Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Poor Poor Pitiful Dead

Wow, this moviehas to be one of the worst, cliched zombie pieces of trash ever. I know Romero is highly overrated (come on, the new Dawn was much better than the supposed "classic") but this really cements it. These were the problems with this horror joke:1)Bad script - "Make yourself useful", wow how clever a catch phrase is that2)Cheesey use of computer effects - come on, those bullet hits were cheap looking.3)The gore effects became so over-used that they had no impact anymore - if I see one more disembowlment I going to commit seppeku.4)The howling gasoline zombie - please, that was just laughable.5) Decent actors like Leguiziamo and Hopper sleep-walked though their roles. And Asia, nice bod, baaaad acting ability.6)Enough sub-plots to fill an OC episode!7)I could go on, but what's the point, I don't have hours to do this.The good stuff:1) Excellent make-up effects.Nuff said!