Village idiot lost in the desert ( long one)?
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that is hilarious lol
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QUITE FUNNY,IM ON MY WAY NOW,LOL\n\nCHECK MY ANSWER TO THE PAUL LE GUIN QUESTION,ASKED BY ANIGEFAR,
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Well, there are real towns going by the name of No Place, although therre are a few, so I can't remember them all. As for the pinpointed place of no place it is nowhere, it does not exist.
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Hi Funnyguy,\nAbout the time I got into high school, I started noticing the way other people were living. I began to realize that I came from a clan of poor ingrates, breeding without concern of a pedigree. In lay terms, I was a simple S.O.B.\nI began to wonder, oh no, what in thee hell am I going to do? It took awhile to get a plan but then, one day I sold my mum for a hundred dollars to some young punk. I took that hundred and invested it into a ten-speed bicycle.\nOK, there was a king-pin who lived in the neighborhood. I didn't know his name but everyone called him, "Angel," and I got a job working for him to deliver envelopes around town. The cops were always cruising the streets and I had a fun time ducking into alleys and following my bike after heaving it over the chain linked fence.\nI finally figured out what was in the envelopes and I had enough cash saved up to try another line of work. But Angel wouldn't hear of it. He said, "You ain'ta gonna quit. See that fat guy over der? He gonna beat the crap outta ya dad if you do." If that wasn't enough to persuade me to stay he added, "See dat greasy looking guy over der? He gonna rape yer sista."\nSo, I told Angel about my sister, how she'd been giving it up for a long time and, I already sold my mum, did he think I cared about what would happen to my dad too? Angel had another card up his sleeve and said, "See da girl over there, she gonna kill you and da worst pard of it is, dey won't be any pain."\nFunnyguy, I must tell you now that I became very frightened. So much so that I went to the chief of police and fessed up with the entire story. As I finished, I told him I only wanted to get out. The chief replied smug and self assured, as he drawled, "Well ok, we'll try to hep ya."\nA few days passed and my routines returned to normal. I had forgotten what wheels I had set into motion and stepped outside one morning to notice that no birds were singing. None of the regular stray dogs were roaming the streets. A tumble weed bounced out of an alley. However, I became aware of some S.W.A.T. team members scoping me from behind trees and roof tops. Then, the chief of police entered the street with a posse of cruisers. They drew their service weapons on me as a captain approached with a set of handcuffs. The chief said, "Angel's gone, the fat guy's gone, the greasy guy is gone. And now, you're going to join them."\nThe whole neighborhood got busted. As I looked out the back window of the cruiser I could see the bulldozers already beginning to level the block. I got sentenced away to perform hard labor. Taking turns between sweatshops, manual labor, milking cows, pipe irrigation. All the while always working side by side with cousins of inbreeds just like me. There is really no way out of this hell. The only moral to my story is,\nCHOOSE YOUR PARENTS VERY CAREFULLY!\n-Zealnik
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either a genius or a moron...depending on direction
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What are you an Idiot?!
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I been through the desert on a horse, but he didn't have name.\n\nI do remember that wasn't no one there to give no pain.\n\n\nhmmm....hope it helps!  :)
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The Cay? With the old man on the island that taught him survival tips? May be wayyy off, but ya never know until you try.\nPeaceout
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I AM TOTALLY LOST FOR LOST :)
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Dear faithful old hairy English Tommy! Ten years you waited here rather than disobey that last order I gave you. Stay here till I came back, I said to him. He waited alone in the desert. He never wavered from his duty. He kept the name of servitude shining bright. Eccles - Eccles - you upheld the flag. You never questioned the order. You stayed out here alone. You, without food or water. You, without money. You, without anything to stop you walking away. You! You IDIOT!\n\nHave you fallen in the water? some must still be in there.\n\nGreat show!!!
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Nice one,\nHow do you know a blind man in a nudist colony ? \nIt's not HARD!!!\nHe has a white walking stick.
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Cha Cha - Jazzy is right, but where do you come up with these questions?  Are you writing an encyclopedia?  Why not kick the the key board habit and go out and play in the rain.  Do something!  Anything!  And go tie your shoes with the zilliobobs at the end of them.  \n\nGo get some fresh air.   Shoot, I gotta go.  I need to feed my horses (in the rain, and tons of fresh air - you should try it!)
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BEING LOST.....or......BEING A HUSBAND!
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Percentage wise, where did you lose your brain? I don't remember where I lost mine either.\n\nTry an answerable question, will ya?
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Lost! Give me Sawyer anyday!
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Through in a few villages to pillage and I'm in.\nWhere do I sign on?
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The 3rd..!... shi it im still lost on the First..... How can a Fat bloke get Fatter with phuck all to eat ... until he finds a Plane full of Cake..!!... that took 18 weeks ..!! and the fat git was still a gimp..!\n\nI dont know ok.... im lost with lost... so im going to get Lost right Now... nuff Said.\n( But where is Buffy to save the day ..? ).....nuff said  , again..!