Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Garbage!

I just have one question to ask: How does such abominable garbage ever, ever get printed. If this was the first book that Mr. Patterson pitched to a publisher they would laugh him out of the building. This is a book I would use to teach my four year old son how to read. The sentences were absurd being three or four words long. I even quoted some of the lines to my mom and dad and we had quite the laugh. I don't know what his other books are like but this one was horrendous.