The image is a text-based poem written in black ink on a white background. The poem is titled "Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. (Freudian psychology) Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference." The text is written in a simple, sans-serif font and is centered on the page.