When a dog meets a new dog, he sniffs new one's ass (below the tale).Can u tell the reason?   The answer is very funny. U attempt it else I promise to tell you the reason.
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Once upon a time all dogs were invited to\na party. When they arrived at the party\nthey were required to leave their\nbutts at the door. All the dogs hung them\non hooks by the door.\nThe party went on and the dogs were\nhaving a great time. All of a sudden\na fire broke out. The dogs raced to\nthe door and grabbed whichever Glutaeus Maximus\nthey could grab first,\nIn an effort to find their own Glutaeus Maximus.\nthat is why, to this very day,\ndogs sniff each other's butts!!!!
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Your sister's cat. I'll explain.\n\nSister: Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?\n  Mum: No, because the dog is in heat.\nSister: What's that mean?\nMum: Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage.\n\nSister: Dad, can I take the dog for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you.\n\nDad: Bring the dog over here. (He takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's rear with it)\nDad: OK, you can go now but keep the dog on the leash and only go one time around the block.\n\n(A few minutes later with no dog on the leash)\n\nDad: Where's the dog?"  \nSister: The dog ran out of gas about halfway down the block, my cat is trying to pushing her home.
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here's a joke: \n\nThe Old Poodle \n\n A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in\nAfrica, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles,\nalong for the company. \n\n One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and\nbefore long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.\nWandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly\nin her direction with the intention of having lunch. \n\n The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit\nnow!"  Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she\nimmediately settles down to chew on the bones with her\nback to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard  is\nabout to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,\nthat was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are\nany more around here?"  \n\n Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in\nmid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he\nslinks away into the trees.  "Whew!", says the\nleopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had\nme!"  \n \nMeanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole\nscene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this\nknowledge to good use and trade it for protection from\nthe leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees\nhim heading after the leopard with great speed, and\nfigures that  something  must be up. The monkey soon\ncatches up with the leopard, spills the  beans and\nstrikes a deal for himself with the leopard. \n\nThe young leopard is furious at being made a fool of\nand says, "Here,  Monkey, hop on my back and see\nwhat's going to happen to that  conniving canine!"\n \nNow, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the\nmonkey on his  back and thinks, "What am I going to do\nnow?", but instead of running,  the dog sits down with\nher back to her attackers, pretending she  hasn't seen\nthem yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,\nthe old poodle says: "Where's that d@mn monkey? I sent\nhim off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" \n \n Moral of this story..\n  Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will\nalways overcome  youth and skill! B@llshit and\nbrilliance only come with age and  experience!
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Well in all fairness to Jesus ... it did not say what he loved to DO with them, right?\n\nI mean, my dog "loves" his tasty treats, you know?\n\nchomp, chomp
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The best, and I suppose worst, explanation I have heard is that "we just don't have a dog in that fight".  Basically they have nothing we want/need so why should we give a damn?  A disgusting thought, but it seems to be prevalent.
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Aim a celebrity with my dog, he goes nuts when he sees me. And he is truth full and loyal to me, so that is as much as i would like to be a celebrity, because most people are not as truth full as my dog, nor are they that loyal. I love my dog right back, he is my earthly celebrity....KECK
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We have one with one of my dogs. Every time my son put his nose on my bulldog's nose the dog licks my son's nose. My son keeps trying to get the dog to lick whenever he gets near his face but he ignores him until they touch noses and then he licks. We call it auto-lick because he only does it if you touch your nose to his.
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Oh the visual!       I cant help but thinking of 2 dogs with their butts stuck together.\n\nsomebody needs to pour cold water you...lol
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I bought her a puppy, but it turned out that it hadn't had all its shots so it got sick and died about a week later.  So I ended up buying her another puppy.  It was halarious.
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don't know...the fact that he has a dog is confusing me\n\njeez, why do you want to know?  ask him out on a date if you are interested in him.
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I think we DO have "real" feelings.  Just b/c someone else has the same feelings doesn't make them unnatural.  It just means that we live in a society of lots of people who are surprisingly similar to us.  (Read: we are not all that unique - although that's not a bad thing.)\n\nThe same can be said for other species.  If dogs didn't lick themselves all the time, would other dogs stop doing it too?
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Is this a serious question?  Did it ever occur to you that the biology of a dog is just a wee bit different than that of a human?
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So theres a cat and a dog and an onion that go to a strip bar...as they are watching the show one of the dancers stops at the table and says to the dog..."I've seen alot of strange things working here..but I have to ask...why the cat and the onion?" The dog smiles and says "Well, every guy likes a good p***y...and onions have great apeel" (deliberate mispelling on appeal) (*so sorry if this offends anyone...was the first thing I thought of)
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Catching a whiff of another dog's butt \ncan be very distracting...\n\nUntil they come out with DogButt scented\nFebreze, I suggest Freshly Ground Coffee
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Is there a doctor or veterinarian in the house?  Kerry's got a severe case of hoof-in-mouth disease. Will he apologize? No, its beneath his exalted station in life to apologize. The silver on his spoon must have been cheap because its affected his brian.
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Man takes wounded squirrel and brings it back to health. Dog doesn't care because man rewarded him with a treat.\n\nLater all laugh, because the squirrel eats his nuts.
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Depends on area. in Texas, the air belongs to the state. The dog can sniff all around the car without permission. Then if he alerts, the cops have probable cause to search farther.