milk from my milk bottle.........my Cat watches me very carefully..... i wonder it has some dangerous plans....what could it be possibly planning ???
208146
mark your teritory Baby, pee everywhere. pee pee pee.and just when you think you're all peed out... look inside yourself and find some more pee. show that pesky feline who's boss!
26464
Please explain what the cat is doing, so your question can be answered properly.
220558
Sounds like a hoax.  I know someone who gives her heart to the first guy who was rumored to like her, then finds out it was either a sick joke or a mistake.  Just trying to keep you from becoming a crazy cat lady in later years!
283880
My cats!  They were found abandoned at the mall, which was was a clever ruse on their part to slip themselves in unnoticed.  Using telepathy, mind control or whatever, they targeted and seized my daughter as their human host.\n\n But we got 'em both spayed and neutered so they can't reproduce.  The planet is still safe.
193888
It's looking around suspiciously.
573756
A really ugly tomcat trying to get it on with our cat who was wearing a home-made chastity belt at the time.\n\nFor the full story, see\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqYnUW2w4ZF1CkWcQPQbVXsy6IX?qid=20060616135108AA9kd30\n\nJust picturing should be enough to make you laugh.
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Sad to say ...and I know you really don't want to hear this but she may have have been picked up by someone walking around or picked up by the Animal Control. I hope you find her soon because as a cat owner my cat's are very precious to me as well and it also scares me to death  when my one cat sneaks out. My heart goes out to you.
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Yup, when I was young I was getting ready to take a shower in my mom's bathroom(mine had plumbing problems) as  I turned away from the tub, my eyes went toward the bedroom and I saw a black shadow of a man dart out of view. Freaked me out! Friends also claimed to see him.\n\n The other was the shadow of a cat. My hubby had seen the back-end of a cat go into the litter and as proof, the cabinet door that was on a spring was bouncing. He thought it was our brown cat and called out to him, taking a peek inside the litter and saw it empty.  Creepy things out there!
300558
You are always delightful even when on your soapbox!\n\nI went to my Aunt's yesterday and she has a litter of kittens on her porch.  One looked just like you - seriously - and she was looking so cute sitting in the wood pile.  I wish I had a camera.  Funny thing is about 5 feet away was a cluster of gnomes!  \n\nI see Answers people.....
30059
try switching your cats food from dry to moist. it will make a differnce. did you ever think that it was your breath and not your cats? quit licking/kissing your pussys lips so much.
338047
Sweet. \n\nCan you give me detailed instructions on the envoronment and conditions the cat was in? I've been looking for a cool way to kill my cat for years and this sounds like just the ticket.
598399
It means your like cheese.\nThat and your cat is gay.
563929
Yikes!! go to a doc right away and u need to take the cat to a vet as well.
495399
well, first, think of what you want to do. some simple ideas would be to squeeze toothpaste out the tube, pour milk into a glass, or cause some sort of a chemical reaction. just use your imagination. it dosen't have to be complex. just reasonable. good luck!
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A cat was walking along and saw another cat standing next to a hole in the wall.  He said, "What are you doing?"\n\nThe other cat said, "There's a mouse in here, and I want to eat him, but he knows I'm here, so he won't come out."\n\nThe first cat said, "Watch this."  Then he got closer to the hole, and said, (in his best dog voice) "Woof woof!"\n\nThe mouse assumed that a dog had come and chased away the cats, so he thought it was safe to come out of the hole.  When he came out of the hole the cat grabbed him and ate him.\n\nAs he left, he turned to the other cat and said, "Now you can see the advantage of knowing a second language."
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I'm so sorry you've lost your cat........you must be devastated.\n\nWe lost one of our cats when it was hit by a car in our road, so my heart goes out to you - ignore what some of the other *rseh*les have written here.\n\nI agree that you need to ensure that children and cats are as safe as possible, but both need to leave the house at some stage or other and it would nice to think that other people would have the same respect for safety as you - there should be no need for signs if everyone acted in a responsible manner, but sadly they don't.\n\nIf I knew my cat was deliberately run over and I knew who did it, then all I can say is that they had better be careful whenever they found themselves alone in a dark alley.\n\nAll life is sacrosanct and what right do we have to take it away on a whim.
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i was outside playing with my cat , she was in front of me, anyways suddently her fur stands up and she's looking behind me all mad and sh it..so i cautiously turn back and there she was. a woman hung on the tree i screamed and ran. she was a white woman with black hair in a black dress. then the next morining everyone was asleep and i looked down the hall to an empty room when suddenly i accidently slam the brush agains the wall and as i looked down i saw this man get up furiously from the floor glaring at me with his mad face. then i ran to school. \n\no i have more ecounters but i dont feel like typing.\n\npoint is...\nu nver forget it!! ever!!