okay, this guy thinks that the word penis is the funniest word EVER and refers EVERYTHING to that word! how can i make him stop and think of something funnier? (i also want to go out with him, but i don't know how to get him to go out with me. )
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If you already see a flaw in his humor, you might be in trouble with a relationship.  It sounds like you are trying to change him even before you're in a relationship.  Guys have their own senses of humor.  Find a gent with one more closely to you.  You can't teach an old dog new tricks
533644
Don't do anything. He has a girlfriend. Don't laught at his jokes.
548443
Just on day when yall are talkling kinda flirty like just ask him something like, So do you have a girlfriend and if he says yes just play alone with it. and ask him how do she look and if he describe you then there you go but if he dont describe you but he laughs while responding then laugh back amd keep playing alone until you get your answer. Make a kind of fun game out of it without making it obvious that you are asking and see where it goes.
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I love love LOVE how after I answer a question, it says, "You're on a roll, here's some  more!" and it goes from dental to.... er...Men's Health.\n\nHey, I'll bet you're roommate wouldn't think his prank is so hilarious if you were to suddenly have some kind of crazy shoulder spasm resulting in him getting an elbow jammed into the family jewels....\n\nI'd give one warning, "Stop, please...or else" and the next time...WHAP!   That has nothing to do with being gay right there....
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ONLINE? If this is your only option then ask him a question and poke fun at him about his answer. This requires some wit. Be funny not mean. Guys like to laugh and if you make him feel insecure, he will defend himself....Its a way of flirting if you do it right
336253
I love the way think girl! Tell him either he sits down to pee or have fun spanking the monkey for a while! also make him wear a bra,panties and pantyhose to what we go through every day as women!
488758
Men like you give the good men a bad name. Why not try the old standard "Beauty before brains" or "brains before beauty" question?\n\nWould you want a woman to choose you based on your small penis, but ability to make her laugh? Or would you want a woman who loved your huge penis but your mop-water sense of humor?\n\nShallow is never good!
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Fine!!! Please add more meat to this question. There certainly is more to it than meets the eye. Fine alone does not say why he got so upset. And believe me, you this simple word did lower his self esteem. No matter how big his stick may be. It is all psychological. Are you fond of belittling him when he is making love with you? Have you sometimes used this word in such a manner that he sensed unhappiness in you? Did you push him away whilst mentioning this word? Did you show lack of interest whilst having sex? things like this should have been mentioned in your question. Do something before he reorts to masterbating.
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Talk to him just about anything on the phone. Me and my boyfriend play the questions game, he asks a question, then I ask a question. It may be something that he wants to know, like "what do you do when I'm not around" kind of thing. Guys like a lot of information, but it doesn't have to be perverted. The nickname I use is cutie pie. Ask him if you can call him anything that comes to mind, like baby cakes!! Sounds kinda cheesy, but it helps and it makes him feel connected to you. But don't say things like that in public because guys think that their friends would make fun of him. When your around him in public, hold is hand or give him a little kiss on the cheek. If he sees you as a warm person, then he will do the same thing back. I hope I helped. Let me know if my answer was the one that you were looking for!!!
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Take courage and confront him.  Ask him to explain exactly what he meant by those comments, or tell him that you will be forced to report him for sexual harrassment.  Under no circumstances do you report him without first asking him to explain (as it MIGHT be possible the comments were misunderstood... he might just be a poor joker)!
503080
just say him back that "fu*k you too".if he really mean it then maybe something would be wrong and if he is kidding,then he would never dare to say such thing.
583855
Tell him "Since I met you I'm not interested in any woman."  If he then shows emotion on his face quickly say "I mean man!" and giggle.  Pass it off as a slip of the tongue or a joke.
534300
Ask the guy who threatened your date and asks all the nosey questions if he ate paint chips as a child, and suggest that he was very nice to get you two together, but his work is done. Thank him and tell him to go play Cupid with someone else...the 'date' is a tottally different thing. He's freaked out about this clown that's trying to live vicariously through you two. Try sending him a message detailing what you think is going on and ask him what he'd like to do from now on. That's all you can do
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If he has a small penis, maybe some oral sex should be played with. Tell him to lick that horny pink meat with his wet tounge in a counter clockwise motion inside and outside your vagina and do the same with 2 or 3 of his fingers.  Just make sure that there is plenty of lubrication at hand.
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Tell him that you wanna do more fun things with him. have to talk to him.
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TEASING YOU in what way  a funny way  or nasty way.\nif  it is funny tease him back it is all in fun..\nif it is nasty ignore him it will all blow over.\nbest friends r hard to find keep him..
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Hey Marlee, it's called freedom of speech.  If you didn't like this or found it offensive, why did you take the time to read the whole thing and then answer it too?  You know, God doesn't look in the penis bin when he's handing those things out.  It's just "Here's your penis, Next!"