I turn polar bears white \nand I will make you cry. \nI make guys have to pee \nand girls comb their hair. \nI make celebrities look stupid \nand normal people look like celebrities. \nI turn pancakes brown \nand make your champane bubble. \nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop. \nIf you look at me, you'll pop.
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Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat. \n\nPressure makes you cry if it's too much. \n\nPressure in your bladder makes you have to pee. \n\nPeer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother! \n\nCelebrities usually crack under pressure. \n\nMany normal people will shine under pressure. \n\nPancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat. \n\nChampagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared. \n\nIf you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes. \n\nIf you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.
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1 cheat\n2 laughed\n3 drunk to much\n4 open parcels that tick\n5 chocolate\n6 game is taboo\n8 a nice guy\n9 work because i slept in\n10 sex\n11 Santa
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you can flirt with me
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1. I've done the 2nd half too much; it's time for some of the 1st.\n2. sharks. you stand at least a chance of survival, espeicially if they're not Great Whites.\n3. Unibrow. It would be easier to shave an artificial gap.\n4. cape. My feet are sensitive, and it's goinfg to snow soon.\n5. Toes. it would be easier to hide.\n6. chin. I could color it and make it fashionable.\n7. depends on whose wedding\n8. depends on whose murder. jk. robbery.\n9. 10 siblings.\n10. a relative talk.
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Make like a goalie and drop it\nmake like a politician and lie\nmake like the wind and blow\nmake like a fire and go out\nmake like a really serious answer on Yahoo answers and be ignored\n\nOK these are crap but what do you expect from me? witty remarks?
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if I keep putting ice cream in my ear\n\n\nsmile\ngood luck
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Look at my nickname\n\n\n<------------- :o)
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I'm an ALIEN from outer space!\nGive me Papa Smurf any day...I'll devour him like a blueberry muffin!
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take me, lick me put me in ur mouth ....close ur eyes with pleasure....lick me again ...and again ........move your tongue around me.........till i am dry..........guess who i am?......................................................................................................................a cone of ice cream-but i like ur thinking
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Ra Ra Ra \nShish Boom Bah\nYou can pinch my nipples while I scream Hoo-Ra
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Didn't I already answer this one?\nYes, I did, on a previous post.\nOh, well, Hi, anyway.\n\n1-I'd be there, letting you crush my finger bones during each contraction.\n2-I'd grab you, throw you over my shoulder and carry you home. Then I'd put you in the shower naked.\n3-I'd get you nice and clean, then make you be nice and dirty.\n4-I'd probably let it slide, but I'd remind you that you could've just asked to use my toilet.\n5-Fortunately, I'm trained in Heimlich, CPR, and such. And I tend to keep a pretty cool head in such situations.\n6-That's breaking and entering, but I wouldn't call the cops if you would submit to my own brand of punishment. (!)\n7-I think you've gotten the point by now.\n8-Maybe. Let's get to know each other first.\n9-I only have one bedroom. ;-}\n10-Where do I begin? I have a pretty long list....\n11-see #8
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Drain you... Smells like teen spirit.. Rape me... :)
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10.  I am as evil as they come.  I think I am destined to destroy stuff, and my favorite past-time is getting people to like me and then later telling them that I never cared for them at all.
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honey bear\nbecause he looks like a the honey bear off the cereal box\nhe calls me baby\nbecause i bring him to his knees with my charm
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make prank calls, talk to strangers. listen to elderly peoples stories. slide on the ice, make a snowman, throw each other in the snow, play knock knock ginger. steal peoples lawn ornamants, yell all over town. start a book club. go ice fishing. play video games. dress warmly and go for a long hike. save some money and take a long bus ride out of town.
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be yourself........failing that make me laugh and shag me stupid
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wow\n\na bestiality rape gag\n\nfantastic