the nutcase has been chasing me ,\nthreatning my parents,\nstolen my dads crack,\nbroken our door,\nwhat to do\npolice wont help
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get a privte investigator, and a gun!
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HERES A CUTE ONE:\n\nMrs. Gonzalez comes to visit her son Jose for dinner. Jose lives with a\nfemale roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but\nnotice how pretty Jose's roommate is. She had long been suspicious of the\nrelationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the\ncourse of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to\nwonder if there was more between her son, Jose and his roommate than meets\nthe eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Jose volunteered, "I know what you\nmust be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."\n\nAbout a week later, Maria comes to Jose saying, "Ever since your mother\ncame to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't\nsuppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just\nto be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:\n\nDear Mama,\n\nI'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not\nsaying that you didn't take it.\n\nBut the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for\ndinner.\n\nLove, Jose\n\nSeveral days later, Jose receives an email response from his Mama:\n\nMijo,\n\nI'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you\n'do not' sleep with her.\n\nBut the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would\nhave found the sugar bowl by now.\n\nLove, Mama
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Well me, myself & I, are all over here, and you are not!! \n\nSo therefore, you yourself must be over there!!\n\nBut if your over there: and me, myself and I are over here:  then who must be there, & where must be here!!\n\nBut who can't be there, cos your there: and where can't be here cos me, myself & I are here!!\n\nSo where is who? & Who is where?\n\nBut if who is where, & where is who: where is who & who is where?\n\nSorry I feel the need to go sit, and take my medication... 1000mg of fukital should do the trick!!
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Squirrles.............do-do-doo-do-do, Lookin for nuts, Squirrles..........do-do-doo-do-do, hangin out all day in trees. Its not easy being me. la dee da de do.\n\no.k. it's not as good as your, but i didn't want to be left out, you have a number one song on your hands hear.lol
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Doors\nSharon Cuneta\n\n\nDoors, why do there have to be doors?\n'Cause when you walked right out of \nYours and mine\nIt made me wonder why there are tears\n\nWhere is the end of all of these tears?\nWhere's the face that used to cheer me up?\nBoy, it makes me wonder...\n\nWhy does my heart just keep on beating?\nWhy do my arms just keep on reaching\nSomeone who's no longer there?\n\nWhat can I say besides I'm sorry?\nWhat can I say to change your mind?\nWhat can I do to make tomorrow yours and mine?\n\nChairs, why do there have to be chairs?\n'Cause yours is empty now,\nThere's no one there
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Huh? You put egg shells in your butt, your uncle killed your g'pa, your g'ma is still waiting on breakfast, your uncle's name is Tina and your name is Martha?\n\nI dunno...maybe you should go take a walk.
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Shaggy- it wasn't me\n\n\n(Yo man) Yo\n(Open up man) What do you want man?\n(My girl just caught me)\nYou let her catch you?\n(I don't know how I let this happen)\nWith who?\n(The girl next door, you know?) Man...\n(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you\n(Alright)\n\nHoney came in and she caught me red-handed\nCreeping with the girl next door\nPicture this we were both butt-naked\nbanging on the bathroom floor\nHow could I forget\nThat I had given her an extra key\nAll this time she was standing there\nShe never took her eyes off me\n\nHow you can grant the woman access to your villa\nTrespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow\nYou better watch your back before she turn into a killer\nBest for you and the situation not to call the beaner\nTo be a true player you have to know how to play\nIf she say you're not, convince her say you're gay\nNever admit to a word when she say makes a claim\nAnd you tell her baby no way\n\nBut she caught me on the counter\n( wasn't me)\nSaw me banging on the sofa\n( wasn't me)\nI even had her in the shower\n( wasn't me)\nShe even caught me on camera\n( wasn't me)\nShe saw the marks on my shoulder\n( wasn't me)\nHeard the words that I told her\n( wasn't me)\nHeard the screams getting louder\n( wasn't me)\nShe stayed until it was over\n\nHoney came in and she caught me red-handed\nCreeping with the girl next door\nPicture this we