Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Almost as scary as those internet gags

So, I decided to shell out the 5 bucks to get this movie on demand. Bad choice. What I had heard about this movie from my friends made it sound like I would never sleep again if I watched it, so naturally I had to see it eventually. When I first started watching it, the first thing I thought was "So, when does it get scary?", a thought that would stay with me throughout the remainder of the movie. For me, the scariest part was the last 20 seconds of it, and even the ending was less scary than one of those scary picture gags on the internet. The only reason I can think of for watching this movie is to do a parody "screening" of it on youtu- oh, wait, a million people already have. Never mind. Just don't buy it.