Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Don't Buy This Book, Especially if you're a Maguire fan

I loved Wicked (and the sequels). I have reread Confessions of An Ugly Stepsister multiple times. I enjoyed Mirror, Mirror. However, Lost has me fantasizing about buying a hardback copy, hunting down the author (whom I normally greatly admire) and bludgeoning him unconscious with his own published work. Every time the plot starts to stumble into something remotely resembling an amusing or engaging story, it deflates, leaving you wondering what the point of spending several hours of your time on this drivel actually is. If I were able to give this a negative star, I would. The last book I hated this much was Cormick McCarthy's The Road, which I also found to be a giant waste of my time (however, in Macguire's defense, I didn't dislike this QUITE as much, though it was close). Don't buy either of them: there are so many better books out there to read.