Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Where's the Horror?

I hope this is not a spoiler for anyone (a few people already mentioned it, so I doubt that it is!)...but all this book is about is beastiality and pedophilia. In detail. I thought it was a horror novel, and while those two things are horrific in itself, that's not what I thought I was siging up for. Seriously. The extent of pedophilia wasn't even germane to the story. Which leads me to believe that the author is one sick puppy. The plot was weak, the characters were thin, the dialogue was stupid, and I wasn't scared at all. Oh, but there was lots of sex with children and lots of sex with...beasts. I think this was the worst book I've ever read in my life. Who are these people giving this book good reviews? Seriously.