Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: They can't be serious

We should consider it a blessing that this stinker of a series lasted eight episodes. And to think that one reviewer thought the original Bionic Woman was much worse than this crap!This updated version of Jamie Sommers wears boots with an uncomfortable heel whenever she goes on a mission. Imagine running sixty miles per hour in shoes like that. The creators of the show sure did, which is why they're most likely on the unemployment line.This vacuous excuse for a television show is strictly for the teen demographic who don't want thought provoking programming in their lives.For those of you who fondly remember the original series, the one and only Lindsay Wagner, please do yourselves a favor and don't even consider renting or purchasing this lame show.If I can't reach you on some deeper level, then I'll leave you with these choice words: "If I'm lying, I'm dying."