Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Absolute Cheap Crap

I have no idea why this has so many positive reviews. The suction completely crapped out on me and my living room is a sopping mess. I am going to return. Also, you have to changed the water every 5 feet! This is an absoute no go and the 2000 positive reviews I swear are Hoover employees or folks who do not know quality products like a Miele or a Dyson.