What is the guinese world record for throwing semen for longest distance?\nI can throw my semen as long as 5 feet. Is it capable to register in guinese world record?\n\nDo you have any idea?\nCan you throw far than me?
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I can throw mine at least 100 feet.  I don't, because it isn't a proper way to dispose of a used condom!
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Hey dude. I've had a very similar situation. Mostly clear fluid, very little thick white sperm. It doesn't feel the same when it's ejaculated does it? I've wondered too but actually don't know what to tell you, sorry. I have heard though that nuts are good for your nuts. There is some kind of essentail oil, protein or something in most nuts that are really good for a man's body. I've heard peanut butter is a staple with bodybuilders. Try it.\n\nYou stated you ejaculate once in two weeks, wow, how do you wait so long? I was going to say let your sperm mature. I've found that when I ejaculate every day my sperm is very thin and weak,  but if I hold it for several days it is very thick, white and has a gelatin like consistency. Not to mention the difference in the way it feels to ejaculate sperm that thick. The difference is awesome.\n\nWish I could offer more advice man. Take care.
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What is the longest book ever written in the world?\n\nLong long ago in a country far far away...\nDuring the Ming Dynasty  at least 3,000 scholars spent 4 years, beginning in 1403, to work on the Yongle Dadian, an encyclopedia with 11,095 volumes and 22,877 chapters.\n\nThere are an estimated 370 million Chinese characters used\n\nand great expections gets easier the more times you read it you may miss a alot if you don't read it again
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Thats a great question for guro joe at:\n\nhttp://www.playnow.co.il/Games/game_eng.cfm?ID=100
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I think the second time around the man should pull his waist line out for the donkey to actually see. How could the donkey see if the man was whispering in his ear? I know it could be implied it was done afterwards but the joke would run smoother if it were rewritten. Still not a bad joke. It's been a while since I've heard it.
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its good that you're nice and tall\nHowever, unfortunately, the discus throw originated as, and has always been an event of technique and strength\nHowever, strength is variable and can always be increased through working out\nYour question depends on you\nIf you want to be a good thrower, you need the drive to do it, thats the most important part\nI'm five nine and I've been throwing with my friend on our high school throwing team for about a year and right about now, I'm definitely a decent thrower. \nbasically, of course you can be a decent thrower\nlearn the proper technique, see what you can do, and then just keep improving your strength from there\ngood luck
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Its not about how long you have played but how well. Do you play for your county (or state) at amatuer level. This were you are likely to be spotted. Top Pro's practice for around seven hours a day, when they are not actually in competition. Keep throwing and good luck.
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what did you do >>>>>Celebrated everyday!\nhow happy were you>>>>>I was extactic!\nwhat were ur reflex actions when fabio grosso 's scored that goal >>>I started to scream and jump like a crazy person!\nwhat did you scream>>>>>You mean what didn't I scream>>LOL\nHow sure were you before the wc that Italy will win it >>>I was always convinced Italy would win!\nwhat were ur thoughts when Italy were 1-nil down>>>I was a bit nervous but I new I could count on my guys!
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You're gonna bring the sperm? I would guess that by that time, it'll be at least 6 hours from 'exportion' (6 hours because you may want to masturbat...er, export it out of your system around midnight and contain it in a jar/container. Midnight because it lowers the possibility of being caught in action by your family members, and let's say at least at 12am~2am being latest, and assuming your class/school starts at 7:45~8am, it'll be at lesat 6 hours after export. I doubt you can do that first thing in the morning when you're to leave for school.) and the so called 'snake with big head' will be hella exhausted.\n\nI would recommend/suggest you get it out fresh AT the said school class/room with microscope. With or without help. (^__^)
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I suggest go to the Guiness World records website to search for it
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My dear friend, it´s Steve Waugh who holds this record. He has 25 hundreds out of his 32 in winning cause.\n\nAnd as it was expected, Gavaskar holds the record for maximum hundreds in drawn matches. He made 22 hundreds in Drawn matches out of his 34.\n\nRawal.
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let the ejaculation build up as far as you can, hold the tip of your penis just below the head and let the pressure build and time your ejaculation with letting your grip on your penis loosen and that should give you some distance.  Have fun, and be careful not to blind the dog.
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male weiners? as opposed to what? female ones?\nJust seems redundant. And was the above a question as to why peni are flacid?
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Just about 9...hmnn...\n\nI begin to doubt the reason and motive of your posting. Are you trying to tell people that you have 9 inches? Does this story to feed your ego? Whats the pupose of explaining this situation? Are you having sex just to cum or to enjoy? If you want to speed it, why not asking her to give you hand job instead? Simple! Nobody gets hurt. \nI dont blame her at all. In fact I feel sorry for her because she had faked it, judging from your story.  BIG TOOLS ARE NICE  BUT OFTEN NOT PRACTICAL! Having sex is not a cum marathon, it is an experiment.  It is to enjoy of each other body and pleasure.
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Don't believe everything you read.  Had a gentlemen once with huuge hands, feet and head, however was less then impressive when it came to package size.  If your really keen on knowing how long your *ehemmm* is, get a ruler.
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Why should I wait until I'm home to get the nuggets outta my nose?  For you?  No way.  I'll pick away. I need to breathe through my nose, so the paths gotta be clear.  Sometimes I pick em' and flick em' onto other cars.  Sometimes I put em on the "Booger Ball" that I'm making in my car.  It's about 18" in diameter now.  I'm gonna call Guiness, I think it's a record, don't you?
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ok my friend\ni assume that by now you know that maximum distance is achieved by throwing something at 45 degrees. so start by that and take into consideration that Ux is constant and is Ucos45\nso \nt = 75 / Ucos45\n\n\nnow at 75meters the Height is zero for Uy component\nmeaning that \n\n0 =H = Uyt - 1/2gt^2 =>\n\nusin\n\nUsin45 *  = 1/2 g * 75/Ucos45 ==>\n\nU = sqrt ( 75*9.81) => U = 27.12 m / sec\n\ni used the fact that time is the same and for Ux the distance is 75 but the same time leads to height zero for Uy.\n\n\nnou UX = S/t=>\nt = 75 /Ucso45* \n\nand t=3.91sec