WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU SEE A PEADOPHILE RUNNING THRU THE FOREST WITH HALF HIS BRAINS HANGING OUT ???\n\nSTOP LAUGHING RE-LOAD AND SHOOT AGAIN....
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thats pretty funny. lol.
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My dear.........there is no doubt, that there are times on YA that you're going to run into something like what you ran into. The best thing to do the minute you feel uncomfortable, is to log off. Of course, if you feel threatened, report it. You have no way of knowing if this person is merely playing sadistic jokes.....or is a serious wack job. Be careful..............LATER
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Kill them and then hide their bodies under the baseball field.  That would be ironic.  If that doesn't work, try reasoning with him.
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ROTFLMAO!  ELMER FUDD CHENEY!  I love it.  Guess he mistook his hunting buddy for Bugs.  lol
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Stand there and be gored to death...why in the f***ing world is your friend going to throw a stone at a deer!??!?!?!?!?!You deserve to be gored to death if you do that...
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I hate to tell you this Peanut, but he wants to get into your pants.\n\nBTW, did you know that there is another Peanut right here on Answers? I am appalled!
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i like the idea, except.......\ntake the one guy left out back and shoot him.....othewise he would reek havoc all over the place in the freeworld. \nwho is going to know anyway? just have them all wear masks.
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Its people like the ones above who turn their backs on this sort of thing that cause little innocent kids to live for years as captives and sex slaves to perverts like xxXJOkerXxx..and LOUIS D....\nIt really doesn't matter if he is 'just joking' or not...the fact that he thinks that is actually funny...makes one wonder if he playing with a full deck so to speak.  \nHere is a INTERNET CRIME COMPLAINT CENTER WEBSITE FOR REPORTING THESE PEOPLE.....\nhttp://www.ic3.gov/\n\nAlso, here is the FBI crime tip website. you can submit anything and they will look into it....you CANNOT get in trouble for submitting a tip even if you don't know if it's valid or not so don't worry\n\nhttps://tips.fbi.gov/\n\n\nI suggest copying and pasting the web link to xXXJOKERXxx's sick posts and pasting them in the FBI tip email. Here is a link to xxxjokerxxx's yahoo answers page\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Aqg95gvJ_VLfhk3W.d9L8Y8ezKIX?show=AA11611917\n\nI dont know if any of you watch crime shows like American Justice..etc. but an adult can go to jail just for soliciting sex from minors online ...that is a fact...and you can go to jail if you agree to meet a minor for sex...when you show up you get bombarded by FBI or police. So don't act like this guy can't get into serious trouble because he can....Just for posting that stuff and that is a fact.  \nalso, xxxjokerxxx has a yahoo screenname it is Kurtt314....I suggest getting on Yahoo Messenger and messaging him, get to know him and find out where he lives etc. and what hes into....
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HAHA.. that's hilarious.. or even "John Doe," right?  I don't see why not :)\n\nTell 'em to join the herd.
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I have only done it once...I don't know if the guy was joking around or serious. Whichever it was, it was just disgusting. It was a while back, and his question pertained to him doing child molesting. I'm sure I wasn't the only person who reported him, and I sure do hope the Yahoo! Answers team sent the police to knock on his door. Yuck...the freaks that are out there...
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Imagine that you lived in a neighborhood where there were several homes that had guns in them, but the people that owned these guns had promised not to use them unless someone used theirs first. One day one of your neighbors who has been saying for years that he was going to kill all the Jews in the neighborhood and kill you too says that he is building a gun in his basement and can't wait to kill you. Would you:\n\na. Tell him good luck\nb. Warn him that he would be breaking the law \nc. Blow his ******* head off before he finished making the gun\n\n\nNow; you tell me why we don't want Arab countries to have nukes
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Rejoice in your misery and ignorance.\n\nAny one want a good laugh at this sicko?  Read his previous questions by clicking on his name.
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Tonight, I was out with my 10 yr old and I was spraying some water on our plants. A toad came "running" out of his bush cover to sit in the spray. He was really liking it.  After a couple of minutes laughing at him, a spider crossed the walk about 4 ft away. That toad went on a beeline charge up to the spider. They sat about 4 inches apart - neither one so much as twitching. We froze and watched.  After 2 minutes, the toad pounced in! He tongue-flicked that spider and had a good meal.\nIt was a great moment to share and very educational for him. It cemented some of the things we have spoken about in the past about nature being brutal, but efficient and basically well-planned.\nGo forth and critter. \n\nIf the neighbors think you are "different" - then Thank GOODNESS. Because you are!
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report him, and ignore him.\n\nHe's probably really happy that you;re acknowlidging him by asking this question though.
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Why are you with him? Run fast and far away. Those men kill wives. Please go!!
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last week I said on  here if I ever saw this fecking question again, I would shoot all chickens and smash all eggs..........report me I do not care, just want some originality on here is it to much to ask?\nGoing to search fro my hammer and shotgun..............
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You and your best freind go to heaven. At the gates you are told to walk across a field but not to step on any ducks. Your friend starts to cross, but steps on a duck. She (I'm assuming it's a she) is hancuffed to un ugly guy. You cross without stepping on a duck and are handcuffed to A hot guy.\nYou say, "This must be my reward for not stepping on any ducks."\nThen the guy says, "No. I stepped on a duck."\nLOL!!!!!!!!!