"I swear to ______________________________________"\n"So help me ______________________________________"
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The affirmation goes "I do solemnly affirm that the testimony I shall give in the cause now in hearing will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, this I do under the pains and penalties of perjury."
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a two minute questionaire on the internet.\n\npoof - then ur ordained.\n\ncool, huh?????
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CURSE YOU!!! i fell into your cunning trap\nyou have made a fool of me ... but never again! this i vow! upon my mothers soul!\n\nok a little overboard i agree, but i am so frustrated that i fell for this old trick!
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This is a hot topic today, considering the secularist attacks on some of our (U.S.) society's traditional practices...\n\nHowever, I believe most courts will allow you to swear in "...under penalty of perjury" as opposed to "...so help you God."
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Check this out:\n\nhttp://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/7/messages/381.html
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If you abide in me,and my words abide in you,you shall ask whatever you will:and it shall be done unto you.\nJohn 15:7
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I will keep this prayer tonight during my quite time.\n\n\n\nGod bless and amen...
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.\n\nLearn it, live it.\n\nMatthew 7 :12
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"Spirits of the Fire,\nCome to us,\nWe will kindle the Fire.\nSpirits of the Fire,\nCome to us,\nWe will kindle the Fire.\nWe will kindle the Fire,\nan Dance the Magick Circle Round.\nWe will kindle the Fire,\nWe will kindle the Fire."\n\nThis is actually a Wiccan Fire Chant,\nand is not meant to be used without fulfilling the words.\nThus, please only use this if you intend to Cast a Magick or Ritual Circle or if you at least plan to Dance around the Fire a bit and give an offering to the invited Fire Spirits (nearly any food-stuffs set ablaze are \nconsidered appropriate).\nPlease use it reverently, or do not use it at all.\nMany Blessings,\n             Lady Ament
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To me He spoke: Hold fast to Me,\nI am thy Rock and Castle;\nThy Ransom I Myself will be,\nFor thee I strive and wrestle;\nFor I am with thee, I am thine,\nAnd evermore thou shalt be Mine;\nThe Foe shall not divide us.
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Dear Obsessed:  What you said, is fine.  I think if I were going to do an offering prayer, I might say something like this:\n\n"Father, through your divine Holy Spirit Who exists in the souls of each and everyone of us, I offer these partnership monies for Him to use where He knows it is best needed.  Because the Holy Spirit exists within us and knows each of us as Himself, I ask Him to bring these funds to where it will be used for the most good and its highest use.  Holy Spirit, You know who and You know where. . .into your hands I place this offering.  Amen.\n\nBest regards, Lana
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&#92;/_1\nSee!Use ur right hand and do the sign!It looks like V.1!
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Oh dear....now I feel guilty.....\n\nI'm glad you said you wouldn't be offended.\n\nWhen my son was little, I didn't want him to learn swear words. I can be a bit volatile, and have been known to let slip the odd s-h-i-t and other naughties.\n\nSo I decided to train myself not to swear....but I couldn't stop it altogether.....so I used to say "Oh BASINGSTOKE!!!!"\n\nIt worked like a charm. He is 18 now and he has still been known to say it!!!\n\nI'm sure your home town is a very nice place. You can have a go at me if you like. I live in South East London (very slummy)
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Apology accepted.\n\nI commend you.\n\nNext time you get upset at hearing that you are going to hell,\n\nGet mad at God, and talk to Him about it.\n\nWe are just repeating what God told us, and we just happen to believe Him!!!
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say this prayer:\n\nGod, I have sinned.\nI am in need of Your salvation.\nHelp me, Lord. I repent from all my sin.\nJesus Christ come into my life and renew my life.\nI believe in You, Son of God.\nWho have died on the cross for all of my sin.\n\nI surrender my life to you,\nin Jesus name,\n\n\nAmen.\n\nBelieve with all your heart that your sin has been forgiven.\nYou are now a new creation in Christ.\n\n\nEdify your faith by going to a bible based church.\nMay God be with you in your guidance to know the truth of Christ.
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Well it spoke to me today. I was standing in the hall way and my mom was doing laundry and a voice litarly a voice said to go help her. Thats what I did, I offered to help her! Funny thing is, that very day I had asked God to guide me to His kingdom.
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So I said to the guy, "Here's what you have to do." \n\nAnd he responded, "What! Just tell me!?" \n\n"You have to start a new paragraph each time a different person speaks," I said. "Start each thing a person says with quotation marks, and end it with proper punctuation." \n\n"What's proper punctuation in this case?" he asked. \n\n"Well," said I, "it's a period or question mark at the end of a quotation if the sentence ends with the quotation or a comma if the sentence continues with more text." \n\n"Follow these rules," she bragged, "and use my writing as an example. I have been writing professionally for 20 years and guarantee that this is all accurate."