No more electic chair.
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We should stone them like in the old days.lol!
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raise your handelbars or lower your seat.
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The new attitude that people are not responsible for their own actins anymore.
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pull out the battery and unplug it
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Next time try one of those Razor scooters.  Thats what we used to use.  They are much quieter!
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Not for a looooong time.
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Get off of the computer.
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NO. TRY WORKERS COMPENSATION, OR MEDICAL DISABILITY
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Chop off one leg.\n\n*ouch*
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Not while operating heavy machinery.
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i have scoliosis and it has become part of my life. dont let it get in your way. i dont
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Leg lifts; on floor or sitting (leaned back) in chair.
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Yes you should buy him another chair, that is just the honest thing to do. I'm sure he understands it was an accident but that doesn't mean it isn't polite and honest to replace it.
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cuts off there oxygen supply
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Remove it from your Control Panel.
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It goes splat against the iris at high speed, and is no more
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Get out the digital camera.