Do you have a 10 point joke/riddle for me?
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Why do women prefer older gynecologists?\n\n.....their hands shake
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Just wait a little bit and give me the 10 points :)
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".\n\nHe nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.\n\n"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.\n\n"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. "The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?"\n\n"Moses," Replied the bird.\n\n"Moses" the burglar laughed.\n\n"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"\n\nThe bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!
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huh? could i have 10 points?
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It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
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A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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why don't i give u thumbs UP! for the joke!! haha\n\nwcwc PD!! lol thanks for the laughs... GOOD MORNING TO U SIR..:)
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G O d B L e s s u\n\n10 points to the genius please.
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i'm almost peeing my pants laughing...\n\nok, just kidding.   that gets a 10
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hey freinds give me 10 point
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a joke: no! hehehehehe
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Zen master order at the hot dog cart...."Make me One with everything"\n\n\n\n\nok, i stole that joke, but it is funny :)
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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.\n\nA cat's urine glows under a blacklight.\n\nA cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.\n\nA crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.\n\nA dime has 118 ridges around the edge.\n\nA dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.\n\nA goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.\n\nA pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.\n\nA shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.\n\nAl Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.\n\nAll 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.\n\nAll of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.\n\nAlmonds are a member of the peach family.\n\nAmericans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.\n\nAmount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.\n\nAn ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.\n\nAn ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.\n\nBanging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour\n\nChances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4.\n\nChances that an American lives within 50 miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2.\n\nCity with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong.\n\nCoca-cola was originally green.\n\nDid you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?\n\nDreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."\n\nElephants are the only animals that can't jump. (thankfully)\n\nEvery day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.\n\nEvery time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.\n\nHumans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.\n\nIf you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.\n\nIf you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.\n\nIn England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.\n\nIn ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.\n\nIn most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.\n\nIt's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this @ home!)\n\nIt's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.\n\nJohn Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.\n\nLos Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."\n\nMaine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.\n\nMen can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.\n\nMr. Rogers is an ordained minister.\n\nNo word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.\n\nOn a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.\n\nOn an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.\n\nOn average people fear spiders more than they do death.\n\nPeanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.\n\nPolar bears are left handed.\n\nRight-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.\n\nRubber bands last longer when refrigerated.\n\nSmartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: Afghan.\n\nSome lions mate over 50 times a day.\n\nStarfishes haven't got brains.\n\nState with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.\n\nStewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.\n\nThe Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.\n\nThe ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.\n\nThe average person falls asleep in s
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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Seems like a pretty interesting riddle. I am so sorry that it didn't get the response it deserved. I think you should have placed it in the "Jokes and Riddles" sub-category under the category "Entertainment & Music". It would have garnered an immense response there.\n\nAnyways, let me try here-\n4 is golden,eh? I think here 4 somehow refers to "silence"\nNow, 5 is silence. Ummm.... what should be 5? I give up.\n\nGood Riddle. Try posting it in the "Jokes & Riddles" category.
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!