put on a wig, a beard and a moustache.........and crawl away from my house....!!!\nWill anyone recognize me or will it be too perfect ??
215529
if it is perfectly done....nobody will recognize you
51131
I look just like GW Bush. Whata you think???
616912
It looks very professional but I'd take the picture of you off the homepage. Not that you're not a cutie LOL but you look very young and potential customers might question your experience. I'm a young professional as well and it's happened to me. Good luck to you!!
387917
lol... I just saw Dr. House, and dammit, he is hot!! I love the shaggy look... It adds a certain "factor"... lol!
397958
Guess wat?!! I had da most scariest costume on for Halloween. A Paris Hilton costume. Sounds scary, doesn't it?!! Got the whole community running when they saw me. Ah, ah!! \nWat abt u?
106457
no sorry i can't help you with that, but he's real hott!! he looks kinda like my ex-boyfriend (without hair)
666863
please u are too handsome just as you are now from the pic i saw. dont bother shavinf or tatooing. You look amazing i assure u. sincerely
356757
uhhhh, you kind of look like a crack head. you look like the type of person one needs to approach with caution. you don't scare me, i can take you. you need to look more lady-like like me. we could sell tickets if we mud wrestled!
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Wow slee z , if the answers you've gotten so far are any indication of your finding a pretty girl in Utah then it sounds like you're pretty much going to be screwed....or maybe I should say not screwed ........\n\nanyway......I saw your new 360 page pic with the blue hair gone. You no longer look like a complete idiot.....maybe just a partial idiot. Just kidding, you look good.  \n\nBest of luck in Utah.
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That's great.... I mean it's bad... The thing is you look exactely like my immaginary dead husband.... So, here goes nothing.... My DEAR slightly unstable bald troll.... will you grant me the honour.... nope, too pompous..... do you think we could.... nope, too mushy..... Will you marry me? We'll have lots of little unstable bald trolls runing all over the place....  So what do you say? Will ya?.... I loved u from the first moment I read you description ! You're everything I've ever wanted........ I want u.... BADLY !!!!!!
352314
what are you 12 cuz i meen it has to be real on account of we always find cut up axed up people in a dark room in front of a mirror lol. ive done it a tun i came out alright lol.
669883
well.. ive actually done this before.. and i can tell you in detail how to go about it... first u need to pull out some of your teeth... and hair folicles... then dig up a corpse that looks like u.. pull its teeth out.. replace with a few of yours.. torch the body and itll be found.. next..u need to disapear.. move... get rid of all your credit cards and all... ... get a new social..i can help u with that.. message me privately... ... then .. thats pretty much it..
178809
According to your picture, it's because you look like the devil...............knock it off.
305233
play david banner....i just wanna shave his beard off. ♫ ♠ ♦ ♣ ♥
295978
Let's hope not....that was probably the dumbest looking hairstyle ever...what's worse is he stole the style from "Eraserhead"
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hmmm...shining armor?I can't suggest a good one.. coz i don't know who you are..but i think i can if I know you.:)
48112
Sherbear...shut up!...get out of my mind!  Bald head, goatee, wash board abs and a loin cloth.  :::drool:::