Cause you could offer like a glass of milk for the location of an insurgency base camp!
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lolz Dont quite kno if this will win me 10 points but I'll give you the story anywayz...\n\nIm a firefighter and on my department we have 3 shifts. I work on the 2nd shift. Anyways, each shift have their own refrigerator (3 fridges w/ locks). Well, the 3rd shift pciked our lck and stole half of our food that we made the previous day & ate it! So... the next day my shift came in to work we manage to get their fridge open and came upon a HUGE pan of lasagna and enchiladas with tons of tomator paste on there. So, knowing that the 3rd shift is greedy as ever, we got a 20 gauge injection needle from our fire dept. ambulance and went to purchase some crushed chili peppers... We than injected allllllllll of these chili into all of the enchiladas and lasagna & since it was so saucy already YOU couldnt even tell there was peppers in it. Afterwards, we took all of their soda, water, drinks out of their frodge and stored it in ours... We put it up and the next day the third shift opened all of their food up, heated it up & stuffed their faces. The 2nd shift stuck around & all of a sudden all of them ONE by ONE started screaming and looking for something to drink. NOTHING was around to drink except the water form the kitchen sink, so all of them started fighting at the sink over the water. IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING ever. That's my chili pepper experience, lolz. We forgot about one thing though... there was a 3rd shift BATTALION CHIEF in out house, he ate it too! man... were we in trouble, lolz.
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I would bring my husbands friend, Mark. He just got back from Iraq as an infantryman, his survival skills are the best. I would bring a box of waterproof matches, a waterproof poncho that could be used as a tent,, the book "The Way Things Work", a handgun and either a Leatherman or Swiss Army knife.
223789
Maybe habitat for humanity or a soup kitchen
415391
pay for that damn war
109265
Absolutely! That's YOUR home that that foreign army is trying to destroy. Running and hiding instead of picking up a rifle and fighting may not save you. If you fight, at least you would have a chance to preserve your way of life, as well as the lives of those who can't fight.
522853
from the milk you drink every day.\n:>peace
304920
How will you feed yourself? Who will fight your next war? How will you pay for your gas? You are too weak.
577450
mmmmm....homemade chocolate chip. *has a brilliant idea*  How 'bout this?  Let me indulge in the cookies & milk and I'll put in a good word for you with the 'big guy'.  *shrugs*  I bet He lets you hold on to my coat tails as I soar into heaven.  At the very least, maybe He'll write you a recommendation letter to get you high ranks in hell.  ;)
340350
Maybe.  Military force is the best answer.
268915
Stand on a corner, hold a cup in one hand, and a sign in the other that says, I am a Viet Nam vet, I will work for food"\n\nOr, "I am a son of George Bush. I will kill for food"\nor\nI am a worthless wet back from Mexico So I am asking for your money. either give it to me or I will come to your hose tonight and steal all you have?
484446
You should get emaciated! I support your cause!
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I love your thinking.  \n\nOne problem though...  And I'm just saying this to be the devils advocate because I love your idea, but what about corruption in the ING?  Providing those weapons COULD ultimately be providing weapons to the insurgents.\n\nNext problem...  How could you get this plan to the people it matters most to, the politicians.
443587
All the anti-war liberals.  A nice warm gitmo cell would be great for them.
215847
I hear they've got some leftovers in Burma and Myanmar, and if you're paying in American currency, you can probably get 'em for pennies on the dollar!
502222
Have a canned food drive for the needy. Also work on your spelling.
474755
If there's an american bar nearby they will likely be showing it. One would be most likely near an American military base stationed there.
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Just tell the USA that starving and homeless people have oil and then the US millitary will attack them and wipe them out, this may only work with non-caucasian starving and homeless.