How can Dusty's parents get him to use a toilet?
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Well.... I'm a mom of 4.  3 girls, 1 boy.  Potty training girls, piece of cake. My son was almost 3 before he was out of diapers.  \nI rewarded him with little toys (dime store stuff, cars, trucks, animals etc.) every time he went potty like a big boy.  When he had an accident, I got to take a prize back.  Pretty soon I figured out what items he liked best and took them back, he would be given prompts, I have the red truck now, do you need to potty?  pretty soon he told me when he needed to go.The rewards system evolved as he became more reliable. He got a better toy if he could go all day without incident, then all week etc.  He still has the little red ford truck we used, and he now drives a big red ford truck!
634353
Interesting question. Now, we know that Prince Charles has someone who puts his toothpaste on his toothbrush for him, and hold the cup he pees into when he has to provide a sample, so it does follow that Her Maj does have a royal bumwiper.\n\nMaybe they get a Grace and Favour apartment at Buckingham Palace, and have a title like The Lady of The Anal Cleanliness.\n\nOr, more likely, some squaddie from the Household Division who has offended his Sargeant pulls the duty for punishment.
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Just smear you drawers' handles with those big huge turds you say you proudly leave unflushed for the world to see. That'll teach him!!\n\nAnother option would be to sneak one of those turds into his sandwich.
317327
they cant because his father is Andy of mayberry
991938
Ok Ya Ready.... Have your boyfriend over for the evening when your parent are out.... about 15 minutes before you know they are coming home... Drag your boyfriend to the bedroom strip his A__ Naked... and throw him down on the bed.... Pull up your skirt and pull down your panties... Jump the poor fool (make sure your on top) he will be in his glory until you dad opens the bedroom door.... This should do the trick...
715931
Sometimes theres no gentle way to do it.  Tell him he smells and its very unpleasant for everyone around him.  he probably cant smell it any more.
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Have your friend try the cleansing wipes.  My son is adamant about using them now.  They can be flushed too.  Greatest thing since sliced bread.\n\nToo, Charmin (I think) has a toilet using (like cleanup and such) packet with hints and tips, samples and a sticker chart to help little bums get cleaned up.\n\nGood luck to her.
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tie a string to his favorite pants and cut the sides in two then so them with thin thread.\nHave a string waiting so when he walks away pull it and the thread comes undone.\nMake sure it's at a family ruinion or something like that.\n\nOr set a whoopie cushon on his chair and have a stink bomb so when he sits down it sounds like he farted and the stink bomb goes off so it stinks and then when he stands up to see the whoopie cushon out from on his chair.
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That's horrible.\n\nIf they were extremely old or mentally impaired, just clean it up and rememebr someday you might need help.\n\nOtherwise, hand them the tub and tile cleaner and a sponge and kick them in the booty towards the bathroom.
605056
put some cheerios in the toilet, have him stand on a little foot stool and tell him to hit the little targets....worked for my son when he was 2 yrs old...
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who is Dusty...they shouldn't let him watch it any more or comfort him and assure him that every thing is going to be alright.
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Mean............NO WAY!!!!!!!!!\n\nGet her at every opportunity you can.  For all you know she may have been pissing in your pop for years.  \n\nGirls like these are just asking for it.  Next time put boggies in her dinner and when you go to her house wipe your bum on her face towel.......and put condoms in her knick drawer so her mum finds them.........and re-fill her shampoo bottles with cooking oil.....and - I had better stop now, I am getting carried away......sorry!
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They must provide access. They could close one bathroom for cleaning provided another is open. Or, they could close them if an attendant was present to open the door when needed.
1111224
stuff them up the cat hole or butthole and then have someone pull them out
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You call his parents and tell them.
755618
Give him yourself gift-wrapped in toilet paper.  Use the cheap kind like 1-ply.
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thats what the toilet is for!