Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Nothing to write home about.....

"King David" bends over for his/her/its unemployed daddy who just got word that he has Aids! King David's favorite activities are as follows:1) Bending over for his thug homies2) Collecting welfare3) Practicing ebonics4) Drinking cereal with water5) Using the computer in his ghetto hood library because he is too broke to own a computer6) Putting up naked pictures of Luda, Jada, and Feminem7) Kicking it with his imaginary homies aka the blow-up doll8) Creating fantasies within his warped mind