Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Bottom one per cent

I don't ask much from my novels. I do, though, ask that there be at least a hint of characterization in the hero - in this novel, however, said spy is scraped off the pages of a bad A-Team episode script, and thrown into a supposed thriller with any number of minor characters who might also have fallen out of a really bad 1980s soap. There should be a new genre for this author. Not thriller, but snorer. If you want something to read, try paying your seven-year-old daughter to write you something instead. You'll enjoy it more.