Kisna should have been called Katherine!
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Subhash Ghai's new epic Kisna is a blockbuster, as popcorn as can be.
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In Kis Kiski Kismat, Mallika Sherawat makes sure her eye-shadow matches her knickers!
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Since the K5 Emperor of Icecream, eavier, foisted the augean task of ghetto-reviewing onto my skinny shoulders this year, here goes. First, we begin with the grimy w/hole itself, and then move to the individual rotting parts thereof. The obvious changes to the ghetto landscape were: trhurler didn't come back from his hike, MichaelCrawford started giving it away, my kuron brethren were badly trolled by a xanax-popping dysfunctional alcoholic), both Egil and insomnyuk decided to suicidomize themselfs, NIWS/Spellcheckbot attacked (again), and rusty took apart his bathroom and added walls to K5.   Rotting parts inside:
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Having Jason Kidd available for roughly 20 minutes a night is costing the New Jersey Nets. The New York Knicks took advantage of Kidd&#39;s rationed minutes to get back in the game early and then capitalized on
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I heard the very loud call of kree!...kree! and then I looked down and saw the One-eyed Pirate. His face is covered with streams of blood and I can see he can't wipe it out of his eyes. He looks like someone shot him at close range in the head. It looks worse than it is.    "Gawd dammit Jaguar!" I heard Pirate yell. "Get 'er away from me!" he chuckled to himself.    Of course, there's no way I was able to keep her away from her territorial imperative.    Then...here came the call; kree...kree again. This time I heard AND saw her. She stoops, in a short but quick dive....And then suddenly...BAM! She screamed down and hammered the Pirate's head. More blood poured from One-eyed's scalp. Male prairie falcons are protective too but they are only 1/3rd the size of females. The females are killing machines, inherited from their ancient raptor ancestors; the dinosaurs.    "Yeow! Fuck that hurts!" One-eyed Pirate said as he rubbed his head. His hand is now slippery with his own blood.    I laughed and it echoed against the canyon walls, fading out somewhere into Purgatory Canyon.
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It sure sounded like an insult. A dismissive dig, at least. The sort of thing Gilbert Arenas loves to hear so he can store it away for extra motivation.
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With five of the top eight players in this week&#39;s $3 million WTA Championships hailing from the land of Lenin and Kournikova, Tour organizers should consider renaming this season-ending tournament the Russian Open.
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This one would really, really, really have hurt had it not ended the way it did. There would have been the inevitable comparisons to the same disheartening defeat three days earlier against Sacramento. There would be six days to stew over it. There would be a sub-.500 record at the All-Star break and, well, who needed that ?
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Recently, there's been a bit of a brouhaha in the news about a Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant stumbling over what should have been a simple geography/education question (watch the video in all its schadenfreude glory).  This kind of slow news day reporting is not terribly interesting in and of itself, but it got me thinking about Mike Tyson.
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An article last Sunday about fans of Wagnerâs âRingâ cycle misstated the given name of a psychiatrist who was quoted on the large medical contingent that travels to see productions. He is Alan Kagan, not Alex.
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By Georgia Murray  I HAVE always been a fan of Charlotte Church, but I was disgusted with her language and obscene gestures during her new TV show.   She's a great singer but she has a lot to learn if she thinks that swearing is the secret of long-lasting TV success.
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After watching his performance on the introduction to Monday Night Football, I think the best title for him is, King Leer. Nothing worthy of Shakespeare could be seen
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Vivek Oberoi's career is very shaky at the moment. The disastrous response to Kyun! Ho Gaya Na has done enormous damage to the actor. Will Subhash Ghai's Kisna resurrect his career?
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What, having twins isn't enough? Patricia and Kevin Uniacke want to become landlords now, too?
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In BUCHAREST story please read in fifth paragraph ... Prime Minister Adrian Nastase ... instead of ... Prime Minister. By Mirela Roman and Radu Marinas.
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The American Idol finalist makes is on Mad Magazine's List of 2007's biggest idiots!
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We need a name for these guys. The Yankee Clippers? The Sons of Tito? How about the No More Nomars?