Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Worst Book Ever!

Hawai'i reviewer and Victor Charlie, I'm with you. Self-indulgent doesn't even begin to describe it. I actually threw this one against the wall!! It has not yet made its way to the garbage can...instead, I am mailing it to a friend of mine who got three pages farther into the Satanic Verses than did I. It was the last book either one of us was unable to finish, so I can't wait until she calls me to tell me that she got as far as chapter 5 and threw it in the garbage!! Why even pick up Rushdie again, you ask? I guess I just couldn't deny someone who wrote such engrossing, beautiful and compelling works as Midnight's Children and the Moor's Last Sigh another chance. I will not be so foolish again...give it a miss.