i just had dinner with the president. he was drunk and belligerent. should i invite him to MY dinner party?
341929
He comes over to our place all the time and I put up with him because he usually brings 3 or 4 strippers with him.  Keep an eye on him because he likes to steal stuff from your house.
884771
Sweethart for one thing you were drunk and his mom shoud take that into consideration anything you said or might have said is cause you were drinkin and more than likely upset. As for him not comin home that is bullshit if he wasnt planin on comin home he should have not set a time that he would be home. You have every right to be upset for that but stand tall and behind everything you said and if they don't like it they don't deserve you in the family!!!!!!
971323
I wouldn't allow him to stay in your home. Tell him you would love to have him over  for dinner but that you're not going to be opening your home to any houseguests. Be the bigger person - don't do the finger pointing thing. You know you're right, he knows you're right. Move on from this point. If he is civil during dinner then next time he comes into town invite him to stay in your home.
826274
No! I think he did very badly. I was really worried - he appeared cruel and mean. He needs to soften his image. I will never vote liberal while he is there.
868894
That's probably what the White House needs... a good BBQ\nI'd say go for it.  Set up a badmittion net too.
416957
All you can do is state that the party is "dry" and if they should come with their own "refreshments" they will be asked to leave.\n\nUnless the party is at a hall where security can ask them to leave your only recourse would be to call the police.\n\nDo you really think they would dishonor you wishes that way?  What kind of man is your husband? better yet what kind of father??
832459
Stick a skewer up his arse, stuff his mouth and roast over a bloody hot bbq until cooked to perfection.  (Something his reign as President never has been!!!!), then feed him to Sadam as his last meal!!!
466211
Mr. Troll, my father would like to invite you over for dinner! If you would accept this offer of kindness and a heartfelt, I am sorry.. too. For I know I was not at all blameless. I will round up so Vidal's and a sensational desert to your liking....Please RSVP
77024
Have you considered dumping him? That'll fix him for sure.... Unless you are fond of passing out drunks who treat you poorly. Just a thought.
547131
Apologize.Treat that friend for a nice meal.Apologize again.
953758
If you are concerned then why not go out with him when he arrives so you will be in a public place - make out that it was a meeting point as opposed to the location for the evening.  It's best to get to know people better before inviting them over - you have to be careful these days.  He may be fine but it's wise to be cautious.
509680
WOW!! mr curious sounds like he'd be LOT'S of fun at a party!!! boy he's a SHARP one......****!\nany hoo, honey, can you afford the ticket? it's just gonna be a little test, he's gonna ask you to BLOW. and you weren't even drinking!
461560
Once in a while OK. Although you would normally know ahead of time if he was going to a stag party, office night out, night out with boys etc.\n\nSo if its a rare occasion, cut him some slack. Have some humour in the morning when he's got the big hangover. Make him a coffee, have a good smirk.\n\nYou made a big deal about him not fixing dinner for the kids. Are you on strike or something? Theirs a little fly in your ointment here.\n\nIf its a regular occurrence, then, you shouldn't need us to tell you that there is a problem.\n\nThere are 3 ways to go #3 is not good.\n\n1. Marriage counsellor\n\n2. Separation\n\n3. Hang in there for the sake of the kids.\n\nGood luck.
496999
ROFLMAO...hhee...thank you so much...that is the best idea I have heard all day.  I would volunteer strictly to "take one for the team" and get his sorry excuse for a presidents a s s outta there but the thought of being in the same room with that man sickens me to the core.  But if ya find someone that will do it..hey lemme know what I can do to help  :-)
930700
If you were excessively drunk your speech was probably slurred and your whole persona would have been altered. I'm sure he would have been able to tell that you were not yourself. But be careful, he might think you drink Too much.
913660
Just wait for him to call you, if he doesnt call you within the next three days then he doesnt remember any of it. Then when you go out, tell him you want to go to dinner, then make not of his behavior, is he drinking a lot? Excessive? Is he just a natural slurrer? He was probably nervous about meeting you and probably kept drinking.  \n     I say give him a shot if/when he calls, there is no harm in that. Enjoy, you might have found a great guy that will make you laugh. If he doesnt call then just write it off to the fact that he was drunk.
73782
There is a saying beauty is in eye of the beholder.  Well I think stupidity might fall under the same catergory.  I believe he is a great president doing the best he can with what he was given and put under. I would like to see you try to navigate the problems he has been handed. He came into presidentcy with the economy falling and threats from other counties. I think he is handling it well. You are still alive aren't you? You can thank your president for that.