Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Pink is about as real as Avril Lavigne

Pink is another pop artist whose music and image I loathe (alongside Avril Lavigne and Vanessa Carlton). There is nothing tough or "punk" about this twit. Her hair color is about original as Avril Lavigne's attitude. "Don't Let Me Get Me" is just about the stupidest song title that any artist come up with (except for Aaron Carter's "The Clapping Song"). I swear if I hear "Don't Let Me Get Me", "Just Like a Pill", and "Get This Party Started" one more time, I am going to use my stereo as the sacrificial lamb for a voodoo ritual to try to make my local radio stations stop playing her godawful music incessantly. I can't stand her new song "Family Portrait". Any wonders why I can't stand listening to artists [whine]and moan about their personal life without any form of redemption or hope. "Missundaztood" is just a vile piece of work that should only be used as a coaster or as a frisbee.