hey guys,this guy i know is called the SPOONER when i asked him why he is callled this he says i will tell you when the time is right... what does spooner mean pls help guys???? you rock thanks frm sweetlykalemon!!!!!!
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It is a way to cuddle or have sex. Check the link for details:
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Hi Wylien, \n  I can't pick you up cause I don't have no car and I have to GO to work and I need a ride. So if you get someone to pick you up, can you have him/her stop by my place and pick me up, then they can drop you off and bring me to work, then they can go back to bar to see you. \nI can't lose another job for being late. This will be the third this month!!! Help me please!!
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hi daniel!! i wuv u!!!  i missed his address 2 the nation, but usually what he says is rubbish-full. give me the 10 pts, since u know u want 2! lol!
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A guy walks into a bar with a salamander on his shoulder.  He asks, "I'll take a shot, and a cup of water for my buddy Tiny here."  The bartender asks, "Why do you call him Tiny?"  The guy answers, "because he is minute." [pronounced mi-nute]\n\nGet it?  Mi-nute, minute meaning tiny. My newt!  \n\nIt is so corny that it doesn't always translate to the written word.  It needs to be said out loud.
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you r absolutely right and smart to stick to your schedules. thats how you flush out the big phonies!! trsut me there you did not lose anything precious here. if he ever call again dont even bother having anymore conversation with this pervert. learn from these expereince and fell out guys like that in the future!! good going girl!!
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you should probably call him. maybe he's waiting for you to call him. you never know. waiting might cause misunderstanding.
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How the what?????\nCome again?\nScratch my head???\nSounds noble, though...can you explain?
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_____(her name)\n\n         Thanks for being so sweet. Thank you for being everything i've ever wanted in a girlfriend. Here's something to let you know I love you, in case you ever felt like underappreciated. (or something lol) There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. It's hard nowadays to find a girl like you, it seems like you have everything. I want this relationship to really last a lifetime. \n\n\nomg i dont know..lol..i just made something up really quick. y  are you asking this, though? isnt  this supposed to come from YOU?
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That song doesn't even have any words so how would it say the name of the it in the song.  Look I was looking for the name of that song too cause I hear it come on at midnight too, and all I can say is it's the midnight song.  But don't look up that song name because that's not it.  I already tried what that other guy said.
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Let me do some research and I will get back to you Rebecca. Hey, how is Mark? Is he still working at the HCU? And yourself? You know we need to hook up sometime, right?\nI mean you and I; not Mark and I
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We would appreciate being informed if this date suits his Excellency, or if another date is more convenient.\n\nWe were trained to never use "you" when referring to royalty. One could not say "How do you do?"  It had to be "How does His Highness do?"  I think it is inappropriate to address royalty as "you" in any part of conversation.
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Does it strike you as odd that he doesn't call all day and then shortly after you call him this evening then he calls? My guess would be that he DID have his phone, could see it was you calling, is somewhere doing something he would rather be doing than talking to you and so he used someone else's phone to call you and make up a story about not having his phone with him.
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This is the first time I've ever heard this version of the joke. I don't know what this is right here, but it makes absolutely no sense. \n\nThere were three guys walking down the street and ran acroos this farm house. The lady said they could stay in the house and have breakfast in the morning but if not they had to stay in the barn. \n\nWHY would they have to stay in the barn?? What were the guys suppose to do in order to stay in the house???\n\nI cannot express this enough; when posting a joke, write it correctly.
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Well, as an MUNER, I've seen this happen. It's lucky that you were admin because if that note had been confiscated, there would be consequences. Anyways, you are right in asking him straight off would scare him. You don't really know this guy, do you? It seems like 2 or 3 weeks at most  and you already say he's NOT the player type. Maybe he is. If he really liked you, he would have called. This guy is not a perfect gentleman as he hasn't fulfilled his promise to call. I think he's keeping you as a safety as he flirts with you online but not in a more meaningful way. He maybe interested in another girl. There are other guys out there. Good luck.
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k, I'm drunk, but I understood it perfectly. The doctor in need of doctoring requested that particular doctor because he like the way that that doctor doctors. So, he should definitely doctor the doctor in the way that he would usually doctor a doctor, as opposed to the way that he would assume the doctor who needs doctoring doctors doctors. Am I right?
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You guys are responding to a GUY!!!!!
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He's just a weirdo. He's goofing off. He likes to mess with people. Check out his profile. He's one of THOSE!!!.....his name should be tattletale... He answered one of my innocent questions by saying he was reporting me, and I've noticed he's answered way worse ones in a completely different way...so I think he's just weird and likes to see who he can annoy.