Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oh, where to start...

Don't buy this.. make your OWN A.C. album! It's simple, kids:1. Throw a bunch of toasters into a woodchipper and jumbo jet engine during a sandstorm.2. Gag-vomit the whole time. Record everything with a 3rd-world microphone made of coconuts.Every song sounds exactly the same, so who cares if there are 50? The song titles only attempt to offend you constantly. Surprisingly, the reviewers who gave this trash 5 stars write so skillfully. The target audience for this is that mangy black-bearded guy with candy trapped in the hair covering his eyes, more tattoos than a coloring book, billions of piercings and grunting who stood too close to you at the bus station. This is the worst, ear-bleeding sound ever. Farting is more musically fulfilling.Why pay for torure? Just stay far, far away.