Have you ever smelled the tissue paper after wiping your butt?
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Mmmm....another gorgeous question.\n\nLet me think...\n\nNope, it still smelled good enough to eat.  Wanna try?
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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Yes, in fact I did it one time while online for a ride in an amusement park. Even though the line was outside, I had let one go and within a few seconds people behind us were like "oooh, man....somebody smells like a**!". It was quite hilarious.
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Did you just do a poopie? Get the air freshener.
479857
If you smear white paint up your butt first, then  fart it out on a peice of black paper , then may you paint it pretty colors k?
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sad, but i do\n\nThe grossest thing that it has ever happened to me was about 13 years ago I was an airport and i needed a quarter to make a telephone call at the payphone I picked my nose and had nowhere else to place the Booger, someone approached me and i asked them for a quarter at the same moment and as I was exchanging to get the quarter I gave them the Booger on accident!\n\nGross, but true!
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This actually happened to me the other day. I had just finished wiping my arse with the shower curtain, when I considered just how inappropriate thet was. Thankfully there were several toothbrushes in a cup by the sink. These helped clean up the mess and spare my blushes. No harm Done eh? Thank God!
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ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
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No, I'd look for Kleenex instead. There's no way I'm pullin' up my pants without wiping myself first, brother!
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Will you take off your smelly socks first? LOL
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No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
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Have you checked up your ass ? lol (just kidding)
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This almost happened to me but I made it as far as the stall (but not the toilet).  It got onto everything but my coat.  Fortunately I was wearing a long coat.  I asked for a larger plastic bag & left the store with not a stitch on under the coat.  But before I left the store I tried to clean it up off the floor, walls, door & anywhere else it went -- all with toilet paper!  I told the woman who brought me the paper bag that someone needed to finish the cleaning job & disinfect.\nIt was terrible!  I found out it was a symptom of a new medication I was taking -- needless to say I stopped taking it.
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I did have one of these, in 1978. \nI was in college, living in the residential community on campus. We had had our Thanksgiving dinner before the holiday started. I had eaten a great deal. Then, I started drinking cheap Scotch, warm, with a friend. \nNext thing I know, I'm looking in my toilet saying to myself, "Barf in the toilet, not on the floor. Barf in the toilet, not on the floor." I barfed all over the bathroom, my bedroom, and passed out. \nIt was 15 years before I could stand the smell of Scotch.
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take a look at the skid marks!! DO YOU WIPE?????\n\nI feel sick now............ thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loudly say " Hey, do you smell that?! That's my butt!"