women of the apple tree.\n\nwomen are like apples on trees.\nthe best ones are at the top of the tree.\nthe boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.\ninstead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that    \naren't as good,but easy.\nso the apples at the top think that something is wrong with them,when in reality,they're amazing.\nthey just have to wait for the right boy to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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Heh, cute. You should mention to her that she's the apple at the top of the tree and that you're willing to climb for her. \n\n:)
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Which tree are you talking about ? Did they just recently spray it to kill the bugs ? I wouldn't marry from any family if I didn't know the members of that family, you have to know one, at least.\n  Do you want to know the meaning of a normal tree, a king tree, and a family tree ? Too much for now, maybe when I have a little more time.
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Well, lets not take this out of context, here is the whole passage: \n\n\n 33"Either make the tree good and its fruit good, or make the tree bad and its fruit bad; for the tree is known by its fruit. \n 34"You brood of vipers, how can you, being evil, speak what is good? For the mouth speaks out of that which fills the heart. \n\n 35"The good man brings out of his good treasure what is good; and the evil man brings out of his evil treasure what is evil. \n\n 36"But I tell you that every careless word that people speak, they shall give an accounting for it in the day of judgment. \n\n 37"For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned." \n\nBasically Jesus was speaking to the scribes and Pharisees as they where questioning his words and actions.  \n\nTo me, the Pharisees where trying to trip up Jesus with their words.  Jesus rebuked them. \n\n Basically, I believe it is saying that our character is known by what we say and what we do.  If we say and do good then good will come to us, however, if we say and do bad then bad will come to us in the end.  God take an account of all we do here on earth, one day we will be judged.\n\nGod Bless You and Peace be with you.
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"How do you like them apples?" from Good Will Hunting
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Thats the way they'd like their own life to be.\n\nAnyway, we have a saying, "Why count the trees, just eat the fruit!"\n\nIt means that don't examine things too closely, just enjoy the fruits of life, which are bountiful.\n\nSo enjoy yourself, pal!\n\nst
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A French teacher was explaining to her College class\n>> > that in French, unlike\n>> > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or\n>> > feminine. House is\n>> > feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine-"le crayon."\n>> > A student asked,\n>> > "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the\n>> > answer, the teacher split\n>> > the class into two groups - male and female - and\n>> > asked them to decide for\n>> > themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or\n>> > a feminine noun. Each\n>> > group was asked to give four reasons for their\n>> > recommendation.\n>> >\n>> > The men's group decided that "computer" should\n>> > definitely be\n>> > of the feminine gender (la computer) because:\n>> >\n>> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal\n>> > logic; 2. The native\n>> > language they use to communicate with other computers\n>> > is incomprehensible to\n>> > everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are\n>> > stored in long term memory\n>> > for possible later review; and 4. As soon as you make\n>> > a commitment to one,\n>> > you find yourself spending half your paycheque on\n>> > accessories for it.\n>> >\n>> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers\n>> > should be masculine (le computer) because:\n>> >\n>> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn\n>> > them on; 2. They have\n>> > a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3.\n>> > They are supposed to\n>> > help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE\n>> > the problem; and 4. As\n>> > soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had\n>> > waited a little\n>> > longer, you could have gotten a better model.\n>> >
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try to explain to them that its hard. otherwise, make them hide the stuff. trust me, youll be happy in the end when they arent healthy and you are.\n\nyou have to ignore it!!! if they can get junk food, they can get real food 4 u. they munch on cookies? GET AN APPLE IN YOUR HAND, NOW!
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No, the word "apple" doesn't appear in this Biblical account.  Instead, the KJV uses the word "fruit."  \n\nPeace.
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Think of what it takes to make beef stew. The cow is killed and chopped up into small pieces, then cooked. Kind of over killing someone. Making sure they are dead. Although people don't take it that seriously.\n\nWhen someone thinks they are better than others, they lookup in the air. I think it is so they don't have to look at the inferior person. \n\nI am not sure where "How do you like them apples" came from. It always seems to be in the context of revenge, getting even with someone. Perhaps it started with selling rotten apples to someone you don't like.
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Teenage boys are pretty superficial and haven't lived long enough to be able to appreciate the attributes of what other (like, not anorexic looking) women have to offer. Don't worry too much about it.
