Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Just. Plain. Dumb.

Why is the audio quality of the tapes from George so good?! The tapes were supposed to have been made on a mini-cassette player in a hospital by a man who was stabbed the night before, and who is suffering from a punctured lung and head injuries! Lo and behold, George doesn't stutter or misspeak or correct himself even once! There's no background noise, as in a hospital. No interruptions from nurses and doctors and visitors. Nothing. It's so clearly a script being read by a poor imitator in a studio. This could have been a lot more fun if the fake tapes sounded believable. But they're the worst ever.