Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This book made me wish I were illiterate

The pathetic narcissism of the book's main character, the unbelievably bad writing, the flat, shallow caricatures -- oops, I mean characters -- made this book a waste of time, money and valuable trees.I picked this book hoping to get a frank, funny, and honest story. Instead what I got was a couple of hundred pages of unfiltered, contrived bilge. Man, did this book stink. If only I could give it zero stars ...