If you could punch Tom Cruise in the face or kick him in the nuts, which would you do?
347793
Neither because then he would land his spaceship on my house.
619180
Slam the door in his face.
561326
I would go up and personally kick the asses of every one of those emo/anarchists who think it's so cool to be like, "Oh! I love the dark prince! I wanna die and go to hell with him cuz he's so HAWT!"\n\n\nI hate those kids.
592976
I'd kiss you furiously then tap your @zz like no tommorrow!\n\n\nNow,if you're a dude...I'd p!ss on you after I knock you out!
462070
Well kick him in his little nuts and then curb stomp his face into the floor.
942537
grab the punch with your face
88232
if its a guy kick him in the balls
383416
You'll figure it out by kicking yourself in the face.
315193
A roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck Norris ought to do it!
741164
someone needs to smack you.
179668
If he was holding me down trying to hurt me, I would def. kick him square in his balls!
164316
Kick him in the shins.
100098
Get the F**k out of my face!!!!!!
945676
In self-defense, I would kick the HELL out of his testicles.\nThat would let him know not to mess with me.\n\nGuys already know not to mess with me. ;)
780981
Hmm...they are both p*ssy's   haha\n\nIf I had to pick Tom Cruise cause he's all loco man!! ;)
330031
I think I'm sick to DEATH of Tom Cruise and that you-know-what-eating grin of his.  I wish he'd just fall off the planet and let some more talented actors get some play.
516290
I'd hit him.\nHe's a jackass.