A joke says that when you play country music this way, your wife, your dog & your car return
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What exactly does this "play a country song backwards" joke mean?  Sep 10, 2012 ... You get your house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back. ... Perhaps the most famous of these messages was one that said "Paul is ... Country music is known for lyrics where songwriters lament about things that ... this, in a way, at the end of his song You Never Even Called Me by My Name:.
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Country Music Jokes - Yuks'R'Us!  Country singer George Jones was injured in a car crash. ... The country music lover said, "I would like to listen to 'Achy Breaky Heart' fifty times in ... What happens if you play country music backwards? your wife returns to you, your dog comes ... the way that pygmies say while in labor She sealed me in the vault and smirked.
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J! Archive - Show #5466, aired 2008-05-19  The engine control unit, a car's smartest computer, monitors systems like ... A joke says that when you play country music this way, your wife,...
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RASCAL FLATTS LYRICS - Backwards - A-Z Lyrics  And he said you wanna know what you get. When you play a country song backwards. You get your house back. You get your dog back ... Ya get your first and second wives back ... But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards ... Request Lyrics  Submit Lyrics  Soundtracks  Music Videos  Facebook...
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A large compilation of piano and musician jokes - Tripod  The pianist says "I usually play it in F, but no problem!" The henchman goes .... Q: How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? A: Take the pizza ... A: Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison. Q: What happens when you play country western music backwards? A: You get your...
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Musician Jokes  She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: How do ... A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was. Q: What ... Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test? A: Saliva. ... Q: How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway? A: Seven- ... Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
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Some jokes from a forum where humor gets deleted (3Mb text file).  When you get in take a look around to see if it might be in there. ... When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. ...... Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. ...... Being screwed by a lawyer Dean ..... lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
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jokes63  Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey Whenever you read a good book, it's like the ... and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
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Southern Sayings - You Can Be Funny  You can decipher these funny southern sayings by listening twice as hard and ... I've heard these all my life and thought everyone talked this way.....until I moved to Illinois. .... He is so ugly that my mother had to tie pork chops to his ears so the dog .... If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
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Rollin', rollin', rollin'... though the streams are swollen... keep them ...  Rollin', rollin', rollin'... though the streams are swollen... keep them dogies rollin' Rawhide! I just thought I'd pop by and give an update! It's been a while... sorry...
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Great quotes related to music/records | Page 2 | Steve Hoffman ...  "When I was a kid I told my Dad I wanted to be a musician. ... "The sound of harps, singers, flutes, and trumpets ... You ought to go back to drivin' a truck. -- Jim Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, to Elvis Presley in 1954.
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Really Bad Country Song Titles  According to Sylvester, the song contains the truly touching lyrics: "Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise ... Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance (courtesy of Tom, who isn't sure it's a real song) ... 2 songs with this title in the BMI database (courtesy of Rick); I Can't Pass the Bar, and...
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How has Tom Jones stayed married for 55 years? He admits: 'There ...  May 10, 2012 ... The first thing my wife asks me when I get home is: Have you heard any good jokes lately? ' On holiday: Sir Tom Jones with his wife Linda who have just .... who have more gymnastics in their voice because that's the way she sings. ... their underwear at you, why the hell are you recording a song like that?
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Blog Post | Catch You on the Flip-Flop, Good Buddy | Car Talk  Jun 12, 2015 ... How one terrible song drove Tom Bodett away from civilization and into the wilds of Alaska. ... I left the Midwest and hitchhiked to Alaska in 1976 where I stayed for 23 years. ... C.W. McCall's novelty trucker ballad Convoy reached far into the top ... Every airline pilot's cabin update could begin with breaker...
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J! Archive - Show #4283, aired 2003-03-26  I'd return my "TV Town" CD if it didn't include the tune from this Mike Connors TV series ... If you're rubicund, you're ruddy, or this color...
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J! Archive - Show #3514, aired 1999-12-09  A mobile home used for camping is often called an RV, short for this .... Cowboys often intensified this Spanish word for "crazy" with "plumb"...
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Funny Phone Songs  George Of The Jungle Calling Theme Song ...  Download Funny Phone Songs  George of the Jungle Calling Theme Song ... Listen Funny Phone Songs  Ex Wife Warning Alert 3 Comedy Songs, Funny...
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Culture  Dog Canyon  He got through the verse about they called me sidekick, then he stumbled. ... At his Grand Old Opry gig, Nixon bragged that White House performances by Merle ... music room, his favorite of Fair Lane Mansion's 56 rooms, automobile tycoon ..... who is discovered in the trunk of a car where he has been locked by a coyote.
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"A Pork Pie Pillbox Panama Tiara Turban Fez Sombrero" line to ...  While sadly walking through a field one day I met a goat who stopped to say \\
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Roll Over Beethoven  Chuck Berry  Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news. I got the rockin' pneumonia, I need a shot of rhythm and blues. I think I'm rollin' arthritis sittin' down by the...
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Animal Idioms - The Idiom Connection  The best-laid plans of mice and men could not prevent our travel problems. ... You can buy the used computer but it will be like buying a pig in a poke if you do not look .... wrote a letter of apology to the customer but a leopard can't change its spots. ... You should let sleeping dogs lie and not ask our boss about the dispute.