why do guys think its fine to burp so loud it startles the date and about makes us throw up?
912666
Like school on Satuday! No class.
477512
My BF does that to me...it feels good but i get embarrassed when he does it and i totally freeze up. LOL!!!
960343
I think I know what you're talking about.  After I eat too much or something, I just have to...let some of it out.  Not because I want to control my weight, but because throwing up some of it helps make my stomach less stuffed.  Instant gratification, you know?  I don't even really have to try.  I just involuntarily gag a few times (over the toilet, if you please), and voila.  If you NEED to throw up, you're body will do it for you without much coercion.\n\nBut you really shouldn't make this a habit - as you know, it's not good for you, and it's best to investigate the reasons why your stomach is always upset.
610177
yeah....its gross\nwell my husband is worst of all\nhe make moaning noises when he eats after not eating in a while..it sickens me...is the food that much a turn on that he has to make sex sounds while eating?!..i don't even think that he is aware that he is doing this..i should video tape him!! hidden camera style..then maybe he will get the hint!!! then he'll be more conscience -when he eats- of the sounds that he makes..which should be NONE!!
399330
I have had some of the most catastrophic dinner dates ever. But I know how be so funny that I get myself out of trouble.\nSo, remember, the next time you fire a carrot from your soup our of your left nostril like it's a torpedo, it's funnier than disgusting if you make it funny and don't allow it to be disgusting.
431825
Girls (and some guys) that love to loudly pop their gum. It's so irritating!
161126
Because it's FUNNY. Go along with it even if you are embarrased. Be the good-natured person.
484463
I think they're adorable, I lay my head on my boyfriends stomach just so I can hear his stomach gargle lol. It puts me to sleep and it's kind of an us thing, he's never had a girlfriend who wanted to listen to his stomach. Anyways I'm rambling, weird that you brought that up.
1057372
When you sneeze it indicates that you don't feel well. So when people hear you sneeze they say "bless you". Farting is generally not an unhealthy function, just impolite to do it in front of other people. When you fart you should say "excuse me" and the reply should be "you are excused".\n\nBy the way, do you know why farts stink so bad?\n\nAnswer: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
118662
Nothing.  Most people find burping disgusting, so this is probably a good thing.
1138898
Men like this because the feeling is very intense....and they like to watch the girl swallow.\nIts not bad for your health to swallow(only if your bf has been tested...never swallow if you're not sure its safe)but...if you don't like to do it,then don't!He needs to accept that....
971707
sneezing and farting is more embarrassing because maybe you sneeze weird, which is already embarrassing. And you never know if you're going to spray spit or snot of food that's still in your mouth everywhere. And to fart at the same time, that just makes it more embarrassing, because chances are someone is going to hear and/or smell it, and farting in public is just embarrassing to start with. To sneeze and fart at the same time would be doubley as embarrassing as doing just one. When you're laughing and you accidentaly fart, you are already laughing, so you can laugh at yourself, so you won't be so embarrassed. And if you're laughing hard, you're face would most likely be red anyway, so you don't have to worry about blushing when you fart. Sneezing and farting at the same is definitely more embarrassing...
508157
Its when theres an air pocket and we rub it and we push that air pocket...so it makes a farting noise.\n\nIt happened to my ex a few times long time ago, but I knew it was normal so it didnt phase me.\n\nAll men know its a normal thing, so dont wig out...its a beautiful thang.
1117960
That's because we get nervous! anyways, guys have told me that they love when we laugh at anything they say... I think that happens to every girl! that's what makes us cute!
665098
because men are all alike. They don't care if they fart to each other's face. Yes, we do fart too.
145625
LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
403419
i think its tied to your emotions. I used to get hiccups every day at the same time. I dont know what that was about.