...I knew he wasn't a professional; the knife had butter on it.
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Lol...Comedian Rodney Dangerfield said that one!\n\n\nP.S. Mark790, Rodney died almost two years ago :(
453178
Awwww.....i woulda showed him a pig....hell the ambulance had better brung a spatula cuz they would be scraping his self off the floor after i was finished! lol
620986
the scab thanks, with a dab of mayo for taste
379853
I am no great cook myself, but don't choose anything you have to eat with your hands or thats greasy.
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He selects it himself.
618878
Was it a spoonful of sugar by any chance?
660375
Yeah, he should have gotten involved.\n\nI hope you didn't give him a tip.
184983
when i just get done doin dishes n someone puts 1 dirty knife n sink
518244
No I dont think it was the ribs. Unless they were undercooked ,cooled then recooked.
370873
Wow. Never actually seen a training butterfly knife before. You couldn't be ticketed for this item but it does give an officer p/c to believe that you may have other weapons and so forth in/on/around your possession. So be careful where you take this and how you present the knife, if a reasonable person were to believe that it was in fact a weapon and you presented it as such then you might as well be carrying the real thing. Hope that helps
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unfortunately,he did carved white meat and got away with that.
633297
Once, I ate some cheese.
153117
I hear it was from a bite.
568681
You need proof of a crime and he covered his behind well. If you cannot get enough proof, in our country, you can't prosecute.That said, boy is he good at this. Talk about Teflon!!! Nothing sticks to him. He must know where all the skeletons are buried!!!
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He went under surgey.
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i  must   say    he  looking  verry   good ,,,  even   he  is  not  my   type ,,,,  but  good  we  girl  have  diffrent  tase  lol
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I have stuck a knife or fork into the stuck bread or whatever in the toaster and once when I was 8 it went through to the wires and I got a shock.  I still do it though only more carefully.