I am running out of George Bush toilet paper , Should I just use the Dick Cheney Paper?
351573
Use the Rumsfeld brand, it's extra moist.
20993
George W. Bush. I can guarantee that as soon as some Senators start to file impeachment proceedings and assasins start to load their guns, the TV comes on and they realize that Dick Cheney is second in line. The papers and guns go back in their cases. Cheney will keep Bush President as long as he stays around.\n\nUnless he chokes on another pretzel.
19808
My psycho mother used to go bezerk if we put the toilet paper facing the wall rather than the user growing up. To that I say who the heck cares what way toilet paper goes on the roll? It all goes down the same place anyways...
476569
ask George W. Bush and Dick Cheney or your local congressman or congresswoman
1103795
ok mag!!\n\nthe one with victoria beckham on it just in case i run out of toilet paper
72172
You should stop eating papers. The print has a lot of toxids like lead, and paper itself is made by wood, which is not digestible for humans.
842348
My country is the U.S. and George Bush has made me ashamed of it. After Vietnam fiasco it took me years to get back the respect I had for my flag and now Bush has wrapped himself in it and I suspect, used it as a substitute for toilet paper (figuratively). I will be very happy when Bush is politically castrated at the polls next Tuesday.
295965
Use a bidet instead...\n\nMy grandparents used to use newspaper...was all they could get.
188847
I use the book pages for toilet paper!! :)
693509
No, But that dick cheney...;)\n\nJust kidding.
146091
Toilet paper, if you don't believe me...try going a day without it.
1112198
LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......
210687
It comes in handy if you run out of toilet paper. Actually it's good prep. work for a graduate education.
446735
It would be nice if he and Dick gave us back all of the profits they've made off of this stupid war.  Bush sucks,  Cheney too.
127659
We call it washretto. It's good for personwho have hemorage.\nIt needs your anus keep clean, not use paper.\ni think it really good.
1009183
Aha, that's why I never need a handkerchief .... \nExcellent question, lmao !!! , strange that everyone else seems to think it was part of the History section though. 47 to go. \nhee hee
152722
I'm sure it's good ole American toilet paper. Probably it's something pretty good, just as good the best you can get at the Wal-mart, but a different brand that you can't buy at the store, because the government has to have their own suppliers to have some type of control. I'm sure every toilet paper gets checked for safety before he uses it.\nIt's probably equivalent to Scott's extra soft.