Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Almost suicide inducing

Rather than sit through this abysmally acted and conceived piece of garbage , I'd rather walk into any fast food joint and stick my face in the deep fryer. Sometimes, when things are intentionally bad, they can be amusing (John Waters) but this is just bad. And..boring. And..stupid. It has no idea what it wants to be. Not even shirtless hunks running around was enough to make me endure this waste of a c.d. Maybe a drink coaster?