1-the athete was as strong as an ox.\n2-the children were covered with dirt from head to toe.\n3-Susan could run like the wind.\n4-the message was as clear as a whistle.\n5-grandmother insisted that the house be spick and span.\n6- mother made enough dinner to feed an army.\n7-his feet were as big as a house.\n8-grandfather is as sharp as atack.\n9-that watermelon is as big as a barn.\n10-i got home late and my parents snapped my head off.\n11-the ball bounced and hit the sky.\n12-the ice cream sundae had toppings that were a mile high.
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the athete very strong\nthe children were completely covered with dirt\nsusan could run very fast\nthe message was easy to understand\ngrandmother insisted that the house be very clean\nmother made a very large dinner\nhis feet were big\ngrandfather is very smart\nthat watermelon is very large\ni got home late and my parents scolded me\nthe ball bounced very high\nthe ice cream sundae had a lot of toppings\n\nphew! :)
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I don't know of any specific chart, but try this exercise out for fun:\n\nCan you read these right the first time?\n\n1) The bandage was wound around the wound.\n\n2) The farm was used to produce produce.\n\n3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.\n\n4) We must polish the Polish furniture.\n\n5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.\n\n6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.\n\n7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.\n\n8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.\n\n9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.\n\n10) I did not object to the object.\n\n11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.\n\n12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.\n\n13) They were too close to the door to close it.\n\n14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.\n\n15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.\n\n16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.\n\n17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.\n\n  18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.\n\n19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.\n\n20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?\n\n\nLet's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.  English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.  Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.  We take English for granted.  But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.\n\nAnd why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?  If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?  One goose, 2 geese.  So one moose, 2 meese?  One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?  If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?\n\nIf teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?  If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?  Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?  Have noses that run and feet that smell?\n\nHow can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?  You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.\n\nEnglish was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.  That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.\n\nPS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"\n\n\nYou lovers of the English language might enjoy this . . . \n\n\n\nThere is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." \n\nIt's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?  At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? \n\nWe call UP our friends.  And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.  At other times the little word has real special meaning.  People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed
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1- yes\n2- Did my college\n3- I liked it\n4- People and simple life\n5- Many poor people,i wish someone could help them.\n6- Yes, keep asking or you will never learn.
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1-This ain't no Merry Christmas so don't hang up a wreath.\n\n2-If you get up in my face, I'm gonna bust your stinkin' teeth.\n\n3-(this only works with a few names) This is ________ and I am Keith.\n\n4-Platinum on my chain and diamonds on my teeth.\n\n5-Ok, so there's no #5, but I'm not really that good with rhymes. Good luck to you anyway!!!
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1. 116 years\n2. Ecuador\n3. Sheep or Horses\n4. November\n5. Squirrel\n6. Dogs (canis)\n7. Albert\n8. Crimson\n9. New Zealand\n10. Orange\n\nhttp://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/234.html\n\nNote - first with all ten without going back and editing (cheating)
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1. John\n2. Water to wine\n3. Thou shall not kill\n4. Bethlehem\n5. Moses\n6. Manna\n7. Red Sea\n8. Judas\n9. Lamb\n10. Philistines\n11. Mary\n12 Sword\n\nI answered these real fast. I hope you were looking for snap answers.\nMay GOD richly bless you and your flock.
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1. Small Soldiers\n2. Peter Pan or Ghost\n3. What Dreams May Come\n4. What Lies Beneath (woman's instinct/intuition)\n5. Secret Window\n6. Indecent Proposal\n7. Salt of the Earth\n8. Pretty Woman or Night Shift\n9. Independence Day\n10. Witches of Eastwich\n11. White Noise\n12. The Village\n13. Sixth Sense\n14. Snow White or Three Faces of Eve\n15. Hercules or Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney)\n16. Hocus Pocus, Sleeping Beauty or Ella Enchanted\n17. Groundhog Day\n18. Never Ending Story or Wizard of Oz
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Question: Drop a letter from this and you have the equivalent of a female's relative.\n\nAnswer: gherkin. Drop the letter "g" and you are left with "her kin".\n\n\nQuestion: By changing this word's second letter and replacing it with another you can make at least four other words.\n\nAnswer: scatter. If you replace the letter "c" with another letter, you can form words like shatter, swatter, smatter and spatter. If you are unsure of their meanings, check an online dictionary!\n\n\nQuestion: This word contains a nationality.\n\nAnswer: mundane. The word Dane refers to a person from Denmark.\n\n\nChallenge: Try to figure out the last two puzzles yourself. All the best!
