Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I Lost IQ Points by Reading This Book

"Charmed" is probably the sorriest excuse for a novel I have ever read. I liked Diana Gabaldon's "Outlander", so the time-travel-meets-romance formula is not the problem. "Charmed" is poorly written, badly concieved, not true to history, not consistent (the magic Indian can turn the bedroom into a romantic glade with flowers and butterflies but he can't heal his wife's sprained ankle) and the dialog is painfully stupid. Example: Nikki has traveled back in time to the Shawnee tribal lands and is attending a festival with Silver Thorn. He has painted his body with blue paint for the ceremony and she says "Omigod! You look like a cross between a Mighty Power Ranger and a giant Smurf!" In spite of the fact that she speaks in modern slang, the Indians of 1812 have no problem accepting her. They like her Bic lighter!! A total waste of time - you will lose brain cells as you read.