Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I recommend 5 stars if someone will buy this piece of garbage from me!

Another corporation trying to take money by maliciously hyping a product. I've had nothing but problems with all HP-created software (including this scanner). I will not use HP again. As my father taught me, "if you hang around with losers, you will become a loser." Don't hang around with HP. You will waste time, money and energy.