(Q. for intelligent people only) If Jesus were a drink what kind of drink would he be?
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Answer (1) Theological serious   Answer (2) Personal fun\n\nTheological\n(1) For the Catholics, in the consecration of the celebration of the Lord Supper, the wine becomes Jesus and the Catholics hold that it is his life giving blood.  Therefore Jesus chose wine, scripture says that he said "take all of you and drink, this is my blood, given up for you."\n\nPersonal and Fun\n(2)  Personally I would believe he would be water.  Water is found in all drinks, and Jesus would want to be present everywhere.  Jesus would then be at our parties as the ice in the cocktails or even in our frozen margaritas.  He would be water for the thirsty athlete after the long run as just bottle of water.  He would be in our coffee in the morning when we need that boost of caffeine.  He would be in our children's coo laid.  You name it for a drink, it makes up water, and Jesus wants to be at the parties having fun but also at the times we need him the most like water to rehydrate because of sickness.    We need water.
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firstly, how would you drink it, Im intrigued, must be a vampire thing.........
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Jesus is god. The father, son and the holy spirit is one. Just like water, ice and water vapour. these are all different states of water. So we worship Jesus, God and the holy spirit. Jesus is not another god.
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Yes! Totally! But I'm not Christian, I just think Jesus was a buddha or a boddhisattva. I would go through everything he went thought just to be that! The love, the wisdom, the compassion! The son of God. I wish I could spend eternity in that, or even a few years. That is worth everything. Yes, I would be Jesus!
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The Old Testament prescribes a little wine for depression and for the stomache ache, but cautions against drunkeness.\n\nThe New Testaament tells us that Jesus made wine, good wine, for a wedding,  That's why we believe marriage is holy but drinking is a sin. (Yeah, I know.  I don't understand it, either.)
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None, I don't believe in violence, and God would not do it so i wouldn't either. WWJD - What Would Jesus Do
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Eduardo P: That special herb was marijuana. Jesus was a pot head, well all the messiahs of that time period was potheads. And YES, there were other Messiahs and that is why the existence of Jesus is so vague. There were just too many "Messiahs" and Jews getting crucified to keep track of.
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He wouldn't dance much but his stage craft would be amazing. His concerts would be free and he would accept donations  for charity. He'd employ the 12 deciples as the band and back up vocals. He would have small concerts just for children. His songs would teach you something (of course the skeptics would want to kill him) Long story short...Jesus would rock!
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Nope, becoming drunk is the sin. Catholics often use real wine for communion. I have the occasional drink. I work at a 5 star restaurant, and we go to wine tastings. My Jehovah's Witness co worker tastes the wine with the rest of us.
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Galatians 5:21\n\n"Envyings, DRUNKENNESS, reveilings and such like of which I tell you before as I have told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherot the kingdom of god."\n\nAccording to what I have read your actions and thought begin to get messed up from alcohol after the first or second drink, depending on biology. Some studies say one drink of wine is good for you, some say it's not, you cannot depend on them. \n\nDrunkennes does not just mean going unconsious with boose, it's having your thought process and choice messed up with alcohol. Remember how the pharasees defined drunkedness? Because christ preached things they wouldn't accept, boldy, they called him a drunk. \n\nThat is what alcohol does, takes away our worry and makes us do things we wouldn't have anyway. The effects of it start after the first or second drink. That scripture I just quoted says that those that do get drunk will not inheret the kingdom of God (heaven).\n\nPlus people should realize that there were two types of different wines in the bible. One was just fruit joice, the other older fruit juice that when aged becomes our modern day wine. Both are translated to be the same thing.\n\nWe should not drink it. There are no positive effects, much of violence is associated with alcohol because it makes us forget about consequences. Studies have proven that.\n\nWhy would Christ want us to drink something that leads us away from the kingdom of god and influences violence and unwanted behavior? He wouldn't.
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What would Jesus do? \nFor a Klondike Bar.
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Liquids!\nI would drink them!
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I'm so glad that someone asked this question!  I have been wondering it myself.  I am a christian and I drink.  I don't all the time, and I have gotten drunk, very few times, but I have (and I know thats wrong, and can understand people having problems with that) However, my family and I have serious disagreements on this subject.  I don't think that there is anything wrong biblically speeking with having a social drink, some of my family disagrees but can't back it up.  I'm 21, legal and responsible with it.  I think its ok considering wine was pretty much the beverage of choise back in biblical times.  As far as marijuana, I think its wrong becuase the whole purpose of it is to get high and alter the mind and I don;t think thats godly.
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The Bible does not necessarily support alcohol, but it does not condemn it either.  There are numerous examples of people drinking alcohol and it is not a sin.  Jesus himself turned water into wine.  Alcohol is only a sin if you are glutonous with it, meaning that you drink too much of it for too much of the time..outside of that it is not a problem.
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Is this Jesus now or Jesus when he was in a human body.I think Jesus could handle his liquor better.(this is pure speculation at my part)You always heard of Jesus drinking wine in the bible and I never heard of moses drinking wine  (I claim to be no bible scholar, thus I could be wrong. There is too much violence in the bible and the characters are painfully one dimensional for me to get into the book) Nevertheless, at the end of Jesus's career he drank lots of wine and ate lots of fish.Fish having a better amino acid profile than desert weeds which was accessible to Moses.Thus, Jesus was younger and more buff than Moses( and being the son of god can't be a negative)----Jesus wins,  a fair bet in Vegas 5:1
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There are lots of different ideas.  I've put a link where you can check them out to decide.  My favorite is:\n\n"The Morris Dictionary relates that "cock" referred to a tap and that the cock's tail were the dregs at the end of a barrel as it ran out. The anecdote goes that, on one occasion, a patron invented a mixed drink, a Ganymede, rather than drinking this residue."
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none. He would be w/ common ppl. just like He was in the bible. He views all ppl as equals, besides, He wouldnt want to portay himself as that type. \n\n\nbtw, he is alive...