[NSFW] Bloke takes missus up the Oxo Tower
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A 'memorable experience', enthuses restaurant reviewer NSFW Any reader who has a special date coming up - perhaps a wedding anniversary or other half's birthday - could do worse than consider taking a trip up the Oxo Tower, which comes highly recommended down at Restaurant-Guide.com:â¦
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Festive hustings Who's that gut lord marching... you should cut down on your mince pies mate... bah, Humbug!â¦
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The couple want it an unconventional and fun affair.
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Paying by the word Comments Swedish police are investigating a case of an open can of surstrÃ¶mming was hurled through the bedroom window of a 52-year-old Motala man. The strong-smelling local delicacy has a deserved reputation as a potent biological terror agent, so the offence is a very serious one. Just as serious as the comments:â¦
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One tap of the foot pedal hides your personal activities from the boss, if not from IT. In Sex Drive Daily.
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A funny thing happened on the way  to the consumer electronics store.
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One Fool has cooled toward the coffee king.
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[World News] London, Sep 10 : A man who hit the security gates of Downing Street with a sledgehammer Friday morning has been arrested.
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A chain goes for the testosterone with big burgers and video games.
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The burgermeister's latest numbers are meatier than they seem.
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Karan loves to serve his coffee ÂhotÂÂ and the next episode promises to be Âpiping hotÂ! His first guest is saucy, sexy and sensationalÂ
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Get in on the ground floor and follow this one to the penthouse suite.
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Tony Blair and Cherie Blair with the Pakistani president General Pervez Musharraf and his wife, Begum Sehba, outside 10 Downing Street.
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Hey, somebody in Times Square put my Pakistani chicken meat patty on a miniature bagel. And, if that's a turnoff, then try it on a hot-dog bun. Mmmm, not bad for a buck, buck-fifty.
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A first look at the most eagerly anticipated gizmo ever.
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'I was dumbfounded' A Polish bloke got a bit of a shock when he decided to nip out to a brothel - his missus was among the establishment's employees.â¦
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By Edited by Katie Stirling  THANKS to Claire Collins, of Ayr, who wins my weekly tenner with this daft picture.  If you have a funny internet image, why not share it with us? Please include your full postal address.  (c) 2006 Sunday Mail; Glasgow (UK).