Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: For those who like to appear well read

In the grand list of books that you will have enjoyed having read, this one ranks slightly above "Tom and Jane Go to Camp".Now, I'm not going to say that this book was trite, boring, lacking in substance or otherwise devoid of anything resembling redeeming merit, because it does have its purpose. That purpose being to sit on your shelf and make it appear as though you are some kind of eruditic masochist.If, like me, you were forced to read this book as some sophomore hazing ritual, you will no doubt remember that this book contains very little in the way of plot and character development. The characters don't so much grow as fester.I would not recommend this book to anybody, even those that I hate. People who have suicidal tendencies are warned to stay away as the most cheery portion of this book is slightly happier than a crushed puppy.In closing, let me just summarize: this book is bad.