Regarding "Gunsmoke"....can you write an interesting paragraph or 2 that includes these phrases?
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Festus lumbered up to Doc and said, "Doc! Come quick! He beat Matthew up somethin' awful!\n Doc replied, "Now, Festus, don't you be lyin' to me. I'll get on you like ugly on an ape."\n Festus snorted, "Doc, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'! Some feller named Liberace tried to get too close to Miss Kitty. Somethin' about askin' about make-up tips or some nonsense. Matthew took it the wrong way, and said, "Mister, I don't know when you rolled into town, but you better watch yourself."\n That Liberace feller told him, "It was about the same time that Mama's old sow had that record litter of pigs, that's when I got here!" And then he commenced to whoopin' up on ol' Matt. He left ol' Matthew a layin' on the floor of the Long Branch, I tell ya! The last thing I heard before I came lookin' fer you was Miss Kitty sayin', "Matt, do you know how I worry about you?"\n Doc said, "come on, Festus, let's go give it a look." They went to the Long Branch, and sure enough, there laid ol' Matthew out on the floor with 2 black eyes. Doc cried, "Matt, you shoulda known better than to tangle with that varmint! Well...fiddle...don't you see?"\n Matt replied, "No, Doc, actually, I CAN'T see. Both my eyes are swelled shut!"
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"Who's trying to kill you, Mr. Donut-head Man?" "I don't know, but he better not." (Garth)\n\n"Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?" (Garth)\n\n"I like to play..." (Garth)\n\nI'm sure you get it...\n\nOh, oh, and "Have you seen this boy?"\n\nI like the film...sorry!!
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"
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One set of quotation marks would suffice. You just have to state your source as well as where the author quoted from.
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COOL! i totally forgot! which is weird considering i memorized the line "Remember, remember the 5th of november, the gunpowder treason and plot. i see no reaon that the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot!" that was easy, but i wish i could memorize his "V" speech in the beginning. dude, that was cool.
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1. I have a prescription for my vitamins.\n2. When you transport a prisoner, he may be difficult to pacify.\n3. I tried to read a scribble in my notebook, but I couldn't understand it; it looked like complete nonsense.\n4. During the antebellum, the rebel forces were increasingly hostile.\n5.  I can still remember when the portable cd player was a novelty.\n\nLike that?\nI don't know if no. 4 is a very good sentence, I'm afraid I don't really know much about the American Civil war.
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How about:\n\nOnce upon a time there was this kid that gor run over by a train.\nTrain tracks are parallel lines.\n\nNow do i get 5 points?(u said short story and this is definatley short.)
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Kill for gain or shoot to maim\nBut we don't need a reason\nThe Golden Goose is on the loose\nAnd never out of season\nSome blackened pride still burns inside\nThis shell of bloody treason\nHere's my gun for a barrel of fun\nFor the love of living death.\n\nCHORUS\nThe killer's breed or the demon's seed,\nThe glamour, the fortune, the pain,\nGo to war again, blood is freedom's stain,\nBut don't you pray for my soul anymore.\n2 minutes to midnight\nThe hands that threaten doom.\n2 minutes to midnight\nTo kill the unborn in the womb.\nThe blind men shout let the creatures out\nWe'll show the unbelievers\nThe napalm screams of human flames\nOf a prime time Belsen feast...YEAH!\nAs the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy,\nWe oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies.\n\nCHORUS\n\nThe body bags and little rags of children torn in two\nAnd the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you.\nAs the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song,\nTo the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.\n\nCHORUS\n\nMidnight...all night...
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Hm... there's a tie...\n"I don't know."\n"Hell if I know."-- okay, that's 4 words... ha ha...\nAnd of course:\n"Holy freaking crap!"\nI say them too much...\nOh, and can't forget, "No sh*it, Sherlock." Ha ha... I love saying that!! Pardon my language, if you will, Sheriff. :-)
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**If I could just say a few words, I’d be a better public speaker.\n\n**Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?\n\n**Homer no function beer well without.\n\n**...That’s how I was raised and I turned out TV.\n\n**If he’s so smart, then why’s he dead?\n\n**It’s because their stupid; that’s why.  That’s why everybody does everything.\n\n**It’s not that hard to be a film cricket.
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a. Dick finally decided which boat to buy.\n    Dick made his decision while on the boat.\n\nb.  We were shocked that they appointed the professor.\n      The results of the professor's appointment with his\n      doctor were shocking.\n\nc. The design has big squares and various sizes of circles.\n    The design has big squares and big circles.\n\nd.The sheep dog has too much hair around his mouth so \n    he  cannot eat his food.\n    The sheepdog is too hairy for us to eat him.\n\ne. Could this be the hair tonic that the invisible man uses?\n     Could this be the man's hair tonic which is invisible?\n\nf.  The governor is a street fighter who fights dirty (uses unfair tactics)\n     The governor is a street fighter who is not very clean.\n\ng.  I really cannot give him a good recommendation.\n      I have more good things to say about him than I have time\n      to say them.\nh  Terry loves his wife and I love my wife.\n     Terry loves his wife and I love her too.\n\ni.  Yesterday, they  told me she would go soon.\n     They said yesterday was the day she was supposed to leave.\n\nj.  There is a section available where no smoking is allowed , \n     apart from the smoking section.\n    There is no section available where smoking is allowed.\n\nHope this helps you out.  Please study these so you will understand what is meant by ambiguity.\nEnjoy your Sunday!
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lol ... y'all stole my favs! uhm....\n\n"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."\n\n"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."\n\n\n"I wrote a letter to my dad- I wrote, I really enjoy being here. But I accidently wrote rarely, instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I crossed it out and wrote I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator. This letter took a harsh turn right away."\n\n"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."  \n \n "I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want 2000 of something."  \n\n"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."  \n\n"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music" As though there's another way you can take it in. Your not special. That's how I recieve it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work."\n\n"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera."  \n\nI think thats enough - those are the ones that make me laugh :)
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This is gonna be kiddish and cheesy, but it made me laugh.  And it works better spoken:\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes?\n\nNo eyed deer  (No idea-r)\n\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?\n\nStill no idea-r\n\nWhaddya call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no d*ck?\n\nStill no f*cking idea-r
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"How we won freedom through military force and defeating the enemy."  Let Uncle Chainsaw write the intro.  \n\nYou are right on.
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alone, on the web,\ndrops of sensitivity\nembrace an eyelash\n\nor\n\nFaceless, just numbered.\nLone pixel in the bitmap-\nI, anonymous.\n\nMy sign is very big...\nPeople in the back can't see...\nSoon... They will kill me\n\nMy friend and I will\nGo to a place called Eastwood\nAnd we will have fun\n\nJust watching T.V.\nLooking for a better show...\nFound one and stayed there....\ni modify if i think more...
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<b>Antenna snaps off\nCyclone kills television\nInteraction thrives </b>\n\nGood question!   old fashion html Haiku make it stronger!
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I am giving it a 9 out of ten. Although it is an old one for me but you expressed nicely [but long].\n\n\nI have one for you:\n\nThree men are sentenced to death. Good news is, they can choose the way of death among 'electric chair', 'rope-hunging' or 'sword'.\n\nFirst man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair."\nThen he was tied to the chair and SWITCHED ON! But there was some problem in the electic line. He survived and was released because the punishment is over.\n\nThe clever second man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair." \nSame thing happened and he was released.\n\nThird man says, "I am afraid of sword. Here you have an out_of_order electric chair. So you have to hang me."\n\n\n---x---\n\nlol...\n\n<LEEEN