Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Because I keep getting nagged

I apologize in advance for this:I try not to leave pointless reviews however I'm left with no choice. I'm reviewing this product because Amazon thinks it's necessary to keep nagging me about it. It was purchased on a wedding registry. I have no clue if this game is good or not.To be honest, this isn't even a review; I simply hate board games. I dislike everything about them. See: I have no friends. Not even one meager person wants to be my friend. I'm fat, and I stink. I play computer games so I never have to leave the house (It's not even my house really... my grandma let's me live here).Here are the problems with board games (listed in order of importance):1) They take up too much room in my den, where are my spare computer parts going to go?2) They require people to congregate in real life. Who has time for this?3) They take TOO long. I have dungeon raids to attend.With the invention of the internet, and video games, I'm now able to play games with people.