Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Rednecks writing about rednecks.

Advice to author: Upgrade your education, take a literature course at a first rate university, like the University of Chicago. Then your "intelligent" characters will actually sound intelligent. For now, all your characters sound like rednecks, even the Gabrielle, who only in your fantasy was at "Harvard". In real life a brain like that doesn't get beyond some Florida college, where a real education is an impossibility.