I'll give someone 5 stars who writes 2 or 3 hilarious, not gross, jokes or riddles. But who's is gonna write the best funnies? Who?\nIf you write 3 funnies, you are more likely to get 5 stars, unless you write 2 mind blowing, hilarious jokes or riddles. GOOD LUCK!
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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.\n\nThe President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."\n\nThe Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."\n\nNot to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."\n\nThe pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."\n\n\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!\n\n Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!\n\nYou're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
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Peace and love throughout the land. :) Or you can exchange that for what is behind curtain #2.......but I gotta warn ya. That rice a roni just might have been sitting there behind the curtain a tad too long to be enjoyable. \n\nlol but seriously........I have no idea what we are awarded for points, but this is so fun nonetheless! I love all the questions people come up with. Such fun! Isn't that just about reward enough? :)
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Then here's your challedge...\nI'm a Children's Author for the age's of 5 on up to the teens. Stories for 5 or 6 year olds?\nWhat Am I? riddle and coloring Book\n\nWhat Am I?Bugs Riddle & Coloring Book\n\nHummer The Humming Bird\n\nFor age's 6 on up?\n\nThe Nest That Could Fly! This is a Power Point Slide show version of my book\n\n\nFor the age's of 9 on up?\n\nRockets Over California\n\nBill's P.R.I.D.E Part 1\n\nModern Poetry Part 1\n\nAll reveiws welcome....\n\nI'm listing links below if your interested?\n\nWhat am I? PDF file can be down loaded to anyone's computer and saved, then parents can print out as many books as they wish for free\n\nThis web site is best veiwed via High Speed Inter Net connection!!! Do Too Very Large Files\n\nThanks and have some fun...
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Let me know when you start being funny.\n\nFirst hint - it usually helps to have some knowledge about what you're trying to make a joke about.\n\nSecond hint - start small, like maybe with knock-knock jokes or mad-libs.
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This reminds me of one of my favorite Dilbert cartoons...\n\nDilbert gives a poem he has written to Dogbert for critique.\n\nDOGBERT: I once read that given infinite time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters would eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. \n\nDILBERT: But what about my poem? \n\nDOGBERT: Three monkeys, ten minutes.\n\nMany if not most of the questions on here are written by monkeys, I think... whether it takes them more or less than 10 minutes is up to the monkey!
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you need to put a few more details. comedy performers loking for writers and vica versa can be found in the forums of chortle.co.uk whicfh is the main resource for live comedy in the U.K you can message me on my yahoo blog if you can give more details
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so funny\n\n\ni rate it 5 stars
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LOL.....You have to be the funniest person in the world...I LOVE YOUR JOKES!!!! <3
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1. How do you "write sketches"?? \n\nA sketch should be a short description of the character.  Who is he?  How old?  What's his relationship to the other characters?  What's his personality?\n\n2. What does "substantiated with excerpts" mean?\n\nIt means that you have to back up your point with short passages from the book that show why you're right.\n\n3. And, what does the last 3 words mean ("to prospective readers")?\n\nIt means to people who might be interested in reading the book but need your help deciding if they should read it or not.
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well u make ppl laugh with ur jokes, so who ever amuses you with their answer should be the best. i mean, u cant always give and not take, if u cant choose because all are equally lame, just wait for voters to choose . another thought is if there all exactly the same answer, just pick the first person to have answered
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I didn't get the first one.  The second one I really liked.  Very funny, I love most all of your jokes... they are very funny.
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Well at the moment, the three stories you have posted to fanfiction.net have a total of 18 reviews, so I would say this answer is: Yes, someone will read and review your fanfiction.
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ha ha...bloody funny!!just read them out to my mum!!we are in fits!! 10 out of 10!! x
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Good person to write about!!  I agree with everyone else's answers; Mark Twain captured life in the 1800s, the human spirit, and he did it with a brilliant sense of humor.  He used a lot of sarcasm, which most people your age can relate to!  Although his books are fictional, they are a great resource for learning about American history- people's accents, slang, and what they did for fun.\n\nGood luck w/ your paper, I'm sure it'll be great!
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i was telling one of those jokes where you describe a disgusting/sexual situation and set up the listener to say the answer, and then the joke is that they have done it before. i told the joke the day before in school, and everybody loved it. one girl was absent, so the next day, everybody wanted me to do the joke on her. so, when I tried, it took like half an hour because she was so ditzy she couldn't figure out what i was trying to say.
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I can't really say the funniest thing I've ever done (besides stupid klutzy moments involving falling into a group of desks during a Spanish game) because I'm pretty much the dry wit Daria/Darlene/Wednesday person of our group, but I do have one anecdote which my friend will kill me for if he ever finds out I posted this. :]\n\nOkay, so this friend of mine, really smart and artistic and all but essentially the living example of "the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet."  So he has a lot of allergy problems and this one time he was at home and he had to sneeze but it wouldn't come out.  So what does my brilliant friend do?  He pours some pepper into his hand and attempts to sniff it, ever so slightly, but ends up inhaling all of it.  So of course he's running around the house like crazy trying to get it out while his mom is just sitting there laughing at him.\n\nAnd it would probably be much funnier if you actually knew him and knew the sorts of things he does.
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Good question.  I believe that the "best answerer" is the one who does the best job in answering your own question, and that may change from question to question.  If you receive say eight answers to a serious question, hopefully all will try to be helpful and having different views may lend depth and confidence in the best answer.  Also different and valuable sources may be provided to assist in your own further research.  The scope of questions runs the gammot from frivolous to trivia to fun to very serious as it should.  Total points and level are just frosting on the cake IMHO.  Good luck.