Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: booooooring!

Another book about Susan Orlean, by Susan Orlean ... yes, she can write, but only when the topic reflects back onto her somehow. Part of John McPhee's artistry was a total lack of self-absorbtion; Orlean suffers from the opposite problem. And unfortunately for us, her life is just plain not interesting enough. And is that her on the cover? UGH.