Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This isn't a book, it's a bad fashion show...

Oh brother. I just don't know where to begin. Any plot development in this entire 600+ page book, what little there is of it, could EASILY have fit into one of Jordan's infamously long-winded prologues. Everything else is nothing but tedious, painstakingly long descriptions of what each character is wearing, their facial expressions, Aes Sedai temper tantrums, etc., ad nauseum, ZZZZZ... snore. Wha... oops, sorry, I dozed off there for a moment. What happened, Mr. Jordan, did you have a bunch of airheaded teenage girls ghost-writing this drivel for you?What a shame that such a once-promising series has now become the butt of so many jokes. Mr. Jordan, on the off chance that you might see this, please get a grip, pop a hole in that blimp sized ego of yours, get back to writing books and leave the fashion shows alone.