what happened?...ive been making a sandwich for the past...TEN MINUTES : O?
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uuhhhhhhhhh......???? and?
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OUCH. easy lol ive been here for 5 mins now and still can't think of one.\nholly crap another 5 mins\nsymptoms... hows that\nsymthony.. haha\nlol this took 15 mins . this was hard.
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Put in in the microwave for 2 min.  Let sit 30 sec. and enjoy.
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gotta be this 30,000 calorie sandwich this dude made:\n\nhttp://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127131
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in 7th grade (A LONG TIME AGO) I did a project about how food molds, what makes food mold, and what conditions make it mold the fastest... all of the foods had mayo on them.. it was based around a pic-nic and the saftey of food being left out... that's really all I remember, except that I got an A.
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Wait 30 minute after eating:)
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last ate at 18.00hrs salad new potato's with ham and cheese...\nfollowed by melon... very yummy too. sorry your starving eat something quick before you melt away....
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It sounds like an allergic reaction. He should go to the ER. It could be Stevens Johnson Syndrome which is a rare yet very dangerous allergic reaction. You do not want to mess around with allergic reactions things can turn dangerous very quickly. If the food has MSG in it he could be reacting to it,but try to think of other things than the food. Could he have gotten any medicine or into any chemicals?
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lol to me, that sounds gross!!! you should put it back, theres all sorts of things in there that will give you food poisoning
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don't feel to o bad. my wife asked me a question about "tossing the salad" at diner one night. i was almost too embarrassed to tell her. most the other people are right though so i will save you the humility of having to read it again. God bless your innocents.
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Think about sandwiches.  Seriously.  Think about what you like on sandwiches, how you'd make it, what kind of bread, etc.  It sounds dumb, but it works.  Pretty soon, that stiffy will be long gone!
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Dirt on your sandwich.
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16 seconds was my best time. :o(
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I feel hungry. Time for lunch!
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It takes less than 5 seconds not to eat that extra piece of bread.... and a half hour to burn it off at a jog ( 140 calories) I would cut the food down
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Check your fridge or pantry for anything moldy.  Onions, potatoes, bread, oranges, look inside any open jars of food that might be tucked in the back of the fridge and forgotten.  10 hours isn't a lot of time, I'd try putting a piece of moist bread in plastic and keeping it in a moist warm place.  You could also go to a grocery store and ask the people who work in produce if they already have anything in the trash bin thats started to mold.
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Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.\n\n This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.