This is my 100th here on yahoo, and I'm not sure if I should make it serious, sarchastic, or sinister. Help me out. \n\nWrite anything. \nGive me an answer, anything you want to say, whatever comes to mind. \nSometimes it helps to know the answer before you ask the question.
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So your more of a "Jeopardy" person more then a "Who wants to be a Million-air" person I see.\n\nOK here are some random answers you can make questions for.\n\nNo, I don't like chocolate I like strawberry.\n\nIt wasn't me, it was the dog.\n\nI would if I could, but I can't so I won't.\n\n"Can we build it?" "Yes we can!"\n\nI like Tom more then Jerry, he has more determination.\n\nI think the chicken came first, just like all the other animals. You never here anyone ask, "What came first the cow or the calf"\n\nNo we did not come from monkeys, even though I know some who could prove that theory.\n\nOK that should keep you busy lol.
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I resent the accusation.  I always try to answer questions to the best of my abilities, if it's a serious question, that is.  Some questions just beg to be answered in a funny manner.  Read through my answers and let me know what you think.
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Hmmmmm...I have a sneaky suspicion you'd know what I'd buy...so I'm not exactly sure how to answer the question.  So, I'm asking myself, should I just be straight forward and write it down, or give some really really long-winded answer without actually saying what it would be.  Ah screw it, I'm going out to the kitchen for another .........
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At best, I would say that this could be an interesting intellectual exercise.  It is more than a stretch though, especially since you have presented a series of half finished thoughts.\n\nA note to the first responder.  If you believe in the Bible as prophesy, it would not be unreasonable for there to be something about a foreign born man, who comes to a new country and becomes leader in one of its biggest states.  Or should I be even more cryptic?
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Hmmm, well; I don't know the details but still I can not fathom why someone would be denied that if they were ready and willing to die for the benefit of their Country. Yes it is appalling, and I'm not Christian so perhaps I'm more open to this than a Christian would be; yet I've found many Christians to be quite reasonable so I find this somewhat baffling. I think I shall look into this a little more.
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Dear Obsessed:  What you said, is fine.  I think if I were going to do an offering prayer, I might say something like this:\n\n"Father, through your divine Holy Spirit Who exists in the souls of each and everyone of us, I offer these partnership monies for Him to use where He knows it is best needed.  Because the Holy Spirit exists within us and knows each of us as Himself, I ask Him to bring these funds to where it will be used for the most good and its highest use.  Holy Spirit, You know who and You know where. . .into your hands I place this offering.  Amen.\n\nBest regards, Lana
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I'm in the process of trying to get my own advice column right now! Send as many as you want. rilti8@sbcglobal.net. I will be using some of them in my media packet for my editor, but don't worry, the questioners will remain anonymous.
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Dear Theo,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nTheo, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, Theo. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, Theo, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, Theo. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, Theo, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd Theo, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you Theo, and have a great day!\n-Cody
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It is a "breath of fresh air" to hear someone relate a story or question that isn't either:\n\na). How do I get him/her to like me?\nb). Is God, _________________________?\nc). Whats your favorite________________?\nd). Go (insert obscene word here) yourself and your ideals?\n\nYou are a brave "cookie". Good for you!!!!!! I guess turtles aren't so "slow" after all. (smile)
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I do not know what is your age. What you have written pretty well sums up what William Golding wanted to say. If you want to elaborate, write more about human nature. Its not only about evil but some strength of character and conviction. The entire novel is a symbol for life - as it unfolds, it brings unexpected, unwanted events in your life what you do with it upto you but not entitrly in your control.
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Every once in a great while, I am floored by the brilliance of a question on this forum.  This is one of those times!!  I couldn't even TRY to answer it, because you have said it all!  Thanks for the breath of fresh air!!
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The great Lone Gunman offered a solution. Sorry I don't know how to pull up his question about it.. He offered asking several questions at once. I added to HIS question that it would also be a good idea to try adding only KEY words in UR question. (So the basic idea of each question would be on the question list.) Example- Boyfriend / Mom's Cooking / Brother in Law?-- Or you could go another route, and make sure U REALLY need to know, before U ask...
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Just be honest. If you draw it out to be really long, it may seem pointless. Elaborate on the points you already have. Good luck.
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Come on -- the answer is in the question!!!! \n\nHow many of these are you going to post today?
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NO!! and I like your statements. The trouble is, you have to\nwatch what you say on Yahoo questions & Answers. You might\nOFFEND someone.
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I'll give you this much- this is the strangest question I've seen, thus far, on Yahoo! Answers. I like to pride myself on being able to make sense out of nearly everything, reagardless of the wording or the questioner's national origin- but you have got me with this one!\nIf I could give YOU 2 points for asking this question, I certainly would!
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It is almost impossible to find real questions in this category, because they are crowded out by the 9-11 conspiracy questions (at least 10 per day), questions from kids trying to get people to do their homework for them, and questions from trolls trying to elicit a reaction.\nVery frustrating.\n\nI will probably have some questions for you around March or possibly in June. I am conservative, and I want to see how the new senate and house members conduct themselves for awhile so that I will have something to ask about and discuss. \nMany of them are new, and they may have some good ideas. I am hoping that they are not all going to toe some specific party line, and are capable of independent thought/voting.