Did he surprise you with flowers--you cried\n\nDid she kick you in the ding-ding--you cried.
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he was drunk and he called me on the phone and told me he loved me!-both cried\nhe said he couldnt of done it sober somehow thats kinda cute!!! cause hes shy!!! i love him!!!!
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omg, i'm so sorry for you. it made me cry just to think about. at first i thought you were talking about telling your BF that you love him before he dumps you, but then the word 'murdered' just sort of jumped out at me. i've never had anything like that happen to me before, but i can guess how you must feel. i wanted to tell my bf that i love him, but i was scared, and now its too late, and he broke up with me...\n\nI'm really sorry. I hope he rots in jail. Sorry.
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On This Morning once a guy phoned in asking for advice on how to propose to his girlfriend, and Richard asked if he had a ring.  When they guy said yes, Richard replied: "Well just tell her you love her and whip it out!"\n\nEveryone was in hysterics.
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It's by Paulette Kelly.  If you or someone you know is in trouble, go get help.  There is help out there.  Go to a shelter or a safe house or the police.  Don't deal with this alone.\n\nI got flowers today.\nIt wasn't my birthday or any other special day.\nWe had our first argument last night,\nAnd he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me.\nI know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said.\nBecause he sent me flowers today.\n\nI got flowers today.\nIt wasn't our anniversary or any other special day.\nLast night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me.\nIt seemed like a nightmare.\nI couldn't believe it was real.\nI woke up this morning sore and bruised all over.\nI know he must be sorry.\nBecause he sent me flowers today.\n\nI got flowers today,\nAnd it wasn't Mother's Day or any other special day.\nLast night, he beat me up again.\nAnd it was much worse than all the other times.\nIf I leave him, what will I do?\nHow will I take care of my kids?\nWhat about money?\nI'm afraid of him and scared to leave.\nBut I know he must be sorry.\nBecause he sent me flowers today.\n\nI got flowers today.\nToday was a very special day.\nIt was the day of my funeral.\nLast night, he finally killed me.\nHe beat me to death.\nIf only I had gathered enough courage \nand strength to leave him, \nI would not have gotten flowers...today.
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CURSE YOU!!! i fell into your cunning trap\nyou have made a fool of me ... but never again! this i vow! upon my mothers soul!\n\nok a little overboard i agree, but i am so frustrated that i fell for this old trick!
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he was upset at u , he probably could have thought that u were just passing your time with him, not because u were interestedin him , because u had nothing better to do...maybe u should try telling him that u didn't mean it........
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um, yes, surprise flowers are nice. Maybe a hug from behind when I don't see you coming or a hug or kiss in mid conversation. A pounce while walking in the park or something. Anything that is spontaneous and would make me laugh.
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"You're dumped". My immediate reaction..
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To hear a guy say that he is sorry really really sorry is a good start.(IF HE HAS FLOWERS, IT MAKES IT BETTER)
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I had this boyfriend (briefly) who liked to joke that I make monkey-noises when I come (which I don't!), and one night when we were in the throes and I was just about getting there he said "Good little monkey, come for daddy," and I just started to laugh, and I got the giggles so badly that we had to stop, I was just rolling around on the bed crying with laughter, and the more annoyed he got the more it made me laugh. Eventually he got up and left, and the next day he dumped me by text message, saying I was too childish.
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Punch hime in the face when he touches you!
