Okay ladies. I was just wondering, What is the most vindictive, vengeful thing that you have done to get a man back. It can be mental or physical. As always will vote a best answer. Men this is not for you. Before anyone says it. I have a man, just a debate between me and my best friend. Mine was that I put hot pepper in his underwear. I am not talking about felonies, just funny or things that made you feel so much better.
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When your giving him the best sex he has had in his life you quietly wispher out his best friends name in between moaning!
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This is so funny! So refreshing to hear of another hubby with a sense of humor. Did it work? \n\nThank your lucky stars you don't have me! I was upset at my hubby years ago when he wanted me to rub his back with Icy Hot. I lovingly did that for him even though I was mad at him at the time right before bedtime. We went to bed and I spooned behind him gently and lovingly cupping his "jewels" in my hand as I always had. The only difference was that I hadn't washed my hands. I know I'll probably get raked over the coals from you guys out there but it WAS funny. He was "dancing in the sheets". Get it? He forgave me though as I did him for what he'd done.
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Yes, the night we separated.  My ex-wife stabbed me with a knife and was arrested.  I left and filed for divorce the next day.  Our marriage was horrible.
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WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday 29th April 2006.\n\nSaw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.\n\n\nThe bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.\n\n\nHe dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. \nAfter about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later\nhe did, and I was surprised when we made love.\n\n\nHe still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else... I cried myself to sleep..............\n\n........\n\n.......\n\n\n\n \n\n \n\n MAN'S DIARY: Saturday 29th April 2006.\n\nRooney's probably out of the World Cup, there go our chances then, gutted! Got a shag though
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My best friend screwed me in the worst way ever. He tried to have me arrested on false charges.\n\nI just walked away from him, I know the worst thing I can do to him is not to tell him what he did, and why it is wrong, he will be an as-hle for the rest of his life and he will screw himself.\n\nI haven't seen him since then, I will not see him in the future. He was a friend until he demonstrated his kind.
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Kudos to you for realizing that that boy (note, he's not a man) was an idiot.  Anyone who would put you second to someone else, disrespect you, and hurt you is not worth anyone's time let alone your time.  Every woman deserves respect and every woman should demand respect.  I reccommend hanging out with any close female friends you might have.  Rent movies, eat your favorite foods, have  good time being with people who are worthy of being in your company.  Finally, take up something you've always wanted to do, be it a sport, yoga, knitting, scrapbooking, rapping, dancing, cooking, the list could go on and on.  Be adventurous, concentrate on yourself, and congratulate your reflection in the mirror every morning for dumping that immature sack of baggage that you now no longer have to be burdened with. (If he was able to make fun of the woman he was supposed to care for, what else was he doing?)
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'Chaps' cologne for men stinks like crazy!\nI had to stop dating a man once cause I felt\nlike I was smothering to death!
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I have a girlfriend whose ex-husband is addicted to porn.  She'd find his movies/mags between the mattresses when she changed the bed, or tucked away in his drawers when putting away laundry.  Even in the glove compartment of their family car.  She talked to him, ragged at him, but nothing would stop him.  Finally, she devised a plan.  She went to a porn shop, and bought about 100 bucks worth of stud movies and toys for HER.  She tucked Her mag between the mattress, and put her toys in the night stand drawer.  Put a few movies in the bathroom drawer.  All hidden, but easy to find by him.  WELL...he did find them, and just about came unglued.  He accused her of being unfaithful, and unsatisfied in their relationship.  He tore through the house looking for her stuff and then lite a fire and burned it.  While the fire was raging, she grabbed a bag she had stored some of his porn in and threw it in.  He got 2nd and 3rd degree burns from trying to save his crap.  While He was at the hospital.  She packed her bags and moved out. True story.  After she got counseling, she learned that 70% of men who used porn alone, disapproved of their wife's/mate watching porn alone.  It's an illness.  He won't change unless he gets help.  Sadly, he'll always have the urge.
