'Shut your head and be pheasant'
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A friend of Rufus writes FoTW It appears that the now-legendary Rufus - he of Gadspot.com's battling tech support who called one customer a "a pain in the butt" then reserved the right to "server" him "for being mean" - has has become a torchbearer for obstreperous dictionary-dodgers worldwide.â¦
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Do you find yourself unsatisfied, but unable to work out why?  Do you find yourself nodding during Fight Club when Tyler Durden tells his recruits that their struggle is a philosophical one... only to be dismayed with his idea of a solution?  Is everything okay, but nothing great?    You could well be a comfort addict.
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Carel van Heerden feels no reason to apologise about his doomed lion-breeding business. &quot;Trophy hunters will always exist. We're taking the pressure off the rest of the roaming lions in Africa.&quot;
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Reverse your thinking to find opportunity.
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If you want to look fashionable next fall, follow the flock.
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Unless you ignore the Chicken Littles clucking around you.
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Singer Abhijeet has a knack of putting his foot in his mouth.
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By Mike Joseph, The Centre Daily Times, State College, Pa.  Jun.
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By Dave Helling, The Kansas City Star, Mo.  Feb. 11--Want to see John Edwards working on his hair -- for two minutes? It's a mouse click away.   How about Hillary Rodham Clinton warbling the national anthem? Two million ears have already suffered through that.
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Legg Mason's Mary Chris Gay talks about how to keep cool under pressure.
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Tycho:  "Live Free Or Die Hard" is a movie where a man drives a car into a helicopter, and that may be all one needs to know about it.  For some reason, regardless of what is present in the strip, I found myself quite able to place my brain in neutral and roll down the film's gentle, sloping grade.  I thought that Gabriel would be proud that I had done so, but he was not.  He held the film to some higher standard, and on a very specific topic - its presentation of technology and technology culture.  I know, right? Look out your window; there's probably frogs and blood and shit.
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By By Brian Hendrickson, The Columbian, Vancouver, Wash.  Jun.
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Tycho:  Page Two of "In The Service Of The Queen" will be available shortly, as he's taking the process very seriously.  Writing ridiculous poems used to be something I did with much more frequency, though it still happens occasionally. I did, at one point, seize the entire site to host a comic musical about TRON.  The urge just rears up sometimes, swiping at the air with its claws, and I must feed it tender, rhyming couplets to bed it back down.
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Control. Discipline. Don't give up the big play. This is what the Eagles stressed all week in preparation for their playoff game against Vikings.
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Tycho:  I can really do without a lot of the corporate sniping that happens in this industry.  Plus, as a licensed demagogue, they're horning in on my territory when they say ridiculous things or make baseless verbal assaults!  I mean, I have mouths to feed.  Seriously, I have more than one mouth.
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Keep your distance. Avoid eye contact.  And even if it looks cute, never hug a Swiss cow.
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By Adam Smeltz, The Centre Daily Times, State College, Pa.  Sep.