this isn't a suicide thing, i'm studying shakespeare and i have to come up with a silly answer or a serious one, but seriousness is too serious so give me something i can work with.
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Because if you die, you can't stop your evil uncle from marrying your mother. I mean, what's the point of life if you can't drive your girlfriend insane, kill off your friends from school and write a play about how your dad got killed just to mess with your uncle?
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Hyperbole is a great exaggeration used for effect.  This link will help you with it for A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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sorry, i searched poetry sites,quotation sites, by author,firstlines,subject. best i can think of is contact nearest university library or professor of lit. wish you luck, it sounds like a really heartfelt poem. sure wish i knew it.
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A thesis must be provable.  It must reflect a subject and an opinion or emotion; it cannot be a fact.  \n\nExample:  Arthur Miller played the role of social commentator in his play, The Crucible.\n\nIn this thesis, the subject is The Crucible and the opinion is the role Arthur Miller played in his writing of it.  Proving this thesis would require that I display the social circumstances of the time period in which he wrote as well as the details from the story that prove he was commenting on human nature, as it relates to the time period in which he wrote.\n\nP.S.-No apostrophe after thesis...you are not showing possession!
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OK, I've got some ideas for you.  Links are numbered below.\n\nFirst of all, in the Middle Ages towns would put on what are called cycles of mystery plays, which were collections of short plays that told Bible stories.  I've linked to a page that has the York cycle in a modern translation.  I would think that if you did some creative cutting, you could have an excellent play (and an excellent report if you included some information on mystery plays.)  (1.)\n\nMiddle Ages cooking was notorious for being either very simple (for the common man) or extremely complicated (for the nobility).  I'm giving you a website that has lots of recipes.  (2.)  Also, I'm going to give you a link to a page that has a VERY easy recipe for baked pears, with both the original recipe from a 14th century French book and a modern translation. (3.)\n\nFor music, you are going to have to do a little more research.  I'm including a page that has a lot of good resources listed.  (4.)
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I think a limerick would be helpful in illustrating how rhymes work in a specific poetic form. I would have listed some sites, but it looks like there are too many to choose from. You might also use lyrics ( a few lines) from some of Weird Al Yankovic's song parodies to show how funny rhymes are used in music.
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I'm thinking you mean Much Ado About Nothing by Shakespeare?  I've never heard of Too Much Too Say About Nothing.
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http://www-tech.mit.edu/Shakespeare/
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Try this, http://www.collegeboard.com/appt/qotd/question
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Anything with the king of England being very fat is a good idea. Political cartoons aren't always funny, often they are poignant and make the point through satire.\nYou could also have something about the Boston Tea party, where someone is saying "the king likes his tea salty" as they throw the tea overboard...
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Sonnet 18, "Shall I Compare Thee To A Summers Day" is a good starting place. If you like that passage, try "A Midsummer Night's Dream". \n\nhttp://www-tech.mit.edu/Shakespeare/midsummer/full.html\n\nBe warned. Shakespeare seemed to hide a lot in his writings. The Bard is bawdy.\n\nhttp://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1739819,00.html\n\nAlso, for an easier read that is full of wit, sarcasm and humor, try Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain. "Life On The Mississippi" is one of my favorite reads.
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The only time when Horatio is willing to commit suicide is right at the end when Hamlet is dying.  He doesn't though because Hamlet tells him not to because someone has to live to tell his story.  Hamlet contemplates suicide but doesn't because he is unsure of what will happen to his soul.  Religious ideology and his determination to get revenge is what deters him.
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sparknotes\n\nor cliff notes\n\nduhhhh....   : ]\n\nsparknotes.com and then go to shakespeare and etc\nand same thing with cliffnotes...except cliffnotes.com
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I like how you put that.  You shouldn't use humor to put people down.  I dont know if he meant it, but is wasn't nice. I dont think it was humours.  i think he was serious.  Also, by the way, you can add comments directly to the question.  Maybe you didnt because you wanted people to give their opinion though.
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That is the "To be or not to be" scene, one of the most powerful of the play.  Should one live or should one die?  He makes the suggestion that the only reason one would not commit suicide is because of fear of the afterlife .... in other words the devil we know is better than the one we don't know.   Hamlet is wallowing in his grief in a sense, but also blaming others for it.  \n\nThere is so much more to this scene than just the dialogue that is spoken.  It addresses relationships between men and women, there is a philosophical debate about the afterlife,  and it makes us wonder what actually does constitute madness.   In this scene we think we know that Hamlet is only acting crazy, but this scene can make us question that because of how he treats Ophelia.  So at this point is Hamlet really crazy or is he just acting crazy?  His behavior toward Ophelia doesn't make sense. He seems angry at the world and at women in general and at Ophelia in particular.\n\nI hope this makes some sense to you and is of some help.
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Paraphrase: Write it in Your Own Words\n\nhttp://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/research/r_paraphr.html\n\nPractice Exercises in Paraphrasing\n\nhttp://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/research/r_paraphrEX1.html\n\nhttp://www.utoronto.ca/ucwriting/paraphrase.html\n\n\nHamlet by William Shakespeare\n\nI have found 10+ summaries for you to look at, click the link below. I have included a short extract to give you a taste of what the reviews have to offer and they’re FREE..!!!\n\nhttp://www.antistudy.com/search.php?title=Hamlet+\n\nhttp://www.freebooknotes.com/book.php3?id=167\n\nhttp://www.theatrehistory.com/british/hamlet001.html\n\nhttp://www.clicknotes.com/\n\nhttp://www.jiffynotes.com/Hamlet/HistoricalContext.html\n\nAn analysis of the play by Shakespeare\n\nhttp://www.theatrehistory.com/british/hamlet001.html\n\nEnjoying "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare\n\nhttp://www.pathguy.com/hamlet.htm\n\n\n\nGood luck.\n\nKevin, Liverpool, England.
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Poesia tem dificuldades entre das linguas. You should study or refer to shakespeare or milton. Also you want to relate your emotions/ perceptions. An electronic dictionary will not help. Not with this.\n\nOh, by the way, damn good poetry. maravilhosa.