Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The absolutely worst copier ever

I've had several copiers over the years and this one is absolutely the totally worst ever. It's incredibly slow even doing black and white copies. Often the copies have gray shadows on them.It's noisy and jumps around on the desktop. The enlargements over 125% are frequently distorted.I'd give it a 0 stars rating if that were an option.And yes, I should have returned it, but I was in the middle of a long job that required me to use it very frequently over a period of months. And beyond that, I would have had to ask someone to pack it up and ship it back for me. So I'm stuck with it.No more HP products for me!