I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.\nCan you guess the riddle?
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CO2 - Carbon Dioxide.\n\nPolar bears APPEAR white under the heavy CO2 atmosphere at the Pole.\nTears are made in CO2 rich ducts.\nUrine is developed by combining CO2 and ammonia.\nCO2 in the atmosphere creates dry hair.\nCO2 is a component of Botox.\nPancakes go brown when the oxidise carboon as they overheat.\nChampagne bubbles are CO2.\nCO2 is a gas - if you inflate something with it and squeeze it, it will burst.\nI can only guess the last bit has something to do with breathing CO2.\n\nHope this helps.
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SNOWBALL\nI made myself a snowball\nas perfect as can be.\nI thought i'd keep it as a pet\nand let it sleep with me.\ni made it some pajamas\nand a pillow for its head.\nthen last night it ran away,\nbut first- it wet the bed.
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The answer is simply "NO".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://www.teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.
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Here is some good riddles for you...\n\nQ: What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?\nA: The year's date reads the same when turned upside down. That will not happen again until 6009. \n\nQ:  A  man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. \n\nWhat should have he said?\n\nA:Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.
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Send 2 to the Jokes&Riddles group and they will do them in for you.  The other three are yours...
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1. horse\n2. chocolate\n3. kind of wet and down\n4. blue\n5. Whichever wasn't bad for me!\n6. Yes!\n7. Under my bed, partying with the Boogey Man\n8. Of course!\n9. I don't know!\n10. The sky!\n11. yes... :-)\n12. No! I wanted it to last forever!
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how about some riddles???\n\nQ:Why was the baby ant confused?\nA:All his uncles were ants!!!\n\nQ:What flower do you always wear?\nA:Two-Lip\n\nQ:What is the difference between a jewller & a jailer?\nA:A jeweller sells watches while a jailer watches cells!\n\nQ:What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment & never in a thousand years?\nA:The letter "M"\n\nQ:What is so fragile even saying it's name can break it?\nA:Silence\n\nQ:What 11-letters word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?\nA:"incorrectly"\n\nQ: Will ytou give me the 10 pts?\nA: ????
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1. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? \n2. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. \n3. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. \n4. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head\nI5. s your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell
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I understand the answer is pressure, but:\n1-What does pressure have to do with turning a polar bear white?\n2-I'm not sure I follow why pressure would make normal people look like celebrities.\n3-Why would I pop if I looked at pressure?\nAnd how in the world would kindergartners be able to figure the answer is pressure. 5 year olds?
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old easy riddle. block of ice.
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The answer is:\nIn its proper, original form, the first two sentences have absolutely nothing to do with the question: "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them." Ignore those two sentences. They are there only to throw you off course. (And it worked, didn't it?) What's left is the actual riddle itself: "There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."\nThe key is the phrase "the English language." In this three-word phrase, the third word is simply the word "language." Get it? "Language" is definitely something that "everyone uses every day"! Without that quirky little twist, the puzzle would be just another trivia question, not a riddle.
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I think this person is God....he fits perfectly into the riddle :)\n\nHope I get that money :D
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Get a new riddle, the answer is your name.
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this is the wrong riddle.  its something like, "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."\n\nthe answer is "language," the third word in "the english language"
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Now your just messin' with my head.\n\nYou still failed.\nIt's not white until it dries (don't know why)\nThere's no meat in an egg.\nNO, somebody else does.\nThere's no such things as vampires.
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Ask Smokey the Bear to teach you to spell.\n\n[][][] r u randy? [][][]\n.
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light (or sunlight)\n\nlight makes polar bears clear hair shafts appear white\nlight makes your eyes water\nlight first thing in the morning...guy gets out of bed to pee and girl combs her hair\nlight makes celebrities look stupid since it shed light on their antics\nlight makes normal people look like celebrities by putting them in the spotlight\npancakes brown, they are no longer light\nexpose champagne to light and it bubbles\nif you squeeze a lightbulb, it pops\ncan't figure last line but know that staring at sunlight is very bad for your eyes