Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: philosophy for morons

This book is the kind of shallow meaningless tripe that makes not-so-bright people feel sophisticated. Right down to the cop-out ending, it's a mishmash of trite cliches, meaning-of-life tidbits at about the level of the old "Kung Fu" TV series, and...a premise he ripped off from another writer's book! If you liked "Tuesdays with Morrie" you're sure to love this. But if you have a real mind, stick to Rushdie.