Alright a serious one for the ladies (Cause I know you get so tired of the will you ******! me's in here)?
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Every woman has their OWN definition of Mr. Right ya know?  It's like asking how do you like your broccoli prepared?  LOL  \n\nFor ME:\n\nMr Right is respectful..in his tone and patience with me\nMr Right is willing to 'talk deep when I need it'\nMr Right is willing to share his thoughts and feelings when he needs to\nMr Right is willing to cherish, pamper and treasure me\nMr Right is one who keeps his word and does not lie about the important/big stuff (I forgot to take out the trash - when it's the same excuse every week gets old but it's not a biggie for me).\nMr Right is faithful\nMr Right is honorable\nMr Right is kind, generous and helpful \nMr Right will spoil me.. not in lavish gifts, but in the way he treats me - pampers me and makes me feel safe, wanted and loved.\nMr Right fights FAIR \nMr Right deals with our problems and is willing to compromise\n\nThose are the things I can think of.....  I'm sure there are others.. but it's a tall order.\n\nThe thing is guys?????? MOST Men when they find the right woman will do that stuff automatically and it won't be a CHORE.....if it's a chore, you are not in the right relationship!
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Since women have ruined your week, how about you have a laugh at them:\n\nWanna hear a joke?\nWomen's rights.\n\nWhy do women have small feet?\nSo they can stand closer to the sink.\n\nWhy did the women cross the road?\nWho cares, why's she out of the kitchen.\n\nWhat do you do when the dishwasher is broken?\nYou slap her.\n\nSorry if this makes you feel worse, but it'll get better for sure. Maybe it's their time of the month. I don't suggest you act angered around them since that'll make it worse i'm only telling jokes so you only need to laugh.
123956
How about some peace and quiet.\nDon't say anything, you women talk too much.
72454
Dude trust me...already tried that one and the ladies are supprisingly smart enough not to fall for it...Sorry
1137513
Find you a woman! Or get a pet!!
835357
Let me worry about that for you....♥
980100
one that is IN-DO..ING while the other got SICK of it\nha..aha..ha..\njust kidding babe
799982
Haven't you had enough with that thing?!
483388
I would like wo see more hard core girls,go after your dreams i'm tired of all the prissy ones,i'll be cheering you on!
357370
I don't want to marry you, Sexy.  But I will consider being your "little piece on the side" for shits and giggles!
97265
There are some women like that . . . and some men . . . \n\nWhen I really get in the mood . . . it is usually the woman who tires out before I do.
826832
Will you please bugger off!!!
708964
same question for you women
897032
Let someone hurt or violate me in any way.\n\nI wish more women would see it this way and get out
433245
"got to stop answering the stupid ones"
341852
i say let it go because there are toooooo many ladies in the world for you to be stressed out..it may hurt at first but after its all and done its for the better...
377092
I hear ya. It gets old after a while. Who needs someone like that in your life anyhow?