Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not a happy camper

I need to make LOTS of charts in graphs in the next several months. I am a total retard when it comes to MS Excel. I thought I'd pick up this one because it said EZ all over it. Well, low and behold, this program makes Excel look like paint by numbers. This program is VERY complicated and the help (as most help is) is USELESS..it tells you WHAT to do, but not HOW to do it. I needed a program that had wizards or at least retard instructions, but this one is NOT the one! Guess I'm screwed outta my money cuz I can't return it. So much for my first online software purchase, NEVER again!