whay does santa use when there is no chimmey?
926942
nothing. if you don't have a chimney he assumes you don't want presents.
734841
"Does Santa have blue balls on his sleigh?"
1177121
This is to the person that told you to sit on a pole....because why teach a child about Santa so all they think about Christmas is the gifts. The reason of Christmas is of Jesus' birth not some fat guy in a suit that sneaks into your home at night. i was never told that Santa was real. We focused on the birth. My family didn't get as many presents as the other families but we had the reason in our hearts. And if the world believes in Santa then why don't they believe in God? There's no proof of "Santa" and they believe then why do they need proof of God?
420142
1.  Santa is a fictional jolly old elf therefore he laughs "ho....\n2.  ****as in doodle-doo is not a four letter word just as when you are calling a donkey by another name you call him a jack***\n3.  pencil are graded by the hardness of the lead and a number 2 pencil is softer than and number 1 pencil\nand \n4. ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS?
615237
My mom told about santa not existing. I had to figure it out for myself about god not existing.
870042
Ask Santa, maybe he has a lunatic rebel elf available.
791935
his name is Nicholas or however you like to spell it. he was considered a saint that have presents to children on december 24. Santa Claus is the mispronunciation of Sinterklaas which is the contraction of Sint Nicolaas(Saint Nicholas) in Dutch. but in spanish his name has remained as San Nicolas (Saint Nicholas) for those who dont believe in el niño jesus (baby jesus?)
1154856
Excuse me! I'm Santa Clause, and I don't appreciate you asking this type of question, and unless you want coal in your sock this coming X-mas, then consider rephrasing the question;) LOL
935549
Try downloading Easter or Christmas mailers and extract the component from the it. Cheers !
580623
Like Santa and the Easter Bunny, there is no such thing!!
953159
I don't. I don't teach my children about Santa. I tell them i am responsible for all the nice pressies. : )
942084
Coming down the chimney may be a common way for Santa to visit, but it isn't the only way.\n\nMany people have no chimneys or else very narrow chimneys (particularly in newer houses).  As people who lived in thatched huts or igloos will tell you, Santa doesn't always need a chimney that leads to a fireplace.\n\nI've been told Santa actually sneaks in through front doors or even, occasionally, windows.  I don't happen to know if people need to leave a key hidden somewhere or if Santa just has a magic Santa key.
692877
Superman? Santa Claus? Leprechauns?\n\nAfter all, when a non-existent fantasy creature does anything it probably involves other non-existent fantasy creatures. Don't you think?\n\n_______________\nBTW, WHITNEY W: Have you been reading "Gödel, Escher, Bach"?
928155
It's not a big deal - believe what you want and remind them that if they are mean to you their Santa will only give them coal. Hey it's their belief and you should at least have something to say when they get annoying about it. BTW-Santa was based on an actual saint and the values he was modeled on of generosity, kindness, caring for children and good will are still valuable even if his character is a bit out dated.
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Santa Claus is a myth based in truth taught to children when they grow up.\n\nIt began as Nicholas Klause hundreds of years ago. Saint Nick (as he came to be known) used to make toys for children and give them out to good little girls and boys on Christmas Day. Bad little girls and boys got nothing but a lump of coal.\n\nSanta Claus is a change in name.\n\nNicholas Klause is long dead but the spirit of what he did lives on. And so his story continues to be taught.\n\nThough, in it's modern incarnation, the parents are actually the people that give out the toys and Santa Claus' name. Most children are told the truth about Santa by the time they're 10 years old.\n\nThe legend is useful for parents to keep control of their little kids behavior (after all, who wants to not get any presents on Christmas Day?) and to allow children to retain their innocence for a while and enjoy the thought that magic actually exists.\n\n:)
809874
Santa's little helpers the reason for the theme "giving is better than receiving"
397214
Who told you Santa is not real. He gets millions of letters addressed to him every year at the post office. None of them are returned to sender. He must be real.