Do you have a good practical joke for co workers. (see details.)?
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Buy a goldfish and put it in the water cooler for all to see!
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A boss and 3 employees working in his office, went to a beach one day.\nthey find a allauddin lamp. all 4 gets exited and rubs the lamp, out of which allauddin comes out.\nAllauddin thanked all 4 and tells them that he can fulfill a wish of all 4 members...\n\none employee says "I want to be in a place , where i find all nude girls dancing with me all the day",..allauddin says "ok" and the employee vanishes from the place.\n\n2nd employee says "i want to be in a room filled with full of american dollars"..allauddin says "ok" and the employee vanishes.\n\n3rd employee says "i want a big house, 2 nice wives, 2 big cars, and a room full of money"...allauddin says "ok" and the employee vanishes...\n\nOnly the boss is left now, and he is very serious with his employees.\nAllauddin asks the boss abt his wish...then the angry boss says "i want those 3 idiots back in my office tomorrow"
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Yes I know some funny jokes.  I just answered. Your Welcome.
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Next time, give them a newspaper with the employment ads in them.  You'll probably get cussed at but it's always good for a few laughs.
847641
Insert *something funny*
541897
Good joke.....keep it up.....u r doing best thing in this world....LET OTHERS SMILE.
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Joke: How to hire the right people\n              Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.\n\nThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.\n\nLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.\n\nIf they are counting the bricks.\nPut them in the accounts department.\n\nIf they are recounting them..\nPut them in auditing.\n\nIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.\nPut them in engineering.\n\nIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.\nPut them in planning.\n\nIf they are throwing the bricks at each other.\nPut them in operations.\n\nIf they are sleeping.\nPut them in security.\n\nIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.\nPut them in information technology.\n\nIf they are sitting idle.\nPut them in human resources.\n\nIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.\n\nIf they have already left for the day.\nPut them in marketing.\n\nIf they are staring out of the window.\nPut them on strategic planning.\n\nAnd then last but not least.\nIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.\n\nCongratulate them and put them in top management.
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Okay, this one isn't all that funny, but it made my grandpa laugh:\n\nSo, the wife says to her husband "Dearest, since you're out of work, we've been a bit strapped financially. I think we need to go on a budget." And the husband says "Why?" The wife answers "Well, you spent fifty dollars on beer last week." To this the husband replies "That's funny. You spent fifty dollars on Avon last week." The wife comes back "Well, I need that stuff so that I can look and smell nice for you." The husband retorts, "Yeah, well after I drank that beer, you sure did look nice."
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I would offer them some coffee, tea or soda as peace making gesture.Of course you will want to spike it with ex lax or lobelia, either one will keep them occupied and out of the office enough, that you won't have to put up with their crap.An added plus is you will shine as the employee who is always there getting the job done.
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IDEA #1: Hopefully he has a tape dispenser.  If so, holding it upside down, gently remove that thick tape on the bottom of it.  Put a piece of paper over it.  Gently turn it over and put it back on your boss's desk.  Then pull out the piece of paper slowly.  \n\nThen sit and wait.  The next time he/she picks it up, the sand inside of it will fly everywhere.  That's a classic.\n\nIDEA #2: Change the darkness of his/her monitor so that it's completely black.  Then sit and wait.  It's on.  He/she can't see anything.  They call I.T. for help.  I.T. gets there and they fix it and look at him/her like he/she's an idiot.\n\nIDEA #3: Remove the ink from EVERY pen in his/her office.  I love that one.\n\nIDEA #4: Turn his/her phone all the way down so they can't hear it ringing.  He/she will wonder all day why all the messages keep going to voicemail.
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OOO I have some great ones....I'm graduating in 2 days, and we all had a senior prank meeting, to see what we're gonna do... here are the best ones:\n\n1. Get 4 small or medium sized pigs. Yes, pigs. You oil them up with baby oil, use as much as possible. Then with black paint, you number them with HUGE numbers....."1", then "2", then "3", then "5".....The way that we did it is by putting one pig on each floor and then one in the gymnasium. So the teachers can't catch or get a hold of the pigs because they're all oiled up! And they'll always be looking for pig #4 ! Hahahaha, hilarious......\n\n2. If you go to one of those party suppliers, or novelty gift places, you could special order thousands of those small bouncy balls. When we checked the prices, they were about 1 gross for like ten bucks....which is a great price. The seniors last year bought six thousand of those bouncy balls and let them loose in the hallway stairs....and they never stop bouncing! Go to youtube.com and search for bouncy ball prank, here are some great videos!\n\n3. A couple years back, some seniors bought chickens, and roosters, and ducks and let them loose all over the school....But that's been done time and time again.....\n\n4. Something that will probably get you suspended: We were thinking about this wonderful step by step tutorial:\n        First, you take a syringe, the kind you can buy from a pharmacy. Then you suck all the yolk out of an egg, which will take some time, believe me....when you're doen with that, you take a new syringe, and pump NAIR hair remover into the empty shell of the egg.....tape the little hole of the egg. Repeat until you have about 3 dozen eggs. then aim, shoot, and a good few people will have patches on their heads....or just a big mess on the school's lawn....\nNote: you could also replace with bleach, stink bomb fluid, paint (in your school's colors), piss, get creative....\n\n5. Throw tons of fish in the pool.....\n\n6. DYE the pool.....AND put fish in it.....\n\n7. Steal tons of FOR SALE signs from people's houses, and post them up all over the school lawn.........\n\n8. Send out a letter to every student's parents in the school (there's always a student who works in the main office....bribe her) before prom....saying that "contraceptives in the form of condoms will be distributed before, during, and after the prom" and to send back the bottom fill-in portion of the letter to confirm their approval. Sign in your principal's name and signature. Sweet.\n\n9. Conduct a bake sale with "special brownies", lol.....
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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Acquire an ordinary brown bag, the kind you would use if you were bringing your lunch to work.  Write his name on the outside of it.  Inside the bag place a travel-sized toothbrush, a small tube of toothpaste, dental floss, chewing gum and breath mints.  Enclose an unsigned note explaining that you don't want to offend him but that he might find these items useful.  Better yet, sign the note "The Tooth Fairy".  Place the bag in his cubicle while no one else is around so that the gift can be truly anonymous.  I had to do this once and it worked very well.  No one was embarrassed and the problem was solved.
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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two points very good (joke)
847345
awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)