(Richard Dean Anderson - couldn't squeeze it in)
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In the dark with Oprah and MacGyver.  Oprah could talk to me and keep me company while MacGyver found us a way out of there using a ballpoint pen and a paper clip.
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go to parlour\ndont squeeze it urself\ntake the help of proffesional
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Sorry!! There is nothing you can do.\nYou got what you got and there is nothing that will make it bigger.\nSo enjoy it!!
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ok I'll be the honest one, if its done right it can be enjoyed. you need lub and he needs to enter very slowly. after that, have some fun.
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breath. air is the wrong answer because it doesn't make sense that a man can hold air for long.
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might not be in far enough. if its hurting your "opening" that's the problem. it is chafing you.
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G T O ---- Get iT On!!!!!!!! But don't get it on the seats.\n               Love, Daddy
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ask Icarus - he tried
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Only if you can control the flow and keep it coming!\n\nDon't be so tight! (sorry for the pun) LOL
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You can't retrieve it
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tried my best but wasnt able to find it
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tried a lot could not find it.
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Size matters-sorry for your luck
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ummm..hang on let me try....ummm...it didnt work...so its not just u
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The answer is "no"\n\n"Can you guess the riddle?"\n\nNo i cannot. Kinder gardeners do not know what pressure is.
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Yep... Doctor it is! The string wasn't tight enough to choke off the blood supply.
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HIS MUSIC IS TIGHT!\nmake you breathe relax and chill...........