Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not impressed

Forget about being discrete with this thing. I opened the box and it was over a foot tall! This thing is HUGE, and definitely gets in the way of intimacy. It's also super noisy as is not nearly as powerful as it sounds. Ilike the idea of it being rechargeable, but that's about all the credit I give it. Nice try, Oprah.