how high must a table be before a slice of bread falls butter side up?
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Extensive studies have shown that bread does not tend to fall butter-side up or down-there is no difference, its 50/50.
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bottom left corner of the table
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I'd say the bread.  If I ever got sick of it, I could just stack countless loaves of it in the corner.  You know, use them for firewood, maybe widdle out a giraffe or something.  Or better yet, when everyone is over for Thanksgiving and you have that obnoxious nephew there...just grab a stale loaf and *whap!* : )
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This is a difficult one. There are some schools -- but not too many -- that teach etiquette, including table manners. But they can be pricey. There are books that might help. But, I think the best way is to confide in someone you trust who has the impeccable table manners you admire, and ask them confidentially for a little help. \n\nThere's really not an awful lot to learn. Some of the simple rules:\n* When you sit down at the table (whether in a home or a restaurant), the first thing you do is put the napkin on your lap--even before you pick up the menu. Unfold the napkin halfway, not completely, and lay it across your lap.\n* If you leave the table during a meal and will return, put your napkin on your chair, unless you're in a private home, then you can place it on the table. In a restaurant, a napkin left on the table means you are done with the meal; in a home, the host or hostess knows you'll be returning from the table.\n* Learn to hold your knife and fork properly! This is my biggest gripe.\n* In the US, we cut a single piece of meat, then switch the knife and fork hands and eat it. It's not done that way in Europe, and it's probably OK in many other places too.\n* If you're buttering bread or a roll, break off a bite-sized piece, butter it, and eat it. Don't butter the entire piece before eating it.\n* Learn how to set a table properly so you'll know which glass is yours and which bread dish is yours.\nHope this helps! Good luck! I admire your desire to improve.\n\nYou might take a look at the information here:\nhttp://www.cuisinenet.com/digest/custom/etiquette/manners_intro.shtml
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First, put the first quarter exactly in the center of the (perfectly circular) table.\n\nNext, for each quarter the opponent places, place one directly opposite it. That is, place it so that the center of the table is halfway between your piece and the opponent's previous piece.\n\nThis will generate a completely symettric (about the center) layout of quarters on the table. This means that whenever the opponent selects a free space to place a quarter in, the space opposite is guaranteed to be free as well. Since we are always guaranteed an open space, we will never lose with this strategy (and thus win when there are finally no more spaces for the opponent to use).
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flour, or fine breadcrumbs
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None, just one foot, if it is the proper size.
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The cat would fall on its side, then.  Eventually another cat would lick the butter off, then the cat could be on its feet again.
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Its very high.Go ahead
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There are two problems w/ your question. \n   1. You need a hypothesis w/ to test against\n   2. If the cat lands on its feet the toast may never hit the ground.  This satisfies both the requirements of the experiment by stating one will never happen. -Or- If the toast hits first, the cat never lands.  Either way one doesn't hit the ground.
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put something under the uneven leg?
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Erm, being bottom of the table?
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When baking a cake at high altitudes, one should slightly -reduce- the baking time and increase the oven temperature by about 25 degrees to keep a cake from drying out and doing many other Bad Things.  Some recipe adjustments are sometimes required, too.\n\nUp to 3,000 or 3,500 feet, no adjustment is usually necessary.
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An unbelevable sinsation!!!\nLike butter on bread or garlic and onions
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i am sending you that table.Please rate my answer as the best................please
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with tosted bread with low-fat butter + capuccino hmmmm\nthis is my WORLD!!
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The real question is do you measure from the top or bottom