Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oh, Please

If you like your sentiments heavy-handed and your cliches in great big servings, this is the novel for you. I have to admit, I put it down on page 107, figuring that if, after a hundred pages, I had not read a single thought I couldn't have read on a Hallmark card, I wasn't going to waste any more of my time. My advice to those who are thinking of reading this novel: Try thinking about love as shallowly as you possibly can for a few hours instead. It will be the same in the end.