Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A horribly conceived book

Come on people, don't you want even a little more from your reading experience than this load of sentimental nonsense? Terrible characters (especially Lexy, who never comes across as a real person -- too plucky and kooky by half), and a horrible plot involving Frankenstein-ian surgeries on dogs to get them to speak like humans. Read the review below written by a medical doctor if you don't believe me -- what happens in this plot is incredible and gross and silly. I never got a sense that the narrator felt much for his dog, and I could care less about how his wife did herself in (I could see the answer to this question coming a mile away -- all those 'kooky' little character traits. So irritating). One of the worst plots I've read in a long time, a close second to 'Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell', but mercifully much shorter.