HELP! I Can't Stop Pooping My Pants!?
922565
Have mother sew a 5 gallon bucket discreetly into the seams of the seat of your pants.
1014450
make him clean it up.  And don't help him.  is may sound cruel, but it will work.  tell him that he need to poop in the toilet, and just ask him through out the day, "where are we supposed to poop"\ntake away something that he likes.  Like if he likes to watch a certain show, so no show today, b/c you pooped on the carpet.  and don't reinforce him by laughing when he is dropping his pants to poop on the carpet.  Laughing will only make it worse.  Make sure that you are rewarding him when he does poop on the toilet, and when he does anything that deserves being rewarded.  When he pees in the toilet, ask him to sit down and try to poop when he is done.\n\n\nThere may be a more serious problem and you may want to have him seen by your family doctor.
465723
I do a pattern everytime. \n\n1. Wipe from Front to Back\n2. Wipe from Back to Front\n3. Wipe from Front to Back again.\n\nRepeat until toilet paper shows no poopy
220970
when you have to wipe your ass over and over
599115
use an anti-stimulant laxative... it's due to hormones.. your dr. could probably prescribe the best ones for your situation.
976968
In opposition to above, You DO NOT stop taking medications that can cause constipation.  What about the other reason, That is just nonsense.  Now to take care of your constipation. Drink lots of water and eat foods that are high in fiber or use a fiber substitute like Benefiber or Metamucil. Since you have taken a laxative, you may want to try taking a laxative that includes a stimulant like Ducolax or Sennakot.  These will help stimulate your colon to push it out.  Also, i'm sure you have probably been straining to defecate since you have been stopped up for a week.  You may want to try using a glycerin suppository as well as these ohter things to help lubricate your sphincter when your poo is on its way out.  This way you will lessen the chance of causing hemorrhoids and it wont hurt so bad.  Good luck, And drink lots of water :-)
348752
DUDE taking laxatives tolose wieght is like cracking eggs wih a hammer its not good  your colon an the normal flow will stop Elvis did this and died on a toilet  try exercise and drink a flood of water and  eat some  fiber like mimiwheats and whole grains and try yogarts and dont stop the natural function of the bowels   you can die  talk to a doctor  please dont die on the can at 42
1014453
No, I'd look for Kleenex instead. There's no way I'm pullin' up my pants without wiping myself first, brother!
321488
try to get your neighbour to help? call 911? the latter makes better sense though and maybe they can help you with your diarrhoea too. =)\nif me sending my spouse to hospital is my only option.. i'll sh*t my pants and car and everywhere else if i have to. but of course my apologies to all who have to do the cleaning.
990947
Drink lots of liquid. You may have to try some sort of laxative or see your doctor. That's an awful long time to be poopless.
1040833
woa woa WOA...Slow down girl! See, that's what happens when you post too many questions.....you end up in a spider wearing thongs cult!! Now slowly pull out the can of raid...get some of that duct tape from your previuos bikini contest and tape the spray valve on the can so it sprays continually...then get the hell out!
87265
HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
765892
you need to drink mineral oil every night two big swallows plus take the stool softeners 3 times daily. you can lay off the laxatives you do this for two days and you will be amazed at the difference it makes. you also need to not eat peanut butter or cheese. for the gas you can take two soft gel caps of gas-x any time you feel the gas starting to build up and it will stop that. al this stuff i told you to take is over the counter from wal-mart
707955
OMG .... I think I peed my pants a 'lil bit, gotta go check ... thanks a lot!! :)
331969
LOL, maybe your pants like diffuse the stink or even like absorb it and disperse it evenly throughout the day\n\nlol
387439
prune juice..steer clear of medications..they encourage lazy bowels..eat more veges.happy motions to you.
525152
Ok.. how badly do you want to clean up?  Use any kind of paper type item available, like seat covers?  If there is no one around, duck into another stall?  You could always use your underwear and throw it in the trash and go "commando"?  I think that'd work better for a man, we women have small satiny panties..I can't see that working too well for us.