Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Only 1 star because there's no option for a minus 10,000,000

Note to self: Add "heave" to to-do list.One of the other reviewers pontificated that those who do not like this song "must not be Christian".Dead annoying, that.I'm Christian...a devout, practicing one, and I detest this song. Being a Christian does not negate the ability to recognize a cheesy plebian hack job when I see it.What does being a Christian have to do with it? What a close-minded, judgmental, condescending thing to say.This song, IMO, is simply a poorly written, poorly executed attempt to pull at heartstrings. If the author's Very Cunning Plan had succeeded, great. But this one fails miserably. Phrases like "you see, sir..." would probably have most of the Saints in heaven rolling their eyes and reaching for the Mylanta.It's like a lot of Christian Rock. The message might be positive, but a badly written song is a bad song, regardless of its message.Nothing will make this turkey fly.