Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Soothing breezes

Well,now that I have everyone's attention.. I would rather have my eyes removed with a steak knife than have to listen to this new age crap. I'm from that barren rats nest Mt. Desert (pronounce it "Mount Dessert" you farmers). God. Why people have to romanticize that place and imbue with some "mystical" qualities is beyond me. All I know is that there are lot of us out here who you couldn't pay enough to move back to the magical shores of Mt. Desert. Most of us would rather live under a bridge in a refrigerator box.