Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Like the Bible with all the interesting parts snipped

How can I give 1 star to someone's holy book? I'll give some brief impressions, some silly, some serious: There is a character called "Moron." (Ether 1:7-8) There are anachronisms (Jarom 1:8, 2 Nephi 5:15) There are inconsistencies (Alma 36:22 vs. Mosiah 27:23)In the original novel, I can understand inconsistencies, because it was written by many people. Smith had no excuse. Addititionally, as the events in the story take place over 3000 years, there is not as much detail given as would make the story readable. If you're looking for a good religious book, try the Principia Discordia or Gödel, Escher, Bach.