Will you help me bash the movie Armageddon ?
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Several points.\n\n1. Did you notice that there was smoke on the asteroid? How can you have wispy smoke where there is no atmosphere?\n\n2. The one bozo goes "space happy" and starts firing a gigantic weapon on the asteroid. Excuse me? Why would you bring artillery with you on this mission. What did they expect to find -- Martians? If time is of the essense, why would you even bother to unpack it and set it up? Does any of this make ANY sense at all???\n\n3. The specific gravity on an asteroid would make conventional movement as depicted in this film impossible. There's no way they could drive around and do the things they do in such low gravity.\n\n4. the concept of a single nuclear warhead splitting in two an asteroid the size of texas is simply beyond the pale of accepted physics. If that were possible, the repeated underground nuclear tests conducted by the government in Nevada years ago would have split California off from the continent decades ago.\n\n5. During the trip to the moon, the people are experiencing g-forces that would compress any living thing to protoplasm. It is physically impossible to survive the calculated g-forces the film puts them through. And yet -- two things-- ONE: they continue to be able to speak (which means they have complete control of their breathing -- an impossibility), and TWO: people who are totally out of shape like these wildcatters somehow survive it -- an ABSOLUTE impossibility). \n\nThere are probably tons of other mistakes in this turkey, but this is all I can recall off the top of my head. I've tried to blot this film from my memory, and this is the best I can do. Hope it's enough.
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<b>Antenna snaps off\nCyclone kills television\nInteraction thrives </b>\n\nGood question!   old fashion html Haiku make it stronger!\n\nI urge be stupid like stephwen W below with \nThe apocalypse I believe is not far off.I am a Christian,so you must follow what you believe in your religion.\n\nMe sorry? "Bad time come. Me X so you must follow your Y.  If me not X, of course, you do whatever." Stupids everywhere.  You can have mine  I tell you they cheap on ebay.
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SORRY BUT JUST TRY ANY MOVIE RENTAL PLACE....\nAND YES IT IS A DAMN GOOD MOVIE AND ITS VERY SAD...I JUST CANT STAND THAT THESE PEOPLE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS...IF I WAS A MULTIMILLIONAIRE I WOULD PAY A BUNCH OF MERCENARIES TO GO AND RESCUE THESE LITTLE GIRLS AND KILL THE SICK SOB'S WITH ONE SHOT TO THE HEAD....
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No.  It is interesting to me that the same people who bash Christians and deny the authority of the entire Bible are always the first to jump on the latest theological bandwagon as long as it runs contrary to accepted beliefs.  Take for instance the Divinci Code.  Now the hot topic is the gospel of Judas.  It reminds me of the way Hollywood is quick to make movies about the powers associated with the devil and demons, but rarely makes one portraying God's side of the picture.  How many horror movies have been made about demons?  How many movies have been made about Christian faith?  Beware of the latest fad -ALWAYS!  To me the good news about the latest debate is that anyone seriously engaged in it, has already admitted some very basic truths.  Namely that Jesus existed, that he was crucified, that his follower Judas handed him over to the authorities.  Those truths have never been in question.  Any historian will tell you that the life of Jesus is THE most well documented event in history.  That in itself should tell you something.
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I watched it but i thought it to be very strange. please dont get angry with me because i answered it this way. some ppl get angry with ppl on here because they dont agree with them. I just thought the movie to be strange that's all. good luck and god bless and happy thanksgiving.
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Everything in opposition of the Bible drives them crazy. It's already been established that it is fiction, and not even an original piece of work as it was stolen from other writers. But some people believe that it is really possible. That's their perogrative. I have not seen the movie so I can't comment on the contents. \n\nBut I agree you really do have to wonder when someone gets that upset over something. Perhaps it's not near as strong and firm as people would like you to believe if they get that threatened by a work of fiction.
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I am in agreement with you...there is no reason to censor the movie... years ago I believe there was also an outcry over "The last temptation of Christ" as well.....religions tend not to be very tolerant of anything that could  possibly contradict any of their version of history or potentially influence people to question the version...... people have to keep in mind that all religions are man made , the bible was written by men ... which logically means that much of what is written in it must be  questioned...or at least  viewed as embellished to suit  the writers preference ......
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don't waste your money, seriously, do you think that is going to be a good movie? give my your money and you can watch me play with my remote. go see cars, it's more entertaining and wont suck your brain out.
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Have you opened it? No? Good, now return it, it's no good, very boring and blah. I would watch something else. How about the exorcism of emily rose?
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What kind of movies are you talking about?  Movies on hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes?  Personally, this wouldn't be something that I would spend my money on, but it may interest others.
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Armageddon (1998)\n\nChick: Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking
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NOT ME!!! The movie is f*ckin stupid!Whoever wanted to make this movie is an @sshole and a j@ck@ss and a mother f**kin b*tch!! That movie is so retarded!!! For those of you who want to watch you are so insane,don't care about JESUS,and is an idiot,@ss,stupid,and a pu*sy for not doing what is right!! Leonardo Da Vinci go to HELL!!!! I'm talking about the movie maker too!! Shut the f**k up b**ches!!!
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While I disagree with "foxchasesfeather"'s moronic way of answering, I wholeheartedly agree with her point:\n\nYou suck, that movie sucked, Paul Walker sucks, and all Nissans suck. I hope to God you don't ever have kids.
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Pretty sad that you can't even name a movie without getting your asterisks!\n\nMakes me want to *** the ****** with **** for not ******* while I ******* this ****** thing.\n\nOh, but the movie is good.
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Not at all. I thought it was a very clever movie. Obviously some Christians will whine about it, but let's be realistic - some Christians whine about everything.
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You don't know anyone who likes History of the World? You need new friends!\nI'll say Vanilla Sky.  Everyone seems to hate that movie?
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SICK----- I think you would get the PINK EYE from WATCHING the movie!