What's the best riddle/joke/puzzle ever?(see details)?
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Here's a joke for ya:-\n\n\nOnce upon a time there was a Prince who, through\nno fault of his own was cast under a spell by an\nevil witch.\nThe curse was that the Prince could speak only\none word each year. However, he could save up\nthe words so that if he did not speak for a whole\nyear, then the following year he was allowed to\nspeak two words. (This was before the time of\nletter writing or sign language.)\nOne day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips,\ngolden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.\nWith the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain\nfrom speaking for two whole years so that he could\nlook at her and say "my darling".\nBut at the end of the two years he wished to tell\nher that he loved her.\nBecause of this he waited three more years\nwithout speaking\n(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).\nBut at the end of these five years he realized that\nhe had to ask her to marry him.\nSo he waited ANOTHER four years without\nspeaking.\n\nFinally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy\nknew no bounds.\n\nLeading the lovely princess to the most secluded\nand romantic place in that beautiful royal garden\nthe prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,\nknelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said\nhuskily,\n"My darling,I love you! Will you marry me?"\nAnd the princess tucked a strand of golden hair\nbehind a dainty ear,\nopened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting\nher ruby lips, said:\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\nscroll down.............\n\n3 hours ago\nWell, guess what she said ..........\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.......come on, guess what could she have\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\nsaid..............\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n...........well, she said..............\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n.\n\n"Pardon??''\n\n=============================\n\n::There goes another 9 Yearx...::
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HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
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Here are a few websites that have got the largest collection of riddles :\n\n[1] Just Riddles and More...!\nhttp://www.justriddlesandmore.com/\n\n[2] The RiddleNut.com - Are you a Riddle Nut? \nhttp://www.riddlenut.com/\n\n[3] Brain Food: Riddles\nhttp://rinkworks.com/brainfood/riddles.shtml\n\n[4] http://rec-puzzles.org/riddles.html\n\n[5] Riddles.com\nhttp://www.riddles.com\n\n[6] Riddles & Vocal Words Puzzles\nhttp://www.brainteaser-world.com/puzzles/vocal-words/vocal-words-archives.htm\n\nHope to hear nice riddles from you.
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Brilliant joke you are very funny!
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i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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i guess you heard it wrong because the real riddle is: one person is digging a hole and says,"Wheres the shovel?" \nand a couple of seconds later he says, "yep sure does!" \nAnswer: The person is a 4 year old in a sandbox and he is talking to his invisible friend. He asks him where the shovel is and then he asks him if his foot hurts because he dropped a shovel on his toe. Pretty stupid, huh?
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hahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\nhahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nVERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!
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"Jokes & Riddles" is two doors down the hall to the left.\n\n(all who wander are not lost)
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Look, these are not just jokes, but oh well.\n\nWhat goes up and never comes down?\nYour age. \n\nKnock, Knock... \n- Knock, knock.\n- Who's there?\n- Arthur.\n- Arthur who?\n- Arthur any better jokes than this?\n\nWhy can't centipedes play soccor?\nBy the time the put on a shield for their last leg, the game is over\n\nKnock knock.\nWho's there?\nYa.\nYa who?\nWhat are you so excited about?\n\n1. What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance? \n2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place? \n3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on? \n4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it? \n5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I? \n6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this? \n7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible? \n8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world? \n9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we? \n10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I? \n11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you? \n\nAnswers below.\n1. Throw the ball straight up \n2. 'e' \n3. Your fingers \n4. The past \n5. An echo. \n6. They are triplets. \n7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson. \n8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there! \n9. In a dictionary. \n10. A leaf. \n11. Put yourself back to back of each other. \n\n1. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one egg. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?\n\n2. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected MURDERER. They don't know what he looks like, but they know HIS name in John. Inside they find a carpenter, a lorry driver, a car mechanic, and a fireman all playing cards. Without even asking his name, they arrested the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?\n\n3. Three of the glasses are filled with orange juice; the other three are empty. By moving only ONE glass, can you arrange them so the full and empty glass alternate?\n\n4. There was once a recluse who never left his home. The only time anyone ever visited him was when the food and supplies were delivered, but they NEVER came inside. Then, one stormy winter night when an icy gale was blowing, he had a nervous breakdown. He went upstairs, turned off all the lights and went to bed. Next morning, he had caused deaths of several hundred people. HOW?\n\n1. She takes the basket as well with the last egg still in it.\n\n2. He is the only man - all the others are woman.\n\n3. Take the second glass from the left, pour its contents into the fifth glass from the left then return it to it's original position.\n\n4. He is a lighthouse keeper.\n\n5.The mailman did it, because there is no mail on Sunday.\n\nTongue Twisters\nIf you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!\n\n\n\nI wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.\n\n\n\nSounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. \n\n\n\nA sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.\n\n\n\nPurple Paper People, Purple
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What's the question?  Or is there a joke somewhere in there?
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Pressure!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I am soooo sick of seeing this riddle! Its been on here about 100 times!
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This riddle is a hoax\n\nsee http://www.contestcen.com/gry.htm
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how is this related to the catagory of jokes & riddles?
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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A coffin.  Umm, is this the Jokes and Riddles section, or do you not know how to select a category yet?
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QUESTION: WTF is that?