What do you think of National Farting Day?
339934
sounds like a good American holiday they are full of wind
452187
Of course. Bathtub farts are great, but man do they stink. I especially love it when it rolls up my back. ;)
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
509398
Um...it could be bad. I wouldn't worry so much about animals and stuff; I'd be more concerned about microorganisms. They say that if you were to take out ALL of the microscopic life from underground and pile it on the surface of the planet, we'd have at least three feet of muck everywhere. That's a LOT of life! That's a LOT of living stuff to be farting! Now add that with all of the trillions of insects and other crawly thing, and add all of the animals and people and plants (can plants fart, I wonder? They're LIVING so I guess they're included in this question)...it would be one massive outpouring of methane. Might create a pretty foul odor for a long time.
646211
My bro...he was laughing and everybody else was but i wasn't because i was suffocating and somebody had to open the door and get me outside with air freshners.\n\ni mean seriosuly it smelled so freakin bad + it is embarssing\n\ni like doing that to sommeone because  the almost die out....\nand i also know who is lying also(also did for a research test in what will be a person's automatic reaction to the sound of fart_\nbecause i always carry around 2 whoppe cushions   1 keychain universeral remote(that is able to controll any tv)\nand i use that insstead real one\nand everybody went EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww, omg, holy sh1t, bitt1tch you gonna die, fuk you,he did it
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?
818479
Yeah but I think it would be cool to have a new national holiday called NO DRIVING DAY.  One day per year no one could drive a motorized vehicle except for police, fire and ambulance.\nIf you had to get somewhere, you had to walk or ride a bike.  \nIt would give perspective of how good we have it and what politicians/city planners have to deal with.
57384
As immature as it is, sometimes there is nothing funnier than a well timed fart. It has to be timed right though, like in Yoga or during Mass or something.
1158299
LOL... Yes, I was carrying on my 2 year old daughter standing in line at the bank weeks ago... She farts so noisy and smelly, that nobody believes it was her and there was this lady looking at me like the worse person she ever saw in her entire life.. (you know..) , that I cannot resist to laugh out loud and say... Sorry!...\n\nI was not going to blame my baby for such an embarrassed moment... right!!!!...
30702
Think of where it is coming from... \n\nThat HOLE isn't exactly the most beautiful place and (I don't know about you - but for me -  I don't particularly like to invision breathing the fumes that come out of that orifice)\n\nI think for many people it is similar - just hearing a fart makes them think - "Eww I am breathing the fumes that came out of someone elses butt!"  It's just gross.  \n\nSo yes - even though "smelly" ones are worse, the non-stinky variety are still YUCK because they are there.  We are forced to hear and then breath that air around you after KNOWING that you just farted.  :p
951082
According to Dr. Oz from Oprah we are suppose to fart 14 times a day. I don't do this.  I like to excuse my self to the bathroom if I have to go.  I have blamed it on the dog once as a joke in front of my family.
224016
don't worry about it just fart
860962
Just excuse yourself politely and move on.\n\nEveryone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.\n\nWhen I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting.  It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.
1080464
Yes. I was at the Illinois state fair. I remember getting a Mango flavored slushi thing and a corndog... Well... IDK why... But I had to go to the bathroom... I kept holding it in for the LONGEST time...OMG that is hell... and i DIDN'T have to PEE I HAD TO POO!!! So, I was riding this one ride called hanglider, and you had to lay on your tummy... and right when I layed down, The man was strapping me in and I farted RIGHT THERE!!! and then it bubbled...and the guy was like....ewww....you are gross...\n\n...ewww....
669773
why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
538227
Lots of protein in your diet will cause you to fart a lot. Eggs have tons of protein. So, maybe.
319122
It's not mine so it might not count...\nAt my brother's confirmation he farted really loud in church and everyone around us started laughing.  It was the polite sort of laughter though, in your hand so it's quiet, you know.  Anyway, my sister was laughing so hard that she did it too and everyone lost it.  They started laughing hysterically in the middle of the mass.