Paddy and Murphy meet up in the pub.?
924009
..... a survey asked 100 women if their twat twitched after sex, most of em replied "no, he just rolls over and goes to sleep"
817624
I think that if he is meeting him to explain how referee's are apllying the laws of the game....it should be a meeting between all the premiership teams and not just one!! I smacks of a fix to me......we'll see in the coming months if things start going Chelski's way be suspicious.
385192
They are playing Coventry in a friendly.  My boyfriend left this morning for the 7 hr drive down (idiot) he will be back 5am tomorrow.  Roy Keanes is 9th May and Alan Shearers is 14th May
752807
A Pub Buddy smile!!!!
255093
Just back from Dublin where the ban on drinking in pubs, restaurants etc., has been banned now for over a year.  Now most pubs have a type of lean-to shelter in the rear garden where some smokers congregate.  Others stand outside the front door.  I like it, as I have always preferred smoking my pipe outside.  The off-shoots of the ban, are that a lot of pubs are no longer viable and are being converted into flats.  Also, takings are well down with off-licensed premises having a booming trade.
500801
Maybe they are more than friends???\n\nI wouldn't mind an hour with Ryan.
598765
yeh meet up with the ozmeister yuk yuk
247618
Just ask the nearest leprechaun :o)
986008
Begosh and begorrah! If it ain't me ol' amigo Seamus Martinez. Top o' the buenos mornin' to ya'. How about a wee nip of some fine Dublin tequila and a pint o' Harp cerveza? Then we can ha'e some corned beef and frijoles, eh, me hombre?
690044
so they can get to the bar........
580905
Sorry they aren't.\nYou will have to go the pub, I am.\nGood luck.
61109
If a Guy walks into a bar he would say "ouch".\n\nIf a Guy goes into a bar he says "Did I leave my woman in here last night?  'Cause I woke up with a dog!!!\n\n(HA HA)
910895
Up the Irish !!\n\nIm irish !!
1004030
Paddy wins the Lottery but Camelot tell him, "We're running low on funds. Can we give you 3 million this week and 3 million next week?"\n\nPaddy says, "If yer gonna mess me about I'll have me pound back"
254033
go, get them both drunk and have a threesome
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Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00\nbetween them.\nLarry said, "Hang on, I have an idea"\nHe went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.\nBob said, "Are you crazy??? Now we don't have any money left at\nall!!"\n>Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."\n>\n>They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.\n>Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"\n>Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"\n>They downed their drinks.\n>Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you geto on your knees and put it in your mouth."\n>Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.\n>\n>They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"\n>Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the\n>third pub!"
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a horse walks into a bar.  the bartender says "hey bu.. bu... bu... hey bu... bu... buddy, why th... th... th... th... the long fuh fuh face?"\n\nwow, what a terrific audience!