Quick quick Martha, where are you?
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I love it fidgety.Reminds me of this one!\nA farmer was sitting in a bar one afternoon,getting slowly drunk.A man came over to talk to him.\n"You look down," said the man."It's a beautiful day.How can you be miserable on a day like this?"\nThe farmer mumbled:"Some things you just can't explain."\n"Come on, tell me about it," said the man."It might help to talk to someone."\n"If you really want to know," said the farmer,"I was sitting in the barn this morning milking my cow and I'd just got the bucket full when she kicked it over with her left leg."\n"Is that all?It's not exactly the end of the world."\n"Some things you just can't explain," mumbled the farmer.\n"So what did you do?"\n"I took her left leg and tied it to a post on the left with some rope. Then I carried on milking.Just as I'd got the bucket full again, she kicked it over with her right leg."\n"I can see that would be annoying."\nThe farmer mumbled:"Some things you just can't explain."\n"So what did you do next?"\n"I tied her right leg to the post on the right and carried on milking.Just as the bucket was filling up, she knocked it over with her tail."\n"You must have been angry by now?"\n"Some things you just can't explain," mumbled the farmer.\n"What did you do?"\n"I didn't have any more rope,so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.At that moment,my pants fell down and my wife walked in.\nSome things you just can't explain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry, have not seen her.
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Ah honey, has no one answered your ad yet? Don't be mad. Where is it placed? I'll answer it.
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YES!  QUICK!!!  LOOK BEHIND YOU!
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Where's the question?
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ummm missed a vital one\n\nH20
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where's the question?
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ummmm...2 maybe 3 seconds
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Well where are you and where are you going?
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Dude!  Where's my tractor?!?!?!\n\nMy friend Amy tells this one all the time :P
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What are you doing here?\n\nYou should be have been half way to the doctors by now
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where are these women?
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This is the site where you can find anyone in the federal prison system.\n\nhttp://www.bop.gov/iloc2/LocateInmate.jsp\n\nIt even has Martha Stewart ;)
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Question from around the woeld?
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where's the question ?
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Where has your grammer gone?
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Is your sister not home?