Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Wow, it's noisy. How exciting.

I've come to the conclusion that in order to get signed to In the Red Records, all you need is one drum, one guitar, and no talent.That describes this Portland, OR duo succinctly, but it goes for a lot of other ITR groups. They're pretty much all bad. They all sound like sheet metal. They all sound like a joke. The only saving graces are The Knoxville Girls, The Country Teasers, and Dan Melchior's group ain't too bad, either.I suppose I'll never understand the injustices in this world, namely why little boys with loud machines get to inflict their noises upon the world, perpetuated by record labels who have absolutely no understanding of what music is. I understand this is supposed to be loud, primal, and violent, but you know something? It was a lot better when Flipper did it.However, if you want to piss off your neighbors, blast this thing. It will seriously shatter windows and drive people insane. So I suppose it's not entirely worthless.