Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!!!

Do you love to hear spoiled women talk about how hard they have it with thier maids, nannies and how you should dress like them, eat like them, and reform your style of thinking to be exactly like them...THEN THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU! Super annoying Darla Shine spends 90% of the book telling us how fab she is!!! She tells you how other people repulse her because of the way they shop, eat, act, and dress then goes on to give such handy tips as you can wear sweat pants as long as they are tight?!? She also seems to have some pent up agression towards the television show, desperate housewives, taking the title as a personal insult. Darla is most definitly desperate but a housewife...no not really... SAVE YOUR MONEY and call the meanest most shallow woman you know instead.