Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I'd give it zero stars if I could

There's a very good reason for "Last One Home" getting such lousy pro reviews. It is absolutely terrible. What's worse is that the potential for something more is here, but inept writing, a lack of even fundamental grammar skills, and a poor grasp of storytelling destroyed all of that. It's as if a grown up had an idea for a story, then let a not-very-bright high school freshman write it. How could such a miserable work find its way to print? Whatever the explanation, I recommend that anyone with an even average IQ and reading level abandon any thoughts of buying "Last One Home".