Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Mindless drivel

This and Van Helsing are the worst movies I have seen in the past 5 years. The entire film was utterly painful to watch, and the dialogue seemed like it was written by a retarded monkey. I would sooner pay $8 to have the memory of this film erased from my mind. The only thing that kept me from drowning myself in the toilet after seeing that film was to write this review in hopes of deterring others from making the same mistake I did.