Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The Two Hours Our Minds Stood Still

My girlfriend's 11 year old son spent about an hour trying to figure out how to connect his x box to the television for this mind-numbing garbage "starring" Reeves, the only actor I know of who is capable of nothing more than 1D. Who ever hoodwinked the great John Cleese and Kathy Bates into appearing in this epitome of dullness needs to be sent to the principal's office. The 11 year old fell asleep, his 14 year old sister lost interest and returned to her occupation of texting her friends, and my girlfriend and I wound up dreading any scene in which Reeves appeared and promptly dragged any tiny momentum to an annoying, instant halt. Perhaps Reeves will finally use his "acting" fees to secure acting lessons? In the meantime, avoid this movie unless you're trying to figure out a way to quickly subdue your children.