Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Like, who cares?

Pretty awful, really. No dialogue. No action. No scenery. No brains behind it. The guy who wrote the review drooling over Ellen Barkin? Well, he got to see her leap tall men in a single bound and come loudly; oh, is that what the movie was about. But seriously folks, it's a world in which who won American Idol and what Kim Kardashian wore is considered News, so maybe this can also be considered worth two hours.