i swear to god..seems like the very first cup of coffee that i have is the best cup from the entire pot....YUM YUM YUM
201256
Homer Simpson:  Co-ff-ee........mmmmmmmmmm.  I need coffee to make through these eight hours of the day.  I don't smoke...so I'll pass on that...but Coffee.....yeah.  Oh, gotta go, coffee break!
47397
Espresso ... all the way!!
294573
my date lifted me up with no warning while we were walking down the street, so that he could try to guess how much I weighed (said he was really good at it...); then at the coffee shop, he managed to knock over his coffee and my hot chocolate all over me, when I came back from the washroom, he had two more drinks sitting there and while I was covered in coffee and hot chocolate, he spent the next 20 minutes talking about how some coffee had splashed onto his jacket; driving home we had to pull over so that he could walk around in front of the car and pee along the side of the road, right in my view;  this was a first and last date, lol
372948
Yes, I am addicted to two cups coffee (about 400mg) in the morning. If I don't have it I'm a mess.
438249
drink enough coffee and you'll get wired
186058
Definitely the humming of the refridgerator.  When I first heard it, I instantly fell in love...I would come home from work and run to the kitchen instead of my wife.  It cost me my marriage, but I just don't care.  My kids hate me, but it doesn't matter!  I'm gonna spend every available second next to that refridgerator until the day I die!
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The only way to get a REAL GOOD cup of coffee is it must be freshly roasted and grounded.  There is no other way.  I have tried it all.\n\nThe only coffees that ever tasted good and it can be just about any type of whole bean, ground and any brand was that it was FRESH!  \n\nI also found out that coffee gets stale FAST.  Generally after 3 days it loses its freshness.   And when I mean 3  days I mean the quality is ever going down at day ONE.  At day 3 it is acceptable, but not fantastic.\n\nCONCLUSION:  Buy and drink it FRESH, or get your own green beans, learn to roast, and grind it when you need it.   Green beans generally can be kept a year or more under ideal conditions so you get lots of chances for a great roast.
411980
lol....i just snorted coffee out of my nose.....lol....now me n my keyboard are all sticky! lol\n\n=O)\n\n♥
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It's not that unusual. I assume that your usual quota is at least in the 2-3 cup area. Well, if I drink coffee all morning, my pee also smells just like coffee. My wife and I refer to it as "coffee pee" and she has experienced it too.\n\nMy suggestion would be to hydrate yourself a little more than you do. Drink a glass of water upon waking and before bed. This definitely improves matters.
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Eating.  It seems to always taste better when someone else has cooked it!  : )
342350
Are you Borat's little brother? Italian coffee is way better than American coffee anyday.
566773
I THINK THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO KNOW IS TO TRY IT YOURSELF. There's nothing best as the "FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE" you know. (smile)
193702
dog+coffee= dog coffee
470302
I don't.  My favorite all-night diner is Christian-owned.  Best crappy coffee in town!
619930
Grande Vanilla Latte with only 2 pumps of syrup.  YUMMMMM!  Any more than 2 and I can't drink it, it's too sweet.  One night I was really craving one but it was late so I asked for decaf and the guy was like, you're taking all the fun out of it.  We both had to laugh, he was right!
415751
Espresso and cappucino?  Although personally I am just a plain ol' Mr. Coffee Joe DiMaggio kinda girl.
463620
your being used wake up and smell the coffee