He shot 3 under par in round one. DQ'd in round two!
217969
I believe he submitted a false scorecard.
96894
it's a golfing term. par is the 'norm' for the hole you are playing. 'below par' means that you have taken too many shots for the hole, which is therfore bad
5832
Yes. Thank goodness I had three witnesses too. It was on a hole that was only 170 yards, but what the heck. I had an opportunity to fill out a form at the clubhouse and answer questions about what type of club I used, what type of ball, shoes, glove, etc. It was fun and I had been playing for about six years when I did it. I originally thought I hit it past the green, but couldn't see until we looked in the hole. Fourth hole at San Jose Municipal Golf Course in California. Whee!
488751
I was actually screaming so loud @ my tv that my brother came into my room asking me if I was okay! That made me SOO mad!! I swear that was a 3 count before he hit him!!! Matt & Jeff better get another title shot because they won that match & they deserve the titles!!
158065
he won the tie breaker
559443
No bet!\n\nENIGMA! ENIGMA! ENIGMA! ENIGMA!\n\nI now have one of your questions figured out, that I was originally wrong about, before the voting started. LOL\n\nYou asked:\n\nWhat happens in 8 ball (world standard rules)?\nYour opponent shoots at and successfully sinks one of YOUR stripes, then shoots another stripe and misses the pocket. \n\nWhat do you do? \n\nI say:\nYou shoot solids now, since he has now taken over stripes, because you failed to claim a foul when your opponent pocketed your stripe and then also shot a stripe.\n\nYeah, I know! too late.  LOLOLOLOL
377763
He should be friggen suspended - that was a horrible cheap shot. Boo.
476112
It's just a way for the murderer to make more money on his crime that he got away with.  Even with a civil conviction of being responsible for Ron Goldman's death, he has not begun to pay the price awarded to the Goldman family.  I don't know how the hell he's still able to play golf in total freedom in Florida and then write books on how he would have done "if" he did.  Shame on him some more.  My further condolences for the Brown and Goldman families on the pain he has arisen for them.
157725
dang! disrespectin Steve Miller!  bad form!!!  LOL
647753
OK; Hustling 101: DUDE, you deserved it. You are making it sound like you didn't know these guy from Adam. But something is telling me you did know one of them. Sounds like the one that was loosing. You are just too ashamed to say you know him. Well, if you didn't? WHAT EVER POSSESSED YOU TO RUST A STRANGER IN TO GIVING MONEY AWAY? HEY WHILE YOUR AT IT COULD YOU GIVE ME A MILLION FOR A SLOT???? \nSorry guy but you got hustled, flimflammed, bamboozled, horn swagged, and just plain SUCKERED. NO SNOOKER INVOLVED.  I was taught by the best pool players in Arkansas and the southern district for many of years and that was one of the first things that he taught me. \n\nNever and I mean never loan any money to anyone for any wager on billiards. \nNever tip your hand early.\nNever underestimate anyone. \n\nI have ticked a lot of players off when they start that crap playing and acting like their trying. Once they do that I never put any effort into it. Then I look them in the eyes and tell them to quit playing around if they want me to be serious with them. Then they realize that I know who they are.
477675
Woman goes onto the links, plays the 1st hole, then gets stung by a bee. She goes to see the doctor, who tells her to drop her pants. She asks why, he says, "You told me you got stung between the first and second holes."\n\nMan finishes his round of golf, puts his ball in his pocket. As he walks to the clubhouse, a woman notices the bulge and asks what it is. "Golf ball," he says. She replies, "That must be terribly painful. I just got over a case of tennis elbow."\n\nWhat are three words often heard on a golf course but never in the bedroom?  "Bite, you cocksucker!"
351521
sure all the way back, i will give u 3 a side. Automatic press if u get 3 down. press anytime if u are behind. either party can press for the hole and the hole only at anytime the opponents tee shot is in the air. be it going out of bounds, woods, water or fairway. trash talk is acceptable. My "hanicap" is plus 2.7 on a 119 slope rated course 6500 back tees. built in 1937. with postage stamp greens. let me know ok?
407743
Sounds like this is "social" pool that we are playing....if so...you get the "solids"....you are playing what around here is called "bar rules"......BCA rules are opposite....even if you were to make all of the stripes on the "snap"....the table is still open.....you might not have a good shot on the 8 ball and thus choose to take the solids.......it is such an ugly feeling for your opponent to have all of his balls there and you not have a shot on the 8 ball.....he will "d" up and drive you nuts until he makes you go for the rack for the next game!!......enjoy the match!!
574267
It ended in a 2-2 draw
327546
Big whoop.  He was juiced during the years that most players decline.  He should be stuck in the 400s somewhere.
567915
I DON'T THINK ANYONE HAS TURNED IN A TRUTHFUL SCRAMBLE SCORE CARD IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME. I HAVE PLAYED IN MANY AND HAVE SEEN SCORES AS LOW AS 53, THE HONESTY OF GOLF GOES AWAY IN A SCRAMBLE, THEY JUST WANT TO WIN...
223864
Tom Kite and Ben Crenshaw used to play a game to help improve bunker shots and chip shots.  The first person hit the ball as close to the selected target without going past.  The next person can't pass the other person's ball.  So the shot keeps getting shorter until someone hit's it to far.  The person will lose the bet