Funny Joke - Four white women are drinking cosmopolitans at a NYC apartment....?
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OMG, everything you contribute here are so dull..... they are not even jokes!!!
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NO\n\nit's the blonde white chicks that\n\nare hot as shit
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"The Pink Joke"\n\nThere is a woman who owns a Bed and Breakfast in Ohio. She loves pink, the whole place is decorated in pink. Pink curtains, pink carpet, pink furniture, etc.. She is sitting in her living room one night and someone knocks on the door. It's a young woman needing a place to stay. She lets her in. She walks the lady down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, down another pink hallway and shows her to her pink bedroom. She brings her clean pink towels and fresh pink sheets. She then leaves the lady and goes back downstairs to find someone else knocking on the door. It is another young woman. She lets her in. She leads her down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, down another pink hallway and shows her to her pink bedroom. She brings her some clean pink towels, and fresh clean pink sheets. She goes back downstairs. She goes into her pink living room, sits down on her pink couch, and props her feet up on her pink ottoman. She hears another knock on her door. It is another young woman needing a place to stay. She lets her in. She leads her down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, down another pink hallway, and shows her to her pink bedroom. She brings her pink towels and fresh clean pink sheets. She goes back downstairs to her pink living room to sit on her pink couch and prop her feet on her pink ottoman. After a little while she goes back up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway to each pink bedroom. She asks each young woman what they would like to have for breakfast. Two of the young women asked for eggs, while the third woman asked for grits. The lady takes their orders and hurries back down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, down another pink hallway into her own pink bedroom. She gets ready for bed in her pink pajamas. She crawls into her big pink bed and covers up with her pink blankets. She wakes up early to cook breakfast for the young women.\n\nWhat did you learn from this story?\n\n2 out of 3 women prefer eggs to grits\n\nHa Ha!
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A white bloke had a Jamacian work mate, \nOne day he asked him "Is it true you Black guys are better in bed than us whites, and if so can you give me any tips?"\nThe Jamacian replies \n"Yeah , you whites are too eager to get it over and done with, take your time, two long slow stokes follwed by two short quick stokes followed by two long slow stokes and so on. \nThat makes em scream every time"So that night the white bloke starts making love to his wife,two long stokes, two short stokes two long strokes ect ect..\n Eventually he asks his wife\n "do you notice anything different dear"
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A blonde heard that taking a bath in milk makes you look beautiful. So she left a note to her milkman telling him to leave her 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman received the note, he thought that there must me some mistake, so he knocked on the blondes door to clarify the order.\n\n"Excuse me, miss, but...is this request written correctly?"he asked.\n\n"Yes it is," replied the blonde."I'm going to fill up my bath tub with it.\n\n"Would you like that pasteurized?"inquired the milkman.\n\n"No,"said the blonde. "Just up to my waist."
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BORING----IRENE FROM BOSTON (got slapped by Stephen, WHAM!)\n\nHOOCHIE----TONYA FROM CHICAGO\n\nDUMBEST----AMAYA FROM HAWAII\n\nINTERESTING---DAVID FROM NEW ORLEANS (very poetic & gorgeous)\n\nANNOYING-----CT FROM PARIS\n\n\nMY CATEGORIES:\nVIRGINAL ROOMMATE---JON FROM LOS ANGELES\n\nBEST CAST OFF---DAVID FROM LOS ANGELES (Tammy & Beth did him dirty)\n\nALL AMERICAN----MIKE THE MIZ FROM NEW YORK (crazy yet competitive)\n\nOUT THE CLOSET ROOMMATE---KARAMO FROM PHILADELPHIA (who knew until he said so?)\n\nINSTIGATOR--IT'S A TIE BETWEEN PUCK AND BETH (nothing but trouble starters)\n\nLONER ROOMMATE--KAIA FROM HAWAII (enough said)\n\nETHNIC ROOMMATE---MELISSA FROM NEW ORLEANS (who happened to be mixed...what's the big deal with her)\n\nPLAYAH ROOMMATE---SYRUS FROM BOSTON (old timer has it going on with the opposite gender)\n\nDRAMA QUEEN----TECK FROM HAWAII (need I say more)\n\n\n\nHONORABLE MENTION:\n CORAL FROM NEW YORK (will fight a man)\n\n RUTHIE FROM HAWAII (will fight a man and a woman)\n\n JULIE FROM NEW ORLEANS (is crazy for trying to unhook Veronica's harness on the challenge)\n\nANNESSA FROM CHICAGO (has no shame or manners)\n\nPAULA FROM KEY WEST (can't stay sober)\n\nDAN FROM MIAMI ( will tell it to you like it is)\n\nI COULD GO ON FOR A WHILE. BUT THIS IS MY LIST.
