You have as much rope as you need. A poor man walks up to a big pit. He wants to get across to get the jewels. He can't walk across the pit or the snakes will kill him. He can't go around because the foxes will get him. How does he get across?
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By filling the pit up with as much rope as you need, and walking on the rope!
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He didnt create the snake to test them. he gave them free will, otherwise we would have been slaves of God. he created us, made our lives and world perfect, in exchange for serving him and being near him. But he also offered people the choice to be distant from him. Eat the fruit and you will die. Thats what he said, the snake simply tricked eve, and adam followed after her, because they were one.\n\nSatan's been around since before the begining of time. He was cursed and expelled from heaven and fell to earth before it was formed into our world. He simply possessed the snake to gain access to eve. The snake was cursed for being possessed, the earth was cursed because ti was handed over to satan after the humans ate the fruit. people were cursed because they becames slaves to a god who was cursed (satan). \n\nJesus died to reconcile us to God, the world will be reconciled in the end.\n\nIts love. If you love a man and want to marry him and have his babies and live happily every after becuse you love him and think he's the best and on and on, wouldnt you WANT him to love you back, instead of having to because you said so? God simply gave us the chance to not want him, but someone else.
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You leave your house with a loaded gun...  You are on your way to kill Bob.  On your way there, you accidentally hit a pedestrian and kill him... As it turns out, It was Bob!\n\nMurder?\n\nPremeditation?\nIntent?\n\nYou were intending on killing him, and he is now dead at your hand!
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your friend has a problem she barely shares to anyone(a dark secret perhaps). the wolf represents the problem, now you say it was growling and showing its teeth, this means whatever the problem is, it will have a major impact to your friends life, about the stone, you are trying to help your friend solve the problem but she has second thoughts about something, eventually the problem would be solved. not sure if you are the one who solved it
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Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously. \n We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.  \n How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!  \nHere's a dozen of them (the ones that fit your limitations).  For more of these "pangrams" check the link below.\n\n *Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously. \n *We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.  \n *How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!  \n *Crazy Fredericka bought many very exquisite opal jewels.  \n *Sixty zippers were quickly picked from the woven jute bag. \n *Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes. \n *Heavy boxes perform quick waltzes and jigs. \n *Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.  \n *The five boxing wizards jump quickly. \n *How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.  \n *Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.  \n *Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.     \n\n(By the way, I assume the second one you listed was supposed to be "Jackdaws love MY big sphinx of quartz. ")
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Here's a riddle:\nYou are on an island where all of the natives tell only lies and all of the visitors tell only the truth.  You need to ask if the Coconut Restaurant is next to the Bamboo Bar.  You go up to two people you see on the street; one is a visitor and one a native, but you don't know which is which.  You can only ask one question to get your answer, so what question do you ask and who do you ask it to?\nAnswer: You can ask either one of them, "What would your friend say?"  Then, do the exact opposite.\nWhy: If you ask the native, he knows that his friend would tell the truth, but he lies.  He, therefore, is giving you the opposite answer from what you need.  If you ask the visitor, he knows that his friend would lie, but he tells the truth.  He also is giving you the wrong answer.\n\nIf you need an endless supply of riddles and word problems, find the game called MindTrap.  Hope this helps.
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good one...Here's one....Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.\nThe first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."\nThe first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.\nThe second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.\nThe first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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I had a llama with a similar problem. I taught him how to parascend, using a length of bamboo and 48 hand stitched fruit bats. Hey presto... problem solved.
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A SNAKE!!!!!\ni win win!!!!!!
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The man looked in the mirror and see what he saw...he took the saw out of the mirror and sawed the table in half with the saw. Then he put the table halves together...half+half=a (w)hole. He got outside with the hole. Well.....he went through the hole. OR the man screamed until he was ho(a)rse.Then he rode the horse out of there using its mega-kick to smash the wall!!!
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snap his neck.\n\nedit :hey leogirl ever heard of hypothetical question?we city folk use it to ponder a scenario that hasn't happened.
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The best way to get this guy's goat would be not to react to him at all.  Look him in the eye, listen to him and do not show a flicker of response.  Do not respond to the finger snapping and try to avoid getting in the position where he can physically push you aside.  He really needs some help and the behavior is abusive.  Is there a crisis center you can call?  They would be able to give you very specific actions to take.  Take a day off of work and do some research.  Hang in there.
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he says you will BURN Me.\n\nNow if they burn him then the statement goes TRUTH, SO they should Boil him in water.\n\nNow if they boil him in water then the statement goes False, SO they should burn him.\n\nSo cannibals are forced to let him go.\n\nsorry i didn't read you ask two possible answers\n\nthe second answers is \n"You will not boil me in water"\n\n\nMine answer is first.
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Nick: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees... \nFetcher: ?and kiss your bum goodbye! \n\nRocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You wanna get every chicken in this place out of here *at the same time*? \nGinger: Of course. \nRocky: You're certifiable! You can't pull off a stunt like that. That's suicide. \nGinger: Where there's a will, there's a way. \nRocky: Couldn't agree more. And I *will* be leaving *that* way.
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How to... when he cant even make it!!!
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A farmer had 13 sheep all but nine fell over dead. How many were left standing?\n\n>>>9\n\n\nHow many of each animal did Moses take on the ark with him?\n\n\n>>>>none Noah took two of each\n\n\nThere were four girls and a basket with four apples in it each girl took an apple but there was still one left in the basket. How is this so?\n\n\n>>>>The last girl took the basket with the apple still in it.\n\n\n\nA man is fixin to put up a fence , he needs 100 yards of fencing material. He goes to the store and buys exactly 100 yards of fencing material. Using onley your eyes how can you be sure thats how much is there?\n\n\n>>>>Because I told you so  (using your eyes you read the footage) get it?
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The Test\n\nThree men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.\n\nThe first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."\n\nThe first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.\n\nThe second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.\n\nThe first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."