Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The Queen of the Sappy Sinks Lower

I thought Siddons couldn't get any worse, but I was wrong. She is the Empress of Melodrama. Since when is an alcoholic college student such a tragedy? For crying out loud, call AA and haul Lulu to a halfway house. I can't believe any present-day 13-year-old being so enraptured by a drunken college kid. So she sees Lulu having sex with a guy? So what? This book isn't even worth borrowing from the library. SKIP IT.