ten points to the person with the best joke! if all the jokes are even then it goes to the person wiht the most jokes!
200955
You and your best freind go to heaven. At the gates you are told to walk across a field but not to step on any ducks. Your friend starts to cross, but steps on a duck. She (I'm assuming it's a she) is hancuffed to un ugly guy. You cross without stepping on a duck and are handcuffed to A hot guy.\nYou say, "This must be my reward for not stepping on any ducks."\nThen the guy says, "No. I stepped on a duck."\nLOL!!!!!!!!!
653470
You are funny man... ha ha ha ! I swear, I'm gonna ask everybody I know this question! You the best! Simply the best!
342773
LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
451694
awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
383644
that was toooooooo good , i wish i could think of jokes that good. hahahahahahah rotfl lol, lmfao
615473
Send 2 to the Jokes&Riddles group and they will do them in for you.  The other three are yours...
288371
Good one ;)\n\nOne of the few GOOD jokes I've ever heard!
18875
you get to chose the best anwser and that gives that person 10 points. you get 2 for chosing. So PICK ME PICK ME!
485134
ah man you're so funny! this has to be the number one best joke I've ever heard! And to think they named Ronnie Barker Britain's favourite comedian... 'f**kwit*' should have won that, or at least come second.
673163
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
182073
HAHAHA   great joke!!
598443
1 MORE JOKE :\n What is the limit of stupidity ???????????????
108622
I think that the best jokes are something that slipped out of your mouth on accident. The things that are said ar not usually thought about which makes it all the more funnier. It also has to be the right moment. It usually has to be quiet for a good joke to be appreciated.
498900
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
491034
good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed.  your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
158060
hey dude...look at Paden T...how funny is that sh*t!!!\n\nso many answers...I'll go with 8.
508639
LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!