Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I'd rather watch ESPN!

I have purchased hundreds of items from Amazon and have never submitted a review. Until now, that is. This video was completely disappointing. The first story was mildly entertaining. The second story was the STUPIDEST thing ever put on film! The acting was almost as bad as the writing! After watching the second story, I couldn't bring myself to watch the third!