I'am taking a drug test in three days and i smoked marijana this weekend how can i pass it?
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If it's a urine test your straight.  You can do one of two things.  1. Go to a G.N.C. (a nutrition store) ask an employee for flushers.  They are a little pricey about $30 bucks.  Make sure you read the directions before you drink it.  You have to drink it a few hours before the test and it blocks the THC some how.  2. You can keep your money and hope that the test you take is not to sophisticated.  You have to drink alot of water, like a gallon or more, right before the test like 2-3 hours.  When you take the test, your urine will be diluted and the test will only pick up water.  Hopefully, it won't know it's just water, and not urine.  I had a friend who did this to pass a test for the Army, and it worked.  If they take blood, hair, or do a saliva test, your screwed. And don't try drinking vinegar, or cranberry juice or any other goofy drinks.  Only water and flushers actually work. I read someone's answer that said to drink bleach.  Not a good idea you can do serious internal damage doing so. Drinking water does not clean you out, it only dilutes the urine so such a small amount if any of THC doesn't show up on the test. I tried Niacin once to pass atest and broke out in a severe case of hives.  If you've never had hives, trust me, you'd be better off failing the test. It's like pure hell, very painful.Trust me, water or flushers.  They WORK!  Good Luck bro
464377
Drink a lot of water.  Don't smoke a week before your drug test.  Most head shops sell a detox formula to take.  Be careful though... some companies test for excess water and  for this drug.
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This all depends.  How big are you, how much do you smoke?  THC is stored in your fat cells.  The bigger you are, the longer it sticks around. The more you smoke, the longer it sticks with you.  If you are trying to pass a drug test, best thing you can do is buy something to clean you out from your local head shop.  Otherwise, unless you smoke very little amounts & can wait about a month.  Then you could probably pass a urine/blood test.  It takes 6 months or more for it to be undetectable in your hair.
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I remember an ex of mine who would smoke marijuana up until the morning of his scheduled drug test.\nAlthough I don't agree with anyone using illegal drugs, I'm going to tell you what he use to do . .\nHe would go early in the morning to the pharmacy get some very potent water pills (tell the pharmacist you have a very annoying urinary infection or something is up with your prostate, who cares) & just keep on drinking those constantly through out the entire day. By constantly I mean about every hour or two. Remember of course to drink lots and lots of water. I mean don't even eat that day just stay on a liquid diet. Water is the best drink to take to try to detox although you can try juices and other clear liquids. He would never try anything else and coming from a family of pot heads I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing.\nIs it safe? How the hell should I know? I stay away from all of that. All I know is you should spend practically the whole day pissing. Worked for him on several occassions. I was surprised. Maybe it'll work for you.
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it depends on the type of test; if it is blood or urine, depending on your metabolism, between 2-5 days, faster if your metabolism is high (ie if you are thin it is probably faster, and if you are bigger vice versa) It also depends on your usage, if you are habitual, it could take somewhat longer than if you are an occasional or one time user....if is is a hair follicle test, it depends on your ethnicity, but it could go back up to 18 months depending on your hair color and length (shorter for blondes than brunettes) this info should be pretty on the mark... thc from marijuana stays in longer because unlike coke, it is stored in your fat cells
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Absolutely nothing, that actually "works". Lots of people say "if I wanted to I could pass a drug test", I've heard it dozens of times, and watched those same people lose their jobs or go to jail for not passing their U.A.'s. The only way to be certain you'll pass is to stay clean. It takes 7 days to 2 weeks for your system to clear itself of meth, and 7-30 days to clear it of marijuana. Time and abstaining are the only methods that work. Forget the special drinks and home remedies. I've seen them all, and they don't work. Besides, drug testers often look for over-dilution of water in the urine, a ph balance that's "off", and all the various chemical-components that those over-the-counter store bought and home-made "remedies" contain, and if these are found, they'll consider it a "dirty U.A.". How do I know all this? I've been there before myself, and so have many people that I know that are close to me.
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That won't work, they'll know its been refrigerated. You'll have to drink your friends urine right before the test so that    the clean pee comes out of your body. Get all high and think about it, it will make sense then. Smoke a phat J and then guzzle some piss, works like a charm.
