my mama said democrats are more ugly than an empty glass of buttermilk, why?
919908
Because that's the sort of thing hillbillies are always sayin'! So how does she feel about revenoooers?
1036428
Neither,  but you are.   If you werent dumb you'd be president instead of him.  Idiots like yourself have no clue,  no ideas, and no vision.   What can you do better than him?   Sitting on your fat ass calling our President names is really helpful.   Keep it up,  and Democrats will keep losing.   Voters want ideas,  not useless Bush bashing.   I will never ever consider voting for a party without a cause (to help america).    The Democrat cause is only to hate Bush,  and that does not help America.   Dummy!
819585
that is funny bc just today, i asked my teacher if she was a repub or  demo. and she said she voted by person. i thought that is becoming more common to judge by individual beliefs instead of party, but then she said that she voted for george bush bc he was cuter than kerry. that threw me off!!!
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i would say nuthing because it's just like a joke.\n\nyo mama is so fat when she goes on the weigh it said to be continued.\n\n\nYo Mama So Ugly...\n\nshe put the Boogie man outta business.\n\nshe make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt\n\nwhen she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."\n\nwhen she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'\n\nshe looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!\n\nminutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said, "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."\n\nthey push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.\n\nwhen they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!\n\nyer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...\n\nshe put Marilyn Manson out of business.\n\nshe was a guard at Snake Mountain\n\nthey knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...\n\neven Harry Knowles refused to date her.\n\nthey embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!\n\nshe gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.\n\nTony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.\n\nyou papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.\n\nshe scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.\n\nwe had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.\n\nI heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.\n\nher shadow gave up.\n\npeople at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...\n\nher mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.\n\nwhen born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.\n\nhotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.\n\ninstead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.\n\nthey gave her a middle name...'accident'.\n\nshe fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.\n\nwhen she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!\n\neven Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...\n\nwhen she was born the Doc smacked her face.\n\nYou mama so Ugly that she's got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her...
1164432
Okay, I had a really good and well thought answer to this- then I saw where someone said that Democrats are rational and have vision- and I started laughing so hard I forgot what the hell it was.\n\nOh well, if I can stop laughing before you resolve this one, maybe I'll remember what I was going to say in the first place.
13677
Incompetent, indecisive, wishy-washy.  More responsible for the tragedy in New Orleans than Bush or Fema.  Dodged a huge political nightmare because she's a woman and the liberal media both wants Billary to win in 2008 (can't have a female Democrat leader look bad, might reflect on Billary) and is desparate to stay in the good graces of the N.O.W. gang (and other groups like them).
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First, it "naive".  Second, as for your argument, it's actually quite the opposite.  Democrats are the ones who do nothing but mislead people, scare people, and spew hatred.  One of these days, when you grow up and open your mind, you'll realize that.
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YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE CAN'T PAY ATTENTION.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE FARTS SPAM.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE PEE'S CANOLA OIL.
419202
The democrats have no backbone\nThe republicans have no souls
212431
your mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink\n\nyour mama is so ugly her own reflection wont look at her\n\nyour mama is so fat her last picture was an arial photograph
1133726
My two year old at HER worst could do better than Dictator Bush. So of course I could! I have yet to see anything redeeming in this sub-human, and I know that this Neo Con, fascist will have many, many re-incarnations to even somewhat eradicate his behavior while "running" this nation!
820426
Conservatives are at war with everyone! They can't play nice. Don't like Bible beaters. I'm just glade that the Democrats won! I sleep better at night!
943490
Democrats always lie.
1146452
The democrats hate her actually, she just happens to have the backing of the DNC.  The only people that hope she takes the primaries are the repugs because she might give them the ammunition they need to score another presidency.  The Democrats are way ahead in polls right now, the only way they can blow it is by putting the Repug suckup Hillary in the running.  She needs to stop kissing Rupert Murdoch's butt and start actually sucking up to her own base, because right now she looks like another chimp in a sea of bright shiny monkey.
933125
Cause democrats are GAY!
1057458
God dizzle, what are you on about?\n She has every right to say that, and shes true, if you've made up your mind to support bush then so be it. Im sick of us all being labeled 'Liberals', like its a dirty word. Im sorry, i seem to have missed the day when the idea of liberty became such a dirty word to the neo-con americans. \n To the poster, im sorry to hear about that, but some of us are just twats, basically. The left wing is full of 'FUCK BUSH'ers and frankly, its doing my sodding head in, Their are so many other issues we've got to grapple with, and i hated a liberal who doesnt know their facts. Im proud to be a Liberal, but im also proud to have actually studied my topics and know what im on about.\n I'd be glad to have a logical discussion with you :) Frankly, i dotn care if someones right-wing, if their courteous and rational im open to chat
476007
When Cynthia lost her seat to Denise Majette a few years ago, she and her whack-job daddy blamed "the Jews"...and they did it on local tv.  Then, to add insult to injury, they sued the State of Georgia for allowing registered Republicans to vote in the Democrat Primary...Georgia is an open primary state, and it's perfectly legal for registered voters to vote in which ever primary they want to, regardless of party affiliation, but they claimed it was a conspiracy...a recurring theme with Cindy.  Apparently everything is a conspiracy to her...the Jews are out to get her...the white man wants to keep her down...Tupac was killed by the US government.  The woman is a nut.  Plain and simple.  Racist?  Probably.  Crazy?  Definitely.