What If All Superheroes Were Rednecks?
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Well, Superman could roast a pig on a spit by looking at it!\n\nBatman's batmobile would be raised on GIANT truck tires, with a nascar sticker on the bumper and no muffler.\n\nGreen lantern wouldn't have a power ring - he'd have a power belt buckle.\n\nCaptain America's shield that he throws would be a hubcap.\n\nThe X-Jet (The X-Mens plane) would have a gun rack.\n\nMagneto would be the master of magnetism - but it'd only work on beer cans and engine blocks.\n\nNick Fury has an eye patch because of a firecracker accident when he was younger.\n\nIron Man's armor would be made out of corrugated metal, license plates, and Trans Am parts.
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Redneck has many meanings. It used to have a really negative connotation, but when a lot of people use it today they just mean it as a synonym for a person from the country or an outdoorsy kind of person, or comedian Jeff Foxworthy's definition is a person with a down-to-earth "all-American absense of sophistication", which can be good or bad. I'm from Texas and I'm an outdoorsy country kind of gal, so I could consider myself a redneck, or "blackneck". I can also relate to JF's jokes because you can always such traits in your family, friends, or someone you know, like the uncle who keeps an extra roll of toilet paper in the glove compartment or the frugal lady who keeps the glamor cheap by glitzing up the lawn with ornaments purchased at a rummage sale and buying a faux fur coat for $20 at Wal-mart.\n\nGIT-R-DONE!
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Because we are all good ole boys, beer drinking, tobacco chewing, certified NRA card carrying memebers, rebel flag waving, pick em up truck with a fully loaded gun rack dirivng, wife beating, red neck country boy hicks.  Is that the answer?
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REDNECKS DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A BRAIN. THEY AREN'T EVEN SMART ENOUGH TO WIPE THE TOBACCO JUICE OFF THEIR CHIN WHEN THEY TALK TO SOMEONE.
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Democrat with a Redneck Twist of course
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Well, I'm from Alabama. In my opinion, a redneck is someone who loves to ride four-wheelers, get in fights, drink alot, and pretty much looks like Larry the Cable guy. A hillbilly, I think is more of a docile, farmer type. They are usually so country that they are just down right weird, overalls the whole thing you know. A hillbilly is probably more law abiding and disciplined than a redneck.
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I met this guy a few months ago who fit the redneck stereotype to a T.  Here is a direct quote from him:\n"Now I don't wanna sound racist, but, if you ever get chased by any blacks or Mexicans, you should take your truck and.. bury it (in the sand) like that.  You just saved your truck.  Well, I guess not the blacks so much.  They just like to get with those nice white girls, but the Mexicans, now all they wanna do is steal your truck."
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I'm in...email me..this should be fun..and not mention funny..redneck Christians don't really have to try hard..
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I don't know, but I think it would be cool if we evolved and had super powers like the x-men.
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I would construct a nice black mask with big white eye's and an all black suit with my symbol on the front.  I would get one of my trusted friends to make the costume.  It would cost atleast two of my paychecks and im a college student so, i have plenty of time to save the world between classes. I would keep the t.v. on CNN all day and night, use the internet to learn of new crimes and violent crimals. i would love the publicity, like johnny storm. i would rock a lot harder if i was a super hero.
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Yes we do, rednecks should be just put in work camps and work them to death, thats all they good for, they eat too much tax money on welfare :)
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While we all would like to change the cruelties and pain in the world with a blink or one action that's not really Superhero stuff, that's more Supreme Being Power. It seems even Superheroes have limitations. \n\nSo if I could have only one power it would be superstrength / invulnerability too.
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according to the situation:) if he was in my bed, probably, but if we were out in public and he said it, I would think "What a redneck"
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This American had never heard of that term before. It sounds like an unintelligent person who tends to wear certain fashions. I guess we would have names for different fashions. The poorer would tend to be trailer trash, skeezer for the slutty types, redneck for the country jerks, dunce, dope, airhead. I can't think of a generic term to fit them all.
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I am a redneck and i don't get it
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Hill-billy's would live in the tunnels and you'd call them tunnel-billy's.\n\nRednecks would live in apartments with their children, parents,  great-grandparents, and cousins.\n\nCowboys would live taxi cab's and try to round up yuppies to get free "Starbucks" for their mourning coffee.
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Yes! a redneck can do almost anything untill he figures out what he is doing!