Monty Python's Holy Grail?
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I fart in your general direction !Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! - French castle guard\n\n\nto be honest though, I loved that entire movie, I can't pick a favorite scene thats just the 1st one I came up with...the knights were funny the Tale of Sir Robin is classic too, help help I'm being repressed!  , Bring out your dead!, Ni!, bring us a shrubbery!, they dressed me this way! well we did do the nose, it's justa rabbit, the number of the counting shall be 3 and 3 shall be the number of the counting... lol
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Check these:\n\nhttp://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/10/monty.python/\nhttp://www.intriguing.com/mp/\nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A687945\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hill\nhttp://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/htmlB/bennyhillsh/bennyhillsh.htm
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http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/n/nutty-professor-script-transcript-jerry.html
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"Monty Python's Flying Circus" and of course "Are You Being Served?"
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail.\n\nVillager: We have found a witch, may we burn her? \nCrowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER! \nBedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch? \nVillager: She looks like one! \nOther Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!! \nBedevere: Bring her forward. \n\n(a young woman is pushed through the crowd of villagers to the platform. She \nis dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, \nand a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is \nclosed by the carrot.) \n\nWitch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! \nBedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one. \nWitch: THEY dressed me up like this. \nVillagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't! \nWitch: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one! \n\n(Bedevere lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in \nfact rather small.) \n\nBedevere: Well? \nOne Villager: Well, we did do the nose. \nBedevere: The nose? \nVillager: And the Hat. But she's a witch! \nVillagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her! \nBedevere: Did you dress her up like this? \nVillagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no... \nOne Villager: yes. \nVillagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit. \nAnother Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart... \nBedevere: What makes you think she is a witch? \nVillager: Well, She turned me into a newt!! \n\n(pause) \n\nBedevere: a newt? \n\n(long pause) \n\nVillager: I got better... \nVillagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER! \nBedevere: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she \nis a witch! \nVillagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us! \nBedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? \nV: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!! \nBedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches? \nVillager: More Witches! \nOther Villager: Wood. \nBedevere: So. Why do witches burn? \n\n(long silence) \n(shuffling of feet by the villagers) \n\nVillager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood? \nBedevere: Goooood! \nOther Villagers: oh yeah... oh.... \nBedevere: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood? \nOne Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er! \nBedevere: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone? \nVillagers: oh yeah. oh. umm... \nBedevere: Does wood sink in water? \nOne Villager: No! No, no, it floats! \nOther Villager: Throw her into the pond! \nVillagers: yaaaaaa! \n\n(when order is restored) \n\nBedevere: What also floats in water? \nVillager: Bread! \nAnother Villager: Apples! \nAnother Villager: Uh...very small rocks! \nAnother Villager: Cider! \nAnother Villager: Uh...great gravy! \nAnother Villager: Cherries! \nAnother Villager: Mud! \nAnother Villager: Churches! Churches! \nAnother Villager: Lead! Lead! \nKing Arthur: A Duck! \nVillagers: (in amazement) ooooooh! \nBedevere: exACTly! \nBedevere: (to a villager) So, *logically*... \nVillager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) \nIf...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood. \nBedevere: and therefore... \n\n(pause) \n\nVillager: A Witch! \nAll Villagers: A WITCH! \n\n\n(they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere's largest \nscale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.)
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A Monty Python movie! I love that one!
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these guys answered what the --proof-- of the pudding is!  your question is what is the --poof-- of the  prudding? I would guess and be wrong so goodday!
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MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. The Producers (I prefer the original). Blues Brothers (also the original, not 2000). A Fish Called Wanda. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Just Friends. Wedding Crashers. Eddie Izzard stand-up. What About Bob? Mouse Hunt. Something by Mel Brooks, such as High Anxiety, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, etc. I don't know; it depends on what you think is funny.
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reading Terry Pratchett - I have often been caught giggling on the bus ;)
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Excalbur ..  ,   Troy,  Alexander...(w angelina Jolie), Monty Pythons Search For the Holy Grail....,First Knight, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, The Adventures of Robin Hood (errol Flynn)and Knights tale to name a few
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The python programming language is a very powerful interpreted language.\nIf i remember correctly it was named after monty python.\n\nread what wikipedia says since they would know better\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_programming_language\n\nIf you are interested get started in python\nhttp://www.python.org/
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Hands down, Monty Python.
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That guy in the Monty Python show did...which one was that?  The MEaning of Life?
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"An African or European Swallow?" It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Here's the full quote:\n\n \nBridgekeeper: What... is your quest? \nKing Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. \nBridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? \nKing Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? \nBridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. \n[he is thrown over] \nBridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh. \nSir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? \nKing Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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You should watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".  It is a very accurate portrayal of the good and bad things that knights did.
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The Life Of Brian - One of the funniest films I've ever seen. Banned in Ireland for a while, fact fans, because of its 'blasphemous' content.