I need help getting my cousin Jose in!?
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In to Mexico I assume you mean?\nAh, I think Grey Hound goes down a way into Mexico.\nMaybe not. Whatever.\nSorry, can't help on this one. He'll have to climb the wall himself but I hear the INS guys don't stop folks going INTO Mexico.\nTell him to look out for the drug cartel guys though.\nThey may mistake him for a border patrol agent and shoot him.\nTell him to wear a Mexican flag with an upside down American flag on his "T" shirt.\nWhatever he does, don't let him speak any English. It'll blow his cover.
544860
Call immigration on his ass.\n\nHahaha, just kidding.\n\nIn all honesty, I'd try to convince him to go through the process and become a citizen.
807321
bring up a very intellegent conversation (one that is totally unlike you to bring up) and then make sure your cousin knows nothing about the topic you are talking about, and when he says that he doesnt get it, to teach him about it very kindly so that everyones says hat you are just the sweetest thing they have every seen and hey will totally forget about your cousin
939673
Have him slip across the Mexican border before the fence is built.\n\nCoach
597571
I'm old skool because I think you need to round up your male cousins and relatives, tell them what is going on and have them take the guy out to the woods and kick the crap out of him;  and when they are done, they just leave him out there to walk back...it should  be at least a mile from his home so he has to walk back and think about how he came to this state of ruination.  Now make sure you send one level-headed guy...you just want to teach him a lesson, not kill him.\n\nBelieve me, he will never call the cops and he will stay the heck away from her.
1013856
So get him away from your daughter. Even if he doesn't have a green card, INS won't do much about one person, they're more interested in a sweep or a raid that will net them more deportees and good publicity. Good luck.
788209
From the way you describe your cousin, I would have to say that either 2nd base or 1st base.  You need to be able to cover a lot of ground in the outfield, and you must be accurate on throws to play the infield, especially Short & 3rd.  2nd has the shortest throw, and 1st usually doesn't have to throw much at all.  \n\nIf he can hit the ball well, I would say 1st or 2nd.  He is not really the right size for a 1st baseman, but if he grows about a foot, he could be perfect.  I would tell him 2nd or 1st...but his size (right now) says 2nd base.
864749
OK people get your head out of the gutters, she is his cousin!\n\nI think the best thing you can do is just be there with her, you are the old cousin who she looks up to and probably idolizes since you are all of 14 and can do some many things she can not. So definetly have some games that you can play together, but let her decide what she wants to do, and just be the loving cousin and she will adore you for it.\n\nAnd ignore the sickos here, it is not creepy it is cute and loving.
6995
ok i found ur guy, now this is what ill do for u im gonna email him a link to this through .mil email, then he can come see who is looking for him.
376631
If you see him often just say "Hola Papi" and he'll get the idea... if he's shy though it's going to take a lot of work. Just become friends with him and try to teach each other your language, it'll be cute and fun. I speak very good Spanish if you need me to translate anything for u just e-mail me at cinthya2al@YAHOO.COM
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Sorry, there aren't too many options.\nAbout the only thing I can think of is to set him up with one of your friends & then he can marry her instead.\nOther than than... he can apply for re-entry after he's deprted. He'll probably have to wait at least 10 years though since he's being deported.
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i really thought a woman of your worldly ways would know better...sigh, allow my expertise. first of all, send letters "from" him to about 50 lonely male prison inmates. make sure you include his address, phone number, social security number, anything you have of loser boy. next, well warm weather is here. when all the town fairs come around, they always have those annoying booths that no one goes to, except to get a free coffee cup, waterproofing for basements, dog fences, etc..., well sign him up for EVERYTHING, and make sure when they ask best time to call you put anytime between 1 a.m and 5 a.m.!!take any pictures you have of him, and make flyers stating he is armed and dangerous and to call the police. hang them at the laundromat, post office, phone poles, etc....\ngo to a library (they have better virus blockers), open all your bulk mail, and sign him up for all those goodies! good luck sista!!!
218871
It is really difficult to understand exactly what you are asking.  Do you mean the cousins won't talk to each other?  And how do you fit in?  Sounds like something you should just stay out of.
228155
You need to know your cousin's email address! You can try doing a People Search of your cousin's name on Yahoo.
366129
Well I think is going to be difficult but I will pick El Emperador Claudio Suarez sigue siendo un buen jugador pero hay que darle oportunidad a los nuevos jugadores, estamos bien con los porteros y la delantera, el medio campo es donde debemos tener lideres, entonces If Sinha does get well he needs to stay together with El Chiquis Garcia no esta en su momento, Well good luck to everyone wish the best to all, and Ponte La Verde we need good vibe. Thank you.
848904
Would it do any good? You might stop him now but, there'll be 10 to replace him. Is it worth the aggravation and what's your HONEST opinion of illegals, are the questions you have to ask yourself. If you're that determined to turn him in, you'll find a way.
904215
Get a lawer and go after him!!!!