what is the safest way to get steroids out of your body? out of your system?
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Time, and possibly a lot of water, and make sure if you drink a lot of water during a given day, that you eat something too.
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DETOXIFYING--GETTING RID OF POLLUTANTS IN YOUR SYSTEM
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anabolic steroids are never safe to use, unless for some reason your doctor prescribes them.  and then in that case, no not when they've expired
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Jordan is almost there! \n\nOK to really answer this question you have to come from 2 sides. They all work.\n\n1/ Un-natural\n\n- Safe, with a doctor monitoring you - Anabolic Steroids\n- Safe, with a doctor monitoring you - Human Growth Hormone\n- Safe, with a doctor monitoring you - Testosterone\n\n2/ Natural\n\n- Whey protein - basic building block (best one)\n- Creatine Monohydrate - a cell volumiser\n- Glutamine - replenishes amino acid stores / volumiser\n- L-Arginine - linked to natural release of growth hormone\n- Amino acids - building block\n\nThese all work
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Nowhere dont use steroides they skrew u up
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Steroids, Creatine, or working out like your life depended on it. All three ways could kill you though.
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Steroids.  That'll do her, right quick.  \n\nSource:  I put on >28 lb in less than 2 months.  I took steroids for 6 weeks.  Regardless of what you eat, you gain weight like crazy. Oh, you will eat. Stuff makes you eat like a wolf.
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Steroids. JK don't take them\ngo here http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArtEjw_ZbPGu0PmIS1Z4JWbAFQx.?qid=1006032808376
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It is very dangerous to take steroids without being under a doctors care.  Patients are given steroidal medications at certain rates and are also weened from them at a certain rate.  Steroids can cause many adverse effects including uncontrolled blood glucose (one of the side effects can be lightheadedness).  You're taking a lot of chances.  You could potentially be working out to look good at your funeral.
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The best detox diet is to eat a well balanced diet with no fried foods, refined carbs, or meats, and avoid sugary drinks such as sodas and juices.  Drink about 100 oz. of water a day, work out in a sweat suit for 45 minutes vigorously, followed by a hot shower.   Also, an apple cider (1/2 cup) water (1/2 cup) and 3 tsp. honey are great, the taste is terrible but this is great for detox.  Niacin will also help the flush.
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Water doesn't actually flush weed out of your body, it just thins the urine so the concentration of weed is less.  If you are going to try that, take a vitamin B a couple of hours before so that your urine will look a more normal yellow and drink a lot of water or tea.\n\nExercise and being active is the best way to get weed out of  your body as it is stored in your fat and muscle.
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Eats fruits and vegetables, and lots of water.\nYour body doesn't need to be cleansed.  Just start eating healthier and the detox will happen on its own.
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"Steroid" is a general term, strictly it refers to any hormone whose molecule looks like that of cholesterol!\n\nThe most talked-about steroids are the anabolic steroids, such as testosterone.  These are what are used by athletes such as bodybuilders to achieve gains in muscle mass.  Dehydroxytestosterone is one long fancy chemical name for a popular anabolic.\n\nBut, there are also such things as "catabolic" steroids.  "Catabolic" means to break down ("anabolic" means build up, of course!).  Cortisol, a catabolic hormone made by our own bodies, is produced in response to various stressors; it tames our immune system and tries to stop it from overreacting.  In the process, it has to break down muscle tissue and become prepared to store excess energy in the form of fat.  People with excess cortisol (generally due to a tumor) generally have what is known as a Cushing's disorder, and obesity is its hallmark.\n\nCortisol and molecules like it are also given as drugs for various conditions, including multiple sclerosis, lupus, cancers, asthma, allergies, and the list goes on.  Cortisol's family is the "corticosteroids", and includes corticosterone, methylprednilosone, prednisone, and dexamethasone.  People do get put on these for various conditions, again... so if they're telling you they're taking steroids, it's probably not the kind that'll buff 'em up! ;-)
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Steroids seem to be the easy way out. Working out at the gym is hard work, and some players are so lazy, they want to do it the easy way. Barry Bonds--and probably plenty of other athletes--could have been respected, great athletes if they had been willing to work. But they just took steroids. Athletes like Barry Bonds, Mark Mcquire (sp?), Rafael Palmiero--they all broke huge records. People celebrated--until they found out the horrible truth. It caused so much confusion in baseball. What to do with them? Did they have to put asterisks by all the records? (715*\n*used steroids)\nI mean, that just gives kids bad ideas. Steroids\na) RECK your body\n2) injure your chances of being a respected athlete\nd) are just plain cheap\nMost of those athletes are liars, too! They say that they didn't intentionally take steroids. That's why I respect Jason Giambi--he admitted his mistake.\nI saw a story on the news about a high school football player who died. He had been taking steroids and they recked his body.
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NO steroid is good for you ..It not only causes heart problems but digestive , impotency , hair loss , kidney and liver problems . you are probably at your peak now and need to add a few more tings to your regime. Stay off steroids ,, no matter legal or not they will kill you
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SNAKE OIL my friend!!! The carnival salesmen of the 19th century have been reincarnated into companies who sell crap like Enzyte--Berekely Neutraceuticals--what a joke.  Do a google search on Enzyte lawsuits.  These substances contain some very scary chemicals which can cause major side effects if you happen to react to them.  \n\nIf you want to enhance yourself as a male, then spend some time lifting weights and exercising.  Get in the best shape you can, and if you are still not "performing" then see a real doctor about your testosterone levels and get a blood panel done.  If you are still not pleased, there are now doctors who prescribe HGH, which may be very dangerous.  I would just avoid it.  If drugs are your thing, then skip the mail order crap and go to a real doctor who deals with hormone prescriptions and injections for anti-aging and such.  These services are highly controversial, but the mail order stuff is just russian roulette.  In some people, these chemical compounds cause death.  I wouldn't ever order stuff.  And as a general note, just because a chemical was derived from a plant and they call it "natural" it can be just as deadly as any  other chemical.
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The side effects relate to the dose and type of anabolic steroid you take and how long you take them/\n\nHealth problems such as high blood pressure, liver damage, heart damage can occur if you take large doses or take steroids for long periods.   More commonly you will get pimples, headaches and when you stop taking the steroids feel depressed and lose the muscle you gained.  Yor testicles will shrink and you will have trouble with your libido and getting it up.\n\nBuild your muscle naturally through smart hard work - it will last longer, look more sexy to the ladies and you will not have any touble in the sack if you get the opportunity!\nSteroids are for lazy losers who end up being fat slobs!!!