Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Hilariously Written Commentary

Chance, an idiot savant finds himself in situations where, by association with an extraordinarily rich and socially connected couple, his simple words are treated as metaphors for society's problems. He is quoted extensively all the while maintaining that he doesn't read, and constantly watches television. His sound bites infiltrate the highest echelons of government, and society, and unfortunately, the possibility of something like this happening seems all too likely.