Gollum just bought Dobby a ring... There's going to be a wedding!!! Where will it take place? Who will come?
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It will take place in the underground kingdom of the Mole people, with Yoda presiding.  How do you think they met for the later affair?  Grendel will be best man, and that purple dragon from Shrek maid of honor.  All the cool kids will be there.  Archie, Veronica, Jughead, Alex Keaton...  In the Betazoid tradition, everyone will be nude.
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I can't wait too! But here's a secret.......\nA reliable source says that one major character will DIE!\nAlso, there will be two (2) love triangle going on...
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It's from the Hobbit...\n\nIsn't it Time?
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One day Solomon decided to humble Benaiah ben Yehoyada, his most trusted minister. He said to him, "Benaiah, there is a certain ring that I want you to bring to me. I wish to wear it for Sukkot which gives you six months to find it." \n"If it exists anywhere on earth, your majesty," replied Benaiah, "I will find it and bring it to you, but what makes the ring so special?" \n\n"It has magic powers," answered the king. "If a happy man looks at it, he becomes sad, and if a sad man looks at it, he becomes happy." Solomon knew that no such ring existed in the world, but he wished to give his minister a little taste of humility. \n\nSpring passed and then summer, and still Benaiah had no idea where he could find the ring. On the night before Sukkot, he decided to take a walk in one of he poorest quarters of Jerusalem. He passed by a merchant who had begun to set out the day's wares on a shabby carpet. "Have you by any chance heard of a magic ring that makes the happy wearer forget his joy and the broken-hearted wearer forget his sorrows?" asked Benaiah. \n\nHe watched the grandfather take a plain gold ring from his carpet and engrave something on it. When Benaiah read the words on the ring, his face broke out in a wide smile. \n\nThat night the entire city welcomed in the holiday of Sukkot with great festivity. "Well, my friend," said Solomon, "have you found what I sent you after?" All the ministers laughed and Solomon himself smiled. \n\nTo everyone's surprise, Benaiah held up a small gold ring and declared, "Here it is, your majesty!" As soon as Solomon read the inscription, the smile vanished from his face. The jeweler had written three Hebrew letters on the gold band: "gimel, zayin, yud", which began the words "Gam zeh ya'avor" -- "This too shall pass." \n\nAt that moment Solomon realized that all his wisdom and fabulous wealth and tremendous power were but fleeting things, for one day he would be nothing but dust.
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What Gandalf answered makes absolute sense in a logical world, but... for your own sake, check out \nhttp://www.mtg-net.com/sfaq/faq/apr.htm
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Your description kind of reminds me of "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard," but only slightly.  Either you don't remember it well, or I'm totally wrong.  Either way, here is a link to that: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits\n\nI hope that's what you're looking for.  If not, sorry.
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I think its stupid...  It just won't be right without PJ! But there's been a new development- New Line's rights to The Hobbit will expire before long, and the person they bought them from has sided with those of us who want Peter Jackson on this movie. So, maybe there's hope...
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Rachel and Ernie's wedding\n\nand\n\nWhen you say nothing at all..
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1) Yes\n2) Lord of the Rings\n3) 20
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LOL!!\n\nyou're kidding right?\n\nMy guess is that Eragon (sp?) will be the holiday's big movie.
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lord of the rings. If you wanna meet him there is a lord of the rings convention in Pasadena Cali. saturday the 21. check out creationent.com for more info.
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Looks like I'll be marrying a large woman named Grace on the Isle of Man.(Hmmm) Does sound like the scenario I've already worked out in my head concerning my own marriage. It's not going to happen!
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An upcoming episode has not yet been scheduled. \n          \nhttp://www.nbc.com/E-Ring/episode_guide/
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!
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hobbits! hehe nope dwarves ;)
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Gimli!!! of course...
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they r gettin married on december 15th