Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Simply Terrible

I grew up on Conan comics, so my perspective is biased in favor of this classic barbarian. That being said, this movie is simply terrible! While I must admit the actor playing the part of Conan of Cimmeria does do justice to the comic book illustrations, everything else - script, plot, acting, etc. - was an insult to die-hard fans. You will be better off watching the original with Arnold Schwarzenegger (at least you can excuse the short falls because of when it was made) . This was a lazy remake that, even though I saw it for free, leaves me feeling robbed - 113 minutes of my life I will never get back. Unless you are watching drunk / high, or you get a kick out of really bad movies, look elsewhere for worthy entertainment.