hi y'all any funny stories i need a laugh?
353943
Nope.... sorry.. I'm having a blonde moment and I can't remember anything.
877101
LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
914773
HA that was funny thanks for the laugh
731722
Thanks I needed a chuckle this morning.
505794
OK this question made me laugh today.. and i so needed a good laugh.. thanks... hope you get your ummmm o sorry forgot what i was going to say...oh well thanks
1086849
I havent but thanks for the laugh :)
933739
OMG too funny....Thank You for the laugh.\n\nHave A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1135780
OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
674541
LOL laughing out loud\nFYI for your information
506198
LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
464772
You're super duper crazy!!!!!That is the funniest story I've ever heard!hahahahahahahahah.
734118
lol thats funny ..thanks for the laugh
558304
SOMEONE LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF (HA-HA)
180406
too funny!!!! Can I get an invite?
766571
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
829061
That's so funny I forgot to laugh.\nI'll be laughing when u get banned!
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Don't laugh ok?  Really, don't even think about laughing!  I am not funny...I have not jokes, don't laugh---ok- heres a little one but dont laugh!\n\nA guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.\n \n"You talk?" he asks.\n \n"Yep," the Lab replies.\n \n"So, what's your story?"\n \nThe Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I pretty young and I wanted to help the government,\nso I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with\nspies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping I was one of their most valuable spies for\neight years running.\n \n"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed\nup for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening\nin.\n \nI uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm\njust retired."\n \nThe guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.\n \n"Ten dollars." The guy says,\n \n"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"\n \n"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that!"