this is for a skit....any tips appreciated
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Russian has no "w", if you substitute "v" for "w" you have made the first step. If you roll your 'r', almost as they do in a Spanish speaking country, you progressed further.\nAlso, practice your pronunciation on the word "riba" (the meaning of which is fish, by the way). Except, instead of the English "i" put a different consonant, comprised of two you know, y and w. If you do "riba" right, you can definitely emulate Russian accent. LOL. Good Luck.
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Scotty, that was priceless!  You should get a "stand up" act.\n\nRock on, dude!
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I really don't think its that bad! \n\nBut you are making it sound more like a song than a cheer. You've got good rhymes and I can kind of feel a beat, but maybe some repeating, a little shorter and more of a chant than verses, and more about the sport.\n\nIt's a great start, I think it needs a few tweaking here and there. \nGood luck!
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Well, it's pretty great so far...except I think you should put a little bit more vocabulary - spice up the whole thing, and knock off your teacher's socks! Use a thesaurus if you can't think of any good words to replace lame ones!
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hum advertisement jingles or sing them in your head, like the mister clean song and the double mint. It doesn't have to be advertisement either sometimes I hum the Astronaut Jones song from Saturday night live.  it is also good to tune people out. I've done it for a while and they did it on Malcolm in the middle
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Local/community theater is a good idea. It'll give her an idea of just how hard acting (and theater) is. I've helped the redhead a few times with shows her company has put on. It's no cakewalk.
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you guys shoud do the "it was the night before Christmas" story. I did that in school when i was in elementary, and it was so much fun! but you might need more then just two people. There was the dad, who was telling the story, the mom, and two kids. then also, there was a guy who played the mouse, a santa clause of course, and some reindeer, but you don't need all those. you guys can just pretend. i hope this works! Happy Thanksgiving, and early Merry Christmas!
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Start with something interesting or a joke. Keep everyone interested and end with "thank you for coming". Look at the audience in the eyes. If you're nervous, look at a single person. Try someone you know, otherwise it'll be awkward, staring at a complete stranger. If you forget something, don't panic. I forgot my line in something I was supposed to do in a performance, but my friend saved me by fast-forwarding to her line.
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Run don't walk\n\nToo Much Drama\n\nIt will never work\n\nChalk it up to experience and move on!
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Ooh, you can get creative with this. He's tall and he works at the movie theatre....maybe he sat in front of somebody during a movie and they got mad because they couldn't see? Then they killed him. Your assignment sounds fun. Just be creative with it. If you are supposed to rhyme, try rhymezone.com.\n\nBest of luck and God bless!
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Put an ad in your local paper for a collaborator.  There's many peeps out there who can put music to your lyrics you just gotta find the one person you can meld with ;-)
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I would help but I would need to see what you're trying to rhyme first.  Here's a good rhyming site:  www.rhymezone.com
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Okay, I think this would be absolutely hilarious to lip sync/act out to. It's called "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" by Monty Python.\n\nHere are the lyrics:\n\n"Down at an English fair,\nOne evening I was there,\nWhen I heard a showman shouting\nUnderneath the flare:\n\nHoi've got a luvverly bunch o' coconuts.\nThere they are a-standin' in row.\nBig ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!\nGive 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,\nThat's what the showman said.\n\nHoi've got a luvverly bunch o' coconuts.\nHevery ball yer throw will make me rich.\nThere stands me wife, the idol of me life,\nSingin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"\n\nRoll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!\nRoll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!\nThere stands me wife, the idol of me life,\nSingin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
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Have a look here: http://www.worldstart.com/tips/tips.php/232
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just move with a rythm. dont care about what people are saying, or how stupid they think you look. it'll be wierd, but try to have fun
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If you wrote this yourself... you deserve a STANDING ovation...\n\nclap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap!clap! clap! clap!clap! clap! clap!clap! clap! clap!clap! clap! clap!
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Let me know when you start being funny.\n\nFirst hint - it usually helps to have some knowledge about what you're trying to make a joke about.\n\nSecond hint - start small, like maybe with knock-knock jokes or mad-libs.