okay,\n\nIs it just me or did anyone out there notice that the corton of orange juice i ate this morning was a secret portol to a land of orange plaster? You had to do the native shoshown-indian tribal dance in the orange juice to get in the portol though, but it was obviously there.
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you think that was good try the pineapple juice and don't even get me started on the apple juice
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O.K. first hand experience here, Chris and i set sail in three ships, after being on the big water for about 2 months, the ships started breaking up and Chris said "Look, that's American wood" i said "Chris the ships are breaking up on us." About that time the guy in the crows nest said "LAND" We got real close to the shore and could see the native Americans celebrating "Not have been discovered yet day", with beer and pizza, then this fine looking little indian girl came running out to the water's edge and said "What are ya'll doing coming around here in those ships", Chris said "We come to discover ya'll, America" she said "y'all need to discover your butt away from here" But, we went ashore and smoked the peace pipe (good stuff), eat pizza and drank some beer with the native Americans, I tried to tell the chief, "Hey when thay start talking about reservations, they ain't talking about no motel man.", but he act like he didn't hear me. That's the way it was back in 1492, just a few short years ago.***
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okay I'm not sure I understand your parents motives... as for Jamie it was tradition at one time to put fruit in stockings, at one time that was the only time some families could afford the fruit.\n\nI'm still blown away by the cocktail stuff...wow (so no I never had that in my stocking)\n\nHave a GREAT day!\n\nI was really wrong about the orange http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=78
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Yeah, some frat house buddies and I went to the hospital once to visit a brother who was in there for observation. Someone caught him sitting in the middle of a pentagram he drew on the floor with lighter-fluid. He set it afire and was rocking himself to his bizarre chant hoping he'd cast a spell to bring peace to the mid-east. He didn't come back to school. I think he moved somewhere to a lower rent area downtown. And that was just fine with me. Anyone with psychic abilities needs to stay clear away from me!
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i went to youtube to see if it really says something.\n\nit really looks like it says something, but waiit.. let me see it more...\n\nit looks like Z NET on http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Y_2aTHGPKE at 4:07... wait...\n\nit looks like ETRI at 1:42...\n\nit DEFINATELY says something, but i cant make it out!! argh!!!!!!!\nhow about if you record the vid and watch it over and over again? and i'd really like to know what it says\n\nbut when i watched the making of Welcome to the Black Parade, MCR said nothing about the skull...
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Ok, see it's like this,It say's Chicken of the Sea on the can, but it tastes like Tuna So, is it Chicken or Tuna?  Jessica Simpson really cracks me up!! I love her, and if everyone believes she is that Naieve, then they are pretty clueless as to how to play the Media for attention,LOL!!! I think you are NOT Stupid. I found your Q, Refreshing!
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I hate to burst any bubbles, but the reunion isn't official, and niether side has confirmed it.\n\nWhat they have confirmed (VH Publicist) is that Mike Anthony is out of the band.   He will be replaced by Ed's son, Wolfgang.  \n\nNothing against the boy, but damn, replace Mike?
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Last night as D.J. and I lay together, I pondered this very same question.  Is D.J. truly gay.  I thought yes.  \n\nThe way I figure it, the poop on D.J.'s tiny phallus indicates that he is at least curious.  However, the poop on my phallus indicates he's already joined the team.  \n\nStill I wondered until D.J. removed all doubts.\n\nAs I pulled my manhood from the vacuum of his eager lips, D.J. exclaimed "bring back your sweet cream-sicle, I want to gobble your load!"  \n\nD.J. is truly the "queen" of fairytopia.
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mav's questions have always been deep .... i guess this one's a bit too deep for me LOL\n\nhave a nice day :) ...... or what's left of it
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I thought he got kicked out when Naparis disappeared, instead he is trying to hide. I got an e-mail from someone saying he got Naparis kicked out. I haven't reported him, but very tired of it all. \nEDIT:\nI think I said it wrong. This morning a lady poster told me she thought Stephanvest got Naparis kicked out. Why are only people on the right getting in trouble, I never report anything, but the real nasty kids. Not politics
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My heart goes out to you James...on any given day, I can go for pig feet, pit barbequed sausage, greens and ham hocks...or the mean pot liquor after the fact. I Or, I can get real enchaladas, carne guesada, pollo con mole or Caldo------ in Texas with Lousiana Roots. I know what you mean... I have lived in other areas where if i wanted some down home food...I had to cook it. Well....just cut a slice off that Virginia ham and throw in the bone and some onion and make you a good ole pot of beans and some rice... dont forget the cornbread... pour a big glass of Kool aid you'll feel better. ((((((big hug for the hungry man!!!))))))
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good ol dang question ya got der hoss. almoss loss my dang ol thought train tryin ta git past dem munchy vittles you wuz talkin bout.  gettin regular just da fact you be in da outhouse befer no long cleanin out da ol pipes.  dont mean no dang ol harm nor foul.  \n\nya mussa asked dang ol bocephus thar fer dem ways to da eatin shack cuz eryon knows he da one fellar dat smarter n hell ta know dat. \n\nTo digress from my previous rambling, you are an idiot.
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re: the bottle question; you're a self-diluted, condescending jack-ass. it's evident that you are a pretty sorry individual, and to be quite frank, it's a good thing that your identity is hidden behind your ridiculous comments.  i know you're sitting there now, reading this from your roomy double-wide in butt-fu** north dakota, palming yourself and thinking about the rise you just got out of me.  enjoy!
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great one........never heard it before.......I could not stop laughing.\n........waiting for such good jokes.......keep posting........hahahahaha.\n\nthanks for the days best laugh.......
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That was an awesome eppy, one of my favorites. I really don't think any of us know what it means and i don't think we're supposed to, yet. I can't wait until they explain it.  Ya I don't think the others are a bunch of savage islanders, they are civilized and up to something. A great place to visit is the Lost Forum powered by Vbulletin., a lot of the people there have good theorys on what happened. It is also a great place to talk about the upcoming and past eppys. My screename there is soccerchick if you ever want to get a hold of me. And yes i agree it is the best show ever.
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Someone called Bart Simpson asked whether god could make a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it; that was kinda fun.\n\nBut I love all of jim_darwin's questions!  \n\n(Does this make me a troll, too? or perhaps a troll groupie?)
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O.K, I,m in same boat as you,mine,s been out sense aug.I,ve been 50 percent less pain and better,I,ve been going to charprackter and doing my streetching!{I can,t spell good!]So anyways,yeasterday I woke up and I,ve seem to gone back to square one,What the heck is going on?I wish I could give you some helpful advice but I,m right were you are!If you Find Something,New,That helps,Please let me Know!I,m going Insane with this pain and i miss bike riding!Thanks,Hollywood