I asked this question already but people are to scared to open the link. I would have copy/pased the wgole thing but it's too long. The link is from jenna jameson's imdb.com forum - the message is entitled 'man im a genius'.\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001398/board/nest/35683224?d=35683224#35683224
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Most of these have deadly viruses. You have to be exceedingly careful.
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I did try to discuss this topic with "Ouzian" in IM, to no avail.  Her claims of worries that her posts will be deleted show her persistence, fortitude, and concern.  ( I commend you for these projections of qualities, but)  The obvious glaring of extreme need to spread this word, this message, is shown by her >>(assumption based on avatar), other postings regarding the same subject.  It is also very clear that what her expressions convey in regards to this matter, are sprinkled with her fears.  And I also feel that based upon her posts, her links, and her blog information, that she wishes and intends to spread these fears.  It is clear, this fear does, as she does mention, help rule, and control.  (And I do agree with this).  There are many ways to control, or govern, a mass of people, and, some of these ways to govern have proven to be effective, and some very ineffective. (In regards to the best way for ALL social situations which we as a human race on earth face today-and there are many)  But the mystery truly is not what lies beneath Ouzians belief, and its possibility of validity, not at all!  The real mystery is why then does she not wish to participate in discussions in IM, or through other modes of correspondence with others, like myself, who show EFFORT in wishes to participate, and listen, in the direct concern towards her messages of understanding or beliefs, that could possibly lead to other followers of her belief, and help her cause?   (Persistence, fortitude and concern?)  To me this lack of communication shows contradiction in motive, shows lack of intitiative, NO EFFORT, and therefore, PROVES that some great "efforts" without real ACTION, are, like time does prove some things to be, ineffective, and, it is like trying to climb to the top of a pole that is covered in grease. (wasted energy).  I have many, many opinions in regards to what is going on in the world today, and have even been very expressive of these opinions to many people, through many modes of expression, and have always welcomed any open discussion to help people see the good, and bad, in different ways of having things work, globally.  (Because obviously, some things just don't work-that pole thing again.)   At this stage of the game, the most important thing is to keep the big-picture in mind, the long-haul.  Strengths and Weaknesses,  Problems and Solutions.   So, please help me understand then, Ouzian, why do you run so very, very fast, but insist on doing so by running in place?  Ineffective.  My real question to YOUR question, since I have already answered, and I will find it fair that YOU do not breach MY allowance in expression on the matter which you brought forth, in public forum, and at hand, now being met with discussion, as you wish-is that true mystery- Why did you even bother to post this?
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I was surprised too and went checking the web for reasons that might have been given.\n\nOn this site:\nhttp://www.cosforums.com/showthread.php?p=3061246\nthe reason was given that there is one woman who is not wearing a top in the book. Now THERE'S something that kids will want to look for.  I never noticed her, come to think of it.\nOn another site  \n(http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=26416&st=15)\n I found this:\n\n"Where's Waldo?\nAUTHOR: Martin Hanford\nISBN: 0763619205\nPlot Summary: A picture book, where you look closely to find...oh, hell, everyone knows what this is! Sheesh!\nComplaints: Nudity (Yes, I am serious.)\nAlthough most of us are searching for Waldo among the crowd in the illustrations of this book, some folks have discovered something else entirely--purportedly a topless sunbather. The book was challenged by libraries in Michigan on the grounds that "on some of the pages there are dirty things." \nSolonor Says Ban It Because: Seriously. This lowers the bar so far that I could get ANYTHING banned!"
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I've not heard it but they either copied it somewhere or it IS the same guy. Either way, they are lying!   Good luck!!!!!
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You know this is a GREAT question as it will surely draw the true Ethics out of your answerers... Personally I think it takes A LOT of fortitude to do what he is doing...he isn't laying there like a 'speed bump' and mock turtle crying. he is being terrifically proactive in his challenge...and I see dignity in this. I can say he was never one of my favourites before, in fact I didn't like the show...but what has emerge, in my opinion only, as a man who is thoughtful, strong, witty, and REFUSING to let the (metaphoric) ship go down....NOW i am absolutely a ...well if not a fan,....then definitely in his cheering section....He did his job so well that he has been taken as rather stupid....funny isn't it? The truth comes out and the best of us seems to be shown in a crisis....for this, he is proof positive. \nI want to see him make this happen! Innovative and through it all, regardless of the out come...he stand steady fast and tall....\nWell I bypassed your initial request which I shall now give...\n"The man has Guts!"
