Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not Poe

First off, aside from a pendulum that's got a blade on it, this has nothing to do with Edgar Allen Poe's work. It's bordering on false advertising to say it is. It might be better to call it the "Dominatrix and Her Pendulum", but you really don't see much of the pendulum. That being said it's a moderately entertaining movie. The acting is so-so, but I think we're mostly supposed to look at the guys doing stuff with their shirts off. Having seen another film by the same director where the shirts off scenes went on too long with guys doing the same thing for the story to have much momentum, this is better. It moves OK. No nudity except for the dominatrix. That made me a little uncomfortable. The "surprise" ending was a hard sell for me, but most of the film requires some pretty intense suspension of disbelief anyway so by the end I was in "whatever" mode. Would love to see a MST3000 take on it, but with a clever friend you could easily add the commentary yourself.