I have a rodent problem.  Where can I find a Chupacabra to help me solve it?
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Anywhere in Central America. They seem to change their appearance with different locations, so whatever look you want, you can get. Make sure you buy yourself a cow first, and leave it in an open feild. Try to catch the chupacabra feeding on it, and snag it. If you miss it, ignore the blow-fly larvae, because if anything causes you to disbelieve in the chupacabra, your chance at catching it will be gone forever. \n\nGood luck, although I don't think Chupacabras are fond of rodents. They'd better be  really big, juicy ones...big enough to mistake for a cow...
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I had a problem with mice when I lived in a country club in California. (there was an opening in the walls) I used a glue strip, but I don't recommend it. It was miserable...they were all glued down, screaming their little lungs out. It was horrible. I wouldn't recommend it. Can't you find the reason they're getting in and fix it permanently? And, maybe you could do what they do in China - get a little cage with a door...(The Chinese love to cook and eat them but you could set it free that way.)
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I found this:\n\nI remember a post, which must have been over a year ago, from somebody asking about B&D Taxidermy, and not being able to contact them. Well, I have an update on them! I just got off the phone with Bill Grenz, the man who is the Taxidermist.I have had a 30 inch Walleye with him for 3 1/2 years now, and I could not contact him. It took me about a year, but I located him! He told me that he had a house fire that destroyed his home. He said that they were able to save all the mounts, and all his files, but that they have been in storage while he is getting back to normal. Right now, he is relying on people getting ahold of him....so....he gave me a work phone number to post for anyone who may have a mount being worked on, and could not reach him. The phone number is 801-489-6352. I know him as Bill, but the name to ask for is Harley Grenz.He assured me that my mount, as well as all the others, are safe, and will be eventually finished. Although I have thought differently for the past while, he has always seemed like a genuine person and a nice guy, so I guess we'll see.Please pass the word on to anyone you know who may be in the same boat as me!\n\nIs that what you're looking for?
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Pygmy Mouse Lemur\nMicrocebus myoxinus
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Call Necromancy on MElrose Blvd in Los Angeles.  I'm sure they can ship you something suitable. I bought a dead seahorse from there.
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rug rat\ncouch potato\nroad hog
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one that is run by a chimp
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Check out http://www.spitz.co.uk/ or The Water Rats \n328 Grays Inn Road, WC1, Tel: 020 7837 7269\nEnjoy.
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I don't know about a net trap but there is "a more humane trap".  Wal-Mart might have some (they have some for mice) or see your local animal control, they often have alternatives for catching rodents.  Personally I like the old fashioned rat / mouse trap...snap! & the problems all gone.
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You should look for "vademecum veterinario". I did but I did not find any complete list. However, try asking at this msn group "Veterinaria Ecuatoriana", they will surely be able to tell you how to find it.\nhttp://groups.msn.com/VeterinariaEcuatoriana/_homepage.msnw?pgmarket=es-la\n\nGood luck :-)
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try torrid. they have a website I think. just google it and I'm pretty sure they have locations everywhere in the U.S.
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Get one of those bug bombs, and leave for a few hours.  If you have pets you should move them somewhere else.  I know, take them on a road trip with you?  Even the goldfish.
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contact your local animalshelter or humane society.
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Oh my gawd, I think I remember that game!!! \n\nNow youre making me look for it too =)\n\nYep its called Rodents Revenge!\nI found it here http://www.pcgaming.ws/viewgame.php?game=rodents_revenge\nIts a free download, so I'm going to play it too!
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Go open it up outside. How would you feel stuck in a bag of dust and lint?\n\nThen I would call an exterminator if you want your mouse problem solved.
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No. Where would I find such an animal?
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Try Animal Control or the Board of Health.