Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Blech!

If I hadn't PAID for this thing, I might've VOMITTED all over it! WHERE did this woman learn to write?? DO NOT pay money for this! Learn from my mistake! Don't be fooled by the largely favourable reviews here. This novel is the literary equivalent of the trashiest "bodice-ripper" romance novel. Come nowhere near this thing!