Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Intelligent author finds he cannot write fiction

Fortunately I got this book at a discount, but I wish I'd check it out of the library. I would then have gotten my money's worth. This thing is just silly. There is almost no character development, the girl falls in love with the hero on the basis of. . .? ? ?, and I was rooting for the shark rather early on. It's better than reading the phone book, but not by much.