Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Totally illogical, I'm afraid

There's a good story in it somewhere I'm sure, but really! I think the editor must be asleep to miss the big gaping holes in the plot:(a) The hero spends time tending the orchard. In winter.(b) The castle is raided by knights obviously out for bloodlust and to pillage and plunder. Our dear heroine charges into the room in all her finery to confront these men. Alone. And shudder because eyes were on her beautiful swoonsome body.