1. Free medical care for my entire family.\n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,whether I use them or not.\n3. All government forms need to be printed in English.\n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.\n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.\n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.\n7. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.\n8. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.\n9. Please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n10. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. \n11. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
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I agree with everything you said.  The USA is the "home of the free" but everything isn't free. . .to anyone!  Rather than immigrating to the USA, why not change things in Mexico to be more like the USA if it is so desirable! We've always welcomed foreigners who adhere to our laws and become legal citizens.
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gay/lesbian rights, being a vegetarian, animal rights, giving blood, saving the rain forest, death penalty, open U.S. borders\n\njust remember to take a stand and be agressive.
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MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO (Humor? You decide!)\n\nSubject: MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO \nDear President Bush: \nI'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, ports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n1. Free medical care for my entire family. \n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. \n3. All government forms need to be printed in English. \n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. \n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. \n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. \n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. \n8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. \n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. \n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. \n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic lebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. \n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. \n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. \nHowever, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. \nThank you so much for your kind help.
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Wow! Nice insightful question. \nAs President I would:\n1 bring the troops home to protect are boarders, nuclear power plants and public transportation.\n2 I would have a legitimate team of people investigate the Bush administration.\n3 I would try to pass a law that would require all non emergency government vehicles be hybrids.\n4 I would sit down with a group of teachers and discuss what can be done to fix our educational program. (Teachers not administrator who have never stepped one foot in a class room.)\n5 I would work with doctors, nurses and insurance companies to provide a nation wide health care program.\n6 to take further steps in the environment I would offer huge tax breaks to people who buy a hybrid car that year.\n7 yes I would probably raise taxes for a little while (we have no chose now that this admin has put us in so much dept that we owe more then this country is worth.)\n8 I would offer tax breaks to those companies who produce more hybrid vehicles then regular, I would also add in a stipulation that any car that exceeds 55 mpg in the city would qualify\n9 I would legalize marijuana, place regulations on its growers and tax it.\n10 I would try like hell to pass a law that would not allow a company that has taken American jobs out of the USA and put them in a foreign Country to import those products back into America. (I say try because God knows this is going to be tough to get through congress.)\n11 This one should be higher on the list but I just remembered (duh) I would raise the minimum wage to $9.50 per hour.\n12 I would try to pass a law that any company who lies off more then 50 workers in a year will not be eligible for any tax breaks\n13 I would start showing up regularly to natal to talk to other world leaders and there representatives.\n14 I would work with colleges and universities to find a way to make state colleges and universities free to the public.\n15 I would take a major pay cut\n16 I would offer a huge tax break for the first car company to make all there vehicles environmentally friendly.\n17 I would try to push through a law that will place harsher punishment on crimes and that anyone in prison will be required to work for the state on clean up crews. (No free meals! No cable TV you earn your keep)\n That is for starters!
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It Is ONE OF The Requirements For American Citizenship That You Must Learn The ENGLISH LANGUAGE\n\nAnd The TRUTH Is That MANY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DO NOT WANT TO BECOME CITIZENS\nMANY Would Rather LEECH Off The US TAXPAYERS- A Majority Of ILLEGAL ALIENS Live And Work In This Country And Then Send Their Money Back Home To Their Families (Whatever Nation Their Families Live In) Therefore DRAINING The Economy Even Further. \nWhen The US Dollar Leaves The US... Its GONE From The American Economy.\n*****************************\n\nPosted by The Watchdog - April 6th, 2006 \nDavid M. Bresnahan\nApril 1, 2006\nNewsWithViews.com \n\nDear President Bush: \n\nI’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like\n to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,\n and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \n\nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.\n I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \n\nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over?\n Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n\n1. Free medical care for my entire family.\n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.\n3. All government forms need to be printed in English.\n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.\n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.\n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.\n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.\n8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.\n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local traffic laws.\n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.\n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.\n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \n\nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. \n\nThank you so much for your kind help. \n\nSincerely, \n\nDavid M. Bresnahan\n\nPosted in Border crossing, Pro-Illegal Groups, Mexico
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Write to your congress person first explaining what you want. I would write a letter with less words but powerful overall vocabulary. REMEMBER no one likes details but people like short high impact sentences. eg JFK ("Don't ask what your country has done for you, what have you done for the country"); you know what i mean.\n\nGOOD LUCK
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ASKER--You May Use ANY PART OF ANY TEXT That You May Find In My Blog For Your Proposal AT YOUR LEISURE\nIf You Need ANY Assistance Contact Me\nI Will Be MORE Than Happy To Assist You In ANY WAY\n**************************\n\nCANYONLANDS--They Already DO TUNNEL IN, AND They Bring DRUGS Through The Tunnels\n\njunior_03yes---Perhaps If There Were Not So Many ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS In The US, CITIZENS(White, Black, Hispanic)Could FILL The JOBS The ILLEGALS ARE TAKING And The Welfare Recipients Could Earn A DECENT LIVING\n(I THOUGHT I Told You To GO READ A BOOK)\nNow GO READ A BOOK And MAYBE Youll LEARN Something\n*****Youll All Have To Excuse junior_03yes, Hes Obviously A VICTIM Of The OVERCROWDED SCHOOLS Ive Mentioned In Other Answers AND In My Blog\n\n*************************\n\n\nPosted by The Watchdog - April 6th, 2006 \nDavid M. Bresnahan\nApril 1, 2006\nNewsWithViews.com \n\nDear President Bush: \n\nI’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like\n to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,\n and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. \n\nI plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.\n I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. \n\nSo, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over?\n Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: \n\n1. Free medical care for my entire family.\n2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.\n3. All government forms need to be printed in English.\n4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.\n5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.\n6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.\n7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.\n8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.\n9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local traffic laws.\n10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.\n11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.\n12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.\n13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. \n\nI know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. \n\nThank you so much for your kind help. \n\nSincerely, \n\nDavid M. Bresnahan\n\nPosted in Border crossing, Pro-Illegal Groups, Mexico \n\n\nDo Ya GET IT??
