why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because it need to get to the other side.\n\nOld joke.
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Chicken lover. He is a cop and he rides around ticketing people. It was funny
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well the only reason the chicken needed eggs was because he stole them from the cow, and the cow saw him taking the eggs and the chicken needed to her new ones. The cow crossed the road beacause she needed to make sure the chicken got her the right type of eggs.
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The answer is an egg.
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the bible said chicken
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first take the chicken across. dump him over the other side and come  back then take the fox swap them over so he has the chicken. then when you go back to the first bank swap the chicken wit the corn. take the corn across dump it there. go back for the chicken and take it across.
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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well it really depends on your religion. If you believe in God and that he created all things in the beginning, it would be the chicken because he created the animals first. If you don't believe in God, then there's really no answer unless the chicken slowly evolved to be an egg breeder, so that means teh chicken came first
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Well if I were to guess, I would suppose it was the chicken. I gather this idea from the Bible which says that God created the animals and birds not just eggs for the birds or fowl...\n\nGood luck with your quest! I supppse if you are pondering the great mysteries of life, you might consider this question. If it's a stupid question I have sure heard it asked all of my life. \n\nI know a little bit about chickens, and unless there is a hen to sit on the nest of eggs,  the eggs  would never hatch! They would suffer from cold and then no nurturing if they did happen to hatch. I have watched mother hens and they know a lot when it comes to gathering their chicks up when they feel danger for them. The hen will give them a signal just so the young chicks could all gather around their mother hen so she could fluff her feathers and seem larger and more fomidable while protecting the hatchling chicks.\n\nNot a stupid question, I am only guessing at what I feel explains it for me :)\nruthie~
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I think unfortunately for you that this bird has flown.\n\nWhat do you think she'd rather you have done, broken it's next and taken it home for tea?\n\nI suspect she might have changed her mind about staying because she was unnerved by the incident. Chat to her about it and see if you can find out what she thought about it.\n\nThose bloody geese of yours come here for their holidays, I'll make a mental note to keep well away from them if I'm dating!
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Normally something smart like the sky, the ceiling, the clouds...just look up to answer that question.\n\nA chicken eats when it's hungry!\n\nWhat's up chicken butt!!
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The chicken came first.For a couple of reasons:\n1)God created the chicken.\n2)If it had been an egg, The egg could have hatched into a rooster.
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I have seen "which came first, the chicken or the egg", I have seen "why did the chicken cross the road" I have seen "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood", but the one I thought was the dumbest was the one which went "??????????????"
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may be i can interpret your question this way.. why do chickens in the course of evolution formed in the way that they lay eggs, and in the same way why do humans give birth..\n\nin this case i can suggest you to think about the different modes of multiplications. chickens opted to go for the egg mode, which they found reliable and fit for survival. as evolution proceeded humans were formed and they were fit with the baby mode of multiplication.
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My two cluckers came out of eggs.  Did you know that there are two chickens for every human being on earth?  That's a lot of cluckers.\n\n\nChickens rule.
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Eggsactly .......  and pedestrians were banned as they would always be walking on eggshells ,,,,,,,,  but cars were always breaking down on the new road until someone told them to 'pull their yolk out' and drive to a Shell garage. But the yolk was actually on the town planners who ended up with co*k ups and down the new road. And when a local reporter asked them for their view on the whole matter, they replied 'Fowl!'.  First to go were the 'battery' hens for fear that they would try and 'start something' ..... their eggs were laid 'to rest' until someone broke in an poached them while the others scrambled. And all for chickenfeed!\nEggsciting?   Eggshilerating?  Eggasperating? And did they give them free range?  Or simply feathering their own nests?  Any for an omelette?
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He was obviously disGRUNTled fidgety!\nDid you hear about the farmer who goes to market to buy a cow?\nHe discovers the only thing he can afford is a zebra being sold off by the local zoo.Thinking he might find some use for it,he buys it and takes it home.The zebra wants to be useful but is unsure of what she can do.She asks some of the other farm animals how they keep busy."I peck corn all day," says the chicken." I can't do that," says the zebra." I lie in the mud all day," says the pig." I can't do that either," says the zebra.Eventually she comes across the bull and asks him what he does,"It's difficult to explain," replies the bull."But if you take off your pyjamas I'd be delighted to show you."