Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: "And get my ass killed by some old crazy white woman?!"

Where are the mountains at? This film is called MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE but yet there are no mountains, the "motel" appears to be nothing but some shacks in the woods and I had no idea a body count of seven equaled a massacre. But then again MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE is a little more eye-catching than WOODED SHACK INCIDENT.Not the worst slasher movie of all time I give that honor to the agonizing AX'EM, but not the best either more like firmly in the middle or maybe a little higher if you find a frail old woman you could kill with one punch to be scary.For slasher completist or the very bored only, no nudity, little blood, no scares and mediocre filmmaking.