lol wat was ur  most embarssing moment..?
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i was jerking off behind the computer ;-)\nmy wifes g.f. came in after just 1 knock.\n(i think she watched thru the window a while)\nso b4 i could get away she saw what i was doing.\nshe had a few giggles but never said anything \n.\n.
532760
Learned that I shouldn't have done something at work in front of the camera.  I was caught, and real embarassed.  :D
200913
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.
455726
Mine was when I saw you wiping with your bare hands....man truly humiliating
292230
Prank called a neighbor and asked for a guy who we knew doesn't live there...and then when the neighbor said 'sorry, he isn't here' and so we said 'well it's real urgent his girlfriend is in labor and will be having his baby soon"\n\nlol....the guy panicked! and i blv there was this other pal of ours who was screamin in the background to make it more realistic...
710527
I was enjoying a nice day of music in the park. Had on a denim skirt that snapped all the way up. No slip just bikini undies. Stood up somehow caught my knee while standing up. There I stood in my red undies with an equally red face. Got some applause. Knew a lot of the people.\nWasn't so funny then. When I think of it now i chuckle. I was 22 when this happened.
360659
when i seen this question crapped my self with laughter
1078392
I was invited to my best friends brothday party. We went ice skating. I was out of control. And when my friends mother was coming out with my friend's cake, I pushed my friend's mother and the cake flew in the air! And guess what? i looked up into the sky and it fell on my face! I was sooooo ambressed.
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
1069273
The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud.  I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing.  It was a squealing one.
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HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
751574
ROTFL!! XD That was a funny one.
264894
Farting VERY LOUDLY in the video store.  Blockbuster.... it was crowded... needless to say, I left immediately and haven't been back into that particular store since.
298716
WORST..WHEN MY GIRL FRIEND DEPART ME..\nBEST...WHEN I SAW HER WITH MY ENEMY..!
957005
OMG the funny memory this question dragged up!\nThere was this obnoxious guy that kept groping at my ex-bosses grand-daughter in the bar.  He could not take a hint.  Anyways, we were out with some friends of ours, one of whom was an off duty cop.  We escorted the pig and his friend out of the bar and I must have been feeling invincible with my cop friend and swung at the guy hitting him square in the face.  I dont know who was more shocked, me, him or our friends.  Anyways, his friend was dragging him away as my friends were holding me back.  I can't imagine what on earth possessed me to hit the guy (rum maybe???) but I am glad everyone else had enough sense to let it stop there.
294606
Why did this happen to U? LOL
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It has happened to me today at work :)\n\nI was ill-speaking of someone, when I found him at my back listening to every SINGLE word of what I said.\n\nOMG, this has been so embarrasing and I looked red like a tomato :)