Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Could I have my money back?

I originally purchased this book back in 2003 and just got around to read.... I wish I hadn't. The book truly reads like a cheap "telenovela" by my standard... and I have a very low standard. The book is very long-winded and hard to read. The author's writing style is no "Dan Brown", so don't expect cliff hanging suspense from chapter to chapter.Funny enough the author's real name is Barry Shapiro... the same guy who also wrote the "I dare you to put this book down" review of this same book on this site. He actually did a better job of writing the fake book review then actually writing the book.I don't recommend this book at all... save those pesos and by a real "telenovela" in T.J.