I am the Goddess of the Internet.  I only really preside over the internet, so this is how people reach me.  But sometimes, the darn thing crashes!  I hate that.  Bill Gaits must be a demon.
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Oh, really, Miss Goddess, now I know that you're in charge around here, BOY,OH, BOY, have I got a bone to pick with you!!  LOL.
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Oh, man, that crap drives me up the wall.  I have no idea what the name of the language is, though, i just know that we call the people who use it all the time n00bs.  But that in and of itself is somewhat netspeak-y, so, eh.  What are you gonna do?
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anythings possible over the net. sites promoting suicide, racism, child porn, the list goes on. so sad, but its the net. just delete that junk
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larry the cable guy,,,,,and if i dont get best answer,,,i'll be madder than a legless ethiopion watching a donut roll down the hill  ,,,,,,,,,,,can i get some worshester sauce??????/,,,,lol
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Tryin to get ideas?  The most real one I encountered was when some jackhole on AOL got a username like "AolService5" and said "your account has been reset...please provide your account credit card and expiration date to continue service"...I reported him.
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Cybering- Go away\nI'm really a middle aged, balding man.\nOMG WTF ROFFLES!!!111eleven!\nI'm only using an AOL service to talk to friends. Really.\nbrb- spleen rupturing
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I don't like that statement! I feel there are plenty of "good" people, and good people to chat with. You just seem to run into the cocky ones. But it's true, everyone does act alittle more cocky and annoying on the internet, than in real person, just because their identity is hidden!
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There's an article in the Daily News by David McGire that is titled "Bush officials would avoid regulating the Internet" Go to ask jeeves or google and ask your question you will get lots of links. I don't want to take the opportunity away from you and write them all here.       PS..... I just love all you bush haters who have the same old negative answers without even doing any looking into the facts. And that includes any topic concerning our president. It's getting soooo old and soooo boring lol
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I don't see one. But I'll keep my eyes open for good solutions. I believe the WEB has caused gigantic problems in our society. Our youth has suddenly come to the conclusion that having a link to a response somehow 'proves' it's true.
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Are you the Brain Child behind this?\n\nHow did someone tag "miserable failure" to the web address?\n\nAnd more importantly, wht would I google that?\n\nAnyways, Clever webbing...
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i tend to agree.. i have been a pc jockey for a bit too long myself and its occuring more and more to me lately that there actually is a world outside.  sometimes im shocked when the sun hits my face, so maybe it's time to stuff the box in the closet and take out my walking shoes.  id like to write a book too, but i find the time passing on the internet most days, then another and another.  thing is, every day is the same on the internet and there doesnt seem to be any real point to it.  hm
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Yeah, that's horrible, now look at mine. http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-9BbjJmYzbqirzndvhUngxcDZD48-?cq=1\n\nSorry, link is fixed now.
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I usually chat with my friends simultaneously downloading games,softwares through p2p software and also used to browse and see the results of wwe and other matches in the internet.........i never end internet my computer always used to be connected to the internet.....
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Firefox! IE was not originally intended for the internet. It was intended as a mainframe for ur comp. Thats why if ur IE crashes ur whole comp does too.
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Dude I have friends in all 6 corners of the solar system, thanks to "AOL"(joke). \n\nThe computer has opened up the borders so go on line and browse "people and Chat"(msn); the people I have met are amazingly great, funny, hot and what not!
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isn't it interesting to see how so many users will leave you a nasty answer? would they be that rude if they knew you in person? i bet not. it's amazing how the computer just allows all of the demons to come out & say & do what they will. \n\nanyway, did you enjoy the pizza i sent over? i sent you extra cheese! hope it was yummy!!!
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have reported every post he has put up to yahoo, I have also asked them to ban his IP address from this website, and I also think he should be reported to his ISP and the authorities involved, he's a menace and should be locked away!\ngood luck with your quest!  I for one want him out of here, he's a very sick man!!!