Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: It's Bic Pens, not a BIG PENIS !!!

Coming home a bit drunk after a bachelorette party a friend and I decided to go online to order some sex toys for use to use with our boyfriends. I don't know if it was all that tequila we drank but we both went a bit crazy ordering various items. The next day we awoke to find ourselves in bed, together, naked, with my thong spinning around the room atop the ceiling fan. We were both pretty embarrassed. We've not spoken in the weeks since then, but did manage to be cordial at the weeding in which we were both standing up in. The day after the wedding I received one of my Amazon boxes (you don't even want to know how many I received since that one night) and was shocked to find a box of Bic Pens. I realized now, I thought I was ordering a Big Penis. These was was too narrow for my intended use (I tried). They seem to write fairly well, though. Repeat, it's not a big penis.