3 sons enter a room where their dying father lays. The dying father said " Who ever can manage to fill this whole room with the least items can have all my riches when I die" the 1st son fills the room with 2000 bricks but those not win the 2nd son fills the room with 1000ballons but those not win. But the 3rd son wins. What did he fill the room with? How much of it?
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a flashlight fills the room with 1 beam of light
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Players - There are 22 players, each with a box numbered between 1 and 22.  Each day a player is chosen at random to play the game.  That person's space is filled the following day, and each person remains in the game as a box holder until they are selected to play the game themselves.\n\nThe Game - The player for that day does not know how much is in their box.  The board shows the amounts of money in play.  They are 1p, 10p, 50p, £1, £5, £10, £50, £100, £250, £500, £750, £1000, £3000, £5000, £10000, £15000, £20000, £35000, £50000, £75000, £100000, and £250000.\nThe player chooses boxes one at a time, and their values are eliminated from the game board to show the possible amounts available still to win.\nAfter 5 boxes, the phone will ring and the banker will offer an amount of money based on the possibilities still remaining.  Following this, the banker will make an offer after every 3 boxes have been chosen.\nAfter each offer, the player must decide whether to accept this offer, or eliminate more boxes in the hope that he will knock out the low amounts, and therefore generate a higher offer from the banker.  Ideally, he will have the £250000 in from of him, meaning it cannot be eliminated, and will generate a high offer to the end of the game.\nThe question "Deal Or No Deal" is asked each time, hence the title of the show.\nIf the player accepts the offer at any time, that is the amount they go home with.  The game is then played to it's conclusion to see how much they would have won if they had carried on to the end.  The offers continue to be made by the banker as if the player had not made a deal at an earlier time.
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Good joke.\nLittle sh1t has an answer for everything!
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Who is this broken man cluttering up my hallway? \nWho is this unfortunate shell, full of only longing?\n\nor\n\nWho is this broken man cluttering up my hallway? \nWho is this unfortunate shell, empty but for longing?\n\nor\n\nWho is this broken man cluttering up my hallway? \nWho is this unfortunate shell, destitute and lonely?
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First of all, you know that the total money collected was 57444 * 2, which is 114888.\n\nNext, you know that you have only 202 prizes.  Of those, three of them were valued: 2000, 1500 and 1000.  Keep in mind that after those three prizes, there are 199 prizes left, I'll get to that later.\n\nThe first three prizes will take a total of 4500 from the initial pot of 114888.\n\nNow, since each following prize is 5 less than the one before it, it is a summation of the next 199 prizes starting at an initial prize value of 1000 minus 5.  (Remember, each following was 5 less than the one before it.)\n\nSo, the summation is the sum of each value of the equation: (1000 - (5 * x)) where x starts at the value of 1 and increases to 199.  So this is the sum of: 995 + 990 + 985 + ... + 5.  The result of which is 99500.\n\nSo, 99500 + 4500 is the total amount paid out in prizes, being 104000.  Subtracting that from the initial intake of funds on $2 tickets leaves a total pure profit of 10888.\n\nNot a bad profit, it was almost like asking about one out of six of those people to just 'give' you one dollar. :)
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A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)
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I am giving it a 9 out of ten. Although it is an old one for me but you expressed nicely [but long].\n\n\nI have one for you:\n\nThree men are sentenced to death. Good news is, they can choose the way of death among 'electric chair', 'rope-hunging' or 'sword'.\n\nFirst man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair."\nThen he was tied to the chair and SWITCHED ON! But there was some problem in the electic line. He survived and was released because the punishment is over.\n\nThe clever second man says, "I am afraid of sword. I'll go for the electric chair." \nSame thing happened and he was released.\n\nThird man says, "I am afraid of sword. Here you have an out_of_order electric chair. So you have to hang me."\n\n\n---x---\n\nlol...\n\n<LEEEN
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***********************Spoiler Alert***********************\n\nThe puzzle is solvable. I spent about 4 mind-racking hours on it. Click the link to see the puzzle together. :-)
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All in all, the three guys spent 10 dollars (-10) and got a dollar back (+1), making their loss 9 dollars each (-9).  \nSo in total, their loss is: 3 * -9 = -27\n\nThe lodge gained 30 dollars, and gave back five dollars. (30-5 = 25).\n\nThe bellhop gained 2 dollars (+2).\n\nSo, if everything is balanced in terms of gains and losses, -27 + 25 + 2 = 0.  Thus, there is no "other dollar", that was just a trick (the purpose of the story problem).  The wording of the problem led me to think about it in an incorrect manner, initially... which is the point!\n\n--- edit ---\nHah, I opened this screen up to answer the question, then did some office work before typing the answer, and by the time I posted, someone had already put the correct answer, which I didn't realize when I posted... hah.
