Two friends are talking in a bar. One says to the other, "Did you know that 60% of all men fall immediately asleep after they had intercourse with  woman?" To which his friend asks, "No, but what about the other 40%?" Well, he says "The other 40% must ......
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slip in and finish the job for the 60%. Because you know those fast quickie bangers didn't finish things right..
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the whole point of sleep is to switch the brain off for awhile to give it a rest - that's why sleep deprivation will send you 'round the twist. your friend is not properly asleep, if he was he wouldn't know what was going around him. he's full of crap!
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All men say this but not all of them are good in bed.\nI know this from personal experience\nThere is only one way to find out!  lol
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knock knock I am here...don't worry I won't need Viagra to stay hard longer than 4 hours...LOL\n\nInterstell....do you share or are you going to hold me hostage...\n\nBy the way..Pardon Moi...don't compare me to Superman...he just doesn't have the stamina (he gets too tired)...I am nocturnal and I can go all night....
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..... a survey asked 100 women if their twat twitched after sex, most of em replied "no, he just rolls over and goes to sleep"
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Excellent - great sense of humour:      \n\nPaddy made a mistake and took a viagra tablet instead of a sleeping tablet.   He went to bed to have forty winks but ended up having forty w...............................
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=A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" \nOver the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. \n\nOne day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. \n\nLittle Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" \n \n\n=A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. \n"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." \n\n"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.' \n\nQ:How do you embarrass an archaeologist? \nA:Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.\n\n \n = A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?'' \n''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?'' \n\n''I'm Jim.'' \n\n''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??'' \n\n''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!'' \n\nSo Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says. \n\n''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey. \n\n''Is it your brother?'' \n\n''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. \n\nWhen he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?'' \n\nStacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved. \n\n''Then, it must be your boyfriend!'' \n\nStacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!'' \n\n''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks. \n\nStacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!'' \n \n\n \n= One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. \nWay up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?'' \n\n''No, I guess not,'' says God. \n\nThe priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one. \n\nSaint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?'' \n\nTo this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?'' \n \nQ:What's the first thing to come out of a man's penis when he has sex? \nA:The wrinkles! \n\n\n=Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. \n"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?" \n\nShe accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food. \n\nThe captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."\n\n\n=Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"\n\nQ: What do a Texas tor
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So a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar man "you got a grape?". The man replies "sorry but we don't sell grapes", the duck sighs and walks out.\n\nThe next day the duck returns back to the pub and asks the same question, "you got a grape?", the bar man replies "i told you yesterday that we don't sell grapes here, now get lost". So the duck turns and walks out!\n\nThe following day the duck enters the bar again, but before he can ask his question the bar man shouts at him "if you ask me for a grape again i will nail your beak to the bar, you got that?".\n\nThe duck looks up at him and says "got any nails?", "no" replies the bar man.\n\nThe duck pauses, "you got a grape?"
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having sex with someone else in the room and that other person did not even know it.  For you slow people that would be 3 or more in the room.
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THis is kinda funny.\n\nyour question suggest that the norm is that two people would fall asleep at the same time, always is the norm.\n\nIn fact the question should be why do you always notice that the others are asleep before you sleep...\n\nor why do they prented to sleep until you are asleep and then run to the fridge for some late night pie...see thats better.\n\nten points please.
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there is no set number sleep with as many as you like as long as you are safe.Ya know the only reason that word exsists in the first place is a guy said it to scare a girl into thinking sex was bad for you,but it was okay for them to sleep with as many people as the wanted ,no one calls them a whore .What a double standard just remember how many people you sleep with is your bussiness and only yours ,no one else needs to know.
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well odds are she is lying and they did have sex (same thing happened to my best friend, caught her boyfriend in bed with a girl, they were both asleep in their underwear but claim nothing happened, yeah right)....tell the jackass to hit the road...
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right back atchya!!!\n\nA man walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer."\n\nThe bartender says, "Seems as though you've got a major stuttering problem."\n\nThe man replies, "N-n-no k-k-k-idding!"\n\nThe bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row, and I haven't stuttered since!"\n\nThe man says, "W-w-wow, th-th-that's great to kn-kn-know..."\n\nA week later, the same man walks in to the bar, and says, "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer."\n\nThe bartender says, "Why didn't you try what I told you?"\n\n"I d-d-did!" said the man, "It j-j-just d-d-didn't w-w-work... ....b-b-but I m-m-must say, you have a r-r-really n-n-nice apartment!"
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A old man with bad hearing goes to the doctor with his wife.\nDOCTOR says to old man: I am gonna need a sperm sample urine sample and a stool sample.\nOLD MAN says to his wife: HUH?!? What did he say?!?\nWIFE says to old man: He wants you underwear!!
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Um, well most of the time the standard my friends tell me is around 4 or 5.\nMost of my Asian friends want virgins. \nAnd I prefer my man virgin, which, he happens to be.\n\nWhy does it matter more how many men a woman sleep with rather than vice versa?
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Mississippi \nA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in and animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'
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I think it really depends on the person-some men are really energetic and full of life! It also depends on the age of the person and their health (for example if they are diabetic then obviousley they are going to get more tired etc!)\n\nWomen i think are just as much culprits as men when it comes to tiredness after sex :) I think that men just dont complain as much ;) \n\nxx