Give me your best yo momma joke, try to make it somewhat original! Winner gets ten points
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yo momma so ugly the tide wouldn't take her out
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Yo Mamma's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her *** and ride the wave in. \n\n\nYo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!\n\n\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up \n\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise \n\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors \n\n\nYo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world \n\n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway \n\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th \n\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code! \n\n\nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! \n\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\n\nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\n\nYo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. \n\n\nYo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\n\nYo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! \n\n\nYo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! \n\n\nYo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! \n\n\nYo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! \n
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes\n\nYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind\n\nYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!\n\nYo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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i would say nuthing because it's just like a joke.\n\nyo mama is so fat when she goes on the weigh it said to be continued.\n\n\nYo Mama So Ugly...\n\nshe put the Boogie man outta business.\n\nshe make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt\n\nwhen she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."\n\nwhen she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'\n\nshe looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!\n\nminutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said, "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."\n\nthey push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.\n\nwhen they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!\n\nyer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...\n\nshe put Marilyn Manson out of business.\n\nshe was a guard at Snake Mountain\n\nthey knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...\n\neven Harry Knowles refused to date her.\n\nthey embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!\n\nshe gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.\n\nTony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.\n\nyou papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.\n\nshe scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.\n\nwe had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.\n\nI heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.\n\nher shadow gave up.\n\npeople at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...\n\nher mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.\n\nwhen born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.\n\nhotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.\n\ninstead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.\n\nthey gave her a middle name...'accident'.\n\nshe fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.\n\nwhen she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!\n\neven Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...\n\nwhen she was born the Doc smacked her face.\n\nYou mama so Ugly that she's got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her...
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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends \nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers \nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark \nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone \nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong \nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice \nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals \nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nYo momma's so dumb she failed a survey\nYo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs\nYo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store\nYo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm  \nYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes\nYo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius\nYo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles\nYo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 \nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list\nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE\nYo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box\nYo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard\nYo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer\nYo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front \nYo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail\nYo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is\nYo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side\nYo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned\nYo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino\nYo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl\nYo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail\nYo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since\nYo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record\nYo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it\nYo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder\nYo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice\nYo momma's so d
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tell your wife a good yo mama joke, itll make you feel better momentarilty\n\n\nYo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.\n\nYo mama so lazy, she stopped after she invaded Belgium.
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes
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lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
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your mama is so fat it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side!\n\nyour mama is so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway!
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Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
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i have some\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said hey wheres my gumball\n\nyour mamma is so dumb shee went to a cutters game to get a haircut\n\nyour mamma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\n\nyo momma so fat she fell down and it registered 8.4 on the richter scale\n\nyo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up\n\nyo momma so fat the all-you-can-eat buffet closes when they see her coming\n\nyo momma so fat she sat on a penny and lincoln got a nosebleed\n\nyo momma so fat even her tongue has rolls\n\nyo momma so fat they found you stuck between her thigh rolls, 2 years old, umbilical cord still attached\n\nyo momma so fat she had to go to a mountain-climbers bar to get laid\n\nyo momma so fat they sent a search-and-rescue team in to find yo poppa\n\nyo momma so fat even scottie couldn't beam her up\n\nyo momma so fat she walks around with stuff orbiting her
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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There are NO good "Yo Momma" jokes!
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money\nYo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.\n\n As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."\n\n The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."\n\n Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.\n \nShortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:\n\n Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."