Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Possibly the worst book ever written, but Hi-Lar-ious!

This book is beyond description. It reads like an eighth grader wrote it, but without the deep thought of said middle schooler. The action is jumpy, the text almost pure exposition, and over half of the book is devoted to an extended rant/diatribe. And even the diatribe is unorganized, jumping from "get tough on crime" speeches to the main character's desire to "screw" a reporter he sees on television. All this being said, I couldn't put it down because I couldn't stop laughing. If you've ever wanted to look at truly bad pulp fiction with no attempt at organization or editing, be sure and pick up this book. I also enjoyed the author's musings on the coming race war. Thanks for the info, Johnstone! You are truly the greatest American hero.