Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Please, No...

Courtney Massengale is a douchebag, Sam Damon is the hero. Got it all. In one sentence. Not about a thousand pages or so. Bleah. Damon also takes too much crap from Massengale, can't police his zipper and doesn't kick his cheatin' wife Tommy to the curb. Mind-numbingly dull and long for a saintly martyr of a hero who could be improved. If you're picking this off a professional development reading list, pick Starship Troopers instead (it's shorter, actually entertaining and more informative).