how do you get revenge on your principal when your toiletpapering his house?
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Here's a suggestion for you - don't get involved in a problem that belongs to your friend.  You can't even write properly, and your activities could get you kicked out of school.  \n\nCheck out the answers here so far - anyone who gave you the right advice (don't do it) writes properly.  Anyone who said "go for it" has mistakes in their writing.\n\nTake a clue!\n\nPS - \nCapital H at the beginning of your sentence.  \n"You're", not "your", if you are meaning "you are".\n"A friend and I" not "Me and my friend".\nCapitalize the beginning of "Me" too.\nPut a space between toilet and paper. \nIf the house belongs to the Principal, then it's the "Principal's" house, not "Principals". (Capitalized, because it is a title.)
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Good grief! If this is the extent of problems in your life...can we trade? LOL.\n\nYou can't restrict his/her "amount" of toilet paper; it will make you look like a micro-manager at best and a Nazi at worst. Here's what you do: make him/her buy ALL the toilet paper. If you trade on this by buying/doing something else, then it'll work out perfectly fine. For example, buy the toothpaste. Both items are incredibly cheap (here in Canada, they are, anyway) and no one can possibly complain since your roommate cannot blame anyone but him/herself for the relatively high cost of using tons of toilet paper. \n\nYou really can't afford to make a big deal out of this, since it's completely trivial. And if you've got some sort of environmental complaint, zip it. Leave it be and get on with your fabulous lives!
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You gotta scare the crap out of him. I have the perfect way to scare him, but he might piss his pants and be mad at you for a few days. You have to figure out what's better....hick-ups all night long or one pissed off little kid with a pair of pissy pants.\n\nShow him this web site....follow these instructions. \n\nClick onto the link below. When you get there....click the yellow GO button. It will bring up the Jingle Bell song. Click on the yellow GO button again to listen to Jingle Bells played normally. When you're heard it...click the GO button again to listen to Jingle Bells played in reverse. You'll hear a subliminal message....kinda scary!
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Tell her to use a toilet paper tail to lunch, as if it  got stuck there after going to the bathroom
871225
Be up front and serious with him.  Tell him if he doesn't knock it off you will never be his friend again.  Do it in private, don't make it a shouting match.  If he doesn't take you seriously, start doing to him what he is doing to you.  Start acting like he likes the ugliest slut in the school and embarrass him really bad about it.  He will get the point.
848381
Do a "Butler's Revenge".  Stand next to the boss, AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, fart silently but smellily, then look at him in disgust.
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
186232
Hide the toilet paper, tooth paste and only leave enough food out or in the fridge for you and any kids. Next time you sit down to eat see how that Carburetor he bought tastes to him that you put on his plate. He will take the hint.
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I would talk to the principle and ask her/him to have your locker switched.  Just avoid the jerk!  It's makes no sense to comfront him with a teacher, because it usually makes matters worse.  You don't want him or his friends to call you names like, "tattle-tale" or "snitch".  Boys can be really cruel and immature.  Best to just get away from him.
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get ur parents to complain to the principal... if he/she doesnt listen, go to your county board of education
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make him clean it up.  And don't help him.  is may sound cruel, but it will work.  tell him that he need to poop in the toilet, and just ask him through out the day, "where are we supposed to poop"\ntake away something that he likes.  Like if he likes to watch a certain show, so no show today, b/c you pooped on the carpet.  and don't reinforce him by laughing when he is dropping his pants to poop on the carpet.  Laughing will only make it worse.  Make sure that you are rewarding him when he does poop on the toilet, and when he does anything that deserves being rewarded.  When he pees in the toilet, ask him to sit down and try to poop when he is done.\n\n\nThere may be a more serious problem and you may want to have him seen by your family doctor.
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Bug him a lot and a lot(put yellow water in his bed when he is slepping your mom is going to hate him)
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Look up the Tenant Association where you live, call them and ask how to file a complaint about him.
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pour red die in the toilet and tell them you are bleeding from your butt, put mealworms in the corn flakes, dip their toothbrush in the toilet, put exlax in their brownies, for your sister or mom adjust the scale so it says they weight 20 pounds more than they really weigh, call the cops and tell them your parents are drug dealers, take a door wedge and put it in front of their bedroom door and the set the fire alarm off by spraying it with deoderant, drop on the floor and pretend to have a seizure, take mud and rub it in your sisters dirty underpants and tell your parents she had an accident, tell your parents you got a girl pregnant, pour vinegar in their mouthwash, tell your sister santa clause is mad at her and wont bring her anymore gifts unless she gives you her money and candy, when any of your family members are in the shower take all their clothes and towels and put them in the front yard, set up a video camera to the internet to broadcast you parents getting ready in the morning, if you go camping spread peanut butter around to draw bears, I could go on all day but this should give you some variety to choose from.
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Kick them out and make them go to the bathroom to do that or even in the hall.
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Send a sealed letter to her through your son or arrange a parent-teacher conference.  Rationally tell her, like you did here, exactly how you feel. Don't dwell on it, just ask if she could be a little more sensitive on this issue in the future. If she refuses or starts to get in your face, calmly tell her that because she is unable to address this issue civilly, you will arrange to have a meeting with her and the school principal.  Thank her for her time and then walk out if you are meeting in person.  If you are on the phone, thank her and then hang up.  Then, call the main office and set up an appointment to meet with the teacher and the principal.\n\nIf the teacher agrees to your request without any hoopla, thank her and then move on.  If you notice any further infractions, talk to her about it calmly.  If she is just placating you and then doing what she wants, make an appointment with the principal.\n\nAvoid negative discourse and you'll save yourself some nasty hassles.
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Take hem into the bathroom with you an let him see that you poo as well, and it is OK don't Ty him to the toilet like my grandparent's did to my brother.Thy say I potty trand my self. I remember being in the bathroom with my mother.when I was rill young.And she telling me what she was doing.