Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A real DUD!

This one has been a real disappointment to me. I received this as a Christmas gift because I asked for it. There may be some stupid things said here, but most of them (the month of January anyway) aren't really that funny. I've used lots of funny calendards over the years and enjoyed most of them. But this one just isn't funny. Although there are some exceptions (like Al Gore's inventing the Internet comments) most of the entries are really nothing more than inadvertent slips of the tongue. Given the utter stupidity of many public people in the things that they actually mean to say there is no dearth of material available. Instead, the editors of this calendar seem to be more interested in minor slips of the tongue. I suppose they might be funny if you were there. But reading them on a calendar page has barely made me smile let alone laugh. I need to laugh so I just bought another calendar (Our Dumb Century) which I hope will be an improvement.