share some ur embarrasing moments on ur dates, or parties.. etc etc..?
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Last year,I went to my friends party to celebrate Christmas. She did invite all my friends and my crush,Deric.When we were playing Twister,Deic suddenly lost balance and fell on me.He then kissed me like three minutes and let go.People around me started to tease me,but thanks to him I got even embarrased.Not long after that day when school started,almost the whole school knows about what happened that day.When recess I slapped his face in front of my friends.Yup,that was really embarassing and I got busted by the school principal.
516871
when family remind me that i fell and farted along time ago.\n\ni act like i don't remember
78497
Gee, let me count the ways...\n\nHow about having batteries and birth control pills falling out of your carry-on while stuffing it into the overhead bin right into the lap of a good looking guy? (Luckily I was in Europe and hoped that they look so different there he didn't know what they were- the pills that is)\n\nHow about going to an amusement park with 2 guys and riding a water ride, then getting so soaked that my pad washed out all over my pants?\n\nOr my personal favorite- I was on my computer at work, and was waiting for my husband to pick me up.  I saw him out of the corner of my eye come up behind me, yep, same khaki pants- and I rubbed the inside of his thigh & said just a minute while I finished typing.  I turned around- IT WAS MY BOSS.  Yes, 10 years later and I still work there!\n\nDon't worry about making fun of me- I am just posting this to help some poor schmuck laugh at themselves more.  I certainly have learned to!
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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Yes I did.  It was both funny and embarrassing.  A friend of mine is a hypnotist and put on a small demonstration at a party.  I volunteered.  I "came out of it" suddenly finding myself in a shower fully clothed running water over my head singing to a rubber ducky.  This was in front of 10 people.\n\nI guess it could have been worse and he could have suggested I take my clothes off first!\n\nI was so embarrassed for weeks.
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your typing as if your still drunk!! Well you have mad a bad mistake and I hope you have learnt your lesson, you will have to make it up to your friend and your boyfriend and don't do it again
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Wound up changing the mood of a party (for the worse, mind you) when my fellow party-goers spent the night continually checking on me to make sure I wasn't DEAD. Apparently I could pass for it.\nThe absolute last time I came anywhere near drinking that many different types of alcohol.
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OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
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I actually feel really bad about this and can't believe I am saying this publicly...\n\nWhen I was in college I was dating a girl who went to a nearby Catholic college.  I was down to see her for a weekend and we couldnt get any "alone time" because her roommate was there the whole time.\nSunday night right before I left she took me down to the dormitory study/prayer room.  And right there on a desk we had sex; for anyone to walk right in and see us.  Her Resident manager was a Nun for shit's sake!\n\nJeez I cant believe I did that...
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The worst thing a guy ever did when i was on a date was to talk about his previous sex lives, and threesomes-talk about making me feel like crap. i was a virgin at the time as well, and he found out and told me i should wait till i was married! i got outta there fast after that!!!
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How about going to Busch Gardens, riding Roman Rapids, and having my pad wash blood out all over my pants!?  (didn't even think of that.) \n\nI triple dog dare anyone to come up with a better one.  And feel free to use my experience to make yourself feel better.  I can laugh at myself plenty enough not to mind.
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One was when I was at a train station, and I ran over to this couple saying "Hi!!  I haven't seen you for ages, I love you guys!!!" - and it turns out it wasn't the people I thought...  I didn't even know them.  Because I'd shouted, everyone on the platform had looked over and I just had to walk away really red-faced!\n\nThe most recent one was when me and my bf were in Mallorca on hols - we made friends with the hotal barman, and one night he just out and asked me "Are you pregnant?" - I was sooo embarrassed, I didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable, and I felt terrible, I was like "Erm, no, I'm not..."  It was awful.\n\nIt actually turned out that I did get pregnant on that holiday, but I didn't find out until we got back - so I rang the hotel after I found out and gave the poor guy the good news!!!  (Still, I would have only been about 2 days pregnant when he asked me!!  LOL\n\n;-)
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LOL!!! My bad experience was my first experience and I was traumatized after it and almost made it my last LOL!!\n\nA friend of mine set this date up. (she's lucky I still called her a friend after that) I was a lil greeny, just turned 18 just graduated. I did not really date in high school. I liked the guys, they liked me but I just did things in groups and  had a blast. ANYWAY...the guy called me, his name was MIKE..he sounded so cute. I asked my friend what he looked like. SHe said OH He's tall, he has a tan complexion, dark hair and glasses, brown eyes, he is really cute. OKay, I was picturing this muscle man with dark hair, good looking, wire frame glasses, tall, and someone that I would just melt for if I saw him. \n\nI was so nervous. \nWell....the next day was the big day. I was all ready to go and nervous...OH SHOOT!!! LOL! the guy comes walking up...about my height 5'3"...mousy brown hair and thick glasses, the goober was wearing a white shirt and tie, he was all dressed up, for gosh sakes we were just to a movie. I thank my luck stars it was a double date, because I wouldn't have survived the night and I would've had to kill him if he touched me. I opened the door, my father is standing their, I am tucking my fathers sleeves signalling to him that I did not want to go. LOL! My mother was whispering just go, geez. NOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL!! THe guy hands me these half dead roses wrapped in green paper that he cut off of a rose bush and he said "I brought you some roses, I thought that it was something I was supposed to do" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!\nI felt totally weird with this guy. \nOkay...so we went to my friends house and picked them up, meanwhile I was leaning against the door , it was locked, but I was clutching onto the handle. \n\nOkay...we WERE supposed to go to a movie, we didn't...the goober had to show us where he worked, he thought that I would be impressed with the fact that he created and built things out of plastic, we spent 20 minutes watching a stupid machine make caps for wesson oil bottles. Then it was getting late, so we went to Red Lobster, instead of watching a movie (because Mike claimed that it was too late) we ended up going to his house and staying their until 2am watching this retarded video on old time inventions. \n\nHe commented on his messy house and he said well if I had a woman to cook for me and clean my house while I worked my house wouldn't look this way. I then said that I was tired and wanted to go home. I was so glad to get home. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! LOL! I relive those feelings whenver I tell the story, but I bust a gut. LOL!! That was 16 years ago. That was one of the traumantic moments in my life. LOL!!
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super glued my ex's d i c k to his thigh when he was passed out\n(he cheated i found out big mess)\nsorry David \nlol \nthere i even apologized not that he will see it
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i once had a glass of wine with a date and got so drunk that i accidently backhanded his glass at him and covered him in it...he just smiled and said "that is the hottest thing i have ever seen in my life"...which was good cuz i was ready to crawl under the table..lol\n\ni am obviously a light weight...
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be yourself........failing that make me laugh and shag me stupid
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When I had my emberessing moment I was in Washington DC with a school trip. In the hotel my friends and I started messing around and scaring another friend. When we scared her I started to laugh and I peed. It was so emberessing but funny because my friend found out because she wet her pants with my pee.