The Cat on the Roof joke again?
921001
i've never heard this 1 b4......but 4 the 1st time hearing it i think its very funni told bi u!!!LOL
1155392
The funnist, one man told me he was sorry, he did not realise he was speeding because he was too drunk.  ( oh yea that one really helped him)\n\nThere cat got down around thier foot and they were afraid they would step on it, if they moved thier foot.
1186290
Heard this before.. it is not a riddle .. it is a joke...\n\nanswer is ... They are still thiking... (pointing to those who try to answer you!).. I am the last pig!!
495032
okk...\nA teacher puts a photograph of a Tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat?\n\nLittle Mary has the first attempt and answers "By fur Miss?"\n\nThe teacher replies "Not quite right Mary, but a good try."\n\nMeanwhile all during the lesson Little Johnny is sitting down the back raising his hand in the air saying "Me, Miss! Me, Miss!"\n\nThe next student the teacher picks is Peter, and he answers "Is it attached by skin Miss?"\n\nThe teacher replies. "Not quite right either, Peter, anybody else want to try?"\n\nFinally, the teacher had no choice but to pick Little Johnny. She said to Johnny "What do you think the tail is attached by?"\n\nJohnny replied, "Judging by the size of those nuts on the cat I'd say it would have to be bolted on!"
1162351
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
847345
awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
776984
LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
902700
That joke is not funny.
775977
Hehehe that was piss funny mate, got anymore?
42999
"Who skins cats? Why would you skin a cat? And there is not more than one way to skin a cat, there is only one way! You grab the cat and rip the skin off. What's a number two way? Do you put a hose up the cat's butt until he gets so bloated that he skins himself? Does he have a piece of velcro under his butt there, we just unvelcro him? No."\n\nKill two birds with one stone, you heard that one? You know anybody who's actually killed one bird with one stone? Kids try it all the time, you can't hit a bird with a stone, unless you have a giant rock and a little baby bird.
723518
What's the question?  Or is there a joke somewhere in there?
876169
I like that joke. It's not one to get offended about. It's very humorous! :)\nRaw Diva, don't listen to those arrogant foolish religious know it alls, especially common_sense_from_a_jerk!!!\nYou have a great joke and it's not distasteful in any way!\nI wanna hear another!!
809204
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
317317
the cat's name was "what"
625048
I AGREE with you sooooo much that it isn't even close to funny. I have been saying the same thing for a while now. BUT I don't stop at what you have said. I go a bit further with I CAN'T smoke in a bar or club now. I MUST wear my seat belt. I MUST wear my helmit. I CAN'T write on this post F**K you. Another one is that kid that has been wearing DRESSES in school all year long and he got to his prom and they REFUSED to let him in. Now most recently here in S.E. MA area and I don't know what states are included if you have a cat it MUST be spade or neutered by 6 months old. Even tho I understand the logic Who the HELL is the GOVERNMENT to tell me I WILL spade or neuter my cat. Yes I have five cats and they are ALL spade or neuter. BUT THAT isn't the point. The GOVERNMENT is putting their noses into OUR BUSINESS TOO MUCH. They wiretap our cell phone. Come on give me a break already. BUT anyway I have rambled on enough, YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT.
902344
Those of you who accused this joke teller of being a twat and racist read all the writing if you're able. He did say it was a joke. Also look at Al V's response....\nI wish you lot woul lighten up...after all let's have a laugh before the buggers blow us up.
486366
Muahhahhhahhahahahahahah!  That's a good one.\n\nI guess some of you don't realize this is a joke?