What's tha best way to re-attach a dog's head?
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Mortimer, Okay so I started reading your replies to other peoples questions tonight just for fun.  My stomach hurts so bad because you have the funniest answers ever! And your picture is so creepy but it fits your personality! Anyway I'm going to go find more questions you replied to so I can laugh some more.....peace.
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Here is the one I recently made:\n\nTake a transparency sheet and take ear buds (used for over head projectors)- lots of them. Dip the top of cotton part, of a bunch of ear buds, in glue and place them vertically on the transparent sheet. Go on doing this to make a square tightly filled with ear buds.  Note: you will have to give support to the ear buds until they are glued completely. \n\nNow you can apply the glue on the other side of ear buds and place another transparent sheet. Paint the central region of the ear bud-sticks with black colour. If required, cover the sides. It now looks like a square piece taken from a region in the plasma membrane.\n\nThe cotton ends now look like the hydrophobic layers on either end while the central region looks like the hydrophilic ends of phospholipids. If you want to elaborate, you can include proteins in the bilayer! You can use colour papers, ribbons etc (you can stiffen them by dipping in some glue and drying in the shape you want; I have also seen hair-bands available that form specific ion-channel like structures. Goodluck!
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http://www.coochyshave.com/original.html\n\nThis stuff works great.
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The easiest way would be to put a rubberband around the base, closest to your body.  After a week or so they will just shrivel up and fall off.
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Very carefully using tweezers, get a hold of the tick as close to the skin as possible so you get the head and turn slowly counterclockwise and while tyurning pull gently up should come out..\nif the head breaks off you will need to try to rub area with a nail file or other straight edge to drag the head out\n\nclean area thoroughly with alcohol and apply antiboitoic ointment - neosporin etc and watch for a few days, clean daily\n\nif it festers up or gets larger redded area contact your doctor.  \n\nI have removed many from my husband, live in the country and so far we have done alright..\n\nand those stupid ticks get in the hardest to find areas..lol
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1. get a toy one and put it in\n\n2. get a toy one and put it in\n\n3. the extinct ones\n\n4. use the bridge
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I think it would be a bit small, but if you really want to, try this:\n\n1. Hollow out the giraffe's body.\n2. Shellac, caulk and seal the  skin inside and out.\n3.Attach the motor to the neck.\n4. Attach sails to the legs. \n5. When racing, have someone sit by the tail to balance the weight of the engine.
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Here are 2 ways that I found for you.  Good luck\n\nVery carefully.  The Conibears are pretty easy to set - just do one spring at a time and hook the "saftey lock" until ready to use it. If your hands aren't strong enough, you can buy a little tool for depressing the springs.\n\nSqueeze the springs together with setting tongs or strong arms. You can also use a rope trick. Tie a loop in one end of a 1/4 inch nylon rope. Put your foot thru the loop, thread the rope UP thru both spring eyes, back down the outside and back up thru the spring eyes again. When you pull the free end, it will squeeze the springs together fairly easily. Hook the safety loop and repeat on the other side.\n\nLay the trap out flat, and pull the jaws apart. They will finish compressing the springs. When they are close together, put the notched dog over the trigger on the other jaw. MAKE SURE THE SAFETY CATCHES ARE STILL ON THE SPRINGS. (they fall off easily) If that trap goes off before you're ready, you're going to the hospitol.
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take a hammer\nhit it\nhit it again
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Superglue it back together.
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A patch can help make it stronger. Good Luck!
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knots, use alot of conditioner, i mean like pour it on ur head alot, and games, www.ebaumsworld.com, or myspace, or www.sonypictures.com
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get pictures for reference (from the library or internet) then use modeling clay and wire (like metal coat hanger for support) build a skeleton from the wire (if it is a statue of a person or animal use the wire to make a "stick man" the form the clay around it and try to match the shape in the pictures you have
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Toss it some marshmallows.\nIt works for alligators....\n\nBy the way....Good luck with Nessie!\n:-)
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contact your local animalshelter or humane society.
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I guess the best would be NOT TO TRY YOURSELF & contact the manufacturer, they will do it far more professionally.\n\nDo it even if you ve to pay a bit
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I have done that. Just walk it off and don't rest it. Rest don't heal things like that. also keep a warm compress on it.