I turn polar bears white \nand I will make you cry. \nI make guys have to pee \nand girls comb their hair. \nI make celebrities look stupid \nand normal people look like celebrities. \nI turn pancakes brown \nand make your champagne bubble. \nIf you squeeze me, I'll pop. \nIf you look at me, you'll pop. \nCan you guess the riddle?
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There is a good discussion on this on a snopes.com messageboard (see link below). The best guess appears to be Air.
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Ask Smokey the Bear to teach you to spell.\n\n[][][] r u randy? [][][]\n.
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a Riddle! ma i right!
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Jingle bells,\nPythagorean theorum smells\nEinstein laid an egg.\n\n\nAs far as I got. Sorry. I tried.
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The correct answer is "NO"... (That's why kindergarten students can answer it.)\n\nThe last line of the riddle should read, "Can you guess the correct answer?"
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trick question huh?  give details
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First of all, the last part of the riddle is missing. "Can you answer this riddle?"\n\nThe answer is simply "no".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white, and just made a wild guess.\nDo a little research, and you'll see pressure has absolutely nothing to do with it...
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5 house colors (red, green, white, yellow, blue)\n5 drinks (tea, milk, beer, water, coffee)\n5 cigs (Dunhill, Pall Mall, Blend, Price, Blue Master)\n5 pets (cat, horse, birds, dog, zebra?)\n5 nationalities (English, Swede, Nord, Dane, German)\n\nWell, I figured out that the first 3 houses are Norwegian, blue, and drink milk.\n\nThat's all I've figured out.\n\nSorry I couldn't be more help. I haven't done logic problems this intense in a while.
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it's this a riddle?\ni like riddles\nso, my answer is the same\nletter R
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1.  White.  The house is on the North Pole.\n\n2.  A quarter and a dime.  You said one is not a quarter... the OTHER one is.\n\n3.  You have 2, which is how many YOU took away.
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Really its a nice mind riddle.\nAnd u gave the answer also.........but real good one.\nIt took me time to understand even after reading the answer.\nBut its great.\nNext time dont give the answer to any other riddle.........let people think and give the answer.This way It wud b better. Though i liked that answer was given coz otherwise i wud b thinking about it but i m sure i wudnt hv got it.\nTake care & God bless
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1.  The rope isn't tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.\n\n2. The maid because there are no mail's on sunday\n\n3. Fred has 3 cages and 4 canaries.\n\n4. Steve is a juggler. When he came to the bridge he juggled the gold, always keeping one piece in the air. \n\n5. Since all the windows face south, the  house must be at the North Pole and the Bear is White.\n\nThus the bear is a Polar Bear.\n\n6. A River\n\n=)
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1- silence\n2- a music note (g clef/treble clef)\n3- jumbo shrimp\n wow these really had me thinking but i think i got them\nthanks for the mind twisters...those really were amazing riddles
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COLOUR\n\nWhen I was born, I was black.\nWhen I grow up, I'm black.\nWhen I'm ill, I'm black.\nWhen I go out in the sun, I'm black.\nWhen I'm cold, I'm black.\nWhen I die, I'm black.\n\nBut you -\n\nWhen you're born, you're pink.\nWhen you grow up, you're white.\nWhen you're ill, you're green.\nWhen you go out in the sun, you go red.\nWhen you're cold, you go blue.\nWhen you die, you're purple.\n\nAnd you have the nerve to call me coloured?\n     - Malcom X
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New puzzle: Three words.\n\nY_u ~  nee_ ~  Je_e_!
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the answer is "I am". it is in the riddle itself
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you