Do Jehovah's Witnesses get confused at a door manufacturing plant?
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JW heaven...\nAll those doors and no one to chase them off.\nOr would it be a form of hell for them?\nTormented by perpetual knocking and no one to convert...
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I can not believe what people say about us as Jehovah Witnesses. they don't know anything about us. they rather tell lies than know the truth. I was born Jewish, but came to love Jehovah God and Jesus in my life. I am proud to be a Jehovah Witnesses. we laugh, we cry, we have problems like anyone else. we also pay bills, we can be your next door neighbor. people say we are not taking care of our children by taking them to a doctor. Jehovah would never say to us not to take care of our children. Jehovah wants the best for our children and the best for us. people say the Jehovah and Jesus are the same. they are not. they are two different spirits. you can talk to them any time of the day or night. they are the best friends you can have, they would never lie to you. we are in 235 lands. we are loving family worldwide. we will not go to war, because like Jesus told us, the whole earth is our family. we don't worship idols, they have ears, but can not hear, they have eyes but can not see, they have a mouth but can not speak. Jehovah speaks to us by reading the bible.  anyone who talks mean about us Jehovah Witnesses are disfellowshipped or who do not know anything about us. I never understood why someone who knew Jehovah and Jesus would want to turn there back on them and get disfellowshipped. I love Jehovah and Jesus with my whole being.
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You know what I'm tired of hearing all you ignorant fools call them a cult.  They are not a cult.  They are the only religion that I actually liked.  They are the nicest people in ANY religion.  Until you actually talk to them or go to the Kingdom Hall then your nothing but some idiot speculating about something you don't know about.  And newsflash Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe in Hell.
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Being a Jehovah's Witness and having observed some utterly ridiculous comments and accusations against our faith, in numerous instances by Schneb and a few others, let's clarify a few things and see why these individuals are biased and prejudiced and how they're wrong (Schneb in this instance): \n\nTo start, Jehovah's Witnesses ARE Christians and they are NOT a sect.\n\nMr. Schneb has been horribly duped and brainwashed by (1) his personal beliefs which completely fall apart when compared to the truth from the Bible, and (2) those he relies upon for spiritual guidance, making him among the so many who are spiritually blinded by Satan today. That much is so evidenced by his refusal to accept simple and basic Bible truths and his steadfast reliance upon one man's translation of the scriptures (King James) which isn't very accurate in many respects. It also appears that he adheres to Bible translations that outrightly change the original wording and verbage of the scriptures in order to fit in with a false religious teaching (i.e. the man-made doctrine of the trinity, eternal hellfire, immortality of the soul, and so forth). \n\n- The Bible makes it perfectly clear that Jehovah God and Jesus Christ are separate and distinct individuals, with Jehovah being the name of the Almighty God, and Jesus being the first of Jehovah's creations, and a being subordinate and inferior in position to God (Colossians 1:15, Revelation 3:14). \n\nBut let's further examine another absurdity that Mr. Schneb, in his biblical ignorance, clings to: using John 1:1 to try and prove a ridiculous trinity: AT JOHN 1:1 the King James Version reads: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” Trinitarians claim that this means that “the Word” (Greek, ho lo´gos) who came to earth as Jesus Christ was Almighty God himself.\n\nNote, however, that here again the context lays the groundwork for accurate understanding. Even the King James Version says, “The Word was with God.” (Italics ours.) Someone who is “with” another person cannot be the same as that other person. In agreement with this, the Journal of Biblical Literature, edited by Jesuit Joseph A. Fitzmyer, notes that if the latter part of John 1:1 were interpreted to mean “the” God, this “would then contradict the preceding clause,” which says that the Word was with God.\n\nNotice, too, how other translations render this part of the verse:\n\n1808: “and the word was a god.” The New Testament in an Improved Version, Upon the Basis of Archbishop Newcome’s New Translation: With a Corrected Text.\n\n1864: “and a god was the word.” The Emphatic Diaglott, interlinear reading, by Benjamin Wilson.\n\n1928: “and the Word was a divine being.” La Bible du Centenaire, L’Evangile selon Jean, by Maurice Goguel.\n\n1935: “and the Word was divine.” The Bible—An American Translation, by J. M. P. Smith and E. J. Goodspeed.\n\n1946: “and of a divine kind was the Word.” Das Neue Testament, by Ludwig Thimme.\n\n1950: “and the Word was a god.” New World Translation of the Christian Greek Scriptures.\n\n1958: “and the Word was a God.” The New Testament, by James L. Tomanek.\n\n1975: “and a god (or, of a divine kind) was the Word.” Das Evangelium nach Johannes, by Siegfried Schulz.\n\n1978: “and godlike kind was the Logos.” Das Evangelium nach Johannes, by Johannes Schneider.\n\nAt John 1:1 there are two occurrences of the Greek noun the·os´ (god). The first occurrence refers to Almighty God, with whom the Word was (“and the Word [lo´gos] was with God [a form of the·os´]”). This first the·os´ is preceded by the word ton (the), a form of the Greek definite article that points to a distinct identity, in this case Almighty God (“and the Word was with [the] God”).\n\nOn the other hand, there is no article before the second the·os´ at John 1:1. So a literal translation would read, “an
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minimum of 40 thou, hard to truly answer without knowing the field; is it a factory?  retail?  door to door salesmen?
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Jehovah's Witnesses 'try to get others to join' because they are commanded to do so by Jesus himself. Any personal eventuality or preference is far less important than that command.\n\n(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you
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jehovah's witnesses....
