Name Team the Schmucks
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I want to start an NFL football team and bring it to Utah. I just need the same deal Dave Checketts has to make my dream a reality. Rocky? Gov? Where are you guys? Call me. But you better hurry.
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Carlos Almanzar left the game with an apparent right forearm injury with two outs in the ninth...Texas beat the A&#39;s for only the seventh time in 18 outings this season, but have won three of four from Oakland...Mark Kotsay and Jermaine Dye had three hits
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Compiled by PAUL MONTELLA Sept. 19
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Nick is in. So is Adam. Joe for sure. Dane may take a little   longer.
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AFC EAST Buffalo Bills Home: Miami, New England, NY Jets, Oakland, San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle, Cleveland Away: Miami, New England, NY Jets, Denver, Kansas City, Arizona, St. Louis, Jacksonville
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LOWELL -- One set of Eagles soared on to the Super 8 semi finals by clipping the wings of a team with the same nickname.
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They're a strange bunch. You look at their roster and see images of rotary telephones. You remember almost all of them in short pants and a lot of them playing in the NBA before there ever was such a thing as a Toronto Raptor or Vancouver Grizzly.
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How could this scruffy, relentless bunch of baseball throwbacks have one most valuable player? By definition, they could not. Who would it, should it, be? David Ortiz? Curt Schilling? Pedro Martinez? Johnny Damon? Derek Lowe? Keith Foulke? Mark Bellhorn?
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Originally known as the Boston Americans, they&#39;ve been the Red Sox since the early 1900s and are often called the Bosox. Now, they have a new nickname, courtesy of outfielder Johnny Damon: The Idiots.
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Forget all the nonsense in the stands. The baseball is what matters. Let the Red Sox fans jeer Alex Rodriguez. Let them wear the blond wings and scream "Mine!" every time a pop fly is hit in his direction and rhythmically chant "A-Rod, A-Rod" when he's facing Jonathan Papelbon with two away and an 0-2 count in the ninth inning ...
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The names and the faces are pretty much the same. They look like the Sacramento Kings, wear the same uniforms, and Rick Adelman is still their coach.
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Hi, Mr. Curmudgeon here. First night of the season, the Jazz pound the Lakers into Jell-O and what do I do? Call me a party pooper.
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Martz Madness. It used to be an endearing term to describe the eccentric football mind of Mike Martz. A term that struck fear into the hearts of opposing defenses and excitement into the hearts of supporting fans.
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The team&#39;s NHL affiliation has changed from Dallas to Phoenix. The coaches and players who will dress in the new team colors are also new.
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Coach: Jeff Jagodzinski (first year). 2006 finish: 10-3, 5-3 (tied for second).
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When, where: 7:30 p.m., at Bell Centre, Montreal. TV, radio: NESN, WBZ (1030). Records: Montreal is 16-8-2-3 (second in Northeast Division with 37 points); Boston is 14-11-0-2 (fifth in Northeast Division with 30 points). Goals: Sheldon Souray 11, Saku Koivu 10, Christopher Higgins and Michael Ryder, 8. Assists: Koivu 18, Andrei Markov 16, Souray and Alex Kovalev, 13. Goaltending: Cristobal ...
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Picked-up pieces while remembering that Len Bias died 21 years ago yesterday: Peter Chiarelli underwhelms us. His first coaching hire was a dud, and now he's apparently going to sell us on Claude Julien when most Bruins fans would prefer Mike Milbury. Charlie Jacobs underwhelms us, also. There appears to be a conscious effort to purge all things Harry Sinden ...