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You are  exactly right.  Also I'm tired of having to press 2 or 4 for English when it is the official language of the United Statesof America!  One thing that will help is to write or e-mail your congressman.  They figure one letter will represent about 10 opinions, so let 'um have it.
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I think everyone who is already over here with children who are US born should have an opportunity to get their citizenship.  Why illegals want to continue to be second class is beyond me.  Get your citizenship and learn English,  then you'll have the grounds to demand things like better jobs and fair pay.  You are only being taken advantage of as you are.  You are shooting yourselves in the foot with the amnesty BS.  I also think if you are here illegally and have committed a crime, you forfeit the chance to be a citizen and should be deported immediately.  Not all anti-illegals are out to get you. We are hoping to find a better, legal system  for you to immigrate so you can truly grasp what America has to offer.  Something besides a broom handle or a shovel so we can stop paying for everything and have more respect for you.
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ohhh my goodness..where to start!well heres one tenth of what i want to say!\nTRY THIS CRAP IN MEXICO\n\n\nIf you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime,\n\n\nTRY THIS:\n\nEnter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,\ninternational law, or any of that nonsense.\n\nOnce there, demand that the local government provide free medical care\nfor you and your entire family.\n\nDemand bilingual nurses and doctors.\n\nDemand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate\nabundantly.\n\nDeflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive\nbehavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand,\npal."\n\nKeep your American identity strong.  Fly Old Glory from your rooftop,\nor proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.\n\nSpeak only English at home and in public and insist that your children\ndo likewise.\n\nDemand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.\n\nDemand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal\nrights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal \npresence\nin Mexico.\n\nDrive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.\n\n\nInsist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its\nofficers.\n\nGood luck!  You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.\n\nBecause it will never happen.\n\nIt will  not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except\nright here in  the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic\npolitically  correct politicians.\n\nIf you agree, pass it on.   If you don't, go ahead and try the above in\nMexico or  Iraq.
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Wear white on May 1st !!!!!!! \n> \n> If HR 4437 is passed:\n> no school or work on May 1st\n> tell everyone you know not to attend school and\n> tell your parents not to work\n> the movie "A Day Without a Mexican" will become \n> real All Latinos have to work together to make this \n> happen to prove to everyone that the U.S. is NOTHING\n> without us. On May 1st don't even go into the streets! Don't\n> buy ANYTHING! Stay at home and kick it. Watch the U.S. struggle\n> without us. May 1st will be the day the government loses tons of\n> money and realizes who really runs this country. Spread the word!\n> \n> ** If you are going to be involved please do it\n> with class, don't act stupid because not only will you make yourself look bad, but you will make ALL OF US look bad. Represent the Latino community with pride and honor. People will expect us to riot and go nuts but show them that we are BETTER than their stereotype. \n> \n> **May 1st will be the day without Latino!!!\n> \n> REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR YOUR PEOPLE or IF\n> YOU AGREE WITH WHAT WE FEEL AND BELIEVE remember that this Law is for ALL RACES not only Latinos.\n>\nMy family is doing this!!!\n\nAnd for all the ignorant people who still cannot grasp the fact that US is made up of IMMIGRANTS, here is a little lesson:\n1st of all for the young lady that stated that the pilgrims had to learn English... that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! are you kidding me? so they had to learn English to communicate with the Native Indians who of course spoke English right?  and for all these people who continue to stress the fact that it doesn't matter that these people are merely looking for a better life, they are still illegal, well what do you call the pilgrims massacring the native Americans for the land? whas that was very legal? c/mon people this whole country is built on Illegal acts. lets not be hypocrites. oh and for the stupid people who keep referring to "Mexicans" as the problem when it comes to "illegal Immigrants" please educate yourself so you don't sound completely stupid. Mexicans are not the only illegal immigrants in this country you have Asians, Latinos, Africans, the list goes on and on oh and Latinos can mean Puerto Rican, Cuban, Guatemalan, Salvadorian, etc. so please people before you begin to comment on a topic make sure you watch some news and know what your talking about so you don't sound too stupid.
