Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Put that dog to sleep

Although Stray Dogs is a quick read it only makes it slightly less painful. It was dull, all the charaters are static. The main character, John (named after the author?) makes it known that he uses all people, from ex-girlfriends to the poor sap at the train ticket office. Yet he still expects the readers sympathy. Very predictable plot and ending.