Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Almost as good as the National Enquirer!

The Left Behind endless saga started with a bang but then went on, and on, and on, and on, and on, ad nauseam. The dreadfully inane writing of "Left Behind" - particularly that found in the last half of the series was so embarrassing that I can't imagine why anyone would want to buy any further books from this money-making scam. There are absolutely no other books in the "religious" genre, other than the Book of mormon (that was clearly written by a lunatic), or the Purpose Drivel merchandising scam that even comes close to the insipid Left Behind Series.To be honest, I just returned from the grocery store and almost had to go back and buy some expectorants when I saw "The Rising" on sale at the checkout stand. The only positive thing I can glean from that experience is that this book was located, appropriately, next the National Enquirer.