Here is your chance to bellyache!!!!!!!?
342648
well, today, I was chewing gum and bit my tongue really hard, I know don't' ask how, but I did and now it still hurts really bad, I can't even eat or drink without it hurting, I hope it goes away, my neighbors next door have like 60 cats that they don't take care of there starving and sick and they come in my yard and use it for a kitty litter box...can't stand it, about to take a gun out there and be rid of them but I know that would be wrong, my dog flash annoys the heck out of me, he barks and barks to go outside then I let him out and he barks and barks to come back in, he needs to make up his mind, I clean all day and the kids just mess it up behind me, don't know why I even do it, my hubby will be gone for 8 more months and I'm going crazy, .......wow, thanks..I feel better....lol
608391
ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1162012
maybe you might die......maybe not............why would you.......we just can't tell you.........maybe you ate something that upset your stomach.......good luck*
748098
Up your b---, down your spine\nCould you play defense this time?
582095
go with ur gut feeling
336013
Ouch!!!!  Go to the DR.!!!!
233647
You body trying to eject an irritant.
43076
YOUR SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
868675
Watch out! The Colts might just sneak up and bite you in the butt :-)~
404203
your one sick futhermucker
861991
u will have a terrific hurting belly ache and be awake going alot and cramping profusely
763741
depends what your in to eh!!!
633671
wtf??? why would you do that???? are you insane?? that is not good!! you'll get some serious infections i'm sure, and doesn't that hurt when it comes out??
511221
probably puke your guts out.  it could also kill you.
101201
go to the hospital!!!!!
512926
yes!\nbut i hurt my stomach more than my face normally =)
962543
cellotape some tennis balls to your stomach!!