Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The first in the Incredibly Long and Substanceless Book Series

This book is, as forementioned, increibly long and substanceless. A teenage girl (that really resembles a 7-year-old) falls in love with a vampire, which is the most overused plotline there is. How many books start with this type of introduction, I moved to a small town in the middle of nowhere? All you have to do is read the back and know the whole story. Spoiler: a girl moves to a town in the middle of nowhere, falls for the incredibly "beautiful" loner boy with the mysterious air about him (Meyer seems to forget that no man on the face of the earth wants to be called beautiful). Of course he is the vampire, falls for her, reveals that he is a vegetarian vamp, only drinkning aniimals blood, becomes overly protective and kills a vampire that wants to drink her blood. Then theu all live happily ever after the end. I suggest you read real literature such as Harry Potter or The Hunger Games.