Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Seriously folks, five stars?

The main fault with Amazon's on-line reviews is that people can hand out five stars like candy. I feel sorry for the poor metal-head who takes Stryper homes and wonders why he's been betrayed. Stryper was a fun novelty in the 80's, a Christian metal group. But songs like "Honesty" and "To Hell with the Devil" aren't metal classics, they're jokes that now sound hopelessly outdated. So do yourself a favor and leave heavy-metal to Satan.