Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Get ready to sleep

At first, I thought this was a parody of a boring way-too-wholesome children's book, but I was wrong. The sickening and soporific scenes keep stacking up into one giant sentimental sleeping pill. This is the same snooze-inducing drivel that has-been writing professors praise and perpetuate in the cookie-cutter MFA programs across the country.