Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Read Epicurus instead!

I've always thought of myself as an agnostic, and, after reading this, I really feel that religion--of any sort--should not be left in the hands of devout practitioners. This book is a bum-wipe hedonist's guide for self-destruction. Furthermore, haven't we learned from Hux and Bill Lee Burroughs that pleasure can be used as a method of controlling weak-willed individuals?Viva la Existentialists!