Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: so boring. never finished. returned for cash.

Imagine picking up a book by one of your favorite authors and not only is it stupid and BORING, but the author mentions everything that is the EXACT opposite of what you want to read about, and nothing about what the cover describes....I picked up the Audio CD unabridged for the long commute (trite, I know . . . ) but I was literally nodding-off at the wheel and had to eject the CD just to stay awake. ugh. Well, then I tried listening at home . . . couldn't do it. not funny at all. no memorable chacters. no solid plot. very boring. and the moment I noticed Fielding got political (suddenly the character was mentioning osama bin laden and al qaeda and blah blah blah) I decided not to continue, and I got my money back . . . in cash.and then I pretty mush swore off Helen Fielding and picked up Sophie Kinsella (same idea - funny bimbo has funny stuff happen to her and mess with her work life/love life/family life/social life etc etc.)