Do YOU SHOVE your FINGERS IN your MOUTH or WAVE THEM ABOUT when YOU GET THEM JAMMED in the DOOR?
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That is a touchy subject for me.My daughter had a door slammed on her finger,her little finger was hanging off.\n\nI wave them about,then put them in my mouth.
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I like to play around with mine. One thing that I do is act like they got some kind of an office and tell them to leave a message and I will get back to them when I feel like it. It works better if you have someone else do it for you too it will throw people off and they will even hangup and call back because they think they got the wrong number!! It is funny as hell. Have fun
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If someone told you that you could fit your fist into your mouth, they would probably not be very happy with you. Sure, it could literally mean jamming your fist in your mouth, but it usually means you can't keep your mouth shut or that you have a big mouth. You either told a secret or something you weren't supposed to tell, or you don't know when to shut up!
576889
damn dude, are you holding your crotch when you do this?
522674
It would be considered rude.  The most polite way to do it would be to use sanitizer on your own hands after shaking hands with others.
663715
Insert fingers, curl them up in a "come here" type motion.  It feels spongy.
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Personally, I don't like to shake hands with men....makes me feel like one of the guys.  I know in business you don't have the option but to shake hands.  I would suggest using your free hand to support either her elbow or forearm as you hold the "shaking" hand.  And, I wouldn't actually "shake" her hand...just hold it as you greet her.  I think that would be appropriate and respectfully acknowledge that she's a woman.... yet not too intimate to cause a problem. Most of us enjoy being  treated like women.  And, BTW....if you hold the door for me, not only will I smile but I'll also say thank you.
560235
If no one is around spit it out, If you have people around show some respect and swallow it. Its considered rude to some people.
197653
I prefer the old fashioned method. I call them on the phone until they either drink themselves to death or slice their throat with a spatula
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J and L but i am a good typer so my fingers are on home row (a s d f g h j k l ;) \n\nhope that wuz a good answer :))))))))))
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rofl a little time on your hands?
751961
Chew on their Fingers?
647689
Depends on the situation and what they say. I will take so much and then use a very quick response of the palm to the chin. When they look up from the ground, I tell them; "You as about as stupid as they come, you have no respect for me!!! I have no respect for you!!! Would you like to see more of my Disrespect or shut your Fu*king mouth and leave me alone. I have done NOTHING to you"!!!!!\nUsually, they seem to stay quite as people giggle. I call it; Acting in self defense! Usually when a person realize you will knock the crap out of them they WILL leave you alone. But, most of society now believes Verbal Abuse is OK.
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something call fingers and oral
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Ha ha! I think so too! And to add to the ridiculousness of greetings, how sincere is "How are YOU????" Do some people REALLY care? If you actually told them all your troubles, they would want to run away from you and go get a drink!!\nShaking hands is funny! You're right....but it could be worse! What if the standard greeting was something else...like pinching their fanny!!!
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I do not get alot, but, enough.  They are obnoxious.\n\nI do two different things.  One, I make sure they can hear noise inside, so they know someone is home, and I never open the door.  I let them knock and knock to their heart's desire.\n\nOr, if it is Saturday, I open the door, and tell them how rude and disrespectful they are to disturb my Shabbat.  They see the Mezazah on my doorpost.  Then, I firmly, and loudly, shut the door in their faces.
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A Japanese student of mine once answered this question by explaining that when her boss or social superior calls her on the phone, she bows - even though it's a phone call.\n\nKorean stduents asked to raise their hands in class to answer a question always touch the elbow of the raised hand with the other hand.  It is considered impolite not to.\n\nAnd my own nation - the English - have the quaint custom of turning their arses towards theatre/cinema-goers when we shuffle past in front of their seats to get to our own.  (In mainland Europe, you turn to face these people and greet them).  A Russian friend of mine once nearly hit someone for this as he thought it was a deliberate insult.