"T_I_T_S and Chocolate Bars"\n\nstarring\n\nChuck Norris (T.I.T.S. agent)\nThe Teletubbies\nCarebears\nKnight Rider (just the car)\nIndian Guy (who hasn't taken a bath for 3 yrs and smells like rotten onion)\n50 Cents (who got jailed for too much steroids)\nRambo (who will be in the mud the whole time)\n\nand\n\nScarlet Johansson (as my girlfriend, but she's not in the movie, she's with me watching the movie)
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one of those "straight to video movie's huh".  I'd like to rambo kick 50 cents @ss. The teletubbies can get teleskinny with chuck norris "home gym"  (hey where's christy brinkly). The knight rider goes on a covert operation to hunt down all of the members of the "care bare mafia" for their disgusting displays of cheerfullness.
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lol man there are so many ummm ok here's my list\n\n“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”\n\n“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”\n\n“Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”\n\n“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”\n\n“Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”\n\n“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”\n\n"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"\n\n"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."\n\n"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, the Bus That couldn't Slow Down."\n\n"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."\n\nlol ok im finished
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Hard Candy,,,,,,,,,,,,,\n\nStarring:   Ellen Page, Patrick Wilson, Sandra Oh, Jennifer Holmes, Gilbert John\nProduced by: Jody Patton, Rosanne Korenberg, David Slade
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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i thought it was so hilarious!  \n\n"Have you ever broken a Puerto Rican dudes arms for sweatpant money?" -Darnell\n"I heard the Irabs were looking for more oil, they should probably drill into your face, god your face is greasy."- Kip\n"I was watching a john travolta movie about your face today, dirtbag.  which one, saturday night fever? No grease!" - Kip\n\nwell those are the only ones i can think of now, but there are a ton! i love it!!
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What a motly crew... if the Devil cast his net!\n\nWell here goes....\n\nArnie          2 - terrible actor and worse politician\nvin diesel   3 - what a waste of video tape\ncage          6  - actually not too bad in a couple of movies\nwillis          7  - whatever you think of him 6th sense was ok\ntravolta      9  - some real stinkers... but Phenomenon was ace\nstallone     3 - though some love Rambo and Rocky????\neastwood  2 - cowboys were great downhill since the ape thing\nhackman   8 - French Connection and Tennenbaums top drawer\nde niro       8 - All round ability with the habit of woodeness also\nwayne        5 - overrated\n\nHope this helps...what di I know?
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i have photographic memory, but i dont have the film\n\nhow deep is a 5 foot pool\n\nhow many cans are in a 6 pack\n\ncan fat people go skinny dipping(hahahahahah)\n\ncan you put a gay guy in a straight jacket\n\nCONFUSOUS SAYS......................\n\nhe who stands on toilet gets high on pot\n\nhe with holes in his pants feels cocky all day\n\nhe who walks through airport doors sideways, will go to bangkok.
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(ooh!! OOH!!!  i Know, I KNOW !!!  pick meeee pick mee!!!)\n\nLove GOD and obey HIS Commandments....!!!!\n\n...sorry dood.  =D [ LOL ! ]\nWhoah!!! "thrice blasted" .... what's that???\nsounds something like a vitamin-fortified rice-crispie power-bar for atheletes on the GO !  'part of this balanced breakfast!!'\n"daisy stompers" ROFL !!!!!! \nO.M.G."GREASY CAGE!?"-gaaaaaaah!!! man, you got TALENT ! you should write for Jay Leno... he NEEDS it SO bad.\ni DONT mean to disrespect, but i CANT stop laughing inside!! that language is ssss -HOOO colorful !!!!  & your bitter, lethal consequences sound like a MortalKombat finishing move !!!! =D \nsigh....  daisy troopers ...bwH-HAHAHAAHAAAA!!!! ok, ok...     ok.\nSince you disqualifyingly requested to actually NOT hear what the true meaning of life IS i'll let that fictional "FIGHT CLUB" character "tyler durden" quietly mutter to you what the meaning of life IS-NOT:  Brad Pitt's sorta cool looking, so you'll probably LISTEN to HIM, i mean, since he's not a "daisy-stomper" & all. \n<insert low decibel rumbling noise...>\n"You are not your job...\nyou are not how much money you have in the bank...\nnot the car you drive...\nnot the contents of your wallet. \nYou are not your $#@<!%& khakis." \nso LOOSE the stagnant "religion" & get a 'relationship' with JESUS CHRIST.\nbecause without GOD life is EMPTY and MEANING LESS\nso deal with that, & dont be so hard headed. he LOVES you.\nwhaCHOOknowaaaauuuwbaaaaaaauuuwww daaaaaaaaat...?\n[ man, YOU had me ROLLIN' !!! ]  ...lifeSUCKSwithoutGOD.\n=Hulksmaash !
