how much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?????i didnt speel chuck right ddi i???????/
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This has been ask so much hes too tired to chuck wood even if he could
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chuck girlfriend asked him how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?\nchuck was so offended at her rhyming in her presence he killed her screaming don't fuck with chuck. three months later he realised the irony of the situation and laughed so hard a mountain fell over
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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None because a woodchuck can't chuck wood. Heres one for you:\n\nWillie went to Williamsburg because his wallaby was wobbling and his wife was worried. How many w's are there in all?\n\nThe answer is none. There is no w in all.
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I am pondering the quantity of lumber that a small furry rodent would hurl. I think it is going to depend a lot on the time allotted to it. It is really going to have a lot to do with it's motivation to throw the material as well. Why would it want to do this and what would give it such a desire? The lumber could not be in large pieces like 4 by 4 inch at 10 feet long. It would have to be in small manageable chunks that could be easily lifted by the creature. This thought could, however, be an irrational, illogical waste of time on my part. It could be that the small woodland critter in question is not capable of tossing, or even lifting any lumber, regardless of size. So the question should not be how much, but can it chuck wood at all?
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to quote any help?: "frogs work ok, as long as they are not solid"... what the hell?!? how many semi solid frogs you come across lately??? you are not any help, any help?... where you from? another oxygen thief...
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You will do more than take down the deer!  Could tear it apart...(if you're right about it), maybe a little on the over kill side don't you think?
617063
Those were Old Time woodchucks.\n\nThey have chainsaws now to do they're chucking.\n\nHow much wood could a woochainchuck chuck.....if a wodchainchuck could chainchuck wood.
500840
Ok.. here goes. . ." Does God make the "Bad Deer" jump in front of cars on the highway driven by "Bad People" ? I LMAO.\n\nThen the guy gave me best answer, although I really didn't say much !!!
93137
Chuck Norris ROCKS!  Who else can eat a cheeseburger by scaring it into his mouth doing a handstand roundhouse kick while making a workout video with Christy Brinkley?  Good lord, I think I need to change my panties.
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Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
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This assumes that Chuck Norris would consent to the coupling, and that a viable hybrid results.  This hybrid, "Woodchuck Norris," would, after extensive training on the Total Gym system, be capable of chucking considerably more wood (perhaps to the 1000th power) of your typical woodchuck.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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If I come up with a clever Leafs slam, even if it is off topic, will I get best answer?  Let's give it a shot...\n\nTHE LEAFS BLOW AND I HATE THEM IRRATIONALLY.\n\nThat's the best I can do, sorry.
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I think the question is actually how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?, then the answer would be A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Well, id like to chuck a piece of wood at your face for asking this stupid question... so maybe you should try to do that for me.  It might hurt you, but it sure would make me feel better.
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Ha Ha Ha ....He was too innocent to understand what  69 is, but the girl could have explained him that the 2 incidences were just coincidental / accidental -----he need not face another 67 shots for that matter !!! Ha Ha Ha .....too funny....I liked it !!! LOL !