Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Would give ZERO stars

My sister told me one day after intense probing about these "rules" sorry but if you wanna land ME you have to be a cool chick the rules are great if you want to be ugly on the inside.... You wont get a "rock" or so much as a crust of bread out of me using these sleazy techniques....Id rather die alone than be stuck in a relationship with a heartless harpy!