If i'll borrow my PARROT's wings and put them on then can i fly??
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oh come on BABy u can fly even without them..... now just since u want to fly doesnt mean that u will take ur parrot's wings.... better take those 10 helium balloons...thats a better idea...
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LOL, you are doing it all wrong!  \n\nI bet u are trying to breed a male dog with a female parrot. And I believe that the only way to do it, is the other way around.\n\nYou may want to have the dogs tail removed for convenience. Duct taping the parrot to the dogs behind will help if the parrot can't get any grip to hang on long enough to shoot his load. \n\nBTW, the best "guard" parogs are the mix between a pit-bull and a blue-yellow brazilian maccaw.
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Read the fine print! See, even if the exchange works, Satan finds a way to make it bite you in the hind-quarters. Most likely, you'll be able to fly, but you won't be able to land, and you'll crash into a mountain somewhere.
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They will stay on the ground regardless of the speed. They are not aerodynamic, so they won't naturally rise in the air and fly because of speed unless they had wings added to them.
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Parrots ARE smarter than doves, but you're right about the muscles being the deciding factor rather than the brain. Given the sounds I've heard coming from both, parrots have more "agile" syrinxes than doves.
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For which type of bird?  The blonde, brunette,  etc or the ones that fly.....well  even those fly these days :)
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Actually, I doubt we'd sit at all.  I'm looking at my parrot, and she has knees that bend backwards.  She just bends her knees on her perch, and when she sleeps she lifts one leg up and tucks it under herself.  I think we'd have a modified perch instead of a chair, and "sit" by getting into a reverse crouching position, just like a bird.
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Try calling any of the small airports in your local area, they may know.  I know there is a place about an hour and a half away from where I live that has a "Flying Circus" and they do wingwalking and all.
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I THINK that you are the most beautiful !!!now i can see u flying in the air!!! but don't be so excited it was only a joke!!!! lol!!!!
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Lots of cool ways to make a parrot...\n\nyou could go the paper mache route..take a long balloon, some strips of news paper, elmers glue and water. (disposable clothes and containers) wood glue works reaaaaaaally well!\n\nmix half and half of the glue and water....(it should be a thick gooey liquidy consistency...not toothpaste but not milk either..)dip the strips in and cover the balloon with them in a criss-cross pattern...let dry..repeat a few times.\n\ntake a toilet paper roll and  cut and glue it into a beak shape..duct tape it onto a small balloon..repeat the paper mache process...\n\nwhen they are both dry..paint them...glue them together Or paper mache them together...add some craft feathers for the tail and head. pipe cleaners for legs. \n\nyou could make a toucan by collage-ing fruit loops boxes. \n\nyou could take a babies one piece outfit with hood..(like a snow suit bought at a goodwill store) and stuff it with news paper and glue feathers all over it...add a \n ball of some sort for the face and a beak. \n\nor...make a rag doll parrot..take some old clothes/tee shirts of different colors and rip them up! sew a crude parrot shape and stuff it with the rags. then take some of the rippings and tie them on to make colorful feathers. \n\npoint out that all of these processes require recycling which is good for the environment...\n\nhave fun!
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a talking parrot....!!!!
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Primary flight feathers are those supported by the bird's hand, and they provide mainly thrust. \nSecondary feathers are supported by the ulna (our cubitus), are situated in the forearm and provide lift. Thus, good gliding birds have relatively long forearms and well developed secondary flight feathers, while good "speed" flyers, and especially those with acrobatic flight such as swifts or hummingbirds, have relatively more developed hands and primary feathers.\n\nPrimaries and secondaries may differ in shape (primaries are more asymmetric, and sometimes longer) but that depends very much on the shape of the wing.
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Bleeding. As in that's whay they make my ears do. I absolutely hate parrots. How anyone could want one for a pet is beyond me.
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The feathers are always taken the L wing for consistency in flight and response.  Many feathers are found in mirror image on the wings.  These feathers may also have a different surface on the top and bottom.  The combination of these factors would make it very difficult to use feathers from the right wing to create a Shuttle **** that matches a standard one.   Hope that helps
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Naw. Even if I did I'd have to fly coach...
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The  gosling must be able to fly for a long distince and have had contact before you can just put them with the flock  they must have had a bond at some point . I would not turn them loose I sugesst getting a hand puppet that looks like the older geese and feed them that way , so the only see the puppet I would let them go when they are around 6 mo- 1yr that way the are mature enough to find food and defend them selves
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I am not psychic, but I am telekinetic. I can levitate birds, but nobody seems to care...