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1. Don't spend a trillion dollars invading a place like Iraq.\n\n2. Work with the UN to resolve international issues instead of acting unilaterally - it's very disrespectful to other countries.\n\n3. Don't give tax breaks to the wealthiest 1 percent of all Americans - we have a huge deficit.\n\n4. Crack down on coroprate fraud such as Enron.\n\n5. Don't ally with the energy companies in secret meetings to set US energy policy. Aggressively pursue alternative fuels.\n\n6. Maintain strong environmental protections.\n\n7. Sign the Kyoto accord on global warming . . . can you say "hurrican season"?\n\n8. Don't have your vice president leak the name of covert CIA agents such as Valerie Plame.\n\nI could go on.
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7- Oklahoma City\n1. Impeachment Powers.\n2. National health care, hey it works in Canada.\n3. A balanced government\n4. No longer can no-bid contracts be given to politicans companies.\n5. No longer can anyone gain profit from war\n6. Social Security, where has it gone and why do I still pay for it.\n7. Balanced Budget, if Clinton got it done then why can't the almighty Bush?
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Keep it in English. It's the national language here and it's our national anthem. Or we can go to Mexico and start doing the same things down there.
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A.\nB or D.  Probably D.\nC.\nA.  Because you'd want to read a lot of newspapers, magazines, browse the Internet.\nA.\nA.  If they are talking about what I think they are talking about.  We have an Atlantic, a Pacific, and a Central command in the military, no north and south.  But since Mexico has borders on the Gulf (attached to the Atlantic) and the Pacific, maybe all three.\nD.\nA or C.  Definitely not B or D.  I'd say C, but I don't know a huge heck of a lot about Madison.\nB.  I'm only guessing here, but I know that A is not illegal.  The others are all about various dollar amounts, and there might be a limit.\nD.  Althought truthfully, the Korean War, the war in Vietnam, and the stuff we did in El Salvador, Nicarauga, Iran/Iraq, and Africa was mostly about throwing surrogates of the US and USSR against each other.\nB and C, I think.  Look up naturalization.  Of course, you could just arrange to get born here.\nD.  None of these really.  The opposite of of defending our interests is globalizationism.\nA and C. \nC.\nTraditionally, the campaign begins long before any of those things.  How can the people in New Hampshire have any idea of who they will vote for if campaigns haven't started?  People are talking about whether Hillary will run for the Dems now, or will it be that governor of Arizona, and everyone knows McCain will run, but does Rice have any interest, and does Jeb Bush have a chance in '08, or will the nation every trust another Bush in the White House?\nB.\nA.  Freedom of religion, speech, assembly and to petition the government for redress.\nC.  Tough one.  The CIA does have to report to the President, and its budget is known, even if its operations aren't.  Here's the problem, though, the CIA conducts operations that net it money.  And it uses that money to supplement covert operations.  \nC.
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Yeah blast your Waylon Jennings from your 4x4, make sure the bass is turned all the way up so you can rattle the windows of homes you drive by. You should also look for work that the nationals won't do. Oh and make sure you go to the government offices and tell them you expect their help with health care, food, housing etc. Good luck....Adios\nPS You should also speak ONLY English and don't even attempt to learn Spanish.....ever!
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"My fellow Americans, Tomorrow thousands of Government Bureaucrats will receive pink slips as I am eliminating the department of housing and urban development and the department of education.  In one swoop of a pen I will save the government millions and improve education in America.  Later today I will sign the Fair Tax bill into law, eliminating the income tax and all other pay role taxes and the Internal Revenue Service enacting a Federal sales tax to be enforced by the states.  This act will eliminate vast amounts of government waste and bring power back to the citizens of the country.  \n\nI look forward to bringing you a government that will bring you more liberty and take less from you, giving you more responsibility and freedom to live as you choose, a government of the people and for the people.  I believe as Thomas Jefferson did that 'he who governs least, governs best'"