How do I unscrew my head so I can itch my brain?
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the head has a reverse thread so you have to turn it the opposite way to un-screw it. try saying your ABC's while scrathing your brain, it's pretty funny.
449381
try using the eye dropper tool
382105
Try tennis balls in a sock and roll on them as described in the post about the basketball. It might help to loosen things up. \nOR ice and heat. \nOR neck patches or icyhot. \nOr a hot Epsom salt bath. \nStretch gently. \nRest your head on a wall often, especially when in class or working on the computer for long periods of time.
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take your mind off of the stuff that is making you mad or sad.\nwatch tv{watch a funny show that will make you laugh your head off},listen to music,talk to someone about how youre feeling,punch a pillow,go outside and walk for a while or write down everything that is pissing you off and then crumple it up.
667540
The easiest way but deals with some sort of embarrassment is bedwetting.\n\nAllow yourself to wet the bed and force yourself to no matter what treatments they try.  \n\nGood luck.
572192
Mind control.  Try hypnosis, old nasty guys have been using it forever.
1008639
Very carefully using tweezers, get a hold of the tick as close to the skin as possible so you get the head and turn slowly counterclockwise and while tyurning pull gently up should come out..\nif the head breaks off you will need to try to rub area with a nail file or other straight edge to drag the head out\n\nclean area thoroughly with alcohol and apply antiboitoic ointment - neosporin etc and watch for a few days, clean daily\n\nif it festers up or gets larger redded area contact your doctor.  \n\nI have removed many from my husband, live in the country and so far we have done alright..\n\nand those stupid ticks get in the hardest to find areas..lol
540954
this may seem unorthodox but the simple cure is to sit in a quiet place where you can quiet your mind. take slow deep breaths focusing only on the breath as you inhale and exhale. this is a simple method for quieting the mind as consequently releasing the stress which is usually responsible for the headache. Try it, you'll be surprised at the results!
1085193
Put your butt in a bucket of cold water for a few minutes... dry off, then hit your head as hard as you can on a wall. After you regain consciousness, go outside and fly a kite while dancing the hokey-pokey. Afterwards, come back and stare at a few David Hasselhoff pictures. Lastly... smoke a ton of weed... purple kush.
95666
Chop your head off just below where the pain is.
606619
http://tourettesguy.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27
490227
This is no joke. Hold your tongue on the roof of ur mouth for a few seconds. Its also good for brain freezes and hiccoughs. \n Try it , it really works.
253191
knots, use alot of conditioner, i mean like pour it on ur head alot, and games, www.ebaumsworld.com, or myspace, or www.sonypictures.com
723064
look up and hold down your bottom eye lid or you can put the tip of the bottle barely touching the corner of your eye and drop.  Look at something else while doing this.  After the drop is in your eye...shut your eyes and roll your eyeballs around.
817033
The spoon trick works, but really hurts....\nCheck wiki-how... they have quite a few suggestions:)
42328
A combination of acupuncture (in the scalp) and frequent head massages. I know having acupuncture in your head sounds painful, but it's not at all. You can barely feel the needles. Just be sure to go to a well-qualified acupuncturist.
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Drink lots of water or tea.\nOpen some chicken noodle soup, or ramen noodles, etc.\nPut a cool, wet washcloth on your forehead.\nLie down in a darkened room.\nGargle with warm water.\nRest as much as possible.  Hope you feel better.