"is it ok to go #2 at your girlfriends house?"\n\nyes i know its stupid
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no is not ok to go #2
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Absolutely not.  If your girlfriend isn't going to the dance then as her if it's alright first and mentioned that it was HER friend that asked you.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, You STupid ASSESSSS!!!!\n\nAnd then i'd go out and crash the car through my best friends house. AAAAhhh Lovelllyyy.
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Heard this yesterday...2 men and a woman\nWoman goes in last, does the same\nMOTTO...Don't mess with women!!!
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if u truely love your gf i suggest u don't go over ot the other girls house because if it makes your girl upset i would think that u would want her to be happy so u no for u i don't think it would be a wise choice to go over that girls house
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Did you just fly in from stupid town?  Why do you think they got so pissy!  I mean think about it.. If some one was banging on your house over and over again, or you for that matter, don't you think you would get pissy to?  I woudln't advise doing that anymore, it might get you killed one day.
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The one liners house delivers to the patients and staff just for the sake of being a **** disturber.  \n\nE.G. "You must be Dr. House."  \n\n"What Did God tell you that or did you just notice the H on my nametag and guess?"\n\n"The Nurses here give you quite the reputation."\n\n"I know, but between me and you it's just a sock down there."\n\nOK not an exact transcript, but it is hilarity at its finest.
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... \n\nThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". \n\nI told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" \n\nWell, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. \n\nAround 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. \n\nQuickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. \n\nI was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) \n\nThe next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". \n\nHe didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! \n\nThen he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." \n\nWhen I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." \n\n \nDuring a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.  \n"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." \n"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal  person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." \n"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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For those with daughters. . .Dating rules\n\nRule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.\n\nRule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her  neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.\n\nRule Three: I am aware that it is considered  fashionable for boys of your age to wear their pants so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I\npropose this compromise: You may com! e to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your\ntrousers securely in place to your waist.\n\nRule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex  without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I  will kill you.\n\nRule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should  talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this\nsubject is "early."\n\nRule ! Six: I have no doubt you are a popular  fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.\n\nRule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?\n\nRule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date  with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness.  Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or\nanything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.\nOld folks homes are better.\n\nRule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, th! e whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. \n\nRule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in on a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your\ncar with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that
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Translation:\n\nHi. Whats happening is this dang boy is getting on my last nerve. I hate it. Anyway, he says he wants to go out with me, and his friend says it too. His friend just called me to say that. Then, this girl that used to like him (but he wouldn't go out with her) said it was a joke. She said she asked him and thats was what he said. What should I do? I guess we're going out, but I don't know if we are or not.\n\nOk, now that people don't have such a hard time reading what you were trying to say, maybe they can answer.
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"I just dont want to be around them or any kids for that matter on a regular basis. "= your man has 3 kids. you are with the wrong person if you do not like kids "85 percent of the time".
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Coming Home Late\n\nTwo married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the \nother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go \nhome after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I \nget to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. \nI take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, \nI get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL \nwakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"\n\nHis buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the \nwrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up \nthe steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands \non my wife's a_s_s and say, 'How about a B_J?' ... and she's always \nsound asleep."
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brake up with her man , its not that hard , you see whats happening here , you said so your self .\ndo you like looking like a fool over some girl that dosent even care for you ?\ncome on now ! you know what you need to do here !\nleave now and spare you pride .\nstay and be an idiot . its you call . witch will you do ?\ni think id leave if i where you !
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yeah, there are too many to pick. The one's that are six run-on sentences long about some kind of stupid relationship dilemma involving mom, my best friend, my current boyfriend and my ex boyfriend. What should I do? He says this but she says that...\nthey really should have spell check on here though. I'm afrain youngsters don't know how to read or write properly anymore, and I could use it every once in a while.
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First of all you give him a key of the house. There is no harm  in calling your boyfriend and asking him is he there for dinner. Actually it is his duty to call you and tell you. If you dont like boozing party at your place, tell him you don't want any boozing party at your place.\n\nRemember, There are always a Rules to stay in a Home. No matter who's place it is, you need to follow those rules.
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To answer your question: YES it is stupid to talk that much to someone right next door. Why? Because I had a friend that lived 10 minutes from me and she called me everyday every 2 hours - Whatcha doing? Humm...lets see probably the same thing I was doing 2 hours ago. \n\nShe got on my nerves as well as my husband. It was even worse when we planned to go out drinking she would call about every 1 hour about what she was gonna wear, then call to tell me what she had planned to do, and then call again about this and that.....ughhhh! It was annoying and she is no longer a friend.
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"well are you a parking ticket? cause youv got fine written all over you. "\n\nokaaaay.... wat a wonderful pick-up line...?!?!\n\n you so corny....lol