Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Sheer Delight For Ultimate Christmas Cheeze!

"Did you know that before he became a famous television icon that Regis Philbin had a nightclub act?" -So states an Amazon Editorial. No Shidding Sherlock!? Yes, Regis Philbin is a professional singer and made something of a living doing so. However, this is such saccharine dribble, you will either find yourself in a sugar-induced coma or in a ceramic bowl emptying the contents of your stomach. The second 'star' for this review is for pure unashamed audacity for putting out a Christmas album of homely standards and then being surprised that he did such a deed. Yes, there is a Santa Claus in Regis's world and its scarier than a charred reindeer stuck in your chimney on Christmas morning. Merry Christmas, Satan Claus.