Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Fair

My apologies to all you James Patterson fans out there. I know I am about to inflame many of you with what I have to say. The truth is, I've read several of his books now and have to say that there just isn't much substance to them. They feel trite and contrived and not particularly clever when compared to other writers in the genre. I always think I should enjoy them but I am always left wondering where the "rest of it is." It feels like eating nothing but whipped cream for dinner when you really want a burger. It looks great and sounds like a good idea but you're left wanting something else when you're done.