Funny "Rejection" lines?
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Females:\n1. You’re like a brother to me – Do you remember that geek in “deliverance” that played the banjo?\n2. There is a tiny age difference between us – I don’t want to date my dad\n3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen\n4. My life is too complicated right now – I don’t want you there all night to hear my phone discussions with the other men I’m currently dating\n5. I have a boyfriend – I prefer my cat and 2l of Cola\n6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – I wouldn’t date you even if we were galaxy neighbours…\n7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – It’s your fault\n8. I’m single – I sworn not to date men like you\n9. Let’s be friends – I want you to stay close by so that I can tell you about the men I am dating and currently having sex with. It’s the men perspective about things. \n10 I'm curentlly concentrating on my career - even something as boring and unsatisfactory as my job is better than dating you\n\n\nMales:\n1. You’re like a brother to me – You're ugly\n2. There is a tiny age difference between us – You're SO ugly\n3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You're damn ugly\n4. My life is too complicated right now – You're Hideouslly ugly\n5. I have girlfriend – You're too ugly\n6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – You're UGLY\n7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – You're... ugly\n8. I’m single – You're ugly\n9. Let’s be friends – You're U_G_L_Y \n10. I'm currentlly concentrating on my career - you're the most ugly person ever
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IF you think you will fail and succeed, whoich have you done?  \n\nTo quote Danny Devito from the Rainmaker.\n\n"I walked in with nothing, worse case, I walk out with nothing."\n\nOf course Matt Damon replies with "How about your dignity?"
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Haha, i dont use lines.  I have figured the best way to get a girl is to be straight up and honest with her.  I may be wrong, but i think girls are about sick of pick up lines.  Am i right ladies?  lol
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false die.\n\nlol..lol...lmao..lol...snickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..lol.lol.hahahahaa.........giggle.........snort...snort.............laugh.....lol...........lol.............\n\n\n\nwhat was the false question again?\n\n\n\nhahahhahaha. lol.lol.....\n\n\n\n\n\n\nM U S L I M S ?????????????????\n\nW H A T . I S ... T H I S ........????????????/\n\n\nP E A C E F U L ...?????????????????/\n\nL O  V I N G.????????????\n\nK I N D N E S S ?????????????????????\n\nWOW.  YOU DISAPPOINT A L l A h ............RIGHT?????????\n\nA L L DUH,  SAY: CUSS POEPLE OUT?  TELL THEM TO: \n\nGO TOO HELL ????????????????????/\n\n\nWOW..  WOW...WOW..\n\nT R U E ...M U S L I M ...HATH SPOKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n..
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"finally got broom out of my heine"\n"still pissed i got no package"\n"looking 4 talent"\n"ugly,but look at what makeup can do !"\n"can't even hold a skateboard under my arm"
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no pick up lines...you'll just get shut down.  say something sincere and flattering
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Rejection, nervousness, worried about saying something wrong.
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My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
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International Errorilogical Society!!\nWudm't it be cute if we had error messages like:\n"Whoopsie Daisy...aren't we a little too ambitious today?"\n"What do you think I am? A Super computer?"\n"Get an Abacus!!"\n"Consider it done, love"\n"You didn't give me much choice there, didya sunshine?"
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Hummm...sounds kinda creepy to me...never heard of it as a pick up line, but I guess it could be...ouch..
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B.S. on no good pick up lines.  If a pick up line doesnt sound formulated it can be gold.\n\nex:  If a girl is by herself or isnt looking real happy.  Look at the floor around her......she'll ask what youre looking for.  Say....oh..I'm looking for a smile......looks like you might have misplaced yours.  I've never had a woman of any age get mad..most laugh and say thanks......some talk......some dont.
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Just give 'em the ol' Rejection Hotline: (770) 908-7383\nWorks every time...
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I just posted this here if you don't find it can't help you this is 100 Pick up Lines!\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiA.meZJk5zsyj.Nv4fTk.Psy6IX?qid=20060622053508AALPJdx
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Me: (hands shaking, been trying to do this for weeks, been practically giving myself ulcers, so so nervous) Well there is something that I've been meaning to tell you and I'm sorry that it took this long for me to say it.  Maybe I should have said it sooner, but I can't take it back now... Diana is not my friend, she's my girlfriend, we've been together for almost two years now.\n\nMom: yeah, and?\n\nMe: And I'm bisexual\n\nMom: Well duh.  I'm not stupid.  (rolls eyes)  You two are just terrible at hiding it.  Every time she looks at you, you practically swoon and you hold hands under the table when you think no one is watching.  It's just about the most disgustingly cute thing I've ever seen.  \n\nMe: (long pause)  oh.  Well then.  So everything is ok?\n\nMom: Yeah (duh tone of voice).  Do you think we should have chicken ceaser salads for dinner?  Or maybe we should grill fish...
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Haven't you ever seen Anger Management with Adam Sandler?  The *best* pickup line that really works is in that movie.  It goes something like - "You are so beautiful, you make me want to explode in my pants."\n\nGets a girl everytime...plus, it never helps to make an Adam Sandler reference, shows you have a killer sense of humor =)
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I think it is best for you to find inner strength and show some dignity and respectfully dismiss someone in person. You both have better closure that way.........But I gotta ask, wow is there really such a thing as a rejection hotline or online? Curiously humorous.
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you