Will I come back as a dung-beetle?
921087
Very interesting Q!Since you already know that you are creating bad karma,why don't you do something about it?Try creating more good karma by having love and compassion for all.
1033358
only if you want to get back on again
1009998
Well, I say you're lucky - you'll have the (ever increasingly) rare chance to be unplugged for 2 months.  So enjoy reconnecting with the earth and don't think about us.  I'm pretty sure most of us will be still here under one ID or another when you get back.\n\nOh, and I'll repeat one bit of advice.  When you get an itch out in the woods, DON'T SCRATCH.\n\nCheers!
44866
I hope return back to my countries , open my own buisniss and be quite with my familly to ther est of my live
183614
Oh, I think I'll have a few more lives under my belt by then.I'm sure I've still got some lessons to learn.And if I don't come back as an otter in my next life, that's it! I'm done with the reincarnation bit.
828724
Dropped out and now Im a toilet cleaner.\n\nOkay, thats a lie, but you get the point :)
465915
You're going to be just fine. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. As you rebuild your life, do the things you want, get to know yourself all over again. Someday you'll look back on this and be amazed at how well you've done with your new life. What are you waiting for....your new life is waiting for you...go for it.
191694
Oh Karma, I hope this isn't a choice you have to make.  If it is, take the asylum.  I couldn't bare to miss your Q&A's!\nTake the odds on this one (pun not intended) you'll wow 'em & be out in a week or two tops!
631209
yes i wanna come back as a man so i can kick some asssss.
200746
Oh wow, man, that's rough. I suggest you forget about getting back, since the time machine won't be invented for a while. Stick around and party-- why don't you "invent" some stuff from your time while you are here and make a fortune?\n\nWhy be a boring student in your own time when you can be a king here? I did that for a while in medieval England. it does get old, though-- you pine for things like the internets and MacDonald's. And DVDs. Bearbaiting just ain't the same thing.\n\nI'd loan you my time machine, but unfortunately a future version of myself came back and took it from me, claiming "I wasn't ready for it." What a smarmy bastard.
692937
No!\n\nReincarnation will be based entirely on your Karma.\n\nJesus called it reaping what you sew.\n\nHindu teachings are similar. If you a cruel to an animal, you may come back as that.\n\nUnfortunately the Bible of Christendom is somewhat lacking in some of the information was left out. Other books that were left out indicated that reincarnation was true. In some of the mystic Jewish teaching it says that god will pluck you up and replant you many times to make you perfect.\n\nTo those who do not believe in reincarnation ... better look at Jesus. Did he NOT PREVIOUSLY EXIST? If he did not reincarnate, the Bible and his teaching are lies.
709470
I'm trying to understand how you could be at one time "born again" and then "unborn". Please explain. Either you are a backslidden Christian or you never believed to begin with. If it's the first scenario, we don't have to beg God...He takes us back willingly, He LONGS to have fellowship with us again, so I would reexamine my heart if I were you...something doesn't sound right....the only good book you need is the Bible!
907550
congratulations, your a strong character. i think you would be mad to go back to the way you was after all the hard work you have done. just keep taking one day at a time you can do it.
661489
you'll get new uniforms, but you'll have to pay for them... just like you had to pay for your uniforms when you first got your seabag in bootcamp.\nsince you got out, you won't be able to enter as a petty officer.  you'll probably be an e-3.
185315
No No. Remember God has done(not tried) the best for you, but God is not quitting. So keepin doin whatever it is your doing. and Don't do it to get paid back(making the planet good). just do your best. Am not sayin u should pick up a hitch hiker on the highway. You know what i mean
433195
get back and come out on 1st MARCH......\n\n\nmuahahahahahahaha
515054
He will probably not return.  You can hang a pair of socks out on the knob should he return.  Be wary!  I would not let him in your house or respond to any sob stories.  Con artist in the making!  You can hang out a sandwich as well but don't answer the door.