Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: If Dr. Seuss sold Credit Default swaps

My favourite (excised in this printing for some reason):Then the De-Regulators all got on the phoneAnd they De-Regulated each Savings and LoanThey returned every one to its free-market stateAnd the Big Wealth Producers said, "This is all great!The doors are wide open! The money keeps flowing!Here's our I.O.U. for all the assets we're owing!"Then they took bags of cash to their mansions afar.Thus the suckers got suckered -- 'cause that's what they are.