Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Festering pile of dung

This isn't so much a novel as a vehicle for the author's prepubescent sex fantasies. Which would be fine, if it were well-written or engaging. Go buy something by Robin Hobb, Guy Kay, or even Terry Brooks. Christ, even Robert Jordan is more readable than this tripe. It takes a lot for me to toss a book into the trash, but I had no trouble flinging this one into the bin before I was halfway through.