The most embarrasing thing you got caught doing?
923705
my dad came around for a visit,and he always just used to walk in the front door.Any way my boyfriend at the time(now Husband)took a day off work,and while we were having sex my Dad walk in and saw every thing as we were on the Kitchen table.This happened about 16 years ago,and I still go red in the face just thinking about it.
455726
Mine was when I saw you wiping with your bare hands....man truly humiliating
1108223
my most embarassing moment......damn, that was funny........i remember that day like it was yesterday...\n\n\nthere was this one time....\n\n\n\n\n\n.......wait!!!.....im not gonna tell u and millions of other ppl on the internet!!!
844908
When i did something weird.
763710
I was walking along the street and I tripped over a broken paving slab...fell flat out into the road just as a long line of schoolchildren came round the corner.  I was so embarrassed that I staggered up and walked away. I didnt realise that I had broken my arm until about 10 minutes later :((
737429
OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
1092388
Very very embarrased.
963364
You must have done something very naughty.
655899
This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
157128
The time you spend in jail when getting caught.
33829
OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
237842
Accidently burned down my garage once. That was pretty Embarrasing.
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
512434
Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
1032802
Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
200913
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.