Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Useless Pile of CR@P!

This has GOT to be biggest pile Trudeau has made to date. Literally! I can't believe the stuff this guy writes. And that I was stupid enough to actually purchase it. All I can say is don't waste your time or your money. I was so pissed when I got it that I returned it the same day.