will always land on the carpet with the butter side down... \nif that's true and the cats will always land on their feet(ofcourse when they fall from a height)\n....then if you paste a slice of bread with butter(butter side up) on the back of a cat and throw them up in the air...What will happen ????
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Baby go to time out.Stop throw the cat around and clean up all that mess.
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Think of a little kitten that is cracking up because it is trying to take over the world and now put shoes on it!!!!\n\nBe happy!!!!
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It doesn't say that the egg has to land on the concrete pavement!  Only that it is dropped 5 feet above a concrete pavement!  So I suppose you could have 5 feet of mattresses and lift the egg up about an inch or so and drop it down onto the mattresses, so that it was actually being dropped "5 feet above a concrete pavement without it breaking and without catching it"!\n\nBasically a play on words as this is:\n\nJUMP TABLES: Bet a bunch of friends that you can put three tables together, take your shoes and socks off and jump over them. They'll be anxious to bet that you can't. Take the bet money in hand then proceed to push the three tables together, take off your shoes and socks and jump over the shoes and socks. Then pick up your stuff and run as fast as you can!\n\nOr (with props the below):\n\nI would go with this: "The winning entry used "Rice Krispies" breakfast cereal in sandwich bags to enclose their egg."\n\n"Our technical support dept received the following question about dropping eggs:\n"I have been searching your web pages trying to find out how I can drop a regular raw egg off a roof without it breaking. Years ago I did this in a physics class, but cannot remember what I did. There is nothing in your web pages regarding this. My 7 yr. old grandson and I would like to do it. Could you help ?"\n\nNormally we can only answer questions related to our products, but we felt this question deserved a reply. To get a broad range of replies we asked the readers of our e-mail newsletter for help. \nSome of the answers we received\nGet an egg-eating snake, give it the egg and wait until the egg is about half way down the snake, then fit the snake with tail flights (cf a dart), then drop said snake plus egg from bridge etc.. The front of the snake will act as a crumple zone, thereby protecting the egg (makes a mess of the snake, but that is outside the parameters of the experiment) Then cut open the snake and remove the egg (snake already deceased, so this is no longer an ethical problem)\n\nIts really quite simple- can't imagine how he's forgotten that he dropped it while it was still inside the hen! Just make sure it's not a hen with clipped wings-specially if the roof is high...... \n\nTheory has it that, given sufficient height, aerodynamics will cause the egg to align itself to land on the blunter of the two ends. The egg is remarkably strong in this orientation. As long as it falls onto a reasonably forgiving surface, a lawn maybe, it won't break - sometimes!\nSafer bet is for Grandad to drop a hard boiled one and palm his stunned Grandson a raw one. \n\nI recently dropped an egg from a roof-top and was able to achieve a drop of some 15 metres without the egg breaking. How? The roof was 16 metres from the ground. It was that last metre that always did the damage.\n\nHold the egg carefully in your hands and jump off the roof. \nPut the egg in the middle of a 1 foot square styrene block. \nTake the roof off, sit it on the ground and roll the egg of the edge of the roof next to the ground. \nImmerse the egg in liquid nitrogen first \nFit the egg with a parachute. \n\nIt's really very simple, the clue is to spread all the force during the retardation phase (landing) on the COMPLETE surface of the egg. In this way, the resulting (vector) forces will be zero. In other words: The forces will "become a pressure" instead. And, since the egg may be compared to a pressure vessel (the surface is curved and can thus take really a lot of pressure before breaking) the egg will not break if you put it in strong bottle filled with water before dropping it!\n\nThis is the classical solution to the problem. I have never worked it out myself but it should work as long as the bottle itself is strong enough (do a test by dropping the bottle filled with just water before doing the test in front of an audience).\n\ncenter the egg in a nylon stocking. \nstretch
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this one cause a arguement. my ex-boyfriend thought cats and dogs have no bones in their tails. may not have been the answer you were expecting but i still think it's a pretty dumb thought.
