Coffee is not working any advice to stay awake; any body can make me laugh or pass the day?
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This is a pun:  (enjoy)\n\nBack during the days of expansion to the west, people traveled by stagecoach. This was not a particularly comfortable way to go, with the bumpy paths and crowded seats. However, there wasn't much choice.\n             Being in business to make money, the operators of these stage- coaches tried to think of various ways to increase revenue on each trip. People were willing to pay not only to ride out west, but they were willing to pay to ship things to friends and relatives who had already relocated.\n             Of course, passengers were the most lucrative. So it follows that the more people you could transport on each trip, the more money the company made.\n             With that in mind, these companies began restricting passengers to being under a certain weight, in order to fit three people in a seat instead of only two.\n             Not only was this extremely uncomfortable for the travelers, but it became obvious to those wishing to relocate that there would be no  \nwest for the reary.
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Stay active. Do something that requires your full attention such as cleaning, exersizing, dancing, talking. Keep the lights on and the music on a upbeat sing-a-longable (I know thats not a real word!) channel! Drinking caffiene will also keep you awake but it isnt good for your body.
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that really sucks i don't think their is a way u can get it back if u turned ur computer off, get some coffee stay up late and type it over GOOD LUCK
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Drink lots of water.  Staying hydrated keeps you awake.
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First of all how old are you? Do you drink alot of colas with alot of caffine let alone- do you drink coffee? Do you have a heart or lung condition that limits your ability to breath properly? These and many other things can contribute to your inability to sleep. Stop all caffine drinks by 7:pm. Get off the computer at a decent time lol. Your bedroom is for sleeping or lovemaking only.......not surfing the web or watching tv. If any of these things apply then you know what you need to do assist in your resting through the nite. Mostly.......talk to your Doc. OK
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just breathe....try to laugh, or read a book....eat some chocolate!
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your being used wake up and smell the coffee
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WELL, NOW I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU HAVENT HAD A NICE DAY? SO FAR, MINE IS OK, BUT ITS STILL EARLY.. HOPE THE REST OF YOUR DAY GETS BETTER!!
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1.Drink caffeinated coffee.\n2.Splash your face with hot or cold water, whichever is more shocking.\n3.Resist lying down. A sure fire way to put you to sleep.\n4.Keep moving. It helps.
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Simply get up for stretch breaks.  Walk around the area.  get enough sleep for starters.  Eat breakfast, have a small healthy snack, eat a small to medium sized lunch. Dont overdo it on the caffeine because when it wears off then that makes you sleepy.  Above all what helps me is a chocolate a day!!!!
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OMG thats the funniest damn thing ever...and uve had some good ones! lol I just got my coffee all over my desk/computer! lol he he i couldnt even answer the phone i was laughing so hard! lol good way 2 start a monday!\n\n♥
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workin' and tryin' to stay awake... thanks for askin' and have a great day
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Homer Simpson:  Co-ff-ee........mmmmmmmmmm.  I need coffee to make through these eight hours of the day.  I don't smoke...so I'll pass on that...but Coffee.....yeah.  Oh, gotta go, coffee break!
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Well for someone to be all knowing seems like you got a problem. No coffee, no soft drinks. You might as well roll on over a play dead. Next time don't stay up all night or try to burn the candle at both ends.
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well try peein b4 u go to sleep.try sum lavender oil on ya pilow
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One of my problems is that I'll be thinking about the things I need to do the next day or the week.  That makes me stay awake.  Get up drink some water and lay back down and try to just relax, don't think about going back to sleep - just relax.  If that don't work then count sheep, that does work.
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I think you're right to be concerned... I was a certified coffee addict for several years in college and grad school, and it eventually totally messed up my waking and sleeping patterns so that I had to go on medication to straighten it out.  You shouldn't be tired all the time, but using coffee to "medicate" for that is just going to make things worse in the long run.\n\nI'd suggest first getting checked out by a sleep specialist -- many sleep clinics offer free screenings from time to time, where you can just drop in and they can check for a few different kinds of sleep abnormalities.  Even if you're getting the right number of hours of sleep, you could have sleep apnea, restless legs syndrome, or some other condition you may not even know about that keeps your sleep from being as restful as it should be.\n\nYou might also consider getting your blood sugar levels checked, as high or low levels can also make you sleepy during the day.  There are also a few other blood tests that might help you figure out what's going on, as certain other excesses or deficiencies might be sapping your energy level -- a doctor could explain more about some of those possibilities.\n\nMeantime, fresh air, exercise, and especially *deep breaths* might help you feel more refreshed and alert during the day.  Improving the flow of oxygen to your brain always helps. :)\n\nGood luck!  I hope you figure something out that helps!