What's the Funniest T-shirt/ Bumper Sticker You've Seen?
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"Fat people are harder to kidnap"\n\n"This driver carries no cash, he's married"\n\n"When the last trumpet sounds, I'm outta here!"\n\n"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!"
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Some friends and I, to get back at a guy friend for teasing us repeatedly, "rolled" his car with tampons, feminine pads and ketchup.  Yes I know, gross, but very funny, and we were in High School at the time.  He was at football practice and the whole team came out to see our handy work.  We even climbed in the open window and tied things to the gear shift and rear view mirrors.
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Colon Blow was funny, but the funniest of all-time was Dan Ackroyd's Bassomatic commercial. It was a special blender that made milkshakes out of bass. Brilliantly done, it was so bizzare and funny that I still laugh when I see it. Anybody else remember Larraine Newman taking a big drink and exclaiming, "that's great bass!" Ackroyd's metric alphabet commercial was also hysterical.
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html\nhttp://www.asbestos-mesothelioma.tv/\nhttp://www.comedycentral.com/\nhttp://www.jokefrog.com/\nhttp://www.crazyfunpics.de/\nhttp://www.exbyte.net/\nhttp://www.damnfunnypictures.com\nhttp://www.sick-humor.com/\n\n\n\nsome only have good videos
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ebaumsworld.com is pretty hilarious
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Dumb cracker\n322 Idiot drive\nHillbilly Hell
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Ahhh that's funny.  Best president impersonation ever.  \nAnd I agree, he's a complete retard.  "Impeach the retarded baby now" should be my new bumper sticker.
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http://maddox.xmission.com/\nthat site is pretty funny
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What the fetchin heck?\nOh my F'in G\nKiss my tiara.\nGonna jam up your opera.\nPianist Envy.\nQueen Be-atch.\nEqual Opportunity Annoyer\n\nGood lines:\n"I am nobody\nNobody is perfect\nTherefore, I must be perfect!"\n\n“When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.”\n\nMy favorite bumper sticker:\n“Push, pass or get off my ass.”\nToo crude for my wife, so I made one that says:\n“Pass, Push or get off my Tush.”
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go to www.funnyjunk.com
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Bumper sticker philosophy.
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go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
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hahaha this guy has the wierdest/funniest posts...keep it up..:( funniest person on this website
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LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
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at this time it has to be "ebay".  Heard it on stupidvideos.com and thought it was very funny. Another one is the star wars song.
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Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!