Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Remember Waller's Book Signings?

Saw stories about the audiences at his book signings around the country when the book came out. By and large the audiences were made up of women in the 40-55 years old age range--precisely the Harlequin Romancers of the world who were probably in deadend marriages and yearned for the escapist fantasy Waller provided. But as a novel? Full disclosure: I never got past page 16. Couldn't do it. The writing was that bad. Just horrible cliches, awkward phrasing. And I must say how hilarious to read others defending their uplifting experience with bad literature with "If you didn't like it, you must never have been in love!"Oh honey, yes we have. And are. We just don't want to waste our time reading bad writing. Whatever the story...