Why did the *chicken* cross the playground............?
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to get to the other slide
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All living things are created by God (or whatever higher power you believe in) so the chicken had to come first.  The egg is not alive yet.
801354
because he was following that d*mn Chicken..................................................  KILL THE CHICKEN!!!!
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This is an easy one.  Because the hippo and the ostrich ate the bananna before the monkey got to it.  And of course because:\nBlue + 2 = yellow.  Then when the trains got into Kansas City, they stopped for lunch together at the Purple Parrot.  Helloooooo.....\nGosh, you people think you can stump me every time.  Will you ever learn?
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..because someone Toad him to\n\n..because he was a Horny toad and wanted to check out some frog legs.\n\n..because he wasn't Hoppy
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to get away from the kfc behind him!! run little chicken run!!!
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Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.\n\nThey buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."\n\n"What?" his father replied.\n\n"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
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Because there chicken legs arent strong enough to walk!
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Chickens pre-date roads.\nThus we can assume that there were no roads to cross for the first chicken (which evolved from a slightly different species) hen it laid the first 'chicken' egg\n\non a side note why are there so many chicken road crossing jokes when I never see a chicken on the road...lol Oh I get it =)
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Probably something to do with a cock (chicken).
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because the chicken stole the blue power ranger's celine dion cd whilst he was wearing a pirate costume. you see, the chicken was spotted taking it in the pantry and he legged it when columbo's hot pants shouted at him. power rangers are very big fans of the dion. don't diss da dion.......
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i actually know the answer to this question..i remember reading it somewhere..i just forgot where..anyway...the answer is the chicken came first for two reasons (based on your beliefs):\n\n1. you believe in god creating everything..therefore he created the chicken\n\n2. you believe in natural selection and evolution, so the chicken evolved from some other animal
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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well, as mine free range foster chinken farm ( bauck bauck)chickens are uncontrollable, and you wood end up crossing the road, and getting hit. so there for i see it would take a 100 dead chickens ( bauck bauck) to get no where !!! lmao good luck in finding out !  ; )
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The Chicken came first. :)
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Because he wasn't allowed to Jay-walk.\n\n:o)
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Why did the two blondes jump off the building?\nanswer: to see if their maxypads really had wings.\n\nthere were to blondes going to disney land and they came to a fork in the road, the sign said disney land left< so they turnt around and went back home.