Oh good heavens! I used my time machine to go from phoenix to virginia, and now I am in Alazka, and the monster I saw is following me, his name is Azazel Mc Greives. he is mad of solid cheese. please help! The cheese! I am actually 16 years old.
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Why didn't you say so!! Monsters in Alaska need to be shot with a microwave ray gun.  The cheese will go good on toast.
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We went to the Hampton Court couple of years ago. We heard that it my be ghosts around there but ... sorry. Ghosts?!? Clock on the Tower with terrible sound was the most ghostly thing. And they do have fanny dressed people around so... We followed couple of women: one in light blue dress, another in cream dress. They didn't bother us, we didn't bother them, they always been at front so we couldn't see faces. I cannot tell exactly where but we missed them. We did try to find anyone who will help us to find them but no luck. Two women had been in front of us for 3/4 of the route and did very well.I don't know was that a joke or something like that but we looked everywhere and ... nothing.it still the open question
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The two timing slime ball! How dare he? He promised me that i was the only one... and i'm carrying his love child as well. Albert shall be his name. Damn that lucifer. Why i oughta....
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After spending 6 months lost in the Arabian Desert on my trusty Elephant Seamus, I saw a 6 foot tall Large Mocha Latte, floating on the horizon. In my thirst I ran and jumped headlong into the frothy beverage, only to find it was a mirage. In reality, I had jumped into a Bedouin Tent, that housed the Tribal leader. After such an offense they attempted to feed me to their starved camels. But I escaped by tickling their humps and went to find Seamus. Unfortunately, the Tribal leader had already sold Seamus to a traveling Arab Circus in the area and I was forced to beat him to death with a palm frond for his insolence. I then carved a canoe and attempted to paddle my way home. This was my last mirage induced mistake, as I was over taken by the angry tribe, despite all my paddling, and stoned to death with hardend left over falafel from the worst cook in the camp. This was perhaps my 3rd worst vacation.
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Hi Mooma, I'm thinking it could be the Crystal Maze, does that ring any bells? Even I'm interested to find out although I'm sure it defiantly could be the Crystal Maze.
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I'm pretty sure the River he's talking about is actually the Mythical river the dead cross by ferry. The River Styx.  I myself have never read the book nor actually want to only because of experiencing personal bad vibes from a book a friend had.\n About the best I can come up with at the moment is some sites I found on the history of the Necronomicon and other info on the book. As well as info on the River Styx. Wish I could have offered more, though I'll keep looking. Maybe I'll luck out from one of my friends who has read the book and studied it intensely. Oh some of the sites are talking about the first two books of the Necronomicon, the one written by Crowley and the one written by the Mad Arab also known as Abdul Alhazred. I honestly don't know which one came first between Alhazred's and Crowley but if I remember right I think Alhazred's was the first written rendition of the Neconomicon. Anyway I supplied those links as well. Maybe one will help.
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I was hitchhiking through Montana one time. I was sitting on the on-ramp leading down to the freeway. I see this guy walking up the ramp from the freeway. He was dressed like a regular guy - jeans, t-shirt, tennies.\nHe walked up to me, said "Hi, how ya doin?" He noticed I was reading a book. He said, "Here's something else for you to read", and handed me a little pamphlet. He walked off as I looked at the pamphlet.\nI scanned the pamphlet for about 15-20 seconds - it dealt with Christianity. \nI turned to see if he had kept walking, but he was not there.\nIn the time space he handed me that pamphlet, and the time I turned my head, he could not have gone anywhere. It was a long on-ramp and nowhere else to go.\nEven writing about it now after 21 years give me goose bumps.
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Oh my God!  Whenever that happens I just want to SCREAM!!!!!  I mean, don't spulfangi have ANY manners?  And then, as if anything couldn't get any WORSE, some stupid jojingus "retarts" your car from a friggin' giant monkey man in the 9th dimension!!!!  Phew, I'm done venting.  If you see any more spulfungi, jojingi, or giant monkey men, let them know how you feel!
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I sent a comment back to Yazoo about a obvious Stalker report. Yahzoo send me a a auto response saying I would be happier in a group.\n\nI am convinced it is the Matrix running at Yahoo.\n\nGo big Red Go
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"I don't know!" HA!!! I just got slimed...yuk!  If I just had some WATER...AAAHHHHHHH!!!! Those were the days! Thanks for reminding me of my childhood.
