when can you become a jerk? (in a decent way of saying a d*ck)?
919915
Excuse my language but:\n\nYou can officially be a d*ck when a girl treats you like sh*t and acts like a b*tch. I recommend being a d*ck professionally, by telling her the truth about her stupidity if she acts stupid, undenilable proof that what she did or is doing is wrong and show her you were trying to be a gentleman up till that point. Don't let b*tches push you around. Be a good guy up until they give you sh*t for no reason. Since women are supposityly more mature than men, they have no business acting immature. And so when they do, call them out on it which only a jerk does that. But they deserve it. Otherwise, who else is gonna teach them that it's not always true that there sh*t don't stank?
417120
It helps sometimes to see those "total jerks" as simply people who lack certain skills.\n\nI find that in my case, when I look at it that way, I no longer feel emotional. \n\nIf a person had the skill, whether it's how to behave in a social situation or being sensitive to others' feelings or doing the right thing, then he would probably use that skill.\n\nVery few people are total jerks just as very few people are total saints. :-)\n\nThe people who are closer to being "perfect" could exercise compassion and patiently teach the people who are closer to being "total jerks."
1180316
Why be jerk? You can be a really good person and be confident and not care what other people think of you. It's just that you have to choose the right people not to care about. You have to not care about what JERKS think of you. The good people will have good advice. If you really want to be a jerk, don't listen to any of the answers to your question, including this one. Can't say that'll do much for your popularity though.
1178774
Try turning tricks.  Either way your gonna get F*U*C*K*E*D.
553840
haha! ur a jerk ryt? i kno u r!
1025525
well, we''ve all been there.  But as you get older.... you WILL see that life has such an incredible way of taking care of things like this.  It's called Karma and I don't care what anyone says....  karma exists and people get back what they put out.   Trust me.\n\nIf someone truly is a jerk, they're going to be a jerk in more ways than one and with more people than just you.  It's their issue not yours so believe me, he's getting his justice.   \n\nJust relax and realize that sometimes, you may not witness someone else's karma or it may not be on your timming but it happens.
749508
He is a jerk.  Who is he?
206597
continue to act like you dont care, and soon you wont care, but it shall not be easy.\nshake'em haters off
236754
cause your a dickkk head well you said it I'm just confirming it change your attitude and grow up then maybe people will start to listen to you!
1147880
a good way to tell someone to go screw himself:-)
230379
try being nice to me funny guy....
1116405
B*tch slap that fool.\n\nThen tell him what a jerk he is.
926077
id like to be the first to say....\nwhat the f*** is that?!?
127008
Not all guys are jerks, as the same thing as not all girls are sl*ts and bit**es. We guys are not jerks, we're just daft and blur when it comes to certain things and to that - you are the one that completes us. We cannot tell our feelings, they usually have to be told for us. The nature of guys are to be completely clueless...\n\nWe are like a dark room - the women act as a light guiding the guys. If you keep thinking that we are jerks and leave us to rot in the dark, it is no wonder no matter where you go - you will continue to find that jerk. Because if you are in a dark room and you cannot be bothered to turn on the light - what do you see?
629173
men act like jerks..cos they are born one!
243703
Admit to him you were a jerk and ask him how you can make it up.
277345
can i join in the liberal circle jerk?