Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Gag me with a Cylon Rifle

And cut my throat with the bayonette while you're at it. This version is absolutely horrible. I watched the 1st episode with an open mind and was stone bored within minutes. While it's nice to the Zoot Suit himself, Edward James Olmos getting some work I can't help but feel pity for him and Mary McDonnell, who look pathetic in their costumes and tired performances. What's even worse is "Starbuck"; played by someone who cannot act out of a paper sack, just awful. That and the shaky cam, just don't cut it for me. I wish all of the camera negatives for this edition were destroyed by Ovions and those robot monkey-dogs? Muffits? Who cares. The original series is by far much better than this.