If I become a contortionist, will I be able to sit on my OWN lap?
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And kiss your a** good bye.
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Of course! You are in control of your own body. Better yet...do it with your partner.
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Well, if you weight more than her, then go ahead. Weight is not a problem. Consider your strength first though. If she weights more than you, she probably knows it and wouldn't ask to sit on your lap in the first place, so don't worry
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You have to strech every day and in a month you should be able to do it. When my brother and I were in Karate we could both do it and it doesn't hurt your special place.
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If you aren't flexible as a kid it isn't likely you can be as an adult. You can however increase your flexibilty (to a point), but the kind you're talking about starts young..
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Yes I can, unfortunately people with no arms or those paralysed from the neck down will have a more difficult time trying to do this.
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You can sit on it and go. Or you can just put your feet on each side and squat and go like you usually do.
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I had a boyfriend with back problems - you really can hurt yourself if you do it the wrong way. \n\nAsk your doctor or look on the internet for suggested positions.
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Yes, you arm would be like butter (ha ha)\n\n\nSeriously, yes you most certainly could.  In fact, you could do it without any time shft.  There is enough empty space between electrons and nuclei, similar to the way gamma rays and radio waves pass through you body.  Of course, its just theory.
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theres always the remote control finger workout, or the 'see how far you can strech to reach stuff without actually getting up' with practice you can get yourself almost horizontal before you fall over, and seeing how much you can carry in one go so you dont have to make two trips, picking up stuff with your feet so you dont have to bend(good strong toes and balance) the list is endless!
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Try the stretch described from this link.. http://www.rice.edu/~jenky/sports/piri.2.html\nYou should also see a physical therapist.
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No it does not. please dont do it.  You can increase your flexibility in less than a week.  Concentrate on a certain part on your body.   Sitting on the floor, with legs together try to touch your toes.  Notice how far you can go.  Hold it as far as you can & reach for a count of 10 and release.  Do it again but a little further.  If you cant go further keep doing that until you feel comfortable pushing it. Do this daily.  After a short while you will be able to stretch a lot further.  Try the same thing standing up (if you can keep your balance)  I used to be a cheerleader in highschool and college.  During the off time it was easy to "tighten up" again.  Keep at it.  The same concept works with arms and back areas.  Good luck.
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I have scoliosis & found out in the 5th grade--I am now 33. I have been able to do anything that I want to. \nYou may want to use a back brace &/or start practicing now for good posture to prevent future complications, but many people have curvature of the spine and most of those who do don't even need medical supervision for it. \nRemember, thru God, all things are possible!
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If you want to break your neck you can, and you like getting hit in the back with chains.  \n\nYou can pretty much use anything you like to make ropes or turnbuckles, but uh...  I highly suggest that you dont, especially if you plan on trying to immitate the high flying stunts you, unless you want to be a paraplegic who is confined to a wheel chair.
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I'm not a little girl myself and my man loves when i'm on top.  Its a comfort level and you have to get to the point where you're comfortable.  One way that seems to work is reverse (someone referred to it as cowgirl style).  I would suggest doing this while he is sitting in a chair because you will have the floor as leverage versus the bed that does not provide any stability.  Also, throwing on a pair of high heels will help you keep your balance..You can learn a lot from a stripper ;)
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Nice question.\nWe bend our knees when jumping is really about to make jumping possible with our own energy.\n\nTry jumping without bending your knees.\nWhat will happen?\nYou will barely be able to jump. You will only manage to stand tip-toe and raise your body for less than a inch and for about one second.\nPlus, if you continue doing that you will get sprain joints.\n\nBy bending our kness, we will generate potential energy for the muscles. The muscles will contract then expand to transform the existing potential energy into kinetic energy powerful enough to stay off the ground for seconds.\n\nTherefore, spraining can be prevented because expanded muscles will absorb the shock of landing.\n\nIt functions like a spring.\nYou have to press it in order for it to jump, right?  \n\nForce = Mass x Acceleration also matters. \n\nI hope I help. \nMaybe I will come back to do some editting.\nPlus, go check other rational answers.
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Sure.\nThere are Circus schools you can check.\nHave in mind that the younger you are, the better. Is not easy for a grown-up body to get that kind of flexibility if it has never had it.\n\nGood luck!