What should I do if my wife gets moaning and groaning while she's on the john?
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Close the door, sing a song, cover ears.
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I do enjoy it when my wife is vocal. When she is having an orgasm sometimes she just can't help it! I enjoy that, other times she is a bit more restrained. Some times when I am about to orgasm she can talk very dirty and I must admit, this is incredible!\nNext time DH makes a comment, tell him how lucky he is!
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What is "dirty" anyway??  Talking is not essential, but certainly welcome during lovemaking.  I know it sure works for me.  Of course grunts, groans and moaning are acceptable as well.
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As you're searching your neighbor's car for beer money to replace the 1.13 that your baby ate, "accidently" press the gas and just give your wife a little nudge...not pedal to the medal fast, but just hard enough to make her fall down and bang her head and knock her out. Drag her up to bed and poof a night all to yourself. Just make sure you bring her home some ice to help with the concussion in the morning.
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I told her while moaning "oooh i f-ck'n love you baby"
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shut the hot water off when your not using it\nempty the frig...now food no mother in law..\nshut of the cable TV..put up the old rabbit ears with two stations for her to watch...\naccidentally put bleach in some of her clothes when in the wash..oops..sorry...\nget back up late at night and have loud music and dance...and wake her up...then when she gets up..shut the lights off and go back to bed..\nand when she asks whats wrong ..say with a smile..why nothing what ever gives you that idea..\nor you could do most of thees without your partner even knowing it is being done..and then when she complains to him/her..say I do not know what she is talking about...then put salt in her coffee..\nSMILE
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actually all of these answers are correct, but not enterelly, if you dont acomplish to stimulate your woman the time you spend down there or with your fingers is going to be useles, now women arose quite slow, so i recomend a nice diner, and allways with a sexual conotation, second you know your wife and what she likes so i can only recomend to do what she might like, take your time, do it slow and please use your imagination, try to discover new ways or new parts of your beloved, if you read her reactions, talk to her during the act and really try to satisfy her theres no way you can miss, besidas you must like oral sex to perform it, if you dont that will be only ocuord and not sexy at all
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interesting question...and my answer is that i dont have an answer...sorry\nbut imagine how wd be sex without moaning...weah, not nice
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I thought I would add a mans prospective if you don't mind.  I would definately say yes, how will your partner really know if he is pleasing you and you can be robbing yourself of all of the loving pleasure you should be sharing with your partner.  Take the time to show him what really makes you moan for real and your relationship will be so much better for it.\n\nUnfortunately I am talking through experience, I thought I was pleasing my girlfriend and it hurt to think I wasn't when I found out but once we talked about what did make her moan I was alot more happier.\n\nAll the best
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Ok dude, I have one word for you “communication”. If you’re a minute man that’s cool but you need to make sure that she gets off as well. You sound like you’re kind of young and if she’s not throwing a fit because she didn’t orgasm she may never have had one. My advice would be to experiment with touch. Try using your hand down south instead of Mr. winky. But most of all just sit down and talk to her about it. See what she says and how she fells about it. If you’re uncomfortable with talking to her then you shouldn’t be having sex with her.
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when you have sex do you make a lot of noise. enough to wake the dead? OK so it's not you. how about the bed? does it squeak loudly when moving?\n\nSome people have this thing where they can't have sex when someone is listening in and knows what they are doing. Especially if he thinks the little girl knows what he is doing to Mommy when the bed squeaks or you moan in delight.\n\nHe may be committed or he may need to be committed I can't tell you but baybe answering these questions will lead to some dialogue between the two of you about this.\n\nlast possibility is that he moved in with someone before and they threw him out a short time later. Then you have to hurry and find a new apartment and in a hurry. Such a pain.
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Put on a porn film just while having sex with your wife!\nShe could be agree and consequentially you could lose interest in it.
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Just tell her. If you're married she'll understand and listen to what you have to say.
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rd,\n\nIf you were older, I'd recommend you take a valium and a few glasses of wine and just chill.\n\nWhen you are in your 20s and you and your bf/maybe even husband are driving for 8 hours in a car, there will be HOURS of silence, let alone 5 minutes.  This is why we have radios and CD players...so old couples don't have to listen to the drone of the car engine.\n\nIt is what we call "comfortable silence." And it is okay.  Regarding the "he said, she said."  Don't tell anybody anything you don't want to have out in public.\n\nWell, good luck with your soap opera.  Oh, yeah...in 2 months you won't care a bit about this episode that is totally consuming you right now.  It will pass.  In 6 months you will be embarassed, not at anything that happened, or that maybe you were "outed", but that you got so wound up over nothing.
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(whispering)... yes... but don't let my wife know.
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Sorry I am a woman, but you need to confront you wife with this.  It's disrespectful to you and to your marriage.  Sit her down and tell her you know what her butt is up to.
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mildly amusing. \nNow I have some humorous audio for you (below)