Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Trying to fit an elephant into a birdcage

Hey, what's with all these pretentious, self-important reviews? Suffering from delusions of grandeur no doubt. Jeez guys, this is supposed to be a Star Wars novel for God's sake. If us, simple-minded yet die-hard starwarsians, wanted something deep and meaningful, we'd look elsewhere. What we want (and pay for) is Star Wars - plain and simple. I can't understand why Lucas/Bantam allowed Hambly to write a novel that would alienate half their customer base. And I recently discovered that it doesn't end here; they allowed her to write yet another SW book; a grave oversight me thinks! Oh and another thing, who the hell does she think she is contradicting Yoda like that. I can usually cope with the odd flaw in a Star Wars novel, but it sickened me to see the author arbitrarily dismiss (and practically re-write) the words and teachings of the 900 year old jedi master.