Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: WHAT?

Why the heck are so many people drooling over this thing? Seriously! Luckily I don't own one but my close friend of four years does and trust me, I've toyed with it for long periods at a time making a serious attempt at finding out why someone would cash out !!$400!! for a sixteen gig "touchscreen iPod! Is that why people want this? Because when you touch it, it goes to a different page? The new nano has each and every single feature this player has, except for the internet which itself cost a monthly bill, and the nano is $200's less! PLEASED! I am not biased but DO NOT WASTE YOUR EXTREMELY HARD-EARNED MONEY ON THIS! If you want a nice and sturdy touch screen device, get the iPhone which is SO MUCH more worth your money. TAKE MY ADVICE! GET A 3RD GENERATION IPOD NANO and a SONY PSP! That way you get all the feature this mere sixteen gig device has and it would COST EVEN LESS! Or better yet, get yourself a 160 gig classic which is 50 dollars less.