The Funniest Computer Joke?
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A miniapolis couple decided to go to get away from the cold winter.they were going to stay in the same hotel as their honeymoon 2 because of certain difficulties the husband flew on the friday while the wife was following on the next day. \n \nthe husband checked in to the hotel and found they now had computers unlike 20 years ago. he decided to send his wife a email, however he accidently left out one alphabet in the address when sending.\n \nmeanwhile some where in huston a widow had just returned home from her husbands funeral. he was a minister who had just returnd home to glory after suffering a heart atack. \nthe widow decided to check her emails expecting messages from friends and family.\nafter reading the first message she screamed and fainted. her son came in and saw the email\n \nto my loving wife\ndate friday october 05 \nsubject: i have arrived\n \ndearest love\n \ni know you are surprised to hear from me.\nthey have computers hear now and you are alowed to send email to loved ones.\ni have just cheked in, i see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorow, and look forward to seeing you then. \nhope your jurney is as uneventfull as mine was.\n \n \nps: sure is freaking hot down hear
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good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed.  your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
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"Laughing my ass off"
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there is break.com that one has funny shit
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laugh out loud..\n\nhow long have you had the internet? o_O
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
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Great one PD!\n\n\nI've got one:\n\nBill Gates goes to hell and Devil gives him a choice among 3 rooms and says that everything in the room will be totally replaced on each morning like the first day. 1st room has 3 demons with baseball bats in hand. 2nd room has fire everywhere. 3rd room has only a table with chair. On the table there is a computer and 6 wine-bottles and a glass.\nMr. Gates goes to room 3. Later, St. Peter asks Devil for this comfort of Mr. Gates. Devil smiles, "The computer has Linux OS with lots of spywares and viruses & not internet connectivity. The glass, as well as the bottles, have a hole at the bottom! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha..."\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n--- ► λ ◄
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OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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Your computer is retared
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what computer?\nwho is talking about?
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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Thanks for the laugh. \n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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*laughs at the question*
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Try this one here:\n\nCOSTELLO GETS A COMPUTER\nCostello: Hey, Abbott! \nAbbott: Yes, Lou? \nCostello: I just got my first computer. \nAbbott: That's great, Lou. What did you get? \nCostello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM. \nAbbott: That's terrific, Lou. \nCostello: But I don't know what any of it means! \nAbbott: You will in time. \nCostello: That's exactly why I'm here to see you. \nAbbott: Oh? \nCostello: I heard that you're a real computer expert. \nAbbott: Well, I don't know . . . \nCostello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you're going to train me. \nAbbott: Really? \nCostello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson. \nAbbott: O.K. Lou. What do want to know? \nCostello: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off. \nAbbott: That's true. \nCostello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do? \nAbbott: Well, first you press the Start button, and then . . . \nCostello: No, I told you I want to turn it off. \nAbbott: I know, you press the Start button . . . \nCostello: Wait a second. I want to turn it Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do. \nAbbott: I did. \nCostello: When? \nAbbott: When I told you to press the Start button. \nCostello: Why should I press the Start button? \nAbbott: To shut off the computer. \nCostello: I press Start to stop? \nAbbott: Well, Start doesn't actually stop the computer. \nCostello: I knew it! So what do I press? \nAbbott: Start. \nCostello: Start what? \nAbbott: Start button. \nCostello: Start button to do what? \nAbbott: Shut down. \nCostello: You don't have to get rude! \nAbbott: No, no, no! That's not what I meant. \nCostello: Then say what you mean. \nAbbott: To shut down the computer, press . . . \nCostello: Don't say, "Start!" \nAbbott: Then what do you want me to say? \nCostello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop. \nAbbott: But that's what you do. \nCostello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights. \nAbbott: Don't be ridiculous. \nCostello: I'm being ridiculous? Well, I think it's about time we started this conversation. \nAbbott: What are you talking about? \nCostello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good-bye. \n\n=============================\n\nand this one: \n\n\nTech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." \nCustomer: I don't have a P. \nTech support: On your keyboard, Bob. \nCustomer: What do you mean? \nTech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. \nCustomer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! \n============== \nCustomer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? \nTech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? \nCustomer: Yeah.... \nTech support: And what sort of computer are you using? \nCustomer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..... \nTech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! \n=============== \nTech support: What kind of computer do you have? \nFemale customer: A white one... \n=============== \nCustomer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. \nTech support: Have you tried pushing the button? \nCustomer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. \nTech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. \nCustomer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... \n=============== \nTech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. \nCus