how can i get the neighbor next door to sleep with me?
924533
NO WAY!  He's a dad and he likes being a dad and if he's never spoken to you, then the feeling is not mutual.\n\nMove on.  Find somebody who's looking for the same as you are.\n\nYou're way out of order.
992485
Keep calling the police. Call the apartment management. Talk to neighbors. Maybe you could start a neighborhood group that will agree to go together and hang out on the front porch all together to make these guys uncomfortable. Call some Christian rehab people! That'll get 'em!! Don't give up. Too many people give up and the drugs and prostitution takes over good neighborhoods. This is especially bad when there are children in the area, as they are susceptible to influences.
1015968
sneak off into the woods for a while and then snuggle on the porch swing afterwards. hmm, i'm game if you are, lol.
1126753
I think you should absolutely go for it!\nYou never know..... you could be having this unexplained urge for a reason!  It might be well received!  It might even strengthen your relationship with said neighbor...  \n\nAlthough.... I was thinking.... wouldn't it be something if as you were squatting there, bearing down..... the front door opened, and there he was looking at you?  I'm enjoying that train of thought..........\nNever fear.... if that were to actually happen, just look up nonchalantly and say, "Do you happen to have some toilet paper?  I seem to have forgotten mine at home."\n:)
188415
don't switch off the lights and turn on the radio or something (some soft kind of music)..if you have a pet, sleep with it by you or at least in your room.those work for me ;)
516358
Not that you want to be good friends with your neighbor. But I would try to do something nice to him (them).  This won't make them your friends, but may be a way so that they won't be mean to you.  \nIt is important that you don’t go overboard,  do only very small favors or things (and do them far apart); otherwise they will think that your up to no good and distrust you.
998835
not if you got a neighbor like mine
404790
I have the same kind of neighbor, I just started shutting my doors, windows, and totally ignoring her for about a week, I wasn't rude about it, just acted like I was always busy.  I think she finally got the hint, doesn't do it as much anymore.  Just always act like your getting ready to do something, or how about when your husband comes home, if he has a cell phone, call him and make it ring, so he can walk away and take his call, what else can she do if he's busy as well.
1186220
your next door neighbour(~~)
181973
First report them to the landlord.If that does'nt work,and you don't want to confront them yourself,call the police.I wish you luck.I have the same problem here.My neighbor is a 21 yr old alcoholic who loves to party,and entertain friends from Thursday night to Monday morning.I have called the law 3 times this week,and all they do is come by ,and tell them to turn the music down.We are very quiet people,and the noise makes me very nervous.
555133
I don't but my neighbor does
328250
Do you have neighbors?
1082908
incredibly, i wake the neighbors, they came to my door a few times.....but hey sex isnt good unless your loud!
150805
I'd continue to politely request that the parents control their children, padlock the gate, post no trespassing signs and finally alert the police.  If you are absent during these trespasses, hopefully you can enlist your other neighbor to make the call.  At the very least they should send a patrol car.  Your privacy is being violated and it is an issue you have every right to stand up for and expect no retaliation.  I would also suggest to the parents that your property may have hazards on it and you would be stricken should a child be injured on it.  BE careful not to sound threatening, but more like an ocd individual.
267045
Babysitting for neighbors
762667
Just get her a pillow and a blanket.Try nudging her so she'll be aware your giving her the pillow & blanket. If you can't wake her like that then straighten her up & put the pillow under her & cover her up. Otherwise leave her alone.  Don't invite her to your bed, that could easily be taken the wrong way. Nothing can be said that way. I'd go on with my normal activities. Fix your breakfast, watch tv, etc. like normal. Don't worry about bothering her. She might wake up and go home or watch tv with you.
1120258
Just make it increasingly uncomfortable for them - they'll get the message.   I've seen that happen (to me) and it didn't take long to figure out that I wasn't welcome... I moved on to greener pastures. \n\nYou might start by turning over a new leaf and changing a bunch of stuff around - then just keep on mentioning one more little thing...    \n\nLeave some apartment finder guides around the house too. \n\nCheers!