Why didn't anybody tell me I had a wife?
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ha ha ha. she is in your yahoo family right?\nhey what was i?\naunt, cousin, sister?\nLOL. thanks for the best answers!\nTHANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I LOVE YOU FORVER!!!!!! (in a friendly way lol!)\nhugs and kisses\n-KIZZ
67756
I could not keep track. I however could keep track of how many partners.I had one sexual partner and that would be my wife.I was a virgin until the age of 28.I waited upon being married to the person I love first.
258225
negative, I wasn't married!
507449
That's not a question.  Even with a question mark.\n\nGood luck finding a wife. If I happen to come across any likely candidates in the next few days, I'll be sure to give them your CV, which I have printed multiple copies of.
333056
my husband asked me that. i just expected him to say something snide or that I was doing something silly. and answering is like sharing a little part of yourself. i did show him my answer and now he is answering questions. he saw i wasn't being sneaky after all. In fact i was telling someone what it was like for me to fall in love with my husband. It actually made him a happy man.
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Well....I'll be honest....one of my wifes friends used to always press up against me.  She's affectionate to everyone...but wow.  Okay, now no one tell her.  I never took it further than that.  Promise!
935766
What's wrong with making it too obvious? You ask- have you ever been married? Have you been in many relationships? etc. etc. Getting to know someone is a part of dating and you're entitled to ask. You wouldn't want to be dating someone for 6 months and later find out they'd been married 5 times, would you?
682633
By the personal message that you sent me I would have to assume you are in a same sex marriage, don't worry don't ask don't tell!
1114411
I was that wierd 6th grade classmate.  No one gave my wife a million bucks to marry me.  Or maybe they did and she's just holding out on me.  Wait...now you got me all paranoid!
575340
For your information, when two ppl are married, nothing should be hidden from the other mate. It is supposed to be an open book relationship. So if the wife finds something the husband has done, she has every right to look, snoop, or whatever, he can on her too. You must have never married or you would know that. The two shall become one.....so each mate has every right to see, know what the other one has done or is doing, that doesn't make one a snooping b_____. so get a life and grow up. You're still in your baby stage of life. Haven't you got anything better to do that bash women and call names....? take a long look at your life and where it's headed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41877
i don't have a husband
147235
single,never been married and still looking.
501812
Because people are less to judge you quickly and get to know you better then face to face. In fact I met my wife on yahoo IM and we have been married 1 year and 1 month now. hahhaha
828024
maybe you should sit down and talk with her and ask her how she feels if you assume to much it could come off as an insult if you dont assume enough you will always wonder for the simple fact that you are married could be the reason that she is not coming straight out with you COMMUNICATION!!!
521206
The way my husband did.  He informed me we were already married (we were intimate.)  We argued for 3 weeks until I believed him.  God had already married us without us knowing it.
121830
Your wife,I see that you are married in your profile.
28763
I'm 40 and my girlfriend asks me all the time, "Why aren't you married yet?". I tell her, "Because I hadn't met you yet ;-)