We read this article in school about a chicken, that was insured for $1.5 million, which was killed. Nobody knows who killed the chicken but my teacher wants us to write a 200-250 word story,poem about who killed the chicken.\nI NEED IDEAS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The jealous neighbor who covets the owners wife killed the chicken and made it look like the owner did it so that he would go to prison for insurance fraud and he could comfort the wife and have her all to himself.
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You should never even discuss doing this sort of thing to a chicken.  There are twice as many chickens on the face of the earth than people, and if they find out about this then you are doomed.
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How do I write the sounds that chickens make?\nBOWK!
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You just hold your taters, I'm going to tell you a story that happened a few years ago.\nIt was Thanksgiving Day and we had been cooking dinner for days, pies, rolls, etc.  We had invited a whole lot of people, but we wern't sure if Matt would be back in time or not, you see, he was out chasing down the Dalton Gang, cause they robbed another bank in a nearby town.\nAny hows, as we were sitting down to eat, Matt walks in with a smile on his face and Fetus pops up with, "Well, look who actually stopped working long enough to have a meal."\nNow Miss Sunshine was dying to sit next to Matt, cause she had a crush on him that wouldn't quit, you know there are some things that just can't be explained.\nAny way, Matt walks over and smiles at Miss Sunshine and then proceeds to go over and sit down next to Miss Kitty.\nMiss Sunshine realized then that it was just another day..another heartache and the sun'll come out, tomorrow, even tho it proved that her darling Matt still preferred Miss Kitty, and Sunshine would go home and dream about her beloved Matt, cause no one can take her dreams away from her.
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last week I said on  here if I ever saw this fecking question again, I would shoot all chickens and smash all eggs..........report me I do not care, just want some originality on here is it to much to ask?\nGoing to search fro my hammer and shotgun..............
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Instead of writing down the changes I feel you should make, I have copied your composition and put the changes in capital letters, replacing the words you used. I hope this helps. Feel free to ignore them! You write English very well. You should be proud of what you have achieved.\n\n\n        John was an ordinary worker, a man who loved his family, living a simple life. Common and contented, he had never asked for more THAN a happy and healthy family. However, the only request he asked was not permitted by (TOOK OUT THE) God.\n\n        One Sunday afternoon when John was watching his son playing baseball, his son, Michael fell down in front of him. The hospital told him and his wife, Denise, that Michael suffered from serious heart disease and that he needed an emergency heart transplant operation. An operation, which seemed easy, required massive bills that he could never afford. The insurance company wasn’t willing to pay for it. So he tried every means he could conceive to raise money. Though time passed, the money he raised was so little that his son even couldn’t get ONTO the waiting list. The image of a dying son and desperate wife was unbearable. John Q, therefore, decided to take a risk to save his son.\n\n        This great father barricaded himself inside the emergency room and took people there hostage (TOOK OUT S). There were patients among these people and some of them even needed immediate treatment. John didn’t ignore them but asked the doctors in the emergency room to do their best to treat them. They then knew that John wasn’t as bad as they thought and that he was a great father.\n\n        Meanwhile, the police besieged the hospital which was surrounded by news REPORTERS and live anchors. John had to negotiate with the people. He promised he would release hostages on condition that the hospital PUT his son ON the waiting list. The police tried every possible way (TOOK OUT S) to cheat him INTO releasing hostages; and at the same time COMMISSIONED a sniper to shoot John. Fortunately, the sniper missed his target and John suffered only a light injury. In the meantime, John’s story of saving his son as well as (TOOK OUT ALL) the situation (TOOK OUT S) in the emergency room was broadcasted by TV news to the whole nation.\n\n        Watching all the scenes on TV, the hospital manager was moved and decided to arrange Michael to the operation. She told Denise they would operate on Michael as soon as a feasible heart was donated. Denise was happy, but then she started worrying about whether Michael could wait until THEN. She told John about this. And again, John faced another ambivalence.\n\n        Loving his son, John couldn’t help but decide to give his own heart to Michael. He told everyone in the emergency room his decision and asked the hospital to send Michael there. Everyone tried to dissuade him, but turned out to be convinced by John’s faith and love. At the very point John was going to shoot himself, the hospital received the heart which was perfectly COMPATIBLE to Michael. And Denise managed to tell John about this in the last moment.\n\n        AT the end of the movie, everyone in the emergency room was released SAFELY. John saw Michael’s operation succeed; his new heart beat dynamically again. And then, he handcuffed himself and was taken by the police. Except for the crime OF captor, he was PROVED innocence. Even though he was still put in jail (TOOK OUT AT LAST), he thought it WAS worthy. After all, he had saved his beloved son, Michael.\n\nReflections\n\n        The main idea of this movie may be the great love of a father, but further, it shows the black side of modern civilizations. The devotion John HAD as a father can be SEEN easily in the movie. But if the great love of a father is a self-evident part of the movie, it is far from the most important, I think. The same kind of situations (even worse ones) can be found easily nowadays everywhere in the earth; many people may have b
