Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Sucks beyond the telling...

I can't believe that I paid money for this exercise in banality.I enjoy a fun romantic supernatural romp as much as the next reader, perhaps moreso. This was... painful. It was terribly unfunny, though I'm sure the author has a circle of friends who have mistakenly convinced her otherwise. The puns were heavy handed, the heroine an idiot.. and I don't think the author passed high school science. If she had perhaps she'd have parlayed some of this information to her heroine-- who is allegedly a scientist.I'm sending my book to Dorchester Publishing and asking for my money back.