My brother Barnaby's bactrian camel Bruce, has got beri beri and he's becoming boorish and bitchy.?
919571
Bathe Bruce in baby bath, banana balm and vitamin B. Bandage his bump blissfully banishing beri-beri. Bellow ballads of beautiful baritones to get Bruce better if needs be. But if Bruce becomes balshy and boisterous and blames Barnaby with a ballyhoo, balaclava his bonce, boot him up the backside, balls-up and banish him to Babylon.
237852
I have six brothers thankfully only 1 is biological and that's the only one I lived with growing up and trust me he was very ANNOYING!! but when you get older you will be glad he's around. and you'll get along better
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Wow!  Sounds like my family.  My brother married her, and we still don't get along, 2 years later.  I try to just put up with her because of my brother.  But I don't see it getting better. \nMaybe your bro doesn't see her faults.  If you say something now, he might take a closer look and decide he doesn't like those things about her, either.  He might get mad at you, but he'll get over it, won't he?
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Tell your brother OH HELL NO! Tell him his friend has stomach churning, climate changing breath and that whenever he gets around you his armpits always smell like fresh cut onions. Now, surely your older brother, with all the love that he has for you, will not subject you to this torture any longer. Tell him that he's not treating you righteously either. Any big brother will/should understand. And if he says that his breath is never tart around him, or that his armpits are always mountain breeze fresh...tell him that's what HE thinks. Tell him his friend does that purposely everytime he comes around YOU only, not your brother, cuz he really doesn't like you either. Let your brother know how you feel. If worst comes to worst, you could always tell your brother that his homeboy is talking about him behind his back, he'll never know the truth, because its BEHIND HIS BACK!! (no, just kidding about that last one!) LOL!
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He's a bully. If you stay with him, get used to a life of walking on egg shells. I bet he was "sorry" later and tried to tell you he didn't know what made him do it, or said you "made" him do it.  It's not a mood swing, it's a precursor to more verbal and emotional abuse.
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Is he the BadSanta guy?  Sounds egotistical, lose him.
544381
save your breath, interfering battle axe. just accept sis's new cling on. if you are employed, you can contribute to loser boy's maintenance. tell sis to get some overtime, since jo jo the dog boy probably can drink her under the table! or, if you can pick your drunken @ss off the floor, you can try REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. start hitting on hero boy, and tell sis to back off, he's yours. comment on his nice wallet and harley. make sis jealous by telling her that he wants you.  if all else fails, drug sis's drink. when she becomes unconscience, ask hero for help, because by that time, loser boy will be rifling through sis's purse and pockets! you can always take loser boy aside, and give him a twenty and tell him to leave town!
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contact bbb and see if they have any reports similar to yours on him
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No He has been a bad bad bad bad boy and his mommy should spank him.\n\nPS I do love Barbara by the way
990866
Get your paws off me you damn dirty Creationist!
254118
Yes, you should be worried.  I would talk to your mother, see if she had any flings with a canine, or maybe a bigfoot.  There is a good chance that your sister isn't 100% human.  You should immediately shove her into a cage before her animal instincts kick in and she eats your throat.
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Billy should do what the chimps do at the zoo--sling pooh at her.\nThat will make her nosy butt leave.
896124
OUCH!! I know horses that would love to kick you right now and watch out for animal rights groups suing you if you keep making such derogatory comments towards animals.
91701
Now, I don't know much about the Holey Bibble yet since I am newly reborn.  However, it's not nice to make your mom and dad mad.  Praise the Lord and I love Jesus.   Amen ;).\n\nP.S.  Even though I sometimes listen to them, I don't want to live too long cause that being old stuff  can get just nasty.\n\nOhh, Sasha needs points, Rev, you got to do the right thing here, ya know.
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Popey i  agree with you mate for a change..I enjoy the banter with Jocko,`sometimes`,most of the time though he really piss.s me off..he has got a major problem with people from Glasgow and that is my home city,so i have a major problem with Him...he goes too deep and personal sometimes..Glasgow ejects you Jocko...we are sick of your garbage.
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HA u muppet bro!!! just dump her she is an evil cow! you know all she does is p*ss u off and annoy u, she has u round her little finger coz ur such a softy......look bro u know your a lovely lad ur polite, kind and caring get with someone who is the same not someone who treats u like s*it. trust ur big sis alright!!!! and ill catch u later for a beer!
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Well, aside from being wierd, it is in fact not normal at all. Your brother has a condition called confusitis, which means that he tends to confuse words from different languages that he has picked up from the media and replace them for other words to which he knows the answer to. What you could do to help him with his condition is call him piggy, beaver, or racoon. He does act like those animals right?