Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Only read this if you want advice from a mean "friend"

This book made me cringe throughout. She advises against exercising during pregnancy (and if you do, and have a miscarriage, you will NEVER forgive yourself!?!!), is anti midwife, doula, and natural childbirth, tells you that you will never have your body back, are a crazy hormonal nightmare to be around, and will always be fat with saggy breasts. I wonder why this woman chose to have four children. She seems to loathe pregnancy and childbirth. I know it is meant to be a humorous book, and I like to think of myself as having a decent sense of humor, but I found very little of this book amusing. I am glad I don't have a friend like her.