I am low on George Bush faced toilet paper, and I really want to save it for the Impeachment. So tell me, Should I use the Dick Cheney paper or the Donald Rumsfeld paper for Easter Sunday with Company?
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Use the Rumsfeld for Easter so no one gets an injured behind from the Cheney paper.
7071
Guilty, but then again, I'm the type who can't find the toilet paper in the morning. Bush is okay, but we all belly ache sometimes, right?
503164
NO!  Bush is deserving of nothing!!  I would kick him out!!  He is a total loser and has no class!  And no he is too much of a *ussy to serve his country!!  His dad will just bail him out again like he always has!!  Cheney would probably not even be able to aim at a turkey right!!
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Hey hey LBJ,  how many kids did you kill today?  It sounds like the same people running this one ran Vietnam.  Bush is not there to prevent disorder,but to  preserve it.  All so the plunder can continue while our military are security police for Halliburton and whatever other agents are there carrying out the plunder.  And don't forget we threw Afghanistan in as well.  Tell it like it is.  It does not exceed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but it is right up there on the scaremeter.  Well done!
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Well poor dumb George can least have pappy Bush tell everyone how honest he is.  George Senior is either just as stupid or has Alzheimers, but truth is they are both war mongers and they both should have never been allowed to procreate.\n\nIf would have fixed George senior 60 some years ago we wouldn't have the scenario we have today.\n As far as Dick Cheney he pulls the strings, he also made a lot of blunders as the CEO of Haliburton.  And maybe you should check how nice of man Dick Cheney is as well as Jeb Bush.\n\nCheck this link:\n\nhttp://www.newamericancentury.org/\nalso check whos names are on the "Statement Of Principles" section.
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love the shameless plug, at least its more honest than pretending you're into water conservation or arms dealing....don't know which one should be first, they're all pretty good....good luck guys!
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Ha ha ha...Taco! You are obviously a Liberal. I mean you just threw in this question, just to watch the fireworks fly, didn't you? You had to have. Come on! I mean, no one would be dumb enough to ask a question like this unless they were just trying to stir things up. \n\nYou would have to be pretty blind to be accusing the Liberals of lacking morals. I guess you have not heard about Congressman Foley down there in Florida, have you? Or for that matter, Mr. Ted Haggard? Talk about your blowing the top of morality! Oye ve! \n\nSpeaking of Haggard, have you noticed how quickly and lovingly  his congregation forgave and forgot his "sexual sidetracks?" They all cried and said their sympathies for the poor man's personal problems. It was so touching. Did you notice that side of these churchgoers?  And yet these same churchgoing Conservatives did not even blink an eye when Ken Starr and his gang spent Millions and Millons of our hard earned money on trying to impeach Bill Clinton for a similar "darker side." They will say, of course, that Bill Clinton was the President while Ted Haggard was just a plain ole pastor of a church. As if Bill Clinton is not a human being and does not deserve the same love, kindness, understanding and Christian forgiveness. Talk about your double standards, eh!\n\nAnd then you are obviously blinded just like the Bozos in the White-house about the budget deficits? The war in Iraq? Osama still lose out there somewhere? \n\nNeed I go on?\n\nCome on, no one would be that stupid! But hey, good try there Taco. What a clever way to get people riled up! \n\nAnd oh hey Taco? Since I probably wont get your vote for the best answer, thanks for asking such a dumb question and letting me earn my 2 points anyway. \n\nHave a good day. I hope you get lots of laughs after the polls close today.
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Bush never worked with his own party so I don't think his brain is going to adjust. He will maintain his "stay the course" attitude and veto everything the Dem's try. I think he should be impeached but the next to go will be Denis Hastert when the page porn investigation is completed.
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Over the top looks a lot neater.  Also, if the paper is underneath, it could rub up against the (possibly dirty) wall.  Considering the purpose of toilet paper, I'd prefer it not touch any wall before it touches me!\n\nAlso, you can fold in the sides to make a little V shape to look even neater (like they do in hotels).\n\nDefinitely, tp should be "on top of things!"
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Funny how the political hacks on the Republican side never mention the influential Republicans who have criticized this mess. There are a lot of Republicans who are furious at how Rumsfeld, Cheney and Bush have run the war. Senator Chuck Hagel, a decorated vet and the much respected Senator Warner of Virginia come to mind. These guys know what they're talking about.
