He dresses as Moses and tries to bring all the Mexicans into this country across the Rio Grande.\n\nHe tells the nurses to get their hands off of him and calls them damn dirty apes.\n\nHe runs out of the food court in the mall screaming the corn dogs are people, the corn dogs are people!
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It's really cruel to make fun of people who can't help themselves.  It's also immature.  Have some compassion for this man's family.\nMy father has AD and trust me, there's nothing funny about watching someone be erased.
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been wondering about him myself, haven't seen him in a while..maybe he is hiking and preaching in the wilderness?\nGOD BLESS!
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I would tell him if he works so hard and so cheap turn around and make Mexico a wealthy country. If you say the goverment is preventing such thing from happening then start a revoulution thats the way we took this nation from it's rightful owners. It was the beginning of the end for the people that are the only true citenzins of this land.
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Posted by The Watchdog - April 6th, 2006 \nDavid M. Bresnahan\nApril 1, 2006\nNewsWithViews.com \n\nDear President Bush: \n\nI’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like\n to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,\n and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \n\nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.\n I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \n\nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over?\n Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n\n1. Free medical care for my entire family.\n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,\n       whether I use them or not.\n3. All government forms need to be printed in English.\n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.\n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.\n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their\n       school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.\n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.\n8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government\n      services.\n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local\n      traffic laws.\n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to\n      leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a\n     gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments\n     from the locals.\n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any\n      labor laws or tax laws.\n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical\n      word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \n\nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people\n who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the\n favor if you ask him nicely. \n\nThank you so much for your kind help. \n\nSincerely, \n\nDavid M. Bresnahan\n\nPosted in Border crossing, Pro-Illegal Groups, Mexico
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My joke of the day:\n\nRumsfeld is reporting to the President and the cabinet. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."\nThe President says, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his hands.\nThe entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports.\nJust then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian??"
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he ate himself silly honey........\n\nto much McDaddy & KFC crap!!
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What should we do...?  SIMPLE. \n\nBlack people will go back to Africa, and the White people will go back to Europe, same for the Asians back to Asia, and GIVE THIS LAND BACK TO THE INDIANS. \n\nIf that is not the case, THAN WHY does it bother you to see a Mexican coming in?
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Just goes to show how little regard these people have for human life.   The illegals will continue to come whether the water tanks are there or not...if their own countries would not LET them leave illegally (I don't see Mexico trying to do anything on THEIR side to keep them or enforcing THEIR laws for leaving the country) while I have never been much of a humanitarian...hell I'm as likely to bust someones head in as not...BUT I have also seen someon dye of thirst and it is a gruesome sight...and even I cruel as I am would not inflict that one any but those I though truly deserved such suffering, dying of thirst is even worse than dying of hunger...far worse...and anyone that would facilitate such a thing should have to be let come close to death in taht way just to know what they are doing to someone esle...Entering the country is NOT a capital offence and these men have no right to impose it on the illegals...there are legal measn to deal with them...and they are supposed to be enforcing that...not trying to torture people, some of whom are children.
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OH Thank the lord!!!! I agree with you 100%, I have always wondered that as he p***** me off if I ever flik to his program by accident. Hes such a wannabe gangsta.  He tries too hard to get with the lingo but it sounds really crap and fake on him. Sad muppet boy, he should go away and stop tormenting us poor people.  what did we do to deserve him droning on? odd burke of a man.
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I suspect we can't afford the war we are already fighting.  I don't understand what you think he has to protect his people from.  Most of them on the northern border are waiting to wade across the river, and any additional military presence there would sure cut down on the illegal immigration problem.  As poor as Mexico is, I think the reason they don't crack down more on that is because it helps solve a problem for them.  They have fewer poor citizens to support, and those people often cross the border, get jobs and send money back home to family.  It's kind of a win-win for the government.