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I went to an Angels game about 15 years ago and got Dante Bichette's(Right Fielder) attention during pre-game warm ups.  I lied and told him that I was "Joe Mcintrye" from the New Kids on the Block.  He bought it and took me on the field, down into the dugout and in the locker room!  Here I am, a 16 year old frightened kid who is staring the likes of Brian Downing, Dave Winfield and Wally Joyner right in the face inside thier own locker room!  I actually saw Jim Abbott naked lying on the trainers table!  Dante even took me out after the game and bought me dinner at TGI Fridays.  I was scared shitless because if anyone found out, I would be in a heap of trouble!  At least I pulled it off and it is something I can tell my kids someday!
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I was in second grade...so hmmm, 30 years or so ago.  I feel terrible about it too.  When we were done I got up from the sand box a little too quickly, said I'd call her later and ran home.  I still haven't called her and I can't even remember her name.  I'm such a heel.
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I ask my friend, "Why did I ever let you talk me into this fiasco. You know I hate dark, haunted houses.  This place is so spooky, I can't stand one more scarey thing happening.  First it was that strange sound coming from the closet, then those footsteps on the stairs, then those doors upstairs slamming.  Now that strange gurgling sound coming from the closet, even if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't go in that room alone.  All we need now is an exocism.  Let's call someone.  Did you bring your cell phone??"\nHe said, "yes, but it isn't working, it has all kinds of weird sounds coming from it."\nI told him " Let's get the heck out of here."\nWe ran toward the door, but the front door was locked, so we turned toward the back door and then we saw the headless body.  We both screamed and started running toward the window to jump out and a monster came out with blood running down his mouth, he was coming after us.  \nAnd that's when I woke up.  That was one of the scariest nightmares I had, and I decided no more pizza, hot wings and other spicy foods with beer just before bedtime .
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Go back to being "The Original Chicken Man"....you're still on my watchlist but came very close to being deleted because you weren't chicken man anymore and your questions lacked the pizazz they once had.  By the way, Italian Stallion has been looking for you.
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I live locally to the abigail west area as well, i have been to the ruins of the house and seen some really weird shit, flames lighting in a fire place from the ruins.. me and groups of friends are trying to find the directions to the spot again we went years ago and cant remember where it is..so any info you have would be great. Were also looking to start a paranormal group for the adirondack area..my email is poetgurl1927@yahoo.com email me.
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Think about what time traveling to the past means. It means that the entire universe except the time traveler is in a previous state. Now, for the time traveler, his time is still moving forward. He is older in the past after his journey than he was before his journey. \n\nSo, you have an entire universe one way and our traveler another. Since there was no past that existed that had his time traveler self in it, where has he gone? What is more reasonable is a time traveler experiment you can do yourself  by sending a smaller part of the universe into the past and watching that as you move foreward. Sound weird? Well, you can do it by resetting your computer. It goes into a past state and you keep moving foreward. This sort of time travel sounds like a cop out but it is just what is generally described on a smaller scale. That is, the entire universe but the traveler gets re-set to a previous condition.\n\nI know this answer doesn't satisfy the mystery feeling one gets with the time traveling notion, but it's what we really mean.
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YES, I remember.\nSadly, it wasn't as fun as yours...\nThere I was watching over my cows when a huge light came over us. Three little green men came hovering out of a ship shaped liked a cigar. They wanted to take my prized cow Bessie. Of course I refused. They offered me Zorbels(alien money) but what good is that on Earth so I told them to get lost. Then things got hectic...\n\nThey picked me and Bessie up and zapped the rest of my cows with a laser beam! Including my dog Fluffy!!\nThey took me and Bessie to their ship and strapped us to tables and began poking us.\nThen a tall blue alien came in and began slicing and dicing poor Bessie. The aliens were just about to call their chef "Pierre" over to cook them some beef stew when I picked up telepathetically that they should rather not since mad cow disease is going around. Then I blacked out...  \n\nWhen I awoke, I was in a strange place. A lady alien was before me and the entire room was black. She had a milky complexion and large blue eyes with radiant red hair. She told me that we needed to reproduce in order to save her people. Naturally I obliged and gave her a good earthling show of supreme stamina and skill. Needless to say she was highly impressed...\n\nIt was then that Zarta Shezang walked in. He was about 8ft tall was extremely hairy and had a face that strangely resembled a pigs. He told me that I needed to save his people as well...\n\nAfter I woke up, I was back in my earth bed with strange spots on my skin. A bunch of flowers was waiting by the bed with the note saying "Thanks for the memories, from Zarta Shezang..."