I need a cool/funny come back that i could say thats not stupid like this: "Sure, when and where?". THATS JUST GAY!!!! i need something good. Please help me out.\n-Thanks in advance
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I had a guy I asked out in the 11th grade. Only time I ever did it and the only reason I did do it is because he had been writing me letters and giving them to my friends. :/ Anyways. When I asked him he said " Oh if you insist " and smiled at me and said he'd love too. Sometimes a little humour and straightforwardness is your best option. Good luck.
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(Cold comfort version):  "This too shall pass."\n\n(Better):  You get off from work soon!\n\n(Best):  Hey sexy! Your silver-tongued charm will be     fully operational again tomorrow, so all of the a**** will be charmed off the donkeys again, and you can rejoice once more in being your own suave self!  :0)
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is your gaydar working correctly?  i thought a gay person could tell another gay person?  if he's that hot, give him a shot!!!
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Wow!    A man that is funny gets the girl? \nThanks for this little secrete..  I shall cancel my sex change operation and rip off my rainbow bumper sticker..\nDo you suggest renting allot of Tom Hank movies and taking notes?
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If a Guy walks into a bar he would say "ouch".\n\nIf a Guy goes into a bar he says "Did I leave my woman in here last night?  'Cause I woke up with a dog!!!\n\n(HA HA)
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FUUNY FUNNY FUNNY..........!\nOOH GOD!!\nTHAT WAS HILARIOUS...\nLOVED IT!
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Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo back atcha fall out girl!\nAre you totally awesome today????? :-)
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding\nthe plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.\nEager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"\n\nShe turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."\nHe swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!\n\nStruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who\nis most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men\nof Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."\n\nSuddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this\nwith you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Later. \n\n\n\n\n\n--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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I wish it were a choice, or that a gay person could "recruit" me, or that a TV show or commercial could convert me.  Having had really bad experiences with men, I would like to be a lesbian.  I also have had good experiences with men but I am tired of being the one that cleans or notices that things need to be cleaned and then being the warden by delegating tasks.  It would be nice not to have to ask for a back rub, or maybe someone else make the popcorn and serve me.  Which line do I stand in to make the choice to be gay?
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lol, i would suggest something good, but i dont how old you are, and someone would be offended. do your hw maybe.
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how about saying....  i am sorry if i embarressed you friday...  i normally do not get that drunk and behave that way..  Hope we are still ok????   or\n\nsend him a questionaire (this worked for me once after a date which i didnt hear from him in about 4 days)  \n\nDear_______\nplease respond to the following survey ASAP\n\n1...  Had a wonderful time, not casey behaved like a true lady\n\n2...  Had a horrible time never want to see not casey again\n\n3...  Had a date Friday???\n\n4... Not casey appeared to have gotten a little drunk, would like to see her again though if she promises to behave\n\n5....  Friday was_(please fill in the blank)_____________________________________
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Get back with you in a minute...can't stop laughing.\n\n\nI'm back. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks. Woke the husband up. And , no.
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Greek Dude,\n  Man,we have a history.You said you were doing a paper on gays and I told you some info.You seem lonely.What's up Sweetie?If you need to talk,I am here for you.Yea,I'm gay.And yea,I might come on to you.But is that as bad as being lonely?HA!HA!No Sweetie,I will behave.Do you need to talk?I will talk to you about anything.I think maybe you are just trying to get girls to talk to you.I would hope you are not that desperate.Let me know if you want to talk..You are very sweet from what I have seen of your answers.I hope you will come say a few words.Dont worry,the fact that you are not gay does not have to be in your first sentence,okay?Hope to hear from you soon.SMILE Sweetie.XOXO\n                                 Your Friend,\n                                        Adam\n                                        XOXO
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HELLO Divine\nallow me to welcome you to this great country, and i hope you like it.\n\nhere is what they say when something goes wrong:(SHITT)\nfor example if you drop something accidentally just say SHIT!!\nand they say sorry allot and thank you\n\nhope this will help you abit!  enjoy.........\nthanks