If someone says that I'm a couple of beers short of a six-pack, does that mean they think I'm an alcoholic?
922871
I think it means you better go back to the 7/11 and get pick up a couple more beers.
1001826
I am happy you feel great about yourself!!!  I am proud of you!  You have done awesome!!!   The whole family is proud of you, so ditch the one who's bringing you down and come home!!!  We'll make you feel special!  I promise!\n\nOh yeah, and all these people who are telling you to lay off the beer should realize that you never drink, and that you deserve a treat.  You won't gain the weight back by drinking once!  Treat yourself! and enjoy!
735702
It means somebody who is a lightweight.  They drink two beers and they are under the table. They might as well be under there servicing their buddy.
13303
You can never know with an Alcholic.  He may mean them and he may not.  BUT 9 times out of 10 he does not mean it.  It's the Alchol taking over for him.  You may want to try and get him some help.  Even it if it does mean he will really hate you.  Cause Alcholic's can end up being abusive and I would hate to see you get hurt.  Get him help now! \nGood Luck, and Be Safe
1068272
Nope. Your a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
406741
Funny, that's how I drink and most of the men I meet don't have a problem with it.  If you're comfortable with who you are and what you're doing, guys will notice that and the good ones won't care that you drink.  Just that you don't hurt yourself.  Good luck!
192892
at least six.  but it depends on the type of beer.
78799
Why you never question a drunk-- \n\n\nA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: \nA half-gallon of 2% milk, \nA carton of eggs, \nA quart of orange juice, \nA head of romaine lettuce, \nA 2 lb. can of coffee, \nAnd a 1 lb. package of bacon. \nAs she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a \ndrunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of \nthe cashier. \nWhile the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, \n"You must be single." \nThe woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued \nby the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at \nher six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her \nselections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. \nCuriosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, \nyou're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" \nThe drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly
912040
Alright the total you have to drink before you get behind in cold beer is a 12 pk. IF you don't drink a 12 pk. a day the left over beers keep rolling over to the next day which consequently means for every beer that is rolled over to the next day you have to drink an extra beer to get caught up and for punishment for getting behind in cold beer.My advice is to either stick to no less than a 22oz. beer or just drink an eighteen pk a day.
474145
i think somebody put something in my drink
765741
not sure, i have a keg !!
1070399
Honestly - yes but I was drunk at the time - does that still count?
237903
Just 3 beers will NOT turn you into and alcoholic dear, but they just might present you with a slight increase in your waist's girth ! \nWhy don't you switch over to some red wine, instead ? Gives a nice, warm feeling, and is waist-friendly too !\nCheers !
271110
drink loads of 6 packs of beer
335960
The police will probably give you a "breathalizer" test to check if you have alcohol in your system. As you contend, you didn't actually drink, but was just holding an open beer can. You'll probably be ticketed and be asked to appear with your guardian before a Judge. This may just be a misdemeanor since you didn't actually drink but were just playing a prank.
1000266
A buddy always said drink 2 tall glasses of water when you go to bed, the time I tried that I pissed myself DOH! We used to play hi and low, deck of cards, person drawing says hi or low drinks, then whoever is higher than their draw has to drink a shot or 1/3 of a beer.
421739
I am NOT an alcoholic! N I donever slur mywerds. You should know all the facts about what someone knowswhen there sayin whatever...uh, that is what they are sayin.