What was th eworst date you ever went on?
351837
i went on a date with this guy to a park. I guess he had been drinking and he puked all over me. I never saw him again. the worst part was that he called me everyday for a month after.
1094322
We were friends for two yrs. online (before it became popular).  I have been online since the 1980s.   I was a moderator for the subject and fell in love with his mind.  \n\nI needed a lift from the airport in Orlando to a resort at which we were meeting a group of friends, also from that message board.  He was the first to email me.   He picked me up at the airport and drove me to the resort.  We talked until it was late, and the restaurant had closed.  He was tenting (camping) that week and fixed me the best grilled hamburger.  That was in 1993; we were married in February of 1994. \n\nHe didn't have a white horse, he had a navy blue Mazda RX-7.\n\n:)
409888
After we'd been together for just about a month and a half, I was going to go to a concert on a Sunday to see my all time favorite - Paul Mccartney (the concert was several hours away from my home). My better half decided to surprise me with a quick getaway to Vermont beforehand, so I could meet his friends and he could show me his hometown... and have me back by Sunday morning so I would be ready to go to my concert. \n\nWe arrived Friday night in Vermont and he had gotten us a room in the most amazing resort, it was stunning and we had a lovely dinner at our favorite restaurant (we both loved the restaurant from before we'd met, this was our first time going there together) and had a wonderful time... He had me home Sunday morning so I could go see my beloved Paul McCartney... the concert was good, but it didn't hold a candle to the rest of the weekend!\n\nps- we're getting married at that resort in a few months... four years later =)
1013240
I willingly went on a blind date with a guy who reminded me of E.T. ..... I was the one who felt like phoning home... does that count?
269743
date I can't give to U,coz I date no guys.lol.but as I remmember that was last year when he joined real madrid.\nGood luck at your date;).\n:)
811332
we started out fishing, then we played darts, then we went to his house and had 6 hrs of u-know-what and the reason thats the best date i ever was on is self explanatory it was FUN
514148
Singles night anywhere? \n\nThose date things where you sit with someone for like 3 minutes, I think it's speed dating?\n\nHave someone get you a blind date.
176200
I hate the date scene now. I have been in a realationship for two years, I would hate to go back out there and try again. Seems like everyones a player. Not all, but some.
1187839
I had a friend who wanted to meet someone. She was a lot older than me and wasn't the bar type. We put an ad in a newspaper but it was only a local one because we couldn'y afford anything else. Anyway, I came across an internet site that flashed up in a pop up whilst I was downloading music. It was for a dating site called Loopy love. I checked it out and it was free.\nSo I called her and she came over and she asked me to show her what to do. She wasn't computer literate so I made myself a profile, even though I had decided I wasn't dating ever again after a horrible relationship, and she watched me, so she would know what to do. Then we did her one. It was a bit of fun.\nA few hours later, I had one message, from a guy who said he was in the same town as me. As it was an internet thing I knew I had no obligations to him, so I could have a little fun. We emailed back and forth and after about three emails I realised that he sounded my cup of tea.\nWe swapped numbers and I found out he worked on my road. Better still he was the guy I waved at flirtaciously every day on my way into town. Even better still, the photo he sent me confirmed this.\nAnyway, we started dating and now we're getting married!\nI wasn't a computer freak, but I found love by accident haha.
577824
A movie (a play is better, though!), dancing (rare, now), a lecture, an afternoon museum visit, a concert, a special event.\n\nThe BEST first date I ever went on, believe it or not, was I asked a girl to go birdwatching with me in the morning.  I picked her up at 4:45am (that's right) and we went off to the fresh-water swamp to see the birds (and beavers, and deer, and critters) until 8:00 am and then went to breakfast.  We spent the whole breakfast talking about how the swamp teemed with life.  We went over the details of the prettier birds.\n\nShe lived about 4 miles away from this nature swamp and had never been to it.  She had a great time.
