What would you do if you parachuted into a river of alligators?
339209
well what would u do.u would s***t yourself .well coming from down under i would be like steve urwin play with them
288062
what are you going to do crawl. i can pee off of a bridge and feel the sand at the bottom of the river.
171588
whats  the  bed  like...i 'm guessing   river....if its  not  firm....NO...don"T  GO....how  fast  is  it  moving?.......in a  flash flood  situation...it  may  be  shallow  but  the  force could  knock  yr  feet  out from  under  you.........if yr  explorin....have a  guide  and  equipement....evalu ate...many  times  i've  camped  out   waited  to  let  the  water  go down....again....whats  under it.....why  go?....plan  B..can you  swim?
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Um...  Well...\n\nIf you follow the river to the big tree, but not the oak tree, the big MAPLE tree, then you take a left and follow the animal trail (not the people trail) up the side of the hill and down the other side, when you come to a fork in your path, a real silverware fork, then veer right and take about twenty paces (give or take 3 or 4) then wave your hands in the air and shout some gibberish that sounds like magic words, Dragon will come pick you up help you get un-lost.
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If someone is hanging on you, go under water.  They'll let go, trust me.  Then swim behind them, put your arm around their chest, like in a half-nelson, and start swimming them in.  If you haven't been extensively trained in doing this, use some kind of equipment or get help.
584224
river bank ? .. hmm.. maybe their gills... am i smart or am i smart..!! BWHAHAHAH
431122
Use ur diaper as a parachute and jump off...dats exactly what i have seen babies do in the cartoons then...no clue what they do now...
648129
He was smart to come up with an idea to keep those big assed snakes out of the U.S.  Bush is training alligators to attack black people.  Think what he would have done with those snakes.
1045490
I would do whatever bugs do. Try to survive the day without getting killed or eaten by something else
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The diving speed would be constantly changing. You will need to set up an integral and calculate the volume of crap coming out of the men at each moment... Also were they eating a high fiber diet or more of a liquid type diet. We need more info for a truly correct answer.\n\n\nI have always wanted to know if you are skydiving naked and you crap your pants will the crap float next to you or will it tend to float upward and possibly land on your head once you pull you rip cord?\n\n\n\n\nfunny how toilet humor never gets old!!! keep it up!
1152457
Sky-dive or fly a plane.
764600
Seed clouds and start rain with the lightning.  Become a droughtbreaker.\n\nWear a lurid spandex costume.
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But what would you do ?
474582
from the sky!! People pray while walking upside-down and say gamagamo, give me a baby!!After a few mins, u'll c one coming down with a parachute!!
900369
Grab a bull by the horns...my grandpa used to say that one. I haven't been on the horns of a dilemma - it does sound painful. My mother seems to have spent most of her life caught between a rock and a hard place. I have always managed to squirm out of that one.\n  I have been in  a pickle but I didn't let it sour me on life, and I was in a jam once but it turned out to be sweet.\n  Have you ever been up a creek without a paddle? If so would you just drift along and see what happened or jump out and swim?
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You would die from the drop in your sodium level before you could ever 'drown"  Its called watering posioning. I have included a link for you
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A Black Sea Bass!\nNow I've been SCUBA diving since 1971 and have been around the Caribbean, Hawaii, and Southern California and thought I'd pretty much seen everything but on this one trip, to San Clemente Island, I was SCUBA diving with a couple of girls on a chartered dive boat off from San Clemente Island one Summer, and I was watching, (with great humor), the two girls trying to load their spearguns down on the bottom in about 30 feet of water when all of a sudden, (on the far side of the girls), a bass about the size of a Volkswagon Beatle comes lumbering up to see what's going on! The first thing that came to mind was the "Fish Pool" on board the dive boat for the person who nabs the largest fish of the day, (and my speargun was loaded!). The second thought was, if I don't make the perfect "kill" shot on the first try, I'm either going for a LONG ride or, at worst, I'll lose my only speargun! Then, as my heart started idling down, I realized that this fish was on the endangered species list and there was no way I was going to get nailed for shooting one these bad boys!!! So, just for fun, I placed my hands on either side of my girlfriend's head and gently turned it towards the fish and watched as she filled the water with frantic bubbles as she shook her girlfriend and pointed to the fish, at which time that girl started blowing bubbles like a freight train! Hillarious!!!\nAnyway, as we all settled down I drifted up and over the girls and headed gently over towards the fish. I got close enough to shake hands before he slowly turned and started heading towards deeper water! What a rush!\n(And me without even so much as a camera!!!!!)