Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: AT LEAST THE COVER'S RED AND BLACK

If I were some inbred cretin, looking for a pathetic read to me the giggles on the way to my court appointed community service; this book would be perfect. However, I'm not. In a shameless attempt to ridicule the foundation of higher education in America, this book slanders the finest university in the land. Football fans--do yourself a favor and skip this one. I apologize that it even exists.