You're at work...go outside for something...and a seagull poos on your head......?
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Let it dry, and wait 'til someone says something about it.\nThen freak out, shouting obscenities about seagulls in the desert.
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Head in the sand.....
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Child!  What are you going to do when you get out into the world and your boss wants you to do something, lean over and ask a co-worker to do it?  I don't think so!  Now log out and stop asking others to do your homework!
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EEWWWW!!!!! GROSS!!! Where do you work, cause I'm sure not wanting to there!  I'm sorry, but that's just sick.  Ugh, I'm grossed out just thinking about it.  \nThat's my opinion.  The end. (Hint, hint-my response is a NO!)
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Don't worry about it.... You're boss will be chucking a sickie too :-)
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Go poop. Poop, forrest, Poop!\n(I just have to say that was the only question actually worth answering today!)
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a booger.  I spy something colorful..........
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put the bird in a diaper before you go for a  ride
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You might be part bird...
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Where do you work?  This is not normal behavior report him at once
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Go outside do something else before your brain turns to mush.
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Go to work.  You might need the sick day later on...
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either enjoy or look for another job.
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go to work eventually :)
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STICK YOUR HEAD IN WATER!
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Ok, I'm in my pijamas at work !!!!!!!!!\n\n(no one else around of course)\n\n=0)\nGood luck
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At work too!! But it's Friday so why not? Wait...I do this everyday at work!