How do you recover from a giant bear hug and 20 kisses given by your co-worker's mom?
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=personally I wouldn't have let it go that far especially if you did not know the person.  I would speak to my Mom and tell her how I felt and then take a good long shower and brush and rinse.
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restaining order\n\n\nand a big hug from me (for you ^_^)\ni have a feeling i'll need this advice later on
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oh Lord have mercy. You are in deep trouble, buddy. no more 2 hours of coitus!! 2 hours of coitus!!!\n\nJust let her do her own freaky thing...I have a sibling on here too and we just stare, open mouthed at each other sometimes, like WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?? after reading each others crap on here.\n\nout of respect, I DID have to take off the black vinyl femme dom outfit spread eagle avatar of myself..it was just too much and I did not want it brought up around the Thanksgiving table.
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Lots of sympathy here for you.  I only  hug immediate family and dogs by choice.\n\nWhen you get there, try to walk in with other arriving guests, then act like you REALLY need to pee and beeline for the bathroom.  Most of the potential maulers have short attention spans and if you don't hug them immediately, they forget about it.\n\nYou can also be the first people there and help out in the kitchen or something until everyone has arrived and settled in.\n\nIf someone comes to you with that gleam in their eyes, tell them you've been looking for them and just had to ask them a question.  Grab their hands while speaking.  Distract them and make them feel important.\n\nIf someone has a baby, ask to hold it.  They're less likely to accost you if they see a tiny human in your arms.\n\nGood luck!
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Take yourself out and do someting that you dont do often for yourself, massage, tan, manicure whatever will make you feel GREAT, splurge on a new outfit that screams "I'M A ANIMAL, BABY!".  I also suggest if your Mom's really a special lady, take her out or do someting wonderful for her.   Valentines Day doenst have to be just for couples..It's a day for love.
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YOU just need a SUPER HUGE HUG!!!!
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Well, i have no idea how you could possibly gegt over it  i meen he was your son and i dont think you'll ever get over it but i do have some ideas for you to get your mind off of it when you start thinking about it dont cry think of somthing cool  somthing that interest you..or go do somthing..take risk!...you know do something fun, sky diving! like stuff you would never do...get your mind off of it  or do somthing simple go skating...go on a shopping spree!  i hope these things help..im truely sorry and i dont know what to say..i hope these things work..im sorry to say it but..you loved your son and i dont think you'll ever get over it...\nHope i Helped!
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A hug would be most appreciated!  Fell better already!:0)
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You gotta do whats right for her now and let the past go,..someday she wont be here and you will miss her, so  like someone else said suck it up, bite your lip  and  do whats right for her now.\nMy Mom is 75 , and hardley a week goes by that I dont have to bite that lip of mine, sometimes i think im going to get a bloody lip i have to bite it so hard, lol.. But its worth it cause i love her and know  when the day comes when shes no longer here, i will miss her and even miss having to bite my lip lol
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First, Im sorry that you are going through such a horrific experience. However, Your are comforting your mother in the best way possible. Telling her the truth helps her prepare and say and do the things she needs to before leaving this place. Your honesty will let her lay in peace and your love will keep her alive longer warm and happy!\n\nMy thoughts are are with you and your family! xoxox
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She's your mom. If she hasn't let go at this point, she probably won't. Make sure she knows you love her, then do what you have to do. She'll get over it. Moms are like that.
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Man, I wish I was so cool that I could get presents from people who cared about me and then insult them on a public forum.\n\nGrow up.  And leave her.  She's way to good for you.
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I did that the other day when someone gave me a Mothers' Day teddy bear and a hug right as I was scolding the kids in my class. I'm a teacher, LOL. Anyway, I had to go to the restroom to bawl my eyes out. \nIt happens when you're stressed, I guess. It all builds up and you let it out in the most unexpected places and situations.
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Oh hon, I'm so sorry. Here's a virtual hug.*HUGZ*\n\nTry to think about what you'd like your life to be like. Then think about the steps to take so that it gets there. There is no problem that can't be conquered, and all situations are only temporary. I promise things will get better. \n\nWhat really helps me when I feel down is long walks. The exercise helps relieve stress, and the quiet, rhythymic time helps calm my thoughts. \n\nI'd make funny faces at you but you can't see me!\n\nGood luck, I hope you feel better.\n\n\n\nOh, and misspinkbox is reported. Let's see how superior she feels now.
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hi, i am so sorry that you are hurt, but i understand.  hurting your mom is the worst feeling in the world.  the worst.  but the best medicine is free.  don't do any of that writing notes crap, that is really chicken shit.  you hurt her, and you are old enough to own up to your mistakes.  you just march yourself up to her and say mama, i can never tell you how sorry i am, i love you, i need you, and i'm not too proud to say it.  then tell her that you know that your time is coming.  you'll have a mini me someday, and it will come back around.  it's called the circle of life.  lol.  the easiest answers are always the toughest.  god bless
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Ouch! Don't make it sound like a big deal if you bring it up with her.  Just say something like, "Hey, haha, at the airport, when you hugged me goodbye, sorry about that stomach-poking..."  And laugh while you're saying it, but make it sound like you don't find it completely funny like an immature idiot, but a bit embarrassed in a cute way.  Try to blush bit, if you can, and sound as sincere as you can while laughing.
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you are sooo lucky, because I am the youngest of 4 (go class of 06) and I have everything ready.\n\nShes going to cry a lot. Let her. Give lots of hugs on move in day.\n\nBefore you leave for move in, leave a present in her closet or a drawer and tell her you left her a surprise for when she gets home. A mushy card and a framed picture of the two of you is good. \n\nbefore you go, tell her that you need to adjust to the first two weeks of school and send her an email once a week. After you have a routine down, tell her which day (and time) you can talk to her for a little bit. \n\nInvest in picture phones (and an unlimited messaging plan) and send pictures of you at school (in the library, here's your friends, etc.) She will like knowing that you are okay.\n\nIf she gets really worried or missed you, tell her (or teach her) how to send a POL message. POL is "proof of life" so she isnt worried about you being cold or hungry. Send a text or take a pic of you and send it back as soon as you can. (it's easier than 8 million phone calls.)\n\nthe trick to keeping your mom okay is to keep making her feel needed- its part of why she is upset. Send her an "I would love some cookies..." note or a say that you could really use some socks/underwear/shirts (even if you dont) because she'll feel good about helping.\n\ngood luck at school.