I've been thinking about getting one of those tongue pumps.
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i like a nice long tongue....  or nice thick other things....
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An artificial heart or other life saving device.  Then I'd be giving life, even if I don't technically have one.  Or something that kills witches.
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Yeah, I heard about it a couple months ago. It sounds great and I wish it had been around when my kids were a little younger. Probably would have saved a doctors visit or two, as well as some stress.
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Go get yourself a vibrator.  Don't be ashamed.  They're great!!
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how about these?  http://wedd.stores.yahoo.net/frvocusof15.html
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Yes, if I needed it.  Dental bills can be very expensive, and not everyone has dental insurance.
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I could be, if you're not a klutz like me! You could find a friend, buy two kits, and perform the procedure on each other, if that's what you're really planning! :)
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a kick to the mouth feels better
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You can go here and make you some money. It worked for me. I even have enough monwy extra to spoil myself a little. Check it out.
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that sounds neat..have fun when you find one
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I think you should ask your doctor or the person performing the service
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yes i would depending on what flavour it CUMS in...lmaooooo...
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I'd use a micropipet.
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This is the only actual article I could find on tongue tattooing while searching on Yahoo.  There are a lot of pages about tongue piercings.
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Try some ice cream it get my taste buds going.
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Take a rubber band, wind it up real good with a toothbrush in the middle and let it go on your tongue as a tounge cleaner.
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Hey I was thinking that it sounded more like a penis. Is it a penis? I've never squirmed while brushing my teeth. My toothbrush doesn't really hang loosely either.