Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Honestly, I'd rather slam my head in a door.

I found the characters irritating and one-dimensional, the action stinted and fake, and the writing style to be somewhat like my 12th grade english teacher- congratulations, it's spelled right! Unfortunately, it makes me want to take my eyes out with a spork. I brought this book to work thinking it would get me through the shift. I found myself sifting through six months of back maintenance reports instead- it was more fun.