if you had a tail would you run around in circles after it for hours at a time?
930583
no i'd use it to fan my wind passing
291178
Not unless it's really inflated, and as that only happens when the animal is emitting its sounds (i.e. relaxed and in its natural habitat), you would just puncture it and nothing special would happen. \nThe walls of the vocal sac are really tough and elastic, so it wouldn't be easy.\nAnd why would anyone want to do such a thing?
368996
I would get naked and run around outside in the most public of places until i was brought down!\nIE I would be more then upset or pissed or angry! After having the freedom I have now, there would be no locking this tiger up! I would rather die then be told what to do how to do it and when to do it.
897433
LOL.  I definetly could love you for hours on end.  Hate?  Pfft...perish the thought. ; )
998628
weird! i asked a variant of this question awhile ago.  \n\ni would go back to sleep all day then perform some complex mathematical function using my paw in a sandbox.
503941
Man are you sure you didn't have a tail when you were born?\nMy best advice to someone who looks like you is to turn your hat aroun and walk backwards\nIf you could flap your ears, could you fly?\nDid they put you in a shoe box when you were born, because I have never seen such a square head before!\nDid they put a pork chop around your neck when you were a kid to get the dogs to play with you?
473900
I would be the Coyote in the Roadrunner cartoons. I would be immortal. He falls off a cliff at least twice an episode and seconds later, he's back with a new Acme product.
652737
Yes. up to several hours. dead turtles can snap you also.
571540
I think i would.  I would only eat just enough to survive though, i defininately wouldn't gorge.  How?  I guess i would slice a little off and make a fire and cook it.  That would only last me a day or two of food though because soon the bodies would go rotton and get flies.  Then i would have to kill one of the other survivors.  It would definitely be a situation of kill or be killed and eaten.  Survival of the fittest.  Has happened many times before. I for one do not want to be eaten.
796950
No. I'd catch him and put him outside. Just like I do with any lizard I find in my house.
306758
no, i'd catch it, hold it down and then poop on its head.\n\nthat'll learn him.
328878
If you really had one, I'm sure you'd be malled to death by now.  There are laws regarding exotic pets, and a sasquatch is certainly exotic!!  What do you call a procrastinating sasquatch?  A not Yeti!!  I'd hate to clean the litter box!
193456
He did give you a tail. He just put it in front instead of in the back.\n\nThat way you can wag it anytime you want.
507569
I wish they would turn into snakes and wrap themselves around you and squeeze the living day lights out of ya.\nThat would be fun to watch. I would get a good laugh out of that.
1098928
You for got to mention a dog trying to catch his tail also goes around counterclockwise--sometimes universal movement lol
93903
I would have two large, EXTREMELY LARGE balls attached with a rather large string or steel cable or whathaveya. I would throw one ball in space and BAM it goes on forever!\n\n~or two quote someone, until it hits something.
920612
it would be so COOOOOOOOOL,\nhair pulling,screaming,lol\n\ncheck it out:\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-fqoGqiRYo