my best friend is on probation and needs to be clean before visiting his officer.  we have heard about products that can be used to speed up the process but do not know what to use and how much he needs to take.  he weighs about 210lbs.
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yea, you can flush your body, with about a 30 day fast on water and bread.
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Call the ambulance. They can safely get him to the detox. He definitely needs intervention.
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this tests you for evrything you have done. pot stays in your body for about 30 days, coke for about 72-80 hours and ackohol for about 12 hours, sorry for the spelling.  other drugs i am not sure.if you are on probation you  have probably spent time in jail already.  which is more important , your drugs or your freedom.  do you want to order pizza or have a jail meal.  do you want to visit your family in person or send them jail mark cards.  its your decision , be strong.
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no harfull efects from mixing the substances you mentioned\nthough I would now suggest you cleanse too eliminate any toxins in your system\nI did the Master Cleanse(lemonade diet) for 21 days straight in 03\nlet me tell you I'd been in an 11 day coma induced with morphine in 92 so I needed to eliminate those toxins in a bold and dramatic way\nten days is long enough for someone who appreciates their body
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I know some one that did it, its a nasty process to go threw but he said it worked and didn't kill him.  I would suggest you get all organic products, and make sure you use grade B syrup, the kind you put on pancakes wont work.  pick up the original book about this, I believe its called "the master cleanser or something like that, I have it at home, at work now.
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You might find that the drug charge and the violation of probation are two different issues, actually. Could it be that your brother was on probation from a drug offense? \n\nRegardless, one of the terms of most probation agreements is that the probationer not associate with known drug offenders or convicted felons. His being in an automobile with someone in possession of methamphetamine might actually be enough for a revocation of probation by itself, even if he manages to ditch the possession charge himself. If he fails a drug test in addition to this, he risks an even greater chance of having his suspended sentence executed and having to serve whatever time he had hanging. Sad, but true. \n\nRegarding the drug charge, if the dope was not in a 'common' area of the vehicle (an area customarily accessible to all present within the confines of the car), he might have a chance of escaping the possession charge, but it will take an above-average lawyer with some knowledge of Supreme Court decisions applying to 'constructive possession' in a motor vehicle. Constructive possession by your brother isn't a slamdunk for the prosecutor, but if the drugs were in an open purse, and that purse was in arm's reach of your brother, its not impossible to convict him on it. Conviction on the meth possession will almost certainly violate his probation, especially if the probation was for a previous drug-related conviction. \n\nIf he's already been in the joint for 8 months under a probation hold (without a bond), they are pretty serious about keeping him locked up.
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you wont know how long till court...maybe he can get out on bail till then.    is it a fellony charge or misdomeaner????  I also hate a snitch...if you are gonna smoke weed...be a man and take the punishment when you get caught....if not...dont be suprised when you end up with a good ass kickin or dead.  I wish you the best of luck.
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Absolutely nothing, that actually "works". Lots of people say "if I wanted to I could pass a drug test", I've heard it dozens of times, and watched those same people lose their jobs or go to jail for not passing their U.A.'s. The only way to be certain you'll pass is to stay clean. It takes 7 days to 2 weeks for your system to clear itself of meth, and 7-30 days to clear it of marijuana. Time and abstaining are the only methods that work. Forget the special drinks and home remedies. I've seen them all, and they don't work. Besides, drug testers often look for over-dilution of water in the urine, a ph balance that's "off", and all the various chemical-components that those over-the-counter store bought and home-made "remedies" contain, and if these are found, they'll consider it a "dirty U.A.". How do I know all this? I've been there before myself, and so have many people that I know that are close to me.