were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor\nI had tried to keep her from what she was about to see\nWhy should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me\n\nMake sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix\nWhenever you should see her make da giggolo flex\nAs funny as it be by you, it not that complex\nSeein' is believin' so you better change your specs\nYou know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past\nHardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass\nRik-boy, your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun\nYou know you better run fast\n\nBut she caught me on the counter\n( wasn't me)\nSaw me banging on the sofa\n( wasn't me)\nI even had her in the shower\n(wasn't me)\nShe even caught me on camera\n( wasn't me)\nShe saw the marks on my shoulder\n( wasn't me)\nHeard the words that I told her\n( wasn't me)\nHeard the screams getting louder\n(wasn't me)\nShe stayed until it was over\n\nHoney came in and she caught me red-handed\nCreeping with the girl next door\nPicture this we were both butt-naked\nbanging on the bathroom floor\nHow could I forget\nThat I had given her an extra key\nAll this time she was standing there\nShe never took her eyes off me\n\nGonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused\nI've been listenin' to your reasonin'\nIt makes no sense at all\nWe should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused\nYou may think that you're a player\nBut you're completely lost\nthats why i sing\nHoney came in and she caught me red-handed\nCreeping with the girl next door\nPicture this we were both butt-naked\nbanging on the bathroom floor\nHow could I forget\nThat I had given her an extra key\nAll this time she was standing there\nShe never took her eyes off me
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They rollin\n, they hatin, \npatrollin' \ntryin to catch me ridin dirty\n\ntryin to catch me ridin dirty\ntryin to catch me ridin dirty\ntryin to catch me riiiiiidin diiiirty
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1 When I asked him about the argument, he said that it was none of my business.\n2 Everyone listened while they announced the results.\n3 The police officer ordered me to move along.\n4 I explained to the teacher why I hadn’t done homework, but she didn’t believe me.\n5 I begged my parents to let me go to the party, but they refused.\n6 She told me that I should study art at university.
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whatever is bothering me
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ur in a war\nu gotta gun\nshut the mother f ucker that she cheated on u with \nlol jk\ndivorce her a ss
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A little Mad?\nWhen was the last time a cop actually helped you?  Police issue tickets to make the government \nmoney, not to help you. Police are meter maids doing nothing productive, but make your life \nharder to live.  They call tow trucks take your car and if you can't get it out,  they re-sell it at \nauctions to car dealerships, who sell it right back to you. You accept the rules of the game of life \nbecause you feel powerless to change them.  The government controls you into working your life, \nhaving children and putting them in the same situation you are in now, and then you die.  \nYour parents did it to you, you do it to your children. \nDid you really need that cop to write a ticket and fine you for not keeping up with the laws?\nWhen you did something wrong as a child, did your parents tell you, you owe them $100?  \nOr did did you learn your lesson another way?\n \nThink the laws are easy to keep up with?  Ask your family or friends how many new laws popped \nup in the last 50 years, everyone thinks it was so nice in the past, it was, we made \nlaws to stop it.  Every spot of the earth is marked off with law signs. You know whats right and \nwrong, you don't need to pay money to the GOVT when they tell you your wrong.  \n\nWhy do they take money? The one thing you need in this world to live?  \nBecause it's the one thing in this world you need to live, your CONTROLLED.\n\nAre you MAD? Did it start with MONEY problems? Money is the root of evil things in this world.\nYour fooled into thinking if you play the game and get enough money, one day you will\nbe left alone.  Wrong, they watch you even more, cause now you have more money and \nthe GOVT wants more of it.\n\nDo you drink or do drugs to take the pain away? It's not your fault.  You want to take your anger \nout on something/anything(the govt perhaps).  PLEASE, stop re-directing the anger of the world \ntowards those you care about, put it in it's place,  get mad at the GOVT, not your family.\n\nYou work for money, 30% to GOVT. You need food, %, You need a car, %, \nYou need registration, %, You need inspection, % , You need insurance, %, You drive to fast, %,\nYou drive too anything, %, You need to park, %, You get towed, %, Bought your land, %, You \nactually have some left over, put it in a bank, % to GOVT.  