Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Less Than One Star

My limited knowledge of astronomy and physics has left me with the understanding that a black hole is a star that has collapsed into itself. As a result, the black hole has negative mass. If that is the case, I think that Amazon should take a cue from the world of astronomy and allow buyers to rate recordings with negative stars, as they would be the rating equivalent of a black hole. Certainly, few recent recordings are more worthy of, oh say, -5 stars than "Highly Evolved." (Not to mention the fact that the title is an oxymoronic misnomer of the highest order.) "Highly Devolved" is more like it - like back to 1994.Please, oh please, do not carelessly lump The Vines in with The Strokes or The White Stripes. Julian & Company and Jack & Meg write and perform songs that are far superior, and The Hives run laps around these guys all day long.The Vines? Try The Withering Vines.Or maybe Silverchair II.