I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?
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ok I looked up the riddle for this...the answer is No. Because the last question is Can you guess the riddle. Everything else is there to throw you off. So Technically the answer is no. Enjoy :)
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Pressure!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I am soooo sick of seeing this riddle! Its been on here about 100 times!
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where's the riddle part??
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1.  The rope isn't tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.\n\n2. The maid because there are no mail's on sunday\n\n3. Fred has 3 cages and 4 canaries.\n\n4. Steve is a juggler. When he came to the bridge he juggled the gold, always keeping one piece in the air. \n\n5. Since all the windows face south, the  house must be at the North Pole and the Bear is White.\n\nThus the bear is a Polar Bear.\n\n6. A River\n\n=)
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the answer is yes.  the riddle's question is "can you answer this riddle?"  (it could be no)  it's a trick question.\n\nwait you didn't add that part.  can you guess this riddle is the last line and it's important
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lol heir are some blonde jokes ok\n\nQ: Why did the blonde have square tits? \n                              A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?\n                              A: Gifted! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?\n                              A: Shine a flashlight in their ear\n\nQ: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?\n                              A: Nothing. They've never met because they are always apart.\n\nQ: Why is a blonde like a door knob?\n                              A: Because everybody gets a turn. \n\nØ
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please pardon me but, \n\nhow do you drown a blonde?\n\nput a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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1. horse\n2. chocolate\n3. kind of wet and down\n4. blue\n5. Whichever wasn't bad for me!\n6. Yes!\n7. Under my bed, partying with the Boogey Man\n8. Of course!\n9. I don't know!\n10. The sky!\n11. yes... :-)\n12. No! I wanted it to last forever!
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I think this person is God....he fits perfectly into the riddle :)\n\nHope I get that money :D
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Riddle (you and I) by Five For Fighting. \nJohn Ondrosnick (sp?)
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That reminds me of a Canadian joke:\n\n(you have to be holding a canadian nickel)\nHow do you make the queen giggle?\nTurn her upside down and rub her beaver.
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Bobby... that riddle doesn't really work if you write it down...heh.\n\nThe catch is to tell it to someone fast and quickly, to confuse them. If you write it down, it becomes easy.
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Send 2 to the Jokes&Riddles group and they will do them in for you.  The other three are yours...
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it's this a riddle?\ni like riddles\nso, my answer is the same\nletter R
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light (or sunlight)\n\nlight makes polar bears clear hair shafts appear white\nlight makes your eyes water\nlight first thing in the morning...guy gets out of bed to pee and girl combs her hair\nlight makes celebrities look stupid since it shed light on their antics\nlight makes normal people look like celebrities by putting them in the spotlight\npancakes brown, they are no longer light\nexpose champagne to light and it bubbles\nif you squeeze a lightbulb, it pops\ncan't figure last line but know that staring at sunlight is very bad for your eyes
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1 Trousers\n2 I T = it\n3 A dead cat\n4 because it's ball shaped
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break me and you might win ten points\n\nIt has 8 words and matches all the letters\n\nHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nI WIN!