Humor: Most Wish Bush Was âFictionalâ
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A new poll finds that a majority of Americans wish their president was a fictional character.
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President Bush, in an interview with Brian Lamb of C-SPAN that was released Friday, talked of life in the White House:
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Who knew that President Bush loves "bling-bling," Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice finds strawberry juice just dandy, and some White House journalists like to munch on goat brains?
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An impromptu back rub that President Bush gave German Chancellor Angela Merkel is now massaging millions of funny bones.
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Bush's argument is tight, concise and, so far, impregnable. It is also a clever distortion of reality
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Even the capital's heaviest snow of the season couldn't keep President Bush away when there were jokes to be told.
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I would have thought that Osama bin Laden popping up like a jack-in-the-box the Friday before the election and thumbing his nose at America would be bad for President Bush&#39;s re-election prospects -- Bush is, after all, the guy who spent the last three
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The president has taught the humorless left to be funny again. Now comedians just have to decide if he's a genial dunce or a sinister genius.
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Kitty Kelley&#39;s catty new book about the Bush family is a perfect artifact of our current political culture in which unsubstantiated attacks on Sen. John Kerry&#39;s Vietnam War record and old
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George Bush avoided scowling and John Kerry managed to crack a few more smiles.
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Tom Brokaw&#39;s successor is a NASCAR dad who considers pizza night with the kids sacred â-hin crust, please â - listened to hundreds of hours of White House tapes from the Johnson administration for fun.
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CHANHASSEN, Minn. - Campaign aides to President Bush on Saturday laughed off rampant Internet speculation about whether the president was wired to get help from advisers during his first debate with Sen...
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And it's all George Bush's faultâoh, all right, not all his fault, but the nicknamer in chief sets a mighty low standard.
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Sometimes you&#39;ll hear a too-full-of-himself showbiz type pronounce in grave tones that the political situation is so desperate, he&#39;ll move to France if President Bush wins re-election.
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George W. Bush has been the most accommodating of presidents. He has rarely used his veto pen to kill legislation. Until now.
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Former alcoholic and functional illiterate George W. Bush has won re-election and will retain his office as 43th President of the United States of America, despite a proven inability to pronounce the word "nuclear".    The final tally of electoral votes was updated live throughout election day, 02 November 2004, by Andrew Tanenbaum of Electoral-Vote.com, where he stayed up all night hopefully tabulating the votes, only to sob bitterly at the sheer monstrous ratfuckery of it all.  He then asked to be excused to the bathroom, from which a single gunshot was later heard.
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President Bush sees the value &#151; and the humor &#151; in the idea that aides could secretly feed him advice through a radio receiver hidden on his back.