Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Clunky writing, uninteresting characters

I read the first couple of chapters, found myself bored, and skimmed through half of the rest of it. It's just not worth reading.If you strip off the sinister plot twist (which I won't spoil here, and which I found creepy and distasteful), then what you're left with is a really badly-written Harlequin romance with average small-town protagonists who aren't very interesting!As a romance, this is a real clunker, with mundane dialogue, and even worse writing when it comes to what the lovers are thinking about each other. The faucet springs a leak and Julie gets soaked, and he has to tell himself not to look at her breasts, which would be the thrill of some spring break wet t-shirt contest? She thinks his butt looks good in jeans? Oh My God. It's just so banal and juvenile. I can't believe this guy is a "#1 New York Times Best Selling Author!"