What if your date eats a cockroach?
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This may be perfectly normal in her culture. Does she talk like "Click, Click, Click. Pop, Pop, Click, Pop, Click Pop, Click pop.. Swahili or whatever..  lol, I'd run far and fast..Don't look back.. Whatta freak
484894
eat a lil chocolate chick...
1093444
"Cockroaches are not known to be a specific transmitter of disease, but they contaminate food and have an unpleasant odor. They are very annoying, and many pest control companies are kept busy in attempts to control them. The most common cockroaches in houses, grocery stores, and restaurants include the German cockroach, American cockroach, Oriental cockroach, and brown banded cockroach."\n\nThey can cause allergies though!
1150246
the cockroach, because they are so hard to kill!!
532943
I don't think it will make a difference. Roaches can survive and practically anything. I live on Guam where they are abundant.\n\nI am a Scuba instructor and have seen them eat silicon off masks! I have also seen evidence of them eating things like the gum on envelopes.\n\nRemember these guys are small and just even a crumb of bread is a feast to last them days or even weeks. Water in the pans may deter them but any food floating or on the rim will be a wonderful snack.\n\nIf your roommate is messy enough to leave pans unwashed I'm sure he has spilled food around to contribute to the species.\n\nI think you should get rid of your roommate before getting rid of the roaches.\n\nGood luck and clean living!
731322
Here's a thought....\n\nAfter Mr. Fly is tired out from a day's work of swarming around and eating from trash bins, dog poop and road kill, he buzzes on over to your house and takes a rest on your kitchen counter - right where you make your PB 'n J.  He visits various other spots in your house - including your shoulder - before finally landing on your ceiling, where you end his life with a swat and thus disperse his microbe-ridden remains throughout your living room.\n\nYet as filthy and annoying as the fly is, I'll take the occasional dirty rogue fly over the persistent cockroach infestation any day of the week.
811077
Cockroaches.  They can withstand nuclear radiation.
84882
If you know her well, make light of it, but for God's sake tell her, then (and here's the important part) move on. \n\nThere's nothing more mortifying than realising that you've had some snot hanging from your nose and knowing that it would be the only thing your date would be able to focus on.
1054584
the cockroach because when everything else is dead they will live on
68831
OMG yes.... I was at a chinese place and i had just sat down to eat. it was a very nice place, lots of ppl, and it was a buffett. I moved some noodles over to see what was in it and a cockroach came out walking very slow. I freaked. I didnt make a scene but i did call the manager over and my family and I got to eat free. I think i was 9 years old. It was nuts. lol
768290
This is a good one.  I put laxatives in her drinks on our last date.  The video one is good that you did, one of the best.  There should be a site dedicated to getting these beetches back.
883059
they think you have  an eating disorder or  diet obsessed generally if you dont eat. Some  might get grossed out if  you  pigged  out and  ate more than them, others might think it was cool . If they go out to  dinner with you,  they brought you  out to dine with them,  something they usually love  to  do EAT! they want you to enjoy it with them not watch them as you poke at a house salad and diet coke. If you  date a guy for a while  it becomes easier to just go out like you normally would with a friend.
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Absolutely not. People believed that the eggs could be carried on shoes and eventually hatch somewhere else. If a cockroach dies then so does the eggs because they cannot survive in a dead body or outside of it. To kill them is a matter of personal preference, squash them,spray them or put poison down
405368
I think your son has been hypnotized by the Mexican satanist klan "El Kocko Rocho".Beware!! They are extremely dangerous fanatics who listen to heavy metal bands like Sepultura and Shakira.They believe that satan(El Satanos) will ressurrect in the shape of a cockroach and conquer all of humanity(including the Pope) in order to spread evil and heavy metal all over the world.Your son is not just sucking cockroaches,it's a demonic ritual,when he does that,he gets in contact with the devil,and the devil sends him messages like:"go kill that/this person" or "go vote for Bush again" etc...You have to stop your son before it's too late!
767039
I certainly wouldn't eat grubs, that's just revolting, but as for the kangaroo's testicle, I might have a go, I've never eaten one from any species and have no reason to believe it would taste any different from the rest of the animal's flesh. I could understand why a bloke wouldn't want to though.
520720
You have to give the cockroaches a month's notice so they can stock up on food until someone else moves in.
264085
I'd be like, "I change my mind about the pantyhose thing" and put him in a plastic container jar with little air holes on the lid. I'd rattle it a few times a day and throw bugs in there, my weird ex was afraid of cockroaches.