You might be a redneck if you know this comic worked at IBM for 5 years; yeah, those are better when he tells 'em
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This question originally aired on March 28, 2007... | Jeopardy ...  Mar 28, 2007 ... Category: JEFF Question: You might be a redneck if you know this comic worked at IBM for 5 years; yeah, those are better when he tells 'em
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TIL that Jeff Foxworthy attended Ga. Tech, and worked in mainframe ...  Oct 1, 2012 ... []thomasjs 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) ... People in the UK probably know him more for "Blackadder". ... You might be a redneck mainframe engineer if you have a working S/360 on to of your non-working ... He should do a tour as a Chris Gaines like alter ego that tells jokes like this.
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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003) - Quotes - IMDb  Ron White: And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me ... Jeff: You know you're a redneck if youve ever slept in a waffle house. [writes it...
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Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed (1998) - Quotes - IMDb  Jeff Foxworthy: I feel so much better knowing so many of you know what I'm ... My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling *why* she shot you. ... kids, and then I had to take them to school, then I had to go to work myself. ... I am thirty-nine years old; I thought I would be smarter than this at this point in my life.
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Humor, Jokes 'n Stuff  Vol. 2 | Gerold's Blog  Jan 27, 2013 ... There are more than 900 pages of jokes, cartoons and funny stuff in Volume 2 below ... In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. .... If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. ... He immediately answers: Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old...
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Jeff Foxworthy jokes  Jeff Foxworthy. You might be a redneck if... Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps. You owe the...
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You Might Be a Redneck If - Wikipedia  You Might Be a Redneck If is an album by American comedian Jeff Foxworthy. ... You Might Be a Redneck If From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... All tracks written by Jeff Foxworthy. "Introduction"  3:33; "Words in the South"  2:15; "You...
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AT LUNCH WITH : Jeff Foxworthy;2000 Ways You Might Be a Redneck  Feb 7, 1996 ... HAROLD'S BARBECUE is Jeff Foxworthy's kind of place. .... "Someone said one time, 'Well, you're talking about the lowest common...
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jeopardy/2297_Qs.txt at master  jedoublen/jeopardy  GitHub  OOH, A COMEDIAN | I don't want to get off on a rant, but this comic was great when he started on "MNF" in July 2000 | Dennis Miller. right: Carl. Wrong:.
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jeopardy/2621_Qs.txt at master  jedoublen/jeopardy  GitHub  CELEBRITIES | In 1978 this comic appeared on "The Dating Game" as contestant Baji Kimran; "Tenk You Veddy Much" | Andy Kaufman. right: Ben. Wrong:.
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J! Archive - Show #1327, aired 1990-05-15  Whether you spell it with an "A" or an "E", it describes any achromatic color .... Not that you asked, this "60 Minutes" curmudgeon reads his own book "Not That...
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IBM to pit supercomputer against Jeopardy! champs | The Trek BBS  Apr 28, 2009 ... But a question like "Meaning 'not working properly,' it may date back to a character in the comic strip 'The Katzenjammer Kids.'"* requires a...
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Articles about Bob Briggs - tribunedigital-orlandosentinel  His alter ego, John Bloom, also does the ``God stuff'' segment on Comedy Central's ... was supposed to be a drive-in movie critic and a self- declared redneck.
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Comedy's Curmudgeon - tribunedigital-orlandosentinel  Jul 6, 1997 ... In the introduction to his new book, Brain Droppings, George Carlin tells us how ... So Carlin, a man who has made good money making us laugh while ranting ... ''But when you live with someone for 36 years and they supported your ... The 60-year-old comic spoke in a Philadelphia hotel one day recently,...
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The Squared Circle: Life, Death, and Professional Wrestling eBook ...  Even as a child I could see that Giant Machine was Andre the Giant. ... With every new partner, I cheered and laughed at the Heenan Family's ... Like all the other sideshow acts, these carnival wrestling acts were a fully ...... "Shoemaker is at his best when telling comic anecdotes about the colorful characters of the sport.
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George Carlin, Comic Who Chafed at Society and Its Constraints ...  Jun 24, 2008 ... Supported by ... The cause was heart failure, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. ... and a buttoned-down decorum in the '60s to counterculture hero in ... How come when it's us it's an abortion, he asked, and when it's a .... He also wrote books, expansions on his comedy routines, including Brain Droppings...
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Computing Humor | Geeks Bearing Gifts  Sep 1, 2014 ... You might want to copypasta this for use in Social Media  Published ... [_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS. ... [COLOR=#990033][FONT=Arial]I believe whatever God has in store for .... ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? ... Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.
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Actually, I hate the word 'moron' used as an insult, thank you very ...  Feb 19, 2013 ... To be honest, it was the whole don't use use 'retarded' as an insult ... I don't think you'd have too look far to find that fat jokes do far more harm to the ... which economically showed that adding more and more words to his ... Well, the word nice used to mean simple-minded, so I guess that's out too?
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Briefing | The Economist  Mr Palmisano announced that IBM would invest a further $6 billion in India over the .... the American giant has done wellcertainly better than Accenture and EDS. .... The worst effects may not be felt until the mortgage payments of many ..... firms from 1995 to 2002, concludes that shares with voting rights in excess of...
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Jeopary Questions page 1765 - NYC IN THE '70s - TriviaBistro.com  AUTOMOTIVE METAPHORS: Despite your boss, you won't quit your job; you need the money to keep "living life in" this freeway area  WE INVENTED STUFF:...
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Still asking the Unanswerable Question, 'Are we having fun yet?'  The first on the left there is Mr. Toad, my very first comic character who made ... In actual fact, microcephalics are missing their frontal lobes, so they have that sloping forehead. ... Zippy in the early comic strips I did was really much more pinheaded. ..... this is where Zippy first spouted his catch phrase "Are we having fun yet.