1)A big cuddly dog emitted fierce growls, happily ignoring joyful kids licking minute nuts on pretty queer rotten smelly toadstools underneath vampires who x-rayed young zombies. \n\n2)I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness. \n\n3)Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
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In the first sentence, the words are all in alphabetical order. In the second sentence, each successive word increases by one letter. The third sentence is a palindrome.
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1. footsteps 2. coffin 3.The child was born before 1776 4. Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered 5.Clara lives in the northern hemisphere. 6. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II. 7. The word "and". 8.They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year. 9.The lady was a Justice of the Peace. 10. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills. 11. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20. 12. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.13. "one word"\n14. Penguins live in the Antarctic.15. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.16. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a  wooden leg.17. They were husband and wife. 18. He can't because he's dead. 21. incorrectly 22. 23:03 23. None, the boat rises with the tide. 24.White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the Northpole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear. 25. Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three. 26.Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him. 27.None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. (And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.) 28.Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket first. The 30 degree F water is frozen, and the ball would stop when it hit the ice. 29.\nThe time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78. 30.An umbrella. 31. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.32.The temperature. 33. a shadow 35. Counterfeit money.36. A man with a wooden leg. 37.  Takes over the chicken, returns, takes over the corn and returns with the chicken, takes over the fox, returns again for the chicken. 38.The horse he left on was named "Sunday" and the horse he returned on was named "Tuesday."
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f*nny, c*nt, minge, p*ssy, p*iss flaps, stawberry mivvy, wookey hole, twat, shaven haven, patch, beaver, mott, burger, muff, furry cup, flange,\n\n(if i think of anymore, i'll edit)
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1. Don't Know\n2. Lois \n3. Lois
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They all already ARE grammatically correct... they just sound a bit formal.\n\nOther ways to write the sentences:\n\n1. He doesn't think piano lessons in the garden are unusual anymore.\n\n2. His love of singing and dancing helps him make connection with his friends.\n\n3. Everyone was surprised when the animals to react violently to the treatment.\n\n4.  No one is surprised in today's time to see them playing with their archenemies.
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1.First one goes in A,B,C,D order and is a pretty weird and funny sentence\n2.In The second one,the no of alphabets in a word increases one after one\n3.The 3rd one reads the same from frontwards and backwards.It's a palindrome
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Ernestito: Breast, I have eight anuses.  ! Itself banar to a dog!  \n\nWake: Perfect, but tambien you go to..  \n\nWake: Good, son, despues of banarlo, you are going to dry it very well.  \n\nErnestito: Already itself, breast.  \n\nWake: If, son, but before bringing al dog, prepares the water and the jabon.  \n\nErnesttito: Breast, breast,? I am able banar to Wolf?  \n\nErnestito: Already this all ready, breast.
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That is good of you to share this information with us.  I Really had to try hard to find all six it was only when you continued with the bit about the word 'of' that I found another two but still missed the last one.  However I am old, so that may have something to do with it.\n\nIt kept me amused for a while so 10/10.  I demand more of this sort of thing;)\n\nI am going to try it with my listeners next time I do a show
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a. Dick finally decided which boat to buy.\n    Dick made his decision while on the boat.\n\nb.  We were shocked that they appointed the professor.\n      The results of the professor's appointment with his\n      doctor were shocking.\n\nc. The design has big squares and various sizes of circles.\n    The design has big squares and big circles.\n\nd.The sheep dog has too much hair around his mouth so \n    he  cannot eat his food.\n    The sheepdog is too hairy for us to eat him.\n\ne. Could this be the hair tonic that the invisible man uses?\n     Could this be the man's hair tonic which is invisible?\n\nf.  The governor is a street fighter who fights dirty (uses unfair tactics)\n     The governor is a street fighter who is not very clean.\n\ng.  I really cannot give him a good recommendation.\n      I have more good things to say about him than I have time\n      to say them.\nh  Terry loves his wife and I love my wife.\n     Terry loves his wife and I love her too.\n\ni.  Yesterday, they  told me she would go soon.\n     They said yesterday was the day she was supposed to leave.\n\nj.  There is a section available where no smoking is allowed , \n     apart from the smoking section.\n    There is no section available where smoking is allowed.\n\nHope this helps you out.  Please study these so you will understand what is meant by ambiguity.\nEnjoy your Sunday!
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1. Female\n2. Don't you wish you knew.\n3. Honestly, I just wanted the points. I'm almost on level 2.
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1. mouth/month\n2. whine/wine\n3. flower/lower\n4. diet/die\n5. grant/giant
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1. He has to lock his door a specific amount of times. He washes his hands a lot with really hot water and uses a  bunch of bars of soap for one handwashing.\n\n2. Melvin is very rude to Simon and says dirogatory things about his being homosexual.\n\n3. He says something about her son. Don't remember what exactly.\n\n4. Don't remember\n\n5. Melvin\n\n6. Melvin\n\n7. I think Carol didn't come to work because her son was sick so it ruins his routine so he goes to his psychiatrists office.\n\n8. He whines at the door and perks up when Simon mimicks Melvins voice\n\n9. He writes them like a man but takes away all reason and accountability(or something like that)\n\nHope that helps. It's all I could remember. =)
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1: boyfriend\n2: Timon and Pumba\n3: Girl\n4: Water\n5:ice\n6: stripes\n7: cow\n8: Garfield
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1. The strategic command won the battle for the soldiers.\n2. He was sure to win as is visceral speech moved everyone during elections\n3.  You would wonder why the girl had such a skinny frame since she was quite a voracious eater.\n4. In the nursery rhyme, Jack must be spry in order to jump over the candlestick.\n5. I will revere my father for his high importance in the work force.\n6.  The pile consisted of a countless number of Autumn leaves.\n7.  During the contest, he was at a loss for words and in a disasterous plight.\n8. To get in to Harvard University is an arduous task, as it has an extremely low acceptance rate.\n9. The accolade certificate cheered up the young girl.\n10. The newspaper editorial was about global warming.\n11. The slip of paper advertized to subscribe to the popular magazine.\n12. The warrior was in an open field, and very vumerable.\n\n\nHope this helps.
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Prancer\nDancer\nDonna\nBlitzen\nVixen\nComet\nCupid\n.............ARGH!! Cant remember the last one! Sorry!
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Question: Drop a letter from this and you have the equivalent of a female's relative.\n\nAnswer: gherkin. Drop the letter "g" and you are left with "her kin".\n\n\nQuestion: By changing this word's second letter and replacing it with another you can make at least four other words.\n\nAnswer: scatter. If you replace the letter "c" with another letter, you can form words like shatter, swatter, smatter and spatter. If you are unsure of their meanings, check an online dictionary!\n\n\nQuestion: This word contains a nationality.\n\nAnswer: mundane. The word Dane refers to a person from Denmark.\n\n\nChallenge: Try to figure out the last two puzzles yourself. All the best!
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1) The rain whitened the upturned earth of the newly dug grave, darkening the already fertile earth to a forbidding black.\n2) the air stood still without a whisper of wind to lighten the oppressively black night\n3) Slowly, he went under, falling into the whirling blackness of madness\n4) Her hair was twined in an impossibly convoluted way with bright ribbons braided in, a stark contrast to the silky obsidian black waterfall that cascaded down her back.\n5)The eight legged creature crept along the floor, it's grotesque black body in stark contrast to the spotless white floor.\n6) Slowly, he opened his eyes, but instead of blue, or brown, or green, his eyes were black as if some evil had devoured the color and taken over to produce a thoroughly forbidding dark.