I work at a resturant in the kitchen..when our boss leaves and soon as we see her truck leave the parking lot..we throw steaks on the grill and munch away..
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Be very proud of yourself that you are an admitted thief....what a nice thing to tell us about your character. And you are certainly trustworthy, aren't you. Do you really think the boss isn't going to notice the inventory missing? Sorry, but time to grow up. Perhaps the boss thought you were all cleaning up, serving customers, ya know, the stuff you were being paid to do???? But with your work ethics, what a stupid thing to think. Sure wish I knew where you work (I use the term VERY loosely)...you wouldn't be there long. Grow up fast. You will all be fired very soon. I certainly hope you do not need this job as a reference.
150701
At a truck stop restaurant, the only food joint for miles, I found a wooden match stick and a cigarette butt in my french fries. The ketchup had cigarette ashes lightly sprinkled on them and the waitress was smoking while she served us. I should have gotten the hint when I saw a truck driver get up and walk out right after his food was served. The hot dog didn't have any debris on it but it was shriveled up like a prune in a stale bun. Restaurants on Route 30 are dirty so watch it !
37682
i went into a Dairy queen to order a Belt-buster with cheese..\n\nwhat i said was i wanted a Butt-buster with cheese.\n\nthey laughed so hard and felt so bad for me,they gave me my meal free =)\n\n\n\nanother incident with a dairy queen was 2 years ago..\n\ni have fur seat covers in my car. I bought it on ebay and flew to tucson to drive it home. (texas)..was september,,HOT as all hell in a car with no a/c. I get out to go into DQ and as im walking..i feel something unusual *down there*. (ladies...u know how we dont like to "dig" in public)I was in some college town and kids were out for labor day..so DQ was full. standing in line, i shift my weight to dislodge whatever is stuck in the back of my shorts.no help. i order...get food and leave. when i get back to car, i finally reach around and pull out a big wad of that black fur from the seat out of my shorts leg..right next to my *area*.\n\ni bet those college kids thought i was the nastiest peron on planet Earth! \n=(
501727
Eating.  It seems to always taste better when someone else has cooked it!  : )
494062
Tell them if they only accept it after Thanksgiving, it will be a one week notice.  I've never heard of a boss doing that.  When IS a good time?  I mean, you never like to lose people but if they resign, you can't put it off by telling them 'now is not a good time'.  Sheesh.
218675
Good Lord, why make a fuss over it. One day won't even make a shadow on the economy, Chill out. Fire up the grill, invite some friends and have a nice cook-out. Relax. I'll be working as usual. I'll buy gas as usual. I'll grill some chicken out on the deck and take it easy. No problem.
148420
I have to agree about the gas grill, but I do like Bobby, but not the way you do, I'm a guy. Food Channel is usually on all evening in our house. I'm a cooking and food junkie.
177548
I honestly don't know but in the whole time I have been eating the stuff it has gone from bad to worse. I have had missing french fry orders when I bought a trio, undercooked mcnuggets and recently when we got home we discovered that our quarter pounder trios were transformed into mcchickens.\nThis is on the take out side.\nOn the eat in side things have been better cause we can see our trays. I did have a nasty experience where I did not recieve my burger as I had requested. The manager took it back and said that he would fix it and bring it to my table. I sat there letting my fries get cold and finally I got up and asked the counter person what was going on. The assistant manager never did anything about it and I had to wait there another five minutes for my burger.\nDon't bother trying to complain to McDonalds corporate they do not care. The only satisfaction I have ever gotten was in the form of free food and that is usually a manager in the store who does that.
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I'm still cooking & it's been waaayyy too many times already.  I keep shooing them off but they keep doing it when I'm side-tracked.  lol  Oops....speak of the.....gotta go, it's open again....\n\nLOL - Happy Thanksgiving.
295292
Tell them u want fries, cheese burger, and a choc shake oh yeah Hold the ONIONS\nYour in a hurry cus u got to go pee!!\nYou got a case of Road Rage!
