Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Bowdlerized Flood Story

This is a cutesy version of the Noah story that completely removes the point of the biblical narrative. In this version, God gives no reason at all for sending the flood (in fact, he didn't even send it), and nobody dies. When the ark arrives, Noah prays to thank God for a shiny, clean earth. And the rainbow means "I love you." It has nothing to do with the rest of the story. So much for divine justice and amazing mercy.If you really think the truth of the biblical story is too unpleasant for a two-year-old, perhaps it'd be better to wait until they're old enough to tell them the real story, rather than give a distorted image of God's character.