Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Horrible, but didn't cost a dime

I gave my $7 to Horton Hears a Who instead of actually paying for this one. Turns out that was almost a mistake, since I was the only one in the theater come showtime, and without any paying customers, the projectioner almost didn't start the movie. It was a scientific farce, but on top of that, it was the most bored I've ever been in a theater. The only reason I stayed to the end was so the next time a creationist asks me "Have you seen it," I can answer "yes."