scientology devil thing...funny story
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My boy Xenu! Muh'fu**in intergalactic tyrant IN DA HOUSE!!!
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From what I've read it sounds like he did it on a bet.  That he could make up a religion and get rich from it.  He succeeded.  He must have been on drugs when he came up with this junk.  Not only that those that follow it like some movie stars *cough*Tom Cruise*cough*  need their heads examined cause something isn't right somewhere to believe we are possessed by aliens and earth was an alien prison planet.  They have wonderful meds now for delusions like that!
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go to hell   L.O.L....very funny i liked it.... what do you think about this one ; A woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh, that," he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her position when the screaming starts again. This time it is louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls St. Peter over again to find out what is happening to the woman now. "Oh, that," he says, "they're just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." The woman decides that she wants out and tells St. Peter that she has changed her mind and wants to be sent to hell. "Are you sure you want to go there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll end up getting sodomized and raped and even worse!" "That's okay" says the woman, "I already have the holes for that!"
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lol religions are so funny!
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It's a money making scheme that is based on the works of science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard's.  It is a complete and total BS and can be downright dangerous at times!
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Yeah, I read that article.  Damn scientologists and non believers will do or say nearly anything to try and disprove the Bible or shake the foundation of one's faith.
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So some aliens were in this volcano and the volcano exploded.  Now these aliens were really bad but humans were really good.  So when the volcano exploded these alien's badness covered all the good humans.  So the good humans do bad stuff.  Scientology teaches you how to get rid of the badness of these aliens.  It costs about $400,000 to learn how to get rid of these aliens badness from your human goodness.  I guess if you don't have this money then you can't get rid of this badness.\n\nHow about this instead.  We're all bad and we need to be made good in the eyes of God.  God is perfect and we are not.  To be forgiven for our sins against God we need a savior. Out of God's love for us, He sent a savior, his son, Jesus to bridge the gap between our sinfulness and his perfection.  By repenting of our sins and trusting Jesus to save us , we avoid God's justice and receive the perfect love of God.  And God's love is AWESOME!
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Strange but Quite Hilarious!!! Good Joke!!! Rating-9/10!!! Continue posting some other jokes!!!
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What's the flashing headlights one?!?!  I do that to motorists when they don't have their lights on.  Does that mean I'm a freak?!?!  Anyways.. I had fun researching this topic!\n\nURBAN LEGENDS THAT ARE NOT TRUE...\n*Woman calls police because a fast food outlet won't make a cheeseburger the way she wants it.\n*Chewing gum takes seven years to pass through the human digestive system. \n*Hair grows back darker or thicker after it has been shaved. \n*A minister in Disney's The Little Mermaid sports an erection during a wedding.\n*The size of a man's nose, hands, or feet is a reliable indicator of the size of his penis. \n*A Romanian couple named their son 'Yahoo' as a sign of gratitude for their having met over the Internet.\n*A Tootsie Pop wrapper with a picture of an Indian shooting an arrow at a star on it can be redeemed with Tootsie Roll Industries for a free bag of candy.\n*Rice thrown at weddings is dangerous to birds.\n*Possums hang by their tails in trees.\n*The daddy longlegs spider is the "world's most poisonous animal."\n*Human handling of baby birds will cause their mothers to reject them. \n*Multiplying your dog's age by seven will produce its equivalent in human years.\n*A frog placed in water that is brought to a boil through gradual temperature increase will make no attempt to escape.\n*During the December 2004 tsunami, elephants who had broken free from their handlers rescued 42 people.\n*Dr Pepper soda is made with prune juice. \n*Brain-damaged LSD user believes himself to be glass of orange juice. \n*Someone who has taken LSD more than seven times is declared legally insane.\n*Woman dies after visiting too many tanning parlors in one day. \n*Cher had a pair of ribs surgically removed to achieve an ultra-small waist.\n*Young boy dies from eating Pop Rocks candy with soda pop. \n\nURBAN LEGENDS THAT ARE TRUE...\n\n*The design of the California state flag was the result of a mistake. \n*When the Titanic hit an iceberg in the north Atlantic, the silent version of the film The Poseidon Adventure was being screened aboard ship. \n*The Chinese are raising St. Bernard dogs for food.\n*Two men each lose an arm in a grisly tug-of-war contest.
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keep reading, that sounds like Scientology. Christians don't think like that, rather it is not what is taught, where did you read this anyway?
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and what cult is this?  If you tell me that you can't name it because your life will be in danger, everyone here will just figure you for a liar.\n\n-----------\n\nLiar!  Liar!  Pants on fire!
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I think if This is A Joke It is Very Funny..Can I have The Ten Points..I almost peeded on myself with that one lol just kidding I didn't but it was funny enough to hear Gumbi Conforted You...The Green Guy you should Squish him real hard in your next dream..\nP.S If you Are Abusing Prescription Drugs Then Satan Has Your Mind And Soul..They Are Taking Over You..Only Jesus Can Fill That Void if you are Taking "Abusive Drugs Or Not..Nothing Can Fill That Void..Accept Jesus Christ As Lord And Saviour Today!!!\nP.S Except for The Sexual Refrences that wasn't kewl at all..Jesus Have Mercey On This "Lost Soul" In Jesus Name Amen&Amen!!!\n~Blessings~\n Lynda R.Leavy
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lol mav a monkey on a mormons back today eh? =P
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In Scientology you have to also learn how to deceive your self. It is a self-deceptive cult.
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Sorry! Didn't notice it was under Religion and Spirituality:\n\nJOKE #1\n\nA woman and a man go to church every week, and every week, the man falls asleep during the pastor's sermon. So the wife decides that she'll bring a long hat pin, and poke him with it whenever he fell asleep.\nSo later that morning they went to church. And almost as soon as church had started the man fell asleep. The pastor began to get into his sermon. He posed the question, "And who created the world in seven days?"\n\nThe woman poked the man with the pin. He jumped up and said, "GOD ALMIGHTY!"\n\n"Very good, very good." The pastor replied, nodding his head. The man sat down in embarrassment, but soon fell asleep again.\n\nThe pastor continued his sermon, and got to the point where he posed another question, "And who died on the cross to save us from our sins?"\n\n"JESUS CHRIST." The man said as he jumped up after being poked. The entire congregation looked at him. He mumbled something to himself, and sat back down.\n\nThe pastor once again continued his sermon, and neared the end. He posed one more question, "And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?"\n\nThe woman poked her husband one more time, and he jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT OFF!"\n\n\nJOKE #2\n\nA drunk that had just come out of a bar, got lost and ended up walking into a lake where a group of Baptists were performing a group baptism ceremony.\n\nThe drunk guy approaches the minister: "E-e-e-xcuse me, b-b-but, I-I'm lost...."\n\nThe minister says: "Yes, brother, we all were lost once". And without as much as a warning he grabs the drunk by the hair and puts him under water, face down".\nThe drunk kicked and struggled.\n\nHe finally pulls him out of the water and asks him: "Have you found Jesus, brother?".\nScared, the drunk guy, yells out: NOOO!!\n\nThe minister puts him underwater once again and asks him: "Have you found Jesus, brother?".\nThe drunk yells out: NOOO!!\n\nHe puts him underwater once again and asks him: "Have you found Jesus, brother?".\nAlmost crying, the drunk guy screams: "NOOO!! I DIDN'T FIND HIM!! A-A-RE Y-Y-OU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE DROUNDED???
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L. Ron Hubbard did it while Tom watched in the name of scientology.
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satan didnt give me a taco, jesus usually does that. however he is my moter....hear my moter purrrrr.