Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Rubish!

I fail to see how anybody can consider this a great novel. What it the point of it? I mean, first of all, it's boring. But it's not just dull, it leaves no impresion on the reader at all. I know that "critics" like to turn up their noses as popular writers such as Stephen King and Anne Rice, but I think you will find that the books they have written (at least the better ones) will have a lot more influence than this little fingernail clipping.