So . . . easy riddle . . . why didn't  the skeleton cross the road?
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cuz he didn't have the guts
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The chicken was unaware that streets have long memories and short tempers.  Once you cross a street, it will bear a grudge for years and sooner or later it will get revenge for your act of faithlessness.  Never cross a street and expecially never double-cross one.
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Oh...whew! I thought this was another "Why did the chicken cross the road" question!!!
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This riddle is a hoax\n\nsee http://www.contestcen.com/gry.htm
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No, no no..\n\nThe chicken crossed the road because, the UN slapped sanctions on him, saying if he didn't cross the road, then he was no longer going to be able to eat. But when they discovered the chicken could fend for himself, they threatened air strikes over his farm..so, he decided to go ahead and cross the road.
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Q: why did billy fall off the bicycle?\nA: because billy was a loaf of bread.\n\nknock knock\nwhos there?\ninterrupting cow.\ninterrupti -moo- \n LOLS
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Flippin good joke ! \nNow we also know why the chicken crosses the road so often on answers....
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The point of the riddle is that perception controls reality, because nothing is assured until we perceive it. It should be modified to say, "If a tree falls in the forest and there are no people or recording devices present, can you have any clue as to the sound it made?" It is an answerless riddle by definition.
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Good joke.\nLittle sh1t has an answer for everything!
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it means theres a ghost...\nthe ghost is: skeleton eye...\nthats scary no one can see him.....\nhis invisible in the morning afternoon and night and midnights...\ndont worry you need to buy a spy glasses.....\nand a gun....\nto kill the skeleton eye....\nthe spy glasses is seeing by the invisible ghost and monsters...\nthe gun is powerful it is killing ghosts monsters vampires dragons and zombies.....\nthats alll performance.... or pray to jesus.....
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I don't get this riddle.
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If this is a clue from a cryptic crossword puzzle, do you have any letters?\n\nAlso, does it have to be ONE word or could it be several?
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Time to get a new fence.\n\n Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?\nTo hide in the strawberry batch/\n\nEver see an elephant in a strawberry patch?\nsee it works!!
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Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
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Did Section 32 hide the Truth? Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? Is Elvis Dead? Did we go to the Moon? Did visitors from another planet visit us at Roswell, NM in 1947?. A pint is a pound the world around. 1" = 1 mile and my finger is 4 inches. Left is Port. No, wait a minute port is a wine or was it as cheese. watch for falling rocks. set a good example for your little brother. Look both ways before crossing the street. If they come for you, you don't know me. Always wear clean underwear. Help me, I am very confused. What was the question again? I forgot.
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It simply means someone was killed there. Sometimes the number of crosses indicates how many people died. \n.--\nWell I'm wrong again. I've never seen these giant crosses.\nSmall crosses along the side of the road indicate a traffic death. I found your link though. Here you go.
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i guess you heard it wrong because the real riddle is: one person is digging a hole and says,"Wheres the shovel?" \nand a couple of seconds later he says, "yep sure does!" \nAnswer: The person is a 4 year old in a sandbox and he is talking to his invisible friend. He asks him where the shovel is and then he asks him if his foot hurts because he dropped a shovel on his toe. Pretty stupid, huh?