Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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because he had no guts
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Because the up/down motion is independent of the side-side motion. The stone is already going at whatever speed the car is and that doesn't change. The only thing that changes is the up/down part of the motion. For someone outside the car, the stone looks like it goes along a parabolic arc, not just up and down.\n\nThis is related to the relativity of motion. If you are moving uniformly, it is impossible to tell whether you are moving or not unless you look outside the car.
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Animals are supported by a skeleton, made of bone.  Plants don't have skeletons, they use a cell wall to give them support.  Such walls wound make movement impractical.
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because he was clumsy?
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y did the chicken cross the street
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walking contradiction
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I just finished a unit about Egypt. So, the book of dead was a bunch of spells, and when a pharaoh died, the book of the dead was placed in his tomb with him. But, did you know that all of the 200 spells are never complete? Anyway, the pharaoh was dead, so he needed to go to the afterlife. Anubis (the jackal headed god), the judge of the dead, would lead him through the journey and weigh his heart on a weighing machine and compare it with a feather. If his heart were as light as a feather, he would go to the Field of Reeds where he could live forever. If his heart were heavy, he would be eaten by the Devourer of the Dead (which is a mean looking dog).
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Oddly, usually they don't.  Usually, a piece of bone is found protruding from the ground already, and that's how dinosaur skeletons are found.
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Being hit by a car at age ten. It was scary....to me, that is. I was across the street, saw my cousin crying, went back over there to see why, then, got hit. I did look both ways. I was on the ground, and I was crying as soon as I saw my Nana. And, get this, no broken bones! Even if I did flew up all the way in the air. I am stronger, now. I think. Anyway, had to share.
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Quote: "he was splitting between the parked cars and the cars waiting for the light"\n\nThere's his 50%\n\nIf he had been following the rules of the road and got hit by a car door, he wouldn't have been partially liable.\n\nThey both did something wrong and ended up splitting the liability
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Because he wasn't allowed to Jay-walk.\n\n:o)
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Coz Noah forgot to let Dino on board....(kidding)\n\nno, coz Bible is a book about relationship between human and God, not Dino with God
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bone...got a problem with  someone
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It walks on its feet. \n\nThat answer seems way to obvious. Am I missing something?
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Maybe the hole was too small for the elephant but the just big enough for the tail so the tail got stuck.  That's the problem with having an elephant as a pet.
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because he was not in an active position
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The story do not say, most likely he run off, as no body was found in the story. One curious fact ; there was an Ichabod Crane in the US Army during the war of 1812 :)