Archie Gets Horrible New Look
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In an effort to rejuvenate flagging interest in the franchise, the Riverdale gang gets a "realistic" make-over ... by an artist who draws as
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A cartoon classic from the 1960âs gets a makeover to suit  the tastes of 21st-Century kids.
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A show within the show: puffed hair, masked faces and even a light sculpture.
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It seems even a crusty old newshound like me can get burned. My item last week about a couple naming their baby âYahooâ turns out to be a hoax cooked up by a (now-unemployed) Romanian tabloid reporter. Reporters making things up just for a laugh? I am shocked, simply shocked.Â
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Victoria No 203 is nothing like the original.
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It's beginning to look a lot like Jessica Simpson for Christmas.
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âOne Tree Hillâ returned a few weeks ago not as a more progressive enterprise, but as a more dramatically palatable one, trashier, less earnest and refreshingly, horribly unlike anything else in its genre.
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A calendar glitch made the back-to-school season look worse than it really was.
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Since the K5 Emperor of Icecream, eavier, foisted the augean task of ghetto-reviewing onto my skinny shoulders this year, here goes. First, we begin with the grimy w/hole itself, and then move to the individual rotting parts thereof. The obvious changes to the ghetto landscape were: trhurler didn't come back from his hike, MichaelCrawford started giving it away, my kuron brethren were badly trolled by a xanax-popping dysfunctional alcoholic), both Egil and insomnyuk decided to suicidomize themselfs, NIWS/Spellcheckbot attacked (again), and rusty took apart his bathroom and added walls to K5.   Rotting parts inside:
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Okay, I&#8217;m sorry. I just had to comment. This was such a fun strip to draw. I&#8217;m going to allow myself to savor how bad-ass it is before I descend into my normal bag of insecurities and start finding all the mistakes. I&#8217;ll hate it by year&#8217;s end, but today I feel like a cartooning [...]
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At first glance, the new TV season looks less than heroic.
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The names of the characters have also changed.
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Move over, Peyton. Make room in the Manning family trophy case, Archie.
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Ashley Tisdale says she was somewhat distressed when she first saw her new profile after her recent nose job.
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Here's what was good-looking, butt-ugly, and just plain annoying at the recent consumer electronics and home theater show.
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The new Alfie is a dull, shallow, and uninspired effort
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This giant's looking a little sluggish.