News: An Embarrassment Of Kittens
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Tycho:  Going deeper into the Console War than ever before we discovered hidden camps, and were inexorably drawn to their strange rhythms and makeshift jungle podiums hot with rhetoric.  It grieves me to announce that we may have lost Gabriel to their potent lure.
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CHESHIRE TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Health officials have condemned a feces-filled and urine-soaked mobile home inhabited by a 68-year-old woman, her 22-year-old daughter and their 66 cats and dogs. The animals, 39 adult dogs, 14 puppies and 13 cats, were found caked in fecal matter.
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Tycho:  I'm super depressed.  I thought I had invented a new word - mirthquake - and then I was going to say that you should prepare yourselves for the aforementioned, as today's comic strip was rated this or that number on the rictus scale.  I mean seriously, I've been excited all weekend.  A simple Google search put me in my place - the word is practically ubiquitous.  Expect it soon on Urban Dictionary, that mausoleum of once vibrant language.
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From rats on Viagra to senile kitty cats, this is the week that was. In Bodyhack.
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By Michael Williams Readers' editor  Each week from now on I'll be owning up in this slot to solecisms, slips and just plain inaccuracies. I am sure you will let me know about them. First, two errors from our food pages from 10 June.
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F-bombs away! Fans of open-mic celebrity blunders rejoice!â¦
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This is really strange.  Today I wanted to download a Tomcat source tarball and it pointed me to this mirror:  mirrors.*playboy.com*/apache...  The full link to the Tomcat tarball is here :  Whats up with that?    More evidence that Tomcat  is just cat on the prowl for a kitten in need:  caption: Can you pass the Tomcat Rorschach  test?
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The first cloned-to-order pet sold in the United States is Little Nicky, a 9-week-old kitten delivered to a Texan saddened by the loss of a cat she had owned for 17 years.
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Okay, they're 0-4 now and have looked positively awful in getting there.
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Your hunch is correct. Your cat decided to live with you, not the other way around. The sad truth is, it may not be a final decision.
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Those sleeping kittens on YouTube sure are cute. Wired's How To Wiki shows you how easy it is to take that video clip you saved to your desktop and put it on your mobile device. Awwww!
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&quot;This company is basing the ânewâ cat on British shorthairs, a breed known not to be a high risk for allergy sufferers. It smacks of a harebrained scheme to cash in.
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I heard the very loud call of kree!...kree! and then I looked down and saw the One-eyed Pirate. His face is covered with streams of blood and I can see he can't wipe it out of his eyes. He looks like someone shot him at close range in the head. It looks worse than it is.    "Gawd dammit Jaguar!" I heard Pirate yell. "Get 'er away from me!" he chuckled to himself.    Of course, there's no way I was able to keep her away from her territorial imperative.    Then...here came the call; kree...kree again. This time I heard AND saw her. She stoops, in a short but quick dive....And then suddenly...BAM! She screamed down and hammered the Pirate's head. More blood poured from One-eyed's scalp. Male prairie falcons are protective too but they are only 1/3rd the size of females. The females are killing machines, inherited from their ancient raptor ancestors; the dinosaurs.    "Yeow! Fuck that hurts!" One-eyed Pirate said as he rubbed his head. His hand is now slippery with his own blood.    I laughed and it echoed against the canyon walls, fading out somewhere into Purgatory Canyon.
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By JESSICA GRESKO  KEY WEST, Fla. - The many cats that roam the grounds of the Ernest Hemingway home include Ivan, Frances and Charley - all kittens born during the destructive hurricane season of 2004.
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Comment Dirty, and getting dirtier
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The virtual headquarters of Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards has been defaced by a "feces spewing obscenity" created by Second Life political rivals. Welcome to the internet, John. At Table of Malcontents.
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Discarded panties threaten national security The champagne corks are popping this morning down at Vulture Central because, after years of trying, we've finally found a rock-solid link between IT and knickerless celebutards:â¦