wat are your best pick up lines?
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Baby, are you part of the Campbell soup famliy cause you um, um good...
549987
"I don't normally do this, but uh..., I saw you from across the party and I felt compelled to tell you that you have one breath-taking hiney...I want to be friends with it, I mean that thing is good."\n\nor\n\n"I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. people know me. I'm important, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Merlin Olsin comes over on occasion."\n\nor\n\n"I wanna be on you."\n\nbut for real, what REALLY works...\n\n"Hi...my name is __________, and I just wanted to come over here to tell you that you are really pretty and you seem like a really cool person, and I was wondering if I could buy you a drink." (not very creative, but sincerity always works best.)...then sit down and ask the girl about herself and let her talk...girls love to talk about themselves and men rarely listen, so you will make an impression.
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Dont really think this is a good pickup line but it always cracked me up..\n\n"Those pants look great on you but they would look better on my bedroom floor"\nHahahahaha
834099
You are such a tease hehehe, That is the best first Line I have seen to draw us males in hehehehe\nTo cool\n\nPeace
243202
thinking of something witty to answer ;)
297255
a better one, How do you get 4 Greeks on a bar stool?\nTurn it upside down\nWhat is the most used pick up line in a gay bar?\nCan I push in your stool?
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B.S. on no good pick up lines.  If a pick up line doesnt sound formulated it can be gold.\n\nex:  If a girl is by herself or isnt looking real happy.  Look at the floor around her......she'll ask what youre looking for.  Say....oh..I'm looking for a smile......looks like you might have misplaced yours.  I've never had a woman of any age get mad..most laugh and say thanks......some talk......some dont.
1030539
This is the worst pick up line a guy could ever use: "Hey how you doing? The word today is legs so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word!"
667451
Just say, hey lets hang out in a relly flirty way!!
19280
Pickup lines are lame. What you have to do is have an excuse to make someone talk to you.\n\nHere's what you have to do:  Walk into the room with your hands full of 4 drinks (they have to be closed bottles of beer or malt beverages so that you don't look like some creepy guy trying to give some shady drink).  With your hands full, announce to the room:  "Who needs a drink?"\n\nPass out one or two of the drinks to guys nearby to the girl that you want to pick up.  Then, hand the girl a drink, even if she already has one in her hand, say "here, have another."  If she's at all interested, she'll keep the drink, saying thanks or explaining why she likes another brand of beer better, etc. and you can start a conversation.  Open your drink and start chatting.  If she's not interested at all, pass out the last drink that you have in your hand to another person in the room, then "realize" that you have to go get yourself a drink.  It's a great exit strategy if you've made an ass of yourself, non-threatening to the girl, and instead of a cheesy pickup line you have an excuse to start talking to her.
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
550560
youre amazing? nice eyes? Im proud of you?\n\n\nWhat do you like to hear... just say that kinda stuff to him.
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It's a GUY! You don't need a "pick-up line". You could walk up to the average American male, and say "You don't look to god-awful ugly. Wanna go out some time?" and THAT would work.
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JUST BE YOURSELF...CALMLY WALK UP TO THEM...DON'T BE FAKE AND DON'T TRY TO USE "PICK UP LINES" YOU CAN USE PICK UP LINES THAT ARE CLASSY BUT NOT TRASHY! SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "HEY, (INTRODUCE YOURSELF), AND BE HONEST...TELL HER THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DANCE WITH HER, OR BUY HER A DRINK OR JUST STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SONG PLAYING! A GIRL LIKES IT WHEN A MAN CARRIES HIMSELF WELL, SELF CONFIDENCE IS KEY! IF YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SELF CONFIDENCE AND YOU ARE REALLY TELLING YOURSELF YEAH RIGHT THIS GIRL ISNT GONNA GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY...SHE WILL PICK UP ON THE FAKE AND THE REAL...SO PLAY IT COOL! BE YOURSELF! AND HEY IF SHE DOES REJECT...IT'S OKAY...
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How's about I pick my butt first, then pick my friends nose.\n\nAnybody wanna be my friend?!
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you don't need pickup lines.  They are cheesy.  Just be yourself and go have a real conversation with her.  At first, say "Hi, my name is _______"  Be genuine.  It is not necessary to impress her, or seek her approval.  Turns some women off.  Be yourself.
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Just gonna go in a few minutes ! \nPlease say a big 'Hi' from me to the young gentleman..  \nGood night, dear.