If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Yes!  And if you shake a chicken it will lay scrambled eggs.
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You dog has a nose, but his snout may be very small.  The mechanism of smelling is internal.
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Sh*t happens!\n\nOK, sorry. Goats have a much more efficient uptake of water from the stool in the large intestine. In goats, before the feces is expelled it is squeezed and rolled around by the action of the large intestine so that as much water as possible is absorbed by the intestinal walls. This results in small, relatively dry fecal pellets. Cows absorb some water but just shoot the rest through as a soggy mush.
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the fart doesn't actually transform into something else, except perhaps a wrinkled nose or a full blown facial expression if you'll pardon me.\nfarts are mainly methane, hydrogen sulphide, and others.\nthey normally become part of the atmosphere and may dissolve in water, mostly into moisture that will eventually fall as rain. then the dissolved gases enter the soil with the rain and are taken up by the roots of plants.
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Could you imagine farting custard?
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Heifer duh,lol bulls dont technically give milk :)
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Well i have own a man boob milk business, and i have discovered if you lick hamsters you can increase your milk yield by 75%.\nI am currently working with tescos and im making their whole milk!
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research shows that animals laugh and like to laugh.
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I like Happy Cow. That is a brand of cheese. Cows make me happy because they are cute and they have a nice disposition. Have you ever heard of a mean cow? I haven't.
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Q: WHAT KIND OF BEES GIVE MILK?\n\nA: BOOBIES!!!!
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Yes, it will, but it won't eat a clown...it would taste funny.
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What if you don't see a cow at all? :P
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Ive been bathing in goat milk for the past 4 months and it sure does work. Smells funny though.
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A dog \nA cow\nAnd a 65 year old farting women...
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hahahaha \n* thanks for d laughter ;-)
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Only the nose knows that answer :)
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assume a spherical cow.