Toilet seat assistance in row number one, thank you!?
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Riding the Bus with My Sister
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After this question, the toilet is where I will go to answer this.
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I do agree that the bathroom looks a little nicer with the seat and the lid closed, but is it really that big of a deal? And for the people that say they have fallen into the toilet because the seat was left up...what the hell are you doing backing into the bathroom? Can you not see that it's up when you go in there? It only takes a second to put the damn thing back down..big deal. My ex-husband and my current boyfriend did both. Sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down. It's not an issue in my house.
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I think that that stands for Floor General Admission- that means that you don't have a specific seat.  All people who have tickets for that area just sit where they want/ first come first serve.  Maybe it is standing only, but they usually have seats on the floor.  Happy birthday!
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thats what the toilet is for!
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Maybe they put toilet tissue on the seat before they do their business
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flush toilet.... I did not come up with this one. Recently, I went to a campus performance of stand up comedian Bengt Washburn and he did a whole piece on how often this awesome invention gets overlooked in our lives.
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Try this:\n\nhttp://www.greatseats.com/seating_chart_display.asp?loc_id=250006&offset=-1
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I actually heard that if you cannot fit into one seat, you MUST pay for two. They even come and check and make sure you can fit into one seat. \nThis is true.
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Good question!\n\nYou flush a second time and with more tissue in hand, as the water is flushed out, quickly wipe the edge of the bowl.  You only have seconds to do this before water flows into the bowl again.\n\nAnother solution that works well.  Before passing a stool, lay a long strip of toilet paper down the inside of the toilet bowl.  The stool will drop on the toilet paper and be swished away with the first flush.
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YES!  I grew up with 8 brothers!  When I got married my husband always forgot to put the seat down.  One morning when he went for his "daily" dump there was no toliet seat!  Cured him fast!
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I AM POINTING RIGHT NOW- is this one okay!
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Well, politely excuse yourself and find a nearest restroom.  Even if it is a public bathroom, its ok.  Bowel movements are an everyday part of life!  If it is at another person's house there are two things you can do: \n\na)if you know the person well either go ahead and use their toilet. \n\nor B) If you know them well and are close but you're still unsure.  Pull the friend/host over and quietly mention your problem and ask if there is an alternate bathroom you could use.  I have irritable bowel syndrom and I know quite well how it feels to be in (shall we say) precarious situations like that.
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According to my House Manger at the Dury Lane Theatre at Water Tower Place in Chicago, "This is to stop the confusion between I and 1,  Just think are you siting is seat 1 in row I or is that seat 11."  Seems to make sense to me.
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Tell her to use a toilet paper tail to lunch, as if it  got stuck there after going to the bathroom
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Just about all will let you reserve a seat. Seats with extra legroom are usually in business or first class.
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Clean the bathroom!  :)