Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Some days it's good to have a Great Old One by your side

I bought this on a lark, as a "mascot" for my work team while we were going through a reorganization pilot. It had the intended effect, causing folks to chuckle as we entered a period of uncertainty. Unfortunately, the uncertainty ended about mid-day, as management decided to blow up the organization, and a lot of folks found out they no longer had jobs. Sort of took the fun out of the day.Since then, Cthulhu has occupied a place in my home, where it doesn't do a whole lot. It does, however, occasionally act as a conversation starter (the normal conversation starts out something like "What the heck is THAT!?!?...")So, no, it won't cure any horrible diseases or prevent foreclosure or make you a lot of money in 30 days or less. What it does is to provide a few minutes of mirth in an otherwise drab and dreary day. Which, after all, is the purpose of a toy - isn't it?