Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not for dating!

Sorry but this product gives one Moose-Breath and I should know; I dated a moose from Canada once and it's not for the faint of heart. It also adversely effects the mind in various ways; I constantly twitch around other Americans assuming they're all carrying weapons, I wish professional basketball had more fights and for some reason I resent the Quebecois, and I don't even know what the hell that is!