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It was so hard for me to allow a male to get close to me, my father to give me fatherly hugs, my brothers to give me brotherly nudges.  And then when it came to relationships with guys, I always shut down.  I had a lot of anger for the guy that raped me.  He was a friend of the family, my parent's best friend's son.  I had to pray and give my anger and fear to God.  I couldn't take it anymore.  I felt like I was suffocating!  I hated myself and I hated him more.  After finding someone who understood and did not force ANYTHING and allowed me to set the pace.  It sounds like you may have a guy like I met.  Take your time.  It's ok to take it slow.  It looks like your new friend has the patience to wait for you.  I agree with Kyle above...you take control until you feel comfortable.  Each time won't always be perfect, but eventually it will get better.  Also, in the mean time, counseling always helps!!
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When I was in college I lived with this girl who was also my coworker at an adult bookstore.  She wasn't very popular with the guys, but I never thought anything of it.  At the time I had just gotten involved in a LTR with a guy who was in some of my elective classes.  Well, needless to say, one thing lead to another and the next thing you know, he and I had embarked on a physical relationship.  This, isn't that big of a deal, right?  I didn't think so.  She was incredibly jealous of our relationship, however, because (as I later found out) she had been trying to lure him into her bed for several semesters, to no avail.  I remember she would make snide comments once she had discovered he'd been staying the night with me.  I didn't understand her anger.  Then one time when he and I were doing what new couples who are enjoying each other do, I heard this moaning in the very next room.  Her room.  She had left the door open and was purposely making the noises of woman in the throes of ecstasy, while letting both of us know that she was taking FULL ADVANTAGE of her employee discount at the adult bookstore.  It was really embarassing.  Somehow, even though I think she was attempting to make fun of me, I was really embarassed for her.  To this day, I don't understand why she acted that way.  Anyway, I moved out, soon after this incident and while I was on my way out, I accidentally-on-purpose threw her favorite pet goldfish in her bed in the tradition of that movie The Godfather.  Shucks, it was the least I could do.  Hehe.
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Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
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My ex bf who i thought was now my best friend, is scum. and lying to me, who now has a gf who has a child and he forgot to mention this to me, and i had to hear it from a guy on the internet. \n\nnot everything you learn each day is good.
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Let her know that it was probably something that just slipped out. Everyone makes mistakes, I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt you.  Men just put the foot in their mouth sometimes.
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As long as you still have the marks, make a police report! This man (for lack of a better word) is trying to control you, and sounds like he has succeeded up to this point! Don't be afraid of him, because you can be protected!! You don't have to put up with abuse from anyone! If he's into crack and has another woman, you should just hold your head high, and walk away from a bad situation. It'll only get worse if you let it! When you make your police report, you can also request a restraining order. In my town, you'd be directed to contact Victims Assistance, and they will have the restraining order for you as quickly as tomorrow! Don't let him get away with anything! He needs to be locked up! Good luck to you! :)
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my ex husband was a compulsive gambler and we were struggling to pay the mortgage and there was a racing festival on ...he of course gambled everyday and lost despite my pleas for him not to...then one day he picked me up from work...grinning and i knew he'd had another bet even tho he had promised he wouldnt and that he'd won...he had and after me saying that i was disappointed that he had had another bet...he shoved 350 pounds that he had won in my face...i was so mad that i grabbed it from him opened the window and threw it out...i have never seen a man move so fast,lol...he got most of it back but it was great...also once i filled his work trouser pockets with cold leftover dinner,lol...eventually though i got the ultimate revenge ...i divorced him ;0)
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I am not sure if it was a new one but it was a good one. The new partner, whatever his name is started dating a paralegal there in the office and she kept saying vagina to him. Like, "okay, dinner sounds great and then we can go back to my place and you can see my vagina". He thought this was weird and told her he couldn't see her anymore. Well, he was so hot for her that he changed his mind and she told him quietly in the inner-office that she wanted hin to say the word and he wouldn't so she said never mind and walked away. He was so sexually frustrated that he shouted out in the office in front of the other partners, "Vagina"!\nThat was only part of it but I have to go...sorry
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHA....Oops sorry, I am just wiping the tear from my eyes from laughing so hard.  You are with a nicer guy than the loser you were with before!  Don't let go of a good thing--this new one adores you.  Now excuse me while I go back to laughing...BBBWWAHAHHHAHAHAA!!!!!