Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: spare yourself

This book left me feeling dirty. I felt like a witness to a sick romance between a 40-something year old naked man and a child. The characters never felt real to me-even if I could have gotten past the time-travelling (which I couldn't)--but even if I could have...I was still left with this romance that seemed totally unrealistic. and I can not even begin to describe my disgust for Gomez -- actually, I didn't like any of the characters. Nymphomaniacs, Liars, Cheating, Alcoholics...even Kimy got on my nerves--do old Korean women use the word "buddy"? The final straw was after Clare delivered the baby she'd almost died for--she used the "C"-word to describe post-partum pains. First of all--no one uses that word. Its disgusting. and I have never heard it used by a new mother--what was the point? to be raw. edgy. fresh?It felt odd and forced on me. I know I'm on my own out here since everyone else seems to have loved the book. oh well.