Did you hear about Donald Rumsfeld's new nickname?  President Bush now calls Rumsfeld his American Idol.  The Secretary of Defense was so pleased with the President's confidence in his job performance that Rummy now calls the President Simple Simon.
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I rate a 1 out of 10. it isn't that funny.
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Ha Ha ha ha ..\nanother good one!!\nThe guys I know in the Union will love it ( most of my guy friends are, and they are always cracking on Bush..)\n\nThanks again for the laugh..
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President Bush is nothing like Hitler...\nHitler's approval ratings were through the roof...\nBush's approval ratings are through the floor.
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Not Bush's god\n\nP.S. Nice a.ss
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LOL, one week after Dumbya's "Dumsfeld will serve until my term is up" the inane, inept and (possibly) insane Sec of Defense resigns.  I agree with irish_american_psycho who thinks this whole thing was a bet:  Dumsfeld betting his resignation that Republican keep control....and he lost.  Either way, with Dumsfeld out, the US Armed forces can now really win the Bush War in Iraq and begin a true War on Terror.
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Popularity definately changes over time. While Clinton was president, he was greatly favored. He was intelligent and a wonderful speaker. Now, the majority [but not all] of society looks down upon the years of his presidency. In this sense, I think Bush will be praised in the future for his contribution to the American society. He DID quickly retaliate after 9/11 occurred, much like FDR did after the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941. Within 6 months, troops were sent overseas. He has made foolish decisions, but he also has made intelligent ones. Because of this, I think Bush will be viewed as a good president in the future.
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Anything you like\n\nBut here is some suggestions:\nUse him as a door stop or a paperweight\nenter him in American Idol \nnominate him as a presidency candidate\nnominate him as the secretary of defence
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You have a good question.  Unfortunately you forget that the entire supporting cast of one president is different from another.  Would Clinton's advisers tell him, "Go ahead and attack Afghanistan first, we'll give you a reason for Iraq in a few weeks."?  Doubtful.  The whole WMD thing was a fabrication within the Bush plan, and it was very important to his execution of war.  Clinton was guilty of sexual misconduct, so what?  I wouldn't care if Bush were guilty of the same thing, nor would I be surprised.  Bush senior.... he was head of the CIA... if he played the swallow game, do you think we would ever find out?  He has had the agenda that his C average son has been carrying out.  I would say Bush senior and his interests are the ones running the show now.  His son's cabinet are all his friends... Cheney, Rumpsfeld, Rice...and the master puppeteer Rove.
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Neither. The only thing that will happen is bush will put another person who thinks like Rumsfeld in his place. There will be no change in that aspect. However, the person taking his place has to deal with a Democratic Congress, so now he needs to come up with an exit strategy. Rumsfeld didn't feel like dealing with it. That's why he "cut and ran"...
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He has announced it with the resignation of Rumsfeld and what he called a "thumping" to the Republican party.  He heard us.  Before yesterday he was listening to his advisors but now he is listening to us and in January he will be listening to Nancy Pelosi.\nHe just will dance around the truth like he always does.  He has a reason for every lie he tells and when he admits the truth he can always justify why it wasn't the truth all along.\n\nBush seemed stoic about the election, proclaiming: "This isn't my first rodeo."\n\n"I recognize that many Americans voted last night to register their displeasure with the lack of progress being made" in Iraq, the president said. "Yet I also believe most Americans — and leaders here in Washington from both political parties — understand we cannot accept defeat\n\nThe president, who spoke of spending his political capital after his successful re-election two years ago, acknowledged, "As the head of the Republican Party, I share a large part of the responsibility."
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Bush\nCoke\nIce cream
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Let's get one thing straight.  He did not "resign".  Bush asked him to leave.  In all of the previous calls for his resignation, he had said that he serves at the pleasure of the President.  That said, it's not a cut-and-run.  It gives the American people and the American government a fresh start-someone who can lead the war effort without having to worry about what the American people will think.  Rummy will always be blamed for anything that goes wrong with the war, so now it's time for someone who can honestly say, "I wasn't the one who was running it from the beginning, I just want to get the job done, and as quickly as possible.  I don't want to dwell on any possible mistakes; the past is the past, and this is what we have to get through."
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George W. Bush (born 1946), current (and 43rd) President of the United States (2001–present)
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I think he will get  his praise in later years. He made some important steps to give America the best defense. For example his first year in office he pulled us out of a anti ballistic missile treaty that didn't allow for us to have killer satellites.
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I've been wondering the same thing. We haven't seen him lately. He was strangely absent when Rumsfeld stepped down.\nIt could just very well work the other way too. Will Cheney dump George? Only time will tell. My personal opiniion is that they should both be thrown overboard. Cheney and Bush. Investigations may make that happen, if they are thorough.
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What ever happened to something called respect. George Bush is first of all our president and should be treated with respect. He is human, so of course he will make mistakes. At least Mr. Bush hasn't been in bed with every female that is infatuated with him or have a wife that is so power hungry that she'll tell any lie or have people bumped off to achieve her goal of being president. You must remember that what you hear about all the presidents or  anyone in the public eye  is mostly what our corrupt press wants you to hear.
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For those who say Rummy resigned, do you really think if Dubya had gotten down on his knees and, after kissing Rummy's butt, said, "Oh please, please don't go!  I can't live without you!"  he would have left? No, he would have stayed.  Now Georgie will have to accept more blame and his legacy continues to grow as the Fool Who Invaded Iraq.  You  know, that, his foolish war in Iraq,  and the fact he was the "My Pet Goat" reader on 9/11 will be all this piece of human offal will be remembered for.