Does anyone think they can beat chuck norris?
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I once looked at Chuck Norris and I ended up beating myself up.
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Well, will somebody tell me who is Chuck Norris??
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I don't want to see him beat Forrest Griffin as much as I really want to see him beat the crap out of Tito (again).  I don't think Forrest would stand a chance for 2 seconds in the ring with Chuck, honestly.  Forrest has a weak chin.
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obviously chuck norris, he has much more martial arts and physical combat training (since he often trained with bruce lee) and is the 6-time World Karate Champion, also a karate teacher, and has founded two of his own martial arts styles: Chun Kuk Do ("the Universal Way") and American Tang Soo Do. There is so much more than this too.
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-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n\n-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.\n\n-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and\nbuffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.\n\n-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction\nwas finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker\nevery second Wednesday of the month.\n\n-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer\namazement.\n\n-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.\n\n-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.\n\n-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7\ndifferent kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.\n\n-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\n\n-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits\n\n-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"\n\n-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.\n\n-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".\n\n-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.\n\n-When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please
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Obviously, Chuck Norris would wipe the walls with anybody...even Bruce Lee!
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chuck norris + roundhouse kick = GOD
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no, norris was the king of non contact karate for like 7 years.\n\nthey fought only once in a bruce lee move where chuck did like a million round house kicks, but still ended up losing.\n\neven if they were to 'fight' it's so easy to break a knee cap or cause similar serious harm. both of them were worth their salt in their day and wouldnt have risked getting hurt.\n\n\nhttp://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=all
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Chuck Norris has been around forever, the recent hype surrounding him has been started on the conan o'brien show, who used to show clips from walker texas ranger at the end of the show as a joke, and now its been almost a year of a long standing joke, and as we all know the are tons of chuck norris jokes making him cooler than he really is. So yea thats where it started
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he doesn't chuck was the man in his time and now it's jackies time where did you get your info\n) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the\n\nprobability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.\n\n2) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.\n\n3) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't\n\nyou know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured\n\nthis man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever\n\nsaw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.\n\n4) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.\n\n5) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and\n\nincludes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck\n\nNorris has not had To pay taxes ever.\n\n6) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck\n\nNorris.\n\n7) Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is\n\nafraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.\n\n8) As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away\n\nin the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to\n\nthe1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in\n\nprofessional football history.\n\n9) A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for\n\nhandicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot\n\nbelongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park\n\nthere.\n\n10) Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't\n\nthe best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as\n\nthe worst mistake anyone has ever made.\n\n11) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.\n\n12) At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse\nkick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris\nChuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.\n\nChuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. \n\nChuck Norris can cut onions without crying.\n\nChuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.\n\nIf you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.\n\nChuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. \n\nChuck Norris can believe it's not butter.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with\ncranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."\n\nWe once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can do whatever Chuck Norris wants to do\nHe's Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
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Bruce Lee. Anyone who can kill Chuck Norris will win any fight.
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Chuck Norris knows. He knows everything.
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That is not true because of:\n\nChuck Norris fast #142. Chuck Norris will not die - the Grim Reaper is too afraid of Chuck to collect his soul.
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You can apprentice yourself to Chuck Norris but don't plan on living through it unless you can slip him enough animal tranquilizers every morning to kill 5 elephants. That should slow his awesome speed down to normal human parameters.
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man, that sucks!  i was jst joking with somebody about chuck norris ... here, read some of these and you will definitely be doing better.. knowing he's protecting you and all...