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Travel: When Barbara Ellen  and her friend Emma first went to Paris, the city 'spat them out'.  It's time for a rematch
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âBreaking and Enteringâ climaxes in a welter of apologies. Everyone in London, it seems, has cause for remorse and for my part I regret that I lost count of the number of times the words âIâm sorryâ were uttered on screen.
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Arsenal&#39;s Patrick Vieira was sent off as France struggled to beat the Faroe Islands 2-0 in their World Cup qualifier on Wednesday.
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A Glasgow (Ibrox Park), Auxerre bat Glasgow Rangers (ECO) 2 Ã  0 (mi-temps: 1-0. Auxerre qualifiÃ© pour les 16e de finale. Temps: froid.
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Â· Ex-president questioned as immunity comes to endÂ· Party officials said to have been on Paris city payroll
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Comment is free: John Kelly: The prospect of living in Britain is financially daunting. My plan is to put the family in diapers.
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South Africa&#39;s worst display of the year, England&#39;s best since the World Cup final. There wasn&#39;t so much as a pitch length&#39;s difference between these two teams at Twickenham on Saturday, as that of an entire street.
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Manchester City's French midfielder Christian Negouai had an English Premier League debut to forget yesterday when he was sent off three minutes after coming on as a substitute, without touching the ball.
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They matched a terrible start with a terrible finish. They were outperformed, outcoached and just plain out of it from the opening match. In their worst Ryder Cup ever, these really were the ugly Americans.
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The train ride was easy.  London was rainy and cold.  So is Paris.  "cheesecake"
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With the ill-tempered England - Spain game in Madrid at the Bernebau drawing to a close, and England currently 1-0 down; what are the mindless Spanish supporters doing?
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Sebastian Coe laughs off reports that his London bid team expect to lose out to Paris for the 2012 Olympics.
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PSV coach Guus Hiddink has accused Arsene Wenger of sour grapes after the 1-1 draw in Holland on Wednesday night. The Arsenal manager was incensed that while the ref sent off both Patrick Vieira and Lauren
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By Edited by Katie Stirling  THANKS to Claire Collins, of Ayr, who wins my weekly tenner with this daft picture.  If you have a funny internet image, why not share it with us? Please include your full postal address.  (c) 2006 Sunday Mail; Glasgow (UK).
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Thierry Henry is the darling of English soccer and one of the most prolific scorers to grace the Premier League. For France, he is out of form, lacking in confidence and drastically short of goals.
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Arsenal&#39;s 1-1 Champions League draw at Rosenborg Trondheim was a painful reminder for manager Arsene Wenger that his Premier League masters are still only apprentices in Europe.
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Farcical. Lamentable. Simply dangerous. It seems no words are too strong to express France's outrage with a lawmaker who embarked on what the government insists was a private mission to free three hostages in Iraq.