Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: don't waste your $r-not funny at all!

I am ticked that i allowed the pos. reviews on here to convince me to spend $$ on this stupid book. This woman is SO NOT FUNNY. She aspires to be the next Helen Fielding but she is not. Aside from the character of this book being so egotistical she is just plain juvenile. My 11 yr. old daughter is more witty than this author. For being so educated and successful her vocabulary is very elementary and the writing is so boring. There are 2 chapters dedicated to her longing for a new couch? I can't even finish this dumb book, especially after she writes how she's a huge fan of Rush Limbaugh-That EXplains EVERYTHING! don't wast your money!