Did the silent, invisble, pink unicorn (praise her golden hooves) and Jesus ever meet?
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Did anyone ever consider the hidden sexual connotations of an invisible pink unicorn and those who play leapfrog with her?  Seems like a perfect companion to that lean, lithe-bodied, long-haired, deep blue-eyed, nearly-naked deity who I love to describe by spreading my arms wide and saying "he was HUNG LIKE THIS!"
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Seems to usually be called "the white horse of the Church Universal", but that's hardly a name, is it? There is some info here, but maybe not what you are looking for? \n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George\n\ngood luck upon thy quest!
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I this it\n\nhttp://www.minibite.com/christmas/hippo.htm\n\nby Gayla Peevey
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unicorns.. they are so innocent..
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Most of those fairy tales actually began in about 400 AD, after the "council of nicaea". They are to preserve the story of Mary Magdalene, the wife of christ. Mary Magdalene was actually a princess, not a prostitute. Her marriage to Jesus unified all 4 of the jewish houses, which was terrifying to many governments. The Little Mermaid, the marriage of a mermaid and a human, signifies the marriage of Jesus and Mary. It is the most direct of fairy tales in the linkage of christ, etc. It is even thought that the Canterbury Tales function in much the same way.
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Oh!! God is invisible?
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She would have been ignored by the people and never rose to fame. Women were considered unclean and could not even eat with men. They were chattel. Nobody would take a female mystic serious in Israel. She would have done better to flee to some other land where women had a chance to thrive. Maybe Greece. Maybe Africa where there were queens like Sheba and Nefertiti and a history of women in power or being holy.\nIF she was born in Israel she would have been told to shut up and get married and start popping out babies.\nEven Jesus had to leave from ages 13-26 to be taken seriously when he returned as "no man is a prophet in his own land" You gotta be from somewhere else strange to impress. jesus was educated in India at the university of benares. it is the longest running school in the world and is still teaching. He came home and started teaching all this strange new lore of love and forgiveness and meditation and started up with desciples etc and made big waves for being wierd, we all know what eventually happened to him. After he was murdered for political reasons his followers started up a religion in his name and it got all twisted. the love and forgiveness part was all forgotten.\nHe was a notable guru but not appreciated by the swine he tried to teach. A woman would have had even worse luck that jesus. She wold be forgotten entirely as none would have set up a religion after she died.
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Really now? Says who? Did Jesus Christ impart this knowledge, himself? Sounds a little kooky. \n\nWho is this God character? Why is he invisible? I suppose I am the image of the invisible Michael. I am also Michael. \n\nAre you sure Jesus wasn't some crazy cultist? \n\nSomebody once told me to find Jesus, but I always thought he was long dead. Where's he buried? Somebody also once told me he floated up to an invisible land of enchantment. I have no idea how I'm supposed to find some dead, mentally ill guy, whose body has somehow magically disappeared, and then how do I prove if it's him or not? There were no dental records millenia ago, let alone DNA files. \n\nHm, I think Jesus is lost forever, unless he's that guy on the on ramp holding that sign, looking like a serial killer. At least that guy LOOKS a lot like Jesus. Anyhow, nope, I did not know that Jesus Christ is the image of the invisible God, and is also God. \n\nHey, I got an idea. Why don't you tell me all about it? This sounds like a pretty wild story!
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I have never heard anything like that.  I don't think the chicken/egg/rabbit story has anything to do with Jesus.
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Googled and found a copy of it.\nhttp://www.jesus-is-lord.com/jonah.htm
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"The firstborn of his herd, majesty is his. His horns are the horns of the wild ox. With them he shall push the peoples all of them, even the ends of the earth: They are the ten thousands of Ephraim. They are the thousands of Manasseh."\n\n\nI don't see the word UNICORN in this passage.   Looking real hard for something, huh?
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Hardly pointless. The great thing about humans is our capacity for abstract thought, and of course language. Unicorns and god don't exist as such, but as concepts and ideas they certainly do.
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I believe that cows are the mutated form of Unicorns... but yet again i'm a huge dreamer...\nanyways its just a figure-of-speech... but i'd love to see cow's jumping over moons...
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I totally believe in Unicorns. I mean, how far fetched is the idea? They are just like horses with a horn on their head. If Apes can turn into humans over time, why can unicorns not loose their horns and evolve into Horses.\nHaving said that there must be some still around.\nI cant prove they exist/existed but i am a beliver in saying that , unless it can be disproved, then keep on believing.
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Well, this is really brilliant of you to read between the lines. I mean that there must have been thousands of people who heard about the tuskless elephants but never attributed or tried to attribute it to God. Of course God is aware of everything in this world coz nothing can take place withouthim doing it. OUr minds are so unqualified to understand everything going on around us in this universe. It is just like a 10 MHZ CPU trying to run windows XP.\nBy the way, I've a comment to say: you can't say about God (his/her) because God doens't belong to a certain sex.
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How about Pegasus the Winged Horse? Medusa was a witch. And what about the Golden Fleece, though that wasn't a weapon.
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Jesus wore a pink thong