what is the pun in these two lines?
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Rules - means the rules of grammer or rules like a ruler or king rules.
623884
both expressions are thought out before they are carried out
227678
Thak you for the two points ^_^
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1st one: That is one of the most unintelligent quotes I have ever heard. Who ever would do that is purely ill.\n\n2nd one: I could live with that we will fight but do not expect me to go down easy.
901449
It's a smiley face.  I wish someone would trell me what this means: \n( . )( . )\n\nor this:\n(_|_)
1002155
Double entendre ahoy!
339065
i dont know but thanks for the two points
1154765
Thanks for the chuckle. And the 2 points.
786319
I think someone is playin a joke here. The R is correct it stands for "roped in" but should be F
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1)Theres a blonde and a brunette walking in the park. The brunette says to the blonde "look, a dead bird". The blonde looks up into the air and says "where?"\n\n2)Theres this blonde woman driving her car down the road and all of a sudden starts swerving. A police car behind her notices this and pulls her over. The blonde says "thank god your here officer, these trees keep appearing in the middle of the road and i have to swerve to avoid them." The officer replies "thats your air-freshener."\n\n3)Why shouldnt you let a blonde use your computer? You'll end up with tipex all over the screen. (cos shes usin the word processor, inevitably makes a mistake and tries to tipex it out) [do americans have tipex?]
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it's a smiley face.  it usually comes after a joke or a happy sentence.  it can also be written this way :)
1085756
The first one implies God needs to love you even if you are to dumb to know it. The second implies he already does and you are being informed of the fact.\n\n\nSub-teacher for many years. Not any more cause God love me I quit.
923847
LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
1006852
the answer is two duh lol
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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Pun means:  "A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words. "\n Thus a phrase may have several different meanings depending upon the context in which it is used.Comedians often intentionally use phrases with double meanings(Puns), to create comic effects.If this is done accidentally,then that would be a case of no pun being intended.
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both one is singular, the other plural\n\n:> peace\n.