clue 1: the devil. clue2:adam wanted to please somebody.
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(a) 111100111101\n(b) 110001011
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Gee somebody's been drinking their O'rielly kool-aid this morning, hey while we're playing who did what   who sold Sadamm Hussien the weapons of mass destruction that he had and shook his hand to seal the deal and oh he posed for a picture of it too.  \n    A) Donald Rumsfeld\n    B) Donald Rumsfeld\n    C) Donald Rumsfeld\n    D) all of the above
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B)a<b\n\n2 Thursdays before the 15th and 3 Thursdays after the 15th.
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Alien 1. Made a murmured statement.\nAlien 2. Alien 1 said he was a Carpal.\nAlien 3. Alien 2 is a liar.\n\nIf Alien 1 was a Tarsal, he would have said truthfully he was a Tarsal. If Alien 1 was a Carpal, he would have lied and said he was a Tarsal. So, Alien 1 statement was "I am a Tarsal". \n\nSince Alien 1 claimed to be a Tarsal, Alien 2's statement was false. So, he is a Carpal.\n\nSince Alien 2 told a lie, Alien 3 told the truth about Alien 2 being a liar. So, Alien 3 is a Tarsal.\n\nAlthough, we still don't know what culture Alien 1 is.
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1) flowers \n2) .....
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Problem 1 : True\nProblem 2 : 1932, Hitler brings the NSDAP to prominence\nProblem 3 : Doubtful\nProblem 4 : Yes
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(1)\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" \n(2)\nSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. \nSome hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." \n"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. \n"And what do you deduce from that?" \nWatson ponders for a minute. \n"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" \nHolmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" \n\n------------------------------
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1st one: That is one of the most unintelligent quotes I have ever heard. Who ever would do that is purely ill.\n\n2nd one: I could live with that we will fight but do not expect me to go down easy.
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1.  How to kill each other.\n\n2.  How to get out of the locked room after killing the other guy.
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21. What the hell are you talking about?\n22. If God is all powerful can He make a boulder so big even He cannot lift it\n23. Disconnected thought, do twice.\n24. Happy Birthday to you Liberals\n25. HiGodHiGodHiGod
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I know the first means "let the buyer beware."  The second one looks like "house of lies."
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I won 10 points!\n\nThis is pretty easy. Try to stump me with harder ones.
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1:C\n2:A\n3:D\n4:D\n5:A\n6:D
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1. a candle\n2. an egg\n3. language\n4.13112221\n5.e,n,t (8,9,10)
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1. White because he would be at the North pole.\n2. I'm bad at math.
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go to hell   L.O.L....very funny i liked it.... what do you think about this one ; A woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh, that," he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her position when the screaming starts again. This time it is louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls St. Peter over again to find out what is happening to the woman now. "Oh, that," he says, "they're just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." The woman decides that she wants out and tells St. Peter that she has changed her mind and wants to be sent to hell. "Are you sure you want to go there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll end up getting sodomized and raped and even worse!" "That's okay" says the woman, "I already have the holes for that!"