Did you ever say.."Gee our old LaSalle ran great"?
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Boy, the way Glenn Miller played\nSongs that made the Hit Parade\nGuys like us, we had it made\nThose were the days\n\nDidn't need no welfare state\nEverybody pulled his weight\nGee, our old La Salle ran great\nThose were the days\n\nAnd you knew where you were then\nGirls were girls, and men were men\nMister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again\n\n\nPeople seemed to be content\nFifty dollars paid the rent \nFreaks were in a circus tent\nThose were the days\n\nTake a little Sunday spin\nGo to watch the Dodgers win\nHave yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin\n\nHair was short and skirts were long\nKate Smith really sold a song\nI just don't know what went wrong\nThose were the days
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Wow...that is incredibly dated, since Powell resigned. \n\nBut it's soooooooooo original...never heard that one before *yawn*\n\nOn to the next idiot.
137245
Yes..the new ones are great. The old ones are pretty good also.
1114654
Yes, she was great huh?
346551
that was great!!!  i haven't heard anything that funny in awhile.  it gave me a laugh.  thanks i needed one.  anyway, ya it was funny, i enjoyed it.  lol!!!
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I certainly have.\n\nThe older woman is much under-rated. The sex might not be that good, but the breakfasts are lovely.
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i did\n\ni love big papa G-O-D!\n\nlaugh if you must, but i'm sticking by it :]\n\ngod bless!
221971
The scene with Ben Stein asking if anyone remembers Voodoo economics and did it work?  No, it did not work and the United States slipped deeper into a recession.  Pure classic!\n\nThe gig is up...Your ass is mine.
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This had me crying when I first heard it...\n\nAn old man is riding in a lift with two glamorous women. One woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag and sprays her neck. She turns to the other woman and says, "Romance by Ralph Lauren...£150 an ounce."\n\nThe other woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag, sprays herself, and says, "Chanel No.5...£200 an ounce"\nThe lift stops and the doors open. \n\nThe old man steps out and lets off a huge rumbling fart. As the doors close he looks back at them and ays..."Broccoli, 49p a pound."
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yes I did,it is a pleasure to see it back,very funny to see your self doing such amazing operations. no regret.
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Yea he was great for us!
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Yeah, i do... they were great together...
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Haha, my grandpa used to say that.  He also said: Once I thought I was wrong, but found I was mistaken.  Cute.\n\nI just HAD to add this comment to my answer: Don't you people realize the asker was joking? Good grief.
640808
yup, then i told him run me my money. lol\nit just means you were good.
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HE WAS AMAZING!!!\ntaylor sucked..i hope he leaves tomorrow hes starting to annoy me!
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It was great.\n\nHere in Los Angeles, the roads were clear & the smog levels were low.\n\nGet rid of the illegals permanently!!
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There was an old man named Michael Finnegan. He grew whiskers on his chinnigan. The wind came up and blew them in again, Poor old Michael Finnegan.\n\nThat's what I heard.