What is your favorite quote ?
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"Smile & wave boys, smile & wave!"
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I would take a quote from Dr. Seuss "Oh the Places you'll go."\n\nMaybe "Congratulatiions!  Today is your day.  You're off to Great Places!  You're off and away!.....And will you succeed?  Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
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My two favorites\n\n"A true friend is one soul in two bodies"\n\n"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting right beside you saying 'Damn that was fun'"
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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"Go And Catch a Falling Star" - John Donne.\n\nIt is dominated by irony, not dominant in irony.
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Quote:\nNever say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. \n\nAuthor: Beerbohm, Herbert, Sir
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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I like these two the best:\n\n" 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't "\n " Time is the best teacher and unfortunally it kills all of it's students"\n\nLove all of them though.\n\nHere's some:\n\n " I love animals, they taste great. "\n "  EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "\n " Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. "\n " I is a college student. "\n " What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "
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“The ingenuity of self-deception is inexhaustible”\n\n“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”\n\n\n“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”\n\n“The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.”\n\nIf you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for\nyou...you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this\nthing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying\ndown.\n\n“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option”\n\n“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.”\n\n“We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.”\n\n“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”\n \n“Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.”\n\n“I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.”
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved."\n- Victor Hugo
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Nice one.  My favorite one like this is :\n\nIgnorance is bliss.
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mine is "I'm the bad guy you learn to hate, but you gotta respect the fact that i created my fat" by I.C.C. {Inner Circle Committee} in thier sond Going Out: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52455944&MyToken=70b0433b-85ae-487b-9dc2-1cf48b7e473c
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My personal favorite is:\n " In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God.... All things were made by Him and without Him was not anything made that was made. \n  In Him was life and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in the darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. ...\n   He was in the world , and the world was made by Him and the world knew Him not.\n   He came unto His own and His own received Him not.\n   But as many as received Him, to them gave He power to become the sons of God. \n   And the Word was made flesh and dwelt amongst us, full of grace and truth."
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." \n\nI remember a speaker saying this years ago...forgot what the speach was about, but I loved this quote.