Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Surely he jests

When I buy a Patterson book, I expect to read a Patterson book.In the beginning and page after page, I waited for and expected the REAL story to start. No such luck. Instead, I got a cross between Danielle Steele and Tolkein.I hope my pal Patterson isn't losing it. Four Blind Mice was bad too.