This sunday is national Moon a Cult day. All you do is go to a Kingdom hall or Mormon church and Moon the people who go inside.  will you be one of the many thousands who will bare thier rear to the devil?
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I would but my rear will be in church preaching. Can ya bare a cheek for me?
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God said, "I am tired of creating living things. let me just create a couple of bone like things to fox them when they're smart enough to find them."\n\nI have decided to be extremely silly for the next two hours. I ask everyone to give me some fun questions. I am starved for good humor today.\n\nWhere are the FSM believers?
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not a religion, it's a cult!!
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Yes its a cult! If you are in it. Get out as soon as you can.
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Dear Brown Sugar...My dear, stop listening to the ignorant rantings of a few...it's not "cool" to get on your knees and pray to our Creator who ALLOWS us to breathe and live! Everyone wants some "sign"--perhaps a note on their pillow at night saying,"HEY! I'M GOD! I'M REAL! WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME???" GOD ALMIGHTY has GIVEN US PROOF! Look around you! Do people really believe the magnificent Human Body just happened on it's own? The Brain just FORMED ON IT'S OWN? Yeah, right...and my car just assembled itself--no maker, it just came together out on the road--you would think I was crazy!!! What about the STARS,MOONS, AND SUNS? AN ACCIDENT OF STUPID NATURE? PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!! I think we are a bit more intelligent than that--at least I do! Of course, there is another being who loves you to keep on having no hope for your life...and he is very clever in disguising himself as a "god". Demons are real, too....and they have many believing life is hopeless and going nowhere. But I tell you now YOU MATTER! What you do in this life DOES have consequences! But they don't have to be BAD! GOD WANTS TO GIVE YOU AND ME THE UNIVERSE!!! That is the absolute truth!!! But He won't give it to rebellious,hateful,disobedient people! He's ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THAT WITH SATAN!
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It's quite sad and disturbing how many of you are saying "sex" or saying there is no God. You all think you are so cute and funny and young or something. You're neither. You're ignorant and tragically misguided. One day, you will see the errors of your ways and I hope it isn't too late. Please know that no one will think you're cool, cute, adorable, sexy, or worth anyting in hell. No matter how bad or famous you are on Earth, you will be a nobody in hell.
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Yea I went to church today. We learned how Jesus impacted our lives and what he think of us?  Those that don't attend church miss a good change to fellowship with believers and to come to know Christ more. I find those that don't know anything about the Lord avoid going to church. Only Satan makes you avoid church.
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No need to save me, the devil only wanted advice on decorating tips for his dinning room. He's throwing a party for his friends and wants it to the biggest thing since Jesus rose from the dead. Which he is going to be there.. But you didn't hear that from me....Anyway i think there is a little more then just rearranging furniture and painting. He might have a crush on, I think. I'm going to stay in hell for a while longer and see what happens. Oh I got you an invite, so lose those wet noodles and coffee grounds, but bring those fabulous shoes cause we'll be raising hell. But what will I wear? I don't want to ask the devil, i want to impress him, after all, it's not every day the dark lord ask for advice.
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sadly, many naive people will follow false leaders like this.we have too many cults like this,going on in our country.how many people have been led to their death, because some radical, sees it fit to take money from his flock, and return swine for his money.whenever we have a man,proclaim he is God,we will have a cult.how many cults,such as Mormons,use this logic to fleece the flock.people are free to worship as they please, but someone must be held accountable for this travesty.\n                                 God Bless
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You know, it's not that easy.  Being a cult leader is very demanding.  You have to worry about people trying to usurp power, you have to guard against lawsuits from concerned family members, and you need to spend money on promotion/advertising in order to attract members.  There is a break even point, but it's a fight to make it to that level.
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May I have an incense recipe?  I don't think you would consider me pagan.  I don't know what to consider myself.  I usually answer all of the Mormon questions because I am close to some members of the church and I don't like to see it talked about so terribly (which happens A LOT here).  Other than that, just wantin' some incense ;-)
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Right now, this instant.  Worship is not only limited to going to church; it is feeding the poor, giving charity, greeting your brother with a smile, and planning to make a positive impact in the world, amongst other things.  Remember, there shall be a day which you will not complete--today could be that day! Strive in a way which is pleasing to God before it is too late!
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Mormon heresy? OK c'mon now trask, y'know you'll full of it! someone, especially Mormon missionaries, listening to you?\nmy advise, avoid the queen of hearts\n(i.e. brainwashing=bad mojo man)
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I'm not a Satanist, but I know a little about the Church of Satan (LaVey's group).\n\nThe Satanic Bible teaches that all men (and women) are their own gods.  Since you are a god, there can be no greater holiday than your own birthday!  They also celebrate the various solstices and equinoxes (or, actually, holidays related to them).  Hallowe'en (October 31) and Walpurgisnacht (April 30) are the two biggies here.\nSatan does not exist per se.  They believe in worshipping the flesh and its desires.  Since the churches have always attacked them, and exist to keep power in the hands of priests, they worship the enemy of the church, Satan.\n\nYes, they have "churches" (there used to be one in San Francisco at one time, I assume it is still there).  \n\nWebsite of the official church below.  Enjoy your quest!
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And since we would all have our "sin natures" zapped out of us, wouldn't our personalities all be the same?  Sounds like a party full of people just like Clay Aiken.  Eternally.  Sign me up for hell!
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No.  They need to open their minds to other pastabilities.  May you be touched by his noodly appendage.  The FSM (CBUM) is just as plausible as any other god.  RAmen.\n\nhttp://www.venganza.org/
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You know what I'm tired of hearing all you ignorant fools call them a cult.  They are not a cult.  They are the only religion that I actually liked.  They are the nicest people in ANY religion.  Until you actually talk to them or go to the Kingdom Hall then your nothing but some idiot speculating about something you don't know about.  And newsflash Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe in Hell.