We got together with some friends last night and somehow we got on the subject of butt wiping.  I couldn't believe how many different techniques people used?!  For example, wadding up a ball of TP vs. taking a few squares and folding it up nicely. Or, reaching around and wiping from behind vs. going between the legs. Me, I'm a sit down fold it up nicely between the legs kinda guy.  How about you?
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well ur question made me grin so thought I'd ansa.\ni sit down and wipe from behind cause if ur a female (like me) going between the legs could b kinda messy! lol :)
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Ok - I hate to play it off as a "guy" thing but it seems to be as such. We just don't realize when we're doing it. It's not a sexual thing - we just tend to have a hold of "ping and pong" without realizing it.My wife points out all the time that I am doing it - she says I hold them more than she does. I hereby apologize for the entire male population for our actions - ( but actually we'll still do it unknowingly ) - - - just from an honest guy standpoint
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Ok, I actually decided to keep track a while back. Here's my list (can't believe I am admitting this!).\n\nMotorcycle absolutely!\nTight jeans\nCertain kinds of undies\nThick maxi pads (sorry, just being honest!)\nBicycle (sometimes)\nI have never been horseback riding, but I'm sure that would work.\nCrossing my legs and rocking on rocking chair.\nSitting on a bidet (first time was in a hotel on a business trip. I spent almost the entire time on it! - kidding) - but it really does the trick.\n\nThat's it for now... you're not alone.
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great and fun! at one house i saw some toilet paper! and i got to tp the house it was assume! i went to  ever house 5 times lots and lots of candy! and at one house a person ran out of candy so she cafe me 3 passes to bowling!
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we do it in the middle of the bed. then put a towel down. then know one does. or she does she's the gusher! To funny, at least its noy dry and chaffing. smiles ; )
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I would stick to hor 'derves (sp) and finger food...not too much booze, because the men WILL be embarrassed and might be tempted to drink too much to hide their uncomfortableness....the games are all kinda sappy for showers, but the one we always play is the one where everyone gets a token (like safety pin or something small like that) and if they notice that someone has crossed their legs, they get to take their token..the one with the most at the end of the shower gets the prize...jeez, that  game sounds even dumber as I wrote it.... have fun!
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I like the after-sex pee when you don't know which direction it's gonna go. I'd like to set up a betting system. By the way, I like your sense of humor.
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It's disgusting and it pisses me off! I hate it when anyone does it! It's gross and disrespectful! UGH! Thanks for asking this lol - I need to let some steem out! = )
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Yeah, that happens to me.  I usually just wipe as much as I can get, then wear a panti liner.  Not a big deal. It doesn't mean it's leaking or anything like that.
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One like this:  'Do you shower in the nude?'  I thought that was dumb because obviously we all do that!! Does he expect us to put on as many clothes as possible and shower with them all on! Come on!!! (i hope the guy doesn't read this!!) It actually made me laugh in a way so that's why i answered it!
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saves wiping your arse after.....
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I keep baby wipes on me during training and I wipe in a downward motion.  \n\nAlso, I clean put my chin-strap in the washer as often as possible. Those things are a breeding ground for germs.
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Sh*t NO you are not alone!!! I have to do tha same thing and my mom too! I don't want nasty SKID marks on my undewear! and I don't want to walk around smelling like I got a TURD in my pants neither! I was wondering if WE were the only ones!I think EVERYONE should practice good wiping skills like US!!! Keep up the good hygiene!!
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Haha, well.....\n\nI had no idea what this question was going to be about, but hey, I'll answer it anyway.  First of all, its gross.  It smells.  Yes, everyone does it, but it's kind of uncouth.  Girls do it too, I worked with one that would come into my office and do it right in front of me on purpose...so it's not just men.\n\nLeaving the toilet seat up?  Well, cause sometimes we fall in.  Have some courtesy.  No, it's not really a big deal, but still....some women hate it.  \n\nWhat else do we hate?  Um......each individual is different.
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you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
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speaking for myself...No I dont take a dump....I go to the restroom and make a poopie!!    stupid guestion really but oh well okay...
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you got it right, why should us guys have to do the double touch on the toilet! up before and down after.\n\nforget that, in this day and age with equality issues all around i think that if guys have to put it down then women have to put it up!\n\nSilly females think they can control us....