ever wake up thinking you were a single mother of 14 orphaned koalas?
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I can't answer that. My psychiatrist has me on her watch list.
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Yes! I have an adopted daughter and I have twin girls. I love all the same but there is a difference in the closeness I think because I gave birth to the twins
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Hmmm.  The last time I really thought of this was when I found out that Ex-Boy has the boy-and-girl baby twins he always wanted, but with another woman.  Had I been able to keep babies as well as make them, my life would be *very* different.  I'd still be living in Florida, for one thing.  I wouldn't know how to yell at the cats in Russian the way my wife does.  I'd be helping my mate detangle his long, curly hair instead of shaving her head.  And then I'd be typing bitchy questions about how he takes everything to the taxidermist and how he thinks duct tape can fix everything, including velvet chairs (I'm NOT kidding!), and I'd be bitching all the time instead of just occasionally.
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ya, dreamt to become a mother.. but those dreams are just meant to be dreams as right now i'm too young to have kids..
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Yes, I believe that while we sleep, our innocent little girls are taken to a secret place and turned into whining little monsters at about the age 12. \nThis is when the psychological nightmare begins!\nPerhaps a subsidiary of the sock snatching trolls?
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im a single mom w/ 13 kids
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I am blessed for any Mom's day I get to spend with my offspring.  That said I think mine was certainly not the best. Alone with 5 kids under 7, who think the idea of mother's day means: let's see how much we can get away with today.  But I survived and so did they..I think..head count..yeah they're all still here - LOL
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Last week, I confused reality with a dream (I was half-asleep) and I noticed this older lady standing in the corner. I know it's real because SHE was the same lady who introduced herself to me as my dream walker and spiritual mother Janiette. I have seen her fifteen times total. As well as my other spiritual guides, but let's not go there.
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I understand how you feel..I ran over the easter bunny on the highway early in the morning. I was very upset as i love animals and hit a deer, i cried!! By the time i hit a possum i was used to running things over. Just seems to be your time for running things over
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You reminded me of the night I woke up broke and pennyless - with stains on my pillow from my bloody nose.\n\nThanks.
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Oh Yea!!  You know those mornings where your hair is all wacky, sleep in your eyes, puffy, even your cheeks and mouth were puffy.\n\nI looked a wild raccoon storing his food, I just had to laugh so hard I almost peed.  Almost forgot I was looking at me!
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I'm not really a mother, obviously but I am a single father.  That has changed my life more than anything in the world could have.  I'll be quite honest, before my kids were born I was a bit of a partier and I really didn't take much seriously.  When my oldest was born I was only 18 but he really taught me there was something to life other than staying out late drinking with friends.  And because his mother couldn't see that and she didn't want to be held back from the life I gave up, I had to and still today have to play the part of mum and dad.  \n\nBeing both a mother and a father to my kids has turned me around so I'm not pretty much the polar opposite of how I was before they were around.  I learn something new from them every day and I think and hope I'm becoming further and further away from who I used to be.  Being a parent has taught me to put them first instead of myself.  I'm so lucky to have each of them around, they've all changed my life in so many ways that it isn't possible to write.  I'm sure every parent says this but it really is true.
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today I woke up at 7:30 \nfirst thing I did was feed the kids
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Yes, I have. There is also another angel out there who makes my day everyday without even trying. \n    She is what was left in Pandora's box. She is hope.\nShe just doesn't realize how special she really is.\n     You do realize that someone believes in you now. You don't have to take on the world alone because you have help when you need it.\n     You are a one in a million. The largest diamond in the world could never equal your value. \n      Never doubt yourself or your abilities because I don't. I believe in you.
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It was me!  Then I woke up. <pout>  Not me.  :(
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I am 56.  I haven't had one since I started mbing at 14.  However, a couple times when I have been "inactive" for a couple weeks or more, I have had misfires where I woke up just as something was about to happen.  You know what they say, "You could f.u. a wet dream!"
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That's too funny. It would be like me waking up one morning to discover that I'm a Pterodactyl with psychedelic wings! I would be initially scared but then very happy