Ask your victim to say "FORT" 10 times. After he/she does this, ask him/her to spell it 10 times. After that, ask him/her to say it again 10 more times and spell it 10 more times. Then ask her/him , "What do you use to eat soup?" Chances are he/she will say "FORK" instead of spoon...\n\n\nhahaha....\n\n\n\n\ni've tried this already and almost all of them answered fork....\n\n\n\n\nhahaha.....\n\n\n\n\nlol
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i thought about a fork when i was reading ur question, what u eat soup with? lol
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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make in into a story.\nfor example if you need to remember this words:\nphone-book\nhouse\nruler\nphone\ncoffee\n\nmake it into a story like this:\none day i open the PHONE-BOOK because i was looking for a HOUSE. i was scanning the pages with a RULER when the PHONE rang. when i reached over to answer it, i knocked over my cup of COFFEE.\n\ni tried memorizing 40 words in this manner and was done with all 40 words by the time my friend got back from the washroom. its interesting and effective. TRY IT! =)
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Use keywords and mix and match: slowly, gently, caress, lick, nipples, my girl friends, spank, kiss, rub, play with, softly, ride, like a cowboy, like a cowgirl, from above, from below, from behind\n\nWrite them on dice and roll the dice. Create a story on paper or in your mind and recite it in a sexy voice over the phone. Don't forget, Rinse and Repeat.
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Be nice, tell them what you just told us. Educate them so the next time they come in THEY will know. You can be upset by it, or you can educate them so that you don't have the situation occuring as often in the future. For the questions above #1. The prices are all on the overhead menu sir/mam. #2 Right there under the overhead sign that say "Order Here". #3 Which type of white cheese, we have 3, american, blank and blank. #4 Well, we have jalepeno, green, and banana peppers, which would you like. #5 Why yes, I do have a menu for deaf people, it's the same one as yours right there on the wall.\n\nAnd honestly, if you treat them nice, but besure and let everyone else around them hear your reply, they will feel stupid for not paying attention and having to have someone who they see as a servant explain simple crap to them. They won't be so quick to forget next time.\n\nOr better yet, when it comes to the actual sandwich, put both triangle white cheeses on, all 3 peppers and charge them extra for the cheese. When they complain, explain to them you only put what they asked for on their sandwich, and while you will re-make it, please be more specific in the future.
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Think of words ending in -gry.  Hungry and Angry are 2 of them.  There are only 3 words in The English Language.  What's the third word?  I don't know if I should tell you the answer.  if you want me to email me your email address at slowslow325@yahoo.com and ask for the answer.  I have another one.  You are trapped in a hallway and you want to get out.  The only way out are 3 doors.  You have to pick which door you want to go through.  Each door leads to a room.  Each room leads to a door that goes out.  In the first room there is a lot of poisoinous spiders.  The second room is on fire.  The third room has 5 man eating lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.  Which room would be easiest to go through and get out?\n\nYou're in a locked car with a glass of water.  How do you get out?
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NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be a little disgusted though, but hey, that is hilarious!!!!!!! and i got one for you to do on him: if he asks you for a glass of water, put some dish soap in the cup, then put water in it, pop the ALL of the bubbles, and let him drink up!!!!!!!!! if he leaves food sitting out, and he is still going to eat it when he comes back, put a few things in there, like soap, lime juice, chili, go crazy, but don't put anything that is poisonous in there!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and try not to crack up when he comes back and starts to eat his food, wait until he tastes the stuff, and makes a funny face. \n\ni got another one: get ketchup, baking soda and put some in the bottle. then close the lid, shake it up, and make him something to go w/ the ketchup, like fries, or something. then give him the ketchup, and let him open it, and BAM!!!!!!!!!!! a face full of ketchup. have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\naren't i evil?
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1. Use the F-word as much as possible\n2. Use !!!!!!!!s\n3. Wear nothing but a g-string when you present\n4. Begin your presentation by saying, "I have horrible gas today."\n5. "Accidentally" open up some nasty-ass porn.
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i suggest you higher a private tutor who can teach you common phrases. also there are books at barnes and nobles which offer cook phrase hand guide.
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The way to use a knife and fork is to hold the knife in the right hand and the fork in the left with its tines (prongs) pointing downwards.\nIn England (and western Europe) we find it odd to see Americans cut up their food as we do for our young children then use the fork like a shovel.\nWe are far too polite to make an issue out of this and assume you will eventually get the hang of it.\n\nNo white socks! Where on earth did you get that strange idea from?
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Teach him how to use it right.  It's not that hard, no pun intended.
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The great Lone Gunman offered a solution. Sorry I don't know how to pull up his question about it.. He offered asking several questions at once. I added to HIS question that it would also be a good idea to try adding only KEY words in UR question. (So the basic idea of each question would be on the question list.) Example- Boyfriend / Mom's Cooking / Brother in Law?-- Or you could go another route, and make sure U REALLY need to know, before U ask...
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One game we used to play in improv class (not sure how old your children are) is to create a story one word at a time. Each child says one word adding on to the story. For ex:\n\nChild 1: "The"\nChild 2 "Bear"\nChild 3 "was"\n\nand so on. It can get quite amusing and helps them develop their intuitive skills.\n\nGood luck!
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Just pronounce it the way it looks then ask the person if you got it right, they will soon tell you how to say it.
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Here are some sites for you to look over:\n\nhttp://www.laureatelearning.com/parents/LLSinfo/newspar/tariqnews.html\n\nhttp://www.linguisystems.com/itemdetail.php?id=483\n\nhttp://autismcoach.com/Software%20Overview.htm\n\nhttp://do2learn.com/aboutus/research/languagegames.htm\n\n\nAs far as getting him to talk to express himself. Always give him two choices. Say the words for each one. Give him the thing he says first.\n\nFor example, if he likes grapes and apples, at lunch time have some grapes, and an apple ready.  Show him both, and say the name for each. Whichever word he says first, give that fruit to him. If he changes his mind, don't give him the other one until he says the name. Pointing to each, say the names until he says what he wants. Him pointing, screaming, or trying to hijack the fruit are not what will get him what he wants... only saying the word. \n\nTry to do this with as many activities as you can... always two choices of things he likes, and he has to say the name of what he wants to get it.\n\nThat's the first step, anyway.
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Lol. Nah I don't think I've ever spoonerized, but I do have a habit of trying to say 2 words at once... like 'fairy dog' when I spoke before having decided whether to say 'furry' or 'hairy'...!\nShake a tower's a good one though...
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First you must have (two) drumsticks. At the ends of these drumsticks you will find a bony, grisly coated thing, grab the two drumsticks by the bony, grisly parts and scoot them around real fast on your plate, this is called (spinning your drum sticks), then you can eat them. I like mine with BBQ sauce! HA HA HA HA !!!!!