that you wanted the ground to just swallow you up???? What did you do????
209332
yes, i was in the supermarket with my mum, and thought she was next to me and started talking to her, and when i turned round it was some old lady.
633607
CURSE YOU!!! i fell into your cunning trap\nyou have made a fool of me ... but never again! this i vow! upon my mothers soul!\n\nok a little overboard i agree, but i am so frustrated that i fell for this old trick!
290255
write a note that you licked the whole top of the carton..Tell them im have my spit all over the top so to each its own if you want to drink out of it...
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i didnt like it. no no no no!!!! \n\nwas a while ago though, he keeps asking, gonna let him do it again soon, but only to please him, i dont get nothing out of it!
35176
Yes I did.. but didnt want it!!! But I'll Try..\nThx
622522
if you had the whole cake for yourself and you ate a piece everyday to indulge your craving at least you ate it the way you wanted, now someone wants your crumbs well honey give it to her because its only going to give her a belly ache. what tasted delicious to you maybe won't be so appetizing for her.
192519
my boyfriend tried to do it once, and i felt like i'm going to poo or something. yet there's this good feeling but i still don't like it that much.. really makes me feel sooooo uncomfortable
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So who's expectation's are you seeking to fill ? Who's agenda has you trapped and stuck ? Who are you trying to be ........REALLY ????\nSeek yourself !!!!!!! And let go of all this crap others have placed upon you  ...the load is too heavy and its NOT YOUR'S  to carry ....let go of it !!!!!!!! \nAnd you were NOT a bad kid !!!! \nYou are believing others lies !!!! \nmore could be said and asked but you get the idea !!!
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I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
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i would have called the police, that is soo wrong of somebody to do that to u, i bet now your parnoid to use the restrooms now what an *sshole!!! sorry that happened to u just remember that not all people r like that.
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I have fallen into a hole. \n\nI was about 4 and my grandmothers yard was being dug up. It was a giant trench. \n\nI freaked out and screamed until my aunt heard me and got me out.
251985
yup! while i was trying to throw up. you ever try to poop and throw up at the same time? you have to aim for the little triangle hole that the toilet and your legs make! its not pretty but sometimes duty calls.
603919
i always tell myself it just wasn't meant to be.  it works much better than "why me??"  try it.  ;)
333813
omg ,can you please close your mouth im gonna puke...
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Oh man I've swallowed sea water and felt like barfing. I'm thinking if someone drank a bunch of salt water on purpose they couldn't keep it down. Everyone but me that is. lol One time I thought I'd eaten bad food. It scared me so bad I tried to get rid of it. No luck. So I figured I'd mix baking soda with water and chug it. That's kinda like salt water. Well after chugging one large glass of this nasty stuff. lol. I tried and tried to barf. Fingers down the throat wouldn't work. Soooo, lol, down the hatch went another large glass of this nasty tasting stuff. I tried and tried. It never came up. So I wound up digesting all of it. lmao. The really old food and all that baking soda. Sick!\n.
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I here you! Give me the place and let me scream. You could then hear me at your place.\nOh, what a relief that would be. SHOUT!!! (Not what I wanted to scream)\nHey, Thanks that helped a bit.
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I used to take a testosterone booster that was applied like that... I swallowed all spit and sprayed it under my tongue and just waited swishing it around under the tongue.  Just don't swallow it or tilt your head back too far.