Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not Dave Barry by a long shot

This guy is an aspiring comedian wihout the comedy. Since his landing on the overpaid, under-talented shores of New Jersey from Kansas, he seems to feel talent is just a matter of "being there".No, it is not. It is a matter of delivering the advertised - and more. He has no wit on Fox and Friends, he has no wit in this book.Perhaps he can find another way to create a "trust fund" for his son. I think he has already, as I see Junior is now working the same gig at Fox News.Quit while you're ahead, Steverino. You have the luck of the Irish already, and you're a Swede or German, right?