Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Tediously unexciting

I have never had a relationship with a woman and bought this book, hoping that it will teach me how to form a healthy relationship with "female" spirits. Was I disappointed! The practices contained in this book can only bring more unwanted attention into your life, making you more miserable. It's a tedious read that is not for the beginner. I should have spent my money buying yet another dating manual for attracting a living female. If only attracting loving astral lovers is as easy as Hollywood and TV make it out to be!