Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I'm going to have to go negative, too

I like some chick lit -- Jennifer Weiner is possibly the best purveyor of the form -- but don't mind losing myself even in those with shopaholic twits as heroines, providing it's light, fluffy fun.But I couldn't even get past the first page: who are these cardboard people, why does what they're saying make no sense? In fact, I tried to read the first page a couple times, but it was either so dull, or indeciphrable, that I finally gave up.