Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: BOOM MILKSHOT

As most of you may or may not know, Italian milk is teh best. It makes your football shots go farthest and also it turns everything you touch into a fad. When I gave that Italian fella the ol' header a few weeks ago, I was trying to milk him in vain hopes of getting a litre or three out of him. Sadly I failed at life and at milking Italians because I got nothing out of him. So when I saw "Tuscan Whole Milk" available at Amazon, I had to get some. It was a sad disappointment, much like the end of my career. NEDM wins teh internets!!!!1!`1~1