Monkey crackdown no funny business
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Monkey handler Ramal Lala strolls along New Delhi's streets, a leash on his monkey named Mungle. The local government has hired the two to chase down thousands of smaller monkeys known to roam this mega-city of 13 million people, hopping on just about anything, breaking into houses and occasionally biting spectators.
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New Bagle worm poses as 'joke' message
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By JAMES HARPER  A LOYALIST soccer yob has posted a vile racist video on the internet.   Twisted Mark Stoddart has sickened fans of the popular YouTube website by posting up a homemade video poking fun at a disabled Asian man in Glasgow.
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HellSpam writes &quot;Some robbers tried to burglarize a poor old lady and her 3 grandsons. Her grandsons happened to be playing Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas, and the sounds of the police from the game scared them away!
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You don't need a conspiracy theory or an imminent Republican convention to explain why there is so much Bush-bashing entertainment today: George W. Bush is in power.
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Also: Mobile office challenge finds monkeys are distracting. Read these stories and more from around the Web on News.com Extra.
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Watch a group of macaques run amok in a market, raid an empty kitchen, and ransack a bootlegger's cache. Then you'll understand where the phrase "monkey around" comes from.
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ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The pastor at Anchorage First Free Methodist Church was mystified. Why was the activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals chastising him? No animals are harmed in the church's holiday nativity display. In fact, animals aren't used at all.
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Imbedding security chips in possessions and pets is nothing new. Chipping people, however, has Orwellian overtones that angers civil libertarians and conservatives alike.
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New York declared the n-word off limits to all races Wednesday in a purely symbolic resolution prompted by the increasingly casual use of the slur in hip-hop music, comedy and street slang.
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Â· Professional gang carries out 50 break-insÂ· Criminals leave behind no DNA or fingerprints
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After almost 20 years of political squabbling, New Mexico has banned cockfighting. How peace came to the rooster pit.
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Â· Traditional owners protest at government crackdown Â· Police sent in after report of rampant child sex abuse
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This is a great operation with virtually no competition. Don't let this one slip by.
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It's a Swedish smackdown: To protest Perspektiv Broadband's AllOfMP3 morality play, the Pirate Bay bans the ISP's users. In Monkey Bites.
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The Asbo is a control order usually banning offenders from frequenting certain places or carrying out particular activities. But now one has been issued to curb Internet activity
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Dorset sanctuary saves 88 monkeys from confinement in world's biggest rescue mission of its kind