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Query: Is Kevin Nealon Stalking ME?

Kevin Nealon proves again that observations from every day life make the best humor. There I was chuckling along with the audience when deja vu suddenly hit me: I may not be the gal that answers her own questions but I'm the one that has a running conversation with her schnauzers on their walk. I don't smoke pot either but there I was chowing down on a pan of brownies while watching this. When he talked about MY upcoming colonoscopy (a week from Monday) I began to wonder - was Kevin Nealon been stalking me? What am I going to do? Now hear me out, I'm not the paranoid type, but that's neither here nor there. Then he segued into the trials and tribulations of traveling by air I vowed then and there to surrender my Executive Platinum card and to have someone lower me into a well by my ankles. Ok boss?