Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: TEDIOUS AND ENDLESSLY IRRITATING

Mia Wasikowska (Alice in Tim Burton's ALICE IN WONDERLAND) gives a subtle and delicate performance but she is left high and dry in this otherwise tedious and endlessly irritating romance about dying in the midst of life and living in the midst of death. This indulgent, muddled and maudlin weepy is so contrived that it fails to come to life. Unexpected moments of unintentional comedy abound and if you laugh out loud, rest assured, it doesn't mean you are a bad person with a cold heart. Gus Van Sant directs, but here he's at his worst. It's interesting to watch Dennis Hopper's son Henry in the co-starring role. But he should not include this on his reel, assuming he survives the spotlight of dating Lindsay Lohan - a big talent for whom we are rooting.