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Actually, JW's don't believe that good works will get them anywhere at all.  They acknowledge that God cannot be bought by works.  They don't perform good works so much as shun sin as best they can, but out of respect and love for Jehovah and to cultivate and nourish their relationship with Him.  JW's foremost concern is the salvation of the human race by coming to know Jehovah.  They place great emphasis on the following verse, "This means everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ."
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You do not even consider that they are right do you?  We are the only religion that goes door to door to teach bible truths. Mormons go door to door but know nothing about the bible, only about their own.  We do this same work all over the world. Does that not even make you think that we might be sent by God?  If he did not approve of us, would our religion continue?  It is very difficult to go door to door, but with Gods Holy Spirit you can do anything.  The bible says that this good news of the Kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to ALL the nations, and then the end will come. Matt 24:14.  Who does this work besides us? Our religion is growing beyond any other religion, so it must have Gods blessing.  We teach love, honor and respect for all people.  Does any other religion teach that? If they do, do the people follow that advise?  At least we are not out shooting people like members of other religions are.  So, if you want to do something funny to the Witnesses, try telling them the truth for once instead of hiding behind your doors or laughing at them from the windows.  Jesus and the apostles faced the same ignorance when they went door to door. \n\nHere is something to think about from Matthew 10:\n11 “Into whatever city or village YOU enter, search out who in it is deserving, and stay there until YOU leave. 12 When YOU are entering into the house, greet the household; 13 and if the house is deserving, let the peace YOU wish it come upon it; but if it is not deserving, let the peace from YOU return upon YOU. 14 Wherever anyone does not take YOU in or listen to YOUR words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off YOUR feet. 15 Truly I say to YOU, It will be more endurable for the land of Sod′om and Go·mor′rah on Judgment Day than for that city.
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Yes. Their formal name is "Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses".\n\nLearn more:\nhttp://watchtower.org/e/archives/index.htm#jws\nhttp://jw-media.org/people/index.htm
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Probably Jehovah's Witnesses.  If it was _The Watchtower_ that they gave you, that's who it was.\n\nI have no idea what would have happened had you answered the door naked.
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My beliefs as a Christian Witness of Jehovah have helped me.\n\nI used to smoke, but when I learned God's view of this, I quit. That has helped spiritually, financially, and physically.\n\nI feel much better about myself, and am not as shy as I was before becoming one of Jehovah's Witnesses. I used to be so shy I would hardly speak to anyone.\n\nI also have gained a great deal of comfort from knowing what the Bible teaches, as well as having drawn close to God and his Son.\n\nThis is in addition to knowing what the future holds for me and my loved ones, and the earth and its inhabitants will finally be brought into the condition Jehovah originally purposed.
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nice question! i dont think they work in very good factories.
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Jehovah's Witnesses\nThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)
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I think I want to get a job as a machine operator in that factory that's looking for the 50 girls. Talk about on the job training! Whew!\n\nIn my hometown, there's a store called 'Bearly Used'. If you read one of the windows from top to bottom, it says, "Bearly Used Children's Maternity." One of these days, I really have to go take a picture of that window.
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There are many thousands of Jehovah's Witness individuals and families who live in Brooklyn and the rest of New York City; it is unlikely that all of them will soon "pull out" their families and their households.\n\nFor decades, Jehovah's Witnesses printed their literature, bound their books, packed their literature shipments, and loaded their trucks from their printery and warehouse complexes in Brooklyn, New York, USA. As recently as a few years ago, there were eleven different presses running there, and little room for expansion in that expensive metropolitan area.\n\nAs alternatives to expansion in Brooklyn were researched, it became clear that Jehovah's Witnesses could more economically expand their operations outside New York City. Land was less expensive, municipalities were more cooperative, utilities were less expensive, and there was little-to-no neighborhood objection to increased factory noise and truck traffic. At the same time, it was becoming clear that newer printing presses capable of fulfilling the increasing demand for Jehovah's Witness literature would require significantly higher ceiling heights than was available in any of the existing Brooklyn factory buildings.\n\nSince the 1970's, Jehovah's Witnesses had been printing their well-known magazines The Watchtower and Awake! at their printery in Wallkill, New York, about a ninety-minute drive from New York City. The decision was made to double the size of the existing Wallkill printery and move printery operations there from Brooklyn. The Wallkill complex covers more than 11 acres of floor space.\n\nIn conjunction with the new printery building, the acquisition of larger presses, and the geographic move to Wallkill, Jehovah's Witnesses designed and implemented one of the most sophisticated in-plant printing, binding, inventorying, packing, and shipping operations in the world at speeds and efficiencies impossible just a few years ago. The Wallkill facility offers free tours to the public from Monday through Friday.\n\nhttp://jw-media.org/region/americas/usa/english/releases/growth/usa_e030901.htm\nhttp://www.mullermartini.com/Desktopdefault.aspx/tabid-274/28_read-1914/\nhttp://www.jw-media.org/region/americas/usa/english/releases/events/usa_e030610.htm\nhttp://www.jw-media.org/region/americas/usa/english/releases/events/usa_e030529.htm\nhttp://jw-media.org/people/who.htm\nhttp://www.watchtower.org/e/jt/article_02.htm
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Yes I do wonder.. I wonder what you are trying to say.  I know the Watchtower uses Ps 83:18 to say we have to use the name Jehovah when talking about GOD as if GOD is too dumb to know who we are referring to.   In reality, they even admit that Jehovah was not GOD's name but since they had millions of things printed before realizing that, they had to stick with it.  Yahweh is far more accurant but in reality GOD has many names but the name HE is most accurately know by is I AM.  This is the same name JESUS used for Himself in John 8:24   \n\nMore important, GOD wants a relationship with us far more then a formal agreement.  My kids knew I was their dad long before they knew my NAME!