could someone give me some english slang words (for a novel), including insults. i've already got a few including:\nyour a complete numpty\nyou're nipping ma heid\nshe's got a face like a graverobbers dog
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Ditto to Lizzie. could try this site:\nhttp://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/
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This is hard to answer as people from different areas use different slang even within London.\n\nThis site will give you some idea of UK slang http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/
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oooooook? let see how to explain this hmmmm i got it! have you ever heard of slang before like whats up? well its like that except for you are calling someone a name. dont take any offense to it.
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It looks like Dutch words with extra letters in them. In Dutch it could read something like, " 'n gras.....fuk me greata sombito...'n idioto na 'n fuk me wou.. karla soen dog troe 'n fuk on doer karla fuk", meaning something to the effect of, "a grass...f*ck the great someone....an idiot from a f*cken way..karla sees the day coming a f*ck on the karla f*ck. It makes no sense and the way it is put is just a whole lot of rubbish.
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The questioner made a cats limerick,\nand to me it was absolutely SICK!\nI read it and cried,\nfor my poor cat that died.\nPlease say it was only a trick?\n\nAnd do not think me a prude,\nfor when I react to the crude.\nIt's just my way.\nSo please don't say,\nthat that is what you conclude.\n\nTo answer your question above.\nThe limericks I like to think of,\nare right from the start,\nthe ones filled with heart.\nOf course I mean limericks about LOVE.
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Once upon a time all dogs were invited to\na party. When they arrived at the party\nthey were required to leave their\nbutts at the door. All the dogs hung them\non hooks by the door.\nThe party went on and the dogs were\nhaving a great time. All of a sudden\na fire broke out. The dogs raced to\nthe door and grabbed whichever Glutaeus Maximus\nthey could grab first,\nIn an effort to find their own Glutaeus Maximus.\nthat is why, to this very day,\ndogs sniff each other's butts!!!!
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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The cheek of the man fidgety.Very clever though!\n"If you really loved me,you'd buy me a nice mink," said the wife sulkily.\n"All right," groaned the husband."I'll buy you a mink if it's that important to you,but only on one condition."\n"Condition? What kind of condition?"\n"You have to keep it's cage clean!"\n\nI was with my wife and she was reading a magazine and she showed me a photograph of a fur coat. She said:"I'd like that." So I cut it out and gave it to her.(One of Tommy Cooper's little gems.)
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Check this out:\n\nhttp://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/7/messages/381.html
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Number 1, if you utilize and especially START a written composition with a word that is considered to be mean-spirited and/or NOT politically correct....... you will NOT be taken seriously.\n\nMost people are not aware of what "weasel" words are and your definition is too wordy.  A concrete understanding of what a weasel word really is is not clear through your explanation.\nObtain a thesaurus in order to use different words meaning the same thing...The words misleading and misled are too prevalent throughout and distract from the point that you are attempting to get across.  In regards to your last entry...I'm quite baffled as to your point and the use of non-existent verbiage.  Seeming like, relaxingly raises-do not enhance or assist your ad description nor does it make any sense.  I'd give you a C-.  Keep trying to expand your use of the English language!  Many people don't and it is quite evident (especially on this site!) It is astonishing how  many people are unable to intelligently construct an intelligent and thought provoking (as well as correctly spelled)composition through the knowledge of vocabulary,grammar and the use of both!
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i'm an english geek - i have lots of fave words\n\nslobber-cloth (the one you use to clean your dog's face)\n\nflibbertygibbet\n\nloquacious\n\npernickety\n\nglobulous\n\nmellifluousness\n\nincandescent\n\negregious\n\nperspicacious\n\nand others but that's all i can think of for now.
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OK those jokes are pretty good and i also have one here waiting for you\n\nWhat did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.\n\nhe says: Argghh its driving me nuts! hehe sorry its kinda dirty but it was good (to me it was good)
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Aha Now now thats far too intelligent for a Dog, But what the heck,\nI am intelligent too, maybe not as much as the dog, but I am,\nnice one, but darling \nwhat did it mean?\nTell me cause I have to laugh my guts out, \nLove you
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How about: I was feeding my dog Hooch when my bra stap (on the left-hand side) got caught on the edge of his dog collar (on the right hand side) and whoops! Whoa there! We were suddenly hooked together.\n\nI reached over my right shoulder to try and unhook us when the telephone, which my dog always runs to answer, rang.\n\nIn running towards the ringing sound he ripped my strap and my other bras being in the wash, I decided there and then on the spot to do an impromtu laundering.\n\nWhile the water was running into the laundry machine, the hose connected to the hot-water tap, jerked lose. Hooch had still been attached to the bra when I threw it in the machine and in tugging to get free,  he pulled the washer off it's base and yanked the hot-water connecting hose from its moorings!\n\nThe water flooded my basement, and my soggy-shirted basement tenant, surged out of it and roared, "That's it! That's the last straw! Look what you've done! I was working on my end of year report cards and now they are toast! You will have to stay home today with me and help me rewrite them. After that, you'll have to find a new tenant to help you out with your gambling debts. Didn't anyone ever tell you that betting on Chicken Little to win it all on American Idol was an extremely dumb idea! And even if it wasn't, you didn't have to get me to help you rob a bank to pay off that loser, MacDougald who only made a lucky stab at Taylor in the first place! Heck, MacDougald, hides his money in an old sock under his bed. The last time he was in a bank, you were in diapers! That's enough hiding out for me! This time, I really am going to tell everybody the truth! And I really did go to Cleveland with you guys last summer!"\n\nAnd that's the reason why I've been away all week! It's also the reason I'll never be away again, no, no, no not ever! Except for maybe ..next Tuesday! You see  my tenant died suddenly yesterday, and I've got his funeral to attend next week. By the way, it's in Cleveland.
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flakes              won              kale              sank           wane\nsnow               now             sale               loan            wanes\nflake                sow              walk             loans          wans\nlakes               low               walks            flaw            nose\nfakes              new               folk               flaws          lose\nwakes            sew              folks               law             oak\nlake                 few              awoke            laws           oaks\nfake                awe              flank              saw            soak\nwake              owe              flanks            was             fowl\nsake               foe                lank               wan            fowls\nowl                 owls              fan                fans            lean\nleans              wean             weans          sea              lea \nale                  ales               leas               owes          leak\nleaks               weak            aloe              aloes            oaf\noafs\n\nman, too many!!! bet you there are a lot more--i got 71 words from my brain :)
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Laugh out loud, check out this sites for other internet slang that people use.\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_slang\nhttp://www.blackchampagne.com/slang.shtml#acronyms\nhttp://www.noslang.com/index.php
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A guy walked into a bar and said ouch.\n\nA panda walked into a bar, ordered something, ate it, then shot the bartender and left. A man ran after him and asked why he did it. "Check a dictionary," said the panda. Later, the man looked up the definition of panda: "Eats, shoots and leaves."\n\nUm... That's all I got. Sorry.