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I just done a research paper on this same story...\nA symbol of the story would be something that stands out to you throughout the story. \nTowards the beginning of the story, the narrator describes a painting of her father(?) drawn in crayon. It symbolizes her wanting to stay a child and for her father to continue to care for her.\nAt the end of the story, the townspeople find a single hair on the pillow next to her dead lover. She continued to lie beside him even after she had killed him. She found eternal love; which was something that wouldn't leaver her.\nTo actually start the paper, how many words, do you count all words but articles...\nI would start out the essay with a brief of the story. Give three symbols in which you could describe. I gave you two, so find one more...\nFor each of the three paragraphs, describe in detail of the symbol. Paragraph one, why do you think she wanted to stay a child? Paragraph two, whatever you find. Paragraph three, what was the meaning of the silver strand of hair.\nIn the last paragraph, sum up the paper. Tell what you felt about this story. Do not use the word you. Teachers will count against that. Make your story interesting.\nLast but not least, a works cited page. Make sure to cite all sources, there are plenty on this story. All your cites must be in alphabetical order.\nThat should be about it. If you have anymore questions feel free to write.
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It was not bad karma unless it was done intentionally, but just to be on the safe side, it is always good karma to show respect for the dead (in cases like this, especially). Light a candle for the bird and know in your heart that you are truly sorry for its death, but understand that it would not have happened had it not meant to (and thus, you had no control over it yourself).
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Here is a poem, but please use it only as inspiration:\nO' to hear the birds chirping, tweet, tweet!\nIt is such a lovely sound, O' so sweet.\n\nThis is what your teacher wants, but please write your own.
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Well, this girl at work, her son's fish died and she took the day off to console him.  We had a good laugh when she got back because she had to have a fish funeral. Her son was distraught and she just couldn't leave him.\n\nLater, she learned from a friend that she should have just said the fish had belly-up flu and that she'd take him to the doctor on the way to work, get him fixed and he'll be fine in a day or two.
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I love the one that is a poem about the monster under the bed and hobbes saves the day by just being there (cause the monster didn't know there was a tiger in the bed).  Best Line: "Hey wake up you stupid cretin! Are you gonna sleep while I get eaten!?!?!?"  I'll check my collection books and see if I can find page number for the rest of ya.
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ok. that's better..\nclick on the link below..this should help.\nhttp://www.goldenessays.com/free_essays/2/english/T/tom-robinsons-trial-and-to-kill-a-mocking-bird.shtml
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Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Illinois mouse, killed by an 80-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how much tougher they are.\n \nThe Wisconsin mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."\n\nThe Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin mouse and  replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."\n \nThey both turn to the Texas mouse. The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."\n\n\nOR\n\nMost people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.\n\nThis would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.  But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.\n\nThe people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.\n\nThe National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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Wave your magic wand silly, that's how ya do it.. How about if ya drop-kick a vatful of blue dye on TOP of the chicken (collect their livers first) THEN douse them in some chocolate type liqueur THEN douse the whole mess with some of those huuuuge long matches ya use to light fireplaces........That'll work. yeah
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Intriguing! Did you write this yourself? It's as if you took the works of Ayn Rand, Stephen King, and Roald Dahl then mixed them all together. \n As for a mottled mattress......Yuck! There are some mysteries better left alone. (for instance, what's really in grandma's casserole) ;)
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Is it being sent to a publisher?  If not, I think it's a waste of time.  I'm all in favor of writing a personal narrative, but this is a bit ridiculous.  I am an English teacher and I know I would never make such an assignment.
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Try the plot-o-matic, it helps in just this type of instance.\n\nGood luck with your story :-)