Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Don't Waste Your Money

This is truly one of the worst books I ever read. It was boring, pretentious in its obsession with annoying, petty, visual wordplay (which the author seemed to prefer over "plot") and not especially well written. If I could have located the receipt, which mysteriously disappeared (perhaps the only truly "mysterious" thing associated with this "novel" other than the fact that it has been highly touted), I would have returned it for my money back.