I am learning dutch and my partner speaks english and I was testing her to see how well.  So I gave her some words and see if she could make a paragraph that made sense.  So I am putting on here to see if any one else can. It was funny when it was done!  The words:\nCreation\nNation\nDehydration\nLocation\nHydration\nFornication\nProcreation\nRelocation\nTrepidation\nRecreation
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It is with great trepidation I discuss the creation of the new nation.  It's current recreation is fornication which has lead to drastic dehydration and procreation.  We need to find a location for the re-hydration station as it's current situation is in need of relocation.\n\nI've done the paragraph and I am filled with humiliation at the state of my exultation.
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The website called bable fish its NOT acurate !!!\n\nI am Dutch and the above is a mess.......... ;-)\n\n\nTranslation:\n\nHave you settled in your new house? Too bad, I have, nice appartment. Dave is doing fine, we talk quite a lot, I do miss him and maybe we will get together again but need to find my peace first. I think it's too bad that he thinks I have already found some one. Ah well, I know better. And you and Mararteen? Will you soon come and see me? Let me know! When will you fly again?\n\n(I think the name Mararten is a misspelling of the Dutch name Maarten)
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infused\nprofused\nmused\namused\ndisused
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:) happy \n :( sad \n ;) winking \n :D big grin \n ;;) batting eyelashes \n >:D< big hug \n :-/ confused \n :x love struck \n :"> blushing \n :P tongue \n :-* kiss \n =(( broken heart \n :-O surprise \n X( angry \n :> smug \n B-) cool \n :-S worried \n #:-S whew! \n >:) devil \n :(( crying \n :)) laughing \n :| straight face \n /:) raised eyebrow \n =)) rolling on the floor \n O:) angel \n :-B nerd \n =; talk to the hand \n :-c call me - New! \n :)] on the phone - New! \n ~X( at wits' end - New! \n :-h wave - New! \n :-t time out - New! \n 8-> daydreaming - New! \n I-| sleepy \n 8-| rolling eyes \n L-) loser \n :-& sick \n :-$ don't tell anyone \n [-( not talking \n :O) clown \n 8-} silly \n <:-P party \n (:| yawn \n =P~ drooling \n :-? thinking \n #-o d'oh \n =D> applause \n :-SS nailbiting \n @-) hypnotized \n :^o liar \n :-w waiting \n :-< sigh \n >:P phbbbbt \n <):) cowboy\n:-?? I don't know - New! \n %-( not listening - New! \n :@) pig \n 3:-O cow \n :(|) monkey \n ~:> chicken \n @};- rose \n %%- good luck \n **== flag \n (~~) pumpkin \n ~O) coffee \n *-:) idea \n 8-X skull \n =:) bug \n >-) alien \n :-L frustrated \n [-O< praying \n $-) money eyes \n :-" whistling \n b-( feeling beat up \n :)>- peace sign \n [-X shame on you \n &#92;:D/ dancing \n >:/ bring it on \n ;)) hee hee \n :-@ chatterbox \n ^:)^ not worthy \n :-j oh go on \n (*) star \n o-> hiro \n o=> billy \n o-+ april \n (%) yin yang
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Longing \nObserving \nVerifying \nEnjoying\n************\nLaughing \nOasis\nVoicelessly\nEnhanced\n*************\nLimited\nOptions\nVisualized\nExquisitely\n***************\nLoyalty\nOpeness\nValue\nEvident\n**************\nLoss\nObliterates\nVisceral\nEuphoria\n\nAs usual Patz, great question !
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My heart has been divided\nThis term please understand.\nMy husband has a fraction,\nOne third is in his hand.\n\nWith the addition of my son,\nMy love grew even more.\nMy heart grew larger,\nTwo thirds now accounted for.\n\nI bore another son,\nNow my love is times three.\nThe equation seems to work,\nMy heart's division completes me.\n\nI have calculated my life,\nThe solution is very clear.\nThe happiness I feel daily,\nIs the love of a family I hold dear.\n\n\nAdditional:\nThx for the thumbs down whomever it was.. now I feel like crap..
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Thursday :\nOUTCAST\nSPEAR \nSLUR \nDISGRACE \nGLUTTON \nFEUD \nSTARVING \nARGUE \nDEVIANT \nMOSQUITO \nBLAME \nADOPTED \n\nFriday:\nMAINLAND \nSHIPWRECK \nCRITICIZE \nISOLATION \nTHERAPY \nFEVER\nMELTDOWN \nALLIANCE \nMALARIA \nTWIST\nGOBBLE \nBACKSTAB \n\nSaturday: \nMONKEY \nFLARE \nAWKWARD \nBANDANA \nLOST \nWISHBONE \nHUT\nQUICKSAND\nTIDE\nSTUBBORN\nJUNGLE\nTRAITOR\n\nSunday:\nSKELETON\nNATIVE \nDENIAL\nKHAKI\nBAMBOO\nCORNUCOPIA\nCHEATER\nTIKI\nFAILURE\nHARVEST\nCOCONUT\nINSULT
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If you want to learn how to do these, you need to understand WHY the answers are what they are.  A lot of the phrases are ones you just have to know which preposition goes with which verb.  Important ones to know would be the ones that are repeated (like saber+infinitive, poder+infinitive, tratar de...) and also brush up on your por/para rules. The only way to get these down is to practice!\n\n1. con (tropezar con = to bump into)\n2. ---- (the infinitive provides the "to", so you don't need one)\n3. por (por mas = as much as)\n4. --- (poder +infinitive = be able to do something)\n5. por (por = per/each)\n6. Al (al + oir = "upon hearing")\n7. de (Tratar + de = to try to do something)\n8. antes de (before)\n9. En vez de (they're buying meat INSTEAD OF shoes)\n10.--- (see #4)\n11. a (negarse a = to refuse to, more or less)\n12. Para (In order to)\n13. a (vamos a = let's or we are going to)\n14. por (see #5)\n15. de (acabar de = to have just...)\n16. --- (see #4)\n17. a (personal a - when you are acting ON a person it gets the personal a, in this case the action is to have the partner)\n18. en (tardar en = to take a long time to...)\n19. en (insistir en = to insist on)\n20. de (see #7)\n21. en (convenir en = to agree upon)\n22. para (for)\n23. de (cesar de = to stop doing)\n24. para (in order to)\n25. --- (saber + infinitive = to know how to do something)\n26. sin (sin vacilar = without hesitating)\n27. --- (see #4)\n28. a (enseñar + a = to show how to do)\n29. por (for such a bad businessman...)\n30. --- (see #25)
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Skills still spill shrill swills.\n\nIt doesn't make all that much sense, but it's a correct sentence.  You can rearrange it a bit and add in sill and shill, as in: 'sills still spill shrill swills' or 'still, shills swill shrill spills' etc., but I like the first one best.
