An oldie and naughty joke from my QA?
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very very very very funny
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This is not the place that you should be looking for serial numbers.  But, may I ask why are you trying to use such an old piece of software?
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when i seen this question crapped my self with laughter
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is this suppossed to be a joke or a riddle?\nchoose an appropriate categorie for this question
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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Is this a joke or a riddle? I'm not sure how to answer this one.
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Try checking your hard disk memory!
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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Good Joke, Programmer must have died of Exhausion ! Ha Ha Ha...This reminds me, an old incidence, while persuing my Post Graduation, to submit my Dessertation thesis I had to work on "Fortran 20" Computer [Now it may be seen in Museums, if any of them ae left !] where we need to feed data in the form of Punch Cards. I submitted my data and was expecting the results within some minutes. To my surprise and also to the surprise of fellas working there, my results wouldn't come out foe more than 2 hours.......After the through labourious scanning and listing it was found that I had forgotten to add the end card to the programme which used to end the Programme ! And my calculations were getting repeated and repeated and repeated like our Programmer in the Joke !!!
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lmao: laughing my a$$ off
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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i dont get the joke or riddle here could it be that you are lost and need directions to the proper category??...i think so
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making fun of something that exists
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Is this a poor joke, or are you that poorly educated?
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Yeah, I laughed at that one too.  But I laughed better at your answer to the Jingle Bells question. lol\nI love your jokes and stories.  Keep up the good work.
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wierd \ncheck you dont have some home made prank progam running check in your start up folder
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I hope this is a joke!