Beimel cut hand in a bar, not his room
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Bar none, nobody in the Los Angeles Dodgers' organization was happy with Joe Beimel. The lefty reliever was removed from the Dodgers' playoff roster after cutting his pitching hand early Tuesday. Beimel originally told the team he injured himself inside in his hotel room &#151; later, he admitted he cut it on a broken glass in a New York bar.
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ROSEMONT, Ill. -- This was not must-see TV last night on HBO. This was shut off your TV.
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No one ordered Glenn Winuk to grab a medical bag and rush into the World Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. He was not in uniform, and he made his living as a lawyer, not an EMT.
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Senator Bill Frist physicianÂs demeanor was not always suited to the black art of Senate wheeling and dealing.
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A man in Germany was put off his Italian chocolate treat when he noticed that a bump in the bar was not a nut but part of a human finger.
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CASPER, Wyo. - A man accidentally discharged a new pistol he was unfamiliar with, firing a bullet that nicked his arm and eventually ended up striking a man using the bathroom in another building, police said.
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HARARE, Zimbabwe - A man allegedly bit off and swallowed another man's finger during a bar brawl, court officials said Thursday.
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SENECA FALLS, N.Y. - A suspected drunken driver found a way to delay his court appearance: He torched the building, police said.  Christopher Chianese, 26, set the new municipal offices on fire on Nov.
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Tycho:  Gabriel had Kara call me to say he wouldn't be in the office to do the strip, a tactic that showed wisdom on his part, because if he'd talked to me himself I would have told him to put his big girl pants on.  We'd written the strip already, so we were halfway there. It was far, far, far outside his comfort level, but I asked Kiko to execute the strip visually. He excelled - but, then again, he is Kiko.
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Israel Idonije thought he'd be in the NBA, playing with Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. And Dan Federkeil acknowledges he's not even much of a sports fan.
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MOUNDSVILLE, W.Va. - It took a taser gun to subdue a man accused of biting off part of a man's nose and attempting to gouge out his eyeball during a bar fight. Plastic surgeons grafted skin to repair Edgar D. Hellar's nose, according to the Marshall County Sheriff's Department.
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Prague, Czech Republic, January 21st, 2005, 6:46 a.m.) A 32-year-old Czech man picked the wrong place to catch a few "Z s" after drinking too much beer.
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A 32-year-old Czech man picked the wrong place to catch a few "Z's" after drinking too much beer.
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It may be the world&#39;s biggest brewer -- and in beer-loving Belgium at that -- but InBev does not want its managers drinking at lunchtime.
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A rabbi was stabbed in the stomach by another man on a Frankfurt street in what appeared to be a spontaneous attack, police said Saturday.
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PARK CITY, Utah  - One of America's favorite  television actors has turned to drinking to show off both his  acting skills and that he is not just a "Friend."
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Sacramento Kings center Greg Ostertag will be out four-to-six weeks after breaking his right hand in a fall at his home Saturday night.