can u spotneously combust if u hold in ur farts?
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lmao  prolly not, but you might kill the dogs if they sleep in your room with the door closed
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Because women aren't supposed to fart, so we think. It's not feminine. But...\n\nyou answered my question about salicylic acid and it was great really--I think you solved what was going on there. But since you say you are smart in the chemistry field, can you tell me what I can do to make the burn go away? I cried my head off about it all ths morning. Please, I'll post another question so you can answer there if you can. I would VERY MUCH appreciate it.
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Since you are a girl like me I'll say this..your almost perfect, so how could your farts actually stink as bad as others...turds break in a point due to a tight butt, and corn is magic...its always a solid even after you chew it...and even though you do crap, we are simply too perfect to ever have a smear.
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if you fart continuously for 8 years, you can create energy enough to make an atomic bomb. So if everybody farted, it would be like a few atomic bombs exploding.
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Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
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Yes.  The methane and hydrogen, the main ingredients, are flamable.  The perfect circumstances?  That's a tough one.  Perhaps if you were a bit stoned so that it would be humorous?
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Neither will help! To light your farts, the gas coming out of your backside needs to be a lot and have the right balance between methane, oxygen.\nBut I wouldn't do that. I heard that a group of guys did that and burnt their butts. Their butt caught on fire.
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Minty fresh gas attacks!
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to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
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no. my farts are powerful enough to smell them without putting my a.ss in my face.
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easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
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it could cause brain farts
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You're doomed I tell you, doomed. But don't let any of them fool you they all fart and some more than others and most know how to simply fluff. No the ones that don't they hold it in and when they get home and take their panties off they fly around the room. These you want to avoid.
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Generally guys fart more than girls. I heard that this is due to the fact that girls can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure!! \n\nOk.... maybe its also that we have more  ladies than gentlemen, but as a general rule, gas trapped  in the body can come out as a fart or a burp depending on where it is at that moment, and it is not only methane. Sometimes whem you swallow your food or drink with a lot of air, you also get good old air in your tummy, and that can result in burps or farts.\n\nExact quantum would depend on the size of the body. Imagine that a skinny 90pounder would store less gas than a 250pound person.
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hahaha rofl well i think the fart/scent particles move with it.  Like a stink trail on a skunk's a** in these cartoons.  So it will smell where you are coming from and where you are going
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You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
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yes because years of releasing monstrous dumps loosens up the anus which allows air from the intestines to slip out ...I say bend grandma over her walker and give her an enema she wont forget..do the scientific experiment and be sure to let us know the outcome and how it felt of have gas released on your penis.! Thanks.