yeah I decked him knocked a tooth loose and split his lip.  didn't stick around much after that.  never go to that local family style bar.
201104
Good job, i hate guys who seem oblivious to the fact that these woman have they're men next to them. They are so stupid, they deserve it!!!!!!!
360504
Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00\nbetween them.\nLarry said, "Hang on, I have an idea"\nHe went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.\nBob said, "Are you crazy??? Now we don't have any money left at\nall!!"\n>Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."\n>\n>They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.\n>Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"\n>Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"\n>They downed their drinks.\n>Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you geto on your knees and put it in your mouth."\n>Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.\n>\n>They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"\n>Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the\n>third pub!"
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PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THIS.  ANYONE LIVING IN ANY TYPE OF BUILDING THAT HAS A SLIDING GLASS DOOR. NO MATTER WHAT FLOOR!!!!!!!!!  I EXPERIENCED A TERRIBLE THING A FEW YEARS AGO AND HOPE YOU BENEFIT FROM IT.  I LIVED ON A 3RD FLOOR APT. BUILDING AND FELT SO SAFE BECAUSE I KNEW IT WAS SO EASY TO GET IN A HOME FROM THE FIRST FLOOR.  WELL IT'S NOT TOO HARD TO GET INTO A 3RD FLOOR EITHER.  I AWOKE TO A BLACK MAN STANDING IN THE DOORWAY OF MY 3RD FLOOR BALCONY WINDOW.  I DIDN'T HAVE EVEN ONE SECOND TO DO ANYTHING BUT SCREAM MY HEAD OFF!!  MY 2 YOUNG BOYS AND I HAD FALLEN ASLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM AND I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT TO LOCK MY BALCONY, I LIVED 3 FLOORS UP.  THIS VERY HIGH MAN CLIMBED UP THE LATTICE ON THE SIDE OF THE BALCONY AND CAME INTO MY APARTMENT AND TRIED TO RAPE ME, STOLE MY VIDEO CAMERA AND THEN BELIEVE IT OR NOT ABOUT A YEAR AGO I WAS WATCHING A TV SHOW AND SAW THAT THIS SAME MAN HAD BEEN DOING THIS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND USUALLY RAPED THE WOMAN!!!  HE LIKED IT WHEN I FOUGHT BACK, SO I DIDN'T FOR A MOMENT, THINKING THAT THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED AND I WAS GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO NOT GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTED. HE DROPED ME TO THE FLOOR AND WENT ON LOOKING AROUND FOR THINGS TO TAKE. HE WAS ARRESTED DUE TO THE REPORTS THAT THE OTHER WOMAN GAVE THE POLICE.  DON'T BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY FEELING SAFE BECAUSE YOU ARE HIGHER UP ON THE 3RD FLOOR 'OR HIGHER'.
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OK i was in 5th grade grade and i just had this special kind of braces put on my teeth. for the first week i could only eat liquid stuff. so i when to school and my mom made me some soupy pudding. and i sat down to eat but couldn't get the top off the container. so i pulled one more time and the pudding went all over my pants. everyone was laughing. i had to go to the office and call my mom *sigh* that is one of the worst. but think back now it was funny.
380537
Wasn't there a kid who died when her mother left her at the dentist? I saw that on the news a few weeks ago, the dentist was a terrible terrible man, I think he's in Jail now for murder
330288
fighting wasnt the word for what my parents would do. i've actually seen my mother stab him with a fork in the leg before. he wasnt seriously injured, but damn....
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I was living in Saskatoon Saskatchewan. Met awesome sexy beautiful woman. Was super eager to get together with her. My fly was stuck. I reefed it down then pulled up. Eeeeeeeeeeek! Blood was pulsating out of me. She was freaked(as was I ). No stitches. A superficial wound.It was still awful when they untangled me at the hospital.\nThe worst part was everyone in the building knew what happened.Including her man.\nHer boyfriend broke my nose and shattered my right orbital bone. Which I think was a lot worse, almost.
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I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
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I work for a dentist and my dad has had it done and it is very painful and I would only do it as a last resort. Very costly. Took my dad a month. Could not eat very very bad pain.
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Well normally I don't like to gossip, but they live next door to me and have for about eight years now...at first it was pretty cool, they seemed like a happy couple, but then Jesus got laid off from his carpenter job and He started drinking... then Mother Nature started nagging Him all the time, and they used to get into these huge knock down drag out fights... I mean it was ridiculous, one time she smashed all His liquor bottles and He got really mad and they were out in the yard screaming at the top of their lungs... and you know when Mother Nature gets really mad some pretty bad things can happen. We had these sudden wind storms and lightning bolts flyin' all over the place, it got so bad I had to call the cops out here to pull them apart. And that wasn't the first time the cops have been out here... one time He had her by the throat choking her and she just kicked Him in the scrotum so hard He had to be taken away in an ambulance... she spent the night in lock-up and He spent the night in the hospital. He limped around here for three days and He never tried to choke her again after that. They're really a couple of colorful characters those two... its never a dull moment around here thanks to them.
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DAWH!!!\n  This is why your mother always told you not to talk when your mouth is full.\n   It is the reason everyone not just children cut up their food before trying to eat it.\n   It is why GOD gave us the natural food grinder..called teeth.\n  This is why manufacturers are given strict guidelines on what they can put on toys.  Small swallowable things are prohibited so as to alleviate the possibility of choking.\n  The pain that the child is experiencing could be because the throat is swollen and or bruised.\n  This should resolve itself in a day or two and if not,see a doctor as I suppose it is possible that more damage could have ocurred.
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Honey,I feel realy bad for you. I can't think of anything around the house to help with the pain. Your going to have to get up and go to the store. Look in the isle where they sell stuff for babies."ORAGEL" for babies cutting teeth will help stop the pain. Please get the one for babies,so you can use it without making yourself any sicker. They sell it every where. GO!!!
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Have you went to the police?  Do you have pictures of the bite?  I would get an attorney.  Sounds like the biter's parents are bribing the church and school.  Your daughter was assaulted.  Fight for her.  Get attorney.  You can probably file a civil suit and the attorney will get a percentage.  \n\nMost of all, show your daughter not to let people hurt her.  No matter who they are.
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Wow.  This is a tough one.  Is it possible that he moved his business to another location?  Have you Googled  the name of the business?  Maybe you could try calling dentists in your town and see if they know what happened to the business.  \n\nGood luck!
181970
My brother broke a tooth, got a fake reconstruction, it broke off years later, and he super glued it.  What a hick.
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a dentist filled my tooth without givin me anaethesia.he thought i wuz fakin it because his majesty didn c any good reason 4 bein in pain as long as the caries wuzn so deep..and i can still remember the paiiiiinnn..it's horrible i would never ever let any dentist do this 2 me again,,grrrrrrrrrrr
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6 weeks of drinking your food through a straw.Then you will likely have to see a dentist to fix any other issues.\n My brother had a bad break to his jaw and they told him if he didn't get it done that it would never heal properly.Of course they can't make you do it if you don't want to, but after watching the alternative, I advise getting it over with ASAP. Sorry for the pain I am sure you are in.Get well soon. How did this happen? Just curious.