What does this quote mean, "He who stands on toilet is high on pot"?
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Alright. I'm really tired of explaining this to people but you seemed genuinely puzzled so I'll tell you. "He who stands on toilet is high on pot" means that anyone who puts his feet on a toilet and raises his body to a standing position is under the influence of marijuana.\n\nThere!!! See how simple that was???\n\nNo. Don't bother thanking me. I - I just happen to know these things you see, and I'm really thrilled explaining them to people who seem a little, um, dazed... Yeah, that's the word. Don't think at all I meant ignorant because I really am not into belittling those less intelligent than me... Er, not that you aren't *as* intelligent, it's just... You know...
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It is a quote from Saint Augustine - "He who sings prays twice". It is simply meant to describe the high place of music in worship.
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I can't remember where the quote is from, but I agree with it entirely.  It means "no holds barred", in a way, and I find it true in love and war.  It's sad to say that's true in love, but, experience tells me it is true, and our culture supports it entirely.  Our international bodies try to make it untrue in war, such as in the Geneva Convention, but, war is hell everything's "fair" in hell, so . . ..  God Bless you.
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lol... i think it means.. a person who has big backyard(booties)...donno
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The quote you are thinking of is probably "standing on the shoulders of giants" which was used by Sir Isaac Newton in a letter to Robert Hooke. He said "If I have seen further it was by standing on the shoulder of giants". Incidentally, the phrase is etched onto the side of the 2 pound coin in the United Kingdom.
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It's quote from the film Marathon Man.  Laurence Olivier's character says it as he is about torture Dustin Hoffman's character with a dentist drill.
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An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to be something from the man who wishes to do something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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hahahaha.  Why do you think it says: You deny me before men....\n\nIs not standing up..denying?\n\nbetter hope not.\n\n\nGreat Question.
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The origin of this phrase lies in the fact that the Queen spends so much time going around to grand openings of new buildings and sites that she smells nothing but fresh paint.  Another way I've heard it used is to say that "The Queen thinks that all toilets (bathrooms) smell like fresh paint."  It could be used as a way of showing how out of touch the royals are with reality, or as an analogy of how someone may have misinterpreted a situation by reading his or her limited experience into a much more complicated issue.  Hope this helps!
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it means someone is drunk. Im not sure if it works for being high
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Sorry you've had such rubbish answers. \n\nI'm usually quite good at this sort of thing, but I'm afraid I can't find any info on the origins of this phrase.\n\nI hope someone more knowledgeable answers you soon!
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"having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people"\n\nIt means avoid and exclude people who aren't morally superior like you.\n\nKind of inflates ones head, huh?
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The quote is "When" not " If"\n\n\n “When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.”Ronald Reagan
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It's a quote by "Rich Dad" in the book "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" by Robert Kiyosaki.  I don't have the exact page number but it's within the first 10% of the book as an intro to why he wrote the book in the first place.
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Robin Hood, Men in Tights.\n\nAlthough the quote is:\n"Pissed off?  If I was in your position I'd be more worried about being pissed on!"  Or something very, very similiar.
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i dont know the origin, but i am kind of old and i have heard it since i was young.  it was a line in a country song several years ago, i cant remember song or artist though.\n\nit means that you admire someone very much, usually but not always, in a lovers type of way. \n\nshe thinks that he put the moon in to the sky (he hung the moon).\n\n\n\ni live in the southeast.
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The quote is from Descartes' 'Discourse on Method'\n\nThe general idea is that he questions what he knows.  Assume that a grand deciever was capable of changing all you percieve (picture the Matrix etc, where something could make you see, smell etc things that aren't really there).   \n\nThe question is what can you trust.  The first assumption he makes is that no matter what 'reality' is,  the fact that he can consider his own existience, then he exists in some fashion.  'I think,  therefore I am'.  Even if he's decieved about everything,  he can trust that part. \n\nDescartes then goes on to prove the existence of god.   Quite an interesting book.