Serious answers only. If you are not here to discuss sanely and leave stuffy 20 paragraph answers, then please chain your weedeater to your neck and then throw it off a cliff. (Gas powered weedeaters allowed only please.)
209878
Pardon me sir, if you would be willing to elaborate as to what "51 crazy things" is exactly, and whom this "W" character is, I would be more than willing to discuss this topic in an intelligent manner with clear and concise answers.
578652
my advice- go find the highest cliff you can and jump off it!!!!!\n\ni don't believe you are even considering it-Moron!!!!!
338857
I do.  What are we going to do though?  With a rising population you have to put them somewhere right?  I'm for setting aside large chunks of land as reserves now while we have them to set aside.  Unfortunately, our culture's attitude towards land usage and the environment in general is ignore, ignore, ignore, panic.  I don't think we've reached panic yet, but we will. I'm not for the grid system either.  I think that is one of the worst ideas of all time.  Like in Arizona, for example, the land that can be developed, and the land that can't, are arranged in a checkerboard.  So what happens to animals that roam or migrate?  When all the 'boxes' of land have been developed around the reserved block the animals inside are cut off - the population either has to move to another block or it dwindles and possibly dies off.  Plus they have all kinds of run ins with the surrounding communities.  Some people that live in these communities think that it doesn't adversely affect the environment but it does.  They say "What do you mean?  The deer aren't dying off - I just had one in my backyard the other day."  They don't see how that is a problem.  The checkerboard is not a solution - it just worsens the effect of development.  And Phoenix is a classic example of urban sprawl.  Like a cancerous tumor its neverending grid of streets spreads out in all directions.  We aren't there yet - and we may not see it in our lifetimes - but the earth is so going to kick all of our a**e* eventually.   And, as a cultural, we will stand bug-eyed and bewildered - scratching our collective empty head over how it came to this.
399049
Look this is a dumb question. Just tell your wife to stop screwing the gardener and leave us be.
562727
Better u can sit at home and do some gardening. :) what a stupid question yaar..
491152
Place a Claymore Mine with a pressure sensitive trigger underneath your new inflatibles.  They will detonate when the thieves lift them.  BOOM   No more thieves.  Course there are probably a couple of laws against that   but it sure is nice to think about.   Seriously,  Sorry to hear but the porch light probably wont work.  Depends on your neighborhood.  just have them up for while you are up and then take them down before bed.
546191
try something that deals with solar power. it'll show him that there's alternative fuel sources out there. maybe one day he'll become leader of the world by creating something great. hmm... when i was his age, all i did was cut a tree and reported that you can tell how old the tree was by counting the rings. now i'm a nobody.
512913
Hmm. Yelling at them doesnt seem to work, neither does repeatedly beating them with your fist. Thats a toughie. Perhaps you could attatch some furniture castors and roll it down a steep hill?
171291
eat dirt.....\n\n\ndirt with dog dirt added is a bonus.
594756
Get cremated like I'm going to do. Going up in a flame is much better than being worm food. Don't worry so much about stuff you can't control- try enjoying your life while you're living it.
166587
You have enough to worry about, let this go, and don't let it tear you up inside. Do me a favor, think about yard work when this memory comes into your mind. Really, when it rears it's ugly head, think about pulling weeds or planting roses. It will work, I promise, try it.
418800
Pray to god.\nYou reap what you sow, so, start sowing!
60312
All Trillions of Human Beings on Earth have to do is recycle, replant trees after cutting down trees, order from "The Goods" Catalog (solar, wind, water energy housing/self-sufficent equipments, clothings, devices, homes),  stop buying plastics, study geography - astronomy -, trade their automobles for solar powered cars and covered wagons / covered carriages pulled by horses, trade tractors for clydesdales, grow their own gardens, buy organic vegs, meats and diary products directly from farmers and tell their children's schools to teach self-agriculture ( ask their or your teacher to name 10 edible plants in their own backyard. I guarantee you they don't know !)...do all this instead of playing the roles of modern-day doomsayers.
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That is one mother f*cker of a haiku up there. I always knew that what libs lack in logic, they make up in creativity.\n\nBut here's a thought- let them fly over by themselves and collect all those poor, abused homeless goats. The rest of us can stay here and throw a huge BBQ-  and smoke every piece of pork we can lay our hands on.
447840
hey I got a violation today about an answer I gave, it involved a root vegetable and where someone could put it. it's sensor ship gone mad, bring back free speech!!
148346
I wouldn't like to see it drilled. We need to just suck up and pay for the upgrade of our society to more renewable sources of fuel. The alternative sources won't mess up the ecosystem as much and it will create jobs. After all, that area is supposed to be untouchable natural land. Let it stay that way, especially if the only reason to ruin it would be to save money.
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That was hillarious. Actual quote too. WMD... LMAO... I think that it goes to show just how stupid news reporters are... piling thier own shit on top of the unsuspecting public. If we gave out 300 billion of the muffins then you might be able to claim a Weapon of Mass Vegetation. or even a Weapon of Mass Munchies. But come on... they are out of thier gourds. How stupid is the public? And was the the second slowest news day in the history of the Press? I think the crap they try to lift out of thier own gutters is worst of a weapon than some pot muffins... I guess the brownies had already been suspected and taken by the agriculture teacher for further inspection. Too funny. Thanks for posting.