Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: There's No Nice Way To Put It

This is the worst book I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. I have read unpublished fanfiction by 13-year-olds with more believable characters and compelling prose.The characters' actions are ludicrous; the dialogue is eye-rollingly painful; the writing is juvenile and full of errors; the plot is convoluted and nonsensical; the theology is insulting, simplistic and offensive. If you have any measure of taste, stay away from this one.