What is/are your favorite quotes by Homer Simpson on The Simpon's?
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lol man there are so many ummm ok here's my list\n\n“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”\n\n“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”\n\n“Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”\n\n“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”\n\n“Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”\n\n“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”\n\n"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"\n\n"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."\n\n"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, the Bus That couldn't Slow Down."\n\n"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."\n\nlol ok im finished
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So many to choose from! I'll share some of my favorites.\n\n\n"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- W.C. Fields\n\n\n"Sir, I admit your general rule,\nThat every poet is a fool,\nBut you yourself may serve to show it,\nThat every fool is not a poet."\n-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge\n\n\n"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." -- William Shakespeare\n\n\n"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." -- Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street\n\n\n"Everybody loves a joke\nBut no one likes a fool"\n-- Green Day\n\n\n"Tragedy is when I get a little paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks\n\n\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy\n\n\nHope you enjoy those as much as I have.
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"me fail english, thats unpossible"--Ralph wiggum (simpsons)
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"I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin."\n\nWELL, MY FAVE!
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i have certain quotes that are an automatic response. my brother and i use a lot from their albums. "let's make a dope deal", "acapulco gold filters", and "trippin in court" come to mind first.
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My very favorite line has to be Inigo Montoya's "Hello.  My name is Inyigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."\n\nBut after that it's \n\nFezzick: (for the umpteenth time) "Inconceivable!"\nInyigo:  "You keep saying this word.  I do not think it means what you think it means."
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I like that Gooners one:\n(to the tune of 'when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....)\n\n“When the spurs start to cry,\nWhen they don’t qualify,\nBlame lasagne.\nWhen they think it's a treat,\nBut it's real dodgy meat,\nBlame lasagne!”
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gotta go with homer j (simpson).  i know he's a cartoon, but he's my favorite because he's most like the general population and not afraid to admit it.
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Quote from Homer about pork chops. 21 letters
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Simpsons all the way!
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"Wait a second... I am me" - Caboose\n\n"Am I talking to the right base" - Sarge\n\n"Bow chika bow bow" - Tucker\n\n"Shut up you fool" - O'Malley\n\n"Red base, kill everyone, get flag back" - Tex\n\n"Is it a spider, get it off!" - Donut\n\n"Will I dream dave, d...a...v..e" - Sheila\n\n"Tucker, I want you to know one thing, I've always hated you" - Church\n\nI've been wathing way too much RvB.  (Those are the only quotes I could think of off the top of my head).\n\nI've been following the series since the very first episode (I don't count episode 0 as the first episode).  I'm not registered on the RvB site... never saw any reason to.
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is."\n\n"Whenever I need to 'get away,' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!"\n\n"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."\n\nAll quotes by Jack Handey
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Hands Down it's Homer\n\nHe's hilarious, but dumb as a stump
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All time favorite:  "Sometimes I wave to people I don't know.  It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand?  They'll think you're cocky.  “Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful. . . I'm gonna go pick something up.”\n\nRunners up:\n  "When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say “Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufranes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufranes."\n\n"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right."\n\n"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."\n\n"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together". \n\n" like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."\n\n\n\nThese ones are good too:\n"I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."\n\n"A guy came up to me in the airport, saying, "Dude, I saw you on TV last night!" But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good. He just confirmed I was on television. So I turned away for a minute, and then I turned back toward him and said, "I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good!"\n\n"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."
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Homer Simpson.\nHe has been in his share of fights and can hold his own.\n\n"Remember, the key is to lie on the ground and cry like a girl. When he turns away in digust, that's when it's back-kick'n time."
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"Work like you don't need the money, \nLove like your heart has never been broken,\nAnd dance like no one is watching"\n\nand\n\n"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"\n\nare my two favorite quotes
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my favorite: William Shakespeare:  \nIf music be the food of love; play on.\n\nhttp://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/music/\nhttp://quotations.about.com/cs/inspirationquotes/a/Music1.htm\nhttp://quotations.about.com/cs/inspirationquotes/a/Music2.htm\nhttp://www.cybernation.com/victory/quotations/subjects/quotes_music.html\nhttp://quotes.prolix.nu/Music/\nhttp://www.etni.org.il/quotes/music.htm\nhttp://www.quotegarden.com/music.html