Suppose the second coming of Christ ended up in a Planned Parenthood dumpster?
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Impossible. Christ is coming in the clouds and all will see Him like lightening that flashes from the east to the west.
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if Jesus had not given up his life there would be no everlasting life. we would have been destroyed a long time ago. with no resurrection and no chance to to live in Gods kingdom.
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Dear babeintheredbarn, please believe me on this...the Second Coming of CHRIST WILL OCCUR IN THIS GENERATION!!! LOOK at IRAN!--They WILL get a nuclear device sooner than most want to admit. They have a huge ace up their sleeve...OIL! And they want the city of Jerusalem under their control...however, so does a Catholic/German led Europe! So you see, THIS TIME IT IS FOR REAL!!! Iran WILL INVADE JERUSALEM and EUROPE will INVADE IRAN AND OVERWHELM JERUSALEM!!! Every prophecy in your Bible that was predicted CAME TO PASS! Persia,Greece,Rome...all came to power AS GOD SAID IT WOULD! The good news is CHRIST IS COMING TO PUT AN END TO SUFFERING FOR ALL TIME! Face the TRUTH!--either GOD IS REAL OR WE AS THE HUMAN RACE ARE DOOMED. This is not a cute game we are playing...90% of the prophecies in your Bible are for OUR TIME! Some may laugh and scoff--but when it REALLY HAPPENS, it will be TOO LATE to regret it then! But be of good courage. GOD WILL STOP THE MADNESS and usher in peace--REAL PEACE! And YOU my dear can be there to HELP!
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In my opinion (though I don't believe in god) I would think that the hypothetical god/jesus would much rather his creations learn to cope, then giving them all the answers. \nBy the time that "Jesus" arrived, people were already well aware of different medicines and ointments that would help them. Much of these medicines (combinations of herds and plants) were the organic versions of medicines we use today and therefor had (for the most part) been discovered. Nature generally provides us with what we need, all we need to do is discover what that is. \nIdealy, it would be nice to know the perfect solution to any illness and suffering, but knowing everything would make life much more boring. Not only that, if we tried to save everyone we'd end up, much like where we're heading, having no natural population control. \nPeople are meant to expire at different times of their life, it makes space for new life. \nThink of it as recycling, if we didn't then it would pile up and take up too much space, but recycling saves space and makes a new product.
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I definitely wouldn't run to the first guy claiming he was the reincarnation of Him. I've heard  that the anti-Christ will come and people will be fooled into worshiping him. I like to think I would KNOW the difference.
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Well...\nWe'd probably be all Jewish and still waiting for the Messiah.\n\nGoodluck!
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First, I wouldn't know it was the Antichrist.  We won't know that until he rises to power.  He probably won't even know until that time.\n\nSecond, IF I was pregnant with the Antichrist and IF I did know it (which would never happen), no, I would not abort.  The Antichrist will rise, and no one can stop that from happening.  God doesn't want it stopped, as far as I know.  Who am I to intervene in the affairs of God?  I have faith in Him that he knows what He is doing and will take care of me.
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You're probably right. Jesus said these thing would happen. Don't think it's right to speculate on when the end will come, after all, there are countries in the world where churches are burned down and Christians are killed for their beliefs, and these things have always happened. It's always felt like the end times to someone somewhere. As the Day approaches, satan knows he is running out of time so he steps up the pace. But read the end of the book, WE WIN! Keep the faith. Pray for your church.
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It would be the greatest thing that ever happened in respect to religion all that bullshit of creationism and religious intolerance will be washed away. For that matter all forms of control on this planet will be destroyed. It will happen. People cant deny this forever.
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That's exactly what will happen to the idiots who become suicide bombers. \n\nThey'll be condemned to be  surrounded by 72 sexy and provocative women who will remain virgins forever, and they'll be sexually frustrated forever. The only minor detail is that this won't happen in heaven, but in the Place Below!
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What would you expect from the ANTI-CHRIST.
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Well she wouldn't get much done since not very many people would believe she was the new messiah.  It's pretty hard to overthrow the antichrist if you don't have a strong army of followers backing you.
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You're the mother of the son of Darwin!?!  Holy hail be unto thee blessed virgin(?) mother of our savior.  Wait...Jim wouldn't sacrifice his son...Nevermind.  We're screwed.  Could Jim adopt a kid and crucify him, and have it count?
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It won't matter then. It will all be over but the crying if you are unprepared, and it will all be over but the rejoicing if you are prepared.\n\nWhen Jesus returns, life on planet earth will end---heaven and earth will pass away. Eternity awaits all with the resurrection of the just and the unjust.
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Morning after pill, second that motion.\nOh! Isn't this still considered an abortion by some extremist Christians?  Who cares about them?  \nThey are going to hell along with the rest of the extremist racist bigots.
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That depends on what the next two years brings.  The story isn't played out yet.\n\nYou know.... Jesus was crucified, dead, and buried.  Everyone thought it was over then...... but..... he rose again!\n\nSue
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YES.  Maybe for different reasons.\n\nThis is a cage for Christians.\n\nWe will be set free.\n\n.         :)\n\n.