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The kindle kindles hatred in my heart. I want to use the kindle for kindling. This "reading device" is bound to be obsolete and forgotten within a few years. It does nothing that my laptop can't already do. I dont want to lug around my laptop and the stupid kindle as well. I could have just brought along a paperback instead and saved myself about 390$. I dont read dozens of books at a time and I dont know anyone who does. The kindle has a very short battery life, and it doesn't display illustrations, graphs, footnotes etc. so really this device is pretty much useless. but if you have to have every new tech gadget that comes along be my guest -it will be gathering dust in your closet along with your segway and your hd-dvd player sooner than you think.