Want to leave the money you actually\nsaved to give to your family so they don't have it as bad as you did when you die, 50%.  \nYou finally DIE, %. to be buried.   Even when your dead, you owe money.   Stop the CYCLE.\n\nNothing will change?  Don't you think your great, great, grampa thought the same thing when\nhe left Europe to come to a place where the GOVT didn't tell him everyday, he's a bad person.\nNo laws?  No way, just stop telling us where bad people while your making money for the GOVT.\nGood people, we know what the laws are,  WERE GOOD PEOPLE.\nBad people don't need the laws because they don't care about laws anyways!  Don't have enough \nmoney to pay for it?  Good or bad, your going to jail to think about it now.\n\nSTOP THE CYCLE OF HATE AND DEATH, don't do it to your children again!!  \nIf you need help, call 911, until then, LEAVE US ALONE TO LIVE!!   \nWho is anyone to tell you anything about your life, IT'S YOUR LIFE!\n\nRemember, this is why we REVOLTED in the first place.  Not that we didn't like \nthe world, but because we LOVE the world.  I LOVE AMERICA in it's idea, the government \nneeds to make money somewhere else and stop stressing us all out or we will stop the GOVT!!\n\nLET FREEDOM RING! --------we need to hit the bell-------DDDOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!\n\nericmartin33@yahoo.com
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Roughly translated, it goes something like this (one of your words is a bit off, so I had to guess):\n\nBeware those men!  They will certainly drag us into a neighboring house and kill us there.  But in error, for Marcus having been upset by fear after he heard Sextus shouting, fell to the ground and lay in the inexorable dirt.\n\n"Hold on!" one of the robbers shouted.  "Where do you go, small one?  What is your name? Aren't you the son of a senator? Isn't your name Marcus Cornelius?"\n\nTo whom Marcus replied, "What do you want, accursed ones?  I have no money.  Do not beat me.  If you hurt me, my father will certainly punish you."\n\nBut the robber interrupted, "Be silent, boy.  You are our captive and (radibis? - we will not return) you to your father.  No one will be able to save you now.  For I will kill you myself."
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alone, on the web,\ndrops of sensitivity\nembrace an eyelash\n\nor\n\nFaceless, just numbered.\nLone pixel in the bitmap-\nI, anonymous.\n\nMy sign is very big...\nPeople in the back can't see...\nSoon... They will kill me\n\nMy friend and I will\nGo to a place called Eastwood\nAnd we will have fun\n\nJust watching T.V.\nLooking for a better show...\nFound one and stayed there....\ni modify if i think more...
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Your parents?\n\nSounds more like you having the problem.
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My resolution is to stop \ntrying to figure out how to do it, \nand start doing it. \nI also need to stop talking to myself\nand clean the cobwebs out of my head. \n('snickers shakes head emphatically \nand hears clanging noises...)
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Okay, you've got some good advice here and some useless advice.  I'll offer mine in addition and see what happens.\n\nI'm confused: a woman has been stalking you, but a man was taking pics of the inside of your apartment...??\n\nBut you're asking for advice:\n\nMove.  Seriously.  If you really believe that your life is in danger, move.  Now.  People take the position that "I'm not being pushed out of here by these crazy people" and then live months or years, constantly looking over their shoulders.  I guess you can if you want, but if moving solves the problem, do it.  I know that's not a good answer for a lot of people...but if we are talking about your life, what's more important?\n\nSounds like your last contact with the police was on the 8th, right?  Don't wait for them to call you and let you know what's going on...call them, and ask what's going on.  Have there been any arrests?  What's the status of the investigation?  Can they offer you a temporary or emergency protective order?  Who is the officer or detective handling the case?  When can you speak with them?  What do they recommend you do, based on their investigation?  Where can you go to seek some legal advice or representation?  \n\nI don't know that I'd be so quick to get to the media as some have suggested.  I would certainly make every effort to work within the police department and seek your results through them, rather than possibly embarrass them or yourself in the media.  \n\nIt's late and I'm beat....but I'd be happy to help you sort some more of this out if you'd like.  You can email me at my user name at yahoo.com.  Really need to know what state you're in, though.