Have you ever had a fart that sounded like it was saying something?\nBecause today, my friend farted and it was all high-pitched and sounded like it was saying "FREEEEEE!" and I had one when I was about 12 that sounded like it said "Uh-oh!"
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No but I am fascinated by what I'm learning here.
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Wouldn't air be a certain kind of gas?! Anyway, you are right, it's just air, not a fart.\n\nThe sound may be the same and it can be embarassing during or after sex, because the guy may think you just farted, but I think this is quite normal.
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Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
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I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
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Its when theres an air pocket and we rub it and we push that air pocket...so it makes a farting noise.\n\nIt happened to my ex a few times long time ago, but I knew it was normal so it didnt phase me.\n\nAll men know its a normal thing, so dont wig out...its a beautiful thang.
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When my daughter was a new born I held her up for the family to see and she farted in my left eye.\nShe's 25 now and my right eye still works pretty good.
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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Do you mean you were having sex and a farting sound came out of your vagina? Hun, that's normal.  A guy pumping his penis in your vagina repeatedly is going to trap air in there, if you suddenly change position or your muscles clench or he suddenly thrusts is deeply then the air is going to be randomly pushed out causing the sound of fastly escaping air which sounds like a fart.  Just recognise that a 'vart' is normal and that it's going to happen everyso often, just laugh a bit and carry on.  If your guy has any sense or maturity about him then he knows what's going on and will just be waiting for you to stop laughing so he can get back to what you two were doing before hand.  Guy's don't care, why should they?  It's not like you dutch ovened him.  Forget about it, relax any clenched muscles and get back to the good lovin' :D enjoy
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Are you asking - can you smell the smell you just smelled on your breath?????????\n\nInteresting thought.\n\nOMG!!!!!!!! I hope not, I sometimes have to use the toilet after my husband's been in there.......... and I'd hate to think that THAT was on my breath!!!
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I'm not a guy but why would anyone want to be around someone who is constantly farting or burping?  Is it possible that your friend just wants to be one of the boys?
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Hey, God gave us many gifts and two of the funniest are burping and farting. Now society has put it in our heads that farting and burping is impolite. OK, they're not the most pleasant sounds nor are they very nice to smell. But i have to say that making the noise is very fun. We're human, we were built this way, lets laugh a little, but if your going to make someone smell it make sure its not at the dinner table. I don't want to gag on a nasty beef and bean er. I want to be able to eat.  Air Power
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I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
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LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
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It wasnt too funny when it happened to me.  I had just had my hysterectomy and THOUGHT I had to pass gas.  WRONG!  Went right on myself.  I was still in the hospital at the time doing my laps and ran as best I could all the way back to my room passing bathrooms all along the way for some unknown reason.  Its funny now that I look back at it but it sure wasnt when it was happening.
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No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
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The absolutely MOST rancid thing I've ever smelled came about when we left a trash can uncovered outside during the rain.  The trash can had about 1 foot of dirt and dead plants at the bottom, then a little bit of food/kitchen trash.   \nSo it rained and the water went in the trash can, then it SAT.  Still for like 7 days.  The small became absolutely PUTRID and RANCID. It felt as though the smell was "louder" and you could smell it from 20 feet away!
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I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL