When I was little, i got into the habit of NOT using a urinal. Whenever I try now, I always get embarrased. Any advice?
216946
Ummm.....don't use the urinal I guess. =)
221338
If you had a bladder infection it would not be comfortable to urinate.  If you feel it is internal and not your spine, it could be kidney infection.  I would defiantly see a doctor.\n\nUmm...not defiantly...Definitely
192465
Just learn to laugh at yourself. Don't think about it as a embarrassing moment, think of it as an experience. In third grade the teacher was talking. I had to go. I ask and she said no. The stain was there for a long time. The chair began to flood........
352168
First of all men don't own us..if we want to take a piss in public then we will! Secondly I personally wouldn't use the bathroom in public UNLESS I really had to.
329204
I was in the 5th grade and the teacher asked me to take care of a section of students in the class and ask them questions she chose while they wrote them down. I had to pee REALLY bad but was enjoying my assignment too much soooo....I ended up peeing IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! I was so embarrased that when I was going to the main office I bumped into a student I knew and said to myself outloud "Stupid Richard spilled water all over me"! It was so embarrasing! It's been 20 years and I still can't forget!
504021
We usually take the one urinal most distant from an occupied one. And no we don't line up behind eachother we just wait around until one is available. \nIf urinals are not available, we generally kick every stall door really hard until one is flung open empty and use that. Which helps the guy taking a dump take a much faster one. lol\n\nHere's a hilarious little game that explains the dynamics:\nhttp://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
117558
Yes that is true, and it will almost burn while your going to the bathroom, there are ways to treat yourself if you feel one coming on, go to the store and get 100% cranberry juice, it has clensing affects on your bladder and urinary tract (which can get infected also) if you cant muster it up to drink the juice you can go to the supplements isle at walmart and get cranberry pills, its just concentrated juice in a pill. Lay off drinking pop (or soda whatever you like to call it) and drink lots of water. you should be good to go, i forget but there is a test and treatment you can buy at a local drug store/pharmacy, go ask your local pharmasist and ask him where it is and what its called, sorry i dont remember the name
308270
I dont piss next to anyone unless i really have to go...if someone walks in while im there i zip up and head out the door...sorry im not into guys checking out my genitals...lol
248259
OK, I don't know why you would want to know some thing like this, but what the heck..........\n\nIt was my 17th birthday party and me, a bunch of my friends and some people that I worked with went "camping."  It was one of those primitive campsites (no electric or water.)  Anyway, all of us were drinking and acting like a bunch of idiots.  We were swimming in this little creek and I decided that I had to pee.  I got out of the water and started to walk up the hill to head to the outhouse and I just couldn't make it, I peed straight down my legs.  Although my shorts (blue jean) were already soaked you could still tell what was happening.  I was laughing so hard that I fell backwards in to my pee puddle.
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I TRY and aim myself carefully (and I always put the seat up so  it won't get wet) - but sometimes the urine hits the floor, either right in front of the toilet, or sometimes behind and to the right of the bowl - I tend to overshoot. \n\nGuess I need to work on my aim!
382385
I dont sit on the toilet at all, I always squat and hold the back of my pants so it does not touch the seat.I also bring my own baby wipes with me. I never use the public toilet paper. You never know what touched the roll of t/p before you got there. Females can be so unsanitary when it comes to the restrooms, and I don't want to take my chances.
669324
There is nothing wrong with you, it's called being "pee-shy".  If you feel more comfortable using a stall in public, than so be it.  I am also  the same way.  A website you might try is www.paruresis.org
255671
First you straddly the toilet, doesnt matter which way you face and slowly pee, because if you force the flow you wont know which way it will go. Could be down your leg.  Once you see it will be a steady stream then you can use a little more pressure.  If you miss dont forget to wipe the seat/children dont look before they sit.
128212
That is gross. You are not supposed to pee in the shower. Did you ever learn proper hygiene?
316970
This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
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The problems of old age  and a bad memory fidgety!\nThe first sign of it is forgetting to do up your zip after having a pee.The second sign is forgetting to pull it down before you have a pee!\nWhat's pink,smells of pee and goes in,out,in,out?\nGranny doing the hokey-cokey.\n\nEven though I'm old,I've definitely still got it.\nTrouble is,nobody wants it!
82004
Why the embarrassment?  Maybe funny, but not embarrassing. The bathroom is THE place to go. If you can't let one rip in the bathroom stall, you can't rip one anywhere.