Would you rather be shining shoes in heaven, or run the only ice cream store in hell?
337131
Shining shoes in heaven!
868560
I'd start the First Church of St. Gilligan the Casted-Away, with sacramental garments consisting of a white fishing hat and red pullover.  The gospel would remind us all that we're all souls missing after a 3-hour tour, stranded on a desert island with all manner of sin and virtue (GREED-the Howells; LUST -- Ginger; INTELLECT -- The Professor; EARNESTNESS -- Mary Ann; BRASHNESS -- Skipper). Given the popularity of "Survivor", I expect this religion to go over quite well with the masses, and I'll soon start an online version of my church once my tech-guru figures out a way to set up a server and PC network using only coconuts and ivy......
654765
Heaven. Or Paradise, if you prefer.
166169
In my opinon, since Satan is the ultimate evil, I'd think that he would appreciate evil deeds and congratulate those who enter Hell on whatever bad thing they did, and they would live quite nicely forever. Maybe that is why somebody would want to live in Hell.
832520
none.But if i had to choose...i would say happy feet! gooduck!
717352
heaven hopefully afte rgoing thru hell first.
1057691
i would like a heaven on earth, but not a heaven in which you live, as you said, eternally.  i personally would like to cease to exist completely after i die.  but i guess sometimes it would be nice to see my great-great grandchildren or something.
31358
I dont necessarily think its hell.  I think its the median between heaven and hell.  Think about it.  You've got good and evil on earth.  Makes sense, no?
1133722
This life is a piece of cake compared to what someone experiences in hell for an eternity.
799322
I would choose death. Life would not be worth living under a dogma with which I totally disagree.
122074
I would rather be god looking cuz then i becomea model and then i will get rich!! :)
969679
I agree.  All the fun people are apparently going to christian hell anyway.  If there were such a thing as heaven and hell, I'd be wanting to get into hell.
716968
Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nNo seriously, It's got to be Afterlife!
682134
If I were God, I would show my vast love and mercy for mankind by killing myself. \n\nEarth would become Utopia overnight.\n\n-SD-
738093
Heaven is where the chocolate is... Hell is not having any...
407632
Sure, but why stop there?... why not go for the whole experience? Put out a dozen jars of your own urine and cover everything with kleenex. Then go quietly insane. Then write a bestseller about it called "My Year as Howard"... see how far those crazy toenails can get you?
317958
I would still try to do good.  It is not really about heaven or hell.  It is about loving God and people.  If that sends me to hell, then I am there!!!!