Wouldn't it be funny if Bill Clinton divorced Hillary?
337421
yes ,yes lets see what louinski dress for the occasion .you are a devil.lol.
735499
yes, i get ur joke, lol. i mean who cares if shes getting divorced. she got divorced before, and shes one screw-up.
1152886
No, Bill Clinton was.
751576
No it'd probably be something like Clinton's biography. And I guarantee he has most of it written already. Of course, often times they don't actually write it. It's ghostwritten by someone else, because, you know, they might actually be busy at times. I say three years after leaving office.
1006135
I'm with you---Hillary would no doubt make  a fine President. It takes a woman to do it right and I think that she would be a breath of fresh air for the whole country.
502391
I can't stand her!  I think she was the brains behind the Clinton presidency... but I just can't respect a woman who doesn't respect herself (if she did she would have left Bill Clinton a long, long time ago--but she just allows him to keep having affairs).  It'll be a sad day if she's elected the first female president--that is not what young girls should be aspiring to be like.
577116
If you had their wives, you would want to get out the house too! The New ODD COUPLE. Hey, I would rather travel 3/4 the way arround world to a Tsunami devastated  village smelling of death & disease then spend one night at home with Hillary. Bill feels the same.............
370252
I think she would stand more than a 50-50 chance, because people still like Bill, and he would be part of that team again.  That two-for-one deal with the Clintons.\n\nAlso, a lot of people are ready to have a woman for president, and Hillary has a lot of political experience.\nI don't know if I would vote for her, it would depend on who she was running against.
245032
No, I think his relationship with Hillary is safely buried with him.\n\nBesides, we've already elected a Clinton with pizz poor morals, we're desensitized to it now.
156294
No he wouldn't. Unlike old Bush, Bill Clinton is not an idiot who would break the law for his son. Also, he wouldn't have had Jeb to help him with cheating in Florida. His father's friends were also the ones that got him into good schools, the Texas Air National Guard (where he received a Dishonorable Discharge), aand who got him his multiple oil companies he ran into the ground. Also, HE DID NOT GET THE MAJORITY OF THE VOTE IN 2000. THE SUPREME COURT WAS IN HIS POCKET, AND HE CHEATED IN FLORIDA. ONE MORE THING, GORE HAD THE POPULAR VOTE, MEANING THAT GORE HAD THE MAJORITY! So, no, Bush would have failed miserably in life and would have hopefully been in prison, as one answer said. But yes, it's still possible!
500818
No.  She is very intelligent but would be bad for the country, in my opinion.  Besides, she would bring Bill back to the White House, which was embarrassing enough the first time around.
164612
Nay.\n\nBefore Bill Clinton was elected, Hillary "Clinton" portrayed herself as a "stand by my man" kind of woman. She wore long hair and appeared on TV shows wearing dresses and baking cookies. After Clinton was elected, she become Hillary "Rodham-Clinton", chopped off her hair and wore suits in favor of dresses. She misrepresented herself because she thought it would further Bill Clinton's career.\n\nAfter Clinton was elected, Bill Clinton appointed Hillary Clinton to the National Health Care Task Force. And the policies she came up and tried to push bordered on Communism. And this appointment despite the fact that not one American had ever voted for her for anything. Congress was not given the opportunity to confirm her to a position that had the potential to affect every American in world.\n\nHillary Clinton is universally hated by conservatives and Republicans alike. Among the Democrats, it is a split vote. Some Democrats cannot stand her. Some liberals cannot stand her. Some women cannot stand her. And those are her three main bases. With half the country (conservatives and Republicans) against her, she would have to have a solidified base amongst Democrats, liberals and women. And she does not have it.\n\nWatch Hillary Clinton. She is just like her husband and adjusts her positions based on opinion polls. I say, "No, thank you." I would rather have someone in office who has the strength of his convictions, who knows the difference between right and wrong and acts on it.
956207
Too bad he cant get a hard on like the rest of the republicans, which is why all of the republicans got so pissed off at Clinton when they found out what he had done.\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nthaks for being stupid firestorm
439875
That's debateable. Many people say that if Bill Clinton dies before early 2008, Hillary Clinton will be able to rise to the presidency under the sympathy-factor.\n\nUnder a long term, its inevitable. Who knows how long it will take though.
1104033
clinton would be eatin' teeth. She is the ultimate fat a--!
971823
Probably so.  The public would then have a chance to see just how far left the Democratic party (especially Nancy) has gone.  Unfortunately, there might be some serious damage to the judges nominated to federal courts by then.
786007
Unfortunately the jokes will be around as long as he is.\n\nI got a million of 'em:\n\n"Good news for President Clinton. They've repaired his heart and his lungs. That's two of his three busiest organs" --David Letterman \n"Bill Clinton went back into the hospital today so surgeons can clean up from his last operation -- remove fluid build up. Now isn't that what got him impeached last time?" --Jay Leno\n\n"Thank goodness Clinton is doing fine. And today his condition was upgraded from stable to horny." --Jay Leno\n\n"Bill Clinton's presidential library opened yesterday and cost $7 to get in. On the bright side, every night is ladies' night." --Conan O'Brien \n\n"You know what today was? The official opening of the Clinton library in Little Rock, Arkansas. You probably saw it on the news. Poured -- nothing but rain, which is kind of ironic because a lot of dresses got ruined." --Jay Leno