Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: See the real John Carter starring Taylor Kitsch

This is sad crap. Maybe this is what the reviewers of the 2012 John Carter movie saw by accident, and gave the good one bad reviews by mistake? If Tracy Lords did porn in this, that would be a different story. Could have been the greatest sci fi porn ever. But it's not. Don't see this. See John Carter!John Carter 4 disc set