my last question was "do you think im hot?" now really have a look at the picture! how could anybody think i was serious!\nim wearing a leopard print wrestlers leotard for christ's sake\nwhere is your sense of humor?
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with a pic like that who would take it seriously
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aw baby remembered lol\n\nlove you loads xx\n\ni got make up and perfume so far ... do you think they are trying to tell me something ?? lol
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For all of those who are commenting that these jokes are mean ... TAKE A JOKE ... hence the reason you are on this site b/c you are searching to answer jokes.  I weigh 300 pounds and I think these jokes are hilarious.\n\nShe's so fat ... that she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.\n\nShe's so fat ... when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.\n\nShe's so fat ... that her bellybutton doesn't have lint, but complete sweaters instead.
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Don't take the answers so darn serious as there are a lot of people on here who are very immature and say anything that they think is funny.  But there are others who think about the question being posed and then try their best to answer it reasonably and with some dignity.  So you will regain your self esteem and just don't be so sensitive when reading what some clowns answer to your questions.
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I've been on here about 3 weeks, mostly answering questions. I've answered all types of questions from the serious to the seriously stupid, to the ones that made me laugh out loud. I enjoy the clever joke questions far more than I enjoy the continuously regurgitated "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?" questions.\n\nI admire your test of the system too. I was wondering myself whether people only answer silly questions and ignore the more serious ones. So far I've only asked two question, both were basically the same question and both were serious questions. I've had exactly one response to each of the questions and one of the answers wasn't particularly nice either.\n\nMaybe I'm going about it all wrong. Maybe I should be asking if dancing nude in a store window would be an appropriate way to earn money for breast cancer?\n\nAnd yes, I think josh should be reinstated.
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hahahahahaha!! You are funny ^_^\n\nWhen I saw the title, I thought your question was some sort of sickness or something.. When I clicked it, I thought this is just another of those dirty questions but it turns out it's a joke.. hahahahaha.. that's funny.. (and better than those dirty stuffs some people write ^^)
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People think I am funny when I am being serious.  And when I am trying to be funny, they don't laugh.  Go figure. Did this make you laugh?
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That was thee FUNNIEST JOKE I have seen in a very long time!And like BatFink.......I too found myself singing along!  If you would have had this in my "10 points for funniest joke" question,  you would have gotten it.......Hands down! LOL
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I would either shrug it off or think its a compliment.  U are hot, so yes thats a compliment.
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i hate when guys ask that!  it is like the male version of "do i look fat in this outfit?"  ... neither of us really wants the truthful answer to the question, so we should probably all stop asking lol
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! DAMN!!!! PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW WONDERING WHY IM LAUGHING BY MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY PC!! HAHAHA!!! THANKS A LOT!!
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:) ur very funny....\nuh i think u need 2 get rid of the fro
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I THINK that you are the most beautiful !!!now i can see u flying in the air!!! but don't be so excited it was only a joke!!!! lol!!!!
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I like how you put that.  You shouldn't use humor to put people down.  I dont know if he meant it, but is wasn't nice. I dont think it was humours.  i think he was serious.  Also, by the way, you can add comments directly to the question.  Maybe you didnt because you wanted people to give their opinion though.
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I'd have answered, darlin, but I've no idea wtf \nyou're talkin about  :-)   Find me on messenger if you wanna  ;-)  (styleroompimp)
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No, it's not funny what-so-ever. Who are they to judge who's heavy and not? Saying hurtful rude comments about someone's appearance, personal opinions, or lifestyles are the things that increase anorexia, bulemia, and suicidal attempts. Reading this you may think i'm being hypocritical, and I probably am because I have made fun of all different kinds of people. However, I am not proud of it, I regret it, and I believe that is another serious problem within our communities. Why is it that fat women are hideous and disgusting, but heavy men are perfectly acceptable? Look at these comedians...I don't even consider it a real job. Going to school to learn better ways to tease and make fun of other's.....that's sure something to write home about. The thing is heavy women need to realize that you need to try your absolute hardest to ignore it, and live the life you are in for who you are. Each person in this world gets made fun of whether they know it or not, nobody is perfect. But you are the only one who has control over who you chose to listen to and ignore. I think it takes a lot of determination to lose all of that weight, and personally I think you should lose weight for the longer lasting life, not the appearance. Obviously you're going to feel self concious, but it's your choice whether you want to pretend it doesn't bother you or take action and try and lose the weight. I support so many people in doing that, talk to a doctor for help, join a support group....but don't let other's comments bring you down.
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WOOOO!\nI thought you were talking about something very different!\nMy answer is still NO.\nDon't get piereced anywhere.  It's gross. You look great just like you are.