Why do sheep like people put those stupid yellow magnetic ribbons on the backs of their cars?
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I wish I had been the guy who thought of these magnetic stickers that all the right-wing types are putting on their SUVs. What a genius!.\n\n\nBut how do they "support the troops" exactly? Does any of the money from their sale go to any military support organization? Unless you buy them from the VFW, probably not.\n\n\nWhere were these "support the troops" people when Bush and the Rupublicans in Congress were voting to cut "Imminent danger" pay from $225 per month to $150 per month and family separation allowance–which goes to help military families pay rent, child care or other expenses while soldiers are away–from $250 to $150 a month.\n\n\nI'm a big fan of capitalism, so I certainly don't begrudge anyone making a buck off the herd mentality of the American people. But I'm certainly not going to contribute my own money toward this type of display.
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I laugh at them now, but I was one of them 18 years ago, lol.\n\nby the way, a 'hooptie' is a junky car.  Listen to sir mix-alot, he will explain it.\n\n-----\n\nwhy is it I am picturing you like this:   80 years old,standing on the curb, raising your fist and shaking it, saying, "damn teanagers!"?
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They want you to stick their cheesy, free magnet on your fridge so that they can essentially advertise their biz to you for years to come, in the comfort of your own kitchen.\n\nThey likely never even considered what else the magnets might do.
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BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS !!
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OMG...that is such a waste, it makes me sick to my stomach.\n\nRich people and their copyright laws...sheesh....guess they need one more gold-plated hummer for their garage.
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because they wannnaa riddee in themmmmm bmw lexus annnnd eclipssesss maannnnn....shoot they tryna ride big too
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They're like the wings on a '52 Studebaker. They serve no purpose but they sure look cool.
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They're the left-overs from injection molding.\n\nThey use lots of tiny tubes that they inject moulten rubber into the tire mold. The little dinguses are the leftover excess rubber from the injection process.\n\nOr else, they're tiny antennas for extra-terestrial communications.
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haha I'm Dave, and they are fools.\nThey are supersticious and crazy kinda.\nWell they are just being paranoyd and fools.\nIt's to warn us that we must stop doing bad things because the world might end soon.
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Good little sheep. No, it seems we go to "Hell" for using our brains. At least that's what they tell me!
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I think they forget that their windows aren't tinted.  Doncha just love sitting at a long light and your only entertainment is that person next to you digging out that buried treasure and trying to figure out what to do with it?  Have ya ever seen 'em stare at it almost lovingly like it is a long lost relative?
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They don't want their cars to smell so they stink up the rest of the world and light it on fire. Now if that isn't the definition of a thoughtless jerk, I don't know what is.\n\nIt's a practice I hate. I live on a main road and pick up about 2-3 packs worth a week from my front yard. As to this creating employment, that's idiotic. If it did, I wouldn't still be hunting for a job.\n\nI've also seen fires that start from tossed cigarettes. One burned several acres and damaged a house. If they'd caught that smoker he'd have gotten jail time for arson.
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Mostly they use magnetic fields.
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They are stuck in the past and their parents continue the hatrid because it gets past from generation to generation.\n\nNext answer, there are companies making money off of people who are stuck with this attitude. If I could sell people flags, banners, stickers, etc. just to make money, without hurting anybody. I would. \n\nThere is a sucker born all the time and I'm not just referring to people from the South.\n\nI have been down South and met some of the friendliest people I have ever known. I would love to eventually move to a southern state.
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Hi, You forgot to mention they are always on their cell phones and they drive like they own the world.  How many times have you had them ride your bumper?  They are terrible drivers, or maybe they think the road is only for them.  No, I don't want to be like them or drive what they drive.
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They do that to keep the engine from overheating while it is sitting there idylling. They not only do it in Florida but a lot of other states as well.
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Looking at the other answers, I think the only thing that makes sense to me, is that it becomes a distraction from life around them... like driving, lol