Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Hollywood will probably make a movie out of it...

This was a gruelling read. I know it was supposed to be a satire, but aren't satires supposed to be humorous? It took me weeks to slog through it...I should have visited this site after the first chapter to save time, because I kept thinking, something has got to happen, right? I could have found out from the reviews that nothing ever would. Lots of deep (boring, inane) dialogue from a gathering of artsy, vegan boores...somebody in Hollywood will probably write a screenplay and make a movie out of it, which would be the next logical step, because it would fit right in with most of the garbage that Hollywood serves up these days. Don't waste your time with this one.