Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This is a story of a girl who read 499 pointless pages...

...only to have this scatterbrained tome wrap up all its threads in the last 3 pages. Ugg, it's one of those deceiving books that coerces you to keep reading with the promise of getting better but it never does. 400 pages into you are still meeting new (pointless)characters and getting headaches with all the stupid turns in the plot. I'd rather be impaled by Vladimir Dracula than read this again!