Looking Forward to Valentine's Day? Don't Read This
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Sing a song, roll up your sleeves,  hunt in packs, buy a pink umbrella, don't diet, learn from your  pets, give your tongue a workout, raise your standards, accept  every invitation, consider Botox.
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Spice up your Valentine's Day with a tasty sampler from the Fool.
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Press '3' to read this story or hold for a hack
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If you're looking online for a sweetheart, beware: You may find a new meaning for the expression "money can't buy love."
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Don't get taken when you're trying to give.
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Tycho: Sorry about that. Kiko digests the audio files for that, and I forgot that there President's Day was a holiday that people took seriously. Before today, I was not aware just how seriously Kiko took the concept of presidency. Also, I fixed an offensive and aggressively stupid typographical error in the post above. Now, it's only aggressively stupid in the ways I originally intended.(CW)TB
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A 'memorable experience', enthuses restaurant reviewer NSFW Any reader who has a special date coming up - perhaps a wedding anniversary or other half's birthday - could do worse than consider taking a trip up the Oxo Tower, which comes highly recommended down at Restaurant-Guide.com:â¦
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WHAT WOULD this romantic week be without a couple of heartwarming stories that illustrate the Valentine wonderfulness and all the complex, yet thrilling, emotions it stirs up?   We're speaking, of course, of the tipsy, backstabbing mayor saga and the tale of the astronaut-in-a-diaper.
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Sending Valentine's Day "e-cards" to work colleagues could result in dismissal if they get taken the wrong way, a legal expert warned Thursday.
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For some, Valentine's Day can be heavenly. For others, it's just plain hell.
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By EVAN WEINER  I DON'T KNOW about you, but I don't plan to watch Katie Couric's ascendancy as top newsreader at CBS Sept. 5, nor do I plan to download it on my computer. I am not interested.
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Carol services banned, religious references carefully excised from cards: to read Britain's press this year, you could be forgiven for thinking the politically correct brigade are set on taking the Christian out of Christmas.
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Be careful who you fall for this Valentine's Day -- they may just splash your most intimate secrets across the Internet.
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By Margaret Edds, The Virginian-Pilot, Norfolk, Va.  Feb. 18--Gigantic plastic lips and mountains of candy hearts throughout the General Assembly building signaled Valentine's Day.   On Gov. Tim Kaine's day book, Wednesday meant more than red roses.   Feb.
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By Victoria Advocate, Texas  Feb. 10--Valentine's Day reminds me of how stupid I am around my wife -- even after all these years of marriage, which is three, I think. Our anniversary is sometime in August or March.
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Let's not get carried away in our speculation about what robots will and won't do to sex. In Sex Drive Daily.
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Valentine's Day isn't just a Western phenomenon anymore. Here's how other countries pay homage to Cupid.