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You should stop and use some detox product. Otherwise you will have \nto substitute "clean" urine for your own (hard 2 do and can get you \nfired/denied benefits if you're caught)Here are some links:\nwww.urineluck.com\nwww.easydrugtesting.net/prd_1875.html\nwww.pretestedurine.com/products.htm \n\nYour system is likely to be clear of nicotine, cocaine, amphetamine, \nmethamphetamine, crack or crank in five to ten days if one or more \nof the following applies:\n\n* you use most days of the week\n* when you use, you use a moderate to large amount of drug\n* your history of using is greater than one year \n\nhttp://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/answerspot/message.php?message=201
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OK... I know this is going to be hard.  But sometimes we just need to do things that are painful.  Take 3 days away from your life, lock yourself in your house, get some ice chips, a load of water, and absolutely any food you want to eat (any food because that's your gift for doing it).  It will be painful but I promise you, after 3 days, you're going to feel better and you'll get that out of your system. \n\nThen, get online and join a support group.  In fact, do it while within the 3 days.  Exercise.  Go for a jog every time you want a smoke.  Do some yoga.  It's just 3 hard days.  And how many of those have we had without being in control of them.  \n\nI'm not going to lecture you.  I'm sure you're about to hear an earful from the folks on here.  I think you know that you have got to do this for both of you.  BTW, Have you talked to your doc abou this?
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Seven to thirty days.\n\nTesting for weed\nhttp://www.marijuana.org/BeatDrugTesting.htm
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No one can give a straight answer. Everything is "Dont do drugs, etc." A*sholes...\n\nDepends on what drugs youre doing. Crank, coke, its out of your system within three days - but if they take a hair sample, youre f*&ked. That stays for five YEARS.\nIf its pot, go to your local head shop. They sell products that you can drink that mask pot in urine, and they are pretty effective. Even offer a money back guarantee - which isnt much consolation when youre failed a test and lost a job, but hey - you get twice your money back. Stop smoking at least three days prior to the test if using these products....\n\nOf course, the way I proteccted myself was by getting a prescription...once you have it, when you take a test, the doc will call you and ask if you have an Rx. If you do, you fax him a copy, and the ONLY thing he can tell your employer is whther or not you passed or failed - and with an Rx, its a PASS! \n\nGood luck bro. Ignore the other morons here telling you to stop, etc. Live life like you want to. As long as youre not hurting anyone else, f&*k 'em.
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That is a bummer you have to worry about that. I smoke and never have a problem with testing. I own and operate my own business. \n\nBut to your question....Drink lots of water and cranberry juice. Jog every night untill that day comes. There is shit out there to clean your pee but have no idea if it will work or waste your money. My mom always told me to drink about 1/4 cup of vinager and lots of water the night before your test!\n\nGood luck! I'll smoke it up for you! lol
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Dude, you're screwed...didn't you know it was coming?  I would need to know more about the drug(s) to tell you really.\n\nUpdate.  Okay..now that I have more info..it will not show on a piss test after about 3 days...\n\nIf the test is coming up before that, go to your local herbal/vitamin store...and ask them...I PROMISE YOU THAT THEY GET THIS QUESTION ALMOST DAILY...and pray..and drink water like there is no tomorrow.
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no this wont work \n\ndrug tests are designed to pick up masking agents such as this as well as the drug itself \n\nif they detect a masking  agent you still fail \n\nthe only way you can pass is to be drug clean
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THC is fat solluble and therefore stays in your system about 30 days.  You can improve your chances of passing a urine test by exercising (reduces body fat) and eating fatty foods (to dilute the THC concentration).\nThe best method I've seen for passing a urine test requires you to drink 1 gallon of water prior to the test...urinate at least three times before you actually piss in the bottle.\nThis works because it takes time for your body to metabolise the THC.  You basically flush the liver of any trace chemicals in the first three urinations and if your test happens soon enough after these, there will not be enough time to metabolise any more THC...so you basically urinate water.
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my husband can smoke a joint on the way to a urine test and a joint everyday before that and the test will come out clean. he says that it all has something to do with the amount of water that you drink before the test and when to go to the bathroom before you take the test. i dont know though... i dont smoke pot. If your interested in his method though...e-mail me and i will get him to explain in detail how to pass the urine test. btownsbabyblueangel@yahoo.com
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Don't use them. But if it's too late for that... two things.\n\n1.) There's a website that specializes in tools to help you cheat on a drug test. I won't tell you what it is ... you gotta stay sober long enough to think it through for yourself. Here's a hint, though ... current testing can tell the difference between a poppyseed muffin and a maryjane smokebreak.\n\n2.) If you take in enough natural proteins, your body will expunge the excess first. Take down three or four raw eggs (more if you're a larger individual), about a half gallon of milk, and a pound or so of rare beef and your body will balance itself out.