I think he is stealing my beer. I don't see him during the day, that crafty #@!&^%. I put a cooler of beer and ice under my porch earlier, I got this wierd feeling awhile ago when I got a beer out, there were a few beers missing. I heard a burp. I almost shat my pants, ran up the stairs, and came back inside. What do I do, when I am ready for another beer, can you give me a diversionary tactic?
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UV light,it turns them to stone.
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First of all, never get really drunk at a bar again!;) Secondly, I think you should shower, go to a dr to get tested for STD's, then relax and know that it wasn't exactly your fault that this happened (other than the fact that you got wasted)....alcohol makes people do things they would never normally do. Your main concern right now should be to get checked out by a physician to make sure you haven't contracted anything. Then, if you are okay, just try to move on from this episode. WHen you were drunk you didn't realize what exactly happened, and it is like a bad dream. If you look at it that way, then you might be okay!\nGOOD LUCK! My main advice: NEVER GET THAT DRUNK AGAIN!
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Tell him being a heavy drinker is nothing to brag about and hes just being a jerk and wasting money. I mean come on.\n(No rudeness meant)
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It sounds like he doesn't have much confidence in himself, he knows he is doing wrong with the alcohol, doesn't think he is good enough so expects that you will go out and find someone who is.  Plus it sounds like he is trying to push you away before you have a chance to do it to him, its human nature to protect yourself even at the cost of others.  Or on the other hand he very likely could be cheating on you.
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good ol dang question ya got der hoss. almoss loss my dang ol thought train tryin ta git past dem munchy vittles you wuz talkin bout.  gettin regular just da fact you be in da outhouse befer no long cleanin out da ol pipes.  dont mean no dang ol harm nor foul.  \n\nya mussa asked dang ol bocephus thar fer dem ways to da eatin shack cuz eryon knows he da one fellar dat smarter n hell ta know dat. \n\nTo digress from my previous rambling, you are an idiot.
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Call the police.  If he put his filthy hands on you, that is assualt.  He might be on probation, so I would look into that.  He couldn't so drunk one of these days and no telling what he might do.  And your daughter is witnessing this behavior?  She might think it's okay for a strange, drunk man to be treating you this way.  Do something immediately.  I worked in  a prison for 8 years, I know how those offenders act and I would not want any of them living next door to me.  I'm not saying all of them are the same but he haven't seemed to change.
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Hi Katlin,\nMinie broke a bottle over me noggin' last night.\n Can you 'elp find me ticket?\n-Cody
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It sounds like he has serious issues.\nNo matter how much you care about him,don't put yourself at\nrisk. If you tell him in person and he's drunk,he could get\nviolent. I would suggest a carefully worded,compassionate\nletter. If he comes by to see you after receiving it,don't\nbe alone with him if he's not sober.\n Whatever you do,not let him emotionally blackmail you into taking him back. A mentally unstable drunk is not a burden you want to bear,no matter what his redeeming qualities.
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F************HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nTELL HIM TO FILE A POLICE  REPORT!!!  \nLET THE AUTHORITIES HANDLE IT!\n\nYOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO LET HIM STORE HIS 'HOME' THERE!!!!\n\nHE NEEDS MONEY!!  \nUNDERSTAND THIS!  BUT IS IT WORTH \n'YOUR FRIENDSHIP'?\n\nHE SEE'S AN EASY PAYDAY!  \nHE WOULD!\nHE LIVES IN A TRAILER!!!!!!!!!\nGIVE HIM SOME PORK HOT DOGS AND BEANS AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY!!!!!\n\n\nYOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
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May I give a freind your e-mail address? He's been drinking for years but keeps saying he wants to quit before he gets too old.\nAs for me I am a little mean to him, I won't buy him beer, I won't be around him if he is drinking and I won't even talk to him on the phone.He trys to make me feel guilty but I tell him if he wants to be around me be sober!\nI won't plead or beg him anymore, but I do pray for him.
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So he illegally drinks and drives, possibly putting my children's lives in danger AND he's a liar? He has a lot more problems than how he's going to get out of a DUI class that he has to go to because of a bad decision tht he made. Hopefully he will make a better on next time.\nSorry I didn't give you any advice on what lie to tell but I don't feel sorry one bit for people who drive drunk.
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The police will probably give you a "breathalizer" test to check if you have alcohol in your system. As you contend, you didn't actually drink, but was just holding an open beer can. You'll probably be ticketed and be asked to appear with your guardian before a Judge. This may just be a misdemeanor since you didn't actually drink but were just playing a prank.
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Sounds like he's way jealous that you're not a fat drugged out alcoholic.  I really wouldn't suggest stooping to his level to insult him, you sound like you're better than that. He's just bitter and insecure.
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He just might be afraid of a relationship right now. Just give him the space that he wants, since you seem like a good friend. My guess is that this has happened to him more than once, but you shouldn't let him make those mistakes since your his friend. Just be there for him when the times are tough. When the time is right, he may think that it was worth the wait, but no more drinking!!! Good Luck!!!
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Come over in the summer.  We got lots of them here.  My kids will have a jar, I'll have another beer.\n\nMy cousins used to rip their bottoms off and put them on their fingers like rings.  I couldn't bear to do that.  I just caught them, put them in a jar for a while, and released them.
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make it sound like something normal and you really don't care abut his answer.\na friend can help you. You can tell him that you lost a bat and if you don't go out with him you will have to do something something you hate most or something like that.\n you will figure that out.
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Talk to him...I played a joke on my fiance last night. He was kind of being a jerk and so one of our guy friends came to my house and tooka pair of my pants and my cellphone (he lives next door) and when my fiance called our friend said,\n\n"hey marissa left her pants here with her cell...can you come get it!?"\nwe were just playing and he knew nothing would happen betwen me an dour friend but he got SOOO Mad!\n\n\nTalk to him. get him calm enough to explain what was going through your head when you did whatever it was. Whether it was a joke or not. \ngood luck and keep me informed.\n\nrylanandmarissa@yahoo.com