a fuuny joke me and other people like thats about an singer or actor
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed. \n\nHe orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: \n\n"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." \n\nTo which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"
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Very funny, but even funnier that some people didn't get it!!!!\n\nSuperb.
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Nothing wrong with that at all - its good for the tone to be lightened up from time to time.  \n\nIf people believe it, that makes it even funnier too, no harm done.
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i think it's funny when someone is making fun of others for being stupid and then they mess up their sentence. (no, i'm not referring to the asker, just so you know!!!)  and i get very annoyed by people who get all wordy when they don't know what they're talking about
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Ha Ha Ha .......You fellas must be all with good sense of humour to understand and to with stand the Joke !!! Nice one !!! I liked it !!!
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You know some people will get a laugh about this.......but this actually says wut i feel.....lol
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Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy have said things in their acts that have offended me.  Now it's Michael Richards.
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ha ha ha thats a funny one if you want more look for juan s i just did a joke
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LOL. That's funny. Some of these people should relax a little. I mean where's your sense of humor.
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I heard this on here months ago copycat and it wasn't funny then either!!\n\n♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
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Me.  I'm a walking comedy routine, but most people take the sarcasm WAY too seriously.  Check out some of my other answers.  Lighten up, folks.
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Look Here, some good jokes by people all over.
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haha celebs make me luagh like paris hilton making a music career. i think they make really stupid mistakes till they relize what they've done. Like michael jackson for exzample not to be racist he was cool when he was black but he still has the voice.
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well i think that is kinda stupid but kinda funny at the same time. if u made it up good job
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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not if he is someone your close to it would be funny
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There is a good joke there, but presentation needs work