What's the funniest "Yo Momma" joke ever?
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Yo Momma so fat that she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street... asked her what she was doin?\nand she replied: "moving!!!"
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes\n\nYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind\n\nYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!\n\nYo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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yo momma so stupid she didnt find a book in the library\n\nyo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight
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Yo mama is so old she has an autographed bible.\n\nYo mama is so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.\n\nYo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.\n\nYo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo momma so fat, she uses asian girls for chopsticks!\n\nSorry, saw the id and couldnt resist :)
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Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate." \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of the 3rd grade. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she stole a police car because she thought "911" meant Porsche. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when she was taking you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler by her pillow to see how long she slept. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, your house burned down because she couldn't find the "11" button to call 911. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she brought a towel to her carpool. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when your dad said, "It's chilly outside," she ran into the kitchen to get a bowl. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she heard that 90% of all accidents occur around the home, so she moved. \n\n\nchapter 3: ugly \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals." \n\nYo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on bath water. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, instead of having her own 900 number, she has her own 911 number. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back." \n\nYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she scares away blind kids. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, the doctor's still slapping her. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she leaned over to hear, "snap, crackle, pop," all she heard was "Aargh! Get us out of here!" \n\nYo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. \n\nYo mama's
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lmao i luv little jhonny jokes!!!!!   :D
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.\nYo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.\nYo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.\nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.\nYo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.\nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.\nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.\nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass.\nYo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.\nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"\nYo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.\nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!\nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.\nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.\nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.\nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.\nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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fat momma jokes always go over well, except when it's yo momma. just work on your delivery.
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Cool joke:\n"Dad, what is politics?"\n"Politics? Well, consider our home. I am the wag earner, so let's call me Capitallism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her Goverment. We take care of you and your needs, so we'll call you the People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your baby brother the Future. Do you understand so far?"\n"I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."\nLate that night, the boy's sleep was disturbed by the crying of his baby brother. He got up and found that the baby had soiled its nappy. He went to his parents' room and found his mother fast asleep, and then discovered that his father was bonking the maid so vigorously that they didn't hear his knocks on the door. He returned to his bed and went to sleep.\nNext morning he reported to his father, "Dad, I now think I understand what politics is."\n"Good, my boy. Explain it to me in your own words."\n"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class and the Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the future is full of s**t."
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Yo mama is so ugly she can make an onion cry
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Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. \nYo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! \nYo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her \nYo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! \nYo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter! \nYo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter \nYo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. \n Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. \nYo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. \nYo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. \nYo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. \nYo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! \nYo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. \nYOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED!\n\nYOUR MAMA SO FAT EVERY TIME  SHE TURNS AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY!\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT YOU NEED A ROAD MAP TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND HER!\n\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, PEOPLE CAME AND STARTED PLAYING TWISTER ON HER POLKA DOT DRESS.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.\n\nYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read\n\nYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\n\nYo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."\n\nYo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics\n\n\nYo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.\n\nYo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.\n\nYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. \n\nYo mama has a wooden leg with branches.\n\nYo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. \n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" \n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."\n\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. \n\nYo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!\n\nYo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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yo mamas so stupid, she tried to put the MnMs in alphabetical order.\nyo mamas so fat, when she tried to go on a cruise, the whole ship sank.\nyo mamas so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone  company\nyo mamas so stupid, the only thing seperating her and the UPS man was the door\nyo mamas so stupid, on a job application, under "Sex" she put "Yes, please"\nyo mamas so stupid, her shirt had to say "TGIF" or This Goes In Front, \nor with shoes "Toes Go In Front\nyo mamas so stupid, she tried to go in to an NC-17 movie, and they wouldnt let her, so she went home and brought back 16 friends\nyo mamas so stupid, she wanted to see how much a Big Mac weighed, so she ate it and stepped on the scale
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I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya