mine is "you dirty whore!" LOLs
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"Maybe when you grow up to be a man" - to a man\n"I don't see a man around here big enough to do that" - around more than one man.\n"I want a meal, not a snack" - when a man is hitting on me.\n"Does that come in adult sizes?" - when a man thinks his ***** is by far the largest you've ever seen.
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mine is urduuu with a single you "urdu"
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lolzzzzz\nwhat are yours?
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MOST guilty of? I would have to say lust. It has gotten me into trouble way too many times to count!! "blush"
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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jlo's hot! i like that song, especially the "zzzzz, zzz, zzzzzzz" part. i bought that song like the day it came out!!!
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Rodney Dangerfield:\n\n"I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all..........Why, the other day I went to see my proctologist..........he stuck his finger in my mouth!!!\n\n\n\n\n.
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dirty blonde\nblue eyes
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yep mine lol\n\n\n\nTALI TUBBY
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On my way to the whorehouse!\n\nHold the sausage baby!\n\nStep back or I'll smack ya with my pepperoni!\n\nI caught her getting funky with my peppers!\n\n\n\n\nI don't know but for the love of God I need the points...LOL
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So Sick - NE-YO\n\nOr\n\nImNLuvWita Stripper ;) T-Pain
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Mine would have to be Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, still a classic.
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I think my favourite has been 'tiger' - it can be SO sarcastic.  :D
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"My Humps"~ Blackeyed peas lol :)
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Don't Mess with My Man (or I am bring the one to bring it to ya!)\nBy: Nivea
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I have 3 words for you\nOne legged whore
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Personal favorite... Fuzzybumpers. First time I heard it, I thought it was a last name.