I'm a nazi experiment to create the super soldier. Genitically enhanced from various aquatic and mamiallian DNA. I've been on the run since 1945 after escaping the Ravensbruk prooving grounds they have relentlessly been hunting me down making me kind of introtroverted
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Red Skull you need Captain America's help.
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yeah youre such a terrorist. a white boy who plays warcraft all the time.  man if i didnt know any better i would uhave guessed that you run an al qaeda training camp.
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I think i know what you went through!..I spent 7 years in the Australian army, and did 3 tours to Vietnam!..Where i was then blown up 4 times by the Americans!..{mind you, they didn't discriminate, they blew each other up as well!}..But after 'demob' i found civilian life very difficult to fit back into!..I survived by going to university and getting a degree in Geology!..But i still found it hard to tolerate the odd thinking of civilians, did you notice that you didn't seem to fit in?..I wonder if this was just paranoia or what?..Many Vietvets just didn't handle it at all!..a lot went "bush" many commit ed suicide, others went insane!.Moving from one world into another so suddenly has to have some sort of effect on the unprepared mind, and i bet you were never prepared by the Army for it were you?.
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Apparently I'm a yearner.  Yikes, I thought I was a nurturer but there's no position describing that.  :)   zzzzzzzzz
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yes. i luv history and your hot, how old r u jw comment it on my other question
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you prob had bad breath\n\nMe and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
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1. Shrapnel does not ping off trees it embeds itself, just as he was alledgedly doing. I have heard and read about many exploits during the war,some true some blatantly untrue, it helps to pass the time and i love hearing them and never discourage or disrespect anyone who has lived through the war,my father was one such storyteller from his exploits he battled hitler single handedly, he once told me he was in Andy Clydes Commados it was years later when i learned that it was the army catering corps, what he didnt tell me that he was also in a highland regiment, that fought many battles and was a seargeant major and had been awarded twenty two medals several for courage displayed in battle, so i never thought about that because those memories he held in ,preffering to lighten his stories of daring rather than relive them, LF
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I just have!\n\nApparently I'm an Irish sportsman, a cardiovascular surgeon, a vegan traveller (wtf), a Bebo user from Cardiff, a Seti@Home user (might actually be me), a New Jersey State Police Detective, a photgrapher, a member of Scientology (wtf), an Aussie guide dog trainer, a runner, an 85cc motocross rider, an American quarterback footballer, a doctor in Waterford Ireland, a Flickr user, a seven year old that died of cancer and finally, a wholesale roofing supplier.\n\nYAY, I did find me, I found my Seti profile...... and my old clanbase profile....... and my xfire profile......\n\nI'm no longer feeling unique!!! :-&#92;
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a zombie, most likely i would become 1 too\n(ps: according to dave's test, my zombie epidemic survival is only 11%)\n\nan attorney talks too much, gives me a big headcahe without drinking
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Sorry dude u are not the first. But I do know the feeling. btw I was named after my grandad so ur either the second or third felix watkinson. But hey isnt that original enough??
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I wanted to be a soldier.
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Wild chicken, I remember it well. It was where we used to do our mortar gunnery trials. Great food, got to meet German soldiers... I didn't appreciate the blizzard during the winter of 75-76 though.
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yeah, but they were super small and had really small biceps, so i kicked their asses. one of them -- zort, i think he was called -- spoke english but kept using those malaprops bush makes so i thought to myself "they must be listening to our news" this is when i freaked and went all chuck norris on them, which was kinda hard cos my roundhouse kept going over their heads. i ended up using a fly-swatter for most of them but then my mom called me for dinner and i had to cover up the evidence real quick like. to this day i still can't go down to the barn without my little sister tagging along for security.
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i am a mix of a German slave driver and a Filipino hippie/ rocker\n\nan extremely rare mix, my sister is the only one like me\n\nspecimens like me can be found in the middle of nowhere making fun of local rednecks, playing hacky sack with my dog, in the art room at school, or in the mosh pit of a concert
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i would hypnotize a random person, then convince them to give me all of their money, then travel the world with it....oh yeah, and i would bring the random person with me to act as my slave. Second i would tell everyone my true opinion of them...that would feel very good.... :)
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You're on the right track my friend, however your mind has not yet been awakened.  Why is this amazing?  Do you believe that the Nazis did not live a "normal" life while they were engaged in their goal of world domination?  How can you take over the world if you don't seem "normal"?  You need people to follow you, don't you?  There must be some "normality" in your vision to create a base following and to attract others.  Religion is a "normal" part of human existance, there is no reason to believe that the Nazi party did not in some way include religion in their schemes.\n\nNow that you've opened your eyes a little, you need to start educating yourself on what Hitler's image actually was.  You have been brain washed for years to believe he was this vicious monster and have forgotten he was just a man.  His aspirations were monsterous, but his day to day life was nothing different than any other leader of a civilized country.  \n\nIf you watch videos of Germany in the Nazi times, the people look happy, confident in their leader and excited about the course of their country.  They didn't think Hitler was a "monster" uncapable of going to church or living "normal"!\n\nIs this different than any onther leader?\n\nWhat you need to understand is, yes, he was a monster, however he didn't achieve his goals because he was stupid.  The man was not a cartoon character who would show up at speeches with blood on his face while sacrificing Jews in public like history would want you to believe!\n\nSo, I ask again, why would your pictures be amazing?\n\nNow, what you need to do is open up your eyes one more step.  If Hitler seemed "normal" at the time, and his people followed him into unjust wars and killing of innocent people, who does that remind you of?\n\nHilter\n\n1 burned down Germany's equivalent to the White House and blamed it on the Jews\n\n2 rounded up Jews and Communists "responsible" for the arson\n\n3 passed the Deutchland Act allowing him to go to war with any country and have full power over the gov't\n\n4 created a "homeland security" which we know as the Gistapo\n\n5 invading other countries to "protect" Germany\n\n6 implemented ID cards to "protect" Germany\n\n\nThis is where I stop for now, because this is as far as we've gotten here in the US.  We are now at ID cards being implemented by our gov't  to "protect" us from immigration!\n\nBush is a monster and history will prove this, however for now he is a "normal" Christian who fits in with society.\n\nI hope you now understand why your pictures are not amazing!
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It's a feeling I'm all to familiar with.  I'm an oddball.  I don't like to run with the pack.  The pack I run with today might decide we're lemmings tomorrow.  I've had a great deal of success at being myself, and as much as it pisses off the world, I'm not ****ing changing.  I find that as much as I've heard that Christians are strangers and aliens in this land, just as much I'm finding it's the truth.  I feel alone much of the time, and it's a rare thing for me to find someone who thinks and feels the way I do.  Hope this helps, as I don't really know where you're coming from.  From a psychological point of view, perhaps you simply need to find your center and connect with people who have more similar interests.  Or perhaps you should do what I find myself doing much of the time...hanging out with my dog.