What is a good chain lube?
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White Lightning is a wax lubricant which I have found to work well.
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Get a bunch of rags and wipe down the entire bike, get as much of the dirt off as you can. For the drive train, get a citrus degreaser and spray down all the parts. Get a rag and scrub all the dirt off the chain, the cassette, and the chain rings. Also get the derailers. After everything is clean and dry lube all the moving parts with your favorite bicycle lube. Every once in a while its a good idea to take all the drive train components off the bike and give them a good solvent bath. It only takes a couple of tools and a little but a add years to your bikes life.
1144673
use  lubrication use  protection
770690
Sorry, you need a chain tool unless the chain is made be Sram. It isn't Sram unless it was already replaced.
533393
Try Oxi Clean. Works prety good for my hubby's grease stains.
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Olive oil might work.  It would be better to use one that is water soluble, vaseline can lead to problems because it is petroleum based.  It is better to keep KY or something like it stashed away.
876122
SOME LUBE  http://www.boybutterlubes.com/ lol
111373
k-y lubricating gel. its what all doctors use so you know its the best.
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go to any drug store/ 7-11 and buy some of the "black and gold"\n\nTrojan Magnums!!!!!  They are larger at the base and longer in the shaft.  \n\nThey're the only ones That my fiance will use
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carmex, it's amazing, you can get it from Boots (if you live in the UK) but vaseline is good too!
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Try a lubricant.  The wetness feels like the real thing.  Apart from that nothing else will even come close.
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at any automotive parts store....ask for a fan belt lubricant...in the meantime, use a bar of soap
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NO GREASE! NO MOTOR OIL! NO 3in1 OIL! NO WD-40!\n\nHere's what you do...\n\n1) CLEAN the chain with WD-40 and a shop rag. Keep dousing the chain until there is no more dirt- you may want to clean out the spaces in your rear cogs and crank at the same time;\n2) APPLY chain lubricant, I prefer Pedros. If you are going to be in wet or muddy places use the parrafin based stuff, or if you are staying on the road, teflon impregnated stuff is the best.\n\nRemember that the driveline, particularly the chain, is an open system and should have continuous maintenance to reduce wear and increase performance, and to always clean the chain before relubricating.\n\nRegarding WD-40, it was never really meant to be a lubricant. Instead it was meant for Water Displacement (hence the WD) and has been proven to be a good solution to free stuck and rusted things.
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Well based on personal experience, I think anusol. The others dry too fast and leave flaky residue in your underpants. Anusol is kind of greasy though, you may want to wear some sort of diaper to keep from staining your pants. Hope this helps!!
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try ester like-chloramphenicol
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Use a good lubricant. If you're using condoms, you have to use a water-based lubricant. If you're not using condoms, try baby oil or petroleum jelly.
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Simple Green (original dark green formula) will remove just about anything, but don't spray it into the headset, hubs, bottom bracket, or pedal spindles. \n\nSimple Green removes grease.  \n\nOf course, you may clean your gears and chain with it as long as you don't get it into the hub or bottom bracket (spray carefully).  Then you can use a brush and a garden hose (hose with no sprayer) to remove stuff. \n\nNext, you will need to re-lubricate your chain.  \nUse bike lube, motorcycle chain oil, or singer sewing machine oil.  Wipe it a lot with a dry paper towel after oiling.  Use the bike wax lubes on mountain bike chains, but use real oil (very thin oil) on city/road chains.  \n\nIn an emergency, you can use automatic transmission fluid on the chain, but never, never, use engine oil.  If you have made the engine oil mistake and now have dirt glued into your chain, use WD40 to remove the engine oil.  Use a mild detergent to remove the dangerous WD40 before it can rot your tires.  Next, Singer Sewing Machine oil will finish the job of getting the engine oil and all of the tiny little rocks out of the chain.  For a mountain bike in a dirty environment, clean the chain again next week and use a wax lube.    \n\nWD40 is also a fine cleaner, but it needs to be washed off immediately after use with some mild detergent (like Simple Green).  WD40 will also do the nasty trick of removing grease from your hubs, headset, and bottom bracket, so do be careful where exactly you spray it.  WD40 will rot tires unless it is washed off with a mild degreaser such as dishwashing detergent or Simple Green.  \n\nOrange based de-greasers can be used to make your whitewall tires shine like new again, get the rocks out of your chain, and clean your rims, but it also needs to be removed with a mild detergent immediately after use.  Unlike WD40, Orange oil/acid cleaners won't instantly rot tires.\n\nBlue Star, Blue Magic automotive aluminum wheel polish can remove rust, stains, and corrosion from your metal parts.  It also adds a silicone coating to help prevent future rust.  It works as well on your tea set as your bike spokes.  It also turns ugly Tektro brakes and Kalloy stems into a showpiece.