Excuses for staying home from school?
351621
jab yourself in the eye with a pencil.. just kidding.. but seriously.. if u are sick then just say so.. and tell what is wrong with u.. of course this does not mean u get to eat nachos and watch porn all day.. that is my job.. just rest and take it easy and u will be better in a jiffy
212288
Whatever you do, GET TO SCHOOL BEFORE IT CLOSES!!!  Tell your mom or your neighbor or a close friend.  You could try calling someone in your class who is not exactly your friend...maybe someone who you wouldn't normally talk to.
821858
Well, I give you kudos for at least being honest about the fact that you know how, but you just don't want to have to spend all afternoon doing your homework. But you know what, hon -- that's part of being a student. Some days, most of your day will be filled with getting homework done. Turn on some relaxing music and get going. You'll be fine.
1044238
You should let your family know that you are simply under the weather but you want them to go and to enjoy themselves.  You are simply not meant to make this trip today but you will rest up and another time, when you are well, you will make the trip with them.\nIf they insist that they won't go because you are not well - then don't fight them - let them stay home if they choose to do that instead of going.
901254
Just do it as soon as you get home from school. It can't always be fast, but at least you get it overwith and can do whatever you want for the rest of the evening.
946376
Show her some of your "A" tests and remind her that you are a much better student than many parents can bribe their kids into being, with the suggestion that this is a sort of reward- you are a good student and can stand to miss a half-day of school. Explain calmly and clearly your points about the teachers expecting students to not show up. You can also mention how even the school administration didn't feel it was necessary to have a whole day of school- aren't the last three hours of school just as important as the first five? Make sure to present your points maturely and rationally, without any whining, and your mom is sure to be impressed and agree to let you stay home.\n\nIf she makes you go anyway, you can skip homeroom and your classes and just hide in the library and read. Make it a 5-hour discover-interesting-books day, it'll be awesome. I wish I had a 5-hour block of time I could devote to just browsing a library, I need to expand the types of books I read and I've glanced at really interesting titles that I never had time to check out. Like ventriloquism, learn ventriloquism! You'll be able to screw with people for the rest of your life.
344211
When your mother doesn't send you to school. ( Excluding the weekends )
301874
Well There isn't always a party.You have to be prepared for anything that comes at ya. Always be on time it counts for your grade.Make sure you ask for help when ya need it. Always call home cause if ya don't you'll feel home sick
601092
I actually used this excuse with a substitute:\n"Well Mr. Wells.. you see why I don't have my homework? I was walking home from the bus stop, when I heard from rustling in the bushes.. I walked over to see what the rustling was, and to my amazement, a herd of angry water buffalo charged after me. I ran as fast as I could, until I pulled a pogostick out of my pocket, and I bounced all the way to the end of the street. The buffalo stopped because I was bouncing so high, but as soon as I got a'hoppin' a pig flew out of nowhere and started eating my hair! In all the confusion, I dropped my homework, which is why I don't have my homework today."\n\nI said it with a serious face and used expressive hand motions to add to the story. The teacher didn't even care that I didn't have my homework after I told such an in-depth and creative story liek that.\n\nAmazing that it worked too, because I'm a Freshman in Highschool.\n:D
442524
apply for a job at the store now and ask to start when classes get out. that way you guarantee yourself a summer job. that way she'll stop nagging you hopefully.
847062
Yes.\n\nEven though the weatherman says its bad, your city probably did a good enough job cleaning up to warrant a trip to work/school.\n\nRemember, when you don't go to work, others have to pick up the slack for you, and they had to drive in the same conditions you would have.\n\nAs for class, if the school is closed, don't go. If it is open, go. Easy as that.
906584
lack of dinner when I get home.
913540
What is this doing in home schooling?\nHow do you check out of school if you are 'home schooled'\nAre you stuck in school and want to leave?\nUsually the school wants to contact your parents before they let you leave.\nYou could just skip out\n\nHmm. . \nA good excuse? I left the stove on\nI forgot my medication (this one gets a lot of mileage at all stages of life)
603170
Perfectly possible. I do the exact same thing when I'm between school and home. You should have no problems with it.
846855
Get expelled/excluded, then you and your silly pals can stay at home on that stupid website.\n\nHave a look at this http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsgQ0Xwc7iKY8Q53CicVOt7sy6IX?qid=20061110095119AAoDENh
891205
Calm down, Sweetie. Ask a teacher that you trust if he is sick. He could be on vacation. Sometimes parents don't always get vacation time from their jobs in the summer time. He could have had a death in his family. There are lots of reasons why he could be out of school. Have someone ask one of his friends if they know why he hasn't been there.
424218
cut down on the disctractions. cut off your cellphone and don't open your messenger.\nalso, rotate your homework so you do one boring subject followed by one fun subject. and have an accountability partner. say, you'll meet your friend at starbucks when you get your homework done, and when you get there, have her ask you if it's done.