how can you put an elephant into a refrejerator in three steps?
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open door, put elephant in, close door....
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Converting a liquid, such as water, to a vapor (what happens when water evaporates) takes a lot of energy.  The heat of the elephant's body is basically the energy source used for this, thus cooling him down.
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1. Put 8l in the 8l-jar - \n4l are left in the 12l-jar, 8l in the 8l-jar, the 5l-jar is empty \n\n2. Fill the 5l-jar with water from the 8l-jar -\n4l still in the 12l-jar, 3l left in the 8l-jar, 5l in the 5l-jar\n\n3. Empty the 5l-jar into the 12l-jar - \n9l in the 12l-jar already, 3l in the 8l-jar, 5l jar is empty\n\n4. Empty the 8l-jar into the 5l-jar (those 3l, you know ;) -\n9l in the 12l-jar still, 8l-jar is empty, 3l in the 5l-jar\n\n5. Fill the empty 8l-jar with water from the 12l-jar - \n1l left in the 12l-jar, 8l-jar is full (with 8l :), 3l in the 5l-jar still\n\n6. Pour 2l from the 8l-jar into the 5l-jar - this is easy, you just have to fill the 5l-jar :) -\n1l in the 12l-jar, 6l are left in the 8l-jar, 5l in the 5l-jar\n\nGUESS WHAT?\n\n7. Empty the 5l-jar into the 12l-jar - \n6l in the 12l-jar, 6l in the 8l-jar, 5l-jar is empty\n\n:)
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Then go and fill it directly ..
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mix two cups of water with 3 cups of flour\nAdd the juice of adult one coco-berry tree (min height 936ft 3inches)\nFold in two cups of young ladys body hair mixed with 1 tsb of old man rimula\nturn around in three complete circles chanting UMBA UMMA UMBA\nand leave to chill over night or for a t least 18 minutes.\nPinch of salt to taste\nVoila...you have gold!\n\nIf this one fails, I do have a magic spell but it requires milk which is extremely difficult to get these days since the cows became extinct, it doesn't work as well with boobie milk.
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just multiply the side of the cube 3 times
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You need a container that you can fill with water and put upside down into a bigger container with some water in(eg a 2-gallon catering container for ketchup or etc, upside down in a half-filled bath). You also need a length of tubing that can reach from outside the bath, to inside the upside-down container.\n\nBy taking a really deep breath, and then breathing out (into the pipe) as much as you can, you can replace some of the water with air that used to be in your lungs. As soon as you've finished blowing, put your thumb over the pipe to stop any of the air coming back out.\n\nWhile the container is still upside down and underwater, put the cap back on it. You can then take it out of the bath and either weigh it, or pour out the water still in it into a measuring jug.\n\nThe difference between its total capacity, and the amount still in it, is the same as the amount of air you breathed out.\n\nThis amount is NOT actually your total lung capacity; it's called the 'tidal volume', because you breathe it in and out like a tide. There's some air you can't breathe out, no matter how hard you try (your lungs are never totally flattened out, unless you died in an elephant avalanche). This remaining air is called the 'residual volume', and it's usually about half of what you can measure, ie a third of the total.
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take out the toner and drum, and get a can of air, and just clean out the inside. then pop it back in.
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there's no f'n way.\n\nhey, isn't that how to get an elephant into a v.w.?
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crush it and put it in water
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1.  Open the door.  Put the elephant in the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n2.  Open the door.  Take the elephant out of the fridge.  Put the giraffe into the fridge.  Close the door.\n\n3.  The giraffe is not there, because he's in the fridge.\n\n4.  You go during the animal-kingdom meeting, because all the animals except the giraffe will be at the meeting and it will be safe to cross the river.
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First, fill in the 3 liter bottle completeley to make 3 liters.\n\nPour into the 5 liter bottle.\n\nRe-fill the 3 liter bottle again.\n\nPour into the 5 liter bottle.  You will only be able to put 2 liters into the 5 liter bottle, thus leaving only 1 liter left in the 3 liter bottle.\n\nPour out the 5 liters.\n\nPut the 1 liter from the 3 liter bottle into the 5 liter bottle.\n\nRe-fill the 3 liter bottle.\n\nPour into the 5 liter bottle.\n\nNow you have the 4 liters in the 5 liter container.
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I would like to come back as an elephant
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1:stick a centerfold model pic to the back of ur bathroom door.\n2:strip\n3:lean forward and place 1 hand on the door\n4:with ur free hand..choke ur lizzard to ur hearts delight!\nlol...see its easy!
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hi,\n\ntransformers you can buy for pretty cheap at any decent electronics or  hobby stores (radio shack sucks these days, but they probably still have them).  \n\nhowever you can make them really easily.  all you need is a hunk of steel or iron (some kind of rod-shaped thing would work, as would a donut-shaped loop).  take one wire and wind it around the piece of steel N times.  take another wire and wind it around a different part of the steel M times.  congratulations, you have just built a transformer that will step up/down voltages by a factor of M/N (or N/M, if you hook it up the other way.)\n\ncheers-
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Ptu them to a song. honeslty it helps \n\nor make like a pneumonic device like :\n\nLittle Elephants Prance Far Behind Good Modern Shoes \n(London-England Paris-France Berlin_German Madrid _spain
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Elephant exerts 62.5 PSI (2000lb/32in^2)\nBus exerts 58.3 PSI (4200lb/72in^2)\n\nThe elephant!