A couple friends and I asked a Sharie's employee to specially wrap some take out just for the purpose of sneaking into a movie - Ketchup dippers and all. Not the easiest food to eat in the dark. \n\nI used to work in a movie theater and found many odd items such as: empty pizza boxes, empty cases of beer, and oddly enough a chicken carcus....how the heck did they manage that??
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A 35 pound turkey! We had Thanksgiving in the theater watching the "Pilgrims Return"
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Can I bring all of my contractors? They really like nudity and colbeer, I mean milk.\nWe can have them run security. I could be in charge of sun tan lotion, if thats not too much to ask. \nThey can't eat fried chicken cause they gots no teef, mind if I sautee some livers and gizzards?
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We need a pizza delivery guy to take over at Uncle Vito's Pizza. Our old delivery guy was hit by a bus and doesn't seem to deliver the pies quite as fast as he used to. It's a crying shame that he lost a leg, but hey, we've got a business to run and people to feed.\n\nGive us a call the next time you are in San Francisco.
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Get a shirt box fill it with popcorn and put a really cheesy movie inside - like Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bubbahotep, Amityville  2, etc. The popcorn makes really great cushion and noise so it will be a real surprise when they open it. Good Luck!
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What's the worst that could happen?  \n\nSay hello...ask a question, like maybe "where do I find the coffee filters/pasta/chocolate syrup" (make it believable...don't ask where to find the frozen foods if you're standing in front of the freezer case)\n\nHonestly, worst she could do is tell you to buzz off...what have you lost...at least you'd know.
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What did you eat? Was it real chunky or green looking like that puke in The Exorcist? lol  What a hoot.
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lol to me, that sounds gross!!! you should put it back, theres all sorts of things in there that will give you food poisoning
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I raided the kids Halloween candy....having some M&Ms right now.\n\nLOL
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At a truck stop restaurant, the only food joint for miles, I found a wooden match stick and a cigarette butt in my french fries. The ketchup had cigarette ashes lightly sprinkled on them and the waitress was smoking while she served us. I should have gotten the hint when I saw a truck driver get up and walk out right after his food was served. The hot dog didn't have any debris on it but it was shriveled up like a prune in a stale bun. Restaurants on Route 30 are dirty so watch it !
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I did see the movie.  I think I would eat another person's flesh to survive.  I would have a hard time doing it though.  Those guys had to eat the flesh raw.  Hopefully if it ever happens to me, I'll have some matches or a lighter.
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What kind of restaurants?  To be honest, this sounds exactly like an allergic reaction to MSG, a food additive, to me!  And that would explain why it doesn't happen at home.
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LOL omg I am gonna keep looking for your questions.  The reason we bring home left overs and never eat them is because they become unattractive.  They use the lighting in the resturaunt to entice you to take them home.  Once you get there its like..."there's a mix up..they gave me the wrong food or something...this is not an attractive shrimp."
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well i'm thinking of telling my boss to turn the clocks BACK an hour tonight instead of forward... I don't have to work tomorrow!\n\nwe do food deliveries at the restaurant i work at.  one of our drivers is a nice kid, hyper but fun.  when business gets 'backed up' he gets a bit high strung.  how the system works is he gets a delivery bag with a ticket printed on the top with the order, address, and cost.  of course he was so hyped up he grabbed the bag and ran out the door to his car to take it... not knowing that we had printed up a ticket with the restaurant's address on it.  we put a few empty boxes in the delivery bag so it wasn't 'empty' and off he goes.  \n\nwe're watching him out the window as he leaves, zooms out of the parking lot, turns down the side street, gets about 50 feet... and stops.  he's looking around at the restaurant, the businesses next door, the house across the street, and we can see his facial expressions the whole time. finally he saw us looking, gives a big sheepish grin, pulls back into the lot and comes in.  opens the bag and finds a pile of empty boxes inside.  busted!\n\n"hey john, where were you going with that order?"\n\n"%*&$#&@ you guys!"
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why is it a person who goes to macdonalds will order a big mac and large fries and a diet coke to match?   wierd huh???\n\nhow do the keep off the grass signs get there???\n\n\ndo baldy men use shampoo????\n\n\nwhat is the speed of dark????\n\n\n\nif swimming is so good for you why are whales so fat?????
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Hi Mandy-Sue! I'm just learning how to do this 'Answers' thing, and since you helped me with my question, (I'm the skinny girl trying to gain weight!), I'll try to give you some V-day ideas... maybe a way to incorporate all the things that you listed as his likes, what about a 'Naughty-but-Nice' basket of goodies: Maybe a video game that he's had his eye on, maybe either a 'coupon' to cook his favorite meal, or reservations to a favorite restaurant (maybe he'll pay if you work it just right!), and/or some 'male' munchies: pretzles, nuts, jerky, chips, beer (if he drinks - a few cans or bottles stuffed in the basket), maybe a magazine of one of his hobbies - they have magazines on video games if you can believe that!, or a subscription to a magazine - those aren't too expensive, and it's a gift that keeps on giving all year! and last but not least...i'll try to keep this clean, but that 'N'-catagory has tons of options! I got my guy something we both enjoyed, and he loved it because it literally put the 'control' in his hand...there are places that sell panties with a small, ummmm, battery-operated device that is 'remote-controlled'! Yep, he had a little trigger that he'd turn on and off at his whim! We went to a bar where he proceeded to 'go order us a drink' and from some secret location, he watched my reaction in mid-sentence with people as he turned that thing on and off! It was a riot! I was hysterical, so was he from afar! We had the best times with that thing! However, they can be pricey ($30-$50)? But, in those same stores, there are countless options! I'm sure you can find something that will fit perfectly in that basket of goodies! Good luck! If you want, let me know what you decided! Take care, kcberry5
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I had a similar assignment when I was in school. I used food items on cardboard. Spaghetti - endoplasmic reticulum, peppercorns, ribosomes, pepperoni - nucleus, olive - nucleolus, hot dog - mitochondria, and so on. I put them all con cardboard. keep it simple, be creative, and have fun!
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hell yeah.  went to FIESTA FOODS to pay my electric bill and they were closed.  \nbut when I went to FOOD FOR LESS, no crowds, wonderful.  talked to the cashier and asked her how it has been going.  she said compared to sunday, great.  she had to work overtime and it was a zoo on sunday because they were all in there buying so they wouldn't buy on monday.  too funny, hunh?