(NOTE:I'm not saying this because I am a  liberal, because i am not. so don't call me one... i just like to point out funny things.)\n\nThere are the stupid things I have picked up on Bush has said:\n\nThe US and China are seperated by a vast ocean.\n(when that Chinese guy recently visited)\n\n\nThe job of the president is to decide.\n(when he appointed that one fox correspondant as secretary of the press)\n\n"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."\n\n"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua\n\n"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."\n\n"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."\n\n"They misunderestimated me"\n\n"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"\n\nType below what stupid thing you have heard him say.
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There is a word for these type of quotes. They are called "Bushisms." Here is my personal favorite:\n \n"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."\n\nAnd then, of course, there is my favorite poem of all time, composed entirely of Bushisms:\n\nMake the Pie Higher\nby Richard Thompson\n\nI think we all agree, the past is over. \nThis is still a dangerous world. \nIt's a world of madmen and uncertainty \nand potential mental losses. \n\nRarely is the question asked \nIs our children learning? \nWill the highways of the Internet become more few? \nHow many hands have I shaked? \n\nThey misunderestimate me. \nI am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. \nI know that the human being and the fish can coexist. \nFamilies is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. \n\nPut food on your family! \nKnock down the tollbooth! \nVulcanize society! \nMake the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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GWB...I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005 \n\n"What was he talking about? I mean, I've always known that politics makes strange bedfellows; but, this is ridiculous. \n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n He was going to sleep on the ground.  \n He uses "bible-speak" in a lot of what he says.  \n Something FAR more perverted than probably any of us can imagine.  \n Who knows what he meant? He's an idiot.  \n Other, see comment  \n He was going to sleep in his friends backyard  \n He meant to say "nightsoil"  \n He's going to sleep in a graveyard"\n\nfrom the article on the site
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"AH HA HA HA" I almost peed-me-pants! I love this "GUY". You know the NEO-CON'S running their mouths and abusing Americans thinking they have the right to act as if they are the elite (SS) is getting real old. The NEO-CON'S have played the Liberal card too many times. I am not even a Liberal and for some reason if you oppose them which 90% of the World does, you must be a Liberal. The U.K. has a liberal government right now and they are our allies, and the only ones we really have at the present. G."DUMBYA" said he stood alone, but he insists on crying about asking for our support while starving people. The Deep South Neo-con's have made it pretty clear that they hate anyone that isn't from the South (Confederates), We are sick of you and your crap (RUSH NEO-CON LIMBAUGH) I can't wait until November; because the Neo-con's are jumping ship everyday as we speak in their own party.
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Dude, if you think Bush has the smarts to A. operate the internet and B. operate a keyboard/computer in the first place, much less C. read all those big words up there, you're being WAY too generous to his intelligence in the first place.\n\nThe truth is, he's a halfwit driven by religious superiority and consumerist greed. In other words, the worst possible person to be running our country. It wouldn't be so bad if he were INTELLIGENT and a religious fanatic and driven by consumerist greed, but... I've had pet fish that had more brains than that man.\n\nAnd imagine, he's what the American people chose. \n\nSays a LOT about our fool selves, doesn't it? \n\nDon't look at me, I was too young to vote for/against him. I'd've written in Mickey Mouse just to keep him from being elected. I know better than to put a retard in a position of extreme power.
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Viet Nam  1968-69   \n\nBA Degree in Electronics \n\nJohn Kerry's comments are absolutely off the chart - if he misread the "joke," and it was intended for Bush and not the troops (unlikely, given his history of military bashing) - it only serves to really show just how stupid he is, since Bush scored higher grades at Yale than he did - and he ended up in Viet Nam - go figure??
