“Did you fall on your face? / You’ll fall backwards when you know more, / won’t you, Juliet.”\n\nIt's not that I'm trying to cheat on my homework, but I'm clueless and I don't know who to ask. Please help me.
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The nurse says that her husband picked up Juliet after she fell on her face, and said, "When you're smarter you'll fall on your back (Have sex)."
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1. I don't think there was air.\n2. I don't know.\n3. Probably not.\n4. Probably.\n5. Neither?\n5. I think so.\n6. No idea.\n\nI am not sure about any of my answers. Based on what I believe.
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Cinde-fu**ing-rella... oh, sorry... PRETTY WOMAN. Let me refresh your memory with 2 of the best parts of the movie.\n\nVivian: I just wanna know who it works out for. You give me one example of somebody that we know that it happened for. \n[They start talking over each other.] \nKit: Name someone? You want me to name someone? \nVivian: Yeah, you know a person that it's worked for. \nKit: You want me to, like, give you a name, or something? \nVivian: Yeah, I'd like a name. \n[Kit puts her hands to her temples.] \nKit: Oh, God, the pressure of a name… \n[After some hard thinking, an inspired Kit throws her hands out.] \nKit: Cinde-fu**ing-rella! \n\nAnd also:\n[Edward, arriving in a white limo and armed with an umbrella and roses, climbs Vivian's fire escape to meet her.] \nEdward: So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her? \nVivian: She rescues him right back.
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Q: why did billy fall off the bicycle?\nA: because billy was a loaf of bread.\n\nknock knock\nwhos there?\ninterrupting cow.\ninterrupti -moo- \n LOLS
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He can't trust her anymore : il ne peut plus la croire\nHe could no longer trust her : il ne pouvait plus la croire\n\nIn French we would translate "anymore and no longer" by "plus" instead of using the regular "pas"\n\nDon't trust what google translation said. I just read the 2 translation 2 posts below mine and this ain't French. The words are not in the correct order. Sorry for the person who posted it.
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Great way to earn 2 points...^\n\nAnyway...go 2 the sit listed in sources!!\n\nPREVIEW:\n\nEnglish Lesson\nAn English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. \n\nThe men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." \n\nThe women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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Stewie: Oh can we stop by the grocery store on the way? I want a Granny Smith apple. \n\nor \n\nPeter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.\nGuy - OH MY GOD!\nPeter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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"Come, cords, come, nurse, I'll to my wedding-bed,\nAnd death, not Romeo, take my maidenhead!"\nJuliet, Act III, Scene ii, Lines 136-7\n\n"O, tell me, friar, tell me,\nIn what vile part of this anatomy\nDoth my name lodge? Tell me, that I may sack\nThe hateful mansion."\n[Romeo takes out his dagger and offers to stab himself.]\nRomeo, Act III, Scene iii, Lines 105-8\n\n"If all else fail, myself have power to die."\nJuliet, Act III, Scene v, Line 242
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Overall, this is good, an apt description of a courtroom scene.  \n\nSome suggestions I would make:\n\n1) Your verb tenses are all over the place - past, present, etc.  You are describing what happened 3 days ago, so it should all be past tense - Suddenly Ralph [rose/got up/stood angrily] and [screamed/accused], "You're such a liar!"  - for example.\n"Flew" is the past tense of "fly."\n\n2) Did Ralph attack Jack or not?  The first paragraph says yes, the second paragraph says no, "almost."\n\n3) The courtroom did not start out a hush, it started out a courtroom.  It could have started out IN or WITH a hush, but a better way to put it might be "All voices were low and hushed as the court proceedings began.  Soon the murder trial started.  Jack seemed to be making very opinionated/wild/outlandish statements." ["incredible" is your opinion - are you supposed to be neutral?]\n\nA good start!  Good luck!
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Some parts didn't make much sense, but here it goes:\n\n"I'm' sorry I had to hang up today. My girlfriend was near and she is very jealous. I'm not enjoying this, I will send you the camera, all you have to do is wait a little bit, because I had a financial crisis. Did I tell you I'm coming back to  Florida? A (Kiss?)"\n\nP.S. I'm Portuguese.
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When Will says to Jack - "Jack, deaf and blind people know you're gay.  Dead people know you're gay." \n\nand when Jack say to Grace "When you met me did you know I was gay" and she responds "My dog knew".\n\nSo many funny quotes it is hard to choose.
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It sounds like a line from the old "Star Trek," when someone was insulting Mr. Spock.\n\nHis answer would probably have been something like, "If you are expecting an answer, your question is illogical. If your question is rhetorical I expect you are trying to insult me which is impossible since I'm incapable of feeling emotion and therefore - feeling insulted."
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"Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee" - Muhammad Ali\n\nA sting gets a lot of a tension from me.  Apply the same to your homework.
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Translation:\n\nHi. Whats happening is this dang boy is getting on my last nerve. I hate it. Anyway, he says he wants to go out with me, and his friend says it too. His friend just called me to say that. Then, this girl that used to like him (but he wouldn't go out with her) said it was a joke. She said she asked him and thats was what he said. What should I do? I guess we're going out, but I don't know if we are or not.\n\nOk, now that people don't have such a hard time reading what you were trying to say, maybe they can answer.
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I would strike the Time after morning.  It makes it match the stanza after it better.\n\nAlso I would  change the last one to questions so that they match the first.\n\nSo why is your head bowed?\nCan it be you don't know?\nThe one that loves you has never left your side.\n\nBut over all I like it.
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Nick: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees... \nFetcher: ?and kiss your bum goodbye! \n\nRocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You wanna get every chicken in this place out of here *at the same time*? \nGinger: Of course. \nRocky: You're certifiable! You can't pull off a stunt like that. That's suicide. \nGinger: Where there's a will, there's a way. \nRocky: Couldn't agree more. And I *will* be leaving *that* way.
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"Be careful who you pretend to be, because you day you just might loose who you really are"\n\n-ME