i work for the state and at a party saturday, i asked a friend for a cigarette, and a joint was given to meand being a little drunk at the time i smoked some of it. NOW I KNOW THAT IT TAKES 30 DAYS TO CLEAN MY BODY OUT.help!!. what can i use to clean me out?
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Considering that you have never smoked it before, you will not register on a drug test after 24 hours (probably less).\n\nThose "cleansing products"?  Crap.  They are diuretics.  They simply make you urinate.  They do not magically bind to the marijuana by-products.  All you need to do is simply drink the 64 fluid ounces you are normally supposed to drink for good health.  If you want, a little aerobic exercise to burn fat might help a tad too.\n\nBut really, you don't need to worry.  \n\nWhat I would recommend, just to make yourself feel better... is to buy one of those over the counter marijuana tests from a local drugstore.  Test yourself in th privacy of your own home.  You'll register negative after 24 hours.
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That won't work, they'll know its been refrigerated. You'll have to drink your friends urine right before the test so that    the clean pee comes out of your body. Get all high and think about it, it will make sense then. Smoke a phat J and then guzzle some piss, works like a charm.
210057
Drink a lot of water.  Don't smoke a week before your drug test.  Most head shops sell a detox formula to take.  Be careful though... some companies test for excess water and  for this drug.
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Honey, if you are being honest and only took 1 or 2 hits and it was 20 days ago, I wouldn't spaz out.  Do drink tons of fluid...and just pass the doobage to the next bonehead next time if your job does random tests..not worth it.\n\nLook it up on the web seriously.  If this is your job at stake, there are tons of reliable sources on the web that will answer this question..don't look for answers from Yahoo'ers....no offense guys...but c'mon!
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this tests you for evrything you have done. pot stays in your body for about 30 days, coke for about 72-80 hours and ackohol for about 12 hours, sorry for the spelling.  other drugs i am not sure.if you are on probation you  have probably spent time in jail already.  which is more important , your drugs or your freedom.  do you want to order pizza or have a jail meal.  do you want to visit your family in person or send them jail mark cards.  its your decision , be strong.
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nicotine leaves the body very quickly, that is why you have to constantly keep lighting up. Five days is all it takes to get rid of the drug part of the smoking addiction, the rest is psychological. If you do end up having some withdrawls it might be more mentally that actually physical.But do give respect to nicotine it is so powerful, I never tried what you did when I quit because I thought I would get hooked easily. I have quit smoking for about fifteen years now and it feels like I have never smoked, and you know what, you have nothing to prove to anyone, yourself included, whether you can have one drag or not....good luck.
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there are a few factors that can affect how long it takes the THC to get out of your system, how much you smoke, and how big you are, since THC is stored in fat cells.\n\nFor you, you have absolutely nothing to worry about, the chemicals probably left your system a week after you smoked, depending on how much you smoked, and again, what I stated earlier.\n\nIf you have alot of extra weight on you, and are a habitual smoker, then expect it to take a bout 2 weeks to be completely out of your system.\n\nDrinking water/cranberry juice can help, so will high intensity exercise up to a week before the test, with drinking lots of fluids the remainder of the time before the test.\n\nShort answer: You are fine, good luck in the military.  Best to end the smoking now, before your military career is effected, my buddy just got busted with not even a year left on his contract, is it worth it to you? be smart, and be safe.
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really you should get clean however, depending on how long you got you may have to do several things. have someone urinate and stick it up your--- to keep the body temp or girl the other area. if time drink one gallon of h2o and a whole jar of cranberry juice and the h2o the following day. the 3rd day you will be straight. but no THC in these 3 days. also they have the health store its about $30 follow directions because one can tell if you drank to much h2o. if you smoke 3-4X's a week id do the first or the two bottom ones.
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Yes, it will stay in your system for at least a month.  It will also show in your hair follicles for months.  There is really nothing you can do about it unless you have one of the cheats available, like the bag with real pee.  Even if you didn't smoke it, if you are in a situation where pot is being smoked, you can inhale it and it will show up in a drug test...sorry dude.
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No.  The best way to get rid of nicotine is not to use nicotine-laden products in the first place.  However, the answer I suspect you need is this: only your liver will remove nicotine from your blood.  Most of it is removed very quickly, which is why a smoker feels the urge to light up another weed so quickly after putting out the last one.  But even if one goes cold turkey, there's a measurable trace of nicotiene in the blood for several days.  It does not take weeks; that which is felt after the first five or six days is the ravages of the psychological dependence upon the drug.
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my husband can smoke a joint on the way to a urine test and a joint everyday before that and the test will come out clean. he says that it all has something to do with the amount of water that you drink before the test and when to go to the bathroom before you take the test. i dont know though... i dont smoke pot. If your interested in his method though...e-mail me and i will get him to explain in detail how to pass the urine test. btownsbabyblueangel@yahoo.com
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you can pull it out.  i had that done years ago for smoking.  it didn't work for me either!
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The good news is that with only smoking so little it will clear out of your system rather quickly. Lots of fluids is definetly your best bet. It is untrue that pot stays in your system for 30 days. You would have to be a habitual smoker for that to actually occur. Good Luck!!
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I'm a graduate student in Biomedical Engineering, I study Emphysema (a disease people get when they smoke cigarettes). There are over 4000 toxins in cigarette smoke. Most of them are still unknown. Nicotine is probably the worst toxin as it stops and eventually kills the epithelial cells in the lining of the lung, these cells have tiny hairs that usually "beat" upwards causing the mucus to come up to your throat and get swalloed. With that not working, mucus accumulates in the lung. When you smoke your mucus in filled with those 4000 toxins and your body reacts by secreting an enzyme called "trypsin" into your lungs. Trypsin is the same enzyme that your stomach uses to digest steak. Think of how powerfull it is. After years of smoking, your lungs will have been exposed to so much trypsin that you will litterally have holes in your lung. That is the definition of emphysema. \nYou should tell your BF to stop smoking while he's still young. Maybe you should buy him some nicotine patches and gum for christas. it's going to be a very difficult time so be supportive.\nGood luck!\nAnnie
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The fact of the matter is that although there are a ton of products out on the market that purport to get marijuana and other drugs out of your system quickly, they are not actually effective.  All you're going to get from these type of products is a slimmer wallet and a positive drug test.  Don't waste your time or your money.  Drugs will show up in your system regardless of what weird measures you try to take to get them flushed out.\n\nIf you are a chronic smoker of marijuana, it will stay in your system longer.  If you don't smoke as much marijuana (for example, you went to a party and had a few hits off a joint) then it will leave your system more quickly.  It can stay in your system for up to 30 days, again depending upon how much and how regularly you smoke.  If it has been at least two weeks, you're probably going to be okay.  Otherwise, you could try to switch your urine with someone else's.  Just make sure you don't switch it with a woman's urine, because if she is pregnant it's goign to be very strange...\n\nThe people suggesting that you take goldenseal or drink gallons of water are sadly misinformed.  People also may suggest you take other measures like drinking vinegar, etc.  You should be aware that you can actually die from drinking too much water--you have to drink a lot, but it does happen, and it's called water toxicity.
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I did a google search on "hair follicle drug test"  and found lots of sites.  One of them said - "A standard hair follicle screen covers a period of approximately 90 days".  So four months after your last smoke you should be ok.  Here's one site: \n\nhttp://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/hair_drug_test_FAQ.asp\n\nGood luck man.
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Don't buy any of those products that claim to do that. Water and eating right is the only way to cleanse stuff from your body that you put there in the first place.\n\nYou need to take a drug test. That is the only reason people try these things. You still have to wait the 3 to 6 weeks for the drugs to pass from your system.