Need Some Kids Jokes To Be Answered...?
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the first one is the baaber
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Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
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some of you lot answering are either sooooo thick or so sad, just give a thought before putting crappy answers this was from a 8 year old \nits clean, articulate, a great play on word from someone so young\nand its funny too,\nat the end of the day its a joke i you dont get it read it again if you dont have anything positve to write then dont bother to write,\nUPTHERE i've read some of your other jokes and your a funny guy give your nephew a big treat he made some of us laugh
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It wasn't really the question that was funny although it was an excellent question, it was the answers that were hilarious. It is in the  toddlers and preschoolers(pregnancy and parenting) section of Yahoo answers. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Check it out.\n\nSorry, the question was;What are some embarrasing things that your kids has ever done out in public or to you.
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
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Here is just something funny.\nIt will probably be even more amusing to you if you have kids. \nI was packing for my business trip and my three-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said," Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached our and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed our of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said,"What's wrong, honey?"\nShe replied,"What happened to my booger?"\n\nIt is not exactly a joke or a riddle , but it is something I found humorous. Hope you do too.
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.\n\nThe florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is--it's some flowers!"\n\n"That's right!" Shouted the little boy.\n\nThen the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.\n\nShe held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is--it's a box of candy!"\n\n"That's right!" Shouted the little girl.\n\nThe next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" She asked.\n\n"No," the boy answered.\n\nThe teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" She asked.\n\n"No," the boy answered.\n\nFinally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"\n\nThe boy replied, "A puppy!"
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this question is not funny at all. maybe you ask him to teach you to tell good joke. if you want to make people laugh you shd try to make it funny. i see all your questns have no meaning except the 2 silly indian boys who are as stupid as you.
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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Those are wonderful, I have a little party coming up with a few girlfriends and their men. These jokes will be great to tell to them. These are the perfect ones, they're short and totally sweet!!  Thanks I hope you don't mind me stealing them.
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Jokes for atheists?... maybe we can have some laugh atleast with jesus ****
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Two penguins are sitting on an iceberg\nOne says to the other one "pass the salt"\nThe other one says "what do I look like, a bottle of ketchup?"\nMy 6 year old told me this and laughed hysterically... I just do not get it
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Just laugh.\n\n1\n\nThree kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f*ckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f*ckin’ French toast."\n\n2\n\nMy grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)\n\n3\n\n\nLast night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" (Steven Wright)\n\n4\n\n\nSaul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-f*cking-believable!"\n\n5\n\nA guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."\n\n6\n\nI was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now." (Rodney Dangerfield)\n\n7\n\nA Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!" (Myron Cohen)\n\n8\n\nTwo guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.\n\n9\n\nI went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it." (Garry Shandling)\n\n10\n\nA car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living." (Henny Youngman)\n\n11\n\nJesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps
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Hi!\n\nThat's a gud un!!\n\nI'm gonna tell the kids that one in the morning - they'll love it!!\n\nThanks for the giggle!!
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i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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hmm i haven't been on here for a long time but you may wanna try jokes.com?\nor www.bored.com