What movie is this line from, who said it(character & actor name), and who was it spoken to (character & actor name):\n"You mocked me once, never do it again! I DIED THAT DAY!"
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The Princess Bride. Said by Buttercup (Robin Wright Penn) to The Dread Pirate Roberts (Carey Elwes). The character name for Carey Elwes is listed as Westley, but she was actually speaking to the "Dread Pirate Roberts" in that scene.
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Spike Milligans' epitaph,\n\n"I told you I was ill," takes some beating.
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Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?\nMandy: Stop thinking about sex!\nBrian: I wasn't!\nMandy: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"\n\nBrian: I am NOT the Messiah!\nArthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.\n\n\nReg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.\nBrian: I do!\nReg: Oh yeah, how much?\nBrian: A lot!\nReg: Right, you're in.\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]\nJailer: Crucifixion?\nPrisoner: Yes.\nJailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner.] Crucifixion?\nPrisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually.\nJailer: What?\nPrisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.\nJailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.\nPrisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.\nJailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...\nPrisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.\n\nWise man: We were led by a star.\nBrian's mother: Led by a bottle, you mean.\n\nSuicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves] That showed 'em, huh?\n\n\nBrian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!\n\nBrian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!\nGirl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.\nBrian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!\nFollowers: He is! He is the Messiah!\nBrian: Now,**** off!\n[silence]\nArthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?\n\nBrian: There's no pleasing some people.\nBeggar: That's what Jesus said.\n\nBrian: You are all individuals!\nThe Crowd: We are all individuals!\n\nBrian: You have to be different!\nThe Crowd: Yes, we are all different!\nSmall lonely voice: I'm not!\n\nMandy: What star sign is he?\nWise Man #2: Capricorn.\nMandy: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?\nWise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.\nWise Man #1: King of the Jews.\nMandy: And that's Capricorn, is it?\nWise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.\nMandy: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.\n\nStan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.\nReg: But you can't have babies.\nStan: Don't you oppress me.\nReg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?\n[Stan starts crying.]\nJudith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.\nFrancis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.\n\nCenturion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?\nMatthias: No.\nCenturion: Crucifixion!\nMatthias: Oh.\nCenturion: Nasty, eh?\nMatthias: Could be worse.\nCenturion: What you mean "Could be worse"?\nMatthias: Well, you could be stabbed.\nCenturion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.\nMatthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.\nCenturion: You're weird!
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yeah-Halloween Ressurrection was pointless. What's the point of making the movie, when Jamie Lee Curtis dies????....i don't get it.....and Busta Rhymes-c'mon-you think a crappy rapper is going to save the day?? did anyone else think it was funny when Busta Rhymes started showing off his 'unique martial art' skills-i was laughing so hard-i almost cried!
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That was a really messed up thing to say especially over a movie! I wouldn't wish death on my worse enemy. I am sorry he upset you and if he said that to me, it would have hurt my feelings. I'm glad you  took the approach to not feed into it because more than likely he was angry about something that had nothing to do with you and took it out on you. I hope you stay friendly, alive, well and strong. When having a job working with people I learned that you are going to come across some rude people.
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Stewie Griffin: I think that the reason we die is because...no, no, no, let me finish here...I think that the reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability....hhhhaaa!\n\nDamn you vile woman, you've impeded my work ever since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!\n\nOOOh I feel so deliciously white trash \nAND Quagmire...giggity giggity goo!!!\n\nReply to your detail addition:    \nYeah, that one is called Road to Europe, it was when Stewie was going to run away to Jolly Farm. The other part about that was when he discovers that His Favorite character, Mother Maggie is a fraud. Brian asks him if he wants to poop in her shoes...That really cracks me up!!
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#1 is from "Jingle All The Way".  The line was at the beginning of the movie said by Arnold Schwarzenegger, the time-challenged father character.
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This line appears in the movie "Only You"\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110737/\nhttp://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/o/only-you-script-transcript-tomei.html\n\nThat's the only one I can come up with.
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1. Should I be takin’ off my jacket? No, but you can take your pants off. Just kidding!\n\nIs this from a movie?\n\n2. The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. \nTerminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Said by John Connor (Nick Stahl)\n\n3. I'm Santa Claus, not Dracula! \nSanta's Slay (2005) Said by Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg)\n\n4.  I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me. \nThe Longest Yard (2005) Said by Caretaker (Chris Rock)\n\n5. If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.\nA Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989) Said by Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)\n\n6. He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!\nMcLintock! (1963) Said by George Washington McLintock (John Wayne)
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Rodney Dangerfield:\n\n"I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all..........Why, the other day I went to see my proctologist..........he stuck his finger in my mouth!!!\n\n\n\n\n.
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"One time I fell off my bike and broke my ability to internally monologue"\n"Will you stop putting your labels on me?!"\n"What a tumultuous question!"\n\nthis was almost fun...
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Check out this website by imdb.com\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418647/quotes
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When I saw Bruce Almighty at the theater I could hardly breathe during the scene when Steve Carell's character was not able to speak his lines during the newscast because Bruce was making him mess up! I have never laughed so hard!
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When Will says to Jack - "Jack, deaf and blind people know you're gay.  Dead people know you're gay." \n\nand when Jack say to Grace "When you met me did you know I was gay" and she responds "My dog knew".\n\nSo many funny quotes it is hard to choose.
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http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi?pg=3&tt=47814
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Love Actually (2003)  \nThe line was said by Billy Mac played by Billy Nighy
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.