Ameobi warns of Toon onslaught
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Newcastle striker Shola Ameobi has warned Birmingham to expect a New Year&#39;s Day onslaught at St James&#39; Park. Graeme Souness&#39; side were left perplexed by their failure to take any reward from last night&#39;s Barclays Premiership tussle with Arsenal.
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Anti-Malcolm Glazer campaigner Keith Harris has warned the Manchester United board to expect the unexpected from the American in the coming days.
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South Africa plan to undermine Steve Harmison&#39;s position as world number one bowler by targeting him when the five-Test series starts today.
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Tycho:  Gabriel's ill-conceived Pong Pong challenge has brought out the wolves, and now the forest rings with their baying. Amaze Entertainment is holding tryouts internally to see who will leave our merry band in ruins. Upstarts from the DigiPen Institute of Technology will arrive soon to unseat the last generation as is the charge of all young men. "Suckerpunch" will cease to be a euphemism when one of their usually mild animators suddenly strikes my diaphragm.
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Disney World is about to get a little pitchy, dawg.
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THE DEVASTATION caused by powerful Hurricane Ivan in the Eastern Caribbean, and especially Grenada between Tuesday night and early yesterday, should compel those Jamaicans who have grown cynical over storm warnings to sit up and take note.
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HUNDREDS of patients of Addenbrooke&#39;s Hospital have been warned they may have come into contact with the human form of &quot;mad cow disease&quot;.
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âPakistan is inherently unstable. Dealing with them is like playing with matches in a forest.â - Larry Pressler. That statement from Larry Pressler, made during his recent visit to India, coincided with
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Don't let a will get in the way.
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By Jeb Phillips, The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio  Feb. 14--Most are one in a million, yelling out into the universe, just in case.
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The big man in the middle of a mini-tempest - an honorary Nigerian tribal chief whose day job involves hunting NFL quarterbacks - said yesterday the Patriots would be downright loco to turn his criticism of Matt Light into bulletin-board fodder.
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Â· Kibaki put on defensive by Odinga's yes to mediation  Â· African Union head due to arrive to help end turmoil
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BELGRADE, Aug 21 (IPS) - In place of the promised healing touch, they have  in cases brought death. And now at least a few people are  beginning to demand a check on the recent proliferation of  self-proclaimed healers and sorcerers.
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Be warned. The Pink Sheet punks are on the prowl.
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Met ireann has issued a severe weather warning and forecasts gusts of up to 100 m.p.h. in exposed parts of the west and south this evening.
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was a conservative estimate, said Shigeru Omi, regional director of WHO&#39;s Western Pacific Regional Office. &quot;The maximum range is more ... maybe 20 to 50 million people,&quot; Omi said in a speech in Hong Kong on Monday.
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Beware, Energizer bunny, wherever you are. Some familiar Disney characters are leading an assault by a rival brand on the battery market.