How about an english-runic alphabetic translation?
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Ever tried doing runes on a PC keyboard.....   Its a bit hard!!
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Google has a great translation service - just enter text, tell it how you want to translate it, and press "Translate." Check the link below!
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Oh it's really easy. Here is a website that will have the alphabet.\n\nhttp://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~sa125593/ling516/project2/letters.jpg\n\nand \n\n\nhttp://www.freearabvoice.org/acArabicAlphabet.html
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While not software, this site offers a decent translator...\n\nhttp://babelfish.altavista.com/
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I've never heard of an Engish to Engish translator.  Can you possibly rewrite your question and give more details about what you want it to do?
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I prefer a good old anglo saxon c*nt
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Try "Google Language Tools".
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EEC Directive: European English for the Millennium \n\nHaving chosen English as the preferred EC language (above the protestations of the Germans) the European parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving the efficiency in communications between various Government departments.\n\nEuropean officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult. For example: cough, plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee of staff at top level, by participating nations.\n\nIn the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly sivil servants in all sities would reseive this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replased by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusions in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter.\n\nThere would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year it was announsed that the troublesome'ph'would henceforth be written'f.' This would make words such as 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.\n\nIn the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reatsh the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.\n\nWe would al agre that the horible mes of silent'e's in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and people would be reseptiv to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be takn on by 'v' vitsh is, after al, half a 'w.' Shortly after zis, ze unesesary 'o' kuld be dropd from words kontaining 'ou.' Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinashins of leters.\n\nKontinuing zis proses yer after yer ve vud eventual hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Avter Tventi yers ser vud be no mor trublsm difikultis and evrivum vud fin it ezi to understand ech ozer.\n\nZe drem vud finall hav kum tru.
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yup. a friend of mine does translation and interpretation for businesses. Another does web design. i know a couple writers. one proofreader. What are you good at? I am guessing there is a way to do it from home.
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Consider Rosetta Stone.
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Try Babelfish...everything translated except the YING part.
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Try going here (it links to an anagram server that will do the work for you) -> http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=E+U+E+N+Y+M+R+O+I+A
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Download babylon or one of the other language translater then download it.
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Yes, there is a translation tool that you can download from the web.
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type babelfish into google.
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Can you give us the English version?
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I'm a real spelling and grammar freak, so it would probably take me a while to catch on.\nFluent in English and satinese.\nDragonese handsigns would be a good idea.