Is it right to toss poop at someone's face in self-defense?
927895
Depends on the poop and what is attacking you. If it's a dog, they like poop for example. Please be more specific :)
1073056
No. \n\nCleaning my apartment  would be good.\nHaving someone else clean my apartment would be better.\n\nNeither is right -- neither is wrong. \n\nThe same principle can be applied to moral situations.
1028637
Is it wrong to do a smaller bad-thing, when others are doing what in your mind is the worst bad-thing?\n\nDo you want an answer that says it is less wrong to poke holes in your body to make yourself feel beatiful and to verbally abuse people, than to take anothers life?\n\nAre you trying to draw lines between far-away things in order to blur your perception of reality?
1051691
This is funny.  From an etiquette point of view, they should be free to use your bathroom.  However, I have a friend of mine who gets his jollies off of clogging my toilet from his stool.  So, for him, under NO circumstances can he use my toilet.  I know it is poor etiquette, but I can't afford a plumber every time he stuffs up my toilet with his crap.
601193
These friends can be charged with verbally threatening to do bodily harm to another person......this is still a felony charge.........Report it to the police...take all threats seriously....
1181544
Absolutely. I believe we should sweep under our own back porches before sweeping under someone else's. \n\nThe old "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you" thing works here. I don't like to be judged and I don't judge others.
563955
Assume you mean "punch someone", I would recommend finding your nearest dojo, explaining to the sensei you want to know the best way to punch someone in the face, and absolutely insist he or she to demonstrate the best way by punching you in the face until you can stop them, if for no other reason than to demonstrate to you in crystal clear fashion why you should not attack someone who may not be able to adequately defend themselves physically.\n\nBeyond that, if he or she is willing to teach you (and if they aren't willing to simply teach you how to punch someone, you should definitely beg them to teach you about the martial arts since there's nothing about them which isn't extremely useful to know), I recommend saying "thank you, sensei", and following his or her instructions TO THE LETTER.  Not only will a proper sensei teach you how to completely wipe the floor with someone and use their face as a mop to clean up their own blood, but by the end of it, he or she will teach you a much deeper understanding of how and why you should use your talents, and you may re-evaluate your desire.\n\nIf all that fails, your best bet is to tightly curl your hand into a fist, keep your thumb tucked underneath your knuckles, and then punch the wall right by the person you want to punch, show him your bloody knuckles without flinching or seeming to care about the pain, and explain it was your sheer generosity which made you shed your own blood before theirs, and ask if they are willing to address the issue making you angry before you choose to take out your aggression on them, since you're obviously not afraid of the pain and blood you would shed in your efforts to hurt them in a fight for revenge (which, believe it or not, usually scares the Hell out of most people).
747361
If a person is charged with assault with indent to commit great bodily harm it depends on the circumstances under which the assault took place as to whether it's a first, second or third degree felony. If the attacking person was doing so to protect himself or someone with him the chances of it being made a misdemeanor are very good, or even having the case dismissed as self defense, if not, he's looking at a felony. I truly hope all goes well for your BIL.
1125014
Hee, hee... Hope you're still laughing when they haul your vandalising ass off! Of course it is still considered vandalism... you are breaking/damaging property that isn't yours. \n\nOnce again, this falls into the category "If you have to ask...."
1122604
Record an incident on video. Not sure what the laws are in your area but verbal abuse qualifies as assault here. Have the pissant thrown in jail.
790326
Yes you can press charges for harassment 2nd. Being slapped across the face is not assault, unless she slapped you across the face with her closed fist (punched) or a blunt object that caused you physical damage, other then minor bruising.\n\nYou can press charges for that, but it is a lesser crime then destruction of property. If you do press charges and then change your mind later, the charges may or may not be dropped. This all depends on if the district attorney feels there is a case. You also can not force her to drop her charges against you. You can request that she does so, and agree to go to civil court, but again the district attorney still may not drop the charges against you. \n\nI believe you should be speaking to a lawyer more about this. If you can not afford one, you will be assigned a public defender.
1056972
The crapping thing is a little too harsh.  Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth.  If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice.  I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.
945676
In self-defense, I would kick the HELL out of his testicles.\nThat would let him know not to mess with me.\n\nGuys already know not to mess with me. ;)
150886
Certainly - there is no other choice.\n\nI would not stoop to their level and reciprocate with a similar act or with violence, but I would not condone such behavior or let the offender think that such behavior is consequence-free. \n\nI would contact the police and if it were an arrestable offence, I would pursue legal action to the fullest extent.
83867
To pick up any sort of confrontation that leads to fowl language or physical engagement is wrong. \n\nFurthermore, one wrong does not justify another.\n\nYou should report it to the proper authorities and let it be witnessed that you never said or did anything wrong to warrant such a behaviour.\n\nThe problem with these people is that the bring you down to their level first and then they beat you with experience.\n\nTo satisfy your ego, try catching up with him after work on neutral grounds. Let him give you an excuse and then let him have it.\n\nIn the academy we use to call it 'blanket parade' through a blanket on the person take him down and let him have it. In your case you have to let him see who is doing it so that he knows why it is happening. Let it be a fist fight only, and then report to the cops before he does it -in case he decides to press charges.\n\nWork place never mess around with, try settle it outside.\n\nIf you have some sort of superiority in the work place over him, use it intelligently to hurt him where it matters most.
157346
depends on the situation - either fight like hell or just let him get it over with (some times fighting can get you killed) \npay close attention to what he looks like (and if you can - save some semen - if he uses a condom make note of where he tossed it)\nif however he tryes to take you to a different location (eg. puts you in a truck) you can be certain he will kill you so you should fight like hell.\nMost importantly - call the cops after.
1011773
It is very seldom enforced, but it is called "Verbal Assault" and it can be prosecuted. It normally gets dropped for sake of other charges that are bigger. The best thing to do when someone is being verbally belligerent towards you is nothing. Give them no response at all and don't do anything for them. If they ask why, tell them. Sooner or later they get the hint or go somewhere else.