what is the worst material thing.....you've dropped in the toilet?
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my passport, with my previous US & UK, Spain, France visa stamps. barely managed to get a new one on time, but US did not give me a visa because it showed i had no prior visa stamps on my passport and that i had just got a duplicate passport made. \n\ni could only go meet my fiancee after one whole year because of this.\n\nthings soured in the interim due to the distance and shortly after reaching US we broke up. i am still single.
1008234
Maybe you pooped in your underwear from the accident?
765469
Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
439397
no but i can imagine someone falling in the toilet oh hellarious!
661494
I was at a college orientation and i was on my period and bulls-eye i got a big red circle on my butt. I try to walk side ways throughout the whole orientation. Or to let everyone in front of me go first. As soon as I saw a bathroom  I tried to clean it with a paper towel and water the the stain got worse. I felt like I was Kevin in the Wonder Years.After that I never even attended that college.And what sucks is before I even knew about the stain these staff bitches had seen it and never said a word.
828724
Dropped out and now Im a toilet cleaner.\n\nOkay, thats a lie, but you get the point :)
1009484
Something you'd find in a toilet in a public bathroom
604382
Does the toilet paper break too. Don't you hate that. Then you leave brown prints on the doorknob and stuff.
377683
Litter.\n\nI know it is probably not as dangerous to our health as Air Water or Noise but it is such a simple thing for people to take control of.\n\nDrives me nuts to see someone just toss there garbage out the car window or to the gutter when they are walking. \n\nPigs.
621044
something hard and black which dropped on my sandalled foot once and caused me to loose my toenail (one of the 500 ways I have done this to myself)........rubber, plastic, tar?
1103885
You should sit on the toilet
724295
sit back down on the toilet!
927807
No that would make you a piece of poo....
1047884
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
1098088
your pass word is dog poop!
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While cleaning my bathroom, I noticed that the toilet paper roll was almost at its end. On the shelf high above the toilet bowl was where I stacked the new rolls. Having reached up tp retrieve one, I unwrapped it and prepared to replace the spent roll with the new one. To do so meant to bend over quite a bit to reach down to the toilet roll holder. While bending over, my cell phone slipped out of shirt pocket and dropped into the toilet bowl! The phone's shape and natural weight carried it down the throat of the toilet bowl making it unreachable. I wound up spending the next 5 hours removing and replacing the entire toilet bowl assembly to retrieve the cell phone. After all was said and done, and after letting the phone dry for a day or two, I gave it to my brother to hold while I dialed the number to see if it would still work. It rang but rather than answer it he yells for me to leave a message, which I subsequently do. I walked over to him and I asked if he retrieved my voice message. The dipsh*t responds by saying that all he heard was someone on the other end sounding like he was drowning!!! Needless to say, I had to get a new cell phone!\nAloha
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do something horrible like throw water balloons filled with bleach or something.....