Who Let The Blondes Out?
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Sorry its Six -- One more to hold the Container below the udder to collect the milk !!! Ha Ha Ha ...too funny !! I liked it ! LOL !!
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde \n\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She put M&M's in alphabetical order. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here,"she put "Sagittarius."\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "concentrate." She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She studied for a blood test. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." She sold the car for gas money! When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
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Jo gave them info on a case where blond girls were disappearing from an apartment complex and Dean and Sam went to check it out because Ellen wouldn't let Jo go herself. They got to the apartments and were checking out the place and Jo showed up to help. The apartments were built next to a jail where about 200 people were executed including the first known "serial killer" who preferred young blonds. He was hanging out in the walls and would grab them and hid them to kill them or let them starve to death. He captured Jo and they finally found here and trapped the spirit. Ellen told Jo that Sam and Dean's father was the reason her father was dead. That he took on a partner who made a mistake and got him killed and it ended with her upset and telling them to leave. About a 6 or 7 on a scale of 1-10.
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Why did the brunette buy 600 yellow sharpies?\n...\nShe was jealous of the blonde! Hahahaha!\n\nWhat's dumb, brown, and red all over?\n...\nThe brunette that tried to bleach her hair in the sun! Yarharhar!
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.\nThe driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"\nIrritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"\nThe blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.\nThe blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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She was blonde and needed to ask for directions?\n\nShe was blonde and got lost?\n\nThe chicken decided the trip was too far too make?\n\nTo see what he could see?\n\nI just made these all up in my head.  Happy hunting.\nP.S.  Your joke sucked.  : )
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Funny! :)\nI got it right away, Raveman you must be more of a blonde than I am!
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Was it The Charmings?
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the red head \nbecause the blonde has to stop and ask directions
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HE DID WHAT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF HE DID I AM GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!!!! (speaking of ppl going blonde, has anyone else seen the pix of joe and pete from fob when they were blonde? pete looked totally different, but it looked cute on joe.)
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.\n\nThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.\n\nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.\n\nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.\n\nSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.\n\nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.\n\nThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"\n\nThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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the ones with the afros?\nnobody!
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yesterday. no one was kicked off! the blondes (barbies) came in last place and have to be in first place next week to stay!
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Take her head phone off...\n\n\n\nA blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut.\nWhen the beautician approached the chair where\nthe blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was\nwearing a walkman.\n\n\nThe beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked\nthe blonde, "Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair."\nThe blonde replied, "I can't do without it, just cut around it."\n\nThe beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting.\nA few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde,\n"I just can't cut your hair properly while you are wearing\nthat walkman. Please take it off."\n\n\nThe blonde replied, "I just can't live without it,\ncut around it please." The beautician started cutting\nagain and finally had had enough. The beautician\nreached down and pulled the earphones from\nthe walkman off the blonde.\n\n\nJust as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and\non to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to\ndiscover she was stone dead. All were stunned! The beautician lifted\nthe earphones to her ear to listen to what was so important to the\nblonde.\n\nIn a soft but commanding voice she heard,\n"Breathe in.......... Breathe out............\nBreathe in.......... Breathe out............\nBreathe in.......... Breathe out............"
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it's just an expression.  there are just as many dumb brunettes and redheads etc as there are dumb blondes.  the expression originated back in the day when hair dye just came out and men loved the blonde hair.  so all the women made their hair blonde, and ppl started refering to them as dumb blondes b/c they're trying to be like everyone else.
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How did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?\nHe said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.\n\nWhy did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?\nHe couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.\n\nWhat do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?\nDouble-dumb.\n\nHow can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?\nThe green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.\n\nThree blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is\n sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?\nThe one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!\n\nWhat's the advantage of being married to a blond?\nYou can park in handicapped zones.
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the same person who let the dogs out