Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Mindless drivel from a Chelsea clone wannabe

Signorile chronically proves himself to be a tabloid gossip columnist who aspires to be perceived as an academic. Unfortunately, he just isn't smart enough, and his 'dissertations' read more like an eighth-grade language arts essay. One gets the feeling Signorile doesn't read or listen to others much - he spouts trite received opinion as though he finds his words profound.