Chuck Norris and his delta force vs David Hasslehoff with his night rider vs Rambo with his crooked lips and machine gun? (I don't even understand a word he's saying)\n\nDo you think Barney can stop this madness?
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bruce lee could wip chuck norris's ass
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Styles make fights, both are very good mixed martial artists however Tito's style is made for Chuck. I can't see the fight going any other way than their first bout, unless chuck brakes both his hands on Tito's face and can't continue.
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SH tried to kill GW's daddy.  That's all there is to it.  \n\n"Don't worry, Daddy!  I'll take care of that big, bad nasty man for you!  I might kill 3500 American soldiers in the process, but I'll get him, Daddy!"
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yeah-Halloween Ressurrection was pointless. What's the point of making the movie, when Jamie Lee Curtis dies????....i don't get it.....and Busta Rhymes-c'mon-you think a crappy rapper is going to save the day?? did anyone else think it was funny when Busta Rhymes started showing off his 'unique martial art' skills-i was laughing so hard-i almost cried!
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Isn't he fighting this month or next?  I think he's fighting that little dude, Matt Something.  The guy that was one of the team leaders on the TV show.  WHAT THE HELL IS HIS NAME???\n\nTHAT'S IT, HUGHES! I'm glad someone wrote that, it would have bugged me all night.
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Ok.. here goes. . ." Does God make the "Bad Deer" jump in front of cars on the highway driven by "Bad People" ? I LMAO.\n\nThen the guy gave me best answer, although I really didn't say much !!!
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ok\nrambo\nJCVD\nand um......a tie...they both die fighting
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LOL, yeah right.  Chuck Norris is a tool, to say the very least.  If you want good actors look at Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, etc.  Action heros like Chuck, Arnold Schwartzanegger and Steven Seagal cannot act worth a s***.
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borat!jackass is stupid!
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How refreshing to see that some still hold the same belief I do about "traditional" martial arts!\nWould it be a no holds barred match, or include the increasing in numbers rules doled out in UFC matches that limit more "vicious" tactics? I notice those guys like to wear pads on their fists and roll around on the floor with one another...\nI don't hold any disdain against so-called "mixed martial artists", I mean, after all, most traditional systems are mixed in one regard or another, but I dislike the idea that they take bits and pieces of what would otherwise be "whole" systems to become more "well rounded". But I ask how they can take the best of any one system if they have not mastered it?\nTo them, I say they are jacks of all trades, masters of none.\nLittle old Buddha man wins!
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A bunch. There was some stupid movie I saw a long time ago with Molly Ringwald in it called "Wild Horses". me and the person I saw it with looked at each other at the end and said, "What the fcuk was that all about?" Then there's the movie "City Slickers" with Billy Crystal. The rest of the people in the theater were laughing like it was the funniest movie ever, but the people I went with did not laugh ONCE. It was the most unfunny, dumbest shyt I ever saw. and finally, there was a Chuck Norris movie (I forget the name) that was so bad I actually walked out about 25 minutes into it, the first and only time I've EVER done that. All I remember about it was that Chuck has to rescue some people and that every few minutes he was fighting somebody but you didn't know why or who the person was or anything. The last straw: Chuck was fighting some guy and he threw the guy off a stair case that had to be no more than four feet off the ground and the guy died! I said, "that's it", got up and walked out.
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I cant believe what i am reading but it is clear there is more movie fans than martial arts fans on this site. For anyone to think that Van Damme a one time armature kickboxing champion at 19 years old can beat 7 time WORLD KARATE CHAMPION in Chuck Norris is out of there mind.\n\nChuck is not just a actor and he is still active in the Karate world and i don't think that Van Damme would last 20 seconds with Chuck. Van might look tough in his movies but like i said a armature kickboxing champion Vs a 7 time World Karate champion who would you put money on?
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Is it me or did Heath sound like Billy Bob Thornton from Slingblade?\nThat movie sucked and no I am not a homophobe.\nI think people who have voted for it are just trying to be "PC".
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-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n\n-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.\n\n-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and\nbuffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.\n\n-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction\nwas finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker\nevery second Wednesday of the month.\n\n-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer\namazement.\n\n-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.\n\n-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.\n\n-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7\ndifferent kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.\n\n-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\n\n-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits\n\n-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"\n\n-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.\n\n-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".\n\n-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.\n\n-When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please
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Boogeymans whole style is scaring them with his worms and Umaga has to look in the mirror everyday so he doesnt scare easily and The Great Khali is 7 foot 3 and probably ate worms in india for dinner so Boogeyman has no chance of winning. \n\nThe Great Khali doesn't really have a style. He just fights sorry people like the Miz and people like that.\n\nUmaga has beaten everyone that has come to the ring including John Cena, Hacksaw Jim Duggin, HBK, Ric Flair, and alot more.\n\nUmaga is the best choice especially with his deadly Samoan Spike!
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Two rough, tough and gutsy fighters. Great match up buddy! Both fighters have been through the wars and fought the best fighters in their weight class and of their generation. Jones defeated the likes of Emile Griffith, Ray Robinson. Tiger beat the likes of Fullmer, Griffith and Jose Torres. I see this fight being a mix of tactics at times in the fight and toe to toe slugging. Both guys weren't known for knockout power. Therefore I see this one going the distance with Tiger winning by a close but unanimous decision.
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This guy can't wrestle AT ALL. All he can do it chop guys on the head, kick them in the head, and pick people up and slam them. WOW! ANY FREAKIN BIG GUY CAN DO THAT. Plus, maybe it's just me, but is sounds like he's talking with peanutbutter in his mouth. Either that of cotton balls.