I really like this guy and I think he likes me too cause he always insults me like:\nyou're ugly\nyou're gay\nyou're a guy\nyou stuff your bra (which I totally don't, I don't care what other people thicnk about me)\n\nI need good comebacks for those insults but I still want him to like me\nwhat do I do???\n\nPS: If you have comebacks for anything else, giv um 2 me!!!
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You're ugly: "How can that be - you wouldn't go out with an ugly chick now, would you?"\n\nYou're gay: "Guess that means we won't have sex, will it?"\nYou're a guy: "Whip it out and let's see who has more balls!"\nYou stuff your bra: "Not that YOU'LL ever find out!"
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having been that dorky nervous guy in a previous life, i can tell you this, you will hurt him.  No matter what you do, but how badly is something you can control. here is my suggestion:  don't slam him, don't tell him how you feel straight out.  when he is around talk about other guys your interested in, maybe talk about how you like certain things about them that he doesn't do, such as when they flirt they aren't annoying.  and when you talk to him about your relationship make it very clear that he is "like a brother" to you and that he is just such a great FRIEND.  if things get really bad you could start saying things like Jokingly saying "you are a rad friend, which is good cause i think if we ever dated We'ld kill each other."  or other things that make it obvious that you have no intention of ever taking the relationship to a higher level.
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look honey take it 4rm\na bi guys point of view\nHE LIKES U AND IS SCARED 2 TELL U!!!\ni hope this helps u sweety
190594
To me it sounds like he is falling for you as well. He probably makes fun of the other guys you like because he is jealous. If you really like him as much as you say, then he probably feels the same for you since he treats you so well. You should just tell him how you feel. And if his feelings are not the same then just remain friends. But honestly it sounds like he digs you!!
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just blurt is out, once it is out you have to say it.  if you know he likes you then it won't matter if you look weird he might think it is cute.  This is how I got over my fear of asking guys questions and stuff.  you just have to do it and see that it is not that bad once you get it out.
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yuck.you are a bisexual.......\nyou definitely suck.........\nI guess you are entertaining guys by your silly entics.......\nis your conscience dead........\nget a grip on..............\nGOD BLESS YOU!!!!\npeace
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Read the full please\nHe likes you. He is himself confuse about you. \nMay be Because he like some other girl, but also like you and does not want to let you go and not that girl also. So you have to make a decision for him.\nIf he is calling you a best friend and have dated with you and is not letting you go then 2 meaning \n1:- he likes you and does not want to let you go.\n2:- he like you as a friend, confusion is that he still flirt with you. So it is clear that he is himself confuse.\nHere what you do, go and tell him that what relationship is between us, as friends or a real relationship. Also say that, relation between us is between two couple and friend. I want to solid relation, but seems that you want a friend relation, also say correct me if i am wrong, if we are friend will like to remain as friends then please tell me. Also say that i am telling and asking you all this because, i like you as a friend and also like you as date or boyfriend. YOu have to decide what we are. So we remain in the one boundery not in either.\nThis way he will tell you what he thinks and say what he wants. This way if he wants to remain as friends he will remain as friend if he wants to be a bf or gf then he will say it. \nSo in this no one gets hurt no one get to lose a friend or bf or gf.\nGood Luck
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just tell him its time to quit playing these childish stupid games. Tell him you have liked him all this time and you want a serious relationship and you need to know how he feels or your gonna find another man that is worth the time and effort you have put into him. He'll either answer your question or honey seriously move on to someone better.
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The best thing to do is to steer the questions ever so subtly to the gay without saying it. If he knows you're gay then it'll be a little trickier, but if not just say compliment a guy and see if he agrees... Worked for me in high school... it's just so much harder cause so many guys have "gay" mannerisms and gays usually play the "straight" (if there is such a thing)...
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If you like him then just tell him and he will be flattered even if he doesn't like you back.  Who doesn't like flattery?\nIf you aren't the brave type then ask general questions like, "So what kind of things do you like in a girl?" Hopefully he'll start listing traits you have and that will give you a clue.
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Of course this guy likes you.  He's gotta be awfully shy to not move forward with you even when you say you like him.  I assume his comment was an attempt at humor.  Why don't you take the lead and tell him you want to date.  He'll be overjoyed I guarantee it.
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Either this guy is unbelievably shy or is gay.  Talking on the phone for months and not making a move?  Hmmmm....\nAnyway, after he says something cute or sweet just give him a little hug and peck on the cheek and say "you are so dear to me" or something like that.  Don't pull away too fast, and if he pulls you back in...well you know you got one!  Good luck!
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just be like, "i like u, ur nice and funny and good to talk to" but use the right emphasis. say i like u in that not to meaningful way.
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OMG, your so cute!  You sound so adorable, I sometimes get vibes off of what people write and your vibe is very refreshing.  I just had to say that.  Anyways, I think you have already been noticed, especialyl if he's playing around with you.  Why don't you ask him his name, then he'll ask yours.  While he's playing drums on your head just turn around and be like...your playing drums on my head and I dont even know your name..make it a joke and see how quickly he will ask for yours.   best advice, continue to be yourself and Im sure he'll be asking you out and if you get impatient jsut ask him out...hey it's 2006, women are aloud to do the asking.
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ha! i have the same problem! they r just plain stupid if they really think that!  but, they just like to show off!!  but, just give some good comebacks!(in front of all his friends!).  thats what i did!\ngood luck!!
527187
It does sound like he likes you!\n\nHe also sounds like quite a cutie!\nWhat you should do , if you really want to go for it is next time you bump into him just really try to get talking to him, even if it starts off over somthing really stupid like what classes you have, just send him lots of good signals, smile and maintain eye contact, if he returns the signals the conversation should get easier. Try this for a few days and then just ask him if he wants to come out with you (and maybe a friend, just at first) on the weekend, or after school\n\nGoodluck!
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ok like i know when a girl tells me im funny it makes my day, so just let him know hes funny to you. and like compliment him with encurragement.  I used to love it when girls would say sumthin like yeah Gabe or GO Gabe as im on my way to present sumthin in class. GUYS NEED PRAISE AND ENCURRAGEMENT FROM WOMEN