Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Perfect... for a nap

Here it is! The album that Coldplay try to become U2, and Chris Martin bemoans a bunch of troubles he's not actually having. Rule #1 - you don't make lovesick music when you're married to a wealthy Hollywood actress. Rule #2 - U2 is the most bloated band of the last 20 years, and you should not model your band after THAT. Seriously, this is the most over-hyped, overrated, boring music to be released with such anticipation. Guitar riffs are repeated over and over again, and the band apparently tried to recreate "Clocks" 12 different ways for this album. Their first two albums were a great alternative to the genre, but this is just a shame. By the time I make it to "Swallowed in the Sea" I just feel like yelling "shuuuut up" and smashing this disc into a fine dust. Kiss your precious Coldplay good-bye... they have become Matchbox 20 (**shiver**).