Y'all I need some serious answers here.
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I’m not like them\nBut I can pretend\nThe sun is gone\nBut I have a light\nThe day is done\nBut I’m having fun\nI think I’m dumb\nOr maybe just happy\n\nI think you’re just happy...
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to what freaking question
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I think you are a bit fishy fishy, that question is so vague I'll be shocked if you get a serious answer
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Dear Trina,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity will unfortunately, get buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don’t get a good answer within 4 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nTrina, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Trina. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the “thinking” can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Trina, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, “How long is the normal tally whacker?” or, “My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?”..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Trina. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hope for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I’m only doing you a favor, Trina, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://answers.yahoo.com/my/my;_ylt=Aq_EtUR9D0EBSZBgHXjWjQ3py6IX \nAnd Trina, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer’s tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don’t offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to give you the smack-down with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Trina, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. All we can do now is hope for the best\n-Brett
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good advice, my friend. i hope others read this and take heed.\nthanks.   BM
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maybe try posting this in another section to get a real answer
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Ask The Fonz. (This is a serious answer do not flag just because you don't understand.)
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i need specific question
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Sorry but I'm not at all serious.\n(your spelling of serious is wrong)
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Some questions have been posted just to be funny. The world can always use some fun. Life can be far too serious. \n\nOther questions can be poorly written, but seem to present an honest concern.\n\nI'll answer anything that I have decent response for.  Some funny, some serious.
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wow, that's kind of scary things to ask.  By the way, maybe I was a bit harsh on your last answer but I did report your profanity to Yahoo.
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are you seriously asking this question?
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How about asking a real question.
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are you serious?? no...
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Well, DUH.  We're God knows how far away from you.  Why are you looking for answers here for cryin' out loud??\n\nBTW, you REALLY need to pay more attention in English class...
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~Yo, Dude.  The remark to answerer #2 oughta get you a lot more responses.  If you're such a know it all, why post the question.
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i dont know. i just need points so i "answered" your question.