Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Goes down as the worst book ever written.

PLOT: The stupidest woman in the world kicks her husband in the nuts- and kills him. She is then stuck handcuffed to her bed for 400 pages, all while having flashbacks about her perverted father and talking to herself.PLOT TWIST: This woman puts off the inevitable until the very last possible second.RESOLUTION: The woman escapes (obviously) and writes a letter to someone that itself is like forty pages long.VERDICT: I think S.K. wrote this while he was drunk.