What did the blond say to the brunette before they got in the car?\n\nAs many answers as possible please. i need this answer really bad :)
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whats this guys name again?\nyour in the back - hes mine...
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the\nbalcony.\n\n"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.\n"Help us, help us!" yells the other.\n"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.\n"Good idea," said the other.\n"Together, together!"
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I like blonds. I do not believe that they are stupid. Some blonds like them too.\n\n\n\n\n# Mom is dead!\n\nA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all of his employees well being, asked sympathetically, "What’s the matter?"\nTo which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my other had passed away."\nThe boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don’t you go home for the day.....we aren’t terribly busy now. Just take the day off to relax and rest."\nThe blonde very calmly states......"No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."\nThe boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.... "If you need anything, just let me know."\nWell, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking,\n"What’s so bad now........are you gonna be ok??" \n"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"\n\n---x---\n\n# Want me to paint for you?\n\nA blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.\n\n"I'm here for the paint job," she said.\n\n"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."\n\nThe blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.\n\nAfter she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a Porsche out back. It's a new BMW.\n\n---x---\n\n# Are You Really Sure?\n\nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"\n\nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."\n\nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"\n\nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."\n\n---x---\n\n# Three blonds on death row\n\nThree women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.\n\nTwo guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."\n\nSuddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.\n\nThe angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."\n\nThe redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.\n\nBy this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."\n\nThe blonde shouts, "fire!!"\n\n---x---\n\n# In the bus\n\nTwo bowling teams chartered a Double-Decker bus to go to a tournament. One group was all blonde one group was all brunette. The brunettes rode on the bottom and the blondes on top. The brunettes we
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde \n\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She put M&M's in alphabetical order. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here,"she put "Sagittarius."\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "concentrate." She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: She studied for a blood test. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." She sold the car for gas money! When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.\nShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
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Some parts didn't make much sense, but here it goes:\n\n"I'm' sorry I had to hang up today. My girlfriend was near and she is very jealous. I'm not enjoying this, I will send you the camera, all you have to do is wait a little bit, because I had a financial crisis. Did I tell you I'm coming back to  Florida? A (Kiss?)"\n\nP.S. I'm Portuguese.
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Did you ever see them getting out of a car?  It's like a clown car.  I once looked on the other side of the car to see if they were re entering the car and exiting again............I thought it was a joke.  It wasn't.
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here's one for ya\n\nCheer's\n\nBlond on Airplane\n\nA blond was traveling to Huston by airplane and decided that since she was "beautiful and blond" that she would sit in first class event's her seating assignment was in coach. When the stewardess came but checking boarding passes she said to the blond that she was sitting in the wrong seat. The blond refused to change, so the stewardess went to get help. The other stewardesses couldn't get her to move ether. The captain came out and said that he had a blond wife and that he would handle it. The captain went over to the blond and whispered in her ear and the blond immediately got up and went to her seat. The stewardess asked what he said and the captain said that he told her that first class didn't go to Huston!
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.\n\nAfter becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.\n\nLater in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nTwo blondes walking down the street.  One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.  "This picture looks like someone I know" she says.  The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThere were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two
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there was a blonde driving a semi down the highway and she saw something white dancing in the middle of the highway she started honking her horn for the thing to move. she was getting mad so she hit her brakes really hard. \nQ: what was in the middle of the road?\nA: it was a bedsheet laying flat and the wind was blowing it...HAHA...
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.\n\nAfter they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."\n\nFlattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!"\n\nThe woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man.\n\nThe man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.\n\nThe woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.\n\nThe man asks, "Aren't you having any?"\n\nThe woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."\n\nMoral of the story:\nWomen are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Godd... you stink!\nQ: what language do dogs speak\nA: Barkenese\n\nA blond driver is driving and a blonde cop pulls her over, the cop asks "can i see your license"\nthe driver asks "what does a license look like?"\nCop says: "it's square and has your picture on it." then the driver pulls out a square compact mirror and hands it to the cop.\nCop: "Well, if i knew you were a cop, i wouldn't have pulled you over!"\n\nQ.Have you ever seen the movie Constipated?\nA.It never came out.
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I saw the video but I didn't really pay attention to the guy waiting in the car.It looked like J-Boog. It probably was him because the person was driving and when she made the video I don't think O'Ryan was even old enough to be driving. I hope I helped.
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So... the dumb man saw the blind man's wife being kidnapped by a deaf person... how will the dumb man tell the blind man? By speaking to him?\n\nA person who doesn't use spell check asks a question (riddle). Other people read it and it doesn't make any sense. It was supposed to be a riddle that made you think, an instead you had to try to figure out what was being said to beging with. Who's the idiot here?....\nobviously me for putting in any effort, let alone this much.
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The blonde and the lawyer\n\nA blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, ""I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. ""Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, ""Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."" This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. \n\nThe lawyer asks the first question. ""What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. \n\nOkay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, ""What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, ""Thank you,"" and turns back to get some more sleep. \n\nThe lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, ""Well, what's the answer? ""Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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1. Who knows (I think so) \n2. see #1\n3. Nobody knows\n4. They were kept hidden.  We aren't even sure if the black smoke was them.\n5. Nobody knows, but that could explain the hatch door getting to the beach... maybe there was no explosion\n6. Looked like northern russia - or at least sounded Russian, looked more like antartica - who knows???\n\nCAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!  BEST SHOW EVER!\n\nEdit: a couple other things that bother me:\n\nIf desmond crashed the plane totally by accident, what's with the coincidence of Desmond having encountered so many people from the plane in the previous years?  \n\n...and...\n\nWhat the hell is with that 4-toed statue??
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. \n"Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." \nSo the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss.\nShe quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.\nIn the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime." \n"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
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LMAO... love it, but, if he called you how did he know you were blonde? What were you arguing about all that time?\n\nUNLESS... he was there during the installation... yes... and he remembered you, thats how it went down... got it  ;)