what should i do when i fart by my crush??????????????????????????????
346522
try and let it out slow..sounds funny but do it..then it wont make a noise..and if u do fart then blame it on ur shoe it it makes a sound...and if it smells juz b put ur shirt over ur nose
240845
you shouldn't be embarresed by this. EVERYONE takes a crap EVERYDAY when you gotta go, you gotta go! so just go! i mean, if he really loves you, he won't care about you taking a dump. besides, if guys can fart in public, and think it's not embarrising...well, you get the point. just go do your buissness.
534982
find another crush..!
1001303
i fart under my blanket and then put my head in to smell! actually i do that most of the time... and i like it!
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?
456607
GF STOP THE CAR u better step-up and tell him b4 the rival takes him from under ur nose dont b scared go get ur MAN FAST no-more crush time its nothing like the real thing
1098457
Your farts will smell minty fresh! You and the yellow poop guy should hook up!
975336
omg ive liked the same guy for 3 years i thot i was the only person that liked anyone for that long!! but anyways i think you should talk to your bffl and tell her that this is really upsetting you.. if shes really your friend she should listen.. and if that doesnt work just talk to your crush before she does or ask him out or something. i think he would be more likely to go out with you anyways because your a lot better friends with him and you have a good personality. hope this helps!!
558147
I'd be punching the s h i t out of him if he ever screamed someone elses name while he was inside of me....no no no!  He wouldn't be with me after that...how else are you supposed to react?  LAUGH???!!!!  HA!  I'd be laughing while I was kickin' some a s s!
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
97915
hmmmmm............maybe you're gassy????
1044097
i no how you feel im going through this to.you should stand up to and tell him how you feel.shoot with my crush im man shy.But if you really love or like him you'll stand up to him and tell him how you feel.Im your friend so i give you the\nbest wishes.
562220
There is no proper or appropriate places, if you really need to fart and burp, just make sure no one is around you. Some says it is natural, but good etiquette is something to consider.  If you can't avoid it and did it infront of someone, a simple apology doesn't hurt but trying to ignore it and getting away from it is rude.
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
355127
explain that it's important to you that you have a bit of alone time with your crush. If she is your bestfriend she'll understand, if not...
1142539
Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................