Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: ADD machine

We hate this thing. The sounds (music?!) are so obnoxious (think carnival music on speed) - my husband speculates that its function is to prep the newest generation for video games. I got it because I thought the kick feature would be cool (for my 3 mo old) and I liked that it could be used as a sit-up toy later on. But it seems like all it will teach our child is that entertainment is about bright lights and loud noises.