What is a good witty comeback to someone who asked me in a joking and playful tone: when will you die ..when?
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Never say die \nYou know it, or are you not God?\nWho is afraid of death?\nMy time has not come\nI don't know; I'm not God\nMay God forgive you\nI reject death\nNot yet\nLife is sweet
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lol i like Ur sense of humor ur funny we sould talk some time :P
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www.firehotquotes.com \n\nthey have some there.. && if you just wanna joke around, take a look at the others too.
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THE SOONER THE BETTER... oh sorry, caps lock. i'm really not trying to scream at you.\nas old as you are now, i'm already dead. died a while ago. minus a few years to your current age
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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false die.\n\nlol..lol...lmao..lol...snickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..lol.lol.hahahahaa.........giggle.........snort...snort.............laugh.....lol...........lol.............\n\n\n\nwhat was the false question again?\n\n\n\nhahahhahaha. lol.lol.....\n\n\n\n\n\n\nM U S L I M S ?????????????????\n\nW H A T . I S ... T H I S ........????????????/\n\n\nP E A C E F U L ...?????????????????/\n\nL O  V I N G.????????????\n\nK I N D N E S S ?????????????????????\n\nWOW.  YOU DISAPPOINT A L l A h ............RIGHT?????????\n\nA L L DUH,  SAY: CUSS POEPLE OUT?  TELL THEM TO: \n\nGO TOO HELL ????????????????????/\n\n\nWOW..  WOW...WOW..\n\nT R U E ...M U S L I M ...HATH SPOKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n..
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Tongue in cheek\n\nSaid kiddingly, perhaps with sarcasm, as a sort of joke.
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Say:\n\n"You finally graduated!  Now you can go get a job at Burger King and be "Lord of the Onion Rings!"\nhaha I crack myself up!\n\n\n..sorry it's so corny, I'm not funny.
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I like your sense of humor.
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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I can foretell your future.  Old, miserable, lying in a pool of your own excrement, and waiting for the CNA with the IQ of 89 to come back and beat you some more for making such incredibly lame sick jokes.\n\nHe-he-he.
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Grumpy Lady, died too soon.\nWatching you from the "Great Beyond".\nSo behave. I have connections, now that I'm dead.
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Acknowledge the person's response and listen to what he or she has to say.  You indicated he or she may be dying, so this is not the time to argue, but to listen.  He or she may have learned some valuable lessons and willing to share with you.
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When someone asks you.
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Haha, here's a few for ye take your pick:\n\n"As you slide down the banister of life may the splinters never point in the wrong direction"\n\nMay you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.\n \nWe drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of a hundred year old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow.\n\nMay you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.\n\nIt is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow\nthan to spend tonight like there's no money!\n\nMay you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!\n\nMay you have the hindsight to know where you've been,\nThe foresight to know where you are going,\nAnd the insight to know when you have gone too far.\n\nMay the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past\n\nWherever you go and whatever you do,\nMay the luck of the Irish be there with you\n\nMay you have all the happiness\nand luck that life can hold—\nAnd at the end of all your rainbows\nmay you find a pot of gold.
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hahahaha nice one!!!  I needed a hearty, uplifting, belly laugh,   .....cheers CuddleyKB\n\nYou even have a good point in your responce but be careful not to 'engage' in someone's reply or in doing so you can be drawn into an emotion that is distant from God!\n\nlove, light and peace my friend
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Thats witty. Keep 'em coming.\n\n\n--- LeeeN