If Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Krishna opened a Burger King which one would flip the burgers?
925866
that's a hard one :\nJesus - born a Jew, will not touch meat that is not kosher.\nMuhammad preferred camels.\nBuddha is a prince, he could not cook an omelet.\nKrishna was born a god, he would not touch it.
908944
Weirdly enough, mines the same as yours!\n\nI like that burger king "Yes! I'm a man!" one too.
965878
I want a burger king ham and cheese crossaint with hashbrowns and orange juice.
196573
Disney, McDonalds, Burger King. Welcome to Globalization Homogenization. He can be as creative as he wants as long as it involves ketchup, mustard, and pickles.
434564
haha i am sofa king we todd ed. im watching it too. arise chicken arise
962767
Danger.Way too divisive for me.There are more different religions than McDonalds has restaurants.And I'm Christian.
342816
Jesus, Muhammad, God, Terminator, King Kong, Optimus Prime, Jason, Black Knight.\n\nJesus v Muhammad = Muhammad (Jesus wouldn't fight), God vs. Terminator = God (duh), King Kong vs Optimus Prime = OP (he DID have guns, rignt?), Jason vs Black Knight = Jason\n\nMuhammad vs God = God, OP vs Jason = OP\n\nGod vs OP = God\n\nThere you have it.  Assuming of course, that all of these characters existed.
692096
Muhammed failed to produce a miracle because he's a fraud , a liar, a murderer, a rapist, a thief, an arsonist, a butcher of religions, a devil worshiper and a pedophile. Pork is in fact banned in islamic society, yet another thing they stole from the jews.
621997
play bridge with satan, buddha & allah
962328
Yes I will be ordering the Gospel of the FSM shortly. Praise his holy meatballs! \n\nRAmen
911693
McDonalds.  Go Big Mac!
835006
Burger king counter operative
37242
"In a Burger King bathroom"
260434
chicken\nBecause God put them on the ark first.
1033872
Muhammad, Jesus, Siddharta Guatama, Lao Tze, Confucius, Adam, Thales, Pythagoras, Hippocrates & Boethius.
859894
Mohammed=Islam\nGod=Christianity
809018
How about "Have it your way" - oh wait, that's Burger King