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1st house is yellow and the owner is a Norwegian who drinks water, smokes Dunhills and keeps cats.\n\n2nd house is blue and the owner is a Dane who drinks tea, smokes Blends and keeps a horse\n\n3rd house is red and the owner is a Brit who drinks milk, smokes Pall Malls and rears birds\n\n4th house is green and the owner is a German who drinks coffee, smokes Prince and has fish\n\n5th house is white and the owner is a Swede who drinks beer, smokes Bluemasters and keeps dogs.\n\nANSWER:\nSo the coffee-drinking, Prince-smoking, German in the 4th house (green) is the owner of the Fish!
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Da! Ist gutt, nyet?\nRussian women were featured in this issue.\nIt is a token salute to the warm bosoms of the chilly chicks from the old country!
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Okay, this one isn't all that funny, but it made my grandpa laugh:\n\nSo, the wife says to her husband "Dearest, since you're out of work, we've been a bit strapped financially. I think we need to go on a budget." And the husband says "Why?" The wife answers "Well, you spent fifty dollars on beer last week." To this the husband replies "That's funny. You spent fifty dollars on Avon last week." The wife comes back "Well, I need that stuff so that I can look and smell nice for you." The husband retorts, "Yeah, well after I drank that beer, you sure did look nice."
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Is that where they all get together and dress like the other gender and drink.
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WHITE WOMEN!!! (growls and licks eyebrow and beats my black chest)... Oh wait I am white.. (licks eyebrow anyway)..\n\n  Me da had a sayin.."chances are, when you wonder what folks is thinkin, chances are they aint"
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are all enjoying a beer in a pub when three flies come in through an open window and land plop, plop, plop, one in each beer.\n\nThe Englishman says, "Bloody fly." then takes a fork, genlty removes the intruder, wraps is up in a napkin and throw it away.\n\nThe Irishman says, "DIE, FLITHY FLY!!!" then smashes his mug, fly and all against the wall.\n\nThe Scotsman picks up the fly, bends on wing behind its back and says, "Spit it out you little thief!"\n\n***\n\nI saw a Scotsman sitting on a park bench crying the other day.  I asked him what was wrong and he said, "My comb lost a tooth today."  I replied, "Bid deal?  It's not like it won't work anymore."  He said, "It was the last one!"
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You are right - they are putting on an Act.\nHave you not seen a group of women in a circle chatting, and one will have that forced high pitched cackle/laughter that you can hear a mile away.  It's all Phony and that one will be the one to put on histrionics during sex.
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Mississippi \nA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in and animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'
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haha. I thought that said "alcohol dependant wives"!!!
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absoFREAKINlutley.....\nfallin asleep on ya\nwho do these ladies think they are?\n\n\n\nseriously very funny (tho it cannot be real) question\ncan we vote for best question?
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Take her head phone off...\n\n\n\nA blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut.\nWhen the beautician approached the chair where\nthe blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was\nwearing a walkman.\n\n\nThe beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked\nthe blonde, "Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair."\nThe blonde replied, "I can't do without it, just cut around it."\n\nThe beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting.\nA few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde,\n"I just can't cut your hair properly while you are wearing\nthat walkman. Please take it off."\n\n\nThe blonde replied, "I just can't live without it,\ncut around it please." The beautician started cutting\nagain and finally had had enough. The beautician\nreached down and pulled the earphones from\nthe walkman off the blonde.\n\n\nJust as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and\non to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to\ndiscover she was stone dead. All were stunned! The beautician lifted\nthe earphones to her ear to listen to what was so important to the\nblonde.\n\nIn a soft but commanding voice she heard,\n"Breathe in.......... Breathe out............\nBreathe in.......... Breathe out............\nBreathe in.......... Breathe out............"