How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...\n\nMy head hurts...
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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a woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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I have to admit, this is a great question. According to the wikipedia.org: "The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narraganset), wuchak. This confusion led to the common tongue twister, 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'"\n\nBut, I sincerely want you to visit this URL - http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AhktLkv28TYkQHQAxrWlifgezKIX?p=How+much+wood+could+a+woodchuck+chuck%2C+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood\n\nI hope it will satisfy your query.
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A woodchuck is actually a groundhog, and I would say it could never chuck wood because of it's size.  Also, he's too busy trying to find his shadow in the spring.  Here's more information on woodchucks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodchuck\n\nAlso, here's information on tongue-twisters.. lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_twisters
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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How much steel would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel, A wood chuck would chuck as much steel as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel.
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The article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.
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A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 151 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 845 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5426 butt cords.
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How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?\n\nA wood chuck could chuck alot of wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!\n\n\nPeter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.\nDid Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?\nIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,\nwhere's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?\n\n\nBetty Botter had some butter,\n"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.\nIf I bake this bitter butter,\nit would make my batter bitter.\nBut a bit of better butter--\nthat would make my batter better."\n\nSo she bought a bit of butter,\nbetter than her bitter butter,\nand she baked it in her batter,\nand the batter was not bitter.\nSo 'twas better Betty Botter\nbought a bit of better butter.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck all the wood that he could chuck.
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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As much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Chuck Norris would chuck what Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood!