Whats the funniest old wives tale still going on in your family?
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Well my girlfriend told me about 2 days ago that if you put butter on your cats feet when you move house that it will be able to find its way home.\n\nI havent been able to catch the cat yet to try it.
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Joni B. you have no idea how I am laughing right now.  Last Thanksgiving I had my husband in the kitchen helping me.  I made him stick his hand up the turkey to pull all of that stuff out.  He is such a nut.  He was saying all this sexual stuff to the turkey and then he had the turkey looking like it was standing up...all you could see was turkey, then his elbow, anyways, he had that turkey dancing and singing....it was Hilarius.\nMaybe it's one of those "You had to be there" stories. \n\n To answer your question...I do enjoy the turkey neck, it's one of my favorite memories.....thank  you.
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Sliding down a razor blade and landing in a pool of alcohol.\nEating corn flakes and finding out that your brothers scab collection is missing.\n\nLove grosser than gross jokes.
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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well, some of them are my relatives...lol
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I have so many but I guess one that comes to mind would be the Halloween one when he visited his brother that was constantly waiting for their dad to come back home and finally when the brother (who would NEVER leave the house) had to leave the house to go to the hospital because they thought that he had eaten poisoned candy...when they returned home they found a note from their dad on the door. He had actually attempted to come to see them after so many years. It was very touching.
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Talk about your family.
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My 62 year old aunt flashed my husband...it wasnt pretty but oh my goodness it was flippin funny!
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My mother! We always do everything together. While she was away a few months ago I went nuts.\nI'm 33 too which is really funnnny\n☺
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My family and my Maker.
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Laugh My Mother F*cking Butt Off
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oh yea,peace, groovy the whole thing, its funny my grown children still call me hippie mom.
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my home movie where im five and and running around in diapers and in a cowboy hat and cape screaming "DEATH TO OATMEAL!!!!" coincidentally my mother always plays this when girls come over, of course...
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My mother.  She is 71 years young and still works 16 hours a day at a real job.  She is a private duty with "old" people.  Her words not mine.
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it runs in the family
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I watch All My Children because I inherited it.  All the women in my family watch it. lol
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ima sleep over as soon as aunty bev is off\ni know these people wondering what im talking about.\n\n\nhey marsha!\nmarsha stupid stinkin ugly fart k!