If Dick Cheney, George Dubya and Bill Clinton were stranded on an island with one rope, what would happen?
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haha, yes, your answer is a good one.\n\nbut i think those two ding dongs would not float...but, i see clinton hanging the other two and just spending the rest of his life on the island dancing and celebrating that he got to be the first one to assassinate the guy that calls himself the president
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George Bush,i would kill him with a coconut~
958948
It would be the "Land of Jousting."  The Republicans on one side of the country and the Democrats on the other.  They would shout insults at each other and then give each other the "thumbs up" or the "thumbs down."  Some would be clones and would try to sneak into the other side, but they would be caught and would suffer unbearable thumbs down before they were "deleted."
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I'm with you on this one, this administration is so corrupt and devious that I wouldn't put anything past them, hopefully Cheney's heart will explode soon and the monkey will be impeached.
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Ask VP Dick Cheney for that one.
355149
I'd tell President Bush that he's an idiot and he's screwing up my home, the country I love.\n\nRight now if I did that I'd probably be called a terrorist and thrown into a secret prison to be tortured.
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Cheney, at least I would have medical attention if something would happen.\n\nActually, if the lawyer would have announced himself it would have never happened, but like he said today accidents happen
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Richard (Dick) B. Cheney is the Vice President of the United States.
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If you believe the liberal media, I'd guess President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice...in that order.  They are actually the Holy Trinity...that why everything that happens in the world can be attributed to them.  Just read the papers and watch the news, they'll tell you that the Bush administration is responsible for the tsunami, the hurricanes, the earthquakes, and everything else under the sun!
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I think you are absolutely right.  The Democrats would reject the cure for cancer if the Republicans invented it.  They made a mountain out of not a molehill but an undersea trench.  There would have been no impact on security, jobs, or anything else.  The ports were already controlled by a foreign country - nothing was going to change.
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Bush would be the first one out because he thinks he can walk on water. But like everything else he tries, he fails and begins to drown. \n\nCheney angry that he has to save Bush again, starts screaming expletives, has a fatal heart attack and falls on George, drowning him. \n\nCastro fixes the now much lighter boat and sails on to Miami. Because as we all know, the Cuban people can make anything float.
832806
Give Cheney a gun and let him shoot Bush and Rumsfeld them himself.
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Dead "EYE" Dick Cheney & G."DUMBYA" Bush
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Damn good question.\n\nHaving a weapon near Dick Cheney would be awfully tempting (accidents DO happen...)\n\nBut a night out with a Kennedy could be fun as hell.  And cars have better safety features these days (although I DO live near a lake...)\n\nDamn.  It's a quandary!
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Let's see this is the worst crisis since President Bush thought he was a teapot. Do you have any rope you can tie him in with?
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Dude, there is no president of the world. Your grammer SUCKS! And Bill Clinton was almost as big a thief as Dubya is.
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George Bush, I would feel sorry for the puppy but if Bush was to have bad luck, I would not feel sorry for him. I would laugh.