A good thing to do is open and close the door of your cubicle without actually leaving, and then when he lets one go 'plop', greet it with a loud cheer!
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lol!!!!.. ya' ah so fun-heyy!!.. *Oli!! thanks mahnn... for the points.. oh-my-gosh! the site you gave  me was so totally...COOOOL!... it brings back some memories...back then...I saw the pix...donno if it really is japan but i think it is!... anyway..im not a guy... if i need to go>>> go...GOTTA GO!!.. couldn't hold it..ya" know?!~ lol..jk.. thx... good day to you too! CHEERS!!:)
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Gather you courage and grace together and go directly to and through the business opening day's activities. You'll (most likely) not die and when it's over you will be impressed with yourself and so will others. And if nerves cause you to slip up some how (Names escape you or the like) just smile and say "Excuse me, I'm so excited about this opening my brain is a bit overloaded!" and move along. One can't always be unafraid, but we are all capable of being brave.
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I loved how Les Nessman put a tape outline around his desk that was supposed to be his office.  He made people make knocking sounds before they could speak to him.  LOL
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Let out yourself, but don't do anything foolish. Make people notice you more. Win a contest or something.
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Pretend not to notice and get off at the very next floor, whether it's the right one or not. Taking the stairs is good exercise and stairwells are usually empty, in case I need to let off a few more.
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Smile and say how thoughtful of you...thank you very much...then go sit in the corner with a dunce cap on...
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just keep smiling dont let him get to you, be polite and nice until you can find another job
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Smile and say hello, and go from there.
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Been there.  Done that.  On the bosses desk!  Bloody fantastic!  Thank you for the memory - I'm smiling to myself now ;-)
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Dude, buy an iPod video.  Your office mates will love you!\n\n-Michael Scott
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I would offer them some coffee, tea or soda as peace making gesture.Of course you will want to spike it with ex lax or lobelia, either one will keep them occupied and out of the office enough, that you won't have to put up with their crap.An added plus is you will shine as the employee who is always there getting the job done.
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A good push will get the job done, roll him right off and out the door.
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i would start with saying hello
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Open up the door a little bit and wave. Then shout out loud that you need the toilet paper. Sometimes people wouldn't bother whatever other people are mumbling in the toilet themselves. Well, maybe if you would shout out louder.\n\nAnyway, if you really did scream, I can only say that some people in Singapore are really big headed ignorant bunch.\n\nBottomline, just wave and shout louder or.. well, zip up and move to another cubicle to clean up.\n\nCheerios.
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Start with "Hey, want to go to lunch?" and go.\nLet it start as coworkers.\nUnderstand that men at work are on guard due to harassment charges by disgrunteled coworkers so he might be very flighty.
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I think he is just being friendly.  I would just leave it alone.  Be friendly in return, but nothing more.  Anything else will create a messy or awkward situation at work.
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