Do you think my wife will divorce me for sleeping with the dog? She was there, it was warm, it just happened?
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nah, you and wife should invite the dog to sleep with both of you in bed, it will be warm and fun!
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Your wife is in denial about her bear-like appearance. She is angry with herself for failing to live up to her number one responsibility: being sexually desireable to her husband. She would rather think it is the goat that has come between you than admit to herself that she has failed. My advice is: talk to your wife. Explain to her that you are still willing to support her and your children, but that you are no longer sexually attracted to her, and must fulfill your manly needs with your new goat. Maybe the shame of the whole situation will motivate her to jog in the mornings.
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Sounds like you have some personal insecurity issues to deal with. Talk with your wife about your insecurities and ask her about what thoughts are going through her head while you two make love. This will surely alleviate your thoughts that she is imagining other people in your marriage bed. \n\nMore than likely she will tell you the same as most other answers on here; Dog style lends better to deeper penetration and you can hit more sensitive spots that way (g spot etc.). She likes the feeling it provides, and really you should count yourself lucky that she is open to try different things!\n\nTalk to your wife instead of worrying un-neededly.
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A Dog Named Sex\n\nEverybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.\n\n \n\nWhen my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"\n\n \n\nOne day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.\n\n \n\nWhen my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"\n\n \n\nLast night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.\n\n \n\nWell now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
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He is hoping to reopen the fling. Personally, I think you would be better off letting sleeping dogs lie but its up to you. Perhaps you should talk with him and clear the air.
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It's for this reason I care for and love my dogs; if anyone comes they are not friendly with strangers, Picasso & Georgia bark like mad.  Granted if you're with myself or my wife, then you're okay.  If you run in and Georgia (my 60 lb. Lab-mutt) gets and she rips something OFF you there will be little sympathy from me or my family.  Picasso being a 25 lb Terrier mix might tear off a toe but he's still gonna bite ya.\n\nPeople who have seen me answering questions here know that I am about as honest as anyone can be in this day & age on-line.  I want to be a good human, but my father told me when I got married, "That's your wife, your new family.  We did all we could to protect you.  Now it's your job to do that for her."\n\nI may harm someone and I don't know all the legalities of that kind of situation but if the choice is my family versus an intruder... family comes first.  I'll use that cliche now: "I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6... "  I know how to use a gun, but don't keep one.  I know how to care for myself but I don't seek violence.  I am not afraid to get into a fight but I don't go running into one unless I can protect someone.  And that is my only thought: "Am I protecting my wife and home... even my pets?  Did I do what was right?"\n\nIf you want money, ask.  If I have it take it.  Money can be re-earned; a home rebuilt, posessions replaced.  But Anna is one of a kind, and so are Picasso & Georgia.  I would hold verty little thought to keeping them safe in any situation.  Personally, and honestly, I hope we never have to use violence but know once you do something it can't be undone.  All you can do is live with that action.\n\nGod Bless you.\n\n\nJaime
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Take them to the hospital to get treated for injuries after my dog ripped them apart.  My dog sleeps in my room and would naturally think someone coming in screaming would be an intruder.  I can't say that I don't agree with my dog.
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No if u wife says but try and get her another furry animal like a dog cat or a hamster :-)
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Dear Jeff D,\nI think you haven't gotten any answers as of yet because maybe sending a nice email to Yahoo would lead you to the answer to this question.  Your question is really not for us to answer.  But if you don't have a way to see the weather where your wife is located just pray for an alternative means of feeling closer to your wife.
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last night the dog farted so loud it woke her up...:)
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Only if the dog has fur. Fur is a great thermal insulator, finely developed over eons of use by mother nature herself: You're probably roasting the poor pooch unless it's 20 below out. :)\n\nFor appearances and showing off it's always cute, I doubt anybody other than me considers how the critters might feel, but I'd imagine from the dog's perspective it's just itchy as hell and feels tight and uncomfortable.\n\nIf it makes you happy though and the dog doesn't  seem to mind (sometimes the added cutesy attention is worth the discomfort), all is well.
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Joe, I can relate to your situation. My husband is in work release and right now he is accusing me of the exact same thing. Just when I think that we have gotten past this something else pops up and we start this mess all over again. Are you positive that there is an affair going on? Speak to your wife in a loving tone and really let her know that this is bothering you. Let her also know that you won't stand for any lies. If she is unfaithful then the pressure of you being nice is going to make her feel guilty that she will admit to her wrong. Just so you know, I have never ever cheated on my husband and I wouldn't ever because of the love and the respect that I have for him and myself. Marriage is a give and take and both husbands and wives need to do this more and more. Good luck and may God bless you through this journey.
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Okay if I am understanding correctly, she only wanted him as a toy? I would not say anything, let sleeping dogs lie. You don't want to bring up past and possibly hurtful memories for him.
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Hope you feel better soon K.\n We had our cat "oscar", for a long time but old age crept up on it and we sadly had to have Oscar put to sleep. Everybody was really upset so i said i would bury the cat as soon as we got home, it was a dark cold wintry night. When i got up the next day my partner was looking out of the window crying her eyes out and calling me everything. As i looked out of the window i cringed, i had not buried the cat deep enough in the dark and its tail was sticking out of the ground as rigid as a stick with a Robin sat on top, embarrassing or what.
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First I would like to say that with you being in the military you can get in a lot of trouble for cheating on your wife, second how would you feel if you came home and she said "Hon, you just dont do it for me any more and I've been cheating on you while you were gone. I want a divorce." I know that I just sounded like a cold hearted B**** but my husband is also in Iraq and I would like to think that he is NOT cheating on me out there.  No matter what you are going to hurt her and you should have thought about HER before you cheated.
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Now shes on fire.  Thats it! your wife? you are one funny dude, and like the other guy said, im sure you can do better than that.  It was funny though.  He threw bleach in my wifes eyes. Now shes on fire....HAHA funny stuff.  Seriously though, put the fire out, she is probably in pain.
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Dear Omar,\nAm sorry to hear about your wife. It must really be tuff to hold out like you have. In my opinion, I dont think she would damn you for taking on a female friend. I realize it gets lonely especially for a guy. I empathize with you.  You know, I understand you want to stay faithful and probably have thought, what if it was me. Well, my friend, you ARE being faithful, as far as I know. Only God is the judge of what you do. And God knows your heart, whether you are being malicious or not. I don't believe he wants you to be with out companionship. Now sex is another story. You will be taking on alot of guilt because you are not free of your wife in your mind or heart.And suppose you get so involved you fall in love with this person. Then what? Do you chuck your wife and go with her? It is such a fine line as to what to do in this case. I mean what do the docs say about your wife? Is she brain dead? Is she losing body mass by laying? Is she deteriating, What? I say, just be careful not to add additional problems to your life that you may not be able to handle. Choose someone that clearly understands the situation and keep it plotonic(yeah right, huh?). Its nice to know you have someone to talk to and go to dinner and have conversation with, right? To go for walks and the movies. I know what you are talking about. So really you have to make that call and when you do make sure you have a clear conscience.