Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I know someone's going to shoot me over this...

Am I the only person in America who does NOT like the Lord of the Rings movies? I fell asleep 4 times during the second one, and just couldn't bring myself to part with even cheap matinee dollars to go see part III. I don't find hobbits cute or endearing or entertaining. Slow, slow, slow...that's all I have to say.