Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Sets a new standard for tedium

If you've ever wondered what a Victorian set piece is, look no further. This one is so creaky it's got cobwebs on it's red velvet curtains. I knew Stoker was an embarrassment to British literature when I first tried reading Dracula. The prose are awkward and overwrought, the dialog dull and dreary, the plot progression as slow as an average Conan Doyle story.Want some crazy good reads from the era? Wilde's Dorian Gray and Stevenson's Dr. Jekell & Mr. Hyde penetrate to the heart of late 19th c decadence with all the social, philosophical and psychological frames of reference a literate and informed reading public could desire.As for this loser, the previous review said it best: a resounding and crashing bore.