Why are pheasants so stupid?
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Small brain.\n\nStupidity is directly proportional to brain size.\n\nCan be written in a mathematical equation as follows:\n\nStupidity* = 1/Brainsize*\n\n* Stupidity as a ratio with 1 being so incredibly daft that I shall not describe it any further for fear of dumbing us down due simply to reading it. 0.00000000033 being actually quite bright.\n\n* Brainsize measured in cm3, but if you think this may be making you more intelligent that you actually are try using cubic inches.
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you call them idiots ...\nand why they do it ? ... who knows .. probably boredom
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You don't need to protect them, don't you see that there are many of them on the streets already. Instead, let it be, it's because of men interfering on nature's business that our system is unbalanced as it is. Quest for thinking: why do you see more pigeons than any other species of bird? Answer: Because pigeons can adapt easily to any environment.
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because people in general are stupid.
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Because they are fools.
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They can't bear the thought that they are no more special than an insect. They fear death and a hope that death is not the end comforts them. Brainwashed fools
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The actual life expectancy of a pheasant is 2-3 years.
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Because they are stupid
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Because they are foolish.
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some people are idiots.
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cuz some people are stupid
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BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS !!
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Your bones are too dense. \n\nNo joke, the reason birds are capable of flight is due to having hollow bones, making them far lighter.
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Because Americans are stupid
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Coz they're idiots...
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Because they are not able to think issues through for themselves. They are either too lazy or too stupid, I'm not sure which. They simply believe what they are told and repeat what they are told incessantly in the hopes of recruiting more parrots for their cause. Oh yeah, and they drink WAY too much of the Jesus Juice the right-wing "Christians" serve.
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because they are stupid ass-holes