Mine would have to be:  I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me.  \n\nNotting hill
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"i can be your best friend...or your worst enemy."\nJim Carry in The Cable Guy\n\n"I CANT LIE"\nJim Carry in Liar Liar
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-I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.\n-If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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I have a belly button!\n\n             -Ralph Wiggum
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My crush. He's sweet, nice, kind, funny, smart...anything I could ask for! Unfortunately...he really doesn't exactly know that I exist...Anyway, nice question!
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loved this one>> Needing someone is like needing a parachute, If he isn't there the first time, chances are u won't be needing him again!\n\nhere r some of mine\n\n"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel."\n"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.  ~Author Unknown"\n"Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander" ...lol\n\nThanx
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Mine is either "Let it be" or "If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit!"
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i speak a little hebrew and "i love you" from a girl to a guy would be\n\n"ani ohevet atah"
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hmmm...good one.  From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory I like, "If God intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."\n\nFrom Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I like, "Everything in this room is eat-able.  Even I am eat-able but that would be canabalism and is frowned on in most societies."
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mine is "I'm the bad guy you learn to hate, but you gotta respect the fact that i created my fat" by I.C.C. {Inner Circle Committee} in thier sond Going Out: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52455944&MyToken=70b0433b-85ae-487b-9dc2-1cf48b7e473c
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One of the things that a friend of mine did which was grossly romantic (but did the trick when he was in the doghouse) was to write little notes of all the things he loved about his girl.\n\nHe wrote them on little strips of paper and filled her glovebox with them with a sign on her car (passenger seat) saying "Open Me".\n\nShe squealed like a little girl and is something I am sure she will never forget in her life.
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mine is:\n\nDear God,\nPlease put a blanket of protection over my family.\nIn Jesus name I pray, Amen.\n\nI ask it daily.
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Mine is Galatians 2:20:\n\n     "I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me."
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Mine is a picture of my daughter wearing a witches had and cape, its so cute!\n\nWe change it whenever we get a cuter pic of her or when she asks me to put something on it specifically.
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good ones...here is one for you:\n\nKid: “dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s been married for twenty years”.\nFather: “That’s great son. One day you’ll get a speaking part”.
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LOVE.\namazing isn't it? how that simple word enough to explain everything.\nmy perfect girl is the one who really love me for what I really am.
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If someone asks you:\n\n"Why are you so fat?"\n\nYou reply:\n\n"It's because every time I shag your mum, she gives me a biscuit."
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Me: (hands shaking, been trying to do this for weeks, been practically giving myself ulcers, so so nervous) Well there is something that I've been meaning to tell you and I'm sorry that it took this long for me to say it.  Maybe I should have said it sooner, but I can't take it back now... Diana is not my friend, she's my girlfriend, we've been together for almost two years now.\n\nMom: yeah, and?\n\nMe: And I'm bisexual\n\nMom: Well duh.  I'm not stupid.  (rolls eyes)  You two are just terrible at hiding it.  Every time she looks at you, you practically swoon and you hold hands under the table when you think no one is watching.  It's just about the most disgustingly cute thing I've ever seen.  \n\nMe: (long pause)  oh.  Well then.  So everything is ok?\n\nMom: Yeah (duh tone of voice).  Do you think we should have chicken ceaser salads for dinner?  Or maybe we should grill fish...