If my name was Kryptoph Jones-Addams (its not) and I married John Astin, what would my surname be?  What is his name was double barrelled, like John Astin- Coogan, say? What happens then?
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Confusion happens! You could both make up a new last name - like Joadasco, or Ascojoad - using the first 2 letters of each last name. or, you could choose to take his last name, or he could take yours, or you could make up a new one all together. Or, you could just keep your own.\nBut to keep with your original question - I don't know what's up with the double barreled names. I have a weird one anyway - Vencil.
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The surname is often based on people's professions way back in history.  So someone who is a Smith could have been a blacksmith, silversmith, goldsmith etc.  My maiden name was King, but unfortunately it doesn't mean I have royal connections.  When the street players (mummers) used to entertain people in the market places, the character who used to play the King often got called that off-stage.
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*what do you call a four-hundred pound woman with a yeast infection?????            a whopper with cheese\n\n*what did one gay sperm say to the other?  \nhow we gonna find anything with all this shit around here?
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Jimithy.  One of the girls in my band gave me the name.  It's cool.  All the girls in the band, and the drummer call me that, and so do a lot of other people, even my wife.  Sometimes I go by "Bizarro Jim" after Bizarro from the Superman comics.
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YES ME!!!! \nHOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT NAME!?\nHEHE
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Jar jar, what is the highest number of respondents you have had to any one of your "questions" here on Yahoo answers? How many in your group of friends who get together to snort tequila, drink beer and laugh, uproariously, at some of the replies you get?\n\nAlso, do you have a myspace, yahoo 360, or a website where we might enjoy even more of your particular brand of humor? I just can't get enough of it here. \nOh, and another thing... I have a very vivid mental image of what you look like.. sans Jar Jar costume.. am I right? \n\nYou're even more fun than that one guy.. the "what should I do" retard. Remember him?
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Hi Katey. i saw your question "hey is there any person whose name is sepehr? " bu i couldn't send you a message. so my name is Sepehr. i want to know why did you search a Sepehr?
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BIG head JD?  You're hilarious!  haha\n\n;)
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My girlfriends last name is "Stevens"\nMy last name is "Thomas"\nWe have agreed if we get married we will not hyphenate our names we will combine them and call ourselves the,\n"Thievins"\nKind of has a nice ring, eh?
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Hi!\nUmmmmm I think I've read something by John somewhere...\nYou should know what I mean if i'm thinking of the right person but if not then you are so annoying and confusing and I made myself look pretty stupid. Just give me the points, ok? I don't even know what those are for...\n-isn't my background awesome?!\n-i am definitely not sure about this answer!
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Sorry this isn't an answer but as I began searching, I found a mysterious trail of identical questions... actually, it made me curious if any of them were you...\n\nhttp://lists.project-wombat.org/pipermail/project-wombat/2006-February/000520.html\n\nhttp://forum.quoteland.com/1/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=586192041&f=099191541&m=5131010611\n\nnone of them seem to be coming up with an answer... or at best, the answers given are refuted.  It's weird.\n\nThere's also someone talking about it on eBay but every time I'm linked to the chat page, my search can't find the quote.
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uh the surname "Jones" is pretty common, as well as the first name "Patrick" so yeah I know a Patrick Jones , and no I'm not a "retard" from your school......  but, doesn't that make you a retard from your school???
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Try an anogram of your name or use your initials. Write down your own name and play with the letters you have. Mine would be DJ VJ.
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Mother or Father.  I thought it would be so funny when you go to the vet.  They'd have to come out and say "Mother?"  Ok not that funny, but it tickled me.\n\nI wanted to name my black cat Lily, but my husband has a cousin by that name, and he doesn't like her.\n\nAnother funny one (to me at least) was a cat having a full name.  I saw one named "Hector" on the internet, and I thought it would be funny to give him a full name such as "Hector Rodriguez."\n\nOne serious point - you should avoid naming them anything that sounds like a command.
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sup. how r today. u know, i have a friend who is named M*** J****. but he is not the real M*** J****. haha
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This is he.  Who is this?  Ive seen your questions and it concerns me because i have absolutely no idea who this is.  i am from AR and now I live in North Central TX.  i can tell that you want to know who i am, so post you email address on your picture thing.\n\nAlso, why have you posted answers to masturbation and oral sex.  Really, who is this?
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Why would you do anything? He can't date someone named Jenny or whatever because he dated someone else named Jenny? I would think it would be harder on him and people in his life than you. Imagine the poor current girlfriend having the same name as the ex. Obviously you're an ex for a reason, does he or his friends and family have bad thoughts every time they hear or say her name because they're thinking of you?