This Is a Public Service Announcement
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As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
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By Christopher Schwarzen, Seattle Times  CORRECTION: Clarification: Information in this article, originally published May 23, was corrected June 1.
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By Nicole C. Wong, San Jose Mercury News, Calif.  Mar.
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By John Weiss, Post-Bulletin, Rochester, Minn.  Jun.
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By David DeKok, The Patriot-News, Harrisburg, Pa.  Sep.
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By Michael Newsom, The Sun Herald, Biloxi, Miss.  Feb.
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The temptation is overwhelming. Go ahead, admit it. You're fighting it as you read this. You are thinking this series is over.
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By Mark Harrington, Newsday, Melville, N.Y.  Sep.
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This week's latest PHPBarnstormer has been posted.
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Tycho:  I uploaded the comic early, as many of you noticed.  I entered the wrong number in the update field.  You may also have noticed that the spelling in these posts has really gone to hell.  So, that's numbers and letters.  I hope to one day discover a set of pictograms with which I can manage some baseline fucking proficiency.
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By Scott Streater, Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Texas  Feb.
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There are no more big holidays looming over the horizon. Whew... Glad that's over!!  "cheesecake" PS: If I could be Emperor of the Universe for five minutes I'd outlaw all holidays in November, December and January and would declare that everybody should be nice to everyone all the time, no matter what season it is!
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CHICAGO _ You better watch out/ you better not cry/ you better order now/ I'm telling you why ...  Shipping costs are going to rise.  That could become a familiar verse this week if you haven't yet finished your online holiday shopping.
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Gabe: So the big news today, in the world of web comics at least is that PvP is getting itself animated. Scott posted the news along with a little teaser over on his site. He"s actually writing the entire thing with the help of Kris Straub. I was a big fan of the old Blamimations they did together and I"ve told them both whenever possible that they needed to collaborate more. I make jokes when I"m uncomfortable and it just so happens I have issues with anxiety so I"m essentially uncomfortable all day. That means I spend a lot of my time making jokes. When Scott and Kris were up here visiting I hardly said a word. They"re just too funny and they"re always on. You just can"t compete with them, all you can do is laugh.
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By Mark Schwanhausser, San Jose Mercury News, Calif.  Sep.
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By Max B. Baker, Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Texas  Feb.
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Before we go any further, stop saying âMini Mouseâ like youâre Mini Me. Stop it. Thatâs no longer allowed in the cubicles of America.