It's 2:11 and I'm stressing \nWatching TV in my hotel suite \nI check my service every second \nAt 2:10 you still hadn't called me \nSo I'm gonna leave my cell phone \nTurned on in my purse by the bed \nAnd before I fall asleep \nI guess I'll just check my machine \nAgain and again because I'm \nObsessing on you\n\n***10 points to the first person who guesses it correctly***
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BABYDOLL\n\nMariah Carey
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I stare @ my kitchen clock\nAnd think about you, my little rock\nMy smooth, cool stone that I adore...\nI picked you up by the river\nYour chilly texture makes me shiver\nI'm so glad I didn't find you at a store.\n\nOR:\n\nI cherish my pebbles\nI hold them in my delicate hands\nTurn up the treble\nMy pebbles like alternative rock bands.   \n\nOR\n\nOuch!!!  What is that in my shoe?\nGet out stupid pebble, I'm sick of you!!   :)
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http://www.zenlyrics.com/Serial+Joe/Save+Me/showlyric/searchid/288843/\nSave Me by Serial Joe (?)\n\nSave me from myself\nCause I can't control myself\nI've invaded my own mind\nAnd there's things I cannot find\nWhere am I today?\nI think I've gone away\nBut I really cannot say\nNo I cannot\n\nCHORUS:\n\nSave me\nCome on and save me from myself\nSave me\nFrom the things I cannot help\nAll by myself\n\nLittle tricks I play on me\nI'm surrounded but I can't see\nMeet myself outside myself\nThen I run and hide\nTouch my hand I pull away\nWhat I feel I just can't say\nMy body shakes and then shuts down\nPretend there's no one around\n\nCHORUS:\n\nSave me\nCome on and save me from myself\nSave me\nFrom the things I cannot help\nAll by myself\nSave me\nCome on and save me from myself\nSave me\nFrom the things I cannot help\nAll by myself
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The bride walked down the aisle of the church toward her awaiting groom.\nPlease cancel my last order.\nThe student asked the math teacher for tutoring, as she could not figure it out.\nMany fossils are thousands of years old.\nThe large, barking dog really freaked me out.\nElton John is a gay man.\nI got this straight from the source.\nThe seeds were interspersed with the fertilizer.\nHer drink order was Patron silver tequila straight up and neat.\nWhen I win the lottery and become independently wealthy, I will quit my job.\nThey traveled to a secluded little cabin for their honeymoon.\nThe tire tracks of the truck were a very big clue in the murder case.\nPlease do not type all in caps, as it is presumed that you intend to yell.
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Monotony at Work\n\nWake up, hit the snooze…Wake up, hit the snooze…Wake up, hit the snooze. This happens six times before I finally get up to start getting ready for work. I think it’s my subconscious screaming at me not to go today. As I unlock the door to my store, I hear the familiar “SPSSS” from the lemon scent aerosol can that I am now so used to; I never seem to notice the once loved sweet and sour smell. I start my routine by vacuuming rugs that are already clean and mopping the floor that is already shining. I fold up and put away the paperwork from the night before, turn on the red neon "Open" sign and settle in for another day, just as boring, just as monotonous, the ugly twin of the day before.\nI lean back in my iron maiden of a chair, watching cars drive by, never stopping. The owner arrives shortly after I do. He asks me how I’m doing and proceeds to the solace of his office. Holiday lights chase themselves endlessly around the window and there’s a strobe light that relentlessly emits a constant mind warping rhythm throughout the day, softly clicking. They’re both trying to scream at the customers to come in and activate a new cell phone. I hear the subtle vocal stylings of Celine Dion playing on the soft rock radio station in the background, pounding against the back of my head, forcing thoughts of mass destruction into my head to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On." The hours pass at a crawl and I try to daydream about anything, but fall short of nothing until the “DING DONG” of the load chime in the front door snaps me back to reality; I finally see life in this otherwise desolate place. The excitement grows as I rise from my Garrotte and greet my potential client enthusiastically. The excitement dies as quickly as it rose when I find out the customer is looking for the pizza place.