only wepons allowed are Chuck Norris' roudhouse kicks and Mr.T's pitying...lol...kidding...but those are their weapons of choice mind you...
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It would have to be Chuck Norris, because Mr. T would be too busy pitying the fool!!!
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Chuck Norris; it's the unstoppable force vs. the unmoveable object.
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I would, I'd like Keyzer to meet my 20" replica of the buster sword if he dosn't reduce my 40% warn by the end of this week too :D\nAnyw00ts, there's a Civil commando combat academy somewhere down at south Mumbai(Opera house), Krav Maga, Commando courses,kickboxing,karate etc, the shiznit, call em at 9820496752 or mail em at info@jkdindia.com, with all the testosterone rampant nuts running around there's bound to be a couple ov swords around somewhere
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chuck norris + roundhouse kick = GOD
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Whoa black panther has some real issues!....ok re the stun gun..apart from possession laws..they are illegal in that state..but..and heres the big but..the law of parity and cross parity protect you if you are defending you self.this isn't a state law but a Federal human right..ie..if the perp attacks you with his fist.you can defend with a club..if he has a club..you can use a knive../stungun/ insert your preference...the actual legality of the weapon becomes irrelevant . its been tested under state law on 23 occassions always in favour of the victim
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yes like chuck norris
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arnold schwarznegger, chuck norris
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Chuck Norris uses an actual punch as his punch line.
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Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
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Blanket parties are specifically illegal and punishable by brig time. Nothing is used now.  That's only in movies to scare civillians.
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You are screwed. You have been caught in the trap of forbidden freedom! What if you had a knife, or a gun, or a bomb! It is none of their business.
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Sound like you just watched Fight Club on Spike Channel too. Id fight Micheal Jackson. Id say something cooler like Gengis Kahn but...I dont want the chances of failure in this pretend fight to outweigh the chances of whipping ass.
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The UN ban gun ownership in America? You're kidding right? They can't make laws for America. Hell they can't do much of anything. Give me a break, UN banning gun ownership. LOL
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1. chuck norris massacred all of them with a single roundhouse kick to the face.\n\n2. the chuck norris party\n\n3. to rounhouse kick stuff
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.
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Well the guys with the weapons are the muslims and the evangelical christians. The buddhists and the taoists have definitely got the moves for hand-to-hand combat. The jews aren't hard but they've got some big mates, so you can't really f*ck with them either. Sikhs are allowed to carry a ceremonial sword. And the atheists are the only ones with  the laws of physics on their side. So they're all pretty hard really, if you're going to fight i'd fight the agnostics, the bunch of poofs.
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First off,  Chuck Norris you are a   s _ _ p _ d    _ u_ k _ _ g    _ s _ h  _ _e !!!!    If I knew you personally, I would be embarassed to tell people I did...  And no they don't get offended.. It's hard to tell by someones looks... I'm Italian and half the time people think I'm either Greek or Brazilian or from Russia, people don't care, just as long as you don't put them down like our sweetheart Chuck Norris...