if a monkey ever flies out of your butt, what would you do? do you think there would be much rectal bleeding and if so, would it be covered by insurance?
213958
I think the best thing for you would be a roundhouse kick to the head.
494337
Uh no.....Same if as a citizen hit you and had no insurance.....Who would "compensate" you?  Unless you had full coverage, you would be out of luck....
273395
Of course there is a chance of pregnancy.  Sperm can travel down into the vagina.  Remember, it is liquid.  Don't think because you have anal sex she can't get pregnant.  When you pull out, there is always sperm left on you and it only takes one little drop to fall in the wrong place.  FYI. Anal sex is very dangerous.  there is fine tissue in the rectum that can get torn, infected etc.  It can be worse than preganancy.  Wear a condom and have sex the normal way
213347
It's not that bad once u get used to it. If u don't use anything then once it goes in it will hurt for just a second. After that it is great. Tell your b/f to go buy anal ease or Adam and eve. @ the adult store. This will numb the butt so it will not hurt. (Sorry I work in an adult store)
289834
You poor thing! LOL  Sorry, but I think you are getting all upset over nothing.  (but a hemorrhoid :))  Get some ointment for hemorrhoids that you can by over the counter at Wal-Mart or anywhere.  It is not expensive and will solve your problem quickly.  Don't worry so much, hon, it will be okay. :)
652321
I heard, (but I have never witnessed this before), that you will get constipated and the poop can back up the digestive tract and you will vomit poop. Gross... \n\nNow this I have seen before, sometimes if the poop is super hard and cannot be passed the normal way, it has to be surgically removed. Why? Because the hard poop or even intense rectal stimulation can stimulate a vagal receptor in the bowel that can make you pass out and cause your heart rate to drop to a dangerously low level. \n\nI know, more information than you wanted.
663297
Have you checked up your ass ? lol (just kidding)
495333
The anus was designed to be an "exit", not an entrance. The tissues there are more delicate than the vagina. It's not uncommon for those engaging in receiving anal sex to lose muscle tone in that area - how fun is that going to be to not be able to maintain control of the bowels?? Imagine hearing a hugely funny joke, laughing hysterically, right up until realizing there's been an accident in your pants.\nThere are plenty of other enjoyable, cleaner and more hygenic, ways to have physical pleasure.\nProtect your health, girl! You're worth it!
199028
the only possible way for you to be able to go "up & down"...\n\nif your bum is made of rubber cause its gonna hit the ground ground ground.\n\n:)
635693
did you carry it out before or after your hand got stuck? It wouldn't make sense to carry it out in anticipation of getting your hand stuck see! Silly monkey!
143500
Dont take the item out of the body, it will cause internal bleeding and possibly cause more damage than needed..
643288
I don't mean to upset your apple cart, but if another person's dog caused injuries that severe on the premises of a vet, you should not be handling the case yourself. You should be haveing an experienced personal injury atty at least review your case. Odds are, you will expend your one opportunity to get redress in court and come out with much less than you are entitled to. This sounds like one case where "going on the cheap" is a very bad idea.
290035
no they won't\n\nThey aren't harmful as long as you only have a few and they don't get larger. They are actually an internal thing, and from sitting on the toilet too long or straining makes them pop out. They do a banding procedure which is painless (they dont have nerves) and it makes the hemorroid shrivel up and go away.
235611
probably puke your guts out.  it could also kill you.
393922
First off, nobody "gets" AIDS.  One "gets" HIV which then *MAY* progress to AIDS.\n\nHIV dies almost immediately upon being exposed to air.  It can not live for very long at all outside the body--mere seconds at the most.  Theoretically, one can contract HIV from a toilet seat.  However, a very specific set of circumstances would have had to occur.  A person who has HIV bled or otherwise left on this hypothetical toilet seat some amount of HIV-infected fluid.  Then, you would have to *IMMEDIATELY* sit down on the toilet seat and you would also need to have placed a cut or other opening into your body directly on the blood or other fluid.  Then, you MIGHT contract HIV that way.  But who sits down on bloody toilet seat?\n\nAs far as convincing your mother that touching something will not give her HIV try this tactic:  If HIV *was* spread through touching items, many, many more people would have it.  In fact, even she might have it *IF* it were spread so easily since, chances are, she's either come in contact with HIV.  Or someone she's come in contact with has contact with someone with HIV.  Or someone that person has come in contact with has come in....  Well, you get the idea.
7226
In English or German, the answer would be the same.  Although the bullet may not cause enough physical damage, there are other things to consider, including site of entry.\nMythbusters never shot a live animal (too much fuss for a publicly viewed TV show).  If they had, they might have answered the question better.  If shot into major artery, the vicitm would probably die of blood loss.  I am not sure of what would happen if shot into the ear or the roof of the mouth.  If the victim lived, it might never be the same.\nUnlike the water bullet, if the blood was the vicitm's, I do not think this could be discovered.  I loved the question.
210668
It is quite likely that it is something simple like a anal fissure which is like a small cut (out of which comes a lot of blood). Its a good idea to see a doctor in any case, but try not to worry too much about it because this is VERY common!\n\nThe doctor should be able to provide some advice to help you deal with it now and how you might avoid it in the future.