this is a sad moment, most people i believe are uptight and shallow that they couldn't understand the reasons for all the crazy posts that i've been makin. i apologize to anyone that i may have offended you in any way. my intentions are for people to make them smile every second. \n\nas i logged in to my account i found out that all my posts have been deleted for some reason. with this matter, i am now goin back to my work, and later on continue with my saga!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n*ccch*.. hello.. is.. this.. planet.. earth?...\n\n*ccch*.. copy that? this is cheeseburger 2, over?\n\n*ccch*.. roger..\n\nWHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A BANANA TODAY?
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no, no, no, i don't believe anyone would hate you, you make us all at least smile, if not bubble with laughter...you've done or said nothing to be reported... keep the "saga" coming, it breaks the monotony and lightens up the heavy air around here!!!\nNow how about a banana, cheeseburger man ??! :-)
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I only disagree with you 5% of the time (LOL!!).  I'll let you guess who agrees with you then.\n\nJ/K\n\nIt seems this place lost its sense of humor, along with its intelligence.\n\nI'm glad you got your account back, and I wish you could go back to using your name.\n\nI never saw you post anything that could be considered obscene by anyone, ever.
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who are these people, are they kids.. ?\n\nGEEZ why do poeple post such weak questions without the friggin details man!!!\n\nBTW\nthanks for the 2 points
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Put me on your list of people, I was deleted a month ago, and I am sure it was done by clones and trolls that did not like the fact that I had reached level 7 and had 50,000 points. It took 3 weeks to get my account restored and it was all over the fact that I am a liberal and they disagreed with me. There is a blog in answers that was set up to address this problem and Yahoo does know that this is a problem. From what I read it is not just this category they are having the same problem in the religion section also. Last count they had over 300 postings on this subject.
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ROTFLMAO!!!! Tears are coming out of my eyes. This question and the responses are hilarious!!!! It is so funny, you people are basically admitting that a gutless coward hidden behind a keyboard got the best of you!!!! That is sad, with all of the things to get upset about, you are all bent out of shape over a bunch of words. God, the irony of it all.
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For a sec I thought you were talking about the dark clown's suspension from Yahoo answers. Which totally sucks by the way.\nSo everyone beware! \nToo many funny questions/answers=suspension.
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hey ur back!!!i thot you were gonna leave yahoo ans for good...good to have you back.\nyou know whats the best thing abt you?you post sooooooo many jokes...yet you dont forget to pick the best ans...many ppl jus forget abt their questions after posting them...........umm..u got the hint right???
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I can't take anymore of this stuff today. You people have a real big need to either find someplace else to do this or just shut the hell up!\nthis is terrible of you to make fun of folks who have done you no wrong , and should make you ashamed because you have enough to eat and they don't. \ngo ahead and make fun of them with your full belly in your air conditioned house in front of your computer that cost more than they will ever see in their lives.\nYou disgust me more than the guy telling the racist jokes a minute ago.\nthese peoples  only crime is they are in need and have been in the spotlight for too many years. this should have never been allowed to go on more than a few months by the rest of the world,\nWhy don't you go all out and slam a few Katrina victims why don't you , or maybe stoop down and insult the babies are born addicted to crack because of the female who bore them was an animal and not a mother!\nLets get down and really get good and funny why don';t we. You started it and I am not going to stay on this site any more today until sombody has an opportunity to weed you jokers out of here. \nGrow up children, I hope you never are hungry, but it would serve you what you are due.
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Good Joke!\n\nThere are always some people that will say that it has been posted already, "I've seen it before", or just don't like some jokes.\n\nSo What? Most jokes have been posted somewhere, at some time. They have to come from somewhere!\n\nMost of the people giving negative answers, don't even post anything, let alone jokes. They just answer questions for the points.\n\nJust post away, and forget the snide comments, after all this a Q&A place.
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Dear Charles,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nCharles, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Charles. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Charles, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Charles. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Charles, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://answers.yahoo.com/my/my;_ylt=Aq_EtUR9D0EBSZBgHXjWjQ3py6IX \nAnd Charles, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Charles, and have a great day!\n-Kenny
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How is this MainWorry character. Whats wrong with you man? Don't you think for yourself? F*cken tosser...\n\nsharon: That's what they all say, lol!
