My friend used to think that "My Bonnie lies over the ocean" was "My body lies over the ocean."  She never understood how that could be!\n\nI used to think that Johnny Cash was singing "I wish I had pneumonia..."  instead of "I wish I had a-known ya."\n\nJust wondered if you had similar funny stories to share!
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I used to think the song for almond joys was "My aunt joyce has nuts and men dont" so I used to sing it all of the time and thought it was normal until we were at a restaurant and started singing it to the waiter and he looked at me like I think your trying to sing "almond joys has nuts and mounds dont"
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i did once copy/paste one answer of mine...its about a lyrics of a song....\nthats honest enough so give me the ten points...
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I have realised before yes but truth be told i only realised when i heard my friends little girl humming a tune and i thought it was abc's but when i asked her what she was humming it was twinkle little star! \n\nAnd just so you know i hummed it anyway when you asked! :)
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Yeah, I laughed at that one too.  But I laughed better at your answer to the Jingle Bells question. lol\nI love your jokes and stories.  Keep up the good work.
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"On the Down Low" by Brian McKnight...this was my ex's and my song.  I am so very over him, we've been broken up over 10 years, but I hear this song still and instantly think of him and of "us" ;o)
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This is very strange but yes SB. One night it was very stormy, wind blowing, lightning with thunder cracking loudly....I was in the embalming area of the mortuary, there were five bodies. It was eerily quiet inside even with all the noise outside. I was alone, the only living soul with five dead. Been there, done that a thousand times, but somehow this night was different. Suddenly my foot started to tap on the cold, hard, cement floor. I took my rubber gloves off and began to snap my thumb and finger, whistling an unknown tune, my head was moving to the beat of a mystery song.\n\n     Wait.....did I hear a voice? Can't be, I am here alone,\nbut am I really alone? More voices, one than two, now three, four , five! Snapping my fingers, tapping my foot, moving my head.....five voices and me. What is it, what could this strange phenomena be? I am not scared, just curious. What are they singing, what is it. As I looked around the embalming area the five bodies were snapping their fingers SB, seriously. Their heads were rocking from side to side, they were tapping their feet against the bottom of the casket.  What is this , what are they singing!\n\n     Then it came to me, the sounds became clearer, the mystery solved......the voices in unison singing:\n   \n     "The hills are alive, with the sound of music."\n\n   We all sang together, a harmony so beautiful, so intense.\n\nIt was a very heartwarming experience, you really had to be there.
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yes...I laughed at a funeral, too.  My husband's grandfather's....who lived with us and I loved him dearly.  His daughter had done the funeral arrangements and while we were at the graveside someone started playing the bagpipes.  Don't get me wrong, I love bagpipes, but this was sooooooo not something that Grandpa would have had any interest in that I just started laughing....hard...and couldn't stop.
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I saw a comedian one time who commented on the fact that he had recently seen (this was YEARS ago) Keith doing a Rock Against Drugs commercial... imagine seeing Keith saying "don't do drugs" Yeah well we can't do drugs anymore Mr. Richards, because YOU already F***ing did Them ALL. I laughed...He does look pretty rough these days, I can't believe he can still perform. I had this funny thought when I was watching them at the Superbowl... wouldn't it be ironic if Mick had a big ol' heart attack right in the middle of the song "Start Me Up" and they had to hit him with the defibrillator? That would be priceless!!
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That was thee FUNNIEST JOKE I have seen in a very long time!And like BatFink.......I too found myself singing along!  If you would have had this in my "10 points for funniest joke" question,  you would have gotten it.......Hands down! LOL
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DEAD CELEBRITY STATUS?\n\nIn my backyard, i didn't hear the bass or the song at all but towards the end it says \n\nI found a Message in a Bottle so I called the Police.\nI met a Material Girl who said Poppa Don't Preach.\nThey say love bites like an angry Def Lepperd,\nlike a Nine Inch Nail being pushed in by Trent Rezner.\nI got a Sex Pistol and a Gang of Bloodhounds,\nwho walked up to a House of Pain and made Lethal Jump Around.\nI ate Chop Suey while watching System of a Down,\nfell asleep in Linkin's Park and woke up in Marcy's Playground.\nSNIFFING WHITE STRIPES with a SEVEN NATION ARMY,\nwaiting for Marilyn Manson to egg it on me.
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Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!\nThat's is a way better song than what I wrote.\nI love it!!!!!!!!!\nWhat's your inspiration for this song?\nLove it!\nLove it!\nLove it!
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This song is so true. I done been through this exact same thing. I wish this song was out before i did what i did. Young females need to listen to the song and read the lyrics. This song will help anyone through this problem. Thanks for the help with the lyrics.
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Good Golly Miss Molly that a great one. Haven't heard it before. LMAO. Thanks.
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Do you remember anything about the song at all?  Male or female singers, band or solo singer, any line at all from the song?  Do you think it might have been a Midnight Oil song?  What about the commercial?  Do you remember any people who were in it?  It might have been members of whatever band sang the song.  Midnight Oil had a lead singer who was bald.  I remember seeing something with their "Dead Heart" song - very catchy beat.
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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my parents would take us on Saturday nites to visit with my favorite aunt and uncle. My uncle was a huge country fan and a huge\nBuck Owens fan so all nite he'd play what we now call "old country". The party would wind down and everyone would crash on couches etc and every Sunday morning my uncle would sneak over to the stereo before everyone was up and blast out some country to wake us up. I woke up a lot of Sunday mornings to "Together Again" or "I've got a tiger by the tail" - good times. Thank You Mr. Owens - please say to my Uncle Bud up there, he'd like to shake your hand.\n\nI also heard that she showed up to perform Friday nite but decided he wasn't feeling well so he left but while he was walking to his car in the parking lot, a couple from Oregon said they had come all the way to see him so he went back and did a show for them. Now that's an entertainer!
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If Billy Joel visited Yahoo Answers, I'd ask him if he was still in a 'New York State of Mind'. I'll never forget a day in late September, 2000. He sang that song extremely well. Thanks Billy.
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lol i use to listen to that song till i wore it out. Thanks for reminding me.\nThink i'll go listen to it soon.