Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: You Will Lose The Will to Live

Good Lord.This is a film for anyone who thought BEACH BLANKET BINGO was robbed at the Oscars in 1964.The mistake the producers of this film made--and there are a lot of them--is the misguided belief that the same nation of couch potatoes that made AMERICAN IDOL a hit would sever their sizable posteriors from where they've been grafted to their furniture to actually leave the house to see a movie.No scientific evidence exists that would support this theory.So the movie tanked and went straight to DVD faster than Simon Cowell can sneer.Where was Paul Lynde and Eric Vonn Zipper when you need them?The only thing I liked about this creaking horror was that the only girl with any discernible talent (Kelly's voice) was the smallest breasted girl on the beach. Now that was funny.