Do you take it or leave it?
336142
Dont take the item out of the body, it will cause internal bleeding and possibly cause more damage than needed..
163157
Take things at a slower pace and remember that sometimes YOU come first!  Put it all down and leave..... (Once in a while- you deserve it)
107713
You save it?\n\nWASH YOUR HANDS!
720442
What is should? You either enjoy it or you don't. And if you do, who gives a damn?
654199
Do you want to talk to someone or take someone somewhere?  \n\nExplain.
550536
It depends on what kind of pie. If it is cream pie or similar, I would take it in the face. Just because it is not that difficult to clean off and not as much work as taking of my shoes or whatever. If it is a really yucky messy pie, then I would rather take it on the soles of my feet. Or if it was part of a game that my wife and I were playing :-), I would take wherever it needed to go.
767060
are you? do you like it or not? that is your choice.
538738
love those nads or leave those nads
351167
when its time to leave
1076366
I personally always leave it down. that way I can work on my accuracy.  the only time I ever put it up is to take a dump.
320796
when in doubt, pull it out
947900
throw it out and\nbuy some that does
677676
Why get away from it?  If it feels good do it!
642069
leave it on your head.
414065
Only if you take mine!!!
257532
Taking matters into your own hands...
920658
Oh Hell Yes! and Oh Hell Yes! But don't mess with it too long because you might find yourself in a situation that you can't get back to. I left it alone after thinking that I could control it. You step out of your body once too many, you might not get back in. Take it from someone who has been on a few trip here and there.\n\nBe careful!