Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Sorry, just didn't do it for me...

This short made me into a clock watcher. I kept looking at the timebar at the bottom of the screen, wondering when it would get good. It didn't engage me at all. I like comedies. I thought "Napolean Dynamite" was fantastic (I watched it again last night!). This didn't set up well enough for me to care. The first time I watched this, I stopped at two-and-a-half minutes. Then I read so many good reviews of it, I thought I'd wait a couple of days and try again. Still, nothing. Sorry. I hate to give out one star to anyone making shorts. They're always made out of love for filmmaking. This one just isn't for me apparently.