Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Weak, Weak, Weak!

I've read a couple of Patterson's books (Kiss The Girls), and I thought they were OK. So, I wasn't expecting much when I started this, but I was hoping to be entertained. As I kept reading, I was hoping it would get better, but it only got worse. From the hackneyed plot twists, to the excruciating dialog, to the affectated pop culture references, Patterson obviously was fulfilling his contract obligations. His narrative from the female perspective is a cheap device, and it strikes me somewhat as pandering - as if he truly can get into the head of a female detective. And what was with that ending? I just let out one big groan after finishing it. Makes me wonder if I was reading a different book than everyone else!