Do you have any good SMS jokes?
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Yes I have about 300 FUN SMS messages stored on my mobile\n\nBut it would take so much time to type them all here\n\nHere is one---\nOne day\nall people of\nthe Earth\nwent to God\nand asked Him\nwho is the\nSWEETEST person\non Earth\n\nThey all \ncame back\nwith a\nNew Question\n\nWHO IS anuragnayyar_89 ??\n\n\nHere is another---\nBring your phone here *_*\nClose your eyes\n\n<>Come closer<>\n**more closer**\n\nahh...lovely cheeks!\naah...Good...Come...\n\nDISHUM*"$£!^*()***\n\n\nThird and last---\nHamari achhai ka kitna fayda uthate ho\nEk SMS bhej kar 5 free pate ho\nHamare dil par kyun zulm dhate ho\nHamara msg forward kar\nDoosron ko pataa te ho?
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laugh out loud,used to end a sentenace,ease out situations.\nORIGION :sms lingo
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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Instantly send SMS to anyone in the world:\n\nhttp://www.sms.ac
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Make a joke about it and laugh it off--
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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here's a good one that isn't too short. \n\nA blonde and a brunette are watching the news, where a man is going to jump off a building. The brunette says "I betcha 10 euro that he'll jump". The blonde says "I betcha 10 euro that he won't". So they accept. \nThen the man jumps. The blonde starts to give the brunette the money when the brunette says "I can't take your money, i saw this on the 5 'o' clock news already". The blonde says "Yeah, I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd jump again"!!
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Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
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LOL.  LOL.  LOL.\n\nKudos for a Good One!\n\nThanks for the laughs, and have a great evening.
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Oh sh*t, you've got some good ones.  Thanks!  You're a 10 in the joke department.
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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i like your jokes, your funny!!
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Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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*News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 was caught playin football, 1 was caught watchin tv and 1 was caught readin this sms.\n*I miss you and I want to be with you but this stupid secruity guard want let me in the zoo without a ticket.\n*A boy and his girlfriend are watchin a movie in a theatre, a mosquito enters into the girls skirts and gues where it bites.....guess in the boys hand.\n*God made whiskey god made pepsi god made me so damn sexy. God made rivers god made lakes god made you well everybody can stand to make one mistake.\n*A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness, a *friend* like me is a sign of "your damn good choice\n*Wakey, wakey, rise n shine out of bed into mines Ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!\nIf you like these and want more contact me and let me know.
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Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some\n\nYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n\nYo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton\n\n\nHope u like them