Smudger eats humble pie
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I DON&#39;T think there&#39;s a big enough slice of humble pie in Berkshire to satisfy my needs this week. Why, you ask? Well I was the bright spark who called for Colin Montgomerie&#39;s exclusion
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The Bolton Evening News can oblige Thanks very much to reader Neil for pointing us in the direction of his local rag The Bolton Evening News, which is offering readers the chance to buy a snap of this poor bloke:â¦
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There&#39;s a huge box of doughnuts on the table in front of RenÃ©e Zellweger, but the pastries remain untouched. Zellweger has shed her sweets-loving character along with the 20 or
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This weekÂs cheesecake on celluloid Sheesha offers a ÂbonusÂ for a certain section of viewers.
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Shunning food every other day may be a feasible way to slash calories -- if you and those around you don't mind the crankiness that comes with it, according to researchers.
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By Luciana Lopez, The Oregonian, Portland, Ore.  Dec. 8--Forgive Eric Isaacson if he indulges in a bit of the bubbly at  work today.
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Shrink-wrapped catch-22 YouTubers have Christopher "Jedi" Knight. And eBayers have Tim "Happy Hour" Vernor.â¦
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Comment Dirty, and getting dirtier
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A few weeks back, I had a pretty dim view of Twinkie and Wonder Bread maker, Interstate Bakeries (NYSE: IBC). I even suggested -- shudder -- that the firm might
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Brad Culpepper particularly remembers the Thanksgiving dinners, when he would stuff himself silly with food and then two hours later try to find a way to cram some more down his throat.
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An internet casino has purchased a grilled cheese sandwich on eBay that bears the image of the Virgin Mary. Despite being 10 years old and having one bite taken out of it, the slice of Heaven has, perhaps miraculously, stayed free of mould.
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unless one is eating it with Martha Stewart! Carol Gilbert, 57, a Catholic nun serving time with the domestic diva at the Federal
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MACHIAS, Maine - A 54-year-old homeless man who routinely complained of fake chest pains to avoid paying the tab for restaurant meals may have gotten his just desserts.  A judge sentenced Elias I. Elias on Friday to 90 days in jail after he pleaded guilty to theft of services.
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A Fool offers a round of applause for better disclosure.
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Hold the roast beef, pass the cocktail wieners on toothpicks. Eat off paper plates (napkins are even better), and don't dare sit down.
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Idiot 2.0 passes judgement on idiots This crock crock by CNET blogger Steve Tobak must take the award for 2007's most self-righteous, sanctimonious bollocks. Read on in wonder:â¦
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How can tiny Peet's compete with the Starbucks Goliath? The answer: Quality.