people i  really need your opinion on this...its serious so please don't joke about it!!?
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Sorry to hear about this, I am sure it is tearing you apart inside.  Unfortunately, I think it is over.  By what you are saying, it would appear that he has someone else.  The signs look like they are all there, sadly.  Whether he is cheating on you or not, it seems clear that he has moved on and you aren't packed up in his moving van!  I suggest that you cut your losses before you lose more of yourself.  It is always tough when this kind of situation comes up.  You have invested your time, life and deep emotions into something that you thought would last and for no known reason, you are abandoned and alone when you need it the most.  It is just going to hurt you more if you carry on with this non-relationship that is going on.  Just leave him alone and try to move on, if he decides to contact you, YOU be the one who is busy or something.   If he wants to get serious with you, tell him that he will need to tell you why you should pay attention to him and to tell you what all the secrecy was about, why he was too busy for you and why he left you, basically, all alone?  Good luck, I'm sure there are many much better guys out there who will appreciate you and the love you have to offer!
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For some people flirting is just in their personality. Now if it's flirting with the intent to cheat, or they are being very suggestive, then I don't think it's acceptable. Still, while it may be innapprorpriate, I wouldn't call it cheating.
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I can't believe people are actually analyzing this. Saying it's old and dumb. That the original question was based on an assumption? It's a joke!!!! It was clearly stated that it was a joke. Lighten up people. Take the free points and be happy with the points and a funny laugh for the day.\n\ntosmith
783002
I think you are joking , but there are many people very serious to answer your question. you shall appreciate them
162634
Probably you just have to ignore it. It might not be as bad as you think, and maybe most people do not have the time to see it the way you think they do.  Look at the best of yourself, not the worst.
486587
I really don't see what can be funny about any of it, there again people like you that set out to cause relationship breakdowns must all be alike, the woman who slept with my husband whilst I was pregnant with baby no.2 sat and smirked her way through countless court hearings etc.  \nI agree with karma, it will catch up with you, and then you'll all have to form smirks anonymous to support each other
611791
I wouldn't worry about it. We all are aroused by different things, who is to say what is 'right' or 'wrong' and what is normal or not! If it does it for you, you may as well carry on with it!
202065
Go for it. It makes you feel stronger and it doesn't hurt anyone, so it can't be bad. Can I make fun of you too? Just kidding.
761995
I don't get it.  Is this a joke?  Please explain.
606286
so not funny. I was going to do some research on it for you, but haider is the better expert here being a sufferer of it (good you keep your sense of humor and perspective there, haider).\n\nBest of luck to both of you. I will keep you in my prayers, if that doesn't offend you. ;-)
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LOL!\n\nwhy are there even people on this world who don't understand this point ur making.\n\ni mean, sometimes sarcasm is deeply hidden, but if they even don't see your point in this, then maybe God should start flooding the earth again :)
974274
yea...\nplz don get offended 4 this..
878585
OH my god please stop.  Really what is the use of a joke if you are the only person laughing.  I mean the rest of us are laughing but it is at you.  Try to just let it go.  I suggest getting a porno, jacking off and taking a nap.  Or maybe go outside, enjoy the day.  You are getting pretty sad my boy.\nB
1095550
LOL\n\nPeople are still not getting your joke and trying to be serious!!\n\nVery funny.
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I'm going to treat this as a humorous question instead of getting snarky about it.\n\nBut I can't think of a funny way to answer, so I'll just say no, it's not hypocritical.
856730
Never mind what others think... do YOU think it's gross?  \n\nIf you do, then don't do it. \n\nIf you don't, then be SAFE when you are doing it.\n\nSomeone's going to damn you no matter what your POV.  Just make sure you make the choice that suits you.
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this is a funny joke. your funny.\n\n**please god let this be a joke and not a real thought..amen.**