My Grandad who lived to 98 kept his sense of humour(humor)\nto the end.\nHe once said to me " You can tell your growing old when- -? "\nCan you finish off what he said ?
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your four soft limbs become stiff,and yr stiff limb becomes soft(u know...)\nor u first forget faces,then names;then u forget to zip,then to un-zip;:))
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oldie but goodie. you always seem to post the funniest jokes around!
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Sure old folk spend all their pension on tea and cat food, what would be left to hide. My grandad took his hiding place to his grave. Wiley old sod !
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And after retirement, I remember it to this day hon, You were good, Very very good. \nBut why did you have to post it on yahoo. What if ur hubby knows.
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ask, share, and stop worrying about that phrase whorish\nA 92 yo woman made me a beleiver that the things you do when you are young are the ones that will carry you through old age\na little "whoish" is fun, enjoy it
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hi there granny\nhow's the oz grandpa i sent there?\nis he any of good?\nhe wrote me some letters saying that he's never been happier in his life lol =)
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i think we can only stay alive til we're 100.  my friend said that her grandma is 106 but i think she's lying. but if you stay healthy u can live up to 102 probably.  the meaning of life is to enjoy and get loved.
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.\n \nOne of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome.  Those people walk just like that."\n \nThe other student says, "No, I don't think so.  The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.  He walks just as we learned in class."\n\n \nSince they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man.\n \nThey approached him, and one of the students said to him,  "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.  Could you tell us what it is?"\n\n \nThe old man said, "Well, you are fortunate.  I'm a retired physician.  I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."\n\n \nOne of the students said, "I think it's Petry Syndrome."\n\n \nThe old man said, "You thought.......... but you are wrong."\n\n \nThe other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."\n\n \nThe old man said, "You thought.......... but you are wrong."\n\n \nSo they asked him, "Well, what do you have?"\n\n \nThe old man said, "I thought it was gas........... but I was wrong.
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mighty boosh, old greg... hes so funny!!! like your pic by the way...
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I am sixty one this year and having a ball answering questions! If you enjoy it, why not? It does keep the rest of the world wondering when you get an answer right. Oops, now I have let the cat out of the bag with my age...you are as young as you feel!
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That was a good one.  I just emailed that to some friends.  Now I'll know all of their ages.  For the ones who like to hide their actual age I didn't tell them the ending or the title.  I told them to send me the 3 digit number and I'll finish the joke after that.  Some of them are gonna be MAD!!  By the way I got 420 It works.
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Haha! Omigosh! My grandpa is really sick and probably dying and I needed some cheering up. This made me laugh through my tears. Thanks.
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I am 74 and started a new career last year. They asked me how long I will be staying there and I said "at least till I am 80". I am charming. Don't know about the sexy but life is what you make it. I never feel my age and I work very hard at least 10 hours a day and I do go dancing with my grandson now and then. I had more fun in my life than my children. I feel bad about that. I went to dances with my mother when I was young and I had a blast. I did not know back then that you HAD to have THINGS. That made a big difference.
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Hi!\n\nI like that one!\n\nI'll tell it to the old man when he gets back from the pub!!\n\nWonder if he'll get it ?!!\n\nLOL!!
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♥deja vu! have i heard this before? can always use a good laugh~thanks!♥
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That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
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great oldie\n\nIt is a great day to be alive!!\n\nGood Luck and God Bless!!