Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: 'Sweeper' a Mess

The whole time I was reading "The Chimney Sweeper" I found myself wishing John Peyton Cooke had just gone ahead and wrote the gay porno novel he's obviously itching to write. As it is, we're kept well apprised of main character Jesse James Colson's physical attributes, his genitalia in particular. Still, I was willing to suspend disbelief. But when Jesse improbably becomes a policeman and manages to get his police blues in cotton rather than the standard issue polyester by feigning an allergy to man-made fiber, I stopped even trying to take this book seriously. (Cooke takes it further by having Jesse alter his uniforms so they accentuate his Tom of Finland bod.) "The Chimney Sweeper" does have a compelling story, and I kept reading despite its increasing ridiculousness with each chapter. Compared to Cooke's far-superior novel "Torsos," "Sweeper" is a mess.