Excerise Program-another i got from a religious jokebook?
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Yes, that about describes a christian
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This is a christian joke, but it's funny even if you're not christian(like me, i'm a Hindu)\n\nA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get anxious, I take a sip." So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:\n\n1. Next time, sip the vodka, don't gulp\n2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.\n3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.\n4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.\n5. David slew Goliath. He did not kick the sh*t out of him.\n6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.\n7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.\n8. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we do not say he was stoned off his *ss.\n9. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."\n10. The recommended way to say grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yay God.\n11. And lastly, the Virgin Maryshould never, under any circumstances, be called "Mary with the cherry."\n\nThis joke came from "The Little Big Book of Laughter." It is the most amazing joke book I have ever read, and I got it for Christmas.(Even though I'm hindu, we get presents at christmastime, not to celebrate the birth of Christ, but to celebrate the two weeks off that we all get.) You can read about it at the links below. Hope you like the Joke!
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I like that joke. It's not one to get offended about. It's very humorous! :)\nRaw Diva, don't listen to those arrogant foolish religious know it alls, especially common_sense_from_a_jerk!!!\nYou have a great joke and it's not distasteful in any way!\nI wanna hear another!!
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For those of us without the book.........what are the exercises?
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This is the best one that I've found:\n\nhttp://catholic.archives.nd.edu/cgi-bin/words.exe\n\nyou can use it both online as well as download the program
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How about 10 commandments? Oops...you probably get in trouble with the PC idiots for that!
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Making fun of a bald prophet...\n\nHey, it's in the book...\n\nIsn't it interesting that a Buddhist can recognize a Biblical allusion while several Christians cannot?
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Honestly, it's a sign of a bad organization that's out to take your money or worse, a cult. The Brain Respiration they preach sounds fishy and their bastardized version of Tai Chi is laughable at best. I would recommend staying away from an advertised yoga place that teaches stretching, Tai Chi and makes you drink tea.
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There are several sites where you can find sample exercise programs.  A great one is bodybuilding.com.\n\nAlso, if you're interested, I do Online Fitness Management, and am having a contest this month.\n\nFeel free to contact me for details.
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I've read quite a bit of it, and the more I read the more I realize how utterly bogus it is when taken literally.\n\nOh, and I think "jackiedj8952" ment to say you needed to have your ears poisoned and be brainwashed by a preacher or someone. That's what she ment by "spiritual ears". \n\nShe's right in a way, you first need someone to tell you that this book is perfect in everyway and if you don't believe in it you will go to hell, because without that it'll just be another book of fantasy and make believe.\n\nI encourage christians to be honest with themselves and go here to give your ex-christian testimony:\n\nhttp://exchristian.net/
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Cute pun, but I shudder to imagine that....person inflicting himself on  another religious community.\n\n'Course, if he tried the same stunts around us, we'd laugh him out of the room.  Maybe the country.
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LOL HEY THAT IS DAM FUNNY... A NUDE CHURCH.. WONDER IF THE PREACHER GETS NUDE AT A NUDE CHURCH HEY LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND ONE.. BE FUNNY TO SEE
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have you got your own religion?\n\n sign me up!
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check out   fitness.rancocortez.com
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That sounds neat? I like my spirituality in soft, non-threatening packages, give us the link!!\n\nu know, just by posting this, u r exposing more people to the lies.  shame on you.   Oh, I'm an atheist by the way :)
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Fitness First - the gym club offers them.  They have been advertising this heavily.
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This doesn't sound like a Diet & Fitness question.\n\nYahoo doesn't do a good job with Middle Eastern fonts.  Send a message to their helpdesk.