Have you ever had a wild animal crawl into your sleeping bag ?
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i was camping in hawaii (in a tent)\nand i had more than one cockroach crawl into my sleeping bag\nluckily they don't bite.\nnot a furry animal but entertaining anyways
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I've seen beavers run across the ground, but I'd call it more of a hurried waddle.  I'd put them in the opossum speed category.  No way in the world could a beaver outrun a wolf anywhere except underwater.
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If you really had one, I'm sure you'd be malled to death by now.  There are laws regarding exotic pets, and a sasquatch is certainly exotic!!  What do you call a procrastinating sasquatch?  A not Yeti!!  I'd hate to clean the litter box!
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My uncle was building a beach house on the Oregon Coast and I decided to drive up to see it with him so he could show me his progress.\n\nWe got there really late at night because of traffic, me, my uncle and his dog.  As soon as we got there his dog, Bailey, started acting really strangely.  She seemed very agitated and she started growling and the hair on her back was up.  At first we thought someone had broken in the property, but when we went inside it was completely empty.  The dog followed us into the house.\nMy uncle checked the house to make sure it was all locked up and no one had entered it which would explain the dog's strange behavior.  The house was nearly done, but it was empty of all furniture...so we turned on the lights and he started showing me around the place.\n\nWhen we got to the dining room, the dog (which was with us the whole time) began whimpering and growling all at the same time. \nHave you ever seen those cartoons where the dog is standing with a paw in the air, the tail stick straight, ready to go hunting?\nThat's sort of Bailey looked like.  She stood very stiff, looking at an empty wall in the dining room, the hair on her back was up but her eyes were moving, following something that neither I nor my uncle could see.  \nWhatever she was seeing seemeed to be going around the room, like in a acircle and she just followed it with its eyes, growling the whole time until "it" (whatever it was got really close to my uncle.  Than Bailey pounced on it...except to us it was thin air.  She literally jumped through the air and crashed against the wall.  She got up sort of dazed and looked around but whatever it was she had felt or "seen" was gone.  \n\nIt was the weidest and freakiest experience I have ever experienced.  Even though I din't see anything...\n\nThe dog was just acting so weird...like there really was something in there with us.  Whatever it was, she didn't like it.
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Yes, I live right in the middle of Denver and there are several wild foxes that I see regularly. They use the sewers to get around - I've seen them go down into them. I can't imagine that they live in there, but then, I can't imagine where else they're living, either. In someones small back yard? Because there's no open space or wooded area and the park is really busy.  There are also raccoons in the area - there was a big commotion at my house a couple of weeks ago and I woke to find two HUGE raccoons in the house - they had come in through the cat door, but I have no idea how. It would be like me climbing through the bathroom window - I suppose I could do it, but it wouldn't be easy and it wouldn't be pretty.
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i'm a sleeper too.  tomato juice, lots of it...it works...my dogster got sprayed up in the face by a cute little baby skunk...it was funny, and not...all at the same time..it was also 4 am so i wasn't very happy about getting up and going to the store with, actually two stinky dogs..one was brindle, so she did fine, but the other lol, i am so glad you asked this question, 'cause right now i needed the laugh, and i had forgotten all about this...the other was a wily little white one..she was pink for about a month!!!!  very funny stuff...
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Nope but i did chase one into  the horse feed shed and speared it with my spear gun.  \n\nLady =1    Mouse = 0\n\nI didn't want diseased vermin running around my place.. \nSorry to all the animal and pest lovers out there.
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Seriously...only ever heard of that happening in sloths (the animal, not human sloths).
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Yes I have! There is an old book shelf in our living room and I was sleeping when I heard something fall off the shelf when I woke up something was staring at me and I got out of bed and it went to the book shelf and got in a book of shadows that I have.  I also have been attacked by a werewolf when me and one of my friends were driving on a dirt road in the woods. I have a picture of the car with huge claw marks running down the side of it and this car was picked up by some federal agent because he says it was a stolen car, but I bet the car wasn't stolen!
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Yes I have, and I don't understand how a guy can gut a fish and a deer but run from a stinky diaper, and I wanted to say I do like that hat.
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No, but all the small creatures running like hell from it do.  Particularly the one squirrel that didn't run quite fast enough.
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My sister got bit by a moose once....
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Have you ever seen an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?\n\nHides preety good doesn't he?
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We were out "camping" in a trailer... My cousin and I spent the whole day fixing it up and making it look nice for the next day when the family would arrive.. Late that night we were fixing something underneath the "sink" and we heard a rustling.. so we were looking around all the cabinets to see what it was.. I opened up the fridge and this HUGE flying squirrell came rushing out and it smacked into my cousin and got caught in the curtains...   it took us 4 hours to get the poor 'lil guy back outside... Then he kept trying to get back in, finally he got the idea and ran off to wherever.
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I was once chased by a bear in Alaska.  I got a way because the bear was about 100 yards away and I saw him first.  He started to run towards me but I retreated to the boat.
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Doing mosquito control, I end up spending quite a bit of time in ditches along freeways.  I've seen some weird stuff.\n\nI find a lot of hubcaps, but that's not all that surprising.  Once I found a whole set of four hubcaps though, two on each side of the freeway, and all about a quarter-mile apart from each other.  I always wondered how exactly that happened.\n\nThere seems to be a lot of clothing lost on the side of the freeway.  Individual kid's shoes seem to be the most common.  One time I found a pair of very... um... used underwear.  That was gross.\n\nMattresses, old appliances and furniture are also common.  Once there was a sofa and loveseat combo that looked like they were perfectly fine - no visible damage or wear and tear.  It had rained the night before, and the cushions were completely and totally soaked though, so I left them there.  They disappeared before they dried out.\n\nDead critters are pretty common too.  Deer, coyotes, cats and porcupines are the main ones.  Once I found the carcass of a black bear - innards, and skin, but no meat or bones.  Another time I found a whole set of bones of a juvenile black bear (I still have the skull).  There was also a time I found a giant pile of slabs and slabs of animal fat.  Man, that smelled gross.  Not as gross as the dead skunk I found and watched decompose over the course of the month.  The day it literally exploded with maggots was the worst.  \n\nOther unusual dead critter finds have included a Slurpee cup filled with dozens of drowned shrews, a set of deer ribs hung in a tree, and another site with dozens of stripped and headless deer carcasses.  The most disturbing was a fully intact deer fetus.  The mother had been hit by a car and the fetus must have been ripped out and it was thrown a dozen yards from where the mother's body was.\n\nOne of the coolest things was a long-tailed weasel that didn't even realize I was there.  He was hopping and darting all around, about a foot away from me until he finally noticed my boot, came up to take a sniff, looked puzzled, and slowly looked up.  When he realized he was right next to a person he took off like a shot!
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Ummmmmmm. Do bears Sh*t in the woods?