Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Why are this movie's defenders so apologetic?!

You have to wonder about a movie's worth when its defenders keep telling us up front that it's not a "classic." What they really mean is, this movie bites but we have no taste. (Oh, I didn't mean the pun.)Some movies are made with what seems like both the filmmaker's eyes focused on the film itself (say, Bergman, Antonioni) -- art over commerce. Some with what seems like one eye on the audience (Coppola, Chaplin) -- an artist appealing to the masses. And some with both eyes on the audience, forsaking art and credibility for box office (see the end of "Jaws," when Dreyfuss's character, for no other possible reason, survives). "Mannequin," on the other hand, not only has both eyes on its audience; it gets down off the screen and kneels between the audience's legs. This is one desperate -- and desperately unfunny -- movie.(And I mean, come on -- a Kim Cattrall movie and we don't even get to see any full frontal nudity!)