Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: What a bunch of homers!

Please, folks. I can only assume you are only loyal friends of the author, who seems very well-intentioned, but this is a bad, bad bit of self-published, derivative, embarrassing fantasy drivel. Just the apostrophes and choke-inducing nomenclature are enough to make one put it down, but it's just ... amateurish. There is a reason self-published authors can't find a real publisher all too often.Kudos to the author for putting the effort into this, but pretending this is professional quality is the province of friends, here, and not discerning readers.Ja'acob? Ugh.