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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To get your answers, imagine what has to happen.  \n\na) First, you have to pick 1 of the 4 white balls out of the 12 balls there.\n\n2nd, you have to pick 1 of the 3 white balls left out of the 11 balls there.\n\nSo, in order to get a red and then a red, you need to get 4 out of 12 followed by 3 out of 11 or 4/12 times 3/11 or 12/132 = 1/22.\n\nb) First, how many ways can 5 people line up?  5!.  How many ways are correct (assuming they all have different names, only 1).  So, the prob is 1/5! or 1/120.
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=A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" \nOver the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. \n\nOne day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. \n\nLittle Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" \n \n\n=A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. \n"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." \n\n"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.' \n\nQ:How do you embarrass an archaeologist? \nA:Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.\n\n \n = A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?'' \n''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?'' \n\n''I'm Jim.'' \n\n''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??'' \n\n''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!'' \n\nSo Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says. \n\n''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey. \n\n''Is it your brother?'' \n\n''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. \n\nWhen he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?'' \n\nStacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved. \n\n''Then, it must be your boyfriend!'' \n\nStacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!'' \n\n''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks. \n\nStacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!'' \n \n\n \n= One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. \nWay up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?'' \n\n''No, I guess not,'' says God. \n\nThe priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one. \n\nSaint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?'' \n\nTo this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?'' \n \nQ:What's the first thing to come out of a man's penis when he has sex? \nA:The wrinkles! \n\n\n=Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. \n"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?" \n\nShe accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food. \n\nThe captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."\n\n\n=Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"\n\nQ: What do a Texas tor
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Think of words ending in -gry.  Hungry and Angry are 2 of them.  There are only 3 words in The English Language.  What's the third word?  I don't know if I should tell you the answer.  if you want me to email me your email address at slowslow325@yahoo.com and ask for the answer.  I have another one.  You are trapped in a hallway and you want to get out.  The only way out are 3 doors.  You have to pick which door you want to go through.  Each door leads to a room.  Each room leads to a door that goes out.  In the first room there is a lot of poisoinous spiders.  The second room is on fire.  The third room has 5 man eating lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.  Which room would be easiest to go through and get out?\n\nYou're in a locked car with a glass of water.  How do you get out?
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ROOM                $25.00\n\nREFUND TO ROOM    $3.00\nBELL BOY              $2.00\n\nTOTAL                $30.00\n\nIT'S ALL IN HOW YOU SET UP THE QUESTION
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Joke: How to hire the right people\n              Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.\n\nThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.\n\nLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.\n\nIf they are counting the bricks.\nPut them in the accounts department.\n\nIf they are recounting them..\nPut them in auditing.\n\nIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.\nPut them in engineering.\n\nIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.\nPut them in planning.\n\nIf they are throwing the bricks at each other.\nPut them in operations.\n\nIf they are sleeping.\nPut them in security.\n\nIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.\nPut them in information technology.\n\nIf they are sitting idle.\nPut them in human resources.\n\nIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.\n\nIf they have already left for the day.\nPut them in marketing.\n\nIf they are staring out of the window.\nPut them on strategic planning.\n\nAnd then last but not least.\nIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.\n\nCongratulate them and put them in top management.
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A down on his luck mathematician interviewed for a job as a fireman.  He was asked the question in his interview, "If there was a paper fire in a dumpster, how would you deal with it?"  The mathematician proceeded to describe how he'd get the fire hose and fill the dumpster with water, thereby extinguishing the fire.\n\nTwo weeks later, the fire company, with the mathematician as a new member, responded to a fire at a warehouse.  Arriving at the warehouse, they found a pallet of paper brochures on fire.  Quickly, the mathematician opened a warehouse door, grabbed a pallet jack, pushed the pallet into a dumpster outside the warehouse door, then grabbed a fire hose and fills the dumpster.\n\nThe fire chief was furious?  "What the heck you were doing?" he asked the mathematician.  The mathematician responded, "I simply re-expressed the problem in terms of a problem with a known solution."
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Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room. \nFinally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him." \n\nHis mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!