My friend's coworker said, in passing, that cheese was a "vegetable." ??
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There is no fact based reason she should be concluding cheese is a vegetable but she isn't the only one.  Check out the link below for a petition to officially recognize cheese as a vegetable.  Seems kooky, then again if you were telling everyone 10 yrs ago that Pluto was not a planet you would have seemed kooky too.
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That's so funny that someone else has asked themselves this. I just had this discussion not two days ago with a contemporary. That cheese that some of us remember from our child hood, is only available if you are an enrolled member of an Native American tribe, and you have to live on federal land. That cheese defies description, but still has everyone that used to eat it wondering what happened to it. It is no longer available for the common poor.
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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it said, "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."\n\n So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign that read: "Now there are two".\n\n An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."\n "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".\n\n A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life.\n\n "Its pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning."\n\n There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"\n "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"\n "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes."\n Then he fined the farmer.\n\n Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?"\n "Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat."\n And he fined the farmer.\n\n Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."\n\n Two cows were talking in the field one day.\n\n First Cow: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"\n\n Second Cow: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"\n\n On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.\n\n "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?"\n\n "Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"\n\n A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"\n\n The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."\n\n But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.\n\n The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
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Maybe your boss is eating too much "smegma"!!\nWhatever that is.\nLOL
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That quote sounds like an AFL-CIO or UAW speech opposing robotization in the plants but I am unfamiliar with the source. You might query People's Tribune (Online Edition) -  Email: pt@noc.org. They might be able to pin it down for you. I hopoe this is helpful to you.
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Alright dumb dumbs, quit saying "moon" cuz that's not what we're going for here. You're like my 6 year old neighbor boy who wears girls' pull-ups.  Let's grow up a bit and learn to use the potty.  I think it should be named after someone highly influential to the study of our galaxy, no, not "Dubya".  What about Gali? short for Galileo (der)  Or we could go the pretty route with Lumina? Or whimsical........name a favorite cheese and top it with something sweet: manchego butterscotch.  That's my pick right there.  It's so logical: Manchego Butterscotch.
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no they said giblets and gravy..........:)
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a cheese sammich right?
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lmao @ scarletlolly that was hilarious! *rolls on the floor laughing so hard*...but i agree LOL....And to answer the question NO, i dont want a hamburger or a hamberger, I want a ranch blt from mcdonalds, without dressing on the wheat bun - grilled, not cripsy.....:d
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I promised myself that I would not eat cheese after the "cheese feast" in 2nd block today... I just had some cheese... now I feel like barfing! Arg! Oh, and procrastinating too... :-)
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HA - thats a good one.\n\nAnd who thought to tug on a cows breast and drink the stuff that came out.\n\np.s Mozzerella is a cheese that is actually made from the produce of a male bull - ever wonder about that?
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Do you by any chance mean "Who Moved My Cheese?"\n\nIf so, check out the link below.  The book is basically an analogy for various human reactions to change and the effect of those reactions.
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Thought they were vegetarians.  You might want to contact the SPCA if they sqashed the cow.  OK, bad pun, but really, who cares?
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Certainly not the craziest,but I went to Burger King today to order some food for myself and some friends.Two items were hamburgers.The girl at the checkout said "let me check and see if we have any meat".I was like what the ****.She came back and told me they in fact had no meat for burgers,but she could make me some chicken.True story,happened on County Line rd in Jackson NJ.\nI have some other things I could tell you but they're much too sexually explicit to detail on this site.
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don't feel to o bad. my wife asked me a question about "tossing the salad" at diner one night. i was almost too embarrassed to tell her. most the other people are right though so i will save you the humility of having to read it again. God bless your innocents.
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veggieburgers, they have lots of stuff in them, but I didnt really think this through, thats just what popped into my head
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"Hello Newman "said Jerry, Jerry Dingleberry. "What brings you to this side of town". \n"Well, Jerry "he replied "the yogurt verdict is in...FAT .I was here to test theory but I couldn't find the stuff. I knew it must be around here somewhere. I thought the aroma of strawberry would send me in the right direction.  I'd thought, what am I...hard of smelling? "\n"You don't say, " said Jerry, "tell me more".\n"Well I was seraching high and low, you know really trying to sniff it out. Then out of nowhere here comes Elaine, jumping on my back and yelling "mmmm giddyup, giddyup. It seems it was all a joke. There never was any yogurt and this was the most public yet of my humiliations. "\n"Well, you know what they say" replied Jerry "no good deed goes unpunished"