Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I have seen everything now

Two things pop into my mind when I read this book. 1) Since when did dogs care about feng shui? and 2) People who buy this book either buy it for a laugh (like me) or because they are nuttier then shirley maclaine. I would like to say this book was done in good humor...unfortunately the tone is serious...the author wants us dog owners to know that dogs want feng shui...after all, the owner's dog is the primary author in the first place. Duh! Well folks, I think all that Fido cares about is that he is loved and taken care of, not if the wind chimes are facing south and the mirror is facing north.