I always here this thing with sex and vaseline. Please tell me!
199416
men use it as a lubricant for sex and masturbating
11020
I love sex. Expecially when a man knows what he is doing. I have a busy schedule, so I try to rape my husband atleast twice a week. I gotta show him that I am boss in the bed. (SMILE)
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I love going swimming or in a hot tub with my stockings and garter belt on.  I saw Angelina Jolie do it at the end of the movie Hackers, and thought it was sexy so I tried it. It feels great, especially when you have sex that way.
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OMG Sheila! I used hair spray once! I had to peel my shirt off and thank God I had shaved under my arms or I hate to think what would have happened then. I felt so stupid! The worst part is that it was Super Hold hair spray. But I'll give you one better. When I was a police officer, I worked with a Detective who was a lot like Colombo. You know, so dumb he was smart? He was a good cop but he couldn't couldn't eat a sandwich without getting mayonaise on his fingers and then he would touch his head when he was talking, just Lt. Colombo would and everytime he'd get mayo on his forehead! One day, we were all at the station for role call and he walked in and he was just scratching himself all over his arms and his chest. I said "Robert, what wrong?" and he said "I don't know. I'm itching something terrible. I think I'm allergic to this new shower lotion that my wife just bought." I said "Shower Lotion?" and he said, "Yeah, it's from Dial. The soap people." I started laughing and I said "Robert, roll up your sleeve." He looked at me kind of funny and rolled up his sleeve and there was white streaks all over his skin and it was sticky to the touch. After I stopped laughing, I said "Robert, you goofy sh#t, you've covered yourself with liquid Dial soap, not lotion! You'd better get home and rinse it off, now!" After that we removed all the liquid soap from the station bathrooms and stuff just to mess with him. He ended up with like ten trial size things of body lotion in his mail box at the station. Oh, and thank you for you kind response to my "forgive me" plea. I'm not usually so cranky but I guess I had a moment there where I lost myself. As an American, it gets a bit tiring when everyone hates you just for being an American. I suppose the entire world doesn't hate us but sometimes it seems that way. Take care, Sweetie and thanks again. God bless.
521914
Sex. It always cheers my boyfriend up.
56300
i'd prefer using vaseline pure petroleum jelly. it stays on lips throughout the day. it is hypo-allergenic, and doesnt contain any harmful ingredients!
489097
Some pornos and a vibrator!!!!! The pornos sucked but the vibrator is awsome!!!, (when my husband is gone for the ARMY)
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I love all of the questions! They make me laugh so hard! Singles and dating is the greatest place for hysterical questions. I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds things amusing.
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Getting caught up in the moment is so hot. I love getting into rough wild sex after really going at it for awhile. I could get into anything, spanking, talking dirty, trying new things - its all good baby!!! Your soooo normal baby!!
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Yeah the vaseline is just going to make it a greasy burning butt. Try baking soda which nutralizes (can be applied dry or mixed w/ water as a paste. You may just have to ride it out. You sound like my husband, he gets the same problem w/ super spicy food, but I cant beleive you actually asked the entire Country that question! I'm still laughing, sorry.
272190
i'd like to take this time to give a biology lesson. you/everybody else is horny because its spring time. the pollenation affects hormones.
35076
sex always works for me
373149
with so many flavored condoms out there and if the condom is not flavored you can put chocolate syrup on (among other things!), there should be no problem pleasing you both!
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I feel you, playa!\n\nSamething happen to me, my girl came on me while 69in' and a flood of white ish poured out on me... I was like WTF, but then she explained and let me nut on her face like in a porno movie!!! Best night of my life!\n\n(Update: I like it now, when she squirts on my face!)
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Flesh! hot super smoothe silky perfumed female flesh! Don't wanna sound like the sex addict that I am, but It's been so long, that next time I get some, I will make sure to hit Nirvana at least 10 times...!
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YEA im about to go give my sex buddy a massage today at his hotel the marriot  with no sexual strings attatched.\ncuz i have a manz\n\nbut we could chat maybe u could give me some massage tips
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Sex Ed has the best homework.  Love it!