Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I'd commit suicide too if I wrote this book

The author of this atrocious book has given us the most annoying character in the entire history of literature. Imagine reading the story of the spoiled little brat kid who lived down the street from you when you were younger. The kid who always talked back to his mother and got everything he wanted. Who wants to read about a person like this? The story itself moves along at a terrible pace. It switches from one unfunny episode to another with a bit of difficulty, usually relying on the main character going home to go to sleep at the end of the chapter, and waking up to a new, irritating adventure.