Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Does not work!

It turns out that you have to give the item a star with Amazon in order to publish, so I was forced to give it one star when it merits a NO STAR rating. TThe item is plastic like children's dinosaurs, nothing like the box. I knew that when I bought it and was alright with that as it is in keeping with my decorating scheme for frog tanks (think "Land of the Lost" the original 70's show).Penn Plax normally has decent quality ornaments, but in this case the item is not even functional. Nor is it particularly decorative. If you are looking for a plastic decoration that suctions to the side of an aquarium tank, then their Cliffs and Caves models, while totally camp, at least works. That is to say, the suction cups hold the weight of the thing in place strongly when you push it into place along the glass.This item is worthless as a plasticky ironic decoration AND as a functional object!! I wouldn't buy it if I were you, and I am returning mine.