he always lets me smoke his weed and drink his beer and eat his BBQ and smoke cigg and we go crusing in a Cadillac 24 inch rims bumping with loud ass music?
213902
yes yes run the other way what ever you do dont eat the candy
502989
hey hey hey smoke weed every day
625651
I got pulled over for that once too except mine was called disorderly conduct with a vehicle ?? But I don't know how well the fight would hold up if you fought it because it is your word against his when it comes to what he had said to you.
355533
So he illegally drinks and drives, possibly putting my children's lives in danger AND he's a liar? He has a lot more problems than how he's going to get out of a DUI class that he has to go to because of a bad decision tht he made. Hopefully he will make a better on next time.\nSorry I didn't give you any advice on what lie to tell but I don't feel sorry one bit for people who drive drunk.
505734
Go ahead and take your pot-shots.  He's only our President.\n\nChoose Karma.  Golden Rule.  Whatever.  Buddy, it's going to get you.
150345
more like he has a serious case of dumba*sitis...\n\nrap is not even music any way...\n\nit was just a way the ghetto kids told each other when the cops were comming.
650808
sounds like you are a sic dic s p i c!
110209
Hell, I love him!  He's got fire & he's got the guts to speak his mind.  You have to give him credit - he has certainly matured & calmed down a lot in the last few years.  He is a very talented driver and I love the sexy scruffy look he has.  So what if he has a little bit of a belly?
649303
I have seen his answers and he appears to be full of gall. May be he needs a gall bladder operation. He is probably a redneck republican who used to drink a sixpack of beer and go shooting every other day. Unfortunately he probably lost his job and turned bitter and now that he can't afford to buy the beer or the pellets needed for his shotgun he spews venom at others.\nOr probably he is gay but he is afraid to come out of the closet and is angry at the gay people who can actually admit it.\nI don't know. Just give him the blue pill.
361427
My advice - get rid of that loser.  He obviously doesn't mean to follow through with his promises.  He must not be very interesting, either, if he has nothing better to do than smoke weed because he's bored.
318999
get a better grill than him, or drive a lower car than he does...
184947
YES!!!! He just doesn't stop with the "I'll give ya props" thing and the "dog pound" and it feels like I want to crack his head open and shout, "You want props?!?! I'll give you props Randy!!!"
552488
Dude that is so messed up. Mellow out and smoke a j. You will totally relax. Tell those fascist pigs you arent taking this lying down.
222493
hell no he likes to make sure im enjoying myself as much as he is,certainly no wham bam in our house
648219
u should suduce him so he can go crazy over u cuz dudes like that
198293
He has repeatedly been in trouble (as have other conservative alcoholic hate spewers) for everything from DUI's to prescription scams to employment of illegals.\n\nThese people never practice what they preach...\n\nIt will be funny when he gets around to going to a 12 step meeting and has to take advice from blacks, gays and divorced mothers on how to handle HIS problem...
493900
LOL...as a law student you better hope he NEVER finds out your drugging him for FREE time.....Why do you think you have the right to alter his body chemistry so you can have a quiet night? You're as bad as skeezy guys who put hgb in girls drinks to date rape em only you do it for peace and quiet...go to the library if that's what you want. On one hand you make me laugh...on the other you horrify me. Seriously seek help for this before you kill him with your ice tea cocktails.