why do liberals shapeshift into malevolent reptile-hybrid creatures with large fangs that shoot poison darts?
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I did not know that i could do that but i cant wait to try
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Liberalism is a mental disorder. yes they are all puppets
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Venomous and Poisonous Spiders and Snakes.
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Because liberals are not really what they say they are.  They speak of tolerance but they are the most intollerant of all who don't agree with them.  They are stupid
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WoW is that deep. You should be ashamed at yourself for exposing the liberals to something that complex. Do you want their pointy little heads to explode? Have you no mercy?
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It is a worm, some specie of leeches would suck the blood of larger animals.\nThe link has a picture.
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He was smart to come up with an idea to keep those big assed snakes out of the U.S.  Bush is training alligators to attack black people.  Think what he would have done with those snakes.
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Just that I am terrified  of them ,and it is a cold blooded reptile. Most change colors of the surface they are on. Good things about them are..they help control a lot of the insects that are harmful to man such as misquitoes, flys ect. there is only one known poisiones in the U.S. that is the Gilla Monster found in the deserts of the southwest USA. The rest you can play with and maybe get a painful bite.
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Because liberals like to have sex.
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That reminds me of one of the ancient mythologie (greek, I think) called the Ouroboros---the snake eating its own tail.  No end, no beginning.    Good point on the "circular arguments".....
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Getting "Peppered" with bird shot while hunting is not all that uncommon an occurence. It happens. Most everyone who hunts birds will tell you that. Nothing would happen, it is an accident.\n\nThe uber-libs and the liberal media are blowing this completely out of proportion.
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This is kinda a dumb question to ask online. Everyone here will either be preconditioned to be liberal or conservative and simply think they are cool/smart/diffrent for having their opinion. You wont get anything new. \n\nI am pro-war. Humans have no check on them, no larger predator to keep us balalnced. So we are our own largest predator. War is nessesary to keep us fit and kill people dumb enough to get themselves killed.\n\nGO WAR!!!!!!!
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No they're not human.\n\nDid you ever see Close Encounters of the Third Kind, the movie in which the aliens come down to devil's tower in Wyoming and chooses Richard Dreyfus to come with them to their more advanced culture.\n\nThat is a story about conservatives bringing a liberal out of a darker society into their wonderful light.\n\nNobody is quite sure about what the aliens will do or whether they are dangerous or anything like that, but the man whom they choose to follow them, Richard Dreyfuss' character we know is very lucky indeed to have been brought into this pure and undefiled existence.\n\nDo you see how horribly it wrecks the man's life though.\n\nGrowth is a painful process, and liberals are like little children who either are or are not able to respond to the rigorous nurturing techniques through which conservatives would bring them to the light.\n\nThe light is too bright for their eyes, and it causes pain, so they say conservatives cause me pain, but actually the pain is a result of their inability to stand in the light, because of their weak eyes.\n\nThey have been standing in the dark for too long.\n\nPoor blind children.\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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menifeedave..."queers and baby killers"???  so you are saying that all liberals and/or democrats are queers and baby killers, right?  i just need some conformation on your answer!
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I have to give it to the monitor lizard in this case.  the gilla (sp) monster's bite is nasty infectious so all it takes is one good WHACK and eventially the lion and or tiger is down.  and i think what alot of people answering this question are forgetting is that it is a reptile.  reptiles have good armor whan it comes to getting into scraps.  and like it or not \nthey aren't as slow and dumpy as you think.  also komodo dragons have that tail, and they damn well know how to use it.  one good whack from that tail and lion/tiger instantly has a broken leg and or a few broken ribs.  or if it lands a blow up side the head it could very well render the lion or tiger unconscious. \n\neither way if they were to scrap i think if the dragon didn't win outright then both would end up dead
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no poison, Anacondas are constrictor snakes, they squeeze there prey until they can't breathe and die, then they eat them whole.
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mows them down with a machine gun...\n\nbut they breed so damn fast...