Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Excuse me while I puke my intestants out

I really loved Jewel's book. For a teenager like me I can realate to a lot of emotions she's been going through. But this book here gets me sick. Thanks the Goddess that I didn't pay for this book myself. I was camping once and was left with no toilet paper. I had the book with me, so I though this book and toilet paper. Same thing!!!