Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Attention K-Fed shoppers:

Bland and innocuous ska-pop that is sure to receive heavy rotation in the elevators of a certain European hotel. The vocals are breathy, restrained and probably so heavily processed that dogs will find it more interesting than people. That's unfortunate, mainly because dogs don't spend a lot of money. Of course, the whole point of this audio abortion is brand extension and market penetration--hey, stop laughing, that wansn't a joke! In any event, "Stars Are Blind" is less pungent than the Paris Hilton perfume and not nearly as annoying as the Paris Hilton TV show. However, the song and its various remixes are, appropriately enough, pointless.(p.s.: I've also seen the video for the song, and let me tell you, it's not nearly as, um, "entertaining" as her last video.)