I mean this in no way to be disrespectful. But it is bugging me!\nIf you are married and your wife dies and goes to "Heaven"; then you remarry and your second wife dies and goes to "Heaven; and then you die and go to "Heaven", which wife are you re-united with???
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i would say that when we go to heaven we would no longer be in our roles of wife/husband/parent/child...etc...our time will be spent worshiping God.. but i found this..check it out..\n\n \n\nQuestion:  "Will there be marriage in heaven?"\n\n \n\nAnswer:  The Bible tells us, “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30). This was Jesus’ answer in response to a question concerning a woman who had been married multiple times in her life – who would she be married to in heaven (Matthew 22:23-28)? Evidently, there will be no such thing as marriage in heaven. This does not mean that a husband and wife will not longer know each other in heaven. This also does not mean that a husband and wife could not still have a close relationship in heaven. What it does seem to indicate, though, is that a husband and wife will no longer be married in heaven. There is likely no purpose for marriage in heaven since there is no procreation or loneliness.
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Why, just the other day, on my way to Sunday school, to teach the cute little kids lies and fire and brimstone .. I noticed MY carnation was all wilted, on my suit jacket.\n\nIt MAY have been a sin, but I stopped at the widow Simpson's flower bed and got a new one out of the ground, and reincarnated myself!\n\nSo, Jim (Welcome back).. it IS possible, this re in carnation stuff.\n\nand there you are too .. so it MUST be true, since we all know miracles do not really happen!
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If you were Joseph, and Mary told you she was pregnant with the Son of God, would you have mixed emotions?\nOn one hand, you've been chosen to father the Son of God, but on the other, your woman is pregnant with anothers child, and you've never even had intercourse with her....\n\nPossibly an even better question:\nIf you were Joe, as i like to call him, would you feel weird to have sex with Mary while she was pregnant-or even after she gave birth to Jesus? \nThose are Holy fallopian tubes now.......
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When the married man has discussed it with his wife and they both agree,\nor\nwhen the married mans wife is so ill that he no longer has any kind of relationship with her, ie she is in an irretrievble coma, has alzhiemers ....\nwhen the couple have been seperated physically or/and mentally for years and he is in love with another person.\n\nof course these are just my opinions and I respect that other people think very differently so I mean no offence to anyone.
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I've heard of it before...but never knew the actual term of it. It's not for me though. I'm stingy, I suppose. I don't like to share. I'd be too jealous and hurt if my husband brought another woman into our marriage...as I'm sure he would be if I did. I think it sort of...degrades?...the sanctuary of a relationship...along w/ having an open marriage or relationship. It takes something away from the sacredness...not just religion wise, but also morally. But, to each is their own, as the saying goes. So long as the people involved are content w/ it, then why not? Whatever makes a person happy, I suppose, so long as it doesn't hurt others.
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They are wrong, and they won't go to Heaven I'm afraid.  It says in the Bible that nothing is to be added yet they went and made a whole extra testament!  Also, what's all that rubbish about Mormons inheriting their own planet when they die?  I have a former Mormon friend, who is now a Christian, he uses the analogy that Mormonism is like seeing a cardboard cut-out of The Beatles, whereas Christianity is like meeting them in person - there is just no comparison.  Sorry Mormons, you are wrong...you need to get yourself a personal relationship with Jesus or your off to Hell.
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First of all, I'm no saint but I think it was wrong of you to have two situations going on at the same time. You didn't say you had children by your wife? Hopefully not.\n\n   I'll hope you feel some regret? I'll hope you feel SOMETHING with regard to the death of your wife.\n\n   You don't define weird,,,no offense meant, but that might make it easier to understand part B?\n\n   Perhaps your girlfreind FEELS more than you do with regard to your wifes death,,,perhaps even some level of guilt? Maybe she is going through a grief process you may not be going through? I suspect if you show some respect, and patience, she will communicate her feelings,and hopefully you can resolve all the issues, move on, and enjoy your new family.\n\n   Good luck.\n\nRev. Steven
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I can understand whrer you are coming from.  My wife and I did it beore we got hitched but we made the decision not to do it again after we were married.\n\nIf you take your vows at church under the witness of God then you shouldnt do it.
