I am taking a drug test for employment in the medical field and I am a female and I want to use a male's urine sample as my own so that I can pass the urinalysis.
205970
nope, they do test for certain markers that would show male or female!!\n\nbtw, if it is pot you are trying to mask, drink CERTO. It is found in the baking aisle at the grocery store. When you wake up drink as close to a gallon of water as you can handle then mix the certo in room temp water(add sugar it tasted aweful)i think 2 liters is the mix...then drink it very fast, it will thicken into jello if you wait too long.
570434
you'll be fine. just don't spill your vodka into the sample. if you can manage to not do that, then rest assured your liver filtered all that stuff out before you peed into the cup.
541302
If it's just your own physical, probably not.  If it's for employment, they probably will do a drug test.  A standard 5 panel test will  include THC (marijuana), Cocaine (Crack), Methamphetamine (Ecstasy), Amphetamine and Opiates (Morphine, etc.).
345425
NO it will NOT show up! I had the same issues once and had to take a urine test for a job and it came up negative, I was even sitting next to my friend while they was doing bong hits......
212706
Actually, if you are not a regular user it will only stay in your system for a day.  That is of course assuming that they are doing a standard urine analysis, a hair folicle test has greater longevity.  If you drink a few cups of water the night before and morning of your test, you'll have no problems.  If you are lying about this and you use all the time, there are a few over-the-counter products that you can pick up in any pharmacy for about $40.  Don't go overboard, if your urine comes out clear then you've obviously done some preventive maintenence and someone will ultimately have suspicions.  Good luck.\n\n\nAND DO NOT NOT NOT DRINK BLEACH...some foolish little girl advised this...for the love of god DONT!!!  One drop of bleach diluted in a bucket of water is still enough to make you violently ill.  Straight bleach will burn a whole in your throat and be potentially fatal.  Just read the label on the back of the bottle.
47785
every one has his own test.be normal.men dont like artificials.
152094
If it's a urine test your straight.  You can do one of two things.  1. Go to a G.N.C. (a nutrition store) ask an employee for flushers.  They are a little pricey about $30 bucks.  Make sure you read the directions before you drink it.  You have to drink it a few hours before the test and it blocks the THC some how.  2. You can keep your money and hope that the test you take is not to sophisticated.  You have to drink alot of water, like a gallon or more, right before the test like 2-3 hours.  When you take the test, your urine will be diluted and the test will only pick up water.  Hopefully, it won't know it's just water, and not urine.  I had a friend who did this to pass a test for the Army, and it worked.  If they take blood, hair, or do a saliva test, your screwed. And don't try drinking vinegar, or cranberry juice or any other goofy drinks.  Only water and flushers actually work. I read someone's answer that said to drink bleach.  Not a good idea you can do serious internal damage doing so. Drinking water does not clean you out, it only dilutes the urine so such a small amount if any of THC doesn't show up on the test. I tried Niacin once to pass atest and broke out in a severe case of hives.  If you've never had hives, trust me, you'd be better off failing the test. It's like pure hell, very painful.Trust me, water or flushers.  They WORK!  Good Luck bro
64938
I've had to take drug tests at various times for different jobs, but I personally never got my results.  \n\nThe results were always sent directly to my employer, so I don't know how long it takes for drug test results.\n\nThe thing is though, you never really hear anything about them unless you tested positive for something I would think.   \n\nYour employer only needs the proof from the lab that you actually took the test, then it's all in the hands of the lab and your employer.  You did your part by taking the test.  \n\nIf your employer said it's been a long time and they haven't gotten back the results why isn't anyone on their end calling the lab?  It's their money that paid for the test, I'm sure they ought to wonder what happened as they have someone that they want to start working for them.\n\nI suppose you can call the lab, but usually those labs send their samples out elsewhere for testing, and if they are as disorganized as you say, going to them might not help any.\n\nI wouldn't stress out about it.  Your job has been calling the lab, somewhere between the two they will figure it out I"m sure.  \n\nThe only other thing you could do is ask your employer what they normally do in these types of situations.  I'm pretty sure if the lab lost your test (which is highly unlikely)  Your job will just make you retest.
344050
Blood, urine, heart, medical past interview, hemorrhoid check, drug test, males get the turn your head and cough test, females get a pelvic exam, they check for scoliosis, the rest is like a normal physical, depending on your job they will check to see how much weight you can lift.  That's pretty much it.
230315
Dude, you're screwed...didn't you know it was coming?  I would need to know more about the drug(s) to tell you really.\n\nUpdate.  Okay..now that I have more info..it will not show on a piss test after about 3 days...\n\nIf the test is coming up before that, go to your local herbal/vitamin store...and ask them...I PROMISE YOU THAT THEY GET THIS QUESTION ALMOST DAILY...and pray..and drink water like there is no tomorrow.
643964
If you took two hits and haven't taken anything else, then more than likely it won't show up. Urine samples make up a majority of the drug tests used today and they are not that accurate. I used to administer them and there are a certain percentage of "allowable" residues that show up on the tests all the time. These low levels are included because of all the false negatives that would show up if they weren't. Therefore you should be fine. But as mentioned, you should always drink plenty of water to further dilute the sample.
96863
unless you smoke alot of it on a regular basis you should be fine. Whatever you do do not miss the appointment. Someplaces won't hire you if you miss the appointment or don't get tested within the time period that they give you.
317180
Don't use again!  I've been clean for 12 years...I'm still afraid there is something in my hair.  THC is stored in fat cells.  When I lost a lot of weight I was worried that the fat cells I was killing was releasing THC into my body so I wouldn't be able to pass a urine test.  I never did find out if that was true because I was afraid to ask the doctor.
520364
my husband can smoke a joint on the way to a urine test and a joint everyday before that and the test will come out clean. he says that it all has something to do with the amount of water that you drink before the test and when to go to the bathroom before you take the test. i dont know though... i dont smoke pot. If your interested in his method though...e-mail me and i will get him to explain in detail how to pass the urine test. btownsbabyblueangel@yahoo.com
441880
Read your question and I'm not sure why they said you would fail. Those tests done have detectable limits they go by and it takes a bit of use for it to show up. A couple puffs probably wouldn't even show up in a urine test.\n\nEDIT\nMy guess is they just don't know. People go off "myths" and hearsay with stuff like that. Sort of like all the remedies they have to pass drug tests.\n\nGood Luck
656557
you pee in a cup for physical exam because you don't want to pee on your hands. go figure! btw, if you want to pass a drug test, don't take drugs.
54278
No as what your body cannot use it will excrete in your urine.