EVERYONE is to be fitted with a zip as part of Gordon Brown's plan to nationalise Britain's kidneys.
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Everyone to be fitted with a zip
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Health Secretary Andrew Lansley opens doors for ``death tax''
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Professor heads national scheme
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UK makes plans for a possible announcement--
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Ed Miliband pledges to cap welfare bill
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Britain orchestrated move by central banks to stave off cash crunch
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Britain is being colonised:
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Government adopts savings programme
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Government prepares to seize private pensions
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Government to increase pupil premiums
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Ed Balls calls for emergency temporary VAT cut
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Government agrees to new UK business bank
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Plans unveiled for big box store
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UK government announces details of the NewBuy scheme
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Government must compete to secure funds
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Northern Rock to be nationalised
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Everyone is needed