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In spirit of today's events, a little email that I got from a friend of mine:\n\nDear President Bush,\nI'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me.  I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements.  I know you can help with this.\n\nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way we do here.  So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over?  Please let him know that I expect the following:\n\n1.  Free medical care for my entire family. \n2.  English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. \n3.  All government forms printed in English. \n4.!   My kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. \n5.  Schools to include classes on American culture and history. \n6.  My kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. \n7.  My kids to be provided with both breakfast and lunch at school (free).\n8.  A local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. \n9.  I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. \n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.  I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. \n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. \n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.  \n\nI know this is an easy request because we already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.  I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.  However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.\nThank you so much for your kind help.\n\nSincerely,\nan American citizen
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I often wonder ... and Bush makeing stupid jokes about it...oh well maybe Dick will take George with him the next time he gets drunk and goes hunting.
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Look at the responses to your question. Liberals hate bush to the point of stupidity. He can do no good no matter what. Clinton sends troops to Bosnia and they accept that without ANY protest (they are still there even though Clinton promised they would return in one year), our troops are dragged through the streets of Somalia (that's ok because a liberal sent them there). As much as liberals like to think of themselves as open minded and non-judgmental they are neither. If you know a liberal this is a great joke to play. Read the paper in the morning and look for a quote from any liberal (i.e. Hillary, Teddy, Nancy P. etc.) attribute it to Bush and the liberal will spew hatred at the comment and say, "what an idiot", when you correct the source they will get upset and leave. If you do the same to a conservative they will usually say something like, "well that is stupid" and still disagree. Conservatives are better on the ideological which hurts us politically but it's better than being a liberal.
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1) liberal does not mean godless...what a stupid assumption\n2) i'm a liberal, on this site, with an IQ over 160...doubt any of those mentioned can top that...so WHO is the idiot on here?\n3) Kerry is not my hero...not a good representative for my party\n\nso far, you're batting ZERO, dude...
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Hahahahaha!\nOh, this is a wonderful satire on Texas Conservatives. To think anyone would really be that dumb, you're too much, lol.
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Well. look at his statements, and how they tend to change when light is shed on the unlikelihood of their veracity. It's almost like a con-man trying to tailor his answers to fit the new questions.\nSeriously though, you talk about at least four different issues: \n\n• WMDs and the case for the war with Iraq;\n\nEveryone but bush (to his discredit) has admitted that clearly, more information was needed to justify going to war. Moreover, it was the clear politicization of intelligence (and probably more than a bit of corporate interest) that led the White House to be concerned with the Mideast growing unstable and interrupting the flow of oil from the region. By taking the initiative of utilizing the troops already in place in the region, he made the critical error of not arranging to have larger, more powerful countries back his play. An argument has been made that he chose to make America the powerful lead partner in this war/venture so as to ensure that America had primary superpower access to Iraq's oil supplies (and not have to quibble with Russia or China). A fairly reasonable course of action, if you are practicing realpolitik (like Kissinger and Rumsfeld do)...and consider the lives spent protecting oil interests a bargain.\n\n• Regime Change;\n\nWell, let's face it: Saddam was a pretty icky man, and his two sons were strong candidates for Dick of the Week when they eventually assumed the reins of power from dear old Dad. That being said, it should be important to note that the bush Administration does not intend to allow either an Islamic fundamentalist or America-unfriendly government. Watch and see if I have not foretold the future here...\n\n• Democracy int he Mideast; and\n\nThere is no saying that our flavor of Democracy is something that should be instituted over there. we have spend some time fine-tuning it so it (debateably) works forus. The folk in that region - well, in that part of the world, I think - are used to having their fortunes dictated to them at the point of a gun. Not much freedome there, black or white. No shades of gray, as democracy is (and to my reckoning SHOULD be).