what was your most embarrassing moment?
341089
Being called to the stage (I'm a bass player) and falling over something that some guy put on the floor beside my chair. I fell in front of everyone in the club and then had to get up there and do the gig. It still makes me cringe.
775808
We were at a hotel having a party and I was real drunk.  After several rounds of quarters I felt it was time to make some room in my stomach, if you know what I mean.  Anyway while I was in the bathroom I began to feel hot so I started to strip and throw toilet water all over me, I mean on my face in my mouth it makes me sick to even think about it.  YUCK........
513368
No, but I have farted while sneezing, from sheer force!  Very embarrassing!
149936
I was an acolyte and was performing as deacon at the time.  During communion (the rail was pulled and pad down for people to kneel, and I was seated on the altar behind the rail). \n\nThe stupid torchbearers who were sitting in front of the rail behind the choir were making faces at me and I started to laugh.  I mean REALLY side splitting about to pee myself laugh.  I was absolutely mortified, and that just made me laugh even harder!\n\nI ended up bowing my head, moving the rail, hopping over the kneeling pad, and running to the sacristy.  Luckily everyone thought I was crying, and that I was sick. \n\nJust terrible.
1028779
Well most embarrassing moment of my life happened a long time ago when i was barely into my first week of grade 8 and this girl that i liked from the year before was in the same class as me, so i asked her out and she told me to take a number and laughed and walked away, well 6 months later i got the courage to ask her out again, thinking that we have been in the same class together and have done class projects together, that she might say yes to me this time, well she said she would think about it and left with her friends two day's later she came up to me and said OK we can go out together and she told me to carry her books for her so i did two weeks later she came to me and said that her parents would be gone and her sisters would be at there friends house for a sleep over, so she said we could have the place to our selves and we could watch movies till as late as we wanted to, at the time i was still a bit naive about signals and stuff so i thought she just wanted to have a movie night, so i told my mom that i was going over to one of my buddy's house to crash for the night because it wasn't a school night and i didn't have home work, so she says yes, and i leave for her house, when i get there she asks me in and we get ready for movie night, make popcorn and turn the lights low and pop the movie in, well half way through the movie she say's she is bored and invits me up to her room she starts kissing me on the bed for like 10-15 minutes and she say's she has a suprise for me and that she needed to go into the bathroom to change into something more comfortable, so i start to get nervous, not because i think she has something planned for me, but because at that age i was still new to this whole thing, so i get undressed and lay on the bed, move around a few times to try and get into a cool pose, we while i was alone in the room, she must have had a cordless phone in the bathroom, and called down stairs to a seperate line or something, but anyway it was a trap for me, hear i am in my birthday suit and in bursts her friends with cans of silly string and start to spray me with the stuff, and when the cans were empty they start to point at my croch and laugh at me, well being completely embarrest and humiliated i cleaned my self up as best i could and jumped out the second floor window and fractured my angkle, but being so humiliated i couldn't go home because i told my mom that i was at my friends house, so i went down to the train tracks and slept in the trunk of an old car, it got cold that night, by morning i had hypothermia and minor frost bite, i made it but wished i died that night.
342011
When I had my emberessing moment I was in Washington DC with a school trip. In the hotel my friends and I started messing around and scaring another friend. When we scared her I started to laugh and I peed. It was so emberessing but funny because my friend found out because she wet her pants with my pee.
737429
OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
1046484
I am so dumb, one time I accidentally threw a pair of whitey tighties in the wash with some red shirts and towels! Ha Ha!  Now I have some pink panties! Can you believe it, a full grown man wearing pink panties! Ha Ha, maybe I should put n some mascarra behind my glasses so I can see wha Im doing!!!  How embarrrasing,  ha ha.  I had to promise myself that I would never wear them unless I had no clean undies, or I was going to a Cher or Frank Yanni concert.
426886
Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
210353
my most embarrassing moment in my whole life would have to be when I tripped and fell at my first wedding and almost completely tore my future wife's wedding dress clean off of her in front of the whole Catholic church.
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
454715
I was in college and walking through the main building that contained the cafeteria. It was completely packed because it was about lunch time. \n\nwas looking absolutely marvelous...topping off my outfit were some incredibly high heels. I was making my way down the stairs when I adjusted my incredibly heavy backpack from one shoulder to the other. As I was doing this the thought was running through my head, "Man Pipsy, you look HOT today!" \n\nHowever, this shift in weight caused me to lose my balance. I went tumbling down about 2 sets of stairs head first and onto the cafeteria floor.\n\nThere was complete silence. People just stopped what they were doing and looked at me. Then people who were on the stairs stopped to help me up, people who were outside apparently saw the commotion though the glass wall and came in to help me, I was mortified!\n\nTo top it off I had to walk through the sea of people to get out, it was the only way.\n\nThat's what I get for thinking I look good and wearing high heels.\nGod has a funny way of knocking you off of your high horse.
1023205
Well not too many embarrassing moments .. nothing more the your usual queef or two .. ( not even sure how you spell that one .. haha )
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
763710
I was walking along the street and I tripped over a broken paving slab...fell flat out into the road just as a long line of schoolchildren came round the corner.  I was so embarrassed that I staggered up and walked away. I didnt realise that I had broken my arm until about 10 minutes later :((
97199
While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
801226
You could write one about your most embarrassing moment. Be sure and embelish and make it charismatic.