What are liberals good at?
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nothing in particular
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Because liberals like to have sex.
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Because they are liberals.  Is there really anything more that needs to be said?
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Liberalism incarnate.\n\n-Aztec276
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EATING CRAYONS!!!!!! COULD PEOPLE THINK THAT ALL LIBERALS ARE LIKE  YOU . I DON'T THINK  DUHBYA CAN EXPLAIN THIS ONE  HE'S NOT THAT SMART
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That's a big Yes. \n\nAnd before you jump on me about it, I was a liberal, but i got better.
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Depends what kind of liberal you mean (classical, American, etc.)\n\nAny way, it's such a huge answer I would just look it up on wikipedia.\n\nHere are some positions Americans liberals *may* take:\n\n    * A social "safety net" to minimize the suffering due to poverty, including welfare, medicare, unemployment benefits, health insurance, and retirement programs.\n    * Increased government role and funding for public education, public transportation, and alternative energy development.\n    * Increased regulation of business practices through OSHA, child labor laws, anti-trust laws, and minimum wage laws.\n    * Strong, government-protected labor unions\n    * Civil rights, including laws against discrimination based on gender, race, age, religion, sexual orientation, or disability.\n    * Affirmative action and transitional multi-lingual educational programs for children whose first language is not English.\n    * Broad voting rights\n    * Public assistance for undocumented aliens\n    * A spirit of international community and service to all people\n    * A woman's right to an abortion in private and without interference\n    * The right of the terminally ill to end their life\n    * Laws to protect the environment\n    * The elimination of the death penalty\n    * Animal rights\n    * Gun control\n    * A progressive tax system\n    * Marijuana legalization\n    * Advocacy of stem cell research and support of scientific study\n    * Adherence to the principle of separation of church and state\n\n\n\nShould add that Republicans over the last few decades have successfully turned the word "liberal" into a bad wor. So in politics what is and what is perceived to be "liberal" is not so clear.
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The first thing you must come up with  a LIBERAL goal i.e.Save the whales trees etc    Then make it more personal but maintaib the leftist outlook--they'll love it!
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yes, liberals are full of crap...\n\nIm kidding...no, but seriously they are.
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Liberals are known as being opportunists. They look to gain from others missteps or misfortunes.  That being the case, they don't try to solve problems, they only look to tear down the right wing.   Although Republicans are disliked,particularly these days, at least they take actions rather than wait to feed off of others problems
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"ANY speach that promotes hatred..."\n"Source(s):\nToo many liberals and not enough ammo."\n\nI think ignorant, narrow-minded, hypocrites should be limited with their speech.\n\n...Not really, they can talk all they want. They tend to prove themselves wrong on their own.  Plus, conflicting views are crucial to decision making. I just had to point out the inconsistancy.
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The liberals in the house.
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Liberals believe the government should make them feel good.
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Thank you for making it obvious that liberals are intellectually inferior to conservatives. You've got some serious issues... I suggest years and years of in-depth psychoanalysis and therapy.
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If you used the dictionary definition of a liberal, most conservatives would want to be liberals, or would think they already are liberals:\n\n"marked by generosity and openhandedness, broad-minded, tolerant, bountiful, munificent" and so forth.  All except the part "lacking moral restraint, licentious" applies equally to conservatives.\n\nGood question, because I don't think a liberal defines himself the way a conservative defines a liberal.  And vice versa.
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Liberals are idiots. They are self-indulgent, self loathing traitors who would rather destroy this country than loosen their necrotic death grasp on the last vestiges of their vanishing power.
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Liberals live in the perfect world's within their own minds where there is a pot of gold at the end of each rainbow and a rainbow for each rain drop that falls. Where all Muslims are moderates and everyone egalitarian. Wouldn't it be great if the real world was that way? Obviously, it is not. However, and unfortunately, the liberals don't dare let the realities of the real world cloud their 'judgements' (they don't really make judgements -- they have preconceived ideas only) or their rhetoric and the rest of us must live with them and their ridiculous tendencies even while trying to make the world as pleasant and just for all as is possible.