mine was this old lady who didn't even look human started chasing me in this old wooden house and when i ran outside of the house, i saw her looking at me threw the house's window, and i pacicked and jumped into a lake and hid in a basement thing, and i heard the unhuman lady above me laughing. *shutter*
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I dreamed that I was watching some people being tortured, and a woman was having her tongue torn out. Meanwhile, three men were beheaded in front of me, and another was having his brains slowly and literally scrambled. \n\nThen the whole scene changed, and I dreamed that I was at some sort of farm. I went alone into a large room that had a big silver vat in it. Suddenly some machinery started moving, and a black hog was pulled into the room, hanging upside down by its heels. Then it was dropped, fully alive, into the silver vat, which contained boiling oil. The animal was being fried alive, kicking and screaming. I could hear its hooves scraping on the bottom and sides of the vat as it tried in vain to escape. It was jumping up and down and shrieking. Smoke was pouring out its eyes, nose, mouth, and the pores of the skin. It was utterly horrifying. I opened a door and went running out of the building, with the sound of the screaming hog still pounding in my ears. Then I abruptly woke up in a pool of sweat.
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This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
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There was one I played while I was walking with my mom in the mall. I called it, "Don't step on the different colored tiles". I stayed on the white normal tiles and when the floor got to a section that was differently colored, I'd hold my breath(the only defense) and run through the tiles 'til it became white again. Heh, good times. Mom thought I was just being funny and eager to go shopping.
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I walked down the dark alley on my way home.  Then, out of nowhere,  someone came out and started to strike me.  I couldn't identify his face but I knew I had seen him somewhere.  I was regretful I had walked down that alley since that strike had now turned to a scab. I was at the cop's office and I was telling as best as I could because I had dementia.  I knew I had to get revenge or else my rage would be unfulfilled in my desire to get him back.
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Yes, I was living in a two-story house in WV. I was sleeping in the attic after some reading and something went by the light that startled me I said who's there no one answered. I notice my closet door quack open a little so I looked inside and saw two red glowing eyes looking right at me, so I close the closet door and went to my dad and we went back to my room and he open the closet door anw and shined a flashlight at that spot and that red glowing eyes vanish until he turned off the flashlight and it was back again.We went donwstairs and we looked at each other thinking we were crazy.Another was me and my mother was in the kitchen ,she was writing letters and I was washing dishes and we heard something strange sound coming from the wall next to the stove and followed the sound to only hearing breathing and seeing the wall in and out as if someone or something was presant. I got out of there. The every last time I was in the kitchen and mom and dad was in the livingroom watching tv and the wall started up and this time my dad came into the kitchen and this time the wall breath to "GET OUT" 3x's like that, the hairs all over stood on end I shaken all over and could't stay anymore in that house. Moved away to new location felt better and one New Year Eve I went with a friend to the store and I decided to see if that house was still there as I looked up this thing was greyish/white all over and the same red glowing eyes looking at me, I shaked again and my friend came out and came over were I was looking at this thing and it scared her too.I didn't believe in stuff like this now that has change.
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When I was little we were playing under the train bridge. my boyfriends dog went on the track and a train was coming we we're on one side our 2 friends on the other. in a panic we were all calling the dog and she did'nt know which way to go. The train hit her and her head flew off and landed right by my feet it was one of the scariest and horriblest days of my life.
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One time on a camping trip I was walking back from the bathrooms at that moment right between day and night and I saw someone walk across the front of the site and stop behind a tree. So I figure one of the people is going to jump out and try to surprise me, so I pull out my flashlight, walk up to the tree, turn on the light, and there's no one there.\n\nAs a child the chandelier used to swing from side to side, and the radio would turn on by itself in the middle of the night.\n\nOne time I was alone in a house, and I felt a presence. I looked a mobile hanging motionless, and said, "If there is anyone else here, make the mobile spin." The next moment, the mobile began to spin.\n\nOne time I was driving into Ponca State Park to set up a large camping gathering, and the sides of the road were lined with spirits. All standing there, clearly visible to everyone, calmly welcoming us back.\n\nOn another camping trip, we felt a spirit near the bon-fire. We had a ring of 40 tiki-torches around the bonfire. It was a still and windless night, but all the tiki flames near the spirit bent in. One of the people in the circle had a fancy camera. After the campout she went to get the film developed, and all the photos from before the visitor turned out, but after that all the film was blank. She took the camera in to be repaired. The repairman asked if she'd been in a nuclear power plant. All the innards were fried from electromagnetism\n\nMy grandmother died while my niece was in utero. After my niece was born, she would look up at areas where no one was standing, and laugh and giggle. We all knew that she was looking at gramma, so we never showed her any pictures. Finally, at about a year old, she could speak, and my sister showed her the family photo album. My niece picked out her photo and said, "That's Old Gramma."
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Oh yeah! A beautiful redhead, a few years older than me, way out of my league. But I couldn't help making a fool of myself! I probably would have robbed a bank for her if she'd asked me to! Ah, the classic teenage crush on an older person. Very painful, very deep learning experiance!
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my whole family is sensitive ghosts.  my mother saw Indians hiding behind some stones in her bedroom. my cousin lost a tooth when she was little and out of no where a red hor quarter was in her hand. I myself have had my bed raise and shack like crazy. I have seen a long legged man walk across my mothers living room floor while we were playing cards. in our old house on kelleys island in ohio I couldn't breath in the middle of my bedrrom floor. didn't matter any where else in the room but the middle.  my family has a history of strange things that happen. my husband say they follow me, no matter we live. now my childeren have the same gift. if that is what you want to call it.
