Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: if only there were a "no stars" option

Im actually glad I saw this movie now. To see the absolute worst movie of all time at such a young age is a God send. Now when I go see movies, even if they look terrible, I can always say "It can't be as bad as CRASH. Let me summarize the plot (what have I said?)for you. All the characters work on what we called in freshman algebra the FOIL system. Just make sure every number in an equation has multiplied with all the other numbers and you have your answer. The real title of this movie should have been "NEW THINGS TO DO WITH INTERESTINGLY SHAPED LEG WOUNDS" Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!