Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz *snore* Zzzzzzzzzzzz <cough cough>

Seems like a bubble gum rip off of Umberto Eco's "Fouccault's Pendulum". I haven't been able to finish it. I find myself rooting for the Illuminati to succeed where the book would be over.I really believe someone could publish the Charlotte Yellow Pages and put Dan Brown's name on it and it would make the New York Time's bestseller list thanks to the "DaVinchi Code".