What's the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to someone?
343504
Caught Mas*urba*ing in a grocery store?
200913
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.
176309
The most embarrassing thing for me was when I was younger and visiting a church in the area.  It was a strange non-denomiational church that had some really odd beliefs.  I used to smoke back in those days and the pastor was telling his congregation that people should not be afraid to do what they want.  If you feel like jumping up and dancing in church then do it.  Church should be about freedom.  \n\nSo I lit a cigarette and started smoking.  He stopped and told me that there was no smoking in church.  I told him I was just following his lead.  He said that was no what he meant.  I apologized for interrupting his freedom speech and left.  \n\nIt was embarrassing to me now but it was funny then.
858162
Yes I did.  It was both funny and embarrassing.  A friend of mine is a hypnotist and put on a small demonstration at a party.  I volunteered.  I "came out of it" suddenly finding myself in a shower fully clothed running water over my head singing to a rubber ducky.  This was in front of 10 people.\n\nI guess it could have been worse and he could have suggested I take my clothes off first!\n\nI was so embarrassed for weeks.
72338
That would be really BAD. But very amusing.(Still laughing)
277831
that sounds dangerous.  someone could suffocate.
682629
Years ago I was on my way to India. I had gone to the restroom at the Raleigh Durham airport in N.C while waiting for my flight. I had chosen to wear a dress that I thought would be comfortable anyhow when I was in the restroom the back of my dress got caught in the top of my panty hose. I wasn't aware of this and when I came out of the restroom everybody in the airport was pointing and laughing. I couldn't figure out why and my cousin had to quietly tell me. I was so embarrassed that I cried.
983425
Well, that depends. Some people are way too ignorant and arrogant to feel embarassment. In certain cases, for example, being in a place where people speak other language and you say a word in that language that is improper in public.\nI know a case of somebody who used a wrong word in Spanish and received a slap on the face. The meaning was not to be used in public
843628
Yeah I'd probably approach her about it because maybe she doesn't notice and is embarrassing herself! I'd say something to spare you and her the embarrassment!
701587
A friend of mine said that she went on a date, and had to go to the ladies,  and when she came out of the toilet she realized she was getting some very strange looks, her date then said to her turn around and stood behind her, and up until this point she had no idea that the back of her dress was stuck in her knickers exposing her bottom to all and sundry....when she told me this i couldn't stop laughing, and told her she seriously needed to have a word with herself....not to mention her date never called her back.
285039
Just keep living...I'm sure you experience real embarassment within the next few years. Trust me.  :)
203397
Why the embarrassment?  Maybe funny, but not embarrassing. The bathroom is THE place to go. If you can't let one rip in the bathroom stall, you can't rip one anywhere.
929426
i wouldnt freak out about that..shit happens..i would honestly think it was a joke or somethin....
892244
STORY TIME!\n\nFirst shower at boot camp. Newly formed company. We are all madly rushing around trying too get ready too stand on the line. (inspection) Guy walks into the shower area with the eighty odd rest of us. He's not swinging big junk. His junk is just impossibly large. A hush goes over the lot of us. He stops and says "What? Can't a man have a big d**k with out it being cause for alarm? What?" That was the end of it.\n\nCoolest responce too an awkward situation I've ever come across.
90766
??????????!!\nAsk for seconds??\nBurp?\nCall an ambulance, the EMTs could use a good laugh!\n\nI wish I could give you 10 points for the most outrageous question ever! LOL
212912
Mine would be standing on the ledge of the tub and slipping then falling right into the toilet.\n\nPS- to those that don't know the Darwin Awards go to the people who are stupid enough to pull something so bonehead it's hard to describe and remove themselves from the genepool for it, thankfully considering what some of them do!
363044
Well, there are so many, but the most recent was also a boob exposure.  I was at the beach at Kailua in a new bikini which apparently wasn't tied tight enough.  I was facing the beach (filled with sailors from Pearl Harbor) when a big wave hit me from behind and lifted it up.  Geez, I couldn't come out of the water for an hour, I was so embarassed...\n\nBefore that was the day I got dressed in the dark and ran off to work.  At about 11:00am a girlfriend told me I had my shirt on inside out.  I never even noticed, and I'd been there OVER THREE FREAKIN' HOURS by that point.