Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Laughable

I really wish Ms Garwood would stick to historical romances instead of contempary, at least then the heroine in the book is in context to the language. I am sick and tired of reading a woman in this day and age speaking like some goody goody girl in times gone by. Who in this day and age says "Goodness" repeatedly? And I sure there is not one woman alive on this planet that yells "Heavens to Betsy!" when she orgasms. Either stick to historicals Ms Garwood, or bring your contempary heroines into the 20th centuary.