Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A Great Sucking Sound Commenceth

Don't read this book! It says on the front cover that it won some award for paranormal romances, so if this is the best I pity anyone who has to read the worst. The characters are cardboard, the sex scenes are as predictable as you can get, the storyline is confusing and hard to follow as it jumps back and forth between the future and the past as people from the future try to go into the past to stop their future from occurring. Did it occur to anyone with the tiniest education in physics that if the people in the future change the past, then their future will not exist and they will not have changed the past after all? Paradox anyone? I sludged my way through nearly half of this pile of rotten cheese before I gave up and threw it across the room. I will only repeat again, do NOT read this awful book!