What's the best thing I can do/say to break the ice and related to the single women in my office sexually?
348006
you said it in a nutshell, they joke about it.  Did I hear you say you want to be their joke?  Because if you think getting laid raises a woman's self esteem, you must still be in 8th grade.  Grow up and become a professional classy man and you might attract an independent, classy, professional woman.
635414
LMAO!!  ooh that is great stuff.\nheres what i'd do - make a joke out of it by smelling the guy next to you, tell heim he should really see somebody about that.  HA!  Then excuse yourself and let off some "steam" in the bathroom.\nhopefully your office can have a sense of humor about it!
113054
As you sit (or stand) in the choir, make a note of the people sitting next to your intended. Or note which members she seems most friendly with and if you have some kind of friendship with them also, ask them to intoduce you. Allow the mutual friend to set the tone - usually non-verbal clues will let the woman know that you "wanted" to be introduced. If the mutual friend is a church deacon or other high-profile and respected member of the congregation, the better. Chit-chat with her for a few moments (keep it neutral, religious topics are perfect within this context) and then split. Make the initial meeting brief, polite and respectful. You now have the perogative to say "Hi, Susan" each Sunday when you see her again - and you may even add "So, how are you doing?" and then perhaps get a little more personal (not forward) by asking if she enjoyed today's sermon or was there anything in particular that caught her attention during the service or even her opinion of the choir (heh, heh). Most successful relationships I know of began as friendships. Be friendly. Good luck and God bless.
29879
I used this one before, and it worked....\n\nJust grab a bunch of ice cubes before walking to your target, er, your chosen girl....\n\nDrop the ice in front of her, making sure she noticed, and then step on them, crunching them.\n\nAfter they're all crunched, simply say....\n\n\n\n"Hi, now that I've broken the ice, wanna (insert your objective here)?"\n\nThe objective can be to dance, to talk, to have sex, to go for a walk, to have a drink, whatever!
1057129
try your nearest library or bookstore if you like to read too, and just plainly start up a conversation that makes sense to the one person that grabs your attention. or similarly, wherever you like to hang out. That's what a guyd would do, and if you think that is courageous, pls, you are already a single mom, what could be more courageous already! think about it, you are strong woman and can do this on your own too if you had to, just be selective and go sensible about it. rejection is no big deal, not interested is no big deal, chance to make "just friends" a real plus, chance to find that good man, well hey, that's BINGO
798223
NO!!!! Don't wait.\n\nDon't let this turn into a party of 3+ because he doesn't know you want some alone time. Clarify this immediately. Otherwise somebody else might get invited, him thinking it's just lunch.\n\nSend him an email with "Sexual Harassment" in the subject line. In the body, tell him that it's a good thing for you that he's leaving the company so now YOU won't get into any trouble!\n\nThat will get his attention and let him know you're interested in a way that will bring a smile to his face. At lunch, tell him you want to give him a good-bye kiss for his leaving. Plant one on him that will make your intentions perfectly clear.\n\nMan, I should charge for this stuff...
664068
Be yourself and relax.Good manners are a plus\nwith most women,as is a sense of humor.
40992
Have you tried a sensual massage? \n\nPlan a romantic night dinner, candles Oh and slip her a note 1 week in advance to have her book the apppointment. \nDont tell her any thing just make sure she will be there. \n\nKeep slipping hints all week long. leave a rose on her desk at work and don't let her see you do it. \nSend her an Email greeting card with naughty idea's \nsend her a blindfold the day before dinner. \n\nthat day leave some oil in her purse with a note. \n"DON"T LOOSE ME YOUR GOING TO NEED THIS" \nThe little hints all week long should have her wet in anticapation. \n\nThat night greet her at the door with a glass of wine. dress up really nice. wear a apron for visual effect " AND TO HIDE YOUR HARDON" have her come into the house and relax. ask her how her day was. maybe have her sit down and while your talking gently rub her feet. \nafter about 15 to 20 min. excuse your self and serve dinner. make it romantic. \nAfter dinner have her go sit down and you go clean up the mess in the kitchen. then go prepare the bedroom. I suggest puting padding on the floor and ALOT of candles around the room but it's up to you. \nNEXT fill the tub with a nice warm bubble bath. try using her fav if possible, if not visit the store and ask a female clerk. just about any thing would work. \nonce the bath is set. go back into the Living room and collect your wife.\n(( first blindfold her)) Then slowly start removing her clothes. DON"t let her help you. take your time and caress her skin, as you remove an item of clothing explore the area with your hands, lips or even use the hair on your head. place gentle kisses on it. After about 30 Min of caressing her lead her into the bathroom. and help her enter the tub. Try to leave the blindfold on if possible. \nNext use a laufa sponge and gently clense her body. make sure you rub it every where. Work on the legs and feet especially. And on her back, but and scalp. Hopefully the water will stay warm for about 30 min. Spend 15 min. washing her down. then let her relax for the next 15 min. in the mean time warm up the OIL. and prepare the room for the massage. make sure the tempature is above 80 degree's for her comfort. OH and have wash clothe handy siting in cool water.  \nnow go back to the bathroom and collect your wife. dry her off and leave the blindfold in place. or replace it with a dry one. =) Gide her into the room, and have her lay face down. warm your hands up and place them on her back for a moment and just pause. count to 50 slowly and just focus on the though of relaxation. \n\nNOW place some warm oil in your hands gently spread the oil to cover her back. work slowly and gentle into the muscles. Do not put any pressure on her spine this only hurts instead work the muscles next to the spine. and along the shoulder blades. The move to the feet and work up the legs. \nas you reach the hips. gentle caress her eroginious zones, then move back down and slide up slowly again. once you have worked the leg work on the Butt area of that leg. \nbe careful with the oil. around her vagin* but feel free to touch her around the *nus. GENTLY at this point "LISTEN" to seee if she is comfortable or does not like this. DO NOT insert your finger into the *nus just rub around it. Now move back to the other leg and repeat the same sequence. \n\nonce finished have her roll over.\nRemove the blindfold and place the cool clothe on her eyes\nnow work from the legs up. once you reach the "Y" stop and work the other leg. then move to arms into the breast. and finish with the stomach. and vagin* \nAllow her an orgams now and once she is finished move to her head and give a scalp massage. this will allow her to calm down. \n\nAfter this see what happens. \n\nGL mate\nGod Bless
527109
It's probably better that she's out of the office, as office relationships can be a sticky situation.  Consider this your opportunity - go for it!  Call her up.  What are you waiting for???
