have u ever pooed ur pants?
348696
Yes, I have.\n\nI was driving home one night and about 1/4 mile from home I got this incredible urge to poop.  It got more urgent by the second.  I was coming upon a major intersection in downtown Brooklyn, where I make a left turn to go the last three blocks home.  If I missed the light, I knew it was like a three minute wait for the next green, so I accelerated.  Just as I was coming to the intersection, it turned red...but I ran it...I was terrified I'd be stopped by a cop and have to wait yet another ten minutes while he wrote a ticket. Luckily, there was no cop.\n\nI drove the last three blocks, and there was a spot right in front of my house.  I parked and ran inside.\n\nThere were about stairway about 25 long to get to my apartment on the second floor, and I was debating how to go up it.  By this time, I was clenching my butt cheeks as tight as possible to keep everything inside, and was worried that going up the stairs would somehow loosen my grip.  Should I run up as fast as I could, or go up slowly, concentrating on keeping my cheeks clenched.\n\nI decided to run.\n\nAs I was running up the stairs, the flow started.  It was the wrong choice; I should have gone up one step at time, slowly, while still holding it back tight.  By the time I reached the top, I was soaked with runny poop. I ran upstairs to the shower and removed all my clothes and took a long hot shower, making sure to get rid of any little pooplets that might be hanging on.  I put my dirty clothes in a garbage bag and three them out.\n\nThat was 15 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday!
657328
yes i do y wot happend dear??????
504291
I got food poisoning on a school field trip in high school and pooed my pants in front of everyone.
942190
Do you need to poop? I'm just saying.....
483355
When I was in high school, the school I attended was rather large with several different staircases.  I was walking down the stairs one day, as well as everyone else walking down the stairs because we were changing classes, when my jeans became unbuttoned and my pants fell to the ground.  There was I standing in my panties, with my pants down to my ankles and I had an armload of books, so I couldn't grab the pants before they fell.
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
530986
http://home.tiac.net/~cri/2004/toilet.html\nhttp://www.clevelandseniors.com/forever/txttoilet.htm\n\n:-P\n\nNo, I've never done it. I'd like to say that I never will, but well, now I'm relatively young and my leg muscles still respond, in the future, who knows... But I don't want to think of the possibility! :-S\nLOL
505005
I did once. I was on vacation in Florida,the bouncer driving me home was arrested for D.U.I,and I was hand-cuffed to the Blazer door til they figured out what to do with me. They wouldn't uncuff me cause I'd take off walking so I pulled up the skirt,dropped the panty hose & let it fly right on the side of the highway. Could'nt hold it any longer & I knew I'd never see these people again. Terrible huh? True though.
537822
No, but my buddly puked on a chick he went down on....lol funny stuff
882474
I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
128966
i've wore a tee butt out in public. ...lol!!\njk
770451
I have done in the past but dont now ...:D\n\n45
599098
i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
672530
here i sit broken-hearted\ntried to shit and only farted
601010
Wow... thanks for posting that. I just peed my pants.
535306
Yeah.  Farting count ?
879514
No. I didn't. Was it Irritable Bowel Syndrome?