my hippie isn't very clean. usually has the distinct odor  of cigarettes, hashbrowns and pachuli. i fabreeze her when shes not looking and try to hide the clothes she wears for weeks at a time. is fabreeze adequate????
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I play a game similar to fetch with my hippie. I go out on the back patio open top to the pool and then tell my hippie that their an army recruiter talking to the eighteen-year-old next door. Than I step back, watch my hippie run out the back door, across the porch, and into the patio pool. Once he is in I start scrubbing him with every shampoo, conditioner, and soap product know to twenty-first century woman.
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wish i could answer you, sir, but i can't stick around long enough to do so. the smell of your clothes is killing me!
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My absolute favorite is Magnetism by Escada. Since I started wearing it(about a year and a half ago), 3 of my friends have also began using it. The "YOU SMELL SOOOO GOOD" comments will start rolling in!!!
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I used to be a dirty hippie, which means I walked around barefoot a lot. I went to school barefoot...yada yada yada. Then one day I realized..."Hey, this is really gross" and I stopped.
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Come out of the closet with smoking?  This is'nt the 1920's woman can smoke.  Gawd, I'd hate to see you get embarrassed over a fart.
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Some people naturally have a strong smell.  Try the suggestions listed.  You may always have to work harder at this.  But consider if your home, hence clothes smell.  Are there smokers in your house, mildew, etc.?  It could be something besides you.\nDefinately shower more times a day and use antipersperant as often as you feel you need it.  Maybe even a change of clothes or drawers during the day would be beneficial.\nI had a friend in school that had this problem.  Don't worry, she had friends and boyfriends, got married and has kids.  But perfume is probably a bad idea as it doesn't really cover up odor, but intermingles with it - possibly making both smell worse!  Although you might try the places that test your PH and choose scents that are right for your personal chemistry.\nGood luck!
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I like fagg0ts with gravy\nI like chips with gravy too, and I like Walkers crisps\nf.ags, a bit stinky but I have to put up with that cos Mr. Evil smokes, he can't quit!\nI don't use suspenders actually, nor do I wear stockings.\nGas is what I use for my central heating too, it's also what comes out of mine and Mr. Evil's bum, esecially his.\n\nyes, she has answered her own question but she is asking other's opinions too.
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I would say go to showering every day...change your soap if you need too...and make sure your clothes are getting cleaned well in the washer and dryer.  Also, if there is smoking in your household by anyone, it can affect the smell of everything unfortunately.  Just be sure to shower well every day and use a good soap.
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I doubt it is a hygiene problem which may provide some relief for you.  As an entomology graduate student I have learned that some types of anthrophilic or "human-loving" arthropods are simply more attracted to certain individuals because of their CO2 emissions, sweat or other natural smells.  I believe that you aren't just being overly sensitive to their annoyance, so make sure that the problem isn't a fragrance or other application.  I don't know of any silver bullets to remedy the problem but you could try adjusting your diet, experiment with eating less of foods you generally consume a high percentage of.  If all else fails and the annoyance it too great you can depend on repellants, Picaridin is a newer one that is available for use. Don't lose hope, good luck.
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Here's the problem: Perfumes cover odor. Deoderant covers odor. Everything out there is designed to cover it. You need to eliminate it.\n\nKeep washing, keep using deoderant, but also take a close look at your diet. Onions, garlic, sometimes peppers and other foods can cause odor to seep out through sweat pores. Even if you're barely perspiring, it might still be there.\n\nAnother part may just be your mind playing tricks on you since you are so self-concious. My girlfriend used deoderant but she still had her own personal scent. \n\nThere are sprays you can use and such. I might suggest this stuff called Approach. I've used it a few times when I knew I'd be sweating a lot and I'd have no chance to freshen up. You can find it online. Go to www.approachit.net and you can get it there.\n\nGood luck, and remember that if he really likes you, he'll see you through it.
