Conan, i love his brand of comedy and he does some crazy a$$ things \n\ni love the walker texas ranger clips
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Johnny Carson, hands down.  All other talk show hosts will be compared to him and found wanting!  He had class.  He knew how to conduct an interview.  And he was so much fun to watch.  The interview wasn't about him (as it is with so many of today's hosts), it was about the guest and making them feel comfortable and at ease.  He was the greatest.
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Hannibal, because i think he plays the character brilliantly, and those eyes!!!  quite nice for an older guy!!!
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OMG!! me too!! i LOVE the breakfast club! i just watched it yesterday! lol i like it when he insults everyone. all of his lines are so good! the criminals rule! haha just kidding. he is hilarious and my fav character by far! "does berry m. know you raided his waredrobe?" haha "what a funny guy!" i love it!
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King of the hill is so funny.  Hank just as well could be the guy down the street. The simpsons  and king both have a lot of obvious humor, but king of the hill sneaks it in when you least expect it and has a lot of "running jokes"  (Like the fact that dale's kid looks like that Indian guy and he's always hanging around the house) TOO FUNNY.  \n\nI'm about to BBQ in a few minutes but if you hook me up with the 10 points you're invited.  First I need to see Hank for some propane (and propane accessories).
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I love both, but will go with The Simpsons.  The Simpsons  can be enjoyed onmany levels (just silly level, to satire).  Southpark is mocking satire \n\nlove em both though
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I have enjoyed the episodes I have seen.  He's so quirky, and I find I really like the uniqueness.  In the same genre, I also love Columbo, Matlock, Murder She Wrote, Perry Mason, Dennis Weaver's McCloud, Rockford Files, Charlie's Angels, and Canon.  Modern TV sux.  Well CSI with Grisham is pretty good.  I used to be a fan of X files too, but got bored w/ it.
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I think my favorite lines are when Dr. Cox calls J.D. by some female name.  Cracks me up every time.
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my favorite is  Jerry Stiller   from King of Queens.....he cracks me up!!! he is so damn funny
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Hilarous and raunchy: Jim Norton\nHilarious and not so raunchy: Jim Gaffigan (great new DVD out)\nBrilliant, hilarious and dead: Bill Hicks\nGod of humor: Richard Pryor\nPretty darn funny: Dane Cook\nFunny in spurts: Jim Florentine\nPerhaps and acquired taste, but a genius: Colin Quinn (unbelieveable live...)
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Chevy Chase.  Although Norm was pretty funny too.  Crack whore......still funny.
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DANE COOK.  this guy is freaking hilarious!  gotta watch his stand up comedy.
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chandler cuz he is a smart azz like me and always has off the wall comments as well
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Love it! Kip and LaFawnda are my favorites. \n\n"I love technology....always and forever".
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Comedy Central, I love to laugh!!!\n\nThen BET and MTV, Cause you gotta have good music.
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boris is by far the best he is so funny\n\nmy hubby agrees i had to ring him at work to tell him!
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I think I'd go with Steven Colbert.  But the underlying quality that every good comedian has in my opinion is almost an oxymoron, they have over-the-top subtlety.  The good comedians say what most of us are thinking, but in an unusual way.\n\nI'm reminded of a joke by Dave Attell I saw last night.  It is racist so if you think it will bother you don't read any further.\n\nHe said that we should have a religious holiday for everyone.  A time when anyone can do whatever they want to do even if it goes against what they believe.  He started with Catholics, saying they should be allowed on this day to use condoms and talk about evolution.  Then he went to Jews, saying they should be allowed to eat a pork chop and play a professional sport (which is of course fully allowed by their belief, it attacks them as being incapable of athletics, not on belief that athletics is wrong).  And finally he ended with Muslims, saying they should get on a plane and allow it to land for once (of course attacking the idea that all Muslims are terrorist, which they aren't but that is why it is funny).  Then he ended the whole thing with "No offense" (which is funny precisely because it was meant to offend, and he is emphasizing that by claiming it wasn't meant to).  It is this unusual way of saying things that I find so funny.\n\nStephen Colbert has done a couple himself.  He likes to pretend like he has a style similar to Bill O'Reilly (a conservative talk show host).  So Colbert often compares himself to Bush as both being good.  He said once, "Like George Bush, I rarely read the newspaper..." (the rest is unnecessary for explanation).  This of course attacks Bush as saying he doesn't know what is going on in the world, but he masks it as a good thing; thus emphasizing the foolishness of not knowing.  It is this subtlety that makes these two and so many others great.
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ive ALWAYS loved wayne colin and ryan.....they r all sooo flippin HILARIOUS! wayne can SING!! & make up the songs so well! colin is usually CLUELESS and laughs at himself...(hes also canadian) and ryan.....ryan is jus flat out funny he comes up with GREAT lines......i LOVE this show!