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Well I am bound to get hate mail for this...but here goes. ...i have had violations for the most innocent questions..and i have replied to Y!A..got the standard automated reply that they're looking into it....well after 6 months, I figure it's a lie, especially since they have found the time to take breathers, update to a more awful wesite, push the awful blog thing, which by the way is a form of subliminal seduction of devulging our privacy willingly...that we should find things like myspace and blogging perfectly natural...giving up our privacy ..our dossiers...things that we would never ever say to anoher, that only  an FBI or CIA agent would be privy to...after Rorscachk Analysis....natural....oh yeaeh...revealing that much is like cutting the nipples out of your shirt and walking around wondering why people are staring at your chest......now, I have NOT recieved a response regarding my questions tht someone had a hardon for and had removed..some right wing arse whom got a hair in the "RIGHT" place and decided that i was to be the sacrificial lamb d'jour. There are ways to figure out who these people are. \nBTW BEFORE you accept to be on the gallery wall of a blog and you are a woman...and I happen to be one, check out the patterns of people...there are men who have nothing but "beat off" shots of women, as they seem to collect them...peruse the different categories and see what the different latitudes are for tolerance....you will find it different in EACH category.....the religous "Do as god says" people will damn you quicker than they will pray for you, the demon lovers will flag you easily, the depressed and lovelorn will give you  a thumbs down, the ones who suck up and tell you what they THINK you want to hear, yes I do check, and I HAVE studied profiling for over 10 years so THIS is a side dish ....not the best, nonetheless and allthemore only a side dish and not the best at that....I actually preferred the red jello in rehab in the early 90's..... Customer service if you sense a seasoned woman is most likely a woman who has no sex, has cats, doesn't date, watches the same shows , has a ritual of television including the Lifetime Channel..... and is a spitout leftover from a gone wrong marriage probably missing the glitz of her double wide on cinderblocks. Next time you call her ask her how Pat and Vanna are doing, she might just warm up at yahoo.....probably a lily tomlin Look alilke...acutally I am hypotheticalizing, but it is fun.......so no one can sue me, only flag me.\nI am sorry for your loss of time....as time is currency and yahoo doesnt care as they tout the likes allegedly of deepak Choprah, Dr, Phil, Oprah, and honey the list goes on and one....yahoo is only yahoo...there ARE more interesting formats, i just managed to get a bit hooked in here and keep tellingmyself I will leave when I hit a certain amount of points...I am at level 6....8,000 something fromm level 7..and when I reach it if I havent made a friend, i think I will call it quits and just slip away into the abyss of something that cannot be aired in a public format. i wish you well, hell I wish me well too..and you are right.....\nI will be awaiting your word as to what happens...no, they do not care, and the last time i told them to keep their damn auto response to themselves and unbelievably they did it.\nhey...who knew?\nWell..we will find out now won't welll...glad I saw your question, full of passion and fire....and a great reality check for those in the YAHOO COMA!!!!\nWAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!\nThanks...\nLioncourt.....\nP.S. I too am a Virgo...does it show?
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I can't believe people are actually analyzing this. Saying it's old and dumb. That the original question was based on an assumption? It's a joke!!!! It was clearly stated that it was a joke. Lighten up people. Take the free points and be happy with the points and a funny laugh for the day.\n\ntosmith
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Because I like to help people, usually. Now it's because I got a top answer and came to the site and thought I'll answer a few before lunch. I feel crap, maybe it'll take my mind off it. This is the last one. I'm having lunch because my answers are getting more sarcastic with every question I read. I'm on about 3,000 and some people are on 30,000 points. I spent hours helping someone with problems because I answered a question on mental health a few days ago. I suppose that is rewarding, to know some one in this world is suffering less and feels someone cares. We live in a world full of greed, violence, evil and perversion. Maybe, helping each other through this medium gives people some hope, some faith and it seems a good idea.
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you are awesome!\nyou'll have to post every 10 minutes for them to see it. it's a steady stream of uninformed chickies on here.\n\ni think i will repost this. thanks
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Wow! What were the odds that I would sign on and just click on your question? I never click on questions that say nice LOL. \n\nOK, so yes, this question was removed simply because I stated I was an Atheist. A huge majority of my questions are removed simply because I do not believe in God. I feel like a target. \n\nI left Yahoo Answers for a while because I was getting too many violation notices for questions that were legitimate questions. \n\nThe report button needs to disappear before Yahoo Answers takes a nose-dive to the dump. Most of the good regulars have already left because of the violations. \n\nI am sickened by the amount of questions that are removed because someone didn't agree with their beliefs. \n\nWhatever happened to respecting others opinions? \n\nPS: That question managed to stay up one full day before it was removed. \n\nThanks for keeping it on the watch list! You have no idea how happy that makes me feel to know that someone out there actually agrees with me!!
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Ma'am, aren't you the same lady who asked that hilarious "What would you DO in such a situation?" question before where you spoke of an 80 year old lady  and another hilarious hypothetical question involving pee?\n\nI just saw that I'd got three thumbs down for bursting into laughter there.\n\nMay I just compliment your great sense of humor, ma'am?\n\nI really needed these laughs.\n\nThank you.