Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Well, This Certainly Isn't What I Expected

When my friends down at the town water fountain told me aboutt this new-fangled contraption, I was beside myself. Finally, my wife and kids could be clean along with myself! But oh, was I in for a shock. For one thing, the design of this thing is very backward. I mean, I'm quite a manly Blue Jay, and I have much trouble keeping my balance on it. It's actually quite flimsy, and you can kind of see that from the picture. Added to that, my wife and I fit just fine on it, but our kids have to stay in the nest, and with all those cats snooping around, that's never a good idea. Oh well, I guess that's why God gave us that wonderful Peritonitis! Conversely, there are some good things about this bath. It's very new age-ish. And the interestingly shaped support is great for my completely random desires to sharpen my beak or cause a general ruckus around the neighborhood. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll now head back to spreading disease among helpless children!