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Well, let's see here. Umm, this sounds alot like a "black cat crossing paths" thing. Best thing to do is just let it go, because it's more than likely not real.
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Part of the question is missing.  The question is supposed to read as follows:\n\nA cat is at the bottom of an 18-foot well.  Each day it climbs up three feet; each night it slides back two feet.  How long will it take the cat to climb out of the well?\n\nThe way this question is supposed to trick you is, many people would figure that the net gain per day is just one foot, so they would say it will take 18 days.\n\nActually, at the end of the 15th day and night, the cat will have climbed up 15 feet from the bottom of the well, so it will be just three feet from the top of the well.  So on the 16th day, the cat will climb up three feet, and be out of the well.\n\nAnswer: 16 days.
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No. It's not unusual...\n\nThey weigh about twice that of a house cat, with adult males usually ranging from 16 to 30 pounds.\n\n(I'll say you're old! Can't even type! kidding.)
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your a cat they always land on thier feet but they dont have feet they have paws
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try switching your cats food from dry to moist. it will make a differnce. did you ever think that it was your breath and not your cats? quit licking/kissing your pussys lips so much.
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okk...\nA teacher puts a photograph of a Tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat?\n\nLittle Mary has the first attempt and answers "By fur Miss?"\n\nThe teacher replies "Not quite right Mary, but a good try."\n\nMeanwhile all during the lesson Little Johnny is sitting down the back raising his hand in the air saying "Me, Miss! Me, Miss!"\n\nThe next student the teacher picks is Peter, and he answers "Is it attached by skin Miss?"\n\nThe teacher replies. "Not quite right either, Peter, anybody else want to try?"\n\nFinally, the teacher had no choice but to pick Little Johnny. She said to Johnny "What do you think the tail is attached by?"\n\nJohnny replied, "Judging by the size of those nuts on the cat I'd say it would have to be bolted on!"
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are u saying that the cats are 6yrs old?? well if so, cats can be very jealous creatures and if both of them grew up 2gether they wont compete for affection, how ever if u add a new member who of cause will get way more attention that they do (since Kittens are so adorable and u need to keep them near by since they are full of energy and mischief), they might (the older cats) get violent against the kitten or become sick. So i recommend not to get another kitten. but if u have your heart set on it be careful and don't neglect the older cats.
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I really wish I had my ultimate guide with me so I could flip through and get the name of the character that you're quoting that apparently NOBODY got (losers).\nbut i can't so here's my smartalec answer\nIf it's on carpet, you should smear it in real good and then leave it for a female to come and do her job and clean it.  And dammit woman where's my dinner?
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If you keep the cat box clean and the open wound does not come in contact with the box, don't worry about it.\nJust, keep it clean!\n:)
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The cat would be to blame for their deaths.  If the cat would have just let the mouse be then neither one of them would have died.  The deepest part of the ocean is near the Mariana Islands in the Pacific where the water is over 36000 feet deep.  There is no way to become a millionaire without any money to start with unless you find a dollar on the street and then win the lottery.  God is older than the Bible since he existed first.
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Give them all a bath. It alters their scent enough to confuse them for a bit and they will be more likely to make friends with each other. If you and the girlfriend and the cats don't agree on territory now, you won't in the future either.
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Awwwwwwwww! *Hugs* It wasn't your fault honey! It isn't against the law to accidentally hit an animal, so you don't have to worry about that at all. The cat ran in front of you and there wasn't anything that you could do to stop it from happening. The owner of the cat was irresponsible for letting the cat run around outside. An accident like that is the risk a pet owner takes when they let their pets run loose. Please don't worry about what happened. I know it is hard, but try not to dwell on what happened and please don't blame yourself.\n\nS.S.
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Hell no. Cats aren't stupid. They know if it's not good for them & don't eat it. You can disguise poison, but in general they don't eat food that will kill them.