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PLEASE PLEASE inform yourself before writing...\nQUOTE: "The U.S. must go in there with the Army and Marines to restore Law and Order. The magnificent wealth of the U.S. could restore roads, build schools, hospitals, and promote economic growth. The once gorgeous country has become nothing more than a big garage pit with their people living in foul squalor."\n*** We Mexicans are happy living in Mexico, we don't need the "magnificent" US conquering us, we DO have schools, hospitals, and roads. I think the "magnificent wealth of the US" should be invested in rebuildign New Orleans and focused on rebuilding your own country not invading other countries.\n\nAnd how can you say that Mexico is not even beloved by its own people??? Obviously you have NEVER EVER met a real Mexican because even when Mexicans migrate to other countries they keep their traditions and idiosyncrasies and never stop loving Mexico.\n\nPlease people leave us alone, we Mexicans LOVE Mexico and we don't want our country to be colonized/invaded by anybody.
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This is what i have to say about that... David M. Bresnahan really summed it all up in this letter to the president...\n\nMR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO\n\nDavid M. Bresnahan\nApril 1, 2006\nNewsWithViews.com\n\nDear President Bush:\n\nI'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,\nand I would like to ask you to assist me.  I'm going to walk across\nthe border from the U.S.  into Mexico, and I need to make a few\narrangements.  I know you can help with this.\n\nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,\nimmigration quotas and laws.  I'm sure they handle those things the\nsame way you do here.\n\nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that\nI'm on my way over?  Please let him know that I will be expecting\nthe following:\n\n1. Free medical care for my entire family.\n\n2.  English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might\nneed, whether I use them or not.\n\n3. All government forms need to be printed in English.\n\n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.\n\n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.\n\n6.  I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.\n\n7.  Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.\n\n8.  I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.\n\n9.  I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.\n\n10.  In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n\n11.  I plan to fly the U.S.  flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.  I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.\n\n12.  I would! also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.\n\n13.  Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.\n\nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S.  from Mexico.  I am sure that Pres.  Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.\n\nHowever, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.\n\nThank you so much for your kind help.\n\nSincerely,\n\nDavid M. Bresnahan\n  2006 David M. Bresnahan - All Rights Reserved
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He is just a stupid jerk who is trying to suck his way further up the political ladder.\n\n\nThe real stupid jerks, are the people that voted him back into office!\n\nHave some hillbilly humor.\n\nHigh Tech Bodies \n  \nThree women, one Greman, one Japanese, and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. \nSuddenly there was a beeping sound. \n  \nThe Greman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. \n  \nThe others looked at her questioningly. \n\n"That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."\n\nA few minutes later, a phone rang. \n  \nThe Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly. \nWhen she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."\n\nThe Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tect. \nNot to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. \nShe stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. \nShe returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. \n  \nThe others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.\n\nThe Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Malokai~ is really malo!~ I think he's been hit in the head too many times with a palo!~  He is really latino~ he uses a white picture to infiltrate!!!~ but his obvious agenda speaks volumes of his identity
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In to Mexico I assume you mean?\nAh, I think Grey Hound goes down a way into Mexico.\nMaybe not. Whatever.\nSorry, can't help on this one. He'll have to climb the wall himself but I hear the INS guys don't stop folks going INTO Mexico.\nTell him to look out for the drug cartel guys though.\nThey may mistake him for a border patrol agent and shoot him.\nTell him to wear a Mexican flag with an upside down American flag on his "T" shirt.\nWhatever he does, don't let him speak any English. It'll blow his cover.
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The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. \n\nCanadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. \n\n"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry." \n\n"He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" \n\nIn an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." \n\nOfficials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. \n\n"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." \n\nWhen liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races. \n\nIn recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. \n\n"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. \n\nCanadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. \n\n"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?" \n\nIn an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. \n\n"We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said.
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He got busted. He's doin' 5 to 20 with the feds in Texas. His cousin Slowpoke is still around though. No but seriously dude, do you really think in our day of "political correctness" that we could possibly allow our children to be exposed to "Speedy"(drug reference) Gonzales(racial profiling)? Come on, people threw a fit over the "Lion King". Nothing is safe from sencorship now days.