Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: How Sad Can Your Life Be?

Let's get right to the point with this insipid example of cinema sewage - is it worth having your intelligence insulted every few seconds just to get to see a few naked breasts??? If the answer is 'yes', then go for it - you have my deepest sympathies for being so challenged. If the answer is 'no', then cease reading now and find something worthy of your time and cash. If 'American Pie' is the watermark used by the other reviewers to give this swill glowing praise, say no more - it's time to tape the windows and doors, turn the gas on and inhale deeply, hoping your luck is much better in the afterlife than it was here...