How many woods could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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the answer is actualy\n a woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck!
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Provided a woodchuck could chuck wood, it may be assumed that he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, although the actual amount of wood in terms of board feet would vary according to the physical capabilities and motivation of the particular woodchuck in question. This of course is contingent on the proposition that a woodchuck, would in fact, be capable of chucking wood. This is a fascinating hypothesis, and we all look forward to hearing more such thought provoking questions in the future.
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Chuck Norris would chuck what Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood!
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Simply put, "A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."  Determined bastards those woodchucks are.
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According to a Wall Street Journal article referenced here, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Q) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\n\nA) A woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood\n\nTADA!!!!
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How much steel would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel, A wood chuck would chuck as much steel as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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It Depends: How big is woodchuck, how strong is said woodchuck, how heavy is the wood he's chucking, what instruments did the woodchuck use to chuck the wood with, did woodchuck chuck wood with a time schedule in mind? if i knew all these, i may be able to figure out out how much wood the woodchuck chucked if the woodchuck could chuck wood...
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woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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As much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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A woodchuck is actually a groundhog, and I would say it could never chuck wood because of it's size.  Also, he's too busy trying to find his shadow in the spring.  Here's more information on woodchucks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodchuck\n\nAlso, here's information on tongue-twisters.. lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_twisters