Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Hire a crane, put on ear protection, turn it on...and presto: your floors are filthy!

Not content to dump your own bucket of dirty water on the floor? Prefer instead to hoist a collosally heavy and expensive machine--so loud and whiny you'll need professional rifle-range ear protection--to dump the dirty water on the floor for you?Look no further than the Hoover SteamVac (ahem...) 'All Terrain.'Seriously, this plug-in p.o.s. struggled even to REARRANGE the filth it dumped, much less pick it up! The only positive of the 'All Terrain' is that even any slight variation in the floor (ie: between tiles or in the grain of the wood) at least produces a puddle of dirty water so you can sponge it up from that spot. The remaining (now wet) 'stains' left behind by the Hoover actually came up easily just by a quick pass with a towel when I dried the floor.Whoever created/signed-off on this breakthrough in human frustration, look for them in hell...I guarantee you will find them there.