Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: How to Write a Comedy that Doesn't Work!!

Shame on you Pat Cornwell. After entertaining us so many times with actually interesting and believable characters plus real plots, this romp is an 180 degree departure from her 5 star norm. If the "Isle" is full of Dogs, then this book should be confined to that isle as it is definately a dog. A comedy that trys to be funny and isn't, characters supposedly real but arn't along with fish and crabs that think and talk...come on! Readers - save your money. Pat Cornwell get back to writing something you know about cause comedy ain't it. Too bad there is not a "zero star rating".