Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: No Touch Monkey Book...Literally

I purchased what I thought would be an interestingly humorous book for my mother-in-law who travels frequently, as do I. I also purchased one for myself, so that perhaps we might discuss it. In a word...just plain asinine. The travel adventures of the writer were absolutely void of common sense and/or intelligence. I give this book .5 of a grain of moon sand. Save your money, and travel with real class. Truthfully, the only humorous event was when Ayun had her knee realigned by a witch doctor. Hoo, hee. *sigh*