The last time I smoked weed was 3 days ago and I took the test today. I used my sister's pee but i needed 60 ml and it wasn't enough. I didn't put a lot of mine in there, just enough to make it to the line. I would say it was about 90% - 10% YES I KNOW IF I WANTED TO PASS THE TEST I SHOULD HAVE JUST NOT DONE DRUGS, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT I DID AND IT'S ONLY WEED WHICH IS NO WHERE NEAR AS BAD TO YOUR HEALTH AS ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO, WHICH I DON'T USE. is there a certain amount which they have to detect for it to be a positive? can they tell that it is mixed? If it does come back positive, how likely is my employer to let me retest? What should i do? This is my first real job out of college and my first drug test so i am clueless!!!
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Ok, you are wrong, weed has about 10 times the amount of carcinogens as tobacco.  The last time you smoked weed is almost irrelevant.  It's a matter of how much have you smoked in the psat month?  Canabanoids also can be stored in fat cells.  If you smoked a lot (say two bowls a day) every day until 3 days ago you will probably fail.  If you happened to exercise a lot the day of and before the test you will probably fail (if you used to smoke a lot.)  If you smoke two or three times a week you will be fine, but might show up as traces (not proof in a court or to a PO)  Also, the fact that 90% is your sisters will help you greatly even if you do smoke a lot you could still only show up as trace amounts.  If it comes back positive you won't get a retest, I'm sorry... if it comes back traces you MIGHT get a retest or they will just say good bye.
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I've had to take drug tests at various times for different jobs, but I personally never got my results.  \n\nThe results were always sent directly to my employer, so I don't know how long it takes for drug test results.\n\nThe thing is though, you never really hear anything about them unless you tested positive for something I would think.   \n\nYour employer only needs the proof from the lab that you actually took the test, then it's all in the hands of the lab and your employer.  You did your part by taking the test.  \n\nIf your employer said it's been a long time and they haven't gotten back the results why isn't anyone on their end calling the lab?  It's their money that paid for the test, I'm sure they ought to wonder what happened as they have someone that they want to start working for them.\n\nI suppose you can call the lab, but usually those labs send their samples out elsewhere for testing, and if they are as disorganized as you say, going to them might not help any.\n\nI wouldn't stress out about it.  Your job has been calling the lab, somewhere between the two they will figure it out I"m sure.  \n\nThe only other thing you could do is ask your employer what they normally do in these types of situations.  I'm pretty sure if the lab lost your test (which is highly unlikely)  Your job will just make you retest.
367900
I've never heard of Surgel...it must be some gimmick that says it will clean your system from drugs.  It's a lie.  There is NOTHING that will get drugs out of your system.  And weed stays in longer than any other drug.  10-14 days for a urine test and 3-6 months for a hair follicle test.
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my husband can smoke a joint on the way to a urine test and a joint everyday before that and the test will come out clean. he says that it all has something to do with the amount of water that you drink before the test and when to go to the bathroom before you take the test. i dont know though... i dont smoke pot. If your interested in his method though...e-mail me and i will get him to explain in detail how to pass the urine test. btownsbabyblueangel@yahoo.com
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Considering that you have never smoked it before, you will not register on a drug test after 24 hours (probably less).\n\nThose "cleansing products"?  Crap.  They are diuretics.  They simply make you urinate.  They do not magically bind to the marijuana by-products.  All you need to do is simply drink the 64 fluid ounces you are normally supposed to drink for good health.  If you want, a little aerobic exercise to burn fat might help a tad too.\n\nBut really, you don't need to worry.  \n\nWhat I would recommend, just to make yourself feel better... is to buy one of those over the counter marijuana tests from a local drugstore.  Test yourself in th privacy of your own home.  You'll register negative after 24 hours.
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From what I have read it may take up to 90 days to not be detected in urine. But I would wait even longer - maybe 6 months based on your usage
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I have been giving the very test in which you are trying to beat. I will tell you that there is nothing out there to detox you or mask the fact that you used drugs.\n\nCollectors know all the tricks and the scientist that test the urine test for everything under the sun including the drugs.\n\nThey test to see if it is male or female. They check to see if it is human or animal. they check to see if it is dilute from to much water intake, they check for foreign substance used to through the test off.\n\nIf the test is done in house, and if drugs are present in you system it will show imediately. The collectors check for the temp of your urine, and if it is any hotter than 99 degrees or colder than 98 degrees the test will be invalid and you will be asked to give another sample within 15-30 minutes.\n\nBelieve me when I tell you that there is no way to beat the test. Stop doing drugs plain and simple.
