We've all seen "My Name is Earl." If you had a list of your own "mistakes," what would be the first one
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Well, maybe not everybody has seen "Earl". I do things everyday that make up for my evil early days, Just last night I saved a guy who was new in town an whole lotta hassle and set him up with a BEAUTIFUL asian surgical nurse! Pay it forward and in Earl fashion I always try to be ultra respectful to people in my past and not only make up for lost time, but right the wrongs I had committed. In the words of Toni Tony Tone, "it feels good".
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correct yours english first
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I did it in my pants after eating a can of sardines. \nDoes that count? Bad sardines, big business meeting, BIG mess! Big cleanup and coverup in the gas station.
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I'd walk in and announce, "Guess who I am? The correct answer will receive a prize. Hubby, open up your wallet and be prepared to pay the winner." Then I'd giggle and say, "Oops, I called him hubby and gave away a clue. My bad."
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I would probably change it to "Nobody".  That way, whenever anyone says "Nobody's Perfect", it would boost my self-esteem, or my ego, or both.
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i'd change my last name to schliklocklavich because it sounds cool. i mean, just say it, "schliklocklavich" it just rolls off the tounge.
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Have you seen the new T.V. show "My Name is Earl"?.. Do that.
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I think My Name is Earl is a refreshingly great comedy! I am not much for comedy shows, but this one is one that I never miss. I think it is such perfection with Jason Lee in the main role. I am not sure anyone else could have played it half as good as he does.\n\nI think that it is very original, which is becoming so rare these days. I am so happy that it is getting good ratings. I have laughed many many times with each episode.\n\nIt was the first new show of last year to officially get picked up for a full season, and then once again the first to get picked up for a second season.\n\nSeason 2 should start around September or so. It also is moving times. It will now be on at 8pm instead of 9pm on Thursday nights. Also, watch for season 1 to come out on DVD on September 26th.\n\nSome of the extra on the DVDs will include 8 episode commentaries, a Family Guy crossover remake of the episode "Bad Karma," bloopers, and deleted scenes.
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I would change so much! Id go back to the time i was 15 years old and would do so many things differently. Like getting involved with the wrong man and bein with him for nearly 7 yrs. I would have had the guts to end it with him at the 3 month stage but i was foolish. The biggest regret tho is fancying someone, not doin anythin about it and always wondering. And bungee jumping. I regret not doin that too!
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I would pick something that you have done in your life mistake or not, that has some how changed you for the better. People relate well with situations they are familiar with. Try something along those lines
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I would not change anything, even a bit. I know I have made too many mistakes but those mistakes have been great teachers to me. Those mistakes have made what I am now. But if I still have to choose (regarding to your question) I would have chosen to make those mistakes a lot earlier so I would have been successful a lot earlier too, than now. Have a nice day!
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BECAUSE OF YOUR CARELESSNESS.
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BABy\n\nand spell my name correctly.....it's not B'a'By
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Look at your mistakes and learn from them (DON'T DO THEM AGAIN!!!!)
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You should have said that in the first place.
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Earl - My name is Earl
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I would give myself the initial N.\nSo when I am spelling out my name for someone I could say "N, as in none." I think that would be funny!