whats the best way to annoy someone lol?
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1. Everytime they walk into the room yell "hooray your back!" as loud as you can and dance around for about 5 minutes. Afterwards keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?\n2. Everytime you wake up, start shouting "where the heck am I??" Run around for a while then go back to bed. when they ask what happened, make as if nothing happened.\n3. Buy the Kiddies meal from a well known restuarant and eat the straw and serviette and throw the rest away.\n4. Collect hundreds of pens and put them in the corner, take one pencil and put it in the opposite of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
684183
it's more fun to annoy yours
839279
say "hey, weirdo, you are in my personal space and acting weird. piss off"
306566
Laugh Out Loud.\nFor details refer : \nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lol\nhttp://www.computerhope.com/jargon/l/lol.htm
200981
Tell him or her they're annoying, if that don;t help dump them as ur friend.
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Laugh. He knows he is annoying you so if you laugh then he will get frustrated and leav you alone.
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Tell them to F*** off !
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Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.\n\nbefriend this person, don't complain about them any more, and wham when ever they say  bad - you can casually mention to the boss which is negative about the job or your boss let your boss know :)  Yeah be a backstabber/brown noser
951516
ask her to quit it and stop annoys everyone else
826832
Will you please bugger off!!!
861893
Well, if you're talking to the person face to face, try to not look at the person in the eye... don't respond to the person, seem a little distant and preoccupied... fiddle with your hands, talk in a low voice... And if the person can't get the message then holy crap, that person doesn't know what "I'm bored with you, can you please leave me alone" means. If that doesn't work, very politely say, "I am bored with you. Can you please leave me alone before your talking kills me?" \n\nIf it's through IMs, then say, "I have to go" and appear invisible to the person... Or just ignore the person permanently! \n\nAlso, there's the other method: If you say one more word, I will rip out your tongue, feed them to the dogs, and hang you by your toes from the ceiling! Get it? Now shut the f*** up!"\nlol... :-)
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Tell him you just dont like him. And cause hes annoying you.
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Do something really rude to the guy(not to yourself)
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1. click on best best anwser,\n\n2. people dont care they want to get a kick or think its funny
1147334
get your phone out, put yourself in close proximity to the loud person, pretend to have a conversation with someone on your phone, and say really loudly "hey bob can you hear me? are you sure? I think everyone in this room is being forced to listen to our conversation because I am talking so loud"                      if that doesn't work, tell them to shut the hell up!
128198
Just ignore him, don't be childish.  You could very well end up embarrassing yourself.
777160
Let him know of what behaviour you find annoying.  Go for a walk alone and/or take some time for just you.