Smothers Doesn't Think He'd Fit in Today
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Tommy Smothers has no doubt what would happen if he tried to put "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" on television today.
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General peanut butter woes helped boost Smucker's recent results.
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We have not seen the tall man with the booming voice for days now.
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When Dr. Julio Bonis awoke one Sunday morning with a sore shoulder, he could not figure out what he had done. It felt like a sports injury, but he had been a bit of a couch potato lately.
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His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds.
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This giant's looking a little sluggish.
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This election season, Washington Redskins cornerback Fred Smoot has a predicament: For Kerry to win, the Redskins have to lose on Sunday &#151; at least according to a bizarre statistical correlation that's been accurate for seven decades.
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Eddy Curry was not benched in his hometown Friday night and thus avoided one major indignity. But he appears to have lost some of his coachâs faith, which may be a greater long-term concern.
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If Fidel Castro is larger than life, his brother seems almost smaller than it.
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RANDY Johnson was not at Yankee Stadium yesterday. He was not in the Stadium Club being introduced to the news media; that was Carl Pavano.
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A lot has happened in the other world since Friday. That would be the world outside of Florida. Maybe by sometime today, this area and this state will get back to feeling more like part of that world.
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The odds aren't as long as you might think.
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He had some Wheaties this morning for sure. My advice... 1. Remember to have fun. 2. We're all bozos on this bus. 3. We're all barking farting chihuahuas. 4. I make shitty software and so do you. 5. It's even worse than it appears. 6. You never learn anything hanging with the same people. 7. Thank heaven for little girls. (A repeat of #6.) 8. It's later than you think. 9. It's not like anyone gets out of this alive.
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By Sean Waisglass: I haven&#39;t seen the weigh-in reports for the Winky Wright/Shane Mosley junior welterweight championship rematch tonight, but I&#39;m pretty sure Sugar Shane is going to be tipping the scales much lighter than the last time.
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The big Mac needs some slack before he comes back from a recent   exhaustion attack.
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He might have won that game not so much with his play, as with his presence. Carolina went after him in full force, only they forgot to deal with the rest of the Atlanta Falcons in the proper manner.
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It seemed that John Smoltz would have at least been somewhat excited about the fact that he had finished his 57th game of the season on Tuesday night.