today when i was taking a sip of my freshly squezed lemon juice named herberthus i notice some sort of growth of the bottle of juice. Once it had gown to about 2 feet in length, i decided that i better rent a baloon animal to kjeep my lemon friend happy and secure. I have chose a pink giraffe named cerfinkus, who is roughly the size of a gum ball. My question is; what happen when i see some sort of romance going on between my twso little friends?
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let them be, you might get tiny bottles of pink lemon juice that you can sell on ebay, lol\n\n;-P
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Hmmm, they are both so cute... I think porcupines. I mean, just look at them. \n\nhttp://www.supernovajuice.com/journal/archives/2005/09/babyporcupines.jpg\n\n*Awwwwww*
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I have a Blue Korbat (I'd like to paint him w/ the Baby Paintbrush in the future) A Green Lupe (...Halloween Paintbrush) Blue Koi, and an ugly Yellow Skeith...lol. I'm zapping him w/ the Lab Ray. Good Luck on Neopets!!!
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Congratulation, you thought of something that I never thought of, "Brovo".  On my first date I was 14, I took the girl next door to the movie's and we kissed of course, and even was lucky to have fondled her puppies that first time.  I remember having such confidence that day.  We actually went out for a year and a half.  Her and her family move to California, that was a very sad week for me, I can tell you that.  Finally got over it and moved on with my life...   Dr Checko...   (Nickname)
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I have a lizard a chameleon and a frog . They all stay in their place above an aquarium under lights and with a water fall and I have no cage or net. they know their place and Rome there free . It is very cool to see and know they are not completely captive. They seem happy when I feed them and spend time with them.\nOther than that your question might refer to an animal like a Zebra or Penguin, animals that are free away from MAN !
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What if it eats him and cant keep it in any longer?\nMaybe he feels guilty looking at the guy the girl is going out with.\nI think to clean his concious,he will tell.
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Boy, i having hear this for a very long time...A spanish fly is something that a guy will slip into a girls drink, so he can have sex with her...Only a PIG would do this to a girl,because thats the only way these Pigs can get sex...Just a bunch of dirty nasty PIGS....\n Clowmy
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Have you ever had a tiny pet that was really helpless on its own? I hate two pet parakeets and at first I literally had to work to teach one of them how to drink water. Now they really have nothing to offer me, they kinda hate me sometimes and ignore me, stare at me like I am the animal in a cage, and all I do is find myself cleaning up their poo-poo and giving them new food and water...... I think God might view us in much the same way.... And for some strange reason, he just really loves us and thinks we are worth it.
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Bloo is a riot. i love the way he goes about things... as far as sponge bob i've said it before and i will again. he's a contraceptive.. that's about all he's worth.. and even then he might be defective. he already is. i'll watch fairly odd parents, jimmy neutron, corneil and bernie. before i watch sponge bob, i control the remote.....
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i dunno dude, but your answer to that why question about the liver was raunchy... i loved it!    funny i thought it was a bunny rabbit with a rubber dick and a ducky with a glass eye... hmmm.
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I'm sorry, this called my attention cus my (human)love has diabetes, and thought this was a joke, and I never heard of something like this, diabetes in cats??? Anyway, I never leave things up in the air, until I find out more about it, and I'm shocked to hear it's true, sorry guys, and I'm sorry about your dear felines, I love kitties, and I hope you can resolve this, and keep your cats healthy. I think this is a good way to find more... I did! Hope it helps.
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Did anyone really think Hoopz wanted to be with Flav in a love relationship.  She was cool and enjoyed his company but she never really seemed like she wanted to get physical with him and when she kissed him he was the agressor.  When he picked her she looked like she wanted to say - Oh Shit!  They wasn't fighting over flav.  New York rightfully wanted to kick Pumkin's tail but she needed to let it go.  Pumpkin is such a scared skank.
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Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously. \n We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.  \n How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!  \nHere's a dozen of them (the ones that fit your limitations).  For more of these "pangrams" check the link below.\n\n *Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously. \n *We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.  \n *How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!  \n *Crazy Fredericka bought many very exquisite opal jewels.  \n *Sixty zippers were quickly picked from the woven jute bag. \n *Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes. \n *Heavy boxes perform quick waltzes and jigs. \n *Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.  \n *The five boxing wizards jump quickly. \n *How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.  \n *Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.  \n *Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.     \n\n(By the way, I assume the second one you listed was supposed to be "Jackdaws love MY big sphinx of quartz. ")
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Long ago, about three months ago I started talking to many people. Among those people were a girl. A very special girl who happened to catch my eye. But little did we know that things were going to end up this way. How did we end up? Madly in love and unable to keep our eyes off of each other. And what was her name? Her name just happens to be the name of a pretty little flower.
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maybe cartoon duck penis only comes out when its wet. don't question disney biology. that sh*t is foolproof.
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Last night i kept two guavas on my desk....\nAnd today morning I found a hole in one of them.....\nFind out who have created that hole......if u can.... :)
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How about a giraffe?  You are talented.