Any Coyote Ugly Moments Anyone?
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I did have one of these, in 1978. \nI was in college, living in the residential community on campus. We had had our Thanksgiving dinner before the holiday started. I had eaten a great deal. Then, I started drinking cheap Scotch, warm, with a friend. \nNext thing I know, I'm looking in my toilet saying to myself, "Barf in the toilet, not on the floor. Barf in the toilet, not on the floor." I barfed all over the bathroom, my bedroom, and passed out. \nIt was 15 years before I could stand the smell of Scotch.
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Nope. The eco-greenies watch 'em like crazy. The are in Upper Peninsula Michigan and around Yellowstone & Idaho & some of Oregon. You probably saw a coyote. They are all over. even in town.
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There have been so many.....\nAt one former job, walking in on my then-boss. It was lunch time (I was working through lunch catching up on paperwork) and I thought he went out for the whole hour. He did go out but only for a few minutes and I didn't see him come back in. In his office (door closed) he changed into a lace teddy and was just putting his uniform back on when I walked in with papers to put on his desk. I blinked and still held onto the papers but when he asked me if I liked his teddy I couldn't find my voice. Then he told me we were all alone in the section, and that he'd always wanted to lick my toes. I got the desk in between him and me and finally when he lunged at me I stapled him, threw the papers at him and left the office. I didn't go into his office again for anything. It was my first job and I never worked for the military again. He was a Major, known by my friends after this as Major Pervert.\nThere are other things I've caught people doing, but none that took my breath away quite like seeing someone built like John Goodman (only uglier) in a satin teddy and combat boots!
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My vicious b!tch of an auntie, the psycho woman loves telling lies.  The more hurtful the better!\nMy @sshole boss.  Bastard fired me despite the fact a time stamp proved him WRONG, and me, not only right, but completely cleared me of wrong doing.\nMy bully from grade school.  Melinda Howe, I'm gonna Zombie you!!!  LOL\nMy nosy next door neighbor, and her mother.  Every dang day she calls me and asks me what I'm cooking for dinner 'cause it smells good.  And can talk for hours about her mother's medical ailments.\nPeople who abuse children and animals.\nRacists.  'Nuff said\nI would make them all Zombies, then make a huge bonfire and dance naked around it as they burn.\nMUWAHAHAHA!!!
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Have I ever! I was shopping for maternity clothes at nine am on a Saturday in a small shopping strip store when these teenage guys came running in with guns to rob the store! AT NINE AM! A MATERNITY STORE!  There was no cash in the register, there were no other customers, just me, and the clerk.  The one robber sat on the poor clerk and kept waving the gun in her face and saying "I should shoot you cuz you so damn ugly" and she was crying. I was inching toward the door and trying to get away while the other thief was talking to me as nice as could be," So-- when are you due? You want a girl or a boy? Is this your first?" It was just nuts!!!  Then my robber got the other one to agree to leave without hurting us and they ran out the door and got on a bus!!! It was just bizarre.  I swear every word I wrote is the truth.
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where was the baseball scene in coyote ugly???
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Three nightmares tie for worst, in different ways:\n1 I was renting a one room cabin in a camping area, and my mother calls me from her cabin she rented and says, make sure you lock your screen door so it doesn't bang with the wind all night, and when I go to the door and open the solid door a wolf jumped at my face.\n2 The one that my husband looked me straight in the eyes and said " I don't love you anymore"\n3 The one of my granny crying and telling me how much she missed my deceased grandfather, and that she just wanted to go be with him.
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Once I saw a python throw up, and it immediately stunk up the entire room. It looked like there was some kind of hair or something in it. And it smelled like a mix of throw up, rotten meat, and an outhouse after someone just had a bad case of mud-butt.
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OK when a coyote gets caught in a trap, they're known to gnaw off the limb that's caught in the trap.... So when you wake up in the morning with your arm around a girl, If she's "Coyote Ugly", you'd gnaw your arm off, as not to wake her and you get away!!
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Well here's one:\nI took care of this old man in the hospital. After he got his dinner tray he started tearing off little pieces of bread and threw them all over the floor.\nI asked him what he was doing and he said,  "I'm feeding my dogs, they gotta eat too"\nHAHAHAHA....sad, in a funny way, but true
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here u go.\nhttp://prescottvillage.com/images/chief_ogemaw.jpg\nhe's really ugly.
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i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
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HELL NOOO!!!! That is the nastiest thing u can see at a guy...i know...cuz I HAVE SEEN IT!
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u kidding,dawg??...even the fuzz get mugged and raped in my neighborhood!!....and dats the shiznit...peace out,beeyotch!!!!
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Of the ones you listed I would have to say Red Sox vs Yankees\n\nNot listed I would have to add either \nVikings vs Packers \nor the Bears vs Packers\nBoth of those can get real serious and real ugly...but funny LOL!
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yes\nit was a random punks face...\nits a long story... but my gf at the time was raped by some piece of shit... and i was so angry that i went to a guys house that a few weeks earlier had accused me of stealing a car radio well i was skateboarding... the incident was so stupid... I was wearing a black bandana on my head and one over my mouth and skateboarding near my gfs house... I was 16 and this kid runs up and starts to get all aggressive with me and says i stole his sisters car radio... this is 3 am... and he starts to push me... i carefully kept my anger down and explained to him first of all I have never stolen anything... software and mp3s and movies offline dont count(sharing is caring) and how the hell would i hide a car radio in my pocket well skateboarding...\nfinally he gets really beligerent and i tell  him he needs to go or it will end bad...\n\nwell that was that... so the next couple days i asked around who he was and where he lived....so a few weeks later My girl gets raped by this moth$er F$cking prison trash just got out... so i am so pissed i am ready to kill the rapist... and to try to calm myself down... I find the guy from a few weeks earlier... this time my face was uncovered so he didnt knwo what i looked like... knocked on his door waited for him to answer and said I am gonna hit you...i dont believe in sucker punches he hit me first and i broke his face hitting him over and over again... he never saw me again not my neighborhood... and i had a nice calm feeling after... went and dealt with the situation with my girl.... with peace.
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*Chuckling as pictures are worth a thousand words, I'll just post links to this*\nhttp://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_wolf/vnw.jpg\nhttp://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?method=4&dsname=Wikipedia+Images&dekey=Big+sur+south.jpg\nhttp://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?method=4&dsname=Wikipedia+Images&dekey=The+Scream.jpg