who else thinks work can suck a big fat hairy smegma smeared nut?
352139
I wish I could, but if it did my *ss would be at the corner with a tin can.lol
597551
big hairy spiders and buzzing wasps makes me crindge at the thought of it yuk ;(
420797
Something grotesque and painful, then people would have to pick up my random body parts! great fun. maybe just self cumbust!
221326
Sounds like your delusional. If you are to thick though additional lubricant can help.
264264
You betcha!  I would do it to Dick too if I could!\n\nBut only during lawyer hunting season!
188783
Yes, I work with a hyperactive, two faced twit. She also seems to possess Jedi mind powers, so even though everyone at work knows she is a pain in the butt, she manages to turn things around so that soon enough, the boss is on OUR cases instead. She claimed that I was much slower at a task than she could have gotten the job done. My boss(I am the closing supervisor btw), then turned on me like a rabid pit bull and demanded to know why I can't get the job done as quickly. I told her that not having done this particular task as frequently as MOST of the other employees, anyone of them could do it faster. The pain is now super sweet to my face, but compains behind my back. Oh well.\n  Payback stinks though, because now that she has shown she can get it done faster, we are ALL required to get it done faster and she can't understand what happened to cause this stressful atmosphere. \nP.S.- She gets most of her tasks done faster than the rest of us by not doing them, or not finishing them correctly! Wish the boss could see that!!!
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For johnny_the_atheist (Above)\n\n \n"perform tasks and jobs that fat lazy white people refuse to do becuase it might be "icky" or "gross".\n\nTou Dont Give Hardworking American Citizens The Respect They Deserve ... these people get their hands dirty for low pay...and you think theyre bad people? HA! \n\n\nBecause YOU Are A fat lazy white person That refuses to  perform tasks and jobs becuase it might be "icky"or "gross".\n\nDont Speak For The Other Hardworking Citizens\n\n@$$HOLE
429695
hell yes! i mean come on.. any guy willing to take it off except for a santa hat has to be given props for it... and hes hot making it better
832019
NO! That's really bad..I'd do my nut if that happened to me!
295385
hmph you think licking is bad?...you should see me! I have to worship two feet (my wives), and they are not even pretty!!
710015
GOD!!!\nBlacks can work like anyone else!!\nthey can certainly complain the most....so why not use that negative energy and get a job and stop whinning!!
1007998
I am very fortunate.  Not only do I like my job I also like my boss!  Great guy, fantastic to work for, treats me like a million bucks.  Loved my boss before him, worked for him for 14 fun-filled years...\n\nI'm probably going to be in the minority on this topic.
489684
Get someone esle to do the damn dirty work for you!
939480
Guy sounds like a nut job.
920483
Work hard and suck a lot of butt
841517
I don't know about you but in my case it's my co-worker who I totally wana fuck really bad. That's about the only reason I like going to work everyday. Is that bad, lol?
733475
That almost got me in trouble laughing so loud at work!!! Tisk tisk. Lol. Nice!