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Heres the only wuotes from that movie i could find on IMDB.com .... the only other site i know of where to get quotes is Movie tome.com but they didnt have any...\n\nJake Green: There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMacha: So how exactly did this one manage to disarm and overpower a four-time national bodybuilding champion? Drag him half a block, throw him over six-foot wall, and then get him killed with his own gun? \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nJake Green: One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nJake Green: [Mr. Green in the elevator, after being convinced by his friends not to take the stairs] Now I've got to spend the next to minutes, shaking... and sweating... like a crack whore looking for a fix... Should have taken the stairs... cause it's getting very... very tight in here. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nZach: Did you get anything from the old lady? \nJake Green: No. \nZach: Did you get anything from Horwitz? \nJake Green: No. \nZach: Why not? \nJake Green: Because he didn't have it. \nZach: Listen, pal. Either he pays or you pay. \nJake Green: I pay anyway. \nZach: Don't be a smartass. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nJake Green: Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nAvi: The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nJake Green: I am rich. Seriously fucking rich. \nJake Green: Now I'm richer. A lot fucking richer. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMacha: What? He missed? Sorter never fucking misses. \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMacha: What is this? Where were security? \nFrench Paul: They gased them. We found them tied up. \nFrench Paul: 12-tone permanent Eagle Safe, Mister D. It was impossible to break into. \nMacha: Well, it wasn't fucking impossible to move, now, was it, Paul? \nMacha: What did anyone take it for? We don't even use that safe, do we, Paul? \nMacha: Paul? \nFrench Paul: Not usually, no. \nFrench Paul: Sam Gold's powder was in that. Came in yesterday. \nMacha: No, Paul. You're wrong. \nMacha: Try again. \nMacha:
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Ummm  ok and how did  Ms. Debs take recienving a pair of knickers instead of the intended gloves ??  Leave the Comedy to Sir Benny Hill please or to Sir Monte Python.  LMAO  Like there is a Sir Monte Python.   Oh well At least I am funnier than you.\n\nIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: \nOn a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. \nOn a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) \nOn a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. \nOn a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) \nOn Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. \nOn Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. \nOn packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. \nOn Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." \nOn Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. \nOn most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) \nOn a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) \nOn Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." \nOn an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." \nOn a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) \nOn a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."\n\nA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. \n\nOn the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." \n\nThe wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. \n\nThe husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." \n\nThey walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. \n\nA man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" \n\n"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. \n\n"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." \n"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." \n"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. \n"I want a house in every country of the world," she said. \n"Consider it done," the genie replied. \n"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. \n"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." \nThe husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." \nThe genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. \nAfter it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" \n"Thirty-five," she replied. \n"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."\n\nTwo men were sitting next to each other at a bar.\nAfter a while, one guy looks at the other and say
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sundae morning5 and steamy_chick_k\nI think you should both know that medgirl478 is an intelligent, charismatic, enchanting young lady that happened to make a typo. It's not that she can't defend herself and I had no intentions of making it appear that way. I just cannot see why anyone feels the need to point out a mistake. I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh and have fun. However, I do not find public humiliation fun or humorous. There are so many cold people around here that I am starting to get an ice cream headache, lol. I will not apologize for caring about my friends and trying to defend them. I do not think I am perfect infact, I have many character flaws but my passion for peace is not one of them. God bless all and forgive us of our typos!\n\nhmmm, I love this question!\n1. Plenty of nourishment\n2. Toolbox (so I could build things like a house)\n3. medgirl478\n\nalternatively, if I could take only one thing it would be option number 3 (medgirl and all of her angelic qualities. She's so HOT even her typos draw attention!)\n\nThen my alarm goes off; dang it!
