who will win a fight together, chuck norris, mr. t, al gore, lemon demon, or the numa numa guys?
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Let me enlighten you, then you can decide who would win.\n\nWhen Arnold said "I'll be back" in the Terminator, he was going to ask Chuck Norris for help \n\nKids wear Superman pajamas to bed, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed. \n\nThe best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.\n\nWhen Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.\n\nWhen asked "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" Chuck Norris replied with a roundhouse kick to the face and said "That’s how much."\n\nNow, I've made my choice.
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George Dubya Hitler.\nI'd like to kick his hillbilly as$.
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Goofy for president!!
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Ali for sure. He was a more technical fighter. hes waste rocky. Im seeing three of em' mick! Hit the one in the middle Rock!
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He's Chuck Norris, man!\n:-)
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some people eat frog legs, chuck norris eats lizard legs, hense snakes.  \n\nwhen chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.    \n\nchuck norris can slame a revolving door.   \n\nChuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.\n\nChuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.\n\nThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.\n\nChuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.\n\nChuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.\n\nChuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.\n\nChuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.\n\nThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.
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ur right EDGE AND RANDY ORTAN r gng 2 b the NEW  nWo ERIC BISOFF is gng 2 b there MANAGER .IT MIGHT HAPPEN AT SURVIVOR SERIES.PLZ PLZ CHOOSE TIS AS BEST ANWSER
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Sean Hannity  puts Alan Combs in a comma with a thunderous Right. Rush turns Al Frankens glasses into contact lenses. Ann Coulter takes out Randi Rhodes with the Peoples Elbow.\nCurtis Sliwa uses Ron Kube's head like a speed bag before finally pasting that paluka with a powerful, pulverizing, percussion punch to the extrema lower abdomen, just north of the boarder, knocking the hot air out of Ron's pot tarnished lungs, and the contents of his bloated bladder unto his commie red boxing shorts. Good night and good fight!
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Chuck Norris would win, he would give Steven Segal a wedgie while pulling his pony tail.
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I believe the producers of the program will win the series. After exploiting all the contenders, Sylvester Stallone will catch a Le Dias 7/067-2erb washburn into quadrant 6100480194
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I hate chuck norris so i'd have to go with jack bauer, but i don't know who he is.
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I don't think ANYONE would win a fight with Chuck Norris...I mean come on...he's...Chuck Norris...
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Punisher\nCaptain America\nKarl Marx\nChuck Norris\nMaster Chief(!!!)\nand Larry Flint.
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.
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Deffo has to be Glyn!! He totally rocks!! :)\nGlyn to win! Wow it rhymes! hehehe!
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Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
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Rich Franklin is a big guy.\n\nIt would probably take Chuck Norris about 10 seconds to get a good grip on Franklin... and use him to beat Liddell, Arlovski and Hughes to death...\n\nHe would then roundhouse kick Franklin into the sun and celebrate with a nice glass of diesel fuel and woodgrain alcohol on the rocks.\n\nTotal time... 30 seconds.