Friend1: Dude, what's wrong with you? How could like that chic? Look at her.\n\nMe: Why? What's wrong? She looks fine to me. \n\nFriend2: Yeah man, She looks hot. Can you give her to me?\n\nMe: Ey back off, u... She's mine!
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hahahahahaha what are you doin all your questions are little skitts lol. cool.
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"what are you thinking about her usually or all the time? like are you thinking about you and her making out? kissing?.. or just simply her face? smiling? "\n\nall of these + asking out for a date
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Opening:  God, please inspire the students to study good.\n\nClosing:  God, why have you forsaken me?  \n\n.
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1: fine, before I thought i would. but OK\n2: Not raining, it is windy around here\n3: YES. At home with my 8 months old baby. Is like having a full time with over time together.hahaha!!!....\n4: I think is going to be great.\n5: no paycheck............I wish!!!!!\n6: I want and need a new dress, urgently\n7: Tomorrow is my birthday, so I hope to have some fun tonight. Who knows........
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"Maybe when you grow up to be a man" - to a man\n"I don't see a man around here big enough to do that" - around more than one man.\n"I want a meal, not a snack" - when a man is hitting on me.\n"Does that come in adult sizes?" - when a man thinks his ***** is by far the largest you've ever seen.
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First and second sentence:\n"Ich freue mich darauf, dich am Sanstag zu treffen. Ich hoffe du bist nicht wütend auf mich."\nThird sentence:\n"Du bist ein guter Freund für mich." (if the friend is male)\n"Du bist eine gute Freundin für mich." (if the friend is female)
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from they lips to they thighs. they hips and they eyes.\nsometin bout girls got me hypnotized. this chic brightens my life .stuck on my side. me and her like bonnie in clyide. listening to do or die in tha ride. somethin bout chick is too fly. must be an angel in disguise. come on girl tell me your size. and whats your sign. go on i like what you like. me and you is too tight. even threw arguments and fights.  its me and you for life
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1. Female\n2. Don't you wish you knew.\n3. Honestly, I just wanted the points. I'm almost on level 2.
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A Man knows how to seriously treat a woman, a boy is immature with women and doesn't know yet.\n\nEXAMPLE: I was leaving my garage and was just about to get out to close the garage door when my sister's BF got out of his car and asked if he could get it for me. SO SWEET! \n\nMEN WANT to make women happy. BOYS do not know how.
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A) He just likes you\nB) He's heard some really juicy stories about you\nC) He wants to have another man's woman\nD) All of the above
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1. ummm... Not THAT funny. Ironically funny, though\n2. Great!!\n3. Jeez... People!! (really funny)
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*News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 was caught playin football, 1 was caught watchin tv and 1 was caught readin this sms.\n*I miss you and I want to be with you but this stupid secruity guard want let me in the zoo without a ticket.\n*A boy and his girlfriend are watchin a movie in a theatre, a mosquito enters into the girls skirts and gues where it bites.....guess in the boys hand.\n*God made whiskey god made pepsi god made me so damn sexy. God made rivers god made lakes god made you well everybody can stand to make one mistake.\n*A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness, a *friend* like me is a sign of "your damn good choice\n*Wakey, wakey, rise n shine out of bed into mines Ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!\nIf you like these and want more contact me and let me know.
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K needs to make B jealous by making out with her bo in front of her.  B sounds like she is jealous of K.  and i agree B should be given lice.  she needs the head scratching to keep her busy.
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ok, well \n1. if she starts hitting on me. staring at me. checking out my ass.\n2. if she starts a conversation with me.\n3. if she wants my phone number.\n4. if she invites me to her apartment.\nBINGO! good luck
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right\nguy: hi, may name is robert, what's yours? \n\nwrong:\n\n guy: you have really nice breasts, or asss......
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Boy: Hey wanna go out?\nGirl: Sure. I would love to.\n\nTranslation:\n\nBoy: Let's have sex\nGirl: I would love to go to the movies.
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Tell your friend what he wants to hear. If he thinks he's ugly, tell him his handsome. You get the idea.