Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Pretty Pointless...

...yep, I actually thought of buying this. Anybody who ownspaper and tape could make stuff that is worth more than this.It sounds like a paper and pencil. GirlTech's commercial makesit sound like it's actually text messaging. And if that's what you think it is, it isn't. Well, if you wanted to chat with afriend during recess, and your friend was on the climbing wallwhen you were playing kickball, you'd obviously have topitch it like a baseball in order to get it to your friend!If you want something to make the most of your friendships,then a tamagotchi is fantastic for you. It costs 5 bucks less,plus you can use it alone and with a friend. You can't chat witha friend, but,you can do much more things. If this reviewhasn't had any effect on you yet, I recommend you reread this.[...]