funny wins here!! no more serious evolution sh*t plz...
203574
Eve would have went on a venture to find Lilith no doubt, all the while poor Adam would be left to stumble about.
398688
Hehehe that was piss funny mate, got anymore?
391683
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
551806
godammit, Ichi, ... i thought i was gonna read a joke, \nnot an socio-anthro-$hit experiment!!\nlol... :)
355207
Ha ha ha!!! That was funny...
542363
Yeah, I laughed at that one too.  But I laughed better at your answer to the Jingle Bells question. lol\nI love your jokes and stories.  Keep up the good work.
598443
1 MORE JOKE :\n What is the limit of stupidity ???????????????
455313
Let me guess, you are another integrity-challenged redneck looking for "I agree, evolution is stupid"... well sorry to disappoint.\n\n1) Why did you forget to say "did God create itself from nothing?" Otherwise, who knows.\n\n2) As it happens speciation has been observed yes. And, of course, the fossil record shows "one species becoming another" in droves.\n\n3) Well over the past few thousand years we HAVE evolved resistance to a whole host of terrible diseases. Seems like we have a lot fewer problems there.
660131
I suffer a rare genetic mutation that renders me completely devoid of all seriousness.  it's as though my funny bone grew completely out of control and encompassed my entire skeletal structure.\n\noh, look!  a wombat! ;-Þ
377902
thanks again for the chuckle, keep em coming!\n=kizzy=
339432
That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
300611
DEFEATS! There were no victories! Hilarious!
351740
Good God I hope not!  It was funny tho thanks!  LOL
329249
They've evolved past us..LOL
203690
What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
636755
ahahahahahahha!! * iam !! that guy deserves a beating ...now u deserve a LAUGH!! on this JOKE!!! wtg! its hilarious 10 stars...geewahuahua!!! ;) thx
658781
Congratulations! You have won the coveted "Stupid Question of the Moment" award.\nFor your prize, enjoy the following stupid answer: "piggies go poopy".