Is it considered bad manners to do the tango while sitting on the toilet?
341579
Heck no, but do wash your hands first and try not to trip on the tp...and it might be best to do this with the door closed. (lol)
22822
I think it depends on how you want to be toward others in your presence. Manners are so that people can feel comfortable and even caring toward one another. It seems that because you asked the question that you care about others and want them to feel good about being with and around you. For most people in Western cultures, burping is offensive. That’s why when one slips out; people are quick to say, “Excuse me.” We all get that an occasion burp will get by our guard. But to burp otherwise is generally deemed offensive and therefore . . . the answer to your question is NO, burping after a meal is NOT OKAY! See the Source Site below:
531420
Well I try to do it where no one else will see. Personally, I don't think that it's gross or anything. I just think that people have a lot of guts to do in the open where you can be subject to those who are pedantic and easily "grossed" out. Save yourself the hassle and do it in the comfort of your room or bathroom. Who needs to listen to all the whining that goes on. I hope this helps. Cheers.
976809
Pretty much the same but I cover vs. wipe cause I don't want to touch the seat in any way possible\n1. Cover toilet seat with toilet paper first\n2. Flush with my foot\n3. Never set anything on the floor \n4. Wash hands and get the hell out of there!
160604
As long as it's done discreetly, and you do not throw your used tissues on the ground, it should be ok.  Saying a quick "excuse me" is nice if people can see or hear.\n\nAnd it is never ok to do it at a table in a restaurant if other people can see or hear, that is just being nasty.
897706
It depends on the manners.\nBut mainly if yes if you want to keep your dignity.
627670
I just sit on it without putting tp on it first!\n\nUnless it is really really gross of course, then I just find another toilet.
396278
'nasty' is really harsh, it's completely normal to pass gas but in our society its not courteous to do it openly unless you feel very comfortable with the person, but then again we all have our views on the matter. Even if you are comfortable enough with the person they still could get offended by it, so find out their stance before you break any wind.
909790
you got it right, why should us guys have to do the double touch on the toilet! up before and down after.\n\nforget that, in this day and age with equality issues all around i think that if guys have to put it down then women have to put it up!\n\nSilly females think they can control us....
343935
I teach a student success class at a university and this question comes up a lot in our discussions about "captains of the world" It shouldn't be a big deal.  I think you should look before you sit and if it is a big deal "to you"; then you should be in charge of making sure it is "down".  You become the toilet seat police. That works both ways.  If men wish the seat was up all the time for them; then they become the "toilet seat police."  There are so many more important things in life to worry about :)
1056972
The crapping thing is a little too harsh.  Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth.  If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice.  I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.
832559
It depends if  you're going with your pants on are not.  Normally, no seat separation is needed.  Bare bottomed, two-seat separation is standard.  \n\nIt is always good to remember that the old yawn-hands-over-their-shoulder trick is a bad idea when going with another man.\n\nOne common alternative is to go to the front of the theatre, and address the crowd during the previews.  Let them know that you are watching Borat together, but are very straight.  That should clear up any confusion.\n\nAnd of course, the "right side" of the theatre is actually the wrong side.  Any self-respecting heterosexual should always stay on the left side of the theatre.  If you're smart, you'll have your buddy sit to the right of you as well.  That means that even if the two of you were gay, he would be the woman in the relationship.\n\nIf you think my perspective is weird then you've got something else coming when you see Borat  :)
324735
Definately not rude.  You're in a restroom.  There are more bodily noises heard in there than anywhere.
858376
Haha, well.....\n\nI had no idea what this question was going to be about, but hey, I'll answer it anyway.  First of all, its gross.  It smells.  Yes, everyone does it, but it's kind of uncouth.  Girls do it too, I worked with one that would come into my office and do it right in front of me on purpose...so it's not just men.\n\nLeaving the toilet seat up?  Well, cause sometimes we fall in.  Have some courtesy.  No, it's not really a big deal, but still....some women hate it.  \n\nWhat else do we hate?  Um......each individual is different.
1117163
Come on! Not all of the girls do that. I would never go to the toilet and do the NR 1 with a friend just standing there. And neither of my friends would do that.\nBut I know that other girls do that since they want a private conversation.
476106
well ur question made me grin so thought I'd ansa.\ni sit down and wipe from behind cause if ur a female (like me) going between the legs could b kinda messy! lol :)
748181
No - quite the contrary!  Dancing is considered to be a joyous activity, and many synagogues teach Israeli-style dancing to those of us who weren't raised with it.  Dancing at weddings and other celebrations is very common.