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No matter HOW you cut it, the FACTS (of life) regarding christmas, or Yuletide as it's actually known as, seem to always escape most fundamentalists' brains - folks, this is reality: most christmas traditions (as well as easter) are in FACT (GASP!) PAGAN. And it doesn't take a genius to do a little homework and come to grips with that. Why not just allow your children to be children, and ditch the dogma until their old enough to decide for themself? Or are you afraid that Whelchel might put 'hot sauce' on your tongue? But nevermind me, by following the tripe Lisa Whelchel and comrades are pushing, you should all feel free to do as they tell you! That's right! Feel free to do as they tell you!