\nThe owner, becoming bored in the middle of the day, comes up to the front of the store and barks some orders and then promptly retreats back to his fortress of solitude. This plethora of free time does allow me the opportunity to do some school work, my only variety through out the day. Just as I start my week’s assignments, “DING DONG”, another customer, could this be the one to break it? No she just wants a pre paid cell card, and then complains about the dollar service fee, back to my guillotine.\nI stare at the clock for a few minutes, in my minds eye I see it laughing at me. 4:30 pm, my assignments seem to be doing the trick; it feels like hours have gone by. “PSPP” the aerosol can sprays its perfume again reminding me that it does that every nine minutes, and I haven’t heard it that many times. I turn on the dancing lights and the more powerful strobe in hopes of attracting the night dwellers, and go back to my studies. I look up from my computer and fall into an insomniatic stare out of the window into the ever darkening sky. “BRING, BRING”, the phone echoes off the deathly silent walls, the words flow through the channel that has been carved into my psyche by the repetition of saying the same thing over, and over, like the river that created the Grand Canyon. “Thank you for calling Wireless Experts, this is G.W. How can I help you?” My heart is racing with anticipation…A telemarketer selling seven lovely nights in Las Vegas, NV. The racing subsides and I sit back down on my electric chair.\nI step outside into the frigid desert air just to break the madness. I look up at the clock through the window, my heart sinks, 5:30 pm. This is the time during the day that time moves slower then a snail sliding through molasses. 6:00 pm, my mind is struggling to come up with something to do, and is blank. I look around the store in hopes of finding something to do, gleaming metal surrounds the displays, the glass windows that you can’t see but know they’re there, packages of blue and white stacked to the brim on the shelves. No cleaning is needed, no stocking to be done,
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Ok here we go. \n\nTu no eres nada mas que un presumido.\nTe ves muy bien/guapo esta noche.\nEs que me da mucho coraje.\nVete a la chingada.\nChin.\nAndale....que ya se me hiso tarde.\nTu estas completamente fuera de si.\nComo es que hablas español?\nYa vete...no quiero hablar ahorita.\nEso es tan injusto.\nEstara tratando de clavarme un cuchillo en la espalda?\nEs un artista/estrella muy chido pero no es mi tipo.\nEn serio que me estas irritando ahorita.\nNo creo que tengas los huevos para hacer eso.\nEstas menso o que?\nEs ahora o nunca.
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Movie: Bring It On  \nArtist: Rufus King  \nSong: Just What I Need  \n\nYeah, you got me to feel all those butterflies inside \nin your locker I will hide \nthe truth, it's only you I see \nand you're just what I need. \n\nI'll bring you flowers every day \njust to roll you in the hay. \nWell I'm feeling fine, I'm right on time \nI know i'll get my way. \n\nREFRAIN \nAnd you're just what I need, \nyou're just what I need. \nNot everything works as it seems \nsometimes it's so hard to believe. \n\nSo I went down to the record store, \npicked my head up off the floor. \nThe truth, it's only you I see \nand you're just what I need. \n\nAnd if it's my world that you fear, \nlet me make it very clear, \nthat I'm feeling fine, I'm right on time \nI know I'll get my way. \n\n(::REFRAIN::) \n\nI'll bring you flowers every day \njust to roll you in the hay \nWell I'm feeling fine, I'm right on time \nI know I'll get my way. \n\n(::REFRAIN TWICE::)
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MOVING ON\n\nI knew you for the longest time\nbut time is just too short\nI sat and listened, waited, watched\nuntil our time was up\nI sat and held your cooling hand\nand cried and cried and cried\nbut now I think of the good times we had\nso I guess it's not all that bad\nyou may be gone\nbut not to me\nI know you're watching the dawn\nand watching me moving on.
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Evening here. Same time zone as the second guy.\n\nI think it's time you went to bed.
