Take Two Torts and Call Me in the Morning
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The friction that sometimes strains the patient-doctor relationship when lawyers seek medical care is at an all-time high.
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When Dr. Julio Bonis awoke one Sunday  morning with a sore shoulder, he could not figure out what he  had done. It felt like a sports injury, but he had been a bit  of a couch potato lately.
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Feeling much better today. Health is beginning to return. I owe it all to patience, lots of sleeping, drinking fluids, and not trying to be healthy before I actually am. Today I'm going to take a 20 minute easy walk in the sun.  Watching General Petreus testify today. The Dems are very polite. Sorry I still think we should get the hell out of Iraq. I don't think any more Americans should die there.  Elizabeth Dole is speaking now.
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Hundreds of lawyers who claim that people were injured or killed by the painkiller Vioxx plan to lay groundwork for a legal assault against the drug's maker, Merck.
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By The Daily Oklahoman  Jun. 10--NEXT time you see an ambulance, grab your mobile and call the Dallas law firm of Miller Curtis & Weisbrod. The fine lawyers there might want to chase that ambulance. They might even reward you for the tip.
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Drug investors may be wishing they could pop two pills and feel better in the morning. The latest headache hit last week when Pfizer joined the rash of drug companies announcing problems with their products.
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I'm sorry Mr Dell, but Frank can't come to the phone right now
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Shareholders might want to stay in bed this morning.
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When a person is told he has an aggressive form of cancer, he might seek a second opinion if the doctor responds by telling him to drink plenty of fluids, take two aspirin, get a good night sleep and call the office in the morning.
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Overturn District Court, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals verdicts, please
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I got beaten up. It was my fault. I asked for the whipping. This is how it happened:
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A Brooklyn lawyer announced plans yesterday to file the first federal lawsuits against Merck &amp; Co. on behalf of New Yorkers who developed heart troubles using the arthritis drug Vioxx.
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For some reason, noon just comes way too early, and making it to campus is a struggle. I thought one of my professors was going to be a stickler about it and dock me some points, but I had a talk with him to calm him down.
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The Gazette corrects errors of fact in this space. If you find mistakes, please call 636-0266 during business hours.   The Page 2 calendar in Monday's Gazette had the wrong day for events occurring today, June 26.
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DEAR ABBY: I know you care about individuals taking steps each day to improve the quality of their lives. Please help me spread the word about improving the health of millions of Americans.
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THE PRODUCT: Instant Chemistry Quick Lunchtime Face Peel  THE CLAIM: "Get the same results at home as you would if you were to go to the dermatologist during your lunch hour.
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