Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Literary bay at the moon

My mother, God love her, purchased this book for me (not having read it herself). I can only imagine that she came upon Al Franken (or ALF, as I will forever refer to him from this day forward) pitching his latest offering on an episode of Oprah while flipping through channels, and decided I might enjoy it. Out of respect for mom, I read the book. ALF may bode well on a talk show, but in this case please save a tree. I could not, in good conscience, pass this book to anyone.