How many farts does it take to max out an air filter?
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By my calculations and assuming that the farts have an average volume of 27 cu.in. and an average density of 1.0235 that of air (it's the .0235 that kills), I would approximate that the number would be in the range of 1435 - 2013 rippers. Now, of course, this is assuming that the gaseous subject stands at least a foot from the filter intake so that no "blowouts" occur. Other factors that I have not considered are: 1) the number of onions consumed 2) no introduction of corned beef and cabbage 3) no naked hineys (must be wearing 501 jeans) 4) no air sprays allowed to mask the overwhelming stench.\nGood luck on proving my theory.
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HVAC OUTLETS- I assume you mean the fart fan from the restroom or some other air exhaust because nobody would be stupid enough to install a heat pump in that climate unless it was designed in Texas.  If I were you I would think about lowering the relative humidty of the air leaving as it is condensing and then freezing on the freezing outside surfaces or heating the outside surfaces periodically.  I wonder if there is like an economizer box you could put on it and then just periodically heat the inside of the economizer box.  \n\nYou could take an old breadbox like my grandmother used to have and stick an old '57 chevy radiator in it.  Let that part be outside and where the water vapor in the exhaust vent would condense and freeze on the fins on the radiator.  Then every once in a while, you could run some hot water or light some of those farts and run the exhaust gases through the water side of the radiator to defrost the coils.\n\nBut that brings up another issue as far as risk assessment.  I saw some internet videos of people blowing up from trying to light farts- its a cheap source or heat but the safety people dont like it cause someobdy might get hurt and the environmental people dont like it cause they have to fill out a bunch of EPA paperwork to get a permit to operate a hazardous waste treatment facility.  \n\nGood luck and dont eat the yellow snow cause there might be some husky dogs in the neighborhood.
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fact is that we fart like 30 times a day and dont even realize it sooooo yeah
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50 times the speed of smell
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Depends on what kind of gas you mean.
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Well,its is not that your fart smell as much,it is also where you release waste matter in your body.if you put two together well a guess out come a "PUFF OF A POOP"
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Did you just do a poopie? Get the air freshener.
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Ebay! You can get a cold air intake with instrustions and air filter for $25 + $15 shipping and handling, give or take 5 or 10 dollars.
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I once heard that we breathe more into one nostril. So with each breath you take into your dominate nostril compared to the other it would have to be more lubricated giving you more"boogers"
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I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
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Use the gas law\nPV=nRT
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Gasoline + Oxygen = CO2 + H2O + NOx + SO4 + energy
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4.5 Quarts with the filter.
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just turn the handle, dont over do it too much though. go in fast, let up on the speed and turn hard then gas it again
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Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
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A) 1\nB)2 moles of gas. ,1 mole of gas takes up 22.4 liters, so 44.8 L
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I am interested in royal science of farting, and I'm working of my Farting PHD now, so I can tell you that\nIn public people:\nTry to avoid farting   45%  \nTry to convert it to an elevator type fart (quiet)    12%  \nSay "sorry" and fart 3%  \nFart and say "sorry" 6%  \nFart and pretend it's not their 22%  \nFart and ask for the credit 7% \n\ntake these links, they really help\nhttp://users.utu.fi/~snapir/fart/cgi-bin/survey.cgi\nhttp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9395\nhttp://www.heptune.com/farts.html