How do you get your b.oner down?
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THINK OF YOUR GRANDMA
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The easiest way would be to put a rubberband around the base, closest to your body.  After a week or so they will just shrivel up and fall off.
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have chuck norris stare at it until it shuts down from fear\nlol thax 4teh pts
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Have a habit of throwing Lambi Lambi in the air.\nThis is then first step towards your aim.
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rub toilet paper between them three times a day. it will work too. wy ex wifes aas got huge.
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have a hard on in the morning! \numm get some big sticks strap them together and wrap hid around the outside
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Attach your mouth to their neck, suck to create a vacuum, then suck really hard. That'll give em a little hicky!
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Slow down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My best friend and i tried this one recently. A  backwards kick will do the trick. I speak from painful experience!
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Eat fruit and stop drinking caffieen products no soda no coffee and drink reguler water and watch the lbs. drop off also no eating after 5 at night.
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GET A PERRMIT... go to the library so you don't blow yourself up, then basicly make a still.\n \n "Hill" people have been doing it for hundreds of years.
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Snatch back their hands,twist it and break it off...\nBut for easier and effective results,bring with you a pepper spray or teargas everywhere
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Get someone to hold the horses bridle while you get on,and then let the person lead you around for a while until you get your confidence back.you could also try a different, more placid animal. Falling off is never as bad as it seems,as you found out!
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best way is by example dont eat it and rember you can only push someone one way and thats away from the results you want
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get some slip so that u wont feel it again
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Practice saying no.\nYou can't please everyone.
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Get him drunk.\n\nSeriously, though, my boyfriend guilt trips me to do it, so that might work. But you really shouldn't top him if he really really doesn't want to.