I've got one "From Heaven you came helpless babe"\nWould that work for you?? LOL
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im a christian and you can chat with me
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Ma'am,Here's a solution for you...it works for me all the time. Do something you haven't done before in a long time...it can be something crazy too. Look,Miss Kelly, life is a many splendored thing. I come back from college some times and just go to my dorm room and scream because it can really suck sometimes. But as with everything else, you have to take the good with the bad. The only solution  to this is look at the bright side of things.You know, there's a saying I know, which says that the best way to brighten up is to make somebody happy along with you.Here's something I want you to read, and treasure for the rest of your life. I would have sent it to you personally, unfortunately, I do not have you private mailing details.\n\nDeciderata\nGo placidly amid the noise and haste; remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.  Speak your truth quietly and clearly and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.  Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit.  If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.  Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.  Keep interested in your own career, however humble, it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.  Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.  But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.  Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection.  Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.  Take kindly to counsel of years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.  Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.  Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.  Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.  You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees & the stars; you have a right to be here.  And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.  Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors & aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.  With all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.  Be careful.  Strive to be happy.\n\nAs I said...keep it.You'll see the everything in a better light.
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I sometimes do. The Lord will put someone on my heart and reveal the problem. That way I can send them a note or call them, and I know how to pray for them too.
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Any thing for you sweetie
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you sound amazing..\n\n"dont go changin baby!"\n          -Zaphod Beeblebrox
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"No matter where you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine"\n"Make the most of your self; for it is all you have of you"\n"Love doesn't make the world go round; it makes the ride worth while"\n"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got"\n"When your heart speaks, take good notes"\n"I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his PURSE" (no offense to homosexuals out there)\n"My halo is temporarily out of order"\n"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you"\n"If you wish to measure the man, measure his heart"\n\nThat's a few; I love quotes! Hope you like these!:) P.S. I know where New Zealand is. Do I get bonus points???!!!!! lol :)
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Of course I will pray for you and I wil tell everyone at church to do the same. I hope this will lighten up your day a little. Have a hopefully better day!
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Very much! Here's one I like:\n\nEvery fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying. \n\nby Harry Anderson
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i always tell myself it just wasn't meant to be.  it works much better than "why me??"  try it.  ;)
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After the past couple weeks, I could use any extra luck you can send my way.\n\nAnd I'll be sure to put you on my "good thoughts" list too.\n\nPeace be with you
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hmmm...\nMaya Angelou, great quote!
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A few years ago, I thought everything was going great.  I had just gotten married, and we had recently moved into a new house.  I thought I was right where God wanted me.\n\nThen it happened.  The company that my father and I were working on building together lost its largest client and, with that client, went 40% of its revenue.  Obviously that was a major blow, and it threw our life into a major upheavel.  In order to help supplement our income, my wife stopped working for me and went to work for our church full time, and I started working there part time a few months later.\n\nI began to feel like God was telling me something, but I didn't want to pick up my life, go back to school, and start a new career when I finish school at 36.  Then at a Christmas Eve service, the pastor preached a sermon about how the wise men were late, but it was never too late to do what God is calling you to do.\n\nSo, I prayed and told God that I needed to know for sure that he was calling me to do this, and within a few weeks, I was hit with even more financial difficulty.  The lesson here is:  be careful what you pray for; you just might get it.\n\nSo, I decided that I would do what I felt God calling me to do and started looking at schools.  I ended up at The Divinity School at Wake Forest University, which was not my first or even second choice.\n\nI won't say that everything has been perfect, but everything has worked out to get me where I am now.  The house we bought had appreciated enough in value for us to be able to pay cash for the small condo we live in now, etc.\n\nIn the end it came down to this.  I KNEW that God was calling me into the ministry, I had no doubt about it.  I think the majority of people are sure.  They may argue with God about it, like Moses who basically responded "Here am I, send Aaron."\n\nIf I could sum it up, I guess I would say if you have significant doubts that you are being called into ministry, you probably aren't.
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my best mate walked out of the registry office to the sound of an instrumental version of "there may be trouble a-head".\n\nWorked great because various people got the joke at differnet times.
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No, not yet, sounds like a good one that may work. Thanks
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i, too, can relate to this song.  i feel like this quite often, unfortunately:-(  i always snap out of it, though.  i realize how lucky and blessed i am and that i could ALWAYS be a lot worse off.
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Don't Mess with My Man (or I am bring the one to bring it to ya!)\nBy: Nivea
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I've never heard any good ones but i'll give you the worst ones:\n\nDo you have a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them.\n\nAre your feet tired...because you've been running through my mind all day long.\n\nDoes your head hurt because you must've fallen out of heaven.