FOR MR. OLYMPIA CONTEST
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Colemon.  He's won more times and has much better definition.
485150
make sure you use facials. judges will get you every time with "don't look so mean". no matter how well you have a routine down, think about what comes next when you actually go to perfom it at competition because your nerves may get the best of you and make your mind go blank. dont compare yourselves with the other squads- focus on what you're there to do.
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well, if you look good...... then i'm game!!!!!
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This is hilarious!  So, this woman I know <snicker> heard about your posting, and she fits all of your qualifications.  She asked me to send this back on her behalf:\n\nYou must:\n\n-Have perfectly groomed, soft, thick hair, never going more than two weeks without a haircut, and never going bald, even at the temples.  No, you may not use Rogaine or get hair plugs.\n\n-Remain perfectly groomed facially, with no five o'clock shadow EVER.  No moustache, no goatee (unless on a whim I want you to grow one so I can see what it looks like, and then shave it immediately when I become sick of it).\n\n-Have a gorgeous face, such that you could model, but not be metrosexual in the least.  No plucking your eyebrows!\n\n-Be at least 6 feet tall and no more than 6'5"\n\n-Weigh no more than 190 pounds and no less than 170, with a perfect 6-pack stomach, a nice ass, and developed calves.\n\n-Have straight white teeth\n\n-Shave your balls and trim the hair around your genitals to no more than 1/4"\n\n-Have at least a 7" penis (limp).  Girth isn't as important, because I am tight as a gnat's ass.\n\n-Be at least 20 and no older than 28\n\n-Never be in my presence unless you smell good\n\n-Never eat onions or garlic and drink lots of pineapple juice (I always swallow if the man is worthy, and can take up to 8 inches down to the balls).\n\n-Have your own apartment or house\n\n-Never fart or burp, and never take a dump when I am at your house.\n\n-Never have bad breath.\n\n-Never do drugs, never smoke, and never be drunk in my presence.\n\n-Never gamble\n\n-Obtain or be working on an advanced degree\n\n-Pay all your bills on time\n\n-Have an excellent credit rating, and the potential to make a great deal of money.  Never borrow money from me.\n\n-Have a nice car (late model, with a great stereo system)\n\n-Not be an a**hole, selfish, controlling, jealous, loud, rude, or otherwise obnoxious\n\n-Be able to hold a decent conversation on topics that interest me, and be clever enough to make me laugh regularly.\n\n-Be able to dance\n\n-Eat pu$$y as often and for as long as I want, sometimes even if that's all I want.\n\n-Hug me and kiss me, massage me and rub my feet, do my toenails for me, with no expectation that any of this will lead to sex.\n\n-Never suffer from erectile dysfunction\n\n-Never cum until I have at least once\n\n-Have a deep, sexy voice\n\n-Take me to dinner at nice restaurants at least once a week\n\n-Take me shopping with your credit card once in a while, letting me spend up to $500.00\n\n-Never, ever cheat or compare me to other women\n\n-Not expect me to cook for you unless I want to.\n\n-Clean your own damn house\n\n-Never expect me to do your laundry, but if I choose to as a favor, reward me with flowers and a few mind-blowing orgasms\n\n-Accept me for who I am\n\n-Not play games.\n\nIf you can fulfill these expectations, let me know, and you may be allowed to contact her.\n\n:-)\n\n**Edit--Well, you know how it is.  If you can't fulfill all areas, it's the same as not fulfilling any of them.  Good luck!
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free weights, protein shakes.
503084
I also do and teach gymnastics. What do you need pictures of? Let me know and i'll find some for you. My e-mail is usagymnast_perfect10@yahoo.com so you can let me know!
502937
Looks nice. BTW You are hot, your man is lucky!
658451
style of facial hair.
227202
maybe at olympia sports or decathalon?
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Get him a bakra mask! hahahaha\nyou are too inspired by MTV
677000
You have to be a little more specific in the type of contest.
101408
here is a link to the person who the product is named after http://www.musclenet.com/weiderbodybuildingsystem.htm
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Hold a biggest loser contest with friends, neighbors and family, etc.  They submit a $25 entry fee.  The entry fee will go to help out your friend.  Then they will compete with each other to see who loses the largest percentage of body weight in 1-2 month period.  Ask some local businesses to donate small amounts to act as a prize.  The larger the number of participants, the more easily it will be to collect prizes.  Go to health related stores that would benefit from the contest by getting new customers from the promo.
265049
cars!!\nand a nice bikini contest
336760
they have contests for this?
612928
make him jealus, mention some of the attractive bodies at the gym and compare him to them.  Jealusy motivates the hell out of me