Now I realise you wont want to admit it...but those distant fumblings with school palls...drunken gropes with your best mate? I used to run a hotel and I had loads of so called "Straight" businessmen who were up for it after a few beers....come on lads nobody knows who you are ...admit it xx
217936
been a while...still fond memories
194791
Those guys are lame. Good for you dude.I'm straight and have had many massages from guys and girls. Everyone should indulge in this...its one of the best things a person can do for themselves. As for your 2nd question.....yes please.
319223
Well.  Yeah, you shouldn't be doing that on company time.\nDo they know you're gay?\nPasser byers might think somethings up and if the other person is not gay, they can take offense to it & yeah, eventually you can get acussed of sexual H...
466627
I know how you feel and its not as bad as you might think it is.\nActually the others dont really care much and the only one who would care is the girl that would be your first hit - and I wouldnt even tell her. Because its no one elses business actually.\n\nIf you are worried about people thinking you are gay- well just occasionally mention some "hot" chick you seen crossing the street, or how you got drunk and lost your wallet in a strip joint.\n\nJust dont take it too serious - it really doesnt matter :)
327954
in the USMC some people would get bored and especially the crew members for our helo's.... well they would have gross out contests one would do something disgusting and the other guy would have to best him....well the worst is when one guy went into the crew's shower poped the cap to the drain and scooped a spoonfull of muck from inside the drain and ate it... one guy even threw up that was watching him do it.  Just the thought of all that buildup of pubes and dirt and greese... :X  I was 20 when i saw it.  I don't do gross really i do alcohol lol i'm the only one to take two tall shots of everclear (190 proof grain liquor that has a warning on it to only use to mix drinks with lol)in a row in all my parties.  I threw up like the exorsist though lol i was 21... ahh memories.
665324
even if you're not drunk, it can be fun to act like you're in highschool again.  but up the stakes a little bit, have everyone write on a little card how far they are willing to go no matter who lands on them and put it in front of them, and the person who gets them has the opportunity to go that far.  Provide a bedroom or two just in case ;-)
575244
It could be that it's the only way they can get laid. Those sick jerks will screw a snake if you hold the mouth open. You don't need friends like that !!!
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hope this makes you laugh cause it does me... pat telling me that me, you, tre, chad, and kim had an orgy.... and someone walked in.. and you ran to the bathroom, and kim covered herself up with a pillow... i asked what i did and he said the guy didn't say... i said i guess i opened my legs and told him to dive in.... haha
349609
He l l no !!!!! They enjoy a little show and have some drinks and party it up - no sex - anyway Ithink most of those male strippers are gay.
82332
Ok let's make 2 things clear.A Guy cannot be straight if he had an encounter sexually with another guy it just doesn't work that way.\n\nAlso being drunk is no excuse nor is it a valid reason.Lots of guys get drunk but if they are straight you can be sure they still would never swing that way.\n\nFace it he is Bi so deal with it or find someone else.
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My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
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do you really know for sure that he is really straight?  I used to put on a big show and act like I was not and I have found that people are more open about things than you think.  I was in love with this guy that I work with and I flirted with him in a way that no one would really expect and then finally he called me up and told me that he was really gay and wanted to know what my thoughts were on it.  That was 2 years ago and we are together and very happy today and we started out as co-workers and friends.  Denial makes you do crazy things!  You might also just joke around with him and see how he takes it (you can do this drunk and then that way he thinks it is the liquor talking).  Have a serious conversation about ths "friend of yours that you know that has the same situation as you do and get his opinion"  Good luck!!!
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I wouldn't do it, not even for a laugh. Why degrade yourself so much just to impress your friends. That would just make me want to ditch them as there are so many other ways of having fun and not being on CCTV for bearing your boobs in public as you can also get arrested for it.
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Same driver, deaf and dumb party. They all go into pub for a drink and driver asks barman to take care of them while he has a kip in the coach. Barman says there is a problem as how does he know what they want if they can't tell him. Coach driver sorts out a system of signals for beer/spirits ie 1 finger for lager 2 for whisky etc. and then goes for a kip.\nAn hour later the barman is hammering on his coach. He tells the driver that he can't understand what they want as he can't understand the signals. What are they doing asked the driver? They are all stood at the bar opening and closing their mouths and making silly smiley faces.\nOh god said the driver we'll never get them on the coach now! Why said the barman?\nThey are all f-cking singing.
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it is a way to release energy - sexual and otherwise - in a place where you will not be judged.  also, everyone else is so drunk nobody will likely remember!
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Seems pretty damn dodgy to me. I certainly wouldn't do that, and I know my partner wouldn't do it either.\n\nIt's not that I don't trust him I just don't like the idea of him going to some christmas party where everyone's drunk and obviously there's a pretty good chance that other girls will be hitting on him etc.\n\nIf you don't feel comfortable with it then tell your partner and hopefully he'll understand and respect your opinion..\n\nJust my opinion though.
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I know for a fact that not all guys in a bar are scum. I was a stripper for 4 years. I recently quit due to back problems, but I still keep in touch with alot of my regulars because we became real good friends. I am married, so nothing nasty. \nYou just have to be careful because there are some scumbags out there.