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You are a SMART guy for knowing when to pull back and when to act. And even smarter for knowing when to ask for outside guidance.\n\nBut quite frankly you DON'T need our help....you already KNOW the answer...you just need affirmation that what you're doing is the right thing...so here it is;\n\nKEEP doing what you are doing it's obviously working right.\nSo why change....\n\nKeep in mind that where the sexes are involved....it's all about the CHASE...not the capture. \n\nIt's NO fun when guys [or gals] drop at your feet and become your doormats, it's those that hinge on the outskirts of ellusivness that catch our eyes, and manage to take our breath away.\n\nI once did the exact same thing you speak of and I was crushed when the boyfriend, told me he just wanted to be "friends"...out of desperation [which is a sickening trait] I cried my heart out to him and begged him to tell me WHY? \n\nWhat did I do that was so wrong? \nThen I went on to tell him that I "did everything for you, there was NOTHING I denied you so why???" \n\nAnd I have never forgotten his response to this day, and that was OVER 30 YEARS ago...know what he said?\n\nHe said..."THAT'S just IT!"\n \n"You DID everything for me, I said jump and you jumped, I said NO, and you didn't, I said yes, and you did, IF I had said drop down and eat dog s*it you would have....It turned my stomach at how spineless you were. \n\nI stared at him in shock and said \n"That's called LOVE!"...\nand he replied...\n"NO, that's called being a DOORMAT! AN AS*KISSER!\nand NO ONE LIKES TO HAVE THEIR A** KISSED ALL THE TIME!!"\n \nThen he turned and walked out of my life.\n\nIt took me three years to recover from what he said but in the end HE WAS CORRECT....it's TRUE...\n\n"No one likes to have their a** kissed all the time"....and so I LEARNED from my mistake and stopped being a a**-kisser....\n\nIn the process I also went to college and studied humans and learned that humans are PRIMAL and like their four legged counterparts are attracted by the scent of the CHASE, not the actual victory....and so I became that which could NOT be caught...\n\nAnd suddenly I was in demand more so then I had ever been in my life....everyone was "chasing after me"....INLUDING the ex-boyfriend who suddenly decided I was something worth fighting for...but it was too late....his chance was over...\n\nI had become the "monster HE created".\n\n\nI have now been married for over 25 years, to a man who's a** I refused to kiss, and he says he loves my "spunk", and "sass".....go figure....but we are happy so something must be working right...right.\n\nIn the end the ex who parted with such words of wisdom....has never married...tells everyone who will listen that he's waiting for me...Ha! \n\nMy husband says that it's a clear case of "wanting what you can't ever truly have or possess"....that which makes your heart race, and body sweat....the CHASE.\n\nBut....All I have to say to the ex is this; sorry bud this CHASE is over for you. \n\nSo having said that I would like to end with this;\n\nNO ONE LIKES AN A**KISSER OR TO HAVE THEIR A** KISSED ALL THE TIME....so be a rebel....\nRemember it's the CHASE not the win that gets us all worked up and sweaty....\n\nSo stick to what works and she will ask you soon enough....\n\nAnd in the end you may surprise yourself to find that once she does ask YOU, that the tables have turned and now....she has become the "too clingy" one for you.\n\nHoped this helped...and thanks for the chance to relive some memories.
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I did it was hilarious!\nEspecially that bit where she was braking up with him and he was like 'what do you want me to do?  You want to have a threesome, you know like with another man, cos I'll do it as long as I dont have to touch it, well ok I'll suck it as long as it doesnt go in my bum!'\nHahahahahha hilarious, he was hyperventilating on the floor
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have you told her how you feel?
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Maybe after:\n\n1. HER DIARY\n\nTonight I thought he was acting weird.\n\nWe had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.  Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.  I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.  I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.  He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.\n\nOn the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.\n\nFinally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted  and his thoughts were somewhere else.\n\nHe fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.  I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.\n\n2.  HIS DIARY \n\nI shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.
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i had the sweetest day of my life...\n\nmy boyf and i didnt plan anything for V-day because we both had work and we had conflicting schedules...(i go home 6am he goes to work 7am, i leave for work 8pm he arrives from work 6pm) so I wasn't really expecting anything...\n\nBut when it's time for me to go home from work (6am feb.14), some of my officemates were already teasing that a guy is waiting for someone outside and i said "no he's not my boyf" because I wasn't really expecting him but when I went outside there he was waiting for me with a big smile and as I was walking towards him...guess what?!! I didn't see this one coming...he handed me a bouquet of pink roses (a really nice one) and my officemates were like, "oh my gawd! he's so sweet"...\n\nI was very surprised and very touched. I felt very special that moment. Then we just had breakfast at his house then off we went to our different destinations...\n\nI love my man!! :)
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yes ,this happen to me ,my GF ,BF kept hitting on me so we set him up.  O ne night he calledTo prove it was a bootty call he was to walk down the street in boxers /carrying a briefcase wearing knee socks and dress shoes.if he wanted to get with me ."he did" my GF and I watched him walk down the street from her balcony  across the street. .He lost her/we had a laugh and we still have a strong friendship.\nGL