My favourite joke of his: "So, I was watching Origami TV - it was payper view! I made a belt out of cardboard, but I thought, 'It's a waist of paper! I had an origami business, but it folded!". Fantastic.
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He is top class.  Some of his jokes are so cheesy but they come at about 20 a minute so you're on to the next one before you have chance to groan at the cheese.\n\nHe holds the record for number of jokes told in an hour - 499!
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LOL, too funny.\nI can't believe people could not get it.  He just admitted to sleeping around. "I'd have given you all my business."\nlol
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That was thee FUNNIEST JOKE I have seen in a very long time!And like BatFink.......I too found myself singing along!  If you would have had this in my "10 points for funniest joke" question,  you would have gotten it.......Hands down! LOL
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i'm right with you there. it's crazy how he does some of that stuff. i would really loveeee to go see one of his live shows! i remember watching a show once and he said that some of the things are tricks and some are real... he likes to keep people wondering about it.
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HA HA HA,these jokes were really COOL!!! If that sardar will read these jokes , he'll say "these are not jokes, that sardar is right". (lol)
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Am I the only one who thinks that this guy is a smile and an empty suit? If brains were gunpowder this schmuck couldn't blow his nose. "Wowee Mommy, I want an X-Box, and I wanna be President!" He and Letterman make a good pair; knows nothing and knows less.
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A down on his luck mathematician interviewed for a job as a fireman.  He was asked the question in his interview, "If there was a paper fire in a dumpster, how would you deal with it?"  The mathematician proceeded to describe how he'd get the fire hose and fill the dumpster with water, thereby extinguishing the fire.\n\nTwo weeks later, the fire company, with the mathematician as a new member, responded to a fire at a warehouse.  Arriving at the warehouse, they found a pallet of paper brochures on fire.  Quickly, the mathematician opened a warehouse door, grabbed a pallet jack, pushed the pallet into a dumpster outside the warehouse door, then grabbed a fire hose and fills the dumpster.\n\nThe fire chief was furious?  "What the heck you were doing?" he asked the mathematician.  The mathematician responded, "I simply re-expressed the problem in terms of a problem with a known solution."
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OMG that is so funny i just laughed out loud...it is OH SAY CAN YOU SEE...by the dawn's early light....thanks for the laugh..\n\nPS I was tempted to tell you Jose Cuevero lol
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Nope I remember Hanger 17.. it was set in an actual big hanger, wasn't it? I really hated the presenter, he used to irritate the t*ts off me. I have a similar problem.. I used to really love a cartoon called the Get Along Gang... but no-one else remembers it! The only way I know I'm not making it up, is that I still have a cuddly toy from it, on my bookshelf, a little beaver with roller skates!
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That was from Bill Engval! And yes it is very funny! :)
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The best practical joke I pulled was on one of my friends.  I bought a prank scratch and win lottery ticket that had 3 $10 000 symbols on it.  So when I gave it to him, he scratched it, and thought he won $10,000.  He was just freaking out for about 10 minutes, and I couldn't hold in the laughter and cracked up, and then he figured out it was a prank.  Boy, was he mad at me!  Even all the kids said I was mean.  That was over a year ago and he still gets mad at me when he thinks about it.  My daughter made me promise to never play that joke again because she thought it was too mean.  I thought, and still think it was hilarious!!!
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Right lemme try:\n\nA man wanted to buy a car.So he heads to an open air car exhibition.It so happened that day the exhibition was quite empty.He has a look around, deciding which car he would buy.As he was walking along, looking at the cars, closely examining some, he suddenly came across a beautiful sports car.The car was simply beautiful.It was crimson red, full leather upholstery, huge rims, and slick design.Capivated by the cars beauty, he bends down to feel the texture of the leather seat.When he bends, he accidentally breaks wind.Hurriedly he stood up and looked around to see if there was anybody around.No one was around.Convinced that no one saw him, he countinued to examine the car.As he was examining the car, a salesman appeared.So the man asked the salesman what was the price of the car.The salesman answered,"Sir, frankly I would not want to say", so the man asks "Why?" and the salesman answers "Sir you farted just touching it.You are gonna shi-t when you hear the price!!!!!"\n\n;) Hoping for the 10 points.
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I've been into jokes for more years than I want to admit.  An ex-roommate used to call me King Corn.  Take it from me, this is one of the funniest I've seen in a long time.
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that was toooooooo good , i wish i could think of jokes that good. hahahahahahah rotfl lol, lmfao
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How funny is that, I guess the salesman is going to have his breakfast, lunch and dinner in one meal. Just picturing him eating all those patties makes me laugh even more. Poor guy trying to sale his vacuum and ends up stuck eating all that and some. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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LOL When I read this I went on YouTube to go check it out\nIt's hilarious! hahahha coulnd't stop laughing! Zidane looked weird as a cartoon character.......\nWell.......it was a good laugh! I loved it :]
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:) Yes I thought that was funny.  I love t-shirts that have funny sayings like that.  A friend of mine has a couple.