Jesus vs Satan in a boxing match. Would they fight at Madison square garden? What odds would you give Jesus?
338263
I'm picturing more of a street brawl, west side story style, maybe with switchblades and tied together at the wrist.  No bets.
1048740
What would Jesus say......
237572
Oh Lord -if there is a lord- please smite this unholy jezebel.\nSend her to the darkest pit in hell -if there is a hell- where she will be forced to share a room with AH and Trask.\n\nEdit: AH is yahoo's very own self-appointed "prophetess". But I see that she has just changed her nickname.
616893
jesus deserved to di3!! if i was around back then i woulda f*ckin killed him myself the dirty jewish b*stard. and i would laughed and pointed while he was hangin there on the cross and i would threw stones and p00p at him and whipped him until he finally d!ed.
49252
Yes it is although he seems to need Jesus in his life. Does he live in a rural town? I don't think something like this would happen in a place like New York City but I could see this happening in a place in the Carolinas or Texas. It depends on the state's laws. Check with an attorney.
80052
It has been said that Jesus could OMGWTFBBQPWN anyone except the Silver Surfer.  Oh, and apparently, he couldn't PWN the Jews.
385053
That would be a yes. Gotta have Jesus, or ya goin to hell.
929913
An argument could be made -- a yin yang comparison.  Even from a more traditional Judaeo-Christian perspective, since god is omnipresent, couldn't he be both god and satan?  A method of introducing free will, perhaps.
148616
Heh. If he does, all the Christians are screwed. :) Glad I don't follow Christianity. Satan doesn't exist to me.
1057144
You are such a lying stinking blowfly you made up this whole story just to make fun of the Jesus mooks here and see what kind of mush they would write. It is pretty funny though. If they would believe that from an insect like you I wonder what a swine like me could get away with. Maybe I'll auction the true cross on Ebay.
849250
Under what conditions could you possibly think or imagine it vaguely necessary to do such a hideous thing? What would be the point of invading someone's holy place, a place where people's focus is on peace?\n\nI know there are questions that sometimes appear funny when you type them up but what on earth posessed you with this one?.. Tell me, if every Satanist in the world invaded America, do you think it would be any different? - See... that I'm sure got your blood boiling. Surely you have better questions to think up. I am not muslim myself, but I think a little envelope bomb would be in order right about now ... Ring... there's your doorbell baby!
895968
The Beast appears as a satanic version of Christ. We have to be careful what we are looking for because the Jews missed Jesus when he came because they were waiting for a worldly warrior, not the suffering servant lamb that takes away the sins of the world.The Beast could be a literal man like many think or a messenger of GOD like Muhammad or anyone or anything else that resembles Jesus Christ. So watch and pray. We will see soon enough.\nMay GOD richly bless you.
472670
It is my understanding that they believe that satan & Jesus are half brothers, or something close.  I too would like to know where they get this idea.\nWhere do they get this idea????
79818
Maybe you should listen to them, rather than make guesses about how to answer them.\n\nJesus was supposedly born to a virgin- don't you know that that cannot be true?  Jesus is supposed to return in the second coming, raise the dead, and take the faithful straight to heaven.  What person using their god-given brain can believe that fairytale?  The bible is filled with advice such as for men to abandon their families and follow Jesus (family values?!?), another place Jesus publically denies his own mother.  Nice guy.\n\nMaybe YOU should reconsider the brand of snake oil you are pushing.  Perhaps it is time for the TRUTH!
1130868
What difference did it make when Jesus came the first time? The world continued pretty much on its own way, so why should the second coming make any difference? Anyway, he said he would return quickly (within the lifetime of people who actually met him). If someone told me that they were going to come back and meet me 'very soon' and I didn't see them again for centuries I'd pretty much give up hope of them keeping their promise.
648952
Imagine if Mary never opened the tomb.\n\nWe would stand outside the tomb today, and argue with EQUAL PROBABILITY whether or not God exists.\n\nNow THAT would be a religious debate worth having.
543459
I think that someone is having a religious confliction; don't worry, me too.\n\nIf Satan were the good guy, I would go follow Satan, if I believed what he was preaching to me.  If I didn't believe it than I would follow what I do believe.