Recently fell into a hole. It was green, purple and orange. Looked up to find Clinton. What should I do?
915607
Get decontaminated immediately before you turn into a liberal!
609731
She got lost on the way down
248481
There's one in Vegus ... called "The Stud".\nI think Hilary Clinton should visit there...maybe she wouldn't be such a sour puss if she was getting some; obviously, her husband can't do the job ... \n\nThis may even be worthy of taxpayers money; put a smile on Hilary's face!
424661
if u are that serious about finding him.. put a add in your local paper ! he might see it !
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Contact "High Times" magazine, and place a classified ad in the back: \n\n"Never lose your stash again!...."  \n\nor\n\n"Can't find your stash?  We can help...."   \n\nand then leave your contact info.
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check to see if they have a website.  if your trying to find out if someones there, you should call them and tell them who you are
86325
Trying to identify the culprit who tipped over the garbage pail ehh. Well, worthy enterprise I must say. Did you dust for paw prints to compare with the FBI's most wanted database. Try checking with them for a matching diagram.\n\nSeriously - check here http://www.bcadventure.com/adventure/wilderness/animals/raccoon.htm\n\nhttp://www.bear-tracker.com/coonwalk.html
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Report it to craigslist.  I had the same problem.  if you report them to cragslist, put 911 in the subject line and they will get back to you shortly.  also leave it alone for a few days and the problem should clear up
294879
Yeah. Right.\n\nWhen you find it again, be sure to come back and share it.
280873
Pray for world peace ,play to win but be gracious when you do and if you loss well you have something to fight  for even harder the next time around.\nFollow your dream unless the dream has something to do with ice cream , Donald Trump & Martha Stewart , naked on a piano in Time square.\nGL and enjoy
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Exaggerate your voice to the point where you will be laughing with them.  Use your sense of humor.  Or take speech lessons. or better yet try and sound like Clinton look where it got him!  If all else fails get some helium balloons and really freak the creeps out!!!
485445
Now, now... Just because I waited until Billsh*t Clinton left office before I called him a lowlife redneck womanizing sh*t for brains *sshole... that does not mean I supported him.\n\nHell, I've already got a bad back.
620978
call the FBI or the State police
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This is really terrible. Have you contacted the police? Used detectives? Contact the Unsolved Mysteries television show. They might be able to help you. I'm truly sorry.
730283
Get back into that pool immediately. Its the only thing that will save you.
763336
what are you talking about? you lost 3 rocks, and put back 2 more?
199531
Call the faciity where you think he is.  They should be able to at least tell you if he is still there. Do you have any family? friends? neighbors? who may be able to assist you?  Are you able to call your local crisis line?  Your place of worship?  Local authorities?  Do you have anyone who attends you regularly?  In your condition, you need local resources!  If all else fails, call 911.