"Where there's a will there's a dead person" What's your favourite saying?
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"Where there's a will, I wanna be in it."\n"Mess with me, and you mess with the whole trailer park."\n"I've got renal glaucoma, I can't see my @$$ coming in to work today."
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Ernie, where did you *dig* this one up? Thinking minds want to know!\n--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
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A personal favorite is, "Poppies... poppies will put them to sleep... sleep... sleep..."  ha ha ha  And, obviously, "There's no place like home" - classic!
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my fav quote is "Life is like a box of choclates.. you'll never know what u gonna get" from "Robert Zemicks" film "Forrest Gump"
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"Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now"\n\nThat's that best quote because it's so damn true and funny.
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Did you ever think when a hearse goes by,\nThat you may be the next to die?\n\nThey take you out to the family plot,\nAnd there you wither, decay and rot.\n\nThey wrap you up in a bloody sheet,\nAnd then they bury you six-feet deep.\n\nAnd all goes well for a week or two,\nAnd then things start to happen to you.\n\nThe worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,\nThe ants play pinochle on your snout!\n\nOne of the worms that's not so shy,\nCrawls in one ear and out one eye.\n\nThey call their friends and their friends' friends too,\nThey'll make a horrid mess of you!\n\nAnd then your blood turns yellow-green,\nAnd oozes out like whipping cream. [Spoken] Darn, me without a spoon!\n\nYour eyes fall in, your teeth fall out,\nYour liver turns to sauerkraut.\n\nSo never laugh when a hearse goes by,\nFor you may be the next to die.
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"Never does one feel oneself so utterly helpless as in trying to speak comfort for great bereavement. I will not try it. Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother."\n\nAuthor: Jane Welsh Carlyle\nSource: None\n\nhttp://www.worldofquotes.com/topic/Death-_-Immortality/2/index.html
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I have two favourites.\n\n1.  "God don't make mistakes.  That's how He got to be God."\n\n2.  "I ain't got nothin' against mankind.  It's people I can't stand."
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Death works. \nMy friend Bibble died, and when the landlord found his body three weeks later there was hardly anything left of him.
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Nice one.  My favorite one like this is :\n\nIgnorance is bliss.
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LOL! Good one! Here's one for you:\n\n'Love thy neighbour... but don't get caught!'\n\n:o)
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Haha, here's a few for ye take your pick:\n\n"As you slide down the banister of life may the splinters never point in the wrong direction"\n\nMay you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.\n \nWe drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of a hundred year old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow.\n\nMay you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.\n\nIt is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow\nthan to spend tonight like there's no money!\n\nMay you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!\n\nMay you have the hindsight to know where you've been,\nThe foresight to know where you are going,\nAnd the insight to know when you have gone too far.\n\nMay the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past\n\nWherever you go and whatever you do,\nMay the luck of the Irish be there with you\n\nMay you have all the happiness\nand luck that life can hold—\nAnd at the end of all your rainbows\nmay you find a pot of gold.
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Existentially speaking, at the moment of your death.\n\nWhich world did you mean?
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Mine is either "Let it be" or "If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit!"
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Now this is my all-time favorite quote:\n\nDon't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.
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"My Dark Desires"\n"If I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left." (Charles Manson from one of his very entertaining parole hearings)
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"Inspector, Inspector, where can I catch the No.10 Bus?"\n"In the small of your back unless you get off the road".