James Bond Fertility Question?
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He still has balls. He was hit on the balls, but the other guy was shot before he was able to chop them off.
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My husband and I tried for about nine months, and now we're expecting in early September.  I think it was the pressure of trying that kept us from attaining our goal for so long.  As soon as I stopped worrying about it, it happened.  I will tell you some of the things I read about on the internet before we got lucky.  Several sites on infertility suggested missionary position, with hips elevated (like on a pillow or something), and not moving for about 30 minutes or longer afterwards.  There were suggestions that taking a teaspoon of robitussin (or any other cough medicine containing "guaifinessin") would produce favorable "cervical mucus."  Also, counting the days after your period so that timing the intercourse with the most fertile time of your cycle makes sense.  We almost bought a fertility predictor, but then I read that the predictor kits can only predict whether or not you have ovulated.  This can be helpful if you have irregular periods, so that you can plan for the following month's tries.  Also, take lots of folic acid (I bought a big bottle at the dollar store, the pills are very small).  Folic acid helps the fetus develop its spinal cord and brain, but it has to be in your body early on in embryonic development in order to do the best job.  A good prenatal or women's vitamin wouldn't hurt, even if you don't get pregnant right away!\n\nHonestly though, each time I've gotten pregnant (This is our third pregnancy, and hopefully second living child, our second was stillborn), I have had to completely give up hope of conception before getting pregnant, which leads me to believe that sometimes, if you don't have any physical problems, infirtility can be alleviated by letting go of the "I need a baby" worries.\n\nBelieve me, the worries really begin then!!  :)  But it's worth it--- like a million times over.  Good Luck, and hey!  don't forget that the funnest part of making a baby is making the baby!!!!
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hopfully, the sperm banks are still in one peace and also one of the guys can preform a uturine transplant operation on the other guys. we would need a much larger gene pool to work from. i would be happy to assist in the operating room and hold heads as they puke in the first trimester. we women have plenty of eggs to go around for them.
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James Bond is not a complicated role.  It does not take acting ablitiy...just decent looks and a playboy attitude.\n\nRalph's talents would be wasted!
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I totally agree.  I'm not a live and die Bond freak, but, I'm a fan.  Craig doesn't look like a Bond.......James Bond.  What were they thinking.  Bond is supposed to be suave and handsome.  This guy's not even close.
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I'm glad you posted this question because I'm a lesbian and no matter how much we keep practicing, my girlfriend and I haven't been able to make a baby yet!  thank god for Yahoo Answers.  Can you get sperm here?
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Sept. 27, 2005 --  A baby born outside of her mother's uterus is raising questions about whether or not men can conceive.\n\nToday Emylea Tharby is a healthy 4-month-old, but there is only a one in 10 million chance that she is even alive. \n\n"When we did the MRI, we put two and two together," said Dr. Renato Natale. "We couldn't see a uterus around the baby."\n\nEmylea developed outside of the womb when a fertilized egg fell into her mother's abdominal cavity. The placenta that feeds the baby was planted outside of the uterus. \n\nThe baby was delivered during emergency surgery with minor disabilities.\n\n"She's the most beautiful child I could ever dream of having," said Emylea's mother, Lia Tharby. \n\nThe successful pregnancy without a womb raises questions as to whether a man could one day become pregnant.\n\n"Good Morning America" medical contributor, Dr. David Katz, weighed in on the debate. He said men would need the female hormones necessary to sustain a pregnancy.\n\n"Could it be done? Yes," Katz said. "But there would be unpleasant side effects for a guy. I wouldn't rush off to try that."
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) This was Australian actor, George Lazenby's  only role as James Bond, after he took over from Sean Connery (replaced by Roger Moore). He gets married to Diana Rigg, before she gets bumped off.
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possible, but more unlikely.   Go see a fertility doctor.
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I can only find reference to female fertility, nothing for males.  \nI would be highly suspicious of this chiropracter, he could just be doing the scare tactics to get your hubby to take treatment.  I would want a qualified medical opinion.  Get your hubby to do that before he spends money on treatment.  There are a lot of questionable "chiropracters" around, with very dodgy qualifications!
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Male sperm and Female ovum in suitable conditions!!!
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YA HE'LL shoot semen but it'll lack sperm. as sperm only make 1-2% of the juice thus almost no change in the amount of the juice.just you wont get anyone pregnant.
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I am 5 months pregnant.. My wife and I chose a childhood friend that we knew would respect our wishes.. Plus how many men (being honest now) would turn down a chance to have 2 women for a week with all for his needs cartered to.. NOT MANY!! I know three other couples at this time that are either pregnent or trying to conceive.
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Well, I have this friend that had 4 kids and lost custody cause she was a crack head & also had 50lbs too much crack, anyway she might be a good choice and she would split and leave u the kid. I would have to say there would be no gaurantee on what the babies health would be though. But thats the chance you take , along with the mixture of your DNA ! She is a nice Religious girl , just a little ate up and out there ( Somewhere, Just don't know where). Oh by the way , watch those blond jokes u leave ladies cause u look like a natural platinum blond now !
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Find out when your ovulating,and have intercourse 3-4 time's a week,anything less and you could be missing the day your most fertile,anything more and it weakens the sperm. dont smoke,drink alcohol(either of you),no tight pants,or underwear,and that goes for both of you as well,are you healthy,do you both eat right? There could be a number of things,but if after a year of trying with no success,then you both need to go in,and they will check him first because it's simpler and less costly,if he is fine,then you will go through test's as well,and if both test's come back fine,they will then send you to a fertility specialist,and the first thing they will do is have you find out when you ovulate for sure and have you go by that for a while and if that doesn't work,you will then be on fertility drug's,and the drugs will be raised in dose as time goes by,but beware,the higher the dose,the more multiples you could have. I've been through every step of this,and after two year's,gave up and stopped the drugs,and a year later,we were pregnant! Hope this helped a little :)
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you are nuts, right? I keep saying that to people that calim impossible things,\nHow the f.u.c.k. the sperm will remain for so long is ur wife a retard of sth?!?!?
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Yes, pregnancy can happen. Sperm can live, mmmm, I forget, but I want to say 24-48 hr.\n\nI stand corrected, can't live out in the air, I guess, but I do know they sure can swim!