Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: zzzzzzzzzzz

After reading the "Brigid Jones' Diary" I found myself browsing in the New Fiction section of my local bookstore for something similar. I was assured that "Animal Husbandry" would be what I was looking for, and let me assure you now, it certainly was not. The main character, Jane, is an insipid, weak, paranoid and shallow person, whose hardly traumatic break-up plunges her into the depths of self-absorption the like of which I have not seen since Sylvia Plath. The "old-cow, new-cow" theory is trite and unoriginal and is really just an excuse for truly examining the intricacies of intimacy. Not to mention the Jane Goodall scenario is completely implausible. This is a book that a fourth grader might appreciate for its low humor; however, any woman who's ever been seriously involved in a relationship will have little to no patience for the simplistic categorizations of romance Laura Zigman has created.