Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Alright Already

At about the 15 minute mark one of two things stopped me watching this:1) A shrieking, agonizing pain in my ribs. The constant, insistent, nudge-nudge, "ain't we ironic and witty comic geniuses" elbows finally did their damage, or ...2) Appearances by Zach Galifianakis, Jeff Goldblum, Will Ferrell and (not) Johnny Depp depressed me so much I needed to lie down and think of the good work that they have done - in any movie except this one. (Actually the scenes by Galifianakis, Goldblum and Ferrell were the high points of the movie - from there on it wasn't just downhill it was Olympic downhill with rockets strapped to your back.)Save your money and skip this drivel, or, if you're like me watching it 'free' as part of Amazon Prime, your time.P.S. Robert Loggia still says that eleven-letter word better than anyone this side of Chris Rock. And yes, he is better than the rest of the film as well.P.P.S. Hack Cinema 101 - if you suck, have someone else in your movie that doesn't suck.