1)The bandage was wound around the wound.\n2)The farm was used to produce produce.\n3)The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.\n4)We must polish the Polish furniture.\n5)He could lead if he would get the lead out.\n6)The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.\n7)Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.\n8)A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.\n9)When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.\n10)I did not object to the object.\n11)The insurance was invalid for the invalid.\n12)There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.\n13)They were too close to the door to close it.\n14)The buck does funny things when the does are present.\n15)A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.\n16)To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.\n17)The wind was too strong to wind the sail.\n18)After a number of injections my jaw got number.\n19)Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear
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clever...I like word play ;)
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1.She Pushed me in the POOL at our last school reunion\n2.Theres a place on the corner of  CHERRY we would walk on the beach in our bare feet\n3.Where did I go wrong I LOST A FRIEND, SOMEWHERE along in the bitterness\n4.Besides the MEXICAN Food sucks north of here anywhere\n5.Applause Applause no wait wait DEAR STUDIO AUDIENCE, I have an announcement to make
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I'll let you translate these into spanish (good practice!) but hopefully they'll help.\n1. He is strong but tired of carrying his son.\n2. Mostly he complains! and says that he can't see anything yet.\n3. His dad asked him if he can see/hear any sign of the village they are going to yet (barking of dogs, lights)\n4.  Tranquilino was Ignacio's father.  I don't see where it says exactly what happened with him, aside from his baptizing Ignacio and giving him his name.  All I see is "A él también le tocó la mala suerte de encontrarse con usted" (He, too, had the bad luck of knowing you)>\n5. The mother died giving birth to a son.\n6. Ignacio cries to remember his poor mother (whom he made miserable!).\n\nHope this helps.  Thanks for the link - it was a good read.
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The Lord helps those who help themselves. \n\nExample:\n\nIt had rained long and hard. Floods were everywhere in the town and one man sat on the porch of his house. A policeman came by and said,  "It's starting to flood. You should leave."\n\n"The Lord will provide. I'll stay." The homeowner replied.\n\nThe rains increased and the homeowner was forced to sit on his roof. A boat came by and the rescue workers said the man should go with them, to safety. "The Lord will provide. I'll stay."\nhe replied.\n\nFinally, as the waters lapped at the eaves of his perch, a helicopter flew over. A man called out through a bullhorn, \n"Climb into the harmess when it's lowered and we'll pull you up."\n\nThe stubborn man again replied with, "The Lord will provide. I'll stay."\n\nFast forward. The man is dripping wet and glaring at the Lord. "I trusted you! I had faith that you would provide for me!"\n\nThe Lord smiled indulgently at the disgruntled man. " I sent you a police officer, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want?"\n\nThe point I'm making is, God sent us Doctors and scientists to help us keep healthy. We should use them when needed. I'm not denying that the mind is a wonderous thing and it has enabled some people to heal themselves. But not everyone has that capability. \n\nMiracles can and do happen daily but too often people fail to recognize them.\n\nreply to \namylr620;\n\nWhat would you call this, then?  \n\nMy husband and I were lost in the desert in the middle of the night. The gas in our pickup was fast being used up, as we attempted to find a road leading to civilization. I prayed and asked God to send angels to help us find a gas station. Suddenly two brilliant glowing beings appeared. One on each side of our pickup. They each put one hand on the side of the pickup nearest them. I watched in awe for an hour and fourty five minutes as the sagebrush outside flew past our moving vehicle. The gas gage never moved during the time the beings towed us. Just as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone. Our pickup stopped and the gas gage read below empty. We stayed where we were and in the morning, discovered a gas station fifty feet from where we sat.\n\nMiracles? Yes!\n\nI truly feel sorry for you. It must be frightening to not believe in miracles.
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1.Mi mamá se levanta a las 430am. Luego ella me despierta a las 6am (me despierta comes from despertarse)\n\n2 Luego usualmente me estiro antes de levantarme de la cama. Odio la alarma y mi madre no quiere que llegue tarde.\n\n3. Mi hermano mayor a veces me despierta los martes. El se afeita y cepilla sus dientes frecuentemente (afeita de afeitarse y cepilla de cepillarse)\n\n4.El normalmente se ducha. Mientras el se ducha, yo voy a despertar a mi hermano menor Mesaab y le digo "Debes levantarte" \n\n5.Mientras mis hermanos están preparando. Me peino. Nunca uso la secadora de pelo
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1. overcoming\n2. piece of pie (pi)\n3. two Minsk (minks)\n4. seven
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a)i went to the movies\nb)fortunately, i brought money\na)unfortunately,they didnt have any popcorn\nb)fortunalely, they had candy\na)unfortunately, it was to expensive
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1s, there were 2 people, dreamwalker and miss 3na. dreamwalker was 4ing for her but tried to 5 his feelings. he 6 for her name for 7al days. he w8ed 9 and day. 10 su10ly, he saw almost the 9est mes8es for the whole day. his longing for 7al days was answered by the words he 6. he tried to 5 down, but he can't. then he 4ed all his emotions 3ple time in2 1 story.\n\nthis is the story he wrote...
