Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: THIS IS NOT THE REAL DEEP IMPACT

Don't be fooled by the similar looking cover, this is actually the adult German film about relationships. While the "impact" is especially "deep" it is intensly boring, and the women don't shave their pits. It's a slow paced romance between an uber-leftenant in post-WWII Czeczhlosclovakia, and a chaste young country fraulien. Not bad if you like that stuff.