what is your best enema?
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Fleet Enema from a common drug store.  Available at most pharmacies.  \nHope this helps.\nReid (Respiratory Therapist/Sleep Tech.) NC
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Breakfast is a no-brainer: Oatmeal.  I mix a cup of milk (regular or soymilk) with 2/3 cups oats and some cinnamon; and nuke it for 2 or 3 minutes.  I may put a little pancake syrup on top.  Coffee.\n\nLunch is usually soup (often split pea or bean, without corn/tomatoes, etc, and/or a baked SWEET potato (no skin of course).  Metamucil sells these cookies "wafers" that I have in mid-afternoon with my tea; they're pretty good, actually.  \n\nDinner is usually fish and cooked vegetables (I sure do miss salads, sigh!!).  ICE CREAM  for dessert works for me.
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Hell no! Don't even use enemas.There are other ways to detox but there is no hardcore reliable scientific proof that detoxing even helps anyone.Do alot of research into whatever method of detoxing you use.I have heard henna(if I spelled it correctly) tea works really well but you will be cramping and having bowel movemnets ALL weekend.Yeah...that's the bulk of a detoxing regiment.Lots of time sitting on the bowl! Don't bother fasting either.You'll watch muscle waste away then.
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Well, i think it's pretty obvious that bright green poop smells the best. Red or black poop smells the worst. Nothing quite like the smell of a GI bleed! YUMMY!
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Anywhere in my house , preferably sitting on the toilet
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SPIN\nBest of all time
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too much of anything is bad, and that goes for enemas..my mom has been giving me cleansing enemas since I was a young kid, and still does, but only once or twice a month, using only one litre of warm soapy water...anything more would not be healthy according to her..
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Well, they're all fun to say.  But duodenum was the body part I learned first, so I think I'll always be partial to it.  Tough luck ileum and jejunum!
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Me sa think you screwed.  Me sa think you need an enema.
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Spank them with a burrito and then administer a spicy salsa enema of the thick and chunky kind!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa!!!
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ham sandwhich.\n\n\n\nlol just kidding. some spinache pasta and some olive oil a little salt, pieces of chicken and garlic. It rules.
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Is this a trick question or true?  I guess if you're desparate enough you'll eat anything!  Guano could be a delicacy in some cultures.  Eggs and honey are certainly good.  But do they truly come from the same place excrement come from or via the same canal?  I give up on the turd one.  OOppsy poopsy.
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Your colon is more to the left side.  You may just need a good cleansing to get rid of all the fecal matter that is built up in it.  Try a good laxative and see if it makes a difference.  It can't hurt.
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We call it washretto. It's good for personwho have hemorage.\nIt needs your anus keep clean, not use paper.\ni think it really good.
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Not dangerous but a little irritating!! I like several castle soap enemas and then a nice sea salt enema follow up. Plain water is absorbed way too much a teaspoon or two of sea salt makes it much better. Ivory soap is also very good. Just be sure never to use anything detergent or antibacterial!!!!
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Corona would be the easiest on my stomach.  And with the lime , you get a bit of vitamins, ha ha
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The Party Song, Blink 182, Enema of the state.\n\nI've never had an enema, and quite frankly, would be terrified to try one.