Do women fart like ninjas?  No sound?  Or do they just wait till they are alone?
918409
It depends on whos around. Usually, u just wait till youre alone!
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
175167
I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
16075
ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
944485
Since women have ruined your week, how about you have a laugh at them:\n\nWanna hear a joke?\nWomen's rights.\n\nWhy do women have small feet?\nSo they can stand closer to the sink.\n\nWhy did the women cross the road?\nWho cares, why's she out of the kitchen.\n\nWhat do you do when the dishwasher is broken?\nYou slap her.\n\nSorry if this makes you feel worse, but it'll get better for sure. Maybe it's their time of the month. I don't suggest you act angered around them since that'll make it worse i'm only telling jokes so you only need to laugh.
338619
Men only fart more than women because they dont shut up long enough to build up the required pressure
501043
You're doomed I tell you, doomed. But don't let any of them fool you they all fart and some more than others and most know how to simply fluff. No the ones that don't they hold it in and when they get home and take their panties off they fly around the room. These you want to avoid.
1027785
Because women aren't supposed to fart, so we think. It's not feminine. But...\n\nyou answered my question about salicylic acid and it was great really--I think you solved what was going on there. But since you say you are smart in the chemistry field, can you tell me what I can do to make the burn go away? I cried my head off about it all ths morning. Please, I'll post another question so you can answer there if you can. I would VERY MUCH appreciate it.
890347
I don't have any women...I am a woman and I cry when I am neglected. Sniff, sniff. Do your women cry?
318481
Is farting at the office bad??? \n\nI thought it was mandatory! \n\nHow else can you express your innermost feelings?
537516
depend on the gf if shes down to earth let it fly if shes some sorta snop shes gonna hate it...plus they say if u can fart in front of ur gf or bf its true love...lol
1133164
Do you mean you were having sex and a farting sound came out of your vagina? Hun, that's normal.  A guy pumping his penis in your vagina repeatedly is going to trap air in there, if you suddenly change position or your muscles clench or he suddenly thrusts is deeply then the air is going to be randomly pushed out causing the sound of fastly escaping air which sounds like a fart.  Just recognise that a 'vart' is normal and that it's going to happen everyso often, just laugh a bit and carry on.  If your guy has any sense or maturity about him then he knows what's going on and will just be waiting for you to stop laughing so he can get back to what you two were doing before hand.  Guy's don't care, why should they?  It's not like you dutch ovened him.  Forget about it, relax any clenched muscles and get back to the good lovin' :D enjoy
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
312738
i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
526041
They don't care if they fart. They have lived there whole lives worrying about stuff. Whats a fart or two in there old age
904343
no. my farts are powerful enough to smell them without putting my a.ss in my face.
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!