What's Your Favorite Chuck Norris Joke?
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hmmm.. Guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people. 'there is no theory of evolution just animals chuck norris allows to live. "when the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight he checks his closet for chuck norris"."Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding"."Police label anyone attacking chuck norris cose 45-1.....suicide."Chuck norris once shot down a aircraft by simply saying 'bang'."there are no races...there are jus tpeople who chuck norris beaten them into shades of black and blue."there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq..chuck lives in oklahoma.'Big foot takes pictures of chuck norris. Chuck Norris doesnt need red bull to fly. "If you are killed by Chuck norris your tombstone would say R.I.P. Ripped Into Pieces. Chuck Norris once lost his both legs in an accident and even managed to walk it off.Chuck norris agent onced ask him if he would be in BrokeBack Mountain movie and now that agent hasnt been seen in 2 years. never ask chuck to be gay in a movie NEVER.When chuck throws a boomerang the boomerang doesnt come back because it is scared to. Chuck norris can clap with one hand.. there tons more check themm out.
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Call Chuck Norris something stupid while you go visit his set. The cameras will catch you getting roundhouse kicked in the head! Good luck!!!
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.
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some people eat frog legs, chuck norris eats lizard legs, hense snakes.  \n\nwhen chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.    \n\nchuck norris can slame a revolving door.   \n\nChuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.\n\nChuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.\n\nThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.\n\nChuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.\n\nChuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.\n\nChuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.\n\nChuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.\n\nThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.
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The Chuck Norris jokes are funny as poo.\n\nYou can find them, just search.  I'll give you a little preview.\n\nChuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.  Too bad he's never cried.\n\nChuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.  Now they're called the Islands.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris has sex with men, it's not because he is gay, it is because he's run out of women.\n\nChuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying "booyah".\n\n\nThe Vin Diesel jokes are good too.  I'll give you a few of those.\n\nVin Diesel covers his slip and slide with gravel.\n\nEvery year Vin Diesel chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.\n\nWhen Vin Diesel donates blood he asks for a pistol and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris knows. He knows everything.
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I'm ready for that stupid f ucking joke to die already.  I'm not calling Chuck Norris a joke and wanting him to die, I just want the joke itself to die.
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man, that sucks!  i was jst joking with somebody about chuck norris ... here, read some of these and you will definitely be doing better.. knowing he's protecting you and all...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_fu\n\n\nHint: If you talk about Chuck Norris, you're bound to get an A!
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Chuck Norris has been around forever, the recent hype surrounding him has been started on the conan o'brien show, who used to show clips from walker texas ranger at the end of the show as a joke, and now its been almost a year of a long standing joke, and as we all know the are tons of chuck norris jokes making him cooler than he really is. So yea thats where it started
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Chuck Norris can do whatever Chuck Norris wants to do\nHe's Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris\n\nContrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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The greatest trick that Chuck Norris ever pulled, is getting the world to think he didn't exist.
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Chuck Norris, (born Carlos Ray Norris Jr. on March 10, 1940), is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor.\n\nSo he is 66 years old
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.\n\n(Supposedly a couple of Mr. Norris' favorite - mine too)
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Chuck Norris; it's the unstoppable force vs. the unmoveable object.
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The humor behind Chuck Norris jokes is if you've seen Walker, Texas Ranger, Walker could beat up 100 burly guys with bazookas and only use his fists.  So obviously, Chuck Norris is more masculine, tough, and Godly than you could ever wish to be.  It started off as a joke on a Chuck Norris fan site as Chuck Norris Facts, and when Chuck Norris himself found them funny, they became super popular.  It's just like the infamous Dead Baby jokes of the Eighties, they'll eventually lose popularity in favor for something else.