Completely validating my theory that Brett Ratner and Eddie Murphy were chosen to put together the Oscars because someone was drunk and/or high at 2AM and needed a way to laugh and feel rich at the same time, Eddie has also quit hosting the Oscars in a press release straight from the AMPAS right after Brett was fired/given the boot, whichever version of the story you want to believe.
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Eddie Murphy also quit the Oscars!
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Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry call it quits
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Jimmy Kimmel to host Primetime Emmys
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Justin Timberlake to host the Oscars?
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Tina Fey says 'no way' she would host Oscars
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Oscar winning actor Nicolas Cage broke?
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Roger Altman to replace Larry Summers?
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Alec Baldwin hosts SNL season finale:
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Oscar is guilty?
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Break Even announce final shows
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Eddie Murphy will host the 2012 Oscars
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Bret Michaels calls off engagement --
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Kirsten Dunst losing battle with alcohol addiction?
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Celebuzz's pre-Oscar party guide!
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Keith Olbermann and Michael Moore team up
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Amy Poehler, Will Arnett split up
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When the Oscars came to New York