Notes:- i don not want scientific answers because i know 80% of them\n      - No intelligent answers like: is not 100 is too long? or what is the color of hair aat 100 years? is it black again?\n      - Who thinks that he answers the best..He can IM me now for 15 minutes before i leave.\n      - I think Yahoo can make Competitions rather than Q & A
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theorically, I will live about 97 years, a normal good-excercised person on a normal country, will live about 89 years.\n<I will skip the scientific explanation.>\n\nthe answer should be: bones and organs decompose, it is totally imposible (at least now until 1000 years) that a person lives that much, heart and other muscular organs get old, and wasted, think about it.\n\n<altough I do this for free, 10 points as best answer wouldnt be bad>
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It's annoying cause you'd think they'd just read other questions like it. I mean when you ask a question, it lists other questions like yours right under the box you're typing in. You'd think they have enough sense in their heads (even if they are teenagers) to just click on the other questions and read what advice they're giving there. No, they have to make users retype the advice. I've just learned that there's nothing you can do to stop the 200 questions that are asked like this a day. So I just put the link to another question like it in my answer...and still get my two points :D. If they want to be stupid enough and not look at similar questions, I'll keep sending them to where they can look for themselves, while trying to be nice about it. When all I want to say is "Look at all these other questions and answers you f*cking stupid pinhead!!" :D
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ufffffffffffffffff\n i thought u r gonna ask something very secret but u.......\nhmmmmm\n i dont tell u where is ur friend Mr.Doug , so u can think that a Yahoo! Expert never likes to answer silly questions like this one, hihihhi
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cool...one of my yahoo IDs is :\n <itsnanceg> \n I can chat about many of those things as I studied many religious books and my Dad was a science teacher & college professor..so he taught us all he could about all aspects of science.\n I t would be refreshing to talk to someone about intersting things
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Very good point, I couldnt' agree more.\n\nDon't you just hate people who leave stupid answers to honest questions......see your first reply.\n\nPerhaps the moderators could hold a members' survey ????
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Might sometimes be helpful to answer a really tough Q but c'mon any monkey can hit a website for an answer.  I personally try to answer them from my own knowledge.  It's kind of like going onto Jeapordy and bringing a whole stack of encyclopedias with you.
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Dear Joanne,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nJoanne, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Joanne. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Joanne, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Joanne. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Joanne, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd Joanne, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Joanne, and have a great day!\n-Zach
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Just started. I think it so people close out questions and not let them run on and on. Also you know have to wait 24 hours to chose a best answer.
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Yahoo is restructuring the Answers and quite a bit of stuff is screwed up.  Took a week before my photo albums got straightened up.\n\nYes, I had a voilation just today.  It was question, actually written as a question, proper spelling, no profanity, and Yahoo deleted it because they said it was not a question.\n\nYou got me on that one!
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Dear BigBob,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nBigBob, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, BigBob. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, BigBob, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, BigBob. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, BigBob, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd BigBob, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you BigBob, and have a great day!\n-zach
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It is possible to get good answers here, it just happens that you have to sort through all the bad answers.  Some people are jerks, and don't bother to actually answer, they just give you some stupid response.  I wish you luck with future questions though!  Hopefully you can find some good answers!
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Dear Martin,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nMartin, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Martin. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Martin, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Martin. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Martin, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd Martin, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Martin, and have a great day!\n-Brett
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I'm having the same issue with my sets of questions (you can click on my avatar to see them).  Almost everyone who replied (one real exception) hasn't even bothered to try to answer the questions.  Yet these same people want creationisim taught in our science classes?\n\nI looked at both of your questions and they were good questions.  You were not doing anything wrong, just asking people to answer them.  I think you really do want to here what their answers are.  If you find any that actually do answer, send them to my questions as well please.
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Gee ! a clever guy like you should not be asking questions..is it for our benefit ? You should be answering only.\nNo offence , keeps us awake !
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Your words are so jumbled, I can't answer, but will agree w/ sciguy since he knows (?) what you said. \n\n.
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The most answers to a question I have seen by far is the one that Dr Deepak Chopra asked a couple of weeks ago in the philosophy section...in fact it was even featured in the main Yahoo home page!  I just looked it up and it had 26,760 answers and has been resolved by Dr. Chopra...The person got 16 thumbs up too.  I answered it but there were so many answers I never found mine!  LOL
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Thing is that there a lot of people here that can give the proper answers, however there are many out there that take a wild guess, and in many cases just give absurd non-sense making comments.\nAlso, this is not a forum for making comments, as you know it's for people to come in ask questions and other people to attemp to give information.