Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: An implausible syrupy tear-jerker for Quindlen sycophants.

The Quindlen characters are unbelieveably one dimensional, and Quindlen is transparently self-serving. I have worked with terminally ill people for the past 8 years, and I've never encountered anything like this story. The suffering and the pain (both physical and emotional) of cancer patients and their loved ones is real, complex and completely beyond anything Anna Quindlen has ever imagined. Quindlen has cheapened their stories by writing this obvious "book-to-be-optioned-immediately-for-the-movies." Quindlen should donate her immense profits to the national hospice movement.