how do i stop my dog from dragging its a$$ across my carpet?  it's starting to make me sick!!!?
345844
Rub jalepeno peper on the carpet just a little. He'll think twice next time.
919390
Stop dragging your feet when you walk across the carpet.
458155
my house.......I have been trying to get rid of one for months now
633296
Get a vile of it from your dog.
1049002
THATS FUNNY, my dog keeps laying deposits on our carpet.!\ni dont want it either, would your Mother like to have it?
1049052
Sounds like you had fun, dearheart. Try sprinkling some baking soda on it and see if that won't soak up the oil that's left over. Otherwise, you may want to have your carpet spot cleaned if you don't want the stain. There is a cleaner for organic material. Nature's Miracle, available at pet store. It works very well. Just be safe when you're having your fun.
245861
use a vaccum cleaner lol
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Put some toilet paper on top of it, not a lot, and flush. It will be gone before you know it.\nEither that or leave it there until it grows legs and walks out on its own.
122751
I am guessing you mean string.  You can call the vet, and ask but I think they will tell you to get a papertowel, and gently try to pull it out.  If it doesn't come out that way, cut it and wait to see if it passes.  Good luck
342420
Kick both the asses to the curb,lol. Get a new dog and a woman that hates dogs, or dislikes them a little. Good luck with that.
528753
It's probably a nerve going hay-wire on you.  Try putting a little ice on it and it should slow it down/stop it.
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try to get your neighbour to help? call 911? the latter makes better sense though and maybe they can help you with your diarrhoea too. =)\nif me sending my spouse to hospital is my only option.. i'll sh*t my pants and car and everywhere else if i have to. but of course my apologies to all who have to do the cleaning.
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I have done that. Just walk it off and don't rest it. Rest don't heal things like that. also keep a warm compress on it.
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A air purifier is a start.  If its real bad, consider getting rid of carpets, rugs and pets.  Good luck.
371147
Do you have pets? Maybe it's fleas...If so, they are a pain to get rid of...try washing your sheets, vacuuming the mattress, and the ENTIRE floor....also, if you sprinkle BORAX powder on the floor then vacuum it, it's supposed to help kill them...(borax is in the laundry soap aisle)\nIf not fleas, maybe you are allergic to something in your bed....new detergent??
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you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
389645
eat dirt.....\n\n\ndirt with dog dirt added is a bonus.