Getting ready for Culture Fair.  Nothing funny please.  Thanks!
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Välkommen till Sverige! (when talking to one person)\n\nVälkomna till Sverige! (when talking to more than one person)
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That's what we did at our school, we started a cultural club and put together shows. Bake sales are good idea, just make good stuff. I dont know how big your school is or how much the school and the community values cultures, but maybe you could write something up about what it is your doing and ask local business to make a donation.  You could do this thing i think it's called slave for a day. where you auction off students to other students and they have to wear the clothes they tell them, they can put makeup on them, do their hair, and make them do silly things like sing in the cafeteria. obviously inapropriate things dont' work. Ok hope you get some stuff together
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How about something simple and to the point, like "Seating is limited- no guests please." ? \n\nGood luck with your celebration!
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funnyjunk.com has a lot of hilarious things. You should try there first.
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Good question...better one is "where are the starburys?"  Went there last week...nothing!!
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Try a dollar store. Jay Leno does a bit where he shows strange and funny things found at a dollar store. I found a really terrible light-up mens neck tie at a dollar store once.Someone I know gave a gigantic pair of underwear as a gag gift once. That could be funny as long as no one in your family is big enough to fit in it!
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Try going to a really great antique shop to see who can find the most odd or funny item.  Then surprise each other with an inexpensive goofy item as a token of your date.  Go for an icecream to top it off.
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http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
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Peep Jousting!!!!!\n\nYou can have medieval tournaments with them. Yellow chickens against the pink bunnies. It's a great lunchtime event for work! :-)
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. The Producers (I prefer the original). Blues Brothers (also the original, not 2000). A Fish Called Wanda. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Just Friends. Wedding Crashers. Eddie Izzard stand-up. What About Bob? Mouse Hunt. Something by Mel Brooks, such as High Anxiety, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, etc. I don't know; it depends on what you think is funny.
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Yes please spread the word!!!  Take your flags, banners, posters, and water.  Wear sun block and WHITE shirts.  Hope you can all make it.
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Here's a few to add to your collection:\n\nIn a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.\nOutside Hong Kong tailors: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.\nIn a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.\nIn a Copenhagen airline office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.\nIn a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.\nAn advertisement by a  Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by thge latest methodists.\nOn the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR you are welcome to it.And in the Moscow hotel lobby opposite a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.\nIn a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.\nIn a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.\nA scandinavian vacuum cleaner manufacturer used the following in its American advertising campaign: "Nothing sucks like an ......"\nThe US car maker was not aware that when they launched  the Nova small saloon in South America that "No va" means "It doesn't go' in Spanish.\nSomeone introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue - the name of a notorious porno journal.\nAn American T-shirt  maker in Miami printed shirts for the  Pope's visit to South America. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato (la papa).
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how bout a fun day shopping in the chinatown section of NY city, lots of bargaining and getting cheap knock offs of designer clothes and hand bags, watches, etc. Then you can have "dim sum" at one of the numerous authentic chinese restaurants there. April will be great weather.
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Look on-line to see if "Antiques Roadshow'is coming to your area.Cool show,free appraisal but you hve to buy a ticket.You can also try the library,lot's of books on antiques so you might be able to come up with a guestimate.
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Happy Thanksgiving!\n\nHere is a good link\n\nhttp://www.cronab.demon.co.uk/br.htm
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Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
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Hi,\n\nthe main cultural festival is the eisteddfod, see wikipedia or other entries on this site for more information on that.\n\nnew years day is called calennig and people go from house to house singing through the door (don't ask!), sometimes with a horse's skull.......\n\n25th january - santes dwynwen, instead of valentines day.\n\nnational day - dydd gwyl dewi (st davids day) 1st march, children dress up in national costume and have their photos taken, eisteddfodau take place and ex-pats have huge balls!\n\nhow are you: siw mae?  (pron: shoe maie)\n\nthanks: diolch.  (ch is a guttural sound eg kh, not as in charles)\n\npob lwc!