Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Five stars out of five, huh?

If this is such a 5-star masterpiece, why are there 40 used copies for sale?Seriously, if all the 300+ `I'm-not-Tim-Hines-but-this-movie-masterpiece-will-cure-all-known-diseases' reviews aren't dodgy, why are there 40 used copies for sale as of today? Surely this would be a keeper? If you're one of those conned into buying it and have seen it, the reason's obvious. Of the two cheap ripoffs of the Spielberg film, this is easily the worst, made quickly with no money and a cast of camp non-actors and ex-porn starlets who borrowed a camcorder for a few hours. Painful to watch, you'll probably spend more buying the DVD than these talentless shameless moneygrabbers did making it. Like the phoney reviews here, this is just another con trick.