my folder keeps on calling me names like your stupid and stuff. So i grab it and made out with it. the next day it called me sexy. i grab it and made love with it . now the folder is pregnant. how can i tell if its a boy a girl or a gorrilla. plus i am cheating on my coffee cup
214744
take a nuclear pregnacy test. and kill the coffee cup.
498253
Yep you sure can.\n\nIf you suspect the boy's egg donor (can't really call her a mother if she's doing something like this), I'd check it out asap.\n\nYou are a good mom to this boy!  Good luck!
580368
That happened to me once. It didn't look like porn, but some searches that I never made ended up in my IE address history. I live alone so I know that I didn't make them. I would search for viruses, spy ware, whatever. There are a lot of people out there who have nothing better to do than to mess with your sh*t. Sometimes they succeed.
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im assuming u keep system history and archives so u can go back and see whats what with her on the pc. also, a pointer might be, dont allow usage of the pc unless urstiiting right there. many a pedophile knows just what 2 say 2 a child 2 lure them in. kind of scares u? what business does a grown man have with a 12 yr old child? contact the police department with copies of the conversations as well, im sure they can help u with some monitoring type things u can do 2 make sure. dont worry about her being pissed about privacy, if something happened 2 ur child via some perv online, u will wish u would have acted sooner.! good luck!
364050
Lol... Naughty boy!\n\nIt is Lust... my son. Control yourself before you get burned out :D
382338
i should tell you off but lol its so true its weird tho the womens diary sounds like my boyfriends and the blokes diary sounds like mine hehe...im a women of course ive read my guys diary...what can i say it jumped into my hands
578176
It could be statutory rape, depending upon the state.  Find an adult girlfriend or keep it in your pants until your current girlfriend is of age.
458161
a lady?!?!\n\nthought it was little girls you were into?!\n\nand you ain't offended me not a piece of scum like you could!\n\nCant you get it in your fvcking thick head that kids come on here! and they also go on 360 sites, i mean i know it ain't your d1ck, coz I'm sure yours would need a microscope as its so shriveled for your age of 44. but come on man take it off. i don't want little kids seeing that!!\nplease have some decency about yourself and take it off.
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How did you find out about this? Did Bernie tell you? He promised not to tell. He is probably upset because I got pregnant and he says he is sterile.  Ok, Bernie thinks that Harold is the father.  To be honest, I think I have gas and am not pregnant, just senile. What is a granny to do except to dream?
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you don't and you don't want to mess with that folder.  It is part of what makes your OS (operating system) work.  You should not play in that area unless your plan to rebuild your computer.
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make sure their all in different AREA CODES!!!! then it doesnt matter!! hehe just call all of them "BABE" so you dont get their names mixed up. haha!!!
549946
That's messed up dude. You'd better start asking what she likes boss and doing it!
306515
you really should not abbreviate as much as you do. I had to read one of your other questions to find out what "b-friend" was. Never invite a female to stay with you. No matter who she is////
367925
It is removed from YOUR sent folder, not her inbox.  It will still be in her inbox when she logs on, you just won't be able to see when she reads it.
52351
Contact Yahoo & tell them what you just told us. They will want to know when the account was created & names of your folders etc.
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looks like you're doin some naughty stuff on your pc ;o). well , IF you format your PC, no one can really find out. as a computer geek, I probably can. i doubt a tech could do it. no one can see who you chat with. no one in yahoo would check your webcab to see what's goin on.\ntake it easy dude, these things really dont matter... get all the porn you want and flirt all you want. ask me any questions later on, i can help you out.
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Try this, misspell your Kid's name and see if anyone notices.  I bet his boy friends like the missspelling. Good Luck!