Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Please do not read this...

stare at the wall instead. Seriously, that would be much more interesting. You could make up a more entertaining story in your head in 5 minutes. I read this years ago when it first came out, and I still cannot get over how awful it is. Thank god Oprah lost her credibility with me early on. I am sure it has saved me many a wasted hours reading dreck from her book club.