Said a certain young lady named gwen\nof her tally of smitten young men\n"one less and three more \nDivided by four \nTogether give one more than ten"\nHow many boyfriends had she
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42\n\n(X-1+3)/4=11\nx+2=44\nx=42
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oh lol it means that there many guys in her life
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i received this SMS text ystrday...\n\nIt's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!\n\nand here's a few i sent out to my frens...\n\nHe met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!\n\nLuv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?!\n\nFrom the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!\n\nMEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??\n\nTell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok I wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam\n\n5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!\n\nIm a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!\n\ni hope u enoyed these msgs... they r pretty funny... haf a great day ahead!! :-)
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TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN)Use the one that is most appropriate.\n10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")\n9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my dad)\n8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)\n7. My life is too complicated right now... (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)\n6. I've got a boyfriend... (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)..\n5. I don't date men where I work... (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)\n4. It's not you, it's me... (It's you.)\n3. I'm concentrating on my career... (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)\n2. I'm celibate... (I've sworn off only the men like you.)\nand the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)\n\n1. Let's be friends... (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!\n\nIt's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)\n\nGreat one Gurl!\n\nWe Want More, We Want More!
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The first and third I'm not too sure, but as for "Somebody Told Me," I have an idea.  He's saying that a girl that he likes used to date a guy who bares a resemblance to a girl that he dated once.  So that means that they have the same taste in physical features so maybe they should hook up.  At least I think that's what he's saying, but maybe I'm way off.  And I haven't paid enough attention to the other ones to try to figure them out, sorry.  It's a great CD, though!
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n\n         I'm so sorry.\n\n     You are saying this happened to you?\n\n      Don't sell men short.\n\n        We have mothers, sisters, wives, daughters, and female friends that we care about.\n\n        I  would be saddened by the news of anyone being raped.
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Careful what you wish for ~!\n\nI know a person who got his wish,\n\nAnd the women he loved,\nLeft him for the third women in the bed ~!\n\nNeedless to say, she enjoyed it so much,\nShe went off and till this day the two women are together,\nhe is alone ~!\n\n~*~*~*~*~Peace.
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well you don't see like a guy  who is ready to settle down with just one lady, if you have 7 at the same time i will be sorry for each and one of them.\ni hope they see this and  leave you all alone cos you don't deserve to be with a woman, you can't respect a woman \nsorry
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"I don't normally do this, but uh..., I saw you from across the party and I felt compelled to tell you that you have one breath-taking hiney...I want to be friends with it, I mean that thing is good."\n\nor\n\n"I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. people know me. I'm important, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Merlin Olsin comes over on occasion."\n\nor\n\n"I wanna be on you."\n\nbut for real, what REALLY works...\n\n"Hi...my name is __________, and I just wanted to come over here to tell you that you are really pretty and you seem like a really cool person, and I was wondering if I could buy you a drink." (not very creative, but sincerity always works best.)...then sit down and ask the girl about herself and let her talk...girls love to talk about themselves and men rarely listen, so you will make an impression.
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14 partners ,\n\ni dont really think it matters how many partners you had ,you only live life once and you should enjoy every minute of it .
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That's bull.  You can date as many guys as you can handle.  My friend used to date as many as 8 guys and even squeeze in an extra 5 if space permitted in her calendar.
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"In my country they would go crazy for these 2.... her, not so much!"\n\n"I could not understand what this old man was talking about." - It was actually a feminist!
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding\nthe plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.\nEager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"\n\nShe turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."\nHe swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!\n\nStruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who\nis most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men\nof Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."\n\nSuddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this\nwith you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Summer lovin' had me a blast (boy)\nSummer lovin' happened so fast (girl)\nI met a girl, crazy for me (boy)\nI met a boy, cute as can be (girl)\nSummer fling, don't mean a thing but oh oh those summer nights.... \ntell me more, tell me more.....
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I've had 52. I'm not going, wow-wee look at me I am so brilliant and sexy etc etc. It's true, but I am not doing that.\n\nTell you what, I am going to post a question. Answer it with a good one and I will give you 10 points. You have one day to answer. Go to my profile to find out what question this is. Good luck!
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" and I have a boyfriend that tonight told his friend to basically have sex with me...."\n\n???WTF?? There is a word for people like that- dang girl- get your head out of whatever dark place it is in and get rid of both of them..neither one of them respect you..why don't you respect yourself