i once farted for 15 seconds none stop, whats the longest or funniest fart you've ever done?
920715
My nan did one once it went on for ages then the cat on her lap passed out,we never gave her sprouts again.
951976
A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.  I'm not sure if the actual fart knows where it came from, but the turd apparently does, if it's screaming to get out.
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
497834
well flatulence is something we all experience, it's normal to "fart" 14 to 15 times a day.the smell on it depends on what you eat, a lot of meat makes them stink really bad but vegetables and fruits gives you the silent but deadly ones.
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
418925
About 40 to 50 times I think. One day I noted down the number I farted and counted 49.
804015
I hate to admit this but... letting rip a noisy fart in the middle of a wedding ceremony. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
754859
My wife and I mixed in one tablespoon of ground flax seeds per bowl of oatmeal on two occasions this weekend.  Neither of us have farted so much in our entire lives.  Perhaps they should be re-named "fart seeds."
951082
According to Dr. Oz from Oprah we are suppose to fart 14 times a day. I don't do this.  I like to excuse my self to the bathroom if I have to go.  I have blamed it on the dog once as a joke in front of my family.
709197
Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)
1085341
When I first read this I couldn't stop laughing for over 3 minutes straight....please post more questions like this, they're HILARIOUS!
908903
I fart like a goodun every day and it doesn't matter what i have eaten but how fast i have gobbled it up. If i eat something hot i seem to cool it down by breathing on it as i put it in my mouth and i take in more air. \nI can fart for England but i have never been able to burp, no matter how hard i try, sigh,\n\nCarry on farting!!!!! hooray for farts,
728990
Farted...really loud.  And the durned thing smelled just like turkey.
195697
I've been with my fiance for 2 years and we still don't fart in front of each other.. we do on accident sometimes. but we just laugh at each other. But never have we just ripped one just because we had to.
870998
HEY I'M GLAD YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY FART !!!!
298683
Once, I thought I could let out a left cheek sneak and ended up farting louder than I have ever farted in my life. Of course, the sermon stopped and the pastor said something like, "I think the spirit is moving". Lots of laughter and I had a very red face.