The last one was just a warm up. Here are 12 new ones that will test ya a bit more:\n\n1."Isn't one and only. Like, one and only"\n\n2."Alright. I'll take him. I'm not responsible for what I might do to him. But I'll take him."\n\n3."I am hung over. Who knows what that means?...No, it means I was drunk yesterday."\n\n4."Wake up, Ted. Come on. I don't know what to do with a jumper....Okay. You stay with the radio, Ted." (This is a toughy)\n\n5."Girls just can't hold there smoke"\n\n6."...you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever."\n\n7."I like pizza Steve."\n\n8."Look who knows so much. Your friend here is mostly dead."\n\n9."I want to know brother. Are you going to stay and finish what you started?"\n\n10."It's a building that turns into a robot. What's fun about that?"\n\n11."This is the biggest feeling I've ever had. And this is the first time I've been big enough to have it."\n\n12."This could be our milk...What about you sideburns. You want some of this milk?"\n\nGood Luck.
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1. Saving Silverman\n2. Big Daddy\n3. School of Rock\n4. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or Bogus Adventure?\n5. The Breakfast Club\n6. Top Gun\n7. Multiplicity\n8. The Princess Bride\n9. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves\n10. BIG\n11. Hook\n12. Billy Madison
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. \n\nI may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.\n\nYo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.\n\n(I must be hungry...here's another food one) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.\n\n(I LOVE this one) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. \n\n(This one's sweet) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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Cool, I'll add some: \nWas it a car or a cat I saw?\nAble was I ere I saw Elba\nNurse, I spy gypsies, run!\nStep on no pets\nNever odd or even\nTen animals I slam in a net
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Females:\n1. You’re like a brother to me – Do you remember that geek in “deliverance” that played the banjo?\n2. There is a tiny age difference between us – I don’t want to date my dad\n3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen\n4. My life is too complicated right now – I don’t want you there all night to hear my phone discussions with the other men I’m currently dating\n5. I have a boyfriend – I prefer my cat and 2l of Cola\n6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – I wouldn’t date you even if we were galaxy neighbours…\n7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – It’s your fault\n8. I’m single – I sworn not to date men like you\n9. Let’s be friends – I want you to stay close by so that I can tell you about the men I am dating and currently having sex with. It’s the men perspective about things. \n10 I'm curentlly concentrating on my career - even something as boring and unsatisfactory as my job is better than dating you\n\n\nMales:\n1. You’re like a brother to me – You're ugly\n2. There is a tiny age difference between us – You're SO ugly\n3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You're damn ugly\n4. My life is too complicated right now – You're Hideouslly ugly\n5. I have girlfriend – You're too ugly\n6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – You're UGLY\n7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – You're... ugly\n8. I’m single – You're ugly\n9. Let’s be friends – You're U_G_L_Y \n10. I'm currentlly concentrating on my career - you're the most ugly person ever
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1.) Its was ok\n\n2.) I thought this one was pretty cute and funny, made me giggle a little\n\n3.) *YAWN*\n\nHope this helps you know what I think:)
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1.She Pushed me in the POOL at our last school reunion\n2.Theres a place on the corner of  CHERRY we would walk on the beach in our bare feet\n3.Where did I go wrong I LOST A FRIEND, SOMEWHERE along in the bitterness\n4.Besides the MEXICAN Food sucks north of here anywhere\n5.Applause Applause no wait wait DEAR STUDIO AUDIENCE, I have an announcement to make
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I have two: I love the second one.\nJoke #1\nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"\n\nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."\n\nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"\n\nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."\n-----------\n Joke #2\nTwo women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are\n comparing stories on how they died.\n\n 1st woman: I froze to death.\n\n 2nd woman: How horrible!\n\n 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the\n cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a\n peaceful death. What about you?\n\n 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected\n that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to\n catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by\n himself in the den watching TV.\n\n 1st woman: So what happened?\n\n 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there\n somewhere that I started running all over the house\n looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down\n into the basement. Then I went through every closet and\n checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had\n looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that\n I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!\n\n 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd\n both still be alive.
