It all started with the simple throwing of a lawn chair that was in my way...
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Actually I have and will gladly again. When I was 15 my neighbor said I'd NEVER be a singer so every night right into their window I would sing as loud as I possibly could with my keyboard. They tried retaliating by playing their Piano, but I always won out.\n\nNow we don't talk to eachother unless we really have too. I am a singer now with a guitar, DRUMKIT and KEYBAORD! So they backed down. \n\nDon't know if you ever watched the "Osbournes" well there is an episode where there is a Fued between them and one of their neighbors. \n\nTry to make peace first, then if it gets worst try the Cops when all that fails just don't bother with them. Or BLAST YOUR FAVE TUNES SO LOUD IT DRIVES THEM NUTS!!! Hawaii has a 10minute Law, which means that a noise MUST continue for 10 straight minutes after 10pm or before 10am in order for there to be any formal complaints made. So I used to be as loud as possible for 9 minutes stop for 5 and start up again. My neighbors couldn't do anything about it. \n\nLearn the laws of your area and seek your war just at the edge of them. Like a game of chess choose your next move wisely.
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I usually end up hitting a completely different target than I originally aimed for.
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Nah--I just flail my arms around and hit people. No big deal...haven't sent anyone to the hospital or anything (yet)
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When I was in the eighth grade, my mom told me to fold the laundry, but I snuck out and went to a friends house instead and I ended up getting my foot run over and having to go to the hospital.
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I lasted less than a year, I told them to shove it
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Yes but i take my time a bit slowly at first, GRASSY
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I almost left my spouse and I am so thankful I didn't.  I deserved to lose everything/everybody in my life because of my stupidity but I believe God intervened for me.  I am not going to badmouth this person because I am just as much to blame for this mess as he but he definitely was not the person I thought he was.  It has been over for 2 years and I am still paying for this really bad decision.  I will say it before everyone else will, "what goes around comes around."  I deserve that one.
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Thanks, b -- you made my day.\nLaughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair!\n:)
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I was a drunken politician.
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I suggest you hire a good attorney and take your medicine... go to court if necessary and be prepared for the consequences of your actions. Your guilt is going to kill you... you MUST face this situation.  Obviously you are remorseful and sound like a decent person.... do the right thing and let your attorney know you want to take the high road.
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i confess - i am a slacker
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Yes you should buy him another chair, that is just the honest thing to do. I'm sure he understands it was an accident but that doesn't mean it isn't polite and honest to replace it.
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Did you run him over with your wheel chair?  Cripple Fight!
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lmao. U should of practiced with a tin can in the backyard with a haystack behind it. You funny!\n\nPeace! Sorry. Only God can help you now.
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I randomly threw dodge balls at any random person's head.\nI did It everyday when I was 11 until I reached the age 12.\nI would hide I a corner and when someone went past i would just throw the dodge ball on their head.\nAfter hitting someone I would run away and hide In another corner seaching for another victim LOL.\nIt was soo fun.
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it happens... happened to me...
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you must have done something somewhere that you were not supposed to.......