I told him to shut up but he insists on doing it.  What do you suggest?  I threw stuff at him already.
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buy a bag of really crunchy chips, like the crunchiest imaginable, like bugles or something, or even a really crunchy cereal, like captain crunch.  then when he starts crunching again, walk into his cube with your foodstuff in hand.  then lower your mouth to about six inches away from his ear and stuff a WHOLE MOUTH FULL of cereal and/or bugles into your mouth and crunch really slowly and obnoxiously for like five minutes.  also, meaningfully spew the crumbs all over your lips and his shoulder while chewing, and when he turns to acknowledge your crunching, say, "these bugles and/or captain crunches are really good".  then spit the cereal and/or bugles out in his lap, and put another mouthful of cereal and/or bugles in your mouth and repeat the process.  if he punches you, he'll be fired. \n\ni think he'll get the hint.\n\nthen fart really loudly on his keyboard.
14030
well dont hit him back. instead try to reason with him and dont let him hit. you hope it helps..>
67772
I have a friend who's husband talks incessantly. People have asked him to stop, but he can't seem to. He doesn't seem to have a clue. He really gets on my nerves.
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I have had this problem before... I think that you are on the right track with confronting him about the problem... Since he is willing to work on it, maybe you should give him a little friendly reminder about that willingness when he starts to talk a little too much.
530522
He sounds like a jerk. Give it up. You know he's playing games with you, you just wanted to hear it from someone else. Yes- give it up.
229644
f*ck him up. He is asking for an ass wh!ppin. I don't believe in violence except when it comes to standing up for my lady. If you can't do it. get somebody who can.
195926
Just tell him "I don't swing that way" and hope he gets the messasge. If he persists, be firm, tell him he's barking up the wrong tree. If he keeps on, punch him. If women could beat up men who do this to them, they would be punching out men all the time. It's the same thing, an unwanted advance.
283014
Continue to give him his space and stop fretting over it.
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Tell him to F**K OFF!
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Have you told someone in the school who have authority to stop him from bothering you? Did you tell him that you don't want to be bothered? If you did that, and things haven't changed, then make a complaint to the big office. If he haven't stopped after that, then I suggest you call the cops. But let him know that if he doesn't stop bothering you, then your going to get him into trouble.
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thts bad, i'd say tell him firmly that if he doesnt stop,his privileges will be curtailed.Spanking or hitting him will only make him more stubborn.
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exactly what the other guy said. just tell him that you are there and willing to help if he wants you to, and ask him about the bruises.  i dont know how well you might be at this,but , try to be stern with him without turning against him. i think if you blow it off he will to. if he wont open up to you after you have asked him a few times, end the conversation by reasurring him that your there if he needs you.
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don't get mad, get even!\ntreat him how ever u want! sure, u should find a way to punish him ! use u're imagination.\n\nP.S. if u ask this question without being mad already, tells me that he doesn't mean that much to u.
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How old are you...ignore him, dont go down to his level!...;
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Just ignore him, hon. He'll get over it.
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report him, and ignore him.\n\nHe's probably really happy that you;re acknowlidging him by asking this question though.
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Talk to him...I played a joke on my fiance last night. He was kind of being a jerk and so one of our guy friends came to my house and tooka pair of my pants and my cellphone (he lives next door) and when my fiance called our friend said,\n\n"hey marissa left her pants here with her cell...can you come get it!?"\nwe were just playing and he knew nothing would happen betwen me an dour friend but he got SOOO Mad!\n\n\nTalk to him. get him calm enough to explain what was going through your head when you did whatever it was. Whether it was a joke or not. \ngood luck and keep me informed.\n\nrylanandmarissa@yahoo.com