wats is the world record for the longest fart?
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Dunno. Haven't finished yet.LMTO.\n8 hours later,still going.\n13 hours later...just stopped.Am I a contender?\nLost 15 inches in circumference around the gut.\nL+L+L+L+LOL>
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I don't know what the world record is but I know it's much longer than one minute. I think I've maxed out at 1:20 myself. My source says 12:47 for an Italian freediver but I don't know if that is the latest.
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The Longest world in English Language is "SMILES".\nBecause the distance between First S and the last S is a mile.\n\nWhile if you want to know which word is having maximum letters. Then for your reference\n\nThe longest word currently in the Oxford English Dictionary is the supposed lung-disease "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" (45 letters) but some editions of the Guiness Book of Records mention "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" (52 letters), which is even longer.\n\nlongest chemical word for C1289H2051N343O375S8 is 0f (1909letters)\n\nit is \nmethionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginy\n\nllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalyl\n\nprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysyl\n\nisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycyl\n\nisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminyla\n\nsparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutamin\n\nylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthre\n\nonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasp\n\naraginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalyl\n\nglycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylph\n\nenylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylala\n\nnylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleu\n\ncylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthre\n\nonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylala\n\nnyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylg\n\nlycylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanyla\n\nlanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhisti\n\ndylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalany\n\nlvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine\n\n\n\nPleze see it from the below site because yahoo replce some letter with ....
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well we need it to stand out when we are flicking peeps off, hence it is the longest. Just gives it a bit more gusto :)
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fact is that we fart like 30 times a day and dont even realize it sooooo yeah
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No, but I have farted while sneezing, from sheer force!  Very embarrassing!
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In Sheffield, it is illegal for women to fart on wednesdays, except in a leap year.\n\n\nSource: Futtocks Almanac.
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go and get the book guniess book of world records
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Dino Zoff of Italy in 1982 has the longest record of recording clean sheets in world cups.... I believe he went for over 700 minutes or something outrageous like that!
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116 according to Guinness World Records
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I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
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no squirls can't fart\n\n^^ true fact look it up
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According to the Guinness world records, there is currently no record. The closets they have is for the largest lollipop. (If you'd like to submit a record, please use the source website below)
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I've been with my fiance for 2 years and we still don't fart in front of each other.. we do on accident sometimes. but we just laugh at each other. But never have we just ripped one just because we had to.
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Yes, m'dear, they really do.  Sadly, I saw this stunt performed at a Dungeons and Dragons party in 1988 by the company mage, Elric of Onslen.  The fart produced a blue flame.  Thankfully, this flame frightened the band of orcs we were fighting thus permitting us to claim their stash of gold.  Ah, but the stench was legendary.
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ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
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The Guinness Book of Records, in its 1992 and subsequent editions, declared the "longest real word" in the English language to be floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters. Defined as "the act of estimating (something) as worthless", its usage has been recorded as far back as 1741. In recent times its usage has been recorded in the proceedings of the United States Senate by Senator Jesse Helms, and at the White House by Bill Clinton's press secretary Mike McCurry, albeit sarcastically. It is the longest non-technical word in the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. The acceptability of the 33-letter adverbial form flocci­nauci­nihili­pilificastically is subject to controversy. The longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, an invented word supposed to refer to a lung disease.