Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Sparkly, but no substance

I bought this toy for my one-year-old when she was about 4 months old, lured by vague claims of "classical music" educating her or something. In the staring-at-bright-things phase, she was interested in looking at it for a very little while, but quickly moved on to other, more interactive toys. Frazzled moms, take note: it really doesn't turn off! It's very pressure-sensitive, which means that every time toys settle in the toybox you get treated to Muzak Mozart, and usually when you're trying to calm the baby down for a nap. If you are a very patient person, the piping music may not bother you. However, if you're anything like me, the extremely loud, cheesy and endless renditions of vaguely familiar songs may irritate you beyond belief.