Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This is so bad it's not even funny

This is what you get when you put a high school kid behind a computer -- some wild fantasy about how cool it is to have sex w/ men and (!) women (ooooh) while drinking (!!) lots (!!!) of alcohol (ooooooh again). The characters are pretty cool too, if you're 14 that is, and as a teen you won't even mind the inconsistencies, the bloated language, and you'll probably think violence is pretty cool too. And oh yes, the vampires. Vampires are way cool to. Let's dress up like them and prentend we're drinking blood. If you still suffer from acne and adolescent mood swings and the whole world is out to get you, read this book. If, on the other hand, you are older than 18, forget it and get a *real* novel instead.