Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: HAVE YOUR SUGAR LEVELS TESTED AFTER THIS!!

Let me say I'm one of the biggest romantics in the world and I love a heart-wrenching love story but this book could almost be considered a satire on love stories. The only part that really brought me to tears is when the dog died. How predicatable was this story especially when you realized Suzanne had a heart condition? How else could it have ended? Could Matt have been anymore perfect? He reminded me of a charactor I created for a short story in Junior High. Besides the charactors that never developed, the juvenille and saccharin writing style, the absurd thought that a mother would write of her romantic escapades in a diary to her child, I think what bugged me the most was Patterson's constant name dropping. It really sent the shallow feel of this story over the top. This was a real disappointment. I don't mean to insult anyone, but those who say this is the best book they have ever read really need to expand their choices in literature.