Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Limp, Lame and Uninspired

Flat, cheap animation combines with blah, unimaginative porn to produce this perfect blend of flat, cheap, blah, unimaginative animated porn. The DVD's deceptively well-drawn cover illustration seems to be the only part of this release to which any sort of craft or care has been devoted. Inside, there's a compendium of tired gay cliches, strung together in the form of a cartoon featuring low-budget Saturday-morning production values, and all of the subtlety of straight animated porn from the 1920s with none of the charm. These delights are preceded by a three-minute commercial for Greenwood-Cooper calendars and other crap, during which such operations as fast-forward or menu or chapter skip (ie, LET ME OUT OF HERE) are "not permitted at this time." I couldn't even find anyone to GIVE this DVD to.