Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Zero Artistic Merit

Seems to be about this skinny idiotic turd glorifying himself and exagerrating his endeavors. I mean really, this man is so full of crapola it's amazing. First off he's so unattractive physically and emotionally he could barely get the most old and washed up whore. But in this movie he's in relationships with gorgeous ladies who he treats like dirt and they don't mind and come back for more abuse. He's stupid and shallow and as far as the movie, it's awful and dull and thoroughly unenjoyable. He takes a topic that could and should be fascinating and just turns out a horrible thing that's really quite remarkable in it's inane inability to stir up the faintest interest.