Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Spare yourself!

If the write-up on this film leads you to expect an interesting story about a quasi-incestuous relationship between two half-brothers, spare yourself. Spoiler alert: the boys love each other as children, as teens and as adults. Period. There's no story development, just tedious sequences of the boys swimming together, then kissing, then swimming. It has all the drama of a 4-hour commercial for speed-o's. To paraphrase a critic's assessment of Poulenc, this director had absolutely nothing to say...and he said it. If you want really soft-porn, but have a heart condition, go for it.