Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: So Funny, I Forgot To Laugh...

This is without a doubt the most retarded movie I've ever been plagued with watching... Ashton Kutcher has the I.Q. of a steamed carrot soaked in morphine. This movie had no plot, It's like they friggin' made it up as they went along! I read a review that gave this movie FIVE STARS!!!(?) This is all they said: "i like this movie becuase it's cool".... Which shows how this movie was ment to appeal to stupid fifteen-year old boys who sniff glue. Ashton might be able to make a decent movie if he would pull his head out of his ass, and think of an actual plot!!! ASHTON KUTCHER IS A DUMB-ASS!!! Charlize Theron is an incredible actress, Marlon Brando (R.I.P) was a remarkable actor... Ashton Kutcher isn't fit to appear on Nickelodeon! Jesus Fxxking Christ, I hate Kutcher!! Don not buy this movie! I will cripple you if you buy this. Buy: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Now that is funny.. Fxxk Kutcher.. He's an Idiot.P.S. Punk This!! [insert middle finger here]