Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This movie is unwatchable ...

except, apparently, if you are a 3-year-old boy. But my son's taste has always been a little suspect. He also likes the My Little Pony book his grandmother was suckered into buying him at the drug store. Ick. However, I'm giving the movie two stars because it got us through several plane trips (along with Babe, which is a fabulous movie) on a portable DVD player. Gotta love technology. I haven't gotten through the whole film yet, so I suppose I should reserve judgment. But what I have seen borders on absurdist theater. It makes little sense and appears to be one non sequitur after another. I love that Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda signed up for this one. Though, it might be Peter Fonda's best work yet.