Ok give me a George Bush joke please and make them good?
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. \n\nBush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. \n\n"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." \n\nBush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" \n\nTony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." \n\n"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" \n\nBush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" \n\nBush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." \n\n"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" \n\nBush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" \n\nHelms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" \n\nBush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. \n\n"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" \n\nPowell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." \n\nMuch relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" \n\nAnd Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"
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Make fun of Bush, complain about the war in Iraq(but not offer any real solutions), complain about how unfair the election process is, complain about the economy...complain, complain, complain
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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It is SO MUCH FUN to go on Google and type in Bushisms!  Believe me, you won't regret it, and you will laugh for days!!  Plus you will get some keen insight on what a pathetic excuse of a man and a president he is!
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Turn President Bush into a mushroom.
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MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO (Humor? You decide!)\n\n\nSubject: MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO \nDear President Bush: \nI'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, ports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n1. Free medical care for my entire family. \n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. \n3. All government forms need to be printed in English. \n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. \n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. \n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. \n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. \n8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. \n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. \n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. \n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic lebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. \n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. \n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. \nHowever, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. \nThank you so much for your kind help.
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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I would love to see George Bush answer a question Yahoo Answers about how stupid he is and make a mistake on his answer!  It would be hilarious!
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It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
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What was the joke supposed to be, anyway? And is there anything funny about the Iraq war?
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Joke was really good and its " Fresh "..\nthats more importent..!!\nha..ha...!!\nplease post more jokes..!!\ni rate it as 1/1 =10/10 =100/100=10000/10000.........!
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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Ha Ha ha ha ..\nanother good one!!\nThe guys I know in the Union will love it ( most of my guy friends are, and they are always cracking on Bush..)\n\nThanks again for the laugh..
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Want to hear a dirty joke??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA white horse fell in the mud. Now thats just dirty.
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Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush and guess what...BUSH
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!