How can I liquefy my fart?
343084
A liquified fart is called diarrhea. It won't light, but it'll put out the match you're using!
837727
Lie on your back and relax completely so that your ab muscles are slack.  You can gently massage the abdonmen area and the gas bubble will move down the intestine until you fart.
342083
try to eat asparagus.. then lock yer self inside a cabinet...then fart as hard a you could....then tell me what happens
1046741
Neither will help! To light your farts, the gas coming out of your backside needs to be a lot and have the right balance between methane, oxygen.\nBut I wouldn't do that. I heard that a group of guys did that and burnt their butts. Their butt caught on fire.
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
137809
Use a sh*t (caca) cataplasm.  I know it sounds gross but, hey it works!
1144921
The physiology of passing flatulence usually involves holding your breath to increase the pressure in your abdominal cavity.  By doing so, you are able to use your abdominal muscles and pass your gas.  When you hold your breath, it is impossible to talk as you need air to pass by your vocal cords to produce a sound.  \n\nThis is not to say that there are not talented people out there who can do both at one time, but they are probably the minority.\n\nNext time you have to fart while talking, just try to pass your gas without taking in and holding a deep breath.  you might find it a bit more of a challenge.\n\nGood Luck!
284873
Yeap, I do. In fact, I've learnt that if I clenched my butt in various degrees, the fart sounds can be varied... One day, I hope to make an orchestra of my farts!
195638
Well, you wrote the word faiting, but it is clear you meant to write FARTING.  If you are wanting to fart in harmony that can be tricky.  I would assume if you ate the same foods, (broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, or various beans) it would help, of course the pitch can be tricky so you will need to work on doing special exercises, preferably together.  Hopefully before long you will be able to harmonize on such tunes as "Ebony and Ivory", "Someday My Prince Will Come" and "Hero."  \n\nGood luck.
908903
I fart like a goodun every day and it doesn't matter what i have eaten but how fast i have gobbled it up. If i eat something hot i seem to cool it down by breathing on it as i put it in my mouth and i take in more air. \nI can fart for England but i have never been able to burp, no matter how hard i try, sigh,\n\nCarry on farting!!!!! hooray for farts,
1091300
try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
804015
I hate to admit this but... letting rip a noisy fart in the middle of a wedding ceremony. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!
1016264
I am interested in royal science of farting, and I'm working of my Farting PHD now, so I can tell you that\nIn public people:\nTry to avoid farting   45%  \nTry to convert it to an elevator type fart (quiet)    12%  \nSay "sorry" and fart 3%  \nFart and say "sorry" 6%  \nFart and pretend it's not their 22%  \nFart and ask for the credit 7% \n\ntake these links, they really help\nhttp://users.utu.fi/~snapir/fart/cgi-bin/survey.cgi\nhttp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9395\nhttp://www.heptune.com/farts.html
956467
oooo this is really fun\nget a match or lighter, and some hairspray (or other flammable spray)  light the match/lighter and spay the hairspray/other liquid toward the flame.  the flame will flare off.\nanother great way is to light a candle (the tall kind).  then turn around and put your rear end behind the candle and fart.  the gas in farts are flammable.  another way is to hold the lighter/match to your butt and fart.\nhope i helped you\nbye
439996
it's a fart struggling to get out of your butt cheeks
321774
Gas exiting the body- and it makes a stink!!!