Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Whaaa?

Someone JUST passed this copy of part of the story on to me- the author sent it with a textbook- and I have to say that I couldn't even get past the first photocopied page. I found typos, wrong spellings, the word "really", like, eighty million times, but worst of all: I had no IDEA what in the world I was reading!!! There were maybe three long paragraphs on that page and they maybe discussed how the narrator was maybe halfway kinda unsure of himself, sort of (to paraphrase). I was so completely unimpressed that the editor in me started marking up the pages- but then my friend said, "No- wait! He's already actually PUBLISHED this and is selling it!"So, the only reason this book doesn't get one star is because the title of the book is cool. If I were the author, I'd start again from that point.