I need to know a way to get weed out of my system so that i can pass a drug test.
210057
Drink a lot of water.  Don't smoke a week before your drug test.  Most head shops sell a detox formula to take.  Be careful though... some companies test for excess water and  for this drug.
181319
No, it doesn't work. The best way to get pot out of your urine, is to stop smoking pot! And I'd say the real question is: would YOU risk YOUR freedom on it?
338316
I've got really bad news for you.  The most common test these days is to take a hair sample.  There's nothing you can do to clean that up except lay off the drugs.
604746
Wot this question again?\n\nIn one month it'll be gone form your system.\nFailing that try the below web address look under Drug testing.
445972
The ecstacy and weed flushed out of your system months ago; you can get a saliva drug test with no worries. :)
283769
You just need to lay off the wacky weed. if I can spend a week in Jamaica, doobies all around me, and not take a drag because I knew I was getting drug tested on Monday, surely you can stop too.\nNo high is worth perforating your esophagus, stomach or intestines by drinking any dilution of bleach.\nYou are stuck with the consequences.
290378
First thing to remember is that it takes, naturally, 30-45 days to clear your system. \n\nThere are products on the market that you take a few hours prior to the test, these are basically a diuretic, they make you pee so much that when you finally take the test hours later, there is no THC (the drug that they test for) in your system at that time. This is only good for 1 test, as a few hours later the THC count will be up again as it is flushed out of your blood and into your urine, so timing is everything.\n\nIf its a blood test or a chemical analysis of your hair, then you have a problem! If the hair one you can always shave off all your hair just before the exam so they can not get at it! But would not suggest draining your blood!\n\nhttp://maxpages.com/daniss\n\nThis website sells goods that will 'supposedly' help. Have never used them, but if you have no other option it has to be worth a shot! For piece of mind you also might want to buy a drug test from someone like\n\nhttp://www.drugteststrips.com/\n\nUse the detox kit, then do your own drug test to see if it works, if it does not, and shows the drug in your system, then at least you know you are going to fail so you can spare yourself the embarressemnt and just not turn up for the test! \n\nFor other companies that supply the drug tests, just type in the search \n\nDRUG TEST \n\ninto goggle and it will give you lots of different suppliers of both testing and detoxing kits.
503026
really you should get clean however, depending on how long you got you may have to do several things. have someone urinate and stick it up your--- to keep the body temp or girl the other area. if time drink one gallon of h2o and a whole jar of cranberry juice and the h2o the following day. the 3rd day you will be straight. but no THC in these 3 days. also they have the health store its about $30 follow directions because one can tell if you drank to much h2o. if you smoke 3-4X's a week id do the first or the two bottom ones.
362556
Drinking alot cranberry juice and alot water to clean out your system. Wal Mart sell drug test you can take at home to make sure you clean before you go to the real drug test.
370942
you need to smoke pot
367900
I've never heard of Surgel...it must be some gimmick that says it will clean your system from drugs.  It's a lie.  There is NOTHING that will get drugs out of your system.  And weed stays in longer than any other drug.  10-14 days for a urine test and 3-6 months for a hair follicle test.
552676
lets pray that the weed has already been wiped out of your system. anyway, it has been 3 months. you have to think positive and try to relax. it will not do you any good if you become tense. think that there are still a lot of companies where you can apply.
420699
Testing for weed\nhttp://www.marijuana.org/BeatDrugTesting.htm
298135
it depends how ood the weed is and how much youn smoked,and if you were smogging in a small car or something. anyway put in some visene,wash your hands,frebreeze your clothes, spraying cologne just makes you smell like pot and cologne. good luck my fellow toker
108499
you can get the tests at your local drug store, and probably at a larger supermarket or something.  If you only took a few hits, and you have never done it before- you should have no problems passing the test since it is more than a month later.  On occassion it can stay in your system for 6 months- but rarely does it stay more than 45 days unless you are a regular user.\n\n30 days is usually plenty of time for it to be out of your urine, but if they do a hair test - they can detect it much longer.  The hair test is usually too expensive for most places to use it, but the state might be one who does.  Dont smoke that stuff and you wont have to worry about it.  As far as a few hits a few days ago- I think you are safe.\n\nDONT use those kits or teas to flush it out of your system, because they can test for those too-and chances are you will be fine without "golden seal" and all that junk.  Just drink lots of water every day.  A job for the state is one you dont wanna blow, so water water water- none of those cover up things because if they find that stuff they will know you are trying to hide something.\n\nIf you have only had a few hits- and thats all (honestly) you will be fine- because even if they detect the full amount of THC that you got from a few hits- it wont be enough to keep you from getting the job- because very small amounts of THC will not be distinguishable from other common ingestants.  It takes a certain amount for them to discern if it is THC for sure or not.\n\nEven though pot is something they test for- if they find just a trace of it, they wont fault you for it- what they are looking for mostly is cocaine and other more serious things.BUT JUST SAY NO- it isnt worth the risks.
588390
Vinegar is a natural diuretic, I don't know how this could clear THC out of your system. I had a friend who drank Certo Fruit Pectin. She drank some on Monday morning after she had smoked over the weekend, and she wound up having to test that day. She passed the test. I don't know how long the effect lasts. I think that it coats the digestive system, so it prevents anything from getting into the urine. Drink alot of water to help flush your system\n\nThe problem is that THC is stored in the fat cells of the body. If you are burning fat cells, then it will be more prevalent in your system. Alot of "Cleansers" are very high in carbohydrates to keep you from burning fat cells right before your test.\n\nI would try drinking as much water as I could handle. At least 8 8oz glasses a day, more if you can. Then on the day of your test drink the Pectin in the morning before you go out, and lots of things high in carbs until after your test. There are no guarantees.  Good luck!!
566380
The chemical in marijuana, THC, is absorbed by fatty tissues in various organs. Traces of THC can be detected by standard urine and blood tests for about 2 days up to 11 weeks depending on the persons metabolism, how much they smoked and how long they smoked. THC can be detected for the life of the hair. Again, the sensitivity of the test ranges from person from to person depending on many factors including the amount of body fat, differences in metabolism, and how long and how much they smoked.