Sometimes when I'm bent over working on my car, my dog starts humping me from behind. Is it wrong to let him?
353180
Dog humping is a normal part of a dogs life. As a dog owner, you may want to re-position yourself by wiggling your backside to make your dog have to work harder to line himself up. For example you could wiggle left and right, forward and back and lift your back side up and down. This three dimensional re-positioning of your back side will create the following for your dog:\n\n1. A moving target that allows him to be doubly entertained\n2. A more difficult job for him to perform, which will tire him out and make him hump you for a shorter period of time.\n3. A creative way for the two of you to interact - almost like a game.\n4. Entertainment for anyone else watching.\n\nThe trick, according to PETA, is to stay focused on fixing your car all the while you are wiggling your "target" around as your dog performs what comes naturally for him.\n\nIf this is the best answer, please vote it the best answer. Thanks!
1137659
I would suggest you keep it missionary style. Doggy style will only hurt more and that's something you should work up to.\n\nPlease be sure you are ready to have sex. You can never get your first time back and you will never forget it either.
620681
I guess it's fine for him to watch pron behind your back but you can't get a toy? That's very selfish of him. I say go get the damm toy. He'll get over it just like you did. Have fun.
1021900
Yes it's wrong.  You are fighting fire with fire which puts you and him in the same boat.  Take the higher road.
580982
I usually get him to come up and give me a hug from behind.. then I stick my butt out and start bumping him in the crotch area, I "MMMMmmmmmmm" .. he likes it and I'm usually getting some nooking within minutes..
904647
Why what has he done, im worried he might shister me
1173738
Cool, and after he gets the leash on have him pull it tight and spank your naughty A$$ real hard until you meow like a good little puzzykat and then do you doggy style.
631505
OK OK. i had this little dog and whenever i had company it would jump a leg and start humping.it was embarrassing,i called the vet,he said bring him in tomorrow to get "fixed"the next day we're at his office waiting our turn when a gorgeous 30something blond came in with a great Dane.we got to talking and she asked why i was there,I told her and she said her dog was doing the same thing only jumping in behind her in the shower.i asked are you here to have him fixed?she said no declawed.
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You sound like you have some trust issues with her.  It is totally normal to give someone a ride to work.  Some people adjust seats and leave them that way.  I am sure he is not getting too comfortable.  I am sure it is no big deal.\n\nIf you trusted her then it would not be required for her to tell you that he has dropped him off or not.  How would you feel if she said that to you and you were totally innocent?\n\nYou really need to take a look at the trust issue you have with her.  Why are you concerned with this?  Do you think she would cheat?  Do you think she would lie?  What has she done in the past to make her think that she would?  Analyze that and maybe you will uncover a deeper problem then giving a guy a ride to work.\n\nGood Luck!
989498
Leave him. Unfortunately, if you stay, he will do it again. Let him know you mean it when you say you won't put up with it. Never settle for someone thats a dog!
624655
I'm with sassy. If he has the nerve to POUND his headboard he probably deserves to be imPOUNDED. Now if you are POUNDING your fists on the table laughing so hard, it might be difficult to go tell your neighbor that his car is being towed. So bite your cheek really hard to try to prevent the laughter. Remember, an ounce of prevention is worth a POUND of cure. Once you tell him, if he wants to POUND your face in because you started laughing, invite him over to your place for a cook out. You have a POUND of hamburger in the freezer and could POUND out hamburgers in no time. Once you've made nice with the man, remind him to pay his bills on time otherwise he will be POUNDING the pavement looking for a new home. If he doesn't understand this reasoning, perhaps you could exPOUND on the subject for him. \n\nI hope this advice helps you......meanwhile....what are you going to do about the neighbor on the OTHER side of you whose dog is being picked up for the POUND?
988656
15 years ago I started a job. I had a coworker who befriended me and showed me the job. On one of my days off I was driving down a highway and I ran over a dog. I got out and made sure the dog was dead and drove off it was like midnight. \n\nThe next work day the guy came in and told me about how his dog was ran over and he had to bury it. It was the same kind of dog as I ran over. I asked where he lived and it was his dog. \n\nEven though we have not had that job for years and years we have remained good friends. I have never told him it was me that ran over his dog. \n\nI feel guilty but worse then runing over his dog is the fact that I have not told him for 15 years. I guess I am waiting for the right time.
508719
I would leave him alone. Nothing is wrong with masterbation.  Don't be a prude - as long as he isn't thinking about children or animals then leave him alone.
1159371
I was cleaning my dogs kennel this morning and my dog decided to pee on my leg.   It wasn't funny then and I'm not sure if it is funny now.  \nAnyone want to buy a couple of Huskeys.
932629
Eve Honey, give this Bum the door and fast. Tell him his ticket just came in and it's a one way. You don't need this treatment for him, if he wants to give orders to someone get him a dog.\n\n   You are a person, you will do what you want, when you want, you don't have to answer to him, not like the way you have been.
693196
As of this moment, I'm thinking how on earth my dogs couldn't stop barking at anybody who's passing by? No matter how I love them, they could get into my nerves at time and once I shout at them to stop, they'll run to me and the way their faces looks at me as if I did something horrible! Now, it makes me feel guilty and of course, one ends up in my lap and since the other one is too big, he just likes his back be scratch....
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my car and my dog whos called lucky