Have you tried kissing a horse? I think I am going to try and french kiss my Palamino?
924969
How 'bout that cowboy!  Aren't you kookie!
557895
You Kiss,While speaking French,or\nYou speak French,while kissing.(lol)
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Well I  am( oops was LOL) and would dearly give it up for DAVE (The Animal) Batista, we could pretend n all that..\n\nI could show him some of my body presses and he could show me his submission move..mmmmm or is that submissive move hmmm???.....................\nWell a girl can dream can't she ?LOL..♥
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Maby you can be mine ya wana Horsesandalove@yahoo.com
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Really wacky question... LOL... Would you? I was thinking of an animal with a wide and long tounge... hmmm... how about a cow?... why not try it. It would be a great feeling, I think. =)
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Definitely an Italian Stallion, I prefer men with dark hair. One look at Zambrotta and you will feel the same...
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i would probably suggest that we immediatly be whisked away by a horse drawn carriage into the setting sun where we will then get on a private jet plane and fly to some exotic location where we can get to know each other.\n\nwhat do you think?
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I CAN'T DO IT BUT LOVE IT: THE SIGHT OF THOSE FIT LADIES WEARING JODPHURS, BOOTS AND CARRYING A CROP! YEEHAW!!!\n\nI'D BE THEIR BROWN HORSE CALLED PONYBOY!
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You should all wear neck braces like Joan Cusack does in the movie, and THEN try to kiss.   Ha ha.  Sorry.
640354
Are you stupid? A Tom Thumb is a western bit- she's using a french link showing IN HAND so obviously, she's showing English in hand- not western. Dear Lord.\n\nAs for the original poster- seems like the horse needs to learn some respect and how to get out of your bubble. Don't go switching bits- that won't do anything. The horse should behave without a bridle, period. Work on the ground a LOT and don't tolerate any crap. I'm not telling you to beat the horse, haha, but he's coming that age where he needs to learn to respect your space.
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a horse walks into a bar.  the bartender says "hey bu.. bu... bu... hey bu... bu... buddy, why th... th... th... th... the long fuh fuh face?"\n\nwow, what a terrific audience!
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I was at a party; the host of this party had a large dog with very pronounced male genitalia.\n\nWe were standing around. . a bunch of middle-aged suburban couples with drinks in their hands, (no it was not a very good party) when the dog, presumably to liven things up started to masturbate with its tongue. There was a silence broken only by the frenzied lapping of the dog.\n\nI said, 'I have heard of dogs looking like their owners but this is ridiculous'\n\nIt did not go down (the remark I mean - the dog continued happily to consummation) well at all.
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I'll Come! And I'll bring my pet Guanaco, Huancita. She loves Hiking! \n(and we can get her to carry everything)I've just mentioned it to her and she's become very exited .What do you say? We'll dump all these Dictionary dwelling do gooders for a day of mindless humour .I'm sure your llama will change his mind when he sees her.(Tell him she likes it rough!)She's better looking than your average camelid!. Just don't mention the Bolivians, Huancita's domesticated and thick skinned but some things just  her goat up.
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I like the horse.  For some reason I feel safer on it.  Next would be the high bar.  I love to giant!
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I like your style.\n\nI am going to try it and see what happens.........................\n\nOh hell !! I followed through on the fart bit........be back in a mo..................
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lick and smell yours..........Ok?\nLike that..
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OMGees Hun, sounds like  he is an Italian Stallion, that means whatever he has to offer would be beneficial to you, doesn't matter in which way.  I say go for it, you have nothing to lose and a lot to gain. Good luck with your Italian stallion