I once had  a poodle called noodle.......?
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I once had a bison called Tyson,\nWho would continually clean with a dyson.\nThen his arm got so sore,\nHe couldn,t do it no more.\nSo i told him to go put some ice on.
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When I was dating this guy in high school I was over at his house for one of the first few times and I had my dog with me.  We were outside talking, and his dad was sitting on the retaining wall.  Well, my dog was off playing with theirs and then he came over next to my bf's dad, and I didn't think anything of it.  Well next thing I know he's hiked his leg and is whizzing away on the man's back.  I was so embarassed, my dog had just peed all over my new bf's dad.  Luckily he was a great sport and just found it hillarious, and from then on out my dog was never off a leash over there.
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lassie\n\nand lassie was a female pooch
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I do "Poothead" is my name
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my name would be Charlie because a friend of mines dogs name is Charlie and he is so adorible
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he used to have A gerbil
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LoL when I first seen my girls I called it Wicket (the ewok for Star Wars) cause it was a hairy little sucker lol
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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I got a dog at 5 yrs. old and changed her name from lucy to lacy. I think as long as you keep the close to the original name the dog will do fine. As far as old the old owner, the lady who had this dog was suppose to visit Lacy too and it's been almost 2 yrs. and hasn't yet so, maybe this lady won't either.Good luck with you new pet.
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I have a dog named Mollie. There is a fish called a black Mollie.
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It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
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Long ago I had ten puppies.\nLong ago I had ten puppies.\nOne of them would always whine.\nAfter that I just had nine.\n\nThen I only had nine puppies.\nOne ran off with her new mate...eight...\nThen at last I had no puppies.\nBut they all came back again!\nAfter that I just had ten.\nTHE END!!!\n\nJim Rule
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my ex knocked me about for four years, i made him a dog poo and peanut butter sandwich out of revenge of having two black eyes. he asked for it!!!!!!!!!
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my dad use to make me clean up the dog shiite in the yard before he mowed.  had a scoop and a brown bag, tons of fun
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I was at a party; the host of this party had a large dog with very pronounced male genitalia.\n\nWe were standing around. . a bunch of middle-aged suburban couples with drinks in their hands, (no it was not a very good party) when the dog, presumably to liven things up started to masturbate with its tongue. There was a silence broken only by the frenzied lapping of the dog.\n\nI said, 'I have heard of dogs looking like their owners but this is ridiculous'\n\nIt did not go down (the remark I mean - the dog continued happily to consummation) well at all.
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Personal favorite... Fuzzybumpers. First time I heard it, I thought it was a last name.
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yes it has; I had a beautiful collie, shepherd, husky mix, who I loved dearly. I miss her so much. It's been awhile since she died, and I have another dog. I still sometimes feel the presence of Raven, so I believe totally that she is with God, waiting to see me someday, where we'll be re-united. God wouldn't let us love our precious pets, and not ever see them again! I think Raven visits me, too....