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Your screwed.  Marijuana will stay in your urine for a week, your blood for a 4 weeks, and you hair for 3-6 months.(depending on how much you cut it) If only it was just a urine test, then you could at least claim the "I went to Sams Club and got a 12 pack of Jumbo-size poppy seed muffins and have been eating 2 a day for the past 6 days". Go to Jobfinder.com.  My mother-in-law is a nurse and I am a cosmotologist.
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unless you smoke alot of it on a regular basis you should be fine. Whatever you do do not miss the appointment. Someplaces won't hire you if you miss the appointment or don't get tested within the time period that they give you.
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yeah, i know exactly what you mean. i dont smoke right now due to the  fact that i am on probation and i only got a month to go before i get off( this will be the first time getting off probation since i have been 13, i am 21 now) but anyway i grew up real crazy, breakin into peoples houses, stealin cars, fightin all the time, and that was before i started smoking weed. i first tryed weed when i was 17, by that time i was already on adult probation. at that time i was drinkin alot and gettin arrested almost once a week. after i started smokin i stopped drinkin as much so in turn i stopped going to jail. i started concentrating on things more and started thinking about what i was doin and where i was headin in my life. eventually my probation officer noticed that i really calmed down and was gettin my stuff together and desided to drug test me. when he found out i was smoking weed he got mad and said "man, you was doin so good and you had to go and fuck it up with weed." i explained to him that that is the reason why i was doin better and why i was not drinkin and beatin people up all the time. after having a talk with him then he threw away the drug test papers and told me that i could keep smokin if i stayed out of trouble. since then i had a review and the judge noticed that i havnt had a drug test for awile. i didnt narc out my p.o. and took the blame and again in turn my p.o. stuck up for me and got me off the hook and got my probaition time shortened. since i have started smokin i now have gained a full time job, i am enrolled in columbus state community college studying to become a nurse and after that a doctor, i have found a sence of feeling and love that i never even thought was possible in me, and have accepted christ into my life. i practice beliefs of christafari. weed is the second best things that ever happened to me and jah is the first. if it were not for these two things then i would probly be doin 25 to life right now, and thats no joke. thank you for giving me the chance to testify this and jah bless.
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the active ingredient in marijuana, tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is a lipid soluble compound that distributes itself throughout the body (not just fat cells!  all cells have fatty components) with concentrated amounts in the liver, kidneys, and lungs.  lipid soluble compounds are notoriously hard to get rid of. even if you exercise a lot and are very thin, your cell membranes and various connective tissues are lipid-based. drinking water won't do anything to increase the metabolic rate but it will dilute the blood concentrations of metabolites. but since it also increases the volume of the urine, you probably peed out the same amount of metabolites.\n\nTHC leaves the body mostly via urine as it is metabolized to more water-soluble compounds. the whole process begins almost immediately in the liver, but complete metabolism and excretion is slow.  the half-life is about 30 hours... so 30 hours after you smoked 4 bowls, assuming you didn't smoke again, you've got 2 bowls worth left in you. traces can be detected even thirty days later. these aren't exact figures, everyone's metabolic rate is different.\n\nif you smoked five weeks ago and not since, and gave an urine sample today, your results might be negative. you are still within the range, though... all i can say is keep your fingers crossed.\n\ni am curious what the purpose of the drug screening is. are you applying for a job? have you enlisted in the military? did you get caught in possession, and they are trying to build evidence against you in a trial? are you in rehab?\n\nin some cases, testing positive on a drug test is going to be very bad times for you. if it's a matter of getting hired or not... eh. there are other jobs, not everyone screens. using marijuana tends to make you lazy, dopey, slow-reacting, etc but not all jobs really need better performance than that. it's just a matter of showing up.... if you're in rehab--- you're not doing a good job but i'd personally rather you smoke pot than huff paint-thinner or snort coke. it's less damaging to your brain and body, and generally less addictive.\n\nif you're in legal trouble, however, this could be very bad times. current laws (are you in the US?) make it very easy to lock up marijuana users for a long time. possession of one joint can mean 20 years in state prison. the drug policy doesn't make sense, and is largely ineffective in its current state. i doubt it will change any time soon, though.
