if there were zombies what would you do?
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Ok since I live in an Island and it was filled with zombies, the world would be safe and we would be fd. Just remember the basics, find green, red and yellow herbs, spray cans and the new item: eggs. Go to the nearest gun store, rob it. Don't shoot any zombies and go to the nearest police station so I can get a change of clothes. After that find even bigger weapons and call for back up using the nearest radio, after finding the pieces to put it together. And never forget to put the shield on the knight to open the door to the basement. Use a boat to leave the island and start working after that for the CIA.
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As a zombie lover and self proclaimed expert I feel obligated to weigh in here.\n\nWhile Romero makes claims of bring zombies to the cinema and mainstream, stories of zombies predates him by a long shot. While I think he is credited with making them Hollywood stars, even in film they predate him.\n\nThat said, your question was about 28 days later and Night of the Living Dead...\n\nMost dictionary definitions of zombie define them as mindless, and the walking dead. So lets look at 28 days later.\n\nWe have the Rage virus. It first kills its victims then reanimates them as living dead. While they are not totally mindless, they do seem to have lost much of it. So based on the dictionary meaning, I have to say that 28 Days Later does fit the Hollywood definitio of a zombie. \n\nNight of the Living dead, you have zombies that again infect the living through biting. It kills them and they reanimate as the walking dead. Same thing. Who is to say that Romeros zombies are not infected with Rage as well?\n\nIf you go over the genere you will see anything from meterorites, to alien DNA as the cause of zombies.\n\nWhat I find sad is that no one has created a thining man's zombie. While the walking dead is creepy and the sheer numbers poses some problems. In most cases, staying calm and outrunning them seems to work. Why? Because they are all dumb as can be. But what if a zombie retained just half of its reasoning. Imagine a zombie invasion then? You would have cop zombies and military zombies and all sorts of specialty zombies working together to zombify all the living. That is a far scarier situation.\n\n\nI stand firm in thinking that the 28 days later zombies also displayed a core set of behaviors and were chiefly mindless.
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Ever seen Day of the Dead?\n\nI'd hide in a super market and blow shit out of em. LOL
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i would give SMURFETTE a new mushroom house,tell her to gather the smurfs ...and do a striptease..then i would go get gramma
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I'll say they do.  They are just dead on their feet all day.\n\n\nThank you, Bearded, thank you Everyone, you are all too kind. It's like this, my first Zombie followed me home from a school field trip to Forest Lawn Celebrity Cemetery and I haven't been able to bury him in the past yet. My new book on the "Care and Feeding of your Zombie" comes out in June. I hope you all will buy it. Again, thanks. *Sits down modestly*
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Few people think zombies actually exist. But many hold they are at least conceivable, and some that they are ‘logically’ or ‘metaphysically’ possible.\n\nhttp://consc.net/zombies.html\nhttp://zombies.monstrous.com/\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie\nhttp://plato.stanford.edu/entries/zombies/
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kill towel heads believe me they will be invading here soon and you will already now how to kill them oh shit theres one now  be right back..............got him good luck
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Is it OK to be a semi-zombie - I mean is it acceptable to read the paper, watch the TV and stuff, as well as to surf the net?\n\nI dont think I am a full zombie, but then again I do not think I live in a zombie-free environment either.\n\nMaybe I am surrounded by full zombies which would make me a non-zombie by comparison?\n\nI am now confused. \n\nKnowledge is power.\nThe truth is out there\nThe Titanic is unsinkable\nThere is life on Mars.
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Zombies tend to sleep through a movie. Go with giant lizards, serial killers or terrorists.
