Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Just about as exciting as a ham sandwich ....

OK .. we have a young budding artist living in NY, working as a waitress in a slop shop, and for some reason, becomes the focus of attention of Alex, a wealthy, but of course sleazy, patron and art dealer.......Up to this point the story has potential but when one starts to read this book falls appart .... I think that Carla needs some pretty serious psychologcal help .. on the one side she 'gets it on' with the whole crew of a downtown fire station, and then on the other side, being 'church mouse' poor she won't get together with a wealthy and good looking man that can make the word happen for her. While were at it what with her and the hots for a homeless bum that is told not to come back to the slop shop, mistakenly called a restaurant .....I would reccomend this to anyone who has a fireman fixation but that has to be about the only good thing I can say ....