Instead of being hot sauce warm it'd be like minty cool....cause i know i've never had a minty fresh fart.
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Never took its' temp. before but i'll start paying closer att. for you and let you know
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Not at my house, Buffalo Bob!  It smells absolutely wonderful in here right now!\n\nNo brag, just fact!  Cooking is one thing I can really do well.
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I'd LOVE to be tasting some of THAT !!!!   WINK\nNow, is THAT dirty ????   WINK   LOL LMAO\n\nVery Cool riddle !!!!   SMILE
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I would rather fart while having sex
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ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
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sounds like a trip to the ER to me. You don't need axe deoderant to get a good flame. The methane from the fart will do that.
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Wow a Tru-Texan that doesn't like barbecue sauce. That must be tough. I think you have to come up north because we have barbecue-less barbecues all the time. We'll set a plate for you.
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Crunchy please, with a side of ketchup and mayo. ( if you never tried that combination, it's not gross- it tastes very good. ) \n\nI'd like to order a cheeseburger, fried onions and pickles and a large Mellow Yellow with that...\n\nHow much do I owe you hun? :-)
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They prefer their food hot...
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I would, food is nice...lol
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You'll be able to feel the heat from miles away............ You could quench it for a bit, but never put it completely out.......
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The steam carries the "smell particles" up to your nose.  Without the benefit of steam, regular fart particles just scatter into the atmosphere and only a portion of the particles reach your nostrils.  I bet if you tried farting in a cold shower it wouldn't smell a bit different then your "normal" non-shower farts.\n\nHope this is helpful!  lol.
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I don't know, but your farts sound delicious. Maybe I'll hire you to just sit in my car and fart all day instead of buying an air freshener!
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It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
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I've never done it, but I know someone who took a fart machine into a horror movie and put it under someone's seat. I wasn't there, but I wish I would've gone. I say go for it!
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Bad breath. Definitely. A fart is something you will never live down, and you can't just brush it away or eat a mint to get rid of it. That and you can always find an excuse for the breath. You know, onions on breath, or something.
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OMG LOL LOL yes ,,,,,,,that would be great if you could organzie it,,,,,,,instead of folks all lighting a candle, you would be lighting a ciggie,,,,,,,,, sure would drive the smoking nazis insane!!!!!!!!! DO IT!