Have a huge spider crawl over your leg (harmlessly..and you only find out afterthefact)\nOR\nHave a dream about the spider crawling over your leg and in your dream it bites you and starts to crawl up towards you..
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Definitely the first one.  Only a dream spider would actually bite you.  Real spiders only bite when they feel threatened.
112804
Tie the tip with a string! That ought to stop it... including it's blood circulation! Heh... what ya know? A 2-in-1!
602579
SPIDERS!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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"I think it would be highly unlikely that spiders would crawl into a person's mouth or nose while they sleeping. For one thing we move around a lot while we are sleeping and this would deter a spider from even crawling on you, let alone enter any orifice, especially one which is wet and dark. Breathing through your mouth or nose would also deter a spider from entering and most house spiders are too big to fit into a nose in any case. Spiders, like virtually all arthropods, flee from breath. After all, there are lots of vertebrates that eat arthropods, and if you're an arthropod and something is breathing on you, it's not a good idea to stick around. \nFor a spider to get into your mouth while you're sleeping, (a) you must have your mouth open when you sleep, which is certainly not something that everyone odes, so there's a big chunk of people who can never swallow anything; (b) there has to be a wandering spider in your immediate vicinity, also something which--for most people in the civilized world, at least--is a fairly rare occurrence; (c) the spider has to either jump or fall into your mouth from a long distance, because they won't go near your mouth otherwise (they're not suicidal), and the odds are pretty astronomical of a spider randomly dropping into your mouth from the ceiling. \n\nThere is a story about humans eating eight spiders a year in our sleep without knowing it and that it was supposedly tested by filming people in their sleep for a year. It is hard to believe that a group of people in different sleeping situations would have been filmed for a year or more to validate this statement. It is possible for a spider to walk into your mouth and trigger the swallowing mechanism at the back of the throat and this could in fact occur on a rare occasion. It may even be true that there are a few people out there who have unknowingly eaten eight spiders in the last twelve months. This still would not make such a generalisation be considered as true. I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep worrying about spiders while you sleep!! "
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This one is absolutely wonderful. Take clear plastic wrap and open the toilet lid stretch it across the toilet and get all the wrinkles out and put the lid down. When your house mate goes to pee they will get a nice warm bath on there backside and that will be followed by a few choice words for you. While they are in the bathroom take more plastic wrap and stretch it across the doorway to the bathroom at face height and tape it up nice and tight. If you talk to your friend while they are in there mention the big A.S.S. spider you just saw run out from under the bathroom door. This sets the subliminal spider message and when they walk out and get a face full of plastic they will only think giant A.S.S. spider and freak like totally out and run over stuff trying to get the plastic off there face.\nGood Luck!!
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You need a website to identify spiders! Look up spider identification and maybe your state on yahoo.
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I know what you mean.\nBeen there.\nTry not watching television before bed, like a hour or so, or try not watching movies with heros, villains, demons, etc. They use to creep into my dreams too. Watch something like a comedy, something light or maybe romantic, if you have to watch TV before bed. So, that even if you do dream of them, they are not that scary.\n\nP.S. Please read, spell and punctuate your sentences correct. I just answered a whole other version of what I thought you meant (lol)\n\nAll the best
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I get this image of a legless body crawling on its arms towards me as I go to bed (lights out already...) It makes me run and leap into bed. I know, stupid hey?
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You call them halucinations, therefore based on your own considerable experience you know that they are imaginary and can do you no harm, other than robbing you perhaps of a good nights rest.  I read about an African tribe that considered it important to confront danger when it appeared in their dreams.  Without adopting their actual belief structure (which I know little about) there is an important lesson there.  For example, if attacked in a dream by a hungry tiger, they took hold or the tiger's tail and swung it around a few times then flug it back into the jungle; and related their dream to others when they awoke next day.  The imaginary "beings" and "things" that scare you were the product of your own mind and must obey your will.  Be very brave and drive them away.  Throw an imaginary clock at them, etc.  Use your imagination; actually you already are, right?  Good luck.
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Sounds to me like a Brown Recluse Spider bite. Not something to play around with. Usually the skin will rot away around the bite. Keep an eye on it and if you are really concerned check back with your doctor. keep in mind if you didn't see what bit you then it may not have been a spider at all. Perhaps a snake especially with 2 marks. \n\nGood luck!!
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Arachnophobia- (Fear of spiders) \nBatophobia- (Fear of heights or being close to high buildings)had this before 9/11\nPteromerhanophobia- (Fear of flying) afraid of the crash and burn thing. \n\nAny of the above I'm terrified of. I stay away from cities with tall buildings (I live in the country) and I don't fly. \n\nBut the spiders???? Just typing the word makes my skin crawl. We live in a hundred year old house, with cracks and lots of places for spiders to hang out. I won't go down into the cellar because I know there down there. With the summer coming, I know there is going to be much more in my house. I'm getting some Spider Killer spray, which you just spray at them and they shrivel. Even doing that freaks me out and I want to run. I'm already nervous about it. \n\nThe thought of one crawling on me drives me out of my mind.  The other night, my husband and I were sitting talking, when all of a sudden a spider was crawling down the front of his shirt. I almost went through the roof. He said, "You almost gave me a heart attack". He knows my fear, and I try not to react like I do, but it freaks me out every time. I hate to kill them; after all they are God creation. I wish there was a little spider trapper thing, which you could suck them up with and then blow them back out side. They’re good for catching other insects and maintaining the insect population, but I just don't want them in my house. Imagine if there were no spiders at all, how overpopulated we would be with other insects?  Thank you God.
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I agree completley with you on this one!\n\nYou know I love insects and spiders....well let me tell you whenever I recieve a call about "invaders", the first question is always, What is it? and the second is always How do i kill/get rid of it?\nIts tough for me, because I always try to find peaceful solutions to these problems, but many people dont want to spend that extra 20 minutes spider "proofing" the house, its just easier for them to roll up a news paper....not fair...\nYou raise a good point, their ancestors were here first, then we came along, ruined the habitat and the current wildlife is left with a choice "adapt, or die" and unfortunatly, even though they do adapt to our structures, they usually end up dying anyways because of our lack of compasion. I have never killed a spider in my house, even before i started studying them as a career, I guess because I knew the value of each life and that thye were just trying to do the best with the hand they were dealt (so to speak) so I really dont find it fair that innocent wild animals have to die, just because we dotn want them there, well thank God animals dont think the same way we do, because most likely they dont want us here at all either............. yet Wild animals show much more tolerance than we do....so who is really wild?
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you should be scared. the hobo spider (the agressive house spider) named after how it gets from city to city (by train) most of their bites are dry (no poison) and look no worse than a normal bug bite. But with poison by the next day it will burst open and create a ulcer at the site. if you fear you have been biten go straight to the hospital.
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The one thing a spider is afriad of is attack form overhead (primarily wasps looking to lay eggs) You could see if your spider is more of less likely to treact to different colours/shapes suspended overhead.  Or even how it would react to a mirror.
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just dream that you are flirting with a girl. i swear if that girl is known to you she will never know that you flirted with her. unless you  tell her about your dream but still she won't be angry. believe me.
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try the other hand, it must be rejecting the first one, if your hand falls asleep, it`s not interested. Turn the lights down low, put on some soft music, the mood will strike and you`ll sweep yourself off your feet...
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Face your fears. Try something slow and then build up. I had to do this with my daughter. It was swimming, but she now fights me to get out of the water. Go for it and you will be so proud of yourself, not only for learning something that you like, but also that you faced your fear of something.