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Male or Female from each species????\nfox= Christian Slater \ncat= Ellen\ndog= really depends on type of dog... Adam Sandler if its a med to large dog... Paul Rodriguez for small dog. \nhorse= Drew Carey\ncow= oh come on now... Rosie O'Donell of course!\nchicken= Josh Blue (Last Comic Standing)\npig=again,  Rosie O'Donell of COURSE!!!!!\nlion= Carrot Top\ntiger= Kim Jong il\nelephant= Ant\nzebra= Chris Rock\nsnake= Al Gore\nkangaroo= Anthony Clark\npenguin= Cheech Marin\ndolphin= Renee Zelweger\nshark= Jean Claude\nwolf= Bob Barker\nmonkey= Bugs Bunny\nturtle= Corey Feldman\nraccoon= Chris Tucker\nbeaver= Denise Richards\notter= Jackie Chan \neagle= Shepard Smith (Fox News)\nowl= Tommy Chong\nduck= Bill Clinton\ngoose= Tom Cruise\n\nHas Chris Rock done a Zebra before? Who did the zebra on Madagascar? I didn't think about it even until I saw Unreal posted as I was still drawing up my list... to coincidental!
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1 ( harry potter said to ron "you piss off!"_________________\n2 ( we went to the london underground today with a dead guy?\n____________\n3 ( what i really h8 about the crazy frog makes me crazy! o.O_____________\n4 ( silent but deadly is also a trick question_____________\n5 ( hypryondraicosis is also known as a confused person _______________\n6 ( around the world in 80 days but i forgot how to get there\n_\n7 ( james bond 007 staring in my eyes_____________\n8 ( james bond got his gadget from Q but threw it at some bald guys head_______________\n9 ( gorden ramsey can take his cooking and then go puke_____________\n10 ( trinny and susanna in GIRLS GONE WILD LMAO______________\n11 ( the simpsons new episode is called yellow people~___________\n12 ( im looking for for candles not a fire -.-_______________\n13 ( Dr Who and the WEREWOLF?______________\n14 ( remember your a womble not a hairy,ugly thing______________\n15 ( driving home for xmas with a fatty in the backseat_________________\n16 ( we're of to see the wizard because of all the stupid things he does! xP_______________\n17 ( Black Adder VI in World of Warcraft___________________\n18 ( ps2 is better then yo momma________________\n19 ( the best way to chat to a lady is to knock her cane on the ground____________\n20 ( the new Horror film is called DUDE WHERES MY EYE_________ \n\nGL!\n♥
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1) Stubbing my toe\n2)All the rules my parents made up\n3)Going to a movie that you think will be a great movie and it is boring \n4)After i go swimming and my skin is gross and dry\n5)when you want to see a horror movie really badly and your parents say no because its un-christian\n6)When (a girl) shaves her legs and cuts themselfs on accident\n7)when my parakeet poops on my shoulder\n8)when you have a song stuck in your head/and or cant remeber the name of it\n9)when you play a video game and you can never pass the flipin level\n10)When you jump in to the pool and your top of the two piece bathing suit pulls up\n11)Your contact wont go in you freakin eye! Grr!\n12)You want to buy something really badly, but have not money\n13)If you have a curfew\n14)When your team looses in any sport\n15)when a CD skips\n16)when your dirty dancing with your friends and your parents walk in (How humiliating)\n17)last but not least: (drum roll please), when someone talks crap about you....and you find out....you just want to punch them in the flipin face!!!!
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic\nRevan: Shut up and kiss me you bambling fool!\n\nAlso the movie Gold\nTerry Steyner: Kiss me you fool.
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I'm glad to help:\n\nSLACKERS\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240900/
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1) Train Conductor- Barney\n2) Pirate- Stu\n3) Burglar- Billy Bob\n4) Bus Driver- Fred\n5) Newstand Clerk- Dave\n6) Miss Universe- Cheyenne\n7) Pop Singer- Sierra\n8) News Anchor Person- Madalyn\n9) High School English Teacher- Sally\n10) Ballarina Dancer- Katarina
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Matilda: I became... \nHansel: What? \nMatilda: Bulimic. \nDerek Zoolander: You can read minds? \n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\nDerek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building? \n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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LEROY (ROY) (ROY)\n\nLOL\n\nI love that movie\n\n"Hey my man, what it look like!?"\n\n"Can u teach me some moves?"\n\n"Dirty porn! i found it, i found it!" LOL\n\nI downloaded it on Ares the other day. I hadn't seen it in like 2 or 3 years!\n\nWith Vanity and Bruce Lee Roy\n\nMotown movie...\n\nclassic!\n\nblack classic!
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( welcome to the performance of the darkness,Bitches!!\n2 ( after the Fight we Had Sex and came\n3 ( when i got home i farted then i shat myself also took a bath\n4 ( today at 10.am with my b/f i decided to F*ck \n5 ( heartbeat why do i miss when my @ss falls off\n6 ( some where over the rainbow i saw you scratching your @ss\n7 ( im crazy for crying Suck My Rooster\n8 ( what do you do with a dog called scooby poo\n9 ( rolf harris found his digerry doo when he was with his wife "whore bag"\n10 ( if your happy and you know it Bite my @ss\n11 ( head sholders knees and Hoes\n12 ( to make a stew go wrong u must sh1t in it\n13 ( today we are gonna make 1000000 bc breakfast f*ck that\n14 ( fred makes wilmas bedrock but he can also make barney's too from what i heard\n15 ( welcome to the jungle, would u lie to pet my pu$sy?\n16 ( how do you solve a problem like the squirts?\n17 ( I like the way you move when ur screwing\n18 ( if i can see that gun next to the factory anymore il kick ur @ss\n19 (and the question is...What The F*ck?\n-Deeablo