Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
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Bearded death machine whups kung fu ass Poll update There's still time to vote in our reader poll to decide just who is the hardest kick-ass mutha on the planet, but it looks like bearded death machine Chuck Norris will finally secure the title unless the Shaolin Temple kung fu monks can rally for a last stand.â¦
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'Patriot' Act booster has done his bit
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The Kill Bill star gets a comic role to die for.
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Human two-legged walking uses much less energy than chimps' four-legged gait, scientists show.
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Here are two ways to make the most of your losers.
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Here's a tip for the guy who beat up a 101-year-old woman in a walker and took off with her purse: Get out of New York.
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A new study shows that elderly men who walk less than a quarter-mile per day are almost twice as likely to develop dementia as those who walk 2 miles a day.
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By Ray Sasser, The Dallas Morning News  Sep. 10--It's ironic that Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, was killed last week by a stingray. Irwin, the hyperactive Australian, made a fortune by antagonizing large, dangerous animals into aggressive attacks for the camera.
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Despite his computer illiteracy, the rogue cop hero battles a computer mastermind in this superficialthrills-a-minute sequel
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By Dorsey Griffith, The Sacramento Bee, Calif.  Jun. 22--Everyone knows someone like this: The guy who sits for hours, playing video games, his heart racing as he pummels animated bad guys with controller-driven automatic weapons.
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Shawn Crawford is the world&#39;s fastest also-ran. He ran the 100 meters in 9.89 seconds last night, and that and a Euro will get him a Coke.
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By Matt Russell, Post-Bulletin, Rochester, Minn.  Sep. 20--ST. CHARLES -- It takes Bill Spitzer a good 20 minutes to tell this story.   Before he gets to the frantic foot chase in a small town's main street or the stand-off in a shoe store, however, the longtime St.
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&quot;Shooter&quot; hit two  bull&#39;s-eyes the week ending July 1 when the fast-paced  actionershot to the top of the national DVD sales and rental  charts.
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Fighting an opponent doesn&#39;t always mean opposing his force. When faced with overwhelming power, good fighters often use their attacker&#39;s force to their advantage, as in judo, for example.
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There&#39;s only one thing better than riding a halfpipe ramp in &quot;Tony Hawk&#39;s Underground 2&quot; - doing it in real life.
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Avoiding unexploded grenades and hacking their way through cactus under a blazing sun, an American search team has located two caves where they believe a Marine who filmed the iconic flag-raising on Iwo Jima may have been killed 62 years ago in one of World War II's most symbolic battles.
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She was the Robochick. He was Billy-O. According to police, her obsession with him led her to drive 900 miles from Houston to Orlando, bringing with her a trenchcoat and wig, armed with a BB gun and pepper spray, and wearing a diaper to avoid bathroom breaks on the arduous drive.