Ouch.  My hemorrhoids are burning.  Darn chili.  Help me please!!  Ow!!?
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Preparation H is still the best. Use the suppositories. They shrink the hemorrhoids the quickest. Soak in a hot tub of water and then do the suppositories.   \n\nI don't know why but everyone with hemorrhoids gets an outbreak in the spring.....Just can't figure that one out.\nGood Luck. I suffer too........
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when you are working out, are you holding your breath< are you grunting and pushing yourself, if so stop it! hemorrhoids come from many reasons , like shitting on the toilet and grunting out your poo, drink more water it will help and if they are as bad as you say go get them clipped you will be happy you did and so will your lover, I mean who wants to see a vineyard when being intimate
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use your finger and poke it back in.......hehehe sorry...when i had a hemorrhoid I got a divorce!!
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Poo? I'm really hurt...\n\nI need a hug now....
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Try using cucumbers, a natural anti-inflammitory.  Otherwise, try preperation-H
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Diet plays an important role in whether a person gets hemorrhoids.  High fiber diets increase "bulk" and allows your solid waste to move through easily. Low fiber diets tend to constipate you, then you strain, and the straining will provoke hemorrhoids.\n\nDrinking plenty of water will help keep your solid waste soft!\n\nToo much sitting, not just on the toilet will also provoke them.  Good exercise helps.  Hemorrhoids are related to varicose veins, and exercise helps keep varicose veins at bay.\n\nIf they are really bad, there are surgical and some less invasive things your doctor can do.
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hemorrhoids deeper inside the rectum don't hurt as much as ones on the outside. \n\nbright red blood can also be a sign of colon or rectal cancer. if you are over 50 or have a family history of colon cancer, you need to go to the doctor and have a colonoscopy ASAP.
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hahah you have male friends don't you? I had friends who stick Ice and salt in their buttcracks just got really bad burns.... try A&D ointment,you can get it at any drug store, it smells kinda funny but it will help...and next time make someone else do it first so you know what the out come is!
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hemorroids.\nclick here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid
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Give 'em some time. Let them work out their differences.  Rocking so hard can cause hemorrhoids, maybe they needs some time to recover from anal surgery. Just relax.  If you love something set it free if it stays gone it was never meant to be if it returns then you're in the best of hands!
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Not to be embarrassed, it's all part of being a human being. Things don't work perfectly all the time like they're 'supposed to.'\n\nAll the health things that others have mentioned are good ideas. Eat a healthy diet with plenty of fiber, because my guess is that you're not getting enough, even if this is being partly caused by something like hemorrhoids. Drink plenty of fluids, as well--at least 8 glasses of water a day. If you do that, you shouldn't even need stool softeners.\n\nExcersizing regularly can only help, too. It will strengthen the muscles that aid in elimination, and tone the rest of the muscles in the body, as well as increase your circulation.\n\nIf you find yourself in a jam in a social situation, do what the other person said in terms of showering. But also, there are wipes that you can keep by the toilet--they use them for vaginal and hemorrhoidal wipes (Tucks, I think). They can help to have around in case you can't take a shower, at least it's like a 'hand bath' for that area.\n\nWhen you're rich and well-off if you still are having that problem, you can always have a bidet installed in your bathroom. Lol. No wonder the French are som comfortable!\n\nFeel better.\n\n______________________
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http://www.webmd.com/hw/hemorrhoids/hw213687.asp
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Ohh I did the same thing and it sure burned coming out this morning.  LOL It was the fire burritos too.  YUM.  Oh and occasionally I've been a bit silent but deadly today.  I just blame it on the girl in the desk next to me.  Ha ha ha I'm evil....
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Hemorrhoids are at the opening of the anus and just inside the anal spincter. If you are feeling pain higher than that see your doctor immediately as it could be colon Cancer.
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See your doctor ASAP, but some suggestions here:\nMedical treatments\nSome people require the following medical treatments for chronic or severe hemorrhoids:\n\nHemorrhoidolysis/Galvanic Electrotherapy: desiccation of the hemorrhoid by electrical current. \nDilation: stretching of the anal sphincter muscle. Although no longer popular due to potential side effects, this treatment can be successfully applied to select cases of strangulated hemorrhoids. Rarely used anymore. \nRubber band ligation: elastic bands are applied onto an internal hemorrhoid to cut off its blood supply. Within several weeks, the withered hemorrhoid is sloughed off during normal bowel movement. \nSclerotherapy (injection therapy): sclerosant or hardening agent is injected into hemorrhoids. This causes the vein walls to collapse and the hemorrhoids to shrivel up. \nCryosurgery: a frozen tip of a cryoprobe is used to destroy hemorrhoidal tissues. Rarely used anymore. \nLaser, infared or BICAP coagulation: laser, infrared beam, or electricity is used to cauterize the affected tissues. Laser is now much less popular. \nHemorrhoidectomy: a true surgical procedure to excise and remove hemorrhoids. \nStapled Hemorrhoidectomy: Also called the procedure for prolapse and hemorrhoids, it is designed to resect soft tissue proximal to the dentate line, which disrupts the blood flow to the hemorrhoids. It is generally less painful than complete removal of hemorrhoids and also allows for faster recovery times. It's meant for hemorrhoids that fall out or bleed and is not helpful for painful outside conditions. \nFor some people, surgery may be the only treatment option for very severe cases, chronic or resistant cases of hemorrhoids, such as prolapsed, thrombosed, or strangulated hemorrhoids.
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okay there are two types of hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids those involving veins below your butt hole and internal hemorrhoids thos involving veins in your butt hole, so,,,,\n\nTreatment can only reduce pain and discomfort, like warm sitz baths, the ones outside your butt hole may be reduced manually with a lubricated gloved finger, by ligation, or by cryosurgery, in severe cases you may need a hemorrhoidectomy\n\nAlternative therapy- sitz baths, apply aloe vera gel to the anal area frequently, instead of potty paper use a compress of witch hazel, the most important component is a high-fiber diet
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Depends, I didn't know you could get hemorrhoids on your face. (JUST KIDDING!!!!) EWWWWWW, you have hairs on your a$$hole that are long enough to be waxed! (JUST KIDDING AGAIN!) I seriously doubt that waxing your a$$hole will give you hemorrhoids, but the person waxing your a$$hole, might get hemorrhoids after doing it! (NOT KIDDING!) That's NASTY!