Any Catholics up for a good joke?
919991
Born and raised Catholic. That was hilarious!
1155031
Thanks for the laugh. \n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
796367
A great joke!\n\nIt made my night.\n\nI like the bible verse you quoted; Proverbs 17:22.\n\nI'll look again for future jokes.
1096487
Random 5 word sentence for the laugh?
911588
I always liked this one:\n\nFour men die simultaneously and go up to heaven.  As they wait at the heavenly gates, Saint Peter tells them that they've actually overfilled the heavenly quota and are going to have to be very discriminating.  He goes up to the first man, who is wearing an extremely cheap suit.\n\n"You spent your whole life hoarding money and being a miser.  In fact, you love money so much that you married a woman named Penny!  You can't come in."  He tells the man.\n\nHe approaches the second, who is grossly overweight.  "You spent your whole life as a greedy glutton eating whatever you wanted.  In fact, you love food so much that you married a woman named Candy!  You can't come in."  He tells the man.\n\nAs he's making these judgements, the third man leans over to the other and whispers "It doesn't look good, Dick."\n\nIt's cute and funny, mostly because it doesn't see anything wrong with being gay- it's taken to be natural- which is always a plus.
1069654
Stupid joke but it makes me thirsty....guess I will go drink a bloddy mary. Thanks for the idea!
18755
if you mean jokes that Christians might like\n  try these:\nhttp://www.praize.com/jokes/\nhttp://www.shoptcs.com/cjp/cjp_index.htm\nhttp://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/jokes/christianjokes.html
724546
Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
136362
a joke: no! hehehehehe
687860
I would laugh at the irony.\nIt would be rather offensive, but the priest thinks he's doing it for the best.\nIf you really don't believe, it probably wouldn't matter.
858760
No, I have not........\n\nThere is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.\n\nGod says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."\n\nSo they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.\n\nThen on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.\n\nOn the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.\n\nSuddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".
1043700
hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
551779
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: \n\nMan: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.\nPriest: Are you sorry for your sins?\nMan: What sins?\nPriest: What kind of a Catholic are you?\nMan: I'm not.\nPriest: Why are you telling me all this?\nMan: I'm telling everybody!
341903
ahahahahahahaha...o boy!! *classic*!\n\nlol..o my o my!... its FUNNY!! 10+ :)\n\nhere's 1 in return! :) \n\nTwo old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub \ndrinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George, \n"George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you \npour a couple of beers o'er me grave?" \n\nGeorge says, "Why certainly, but could I pour \nit through me bladder fist?" \n\nenjoy!
834192
OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
1056670
Is the Pope Catholic?! By golly Miss Molly, of course Bob can fix it!!!! LoL--Yeah, maybe there was a BIT of sarcasm there...! Haha =)
818299
Can't beat a good old irish joke mate, you can just imagine it can't you, him standing there with the gun to his head.\n\nThat made me laugh big time.  That is the good thing about this site, people sharing a laugh or two, thanks mark 1