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Thursday :\nOUTCAST\nSPEAR \nSLUR \nDISGRACE \nGLUTTON \nFEUD \nSTARVING \nARGUE \nDEVIANT \nMOSQUITO \nBLAME \nADOPTED \n\nFriday:\nMAINLAND \nSHIPWRECK \nCRITICIZE \nISOLATION \nTHERAPY \nFEVER\nMELTDOWN \nALLIANCE \nMALARIA \nTWIST\nGOBBLE \nBACKSTAB \n\nSaturday: \nMONKEY \nFLARE \nAWKWARD \nBANDANA \nLOST \nWISHBONE \nHUT\nQUICKSAND\nTIDE\nSTUBBORN\nJUNGLE\nTRAITOR\n\nSunday:\nSKELETON\nNATIVE\nDENIAL\nKHAKI\nBAMBOO\nCORNUCOPIA\nCHEATER\nTIKI\nFAILURE\nHARVEST\nCOCONUT\nINSULT
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1, [TIME]-I'm living on borrowed time.\n                 Video games require such an expenditure of time.\n[LIFE]- My marriage was just a pit stop on the road to Mandalay.\n            I don't know  what lies ahead on the road to success.\n[PEOPLE]- She withered away in sadness after he left her.\n             She wrapped her arms around me like a vine on a\n             trellis.\n[UNDERSTANDING]- I preach, I rant, but you just don't see!\n                    In order to understand relativity, you must first visualize yourself on a stationary boat where the shore is always floating away from you.\n\n2. Cheer up! \n    Nobody knows you when you're down and out.\n            Your frown brings me down.   I was up $300, but I left a loser.       Better put in some oil.  You're down 2 quarts. \nIt may rain too much in Seattle, but there is an up side to living there.     Don't look down on me just because I am poor.\n\n3. [TIME]  I sit alone writing songs while time rolls past my window.\n    The past is in the graveyard, the future is on the red eye to the pearly gates.\n[COMMUNICATION]  She funnelled her hopes and dreams  into a  pint bottle and threw them overboard.  \nThey hoped the march would send the president  a message.\n[ANGER] He was so pertubed he nearly boiled over with vitriol, and steam was pouring out of his ears.\nShe was a seething cauldron of molten lava, waiting  for a chance to erupt.\nI hope these are what you were looking for.\n\nCheers.
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Not clear on the question, but \n\ninformative\nanalysis\nopinion\n seem like the logical three
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Good Grief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Write complete sentences.  Cannot understand your ?
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A bility\nD esigning\nA \nP redetermined\nT ype\nA nd\nT hereby\nI nitiating\nO ther\nN eeds\n\nI ngenious\nG eological\nN atural\nE ngineering\nO f\nU nderground\nStratus\n\nR elying\nO n\nC ertain\nKinetics\n\nI nability\nN ecessitating\nT he\nE ntertwining\nR elative\nD uring\nE ach\nP lace\nE ncompassing\nN eedfulness\nD ecrying\nE ntities\nN eeding\nC oexistence\nE veryday
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f*nny, c*nt, minge, p*ssy, p*iss flaps, stawberry mivvy, wookey hole, twat, shaven haven, patch, beaver, mott, burger, muff, furry cup, flange,\n\n(if i think of anymore, i'll edit)
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coma\nmut\nton\nanion\ncation\nnation\ncaution\nnot\ncat\nmat\nat\ntan\ntin\ntin man\nman\n\nHere are a few that i could think of.
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Never heard that one before, but I can present some scenarios...\n\n1) Person A does not get promotion that they believed they deserved. Person A is angry, and says... "I'm SO mad... Person B should not have gotten that job... that really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so MAD!!!)\n\n2) Person A (different guy) gets flowers from his girlfriend (Peron B). He says: "Oh, I love her SO much... her thoughtfulness really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so HAPPY!!!)\n\n3) Person A (different guy again) sees a very attractive woman in a bar (Person B). She is very sexy. Person A says, "Man, she's hot... I'd like to BUTTER HER MUFFIN." (translation: I would like to have se*x with her, enabling my ejaculate to provide lubrication to her southern genitalia)\n\n4) Opposite of scenario 3... A woman (Person A) looks at an attractive man (Person B) and says.... : "He is so hot. He can BUTTER MY MUFFIN anytime." (translation: See scenario 3)\n\nBest Wishes!