Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a mode of thought that says that you cannot fully comprehend a piece of art right away. It may take days for you to realise how good a piece of art it was, be it a book, movie, painting, etc. Conversely, I belive it is also impossible to comprehend the truly hideous works all at once as well. It may take days of constant agonizing and wailing before you realise that you have wasted a significant amount of your life analysing a piece of tripe. THIS IS WHAT THE THIRD TWIN IS; a novel so monumentally bad, so ridiculous, so trite, so badly written, and worst of all, so unentertaining, that the mere idea that you sat through it to the bitter end makes you truly upset. Perhaps I sound bitter. Perhaps I am. All I can say is, Mr. Follett, you took away six hours of my life, and I want them back!