Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Ready, Aim, FIRE!!!!

Bloody Hell. If only "No Stars" was an option. Kasey Chambers' "The Captain" is one of the more nauseating assembleges of trite, tired, and beat-to-death-boring cliches released in recent memory. Miraculously, she somehow manages to lurk all over popular radio stations. Reading comparisons to the likes Emmilou Harris or Patty Griffin conjure up sounds of screaching tires - Kasey (note trite spelling of name) does not possess a fraction of a percentage of the talent held by those two women. "The Captain" is great for people who require the lowest common denominator-over produced garbage in order to recognize emotions in music. Listening to the CD, I face an overwhelming urge to make up my own lyrics. It's the only defense to an otherwise devastatingly boring stretch of 4 minutes.