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Hey. I recently heard about it myself.  My friend used it and she said it made her feel GREAT!\n\nHere's what I came up with....hope this helps!\n\nhttp://www.therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm
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If you do behave then you have a possiblity of of getting off early. Also if you maybe do volunteer work that'd look really good. Talk to your probation officer, don't make it seem like you're just trying to get off early, ask them about volunteering and all that. it'll look good and you'll be on their good side. Don't lie to them, just be honest. Thats what i did and it worked for me! I haven't been on probation in years! Probation is hard to get off early any other way
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I work in a jail setting and we frequently have heroin addicts to deal with. Generally speaking they detox without serious side effects and most are improved after 5-7 days. Rarely we have an inmate on methadone but that is a controlled substance just as a narcotic is and must be prescribed and well controlled to be effective. Primary concerns when detoxing are increased temperature and increased blood pressure and again these are usually rare. Your friend really needs to get into a program before they do wind up in jail where they will be forced to detox whether they want to or not. They will be quite uncomfortable but they will survive.
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*** call the probation officer right away and let her know you're not living there.  it's REALLY not gonna look good if she thinks you're lyin to her.
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Do the whole world a favor and turn this person in to the proper authorities. It isn't fair to the folks who are going to rehab to end up with a counselor who isn't honest about THEIR sobriety. There are those who take all that as a joke, but it isn't a joke to ones who are serious about getting their lives back under control! Let this person find another line of work (preferrably one that is legal) and stop the fronting.
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First off, thanks for staying drug-free and passing the test!\n\nNow, please ignore the foolish advice to drink 3 quarts of water -- it's possible to get water poisoning by drinking too much water and it can be FATAL!\n\nYour problem is not unusual at all, actually.  Many people have problems doing this in the presence of another person, especially a stranger.  However, for legal reasons (that actually protect YOU if you're drug-free!) a monitor is required to view the flow of urine from the urethra into the cup and to certify such under penalty of perjury.  In some non-justice related testing, such as pre-employment screening, alternative methods are used to verify that the sample is legitimate such as taking the temperature of the sample immediately after collection.  Unfortunately, this won't work in your case.\n\nYou might ask if a blood test could be used in lieu of the urine test.  Not all jurisdictions allow this and those that do may require you to pay the increased cost for blood testing but it's worth asking the question.\n\nFailing that, you're going to have to work through this on your own.  Try to psyche yourself up prior to the test.  Remind yourself that you ARE drug-free and this test is going to PROVE it to the world.  Picture yourself having successfully completed your probation or parole and NEVER having to do this again.  Anything that will ease the mental block for you.\n\nOnce you get a couple of clean tests, the folks there will come to accept the fact that you have problems doing this and may ease off the pressure a bit.  Actually, they deal with this on a daily basis but there's no way to separate the scammers from the folks with difficulty in providing a witnessed sample until they become accustomed to dealing with you.  In the best case scenario, they might use the same witness each time to help make it a bit easier on your though local policy may prohibit this.\n\nIt does help to have a bit extra to drink prior to reporting to the testing facility.  An extra cup of coffee or can of soda or two will usually suffice.  Don't overdo it though as excessive intake can be dangerous as I mentioned earlier.  It's also possible that the test could come back as "diluted" which would require you to retake the test.  This is a common ploy for drug users to try to cheat the test but it never works and if you're truly drug-free you don't want them to think that you're trying to get one over on them.
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well you being there helps, but if you can no longer take it you may just have to leave and he might straighten up. I had to attend NA after I was arrested for meth possession. When I started attending I was clean for 3 months already. So the program did not do anything extra for me. My biggest support group was my girlfriend. She always told me I could tell her anything but in past relationships this was always crap. So I was fearful to tell her that I was an addict. She has never used so it was easy to hide. I was damn lucky she was still there for me after I got popped. And she is still here for me 5 years later. Besides I am too damn small to go to prison.
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Your friend can request for a hearing before the judge and discuss this matter.  The probation officer probably had your friend sign a statement indicating that they had violated their probation to make it easier for revocation of the probation.
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hello, I see this kind of thing happen a lot, as I fequently must go to my local court house.  If you have never been in trouble before and don't have a record, they will most likely put you on a 6 month probation period.  Drug testing could be a serious option for you but if you pretty much have a clean record you will get off easy.  You definatly wont see any jail time for this offense.  It really depends on how much marajuana you were caught with and also what the DA(defense Attorney) would like out of you. Don't worry about it.  Just stay out of trouble from now on!