how many monkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3, one stinkin' ape to screw in the lightblub and 2 stinkin apes to throw feces at each other
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Cool question.\n\nTake a sheet of aluminum foil and cut it into a thin strip.\n\nTape the metal tip of the bulb to the tip of a flashlight D battery. \n\nWrap one strip of foil around the screw part of the bulb.\n\nNow touch the foil to the bottom of the battery.\n\nThis is a simple circuit!
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It depends on the rating of the breaker.  Common values for the maximum current in houshold lighting circuits are 15 and 20 amps.\n\nCurrent = power/voltage, so each 60 W bulb running on 110V draws 60W/110V = 0.545 amps.  You could run 27 of these on a 15 amp circuit and not blow the breaker (15 * 0.545 = 14.73 amps).  The 28th light would exceed allowable current.\n\nFor a 20 amp circuit, you could run 36 60W lights. (36*0.545amp = 19.64 amps)
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(1) C\n   B = D + 2\n   M = B + 4\n   M = ( D + 2 ) + 4\n   M = D + 6\n\n(2) E\n   B = 2H\n   M = B + 6\n   M = ( 2H ) + 6\n   M = 2H + 6\n\n(3) D\n   12 bulbs / x minutes\n   12 bulbs / ( x minutes ( 1 hours / 60 minutes ) )\n   12 (60) bulbs / x ( 1 hour )\n   ( 2 (12) (60) ) bulbs / x ( 2 hours )\n\n(4) D\n   Stop 1: x\n   Stop 2: x + y\n   Stop 3: ( x + y ) / 3\n   Stop 4: ( ( x + y ) / 3 ) + 2 = ( x + y + 6 ) / 3
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isaac newton i mean sometimes he would sit on the end of his bed half dressed thinking about gravity\n\nor maybe edison he would find like 500 ways of not making a light bulb but all he would say is "i have not failed i have found 500 more ways to not make a light bulb work!"
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All together seven . How many you invented ? ! You can make extra if the drill is OK !!!!!!!
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It's impossible to say considering you give no indication of your lighting needs.\n\nThey do make fourescent bulbs which fit into regular incandescent sockets.  The flourescent bulbs use a lot less energy.
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The light bulb can't be screwed in by the Bush administration, regardless of how many people or tax dollars they throw at it.  Owing to their lack of credible intelligence concerning the appropriate strategy to pursue, they will attempt to screw the bulb in upside down.  As it would otherwise entail admitting a mistake, the administration will stay the course indefinitely, trying in vain to get an upside down light bulb into the socket.\n\nThose who point out the error of their ways will be labeled "liberal defeatists" who hate freedom and who want the United States to crumble. Their telephone records will seized and Dick Cheney may ultimately shoot them.\n\nIt doesn't matter what the Republicans do to us as long as we remember that it's done in the name of freedom.  God Bless America  (and God help us survive this incompetent boob)
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"Thomas Edison tried and failed nearly 2000 times to develop the carbonized cotton thread filiment for the incandescent light bulb.  When asked about it, he said, 'I didn't fail. I found out 2000 ways how not to make a light bulb.'  But he only needed to find one way to make it work."\n\nFrom National Treasure
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three one to hold the light bulb, and two to twist  the blond.
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3 One to screw in the bulb and 2 to keep the beat
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take the cube root of 729 u get 9
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The answer to the three switch problem is 8 choices, not 7. The answer figured numerically is 2^3.\n\nWith 8 switches there are 2^8 or 256 combinations possible.\n\nThere is a formula based on the length of the femur:\nhttp://ublib.buffalo.edu/libraries/projects/cases/bones/activity4.html
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Thomas Edison - invented the light bulb in 1879.
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First, take the bulb out of a flashlight.  Carefully remove about an inch of the plastic covering on both ends of two one foot lengths of wire.  Attach one bare end to the bottom of a D-sized battery (good tape might work).  Attach the other end of this wire to the SIDE of the metal part of the bulb.  \nAttach one end of the other wire to the top of the battery.  And attach the end of this wire to the bottom of the bulb.\nThat should do it!
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sure!\n\nWatch this...............(made ya look)\nno, seriously, "How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?"........." "1 billion and 1. 1 to put the bulb in and a billion troops to enforce a democratic change of government for as long as it takes."
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28! I just did it on paper putting 8 dots and connecting each one with the rest. There is a math formula for it but I don't remember it!