Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Natural Selection v. Theocracy: Honk, if you love Fish or Hump Day

So I was trying to decide....the Darwin fish...The Flying Spaghetti Monster...then, I found it: the Hump Day fish. Natural Selection, prevailing, to remind US Citizens that this is *not* a Theocracy.......*yet*.They'll make you remove it, in a few months, but enjoy it until the Stormtroopers Come for You.If this is confusing, "Welcome, to 'America.'" :-)