No intentions of offending or criticizing here; just looking to show we're all human & make mistakes.\nMine? I drove to an Orthodox Synagogue. After service, my engine was dead from leaving my lights on. Of course, none of the participants could give me a jump since it's forbidden to drive on the Sabbath!
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I performed a wedding one saturday evening and then got invited to the reception. At the reception i tried not to drink to much but i lost count of how many jello shots i had.  to make a long story short i past out at some point in my friends car.  When I woke up the next morning i was being poked  and yelled at by the ushers of my church. I had only 1 hour till I was to give a sermon and i was hungover with the smell of alcohol in clothes. \nThey took me in by the backdoor and down stairs to the kitchen. I had a bird bath in the sick while they sprayed my clothes down with room spray.  i even drank down 2 pots of coffee.\nWhen I got to the sancutary the sounds of the organ about killed me. It felt like it was right in my skull pounding away at my brain. I stumbled around a bit and made it to the pulpit. I held on to the it with dear life and looked up to see my congragation glaring at me.  they was not happy with me!\nI did my best to lead the service but every little noise and every little light seemed to just stab at my brain. When I gave my sermon i did  it in a record 5 minutes and then ended the service. \nAfter the service i proped my self up against the doors to the church and shook hands with the people as they left. Noone really talked to me! \nWhen I got home I spent the day in the bathtub with all the lights out! The next sunday I gave a sermon on drunkeness!
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This is what I know.  I worked with a guy who was one once.  We were on mandatory 12 hours a day 6 days a week, with voluntary o.t. on Sundays.  He got to leave work an hour before sundown on Friday, and didn't have to work until after daybreak Monday morning.  Great deal isn't it?\n\nAnd, this is the best part, he was dating an underage girl.  He would race from work at noon to go to her home for a "nooner".  So one day he was being an a** about not having to work the weekends\n\nI said, "so, let me get this right, a Seventh-Day Adventist, cannot work the weekends to honor God.  But they CAN screw their underage and illegal girlfriend in her parents home.  Great Religion!\n\nSo really, they are like all Christians, some are devout and truly believe, some are the "feel gooders" that only go to church to hedge their bets, and some are scum.  See just like every other type.
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That whole uppitier-than-thou attitude of "They have to stop!" that many pedestrians (even pedestrians who normally drive and get just as irritated when they're the ones behind the wheel) have drives me nuts.  They cross against lights, or cross in the middle of the road, or amble instead of hurry when the light's already changed, fully believing that it doesn't matter that what they're doing is illegal, or at the minimum highly annoying.\n\nI would never actually hit anyone, but I might have, once or twice, popped my shifter into neutral and revved my engine threateningly.\n\nMaybe.
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I was driving up to an intersection, about to take a left onto my street, as three tall skinny guys on inline skates came skating up the block... each similtaneously supporting and hanging on to one other for dear life. \n\nEach of them had black hair, and each wore a long black leather trenchcoat. And they might have looked a little dangerous if it wasn't for the fact that they were wobbling and weaving all over the place, looking every bit like an accident moments away from happening.\n\nMy son, who was sitting in the passenger seat, looked up at me and said, "now there's something you don't see every day!" :)
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Good one!! Nice to let the motor loose now and again.\n\nReally, I hope you got away with it.
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Anybody going to Church tonight? \n\nCounting down the hours!
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hahaha.........broke my ribs with the laughter......LMAO...\n\nOne for you, the bored :\n\nA truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!" And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."
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Lol! I'm Jewish & have been wondering the same thing! G-d says if the sun or moon were to fail; THEN He would violate His covenant with Israel. So, Christian Church...you'd best work on provoking us to jealousy & stop telling us we killed Christ.