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Just copy & pasting....\n\nBEFORE I GO\n\nlife hurts so bad\ndont want you sad\njust look back to\ngood times we had\nId give my soul for you I know\nwant to hold you before I go\nbefore I go\nI need you to know\nIm still alive in you\nits my time to go\ndont stay up late\nIm not afraid\nand I dont want your heart to break\nI know ive seen whats been unseen\nlive fast, die young\nits part of me\n(its my time now)\nbefore I go\n(its my time now)\nmy sould is on its way\n(its my time now)\nI need you to know\nbefore I go
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I want to know how you act when I'm not around\n\nI want to know what you say and what you're all about\n\nDo you cringe or smile, at the thought of me?\n\nAre you gonna be mine?\n\nDon't worry, I can wait.\n\nI would walk for miles, just to be with you.\n\nJust to see you smile.\n\nI swear to god it's true.\n\nDo you feel the same way when you think of me?\n\nOr is all this a waste (all these months and days)?\n\n\n\nI'm losing my mind, you're in my head all the time\n\nI'm losing my mind and you're just fine\n\n\n\nPlease tell me now, I'm breaking down\n\nI've got you stuck in my head with no escape\n\nPlease help me out, I'm breaking down\n\nI've got you stuck in my head with no escape\n\n\n\nNow I know how you act when I'm not around\n\nNow I know what you say, but not what you're all about\n\nNow I know how you look when you think of me\n\nIs all this time just wasted, or was it meant to be?\n\nI would walk for miles, just to be with you\n\nJust to see you smile\n\nI swear to God it's true\n\nDo you feel the same way when you think of me?\n\nOr is all this a waste (all these months and days)?
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We had a lot of good times when we were together \nAnd I thought we’d last forever, you and I \nEyeing for so long I couldn’t wait to get you’re phone call \nDreaming ‘bout you makes me feel alright \nTonight you called me on the phone \nSaid you had to stay at home \nIs there something I should know? \n\nI was fine till 7:05 \nTill she walked out the door and right out of my life \nIf you’re gone ill move on \nBut it only would have taken two seconds to say \nGoodbye (goodbye) Goodbye (goodbye) Goodbye (woahwoo) \n\nThe night after you’re phone call me and friends were hanging at the mall \nI was not believing what I saw \n(Whoa) holding hands with him and sitting closer then six inches \nHoping she’s not gunna kiss him now \n\nHow can I call you a friend, you stood me up in the end \nI know that it’s over \n\nI was fine till 7:05 \nTill she walked out the door and right out of my life \nIf you’re gone I’ll move on \nBut it only would of taken two seconds to say \nGoodbye (goodbye) Goodbye (goodbye) Goodbye (woahwoo) \n\nDon’t keep telling me that yore sorry now \nBut let me tell you how much this hurts me too \n(Yeah ooo) \n\nI was fine till 7:05 \nTill she walked out the door and right out of my life \nIf you’re gone ill move on \nBut it only would have taken two seconds to say \nGoodbye Goodbye Goodbye (woahwoo) \n\nI was fine till 7:05 \nTill she walked out the door and right out of my life \nIf you’re gone ill move on \nBut it only would have taken two seconds to say \nGoodbye (goodbye) Goodbye (goodbye) Goodbye (woahwoo) \n\nIt only would of taken to seconds to say \n(Good bye goodbye) Good bye (good bye) Good Bye (woo) \nGoodbye
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Too cool for the ROOM!!   eh?\n\nyeah mannnnnnn!\n\nfight the machine...mannnn\n\nrelax you are not that important and you are not "on to something"\n\nMannnnnn!
