Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Worst Book I've Ever Read...

This is quite probably the worst book I've ever read. The only reason I got past page 2 was that it lands so soundly in the unintentional comedy category that I couldn't stand to put it down. The author apparently is from Texas but I refuse to believe he's ever been to Austin. He has Irish mob bosses battling it out with Chinese Triad...in Austin, TX?Not to mention his little paragraph about the unpredictability of the weather there...huh? It's hot and dry in the summer. Cool and dry in the winter. There is no "90 degrees one day and snow the next". It snows an inch every 20 years or so. And there are dozens more bizarre little things like that in this book.The complete lack of research aside, the writing is absolutely awful and the dialog laughable. So unless you want a good laugh at the author's expense and can find this free in your library, don't waste your time.