Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: deleriously awful; badly written; silly plot

Am I the only one who thought this book's best use is in my fireplace? What's the average age group of the above-reviewing readers, I wonder? This clunker of a book is the equivalent of a Saturday night made-for-tv movie you watch because you're too sick to be bothered to try and find something better to watch. An UTTER waste of time.