True court cases, funny, but crazy. lol?
925368
LMAO!! Not only is it hard to believe the stupidity of the people who instigate these lawsuits-but it makes me wonder how brain dead you have to be to be a juror that allows these idiots to win these cases!
1159309
These are called spoonerisms. They can be really funny.
391382
stupid but funny.lol. thats awsome
709815
LMAO THOSE ARE HILARIOUS
386699
That was funny as hell. LOL!\n :)
966886
ROFLMAO...\nthanks for the laugh..! I sure am glad I read this.
1075805
lol, hilarious,... long but hilarious!...
1132905
It is so nice to know that mental illness is alive and breeding. I'm not sure of your source on this one but it is safe to say that you should believe the funny papers. Thanks for the laugh.
829797
that crazy laugh heh heh heh HEH heh...
200897
I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
558570
Llllllllllllolllllll....hysterical!!!!!!!  The best!  Wish i could contribute...im gonna check back and see what others have to say.  Thanks for the entertaining question!
590581
lol ya ll are crazy but in a funny way lol
995328
Are you crazy??? The courts are jammed now with frivolous lawsuits, if the lawyers had the tax payers footing the bill, you wouldn't be able to cross the street without getting sued.
420888
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478645
lol religions are so funny!
521375
Funny in a weird sort of way.
860756
I think people are too sue happy. I hope he doesnt lose a single case. I hope the judge tells everyone to lighten up and learn to live with a joke.