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Damn why are people being mean to you Fire_Side?  thats not cool.  But anyways, the answer to your question is probably one of the easiest yet.  Candidate D (write-in) Mr. Bill Cower ofcourse! ; )
544538
I used a coupon today for buy-1-get-1-free on Chicken McNuggets!\n\nBush and Cheney are just chicken to reality.
193854
I haven't thought about that, but now that you mention it, I think he would be pushing hard cause he's constipated but laughing while reading Playgirl magazine. He takes the Washington Post to the toilet too, but only cause he's used to cleaning his arsse with newspaper.
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Thank you.  I need to memorize this list for the next time I am at a dinner party and have to hear about Clinton not being ethical.\n\nI was taught not to talk religion or politics at dinner parties and yet Republicans always seem to do that. One would think with all the money they might have picked that up in charm school or something.  :)
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we will smoke him out~! lol.... so funny......\nVote this Loser of a President out this November~!\nArticles of Impeachment\n\nof\n\nPresident George W. Bush\n\nand\n\nVice President Richard B. Cheney,\nSecretary of State Condoleezza Rice,\nSecretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and\nAttorney General Alberto Gonzales\n\nThe President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. - - ARTICLE II, SECTION 4 OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA\n\nPresident George W. Bush, Vice President Richard B. Cheney, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have committed violations and subversions of the Constitution of the United States of America in an attempt to carry out with impunity crimes against peace and humanity and war crimes and deprivations of the civil rights of the people of the United States and other nations, by assuming powers of an imperial executive unaccountable to law and usurping powers of the Congress, the Judiciary and those reserved to the people of the United States, by the following acts:\n\n1) Seizing power to wage wars of aggression in defiance of the U.S. Constitution, the U.N. Charter and the  rule of law; carrying out a massive assault on and occupation of Iraq, a country that was not threatening the United States, resulting in the death and maiming of over one hundred thousand Iraqis, and thousands of U.S. G.I.s.\n\n2) Lying to the people of the U.S., to Congress, and to the U.N., providing false and deceptive rationales for war.\n\n3) Authorizing, ordering and condoning direct attacks on civilians, civilian facilities and locations where civilian casualties were unavoidable. \n\n4) Instituting a secret and illegal wiretapping and spying operation against the people of the United States through the National Security Agency.\n\n5) Threatening the independence and sovereignty of Iraq by belligerently changing its government by force and assaulting Iraq in a war of aggression.\n\n6) Authorizing, ordering and condoning assassinations, summary executions, kidnappings, secret and other illegal detentions of individuals, torture and physical and psychological coercion of prisoners to obtain false statements concerning acts and intentions of governments and individuals and violating within the United States, and by authorizing U.S. forces and agents elsewhere, the rights of individuals under the First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Eighth Amendments to the Constitution of the United States, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.\n\n7) Making, ordering and condoning false statements and propaganda about the conduct of foreign governments and individuals and acts by U.S. government personnel; manipulating the media and foreign governments with false information; concealing information vital to public discussion and informed judgment concerning acts, intentions and possession, or efforts to obtain weapons of mass destruction in order to falsely create a climate of fear and destroy opposition to U.S. wars of aggression and first strike attacks.\n\n8) Violations and subversions of the Charter of the United Nations and international law, both a part of the "Supreme Law of the land" under Article VI, paragraph 2, of the Constitution, in an attempt to commit with impunity crimes against peace and humanity and war crimes in wars and threats of aggression against Afghanistan, Iraq and others and usurping powers of the United Nations and the peoples of its nations by bribery, coercion and other corrupt acts and by rejecting treaties, committing treaty violations, and frustrating compliance with treaties in order to destroy any means by which international law and institutions can prevent, affect, or adjudicate the exercise of U.
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My country is the U.S. and George Bush has made me ashamed of it. After Vietnam fiasco it took me years to get back the respect I had for my flag and now Bush has wrapped himself in it and I suspect, used it as a substitute for toilet paper (figuratively). I will be very happy when Bush is politically castrated at the polls next Tuesday.
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OTHER!!! & I'd definitely vote 4 myself. Un4tunately, u haven't added me 2 u'r list, so I'll vote 4 da devil!!! Cuz I think da Devil would do better than Bush & da rest of them. What'd ya think?!! Good choice, ain't it??!!! Ha, ha!!