one day an ant n elephant was playing hide n seek.......it was elephants turn to look for ant......n he succedeed in finding ant in the temple.......how did he get to know dat the ant was hiding in the temple..............HIHAHA\nAGAIN ONLY GENIUS PEOPLE CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION.....
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it left it shoes outside the temple \nthe shoes were very shinny thats why elephants saw it otherwise it would be too small...
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There have been a lot of new animals found in the forests of Indonesia.  Here's a story I found on it. Enjoy.\n\nhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060207/ap_on_sc/indonesia_new_species
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O look who it is the guy who has the fetish with Ants and being locked in his girlfriends room....your weird you should use all this time you have asking stupid questions doing something productive instead. Who cares if your an ant! honestly after reading two of your ant questions i would step on you and squish your ant body so you would stop asking these questions! Thank you!
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It seems to make sense to me. If we think about it, this could be a reason why we tend to see the Virgin Mary on toast and rabbits in clouds - or minds evolved to do that. Living in caves, when we heard a tree branch snap, we mistook it for a wandering lion approaching - it served to keep us alert and alive. Mistaking a lion for a tree branch isnt so useful to survival... So I can see how the mind could have adapted a beleif in external forces affecting our lives.
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http://www.infoplease.com/askeds/donkey-elephant.html
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ok the answer is :-\n4th ant says : no no just let him go he is alone and we four lolzz
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Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously. \n We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.  \n How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!  \nHere's a dozen of them (the ones that fit your limitations).  For more of these "pangrams" check the link below.\n\n *Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously. \n *We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.  \n *How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!  \n *Crazy Fredericka bought many very exquisite opal jewels.  \n *Sixty zippers were quickly picked from the woven jute bag. \n *Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes. \n *Heavy boxes perform quick waltzes and jigs. \n *Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.  \n *The five boxing wizards jump quickly. \n *How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.  \n *Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.  \n *Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.     \n\n(By the way, I assume the second one you listed was supposed to be "Jackdaws love MY big sphinx of quartz. ")
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A moth ate words. I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.
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9 are still hidden since 1 is the finder person, 3 are found, and the others are all hiding (supposedly... my brother would be in the house raiding the fridge while everyone searched for him).\n\n\nAnd, unless someone removes the fish from the tank, the mere fact that they are dead doesn't exclude them from being in the tank.
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Ha ha ha ha......yaar......Dogs bark........but have u ever seen an Elephant scared by it's barking......let it be....it will never be a Reality......NOBODY can break INDIA...!!!!!!!!!
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A cat was walking along and saw another cat standing next to a hole in the wall.  He said, "What are you doing?"\n\nThe other cat said, "There's a mouse in here, and I want to eat him, but he knows I'm here, so he won't come out."\n\nThe first cat said, "Watch this."  Then he got closer to the hole, and said, (in his best dog voice) "Woof woof!"\n\nThe mouse assumed that a dog had come and chased away the cats, so he thought it was safe to come out of the hole.  When he came out of the hole the cat grabbed him and ate him.\n\nAs he left, he turned to the other cat and said, "Now you can see the advantage of knowing a second language."
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It was a disaster date, but it was hilarious. I went on a date with a guy that was 4 inches shorter than me so it made things awkward from the start. We went to the Rainforest Cafe and we got sat next to this HUGE elephant. Every half hour all of the animals everywhere go crazy making their sounds and there are thunder and lightening sounds which makes it kind of fun but our huge elephant kept going off like every 5 minutes! Every time we would get into a good conversation, the damn elephant would go off! Then we decided to go to a little mini amusement park after and there was a girl running the rides that kept making comments about how much shorter he was than me. One time she said,"You do know he's shorter than you right?" so I turned to her and said,"You do know you are overweight right?" The guy that i was out with and I had so much fun but it just couldn't have been a bigger disaster. He ended up locking his keys in the car and it started raining. he convinced some guy that he was in the Coast Guard Special Services so he would help us get into his car. We never went out on another date but we are still friends and we still laugh about it.
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Let's just say, if you know what He did in the Temple....\n\nYOU HADN'T SEEN NOTHIN'   ~!@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()_+!!!!!!!!\n\n►◄●►
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How much is that Doggie in the window, \nIt;s really nothing you see,\nIt might be a Pomeranian or a Pit-Bull\nA real Indian delicacy.\nHow is that for an Indian Joke?\nSorry, but I had to respond to your response for my jokes, Hope I offended you this time. NOT Take care. BASSCATCHER.
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Duh????\n\nRead the title, you'll find the answer, or better yet read the story...
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open the refrigerator, put him in, shut the door.\n\nopen door, Remove elephant from refirgerator, put giraffe in, shut door\n\nthe giraffe, he is stuck in the refrigerator\n\nswim, the crocodiles are at the King's party
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Mav got up and went to church even though she really wanted to be on top of a mountain looking out over creation.  \n\nPreacher was the long winded one, and Mav has a short attention span, but she got to say goodbye to her friend that is moving.\n~~~~~~~~~\nEDIT\nEri - NEVER skip breakfast! Just eat it later. :D