Help me blow this thing up?
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Just leave the room when he listens to it...\nProblem solved and then you don't look Psycho for blowing up an innocent television...
1037867
just breathe second hand smoke... that should do the trick
356068
warm compress and some ib brofin then pop that sucker
972209
a balloon filled with petrol next to some wire wool....that should do it
97452
try putting dynamite around where it's being held up
756044
Blow-up a seven eleven!!
254962
Let someone else squeeze and pop it!
240986
Take it to the extreme...suck his d*i*c*k
1301
You could use a key chain.  There is one on this black-sploitation site.
777735
Get Donald Rumsfeld to blow into it for you.
806080
Sounds like a blowdown!!
326631
Get a bicycle pump out and pump it bigger and then when your finished, get a pin and burst them
1033136
just turn the handle, dont over do it too much though. go in fast, let up on the speed and turn hard then gas it again
593326
Just use a garden hose.  Turn it on medium blast.  Works everytime.
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With the help of someone who knows a lot about how to handle substances like this, try filling and weighing a balloon or football or something with different gasses and weigh them. Or you could blow something up carefully (always very fun but dangerous) by testing the breaking point of pressure with different gasses. The only problem is that whatever you are filling up must be the exact same for every test (in terms of it's limit with pressure) and you need to pump regular air into a control balloon. Good luck!
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HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
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Grab your hand around it and pump it up and down, and stuff will spit out of it!