What is the lamest excuse you ever used to get out of something?
918541
the creek's too high, dagnabbit!
468266
An excuse to get drunk.
686610
you knock off his/her crap and walk away
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
1156743
biggest mistake..would be that I took crap for so long!
816044
That is an  excuse... for a loser!!!
554509
you must have done something somewhere that you were not supposed to.......
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
837935
Pulling the plug on my Mom when she was brain dead.\n\nCoach
672530
here i sit broken-hearted\ntried to shit and only farted
1087148
When in doubt throw it out.
663114
I promised this guy friend of mine that I would take him on a picnic.  He's a bit of an odd duck and I didn't know him very well when we jokingly talked about a picnic, and the next thing I know, we're seeing more of each other and now it's a promise, but I keep blowing it off or coming up with some excuse...and then he died.  \n\nI'm going to find out where his ashes are and go have a picnic with him there.
532990
Get the hell outa that place.
799962
I have said that to get out of something I really didn't want to do and I didn't want to hurt the persons feelings.
553426
I couldn't get a friend to leave the house, so one night, I told him I'd smash a window at a nearby govt building, if he'd come with. He scaled a fence to get me a cinder block and we picked out the perfect window... A glass door!\nWhile we were crouched down behind a wall, he said, "wipe it off, so they don't get your finger prints!"\nNeedless to say, I was like, dude, first off, they're not gonna brush for finger prints because I broke a window. Secondly, it's a friggin cinder block, they aren't going to get fingerprints off a ruff ass surface like this.... So yeah, he ran across the street, I turned my hoody in-side out, so the camera wouldn't see the logo and *crash!* I smashed the fucker and took off running! Freaking out, with an extremely high heart rate, I ran in the wrong direction, a way from his house for about a half a mile, before I realized what a dumb ass I was. So yeah, I smashed a window so he'd leave the house for a whole ten minutes.
944670
the lamest one there is