content: -- Portions of this AppleScript may incorporate work from 3rd 
  -- parties. These portions of code are noted. All other work is 
  -- Copyright © 2010 — 2013 Codeux Software. See README 
  -- for full license information. 
  
  -- This script uses invisible characters for IRC formatting. That
  -- is why the result as seen by IRC is not the same as seen
  -- in this actual source code.
  
  on irccmd(keyx, destinationChannel)
  	if destinationChannel is equal to "" then
  		return "/debug Invalid destination channel."
  	end if
  	
  	if keyx is equal to "u" then
  		return "04(07╯08°03□12°02）06╯04︵ 08┻03━12┻
  THIS IS RIDICULOUS"
  	else if keyx is equal to "d" then
  		return "┬──┬ ﻿ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
  Sorry bro I lost my cool."
  	else
  		return "ಠ_ಠ"
  	end if
  end irccmd
  