Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not anywhere stinky enough, nor itchy enough...

I thought I would be the life of the party when my friend Barry decided to throw one. I showed up with three of these packets, along with some whoopie-cushions, rubber chickens, and hand buzzers and boy was I disappointed. These things didn't even measure up to one of my most gasseous passings after a day of eating at my local Mexican establishment. And the itching powder? I've been itchier after rolling around on the grass over at Donny Markus' house. This was just a total waste. The fake dog vomit went over well, as well as the fly in the plastic ice, but avoid these.