Would Jesus smoke marijuana?
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Jesus did use marijuana.\n\nJesus' title "Christ" comes from the greek word "Christos" which means "messiah" or "annointed one". What happened back in Biblical times was that before someone could use the title of Messiah or Priest, they had to be anointed in a special oil. The oil was made from many plants and spices, but one of the most important ingredients was over 9 pounds of flowering cannabis plant tops. (Cannabis is the real name of the marijuana plant BTW) After Jesus was anointed by John the Baptist, he had a "vision" of Heaven opening up and God speaking to him. I think it was the oil that made him see things but you can believe what you want. In any case, from that point on, Jesus became the Messiah officially and he used the oil freely in healing and initiation rites. He believed that marijuana helped him get closer to god. This is all written in the Bible and ancient Hebrew texts. No-one has to take my word for it. Ill give you a website with more details on this to look at too.\n\n\npeace
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"If God had long hair, and a goatee.\nAnd if his eyes looked pretty glazed.\nIf he looked spaced out.\nWould you buy his story?\nWould you beleive he had an eye infection?\n\nAnd yea, yea, God looks baked.\nYea, yea, God smells good.\nYea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea\nWhat if God smoked cannibis?\nHit the bong like some of us?\nDrove a tye-dyed micro-bus?\nAnd he subscribes to Rolling Stone?\n\nWhen God made this place, in the begining.\nDid he plant any seeds?\nOr did he put them there for Adam and Eve,\nso they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?\n\nAnd yea, yea, God rolls great.\nYea, yea, God smells good. \nYea, yea, yea, yea, yea.\nWhat if God smoked cannibis?\nDo you suppose he'd drive a bus?\nWhen he made the plattapus\nWhen he created earth our home\nDoes he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?\nDo you think he rolls his own?\nUp there in Heaven on the throne.\nAnd when the saints go marching home,\nMaybe he sits and smokes a bowl...."\n\nGood song got it on my computer.  Of course your gonna get thumbs down from all those holy rollers.  But hey I can laugh at this.
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None, I don't believe in violence, and God would not do it so i wouldn't either. WWJD - What Would Jesus Do
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Gee, let's see. Would Jesus give tax breaks to the rich and ignore the poor? Would he approve of a war based on a lie? Would he approve of pollution? Would he have helped the Katrina victims? Hmmmmm, tough one.
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He sounds better than Clinton who said he smoked a joint but didn't inhale.  Haggard got a gay massage but didn't have sex, and he bought some meth but didn't take it.  He will probably go into the Betty Ford Rehab Facility into the Right Wing.  "Methinks thou dost protest too much."  Those who make the most noise usually have the most to hide.
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I'm assuming this is directed at me right? haha\n\nYes I'm a Buddhist and yes I smoke pot. I dont really see a problem with it but I see where youre coming from and other people have asked me that. I smoke pot to help with my meditation most of the time. It helps me make me thinking much clearer. So, based on that I dont think theres a problem with it. But, as you implied, some people do think its against what the Buddha taught. However, the way I interpret it, when the Buddha said to "avoid mind altering substances that cloud the mind", I believe he just meant alcohol since that was the only mind-altering substance he knew of. The Buddha had never heard of marijuana, so how could he have forbidden its use? Ive stopped drinking alcohol since my conversion, because it really does cloud the mind, but pot, if used right doesnt cloud the mind, it clears it in a way. Hope that clears it up for you. Anything else feel free to ask.\n\n\nPeace
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Using it as an ingredient in an anointing oil is a little different from rolling it up and lighting it and then smoking it. I hardly think that should cause a huge outcry amonst Christians. It was put here by God and therefore had to have an obvious purpose. Native Americans used all parts of the plant for different things over the years as well. That doesn't mean I would consider them Stoners. In the context for which it was used, Simply agree and say yes that is true, however that does not mean it was ever meant to be used as a drug for getting high.
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Is this Jesus now or Jesus when he was in a human body.I think Jesus could handle his liquor better.(this is pure speculation at my part)You always heard of Jesus drinking wine in the bible and I never heard of moses drinking wine  (I claim to be no bible scholar, thus I could be wrong. There is too much violence in the bible and the characters are painfully one dimensional for me to get into the book) Nevertheless, at the end of Jesus's career he drank lots of wine and ate lots of fish.Fish having a better amino acid profile than desert weeds which was accessible to Moses.Thus, Jesus was younger and more buff than Moses( and being the son of god can't be a negative)----Jesus wins,  a fair bet in Vegas 5:1
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I think if This is A Joke It is Very Funny..Can I have The Ten Points..I almost peeded on myself with that one lol just kidding I didn't but it was funny enough to hear Gumbi Conforted You...The Green Guy you should Squish him real hard in your next dream..\nP.S If you Are Abusing Prescription Drugs Then Satan Has Your Mind And Soul..They Are Taking Over You..Only Jesus Can Fill That Void if you are Taking "Abusive Drugs Or Not..Nothing Can Fill That Void..Accept Jesus Christ As Lord And Saviour Today!!!\nP.S Except for The Sexual Refrences that wasn't kewl at all..Jesus Have Mercey On This "Lost Soul" In Jesus Name Amen&Amen!!!\n~Blessings~\n Lynda R.Leavy
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If I recall correctly doing any form of medicine or therapy on somebody was considered heresy by the inquisition. The logic behind it was that if God had decided you were supposed to be ill, then anybody who tried to heal you would be working against God and therefore an enemy of the church.\n\nOn the other hand, there's some evidence to suggest that Jesus himself used Cannabis oil as a medicine:\n\nhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,869273,00.html
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You'd get high-- what did you think would happen? And don't believe the guy below me-- you don't have to smoke the weed to get the effect. The guy has obviously never made or tried marijuana brownies.
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I believe that he would.  Jesus was a definite  liberal of his time.  In my opinion, the introduction of the words sin, hell, and satan did not come from the man, Jesus.
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Damn right Jesus would drive an El Camino. My best friend in High School had one. I rode shotgun many a stoned mile in that vehicle. The sound this vehicle makes is very soothing. He had glasspacks. sp on that. He also mounted a keg barrel in the back. It wasn't for beer. He attached it to one of those semi-truck horns. He filled it with air. He'd pull the chain when we pulled up behind someone at a signal. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Oh man!! It was like a train whistle. So in answer to your question. I hope Jesus has a sense of humor and likes to have fun once in a while. He better like driving an El Camino or he can count me out!\n.
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I'll bet if Jesus was around today he would hitch-hike
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I believe that Jesus was the original founder of 420. When he spoke with his deciphers he encouraged them to toke on the green before they prayed. This way they would have a better understanding on what they were told to do. Before you can ask if Jesus smoked weed, you need to ask how he created it. Or was weed part of the earth before Jesus? It is like asking what came first the chicken or the egg or Jesus or weed?
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No...No...it wasn't Jesus the son of God that said that.  It was Jesus (pronounced Hey-Suse) The son of Pedro that said that.  I think he did only work 10 minutes a day pulling weeds and such.  \n\nDisclaimer:  If anyone of Latino descent or of the Christian Religion that is offended by that answer...Just think back to the last time you saw an overweight balding white guy in bermuda shorts typing his life away on Yahoo....AND REEELLLAAAAXXXX
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Jesus may or may not have been married.\n\nMary certainly was.