If we went camping and you awoke with a sore rectum and no memory, would you tell anyone?
341962
you go camping without lube...??!!!
370836
You probably slept on your chest and it got sore .
1022392
Oh my god - Nooooooooooo!!\n\nWhy oh why didn't you let her go home; she is truely scarred for life.\n\nIf i had had this accident (not that i fart) and you'd made me wander the halls with a dirty bum for all to see ...... yup, i'd be moving out or at least not talking to you.\n\nJJ.
525929
yea...i remember my now exboyfriend laying on a bed and me and my friends made him get naked so we could make sure he wasn't "sick". then, it switched and i was on the bed naked while they drew all over me with permanent markers....that was quite the story for mom to hear from a 5 year old.
335667
Oh damn, did I forget to wipe again? I am sorry, I have a bad habit of forgetting that.
650452
I usually sleep in the raw.  I'm married so I don't have to worry about roommates, etc..\n\nTwo years ago, I did attend a 9 week boot camp where I was in a barracks/dorm environment.  While attending I slept in my boxers. (I usually don't wear underwear, but for this I did!)\n\nAny other personal questions you want to ask?
581300
Too much probably.  For some reason I often do it in the shower.  Usually I recall times I let someone down.  Shame like that is hell.\n\nIt's a good question...I wish I didn't have this answer.\n\n:o)
320920
Nothing...I probably wouldn't tell anyone and keep on working at my job.  It's not so bad.  I would get bored quickly without work...I had today off and I'm borderline insane already.  I need to be busy.
58846
Poor memory...\n...and I forgot the rest.
598816
do you regret asking this question? I think you should feel embarrassed.
533751
OK, I don't know why you would want to know some thing like this, but what the heck..........\n\nIt was my 17th birthday party and me, a bunch of my friends and some people that I worked with went "camping."  It was one of those primitive campsites (no electric or water.)  Anyway, all of us were drinking and acting like a bunch of idiots.  We were swimming in this little creek and I decided that I had to pee.  I got out of the water and started to walk up the hill to head to the outhouse and I just couldn't make it, I peed straight down my legs.  Although my shorts (blue jean) were already soaked you could still tell what was happening.  I was laughing so hard that I fell backwards in to my pee puddle.
829246
I fell asleep, took a nap, so now im less tired!!!!!\n\n\n=) Survivor tomorrow!!!!!!!1\n\n=)
39414
I was drunk on my back porch asleep in a chair, I had eaten a burrito about 30 minutes before this, I still had the Taco Bell bag near me, so I woke up needing somewhere to vomit, so I threw up in the bag.  I went back to sleep and woke up about 30 minutes after that.  my friends and I were talking and hanging out and my mom was chillin' with us too.  One of my friends noticed that I didn't have any glasses on, I normally wear glasses.  My mother gasped and said, "Oh no, I know where they are." You guessed it, in the bag, she is the best mom ever, she put a glove on and got those glasses out and cleaned them for me and everything.  then, my friends took the bag and stapled it to a light pole down the street and labeled it as my puke.  It hung there for about 6 weeks.  Embarrassed? You bet ya.
91113
it can. most of the time you have no memory of it. before you go to sleep at night ask God to let you rememebr where you have been
836123
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?  I cant HEAR you because I am in a ComA.......  \n\nI hope I wake up soon
996404
Watched the peep hole in the door enlarge melt an run down the door forming a large pool in the rug then with out moving I saw my self craw head first down the hole then closed after me\nI awoke the next day to fine I had completely destroyed my Apt.\nnothing was unbroken nothing, there cuts an bruises all over my body after that there were no more morning glory seeds for me\nyear was 1963 "peace an love for all brother"
422265
I served 3 years, 8 months and 10 days in the United States Marine Corps. I was a infantry machinegunner. (Look that up and it might mean something to you) I did 2 tours to Iraq. The first time I went 47 days without enough water to wash my body with. I slept on the ground, I slept in 3 hour increments.  The second time I went into Fallujah in March of 2004. There I lost my best friend and 2 other buddies after 28 days of continuos battle in the Jolan district. I spent the summer in various foxholes and bunkers at night, and foot patrols by day in 135 degree heat in full gear. Finally on my last patrol I caught shrapnel from a 155 mm artilery shell rigged as an IED (bomb) The shrapnel penetrated the right frontal and right temporal lobes of my brain 3 inches. Also took a 3 inch chunk out of my right shoulder. I have dementia, and severe headaches constantly. I am rated 100% disabled by the VA.......AM I A VETERAN?\nTechnically???? F*ck you, dont even say the word veteran unless you are talking about one of my brothers in arms!