Who here has received a dumpkin?
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Just when I think I've heard it all...  wow, well, whatever turns ya on.  But I think I'll take a pass on my 'try anything twice' motto on this one.
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After I graduated from high school, I moved to Florida to help my great-grandma who was quite ill.  Between my minimum wage job and her medications, we were dirt poor.  Presents were completely out of the question--even a traditional turkey dinner seemed out of our reach.\n\nAbout a week before Christmas, we received an unsigned Christmas card from Washington with $200 inside.  Neither of us knew anyone in Washington, and we didn't recognize the handwriting on the envelope.  We ended up having a lovely Christmas meal after all, and even a few gifts "under" the table top tree.  We were astonished and so touched that some mysterious benefactor had thought of us.  Grandma died the following March, and I was happy that the last Christmas of her long life was a good one.\n\nTo this day I have no clue who sent us that card, or why.  I'm still grateful, though, and I think of him/her/them every year.
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OH MY GOSH YES SIR I DO!!  Depending on the mood I am in I either play along, so far as to sound eager and very willing!! or, I will suggest that they use the money to educate the people that work for them!! Most of the emails I have received, the spelling has been horrendous, or not that I can really talk, their grammar and punctuation is lacking!!  Then their are the days where I just check the box, and hit the spam button!!  What I wonder is, do they just mail them out to all of us?, or do they "hmmmm, this persons name is Sue Smith, I bet she would love to be involved in an illegal scam!! Let's give her a shout!"  Have a great day all!
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I had some live jam in my fridge, all covered in grey-green fuzz. \nI threw it away before someone got the chance to accidentally ingest it.
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LMAO!  I hope I was handed an original.  Have you ever seen anybody who looks like me?
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that's a gr8 one. i really enjoyed it. hope u send some more. \nur cool!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthis is the way i keep an old fart busy for 14 seconds.\nbye! \nit was a joke!
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so far i've got two.  one from a gal who got pissed because i yelled at her for putting her homework on Answers.  the other was because i called someone a moron.\n\ni feel like i'm about to get more---just had heated words with a 'muslim' who didn't appreciate my take on 'islam-the religion of peace'.  he thinks i got all my info from 'biased news services' when i really got it from reading that dopey book, the koran.\n\nUPDATE!!!!! yes, i did get a third.  'ahmed' got Yahoo to pull another one of my answers.  what a moron.
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are they taking a huge dump?
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Somebody Let you have it a couple of minutes ago. They said by the look of your face, it's not working. Don't take no trash from trash. You hear me girlfriend.
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This is kind of cheesy, but about three years ago, my fiance gave me this hideously ugly stuffed penguin that he won for me at on the boardwalk. It was missing one eye, there was a huge hole in the back, it was filled with that stuffing that feels more like cement than fluff.  Just one awful looking penguin. At the time, I just plastered on one huge fake smile and said, "Oh, thanks," like I was in love with the thing. \n\nMy fiance was killed by a drunk driver about six months later. Now, whenever someone sees the penguin (which is on my bed) and tell me how ugly it is - I get really angry. It's not their fault - the thing *is* ugly, but it is far too meaningful to me. Now, I absolutely can't imagine my life without it.
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lol\nviolation notice...\ni want to return it to the one who reported me though....\nalso, i forgot, i recieved a perverted email from an indian guy this morning,i was really pissed. n it ruind my morning...but i didn't reply or anything....i just let it passd
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Dude!, next time keep your spam on your plate, I hope you didn't eat your spam after you picked it up!\n\nGood luck!
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Yeah! I still haven't received mine.
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Just bought a Benelli Shotgun.  \n\nReally I'm getting anti-biotic hand cleanser, stocking up on food.  Not to worried about it though
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ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
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yeah, i bet he is on yahoo answers, u should receive the package soon!
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i got a peanut butter mealt-away egg..\n\nim wondering about the guy who answered you thats straight above me though.. i'd be willing to bet he had a bit to much of grandpa's cough syrup... LOL