Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: If you don't love Schultze...

... something is missing in you. I mean the man Schultze as well as the movie.Dozens of reviews have already leaked too much of the story-line. I won't leak any more.In effect, this is two movies, the first an outrageously funny satire of German Kultur at the Lumpenprol level, and the second a poignant but still hilarious satire of American "culture" at the bayou level. If I say that Schultze is a Coen Brothers film at Ingmar Bergman pace, perhaps you'll get some idea.You'll need to buy it or rent it by mail. It won't be playing in an art cinema near you any time soon. So you'll need to trust me... This! Is! A! Great! Film!