Why do some people fart contigious?
342083
try to eat asparagus.. then lock yer self inside a cabinet...then fart as hard a you could....then tell me what happens
971707
sneezing and farting is more embarrassing because maybe you sneeze weird, which is already embarrassing. And you never know if you're going to spray spit or snot of food that's still in your mouth everywhere. And to fart at the same time, that just makes it more embarrassing, because chances are someone is going to hear and/or smell it, and farting in public is just embarrassing to start with. To sneeze and fart at the same time would be doubley as embarrassing as doing just one. When you're laughing and you accidentaly fart, you are already laughing, so you can laugh at yourself, so you won't be so embarrassed. And if you're laughing hard, you're face would most likely be red anyway, so you don't have to worry about blushing when you fart. Sneezing and farting at the same is definitely more embarrassing...
341944
Cause some people are a-holes
1181325
the common causes are that they are eating foods like beans or vegetables that give you gas, have irritable bowel syndrome, they have too much bacteria in their gut which ferments undigested stuff, or they are lactose-intolerant (cant digest the sugar "lactose" which is in dairy products, so the sugar gets to the bacteria who ferment it and produce lots of gas)
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
1069333
yea i fart ,so does my girlfriend everyday when we screw,no big deal its natural, although i had a friend of mine who thought he was going to fart when he was with his girlfriend screwing and sh1t  all over the bed !
396278
'nasty' is really harsh, it's completely normal to pass gas but in our society its not courteous to do it openly unless you feel very comfortable with the person, but then again we all have our views on the matter. Even if you are comfortable enough with the person they still could get offended by it, so find out their stance before you break any wind.
341106
it's called the process of diffusion. as a smell spreads out its molecules use the air molecules to move away as gas molecules are so free. soon there is very little atoms of the fart smell left that it is unsmellable to the human nose although it's never truly gone!
1093698
if you feal the nead to fart and some one thinks it is rong then dont talk to them because they dont have frindship in mind
698730
Now this is what I call a proper question\nOf course everyone does, even posh people.\nI bet the Queen keeps a secret diary\nIn a few year time the Queen mothers diaries will reveal her grading of wartime farts (dried egg played havoc with the royal bowels I'm told by a reliable witness)\nThere's an old Icelandic saying that all men (and woman) love the smell of there own farts.\nMagnus Magnusson is never happier than when his large intestine is wreaking havoc.\nLets have more flatulence questions \nP.s. Heinz vegetable soup does it for me, only yesterday morning when I awoke the duvet was on the ceiling
546915
Because fecal matter is really not good for you to breath it can in fact make a person sick if they are around it too much, the poo is all the food that one has ingested and it is the bi-product (the left over stuff that your body doesn't need). Some people may digest differently then you and you are used to the smell of your own poo (which stinks too), perhaps some are proud of their own stinky poo and want to share it's aroma by not flushing, or spraying and by leaving the bathroom door wide open this is considered rude however it is usually fairly funny.
339672
well probably your fart just comes out and when you are doing your duty you push to hard that happened to me ONCE but just be careful i heard that that is bad, when you push to hard when doing your duty.
452584
we all do it the same amount of time's. chic's are just better at hiding it most of the time. get into a serious relationship and you'll find out!\n\nMy wife used to leave the room to fart when we first got togeather alas she nolonger does this.
951082
According to Dr. Oz from Oprah we are suppose to fart 14 times a day. I don't do this.  I like to excuse my self to the bathroom if I have to go.  I have blamed it on the dog once as a joke in front of my family.
319122
It's not mine so it might not count...\nAt my brother's confirmation he farted really loud in church and everyone around us started laughing.  It was the polite sort of laughter though, in your hand so it's quiet, you know.  Anyway, my sister was laughing so hard that she did it too and everyone lost it.  They started laughing hysterically in the middle of the mass.
423532
I'm not a guy but why would anyone want to be around someone who is constantly farting or burping?  Is it possible that your friend just wants to be one of the boys?
1152798
It really means you are fun and nasty...\nBut basically yes... \nRead the composition here:\nNitrogen is the primary gas released. Methane and hydrogen, lesser components, are flammable, and so flatulence is susceptible to catching fire. Not all humans produce flatus that contains methane. For example, in one study of the feces of nine adults, only five of the samples contained bacteria capable of producing methane[5]. Similar results are found in samples of gas obtained from within the rectum. The gas released during a flatus event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, to omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats. Flatulence odor can also occur when there is a number of bacteria and/or feces in the anus while being expelled. A small amount of solid or liquid fecal matter in fine particulate aerosol form may also be expelled, and included, along with flatulence.