Me: ...it's boring. Do you think they're desperate?\n\nFriend: Yah, I know. They should be worrying about the Teletubbies and Carebears battling to rule the earth.\n\nMe: True.
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because it's nice to think about sex. it makes my dick hard and big and that feels good.
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Now your just messin' with my head.\n\nYou still failed.\nIt's not white until it dries (don't know why)\nThere's no meat in an egg.\nNO, somebody else does.\nThere's no such things as vampires.
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"In my country they would go crazy for these 2.... her, not so much!"\n\n"I could not understand what this old man was talking about." - It was actually a feminist!
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"I, I don't have a whole lot of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51 video tape imbedding project. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and... [chokes] I've kind of been running across the country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.\nOK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, they're extradimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51 and.\nThe disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable." Faaip de Oiad -Tool\n(From transcripts of the Art Bell AM radio show, and Mother’s own edit.)
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I would be mad.\n\nAnd then i would get even.\n\nWhen they least expected it.\n\nPlease come back and ask for suggestions when you are ready to proceed.
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So that's it huh!So this is how you want to tell me!!\nI'm devastated, and you still want to be friends!\neven after you just ripped my heart out! i need a minute.\n\nOK, if you are sure its over/i need another minute.\n\n25 years just down the tubes!!!what happened!!\nit must have been the paperboy,and his money huh!\nI hope your happy........dejection setting in.\nOK friends it is. but i need time/a broken JuJu
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I'm trying really hard to care..........\n\nNope, sorry.
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Affirmative. \n\nLet me teach you something.  Ready?\n\nYankees suck!  Say it a few times and you'll be amazed at how well you feel.
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There,s life in the old dog yet fidgety!\nAn old retired Colonel was invited to a reunion dinner and halfway through the proceedings he rang his wife.\n"Agnes,this reunion is turning out more than I bargained for.They've got naked girls dancing on the tables and then giving their favours to anyone who's interested. What do you think I should do?"\nShe replied,"If you think you can do anything you'd better get home straight away."
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Translation: I am a panda bear. Moo man....she is a hot woman in a towel. I don't stand a chance with her. The only thing I've got going for me is that she's a huge Tom Petty Fan. Keep your fingers crossed for me dude.
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"Hey kid".\n\nI turned to look but no one was there.  It was all quiet on the street this Sunday morning.\n\n"Hey kid" \nI heard it again. "Hey" I said back, hoping to find where the voice was coming from.\n\n"Come here" the voice said.\n\n"Where are you?" I asked.\n\nJust then my friend, Carl walked out of the pizza shop.  "What do you want Carl?"\n\n"Huh?" he gave me a strange look.\n\n"Didn't you just ask me to 'come here'?" I asked.\n\n"No, I just got out here".  He said. "Are you feeling alright?"\n\n"He can't hear me" the voice said.\n\n"Where are you?" I asked \n\n"I'm standing right here, dork" Carl laughed thinking I was playing around.\n\n"No there's a voice here" I said.\n\n"He can't hear me" the voice said again.\n\nSo hows that for a start on a three way conversation?
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"all the woulda-coulda-shouldas lying in the sun\ntalking 'bout the things they woulda-coulda-shoulda done.\nbut those woulda-coulda-shouldas all ran away and hid\nfrom one little DID".\n                                        -shel silverstein\n\n'twas hanging behind the counter at my job where i am right now...\n\nbig goals?!  it's like me to change or affect my little corner of the world.  spread a smile or a kindness.  do a deed, make an effort (even a little one!)   \n\nanother cause big yet small... do a part to keep the earth clean.  an extra trip to the recycle bin?  sure.  pick up trash and get strange looks from passersby?  yes.  little things...\n\nso far as children, i've tried to conduct myself as a role model when i'm around them.  someday, someday... :)\n\ni think you're planting seeds by asking this CW... sorry so few have had something to say, but even if they haven't spoken, perhaps they've thought?
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I love it! lockerridge thumbs^up to you! IMAO! Now I got for you.......\n\n2 guys are in the woods hunting and one of them has to answer the call of the number 2 nature. So they stopped beside a stream and while his buddy was doing his thing behind some bushes he stretched out underneath a tree and relaxed.\n\nAll of a sudden he heard a scream and saw his buddy running toward him with his pants around his knees , and yelling bear, bear, BIG BEAR, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!\n\nHe jumped up and started to run for all he was worth, when his buddy got his pants up enough to run he started yelling hey wait what are we going to do to outrun this bear?\n\nTo which he replied." We hell, all I got to worry about outrunning is you sucker!"\n\nThe moral of this story is always go before you leave home.
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"Brilliant school." Now there is an oxymoron.\n\nEDIT: I'm sorry. I suppose that was rude and cynical. Tell me about your brilliant new school.
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:: Sigh... ::\n\nprophet*\nGabriel*\nGod. *\nDo you believe me?*\nWill you be my follower and enjoy a new perfect RELIGION?*\n\n\nLearn to type.\n\nAnd, no, I won't.
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Yes I know it's so revolting!!\nAnd did you see what some of the people here are writing? \n"How many can this planet support?" ( As if that's an excuse for murder!)\n" Who cares?" ( Who cares? God for one! He's the one who give the beautiful babies to you!) \n"That's not true" ( Unfortunately it is!!)\n\nIt's all so very, very revoltingly sick!!
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Bored?   I can't imagine what that feels like.....LMAO!!\n\nSaturday night and this is what we choose to do with our time,  I think we're all incredibly bored.\n\nThat's a great question.....the no question, question!  It's perfect!\n\nCheers!