-How many real blondes do you know? Do you take them as naive/unintellegint?\n-If you could live anywhere on the Earth, where would it be?\n-What is the coolest sounding language?\n-Do you condone pre-marital sex?\n-What is the band you listen to most often?\n-If you could play an istrument, which would it be?\n\nNone of these questions will be judged based on my own personal opinions, but how well they are answered; this is a random list of questions serving as a device of entertainment for myself. Thankyou.
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I know only one that I am sure is a real natural blonde and she is the poster child for the "space cadet/air head" stereotype.  But.... that sample size is to small to draw much conclusion :)\n\nCancun!!!\n\nThe real cajun dialect or possibly swahili\n\nWelll........ what can I say, I plead the 5th on this one OK?\n\nPink Floyd if anyone remembers who that is!\n\nOrgan, and not some little wussy electronic keyboard either, I'm talking one of those big, HUGE, thumping 17th century cathederal pipe organs that makes the earth shake when you hit the bass pedals, shakes the lead strips out of the stained glass windows and has maybe 300 monks pumping the air bellows down in the basement to make it kick.... AWESOME RUSH!!!
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you're a blonde, no??? \njust assuming frm ur avatar.. so umm u didn't fit his description?? or just doing this for fun??\nI think i fit him.. but i'm married.. sorry.. hehehe good luck on your search :)
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Dear Mr. Holmes:\n    I am interested in becoming a detective someday. Since you are the world's best detective I was hoping that you could answer a few questions for me.\n\n    1) When did you know that you wanted to be a               \n       detective?                               \n\n     2) What kind of education do you need?       \n\n     3) How did you meet Dr. Watson? Does he really\n        help you? If so, how?               \n\n      4) What is the best mystery you ever solved?  \n\n      5) Do you have a girlfriend?                 \n\n      6) What advice would you give someone wanting  \n         to be a detective?\n\nThank you for helping me.\n\n                      Sincerely,  \n\n\n\n                      _____________\n\n\nI hope this helps.
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How about a couple brunette jokes?\n\nWhat do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?\nInvisible.\n\nWhy didn't Indians scalp brunettes?\nThe hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.\n\nWhat's a brunette's mating call?\n"Has the blonde left yet?"\n\nWhat do brunettes miss most about a great party?\nThe invitation.\n\nokay...okay...that's enough.
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PLEASE, remain a blonde.  Otherwise people will get REALLY confused.
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1. Can I clean my nails without hurting myself?\n2. How do I find something using a search engine?\n3. Can I get to Venezuela by walking?\n4. How do I know that my father is my biological father?\n5. How are children created?\n6. Where is Chile located?\n7. How does my nose work?\n8. How can I win the lottery?
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1. Are you from the United States? Yes, and Damn Proud!\n2. Are you female? No\n3. Are you in your late 30's? No\n4. Are you of european descent? Yes\n5. Can your ancestry be traced to Ireland or Germany? No\n6. Do you live in a suburb of a major city? Suburbs\n7. Do you share views of both the Republican and Democratic party? Depends on the subject.
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What's your happiest memory growing up?\n\nWhat are your parents/family/friends like?\n\nWhat did you want to be when you "grew up"?\n\nWhat are your favorite scents and why?  As in, how/what do they make you feel or think about?\n\nIf you could meet one person living, dead, fictional, non-fictional, who would it be and what would you talk about, ask, say and want to do with him/her for the day?\n\nCan you describe a perfect day to me?  (Not date, but day - you can see what she wishes would happen in her day and also if you're in it!)\n\nDo you like animals?  If so, what kind and why?
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Turkey or Ham?\nWhats your birthstone?\nFav. non acholic drink?\nFav. acholic drink?\nFav. food?\nWhat are you wearing?\nDo you ever get mad that the people in funeral processions drive so slow?\nHave you ever ran a light to avoid waiting for a funeral procession?\nWhat the oddest color poo you've ever seen?\nWhat sound does a giraffe make?\nDo you think bags of onion in the store should be sold w/ a pack of breath mints attached?\nWhen your cold how do you warm up?\nHave you ever snezzed and farted at the same time?\nHave you ever relised a S.B.D. (silent but deadly) and just walked away?\nHave you ever wrote a letter to anyone in jail?\nWhy'd the chicken cross the road?\nIf you were to comit a crime, what would it be?\nHave you ever had a gun pointed at you?\nDo you fantize about the what ifs?\nHow would your life be different if you were a midgit?\nHow would your life be diff. if you were taller?\nDo you ever use the check spelling button?\nWhat makes cuss words cuss words?\nDo you still play with toys?\nDo you have any toys you played with as a kid?\nWhat did you do during the blackout?\nWhat is the oddest thing you have a pic. of & why?\nDo you think the animals that walk across the street when there is trafic are suicidal?\nWhats the most annoying christmas carol?\nDo you have a nickname you hate?\nDo you eat your mashed potatoes plain?\nWhat is your quirkyest quirk?\nWhat words can you make on a cauculator?\nDo you have any stickers in your home & where?\nHave you ever givin yourself a "titty twister"?\nDo you need to clean right now?\nWhen did you last take a shower?\nHow much change is in your pockets?