toilet paper roll comming over the top or the under the bottom and why?
338815
Over the top looks a lot neater.  Also, if the paper is underneath, it could rub up against the (possibly dirty) wall.  Considering the purpose of toilet paper, I'd prefer it not touch any wall before it touches me!\n\nAlso, you can fold in the sides to make a little V shape to look even neater (like they do in hotels).\n\nDefinitely, tp should be "on top of things!"
1089611
As an expert with years of experience I assure you my answer is professional:\n1. place the roll on the holder in a manner that permits the paper to hang down from the front.  Check by looking at the right side of the roll when installed to make sure the roll unwinds in a counter clockwise manner.  REASON: it is easier to control the flow of paper and easier to grasp the end of the roll.\n2. when in place on the holder, gently squeeze the roll so that the inner tube forms an oval.  REASON: if the roll is oval, it is easier to control the flow of paper compared to a perfectly round tube because the oval shape stops the paper as soon as you stop pulling.
757857
My wife does the same thing, but not to that extreme. Yes, it was funny the first hundred times but occasionally it gets old.I had to tell her to give it a rest and she understood. Now she hides the toilet paper from me. listen to me, sweetheart. YOU CAN"T WIN. No matter what you do.
782558
Nobody's talking about what you wipe your butt with Alyssa..you dumb ass. The question was how do you prefer your toilet paper rolled. And you obviously cared because you took the time to answer.
703134
I am not sure but it sounds like there is something blocking the feed rollers, before you open it to find the trouble turn it upside down and smack it a couple times to see if anything drops out from inside....
201199
My girlfriends parents were having a party at their house. I needed a No.2 so off I went upstairs to the toilet and let it go. However, it wouldn't flush down the toilet, so I wrapped it in paper and threw it out of the window. When I went down stairs to the conservatory everybody was looking at me in horror, then looking at the glass roof. I looked up to see the  fruit of my bottom.
988245
Actually the way to conserve paper in the bathroom is to use only one sheet.  To do this you take a sheet of toilet paper fold it in half and rip a small circle in the middle.  Save this piece you will need it later.  Now take your finger and stick it thru the hole and wipe you butt with your finger, then pull the sheet of toilet paper up around your finger cleaning it as you pull it off.  Then take that little piece from the middle to clean your nail.
935842
A body in motion tends to stay in motion, a body at rest tends to stay at rest. When you grab the first leaf of paper, it is now in motion. The rest of the paper towels are at rest. Now you yank on it. The sheet that is moving wants to keep moving. The roll that is at rest wants to stay at rest. SOMETHING has to give, and since the perferations are the weakest point, it rips there.
1116767
I think it's wrong to play the toilet paper roll like a slot machine and waste it on a single snot rocket. I'm sick of being stuck on the shitter without even one square because my kids refuse to use what's in the hamper. It's much easier to get boogers out of my son's socks than my skidmarks.
280122
single rolls of toilet paper are wraped in a thin paper that works good.
503667
Depends on how u look upon it!!\n\nIt could be bad cos everything you have eaten is stuck in your system.\n\nGood news............ you have saved money on toilet paper!!
829042
Why stop with sharing a toothbrush?  \n\nDid you ever stop to think that toilet paper has two sides?  One side for you and one side for Cousin Leo...
212972
At least a toilet paper gets to travel.
242282
Over the top. You can just put your hand on top of the roll and give it a good whack and the sheets just come flying off. Actually, I think it ought to be a crime to reverse the roll. The FBI could install cameras in all the bathrooms to make sure everyone is doing it correctly. For all I know maybe they are.
718106
Hey Man Stop Hogging the toilet paper....pass it over here!
1112198
LOLOL thats kinda nasty. And I personally use normal toilet paper & do have a juicy booty lol......
496364
It's not the SEAT so much, it's the LID. First, no one likes looking at the inside of the toilet, especially not when brushing teeth. Second, it's piggish to NOT leave the bathroom as neat as (or neater than) you found it and ready for the next person. Third, now wouldn't it be awful if your stuff kept 'just happening' to fall in? (I have no idea how how your  personal stuff keeps getting from your bedroom to the bathroom, much less into the toilet bowl -- but if you'd put the lid down, this wouldn't happen!)