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I have over the years the worst one was my previous residence. It got to the point I had to stay awake all night to watch over my children. I could handle the walking around, moving thing's, turning off the rasio and such but when my oldest would sit straight up in her sleep and stare into the bedroom closet I began to worry. One night we heard something charge up the baesment stairs and ram into the door yet the door stood still. I snuck outside to see who had broken in but there weren't any footprints and it was raining. My son has Autism and refused to sleep in the bedroom he would sleep and scream out for me whatever it was made itself visible the last night we stayed there it had the cat terrified trying to get out of the house. The following day we removed everything we had left behind and as I shut the door the screen came flying down missing my head by an inch this house was referred to as The Hell House and I pray the new owner is safe for he is far from alone there.
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I had this boyfriend (briefly) who liked to joke that I make monkey-noises when I come (which I don't!), and one night when we were in the throes and I was just about getting there he said "Good little monkey, come for daddy," and I just started to laugh, and I got the giggles so badly that we had to stop, I was just rolling around on the bed crying with laughter, and the more annoyed he got the more it made me laugh. Eventually he got up and left, and the next day he dumped me by text message, saying I was too childish.
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My aunt.  She was young and single and it was always fun to be around her.  She treated me like an adult, and was so funny.  She taught me how to laugh. She's still my favorite adult!!
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Hm... Well, one year-- it was two years ago, actually-- the turkey was thawing in the kitchen sink. It was a big turkey-- a 20 pounder, I think-- and weighed more than 1/5th of my weight! It was a slippery little sucker too so my mom did most of the work on it... So, as I was cooking some vegetable stir fry, I felt something against my leg.\nI looked down, and holy crap, there was the freaking turkey! On the floor! Walking on its drumsticks with its wings wrapped around my poor legs...\nI screamed bloody murder and ran like my life depended on it... The damn thing wouldn't let go and I kicked and kicked it! Then, my dad got his double barrel shot gun and shot the stupid turkey... Yes... there was turkey meat all over the kitchen, on me, in my hair... That was my worst Thanksgiving Day disaster...\nBut, hey, at least I had cheesecake! :-)
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Yes i have. I was about, 5ish. (Im 13 now) My family moved in with my granmother when we moved from Michigan. I had a bad dream or something and I went to my parents room. (I'd never done it before) My mom just rolled over and told me to go back to bed. On the way back to my room, I saw a flicker at the corner of my eye. Looking directly at it, I saw nothing. Changing tactics, I looked out of the side of my eye.  A old man was standing there, watching me. Scared out of my wits, I asked, "Who are you?" He looks at me and smiles then disappears into thin air. The next morning, I told my grandmother what had happened. She cried and told me " That was your Grandfather, he was just being your gardian angel, Torrie."  From then on, I got up every night, watching for him but he never came back.
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My date and I wound up talking in the car late at night, parked in the lot after watching a movie.  While we're talking, he noticed an old lady having trouble starting up her junky car.  He went to help her.  \n\nThere was a jogger who saw the problem they were having and he and my date got on the rear of the lady's car and started pushing so that the lady can get a running start at the wheel.  They were pushing for about 50 yards when suddenly, the engine comes to life and vrooom!  The old lady drives away without even thanking them.  They're flabbergasted, surrounded by a cloud of exhaust gas.  What made it hilarious was that the jogger dude wound up spraining his ankle while he was pushing the car.  We had to drive this total stranger to his house because he couldn't walk.\n\nThat wasn't really cool but it made the date a memorable one.  Also, it gave me an idea that my date was a very kind and helpful fellow.
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mine was great...until my date caught me and beat me down...*sigh* Good Times, Goooood Tiimmmeesssss...
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Oh boy, I happened to have a few. My first one was when I was about eight or nine. I was very best friends with Mary. Well, Mary's family had to go to church every single Sunday. This one particular Sunday I had the worst case of gas I have ever felt!! And of course, you can probably guess the rest, but I'll tell anyways. During a prayer; there was dead silence, you could have heard a pin drop, I let one go, and as you know pews in a church are made out of wood. That makes it echo like you wouldn't believe! Well, the whole church turned around and looked right at me, my best friend Mary, and her sister who were trying so hard not to laugh,it was obvious who did it. The Mom was horrified and kept telling us to shhh, but every time she did, we'd laugh harder. Very embarrassing...\nAnother brilliant move was; at a party. A grown up party as I seen it, I was 17 and the average age at this party was hmm..around 21 or so, so I felt like a big girl!! Well, everyone was out on the deck. I was drunk (when wasn't I?) and wanted to go out on the deck with all the "big girls". So what did I do? The doors going out to the deck were glass, I thought the door was open, everyone was looking although to this day I don't know why, and I, looking cool with my beer, smiling, walked smack dab into that window falling on my bum, making everyone laugh hysterically! Another very embarrassing. But before I go, I have to tell you ONE more. THis time I was a bit older, working at a bar helping out with my college funds. I was about 26, it was busy, PLUS this bar had two sliding glass doors going out to the deck in this bar. Now, I was carrying food, and about 15 beer on one tray. I knew everyone was looking at me, seeing if I would drop a beer. I knew I wouldn't as I was a good bartender, but little did I know, that my boss changed the door that was open, and closed that one, but opened the other one. Needless to say, she was just yelling out to me to "be carefu......." when SMACK! The tray I was carrying got pushed into ME, the beer all fell, the food was smushed right into my clothes, and the bar was packed!!! It took all of my being not to run out and never ever come back, but I knew I couldn't do that. So, I just left for a minute, trying to clean up my clothes, and just carried on. I then looked to make sure what sliding door was open and which wasn't. Everyone was still kinda snickering, so I told them "ok..laugh and get it out of your system!!" Which they did, but whenever I waited on them, they would all say things like "oh boy, look out...here she comes again"..I didn't live that one down for YEARS! So, there ya go. THREE embarrassing moments, not just one! Thanks for asking! lol.\nGOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS!!