Joke...the brand new priest...?
924354
Shaz now i did laff at that very funny
470268
Well this is certainly the funniest question I've seen\n\nbut assuming GOD as creator, I quess HE could just wave His magic wand and poof! - the room is full of virgins\n\nOf course I don't believe that, but I could be wrong ;)
717927
haha! i shouldnt be laughin at this...but its pretty funny\n\n"God, please let me win the lottery! just this once! i promise i'll never ask for anything again!"\n\n"Jesus, please send me a sign. should i dye my hair dark and get it layered, or blonde and wavy?"\n\n"Lord Jesus, i have been a good Christian...so could you repay me by running my mother in law over w/ a car?"\n\nI would honestly love to hear some peoples prayers =)
536694
There was Red Sox fan who was feeling pretty down on himself. For whenever saw a Yankee fan in their obnoxious pinstripe jerseys walking down the road, he would swerve and pretend to hit them. \n\n\nAs the man is driving on he sees a Priest walking down the road. Feeling he should do something good, he stops next to the priest. \n\n"Where are you heading Father, can I give you a lift?" \n\nThe priest replied, "I'm heading to the Mass two miles down the road." \n\nAs they’re driving along the man sees a Yankee fan walking down the road, instinctively, he swerves to hit them. He knows he did not hit them, but still hears a loud THUMP. \n\nHe says, "I'm sorry Father, I should not have tried to hit that Yankee fan." \n\n"That's ok," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
249969
No, because he will go confess in front of another cat who happen to be priest, maybe!!  joking...hahaha
265672
lol Idk what religion you are but here's something:\n\nlmao this one's funny:\nA man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.\n"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". \n"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"\nGOD says, "So you would like them." \n"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" \n"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies. \nThe man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?" \nGOD says, "So they would love you!"\n\n\nhaha this is good too:\nThe two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.\n\nOne of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.\n\nThe one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"\n\nNaturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.\n\nAfter a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.\n\nThe men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."
688798
you are a priest and your name is Biff?
70804
Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor has a rule that all new members must go three weeks without having sex. \n\nThree weeks go by and the first couple comes back. The pastor says, "So how did it go?" \n\n"It was pretty hard, but we made it," says the first couple. \n\n"Well, welcome to our church," says the pastor. \n\nThe second couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question. Their reply is the same as the first couple's. \n\nThe third couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question, and they reply, "Well, we were doing pretty well until last night when she bent over to pick up that can of pork and beans and I just put it to her." \n\n"Well, I'm sorry, but you're not welcome to our church," says the pastor. \n\n"That's okay," says the third couple, "We're moving. We're not welcome at the grocery store either."
786658
the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
409598
Never heard that one before!!  You had me goin for a minute, lol!!  Thumbs up on a good laugh!!\n\n\nOMG, PEOPLE, it's a joke!!  Don't be so critical.
1181097
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
1042208
this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**
652696
Forget it!\n\nI didn't read your question carefully. Here is my new answer-\n\nYou are so gullible! God is only within yourself. Kick the damn priest in the nads. And shoot the helpers! They are definitely not God's people!!
756809
This from the guy who hasn't cracked a joke in months!  That's pretty good.\n\nBut seriously, I'm inclined to disagree.  I think this guy's problem is that he's UNserious about his religion.  If he were truly serious, then not only would he NOT have given a thought to his dong, he would hardly have known where it is.  Er, was.
427892
Two theives go up to heaven and St Peter is waiting at the pearly gates.\nPeter says " You have stolen things all of your life on earth, I will have to ask God if you can enter here."\nSo he goes to God. \nGod says "ok let them come in"\nPeter goes away to get them, but comes back alone.\n"they're gone" says Peter to God\n" what the two theives?"\n"no" replies Peter "The gates !"
1135697
This is a joke, right???
702977
he is not the devil. He is a disciple, along with some other crooked priests and nuns. Read the book. Awesome.