i mean, it's MY beer. he never even offered to pitch in some cash or anything. plus, he seems like he's had a few too many to begin with. but he IS a giant squid, and i wouldn't want to agitate him, as drunk as he is. he might suck out my eyeballs or something....
217027
You could make some money from this situation. If you give it a lot of beer you may get six quid. (You may have to be English to understand this)
493824
If he is he has what to drink about.  Lame duck, ruined Usa with a herrendous debt, so many good American kids dead becaise of Iraq, never caught Osama benLaden and got Republican party in the garbage can.  Has an oinker for Veep.  Poor slob what has he done well, except father 2 attractive daughters
360504
Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00\nbetween them.\nLarry said, "Hang on, I have an idea"\nHe went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.\nBob said, "Are you crazy??? Now we don't have any money left at\nall!!"\n>Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."\n>\n>They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.\n>Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"\n>Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"\n>They downed their drinks.\n>Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you geto on your knees and put it in your mouth."\n>Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.\n>\n>They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"\n>Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the\n>third pub!"
99310
Always take two when you go fishing. If you take only one, he'll drink all your beer.
355533
So he illegally drinks and drives, possibly putting my children's lives in danger AND he's a liar? He has a lot more problems than how he's going to get out of a DUI class that he has to go to because of a bad decision tht he made. Hopefully he will make a better on next time.\nSorry I didn't give you any advice on what lie to tell but I don't feel sorry one bit for people who drive drunk.
69174
myself I think the deal about juicing has NEVER been proved. I mean come on people we are talking about a man that has played 20 years and has compiled some of the best stats EVER, and people want to trash everything he has done on whispers. Damn he started out on a crap team and lead it to be a contender. I think he has every god given right to be in the HOF. Look at some of the old timers in the hall... drunks, wife beaters, gamblers, I need not go on. I by far don't hate Barry and if most of the baseball public would get their heads out of their a$$es and get off the holier than thou seat they wouldn't either. Last I know he played in America ... ya know innocent until PROVEN guilty, and I don't mean people trying to make a quick buck with "tell all" books. Just my thoughts.....
435507
I think he is.  Boning up on your skills gives you enough confidence to say no even if he turns out to be a jerk.  But from what you've written, carry on.  He could be a decent guy.
10516
I think he must be hanging out with my ex-boyfriend because he did the same thing. Only problem ... I let him get away with it for longer than I'm willing to admit. Girl, I'm sure you are so sweet, smart and better than him. Just move on. I know I should take my own advice at times.. lol. This guy is doing one of two things or two of two things. He's either 1. Terribly immature and doesn't want to appear "whipped" in front of his buddies - AKA "Bro's before Ho's theory...or 2. Cheating and trying to keep you at the same time. AKA- having his cake and eating it, too. Either way, pls dump him,go out this weekend and forget about his immature, childish, sick, evil ass. Boys like him deserve to wake up with nothing but themselves,cheap beer and their dumb buddies drooling on them.
402745
Be cool, don't say "I'm your biggest fan," and just buy him a drink. The bartender will let him know who it came from. If he's cool he'll say thanks, in which case you can then coolly tell him how great he thinks he is. If he doesn't say thanks, chalk the five bucks or whatever up to experience and let it go.
26238
I know who your talking about, he has the character with the skull cap thing huh.  Yeah, he does seem a bit strange, seems very opinionated and blunt when  answers my questions.  To be honest, i have not agreed with one thing he has said.\n\nIf he says your not smart, maybe he should check himself.  Anyone who just cuts and pastes anwers might as well be a research monkey and not an intelligent person at all.
17427
Probably had a few too many drinks and someone bet him he wouldnt do it!
649303
I have seen his answers and he appears to be full of gall. May be he needs a gall bladder operation. He is probably a redneck republican who used to drink a sixpack of beer and go shooting every other day. Unfortunately he probably lost his job and turned bitter and now that he can't afford to buy the beer or the pellets needed for his shotgun he spews venom at others.\nOr probably he is gay but he is afraid to come out of the closet and is angry at the gay people who can actually admit it.\nI don't know. Just give him the blue pill.
468604
Sounds like this jerk needs to be reported.  Simply because this seems to be a continual offence.\nAlso he sounds like he has a problem that may need some professional help.
4914
He is dumb. Mainly because he has never had to do anything for himself in his life. Family money and influence got him anything he wanted. He never had to work a day in his life. He was a drunk until he was 40.  \nHe never even had to think for himself. thus, he is dumb.
255221
Veee DELLL boiiii is a sheeeet baggg \n\nHAHA\n\nThats friggin hilarious. I wish I can go drinking with him.
270747
Surprised they got Him anything at all.  Hell, not a damn one of them had a job, all sponging off of Him.  They couldn't even feed themselves.  He had to catch fish for them, turn water into wine, etc.  And, then, first sign of trouble, poof, they all dump Him for three days. \n\nThey weren't even good friends (wouldn't bail Him out or nothing).  Hell, if they were really good friends, they'd been on the whipping post next to Him going, "Hey, Jesus, that was some cool s**t, let's do it again!!"
481606
I think he is great also.  Some of the things he says are designed to rile fans of players and teams up.  You have to understand that and not take offense.  I do think he knows the game and has a good eye for young players.  He says things a lot of us would say after we had a few beers.