[guys] what are some fun sexual inuendos you'd want to hear from a girl?
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I want a girl to be subtle enough to make me think, but blatant enough that I know for sure I am not hearing her wrong.. I.E. don't use the old "is that a sausage in your pocket" line, but if I am carrying a box and she says "nice package" that would be cool.. Just sexual enough without going overboard.
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I'm going to take your question as a man wanting some advice so he can lift up his girlfriend and make her feel good VS a man just wanting to get tingly and turned on by some nasty answers.       Okay?\n\nYou could whisperstuff like:\n\nYou are so beautiful.\nYou really turn me on.\nYou mean everything to me.\nYou feel soooo good. \nI really want you.\nI love you so much.\nWill you marry me?\nI need you.\nIt feels sooooooooooo  good to be with you.\nI love when we are this close.\n\nJust to name a few.
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oh honey - you are in for a treat - 2 hard ones for you.\n\nlucky girl\n\ninvite me - let's make it a 4-some.
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what's your favorite shows/things to do, what do you do for a living, what's your favorite color, what's the funniest thing that happen to you. Anything that interest you that you think he'll like too but not too girly atleast not to early in the game you might freak him out. It's really up to you what you want to ask i'm just giving ideas.
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alright this always works on me say something so cute and random like what kind of boxers your wearing or oh my god i got a chick butt make her laugh she always find something cute to say back and then its an open converstation from there
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Speak italian or spanish! Oh my god! Little soft strokes on my face, touching my hair gently, kissing on my neck and breathing HOT air on my ear (not in, ew, but has to me in the moment kinda thing), when wearing a skirt running your hands up my legs a little bit (not up the skirt, like you drop something and brush up kinda thing), flattery (i'm a sucker for that one), poetry is sweet but poetry about sex is HOT, kisses on my sholders from behind me, chocolate (use your imagination on that one, ha), passionate "love making" (we all know that is not what it is, at least not the rough kind, lol), complement on her eyes if they are green (most guys miss that and it's annoying, how many redheads with green eyes do you know?), rescue me from myself (i'm kinda clutsy and end up doing all kinds of crazy stuff), that's a good list I think...
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Give her loads of compliments and take it slowly. Take your time over foreplay and give her lots of attention. Talk about things you enjoy and get her to show you how she pleasures herself. She is the best person to tell you what she enjoys so make talking about it fun and lighthearted and be open minded to her answers.
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oooohhhhhhhhh.............. ummm i agree with joe b  here are some:\n\nsweet!\n\nawesome!\n\nthats gay...\n\noh my god/gosh!\n\nnice...\n\ndude.\n\nholy crap!\n\nt.t.y.l.(talk to you later)\n\nhey... ur really cute...\n\nplaeseeee notice that I dont use bad words... guys like it when they realize that a girl acts like a lady. please dont ruin it...\nwell anyhow, good luck in america. maybe we'll see each other!
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Saying nice things...saying nice sweet things.  Anything the guy can say where the girl will say back 'that is so sweet'.
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How about this:\n\n*Tell her it must be okay, because Catholic priests and televangelists do it all the time...\n*Remind her that Jesus himself said that the faithful should be able to handle snakes...\n*Tell her that the first people really beloved by God were always naked.\n*Use the old "Be fruitful and multiply" approach.\n*Ask her if she knew that the phrase "Oh God" is the most common phrase women use during sex, so there must be a connection.\n*Don't even bother using any of these lame @ss ideas. Just dump the little goody-two-shoes. She may be hot, but a 7 that puts out is infinately better than a 10 that doesn't...\n\n-SD-
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Number 5\n\n"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."\nBelieve it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution. \n\nNumber 4\n\n"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."\nIf you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one. \n\nNumber 3 \n\n"What's your name?"\nInstead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities. \n\nNumber 2 \n\n"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."\nExtremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while. \n\nNumber 1 \n\n"So what haven't you been told tonight?"\nVery original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident
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tell her your fellings
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whatever makes it enjoyable.... live it up. roll play, talk dirty, whatever gets you off .... HAVE FUN
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moan while you kissing... not a dumb moan but like "i like this " moan... it make them happy.... in a car some where in the night....
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you answered my question on why do guys use the phrase id like to get her into my panties i have a story for you hotpanties4u2005@yahoo.com
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thinking of something witty to answer ;)
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They are really cheesy but i think this ones kinda good.\n\nScrew me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?\n\nMade me laugh at least anyway!!! OR you could go with:\n\nIm a Great swimmer, Could i demonstrate the Breast Stroke?\n\nAnyway Have fun xxxxxxxxxxx.