Has any body heard any jokes about radioactive sushi yet?
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Japanese man walked into a sushi restaurant and said he couldn't eat in but could he have his order to glow.\n\nYes, not too good but it is on the spur of the moment JJ.
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Agrees that Gerbabooee is a peanut.  Everybody in Torquay in Victoria, Aust. is still jumping up and down.  I even spilt my saki.  I love the Japanese - a little bit of pressure and they fold like cheap alumininium lawn chairs.
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Not many,it was getting monotonous.The worst one has been,what is your favourite dinner?what is your favourite food?If you were going to die what would be your last meal?If you were going on a desert island what would be your last meal?If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life,one meal,what would it be?  AAAAAArrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!! Change the subject,I can't take any more and I am losing the will to live.No wonder I am in tears!!
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Mayonnaise\n\nMost people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.\nIn fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,\nwhich was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.\n \nThis would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.\nBut as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.\nThe ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.\n \nThe people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.\nTheir anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.\n \nThe National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.\n \n\nHigh Tech Bodies \n  \nThree women, one Greman, one Japanese, and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. \nSuddenly there was a beeping sound. \n  \nThe Greman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. \n  \nThe others looked at her questioningly. \n\n"That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."\n\nA few minutes later, a phone rang. \n  \nThe Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly. \nWhen she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."\n\nThe Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tect. \nNot to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. \nShe stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. \nShe returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. \n  \nThe others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.\n\nThe Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."\n\n  \n\n\n\n\nWHAT!!!!     You expected something educational from me!
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No.. but they do have tofu, that would be a kissing cousin of cheese (if there ever was one!) according to me.
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O.K., So this guy is goin' down on this chick in a whorehouse. While he's eatin' her, he gets a piece of carrot in his mouth. He's thinkin', "This is strange", but keeps eatin' her muff anyway.\n\nThen, while he's eatin' away, he gets a piece of potato in his mouth. Now he's thinkin', "What Tha F*CK", but still keeps right on munchin' her fuzzy taco.\n\nSuddenly, he gets an English pea in his mouth. He stops eatin' her and says, "Hey lady, are you sick or somethin'"?\n\nShe says, "No, but the last guy that was eatin' me sure was".
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Just a little bit naughty:\nThe man went into the butchers and asked for a large rump steak ‘with tons of fat on the outside’.   ‘That’s very unhealthy’ said the butcher ‘you’ll get a heart attack’.   ‘Never’ said the man ‘I’m as fit as a fiddle, not an ounce of fat on me’.   As the butcher looked at him, the man added ‘Go on, then, guess my age’.   ’36 or 37’ answered the butcher.   ‘I’m 59’ said the man proudly.   In any event, he got the steak and left.    A few minutes later, as he stood at a bus-stop, an old lady came up.  ‘How old do you think I am’ she asked the man.   He looked at her then said ‘About seventy, I’d guess’.   ‘I’m seventy-eight’ she croaked.   ‘Wonderful, just wonderful’ answered the man, then as an afterthought ‘And how old do you think I am’ he asked.   ‘I’ll tell you’ she replied, ‘but first let me put my hand down the front of your trousers’.    As there was no one around, the man obliged.   After three or four minutes he asked ‘Come on then, tell me my age’.   ‘You’re fifty-nine’ she croaked.   ‘Very good’, the man said in astonishment ‘but how did you guess’.   ‘I was standing behind you in the butchers’ she proudly answered.
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has anybody heard of a japanese company
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At a truck stop restaurant, the only food joint for miles, I found a wooden match stick and a cigarette butt in my french fries. The ketchup had cigarette ashes lightly sprinkled on them and the waitress was smoking while she served us. I should have gotten the hint when I saw a truck driver get up and walk out right after his food was served. The hot dog didn't have any debris on it but it was shriveled up like a prune in a stale bun. Restaurants on Route 30 are dirty so watch it !
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Yuck, I'll be sure not to fry an egg on a sidewalk on a hot day in China.\n\nAlso for the time being, until I get the word, I'm not picking any chewing gum off the ground anymore to recycling it either.
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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here are some sites with a funny chinese audio prank. i also included one involving a korean. :)
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I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
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God only knows!!!\n\nIt was "Bekkamu Sama" this, and "Bekkamu Sama" that...!! \n\nWhen people found out I was English it was "Igirisu-jin desu ka??!! Aaa! You met the Bekkamu Sama??"\n\nGordon Bennett!!\n\nThere was even a chocolate Beckham!! Mind you, I wouldn't have minded EATING it, but it was left standing around for so long that it must have been stale! \n\nThank god it's that Korean actor now...\nAll over the adverts! Everything from sweets to specs!
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i havent heard of any so far.. all my friends have mentioned its a great place to visit.. good food and excellent tourist ambience everywhere... however, if u do come across anything, pls share it with me since i'm planning my summer break for there.. \n\nteek?
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Well, I liked it. LOL. I have seen this before, but jokes ARE for sharing. The human mind is an amazing thing.\n\nHave a great day!