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Why does a woman not put her TRUST in JESUS CHRIST and let GOD find her a man?\n\n\never consider this?\n\nhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.\n\na New theory?  nah. \n\nwanna popcicle?  I have Cherry
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I couldn't agree with you more Missy and I also am heterosexual.\nIf two people, no matter what sex they may be are happy and want to marry each other, who is it going to hurt? NO ONE! Their marriage has no effect on anyone else but themselves! These people on the religous right are taught that anyone different than they  are must be bad and wrong! It's a shame that so many people belive this crap!\nGood question
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Its important to have a wonderful union, true but if you consider it this way; \nmarriage is sacred and within the boundaries of marriage physical intimacy can be expressed to the HIGHEST degree while at the same time be respecting God's principle of abstinance which is always followed by His blessing of a rewarding relationship as long as you both shall live.\n\nThe fact that you have cheated (yes I am being blunt and it hurts)and have had physical intimacy prior to marriage with other woman makes you a bigger loser than a winner. Why???? you ask?\n\nWell if you would never have had physical intimacy with another woman prior to a life-long commitment within the boundaries of marriage you wouldn't know how to compare her to another woman would you? Am I right or am I right?\n\nHow can you compare something to nothing? How can you say she is good if you don't know any other way? So realistically she IS be the best because she is the only one. Anything and everything she does is the best because it is her and you love her and have dedicated your life to her and love her unconditionally not on the basis of if she measures up to your standards. None of this if..., but..., or expect..., that is the poorest love you can give; conditional love that is.\n\nNow given that this picture has been flawed yet you choose to do what is best by her, yourself and God, I commend you for this, it shows that you would like to have a new start. In Jesus' Name you will!\n\nIf you have a new start how about you renew your mind to a mind that originally knew nothing of physical intimacy? Why compare her if you are giving her the chance to correct her past and likewise you want to forget your past? What have you got that other men don't have? What can't she do that other women can do? \n\nTrue love will naturally allow you to have a wonderful fulfilled life of physical intimacy where both the heart, mind, soul and body are connected and involved. Now this is true climax, but in terms of only physical satisfaction I would think you are missing out on the best because as soon as you add the other elements, your satisfaction grows exponentially.\n\nDon't tell me you are truely pleased when your heart is not there and don't tell me that even if you trick your heart in believing its real, after reality kicks in, you're not left with a sour taste that far outweighs and outlast the sweetness of the original deceitful lie.\n\nAbstinance is not a means of torture but a means of long term gain and success. If you cannot abstain for much longer get married sooner.
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When mrs Clint puts her poem beside mr Clints it will be a marriage poem.......until then it remains a bachelors dream of marriage, alas Clint, divorce is not marriage, and not a certainty of marriage. Would you invest murpheys law into your sincerety that heaven must pause while one person projects their fears into the future.\nWhy take love to a dead end? There is life in your words and clearly love in your life. With this divorce is not an option
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:\n\nTo: My loving wife\nSubject: I've arrived\nDate: October 16, 2004\n\nI know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine was.\n\nYour loving husband.\n\nP.S. It sure is freakin' hot down here!\n\n\nAnother one: If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with only 1 leg work?\n\nIHOP!
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I think they are allowed to have 4 wives..as the answerer's above stated.  But I think the real question should have been how do 4 wives get along with each other?  Is there one more respected..and what of the children?
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Poligamy is vile and should be outlawed. Obviously there is no fidelity equivallent, the bored dirty old husband wants a new partner, he just get married again and has more weird - shaped kids with his new wife and sistercousingranauntie Mary-Lou.\nSyed, God never said to have multiple wives wash your mouth out!!!\nAs for the Women don't get me started. They are stupid accepting sheep and should be ashamed to be called female. As for me, I don't share MY Husband with anyone (I deserve to have him ALL to myself) !!!!
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You will rejoin your spouse soon enough.  For now, you must ask God for the strength and wisdom to guide your children properly into life.\n\nThere is comfort in knowing that God and the angels will see to your spouse's continued development on the heavenly spheres.  \n\nJourney:  http://spaces.msn.com/up-escalator/Blog/cns!DEEDEA79C3C4F8C3!105.entry\n\nThere is also a url list at this blog, on the right.  There is a book listed which has been a source of great comfort to many facing the loss of a loved one. Online website listed below.\n\nWe will pray for your family and ask God to send an angel to strengthen your spirits.\n\nThis world is a bridge.  We are all here temporarily.  \n\n"Then went Lazarus over to Jesus and, with his sisters, knelt at the Master's feet to give thanks and offer praise to God.  Jesus, taking Lazarus by the hand, lifted him up, saying: 'My son, what has happened to you will also be experienced by all who believe this gospel except that they shall be resurrected in a more glorious form.  You shall be a living witness of the truth which I spoke--I am the the resurrection and the life.  But let us all now go into the house and partake of nourishment for these physical bodies.'"  page 1846, THE URANTIA BOOK
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Hey man I know where you are coming from. My wife just told me that cheated on me with another man about 2 months ago. I went nutts, but not too bad. Luckily she told me at our preachers house. After she told me I did not know what to do. Because in the bible it states that that is the only reason for divorce. I sat down and talked with her and the preacher. We agreed that we would stay together. I wanted to leave her but then I didn't. I love her so much, and not only because we have kids. I am still having a hard time getting over it. Like I said it has already been 2 months since she told me and I still can not sleep nor trust her. There are still times when I want to leave but I can't because I love her too much. Also you don't want to go out and do the same thing she did. It won't do any good, except have a burden on your shoulders. Just hang in there man. Pray about it and see what God wants you to do. God Bless!