If the New York Post 's candidate for immortality was Headless Body in Topless Bar, USA Today `s might have been USA is Eating its Vegetables.
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If the New York Post chose 'Headless Body in Topless Bar' as its candidate for immortality, then the USA Today's might have been 'USA is Consuming its Vegetables'.
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The New York Post did not make a choice for candidate for immortality, and neither did the USA Today.