I have a pack of X amount of smokes and you have a pack of Y amount of smokes. If I give you two of mine you'll have htree times more than I do. On the other hand, if you give me two of yours, I'll have exactly as many as you. How many cigarettes did we each start with?
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Yours is X. Mine is Y.\n\n3(X - 2) = Y + 2\nX + 2 = Y - 2\n\nSubtract the second equation from the first:\n\n2X - 8 = 4\n2X = 12\nX = 6\n\nY = 10\n\nPerhaps fizban would like the riddle better if you substituted cute little bunnies for cigarettes.
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10 seconds maybe !!!\n\nLucky u , too many cigarettes smoked my time away ...\n\nSwim, a lil bit\ntoo fagged out ...
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I just wanna know what you are smoking, beacuse I think I need some of it to decifer what you are trying to say.
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how much crack do you smoke dude
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I used to smoke (a really long time ago), and for a while I smoked Virginia Slims, but the reason I did it was so that all my guy friends would stop bumming all my cigarettes off of me!
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Honey,it's a sign of the times. Don't try to figure it out.I'm a smoker too,but I have three grown son's and none of them smoke.It's my smoke.So I'm careful to keep it out of other peoples air space.
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I too am trying to quit smoking.  I was smoking full flavor 100's and smoking about 1 1/2 packs a day.  I have lowered to lights shorts and smoking now only about a 1/2 pack a day.  My suggestion would be not to grab a cig as soon as you get up in the morning and everytime you eat.  Try not to pick one up just because your bored or think you need one.  Wait until you just can't take it any more and you HAVE to have one.  Pay attention to how often you smoke.  If you just had a cigarette 30 minutes ago, make yourself wait another 30 minutes.  Also, set a goal that by a certain day you will be a non-smoker.  And write down the reasons that you want to quit.  Post the goals and reasons on the fridge or somewhere that will remind you constantly why you are doing it.  Good luck sweety!  You can do it!
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Your business will increase. However take it from me Your tips won't smokers are generally the more genrous of the two tippers.This does not apply to all but in a genral manner of speaking. I am sure your own experience on who as a barmaid showed you who were more likely to give you the higher tips.
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you are 12 and you smoke? gross, quit now before you get too addicted. stay on the safe side.
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If you lost 2 years of your life for every cigarette you smoke...wouldn't everybody be dead after just a couple of packs?
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I quit about 16 month ago and at the last days, I smoked 20 cigarettes a day.\nWas it difficult? sure, it was the most difficult thing I have ever done.\nI had tried to quit many times and I had failed until the last at temp which was success full\nmy advice: do Not give up trying to quit, if you failed. you will succeed eventually.\nand Quit just for your sake
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Booyachacha!!!!!!\nAli G says :smoke sum good
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According to wikipedia, the lethal dose of nicotine for a person is in the range of 40-60mg.\n\nAccording to Philip Morris, Marlboro Full Flavor 100s Filter cigarettes deliver about 1.1mg of nicotine each.\n\nSo, you would need to smoke enough cigarettes to have the nicotine content of about 40 cigarettes in your body at the same time, in order to experience a "same day" death.\n\nOf course, there are the following factors which may move this number up or down:\n1) Different brands and types of cigarette, as well as different styles of smoking (eg. how long you hold the smoke in your lungs, whether you cover the filter holes with your fingers) will deliver different amounts of nicotine.\n2) Different people metabolize or eliminate nicotine at different rates.\n3) Different people will have varying tolerance to vulnerability to the immediate effects of nicotine.  For example, if you have a pre-existing health condition, it will make it easier for the cigarettes to kill you.\n4) Cigarettes and other tobacco products contain many other toxins, in addition to nicotine.
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cold turkey is the way to go - i am on day 93 today.  counting the days since i have had a cigarette has gotten me through a lot of cravings as well.  i tell myself that even if i smoke just one, i have to start again at day zero.  it has been a big deterrent - and i feel great.  i am also planning to have a party on day 100 - and maybe keep on having parties every 100 days for the rest of my life if i stay smoke free.  it's really just a great excuse to have people over.
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Just quit. My husband quit about a week ago. He just came home from work, said I quit smoking today, and hasn't touched one since. He used Nicorette gum the first couple day, now he chews regular gum. I know it's hard, but if he can do it, so can you. (He's been smoking since he was 14.) Just think how much healthier you will be and in better shape to play with your kids. Plus, you are setting a bad example for your kids by smoking. By having a parent that smokes, they are twice as likely to smoke themselves.
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what are u smokin?????
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that is very relative. I know a person who's lived for over 90 years smoking 2 packs of "PielRoja" ("redskin", unfiltered cheap colombian ciggies) since age 24. and there's plenty of factors: if you don't have the precise protooncogene, you could never develop cancer even smoking 2 packs a day. \n\nthen again, people can live with an emphysema for long, stuck to an o2 tank all their lives. you could develop Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (I think this is the exact translation), live with an annoying bronchitis for decades. ruin your skin and teeth and get to age 80 looking like shit.\n\nwhat's the point? it's not a matter of quantity of life but quality of life.\n\nanyway, from an unorthodox point of view (having discussed this with a few teachers of mine), they'd say a ciggie a day is no big deal (but if you have the protooncogene I won't be responsible).