Favorite Borat quote?
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was mine as well----->"You mean the man who put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual"\n\nor\n\n"I like to... take picture... take photograph, you know? Of women... while they make toilet"
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I have two favourites.\n\n1.  "God don't make mistakes.  That's how He got to be God."\n\n2.  "I ain't got nothin' against mankind.  It's people I can't stand."
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Poll (example: Fave movie quote?  Fave song? etc.)
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir
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Bravo Borat!!! He has spoked the truths for surely!  oly when wee abandune the auld wayz of non-lving hating ness will mankinds be freedom to all!  We muss come toward each others bodys to find light and love in hart for the cosmically sexy peace of earth.
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<b> Borat interviews\nLosers, freaks & Texans\nJust like our momma</b>\n\nGood question that you ask and you get many points! old fashion html Haiku make it stronger!
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I like these two the best:\n\n" 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't "\n " Time is the best teacher and unfortunally it kills all of it's students"\n\nLove all of them though.\n\nHere's some:\n\n " I love animals, they taste great. "\n "  EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "\n " Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. "\n " I is a college student. "\n " What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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This is my favorite.... "The reason God put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up"\n\n"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."\n\nThese are sad ones.... "Should I smile because he's my best friend, or should I cry because thats all he'll ever be."\n\n"I've finally found my prince, but I'm not his princess."
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This is not just a quote from Dazed and Confused....this is like Matthew McConaughey's,  signature phrase, kinda like Keanu Reeves "whoa".  He has said this line in multiple movies, but I do agree that the most notorious in Dazed and Confused.
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Pepe the Prawn in Muppets From Space he has all the best lines.\n\nRizzo: Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg? \nPepe: Sh! It could be full of chocolate, okay. \n\nPepe: You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
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"Stinking Fish Reality:\nWith a name this bad, its gotta be good!"\n\nSimpsons quote!
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"I've seen where you sleep and I know where you live, and I swear by all that is Holy your Mother's will cry when they see what I've done to you!"  Tommy Boy-\n--Chris Farley's g/f when the kids are throwing rocks and calling him fat while they are out on the sailboat. : )  Not  the coolest but very funny.
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"You know nothing of the crunch!"\n\n"One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!"\n\n"The wind is my only friend"\n\n"I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!"
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Eat me!  Hahaha.  That part of the movie cracks me up every single time I see it.  One of the best lines in any movie, if you ask me.
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That's a beautiful quote!
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Billy Madison\nOld Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis\nOr when he is at Veronica’s house and sees the penguin at the top of the stairs:\nOhhhh. I see whats goin on here. So soooory to interuuupt!