the granny.. she'll love you to pieces.... any other good tag lines from films????
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Dont you know fur is DEAD?\n\nUp and Over!!
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no idea, but here are some other quotes from the movie:\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430634/quotes
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man... it's a lot of quotes...\nlike when ms sophia said "all my life i had to fight... i loves harpo.. yes i's do... but i'll kill em dead....."\n\nthen when ms celi said "everything you done to me already done to you".... "i may be poor, black, i may even be ugly... but dear God... i'm here".... "til you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble"\n\nsuge avery "i's married now".... "you sho is ugly!!!"
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Song: Love Is Like A Butterfly\n\nMovie: Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (w/ Burt Reynolds)\n\nYou didn't ask for this but here's my favorite Dolly QUOTE:\n"I spent a lot of money to look this cheap!" followed by that infectious laugh she has :o)\n\nI am from Alabama but went to her themepark Dollywood in 1989 & loved it!\nShe is exactly as you see her on tv!\nShe is pure country thru & thru!
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"\n\nGrandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all! day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."\n\nGrandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.\n\nThe little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"\n\nThe little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."\n\nThe minister fainted...
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From the movie Life.\n\nRay: "You [bleep] around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions."
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From my grand-dad:\n\nBut the greatest bit of wisdom that he ever told,\nWas how to judge a woman, before she grew too old,\n'Before you wed a woman', he said with quite a shudder,\n'Stand back and have a bloody good look - not at her - her mother'.
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Pretty much every line in the movie!\n\n"Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!"\n\n"Think it'll work?"\n"It would take a miracle."\n"Bye bye, boys!  Have fun storming the castle!"\n\n"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"\n\nAnd the whole conversation during the swordfight between Wesley and Inigo - discussing fencing attacks and defenses.
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hey, these dialogoes became outdated way back in the 90s\nbut still...... 'main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne wali hu' ( now this is one dialogue that'll always be evergreen! lmao :p) \n\nany other....um.......\nmain tumse pyaar karta hun (i love you).... (u won't find a movie without this dialogue, admit it!!!)\nkya tum mujhpar vishvas nahi kar sakte/ kya tumhe mujhpar itna bhi bharosa nahi?\nmujhse galti ho gayi hai/ mujhe maaf kar do (counting all the infidelity movies being made, this one takes the biscuit!!)\n\num... ok, i know they're kinda lame but can't think of any at the moment.lol\n\n\n~xxlil.princessxx~
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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I'm pretty sure it's not from Gone With the Wind. \n\nI can't seem to find any reference to it being a quote from a film. If it is a quote from somewhere then it's not easy one to find.
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In "Goldfinger" one of the bond girls gets coated with gold. I think early in the film. \nIn "Barbarella" Jane Fonda Wrestles off a metallic space suit I think in the opening. That's as close of an association with women's legs and something metallic, like a trash can, I can think of.\nI can't really place a movie with a woman's legs sticking out of a trash can.\n\nI hope someone gets it, I'm curious now!
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail.\n\nVillager: We have found a witch, may we burn her? \nCrowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER! \nBedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch? \nVillager: She looks like one! \nOther Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!! \nBedevere: Bring her forward. \n\n(a young woman is pushed through the crowd of villagers to the platform. She \nis dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, \nand a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is \nclosed by the carrot.) \n\nWitch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! \nBedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one. \nWitch: THEY dressed me up like this. \nVillagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't! \nWitch: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one! \n\n(Bedevere lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in \nfact rather small.) \n\nBedevere: Well? \nOne Villager: Well, we did do the nose. \nBedevere: The nose? \nVillager: And the Hat. But she's a witch! \nVillagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her! \nBedevere: Did you dress her up like this? \nVillagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no... \nOne Villager: yes. \nVillagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit. \nAnother Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart... \nBedevere: What makes you think she is a witch? \nVillager: Well, She turned me into a newt!! \n\n(pause) \n\nBedevere: a newt? \n\n(long pause) \n\nVillager: I got better... \nVillagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER! \nBedevere: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she \nis a witch! \nVillagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us! \nBedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? \nV: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!! \nBedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches? \nVillager: More Witches! \nOther Villager: Wood. \nBedevere: So. Why do witches burn? \n\n(long silence) \n(shuffling of feet by the villagers) \n\nVillager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood? \nBedevere: Goooood! \nOther Villagers: oh yeah... oh.... \nBedevere: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood? \nOne Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er! \nBedevere: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone? \nVillagers: oh yeah. oh. umm... \nBedevere: Does wood sink in water? \nOne Villager: No! No, no, it floats! \nOther Villager: Throw her into the pond! \nVillagers: yaaaaaa! \n\n(when order is restored) \n\nBedevere: What also floats in water? \nVillager: Bread! \nAnother Villager: Apples! \nAnother Villager: Uh...very small rocks! \nAnother Villager: Cider! \nAnother Villager: Uh...great gravy! \nAnother Villager: Cherries! \nAnother Villager: Mud! \nAnother Villager: Churches! Churches! \nAnother Villager: Lead! Lead! \nKing Arthur: A Duck! \nVillagers: (in amazement) ooooooh! \nBedevere: exACTly! \nBedevere: (to a villager) So, *logically*... \nVillager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) \nIf...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood. \nBedevere: and therefore... \n\n(pause) \n\nVillager: A Witch! \nAll Villagers: A WITCH! \n\n\n(they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere's largest \nscale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.)
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the grandma!! oh my god she was awesome!!!! especially when she took that hit off of that joint from dante!! and when she did that little dance! awwww man!! who knew an old lady like that could cut cartwheels!! yes, granny was definitely my fave!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey Missy.........i mean, mom.....\n\nRuuuufus!\n\nWyld Stallyns!\n\nIs there a better set of movies?  I think not.
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loved this one>> Needing someone is like needing a parachute, If he isn't there the first time, chances are u won't be needing him again!\n\nhere r some of mine\n\n"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel."\n"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.  ~Author Unknown"\n"Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander" ...lol\n\nThanx
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"What do you want ? no matter what i want , what your family want . What you want ? what you want? "\n\n from the movie : " NOTEBOOK "