what is the funnist joke/pick up line you can think of/heard.?
923627
Girl I would rearrange the alphabet for you, just to put U and I together...\n\nI know lame right?
567944
hahaahha thts a funny one man ...hhaahahah...nice one!!!keep it going...
193323
That's an interesting pick-up line!
755158
LOL you know how to make a joke!!!!!!!!
1181097
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
949951
Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
452212
What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
351858
Laughing\nMy\n@ss\nOff
705989
My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
958120
Brilliant joke you are very funny!
847459
LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
868030
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
846897
lol, good one.  anyway, what would the girl want with the guy if he kinda like did animals. lol, good tho, keep em comin..........the jokes
90147
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
811979
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
1034311
You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.