Have Jessica Simpson El Kabong her with a Guitar\nSend Her To Gitmo\nMake her eat a Pork Chop\none word Naplam\nCartman's Choice\nForce her to watch From Kelly To Justin\nHave "The Big Show" Chokeslam her\nFlick boogers on her\nput jalapeno hot sauce in her tofu\nlet her wake up next Funshine Bear's decapitated head\nMake her marry Jar Jar Binks\n\nor make up your own---
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I would tie her to a chair and put some Bose headphones on her. You know, the really expensive but incredibly great sounding headphones..........and I would turn the volume up shriekingly loud and pop in her own CD. On repeat. And feed her every so often so she'll have the strenth to keep listening.\n\nOr better yet, I would sing her songs to her. I don't know the words but I would make it up as I went along. I suck. I can't sing at all. That would really get her.
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I think you should put Spaghetti sauce in his gym locker, so that he runs around in sweaty and saucy shorts, and a shirt, people with think it's the lunch room, when it's connor. And yell at him and say "MEATBALLL" like a italian mario.\n\nOr through a muffin at his head, and say MEANIE MUFFIN!
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Take her on a picnic. Pack a nice lunch with a bottle of wine, get a blanket. That sounds nice
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Make him green with envy , then choke him, til he turns blue,  then shoot him with a blue elephant gun ........
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Put together a picnic, wash her car, tell her you love her\nWrite a poem! \n\nShe will love it!!!!
446993
Tell her your changing religion then dress her up in full Muslim dress just showing her eyes then grow a beard and no one will recognise you otherwise do what i do and leave her indoors and go out with the lads.
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bring her to taco bell,.,
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Well, Id start with building shelter and making fire - these are the two most important things for survival, espeically at night. Next on the list is food - and thats easy. Id shoot the damn German idiot who keeps pronouncing every "B" as a "V", and Id serve them to the rest of the stranded party! Gods, I hate accents!
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-Strip to the Mighty Mouse theme song.\n-Ask me to perform oral.\n-Tell me to 'come here, you have something in your eye' and then grab my crouch.\n- Ask me to help her with something, and then rub against my crouch while doing whatever need to be done, as if it's unintentional.\n-Clean the TV without pants on.\n- Tell him that you need to add the clothes he has on with your wash, and when he is naked, start performing oral.\n-Use subliminal stuff. Kind of how Pavlov's dog salivated when he heard a bell ring, because he associated that with steak.  Pat him on top of the head or something else subtle before you have sex, and then when you do that, the person will automatically associate that to sex with you.
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Make a video of you and a way better looking girl and give it to here. When she watches it and starts to cry, laugh at here.  Hysterically, like its the funniest thing you have ever heard.  Then tell her 'just kidding' and give her that cute Vermont Teddy Bear youve been hiding the whole time.  -Guarunteed to please.
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invite another girl...\nor another boy\nbuy a popper..\ntie her...kick her..bite her...lick her\ni dont know..\nbuy the kamasutra...its cheap.
339987
Kick her ass, slap her in the back of the head then give her a big kiss and tell her you love her. Everybody makes mistakes
35454
Tell her that she's beautiful. Make her laugh. Laughter is the best medicine. Take he out to a movie. Make her feel like a queen.
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write her an open letter and pin it to a noice board for everyone to see
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bite her!! sometimes you gotta break some nails to whip some tails! Tellher leave you alone before i get her. I dont know you but will throw bleach in her face!
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shoot her and bury her in the woods\n\n\n\n      problem solved
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Put diamonds on them, like the rappers.\n\nGive yourself a grill.