content: set phrases to {"Were you born in a barn?", "Get some work done", "Useless scrub", "Stop jacking off", "I'll bust your chops", "Are you born in a water park?", "Stop fapping around", "Are you born in a barn?", "Later, shizlord", "Oy!", "You should know when to give up."}
  set dialogs to {"WERE U BORN IN A BARN???", "GET SUM WERK DUN", "Useless scrub...", "Stop jacking off", "I'LL BUST YOUR CHOPS", "R U BORN IN A WATER PARK??", "Stop fapping around", "R U BORN IN A BARN???", "LATER, SHIZLORD", "OI!!", "U shuld know when 2 give up..."}
  set actions to {"*snaps fingers*", "*shakes head*", "UGHHHHHHH SCRUB", "BURRRRPPP", "And stop fapping around"}
  set remarks to {"Scrub", "Useless twerp", "Uhh Uhh Uhh", "Uhh"}
  
  repeat
      set rnd_num to random number from 1 to length of phrases
      set front_app to (path to frontmost application as Unicode text)
      set act_num to random number from 1 to length of actions
      set rem_num to random number from 1 to length of remarks
      say (item rnd_num of phrases)
      tell application front_app
          display dialog (item rnd_num of dialogs) with title (item act_num of actions)
      end tell
      say (item rem_num of remarks)
      delay (random number from 2 to 3)
  end repeat
  