Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I couldn't wait to get to the end of the book!

Because after the first chapter, it was so boring it was painful. I guess you have to be a gay Columbian in New York to appreciate this book. Save for the donkey beastiality in Chapter one, and his weird dance with incestuous voyeurism as a kid, I can't see how this book was ever published. The last chapter was rushed, the wrapping up of the plot holes were really predictible and 'too good to be true'. Throughout the book all the characters were not very developed, you have a feeling of superficial brushing off of them by the author. I was more interested in the Columbian foods that weren't explained very much. Two adjectives to describe this book, "weird" and "boring".