Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Did not work.

I got this product because I was tired of being a human. I thought life would be a little easier if I was a horse...but...nay... it very unfortunately did not turn me into a horse. As you can see, I'm clearly able to type...which, I imagine most horses can't do. I think I need to reign in my expectations. I'm going to saddle up for a trip to Petsmart look for monkey shampoo or something. Maybe I'll have more luck then.