do not give any peter piper, fuzzy wuzzy, woodchuck, or groundhog ones!!!
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A tutor who tooted the flute\nTried to tutor two tooters to toot\nSaid the two to the tutor\n"Is it tougher to toot\nOr to tutor two tooters to toot?"\n\nSilly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.\nThe seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed\nShilly-shallied south.\nThese sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;\nSheep should sleep in a shed.\n\nThree sweet switched Swiss witches\nWatch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches.\nWhich sweet switched Swiss witch watches\nWhich washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?\n\nTheophilus Thadeus Thistledown,\nThe succesful thistle-sifter,\nWhile sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,\nThrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.\n\nNow, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,\nThe succesful thistle-sifter,\nThrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,\nSee that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,\nThrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.\n\nA certain young fellow named Beebee\nWished to marry a lady named Phoebe\n"But," he said. "I must see\nWhat the minister's fee be\nBefore Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"\n\nI thought a thought.\nBut the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.\nIf the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.\n\nA skunk sat on a stump.\nThe stump thought the skunk stunk.\nThe skunk thought the stump stunk .\nWhat stunk the skunk or the stump?\n\nIf one doctor doctors another doctor\nDoes the doctor who doctors the doctor\nDoctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?\nOr does the doctor doctor the way\nThe doctor who doctors doctors?\n\nThe doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way\nThe doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.\nNot the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.\n\nMr. See owned a saw.\nAnd Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.\nNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw\nBefore Soar saw See,\nWhich made Soar sore.\nHad Soar seen See's saw\nBefore See sawed Soar's seesaw,\nSee's saw would not have sawed\nSoar's seesaw.\nSo See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.\nBut it was sad to see Soar so sore\nJust because See's saw sawed\nSoar's seesaw!\n\nI cannot bear to see a bear\nBear down upon a hare.\nWhen bare of hair he strips the hare,\nRight there I cry, "Forbear!"\n\nIf Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit\nAnd Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank\nHow many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?\n\nDid Dick Pickens prick his pinkie\nPickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch\nOr framing his famed French finch photos?\n\nDr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson,\nAfter great consideration,\nCame to the conclusion\nThat the Indian nation\nBeyond the Indian Ocean\nIs back in education\nBecause the chief occupation is cultivation.\n\nA tree toad loved a she-toad\nWho lived up in a tree.\nHe was a two-toed tree toad\nBut a three-toed toad was she.\nThe two-toed tree toad tried to win\nThe three-toed she-toad's heart,\nFor the two-toed tree toad loved the ground\nThat the three-toed tree toad trod.\nBut the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.\nHe couldn't please her whim.\nFrom her tree toad bower\nWith her three-toed power\nThe she-toad vetoed him.\n\nYou've no need to light a night-light\nOn a light night like tonight,\nFor a night-light's light's a slight light,\nAnd tonight's a night that's light.\nWhen a night's light, like tonight's light,\nIt is really not quite right\nTo light night-lights with their slight lights\nOn a light night like tonight.\n\nOf all the felt I ever felt,\nI never felt a piece of felt\nWhich felt as fine as that felt felt,\nWhen first I felt that felt hat's felt.\n\nA flea and a fly in a flue\nSaid the fly "Oh what should we do"\nSaid the flea" Let us fly\nSaid the fly"Let us flee"\nSo they flew through a flaw in the flue\n\nIf a Hottentot taught\nA
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Do not publish them on the Internet
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"My Humps" is so much worse.  At least the video for "Crazy Frog" is entertaining!
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I agree, Marmaduke is simply terrible.  The thing that annoys me the most is all of the noise words that are in every frame.  I get so distracted by all the "bark"s and "woof"s that I can't even figure out what the non-funny point of that day's strip is.
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Lalala Lalala Lalala Elmo is annoying would like to permanently shut him up!!
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I don't really know anything about Gumby (we never got that in the UK) but please (and I'm probably speaking for most parents out there) get rid of Barney!!!!!! Its just wrong.
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I want you to do your own work and leave us alone!!!
350012
Why didn't somebody warn me about the fluffy bunnies before I opened this question???
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Only the dumb people !!
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Poor Milton is the most pitiful example of a creature that has crawled out from under a rock as I have seen in a long lifetime. He is a very miserable soul who lost his way on the route to the crematorium. He is under the misguided impression that if he grows his side hair long enough, no one will notice that he is not only bald as an egg, but as ugly as ... chopped liver...and I do hate liver. He has such limited intellectual ability that his only fun is to get a rise out of fellow gay people. Unfortunately, I, for one, have considered bashing him..and I am GAY! But enough about the nice things I can say about him. Let's get down to the real dirt...I hear he is a pedophile who is so confused he was arrested for molesting puppies. .. male puppies at that.!! Can you imaging a puppy trying to live that one down? Dogs are one thing, but Milton- what kind of name is that? MILTON? The only other Milton I have seen wore dresses whenever he could, always in public, and stole everyone else's jokes. You remember Uncle Milty? Uncle Milty would turn over in his grave! On the other hand, that might excite Milton, for the dead...long dead..would be the only ones who would even consider having sex with him, and even then, I think there would be serious protestation.
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Hey report this POOPIE HEAD!!
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME WILL YOU JUST STOP????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude, steer clear of this film! Not sure what you've heard about it but take it from me: it's complete rubbish. It's actually a bunch of propaganda produced by a bizarre cult called Ramtha. This "Ramtha" is supposed to be a 35,000-year-old "spirit warrior" who -- get this -- appeared in the kitchen of the group founder (J.Z. Knight) -- possibly to suggest she was using too much garlic in her pasta sauce? Anyway, Ms. Knight and her cronies have made quite a bit of money off this film and similar enterprises. That's capitalism, so I guess it's ok and all, but I think people should know who they're giving their money to when checking out movies, books, etc. This cult (like all cults) is seriously whacked and, speaking for myself, I don't want Ramtha getting any of my hard-earned money.
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Stay away from anything that even remotely suggests drugs, even if it's just a pun.  It's stupid, I know (everyone knows that pipe isn't for tobacco), but "The Smoking Tree" would be far more dangerous to run than "Tobacco Supplies, Inc." or something...
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Oakie stop eating the bars!
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Don't give them any ideas!!
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I REFUSE TO SUCK ARSEHOLES!!!