need to laugh, finish this line. if i was a giant i would...............................?
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grind your bones for my bread?
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Laugh my (posterior) off
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Joke? I'd prefer choke.
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Get back with you in a minute...can't stop laughing.\n\n\nI'm back. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks. Woke the husband up. And , no.
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"Do these pants make my butt look big?" "Yes they do dear, if it was any bigger we'd have to hire a fork lift to get you into them!"\nWhat would my life be like?  Lets not go there.
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LOL.....You have to be the funniest person in the world...I LOVE YOUR JOKES!!!! <3
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I like your style.\n\nI am going to try it and see what happens.........................\n\nOh hell !! I followed through on the fart bit........be back in a mo..................
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SO FUNNY!!!!! I'D JUST LAUGH!!!
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OMG too funny....Thank You for the laugh.\n\nHave A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Say:\n\n"You finally graduated!  Now you can go get a job at Burger King and be "Lord of the Onion Rings!"\nhaha I crack myself up!\n\n\n..sorry it's so corny, I'm not funny.
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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LMFAO! Ha ha ha, thats the funniest think I've heard all day. That reminds me of this 'Poopy Poem' I read once. Ha ha ha. I am so totally The Scamp! Ha ha ha!
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Um...this is WAY too long and I'm tired. Good night.\n...\nFine! Don't TRY. Let it flow naturally. Otherwise, it just makes you seem desparate. I don't think guys like that...
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Get back up. I'd probably be laughing at me too! :) have a nice day! :)
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LMAO + LAUGHING MY ASS OFF......
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you are soo dam funny!!!!! :)
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I'd say, "You lousy little worm, what's up with reporting me and getting me a -12 points?  I'm going to knock your a*ss into next week."  Bang --- zoom!\n\nJuuuuussst kiddding . . . .\n\n(Still searching for a sense of humor thread in all this.)