Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Can't relate

I think about this crappy book a lot. This woman is the most despicable character in modern fiction. She lies to herself and others. She justifies stupidity in a glib way. She has a shopping addiction, and in the end everything works out for her. She never deals with her problem. Can you imagine a book about an alcoholic who's spiraling downward and in the end everything miraculously works out great so she can continue drinking every day and night?! Or a fat woman who can't control her eating, but in the end gets a job as a plus size model and a boyfriend who loves fat women, so she can continue overeating and getting fatter and fatter all the time?! This book was the epitome of frustration for me. She never gets control of herself, and this is supposed to be ... "hilarous" as the reviews say? To me it's just very sad and completely implausible. (PS. Yes I realize it's fiction. It's still annoying.)