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Hi!\n\nChoked at the winners.\n\nBored with the so called 'celebrities'!\n\nWhat did that Fiona girl of GMTV look like?  And why's the tennis tosser from GMTV there?\n\nI've come in half way through, so the tissues are still in the box!
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Oh Garth,\n\nStop those rumors!!! (Do Tell...)\n\nIt sounded like moves to me...  I wonder; is Ryan is still making/going out with the Desperate Housewife actress, Terry Hatcher?\n\nI think Ryan is probably the most intelligent person on that show.  Don't underestimate his abilities, ever.  He'll be on camera for a long, long, time.  Unbelievable energy.
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Totally Rory Emerald!     Howdy Jodie!\nJust got on line to check out a few things. I love you answer to Speedy Gonzales & Road Runner. Hey check this out...remember that "question" about 2 months ago, (Do you think First Lady Laura Bush is a closet smoker?) Anyway...'Our' friend hummingbirdhug received over 900 e-mails because of that question. I ignored them until it was right in my face. They pulled that question off Yahoo Answers & put it everywhere. Net Scape, radio stations, newspapers, etc. had a lot of fun with it. Too bad hummingbird got kicked-off. I'm glad you won your tennis match. Check out the question about Leonardo da Vinci & Rory. How wild is that? Some of our questions are being looked at by the media and late night talk shows & seriously talked about. Hey how come we're not getting any money for it. I'm starting to think certain people are stealing our thoughts and ideas and getting all the credit for it. What do you think? Was on here last night and waited for you but you never came on. lollll
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I have to thank you, for the report? Your not insane, the insanity is the children's behavior. Yes they are children, and we as adults have to apply the American laws that are available. These children don't have the capacity or knowledge to act like an adult. You can't fake-it kiddy's. I have a petition to Yahoo right now with alot of support, and it isn't from the children that are trying to rule these pages. You have got to realize this is there method. I propose that you just keep speaking your mind. These children are outside of their forum anyway, Yahoo has a teen & preteen site in here right now. So keep turning them in, and complain as often as you can. Yahoo says that they don't want to supply another Myspace.com thats in court all the time. I don't want any advise from a minor, what would that make me? I am not on their level thank GOD. So please try to help them, and maybe there will be a happy medium, and we adults might be able to talk freely in here.
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Funny. I heard one today too-\n\nTwo kids were fishing in a stream. W was crossing over on a bridge, when he tripped, hit his head, and fell into the water unconscious.\n\nThe kids pulled him out, and when he came to, he thanked them profusely for saving his life. He told them he would grant each of them one wish. \n\nThe first kid wanted to go to Disney, and W agreed to take him himself in the Air Force One.\n\nThe second kid asked for an electronic wheelchair, equipped with a DVD player, MP3, and Playstation.\n\n"What for?" W asked. "You aren't crippled."\n\n"Yeah, well I will be when I go home and tell my daddy I saved your dumb *ss from drowning," he answered.\n\nSurprise, surprise, the one Neocon I work with didn't find this funny.
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http://www.showbizdata.com/pcredits.cfm/Goldschmidt,%20Judy/Goldschmidt,_Judy
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Hi, I didn't know Denise Brown had a show.  Thank you for letting me know, Why must we have to endure anymore of OJ's narcissistic behavior? Has anyone put any thought into what this must be doing emotionally to Nicole and Ron's families, not to mention what it is doing to his children. I feel like OJ, besides killing Ron and Nicole, has raped the justice system and now he is raping the public. Shame on Fox TV for airing such a show. Shame on book publishers for publishing such trash, and shame on the American public for watching this show or buying this book. I can't believe how low some people will stoop for a dollar. Let's put OJ where he belongs, into obscurity, which for a narcissist is worse than prison, and ban the book and TV show. Kim Goldman(Ron's sister) has a website you can go to and sign a petition that will be given to officials at Fox and Harper-Collins Publishers to urge them to not air the show or sell the book. The website is: http://dontpayoj.com
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRuI1G01rzE\n\nnot the awesomeness is awesome one.\nbut still.. haha it's funny
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It's probably a hoax, but I'll check out your link anyway.\n\n*Update*\nOh wow, that's weird.