If I do judo, doodoo and voodoo, and you do too, but I do not do judo when I'm doing doodoo, but you do, and you do doodoo if I'm not doing voodoo, then if I'm doing voodoo and you're not doing judo, who can do doodoo?\n\nPlease include an explanation of how you came to your answer.
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You are the one who can do doodoo. \n\nThats because I do judo when I do doodoo. So if I am not doing judo, there is no way I can do doodoo. Besides, I can't do doodoo if you happen to be doing voodoo, which you happen to be doing when you ask this ghastly question. \n\nYou, for your part, are doing voodoo, and there's no rule for you about not doing doodoo when you are doing voodoo. \n\nSo you are the one doing it. Lucky you.
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Regarding your Edit:  I think you are not getting many answers because people are weary of your antics.  Also, I noticed you seem to be confusing some of your religious terms and cultural precepts, so you may want to check your sources a little better before you start on your next spin off.
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learn to fight?ask mr miyagi wax on whack off.who gives a flying fluck about best answer i was going to give you some good advice when i was finished joking now you can get flucked.
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I LOVE to skateboard. It is THE MOST AWESOME SPORT EVER inthe world. people say "its just jumping on a skateboard". it's not that easy. And I'm not excactly blonde. Concky, you should try going up a vert and standing on your hand upside down while holding your board with your feet and other hand. when you do, tell me how many bruises you have.
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I studied Judo for about a month, and I work out with a Judo back belt every once in a while now.  I completely agree with you about it's compliments to wrestling and vice versa.  I was very comfortable on my feet and being thrown my first time sparring in judo because of my wrestling experience.  I've also added a few judo throws to my wrestling and grappling game.
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I thought we were only allowed a certain number of characters with which to spew our idiocy across the proverbial cosmos. Aparently that doesn't apply to those who worship those who steal other peoples "wastes." What was the juxtaposition of the question? Did your "profet" take a hit to the neck region? Or does hitting people in the neck region forcibly convert them from Judaism to Islam. An event similar to the medical event of "fast detoxification under anesthetics" only this ones for your soul. I gift myself two points.
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In my dojo, we've heard this rumor also.  While we have not verified the information, we decided as a class that whoever started the rumor had a good point.  As such, now when practicing weapons takeaway techniques, we either throw the weapon from the area in the case of a knife, or lock and load the weapon at the opponent  in the case of a gun.  This gets us into the habit, at least, of keeping the weapon away from the attacker once we've got control of it.
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You spelled it correctly in your question above.  It is Jujitsu.
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is it okay is you steal something else from someone else from another question?  cuz i think it's hilarious so if you can i stole this from a best answer in a question.  here lemme quote it:\n\n"I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password. Now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in 'penis'. I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied: \n*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***"
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yOU DIDNT OPEN ANYTHING YOU DIDNT WANT TO OPEN IS ALEXANDER GAY LOL. WELL IT DOESNT MATTER ANYHOW I JUST CAME HERE TO ANSWER A QUESTION. WHAT do you belive if you belived to be putting your self in a situation like i called up jack the ripper or some shit like that. Then yeah your calling evil or negative energy upon your self. Were you depressed to do a   séance or just folling around? I use to play with the weigie board i was tld years ago by my brother along time ago when i was a kid that some guy played with the weigie board and they called upon the devil and that same person\nsaid that something took him off his bed lol. The same guy said it was the devil who did it lol. Anyhow very possible you look for evil and you well find evil. I dont recommend playing with toys that are not ment for the world. I think the weigie board was made as a black magic tool and posesses evil and negative energy anything that can come from it well trick you. That is just my openion from personal experience.\n\nAlso my freind séanced jack the ripper  for a joke on the wiegie board and one of the girls next to his dorm did not die but said she was strangeled by some guy in her dorm right after they were playing it but some other person from the dorm went to get the guy off her and he vanished.\nYou can belive what you like you are free .
