what's the meanest joke you've ever played on someone?
344655
Married their daughter.
547410
Joke? I'd prefer choke.
286168
I understand your pain! What happened with me was I had this awesome Michael Jackson joke I was dying to tell, so I posted it on a joke question. Then someone said 'anyone got any good michael jackson jokes?' I was so excited! Sad yes, but it was a good joke to tell!\n\nSo I scroll down, and someone's said their joke, and added at the end 'oh here's another one'..and added mine. I know you're thinking how can I be sure, and the problem is I can't, but THEIR joke was written with bad spelling and no capitalised pronouns, while my joke was perfect and capitalised. \n\nSorry about the big rant, but bitching about this stuff makes it so much better don't you find? :P
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Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
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i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
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My brother called our friend who was on probation posing as a probation officer named, "Charlie Brown".  He asked her if she had served her community hours.  She said yes, I served them at the fire department, I cleaned and did some odd work.  My brother told her are you sure?  Because I spoke with "Beetle Bailey", and he told me you didn't go.  You could hear it in her voice she was getting kind of scared. My brother asked her, did you use the tiny bubbles to clean the toilet? No, I used what they had. Well, he says, I'll call "Beetle Bailey" back and see if he made a mistake. I hope your not giving me a bucnh of--WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! (he made the sound of charlie brown's mom).  She said, I'm not.   my brother could not go any further and started to laugh.  My friend was very angry,  but she got over it, when she pulled a prank on him...revenge.
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Nastiest thing I can't say on here. \n\nMeanist? I'm really never mean to anybody...but I remember once when I was a kid a threw a cat on some guys back and he got all clawed up. I felt horrible...this guy liked me alot, and my girlfriend put me up to it....she kept daring me and telling me 'go on, do it'. Damn peer pressure!!
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !
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Ok people it was supposed to be a joke (I think..) why is everyone getting all butt-hurt? So what's the punchline?
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That is literally the funniest joke I've ever heard.  Ever.  In fact, I don't even think it was so much the joke, as how well you told it.  You, my friend, are a comedic genius.
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That sounds like a joke I've once heard.  It's meant to corner the joke-teller into being a victim of his or her own joke.
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Want to hear a dirty joke??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA white horse fell in the mud. Now thats just dirty.
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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ill piss on you if you make a joke that stupid again