Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Conspiracy of two

They may be superstars now, but these meek losers got their start playing carwash gigs in a Detroit suburb that specializes in cheap subs and dirty mags. Kate Ryan started out as the bassist, but soon gave it up because - surprise, surprise! - she couldn't play. She switched to the drums which she continues to play even worse, and the history of White Stripes began.Not much to say of this album. The bass is too punchy sounding, the vocals are stretched thin, and the drums, well, the drums are just the drums. Don't believe the hype of this strange 2-group combo - they're really metal lovers at heart, and only became alternative when it became hip to do so after Headbangers Ball faded into oblivion.Long live r & r.