Somebody else asked what the worst novel was, but the answers were no longer open...Catch-22 was pretty much the worst I've suffered through, and I read The Satanic Verses. Catch-22 had some clever jokes and whatnot but the plot was nonsensical. A book by an old war fart for old war farts. (And the worst part was it wasn't assigned- I took valuable time out of my life for that rubbish.)
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I remember struggling through IVANHOE by Sir Walter Scott in high school. I never made it through THE SATANIC VERSES.\n\nRemember, if you're not in high school and you hate the book, you don't have to finish it - even in college, you can drop the course.
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Yeah it was stupid, but it had a couple funny one liners. The premise itself was just ridiculous, but a slightly creative idea nonetheless. \nAnd two or three of those characters really got a couple laughs- the first being the fat kid with glasses, who was like the best friend or something; next being the weird guy who could cook like a genius; and the other being that guy who wanted to blow crap up with his mind, and sorta just stared at a pineapple for sometime, which I found to be a riot.\nAll around, yeah it was dumb, but it was still enjoyable at times.\n\n"Hey man, do you like the drink?"\n"Uhhh, yeah, yeah dude, I do."\n"Oh cool cool... Ask her, does she like the drink?"\n"Uh, yeah! Yeah I do!"\n"Ok sweet."
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Amazing..at least those idiot's rewrote it for the 7th time. I couldn't believe it!!!\n\nThanks for posting this..I've sent this already to several people
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Actually, "Cookie Cutter" That definately wasn't the debut of Emilio Estevez, he is best known for playijng "Two-Bit" in the "The Outsiders", anywho, I am personanlly an S.E Hinton fan and I've read every single one of her books and seen all the movies....my opinion is that the movie "That Was Then, This Is Now" sucked huge balls. It had nothing to do with the book and the personalities and appearences weren't even the same as the book. For example, M&M is supposed to have Charcoal Black hair with War Orphan eyes to match, and in the movie, this kid has blonde hair and blue eyes, they even completely skip the part where the first go to the hippie house to look for him after he runs away. I personally loved the book and its my favortie next to "The Outsiders" but the movie doesn't even capture the feel of the book. I knew Copolla should've directred it, at least Rumble Fish was almost <b>identitical</b> to the book.  But, to answer your question, the endings are different, I'll spoil the horrible movie for you. In the book, after Mark and Bryon see eachother in the jailhouse(it's been a few months since I read it last) Bryon just continues living his life, numb to the feeling of care, and in the movie, after their "Like a friend once said to me, that was then, this is now", Bryon takes some guys car and takes it for a spin, and he's all "happy-go-lucky". I personally only liked the movie because Emilio Estevez is a hottie, and because he really captured the character 'Mark'. Don't watch it, plus you can only get it on NetFlix, don't waste your money for a crappy movie.
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Not Advil, Nuprin! (poorly working headache medicine). I refuse to believe that I'm the oldest person who knows what "Little, yellow, different" refers to.  It was one of the worst ad campaings of all time.  It warranted being mocked in the "Wayne's World" movie...hence, it really warranted being mocked. It's been quite a while since I've read an X-Force comic, but at least that's the origin of "Little, yellow, different."
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Nightmarish as ever. The two sides of the extended family all forcing out stretched, false smiles at one another across the room... the inevitable gossiping that follows as soon as someone leaves the room.... it is hell on earth, I am telling you. \n\nNo amount of chocolate easter eggs could sweeten my family crowd!
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I totally agree. It's such a lame movie! What's the point of it? What's so interesting about it that people haven't gotten the first time? I don't think anyone can answer these questions. Plus, the ring wasn't even pretty.
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Is it being sent to a publisher?  If not, I think it's a waste of time.  I'm all in favor of writing a personal narrative, but this is a bit ridiculous.  I am an English teacher and I know I would never make such an assignment.
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I love the one that is a poem about the monster under the bed and hobbes saves the day by just being there (cause the monster didn't know there was a tiger in the bed).  Best Line: "Hey wake up you stupid cretin! Are you gonna sleep while I get eaten!?!?!?"  I'll check my collection books and see if I can find page number for the rest of ya.
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well, I didn't like "The Night Listener" at all....  \nI also didn't like "Date Movie", it was just gross!
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This is funny\n\nYou know, when I read the first two you came to my mind and I am here \n>cracking u, why?  because you have been sentenced and you are very \nmuch \n>BLIND!!!!!\n> \n> \n> \n> \n> \n> \n>\n>\n>\n>WHAT IS MARRIAGE???\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>1. Marriage is not a word.\n>\n>\n>It's a sentence (a life sentence).\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an \ninstitution \n>for the blind.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's \nDegree \n>and the woman gets her masters.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:\n>\n>\n>engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first \nyear of \n>marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, \nthe \n>woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak \nand the \n>NEIGHBOUR listens.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with \nfriends.You \n>order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you \nwish \n>you had ordered that instead.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found \n>himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and \nfound \n>himself divorced.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband \ngives and \n>the wife takes.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't \nknow \n>son, I'm still paying for it.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't \nknow \n>his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, \n>EVERYWHERE!\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it \nis \n>love; after marriage it is self-defense.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a \n10-year \n>married man looks happy, we wonder why.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for \nher. \n>They got married, and now he is going through HELL.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to \nlet him \n>keep her.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in \n>Europe.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They \njust \n>can't face each other, but they still  stay together.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when \nthey \n>try to decide which one.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the \n>marriage the "Y" becomes silent.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was \nAlways.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it \nonly \n>seems longer.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL \n>HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT \n>HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>25. WIFE: Let's g
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What is with the "metaphysical" thing on EVERY question so far?\n\nAnyway, I read the story yesterday. It is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard, and all the more reason religion has such a bad name and non-believers associate believers with crazy, zealous, bible thumpers. Sad.
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In the age of IM's and SMS texts, the youth of America seems to have adopted a "but you know what I mean" attitude on the topic, which I find disturbing, as well.\n\nFor those folks who throw their hands up in the air, and announce that they are "just bad spallars (sic)", please do the rest of us a favor and click the Check Spelling button pre-submission.\n\nI agree with you so very much.\n\nDo any of you remember Ray Bradbury's FARENHEIT 451 ?  It asserts that since we do all of our logical thinking in words, that limiting the vocabulary of the masses could, in turn limit their thinking.  It's interesting to see that the most unclear thinking seems to be posted in the most dubious syntax most of the time.
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The one about the poor little hamster that was caught in the glue trap...there was really nothing else they could have done, and some people gave the meanest non-sympathetic answers. I don't like to see someone trying for a little comfort getting shot down and kicked too.
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I've read quite a bit of it, and the more I read the more I realize how utterly bogus it is when taken literally.\n\nOh, and I think "jackiedj8952" ment to say you needed to have your ears poisoned and be brainwashed by a preacher or someone. That's what she ment by "spiritual ears". \n\nShe's right in a way, you first need someone to tell you that this book is perfect in everyway and if you don't believe in it you will go to hell, because without that it'll just be another book of fantasy and make believe.\n\nI encourage christians to be honest with themselves and go here to give your ex-christian testimony:\n\nhttp://exchristian.net/
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Nothing I remember.  Hated math.  Just did not have the aptitude for it.  Give me English and Literature anytime!
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In high school I wrote a paper on how much I hated Holden. He really is a prick when you think about it.\n\nI'd suggest writing a dialogue between two of the members of Holden's fencing team.