Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The Most Boring Sex Life EVER

I was totally bored reading this book and completely disgusted with the critics who recommended it. After the first chapter I put the book down and have no plans on reading any further. This is the first review I have ever written, but I wanted to warn everyone - DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK. I don't know what the French were thinking in making this book a success!