does any1 know the best prank i can do to my 9 year old bro he is such a pain please some1 reply thanks cya?
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From a 12 year old's point of view:  get him in trouble for something he didn't do...or make him believe he is in trouble...another...when he falls asleep, put something on his hand that will paint his face, tickle his upper lip, and get him to wipe his face and smear whatever is on his hand...or put something dead on top of his head, such as a dead insect...put something messy in his shoes...substitute honey in the shampoo bottle when he showers...go outside at night and scare him through the window...if you all horse around, use ketchup to make him believe he made you bleed then tell on him...:)
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tell him to get off and push his head way !!!
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Yes my nephew used to do it all the time. He prefered to go under the table. Does your nephew tell you after he is done pooping or just stands there untill people notice him? My nephew just stayed there and when someone would tell him to get out he would just come to us and we would smell it. To potty-train him, whenever he started to go under the table we would ask him if he had to use the bathroom. He normally said yes. Then eventually he would just come and tell us. It was so funny when he would go under though. His baby brother's face would turn red when he would push. It was hilarious. You should try that with your nephew. My first one was pottye trined kinda late(2 years old) we are potty training his brohter(1.25 years old). Its totally natural. Every kid has they're own special place. Once they start to go into that place ask them if they have to use the bathroom and thats how we potty trined the boys. hope i helped
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Hide it, and tell him you dont have any!! Thats what my mom does and it works everytime!!!
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OOO I have some great ones....I'm graduating in 2 days, and we all had a senior prank meeting, to see what we're gonna do... here are the best ones:\n\n1. Get 4 small or medium sized pigs. Yes, pigs. You oil them up with baby oil, use as much as possible. Then with black paint, you number them with HUGE numbers....."1", then "2", then "3", then "5".....The way that we did it is by putting one pig on each floor and then one in the gymnasium. So the teachers can't catch or get a hold of the pigs because they're all oiled up! And they'll always be looking for pig #4 ! Hahahaha, hilarious......\n\n2. If you go to one of those party suppliers, or novelty gift places, you could special order thousands of those small bouncy balls. When we checked the prices, they were about 1 gross for like ten bucks....which is a great price. The seniors last year bought six thousand of those bouncy balls and let them loose in the hallway stairs....and they never stop bouncing! Go to youtube.com and search for bouncy ball prank, here are some great videos!\n\n3. A couple years back, some seniors bought chickens, and roosters, and ducks and let them loose all over the school....But that's been done time and time again.....\n\n4. Something that will probably get you suspended: We were thinking about this wonderful step by step tutorial:\n        First, you take a syringe, the kind you can buy from a pharmacy. Then you suck all the yolk out of an egg, which will take some time, believe me....when you're doen with that, you take a new syringe, and pump NAIR hair remover into the empty shell of the egg.....tape the little hole of the egg. Repeat until you have about 3 dozen eggs. then aim, shoot, and a good few people will have patches on their heads....or just a big mess on the school's lawn....\nNote: you could also replace with bleach, stink bomb fluid, paint (in your school's colors), piss, get creative....\n\n5. Throw tons of fish in the pool.....\n\n6. DYE the pool.....AND put fish in it.....\n\n7. Steal tons of FOR SALE signs from people's houses, and post them up all over the school lawn.........\n\n8. Send out a letter to every student's parents in the school (there's always a student who works in the main office....bribe her) before prom....saying that "contraceptives in the form of condoms will be distributed before, during, and after the prom" and to send back the bottom fill-in portion of the letter to confirm their approval. Sign in your principal's name and signature. Sweet.\n\n9. Conduct a bake sale with "special brownies", lol.....
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Funny you should ask!My little bro is 9, he CAN be annoying at times when I'm just not in the mood to be annoyed, but most of the time he's pretty funny. We laugh a lot, it's interesting to see things from his point of view.
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This year, on April Fools day, I had my teenage son arrested.\n\nTwo army guys posed at Microsoft Special Agents, they had a fake warrant with my son's name on it, badges, and handcuffs.\n\nThey approached my son, and told him that they were Microsoft Secret Agents and that he was going to be detained for illegal downloads.  They showed the warrent (which I had done in photoshop).  They then asked him to turn around, patted him down, and as they began to put the handcuffs on him, one of the Army guys started reading the miranda rights in a drill instructor like tone. This added to the seriousness (LOL)\n\nMy son was clearly shaken.  He looked at me with the "DO SOMETHING!" look.  It was all that I could do to keep from laughing, in fact, I was holding back the laughs so much that I was tearing up.  Everyone who was there (this was done in a shop) was just in disbelief - was this real! \n\nThey (the two army guys, posing as Microsoft secret agents) started to lead him away, and out of the shop (handcuffed) - and they stopped, opened the warrant and it read....\n\nAPRIL FOOLS!\n\nMy son, and everyone in the shop laughed.  It was a fabulous prank.\n\nWe caught this prank on the store cameras, and copied them to a cd.  For a bit we had it up on a site.\n\nWhen my son went back to school on Monday, he learned that everyone knew and thought it was hysterical.  Teachers were even stopping classes to show the video of the April Fools Prank.\n\nNo one was hurt, no laws were broken ... and a perfect prank was pulled.    And, I finally got my son back for all the pranks he pulls on me!  LOL
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Go to prankplace.com or gagworks.com...some pretty funny stuff on there. Or a pair of giant inflatable boxing gloves (one of those sites will have them)
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He is a magnet and u  are the refridgerater. Bug him until he is sick of you. Then throw something at him that won't hurt him but just scare him, like a SHOE!
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do that old hole in the paper cup trick and offer him the water in the cup and while ur laughing about it after it spills grab a rapped up cloth with the ring in it (this will only work if u have a ring) and after uv wipped it up with that show him the ring inside and ask him
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Talk to your parents, if he is really a bother they should do something about it.  If he's younger than you and just a "normal little brother" kind of annoying, try spending some time with him when you are free.  Play a game, take him somewhere fun.  Then maybe he'll respect you when you tell him to leave you alone.  If he's older than you and just won't leave you alone, try embarrassing him when his friends are around.  He'll learn to leave you alone.
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if that will make him happy, tie him up with a soft scarf and spank him with asoft cat of nine tails. it may even tickle a bit. that way you ccan dominate without injury.
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This is really mean, but I doubt it is for real anyway. You're a goober, but you make me laugh because you are. You have a SICK imagination.  If it is for real - Tell her that which doesn't kill her will make her stronger.  Let her borrow your son's prank book - she can trip her friends who call her the poop queen.  She should trip you too!
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stomp his instep you can break his foot this way, kick him you know where, hit him under th nose as hard as you can upward force this can break his nose and make it very hard to see, use any thing you can get your hands on rocks,even stab him with a pencil if thats all you have, if you get a hold of his ear you can twist it and put him on the ground but you have to twist it and make it painfull.
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Play with his nipples it will drive him crazy!!
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Say, "Stop copying me"!\nIf that doesn't work, lead the congregation to a secluded bridge one night, pretend like you are going to jump, but have a bungee cord attached to you. Jump. Let he who laughs last, laugh best.
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TEASING YOU in what way  a funny way  or nasty way.\nif  it is funny tease him back it is all in fun..\nif it is nasty ignore him it will all blow over.\nbest friends r hard to find keep him..