Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Seriously, how did this junk ever get published?

I read all the raving reviews and ran out to buy the book. I think I might have mistakenly picked up a book in an alternate reality.The book was long and boring and I've never heard such pointless rambling in my life.If you want to read about death and mourning, try the obituaries in your local paper; They're more enlightening and far more engrossing.