i need a fake doctors excuse for missing work 2 days due to daughters illness?
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if your daughter was ill why would you need a 'FAKE" doctors excuse?? there are laws protecting workers from disciplinary action for tending to family emergencies. ask an attorney if you feel you may be sanctioned by your employer for your absence..
118811
honey get her to the ER IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!! please, ok?
974559
He needs to see his doctor TODAY
990342
Call or go to the clinic and ask to make an appointment.  \nSometimes they want your other doctor to call and make the appoinment for you.\nCall the clinic first and ask what to do.
37761
Work excuse notes are usually written by a medical facility or doctor.  I feel badly for you if you are looking for these for yourself or anyone you know, for that matter.  Unscrupulous and lame would be my description for some one who would use fake excuses to get out of making an honest living. :(
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Robyn, I am so sorry...have you  talked with the hospital (social services, social worker) to ask about some options. If you are a care giver and qualify I am sure that you could get some type of medical insurance to care for you daughter and maybe that could get you back to work...Call the social services at the hospital and they can steer you into right direction..they have the resources at their fingertips...Do you have some type of Leukemia Office in Michigan that you can call for help..(health care providers, free care, free medical assistance, medications) I wish you much luck...and prayers to you and your daughter.
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Try calling the non-emergency hospital line and talking to a nurse or doctor about your symptoms. I do this whenever Something feels wrong and i can usually avoid a doctor visit by doing so.
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make a doc appt and tell her you are taking her shopping then oops we are at the clinic and take her....she wont wanna make a scene in public and act childish so she will just go. Drop her off at the door and get one of the nurses to help her in as she probably has a kindney infection. Perhaps even a Gulbladder infection.
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If she is feeling that sick hun, she'll have to go no matter what.  I would check the internet real fast and see if there are 'low income' places she could go that wouldn't charge her too much.  If all else fails, and she's really sick, take her to the Emergency Room and they HAVE to treat her until she's stable, and that's a law, so - they'll just have to bill her for it.  It will cost over 400 bucks just to walk in the door and ask for treatment.  :(  I hope it gets better for you and I am praying for your Mom hun.
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My youngest daughter woke up with a sore throat, took her to the doctor, while I was there, my oldest daughter calls from school to tell me that she is sick & needs me to pick her up ~ fun filled exciting day for me !  At least I did have a good weekend though.
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Send them a get well card. Seriously!\nYou want to keep the actions on paper, not on your door or on the telephone.
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contact her/your doctor, childline, social services, her parents or anyone who has a close and/or professional medical relationship with her who can talk to her and give her the support and advice that she needs
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20 EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE TO SCHOOL/WORK\n(warning the use of these excuses may result in loss of job or ejection from the class)\n\n1. My dog died and I had to take him/her to the vet to get cremated.\n\n2. There was a really bad accident on the (freeway in your area) and I was stuck in traffic for ever.\n\n3. I made the mistake of letting in some Jehova's Wittneses and they wouldn't leave.\n\n4. I hit a car in the parking lot (start describing your bosses/proffesors car) and had to leave a note.\n\n5. I'm not late...everyone else is just early.\n\n6. I'm late because I hate my job/this class and most of all I hate you...I QUIT!\n\n7. Sorry I'm late, I got sidetracked at Krispy Kreme's....but I got some for you.\n\n8. I killed my parents and had to dismember their corpses and bury the evidence.\n\n9. The classic: My alarm clock broke at I woke up late.(never works)\n\n10. I been up for the last 60 hours on a crack binge and need a quiet place to sleep.\n\n11. I know im late...today is 'National be late to school/work Day'.\n\n12. I've been at the doctor's office because of this weird infection...he says it's contagious.\n\n13. I was at the bank getting another extension on my loan....can I get a raise?\n\n14. My dear Aunt Edna is very sick and I had to take care of her while my parents were out.\n\n15. The believable lie: First when you know you are going to be late call from your cellphone while on the street or freeway. Tell your boss/proff. that you just witnessed a really bad accident and have to wait for the cops to arrive. When you get in use your imagination to describe the most horrific traffic accident you can think of.\n\n16. I hit a dog and had to stop...then look at your boss and say "wouldn't you have done the same thing?!?"\n\n17. Start getting upset and say "That's ludicrous I'm not late, I still have 10 minutes to spare!"...then start tapping your wristwatch and hold it up to your ear (if its not digital)...then kinda sigh and hang your head.\n\n18. Act like you don't speak english.\n\n19. Sorry my AA meeting ran a little long.\n\n20. Just look at your boss/proff. like you're crazy. Then walk away mutterinng something about going postal and killing everyone starting with your boss/proff.
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Don't worry about telling the doctors what happened. They won't tell the police or others.\n\nJust go quick before she gets worse.
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Just support her.  Tell her that you love her and want her to get better.  She might not want to know more about her illness.\n\nGet well soon for your daughter.
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Tell someone who has the power to commit her or make her see a doctor.  This would be a parent or husband.
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You need to check what her company policy is.  Does she have PTO and Sick Days, or are they all rolled up in one?  If they are indeed two different days you will have to contact corporate.  If they will not do anything about it, write your local congressmen, and your attorney general for your state.  Then send a copy of both letters to the corporate offices and let them know that you are serious about this.