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First things first, you have to know your enemy. Zombies come in two flavors: fast and slow. Fast are definitely cool, but you'll need more than a baseball bat and a pair of running sneakers to survive that zombie attack. Slow zombies - well why the heck would anyone die from a slow zombie? If you can't get away from a slow zombie, you earned dismemberment. \n\nLet's suppose that you made it through the first 10 minutes of the zombie-fest, and while most of your town are looking for live flesh to feast on, you're wondering how to hot-wire a car and get out of town. You need a plan of action... \n\nPreparation \n\nI'm assuming the reader isn't currently experiencing a zombie outbreak. If you are, skip down to the next section. \n\nPreparing now for zombiedom is a good idea. Remember what the TV preacher said, "When hell is full, the dead will walk the earth." So it's bound to happen sooner or later. Since it would look wierd if you started bricking up your windows and stockpiling rifles, you have to be smart about this. \n\nFirst, get to know the guy in town who bought a pallet of Spam to survive Y2K. He probably still has a ton of that stuff around, and knows all the good hiding places. \n\nNext, scout out all the big box retailers that carry ammo and food. Not too many eh? Tough luck, blue-stater. Someplace like WalMart is ideal, especially with the Garden Center for seed and stuff for longterm survival. A big bonus would be a nearby Home Depot or some such place so you can get plenty of lumber and quick-mix concrete for fortification. \n\nWhile you're preparing, always keep in mind locations where people congregate - you're likely to find lots of zombies there when things turn ugly. Highways, malls, and schools are especially bad. You also might want to mention to your friends and family in passing how well your hiding place could be defended, etc. That way, when the zombies come, they'll remember you said that and come help you. I don't recommend telling them you're preparing for a zombie invasion. \n\nFirst, the Fun Stuff \n\nAfter your initial panic, it's important to remember that a significant component of your surivival is the demise of the ghouls trying to get your tasty brains. Despite some reports to the contrary, the only way to permanently un-animate a zombie is to destroy its brain. This isn't rocket science (although that would be a cool way to do it). A gunshot to the head is the most direct way to disable a zombie, but not the only way. Decapitation also works, although the head will probably still function so don't let it bite you. If you survive long enough, and society collapses along with any hope of rescue, you'll need to develop some means of skull penetration that doesn't involve guns - a professional bowhunting setup works if you can get it. You might be squeamish at first, taking out your neighbors; with time this will pass, you might even adopt a gleeful hangman's sense of humor in your executions.\n\nRun or Hide \n\nThis is a no-brainer. You gotta hole up somewhere eventually, but pick carefully. Let's say that the outbreak is localized to your city, but you know that the neighboring town is zombie-free. Flee to the neighboring town. I know this sounds obvious, but don't sit around waiting for grandma to bite you. Get to the safe town, find a gun store, and join the Minuteman Militia. \n\nBut that isn't much fun, so let's think about what you'd do if the whole country is overrun. Since you already did your prep work, make a bee line for the WalMart you picked out earlier. Hot Tip: Pick a new WalMart if you can. Zombies tend try to do the things they were doing when they were alive, so they're gonna head to the mall, or WalMart, or school... you get the idea. And since we're on the subject, malls are a bad place to hole up in. Too many entrances, and not enough goodies for long term survival.
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Assuming I still had air to breathe ... first I would go kill every criminal because there would be no repercussions because no one would know I did it.  Of course, that might be difficult if I had no vehicle/airplane/pilot to transport me.  Assuming I had a vehicle/airplane/pilot I would also travel all over the world and see the sights for free.  Hmm ... this is a difficult question.  There wouldn't be much left to do after that.
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If the zombie has diplomacy he can do anything he wants without getting into any legal squabbles...he'll still have to worry about peta, though. I don't think zombies need immunity because they are very elusive.
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But what would you do ?
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Well, there was a scene in the "Dawn of the Dead" remake where a zombie without legs goes hand over hand on a pipe above the heroes.  He really booked!  If he had legs, he would have been seen by the heroes!
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Dreams followed by Zombie
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I hunt Zombies for there tasty rotting flesh. Its just delicious. If you are hunting a Zombie for food, so you can survive, then it's ok. If you are hunting just for the sport it is wrong. If your gonna kill it, eat it
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The zombies I know are all way too smart to go.  They'd rather be dead than go to Iraq.  Uh, right.  Okay, slight flaw in my logic.