can i put the koran in the toilet and use it for target practice, plop plop plop! allah is a smelly turd man!?
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You are a complete idoit
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hey is saw a stall once and someone had crapped all over the toilet, floor, wall , and left their crappy underwear on the floor! dumps will always be funny!
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That is Canada my friend.  Gun ownership in the toilet, national health care with any Dr working outside of it subject to arrest, and some of my friends in the States think it is such a wonderful place.  As far as the turban and sari goes, your government is pandering, not all that different from the French.
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My icon rocks. First, its says that Islamic threats have not intimidated, I hold free speech highest in the pecking order of civil rights.\n\nNext, Ive receieved more death threats as a result of my Icon which must be a good thing coming from religious wacko freaks.\n\nAlso, I show respect for the brave Danish cartoonist who knowingly, IN ADVANCE, risked his life for free speech and will be looking over his should for life.\n\nFinally, Islamic insanity is the eptiome of religious insanity and thus to mock Islam, with all its intimidation, is to put me on the top of the agnostic/atheist pecking order by a long shot.
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"Hey United States! Duck!" \n                   KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n "Well, we didn't break none o' Allah's laws-- hey, at least we warned them. That's more than you have to do with infidels. Go in peace."
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Happiness is against the will of Allah...dont blasphem him again...he gets very angry.
901957
I guess Allah is not interested in Yahoo answers.\nWe will have to help him out..........
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I wonder if he even has toilet paper? The man has been running and hiding sience 9-11 and we are closing in on him. Notice his recent offer for peace? Sombody isn't so sure he will get his 72 virgins. How come he doesn't send video tapes? Living in a cave makes you look pretty hagard? 2006 this is the year. I hope he is not killed, but brought to court here in the United States where will we keep him alive long enough to face trial so we can put him to death! God Bless America!
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What rubbish! Absolute hogwash.\nI just can't stop laughing at this. Whoever told you that is still living in the 14th centure.\nYou have made my day. Best one today.
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Guy , you know our only god ( Allah ) told us about what is happening now ? and this is one of the Quraan's miracles  , Allah told us in the holy Quraan that during a period of time , he will give the Jewish people money and weapons and test them if they are going to use it in a good or a bad way , he also told us that they will use it to kill us , and that one day will come when we invade our homes that they previously took from us and kick them out of it , another miracle that Allah told us that the Jewish people fight from behind the walls....and here they are building the isolating huge wall around their territory !!!! so you should have a good faith that this will not last forever and that one day they will know what's right , God Bless Palestine.........
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ASSLAMUALIKUM:my brother i had had the same proplem.everyday i decide to pray and be polite with my parents and donot make such a bad manners but in the following day i stop praying and start again my bad manner.once upon a day i heard my friend saying about asking of allah anything.i asked allah to help me to pray 5 times a day,be polite,read the holly quran and to obey his orders.allah helped me to make my wants because allah know that i have faith in my heart.if u really love allah and if u want to entert he paradise and if u want to avoid the hellfire you have to pray,read the quran and obey allah`s orders.i think that u haves faith in your heart and u can use these faith to be the ideal muslim man. i donot know your age but i know that u are a muslim and you have to be worthy with this word and wit hallah`s gift to u(the gift is that allah made you muslim).finally allah illumenated your sigth when he made u muslim so do not allow to the satan(devil) to dark your sigth by making u leave the pray and make such a bad manners.SO DO NOT ALLOW TO THE SATAN TO MAKE U ENTER THE HILLFIRE.MAY ALLAH BLESS U
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I wouild say, "I am sorry that you have taken offense to this cartoon, but sometimes this is the price we must pay for a free press and free speech.  The main point is, sir, that in a free and open society if you are tolerant of what you interpret as a slur on your religion, other groups will be tolerant of your perceived slur on their religion.  Tolerance is the key.  If you find this impossible, you cannot expect Jews to tolerate a Muslim religious leader calling Judiasm a 'gutter religion.'"
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Y r u so stupid? and so ignorant? and so against Islam? \n\nBetter quesiton is, Should one even be given a rite to be so stupid? which is directed at u. \n\nTO silverrubber, unfortunatly i agree as well...though i wish it werent so.
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Ughh I hate you muslims!
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I would stuff it down his throat.  This would mean according to Muslim law that he could not go to Heaven.  What a shame.
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Oh, please! I mean this is all hogwash!!! The truth is that Mohammad didn't say such things. If he had said, he wouldn't help his wife with the housework!!! Actually, I know that there is a section in the Quran called "Nisa" which meant "The Women" which shows that Quran gives importance to women. And isn't the God same everywhere despite different religions? Would he choose a prophet who find women deficient?! Some sensibility, please!!! As I am a Turkish muslim, I find such ideas "Women are a bad omen." ridiculous and I can't even tolerate those who think in similar ways. Ignorant people make up these stories "Mohammed said: Women are bla bla..." Millions of muslims (at least the Turkish ones) are disturbed by these stories. Some ignorant (and muslim) countries introduce Islam wrongly. I am bored with it.
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You and your site are full of bullsh*t... people these statements where not in the Quran and you should check other sites for the correct info about Islam.... not some fag who is bored and is trying to insult Islam in any way possible