You are wearing loose white shorts. The results are not pretty - what do you say or do?
213112
You simply excuse yourself, go home, change, and prepare the paperwork for a transfer to a school across the country.\n\nEither that, or simply say, "Well. I guess we now know that Ex-lax works."
145997
OK.  What's your suggestion?
207586
shorts and a tee shirt.
626469
wtf are you trying to say?
267811
show all your cutness!!! then they will faint... like when you see a very much appreciated celebrity of yours, you will shout, then you faint!!! \n\nWOW!!! if that happens, you can be a celebrity BABy!!!\n\nor you could simply take off your feces with worms on it on their foot... then they faint...
125417
Boxers and briefs at times
546122
chop your arms off, then you wont have armpits...... smelly git  haha
393987
Use talc and cotton underwear, lose a bit of weight make sure your not too near the heating....etc etc  :o)
303527
Live outside of the ass huggin jeans for a day or 2 and you'll be fine..Let it breath hun :) And a pair of cotton undies instead of the string from the tbacks will help too
517620
Are you confused?\n\nI say... You are.
186978
Show youre better (or dress like a tramp around him)
261630
Put your shoes back on and turn off that crap.\n\nKidding.\n\nEnjoy life, it's too fucking short.
233378
Give a true answer...just don't give a direct answer.\n\nSay something like, \n\n"Honey, that outfit was made for you...all of you."\n\n"Honey, that outfit would look even better with a new pair of shoes!  Wanna go shopping?"\n\n"Oh Honey...fat? You?  In that oufit... (let your answer fade away into a pause for about 5 seconds)...let's go look at some earrings to match!"\n\nIf she is not guided into other questions by your deft maneuvers at trying to change the subject...and she continues to ask you the question...look her straight in the eyes and say..."Honey, I'll give you a thousand dollars if I don't have to answer that question."
307127
i can see both sides, better wear slacks just in case, you can always bring nice shorts and if anyone else has them on, you could change.
676819
I'm taking a dump as I answer your question :D
546001
Use bleach if the clothes are white.  If not, use HOT water!   Pre-treating with peroxide might help also.
220889
Chop off one leg.\n\n*ouch*