I would like ONLY "Yo Momma" and "Blonde" jokes.
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A man is on trial for murder and he decides to bribe a juror to make sure he would get manslaughter.  So he tells a blonde juror, "I will pay you $10,000 if you can get me manslaughter."  She agrees and later the jury finds him guilty of manslaughter.  When he gets to the jail he uses his phone call to thank the blonde juror.  "No problem," she says.  "But it wasn't easy.  Everyone else wanted to find you innocent."
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Go to jokepictures.com.
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Isn't there enough butt screwing jokes to even it out.
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stupid there is not enough setup all it is is an introduction and a punch line. It could be funny in the right context but not just plainly stated.
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It is stupid and rather offensive to mamas!
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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
570260
please no more jokes they are so funny I'm laughing so hard my belly it's starting to hurt  please no moooore.i cant stop hahahahahahah.
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I'd start with the cripples and the retards.  Keep the blondes as slaves. And leave the illegals alone.
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Yo Mama Jokes [collected by Lamda]\n-----------------------------------------\n\n\nYo mama is so ugly:\n\n\nYo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."\n\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\n\nYo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower\n\nYo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.\n\nYo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck\n\nYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.\n\nYo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras\n\nYo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her\n\nYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.\n\nYo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"\n\nYo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.\n\nYo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.\n\nYo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.\n\nYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.\n\nYo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!\n\nYo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!\n\nYo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!\n\nYo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!\n\nYo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!\n\nYo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!\n\nYo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!\n\nYo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!\n\nYo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life\n\nYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!\n\nYo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!\n\nYo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!\n\nYo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints\n\nYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!\n\nYo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.\n\nYo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.\n\nYo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.\n\nYo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!\n\nYo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.\n\nYo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.\n\nYo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\n\n\n---x---\n\n\nYo mama is so stupid:\n\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes\n\nYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind\n\nYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!\n\nYo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nYo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!\n\nYo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refun
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thats pretty good BUT\nisnt it supusto be YO Momma!!\nLOL!
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I like the jokes... but I can only take about 15 minutes of people yelling at me.. calling me retarded or talk spanglish.. \n\nits funny.. in moderation\n\nChris Rock would be the funniest of those you mentioned
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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends \nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers \nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark \nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone \nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong \nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice \nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals \nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nYo momma's so dumb she failed a survey\nYo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs\nYo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store\nYo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm  \nYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes\nYo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius\nYo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles\nYo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 \nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list\nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE\nYo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box\nYo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard\nYo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer\nYo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front \nYo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail\nYo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is\nYo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side\nYo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned\nYo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino\nYo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl\nYo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail\nYo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since\nYo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record\nYo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it\nYo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder\nYo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice\nYo momma's so d
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Yeah, but if they cant take a joke f*** them!
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Funny, but not funny. If you know what I mean.
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Here you go baby, can I have my points now??? \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." \n\nYo momma so stupid she stole free bread. \n\nYo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. \n\nYo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. \n\nYo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. \n\nYo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" \n\nYo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. \n\nYo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." \n\nYo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \n\nYo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. \n\nYo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." \n\nYo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. \n\nYo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. \n\nYo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. \n\nYo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. \n\nYo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . \n\nYo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
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Yo momma is so stupid, the bitch went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.\n\nYo momma is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.\n\nYo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of gas.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, the bitch bought a glass door with a peep hole.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, they had to tie pork chops around her neck when she was little so that way the dog could play with her.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, that when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, that she got fired from a blowjob.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a urine test.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that when I have sex with her, I have to slap her on the knee and ride the wave in.\n\nYo momm is so nasty, she was fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinkin on the job.\n\nHope these are what you are looking for.  Good Luck.
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Ask yo mama !!! lol !!!