Fellow Republicans; Want to join me in a fun round of Water boarding?
930162
Sir with all due respect, why not take them on a hunting trip instead?
549207
use a tampon and let the crabs bungee jump!
868117
Are you serious?  Hey SMokey, play Rivers!!!
675063
Sounds like fun - why not let me join the 2 of you.
724239
Just look at the headlines today. Makes me laugh so hard I might pee my pants. Almost every person mentioned has a tie to the republicans and they are either having gay sex and taking drugs or stealing from the country.
1165124
Soon I hope....this man is a menace...a joke to the republican Party...stop him now!
965367
depends on which republican
984867
Drop em like we dropped Republicans.\nBest advice.  Stick with the people that make you happy.
670253
Great idea. Lets do it!
451377
I like the after-sex pee when you don't know which direction it's gonna go. I'd like to set up a betting system. By the way, I like your sense of humor.
1003932
Ever heard of the Republican Party?
825541
Water boarding wouldn't work.  You'd need to pull the fish out of the water and make it think it was dying that way.  Then they'd talk.  We have no choice but to use that technique, because some fish somewhere knows the details of a plot to explode a nuclear weapon on US soil.
846792
that would be fun...let's do it...
752831
How about a paddle match :)? I would enjoy watching that one. That way everybody wins!
213303
havin fun w/ my frendz!!!!!!!\npeace out:)
505596
Why? Which one are you planning to make fun of?\n\nIn that case, I'm a Republican.
616372
Yes, we should follow the Republican lead and solve all of our international crisis through careful observation of cartoons.  You are very astute, you should run for the Senate.