What is The Best  President George W Bush , Joke or Riddle You Have Ever Heard ?
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The joke is on us...  now\n\nand it isn't very funny...
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Barbra that is so funny, and I am glad you still have a sense of humor the way America is heading into troubled times, I am afraid. I am going to go with the spinach like Popeye the sailor; because it makes me strong to the finnich! I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot! As far as Bush goes, America needs to take him off of life support, and just let him go.
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what about George Bush and the 24 cabinet members story?\n\nsorry, you said IDIOMS oops
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Political Heaven Joke\n\nAl Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Heaven.\n \nGod addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe  in?"\n     \nAl replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. \nAnd I've come to understand that now."\n\nGod thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.  Come and sit at my left."\n\nGod then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"\n\nBill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've  sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, \nand I hope no grudges are held against me."\n\nGod thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."\n\nThen God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"\n\nHillary replies, "I believe you're in my chair."\n\n\nThe Post Turtle \n\nWhile suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. \n\nEventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.\n\nThe old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."\n\nNot being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.\n\nThe old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a\nturtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." \n\nThe old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there\nby himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"
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no way grl... ud be trippin.... lol i would neva... n did neva... n will neva...... herz some jokz.. enjoy!\n\n- George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when \nGeorge W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me." \n\nWise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, "Oh, they \nare only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it \nto you." \n\nNow Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver. \n\n\n"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Cheney. \n\nThe cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when \nthey finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, "See! That guy was \nreally stupid." \n\n"No kidding," replied George W. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. \nYou could have called instead."\n        \n- Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"\n\nBush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us! \n\nBush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Whores in Midstream.\n\nBush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.\n\nBush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!\n\nBush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.\n\nBush/Cheney '04: It's still Clintons Fault\n\nBush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.\n\nBush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA.\n\nVote for Bush & You Get Dick! \n\nBush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now! \n\nWith a Bush, a Dick and a Colin, everyone gets screwed\n\nBush/Cheney '04: Building a Bridge to the Great Depression       \n\n- Bush (Senior) was in his front yard mowing his grass when little W.came out of \nthe house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Little W opened it, looked in, \nthen slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.\nAs Bush (senior) was getting ready to edge the lawn, looking his son, little \nW. came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and \nthen slammed it closed harder than ever.\nPuzzled by his son actions George (senior) asked him, "Is something wrong \nson?"\nTo which he replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps \nsaying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." \n\npeace out:)
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George Bush...oh wait, thats stupidity!
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Who the hell is George W. Bush?
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Liar: I got Tony Blair\nFailure: President Bush\n\nThats inspiring! two of the most important men and they are represented and discribed by two of the most insulting words! how did you find that out? thats funny!\n\nim mailing this to all my mates x
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The one with Bush is funny
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Someone in my class told me this. \nI'm sorry if you support Bush but............anyways.\n\nBush was stranded on an island and a genie came to him and said,"You have two wishes. What is your first wish?" Bush said,"I wish I was back in the White House." Poof...He was in the White House. The genie said," What is your second wish?" Then Bush said," I Wish my people were happy." Poof...He was back at the island.
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George Bush,sounds stupid in EVERY accent lol
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*giggling* Oh, gods, it would be like Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam!! \n\n"Whewe aw we going, Sam? To find a wascawwy wabbit?" \n\n"ARR, I'm the rootin'est, tootin'est, gunslingin'est cowboy what ever was vice president! *BANG, BANG* YEEE-HAW!!! Uh, Elmer? Elmer, you OK?"
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Ask George W. Bush personally.
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Thank God for George Bush!
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George Bush.... and 1 :)
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Here:\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4955425840773126414&q=george+bush\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3088605151190792370&q=george+bush\n\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1209180756509463520&q=george+bush\n\nWatch all three they are hilarious!
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G.W. Bush\nHe has all the right moves