Does God have a gas problem?
354427
Be careful - you'll have to answer for these "silly little comments" you made toward God. He is to be revered, not mocked. And I think the answer to your more ellaborate question would be the end times are approaching.
1063412
He is OK. God loves him and knows that this world sometimes is just too much to take.\n\nSadly, the world is missing out on a sensitive person who could have changed things.
275018
Sounds like you may have eaten some gas-causing foods.
749762
I agree with Tigger.  Some vegetables can cause gas and also some fruits are very acidy, which may bother his throat.  Here is a link to some info:\n\nhttp://www.healthcastle.com/acid_reflux.shtml
923853
Maybe it means she has a little gas....?
606512
It sounds like he could have some type of food or environmental allergy. Try bringing him for a second opinion.
202922
Well yes God has emotions like all of us. Jesus laughed and was really humorous in his teachings.\nIt would not surprise me in the least if when i got to heaven Jesus was drinking a beer just hanging out and telling jokes!\n\nP.S. people try to say that wine in ancient times wasn't alchol but more like grape juice. this is wrong. wine in ancient times was alchol and very strong.  It is not a sin to drink alchol but it is to get drunk.\nold wine was contaminated wine. new wine was not. this is why they never mixed it!
679730
It has gaseus ingredients in it.  Take some GasX
299535
I am not a great believer in the God theory, so I'm not surprised that he/she hasn't been back since the old biblical days.\nIf there is a God, perhaps he doesn't like what he sees, and has washed his hands of the whole mess.
525037
God appears to be quite a sexist bit of work. Could be jealousy.... as a 'masculine' deity, he can't give birth.Maybe he could do with a bit of balance. (shrugs)
550436
your system is different from my system-hard to tell...you could have "gas" from the foods that you eat or the beverages that you consume.
1042679
be careful what you ask for...God has a sense of humor but he does not like to be questioned or mocked
235496
My Dads sermon last night was about how prayer changes things.The fact that you have asked for prayer shows that you believe that God is able to answer those prayers.Hold on to that faith,God is very concerned about you.Keep looking past the problem and to the solution.God is the solution.My heart goes out to you.Jesus is the answer.
917332
dude what the hell is wrong with you? No God wouldnt need any help creating the universe. he would have it created in 1 second with a snap of his finger. and dont you dare question God ever!. God has done nothing wrong to you all he ever does is look after you and this is his thanks.
395012
There are alot of anti-gas medications that you can take over the counter. Also avoid foods that cause gas like greasy meats, cheeses, nuts, and pickled foods.
830149
Could be Liquid Gas. Need more info.
256898
ask god about it. ask him to take control of the situation.