Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: nire in iowa

Pathetic and scary. People in Idaho haven't heard of sexually transmitted diseases? This woman was doing more than her part to spread what's out there. And after decades of feminism this is where we end? A whiney nincompoop feeling she's failed utterly if she hasn't latched on to a man (apparently ANY man) to prove she's really alive. I didn't find this even remotely funny just sad sad sad and depressing