I am having a duel with this guy and he is swearing at me so i need some comebacks...hes calling me gay and st
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Your simian countenance suggests a heritage rich in species diversity.\n\nor\n\nmay a thousand bedbugs get drunk and dance a jig in your belly button.\n\npoint out that those who are quick to call others gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality
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A gay accent? That's a new one. You mean gay mannerisms? I'd be you'd be surprised to look around you and find out how many men who act "normally hetero" are really gay.\n\nWhy would you be so angry about someone's mannerisms? You might want to lay off the red meat. Sounds like you have too much testosterone.  \n\nSpare me the insulting IMs too.
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Slap the BI**H and say BI**H if u dont stop that S**T im gonna slap the S**T out of u again! And then have her contact me, ill fix her!
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Try n be calm and tell him to stop without giving him the pleasure of knowing he is upsetting u. If it continues pick your time and place and say something that would really embarrass him... something in the lines of 'You cant even get a h**d on so wat are u playing at boy'? or even better say 'you probably wud be better off giving yourself a w*nk dont you think'. Be assertive!  Gud luck
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3 simple words I AM GAY!!!!!
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Train yourself to be ready to be good with comebacks and do it confidently.  It's hard to do but well worth the effort.\n\nIf you don't like the job, find another job and give this jerk the snubbing of his life!  That will REALLY put him in his place!
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steel yourself up. it will be a long time before us gays worldwide are not mocked at or boored for what we are. does your neighborhood have any kind of police protection? or is the police as bad as the neighborhood? hate crimes are serious, and reporting such abuse might help. \nignore what people call you. show them that you do not care what they think of you. they are goading you to do something, or react negatively, and when you do so, they will have won the battle to put you down. do not let them get to you. also counsel your boyfriend to keep his rage in check until the time is right. you can enlist the help of the local gay community for support too.
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You might try recording one of his 'episodes', he may not realize how obnoxious that is.  You might reminding him that it's only a compliment when someone ELSE says it...\n\nGood luck, that kind of behavior gets old fast!
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sounds like one that the guys in my family would enjoy but at the same time, one that would make me want to hit my boyfriend for saying!  A little too racist for me, so you would definetly want to be careful who you tell it to!
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I'm  sorry he said that. if you haven't had any "romantic" dealings with this man, then he has no right to call you that. tell him that you were rather offended by him saying that, even if it was a joke. jokes are meant to be funny, and obviously, he was the only one who thought it was funny. if he does it again, then tell his wife.
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Dude, really try and get some help.  You clearly have issues that need attending to.  If you're gay or not, this silliness isnt healthy for you.  Not passing judgment, but clearly this is a cry for help.
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Smile, say that it was good of him to enlighten you with his/her/it's point of view, and that you'd get back once you'd figured the depth of the person's insights which that person was so good to share with you.\n\nThe next time the person tries to corner you, smile and rush off saying that you'd a broken garter or broken a heel or something like that.\n\nGuys will have to think of some reason or the other to fob off the person without bopping him, cause violence will feed to his frenzy and make him a martyr, at least in his own eyes.
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Tell it in his face....\n\n"DUDE, IM NOT A FAGGET, STOP STARING AT ME"
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ONLINE? If this is your only option then ask him a question and poke fun at him about his answer. This requires some wit. Be funny not mean. Guys like to laugh and if you make him feel insecure, he will defend himself....Its a way of flirting if you do it right
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It is against community guidelines to be using offensive and foul language.  Instead of answering him back, just ignore him.  That will tee him off more.  If he continues to harass and offend you, report him to abuse@yahoo.com .  Why do you even want to continue this kind of communication?!  Get some self respect.
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just say him back that "fu*k you too".if he really mean it then maybe something would be wrong and if he is kidding,then he would never dare to say such thing.
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oooooooooohhh\n\nmeiow\n\nif your a bloke then you really should be embarrassed at having asked such a bitchy comment. get a life grow up and ACT like a man not a nancyboy.