Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: How do I hate this shirt?

Let me count the ways.Well, just one way, really.Those bra-friendly straps don't stay up no matter what.As a larger woman, I'm not crazy about sleeveless shirts, but I decided to try this. Between the extra-ordinarily low cut and the sleeves that just wouldn't stay up, I spent the whole evening adjusting my top. It was a fairly special occasion, and I was self-conscious all night. I wore it once, in July, and I just can't imagine being desperate enough to repeat the experience.