1068036
Behave yourselvs at work and carry on with work as usual.  Romance out of the premises.  I did that and kept a secret for 2 years, people just thought we were friends.
456416
Well, I think the best way is to just start up conversations with them.  Its the man's job to ask the woman out so if he's not asking you out he's not really a man, or has no interest in you.  You could always drop a hint and give him your number after having a good conversation.  As for dating co-workers...I work in an environment where TONS of people are happily married and met at work.  In fact, it's more like a family atmosphere where a lot of people have the same last names.  2 mature adults are able to have a relationship regardless of where they work if they are still able to treat eachother with respect after breaking up.
59174
Start sleeping with married women, their husbands will naturally start to call you with work.  The more you bang the richer you get, the richer you get the more you bang.  (sounds like a winning business plan to me!!!)
571826
Come up with a REASON to talk to her. Maybe in a coffeeshop she's reading a book you liked. Maybe in a bar, she's really enjoying the music, and the band members are friends of yours. Maybe she's drinking a weird drink you also enjoy. Starting an actual conversation will always win you more points than just telling her she's beautiful. Either she's heard it a billion times already, or she'll think you're lying for some hurtful purpose. Possibly both. Oh, and whatever you do, this is seriously a problem- don't let the first words out of your mouth be "Hey lady- got kids?"
742096
Carefully.\n\nEnter in to some general conversation. Be polite and a gentleman. Try to identify what the two of you may have in common.\n\nThen, with a deep breath...smiles....ask her to join you for lunch.\nLunch is very safe. It is not really a Date..more like having Lunch.\nWe all have to eat.\n\nShould she not accept, no real feelings are hurt...and you save face.\n\nHint: By the time you have approached her, she has already made some observations about you. Women are very observant.\n\nHave a great time at Lunch.
177071
Dude, don't try getting a girl just on a pickup line. If you rely too much on them, you're not gonna know what to say next. However, just for the thought, I'd say the best thing to do is to catch her off guard. For instance, you walk up to a girl in a bar, sit right next to her, and totally ignore her for about 30 seconds. As the bartender for a drink or something and act as if she wasn't there and you were totally uninterested. Whether she asks you why you just put your rude little tooshie on that seat next to her or not, respond to either her silence or question with a smile and, "You look bored." As you can see, it's the "foreplay" beforehand that should really get her attention. My advice is to focus both on this aspect and getting that same wordplay with that first line on everything you say rather than just memorizing an endless list of pickup lines. Gonna be honest with you, from my experience, what girls want is a fun and exciting guy who's unpredictable. Using the same corny pickup lines from yester-year or just being plain boring with "how ya doin?" isn't gonna cut it.
3843
OK, FIRST YOU GOTTA GET SOME GAME...YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, SWEET TALK OR LIKE AN ADVERTISEMENT OF YOURSELF. DONT COME UP AND TALK ABOUT HOW HOT SHE LOOKS,JUST BE YOURSELF AND SAY HI AND HOW YOU JUST NOTICED HER AND WANTED TO GET TO KNOW HER AND MAYBE SEE A MOVIE SOMETIME OR SOMETHING. BUT DONT LAY IT ON TOO THICK CAUSE SHE'LL THINK YOUR COCKY!
365910
Be yourself. Don't be a s==thead when she gets home from works asking all kinds of questions about work. Don't be a total s==thead by getting all brooding and jealous when she has to work weekends and you end up staying home. \nTalk about your life, without embellishing facts. Treat her like a lady. Don't talk about her job unless SHE wants to talk about her job.\nMost of all, don't ask her if she has some friends that your boys could "hook up" with. If she does, she'll tell you.