I define "clean" as a joke that doesn't revolve around sex, drugs, curse words, or gross-out humor.
203690
What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
336420
its funny, but only if told outloud. if you can see the different spelling, it either spoils the joke ormakes itnot work. audibly there is no difference so one is thinking about bear, when you really are saying bare. its sort of funny.
595887
very clean and funny too. r u mad? or glad? or sad?\nget e-mail? tlk 2 me?  \nyep one good clean man sized joke you got here mister Pd.
22353
Your mind is dirty! Clean it! And by the way, it's Wilt not Witt
203306
Jokes are meant to make people laugh, they're not meant to hurt people.  If it made you laugh, then it served its purpose.  The way I view it is that comedians are making fun of a stereotype, not the people in the minority group.  Sure some of these stereotypes might hold true, but it's the individual's decision whether or not to follow them.
615006
Life is a joke and I don't make good humour.
262343
No, I have certain criteria for the man I'm looking for and personal cleanliness shows how much the man values his body. No clean/no personal respect. If he doesn't respect himself how could he respect me? Money means nothing.
540487
cool! Nice, clean, funny original joke - well, I hadn't heard it before any way...\n\nThanks for the chuckle and the 2 points
256941
Dirty Jews. The clean ones are nice, but dirty? There's no excuse
381790
I'm white and I think that it is funny and has a point. Nothing racist just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the term "colored" and the association that comes with it.
575724
That depends upon how you define "clean".  You commit ed a misdemeanor, which will show on your record, just as a speeding ticket would.  If you are concerned about having to mention this when you apply for jobs, etc., you need not worry.  The question asked when applying for a job is if you have a felony record.  Unless there's some other activity that you aren't telling us about, you don't have a felony record.
521618
I have to say the latter but that's because I like things that are off kilter. And I never diss someone else's jokes, even if I don't think they're funny. I find some other way to get the two points.
191367
I'm not into bondage, thank you. lol
236290
Yeah it's an alright joke.... but this one's better I reckon\n\nA husband and wife had a small child, so for when they discussed makin' lurv, they used the codeword "washing machine" instead of sex.\n\nSo one night at about 2 in the morning the husband's feeling all randy, so he gently shakes his wife...\n\n"uhhhh, it's late what do you want?"\n\n"Washing machine" he whispers.\n\n"Washing machine? I'm half asleep, go back to bed!"\n\n"Pleeeaaasssee honey??" pleads the husband.\n\n"Argh! I'm serious Jack, I've got a busy day tomorrow so go back to sleep." and with that she rolls over.\n\nAbout 10 minutes later she's still awake and starts to feel bad, so she rolls over and nudges him...\n\n"Alright, I'm awake. Washing machine?"\n\nThe husband snorts awake and replies, \n\n"Huh? Oh... don't worry. It was a small load, and I did it by hand..."
288371
Good one ;)\n\nOne of the few GOOD jokes I've ever heard!
215100
It's not offensive at all
212952
b.... is not a dirty word when used in this context.  We as a society have changed to conotation and use it in a derogatory manner.