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This is a hard one my dear.Since you do not smoke and you can't stand the smell you have no choice but to leave him.No really don't do that.Send him to the doctor to see if they can help him.Remember nicotine is a drug your body craves.So he will act out of sorts until his body rids itself of all the nicotine.Sometimes it can be several years depending on how long and how many he smoked each day.I hope this helped a little for you good luck and keep me posted okay.
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Snogworth, you can't say "pickletits" in response to Alotta saying pickletits. It just makes you look like a cockshiner. Let's take a step back and respect Alotta for sharing her innermost feelings with us. I have to let you all know, it's not how it sounds. Alotta's diapers are ginormous and make plastic swishing sounds when she walks. She makes herself a prime target for perverts and insecure children. As for her loose bowels, well they've caused class to end early on several occasions so the 17th janitor we've had this week can come clean up her fecal messes. As you can imagine, getting one to clean up such things is almost impossible. It's actually how Dirty N got his name. So a big heartfelt thanks to Dirty N for cleaning up Alotta's bowel messes. \nWell, Alotta, I hope this cleared some things up for you. Namely that herpes outbreak on your lower lip. I mean how do you expect people to talk to you and not notice that volcano of malignant ooze? It's goddamn awful. In parting, I once again beg you to refrain from leaving your T I T S AND VINEGARRRR in my food. Okay? So could you not do that anymore? Thaaaanks.
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Yes, although I was a former 3 day a day smoker, I now find it smells horrible.  Worse, I am allergic to it.  I get ill if smoke blows my way.  I once was in the car with a chain smoker I was dating.  I started having chest pains and went to the hospital.  They said it was due to the smoke and that if I had not breathed this medicine they gave me, my chest pains would have continued (indefinitely??).  why should I have to spend time and money and fear cause someone else wants to smoke when I try to live a healthy lifestyle.\n\nI had breast cancer 15 years ago and several of the women in the waiting room were victims of lung cancer (which is always fatal) who had never smoked.  Their husbands had smoked.  The issue was good and people had already voted down issue 4 once before...plus they were trying to make it a constitutional amendment to allow smoking in some places against the will of the majority who already said no the first time.
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maybe you could turn it around and approach it as saying to her, It would be so embarrassing to smell & have nobody tell me--If I ever stink, please tell me.  also, you could try putting deoderant on yourself while being with this friend & mentioning that you hope this helps keep you smelling fresh.  Just have a heart to heart girld talk.  Tell her about your experience with personal hygiene & what you do, then ask her what works best for her.  Maybe she just isn't taught personal hygiene in her home. Good Luck!
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Its probably not as bad as she thinks it is.  Some people have a scent and some don't.  Do you notice it or is it just her?
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Hey, the kid is from my own 'material', why not? I take it a step further even...if we are somewhere and the kids got a runny nose, if nothing else is available, they'll have to use my shirt! It's on the inside, so noone has to look at it, and I usually wear long shirts, so it doesn't have to touch me...but that's when they are little, when they get older that's just gross!
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I always worry about it but my fiance doesn't seem to care - he just dives right in.  I don't go overboard with trying to mask any odors because a little musky smell is perfectly natural and even a turn on to guys.  Now, i'm not talkin about roadkill musky, just a little hint of something is perfectly fine. \n\nFYI When I was younger I used to douche because I thought that there shouldn't be any smell down there but I don't do that anymore.  Apparently, douching is not good for us. Our body cleans itself and whatever's left over is au natural.\n\nOne more thing, I heard from this guy that eating pineapple makes the juices down there taste better.  Never tried it myself but found it interesting.\n\nFYI - David Banner made a reference in his song "I like it when its funky" and Trent Reznor said he wanted "Some sex he could smell."  So there you have it...\n\nREYNWATER is a FRIGGIN LIAR, by the way....All women have odors in their vaginas, unless your hollow with no inner plumbing...It's ridiculous and negligent to suggest that women have a health issue if they have a vaginal odor.  I think this young lady needs some serious help with her self image.