Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Classic, schmassic; read it because it's a GAS

Don't waste too much time genuflecting over this book because it's supposed to be a "masterpiece" (snore). Just read it for kicks. If Kafka had been a young African American man in Harlem in the 1940s (and if he'd been a little bit funnier), this is what he might have come up with.