Mean? Spiteful? Practical joke? Deal with Gates?
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Because there is no God!
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what a dumb azz,\nhis dad leaves him a golden goose\nand he focking it all up.\nthat is more than most people get. \nthat just pisses me off.\nlet him fail.or take over for him
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I can totally relate to what you are saying. I live with the same type of thing every day, unfortunately the person in question is my boss. Sometimes I think if I let loose one day the consequenses might just be worth it. Horrible, I know, but this kind of person can cause the most severe and aggressive frustration! My advice is to avoid him as much as possible, which is what I do with her, but should you happen to proceed with a physical confrontation I admit I would find it comforting to know that at least someone had some consequence for their constant crap behavior and maybe will think twice about it in the future.
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:)\n\nI know I can be such a prick!\n\nI have opened my email contact information. Just hope I don't get spammed with hate mail.\n\n(I tend to make a few theist "enemies")
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Too arrogant.\n\nWhat would he SAY?
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They have something called "slang." Such as pwned for owned which means to defeat an enemy easily. And "lol" for laugh out loud. Is this what you wanted?
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Once upon a time I had a tenant who was a rambunctious young man, given to partying and generally having a good time for himself.  I remember calling him and waiting for many rings before he answered.  He said hello, but in the background there were the sounds of a very noisy party.  I spoke to him, but he said he was having trouble hearing me, and he began to shout at the revelers to quiet down.  He returned his attention to me, although the party noise hadn't abated at all.  I tried again to speak to him, and he started apologizing, saying he couldn't hear me.  Then he shouted at the top of his lungs for quiet.  That seemed to work.  The party noise level backed way off, and he spoke again.  "Whoever this is, you'll have to leave a message at the beep."\n\nI had been talking to a recorded message, but instead of feeling like a complete idiot, I had to smile at his sophomoric inventiveness.  Maybe you could work something out along these lines.
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Hi, there are some real abusive and inconsiderate people on this site, but then there are plenty (like me) that never say anything mean or try to hurt someones feelings, and call them idiots or stupid.  Try is for awhile it will be fun.  Good Luck, I hope you stay and play.
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Do you not see the irony in your own question? You have done exactly what you are protesting against..set conditions. There are times when people may be searching for an answer but they are not quite sure how to phrase the question. By adding some conditions, they may simply be trying to phrase their thoughts into written words. Note I said 'may.' Unfortunately, ekimo is correct in saying there are those who can't help but be obnoxious. That is one of the drawbacks to the web. Anonymity frees the rudeness aspect at times. A sad truth of the current human condition, but one which we must all deal with at times. Best advice I can give you, is try to develop a thicker skin against the idiots and watch for those who truly care about what they say and how they say it. There are millions of truly nice people within reach..thanks to the net. Hmmm..which is worse, the foolishness or the ability to connect with some great people? Never let anyone tell you that you are not a good person. Only you can determine that. Live, Love and Laugh. The joke is on them isn't it?
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Advice? There is no advice for dealing with thoughtless idiots.\nDo not even address it! You were wronged, but let it go.
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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?\n\nHere's a good list of some:\nhttp://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/insult.html\n\n\nThis is always fun, too:\nhttp://dmoz.org/Recreation/Humor/Insults/
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so far i've got two.  one from a gal who got pissed because i yelled at her for putting her homework on Answers.  the other was because i called someone a moron.\n\ni feel like i'm about to get more---just had heated words with a 'muslim' who didn't appreciate my take on 'islam-the religion of peace'.  he thinks i got all my info from 'biased news services' when i really got it from reading that dopey book, the koran.\n\nUPDATE!!!!! yes, i did get a third.  'ahmed' got Yahoo to pull another one of my answers.  what a moron.
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The best practical joke I pulled was on one of my friends.  I bought a prank scratch and win lottery ticket that had 3 $10 000 symbols on it.  So when I gave it to him, he scratched it, and thought he won $10,000.  He was just freaking out for about 10 minutes, and I couldn't hold in the laughter and cracked up, and then he figured out it was a prank.  Boy, was he mad at me!  Even all the kids said I was mean.  That was over a year ago and he still gets mad at me when he thinks about it.  My daughter made me promise to never play that joke again because she thought it was too mean.  I thought, and still think it was hilarious!!!
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Naw, I just don't have the energy anymore to do that. I'd rather find a more constructive method of steering them towards better behavior. I see your point, but I find if you do it that way the message is lost on them. If they are a real pain, I just ignore them as you tend to lower yourself to their level and sometimes silence in a better way to deal with such people. Looks like you really ticked dragonfly off though.....come on everyone let's play nice before we forget why we even do this kind of stuff....fun right. Peace everyone.
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so far, ALL of his answers can be concidered as 'gaming'.\n\nhe choses between a bible-quote, an 'i reported you', or the all-time favorite 'get a brain, get a life, get lost'\n\ni also think he gets way too much attention around here. i think he secretly likes that attention, and maybe he even getts off on it.\n\nfrom the few serious answers that he gave me, i could see his real visions. they are even more sick than i imagined.\n\ni don't hate him, i don't even dislike him, but i truly feel sorry for him. the man needs help, a lot of it.
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Sounds like a real catch you got there!\n\nTip: a man who treats his mother like s**t will almost certainly treat you the same way.
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You will find silly people all through life! People sometimes just have terrible dispositions, and I don't know why! I think that people on here know that you don't know them, and they will never truly have to explain why they act the way they do. Therefore, they can be as rude as they want, and no one will ever know it was them. I don't take the website too seriously, but I respect people, and give honest answers. It would be nice if everyone played fair, but that isn't likely. I hope you have a good day, and try to have fun!