If you have, why get embarrassed? Garantee everyone passes gas if not they would spontanius combust! So why all the laughing? It not like they've never heard it before? Just wondering.
202666
kinda related-- i had a spanish teacher (who looked like Yoda) and she farted during a test one time (one of the only tests i studied for- i knew the answers)and i was the first to bust out laughing- didn't mean to laugh so loud. let's just say i failed the test. after that she never gave me a perfect grade on anything and she told me my mother probably didn't love me. talk about getting embarrassed!\nim not exaggerating- this is the truth. \nColton High School/1993/Ms. Valenzuela's class.
594367
That is SOOO funny --- and I've NEVER HEARD it, before.....\n\n(Kudo's to you --- that's one I'll be telling........)  LMAO!!!!!!
554123
I can't really say the funniest thing I've ever done (besides stupid klutzy moments involving falling into a group of desks during a Spanish game) because I'm pretty much the dry wit Daria/Darlene/Wednesday person of our group, but I do have one anecdote which my friend will kill me for if he ever finds out I posted this. :]\n\nOkay, so this friend of mine, really smart and artistic and all but essentially the living example of "the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet."  So he has a lot of allergy problems and this one time he was at home and he had to sneeze but it wouldn't come out.  So what does my brilliant friend do?  He pours some pepper into his hand and attempts to sniff it, ever so slightly, but ends up inhaling all of it.  So of course he's running around the house like crazy trying to get it out while his mom is just sitting there laughing at him.\n\nAnd it would probably be much funnier if you actually knew him and knew the sorts of things he does.
516348
It isn't polite but it's definately ok.  Personally I think it's quite funny in a "laughing at a funeral" kind of way, I usually start giggling to myself.  I don't know why, it just tickles the inner child in me.
128230
Hahaha - share your pain.  While stranded up in VT over the winter, my guy and I rented a VCR and The Aristocrats to watch back at the hotel (yes, we PAID to use a VCR ick).\n\nWe were enjoying some bubbly and were a bit giddy - yet did not find it the least bit amusing.  At first we thought we were missing something - like there was something inherently funny about it, but we were missing a piece of information about the punchline.  We couldn't finish watching it!\n\nFriends of ours watched it as well and while they found it funny that Bob Sagget was talking so dirtily, there was nothing actually funny about the joke.\n\nIt's too bad, too b/c I would like to have enjoyed it, given all the hype I read about it.
322167
because men are all alike. They don't care if they fart to each other's face. Yes, we do fart too.
296783
It's funny and let's be honest, we enjoy doing it. The louder the better....at home of course. It is healthy to release toxic gases.
477634
I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
18191
It's a great joke, because all the verbally challenged people who say "u" instead of "you" are dead like they should be.\n\nI'm waiting for the version that has dead people who say "lol". That'll be a scream.
388523
air gets in, it has to go out somewhere too you know;)\nand it shouldn't be embarrasing, 'cus that's just the way it is:D\n\nwhen that happens to my gf we both laugh and continue our pleasuring:) nothin' to it!
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
578226
You are right about some,(white) guy! I am white but it seems only the fat older white guys do disgusting things at their tables! Why is that? My dad, uncle, brother and even my EX husband all did it and farted, belched, talked with their mouths full and even picked their nose, all in a restaurant, they were NOT raised that way! I hate to say this because it makes (us) look bad, but I never saw any (black) men behaving this way! I don't get it!!!!!
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sometimes the message just doesn't get across because you can't tell body language or hear inflection.  \n\notherwise, i'd say a large part of the online community simply has too large a stick up their behinds to laugh at themselves or to ever consider that so much of their very existence is laughable to others.
616060
I havent but thanks for the laugh :)
628387
Saw the demo on TV the other day - pretty cool! I wouldn't recommend trying it that way -- not that you'd explode (I think, I hope) but you might feel very uncomfortable if the gas gets trapped!  (you kook! LOL!)
531965
we all will have embarrassing moments. =) laugh it off as you did and really mean it. dont let it get you down...