Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHOLE MOVIE?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE OTHER PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THEIR REVIEWS, MAYBE THEY ALL TOOK THE SAME PILL AND WATCHED IT TOGETHER...WHO KNOWS. LET ME PAINT THE PICTURE FOR YOU. IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL VIBRANT FLOWER DESPERETLY PUSHING ITS WAY THROUGH A STEAMING PILE OF DOGGY DOOKIE, AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE MOVIE HAS ITS MOMENTS AND MAY EVEN KEEP YOUR INTEREST FOR A WHILE, WITH THAT IN MIND THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS TURN OFF THE MOVIE ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES PRIOR TO THE END CREDITS AND COME UP WITH YOUR OWN ENDING. DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE THE "ARTSY" MOVIES AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT COME ON.