What's the nicest, sugar-coated way to tell someone "You Stink!"?
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you pull them aside so you don't embarass them then you say i don't know if you are aware of it but you don't smell too good maybe it's just the deodorant you use, and i think you should use a stronger one i don't want to hurt your feelings but i thought you should know.
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giving someone a dirty look?
249313
When they ask you a nosy question, ask them one.  Someone told me, just ask them, "Do you use mouthwash?"\n\nA question like this might embarrass them, but even if it doesn't, they might say, "That's nosy, why would you say that!" \n\nJust tell them that since they ask nosy questions, you decided to be just like them!   (Hope this helps. Definitely, try it :)
1016276
play simon-says and command them to wipe their nose
388680
ask people what their pet peeves are
521173
HAHAHA!\n\nTell him that if he showers more that you will let him\nwin more games. \n\nSorry I just couldn't resist that because of your other question.\n\nOR -- when your in the room with each other just walk around with a close pin on your nose !\n\nOR -- Say WOOOOOOOOOOOEEEYYYY What is that smell? Do you smell that? Something around here smells rank. Only do it\nin the room that he's in.\n\nIf subtly doesn't work just come right out and say it -- HONEY You stinky and need to shower like NOW!
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Take one of those urinal air fresheners and put it in the sprinkler head in the shower (or you could substitute bouillon cubes beef or chicken your choice and then they get a soup shower).\n\nTake a soap box (ya know the boxes that contain a single bar of soap?) and punch a bunch of holes in it with a hole puncher. Find some fresh dog crap and put it in the box. Once you get to school or work tape the thing up under someones desk that you want to prank. Every once in a while a slight draft will cause the odor to be smelled and they will periodically check their shoes and the back of their As* to see if they sat or stepped on something. I got a million of em.
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tie a string to his favorite pants and cut the sides in two then so them with thin thread.\nHave a string waiting so when he walks away pull it and the thread comes undone.\nMake sure it's at a family ruinion or something like that.\n\nOr set a whoopie cushon on his chair and have a stink bomb so when he sits down it sounds like he farted and the stink bomb goes off so it stinks and then when he stands up to see the whoopie cushon out from on his chair.
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It's never okay to tell someone you really don't know well that they have an odor problem. Offering mints,gum to the person is acceptable.Telling your boss or supervisor about the problem and asking for them to help is the other way to deal with it.
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just say ..oi!! fatty!!...put some deodorant on u stinky mutt
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There is no nice way to say bad things. But their behavior is bad so go ahead and tell them, without laughing or anything-"clean up after you just I clean up after me." they'll think you're drank but they will get the message or you will need to get another room as some humans are really animals. People always obey and never grant-don't sya your point as a "wish" but make it sound like a "law." Wait a sec hahahaha. Have them read these answers hahahaha
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tell him to wipe his bum proply...lol
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give them an compliment instead in not make them feel bad
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If you are a true friend you will tell the person that their breath stinks. Otherwise they will continue on and everyone else except them will notice this, which is the more embarassing senario. It is difficult because we as people have gotten to the point we don't want to offend anyone.
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People can get used to their own smell and not realize that it's offensive to others.  So chances are that the "Something smells in here. Can you smell it too?" approach isn't going to work.  If they knew that they smelled they would (hopefull) do something about it.\n\nIn some cases, when someone doesn't just smell dank but is truly rancid I think it's a passive aggressive maneuver on their part. If the stench is that bad, others who are close to him/her must have mentioned it and the person is choosing to ignore their suggestion/request/plea and is therefore being passive aggressive.\n\nThe easiest way is to enlist a child to inform them of their problem. Kids are brutally honest and people seem to handle their criticism better than an adult's. One morning I hadn't brushed my teeth yet, and my wife's young cousin was sitting next to me on the couch, and I said something to her at close quarters and she scrunched up her face and said "Pew! Your breath stinks!" I laughed, apologized, and went to brush my teeth w/o any hurt feelings.  \n\nIf that isn't an option, the best way is to be direct, but not everyone can be that direct. Although if you can, I would suggest -not- being extremely apologetic, and don't mention that everyone has noticed it, and that it's been going on forever. Best case you say something as soon as possible because to me the real awkwardness comes when the person realizes s/he's been gagging people for weeks or months without realizing. Even if it's a lie you might say that you just noticed it, that way you avoid the "OMG how long has this been going on?" shame.\n\nSo if it were me I would not want, "You're a great person, and we respect you, and [...5 more minutes of buttering up...] but you have an odor problem, and we've all been suffering, and we've been trying to decide how to tell you for the last 6 months." Instead I'd rather get, "Hey, you probably don't realise it but you have a real odor thing going on and it would really help if you could try something different in your routine. I just thought you might want to know, no big deal."\n\nBe direct, be straight, be as concise as you can without sounding like a bastard. Most people try to add as much verbal padding as possible when they are trying to tell someone something that's bad news, embarrassing, etc. Just cut to the chase and get to the point, make the moment only as long as it needs to be.
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I saw one called StankyPoosy on here once.  It cracked my sh!t up!  BTW, thanks for the compliment ;o)
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Take him to some other people that stink and make sure he knows what he smells like.  Then tell him that he can prevent himself from smelling so bad by using deodorant and such.  Also, let him pick it out from the store.