how do i get rid of underground bees?
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Getting someone to come and rescue the bees would be the best thing to do.  But if no one wants them, you can drench the soil with soapy water.  Pour it down their entrance hole.  Hot or boiling (be careful!) soapy water would work well, and do it at night when they are all home.\nSounds kinda cruel, but so is death by poisoning, which can also be slower, and less environmental!
990415
I agree with the posters who say they're just honeybees.  Hopefully they're not killer bees.  Please do not try to kill them.  If you aren't willing to let them stay, find out about getting the hive moved to a different spot.  Unless you're allergic or they hive is in your way, there isn't really a reason for you to bother them.
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That's a tough one.  They are persistent little critters.\n\nTry using boric acid - you can get it at any department store.  It is a powder, quite inexpensive, and harmless to humans.  Put it in any places you see signs of silverfish, along cracks in wood, etc.  We use boric acid on our sailboat and it seems to control most pests.\n\nIf you have silverfish in your kitchen cupboards try putting loose bay leaves around all the shelves and corners.  They won't kill the silverfish, but I have found that bay leaves spread around like that tend to keep most insects away.  There seems to be something about the bay leaves they don't like.  I've never used them for silverfish, but they work for ants.\n\n\nThere are special insecticides for silverfish, including Drone Dust which actually dries them out when they pass through it.  And there are things called silverfish packs.  Any powder you put down has to go in the dark places and cracks where they like to live, not out in the open - around your foundation, inside electrical outlets, around plumbing, under sinks, places liek that.\n\nThey are particularly attracted to wet, humid areas, so getting everything as dry as posible will help.  Fix any leaky pipes, maybe get a dehumidifier.  Regularly ventilate closed rooms.  VAcuum cracks with the special crevice tool regularly.  Use silica gel to help keep things dry.  Keep all food tightly covered to remove their food source.\n\nDid you do an Internet search related to this?  You might get more ideas.\n\nIf all else fails, or if you have a big problem, you might need to call an exterminator, which of course will be expensive.\n\nI hope this helps!  Good luck with it!
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Get rid of debris that retains moisture.
285383
Stop going where they go. \nMove to another town. \nHide under a big rock. \nBecome a hermit and never go outside.\nRun away screaming whenever you see them.
137809
Use a sh*t (caca) cataplasm.  I know it sounds gross but, hey it works!
1050663
I'd call your local fire department just in case they can help you. I happen to know that here they won't remove them for you at all though. I have to pay Truly Nolen $200-300 for bee removals.
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Different solutions can be implemented in order to solve your occuring problems\n(1) try using  a net\n(2) befor going to bed use a insecticide to spray the room\n(3)a lighted cockset or a bugmatcan be used\n(4)closed all windows and doors after 6\n(5)ever consider having your place and surroundings sprayed by the health authority\n{6)use a fan at high speed\n(7)remove excess water from old containers wash your vases regularly\n{8} get rid of old tires mosquitoes love dark and moist areas to hatch\n(9)keep your surroundings clean at all times to keep away insects
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go to lowes or home depot or some place like that and get spider glue or bait traps... or call an exterminator and ask them what your options are, they usually will be helpful FOR FREE!.
495315
easiest way is to spit on them (i know, yuk, but it works)\n\nalso, a wax candle lightly rubbed will repell water
1130116
Get a humane trap and bait it with marshmellows and bird seed (trust me, it works). Place the trap where you usually see the chipmunk, and then leave the trap sit until you catch it. When you catch the chipmunk, reach into the cage and grab it with leather gloves. Then you can either drown it in a bucket, turn on a car and hold its head in the exhaust pipe, hit it on the head with a hammer, chop its head off with a butcher knife, grab its head and quickly twist it back so its neck brakes, or just drop it off a couple of miles down the road. DON'T GRAB IT WITH THIN GLOVES OR YOUR BARE HANDS!!!
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~Depending on the orifice and the insect, why would you want to?\nIf you must, I recommend either agent orange or TNT.  The latter  will not only remove the insects, but will generally prevent an influx of maggots in their stead.\n\nOr, just pick your as s and blow your nose.
615512
you can eliminate them with lazer, contact a dertamatologist and ask about it.
285651
Very carefully with tweezers.  Make sure you clean them with alcohol or peroxide.  The tweers will pull it right out.
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Spray them down with a hose. We have several of them here at work. Use Outdoor Clorox and spray them down in and out every day.
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Bees stay in their hives. Some die of course but more are produced to replace them. The worker bees exercise their wings and bodies to create enough heat to keep themselves and the queen warm enough to survive.These worker bees consume part of the honey in the nest to replace the energy lost by their activities in grooming the queen, caring for the larvae and keeping warm. They stay very close to the hive during winters.\n\nThis is why beekeepers never remove all the honey from a hive. Honey is the bees' method of laying in a food supply. A very long or very cold winter can kill a lot of the worker bees. The remainder will remain close to the queen to keep her and the larvae alive until the weather warms.
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Honeybee sting can help!Simple,instant and last longer.