Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Really crappy PowerPoint presentation

"The Meier Contacts" is a poor-quality PowerPoint presentation with an absurdly high volume level. Michael Horn reads a script with a low-quality microphone with lots of popping. It sounds like it was recorded in his bedroom. Plus, the presentation has the artistic value of an eighth-grader's book report. Buy it at a yard sale for 25 cents if you're interested, but don't spend any more than that.