MEN:  Have you ever tied or attempted to tied your penis in a knot, making a "penis knot"?
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Tried only, but I kept getting hard.
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1) Yes I have tried it & love it.\n2) It's pretty hard to bring this up with a new partner, it's a delicate subject, have to gauge their mood. My current guy, I tied him up first, then he could better understand the appeal & why I wanted to be tied up.\n3) I've explored a lot of things, my bi-curious side, my submissive side. I'm open to new ideas with the right person.\n4) He's not as open as I am, but we're exploring together.\n5) On some things you have to take the initiative, or you'll be waiting forever. Life's too short, carpe diem & all that.
576889
damn dude, are you holding your crotch when you do this?
546663
Only if that penis can give you collagen injections..
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Here's some for ya:\n\n  A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. \nWhen she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?'' \n\nShe looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''\n \n\n  One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.\nEach of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.” \n\nCheer's
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Maybe you could tie your penis to a doorknob and then have a friend slowly shut the door until you feel your penis has been stretched to a satisfactory length.
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my wife and i....i make my own stuff with steel and chains...start by just tying her or you to the bed or chair...and go from there....or go to a fetish night at a club to see how they do it....ps...dress in black if you go
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Most men would use something called a penis.  Got one?  Good.  That's the easy part.\n\nNow all you need is a beautiful girl.  That's the hard part.  And if you are asking us for help, it is going to be almost impossible.
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I use an improved clinch-knot.
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I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
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No.  Not ever. Nada.  Not a one. If there was all the men in the world would be walking with their penises dragging on the ground.
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Very carefully.  I pinned one on a guy one time and stuck him, he had blood all over his shirt.
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Have fun! Knock yourself out!  I always told my fiancee that if I ever caught him doing it, first don't stretch out my stuff and second, don't expect me not to laugh (he would NOT look good in female things, a bit too hairy hehehe).
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Maybe you mean the "Gordian Knot"
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The one that I always use is the 'Clinch knot' - I've never had it come undone. It may look time consuming at first, but the wrap arounds are done easily enough by gripping one end, and rolling your fingers on your swivel. \n\nTry these illustrations:\n\nhttp://www.killroys.com/knots/clinch.htm\nhttp://www.go4bass.com/clinch.html
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If it is, I have been wrong for awhile. I always thought a way to a man's heart was through his balls! LOL~
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I didn't do it... but my friend had to urinate. So he took off his pants and urinated.\n\nALL OVER THE CARPET.\n\nI made his *ss clean it up the next morning.