Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Couldn't melt a popsicle

After using my trusty reliable 11 yr old Hamilton Beach Toaster Oven/Broiler, I thought it was time to ditch the old one and buy a new one. The new model is attractive and seemingly well designed. But...The oven door never closes completely, frozen dinners that should take 30 minutes take closer to an hour and it took 25 minutes to reheat a slice of pizza. Expect to watch the complete saga of "Gone With the Wind" while waiting for your food to heat up! One word...Ridiculous!This was a total disappointment and frankly a huge waste of money.Warning: The surgeon general says stay far away from this loser! But wanting to end on a positive note, it does make a cute cricket sound at the end of the toast cycle.