I accidentally sat on a plunger.  Any suggestions?
346366
A new brain since you obviously damaged it by sitting on the plunger.
587244
take out the toner and drum, and get a can of air, and just clean out the inside. then pop it back in.
1030068
Its been awhile, but my son had one, I don't know what the company would do or say, but I think you would of felt if it was broken too far in (like burning) and it depends on how long ago did you go in? Ask a nurse. Because it does happen, and your gonna stay worried until you talk to someone.
852106
OH NO DO NOT GO THRU THIS EVER AGAIN, SPEAK UP AND MAKE SURE ALL STAFF IS AWARE OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED!!!! I dont know all that they did but do u have a port? If you do did they clean it. Flush it etc. very important, believe it or not, but not all nurses are all that familiar with the proper procedure some will flush a port and do it wrong!!! I BEG U TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ASAP, We tend to just trust r nurses and drs. but really we need to be just as informed ask questions, read up on your condition and treatment, and do not accept anything but the best medical care and always SPEAK UP!! This is your life, dont be scared or shy to ask questions etc. u may seem like a pest but u will get the best care and that is all that matters.
1026554
Bad Idea!  Please call around and talk to your local er.  They will be able to tell you where you can go to get it taken care of correctly.
247985
if the pee is a urinary track infection.....good luck! avoid drinking all liquids and hopefully you hardly pee! Thats enough to make a grown man cry! as your your splashing issue, try hovering over the seat, or stand up on the seat and squat
817033
The spoon trick works, but really hurts....\nCheck wiki-how... they have quite a few suggestions:)
1024108
Obviosly, the shape of your hole has changed. Try not to stick your thumb or other objects up there so often. In a few days you should have "Good times" back again.\nGood luck
765469
Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
1059107
Stay off it! Keep ice on it for a few minutes at a time. And maybe keep it elevated.
75942
Throw it out, now!!!!  You are obviously having a dangerous reaction to the product.\n\nCheck with your doctor on something that would be less intrusive.\n\nBest of luck!
627769
Okay, here's the actual answer.  Go turn on your garden hose full-blast, then pinch off the pressure right at the tip.  Find yourself a target of comparable size (or the toilet itself, if you're not afraid of looking really REALLY weird) and release.  Bear in mind that the hose will almost certainly have much less pressure and more rigidity than his l'il fella will, so if you miss by a little, that indicates a lot.  The abrupt start will probably wing some loose drops on to the porcelain.  \n\nAnother problem women don't have, since our urethras are external, is blockage; sometimes threads from underpants or even (yes, ick, tell us about it) hair can cause the urine to be discharged off to one side, or even forked.  As someone above said, we weren't designed to aim, or to have contact with cloth and compression all day; it's pretty easy to aim, but once in a great while, something just goes wrong.  :)\n\nThat said, gross.  It is totally our responsibility to make it as if nothing happened.  And to that poor woman whose man wouldn't put the seat up, or even wipe it after a catastrophe?  KILL HIM.  He is the guy that makes men's public bathrooms unusable for guys everywhere.  \n\nI can't believe we have found that guy!  Hey, everyone!  We found the guy!
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First you straddly the toilet, doesnt matter which way you face and slowly pee, because if you force the flow you wont know which way it will go. Could be down your leg.  Once you see it will be a steady stream then you can use a little more pressure.  If you miss dont forget to wipe the seat/children dont look before they sit.
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The pins & needles sensation comes from the blood rushing back into your limbs, after having been temporarily limited due to pressure exerted on your leg, foot, arm or other body part. When sitting in a certain position for a length of time, you may be cutting off the flow of blood to your foot. Since it seems to always be your right foot, then that's the side you probably lean on a little more than the other side, such as when you're reading (yes, many people read while on the potty!). It's a normal thing that happens to millions of people every day, so there's no need to worry about something being wrong with you. If you find that you HAVE to sit for long periods of time (on the potty), you might need to change your diet, so as to make your bowels move more comfortably. Talk to your doctor about it, and see what he suggests. <*)))><
747167
how did u get it stuck in there???? maybe u should call 911 if it hurts that bad
136536
old remedy..\n\ntake 1" piece of raw bacon and tape in over boil. leave overnite.(use sensitive skin tape)..this will cause boil to come to surface and usually pop.clean thouroughly!
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Figure out what is was you did that caused the strain then do the same exact thing but in a backwards reverse motion! That should pull everything right back to where it started! If at first you feel nothing, then just remember second verse, not the same as the first! RICE!Rest ice compression and elevation! To elevate the groin, that is the question!