Too funny. No question mark again...
210520
He was a Zombie, is a Zombie, and always will be a Zombie.  I would offer an opinon on how to cure his zombieness, but it would probably be a TOS violation.
66839
Yes, it would be a lot funnier if the response was "your mom" with a source of "last night"... although when I notice a question that could be answered that way, I just laugh to myself and either answer properly or not at all.
464426
Very Funny! LOL, thanks
148914
that was great!!!  i haven't heard anything that funny in awhile.  it gave me a laugh.  thanks i needed one.  anyway, ya it was funny, i enjoyed it.  lol!!!
88219
Hilarious! Hope he got over it okay.
512304
I am LMFAO...that was too funny. I loved that joke. I tried to remember how it went and now I have you to thank.  Thanks for the good laugh.
278359
Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
497150
Hey liked it man FUNNY...Very FUNNY
286198
Great joke, too bad Answerman doesn't have a sense of humor...If you replaced "Hillary" with "Bush" I'm sure he would have liked it.
469911
Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
339642
Funny!!   I just finished reading a "Jesus" joke a few minutes earlier and then along comes this one.  Still laughing.
333642
Very funny. I needed a good laugh, thanks.
548414
got to give a shout out to my boy Kevin C cause that sh&* was too funny.  Thanks man..........
307411
That was a great laugh! I really needed that! \n\nTHANX!
372350
great one........never heard it before.......I could not stop laughing.\n........waiting for such good jokes.......keep posting........hahahahaha.\n\nthanks for the days best laugh.......
406912
LMFAO...that was really funny.  Thanks.
670836
What does the ch*t stand for?? Haahaa but it is funny....