100582
My friend Gillian\nOnly eats french fries if there\nis McChicken sauce.\n♥
160366
well i'm thinking of telling my boss to turn the clocks BACK an hour tonight instead of forward... I don't have to work tomorrow!\n\nwe do food deliveries at the restaurant i work at.  one of our drivers is a nice kid, hyper but fun.  when business gets 'backed up' he gets a bit high strung.  how the system works is he gets a delivery bag with a ticket printed on the top with the order, address, and cost.  of course he was so hyped up he grabbed the bag and ran out the door to his car to take it... not knowing that we had printed up a ticket with the restaurant's address on it.  we put a few empty boxes in the delivery bag so it wasn't 'empty' and off he goes.  \n\nwe're watching him out the window as he leaves, zooms out of the parking lot, turns down the side street, gets about 50 feet... and stops.  he's looking around at the restaurant, the businesses next door, the house across the street, and we can see his facial expressions the whole time. finally he saw us looking, gives a big sheepish grin, pulls back into the lot and comes in.  opens the bag and finds a pile of empty boxes inside.  busted!\n\n"hey john, where were you going with that order?"\n\n"%*&$#&@ you guys!"
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Don't forget the old banana in the tailpipe from Beverly Hills Cop. I also like the pizza idea, although 10 pizzas would probably tip off the restaurant it was a prank and they will call to double check ... instead pick just a couple of pizzas but have them ordered with every ingredient that the person doesn't like (anyone for anchoives and pineapple?)
489521
that will probably get you fired, you're taking potential work away from your boss and the crews that work for him, not a good move
620525
This happens alot especially in smaller businesses where you have family members or people who have worked for the company for a long time. Plant a small tape recorder somewhere near the place where people have a tendency to gather and talk. Break room, smokers area, lunch room.You might be able to head off some of the roomers before they get to your Boss. Try to make them look foolish. You cannot play this for your Boss but it could come in handy if things got to a point of he said she said. These 2 people do not like you because the boss obviously likes your work and they feel threatened. Whether the threat is real or not. In private explain to your Boss the situation at hand and without pointing the finger at the 2 girls who have it in for you. Just tell him that you are not like that and he will have to form his own opinion about you. You like working here but you will seek another position elsewhere if he feels that theses accusations are true. Ask him if he has had this happen with other employees? Sometimes they don't see a pattern until you bring it up? Had the same problem with the New Head Chef where I work. She was out to get me fired because I was too meticulous in my work. She would tell people what she made and then blame me in front of the boss for telling people what she made(I am the Payrolll clerk/Bookkeeper) I stuck to my guns and stayed on top of her all the time. I finally saw a problem with things missing and people fighting with each other all the time. I went to my Boss and left him a note saying think about when your problems here all started? I left it at that. He started watching her more closely and found out she was stealing stuff from the freezer on a daily basis. He fired her and apologized to me and we have a very good trust relationship going now. It was not easy and I had to bite my tongue many many times. Be careful if you use the tape you may hear things you did not really want to hear. Stick to your guns and keep your cool. If they think they are starting to wear you down they will keep on doing it. If they think it isn't working they will give up.
441469
Tell your wife...i hope she castrates you and puts your 4 inches of meat in a rotisserie and invites your neighbor over for another 'short' dinner.
485392
Well welcome back to Ohio!!  LOL!!  As I have for the past 22 years, I will play "meals on wheels"!  Got off work at noon and commenced baking pies and prepping.  Tomorrow Hubby and I will pack the car and go off to my Dad's house.  Our kids will come over for dinner at Grampa's after visiting with their friends and family.  We'll eat too much, make a mess of Daddy's house (he'll smile through it all), clean it up, give him hugs and kisses and head for home (of course, we'll have to leave a pumpkin pie for Pop's "midnight snack").  He does get preferential treatment being the oldest member of the family (86) and only grandparent!