What's the funniest joke ever?
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.\n\nThe florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is--it's some flowers!"\n\n"That's right!" Shouted the little boy.\n\nThen the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.\n\nShe held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is--it's a box of candy!"\n\n"That's right!" Shouted the little girl.\n\nThe next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" She asked.\n\n"No," the boy answered.\n\nThe teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" She asked.\n\n"No," the boy answered.\n\nFinally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"\n\nThe boy replied, "A puppy!"
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HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
410534
HAHAHA   great joke!!
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this is the funniest question i have EVER seen on this website. i cant stop laughing. \n\n*IF i could give you 100 points i would***
313591
hahahahahaha!! that was a good joke!
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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www.ahajokes.com/office_jokes.html
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Haha that is by far the funniest question I have ever heard. It made me laugh out loud.
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
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ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha....oh my gosh i cant stop laughing!\n\nthank you for the great question, i needed a good laugh
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
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Oh HA HA!! Very funny.\n\nxxB
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i'm almost peeing my pants laughing...\n\nok, just kidding.   that gets a 10
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That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
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*laughs at the question*