What does this say?  10 Points to the first!!! PS it has to make gramatical sense!\n为什么是您浪废您的时间在雅虎答复。得到生活!
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Why is your wave abandons your time to answer in Yahoo!. Obtains the life!\n\nTranslation by babelfish.\n\nIn plain English - Why do you waste your time answering questions on Yahoo?\nGet a life!\nAnd by the way - very funny
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Tolong jelaskan pertanyaan anda!\n\nMy best translation of the question is:\n\nApakah terjadi tekanan & gravitasi ketika menjentikan kartu [yg] berada diatas gelas & uang logam [yg] diatas gelas jatuh ke [dlm] ...gelas\n\nThe pressure happened & gravity when [menjentikan] the card [yg] was on the glass & coins [yg] on the glass fell (in)to [dlm]... the glass\n\nSounds like one of those "magic tricks" demonstrating scientific phenomena, but still not sure which.\n\nAnyone help?
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1. All the [hanhuabuding] becomes/turns out to be [fantibuding] \n[1: to 3: installation instructions]\nSorry, this is the first time I post something, it wasn't succesful, keke(meaning haha)\n\n2. What happened, was this post just to tempt us all, there was nothing (in the post) ~~~`\n\n3. Worthless spam post... worthless\n\n4. [louzhu] must find a way to post it right, don't give up...\nYou can find others to help...\n\nNotes:\n1. I'm not sure what [hanhuabuding] and [fantibuding] are but the word "fanti" in [fantibuding] means traditional Chinese.\n2. The third point 鄙视 跳票贴。。。鄙视 literally means:\n鄙视 = to look down on something, to take somehing lightly\n跳票贴 = a post on a forum that is just there to increase the poster's post count (I'm guessing the meaning of this word from the individual characters)\n3. [louzhu] (楼主 in Chinese characters) seems to refer to someone\n\nSorry for the messy translation but most of the sentences are not really complete sentences.  I'm guessing the situation from what you said about the forum posts and this is the closest I can get.
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IDK\n\n\n\n\n--- ► λ ◄
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Say what? Congratulations for asking the most confusing question of the day! I've read it three times and I still haven't got a clue. Congratulations also to the gentleman above who did understand and gave you that exhaustive response. I hope you understood it and it answered your question (whatever the hell that was!)
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Ask his brother Sam, cos Tiki Tiki is unwell - or should I say inwell  he he !!\n\nAlthough it comes from a chinese story I guess it is just gobblydeegook and has no other meaning as my online chinese/english translator could not make sense of a single word.\n\nGood Luck !
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Do you prefer it grammatically correct to the last detail??? I can't edit it right now. My head's really aching but here's some criticism:\n\n1) lots of fragments... like \n\n\n"And in this way you create an environment that everybody can't easily spoil with their Farsi witticism."\n\n"Second, bring up various and brand new subjects."\n\n""While I was already a member."\n\n2) She (is she a girl or a boy?)used transistional devices such as FIRST, SECOND, but no FINALLY or LASTLY\n\n3) "By the way, I tried writing something in the club and it just wouldn't permit it."\n\nIN REFERRING TO THE CLUB AS AN ACTION DOER, SHE SHOULD HAVE USED "THEY"\n\n"By the way, I tried writing something in the club and they just wouldn't permit it."\n\n4) wrong use of clauses\n\n\ncan't think anymore.my head's killing me...need to take some pills..\n\n\n\ngenerally, I think when she was writing this letter, it took her a very long time before actually finishing it...hmmmm.....
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I suspect it's supposed to be something like "Quod quondam iterum ego vado, in profundis vorago existimo iaci" which means something like "Whichever path I travel (in the past, in the future, sometimes), I judge myself to be thrown into a profound pit."\n\nIt didn't make much sense to me in the first version…I suspect it's a bad computer translation.
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A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.\n“Tyson,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where\ndid you hear it?”\n“My daddy said it,” he responded.\n“Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained, “I don’t want to hear\nthat language in here again.”\nAfter a moment, she thought she whispered aloud, “At least he\ndoesn’t know what it means.”\n“I do, too,” Tyson corrected. “It means the car won’t start.”
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Don't you know?\nDid you get the grammar wrong (if so congrats)\nIs this code for something?
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Or maybe he wants to say that he is very confused, so he can't do at the moment what you have asked him for.\nOr...\nsorry, I do not cope very well with the interpretation of phrases in english, oh, believe me, it's a messed up situation!\n\nHope you appreciate the humor!\n\nKaterina
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IDK baby!\n\n\n\n--- ► λ ◄
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A guy walks into a bar with a salamander on his shoulder.  He asks, "I'll take a shot, and a cup of water for my buddy Tiny here."  The bartender asks, "Why do you call him Tiny?"  The guy answers, "because he is minute." [pronounced mi-nute]\n\nGet it?  Mi-nute, minute meaning tiny. My newt!  \n\nIt is so corny that it doesn't always translate to the written word.  It needs to be said out loud.
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Peace be with you,\n\nI don't know what that means since I don't speak or understand those langugages but go to www.google.com and click on Language Tools (under the Search bar, it's a small link) and then you can copy and paste that and get its literal translation.\n\nI hope you find what you are looking for. =)\n\nPeace.
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... hhmmmm.... have no idea...  it´s just a good phrase...\n\n=)
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your logic is there but i do not know your language and its syntax.  You should also post the error message. syntactical or logical.
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