Old timer ices crazed squirrel with zimmer frame
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Bloody end to Bavarian sciurine rampage A battling German septuagenarian brought to a swift and bloody end a crazed squirrel rampage in Passau, Bavaria, by knocking the animal to the ground with his zimmer frame and squashing it, Ananova reports.â¦
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SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - The fish's long shadow slid under the ice, causing Darren Horness to blink. &quot;I was skimming some ice off the hole, and all the sudden I thought I caught a little bit of movement, and I had to kind of take a step back,&quot; said Horness, 36, of Howards Grove.
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The old man will get another chance for the Carolina Panthers.
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BERLIN - An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.  The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim.
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An aggressive squirrel attacked and  injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old  pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.
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This squirrelly newcomer caused quite a stir at Jacobs Field. A brown squirrel ran onto the field in the bottom of the third inning Wednesday night and ran circles around the New York Yankees and Cleveland Indians.
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SPRINGDALE, Ark. - Michael Henson left the auto parts store with more problems than when he arrived. For that, he can thank his dog.  Henson, whose truck had a sticking throttle, brought his dog along for company when he drove to O'Reilly Auto Parts store in Springdale on Sunday.
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Racetrackers are supposed to bet with their heads, not with their hearts. But the tale of 87-year-old horse owner Harry Aleo has to elicit a rooting interest from even the most hardened of railbirds. His speedy gelding, Smokey Stover, goes postward as the 7-2 morning-line second choice in Saturday's $2 million Breeders' Cup Sprint at Monmouth Park.
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By John Noble Wilford  Scientists have discovered an extinct animal the size of a small squirrel that lived in China at least 125 million years ago and soared among the trees.
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By Steve Wiegand, The Sacramento Bee, Calif.  Mar. 3--Darrell Steinberg says he doesn't mind going out on a limb once in a while.   This is a good thing, since this week he's waaay out there with the squirrels and the turkey vultures.
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If you love the olden goldies, this one is for you!
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Finnished RZSL A Helsinki squirrel dived into the bicycle wheel of passing opera singer Esa Ruuttunen, hospitalising him and killing itself.â¦
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Rotund rodent becomes trapped inside bird feeder after gorging itself on peanuts.
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Berlin's celebrity polar bear Knut has to move over again Â not only has his Nuremburg counterpart Flocke stolen photographers' attention, now puzzles, games and a soft toy in the image of the fluffy 2-month-old cub are ready for release.
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A famed parrot showed signs of an inner life, and a bit of a temper.
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Often dismissed as a quirky pipe dream, it took a thrill-seeking mogul to energize one of mankind's oldest desires. By James Lee from Wired magazine.
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VAIL, Colo. - A 72-year-old woman making pot roast in her kitchen discovered uninvited guests in her home Thursday: a bear and her cub.  The unidentified woman walked into the kitchen and found the bear standing six feet away, apparently surprising it, Vail police Sgt. Dan Torgerson said.