How to imprees my boss?
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Be prompt, efficient, loyal, hardworking, and willing to do what needs to be done at a moments notice.  Also have strong work ethics.
464421
easy, simply slip in your bosses office tell him that you need extra cash for important things like bills, and hope that he understands. but try to say it in a nice way or you can get fired. if that doesnt work then go look for another job that pays more.(but dont quit until you get the other job)
424258
quit, find a better job with a better boss or where your the boss!
815317
You have three choices, and only you can judge the feasibility of each of them, because only you know the people involved and their personalities.\n\n1) You can try to bring the topic up with your boss, very carefully and diplomatically.  Bosses are all different, and you'll have to judge her personality as to whether or not she's accepting of constructive criticism, especially of such a personal nature.  Of course, if the personality is not a good one then you of course risk a backlash that could hamper you at work by poisoning the relation.\n\n2) If you are acquainted with the higher-ups, you could approach one of them - again diplomatically - and try to put in a bit of "secret" reporting for which - if they are prudent and respectable - they should appreciate.  Once again, you risk a backlash against you (only you know the people and can judge the circumstances) either for breaking the "chain of command" or when your boss figures out (or is told) of your reporting.  On the other hand, a reasonable higher-up should appreciate your concern for the organization - you be the judge.\n\n3) You could just let the hammer fall on your organization by stopping your additional duties of performing your boss' job.  This may actually be the least realistic of the choices, because it may be hard for you to do this without looking negligent yourself.\n\nAt any rate, you should take careful note (keep a secret notepad) of **ALL** of the instances that this has happened, and what corrective action you have taken.  You should actually start this immediately, and just see how the situtation plays out for a while before doing anything.  But continue your records, because if you have to do **any** of the suggestions above, it will wholeheartedly bolster your case if you have documentation of the problem.  Of course, your boss won't be interested in this information (makes her look bad) but if you have to go higher in the organization, this will be imperitive.\n\nGood luck!  This is not an easy or comfortable situation!!!
1068493
You just walk right up to your boss and tell him/her.  If you are forthright about it, it shows you have what it takes to come to the point and want to come up in the world.  That is what a boss wants from an employee.........ambition and guts.
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Without more details, it is hard to advise.\n\nBased on what I do know....I will say this.  Business is not like family...and it is not a democracy.  You need to focus on yourself, and the job you do.\n\nWhile I know it sucks...it is your boss' perogative to do as he/she wishes.  Even if that means playing favoritism.  \n\nKeep in mind this is just business, and don't take it personal.  If you really are that unhappy there, start looking for employment elsewhere, but stay where you are until you find it.  Never burn bridges in the business world.  You just may need a good recommendation, some day.
1049108
Put her off by saying you will as soon as you have a free minute from your own work, but you are swamped! Say it enough times and she will get the hint. If the boss asks you if you can help tell her the same thing.
237446
The only thing and the best thing u can do if u dont want to leave ur present job is that u have to ignore her(him).  I guess u dont have any other option other than this.. Just have a good professional relationship with her and nothing more.. Dont let her antiques bgo to ur head coz otherwise it will harm ur performance. If ur boss gossips abt u then u canm politely clear the things out with her and say her whats the truth. And for the sleeping part, u cant do much!\n\nBut if u r ready to leave this job(provided u have secured  some other job) then u can do loads of stuff...fun stuff.. U can mess up her papers :) get mad on her if she does something to u.. Tell people that ur boss is a deperate bimbo..etc..i m sure u can make such stuffs happen..\n   But again i know u wont leave ur job.. so..
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It all depends on how much you value your job and how well you want to keep your working relationship with your boss harmonious. Bosses are not always correct; and there are bosses that are inept and ineffective.\n\nThe issue here, however, goes beyond to your relationship with the boss; we are talking of your loyalty to the organization. Ask yourself - how would your boss, and your boss' boss think of you when they find out that you went behind their backs? Do you think you will be rewarded with promotion? What do you think are your prospects for advancement?\n\nHowever, this can present an opportunity for you if and when you decide to freelance. Many people start their own businesses this way: by getting those they have previously worked with as their first clients. However, you need to ask yourself some questions: \n\n- do you have the resources to actually go freelance?\n- do you think you have what it takes to freelance and start your own business?\n- aside from this one client, do you think you can get other clients?\n\nGood luck
614675
Ask your boss at work, too!
160119
Have some interesting and work-pertinent article open on a different page or different tab so when you see the boss coming, you can close what non-work you were doing and then just pretend to read the article.  Then be like, "Hey, boss, I was just so into this article, I didn't hear you come over here."
214350
Get his ass fired he can't treat you like that. Unless he is your boss or the manager. Tell your boss or manager how he is and ask them to please talk to him, and that will probley work. If not  keep bringing it to there attention.Eather he will get fired or he will treat you alot better. I know trust me.
830376
You're only spell can be changing your attitude. If your employer is egotistical, then buy into it. Tell him ow wonderful he is (not directly), but with statement like, "What a great idea!" or "You're so smart", or "I wish I'd thought of that". If he wants things done his way - even if it's wrong - do it his way, but show him what you think is the right way, too, as though it is his idea. Everyone loves an employee who makes him/her look good. Unfortunately there are a lot of bosses who let their positions go to their head and usually they will self destruct over time on their own. The only thing you can do is laugh internally at his idiocy and become the best you can be. I've learned a lot more from bosses I couldn't stand than the ones that I loved. Good luck!
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Be straight up to him (or her). Tell the boss that you cannot find your card right now but you will be working on it. Tell the boss that you will call the people. Then you will sound resposnible. And she/he will think that you are comfortable with talking to her/him. \nWishing you well!\n\n**Later Added**\n\nOkay, it has been a few days. We all want to know...did you get it?? Oh, I sure hope so. \n\nOur prayers are with you, \n\nPolarGirl8
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Try to do what you are told and have as little contact as possible. Depends on politics also. My guess is they paying him or her next to nothing and if does not work out, next, and the next will be the same hungry bend over backwards useless manager. This is a typical cheap corporate way of not paying for good help. I would also look at the bosses boss or the company for that matter. This may not be the company you want to work at.
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Try to figure out what you can do to make yourself more interesting to the boss. Take classes, join clubs with good reputations, and volunteer both at work and out of work. if those things don't get you a better poistion with your current employer your have a lot of things to put on your new resume for the next job.
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Set the mf up.  Make up something outrageous and when your boss asks you about it just laugh it off.  Keep doing that and he/she will either stop or get fired.