find the other concealed words, together they form a famous proverb, what is it ? start below\n\n1) THE WORD BURIED HERE HAS ONLY ONE LETTER.\n2) DID YOU FIND A JELLY ROLL IN GASKIN'S BAKERY ?\n3) IT'S THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN.\n4) THE RUG AT HER STAIRWAY WAS MADE IN INDIA.\n5) HE'S An oLD FRIEND.\n6) AMOS SOLD HIS BICYCLE TO A FRIEND
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A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
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In the amount of time it took you to type that in, you could have figured it out. Read each sentence and look for context clues.\n\nFirst sentence: It's time to start planning your next ___. Well, the clue is planning. What is something a lot of people plan? An ELECTION? No, of course not. It's a vacation. You also have a hint in the second sentence--"a trip."\n\nSecond sentence: Why not take a trip across the ___? Well, you might take a trip across the state or the country. Only one of your choices is similar to this--nation.\n\nThird sentence: There are many means of ___ to get to just about any ___. Ooh, a toughie! Two blanks. OK, first one... the clue comes after the blank. "To get to" is your clue--what word tells a way to get to somewhere else? (Starts with T.) Second blank, "to get to just about any ___." Where is somewhere you want to get to? (Starts with D.) \n\nGet the idea? It's pretty easy, and fun. Cross out the words as you use them--you'll only use each one once. Good luck!
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SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? \n\n"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) \n\nIt's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. \n\nMaine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. (I'll bet you're going to check this out.) \n\nNo word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. \n\n"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".(Are you doubting this?) \n\nOur eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. \n\nThe sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) \n\nThe words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.) \n\nThere are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous (You're not doubting this, are you?) \n\nThere are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say ...... a e i o u) \n\nTYPEWRITER is the lon gest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out) \n\n\n\n\n\nAll 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill \n\nA dime has 118 ridges around the edge. \n\nA cat has 32 muscles in each ear. \n\nA crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. (but who really cares?) \n\nA dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. \n\nA goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is) \n\nA "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. \n\nA shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. \n\nA snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.) \n\nAl Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. \n\nAlmonds are a member of the peach family. \n\nAn ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. \n\nBabies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. \n\nButterflies taste with their feet. \n\nCats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. \nFebruary 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. \n\nIn the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. \n\nIf the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. \n\nIf you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. \n\nLeonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. \n\nOn a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. \n\nPeanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite! \n\nRubber bands last longer when refrigerated. \n\n\nThe average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. \n\nThe cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. \n\nThe microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that) \n\nThe winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. \nThere are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. \n\nThere are more chickens than people in the world. \n\nThere's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins. \n\nTigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. \n\nWinston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. \n\nWomen blink nearly twice as much as men. \n\nYour stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will
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They are short, pithy statements meant to illustrate a point.\nAlso called proverbs, axioms, mottoes.\n\nA stitch in time saves nine\n\nA penny saved is a penny earned\n\nEtc.\n\nThe examples you post are pretty weak aphorisms
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"Eschew Obfuscation"  -  Look it up, it's a riot\n\n"Pi  r  not square, Pi  r  round, cornbread r square"\n(Substitute a geometric circle and squares for the words "round" and "square"\n\nE=MC2 \n A+ Einstein but next time show your work\n\nOr how about Latin?\n\n"Quid agis, medice?" - What's up, Doc?\n\n"Quando omni flunkus moritatus" - When all else fails play dead\n\n"Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur"  - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
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1: No the queens farts are bottled and used in posh country houses to get rid of the smell of horses.\n2: No he only wears them on land, the sea hides a lot of mistakes.\n3: Yes and then he tastes it to make sure its pure american.\n\nNo I dont have any questions, I have all the answers.
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What are the phrases?
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1-This ain't no Merry Christmas so don't hang up a wreath.\n\n2-If you get up in my face, I'm gonna bust your stinkin' teeth.\n\n3-(this only works with a few names) This is ________ and I am Keith.\n\n4-Platinum on my chain and diamonds on my teeth.\n\n5-Ok, so there's no #5, but I'm not really that good with rhymes. Good luck to you anyway!!!
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Teacher-Can you see the tree outside?\nTommy-Yes\nTeacher-Can you see the grass outside?\nTommy-Yes\nTeacher-Go outside look up and tell me if you see the sky\nTommy-Ok,(after a few moments)Yes,I can see the sky\nTeacher-Could you see GOD?\nTommy-No.\nTeacher-That's my point,You can't see GOD so he does not exist\n\nA little girl asks if she can ask Tommy some questions,the teacher says yes\n\nlittle girl-Can you see the tree outside?\nTommy-Yes\nlittle girl-Can you see the grass outside?\nTommy-Yessss!(getting a little frusrated with the questions)\nlittle girl-Can you see the teachers mind?\nTommy-No\nlittle girl-Then according to what we have been taught today,she must not have one.
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Q: Whats a fish and a puddle got in common\nA: They can´t ride a bike.\n\nQ: What do you call a man holding a vibrator, spots on his face and lots of bacon on his head.\nA: Sheik Rasheed Mohamed (spoken=shake, rash head, more ham head)\n\nQ: What do you call a woman with a pool cue between her legs ballancing 3 pints of beer on each arm.\nA: Beartrix Potter\n\nQ: What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other\nA: ileen (I lean)\n\nQ: What do you call an armless and legless man in a lake.\nA: Bob\n\nQ: What do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head.\nA: Edwood woodwood
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1.  The rope isn't tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.\n\n2. The maid because there are no mail's on sunday\n\n3. Fred has 3 cages and 4 canaries.\n\n4. Steve is a juggler. When he came to the bridge he juggled the gold, always keeping one piece in the air. \n\n5. Since all the windows face south, the  house must be at the North Pole and the Bear is White.\n\nThus the bear is a Polar Bear.\n\n6. A River\n\n=)
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If this is a clue from a cryptic crossword puzzle, do you have any letters?\n\nAlso, does it have to be ONE word or could it be several?
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1. dying words were " Rosebud, Rosebud..."\n\n2. Newspaper, publishing house\n\n5. Married for money\n\n6. Rosebud was a sled that he had as a child, the one thing that had brought him true happiness\n\n( dont remember the others, sorry)
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This would have driven me crazy EXCEPT that you wrote it wrong, whoever posted this! this is how it REALLY GOES!!!!! \n\nThink of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. \n\nAn the answer well thats an easy one......the first 2 sentences are obsolete, the 3rd word in THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE is LANGUAGE! thats the correct VERSION of this riddle! GET IT RIGHT. I copy this from another page!
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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Never heard that one before, but I can present some scenarios...\n\n1) Person A does not get promotion that they believed they deserved. Person A is angry, and says... "I'm SO mad... Person B should not have gotten that job... that really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so MAD!!!)\n\n2) Person A (different guy) gets flowers from his girlfriend (Peron B). He says: "Oh, I love her SO much... her thoughtfulness really BUTTERS MY MUFFIN!!!" (translation: I am so HAPPY!!!)\n\n3) Person A (different guy again) sees a very attractive woman in a bar (Person B). She is very sexy. Person A says, "Man, she's hot... I'd like to BUTTER HER MUFFIN." (translation: I would like to have se*x with her, enabling my ejaculate to provide lubrication to her southern genitalia)\n\n4) Opposite of scenario 3... A woman (Person A) looks at an attractive man (Person B) and says.... : "He is so hot. He can BUTTER MY MUFFIN anytime." (translation: See scenario 3)\n\nBest Wishes!