109176
Unofficially went out with a guy at 13-- TOO YOUNG. I was in eighth grade and he was a sophomore in highschool. He only took advantage of me. Luckily I kicked him to the curn before he did anything serious.\nThen I went out with the biggest nerd ever a year later. He was so cute and sweet-- but he ended up breaking up with me, the whole "let's just be friends" thing. GO figure. ^^
1147751
Lots - but the most recent:  My boyfriend and I went on holiday this April to Western Australia.  We were on our way back from the beach and had been having a discussion about how annoying it would be to bump in to someone we know - we stopped for groceries in the small local town near where we were staying and as we walked out of the shop bumped in to his boss's wife!  Bizarre!
1036663
I did.  Been together over a year!  Best thing I EVER DID was EHARMONY!!!!!
413153
When you first meet her or on the first date.
448535
A few times.  One time, I really tried to be the gentleman.  I wanted to find a long-term relationship and was trying to avoid any quick hookups.\n\n  I tried to drop the woman off at her doorstep, but she convinced me to go up to her apartment (so we could continue our conversation).  I tried to leave after a cup of coffee, but she convinced me to watch part of a show that we had talked about earlier.  I was going to leave and started to get up when she literally attacked me.\n\nI was a little shocked.  Here I was, actively trying to avoid a hookup on the first date and the girl jumps me!  I gave in but was definitely shocked.  We tried to date a couple of times after that... but we didn't have enough in common.
915792
Pulled a Polish girl in Colgne in Germany, great night out, went back to her flat.....her sister was in the bed next to us and watched everyhing in slilence that we did.and we did EVERYTHING. never spoke, just lay on her side and watched........Bizarre.....it was like it was all perfectly normal...and yes I would have asked her too.but it did not seem the thing to do on a first date.....Also climbed out a fair few windows and fire exits in my time as husbands came home etc ...
1119829
I have quite a few bad date stories.  But the one that takes the cake was the first guy I dated after my divorce 3 years ago.  I decided to be proactive and try the online dating format.  I corresponded with this guy for about a week and he asked me out.  I had not seen a photo (bad move on my part) but agreed to dinner. When I called him to confirm our date I got this really odd voice mail message that made reference to some obscure bible passage.  Now, please understand that I'm not what you would call religious.  My profile clearly referenced my musical tastes and what you would call "new age" interests  While I thought the voicemail thing a bit odd, I tried to maintain a positive attitude so we set up a time for us to go out.  The next night he picked me up at a friend's house and showed up in a mini-van.  Immediately, my reaction was "omg, this is not good".  I walked out to meet him at his vehicle and the inside looked like he lived in it...fast food remnants, sporting goods, etc.I knew this was no love connection but I tried to be a good sport and at least make it through dinner.  We went to a local restaurant where he started to spout off his very fundamentalist religious rhetoric.  He told me that "the government" has already developed "mobile execution stations", I think he meant that these are like the emissons testing vehicles but more sinister.  Basically he said that the end of the world is coming and people who refuse to have a bar code/mark of the beast would be executed.  He leaned into me and serious as a heart attack says "so, what are you going to do on judgement day?  Are you going to take the mark of the beast?" Needless to say "mark of the beast" is looking more appealing by the moment.  At this point, I'm thinking that this date can't get worse...but low and behold it got much worse.  There was a large group of people adjacent to us at this restaurant and were obviously celebrating a child's birthday.  There were helium balloons all over their table.  My date summons the waitress with whom he had been relentlessly flirting with and says "can I ask you a favor"?  Immediately I put two and two together and started praying "god please don't let him do what I think he is about to do"!  You guessed it...he procured a balloon and managed to suck helium and do his best Alvin and the Chipmunks impression.  I started inhaling my dinner in the hopes of getting out of there ASAP.  He managed to get the attention of the entire restaurant and then asked me out again for the next night.  I told him my to take me home and politely declined further dates.  After this fiasco I realized that dating takes a lot or work and a lot of humor.  I started giving my dates silly little nicknames.  This guy was affectionately called "Jesus Boy" by me and my friends.  This was one of many frogs I had to kiss.  Some of the others were "college professor guy whose kitchen looked like a nuclear waste dump",  "Yoga instructor that looked like Yoda" and "transvestite dude" (you figure that one out)! and countless other potential suitors.  I'm happy to say that I finally did manage to find a great guy and we both like to laugh about my very laughable dating exploits!