Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Badly written, poorly read

While listening to this book on tape, I twice had to look at the cover to make sure it wasn't the abridged version. Kathryn made life changing decisions and momentous discoveries with such breakneck, willy-nilly speed that I thought I must have missed large portions of the book. Rarely have I encountered such an irritatingly witless heroine. To further add to my disgust, the narrator of the unabridged audio version often gave an odd emphasis to words, making it difficult to grasp the author's meaning without rethinking the phrase to oneself with normal emphasis. Also, my advice to narrators is that if you can't do an accent, don't even try--it's distracting and embarassing to hear someone try to struggle through a now you hear it, now you don't execrable Irish brogue.