Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Tripe! Pure tripe!

I cannot believe that I paid nearly thirty dollars for this gothic PoS. I was beguiled by an author interview I heard. Full of improbable coincidences and even more improbable characters, this book reads like a very poor imitation of Dickens. The writing is plodding and kitschy. Another reviewer rates this book "...up there with The daVinci Code." Therein lies a tale, as I rate it subterranean - even Hadean - with TdVC. If you like the earlier PoS, you'll prolly like this one, too.But I like my fiction firmly plotted and planned. No innumerable and impossible coincidences for me. Save your money AND your time.