Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Simply Awful

This is the worst writing I've read in years. A ridiculous plot, lifeless characters (especially that loony bombast messiah, Jeza!), and a hateful arrogance for anything but New Agey silliness. I hope the producer who bought this freaky fable was fired and the money refunded because it looks like the studio heard this one gobbling long before Thanksgiving. Maybe the movie version would have been better than this book - it would've been shorter, it would've actually moved, and it certainly couldn't be much worse than this trash.