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I answered the phone while the doctor was operating, I waited all day while my mother was shopping, I jumped the fence while the neighbours dog was chasing me, i cried for hours while i was waiting for my for the bus, I crossed the road while i was chasing a robber... Is that enough?" i am pretty bad at those fancy sentences hahaha... hope it helps if not well i tried. good luck with your homework
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2 greenbeans cross the road. 1 greenbean gets hit by a truck. They both get rushed to the hospital. First greenbeans waits in the emergency room for hours, the docotor finally comes out, and says: "I've got some good news and bad news... " The greenbean says: "Give me the good news first..." Docotor says: "The good news is he's going to live, the bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life......."\n\nA guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck, and the bartender says: Okay dude, you can come in, but don't start anything!\n\nWhy did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.\n\nA company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. \n\nOn a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!\n\nThe CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"\n\nA little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"\n\nThe CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"\n\nFeeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"\n\nWith a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."\n\n\nAnd that is all I know!
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Ernestito: Breast, I have eight anuses.  ! Itself banar to a dog!  \n\nWake: Perfect, but tambien you go to..  \n\nWake: Good, son, despues of banarlo, you are going to dry it very well.  \n\nErnestito: Already itself, breast.  \n\nWake: If, son, but before bringing al dog, prepares the water and the jabon.  \n\nErnesttito: Breast, breast,? I am able banar to Wolf?  \n\nErnestito: Already this all ready, breast.
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Mother ---------- ---------------------            Passed on.\nFather.--------------------------------              Passed on.      \nBrother -  Still Alive.                                          ~   Because they all\nGrandmother-------------------------   Passed on.      have loved and \nGrandfather---------------------------   Passed on.      protected me \nFriends  -  Still Alive.                                              from one time or\n                                                                                       another. ~
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How do you laugh in any language after you read this letter?\n\nHere it goes:\n\nDear Billy Bob,\nI'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.\nWe don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read the paper that most accidents happen within 20mi. from home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.\n\nThe coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off put them in the pockets.\n\nThree of your friends went off the bridge in pickup. One of them survived, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned they couldn't get the tailgate down.\n\nNot much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, pls let me know and i will send another one.\n\nLove, Ma
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Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
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A farmer had 13 sheep all but nine fell over dead. How many were left standing?\n\n>>>9\n\n\nHow many of each animal did Moses take on the ark with him?\n\n\n>>>>none Noah took two of each\n\n\nThere were four girls and a basket with four apples in it each girl took an apple but there was still one left in the basket. How is this so?\n\n\n>>>>The last girl took the basket with the apple still in it.\n\n\n\nA man is fixin to put up a fence , he needs 100 yards of fencing material. He goes to the store and buys exactly 100 yards of fencing material. Using onley your eyes how can you be sure thats how much is there?\n\n\n>>>>Because I told you so  (using your eyes you read the footage) get it?
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Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
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1) seven - if all of the sheep have died, *except* seven of them, then logically seven of them have lived.  The remaining twelve have died.\n\n2) Bobby - If three of the children are named, and neither of the names are 'Bobby', then it stands to reason that "Bobby" is the fourth.  (Aside from being given the answer using the possessive form of his name.)\n\n3) himself - The man is an only child, and he is looking at himself in the photograph, since he is his father's son.\n\n4) glass - Greenhouses are made of "green" glass, not wood, since the wood would not let the light in for the plants.\n\n5) two - if you "take" two of the apples, then you only have two in your possession.  The rest are for anyone else to take.\n\n6) He's dead - if the man has a 'widow', then it means he is dead.  It stands to reason that there are most likely no laws on the books that allow for a living person to marry a corpse.\n\n7) Noah took them, not Moses - The ark used to carry two of each animal was built by Noah according to the old testament.  The story of Moses came later and he didn't gather animals in groups of two.\n\n8) one - if you disregard that some people believe in re-incarnation, any man, not just the average man, has only one day that he is physically born, but he celebrates that day each year for the rest of his life.