Rocket Man Disses Material Girl
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Elton John seems to think it's gonna be a long, long time before he   attends another Madonna concert.
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WASHINGTON - Iraqi terrorists sawed off the head of American hostage Eugene Armstrong yesterday and posted a grisly videotape of the slaughter on the Internet in the latest act of savagery against Western workers.
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Taking the vandal by the horns and public shaming him.
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Yankees slugger Gary Sheffield revealed yesterday he was the victim of a shakedown artist who threatened to release X-rated video of his gospel-singer wife and a professional musician.
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Reports are that Micheal Jackson is outraged by the video and has plans of taking legal action. The video pokes fun at the pop star&#39;s nose, the 1984 accident in which his hair caught fire and the current child molestation allegations.
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AUSTIN, Texas  - A Texas man was beaten to death by enraged onlookers after the car in which he was riding struck a 4-year-old girl, said police in Austin, Texas on Wednesday.
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Item girl Rakhi Sawant loves to be in controversies.
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A teenage girl is severely traumatised after she was attacked by two men in south Belfast.
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The American astronaut charged with attempting to kidnap her love rival is sacked by Nasa.
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A 16-year-old girl whose parents thought she had run away from home returned with a much different story: She had been repeatedly beaten and raped by a man for four years, one of which she spent captive in his basement. John Paule France Gonzales, 22, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to 142 counts, including lewd and lascivious acts on a child, sodomy and penetration with a foreign object.
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An 11-year-old girl was sexually assaulted by as many as 20 boys as a 16-year-old girl watched and told her what sex acts to perform, authorities say in the latest mob attack to rock Milwaukee and set off another round of civic soul-searching.
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LOS ANGELES  - During an altercation in April, rocker Courtney Love was playing with fire -- literally. The 40-year-old performer became violent at the home of her ex-boyfriend Jim Barber in April
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"Gu Gu" is one of the star attractions at the Beijing Zoo but the panda bear with a bad temper has lashed out at a fan for the second time, this time mauling a 15-year-old boy.
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Test pilot makes successful foray into space on rocket ship. But there was some drama... THE spectators on the ground gasped as the rocket ship rolled at least 16 times in about 16 seconds.
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CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. _ A diaper-wearing astronaut is charged with attempted kidnapping in a love triangle. A freak storm pelts shuttle Atlantis with damaging hail. A railroad trestle collapses, derailing a train carrying rocket booster segments.
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A baby girl is hurt and her father and another man are seriously injured when their car is shot at.
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I heard the very loud call of kree!...kree! and then I looked down and saw the One-eyed Pirate. His face is covered with streams of blood and I can see he can't wipe it out of his eyes. He looks like someone shot him at close range in the head. It looks worse than it is.    "Gawd dammit Jaguar!" I heard Pirate yell. "Get 'er away from me!" he chuckled to himself.    Of course, there's no way I was able to keep her away from her territorial imperative.    Then...here came the call; kree...kree again. This time I heard AND saw her. She stoops, in a short but quick dive....And then suddenly...BAM! She screamed down and hammered the Pirate's head. More blood poured from One-eyed's scalp. Male prairie falcons are protective too but they are only 1/3rd the size of females. The females are killing machines, inherited from their ancient raptor ancestors; the dinosaurs.    "Yeow! Fuck that hurts!" One-eyed Pirate said as he rubbed his head. His hand is now slippery with his own blood.    I laughed and it echoed against the canyon walls, fading out somewhere into Purgatory Canyon.