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A group of scientist placed five monkeys in a cage, in the centre of the cage they put stairs and, on it a cluster of bananas.\nWhen a monkey went up the stairs to grab the bananas, the scientists launched cold water in the ones that were in the soil. After certain time, when a monkey went up the stairs he would be beaten by the other monkeys.\nAfter sometime, no monkey tried to went up the stairs, despite the temptation for the bananas.\nThen the scientists substituted one of the 5 monkeys.\nThe first thing he did was go up the stairs, but he was quickly removed by the others that immediately start to beat him.\nAfter some beatings, he quit trying to go up the stairs.\nA second one was replaced and the same story occurred, having the first substitute participated, with enthusiasm, in the beating of the novice.\nOne third was substituted and the same fact happened.\nOne fourth and then the Last of the veterans was substituted.\nSo the scientists were now with a group of 5 monkeys that without ever having taken a cold bath, continued to beat the one that tried to go to the bananas.\nIf it was possible to ask to the monkeys why they beaten the one that tried to get up the stairs, the answer would probably be: "I don't know. Things were always like this around here..."\nSo sometimes we should ask ourselves why we do some things without thinking!\n\n" It is easier to disintegrate an atom than a prejudice!"\n(Albert Einstein)
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A Man knows how to seriously treat a woman, a boy is immature with women and doesn't know yet.\n\nEXAMPLE: I was leaving my garage and was just about to get out to close the garage door when my sister's BF got out of his car and asked if he could get it for me. SO SWEET! \n\nMEN WANT to make women happy. BOYS do not know how.
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Ms. Fruitbat does know what you're talking about. There are definitely differences in how males and females communicate, and we women also often think men are nuts because we don't understand their style either. They often seem to me  like there's a whole bunch of nonverbal things going on in the room that show who likes and doesn't like who and all kinds of subtle complex stuff  going on at the same time and it's all going straight over their heads, like if every obvious little thing isn't pointed out to them they just don't have a clue.  \n\nI've heard it all goes back to when men were hunters and communication had to be minimal, direct and simple, (and I assume each males rank had a lot to do with who got to be listened to the most), while females gathered, spread out over a large area without much need for rank, and watching kids too, so they kept up a constant chatter, and as long as they heard everybody carrying on with low key chatter, they could keep track of where everybody was and know that everybody was safe, and what was actually being said wasn't the most important part. Women do say an average of 3 times more words per day than men do.\n\nSo for example even though it seems crystal clear to you, whatever women you're talking about may not realize men mean that harm will come if they don't shut up; they may think that as long as they keep talking, they're keeping negotiations going on that will prevent the next level of force. Also in women-speak, it's considered somewhat rude to bluntly state an opposing opinion, so the way women  participate is to make a neutral comment, or one where their point seems clear to them but is done so subtly that the guys don't even know they're trying to make a point. It is all very interesting, from a distance that is. But close up it's maddening. Ms. Fruitbat wishes you luck.
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none.  The boys are all thieves.  They steal the apples and the truck.
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Awwwww :)\nWhat a cute name.  I even like the name Apple.  Sounds so cute.\n\nImagine when the kiddies are older and getting into mischief though.  It would be hard using those names in a stern voice!
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First of all, we don't know what fruit it was.  The Bible never says an apple.  Second of all, if Adam and Eve hadn't eaten of the forbidden fruit they would have never become mortal and had children.  We would not even be here today, only Adam and Eve would still be livingin the Garden of Eden.  So Eve's partaking of the forbidden fruit, from the tree of knowledge of good and evil was the most wonderful thing that could have ever taken place.  Without Eve's actions you wouldn't be sitting in front of a computer terminal asking this question.
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Once upon a time a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" And the guy said "NO!" the girl lived happily ever after and she went shopping and dancing and never had to cook, never had a dirty house and she never had a headache. \nTHE END\nNote to self:\n1)Girl talked to guy. 2)Girl asked guy a question. 3)Guy answered. 4)Girl lives her life happily. 5)Girl goes shopping. 6)Girl goes dancing. 7)Girl never has to cook. \n8)Girl never has a dirty house. 9)Girl NEVER has a headache. 10)I'm a single girl.