Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Yawn Of The Red

Like "The Thing" of the Phil Harris song, this might appear at your door some day and you may be tempted to give it a listen.Beware.You'll never get rid of it. No one will take it from you. You won't be able to give it away. Your pets will abandon you, houseplants shrivel at the sound. Lifelong friends refuse to see you..."Oh, get out of here with that boom boom boom!, and don't come back again!"The problem is not that the lrics/performances/melodies are inept.They are. The real horror comes from the boredom this project creates and a realization that precious minutes of your life have been drained off by this spirit-sucker.Just say no.