I MUST KNOW!!!!!  How do I poop?
341921
If you don't know by now you are literally full of\n --it!
809709
Step 1.put a laxative in your ear.when it has worked move on to step 2.\nstep 2.now think abouy it again.if that doesnt work move on to step3.(which you shouldn't need if you thought about it properly in the first place.\nstep3.now think about it again and again and again.if you havnt worked it out by now you never will.\nsometimes making someone think is far better than telling them the answer especially with this type of question.
896051
apply pressure to the spot between the anus and the ballsack.  thats the ticket
1136130
squat and still use a seat cover, never poop anywhere other than home. Public restrooms no matter how clean are gross. Unless it's like a very nice building at work where you always see janitors around the clock.
765892
you need to drink mineral oil every night two big swallows plus take the stool softeners 3 times daily. you can lay off the laxatives you do this for two days and you will be amazed at the difference it makes. you also need to not eat peanut butter or cheese. for the gas you can take two soft gel caps of gas-x any time you feel the gas starting to build up and it will stop that. al this stuff i told you to take is over the counter from wal-mart
833864
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
246309
Chocolate and lotz and lotz of it!\nor if you want to be creative go and melt some chocolate put it in a plastic bag put it in the freezer and bring it in and say its poop. You'll have lotzzz to talk about and its a tasty treat.
220646
just stick your finger in there and mush it out! better yet, grab a spoon!
819731
Don't you just poop it out the next day?
358640
Buy some anal lube.  The worst thing that can happen is a gang bang without lubrication.  I mean, 10 or 12 dry humps can really trash your rectum.\n\nOh, and no jay-walking.
465723
I do a pattern everytime. \n\n1. Wipe from Front to Back\n2. Wipe from Back to Front\n3. Wipe from Front to Back again.\n\nRepeat until toilet paper shows no poopy
491074
First step is to do some stretching exercises as you're going to need to be REALLY flexible.  \n\nImagine being able to bend over and insert your head into your own rectum until you have your entire body in up to your waste.  It's really quite a feat.  \n\nBeyond that, you're home because other than incessant pissing and moaning, there really isn't much else to being a liberal.
286909
It's not really poop. You literally just pooped out the actual push-up pop. Take a bite out of it and you'll see what I mean.
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Try mixing your diet and bowel movements toghter.\n\nTry upping your fibre content in your diet, you could eat prunes, dates of figs, and then you have a healthy snack.\n\nALSO try upping your water intake, if your stools are moister then your body may find it easier to exit them.\n\nIf all else fails, as you have tried senokot go to your doctor, as you COULD have a bowel problem.
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You want to make sure you're drinking loads of water, getting enough fiber (vegetables and fruit, whole meal bread).  And for an immediate visit to the bathroom, I'd pick up some laxatives from your local drugstore, there's over-the-counter stuff available.  If none of this helps go see a doctor immediately. Hope that helps.
755123
get your a*se on the bidet then....or use moist wipes....who cares anyway!!!
1096564
just keep drinking your fluids!\n\nStart easy and eat some toast and crackers. Get your stool back up to "solid" state. After that, it'll be easier on the anus when you stop wiping so much.  If it's bad, go and get some A&D ointment for diaper rash that they put on babies.  I know it's gross, but put some on your anus (externally) and make sure that you don't have a fancy pair of undies on, just in case the ointment could leave a greasy stain.\n\nHope you feel better.