There was this gay guy who had a party in Laredo, my friend was going out with his sister. Some guys crashed in the party they were like 15 and started messing around in there. The gay guy walked to them next to the pool which of course it was last december (very very cold!) and started telling them off. They beat the hell out of him and pushed him inside the freezing water. I watched everything and started laughing really hard. Her sister got mad but I didn't care. When he got out he had two black eye's bloody nose and busted lip. My friends came up to me and asked me what had happened and I told them that he thought that he was rambo!lol. I guess he found out that rambo...was only a movie!!!
200091
That's 30 seconds of my life I can never get back, at least I got 2 points.
110064
I went to gay bar in D.C. once, many years ago, and quite by accident, with a friend. I did not know until that moment he played for the other team.\nOnce inside, I went the bar and ordered a drink, that's when I noticed there were none of the fairer sex around.\nI looked up at the monitor, expecting to see sports scores or something else.\nAt that exact moment, there was a "moon landing" taking place, and yes THIS one appeared to be real, Full glory touchdown and all....\nI puked all over the bar, and ran.\nHe remained behind, looking for his own moonshot........
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I actually went into the bathroom to try this one out. Unfortunately my dwarf brother was taking a bath in the sink. I think today he must be "Grumpy" cos when I pulled the plug out to see where the water he went, he punched me in the eye with his tiny fist. As a result i am temporarily blinded and wont be able to answer your question cos I'm off to casualty to get some eye juice replacements.\n\nMy bro says hi..little bastard!
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I have told friends personal info over the years.  Nothing like "I was rapped as a small boy" type things.  More along the lines of "wow your mom is banging dude!"  They took it pretty well, and after a few days the swelling on my face went down, so everyone was happy :)  Hope that helped you.  But if you are looking into something like "I'm gay" just go ahead and tell them.  What's the worst that can happen?  He won't like you anymore?  Well, if he is a homophobic and you are gay, well them he wasn't a good friend anyway and you are better off without him.  Have I helped yet?  I hope so.
196086
ok, here goes. so me and some friends goto a bar and stay till closing at 2am. then we head to a house party on the beach with some marines. we drank with them some more, then decided to go skinny dippping, but were afraid to since it was dark and we thought there might be sharks.\nwe wait till the sun starts coming up at 7am. the guys take off with our clothes and leave me and my friend with 1 towel, which we are trying to share to cover up while gettin back to the house. they grab the towel, i let go, but my friend didn't, and got dragged though the bushes! we had to run across the street butt naked at almost 8 in the morning! she was getting a piggy back ride from another naked drunk guy, who drops her on her head in the middle of the road. so there she is on her back, legs in the air, spread eagle. at first we were worried until she burst out laughing! then we all got home and put like 4 people in one little apartment shower! one of the best times i have ever had!
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My brother called our friend who was on probation posing as a probation officer named, "Charlie Brown".  He asked her if she had served her community hours.  She said yes, I served them at the fire department, I cleaned and did some odd work.  My brother told her are you sure?  Because I spoke with "Beetle Bailey", and he told me you didn't go.  You could hear it in her voice she was getting kind of scared. My brother asked her, did you use the tiny bubbles to clean the toilet? No, I used what they had. Well, he says, I'll call "Beetle Bailey" back and see if he made a mistake. I hope your not giving me a bucnh of--WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! (he made the sound of charlie brown's mom).  She said, I'm not.   my brother could not go any further and started to laugh.  My friend was very angry,  but she got over it, when she pulled a prank on him...revenge.
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there are unfortunately some very sad people out there. by the way it was probably a guy as only a repressed homosexual guy would call himself "lick ball" and use racist language.
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Haha, no i haven't. My buddy lost a bet with his GF and had to wear her thong to work. He got caught lol. His older brother found out and was pissed all to hell. That was some funny sh*t though.
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I know mine was when I was a traffic warden last Summer and a van was parked in a bus stop blocking it.  I was giving it a ticket when a big fat man ran across the road, jumped in and started to drive off while calling me a whore.  I rolled the ticket up and threw it in through the open window - hitting him on the head with it.  When he threatened to report me I told him to do it - it would prove that at least he had got the ticket !!!  That exceeded his expectations - he NEVER expected me to do that !!!  Does that help :-).  Good luck with the job xxxxx
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OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!\nthis was awesome man... hahaha...way beyond funny...\n\ngets in my book of HILARIOUS... lol..keep it up man...\ntotally brought the house down man...
83542
Yeah, I remember, but wished I didn't. The guy ended up being a total sleaze bucket. \n*What happened?...shhh...I'm trying to forget, remember? lol*
39486
I was drunk and so was my roomate.  He tossed an almost empty beer can at me and it spilled on me.  I am 2/3 his size.  I fired the can back at him and it smashed him in the face, sending his glasses across the room.  While he looked for them I just sat there and watched TV.  In my mind we were even, I was drunk.  He came over and punched me in the leg and not a second later my fist hit him in his face.  He picked me up above his head so I grabbed his throat with my hand.  Then we moved on.  It was a good one!  True story.
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LMAO  awesome!!!!!\n\nlet me share one with you:\n\nA guy walked up to a girl that was sunbathing at the beach.  He asked her if for $100.00 she would let him touch her breasts.  Her reply was a swift no!!  Then the guy offered $200.00.  Once again the girl felt offended and said no!!  The guy was persistant and offered $300.00!!!!  The girl stood her ground and replied NO!  This kept on going until the guy offered her $800.00.  She paused for a while and thought to herself "what the heck, $800.00 for touching my breast isn't all that bad!!"  So she agreed!\n\nThe guy started touching and as he put his hands on the first breast he exclaimed: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD".  Then he grabbed the other one and continued... "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, OOOOOHH MYYYY GOD"  Just then the girl asked, excuse me sir, but why do you keep on saying OH MY GOD?  Then the guy replied, OH MY GOD ... WHERE AM I GONNA GET $800.00 FROM?????
301883
Getting caught having sex! My husband and I were in his truck and we got caught by a police man. And when he shone his flashlight on us, my husband said "My flashlights brighter than yours". I could have killed him, I know I punched him in the thigh. But the combination of those two things embarrassed me more than anything else ever have. We didn't get in any trouble, because I was nice to the guy. I guess it didn't hurt that my husband is still on active duty with the Marines.
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We had just stood in formation for 45 minutes during a ceremony to name a permanent regimental commander and command sergeant major.  I had a lot of water before the formation and I really had to go.  \n\nAfter we were dismissed my buddy and I went to the PX to go get some lunch, so we ordered our food, dropped it at a table, and both rushed to the latrine.  There were 3 stalls and 2 urinals.\n\nMy buddy was ahead of me and he went into the far stall.  I went to the urinal, but some really old guy went to the second stall.\n\nWell the old guy had some sort of problem and made some thunderous sounds on the toilet, to which my buddy remarked "Good Lord you have got some cannon fire over there," thinking that it was me next to him in the middle stall.\n\nI didn't know what he was talking about at first, but then I guess the smell got to him and he said "Oh my God, dude, you reak!  I think I am going to be sick."\n\nThe old guy then let loose with some thunder and there was a lot of plopping.  At that point I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe, even though I wanted to tell him it wasn't me.\n\nSo he flushed the toilet at about the same time as the old guy and they both exited the stall at the same time.  The regimental commander was the old guy.
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I remember it. Unfortunately I also remember how truely awful it was! Most of the guys in my life love it, but I think it was really bad!