\nCan I have it? (to the above question)\nHow do you act when your cranky?\nWhats an inside joke that you have & the story behind it?\nWhat was the last thing you hurt?\nDo you appolige to your pets for yelling at them?\nCan you make any relistic animal sounds? please deminstrate...\nDo you answer yourself?\nWhats the last thing you ate?\nWhat do you absolutly hate about anyone you know?\nDo you think eating pizza makes your nails grow stronger?\nHow often do you yawn?\nDo you actually hope that you really already won the publishers clearing house sweepstakes?\nIf I told you that I'm not pretty, would you think you are?\nDo you ever confuse people on pupose?\nWhat was the last thing you did just for "the fun" or "the heck" of it?\nIf I gave you a million dollars, would you share it with me?\nWhats the grossest thing you ever ate?\nWhat color was your puke the last time you puked?\nWould you sign my pants?\nCan I sign yours?\nAm I getting annoying yet?\nHave you got the time?\nHow do you have the time when it isn't a person,place or thing?\nHow many words do you know?\nDo you know the words personally?\nHave you ever been in public, and relized you have something on your person you shouldn't or thats really outta place?\nHave you ever reached in your pocket or purse & been like WTF whys that there?\nDo you really belive that things just randomly grow legs & walk away?\nHave you ever blamed someone for loseing something then found it on you or beside you?\nDo you think that mice & cockroachs could ever be friends?\nWhat size shoe do you where? Prove it...\nHow many tounge twisters do you know? Tell me...\nDo you rember all the words to songs you used to sing as a child?\nDo you think I have a hidden camera asking all these questions?\nWhats the most useless item you own?\nHow many brand name slogans do you know?\nWhat are they?\nWhy can't you compare apples and oranges?\nWhats the oddest question anyone has ever asked you?\nWhats the oddest thing you've ever said?\nHow do you know cows go moooooooooooooooooo?\nName a word thats the same backwards & fowards?\nWhats a word that has alot of meanings, but spelled the same way?\nHow many meanings can you think of for this word _______?\nHave you ever danced with a turkey while you were prepaing it for dinner?
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My Hair God, and client, Jonny asked me the following:\nWhat do you do for work?\nWhat do you do for fun?\nWhat do you love about your hair?\nWhat do you wish you could change about your hair?\nWhat is your dream hair style, if you could do anything?
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here's one \n"If i'm not on birth control and I just use condoms will I beable to conceive"\n(must be a smart person!!)\n\n"How big of a bulldozer do i need to push my neighbors trailer off the cliff?"\n(her neighbors across the street, LOL She's cool though)\n\n"do you know god spelled backwards is dog?"\n(wow really!!) \n\nWell thats all the time I have could go on forever~
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Hey frist of all give us the meaning of freedom and liberal\nthen talk about Islam and other religion \nIn what sense are you using this word? I really want all to read your last questions\n here is some of your questions\nHave you ever had sex with a famous person?\nWhat is the polite way to ask a girl to flash you? How much should you pay?\nshould I tell My Wife?\nHow much do I pay a girl to make out with me?\nDo women think about sex?\nWhats the going rate to have a girl flash you?\nWho would you like to have sex with?\nWhy don't married women like oral ?\nWhy dose my wife like Dog Style?\nWhats the worst part about having an affair?\n\nGood so this is a fine way for liberal !do you afraid of shirea law of Islam as it doesnt let to capricious like you to capriciousness ?\n Whats your religion ?It have a polite way to ask a girl to make out with you with pay?!! Let s know \nmay be thats a very nice way for life as it let to a married person like you to do whatever he wish \n\nDont you feel shame to talk so about any religion when you are such a person!
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okak that was prettk funnk. and I am a blonde so I could see somebodk doing something that stupid!  lol  do kou think that ankone would notice if I answered all the Kahoo questions like this the rest of the night? well have a great dak everkone!
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A) what is ur favorite food?\npasta\nB) who is ur idol?\nchristina augrela\nC) what is ur hobbie?\ni love singing\nD) what is ur dream car\na topless one. what dont look at me, i dont know cars im a girl
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Maybe if you'd stop asking these retarded questions about yourself. How would you like it if I was like......Do you like me? Wanna email me? Am i pretty? Do you think I'm stupid? Wth woman? Do you really need to be told you're cute every 5 seconds?
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I'm looking for a way to forget my past. \nAnd i love to look for anything that helps me expand my creativity. I'm online to take a dive into a deeper pool. Amsterdam is pretty small next to everything else. I want to know how other cultures communicate with each other at different parts of the world. I like to expand my vision.
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ooooo...can i order up a stud too...i like this question!\n\ni would like to order a tall and handsome, tarzan like, maybe italian, but not too much hair.....definitely no hairon the back...eeewwwww.......ummmmmmm......massages are a fabulous thing.......can cook, hates sports and tv.....can do dishes, clean, cook,a nd fullfill my every desire and give earthshaking ORGAZM.S......please send to jessicarabbitisnaughty@yahoo.com........or toontownbunny2006@yahoo.com.......\n\ni am gonna go shower and shave  my legs....gotta get ready for tarzan to show up!.....thanks