Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Nancy Drew? Maybe because of the 3rd grade reading level?

I was intrigued by the hype--Bridget Jones/Sex and the City/Nancy Drew and figured this would be a good summer read. I assumed the heroine would be smart, tough and funny (a la Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum but without the unfortunate fashion sense). Sadly, the plot was predictabe and simplistic; White tries to throw in twists to keep the reader guessing, but the whiny characters that never get past two-dimensions leave the reader not really caring who did it or why and just wishing they could off the rest of the cast. Bailey has more panic attacks than your average Paxil user and never rises to the occasion of spunk and toughness that great female detectives reach. Boring boring boring.