Mine smells like deep-fried cheetos
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muggy sulfur or burned vinegar or wet wood...depending on what I ate
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maybe you are allergic (the washing powder, your after shave, soap or something)
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I really can not stand patchouli. My mom and sister just love it, so I have to smell it often. Sometimes, I think they pile it on just for my benefit. :p\n\nWhy would anyone want to smell like burning dirt???
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My nose DOES smell. And my feet run.
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You're probably getting a small electrical charge, known as electrolysis, which happens when 2 dissimilar metals come in contact with one another, which causes that horrible flavor in your mouth.  I have a bridge that does that when eating utensils touch it, and yeah, its a disgusting taste and sensation, very bitter.
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FRIED like the Colonel's chicken!
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it tastes like chicken.\n\nansw3r3r
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hahaha rofl well i think the fart/scent particles move with it.  Like a stink trail on a skunk's a** in these cartoons.  So it will smell where you are coming from and where you are going
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gez i know mine doesnt smell, whats the smell? like burning electracal or something else? it just maybe the material. go to a store for adults toys, its fun anyway, and nobody cares. everyone else there is shopping for the same reason too.  i wouldnt use it, id go get another one.
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It depends on the smell.  You might have a fungal infection, which can just happen without cheating, or an std.\n\nGood for you for going to the doc!
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Yes, I suggest you consult a physician.  Sometimes B.O. is just a symptom of an underlying disease that has something to do with your internal organs.  If, as you've said, you've tried everything topical to get rid of the smell but you can't, it could have something to do with your diet or something is not working properly inside of you.  Get some tests done and you'll soon find out what it is and get proper treatment for it.
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maybe its because ur hideous or bc u smell like my dead dog lucky =(
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It smells and doesn't work.
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I do, I learned to love the tingle. All flavors except that DISGUSTING original flavor are good. I don't want to put anything in my body that looks like dirty laundry water!
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ha ha...I wake up feeling sweet and crispy
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mine is two cheeseburgers small fries and a coke.
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Patchouli and Musk are two scents that drive me crazy when a lady wears it ...that and their own natural scent.