Gag Card Shows Jeter, Mantle, Bush
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NEW YORK - As President Bush smiled and waved from the stands and Mickey Mantle looked on from the dugout, Derek Jeter swung his bat. Talk about pressure. Luckily, the game never happened.
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NEW YORK -- Think David Ortiz would like to have some of those comments back? You know . . . when he said Derek Jeter was not his idea of MVP material?
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Presidential portrait constructed from porn mag clippings US Republicans are none too pleased with Brit artist Jonathan Yeo, who's just completed a fetching portrait of George Bush constructed from grumble mag clippings:â¦
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&#39;You suck! You&#39;re a piece of &amp;%$#*! You can&#39;t play worth *$#!% you loser, so SIT DOWN!!!&quot; That&#39;s what a guy was yelling at a visiting player during a White Sox-Angels game earlier this summer.
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The New York Yankees, who make enough money to know better, want the rest of Jason Giambi&#39;s contract voided because he admitted to using what can fairly be called a cornucopia of pharmaceuticals.
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New York Yankees acting manager Willie Randolph, filling in for manager Joe Torre serving a game suspension, gestures as he yells to the bench during the Yankees 4-2 loss to the Toronto Blue Jays in Toronto, in this Oct. 2, 2004 file photo.
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Rats. I was pretty sure Manny Ram&#xED;rez was going to win the MVP award. Too bad he was topped by winner Justin Morneau, runner-up Derek Jeter, David Ortiz, and an ensemble cast of American League worthies.
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Joe Girardi, the former manager of the Florida Marlins, won three titles as a catcher for the Yankees.
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Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter no longer have sleepovers. Perhaps this means they've grown up.
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No autographs allowed &#151; in any language. When a Japanese reporter recently asked Roger Clemens for an autograph, he got a signed photo and a swift penalty: His membership in the Baseball Writers' Association of America was revoked.
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When Jason Giambi finally appears in public, he will have an unlikely supporter: the Yankees.
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You can&#39;t rely on the boxscore to quantify the type of impact Derek Jeter had on Game 2 of the Yankees-Twins series. Or the influence he has on his team.
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Games between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have, for at least the last half-century, attracted a media mob fascinated with every scrap of information about the famous rivalry.
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The imagery of the mailings is designed to pack a wallop: a Mexican flag fluttering above the Stars and Stripes, the Statue of Liberty presiding over a "Welcome Illegal Aliens" doormat, a Social Security card emblazoned with the name "Juan Doe," a U.S. passport proclaiming, "Only one candidate has a...
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On Tuesday, the Yankees will share the spotlight with the Mets, who are acting like an increasingly pesky kid brother across town.
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Whether Alex Rodriguez or his agent, Scott Boras, is calling the shots, they are making a farce of the best player in baseball.
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There were some disappointed Red Sox fans at President Bushâs rallies Friday in New Hampshire. Sox pitcher Curt Schilling was to have appeared with Bush at two events, but he canceled.