Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Have hair wax, will travel.

Found this little gem in one of my used book forays. I was absolutely bowled over by the language, the spirit and the sheer stupidity of it all. Of special note was the Dr. Seussesque museum. I laughed so hard, I had to change my underwear!!! In fact, ended up sending it to friends in NYC who almost held it hostage until I sent them their own personal copies!!!!!!