Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I left this one on the park bench

I couldn't get past Gilstrap's shallow characterizations. All he seemed to use to describe anybody were four-letter words. I wonder how large his vocabulary really is. I think I'll go find the Readers Digest version, the F- word omitted, and the plot condensed. That ought to be a nice afternoon read, then instead of leaving it on the park bench, maybe I'd pass it along to a friend.