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you learn HOW to fall, and that's most important. Then, they don't hurt.  Aikido only has defensive moves, no offensive.  Not intended to be used to "start something".  But wonderful in the event that someone much larger than you would try to use bodily force to harm you, aikido is perfect!  I definately recommend it to any person trying to decide which of the martial arts is right for them!
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Angels are tricksy though. I mean, wrestling was the big pastime upstairs according to the delicious fictions of Paradise Lost, and according to some Biblical references too...Possibly, you might be able to beat a couple of the younger, less experienced angels. But dudes like the Archangel Michael...he's a bit nuts, and does the whole "will of God frenzy" thing...Next to him, I think possibly we're talking Nacho Libre territory here :o)
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James, \n\nI love it! It's totally awesome that you've built your own site, a nifty skill to develop at your age. I really love the pictures, especially the action shots, and am envious of your obvious martial arts prowess. I've always wanted to learn martial arts, and haven't squished it into my life yet. So how about adding some text about why you choose martial arts, what it means to you, and where you hope to go with it? You might add a few graphics, maybe a neat background and some color, but I like what you have. You are well on your way to building an awesome site.\n\nBest wishes,\n~Tia~\nLive from the big, purple brain\nhttp://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/asktheplanet/brain.html\nASK YOUR QUESTIONS, CALL THE BRAIN - 212-382-3592
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Jared,\nYour question is an awesome one. I am a black belt in Tomiki Ryu Aikido and I'm from NC. I have often thought the same thing while watching every single MMA fight. I worked out with Rich Franklin on June 10th and even asked him why MMA fighters didnt use Aikido. He told me that if I wanted to seriously enter MMA fights that I needed to give up Kung Fu and Aikido, then get a Muai Thai and Boxing coach. I love Rich Franklin and I totally respect him, but I dont think he understood my question. Before utilizing Aikido, (most effectively) your opponent needs to be commited in his attack. In MMA it seems that everyone now are really good with the jab (none commited attacks) and use them effectively until damage is done to set up for the commited attack, or of course they go in for the take down.  This then puts an Akido practitioner at the disadvantage. It can still of course work, but when your paired up with a world class athelete who attacks like one, it would take a Highly trained Aikidoist to stay in total control.\nWhen I ask that same question I am wondering about the "TONS" of close quarters jpint lock techniques that I have learned. Like all the million finger and wrist locks that hurt really bad and can easily make anyone tap out or break there arm. \n\nThe next time I watch a MMA fight when to opponents are in the clinch or even grappling on the ground, I want to see one of them grab a finger or a wrist and wrench it back in a lock. even if they dont tap out they will have a hard time punching with a finger thats flopping around or a hand that cant be bent. \n\nAlso I saw something the other day I had been wondering about, why dont you see anyone stomping feet?  A well placed stomp to the instep could easily break the foot bones making it almost impossible to walk. \nSo my answer is Aikido could easily be applied in a MMA but it would require a person of years of skills and of course some other training as well.\nIm mebriansmith@yahoo.com hit me up and we could chat
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Actually these days,guys HAVE to dance in order to complete the whole "club interaction" thing that goes on. I personally like to dance and have begun taking swing out dance lessons. Do guys like to dance? only if theres something in it for them :)
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This is cool, my husband and I were having this exact same conversation last week.  I told him what I told you:  Since I am female, my character would be called Arachna and she would be a spider lady complete with mask.  She would be in all black, with the various spider webs cast all over her.  She wouldn't speak and I guess could be neutral (not a heel, not a face). I  would prefer to have her opponents submit to painful holds - rarely use pinfalls.  For submissions I like the Dragon Sleeper, Tequila Sunrise, & The Octopus Stretch (although I would probably call it something else). As a signature move, I'd love to do the dropsault (I think that's what it's called), but I'd probably break my neck. :)  For my finisher I would like to do a variation of the Unprettier or Widow's Peak.
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HEY A KARATE QUESTION!