Rainy night and there is:\n\nA)   Your friend who saved your life\nB)   Your potential soulmate \nC)   An old lady dying and needs to get to the hospital. \n\nYou have the car and only ONE person gets to be a passenger. What do you do?\n\nNote: You can NOT put a person in the trunk! No telephones, cell-phones or pagers!
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ask your friend 2 take the dying lady and stay with ur potential soulmate
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One time I was driving to the store to buy some groceries and I was in a really REALLY bad mood. When I was walking into the store, an ederly woman was coming in  RIGHT behind me. And of course, i was grouchy so I didn't even hold the door for her, and she had trouble getting in. So then I went to the produce got some apples, etc. And then I started to feel really bad about what I did to the lady. But I just continued to walk through store like a total.... well you know which word.... I went to the "self check-out" line and guess who was behind me.... The lady who I shut the door on. \n\nAfter I checked out my items, I waited outside for the elderly woman to get done with her groceries. As she came outside, I approached her and said " Excuse me ma'am, can I help you to your car?" The lady said yes so I proceeded to her car. As I loaded the groceries into her trunk, I saw tears rolling down the ladies cheeks. I immediately thought Oh shoot what have done to this poor lady. The lady then said "Oh sorry, it's just that my husband just died last week and it makes me so happy to have someone help me out."\nI then realized how much a I had made that ladies day.\n\nAs I was driving home, I thought that it doesn't hurt to just do one simple thing for someone, because even if it means nothing to you, it can mean the world to that person."
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I was a missionary a few years back and certain people had cars while others did not.  If you're preaching the gospel in an area that has a car, then you're welcome to use it when the weather is bad.  If not (and you're only on bikes), then you should probably dress accordingly as you're going to be subjected to the elements of nature.  Either that, or find someone who can give you a ride (preferably someone you already know...hitchiking isn't safe).
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.\n\nAfter they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."\n\nFlattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!"\n\nThe woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man.\n\nThe man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.\n\nThe woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.\n\nThe man asks, "Aren't you having any?"\n\nThe woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."\n\nMoral of the story:\nWomen are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Quote: "he was splitting between the parked cars and the cars waiting for the light"\n\nThere's his 50%\n\nIf he had been following the rules of the road and got hit by a car door, he wouldn't have been partially liable.\n\nThey both did something wrong and ended up splitting the liability
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1. People driving while talking on their cell.\n2. Rude people (dirty looks, no thank yous...etc)\n3. People who stand in the way. They can move to the side!!
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what question you can not say yes or no to?\n\n\nAnswer: Are you dead yet
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i will give my car for my old friend ;)..to get the old lady to hospital ,then my old friend go to his work without any late. \n\nand for me i will stay at bus stop to be with my girl of my dreams ;)))
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someone pulls in front of me in traffic which causes me to slow down and get stopped at the next light............also when telemarketers call and ask "may i speak to the woman of the house", no woman lives here............and when the checkout girl.guy at the supermarket goes sooooooo slow.........need to relax don't I, damm
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=the person close to you is having a very hard time right now.  They are grieving.  See the link below in order to better understand and be a true friend.
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1)  You are a sinner.\n2)  You are going to hell.\n3)  I will save you a seat.
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You leave your house with a loaded gun...  You are on your way to kill Bob.  On your way there, you accidentally hit a pedestrian and kill him... As it turns out, It was Bob!\n\nMurder?\n\nPremeditation?\nIntent?\n\nYou were intending on killing him, and he is now dead at your hand!
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1. to enter\n2. clean\n3. fixed\n4. talk\n5. to go\n6. We did not have enough money so we gave up buying a new car.\n7. I saw it from a distance and the picture looked real.\n8. They discussed the problem the whole week but they couldn't find a solution.
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Who's still out where? And who's computer are you on if you have nothing and are on the streets?\n\n1. Call the police\n2. Call your insurance
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great oldie\n\nIt is a great day to be alive!!\n\nGood Luck and God Bless!!
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1: fine, before I thought i would. but OK\n2: Not raining, it is windy around here\n3: YES. At home with my 8 months old baby. Is like having a full time with over time together.hahaha!!!....\n4: I think is going to be great.\n5: no paycheck............I wish!!!!!\n6: I want and need a new dress, urgently\n7: Tomorrow is my birthday, so I hope to have some fun tonight. Who knows........
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Nick: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees... \nFetcher: ?and kiss your bum goodbye! \n\nRocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You wanna get every chicken in this place out of here *at the same time*? \nGinger: Of course. \nRocky: You're certifiable! You can't pull off a stunt like that. That's suicide. \nGinger: Where there's a will, there's a way. \nRocky: Couldn't agree more. And I *will* be leaving *that* way.