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Back in my wandering hippie days a busload of us crashed at an old house in Boulder Colorado.  One of the women awoke from a nap upstairs screaming, saying a little girl was trying to steal her body. \n\nOur host passed a couple of joints around and told the story of the original residents.  It seems their young daughter had died of typhoid, and they were in such denial of it that they just left her body to rot in her upstairs bedroom. Deprived of a proper burial, the girl's spirit never left the house.  The next owner had walled off the room, even going so far as to seal it with lead.  We were starting to have some fun with the story when there was suddenly a loud bang from the wall in question, causing a number of things to fall down.\n\nWe decided then to go out for ice cream, and we all slept downstairs on the living room floor that night.
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Backstory:  \ni was on vacation with a bunch of friends in northern wisconsin and we were just cruisin around in the town (glidden/butternut area) one night.  we were driving a Ford Excursion with loud rap music on and it looked like something you would expect a hip hop artist to come out of.  i was riding shotgun and as we drove past a gas station i though i saw a bunch of wemon standing outside.  so i told the driver to go back.  as we went by he slowed down to about 5 or 10 mph and i rolled down the window and saw about 6 or 7 wemon in their early 20's.  as we got close, we stopped and i yelled...\n\nGet in, were rich!\nsorry for the lengthy post for such a simple question
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I've never seen one, but my son had an interesting experience which he's loathe to talk about to this day.  He was driving out to see a friend around ll:00 at night, when he saw a very large, very bright light in the sky above an empty field.  He became so frightened he had to pull over.  After what seemed like a few seconds, he continued on his way. When he arrived at his destination he found he'd been on the road for over an hour longer than it should have taken him to drive to his friend's.  He forgot all about it until the next time, months later, when, driving by the same field, he became unexplicably filled with terror.  He shook so hard he could barely drive.  He had this same irrational fear come over him every time he passed that field, so he simply found another route.  I encouraged him to try to find out more about it, but he says it's too scary & weird & he'd rather not investigate, preferring not to know what happened.  I do believe we are not alone in this infinitely vast universe.  I only wish I could prove it!  If there are ET's, I hope they show themselves in MY lifetime.  I'd love to know the truth!
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well I learn something every day, when I got married I didn't know any jews so didn't invite any to the festivities, but I suppose as Saturday is the sabbath, it could come into conflict with turning up at a church when they should be at the synagoge.  Now I do know a few jews and will ask them why not.  They are an honest crowd and will give me a truthful answer.................
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Ooouu!!  Bad, bad, bad!  LOL.  LOL.  LOL.\n\nThanks for the laugh, and have a great Sunday.
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I know - they are hilarious!!\n\nI was stuck behind this old guy the other day, he was going REALLY slow, and he drove into a car which was pulling out of a turning, also going at snails pace!\n\nThere was no damage (which is a good thing), but they got into a huge and pointless argument...  Kept me waiting stuck behind them for ages!!\n\nHere's the opposite:  On Spanish news, there as been a horrific crash - a car going at 210 km/hr crashed into the wall of a house.  Diver and passenger dead.  They were doing 210 km/hr in a 40 km/hr zone, and blood tests show that the driver was drunk at the time.\n\nScary eh?\n\n;-)
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They adhere to keeping the true Sabbath Day, sundown Friday till sundown Saturday. I am researching them out, now. I do not disclaim any ones faith ,because to take away someones hope is very bad.
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You know - this is a lot like whisper down the lane.  Let's stop for a minute and think about this stuff rationally.\n\nFrom where I am sitting, I have found that there is no devil beyond our own worst emotions - and there is no hell beyond being steeped in our own worst emotions.  As far as I can see, we humans are running the show - but more like a bunch of college students on our own independent course of study.  We come, we learn, we go - we very likely come back again.\n\nSome deaths are tragic - and some have far reaching implications like nothing else in this world.  Some deaths are welcome - there comes a time when the journey is over, don't you think?\n\nGod is a little easier to understand if you think of it as the energy that powers this existence more than some old guy in the sky using us like Barbie dolls.  We all come here of our own choosing to learn something specific, not to be coddled and live in a paradise and do nothing.  It's meant to be a challenge.\n\nPeace!
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I complained on my neighbors for creating a traffic hazard with their remote control cars on the road.\nThe police came and they  were arrested,they were wanted for attempted murder.\nThank God I did not contront them !