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"Unwell" by Matchbox 20\n\nLyrics:\n\nAll day\nStaring at the ceiling makin'\nFriends with shadows on my wall\nAll night\nHearin' voices telling me\nThat I should get some sleep\nBecause tomorrow might be good\nFor something\n\nHold on\nI'm feeling like I'm headed for a\nBreakdown\nAnd I don't know why\n\nBut I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell\nI know right now you can't tell\nBut stay awhile and maybe then you'll see\nA different side of me\nI'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired\nI know right now you don't care\nBut soon enough you're gonna think of me\nAnd how I used to be\n\nMe\n\nAnd talking to myself in public\nAnd dodging glances on the train\nAnd I know\nI know they've all been talking 'bout me\nI can hear them whisper\nAnd it makes me think there must be something wrong\n\nWith me\n\nOut of all the hours thinking\nSomehow\nI've lost my mind\n\nBut I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell\nI know right now you can't tell\nBut stay awhile and maybe then you'll see\nA different side of me\nI'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired\nI know right now you don't care\nBut soon enough you're gonna think of me\nAnd how I used to be\n\nI've been talkin' in my sleep\nPretty soon they'll come to get me\nThey'll be taking me away\n\nI'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell\nI know right now you can't tell\nBut stay awhile and maybe then you'll see\nA different side of me\nI'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired\nI know right now you don't care\nBut soon enough you're gonna think of me\n\nAnd how I used to be\n\nHey how I used to be\nHow I used to be...yeah and\nI'm just a little unwell\nHow I used to be\nHow I used to be\nI'm just a little unwell
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knock knock\nWho's there?\nboo.\nboo who?\naaahhh... dONT CRY.\n\nknock knock\nWho's there?\nYA\nYa who?\nNo. I'm in Google.\n\nknock knock\nWho's there?\nThe unpronuncible.\nThe unpronuncible who?\nfjsdbfcsjdtpmwaerc.\n\nKnock Knock\nWho's There?\nKook\nKook who?\nYou know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks\n\nKnock Knock\nWho's There?\nowl\nowl who?\nowl you know unless you open the door.
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This is rough:\nThat's it, it's gone, I'm torn in two\nI am the actress and the set at the same time\nI don't know where I"m going, where I'm going, I knew it\nI'm going nowhere at top speet\n\nThe exhaust of trucks the alienating sun\non the roof of the bancroft building in Montreal\nThe half-naked girls  I think of you often\nthe completely naked girls, that always pains me\n\nAnd so I stay there  The people seem happy to me\nIf you know how to suffer I would feel (?) better\nYou will receive my wrenching letter and wrench\nThe tears of my return from the punctured dog (female)\n\nVery rough, sorry.
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This should be it:\n\nFingers \n(Ahh, Ah,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha)\n(Yeah, Mhmm)\n(Mmm, Uhh)\n\nI�m alone now\nStaring at the sealing\n(Uh, Uh)\nI�m kina bored now\nI can�t sleep\n(I Can�t Sleep, Uh, Uh)\n\nAnd you only can make my life complete\n(Uh, Uh. Ah, IE)\nand when come you slip into a dream\n(Uh, Uh. Ah, IE)\n\nWhen it�s late at night and you�re fast a sleep\nI let my fingers do the walking\nI press record I become a fene\nWhile no one else is watching\nI let my fingers do the walking\n\n(Sth, Mmm)\n\nI�m staring (Sth)\nFor some attention\nI�m begging, pleading, bleeding\nFor a segestion\n(Uh, Uh, Uh)\n\nI bite my tongue because I wanna scream\n(Uh, Uh. Ah, IE)\nI�m almost there then you turn and look at me\n(Uh, Uh. Ah, IE)\n\nWhen it�s late at night and you�re fast a sleep\nI let my fingers do the walking\nI press record I become a fene\nWhile no one else is watching\n(I let my fingers do the walking)\n\nRewind and you will see\n(You will see)\nwhile in the morning I�m happy\n(I�m happy)\nRight there on the TV screen\n(On the TV)\n(MY FINGER, MY FINGER!)\n\n(Ahh, uh, Uh, Uh, uh)\nI�m restless\nYou need some caffeine\n(Ah, Ha, Ha, Ha)\nI'm wasted\nIf you could only see\n(only see)\n\n'cause I need more than you are gonna give\n(Uh, Uh. Ah, IE)\n\nWhen it�s late at night and you�re fast a sleep\nI let my fingers do the walking\n(AHHHHHH)!\nI press record I become a fene\nWhile no one else is watching\n(No, No, No No)\n\nWhen it�s late at night and you�re fast a sleep\nI let my fingers do the walking\n(My fingers do the walking)\nI press record I become a fene\nWhile no one else is watching\n(No one else is watching)\n(I let my fingers do the walking)\n\n(Ah, Ah, ah, ah, ah Uh, Uh, uh Huh)