Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: add water ...

Equation for success in the music business:1. Identify age demographic of intended sales2. Hire image consultant to identify current styles and trends3. Write singles by committee, two-thirds majority rules on singles to add to album4. Book appearances on as many M-Tv sponsored events and tours as possible.5. Hold walk-on auditions and make-up tests for possible artist(s).6. After said artist is hired, add water daily7. Reap in success until album falls to below 75 on the top 100.8. Repeat