back unopened.  If she calls after that pick up and then hang up immediately. If you know you are one day going to end up in court, keep a little booklet that documents how often she calls (time/date).  This can be harassment, and in court will show her obsessiveness.\n\ngood luck.
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Someone pisses you off, take a bat and smash up her car. If it doesn't work; have a long talk with her.\n\nDon't give her a taste of her medicine, do something far worse to her than she's done to you. The only way to stop people like that is by beating them at their game. \n\nFor example: This guy at work let the air out of my bike one time....... So I could have laughed and forgot about it..........Instead, I mailed his rollerblades to Vancouver, a 1000 miles away.
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Be firm in telling her to STOP calling you immediately or you will get a restraining order against her!  She's actually stalking you.\nThat is against the law.  Advise her of that fact as well.
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way to leave the girl hanging
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Ask her to stop.  That's pretty much all you an do.  Either she respects you enough to listen or not.
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no way...dont talk ab that again
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I'm wondering if it's not you in this situation?  Maybe you should check yourself. None the less, if she's mouthing off to you, ball your fist up and knock at least two of her front teeth out, and say, "Hey bitch who do you think your talking shit to?"  Bet she won't talk mess to you again.\n"HUMIIATION", is not good.
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Do that thing where you keep your finger hovering above her and say "not touching you, not touching you."  Then punch her in the face.  Twice.
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u wont 2 talk 2 me dont it bitch just hit me up on da phone and stop maken   us sound slow
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SMACK HER IN THE MOUTH!!!  HOW CAN YOU TAKE ALL THE MOUTH NOISES!  Do it for all of us. :)
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To tell you the truth get her drunk.It is the best way but not very nice.
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Get a restraining order and move the f*ck away.