if I killed you and then apologized, could we have a laugh about it afterwards?
354785
oh yes, because I am going to come back as a squirrel and climb up you pants leg and bite you on your nuts if you are a guy, and if you are a girl I am coming back as the never ending yeast infection, Who's laughing now?
307204
Well, id like to chuck a piece of wood at your face for asking this stupid question... so maybe you should try to do that for me.  It might hurt you, but it sure would make me feel better.
424590
You could've asked for jokes.
508403
No.\n \nLOL. \n\nBut I will try that from now on.....sounds like a barrel of laughs!
699917
laugh your ass off. And then sue him for harassment
1126415
Okay buddy, what did you do?  C'mon, fess up...  You must be in some sort of trouble.  Who did you kill?\n\nC'mon......... speak up.
565371
Yeah. Don't we all? I was kinda embarrasesed but I laughed it off and got over it. After all, we all have to cut the cheese :0.............
1116688
Hahaha...imagine if you told your computers to shut up....\n\nI needed that laugh, thanks. =D
214108
Tell him that it was just a joke to see if he would get mad at you.
947294
LMAO, probably laugh a bit, then chase him down the block wit my 20 gauge
970556
077. you almost caused me to spit Earl Grey all over my monitor with that answer.\nI don't think anyone can improve the quality or truth of what you have said, so I'll continue to laugh.
173593
I think you should call and apologize.  Depending on the prank and how deeply he was embarrassed, he may not forgive you.  If he doesn't forgive you, move on.  If he does forgive you, then perhaps you shouldn't play practical jokes on him in the future.
144608
apologize for whatever it is you did and then drop it
520032
It's always funnier when you see someone else hit their funny bone...like for instance, if someone rips their own funny bone off...I usually just point and laugh at them while they're bleeding.
515042
I refuse to admit anything to you...what did I do this time that I have to apologize....\n\n*********\n\nOn a serious tone...if I REALIZE that I was wrong, I do apologize, and hope that whoever was on the receiver end will accept my apologies and will be able to either forgive me or just move on...but I know that it will take me a long time before I am able to come to terms with the fact that to err is human...and I am not the perfect alien...:D
967937
you're right! i'm sorry if i caused you any hurt.\n\n\npeace.
252603
An apology wouldn't be enough but it would be a nice start.  Then to change the part that made me loathe them in the first place.  Of course reincarnation into a dung beetle might be a good way!  That would at least be a step up for them.