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You really dont have a chance of any trace of THC getting in your system second hand.  Dont be so paranoid.  Just relax, Im in college for Criminal Justice and everyone I know smokes pot.  Its not a crime to know people that smoke it and you wont get high from being in the same room.  Dont worry if you get pulled over as long as you dont carry any on you.
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Absolutely nothing, that actually "works". Lots of people say "if I wanted to I could pass a drug test", I've heard it dozens of times, and watched those same people lose their jobs or go to jail for not passing their U.A.'s. The only way to be certain you'll pass is to stay clean. It takes 7 days to 2 weeks for your system to clear itself of meth, and 7-30 days to clear it of marijuana. Time and abstaining are the only methods that work. Forget the special drinks and home remedies. I've seen them all, and they don't work. Besides, drug testers often look for over-dilution of water in the urine, a ph balance that's "off", and all the various chemical-components that those over-the-counter store bought and home-made "remedies" contain, and if these are found, they'll consider it a "dirty U.A.". How do I know all this? I've been there before myself, and so have many people that I know that are close to me.
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OK, the best best is to be off all drugs that could cause a postive test. But you sound like you are heading that direction so I offer you this, Brother. \n\nNo guarantee but goldenseal and cayenne can help cleanse the system. Talk with someone in your health food store about maximum amounts of those in daily doses. Yes, increase the amount of water you are taking in but also increase your vitamin intake. \n\nThe commercial products can help, especially since you know you have a certain amount of time to get clean before your test. Two weeks can be enough as long as you stay off the weed. I mean it, stay off the weed. Follow the instructions exactly. Did I say STAY OFF THE WEED?\n\nThe day of the test, do not give them the first urine of the day. Make sure you have gone to the restroom at least once before. Drink lots of water before you have to give your urine sample. Also take some more vitamins, especially (up to 4 grams) vitamin C. If your urine is too clear or not the right pH, they will reject it. It needs to be straw colored to yellow and not too basic (thus vitamin C).\n\nDo not drop anything into your urine to try to get around the test. Do not try to substitute anything for your urine. The testers are pretty good about spotting wrong temperature and wrong pH. \n\nIf you are going to have to give hair, I would suggest shaving all your hair right now. It does go out into your hair. I doubt they till test that. \n\nPee testing is the easiest for a company to do. Usually they will do the EMIT test.\n\nSome other things to watch out for is avoid poppyseed products. They give false positives for morphine and opiates. Any false positives can immediately get you disqualified or sent to a better drug screen which may be very inconvenient.\n\nRead the link below. Again play it safe and straight on the actual day of the test. No dropping things in your urine.
210057
Drink a lot of water.  Don't smoke a week before your drug test.  Most head shops sell a detox formula to take.  Be careful though... some companies test for excess water and  for this drug.
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i know people who have used other peoples pee for drug tests-- i dont know of anyone getting caught\n\ni sure hope that you dont get caught!! that was kind of nice of you, but it sucks you got put in this position through peer pressure... \n\nif you do get caught, act like you dont know what happened... you peed in only your cup... maybe when you left the sample unattended the coworker poured some into his--- have ur alibi ready, cuz im sure you could get into alot of trouble for that with your company\n\ndont be too worried about it,, everything happens for a reason, so if you do get in trouble, you will move on to a better job or something -- and you also really helped out your coworker & his fam  more then you know-- \ngood luck!!
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A board is going to believe evidence over ANY testimony. Get an independent lab, like omega labs, to do a blood and hair test for drugs. If that shows up negative, submit it and respectfuly requests anothertest to be done by the Navy. It is possible to pop on a a urine test and not have done drugs. If you are familiar with the sytem, all it takes is someone to switch your clean urine with a buddies dirty urine. However, conspiracy theories wont help you, only evidence. Good luck sailor!!!