Do  people who say a joke is old impress you?
929719
thats a very good point which i might be able to elaborate on\n\nif you look at these peoples questions   most of them dont actually tell any jokes, they just seem to have heard them all and slate the rest,  makes you wonder why someone will write something on a joke that is so old instead of just flicking to the next
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Why? Just so you can call me old fashioned? Just so you can make fun of me behind my back? You're trying to see what kind of accent I have aren't you?\n\n\n\n\ncynical
1018048
aren't you a little old to say things like "duuuurrrrrr"?
263265
I think that the best jokes are something that slipped out of your mouth on accident. The things that are said ar not usually thought about which makes it all the more funnier. It also has to be the right moment. It usually has to be quiet for a good joke to be appreciated.
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I can't believe people are actually analyzing this. Saying it's old and dumb. That the original question was based on an assumption? It's a joke!!!! It was clearly stated that it was a joke. Lighten up people. Take the free points and be happy with the points and a funny laugh for the day.\n\ntosmith
933253
There is a good joke there, but presentation needs work
545627
No. You sound like someone who is very bad at delivering punchlines.\nYou need practice mate.
492538
coffin and it is not an old joke if you compare it to people who just started liking jokes
1170286
I love that joke.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen I heard it 25 years ago.  You must be a fantastic archaeologist to dig that one up.
927519
yes.......it's usually good for a laugh when it happens to someone else........the look on their face.  Classic.
901164
Confucious say:\nHe who laughs last do not get joke.
783595
Very funny, but even funnier that some people didn't get it!!!!\n\nSuperb.
793225
i think as a one liner it is funny.\n\nhahahahahahahahahaha\n\noh shite i am a bloke, how very rude of you.
900403
good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed.  your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
1122994
HAHAHA!! LMAO!! you told me to answer this question and i rekon its funny sh!t!!! wat a crak up!! i swear we can go as gud friends coz i alwayz crak jokes and luv a laugh- ppl would refer to me as funny if they new me!!\n\nlmao funny
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some of you lot answering are either sooooo thick or so sad, just give a thought before putting crappy answers this was from a 8 year old \nits clean, articulate, a great play on word from someone so young\nand its funny too,\nat the end of the day its a joke i you dont get it read it again if you dont have anything positve to write then dont bother to write,\nUPTHERE i've read some of your other jokes and your a funny guy give your nephew a big treat he made some of us laugh
801470
Make a joke about it and laugh it off--