What is the proper way to cut my balls off so I dont have hair there?
916007
Well, to be honest, cutting off your balls to eliminate the hair down there is not really a good idea. It might even be somewhat painful and will definitely be embarassing in the locker room.\n\nIn olden times, it was common for boys choirs to select boys with excellent high voices and remove their testicles to prevent them their vvoice from changing. However it had to be done before puberty. Similarly, since the hormones that control hair growth originate in the testicles, removal of them before puberty would result in very little or no body hair in the usual male places.\n\nBut that is a radical approach for any boy to take just to avoid hair and if you are into or past puberty it won't really work anyway.\n\nHair in the genital region is pretty common and a lot of guys find it not to their liking. While many simply trim or shave as often as required to keep things looking neat, others use hair removal creams or wax or other do-it-yourself methods. And those who are definitely put off by their own hair and are endowed with sufficient money might seek electrolysis or laser treatments to render them as close to hairless as ppossible.\n\nSince I personally prefer shaving to testicle removal and would even consider other methods, I won't offer suggestions here on how to remove yours. Plus, you haven't said your reasons or your age so it may not be all that good for me to get into the various ways you can lose them anyway.
1022028
Laser should be the easy way out. Waxing is gonna be damn painful! haha... but isnt the more hair on a guy, the MORE manly he is?
400507
Leave the hair. It is sexy and doesn't make u look like a little prepubescent girl. It is the essence of your womanhood and many other guys like it kept that way too. Way to much shaving and waxing going on in the world.
1058289
I don't shave I trim... what do u blokes prefer?
1099005
Either draw  knife or a box with a big hole in one side sloping inside like a cone with a small blade along the length of the cone inside and a split to the outside so the shavings can get out.
270979
Kind of like shaving your face.  Trim the hair down first, use warm water to relax the skin, use a good cream, and BE CAREFULL...\np.s. you might want to avoid sex right after as the juices will irritate your skin and cause you to get bad razorburn.
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There are many proven methods-\n\nYou can try catching them with a net. Once caught, you could superglue them back on. You may need to catologue them so you know where they are meant to go.\n\nYou could place a bag over your head which will hide your falling hair and catch it for method explained above.\n\nYou could shave your head as already mentioned.\n\nYou also get spray on hair - looks really good!
590771
I always do mine while it's still damp. This keeps it from getting too lose. Since you won't be able to manage a comb (with both hands full of hair), make sure you move your fingers through the hair at the scalp, not just close to the scalp. This will give you a nice division, and keep from getting strays.
979346
Hmmmm....better way? I don't know what you do now, but perhaps you could use some Vaseline. Try gently running you fingers over your chest & stomach while wacking off.\n\nYou could also gentley touch and carress the area under your balls.\n\nTry & see if you like it.
288834
No shame in a little male grooming!!!   As a female, I wouldn't like to see a total male 'baldie' so I'd advise trimming around the base of your 'member' and maybe a little bit off the rest, but mainly just round the base.  Don't EVER shave any of it, just a trim with scissors, try not to make it look too 'done' and don't take off too much-maybe about a centimetre at most! Voila! Lol!!
823930
WAXING IS THE BEST OPTION. IF YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE YOU WILL GET HAIRIER AND IT WONT LAST AS LONG\n\nI KNOW FROM EXPERIANCE
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Snip a few first!Cut the hair down with scissors or clippers to about a quarter of an inch. If this is the first time you've shaved, or the first time in a long while and you are dealing with full growth again, you can do this a few days before you actually start shaving to get used to it. If you've never shaved your pubic hair before, then your skin has been covered by that hair for a very long time. The sensation of clothes and so on rubbing against it is going to be weird at first. \n\nThe first time you shave your pubic area, you may want to shave only a bit, then come back and do more later. This is sensitive skin we're dealing with here. Also, don't shave very often at first. Once a week for the first month is probably best, so your skin can get used to it. \n\nDon't worry about getting an extremely close shave the first few times; you'll get a closer one as you become more adept. \n\nIf you're female, your pubic area may become more sensitive during your period. \n\nSome people like to leave a patch of pubic hair above their penis or over the mons veneris. It may sound ridiculous, but an electric beard and moustache trimmer is perfect for keeping the patch neat. It's an extremely easy way to keep that patch short, even, and neat. In fact, if you want to keep all your pubic hair trimmed but not shaven, the trimmer can be used on the entire area. \n\nWhile shaving, sit (or lie if someone else is doing the shaving) with your legs far apart. This helps keep the skin taut and lessens the chance of the blade snagging a fold of skin. \n\nIf you have teeny little nicks or blood spots, there are a couple reasons why this might be happening. The most common reason is you're going to fast. Either you're shaving too quickly, or you're not allowing enough prep time. Remember: \nSoak the area for at least three minutes in warm water. If you're not going to take a shower or bath, lay a warm wet washcloth over the area for a while first. \nApply shaving gel and let it sit for at least four minutes. \nTake your time shaving. \nLittle blood spots are often the result of shaving over tiny bumps that are naturally there. Soaking and leaving the gel on helps make these bumps softer and smaller so that they're less likely to get nicked. The bumps also may be a result of irritation from a past shave. If this is the case, stop and wait a while before the next shave. \n\nWhen you first start shaving, or if irritation or itchiness is a problem, wear loose underwear and clothing. \n\nAlways remember to keep clean. Your genital hair helped protect from dirt, bacteria, friction and so on, so it's important to take care of yourself. Use soap and water on your outside bits -- your inside parts will keep themselves clean naturally.
157046
Seriously, cut off some arms and/or legs.It is truly the quickest,most effective way. Also, it's easy to keep the weight off. :)  Good Luck
332352
what's wrong with that?\nif u're disturbed, just cut your penis off, finish!!
398440
Cut it with pseudoephedrine? ;)\n\nWhat are you asking?
30094
1. Shave your head\n2.Dye it a different color \n3. Wait until it grows long enough and cut it off
520685
Oh? And when was that decreed and by whom?\n\nListen buddy, you do what feels right for you. If you feel like shaving your balls that's your business. But never let anyone dictate what you should do as long as you are man enough to face the consequences.\n\nI personally prefer to trim my pubes and balls. Just a trim. Shaving would bring tears to your eyes when the hair starts to grow back!\n\nDoes it make you feel more sensitive? I don't know! Does it make you more sensitive when you shave your beard?\n\nGood Luck with whatever you decide!