I just heard on the Tyra Banks Show, that you can catch CRABS from a toilet seat!!?
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Pubic lice (crabs) are normally spread by sexual contact and are considered a sexually transmitted disease, but can also be spread by sharing clothes or bedding. A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This is not likely since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.\n\nI would still always wipe clean or cover with toilet paper the toilet seat when using public toilets.
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I don't know about the dog but I pee over the side of the boat....Wait here come my dog now. She said momma throws it over the side because it is a fair trade for the bird poop that misses the water and hits the boat.
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This is funny.  From an etiquette point of view, they should be free to use your bathroom.  However, I have a friend of mine who gets his jollies off of clogging my toilet from his stool.  So, for him, under NO circumstances can he use my toilet.  I know it is poor etiquette, but I can't afford a plumber every time he stuffs up my toilet with his crap.
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I'm 26 and I like that show, I can' help it , he is so how I would like to be, Patrick kills me, and Mr. Crabs I wish they were real.No wait there are some between us.\n\nSpongebob : "I'm ready, I',m ready, I'm ready"\n\nPatrick : "Can I get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"\n\nMr. Crabs : "Please don't take me money"
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on night when i was drunk i needed to go to the bathroom but i was too drunk to gett here so my best friend took me and she just turned around while i was doing it. theni said that i was done and when she turned around the whole floor was wet and i still flushed the toilet thinking i did it in the tiolet....the next morning it was hilarious.
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I don't think it's possible.  You get crabs from intimate contact with another person - not from surfaces.  You cannot get crabs from tables or toilet seats. \n\nI think it would be next to impossible to get any other std from waxing.  \n\nThe wax is hot, therefore it would kill any bacteria or virus that might be in the wax. (Crabs also die at high temps.)  The waxer probably wears gloves, so there would no risk there. I would hope the table or chair you're sitting in is wiped down.  If not, it's unlikely that any std would "hang around" on the surface.  Most of them die on contact with the air.
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You really want to know? Fine here are the answers, but I don't think you will like them.....\n\nHow come on the episode where Sandy dared the sea creatures to go on land how come Mr. Krabs got scared even though crabs are able too go on land? \n\n** Because even though Mr Krabs is a crab, he has never been on land. Therefore that is the reason why he got scared.\n\nHow come there is a lagoon under the ocean? \n\n** "Goo Lagoon" is basically once you think about it, oil.\n\n\nWhy is Spongebob and Patick not able too swim even though they live in the ocean? \n\n** An actual sponge and an actual starfish do NOT swim in the ocean. They do not have fins, please consult your encyclopedia or the discovery channel.\n\n\nHow did Sandy actually build the dome and put all the birds inside, the birds where shown on the episode where Spongebob needed water? \n\n** Because on a later episode, it was revealed that Sandy has a Rocket Ship that she built, that she was able to transport all the material from land to water. \n\nWhy is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy so short? \n\n** Because it is also natural that when a person gets older their height seems to decrease with age. Please note that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy do live in a retirement home, and have retired from their "Super" jobs.\n\nNOW I hear people asking, is this woman insane?! Yes, I have a 6 yr old daughter, who loves Spongebob. So therefore as a parent it is my responsibility to know how, what, who, when, where and why.
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Um....Do they sing the song about having "Crabbs?"
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It is an STD.  Crabs are a louse that can be found on any hairy part of your body.  You get them through intimate contact with someone who has crabs.\n\nThey are very easy to get rid of.  Go to the drug or grocery store and buy any shampoo that treats head lice.  Put the shampoo on any hairy parts, leave it on for 10 minutes, then rinse it off in the shower.  The shampoo will come with a fine tooth comb.  Use it.\n\nYou'll have to repeat the process in 7 - 10 days.  After that you should be fine.  You may itch for a couple of weeks after.\n\nWash your clothes, sheets & towels in hot water & put them in the dryer on high for 20 minutes.  You'll be fine.\n\nYou can usually see crabs - they're about the size of a pin head & are grey or rust colored.\n\nThey don't get on pets, toilet seats or travel through your clothes.
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You have to ask a chicken sexer like the one I saw on the television show "Dirty Jobs" it was really disgusting, because the only way they can tell for sure is to force the chick to poo by squeezing it's anus and then checking for some little marker that indicates male or female.
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Oh me! She need to puke her celery lunch in the toilet. She is a money hungry,succubus gold digging,skank. She will Always be just a piece of A$$ to any of her manhors. Funny name for a "Cokehor"!!  :o)
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The crab could be in breeding season, getting busy.\n\nIf you could find out what attracts the crabs to mate you might bait them with it, be it pheromones, specfic colours and such.\n\nNothing draws animals like sex.
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This was on myth busters and that dye is just a myth. Do not ever poop in a pool you could get other people sick...Gross
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At my workplace, I finally posted a sign ...\n\n"Ladies, if you piss like a man, then raise the seat like a man, dammit!"\n\n... and it actually worked.\n\nIn public restrooms, I try to use the handicapped stall with the handrails, so that I can "hover" more easily -- after raising the seat of course! -- or to use my "urinette". A urinette is a kind of contoured funnel with a long tube that allows a women to urinate standing without making a mess of her clothing. Many camping supply stores sell them for hikers.\n\nBut to answer your question: Because they are filthy swine with no consideration for others. It is unspeakably vile to leave urine, feces, sputum, nose matter, and other bodily effusions lying about where others are sure to come into contact with them. These are probably the same people who resist cleaning up after their dogs.
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While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
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YES!! it was sooo funny - they replay it on Comedy Central every now and then....Martin Short says outloud during the interview "I can't swim!" (I always laugh at that part)
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It's 10am on the 31st here in London. Anyway my best ever and I know it's old but I still love it, is: Lift the toilet seat up put clingfilm all over it and the put the seat back down. Perfect! Watch and laugh at everyone with wet feet!