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1) The rain whitened the upturned earth of the newly dug grave, darkening the already fertile earth to a forbidding black.\n2) the air stood still without a whisper of wind to lighten the oppressively black night\n3) Slowly, he went under, falling into the whirling blackness of madness\n4) Her hair was twined in an impossibly convoluted way with bright ribbons braided in, a stark contrast to the silky obsidian black waterfall that cascaded down her back.\n5)The eight legged creature crept along the floor, it's grotesque black body in stark contrast to the spotless white floor.\n6) Slowly, he opened his eyes, but instead of blue, or brown, or green, his eyes were black as if some evil had devoured the color and taken over to produce a thoroughly forbidding dark.
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1. the doctor is the son's mother\n2. they are following each other\n3. they have baby giraffes=calves\n4. your uncle
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1.  The rope isn't tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.\n\n2. The maid because there are no mail's on sunday\n\n3. Fred has 3 cages and 4 canaries.\n\n4. Steve is a juggler. When he came to the bridge he juggled the gold, always keeping one piece in the air. \n\n5. Since all the windows face south, the  house must be at the North Pole and the Bear is White.\n\nThus the bear is a Polar Bear.\n\n6. A River\n\n=)
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21. What the hell are you talking about?\n22. If God is all powerful can He make a boulder so big even He cannot lift it\n23. Disconnected thought, do twice.\n24. Happy Birthday to you Liberals\n25. HiGodHiGodHiGod
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Mother ---------- ---------------------            Passed on.\nFather.--------------------------------              Passed on.      \nBrother -  Still Alive.                                          ~   Because they all\nGrandmother-------------------------   Passed on.      have loved and \nGrandfather---------------------------   Passed on.      protected me \nFriends  -  Still Alive.                                              from one time or\n                                                                                       another. ~
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1. My Dad's stuffing\n2. Pecan\n3. Green\n4. Pine\n5. Gingerbread\n6. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time\n(Paul McCartney)\n7. Snow (As long as I'm not trying to get anywhere)\n8. My Dad's stuffing AGAIN :)\n9. (Starbucks) Egg nog (Latte)\n10. Giving
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( welcome to the performance of the darkness,Bitches!!\n2 ( after the Fight we Had Sex and came\n3 ( when i got home i farted then i shat myself also took a bath\n4 ( today at 10.am with my b/f i decided to F*ck \n5 ( heartbeat why do i miss when my @ss falls off\n6 ( some where over the rainbow i saw you scratching your @ss\n7 ( im crazy for crying Suck My Rooster\n8 ( what do you do with a dog called scooby poo\n9 ( rolf harris found his digerry doo when he was with his wife "whore bag"\n10 ( if your happy and you know it Bite my @ss\n11 ( head sholders knees and Hoes\n12 ( to make a stew go wrong u must sh1t in it\n13 ( today we are gonna make 1000000 bc breakfast f*ck that\n14 ( fred makes wilmas bedrock but he can also make barney's too from what i heard\n15 ( welcome to the jungle, would u lie to pet my pu$sy?\n16 ( how do you solve a problem like the squirts?\n17 ( I like the way you move when ur screwing\n18 ( if i can see that gun next to the factory anymore il kick ur @ss\n19 (and the question is...What The F*ck?\n-Deeablo
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1. I can only imagine what you sound like in person.\n2. You don't owe me an apology for leaving early.\n3. The hurricane relief has been going well.\n4. It has been a pleasure to meet you.\n5. I haven't seen Sue since last week.\n6. Sarah plays a musical instrument.
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1.why thank you, you look great too.\n2.i was mercy enough to give you food in order to let you grow.\n3.gosh, i didn't realize that.\n4.at least i have a longer **** than you right?\n5.compared to yao ming, kobe bryant and whuteva, you're pretty short urself.\n6.that's because you weren't grownig properly when you were little, so your mom had to but you all this nutricious food to make you grow.\n\n\nP.S. how old are you , i thin kguys don't stop growing until loke18 or something.