Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Sorry excuse for a novel...

I couldn't wait for this book to end. Not because it was so good, but because it was so bad. The author mentioned Denmark's Corvette so often that I thought it was one of the characters. Speaking of which, who publishes a book with such shallow and one-dimensional characters? This book reminded me of a D movie which is bypassed by the theater and sent straight to dvd. There are so many fine writers out there who can't get a break, please keep trash like this off the shelves and give a real writer a chance.