Finish the Joke:  She's so Fat..........?
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For all of those who are commenting that these jokes are mean ... TAKE A JOKE ... hence the reason you are on this site b/c you are searching to answer jokes.  I weigh 300 pounds and I think these jokes are hilarious.\n\nShe's so fat ... that she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.\n\nShe's so fat ... when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.\n\nShe's so fat ... that her bellybutton doesn't have lint, but complete sweaters instead.
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Well, Your mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.\n\n(I hate these kinds of jokes, but I guess they're sorta funny. Unless you're someones mom...)
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a girl's nickname: fat kids are to hard kidnapped\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Ast44cjvmePogllJbh4oN88ezKIX?show=AA10909320
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He leans over to the big woman\nnext to him and says,\n"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"The big woman replies,\n"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.\nSure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.\nThe blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;\nshe's an ex-pro wrestler.\nNext to her is a blonde\nwho's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,\nand she's a kick boxer professional.\nNow, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second\nthen says;\n"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
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She probably is fat.  Tell her to lose weight.
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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Tell fatty she need to loose weight.
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so big----\nYo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.\nYo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.\nYo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.\nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.\nYo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.\nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.\nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.\nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass.\nYo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.\nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"\nYo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.\nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!\nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.\nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.\nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.\nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.\nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.\n                                so fat-----\nYo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.\nYo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.\nYo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.\nYo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.\nYo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!\nYo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.\nYo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.\nYo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.\nYo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"\nYo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."\nYo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.\nYo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.\nYo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.\nYo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.\nYo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.\nYo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.\nYo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.\nYo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.\nYo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.\nYo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.\nYo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.\nYo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.\nYo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.\nYo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.\nYo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.\nYo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.\nYo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.\nYo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.\nYo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.\nYo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.\nYo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."\nYo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.\nYo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."\nYo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.\nYo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.\nYo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.\nYo
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THAT IS SO MEAN. TELL HER TO EAT ALOT I GUESS.
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she annoys you because she's fat or she's fat because she annoys you? what does the fat part have to do with anything?
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She is extremely hot!\nb
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Add a little fat to Kristens body and shes be really pretty I hate underwieght chicks! ( hint hint ladies) lol
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She may be fat, but you're stupid-- and she can diet.
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just deny it. fat people are there to be mean to. next time she walks by ask her if it counts as whale watching
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fat\nlonely\ndepressed\nfunny
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a joke: no! hehehehehe
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Your mama's so fat that when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.\n\nYour mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house.\n\nYour mama's so fat I don't need a joke\n\nNeed more?:\nhttp://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html\n\nHave a good laugh!!