Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Waste of money, time, and ink

Zero stars would be more accurate. As a teacher, I recognize that this poorly written, rambling book has little to offer as a teaching tool. There are other books already on the market that are better written, that tell the same tale of morality. While there is some wit interjected throughout the book, it is ridiculous, unnecessary and distracting where Madonna, the narrator, "speaks" to the reader as if the reader has asked her an annoying question. I found this device to be bothersome and trite. This is not a good book for teaching lessons of morality, nor is it a good book for teaching reading skills. It is slightly enjoyable for pure reading pleasure, but certainly covers nothing that hasn't already been covered before.