these three men live in the street as begger.the deaf just died.tell me how this dumb person can tell the blind that the other is dead.
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VERY SIMPLE,SINCE THE BLIND CAN SPEAK AND HEAR,AND THE DUMB CAN SEE.\nHE WILL WALK UP TO SOME PERSON AND USE SIGN TO TELL THE PERSON TO TELL THE BLIND THAT THE DEAF IS DEAD.
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A blind man would be smart and tell the clerk he wants sunglasses...
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This is funny\n\nYou know, when I read the first two you came to my mind and I am here \n>cracking u, why?  because you have been sentenced and you are very \nmuch \n>BLIND!!!!!\n> \n> \n> \n> \n> \n> \n>\n>\n>\n>WHAT IS MARRIAGE???\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>1. Marriage is not a word.\n>\n>\n>It's a sentence (a life sentence).\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an \ninstitution \n>for the blind.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's \nDegree \n>and the woman gets her masters.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:\n>\n>\n>engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first \nyear of \n>marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, \nthe \n>woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak \nand the \n>NEIGHBOUR listens.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with \nfriends.You \n>order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you \nwish \n>you had ordered that instead.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found \n>himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and \nfound \n>himself divorced.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband \ngives and \n>the wife takes.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't \nknow \n>son, I'm still paying for it.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't \nknow \n>his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, \n>EVERYWHERE!\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it \nis \n>love; after marriage it is self-defense.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a \n10-year \n>married man looks happy, we wonder why.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for \nher. \n>They got married, and now he is going through HELL.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to \nlet him \n>keep her.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in \n>Europe.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They \njust \n>can't face each other, but they still  stay together.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when \nthey \n>try to decide which one.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the \n>marriage the "Y" becomes silent.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was \nAlways.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it \nonly \n>seems longer.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL \n>HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT \n>HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>25. WIFE: Let's g
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I know what you are talking about.  Some people seem to be parrotting something that they are taught by some misguided preacher.  I'm a Catholic and I look at some of the ignorant questions and answers so-called Christians are posing regarding Muslims and their faith, and I wonder if they were paying attention in history class.  They get an "F" as far as I am concerned.  This is the result, the EXACT result of "the blind leading the blind".  It's rather sad, really.  What can one do before such awe-inspiring ignorance?  They are PURPOSELY blind.
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Like the blind leading the blind....
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Lol... how sad for the guy !\nfunny
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My roomate is blind and on SSI. He makes some money at his work but not enough to pay even half of rent and bills (I pay the other half). Life would be next to impossible for him without it.
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The dead guy in the corner.\n\nNothing will ever trouble him again.
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There was no letter.  A headless man is dead, so he can't write.  A man with no sight sees nothing, the dumb can say nothing and the deaf hear nothing.
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Deaf.. Need to see whats going on!!!
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some people just don't deserve to live.You must take that guy to the zoo, leave him in the APES cage...maybe they accept him there. you take care of yourself, go to the doctor again. this world is really going mad ...good luck for your eye. I'd be glad to go to that guy's (and all of his kind) funeral. GoOd LuCk FoR yOu!!! ;-)
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The poor guy's stuck in bad traffic.\n\nNot? Ooh sorry... i should be serious, right? But i cant help it...
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Same driver, deaf and dumb party. They all go into pub for a drink and driver asks barman to take care of them while he has a kip in the coach. Barman says there is a problem as how does he know what they want if they can't tell him. Coach driver sorts out a system of signals for beer/spirits ie 1 finger for lager 2 for whisky etc. and then goes for a kip.\nAn hour later the barman is hammering on his coach. He tells the driver that he can't understand what they want as he can't understand the signals. What are they doing asked the driver? They are all stood at the bar opening and closing their mouths and making silly smiley faces.\nOh god said the driver we'll never get them on the coach now! Why said the barman?\nThey are all f-cking singing.
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I think all that is left is charades. The blind guy taps the deaf one on the shoulder. He then pantomimes dying (maybe clutching his throat in agony and falling down). As he is doing that the deaf guy speaks out what he thinks is happening. When he is right about something the blind guy can nod his head in agreement. Obviously the deaf guy at some point will realize it is about death. The next question is who. If the blind guy starts by pointing to the deaf guy then they know it is about someone known to that deaf guy. Again the deaf guy can say what he thinks and the blind guy can shake his head yes or no until the info gets across.
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I have two: I love the second one.\nJoke #1\nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"\n\nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."\n\nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"\n\nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."\n-----------\n Joke #2\nTwo women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are\n comparing stories on how they died.\n\n 1st woman: I froze to death.\n\n 2nd woman: How horrible!\n\n 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the\n cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a\n peaceful death. What about you?\n\n 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected\n that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to\n catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by\n himself in the den watching TV.\n\n 1st woman: So what happened?\n\n 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there\n somewhere that I started running all over the house\n looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down\n into the basement. Then I went through every closet and\n checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had\n looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that\n I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!\n\n 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd\n both still be alive.
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A man, his wife, and their twelve children are waiting at a bus stop.  When the bus pulls up a blind man comes along.  Their are only thirteen available seats on the bus, so the wife and children get on the bus while the man and the blind man walk to their destination.  As they are walking the blind man's cane's "clicks" when it hits the ground are annoying the man.  Finally the man says "Why don't you put some rubber on the end of that thing, it is annoying the hell out of me!"  That's when the blind man says "Well if you would have put some rubber on the end of your thing, we wouldn't be walking in the first place.  So shut the hell up!"
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There was a scientific research project into the world's funniest joke, this is the result:\n\nTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. \n\nHe gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"