If Chuck Norris fell in the woods, would he make a sound?
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Probably the sound of his ancient bones cracking. Isn't he like 300 years old by now?\n\nWhat does this have to do with Printers, I wonder?
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This question has been asked forever and been the subject of debate. I think the question is worded incorrectly. If a tree falls, it makes a sound. That's a law of nature. The question is did it really fall if no-one was around to see or hear it.
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WTF?  Does this even need to be asked?  Chuck Norris created the universe with a roundhouse kick, I think he's more powerful than the stupid Terminator.
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Definitely the latter. I don't think Chuck would get wet. He'd just glide across the surface like Jesus. Only better.
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Chuck Norris ended world war 2... He farted in a can and threw  it at Japan!
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He would beat you, Chuck.\n;-)
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a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The old "If a tree fell in the forest, and there was nobody around to hear it, does it make a noise?" conundrum.  It depends on what you define as "a noise":\n\nIf you define "noise" as the creation and propagation of compression waves in the air at a variety of frequencies, then YES, the falling tree makes a noise.  A deaf person, who is incapable of hearing noises, would still feel the vibrations produced, as would any one of a variety of noise measuring devices.\n\nIf you define noise as the impingement of those compression waves on the human ear, with the resulting conversion into nerve impulses that stimulate certain specific portions of the human brain that we associate with "sound" or "noise", then NO, it does not make a sound, becuase there is no human ear present.\n\nSo, my final answer:  Yes, a tree falling in the forest makes a noise.  Doesn't matter if there's anyone or anything around to hear it.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck all the wood that he could chuck.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Only if the guy were Chuck Norris.  \n\nHey, what’s the fastest way to a mans heart?\n\nChuck Norris’s fist!  LOL...  Yeah.
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It's a water pistol. He uses it to water plants around the set. Chuck Norris doesn't need a real pistol. Every organ in his body has to be registered as a lethal weapon in every state in the country.
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code word is CHUCK NORRIS
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yes like chuck norris
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Chuck Norris would win
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.