The Ex-wife keeps ratcheting up the support demands and the court always gives her what she wants. C'mon, give the Dark Clown a friggin break, here. It's all I can do to keep from swinging a 2 x 4 at Little Johnny when he steps on my oversized clown feet (you've heard the rumor about the size of a clown's feet, right?). Anyway, I'm up for just about anything but you gotta stay north of the Equator; nobody is putting a needle near the Dark Clown's Funhouse.
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If only Yahoo Answers would pay you for asking twisted questions. You'd be rich.\nAs for the experiments, don't know of any, sorry. \nSounds like someone else has a clown fetish beside me though, I don't like to share so back off AMERICAN_YANKEE35, just kidding. Go get your freak on girl! Careful though, that make-up he wears smears.
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I  think  you  already know what you  have to do.     In  the  first place  how  do you know -besides  what she has told you -  that  her husband was abusive?      One  way or other, it is  absolutely clear to anybody with half a brain  the woman is using you ...   and  using  her  own  children as a   weapon  against you  if you  try to  stand up for yourself.    Well,   the ONLY  thing  possible  for you to do..  unless you want  to   stand there meekly  and let her destroy what should be the peace and  tranquility  of your and your husband's  lives -  is  take a  stand  and Tell  this selfish, self-centered, self-serving piece of  garbage  whom you so unfortunately  have as a daughter,  that  you have already done all -  and in fact  more -  than you have  the means to do..   She is;pulling one of the oldest  games in the book  with those who feel obliged to fall over backwards for her  because of blood relationship   .....emotional blackmail.... and you have  allowed yourselves to  fall for it hook, line, and sinker.    Enough  already.    You  can't   "save the world"  and   those are  HER children,  so you  cannot  be held  responsible for  them  either.      You  have  already allowed this outrageous situation  to go on  waaaaay  too long,  and the  very behaviour that you have  described,  defines her   exactly for what  she  really is....  a  mean,  selfish, ungrateful,  freeloading opportunist  who needs  to be made to  hit the road  before  she  succeeds in  ruining   your  and your husband's  lives,  and  your health.
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This has happened to a friend of mine as well.  She finally got a reprieve that lasted over a year because, by luck of the draw, they came before the same judge for the third time.  This judge, after looking over the history and realizing he drug her into court every 6 months, told him she was sick of seeing him for phony excuses so doubled his child support!  Then, he waited 18 months to drag her into court again (when usually he drug her in every 6 months!).  The support was lowered because my friend agreed to it but it was not lowered all the way.  He still drags her into court on a regular basis but he runs the risk of hitting this judge again.\n\nI have no idea how you can manage to get the same judge on a continuous basis...which would be a great way to go!  Ask your attorney if there is anyway to put an end to this madness.  My friend was told that there is not but I imagine that might depend on the state you are in.\n\nModification:\nTo the uninformed person above, what makes you think she DID anything?  My friend did nothing to deserve this and I doubt  this person did either.  What happened was marrying someone who ended up being a controller!  A controller can't let go and so will hang on and make your life as miserable as possible...the woman didn't do anything to him but he isn't about to let anyone else have her.  He wants to maintain control over her entire life.  Don't presume when you don't know the entire story.
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For a sec I thought you were talking about the dark clown's suspension from Yahoo answers. Which totally sucks by the way.\nSo everyone beware! \nToo many funny questions/answers=suspension.
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I would keep doing it.  You obviously have no respect for your wife, so why let her get in the way of your sleezy relationship?
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I have some really great pranks, but I'm not going to help you do them to a pregnant lady.  She is already barfing her guts up every day, having to pee every 5 minutes, not sleeping right, having back aches, and is about to push something the size of a watermelon out a hole the size of a silver dollar.  Leave the poor woman alone.
