Why is cartman so fat?
338582
because he ate his good twin brother that fat cartman is the evil one
1150841
Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer are realted..Dr. Phil tells everyone how horrible they are but yet at home his son marries a Hustler and Porn Star. Nice huh? And then he proceeds to tell everyone how proud he is that his son found such a nice girl but god forbid if you are fat. You will be told it is your fault. If you have marital issues you are to blame and then if your kids are out of control the parents are the ones that screwed up. I think it is shows like his that are the problems in our world today. Shame on him for being so shallow.
541979
SIMPLY BECAUSE SOUTH PARK IS THE BEST AMONG THE REST!!\n\nI'VE NEVER SEEN AN ANIMATED SHOW AS FUNNY AND AS GOOD AS SOUTHPARK SO FAR...\n\nTHEY JUST ROCK!!! :)
414752
I asked my mom.  She said she thinks he got so fat he just exploded.
599033
He most certainly is. He needs to grow up and get a life.  I think he has a fetish with curvy chicks but is ashamed to admit it, and that is why he tries to put up the front that he does.
852320
Stan and Kyle are losers. Cartman is cool. So of course he's one of us ! - Chiefs fan
794553
He has a weak character. I think it's probably virtually impossible for him to compromise. I know guys like that. BUT there are probably some other guys out there who would be so into being close to you, they would not care if you are fat... and some who think you're sexy as you are. Find them instead, and let this guy feel your absence and hurt about it a bit. Maybe he'd learn something valuable.
752044
Stan and Kyle are the alter egos of the creators...  \n\nBut who would watch without Cartman?
1103560
MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS CARTMAN BECAUSE HE'S JUST A BADASS. MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS THE 1 WHEN ERIC BUYS THE PUBIC HAIR OFF THAT KID  AND THE KID MAKES ERIC OINK LIKE A PIG THERE'S MORE THAN 1 I LOVE. THE OLYMPICS, THE 1 HE SINGS THE GHETTO SONG THE MOVIE WHEN HE TELLS THE TEACHER 2 SUCK HIS BALLS.FUNNY HE'S THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER.
581068
His mom is a hermaphrodite, so Ms. cartman is.
920624
No, but its one thing to be pleasantly plump and be morbidly obese. "Here honey, eat another 2 pints of Ben and Jerry's, because of love"(??)
1025268
im with you, he is  a very fat UGLY hot temp person.\n\n\nbut, with no doubt, he has great skills!
806381
How is it possible that a fat man can be a preacher when gluttony is a sin?\n\nThere ya go, that easy.
836812
Yes, they were so funny in a really stupid way. I would stay up and watch the Beavis and Butthead Moronathon on MTV. No matter how funny Cartmen is, he still can't top Cornholio.
498276
I'm watching it now too!  I think because "fat people" are entertainment.  The industry only shows thin and beautiful people, and bigger persons are more like an exotic animal.  Not to mention, what could be funnier to a dumbed down MTV audience besides fat camp?
646742
Muscle is heavier than fat.
1175295
yeah. ask jarod, the subway guy. hes always on those commercials. he lost like 200lbs. or something