\nAsking them to adopt a government like ours is like throwing a 6-year old into shark-infested waters and expecting them to not only learn to swim, but to eat the sharks as well. Democracy is truly brain-bending work..maybe a bit out of the reach for folks trying to find a way to keep the lights on and the bullets out of the guns. they need time, not someone looking over their shoulders all the time telling what they should be doing.\nWhat might work better for these sorts of places is a theocratic (meaning religious-based) republic set into place. A moderate government will almost always lead to eventual democracy, but it allows the government to control the rate at which these freedoms are introduced. so as to acclimate the citizenry to them gradually.\n\n• the viability of the democratic process in Palestine.\n\nIt is viable, but it's going to take a long time. Old wounds held for over 60 years (and not millenia, as some uneducated cretins would have you think) do not heal overnight, or even in a single generation.\nGrace is required on all four sides (the Palestinians, the Israelis, the Islamic support arising from nation-states and NGOs, and the capital-driven remainder), and patience as well.\nIf Hamas wants to be taken seriously, it cannot  - I repeat CANNOT - condone violence with the end product being the destruction of the Israeli state. Advocating the erasure of another people's society is not a good way to get that society of people to help mend fences and let go of old grudges. Countries - and people too - are a lot alike in that way. \n\nSo that was the long answer to your question. the short answer is as follows: Bush changes the purpose of why we have soldiers on the ground in Iraq because he's searching for a way to maintain/manipulate the American people's focus on HIS goals, w
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America heard Kerry's comments for what they were.\n\nKerry got mad because we didn't hear what his statement was supposed to be.\n\nMany Liberals ( such as Mr. Colmes ) claim that Kerry's  "joke" was clearly refering to Bush's Iraq policy.\n\nNow why do they say that when the statement that Kerry made in no way refered to Bush, not even any symbolism partaining to Bush...\n\nIt just goes to show the far left has a lot of bias.\n\nWhat a funny "joke" - but Kerry is not laughing, maybe this is because he realizes that the joke's on him.\n\nI wonder if he has taken his foot out of his mouth yet. The Democrats shoved it in there, while they wrote Kerry's "apology".\n\nKerry's "apology" was not sincere because prior to his apology, as you said, he demanded that Bush apologise. He also said that he will not aplogise for his words.\n\nSo you have to be blind to actually think Kerry is sorry.\n\n\n\nThose comments are nothing compared to his other anti- troop comments.\n\nHe called our boys terrorist for terrorising wemon and children in Iraq. he called his own comrads murderers after he served in Vietnam.\n\nAnd yet the Liberals say that he is a proud war veteren? He threw his purple hearts on the Whitehouse lawn.\n\nFor all we know, he could have made self inflicted wounds to get those hearts.\n\n\n\nI hope we don't have to many Democrats that think like John Kerry.
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I can't stop laughing at the thought of Bush being smart!!!!  The man can't even give a prewritten speech correctly!!!\n\nHowever I will continue to pray for him because he is the leader of this country.
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It goes to show you what liberal Democrats will do if they get control! Typical loony leftist liberal attitude toward our military. Are we really expected to believe that his insult was due to the fact that he can't tell a "GOOD JOKE"?? That dumb excuse proves that he thinks everyone is stupid & not just our troops!  He's always been an arrogant SOB & now he's proved it. He bit himself in the as-!
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Please go ahead and look through my responses. While I do often disagree with the President and his supporters, I often state that I feel he has good intentions and is certainly not evil or stupid.\n\nI don't think President Bush is the best, but he is certainly not the worst either.\n\nOn the other hand, when you say that I am stupid and an infidel and unChristian (from your own list of questions), you are undermining your whole idea. You start seeking out people specifically to insult them and make them feel bad, and then claim it is unfair and impolite for them to behave just as badly as you do.
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Don't be mean, don't confuse liberals with facts.  They are going to believe whatever MoveOn.org spoonfeeds them about Iraq, WMDs, and 9-11 conspiracies.  Their heads would explode if they were actually held accountable for the crap that comes out of their mouths.\n\nI always find it funny that libs will call President Bush a retarded idiot who can't find his butt with both hands ... and then in the same breath call him the anti-Christ evil genius that only want to make money and destroy the planet.  I wish libs would get their propaganda together.
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I agree with you 100%.  Sensible argument is futile with this crowd; you may as well blow in the wind.\n\nNormal cognitive people find it difficult to believe that Bush did indeed fool a lot of people. But to preserve your own sanity, you gotta believe. \n\nMy stance is to wait it out.  George will continue his escapades and after he does the worst damage the last 'residues' will turn on him. \n\nBecause, you know what?  It WILL happen.  Time always tells.