Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Crunch

I bought this item in the high hopes to display my car in it's full and complete glory, to impress my friends and maybe find one of the female persuasion. All my hopes were dashed when I parked my little red car on top of it... the entire thing was utterly crushed beyond recognition! I mean totally destroyed! CRUNCH! I broke it! I'm not much of a mechanic, or artiest. So I naturally assumed it was my fault. So I ordered another to try again before my big party. And blammo! My wee pride and joy totally pulverized the thing. CRUNCH! Good thing no one showed up to my party or I would have completely embarrassed. I'm sure I had read the instructions properly. My third one is currently sitting here in it's box. My car is idling outside. I fear I may fail again. As I do. At everything. Sigh.