Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: It was a dark and stormy night ....

This is the worst book I have read in a long time. It was written as if Reich had a special word processor that contained on its keyboard every cliche known to man. Characters were cartoons, situations were predictable, descriptions were trite . Is there anyone out there who has read this book who couldn't figure out the solution to Neumann's quandaries at least a hundred pages before he did? Was he really thay dull? If so, how could these brilliant captains of Swiss banking mistake him for a bright shining star? Some descriptions were truly laughable. Does Syria really have a 'royal blue sky'? Are we really to believe that Cerutti was found shot through the head with a white fluffy pillow resting on his stomach? Did Sylvia always have to laugh huskily before,during, and after sex? This book sank into my skull with a dull sickening thud on a dark and stormy night.