I am desperate. What can I get away with?
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A deduction of $250 or more requires a written acknowledgment (receipt) from the charity, so the answer to your question is $249.99.  The legal answer is, you can claim the amount you donated, up to $249.99, even if you don't have a receipt.
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What do I get out of this?
36043
What do you mean? lawyers don't help! Unless you want to be convicted. Try checking out (search)"outlaws legal service" these guys can help.
627309
Definitely bypass the police and go straight to your District Attorney's Office. Call the main number and ask if they have a fraud unit. If you are not satisfied with their response after a week or two, ask for a supervisor. Make sure they know you are not going away and will make calls to higher ups if necessary. (Do this only if you've given them time to respond adequately.)\nIf all else fails, call a newspaper. They love these stories and that will get you action by authorities.
327152
I am sorry! I can't get you
493990
no idea... try to stay out of this stuff
321243
no sorry i wish i could help
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The best thing you can do is get a hold of an attorney who defends criminal cases and get this over with. If you can not afford one then it is best to turn yourself in and if the police want to question you on the matter, say nothing, just tell them you want to speak to a lawyer. An attorney will be appointed for you if you can not afford one.\n\nThere is always the chance you can get out of it, but not without a lawyer and it will go harder on you if the police catch up with you first.
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I don't know what to do sorry!
498303
:) you are in a desperate situation.
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why? good luck trying to find that i can't help.
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U can help, ANONYMOUSLY.\n\nNo one need know it was U.\n& DO IT RIGHT NOW!
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just get a hold of ur self and try avoiding it
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I can't... its a secret
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ohhh how desperate you are...
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Call a lawyer, you might be able to take legal action.
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Sorry, but there is no legitimate or safe way to do it