i own an eel farm. some of the more rebellious eels have started an uprising! how should i restore order?
342078
You had better listen to the ell's. If you don't give them something there will be a revolution. Take a page out of George Bush's book on ell management, promise them anything but give them nothing, or you could turn the rich ells against the poor ells and then just tell them it was the right thing to do and that you are protecting them from themselves. The rich ells will be grateful and won't make you sell the farm. Hey I got an idea, get the chinese to manage your farm and that way they won't blame you they will blame them.
257204
Join the enforcement arm, so I could let people slide.\n\nConquer from WITHIN!  :-))\n\nBuddhist
1133626
Good question to ask the liberals, thats what I would do, plus round them up and send them back, but hey I'm a radical kinda guy.
465685
You need to find some earth worms..from somewhere.  Clear out a very cool dry earthy place in your yard where there is a lot of dirt.  Place the worms in the dirt(place plastic under the bottom layer so they can't escape) They will reproduce pretty rapidly...make sure to cover the dirt with leaves or an old blanket and keep it wet! Used to do this all the time with my Uncle before we went fishing.
733193
I think the Minutemen have done a great job of getting people aware of this mess nationally, I wish more people would write their city councils on it, though....keep the letters pouring in, see if you can attend meetings etc., go get publicly involved, see if your local college/high school can put together some kind of thing on community awareness of the entire mess...where there's a will, there's a way...
989275
Force them into slavery. That way they will be in USA and keep all american happy. Oh also neuter and spay them all! So they can't breed like cock roaches.
1182526
Actually, you have to blame the goldfish for this one.  This is one of the reasons I told you to set a time limit for how long they could stay after they ran away to the circus.  They are just born troublemakers!!  Now, the poor sweet rubber duckies have to suffer!!
219888
I will help you to stop killing anything ,that man does not produce.\n\nGreen peace should become Greenwar,we are now witness to a mass extinction for the first time again since the day the Dinasaurs disappeared\nspecies are lost every minute.Not just the Minke whales\nMaybe we should come up with a recipe for Japanese for the All American Hamburger joints.\n\nRead a book by Lester E. Brown its called --plan B--\nand you will get an idea of what man is doing to Nature.\n\nit also comes in an Adobe printout on the net called --a planet under stress, plan B--\n\nsorry but I am not American
418979
WE've all faced situations like this. \nWhatever you do, don't take the coward's way out, unless you perform seppuku.\n\nExactly, pulpfish, exactly.
868410
http://forum.nwdnb.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=22013&goto=lastpost\n\nYou can post an e.mail message here for Wilf Prophecy - if he hasn't heard of them forget it.  Tell him not to ignore your e.mail because your were recommended to contact him by guineapig!
802221
You may get away killing one atmost a few of them, Then you will be behind bars for ever. Instead  try this. Join a political party try work your way up & becom a MLA & try make a genuine change for your city. \n\nOr get a group of volunteers together, team up with the oppsition party & fight for a change. Do Dharnas, Rallys & with opposition's strength you will be better heard. \n\nPlease keep your frustration & anger in check. I have felt my city is hopeless & would never improve but then what you suggest is no answer. I try & influence my friends to stick by traffic rules, keep thier vehicle green & avoid paying bribes. Do your bit, you can keep doing it forever. You try something rash & your whole future is at stake & you could have contributed much better had you chosen a different path. All the best!
1029211
Now you're talkin Dude. I'm liking your attitude of wantin to own Peoria. Conquer it, then move on to the next town, then the next.....then to then next country - how bout Europe, then Australia? \nSince you've played the scene, you should know the right players in the area to accomplish your mission. Go to them. Tell em what you want to do. Get em onboard. Rehearse...Rehearse until it hurts. Get out there on stage and rip em up. Don't let em off easy. Kill em...I mean downright shove it down their throat.\n\nYou're onto it guy. Don't stop until you get there either! ♫♪♫
688150
I would have to say that you have faries in your house! Really!  I know this sounds crazy but it's true.  You need to give a fairy offering of milk and honey or something shiney other than money.  Then ask the fairies to bring back your items that you cannot find or the things that are missing. Fairies love shiney objects and love to play tricks on humans. Take this information for what it's worth or ignore it. \nHave a great day and I hope you get your stuff back\nBlessed Be!
1162270
I applaud you man. That is a hard thing for anyone to do. I REALLy think that you have done the right thing! Almost my whole family has been in jail or prison except for me, and they refuse to change. Still doing & selling grugs. It is sad, but then there are people like you that still give me hope! Way to go!!!
332065
i would definitely be reporting this..you could try saving them and then show the police.
402652
Kill them and then hide their bodies under the baseball field.  That would be ironic.  If that doesn't work, try reasoning with him.
895399
Start eating elsewhere. Start letting the filth pile up. If you don't make the mess,you don't have to clean it up. You might even drop a few fake roaches about the kitchen until the real ones show up !