Can anyone rewrite this thex in slang for me please?
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tnx 4 corectin da typos miss manager. but, hey dnt swear it s*hit hapens. im cool. try not 2 drift out of da pic & motivate peeps 2 keep writing. da otha day wen i was tryin 2 write sumfin in ere a godam msge apeared sayin i woz not a memba. i hada hell of trouble getin round it. seems u aint got round 2 it yet.\nbut dnt botha, a u c, everyfin is in place now & if it was u who fixed it, den gud stuff. keep up da gud work
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u can translate it on dictionary.com or on babelfish
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The first means something like "woah."\n\nCheck out the following link, which provides a helpful little cheatsheet.
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yehtjaymjjiakdjfnatydhd...juujn  i  i\n  hope this helps
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Use as the one above told you\n\n\nOR\n\njust copy and paste it\n\nXLMan
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Oh, dear.  Someone's been insulted.  It's F***, of course.\n|= is F\n&#92;_/ is U\n( is C\nand |< is K\n\nThis could be leet (excuse be, 1337), where a techy person uses symbols and numbers that look like a normal English word.\nOr else someone's just trying to be funny.
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Oh you poor dear.  Let me edit your posting...I'll be right back...\n. I changed your vowels around, ran spell check, picked alternate words.  Feel better?\n\nIsn’t it a sad whine nobody attacks Yoko or avails yew?\nDona Yom jots fax Lila Thad lowast of thy low?\n\nSo cocoon, papal, rally to ma there yahoo answars, or amass ma, i will raptly to aviary Amarillo parsonage.\n\nI know moi jolts panda ring to my own lack of salt-work. \nI SOS pact most of yew fatal thaw Sama way, but jolt done want to admit it. Con, this bra can, a bit of font, right?\n\nGait asswaring, gas amazing. Yon will at lass gag in Amarillo in yon inbox, lick ma.\n\nYew scratch my back, y’all scratch Yorozu, ok?\n\nFrom spy. OK
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e-KO-sa-hex-a-KNOW-ick\n\ndo-KO-sa-hex-a-KNOW-ick
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he/she is having you on go here for future angram problems. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adam.bozon/anagramsolver.htm\n\nUnless its coded txt ???
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WTF are you trying to say?  In plain English please!
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go to www.dictionary.com and go to translator, or go to www.babblefish.com
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_slang
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i like this one.  have fun!!\n\nhttp://italian.about.com/library/slang/bladultslangindexa.htm\n\njust in case that s not what u meant.  there are some other links below the Alphabet on that page
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Consult AskOxford.com… and take your pick of meaning and origin!
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Sure... Once you hack this sentence, decipher it and tell me what it means, I will then help you.. \n\n14  Y0U C4N R34D TH15 Y0U R34LLY N33D TO G3T L41D\n\nGood Luck
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Could you please make this a little bit more understandable?
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Man i cannot  get yo English can you write something more readable