How do you politely tell the person next to you that he clearly stinks really bad and needs a shower?
338290
Why don't you buy him a bar of soap right now?? seriously, tell him that this one works great for you because his seems to fail "after a long day in class" tell him politely , in a quiet moment where nobody else sees it. He is most likely aware of this problem.
1092875
Just be really rude and sarcastic to him/her.  They'll get the message.
621514
Well, politely excuse yourself and find a nearest restroom.  Even if it is a public bathroom, its ok.  Bowel movements are an everyday part of life!  If it is at another person's house there are two things you can do: \n\na)if you know the person well either go ahead and use their toilet. \n\nor B) If you know them well and are close but you're still unsure.  Pull the friend/host over and quietly mention your problem and ask if there is an alternate bathroom you could use.  I have irritable bowel syndrom and I know quite well how it feels to be in (shall we say) precarious situations like that.
936027
Tell him to leave that B*tch
507895
Say we are going to eat in a few minutes. Say, "there is handsoap in the bathroom if you would like to wash your hands". Or take the handsoap out from under the sink and say, "here is some hand soap if you want it". You could always be honest and say," ok I'm a germ freak, so if your like me, here is the soap."
487493
Simple tell him to get off!
391687
Firstly, tell them in private and quietly:)\n\n Secondly, do it carefully. Maybe just hint by asking tdid they forget to do something before thy left the house, like check for a handerchief or use deodorant.\n\n Thirdly, don't make too big a deal about it. There is a difference between hygiene problems and being a little sloppy; Cutlure comes into it a lot too.
207707
make an appointment for him to visit a doctor and tell the doctor b4 hand.  \nor, when you two are just messing and joking around, bring it up and tell him his breath smells like shit as a joke and then get into a serious conversation.
635414
LMAO!!  ooh that is great stuff.\nheres what i'd do - make a joke out of it by smelling the guy next to you, tell heim he should really see somebody about that.  HA!  Then excuse yourself and let off some "steam" in the bathroom.\nhopefully your office can have a sense of humor about it!
1055442
Ummm...I had to tell my friend that he has really bad B.O.\n\nWell I didn't really tell him. I just bought him a gift set with deodorant an cologne in it for Christmas! He liked it! He didn't stink anymore for a while. It's coming back now though. Oh well, Christmas is just around the corner!
786216
hint at it//joke about it.  maybe theyll get the idea\nor say "what kind of deodorant do you use?" and then lie and say "o0o I heard thats awful you should try another"
580004
spray her with perfume,  and when she asks why. Tell her she needs a bath.
1056811
giving someone a dirty look?
715931
Sometimes theres no gentle way to do it.  Tell him he smells and its very unpleasant for everyone around him.  he probably cant smell it any more.
843798
Tell him to wash his stanky self or he will NEVER get ANY from you again! UGH! Then turn to magazines and talk about how nice these guys look with their white teeth and their close shave and tell him you miss the days that he was like that. If he dont get it, lock it up and give him none !
542938
Figure out which locker is his. Buy a pair of REALLY big underwear. Buy chocolate, dirt, anything that looks like a turd. Rub it on the underwear. Put it in his locker. Spray his locker down with one of those stink blaster things. Yeah...it'll teach him a lesson or two.
443715
Just be honest and say it or suffer the stench