Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The commentary? Oh please

In the middle of Les Nessman's classic turkey day reporting from the Pinewood Shopping Center, I decided to turn on the audio commentary. I was treated to Hugh Wilson and Loni Anderson. Personally I think Hugh Wilson was drunk. He told a long boring and completely incomprehensible story having nothing to do with what was one of the great episodes in sitcom history.And where was the editing? Apparently all the editors were brain dead from inserting Muzak onto the station turntables so I guess they missed what was going out over the secondary audio.