"That's my stapler!!!" What is your favorite movie quote?
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Can some one bring me my chapstick? My lips are real bad, GOSH!!\n                  -Napolian Dynomite
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I fart in your general direction !Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! - French castle guard\n\n\nto be honest though, I loved that entire movie, I can't pick a favorite scene thats just the 1st one I came up with...the knights were funny the Tale of Sir Robin is classic too, help help I'm being repressed!  , Bring out your dead!, Ni!, bring us a shrubbery!, they dressed me this way! well we did do the nose, it's justa rabbit, the number of the counting shall be 3 and 3 shall be the number of the counting... lol
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic\nRevan: Shut up and kiss me you bambling fool!\n\nAlso the movie Gold\nTerry Steyner: Kiss me you fool.
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I actually liked the line that John Hedder? (the guy that played Napoleon) said in Just Like Heaven...\n\n"I'm like 99.9% parched here.  I could really use a co-la."
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I could totally relate to that movie.  Which is why I liked it so much.  When Clerks first came out I was in college and working in a video store like Randel.  I kid you not, people would come in and ask me for, "That one movie.  You know which one!"  How the hell would I know what movie they were talking about?
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Mine is either "Let it be" or "If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit!"
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The Joker for the win.\n\nI love that line...\n\n:D
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There are many annoying movie quotes out there.  But some that really bug me when people say them:\n\n"I'll be back!"\n\n"May the force be with you!"\n\n"You can't handle the truth!"\n\netc.
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They were all terrific - but I love Kevin Pollack's quote after the cop says, "We can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."  Pollack replies, "I live in Queens.  You got a team of monkeys working 'round the clock on this?"
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I have two.  Julia Roberts.  Chiding the woman staff who told her that her time is up.  "Shut up lady............"\nAnd Roberto Benigni, the Italian actor director for "Life is Beatiful".  Obviously hes not good in Egnlish....me too.\n"I am so happy......all parts of my body is shaking"\nAnd Richard Gere, lambasting the Chinese Government against the Dalai Lama. Bono......oh wait. that's four
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Yes,  Rod Steiger and David Carradine.  Actually, I had a woman bring a pen and napkin for me to sign in a restaurant.  When I told her I was nobody she said, "Oh Rod, your movies aren't that bad". Then I knew who she was talking about and signed her napkin "To Holly, my number one fan and my favorite critic, Rod Steiger".  I gave the napkin back I squeezed her hand and told her she had really made my day.  She thanked me and said that napkin was going into the family Bible and she was going to buy all my movies.
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The Electric Company!!!!!! \nSpider-man, where are you comin' from? Nobody knows who you are!\nMorgan Freeman as "Easy Reader"
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Any line from Zoolander.  Man, I never get tired of that movie.  \n-"They were like brothers to me, not like real brothers, but brothers in the way black people say it." \n-"After a while, I became bulimic."  "You could read minds?"\n-"Well I guess I'd have to answer your question with another question. How many Abodiginals do you see modeling?"\n-"If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."\n\nI could go on and on....
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Hahaha. I love that one. I like to say that to people at random moments.
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...how he got in my pajamas I'll never know!\nThat's what Groucho Marx says as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers.
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This is my Favorite quote from the Movie Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost. \nKat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.\n\n\n\n\n\nand yes here is the qoute you were looking for Nick Mercer: Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. \n\n\nI like that one too. Great Movie By The Way\n\n\nOh here's where i found it http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0372532/quotes
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One of my favorite movies as well.  I have several favorites:\n\n1.  "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."\n\n2.  "I am Jack's colon..."  "I get cancer.  I kill Jack."\n\n3.  "If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.  Marla, that little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can't."\n\nNumber 4:\n\nBrad: "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be?"\n\nEd: "I'd fight Ghandi."\n\nAnd there's always:\n\nEd: "I was a recall coordinator.  My job was to apply 'The Formula.'  Take the number of units in the field, A, times the probable rate of failure, B, times the average cost of an out-of-court settlement, C.  A times B times C, equals X.  If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one"\n\nPassenger: "Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"\n\nEd: "You wouldn't believe."\n\nPassenger: "Which car company did you say you worked for?"\n\nEd: "A major one."