last question---all failed: NEXT--girls--what was the longest "tounge lashing" you ever had?
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hey im willing to try and break that record
1110441
When I was just a little girl with my snoopy fishing pole, I hooked a huge fish in the Allegheny river... I fought to bring it in for a good 10 minutes and when I finally got it ashore I saw that it was more than a foot and a half long! I was so excited about the big fish I caught and then my Dad said "Carp taste like crap" and threw it back...... I cried.
518343
To cough cough gag gag choke choke exuse me bless you are you naked? Thanks for dessert, it was delicious. Up your camels butt and behind the corner for about 3 minutes of extremely intense areobics from that girl sally with hair plugs and juicy green absolute vodka which stems out of the top of her head. Wouldn't you mussle-toff with the voodoo captain? How else are we going to exist in this world? Jeeze!
958982
have u received a jolt to your body? - perhaps within the last few weeks? - sounds a bit like whip-lash which i sustained during a minor car accident a few years ago - nothing serious but uncomfortable - hope it improves soon hunny ~x~
229152
No, but nearly had my head taken off by a clothesline.  Riding a dirt-bike in the yard, didn't realize foster-mom had strung a line between the orange trees, saw it a half-second before I hit it.  Had just enough time to raise up off the seat, causing it to strike me across the chest and upper arms instead of the neck.  Snatched me off the bike quicker than lickity-split too (and left a nasty welt as well).
761756
my first fight was between me and the school bully. He called some names and I realized that I was bigger than him. He got a couple of bruises because I swept the floor with him (not literally). After the fight, all of my friends at the locker room congratulated me at lunch.
769690
OMG...LMFAO...I can't breathe.......hahahhhahahhaahaaaaa\n\nU made my day with this one.\n\np.s. you inspired me to buy my OWN personal collection of whips and chains...and it's been going GREAT! Thanks!
211525
did it hurt?\ndid it hurt when you fell from the sky, you angel?\n\nblech. gross. I didn't go on a date with the guy that fed me this cheesy line!
262991
That today is Thursday and I was a good boy today. When do I get my good girl for my reward?\n\nDo I dare tell about the answer I just gave and then decided I'd better erase to the woman with vaginal burn? I was a good boy all the way up to that point.
373686
Nastiest thing I can't say on here. \n\nMeanist? I'm really never mean to anybody...but I remember once when I was a kid a threw a cat on some guys back and he got all clawed up. I felt horrible...this guy liked me alot, and my girlfriend put me up to it....she kept daring me and telling me 'go on, do it'. Damn peer pressure!!
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We used to go out in the woods and pick up sticks and have spear games. I got quite good and even caught them in midair. One day I did hit my buddy wrong and scratched his cornea. So boys and girls, it true "its all fun and games till someone looses an eye". He was fine.
103661
SMACK HER IN THE MOUTH!!!  HOW CAN YOU TAKE ALL THE MOUTH NOISES!  Do it for all of us. :)
931614
My favorite story happened last year, about this time of year.  I am a catholic and I was coming back to my pew from receiving the Eucharist, and the seats are really close together, and I'm 6 foot 6 tall and so I go to kneel down and I knock down the kneeler behind me.  \nIt makes a loud bang and everyone looked at me.\nEmbarrassed, I said, way too loud, "DAMMIT!" \nYeah.  Swearing in church.  That's me.
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promise to my dad that i wouldnt make out with any body on the way to the mall. \n\ni lost my dog on the way to my job.Cause i started to stare at this cute guy! \n\ni lost my boyfriend on the way to a club.i think a girl grabed him. \n\nlost my pet on the way to the pet store. \n\ni lost my life when i was walking on the road. \nlol \n\nwasnt trying to be mean.
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A long, long time ago & it was with a pair of sisters who were notorious hellcats. Lemme tell ya, I may not be a smart man but I'm not the dullest tool in the shed either. I truly learned my lesson after that experience & do not wish to ever experience something like that except maybe in a truly pleasureable, erotic context, ever again (not so much for the physical pain, that was neglible, but for the embarassment, not to mention any emotional pain or hurt that the incident caused to them)
735649
I've found this on wikipedia.\nCheck this out.\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titin\nI think this is the longest word I've ever seen.
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Worst beating of my life came when I was about 14 years old.  I offered my little brother a stick of gum and he took the whole pack.  He was a pill so I got mad.  I called him a bastard.  I've called him worse names before, but that apparently was the worst for my mom.  She was walking down the hallway and flung the clothes in her arm to the floor and JUMPED on me.  She was screaming, and slapping at me!  Eventually she apologized, but it does make ya wonder why THAT word made her the angriest.