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Once there was this kid who got lost in a Fun-N- Fair, the cop tried to ask him if he know where he stays or anything that would help them to trace his parents.. but the kid only kept on saying.. My Mom is the most beautiful women in this world... Helpless cop spread the word around..about this kid who they have found and he claims that his mom is the most beautiful women in this world...hearing this lots of women came to claim the kid.. every time the kid refused.. said my mom is more beautiful then u, ur not my Mom... and after 4 days... there come this black fat lady to claim the Kid is hers... looking at her the kid smiles and jumps into her arms and says to the cops, thats my Mom, isnt she the most beautiful women in the world... Now do u have the answer to your question??? every women is beautiful in her own way and its unair to judge.. or subjective should i Say.\nJust like to add "My Mom is the most beautiful women in this world"
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I agree 100% with everything you said about her, and I've even fantasized about her.     However, just to raise a little contention, her complexion is kind of messed up, ruining what otherwise would be a great package!   Then again, it wouldn't stop me from making "LOVE 40" times a week with her, if she would only "LET" me.    You neglected to mention the beautiful, little "SET" on her, not to mention the great little "RACK(et)"  she has.     But alas, I think I'd have to "COURT" her first before she'd even consider me getting into her sweet little "SERVICE BOX", or for that matter, gently "STROKE" my aching, swollen yellowish/greenish\n "SPAULDING BALLS".      Ain't that the kick?
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An old woman died. She left a very specific will that says she wanted all her pallbearers( the one who will carry her coffin)  to be all  women. \nWhy?? She said because if no man want to take her out when she was alive why would they carry her when she is already dead. ha!!\nha!! LOL!!!
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Hi I think a good suggestion of Jason Donovan and Myleen Class is a good one. She thinks she is so cute in her bikini see what she thinks of mixing with creepy crawlies or eating them ha ha. And Jason D it might wipe the smug smile off the pair of them. I am sick of seeing Jan winging. She should have stayed at home with her knitting.
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wow, she has lost her marbles. and she must have a screw or too loose in her head! her name must be merv the pervert! haha! i suggest u tell the bitch to back the hell off! what the hell does she think she is doing! she must wanna go to jail soo badly. try  restraint order ok? ohh ohh place a hidden camera outside where she wont see it!! that way u can catch her actions on videotape and show it to the police!! yea!! try that!!
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,I agree .. that is bullsh*t .. she does not care cause she will do any thing to keep him.. she is desperate, she needs to get a life ..
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Maybe she lays there like a 'dead pig' because it's like being ****ed by a 'wild hog'. I'm sure if there were passion involved she'd be responsive. I'd advise her to find a 'real man' and video it, to show you how it's done.!! Then DIVORCE your obnoxious ***.!!!
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sicko pervert granny commie!!!!\n\nBut if that were to happen, I'd be safe about it and ask if there's anything else she needs to cover the thing up.  Then I'd high-tail it to the nearest police office and get granny put away before I'm next on her list!!!
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I'm watching the follow-up right now. Bonni (the ex mother-in-law) is the only one who answered every question honestly. Kaylee's mom lied on one question. Kaylee's dad FAILED! Completely! The man who gave the test said he was incorporating measures to beat the test, which didn't work. His new wife says Kaylee is with her during the visitation, and she's not sure if she believes the test. She's smoking and going to the bars while pregnant, and doesn't know if she wants her baby around Jeremy (the father). This is interesting....this guy should be locked up. There are sick, sick people in this world.
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I reckon that if Jen wants to take the Lord's name in vain then she has every right to.But the people who said she shouldn't don't have any right to say so since her question had nothing to do with how she refers to the Lord,and wasn't even posted under a section that relates to their gripe.And let's not forget that we do all have the right to say what we wish about the Lord.So Jen,back to your original question,'Why are you so goddamn lazy?'Well,Jesus,how the bloody hell are we supposed to know?
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This women is unbelievable.  I don't support her in many ways--but I have to give her credit for using every resource out there. \n I still think this is doing nothing but scaring that child.  And someone should put a stop to it. The sooner the better.