What is one of the most embarrassing things that has happened to you?
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I spilled coffee on a old guy when I was waitressing\nEMBARRASSING thank god he was nice
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
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not exactly, but when i was 17 i worked in a nursing facility as a housekeeper/janitor, and one day as i was cleaning a room, and i went to empty the bathroom trash. well, as i opened the bathroom door, there was a resident sitting on the toilet, (lady in her mid to upper 80's) i was so embarassed that i just left the room and went on to the next one. later that day, one of the female housekeepers told me that the lady felt bad that i got embarassed, but she wished i had shut the door because she wasn't finished. :)
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Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
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When I went to my family reunion a few years ago is when I had my most embarrassing moment. I was laughing hysterically with other relatives from a joke that was said. My younger cousin whom I hated at the time placed a microphone under my chair. It is known that when I laugh, I fart...but it is rare that happens. Well, in this occasion I farted, and when I passed gas it was heard on the microphone for everyone to hear. I was soooo mortified because EVERYONE was laughing at me. I only walked away with tears in my eyes and I never went back to a family reunion since then.
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I'm in college and one day one student during a passionate discussion began to cry and it caught me by surprise and I began to laugh. More than anything I was embarrassed with myself. It was totally inappropriate.
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one time me and my bf were doing 69 and i got tired so i ws just rubbing my chest up and down his cock and then i got up and i was strecthing and i realized my chcest was wet and i realized he had gone all over my chest. i was sooo embarassed. cuz here i am just stretching for him to see and i have his cum all over me. this might not be embarrassing for you. but it was for me!! ahha
565124
I accidently farted in class and I was so embarassed(=^_^=)
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I skived off work early last friday, \nwhen I got home I heard some noises upstairs so I crept up slowly and peered through the bedroom door only to see my wife naked in bed with my boss, \n\nJESUS ! lucky they didn't see me, I nearly got caught!
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a fell in some mud one time.\n\nIt took me a while before I could get changed. Boy did I feel dirty
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Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
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every moment of the day is embarrassing tfor me i am embarrassed of my own self!! anyone feels da same way
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Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
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This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
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I was invited to my best friends brothday party. We went ice skating. I was out of control. And when my friends mother was coming out with my friend's cake, I pushed my friend's mother and the cake flew in the air! And guess what? i looked up into the sky and it fell on my face! I was sooooo ambressed.
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My younger sister and I had gone to buy some fried fish at this little chinese restaurant we knew. She was getting out of the car and had tripped over one of those cement barriers in front ot the car. I started laughing and turned suddenly and I ended up slamming my forehead into the bottom of an air conditioning window unit.
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You could write one about your most embarrassing moment. Be sure and embelish and make it charismatic.