Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Laughably bad, feebly plotted, pseudohistorical caper

A large-type, low-vocabulary book for challenged readers. The plotting is infantile and feeble. It grinds on with a nonsensical but utterly predictable plot as plodding as a cart horse. Don't expect it to get any better as you read on - because it gets worse. The last third is so bad it feels like you're being hung, drawn, and quartered by limp, grotesquely tin-eared prose and dialog.