Are Farts Suppose to be Lumpy?
354486
uh no...the lumpy ones are called sharts :D combination of sh*t and fart lol
268318
Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.
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It depends on how your body digest certain foods.\nSome people can eat beans all day and not fart at all. \nOthers can just drink a glass of juice and they are purging toxic fumes from the lower vent hole all day.\nBut beans and green leafy types of veggies will usually get the job done. Also chille dogs with onions and mustard does it for some people. If your just trying to fart? Try drinking a can of one of those slim fast shakes. it'll give you lots of gas, however in 4 to 6 hours, the volcano is ready to erupt.\nYes... you were venting volcanic gases.
1024987
Everything farts to get rid of bodily issues  (or gasses)  So Yes they DO fart and the probably make bubbles because it is a gas being released into water.
398969
lol thats a cute qeustion ... seriously and honestly for a girl such as my self ... id say like 10-15 sec i know it sounds nasty but its true ... everyone gets gas its perfectly normal and human , but if it smells then u got something wrong... like they say a fart is a terd screaming for help ... heheheee
71036
Probably not.  Farting is caused by gases being released in the digestion of food and beverages.  However, the carbonation will probably make you burp.
533866
smell..lumps ..ewwwwwwwww
946601
That question cracked me up! :)\nIt is normal. Trust me, it is better to let them out, than to hold them in!  It's probably the food that you eat. Different things cause different reactions. Eggs is a known culprit! Raw veggies is too. If you think that is your problem, then you can take Beano to see if it helps. Unless this is something that is really causing pain or embarrassment, then this does not require a call to your doctor. On the other hand,  if you are having painful gas, you may have a medical condition. Change your diet to well cooked veggies, breads, pastas, no eggs and no fried foods, and see if the gas goes away. If it doesnt, it is your call on whether or not you proceed to the doc.\nGood Luck "farty pants"!
1138311
Its probably your breath blowing back in your face, and not the fart at all.
632987
not sure, i think its some kind of gas?
604098
It's probably just gas...I know it sounds weird...gas in your breast?  But it's very true and possible...but to be safe you should contact your doctor.
227328
what do you mean by air pocket?\nis it a diverticlum?if you are talking about farting,well you'd better stop drinking fizzy drinks.\nif it is a diverticulum,you should go to a doctor,and tell him about any complaint.
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ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
297493
Because pooing and farting require the same basic bowel movement and runny poo can be quite sneaky!!\n\nTGW
951976
A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.  I'm not sure if the actual fart knows where it came from, but the turd apparently does, if it's screaming to get out.
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You know - that's an interesting question.\n\nLittle kids laugh at farts\n\nTeenagers laugh at farts\n\nMiddle age people try not to laugh at farts - but still do\n\nI was at a trivia night on Friday and it was mostly the over 60's crowd and someone farted - you should have heard them all crack up!!\n\nSo, I guess on the whole and universally speaking the answer is YES - farts are funny!
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didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............