mine is "Im normaly not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."-Homer J. Simpson
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bologna has a first name it's h-o-m-e-r. bologna has a second name it's h-o-m-e-r.
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samurai jack\n\nACKO:::"Wow! Where'd you learn to fly like that"\nsumurai jack::"no jump good"
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"You know nothing of the crunch!"\n\n"One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!"\n\n"The wind is my only friend"\n\n"I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!"
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Touch me, and that hand will never touch anything again. \n-Trinity from Matrix Reloaded
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B: Will Smith\nHe said this about his beautiful wife Jada Pinkett Smith. I think he said it on the Oprah Show.
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"Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be left on its own."\n\n"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's freakin' hilarious."\n\n"It's been fun.  It's been real.  It's been real fun."\n\n"Be yourself, an original is always worth more than a copy."\n\n"Be yourself, everyone else is taken."\n\nHave a fantastic day.  :)
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Memorable Quotes: I learned that when you are willing to make sacrifices for a great cause, you will never be alone, because you will have divine companionship and the support of good people. This same faith and cosmic companionship sustained me after my husband was assassinated, and gave me the strength to make my contribution to carrying forward his unfinished work. \n"I believe all Americans who believe in freedom, tolerance and human rights have a responsibility to oppose bigotry and prejudice based on sexual orientation." \n\n"Segregation was wrong when it was forced by white people, and I believe it is still wrong when it is requested by black people." \n\n"Women, if the soul of the nation is to be saved, I believe that you must become its soul."\n\n"The value of life in our cities has become as cheap as the price of a gun." \n\n"In this country. we vigorously regulate the sale of medicine and severely limit the advertising of cigarettes because of their effect on human health. But we allow virtually anyone in America to buy a gun and virtually everyone in the nation to see graphic violence." \n\n"When I say I was married to the cause, I was married to my husband whom I loved -- I learned to love, it wasn't love at first sight -- but I also became married to the cause. It was my cause, and that's the way I felt about it. So when my husband was no longer there, then I could continue in that cause, and I prayed that God would give me the direction for my life....But then I finally determined that it was the King Center, because Martin's message and his meaning were so powerful....So I felt that my role, then, was to develop an institution, to institutionalize his philosophy, his principles of nonviolence and his methodology of social change, and that's what I have spent my years doing."
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The famous GW quote.\n\nFool me one, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me\n+\nWon't Get Fooled Again - by The Who\n= \none fool too many
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Erma Bombeck: \nLaughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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mine is "I'm the bad guy you learn to hate, but you gotta respect the fact that i created my fat" by I.C.C. {Inner Circle Committee} in thier sond Going Out: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52455944&MyToken=70b0433b-85ae-487b-9dc2-1cf48b7e473c
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oh now this one i love\n\na quote from Conversations with God\nthe author starts by saying\n\n "wow you inspire me " \nGod replies .... well if God cant inspire you , who in the hell can ?\n\nauthor " are you always so flippant ? "\n\nGod " I meant that not as flipancy ... read it again "\n\nauthor " oh i see ! "\n\nGod " however it would be ok if i were being flip though wouldnt it ? "\nauthor " i dont know , i am used to my God being a little more serious "\nGod " well do me a favour and dont try to contain me .. by the way , do yourself the same favour "\n\nthere is more to this but i loved this part ..... this is what God is to me xx
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"My Dark Desires"\n"If I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left." (Charles Manson from one of his very entertaining parole hearings)
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The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,\nMoves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit\nShall lure it back to cancel half a Line,\nNor all your Tears wash out a Word of it\n\n-- Omar Khayyam\n\nThat's a great line! Took me 15 minutes to find it, but it was worth it!
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"Be careful who you pretend to be, because you day you just might loose who you really are"\n\n-ME
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"No matter where you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine"\n"Make the most of your self; for it is all you have of you"\n"Love doesn't make the world go round; it makes the ride worth while"\n"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got"\n"When your heart speaks, take good notes"\n"I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his PURSE" (no offense to homosexuals out there)\n"My halo is temporarily out of order"\n"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you"\n"If you wish to measure the man, measure his heart"\n\nThat's a few; I love quotes! Hope you like these!:) P.S. I know where New Zealand is. Do I get bonus points???!!!!! lol :)
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Rodney Dangerfield:\n\n"I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all..........Why, the other day I went to see my proctologist..........he stuck his finger in my mouth!!!\n\n\n\n\n.
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." \n- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)