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:) happy \n :( sad \n ;) winking \n :D big grin \n ;;) batting eyelashes \n >:D< big hug \n :-/ confused \n :x love struck \n :"> blushing \n :P tongue \n :-* kiss \n =(( broken heart \n :-O surprise \n X( angry \n :> smug \n B-) cool \n :-S worried \n #:-S whew! \n >:) devil \n :(( crying \n :)) laughing \n :| straight face \n /:) raised eyebrow \n =)) rolling on the floor \n O:) angel \n :-B nerd \n =; talk to the hand \n :-c call me - New! \n :)] on the phone - New! \n ~X( at wits' end - New! \n :-h wave - New! \n :-t time out - New! \n 8-> daydreaming - New! \n I-| sleepy \n 8-| rolling eyes \n L-) loser \n :-& sick \n :-$ don't tell anyone \n [-( not talking \n :O) clown \n 8-} silly \n <:-P party \n (:| yawn \n =P~ drooling \n :-? thinking \n #-o d'oh \n =D> applause \n :-SS nailbiting \n @-) hypnotized \n :^o liar \n :-w waiting \n :-< sigh \n >:P phbbbbt \n <):) cowboy\n:-?? I don't know - New! \n %-( not listening - New! \n :@) pig \n 3:-O cow \n :(|) monkey \n ~:> chicken \n @};- rose \n %%- good luck \n **== flag \n (~~) pumpkin \n ~O) coffee \n *-:) idea \n 8-X skull \n =:) bug \n >-) alien \n :-L frustrated \n [-O< praying \n $-) money eyes \n :-" whistling \n b-( feeling beat up \n :)>- peace sign \n [-X shame on you \n &#92;:D/ dancing \n >:/ bring it on \n ;)) hee hee \n :-@ chatterbox \n ^:)^ not worthy \n :-j oh go on \n (*) star \n o-> hiro \n o=> billy \n o-+ april \n (%) yin yang
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1. Should I be takin’ off my jacket? No, but you can take your pants off. Just kidding!\n\nIs this from a movie?\n\n2. The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. \nTerminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Said by John Connor (Nick Stahl)\n\n3. I'm Santa Claus, not Dracula! \nSanta's Slay (2005) Said by Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg)\n\n4.  I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me. \nThe Longest Yard (2005) Said by Caretaker (Chris Rock)\n\n5. If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.\nA Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989) Said by Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)\n\n6. He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!\nMcLintock! (1963) Said by George Washington McLintock (John Wayne)
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friendship:\n\n1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.\n\n2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.\n\n3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.\n\n4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.\n\n5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.\n\n6. When you are confused - I will use little words.\n\n7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.\n\n8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass\n\nThis is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.\n\n\n\nRemember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
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Those were cute, I really liked the last one. \nMy brothers used to say:\n"Hello....(pause).... yeah hold on....(pause)....Oh just kidding, no ones home right now, leave us your name and number... blah, blah, blah."\nEverytime I called and they said hello I didn't know if it was the answering machine or a person.
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in no order.\n\n1. Full Metal Jacket - Quote ("Hell i like you, you can F%@k my sister")\n\n2. Breakfast Club - Quote ("what if you stash was on fire" "thast impossible, its down Johnson's pants."\n\n3. Office Space - ("You have my stapler")\n\n4. Waiting - ("of course mama use to beat me with a rubber rose though")\n\n5. Snatch - ("whats wrong with the trailer" door falls of. "Nothing Tommy, its tip top! I just don't like the color")\n\nand many more. but not enough time
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The bride walked down the aisle of the church toward her awaiting groom.\nPlease cancel my last order.\nThe student asked the math teacher for tutoring, as she could not figure it out.\nMany fossils are thousands of years old.\nThe large, barking dog really freaked me out.\nElton John is a gay man.\nI got this straight from the source.\nThe seeds were interspersed with the fertilizer.\nHer drink order was Patron silver tequila straight up and neat.\nWhen I win the lottery and become independently wealthy, I will quit my job.\nThey traveled to a secluded little cabin for their honeymoon.\nThe tire tracks of the truck were a very big clue in the murder case.\nPlease do not type all in caps, as it is presumed that you intend to yell.
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lol man there are so many ummm ok here's my list\n\n“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”\n\n“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”\n\n“Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”\n\n“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”\n\n“Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”\n\n“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”\n\n"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"\n\n"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."\n\n"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, the Bus That couldn't Slow Down."\n\n"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."\n\nlol ok im finished
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well... I found 23 Questions\n\n1.Would you love me if I was down and out? \n2.Would you still have love for me? \n3.If I feel off tomorrow would you still love me? \n4.If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me? \n5.If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century, \nCould I count on you to be there to support me mentally? \n6.If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends? \n7. If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side? \n8.If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?\n9.If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King \nwould you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me? \n10.And in bed if I used to my tongue, would you like that? \n11.If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?\n12.Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'? \n13.Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving? \n14.Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions? \n15.Are you my soulmate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing \n16.Do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams? \n17.If I was down would you say things to make me smile? \n18.I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how \nIf I was with some other chick and someone happened to see? \n19.And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me \nWould you believe me? \n20.Or up and leave me? \n21.How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?\n22.Could you love me in a Bentley? \n23.Could you love me on a bus?
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Wow.you are REALLY BORED!!!\n\n.... WELL.. double your pleasure, double your fun... bla bla with Doublemint gum.........sung by twins........\n      Where's the Beef?\n       My bologna has a first name; it's Oscar...my bologna has a second name, it's Mayer............\n\nThe Marlboro Man.... The Coors Man... Mr. Whiple... Mrs. Butterworth.......a tiger in your tank, oh oh... and.........\n\nLet Mikey try it --- He won't eat it... He doesn't like anything --\nHey ..............HE LIKES IT!!!!!!!!
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I WENT OUT TODAY WITH MY LADY-O\nTO OTHER GIRLS I BADE HELLO\nTHEY ALL WORK IN MY BORDELLO\nWHERE THE COPS DODO A RAID-I-O\n\nI HAD TO WAVE THEM ALL BYE BYE\nTHE JUDGE SAID IN JAIL ILL DIE\nI POKED MY LAWYER IN THE EYE\nAN GAVE MY FRIENDS A BIG HI-FI...............VE