Bear Ransacks Kitchen as Paralyzed Man Lies in Bed
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It's a tale of man against nature. A  paralyzed man in Aspen, Colorado lay helplessly in bed for two  hours while a black bear known as "Fat Albert" went through his  kitchen breaking dishes and looking for a tasty snack.
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A drunken Chinese man hoping to hug a panda bear at the Beijing Zoo was mauled by one of the &quot;loveable&quot; animals after he jumped into its enclosure.
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He put himself Â and psychoanalysis Â on the couch.
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By Valryn Warren Staff Writer  RIVERSIDE -- Scott Douglas Davis stands in the street, staring like a man waking up from a bad dream to something worse -- workers boarding up his home.  "It's like a concrete block on my chest," he said. "I'm disabled, I can hardly walk.
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NIPAWIN, Sask. (CP) - Robbed of speech by medical problems and unable to cry for help, a Saskatchewan man who is confined to a wheelchair spent 12 hours strapped inside a minibus on Christmas Eve after the driver apparently forgot to unload him.
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Their quarterback situation a mess, the Chicago Bears will bring in Tim Couch for a physical and a tryout Friday.
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ST. LOUIS - A homeless man sleeping in a dumpster narrowly escaped serious injury early Wednesday after he was accidently placed into a trash truck...
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His pompadoured henchman, Silvio  Dante, is barely breathing and full of holes; his  brother-in-law Bobby is dead and Tony Soprano himself is left  in a darkened bedroom, clutching a machine-gun -- like a  frightened child holding a teddy bear.
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A hospital apologises to a patient who had to give up his bed in the middle of the night to make way for another emergency.
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A British man suffering from variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (vCJD), the human form of mad cow disease is no longer terminal ill, thanks to an experimental medical treatment, his father said.
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Unable to tolerate a toothache any  longer, a jobless Hong Kong man tried to kill himself last week  as he could not afford to see a dentist.
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Former sawmill worker Ken James knew something was wrong with his health when he could barely make it to lunch time without having a nap.
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Buffalo Bills players have found it hard  to take seeing their seriously injured team-mate Kevin Everett  lying in a hospital bed, having ignored orders to wait a few  days before visiting the NFL player.
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Pain seared through the Landover man's mouth, making it difficult for him to function during the day or sleep at night.
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VICTORIA (CP) - Former sawmill worker Ken James knew something was wrong with his health when he could barely make it to lunch time without having a nap.
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RENO, Nev. - A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m.
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Clueless guys have made YouTubing in bed the latest relationship dysfunction. In Gear Factor.