I turn polar bears white\nand I will make you cry.\nI make guys have to pee\nand girls comb their hair.\nI make celebrities look stupid\nand normal people look like celebrities.\nI turn pancakes brown\nand make your champane bubble.\nIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop.
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The answer is no because the question was do you know the answer.
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I'm Wearing: Cut offs, vintage T.\nMy Hair: A mess held back by a hair tie and shades\nI'm Eating: Nothing\nI'm Drinking:Sweet tea\nI'm Thinking:Damn I love nice weather\nI'm Wanting:to go outside\nI'm Hearing:LaRue\nI'm Loving:77 degrees fahrenheit\nI'm Hating/Mad at:my sister\nI'm Waiting for:her to get home so I can kick her a**
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friendship:\n\n1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.\n\n2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.\n\n3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.\n\n4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.\n\n5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.\n\n6. When you are confused - I will use little words.\n\n7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.\n\n8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass\n\nThis is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.\n\n\n\nRemember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
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If I was in a good mood : I'd start singing with you and then we would start dancing spontaneously and then we would attract this huge crowd of people that would start 'booing' us\n\nIf I was in a bad mood: I'd come up to you and slap you across the face, tell you to shut up and that you're making my ears bleed
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I'm an ALIEN from outer space!\nGive me Papa Smurf any day...I'll devour him like a blueberry muffin!
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1. I make my own clothing and many people admire me for it.\n2. I'm afraid to say I love my boyfriend.\n3. I'm a very self concious person, but my friends wouldn't know because I'm the one always encouraging them.\n4. I want to direct movies or be a drummer in a metal band\n5. I always say I hate being short, but in truth, I like it because my bf thinks it makes me cuter and I can make people reach things for me\n6. I day dream about creative ways to kill my enemies.\n7. I love to sing, and am actually a good singer but I get embarassed when I do it in front of people...unless I'm drunk.\n8. I'm a sado-masochist. I broke my friends arm and pretended to be sorry, but in truth I liked hearing him in pain.\n9. Although many of my friends say I'm "gothic", I can dance as good as the girls in rap videos.\n10. I love going to raves
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If some1 lays a finger on me \nim a very very very VERY ticklish girl\nso yeah i can say I did\njust a bit lol\nshhhhhhhhhh dont tell any1 lol!
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1-This ain't no Merry Christmas so don't hang up a wreath.\n\n2-If you get up in my face, I'm gonna bust your stinkin' teeth.\n\n3-(this only works with a few names) This is ________ and I am Keith.\n\n4-Platinum on my chain and diamonds on my teeth.\n\n5-Ok, so there's no #5, but I'm not really that good with rhymes. Good luck to you anyway!!!
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have fun!think at me pls
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1) Stubbing my toe\n2)All the rules my parents made up\n3)Going to a movie that you think will be a great movie and it is boring \n4)After i go swimming and my skin is gross and dry\n5)when you want to see a horror movie really badly and your parents say no because its un-christian\n6)When (a girl) shaves her legs and cuts themselfs on accident\n7)when my parakeet poops on my shoulder\n8)when you have a song stuck in your head/and or cant remeber the name of it\n9)when you play a video game and you can never pass the flipin level\n10)When you jump in to the pool and your top of the two piece bathing suit pulls up\n11)Your contact wont go in you freakin eye! Grr!\n12)You want to buy something really badly, but have not money\n13)If you have a curfew\n14)When your team looses in any sport\n15)when a CD skips\n16)when your dirty dancing with your friends and your parents walk in (How humiliating)\n17)last but not least: (drum roll please), when someone talks crap about you....and you find out....you just want to punch them in the flipin face!!!!
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Make like a goalie and drop it\nmake like a politician and lie\nmake like the wind and blow\nmake like a fire and go out\nmake like a really serious answer on Yahoo answers and be ignored\n\nOK these are crap but what do you expect from me? witty remarks?
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being really stubborn\n\nnot admiting when im wrong\n\ntelling the occasional white lie here and there\n\nonly tidying up my room when i start to trip over the mountain of stuff on the floor\n\ngetting angry over little things
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Clean the house, rent video games, take a long walk, drive to a random location and camp out, learn a new hobby, watch television, play on the internet, call random people and ask if their fridge is running and (if they say it is) tell them to go catch it - laugh hysterically before hanging up, or take a nice long nap like I wish I was taking right now.
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pour red die in the toilet and tell them you are bleeding from your butt, put mealworms in the corn flakes, dip their toothbrush in the toilet, put exlax in their brownies, for your sister or mom adjust the scale so it says they weight 20 pounds more than they really weigh, call the cops and tell them your parents are drug dealers, take a door wedge and put it in front of their bedroom door and the set the fire alarm off by spraying it with deoderant, drop on the floor and pretend to have a seizure, take mud and rub it in your sisters dirty underpants and tell your parents she had an accident, tell your parents you got a girl pregnant, pour vinegar in their mouthwash, tell your sister santa clause is mad at her and wont bring her anymore gifts unless she gives you her money and candy, when any of your family members are in the shower take all their clothes and towels and put them in the front yard, set up a video camera to the internet to broadcast you parents getting ready in the morning, if you go camping spread peanut butter around to draw bears, I could go on all day but this should give you some variety to choose from.
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Drain you... Smells like teen spirit.. Rape me... :)
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pressure. if u wanna more explanation:\npressure makes a polar bear white\nmakes u cry\nmakes someone pee and comb their hair\nmakes someone look stupid and certain others look good\nmakes the pancake brown\nmakes champagne bubble\nsqueeze it and it pops\nlook at a pressure mounting and u pop!
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Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat. \n\nPressure makes you cry if it's too much. \n\nPressure in your bladder makes you have to pee. \n\nPeer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother! \n\nCelebrities usually crack under pressure. \n\nMany normal people will shine under pressure. \n\nPancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat. \n\nChampagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared. \n\nIf you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes. \n\nIf you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.