I missed all the broke back jokes.  I walked in on a person rubbing vaseline on there chest.  I need to know
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The first half hour was the like a parody of Saw II with Shaq and Dr. Phil, they play a game.. very humourous, then there was the introduction of the guy from War of the Worlds.
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHA....Oops sorry, I am just wiping the tear from my eyes from laughing so hard.  You are with a nicer guy than the loser you were with before!  Don't let go of a good thing--this new one adores you.  Now excuse me while I go back to laughing...BBBWWAHAHHHAHAHAA!!!!!
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He is SO gay. The National Enquirer had an article about him in there a week or 2 ago. There was a guy spilling his guts about hooking up with Clay off the internet and meeting him in a hotel room. Gossip mag or not, the Enquirer breaks more stories than any other!
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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Go here:\n\nhttp://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor\ntakes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes\nout the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she\nhas disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. \n\nAs he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm\ndoing?"\n\n"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or\ndermatological abnormalities."\n\n"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her\nbreasts.\n\n"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.\n\n"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast\ncancer."\n\n"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have\nsexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know\nwhat I'm doing now?"\n\n"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came\nhere in the first place."
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LOL!!! That is so funny, how is that hand?\nInstead of mastubate, try saying 'rub one off'
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Dude!!! That hitomi girl has put up a post regarding you stealing her joke! Are you sure you asked her permission? And in what language?- Japanese? English? Chinese?\nDo something before she sobs and does something zany like copyrighting the joke!\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnUOXV00ioSuIPa0ZEtCs4_zy6IX?qid=1006040411915\n\nBy the way, joke was good.
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Yes. Man I had forgot about that.\n*harf*\nThe dad from "Full House"\nEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww\nBut when I saw a few years ago a E! True Hollywood stories that Him and Uncle Jessie (I can't remember his name right now for the life of me) Used to tell dirty jokes to each other while the children could hear them.\nThey said there were a lot of Angry Teachers and Parents who took their kids to the live tappings.
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LOL, a very rare thing on  here is to read jokes that I have not read/heard b4!\nNice to see an original
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Sex, Alchol and Parties. I have a male model friend - he's all about that. I keep annoying him with "stop, you are harming yourself" comments! ==>>Don't do it!
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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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great one........never heard it before.......I could not stop laughing.\n........waiting for such good jokes.......keep posting........hahahahaha.\n\nthanks for the days best laugh.......
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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Get back with you in a minute...can't stop laughing.\n\n\nI'm back. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks. Woke the husband up. And , no.
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ok call me a b*tch or whatever you want but if hte body armor comment was supposed to be funny it wasn't at all. it was in bad taste. that happens to be my baby cousin over there. not only that but my SO was over there for a year so as you can see i'm not laughin at all. golddigger... i'm thinkin a gift certificate to an online store or sometihng like that.