Where can I get some good yo momma jokes?
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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just  type jokes in google u will get it
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yo momma like a tv, even a two year old could turn her on lol
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Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.\n\nShe says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.\n\nMakes you sound like ignorant White trash.\n\n\nHere is a regular joke for you.\n\n\nMarriage & Manners\n\nThis is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.\n\nThe only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.  \nThe noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. \n\nEvery morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. \n\nHe told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.\n\nShe told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.\n\nThe years went by and he continued to rip them out!\n\nThen one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl \nwhere she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. \n\nShe took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic \nwaistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.\n\nSome time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.  \n\nThe wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! \nAfter years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. \n\nAbout twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.  \n\nShe bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.   \n\nHe said, "Honey, you were right.  All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".   \n\n"What do you mean?" asked his wife.\n\n"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.\nBut by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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This joke goes back so far, that back then, when the doctors were practicing medicine, they were PRACTICING!!\n\nSecond opinion:  Yo momma is still dirt ugly !!
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LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
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Yo mama...\nso stupid, she tried to put skittles and m&m's in alphabetical order and failed\n\nso fat, when she walked in front of the tv, we missed 3 episodes of sesame street\n\nso stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nso stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nso stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nso stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nso stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nso stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.\n\nso stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."\n\nso fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nso fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nso fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nso fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nso fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.\n\nso fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nso poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"\n\nAnd my personal favorite:\nYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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i have some\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said hey wheres my gumball\n\nyour mamma is so dumb shee went to a cutters game to get a haircut\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl
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http://jokes123.com\nhttp://flash-jokes.com\nhttp://spicyjokes.com\nhttp://www.google.com/search?q=jokes
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I love yo mamma jokes!  Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show?  It's so funny. \n\nHere's my choice joke;\n\nYo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white\ngloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
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comebacks come naturally.  if you can't come up with one, let it go. the less you say, the less they have to work with.  watch yo momma on MTV.  that show is da bomb
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Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. \nYo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! \nYo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her \nYo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! \nYo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter! \nYo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter \nYo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. \n Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. \nYo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. \nYo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. \nYo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. \nYo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! \nYo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. \nYOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED!\n\nYOUR MAMA SO FAT EVERY TIME  SHE TURNS AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY!\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT YOU NEED A ROAD MAP TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND HER!\n\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, PEOPLE CAME AND STARTED PLAYING TWISTER ON HER POLKA DOT DRESS.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT.
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Ask your momma, she should know!
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow, rain coat someone yelled taxi.\n\nYo momma is so fat, she stands in two different time zones.\n\nYo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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yo mama is so skinny, i went to give her a hug and i split in half\n\n\nyo mama's breathe is soooo nasty, her teeth packed up and left.\n\n\nyo mama is sooo fat, she went swimmin in the ocean and shamu was singing "We are fam-i-ly!"\n\n\nYo mama is soooo dumn, i told her to turn the tv on so she starts rubbing her boobies and lickin her lips!!
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YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU \nYo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over! \n\nYo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\nYo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\nYo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" \n\nYo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!" \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\nYo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. \n\nYo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got her own area code! \n\nYo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! \n\nYo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! \n\nYo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! \n\nYo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\nYo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\nYo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\nYo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\nYo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! \n\nYo momma so fat she sat on a