A friend of mine send this message but I don't know what it means any help ???  "Das geht dich einen feuchten Dreck an, der Tor"
201418
VERY roughly it translates to "That concerns you a damp dirt, that gate".  Whatever THAT means.
250264
What do you mean?\n\n\n--- LeeeN
569903
It means they can receive im's on their phone.  More than likely you can't communicate with this person when it appears because they are not on the web on their phone at the time.
569992
I can't understand your question--can you decipher for me?
436593
It looks like Dutch words with extra letters in them. In Dutch it could read something like, " 'n gras.....fuk me greata sombito...'n idioto na 'n fuk me wou.. karla soen dog troe 'n fuk on doer karla fuk", meaning something to the effect of, "a grass...f*ck the great someone....an idiot from a f*cken way..karla sees the day coming a f*ck on the karla f*ck. It makes no sense and the way it is put is just a whole lot of rubbish.
359148
It means:\n"You have 3 days to accept this mission, or this message will self-destruct!"
393336
Hi there...this message means that the server you were connected to shut down for whatever reasons (e.g. server was experiencing an outage or is busy).  Several people reported an outage with the AIM server yesterday so this is most likely was your problem as well.\n\nHere's a discussion thread about this issue: http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=3310519&#3310519
369567
Hello,\nI´m German and I think your text is great!!!\nBut here are some little upgrades:\nMein Lieblingsfach ist Deutsch, da es in einer kleinen, interessanten Klasse unterrichtet wird, in der eine entspannende Atmosphäre vorherrscht. \nAuf der anderen Seite finde finde ich Erdkunde eher langweilig.\nDieses Jahr ist mein letztes Jahr an dieser Schule und es ist sehr anstrengend.\nWir haben sehr viele Prüfungen und ich denke, dass ich manche nicht bestanden habe. \nJede Unterrichtsstunde dauert fünfzig Minuten. \nI hope, I could help you =)
647988
it means \n NOT   hate + anger = defeat anger\n IT'S     love + anger = defeat anger\n\nWhen your friend is angry with you you have to talk to her lovely and tell \n1)\n" im so sorry about what happen .. I am not going  do it again lets be friends again .. im sorry" thats a lovely word right??\n\n2)\n"I hate you too .. you did the wrong thing .. not me .. i'll never talk to you .. I hate you" this is not a lovely word\n\n\nSO TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN .. WHICH ONE DO YOU WANNA CHOOSE 1st one right .. \n\nthats why its \nLove is the only thing that can defeat anger\n------------------------------------------------------------\n\nget it??
676168
I suspect it's supposed to be something like "Quod quondam iterum ego vado, in profundis vorago existimo iaci" which means something like "Whichever path I travel (in the past, in the future, sometimes), I judge myself to be thrown into a profound pit."\n\nIt didn't make much sense to me in the first version…I suspect it's a bad computer translation.
480009
Ok but next time do your homework alone ;)\n\nDas Hotel war sehr komfortabel und luxuriös. Ich musste ein Zimmer mit meiner Schwester teilen, was nicht nicht so schlimm war, aber manchmal ist sie übergenau. Das Hotel war sauber und glänzte. Das Essen im Hotel mochte ich jedoch nicht, deswegen ging ich in das Restaurant in der Nähe und kaufte Essen von dort. Insgesamt war das Hotel erstklassing und die Leute im Hotel waren wirklich nett und freundlich.\n\n\nOoh, strange words...
60161
Do you speak German? If so, lootk at links below.\nIf not, just translate it with language tools such as Google or Altavista.
423966
It's Swedish: there is (was?) no new topic in this forum last month.\n\nHow bizarre! I wonder why you are getting emails in Swedish...
198249
It's a very poor Spanish translation of:  I only want to say that I really have problems getting over you.  I really lose (miss?) you, Bayron.  I decided to try to get my mind off you leaving on a date and all I could think of was you and how much I want to be with you in place.  Bayron, I want to ask you to give neither (me?) and us another chance.  You kill me.  Call me please or write me most urgently.  I would really adore to hear from you again.  Lost, xoxo from Jackie.
70685
i think you mean this: Ü \n\nit's a letter used in a couple of european languages (mine, for example). so either your friends are writing you in german or turkish or they're just f***ing with you
26262
It's written "Toma".  Loosely translated it means, "take that".  Or the second phrase "Toma güey", could be either "Take that jerk".  However "güey" is also used amongst friends, so it could also just mean "guy"
246315
it means ice cream. are you for sure you cracked it?. that's really cool can i go to your 360 and be your friend? i feel like i know you or something. haven't we met somewhere before?