Be told you have bad breath or get caught farting (excuse me 'passing gas')
212615
Bad breath. Definitely. A fart is something you will never live down, and you can't just brush it away or eat a mint to get rid of it. That and you can always find an excuse for the breath. You know, onions on breath, or something.
459097
If they snore or fart loud enough, the noise can wake them.  Yes, they usually know what the noise was.  I've also known of people who farted and the stink was so bad it woke them up.
21171
It wasnt too funny when it happened to me.  I had just had my hysterectomy and THOUGHT I had to pass gas.  WRONG!  Went right on myself.  I was still in the hospital at the time doing my laps and ran as best I could all the way back to my room passing bathrooms all along the way for some unknown reason.  Its funny now that I look back at it but it sure wasnt when it was happening.
388398
-Take your craps naked, the smell won't get onto your clothes.\n-Review your eating habits...lessen the cheese, red meat, chips, beans \n- See a doctor and ask about gastronial intestinal problems\n- drink more water as it helps to flush the system\n- Avoid high caffene stuff like pop and coffee\n- Wear loser clothing around your stomach\n\n  Hope this helps....  :)\n\n PS... It is a normal average for everyone to fart approx 10-15 times a day.  HONEST...ask the doctor.
520756
Yes absolutely, and that includes how your breath smells too.  That can be a real turn-off.
615993
sounds pretty bad. dont clench ur teeth :)
311669
laugh it off...hopefully the smell goes before it imprints itself on anyone's mind  lol
529525
Never try to hold in your farts, they travel up your spine and that's wher shi**y ideas come from!
549303
U SHOULD STOP EATING THINGS THAT MAKE U FART AND IF U REALLY NEED TO FART JUST WALK OUT SIDE COMELY SO PEOPLE WONT THINK ITS U
52438
flatulent, or flatulence is "passing gas" or "farting", so to speak. I don't think you want to taste it or smell it!
618801
try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
39411
I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
198817
You would gain a little protein and a bad taste in your mouth.
224085
ingestion gas on ur stomach maybe thats it
466091
So your breath isn't so bad when you check out?
441639
Look around the room for an intake vent and stand by it and slowly release the noxious fumes.  Don't go right back to your chair!  The stench will be hanging in and around your pants.  Let the odor dissipate then return to your place.  OR you could fart-walk your way to the restroom which I don't recommend.  You know it is going to happen so try to have an "escape" plan.  Best of luck to you!!
451816
u better breath or you'll pass out! ha!! u can open ur mouth every now and then while kissing ya know.