I have even gone before the meal or 5 minutes before I do them and still, everytime I do the dishes I have to use the bathroom!
207554
The running water...or the anticipation of the running water makes you want to go! Sounds silly, I know...but it could be true.
307451
I have also had the very same problem, I would talk to your DR. and explain the situation, they are usually very considerate to stuff like that, also try breaking them in half and then even into 3 pieces.\nWean yourself off of them, If you are on 10/350 then you need to be on the 5/500 and if your on the 5/500 then break those in half!\nGood Luck
521015
GO TO THE RESTROOM!!!! XOXO.EMILY.XOXO
409481
You have a compulsive obsessive disorder. Don't let it carry you away my friend, it can and will control you just like an obsessive boyfriend.\n   See a doctor first. Then lets get down to facts. If you've cleaned the mold out from between the bathroom cracks, cleaned the floors with a detergent and the toilet seats, the stool, in and around everything, you'll get almost 100% of anything that can harm you. The same in the kitchen. Don't leave scrap food around, your garbage has to go out at night, etc.\n   Clean up your dirty clothes, wash them, etc. normal household cleaning will do most of it including vacuuming.\n   Don't get too carried away and become obsessive. Don't drive people away. Remember, see the doctor, tell him your desires. In the lab we use a 10% solution of bleach for bacterial control, let it air dry but, this isn't all that necessary in the home.
285046
i work at a toliet doing dishes making$ 100000000000000000000because i eat and people like it when i splash poop to them.my boss is going to swimm in it if i dont lick it first.
256225
Tell them you have the shitts and can't leave your bathroom. I think it was that Chinese food we ate last night...
592399
you need to break it up with a wire coat hanger.  And stop using so much toilet paper all at once.  geeesh
261603
I do the damn thing almost every day
283550
Been there, done that, still sometimes doing it. You've got to have willpower to resist. I know its hard, but you have to do it! Don't let the computer control you! Try to set a time to log on, like noon. Before that, do all you have to do, clean, laundry, etc. Then have some lunch. Make sure you have accomplished something before logging on so you won't feel so bad later. Take breaks in between, like before you check out another site go to the bathroom and on the way back, pick up a few things and put them back where they belong. \n\nWhen you feel that urge to look up something, write it down first! Make a list(maybe 5 items) before you really have to look them up. And log off when you feel there isn't anything else to do. You really need to get your rest! \n\nGood luck!
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I am supposed to be cleaning this pit of a house in time for my husband's relatives to come over for Thanksgiving. This, I hope you realise, is no mean feat due to the fact that it is such a mess that if burglers broke in, they would think the place has already been burgled. Since I am not American and only my husband's family are coming over (none of my realtives) and I get stuck cooking the meal (by relying heavily on a cookbook) I say "Sod It, let my husband clean the house!" Hence I am most certainly procrastinating!
521823
LOL that made me actually laugh! That's really gross. Hmm. If you have no napkins, paper towels, or any other type of dishrag or washcloth, I would try to at least find some water to rinse my hands. If I were all by myself and perhaps eating french fries in the car, and the McDonalds people forgot to give me napkins, I'd either lick them, wipe them on the bag, or just eat my cheeseburger (the bun will absorb the grease). But I'd never lick my fingers if anyone was looking!!!   :o)
127726
Sh*t NO you are not alone!!! I have to do tha same thing and my mom too! I don't want nasty SKID marks on my undewear! and I don't want to walk around smelling like I got a TURD in my pants neither! I was wondering if WE were the only ones!I think EVERYONE should practice good wiping skills like US!!! Keep up the good hygiene!!
600789
I have the same problem. I will try like heck not to use a public bathroom. Now sometimes when I got to go, huh...I got to go. It's funny cause I will not sit my butt on the toilet what so ever. I will go to the handicap stall and hold on to the rails. My butt never touches the toilet seat. Who knows whats been on that seat.
180941
You will see them in your feces whenever you go to the bathroom.  If this is the case please see your doctor as you will need medication.
135976
try to get your neighbour to help? call 911? the latter makes better sense though and maybe they can help you with your diarrhoea too. =)\nif me sending my spouse to hospital is my only option.. i'll sh*t my pants and car and everywhere else if i have to. but of course my apologies to all who have to do the cleaning.
198954
dont u hate it when u go to the bathroom and the toilet seats wet
432003
yuck you're filthy.... go have a bath!!